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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 60,
+No. 370, August 1846, by Various
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+Title: Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 60, No. 370, August 1846
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+ BLACKWOOD'S EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.
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+ NO. CCCLXX. AUGUST, 1846. VOL. LX.
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+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ THE ARMY, 129
+
+ MY COLLEGE FRIENDS. NO. IV. CHARLES RUSSELL,
+ THE GENTLEMAN COMMONER. CHAPTER I., 145
+
+ THE ROMANTIC DRAMA, 161
+
+ THE MINSTREL'S CURSE. FROM UHLAND, 177
+
+ THE MINE, THE FOREST, AND THE CORDILLERA, 179
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+ "MORIAMUR PRO REGE NOSTRO," 194
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+ MESMERIC MOUNTEBANKS, 223
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+ COOKERY AND CIVILISATION, 238
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+ THE LATE AND THE PRESENT MINISTRY, 249
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+ BLACKWOOD'S EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.
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+ NO. CCCLXX. AUGUST, 1846. VOL. LX.
+
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+
+
+THE ARMY.[1]
+
+
+When we glance back at the bright page of British military history, so
+thickly strewn with triumphs, so rarely checkered by a reverse, it seems
+paradoxical to assert that the English are not a military nation. Such,
+nevertheless, is the case. Our victories have been the result of no
+especial fitness for the profession of arms, but of dauntless spirit and
+cool stubborn courage, characterising the inhabitants of the narrow island
+that breeds very valiant children. Mere bravery, however heroic, does not
+of itself constitute an aptitude for the soldier's trade. Other qualities
+are needful--qualities conspicuous in many European nations, but less
+manifest in the Englishman. Naturally military nations are those of
+France, the Highlands of Scotland, Poland, and Switzerland--every one of
+them affording good specimens of the stuff peculiarly fitted for the
+manufacture of soldiers. They all possess a martial bent, a taste for the
+military career, submitting willingly to its hardships and privations, and
+are endowed with a faculty of acquiring the management of offensive
+weapons, with which for the most part they become acquainted early in
+life. A system of national conscription, like that established in many
+continental countries, is the readiest and surest means of giving a
+military tone to the character of a people, and of increasing the civil
+importance and respectability of an army. But without proceeding to so
+extreme a measure, other ways may be devised of producing, as far as is
+desirable, similar results.
+
+We appeal to all intelligent observers, and especially to military men,
+whom travel or residence upon the Continent have qualified to judge,
+whether in any of the great European states the soldier has hitherto
+obtained so little of the public attention and solicitude as in England?
+Whether in any country he is so completely detached from the population,
+enjoying so little sympathy, in all respects so uncared for and unheeded
+by the masses, and, we are sorry to say it, often so despised and looked
+down upon, even by those classes whence he is taken? Let war call him to
+the field, and for a moment he forces attention: his valour is extolled,
+his fortitude admired, his sufferings are pitied. But when peace, bought
+by his bravery and blood, is concluded, what ensues? Houses of Parliament
+thank and commend him, towns illuminate in honour of his deeds, pensions
+and peerages are showered upon his chiefs, perhaps some brief indulgence
+is accorded to himself; but it is a nine days' wonder, and those elapsed,
+no living creature, save barrack masters, inspecting officers, and
+Horse-guards authorities, gives him another thought, or wastes a moment
+upon the consideration of what might render him a happier and a better
+man. Like a well-tried sabre that has done its work and for the present
+may lie idle, he is shelved in the barrack room, to be occasionally
+glanced at with pride and satisfaction. Hilt and scabbard are, it is true,
+kept carefully polished--drill and discipline are maintained; but
+insufficient pains are taken to ascertain whether rust corrodes the blade,
+whether the trusty servant, whose achievements have been so glorious and
+advantageous, does not wear out his life in discouragement and
+despondency. But this state of things, we hope and believe, is about to
+change. We rejoice to see a daily increasing disposition on the part of
+English legislators and of the English nation, to investigate and amend
+the condition of their gallant defenders. If war is justly considered the
+natural state of an army,[2] peace, on the other hand, is the best time to
+moot and discuss measures likely to raise its character and increase its
+efficiency.
+
+We do not fear to be accused of advocating change for its own sake, or
+what is vulgarly nicknamed Reform, in any of the institutions of this
+country, whether civil or military. But we rejoice at the appearance of
+books calculated to direct attention, we will not say to the abuses of the
+army, but to its possible improvement. And we know no class of men better
+qualified to write such books than army surgeons, whose occupations, when
+attached to regiments, bring them of necessity into more frequent contact
+with a greater variety of men, and to a more intimate acquaintance with
+the soldier's real character and feelings, than the duties of field or
+company officers in our service either exact or permit.
+
+"To obviate the reproaches I may encounter for presuming to write upon
+subjects altogether military, I may be allowed to state, that during a
+quarter of a century that I served with the armies of the country, I
+officiated as surgeon of three different regiments in different parts of
+the world. I embarked nine times from the shores of Britain with armaments
+on foreign expeditions, and out of twenty-four years' actual service, (for
+the year of the peace of Amiens has to be deducted,) I spent seventeen
+years, or parts of them, in other climates, passing through every grade of
+medical rank, in every variety of service, even to the sister service of
+the navy."--DR. FERGUSSON. _Preface._
+
+These are the men, or we greatly err, to write books about the army. They
+may not be conversant with tactics in the field, although even of those,
+unless they wilfully shut both eyes and ears, they can hardly avoid
+acquiring some knowledge. But on other matters connected with soldiers and
+armies, they must be competent to speak, and should be listened to as
+authorities. We look upon Dr Fergusson's testimony, and upon the
+information--the result of his vast experience--which he gives us in
+concise form and plain language, as most valuable; although some of the
+changes he suggests have been accomplished, wholly or partially, since his
+book was written. Mr Marshall's opportunities of personal observation
+have, we suspect, been less extensive; but to atone for such deficiency,
+he has been a diligent reader, and he places before us a host of military
+authorities, references and statistical tables. The value of his
+authorities may, perhaps, here and there be questioned; and he sometimes
+gives, in the form of extracts, statements unauthenticated by a name, but
+of which he does not himself seem to accept the responsibility.
+Nevertheless, his book has merit, and is not unlikely to accomplish both
+the objects proposed by its author,--namely, "to supply some information
+respecting the constitution, laws, and usages of the army, and to excite
+attention to the means which may meliorate the condition of soldiers, and
+exalt their moral and intellectual character."
+
+These are three measures whose adoption would, we fully believe, elevate
+the character of the British soldier, increase his self-respect and
+willingness to serve, and, consequently, his efficiency in the field and
+good conduct in quarters. They will not be thought the worse of, we are
+sure, because they would assimilate the organization of our army to that
+of certain foreign services. The day is gone by when prejudice prevented
+Englishmen from adopting improvements, merely because they were based upon
+foreign example. The measures referred to, and whose adoption we would
+strenuously urge, are--first, the enlistment of soldiers for limited
+periods only; secondly, the total abolition of corporal punishment;
+thirdly, the increase of rewards, and especially a gradual and cautious
+augmentation of the number of commissions given to non-commissioned
+officers. Be it understood that we recommend these changes collectively,
+and not separately. They hinge upon each other, particularly the two last;
+and if one of them be refused, the others may require modification.
+
+By the British constitution, no man may sell himself to unlimited
+servitude. On what grounds, then, is the practice of enlistment for life
+to be justified; and can it be justified upon any, even upon those of
+expediency? Ought not the thoughtless and the destitute--for under these
+heads the majority of recruits must at present be ranked--rather to be
+protected against themselves, and preserved, as far as may be, from the
+consequences of non-reflection and of want? Such is assuredly the duty of
+a just and paternal government. Very different is the practice of this
+country under the present system! Influenced by a boyish caprice, or
+driven by necessity, an inexperienced lad takes the shilling and mounts
+the cockade. After a while he gets weary of the service; perhaps he sees
+opportunities, if once more a civilian, of making his way in the world.
+But weary though he be, or eagerly as he may desire to strip off the
+uniform assumed hastily, or by compulsion of circumstances, no perspective
+of release encourages him to patient endurance. No hope of emancipation,
+so long as his health holds good, or his services are found useful, smiles
+to him in the distance. After twenty-one years he _may_ obtain his
+discharge, as a favour, but without pension. After twenty-five years, if
+discharged at his own request, he gets sixpence a-day! Truly a cheering
+prospect and great encouragement, to be liberated in the decline of life,
+any trade that he had learned as a boy forgotten, and with sixpence a-day
+as sole reward for having fought the battles and mounted the guards of his
+country during a quarter of a century! What are the frequent results of so
+gloomy a perspective? Despondency, desertion, drunkenness, and even
+suicide.
+
+The British army, its strength considered, and in comparison with the
+armies of other countries, is, undeniably, a very expensive establishment,
+and the necessity of economy has been urged as an argument in favour of
+unlimited enlistment. The evidence both of Dr Fergusson and of Mr Marshall
+goes far to prove that one more fallacious was never advanced. Innumerable
+are the artifices resorted to by soldiers, under the present system, in
+the hope of obtaining their discharge--artifices sometimes successful,
+frequently entailing expense on the government, and at times almost
+impairing the efficiency of an army. Speaking of the last war, Dr
+Fergusson says,--"Artificial ulcers of the legs were all but universal
+amongst young recruits, and spurious ophthalmia was organised in
+conspiracy so complicated and extended, that at one time it threatened
+seriously to affect the general efficiency of the forces, and was in every
+respect so alarming that the then military authorities durst not expose
+its naked features to the world. These are the results, and ever will be
+the results, whilst human nature is constituted as it is, of service for
+life." That unlimited service is the chief cause of desertion may be
+proved beyond a doubt, if there be any value in the statistics of armies
+as given by Mr Marshall. In the year 1839, the mean strength of the French
+army was three hundred and seventeen thousand five hundred and
+seventy-eight men; the number condemned for desertion was six hundred and
+six. Eight hundred and eighty-one conscripts were punished for failing to
+join their corps. In the same year, in our army, of which the strength
+was less than one third of the French--under one hundred thousand men--the
+deserters punished amounted to two thousand one hundred and ten, or nearly
+one-fifth of the number of recruits annually raised. Where must we seek
+the cause of so monstrous a disparity? Chiefly in the difference of the
+term of service. The English soldier is by far the best paid and rationed;
+most of his comforts are more cared for than those of the Frenchman; but
+the latter takes his service kindly, because he knows that in six or seven
+years (the period varies a little according to the arm served in) he will
+be free to return to civil life, whilst still at an age to begin the world
+on his own account. The following extract from the _Military Miscellany_
+illustrates and confirms our present argument, that unlimited enlistment
+is no saving to the country.
+
+"I have no adequate materials to enable me to state the mean duration of
+service of men who enlist for the army; but I am disposed to conjecture
+that it is not much, if at all, above ten years. It has, I believe, been
+ascertained, that the average length of service performed by men now on
+the permanent pension list, is about fifteen or sixteen years. Upon these
+grounds I conclude that enlistment for life, as a means of obtaining an
+average length of service of more than from ten to twelve years, is a
+fallacy; and consequently, I submit whether it would not be an advisable
+measure to abolish enlistment for an unlimited period, and to adopt a
+regulation whereby a soldier might have the option of being discharged
+after a certain length of service, say ten years."
+
+In estimating the average duration of service at ten to twelve years, Mr
+Marshall has, we conjecture, taken into consideration the men discharged
+under fifteen years' service, before which time they would not be entitled
+to a pension. To the ten years' enlistment proposed by him, we should
+prefer the term of seven years, fixed by Mr Wyndham's bill, passed in
+1806, but rendered nugatory in 1808, by a clause in Lord Castlereagh's
+Military bill, which made it optional to enlist for life, adding the
+temptation of a higher bounty. The latter bait, aided by the
+thoughtlessness of recruits, and by the cajolery of recruiting sergeants,
+caused the engagement to be almost invariably for life. And since then,
+Horse-guards' orders have been issued, forbidding recruiting officers to
+accept men for limited service. According to Mr Wyndham's plan, the seven
+years' engagement was to be prolonged indefinitely in war time. We should
+not object to the latter arrangement, which is necessary for the safety of
+the country. Nor is it when actively engaged in the field that soldiers
+are likely to repine at length of service, but in the tedium of a
+garrison, when no change, or prospect of one, no opportunity of
+distinction, or chance of promotion, relieves the monotony of a military
+existence.
+
+There is one advantage of short enlistments that has been overlooked both
+by Dr Fergusson and by Mr Marshall, but which nevertheless is, in our
+opinion, an important one. It is the increased military character that it
+would give to the nation, the greater number of men whom it would
+familiarize with the use of arms, and render competent to use them
+effectually at a moment's notice. We believe that short enlistments, and
+the other improvements already referred to, and which we shall presently
+speak of at greater length, would produce, in this thickly peopled
+kingdom, a regular annual supply of recruits, a large proportion of them
+of a very superior class to those who now offer. On the other hand, the
+army, instead of being thinned by desertions, transportations, and feigned
+diseases, would each year give up from its ranks a number of young and
+able-bodied men, who, whilst entering upon the occupations of civil life,
+would in a great measure retain their soldierly qualities, and be ready,
+in case of an emergency, to stand forward successfully in defence of their
+homes and families. We have long been accustomed to look upon this country
+as guaranteed from invasion by her wooden walls. Noble as the bulwark is,
+there is no dissembling the fact, that its efficiency has been greatly
+impaired by the progress of steam, rendering it extremely difficult, in
+case of a war, effectually to guard our long line of coast. And although
+Europe seems now as disinclined for war as a long experience of the
+blessings of peace can render her, this happy state cannot, in the nature
+of things, last for ever. Let us suppose a general war, and a large body
+of French troops thrown upon our shores in a night, whilst our armies were
+absent on the battle fields of the Continent, or of America. The
+supposition is startling, but cannot be viewed as absurd; many looked upon
+its realization as certain when circumstances were far less favourable to
+it than they would now be. How far would volunteers and militiamen,
+hastily raised, unaccustomed to services in the field, and many of whom
+had never fired a ball-cartridge in their lives,[3] be able to cope, with
+any chance of success, with fifty thousand French soldiers? And admitting
+that they did successfully contend, and that superior numbers and
+steadfast courage--although these, without good drill and discipline, are
+of little avail against a veteran army--eventually gained the day, how
+much more effective would they be, and how much loss of life and injury to
+the country might be avoided, did their ranks contain a fair proportion of
+men trained to arms, and able to instruct and encourage their comrades?
+But these are subjects so suggestive as to afford themes for volumes,
+where they might be better discussed than in the scanty pages of a review.
+We can only afford to glance at them, and to throw out hints for others to
+improve upon.
+
+The liability to the lash, inflicted, until very recently, even for the
+least disgraceful offences, has long been thrown in the teeth of the
+British soldier by his foreign brethren in arms. That infamous punishment
+has been utterly disapproved and eloquently argued against by military men
+of high rank and great abilities, whose enlightened minds and long
+experience taught them to condemn it. The feeling of the nation is
+strongly against it, the armies of other countries are seen to flourish
+and improve without it, and yet it is still maintained, although gradually
+sinking into disuse, and, we hope and believe, drawing near to its
+abolition. Unnecessarily cruel as a punishment, ineffectual as an example
+to repress crime, and stamping the indelible brand of infamy on men the
+soul of whose profession should be a feeling of honour, why is it so
+lovingly and tenaciously clung to? "The service would go to the
+devil--could not be carried on without it--no soldiering without
+flogging," is the reply of a section of officers--the minority, we
+assuredly believe. "No one can doubt," says Dr Fergusson, "that for
+infamous crimes there ought to be infamous punishments, and to them let
+the lash be restricted." Be it so, but then devise some plan by which the
+soldier, whose offence is so disgraceful as to need the most humiliating
+of chastisements, shall be thenceforward excluded from the army. When he
+leaves the hospital, let his discharge be handed to him. "A fine plan,
+indeed!" it will be said. "Men will incur a flogging every day to get out
+of the service." Doubtless they will, so long as service is unlimited. And
+this is one reason why short enlistments and abolition of corporal
+punishment should go together. Against desertion, transportation has
+hitherto been found an ineffectual remedy. If men were enlisted for seven
+years only, it would cease to be so. Few would then be sufficiently
+perverse to risk five or seven years' transportation in order to get rid
+of what remained of their period of service. To flog for drunkenness,
+however frequent the relapse, is an absurdity, for it usually drives the
+culprit to habits of increased intemperance, that he may forget the
+disgraceful punishment he has suffered. In war time, when in the field
+before the enemy, discipline should assume its most Spartan and inflexible
+aspect. The deserter, the mutineer, the confirmed marauder, to the
+provost-marshal and cord. For minor offences, there would be no difficulty
+in finding appropriate punishments; such as fines, imprisonment in irons,
+extra guards and pickets, fatigue-duty, and the like. No military
+offenders should be punished by the cat. It is in direct opposition to the
+spirit by which armies should be governed: a spirit of honour and
+self-respect.
+
+"The incorrigible deserter," says Dr Fergusson, "may be safely committed
+to penal service in the West Indies or the coast of Africa; and should the
+pseudo-philanthropists interfere with the cant of false humanity, let them
+be told that the best and bravest of our troops have too often been sent
+there, as to posts of honour and duty, from which they are hereafter to be
+saved by the substitution of the criminal and the worthless. The other
+nations of the Continent, who have not these outlets, conduct the
+discipline of their armies without flogging; and why should not we? They,
+it may be said, cultivate the point of honour. And does not the germ of
+pride and honour reside as well, and better, in the breast of the British
+soldier, distinguished, as he has ever been, for fidelity to his colours,
+obedience to his commanders, pride in his corps, and attachment to its
+very name?"
+
+Mr Marshall's history of punishments in the army is rather to be termed
+curious than useful. Agreeable it certainly cannot be considered, except
+by those persons, if such there be, who luxuriate in Fox's _Book of
+Martyrs_, or gloat over the annals of the Spanish Inquisition. It shows
+human ingenuity taxed to the utmost to invent new tortures for the
+soldier. The last adhered to, and, it may safely be said, the worst
+devised, is the lash; and we need look back but a very little way to find
+its infliction carried to a frightful extent. A thousand lashes used to be
+no unusual award; and it sometimes happened (frequently, Mr Marshall
+asserts, but this other information induces us to doubt) that a man who
+had been unable, with safety to his life, to receive the whole of the
+punishment at one time, was brought out again, as soon as his back was
+skinned over, to take the rest. At one time there was no limit to the
+number of lashes that a general court-martial might award. Mr Marshall
+says, that at Amboyna, in the year 1813 or 1814, he knew three men to be
+condemned to fifteen hundred lashes each. The whole punishment was
+inflicted. At Dinapore, on the 12th September 1825, a man was sentenced to
+nineteen hundred lashes, which sentence the commander-in-chief commuted to
+twelve hundred. Such sentences, however, were in direct contradiction to
+the general order of the 30th January 1807, by which "his Majesty was
+graciously pleased to express his opinion, that no sentence for corporal
+punishment should exceed one thousand lashes." In 1812, when the powers
+of a regimental court-martial had been limited to the infliction of three
+hundred lashes, "many old officers believed, and did not hesitate to say,
+that such limitation would destroy the discipline of the
+army."--(_Marshall_, p. 185.) We cannot put the same faith that Mr
+Marshall appears to do in the outrageous narratives of some of his
+authorities. It is impossible, for instance, to swallow such a tale as we
+find at page 267 of the _Military Miscellany_, of seventy men of one
+battalion being flogged on the line of march in one day. This, however, is
+only given as an _on dit_. Equally incredible is the story quoted from the
+book of a certain Sergeant Teesdale, of ten to twenty-five men being
+flogged daily for six weeks for coming dirty on parade; and another, which
+Mr Marshall tells, of _seventeen thousand_ lashes being for some time the
+monthly allowance of a regiment in India--the said regiment being, we are
+informed, treated very little worse than its neighbours. The articles of
+war, as they stand at the present day, restrict the award of corporal
+punishment, by a general court-martial, to two hundred lashes; by a
+district court-martial, to one hundred and fifty; and by a regimental
+court, to one hundred.
+
+We would put the question to any military man--even to the strongest
+advocate of flogging--what is the usual effect of corporal punishment on
+the soldier? Does it make or mar him, improve his character and correct
+his vices, or render him more reckless and abandoned than before? The
+conscientious answer would be, we are persuaded, that seldom is a good
+soldier made of a flogged man. "There is not an instance in a thousand,"
+says Dr Jackson, "where severe punishment (flogging is here referred to)
+has made a soldier what he ought to be; there are thousands where it has
+rendered those who were forgetful and careless, rather than vicious,
+insensible to honour, and abandoned to crime." But then the example is
+supposed, erroneously, as we believe, to be of good operation. We cannot
+admit that, to justify the practice of marking a man's shoulders with the
+ineffaceable stripes of disgrace.
+
+In speaking of corporal punishment, we have considered only its moral
+effect, and have not touched on the unnecessary and unequal amount of pain
+it occasions. Much might be said upon this head. "My first objection to
+flogging," says Sir Charles Napier, in his treatise "_On Military Law_,"
+published in 1837, "is, that it is torture,"--using the word, no doubt, in
+the sense of inhumanity, and meaning that more pain than is necessary is
+inflicted. Sir Charles's second objection is, that it is torture of a very
+unequal infliction--varying, of course, according to the strength of the
+drummers or others employed, to the rigour of the drum-major
+superintending their exertions, and to other circumstances. Mr Marshall
+tells us that different men suffer in very different degrees from
+punishment of like severity. Tall slender men, of a sanguine temperament,
+feel a flogging more severely than short, thickset ones; and instances
+have been known of soldiers succumbing under a sixth part of the
+punishment which others have borne and rapidly recovered from. The
+presence of a surgeon is in many cases no guarantee against a fatal
+result. "It is impossible to say what may be the effect of corporal
+infliction with more certainty than to predict the consequences of a
+surgical operation."--(_Military Miscellany_, p. 224.) "No medical officer
+can answer either for the immediate or ultimate consequences of this
+species of corporal punishment. Inflammation of the back, or general
+fever, may occur after a very moderate infliction, and may terminate
+fatally, notwithstanding the greatest diligence and attention on the part
+of a well-informed and conscientious surgeon."--(_Ibid._ p. 276.) Besides
+the reasons against corporal punishment above stated, Sir Charles Napier
+advances and supports by argument six others equally cogent. Gustavus
+Adolphus of Sweden, although he introduced into his army the species of
+flogging known as the gantlope or gauntlet, rarely had recourse to it,
+being persuaded that "such a disgrace cast a damp upon the soldier's
+vivacity, and did not well agree with the notions which a high spirit
+ought to entertain of honour." "Il ne faut point," says Kirckhoff, a
+medical officer in the army of the king of the Netherlands, quoted by Mr
+Marshall, "soumettre le soldat fautif à des punitions avilissantes. A quoi
+bon les coups de bâton qu'on donne trop légèrement au soldat, si ce n'est
+pour l'abrutir, et pour déshonorer le noble état du defenseur de la
+patrie? Ce genre de punition déshonorant ne devrait être réservé qu'aux
+lâches et aux traîtres; et dès qu'une fois un militaire l'aurait subi, il
+faudrait l'exclure à jamais d'un ordre auquel les destins d'une nation
+sont confiés; d'un ordre qui a pour base le courage, l'honneur, et toutes
+les vertus généreuses."
+
+It is singular that whilst such remarkable ingenuity has been exhibited in
+devising punishments for the soldier, so very little should have been
+displayed in the invention of rewards. Of these latter, the most
+legitimate and desirable are pensions and promotion. We would add a
+third--a military order of merit to be bestowed upon men distinguishing
+themselves by acts of gallantry, or by steady good conduct. Decorations of
+this kind--we are convinced of it by our observations on various foreign
+services--act as a strong incentive to the soldier. There exists in this
+country a prejudice against their adoption, principally because we are
+accustomed to see such rewards heaped without discrimination, and with a
+profusion that renders them worthless, upon the soldiers of foreign
+nations. There seems a natural tendency to the abuse of such institutions,
+and Napoleon might well shudder were he to rise from his grave and see his
+"Star of the Brave" dangling from the buttonhole of half the pamphleteers
+and national guardsmen of the French capital. In other countries the
+lavish profusion with which stars, crosses, riband-ends, and rosettes are
+bestowed, is enough to raise a suspicion of collusion between the royal
+donors and the jewellers and haberdashers of their dominions. But even
+when largely distributed, we believe them to act as a spur to the soldier.
+If there is a fear of England's becoming what we find so ridiculous in
+others, a country where the non-decorated amongst military men are the
+exception, let great caution be used in the bestowal of such honours. We
+now refer to an order of merit for the soldiers only. With officers we
+have at present nothing to do; although we shall be found upon occasion
+equally ready and willing to support their just claims. But they can plead
+their own cause, if not effectually, at least perseveringly, as the recent
+numerous letters in newspapers, and articles in military periodicals,
+claiming a decoration for Peninsular services, sufficiently prove. Such a
+decoration was certainly nobly deserved, but, if conceded at all, it
+should be given quickly, or its existence, it is to be feared, will be
+very brief. Our present business, however, is with the soldier--the humble
+private, the deserving non-commissioned officer.
+
+It is not unnatural that when tardy reflection comes to the thoughtless
+lad who has sold himself to unlimited military bondage, he should be
+anxious to know what provision is made for him when age or disease shall
+cause his services to be dispensed with. Inquiry or reference informs him,
+that should he be discharged after fourteen and under twenty-one years
+service, so far disabled as to be _unable to work_--this is a
+condition--he may be awarded the magnificent sum of from sixpence to
+eightpence a-day! Discharged under twenty-one years' service, as disabled
+for the army only, he may get a temporary pension of sixpence a-day for a
+period varying from one month to five years. Discharged by indulgence
+after twenty-five years, he may receive sixpence a-day. We have already
+remarked on the little heed taken by civilians in this country of the
+treatment and ordinances of the army. These statements will probably be
+new to most of our non-military readers, many of whom, we doubt not,
+entertain an absurd notion, that when a man has served his country well
+and faithfully during twenty-five years, or is dismissed, as unable to
+work, after fourteen years' servitude, he invariably finds a snug berth
+ready for him at Chelsea, or at least has a pension awarded to him
+tolerably adequate to supply him with the bare necessaries of life, and to
+keep him from begging or crossing-sweeping. As to the savings of soldiers
+out of their pay, facilitated though they now are by the establishment of
+savings' banks in the army, they can be but exceedingly small. A soldier's
+pay varies from thirteen to fifteen pence, according to the time he has
+served. Deduct from this the cost of his clothing, only a portion of which
+is supplied to him free of charge, and sixpence a-day for his rations of
+bread and meat, and what remains will frequently not exceed threepence
+a-day for tobacco, vegetables, coffee, and other small necessaries. The
+great difference between the pay, rations, and pensions of soldiers and
+sailors, is not generally known. Besides receiving rations far more
+abundant and varied, an able seaman gets thirty-four shillings per month
+of twenty-eight days, more than double the pay of a soldier under seven
+years' service. Seamen have a claim of right to be discharged after
+twenty-one years' service with a pension of one shilling to fourteen pence
+a-day. And, besides this, it must be remembered that a sailor may enlist
+for a short time, and at its expiration, or at any time that he is
+discharged, employment is open to him in the merchant service. But what is
+the soldier to do when dismissed from the army at forty years of age or
+upwards? "A very small number of men," says Mr Marshall, "are fit after
+forty years of age for the arduous duties of the service." Surely it may
+be claimed for our brave fellows that a more liberal system of pensioning
+be adopted. We do not lose sight of the necessity of economy in these days
+of heavy taxation; and before deciding on a plan, the matter should be
+well sifted and considered. But we have already expressed our conviction
+that limited service would of itself in various ways produce a pecuniary
+saving to the government. Adequate pensions would have other beneficial
+results. Mr Marshall throws out suggestions for a new scale of pensions,
+and declares his opinion, that no man who has served twenty-one years
+should receive a smaller allowance than a shilling a-day.
+
+"The more striking," he proceeds to say, "the honourable example of an old
+soldier enjoying his pension, the more likely is it to contribute to
+spread a military feeling in the neighbourhood. But to repay the retired
+soldier by a pension inadequate to his sustenance, must have the effect of
+consigning him to the workhouse, and of sinking him and the army in the
+estimation of the working class of the population; destroying all military
+feeling, and, whilst the soldier is serving, weakening those important
+aids to discipline--the cheerfulness and satisfaction which the prospect
+of a pension, after a definite period, inspires."
+
+We now come to a branch of our subject encompassed with peculiar
+difficulties, and that will be met with many objections; the present
+system of disposing of commissions in the army is too convenient and
+agreeable to a large and influential class of the community for it to be
+otherwise. The most important part of the proposed scheme of rewards is
+the bestowing of commissions upon sergeants. We are aware that, in the
+present constitution of the army, much may be urged against such a plan
+being carried out beyond an exceedingly limited extent. But most of the
+objections would, we think, be removed by the adoption and consequences of
+limited service, and by the extinction of corporal punishment. Others
+would disappear before a greater attention to the education of the
+soldier, and before some slight reductions in what are now erroneously
+considered the necessary expenses of officers.
+
+Constituted and regulated as the British army now is, the immediate
+consequences of enlistment to the young peasant or artisan of previous
+respectability is a total breach with his family. However good his
+previous character, the single fact of his entering what ought to be an
+honourable profession, excludes him from the society and good opinion of
+his nearest friends. Former associates shun and look coldly upon him, his
+female relatives are ashamed to be seen walking with him, often the door
+of his father's cottage or workshop is shut on his approach. The community
+in general, there is no dissembling the fact, look upon soldiers as a
+degraded class, and upon the recruit as a man consigned to evil company,
+to idleness and the alehouse, and perhaps to the ignominy of the lash. To
+brand an innocent man as criminal is the way to render him so. Avoided and
+despised, the young soldier, to whom bad example is not wanting, speedily
+comes to deserve the disreputable character which the mere assumption of a
+red coat has caused to be fixed upon him. So long as military service
+stands thus low in the opinion of the people, the army will have to
+recruit its ranks from the profligate and the utterly destitute, and the
+supply of respectable volunteers will be as limited as heretofore. At
+present, most young men of a better class whom a temporary impulse, or a
+predilection for the service, has induced to enlist, strain every nerve,
+when they awake to their real position, to raise funds for their
+discharge. In this their friends often aid them; and we have known
+instances of incredible sacrifices being made by the poor to snatch a son
+or brother from what they looked upon as the jaws of destruction. And thus
+is it that a large proportion of the respectable recruits are bought out
+after a brief period of service.
+
+Assuming limitation of service and the abolition of corporal punishment to
+have been conceded, the next thing demanding attention would be the
+education of the soldier. This has hitherto been sadly neglected,
+strangely so at a period and in a country where education of the people is
+so strongly and generally advocated. The schoolmaster is abroad, we are
+told--we should be glad to hear of his visiting the barrack-room. To no
+class of the population would a good plain education be more valuable than
+to the soldier, as a means of filling up his abundant leisure, of
+improving his moral condition, and preserving him from drunkenness and
+vice. How extraordinary that its advantages should so long have been
+overlooked, even by those to whom they ought to have been the most
+palpable. "Of two hundred and fourteen officers," Mr Marshall writes, "who
+returned answers to the following query, addressed to them by the General
+Commanding in Chief, in 1834, only two or three recommended intellectual,
+moral, or religious cultivation as a means of preventing crime:--'Are you
+enabled to suggest any means of restraining, or eradicating the propensity
+to drunkenness, so prevalent among the soldiery, and confessedly the
+parent of the majority of military crimes?' A great variety of penal
+enactments were recommended, but no one suggested the school master's
+drill but Sir George Arthur and the late Colonel Oglander. The colonel's
+words are:--'The only effectual corrective of this, as of every other
+vice, is a sound and rational sense of religion. This is the only true
+foundation of moral discipline. The establishment of libraries, and the
+system of _adult_ schools, would be useful in this view.'" To prevent crime
+is surely better than to punish it. Vast pains are taken with the merely
+military education of the soldier. A recruit is carefully drilled into the
+perpendicular, taught to handle his musket, mount his guards, clean his
+accoutrements--converted, in short, into an excellent automaton--and then
+he is dismissed as perfect, and left to lounge away, as best he may, his
+numerous hours of daily leisure. He has perhaps never been taught to read
+and write, or may possess those accomplishments but imperfectly. What more
+natural than to encourage, and, if necessary, to compel him to acquire
+them, together with such other useful scholarship as it may be desirable
+for him to possess? Education would be especially valuable under a system
+of limited service. The soldier, leaving the army when still a young man,
+would be better fitted than before he entered it, for any trade or
+occupation he might adopt. And when the lower classes found that military
+service was made a medium for the communication of knowledge, and that
+their sons, after seven years passed under the colours, were better able
+to get through the world advantageously and creditably than when they
+enlisted, the present strong prejudice against a soldier's life would
+rapidly become weakened, and finally disappear. The army would then be
+looked upon by poor men with large families as no undesirable resource
+for temporarily providing for one or two of their sons.
+
+It is certainly not creditable to this country, that in France, Prussia,
+Holland, and even in Russia--that land of the serf and the Cossack--greater
+pains are taken with the education of the soldier than in free and
+enlightened England. It has become customary to compare our navy with that
+of France, and when we are found to have a carronade or a cock-boat less
+than our friends across the water, a shout of indignation is forthwith set
+up by vigilant journalists and nervous naval officers. We heartily wish
+that it were equally usual to contrast our army with that of the
+French--not in respect of numbers, but of the attention paid to the
+education and moral discipline of the men. Every French regiment has two
+schools, a higher and a lower one. In the latter are taught reading,
+writing, and arithmetic; in the former, geography, book-keeping, the
+elements of geometry and fortification, and other things equally useful.
+The schools are managed by lieutenants, aided by non-commissioned
+officers; and sergeants recommended for commissions are required to pass
+an examination in the branches of knowledge there taught. It is well known
+that in the French service, as in most others, excepting the English, a
+proportion of the commissions is set aside for the sergeants. In the
+Prussian service there is a school in each battalion, superintended by a
+captain and three lieutenants, who receive additional pay for alternately
+taking a share in the instruction of the soldiers. "Non-commissioned
+officers," Mr Marshall informs us, "who wish to become officers, first
+undergo an examination in geography, history, simple mathematics, and the
+French and German languages. At the end of another year they are again
+examined in the same branches of knowledge, and also in algebra, military
+drawing, and fortification. If they pass this second examination, they
+become officers."
+
+How many of the young men, who, by virtue of interest or money, enter the
+British army as ensigns and cornets, would be found willing to devote even
+a small portion of their time to the instruction of the soldier? Very few,
+we fear. By the majority, the idea would be scouted as a bore, and as
+quite inconsistent with their dignity. Extra pay, however acceptable to
+the comparatively needy Prussian lieutenant, might be expected to prove an
+insufficient inducement in a service where it is frequently difficult to
+find a subaltern to accept the duties of adjutant. None can entertain a
+higher respect than we do for the gallant spirit and many excellent
+qualities of the present race of British officers; but we confess a wish
+that they would view their profession in a more serious light. Young men
+entering the army seemingly imagine, that the sole object of their so
+doing is to wear a well-made uniform, and dine at a pleasant mess; and
+that, once dismissed to their duty by the adjutant, they may fairly
+discard all idea of self-instruction and improvement. But war is an art,
+and therefore its principles can be acquired but by study. Our young
+officers too often neglect not only their military studies, but their
+mental improvement in other respects; forgetting that the most valuable
+part of a man's education is not that acquired at a public school before
+the age of eighteen, but that which he bestows upon himself after that
+age. The former is the foundation; the latter the fabric to be raised upon
+it. We have known instances of smart subs deft upon parade, brilliants in
+the ball-room, perfect models of a pretty soldier from plume to boot-heel,
+so supremely ignorant of the common business of life as to be unable to
+write a letter without a severe effort, or to draw a bill upon their
+agents when no one was at hand to instruct them in its form. It was but
+the other day that an officer related to us, that, being detached on an
+outpost in one of our colonies, he found himself in company with two
+brother subalterns, both most anxious to make a call upon their father's
+strong-box, but totally ignorant how to effect the same. Their spirit was
+very willing, but their pen lamentably weak; their exchequer was
+exhausted, and in their mind's-eye the paternal coffers stood invitingly
+open; but nevertheless they sat helpless, ruefully contemplating oblong
+slips of blank paper, until our friend, whose experience as a man of
+business was somewhat greater, extricated them from their painful dilemma,
+by drawing up the necessary document at _thirty days' sight_. In this
+particular view, want of skill as a "pen and ink man" would probably not
+be regretted by those most interested in their sons; and doubtless many
+_governors_ would exclaim, as fervently as Lord Douglas in _Marmion_,
+
+ "Thanks to St Bothan, son of mine
+ Could never pen a written line!"
+
+Seriously speaking, a graver and more studious tone is wanted in our
+service. It is found in the military services of other countries. German
+and French officers take their calling far more _au sérieux_ than do ours.
+They find abundant time for pleasure, but also for solitude and reading,
+and for attention to the improvement of the soldier. Dressing, dining, and
+cigars, and beating the pavements of a garrison town with his boot-heels,
+ought not to fill up the whole time of a subaltern officer. That in this
+country they usually do so, will be admitted by all who have had
+opportunities of observing young English officers in peace time. We could
+bring hosts of witnesses in support of our assertion, but will content
+ourselves with one whose competency to judge in such matters will not be
+disputed. The following passages are from Major-General Sir George
+Arthur's "General Observations upon Military Discipline, and the
+Intellectual and Moral Improvement of both Officers and Soldiers."
+
+"I have said that education is essential, as well as moral character, and
+so it is. Look into the habits of the officers of almost every regiment in
+His Majesty's service--how are they formed? Do men study at all after they
+get commissions? Very far from it; unless an officer is employed in the
+field, his days are passed in mental idleness--his ordinary duties are
+carried on instinctively--there is no intellectual exertion. To discuss
+fluently upon women, play, horses, and wine, is, with some excellent
+exceptions, the ordinary range of mess conversation. In these matters lie
+the education of young officers, generally speaking, after entering the
+service."
+
+"If the officers were not seen so habitually walking in the streets in
+every garrison town, the soldiers would be less frequently found in
+public-houses."
+
+The influence of example is great, especially when exercised by those whom
+we are taught to look up to and respect. A change in the habits of
+officers will go far to produce one in those of their men. French
+officers, of whom we are sure that no British officer who has met them,
+either in the field or in quarters, will speak without respect, feel a
+pride and a pleasure in the instruction of the soldier, and take pains to
+induce him to improve his mind, holding out as an incentive the prospect
+of promotion. And such interest and solicitude produce, amongst other good
+effects, an affectionate feeling on the part of the soldier towards his
+superiors, which, far from interfering with discipline, makes him perform
+his duties, often onerous and painful, with increased zeal and good-will.
+For the want of this kindly sympathy between different ranks, and of the
+moral instruction which, by elevating their character, would go far to
+produce it, our soldiers are converted into mere machines, unable even to
+think, often forbidden so to do. We are convinced that attention to the
+education of the soldier, introduced simultaneously with short enlistments
+and abolition of flogging, would speedily create in the army of this
+country a body of non-commissioned officers, who, when promoted, would
+disgrace no mess-table in the service. With the prospect of the epaulet
+before them, they would strive to improve themselves, and to become fit
+society for the men of higher breeding and education with whom they hoped
+one day to be called upon to associate. For, if it be painful and
+unpleasant to a body of gentlemen to have a coarse and ill-mannered man
+thrust upon them, it is certainly not less so to the intruder, if he
+possess one spark of feeling, to find himself shunned and looked coldly
+upon by his new associates. The total abolition of corporal punishment is,
+we consider, a necessary preliminary to promotion from the ranks on an
+extensive scale. We were told four years ago, in the House of Commons,
+during a debate on the Mutiny bill, that there were then in the British
+army four colonels who were flogged men. Many will remember the story
+related in a recent military publication, of the old field-officer who,
+one day at the mess-table, or amongst a party of his comrades, declared
+himself in favour of corporal punishment, on the ground that he himself
+had never been worth a rush till he had taken his cool three hundred.
+During a long war, abounding in opportunities of distinction, and at a
+time when the lash was the universal punishment for nearly every offence,
+it is not surprising that here and there a flogged man got his commission.
+But, in our opinion, not only the circumstance of having been flogged, but
+the mere liability to so degrading an infliction, might plausibly be urged
+as an argument against promotion from the ranks. Let the lash, then, at
+once and totally disappear; replace torture by instruction, hold out
+judicious rewards instead of disgraceful punishment, appeal to the sense
+of honour of the man, instead of to the sense of pain of the brute; and,
+repudiating the harsh traditions of less enlightened days, lay it down as
+an axiom, that the British soldier can and will fight at least as well
+under a mild and generous system, as when the bloody thongs of the cat are
+suspended _in terrorem_ over him.
+
+The physical as well as moral training of the soldier should receive
+attention, as a means both of filling up his time, thereby keeping him
+from the alehouse, and of increasing his efficiency in the field. At
+present the marching qualities of our armies are very far inferior to
+their fighting ones. In the latter, they are surpassed by none--in the
+former, equal to few. And yet how important is it that troops should be
+able to perform long and rapid marches! The fate of a campaign, the
+destruction of an enemy's army, may, and often does depend upon a forced
+march. At that work there is scarcely an army in Europe worth the naming,
+but would beat us, at least at the commencement of a war, and until our
+soldiers had got their marching legs--a thing not done in a day, or
+without great loss and inconvenience by straggling. Foot-sore men are
+almost as great a nuisance and encumbrance to infantry, as sore-backed
+horses to dragoons. Our soldiers are better fed than those of most other
+countries, and to keep them in hard and serviceable condition they require
+more exercise than they get. French soldiers are encouraged to practice
+athletic exercises and games; running, quoit-playing, and fencing, the
+latter especially, are their constant pastimes. Most of them are expert
+swordsmen, no valueless accomplishment even to the man whose usual weapons
+are musket and bayonet, but one that in our infantry regiments is
+frequently neglected even by those whose only arm is the sword, namely,
+the officers. Surely the man who carries a sword should know how to use it
+in the most effectual manner. Let old officers say on whose side the
+advantage usually was in the sword duels that occurred when Paris was
+occupied by the Allies, and when the French officers, maddened by their
+reverses, sought opportunities of picking quarrels with their conquerors.
+The adjutant of a British foot regiment informed us, that on one occasion,
+not very long ago, at a review of his corps by an officer of high rank,
+the latter, after applauding the performances of the regiment, expressed a
+wish to see the officers do the sword exercise. In obedience to orders,
+the adjutant called the officers to the front. "I suppose, gentlemen,"
+said he, "that few of you know much about the sword exercise." His
+assumption was not contradicted. "Probably, your best plan will be to
+watch the sergeant-major and myself." And accordingly adjutant and
+sergeant-major placed themselves in front of each flank, and the officers,
+looking to them as fuglemen, went through their exercise with great
+delicacy and tolerable correctness, to the perfect satisfaction of the
+inspecting general, who probably was not disposed to be very captious. But
+we are digressing from the subject of the soldier's occupations. In
+France, let a military work be required--a wall, road, or
+fortification--and the soldiers slip into their working dresses, and
+labour at it with a good will produced by additional pay. Thus were the
+forts and vast wall now surrounding Paris run up in wonderfully short time
+by the exertions of the soldiery. In all German garrison towns, we
+believe--certainly in all that we have visited--is found an Exercitiums
+Platz, a field or plot of ground with bars, poles, and other gymnastic
+contrivances, reserved for the troops, who are frequently to be seen
+there, amusing themselves, and improving their strength and activity of
+body. We are aware of nothing of this kind in our service, beyond a rare
+game at cricket, got up by the good-nature of officers. As Dr Fergusson
+truly says, "of all European troops, our own appear to be the most
+helpless and listless in their quarters. Whilst the soldiers of other
+nations employ their leisure hours in fencing, gymnastics, and other
+exercises of strength, ours are lounging idle, or muddled, awaiting the
+hour of their unvaried meal, or the drum being beat for the daily
+parades." This might easily be altered. It needs but to be thought of,
+which hitherto it appears not to have been. No men are naturally more
+adapted and prone to manly exercises than the English. Give the soldier
+the opportunity, and he will gladly avail himself of it.
+
+Before closing this paper, a word or two on the equipment and dress of the
+army will not be out of place. We are glad to find the opinions we have
+long entertained on those subjects confirmed by a pithy and pointed
+chapter in Dr Fergusson's book. The externals of the army have of late
+been much discussed, and have undergone certain changes, scarcely
+deserving the name of improvements. In regulating such matters, three
+objects should be kept in view, and their pursuit never departed from;
+lightness on the march, protection from the weather, ease of movement. The
+attainment of these should be sought by every means; even by the
+sacrifice, if necessary, of what pleases the eye. The most heavily laden,
+the British soldier is in many respects the most inconveniently equipped,
+of all European men-at-arms. The covering of his head, the material and
+colour of his belts, the very form of the foot-soldier's overalls, cut
+large over the shoe, as if on purpose to become dirty and draggled on the
+march, seem selected with a view to occasion him as much uncomfort and
+trouble as possible. Time was, when the soldier was compelled to powder
+his hair and wear a queue and tight knee breeches, like a dancing master
+or a French marquis of the _ancien régime_. For the sweeping away of such
+absurdities, which must have been especially convenient and agreeable in a
+bivouac; we may thank the Duke of York; but much as has been done, there
+is much more to do. And first as regards the unnecessarily heavy belts,
+the cumbersome and misplaced cartridge-box. Than the latter it would be
+difficult to devise any thing more inconvenient, as all who have seen
+British infantry in the field will admit. The soldier has to make a rapid
+advance, to pursue a flying enemy, to scud across fields, leap ditches or
+jump down banks when out skirmishing. At every spring or jump, bang goes
+the lumbering cartridge-box against his posteriors, until he is fain to
+use his hand to steady it, thereby of course greatly impeding his
+progress, the swiftness and ease of running depending in great measure on
+one arm, at least, being at liberty. And then the belts, what an
+unnecessary mass of leather is there, all bedaubed with the fictitious
+purity of chalk and water. When will the soldier cease to depend for
+cleanliness upon pipe-clay, justly styled by Dr Fergusson "as absurd and
+unwholesome a nuisance as ever was invented." Had the object been to give
+the utmost possible trouble to the infantry-man, no better means could
+have been devised than inflicting on him the belts at present used, of all
+others the most easily sullied and troublesome to clean. Let a black
+patent leather belt and rifleman's cartridge-box be adopted as the
+regulation for the whole of the British service. Light to carry,
+convenient in form, and easy to clean, it is the perfection of infantry
+equipment.
+
+There has recently been a great talk about hats, and various shocking bad
+ones have been proposed as a substitute for the old top-heavy shako.
+Without entering upon a subject that has already caused so much
+controversy, we would point attention to the light shako worn by the
+French troops in Algeria. Low, and slightly tapering in form, with a broad
+peak projecting horizontally, so as to shade the eyes without embarrassing
+the vision, which peaks that droop overmuch are apt to do, its
+circumference is of cloth, its crown of thick leather painted white. The
+general effect is good, conveying an idea of lightness and convenience,
+both of which this head-dress certainly possesses; and it appears to us
+that a hint might be taken from it, at any rate, for our troops in India,
+and other hot climates. As to fur caps a yard high, and similar
+nonsensical exhibitions, we can only say that the sooner they are done
+away with, the better for the credit of those who have it in their power
+to abolish such gross absurdities. With regard to coats, "I advance no
+pretensions," says Dr Fergusson, "to fancy or taste in military dress, but
+I ought to know what constitutes cover and protection to the human frame,
+and amongst these the swallow-tailed coat of the infantry, pared away as
+it is to an absurdity, holds no place. If health and protection were the
+object, the coat should be of round cut, to cover the thighs as low as the
+knees, with body of sufficient depth to support the unprotected flanks and
+abdomen of the wearer." In the French service, frock-coats have of late
+been universally adopted. We should prefer a tailed coat of greater
+amplitude of skirt and depth of body than the one in present use; for it
+is certain, and will be acknowledged by all who have performed marches and
+pedestrian excursions, that the skirts of a frock-coat flapping against
+the front of the thighs, more or less impede motion and add to fatigue.
+
+Although the form of a soldier's dress is important, for it may make a
+considerable difference in his health and comfort, its colour and
+ornamental details are a very secondary consideration. It were absurd to
+doubt that a British soldier would fight equally well, whatever the tint
+of the cloth that covered his stalwart arm and stout heart. Strip him
+to-morrow of his scarlet, and he will do his devoir as nobly in the white
+jacket of the Austrian grenadier or the brown one of the Portuguese
+_cazador_. Such matters, it will be said, may be left to army tailors and
+pet colonels of fancy regiments, in conclave assembled. Nevertheless it is
+a subject that should not entirely be passed over. Soldiers are apt to
+look with disgust and contempt upon equipments that are tawdry and
+unserviceable, or that give them unnecessary trouble. They should be
+gravely, soberly, and usefully clad, in the garb that may be found most
+comfortable and durable in the field, not in that which most flatters the
+eye on a Hounslow or Hyde Park parade. Dr Fergusson is amusing enough upon
+the subject of hussar pelisses and such-like foreign fooleries.
+
+"The first time I ever saw a hussar, or hulan, was at Ghent, in Flanders,
+then an Austrian town; and when I beheld a richly decorated pelisse
+waving, empty sleeves and all, from his shoulder, I never doubted that the
+poor man must have been recently shot through the arm; a glance, however,
+upon a tightly braided sleeve underneath, made it still more
+unaccountable; and why he should not have had an additional pair of richly
+ornamental breeches dangling at his waist, as well as a jacket from his
+shoulders, has, I confess, puzzled me from that time to the present; it
+being the first rule of health to keep the upper portion of the body as
+cool, and the lower as warm as possible."
+
+The doctor further disapproves of scarlet as a colour for uniform, because
+"a man clothed in scarlet exhibits the dress of a mountebank rather than
+of a British warrior going forth to fight the battles of his country," and
+also "because it is the worst adapted for any hard work of all the
+colours, as it immediately becomes shabby and tarnished on being exposed
+to the weather; and a single wet night in the bivouac spoils it
+completely." Here we must differ from the doctor. The chief advantage of
+scarlet, we have always considered, and we believe the same opinion to be
+generally held by military men, is that it looks well longer, gets white
+and shabby later, than a darker colour. The preparation of the cloth and
+mode of dyeing, may, however, have been improved since Dr Fergusson's
+period of service. With regard to the colour, there is a popular prejudice
+in its favour, associating it as most persons do, from childhood upwards,
+with ideas of glory and victory. Had our uniform been yellow for the same
+period that it has been red, we should have attached those ideas to the
+former colour; but that would be no reason for continuing to dress
+soldiers like canary birds. Apart from association, scarlet is unmilitary,
+first, because it is tawdry; and, secondly, as rendering the soldier, when
+isolated, an easier mark than a less glaring colour. We doubt also, if it
+would harmonize well with the black belts, which we desire to see adopted;
+and on these various accounts we must give our vote in favour of the sober
+blue of the Prussians, assuredly no un-British colour, and one already in
+use for many of our cavalry regiments. The Portuguese troops, as they are
+now uniformed, or were, when last we saw them, offer no bad model in this
+respect. Blue coats and dark grey trousers are the colours of their line
+regiments, and these we should like to see adopted in our service,
+preserving always the green for the rifles, who ought to be ten times as
+numerous as they are, as we shall discover whenever we come to a brush
+with the Yankees, or with our old and gallant opponent, Monsieur
+Nong-tong-paw. One would have thought that the picking off of our officers
+at New Orleans, and on other occasions, and the stinging practice of
+French tirailleurs during the last war, would have taught our military
+rulers a lesson in this respect; but the contrary seems the case, and on
+we go at the old jog-trot, heavy men, heavy equipments, and slow march,
+whilst seven-eighths of the French army are practically light infantry,
+and it is only the other day that they raised ten new regiments of
+sharpshooters, the Chasseurs de Vincennes, or some such name, little light
+active riflemen, trained to leap and to march for leagues at double quick,
+and who would scamper round a ten acre field whilst a heavy British
+grenadier went through his facings. The cool steadiness and indomitable
+pluck of our fellows has hitherto carried the day, and will doubtless do
+it again when the time comes, but it would be done with greater ease and
+less loss if we could condescend to fight our enemy rather more with his
+own weapons. _Fas est ab hoste doceri_, is a maxim oftener quoted than
+acted upon. But to return to uniforms. The scarlet might be reserved for
+the guards--it has always been a guardsman's colour--the blue given to the
+line, the green kept for the rifles; black belts on rifle plan for all.
+And above all, if it can be done without too great annoyance to tailors,
+amateur and professional, deliver us from braided pelisses, bearskin caps,
+crimson pantaloons, and all such costly and unserviceable fopperies. Spend
+money on the well-being of the soldier, rather than on the smartness of
+his uniform; cut down frippery, and increase comfort. Attend less to the
+glitter of externals, and more to that moral and intellectual cultivation,
+which will convert men now treated as machines, into reasoning and
+reasonable creatures, and valuable members of society.
+
+
+
+
+MY COLLEGE FRIENDS. NO. IV.
+
+CHARLES RUSSELL, THE GENTLEMAN-COMMONER.
+
+
+CHAP. I.
+
+"Have you any idea who that fresh gentleman-commoner is?" said I to
+Savile, who was sitting next to me at dinner, one day soon after the
+beginning of term. We had not usually in the college above three or four
+of that privileged class, so that any addition to their table attracted
+more attention than the arrival of the vulgar herd of freshmen to fill up
+the vacancies at our own. Unless one of them had choked himself with his
+mutton, or taken some equally decided mode of making himself an object of
+public interest, scarcely any man of "old standing" would have even
+inquired his name.
+
+"Is he one of our men?" said Savile, as he scrutinized the party in
+question. "I thought he had been a stranger dining with some of them.
+Murray, you know the history of every man who comes up, I believe--who is
+he?"
+
+"His name is Russell," replied the authority referred to; "Charles
+Wynderbie Russell; his father's a banker in the city: Russell and Smith,
+you know, ---- Street."
+
+"Ay, I dare say," said Savile; "one of your rich tradesmen; they always
+come up as gentlemen-commoners, to show that they have lots of money: it
+makes me wonder how any man of decent family ever condescends to put on a
+silk gown." Savile was the younger son of a poor baronet, thirteenth in
+descent, and affected considerable contempt for any other kind of
+distinction.
+
+"Oh!" continued Murray, "this man is by no means of a bad family: his
+father comes of one of the oldest houses in Dorsetshire, and his mother,
+you know, is one of the Wynderbies of Wynderbie Court--a niece of Lord De
+Staveley's."
+
+"_I_ know!" said Savile; "nay, I never heard of Wynderbie Court in my
+life; but I dare say _you_ know, which is quite sufficient. Really,
+Murray, you might make a good speculation by publishing a genealogical
+list of the undergraduate members of the university--birth, parentage,
+family connexions, governors' present incomes, probable expectations, &c.,
+&c. It would sell capitally among the tradesmen--they'd know exactly when
+it was safe to give credit. You could call it _A Guide to Duns_."
+
+"Or a _History of the_ Un-_landed Gentry_," suggested I.
+
+"Well, he is a very gentleman-like looking fellow, that Mr Russell, banker
+or not," said Savile, as the unconscious subject of our conversation left
+the hall; "I wonder who knows him?"
+
+The same question might have been asked a week--a month after this
+conversation, without eliciting any very satisfactory answer. With the
+exception of Murray's genealogical information--the correctness of which
+was never doubted for a moment, though how or where he obtained this and
+similar pieces of history, was a point on which he kept up an amusing
+mystery--Russell was a man of whom no one appeared to know any thing at
+all. The other gentlemen-commoners had, I believe, all called upon him, as
+a matter of courtesy to one of their own limited mess; but in almost every
+case it had merely amounted to an exchange of cards. He was either out of
+his rooms, or "sporting oak;" and "Mr C. W. Russell," on a bit of
+pasteboard, had invariably appeared in the note-box of the party for whom
+the honour was intended, on their return from their afternoon's walk or
+ride. Invitations to two or three wine-parties had followed, and been
+civilly declined. It was at one of these meetings that he again became the
+subject of conversation. We were a large party, at a man of the name of
+Tichborne's rooms, when some one mentioned having met "the Hermit," as
+they called him, taking a solitary walk about three miles out of Oxford
+the day before.
+
+"Oh, you mean Russell," said Tichborne: "well, I was going to tell you, I
+called on him again this morning, and found him in his rooms. In fact, I
+almost followed him in after lecture; for I confess I had some little
+curiosity to find out what he was made of."
+
+"And did you find out?"--"What sort of a fellow is he?" asked half-a-dozen
+voices at once; for, to say the truth, the curiosity which Tichborne had
+just confessed had been pretty generally felt, even among those who
+usually affected a dignified disregard of all matters concerning the
+nature and habits of freshmen.
+
+"I sat with him for about twenty minutes; indeed, I should have staid
+longer, for I rather liked the lad; but he seemed anxious to get rid of
+me. I can't make him out at all, though. I wanted him to come here
+to-night, but he positively would not, though he didn't pretend to have
+any other engagement: he said he never, or seldom, drank wine."
+
+"Not drink wine!" interrupted Savile. "I always said he was some low
+fellow!"
+
+"I have known some low fellows drink their skins full of wine, though;
+especially at other men's expense," said Tichborne, who was evidently not
+pleased with the remark; "and Russell is _not_ a low fellow by any means."
+
+"Well, well," replied Savile, whose good-humour was imperturbable--"if you
+say so, there's an end of it: all I mean to say is, I can't conceive any
+man not drinking wine, unless for the simple reason that he prefers brandy
+and water, and that I _do_ call low. However, you'll excuse my helping
+myself to another glass of this particularly good claret, Tichborne,
+though it _is_ at your expense: indeed, the only use of you
+gentlemen-commoners, that I am aware of, is to give us a taste of the
+senior common-room wine now and then. They do manage to get it good there,
+certainly. I wish they would give out a few dozens as prizes at
+collections; it would do us a great deal more good than a Russia-leather
+book with the college arms on it. I don't know that I shouldn't take to
+reading in that case."
+
+"Drink a dozen of it, old fellow, if you can," said Tichborne. "But really
+I am sorry we couldn't get Russell here this evening; I think he would be
+rather an acquisition, if he could be drawn out. As to his not drinking
+wine, that's a matter of taste; and he is not very likely to corrupt the
+good old principles of the college on that point. But he must please
+himself."
+
+"What does he do with himself?" said one of the party--"read?"
+
+"Why, he didn't _talk_ about reading, as most of our literary freshmen do,
+which might perhaps lead one to suppose he really was something of a
+scholar; still, I doubt if he is what you call a reading man; I know he
+belongs to the Thucydides lecture, and I have never seen him there but
+once."
+
+"Ah!" said Savile, with a sigh, "that's another privilege of yours I had
+forgotten, which is rather enviable; you can cut lectures when you like,
+without getting a thundering imposition. Where does this man Russell
+live?"
+
+"He has taken those large rooms that Sykes used to have, and fitted up so
+capitally; they were vacant, you remember, the last two terms; I had some
+thought of moving into them myself, but they were confoundedly expensive,
+and I didn't think it worth while. They cost Sykes I don't know how much,
+in painting and papering, and are full of all sorts of couches, and easy
+chairs, and so forth. And this man seems to have got two or three good
+paintings into them; and, altogether, they are now the best rooms in
+college, by far."
+
+"Does he mean to hunt?" asked another.
+
+"No, I fancy not," replied our host: "though he spoke as if he knew
+something about it; but he said he had no horses in Oxford."
+
+"Nor any where else, I'll be bound; he's a precious slow coach, you may
+depend upon it." And with this decisive remark, Mr Russell and his affairs
+were dismissed for the time.
+
+A year passed away, and still, at the end of that time--(a long time it
+seemed in those days)--Russell was as much a stranger in college as ever.
+He had begun to be regarded as a rather mysterious person. Hardly two men
+in the college agreed in their estimate of his character. Some said he was
+a natural son--the acknowledged heir to a large fortune, but too proud to
+mix in society, under the consciousness of a dishonoured birth. But this
+suspicion was indignantly refuted by Murray, as much on behalf of his own
+genealogical accuracy, as for Russell's legitimacy,--he was undoubtedly
+the true and lawful son and heir of Mr Russell the banker, of ---- Street.
+Others said he was poor; but his father was reputed to be the most wealthy
+partner in a wealthy firm, and was known to have a considerable estate in
+the west of England. There were not wanting those who said he was
+"eccentric,"--in the largest sense of the term. Yet his manners and
+conduct, as far as they came within notice, were correct, regular, and
+gentlemanly beyond criticism. There was nothing about him which could
+fairly incur the minor charge of being odd. He dressed well, though very
+plainly; would converse freely enough, upon any subject, with the few men
+who, from sitting at the same table, or attending the same lectures, had
+formed a doubtful sort of acquaintance with him; and always showed great
+good sense, a considerable knowledge of the world, and a courtesy, and at
+the same time perfect dignity of manner, which effectually prevented any
+attempt to penetrate, by jest or direct question, the reserve in which he
+had chosen to inclose himself. All invitations he steadily refused; even
+to the extent of sending an excuse to the dean's and tutors' breakfast
+parties, to their ineffable disgust. Whether he read hard, or not, was
+equally a secret. He was regular in his attendance at chapel, and
+particularly attentive to the service; a fact which by no means tended to
+lower him in men's estimation, though in those days more remarkable than,
+happily, it would be now. At lectures, indeed, he was not equally
+exemplary, either as to attendance or behaviour; he was often absent when
+asked a question, and not always accurate when he replied; and
+occasionally declined translating a passage which came to his turn, on the
+ground of not having read it. Yet his scholarship, if not always strictly
+accurate, had a degree of elegance which betokened both talent and
+reading; and his taste was evidently naturally good, and classical
+literature a subject of interest to him. Altogether, it rather piqued the
+vanity of those who saw most of him, that he would give them no
+opportunity of seeing more; and many affected to sneer at him, as a
+"_muff_," who would have been exceedingly flattered by his personal
+acquaintance. Only one associate did Charles Russell appear to have in the
+university; and this was a little greenish-haired man in a scholar's gown,
+a perfect contrast to himself in appearance, whose name or college no man
+knew, though some professed to recognise him as a Bible-clerk of one of
+the smallest and most obscure of the halls.
+
+Attempts were made to pump out of his scout some information as to how
+Russell passed his time: for, with the exception of a daily walk,
+sometimes with the companion above mentioned, but much oftener alone, and
+his having been seen once or twice in a skiff on the river, he appeared
+rarely to quit his own rooms. Scouts are usually pretty communicative of
+all they know--and sometimes a great deal more--about the affairs of their
+many masters; and they are not inclined in general to hold a very high
+opinion of those among "their gentlemen" who, like Russell, are
+behind-hand in the matter of wine and supper parties--their own
+perquisites suffering thereby. But Job Allen was a scout of a thousand.
+His honesty and integrity made him quite the "_rara avis_" of his
+class--_i.e._, a _white_ swan amongst a flock of black ones. Though
+really, since I have left the university, and been condemned to
+house-keeping, and have seen the peculation and perquisite-hunting
+existing pretty nearly in the same proportion amongst ordinary
+servants--and the higher you go in society the worse it seems to
+be--without a tittle of the activity and cleverness displayed by a good
+college scout, who provides supper and etceteras for an extemporary party
+of twenty or so at an hour's notice, without starting a difficulty or
+giving vent to a grumble, or neglecting any one of his other multifarious
+duties, (further than perhaps borrowing for the service of the said
+supper, some hard-reading freshman's whole stock of knives, and leaving
+him to spread his nocturnal bread and butter with his fingers;) since I
+have been led to compare this with the fuss and fidget caused in a
+"well-regulated family" among one's own lazy vagabonds by having an extra
+horse to clean, or by a couple of friends arriving unexpectedly to dinner,
+when they all stare at you as if you were expecting impossibilities, I
+have nearly come to the conclusion that college servants, like hedgehogs,
+are a grossly calumniated race of animals--wrongfully accused of getting
+their living by picking and stealing, whereas they are in fact rather more
+honest than the average of their neighbours. It is to be hoped that, like
+the hedgehogs, they enjoy a compensation in having too thick skins to be
+over-sensitive. At all events, Job Allen was an honest fellow. He had been
+known to expostulate with some of his more reckless masters upon the
+absurdities of their goings-on; and had more than once had a commons of
+bread flung at his head, when taking the opportunity of symptoms of
+repentance, in an evident disrelish for breakfast, to hint at the slow but
+inevitable approach of "degree-day." Cold chickens from the evening's
+supper-party had made a miraculous reappearance at next morning's lunch or
+breakfast; half-consumed bottles of port seemed, under his auspices, to
+lead charmed lives. No wonder, then, there was very little information
+about the private affairs of Russell to be got out of Job Allen. He had
+but a very poor talent for gossip, and none at all for invention. "Mr
+Russell's a very nice, quiet sort of gentleman, sir, and keeps his-self
+pretty much to his-self." This was Job's account of him; and, to curious
+enquirers, it was provoking both for its meagreness and its truth. "Who's
+his friend in the rusty gown, Job?" "I thinks, sir, his name's Smith." "Is
+Mr Russell going up for a class, Job?" "I can't say indeed, sir." "Does he
+read hard?" "Not over-hard I think, sir." "Does he sit up late, Job?" "Not
+over-late, sir." If there was any thing to tell, it was evident Job would
+neither commit himself nor his master.
+
+Russell's conduct was certainly uncommon. If he had been the son of a poor
+man, dependent for his future livelihood on his own exertions, eking out
+the scanty allowance ill-spared by his friends by the help of a
+scholarship or exhibition, and avoiding society as leading to necessary
+expense, his position would have been understood, and even, in spite of
+the prejudices of youthful extravagance, commended. Or if he had been a
+hard-reading man from choice--or a stupid man--or a "saint"--no one would
+have troubled themselves about him or his proceedings. But Russell was a
+gentleman-commoner, and a man who had evidently seen something of the
+world; a rich man, and apparently by no means of the character fitted for
+a recluse. He had dined once with the principal, and the two or three men
+who had met him there were considerably surprised at the easy gracefulness
+of his manners, and his information upon many points usually beyond the
+range of undergraduates: at his own table, too, he never affected any
+reserve, although, perhaps from a consciousness of having virtually
+declined any intimacy with his companions, he seldom originated any
+conversation. It might have been assumed, indeed, that he despised the
+society into which he was thrown, but that his bearing, so far from being
+haughty or even cold, was occasionally marked by apparent dejection. There
+was also, at times, a breaking out as it were of the natural spirits of
+youth, checked almost abruptly; and once or twice he had betrayed an
+interest in, and a knowledge of, field-sports and ordinary amusements,
+which for the moment made his hearers fancy, as Tichborne said, that he
+was "coming out." But if, as at first often happened, such conversations
+led to a proposal for a gallop with the harriers, or a ride the next
+afternoon, or a match at billiards, or even an invitation to a quiet
+breakfast party--the refusal, though always courteous--and sometimes it
+was fancied unwilling--was always decided. And living day by day within
+reach of that close companionship which similarity of age, pursuits, and
+tastes, strengthened by daily intercourse, was cementing around him,
+Charles Russell, in his twentieth year, in a position to choose his own
+society, and qualified to shine in it, seemed to have deliberately adopted
+the life of a recluse.
+
+There were some, indeed, who accounted for his behaviour on the ground of
+stinginess; and it was an opinion somewhat strengthened by one or two
+trifling facts. When the subscription-list for the College boat was handed
+to him, he put his name down for the minimum of one guinea, though Charley
+White, our secretary, with the happy union of impudence and "soft sawder"
+for which he was remarkable, delicately drew his attention to the fact,
+that no other gentleman-commoner had given less than five. Still it was
+not very intelligible that a man who wished to save his pocket, should
+choose to pay double fees for the privilege of wearing a velvet cap and
+silk gown, and rent the most expensive set of rooms in the college.
+
+It happened that I returned one night somewhat late from a friend's rooms
+out of college, and had the satisfaction to find that my scout, in an
+unusually careful mood, had shut my outer "oak," which had a spring lock,
+of which I never by any chance carried the key. It was too late to send
+for the rascal to open it, and I was just planning the possibility of
+effecting an entrance at the window by means of the porter's ladder, when
+the light in Russell's room caught my eye, and I remembered that, in the
+days of their former occupant, our keys used to correspond, very much to
+our mutual convenience. It was no very great intrusion, even towards one
+in the morning, to ask a man to lend you his door-key, when the
+alternative seemed to be spending the night in the quadrangle: so I walked
+up his staircase, knocked, was admitted, and stated my business with all
+proper apologies. The key was produced most graciously, and down I went
+again--unluckily two steps at a time. My foot slipped, and one grand
+rattle brought me to the bottom: not head first, but feet first, which
+possibly is not quite so dangerous, but any gentleman who has tried it
+will agree with me that it is sufficiently unpleasant. I was dreadfully
+shaken; and when I tried to get up, found it no easy matter. Russell, I
+suppose, heard the fall, for he was by my side by the time I had collected
+my ideas. I felt as if I had skinned myself at slight intervals all down
+one side; but the worst of it was a sprained ankle. How we got up-stairs
+again I have no recollection; but when a glass of brandy had brought me to
+a little, I found myself in an easy-chair, with my foot on a stool,
+shivering and shaking like a wet puppy. I staid there a fortnight, (not in
+the chair, reader, but in the rooms;) and so it was I became intimately
+acquainted with Charles Russell. His kindness and attention to me were
+excessive; I wished of course to be moved to my own rooms at once, but he
+would not hear of it; and as I found every wriggle and twist which I gave
+quite sufficiently painful, I acceded to my surgeon's advice to remain
+where I was.
+
+It was not a very pleasant mode of introduction for either party. Very few
+men's acquaintance is worth the pains of bumping all the way downstairs
+and spraining an ankle for: and for a gentleman who voluntarily confines
+himself to his own apartment and avoids society, to have another party
+chummed in upon him perforce, day and night, sitting in an armchair, with
+a suppressed groan occasionally, and an abominable smell of hartshorn--is,
+to say the least of it, not the happiest mode of hinting to him the evils
+of solitude. Whether it was that the one of us, compelled thus against his
+will to play the host, was anxious to show he was no churl by nature, and
+the other, feeling himself necessarily in a great degree an intruder and a
+bore, put forth more zealously any redeeming social qualities he might
+possess; be this as it might, within that fortnight Russell and I became
+sincere friends.
+
+I found him, as I had expected, a most agreeable and gentlemanlike
+companion, clever and well informed, and with a higher and more settled
+tone of principles than is common to his age and position. But strongly
+contrasted with his usually cheerful manner, were sudden intervals of
+abstraction approaching to gloominess. In him, it was evidently not the
+result of caprice, far less of any thing approaching to affectation. I
+watched him closely, partly from interest, partly because I had little
+else to do, and became convinced that there was some latent cause of grief
+or anxiety at work. Once in particular, after the receipt of some letters,
+(they were always opened hurriedly, and apparently with a painful
+interest,) he was so visibly discomposed and depressed in spirits, that I
+ventured to express a hope that they had contained no distressing
+intelligence. Russell seemed embarrassed at having betrayed any unusual
+emotion, and answered in the negative; adding, that "he knew he was
+subject to the blues occasionally"--and I felt I could say no more. But I
+suppose I did not look convinced; for catching my eyes fixed on him soon
+afterwards, he shook my hand and said, "Something _has_ vexed me--I cannot
+tell you what; but I won't think about it again now."
+
+One evening, towards the close of my imprisonment, after a long and
+pleasant talk over our usual sober wind-up of a cup of coffee, some recent
+publication, tasteful, but rather expensive, was mentioned, which Russell
+expressed a wish to see. I put the natural question, to a man in his
+position who could appreciate the book, and to whom a few pounds were no
+consideration--why did he not order it? He coloured slightly, and after a
+moment's hesitation hurriedly replied, "Because I cannot afford it." I
+felt a little awkwardness as to what to say next; for the style of every
+thing round me betrayed a lavish disregard of expense, and yet the remark
+did not at all bear the tone of a jest. Probably Russell understood what
+was passing in my mind; for presently, without looking at me, he went on:
+"Yes, you may well think it a pitiful economy to grudge five guineas for a
+book like that, and indulge one's-self in such pompous mummery as we have
+here;" and he pushed down with his foot a massive and beautiful silver
+coffee-pot, engraved with half-a-dozen quarterings of arms, which, in
+spite of a remonstrance from me, had been blackening before the fire to
+keep its contents warm. "Never mind it," he continued, as I in vain put
+out my hand to save it from falling--"it won't be damaged; it will fetch
+just as much per ounce; and I really cannot afford to buy an inferior
+article." Russell's behaviour up to this moment had been rational enough,
+but at the moment a suspicion crossed my mind that "eccentricity," as
+applied to his case, might possibly, as in some other cases, be merely an
+euphonism for something worse. However, I picked up the coffee-pot, and
+said nothing. "You must think me very strange, Hawthorne; I quite forgot
+myself at the moment; but if you choose to be trusted with a secret, which
+will be no secret long, I will tell you what will perhaps surprise you
+with regard to my own position, though I really have no right to trouble
+you with my confidences." I disclaimed any wish to assume the right of
+inquiring into private matters, but at the same time expressed, as I
+sincerely felt, an interest in what was evidently a weight on my
+companion's mind. "Well, to say the truth," continued Russell, "I think it
+will be a relief to me to tell you how I stand. I know that I have often
+felt of late that I am acting a daily lie here, to all the men about me;
+passing, doubtless, for a rich man, when in truth, for aught I know, I and
+all my family are beggars at this moment." He stopped, walked to the
+window, and returned. "I am surrounded here by luxuries which have little
+right within a college's walls; I occupy a distinctive position which you
+and others are supposed not to be able to afford. I never can mix with any
+of you, without, as it were, carrying with me every where the
+superscription written--'This is a rich man.' And yet, with all this
+outward show, I may be a debtor to your charity for my bread to-morrow.
+You are astonished, Hawthorne; of course you are. I am not thus playing
+the hypocrite willingly, believe me. Had I only my own comfort, and my own
+feelings to consult, I would take my name off the college books to-morrow.
+How I bear the life I lead, I scarcely know."
+
+"But tell me," said I, "as you have told me so much, what is the secret of
+all this?"
+
+"I will; I was going to explain. My only motive for concealment, my only
+reason for even wishing you to keep my counsel, is, because the character
+and prospects of others are concerned. My father, as I dare say you know,
+is pretty well known as the head of the firm of Russell and Smith: he
+passes for a rich man, of course; he _was_ a rich man, I believe, once;
+and I, his only son and heir--brought up as I was to look upon money as a
+plaything--I was sent to college of course as a gentleman-commoner. I knew
+nothing, as a lad, of my father's affairs: there were fools enough to tell
+me he was rich, and that I had nothing to do but to spend his money--and I
+did spend it--ay, too much of it--yet not so much, perhaps, as I might.
+Not since I came here, Hawthorne; oh no!--not since I found out that it
+was neither his nor mine to spend--I have not been so bad as that, thank
+God. And if ever man could atone, by suffering, for the thoughtlessness
+and extravagance of early days, I have wellnigh paid my penalty in full
+already. I told you, I entered here as a gentleman-commoner; my father
+came down to Oxford with me, chose my rooms, sent down this furniture and
+these paintings from town--thank Heaven, I knew not what they
+cost--ordered a couple of hunters and a groom for me--those I stopped from
+coming down--and, in fact, made every preparation for me to commence my
+career with credit as to heir-apparent to a large fortune. Some suspicions
+that all was not right had crossed my mind before: certain conversations
+between my father and cold-looking men of business, not meant for my ear,
+and very imperfectly understood--for it appeared to be my father's object
+to keep me totally ignorant of all the mysteries of banking--an increasing
+tendency on his part to grumble over petty expenses which implied ready
+payment, with an ostentatious profusion in show and entertainments--many
+slight circumstances put together had given me a sort of vague alarm at
+times, which I shook off, as often as it recurred, like a disagreeable
+dream. A week after I entered college, a letter from my only sister opened
+my eyes to the truth. What I had feared was a temporary embarrassment--a
+disagreeable necessity for retrenchment, or, at the worst, a stoppage of
+payment, and a respectable bankruptcy, which would injure no one but the
+creditors. What she spoke of, was absolute ruin, poverty, and, what was
+worse, disgrace. It came upon me very suddenly--but I bore it. I am not
+going to enter into particulars about family matters to you,
+Hawthorne--you would not wish it, I know; let me only say, my sister Mary
+is an angel, and my father a weak-minded man--I will hope, not
+intentionally a dishonest one. But I have learnt enough to know that there
+are embarrassments from which he can never extricate himself with honour,
+and that every month, every week, that he persists in maintaining a
+useless struggle will only add misery to misery in the end. How long it
+may go on no one can say--but the end must come. My own first impulse was,
+of course, to leave this place at once, and so, at all events, to avoid
+additional expenses: but my father would not hear of it. I went to him,
+told him what I knew, though not how I had heard it, and drew from him a
+sort of confession that he had made some unfortunate speculations. But
+'only let us keep up appearances'--those were his words--a little while,
+and all would be right again, he assured me. I made no pretence of
+believing him; but, Hawthorne, when he offered to go on his knees to
+me--and I his only son--and promised to retrench in every possible method
+that would not betray his motives, if I would but remain at college to
+take my degree--'to keep up appearances'--what could I do?"
+
+"Plainly," said I, "you did right: I do not see that you had any
+alternative. Nor have you any right to throw away your future prospects.
+Your father's unfortunate embarrassments are no disgrace to you."
+
+"So said my sister. I knew her advice must be right, and I consented to
+remain here. _You_ know I lead no life of self-indulgence; and the
+necessary expenses, even as a gentleman-commoner, are less than you would
+suppose, unless you had tried matters as closely as I have."
+
+"And with our talents," said I.
+
+"My talents! I am conscious of but one talent at present: the faculty of
+feeling acutely the miserable position into which I have been forced. No,
+if you mean that I am to gain any sort of distinction by hard reading, it
+is simply what I cannot do. Depend upon it, Hawthorne, a man must have a
+mind tolerably at ease to put forth any mental exertion to good purpose.
+If this crash were once over, and I were reduced to my proper level in
+society--which will, I suppose, be pretty nearly that of a pauper--_then_
+I think I could work for my bread either with head or hands: but in this
+wretchedly false position, here I sit bitterly, day after day, with books
+open before me perhaps, but with no heart to read, and no memory but for
+one thing. You know my secret now, Hawthorne, and it has been truly a
+relief to me to unburden my mind to some one here. I am very much alone,
+indeed; and it is not at all my nature to be solitary: if you will come
+and see me sometimes, now that you know all, it will be a real kindness.
+It is no great pleasure, I assure you," he continued, smiling, "to be
+called odd, and selfish, and stingy, by those of one's own age, as I feel
+I must be called; but it is much better than to lead the life I might
+lead--spending money which is not mine, and accustoming myself to
+luxuries, when I may soon have to depend on charity even for necessaries.
+For my own comfort, it might be better, as I said before, that the crisis
+came at once: still, if I remain here until I am qualified for some
+profession, by which I may one day be able to support my sister--that is
+the hope I feed on--why, then, this sort of existence may be endured."
+
+Russell had at least no reason to complain of having disclosed his mind to
+a careless listener. I was moved almost to tears at his story: but,
+stronger than all other feelings, was admiration of his principles and
+character. I felt that some of us had almost done him irreverence in
+venturing to discuss him so lightly as we had often done. How little we
+know the heart of others, and how readily we prate about "seeing through"
+a man, when in truth what we see is but a surface, and the image conveyed
+to our mind from it but the reflection of ourselves!
+
+My intimacy with Russell, so strangely commenced, had thus rapidly and
+unexpectedly taken the character of that close connexion which exists
+between those who have one secret and engrossing interest confined to
+themselves alone. We were now more constantly together, perhaps, than any
+two men in college: and many were the jokes I had to endure in
+consequence. Very few of my old companions had ventured to carry their
+attentions to me, while laid up in Russell's rooms, beyond an occasional
+call at the door to know how I was going on; and when I got back to my old
+quarters, and had refused one or two invitations on the plea of having
+Russell coming to spend a quiet evening with me, their astonishment and
+disgust were expressed pretty unequivocally, and they affected to call us
+the exclusives. However, Russell was a man who, if he made few friends,
+gave no excuse for enemies: and, in time, my intimacy with him, and
+occasional withdrawals from general society in consequence, came to be
+regarded as a pardonable weakness--unaccountable, but past all help--a
+subject on which the would-be wisest of my friends shook their heads, and
+said nothing.
+
+I think this new connexion was of advantage to both parties. To myself it
+certainly was. I date the small gleams of good sense and sobermindedness
+which broke in upon my character at that critical period of life, solely
+from my intercourse with Charles Russell. He, on the other hand, had
+suffered greatly from the want of that sympathy and support which the
+strongest mind at times stands as much in need of as the weakest, and
+which in his peculiar position could only be purchased by an unreserved
+confidence. From any premeditated explanation he would have shrunk; nor
+would he ever, as he himself confessed, have made the avowal he did to me,
+except it had escaped him by a momentary impulse. But, having made it, he
+seemed a happier man. His reading, which before had been desultory and
+interrupted, was now taken up in earnest: and idly inclined as I was
+myself, I became, with the pseudo sort of generosity not uncommon at that
+age, so much more anxious for his future success than my own, that, in
+order to encourage him, I used to go to his rooms to read with him, and we
+had many a hard morning's work together.
+
+We were very seldom interrupted by visitors: almost the only one was that
+unknown and unprepossessing friend of Russell's who has been mentioned
+before--his own contradictory in almost every respect. Very uncouth and
+dirty-looking he was, and stuttered terribly--rather, it seemed, from
+diffidence than from any natural defect. He showed some surprise on the
+first two or three occasions in which he encountered me, and made an
+immediate attempt to back out of the room again: and though Russell
+invariably recalled him, and showed an evident anxiety to treat him with
+every consideration, he never appeared at his ease for a moment, and made
+his escape as soon as possible. Russell always fixed a time for seeing him
+again--usually the next day: and there was evidently some object in these
+interviews, into which, as it was no concern of mine, I never enquired
+particularly, as I had already been intrusted with a confidence rather
+unusual as the result of a few weeks' acquaintance; and on the subject of
+his friend--"poor Smith," as he called him--Russell did not seem disposed
+to be communicative.
+
+Time wore on, and brought round the Christmas vacation. I thought it due
+to myself, as all young men do, to get up to town for a week or two if
+possible; and being lucky enough to have an old aunt occupying a very dark
+house much too large for her, and who, being rather a prosy personage, a
+little deaf, and very opinionated, and therefore not a special object of
+attraction to her relations, (her property was merely a life-interest,)
+was very glad to get any one to come and see her--I determined to pay a
+visit, in which the score of obligations would be pretty equally balanced
+on both sides. On the one hand, the tête-à-tête dinners with the old lady,
+and her constant catechising about Oxford, were a decided bore to me;
+while it required some forbearance on her part to endure an inmate who
+constantly rushed into the drawing-room without wiping his boots, who had
+no taste for old china, and against whom the dear dog Petto had an
+unaccountable but decided antipathy. (Poor dog! I fear he was ungrateful:
+I used to devil spunge biscuit, internally, for him after dinner, kept a
+snuff-box more for his use than my own, and prolonged his life, I feel
+confident, at least twelve months from apoplexy, by pulling hairs out of
+his tail with a tweezer whenever he went to sleep.) On the other hand, my
+aunt had good wine, and I used to praise it; which was agreeable to both
+parties. She got me pleasant invitations, and was enabled herself to make
+her appearance in society with a live nephew in her suite, who in her eyes
+(I confess, reader, old aunts are partial) was a very eligible young man.
+So my visit, on the whole, was mutually agreeable and advantageous. I had
+my mornings to myself, gratifying the dowager occasionally by a drive with
+her in the afternoon; and we had sufficient engagements for our evenings
+to make each other's sole society rather an unusual infliction. It is
+astonishing how much such an arrangement tends to keep people the best
+friends in the world.
+
+I had attended my respectable relation one evening (or rather she had
+attended me, for I believe she went more for my sake than her own) to a
+large evening party, which was a ball in every thing but the name. Nearly
+all in the rooms were strangers to me; but I had plenty of introductions,
+and the night wore on pleasantly enough. I saw a dozen pretty faces I had
+never seen before, and was scarcely likely to see again--the proportion of
+ugly ones I forbear to mention--and was prepared to bear the meeting and
+the parting with equal philosophy, when the sight of a very familiar face
+brought different scenes to my mind. Standing within half-a-dozen steps of
+me, and in close conversation with a lady, of whom I could see little
+besides a cluster of dark curls, was Ormiston, one of our college tutors,
+and one of the most universally popular men in Oxford. It would be wrong
+to say I was surprised to see him there or any where else, for his roll of
+acquaintance was most extensive, embracing all ranks and degrees; but I
+was very glad to see him, and made an almost involuntary dart forward in
+his direction. He saw me, smiled, and put out his hand, but did not seem
+inclined to enter into any conversation. I was turning away, when a sudden
+movement gave me a full view of the face of the lady to whom he had been
+talking. It was a countenance of that pale, clear, intellectual beauty,
+with a shade of sadness about the mouth, which one so seldom sees but in a
+picture, but which, when seen, haunts the imagination and the memory
+rather than excites passionate admiration. The eyes met mine, and, quite
+by accident, for the thoughts were evidently pre-occupied, retained for
+some moments the same fixed gaze with which I almost as unconsciously was
+regarding them. There was something in the features which seemed not
+altogether unknown to me; and I was beginning to speculate on the
+possibility of any small heroine of my boyish admiration having shot up
+into such sweet womanhood--such changes soon occur--when the eyes became
+conscious, and the head was rapidly turned away. I lost her a moment
+afterwards in the crowd, and although I watched the whole of the time we
+remained, with an interest that amused myself, I could not see her again.
+She must have left the party early.
+
+So strong became the impression on my mind that it was a face I had known
+before, and so fruitless and tantalizing were my efforts to give it "a
+local habitation and a name"--that I determined at last to question my
+aunt upon the subject, though quite aware of the imputation that would
+follow. The worst of it was, I had so few tangible marks and tokens by
+which to identify my interesting unknown. However, at breakfast next
+morning, I opened ground at once, in answer to my hostess's remark that
+the rooms had been very full.
+
+"Yes, they were: I wanted very much, my dear aunt, to have asked you the
+names of all the people; but you really were so much engaged, I had no
+opportunity."
+
+"Ah! if you had come and sat by me, I could have told you all about them;
+but there were some very odd people there, too."
+
+"There was one rather interesting-looking girl I did not see dancing
+much--tallish, with pearl earrings."
+
+"Where was she sitting? how was she dressed?"
+
+I had only seen her standing--I never noticed--I hardly think I could have
+seen--even the colour of her dress.
+
+"Not know how she was dressed? My dear Frank, how strange!"
+
+"All young ladies dress alike now, aunt; there's really not much
+distinction: they seemed all black and white to me."
+
+"Certainly the balls don't look half so gay as they used to do: a little
+colour gives cheerfulness, I think." (The good old lady herself had worn
+crimson satin and a suite of chrysolites--if her theory were correct, she
+was enough to have spread a glow over the whole company.) "But let me
+see;--tall, with pearls, you say; dark hair and eyes?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"You must mean Lucy Fielding."
+
+"Nonsense, my dear Ma'am--I beg a thousand pardons; but I was introduced
+to Miss Fielding, and danced with her--she squints."
+
+"My dear Frank, don't say such a thing!--she will have half the
+Strathinnis property when she comes of age. But let me see again. Had she
+a white rose in her hair?"
+
+"She had, I think; or something like it."
+
+"It might have been Lord Dunham's youngest daughter, who is just come
+out--she was there for an hour or so."
+
+"No, no, aunt: I know her by sight too--a pale gawky thing, with an arm
+and hand like a prize-fighter's--oh no!"
+
+"Upon my word, my dear nephew, you young men give yourselves abominable
+airs: call her a very fine young woman, and I've no doubt she will marry
+well, though she hasn't much fortune. Was it Miss Cassilis, then?--white
+tulle over satin, looped with roses, with gold sprigs"----
+
+"And freckles to match: why, she's as old as"----; I felt myself on
+dangerous ground, and filled up the hiatus, I fear not very happily, by
+looking full at my aunt.
+
+"Not so very old, indeed, my dear: she refused a very good offer last
+season: she cannot possibly be above"--
+
+"Oh! spare the particulars, pray, my dear Ma'am; but you could not have
+seen the girl I mean: I don't think she staid after supper: I looked every
+where for her to ask who she was, but she must have been gone."
+
+"Really! I wish I could help you," said my aunt with a very insinuating
+smile.
+
+"Oh," said I, "what made me anxious to know who she was at the time, was
+simply that I saw her talking to an old friend of mine, whom you know
+something of, I believe; did you not meet Mr Ormiston somewhere last
+winter?"
+
+"Mr Ormiston! oh, I saw him there last night! and now I know who you mean;
+it must have been Mary Russell, of course; she did wear pearls, and plain
+white muslin."
+
+"Russell! what Russells are they?"
+
+"Russell the banker's daughter; I suppose nobody knows how many thousands
+she'll have; but she is a very odd girl. Mr Ormiston is rather committed
+in that quarter, I fancy. Ah, he's a very gentlemanly man, certainly, and
+an old friend of the family; but that match would never do. Why, he must
+be ten years older than she is, in the first place, and hasn't a penny
+that I know of except his fellowship. No, no; she refused Sir John Maynard
+last winter, with a clear twelve thousand a-year; and angry enough her
+papa was about that, every body says, though he never contradicts her; but
+she never will venture upon such a silly thing as a match with Mr
+Ormiston."
+
+"Won't she?" said I mechanically, not having had time to collect my
+thoughts exactly.
+
+"To be sure she won't," replied my aunt rather sharply. It certainly
+struck me that Mary Russell, from what her brother had told me, was a
+person very likely to show some little disregard of any conventional
+notions of what was, or what was not desirable in the matter of matrimony;
+but at the same time I inclined to agree with my aunt, that it was not
+very probable she would become Mrs Ormiston; indeed, I doubted any very
+serious intentions on his part. Fellows of colleges are usually somewhat
+lavish of admiration and attentions; but, as many young ladies know, very
+difficult to bring to book. Ormiston was certainly not a man to be
+influenced by the fortune which the banker's daughter might reasonably be
+credited with; if any thing made the matter seem serious, it was that his
+opinion of the sex in general--as thrown out in an occasional hint or
+sarcasm--seemed to border on a supercilious contempt.
+
+I did not meet Miss Russell again during my short stay in town; but two or
+three days after this conversation, in turning the corner of the street, I
+came suddenly upon Ormiston. I used to flatter myself with being rather a
+favourite of his--not from any conscious merit on my part, unless that,
+during the year of his deanship, when summoned before him for any small
+atrocities, and called to account for them, I never took up his time or my
+own by any of the usual somewhat questionable excuses, but awaited my
+fate, whether "imposition" or reprimand, in silence; a plan which, with
+him, answered very well, and saved occasionally some straining of
+conscience on one side, and credulity on the other. I tried it with his
+successor, who decided that I was contumacious, because, the first time I
+was absent from chapel, in reply to his interrogations I answered nothing,
+and upon his persevering, told him that I had been at a very late
+supper-party the night before. I think, then, I was rather a favourite of
+Ormiston's. To say that he was a favourite of mine would be saying very
+little; for there could have been scarcely a man in college, of any degree
+of respectability, who would not have been ready to say the same. No man
+had a higher regard for the due maintenance of discipline, or his own
+dignity, and the reputation of the college; yet nowhere among the seniors
+could the undergraduate find a more judicious or a kinder friend. He had
+the art of mixing with them occasionally with all the unreservedness of an
+equal, without for a moment endangering the respect due to his position.
+There was no man you could ask a favour of--even if it infringed a little
+upon the strictness of college regulations--so readily as Ormiston; and no
+one appeared to retain more thoroughly some of his boyish tastes and
+recollections. He subscribed his five guineas to the boat, even after a
+majority of the fellows had induced our good old Principal, whose annual
+appearance at the river-side to cheer her at the races had seemed almost a
+part of his office, to promulgate a decree to the purport that boat-racing
+was immoral, and that no man engaged therein should find favour in the
+sight of the authorities. Yet, at the same time, Ormiston could give grave
+advice when needed; and give it in such a manner, that the most
+thoughtless among us received it as from a friend. And whenever he did
+administer a few words of pointed rebuke--and he did not spare it when any
+really discreditable conduct came under his notice--they fell the more
+heavily upon the delinquent, because the public sympathy was sure to be on
+the side of the judge. The art of governing young men is a difficult one,
+no doubt; but it is surprising that so few take any pains to acquire it.
+There were very few Ormistons, in my time, in the high places in Oxford.
+
+On that morning, however, Ormiston met me with evident embarrassment, if
+not with coolness. He started when he first saw me, and, had there been a
+chance of doing so with decency, looked as if he would have pretended not
+to recognise me. But we were too near for that, and our eyes met at once.
+I was really very glad to see him, and not at all inclined to be content
+with the short "How d'ye do?" so unlike his usual cordial greetings, with
+which he was endeavouring to hurry on; and there was a little curiosity
+afloat among my other feelings. So I fairly stopped him with a few of the
+usual inquiries, as to how long he had been in town, &c., and then plunged
+at once into the affair of the ball at which we had last met. He
+interrupted me at once.
+
+"By the way," said he, "have you heard of poor Russell's business?"
+
+I actually shuddered, for I scarcely knew what was to follow. As
+composedly as I could, I simply said, "No."
+
+"His father is ruined, they say--absolutely ruined. I suppose _that_ is no
+secret by this time, at all events. He cannot possibly pay even a shilling
+in the pound."
+
+"I'm very sorry indeed to hear it," was all I could say.
+
+"But do you know, Hawthorne," continued Ormiston, taking my arm with
+something like his old manner, and no longer showing any anxiety to cut
+short our interview, "I am afraid this is not the worst of it. There is a
+report in the city this morning, I was told, that Mr Russell's character
+is implicated by some rather unbusinesslike transactions. I believe you
+are a friend of poor Russell's, and for that reason I mention it to you in
+confidence. He may not be aware of it; but the rumour is, that his father
+_dare_ not show himself again here: that he has left England I know to be
+a fact."
+
+"And his daughter? Miss Russell?" I asked involuntarily--"his children, I
+mean--where are they?"
+
+I thought Ormiston's colour heightened; but he was not a man to show much
+visible emotion. "Charles Russell and his sister are still in London," he
+replied; "I have just seen them. They know their father has left for the
+Continent; I hope they do _not_ know all the reasons. I am very sincerely
+sorry for young Russell; it will be a heavy blow to him, and I fear he
+will find his circumstances bitterly changed. Of course he will have to
+leave Oxford."
+
+"I suppose so," said I; "no one can feel more for him than I do. It was
+well, perhaps, that this did not happen in term time."
+
+"It spared him some mortification, certainly. You will see him, perhaps,
+before you leave town; he will take it kind. And if you have any influence
+with him--(he will be inclined to listen, perhaps just now, to you more
+than to me--being more of his own age, he will give you credit for
+entering into his feelings)--do try and dissuade him from forming any wild
+schemes, to which he seems rather inclined. He has some kind friends, no
+doubt; and remember, if there is any thing in which I can be of use to
+him, he shall have my aid--even to the half of my kingdom--that is, my
+tutorship."
+
+And with a smile and tone which seemed a mixture of jest and earnest, Mr
+Ormiston wished me good-morning. He was to leave for Oxford that night.
+
+Of Russell's address in town I was up to this moment ignorant, but
+resolved to find it out, and see him before my return to the University.
+The next morning, however, a note arrived from him, containing a simple
+request that I would call. I found him at the place from which he
+wrote--one of those dull quiet streets that lead out of the Strand--in
+very humble lodgings; his father's private establishment having been given
+up, it appeared, immediately. The moment we met, I saw at once, as I
+expected, that the blow which, to Ormiston, had naturally seemed so
+terrible a one--no less than the loss, to a young man, of the wealth,
+rank, and prospects in life to which he had been taught to look
+forward--had been, in fact, to Russell a merciful relief. The failure of
+that long-celebrated and trusted house, which was causing in the public
+mind, according to the papers, so much "consternation" and "excitement,"
+was to him a consummation long foreseen, and scarcely dreaded. It was only
+the shadow of wealth and happiness which he had lost now; its substance
+had vanished long since. And the conscious hollowness and hypocrisy, as he
+called it, of his late position, had been a far more bitter trial to a
+mind like his, than any which could result from its exposure. He was one
+to hail with joy any change which brought him back to truth and reality,
+no matter how rude and sudden the revulsion.
+
+He met me with a smile; a really honest, almost a light-hearted smile. "It
+is come at last, Hawthorne; perhaps it would be wrong, or I feel as if I
+could say, thank God. There is but one point which touches me at all; what
+do they say about my father?" I told him--fortunately, my acquaintance
+lying but little among men of business, I could tell him so honestly--that
+I had not heard a syllable breathed to his discredit.
+
+"Well, well; but they will, soon. Oh! Hawthorne; the utter misery, the
+curse that money-making brings with it! That joining house to house, and
+field to field, how it corrupts all the better part of a man's nature! I
+vow to you, I believe my father would have been an honest man if he had
+but been a poor one! If he had never had any thing to do with interest
+tables, and had but spent his capital, instead of trying to double and
+redouble it! One thing I have to thank him for; that he never would suffer
+me to imbibe any taste for business; he knew the evil and the pollution
+money-handling brings with it--I am sure he did; he encouraged me, I fear,
+in extravagance; but I bless him that he never encouraged me in
+covetousness."
+
+He grew a little calmer by degrees, and we sat down and took counsel as to
+his future plans. He was not, of course, without friends, and had already
+had many offers of assistance for himself and his sister; but his heart
+appeared, for the present, firmly bent upon independence. Much to my
+surprise, he decided on returning at once to Oxford, and reading for his
+degree. His sister had some little property settled upon her--some hundred
+and fifty pounds a-year; and this she had insisted on devoting to this
+purpose.
+
+"I love her too well," said Russell, "to refuse her: and trifling as this
+sum is,--I remember the time when I should have thought it little to keep
+me in gloves and handkerchiefs,--yet, with management, it will be more
+than I shall spend in Oxford. Of course, I play the gentleman-commoner no
+longer; I shall descend to the plain stuff gown."
+
+"You'll go to a hall, of course?" said I; for I concluded he would at
+least avoid the mortification of so palpable a confession of reduced
+circumstances as this degradation of rank in his old College would be.
+
+"I can see no occasion for it; that is, if they will allow me to change; I
+have done nothing to be ashamed of, and shall be much happier than I was
+before. I only strike my false colours; and you know they were never
+carried willingly."
+
+I did not attempt to dissuade him, and soon after rose to take my leave.
+
+"I cannot ask my sister to see you now," he said, as we shook hands: "she
+is not equal to it. But some other time, I hope"----
+
+"At any other time, I shall be most proud of the introduction. By the way,
+have you seen Ormiston? He met me this morning, and sent some kind
+messages, to offer any service in his power."
+
+"He did, did he?"
+
+"Yes; and, depend upon it, he will do all he can for you in college; you
+don't know him very well, I think; but I am sure he takes an interest in
+you now, at all events," I continued, "and no man is a more sincere and
+zealous friend."
+
+"I beg your pardon, Hawthorne, but I fancy I _do_ know Mr Ormiston very
+well."
+
+"Oh! I remember, there seemed some coolness between you, because you never
+would accept his invitations. Ormiston thought you were too proud to dine
+with him; and then _his_ pride, which he has his share of, took fire. But
+that misunderstanding must be all over now."
+
+"My dear Hawthorne, I believe Mr Ormiston and I understand each other
+perfectly. Good-morning; I am sorry to seem abrupt, but I have a host of
+things, not the most agreeable, to attend to."
+
+It seemed quite evident that there was some little prejudice on Russell's
+part against Ormiston. Possibly he did not like his attentions to his
+sister. But that was no business of mine, and I knew the other too well to
+doubt his earnest wish to aid and encourage a man of Russell's high
+principles, and in his unfortunate position. None of us always know our
+best friends.
+
+The step which Russell had resolved on taking was, of course, an unusual
+one. Even the college authorities strongly advised him to remove his name
+to the books of one of the halls, where he would enter comparatively as a
+stranger, and where his altered position would not entail so many painful
+feelings. Every facility was offered him of doing so at one of them where
+a relative of our Principal's was the head, and even a saving in expense
+might thus be effected. But this evident kindness and consideration on
+their part, only confirmed him in the resolution of remaining where he
+was. He met their representations with the graceful reply, that he had an
+attachment to the college which did not depend upon the rank he held in
+it, and that he trusted he should not be turned out of two homes at once.
+Even the heart of the splenetic little vice-principal was moved by this
+genuine tribute to the venerable walls, which to him, as his mistress's
+girdle to the poet, encircled all he loved, or hoped, or cared for; and
+had the date been some century earlier--in those remarkable times when a
+certain fellow was said to have owed his election into that body to a
+wondrous knack he had at compounding sherry-posset--it is probable Charles
+Russell would have stepped into a fellowship by special license at once.
+
+He had harder work before him, however, and he set stoutly to it. He got
+permission to lodge out of college--a privilege quite unusual, and
+apparently without any sufficient object in his case. A day or two after
+his return, he begged me to go with him to see the rooms he had taken: and
+I was surprised to find that although small, and not in a good part of the
+town, they were furnished in a style by no means, I thought, in accordance
+with the strict economy I knew him to be practising in every other
+respect. They contained, on a small scale, all the appointments of a
+lady's drawing-room. It was soon explained. His sister was coming to live
+with him. "We are but two, now," said Russell in explanation, "and though
+poor Mary has been offered what might have been a comfortable home
+elsewhere, which perhaps would have been more prudent, we both thought why
+should we be separated? As to these little things you see, they are nearly
+all hers: we offered them to the creditors, but even the lawyers would not
+touch them: and here Mary and I shall live. Very strange, you think, for
+her to be here in Oxford with no one to take care of her but me; but she
+does not mind that, and we shall be together. However, Hawthorne, we shall
+keep a dragon: there is an old housekeeper who would not be turned off,
+and she comes down with Mary, and may pass for her aunt, if that's all; so
+don't, pray, be shocked at us."
+
+And so the old housekeeper did come down, and Mary with her; and under
+such guardianship, a brother and an old servant, was that fair girl
+installed within the perilous precincts of the University of Oxford;
+perilous in more senses than one, as many a speculative and disappointed
+mamma can testify, whose daughters, brought to market at the annual
+"show" at commemoration, have left uncaught those dons of dignity, and
+heirs-apparent of property, whom they ought to have caught, and caught
+those well-dressed and good-looking, but undesirable young men, whom they
+ought not to have caught. Mary Russell, however, was in little peril
+herself, and, as little as she could help it, an occasion of peril to
+others. Seldom did she move out from her humble abode, except for an early
+morning walk with her brother, or sometimes leaning on the arm of her old
+domestic, so plainly dressed that you might have mistaken her for her
+daughter, and wondered how those intensely expressive features, and
+queen-like graces, should have been bestowed by nature on one so humble.
+Many a thoughtful student, pacing slowly the parks or Christchurch meadow
+after early chapel, book in hand, cheating himself into the vain idea that
+he was taking a healthful walk, and roused by the flutter of approaching
+female dress, and unwillingly looking up to avoid the possible and
+unwelcome collision with a smirking nurse-maid and an unresisting
+baby--has met those eyes, and spoilt his reading for the morning; or has
+paused in the running tour of Headington hill, or Magdalen walk, by which
+he was endeavouring to cram his whole allotted animal exercise for the day
+into an hour, as that sweet vision crossed his path, and wondered in his
+heart by what happy tie of relationship, or still dearer claim, his
+fellow-undergraduate had secured to himself so lovely a companion; and has
+tried in vain, over his solitary breakfast, to rid himself of the
+heterodox notion which would still creep in upon his thoughts, that in the
+world there might be, after all, things better worth living and working
+for, prizes more valuable--and perhaps not harder to win--than a first
+class, and living personations of the beautiful which Aristotle had
+unaccountably left out. Forgive me, dear reader, if I seem to be somewhat
+sentimental: I am not, and I honestly believe I never was, in love with
+Mary Russell; I am not--I fear I never was or shall be--much of a reading
+man or an early riser; but I will confess, it would have been a great
+inducement to me to adopt such habits, if I could have ensured such
+pleasant company in my morning walks.
+
+To the general world of Oxford, for a long time, I have no doubt the very
+existence of such a jewel within it was unknown; for at the hours when
+liberated tutors and idle undergraduates are wont to walk abroad, Mary was
+sitting, hid within a little ambush of geraniums, either busy at her work,
+or helping--as she loved to fancy she helped him--her brother at his
+studies. Few men, I believe, ever worked harder than Russell did in his
+last year. With the exception of the occasional early walk, and the
+necessary attendance at chapel and lecture, he read hard nearly the whole
+day; and I always attributed the fact of his being able to do so with
+comparatively little effort, and no injury to his health, to his having
+such a sweet face always present, to turn his eyes upon, when wearied with
+a page of Greek, and such a kind voice always ready to speak or to be
+silent.
+
+It was not for want of access to any other society that Mary Russell spent
+her time so constantly with her brother. The Principal, with his usual
+kindheartedness, had insisted--a thing he seldom did--upon his lady making
+her acquaintance; and though Mrs Meredith, who plumed herself much upon
+her dignity, had made some show of resistance at first to calling upon a
+young lady who was living in lodgings by herself in one of the most
+out-of-the-way streets in Oxford, yet, after her first interview with Miss
+Russell, so much did her sweetness of manner win upon Mrs Principal's
+fancy--or perhaps it will be doing that lady but justice to say, so much
+did her more than orphan unprotectedness and changed fortunes soften the
+woman's heart that beat beneath that formidable exterior of silk and
+ceremony, that before the first ten minutes of what had been intended as a
+very condescending and very formal call, were over, she had been offered a
+seat in Mrs Meredith's official pew in St Mary's; the pattern of a
+mysterious bag, which that good lady carried every where about with her,
+it was believed for no other purpose; and an airing the next day behind
+the fat old greys, which their affectionate coachman--in commemoration of
+his master's having purchased them at the time he held that
+dignity--always called by the name of the "Vice-Chancellors." Possibly an
+absurd incident, which Mary related with great glee to her brother and
+myself, had helped to thaw the ice in which "our governess" usually
+encased herself. When the little girl belonging to the lodgings opened the
+door to these dignified visitors, upon being informed that Miss Russell
+was at home, the Principal gave the name simply as "Dr and Mrs Meredith:"
+which, not appearing to his more pompous half at all calculated to convey
+a due impression of the honour conveyed by the visit, she corrected him,
+and in a tone quite audible--as indeed every word of the conversation had
+been--up the half-dozen steep stairs which led to the little drawing-room,
+gave out "the Master of ---- and lady, if you please." The word "master"
+was quite within the comprehension of the little domestic, and dropping an
+additional courtesy of respect to an office which reminded her of her
+catechism and the Sunday school, she selected the appropriate feminine
+from her own vocabulary, and threw open the door with "the master and
+mistress of ---- if you please, Miss." Dr Meredith laughed, as he entered,
+so heartily, that even Mary could not help smiling, and the "mistress,"
+seeing the odds against her, smiled too. An acquaintance begun in such
+good humour, could hardly assume a very formal character; and, in fact,
+had Mary Russell not resolutely declined all society, Mrs Meredith would
+have felt rather a pleasure in patronising her. But both her straitened
+means and the painful circumstances of her position--her father already
+spoken of almost as a criminal--led her to court strict retirement; while
+she clung with redoubled affection to her brother. He, on his part, seemed
+to have improved in health and spirits since his change of fortunes; the
+apparent haughtiness and coldness with which many had charged him before,
+had quite vanished; he showed no embarrassment, far less any consciousness
+of degradation, in his conversation with any of his old messmates at the
+gentlemen-commoners' table; and though his communication with the college
+was but comparatively slight, nearly all his time being spent in his
+lodgings, he was becoming quite a popular character.
+
+Meanwhile, a change of a different kind seemed to be coming over Ormiston.
+It was remarked, even by those not much given to observation, that his
+lectures, which were once considered endurable, even by idle men, from his
+happy talent of remark and illustration, were fast becoming as dull and
+uninteresting as the common run of all such business. Moreover, he had
+been in the habit of giving, occasionally, capital dinners, invitations to
+which were sent out frequently and widely among the young men of his own
+college: these ceased almost entirely; or, when they occurred, had but the
+shadow of their former joyousness. Even some of the fellows were known to
+have remarked that Ormiston was much altered lately; some said he was
+engaged to be married, a misfortune which would account for any imaginable
+eccentricities; but one of the best of the college livings falling vacant
+about the time, and, on its refusal by the two senior fellows, coming
+within Ormiston's acceptance, and being passed by him, tended very much to
+do away with any suspicion of that kind.
+
+Between him and Russell there was an evident coolness, though noticed by
+few men but myself; yet Ormiston always spoke most kindly of him, while on
+Russell's part there seemed to be a feeling almost approaching to
+bitterness, ill concealed, whenever Ormiston became the subject of
+conversation. I pressed him once or twice upon the subject, but he always
+affected to misunderstand me, or laughed off any sarcastic remark he might
+have made, as meaning nothing; so that at last the name was seldom
+mentioned between us, and almost the only point on which we differed
+seemed to be our estimation of Ormiston.
+
+
+
+
+THE ROMANTIC DRAMA.
+
+
+Macaulay says, that the object of the drama is the painting of the human
+heart; and, as that is portrayed by the events of a whole life, he
+concludes that it is by poets representing in a short space a long series
+of actions, that the end of dramatic composition is most likely to be
+attained. "The mixture," says he, "of tragedy and comedy, and the length
+and extent of the action, which the French consider as defects, is the
+chief cause of the excellence of our older dramatists. The former is
+necessary to render the drama a just representation of the world, in which
+the laughers and the weepers are perpetually jostling each other, in which
+every event has its serious and ludicrous side. The latter enables us to
+form an intimate acquaintance with characters, with which we could not
+possibly become familiar during the few hours to which the unities
+restrict the poet. In this respect the works of Shakspeare in particular
+are miracles of art. In a piece which may be read aloud in three hours, we
+see a character gradually unfold all its recesses to us. We see it change
+with the change of circumstances. The petulant youth rises into the
+politic and warlike sovereign. The profuse and courteous philanthropist
+sours at length into a hater and scorner of his kind. The tyrant is
+altered by the chastening of affliction into a pensive moralist. The
+veteran general, distinguished by coolness, sagacity, and self-command,
+sinks under a conflict between love strong as death, and jealousy cruel as
+the grave. The brave and loyal subject passes step by step to the excesses
+of human depravity. We trace his progress step by step, from the first
+dawnings of unlawful ambition, to the cynical melancholy of his impenitent
+remorse. Yet in these pieces there are no unnatural transitions. Nothing
+is omitted; nothing is crowded. Great as are the changes, narrow as is the
+compass within which they are exhibited, they shock us as little as the
+gradual alterations of those familiar faces which we see every evening and
+morning. The magical skill of the poet resembles that of the dervise in
+the _Spectator_, who condensed all the events of seven years into the
+single moment during which the king held his head under water."[4]
+
+In this admirable passage, the principle on which the Romantic Drama
+rests, is clearly and manfully stated; and it is on the possibility of
+effecting the object which is here so well described, that the whole
+question between it and the Greek unities depends. As we have decidedly
+embraced the opposite opinion, and regard, after much consideration, the
+adherence to the variety and license of the romantic drama as the main
+cause of the present degraded condition of our national theatre, we have
+prefaced our observations with a defence of the romantic drama by one of
+its ablest advocates, and shall now state the reasons which appear to us
+conclusive in favour of a very different view.
+
+The drama is part of the great effort of mankind for the representation of
+human character, passion, and event. Other sister arts--History, the
+Historical Romance, the Epic poem--also aim in some degree, by different
+methods, at the same object; and it is by considering their different
+principles, and necessary limitations, that the real rules of the drama
+will best be understood.
+
+HISTORY, as all the world knows, embraces the widest range of human
+events. Confined to no time, restricted to no locality, it professes, in a
+comparatively short space, to portray the most extensive and important of
+human transactions. Centuries, even thousands of years, are sometimes, by
+its greatest masters, embraced within its mighty arms. The majestic
+series of Roman victories may occupy the genius of one writer: the fifteen
+centuries of its decline and fall be spanned by the powers of another. The
+vast annals of Mahommetan conquest, the long sway of the Papal dominion,
+present yet untrodden fields to future historical effort.[5] But it is
+this very greatness and magnitude of his subject which presents the chief
+difficulty with which the historian has to contend. With the exception of
+a very few instances, such lengthened annals are necessarily occupied by a
+vast variety of characters, actions, states, and events, having little or
+no connexion with each other, scarce any common object of union, and no
+thread by which the interest of the reader is to be kept up throughout.
+Hence it is that works of history are so generally complained of as dull:
+that, though they are more numerous than any other class of literary
+compositions, the numbers of those generally read is so extremely small.
+Enter any public library, you will see hundreds of historical works
+reposing in respectable dignity on the shelves. How many of them are
+generally studied, or have taken hold by common consent on the minds of
+men? Not ten. Romance numbers its readers by hundreds, Poetry by fifties,
+where History can with difficulty muster one. This amazing difference is
+not owing to any deficiency of ability turned to the subject, or interest
+in the materials of which it is formed. It can never be supposed that men
+will be indifferent to the annals of their own fame, or that the
+groundwork of all human invention--real event--can be wanting in the means
+of moving the heart. It is the extraordinary difficulty of this branch of
+composition, owing to its magnitude and complication, which is the sole
+cause of the difference.
+
+The HISTORICAL ROMANCE is founded on history, but it differs from it in
+the most essential particulars, and is relieved from the principal
+difficulties with which the annalist of actual occurrences has to contend.
+It selects a particular period out of past time, and introduces the
+characters and events most remarkable for their interest, or the deep
+impress they have left on the minds of men. This is an immense advantage;
+for it relieves the writer from the great difficulty with which the
+general historian has to contend, and which, in ninety-nine cases out of
+an hundred, proves fatal to his success. Unity in the midst of confusion
+is given to his subject. Room is afforded for graphic painting, space for
+forcible delineations of character. It becomes possible to awaken interest
+by following out the steps of individual adventure. Though the name of
+historical romance is not to be found in antiquity, the thing itself was
+far from being unknown. Its most charming Histories are little other than
+Historical Romance; at least, they possess its charm, because they exhibit
+its unity. The _Cyropædia_ of Xenophon, the _Lives_ of Plutarch, many of
+the heart-stirring _Legends_ of Livy, of the profound _Sketches_ of the
+Emperors in Tacitus, are in truth historical romances under the name of
+histories or biography. The lives of eminent men owe their chief charm to
+the unity of the subject, and the possibility of strongly exciting the
+feelings, by strictly adhering to the delineation of individual
+achievement. So great is the weight of the load--crushing to the
+historian--which is thus taken from the biographer or writer of historical
+romance, that second-rate genius can effect triumphs in that department,
+to which the very highest mind alone is equal in general historical
+composition. No one would think of comparing the intellect of Plutarch
+with that of Tacitus; but, nevertheless, the _Lives_ of the former will
+always prove more generally attractive than the annals of the latter.
+Boswell's mind was immeasurably inferior to that of Hume; but for one
+reader of his _History of England_, will be found ten of the _Life of
+Johnson_. Sir Walter Scott's _Life of Napoleon_ proves that he was not
+altogether qualified to take a place among the great English historians;
+but, to the end of the world, Richard Coeur-de-Lion, Queen Mary, and
+Elizabeth, will stand forth from his canvass more clearly than either from
+the rhetoric of Hume, or the eloquence of Robertson.
+
+The EPIC POEM confines within still narrower limits the narration of human
+events. As it borrows the language and is clothed with the colours of
+poetry, so it is capable of rousing the feelings more powerfully than
+either biography or romance, and, when crowned with success, attains a
+fame, and takes a hold of the hearts of men, to which nothing in prose
+composition can be compared. Elevation of thought, fervour of language,
+powerful delineation of character, are its essential qualities. But all
+these would prove unavailing if the one thing needful, _unity of subject_,
+were awanting. It is that which is its essential quality, for that alone
+lets in all the others. All the great Epic Poems which have appeared in
+the world are not only devoted to one interest, but are generally
+restricted in point of space and time within limits not materially wider
+than those of the Greek drama. The _Iliad_ not only relates exclusively
+the latter stages of the siege of Troy, but the whole period of its action
+is forty-eight days--of its absorbing interest, (the time from the
+storming of the Greek lines by Hector to his death by the heaven-defended
+Achilles,) thirty-six hours. The _Paradise Lost_ adheres strictly to unity
+both of subject and time: the previous battles of the angels is the
+subject of narrative by the angel Raphael; but the time that elapses from
+the convocation of the devils in Pandemonium to the expulsion of Adam and
+Eve from paradise is only three days. The _Jerusalem Delivered_ has the
+one absorbing interest arising from the efforts of the Christians for the
+deliverance of the Holy Sepulchre; and its time is limited to a few weeks.
+Virgil was so enamoured of his great predecessor that he endeavoured to
+imitate, in one poem, both his great works. The _Æneid_ is an _Iliad_ and
+_Odyssey_ in one. But every one must feel that it is on the episode with
+Dido that the interest of the poem really rests; and that all the magic of
+his exquisite pencil can scarcely sustain the interest after the pious
+Æneas has taken his departure from the shores of Carthage. The _Lusiad_ of
+Camoens, necessarily, from its subject, embraced wider limits; but the one
+interest of the poem is as single and sustained as that of the discovery
+of the new world by Columbus. If any of these writers had professed in
+rhyme to give a history of a wider or more protracted subject, the
+interest would have been so much diffused as to be lost. The confusion of
+ideas and incidents so painfully felt by all the readers of _Orlando
+Furioso_, and which the boundless fancy of Ariosto was unable to prevent,
+proves that epic poetry has its limits, and that they are narrower than
+either history or romance.
+
+What epic poetry is to romance or biography, THE DRAMA is to epic poetry.
+As the former selects from the romance of history its most interesting and
+momentous events, and makes them the subject of brilliant description, of
+impassioned rhetoric, so the latter chooses from the former its most
+heart-stirring episodes, and brings them in actual dialogue and
+representation before the mind of the spectator. Immense is the effect of
+this concentration--still more marvellous that of the personation with
+which it is attended. Imagination assumes the actual form of beings;
+conception is realised. The airy visions of the past are clothed in flesh
+and blood. The marvels of acting, scenery, and stage effect, come to add
+to the pathos of incident, to multiply tenfold the charms of poetry. It is
+impossible to conceive intellectual enjoyment carried beyond the point it
+attained, when the magic of Shakspeare's thought and language was enhanced
+by the power of Siddons or Kemble's acting, or is personified by the
+witchery of Helen Faucit's conceptions. But for the full effect of this
+combination, it is indispensable that the principles of dramatic
+composition be duly observed, and the stage kept within its due limits,
+more contracted in point of time and place than either romance or epic
+poetry. Within those bounds it is omnipotent, and produces an impression
+to which, while it lasts, none of the sister arts can pretend. Beyond
+them it never fails to break down, and not only ceases to interest, but
+often becomes to the last degree wearisome and exhausting. It is not
+difficult to see to what this general failure of the drama, when it
+outstrips its proper bounds, is owing. It arises from the impossibility of
+awakening interest without attending to unity of emotion; of keeping alive
+attention without continuity of incident; of making the story intelligible
+without simplicity of action.
+
+Dramatic authors, actors, and actresses, how gifted soever in other
+respects, are the worst possible judges on this subject. They are so
+familiar with the story, from having composed the piece themselves, or
+made it the subject of frequent repetition or rehearsal, that they can
+form no conception of the difficulty which nine tenths of the audience, to
+whom the piece is entirely strange, experience in understanding the plot,
+or acquiring any interest in the incidents or development of the piece. It
+may safely be affirmed, that a vast majority of the spectators of the
+dramas now habitually represented, with the exception of a few of
+Shakspeare's, which have become as household words on the English stage,
+never understand any thing of the story till the end of the third act, and
+are only beginning to take an interest in the piece when the curtain
+falls. Dramatic authors and performers would do well to ponder on this
+observation; they may rely upon it that it furnishes the key to the
+present degraded state of the English drama.
+
+It is not obtuseness on the part of the audience which occasions this. So
+complicated is the story, so lengthened the succession of events, in most
+of our modern theatrical pieces, that the most acute understanding,
+fortified by the most extensive practice, requiring alertness of
+intellect, will long be at fault in comprehending them. We have seen many
+a barrister famed for cross-examination unable to comprehend, till the
+piece was half over, the drift of Sheridan Knowles's dramas. Is it
+surprising, when this is the case, that the vast majority of the audience
+complain of weariness during the representation, and that the managers of
+theatres, sensible of this difficulty, are fain to eke out the proper
+interest of the drama by the meretricious aids of scenery, and dancing,
+and decorations?
+
+What is constantly complained of by all classes at the theatre is, that it
+is so tiresome; that the back is broken by sitting without a support; that
+they cannot comprehend the story; that they do not understand what it is
+all about; and that the performance is infinitely too long. This last
+observation is, undoubtedly, frequently well founded: no where is the
+truth of old Hesiod's maxim, that a half is often greater than the whole,
+more frequently exemplified than in dramatic representations. But still
+the fact of the complaint being so universally made, and equally by all
+classes, is very remarkable, and pregnant with instruction, as to the
+limits of the drama and the causes of the decline of its popularity so
+painfully conspicuous in the British empire. No one complains of his back
+being broken for want of support at a trial for murder; on the contrary,
+all classes, and _especially the lowest_, will sit at such heart-stirring
+scenes, without feeling fatigue, for ten, twelve, sometimes eighteen hours
+consecutively. Nor can it be affirmed that this is because the interest is
+real; that the life of a human being is at stake. Every day's experience
+proves that fiction, when properly managed, is more interesting than
+reality. The vast multitude of novels which yearly issue from the press,
+the eagerness with which they are sought after by all classes, the
+extraordinary extent of their circulation, sufficiently prove this. No one
+complains that the best romances of Sir Walter Scott or Bulwer are too
+long; on the contrary, they are generally felt to be too short; and those
+who are loudest in their declamations against the intolerable fatigue of
+the theatre, will sit for days together with their feet at the fire,
+devouring even an indifferent novel.
+
+The general complaint now made in Great Britain against the tedium of
+theatrical representations was unknown in other ages and countries. The
+passion of the Greeks for their national theatre is well known, and the
+matchless perfection of their great dramatists proves to what a degree it
+is capable of rousing the human mind. The French, prior to the Revolution,
+were passionately fond of the drama, which was then entirely founded on
+the Greek model. The decline complained of in the Parisian theatre has
+been contemporary with the introduction of the Romantic school. In Italy,
+it is, with the opera, the chief, almost the sole public amusement. There
+is not a city with forty thousand inhabitants in the classic peninsula
+that has not a theatre and opera, superior to any thing to be met with in
+the British islands out of London. The theatre is in high favour in
+Germany and Russia. Complaints, indeed, are frequently made, that the
+drama is declining on the Continent, and the present state of the lesser
+Parisian theatres certainly affords no indication that, in departing from
+the old land-marks and bringing romance on the stage, they have either
+preserved its purity or extended its influence. But the decline of the
+theatre is far greater and more remarkable in England than in any of the
+continental states. It has, indeed, gone so far as to induce a serious
+apprehension among many well-informed persons, that it will cease to
+exist, and the country of Shakspeare and Garrick, of Kemble and Siddons,
+be left altogether without a theatre at which the legitimate drama is
+represented. Such a result in a country overflowing, in its great cities
+and metropolis at least, with riches, and with a population passionately
+desirous of every species of enjoyment, is very remarkable, and deserving
+of the most serious consideration. It may well make us pause in our
+career, and consider whether the course we have been pursuing has, or has
+not, been likely to lead to perfection and success in this noble and
+important branch of composition.
+
+We have stated what are the limits of the drama, and what part is assigned
+to it in the general effort of the human mind to portray events, or paint
+the human heart. Macaulay has explained, in the passage already quoted,
+what the Romantic drama proposes to do, and the reason why, in his
+estimation, it is more likely to attain its end than the more closely
+fettered theatre of the Greeks. The whole question comes to be, which of
+the two systems is best adapted to attain the undoubted end of all
+dramatic composition, the painting of the human heart? If he is right in
+the views he has so well expressed, it is very singular how it has
+happened, that in a country which, for the last three centuries, has
+constantly adhered to these ideas, and worked out the Romantic drama with
+extraordinary zeal and vigour, dramatic representations should have been
+constantly declining, so as at length to be threatened with total
+extinction. This becomes the more remarkable, when it is recollected, that
+in other countries, inferior in wealth, genius, and energy to Great
+Britain, but where the old system had been adhered to, it continued to
+flourish in undiminished vigour, and that decay in them has uniformly been
+coexistent with the entry on the stage of Romantic representation. Racine,
+Corneille, Voltaire in France, and Metastasio and Alfieri in Italy,
+Schiller and Goethe in Germany, have nobly upheld the legitimate drama in
+their respective countries. Still more extraordinary is it, if these views
+be the correct ones, that while, by the marvels of one heaven-born genius,
+the Romantic drama was in the days of Queen Elizabeth raised to the very
+highest perfection in this country, it has since continually languished,
+and cannot from his day number one name destined for immortality among its
+votaries.
+
+It is said in answer to this obvious objection to the Romantic drama,
+founded on its fate in all the countries where it has been established,
+that it shares in this respect only in the common destiny of mankind in
+creating works of imagination; that the period of great and original
+conception is the first only--that Homer was succeeded by Virgil, Æschylus
+by Euripides, Dante by Tasso, Shakspeare by Pope, and that the age of
+genius in all countries is followed by that of criticism.[6] There can be
+no doubt that this observation is in many respects well founded; but it
+affords no solution of the causes of the present degraded condition of our
+national drama, nor does it explain the course it has taken in this
+country. We have made a progress, but it has not been from originality to
+taste, but from genius to folly. The age of Æschylus has not with us been
+succeeded by that of Sophocles and Euripides, but by that of melodrama and
+_spectacle_. We have not advanced from the wildness of conception to the
+graces of criticism, but from the rudeness of some barbaric imagination,
+to the cravings of corrupted fancy. The age of Garrick has been with us
+succeeded, not by that of Roscius, but by that of Cerito; the melodrama of
+the _Crusaders_, the dancing of Carlotta Grisi, have banished tragedy from
+the boards trod by Kemble and Siddons. The modern dramas which have been
+published, and in part appeared on the stage, have in no respect been
+distinguished by more legitimate taste, or a stricter adherence to rule,
+than those of Ford and Massinger, of Beaumont and Fletcher, of Jonson and
+Shakspeare. They have discarded, indeed, the indecency which forms so
+serious a blot on our older dramatists, but, in other respects, they have
+faithfully followed out their principles. The drama still, as in earlier
+days, professes to exhibit in a few hours a representation of the
+principal events of a lifetime. Time and place are set at nought, as they
+were by the bard of Avon, and not unfrequently the last act opens at the
+distance of years, or hundreds of miles from the first. We need only
+mention two of the ablest and most popular of our modern dramas--_The Lady
+of Lyons_, by Bulwer, and the best of Sheridan Knowles' theatrical pieces,
+for a confirmation of these observations. But no one will pretend that the
+dramatic works of these writers, excellent in many respects as they are,
+can be set off against the master-pieces of the Greek or French drama
+which succeeded the days of Æschylus and Corneille.
+
+Again it is said, and very commonly too, as an explanation of the
+extraordinary failure of dramatic genius since the days of Queen Elizabeth
+in this country, that originality and greatness can be reached only once
+in the lifetime of a nation; that we have had our Shakspeare as Greece had
+its Homer, and that we should be content; and that it is the necessary
+effect of superlative excellence in the outset, to extinguish rivalry and
+induce mediocrity in the end. The observation is plausible, and it has
+been so frequently made, that it has passed with many into a sort of
+axiom. But when tried by the only test of truth in human affairs--that of
+experience--it entirely fails. Past history affords no countenance to the
+idea, that early greatness extinguishes subsequent emulation, or that
+superlative genius in one department is fatal to subsequent perfection in
+it. On the contrary, it creates it. It is by the collision of one great
+mind with another, that the greatest achievements of the human mind have
+been effected--often the chain continues from one age and nation to
+another; but it is never snapped asunder.
+
+These considerations are fitted to cast a serious doubt on the question,
+how far the true principles of the drama are those which have been
+embraced by the English school, and may lead us to consider whether the
+acknowledged inferiority of our tragic writers, since the time of
+Shakspeare, is not in reality to be ascribed to his transcendent genius
+having led them astray from the true principles of the art. It will be
+considered in the sequel, to what cause _his_ acknowledged success has
+been owing, and whether his finest dramas, those which chiefly retain
+their popularity, are not in reality constructed on the Grecian model.
+But, in the mean time, let it be considered what in reality the drama can
+do, and what limits are imposed upon it, not by the arbitrary rules of
+critics, but by the lasting nature of things.
+
+The drama is restricted by the well known limits of human patience to a
+representation of three hours. Experience has every where proved that the
+greatest genius, both in the poet and performer, cannot keep alive
+interest, or avert weariness, beyond that period. The spectators sit still
+in their places the whole time. Whatever changes of scene, or external
+objects to look at are introduced, the audience itself is motionless. It
+is to persons thus situated, and within this time, that theatrical
+representations are addressed. They expect, and with reason, to be amused
+and interested in comedy, moved and melted in tragedy. It is for this they
+go to the theatre, for this they pay their money. Writers and actors are
+equally aware that this is the case. Then what course do the Greek and the
+Romantic school respectively follow to attain this object?
+
+Both in some respects follow the same course, or rather both make use, for
+the main part, of the same materials. It is universally acknowledged, that
+it is essential to the success of the drama, in all its branches, that the
+plot be interesting, the characters forcible, the ideas natural, the
+attention constantly kept up. In tragedy, by far its noblest department,
+it is indispensable, in addition, that the feelings should be vehemently
+excited in the spectators, and the human heart laid bare, by the most
+violent passions, in the characters on the stage. Aristotle expressly
+says, that it is the delineation of passions which is the object of
+tragedy. In order to achieve this object, all are agreed, that some
+permanent characters must be selected, generally from those known to
+history, to whom striking and tragic events have occurred; and it is in
+the delineation of the passions which those events excite, and the
+interest they awaken in the breast of the spectators, that the art of the
+writer consists. So far both parties are agreed; but they differ widely in
+the methods which they respectively take to attain this object.
+
+The Romantic dramatist, overstepping the bounds of time and place,
+professes in three hours to portray the principal events of years--it may
+be of a whole lifetime. He selects the prominent events of his hero's or
+heroine's career, the salient angles, as it were, of human existence, and
+brings them forward in different scenes of his brief representation. Years
+often intervene between the commencement of his piece and its termination;
+the spectator is transported hundreds, it may be thousands of miles by a
+mere mechanical sleight of hand in the scene-shifter, or between the acts.
+The drama constructed on these principles does not represent a short
+period, into which the crisis, as it were, of a whole lifetime is
+concentrated, but it gives sketches of the whole life itself, from the
+commencement of its eventful period to its termination. The poet chooses
+the most exciting scenes out of the three volumes of the historical novel,
+and brings these scenes on the stage in a few hours. As the drama,
+constructed on this principle, professes to portray the changes of real
+life, so it admits, it is thought, of that intermixture of the serious and
+the comic, which the actual world exhibits; and willingly transports the
+spectator from the most highly wrought scenes of passion, the deepest
+accents of woe, to the burlesque of extravagant characters, or the picture
+of vulgar life. This is deemed admissible, because it is natural; and
+certainly no one can have gone from the drawing-room, or the library, to
+the stage-coach or the steam-boat, without seeing that it exhibits at
+least a true picture of the varied phantasmagoria which existence
+presents.
+
+The Greek dramatists, and their successors in modern Europe, proceed upon
+an entirely different principle. Having made their selection of the
+characters and the events on which their piece is to be constructed, they
+pitch upon that period in their progress in which matters were brought to
+a crisis, and, for good or for evil, their destiny was accomplished.
+Having done this, they portray the minutest incidents of that brief period
+with the utmost care, and exert all their strength on the graphic painting
+on which every artist knows the awakening of interest is almost entirely
+dependent. The previous history of the principal personages is described
+in dialogue at the commencement of the piece, so as to make the spectators
+aware both of the great lives of the characters which are brought before
+them, and of the antecedent events which had brought matters to their
+present crisis. Having carried them to this point, the crisis itself is
+portrayed at full length, and with all the power and pathos of which the
+artist is capable. The poet does not pretend to narrate the campaign from
+its commencement to its termination: he begins his piece with the
+commencement of the last battle, and exerts all his strength on painting
+the decisive charge. He does not give the voyage from its commencement to
+its termination, with its long periods of monotonous weariness; he
+confines himself to the brief and terrible scene of the ship-wreck. As the
+crisis and catastrophe of life is thus alone represented, and every thing
+depends on the interest excited by its development, so nothing is admitted
+which can disturb the unity of the emotion, or interrupt the flow of the
+sympathy which it is the great object of the piece from first to last to
+awaken.
+
+If it were _possible_ to create the same interest, or delineate character
+and passion as completely, by brief and consequently imperfect sketches of
+a whole lifetime, as it is by a minute and glowing representation of its
+most eventful period, much might be advanced with justice in favour of the
+Romantic school of the drama. Our objection is, that this is impossible;
+and that the failure of the English theatre, since the time of Shakspeare,
+is entirely to be ascribed to this impossibility. And the impossibility is
+owing to the length of time which it requires, by narrative or
+representation, to kindle that warm and glowing image, or awaken those
+ardent feelings in the mind of another, upon which the emotion of taste
+and the success of all the Fine Arts depend.
+
+In the arts which address themselves to the _eye_, and through it to the
+heart, it is possible to produce a very strong impression almost
+instantaneously. A beautiful woman has only to be seen to be admired; a
+charming landscape bursts upon the sight with immediate and almost magical
+force. The impression produced by the finest objects in Europe,--the sun
+setting on the Jungfrawhorn, the interior of St Peter's, the fall of
+Schaffhausen, the view on the Acropolis of Athens, Constantinople from the
+Seraglio point, the Bay of Naples, for example,--is such, that though seen
+_only_ for a few minutes, it may almost be said seconds, an impression is
+made, a picture is painted, on the mind's retina, which can never be
+effaced. Painting, as it imitates external nature, so it shares in the
+rapidity and, in the hands of great masters, durability of its
+impressions. Sculpture and architecture have the same advantage. Yet even
+in these arts, the productions of which require only to be seen to be
+admired, it is well known that the impression, strong as it is at first,
+is, with all persons of a cultivated mind, greatly increased by repeated
+inspections. The common observation, that a fine painting or statue grows
+upon you the oftener you see it, and that "Time but the impression deeper
+wears," sufficiently proves that it is not at once, even in those arts
+which speak at once to the eye, that the soul of the artist is transferred
+to that of the spectator.
+
+But the case is entirely different with those arts--such as history,
+romance, epic poetry, or the drama--which do not at once produce a visible
+object to the mind, but give descriptions or dialogues by which the reader
+or spectator is required to form a _mental_ object or awaken a mental
+interest of his own creation, though from the materials furnished, and
+under the guidance of the genius of the artist. It is not instantaneously
+that this can be done: on the contrary, it is by very slow degrees and
+many successive efforts that the inward picture is created in the mind,
+the absorbing interest awakened in the heart, which gives the pleasure or
+rouses the sympathy which is the object of the writer to communicate. A
+very little reflection will be sufficient to show that this observation is
+well founded, in all the arts of narrative or description. And nothing, we
+apprehend, can be clearer than that the Romantic Drama has failed because
+it professes, within limits and by means which render the attempt
+hopeless, to excite this interest.
+
+Notwithstanding the well-known and proverbial dulness of history, there
+are many historical works which do succeed in awakening a durable and
+sometimes absorbing interest in the mind of the reader. Probably few works
+professedly addressed to the imagination have awakened in many breasts so
+deep and lasting an interest as the narrative of Livy, the biography of
+Tacitus, the pictured page of Gibbon. Such works are almost always
+complained of as dull at first: but the interest gradually waxes warmer as
+the narrative proceeds; the feelings become roused on one side, or in
+favour of one hero or another, in the great drama of the world; and not
+unfrequently in the end the most attractive works of imagination are laid
+aside for the annals of real events. But how is it that this interest is
+awakened? By the study of months, sometimes of years: by an interest
+produced by the reading of a whole winter by the fireside. Let any man
+try, in a narrative of _long_ continued historical events, to excite a
+deep interest in a space which can be read _in three hours_, and the
+powers of Tacitus or Gibbon would at once fail in the attempt. It is quite
+possible in that brief period to awaken the deepest interest in a single
+or closely connected series of events, as a battle, a siege, a revolt, a
+ship-wreck: but wholly impossible to do so with incidents scattered over a
+long course of years.
+
+The interest so generally felt in epic poetry and romance is excited in
+the same way, though in a much shorter period. As the colours of these
+species of composition are more brilliant, the feelings more chastened,
+the events more select, the characters more prominent, the catastrophe
+more rapidly brought about, than in real life, so the artist has the
+means, in a much shorter period, of awakening the interest upon the growth
+of which the success of his work is chiefly dependent. But nevertheless,
+even there, it is by comparatively slow degrees, and by reading for a very
+considerable period, that the interest is created. It is wholly impossible
+to produce it, or make the story or the characters intelligible, in a few
+hours. Every scholar recollects the delight with which his mind grew, as
+it were, under the fire of Homer's conceptions, his taste matured under
+the charm of Virgil's feelings: but no one will pretend that the intense
+delight he felt could be awakened, if he had read extracts from their most
+brilliant passages in a few hours; this pleasure was the feast, this
+interest the growth, of weeks and months. No reader of Tasso, Milton, or
+Klopstock, for the first time, would think he could acquire an interest in
+the _Jerusalem Delivered_, the _Paradise Lost_, or the _Messiah_, between
+tea and supper. Many of their finest passages might be read in that brief
+space, and their beauty _as pieces of poetry_ fully appreciated; but it
+would be wholly impossible in so short a time to awaken an interest in the
+whole story, or the fate of the principal characters.--Nevertheless it
+would be quite possible, in that period to excite the deepest sympathy
+with some of their most striking events or episodes _taken singly_; as the
+parting of Hector and Andromache, or the death of the Trojan hero, in the
+_Iliad_; the love of Dido for Æneas, or the catastrophe of Nisus and
+Euryalus, in the _Æneid_; the death of Clorinda, or the flight of Erminia,
+in the _Jerusalem Delivered_. The reason is, that it is possible in a
+short space to point a single catastrophe with such force and minuteness
+as to excite the warmest sympathy, but wholly impossible to effect that
+object within such limits, with a long series of consecutive events.
+
+Again, look at the historical romance or the common novel. No one needs to
+be told how deep and universal is the interest which the masterpieces in
+that department awaken. Whatever may be said to the decline of the public
+taste for the drama, most certainly there is no symptom of any abatement
+in the general interest awakened by works of fiction; but that interest is
+of comparatively slow growth. It would be impossible to produce it in a
+few hours. It is excited by the reading of three evenings by the fireside.
+No one would deem it possible to awaken the interest, or make the
+characters intelligible, in three hours.
+
+It is true that to the aid of six or eight chapters culled out of three
+volumes, the Romantic dramatist brings the auxiliaries of acting, scenery,
+and stage effect; but that adds little to the power of exciting deep
+sympathy or powerful emotion. Such feelings cannot be awakened without
+minute painting, and continuity of action, and they are excluded by the
+very nature of the Romantic drama. That species of composition proposes to
+give a picture of the principal events of a long period, as the
+peristrephic panorama does of the chief scenes of a great space, as the
+whole course of the Rhine or the Danube. Every one knows how inferior the
+interest it excites is to those in which the whole skill of the artist and
+outlay of the proprietor have been exerted on a single picture, as the
+original round one of Barker and Burford. The art of panoramic painting
+has signally receded, since the moving panorama has been substituted for
+the fixed one. A series of galloping lithographic sketches of Italy,
+however highly coloured or skilfully drawn, will never paint that lovely
+peninsula like a single sunset of Claude in the bay of Naples. Claude
+himself could not do so in his varied sketches, graphic and masterly as
+they are. The Romantic drama is the _Liber Veritatis_; the Greek drama is
+the finished Claude in the Doria Palace, or the National Gallery. Few
+persons will hesitate to say which excites the strongest admiration, which
+they would rather possess.
+
+Performers on the stage are very naturally led to form an erroneous
+opinion on this subject. Many of the most captivating qualities they
+possess are seen at once. Physical beauty, elegance of manner, a noble
+air, a majestic carriage, a lovely figure, a bewitching smile, produce
+their effect instantaneously. No one needs to be told how quickly and
+powerfully they speak to the heart, how warmly they kindle the
+imagination. But that admiration is _personal_ to the artist; it does not
+extend to the piece, nor can it overcome its imperfections. It gives
+pleasure often of the very highest kind; but it is a pleasure very
+different from the true interest of dramatic representation, and cannot be
+relied on to sustain the interest of an audience for a long period. It is
+where these powers of the performer are exerted on a drama constructed on
+its true principles, that the full delight of the theatre is felt. No
+talents in the performer can sustain a faulty piece. We cannot sit three
+hours merely to admire the most beautiful and gifted actress that ever
+trod the boards. Mental sympathy, the rousing of the feelings, is
+required, and that is mainly the work of the poet.
+
+We are the more confirmed in the opinion that these are the true
+principles of dramatic composition, from observing how generally they are
+applicable to the historical novel; how clearly they are illustrated by
+the decided verdict of public opinion pronounced on the works of the most
+popular writers in that species of composition. The two novels of Sir
+Walter Scott that are most admired, are _Ivanhoe_ and _The Bride of
+Lammermoor_. Well, these romances have the interest concentrated within
+the narrowest limits. _The Bride of Lammermoor_ is a Greek drama in prose.
+It has its simplicity of story, unity of emotion, and terrible concluding
+catastrophe. _Lucia di Lammermoor_, performed with signal success in every
+opera of Europe, is a proof how easily it was dramatised. It is the _only
+one_ of Sir Walter's novels that, out of Scotland, where local feelings
+warp the judgment, has been durably successful on the stage. The principal
+events in _Ivanhoe_ are contracted within three days; the characters which
+interest are only two or three in number. Look at Cooper. The great secret
+of his success is the minuteness and fidelity of his painting, and the
+graphic power with which heart-stirring events occurring within a very
+short period are painted. In the most admired of all his novels, _The
+Deerslayer_, the whole scene is laid on the borders of a single lake, and
+the interest arises from the adventures of two girls on its watery bosom.
+Events in _The Pathfinder_, _The Last of the Mohicans_, and _The Prairie_,
+are nearly as concentrated in point of time and characters, though, as the
+story depends in each on the adventures of a party on a journey, a
+considerable transference of place is of course introduced. _The Promessi
+Sposi_ of Manzoni has acquired a European reputation, and every reader of
+it knows how entirely its interest is dependent on the unity of interest
+and extraordinary fidelity and skill with which, within narrow limits, the
+characters, events, and still life, are portrayed. It is the same in
+history. The success of Alison's _History of Europe_ has been mainly
+owing to the fortunate unity of the subject, and the dramatic character of
+the events which, within the space of twenty years, were thus crowded into
+the theatre of human affairs.
+
+In those romances again, and they are many, in which great latitude in the
+unities has been taken, it is very rarely that the skill of the artist has
+succeeded in preventing a painful break in the interest, or cessation in
+the sympathy, where any considerable transposition of place or overleaping
+of time occurs. It is very frequent in James's novels to see this done;
+but we believe he never yet had a reader in whom it did not excite a
+feeling of regret. When a chapter begins--"We must now transport the
+reader to a distant part of the country"--or "Many years after the events
+detailed in the last chapter had occurred, two persons met in an hostelry
+on the side of a forest," &c., we may rely upon it that, not only is the
+scene changed, but the interest, for the time at least, is lost. The
+pictures formed in the mind, the interest awakened in the events, the
+admiration felt for the characters, are alike at an end. The chain of
+sympathy is broken with the rupture of the continuity of events. The
+reader's mind sets out as it were on a new track, in which the sails must
+be spread, and the oars worked afresh. Everything must be done over again;
+fresh pictures conjured up in the mind, new interests awakened in the
+breast from the last starting-point. But it is seldom that such new
+interests can supply the want of those which have been lost, or that,
+where such a system is adopted, even a sustained sympathy can be
+maintained throughout. We do not say that the first love is exclusive of
+any other; but only that the interest is not to be transferred from one to
+the other, until a considerable time has elapsed, and no small pains have
+been taken. Several such dislocations of place, or violations of time,
+will prove fatal to a novel, though written with the utmost ability, and
+managed in other respects with the most consummate skill. Every reader of
+Mr James's romances, which in many respects possess high merits, must be
+sensible of the truth of this observation; and all the richness of
+colouring, and fidelity in drawing, in Sir L. Bulwer's splendid historical
+romance of _Rienzi_, cannot take away the painful impression produced by
+the long interval which elapses between the commencement of the story,
+where the characters first appear, its middle, where the real interest is
+developed, and its termination, where the catastrophe occurs.
+
+In the historical romance, however, such diffusion of the events over a
+long period, though extremely difficult to be managed in consistence with
+the preservation of interest in the story, is adverse to no principle;
+because it is the very object of that species of mingled truth and fiction
+to narrate a lengthened course of events as they affected the history of
+individual men; and the only unity to which the author is restricted by
+the principles of his art is the unity of interest. But the curious thing
+is, that in the Romantic drama this difficulty is voluntarily undertaken
+when no necessity exists for its introduction; nay, when the principles of
+the art, as evinced in the works of its greatest masters, forbid its
+adoption. What would the historian give to be able to dwell only on the
+brilliant episodes of his period--to be permitted to throw aside the long
+intervening years of monotony or prose, and dwell only on those where the
+poetry of existence is brought forth? On what scenes does the romance
+writer dwell with transport--where does he paint with force and minuteness
+but in those incidents, generally few and far between in his volumes,
+which form the fit subject of dramatic composition? The stage alone is
+relieved from the necessity of portraying the prosaic adjunct to poetic
+interest; the dramatist only is permitted to select the decisive
+crisis--the burning incident of life--and present it with all the
+additions of poetry, music, scenery, and personation. Strange that, when
+thus relieved of the fetters which so grievously restrain the other
+species of human narrative, he should voluntarily choose to wear them;
+that when at liberty to soar on the eagle's wing, he should gratuitously
+assume the camel's load.
+
+In truth, the adoption of the Romantic style in theatrical composition,
+and the tenacity with which, despite centuries of failure, it is still
+adhered to by dramatic poets, is mainly to be ascribed to a secret sense
+of inability to work up the simpler old drama of Greece with the requisite
+force and effect. Men distrust their own powers in awaking a continued
+interest for hours from one incident, or the portraying of a single
+catastrophe. They are fain to borrow the adventitious aid to be derived,
+as they think, from frequent changes of time and place. They rail at the
+drama of Athens, as many modern artists do at the paintings of Claude
+Lorraine, because they feel themselves unable to imitate them. They crowd
+their canvass with objects, from a secret sense of inability to finish any
+one with perfect force and fidelity. In that way they flatter themselves
+that the defects of their composition will be less strongly felt, and the
+audience will experience something like the enjoyment of foreign
+travelling without any great trouble on the part of their conductor, on
+the brilliant succession of pictures which is presented to their
+intellectual vision. They forget only one thing, but it generally proves
+fatal to their whole undertaking. Foreign travelling is delightful; but it
+is only so when sufficient time is allowed to see the objects properly,
+and take in the impression. Without this, it is little more than a
+grievous fatigue, relieved by one or two splendid but fleeting pictures
+painted on the mind. The drama being limited to a three hours'
+representation, must portray the events of years, if it attempts it, at
+railway speed. Thence it is, that no greater pleasure is in general felt
+from its representations than from seeing the tops of villages or the
+steeples of churches fleeting past when travelling fifty miles an hour on
+the Great Western. If we would really enjoy nature, we must stop short and
+sketch one of them, and then we shall feel pleasure indeed.
+
+It is a most grievous but unavoidable consequence of this original
+departure, as we deem it, from right principle in dramatic composition,
+that it leads by a natural and almost unavoidable transition to all the
+extravagances and meritricious aids, the presence of which has so long
+been felt as the chief disgrace of the British stage. As long as the
+unities of time and place are adhered to, the poet has no resource but in
+the forces of character, the pathos of incident, the beauty of language.
+If he does not succeed in these he is lost. But the moment that he feels
+himself at liberty to change the scene or time at pleasure, there is no
+end to the assistance which he will seek to derive from such adventitious
+support, how foreign soever to the real interest and true principles of
+his art. Frequent changes of scene, gorgeous pictures of buildings or
+scenery, brilliant exhibitions of stage effect, processions, battles,
+storming of castles, the clang of trumpets, the clashing of swords, the
+discharge of fire-arms, are all resorted to in order to save the trouble
+of thought, or conceal mediocrity of conception. It may be that such
+exhibitions are very attractive, that they draw full houses of children,
+or of men and women with the minds of children--no small portion of the
+human race. But no one will assert that they are the drama, any more than
+that name belonged to the exhibitions of lions or cameleopards in the
+Roman amphitheatre. But the Romantic drama, by the unbounded latitude in
+point of time, place, and incident, which it permits, opens the door to
+all these substitutes for genius which the great drama, by excluding them,
+kept carefully closed. Therefore it is that the corruption of taste has
+been much more rapid and irremediable in the countries by which it has
+been adopted, than in those in which the old landmarks were adhered to;
+and that in the latter the taste for extravagance in the public, and the
+degradation in the character of dramatic composition, has always been
+contemporary with the introduction of the Romantic style on the theatre.
+
+To see to what the Romantic style leads, we have only to look at the
+dramatic pieces founded on the favourite works of fiction which have
+recently appeared in England and France. Dramas in both countries have
+been formed on the stories of the most popular novels of Scott, Bulwer,
+Victor Hugo, Janin, and Eugene Sue. What success have they had? What sort
+of things are they? We pass over the horrors, the indecency, adulterous
+incest, and murders of the modern French drama, founded on the romances of
+three popular and imaginative novelists, and come to the dramas founded on
+our own great romance writers, against whom no such charges can be
+brought, and the original plots of which have been constructed with the
+utmost talent by the greatest master of prose fiction the world ever saw.
+What has been the fate of the dramas of _Ivanhoe_, _The Antiquary_, _Guy
+Mannering_, _Rob Roy_, or Sir Walter's other popular novels? With the
+exception of the lowest class of Scotch audiences, who roar on the
+representations of Dandie Dinmont, Bailie Nicol Jarvie, or the like, it
+may safely be affirmed that they have every where proved entire failures.
+The talent of a popular actress may for a time keep some of them up, as
+Miss Cushman has recently done with Meg Merrilies both in the London and
+provincial theatres; but left to themselves, they have every where sunk to
+the ground. The reason is evident. The story is so complicated, and leaps
+so from one thing to another, from a desire to skim over the whole novel,
+that except to those who have the original by heart, it is absolutely
+unintelligible.
+
+It is said that the sketch of a whole lifetime, or of many years, is
+essential to the true development of character, which it is the great end
+of the drama to exhibit, because it is by the varied events of so long a
+period that we are made acquainted with it in real life. Here again we
+join issue with our opponents, and do most confidently maintain that the
+Greek drama, which professes to paint the heart by the paroxysms of
+passion it undergoes in the crisis of its fate, is much more likely to do
+it faithfully and effectually than the Romantic, which portrays the events
+of a whole lifetime. When it is said the object of the drama is to paint
+the human heart, a distinction must be made. The heart may become known by
+ordinary life or moments of crisis, _by custom or passion_. The novelist,
+who portrays a whole life, may delineate it in the first way; but the
+dramatic poet, who is limited to a representation of three hours, must of
+necessity embrace the latter. But if the delineation of the heart by its
+expressions or sufferings in moments of passion, when it is laid bare by
+the vehemence of emotions, be the end in view, it must at once be evident
+that it is much more likely to be attained by vividly and minutely
+painting a single decisive crisis, with the acts and feelings to which it
+gives rise, than by presenting comparatively hurried and imperfect
+sketches of previous events, when the current of life ran comparatively
+smoothly. Every one knows how much the character of the French church and
+nobility rose during the sufferings of the Revolution; with truth was the
+instrument of their execution called the "holy guillotine," from the
+virtues previously unheard of which it brought to light. Could any
+dramatic sketch of their previous lives paint the inmost heart of these
+victims so well as one faithful portrait of their conduct in the supreme
+hour? Could the mingled greatness and meanness of Napoleon's character be
+so well portrayed, by a sketch of his life and impressive scenes from Lodi
+to St Helena, as by a graphic delineation of his conduct in the decisive
+crisis at Waterloo?
+
+It sounds well, no doubt, to say, as Macaulay does, that the Romantic
+drama exhibits all the plans of a man's life, from the ardour of generous
+youth to the coolness of experienced age. This may be done in history or
+romance; but it is impossible within the limits of a single
+representation. It is quite enough if, in so short a space, the stage can
+represent one momentous crisis with adequate power, and really paint the
+heart as laid bare by its occurrence. He who knows how difficult it is to
+do that in a single instance, will feel that the effect can only be
+weakened by repeated draughts upon the sympathy of the audience, from the
+effect of different events in the same piece. The attempt to do so
+scarcely ever fails to weaken the effect of the whole piece, by
+distracting the interest and confusing the idea of the spectators. If it
+succeeds, the result, like the repeated demands which Matthews made on
+our risible faculties, in general is to produce an effect directly the
+reverse of what was intended. The comedian, by trying too often to make us
+laugh, made us in the end more ready to cry; the tragedian, by trying too
+often to make us cry, succeeds generally only in making us laugh.
+
+But what, then, it is said, is to be made of Shakspeare, and how is his
+transcendent and universally acknowledged greatness, while setting the
+unities at defiance, to be reconciled with those principles? We accept the
+challenge; we take the case of the Earl of Avon, with his deathless fame,
+and maintain that his dramatic excellence not only affords no impeachment
+of what has now been advanced, but furnishes its most decisive
+confirmation.
+
+When it is commonly said that Shakspeare sets the unities at defiance, and
+assumed that his success has been owing to his disregarding them, the
+_fact_ is not correctly stated, and the _inference_ is not logically
+drawn. It is a mistake to say that the unities are always disregarded by
+the great English tragedian. In many of his most popular pieces, they are
+maintained nearly as strictly as they were by Sophocles; and we are aware
+of not one of his dramas which is still represented with undiminished
+effect on the stage, in which the principle of the unities may not
+distinctly be recognised, and the long-continued success is not to be
+traced to their observation.
+
+The Greeks, as every scholar knows, took great latitude with _time_ in
+their representations. The interval between one act and another, often
+even the time occupied by the chaunting of the chorus, frequently was made
+to cover a very considerable period, during which battles were fought, a
+duel or a conspiracy broke forth, an execution took place, and the most
+momentous events of the piece off the stage occurred. In place, it is
+true, they were strictly limited; the scene never changed, and all the
+incidents were introduced by bringing successive persons upon it. In this
+respect, it may be admitted, they carried their strictness too far.
+Probably it arose from the pieces being represented, for the most part, in
+the open air, under circumstances when the illusion produced by a change
+of scene, such as we witness at our theatres, was difficult, if not
+impossible, from the audience being, for the most part, above the actors,
+and the stage having no top. But to whatever cause it may have been owing,
+we hold the adherence to unity of place an unnecessary and prejudicial
+strictness in the Greek theatre. But a very slight deviation from it alone
+seems admissible; and the unity of action or emotion seems to be the very
+essence of this species of composition.
+
+The true principle appears to be, that the place should not change to a
+greater extent than the spectators _can conceive the actors to have gone
+over without inconvenience within the time embraced in the
+representation_. This time often extended with the Greeks to a half of, or
+even a whole day, and there seems nothing adverse to principle in such
+extension. Changes of scene, therefore, from one room in a palace to
+another; from one part of a town to another; or even from town to a
+chateau, garden, forest, or other place in its near vicinity, appear to be
+perfectly admissible, without any violation of true dramatic principle.
+The popular opera of the "Black Domino," to which the charming singing and
+acting of Madame Thillon have recently given such celebrity at the
+Haymarket, may be considered in this respect as a model of the unities
+taken in a reasonable sense. The time which elapses in the piece is a
+single night; the subject is the adventures which befel the heroine during
+that period; the scene changes, but only to the places in the same town to
+which she went during its continuance. There seems nothing inconsistent
+with the production of unity of interest in such a latitude. And with this
+inconsiderable expansion of the old Greek unities, it will be found that
+Shakspeare's greatest plays, and those which experience has found to be
+best adapted for the stage, have been constructed on the true principles.
+
+Take for example, _Romeo and Juliet_, and _As you Like it_; perhaps the
+tragedy and comedy of his composition which have most completely kept
+their hold of the stage. The unities are nearly as closely observed in
+both as in any drama of Sophocles. With the exception of a slight
+alteration of place and scene, every thing is concentrated. The interest
+and emotion, which is the great point, is maintained one and indivisible.
+With the exception of Romeo's banishment to Mantua, and the scene with the
+druggist there, which, after all, is but an episode, and took the hero
+only two hours' drive from Verona, the place is confined to different
+scenes in that town. The festive hall where the lovers first meet--the
+exquisite meeting on the balcony--Father Ambrose's cell--the room where
+Juliet coaxes the nurse--the garden where she parts from Romeo, when
+
+ "Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day
+ Stands tiptoe on the misty mountain's top--"
+
+the terrible scene where Juliet contemplates wakening in the tomb amidst
+her ancestors' bones--the mausoleum itself, where the catastrophe occurs,
+are all in the same town. The time supposed to elapse does not exceed
+twenty-four hours; not more than in the _Electra_ or _Iphigenia in Aulis_
+of Euripides. The interest, dependent entirely on the ardent love of
+Juliet, is as much undivided as in the _Antigone_ of Sophocles. And yet we
+are told Shakspeare succeeded by disregarding the unities.
+
+Again, in _As you Like it_, the same observation holds true. Whoever
+recollects the scenes of that delightful drama, must be sensible that it
+is, with the single exception of the scenes of the wrestlers in the first
+act, nothing but a Greek drama on the English stage. Menander or
+Aristophanes would have made one of the characters recount that scene,
+which is merely introductory, and introduced Rosalind and her companions
+for the first time in the Forest of Arden, where the real interest of the
+piece commences. A slight change of scene, indeed, occurs from one part of
+the forest to another, but it is so inconsiderable as in no degree to
+interfere with the unity of effect. The single interest awakened by
+Rosalind's secret love and playful archness of manner is kept up undivided
+throughout. So also in _The Tempest_, the unities in all the scenes which
+excite sympathy are as completely preserved as ever they were on the Greek
+stage; and the angelic innocence of Miranda stands forth in as striking
+and undivided relief as the devotion of Antigone to sisterly affection, or
+the self-immolation of Iphigenia to patriotic duty. We are well aware
+there are characters of a very different kind in that drama; but the
+interest is concentrated on those in which the unity is preserved. Look at
+_Othello_. In what play of Euripides is singleness of interest more
+completely preserved than in that noble tragedy? The haughty bearing,
+conscious pride, but ardent love of the Moor; the deep love of Desdemona,
+nourished, as we so often see in real life, by qualities in her the very
+reverse; the gradual growth of jealousy from her innocent sportiveness of
+manner, and the diabolical machinations of Iago; her murder, in a fit of
+jealousy, by her despairing husband, and his self-sacrifice when the veil
+was drawn from his eyes,--are all brought forward, if not with the literal
+strictness of the Greek drama, at least with as much regard to unity of
+time, place, and action, as is required by its principles.
+
+We are well aware that there are many other dramas, and those, perhaps,
+not less popular, of Shakspeare, in which unity of time and place is
+entirely set at defiance, and in which the piece ends at the distance of
+hundreds of miles, sometimes after the lapse of years, from the point
+whence it commenced. _Macbeth_, _Julius Cæsar_, _Richard III._, _Henry
+V._, _Hamlet_, and many others, are examples of this deviation from former
+principle, and it is to the universal admiration which they excite that
+the national partiality for the Romantic drama is to be ascribed. But in
+all these instances it will be found--and the observation is a most
+material one--that the real interest is nearly as much centralised as it
+was in the Greek stage, and that it is on the extraordinary fascination
+which a few scenes, or _the incidents grouped round a single event_,
+possess, that the success of the piece depends. The historical tragedies
+read well, just as a historical romance does, and from the same cause,
+that they are looked on, not as dramas, but as brilliant passages of
+history. But this has proved unable to support them on the theatre. One by
+one they have gradually dropped away from the stage. Some are occasionally
+revived, from time to time, in order to display the power of a particular
+actor or actress, but never with any lasting success. Those plays of
+Shakspeare which alone retain their hold of the theatre, are either those,
+such as _Romeo and Juliet_, or _As you Like it_, in which the unities are
+substantially observed, or in which the resplendent brilliancy of a few
+characters or scenes, within very narrow limits, fixes the attention of
+the audience so completely as to render comparatively harmless, because
+unfelt, the distraction produced by the intermixture of farce in the
+subordinate persons, or the violations of time and place in the structure
+of the piece. But it is not to every man that the pencil of the Bard of
+Avon,
+
+ "Dipp'd in the orient hues of heaven,"
+
+is given; and the subsequent failure of the Romantic drama, in this and
+every other country, is mainly to be ascribed to succeeding writers not
+having possessed his power of fixing, by the splendid colours of genius,
+the attention of the spectators on a particular part of the piece.
+Shakspeare disregards the unities in form; but his burning imagination
+restores their operations in substance.
+
+Take for example the most popular of the really Romantic dramas, _Macbeth_
+and _Hamlet_. No one need be told how the unities are violated in the
+first of these pieces: that it begins on a heath in Morayshire, where the
+witches appear to the victorious Thane; that the murder of the King takes
+place in the Castle of Inverness; that the usurper is slain by Macduff in
+front of Dunsinnane Castle near the Tay. But none can either have read the
+play, or seen it acted, without feeling that the real interest lies in the
+events which occurred, and the ambitious feelings which were awakened in
+Macbeth and his wife, when temptation was put in their way within their
+own halls. Sophocles would have laid the scene there, and made one of the
+characters narrate in the outset the appearance of the witches on the
+heath, and brought Macduff to the gates of Macbeth's castle shortly after
+the murder of Duncan to avenge his death. Shakspeare has not done this;
+but he has painted the scenes in the interior of the castle, before and
+after the murder, with such force and effect, that the mind is as much
+riveted by them, as if no previous or subsequent deviation from the
+unities had been introduced. _Hamlet_ begins in a strain of unparalleled
+interest; had the last four acts proceeded in the same sublime style as
+the first, and the filial duty devolved by the ghost on his son of
+avenging his murder been discharged as rapidly as it should have been, and
+as the feelings of the audience lead them to desire, it would have been
+perhaps the most powerful tragedy in the world. Had Shakspeare proceeded
+on the principles of the Greek drama, he would have done this, and
+produced a drama as universally admired as the _Agamemnon_ of Æschylus.
+But every one feels that the interest is weakened and wellnigh lost as the
+play proceeds; new characters are introduced, the burlesque succeeds the
+sublime, the original design is forgotten; and when the spectre appears a
+second time "to whet your almost blunted purpose," his appearance is felt
+to be as necessary to revive the decaying interest of the piece, as to
+resuscitate the all but forgotten fervour of the Prince of Denmark.
+
+We feel that we have committed high treason in the estimation of a large
+part of our readers, by contesting the justice of the principles on which
+Shakspeare proceeded in the construction of many of his dramas; and we
+know that the opinions advanced are adverse to those of many, whose genius
+and professional success entitle their judgment on this subject to the
+very highest respect. But yet the weight of authority, if that is to be
+appealed to, is decidedly in favour of the principles of the Greek being
+the true ones of the drama. From the days of Aristotle to those of
+Addison, the greatest critics have concurred in this opinion; and he is a
+bold innovater on this subject who sets at nought the precepts of Horace
+and Quintilian, forgets the example of Sophocles and Schiller, of
+Euripides and Alfieri, of Corneille and Metastasio, and disregards the
+decided judgment of Pope[7] and Byron. The opinion of the latter poet was
+peculiarly strong in favour of the unities, and was repeatedly expressed
+in his correspondence preserved in Moore's Life; although his own noble
+dramas, being avowedly constructed with no view to representation, but as
+a vehicle for powerful declamation or impassioned poetry, often exhibit,
+especially in _Manfred_, the most glaring violations of them. Johnson
+confessed that the weight of authority in favour of the Greek rules was so
+great, that it required no small courage to attempt even to withstand it.
+But it is not by authority that this, or any other question of taste, is
+to be decided. The true test of the correctness of opinion on such matters
+is to be found in experience, and the inward feelings of persons of
+cultivated minds and enlarged observation. And in the preceding remarks we
+have only extended to the drama, principles familiar to artists in every
+other department of human imagination, and generally admitted in them, at
+least, to be correct; and appealed, we trust not in vain, to the
+experience gained, and the lessons learned, by those who have cultivated
+the sister arts in those times with the greatest success.
+
+
+
+
+THE MINSTREL'S CURSE.
+
+FROM UHLAND. BY A. LODGE.
+
+
+ A castle of the olden time, o'er subject regions wide,
+ Throned on its rocky height afar looked forth in feudal pride;
+ And fragrant gardens decked the plain, where lakes, with crystal sheen,
+ Mirrored the pleasant sylvan glades and lawns of living green.
+
+ Here dwelt, of jealous fears the prey, in pomp of moody state,
+ A King, by realms and cities fair, and conquest's laurels great;
+ His glance bespoke the tyrant soul to pity ne'er subdued;
+ His words were chains and torments--his characters were blood!
+
+ Once to these lordly towers at eve approached a tuneful pair,
+ Of reverend silvery tresses one, and one with golden hair;
+ The old man on a palfrey sate--his harp, the Minstrel's pride,
+ He bore--his comrade, young and blithe, tripped lightly at his side.
+
+ Thus to the youth the old man spoke--"My son, it boots to-day,
+ To try our deepest melodies, our most impassioned lay;
+ With cunning'st art essay the notes of blended joy and pain;
+ Perchance this royal heart may own the magic of the strain."
+
+ Soon in the pillared regal hall, amid the courtly throng
+ Of belted knights and beauteous dames, they range the sons of song:--
+ The King, in fearful majesty, recalled the meteor's blaze;
+ His spouse, with beaming loveliness, the moonlight's gentle rays.
+
+ The old man swept the chords--and quick, responsive to the tone,
+ Through all the train each heart confessed the spell of power unknown;
+ And when a clear angelic voice chimed in with youthful fire,
+ 'Twas like the unseen minstrelsy of some ethereal quire!
+
+ They sang of Love's delightful spring--of the old golden time;
+ Of knightly leal, and maiden's truth, and chivalry sublime;
+ Of each high thought that stirs the soul informed with heavenly flame;
+ Of man's exalted destinies--of freedom, worth, and fame!
+
+ They paused:--in rapt attention hushed, the crowd had clustered near;
+ The courtier smoothed the lip of scorn, the warrior dropped a tear;
+ The Queen, with trembling extasy, took from her breast a rose;
+ And see! at the young Minstrel's feet the guerdon flower she throws.
+
+ "Ha!" shrieked the King--"my lieges first, with your detested lays,
+ Ye have seduced--and now my Queen their witchery betrays;
+ Die, tuneful minion!"--at the youth he hurled the gleaming sword,
+ And from the fount of golden strains the crimson tide was poured.
+
+ While scared, as by the lightning's flash, all stood in mute dismay,
+ The boy on his loved master's breast had breathed his soul away:--
+ The old man round the bleeding form his mantle wrapped with speed;
+ Raised the dear victim in his arms, and bound him on his steed.
+
+ The portals passed, he stood awhile, and gazed with tearful eyes--
+ And grasped his harp--the master harp--of thousand harps the prize:
+ Then frantic on a column's base he dashed the useless lyre,
+ And thus the curse of Poesy spoke with a prophet's fire!
+
+ "Woe! Woe! proud towers--dire House of blood! thy guilty courts among,
+ Ne'er may the chords of harmony be waked--the voice of song;
+ The tread of silent slaves alone shall echo mid the gloom,
+ Till Ruin waits, and hovering fiends of vengeance shriek thy doom!
+
+ "Woe! Woe! ye blooming gardens fair--decked in the pride of May,
+ Behold this flower untimely cropped--look--and no more be gay!
+ The sight should wither every leaf--make all your fountains dry,
+ And bid the bright enchantment round in wasteful horror lie!
+
+ "And thou, fell Tyrant, curst for aye of all the tuneful train--
+ May blighted bays, and bitter scorn, mock thy inglorious reign!
+ Perish thy hated name with thee--from songs and annals fade--
+ Thy race--thy power--thy very crimes--lost in oblivion's shade!"
+
+ The aged Bard has spoken--and Heaven has heard the prayer;
+ The haughty towers are crumbling low--no regal dome is there!
+ A single column soars on high, to tell of splendours past--
+ And see! _'tis cracked--it nods the head_--this hour may be it's last!
+
+ Where once the fairy garden smiled, a mournful desert lies--
+ No rills refresh the barren sand--no graceful stems arise--
+ From storied page, and legend strain, this King has vanished long;
+ His race is dead--his power forgot:--such is the might of song!
+
+
+
+
+THE MINE, THE FOREST, AND THE CORDILLERA.[8]
+
+
+The silver mines of Potosi, the virgin forests, and mighty cordilleras of
+South America, are words familiar and full of interest to European ears.
+Countless riches, prodigious vegetable luxuriance, stupendous grandeur,
+are the associations they suggest. With these should be coupled ideas of
+cruelty, desolation, and disease, of human suffering and degradation
+pushed to their utmost limit, of opportunities neglected, and advantages
+misused. Not a bar of silver, or a healing drug, or an Alpaca fleece,
+shipped from Peruvian ports to supply another hemisphere with luxuries and
+comforts, but is the price of an incalculable amount of misery, and even
+of blood--the blood of a race once noble and powerful, now wretched and
+depraved by the agency of those whose duty and in whose power it was to
+civilize and improve them. The corrupt policy of Spanish rulers, the
+baneful example of Spanish colonists and their descendants, have gone far
+towards the depopulation and utter ruin of the richest of South American
+countries. How imprudent and suicidal has been the course adopted, will
+presently be made apparent. Those who desire evidence in support of our
+assertion, need but follow Dr Tschudi, as we now propose doing, into the
+mining, mountainous, and forest districts of Peru.
+
+Difficult and dangerous as a journey through the maritime provinces of
+Peru undeniably is, it is mere railroad travelling when compared with an
+expedition into the interior of the country. In the former case, the land
+is level, and the sun, the sand, and the highwayman, are the only perils
+to be encountered or evaded. But a ramble in the mountains is a succession
+of hairbreadth escapes, a deliberate confronting of constantly recurring
+dangers, to which even the natives unwillingly expose themselves, and
+frequently fall victims. The avalanches, precipices, gaping ravines,
+slippery glaciers, and violent storms common to all Alpine regions, are
+here complicated by other risks peculiar to the South American mountains.
+Heavy rains, lasting for weeks together, falls of snow that in a few
+moments obliterate all trace of a path, treacherous swamps, strange and
+loathsome maladies, and even blindness, combine to deter the traveller
+from his dangerous undertaking. All these did Dr Tschudi brave, and from
+them all, after the endurance of great hardship and suffering, he was
+fortunate enough to escape.
+
+At a very short distance from Lima, the traveller, proceeding eastward,
+gets a foretaste of the difficulties and inconveniences in reserve for
+him. Whilst riding, through the vale of Surco, or through some other of
+the valleys leading from the coast to the mountains, he perceives a
+fountain by the road side, and pauses to refresh his tired mule. Scarcely
+is his intention manifest, when he is startled by a cry from his guide, or
+from a passing Indian--"_Cuidado! Es agua de verruga!_" In these valleys
+reigns a terrible disease called the _verrugas_, attributed by the natives
+to the water of certain springs, and for which all Dr Tschudi's
+investigations were insufficient to discover another cause. Fever, pains
+in the bones, and loss of blood from cutaneous eruptions, are the leading
+symptoms of this malady, which is frequently of long duration, and
+sometimes terminates fatally. It seizes the Indians and lighter castes in
+preference to the white men and negroes, and no specific has yet been
+discovered for its cure. Mules and horses are also subject to its attacks.
+In no country, it would appear from Dr Tschudi's evidence, are there so
+many strange and unaccountable maladies as in Peru. Nearly every valley
+has its peculiar disease, extending over a district of a few square miles,
+and unknown beyond its limits. To most of them it has hitherto been
+impossible to assign a cause. Their origin must probably be sought in
+certain vegetable influences, or in those of the vast variety of minerals
+which the soil of Peru contains.
+
+In the mountains, the shoeing of mules and horses is frequently a matter
+of much difficulty; and it is advisable for the traveller to acquire the
+art, and furnish himself with needful implements, before leaving the more
+civilized part of the country. Farriers are only to be found in the large
+Indian villages, and it is common to ride fifty or sixty leagues without
+meeting with one. In the village of San Geronimo de Surco, the innkeeper
+is the only blacksmith, and Dr Tschudi, whose horse had cast a shoe, was
+compelled to pay half a gold ounce (upwards of thirty shillings) to have
+it replaced. This was one half less than the sum at first demanded by the
+exorbitant son of Vulcan, who doubtless remembered the old Spanish
+proverb, "for a nail is lost a shoe, for a shoe the horse, for the horse
+the horseman."[9] The doctor took the hint, and some lessons in shoeing,
+which afterwards stood him in good stead. It is a common practice in Peru,
+on the sandy coast, and where the roads permit it, to ride a horse or mule
+unshod for the first four or five days of a journey. Then shoes are put on
+the fore feet, and a few days later on the hinder ones. This is thought to
+give new strength to the animals, and to enable them to hold out longer.
+On the mountain tracks, the wear and tear of iron must be prodigious, as
+may be judged from the following description of three leagues of road
+between Viso and San Mateo, by no means the worst bit met with by our
+traveller.
+
+"The valley frequently becomes a mere narrow split in the mountains,
+enclosed between walls of rock a thousand feet high. These enormous
+precipices are either perpendicular, or their summits incline inwards,
+forming a vast arch; along their base, washed by the foaming waters of the
+river, or higher up, along their side, winds the narrow and dangerous
+path. In some places they recede a little from the perpendicular, and
+their abrupt slopes are sprinkled with stones and fragments of rock, which
+every now and then, loosened by rain, detach themselves and roll down into
+the valley. The path is heaped with these fragments, which give way under
+the tread of the heavily laden mules, and afford them scanty foothold.
+From time to time, enormous blocks thunder down the precipice, and bury
+themselves in the waters beneath. I associate a painful recollection with
+the road from Viso to San Mateo. It was there that a mass of stone struck
+one of my mules, and precipitated it into the river. My most important
+instruments and travelling necessaries, a portion of my collections and
+papers, and--an irreparable loss--a diary carefully and conscientiously
+kept during a period of fourteen months, became the prey of the waters.
+Two days later the mule was washed ashore; but its load was irrecoverably
+lost. Each year numerous beasts of burden, and many travellers, perish
+upon this dangerous road. Cavalry on the march are particularly apt to
+suffer, and often a slip of the horse's foot, or a hasty movement of the
+rider, suffices to consign both to the yawning chasm by their side. At the
+inn at Viso I met an officer, who had just come from the mountains,
+bringing his two sons with him. He had taken the youngest before him; the
+other, a boy of ten years of age, rode upon the mule's crupper. Half a
+league from Viso, a large stone came plunging down from the mountain,
+struck the eldest lad, and dashed him into the stream."
+
+Although frequently ill-treated by the Creoles, and especially by the
+officers, the Indians in most parts of Peru show ready hospitality and
+good-will to the solitary traveller. Those in the neighborhood of San
+Mateo are an exception; they are distrustful, rough, and disobliging. When
+a traveller enters the village, he is instantly waited upon by the alcalde
+and regidores, who demand his passport. Has he none, he risks
+ill-treatment, and being put upon a jackass and carried off to the
+nearest prefect. Luckily the ignorance of the village authorities renders
+them easy to deal with; it is rare that they can read. On one occasion,
+when Dr Tschudi's passport was demanded, the only printed paper in his
+pocket was an old playbill, that of the last opera he had attended before
+his departure from Lima, and which he had taken with him as wadding for
+his gun. He handed it to the Indian regidor, who gravely unfolded it,
+stared hard at the words Lucia di Lammermoor, and returned it with the
+remark, that the passport was perfectly in order.
+
+Any thing more wretched in their accommodations than the _tambos_ or
+village inns, can scarcely be imagined. So bad are they, that the
+traveller is sometimes driven to pass the night in the snow rather than
+accept of their shelter, and at the same time submit to the nuisances with
+which they abound. One of these villanous hostelries, in which Dr Tschudi
+several times attempted to sleep, is described by him with a minuteness
+that will rather startle the squeamish amongst his readers. Vermin every
+where, on the floor and walls, in the clothes of the Indian hag
+officiating as hostess, even in the caldron in which a vile mixture of
+potatoe water and Spanish pepper is prepared for supper. For sole bed
+there is the damp earth, upon which hosts, children, and travellers
+stretch themselves. Each person is accommodated with a sheepskin, and over
+the whole company is spread an enormous woollen blanket. But woe to the
+inexperienced traveller who avails himself of the coverings thus
+bountifully furnished, swarming as they are with inhabitants from whose
+assaults escape is impossible. Even if he creeps into a corner, and makes
+himself a bed with his saddle-cloths, he is not secure. Add to these
+comforts a stifling smoke, and other nauseous exhalations, and the gambols
+of innumerable guinea-pigs, common as mice in many parts of Peru, who
+caper the night through over the faces and bodies of the sleepers, and the
+picture of a South American mountain inn will be as complete as it is
+uninviting. But these annoyances, great though they be, are very trifles
+compared to the more serious evils awaiting the traveller in the higher
+regions of the Cordilleras. At about 12,600 feet above the level of the
+sea, the effects of the rarefaction of the atmosphere begin to be sensibly
+and painfully felt. The natives, unacquainted with the real cause of the
+malady thus occasioned, and which by them is called _puna_, by the Spanish
+Creoles _veta_ or _mareo_, attribute it to the exhalations of metals,
+especially of antimony. Horses, not bred in the mountains, suffer greatly
+from the _veta_, and frequently fall down helpless. The arrieros adopt
+various cruel means for their revival, such as cutting off their ears and
+tail, and slitting up their nostrils, the latter being probably the only
+useful remedy, as it allows the animal to inhale a large volume of air. To
+preserve them from the _veta_, chopped garlic is put into their nostrils.
+With human beings, this state of the atmosphere causes the blood to gush
+from the eyes, nose, and lips, and occasions faintings, blood-spittings,
+vomitings, and other unpleasant and dangerous symptoms. The sensation
+somewhat resembles that of sea-sickness, whence the Spanish name of
+_mareo_. The malady, in its most violent form, sometimes causes death from
+excessive loss of blood. Of this, Dr Tschudi saw instances. Much depends
+on the general health and constitution of the persons attacked. The action
+of the _veta_ is very capricious. Some persons do not experience it on a
+first visit to the mountains, but suffer on subsequent ones. Another
+singular circumstance is, that it is much more violent in some places than
+in others of a greater altitude. This affords ground for a supposition,
+that other causes, besides the diminished pressure of the atmosphere,
+concur to occasion it. These as yet remain unknown. The districts in which
+the _veta_ is felt with the greatest intensity, are for the most part very
+metallic, and this has given rise to the Indian theory of its cause.
+
+Another terrible scourge to the traveller in the Cordilleras is the
+_surumpe_, a violent inflammation of the eye, brought on by the sudden
+reflection of the sun from the snow. In those mountains the eyes are kept
+continually in an irritated state by the rarefied air and cutting winds,
+and are consequently unusually susceptible. Often the heavens become
+suddenly overcast, and in a few minutes the yellowish-green waste is one
+sheet of snow. Then out bursts the sun with overpowering splendour, a
+sharp burning pain is instantly felt in the eyes, and speedily increases
+to an unbearable extent. The eyes become red, the lids swell and bleed. So
+violent is the agony as to cause despair and delirium. Dr Tschudi compares
+it to the sensation occasioned by rubbing Spanish pepper or gunpowder into
+the eyes. Chronic inflammation, even total blindness, is the frequent
+consequence of the _surumpe_ in its most intense form. In the Cordilleras
+it is no unusual thing to find Indians sitting by the wayside, shrieking
+from pain, and unable to continue their journey. The Creoles, when they
+visit the mountains, protect themselves with green spectacles and veils.
+
+During five months of the year, from November till March, storms are of
+almost daily occurrence in the Cordilleras. They commence with remarkable
+punctuality between two and three in the afternoon, and continue till five
+or half-past; later than this, or in the night, a storm was never known to
+occur. They are accompanied by falls of snow, which last till after
+midnight. The morning sun dispels the cold mist that hangs about the
+mountain peaks, and in a few hours the snow is melted. "On the raging
+ocean," says Dr Tschudi, "and in the dark depths of the aboriginal
+forests, I have witnessed terrific storms, whose horrors were increased by
+surrounding gloom and imminent danger, but never did I feel anxiety and
+alarm as in Antaichahua, (a district of the Cordilleras celebrated for
+storms.) For hours together flash followed flash in uninterrupted
+succession, painting blood-red cataracts upon the naked precipices; the
+thunder crashed, the zigzag lightning ran along the ground, leaving long
+furrows in the scorched grass. The atmosphere quivered with the continuous
+roll of thunder, repeated a thousand-fold by the mountain echoes. The
+traveller, overtaken by these terrific tempests, leaves his trembling
+horse, and seeks shelter and refuge beneath some impending rock."
+
+The hanging bridges and _huaros_ are not to be forgotten in enumerating
+the perils of Peruvian travelling. The former are composed of four thick
+ropes of cow-hide, connected by a weft of cords of the same material, and
+overlaid with branches, straw, and agair roots. The ropes are fastened to
+posts on either side of the river; a couple of cords, two or three feet
+higher than the bridge, serve for balustrades; and over this unsteady
+causeway, which swings like a hammock, the traveller has to pass, leading
+his reluctant mule. The passage of rivers by _huaros_ is much worse, and
+altogether a most unpleasant operation. It can be effected only where the
+banks are high and precipitous. A single strong rope extends from one
+shore to the other, with a wooden machine, in form of a yoke, slung upon
+it. To this yoke the traveller is tied, and is then drawn over by means of
+a second cord. In case of the main rope breaking, the passenger by the
+yoke is inevitably drowned. When rivers are traversed in this manner, the
+mules and horses are driven into the water, and compelled to swim across.
+
+But a further detail of the dangers and difficulties of travel in Peru
+would leave us little space to enumerate its interesting results.
+Supposing the reader, therefore, to have safely accomplished his journey
+through the solitary ravines, and over the chilly summits of the
+Cordilleras, we transport him at once to the Cerro de Pasco, famed for the
+wealth of its silver mines. In a region of snow and ice, at an elevation
+of 13,673 feet above the sea, he suddenly comes in sight of a large and
+populous city, built in a hollow, and surrounded on all sides by lakes and
+swamps. On the margin of eternal snows, in the wildest district of Peru,
+and in defiance of the asperities of climate, Mammon has assembled a host
+of worshippers to dig and delve in the richest of his storehouses.
+
+Some two hundred and fifteen years ago, according to the legend, a small
+pampa that lies south-east from Lake Lauricocha, the mother of the mighty
+river Amazon, an Indian, Hauri Capcha by name, tended his master's sheep.
+Having wandered one day to an unusual distance from his hut, he sought
+shelter from the cold under a rock, and lighted a large fire. The
+following morning he saw to his astonishment that the stone beneath the
+ashes had melted and become pure silver. He joyfully informed his
+employer, a Spaniard of the name of Ugarte, of this singular circumstance.
+Ugarte hastened to the place, and found that his shepherd had lit upon a
+vein of silver ore of extraordinary richness, of which he at once took
+possession, and worked it with great success. This same mine is still
+worked, and is known as _la Descubridora_, the discoverer. Presently a
+number of persons came from the village of Pasco, two leagues distant, and
+sought and discovered new veins. The great richness of the ore and the
+increase of employment soon drew crowds to the place--some to work, others
+to supply the miners with the necessaries of life; and thus, in a very
+brief time, there sprung up a town of eighteen thousand inhabitants.
+
+The ground whereon Cerro de Pasco is built is a perfect network of silver
+veins, to get at which the earth has been opened in every direction. Many
+of the inhabitants work the mines in their own cellars; but this, of
+course, is on a small scale, and there are not more than five hundred
+openings meriting, by reason of their depth and importance, the name of
+shafts. All, however, whether deep or shallow, are worked in a very
+senseless, disorderly, and imprudent manner--the sole object of their
+owners being to obtain, at the least possible expense, and in the shortest
+possible time, the utmost amount of ore. Nobody ever thinks of arching or
+walling the interior of the excavations, and consequently the shafts and
+galleries frequently fall in, burying under their ruins the unfortunate
+Indian miners. Not a year passes without terrible catastrophes of this
+kind. In the mine of Matagente, (literally, Kill-people,) now entirely
+destroyed, three hundred labourers lost their lives by accident. For
+incurring these terrible risks, and for a species of labour of all others
+the most painful and wearisome, the Indians are wretchedly paid, and their
+scanty earnings are diminished by the iniquitous truck system which is in
+full operation in the mines as well as in the plantations of Peru. The
+miner who, at the week's end, has a dollar to receive, esteems himself
+fortunate, and forthwith proceeds to spend it in brandy. The mining
+Indians are the most depraved and degraded of their race. When a mine is
+in _boya_, as it is called, that is to say, at periods when it yields
+uncommonly rich metal, more labourers are required, and temporarily taken
+on. When this occurs in several mines at one time, the population of Cerro
+de Pasco sometimes doubles and trebles itself. During the boyas, the
+miners are paid by a small share in the daily produce of their labours.
+They sometimes succeed in improving their shares by stealing the ore, but
+this is very difficult, so narrowly are they searched when they leave the
+mine. One man told Dr Tschudi how he had managed to appropriate the
+richest piece of ore he ever saw. He tied it on his back, and pretended to
+be so desperately ill, that the corporal allowed him to leave the mine.
+Wrapped in his poncho, he was carried past the inspectors by two
+confederates, and the treasure was put in safety. Formerly when a mine
+yielded polvorilla, a black ore in the form of powder, but of great
+richness, the miners stripped themselves naked, wetted their whole body,
+and then rolled in this silver dust, which stuck to them. Released from
+the mine they washed off the crust, and sold it for several dollars. This
+device, however, was detected, and, for several years past, the departing
+miners are compelled to strip for inspection.
+
+Like the extraction of the ore, the purification of the silver from the
+dross is conducted in the rudest and most primitive manner. The
+consequence is an immense consumption of quicksilver. On each mark of
+silver, worth in Lima eight and a-half dollars, or about thirty shillings,
+it is estimated that half a pound of quicksilver is expended. The
+quicksilver comes chiefly from Spain--very little from Idria--in iron jars
+containing seventy-five pounds weight. The price of one of these jars
+varies from sixty to one hundred dollars, but is sometimes as high as one
+hundred and forty dollars. Both the amalgamation and separation of the
+metals are so badly managed, as to occasion a terrible amount of mercurial
+disease amongst the Indians employed in the process. From the
+refining-houses the silver is, or ought to be, sent to Callana, the
+government melting-house, there to be cast into bars of a hundred pounds
+weight, each of which is stamped and charged with imposts to the amount of
+about forty-four dollars. But a vast deal of the metal is smuggled to the
+coast and shipped for Europe without ever visiting the Callana. Hence it
+is scarcely possible to estimate the quantity annually produced. The
+amount registered is from two to three hundred thousand marks--rarely over
+the latter sum.
+
+Residence in the Cerro de Pasco is highly disagreeable. The climate is
+execrable; cold and stormy, with heavy rains and violent falls of snow.
+Nothing less than the _auri sacra fames_ could have induced such a
+congregation of human beings, from all nations and corners of the globe,
+in so inhospitable a latitude. The new-comer with difficulty accustoms
+himself to the severity of the weather, and to the perpetual hammering
+going on under his feet, and at night under his very bed, for the mines
+are worked without cessation. Luckily earthquakes are rare in that region.
+A heavy shock would bury the whole town in the bosom of the earth.
+
+Silver being the only produce of the soil, living is very dear in the
+Cerro. All the necessaries of life have to be brought from a great
+distance; and this, combined with the greediness of the vendors, and the
+abundance of money, causes enormous prices to be demanded and obtained.
+House-rent is exorbitantly high; the keep of a horse often costs, owing to
+the want of forage, from two to three dollars a-day. Here, as at Lima, the
+coffee and eating-houses are kept by Italians, principally Genoese. The
+population of the town is the most motley imaginable; scarcely a country
+in the world but has its representatives. Of the upper classes the darling
+vice is gambling, carried to an almost unparalleled extent. From earliest
+morning cards and dice are in full activity: the mine proprietor leaves
+his counting-house and silver carts, the trader abandons his shop, to
+indulge for a couple of hours in his favourite amusement; and, when the
+evening comes, play is universal in all the best houses of the town. The
+mayordomos, or superintendents of the mines, sit down to the gaming-table
+at nightfall, and only leave it when at daybreak the bell summons them to
+the shaft. Often do they gamble away their share in a boya long before
+signs of one are apparent. Amongst the Indians, drunkenness is the chief
+failing. When primed by spirits, they become quarrelsome; and scarcely a
+Sunday or holiday passes without savage fights between the workmen of
+different mines. Severe wounds, and even deaths, are the consequences of
+these encounters, in which the authorities never dream of interfering.
+When, owing to the richness of a boya, the Indian finds himself possessed
+of an unusual number of dollars, he squanders then in the most ridiculous
+manner, like a drunken sailor with a year's pay in his pocket. Dr Tschudi
+saw one fellow buy a Spanish cloak for ninety-two dollars. Draping it
+round him, he proceeded to the next town, got drunk, rolled himself in the
+gutter, and then threw away the cloak because it was torn and dirty. A
+watchmaker told the doctor that once an Indian came to him to buy a gold
+watch. He handed him one, with the remark that the price was twelve gold
+ounces, (two hundred and four dollars,) and that it would probably be too
+dear for him. The Indian took the watch, paid for it, and then dashing it
+upon the ground, walked away, saying that the thing was no use to him.
+
+Besides the mines of Cerro de Pasco, Dr Tschudi gives us details of many
+others situate in various parts of Peru. The Salcedo mine, in the province
+of Puno, is celebrated for the tragical end of its discoverer. Don José
+Salcedo, a poor Spaniard, was in love with an Indian girl, whose mother
+promised to show him a silver vein of uncommon richness if he would marry
+her daughter. He did so, and worked the vein with great success. After a
+time the fame of his wealth roused the envy of the Conde de Lemos, then
+viceroy of Peru. By his generosity and benevolence Salcedo had made
+himself very popular with the Indians, and this served the viceroy as a
+pretext to accuse him of high treason, on the ground of his stirring up
+the population against the Spanish government. Salcedo was imprisoned, and
+sentenced to death. Whilst in his dungeon he besought Count Lemos to send
+the papers relating to his trial to the supreme tribunal at Madrid, and to
+allow him to make an appeal to the king's mercy. If this request were
+granted, he promised to pay a daily tribute of a bar of silver, from the
+time of the ship's sailing from Callao to that of its return. In those
+days the voyage from Callao to Spain and back occupied from twelve to
+sixteen months. This may give an idea of the wealth of Salcedo and his
+mine. The viceroy refused the condition, hung up Salcedo, (in May 1669,)
+and set out for the mines. But his injustice and cruelty were doomed to
+disappointment. Whilst Salcedo prepared for death, his mother-in-law and
+her friends and relations betook themselves to the mine, destroyed the
+works, filled it with water, and closed the entrance so skilfully that it
+was impossible to discover it. They then dispersed in various directions,
+and neither promises nor tortures could induce those who were afterwards
+captured, to reveal the position of the mine. To this day it remains
+undiscovered.
+
+Another example of the exceeding richness of Peruvian mines is to be found
+in that of San José, in the department of Huancavelica. Its owner asked
+the viceroy Castro, whose friend he was, to stand godfather to his first
+child. The viceroy was prevented from going himself, but sent his wife as
+a proxy. To do her honour, the proprietor of San José caused a triple row
+of silver bars to be placed along the whole of the distance, and it was no
+short one, between his house and the church. Over this costly causeway the
+vice-queen Castro accompanied the child to its baptism. On her departure
+her magnificent Amphitryon made her a present of the silver road as a mark
+of gratitude for the honour she had done him. Since then, the mines and
+the province have borne the name of Castrovireyna. Most of the former are
+now no longer worked. In the richest of them, owing to the careless mode
+of mining, one hundred and twenty-two workmen were buried alive at one
+time. Since then, no Indian can be prevailed upon to enter it.
+
+The Indians have not been slow to discover how little advantage they
+derive from the mining system, procuring them, as it does, small pay for
+severe labour. Hence, although acquainted for centuries past with
+innumerable rich veins of ore, the knowledge of which has been handed down
+from father to son, they obstinately persist in keeping them secret. All
+endeavours to shake this determination have hitherto been fruitless; even
+the rarely failing argument of brandy in these cases loses its power. The
+existence of the treasures has been ascertained beyond a doubt; but there
+is not a shadow of hope that the stubborn reserved Indian will ever reveal
+their locality to the greedy Creole and detested Metis. Numerous and
+romantic are the tales told of this determined concealment, and of the
+prudence and watchfulness of the Indians. "In the great village of
+Huancayo," says Dr Tschudi, "there lived, a few years ago, two brothers,
+José and Pedro Iriarte, who ranked amongst the most influential of
+Peruvian miners. They knew that in the neighbouring hills veins of almost
+virgin silver existed, and, with a view to their discovery, they
+dispatched a young man to a village near which they suspected them to be
+situate. The emissary took up his dwelling in the hut of a shepherd, with
+whose daughter, after a few months' residence, he established an intrigue.
+At last the young girl promised to show him a rich mine. On a certain day,
+when she drove her sheep to the pasture, he was to follow her at a
+distance, and to dig the spot where she should let her cloak fall. This he
+did, and after very brief labour found a cavity in the earth disclosing
+ore of uncommon richness. Whilst breaking out the metal, he was joined by
+the girl's father, who declared himself delighted at the discovery, and
+offered to help him. After some hours' labour they paused to rest, and the
+old Indian handed his companion a gourd of chicha, (a fermented drink,) of
+which the latter thankfully drank. Soon, however, the young man felt
+himself ill, and knew that he was poisoned. Taking his wallet full of ore,
+he hastened to the village, mounted his horse, and rode to Huancayo, where
+he informed Iriarte of what had occurred, described the position of the
+mine, and died the same night. Immediate and careful researches were of no
+avail. The Indian and his family had disappeared, the mine had been filled
+up, and was never discovered."
+
+A Franciscan monk, also resident in Huancayo, a confirmed gambler, and
+consequently often embarrassed for money, had gained, by his kindness, the
+affections of the Indians, who constantly brought him small presents of
+cheese and poultry. One day when he had lost heavily, he confided his
+difficulties to an Indian, his particular gossip. The latter promised to
+help him, and the next evening brought him a large sack full of the
+richest silver ore. The same was repeated several times; but the monk, not
+satisfied, did not cease to importune his friend to show him the place
+whence he took the treasure. The Indian at last agreed to do so. In the
+night-time he came, with two companions, to the dwelling of the
+Franciscan, blindfolded him, put him on his shoulders, and carried him,
+alternately with his comrades, a distance of some leagues into the
+mountains. Here the monk was set down, and found himself in a small
+shallow shaft, where his eyes were dazzled by the beauty of the silver.
+When he had gazed at it long enough, and loaded himself with the ore, he
+was carried back as he had been brought. On his way he unfastened his
+chaplet, and from time to time let a grain drop, trusting by this means to
+trace out the mine. He had been but a few hours in bed when he was
+disturbed by the entrance of his guide. "Father," said the Indian,
+quietly, "you have lost your rosary." And he presented him with a handful
+of the beads.
+
+This mania for concealment is not universal amongst the Peruvians, who, it
+must be remembered, originally sprang from various tribes, united by the
+Incas into one nation. Great differences of character and manners are
+still to be found amongst them, some showing themselves as frank and
+friendly towards the white men as others are mistrustful and inimical. The
+principal mines that are or have been worked, were pointed out to the
+Spaniards by the natives. Generally, however, the latter look upon seekers
+of mines with suspicion, and they still relate with horror and disgust,
+how Huari Capcha, the discoverer of the mines of Cerro de Pasco, was
+thrown by Ugarte into a gloomy dungeon, where he pined away his life. Dr
+Tschudi could not ascertain the authenticity of this tale, but he often
+heard it told by the Indians, who gave it as a reason for concealing any
+new mines they might discover.
+
+At the pass of Antarangra, 15,600 feet above the level of the sea, Dr
+Tschudi found two small lakes, scarcely thirty paces asunder. One of these
+is the source of the river San Mateo, which flows westward, passes Lima
+under the name of the Rimac, and discharges itself into the Pacific Ocean;
+the other sends its waters through a number of small mountain lakes to the
+river Pachachaca, a diminutive tributary of the mighty Amazon. The worthy
+doctor confesses that he could not resist the temptation to disturb the
+order of nature, by transporting a jug-full of the water intended for the
+Atlantic, into the lake communicating with the Pacific. Of a more serious
+cast were his reflections on the mighty power that had raised these
+tremendous mountains, on whose summits sea-shells and other marine
+substances testify to the fact of the ocean having once rolled over their
+materials.
+
+Between the Cordilleras and the Andes, 12,000 feet above the sea, lie the
+vast tracts of desolate tableland known as the Puna, a Peruvian word
+equivalent to the Spanish _despoblado_. These plains extend through the
+whole length of Peru from N.W. to S.E., a distance of 350 Spanish miles,
+continue through Bolivia, and run out eastward into the territory of the
+Argentine republic. Their sole inhabitants are a few shepherds, who live
+with their families in wretched huts, and tend large flocks of sheep,
+oxen, alpacas, and llamas, to which the yellow and meagre grasses of the
+Puna yield a scanty nourishment. The district is swept by the cold winds
+from the Cordilleras, the climate is most inhospitable, unintermitting
+snow and storm during four months of the year. A remarkable effect of the
+Puna wind is the rapid drying of dead bodies. A few days suffice to
+convert a dead mule into a perfect mummy, the very entrails free from
+corruption. Here and there the dry and piercingly cold wind, which causes
+extreme suffering to the traveller's eyes and skin, changes its
+temperature, or, it were better said, is crossed by a current of warm air,
+sometimes only two or three paces, at others several hundred feet, in
+breadth. These warm streams run in a parallel direction to each other, and
+Dr Tschudi deposes to having passed through five or six in the space of
+two leagues. He noticed them particularly in the months of August and
+September, and, according to his observations, their usual direction was
+that of the Cordillera, namely, from S.S.W. to N.N.E. He once travelled
+for several leagues in one of these currents, the width of which did not
+exceed seven-and-twenty paces. Its temperature was eleven degrees of
+Reaumur higher than the adjacent atmosphere. The existence of these warm
+streams is in some cases permanent, for the muleteers will frequently tell
+beforehand where they are to be met with. The causes of such singular
+phenomena, says Dr Tschudi, are well deserving the closest investigation
+of the meteorologist.
+
+The numerous deep valleys, of greater or less extent, which intersect the
+Puna, are known as the Sierra, and their inhabitants as Serranos, although
+that term is also applied by the dwellers on the coast of Peru to all
+natives of the interior. Here the climate is temperate, not unlike that of
+the central countries of Europe; towns and villages are numerous, and the
+fruitful soil brings forth abundantly, watered by the sweat of the
+laborious Indians. The people are hospitable in the extreme, and the
+stranger is welcome in their dwellings so long as he chooses to abide
+there. They appear, however, to be as yet very far removed from
+civilisation. Their favourite diversions, cock and bull fighting, are
+carried on in the most barbarous manner. Their chief vice is an extreme
+addiction to brandy, and even the better classes get up evening parties
+for the express purpose of indulging in the fiery liquor. The ladies as
+well as the men consume it in large quantities, and Dr Tschudi estimates
+the average consumption at one of these jaranas, or drinking bouts, to
+amount to nearly a bottle per man or woman. At a ball given in 1839, in
+one of the principal towns of the Sierra, to the Chilian general
+Bulnes--now president of Chili--the brandy flowed so abundantly, that when
+morning came many of the dancers, both male and female, lay dead drunk
+upon the floor. The sole extenuation of such disgusting excesses is the
+want of education of those who commit them, and the force of habit, which
+prevents them from seeing any thing disgraceful in intoxication. It is
+only in society that the Serrano gets drunk. In everyday life, when
+jaranas are not going on, he is a sober man.
+
+The dramatic representations of scenes in the life of Christ, introduced
+by the Spanish monks who accompanied Pizarro, with a view to the easier
+conversion of the Aborigines, have long been discontinued in the larger
+Peruvian cities. But in the Sierra they are still kept up, and all the
+efforts of enlightened priests to suppress them, have been frustrated by
+the tenacity and threats of the Indians. Dr Tschudi gives an extraordinary
+description of the celebration of Good Friday. "From early dawn," he says,
+"the church is crammed with Indians, who pass the morning in fasting and
+prayer. At two in the afternoon a large image of the Saviour is brought
+out of the sacristy and laid down near the altar, which is veiled. No
+sooner does this occur than the whole congregation rush forward and
+strive to touch the wounds with scraps of cotton, and then ensues a
+screaming, crowding, and fighting, only to be equalled by the uproar at an
+ill conducted fair, until the priests at last succeed in restoring order.
+The figure of the Saviour is now attached to the cross with three very
+large silver nails, and a rich silver crown is placed upon its head; on
+either side are the crosses of the two thieves. The Indians gaze their
+fill and leave the church, but return thither at eight in the evening. The
+edifice is then brilliantly illuminated, and at the foot of the cross
+stand, wrapped in white robes, four priests, the _santos varones_ or holy
+men, whose office it is to take down the body of the Saviour. A short
+distance off, upon a stage or scaffolding, stands the Virgin Mary, in deep
+mourning, and with a white cloth round her head. In a long discourse a
+priest explains the scene to the congregation, and at the close of his
+sermon, turning to the _santos varones_, he says--'Ye holy men, mount the
+ladders of the cross, and bring down the body of the dead Saviour!' Two of
+the priests ascend with hammers, and the preacher continues--'Thou, holy
+man on the right side of the Saviour, strike the first blow upon the nail
+in the hand, and take it out!' The hammer falls, and the sound of the blow
+is the signal for the cry of _Misericordia! Misericordia!_ repeated by
+thousands of voices in tones of anguish so heart-rending, as to produce a
+strangely painful impression upon the hearer. The nail is handed to a
+priest at the foot of the cross, to be taken to the Virgin Mary, still
+standing upon her scaffold. To her the preacher now addressed himself with
+the words--'Thou, afflicted mother, approach and receive the nail that
+pierced the right hand of thy blessed son!' And as the priest draws near
+to the image of the Virgin, the latter, moved by a secret mechanism,
+advances to meet him, receives the nail in both hands, places it in a
+silver bowl, dries its eyes, and returns to its place. These movements are
+repeated when the two other nails and the crown are brought down. The
+whole scene has for accompaniment the unintermitting howling and sobbing
+of the Indians, which redouble at each stroke of the hammer, and reaches
+its apogee when the body is delivered to the Virgin, who then again begins
+to weep violently. The image of Christ is laid in a coffin adorned with
+flowers, and is carried by torchlight through every street of the town.
+Whilst the procession makes its circuit, the Indians erect twelve arches
+of flowers in front of the church door, placing between each two of them a
+carpet of the like materials, the simplest and most beautiful that it is
+possible to see. Each carpet is manufactured by two Indians, neither of
+whom seems to trouble himself about the proceedings of his comrade; but
+yet, with incredible rapidity and a wonderful harmony of operation, the
+most tasteful designs grow under their hands in rich variety of colours.
+Arabesques, landscapes, and animals appear as if by magic. It was highly
+interesting to me to observe in Tarma, upon one of these carpets, an exact
+representation of the Austrian double eagle, as the Indians had seen it on
+the quicksilver jars from Idria. When the procession returns, the Virgin
+Mary is carried back into the church through the arches of flowers."
+
+The traveller in the Sierras of Peru frequently encounters plantations of
+a shrub about six feet high, bearing bright green leaves, white flowers,
+and scarlet berries. This is the celebrated coca tree, the comforter and
+friend of the Peruvian Indian under all hardships and evil usage. Deprive
+the Turk of coffee and pipe, the Chinese of opium, the sailor and soldier
+of grog and tobacco, and no one of them will be so miserable as the Indian
+bereft of his coca. Without it he cannot exist; it is more essential to
+him than meat or drink, for it enables him to dispense with both. With his
+quid of dried coca leaves in his mouth, he forgets all calamities; his
+rags, his poverty, the cruelties of his taskmaster. One meal a-day
+suffices him, but thrice at least he must suspend his labour to chew his
+coca. Even the greedy Creoles have been compelled to give in to this
+imperious necessity, and to allow their labourers a quarter or half an
+hour's respite three times in the day. In mines and plantations, wherever
+Indians work, this is the universal practice. Although continued as a
+barbarous custom by the whites, some few of the latter are inveterately
+addicted to coca chewing, which they generally, however, practise
+clandestinely. The effect of this plant upon the human system is very
+similar to that of certain narcotics, administered in small doses. Taken
+in excessive quantities it is highly injurious; used in moderation, Dr
+Tschudi inclines to think it not only harmless, but positively salutary.
+The longevity of the Indians, and their power of enduring great fatigue,
+and performing the hardest work upon a very scant allowance of food, are
+certainly in favour of this belief. The doctor met with men of 120 and 130
+years old, and he assures us that such are by no means exceedingly rare in
+Peru.[10] Some of these men had chewed coca leaves from their boyhood
+upwards.
+
+Allowing their daily ration to be no more than one ounce, the consumption,
+in their lifetime, would amount to the prodigious quantity of twenty-seven
+hundred pounds weight. Yet they were in perfect health. The coca is
+considered by the Indians to be an antidote to the _veta_, and Dr Tschudi
+confirms this by his own experience. Previously to his hunting excursions
+in the upper regions of the Puna, he used to drink a strong decoction of
+coca leaves, and found it strengthening and a preservative from the
+effects of the rarefied atmosphere. So convinced is he of its salubrious
+properties, that he recommends its adoption in European navies, or at
+least a trial of its effects during a Polar or some other distant
+expedition. One of the chief causes of Indian hatred to the Spaniards is
+to be traced in the attempted suppression by the latter of the use of
+coca, during the earlier period of their domination in Peru, their sole
+reason being their contempt for Indian customs, and wish to destroy the
+nationality of the people. Royal decrees were fulminated against coca
+chewing, and priests and governors united to abolish it. After a time, the
+owners of mines and plantations discovered its utility, in giving strength
+and courage to their Indian vassals; books were written in its defence,
+and anti-coca legislation speedily became obsolete. Since then, several
+learned and reverend writers, Jesuits and others, have suggested its
+introduction into Europe, as a substitute for tea and coffee, to which
+they hold it far superior. There can be little doubt that--like as tobacco
+is considered to preserve armies from mutiny and disaffection--the
+soothing properties of coca have saved Peru from many bloody outbreaks of
+the Indian population. But even this potent and much-loved drug has at
+times been insufficient to restrain the deadly hatred cherished by the
+Peruvians towards their white oppressors.
+
+The Leyes de las Indias, or code for the government of the Spanish
+colonies, although in some instances severe and arbitrary, were mild and
+paternal compared with their administration by the viceroys and other
+officials. Amongst them were two enactments, the Mita and the
+Repartimiento, intended by their propounders to civilize and improve the
+Indians, but fearfully abused in practice. By the Mita, the Peruvians were
+compelled to work in the mines and plantations. Every Spaniard who
+possessed one of these, received from the corregidor a certain number of
+Indians, to each of whom he paid daily wages, and for each of them an
+annual contribution of eight dollars to the State. This plan, if fairly
+and conscientiously carried out, might have been made a means of
+reclaiming the Indians from barbarity and idleness. But the truck system,
+unlimited and excessive time of labour, and other abuses, caused it to
+produce the precisely opposite effect to that proposed by the framers of
+the law. One-third only of the stipulated wage was given in money, the
+remainder in European manufactures, charged at exorbitant prices; and the
+Indians, unable to purchase the bare necessaries of life, were compelled
+to incur debts with their employers--debts that they could never pay off,
+and which rendered them slaves for their whole lives. The field labourers
+were made to toil from three in the morning till an hour after sundown;
+even the Sunday was no day of rest for these unfortunate helots. Such
+increasing and painful exertions annually swept away thousands of Indians.
+Various writers estimate at nine millions the number of those killed by
+labour and accident in the mines, during the last three centuries. Dr
+Tschudi does not think this an exaggeration, and calculates that three
+millions more have been sacrificed in the plantations, especially in the
+coca fields of the backwoods.
+
+The Repartimiento was the distribution of European wares and luxuries by
+the provincial authorities. Under this law, intended for the convenience
+of the people, and to supply them with clothes and other necessaries at
+fair prices, every corregidor became a sort of shopkeeper, caused all
+manner of merchandise to be sent to him from the capital, and compelled
+the Indian to buy. The prices affixed to the articles were absurdly
+exorbitant; a needle cost a real, a worthless knife or a pound of iron a
+dollar, an ell of printed calico two or three dollars. Lace, silk
+stockings, and false jewellery, were forced upon the richer class. After a
+short delay, the money was demanded; those who could not pay had their
+goods seized, and were sold as slaves to the mines or plantations. Not
+only useless objects--razors, for instance, for the beardless Indians--but
+things positively injurious and inconvenient, were thrust upon the
+unwilling purchasers. It will scarcely be believed that a corregidor, to
+whom a commercial friend had sent a consignment of spectacles, issued an
+edict, compelling all Indians, under penalty of a heavy fine, to wear
+glasses at certain public festivals.
+
+Against the abominable system of which the above abuses formed but a part,
+it was to be expected that sooner or later the Indians would revolt. For
+two centuries they submitted to it with wonderful patience and
+long-suffering. At last, a man was found to hoist the bloody flag of
+insurrection and revenge.
+
+Juan Santos, surnamed the Apostate, was an Indian from Huamanga, and
+claimed descent from Atahualpa, the last of the Incas, whom Pizarro hung.
+In the year 1741, having killed a Spaniard of noble birth in a quarrel, he
+fled to the woods, and there brooded over the oppression to which his
+countrymen were subjected. At that time, the zealous Spanish missionaries
+had made great progress in the conversion of the _Indios bravos_, a savage
+and cannibal tribe, amongst whom they fearlessly ventured, undeterred by
+the murder of many who had preceded them. Against these priests Santos
+instigated an outbreak. He first addressed himself to the tribe of the
+Campas, declared himself a descendant of the mighty Peruvian kings, and
+asserted that he possessed supernatural power, that he knew all their
+thoughts, and had the portrait of each of them in his heart. Then calling
+the Indians to him one by one, he lifted his upper garment, and allowed
+them to look in a mirror fastened upon his breast. The savages, astonished
+at the reflection of their faces, conceived a great veneration for Santos,
+and implicitly obeyed him. He at once led them to a general attack upon
+the priests, their property, and religion. By bold and sudden assaults,
+several Spanish fortified posts were taken, and the garrisons murdered. At
+the fort of Quimiri, the Indians put the muskets of the slain soldiers in
+a heap, set fire to them, and danced round the blazing pile. But the
+surprise of the place had been so well managed, that the Spaniards had had
+no time to fire even one volley, and their muskets were still loaded.
+Heated by the flames, they exploded, and spread destruction amongst the
+dancing savages. Churches and mission-houses were destroyed, villages
+burnt, plantations laid waste; the priests were tied to the images of
+saints, and thrown into the rivers. In a few weeks, the missionary
+districts of middle Peru were utterly ravaged, and terror reigned in the
+land. The Spaniards feared a revolt of the Sierra Indians; strong measures
+were taken, forts built along the frontier, and the _bravos_ driven back
+to their own territory. What became of Santos is not exactly known. Some
+affirm that he united several savage tribes in a confederacy, and ruled
+over them till his death. In the monastery of Ocopa, Dr Tschudi found an
+old manuscript, in which was the following note:--"The monster and
+apostate Juan Santos Atahualpa, after his diabolical destruction of our
+missions, suffered terribly from the wrath of God. He met the fate of
+Herod, and was eaten alive by worms."
+
+Although of short duration, the insurrection headed by Santos was weighty
+in its consequences. It showed the Indians their strength, and was
+followed by repeated revolts, especially in Southern Peru. For want of an
+able leader they all proved fruitless, until Tupac Amaru, cacique of
+Tungasuca, put himself at the head of a matured and well-organized
+revolution. A valid pretext for this was afforded by the corregidor of
+Tinta, Don Antonio Ariaga, who in one year, 1780, made repartimientos to
+the amount of three hundred and forty thousand dollars, and exacted the
+money for the useless wares with cruel severity. Tupac Amaru assembled the
+Indians, seized the corregidor, and hung him. This was the signal for a
+general uprising in the whole of Southern Peru, and a bloody war ensued.
+In April 1781, Tupac Amaru, his wife, and several of the rebel chiefs,
+were made prisoners by a detachment of Spanish cavalry. They were tried at
+Cuzco, found guilty, and condemned to death. The unfortunate cacique was
+compelled to witness the execution of his wife, two sons, his
+brother-in-law, Antonio Bastidas, and of other relations and friends. He
+then had his tongue cut out, and was torn by four horses. His body was
+burned, his head and limbs were stuck upon poles in different towns of the
+disturbed districts. In Huancayo, Dr Tschudi met with an old Creole, who,
+when a lad of sixteen, had witnessed the barbarous execution of the
+cacique of Tangasuca. He described him as a tall handsome man, with a
+quick piercing eye, and serious resolute countenance. He beheld the death
+of his family with great emotion, but submitted without a murmur to his
+own horrible fate. He was not long unavenged. His brother, his remaining
+son Andres, and a daring Indian chief named Nicacatari, carried on the war
+with increased vigour and ferocity, and at the head of a numerous force
+threw themselves before the large fortified town of Sorrata, whither the
+Spaniards from the surrounding country, trusting to the strength of the
+place, had fled for safety. When Andres Tupac Amaru saw that with his
+Indians, armed only with knives, clubs, and slings, he had no chance
+against the powerful artillery of his foe, he caused the streams from the
+neighbouring mountains to be conducted to the town, and surrounded it with
+water The earthen fortifications were soon undermined, and when they gave
+way the place was taken by assault. With the exception of eighty-seven
+priests and monks, the whole of the besieged, twenty-two thousand in
+number, were cruelly slaughtered. From Sorrata the Indian army moved
+westwards, and was victorious in several actions with the Spanish troops.
+Gold, however, accomplished what the sword had failed to do. Seduced by
+bribes and promises, an Indian follower of Andres guided a party of
+Spanish soldiers to the council house of the rebels. The chiefs were all
+taken and put to death. Deprived of its leaders, the Indian army broke up
+and dispersed. Innumerable executions followed, and the war was estimated
+to have cost from first to last nearly a hundred thousand lives. Its only
+beneficial result to the Indians was the abolition of repartimientos.
+
+During the revolution that lost Peru to Spain, the Indians took part with
+the patriots, who deluded them with promises of a monarchy, and of placing
+a descendant of the Incas on the throne. Not clearly understanding the
+causes of the war, the Indians frequently turned their arms against their
+own allies, and killed all white men who fell into their power. Many
+provinces were entirely deserted by the Creoles and Metises, in
+consequence of the furious animosity of the coloured race. In Jauja, the
+Indians swore they would not leave so much as a white dog or fowl alive,
+and they even scratched the white paint from the walls of the houses. When
+General Valdos and his cavalry crossed the river of Jauja and attacked the
+Indians, the latter scorned to save themselves by flight, but threw
+themselves upon the lances with cries of "_Mata me, Godo!_[11] Kill me!"
+Two thousand remained upon the field, the Spaniards not ceasing to kill
+till their arms were too tired to strike.
+
+Dr Tschudi inclines to believe that sooner or later the Indians will throw
+off the yoke of the effeminate and cowardly Creoles, and establish a
+government of their own. Whether such a government will be able or allowed
+to maintain itself, it is difficult to say; although, as the doctor
+observes, why should it not, at least, as well as a negro republic in an
+Archipelago peopled by the most civilized nations of Europe? Since the
+separation of Peru from Spain, the Indians have made great progress in
+many respects; they have been admitted into the army, have become familiar
+with fire-arms and military manoeuvres, and have learned the manufacture
+of gunpowder, materials for which their mountains abundantly afford. Their
+hatred of the whites is bitter as ever, their feeling of nationality very
+strong--their attachment to the memory of their Incas, and to their old
+form of government, undiminished. In spite of long oppression, they still
+possess pride and self-reliance. Besides the government forced upon them
+by the Creoles, they preserve and obey their old laws. Let a leader like
+Tupac Amaru appear amongst them, and there is every probability of an
+Indian revolution, very different in its results to any that has yet
+occurred.
+
+Most Robinson Crusoe-like in its interest is the long chapter wherein Dr
+Tschudi details his forest adventures, and we regret that we must be very
+summary in our notice of it. With extraordinary courage and perseverance
+the doctor and a German friend made their way to the heart of the
+backwoods, built themselves a log-hut, and, despising the numerous dangers
+by which they were environed, abode there for months, collecting
+zoological specimens. Of the perils that beset them, Dr Tschudi's
+unvarnished narrative of the daily sights and nocturnal sounds that
+assailed their startled senses in those wild regions, gives a lively idea.
+Indian cannibals, ferocious beasts, reptiles whose bite is instant death,
+venomous insects, and even vampires, compose the pleasant population of
+this district, into which these stout-hearted Europeans fearlessly
+ventured. Of the beasts of prey the ounce is the most dangerous; and so
+fierce and numerous has its breed become in certain districts of Peru, as
+to compel the Indians to abandon their villages. We are told of one
+hamlet, in the ravine of Mayunmarca, that has been desolate for a century
+past on this account. The ounces used annually to decimate its
+inhabitants. More perilous even than these animals, to the wanderer in the
+forest, are the innumerable serpents that lurk beneath the accumulation of
+dead leaves bestrewing the ground. The most deadly is a small viper about
+ten inches long, the only species of the viper family as yet discovered in
+South America. The virulence of its venom kills the strongest man in the
+space of two or three minutes. The Indians, when bitten by it, do not
+dream of seeking an antidote, but at once lie down to die. Bats are
+exceedingly plentiful, and very large, some measuring nearly two feet
+across the extended wings. The blood-sucker or vampire (phyllostoma) finds
+its way in search of food into stables and houses. The smooth-haired
+domestic animals are especially liable to its attacks. With wings half
+open it places itself upon their backs, and rubs with its snout till the
+small sharp teeth break the outer skin. Then it draws in its wings,
+stretches itself out, and sucks the blood, making the while a gentle
+movement with its body, not unlike the undulations of a busy leech. The
+fanning motion of the wings described by some writers was never observed
+by Dr Tschudi. Although these vampires only imbibe a few ounces of blood,
+the subsequent hæmorrhage is very great, and full-grown mules sometimes
+die of the exhaustion caused by their repeated attacks. One of the
+doctor's beasts was only saved from such a fate by being rubbed every five
+or six days with turpentine and other strong-smelling drugs, which kept
+off the vampires. It has often been disputed whether these disgusting
+animals attack human beings. Our traveller deposes to their doing so, and
+cites an instance witnessed by himself. A bat (Ph. erythromos, Tsch.)
+fixed upon the nose of an Indian who lay drunk in the court of a
+plantation, and sucked his blood till it was unable to fly away. Violent
+inflammation and swelling of the Indian's head were the consequences of
+the trifling wound inflicted.
+
+We must here make mention of the carbunculo, a fabulous animal, whose
+existence obtains credit in most parts of Peru. Wherever he went, Dr
+Tschudi heard stories of this creature, and met persons who asserted that
+they had seen it. It is reported to be of the size of a fox, with long
+black hair, and only to appear at night, when it glides slowly through the
+bushes or amongst the rocks. When pursued, a valve or trap-door opens in
+its forehead, and an extraordinarily brilliant object--believed by the
+natives to be a precious stone--becomes visible, dispelling the darkness
+and dazzling the pursuer. Then the forehead closes, and the creature
+disappears. According to other accounts, it emerges from its lurking-place
+with carbuncle displayed, and only conceals it when attacked. This strange
+superstition is not of Spanish origin, but of older date than Pizarro's
+invasion. Of course it has never been possible to catch or kill a specimen
+of this remarkable species, although the Spaniards have used every effort
+to get hold of such a creature; and in the viceroy's instructions to the
+missionaries, the carbunculo was set down in the very first rank of
+desiderata. Dr Tschudi vainly endeavoured to discover, with some degree of
+certainty, what animal had served as a pretext for the fable.
+
+After a four years residence in Peru, and when preparing for a journey
+that was to include an investigation of all the provinces, and to last for
+several years, Dr Tschudi was seized in the Cordilleras with a nervous
+fever, which brought him to the brink of the grave. Upon his recovery, he
+found that long repose, both of mind and body, was essential to the
+complete restoration of his health. Such repose he could not be certain of
+granting himself if he remained in Peru, and he therefore resolved to seek
+it upon the ocean. He took ship, and reached Europe at the commencement of
+1843, after an absence of five years. He greatly regrets not having
+visited every part of Peru, especially the historical city of Cuzco, and
+the forests of Urubamba. But his harvest of knowledge has been so rich and
+abundant, that he should not, we think, begrudge the remnant of the crop
+to the gleaners who may come after him.
+
+
+
+
+"MORIAMUR PRO REGE NOSTRO."
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+ "Our coming
+ Is not for salutation: we have business."
+ BEN. JONSON.
+
+On the 9th of September 1741, shortly after the hour of nightfall, a
+silvery mist hung over the broad stream of the Danube, and the environs of
+the city of Presburg--at that time considered the capital of Hungary--and
+shrouded the earth with its grey veil; although the heavens above were
+bright and clear, and the stars shone cheerily and proudly, as if no
+earthly influence could damp or dull them. Before the St Michael's gate,
+which opens on the side of the town the most remote from the Danube, and
+on to the road leading into the interior of the country, and towards the
+first low ridge of the Carpathians which skirts Presburg to the north, sat
+a traveller on horseback--his ample cloak wrapped carefully about his
+person, as much, it would seem, to screen him from observation, as from
+the first freshness of the commencing autumn season, and his broad
+three-cornered and gold-laced hat pulled down upon his brow.
+
+He had ridden, at the brisk pace, across the stone bridge which leads over
+a dry moat to the old gateway, and had suddenly checked his horse on
+finding the gate closed before him.
+
+"_Corpo di Bacco!_" he exclaimed aloud, in a tone of intense vexation.
+"The gate is shut for the night--I feared as much."
+
+"What's to be done!" he continued to murmur to himself, after a pause. "To
+wake the guardian of the gate, and demand an entrance, would be to excite
+attention, and subject myself, perhaps, to questionings. No, no! That,
+above all, must be avoided. And yet, see him I must to-night. Time
+presses. Should the devil, who has served me so well as yet, desert me
+now, and take flight, the coward! before a few inches of deal board, and a
+few pounds of hammered iron! Bolts and bars! _Bagatelles!_ Fortunately the
+old fox has taken up his earth near the gate. If I calculate aright, the
+hinder windows of his lodging must look out upon the moat; and I will try
+whether I cannot come to speech of him."
+
+"Fortuna, jade! Thou art propitious still, if yonder rays be those from
+the old ivy-owl's watch-lamp!" muttered the traveller once more to
+himself, as he looked towards a light, which apparently struggled to send
+its gleams through the thick haze, from a low window of one of the houses
+overhanging the dry moat, to the left of the gateway. "At all events, I'll
+even risk the venture; and if, after all, I am out in my reckoning, and
+should stumble either upon an amorous dame awaiting her adored, or a mad
+student seeking the philosopher's stone--should I appear as a spirit of
+love from above, or a spirit of darkness from below--_Cospetto!_ I'll play
+my part to the life, and find an entrance to this cursed town, spite of
+locked gates and barred posterns! The Virgin be praised! I am no schoolboy
+at my first adventure."
+
+"_Allons_, Briccone!" he cried, applying the spur to his jaded horse,
+which stood reeking thickly, in the misty air, from the effects of a long
+and rapid journey. "You must seek other quarters for the night, old boy!"
+
+The animal snorted, as its head was turned once more from the gateway, and
+moved unwillingly, as if endeavouring to resist the seeming attempt to
+undertake any further excursion that night: but the way was not long which
+it was destined to travel. Among the clay-built houses which formed the
+suburb, the traveller speedily discovered the projecting whisp of hay,
+announcing that the hovel, from the doorway of which it was suspended,
+offered accommodation, such as it was, for man and beast. Summoning from
+the interior a sleepy lad, in a dirty Hungarian costume, of full
+shirt-sleeves and broad trowsers, which once had been white, and
+confiding Briccone to his care, he returned to the gateway of the town.
+
+When he again stood upon the gateway bridge, the first care of the
+stranger was to stoop, and collect a quantity of small pebbles in the
+hollow of his left hand. Provided with this ammunition, he approached as
+near as he could towards the spot whence the light he had before remarked
+proceeded.
+
+"A curse upon this rotten mist!" he muttered. "I can see nothing. Around
+and about is a fog from the devil's own caldron, as if it were cooked on
+purpose to blind me; whilst the stars are twinkling above, as if they
+squinted down upon my confusion, and laughed me to scorn. However, at all
+ventures, have at my mark!"
+
+With these words, he flung pebble after pebble in the direction of the
+light. Several of the missiles were heard to rattle against the walls of
+the house; and a few others rendered a clearer ringing sound, as if they
+had struck upon glass. After a short space of time, the light disappeared
+almost entirely; and a window was heard to open. The traveller raised
+another pebble in his hand, with a smile upon his face, as if inclined to
+take a last random shot at the head which had probably replaced the light
+at the open window; but he checked his humour with a short low laugh, and
+coughed to attract attention. The cough was immediately re-echoed in a
+hoarse and hollow voice.
+
+"That should be the old raven's croak," said the stranger to himself.
+
+"Bandini!" he cried, in a low but distinct tone, through his hollowed
+hands.
+
+"Hush!" rejoined the voice from the window. "Not so loud! Is it you?"
+
+"_Diavolo!_" replied the traveller, approaching closer to the wall of the
+town, and speaking as low as possible. "Who should it be, man? But the
+gate is closed; and I have no mind to expose myself to the investigations
+of the gatekeeper's lantern, and all the cross-examination and
+tittle-tattle that may follow."
+
+"I waited for you with impatience," pursued his interlocutor; "and when
+the gate closed for the night, placed my lamp at the window as a beacon."
+
+"All right!" replied the other. "But what's to be done now, man?"
+
+"Can you climb?" continued the hoarse voice.
+
+"Like a cat or a Spanish lover," was the reply. "Perhaps I have no little
+in me of the first; at all events I have often tried the trade of the
+latter."
+
+"Descend into the moat from the end of the bridge," pursued the personage
+at the window. "The passage is easy. I will provide for your ascent."
+
+Following these short instructions, the stranger returned over the bridge;
+and catching from stem to stem of the few stunted trees that grew upon the
+precipitous sides of the descent, he clambered, without much difficulty,
+to the bottom of the steep. As he crossed the reedy and moist soil of the
+moat, the noise of a falling object directed his steps towards a part of
+the wall where a ladder of cords awaited him. Profiting by this aid, and
+grasping, where he could, the projecting stones of the rude masonry which
+formed the lower part of the house, the stranger mounted with ready
+agility to the level of a window.
+
+"You have not chosen your quarters upon the town-wall for nothing, I am
+inclined to suppose, Master Bandini," he said, as he found himself in face
+of a dark form at the opening to which he had arrived.
+
+"All things have their uses," was the laconic reply, uttered with a hoarse
+laugh.
+
+In a few moments the stranger had squeezed his person adroitly through the
+low window, and stood in the interior of the room.
+
+The apartment into which he had been thus clandestinely introduced, was
+faintly lighted by the single lamp which had served as a beacon; and the
+rays of this lamp, as they fell upon the dark walls, half revealed, in
+fantastic indistinctness, a variety of miscellaneous objects. Ranged upon
+shelves on either side of the entrance door, stood a quantity of jars and
+phials of different shapes, mixed with glass vessels, containing strange
+serpents and lizards, and human half-born deformities, preserved in
+spirits--all the _materia medica_, either for use or show, necessary for
+the establishment of a druggist-physician of the day. On the opposite side
+of the room, beneath the hard and slovenly pallet which served as bed,
+might be half seen, from under the covering, two or three chests, the iron
+clasps and fastenings of which, with their immense padlocks, seemed to
+tell a tale of well-stored treasures of moneys or papers, and of other
+avocations than those of doctoring and leeching. Above the bed hung the
+crucifix, that necessary appendage to the dwelling of a good and pious
+Catholic; but, whether by accident or design, the form of the Divine
+sufferer on the cross was now turned against the wall. A table in the
+middle of the room was covered with old books and papers; and before the
+chair, from which the inmate of the apartment had probably risen when
+surprised by the signals of his visitor, was a large volume, which he now
+precipitately closed, but not, however, without being remarked by the
+stranger, who smiled a significant smile upon observing this hasty
+movement.
+
+But, if the aspect of the apartment was strange, stranger still was that
+of its occupier. He was a little man, at an advanced period of life, whose
+spare and shrivelled form might be fancied ill-calculated to support the
+large head which surmounted it. Was the head, however, ill-proportioned to
+the body, still more out of proportion were the large black projecting
+eyebrows, the huge eagle nose, and the swelled hanging under-lip, to the
+general contour of the head. His thick black hair was closely shorn to his
+skull, as if to develop more clearly these interesting features; and if
+powder had been bestowed upon it, in obedience to the fashion of the
+better classes of the day, it had been bestowed so sparingly, or had
+assumed a colour so closely assimilated to that of dust and dirt, as to
+escape the discovery of all eyes but those of a very closely investigating
+naturalist. No less doubtful was the colour of the long cravat tied
+loosely about his neck. His upper person was inclosed in a huge black
+widely pocketed coat and lappet waistcoat, both many ells too wide for his
+shrunken form; whilst his nether man disported at ease in a pair of black
+pantaloons and high boots, which seemed to incase the proportions of a
+skeleton. From the sleeves of the wide coat hung a pair of long dirty
+begrimed hands, which, without a doubt, belonged rightfully to the owner
+of the aforesaid skeleton shanks.
+
+Far different was the appearance of his visitor. He was a tall well-formed
+man, between thirty and forty years of age. His dress, which he displayed
+as he threw aside his cloak, cut in the cumbrous fashion of the day, was
+that of a man of pretensions to a certain rank; and his _coiffure_, with
+its necessary appendage of pigtail, might be seen, in spite of his hasty
+journey, to have been arranged with care, and powdered. Although his
+person was prepossessing, there was, however, a certain dash of the _roué_
+in his appearance, and a look of design and cunning in his dark eyes, long
+fine-drawn nose, and thin lipless mouth, which would speedily have removed
+the first more agreeable impression of an observer.
+
+"All's well that ends well!" said the stranger, as he removed his hat and
+cloak. "It is perhaps better, after all, that I should make my entry thus.
+I have ridden hard, Master Bandini, and Briccone carried me well; but the
+road was longer than I had surmised, and I had a matter or two to dispose
+of on my way."
+
+"Better late than never, noble cavaliere!" replied the man addressed as
+Bandini.
+
+"Hush! no names, man, until I be assured that we have no listeners here,"
+said the cavaliere.
+
+Without replying, the old man removed the shutters from a window, forming
+a thorough light to that by which the stranger had entered, and looked out
+into the winding steep descent which forms the first street of the city of
+Presburg from St Michael's gate. It was faintly lighted by a lantern, but
+empty of all passengers.
+
+"How now, man!" said the stranger impatiently.
+
+"Why! if it must be said," replied the old man, closing the shutter and
+returning; "I have a lodger here, in my apartment. But he is still
+without; nor will he yet return."
+
+"A lodger!" exclaimed the other, in an angry tone--"and at such a moment!
+How could you be so incautious, Bandini? This is one of your miserly
+tricks: you would expose your best friends for a few miserable kreutzers
+more or less."
+
+"Live and let live, is my maxim," answered Bandini with a growl.
+
+The stranger shrugged his shoulders with vexation.
+
+"And who is this lodger, man?" he cried.
+
+"Only a poor Hungarian country noble," replied Bandini in a more cajoling
+tone. "A youth! a very youth! a poor unsuspecting youth! He has come, like
+all the other nobles of the land, great and small, to obey the call of her
+they call their _King_, to attend this Diet summoned at Presburg; and he
+occupies my other rooms with his servant--a rustic!--a mere rustic!--a
+rude untutored rustic!"
+
+"It was ill done, Bandini," continued the stranger, with still evident
+marks of discontent. "A lodger in the house, when you must know that I
+need privacy! It was ill done, I tell you."
+
+The old man only muttered something between his teeth by way of a reply.
+
+"Have a care, man," resumed his visitor, "how you juggle with me in this
+matter. You are richly paid by my employers for the support you give me,
+and the concealment your house affords; but should evil befall us--be it
+through your treachery or your imprudence, it matters not--_per Jovem_,
+the evil shall fall a hundred-fold upon your own head. I swear it to you;
+and you know I am a man to keep my word."
+
+"Jehovah! here's a turmoil about the mere miserable lodging of a poor
+youth!" growled the old man doggedly, although the rapid passing of a long
+skeleton finger over the tip of his huge nose betrayed a certain degree of
+nervous agitation.
+
+"Master Bandini," interrupted the stranger, unheeding him, "I have a word
+to speak with you--and one that nearly concerns yourself, Master
+Bandini--before we proceed further in business."
+
+"Look ye!" he pursued, in a more indifferent tone, throwing himself down
+on to a chair, and crossing his legs composedly, but fixing the man called
+Bandini at the same time with his keen eye. "Look ye, friend druggist,
+physician, usurer, miser, secret agent, spy--or whatever other name you
+bear in designation, avocation, character, or _creed_"--and he laid a
+slight emphasis on the word--"there are no friends so sure as those who
+are convinced we know then thoroughly--a right understanding is sympathy,
+_amico mio_, and sympathy is bond and union."
+
+The old man looked through his beetling brows at his visitor without any
+evidence of trouble; but he ceased irritating the tip of his nose only to
+twitch more nervously at the sleeves of his coat, as if to give himself an
+air of composure and dignity by adjusting them, as a modern fop might do
+by pulling up his shirt-collar.
+
+"Think you I have forgotten," continued the stranger with a slight sneer,
+"that when we first met in Italy--no matter upon what business, or to what
+intent--Master Bandini bore the name of Israeli, and that, when forced to
+leave that country--persecuted, as he himself would say, for some little
+matter of flagrant usury, and mayhap also of a drug or two that lulled
+some rich old uncle to a sleep from which he woke not, and made a
+spendthrift debtor his heir--he returned to the land of his birth, I will
+not say of his fathers, and, for reasons good, under another name and a
+foreign guise, thinking that the name of Israel, spite of its adopted
+termination, smacked somewhat too notoriously of his origin, his Jewish
+origin, Master Bandini?"
+
+The Jew druggist tossed his heavy head with an expression that, however
+ill assured, was meant to say, "Well! and what then?"
+
+"Think you I know not that, fearing the prejudices against his race might
+injure the gains of his various trades, perhaps also that the name he bore
+might recal reminiscences better forgotten for ever, he assumed a
+Christian appellation, passed for an honest Christian man--_honest_,
+humph!" added the stranger with a sniggering laugh--"and infringed the
+severe laws of Hungary, which compel all of his tribe to dwell within one
+prescribed street in each city, and wear one distinctive dress--laws that,
+if called into execution, would bring him contumely, imprisonment,
+ruin--ay ruin, Master Israeli--humph, I forgot--Bandini? Think you I have
+no eyes to see yon cross ostentatiously displayed to Christian visitors,
+now turned against the wall, with the contempt of one of your accursed
+race--a deed in itself a crime to merit mortal punishment?"
+
+The Jew stole a glance at the cross, and was evidently moved.
+
+"Think you I divine not," pursued his visitor, hastily snatching from the
+table the heavy book closed upon his entrance, and flinging it open upon
+his knees, "that this jargon of the devil is your Hebrew book of worship,
+in which Master Bandini seeks for rules of conduct for the further welfare
+of his soul--if so be he have one--in the persecution and torture of
+Christian men--a pretty religion, _cospetto!_--or may be, practises
+sorcery?" And the stranger laughed ironically at his own suggestion.
+"Think you I know not all this, Master Bandini?"
+
+"And if the Cavaliere Caracalli knows me, what have I to fear from him?"
+said the Jew sullenly, with a look of defiance.
+
+"Ha! that would seem a threat!" answered the cavaliere haughtily. "Once
+more, have a care, man, how you deal with me! What you have to fear I will
+tell you, Master Bandini, rogue--all that your worst fears can
+contemplate, should I have reason to believe you a traitor." And, at these
+words, he sprang up from his chair, and confronted the old man, with an
+evident desire to intimidate him by his movement.
+
+The Jew druggist did not flinch; but he answered with less of defiance.
+
+"I am no traitor--no traitor to you; and, though you know me, why should I
+not serve you still? Why should we not be friends?"
+
+"Friends! you and I!" said the cavaliere with scorn. "But no matter! This
+affair of the lodger looks ill, I tell you."
+
+"Times are bad--times are bad, noble cavaliere," stammered the Jew, in a
+whining and apologetic tone. "Our contract stipulated not that I should
+not strive to earn an honest livelihood where I could."
+
+"And who prevents you, man," said the cavaliere, with a sneer, "from
+earning what you please to term an honest livelihood, as far as it
+interfere not with my interests? But this imprudence"----
+
+"Heavy losses! heavy losses!" continued the old man, interrupting him, to
+pursue his apology. "I have had heavy and serious losses, which I must
+strive to cover by what scanty means are left me--to say naught of drugs
+unpaid, and services to the rich ill recompensed and scouted. I am a needy
+man. I am, indeed, a needy man." The cavaliere shrugged his shoulders.
+"Ah! You feel not that, noble sir. But the God of my fathers knows that it
+is true. Was there not the Illok affair, in which the poor money-lender
+was cheated of his honest earnings? Did not the Count Csaki leave the
+country, a bankrupt, and cause me all but utter ruin? And, worse than all,
+did not the Baron Bartori, after he had made over to me his estates, in
+return for moneys lent him in his need, die with the intent and purpose,
+as one would say, to defraud me of my just dues? and did not his son,
+without whose signature to destroy the entail, I cannot obtain possession
+of my rights--the God of Israel's curse be on the Philistine laws of this
+unjust country!--disappear, no one knows whither? He is an honest youth,
+and a just, they say, who would not deprive a poor needy man of his own:
+but he may be dead--he may be dead, without giving his precious
+sign-manual; and I should be a ruined man--a ruined man--alas! alas!"
+
+The cavaliere had borne impatiently the lamentations thus uttered as
+apologies for his love of gain by the Jew money-lender: and he now broke
+in upon them with disgust.
+
+"A truce to all this comedy of woe, man! If you be shorn of a lock or two
+of your ill-gotten golden fleece, we well know that it is still a full and
+warm one. Come, come--no more of this!" he pursued, as the Jew continued
+to squeeze alternately the skeleton fingers of each hand, as though he
+pretended to be wringing them in despair. "We must to business; and since
+the mischief has been done--and, mark me! it must be remedied forthwith,
+and this boy driven from the house--see that the coast be clear!"
+
+"He is from home, I tell you," was Bandini's reply; and he was continuing
+to murmur, with sunken head, the words, "Heavy losses! heavy losses! Why
+did he die? And were aught to happen to his son, as is likely in these
+troublesome times, I were ruined--utterly ruined. Oh! heavy losses!"--when
+an angry exclamation and an imperative gesture from his visitor, repeated
+the order to look that they were alone and undisturbed.
+
+The old man lighted a small hand-lamp at that which stood upon the table,
+undrew the bolts that fastened the door, and left the room with sullen
+look and step. He was gone for a very brief space of time; but this short
+interval was employed by the stranger in turning over, with rapid hand and
+scrutinizing eye, the papers which lay upon the table. He shook his head
+with a sneer of indifference, as if he had found nothing worthy of his
+attention, and had scarcely time to resume his seat with an air of
+unconcern, when the Jew returned, and, eyeing him narrowly, advanced into
+the room with that haste of suspicion and fear, which induced even the
+usurer to forget his usual precautions of bolts and bars.
+
+"There is no one in the house but ourselves," he said, with still sulky
+air.
+
+"Then seat yourself, man, and open to me your wallet of sayings and
+doings; and let's see what scraps of information you may have gleaned. It
+should be crammed full, ere this. Seat yourself, I say, and clear that
+gloomy brow of yours," said the cavaliere with a laugh. "What has passed
+since I last saw you?"
+
+"The city is already thronged with the nobility of Hungary, convoked by
+this woman, who still asserts her rights over them, in the hope that they
+may aid her in her troubles;" commenced the Jew, seating himself, in
+obedience to his visitor's command. "Jehovah! what a stir they make! What
+moneys do they lavish upon foolish pomp! What spendthrift profusion do
+they display! It curdles the very blood of a poor thrifty man within him,
+to witness such insensate prodigality. But they must rue their folly. They
+will need moneys; they will seek to obtain moneys of the poor druggist.
+Ah!" And the usurer rubbed his hands with satisfaction; but then, seeing
+the gestures of impatience displayed by his companion, he proceeded: "But
+there is much discontent, I hear, among them; and, where she has not
+enemies, she has lukewarm friends. They will no longer, they say, be
+governed by a weak woman, who can so ill wield the reins of power, and who
+has already staked and lost all the other inheritance of her father"----
+
+"Unjustly herited--unjustly held. Forget not that, Master Bandini!"
+interrupted the Italian.
+
+"Unjustly--well, well! I am no legist to understand these things," pursued
+the Jew; "only a poor thrifty physician"----
+
+"And usurer," again broke in his companion.
+
+Bandini smiled a sour smile, and continued:
+
+"Call me usurer, if you will. I see no scorn in the term; and I have
+turned my money-lending to account in this matter. Yes! and in your
+service; although you but now called me traitor. Have I not refused moneys
+to those who offered me good securities and values, and at my own loss--at
+my own loss, cavaliere--because I would not deal with those who would
+hazard their all in a war to aid this woman in her desperate need? And
+although my friend Zachariah has lent them sums of precious metal, has it
+not been upon such great interest, and at such peril to themselves, that
+they cannot risk so dangerous a venture as the espousing her cause, and
+upon their written engagement also--and this as by my advice, mark me,
+noble cavaliere!--that they should not take up arms? Have I not done this
+to serve you?--at my own loss, I say; and can you call me traitor now?"
+
+"So far all goes well," said the Italian, unheeding the importance
+attached by the Jew to the supposed services rendered. "Maria Theresa will
+be foiled in her last attempt at opposition to her enemy's force, by
+seeking succours from her so-called faithful Hungarians. Success, also,
+has crowned my efforts in my expedition throughout the land, Master
+Bandini," he pursued, raising himself from his listless posture, with a
+look of animation and triumph. "The seeds of discord and discontent have
+every where been sown. I have visited these proud eagles, the Hungarian
+nobles, in their country-nests; and I have employed all means to turn them
+from listening to the appeal of their fugitive queen. To the worldly-wise,
+I have urged the ruin of war to their already troubled and impoverished
+country,--to the lovers of their fatherland, the independence of Hungary,
+and freedom from the House of Austria, if they will seize this opportunity
+to shake off its yoke, instead of again cringing to its call,--to the man,
+the weakness of submitting to a woman's sway,--to the needy and the
+grasping, I have promised, and even already lavished, the bribes of
+France, Spain, and Sardinia, to induce them to refuse their aid,--to the
+ambitious, place, rank, orders, courtly favour from my powerful employers,
+should they espouse their cause. I have studied men's characters, and read
+men's minds, to turn them to my will; and although I have met with
+opposition, endangered my life indeed, and risked my safety from ill-will,
+yet I have so strewn my grain, that, when Maria Theresa shall appear upon
+the field, she shall reap tares where she hoped to gather wheat. The cause
+is lost, I tell you!"
+
+The Jew rubbed his hands with an air of satisfaction, which seemed to show
+that the profits to be divided from his association in the political
+manoeuvres of his visitor were to be proportionate to the success of
+these hazardous schemes, and that visions of golden reward already floated
+before his eyes.
+
+"And the opening of the Diet is still fixed for the 11th?" inquired the
+Italian, after a pause, in which he had allowed his unwonted enthusiasm to
+cool down to a bearing of indifference, which was more his nature.
+
+"Yes--the day following the morrow," answered Bandini.
+
+"Has she already made her appearance in the city?" again asked his
+visitor.
+
+"It is supposed that she is not yet here. There has been no solemn entry;
+but she must be here every hour," was the reply.
+
+"In that morrow we have as yet time for much," said the cavaliere. "I must
+pursue my measures here with caution. My great scheme, of which more,
+perhaps, hereafter, may be tried at any issue; and woe betide Maria
+Theresa, if"--
+
+As he uttered these words, the Italian was startled and interrupted by the
+abrupt opening of the door of the apartment. The Jew turned round with
+surprise, whilst his companion, checking the first involuntary movement,
+which induced him to look in the same direction, buried himself in his
+chair, so as to conceal himself as much as possible from the intruder.
+
+The person who entered was a tall old man, whose erect figure and firm
+step proved how little time had weighed upon his natural vigour. His
+features were bold and rude, although not deficient in that species of
+manly beauty which an expression of confidence and energy bestows, and
+were fully displayed by the disposal of his grizzled hair, which, torn
+back from his forehead, and plastered over his head with an evident
+profusion of grease, descended on to his back in a long braided tail. His
+dress was of that description known in other parts of Europe as the hussar
+uniform, which was worn by certain of the domestics belonging to the
+Hungarian nobility. The yellow braid profusely bestowed across the breast
+of his jacket, and upon the pockets and sides of his tight blue
+pantaloons, was of a colour that showed what good service his attire had
+already seen. In his brawny hands he held his shako, as he advanced into
+the room, with more of rudeness than of deference in his manner.
+
+"Is it you, Master Farkas?" said the Jew, rising to meet him. "I did not
+hear you enter."
+
+"I opened the street door below with the pass-key you gave us," replied
+the man; whilst, at these words, the cavaliere stamped his foot in anger.
+
+"You made but little noise," resumed Bandini suspiciously.
+
+"I suppose you were too much engaged to hear us; for I see you have a
+visitor," said the old man, fixing his eyes upon the form whose back was
+turned to him, and advancing familiarly further into the room.
+
+But the Jew intercepted him.
+
+"What do you want here, Master Farkas?"
+
+"_Teremtette!_" said the fellow roughly. "Would you have my lord up to bed
+in the dark, like a rat or a gipsy thief? I want a light."
+
+"I will attend your master forthwith," said the Jew, taking up the
+hand-lamp, and hastening to the door.
+
+"My master, ugh! My lord, if it please or please not your worship,"
+growled Farkas, preceding the landlord out of the apartment.
+
+When the Jew returned, his visitor confronted him with angry looks.
+
+"See to what you expose me, fellow, by your villanous meanness!" exclaimed
+the cavaliere. "And, not content with harbouring vagabonds in your house,
+that, for aught I know, may be spies upon us, you furnish them with
+pass-keys, to surprise us when they will--to ear-wig at the doors, hear
+our discourse, betray our secrets. How now, fellow, what have you to
+answer?"
+
+"I tell you that they are most innocent and unsuspecting rustics, both,"
+stammered the Jew--"both master and man. There can be no danger."
+
+"No danger!" continued the angry cavaliere. "No danger, fellow!
+_Cospetto!_ this very circumstance may be my ruin! That voice, too, was
+not unknown to me. I have heard it somewhere, although I know not where.
+It sounded to me as the reminiscence of some past evil--a raven's croak,
+announcing still more ill to come. _Santa Vergine!_ If we are lost, I will
+have your life, with my own hand;" and he half drew his sword from the
+scabbard.
+
+Bandini drew back sulkily, with further protestations, deprecations, and
+endeavours to mollify his visitor: but it was long before the cavaliere
+could be appeased. Once he left the room and listened in the passage, and
+at the young Hungarian's door. Then he descended to the street entrance,
+and examined the lock: and only when convinced that the other inhabitants
+of the house were still, and had probably retired to rest, did he come
+back. When he returned to the Jew's room, his brow was still knitted
+angrily; but, after drawing a bolt across the door, he sat down with less
+of agitation.
+
+More unfriendly words again passed between the confederates; but, after a
+time, the Italian spy and the Jew money-lender were again conversing, in
+lowered tones, upon the schemes of the former.
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+ "Underneath the grove of sycamore,
+ That westward rooteth from the city's side--
+ So early walking did I see your son:
+ Towards him I made; but he was ware of me
+ And stole into a covert of the wood."--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "Be rul'd by me, forget to think of her--
+ O teach me how I should forget to think."--SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ "Ruffian, let go that rude uncivil touch!"--IDEM.
+
+On the following afternoon, the sun shone brightly; and the whole
+atmosphere, in spite of the slight haze which faintly silvered the distant
+hills, was imbued with that exhilarating freshness and lightness, which
+sheds a poetic charm of animation, vividness, and--did it not appear a
+paradox--it might be added, youth also, over an Hungarian autumn, unknown
+in other European countries.
+
+The streets of Presburg were thronged by the crowds whom the approaching
+opening of the Diet, convoked by Maria Theresa, had attracted to that
+city; and highly picturesque and varied was the scene composed by the
+multifarious parties, pushing and thrusting along, or gathered in groups
+and knots, discussing the momentous events of those troubled times,
+between the rows of antique houses, which bestow upon Presburg the aspect
+rather of an old town of the German Empire, than of less civilized
+Hungary.
+
+In the middle space pranced upon their richly caparisoned steeds,
+glittering with the hanging trappings of that semi-oriental taste which,
+although somewhat modified, still forms a striking characteristic of the
+country, several of the Hungarian magnates, already attired in the
+national costumes--the richly embroidered attila, or long frock-coat,
+loaded with ornament--the furred cloak, clasped with glittering jewels to
+the shoulder--the high flat cap of fur or velvet, displaying an egret of
+rare feathers, which dashed upwards from the diamond broach--the tight
+gold-braided pantaloons--the tasselled boots--their powdered hair alone
+displaying, in some instances, their submission to the fashion of the day
+in other countries. Thronging among them were many of the lesser nobles,
+either on horseback or on foot, all dressed in the same characteristic
+style, with less of richness and embroidery, according to their lesser
+ranks or lesser means--each dress cut, and fashioned, and braided,
+according to the taste or whim of the wearer. Now and then rumbled along a
+cumbrous gilded and fantastically painted coach, swinging heavily between
+its monstrous gilded wheels, and sometimes adorned upon the four corners
+of its broad projecting roof with clumps of feathers, not unlike an
+ancient tester-bed--the coachman in richly-laced Hungarian livery, or in
+the silver-buttoned vest, hanging white sleeves, and broad white trowsers
+of the peasant; but of finer stuff, gayer embroidery, and richer fringe to
+the trowsers' edge, than the humbler of his class, as befitted the
+elevation to which he had been raised--the six horses, loaded with studded
+sparkling harness, and hanging strips of metal-behung leather, which
+streamed down the flanks and shoulders. Within them sat alone the proud
+dames of the Hungarian magnates, in even costlier dress than was the wont
+of that period of costly and cumbrous attire--their powdered heads adorned
+with the bejewelled caps of the national costume; for in those days a man,
+who really deemed himself a man, disdained to show himself the lazy tenant
+of these moving houses; and more especially the Hungarian, who considered
+the name of horseman as synonymous with that of man, and himself as born
+to be "a tamer of horses." Amidst these heavier vehicles, the light wooden
+carts of the peasant-noble, ignorant of all attempt at springs, of all
+harness but the rudest cords, endeavoured in vain to advance rapidly, in
+obedience to the impatience of the small, meagre, but impetuous horses of
+Tartar race which were lightly attached to them.
+
+Among the crowded pedestrians was the scene still more checkered with
+kaleidescope variety. Here the embroidered pantaloons, the braided
+dolmans, and the feathered bonnets, were mingled with the long-fringed,
+full white trowsers, the large hanging shirt-sleeves, the broad-brimmed
+upturned hats--from beneath which streamed long black shaggy mane-like
+locks, over dark swarthy countenances, adorned with immense hanging
+moustaches--and the huge sheepskin cloaks, decorated on the exterior with
+fancifully embroidered flowers, and patches of bright cloth; the jaunty,
+dancing, bold, easy air of the Hungarians, all booted and spurred even to
+the very children, contrasting with the slouched gait of the Sclavonians,
+with their curiously sandled feet--the Croat, still attired like the
+Dacian of old, thronging along with the demi-brigand of the southern
+provinces, whose savage bandit aspect would have struck terror in the
+streets of any more civilized land--the purple talas, and long flowing
+beard of the followers of the Greek Pope, sweeping against the dark robe
+of the bald monk from the neighbouring convent--the smoother, finer gown
+of the richer Catholic priest brushing past the white uniform of the
+Austrian grenadier, with his conical headpiece, and long powdered pigtail.
+
+Amidst the hum of the many voices, the salutations of friends, the
+laughter of some of the squeezing throng, the oaths of others, the cries
+of the coachmen and the shouts of the horsemen to those who obstructed the
+streets, arose, nevertheless, one unwearied and endless sound--the sound
+of ringing metal--from the rattling of the universal spurs, and the
+clashing of the many sabres.
+
+But if the scene was varied, more varied still were the emotions of the
+crowd--among those, at least, who were more deeply interested in the
+result of the event which had called together a great part of the nation
+within the walls of the city of Presburg; according as their party
+feelings or private interests led them to desire that resistance should be
+shown to the appeal made by her whom the Hungarians styled their "King,"
+to her faithful subjects of Hungary, for succour under her distresses; or
+as their enthusiasm or attachment to the House of Austria induced them to
+wish that every assistance should be bestowed to enable her to restore her
+fallen fortunes.
+
+The situation of Maria Theresa was indeed desperate. Her right to the
+countries inherited by her from her father Charles VI., emperor of
+Germany, were contested by almost all the other states of Europe. Her
+friends and allies were few; and those few seemed to have deserted her at
+this critical juncture. And yet with what confidence, with what a
+well-assured prospect of a glorious reign, had she mounted the throne
+secured to her!
+
+As early as the year 1713, the Emperor Charles VI. had issued, in his
+privy council, a solemn ordinance, by which the female succession was
+secured throughout his states, in case of the failure of male issue--an
+ordinance well known in history, under the name of the "Pragmatic
+Sanction." It was published throughout the Austrian states as inviolable
+law, was made known to all the European courts, and by degrees guaranteed
+by all, forming the ground and basis of all their treaties and alliances
+with the House of Austria, and was moreover confirmed by oath by the
+princes allied to the family by their intermarriage with Austrian
+princesses. It was this ordinance, which only afterwards came into effect
+upon the death of the Archduke Leopold, the only son of Charles VI., that
+secured the right of succession to his daughter Maria Theresa, who at his
+decease, which occurred in October 1740, and closed the male succession of
+the House of Hapsburg, succeeded him, with the title of Queen of Hungary
+and Bohemia, in these and all the other Austrian States, including, Milan,
+Parma, Placentia, and the Netherlands. All these lands gave in their oath
+of adherence.
+
+In spite of the triple right, however, which gave the States of Austria to
+Maria Theresa--the right of nature, the law of the Pragmatic sanction, and
+the sureties given by all the European states--several powers shortly
+afterwards rose to contest her heritage. The Elector of Bavaria laid claim
+to the succession, in virtue of a will of the Emperor Ferdinand the First,
+dated in the year 1543; Augustus of Poland, in virtue of the earlier
+rights of his wife, Maria Josepha, daughter of the Emperor Joseph, the
+elder brother of Charles the Sixth. The King of Spain, Philip the Fifth,
+went back as far as the rights of the wife of Philip the Second, a
+daughter of the Emperor Maximilian the Second, from whom he was descended
+in the female line. The King of Sardinia, Charles Emmanuel, laid claim to
+the duchy of Milan; and Louis the Fifteenth of France supported the
+Elector of Bavaria and the King of Spain. All Europe was quickly in flames
+upon the subject of the succession. Not only princes, but many private
+individuals, took an eager and active part in the quarrel. But the war, at
+last, broke out from an unexpected quarter. Frederic the Second of Prussia
+now laid claim to four duchies in Silesia, in spite of the renunciations
+of these lands frequently made by his predecessors in favour of the House
+of Austria, and suddenly, in December 1740, invaded the country, which,
+being almost entirely undefended, was soon completely overrun by the
+Prussian army. Maria Theresa, in spite of the alliance offered her by the
+King of Prussia against her other enemies, in case Silesia should be
+yielded up to him, stoutly and valiantly refused all compromise, declared
+herself noways disposed to dismember, in the least degree, the States left
+her by her father, and bade defiance to Frederic. Her enemies now took
+this opportunity to attack her. Bavaria declared war, and was supported
+by France, Spain, Savoy, and Saxony. In spite of the opposition of
+Cardinal Fleury, the French minister, who was favourable to the cause of
+the young Queen, Louis the Fifteenth placed under the command of Marshal
+Count de Belle-Isle, a large French army, which crossed the Rhine in
+August 1741; whilst the Chevalier de Belle-Isle was sent from court to
+court in Germany, to rouse the powers against Maria Theresa; and numerous
+spies and agents were dispatched, in every direction, to undermine the
+last support she might have to hope for from her few remaining allies.
+Linz quickly fell into the hands of the enemy, who approached upon Vienna.
+Utter ruin lay before the persecuted Queen, who was obliged to leave her
+capital, and seek refuge in Hungary. And under these circumstances it was,
+that she had convoked at Presburg the Diet of the four orders of the
+kingdom, the opening of which now caused the city to throng with crowds of
+Hungarians from all quarters of the country.
+
+Among the mass of persons that thus swarmed in the main street of
+Presburg, like ants upon the chief passage to the anthill, in seeming
+confusion in which each individual atom has, nevertheless, its own purpose
+and design, was a young man, whose striking personal appearance
+continually attracted attention among those who crossed his path, and
+caused many a head to turn and gaze after him, even in that favoured land
+where beauty of the most romantic kind is common among all classes. He was
+a youth of scarcely more than twenty years, as might be seen by the fresh
+bloom upon his cheek, and the first down of dark moustaches which faintly
+painted his upper-lip. His figure was slim, but yet his carriage had all
+the bold ease of Hungarian youth; his features were regularly and
+beautifully fashioned, although not of that extreme symmetry which mars
+expression by its coldness; his dark-grey eyes, shaded by long black
+lashes, which bestowed on them an Oriental cast, wore a look of hardihood
+and languor combined, which spoke of a romantic temperament; and his
+dark-brown hair, unconcealed by the fashion of the times, streamed free
+and unfettered on to his neck and temples. He was attired in a sombre
+dress, which well became his figure and poetic look. His braided attila
+and pantaloons were of black cloth slightly relieved with velvet of the
+same colour upon the cuffs and collar; and a black velvet Hungarian cap,
+surmounted by a plume of black eaglet's feathers, sat boldly upon his
+head. The silver-mounted belt and chains of his sabre were the only
+ornaments that glittered on his dress.
+
+Whatever the purpose of the seemingly capricious wanderings of the young
+man, as he thrust obstinately and somewhat rudely through the crowds which
+opposed his progress, he was not to be diverted from it by the
+objurgations of some of those whom he thus elbowed on his passage, or the
+commendatory remarks of others, who noticed his good mien. His eye roved
+perpetually to every window at which a female form appeared; and, upon the
+approach of each coach that passed, he pushed boldly forward, to obtain as
+near a view as possible of its fair inmates. But he evidently sought some
+one particular form, which he found not in his unwearying scrutiny; for,
+as often as some fresh female face had been narrowly examined, followed
+sometimes with a moment's doubt, and then abandoned, he gently shook his
+head, with knitted brow, and an expression of disappointment, and, falling
+back, uttered an impatient sigh.
+
+At a short distance from the youth followed a tall old man, in the hussar
+dress of an Hungarian domestic, who, in turn, pushed sturdily after him,
+never losing him entirely from his sight, and utterly heedless of the
+exclamations of those thrust aside, who, however they might spare their
+angry comments to the handsome young noble, bestowed them with double
+wrath upon his rude attendant. The look of the old man was one of
+discontent, as he thus pursued the capricious movements of the youth; and
+he gave vent to a continued string of muttered rough Hungarian oaths,
+whilst he pushed on, and muttered such phrases as, "he is distraught--he
+is utterly distraught with this silly boyish fancy!"
+
+At length, as the dusk of approaching evening began slowly to fall upon
+the streets, as the crowd gradually lessened, as no more carriages rumbled
+heavily along the causeway, and as no more faces appeared at the windows,
+the young man paused in his hurried walk, uttered a still deeper sigh of
+disappointment, and leaning himself wearily against a doorway, sank his
+head downwards, and seemed lost in painful meditation.
+
+His old attendant approached him, and after a time, seeing that his
+presence was unnoticed, and that the gloomy reverie of the young man
+continued, he addressed him in a tone in which rude familiarity and
+respect were strangely combined--
+
+"Is my lord's young blood so hot, then, that he seeks to cool it by taking
+up his night-quarters under this airy gateway?" But seeing that the young
+man heeded him not, he muttered an inpatient "_Teremtette!_" between his
+teeth, and then, plucking at his master's dress, he continued--
+
+"Have you no orders to give me, Master Otmar?"
+
+"None, Farkas. No, leave me!" was the only reply vouchsafed.
+
+"Look you, Master Otmar," pursued his attendant--"You are observed
+here--you are an object of attention, perhaps of mockery, to the
+passers-by."
+
+"What mean you, Farkas?" cried the young man, in a tone of displeasure.
+
+"Nay! if my lord is angry, I have no more to say," replied Farkas, drawing
+back.
+
+"Perhaps you are right," said the young man, with a sigh; "although your
+words were rude." And without further comment, he removed himself from his
+reclining position, and walked away with hurried steps.
+
+The old domestic followed rapidly, and, as they approached the St
+Michael's gate, evidently expected that his young master would enter his
+lodging close by; but, seeing that he still walked on, Farkas paused for a
+moment, and murmured the words, "He bade me leave him. But he is utterly
+distraught. He knows not what he says; he has forgotten his command ere
+now; and who knows what may happen to the poor foolish boy!" And having
+thus reassured his conscience upon his act of disobedience, he pursued the
+young man's footsteps at a respectful distance, through the gateway, over
+the bridge, and along the suburb.
+
+Beyond lay a more open road, skirted by gardens, and enlivened here and
+there by summer pavilions, belonging to some of the wealthier nobles; and,
+at about a quarter of a mile from the town, stood, to the left of the
+wanderers, a stately palace, built in the heavy but ornamented style of
+the commencement of the same century, and backed by gardens, that
+stretched out behind it to the foot of that richly wooded and romantic
+ridge of low mountains which gives so peculiar a charm to the environs of
+the fine old city of Presburg.
+
+Passing through a side entrance of the court of this palace, which served
+as a summer residence to the Archbishop Primate of Hungary--at that period
+the Prince Immeric Esterhazy--and entering the gardens beyond, which the
+liberality of the wealthy primate opened to public recreation, but which
+were now empty, the young noble sauntered on, lost in meditation, through
+statues of heathen divinities, which seemed ill in accordance with the
+abode of a Christian bishop; and tritoned fountains, and stiff parterres,
+and huge incommodious stone benches; until, reaching an alley of shady
+planes and clustering chestnut-trees, he flung himself listlessly down on
+the mossy bench of a shell and pebble-studded niche. The glow of the last
+rays of the setting sun faintly penetrated the entrance of the avenue,
+adding a still richer colour to the rich green shades of the trees, as yet
+untouched by the influence of autumn; while, in the distant opening of the
+dark vista, framed, as it were, by the circling trees, appeared a hazy
+landscape of calm vine-covered hills, dotted with white cottages. It was a
+spot peculiarly adapted to meditation and repose, the solitude of which
+was enhanced, rather than disturbed, by its sole occupant--a misanthropic
+stork, that with its wings folded on its back, like a sulky old gentleman
+with his arms behind him, placed slowly and deliberately one foot before
+the other, as it stepped on in lonely thoughtfulness.
+
+For a time the young man sat lost in reflection; and it was not until he
+at length raised his head to gaze upon a scene congenial to his feelings,
+that he became aware of the form of old Farkas, standing erect against a
+tree, like a sentry in his box, at no great distance from him.
+
+"This is a persecution to which I cannot submit," he murmured to himself;
+and then rising, and calling angrily to his attendant, he cried,
+
+"Did I not bid you leave me, Farkas?"
+
+"Leave you, my lord?" said the attendant, advancing with an air of
+surprise.
+
+"Yes, leave me. Do you hear now?"
+
+"My duty"--continued the old man, in an expostulatory tone.
+
+"Is to obey me."
+
+"My attachment"----
+
+"Becomes importunate," broke in his master, "if my footsteps are to be
+thus dogged, and my solitude to be disturbed, fellow."
+
+Farkas tossed his head, with a sigh, that perhaps might be more
+appropriately termed a grunt, and moved a few steps backwards; but then,
+as if unable to obey, he again lingered and returned.
+
+"Master Otmar," he said, "call me rude, unmannered, disobedient. Bid me
+leave you--yes, leave you for ever, if you will. But, out it must,
+_teremtette!_ in spite of all. I cannot see you thus, and quit you,
+without a word--you, your father's son. You, Master Otmar, whose heels I
+was the first to spur, whom I first set on horseback to gallop alone over
+the Puszta, whom I first taught a good round Hungarian oath. I could not
+do it, were I to know it were the last word I spoke."
+
+"Speak then! What have you to say?" cried Otmar, in a tone of vexed
+impatience; but then, as he saw the eyes of the old man fixed in such
+mournful earnestness and solicitude upon him, he seemed to repent his
+harshness, and stretched out his hand, which his attendant took and kissed
+with reverence, according to the custom of the country.
+
+"Speak!" he said more mildly; "I know you love me, although sometimes you
+show your love after a strange rude fashion, Farkas!"
+
+"Are you a man, Master Otmar," began the old attendant, bluntly, "that you
+should be thus cast down because you have seen a pretty face that smiled
+upon you?" The young man showed evident marks of impatience at these
+words; but Farkas had seized his advantage, and continued, "Is a chitfaced
+woman's glance, seen only once, to break a man's bold spirit thus? You are
+in love, you will tell me. That's a boy's answer to all; but"--
+
+"Peace, foolish man! what do you know of love?" said Otmar, impatiently.
+
+"Foolish!" echoed the old man, with a toss of the head, as if he were for
+a moment inclined to argue which were the more foolish, he or his master.
+"Be that as it may. Perhaps I understand little of this love, at least
+now. But I remember the time I understood it better; and, _teremtette!_
+that was another sort of thing. When I was in love, I danced and sprang,
+and drank and swore, and flung up my cap on to the very horns of the young
+moon! There was some spirit in love then! But you have saved a fair lady
+from danger, as her unruly devils of horses were about to plunge her
+travelling coach from the bank into the broad stream of the Danube, and
+you are as cast down about it as if you had caused her death, instead of
+saving her from destruction. _Eb adta!_ it is for her to whine and pine,
+and lament that she sees the bright eyes of her handsome deliverer no
+more; not for you, boy!"
+
+"And with how sweet a smile! with what a dignity and grace! with what a
+look of angel brightness, did she hold out her hand to thank me!" muttered
+the young man to himself, as he again sank down upon the bank.
+
+"Be a man, Master Otmar!" pursued Farkas, with more animation and
+earnestness. "Call back again your energy and spirit! Where is the bold
+young fellow, now, who challenged that cursed outlandish rascal, who not
+long since strove to tamper with his loyalty, and throw doubts upon the
+rights of our King--God bless _her_!--and pricked him, too, right through
+the sword-arm, and did it well, right well?"
+
+"And would again, Farkas!" said Otmar, raising his head proudly.
+
+"Although, to be sure, you would not allow me to cudgel him soundly, and
+beat his treacherous brains out afterwards," continued the man, with a
+grim smile; "but, no matter for that, he had half his deserts, and shall
+have the other half one of these days. An honest man pays his just debts."
+
+"Leave the villain to his fate!" cried the young man with a look of scorn.
+
+"That's right!" pursued his attendant. "Now, you are yourself again. Look
+you, Master Otmar! I cannot bear to see you thus unhappy and cast down,
+and all for the look of a bright eye. It goes nigh to break my heart, I
+tell you." And the old man's voice began to falter with emotion.
+
+"But I am not unhappy," said Otmar, smiling; "I am happy, very happy. Let
+that re-assure you, Farkas. You tell me, be a man. Can I be a man, and not
+indulge grave thoughts in these times of strife and trouble?"
+
+The old man shook his head.
+
+"You love me, Farkas," continued the young noble. "Let, then, the
+assurance that I am far from unhappy suffice you. Now leave me, in all
+earnest. I shortly will return home--Home!" he murmured to himself, "have
+I a home now?"
+
+The old attendant still lingered; but, as his master stretched forth his
+hand, he again kissed it reverently, and, turning up the alley,
+disappeared from sight.
+
+"No! I am not unhappy," muttered Otmar, when he found himself alone. "Why
+should I not be happy, when she smiled upon me so sweetly? But should I
+not see her again? Oh no! Fate cannot be so cruel. And who was he that sat
+by her side, and took her hand in his, as she again entered the coach? Her
+husband--her lover, perhaps. I will not believe it. Her brother, may be.
+No! I am not unhappy. I should be happy that I can place between myself
+and the dark realities of life a bright barrier of fancy, of poetry, of
+love--like unto those glorious painted windows in the old cathedral, which
+spread out, between the inclemencies of the atmosphere without, and the
+mysteries of the calm sanctuary within, the thousand glories of a thousand
+colours, a radiant curtain of purple, and crimson, and gold, in such wise
+that the passing cloud, with all its variations of shade, only develops
+fresh treasures of harmony and beauty; and if a ray of sun bursts
+forth--oh then!--it might almost seem as if, in those dazzling showers of
+light and radiance, a whole celestial choir of angels descended upon the
+altar! Thrice happy should I be, that, on the sanctuary of my heart,
+shines such a ray of light! Yes, in the midst of the darkness of my life,"
+pursued the young man to himself, still following up the same images of
+his poetic fancy, "my thoughts should be as the thousand particles of dust
+that may be seen to turn, and whirl, and gambol in the golden shaft of
+light which streams through a peephole into a darkened prison! No, I
+should not be--I am not unhappy!" And yet Otmar sighed, as he bent his
+head again to the earth.
+
+From this poetic reverie he was roused, however, by the noise of
+footsteps; and, as he lifted up his head, he saw that the entrance to the
+alley was darkened by the forms of three persons who were advancing
+towards him. That which immediately attracted his attention, and caused
+him to spring up from his seat as if struck by an electric shock which
+darted through his heart, was a young female, whose features and
+expression, as she approached nearer, might be seen, spite of the
+gathering darkness, to be of singular beauty. She was attired in a dark
+brocaded dress, the long and slim waist of which was set off by a small
+hoop, in accordance with the custom of the times; a thick veil, or rather
+Spanish mantilla, of similar stuff was fastened into the top of her
+powdered edifice of hair, and covered her neck and shoulders; and from
+beneath its folds protruded a small hand, the fingers of which rested
+gently upon the arm of a young man. This second personage was dressed in
+all the rich extravagance of the French fashion of the day--his long
+lappeted coat, hanging waistcoat, and breeches, all laced and spangled,
+and behung with knots of ribands--his three-cornered hat flung under the
+arm which did not serve as support to the lady--and an embroidered
+handkerchief, the perfumes of which scented the air even at a distance,
+ostentatiously flourished in his hand; and if Otmar's heart beat
+involuntarily at first sight of the female, it was twinged with an equally
+involuntary pang of painful emotion as his eye wandered to her companion.
+The group was completed by an aged man, in the plain costume of a Catholic
+ecclesiastic of the day, to whom the lady turned her head to address some
+remark, as he lingered somewhat behind the other personages.
+
+The first instinctive movement of Otmar's heart had not deceived him. As
+the lady approached still nearer, the lingering doubt gave way to full
+conviction. It was she--she of whom he had dreamt so fondly-she whom he
+had sought all day so eagerly among the crowds that thronged the city
+streets! And now that she stood before him, his knees trembled, whilst his
+feet seemed to be rooted to the ground, and his tongue to cleave to the
+roof of his mouth. Had she passed him unnoticed where he stood, he could
+not have moved to claim a look, or framed a word to address her. But, as
+she drew closer to him, she checked her steps with a slight exclamation of
+surprise, almost of alarm, at the sight of the half-concealed stranger in
+the dusk. Her companion moved forward hastily, and, dropping her arm,
+advanced his hand to his sword; but, before he could say a word, she had
+in turn come forward.
+
+"Forbear, my friend!" she said; and then, advancing to Otmar, she
+continued, "I am not deceived. It is my noble rescuer. I have sought you,
+sir, in vain, to tender you my thanks for your good services, if my poor
+thanks, indeed, can be a recompense for service so beyond all price."
+
+"Madam, I did but the duty of a gentleman," stammered Otmar; "and for you,
+who would not----?"
+
+"I owe you, indeed, more than thanks can pay," interrupted the young
+female. "You left us so hastily, after accomplishing that deed of courage
+at the risk of your own life, that I had no time to learn who was my bold
+deliverer from peril. In the confusion and trouble of the moment, I
+allowed you to depart; and, believe me, my heart has not ceased to
+reproach me since for a seeming want of gratitude, that, the Saints of
+Heaven know, was far from it."
+
+"Oh! I am repaid, fully repaid, fair lady, by these words," interrupted
+the eager youth in his turn.
+
+"But I may still repair my error," resumed the lady. "Alas! I have little
+to bestow," she continued, with a sigh, "save empty words of gratitude.
+But the time may come. Let me know, at least, the name of him who has done
+me such essential service."
+
+"It were unworthy of your ears, fair lady," stammered Otmar timidly
+
+"Again, I reclaim the favour of your name, sir," said the young female.
+"You are noble; your mien proclaims it, did not the sabre by your side
+attest it." And her eyes seemed to rest with satisfaction upon the figure
+of the handsome youth. "You have more--you have the true nobility of
+heart. You will not refuse your name to a lady who demands it."
+
+Otmar was about to speak, when the noise of several persons advancing into
+the alley with rapid steps, caused the heads of all parties to turn in
+that direction. A troop of five or six men, with drawn swords, and black
+masks upon their faces, rushed violently upon them.
+
+"Seize her! It is she!" cried a tall man, who appeared the leader of the
+party, as he darted forward.
+
+A violent scream issued from the mouth of the female--exclamations of
+alarm, and shouts of rescue from those of her companions. Otmar
+instinctively drew his sabre with cry of rage, and the next moment all was
+skirmish and confusion.
+
+"Ruffian!" exclaimed the young Hungarian, attacking the taller mask, who
+had now seized with rude grasp the hand of the female, and causing him, by
+the violence of the onset, to let go his hold.
+
+"Ha! he once more! God's curse on him!" cried the leader, parrying the
+attack as best he might, whilst he endeavoured to regain possession of the
+lady.
+
+"Let her not escape! let her not escape!" he shouted again to his
+followers, finding himself hardly pressed upon. "I will dispatch this
+fellow, on whom I reckoned not." And he, in his turn, attacked Otmar with
+fury.
+
+Even in the midst of the skirmish, the young man could not resist seeking
+the lady with his eye; and he could dimly perceive, in the darkness and
+confusion, that she had taken refuge with the ecclesiastic, whilst her
+companion was making desperate efforts with his French small-sword, to
+keep at bay the other assailants. But his unwary solicitude had wellnigh
+cost him his life. A plunge of his adversary's sword passed through his
+attila, and slightly grazed his side. The next moment his own sabre
+descended on to the shoulder of the man with whom he was engaged, with
+sufficient effect, although the blow was evaded, to disable him for the
+moment, and cause him to stagger back.
+
+Profiting by this circumstance, Otmar rushed upon the other ravishers, and
+came up at the very instant when, overpowered by numbers, the companion of
+the lady had lost all power of any longer protecting her retreat, and
+preventing their object of seizing on her. Attacking then with fury, and
+dealing several severe wounds, he succeeded in turning their attention
+chiefly to himself.
+
+Thus desperately engaged in a most unequal combat, he heard the step and
+voice of his first antagonist from behind. A dagger already gleamed over
+his head, when suddenly a heavy blow resounded, and his assailant
+staggered and fell to the ground. In a few moments more he had contrived
+to disperse the other ruffians, who, wounded and alarmed, now took to
+flight. When he turned, he found his old Farkas standing over the
+prostrate body of his first foe.
+
+"I could not leave my lord," cried the old domestic, brandishing a stout
+stick: which he had snatched up. "And, _teremtette!_ I was right, whatever
+you may say. But I have done for one of the rascals, _eb adta!_ and just
+at the right nick too!"
+
+"Leave him an follow me, Farkas!" cried the young man. "They may still
+again assail her." And he hurried up the avenue, followed by the old man
+who grunted with unwillingness at leaving the prize of his strong arm.
+
+When they reached the open space beyond the alley, no one was visible in
+the dark. The lady and her companions had disappeared. Lights, however,
+were moving, in the archbishop's palace; and, at the same moment, a troop
+of servants, torches in hand, was seen to issue from the lower part of the
+building, attracted, probably, by the noise of the tumult.
+
+"Where can she be? Again lost to me! Lost, perhaps, for ever!" exclaimed
+Otmar.
+
+"Shall we not secure the fellow I knocked down?" said Farkas
+insinuatingly, with no small spice of pride at the thoughts of the
+capture. "He may be yet alive."
+
+"You are right," replied his master. "He was the leader of this troop of
+bravoes. He may be compelled to divulge the mystery of this deed; and I
+knew that voice, methinks, although as yet my recollections are confused."
+
+With these words he hurried back into the avenue. But when master and man
+had reached the spot where the body had lain, it was no longer visible.
+Marks of blood and of trampling feet, two broken swords and a ragged hat,
+were the only evidences that remained of the late combat.
+
+"Gone!" cried Otmar.
+
+"The other ruffians have returned and carried him off, _eb adta_!"
+exclaimed Farkas, with intense vexation.
+
+"Let us follow on their traces!" said the young noble. "See here! This way
+through the thicket! There are marks of broken boughs." And pushing his
+way through the bushes, he entered the dark wood, followed by his
+attendant.
+
+A moment afterwards the avenue was illuminated by the torches of the
+domestics from the archbishop's palace.
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+ "Spirit of men,
+ Thou heart of our great enterprise, how much
+ I love these voices in thee!"
+ BEN. JONSON.
+
+ "Love is ambitious, and loves majesty."
+ DECKER.
+
+Upon an imposing hill, which rises from the Danube's banks, and frowns
+over the city of Presburg, still stand the extensive ruins of a fine old
+castle, which was destroyed by fire at the commencement of the present
+century, but which, at this period of history, was generally occupied as a
+residence by the rulers of Hungary, when they paid a royal visit to their
+Hungarian capital; and in the large hall of state in this immense building
+it was, that the Diet of the four orders of the kingdom, convoked by Maria
+Theresa, had assembled on the eleventh of September--the morning following
+that evening so eventful to Otmar and his young love.
+
+At the upper end of this large apartment, a throne had been arranged for
+the young Queen. In the spaces between the old portraits of the heads of
+the House of Hapsburg, which adorned the walls, were now displayed
+Hungarian banners. On either side of the throne, awaiting the arrival of
+Maria Theresa, were several of her German ministers and household; and, as
+it was well known that those immediately about her person had protested
+energetically against her appeal to her Hungarian subjects, these German
+servants of the Queen were regarded with no looks of good-will or sympathy
+by those who filled the hall.
+
+Upon the first step of the throne, and apart from those who surrounded it,
+stood, on the right, the Count John Pallfy, the Palatin or Viceroy of the
+kingdom, his handsome martial countenance, with that semi-oriental disdain
+of all expression of emotion in the physiognomy, betraying none of those
+anxious feelings which were natural as to the result of a crisis so
+important; on the left, Count Louis Batthyani, the _Reichskanzler_ or
+Chancellor. Immediately below the throne were ranged, on one side, the
+bishops and prelates of the kingdom, to the number of sixty-seven, in
+their rich ecclesiastical attire; on the other, the numerous magnates of
+the realm, the princes, counts, and barons, to the amount of seven hundred
+and eighty, glittering in all the marvellous pomp and splendour of the
+Hungarian costume, and reaching in proud array far beyond the middle of
+the hall--the lower part of which was thronged by a crowd of the lesser
+nobles, and the deputies from the provinces, and from the royal free-towns
+of Hungary. Brilliant and dazzling was the scene composed of this living
+mass, with its thousand fantastic and bejewelled dresses; and wonderful to
+look at the many fine energetic countenances of all ages of which it was
+composed.
+
+Among the nobles, towards the middle of the hall, stood Otmar, his
+handsome face still pale from the excitement of the previous evening, and
+a night passed in sleeplessness. It was in vain that he had sought to find
+the trace of the ruffians who had made so strange an attempt to seize upon
+the person of the mysterious object of his affections: and only late in
+the night had he returned to his lodging, and striven to calm the anxiety
+of his mind in a useless attempt at repose upon his couch. His brain
+whirled with the confusion of his thoughts. All the past was involved in
+mystery and conjecture. Who was the beautiful female, to whom he had so
+quickly given all the first emotions and energies of his young heart?
+Should he ever again behold her who had thus twice crossed his path, to
+disappear as suddenly from before his eyes? Had she escaped the hands of
+her ravishers? What had become of her? And who, again--he demanded with a
+pang of bitter jealousy--was that young man who had twice been her
+companion, and whom she had styled her friend? Thus agonized with a
+thousand doubts and apprehensions, he could scarcely command his senses to
+gaze upon the scene around, or to reflect upon the important purpose which
+had called him, with the other Hungarian nobles, to that hall. The
+troubles of his life, his doubtful fate, his dreary position in the world,
+were all forgotten in the absorbing thoughts connected with her he loved:
+all minor anxieties--such as his dismissal that morning, as he left the
+house, from his poor lodging by his old landlord, in a manner which, had
+he been able to think on other matters, might have appeared to him as
+heartless as inconsistent--found no room in his tormented mind. The noise
+of the trumpets, announcing the entry of the Queen; the opening of the
+door, to the right of the throne, through which she passed; the murmur,
+and partial confusion, which attended her ascending the steps, and placing
+herself in presence of that crowded assembly, scarcely roused him from his
+reverie.
+
+But when he raised his eyes, he scarcely could credit their own evidence.
+There she stood on high before him! The crown of St Stephen of Hungary was
+on her lofty brow: the royal mantle covered her shoulders: the bejewelled
+cimiter of the Hungarian kings was at her side. In her arms she held a
+baby of about six months of age; in her left hand she clasped that of a
+little girl. She was there in all her dazzling splendour of royal beauty.
+And it was she!--she to whom his heart was given--she whom he had dared to
+love!
+
+For a moment the whole scene whirled before the eyes of Otmar: he
+staggered as one struck by lightning: his pale cheek grew paler still: he
+felt as if he were falling to the earth. How he found a tongue to speak,
+he himself could not have told. But, with faltering voice, he turned to an
+old Hungarian magnate by his side, and stammered--
+
+"Is it possible? Is that--she--our King--is that?"
+
+"Who should it be, _domine illustrissime_?" answered the person thus
+addressed, with the Latin courtesy of the country. "Who should it be,
+friend?"
+
+Again Otmar found force to falter forth--
+
+"And he, who has given her his hand to mount the throne--he who now stands
+behind her, glittering in all the rich fancifulness of that outlandish
+dress--who is _he_?"
+
+"Humph!" replied the old Hungarian, in no very amiable tone of voice.
+"That is her favourite German minister, the young Prince Kaunitz--a silly
+fop! She might have better and less compromising servants about her
+person, methinks. As you seem a stranger, _domine_," he pursued, unheeding
+Otmar's agitation, "you may like to know that the old ecclesiastic, who
+has taken the other place behind her, is our Archbishop Primate, the
+Prince Emmeric Esterhazy, at whose summer palace she took up her
+residence, _incognita_, on first arriving here."
+
+"Kaunitz! her favourite minister, and she called him 'my friend!'"
+muttered the young man, trembling with emotion.
+
+"Yes! and they do say," continued his informant lightly, "that now her
+husband, the Grand Duke of Tuscany, is absent with the remains of her
+discomfited army, she and the young prince"--and he whispered in Otmar's
+ear.
+
+A pang of the bitterest feeling passed through the young noble's heart.
+But that pang, by its very revulsion, gave him fresh energy.
+
+"Calumny!" he exclaimed, angrily, to his companion, whom he doubted not to
+be one of those disaffected to the cause of the persecuted Queen.
+"Calumny!" But his voice was drowned in the loud murmur which arose on all
+sides calling for silence.
+
+Maria Theresa had risen from the throne, upon which she had seated herself
+on her first entrance to calm her feelings; and she gazed, with evident
+emotion, and with faltering purpose, upon the vast crowd before her. No
+doubt that she saw a stern discouraging frown upon many a brow: no doubt
+that she knew how deeply the seeds of discontent and disaffection had been
+sown among her subjects--how great a majority was unfavourable to her
+cause: and she trembled and faltered for a moment.
+
+But the beauty, the dignity, and grace of the young Queen had already
+worked their spell upon the susceptible natures of the Hungarians, who,
+stern as they may be, are easily led away by enthusiastic impulses. A
+flattering murmur of applause ran through the assembly.
+
+Encouraged by this movement of sympathy, which her quickly sensitive
+woman's heart felt rather than perceived, Maria Theresa lifted her head
+more boldly, and advancing one step forward, with her little daughter
+clinging to her dress, held forward in her arms the baby boy, whose
+destinies afterwards fixed him on the imperial throne of Germany as Joseph
+the Second.
+
+All set speeches, all forms were forgotten by her in the trouble of the
+moment.
+
+"Hungarians!" she said, with quivering voice, in Latin,--"deserted by my
+friends, persecuted by my enemies, attacked and oppressed by my nearest
+relations, my only refuge, in my utmost need, is in your fidelity,
+courage, and support. To you alone, with God, can I any longer look for
+safety. To your loyalty alone can I confide the welfare of the son and
+daughter of your kings. At your feet I lay my children. I come to you for
+succour. Will you grant it me?"
+
+Her voice trembled. She could not proceed. A pause ensued.
+
+"_Vitam et sanguinem!_" responded a voice.
+
+It was that of Otmar, who had listened, with beating heart, to the accents
+of his adored Queen; whilst the blood had gradually risen into his pale
+cheeks, and now flushed his animated countenance with colour.
+
+"_Vitam et sanguinem!_" was shouted by almost every voice in the assembly,
+as it caught up the cry.
+
+"MORIAMUR PRO REGE NOSTRO!" again cried Otmar, drawing forth his sabre.
+
+"MORIAMUR PRO REGE NOSTRO!" was re-echoed by a thousand mouths, as a
+thousand sabres were waved on high, and flashed upon the air.
+
+The enthusiastic feeling had been communicated as an electric shock
+throughout the crowd. Spite of party feelings, party purpose, stern
+resolves, it had proved irresistible. Before the Hungarian nobles was a
+woman--a beautiful female in distress--and she their Queen! The burst of
+loyal fervour was spontaneous, uncontrollable.
+
+The bosom of Maria Theresa heaved with emotion at the sound of this wild
+cry. For a moment she struggled with her feelings, strove to be a queen:
+but her woman's nature gave way; and, sinking back on her throne, she
+burst into tears.
+
+The sight of this outbreak of emotion spoke again to each Hungarian heart;
+and, with still wilder and louder shouts of frenzied enthusiasm, the cry
+of "MORIAMUR PRO REGE NOSTRO!" rang again through the hall of the Castle
+of Presburg, until the old walls trembled to their base. Tears sprang from
+many of the sternest eyes, and rolled down many a withered cheek. But they
+were tears of pity, admiration, and fury.
+
+All rancour, discontent, political difference, purpose of treachery, had
+been forgotten. The cause of Maria Theresa had been won!
+
+Long it was before the tumult of the many voices ceased, or the flashing
+sabres were restored to their scabbards. And when at length the murmur in
+the hall was somewhat stilled, the aged archbishop advanced to the side of
+Maria Theresa, who, with her eyes streaming with tears, stood up at once.
+He attempted to speak in the name of the Hungarian nation in answer to her
+appeal. But the old man's voice failed him; and only in broken accents,
+which scarcely could be heard beyond the throne, could he utter a few
+words of fervent devotion, and pray God to bless her.
+
+In his turn also, the Palatin, Count Pallfy, stepped forward and spoke of
+supplies and men. But his voice, also, was drowned in the enthusiastic
+shouts which promised to the persecuted Queen the succour of the very
+life's blood of her faithful Hungarians, and the aid of their fortunes to
+the last florin. It could scarcely at last be heard, as the official
+declaration was made of the opening of the Diet and of the sittings to be
+held, at which the necessary measures to be taken to be debated.
+
+Then again rose the shouts, as Maria Theresa attempted to thank her
+faithful subjects. She could no longer speak; but she waved her hand to
+them, with a graceful gesture, and a look of gratitude which betrayed the
+depth of her feelings. Otmar's heart again beat tumultuously. He closed
+his eyes, as if to shut out from his very heart the dangerous sight of her
+who held over it so powerful a fascination. When he again looked up, she
+had descended from the throne. She was gone.
+
+Overpowered by the various conflicting feelings which had so powerfully
+assailed him in the last short hour, the young noble followed
+instinctively the crowd as it streamed out of the great hall; and it was
+only when he found himself in a large ante-room, somewhat severed from the
+general mass, that he stopped and threw himself down upon a bench near a
+doorway, to collect his confused and scattered thoughts. He remained for a
+time lost in a reverie, from which he was aroused by a tap upon his
+shoulder.
+
+Before him stood a boy, in a military dress, whose mien bore all the
+boldness and pertness of a page.
+
+"_Servus, domine!_" said the youth, with an impudent air.
+
+"What want you with me?" asked Otmar sharply. "I do not know you, sir.
+This is some mistake."
+
+"It is none at all, if I read right your person," answered the boy pertly,
+mustering Otmar from top to toe. "Are you not he who was last night in the
+primate's garden? The description answers that of him I was bid to seek."
+
+"I was in the primate's garden last night, of a truth," said the young
+noble: "but"----
+
+"Then follow me," continued the boy, with a nod of the head.
+
+"Whither?"
+
+"Where a lady calls you," laughed the page, with an impudent swagger. "A
+young fellow of our age and blood needs no other bidding, methinks."
+
+"What lady?" once more asked Otmar. But the boy only winked him to follow,
+as a reply; and turning into a side-door, beckoned to him once more; and
+then, seeing that the summons was obeyed, proceeded on, through several
+passages and corridors, until, reaching a door, he pushed it open. Within
+stood a female; and Otmar's heart, which had beat high with vague
+expectations of what he himself scarce dared to divine, was suddenly
+chilled, when he saw before him an elderly lady, altogether unknown to
+him. But as she came forward to ask the boy whether it was the person he
+was charged to seek, he became aware that it was not she into whose
+presence he was to be introduced. The lady, in turn, signed to him to
+follow; and after tapping gently upon an inner-door, and waiting for a
+reply, opened it, and bade him enter.
+
+The apartment into which the young noble had been thus ushered, seemed to
+have been hastily fitted up with such resources of a lady's chamber as the
+cumbrous and incommodious fashion of the day offered. At the upper end, in
+a large high-backed chair, sat a female figure, behind whom a tirewoman
+appeared in waiting.
+
+Those hopes and expectations which, once or twice, Otmar had permitted to
+float over his mind, as he had followed the page through the passages of
+the castle, and had then dismissed from it as fantastic and improbable,
+and yet again, in spite of his better reasonings, indulged, were now
+confirmed, and still, to his dazzled sight, appeared impossible.
+
+It was indeed Maria Theresa who sat before him.
+
+The mantle had been disengaged from the shoulders, the cimeter ungirded
+from her side, and the crown removed from her head: but she still wore the
+rich dark dress, incrusted with gems, that proclaimed her royalty, but
+which she needed not to stamp her "every inch" a queen. Her hair had been,
+apparently, loosened by the removal of the diadem from her brow; and
+powdered as it was, it fell in luxuriant ringlets over her neck and
+shoulders. The glow of her recent emotion still remained upon her face,
+and added to the natural grace of her beauty: and her lustrous dark-grey
+eyes were still moist with her late tears.
+
+No wonder that Otmar stood before her, doubly dazzled with her beauty as a
+woman, and her majesty as a queen--bewildered that she, whom he had
+presumed to love, and for whom, in spite of himself, his heart yet beat
+wildly, should be his sovereign, and that he should stand thus in her
+presence.
+
+"Ah! is it you, sir--you, doubly my rescuer from evil!" said Maria
+Theresa, rising from her chair, and advancing a few steps towards him.
+"Welcome, to accept your Monarch's inmost thanks!" And she stretched out
+her hand, which, although totally unpractised in the etiquette of courts,
+Otmar, by an instinctive impulse, knelt down to kiss.
+
+"Rise, sir!" she continued. "Were my gratitude alone to speak, it were for
+me, your Queen, to kneel and kiss the hand that a second time has, through
+God's providence, been the instrument of my deliverance from peril."
+
+Otmar rose from his knees, a deep blush overspreading his handsome
+countenance. The young Queen seemed to gaze upon him for a moment with
+satisfaction; and then, waving her hand to her female attendant to retire,
+she again addressed him.
+
+"What can I do to serve you, sir?" she said--"you, who have thus twice
+served me at the peril of your life. I am but a poor and a powerless
+Queen," she continued, with a faint smile: "but a grateful heart may still
+find means to recompense"----
+
+"To live and die in your majesty's defence, is all your poor servant, who
+has but done his duty to his Queen, although unknowingly, has to desire,"
+was the young noble's reply.
+
+"Nay, sir, we have too many obligations towards you," said the Queen, "to
+allow ourselves to be quit thus. Can I do naught to serve you in return?"
+she pursued, with a less dignified and more familiar tone. "You must not
+allow so great a weight of thanks to lie upon my heart. Take pity on me!"
+
+Otmar could with difficulty find words to speak. The tumult of his
+feelings almost overpowered him, as he began to forget the queen in the
+beautiful and loved woman before him. But he struggled with the impetuous
+dictates of his heart.
+
+"Madam!" he said, commanding himself, "I am a poor noble, left alone in
+this wide world, almost without a friend, since my poor father's death,
+which left me with involved fortunes, and without a prospect for the
+future; and I was careless of life, until--until I had seen--your
+majesty," he continued with emotion, whilst the blush upon the cheek of
+the young Queen showed her perception that the homage paid was as much to
+the woman as the monarch. "And now my only wish, as I have said, is to die
+in your service and defence."
+
+"Die! God forbid!" said Maria Theresa, with a woman's ready tear starting
+to her eye. "Live, sir! and, if you will, to fight in our cause. Enter the
+army. Rank shall be granted you. Your advancement shall be cared for. Live
+to be again the friend and champion of the poor persecuted Queen, who
+needs friends indeed, when all are set against her."
+
+"Say not so, madam," interrupted Otmar, with fervour. "Have we not, one
+and all, sworn to give our life and life's blood in your cause?"
+
+"Yes," said the Queen, her tears now fully flowing, at the recollection of
+the late scene of wild enthusiasm. "I have found friends among my
+faithful, and my true--my gallant, noble Hungarians. Think you I did not
+mark you, sir--you, who were the first to shout, 'For Maria Theresa we
+will die!' Think you that my heart did not feel that you were, perhaps, a
+third time, my friend in need? But I have enemies still. Calumny, I am
+aware, miscolours my simplest actions. My very feelings may be
+misinterpreted, my very tears, at this moment, in your presence,
+misconstrued. Who can know what is the worth of friends better than those
+who suffer from such odious attacks of enemies as I have suffered?" And
+Maria Theresa clasped her hands before her eyes.
+
+Otmar once more sank down at her feet deeply affected.
+
+"But I must away with this weakness!" said the Queen, struggling to
+recover from her agitation, and dashing away her tears with her fingers.
+
+As she saw Otmar kneeling before her, his fine features fixed upon her
+with the liveliest expression of pity and admiration, his handsome figure
+bent to do homage to her loveliness and worth, her woman's feelings had
+the mastery of her feelings as a queen, and, smiling upon him with a
+smile, which shone all the more brightly through her tears--that smile,
+with the power and fascination of which none knew better how to fetter
+hearts than Maria Theresa--she hastily detached from her shoulders a
+string of diamonds, and passed them over the young man's neck.
+
+"This is no recompense, to reward your services with matters of sordid
+value, sir," she said. "This is no gift to enable you to retrieve, however
+slightly, your fallen fortunes. This is the chain of honour which I bestow
+upon my champion and knight; for such you shall be in the eyes of the
+world. Here, in Maria Theresa's chamber, you are to her the deliverer and
+friend."
+
+"Madam! my life, my heart, and soul are yours!" stammered the young man,
+no longer able to control his feelings, under circumstances which made him
+forget for a moment that distance which the sovereign herself seemed to
+have overleapt.
+
+Again Maria Theresa blushed slightly. In spite of her strong
+understanding, her virtue, and her worth, she was not above those feelings
+of coquetry which, joined to her admiration of beauty, often, especially
+at an after period of her life, gave handle to the many unjust calumnies
+of her traducers.
+
+"Rise once more, my noble knight!" said the young Queen, with another
+smile; "for we have dubbed you such. We will attach you to our especial
+service, since such is your desire, and find a place for you in our suite;
+although it be but badly paid in our state of disastrous fortune. But I
+know you heed not that. I see it in that look, that would reproach me for
+such a thought. You shall remain with us until you join our army," she
+added with a sigh, "to fight in our cause."
+
+"This honour, madam"--stammered Otmar, rising.
+
+"Is not without its perils and its pains, good youth," continued Maria
+Theresa. "You will have to combat envy, jealousy, ill-will within; for
+such is the life of courts. Alas! I know it but too well. Without, you may
+have often wearisome and dangerous services."
+
+"None can be felt as such when it is you--your Majesty I serve," said the
+young man with enthusiasm.
+
+"I will--I do believe you, sir," replied the Queen. "I have said it once,
+and I repeat it. Yours is the true nobility of heart. Ah! were they all
+so--they who serve me and call themselves my friends! But enough of this!
+Let your first service be to direct the search of our agents to the
+discovery of the disguised enemies who made that bold attempt last night
+to secure my person during my evening stroll--my poor moments of liberty!
+Ah! France, I recognise there your treacherous designs! You did not know
+who were your adversaries?"
+
+"Madam," answered the young man, "I should recognise again the voice of
+him who was my principal assailant; and who, if I mistake not, has already
+crossed his sword with mine. But I know him not."
+
+"I would not punish when I can forgive," said Maria Theresa, with a sigh.
+"But the discovery of these complotters on my liberty, perhaps my life, is
+necessary for the safety of my realm."
+
+"If my zeal avail aught," said Otmar warmly, "their life shall pay their
+treachery."
+
+"No bloodshed, no bloodshed, as you love me, good youth!" said the Queen,
+shuddering. "Blood enough is shed upon the battle-field for me and mine.
+And who knows how far such blood should lie upon the conscience of a
+miserable queen?--how far the Almighty will write it to her dread account
+at the last great day of reckoning?" And, with that nobility of feeling
+peculiar to Maria Theresa, she sank her head downwards in gloomy thought.
+For a time she thus remained, as if forgetful of the presence of the young
+noble; at length she again raised her head, cleared away the gloom upon
+her features with a faint smile, and once more extending her hand,
+said--"Now leave us, sir, but to return shortly hither. Already they may
+cry scandal that I should have talked to one of such good mien so long.
+But go not," she continued, as Otmar moved towards the door, "until I have
+told you how my heart was pained, that the search of those who sought to
+discover you, after the skirmish of last evening, was useless--how
+anxiously I prayed, in the darkness of the night, that no ill might have
+befallen my young, champion--how my very soul was gratified to see him in
+the crowd before me, to know that he was safe! You must not think your
+Queen heartless and ungrateful, sir. Now, go!"
+
+With a wave of the hand, Maria Theresa dismissed from her presence the
+young noble, who staggered from the chamber in a tempest of tumultuous
+emotions.
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+ "Stand back, thou manifest conspirator:
+ Thou that contrivedst to murder!"
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ "Farewell, my lord! Good wishes, praise, and prayers,
+ Shall Suffolk ever have of Margaret.
+ Farewell, sweet madam!"
+ _Idem._
+
+In a small room on the first floor of the old house occupied by the Jew
+druggist, sat Otmar once more, on the evening of the important day which
+had decided the fortunes of Maria Theresa. He had returned to the
+temporary home from which he had been so inhospitably driven, in order to
+direct the removal of his scanty baggage, and the few relics that reminded
+him of happier times, and the brighter days of his childhood, and which,
+during the day, his old attendant had collected together.
+
+The room was wainscoted with blackened oak, the sombre shades of which
+were unrelieved by any ornament; and at a table, near the heavy
+casement-window, a part of which was open, rather to admit the fading
+light of day into the dark apartment than the autumn air of the chill
+evening, sat the young noble, tracing slowly the lines of a letter, which
+he seemed to compose with difficulty, and not without many a hesitation
+and many a heavy sigh.
+
+Upon a packed portmanteau, in the middle of the room, sat Farkas, puffing
+from a short pipe small clouds of smoke, which issued in regular but
+uneasy jerks from beneath his thick overhanging moustache. From time to
+time he nodded his head impatiently, with a sideward movement, and
+murmured between his teeth, without interrupting his employment, words
+that accompanied his intermittent puffs, like the distant rumbling which
+follows the smoke of the cannon on the far-off battle-field.
+
+"_Teremtette!_" he muttered angrily. "I shall not be easy until I am quit
+of this den of the old hyena, who has turned my lord out of doors like a
+gipsy beggar-boy--and why? The foul fiend only knows. I should like to
+wring the old ruffian's neck for him, like a carrion-crow, _eb adta_!"
+
+At length the young noble threw down his pen.
+
+"It is done!" he exclaimed with a sigh. "I have written to the old
+advocate at Buda to send me the papers I require. I must not think on my
+own fortunes. My father's honour must be saved; and my own beggary shall
+be signed before I leave this country."
+
+"Too honest by half to such rascals as those villanous cheating
+money-lenders, whoever they may be, _eb adta_!" muttered Farkas again
+unheard, with a vexed shrug of the shoulders.
+
+"Is all prepared?" said Otmar, turning to his attendant.
+
+"There is nothing but what I can take upon my own shoulders," answered the
+old man with a sigh; "and they are broad enough to bear twice the
+weight." And rising from his temporary seat, he jerked it on to his back.
+Then seizing up another small valise in his hand, he stood ready for
+departure.
+
+"Enter the first inn, and there await my orders, whether they have room to
+lodge us or no; as is not probable in the confusion of the town," said
+Otmar. "I trust that I may yet find us other and better quarters for
+another night; and we can seek a home for once under nature's roof,
+without much detriment to our bones."
+
+"What his lord can bear, can old Farkas also," was the attendant's sturdy
+answer, and he left the room.
+
+"Farewell then," said Otmar, gazing around him. "Farewell, my poor
+chamber, the depositary of so many hopes and aspirations, regrets, sad
+thoughts, and air-built castles. Visions, bright visions of beauty and of
+love, have illumined thy dark walls; and they, too, have flown--flown
+before a stern reality, which proclaimed them folly, madness--ay, madness!
+They are gone for ever! But shall they not be followed by dreams of glory,
+of renown, of smiles from her beaming eyes to thank her champion--her
+friend? Yes--me, too, she has called her friend. Farewell, then, my poor
+chamber! Thou hast witnessed little but my wretchedness, and yet I regret
+thee; for her spirit--hers--the beautiful, the bright, the unknown--still
+hovers around thee. Fare-thee-well!"
+
+Otmar prepared to depart; but he was still lingering to send around him a
+last look upon those bare walls which he had thus apostrophized, when
+hasty steps were heard to mount the stair, and Farkas abruptly re-entered
+the room.
+
+"Quick, quick!" cried the old man. "I saw him coming up the street--him,
+you know--that outlandish rascal, whom you fought by the inn on the
+roadside, because he would have spoken ill of our Queen--God preserve
+her!--the same who, if your doubts prove true, was the villain who tore
+that cursed slip in your attila last night--the foul fiend confound him,
+_eb adta_! I thought I had a stronger arm--old fool that I was! Quick,
+quick!" And seizing Otmar's arm, he dragged him to the open window.
+
+"It is he!" exclaimed the young noble, looking out; "the same tall form
+and insolent gait. Ah! he is entering the house. Hark! he is mounting the
+stair. God be praised, he falls into my very hands!"
+
+In truth, footsteps were evidently ascending the staircase. Otmar and his
+old attendant paused to listen with palpitating interest. The next moment
+the door of the Jew's apartment, on the other side of the passage, was
+heard to open, and a voice to exclaim, "Hello! old fox, where have you hid
+yourself? Out of your hole, I say! I have to speak with you." Then the
+door closed, and all was still.
+
+"It is the same voice!" exclaimed Otmar again. "It is he who made that
+foul attempt upon her liberty. Villain!" And half-drawing his sabre, he
+rushed towards the door of the room.
+
+"Down with him! down with the rascal, _teremtette_!" cried Farkas,
+following his master in excitement.
+
+"No, no!" said Otmar, checking his own first impulse, and catching the old
+man's arm. "He is a traitor and a spy! It is not for me to punish; it is
+for the country's laws. She bids me seek to discover him. Providence has
+thrown him into my hands, and enabled me to obey her behest. She would
+condemn me were I to take vengeance into my own hands."
+
+"What!" cried Farkas, violently. "My lord has his enemy face to face, and
+hesitates to defy him to the death!"
+
+"Peace, old man!" exclaimed Otmar; "you know not what you say. Ah! I see
+it all now," he continued. "He is the agent of her enemies, and is in
+collusion with our doctor landlord. It is here their villainous schemes
+are hatched."
+
+"True! It was he--it must have been he," said Farkas in his turn, "who sat
+with the rascally old thief, when I entered his room the night before the
+last."
+
+"Hear me, Farkas," continued the young noble. "I must away to the castle.
+Maria Theresa may still be there. All shall be revealed. Watch you, at
+some distance, in the street, that he leave not the house or escape us."
+
+"Better split the cowardly villain's skull at once, _teremtette_!" cried
+the old man once more, indignantly.
+
+"Peace, I say!" said Otmar. "Follow me, and stealthily." And with these
+words he left the room, followed down the stairs by his grumbling
+attendant, who still muttered many an angry "_teremtette!_" between his
+lips, unable to comprehend the hesitation of his young master, when so
+good an opportunity was before him of taking revenge upon "such a
+villainous scoundrel" as the spy.
+
+Scarcely had they quitted the apartment, when an angle of the wainscoting,
+forming the door of a partially concealed closet, opened; and the form of
+the Jew money-lender--pale, trembling, and with haggard eyes--staggered
+into the room.
+
+"Jehovah! We are lost--irretreviably lost!" he exclaimed with a choked
+husky voice. "Cavaliere! Cavaliere!" and he hastened, as fast as his
+trembling limbs would carry him, to the door. But, in spite of his agony
+and his alarm, his usual habits of caution, and perhaps of
+self-appropriation also, did not forsake him, and with the words, "That
+paper the young fellow wrote may tell us more!" he turned back, shuffled
+to the table, snatched up the letter, which Otmar had forgotten in his
+hurry, and then gained his room, where, seated, with gloomy and
+discontented brow, the Italian spy waited him.
+
+"_Diavolo!_ Where have you been hiding, Bandini? I need your aid,"
+exclaimed the cavaliere, as he entered. "All is ruined, if still stronger
+measures be not taken. My grand expedition of last night, which might have
+secured all at a blow, has utterly failed, through the interference of a
+rash young fool, who has twice crossed my path to baffle me. I myself am
+wounded,"--and he pointed to a bandage, partly concealed by a scarf thrown
+over his shoulder--"still confused, from a blow dealt upon my head by some
+meddling ruffian. The curses of hell blight their arms, one and all! Those
+traitors, too, the Hungarians, have broken every promise, to shout
+_Vivat!_ to that woman; because she shed before them a few maudlin tears.
+Weak fools! weak fools! and that they call enthusiasm! They promise her
+supplies of men and money. My schemes are ruined--my services all
+naught--your hopes of reward utterly gone, Master Bandini--utterly gone,
+do you hear?--if some great _coup-de-main_ be not yet tried. There! look
+not so pale and frightened, man, with that ugly wo-begone face of yours.
+There are yet means that may be used."
+
+"But we are lost--lost!" stammered the Jew, shaking in every limb, and
+struggling in vain to speak.
+
+"Lost! Not yet!" replied the Italian scornfully "whilst I have yet a head
+to scheme, and a bold heart to execute."
+
+"We are lost, I tell you. All is discovered. We are betrayed!" cried the
+Jew. "That young fellow--in yonder room--alas! he knows all. We must
+fly--conceal ourselves."
+
+"How now, man?" exclaimed the cavaliere, in his turn springing up in
+alarm.
+
+"I had driven him from the house, at your desire," stammered Bandini,
+panting for breath; "but he returned to seek his baggage. They had both
+been absent, master and man; and I had thought to look after my own poor
+goods and chattels in the room"--
+
+"Or to that which you could lay your hands upon, old thief--I know you.
+But proceed! What means this tale?" said the spy.
+
+"Jehovah knows you speak not true!" continued the Jew. "But they came back
+suddenly and unawares. I feared they might think evil of me, if they found
+me there; and I concealed myself in the closet. I heard all!"
+
+"All!--all what? Speak, man!" exclaimed the Italian furiously.
+
+"He is the same--the same of whom you spoke just now," pursued the old
+man, trembling. "He who wounded you last night. He recognised you as you
+entered. He knows all. He is gone up to the castle to betray us. Oh! I am
+a lost man--a lost man!" and the Jew wrung his hands bitterly.
+
+"Betrayed!" cried the spy--"gone, to the castle! Ten thousand devils drag
+him down to hell! Which way did he go? What did you hear? Speak,
+man!--speak, I tell you." And he shook the old man violently by the
+collar.
+
+"He will probably mount to it by the shorter ascent, along the Jews'
+street," gasped forth Bandini with difficulty.
+
+"And is there no quicker way?" exclaimed the Italian hurriedly.
+
+"By the lane opposite," stammered the Jew breathlessly. "Turn to the
+left--mount the crooked street--you will find yourself opposite to the
+garden, behind my old friend Zachariah's house. On passing through it, you
+are at the upper end of the Jews' street, and near the castle plain."
+
+"There is no time to be lost!" cried the spy, flinging his hat upon his
+head. "My pistols are primed and loaded," he continued, feeling in an
+inner pocket of his coat. "I shall be there before him. He must die. The
+same passage will favour my escape. Ah! it is you rascal of a Jew,
+villainous miser, who are the cause of all! Dearly shall you repay me
+this!" And seizing the old money-lender by the throat, he nearly throttled
+him, and, when he was almost black in the face, flung him with violence
+into a corner of the room.
+
+As the Italian disappeared, the old man raised himself, with difficulty,
+from the ground.
+
+"And such is the poor Jew's reward," he muttered, "from these Christian
+dogs, for all his losses, and his sacrifices, and his perils! What is to
+be done? If he kill the youth, I have still to fear his wrath. If he come
+not in time, we are undone. Every way is danger. Shall I myself turn
+informer? It is late--very late in the day--but yet it may be tried. Can I
+glean nothing from this paper that may sound like fresh and genuine
+information? What have we here?" he continued, rapidly scanning parts of
+Otmar's letter with his eye, and murmuring its contents to himself. "'I
+leave the country'--'But my father's honour must be covered'--'Send the
+papers ceding the estates'--'I am resolved to sign, although it be my
+utter ruin'--The name?--'Otmar, Baron Bartori.'--Merciful Jehovah!" burst
+forth the Jew. "It is he! It is my young man--and I knew it not--he, whose
+sign-manual is to convey to me the estates, in return for my poor moneys
+lent: and, if he sign not, the heritage goes to the next male heir; and I
+am frustrated of my dues. But he will be killed--die without signing. I am
+a ruined man--a ruined man!" And the money-lender clasped his hands in
+despair. "No, no--he must not die. Caracalli! Caracalli! touch him not!
+touch him not! He must not die, ere I have his precious sign-manual. Save
+him! save him! Jehovah! what shall I do? Caracalli! Caracalli!" And thus
+madly shouting after the Italian, the Jew rushed from his room in a frenzy
+of despair.
+
+In addition to the great and winding carriage-road which leads up to the
+summit of the hill on which stands the castle of Presburg, there is a
+shorter passage to it, by a narrow tortuous street, lined with old falling
+houses, and paved at intervals with terrace-like stone steps to aid the
+steep ascent. To this street, in former times, the Israelites residing in
+the city were restricted as a dwelling-place, incurring heavy fine and
+imprisonment by daring, either openly or under a feigned name, to infringe
+this severe rule: and even at the present day, although this restriction
+has been removed, it is almost entirely occupied, either from habit or
+from choice, by petty and most doubtful traders of the same persuasion,
+and is still known under the name of the Jews' Quarter. The upper end of
+this steep and winding lane is terminated, between high walls, by a large
+old gateway, opening into the castle plain. And under this gateway it was,
+that the Italian spy awaited his victim. He had contrived to evade the
+vigilance of Farkas, by darting up a lane immediately fronting the St
+Michael's gate, and now, having ascertained, by a few hasty words
+interchanged with the Jew Zachariah, that no one answering the description
+of the young noble had been seen to pass, he felt assured, that, by his
+haste in pursuing the shorter cut from behind, he had gained an advance
+upon him.
+
+The night was fast closing in, and the Italian felt himself secure from
+observation in the dark recess in which he lurked behind the gate. Aware
+that by a deed of assassinating alone he could save himself from the
+consequences of a revelation which not only ruined all his schemes, but
+placed his life at stake, he grasped a pistol in his hand, and waited
+firmly, with calmness which showed his long acquaintance with deeds of
+hazard and of crime.
+
+He had stood some time, counting with impatience the moments, until he
+began to fear that the young noble had taken the longer road, when at last
+the sound of footsteps struck upon his ear. Looking out from the corner of
+the gateway in which he had concealed himself, he could plainly see, at
+some little distance, the form of a man, resembling that of his expected
+victim, mounting the stone steps of the lane between the row of walls; and
+he drew back, cocked his pistol, and prepared to fire at him as he passed.
+Presently hastier footsteps--those of a running man--sounded nearer. Had
+he been perceived? Was his purpose divined? Was his victim about to rush
+upon him? These thoughts had scarcely time to pass rapidly through his
+brain, when a dark form hurried round the angle of the gateway. The
+Italian's hand was on the lock. He fired.
+
+A terrific cry, and then a groan, followed the explosion. A body fell. The
+Italian bent forward. At his feet lay the form of his associate, the
+miserable Jew.
+
+"Kill him not--the sign-manual"--were the only last words that faintly met
+the ear of the assassin, before the blood rushed up in torrents into the
+mouth of the unhappy man, and choked his voice for ever.
+
+Before the spy had a moment's time to recover from his surprise at the
+unexpected deed he had done, another cry of "Murder! murder!" was shouted
+close beside him, by a man who had run up. A strong hand grasped his arm.
+It was that of his intended victim.
+
+"Assassin!" cried Otmar. "Ah! it is again he! God's will be done!"
+
+"_Mille diavoli!_ Have at thee yet!" exclaimed the Italian, struggling to
+disengage himself with a strong effort, and staggering back.
+
+Succeeding in the attempt, he drew his sword. The weapons of the two men
+were immediately crossed. Both fought with desperation. Already a wound on
+Otmar's arm had rather excited his energies than disabled him, when a
+crowd was seen approaching rapidly from the direction of the castle. Some
+persons detached themselves from it, and ran forward, attracted by the
+previous cry of "murder," and the clash of arms. The cavaliere felt that
+he was lost, if he made not a fearful effort to disengage himself at once
+from his antagonist, and made a violent lunge at Otmar. The active young
+noble swerved aside. The sword passed him unscathed, and the next moment
+his sabre descended on to the Italian's head. With a fearful curse, the
+spy staggered, reeled backward, and fell to the ground.
+
+When the persons from the castle hurried up, they found the young noble
+standing by his prostrate foe, and leaning upon his sabre--his cheek
+already pale from the loss of the blood which streamed from his wound.
+Before, in the confusion, much explanation could be asked or given, others
+of the approaching party had come up: at an order issued, a sedan chair,
+borne by eight men, was set down under the gateway; a female form issued
+from it, and, in spite of the opposition of those about her, Maria Theresa
+advanced through the crowd.
+
+"What has happened? Who disturbs the peace?" she exclaimed, coming forward
+with that courage she evinced on all emergencies.
+
+"Retire, I beseech you, to your chair, madam, and allow yourself to be
+carried on," said the young Prince Kaunitz, who formed one of the suite.
+"This is no sight for a woman, and a queen." And he interposed his person
+between his sovereign and the bodies of the Italian and the Jew.
+
+"Permit me, prince," said Maria Theresa, waving him aside; for she had now
+caught sight of the pale face of Otmar, brightly illumined by the lighted
+torches which some of her attendants bore to light her on her way, upon
+her evening transit from the castle to the primate's summer palace.
+
+"You, my young champion, here!" she cried, with tones of evident anxiety,
+stepping forward. "What has happened? In God's name, what is this? You are
+not hurt, sir?"
+
+"Only a scratch, so please your majesty," replied Otmar; "and happy and
+proud I am that I should have gained it in your service."
+
+"Tell me what has passed? How do I find you here? Who is this man?"
+continued the young Queen, glancing slightly at the form of the prostrate
+Italian.
+
+"It is the same villain who has already dared to lay his hand upon the
+sacred person of your majesty," said the young noble proudly. "Chance led
+me to his discovery. I was hurrying to seek my Queen, to obey her orders.
+The wretch--I know not how--was beforehand with me. He would have waylaid
+me, as I must suppose. Another, who passed me at the moment, was his
+victim. I attacked him; and there he lies. I know no more."
+
+"And who is that poor man?" said Maria Theresa, pointing to the body of
+the Jew.
+
+Some of her attendants raised up the corpse.
+
+"I recognise him," said Otmar. "He was the accomplice of that fellow.
+God's justice has fallen on him by the hand of his own confederate. But
+how, is still to me a mystery."
+
+"The other still lives," exclaimed the voices of some, who had now lifted
+up the form of the Italian.
+
+"Let him be conveyed to the castle," commanded the Queen. "Every inquiry
+shall be instituted in this affair. Let justice take its course upon the
+spy and traitor."
+
+The Italian was conveyed away.
+
+"But you are hurt, noble youth. Your cheek grows paler still," cried Maria
+Theresa. "Help there! Bring water! quick! He may be dying."
+
+"It is nothing!" said Otmar, with sinking voice and failing senses. "A
+little faintness! I shall be better soon. A smile from you will repay
+all!"
+
+His head whirled, and he fell back into the arms of the bystanders.
+
+In spite of the alarm of the young Queen, a deep blush overspread her
+countenance at these last words.
+
+"Ah! should it be so!" she murmured to herself; and, after casting a long
+look upon the form of the handsome youth before her, she bent her head to
+the earth.
+
+Water was quickly brought from a neighbouring house. In spite of the
+increasing crowd attracted to the spot, Maria Theresa disdained not to
+bathe with her own hands the temples of the fainting man. Snatching a
+perfumed handkerchief from the hand of Kaunitz, she bound it tightly on
+the young noble's arm. In a short time, he once more opened his eyes.
+Water was given him to drink; and he again was able to stand, weakly, on
+his feet.
+
+"You--my Queen. You have deigned--to look upon your poor subject-to tend
+him"--he stammered faintly, as his eyes fell upon the lovely face before
+him. "You--the noble--the beautiful--the beloved"--
+
+"Hush! hush, sir," interposed the young Queen hurriedly. "You must not
+speak now. Your brain wanders. You shall be conveyed to the castle, and
+tended there. As soon as you are fully recovered, a post is ready for you
+with the army. You must leave us forthwith. Be brave, be gallant, be
+noble, as you have ever shown yourself; and, perhaps, hereafter"--
+
+She checked herself; with a sigh, and turned away her face.
+
+"Yes--away from here! I must away," said Otmar. "The army, the
+battle-field, glory, renown, must be my only thoughts." And, sinking his
+head on his heart, he murmured lowly--
+
+"_Moriamur pro Rege Nostro._"
+
+
+CONCLUSION.
+
+It is well known in history, that the rising of the Hungarian saved the
+falling fortunes of Maria Theresa. The enthusiasm of this sensitive and
+energetic people, once awakened, knew no bounds. All the country nobles,
+with their followers, took up arms. Croatia alone supplied twelve
+thousand men. Immense sums of money, to support the army, were offered by
+the clergy; and, out of the most distant provinces, sprang up, as the
+soldiers sown by the teeth of Cadmus from the earth, those countless
+savage hordes, who under the name of Pandours carried terror into every
+part of Europe. From the moment of the "insurrection," as it is called, of
+the Hungarian nobility, the aspect of affairs began to change. The Elector
+of Bavaria, who, to the grief of Maria Theresa, had received the imperial
+crown of Germany, so long in the possession of the House of Hapsburg,
+chiefly by the influence of French intrigues, under the name of Charles
+the Seventh, was driven from his States. England and Holland were won over
+to the cause of the persecuted Queen; and both, especially the former,
+lent her large sums. The whole British nation was interested in her
+favour. The English nobility, instigated by the Duchess of Marlborough,
+offered her a subscription collected to the amount of a hundred thousand
+pounds; but this sum Maria Theresa nobly refused, accepting nothing that
+was not granted to her by the nation in Parliament assembled. By the
+valour of Hungarian arms, the French were at length driven out of Bohemia;
+and what still more contributed to the peace shortly after obtained from a
+great portion of the Queen's enemies, was the result of the bloody field
+of Hanau, which turned out entirely to the advantage of Maria Theresa and
+her noble allies, and at which half of the _noblesse_ of France was either
+killed or wounded.
+
+It was shortly after this great battle, in which so many bold spirits fell
+on either side, that a catafalk was erected at the upper end of the middle
+aisle belonging to the glorious Gothic Church of St Stephen's in Vienna.
+The service for the dead had been performed with pomp. The priests had
+retired from the aisle. But still, upon the steps, covered with black
+cloth, and illumined from above by many wax-lights, knelt two personages.
+The one was a female, dressed in deep mourning, who appeared to be praying
+fervently. A group of attendants, both male and female, in the attire of
+the court mourning of the day, stood at a little distance from her. The
+other was an old man, in a well-worn hussar dress, who had thrown himself
+forward on to the upper step, upon another side of the catafalk, and had
+buried his face in his hands. At length the female rose, gave a last look
+at that dark mass, which concealed a coffin, and, within, a corpse; and
+then, drawing her veil over her face, moved slowly towards a side-door,
+followed by her attendants, with a respect paid only to a royal personage.
+A crowd of beggars surrounded the door, where an Imperial carriage waited;
+and distributing the contents of a heavy purse among them, the lady said,
+with broken voice,
+
+"Pray for the soul of Otmar, Baron Bartori, who died in battle for his
+Queen."
+
+
+
+
+MESMERIC MOUNTEBANKS.
+
+
+In an age of utilitarian philosophy and materialism, we are proud to stand
+forth as the champion of he Invisible World. MAGA and MAGIC are words
+which we cannot dissociate from one another, either in sound or in
+affection. The first was the mistress of our youth--our literary
+mother--our guide and instructress in the paths of Toryism,
+good-fellowship, and honour. Fain would we hope that, in maturer years, we
+have rendered back to the eldest-born of Buchanan some portion of the deep
+debt of gratitude which from our childhood upwards we have incurred. We
+have ever striven to comport ourselves in sublunary matters as beseemeth
+one who has sat at the feet of Christopher, imbibed the ethical lore of a
+Tickler, and received the sublimest of peptic precepts and dietetic
+instruction from the matchless lips of an Odoherty. Her creed is ours, and
+no other--the bold, the true, and the unwavering--and when we die, bewept,
+as we trust we shall be by many a youth and maiden of the next generation,
+we shall ask no better epitaph for our monument than that selected by poor
+John Keats, though with the alteration of a single word--"HERE LIETH ONE
+WHOSE NAME IS WRIT IN MAGA."
+
+Magic, however--not Maga--is the theme of our present article; nor do we
+scruple at the very outset to proclaim ourselves a devout and fervent
+believer in almost every known kind of diablerie, necromancy, and
+witchcraft. We are aware that in the present day such confessions are very
+rare, and that when made by some reluctant follower of the occult faith,
+they are always accompanied with pusillanimous qualifications, and weak
+excuses for adherence to opinions which, in one shape or another, pervade
+the population of Christendom, and pass for current truth throughout the
+extensive realm of Heathenesse. So much the better. We like a fair field
+and no auxiliaries; and we are here to do battle for the memory and fair
+fame of Michael Scott, Doctor Faustus, and the renowned Cornelius Agrippa.
+
+Sooth to say, we were born and bred long before Peter Parley had
+superseded the Fairy Tales, and poisoned the budding faculties of the
+infancy of these realms with his confounded philosophical nonsense, and
+his endless editions of _Copernicus made Easy_. Our nurserymaid, a hizzie
+from the Upper Ward of Lanarkshire, was a confirmed and noted believer in
+dreams, omens, tatie-bogles, and sundry other kinds of apparitions. Her
+mother was, we believe, the most noted spaewife of the district; and it
+was popularly understood that she had escaped at least three times, in
+semblance of an enormous hare, from the pursuit of the Laird of Lockhart's
+grews. Such at least was the explanation which Lizzy Lindsay gave, before
+being admitted as an inmate of our household, of the malignant persecution
+which doomed her for three consecutive Sundays to a rather isolated, but
+prominent seat in the Kirk of Dolphington Parish: nor did our worthy
+Lady-mother see any reason to doubt the accuracy of the statement. For was
+it not most natural that the daughter--however comely--and Lizzy was as
+strapping a lass as ever danced at a kirn--of a woman who had the evil
+reputation of divining surreptitious fortunes by means of the sediment of
+a tea-cup--of prophesying future sweethearts in exchange for hoarded
+sixpences--and of milking dry her neighbours' cows by aid of cantrips and
+an enchanted hair rope--was it not most natural, we say, that the daughter
+of the witch should have been looked upon with a suspicious eye by the
+minister, who used annually to preach four sermons in vituperation of Her
+of Endor, and by the Elders, whose forefathers had turned out doggedly for
+the Covenant, and among whom still circulated strange and fantastic tales
+of bodily apparitions of the Evil One to the fugitives in the muir and the
+wilderness--of hideous shapes, which disturbed the gathered conventicle
+by the sides of the lonely burn--of spells, which made the buff-coats of
+their adversaries impenetrable as adamant to leaden bullet or the sweep of
+the Cameronian steel?
+
+Upon these testimonials, and a strong affidavit from Lizzy, that in every
+other earthly matter she was innocent of the slightest peccadillo, the
+Lily of Lanark was installed as mistress and governante of the Nursery. We
+were then in the days of teething, and sorely tormented with our gums,
+which neither for knob of poker, nor handle of kitchen-fork--the ancient
+Caledonian corals--would surrender their budding ornaments. We believe,
+therefore, that Lizzy Lindsay erred not materially from the path of truth
+when she signalized us as "the maist fractious bairn that ever broke a
+woman's heart." Night and day did we yell, with Satanic energy, from the
+excruciating molar pain, and little sympathy did our tears awaken in our
+pillow, as we lay in fevered anguish on the exuberant bosom of our
+guardian. Fortunately for us, in these days Daffy's Elixir was a thing
+unknown, else no doubt we should have received an early introduction to
+dram-drinking by means of the soft carminative. The fertile genius of
+Lizzy suggested a better spell for allaying our infant sorrows. Whenever
+we indulged in a more than ordinary implacable fit of screeching, she
+threatened us with the apparition of "the Boo-man," a hideous spectre
+which was then supposed to perambulate the nurseries in the shape of
+Napoleon-Bonaparte. In a very short while, no Saracen child ever became
+dumber when threatened by its mother with a visit from the Melech-Ric,
+than we did at the proposed coming of the dark and sanguinary phantom. For
+many years afterwards we believed as sincerely in the existence of this
+anthropophagus as in our own; and very nearly became a Bauldy for life,
+from having been surprised on one occasion, whilst surreptitiously
+investigating the contents of a jampot, by the descent of a climbing-boy
+into the nursery, and the terrors of his telegraphic boo! As we grew up,
+our nascent intellect received still more supernatural services from the
+legendary lore of Lizzy. She taught us the occult and mysterious meaning
+of those singular soot-flakes which wave upon the ribs of a remarkably
+ill-pokered fire--the dark significance which may be drawn from the
+spluttering and cabbaging of a candle--and the misfortunes sure to follow
+the mismanagement of the sacred salt. Often, too, her talk was of the
+boding death-watch--the owl which flapped its wings at the window of the
+dying--and the White Dove that flitted noiselessly from the room at the
+fearful, and then to us incomprehensible moment of dissolution. As
+Hallowe'en approached, she told us of the mystic hempseed, of the figure
+which stalled behind the enterprising navigator of the stacks, and that
+awful detention of the worsted clue, which has made the heart of many a
+rustic maiden leap hurriedly towards her throat, when in the dead of
+night, and beneath the influence of a waning moon, she has dared to pry
+into the secrets of futurity, and, lover-seeking, has dropped the ball
+into the chasm of the deserted kiln.
+
+Such being the groundwork of our mystic education, it is little wonder
+that we turned our novel knowledge of the alphabet to account, by pouncing
+with intense eagerness upon every work of supernatural fiction upon which
+we possibly could lay our hands. We speak not now of Jack the
+Giant-killer, of the aspiring hero of the Beanstalk, or the appropriator
+of the Seven-leagued boots. These were well enough in their way; but not,
+in our diseased opinion, sufficiently practical. We liked the fairies
+better. For many a day we indulged in the hope that we might yet become
+possessed of a pot of that miraculous unguent, which, when applied to the
+eye, has the virtue of disclosing the whole secrets of the Invisible
+World. We looked with a kind of holy awe upon the emerald rings of the
+greensward, and would have given worlds to be present at the hour when the
+sloping side of the mountain is opened, and from a great ball, all
+sparkling with a thousand prismatic stalactites, ride forth, to the sound
+of flute and recorder, the squadrons of the Elfin Chivalry. Well do we
+remember the thrill of horror which pervaded our being when we first read
+of the Great Spectre of Glenmore, the Headless Fiend that haunts the black
+solitudes of the Rothemurchus Forest, whom to see is madness, and to meet
+is inexorable death! Much did we acquire in these days of the natural
+history of Wraiths and Corpse-candles-of Phantom Funerals encountered on
+their way to the kirkyard by some belated peasant, who, marveling at the
+strange array at such an hour, turns aside to let the grim procession
+pass, and beholds the visionary mourners--his own friends--sweep past,
+without sound of footfall or glance of recognition, bearing upon their
+shoulders a melancholy burden, wherein, he knows, is stretched the wan
+Eidolon of himself! No wonder that he takes to his bed that night, nor
+leaves it until the final journey.
+
+Not for worlds would we have left the Grange house, which was then our
+summer residence, after nightfall, and, skirting the hill by the old
+deserted burial-ground, venture down the little glen, gloomy with the
+shade of hazels--cross the burn by the bridge above the Caldron pool--and
+finally gaze upon the loch all tranquil in the glory of the stars! Not all
+the fish that ever struggled on a night-line-and there were prime
+two-pounders, and no end of eels, in the loch--would have tempted us to so
+terrible a journey. For just below the bridge, where the rocks shot down
+precipitously into the black water, and the big patches of foam went
+slowly swirling round--there, we say, in some hideous den, heaven knows
+how deep, lurked the hateful Water-Kelpy, whose yell might be heard,
+during a spate, above the roar of the thundering stream, and who, if he
+did not lure and drown the cat-witted tailor of the district, was, to say
+the least of it, the most maligned and slandered individual of his race.
+Even in broad day we never liked that place. It had a mischievous and
+uncanny look; nor could you ever entirely divest yourself of the idea that
+there was something at the bottom of the pool. Bad as was the burn, the
+loch was a great deal worse. For here, at no very remote period, the fiend
+had emerged from its depths in the shape of a black steed, gentle and
+mild-eyed to look upon, and pacing up to three children, not ten minutes
+before dismissed from the thraldom of the dominie, had mutely but
+irresistibly volunteered the accommodation of an extempore ride. And so,
+stepping on with his burden across the gowans--which never grew more, and
+never will grow, where the infernal hoof was planted--the demon horse
+arrived at the margin of the loch where the bank is broken and the water
+deep, and with a neigh of triumph bounded in, not from that day to this
+were the bodies of the victims found. Moreover, yonder at the stunted
+thorn-trees is the spot where poor Mary Walker drowned herself and her
+innocent and unchristened bairn; and they say that, at midnight when all
+is quiet, you will hear the wailing of a female voice, as if the spirit of
+the murdered infant were bewailing its lost estate; and that a white
+figure may be seen wringing its hands in agony, as it flits backwards and
+forwards along the range of the solitary loch. Therefore, though the black
+beetle is an irresistible bait, we never threw a fly at night on the
+surface of the Haunted Tarn.
+
+Penny Encyclopædias, although Lord Brougham had advanced considerably
+towards manhood, were not then the fashion. Information for the people was
+not yet collected into hebdomadal tracts; and those who coveted the fruit
+of the tree of knowledge were left to pursue their horticultural
+researches at their own free will. In the days of which we write, the two
+leading weekly serials were the "_Tales of Terror_" and "_The Terrific
+Register_," to both of which we regularly subscribed. To our present
+taste--somewhat, we hope, improved since then--the latter seems a vulgar
+publication. It was neither more nor less than a _rifacciamento_ of the
+most heinous and exaggerated murders, by steel, fire, and poison, which
+could be culled from the records of ancient and modern villany. It was, in
+short, the quintessence of the _Newgate Calendar_, powerful enough to
+corrupt a nation; as a proof of which--we mention it with regret--the
+servant lad who ten years ago purloined it from our library, has since
+been transported for life. We even dare to back it, for pernicious
+results, against the moral influence which has been since exercised by
+the authors of Oliver Twist and Jack Sheppard, to both of whom the penal
+colonies have incurred a debt of lasting gratitude. It is true that, in
+point of sentiment, these gentlemen have the advantage of the Editor of
+The Terrific Register, but he beats them hollow in the broad delinquency
+of his facts. But in the Tales of Terror we possessed a real supernatural
+treasure. Every horrible legend of demon, ghost, goule, gnome,
+salamandrine, and fire-king, which the corrupted taste of Germany had
+hatched, was contained in this precious repository. It was illustrated
+also, as we well remember, by woodcuts of the most appalling description,
+which used to haunt us in our sleep long after we had stolen to our bed at
+half-past eleven punctually, in order that we might be drenched in slumber
+before the chiming of the midnight hour--at which signal, according to the
+demonologists, the gates of Hades are opened wide, and the defunct usurer
+returns to mourn and gibber above the hiding-place of his buried gold.
+
+Gradually, however, we waxed more bold; and by dint of constant study
+familiarized ourselves so much with the subject, that we not only ceased
+to fear, but absolutely longed for a personal acquaintance with an
+apparition. The History of Friar Bacon and Friar Bungay, which shortly
+afterwards fell into our hands, inspired us with the ambition of becoming
+a practical magician, and we thirsted for a knowledge of the Cabala. We
+had already done a little business in the way of turnip lanterns, the
+favourite necromantic implements of the ingenuous Scottish youth--hideous
+in the whiteness of their vegetable teeth, and not unappalling when
+dexterously placed upon the edge of the kirk-yard wall. Electric shocks
+conveyed by means of the door-handles, phosphoric writings on the wall,
+and the mystery of spontaneous bells, were our next chemical amusements;
+nor did we desist from this branch of practice until we had received a
+most sound castigation, at the recollection of which our bones still ache,
+from a crusty old tutor whose couch we had strewn, not with roses, but
+with chopped horse-hair.
+
+We are old enough to recollect the first representation of _Der
+Freischutz_, and it is an era in our dramatic reminiscences. Previously to
+that, we had seen a Vampire appear upon the boards of the Edinburgh stage,
+and after an extravagant consumption of victims throughout the course of
+three acts, fall thunder-smitten by an indigo bolt through a deep and
+yawning trap-door. But Zamiel, as then represented by Mr Lynch, completely
+distanced the Blood-sucker. With feelings of intensest awe, we beheld the
+mysterious preparations in the Wolf's Glen--the circle of skull and
+bone--the magic ring of light blue that flickered round it--the brazier
+with the two kneeling figures beside it--the owl on the blasted tree,
+which opened its eyes and flapped its wings with true demoniacal
+perseverance--and the awful shapes that appeared at the casting of every
+bullet! But when, as the last of them was thrown from the mould, a crash
+of thunder pealed along the stage, and lurid lightnings glared from either
+wing--when the cataract was converted into blood, and the ferocious form
+of Lynch stood forth as the Infernal Hunter, discharging, after the manner
+of such beings, two rifles at once--our enthusiasm utterly overcame us; we
+gave vent to an exulting cheer, and were conducted from the boxes in a
+state of temporary insanity.
+
+We pass over our classical studies. We were no great dab at Virgil, but we
+relished Apuleius exceedingly, and considerably petrified the Rector, by
+giving up, as the subject of our private reading, "_Wierus de
+Proestigiis Demonum_." Our favourite philosopher was Sir Kenelm Digby,
+whose notions upon sympathy and antipathy we thought remarkably rational;
+so much so, that up to the present time, we recognise no other treatment
+for a cut finger than a submersion of the bloody rag in vitriol and water,
+and a careful unction of the knife. We lost our degree in medicine by
+citing as a case in point the wonderful cure of Telephus by the
+application of oxide of iron, which we held to be no specific at all,
+except as obtained from the spear of Achilles. This dogma, coupled with
+our obstinate adherence to the occult doctrines of Van Helmont, the only
+medical writer whose works we ever perused with the slightest
+satisfaction, was too much for the bigoted examinators. We were
+recommended to go abroad and study homoeopathy. We did so, and we swear
+by Hahnemann.
+
+It is now some years since we received our first inkling of mesmeric
+revelation. Since then, we have read almost every work which has appeared
+upon the subject; and we scruple not to say that we are a profound
+believer in all of its varied mysteries. In it we recognise a natural
+explanation of all our earlier studies; and we hail with sincere delight
+the progress of a science which reconciles us to magic without the
+necessity of interposing a diabolic agency. The miracles of Apollonius of
+Tyana, as related by Philostratus, become very commonplace performances
+when viewed by the light of mesmerism. The veriest bungler who ever
+practised the passes can explain to you the nature of that secret
+intelligence which enabled the _clair-voyant_ philosopher, then at
+Ephesus, to communicate the murder of Domitian to his friends at the
+moment it took place at Rome. Second-sight has ceased to be a marvel: the
+preternatural powers, long supposed to be confined to Skye, Uist, and
+Benbecula, are now demonstrated to be universal, and are exhibited on the
+platform by scores of urchins picked up at random from the gutter. Even
+the Arabian Nights have become probable. Any perambulating mesmeriser can
+show you scores of strapping, fellows, reduced by a single wave of his
+hand to the unhappy condition of the young Prince whose lower extremities
+were stone. Comus was nothing more than a common Professor of the science;
+and Hermotimus a silly blockhead, who could not wake himself from his
+trance in time to prevent his wife from consigning him to the funeral
+pile.
+
+The practical utility of the science is no less prodigious. Is it nothing,
+think you, if you have suffered a compound fracture of the leg, so bad
+that amputation is indispensable, to be relieved from all the horrors of
+the operation, from the sickening sight of the basins, the bandages, and
+the saw--to feel yourself sinking into a delicious slumber at the wave of
+the surgeon's hand, and to wake up ten minutes afterwards an unsuffering
+uniped, and as fresh as the Marquis of Anglesea? Is it nothing, when that
+back-grinder of yours gives you such intolerable agony that the very
+maid-servants in the attics cannot sleep o'nights because of your
+unmitigated roaring--is it nothing to avoid the terrible necessity of a
+conscious Tusculan disputation with Nasmith or Spence--to settle down for
+a few moments into a state of unconsciousness, and to revive with your
+masticators in such a condition as to defy the resistance of a navy
+biscuit? Or, if you are a stingy person and repugnant to postage, do you
+think it is no advantage to get gratis information about your friends in
+India through the medium of your eldest son, who, though apparently
+sitting like a senseless booby in your armchair, is at this moment
+invisibly present in the mess-room at Hyderabad, and will express, if you
+ask him, his wonder at the extreme voracity with which Uncle David devours
+his curry? Why, in that boy you possess an inestimable treasure! You may
+send him to Paris at a moment's notice for a state of the French funds--he
+will be at St Petersburg and back again in the twinkling of an eye--and if
+our own sight is failing, you have nothing to do but to clap the last
+number of the Magazine below him, and he will straightway regale your
+heart with the contents of the leading article.
+
+There is a great deal of romance about Mesmerism. We have nowhere read a
+more touching story than that of the two consumptive sisters who were
+thrown into the Magic trance about the end of autumn, who lay folded in
+each other's arms--pale lilies--throughout the whole of the dreary winter,
+and awoke to life and renovated health in the joyous month of May, when
+the leaves were green, the flowers in bud, and the lambkins frolicking on
+the meadow! Read you ever any thing in novels so touching and pathetic as
+this? Nor is the case once recounted to us by a friend of our own, a noted
+mesmerizer, one whit less marvellous. In the ardent prosecution of his
+art, he had cast his glamour upon a fair Parisian damsel of the name of
+Leontine--we believe she was a laundress--and daily held conference with
+the dormant Delphic girl. On one occasion he left her, wrapt in the
+profoundest sleep, in his chamber, and proceeded to perambulate the
+Boulevards on his own secular affairs. On returning, he found poor
+Leontine suffused in tears; deep and stifling sobs disturbed her
+utterance, nor was it until the charmer had soothed her with a few
+additional passes, that she could falter out the tender reproach--"Why did
+you not bring me some bonbons on the shop where you eat those three
+ice-creams?" Our friend had not walked alone through Paris. The spirit of
+the loving Leontine was invisibly clinging to his arm.
+
+Now, although we make it an invariable rule to believe every thing which
+we read or hear, we were not a little desirous to behold with our own eyes
+an exhibition of these marvellous phenomena. But somehow or other, whilst
+the papers told us of Mesmeric miracles performed in every other part of
+the world, Edinburgh remained without a prophet. Either the Thessalian
+influence had not extended so far, or the Scottish frame was unsusceptible
+to the subtle fluid of the conjuror. One or two rumours reached us of
+young ladies who had become spellbound; but on inquiring more minutely
+into the circumstances, we found that there was an officer in each case,
+and we therefore were inclined to think that the symptoms might be
+naturally accounted for. There was, however, no want of curiosity on the
+part of the public. The new science had made a great noise in the world,
+and was the theme of conversation at every tea-table. Various attempts at
+mesmerization were made, but without success. We ourselves tried it; but
+after looking steadfastly for about twenty minutes into a pair of laughing
+blue eyes, we were compelled to own that the power was not in us, and that
+all the fascination had been exercised on the other side. Nobody had
+succeeded, if we except a little cousin of ours--rather addicted to
+fibbing--who averred that she had thrown a cockatoo into a deep and
+mysterious slumber.
+
+Great, therefore, was our joy, and great was the public excitement, when
+at length a genuine professor of the art vouchsafed to favour us with a
+visit. He was one of those intelligent and patriotic men who go lecturing
+from town to town, inspired thereto by no other consideration than an
+ardour for the cause of science. The number of them is absolutely amazing.
+Throughout the whole winter, which is popularly called the lecturing
+season, the dead walls of every large city in the empire are covered with
+placards, announcing that Mr Tomlinson will have the honour of delivering
+six lectures upon Syria, or that Mr. Whackingham, the famous Timbuctoo
+traveller, will describe the interior of Africa. They are even clannish in
+their subjects. The Joneses are generally in pay of the League, and hold
+forth upon the iniquity of the Corn-duties. The Smiths, with laudable
+impartiality, are divided between slavery and liberation, and lecture
+_pro_ or _con_, as the humour or opportunity may serve. The
+Macgillicuddies support the Seceding interest, and deliver facers in the
+teeth of all establishments whatsoever. The Robinsons are phrenological,
+the Browns chemical, and the Bletheringtons are great on the subject of
+universal education for the people. To each and all of these interesting
+courses you may obtain admittance for the expenditure of a trifling sum,
+and imbibe, in exchange for your shilling or half-crown, a considerable
+allowance of strong and full-flavoured information. Always ardent in the
+cause of science, we never, if we can help it, miss one of these seducing
+soirees: and we invariably find, that whatever may have been the
+heterodoxy of our former opinion, we become a convert through the powerful
+arguments of these peripatetic apostles of science.
+
+Our new Xavier belonged to what is called the mesmerico-phrenological
+school. He was a man of bumps as well as passes--a disciple alike of
+German Spurzheim and of English Elliotson. His placard was a modest one.
+It set forth, as usual; the disinterested nature of his journey, which was
+to expound to the intelligent citizens of Edinburgh a few of the great
+truths of mesmerism, illustrated by a series of experiments. He
+studiously disclaimed all connexion with preternatural art, and ventured
+to assure every visitor, that, so far as he was concerned, no advantage
+should be taken of their attendance at his _Seance_ in any future stage of
+their existence. This distinct pledge removed from our minds any little
+scruple which we otherwise might have felt. We became convinced that the
+lecturer was far too much of a gentleman to take advantage of our
+weakness, and report us to the Powers of Evil; and accordingly, on the
+appointed night, after a bottle or so of fortifying port, we took our way
+to the exhibition-room, where Isis was at last to be revealed to our
+adoring eyes.
+
+We selected and paid for a front seat, and located ourselves in the
+neighbourhood of a very smart bonnet, which had mesmerically attracted our
+eye. Around us were several faces well known in the northern metropolis,
+some of them wearing an expression of dull credulity, and others with a
+sneer of marked derision on the lip. On looking at the platform, we were
+not altogether surprised at the earliness of the latter demonstration.
+There was no apparatus there beyond a few chairs; but around a sort of
+semicircular screen were suspended a series of the most singular portraits
+we ever had the fortune to behold. One head was graced with a mouth big
+enough to contain a haggis, and a coronal of erected hair like a
+hearth-brush surmounting it left no doubt in our mind that it was intended
+for a representation of Terror. It was enough, as a young Indian officer
+afterwards remarked, to have made a Chimpanzee miscarry. Joy was the exact
+portraiture of a person undergoing the punishment of death by means of
+tickling. We should not like to have met Benevolence in a dark lane: he
+looked confoundedly like a fellow who would have eased you of your last
+copper, and knocked you down into the bargain. As for Amativeness, he
+seemed to us the perfect incarnation of hydrophobia. In fact, out of some
+two dozen passions, the only presentable personage was Self-esteem, a
+prettyish red-haired girl, with an expression of fun about the eyes.
+
+In a short time the lecturer made his appearance. To do him justice, he
+did not look at all like a conjuror, nor did he use any of those becoming
+accessories which threw an air of picturesque dignity around the wizard of
+the middle ages. We could not say of him as of Lord Gifford,
+
+ "His shoes were mark'd with cross and spell,
+ Upon his breast pentacle;
+ His zone, of virgin parchment thin,
+ Or, as some tell, of dead-man's skin,
+ Bore many a planetary sign,
+ Combust, and retrograde, and trine."
+
+On the contrary, he was simply attired in a black coat and tweed
+terminations; and his attendant imps consisted of half a dozen young
+gentlemen, who might possibly, by dint of active exertion, have been made
+cleaner, and whose free-and-easy manner, as they scrambled towards their
+chairs, elicited some hilarious expressions from the more distant portion
+of the audience.
+
+The introductory portion of the lecture appeared to us a fair specimen of
+Birmingham rhetoric. There was a great deal in it about mysterious
+agencies, invisible fluids, connexion of mind and matter, outer and inner
+man, and suchlike phrases, all of which sounded very deep and
+unintelligible--so much so indeed, that we suspected certain passages of
+it to have been culled with little alteration from the emporium of Sartor
+Resartus. Meanwhile the satellites upon the platform amused themselves by
+grimacing at each other, and exchanging a series of telegraphic gestures,
+which proved that they were all deep adepts in the art of masonry as
+practised by the youth of the Lawnmarket. The exposition might have lasted
+about a quarter of an hour, when sundry shufflings of the feet gave a hint
+to the lecturer that he had better stop discoursing, and proceed
+incontinently to experiment. He therefore turned to the imps, who
+straightway desisted from mowing, and remained mute and motionless before
+the eye of the mighty master. Seizing one of them by the hands, the
+operator looked steadfastly in his face. A dull film seemed to gather over
+the orbs of the gaping urchin--his jaw fell--his toes quivered--a few
+spasmodic jerks of the elbows showed that his whole frame was becoming
+Leyden, jar of animal electricity--his arms dropped fecklessly down--few
+waves across the forehead, and the Lazarillo of Dunedin was transported to
+the Invisible World!
+
+Muttered exclamations--for the sanctity of the scene was too great to
+admit of ruffing--were now heard throughout the room. "Did you ever?"--"By
+Jove, there's a go!"--"Lord save us! but that's fearsome!"--"I say, Bob,
+d'ye no see him winking?" and other similar ejaculations caught our ear.
+Presently the operator abandoned his first victim, and advanced towards
+another, with the look of a rattlesnake, who, having bolted one rabbit, is
+determined to exterminate the warren. The second gutter-blood succumbed.
+His resistance to the mesmeric agency was even weaker than the other's:
+and, indeed, to judge from the rapidity of his execution, the marvellous
+fluid was now pouring in cataracts from the magic fingers of the adept. In
+a very few seconds the whole of the lads were as fast asleep as dormice.
+
+Leaving them in their chairs, like so many slumbering Cupids, the lecturer
+next proceeded to favour us with a dissertation upon the functions of the
+brain. Cries of "Get on!"--"Gar them speak!"--"We ken a' aboot it!"
+assured him at once of the temper and the acquired information of the
+Modem Athenians; so, turning round once more, he pitched upon Lazarillo as
+a subject. So far as our memory will serve us, the following is a fair
+report of the colloquy.
+
+"Are you asleep, my little boy?"
+
+"I should think sae!"
+
+"Do you feel comfortable?"
+
+"No that ill. What was ye speering for?"
+
+"Ha! a cautious boy! You observe, ladies and gentlemen, how remarkably the
+natural character is developed during the operation of the mesmeric
+trance. An English boy, I assure you, would have given me a very different
+reply. Let us now proceed to another test. You see, I take him by the
+hand, and at the same time introduce this piece of lump sugar into my own
+mouth. Remark how instantaneously the muscles of his face are affected. My
+little fellow, what is that you are eating?"
+
+"Sweeties."
+
+"Where did you get them?"
+
+"What's yeer bizziness?"
+
+"Well, well--we must not irritate him. Let us now change the
+experiment--how do you like this?"
+
+"Fich!--proots!--Ye nastie fellie, if ye pit saut in ma mooth, I'll hit ye
+a duff in the muns!"
+
+"How! I do not understand you!"
+
+"A dad in the haffits."
+
+Here a benevolent gentleman, with a bald head and spectacles, was kind
+enough to act as interpreter, and explained to the scientific Anglican the
+meaning of the minatory term.
+
+"Ha! our young friend is becoming a little restive. We must alter his
+frame of mind. Observe, ladies and gentlemen, I shall now touch the organ
+of Benevolence."
+
+With an alacrity which utterly dumbfoundered us, the young hope of the
+Crosscauseway now sprung to his feet. His hands were precipitately plunged
+into the inmost recesses of his corduroys.
+
+"Puir man! puir man!" he exclaimed with a deep expression of sympathy,
+"ye're looking far frae weel! Ay, ay! a wife and saxteen weans at hame,
+and you just oot o' the hospital!--Hech-how! but this is a weary warld.
+Hae--it's no muckle I can gie ye, but tak it a'--tak it a'!"
+
+So saying, he drew forth from his pockets a miscellaneous handful of
+slate-pencil, twine, stucco-bowls, and, if we mistake not, gib--a
+condiment much prized by the rising generation of the metropolis--all of
+which he deposited, as from a cornucopia, at the feet of the delighted
+lecturer.
+
+A loud hum of admiration arose from the back-benches. Charity is a popular
+virtue, as you may learn at the theatre, from the tumultuous applause of
+the gallery whenever the hero of the melodrama chucks a purse at the head
+of some unfortunate starveling. Two old ladies in our neighbourhood began
+to whimper; and one of them publicly expressed her intention of rewarding
+with half-a-crown the good intentions of the munificent Lazarillo, so soon
+as the lecture was over. This seemed to inspire him with a fresh accession
+of benevolence; for, the organ being still excited, he made another
+desperate attempt, and this time fished up a brass button.
+
+"Let us now," said the magician, "excite the counter organ of
+Secretiveness; and, in order to give this experiment its full effect, I
+shall also irritate the kindred organs of Acquisitiveness and Caution."
+
+To our great disgust, Lazarillo instantly threw off the character of
+Howard, and appeared in that of David Haggart. He was evidently mentally
+prowling with an associate in the vicinity of a stall bedecked with
+tempting viands, irresistible to the inner Adam of the boy.
+
+"I say, Tam! did ye ever see sic speldrings? Eh, man--but they'd be grand
+chowin! What'n rock!--and thae bonnie red-cheekit aipples! Whisht-ye,
+man--bide back in the close-head, or auld Kirsty will see ye! Na--she's no
+lookin' now. Gang ye ahint her, and cry oot that ye see a mad dowg, and
+I'll make a spang at the stall! That's yeer sort! I've gotten a hantle o'
+them. Stick them into ma pouches for fear they tumble oot, and we'll rin
+doon to the King's Park and hide them at the auld dyke!"
+
+"This boy," said the operator, "evidently imagines himself to be engaged
+in an act of larceny. Such is the wonderful power of mesmerism, and such
+and so varied is the peculiar idiosyncrasy of the human frame. What we
+call man is a shell of virtue and of vice. In the same brain are contained
+the virtues of an Aristides, and the coarse malignity of a Nero. I could
+now, ladies and gentlemen, very easily procure from this lad the
+restitution of his imaginary spoils, by simply exciting the organ of
+Justice, which at once would prompt him to a full and candid confession.
+But I shall prefer to develop the experiment, by slightly awakening the
+powerful functions of Terror, an organ which we dare not trifle with, as
+the consequences are sometimes calamitous. I think, however, from the
+peculiar construction of this boy's head, that we may safely make the
+attempt. Mark the transition."
+
+The hair of Lazarillo bristled.
+
+"Gosh, Tam! are ye sure naebody seed us! Wha's that wi' the white breeks
+comin' down the close? Rin, man, rin--as sure's death it's the poliss! O
+Lord! what will become o' ma puir mither gin they grup me! O man--let's
+in! let's in! The door's fast steekit--Mercy--mercy--mercy--! Tak' yeer
+knuckles oot o' ma neck, and I'll gie ye the hale o' them back. It wasna
+me, it was Tam that did it! Ye're no gaun to tak us up to the office for
+sic a thing as that?--O dear me--dear me--dear me!" and the voice of
+Lazarillo died away in almost inarticulate moaning.
+
+This scene had so affected the nerves of our fair neighbour in the bonnet,
+that, out of common civility, we felt ourselves compelled to offer a
+little consolation. In the mean time, the stern operator continued to
+aggravate the terrors of poor Lazarillo, whose cup of agony was full even
+to the brim, and who now fancied himself in the dock, tried, and found
+guilty, and awaiting with fear and tribulation the tremendous sentence of
+the law.
+
+"O, ma lord, will ye no hae mercy on us? As true as I'm stannin' here,
+it's the first time I ever stealt ony thing. O whaur's mither? Is that her
+greeting outside? O, ma lord, what are ye puttin' on that black hat for?
+Ye daurna hang us surely for a wheen wizzened speldrings!--O dear--O dear!
+Is there naebody will say a word for me? O mercy--mercy! Wae's me--wae's
+me! To be hangit by the neck till I'm deid, and me no fifteen year auld!"
+
+"We shall now," said the operator, "conduct our young friend to the
+scaffold"--
+
+"Stop, sir!" cried the benevolent gentleman in the spectacles--"I insist
+that we shall have no more of this. Are you aware, sir, that you are
+answerable for the intellects of that unhappy boy? Who knows but that the
+cruel excitement he has already undergone may have had the effect of
+rendering him a maniac for life? I protest against any further exhibition
+of this nature, which is absolutely harrowing to my own feelings and to
+those of all around me. What if the boy should die?"
+
+"Let alane Jimsy!" cried a voice from the back row. "I ken him fine; he'll
+dee nane."
+
+"I shall have much pleasure, sir," said the mesmerist, with a polite bow,
+"in complying with your humane suggestion. At the same time, let me assure
+you that your apprehensions are without foundation. Never, I trust, in my
+hands, shall science be perverted from its legitimate object, or the
+glorious truths I am permitted to display, minister in the slightest
+degree to the wretchedness of any one individual of the great human
+family. I shall now awaken this boy from his trance, when you will find
+him wholly unconscious of every thing which has taken place."
+
+Accordingly, he drew forth his bandana, flapped it a few times before the
+eyes of Lazarillo, and then breathed lightly on his forehead. The boy
+yawned, rubbed his eyes, stretched his limbs, sneezed, and then rose up.
+
+"How do you feel?" asked the operator.
+
+"A wee stiff--that's a.'"
+
+"Would you like a glass of water?"
+
+"I'd rather hae yill."
+
+"Do you recollect what you have been doing?"
+
+"I've been sleeping, I think."
+
+"Nothing more?"
+
+"Naething. What else should I hae been doing? I say--I want to gang hame."
+
+"Well, ladies and gentlemen, I think we may dismiss this boy."
+
+Lazarillo, however, did not show any immediate hurry to depart. He
+lingered for a while near that edge of the platform where the two aged
+ladies were seated, as though some faint vaticination of the advent of
+half-a-crown still haunted his bewildered faculties. But the profligacy of
+his latter conduct had effaced all memory of the liberality with which he
+first dispensed his earthly treasures. His unhallowed propensity for
+speldrings had exhibited itself in too glaring colours, and each lady,
+while she thought of the pilfered Kirsty, clutched her reticule with a
+firmer grasp, as though she deemed that the contents thereof were not
+altogether safe in the vicinity of the marvellous boy. At length, finding
+that delay was fruitless, Lazarillo, _alias_ Jimsy, went his way.
+
+The phrenological organs of the remaining lads were now subjected to
+similar experiments. These were, we freely admit, remarkably interesting.
+One youth, being called upon to give a specimen of his imitative powers,
+took off our friend Frederick Lloyd of the Theatre-Royal to the life;
+whilst another treated us to a very fair personification of Edmund Glover.
+Some youths in the back gallery began to whistle and scream, and the
+sounds were regularly caught up and transmitted by the slumbering mimics.
+A learned Pundit, who sate on the same bench with ourselves, favoured them
+with a German sentence, which did certainly appear to us to be repeated
+with some slight difference of accent. A Highland divinity student went
+the length of asserting that the reply was conveyed in Gaelic, which, if
+true, must be allowed to throw some light upon the knotty subject of the
+origin of languages. Is it possible that, in the mesmeric trance, the mind
+in some cases rejects as artificial fabric all the educated
+conventionality of tongues, and resumes unconsciously the original and
+genuine dialect of the world? We have a great mind, at some future moment
+of leisure, to indite an article on the subject, and vindicate, in all its
+antiquity, the speech of Ossian and of Adam.
+
+We shall pass over several of the same class of experiments, such as the
+display of Adoration, which struck us as bordering very closely upon the
+limits of profanity. In justice to the operator, we ought to mention that
+they were all remarkably successful. We admired the dexterity with which
+two lads, under the savage influence of combativeness, punched and squared
+at each other; we were pleased with the musical talents of another boy,
+who varied the words, airs, and style of his singing as the fingers of the
+mesmerist wandered around the several protuberances of his cranium. In
+fact, we saw before us a human organ of sound, played upon with as much
+ease as a mere pianoforte. After such exhibitions as these, it was
+impossible to remain a sceptic.
+
+A grand chorus by the patients, of "Scots wha hae wi' Wallace bled," under
+the influence of some bump corresponding to Patriotism, terminated this
+portion of the evening's entertainments. But all was not yet over. The
+lecturer informed us that he would now exhibit the power of mesmerism over
+the body, apart from the enchainment of the mental faculties--that is,
+that he would produce paralysis in the limbs of a thinking and a sentient
+being. We are ashamed to say that a cry of "Gammon!" arose from different
+parts of the hall.
+
+"Ladies and gentlemen," said the undaunted sorcerer, "some incredulous
+persons seem to doubt my power. You shall see it with your own eyes. I
+shall now proceed to waken these boys, and submit them to the new
+experiment."
+
+In the twinkling of a handkerchief they were awake and lively, and beyond
+a slight complaint from the pugilists of pain in the region of the
+abdomen, and a very reasonable demand on the part of the musician for
+lozenges, they did not seem at all the worse in consequence of their
+recent exercise. One of them was now desired to stretch out his arm. He
+did so. A few passes were made along it, and he remained in the attitude
+of a fakeer.
+
+"That lad's arm," said he of the mysterious art, "is now as fixed as
+marble. He cannot take it down. Can you, O'Shaughnessy?"
+
+"The divil a bit!" replied the Hibernian, a stout and brawny villain of
+some two and twenty.
+
+"Would any gentleman like to try it?" inquired the operator.
+
+"It's myself has no manner of objections at all!" exclaimed a stalwart
+medical student, springing upon the platform, amidst a shout of general
+exultation. "Hould yerself tight, Pat, my boy; for, by the powers, I'll
+twist ye like an ounce of pig-tail!"
+
+"Tear and owns!"--replied O'Shaughnessy, looking somewhat dismayed, for
+the volunteer was about as stout a Connaughter as it ever was our fortune
+to behold. "Tear and owns! it isn't after breaking my arm you'd be at? Och
+wirra! Would ye take a dirty advantage of a decent lad, and him as stiff
+as a poker?"
+
+"I protest against this exhibition!" said the benevolent gentleman, in
+whom we now recognised a Vice-President of the Fogie Club. "The shoulder
+of the man may be dislocated--or there may be a fracture of the ulna--or
+some other horrid catastrophe may happen, and we shall all be prosecuted
+for murder!"
+
+"And am I not here to set the bone!" demanded the student indignantly
+"Give us a hould of ye, Pat, and stand firm on your pins, for I'll work ye
+like a pump-handle."
+
+So saying, he closed with O'Shaughnessy. But that wary individual, whilst
+he abandoned his arm to the student, evidently considered himself under no
+obligation to forego the use of his legs. He spun round and round like a
+teetotum, and stooped whenever an attempt was made to draw him down, but
+still the arm remained extended.
+
+"You see, ladies and gentlemen!" said the operator, after the scuffle was
+over--"You see how the power of the mesmeric fluid operates above the
+exertion of physical force. This amazingly powerful young gentleman has
+totally failed to move the arm one inch from its place."
+
+"I'd move it fast enough, if he'd only stand still," replied the student.
+"I'll tell you what. I look upon the whole thing as egregious humbug.
+There's my own arm out, and I defy either you or Pat to bring it down!"
+
+"Excuse me, sir," replied the mesmerist with dignity--"We do not meet here
+to practise feats of strength, but to discuss a scientific question. I
+appeal to this intelligent individual, who has taken so distinguished a
+part in the interesting proceedings of this evening, whether I am in any
+way bound to accept such a challenge."
+
+"Certainly not--certainly not!" said the Vice-President, delighted with
+this appeal to his understanding.
+
+"You hear the remark of the gentleman, sir," said the mesmerist. "May I
+now beg you will retire, and permit me to go on with the experiments?"
+
+"Take it all your own way, then," replied the student, reluctantly
+retiring from the platform; "but as sure's I am out of purgatory, that
+lad's arm was no more fixed than your tongue!"
+
+This slight episode over, the work went on accordingly. Paralysis
+flourished in all its shapes. One lad was spellbound to the floor, and
+could not move a yard from the spot, though encouraged to do so by an
+offer of twenty pounds from the liberal and daring artist. What effect the
+superadded security of the Vice-President might have had upon the
+patient's powers of locomotion, we really cannot say. Another, as he
+assured us, was utterly deprived of sight by a few cross passes of the
+operator--a third was charmed into dumbness--whilst a fourth declared his
+readiness to be converted into a pin-cushion; but was, at the intreaty of
+some ladies and our benevolent acquaintance, exempted from that
+metamorphosis, and merely endured, without murmuring, a few nips from the
+fingers of the lecturer.
+
+This closed the _séance_. We moved a vote of thanks to the Mesmerist for
+his gratifying exertions, and then retired to our Club to meditate upon
+the subject over a comfortable board of pandores. A few days afterwards,
+we met our friend the young Indian officer in Prince's Street.
+
+"I say, old fellow," quoth the Jemadar, "that was a confounded take-in the
+other night."
+
+"What do you mean?"
+
+"Why, that magnetizing nonsense. Not a soul of then was asleep after all."
+
+"Do you wish me to disbelieve the evidence of my own senses?"
+
+"You may believe whatever you like; I only wish you had been with us last
+Tuesday at a meeting we held in the Café. If you've got any tin about you,
+and don't mind standing an ice or so at Mrs Stewart's, I'll tell you all
+about it."
+
+Our desire for truth overcame our habitual parsimony. We led the way into
+the back saloon, and at a moderate expenditure became possessed of the
+following particulars:--
+
+"You see," said the Jemadar, sipping his cherry bounce, "there were a lot
+of clever fellows sitting near me the other night, and I made out from
+what they said that they were by no means satisfied with the whole
+proceeding. Now, as I have seen a thing or two in India, where, by Jove, a
+native will make a mango-tree grow out of a flowerpot before your eyes,
+and bear fruit enough in a few months to keep a large family for a year in
+pickles--and as I knew all about snake-charming, the singeing of tiger's
+whiskers, and so forth, I thought I might be of some use to the scientific
+birds; so, when the meeting broke up, I proposed an adjournment and a
+tumbler. I looked about for you, but you seemed more agreeably occupied."
+
+"You never were in a greater mistake in your life."
+
+"Well--that's all one; but I thought so. They were quite agreeable, and we
+passed a very pleasant evening. There were two or three young advocates
+who went the pace in regular style, a fair sprinkling of medicos, and that
+Irish student who handled the humbug on the platform; and who, let me tell
+you, is little short of a perfect trump. We reviewed the whole
+experiments, quite impartially, over a moderate allowance of alcohol, and
+were unanimously of opinion that it was necessary, for the interests of
+science, to examine into the matter more closely. One of the company
+undertook to procure the attendance of some of those lads whom you saw
+upon the platform; and another, who believes in mesmerism, but scouts the
+idea of phrenology, was acquainted with a creditable magnetizer, who, he
+said, would be sure to attend. We fixed our meeting for the second evening
+afterwards, and then adjourned.
+
+"When the appointed hour came, we mustered to the number of about thirty.
+Some scientific fellows about town had got wind of the thing, and wished
+to be present: to this we made no manner of objection, as it was not a
+hole-and-corner meeting. Of course, we took care that the lecturer should
+know nothing about it--indeed, he had left Edinburgh, for the purpose, I
+suppose, of enlightening the gallant Glaswegians; so that we had nothing
+to fear on the ground of secret influence. Well, sir, we elected a
+President, who gave his vote in favour of the postponement of beer until
+all the experiments were over, and had in the raggamuffins, who at their
+own request were each accompanied by a friend. They did not look quite
+easy on finding themselves introduced to such an assemblage, but native
+brass prevailed--they were in for it, and they durst not recede.
+
+"After a pretty tight examination by the President as to their former
+experiences and sensations, which of course resulted in nothing, one of
+the lads--the fellow who became blind--consented to be mesmerised by his
+brother. The latter, a very sheepish-looking sort of journeyman, went
+awkwardly through the usual flummery of passes, and then ensued this
+dialogue.
+
+"'Hoo are ye, Jock?'"
+
+"'Man, I'm blind!'"
+
+"'Can ye see naething?'"
+
+"'Naething ava. It's jist a' blackness afore me. Gudesake, dinna keep us
+lang this way--it's positeevely fearsome.'"
+
+"'Gentlemen,' said the brother, 'I hope you'll no be ower lang wi' oor
+Jock. Puir fallow! he's no jist a' thegether right in the nerves, and a
+wee thing is eneuch to upset him. Dinna handle him roughly, sir!' he
+continued, as one of our party commenced turning up his sleeves
+preparatory to an ocular demonstration; 'ye manna pit your hand upon
+him--it's enough to destroy the haill mesmereesin' influence, and he'll
+gang into a fit. Nane but the operawtor should touch him. Gin ye want to
+look into his een, I'se haud up the lids myself.'
+
+"He did so; and sure enough he disclosed a couple of unmeaning grey
+gooseberry orbs which stared perseveringly upon vacancy. A medical
+gentleman approached a candle towards them without any visible effect. The
+urchin was perfect in his calling. He did not even shrink at the rapid
+approach of a finger.
+
+"I was convinced in my own mind," continued the Jemadar, "that this was a
+piece of absolute humbug. The anxiety of the brother to keep every person
+at a distance was quite palpable, so I had recourse to stratagem to get
+him out of the way. We pretended to give the boy a momentary respite, and
+a proffered pot of porter proved a bait too tempting to the Argus of the
+blind. In short, we got him out of the room, and then resumed our
+examination of Jock, who still pled, like another Homer, to absolute want
+of vision.
+
+"'This is really very extraordinary, gentlemen,' said I, assuming the airs
+of a lecturer, but getting carefully in the rear of patient. 'I am now
+perfectly convinced that this boy is, by some inexplicable means, deprived
+of the functions of sight. You observe that when I advance the finger of
+my right hand towards his right eye--so--there is not the slightest
+shrinking or palpable contraction of the iris. It is the same when I
+approach the left eye--thus. If any gentleman doubts the success of the
+experiment, I shall again make it on the right eye.'
+
+"But this time, instead of probing the dexter orbit, for which he was
+prepared, I made a rapid pass at the other. The effect was instantaneous.
+A spasmodic twitch of the eyelid betrayed the acuteness of Jock's ocular
+perception.
+
+"'He winks, by the soul of Lord Monboddo!' cried one of my legal
+acquaintances. 'I saw it perfectly plainly!'
+
+"'Ye're leein'!' retorted Jock, whose pease-soup complexion suddenly
+became flushed with crimson--"'Ye're leein'! I winkit nane. It was a flea.
+Did ye no see that I winkit nane when ye pit the lancet forrard?'
+
+"'Oh! my fine fellow!' replied the Advocate, a youth who had evidently
+picked up a wrinkle or two at circuit, 'you've fairly put your foot into
+it this time. Not a living soul has said a single word about a lancet, and
+how could you know that this gentleman held in his hand unless you
+positively saw it?'
+
+"This was a floorer, but Jock would not abandon his point.
+
+"'Ye dinna ken what mesmereesin' is,' he exclaimed. 'It's a shame for a
+wheen muckle chaps like you to be trying yer cantrips that way on a laddie
+like me. It's no fair, and I'll no stand it ony langer. Whaur's my
+brither? Let me gang, I say--I'm no weel ava'!' and straightway the
+miraculous boy girded up his loins, and flew swiftly from the apartment.
+
+"Pat O'Shaughnessy was next brought forward to exhibit once more his
+unparalleled feat of rigidity. Confident in the strength of his brawny
+arm, the young Milesian evinced no scruples. The magnetist who had
+attended, at our request--a pleasant gentlemanly person--made the usual
+passes along the arm, and O'Shaughnessy stood out in the attitude of the
+Pythian Apollo.
+
+"I tried to bend his arm at the elbow, but sure enough I could not do it.
+The fellow had the muscles of a rhinosceros, and defied my utmost efforts.
+The magnetizer now began to exhibit another phenomenon. He made a few
+passes downwards, and the arm gradually fell, as if there were some
+undefinable attraction in the hand of the operator. He then reversed the
+motion, and the arm slowly ascended. Being quite convinced that in this
+case there was no collusion, I said a few words to the operator, who then
+took his post _behind_ the giant carcase of the navigator. A friend of the
+latter, who was detected dodging in front of him, was politely conducted
+to the door, and in this way the experiment was tried.
+
+"'Now sir,' said I, 'will you have the kindness to attract his arm
+upwards? I am curious to see if the mesmeric principle applies equally to
+all the muscles.'
+
+"'Faix!' volunteered O'Shaughnessy, 'it does that, and no mistake. Ye
+might make me hould up my fist on the other side of an oak door!'
+
+"I am sorry for the honour of Tipperary. The operator, as had been
+privately agreed on, commenced the downward passes, when, to our extreme
+delight, the arm of O'Shaughnessy rose directly upwards, until his fist
+pointed to the zenith!
+
+"'Beautiful!--admirable!--miraculous!' shouted half a dozen voices.
+
+"'Now, sir, will you try if you can take it down?'
+
+"'The magnetiser made efforts which, if successful, would have enabled
+O'Shaughnessy to count the number of his own dorsal vertebræ. He didn't
+seem, however, to have any such passion for osteology. The arm gradually
+declined, and at last reposed passively by his side. A general cheer
+proclaimed the success of the experiment.
+
+"'Mr Chairman,' said one gentleman, 'I move that it be recorded as the
+opinion of this meeting, that the late exhibitions of mesmerism, as
+exhibited in this city, were neither more nor less than a tissue of
+unmitigated humbug!'
+
+"'After what we have seen this evening,' said another, 'I do not feel the
+slightest hesitation in seconding that motion.'
+
+"'And I move,' said a third, 'that in case that motion should be carried,
+we do incontinently proceed to supper.'
+
+"So far as I recollect, there was not a dissentient voice in the room to
+either proposition.
+
+"'Axing yer pardon,' said O'Shaughnessy, advancing to the chairman, 'it's
+five shillings I was promised for time and trouble, and expinces in
+attending this mating. Perhaps yer honour will allow a thrifle over and
+above to my friend Teddy yonder, who came to see that I wasn't bothered
+all at onst?'
+
+"'You are an impudent scoundrel, sir,' said the chairman, 'and deserve to
+be kicked down stairs. However, a promise is a promise. There is your
+money, and let us never see your face again.'
+
+"'Och, long life to yese all!' said the undaunted O'Shaughnessy, 'but its
+mismirism is a beautiful science! Divil a barrow have I wheeled this last
+month on the North British Railway, and it isn't soon that I'll be after
+doing it again. Teddy, ye sowl! let's be off to the ould place, and dhrink
+good luck to the gintlemin in a noggin.'
+
+"Such," concluded the Jemadar, "was the result of our meeting; and I can
+tell you that you lost a rich treat by not hearing of it in time."
+
+"I don't want to be disenchanted," said we. "Nothing that you have said
+can shake my firm belief in mesmerism in all its stages. I allow that the
+science, like every thing else, is liable to abuse, but that does not
+affect my faith in the slightest degree. Have you ever read Chauncey Hare
+Townshend's book? Why, my dear fellow, he has magnetized a female patient,
+through mere volition alone, at the other end of the town; and I have not
+the remotest doubt that it is quite possible to exercise the same powers
+between Edinburgh and Madras. What a beautiful thought it is that two
+lovers, separated by land and ocean, may yet exercise a sweet influence
+over each other--that at a certain hour, a balmy slumber, stealing over
+their frames, apprises them that their souls are about to meet in
+undisturbed and tranquil union! That in a few moments, perhaps, far, far
+above the galaxy"--
+
+"Oh, confound the galaxy!" interrupted the prosaic Jemadar. "If you're
+going on in that style, I shall be off at once. I have no idea of any
+communication quicker than the electric telegraph; and as for your
+sympathies, and that sort of rubbish, any body may believe them that
+likes. I suppose, too, you believe in clair-voyance?"
+
+"Most assuredly," we replied. "The case of Miss M'Avoy of Liverpool--of
+Prince Hohenlohe, and many others"----
+
+"Are all very wonderful, I daresay; but I should like to see the thing
+with my own eyes. A friend of mine told me, no later than yesterday, that
+he had been present at a meeting, held in a professional gentleman's
+house, for the purpose of testing the powers of a lad said to be
+clair-voyant, who was exhibited by one of those itinerant lecturers. In
+addition to the usual bandages, of which there was much suspicion, a mask,
+previously prepared, was put upon the face, so that all deception was
+impossible. In this state, the boy, though professedly in the mesmeric
+sleep, could see nothing. He fingered the cards--fumbled with the
+books--but could read no more than my poodle-dog. In fact, the whole thing
+was considered by every one present not only a failure, but a rank and
+palpable sham; and until I have some better evidence in support of these
+modern miracles, I shall take the liberty of denouncing the system as one
+of most impudent imposture."
+
+"But, my dear fellow, recollect the number of persons of rank and
+station--the highly intellectual and cultivated minds which have formed a
+directly opposite opinion. What say you to Van Helmont? What say you to
+Michael Scott,
+
+ 'A wizard of such dreaded fame,
+ That when in Salamanca's cave,
+ Him listed his magic wand to wave,
+ The bells would ring in Notre Dame?'
+
+What say you to the sympathetic secrets still known to be preserved in the
+monastery of Mount Carmel? What say you"--
+
+"I say," replied the Jemadar, "that you are beginning to talk most
+infernal nonsense, and that I must be off, as I have an engagement at
+three to play a match at billiards. In the meantime, you'll oblige me by
+settling with Mrs Stewart for the ices."
+
+
+
+
+COOKERY AND CIVILISATION.[12]
+
+
+It is only after passing through an ordeal cruelly insidious, tolerably
+severe, and rather protracted, that we feel conscientiously entitled to
+assert our ability to dine every day of every week at the Reform Club,
+without jeopardy to those immutable principles which are incorruptible by
+Whigs and indestructible by Rats. A sneer, perhaps, is curling with
+"beautiful disdain" the lips of some Conservative Achilles. Let us nip his
+complacent sense of invulnerability in the bud. To eat and to err are
+equally attributes of humanity. Looking at ourselves in the mirror of
+honest criticism, we behold features as unchangeable as sublunary
+vicissitudes will allow.
+
+ "Time writes no wrinkles on our azure brow."
+
+Witness it! ye many years of wondrous alternation--of lurid tempest and
+sunny calm--of disastrous rout and triumphant procession--of shouting pæan
+and wailing dirge--witness the imperturbable tenor of our way! Attest it,
+thou goodly array of the tomes of Maga, laden and sparkling, now as ever,
+with wisdom and wit, science and fancy!--attest the unwavering fidelity of
+our career! All this is very true; but the secret annals of the good can
+never be free from temptations, and never are in reality unblotted by
+peccadilloes. The fury of the demagogue has been our laughing-stock--the
+versatility of trimming politicians, our scorn. We have crouched before
+none of the powers which have been, or be; neither have we been carried
+off our feet by the whirlwinds of popular passion. Yet it is difficult to
+resist a good dinner. The victories of Miltiades robbed Themistocles of
+sleep. The triumphs of SOYER are apt to affect us, "with a difference,"
+after the same fashion.
+
+There was, we remember, a spirit of surly independence within us on
+visiting, for the first time, the "high capital" of Whiggery, where the
+Tail at present
+
+ "New rubb'd with balm, expatiate and confer
+ Their State affairs."
+
+To admire any thing was not our mood:
+
+ "The ascending pile
+ Stood fix'd her stately heighth; and straight the doors,
+ Opening their brazen folds, discover, wide
+ Within, her ample spaces, o'er the smooth
+ And level pavement."
+
+And as these lines suggested themselves, we recollected who the first Whig
+is said to have been, and whose architectural glories Milton was
+recording. We never yet heard a Radical disparage a peer of the realm
+without being convinced, that deep in the pocket, next his heart, lay an
+incautious hospitable invitation from the noble lord, to which a
+precipitate answer in the affirmative had already been dispatched.
+Analogously, in the magnificent edifice, whose tesselated floor we were
+treading gingerly, it seemed to us that we surveyed an unmistakable
+monument of an innate predilection for the splendours and comforts, the
+pomp and the _abandon_, of a "proud aristocracy." This was before dinner,
+and we were hungry. To tell all that happened to us for some hours
+afterwards, would, in fact, force us to transfer to our pages more than
+half of the volume which is prompting these observations. Suffice it to
+say, that when we again stood on Pall-Mall, a bland philanthropy of
+sentiment, embracing all races, and classes, and sects of men, permeated
+our bosom. Whence came the mellowing influence, seeing that we had been,
+as our custom is, very innocent of wine? Nor could it be the seductive
+eloquence of the company. We had indeed been roundly vituperated in
+argument by the Liberator. Oh yes! but we had been fed by the Regenerator.
+
+To us, then, on these things much meditating--so Cicero and Brougham love
+to write--many of the speculations in which we had indulged, and of the
+principles which we had advocated, were obviously not quite in harmony
+with the views long inculcated by us on a docile public. Suddenly the
+truth flashed across and illuminated the perplexity of our ponderings. We
+were aware that, early in the evening, a much milder censure than usual
+upon some factious Liberal manoeuvre had passed our lips. This took
+place just about the fourth spoonful of soup. The spells were already in
+operation under the shape of "_potage à la Marcus Hill_." There is a
+fascination even in the name of this "delicious soup"--such is the epithet
+of Soyer--which our readers will better understand in the sequel. Again,
+it was impossible to deny that we had hazarded several equivocal
+observations in reference to the Palmerstonian policy in Syria. But it was
+equally true that such inadvertencies slipped from us while laboriously
+engaged in determining a delicate competition between "_John Dorée à
+l'Orléannaise_" and "_saumon à la Beyrout_." A transient compliment to the
+influence at elections of the famous Duchess of Devonshire was little
+liable to objection, we imagined, during a playful examination of a few
+"_aiguillettes de volaille à la jolie fille_." More questionable, it must
+be admitted, were certain assertions regarding the Five Points, enunciated
+hastily over a "_neck of mutton à la Charte_." No fault, however, had we
+to find with the cutting facetiousness with which we had garnished
+"_cotelettes d'Agneau à la réforme en surprise aux Champignons_." The
+title of this dish was so ludicrously applicable to the consternation of
+the remnants of the Melbourne ministry--the cutlets of lamb--in finding
+themselves outrun in the race by mushroom free-traders, that our
+pleasantry thereanent was irresistible. It was difficult, at the same
+time, to justify the expression of an opinion, infinitely too favourable
+to Peel's commercial policy, yielding to the allurements of a "_turban des
+cailles à la financière_." And, on the whole, we smarted beneath a
+consciousness that all our conversation had been perceptibly flavoured by
+"_filets de bécasses à la Talleyrand_."
+
+The result of these reflections was, simply, an alarming conviction of the
+tremendous influence exercised by Soyer throughout all the workings of the
+British constitution. The causes of the success of the League begin to
+dawn upon us, while our gravest suspicions are confirmed by the
+appearance, at this peculiar crisis, of the "Gastronomic Regenerator."
+What patriotism can withstand a superabundance of untaxed food, cooked
+according to the tuition of Soyer? How can public virtue keep its ground
+against such a rush of the raw material, covered by such a "_batterie de
+cuisine_?" Cobden and Soyer, in alliance, have given a new turn, and
+terribly literal power, to the fable of Menenius Agrippa.
+
+ "There was a time when all the body's members
+ Rebell'd against the belly."
+
+Such times are gone. The belly now has it all its own way, while
+
+ "The kingly-crownèd head, the vigilant eye,
+ The counsellor heart, the arm our soldier,
+ Our steed the leg, the tongue our trumpeter,"
+
+are conjunctly and severally cuffed, or bunged up, or broken, or stifled,
+unless they are perpetually ministering to the service of the great
+cormorant corporation. It is mighty well to talk of the dissolution of the
+League. The testament of Cæsar, commented on by Mark Antony, was
+eventually more fatal to the liberties of Rome, than the irrepressible
+ambition which originally urged the arch-traitor across the Rubicon. The
+"Gastronomic Regenerator," in the hands of every housewife in the country,
+is merely to convert the most invincible portion of the community into a
+perpetual militia of free-traders. All cooks proverbially encourage an
+enormous consumption of victuals. The study of Soyer will infallibly
+transform three-fourths of the empire into cooks. Consequently, the demand
+for every variety of sustenance, by an immense majority of the nation,
+will be exorbitant and perennial. No syllogism can be more unassailable.
+We venture also to affirm that the judgment of posterity will be rigidly
+true in apportioning the endurance of fame which the conflicting merits of
+our great benefactors may deserve. It is far from unlikely that the
+glories of a Peel may be disregarded, forgotten, and unsung, when the
+trophies of a Soyer, still odorous, and unctuous, and fresh, shall be in
+every body's mouth.
+
+The "Gastronomic Regenerator" has not assumed his imposing title without a
+full appreciation of the dignity of his office and the elevation of his
+mission. The brief and graceful "dialogue culinaire" between Lord M. H.
+and himself, illustrates the grand doctrines that man is a cooking animal,
+and that the progress of cooking is the progress of civilisation. There is
+something prodigiously sublime in the words of the noble interlocutor,
+when he declares, "Read history, and you see that in every age, and among
+all nations, the good which has been done, and sometimes the evil, has
+been always preceded or followed by a copious dinner." This language, we
+presume, must be considered on the great scale, as applicable to the most
+solemn and momentous occurrences in the history of governments and
+countries. Not that we can exclude it from individual biography.
+Benevolence we have always regarded as a good sauce, and have often
+observed it to be an excellent dessert. The man who tucks his napkin under
+his chin immediately after conferring a benefit on a fellow-creature,
+invariably manifests marvellous capabilities for digestion; and, on the
+other hand, the man who has dined to his own entire satisfaction, if
+solicited in the nick of time, will frequently evince an open-handed
+generosity, to which his more matutine emotions would have been strangers.
+But--to reverse the picture--any interruption to the near prospect of a
+"copious dinner" is at all times inimical to charity; while repletion, we
+know, occasionally reveals such unamiable dispositions as could not have
+been detected by the most jealous scrutiny at an earlier period of the
+day. Nations are but hives of individuals. We understand, therefore, the
+noble lord to mean, that all the history of all the thousand races of the
+globe concurrently teaches us that every great event, social or political,
+domestic or foreign, involving their national weal or woe, has been
+harbingered or commemorated by a "copious dinner." Many familiar instances
+of this profound truth--some of very recent date--crowd into our
+recollection. But we cannot help suspecting a deeper meaning to be
+inherent in the enunciation of this "great fact." Copious dinners are, as
+it strikes us, here covertly represented as the means of effecting the
+most extensive ameliorations. To dine is insinuated to be the first step
+on the highway to improvement. In the consequences which flow from dining
+copiously, what is beneficial is evidently stated to preponderate over
+what is hurtful, the qualifying "sometimes" being only attached to the
+latter. In this respect, dinners seem to differ from men, that the evil is
+more frequently "interred with their bones," while the "good they do lives
+after them." This is, assuredly, ringing a dinner-bell incessantly to the
+whole universe. We have ourselves, not half an hour ago, paid our quota
+for participating within the last week in congratulatory festivities to
+two eminent public characters. The overwhelming recurrence, in truth, of
+these entertainments, drains us annually of a handsome income; and
+reading, as we do daily in the newspapers, how every grocer, on changing
+his shop round the corner, and every professor of dancing, on being driven
+by the surges of the Utilitarian system up another flight of stairs, must,
+to felicitate or soothe him, receive the tribute or consolation of a
+banquet and demonstration, we hold up our hands in amazement at the
+opulence and deglutition of Scotland.
+
+What shall become of us, driven further onwards still, by the impetus of
+the Gastronomic Regenerator, we dare not foretell. The whole year may be a
+circle of public feasts; and our institutions gradually, although with no
+small velocity, relapse into the common table of Sparta. But never,
+whispers Soyer, into the black broth of Lycurgus. And so he ensnares us
+into the recognition of another fundamental principle, that the simplicity
+of Laconian fare night be admirably appropriate for infant republics and
+penniless helots, but can afford no subsistence to an overgrown empire,
+and the possessors of the wealth of the world! Thus cookery marks, dates,
+and authenticates the refinement of mankind. The savage cuts his warm
+slice from the haunches of the living animal, and swallows it reeking from
+the kitchen of nature. The civilized European, revolting from the dreadful
+repast, burns, and boils, and stews, and roasts his food into an external
+configuration, colour, and substance, as different from its original
+condition as the mummy of Cheops differs from the Cheops who watched, with
+an imperial dilatation of his brow, the aspiring immortality of the
+pyramids. Both, in acting so differently, are the slaves and the types of
+the circumstances of their position. The functions in the frames of both
+are the same; but these functions curiously follow the discipline of the
+social situation which directs and regulates their development. The
+economy of the kitchen is only a counterpart, in its simplicity or
+complication, its rudeness or luxury, of the economy of the state. The
+subjects of patriarchs and despots may eat uncooked horses with relish and
+nourishment. The denizens of a political system whose every motion is
+regulated by an intricate machinery, in which the teeth of all the myriad
+wheels in motion are indented with inextricable multiplicity of confusion
+into each other, perish under any nurture which is not as intricate,
+complex, artificial, and confused. What a noble and comprehensive science
+is this Gastronomy!
+
+"Are you not also," says the philosophic Soyer, in the same interesting
+dialogue, "of opinion with me, my lord, that nothing better disposes the
+mind of man to amity in thought and deed, than a dinner which has been
+knowingly selected, and artistically served?" The answer is most pregnant.
+"It is my thinking so," replies Lord M. H., "which has always made me say
+that a good cook is as useful as a wise minister." Behold to what an
+altitude we are carried! The loaves and fishes in the hands of the Whigs,
+and Soyer at the Reform Club to dress them! Let us banish melancholy, and
+drive away dull care. The bellicose propensities of a foreign secretary
+are happily innocuous. The rumours of war pass by us like the idle wind
+which we regard not. Protocols and treaties, notes and representations,
+are henceforth disowned by diplomacy. The figure of Britannia with a
+stew-pan for her helmet, and a spit for a spear, leaning in statuesque
+repose on a folio copy of the _Gastronomic Regenerator_,
+
+ "Surveys mankind from China to Peru;"
+
+and with an unruffled ocean at her feet, and a cloudless sky overhead,
+smiles on the countless millions of the children of earth, chatting
+fraternally together at the round table of universal peace. Bright will be
+the morning of the day which sees the impress of such an image on our
+currency. Of course, it will be understood that we are entirely of the
+same mind, abstractly, as M. Soyer and Lord M. H. The _maître de cuisine_
+appears to us unquestionably to be one of the most important functionaries
+belonging to an embassy. Peace or war, which it is scarcely necessary to
+interpret as the happiness or the misery of two great countries, may
+depend upon a headache. Now, if it were possible, in any case, to trace
+the bilious uneasiness which may have perverted pacific intentions into
+hostile designs, to the unskilful or careless performance of his momentous
+duties by the cook-legate, no punishment could too cruelly expiate such a
+blunder. We should be inclined to propose that the brother artist who most
+adroitly put the delinquent to torture, should be his successor, holding
+office under a similar tenure. It may be matter of controversy, however,
+at once whether such a system would work well, and whether it is agreeable
+to the prevalence of those kindly feelings which it is the object of M.
+Soyer, and every other good cook or wise statesman, to promulgate
+throughout the human family. The publication of the _Gastronomic
+Regenerator_ inspires us with better hopes. The tyro of the dripping-pan
+will be no more entitled to screen himself behind his imperfect science or
+neglected education, than the unlettered criminal to plead his ignorance
+of the alphabet as a justification of his ignorance of the statute law,
+whose enactments send him to Botany Bay. The rudiments and the
+mysteries--the elementary axioms and most recondite problems--of his lofty
+vocation are unrolled before him in legible and intelligible characters.
+The skill which is the offspring of practice, must be attained by his
+opportunities and his industry. And if
+
+ "Fame is the spur which the clear spirit doth raise,"
+
+it might, we trust, satiate the most ravenous appetite which ever gnawed
+the bowels even of a cook, not merely to secure the tranquillity of the
+universe, but to save his native land the expense of armies and fleets,
+and turn the currents of gold absorbed by taxation, into the more
+congenial channel of gastronomical enterprise. The majestic and
+far-spreading oak springs out of the humble acorn. In future ages, the
+acute historian will demonstrate how the "copious dinner" which cemented
+the bonds of eternal alliance between vast and consolidated empires, whose
+people were clothed in purple and fine linen, lived in habitations
+decorated with every tasteful and gorgeous variety which caprice could
+suggest and affluence procure, and mingled the physical indolence of
+Sybaris with the intellectual activity of Athens, was but the ripe fruit
+legitimately matured from the simple bud of the calumet of peace, which
+sealed a hollow truce among the roving and puny lands of the naked,
+cityless, and untutored Indian. So, once more, the perfectibility of
+cookery indicates the perfectibility of society.
+
+The gallantry of Soyer is as conspicuous as his historical and political
+philosophy. He would not profusely "scatter plenty o'er a smiling land"
+solely for the gratification of his own sex. The sun shines on woman as on
+man; and when the sun will not shine, a woman's eye supplies all the light
+we need. The sagacious "Regenerator" refuses to restrict to the lordly
+moiety of mankind a monopoly of his beams, feeling that, when the pressure
+of mortal necessity sinks his head, fairer hands than those of the
+statesman or the warrior, the ecclesiastic or the lawyer, are likely to be
+the conservators of his reputation. "Allow me," he remarks, "to suggest to
+your lordship, that a meeting for practical gastronomical purposes, _where
+there are no ladies_, is in my eyes a garden without flowers, a sea
+without waves, an experimental squadron without sails."
+
+ "Without the smile from partial beauty won,
+ Say what were man?--a world without a sun!"
+
+The harrowing picture of desolation, from the pen of M. Soyer, may be
+equalled, but cannot be surpassed, by a line here and there in Byron's
+"Darkness." The sentiment, at the same time, sounds oddly, as it issues
+from the penetralia of a multitudinous club. Our notion has hitherto been,
+that a club was an invention of which a principal object was to prove that
+female society was far from being indispensable to man, and that all the
+joys of domesticity might be tasted in a state of single-blessedness
+beyond the precincts of home for a small annual payment. A thorough-going
+club-man would very soon drive a coach and four through the Regenerator's
+polite eloquence. For instance, a garden without flowers has so much the
+more room for the growth of celery, asparagus, artichokes, and the like.
+There could not possibly be a greater convenience than the evaporation or
+disappearance of the waters of the ocean; because we should then have
+railways every where, and no nausea. Sails, likewise, are not requisite
+now-a-days for ships; on the contrary, steam-vessels are so evidently
+superior, that the sail-maker may as well shut up his shop. The flowers of
+a garden are an incumbrance--the waves of the sea are an impediment--the
+sails of a ship are a superfluity. Garden, sea, and ship would be better
+wanting flowers, waves, and sails. On the same principles a club is
+preferable to a family fire-side, and the lot of a bachelor to the fate of
+a Benedict. M. Soyer, speaking _ex cathedrâ_ from the kitchen of the
+Reform Club, would find it no easy matter to parry the cogency of this
+reasoning. He forgets, apparently, that he bares his breast to a most
+formidable attack. What right have MEN to be Cooks? What hypocrisy it is
+to regret that women cannot eat those dinners which women alone are
+entitled, according to the laws of nature and the usages of Britain, to
+dress! Be just before you affect to be generous! Surrender the place, and
+the privileges, and the immunities, which are the heritage and birthright
+of the petticoat! Hercules with a distaff was bad enough; but here, in the
+vagaries and metamorphoses of heathen mythology, do you read of Hercules
+with a dishclout? What would the moon say, should the sun insist on
+blazing away all night as well as all day? Your comparisons are full of
+poetry and humbug. A kitchen without a female cook--it _is_ like a
+flowerless garden, a waveless sea, a sail-less ship. A kitchen with a male
+cook--is a monster which natural history rejects, and good feeling abhors.
+The rights of women are scarcely best vindicated by him who usurps the
+most precious of them. There will be time to complain of their absence
+from the scene, when, by a proper self-ostracism, you leave free for them
+the stage which it becomes them to occupy. These are knotty matters, M.
+Soyer, for digestion. With so pretty a quarrel we shall not interfere,
+having a wholesome respect for an Amazonian enemy who can stand fire like
+salamanders. To be candid, we are puzzled by the sprightliness of our own
+fancy, and do not very distinctly comprehend how we have managed to
+involve the Regenerator, whose thoughts were bent on the pale and slim
+sylphs of the boudoir, in a squabble with the rubicund and rotund vestals
+who watch the inextinguishable flames of THE GREAT HEARTH.
+
+This marvellous dialogue, from which we have taken with our finger and
+thumb a tit-bit here and there, might be the text for inexhaustible
+annotation. It occupies no more than two pages; but, as Gibbon has said of
+Tacitus, "they are the pages of Soyer." Every topic within the range of
+human knowledge is touched, by direct exposition or collateral allusion.
+The metaphysician and the theologian, the physiologist and the moralist,
+are all challenged to investigate its dogmas, which, let us forewarn them,
+are so curtly, positively, and oracularly propounded, as, if orthodox, to
+need no commentary; and if heterodox, to demand accumulated mountains of
+controversy to overwhelm them. For he, we believe, can hardly be deemed a
+mean opponent, unworthy of a foeman's steel-pen, who has at his fingers'
+ends "Mullets à la Montesquieu," "Fillets of Haddock à la St Paul,"
+"Saddle of Mutton à la Mirabeau," "Ribs of Beef à la Bolingbroke,"
+"Pounding Soufflé à la Mephistopheles," "Woodcock à la Staël," and "Filets
+de Boeuf farcis à la Dr Johnson."
+
+The constitution of English cookery is precisely similar to the
+constitution of the English language. Both were prophetically sketched by
+Herodotus in his description of the army of Xerxes, which gathered its
+numbers, and strength, and beauty, from "all the quarters in the shipman's
+card." That imperishable mass of noble words--that glorious tongue in
+which Soyer has prudently written the "Gastronomic Regenerator," is in
+itself an unequalled specimen of felicitous cookery. The dishes which
+furnished the most _recherché_ dinner Soyer ever dressed, the "Diner
+Lucullusian à la Sampayo," being resolved into the chaos whence they arose
+in faultless proportions and resistless grace, would not disclose elements
+and ingredients more heterogenous, remote, and altered from their primal
+nature, than those which go to the composition of the few sentences in
+which he tells us of this resuscitation of the _cæna_ of Petronius. A
+thousand years and a thousand accidents, the deepest erudition and the
+keenest ingenuity, the most delicate wit and most outrageous folly, have
+been co-operating in the manufacture of the extraordinary vocabulary which
+has enabled the Regenerator himself to concoct the following unparalleled
+receipt for
+
+ "THE CELESTIAL AND TERRESTRIAL CREAM OF GREAT BRITAIN.
+
+ "Procure, if possible, the antique Vase of the Roman Capitol; the Cup
+ of Hebe; the Strength of Hercules; and the Power of Jupiter;"
+
+ "_Then proceed as follows:_--"
+
+ "Have ready the chaste Vase (on the glittering rim of which three
+ doves are resting in peace), and in it deposit a Smile from the
+ Duchess of Sutherland, from which Terrestrial Déesse it will be most
+ graceful; then add a Lesson from the Duchess of Northumberland; the
+ Happy Remembrance of Lady Byron; an Invitation from the Marchioness
+ of Exeter; a Walk in the Fairy Palace of the Duchess of Buckingham;
+ an Honour of the Marchioness of Douro; a Sketch from Lady
+ Westmoreland; Lady Chesterfield's Conversation; the Deportment of the
+ Marchioness of Aylesbury; the Affability of Lady Marcus Hill; some
+ Romances of Mrs Norton; a Mite of Gold from Miss Coutts; a Royal
+ Dress from the Duchess of Buccleuch; a Reception from the Duchess of
+ Leinster; a Fragment of the Works of Lady Blessington; a Ministerial
+ Secret from Lady Peel; a Gift from the Duchess of Bedford; an
+ Interview with Madame de Bunsen; a Diplomatic Reminiscence from the
+ Marchioness of Clanricarde; an Autocratic Thought from the Baroness
+ Brunow; a Reflection from Lady John Russell; an amiable Word from
+ Lady Wilton; the Protection of the Countess de St Aulaire; a Seraphic
+ Strain from Lady Essex; a poetical gift of the Baroness de la
+ Calabrala; a Welcome from Lady Alice Peel; the Sylph-like form of the
+ Marchioness of Abercorn; a Soirée of the Duchess of Beaufort; a
+ Reverence of the Viscountess Jocelyn; and the Good-will of Lady
+ Palmerston.
+
+ "Season with the Piquante Observation of the Marchioness of
+ Londonderry; the Stately Mein of the Countess of Jersey; the Trésor
+ of the Baroness Rothschild; the Noble Devotion of Lady Sale; the
+ Knowledge of the Fine Arts of the Marchioness of Lansdowne; the
+ Charity of the Lady De Grey; a Criticism from the Viscountess of
+ Melville;--with a Musical Accompaniment from the whole; and Portraits
+ of all these Ladies taken from the Book of Celebrated Beauties.
+
+ "Amalgamate scientifically; and should you find this _Appareil_
+ (which is without a parallel) does not mix well, do not regard the
+ expense for the completion of a dish worthy of the Gods!
+
+ "Endeavour to procure, no matter at what price, a Virtuous Maxim from
+ the Book of Education of Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Kent; a
+ Kiss from the Infant Princess Alice; an Innocent Trick of the
+ Princess-Royal; a Benevolent Visit from the Duchess of Gloucester; a
+ Maternal Sentiment of Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge; a
+ Compliment from the Princess Augusta de Mecklenbourg; the future
+ Hopes of the Young Princess Mary;--
+
+ "And the Munificence of Her Majesty Queen Adelaide.
+
+ "Cover the Vase with the Reign of Her Most Gracious Majesty, and let
+ it simmer for half a century, or more, if possible, over a Fire of
+ Immortal Roses.
+
+ "Then uncover, with the greatest care and precision, this Mysterious
+ Vase; garnish the top with the Aurora of a Spring Morning; several
+ Rays of the Sun of France; the Serenity of an Italian Sky; and the
+ Universal Appreciation of the Peace of Europe.
+
+ "Add a few Beams of the Aurora Borealis; sprinkle over with the
+ Virgin Snow of Mont Blanc; glaze with an Eruption of Mount Vesuvius,
+ cause the Star of the Shepherd to dart over it; and remove, as
+ quickly as possible, this _chef-d'oeuvre_ of the nineteenth century
+ from the Volcanic District.
+
+ "Then fill Hebe's Enchanted Cup with a religious Balm, and with it
+ surround this mighty Cream of Immortality;
+
+ "Terminate with the Silvery light of the Pale Queen of Night, without
+ disturbing a Ray of the Brilliancy of the brightest Queen of the
+ Day."
+
+Half a century hence, when the simmering over the roseate fire is silent,
+may we, with M. Soyer, be present to gaze on the happy consummation of the
+conceptions of his transcendant imagination!
+
+The Regenerator is too conversant with universal history not to know that
+his book, in crossing the Tweed northwards, approaches a people more
+familiar with its fundamental principles than any other inhabitants of
+these Fortunate Isles. England, for any thing we care, may deserve the
+opprobrious title of perfidious Albion. Scotland--("Stands Scotland where
+it did?")--was ever the firm friend of France. Ages ago, when our southern
+cousins were incessantly fighting, we were constantly dining, with the
+French. Our royal and noblest families were mingled by the dearest ties
+with the purest and proudest blood of the adopted land of Mary. For
+centuries uninterruptedly was maintained an interchange of every gentle
+courtesy, and every friendly succour; and when the broadsword was not
+needed to gleam in the front ranks of Gallic chivalry, the dirk never
+failed to emit the first flash in the onslaughts of Gallic hospitality.
+The Soyers of those times--dim precursors of the Regenerator--did not
+disdain to alight on our hungry shores, and leave monuments of their
+beneficence, which are grateful to this hour in the nostrils and to the
+palate of prince and peasant. Nay, we shrewdly conjecture that some
+time-honoured secrets still dwell with us, of which the memory has long
+since perished in their birth-place. Boastful we may not suffer ourselves
+to be. But if M. Soyer ever heard of, or dressed or tasted precisely as we
+have dressed and tasted, what is known to us and a very limited circle of
+acquaintances as "Lamb-toasty," we shall start instantly from the
+penultimate habitation of Ultima Thule, commonly known as John O'Groat's
+House, expressly to test his veracity, and gratify our voracity. Perhaps
+he may think it would not be too polite in us to transmit him the receipt.
+Not for a wilderness of Regenerators! Could we unfold to him the awful
+legend in connexion with it, of which we are almost the exclusive
+depositaries, the cap so lightly lying on his brow would be projected
+upwards to the roof by the instantaneous starting of his hair. The Last
+Minstrel himself, to whom it was narrated, shook his head when he heard
+it, and was never known to allude to it again; in reference to which
+circumstance, all that the bitterest malice could insinuate was, that if
+the story had been worth remembering, he was not likely to have forgotten
+it. "One December midnight, a shriek"--is probably as far as we can now
+venture to proceed. There are some descendants of the parties, whose
+feelings, even after the lapse of five hundred years, which is but as
+yesterday in a Highlander's genealogy, we are bound to respect. In other
+five hundred years, we shall, with more safety to ourselves, let them "sup
+full of horrors."
+
+The Gastronomic Regenerator reminds us of no book so much as the
+Despatches of Arthur Duke of Wellington. The orders of Soyer emanate from
+a man with a clear, cool, determined mind--possessing a complete mastery
+of his weapons and materials, and prompt to make them available for
+meeting every contingency--singularly fertile in conceiving, and fortunate
+without a check in executing, sudden, rapid, and difficult
+combinations--overlooking nothing with his eagle eye, and, by the powerful
+felicity of his resources, making the most of every thing--matchless in
+his "Hors-d'OEuvres"--unassailable in his "Removes"--impregnable in his
+"Pièces de resistance"--and unconquerable with his "Flanks." His
+directions are lucid, precise, brief, and unmistakeable. There is not a
+word in them superfluous--or off the matter immediately on hand--or not
+directly to the point. They are not the dreams of a visionary theorist and
+enthusiast, but the hard, solid, real results of the vast experience of a
+tried veteran, who has personally superintended or executed all the
+operations of which he writes. It may be matter of dispute whether
+Wellington or Soyer acquired their knowledge in the face of the hotter
+fire. They are both great Chiefs--whose mental and intellectual faculties
+have a wonderful similarity--and whose sayings and doings are
+characterised by an astonishing resemblance in nerve, perspicuity, vigour,
+and success. In one respect M. Soyer has an advantage over his illustrious
+contemporary. His Despatches are addressed to an army which as far
+outnumbers any force every commanded or handled by the Hero of Waterloo,
+as the stars in the blue empyrean exceed the gas-lamps of London--an army
+which, instead of diminishing under any circumstances, evinces a tendency,
+we fear, of steadily swelling its ranks year by year, and day by day--a
+standing army, which the strong hand of the most jealous republicanism
+cannot suppress, and which the realization of the bright chimera of
+universal peace will fail to disband. Before many months are gone,
+thousands and tens of thousands will be marching and countermarching,
+cutting and skewering, broiling and freezing, in blind obedience to the
+commands of the Regenerator. "Peace hath her victories no less than those
+of war." But it is not to be forgotten that if the sword of Wellington had
+not restored and confirmed the tranquillity of the world, the
+carving-knife of Soyer might not have been so bright.
+
+The confidence of Soyer in his own handiwork is not the arrogant
+presumption of vanity, but the calm self-reliance of genius. There is a
+deal of good sense in the paragraph which we now quote:--
+
+ "Although I am entirely satisfied with the composition, distribution,
+ and arrangement of my book, should some few little mistakes be
+ discovered they will be the more excusable under those circumstances,
+ as in many instances I was unable to devote that tedious time
+ required for correction; and although I have taken all possible care
+ to prescribe, by weight and measure, the exact quantity of
+ ingredients used in the following receipts for the seasoning and
+ preparing of all kinds of comestibles, I must observe that the
+ ingredients are not all either of the same size or quality; for
+ instance, some eggs are much larger than others, some pepper
+ stronger, salt salter, and even some sugar sweeter. In vegetables,
+ again, there is a considerable difference in point of size and
+ quality; fruit is subject to the same variation, and, in fact all
+ description of food is subject to a similar fluctuation. I am far,
+ however, from taking these disproportions for excuses, but feel
+ satisfied, if the medium of the specified ingredients be used, and
+ the receipts in other respects closely followed, nothing can hinder
+ success."
+
+It seems a childish remark to make, that all salts do not coincide in
+their saltness, nor sugars in their sweetness. The principle, however,
+which the observation contains within it, is any thing but childish. It
+implies, that, supposing the accuracy of a Soyer to be nearly infallible,
+the faith in his instructions must never be so implicit as to supersede
+the testimony of one's own senses, and the admonitions of one's own
+judgment. It is with the most poignant recollections that we acknowledge
+the justice of the Regenerator's caution on this head. We once, with a
+friend who shared our martyrdom, tried to make onion soup in exact
+conformity with what was set down in an Oracle of Cookery, which a foul
+mischance had placed across our path. With unerring but inflecting
+fidelity, we filled, and mixed, and stirred, and watched, the fatal
+caldron. The result was to the eye inexpressibly alarming. A thick oily
+fluid, repulsive in colour, but infinitely more so in smell, fell with a
+flabby, heavy, lazy stream, into the soup-plate. Having swallowed, with a
+Laocoonic contortion of countenance, two or three mouthfuls, our
+individual eyes wandered stealthily towards our neighbour. Evidently we
+were fellow-sufferers; but pride, which has occasioned so many lamentable
+catastrophes, made us both dumb and obdurate in our agony. Slowly and
+sadly, at lengthened intervals, the spoon, with its abominable freight,
+continued to make silent voyages from the platters to our lips. How long
+we made fools of ourselves it is not necessary to calculate. Suddenly, by
+a simultaneous impulse, the two windows of the room favoured the headlong
+exit of two wretches whose accumulated grievances were heavier than they
+could endure. Hours rolled away, while the beautiful face of Winandermere
+looked as ugly as Styx, as we writhed along its banks, more miserably
+moaning than the hopeless beggar who sighed for the propitiatory obolus to
+Charon. And from that irrevocable hour we have abandoned onions to the
+heroines of tragedy. Fools, in spite of all warning, are taught by such a
+process as that to which we submitted. Wise men, take a hint.
+
+"Nature, says I to myself"--Soyer is speaking--"compels us to dine more or
+less once a-day." The average which oscillates between the "more" and the
+"less," it requires considerable dexterity to catch. Having read six
+hundred pages and fourteen hundred receipts, the question is, where are we
+to begin? Our helplessness is confessed. Is it possible the Regenerator
+is, after all, more tantalizing than the Barmecide? No--here is the very
+aid we desiderate. Our readers shall judge of a
+
+ "DINNER PARTY AT HOME."
+
+ BILL OF FARE FOR EIGHT PERSONS.
+
+ Asparagus.
+
+ New Potatoes.
+
+ 1 SOUP.
+ French Pot au Feu.
+
+ 1 FISH.
+ 3 Slices of Salmon en matelote.
+
+ 2 REMOVES.
+ Braised Fowls with spring vegetables.
+ Leg of Mutton basted with devil's tears.
+
+ 2 ENTREES.
+ Lamb Cutlets with asparagus, peas.
+ Salmi of Plovers with mushrooms.
+
+ 2 ROASTS.
+ 2 Ducklings.
+ 4 Pigeons barded with vine leaves.
+
+ 4 ENTREMETS.
+ Orange Jelly.
+ Green peas.
+ Omelette, with fine herbs.
+ Gooseberry Tart with cream.
+
+ 1 REMOVE.
+ Iced Cake with fruits.
+
+ "Nothing but light wine is drunk at the first course, but at the
+ second my guests are at liberty to drink wines of any other
+ description, intercepting them with several hors-d'oeuvres, which
+ are small dishes of French pickled olives and sardines, thin slices
+ of Bologna sausage, fillets of anchovies, ciboulettes, or very small
+ green onions, radishes, &c.; also a plain dressed salade à la
+ Français, (for which see end of the entrées, Kitchen at Home),
+ fromage de brie Neufchatel, or even Windsor cheese, when it can be
+ procured. The coffee and dessert I usually leave to the good taste
+ and economy of my menagere."
+
+We shall be exceedingly curious to hear how many hundred parties of eight
+persons, upon reading this bill of fare in our pages, will, without loss
+of time, congregate in order to do it substantial honour. Such clattering
+of brass and brandishing of steel may strike a new government as
+symptomatical or preparatory of a popular rising. We may therefore
+reassure them with the information, that those who sit down with M. Soyer,
+will have little thought of rising for a long time afterwards.
+
+We have introduced the Gastronomic Regenerator to public notice in that
+strain which its external appearance, its title, its scheme and its
+contents, demand and justify. But we must not, even good-humouredly,
+mislead those for whose use its publication is principally intended. To
+all intents and purposes M. Soyer's work is strictly and most intelligibly
+practical. It is as full of matter as an egg is full of meat; and the
+household which would travel through its multitudinous lessons must be as
+full of meat as the Regenerator is full of matter. The humblest, as well
+as the wealthiest kitchen economy, is considered and instructed; nor will
+the three hundred receipts at the conclusion of the volume, which are more
+peculiarly applicable to the "Kitchen at Home," be, probably the portion
+of the book least agreeable and valuable to the general community. For
+example, just before shaking hands with him, let us listen to M. Soyer,
+beginning admirably to discourse
+
+ _Of the Choosing and Roasting of Plain Joints._
+
+ "Here I must claim all the attention of my readers. Many of the
+ profession will, I have no doubt, be surprised that I should dwell
+ upon a subject, which appears of so little importance, saying that,
+ from the plain cook to the most professed, all know how to roast or
+ boil a piece of meat; but there I must beg their pardon. I will
+ instance myself, for, previously to my forming any intention of
+ writing the present work, I had not devoted the time necessary to
+ become professionally acquainted with it, always depending upon my
+ roasting cook, who had constant practice, myself only having the
+ knowledge of whether or not properly done. I have since not only
+ studied it closely, but have made in many respects improvements upon
+ the old system, and many discoveries in that branch which I am sure
+ is the most beneficial to all classes of society, (remembering, as I
+ have before stated, that three parts of the animal food of this
+ country is served either plain-roasted or boiled) My first study was
+ the fire, which I soon perceived as too deep, consumed too much coal,
+ and required poking every half hour, thus sending dust and dirt all
+ over the joints, which were immediately basted to wash it off; seeing
+ plainly this inconvenience, I immediately remedied it by inventing my
+ new roasting fire-place, by which means I saved two hundred-weight of
+ coals per day, besides the advantage of never requiring to be poked,
+ being narrow and perpendicular; the fire is lighted with the greatest
+ facility, and the front of the fire being placed a foot back in the
+ chimney-piece, throws the heat of the fire direct upon the meat, and
+ not out at the sides, as many persons know, from the old roasting
+ ranges. I have many times placed ladies or gentlemen, visiting the
+ club, within two feet of the fire when six large joints have been
+ roasting, and they have been in perfect ignorance that it was near
+ them, until, upon opening the wing of the screen by surprise, they
+ have appeared quite terrified to think they were so near such an
+ immense furnace. My next idea was to discontinue basting, perhaps a
+ bold attempt to change and upset at once the custom of almost all
+ nations and ages, but being so confident of its evil effects and
+ tediousness, I at once did away with it, and derived the greatest
+ benefit (for explanation, see remarks at the commencement of the
+ roasts in the Kitchen of the Wealthy,) for the quality of meat in
+ England is, I may say, superior to any other nation; its moist soil
+ producing fine grass almost all the year round, which is the best
+ food for every description of cattle; whilst in some countries not so
+ favoured by nature they are obliged to have recourse to artificial
+ food, which fattens the animals but decreases the flavour of the
+ meat: and, again, we, must take into consideration the care and
+ attention paid by the farmers and graziers to improve the stock of
+ those unfortunate benefactors of the human family."
+
+How full of milky kindness is his language, still breathing the spirit of
+that predominant idea--the tranquillisation of the universe by "Copious
+Dinners!" He has given up "basting" with success. Men may as well give up
+basting one another. Nobody will envy the Regenerator the bloodless
+fillets worthily encircling his forehead, should the aspirations of his
+benevolent soul in his lifetime assume any tangible shape. But if a more
+distant futurity is destined to witness the lofty triumph, he may yet
+depart in the confidence of its occurrence. The most precious fruits ripen
+the most slowly. The sun itself does not burst at once into meridian
+splendour. Gradually breaks the morning; and the mellow light glides
+noiselessly along, tinging mountain, forest, and city spire, till a
+stealthy possession seems to be taken of the whole upper surface of
+creation, and the mighty monarch at last uprises on a world prepared to
+expect, to hail, and to reverence his perfect and unclouded majesty.
+
+
+
+
+THE LATE AND THE PRESENT MINISTRY.
+
+
+Our sentiments with regard to the change of policy on the part of Sir
+Robert Peel and his coadjutors, were early, and we hope forcibly,
+expressed. We advocated then, as ever, the principle of protection to
+native industry and agriculture, not as a class-benefit, but on far deeper
+and more important considerations. We deprecated the rash experiment of
+departing from a system under which we had flourished so long--of yielding
+to the clamours of a grasping and interested faction, whose object in
+raising the cry of cheap bread, was less the welfare of the working man,
+than the depression of his wages, and a corresponding additional profit to
+themselves. The decline of agricultural prosperity--inevitable if the
+anticipations of the free traders should be fulfilled--seems to us an evil
+of the greatest possible magnitude, and the more dangerous because the
+operation must be necessarily slow. And in particular, we protested
+against the introduction of free-trade measures, at a period when their
+consideration was not called for by the pressure of any exigency, when the
+demand for labour was almost without parallel, and before the merits of
+the sliding-scale of duty, introduced by Sir Robert Peel himself in the
+present Parliament, had been sufficiently tested or observed. Those who
+make extravagant boast of the soundness and sagacity of their leader
+cannot deny, that the facts upon which he based his plan of financial
+reform, were in reality not facts, but fallacies. The political Churchill
+enunciated his _Prophecy of Famine_, not hesitatingly nor doubtfully, but
+in the broadest and the strongest language. Month after month glided away,
+and still the famine came not; until men, marvelling at the unaccountable
+delay, looked for it as the ignorant do for the coming of a predicted
+eclipse, and were informed by the great astrologer of the day that it was
+put off for an indefinite period! Now, when another and a more beautiful
+harvest is just beginning, we find that in reality the prophecy was a mere
+delusion; that there were no grounds whatever to justify any such
+anticipation, and that the pseudo-famine was a mere stalking-horse,
+erected for the purpose of concealing the stealthy advance of free-trade.
+
+If this measure of free-trade was in itself right and proper, it required
+no such paltry accessories and stage tricks to make it palatable to the
+nation at large. Nay, we go further, and say, that under no circumstances
+ought the distress of a single year to be assigned as a sufficient reason
+for a great fiscal change which must derange the whole internal economy
+and foreign relations of the country, and which must be permanent in its
+effects. There is, and can be, no such thing as a permanent provision for
+exigencies. Were it so, the art of government might be reduced to
+principles as unerring in their operation as the tables of an assurance
+company--every evil would be provided for before it occurred, and
+fluctuations become as unknown among us as the recurrence of an
+earthquake. A famine, had it really occurred, would have been no apology
+for a total repeal of the corn-laws, though it might have been a good
+reason for their suspension. As, however, no famine took place, we take
+the prophecy at its proper value, and dismiss it at once to the limbo of
+popular delusions; at the same time, we trust that future historians, when
+they write this chapter of our chronicles, will not altogether overlook
+the nature of the foundation upon which this change has been placed.
+
+It requires no great penetration to discover how the repeal of the
+corn-laws has been carried. The leaders of a powerful party who for ten
+years misgoverned the country, were naturally desirous, after an exile of
+half that period, to retaste the sweets of office--and were urged
+thereunto, not only by their own appetites, but by the clamour of a
+ravenous crew behind them, who cared nothing for principle. While in
+power, they had remained most dogmatically opposed to the repeal of the
+corn-laws. Lord Melbourne denounced the idea as maniacal--he was
+supported in that view by almost every one of his colleagues; nor was it
+until they found themselves upon the eve of ejectment, that any new light
+ever dawned upon the minds of the steadfast myrmidons of Whiggery. The
+election of 1841, which turned them out of office made matters worse
+instead of better. They now saw no prospect of a restoration to power,
+unless they could adopt some blatant cry similar to that which formerly
+brought them in. Such a cry was rather difficult to be found. Their
+ignorance of finance, their mismanagement abroad, their gross bungling of
+almost every measure which they touched, had made them so unpopular that
+the nation at large regarded their return to office much as a sufferer
+from nightmare contemplates the arrival of his nocturnal visitant.
+Undeterred by scruple or by conscience, they would with the greatest
+readiness have handed over the national churches to the tender mercies of
+the Dissenters, if such a measure could have facilitated their recall to
+the pleasant Goshen of Downing Street. It was not however, either
+advisable or necessary to carry matters quite so far. Midway between them
+and revolution lay the corn-law question once despised but now very
+valuable as a workable engine. The original advocates of abolition were
+not prime favourites with the Whigs. The leaders of that party have always
+been painfully and even ludicrously particular abut their associates.
+Liberal in appearance they yet bind themselves together with a thin belt
+of aristocratic prejudice and though insatiable in their lust for public
+applause, they obstinately refuse to strengthen their coterie by any more
+popular addition. They found the corn-law question in the hands of Messrs
+Cobden, Bright and Wilson--men of the people--who by their own untiring
+energy and the efforts of the subsidiary League, had brought the question
+prominently forward, and were fighting independent of party, a sort of
+guerilla battle in support of their favourite principle. Our regard for
+these gentlemen is not of the highest order, but we should do them great
+injustice if we did not bear testimony to the zeal and perseverance they
+have exhibited throughout. These are qualities which may be displayed
+alike in a good and in an evil cause; and yet earnestness of purpose is at
+all times a high attribute of manhood, and enforces the respect of an
+enemy. With the constitution of the League we have at present nothing to
+do. The organization and existence of such a body, for the purposes of
+avowed agitation, was a fact thoroughly within the cognisance of
+ministers--it was checked, and is now triumphant, and may therefore prove
+the precursor of greater democratic movements.
+
+The question of the corn-laws was, however, emphatically theirs. A body of
+men, consisting almost entirely of master manufacturers, had conceived the
+project of getting rid of a law which interfered materially, according to
+their views, with the profit and interests of their class. Their arguments
+were specious, their enthusiasm in the cause unbounded. They spared no
+exertions, grudged no expense, to obtain converts; they set up gratuitous
+newspapers, hired orators, held meetings, established bazars--in short
+erected such a complicated machine of agitation as had never before
+entered into the minds of democrats to conceive. With all this however,
+their success, save for political accident, was doubtful. The leaders of
+the League were not popular even with their own workmen. Some of the
+simpler rules of political economy are tolerably well known among the
+operative classes, and of these none is better understood than the
+relationship betwixt the prices of labour and of food. Cheap bread, if
+accompanied at the same time by a reduction of wages, was at best but a
+questionable blessing; nor were these doubts at all dispelled by the
+determined resistance of the master manufacturers to every scheme proposed
+for shortening the hours of labour, and ameliorating the social as well as
+the moral condition of the poor. All that the taskmaster cared for was the
+completion of the daily tale. The truck system--that most infamous species
+of cruel and tyrannical robbery--gave sad testimony of the extent, as well
+as the meanness, of the avarice which could wring profit even from the
+most degraded source, and which absolutely sought to establish, here,
+within the heart of Britain, a slavery as complete and more odious than
+that which is the disgrace of the American republic. It is, therefore, not
+to be wondered at if the great mass of the working population regarded the
+proceedings of the Anti-Corn-law League with apathy and indifference. For,
+be it remarked, that the original Leaguers were by no means thorough-paced
+free-traders. Their motive was to deal most summarily with every
+restriction which stood in the way of their business, both as regarded
+export and import, and the establishment of a lower rate of wages. For
+such purposes they were ready to sacrifice every interest in the
+commonwealth except their own; but they showed no symptoms whatever of
+anxiety to discard restriction wherever it was felt to be advantageous to
+themselves. They were, in fact, the aspiring monopolists of the country.
+In their disordered imagination, the future position of Britain was to be
+that of one mighty workshop, from which the whole world was to be
+supplied--a commonalty of cotton, calico, and iron, with a Birmingham and
+Manchester aristocracy.
+
+Such was the position of the League at the moment when the Whigs, eager
+for a gathering-cry, came forward as auxiliaries; and yet we have some
+doubt as to the propriety of that latter term. They did not come as
+helpers--as men who, devoted in singleness of heart to the welfare of
+their country, were anxious to assist in the promotion of a measure which
+the sagacity of others had discovered--but claiming a sort of divine right
+of opposition, similar to that which the lion exercises when the jackal
+has run down the prey. Accordingly, upon the corn-laws did the magnanimous
+Whig lion place its paw, and wheeze out a note of defiance against all
+interlopers whatsoever. Henceforward that question was to be a Whig one.
+English agriculture was not to receive its death from the ignoble hands of
+Cobden and Co.
+
+Such was the move of the Whigs in the month of November last. A paltrier
+one, in every sense of the word, was never yet attempted nor did the
+simultaneous conversion of the whole party, with scarcely more than one or
+two honourable exceptions, present a very creditable specimen of the
+integrity of her Majesty's Opposition. They had become convinced--why or
+wherefore was not stated--that "the time had now arrived" for a total
+repeal of the corn-laws, and there was an end of the matter. They were
+prepared to vote for it in Parliament--to go to the country with it as
+their rallying-cry--to adopt it, in short, as their readiest
+stepping-stone into office. The old champions of repeal--the
+Leaguers--might go about their business. The conduct of the question was
+now transferred into the same hands which had become imbecile and
+paralysed in 1841, but which had since been renovated and invigorated by a
+wholesome course of five years' banishment from office.
+
+It is somewhat remarkable, but rather instructive, that the Whigs do not
+seem to have contemplated any other financial alteration beyond the repeal
+of the corn-laws. Of an equitable adjustment of clashing interests, they
+appear to have had no idea. It is quite true that they had been of old
+well accustomed to a deep defalcation of the public revenue, and the
+probability of the recurrence of _that_ fact, may have been viewed by them
+as a mere bagatelle. From vague and general protestations of economy, we
+can form no proper estimate of the real nature of their plans. Economy, or
+that paltry system of paring, which passes with the Whigs for such, is,
+after all, a political virtue of minor import. What we require from every
+administration is the adoption of such measures only as shall tend to
+promote the general wealth and prosperity of the country; and, in
+consequence, render more easy the payment of the national burdens. Any
+fiscal change which affects the revenue, must, as a matter of course,
+affect some particular class of the community. A certain yearly sum has to
+be made up--no matter how--and every million which is remitted from one
+source of the revenue must be supplied by another. It is this necessity
+which renders the administration of our finances so difficult. Great
+Britain, when she obtained her place in the foremost rank of nations, had
+to pay a fancy price for that supremacy. Our system of taxation is not the
+growth of a few years, but of a large tract of time, embracing periods of
+enormous expenditure and of intense excitement. It is of the most complex
+and artificial nature; for the reservoir of the state is filled from a
+thousand separate sources, and not one of these can be cut off without
+occasioning a greater drain upon the rest.
+
+In such a state of things, it is quite natural that each particular
+interest should be desirous to shift the burden from itself. This may not
+be right nor proper, but it is natural; and the desire is greatly fostered
+by the frequent changes which have of late been made in the financial
+department, and by the alteration and adjustment of duties. The attack of
+the League upon the agriculturists is a specimen of this, though upon the
+largest scale; and the Whigs were quite ready to have lent it their
+support, without any further consideration. That they were really and
+sincerely converts to the new doctrine, we do not believe--but, if so, it
+is little creditable to their understanding. The repeal of the corn-laws,
+as a solitary and isolated measure, is, we maintain, an act of gross
+injustice and impolicy--as part of a great financial reform, or rather
+remodelment of our whole system, it may bear a different character. The
+Whigs, however, in adopting it, gave no promise of an altered system. The
+creed and articles of the League were ready made, and sufficient for them,
+nor did they think it necessary to enlarge the sphere of their financial
+relief; and so, towards the end of last year, they presented themselves in
+the quality of aspirants for office.
+
+It is to us matter of great and lasting regret, that this move was not met
+by Sir Robert Peel and his cabinet with a front of determined resistance.
+Whatever may be the opinions of the late premier, of Lords Aberdeen and
+Lincoln, or any other members of that cabinet, on the abstract advantages
+of free-trade, we still hold that they were bound, in justice to the great
+body of gentlemen whose suffrages in the House of Commons had carried them
+into power, to have pursued a very different course. It is in vain for
+them to take shelter under their privileges or their duties as ministers
+of the crown. Their official dignity by no means relieved them from the
+pledges, direct or implied, in virtue of which alone they were elevated to
+that position. The understanding of the country at large was broad and
+clear upon the point, that the agricultural interest should not suffer
+from the acts of the late administration; and it was their duty, as well
+as their true interest, to have kept that confidence inviolate.
+
+The financial plans of Sir Robert Peel have not yet been fully expounded.
+Over-caution has always been his characteristic and his misfortune. It is
+beyond dispute, that, in point of tact and business talent, he has no
+superior; but he either does not possess, or will not exhibit, that
+frankness which is necessary to make a leader not only respected but
+beloved; and hence it is that he has again alienated from himself the
+confidence of a large proportion of his followers. Enough, however, has
+transpired to convince us that his scheme is of a much more comprehensive
+nature than any which has been yet submitted. Various acts of his
+administration have shown a strong tendency towards free-trade. The
+establishment of the property and income tax, though apparently laid on to
+retrieve the country from the effects of Whig mismanagement, seemed to us
+at the time very ominous of a coming fiscal change. It organized a
+machinery by means of which direct taxation, however graduated, became the
+simplest method of raising the revenue; and the revision of the tariff was
+doubtless another step in the same direction.
+
+If on these foundations it was intended to rear a perfect system of
+free-trade--by which we understand an abolition of all restrictions and
+protections, of all duties and customs on exports and on imports--and the
+substitution, for revenue purposes, of direct taxation, we think that the
+country may fairly complain of having been kept most lamentably in the
+dark. It is a great--nay, a gigantic plan--one which certainly would
+simplify or remove many of the intricacies of government,--it might
+possibly put an end, as is most desirable, to all clashing interests at
+home, and might open up abroad a new and greater field to the operations
+of British industry. All these are possible, nay, probable results--at the
+same time we are quite justified in saying, that if so wide and important
+a change was really contemplated, it was somewhat hazardous, and surely
+unprecedentedly bold, to keep it all the time concealed from public
+observation, and to give a different gloss and colour to the measures
+devised for its advancement. In reality, a more momentous question than
+this does not exist. The fortunes of every man in this country are more or
+less bound up with it,--it is one of the deepest import to our colonies,
+and calculated to affect the whole range of our commercial relations. We
+say further, that such a measure is not one which ought to be considered
+in detail--that is, brought about by the gradual abolition of different
+imposts without reference to the general end--but that, if entertained, it
+ought to be proclaimed at once, and carried into effect so soon as the
+nation has been enabled to pronounce an opinion upon it.
+
+Our surmises are, of course, conjectural; for hitherto Sir Robert Peel has
+chosen to wear the mask of mystery, and has enunciated nothing clearly,
+beyond a single statement, to the effect that the late bills for the
+regulations of corn and the customs formed only a part of a larger
+measure. It is to this reserve that Sir Robert owes his defeat; and we
+cannot but deeply regret that he should have thought fit to persevere in
+it at so serious a cost as the dismemberment of his party. We have a
+strong and rooted objection to this kind of piecemeal legislation. It is,
+we think, foreign to the genius of this country, which requires the
+existence between the minister and his supporters of a certain degree of
+confidence and reciprocity which in this case has certainly not been
+accorded to the latter. The premier of Britain is not, and cannot be,
+independent of the people. It is their confidence and opinion which does
+practically make or mar him; and in the House of Commons, no measure
+whatever ought to be proposed by a minister without a full and candid
+admission of its real object, an exposition of its tendencies, and, at
+least, an honest opinion of its results.
+
+There were, we think two courses open to Sir Robert Peel and his cabinet,
+either of which might have been adopted, after the issue of the Russell
+manifesto, with perfect consistency. The first of these, and the manlier
+one, was a steady adherence, during the existence of the present
+Parliament, to the established commercial regulations. They had already
+done quite enough to free them from any charge of bigotry--they had
+modified the corn-duties, with the consent even of the agricultural body,
+who were induced to yield to that change on the ground that thereby a
+permanent settlement of the question would be effected, and a baneful
+agitation discontinued. It is quite true that neither of these results
+followed. The settlement was not held to be permanent; and the agitation,
+as is always the case after partial concession, was rather increased than
+diminished. This, however, was a cogent reason why the ministry should not
+have proceeded further. Under their guidance, and at their persuasion, the
+agriculturists had already made a large concession, and that easiness of
+temper on their part ought not to have been seized on as a ground for
+further innovation. Within the walls of Parliament the Conservative party
+possessed a large majority; without, if we except the manifestations of
+the League, there was no popular cry whatever against the operation of the
+sliding-scale. Even with the prospect of a bad winter--an auxiliary
+circumstance not unlooked for by the Whigs--Lord John Russell and his
+colleagues would have had no chance whatever of unseating their political
+rivals, supported as these were by the votes of the country party. Had
+distress absolutely occurred, the means of remedying the more immediate
+pressure of the evil were in the hands of ministers, who, moreover, would
+have been cordially assisted by every one in any scheme calculated to ward
+away famine from the door of the industrious and the poor. In short,
+there was no political necessity for any such precipitate change.
+
+Far better, therefore, would it have been for the late ministry had they
+remained uninfluenced by the interested conversion of the Whigs. By doing
+so they would have saved both character and consistency, without impairing
+in the least degree the strength of her Majesty's government--an excuse
+which the experience of a few mouths has shown to be utterly fallacious.
+How, indeed, could it be otherwise? Was it conceivable that a change of
+policy upon a point on which an immense majority of the supporters were
+distinctly pledged, could _add_ to the permanent strength of the
+ministry?--was no allowance to be made for irritated feelings, for broken
+ties, for inevitable desertion on the part of those who believe themselves
+to be wantonly betrayed? The Duke of Wellington surrendered his own
+private opinion in order that her Majesty's government might be carried
+on! A sentiment which might have been applauded to the echo in ancient
+times but which, it must be confessed by all, is wholly inapplicable to
+the notions of the century in which we live. The result has proved it. Her
+Majesty's government was indeed able by joining with the Whig-Radical
+faction, or rather by adopting their game to carry the corn-bill by the
+most incongruous majority ever counted out in the lobby of St Stephens,
+but at their very next step the day of reckoning arrived. Indeed the
+presages of their coming fall was so apparent, that the Irish coercion
+bill--the measure which more than any other if we may believe the tissue
+of bloody and disgusting facts upon which its introduction was founded
+demanded attention and despatch--was put off from day to day, lest a
+hostile division upon it should oust the ministry before the corn-bill
+could be carried through the House of Lords and receive the royal assent.
+Had Sir Robert Peel and his supporters been wedded from their infancy
+upwards to free-trade opinions--had these been the golden dreams of their
+political life-principles which they had adhered to, and sworn by, through
+many a long year of adversity and opposition--they could not have
+manifested a more unseemly haste in seizing upon the favourable moment,
+and paralysing all the efforts of the agricultural party, at a time when
+their own official existence was fast drawing to its close. Public
+opinion, as we are now told from a very high source, ought always to guide
+a minister in the formation of his measures, irrespective of the
+considerations of party. The axiom is indeed a true one, but true only
+when followed out according to the letter of the constitution. Public
+opinion is to be gathered neither from the voice, however loudly
+expressed, of a clamant faction like the League--nor from the sentiments
+enunciated by a changeable press, which shifts oftener, according to the
+flow of its own proper interests, than the quicksands of the deceitful
+Solway--nor even from the votes of renegades, who promised one thing upon
+the hustings and promoted the reverse in Parliament--but from the
+sentiments of the electors of the country, from _their_ votes and _their_
+understanding, which have not been appealed to since 1841, when
+deliberately and unmistakeably they pronounced in favour of protection.
+
+This brings us to the alternative course, which, without any peril of
+honesty or of honour, was open to the late ministry. We mean, a clear and
+unreserved declaration of their future policy, and an appeal to the
+country for its support. If Sir Robert Peel was convinced in his own mind
+that the principles of protection which he had hitherto advocated were in
+themselves objectionable--that the time had arrived for a great experiment
+whereby the whole taxation of the realm should be remodelled, and the many
+smaller sources of revenue abolished, in order to make way for a broader
+and a simpler system--if, furthermore, he believed that the continuance
+even of such agitation as prevailed upon the subject of the corn-laws, was
+likely to become more serious and more hurtful to the general interest by
+the factious declaration of the Whigs--then, he had it in his power at
+once to test the opinion of the country, by offering to the crown the
+alternative of his resignation or a dissolution of Parliament; and upon
+obtaining the latter, to have put forth, in unambiguous language, a
+statement of the policy which he intended thereafter to pursue, so that
+the constituencies of the empire might fairly have chosen between
+adherence to the ancient, or adoption of the novel plan. We can admit of
+no excuse such as the stoppage of private business, or any other similar
+impediment. These are reasons which, if just, might apply to every
+dissolution of Parliament short of the statutory term; nor can they in the
+present instance be brought forward, since the late government were by
+their own confession seriously perplexed by the amount of railway and
+other bills which this session have been crowded before Parliament, and
+had sought, without discovering, some method which might check at an early
+stage the flood of untoward speculation. In such a crisis as this, private
+interests ought to have been as nothing in comparison with the public
+good. If the choice lay between free-trade in its widest sense, and
+protection, it was but common justice that the country should have had the
+opportunity of making its selection. In no other way can public opinion be
+gathered. At last general election the country declared for
+protection--ministers since then have manoeuvred that protection away.
+We were told that certain compensations were to be given; but, alas! the
+ministry is no more, and compensation has perished with it. The old
+balance has been disturbed, and the task of adjusting a new one--if that
+indeed be contemplated--is now left to weak and incompetent hands.
+
+Most heartily, therefore, do we regret that these great changes, which
+have free-trade for their ultimate object, were commenced in the present
+Parliament. Sir Robert Peel cannot but have foreseen--indeed he
+acknowledged it--that the corn-bill could not be carried without a
+complete disorganization of the Conservative party. In his eyes this may
+seem a small matter, but we view it very differently. It has shaken, and
+that to a great degree, the confidence which the people of the country
+were proud to place in the declarations and sincerity of the government.
+It has generated a belief, now very common, that the plain course of open
+and manly dealing has been abandoned for a system of finesse; and that for
+the last few months--it may be longer--the leaders of the two great
+political parties have been playing a match at chess, with less regard to
+the safety of the instruments they were using, than to the exhibition of
+their own adroitness. Perhaps no minister of this country ever owed more
+to party than Sir Robert Peel; and yet, without the excuse of strong
+necessity, he has not only abandoned that party, but placed it in a false
+position. The majority of the Conservatives were sent to Parliament under
+clear and distinct pledges, which honour forbade them to violate. This of
+the corn-laws was so far from being a discretionary question, that the
+continuance or discontinuance of agricultural protection was the great
+theme of the hustings at last general election, and their opinions upon
+that point became the touchstone on which the merits of the respective
+candidates were tried. It is worse than vain to talk of Parliamentary
+freedom, and the right of honourable members to act irrespective of the
+opinion of their constituents. They are neither more nor less than the
+embodied representatives of that opinion; and no man of uprightness or
+honour--we say it deliberately--ought to retain his seat in the House of
+Commons after the confidence of his supporters is withdrawn. It is neither
+fair nor honourable to taunt members with having been too free and liberal
+with their pledges before they knew the policy of their leaders. All men
+do not possess that happy ambiguity of phrase which can bear a double
+construction, and convey one meaning to the ear of the listener, whilst
+another served for the purposes of future explanation. It is not pleasant
+to believe that we are moving in an atmosphere of perpetual deceit. It is
+not wholesome to be forced to construe sentences against their obvious and
+open meaning, or to suspect every public speaker of wrapping up equivoques
+in his statement. At the last general election there was no
+misunderstanding. The Conservative candidates believed that their leaders
+were resolved to uphold protection; the people believed so likewise, and
+in consequence they gave them a majority. Situated as the protectionists
+were, they had no alternative but to act in accordance with their first
+professions, and to maintain their trust inviolate.
+
+We have no pleasure in referring to that tedious and protracted debate.
+Yet this much we are bound to say, that the country party, under
+circumstances of unparalleled discouragement, abandoned, nay, opposed by
+their former chiefs, and deprived of the benefit which they undoubtedly
+would have received from the great talents and untiring energy of Lord
+Stanley--a champion too soon removed from the Lower House--did
+nevertheless acquit themselves manfully and well, and have earned the
+respect of all who, whatever may be their opinions, place a proper value
+upon consistency. It was perhaps inevitable that in such a contest there
+should have been a display of some asperity. We cannot blame those who,
+believing themselves to have been betrayed, gave vent to their indignation
+in language less measured than becomes the dignity of the British senate:
+nor, had these displays been confined to the single question then at
+issue, should we have alluded even remotely to the subject. But whilst our
+sympathies are decidedly with the vanquished party--whilst we deplore as
+strongly as they can the departure of the ministers from their earlier
+policy at such a time and in such a manner--we cannot join with the more
+violent of the protectionists in their virulent denunciations of Sir
+Robert Peel, and we demur as to the policy of their vote upon the Irish
+coercion bill, which vote was the immediate instrument of recalling the
+Whigs to power.
+
+Sir Robert Peel has told us that he is contented to be judged by
+posterity. He is so far wise in his appeal. The opinions of contemporaries
+are comparatively worthless on a matter like this, and very few of us are
+really able to form an unprejudiced opinion. But, unless we are greatly
+mistaken, he does not contemplate the possibility of appearing before that
+tribunal in his present posture and condition. There is much yet to come
+upon which he must depend, not only for a posthumous verdict, but for that
+which we hope he may yet receive, an honourable acquittal from those who
+are at present alienated from his side. As the foe to agricultural
+protection, he can look but for sorry praise--as the financial reformer of
+the whole national system, he may, though at heavy risk, become a public
+benefactor. Every thing depends upon the future. He has chosen to play a
+very close and cautious game. His is a style of legislation not palatable
+to the nation; for he has taken upon himself too boldly the functions and
+responsibilities of a dictator--he has aspired to govern the freest
+country of the world without the aid of party--and he has demanded a
+larger and more implicit confidence, even whilst withholding explanation,
+than any minister has ever yet exacted from the representatives of the
+people. The risk, however, is his. But clearly, in our opinion, it was not
+the policy of the protectionists, after the corn-bill was carried and past
+control, to take a nominal revenge upon their former leader, and eject him
+from office by a vote inconsistent with their previous professions. By
+doing so, they have relieved him of the necessity which must soon have
+become imperative, of announcing the full nature of his scheme of
+financial reform; they have contributed to an interregnum, possibly of
+some endurance, from which we do not augur much advantage to the public
+welfare; and, finally, they have in some degree relinquished the credit
+and the strength of their position. From the moment the corn-bill was
+carried, they should have resolved themselves into a corps of observation.
+Their numbers were formidable enough to have controlled either party; and
+in all future measures, whenever explanation was required, they were in a
+condition to have enforced it.
+
+The step, however, has been taken, and it is of course irremediable. All
+that remains for them and for us is to watch the progress of events during
+the remainder of the present Parliament--a period which, so far as we can
+judge from recent disclosures, is likely to pass over without any very
+marked attempts at innovation. The Whigs are at present too happy in the
+resumption of office, to be actually dangerous. They are, or they profess
+to be, in high good-humour. They have thrown aside for a time the besom of
+Radical reform, and are now extending in place of it the olive-branch of
+peace to each different section of their antagonists. We look, however, a
+little below the surface, and we think that we can discover two very
+cogent reasons for this state of singular placidity. In the first place,
+the Whigs are in a minority in the House of Commons. Their political walk
+cannot extend a yard beyond the limits of Sir Robert's sufferance; and as
+the boundary line, like the Oregon, has not been clearly laid down, they
+will be most cautious to avoid transgression. In the second place, they
+are, as is well known, most miserably divided in opinion among themselves.
+There is no kind of coherency in the councils of the present cabinet. They
+cannot approach any single great question without the imminent risk of
+internal discord; and it is only so long as they can remain quiescent that
+any show of cordiality can be maintained among them. Accordingly, when we
+look to Lord John Russell's manifestoes, we are quite delighted with their
+imbecility. As a matter of course, he has put forward, in the first rank
+of his declarations, the usual vague rhetoric about the social improvement
+of the people, which is to be effected by the same means which the Whigs
+have always used towards that desirable end--viz. by doing nothing. Then
+there is the subject of education, which we must own opens up a vast field
+for the exertions of government, if they will only seriously undertake it.
+This, however, cannot be done without the establishment of a new
+department in the state, which ought to have been created long ago--we
+mean a board, with a Minister of public instruction at its head; but we
+hardly expect that Lord John Russell will vigorously proceed to its
+formation. Then come what are called sanatory measures, by which we
+understand an improved system of sewerage, and a larger supply of water to
+the inhabitants of the towns. On this point, we understand, the whole of
+the cabinet are united, and we certainly rejoice to hear it. It is
+certainly the first time in our experience, that a ministry has founded
+its claims to public support on the ground of a promised superintendence
+of drains and water-carts. Upon this topic, one of the members for
+Edinburgh was extremely eloquent the other day upon the hustings. We hope
+sincerely that he is in earnest, and that, for the credit of Whig
+legislation, since we cannot obtain it from the municipality, our citizens
+may occasionally be indulged with the sight of a sprinkled street in
+summer, and that some means will be adopted for irrigating the closes,
+which at present do stand most sorely in need of the sanatory services of
+the scavenger. This point, then, of sewerage we freely concede to the
+Whigs. Let them grapple with it manfully, annihilate all the
+water-companies in the realm, and give us an unlimited supply of the pure
+fresh element without restriction or assessment. They cannot be employed
+more harmlessly--nay, more usefully, than in such a task. Let them also
+look to the points of adequate endowment for hospitals, and the
+institution of public baths and washing-houses, and for once in their
+lives they shall promote measures of real importance and benefit to the
+poor.
+
+But, unfortunately, sewerage and its concomitants form but a small part of
+the considerations connected with the government of this country. A
+ministry may ask some popularity, but it can hardly found a claim for
+permanency on the fact of its attention to drains. In the first place,
+Lord John Russell and his colleagues have serious difficulties before them
+in the state of the public revenue. The late fiscal changes cannot but
+have the effect of causing a most serious defalcation, which must be
+immediately and summarily supplied. It will not do to attribute this
+defalcation to the acts of the late government, since the Whigs were not
+only the cordial supporters of these measures, but were ready to have
+taken the initiative. They are as much answerable as Sir Robert Peel, if,
+at the end of the present year, the accounts of Exchequer shall exhibit a
+large deficiency, which cannot, consistently with their own policy, be
+remedied by any new indirect taxation. The moment that free-trade is
+adopted as a broad principle, there can be no going back upon former
+steps. There is no resource left except a direct appeal to the purse,
+which may, indeed, be made by an additional income-tax, if the country are
+of a temper to submit to it. But we apprehend that a good deal of
+negotiation will be necessary before any such measure can be carried. The
+agriculturists are not in a mood to submit to any further burdens. The
+eyes of the productive classes are by this time a little opened to the
+effects of foreign importation, and their trade has been already much
+crippled by the influx of manufactured articles from abroad. Above all, a
+strong conviction is felt, both in England and in Scotland, of the gross
+injustice of the system which throws the whole burden of the direct
+taxation upon the inhabitants of these two countries, whilst Ireland is
+entirely free. It is a system which admits of no excuse, and which cannot
+continue long. The immunities which Ireland already enjoyed were any thing
+but reasons for exempting her from the operation of income-tax. It is not
+a question of relative poverty, for the scale is so adjusted that no man
+is taxed except according to his possession; and it does seem utterly
+inexplicable, and highly unjust to the Scotsman who pays his regular
+assessments, and a per centage besides upon his income of £150, that the
+Irishman, in similar circumstances, should be exempt from either charge.
+It was this feeling, we believe, more than any other, which rendered the
+increased grant to Maynooth college obnoxious to the greater part of the
+British nation; and which, setting aside all other considerations, would
+at once seal the fate of any ministry that might be rash enough to propose
+the endowment of the Romish clergy out of the consolidated fund. An
+increased direct taxation, therefore, would, under present circumstances,
+be a most dangerous experiment for the Whigs; and yet, if they do not
+attempt it, how are they to make good the almost certain deficiency of the
+revenue?
+
+Probably that point may be postponed for future consideration. Sufficient
+for the day is the evil thereof, and the sugar-duties are more immediately
+pressing. Whether the West Indian proprietors are to receive the
+_coup-de-grâce_ during the present year, or whether they are to be allowed
+a further respite, seems at the present a matter of absolute uncertainty.
+It is, however, merely a question of time. Free-trade cares not for the
+colonies; and, indeed, whilst the work of protective abolition is going on
+so rapidly both at home and abroad, no isolated interest has reason to
+expect that it will be exempted from the common rule. Ireland, it seems,
+is to have an extension of the franchise; and with respect to her social
+grievances, Lord John Russell is hopeful that his ministry will be enabled
+"to afford, not a complete and immediate remedy, _but some remedy--some
+kind of improvement; so that some kind of hope may be entertained that_,
+SOME TEN OR TWELVE YEARS HENCE, the country will, by the measures we
+undertake, be in a far better state with respect to the frightful
+destitution and misery which now prevail in that country." Here is a
+precious enunciation of principles and grammar!--A complete remedy for the
+Irish social grievances is avowedly out of the power of the most intrepid
+of Whig politicians--a confession of which we presume Mr O'Connell will
+not be slow to avail himself. But then he expects--or, to use his own
+phraseology thinks--"it is _most likely_ to be in our power to afford"
+_some_ remedy, _some_ kind of improvement, the nature of which is still in
+embryo, but which shall be so matured that _some_ kind of hope may be
+entertained, that in _some_ ten or twelve years hence the country may be
+in a far better state with regard to the destitution which now prevails in
+the country! Was there ever, we ask, in the whole history of oracles, any
+thing more utterly devoid of meaning, more thoroughly and helplessly
+vague, than the above declaration? Why, the whole hopes of the noble scion
+of the house of Russell are filtered away to nothing before he has
+achieved the limits of his sentence. There are four or five different
+stages of trust through which we decline to follow him, being perfectly
+convinced that the hope of his being likely to introduce any such
+measure, is quite as improbable as the implied hope conveyed a little
+further on, to the effect that he and his party may be allowed to remain
+for some ten or twelve years in office, until these exceedingly musty
+ideas all have resolved themselves into a tangible form.
+
+In the mean time it is some gratification to know that the Churches are to
+be spared for the present. Not that Lord John Russell has any abstract
+love for these institutions--for he has no objection to Romish endowment
+out of the funds of the Irish Protestant Church--but then he is quite
+aware that any such move on his part would lead to his instant and
+ignominious expulsion from power. Earl Grey is of a different opinion; but
+the construction of the present cabinet is such, that it admits of every
+possible diversity of opinion, and was, in fact, so planned by the new
+premier, that the lion and the lamb might lie down together, and Radical
+Ward be installed in peace by the side of Conservative Lord Lincoln and of
+Sidney Herbert, about a year ago the pride of the protectionists!
+
+There is something painfully ludicrous in Lord John's exposition of the
+theories of cabinet construction. It was, as he experienced last winter,
+quite impossible to bring the chiefs of his party to any thing like a
+common understanding. The revelations of Mr Macaulay to his correspondent
+in Edinburgh, gave any thing but a flattering picture of the unity which
+then pervaded the councils of Chesham Place. It is gratifying to know,
+that individuals who at that time expressed so exalted an opinion of the
+intellects and temper of each other, should have met and consented to act
+together in a spirit of mutual forgiveness. And we are now asked to
+receive from the lips of Lord John this profound political axiom, that it
+is not at all necessary that members of the same cabinet should agree in
+their individual opinions. We have all heard of cabinets breaking up
+through their own internal dissensions. Such a disruption, in the eyes of
+Lord John, was an act of egregious folly. What was to have prevented each
+man from voting according to his own opinions? On urgent questions, he
+admits, they should maintain some show of unanimity; but, with all respect
+for such an authority, we think he is unnecessarily scrupulous. Why
+quarrel or dissolve upon any single point? Let every man vote according to
+his own mind--let every question be considered an open one--and we shall
+answer for the stability of the ministry. In fact, Lord John Russell has
+at last discovered the political _elixir vitæ_. No disunion can break up
+his administration, because disunion is the very principle upon which it
+has been formed. He has sought support from all classes of men. He is so
+far from disapproving of Conservative doctrines, that he absolutely has
+solicited three members of the late government to hold office under him.
+He asks no recantation of their former opinions, and binds them down to no
+pledges for the future. Their associates, it is true, are to be men of
+liberal opinions, some of them verging upon Chartism, and others avowed
+ecclesiastical destructionists; but that need not deter them from
+accepting and retaining office. We once knew a worthy Highland chief--a
+more hospitable being never breathed--who towards the conclusion of his
+third bottle, invariably lapsed into an affectionate polemical mood, and
+with tears in his eyes used to put this question to his friends--"Why
+can't a man be a Christian and a good fellow at the same time?" This is
+just the theory of Lord John Russell. He can see no objection to diversity
+of opinions, so long as the whole body of the cabinet are agreed upon one
+essential point--that of holding fast by office; and surrendering it upon
+no account whatever.
+
+Accordingly, when we look narrowly into his manifesto, we find that he has
+chalked out for himself a course which makes this singular coalition by no
+means absolutely impossible. He will do nothing, if he can help it, which
+may give offence to any body. The cabinet are to have an easy task of it.
+They have nothing to do but to sit still with uplifted oars, and allow the
+vessel of the state to drift quietly along with the stream. We fear,
+however, that the Whig Palinurus has not taken into account the existence
+of such things as shoals and sand-banks. Let him provide what crew he
+pleases, the keel, unless we are sadly mistaken, will erelong be grating
+upon some submerged impediment; and then he will have a fair opportunity
+of testing the discipline of his motley band. Neither sewerage nor
+education can well be expected to last for ever. Enormous interests are at
+present placed in his charge; and these, handled and deranged as they have
+been of late, will not admit of idling or inattention. There can be no
+dawdling with these as with the Irish social measures. They will not stand
+the postponement of some ten or twelve years; nor will Lombard Street
+permit a second derangement of the financial affairs of the nation. In the
+manufacturing districts, the workmen are demanding the relief of a
+controlling factory bill, and on that point the cabinet is divided. The
+railway system requires particular attention, less for the sake of
+remedying past ministerial neglect, than of regulating future proceedings.
+The affairs of the colonies may erelong require the superintendence of a
+calm, temperate, and experienced head; and, finally, there is the question
+of revenue and the inchoate system of free-trade. There is quite enough
+work ready to the hand of the present ministry, if they only choose to
+undertake it. The country party, we believe, will form an effective and a
+watchful opposition, and will prove the best safeguard against any rash or
+uncalled-for experiments. Situated as they now are, they have no other
+functions to perform; and we would earnestly entreat of them, during the
+period which must elapse between the present time and the next general
+election, to bury, in so far as may be, all animosity for the past; and to
+reflect seriously in what manner the changes, which are now inevitable,
+may be best carried out for the benefit of the nation at large. The
+artificial fabric which has been reared during many years of conquest and
+successful industry, has now been deprived of its equipoise, and is fast
+becoming a ruin We thought, and we still think, that it may be difficult
+to find a better; but the work of demolition has already commenced, and we
+must do what we can to assist in the construction of another. At all
+events, we are entitled to insist upon working rigidly by plan. Let us
+know what we are about to do, before we bind our hands to any partial and
+one-sided measure; and, above all things, let us take care that the poorer
+classes of our fellow-subjects shall not suffer privation or want of
+employment during the adjusting and development of the new commercial
+theories. A little time will show their actual value. Long before the
+invention of the Irish social remedies, we shall be enabled to judge how
+far the free-trade policy of England is likely to be reciprocated
+abroad--we shall learn too, by the sure index of the balance-sheet,
+whether these changes are operating towards our loss or our gain; and we
+shall also have some opportunity of testing the efficiency of the present
+administration. Let us, at all events, be prepared for future action; and
+since we cannot altogether dismiss from our minds the political history of
+the last few months, let us make it a useful lesson. It may be instructive
+for future statesmen to learn how the most powerful party in this age and
+country has been broken up and severed, not by any act of their own, but
+by the change of policy of their leader. It may also teach then the value
+of candour and of open dealing--virtues of such universal application,
+that we cannot yield to doctrines which would exclude then even from the
+councils of a cabinet.
+
+
+_Edinburgh: Printed by Ballantyne and Hughes, Paul's Work._
+
+
+
+
+Footnotes:
+
+[1] _Notes and Recollections of a Professional Life._ By the late WM.
+FERGUSSON, M.D., Inspector-General of Military Hospitals. Longmans: 1846.
+
+_The Military Miscellany._ By HENRY MARSHALL, F.R.S.E., Deputy
+Inspector-General of Army Hospitals. Murray: 1846.
+
+[2] Sir Charles Napier.
+
+[3] "The author, soon after his last return from the West Indies, at the
+close of the year 1817, was induced, from the then troubled state of the
+country, to join the ranks of a volunteer corps in Scotland, which was
+drilled and instructed by experienced men in all manner of ways, with the
+exception of the one thing needful--the firing ball--for during the whole
+time he remained with them, nearly two years, that was never thought of;
+and this was the case generally with the whole volunteer force of Great
+Britain, as well as the militia, at least in the early part of the war.
+Future wars must and will recur, and volunteer corps will again be formed;
+but if they be unused to the full-charged musket, however much their first
+appearance may impose, they will be found, when brought into action, of as
+much use as so many Chinese. Let them not suppose that until they have
+attained this skill, which it is in the power of every man to do, they are
+qualified to fight the battles of their country. * * * * In their present
+state, supposing two such bodies to get into collision, it would indeed be
+matter of wonder to think how they could contrive to kill one another
+without the aid of the cannon and other adjuncts. If they carried
+broomsticks on their shoulders, instead of muskets, they would no doubt
+make a sturdy fight of it; but with fire-arms which they had never been
+taught to use, the battle would resemble those of the Italian republics in
+the middle ages, when mailed knights fought the livelong day without
+mortal casualty."--DR FERGUSSON, p. 42.
+
+Is ball practice sufficiently attended to in our army generally? We are
+inclined to doubt it. "We are economical people," says Dr Ferguson in
+another place, "famed for straining at gnats and swallowing camels, and
+the expense of ball cartridge is ever brought up in bar of the soldier
+being in the constant habit of firing it." We should also like to see some
+of our muskets replaced by rifles, an arm in which we have ever been
+deficient.
+
+[4] Macaulay's _Miscellaneous Essays_. Article _Dryden_.
+
+[5] Ranke's _History of the Popes_ is a most valuable addition to
+historical knowledge; but no one will assign it a place beside Livy or
+Gibbon.
+
+[6] Macaulay's _Essays_. Article _Dryden_.
+
+[7]
+
+ "Those rules of old discover'd, not devised,
+ As Nature still, but Nature methodised:
+ Nature, like Liberty, is but restrain'd
+ By the same laws which first herself ordain'd.
+ Hear how learn'd Greece her useful rules indites,
+ When to repress, and when indulge our flights:
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Just precepts thus from great examples given,
+ She drew from them what they derived from heaven."
+ _Essay on Criticism._
+
+[8] _Peru._ _Reiseskizzen aus den Jahren_, 1838-1842. Von J. J. VON
+TSCHUDI. Volume the second.
+
+[9] "Por un clavo se pierde una herradura, por una herradura un cavallo,
+por un cavallo un caballero."
+
+[10] Stevenson, in his work on South America, refers to the extraordinary
+longevity of the Peruvian Indians. In the church register at Barranca, he
+found recorded the deaths of eleven persons in the course of seven years,
+whose joint ages made up 1207 years, giving an average of 110 years per
+man. Dr Tschudi mentions an Indian in Jauja, still living in 1839, and who
+was born, if the register and the priest's word might be believed, in the
+year 1697. Since the age of eleven years he had made a moderate daily use
+of coca. However old, few Indians lose their teeth or hair.
+
+[11] _Godo_, _goth_, the nickname given by Peruvian Indians to the
+Spaniards.
+
+[12] _The Gastronomic Regenerator; a Simplified and entirely New System of
+Cookery, &c._ By MONSIEUR A. SOYER, of the Reform Club. London; 1846.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+<h1>BLACKWOOD'S<br />EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.</h1>
+<h2><span class="smcap">No.</span> CCCLXX.<span class="spacer2">&nbsp;</span>AUGUST, 1846.<span class="spacer2">&nbsp;</span><span class="smcap">Vol.</span> LX.</h2>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>CONTENTS.</h3>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="Contents">
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Army,</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_129">129</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">My College Friends. No. IV. Charles Russell, the Gentleman Commoner. Chapter I.,</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_145">145</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Romantic Drama,</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_161">161</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Minstrel's Curse. From Uhland,</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_177">177</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Mine, the Forest, and the Cordillera</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_179">179</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td>"<span class="smcap">Moriamur pro Rege Nostro,</span>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_194">194</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Mesmeric Mountebanks,</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_223">223</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Cookery and Civilisation,</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_238">238</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Late and the Present Ministry,</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_249">249</a></td></tr></table>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center">EDINBURGH:<br />
+WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS, 45, GEORGE STREET;<br />
+AND 37, PATERNOSTER ROW, LONDON.<br />
+<br />
+<i>To whom all Communications (post paid) must be addressed.</i><br />
+<span class="smcaplc">SOLD BY ALL THE BOOKSELLERS IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.</span><br />
+<br />
+<span class="smcaplc">PRINTED BY BALLANTYNE AND HUGHES, EDINBURGH.</span></p>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="giant">BLACKWOOD'S<br />EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.</span></p>
+<p class="center"><span class="huge"><span class="smcap">No.</span> CCCLXX.<span class="spacer2">&nbsp;</span>AUGUST, 1846.<span class="spacer2">&nbsp;</span><span class="smcap">Vol.</span> LX.</span></p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>THE ARMY.<span class="foot"><a name="f1.1" id="f1.1" href="#f1">[1]</a></span></h2>
+
+<p>When we glance back at the bright page of British military history, so
+thickly strewn with triumphs, so rarely checkered by a reverse, it seems
+paradoxical to assert that the English are not a military nation. Such,
+nevertheless, is the case. Our victories have been the result of no
+especial fitness for the profession of arms, but of dauntless spirit and
+cool stubborn courage, characterising the inhabitants of the narrow island
+that breeds very valiant children. Mere bravery, however heroic, does not
+of itself constitute an aptitude for the soldier's trade. Other qualities
+are needful&mdash;qualities conspicuous in many European nations, but less
+manifest in the Englishman. Naturally military nations are those of
+France, the Highlands of Scotland, Poland, and Switzerland&mdash;every one of
+them affording good specimens of the stuff peculiarly fitted for the
+manufacture of soldiers. They all possess a martial bent, a taste for the
+military career, submitting willingly to its hardships and privations, and
+are endowed with a faculty of acquiring the management of offensive
+weapons, with which for the most part they become acquainted early in
+life. A system of national conscription, like that established in many
+continental countries, is the readiest and surest means of giving a
+military tone to the character of a people, and of increasing the civil
+importance and respectability of an army. But without proceeding to so
+extreme a measure, other ways may be devised of producing, as far as is
+desirable, similar results.</p>
+
+<p>We appeal to all intelligent observers, and especially to military men,
+whom travel or residence upon the Continent have qualified to judge,
+whether in any of the great European states the soldier has hitherto
+obtained so little of the public attention and solicitude as in England?
+Whether in any country he is so completely detached from the population,
+enjoying so little sympathy, in all respects so uncared for and unheeded
+by the masses, and, we are sorry to say it, often so despised and looked
+down upon, even by those classes whence he is taken? Let war call him to
+the field, and for a moment he forces attention: his valour is extolled,
+his fortitude admired, his sufferings are pitied. But when peace, bought
+by his bravery and blood, is concluded, what ensues? Houses of Parliament
+thank and commend him, towns illuminate in honour of his deeds, pensions
+and peerages are showered upon his chiefs, perhaps some brief indulgence<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span>
+is accorded to himself; but it is a nine days' wonder, and those elapsed,
+no living creature, save barrack masters, inspecting officers, and
+Horse-guards authorities, gives him another thought, or wastes a moment
+upon the consideration of what might render him a happier and a better
+man. Like a well-tried sabre that has done its work and for the present
+may lie idle, he is shelved in the barrack room, to be occasionally
+glanced at with pride and satisfaction. Hilt and scabbard are, it is true,
+kept carefully polished&mdash;drill and discipline are maintained; but
+insufficient pains are taken to ascertain whether rust corrodes the blade,
+whether the trusty servant, whose achievements have been so glorious and
+advantageous, does not wear out his life in discouragement and
+despondency. But this state of things, we hope and believe, is about to
+change. We rejoice to see a daily increasing disposition on the part of
+English legislators and of the English nation, to investigate and amend
+the condition of their gallant defenders. If war is justly considered the
+natural state of an army,<small><a name="f2.1" id="f2.1" href="#f2">[2]</a></small> peace, on the other hand, is the best time to
+moot and discuss measures likely to raise its character and increase its
+efficiency.</p>
+
+<p>We do not fear to be accused of advocating change for its own sake, or
+what is vulgarly nicknamed Reform, in any of the institutions of this
+country, whether civil or military. But we rejoice at the appearance of
+books calculated to direct attention, we will not say to the abuses of the
+army, but to its possible improvement. And we know no class of men better
+qualified to write such books than army surgeons, whose occupations, when
+attached to regiments, bring them of necessity into more frequent contact
+with a greater variety of men, and to a more intimate acquaintance with
+the soldier's real character and feelings, than the duties of field or
+company officers in our service either exact or permit.</p>
+
+<p>"To obviate the reproaches I may encounter for presuming to write upon
+subjects altogether military, I may be allowed to state, that during a
+quarter of a century that I served with the armies of the country, I
+officiated as surgeon of three different regiments in different parts of
+the world. I embarked nine times from the shores of Britain with armaments
+on foreign expeditions, and out of twenty-four years' actual service, (for
+the year of the peace of Amiens has to be deducted,) I spent seventeen
+years, or parts of them, in other climates, passing through every grade of
+medical rank, in every variety of service, even to the sister service of
+the navy."&mdash;<span class="smcap">Dr. Fergusson.</span> <i>Preface.</i></p>
+
+<p>These are the men, or we greatly err, to write books about the army. They
+may not be conversant with tactics in the field, although even of those,
+unless they wilfully shut both eyes and ears, they can hardly avoid
+acquiring some knowledge. But on other matters connected with soldiers and
+armies, they must be competent to speak, and should be listened to as
+authorities. We look upon Dr Fergusson's testimony, and upon the
+information&mdash;the result of his vast experience&mdash;which he gives us in
+concise form and plain language, as most valuable; although some of the
+changes he suggests have been accomplished, wholly or partially, since his
+book was written. Mr Marshall's opportunities of personal observation
+have, we suspect, been less extensive; but to atone for such deficiency,
+he has been a diligent reader, and he places before us a host of military
+authorities, references and statistical tables. The value of his
+authorities may, perhaps, here and there be questioned; and he sometimes
+gives, in the form of extracts, statements unauthenticated by a name, but
+of which he does not himself seem to accept the responsibility.
+Nevertheless, his book has merit, and is not unlikely to accomplish both
+the objects proposed by its author,&mdash;namely, "to supply some information
+respecting the constitution, laws, and usages of the army, and to excite
+attention to the means which may meliorate the condition of soldiers, and
+exalt their moral and intellectual character."</p>
+
+<p>These are three measures whose adoption would, we fully believe, elevate<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>
+the character of the British soldier, increase his self-respect and
+willingness to serve, and, consequently, his efficiency in the field and
+good conduct in quarters. They will not be thought the worse of, we are
+sure, because they would assimilate the organization of our army to that
+of certain foreign services. The day is gone by when prejudice prevented
+Englishmen from adopting improvements, merely because they were based upon
+foreign example. The measures referred to, and whose adoption we would
+strenuously urge, are&mdash;first, the enlistment of soldiers for limited
+periods only; secondly, the total abolition of corporal punishment;
+thirdly, the increase of rewards, and especially a gradual and cautious
+augmentation of the number of commissions given to non-commissioned
+officers. Be it understood that we recommend these changes collectively,
+and not separately. They hinge upon each other, particularly the two last;
+and if one of them be refused, the others may require modification.</p>
+
+<p>By the British constitution, no man may sell himself to unlimited
+servitude. On what grounds, then, is the practice of enlistment for life
+to be justified; and can it be justified upon any, even upon those of
+expediency? Ought not the thoughtless and the destitute&mdash;for under these
+heads the majority of recruits must at present be ranked&mdash;rather to be
+protected against themselves, and preserved, as far as may be, from the
+consequences of non-reflection and of want? Such is assuredly the duty of
+a just and paternal government. Very different is the practice of this
+country under the present system! Influenced by a boyish caprice, or
+driven by necessity, an inexperienced lad takes the shilling and mounts
+the cockade. After a while he gets weary of the service; perhaps he sees
+opportunities, if once more a civilian, of making his way in the world.
+But weary though he be, or eagerly as he may desire to strip off the
+uniform assumed hastily, or by compulsion of circumstances, no perspective
+of release encourages him to patient endurance. No hope of emancipation,
+so long as his health holds good, or his services are found useful, smiles
+to him in the distance. After twenty-one years he <i>may</i> obtain his
+discharge, as a favour, but without pension. After twenty-five years, if
+discharged at his own request, he gets sixpence a-day! Truly a cheering
+prospect and great encouragement, to be liberated in the decline of life,
+any trade that he had learned as a boy forgotten, and with sixpence a-day
+as sole reward for having fought the battles and mounted the guards of his
+country during a quarter of a century! What are the frequent results of so
+gloomy a perspective? Despondency, desertion, drunkenness, and even
+suicide.</p>
+
+<p>The British army, its strength considered, and in comparison with the
+armies of other countries, is, undeniably, a very expensive establishment,
+and the necessity of economy has been urged as an argument in favour of
+unlimited enlistment. The evidence both of Dr Fergusson and of Mr Marshall
+goes far to prove that one more fallacious was never advanced. Innumerable
+are the artifices resorted to by soldiers, under the present system, in
+the hope of obtaining their discharge&mdash;artifices sometimes successful,
+frequently entailing expense on the government, and at times almost
+impairing the efficiency of an army. Speaking of the last war, Dr
+Fergusson says,&mdash;"Artificial ulcers of the legs were all but universal
+amongst young recruits, and spurious ophthalmia was organised in
+conspiracy so complicated and extended, that at one time it threatened
+seriously to affect the general efficiency of the forces, and was in every
+respect so alarming that the then military authorities durst not expose
+its naked features to the world. These are the results, and ever will be
+the results, whilst human nature is constituted as it is, of service for
+life." That unlimited service is the chief cause of desertion may be
+proved beyond a doubt, if there be any value in the statistics of armies
+as given by Mr Marshall. In the year 1839, the mean strength of the French
+army was three hundred and seventeen thousand five hundred and
+seventy-eight men; the number condemned for desertion was six hundred and
+six. Eight hundred and eighty-one conscripts were punished for failing to
+join their corps. In the same year, in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span> our army, of which the strength
+was less than one third of the French&mdash;under one hundred thousand men&mdash;the
+deserters punished amounted to two thousand one hundred and ten, or nearly
+one-fifth of the number of recruits annually raised. Where must we seek
+the cause of so monstrous a disparity? Chiefly in the difference of the
+term of service. The English soldier is by far the best paid and rationed;
+most of his comforts are more cared for than those of the Frenchman; but
+the latter takes his service kindly, because he knows that in six or seven
+years (the period varies a little according to the arm served in) he will
+be free to return to civil life, whilst still at an age to begin the world
+on his own account. The following extract from the <i>Military Miscellany</i>
+illustrates and confirms our present argument, that unlimited enlistment
+is no saving to the country.</p>
+
+<p>"I have no adequate materials to enable me to state the mean duration of
+service of men who enlist for the army; but I am disposed to conjecture
+that it is not much, if at all, above ten years. It has, I believe, been
+ascertained, that the average length of service performed by men now on
+the permanent pension list, is about fifteen or sixteen years. Upon these
+grounds I conclude that enlistment for life, as a means of obtaining an
+average length of service of more than from ten to twelve years, is a
+fallacy; and consequently, I submit whether it would not be an advisable
+measure to abolish enlistment for an unlimited period, and to adopt a
+regulation whereby a soldier might have the option of being discharged
+after a certain length of service, say ten years."</p>
+
+<p>In estimating the average duration of service at ten to twelve years, Mr
+Marshall has, we conjecture, taken into consideration the men discharged
+under fifteen years' service, before which time they would not be entitled
+to a pension. To the ten years' enlistment proposed by him, we should
+prefer the term of seven years, fixed by Mr Wyndham's bill, passed in
+1806, but rendered nugatory in 1808, by a clause in Lord Castlereagh's
+Military bill, which made it optional to enlist for life, adding the
+temptation of a higher bounty. The latter bait, aided by the
+thoughtlessness of recruits, and by the cajolery of recruiting sergeants,
+caused the engagement to be almost invariably for life. And since then,
+Horse-guards' orders have been issued, forbidding recruiting officers to
+accept men for limited service. According to Mr Wyndham's plan, the seven
+years' engagement was to be prolonged indefinitely in war time. We should
+not object to the latter arrangement, which is necessary for the safety of
+the country. Nor is it when actively engaged in the field that soldiers
+are likely to repine at length of service, but in the tedium of a
+garrison, when no change, or prospect of one, no opportunity of
+distinction, or chance of promotion, relieves the monotony of a military
+existence.</p>
+
+<p>There is one advantage of short enlistments that has been overlooked both
+by Dr Fergusson and by Mr Marshall, but which nevertheless is, in our
+opinion, an important one. It is the increased military character that it
+would give to the nation, the greater number of men whom it would
+familiarize with the use of arms, and render competent to use them
+effectually at a moment's notice. We believe that short enlistments, and
+the other improvements already referred to, and which we shall presently
+speak of at greater length, would produce, in this thickly peopled
+kingdom, a regular annual supply of recruits, a large proportion of them
+of a very superior class to those who now offer. On the other hand, the
+army, instead of being thinned by desertions, transportations, and feigned
+diseases, would each year give up from its ranks a number of young and
+able-bodied men, who, whilst entering upon the occupations of civil life,
+would in a great measure retain their soldierly qualities, and be ready,
+in case of an emergency, to stand forward successfully in defence of their
+homes and families. We have long been accustomed to look upon this country
+as guaranteed from invasion by her wooden walls. Noble as the bulwark is,
+there is no dissembling the fact, that its efficiency has been greatly
+impaired by the progress of steam, rendering it extremely difficult, in
+case of a war, effectually to guard our long line of coast. And<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span> although
+Europe seems now as disinclined for war as a long experience of the
+blessings of peace can render her, this happy state cannot, in the nature
+of things, last for ever. Let us suppose a general war, and a large body
+of French troops thrown upon our shores in a night, whilst our armies were
+absent on the battle fields of the Continent, or of America. The
+supposition is startling, but cannot be viewed as absurd; many looked upon
+its realization as certain when circumstances were far less favourable to
+it than they would now be. How far would volunteers and militiamen,
+hastily raised, unaccustomed to services in the field, and many of whom
+had never fired a ball-cartridge in their lives,<small><a name="f3.1" id="f3.1" href="#f3">[3]</a></small> be able to cope, with
+any chance of success, with fifty thousand French soldiers? And admitting
+that they did successfully contend, and that superior numbers and
+steadfast courage&mdash;although these, without good drill and discipline, are
+of little avail against a veteran army&mdash;eventually gained the day, how
+much more effective would they be, and how much loss of life and injury to
+the country might be avoided, did their ranks contain a fair proportion of
+men trained to arms, and able to instruct and encourage their comrades?
+But these are subjects so suggestive as to afford themes for volumes,
+where they might be better discussed than in the scanty pages of a review.
+We can only afford to glance at them, and to throw out hints for others to
+improve upon.</p>
+
+<p>The liability to the lash, inflicted, until very recently, even for the
+least disgraceful offences, has long been thrown in the teeth of the
+British soldier by his foreign brethren in arms. That infamous punishment
+has been utterly disapproved and eloquently argued against by military men
+of high rank and great abilities, whose enlightened minds and long
+experience taught them to condemn it. The feeling of the nation is
+strongly against it, the armies of other countries are seen to flourish
+and improve without it, and yet it is still maintained, although gradually
+sinking into disuse, and, we hope and believe, drawing near to its
+abolition. Unnecessarily cruel as a punishment, ineffectual as an example
+to repress crime, and stamping the indelible brand of infamy on men the
+soul of whose profession should be a feeling of honour, why is it so
+lovingly and tenaciously clung to? "The service would go<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span> to the
+devil&mdash;could not be carried on without it&mdash;no soldiering without
+flogging," is the reply of a section of officers&mdash;the minority, we
+assuredly believe. "No one can doubt," says Dr Fergusson, "that for
+infamous crimes there ought to be infamous punishments, and to them let
+the lash be restricted." Be it so, but then devise some plan by which the
+soldier, whose offence is so disgraceful as to need the most humiliating
+of chastisements, shall be thenceforward excluded from the army. When he
+leaves the hospital, let his discharge be handed to him. "A fine plan,
+indeed!" it will be said. "Men will incur a flogging every day to get out
+of the service." Doubtless they will, so long as service is unlimited. And
+this is one reason why short enlistments and abolition of corporal
+punishment should go together. Against desertion, transportation has
+hitherto been found an ineffectual remedy. If men were enlisted for seven
+years only, it would cease to be so. Few would then be sufficiently
+perverse to risk five or seven years' transportation in order to get rid
+of what remained of their period of service. To flog for drunkenness,
+however frequent the relapse, is an absurdity, for it usually drives the
+culprit to habits of increased intemperance, that he may forget the
+disgraceful punishment he has suffered. In war time, when in the field
+before the enemy, discipline should assume its most Spartan and inflexible
+aspect. The deserter, the mutineer, the confirmed marauder, to the
+provost-marshal and cord. For minor offences, there would be no difficulty
+in finding appropriate punishments; such as fines, imprisonment in irons,
+extra guards and pickets, fatigue-duty, and the like. No military
+offenders should be punished by the cat. It is in direct opposition to the
+spirit by which armies should be governed: a spirit of honour and
+self-respect.</p>
+
+<p>"The incorrigible deserter," says Dr Fergusson, "may be safely committed
+to penal service in the West Indies or the coast of Africa; and should the
+pseudo-philanthropists interfere with the cant of false humanity, let them
+be told that the best and bravest of our troops have too often been sent
+there, as to posts of honour and duty, from which they are hereafter to be
+saved by the substitution of the criminal and the worthless. The other
+nations of the Continent, who have not these outlets, conduct the
+discipline of their armies without flogging; and why should not we? They,
+it may be said, cultivate the point of honour. And does not the germ of
+pride and honour reside as well, and better, in the breast of the British
+soldier, distinguished, as he has ever been, for fidelity to his colours,
+obedience to his commanders, pride in his corps, and attachment to its
+very name?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr Marshall's history of punishments in the army is rather to be termed
+curious than useful. Agreeable it certainly cannot be considered, except
+by those persons, if such there be, who luxuriate in Fox's <i>Book of
+Martyrs</i>, or gloat over the annals of the Spanish Inquisition. It shows
+human ingenuity taxed to the utmost to invent new tortures for the
+soldier. The last adhered to, and, it may safely be said, the worst
+devised, is the lash; and we need look back but a very little way to find
+its infliction carried to a frightful extent. A thousand lashes used to be
+no unusual award; and it sometimes happened (frequently, Mr Marshall
+asserts, but this other information induces us to doubt) that a man who
+had been unable, with safety to his life, to receive the whole of the
+punishment at one time, was brought out again, as soon as his back was
+skinned over, to take the rest. At one time there was no limit to the
+number of lashes that a general court-martial might award. Mr Marshall
+says, that at Amboyna, in the year 1813 or 1814, he knew three men to be
+condemned to fifteen hundred lashes each. The whole punishment was
+inflicted. At Dinapore, on the 12th September 1825, a man was sentenced to
+nineteen hundred lashes, which sentence the commander-in-chief commuted to
+twelve hundred. Such sentences, however, were in direct contradiction to
+the general order of the 30th January 1807, by which "his Majesty was
+graciously pleased to express his opinion, that no sentence for corporal
+punishment should exceed one <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span>thousand lashes." In 1812, when the powers
+of a regimental court-martial had been limited to the infliction of three
+hundred lashes, "many old officers believed, and did not hesitate to say,
+that such limitation would destroy the discipline of the
+army."&mdash;(<i>Marshall</i>, p. 185.) We cannot put the same faith that Mr
+Marshall appears to do in the outrageous narratives of some of his
+authorities. It is impossible, for instance, to swallow such a tale as we
+find at page 267 of the <i>Military Miscellany</i>, of seventy men of one
+battalion being flogged on the line of march in one day. This, however, is
+only given as an <i>on dit</i>. Equally incredible is the story quoted from the
+book of a certain Sergeant Teesdale, of ten to twenty-five men being
+flogged daily for six weeks for coming dirty on parade; and another, which
+Mr Marshall tells, of <i>seventeen thousand</i> lashes being for some time the
+monthly allowance of a regiment in India&mdash;the said regiment being, we are
+informed, treated very little worse than its neighbours. The articles of
+war, as they stand at the present day, restrict the award of corporal
+punishment, by a general court-martial, to two hundred lashes; by a
+district court-martial, to one hundred and fifty; and by a regimental
+court, to one hundred.</p>
+
+<p>We would put the question to any military man&mdash;even to the strongest
+advocate of flogging&mdash;what is the usual effect of corporal punishment on
+the soldier? Does it make or mar him, improve his character and correct
+his vices, or render him more reckless and abandoned than before? The
+conscientious answer would be, we are persuaded, that seldom is a good
+soldier made of a flogged man. "There is not an instance in a thousand,"
+says Dr Jackson, "where severe punishment (flogging is here referred to)
+has made a soldier what he ought to be; there are thousands where it has
+rendered those who were forgetful and careless, rather than vicious,
+insensible to honour, and abandoned to crime." But then the example is
+supposed, erroneously, as we believe, to be of good operation. We cannot
+admit that, to justify the practice of marking a man's shoulders with the
+ineffaceable stripes of disgrace.</p>
+
+<p>In speaking of corporal punishment, we have considered only its moral
+effect, and have not touched on the unnecessary and unequal amount of pain
+it occasions. Much might be said upon this head. "My first objection to
+flogging," says Sir Charles Napier, in his treatise "<i>On Military Law</i>,"
+published in 1837, "is, that it is torture,"&mdash;using the word, no doubt, in
+the sense of inhumanity, and meaning that more pain than is necessary is
+inflicted. Sir Charles's second objection is, that it is torture of a very
+unequal infliction&mdash;varying, of course, according to the strength of the
+drummers or others employed, to the rigour of the drum-major
+superintending their exertions, and to other circumstances. Mr Marshall
+tells us that different men suffer in very different degrees from
+punishment of like severity. Tall slender men, of a sanguine temperament,
+feel a flogging more severely than short, thickset ones; and instances
+have been known of soldiers succumbing under a sixth part of the
+punishment which others have borne and rapidly recovered from. The
+presence of a surgeon is in many cases no guarantee against a fatal
+result. "It is impossible to say what may be the effect of corporal
+infliction with more certainty than to predict the consequences of a
+surgical operation."&mdash;(<i>Military Miscellany</i>, p. 224.) "No medical officer
+can answer either for the immediate or ultimate consequences of this
+species of corporal punishment. Inflammation of the back, or general
+fever, may occur after a very moderate infliction, and may terminate
+fatally, notwithstanding the greatest diligence and attention on the part
+of a well-informed and conscientious surgeon."&mdash;(<i>Ibid.</i> p. 276.) Besides
+the reasons against corporal punishment above stated, Sir Charles Napier
+advances and supports by argument six others equally cogent. Gustavus
+Adolphus of Sweden, although he introduced into his army the species of
+flogging known as the gantlope or gauntlet, rarely had recourse to it,
+being persuaded that "such a disgrace cast a damp upon the soldier's
+vivacity, and did not well<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span> agree with the notions which a high spirit
+ought to entertain of honour." "Il ne faut point," says Kirckhoff, a
+medical officer in the army of the king of the Netherlands, quoted by Mr
+Marshall, "soumettre le soldat fautif &agrave; des punitions avilissantes. A quoi
+bon les coups de b&acirc;ton qu'on donne trop l&eacute;g&egrave;rement au soldat, si ce n'est
+pour l'abrutir, et pour d&eacute;shonorer le noble &eacute;tat du defenseur de la
+patrie? Ce genre de punition d&eacute;shonorant ne devrait &ecirc;tre r&eacute;serv&eacute; qu'aux
+l&acirc;ches et aux tra&icirc;tres; et d&egrave;s qu'une fois un militaire l'aurait subi, il
+faudrait l'exclure &agrave; jamais d'un ordre auquel les destins d'une nation
+sont confi&eacute;s; d'un ordre qui a pour base le courage, l'honneur, et toutes
+les vertus g&eacute;n&eacute;reuses."</p>
+
+<p>It is singular that whilst such remarkable ingenuity has been exhibited in
+devising punishments for the soldier, so very little should have been
+displayed in the invention of rewards. Of these latter, the most
+legitimate and desirable are pensions and promotion. We would add a
+third&mdash;a military order of merit to be bestowed upon men distinguishing
+themselves by acts of gallantry, or by steady good conduct. Decorations of
+this kind&mdash;we are convinced of it by our observations on various foreign
+services&mdash;act as a strong incentive to the soldier. There exists in this
+country a prejudice against their adoption, principally because we are
+accustomed to see such rewards heaped without discrimination, and with a
+profusion that renders them worthless, upon the soldiers of foreign
+nations. There seems a natural tendency to the abuse of such institutions,
+and Napoleon might well shudder were he to rise from his grave and see his
+"Star of the Brave" dangling from the buttonhole of half the pamphleteers
+and national guardsmen of the French capital. In other countries the
+lavish profusion with which stars, crosses, riband-ends, and rosettes are
+bestowed, is enough to raise a suspicion of collusion between the royal
+donors and the jewellers and haberdashers of their dominions. But even
+when largely distributed, we believe them to act as a spur to the soldier.
+If there is a fear of England's becoming what we find so ridiculous in
+others, a country where the non-decorated amongst military men are the
+exception, let great caution be used in the bestowal of such honours. We
+now refer to an order of merit for the soldiers only. With officers we
+have at present nothing to do; although we shall be found upon occasion
+equally ready and willing to support their just claims. But they can plead
+their own cause, if not effectually, at least perseveringly, as the recent
+numerous letters in newspapers, and articles in military periodicals,
+claiming a decoration for Peninsular services, sufficiently prove. Such a
+decoration was certainly nobly deserved, but, if conceded at all, it
+should be given quickly, or its existence, it is to be feared, will be
+very brief. Our present business, however, is with the soldier&mdash;the humble
+private, the deserving non-commissioned officer.</p>
+
+<p>It is not unnatural that when tardy reflection comes to the thoughtless
+lad who has sold himself to unlimited military bondage, he should be
+anxious to know what provision is made for him when age or disease shall
+cause his services to be dispensed with. Inquiry or reference informs him,
+that should he be discharged after fourteen and under twenty-one years
+service, so far disabled as to be <i>unable to work</i>&mdash;this is a
+condition&mdash;he may be awarded the magnificent sum of from sixpence to
+eightpence a-day! Discharged under twenty-one years' service, as disabled
+for the army only, he may get a temporary pension of sixpence a-day for a
+period varying from one month to five years. Discharged by indulgence
+after twenty-five years, he may receive sixpence a-day. We have already
+remarked on the little heed taken by civilians in this country of the
+treatment and ordinances of the army. These statements will probably be
+new to most of our non-military readers, many of whom, we doubt not,
+entertain an absurd notion, that when a man has served his country well
+and faithfully during twenty-five years, or is dismissed, as unable to
+work, after fourteen years' servitude, he invariably finds a snug berth
+ready for him at Chelsea, or at least has a pension<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span> awarded to him
+tolerably adequate to supply him with the bare necessaries of life, and to
+keep him from begging or crossing-sweeping. As to the savings of soldiers
+out of their pay, facilitated though they now are by the establishment of
+savings' banks in the army, they can be but exceedingly small. A soldier's
+pay varies from thirteen to fifteen pence, according to the time he has
+served. Deduct from this the cost of his clothing, only a portion of which
+is supplied to him free of charge, and sixpence a-day for his rations of
+bread and meat, and what remains will frequently not exceed threepence
+a-day for tobacco, vegetables, coffee, and other small necessaries. The
+great difference between the pay, rations, and pensions of soldiers and
+sailors, is not generally known. Besides receiving rations far more
+abundant and varied, an able seaman gets thirty-four shillings per month
+of twenty-eight days, more than double the pay of a soldier under seven
+years' service. Seamen have a claim of right to be discharged after
+twenty-one years' service with a pension of one shilling to fourteen pence
+a-day. And, besides this, it must be remembered that a sailor may enlist
+for a short time, and at its expiration, or at any time that he is
+discharged, employment is open to him in the merchant service. But what is
+the soldier to do when dismissed from the army at forty years of age or
+upwards? "A very small number of men," says Mr Marshall, "are fit after
+forty years of age for the arduous duties of the service." Surely it may
+be claimed for our brave fellows that a more liberal system of pensioning
+be adopted. We do not lose sight of the necessity of economy in these days
+of heavy taxation; and before deciding on a plan, the matter should be
+well sifted and considered. But we have already expressed our conviction
+that limited service would of itself in various ways produce a pecuniary
+saving to the government. Adequate pensions would have other beneficial
+results. Mr Marshall throws out suggestions for a new scale of pensions,
+and declares his opinion, that no man who has served twenty-one years
+
+should receive a smaller allowance than a shilling a-day.</p>
+
+<p>"The more striking," he proceeds to say, "the honourable example of an old
+soldier enjoying his pension, the more likely is it to contribute to
+spread a military feeling in the neighbourhood. But to repay the retired
+soldier by a pension inadequate to his sustenance, must have the effect of
+consigning him to the workhouse, and of sinking him and the army in the
+estimation of the working class of the population; destroying all military
+feeling, and, whilst the soldier is serving, weakening those important
+aids to discipline&mdash;the cheerfulness and satisfaction which the prospect
+of a pension, after a definite period, inspires."</p>
+
+<p>We now come to a branch of our subject encompassed with peculiar
+difficulties, and that will be met with many objections; the present
+system of disposing of commissions in the army is too convenient and
+agreeable to a large and influential class of the community for it to be
+otherwise. The most important part of the proposed scheme of rewards is
+the bestowing of commissions upon sergeants. We are aware that, in the
+present constitution of the army, much may be urged against such a plan
+being carried out beyond an exceedingly limited extent. But most of the
+objections would, we think, be removed by the adoption and consequences of
+limited service, and by the extinction of corporal punishment. Others
+would disappear before a greater attention to the education of the
+soldier, and before some slight reductions in what are now erroneously
+considered the necessary expenses of officers.</p>
+
+<p>Constituted and regulated as the British army now is, the immediate
+consequences of enlistment to the young peasant or artisan of previous
+respectability is a total breach with his family. However good his
+previous character, the single fact of his entering what ought to be an
+honourable profession, excludes him from the society and good opinion of
+his nearest friends. Former associates shun and look coldly upon him, his
+female relatives are ashamed to be seen walking with him, often the door
+of his father's cottage or workshop is shut on his approach. The community
+in general, there is no dissembling<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span> the fact, look upon soldiers as a
+degraded class, and upon the recruit as a man consigned to evil company,
+to idleness and the alehouse, and perhaps to the ignominy of the lash. To
+brand an innocent man as criminal is the way to render him so. Avoided and
+despised, the young soldier, to whom bad example is not wanting, speedily
+comes to deserve the disreputable character which the mere assumption of a
+red coat has caused to be fixed upon him. So long as military service
+stands thus low in the opinion of the people, the army will have to
+recruit its ranks from the profligate and the utterly destitute, and the
+supply of respectable volunteers will be as limited as heretofore. At
+present, most young men of a better class whom a temporary impulse, or a
+predilection for the service, has induced to enlist, strain every nerve,
+when they awake to their real position, to raise funds for their
+discharge. In this their friends often aid them; and we have known
+instances of incredible sacrifices being made by the poor to snatch a son
+or brother from what they looked upon as the jaws of destruction. And thus
+is it that a large proportion of the respectable recruits are bought out
+after a brief period of service.</p>
+
+<p>Assuming limitation of service and the abolition of corporal punishment to
+have been conceded, the next thing demanding attention would be the
+education of the soldier. This has hitherto been sadly neglected,
+strangely so at a period and in a country where education of the people is
+so strongly and generally advocated. The schoolmaster is abroad, we are
+told&mdash;we should be glad to hear of his visiting the barrack-room. To no
+class of the population would a good plain education be more valuable than
+to the soldier, as a means of filling up his abundant leisure, of
+improving his moral condition, and preserving him from drunkenness and
+vice. How extraordinary that its advantages should so long have been
+overlooked, even by those to whom they ought to have been the most
+palpable. "Of two hundred and fourteen officers," Mr Marshall writes, "who
+returned answers to the following query, addressed to them by the General
+Commanding in Chief, in 1834, only two or three recommended intellectual,
+moral, or religious cultivation as a means of preventing crime:&mdash;'Are you
+enabled to suggest any means of restraining, or eradicating the propensity
+to drunkenness, so prevalent among the soldiery, and confessedly the
+parent of the majority of military crimes?' A great variety of penal
+enactments were recommended, but no one suggested the school master's
+drill but Sir George Arthur and the late Colonel Oglander. The colonel's
+words are:&mdash;'The only effectual corrective of this, as of every other
+vice, is a sound and rational sense of religion. This is the only true
+foundation of moral discipline. The establishment of libraries, and the
+system of <i>adult</i> schools, would be useful in this view.'" To prevent crime
+is surely better than to punish it. Vast pains are taken with the merely
+military education of the soldier. A recruit is carefully drilled into the
+perpendicular, taught to handle his musket, mount his guards, clean his
+accoutrements&mdash;converted, in short, into an excellent automaton&mdash;and then
+he is dismissed as perfect, and left to lounge away, as best he may, his
+numerous hours of daily leisure. He has perhaps never been taught to read
+and write, or may possess those accomplishments but imperfectly. What more
+natural than to encourage, and, if necessary, to compel him to acquire
+them, together with such other useful scholarship as it may be desirable
+for him to possess? Education would be especially valuable under a system
+of limited service. The soldier, leaving the army when still a young man,
+would be better fitted than before he entered it, for any trade or
+occupation he might adopt. And when the lower classes found that military
+service was made a medium for the communication of knowledge, and that
+their sons, after seven years passed under the colours, were better able
+to get through the world advantageously and creditably than when they
+enlisted, the present strong prejudice against a soldier's life would
+rapidly become weakened, and finally disappear. The army would then be
+looked upon by poor men with large families as no<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span> undesirable resource
+for temporarily providing for one or two of their sons.</p>
+
+<p>It is certainly not creditable to this country, that in France, Prussia,
+Holland, and even in Russia&mdash;that land of the serf and the Cossack&mdash;greater
+pains are taken with the education of the soldier than in free and
+enlightened England. It has become customary to compare our navy with that
+of France, and when we are found to have a carronade or a cock-boat less
+than our friends across the water, a shout of indignation is forthwith set
+up by vigilant journalists and nervous naval officers. We heartily wish
+that it were equally usual to contrast our army with that of the
+French&mdash;not in respect of numbers, but of the attention paid to the
+education and moral discipline of the men. Every French regiment has two
+schools, a higher and a lower one. In the latter are taught reading,
+writing, and arithmetic; in the former, geography, book-keeping, the
+elements of geometry and fortification, and other things equally useful.
+The schools are managed by lieutenants, aided by non-commissioned
+officers; and sergeants recommended for commissions are required to pass
+an examination in the branches of knowledge there taught. It is well known
+that in the French service, as in most others, excepting the English, a
+proportion of the commissions is set aside for the sergeants. In the
+Prussian service there is a school in each battalion, superintended by a
+captain and three lieutenants, who receive additional pay for alternately
+taking a share in the instruction of the soldiers. "Non-commissioned
+officers," Mr Marshall informs us, "who wish to become officers, first
+undergo an examination in geography, history, simple mathematics, and the
+French and German languages. At the end of another year they are again
+examined in the same branches of knowledge, and also in algebra, military
+drawing, and fortification. If they pass this second examination, they
+become officers."</p>
+
+<p>How many of the young men, who, by virtue of interest or money, enter the
+British army as ensigns and cornets, would be found willing to devote even
+a small portion of their time to the instruction of the soldier? Very few,
+we fear. By the majority, the idea would be scouted as a bore, and as
+quite inconsistent with their dignity. Extra pay, however acceptable to
+the comparatively needy Prussian lieutenant, might be expected to prove an
+insufficient inducement in a service where it is frequently difficult to
+find a subaltern to accept the duties of adjutant. None can entertain a
+higher respect than we do for the gallant spirit and many excellent
+qualities of the present race of British officers; but we confess a wish
+that they would view their profession in a more serious light. Young men
+entering the army seemingly imagine, that the sole object of their so
+doing is to wear a well-made uniform, and dine at a pleasant mess; and
+that, once dismissed to their duty by the adjutant, they may fairly
+discard all idea of self-instruction and improvement. But war is an art,
+and therefore its principles can be acquired but by study. Our young
+officers too often neglect not only their military studies, but their
+mental improvement in other respects; forgetting that the most valuable
+part of a man's education is not that acquired at a public school before
+the age of eighteen, but that which he bestows upon himself after that
+age. The former is the foundation; the latter the fabric to be raised upon
+it. We have known instances of smart subs deft upon parade, brilliants in
+the ball-room, perfect models of a pretty soldier from plume to boot-heel,
+so supremely ignorant of the common business of life as to be unable to
+write a letter without a severe effort, or to draw a bill upon their
+agents when no one was at hand to instruct them in its form. It was but
+the other day that an officer related to us, that, being detached on an
+outpost in one of our colonies, he found himself in company with two
+brother subalterns, both most anxious to make a call upon their father's
+strong-box, but totally ignorant how to effect the same. Their spirit was
+very willing, but their pen lamentably weak; their exchequer was
+exhausted, and in their mind's-eye the paternal coffers stood <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>invitingly
+open; but nevertheless they sat helpless, ruefully contemplating oblong
+slips of blank paper, until our friend, whose experience as a man of
+business was somewhat greater, extricated them from their painful dilemma,
+by drawing up the necessary document at <i>thirty days' sight</i>. In this
+particular view, want of skill as a "pen and ink man" would probably not
+be regretted by those most interested in their sons; and doubtless many
+<i>governors</i> would exclaim, as fervently as Lord Douglas in <i>Marmion</i>,</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Thanks to St Bothan, son of mine<br />
+Could never pen a written line!"</p>
+
+<p>Seriously speaking, a graver and more studious tone is wanted in our
+service. It is found in the military services of other countries. German
+and French officers take their calling far more <i>au s&eacute;rieux</i> than do ours.
+They find abundant time for pleasure, but also for solitude and reading,
+and for attention to the improvement of the soldier. Dressing, dining, and
+cigars, and beating the pavements of a garrison town with his boot-heels,
+ought not to fill up the whole time of a subaltern officer. That in this
+country they usually do so, will be admitted by all who have had
+opportunities of observing young English officers in peace time. We could
+bring hosts of witnesses in support of our assertion, but will content
+ourselves with one whose competency to judge in such matters will not be
+disputed. The following passages are from Major-General Sir George
+Arthur's "General Observations upon Military Discipline, and the
+Intellectual and Moral Improvement of both Officers and Soldiers."</p>
+
+<p>"I have said that education is essential, as well as moral character, and
+so it is. Look into the habits of the officers of almost every regiment in
+His Majesty's service&mdash;how are they formed? Do men study at all after they
+get commissions? Very far from it; unless an officer is employed in the
+field, his days are passed in mental idleness&mdash;his ordinary duties are
+carried on instinctively&mdash;there is no intellectual exertion. To discuss
+fluently upon women, play, horses, and wine, is, with some excellent
+exceptions, the ordinary range of mess conversation. In these matters lie
+the education of young officers, generally speaking, after entering the
+service."</p>
+
+<p>"If the officers were not seen so habitually walking in the streets in
+every garrison town, the soldiers would be less frequently found in
+public-houses."</p>
+
+<p>The influence of example is great, especially when exercised by those whom
+we are taught to look up to and respect. A change in the habits of
+officers will go far to produce one in those of their men. French
+officers, of whom we are sure that no British officer who has met them,
+either in the field or in quarters, will speak without respect, feel a
+pride and a pleasure in the instruction of the soldier, and take pains to
+induce him to improve his mind, holding out as an incentive the prospect
+of promotion. And such interest and solicitude produce, amongst other good
+effects, an affectionate feeling on the part of the soldier towards his
+superiors, which, far from interfering with discipline, makes him perform
+his duties, often onerous and painful, with increased zeal and good-will.
+For the want of this kindly sympathy between different ranks, and of the
+moral instruction which, by elevating their character, would go far to
+produce it, our soldiers are converted into mere machines, unable even to
+think, often forbidden so to do. We are convinced that attention to the
+education of the soldier, introduced simultaneously with short enlistments
+and abolition of flogging, would speedily create in the army of this
+country a body of non-commissioned officers, who, when promoted, would
+disgrace no mess-table in the service. With the prospect of the epaulet
+before them, they would strive to improve themselves, and to become fit
+society for the men of higher breeding and education with whom they hoped
+one day to be called upon to associate. For, if it be painful and
+unpleasant to a body of gentlemen to have a coarse and ill-mannered man
+thrust upon them, it is certainly not less so to the intruder, if he
+possess one spark of feeling, to find himself shunned<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span> and looked coldly
+upon by his new associates. The total abolition of corporal punishment is,
+we consider, a necessary preliminary to promotion from the ranks on an
+extensive scale. We were told four years ago, in the House of Commons,
+during a debate on the Mutiny bill, that there were then in the British
+army four colonels who were flogged men. Many will remember the story
+related in a recent military publication, of the old field-officer who,
+one day at the mess-table, or amongst a party of his comrades, declared
+himself in favour of corporal punishment, on the ground that he himself
+had never been worth a rush till he had taken his cool three hundred.
+During a long war, abounding in opportunities of distinction, and at a
+time when the lash was the universal punishment for nearly every offence,
+it is not surprising that here and there a flogged man got his commission.
+But, in our opinion, not only the circumstance of having been flogged, but
+the mere liability to so degrading an infliction, might plausibly be urged
+as an argument against promotion from the ranks. Let the lash, then, at
+once and totally disappear; replace torture by instruction, hold out
+judicious rewards instead of disgraceful punishment, appeal to the sense
+of honour of the man, instead of to the sense of pain of the brute; and,
+repudiating the harsh traditions of less enlightened days, lay it down as
+an axiom, that the British soldier can and will fight at least as well
+under a mild and generous system, as when the bloody thongs of the cat are
+suspended <i>in terrorem</i> over him.</p>
+
+<p>The physical as well as moral training of the soldier should receive
+attention, as a means both of filling up his time, thereby keeping him
+from the alehouse, and of increasing his efficiency in the field. At
+present the marching qualities of our armies are very far inferior to
+their fighting ones. In the latter, they are surpassed by none&mdash;in the
+former, equal to few. And yet how important is it that troops should be
+able to perform long and rapid marches! The fate of a campaign, the
+destruction of an enemy's army, may, and often does depend upon a forced
+march. At that work there is scarcely an army in Europe worth the naming,
+but would beat us, at least at the commencement of a war, and until our
+soldiers had got their marching legs&mdash;a thing not done in a day, or
+without great loss and inconvenience by straggling. Foot-sore men are
+almost as great a nuisance and encumbrance to infantry, as sore-backed
+horses to dragoons. Our soldiers are better fed than those of most other
+countries, and to keep them in hard and serviceable condition they require
+more exercise than they get. French soldiers are encouraged to practice
+athletic exercises and games; running, quoit-playing, and fencing, the
+latter especially, are their constant pastimes. Most of them are expert
+swordsmen, no valueless accomplishment even to the man whose usual weapons
+are musket and bayonet, but one that in our infantry regiments is
+frequently neglected even by those whose only arm is the sword, namely,
+the officers. Surely the man who carries a sword should know how to use it
+in the most effectual manner. Let old officers say on whose side the
+advantage usually was in the sword duels that occurred when Paris was
+occupied by the Allies, and when the French officers, maddened by their
+reverses, sought opportunities of picking quarrels with their conquerors.
+The adjutant of a British foot regiment informed us, that on one occasion,
+not very long ago, at a review of his corps by an officer of high rank,
+the latter, after applauding the performances of the regiment, expressed a
+wish to see the officers do the sword exercise. In obedience to orders,
+the adjutant called the officers to the front. "I suppose, gentlemen,"
+said he, "that few of you know much about the sword exercise." His
+assumption was not contradicted. "Probably, your best plan will be to
+watch the sergeant-major and myself." And accordingly adjutant and
+sergeant-major placed themselves in front of each flank, and the officers,
+looking to them as fuglemen, went through their exercise with great
+delicacy and tolerable correctness, to the perfect satisfaction of the
+inspecting general, who probably was not disposed to be very captious. But
+we are digressing from the subject of the soldier's <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span>occupations. In
+France, let a military work be required&mdash;a wall, road, or
+fortification&mdash;and the soldiers slip into their working dresses, and
+labour at it with a good will produced by additional pay. Thus were the
+forts and vast wall now surrounding Paris run up in wonderfully short time
+by the exertions of the soldiery. In all German garrison towns, we
+believe&mdash;certainly in all that we have visited&mdash;is found an Exercitiums
+Platz, a field or plot of ground with bars, poles, and other gymnastic
+contrivances, reserved for the troops, who are frequently to be seen
+there, amusing themselves, and improving their strength and activity of
+body. We are aware of nothing of this kind in our service, beyond a rare
+game at cricket, got up by the good-nature of officers. As Dr Fergusson
+truly says, "of all European troops, our own appear to be the most
+helpless and listless in their quarters. Whilst the soldiers of other
+nations employ their leisure hours in fencing, gymnastics, and other
+exercises of strength, ours are lounging idle, or muddled, awaiting the
+hour of their unvaried meal, or the drum being beat for the daily
+parades." This might easily be altered. It needs but to be thought of,
+which hitherto it appears not to have been. No men are naturally more
+adapted and prone to manly exercises than the English. Give the soldier
+the opportunity, and he will gladly avail himself of it.</p>
+
+<p>Before closing this paper, a word or two on the equipment and dress of the
+army will not be out of place. We are glad to find the opinions we have
+long entertained on those subjects confirmed by a pithy and pointed
+chapter in Dr Fergusson's book. The externals of the army have of late
+been much discussed, and have undergone certain changes, scarcely
+deserving the name of improvements. In regulating such matters, three
+objects should be kept in view, and their pursuit never departed from;
+lightness on the march, protection from the weather, ease of movement. The
+attainment of these should be sought by every means; even by the
+sacrifice, if necessary, of what pleases the eye. The most heavily laden,
+the British soldier is in many respects the most inconveniently equipped,
+of all European men-at-arms. The covering of his head, the material and
+colour of his belts, the very form of the foot-soldier's overalls, cut
+large over the shoe, as if on purpose to become dirty and draggled on the
+march, seem selected with a view to occasion him as much uncomfort and
+trouble as possible. Time was, when the soldier was compelled to powder
+his hair and wear a queue and tight knee breeches, like a dancing master
+or a French marquis of the <i>ancien r&eacute;gime</i>. For the sweeping away of such
+absurdities, which must have been especially convenient and agreeable in a
+bivouac; we may thank the Duke of York; but much as has been done, there
+is much more to do. And first as regards the unnecessarily heavy belts,
+the cumbersome and misplaced cartridge-box. Than the latter it would be
+difficult to devise any thing more inconvenient, as all who have seen
+British infantry in the field will admit. The soldier has to make a rapid
+advance, to pursue a flying enemy, to scud across fields, leap ditches or
+jump down banks when out skirmishing. At every spring or jump, bang goes
+the lumbering cartridge-box against his posteriors, until he is fain to
+use his hand to steady it, thereby of course greatly impeding his
+progress, the swiftness and ease of running depending in great measure on
+one arm, at least, being at liberty. And then the belts, what an
+unnecessary mass of leather is there, all bedaubed with the fictitious
+purity of chalk and water. When will the soldier cease to depend for
+cleanliness upon pipe-clay, justly styled by Dr Fergusson "as absurd and
+unwholesome a nuisance as ever was invented." Had the object been to give
+the utmost possible trouble to the infantry-man, no better means could
+have been devised than inflicting on him the belts at present used, of all
+others the most easily sullied and troublesome to clean. Let a black
+patent leather belt and rifleman's cartridge-box be adopted as the
+regulation for the whole of the British service. Light to carry,
+convenient in form, and easy to clean, it is the perfection of infantry
+equipment.</p>
+
+<p>There has recently been a great talk about hats, and various shocking<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span> bad
+ones have been proposed as a substitute for the old top-heavy shako.
+Without entering upon a subject that has already caused so much
+controversy, we would point attention to the light shako worn by the
+French troops in Algeria. Low, and slightly tapering in form, with a broad
+peak projecting horizontally, so as to shade the eyes without embarrassing
+the vision, which peaks that droop overmuch are apt to do, its
+circumference is of cloth, its crown of thick leather painted white. The
+general effect is good, conveying an idea of lightness and convenience,
+both of which this head-dress certainly possesses; and it appears to us
+that a hint might be taken from it, at any rate, for our troops in India,
+and other hot climates. As to fur caps a yard high, and similar
+nonsensical exhibitions, we can only say that the sooner they are done
+away with, the better for the credit of those who have it in their power
+to abolish such gross absurdities. With regard to coats, "I advance no
+pretensions," says Dr Fergusson, "to fancy or taste in military dress, but
+I ought to know what constitutes cover and protection to the human frame,
+and amongst these the swallow-tailed coat of the infantry, pared away as
+it is to an absurdity, holds no place. If health and protection were the
+object, the coat should be of round cut, to cover the thighs as low as the
+knees, with body of sufficient depth to support the unprotected flanks and
+abdomen of the wearer." In the French service, frock-coats have of late
+been universally adopted. We should prefer a tailed coat of greater
+amplitude of skirt and depth of body than the one in present use; for it
+is certain, and will be acknowledged by all who have performed marches and
+pedestrian excursions, that the skirts of a frock-coat flapping against
+the front of the thighs, more or less impede motion and add to fatigue.</p>
+
+<p>Although the form of a soldier's dress is important, for it may make a
+considerable difference in his health and comfort, its colour and
+ornamental details are a very secondary consideration. It were absurd to
+doubt that a British soldier would fight equally well, whatever the tint
+of the cloth that covered his stalwart arm and stout heart. Strip him
+to-morrow of his scarlet, and he will do his devoir as nobly in the white
+jacket of the Austrian grenadier or the brown one of the Portuguese
+<i>cazador</i>. Such matters, it will be said, may be left to army tailors and
+pet colonels of fancy regiments, in conclave assembled. Nevertheless it is
+a subject that should not entirely be passed over. Soldiers are apt to
+look with disgust and contempt upon equipments that are tawdry and
+unserviceable, or that give them unnecessary trouble. They should be
+gravely, soberly, and usefully clad, in the garb that may be found most
+comfortable and durable in the field, not in that which most flatters the
+eye on a Hounslow or Hyde Park parade. Dr Fergusson is amusing enough upon
+the subject of hussar pelisses and such-like foreign fooleries.</p>
+
+<p>"The first time I ever saw a hussar, or hulan, was at Ghent, in Flanders,
+then an Austrian town; and when I beheld a richly decorated pelisse
+waving, empty sleeves and all, from his shoulder, I never doubted that the
+poor man must have been recently shot through the arm; a glance, however,
+upon a tightly braided sleeve underneath, made it still more
+unaccountable; and why he should not have had an additional pair of richly
+ornamental breeches dangling at his waist, as well as a jacket from his
+shoulders, has, I confess, puzzled me from that time to the present; it
+being the first rule of health to keep the upper portion of the body as
+cool, and the lower as warm as possible."</p>
+
+<p>The doctor further disapproves of scarlet as a colour for uniform, because
+"a man clothed in scarlet exhibits the dress of a mountebank rather than
+of a British warrior going forth to fight the battles of his country," and
+also "because it is the worst adapted for any hard work of all the
+colours, as it immediately becomes shabby and tarnished on being exposed
+to the weather; and a single wet night in the bivouac spoils it
+completely." Here we must differ from the doctor. The chief advantage of
+scarlet, we have always considered, and we believe the same opinion to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span> be
+generally held by military men, is that it looks well longer, gets white
+and shabby later, than a darker colour. The preparation of the cloth and
+mode of dyeing, may, however, have been improved since Dr Fergusson's
+period of service. With regard to the colour, there is a popular prejudice
+in its favour, associating it as most persons do, from childhood upwards,
+with ideas of glory and victory. Had our uniform been yellow for the same
+period that it has been red, we should have attached those ideas to the
+former colour; but that would be no reason for continuing to dress
+soldiers like canary birds. Apart from association, scarlet is unmilitary,
+first, because it is tawdry; and, secondly, as rendering the soldier, when
+isolated, an easier mark than a less glaring colour. We doubt also, if it
+would harmonize well with the black belts, which we desire to see adopted;
+and on these various accounts we must give our vote in favour of the sober
+blue of the Prussians, assuredly no un-British colour, and one already in
+use for many of our cavalry regiments. The Portuguese troops, as they are
+now uniformed, or were, when last we saw them, offer no bad model in this
+respect. Blue coats and dark grey trousers are the colours of their line
+regiments, and these we should like to see adopted in our service,
+preserving always the green for the rifles, who ought to be ten times as
+numerous as they are, as we shall discover whenever we come to a brush
+with the Yankees, or with our old and gallant opponent, Monsieur
+Nong-tong-paw. One would have thought that the picking off of our officers
+at New Orleans, and on other occasions, and the stinging practice of
+French tirailleurs during the last war, would have taught our military
+rulers a lesson in this respect; but the contrary seems the case, and on
+we go at the old jog-trot, heavy men, heavy equipments, and slow march,
+whilst seven-eighths of the French army are practically light infantry,
+and it is only the other day that they raised ten new regiments of
+sharpshooters, the Chasseurs de Vincennes, or some such name, little light
+active riflemen, trained to leap and to march for leagues at double quick,
+and who would scamper round a ten acre field whilst a heavy British
+grenadier went through his facings. The cool steadiness and indomitable
+pluck of our fellows has hitherto carried the day, and will doubtless do
+it again when the time comes, but it would be done with greater ease and
+less loss if we could condescend to fight our enemy rather more with his
+own weapons. <i>Fas est ab hoste doceri</i>, is a maxim oftener quoted than
+acted upon. But to return to uniforms. The scarlet might be reserved for
+the guards&mdash;it has always been a guardsman's colour&mdash;the blue given to the
+line, the green kept for the rifles; black belts on rifle plan for all.
+And above all, if it can be done without too great annoyance to tailors,
+amateur and professional, deliver us from braided pelisses, bearskin caps,
+crimson pantaloons, and all such costly and unserviceable fopperies. Spend
+money on the well-being of the soldier, rather than on the smartness of
+his uniform; cut down frippery, and increase comfort. Attend less to the
+glitter of externals, and more to that moral and intellectual cultivation,
+which will convert men now treated as machines, into reasoning and
+reasonable creatures, and valuable members of society.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span></p>
+<h2>MY COLLEGE FRIENDS. NO. IV.</h2>
+<h3><span class="smcap">Charles Russell, the Gentleman-commoner.</span></h3>
+
+<p class="center"><br /><span class="smcap">Chap.</span> I.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you any idea who that fresh gentleman-commoner is?" said I to
+Savile, who was sitting next to me at dinner, one day soon after the
+beginning of term. We had not usually in the college above three or four
+of that privileged class, so that any addition to their table attracted
+more attention than the arrival of the vulgar herd of freshmen to fill up
+the vacancies at our own. Unless one of them had choked himself with his
+mutton, or taken some equally decided mode of making himself an object of
+public interest, scarcely any man of "old standing" would have even
+inquired his name.</p>
+
+<p>"Is he one of our men?" said Savile, as he scrutinized the party in
+question. "I thought he had been a stranger dining with some of them.
+Murray, you know the history of every man who comes up, I believe&mdash;who is
+he?"</p>
+
+<p>"His name is Russell," replied the authority referred to; "Charles
+Wynderbie Russell; his father's a banker in the city: Russell and Smith,
+you know, &mdash;&mdash; Street."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, I dare say," said Savile; "one of your rich tradesmen; they always
+come up as gentlemen-commoners, to show that they have lots of money: it
+makes me wonder how any man of decent family ever condescends to put on a
+silk gown." Savile was the younger son of a poor baronet, thirteenth in
+descent, and affected considerable contempt for any other kind of
+distinction.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" continued Murray, "this man is by no means of a bad family: his
+father comes of one of the oldest houses in Dorsetshire, and his mother,
+you know, is one of the Wynderbies of Wynderbie Court&mdash;a niece of Lord De
+Staveley's."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>I</i> know!" said Savile; "nay, I never heard of Wynderbie Court in my
+life; but I dare say <i>you</i> know, which is quite sufficient. Really,
+Murray, you might make a good speculation by publishing a genealogical
+list of the undergraduate members of the university&mdash;birth, parentage,
+family connexions, governors' present incomes, probable expectations, &amp;c.,
+&amp;c. It would sell capitally among the tradesmen&mdash;they'd know exactly when
+it was safe to give credit. You could call it <i>A Guide to Duns</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"Or a <i>History of the</i> Un-<i>landed Gentry</i>," suggested I.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, he is a very gentleman-like looking fellow, that Mr Russell, banker
+or not," said Savile, as the unconscious subject of our conversation left
+the hall; "I wonder who knows him?"</p>
+
+<p>The same question might have been asked a week&mdash;a month after this
+conversation, without eliciting any very satisfactory answer. With the
+exception of Murray's genealogical information&mdash;the correctness of which
+was never doubted for a moment, though how or where he obtained this and
+similar pieces of history, was a point on which he kept up an amusing
+mystery&mdash;Russell was a man of whom no one appeared to know any thing at
+all. The other gentlemen-commoners had, I believe, all called upon him, as
+a matter of courtesy to one of their own limited mess; but in almost every
+case it had merely amounted to an exchange of cards. He was either out of
+his rooms, or "sporting oak;" and "Mr C. W. Russell," on a bit of
+pasteboard, had invariably appeared in the note-box of the party for whom
+the honour was intended, on their return from their afternoon's walk or
+ride. Invitations to two or three wine-parties had followed, and been
+civilly declined. It was at one of these meetings that he again became the
+subject of conversation. We were a large party, at a man of the name of
+Tichborne's rooms, when some one mentioned having met "the Hermit," as
+they called him, taking a solitary walk about three miles out of Oxford
+the day before.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>"Oh, you mean Russell," said Tichborne: "well, I was going to tell you, I
+called on him again this morning, and found him in his rooms. In fact, I
+almost followed him in after lecture; for I confess I had some little
+curiosity to find out what he was made of."</p>
+
+<p>"And did you find out?"&mdash;"What sort of a fellow is he?" asked half-a-dozen
+voices at once; for, to say the truth, the curiosity which Tichborne had
+just confessed had been pretty generally felt, even among those who
+usually affected a dignified disregard of all matters concerning the
+nature and habits of freshmen.</p>
+
+<p>"I sat with him for about twenty minutes; indeed, I should have staid
+longer, for I rather liked the lad; but he seemed anxious to get rid of
+me. I can't make him out at all, though. I wanted him to come here
+to-night, but he positively would not, though he didn't pretend to have
+any other engagement: he said he never, or seldom, drank wine."</p>
+
+<p>"Not drink wine!" interrupted Savile. "I always said he was some low
+fellow!"</p>
+
+<p>"I have known some low fellows drink their skins full of wine, though;
+especially at other men's expense," said Tichborne, who was evidently not
+pleased with the remark; "and Russell is <i>not</i> a low fellow by any means."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well," replied Savile, whose good-humour was imperturbable&mdash;"if you
+say so, there's an end of it: all I mean to say is, I can't conceive any
+man not drinking wine, unless for the simple reason that he prefers brandy
+and water, and that I <i>do</i> call low. However, you'll excuse my helping
+myself to another glass of this particularly good claret, Tichborne,
+though it <i>is</i> at your expense: indeed, the only use of you
+gentlemen-commoners, that I am aware of, is to give us a taste of the
+senior common-room wine now and then. They do manage to get it good there,
+certainly. I wish they would give out a few dozens as prizes at
+collections; it would do us a great deal more good than a Russia-leather
+book with the college arms on it. I don't know that I shouldn't take to
+reading in that case."</p>
+
+<p>"Drink a dozen of it, old fellow, if you can," said Tichborne. "But really
+I am sorry we couldn't get Russell here this evening; I think he would be
+rather an acquisition, if he could be drawn out. As to his not drinking
+wine, that's a matter of taste; and he is not very likely to corrupt the
+good old principles of the college on that point. But he must please
+himself."</p>
+
+<p>"What does he do with himself?" said one of the party&mdash;"read?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, he didn't <i>talk</i> about reading, as most of our literary freshmen do,
+which might perhaps lead one to suppose he really was something of a
+scholar; still, I doubt if he is what you call a reading man; I know he
+belongs to the Thucydides lecture, and I have never seen him there but
+once."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" said Savile, with a sigh, "that's another privilege of yours I had
+forgotten, which is rather enviable; you can cut lectures when you like,
+without getting a thundering imposition. Where does this man Russell
+live?"</p>
+
+<p>"He has taken those large rooms that Sykes used to have, and fitted up so
+capitally; they were vacant, you remember, the last two terms; I had some
+thought of moving into them myself, but they were confoundedly expensive,
+and I didn't think it worth while. They cost Sykes I don't know how much,
+in painting and papering, and are full of all sorts of couches, and easy
+chairs, and so forth. And this man seems to have got two or three good
+paintings into them; and, altogether, they are now the best rooms in
+college, by far."</p>
+
+<p>"Does he mean to hunt?" asked another.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I fancy not," replied our host: "though he spoke as if he knew
+something about it; but he said he had no horses in Oxford."</p>
+
+<p>"Nor any where else, I'll be bound; he's a precious slow coach, you may
+depend upon it." And with this decisive remark, Mr Russell and his affairs
+were dismissed for the time.</p>
+
+<p>A year passed away, and still, at the end of that time&mdash;(a long time it
+seemed in those days)&mdash;Russell was as much a stranger in college as ever.
+He had begun to be regarded as a rather mysterious person. Hardly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span> two men
+in the college agreed in their estimate of his character. Some said he was
+a natural son&mdash;the acknowledged heir to a large fortune, but too proud to
+mix in society, under the consciousness of a dishonoured birth. But this
+suspicion was indignantly refuted by Murray, as much on behalf of his own
+genealogical accuracy, as for Russell's legitimacy,&mdash;he was undoubtedly
+the true and lawful son and heir of Mr Russell the banker, of &mdash;&mdash; Street.
+Others said he was poor; but his father was reputed to be the most wealthy
+partner in a wealthy firm, and was known to have a considerable estate in
+the west of England. There were not wanting those who said he was
+"eccentric,"&mdash;in the largest sense of the term. Yet his manners and
+conduct, as far as they came within notice, were correct, regular, and
+gentlemanly beyond criticism. There was nothing about him which could
+fairly incur the minor charge of being odd. He dressed well, though very
+plainly; would converse freely enough, upon any subject, with the few men
+who, from sitting at the same table, or attending the same lectures, had
+formed a doubtful sort of acquaintance with him; and always showed great
+good sense, a considerable knowledge of the world, and a courtesy, and at
+the same time perfect dignity of manner, which effectually prevented any
+attempt to penetrate, by jest or direct question, the reserve in which he
+had chosen to inclose himself. All invitations he steadily refused; even
+to the extent of sending an excuse to the dean's and tutors' breakfast
+parties, to their ineffable disgust. Whether he read hard, or not, was
+equally a secret. He was regular in his attendance at chapel, and
+particularly attentive to the service; a fact which by no means tended to
+lower him in men's estimation, though in those days more remarkable than,
+happily, it would be now. At lectures, indeed, he was not equally
+exemplary, either as to attendance or behaviour; he was often absent when
+asked a question, and not always accurate when he replied; and
+occasionally declined translating a passage which came to his turn, on the
+ground of not having read it. Yet his scholarship, if not always strictly
+accurate, had a degree of elegance which betokened both talent and
+reading; and his taste was evidently naturally good, and classical
+literature a subject of interest to him. Altogether, it rather piqued the
+vanity of those who saw most of him, that he would give them no
+opportunity of seeing more; and many affected to sneer at him, as a
+"<i>muff</i>," who would have been exceedingly flattered by his personal
+acquaintance. Only one associate did Charles Russell appear to have in the
+university; and this was a little greenish-haired man in a scholar's gown,
+a perfect contrast to himself in appearance, whose name or college no man
+knew, though some professed to recognise him as a Bible-clerk of one of
+the smallest and most obscure of the halls.</p>
+
+<p>Attempts were made to pump out of his scout some information as to how
+Russell passed his time: for, with the exception of a daily walk,
+sometimes with the companion above mentioned, but much oftener alone, and
+his having been seen once or twice in a skiff on the river, he appeared
+rarely to quit his own rooms. Scouts are usually pretty communicative of
+all they know&mdash;and sometimes a great deal more&mdash;about the affairs of their
+many masters; and they are not inclined in general to hold a very high
+opinion of those among "their gentlemen" who, like Russell, are
+behind-hand in the matter of wine and supper parties&mdash;their own
+perquisites suffering thereby. But Job Allen was a scout of a thousand.
+His honesty and integrity made him quite the "<i>rara avis</i>" of his
+class&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>, a <i>white</i> swan amongst a flock of black ones. Though
+really, since I have left the university, and been condemned to
+house-keeping, and have seen the peculation and perquisite-hunting
+existing pretty nearly in the same proportion amongst ordinary
+servants&mdash;and the higher you go in society the worse it seems to
+be&mdash;without a tittle of the activity and cleverness displayed by a good
+college scout, who provides supper and etceteras for an extemporary party
+of twenty or so at an hour's notice, without starting a difficulty or
+giving vent to a grumble, or neglecting any one of his other multifarious
+duties, (further than <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span>perhaps borrowing for the service of the said
+supper, some hard-reading freshman's whole stock of knives, and leaving
+him to spread his nocturnal bread and butter with his fingers;) since I
+have been led to compare this with the fuss and fidget caused in a
+"well-regulated family" among one's own lazy vagabonds by having an extra
+horse to clean, or by a couple of friends arriving unexpectedly to dinner,
+when they all stare at you as if you were expecting impossibilities, I
+have nearly come to the conclusion that college servants, like hedgehogs,
+are a grossly calumniated race of animals&mdash;wrongfully accused of getting
+their living by picking and stealing, whereas they are in fact rather more
+honest than the average of their neighbours. It is to be hoped that, like
+the hedgehogs, they enjoy a compensation in having too thick skins to be
+over-sensitive. At all events, Job Allen was an honest fellow. He had been
+known to expostulate with some of his more reckless masters upon the
+absurdities of their goings-on; and had more than once had a commons of
+bread flung at his head, when taking the opportunity of symptoms of
+repentance, in an evident disrelish for breakfast, to hint at the slow but
+inevitable approach of "degree-day." Cold chickens from the evening's
+supper-party had made a miraculous reappearance at next morning's lunch or
+breakfast; half-consumed bottles of port seemed, under his auspices, to
+lead charmed lives. No wonder, then, there was very little information
+about the private affairs of Russell to be got out of Job Allen. He had
+but a very poor talent for gossip, and none at all for invention. "Mr
+Russell's a very nice, quiet sort of gentleman, sir, and keeps his-self
+pretty much to his-self." This was Job's account of him; and, to curious
+enquirers, it was provoking both for its meagreness and its truth. "Who's
+his friend in the rusty gown, Job?" "I thinks, sir, his name's Smith." "Is
+Mr Russell going up for a class, Job?" "I can't say indeed, sir." "Does he
+read hard?" "Not over-hard I think, sir." "Does he sit up late, Job?" "Not
+over-late, sir." If there was any thing to tell, it was evident Job would
+neither commit himself nor his master.</p>
+
+<p>Russell's conduct was certainly uncommon. If he had been the son of a poor
+man, dependent for his future livelihood on his own exertions, eking out
+the scanty allowance ill-spared by his friends by the help of a
+scholarship or exhibition, and avoiding society as leading to necessary
+expense, his position would have been understood, and even, in spite of
+the prejudices of youthful extravagance, commended. Or if he had been a
+hard-reading man from choice&mdash;or a stupid man&mdash;or a "saint"&mdash;no one would
+have troubled themselves about him or his proceedings. But Russell was a
+gentleman-commoner, and a man who had evidently seen something of the
+world; a rich man, and apparently by no means of the character fitted for
+a recluse. He had dined once with the principal, and the two or three men
+who had met him there were considerably surprised at the easy gracefulness
+of his manners, and his information upon many points usually beyond the
+range of undergraduates: at his own table, too, he never affected any
+reserve, although, perhaps from a consciousness of having virtually
+declined any intimacy with his companions, he seldom originated any
+conversation. It might have been assumed, indeed, that he despised the
+society into which he was thrown, but that his bearing, so far from being
+haughty or even cold, was occasionally marked by apparent dejection. There
+was also, at times, a breaking out as it were of the natural spirits of
+youth, checked almost abruptly; and once or twice he had betrayed an
+interest in, and a knowledge of, field-sports and ordinary amusements,
+which for the moment made his hearers fancy, as Tichborne said, that he
+was "coming out." But if, as at first often happened, such conversations
+led to a proposal for a gallop with the harriers, or a ride the next
+afternoon, or a match at billiards, or even an invitation to a quiet
+breakfast party&mdash;the refusal, though always courteous&mdash;and sometimes it
+was fancied unwilling&mdash;was always decided. And living day by day within
+reach of that close companionship which similarity of age, pursuits, and
+tastes, strengthened by daily intercourse, was cementing around him,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span>
+Charles Russell, in his twentieth year, in a position to choose his own
+society, and qualified to shine in it, seemed to have deliberately adopted
+the life of a recluse.</p>
+
+<p>There were some, indeed, who accounted for his behaviour on the ground of
+stinginess; and it was an opinion somewhat strengthened by one or two
+trifling facts. When the subscription-list for the College boat was handed
+to him, he put his name down for the minimum of one guinea, though Charley
+White, our secretary, with the happy union of impudence and "soft sawder"
+for which he was remarkable, delicately drew his attention to the fact,
+that no other gentleman-commoner had given less than five. Still it was
+not very intelligible that a man who wished to save his pocket, should
+choose to pay double fees for the privilege of wearing a velvet cap and
+silk gown, and rent the most expensive set of rooms in the college.</p>
+
+<p>It happened that I returned one night somewhat late from a friend's rooms
+out of college, and had the satisfaction to find that my scout, in an
+unusually careful mood, had shut my outer "oak," which had a spring lock,
+of which I never by any chance carried the key. It was too late to send
+for the rascal to open it, and I was just planning the possibility of
+effecting an entrance at the window by means of the porter's ladder, when
+the light in Russell's room caught my eye, and I remembered that, in the
+days of their former occupant, our keys used to correspond, very much to
+our mutual convenience. It was no very great intrusion, even towards one
+in the morning, to ask a man to lend you his door-key, when the
+alternative seemed to be spending the night in the quadrangle: so I walked
+up his staircase, knocked, was admitted, and stated my business with all
+proper apologies. The key was produced most graciously, and down I went
+again&mdash;unluckily two steps at a time. My foot slipped, and one grand
+rattle brought me to the bottom: not head first, but feet first, which
+possibly is not quite so dangerous, but any gentleman who has tried it
+will agree with me that it is sufficiently unpleasant. I was dreadfully
+shaken; and when I tried to get up, found it no easy matter. Russell, I
+suppose, heard the fall, for he was by my side by the time I had collected
+my ideas. I felt as if I had skinned myself at slight intervals all down
+one side; but the worst of it was a sprained ankle. How we got up-stairs
+again I have no recollection; but when a glass of brandy had brought me to
+a little, I found myself in an easy-chair, with my foot on a stool,
+shivering and shaking like a wet puppy. I staid there a fortnight, (not in
+the chair, reader, but in the rooms;) and so it was I became intimately
+acquainted with Charles Russell. His kindness and attention to me were
+excessive; I wished of course to be moved to my own rooms at once, but he
+would not hear of it; and as I found every wriggle and twist which I gave
+quite sufficiently painful, I acceded to my surgeon's advice to remain
+where I was.</p>
+
+<p>It was not a very pleasant mode of introduction for either party. Very few
+men's acquaintance is worth the pains of bumping all the way downstairs
+and spraining an ankle for: and for a gentleman who voluntarily confines
+himself to his own apartment and avoids society, to have another party
+chummed in upon him perforce, day and night, sitting in an armchair, with
+a suppressed groan occasionally, and an abominable smell of hartshorn&mdash;is,
+to say the least of it, not the happiest mode of hinting to him the evils
+of solitude. Whether it was that the one of us, compelled thus against his
+will to play the host, was anxious to show he was no churl by nature, and
+the other, feeling himself necessarily in a great degree an intruder and a
+bore, put forth more zealously any redeeming social qualities he might
+possess; be this as it might, within that fortnight Russell and I became
+sincere friends.</p>
+
+<p>I found him, as I had expected, a most agreeable and gentlemanlike
+companion, clever and well informed, and with a higher and more settled
+tone of principles than is common to his age and position. But strongly
+contrasted with his usually cheerful manner, were sudden intervals of
+abstraction approaching to gloominess.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span> In him, it was evidently not the
+result of caprice, far less of any thing approaching to affectation. I
+watched him closely, partly from interest, partly because I had little
+else to do, and became convinced that there was some latent cause of grief
+or anxiety at work. Once in particular, after the receipt of some letters,
+(they were always opened hurriedly, and apparently with a painful
+interest,) he was so visibly discomposed and depressed in spirits, that I
+ventured to express a hope that they had contained no distressing
+intelligence. Russell seemed embarrassed at having betrayed any unusual
+emotion, and answered in the negative; adding, that "he knew he was
+subject to the blues occasionally"&mdash;and I felt I could say no more. But I
+suppose I did not look convinced; for catching my eyes fixed on him soon
+afterwards, he shook my hand and said, "Something <i>has</i> vexed me&mdash;I cannot
+tell you what; but I won't think about it again now."</p>
+
+<p>One evening, towards the close of my imprisonment, after a long and
+pleasant talk over our usual sober wind-up of a cup of coffee, some recent
+publication, tasteful, but rather expensive, was mentioned, which Russell
+expressed a wish to see. I put the natural question, to a man in his
+position who could appreciate the book, and to whom a few pounds were no
+consideration&mdash;why did he not order it? He coloured slightly, and after a
+moment's hesitation hurriedly replied, "Because I cannot afford it." I
+felt a little awkwardness as to what to say next; for the style of every
+thing round me betrayed a lavish disregard of expense, and yet the remark
+did not at all bear the tone of a jest. Probably Russell understood what
+was passing in my mind; for presently, without looking at me, he went on:
+"Yes, you may well think it a pitiful economy to grudge five guineas for a
+book like that, and indulge one's-self in such pompous mummery as we have
+here;" and he pushed down with his foot a massive and beautiful silver
+coffee-pot, engraved with half-a-dozen quarterings of arms, which, in
+spite of a remonstrance from me, had been blackening before the fire to
+keep its contents warm. "Never mind it," he continued, as I in vain put
+out my hand to save it from falling&mdash;"it won't be damaged; it will fetch
+just as much per ounce; and I really cannot afford to buy an inferior
+article." Russell's behaviour up to this moment had been rational enough,
+but at the moment a suspicion crossed my mind that "eccentricity," as
+applied to his case, might possibly, as in some other cases, be merely an
+euphonism for something worse. However, I picked up the coffee-pot, and
+said nothing. "You must think me very strange, Hawthorne; I quite forgot
+myself at the moment; but if you choose to be trusted with a secret, which
+will be no secret long, I will tell you what will perhaps surprise you
+with regard to my own position, though I really have no right to trouble
+you with my confidences." I disclaimed any wish to assume the right of
+inquiring into private matters, but at the same time expressed, as I
+sincerely felt, an interest in what was evidently a weight on my
+companion's mind. "Well, to say the truth," continued Russell, "I think it
+will be a relief to me to tell you how I stand. I know that I have often
+felt of late that I am acting a daily lie here, to all the men about me;
+passing, doubtless, for a rich man, when in truth, for aught I know, I and
+all my family are beggars at this moment." He stopped, walked to the
+window, and returned. "I am surrounded here by luxuries which have little
+right within a college's walls; I occupy a distinctive position which you
+and others are supposed not to be able to afford. I never can mix with any
+of you, without, as it were, carrying with me every where the
+superscription written&mdash;'This is a rich man.' And yet, with all this
+outward show, I may be a debtor to your charity for my bread to-morrow.
+You are astonished, Hawthorne; of course you are. I am not thus playing
+the hypocrite willingly, believe me. Had I only my own comfort, and my own
+feelings to consult, I would take my name off the college books to-morrow.
+How I bear the life I lead, I scarcely know."</p>
+
+<p>"But tell me," said I, "as you have told me so much, what is the secret of
+all this?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span>"I will; I was going to explain. My only motive for concealment, my only
+reason for even wishing you to keep my counsel, is, because the character
+and prospects of others are concerned. My father, as I dare say you know,
+is pretty well known as the head of the firm of Russell and Smith: he
+passes for a rich man, of course; he <i>was</i> a rich man, I believe, once;
+and I, his only son and heir&mdash;brought up as I was to look upon money as a
+plaything&mdash;I was sent to college of course as a gentleman-commoner. I knew
+nothing, as a lad, of my father's affairs: there were fools enough to tell
+me he was rich, and that I had nothing to do but to spend his money&mdash;and I
+did spend it&mdash;ay, too much of it&mdash;yet not so much, perhaps, as I might.
+Not since I came here, Hawthorne; oh no!&mdash;not since I found out that it
+was neither his nor mine to spend&mdash;I have not been so bad as that, thank
+God. And if ever man could atone, by suffering, for the thoughtlessness
+and extravagance of early days, I have wellnigh paid my penalty in full
+already. I told you, I entered here as a gentleman-commoner; my father
+came down to Oxford with me, chose my rooms, sent down this furniture and
+these paintings from town&mdash;thank Heaven, I knew not what they
+cost&mdash;ordered a couple of hunters and a groom for me&mdash;those I stopped from
+coming down&mdash;and, in fact, made every preparation for me to commence my
+career with credit as to heir-apparent to a large fortune. Some suspicions
+that all was not right had crossed my mind before: certain conversations
+between my father and cold-looking men of business, not meant for my ear,
+and very imperfectly understood&mdash;for it appeared to be my father's object
+to keep me totally ignorant of all the mysteries of banking&mdash;an increasing
+tendency on his part to grumble over petty expenses which implied ready
+payment, with an ostentatious profusion in show and entertainments&mdash;many
+slight circumstances put together had given me a sort of vague alarm at
+times, which I shook off, as often as it recurred, like a disagreeable
+dream. A week after I entered college, a letter from my only sister opened
+my eyes to the truth. What I had feared was a temporary embarrassment&mdash;a
+disagreeable necessity for retrenchment, or, at the worst, a stoppage of
+payment, and a respectable bankruptcy, which would injure no one but the
+creditors. What she spoke of, was absolute ruin, poverty, and, what was
+worse, disgrace. It came upon me very suddenly&mdash;but I bore it. I am not
+going to enter into particulars about family matters to you,
+Hawthorne&mdash;you would not wish it, I know; let me only say, my sister Mary
+is an angel, and my father a weak-minded man&mdash;I will hope, not
+intentionally a dishonest one. But I have learnt enough to know that there
+are embarrassments from which he can never extricate himself with honour,
+and that every month, every week, that he persists in maintaining a
+useless struggle will only add misery to misery in the end. How long it
+may go on no one can say&mdash;but the end must come. My own first impulse was,
+of course, to leave this place at once, and so, at all events, to avoid
+additional expenses: but my father would not hear of it. I went to him,
+told him what I knew, though not how I had heard it, and drew from him a
+sort of confession that he had made some unfortunate speculations. But
+'only let us keep up appearances'&mdash;those were his words&mdash;a little while,
+and all would be right again, he assured me. I made no pretence of
+believing him; but, Hawthorne, when he offered to go on his knees to
+me&mdash;and I his only son&mdash;and promised to retrench in every possible method
+that would not betray his motives, if I would but remain at college to
+take my degree&mdash;'to keep up appearances'&mdash;what could I do?"</p>
+
+<p>"Plainly," said I, "you did right: I do not see that you had any
+alternative. Nor have you any right to throw away your future prospects.
+Your father's unfortunate embarrassments are no disgrace to you."</p>
+
+<p>"So said my sister. I knew her advice must be right, and I consented to
+remain here. <i>You</i> know I lead no life of self-indulgence; and the
+necessary expenses, even as a gentleman-commoner, are less than you would
+suppose, unless you had tried matters as closely as I have."</p>
+
+<p>"And with our talents," said I.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span>"My talents! I am conscious of but one talent at present: the faculty of
+feeling acutely the miserable position into which I have been forced. No,
+if you mean that I am to gain any sort of distinction by hard reading, it
+is simply what I cannot do. Depend upon it, Hawthorne, a man must have a
+mind tolerably at ease to put forth any mental exertion to good purpose.
+If this crash were once over, and I were reduced to my proper level in
+society&mdash;which will, I suppose, be pretty nearly that of a pauper&mdash;<i>then</i>
+I think I could work for my bread either with head or hands: but in this
+wretchedly false position, here I sit bitterly, day after day, with books
+open before me perhaps, but with no heart to read, and no memory but for
+one thing. You know my secret now, Hawthorne, and it has been truly a
+relief to me to unburden my mind to some one here. I am very much alone,
+indeed; and it is not at all my nature to be solitary: if you will come
+and see me sometimes, now that you know all, it will be a real kindness.
+It is no great pleasure, I assure you," he continued, smiling, "to be
+called odd, and selfish, and stingy, by those of one's own age, as I feel
+I must be called; but it is much better than to lead the life I might
+lead&mdash;spending money which is not mine, and accustoming myself to
+luxuries, when I may soon have to depend on charity even for necessaries.
+For my own comfort, it might be better, as I said before, that the crisis
+came at once: still, if I remain here until I am qualified for some
+profession, by which I may one day be able to support my sister&mdash;that is
+the hope I feed on&mdash;why, then, this sort of existence may be endured."</p>
+
+<p>Russell had at least no reason to complain of having disclosed his mind to
+a careless listener. I was moved almost to tears at his story: but,
+stronger than all other feelings, was admiration of his principles and
+character. I felt that some of us had almost done him irreverence in
+venturing to discuss him so lightly as we had often done. How little we
+know the heart of others, and how readily we prate about "seeing through"
+a man, when in truth what we see is but a surface, and the image conveyed
+to our mind from it but the reflection of ourselves!</p>
+
+<p>My intimacy with Russell, so strangely commenced, had thus rapidly and
+unexpectedly taken the character of that close connexion which exists
+between those who have one secret and engrossing interest confined to
+themselves alone. We were now more constantly together, perhaps, than any
+two men in college: and many were the jokes I had to endure in
+consequence. Very few of my old companions had ventured to carry their
+attentions to me, while laid up in Russell's rooms, beyond an occasional
+call at the door to know how I was going on; and when I got back to my old
+quarters, and had refused one or two invitations on the plea of having
+Russell coming to spend a quiet evening with me, their astonishment and
+disgust were expressed pretty unequivocally, and they affected to call us
+the exclusives. However, Russell was a man who, if he made few friends,
+gave no excuse for enemies: and, in time, my intimacy with him, and
+occasional withdrawals from general society in consequence, came to be
+regarded as a pardonable weakness&mdash;unaccountable, but past all help&mdash;a
+subject on which the would-be wisest of my friends shook their heads, and
+said nothing.</p>
+
+<p>I think this new connexion was of advantage to both parties. To myself it
+certainly was. I date the small gleams of good sense and sobermindedness
+which broke in upon my character at that critical period of life, solely
+from my intercourse with Charles Russell. He, on the other hand, had
+suffered greatly from the want of that sympathy and support which the
+strongest mind at times stands as much in need of as the weakest, and
+which in his peculiar position could only be purchased by an unreserved
+confidence. From any premeditated explanation he would have shrunk; nor
+would he ever, as he himself confessed, have made the avowal he did to me,
+except it had escaped him by a momentary impulse. But, having made it, he
+seemed a happier man. His reading, which before had been desultory and
+interrupted, was now taken up in earnest: and idly inclined as I was
+myself, I became,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span> with the pseudo sort of generosity not uncommon at that
+age, so much more anxious for his future success than my own, that, in
+order to encourage him, I used to go to his rooms to read with him, and we
+had many a hard morning's work together.</p>
+
+<p>We were very seldom interrupted by visitors: almost the only one was that
+unknown and unprepossessing friend of Russell's who has been mentioned
+before&mdash;his own contradictory in almost every respect. Very uncouth and
+dirty-looking he was, and stuttered terribly&mdash;rather, it seemed, from
+diffidence than from any natural defect. He showed some surprise on the
+first two or three occasions in which he encountered me, and made an
+immediate attempt to back out of the room again: and though Russell
+invariably recalled him, and showed an evident anxiety to treat him with
+every consideration, he never appeared at his ease for a moment, and made
+his escape as soon as possible. Russell always fixed a time for seeing him
+again&mdash;usually the next day: and there was evidently some object in these
+interviews, into which, as it was no concern of mine, I never enquired
+particularly, as I had already been intrusted with a confidence rather
+unusual as the result of a few weeks' acquaintance; and on the subject of
+his friend&mdash;"poor Smith," as he called him&mdash;Russell did not seem disposed
+to be communicative.</p>
+
+<p>Time wore on, and brought round the Christmas vacation. I thought it due
+to myself, as all young men do, to get up to town for a week or two if
+possible; and being lucky enough to have an old aunt occupying a very dark
+house much too large for her, and who, being rather a prosy personage, a
+little deaf, and very opinionated, and therefore not a special object of
+attraction to her relations, (her property was merely a life-interest,)
+was very glad to get any one to come and see her&mdash;I determined to pay a
+visit, in which the score of obligations would be pretty equally balanced
+on both sides. On the one hand, the t&ecirc;te-&agrave;-t&ecirc;te dinners with the old lady,
+and her constant catechising about Oxford, were a decided bore to me;
+while it required some forbearance on her part to endure an inmate who
+constantly rushed into the drawing-room without wiping his boots, who had
+no taste for old china, and against whom the dear dog Petto had an
+unaccountable but decided antipathy. (Poor dog! I fear he was ungrateful:
+I used to devil spunge biscuit, internally, for him after dinner, kept a
+snuff-box more for his use than my own, and prolonged his life, I feel
+confident, at least twelve months from apoplexy, by pulling hairs out of
+his tail with a tweezer whenever he went to sleep.) On the other hand, my
+aunt had good wine, and I used to praise it; which was agreeable to both
+parties. She got me pleasant invitations, and was enabled herself to make
+her appearance in society with a live nephew in her suite, who in her eyes
+(I confess, reader, old aunts are partial) was a very eligible young man.
+So my visit, on the whole, was mutually agreeable and advantageous. I had
+my mornings to myself, gratifying the dowager occasionally by a drive with
+her in the afternoon; and we had sufficient engagements for our evenings
+to make each other's sole society rather an unusual infliction. It is
+astonishing how much such an arrangement tends to keep people the best
+friends in the world.</p>
+
+<p>I had attended my respectable relation one evening (or rather she had
+attended me, for I believe she went more for my sake than her own) to a
+large evening party, which was a ball in every thing but the name. Nearly
+all in the rooms were strangers to me; but I had plenty of introductions,
+and the night wore on pleasantly enough. I saw a dozen pretty faces I had
+never seen before, and was scarcely likely to see again&mdash;the proportion of
+ugly ones I forbear to mention&mdash;and was prepared to bear the meeting and
+the parting with equal philosophy, when the sight of a very familiar face
+brought different scenes to my mind. Standing within half-a-dozen steps of
+me, and in close conversation with a lady, of whom I could see little
+besides a cluster of dark curls, was Ormiston, one of our college tutors,
+and one of the most universally popular men in Oxford. It would be wrong
+to say I was surprised to see him there or any where else, for his roll of
+acquaintance was most extensive, embracing all ranks and degrees; but I
+was very glad to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span> see him, and made an almost involuntary dart forward in
+his direction. He saw me, smiled, and put out his hand, but did not seem
+inclined to enter into any conversation. I was turning away, when a sudden
+movement gave me a full view of the face of the lady to whom he had been
+talking. It was a countenance of that pale, clear, intellectual beauty,
+with a shade of sadness about the mouth, which one so seldom sees but in a
+picture, but which, when seen, haunts the imagination and the memory
+rather than excites passionate admiration. The eyes met mine, and, quite
+by accident, for the thoughts were evidently pre-occupied, retained for
+some moments the same fixed gaze with which I almost as unconsciously was
+regarding them. There was something in the features which seemed not
+altogether unknown to me; and I was beginning to speculate on the
+possibility of any small heroine of my boyish admiration having shot up
+into such sweet womanhood&mdash;such changes soon occur&mdash;when the eyes became
+conscious, and the head was rapidly turned away. I lost her a moment
+afterwards in the crowd, and although I watched the whole of the time we
+remained, with an interest that amused myself, I could not see her again.
+She must have left the party early.</p>
+
+<p>So strong became the impression on my mind that it was a face I had known
+before, and so fruitless and tantalizing were my efforts to give it "a
+local habitation and a name"&mdash;that I determined at last to question my
+aunt upon the subject, though quite aware of the imputation that would
+follow. The worst of it was, I had so few tangible marks and tokens by
+which to identify my interesting unknown. However, at breakfast next
+morning, I opened ground at once, in answer to my hostess's remark that
+the rooms had been very full.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, they were: I wanted very much, my dear aunt, to have asked you the
+names of all the people; but you really were so much engaged, I had no
+opportunity."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! if you had come and sat by me, I could have told you all about them;
+but there were some very odd people there, too."</p>
+
+<p>"There was one rather interesting-looking girl I did not see dancing
+much&mdash;tallish, with pearl earrings."</p>
+
+<p>"Where was she sitting? how was she dressed?"</p>
+
+<p>I had only seen her standing&mdash;I never noticed&mdash;I hardly think I could have
+seen&mdash;even the colour of her dress.</p>
+
+<p>"Not know how she was dressed? My dear Frank, how strange!"</p>
+
+<p>"All young ladies dress alike now, aunt; there's really not much
+distinction: they seemed all black and white to me."</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly the balls don't look half so gay as they used to do: a little
+colour gives cheerfulness, I think." (The good old lady herself had worn
+crimson satin and a suite of chrysolites&mdash;if her theory were correct, she
+was enough to have spread a glow over the whole company.) "But let me
+see;&mdash;tall, with pearls, you say; dark hair and eyes?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"You must mean Lucy Fielding."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense, my dear Ma'am&mdash;I beg a thousand pardons; but I was introduced
+to Miss Fielding, and danced with her&mdash;she squints."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Frank, don't say such a thing!&mdash;she will have half the
+Strathinnis property when she comes of age. But let me see again. Had she
+a white rose in her hair?"</p>
+
+<p>"She had, I think; or something like it."</p>
+
+<p>"It might have been Lord Dunham's youngest daughter, who is just come
+out&mdash;she was there for an hour or so."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no, aunt: I know her by sight too&mdash;a pale gawky thing, with an arm
+and hand like a prize-fighter's&mdash;oh no!"</p>
+
+<p>"Upon my word, my dear nephew, you young men give yourselves abominable
+airs: call her a very fine young woman, and I've no doubt she will marry
+well, though she hasn't much fortune. Was it Miss Cassilis, then?&mdash;white
+tulle over satin, looped with roses, with gold sprigs"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"And freckles to match: why, she's as old as"&mdash;&mdash;; I felt myself on
+dangerous ground, and filled up the hiatus, I fear not very happily, by
+looking full at my aunt.</p>
+
+<p>"Not so very old, indeed, my dear: she refused a very good offer last
+season: she cannot possibly be above"&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! spare the particulars, pray,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span> my dear Ma'am; but you could not have
+seen the girl I mean: I don't think she staid after supper: I looked every
+where for her to ask who she was, but she must have been gone."</p>
+
+<p>"Really! I wish I could help you," said my aunt with a very insinuating
+smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," said I, "what made me anxious to know who she was at the time, was
+simply that I saw her talking to an old friend of mine, whom you know
+something of, I believe; did you not meet Mr Ormiston somewhere last
+winter?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Ormiston! oh, I saw him there last night! and now I know who you mean;
+it must have been Mary Russell, of course; she did wear pearls, and plain
+white muslin."</p>
+
+<p>"Russell! what Russells are they?"</p>
+
+<p>"Russell the banker's daughter; I suppose nobody knows how many thousands
+she'll have; but she is a very odd girl. Mr Ormiston is rather committed
+in that quarter, I fancy. Ah, he's a very gentlemanly man, certainly, and
+an old friend of the family; but that match would never do. Why, he must
+be ten years older than she is, in the first place, and hasn't a penny
+that I know of except his fellowship. No, no; she refused Sir John Maynard
+last winter, with a clear twelve thousand a-year; and angry enough her
+papa was about that, every body says, though he never contradicts her; but
+she never will venture upon such a silly thing as a match with Mr
+Ormiston."</p>
+
+<p>"Won't she?" said I mechanically, not having had time to collect my
+thoughts exactly.</p>
+
+<p>"To be sure she won't," replied my aunt rather sharply. It certainly
+struck me that Mary Russell, from what her brother had told me, was a
+person very likely to show some little disregard of any conventional
+notions of what was, or what was not desirable in the matter of matrimony;
+but at the same time I inclined to agree with my aunt, that it was not
+very probable she would become Mrs Ormiston; indeed, I doubted any very
+serious intentions on his part. Fellows of colleges are usually somewhat
+lavish of admiration and attentions; but, as many young ladies know, very
+difficult to bring to book. Ormiston was certainly not a man to be
+influenced by the fortune which the banker's daughter might reasonably be
+credited with; if any thing made the matter seem serious, it was that his
+opinion of the sex in general&mdash;as thrown out in an occasional hint or
+sarcasm&mdash;seemed to border on a supercilious contempt.</p>
+
+<p>I did not meet Miss Russell again during my short stay in town; but two or
+three days after this conversation, in turning the corner of the street, I
+came suddenly upon Ormiston. I used to flatter myself with being rather a
+favourite of his&mdash;not from any conscious merit on my part, unless that,
+during the year of his deanship, when summoned before him for any small
+atrocities, and called to account for them, I never took up his time or my
+own by any of the usual somewhat questionable excuses, but awaited my
+fate, whether "imposition" or reprimand, in silence; a plan which, with
+him, answered very well, and saved occasionally some straining of
+conscience on one side, and credulity on the other. I tried it with his
+successor, who decided that I was contumacious, because, the first time I
+was absent from chapel, in reply to his interrogations I answered nothing,
+and upon his persevering, told him that I had been at a very late
+supper-party the night before. I think, then, I was rather a favourite of
+Ormiston's. To say that he was a favourite of mine would be saying very
+little; for there could have been scarcely a man in college, of any degree
+of respectability, who would not have been ready to say the same. No man
+had a higher regard for the due maintenance of discipline, or his own
+dignity, and the reputation of the college; yet nowhere among the seniors
+could the undergraduate find a more judicious or a kinder friend. He had
+the art of mixing with them occasionally with all the unreservedness of an
+equal, without for a moment endangering the respect due to his position.
+There was no man you could ask a favour of&mdash;even if it infringed a little
+upon the strictness of college regulations&mdash;so readily as Ormiston; and no
+one appeared to retain more thoroughly some of his boyish tastes and
+recollections. He subscribed his five guineas to the boat, even after a
+majority of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span> fellows had induced our good old Principal, whose annual
+appearance at the river-side to cheer her at the races had seemed almost a
+part of his office, to promulgate a decree to the purport that boat-racing
+was immoral, and that no man engaged therein should find favour in the
+sight of the authorities. Yet, at the same time, Ormiston could give grave
+advice when needed; and give it in such a manner, that the most
+thoughtless among us received it as from a friend. And whenever he did
+administer a few words of pointed rebuke&mdash;and he did not spare it when any
+really discreditable conduct came under his notice&mdash;they fell the more
+heavily upon the delinquent, because the public sympathy was sure to be on
+the side of the judge. The art of governing young men is a difficult one,
+no doubt; but it is surprising that so few take any pains to acquire it.
+There were very few Ormistons, in my time, in the high places in Oxford.</p>
+
+<p>On that morning, however, Ormiston met me with evident embarrassment, if
+not with coolness. He started when he first saw me, and, had there been a
+chance of doing so with decency, looked as if he would have pretended not
+to recognise me. But we were too near for that, and our eyes met at once.
+I was really very glad to see him, and not at all inclined to be content
+with the short "How d'ye do?" so unlike his usual cordial greetings, with
+which he was endeavouring to hurry on; and there was a little curiosity
+afloat among my other feelings. So I fairly stopped him with a few of the
+usual inquiries, as to how long he had been in town, &amp;c., and then plunged
+at once into the affair of the ball at which we had last met. He
+interrupted me at once.</p>
+
+<p>"By the way," said he, "have you heard of poor Russell's business?"</p>
+
+<p>I actually shuddered, for I scarcely knew what was to follow. As
+composedly as I could, I simply said, "No."</p>
+
+<p>"His father is ruined, they say&mdash;absolutely ruined. I suppose <i>that</i> is no
+secret by this time, at all events. He cannot possibly pay even a shilling
+in the pound."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm very sorry indeed to hear it," was all I could say.</p>
+
+<p>"But do you know, Hawthorne," continued Ormiston, taking my arm with
+something like his old manner, and no longer showing any anxiety to cut
+short our interview, "I am afraid this is not the worst of it. There is a
+report in the city this morning, I was told, that Mr Russell's character
+is implicated by some rather unbusinesslike transactions. I believe you
+are a friend of poor Russell's, and for that reason I mention it to you in
+confidence. He may not be aware of it; but the rumour is, that his father
+<i>dare</i> not show himself again here: that he has left England I know to be
+a fact."</p>
+
+<p>"And his daughter? Miss Russell?" I asked involuntarily&mdash;"his children, I
+mean&mdash;where are they?"</p>
+
+<p>I thought Ormiston's colour heightened; but he was not a man to show much
+visible emotion. "Charles Russell and his sister are still in London," he
+replied; "I have just seen them. They know their father has left for the
+Continent; I hope they do <i>not</i> know all the reasons. I am very sincerely
+sorry for young Russell; it will be a heavy blow to him, and I fear he
+will find his circumstances bitterly changed. Of course he will have to
+leave Oxford."</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose so," said I; "no one can feel more for him than I do. It was
+well, perhaps, that this did not happen in term time."</p>
+
+<p>"It spared him some mortification, certainly. You will see him, perhaps,
+before you leave town; he will take it kind. And if you have any influence
+with him&mdash;(he will be inclined to listen, perhaps just now, to you more
+than to me&mdash;being more of his own age, he will give you credit for
+entering into his feelings)&mdash;do try and dissuade him from forming any wild
+schemes, to which he seems rather inclined. He has some kind friends, no
+doubt; and remember, if there is any thing in which I can be of use to
+him, he shall have my aid&mdash;even to the half of my kingdom&mdash;that is, my
+tutorship."</p>
+
+<p>And with a smile and tone which seemed a mixture of jest and earnest, Mr
+Ormiston wished me good-morning. He was to leave for Oxford that night.</p>
+
+<p>Of Russell's address in town I was up to this moment ignorant, but
+resolved to find it out, and see him<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span> before my return to the University.
+The next morning, however, a note arrived from him, containing a simple
+request that I would call. I found him at the place from which he
+wrote&mdash;one of those dull quiet streets that lead out of the Strand&mdash;in
+very humble lodgings; his father's private establishment having been given
+up, it appeared, immediately. The moment we met, I saw at once, as I
+expected, that the blow which, to Ormiston, had naturally seemed so
+terrible a one&mdash;no less than the loss, to a young man, of the wealth,
+rank, and prospects in life to which he had been taught to look
+forward&mdash;had been, in fact, to Russell a merciful relief. The failure of
+that long-celebrated and trusted house, which was causing in the public
+mind, according to the papers, so much "consternation" and "excitement,"
+was to him a consummation long foreseen, and scarcely dreaded. It was only
+the shadow of wealth and happiness which he had lost now; its substance
+had vanished long since. And the conscious hollowness and hypocrisy, as he
+called it, of his late position, had been a far more bitter trial to a
+mind like his, than any which could result from its exposure. He was one
+to hail with joy any change which brought him back to truth and reality,
+no matter how rude and sudden the revulsion.</p>
+
+<p>He met me with a smile; a really honest, almost a light-hearted smile. "It
+is come at last, Hawthorne; perhaps it would be wrong, or I feel as if I
+could say, thank God. There is but one point which touches me at all; what
+do they say about my father?" I told him&mdash;fortunately, my acquaintance
+lying but little among men of business, I could tell him so honestly&mdash;that
+I had not heard a syllable breathed to his discredit.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well; but they will, soon. Oh! Hawthorne; the utter misery, the
+curse that money-making brings with it! That joining house to house, and
+field to field, how it corrupts all the better part of a man's nature! I
+vow to you, I believe my father would have been an honest man if he had
+but been a poor one! If he had never had any thing to do with interest
+tables, and had but spent his capital, instead of trying to double and
+redouble it! One thing I have to thank him for; that he never would suffer
+me to imbibe any taste for business; he knew the evil and the pollution
+money-handling brings with it&mdash;I am sure he did; he encouraged me, I fear,
+in extravagance; but I bless him that he never encouraged me in
+covetousness."</p>
+
+<p>He grew a little calmer by degrees, and we sat down and took counsel as to
+his future plans. He was not, of course, without friends, and had already
+had many offers of assistance for himself and his sister; but his heart
+appeared, for the present, firmly bent upon independence. Much to my
+surprise, he decided on returning at once to Oxford, and reading for his
+degree. His sister had some little property settled upon her&mdash;some hundred
+and fifty pounds a-year; and this she had insisted on devoting to this
+purpose.</p>
+
+<p>"I love her too well," said Russell, "to refuse her: and trifling as this
+sum is,&mdash;I remember the time when I should have thought it little to keep
+me in gloves and handkerchiefs,&mdash;yet, with management, it will be more
+than I shall spend in Oxford. Of course, I play the gentleman-commoner no
+longer; I shall descend to the plain stuff gown."</p>
+
+<p>"You'll go to a hall, of course?" said I; for I concluded he would at
+least avoid the mortification of so palpable a confession of reduced
+circumstances as this degradation of rank in his old College would be.</p>
+
+<p>"I can see no occasion for it; that is, if they will allow me to change; I
+have done nothing to be ashamed of, and shall be much happier than I was
+before. I only strike my false colours; and you know they were never
+carried willingly."</p>
+
+<p>I did not attempt to dissuade him, and soon after rose to take my leave.</p>
+
+<p>"I cannot ask my sister to see you now," he said, as we shook hands: "she
+is not equal to it. But some other time, I hope"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"At any other time, I shall be most proud of the introduction. By the way,
+have you seen Ormiston? He met me this morning, and sent some kind
+messages, to offer any service in his power."</p>
+
+<p>"He did, did he?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>"Yes; and, depend upon it, he will do all he can for you in college; you
+don't know him very well, I think; but I am sure he takes an interest in
+you now, at all events," I continued, "and no man is a more sincere and
+zealous friend."</p>
+
+<p>"I beg your pardon, Hawthorne, but I fancy I <i>do</i> know Mr Ormiston very
+well."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! I remember, there seemed some coolness between you, because you never
+would accept his invitations. Ormiston thought you were too proud to dine
+with him; and then <i>his</i> pride, which he has his share of, took fire. But
+that misunderstanding must be all over now."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Hawthorne, I believe Mr Ormiston and I understand each other
+perfectly. Good-morning; I am sorry to seem abrupt, but I have a host of
+things, not the most agreeable, to attend to."</p>
+
+<p>It seemed quite evident that there was some little prejudice on Russell's
+part against Ormiston. Possibly he did not like his attentions to his
+sister. But that was no business of mine, and I knew the other too well to
+doubt his earnest wish to aid and encourage a man of Russell's high
+principles, and in his unfortunate position. None of us always know our
+best friends.</p>
+
+<p>The step which Russell had resolved on taking was, of course, an unusual
+one. Even the college authorities strongly advised him to remove his name
+to the books of one of the halls, where he would enter comparatively as a
+stranger, and where his altered position would not entail so many painful
+feelings. Every facility was offered him of doing so at one of them where
+a relative of our Principal's was the head, and even a saving in expense
+might thus be effected. But this evident kindness and consideration on
+their part, only confirmed him in the resolution of remaining where he
+was. He met their representations with the graceful reply, that he had an
+attachment to the college which did not depend upon the rank he held in
+it, and that he trusted he should not be turned out of two homes at once.
+Even the heart of the splenetic little vice-principal was moved by this
+genuine tribute to the venerable walls, which to him, as his mistress's
+girdle to the poet, encircled all he loved, or hoped, or cared for; and
+had the date been some century earlier&mdash;in those remarkable times when a
+certain fellow was said to have owed his election into that body to a
+wondrous knack he had at compounding sherry-posset&mdash;it is probable Charles
+Russell would have stepped into a fellowship by special license at once.</p>
+
+<p>He had harder work before him, however, and he set stoutly to it. He got
+permission to lodge out of college&mdash;a privilege quite unusual, and
+apparently without any sufficient object in his case. A day or two after
+his return, he begged me to go with him to see the rooms he had taken: and
+I was surprised to find that although small, and not in a good part of the
+town, they were furnished in a style by no means, I thought, in accordance
+with the strict economy I knew him to be practising in every other
+respect. They contained, on a small scale, all the appointments of a
+lady's drawing-room. It was soon explained. His sister was coming to live
+with him. "We are but two, now," said Russell in explanation, "and though
+poor Mary has been offered what might have been a comfortable home
+elsewhere, which perhaps would have been more prudent, we both thought why
+should we be separated? As to these little things you see, they are nearly
+all hers: we offered them to the creditors, but even the lawyers would not
+touch them: and here Mary and I shall live. Very strange, you think, for
+her to be here in Oxford with no one to take care of her but me; but she
+does not mind that, and we shall be together. However, Hawthorne, we shall
+keep a dragon: there is an old housekeeper who would not be turned off,
+and she comes down with Mary, and may pass for her aunt, if that's all; so
+don't, pray, be shocked at us."</p>
+
+<p>And so the old housekeeper did come down, and Mary with her; and under
+such guardianship, a brother and an old servant, was that fair girl
+installed within the perilous precincts of the University of Oxford;
+perilous in more senses than one, as many a speculative and disappointed
+mamma can testify, whose daughters, brought<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span> to market at the annual
+"show" at commemoration, have left uncaught those dons of dignity, and
+heirs-apparent of property, whom they ought to have caught, and caught
+those well-dressed and good-looking, but undesirable young men, whom they
+ought not to have caught. Mary Russell, however, was in little peril
+herself, and, as little as she could help it, an occasion of peril to
+others. Seldom did she move out from her humble abode, except for an early
+morning walk with her brother, or sometimes leaning on the arm of her old
+domestic, so plainly dressed that you might have mistaken her for her
+daughter, and wondered how those intensely expressive features, and
+queen-like graces, should have been bestowed by nature on one so humble.
+Many a thoughtful student, pacing slowly the parks or Christchurch meadow
+after early chapel, book in hand, cheating himself into the vain idea that
+he was taking a healthful walk, and roused by the flutter of approaching
+female dress, and unwillingly looking up to avoid the possible and
+unwelcome collision with a smirking nurse-maid and an unresisting
+baby&mdash;has met those eyes, and spoilt his reading for the morning; or has
+paused in the running tour of Headington hill, or Magdalen walk, by which
+he was endeavouring to cram his whole allotted animal exercise for the day
+into an hour, as that sweet vision crossed his path, and wondered in his
+heart by what happy tie of relationship, or still dearer claim, his
+fellow-undergraduate had secured to himself so lovely a companion; and has
+tried in vain, over his solitary breakfast, to rid himself of the
+heterodox notion which would still creep in upon his thoughts, that in the
+world there might be, after all, things better worth living and working
+for, prizes more valuable&mdash;and perhaps not harder to win&mdash;than a first
+class, and living personations of the beautiful which Aristotle had
+unaccountably left out. Forgive me, dear reader, if I seem to be somewhat
+sentimental: I am not, and I honestly believe I never was, in love with
+Mary Russell; I am not&mdash;I fear I never was or shall be&mdash;much of a reading
+man or an early riser; but I will confess, it would have been a great
+inducement to me to adopt such habits, if I could have ensured such
+pleasant company in my morning walks.</p>
+
+<p>To the general world of Oxford, for a long time, I have no doubt the very
+existence of such a jewel within it was unknown; for at the hours when
+liberated tutors and idle undergraduates are wont to walk abroad, Mary was
+sitting, hid within a little ambush of geraniums, either busy at her work,
+or helping&mdash;as she loved to fancy she helped him&mdash;her brother at his
+studies. Few men, I believe, ever worked harder than Russell did in his
+last year. With the exception of the occasional early walk, and the
+necessary attendance at chapel and lecture, he read hard nearly the whole
+day; and I always attributed the fact of his being able to do so with
+comparatively little effort, and no injury to his health, to his having
+such a sweet face always present, to turn his eyes upon, when wearied with
+a page of Greek, and such a kind voice always ready to speak or to be
+silent.</p>
+
+<p>It was not for want of access to any other society that Mary Russell spent
+her time so constantly with her brother. The Principal, with his usual
+kindheartedness, had insisted&mdash;a thing he seldom did&mdash;upon his lady making
+her acquaintance; and though Mrs Meredith, who plumed herself much upon
+her dignity, had made some show of resistance at first to calling upon a
+young lady who was living in lodgings by herself in one of the most
+out-of-the-way streets in Oxford, yet, after her first interview with Miss
+Russell, so much did her sweetness of manner win upon Mrs Principal's
+fancy&mdash;or perhaps it will be doing that lady but justice to say, so much
+did her more than orphan unprotectedness and changed fortunes soften the
+woman's heart that beat beneath that formidable exterior of silk and
+ceremony, that before the first ten minutes of what had been intended as a
+very condescending and very formal call, were over, she had been offered a
+seat in Mrs Meredith's official pew in St Mary's; the pattern of a
+mysterious bag, which that good lady carried every where about with her,
+it was believed for no other purpose; and an airing the next day behind
+the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span> fat old greys, which their affectionate coachman&mdash;in commemoration of
+his master's having purchased them at the time he held that
+dignity&mdash;always called by the name of the "Vice-Chancellors." Possibly an
+absurd incident, which Mary related with great glee to her brother and
+myself, had helped to thaw the ice in which "our governess" usually
+encased herself. When the little girl belonging to the lodgings opened the
+door to these dignified visitors, upon being informed that Miss Russell
+was at home, the Principal gave the name simply as "Dr and Mrs Meredith:"
+which, not appearing to his more pompous half at all calculated to convey
+a due impression of the honour conveyed by the visit, she corrected him,
+and in a tone quite audible&mdash;as indeed every word of the conversation had
+been&mdash;up the half-dozen steep stairs which led to the little drawing-room,
+gave out "the Master of &mdash;&mdash; and lady, if you please." The word "master"
+was quite within the comprehension of the little domestic, and dropping an
+additional courtesy of respect to an office which reminded her of her
+catechism and the Sunday school, she selected the appropriate feminine
+from her own vocabulary, and threw open the door with "the master and
+mistress of &mdash;&mdash; if you please, Miss." Dr Meredith laughed, as he entered,
+so heartily, that even Mary could not help smiling, and the "mistress,"
+seeing the odds against her, smiled too. An acquaintance begun in such
+good humour, could hardly assume a very formal character; and, in fact,
+had Mary Russell not resolutely declined all society, Mrs Meredith would
+have felt rather a pleasure in patronising her. But both her straitened
+means and the painful circumstances of her position&mdash;her father already
+spoken of almost as a criminal&mdash;led her to court strict retirement; while
+she clung with redoubled affection to her brother. He, on his part, seemed
+to have improved in health and spirits since his change of fortunes; the
+apparent haughtiness and coldness with which many had charged him before,
+had quite vanished; he showed no embarrassment, far less any consciousness
+of degradation, in his conversation with any of his old messmates at the
+gentlemen-commoners' table; and though his communication with the college
+was but comparatively slight, nearly all his time being spent in his
+lodgings, he was becoming quite a popular character.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, a change of a different kind seemed to be coming over Ormiston.
+It was remarked, even by those not much given to observation, that his
+lectures, which were once considered endurable, even by idle men, from his
+happy talent of remark and illustration, were fast becoming as dull and
+uninteresting as the common run of all such business. Moreover, he had
+been in the habit of giving, occasionally, capital dinners, invitations to
+which were sent out frequently and widely among the young men of his own
+college: these ceased almost entirely; or, when they occurred, had but the
+shadow of their former joyousness. Even some of the fellows were known to
+have remarked that Ormiston was much altered lately; some said he was
+engaged to be married, a misfortune which would account for any imaginable
+eccentricities; but one of the best of the college livings falling vacant
+about the time, and, on its refusal by the two senior fellows, coming
+within Ormiston's acceptance, and being passed by him, tended very much to
+do away with any suspicion of that kind.</p>
+
+<p>Between him and Russell there was an evident coolness, though noticed by
+few men but myself; yet Ormiston always spoke most kindly of him, while on
+Russell's part there seemed to be a feeling almost approaching to
+bitterness, ill concealed, whenever Ormiston became the subject of
+conversation. I pressed him once or twice upon the subject, but he always
+affected to misunderstand me, or laughed off any sarcastic remark he might
+have made, as meaning nothing; so that at last the name was seldom
+mentioned between us, and almost the only point on which we differed
+seemed to be our estimation of Ormiston.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE ROMANTIC DRAMA.</h2>
+
+<p>Macaulay says, that the object of the drama is the painting of the human
+heart; and, as that is portrayed by the events of a whole life, he
+concludes that it is by poets representing in a short space a long series
+of actions, that the end of dramatic composition is most likely to be
+attained. "The mixture," says he, "of tragedy and comedy, and the length
+and extent of the action, which the French consider as defects, is the
+chief cause of the excellence of our older dramatists. The former is
+necessary to render the drama a just representation of the world, in which
+the laughers and the weepers are perpetually jostling each other, in which
+every event has its serious and ludicrous side. The latter enables us to
+form an intimate acquaintance with characters, with which we could not
+possibly become familiar during the few hours to which the unities
+restrict the poet. In this respect the works of Shakspeare in particular
+are miracles of art. In a piece which may be read aloud in three hours, we
+see a character gradually unfold all its recesses to us. We see it change
+with the change of circumstances. The petulant youth rises into the
+politic and warlike sovereign. The profuse and courteous philanthropist
+sours at length into a hater and scorner of his kind. The tyrant is
+altered by the chastening of affliction into a pensive moralist. The
+veteran general, distinguished by coolness, sagacity, and self-command,
+sinks under a conflict between love strong as death, and jealousy cruel as
+the grave. The brave and loyal subject passes step by step to the excesses
+of human depravity. We trace his progress step by step, from the first
+dawnings of unlawful ambition, to the cynical melancholy of his impenitent
+remorse. Yet in these pieces there are no unnatural transitions. Nothing
+is omitted; nothing is crowded. Great as are the changes, narrow as is the
+compass within which they are exhibited, they shock us as little as the
+gradual alterations of those familiar faces which we see every evening and
+morning. The magical skill of the poet resembles that of the dervise in
+the <i>Spectator</i>, who condensed all the events of seven years into the
+single moment during which the king held his head under water."<small><a name="f4.1" id="f4.1" href="#f4">[4]</a></small></p>
+
+<p>In this admirable passage, the principle on which the Romantic Drama
+rests, is clearly and manfully stated; and it is on the possibility of
+effecting the object which is here so well described, that the whole
+question between it and the Greek unities depends. As we have decidedly
+embraced the opposite opinion, and regard, after much consideration, the
+adherence to the variety and license of the romantic drama as the main
+cause of the present degraded condition of our national theatre, we have
+prefaced our observations with a defence of the romantic drama by one of
+its ablest advocates, and shall now state the reasons which appear to us
+conclusive in favour of a very different view.</p>
+
+<p>The drama is part of the great effort of mankind for the representation of
+human character, passion, and event. Other sister arts&mdash;History, the
+Historical Romance, the Epic poem&mdash;also aim in some degree, by different
+methods, at the same object; and it is by considering their different
+principles, and necessary limitations, that the real rules of the drama
+will best be understood.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">History</span>, as all the world knows, embraces the widest range of human
+events. Confined to no time, restricted to no locality, it professes, in a
+comparatively short space, to portray the most extensive and important of
+human transactions. Centuries, even thousands of years, are sometimes, by
+its greatest masters,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span> embraced within its mighty arms. The majestic
+series of Roman victories may occupy the genius of one writer: the fifteen
+centuries of its decline and fall be spanned by the powers of another. The
+vast annals of Mahommetan conquest, the long sway of the Papal dominion,
+present yet untrodden fields to future historical effort.<small><a name="f5.1" id="f5.1" href="#f5">[5]</a></small> But it is
+this very greatness and magnitude of his subject which presents the chief
+difficulty with which the historian has to contend. With the exception of
+a very few instances, such lengthened annals are necessarily occupied by a
+vast variety of characters, actions, states, and events, having little or
+no connexion with each other, scarce any common object of union, and no
+thread by which the interest of the reader is to be kept up throughout.
+Hence it is that works of history are so generally complained of as dull:
+that, though they are more numerous than any other class of literary
+compositions, the numbers of those generally read is so extremely small.
+Enter any public library, you will see hundreds of historical works
+reposing in respectable dignity on the shelves. How many of them are
+generally studied, or have taken hold by common consent on the minds of
+men? Not ten. Romance numbers its readers by hundreds, Poetry by fifties,
+where History can with difficulty muster one. This amazing difference is
+not owing to any deficiency of ability turned to the subject, or interest
+in the materials of which it is formed. It can never be supposed that men
+will be indifferent to the annals of their own fame, or that the
+groundwork of all human invention&mdash;real event&mdash;can be wanting in the means
+of moving the heart. It is the extraordinary difficulty of this branch of
+composition, owing to its magnitude and complication, which is the sole
+cause of the difference.</p>
+
+<p>The <span class="smcap">Historical Romance</span> is founded on history, but it differs from it in
+the most essential particulars, and is relieved from the principal
+difficulties with which the annalist of actual occurrences has to contend.
+It selects a particular period out of past time, and introduces the
+characters and events most remarkable for their interest, or the deep
+impress they have left on the minds of men. This is an immense advantage;
+for it relieves the writer from the great difficulty with which the
+general historian has to contend, and which, in ninety-nine cases out of
+an hundred, proves fatal to his success. Unity in the midst of confusion
+is given to his subject. Room is afforded for graphic painting, space for
+forcible delineations of character. It becomes possible to awaken interest
+by following out the steps of individual adventure. Though the name of
+historical romance is not to be found in antiquity, the thing itself was
+far from being unknown. Its most charming Histories are little other than
+Historical Romance; at least, they possess its charm, because they exhibit
+its unity. The <i>Cyrop&aelig;dia</i> of Xenophon, the <i>Lives</i> of Plutarch, many of
+the heart-stirring <i>Legends</i> of Livy, of the profound <i>Sketches</i> of the
+Emperors in Tacitus, are in truth historical romances under the name of
+histories or biography. The lives of eminent men owe their chief charm to
+the unity of the subject, and the possibility of strongly exciting the
+feelings, by strictly adhering to the delineation of individual
+achievement. So great is the weight of the load&mdash;crushing to the
+historian&mdash;which is thus taken from the biographer or writer of historical
+romance, that second-rate genius can effect triumphs in that department,
+to which the very highest mind alone is equal in general historical
+composition. No one would think of comparing the intellect of Plutarch
+with that of Tacitus; but, nevertheless, the <i>Lives</i> of the former will
+always prove more generally attractive than the annals of the latter.
+Boswell's mind was immeasurably inferior to that of Hume; but for one
+reader of his <i>History of England</i>, will be found ten of the <i>Life of
+Johnson</i>. Sir Walter Scott's <i>Life of Napoleon</i> proves that he was not
+altogether qualified to take a place among<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span> the great English historians;
+but, to the end of the world, Richard C&oelig;ur-de-Lion, Queen Mary, and
+Elizabeth, will stand forth from his canvass more clearly than either from
+the rhetoric of Hume, or the eloquence of Robertson.</p>
+
+<p>The <span class="smcap">Epic Poem</span> confines within still narrower limits the narration of human
+events. As it borrows the language and is clothed with the colours of
+poetry, so it is capable of rousing the feelings more powerfully than
+either biography or romance, and, when crowned with success, attains a
+fame, and takes a hold of the hearts of men, to which nothing in prose
+composition can be compared. Elevation of thought, fervour of language,
+powerful delineation of character, are its essential qualities. But all
+these would prove unavailing if the one thing needful, <i>unity of subject</i>,
+were awanting. It is that which is its essential quality, for that alone
+lets in all the others. All the great Epic Poems which have appeared in
+the world are not only devoted to one interest, but are generally
+restricted in point of space and time within limits not materially wider
+than those of the Greek drama. The <i>Iliad</i> not only relates exclusively
+the latter stages of the siege of Troy, but the whole period of its action
+is forty-eight days&mdash;of its absorbing interest, (the time from the
+storming of the Greek lines by Hector to his death by the heaven-defended
+Achilles,) thirty-six hours. The <i>Paradise Lost</i> adheres strictly to unity
+both of subject and time: the previous battles of the angels is the
+subject of narrative by the angel Raphael; but the time that elapses from
+the convocation of the devils in Pandemonium to the expulsion of Adam and
+Eve from paradise is only three days. The <i>Jerusalem Delivered</i> has the
+one absorbing interest arising from the efforts of the Christians for the
+deliverance of the Holy Sepulchre; and its time is limited to a few weeks.
+Virgil was so enamoured of his great predecessor that he endeavoured to
+imitate, in one poem, both his great works. The <i>&AElig;neid</i> is an <i>Iliad</i> and
+<i>Odyssey</i> in one. But every one must feel that it is on the episode with
+Dido that the interest of the poem really rests; and that all the magic of
+his exquisite pencil can scarcely sustain the interest after the pious
+&AElig;neas has taken his departure from the shores of Carthage. The <i>Lusiad</i> of
+Camoens, necessarily, from its subject, embraced wider limits; but the one
+interest of the poem is as single and sustained as that of the discovery
+of the new world by Columbus. If any of these writers had professed in
+rhyme to give a history of a wider or more protracted subject, the
+interest would have been so much diffused as to be lost. The confusion of
+ideas and incidents so painfully felt by all the readers of <i>Orlando
+Furioso</i>, and which the boundless fancy of Ariosto was unable to prevent,
+proves that epic poetry has its limits, and that they are narrower than
+either history or romance.</p>
+
+<p>What epic poetry is to romance or biography, <span class="smcap">the Drama</span> is to epic poetry.
+As the former selects from the romance of history its most interesting and
+momentous events, and makes them the subject of brilliant description, of
+impassioned rhetoric, so the latter chooses from the former its most
+heart-stirring episodes, and brings them in actual dialogue and
+representation before the mind of the spectator. Immense is the effect of
+this concentration&mdash;still more marvellous that of the personation with
+which it is attended. Imagination assumes the actual form of beings;
+conception is realised. The airy visions of the past are clothed in flesh
+and blood. The marvels of acting, scenery, and stage effect, come to add
+to the pathos of incident, to multiply tenfold the charms of poetry. It is
+impossible to conceive intellectual enjoyment carried beyond the point it
+attained, when the magic of Shakspeare's thought and language was enhanced
+by the power of Siddons or Kemble's acting, or is personified by the
+witchery of Helen Faucit's conceptions. But for the full effect of this
+combination, it is indispensable that the principles of dramatic
+composition be duly observed, and the stage kept within its due limits,
+more contracted in point of time and place than either romance or epic
+poetry. Within those bounds it is omnipotent, and produces an impression
+to which, while it lasts, none of the sister arts<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span> can pretend. Beyond
+them it never fails to break down, and not only ceases to interest, but
+often becomes to the last degree wearisome and exhausting. It is not
+difficult to see to what this general failure of the drama, when it
+outstrips its proper bounds, is owing. It arises from the impossibility of
+awakening interest without attending to unity of emotion; of keeping alive
+attention without continuity of incident; of making the story intelligible
+without simplicity of action.</p>
+
+<p>Dramatic authors, actors, and actresses, how gifted soever in other
+respects, are the worst possible judges on this subject. They are so
+familiar with the story, from having composed the piece themselves, or
+made it the subject of frequent repetition or rehearsal, that they can
+form no conception of the difficulty which nine tenths of the audience, to
+whom the piece is entirely strange, experience in understanding the plot,
+or acquiring any interest in the incidents or development of the piece. It
+may safely be affirmed, that a vast majority of the spectators of the
+dramas now habitually represented, with the exception of a few of
+Shakspeare's, which have become as household words on the English stage,
+never understand any thing of the story till the end of the third act, and
+are only beginning to take an interest in the piece when the curtain
+falls. Dramatic authors and performers would do well to ponder on this
+observation; they may rely upon it that it furnishes the key to the
+present degraded state of the English drama.</p>
+
+<p>It is not obtuseness on the part of the audience which occasions this. So
+complicated is the story, so lengthened the succession of events, in most
+of our modern theatrical pieces, that the most acute understanding,
+fortified by the most extensive practice, requiring alertness of
+intellect, will long be at fault in comprehending them. We have seen many
+a barrister famed for cross-examination unable to comprehend, till the
+piece was half over, the drift of Sheridan Knowles's dramas. Is it
+surprising, when this is the case, that the vast majority of the audience
+complain of weariness during the representation, and that the managers of
+theatres, sensible of this difficulty, are fain to eke out the proper
+interest of the drama by the meretricious aids of scenery, and dancing,
+and decorations?</p>
+
+<p>What is constantly complained of by all classes at the theatre is, that it
+is so tiresome; that the back is broken by sitting without a support; that
+they cannot comprehend the story; that they do not understand what it is
+all about; and that the performance is infinitely too long. This last
+observation is, undoubtedly, frequently well founded: no where is the
+truth of old Hesiod's maxim, that a half is often greater than the whole,
+more frequently exemplified than in dramatic representations. But still
+the fact of the complaint being so universally made, and equally by all
+classes, is very remarkable, and pregnant with instruction, as to the
+limits of the drama and the causes of the decline of its popularity so
+painfully conspicuous in the British empire. No one complains of his back
+being broken for want of support at a trial for murder; on the contrary,
+all classes, and <i>especially the lowest</i>, will sit at such heart-stirring
+scenes, without feeling fatigue, for ten, twelve, sometimes eighteen hours
+consecutively. Nor can it be affirmed that this is because the interest is
+real; that the life of a human being is at stake. Every day's experience
+proves that fiction, when properly managed, is more interesting than
+reality. The vast multitude of novels which yearly issue from the press,
+the eagerness with which they are sought after by all classes, the
+extraordinary extent of their circulation, sufficiently prove this. No one
+complains that the best romances of Sir Walter Scott or Bulwer are too
+long; on the contrary, they are generally felt to be too short; and those
+who are loudest in their declamations against the intolerable fatigue of
+the theatre, will sit for days together with their feet at the fire,
+devouring even an indifferent novel.</p>
+
+<p>The general complaint now made in Great Britain against the tedium of
+theatrical representations was unknown in other ages and countries. The
+passion of the Greeks for their national theatre is well known, and the
+matchless perfection of their great<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span> dramatists proves to what a degree it
+is capable of rousing the human mind. The French, prior to the Revolution,
+were passionately fond of the drama, which was then entirely founded on
+the Greek model. The decline complained of in the Parisian theatre has
+been contemporary with the introduction of the Romantic school. In Italy,
+it is, with the opera, the chief, almost the sole public amusement. There
+is not a city with forty thousand inhabitants in the classic peninsula
+that has not a theatre and opera, superior to any thing to be met with in
+the British islands out of London. The theatre is in high favour in
+Germany and Russia. Complaints, indeed, are frequently made, that the
+drama is declining on the Continent, and the present state of the lesser
+Parisian theatres certainly affords no indication that, in departing from
+the old land-marks and bringing romance on the stage, they have either
+preserved its purity or extended its influence. But the decline of the
+theatre is far greater and more remarkable in England than in any of the
+continental states. It has, indeed, gone so far as to induce a serious
+apprehension among many well-informed persons, that it will cease to
+exist, and the country of Shakspeare and Garrick, of Kemble and Siddons,
+be left altogether without a theatre at which the legitimate drama is
+represented. Such a result in a country overflowing, in its great cities
+and metropolis at least, with riches, and with a population passionately
+desirous of every species of enjoyment, is very remarkable, and deserving
+of the most serious consideration. It may well make us pause in our
+career, and consider whether the course we have been pursuing has, or has
+not, been likely to lead to perfection and success in this noble and
+important branch of composition.</p>
+
+<p>We have stated what are the limits of the drama, and what part is assigned
+to it in the general effort of the human mind to portray events, or paint
+the human heart. Macaulay has explained, in the passage already quoted,
+what the Romantic drama proposes to do, and the reason why, in his
+estimation, it is more likely to attain its end than the more closely
+fettered theatre of the Greeks. The whole question comes to be, which of
+the two systems is best adapted to attain the undoubted end of all
+dramatic composition, the painting of the human heart? If he is right in
+the views he has so well expressed, it is very singular how it has
+happened, that in a country which, for the last three centuries, has
+constantly adhered to these ideas, and worked out the Romantic drama with
+extraordinary zeal and vigour, dramatic representations should have been
+constantly declining, so as at length to be threatened with total
+extinction. This becomes the more remarkable, when it is recollected, that
+in other countries, inferior in wealth, genius, and energy to Great
+Britain, but where the old system had been adhered to, it continued to
+flourish in undiminished vigour, and that decay in them has uniformly been
+coexistent with the entry on the stage of Romantic representation. Racine,
+Corneille, Voltaire in France, and Metastasio and Alfieri in Italy,
+Schiller and Goethe in Germany, have nobly upheld the legitimate drama in
+their respective countries. Still more extraordinary is it, if these views
+be the correct ones, that while, by the marvels of one heaven-born genius,
+the Romantic drama was in the days of Queen Elizabeth raised to the very
+highest perfection in this country, it has since continually languished,
+and cannot from his day number one name destined for immortality among its
+votaries.</p>
+
+<p>It is said in answer to this obvious objection to the Romantic drama,
+founded on its fate in all the countries where it has been established,
+that it shares in this respect only in the common destiny of mankind in
+creating works of imagination; that the period of great and original
+conception is the first only&mdash;that Homer was succeeded by Virgil, &AElig;schylus
+by Euripides, Dante by Tasso, Shakspeare by Pope, and that the age of
+genius in all countries is followed by that of criticism.<small><a name="f6.1" id="f6.1" href="#f6">[6]</a></small> There can be
+no doubt that this<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span> observation is in many respects well founded; but it
+affords no solution of the causes of the present degraded condition of our
+national drama, nor does it explain the course it has taken in this
+country. We have made a progress, but it has not been from originality to
+taste, but from genius to folly. The age of &AElig;schylus has not with us been
+succeeded by that of Sophocles and Euripides, but by that of melodrama and
+<i>spectacle</i>. We have not advanced from the wildness of conception to the
+graces of criticism, but from the rudeness of some barbaric imagination,
+to the cravings of corrupted fancy. The age of Garrick has been with us
+succeeded, not by that of Roscius, but by that of Cerito; the melodrama of
+the <i>Crusaders</i>, the dancing of Carlotta Grisi, have banished tragedy from
+the boards trod by Kemble and Siddons. The modern dramas which have been
+published, and in part appeared on the stage, have in no respect been
+distinguished by more legitimate taste, or a stricter adherence to rule,
+than those of Ford and Massinger, of Beaumont and Fletcher, of Jonson and
+Shakspeare. They have discarded, indeed, the indecency which forms so
+serious a blot on our older dramatists, but, in other respects, they have
+faithfully followed out their principles. The drama still, as in earlier
+days, professes to exhibit in a few hours a representation of the
+principal events of a lifetime. Time and place are set at nought, as they
+were by the bard of Avon, and not unfrequently the last act opens at the
+distance of years, or hundreds of miles from the first. We need only
+mention two of the ablest and most popular of our modern dramas&mdash;<i>The Lady
+of Lyons</i>, by Bulwer, and the best of Sheridan Knowles' theatrical pieces,
+for a confirmation of these observations. But no one will pretend that the
+dramatic works of these writers, excellent in many respects as they are,
+can be set off against the master-pieces of the Greek or French drama
+which succeeded the days of &AElig;schylus and Corneille.</p>
+
+<p>Again it is said, and very commonly too, as an explanation of the
+extraordinary failure of dramatic genius since the days of Queen Elizabeth
+in this country, that originality and greatness can be reached only once
+in the lifetime of a nation; that we have had our Shakspeare as Greece had
+its Homer, and that we should be content; and that it is the necessary
+effect of superlative excellence in the outset, to extinguish rivalry and
+induce mediocrity in the end. The observation is plausible, and it has
+been so frequently made, that it has passed with many into a sort of
+axiom. But when tried by the only test of truth in human affairs&mdash;that of
+experience&mdash;it entirely fails. Past history affords no countenance to the
+idea, that early greatness extinguishes subsequent emulation, or that
+superlative genius in one department is fatal to subsequent perfection in
+it. On the contrary, it creates it. It is by the collision of one great
+mind with another, that the greatest achievements of the human mind have
+been effected&mdash;often the chain continues from one age and nation to
+another; but it is never snapped asunder.</p>
+
+<p>These considerations are fitted to cast a serious doubt on the question,
+how far the true principles of the drama are those which have been
+embraced by the English school, and may lead us to consider whether the
+acknowledged inferiority of our tragic writers, since the time of
+Shakspeare, is not in reality to be ascribed to his transcendent genius
+having led them astray from the true principles of the art. It will be
+considered in the sequel, to what cause <i>his</i> acknowledged success has
+been owing, and whether his finest dramas, those which chiefly retain
+their popularity, are not in reality constructed on the Grecian model.
+But, in the mean time, let it be considered what in reality the drama can
+do, and what limits are imposed upon it, not by the arbitrary rules of
+critics, but by the lasting nature of things.</p>
+
+<p>The drama is restricted by the well known limits of human patience to a
+representation of three hours. Experience has every where proved that the
+greatest genius, both in the poet and performer, cannot keep alive
+interest, or avert weariness, beyond that period. The spectators sit still
+in their places the whole time. Whatever changes of scene, or external
+objects<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span> to look at are introduced, the audience itself is motionless. It
+is to persons thus situated, and within this time, that theatrical
+representations are addressed. They expect, and with reason, to be amused
+and interested in comedy, moved and melted in tragedy. It is for this they
+go to the theatre, for this they pay their money. Writers and actors are
+equally aware that this is the case. Then what course do the Greek and the
+Romantic school respectively follow to attain this object?</p>
+
+<p>Both in some respects follow the same course, or rather both make use, for
+the main part, of the same materials. It is universally acknowledged, that
+it is essential to the success of the drama, in all its branches, that the
+plot be interesting, the characters forcible, the ideas natural, the
+attention constantly kept up. In tragedy, by far its noblest department,
+it is indispensable, in addition, that the feelings should be vehemently
+excited in the spectators, and the human heart laid bare, by the most
+violent passions, in the characters on the stage. Aristotle expressly
+says, that it is the delineation of passions which is the object of
+tragedy. In order to achieve this object, all are agreed, that some
+permanent characters must be selected, generally from those known to
+history, to whom striking and tragic events have occurred; and it is in
+the delineation of the passions which those events excite, and the
+interest they awaken in the breast of the spectators, that the art of the
+writer consists. So far both parties are agreed; but they differ widely in
+the methods which they respectively take to attain this object.</p>
+
+<p>The Romantic dramatist, overstepping the bounds of time and place,
+professes in three hours to portray the principal events of years&mdash;it may
+be of a whole lifetime. He selects the prominent events of his hero's or
+heroine's career, the salient angles, as it were, of human existence, and
+brings them forward in different scenes of his brief representation. Years
+often intervene between the commencement of his piece and its termination;
+the spectator is transported hundreds, it may be thousands of miles by a
+mere mechanical sleight of hand in the scene-shifter, or between the acts.
+The drama constructed on these principles does not represent a short
+period, into which the crisis, as it were, of a whole lifetime is
+concentrated, but it gives sketches of the whole life itself, from the
+commencement of its eventful period to its termination. The poet chooses
+the most exciting scenes out of the three volumes of the historical novel,
+and brings these scenes on the stage in a few hours. As the drama,
+constructed on this principle, professes to portray the changes of real
+life, so it admits, it is thought, of that intermixture of the serious and
+the comic, which the actual world exhibits; and willingly transports the
+spectator from the most highly wrought scenes of passion, the deepest
+accents of woe, to the burlesque of extravagant characters, or the picture
+of vulgar life. This is deemed admissible, because it is natural; and
+certainly no one can have gone from the drawing-room, or the library, to
+the stage-coach or the steam-boat, without seeing that it exhibits at
+least a true picture of the varied phantasmagoria which existence
+presents.</p>
+
+<p>The Greek dramatists, and their successors in modern Europe, proceed upon
+an entirely different principle. Having made their selection of the
+characters and the events on which their piece is to be constructed, they
+pitch upon that period in their progress in which matters were brought to
+a crisis, and, for good or for evil, their destiny was accomplished.
+Having done this, they portray the minutest incidents of that brief period
+with the utmost care, and exert all their strength on the graphic painting
+on which every artist knows the awakening of interest is almost entirely
+dependent. The previous history of the principal personages is described
+in dialogue at the commencement of the piece, so as to make the spectators
+aware both of the great lives of the characters which are brought before
+them, and of the antecedent events which had brought matters to their
+present crisis. Having carried them to this point, the crisis itself is
+portrayed at full length, and with all the power and pathos of which the
+artist is capable. The poet does not pretend to narrate the campaign from
+its commencement to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span> its termination: he begins his piece with the
+commencement of the last battle, and exerts all his strength on painting
+the decisive charge. He does not give the voyage from its commencement to
+its termination, with its long periods of monotonous weariness; he
+confines himself to the brief and terrible scene of the ship-wreck. As the
+crisis and catastrophe of life is thus alone represented, and every thing
+depends on the interest excited by its development, so nothing is admitted
+which can disturb the unity of the emotion, or interrupt the flow of the
+sympathy which it is the great object of the piece from first to last to
+awaken.</p>
+
+<p>If it were <i>possible</i> to create the same interest, or delineate character
+and passion as completely, by brief and consequently imperfect sketches of
+a whole lifetime, as it is by a minute and glowing representation of its
+most eventful period, much might be advanced with justice in favour of the
+Romantic school of the drama. Our objection is, that this is impossible;
+and that the failure of the English theatre, since the time of Shakspeare,
+is entirely to be ascribed to this impossibility. And the impossibility is
+owing to the length of time which it requires, by narrative or
+representation, to kindle that warm and glowing image, or awaken those
+ardent feelings in the mind of another, upon which the emotion of taste
+and the success of all the Fine Arts depend.</p>
+
+<p>In the arts which address themselves to the <i>eye</i>, and through it to the
+heart, it is possible to produce a very strong impression almost
+instantaneously. A beautiful woman has only to be seen to be admired; a
+charming landscape bursts upon the sight with immediate and almost magical
+force. The impression produced by the finest objects in Europe,&mdash;the sun
+setting on the Jungfrawhorn, the interior of St Peter's, the fall of
+Schaffhausen, the view on the Acropolis of Athens, Constantinople from the
+Seraglio point, the Bay of Naples, for example,&mdash;is such, that though seen
+<i>only</i> for a few minutes, it may almost be said seconds, an impression is
+made, a picture is painted, on the mind's retina, which can never be
+effaced. Painting, as it imitates external nature, so it shares in the
+rapidity and, in the hands of great masters, durability of its
+impressions. Sculpture and architecture have the same advantage. Yet even
+in these arts, the productions of which require only to be seen to be
+admired, it is well known that the impression, strong as it is at first,
+is, with all persons of a cultivated mind, greatly increased by repeated
+inspections. The common observation, that a fine painting or statue grows
+upon you the oftener you see it, and that "Time but the impression deeper
+wears," sufficiently proves that it is not at once, even in those arts
+which speak at once to the eye, that the soul of the artist is transferred
+to that of the spectator.</p>
+
+<p>But the case is entirely different with those arts&mdash;such as history,
+romance, epic poetry, or the drama&mdash;which do not at once produce a visible
+object to the mind, but give descriptions or dialogues by which the reader
+or spectator is required to form a <i>mental</i> object or awaken a mental
+interest of his own creation, though from the materials furnished, and
+under the guidance of the genius of the artist. It is not instantaneously
+that this can be done: on the contrary, it is by very slow degrees and
+many successive efforts that the inward picture is created in the mind,
+the absorbing interest awakened in the heart, which gives the pleasure or
+rouses the sympathy which is the object of the writer to communicate. A
+very little reflection will be sufficient to show that this observation is
+well founded, in all the arts of narrative or description. And nothing, we
+apprehend, can be clearer than that the Romantic Drama has failed because
+it professes, within limits and by means which render the attempt
+hopeless, to excite this interest.</p>
+
+<p>Notwithstanding the well-known and proverbial dulness of history, there
+are many historical works which do succeed in awakening a durable and
+sometimes absorbing interest in the mind of the reader. Probably few works
+professedly addressed to the imagination have awakened in many breasts so
+deep and lasting an interest as the narrative of Livy, the biography of
+Tacitus, the pictured<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span> page of Gibbon. Such works are almost always
+complained of as dull at first: but the interest gradually waxes warmer as
+the narrative proceeds; the feelings become roused on one side, or in
+favour of one hero or another, in the great drama of the world; and not
+unfrequently in the end the most attractive works of imagination are laid
+aside for the annals of real events. But how is it that this interest is
+awakened? By the study of months, sometimes of years: by an interest
+produced by the reading of a whole winter by the fireside. Let any man
+try, in a narrative of <i>long</i> continued historical events, to excite a
+deep interest in a space which can be read <i>in three hours</i>, and the
+powers of Tacitus or Gibbon would at once fail in the attempt. It is quite
+possible in that brief period to awaken the deepest interest in a single
+or closely connected series of events, as a battle, a siege, a revolt, a
+ship-wreck: but wholly impossible to do so with incidents scattered over a
+long course of years.</p>
+
+<p>The interest so generally felt in epic poetry and romance is excited in
+the same way, though in a much shorter period. As the colours of these
+species of composition are more brilliant, the feelings more chastened,
+the events more select, the characters more prominent, the catastrophe
+more rapidly brought about, than in real life, so the artist has the
+means, in a much shorter period, of awakening the interest upon the growth
+of which the success of his work is chiefly dependent. But nevertheless,
+even there, it is by comparatively slow degrees, and by reading for a very
+considerable period, that the interest is created. It is wholly impossible
+to produce it, or make the story or the characters intelligible, in a few
+hours. Every scholar recollects the delight with which his mind grew, as
+it were, under the fire of Homer's conceptions, his taste matured under
+the charm of Virgil's feelings: but no one will pretend that the intense
+delight he felt could be awakened, if he had read extracts from their most
+brilliant passages in a few hours; this pleasure was the feast, this
+interest the growth, of weeks and months. No reader of Tasso, Milton, or
+Klopstock, for the first time, would think he could acquire an interest in
+the <i>Jerusalem Delivered</i>, the <i>Paradise Lost</i>, or the <i>Messiah</i>, between
+tea and supper. Many of their finest passages might be read in that brief
+space, and their beauty <i>as pieces of poetry</i> fully appreciated; but it
+would be wholly impossible in so short a time to awaken an interest in the
+whole story, or the fate of the principal characters.&mdash;Nevertheless it
+would be quite possible, in that period to excite the deepest sympathy
+with some of their most striking events or episodes <i>taken singly</i>; as the
+parting of Hector and Andromache, or the death of the Trojan hero, in the
+<i>Iliad</i>; the love of Dido for &AElig;neas, or the catastrophe of Nisus and
+Euryalus, in the <i>&AElig;neid</i>; the death of Clorinda, or the flight of Erminia,
+in the <i>Jerusalem Delivered</i>. The reason is, that it is possible in a
+short space to point a single catastrophe with such force and minuteness
+as to excite the warmest sympathy, but wholly impossible to effect that
+object within such limits, with a long series of consecutive events.</p>
+
+<p>Again, look at the historical romance or the common novel. No one needs to
+be told how deep and universal is the interest which the masterpieces in
+that department awaken. Whatever may be said to the decline of the public
+taste for the drama, most certainly there is no symptom of any abatement
+in the general interest awakened by works of fiction; but that interest is
+of comparatively slow growth. It would be impossible to produce it in a
+few hours. It is excited by the reading of three evenings by the fireside.
+No one would deem it possible to awaken the interest, or make the
+characters intelligible, in three hours.</p>
+
+<p>It is true that to the aid of six or eight chapters culled out of three
+volumes, the Romantic dramatist brings the auxiliaries of acting, scenery,
+and stage effect; but that adds little to the power of exciting deep
+sympathy or powerful emotion. Such feelings cannot be awakened without
+minute painting, and continuity of action, and they are excluded by the
+very nature of the Romantic drama. That species of composition proposes to
+give a picture of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span> principal events of a long period, as the
+peristrephic panorama does of the chief scenes of a great space, as the
+whole course of the Rhine or the Danube. Every one knows how inferior the
+interest it excites is to those in which the whole skill of the artist and
+outlay of the proprietor have been exerted on a single picture, as the
+original round one of Barker and Burford. The art of panoramic painting
+has signally receded, since the moving panorama has been substituted for
+the fixed one. A series of galloping lithographic sketches of Italy,
+however highly coloured or skilfully drawn, will never paint that lovely
+peninsula like a single sunset of Claude in the bay of Naples. Claude
+himself could not do so in his varied sketches, graphic and masterly as
+they are. The Romantic drama is the <i>Liber Veritatis</i>; the Greek drama is
+the finished Claude in the Doria Palace, or the National Gallery. Few
+persons will hesitate to say which excites the strongest admiration, which
+they would rather possess.</p>
+
+<p>Performers on the stage are very naturally led to form an erroneous
+opinion on this subject. Many of the most captivating qualities they
+possess are seen at once. Physical beauty, elegance of manner, a noble
+air, a majestic carriage, a lovely figure, a bewitching smile, produce
+their effect instantaneously. No one needs to be told how quickly and
+powerfully they speak to the heart, how warmly they kindle the
+imagination. But that admiration is <i>personal</i> to the artist; it does not
+extend to the piece, nor can it overcome its imperfections. It gives
+pleasure often of the very highest kind; but it is a pleasure very
+different from the true interest of dramatic representation, and cannot be
+relied on to sustain the interest of an audience for a long period. It is
+where these powers of the performer are exerted on a drama constructed on
+its true principles, that the full delight of the theatre is felt. No
+talents in the performer can sustain a faulty piece. We cannot sit three
+hours merely to admire the most beautiful and gifted actress that ever
+trod the boards. Mental sympathy, the rousing of the feelings, is
+required, and that is mainly the work of the poet.</p>
+
+<p>We are the more confirmed in the opinion that these are the true
+principles of dramatic composition, from observing how generally they are
+applicable to the historical novel; how clearly they are illustrated by
+the decided verdict of public opinion pronounced on the works of the most
+popular writers in that species of composition. The two novels of Sir
+Walter Scott that are most admired, are <i>Ivanhoe</i> and <i>The Bride of
+Lammermoor</i>. Well, these romances have the interest concentrated within
+the narrowest limits. <i>The Bride of Lammermoor</i> is a Greek drama in prose.
+It has its simplicity of story, unity of emotion, and terrible concluding
+catastrophe. <i>Lucia di Lammermoor</i>, performed with signal success in every
+opera of Europe, is a proof how easily it was dramatised. It is the <i>only
+one</i> of Sir Walter's novels that, out of Scotland, where local feelings
+warp the judgment, has been durably successful on the stage. The principal
+events in <i>Ivanhoe</i> are contracted within three days; the characters which
+interest are only two or three in number. Look at Cooper. The great secret
+of his success is the minuteness and fidelity of his painting, and the
+graphic power with which heart-stirring events occurring within a very
+short period are painted. In the most admired of all his novels, <i>The
+Deerslayer</i>, the whole scene is laid on the borders of a single lake, and
+the interest arises from the adventures of two girls on its watery bosom.
+Events in <i>The Pathfinder</i>, <i>The Last of the Mohicans</i>, and <i>The Prairie</i>,
+are nearly as concentrated in point of time and characters, though, as the
+story depends in each on the adventures of a party on a journey, a
+considerable transference of place is of course introduced. <i>The Promessi
+Sposi</i> of Manzoni has acquired a European reputation, and every reader of
+it knows how entirely its interest is dependent on the unity of interest
+and extraordinary fidelity and skill with which, within narrow limits, the
+characters, events, and still life, are portrayed. It is the same in
+history.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span> The success of Alison's <i>History of Europe</i> has been mainly
+owing to the fortunate unity of the subject, and the dramatic character of
+the events which, within the space of twenty years, were thus crowded into
+the theatre of human affairs.</p>
+
+<p>In those romances again, and they are many, in which great latitude in the
+unities has been taken, it is very rarely that the skill of the artist has
+succeeded in preventing a painful break in the interest, or cessation in
+the sympathy, where any considerable transposition of place or overleaping
+of time occurs. It is very frequent in James's novels to see this done;
+but we believe he never yet had a reader in whom it did not excite a
+feeling of regret. When a chapter begins&mdash;"We must now transport the
+reader to a distant part of the country"&mdash;or "Many years after the events
+detailed in the last chapter had occurred, two persons met in an hostelry
+on the side of a forest," &amp;c., we may rely upon it that, not only is the
+scene changed, but the interest, for the time at least, is lost. The
+pictures formed in the mind, the interest awakened in the events, the
+admiration felt for the characters, are alike at an end. The chain of
+sympathy is broken with the rupture of the continuity of events. The
+reader's mind sets out as it were on a new track, in which the sails must
+be spread, and the oars worked afresh. Everything must be done over again;
+fresh pictures conjured up in the mind, new interests awakened in the
+breast from the last starting-point. But it is seldom that such new
+interests can supply the want of those which have been lost, or that,
+where such a system is adopted, even a sustained sympathy can be
+maintained throughout. We do not say that the first love is exclusive of
+any other; but only that the interest is not to be transferred from one to
+the other, until a considerable time has elapsed, and no small pains have
+been taken. Several such dislocations of place, or violations of time,
+will prove fatal to a novel, though written with the utmost ability, and
+managed in other respects with the most consummate skill. Every reader of
+Mr James's romances, which in many respects possess high merits, must be
+sensible of the truth of this observation; and all the richness of
+colouring, and fidelity in drawing, in Sir L. Bulwer's splendid historical
+romance of <i>Rienzi</i>, cannot take away the painful impression produced by
+the long interval which elapses between the commencement of the story,
+where the characters first appear, its middle, where the real interest is
+developed, and its termination, where the catastrophe occurs.</p>
+
+<p>In the historical romance, however, such diffusion of the events over a
+long period, though extremely difficult to be managed in consistence with
+the preservation of interest in the story, is adverse to no principle;
+because it is the very object of that species of mingled truth and fiction
+to narrate a lengthened course of events as they affected the history of
+individual men; and the only unity to which the author is restricted by
+the principles of his art is the unity of interest. But the curious thing
+is, that in the Romantic drama this difficulty is voluntarily undertaken
+when no necessity exists for its introduction; nay, when the principles of
+the art, as evinced in the works of its greatest masters, forbid its
+adoption. What would the historian give to be able to dwell only on the
+brilliant episodes of his period&mdash;to be permitted to throw aside the long
+intervening years of monotony or prose, and dwell only on those where the
+poetry of existence is brought forth? On what scenes does the romance
+writer dwell with transport&mdash;where does he paint with force and minuteness
+but in those incidents, generally few and far between in his volumes,
+which form the fit subject of dramatic composition? The stage alone is
+relieved from the necessity of portraying the prosaic adjunct to poetic
+interest; the dramatist only is permitted to select the decisive
+crisis&mdash;the burning incident of life&mdash;and present it with all the
+additions of poetry, music, scenery, and personation. Strange that, when
+thus relieved of the fetters which so grievously restrain the other
+species of human narrative, he should voluntarily choose to wear them;
+that when at liberty to soar on the eagle's wing, he should gratuitously
+assume the camel's load.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span>In truth, the adoption of the Romantic style in theatrical composition,
+and the tenacity with which, despite centuries of failure, it is still
+adhered to by dramatic poets, is mainly to be ascribed to a secret sense
+of inability to work up the simpler old drama of Greece with the requisite
+force and effect. Men distrust their own powers in awaking a continued
+interest for hours from one incident, or the portraying of a single
+catastrophe. They are fain to borrow the adventitious aid to be derived,
+as they think, from frequent changes of time and place. They rail at the
+drama of Athens, as many modern artists do at the paintings of Claude
+Lorraine, because they feel themselves unable to imitate them. They crowd
+their canvass with objects, from a secret sense of inability to finish any
+one with perfect force and fidelity. In that way they flatter themselves
+that the defects of their composition will be less strongly felt, and the
+audience will experience something like the enjoyment of foreign
+travelling without any great trouble on the part of their conductor, on
+the brilliant succession of pictures which is presented to their
+intellectual vision. They forget only one thing, but it generally proves
+fatal to their whole undertaking. Foreign travelling is delightful; but it
+is only so when sufficient time is allowed to see the objects properly,
+and take in the impression. Without this, it is little more than a
+grievous fatigue, relieved by one or two splendid but fleeting pictures
+painted on the mind. The drama being limited to a three hours'
+representation, must portray the events of years, if it attempts it, at
+railway speed. Thence it is, that no greater pleasure is in general felt
+from its representations than from seeing the tops of villages or the
+steeples of churches fleeting past when travelling fifty miles an hour on
+the Great Western. If we would really enjoy nature, we must stop short and
+sketch one of them, and then we shall feel pleasure indeed.</p>
+
+<p>It is a most grievous but unavoidable consequence of this original
+departure, as we deem it, from right principle in dramatic composition,
+that it leads by a natural and almost unavoidable transition to all the
+extravagances and meritricious aids, the presence of which has so long
+been felt as the chief disgrace of the British stage. As long as the
+unities of time and place are adhered to, the poet has no resource but in
+the forces of character, the pathos of incident, the beauty of language.
+If he does not succeed in these he is lost. But the moment that he feels
+himself at liberty to change the scene or time at pleasure, there is no
+end to the assistance which he will seek to derive from such adventitious
+support, how foreign soever to the real interest and true principles of
+his art. Frequent changes of scene, gorgeous pictures of buildings or
+scenery, brilliant exhibitions of stage effect, processions, battles,
+storming of castles, the clang of trumpets, the clashing of swords, the
+discharge of fire-arms, are all resorted to in order to save the trouble
+of thought, or conceal mediocrity of conception. It may be that such
+exhibitions are very attractive, that they draw full houses of children,
+or of men and women with the minds of children&mdash;no small portion of the
+human race. But no one will assert that they are the drama, any more than
+that name belonged to the exhibitions of lions or cameleopards in the
+Roman amphitheatre. But the Romantic drama, by the unbounded latitude in
+point of time, place, and incident, which it permits, opens the door to
+all these substitutes for genius which the great drama, by excluding them,
+kept carefully closed. Therefore it is that the corruption of taste has
+been much more rapid and irremediable in the countries by which it has
+been adopted, than in those in which the old landmarks were adhered to;
+and that in the latter the taste for extravagance in the public, and the
+degradation in the character of dramatic composition, has always been
+contemporary with the introduction of the Romantic style on the theatre.</p>
+
+<p>To see to what the Romantic style leads, we have only to look at the
+dramatic pieces founded on the favourite works of fiction which have
+recently appeared in England and France. Dramas in both countries have
+been formed on the stories of the most popular novels of Scott,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span> Bulwer,
+Victor Hugo, Janin, and Eugene Sue. What success have they had? What sort
+of things are they? We pass over the horrors, the indecency, adulterous
+incest, and murders of the modern French drama, founded on the romances of
+three popular and imaginative novelists, and come to the dramas founded on
+our own great romance writers, against whom no such charges can be
+brought, and the original plots of which have been constructed with the
+utmost talent by the greatest master of prose fiction the world ever saw.
+What has been the fate of the dramas of <i>Ivanhoe</i>, <i>The Antiquary</i>, <i>Guy
+Mannering</i>, <i>Rob Roy</i>, or Sir Walter's other popular novels? With the
+exception of the lowest class of Scotch audiences, who roar on the
+representations of Dandie Dinmont, Bailie Nicol Jarvie, or the like, it
+may safely be affirmed that they have every where proved entire failures.
+The talent of a popular actress may for a time keep some of them up, as
+Miss Cushman has recently done with Meg Merrilies both in the London and
+provincial theatres; but left to themselves, they have every where sunk to
+the ground. The reason is evident. The story is so complicated, and leaps
+so from one thing to another, from a desire to skim over the whole novel,
+that except to those who have the original by heart, it is absolutely
+unintelligible.</p>
+
+<p>It is said that the sketch of a whole lifetime, or of many years, is
+essential to the true development of character, which it is the great end
+of the drama to exhibit, because it is by the varied events of so long a
+period that we are made acquainted with it in real life. Here again we
+join issue with our opponents, and do most confidently maintain that the
+Greek drama, which professes to paint the heart by the paroxysms of
+passion it undergoes in the crisis of its fate, is much more likely to do
+it faithfully and effectually than the Romantic, which portrays the events
+of a whole lifetime. When it is said the object of the drama is to paint
+the human heart, a distinction must be made. The heart may become known by
+ordinary life or moments of crisis, <i>by custom or passion</i>. The novelist,
+who portrays a whole life, may delineate it in the first way; but the
+dramatic poet, who is limited to a representation of three hours, must of
+necessity embrace the latter. But if the delineation of the heart by its
+expressions or sufferings in moments of passion, when it is laid bare by
+the vehemence of emotions, be the end in view, it must at once be evident
+that it is much more likely to be attained by vividly and minutely
+painting a single decisive crisis, with the acts and feelings to which it
+gives rise, than by presenting comparatively hurried and imperfect
+sketches of previous events, when the current of life ran comparatively
+smoothly. Every one knows how much the character of the French church and
+nobility rose during the sufferings of the Revolution; with truth was the
+instrument of their execution called the "holy guillotine," from the
+virtues previously unheard of which it brought to light. Could any
+dramatic sketch of their previous lives paint the inmost heart of these
+victims so well as one faithful portrait of their conduct in the supreme
+hour? Could the mingled greatness and meanness of Napoleon's character be
+so well portrayed, by a sketch of his life and impressive scenes from Lodi
+to St Helena, as by a graphic delineation of his conduct in the decisive
+crisis at Waterloo?</p>
+
+<p>It sounds well, no doubt, to say, as Macaulay does, that the Romantic
+drama exhibits all the plans of a man's life, from the ardour of generous
+youth to the coolness of experienced age. This may be done in history or
+romance; but it is impossible within the limits of a single
+representation. It is quite enough if, in so short a space, the stage can
+represent one momentous crisis with adequate power, and really paint the
+heart as laid bare by its occurrence. He who knows how difficult it is to
+do that in a single instance, will feel that the effect can only be
+weakened by repeated draughts upon the sympathy of the audience, from the
+effect of different events in the same piece. The attempt to do so
+scarcely ever fails to weaken the effect of the whole piece, by
+distracting the interest and confusing the idea of the spectators. If it
+succeeds, the result, like the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span> repeated demands which Matthews made on
+our risible faculties, in general is to produce an effect directly the
+reverse of what was intended. The comedian, by trying too often to make us
+laugh, made us in the end more ready to cry; the tragedian, by trying too
+often to make us cry, succeeds generally only in making us laugh.</p>
+
+<p>But what, then, it is said, is to be made of Shakspeare, and how is his
+transcendent and universally acknowledged greatness, while setting the
+unities at defiance, to be reconciled with those principles? We accept the
+challenge; we take the case of the Earl of Avon, with his deathless fame,
+and maintain that his dramatic excellence not only affords no impeachment
+of what has now been advanced, but furnishes its most decisive
+confirmation.</p>
+
+<p>When it is commonly said that Shakspeare sets the unities at defiance, and
+assumed that his success has been owing to his disregarding them, the
+<i>fact</i> is not correctly stated, and the <i>inference</i> is not logically
+drawn. It is a mistake to say that the unities are always disregarded by
+the great English tragedian. In many of his most popular pieces, they are
+maintained nearly as strictly as they were by Sophocles; and we are aware
+of not one of his dramas which is still represented with undiminished
+effect on the stage, in which the principle of the unities may not
+distinctly be recognised, and the long-continued success is not to be
+traced to their observation.</p>
+
+<p>The Greeks, as every scholar knows, took great latitude with <i>time</i> in
+their representations. The interval between one act and another, often
+even the time occupied by the chaunting of the chorus, frequently was made
+to cover a very considerable period, during which battles were fought, a
+duel or a conspiracy broke forth, an execution took place, and the most
+momentous events of the piece off the stage occurred. In place, it is
+true, they were strictly limited; the scene never changed, and all the
+incidents were introduced by bringing successive persons upon it. In this
+respect, it may be admitted, they carried their strictness too far.
+Probably it arose from the pieces being represented, for the most part, in
+the open air, under circumstances when the illusion produced by a change
+of scene, such as we witness at our theatres, was difficult, if not
+impossible, from the audience being, for the most part, above the actors,
+and the stage having no top. But to whatever cause it may have been owing,
+we hold the adherence to unity of place an unnecessary and prejudicial
+strictness in the Greek theatre. But a very slight deviation from it alone
+seems admissible; and the unity of action or emotion seems to be the very
+essence of this species of composition.</p>
+
+<p>The true principle appears to be, that the place should not change to a
+greater extent than the spectators <i>can conceive the actors to have gone
+over without inconvenience within the time embraced in the
+representation</i>. This time often extended with the Greeks to a half of, or
+even a whole day, and there seems nothing adverse to principle in such
+extension. Changes of scene, therefore, from one room in a palace to
+another; from one part of a town to another; or even from town to a
+chateau, garden, forest, or other place in its near vicinity, appear to be
+perfectly admissible, without any violation of true dramatic principle.
+The popular opera of the "Black Domino," to which the charming singing and
+acting of Madame Thillon have recently given such celebrity at the
+Haymarket, may be considered in this respect as a model of the unities
+taken in a reasonable sense. The time which elapses in the piece is a
+single night; the subject is the adventures which befel the heroine during
+that period; the scene changes, but only to the places in the same town to
+which she went during its continuance. There seems nothing inconsistent
+with the production of unity of interest in such a latitude. And with this
+inconsiderable expansion of the old Greek unities, it will be found that
+Shakspeare's greatest plays, and those which experience has found to be
+best adapted for the stage, have been constructed on the true principles.</p>
+
+<p>Take for example, <i>Romeo and Juliet</i>, and <i>As you Like it</i>; perhaps the
+tragedy and comedy of his <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span>composition which have most completely kept
+their hold of the stage. The unities are nearly as closely observed in
+both as in any drama of Sophocles. With the exception of a slight
+alteration of place and scene, every thing is concentrated. The interest
+and emotion, which is the great point, is maintained one and indivisible.
+With the exception of Romeo's banishment to Mantua, and the scene with the
+druggist there, which, after all, is but an episode, and took the hero
+only two hours' drive from Verona, the place is confined to different
+scenes in that town. The festive hall where the lovers first meet&mdash;the
+exquisite meeting on the balcony&mdash;Father Ambrose's cell&mdash;the room where
+Juliet coaxes the nurse&mdash;the garden where she parts from Romeo, when</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day<br />
+Stands tiptoe on the misty mountain's top&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>the terrible scene where Juliet contemplates wakening in the tomb amidst
+her ancestors' bones&mdash;the mausoleum itself, where the catastrophe occurs,
+are all in the same town. The time supposed to elapse does not exceed
+twenty-four hours; not more than in the <i>Electra</i> or <i>Iphigenia in Aulis</i>
+of Euripides. The interest, dependent entirely on the ardent love of
+Juliet, is as much undivided as in the <i>Antigone</i> of Sophocles. And yet we
+are told Shakspeare succeeded by disregarding the unities.</p>
+
+<p>Again, in <i>As you Like it</i>, the same observation holds true. Whoever
+recollects the scenes of that delightful drama, must be sensible that it
+is, with the single exception of the scenes of the wrestlers in the first
+act, nothing but a Greek drama on the English stage. Menander or
+Aristophanes would have made one of the characters recount that scene,
+which is merely introductory, and introduced Rosalind and her companions
+for the first time in the Forest of Arden, where the real interest of the
+piece commences. A slight change of scene, indeed, occurs from one part of
+the forest to another, but it is so inconsiderable as in no degree to
+interfere with the unity of effect. The single interest awakened by
+Rosalind's secret love and playful archness of manner is kept up undivided
+throughout. So also in <i>The Tempest</i>, the unities in all the scenes which
+excite sympathy are as completely preserved as ever they were on the Greek
+stage; and the angelic innocence of Miranda stands forth in as striking
+and undivided relief as the devotion of Antigone to sisterly affection, or
+the self-immolation of Iphigenia to patriotic duty. We are well aware
+there are characters of a very different kind in that drama; but the
+interest is concentrated on those in which the unity is preserved. Look at
+<i>Othello</i>. In what play of Euripides is singleness of interest more
+completely preserved than in that noble tragedy? The haughty bearing,
+conscious pride, but ardent love of the Moor; the deep love of Desdemona,
+nourished, as we so often see in real life, by qualities in her the very
+reverse; the gradual growth of jealousy from her innocent sportiveness of
+manner, and the diabolical machinations of Iago; her murder, in a fit of
+jealousy, by her despairing husband, and his self-sacrifice when the veil
+was drawn from his eyes,&mdash;are all brought forward, if not with the literal
+strictness of the Greek drama, at least with as much regard to unity of
+time, place, and action, as is required by its principles.</p>
+
+<p>We are well aware that there are many other dramas, and those, perhaps,
+not less popular, of Shakspeare, in which unity of time and place is
+entirely set at defiance, and in which the piece ends at the distance of
+hundreds of miles, sometimes after the lapse of years, from the point
+whence it commenced. <i>Macbeth</i>, <i>Julius C&aelig;sar</i>, <i>Richard III.</i>, <i>Henry
+V.</i>, <i>Hamlet</i>, and many others, are examples of this deviation from former
+principle, and it is to the universal admiration which they excite that
+the national partiality for the Romantic drama is to be ascribed. But in
+all these instances it will be found&mdash;and the observation is a most
+material one&mdash;that the real interest is nearly as much centralised as it
+was in the Greek stage, and that it is on the extraordinary fascination
+which a few scenes, or <i>the incidents grouped round a single event</i>,
+possess, that the success of the piece depends. The historical tragedies
+read well,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span> just as a historical romance does, and from the same cause,
+that they are looked on, not as dramas, but as brilliant passages of
+history. But this has proved unable to support them on the theatre. One by
+one they have gradually dropped away from the stage. Some are occasionally
+revived, from time to time, in order to display the power of a particular
+actor or actress, but never with any lasting success. Those plays of
+Shakspeare which alone retain their hold of the theatre, are either those,
+such as <i>Romeo and Juliet</i>, or <i>As you Like it</i>, in which the unities are
+substantially observed, or in which the resplendent brilliancy of a few
+characters or scenes, within very narrow limits, fixes the attention of
+the audience so completely as to render comparatively harmless, because
+unfelt, the distraction produced by the intermixture of farce in the
+subordinate persons, or the violations of time and place in the structure
+of the piece. But it is not to every man that the pencil of the Bard of
+Avon,</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Dipp'd in the orient hues of heaven,"</p>
+
+<p>is given; and the subsequent failure of the Romantic drama, in this and
+every other country, is mainly to be ascribed to succeeding writers not
+having possessed his power of fixing, by the splendid colours of genius,
+the attention of the spectators on a particular part of the piece.
+Shakspeare disregards the unities in form; but his burning imagination
+restores their operations in substance.</p>
+
+<p>Take for example the most popular of the really Romantic dramas, <i>Macbeth</i>
+and <i>Hamlet</i>. No one need be told how the unities are violated in the
+first of these pieces: that it begins on a heath in Morayshire, where the
+witches appear to the victorious Thane; that the murder of the King takes
+place in the Castle of Inverness; that the usurper is slain by Macduff in
+front of Dunsinnane Castle near the Tay. But none can either have read the
+play, or seen it acted, without feeling that the real interest lies in the
+events which occurred, and the ambitious feelings which were awakened in
+Macbeth and his wife, when temptation was put in their way within their
+own halls. Sophocles would have laid the scene there, and made one of the
+characters narrate in the outset the appearance of the witches on the
+heath, and brought Macduff to the gates of Macbeth's castle shortly after
+the murder of Duncan to avenge his death. Shakspeare has not done this;
+but he has painted the scenes in the interior of the castle, before and
+after the murder, with such force and effect, that the mind is as much
+riveted by them, as if no previous or subsequent deviation from the
+unities had been introduced. <i>Hamlet</i> begins in a strain of unparalleled
+interest; had the last four acts proceeded in the same sublime style as
+the first, and the filial duty devolved by the ghost on his son of
+avenging his murder been discharged as rapidly as it should have been, and
+as the feelings of the audience lead them to desire, it would have been
+perhaps the most powerful tragedy in the world. Had Shakspeare proceeded
+on the principles of the Greek drama, he would have done this, and
+produced a drama as universally admired as the <i>Agamemnon</i> of &AElig;schylus.
+But every one feels that the interest is weakened and wellnigh lost as the
+play proceeds; new characters are introduced, the burlesque succeeds the
+sublime, the original design is forgotten; and when the spectre appears a
+second time "to whet your almost blunted purpose," his appearance is felt
+to be as necessary to revive the decaying interest of the piece, as to
+resuscitate the all but forgotten fervour of the Prince of Denmark.</p>
+
+<p>We feel that we have committed high treason in the estimation of a large
+part of our readers, by contesting the justice of the principles on which
+Shakspeare proceeded in the construction of many of his dramas; and we
+know that the opinions advanced are adverse to those of many, whose genius
+and professional success entitle their judgment on this subject to the
+very highest respect. But yet the weight of authority, if that is to be
+appealed to, is decidedly in favour of the principles of the Greek being
+the true ones of the drama. From the days of Aristotle to those of
+Addison, the greatest critics have concurred in this opinion; and he is a
+bold innovater on this subject who sets at nought the precepts of Horace<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>
+and Quintilian, forgets the example of Sophocles and Schiller, of
+Euripides and Alfieri, of Corneille and Metastasio, and disregards the
+decided judgment of Pope<small><a name="f7.1" id="f7.1" href="#f7">[7]</a></small> and Byron. The opinion of the latter poet was
+peculiarly strong in favour of the unities, and was repeatedly expressed
+in his correspondence preserved in Moore's Life; although his own noble
+dramas, being avowedly constructed with no view to representation, but as
+a vehicle for powerful declamation or impassioned poetry, often exhibit,
+especially in <i>Manfred</i>, the most glaring violations of them. Johnson
+confessed that the weight of authority in favour of the Greek rules was so
+great, that it required no small courage to attempt even to withstand it.
+But it is not by authority that this, or any other question of taste, is
+to be decided. The true test of the correctness of opinion on such matters
+is to be found in experience, and the inward feelings of persons of
+cultivated minds and enlarged observation. And in the preceding remarks we
+have only extended to the drama, principles familiar to artists in every
+other department of human imagination, and generally admitted in them, at
+least, to be correct; and appealed, we trust not in vain, to the
+experience gained, and the lessons learned, by those who have cultivated
+the sister arts in those times with the greatest success.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<h2>THE MINSTREL'S CURSE.</h2>
+
+<h3><span class="smcap">From Uhland. By A. Lodge.</span></h3>
+
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>A castle of the olden time, o'er subject regions wide,<br />
+Throned on its rocky height afar looked forth in feudal pride;<br />
+And fragrant gardens decked the plain, where lakes, with crystal sheen,<br />
+Mirrored the pleasant sylvan glades and lawns of living green.<br />
+<br />
+Here dwelt, of jealous fears the prey, in pomp of moody state,<br />
+A King, by realms and cities fair, and conquest's laurels great;<br />
+His glance bespoke the tyrant soul to pity ne'er subdued;<br />
+His words were chains and torments&mdash;his characters were blood!<br />
+<br />
+Once to these lordly towers at eve approached a tuneful pair,<br />
+Of reverend silvery tresses one, and one with golden hair;<br />
+The old man on a palfrey sate&mdash;his harp, the Minstrel's pride,<br />
+He bore&mdash;his comrade, young and blithe, tripped lightly at his side.<br />
+<br />
+Thus to the youth the old man spoke&mdash;"My son, it boots to-day,<br />
+To try our deepest melodies, our most impassioned lay;<br />
+With cunning'st art essay the notes of blended joy and pain;<br />
+Perchance this royal heart may own the magic of the strain."<br />
+<br />
+Soon in the pillared regal hall, amid the courtly throng<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span>Of belted knights and beauteous dames, they range the sons of song:&mdash;<br />
+The King, in fearful majesty, recalled the meteor's blaze;<br />
+His spouse, with beaming loveliness, the moonlight's gentle rays.<br />
+<br />
+The old man swept the chords&mdash;and quick, responsive to the tone,<br />
+Through all the train each heart confessed the spell of power unknown;<br />
+And when a clear angelic voice chimed in with youthful fire,<br />
+'Twas like the unseen minstrelsy of some ethereal quire!<br />
+<br />
+They sang of Love's delightful spring&mdash;of the old golden time;<br />
+Of knightly leal, and maiden's truth, and chivalry sublime;<br />
+Of each high thought that stirs the soul informed with heavenly flame;<br />
+Of man's exalted destinies&mdash;of freedom, worth, and fame!<br />
+<br />
+They paused:&mdash;in rapt attention hushed, the crowd had clustered near;<br />
+The courtier smoothed the lip of scorn, the warrior dropped a tear;<br />
+The Queen, with trembling extasy, took from her breast a rose;<br />
+And see! at the young Minstrel's feet the guerdon flower she throws.<br />
+<br />
+"Ha!" shrieked the King&mdash;"my lieges first, with your detested lays,<br />
+Ye have seduced&mdash;and now my Queen their witchery betrays;<br />
+Die, tuneful minion!"&mdash;at the youth he hurled the gleaming sword,<br />
+And from the fount of golden strains the crimson tide was poured.<br />
+<br />
+While scared, as by the lightning's flash, all stood in mute dismay,<br />
+The boy on his loved master's breast had breathed his soul away:&mdash;<br />
+The old man round the bleeding form his mantle wrapped with speed;<br />
+Raised the dear victim in his arms, and bound him on his steed.<br />
+<br />
+The portals passed, he stood awhile, and gazed with tearful eyes&mdash;<br />
+And grasped his harp&mdash;the master harp&mdash;of thousand harps the prize:<br />
+Then frantic on a column's base he dashed the useless lyre,<br />
+And thus the curse of Poesy spoke with a prophet's fire!<br />
+<br />
+"Woe! Woe! proud towers&mdash;dire House of blood! thy guilty courts among,<br />
+Ne'er may the chords of harmony be waked&mdash;the voice of song;<br />
+The tread of silent slaves alone shall echo mid the gloom,<br />
+Till Ruin waits, and hovering fiends of vengeance shriek thy doom!<br />
+<br />
+"Woe! Woe! ye blooming gardens fair&mdash;decked in the pride of May,<br />
+Behold this flower untimely cropped&mdash;look&mdash;and no more be gay!<br />
+The sight should wither every leaf&mdash;make all your fountains dry,<br />
+And bid the bright enchantment round in wasteful horror lie!<br />
+<br />
+"And thou, fell Tyrant, curst for aye of all the tuneful train&mdash;<br />
+May blighted bays, and bitter scorn, mock thy inglorious reign!<br />
+Perish thy hated name with thee&mdash;from songs and annals fade&mdash;<br />
+Thy race&mdash;thy power&mdash;thy very crimes&mdash;lost in oblivion's shade!"<br />
+<br />
+The aged Bard has spoken&mdash;and Heaven has heard the prayer;<br />
+The haughty towers are crumbling low&mdash;no regal dome is there!<br />
+A single column soars on high, to tell of splendours past&mdash;<br />
+And see! <i>'tis cracked&mdash;it nods the head</i>&mdash;this hour may be it's last!<br />
+<br />
+Where once the fairy garden smiled, a mournful desert lies&mdash;<br />
+No rills refresh the barren sand&mdash;no graceful stems arise&mdash;<br />
+From storied page, and legend strain, this King has vanished long;<br />
+His race is dead&mdash;his power forgot:&mdash;such is the might of song!</td></tr></table>
+
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE MINE, THE FOREST, AND THE CORDILLERA.<span class="foot"><a name="f8.1" id="f8.1" href="#f8">[8]</a></span></h2>
+
+<p>The silver mines of Potosi, the virgin forests, and mighty cordilleras of
+South America, are words familiar and full of interest to European ears.
+Countless riches, prodigious vegetable luxuriance, stupendous grandeur,
+are the associations they suggest. With these should be coupled ideas of
+cruelty, desolation, and disease, of human suffering and degradation
+pushed to their utmost limit, of opportunities neglected, and advantages
+misused. Not a bar of silver, or a healing drug, or an Alpaca fleece,
+shipped from Peruvian ports to supply another hemisphere with luxuries and
+comforts, but is the price of an incalculable amount of misery, and even
+of blood&mdash;the blood of a race once noble and powerful, now wretched and
+depraved by the agency of those whose duty and in whose power it was to
+civilize and improve them. The corrupt policy of Spanish rulers, the
+baneful example of Spanish colonists and their descendants, have gone far
+towards the depopulation and utter ruin of the richest of South American
+countries. How imprudent and suicidal has been the course adopted, will
+presently be made apparent. Those who desire evidence in support of our
+assertion, need but follow Dr Tschudi, as we now propose doing, into the
+mining, mountainous, and forest districts of Peru.</p>
+
+<p>Difficult and dangerous as a journey through the maritime provinces of
+Peru undeniably is, it is mere railroad travelling when compared with an
+expedition into the interior of the country. In the former case, the land
+is level, and the sun, the sand, and the highwayman, are the only perils
+to be encountered or evaded. But a ramble in the mountains is a succession
+of hairbreadth escapes, a deliberate confronting of constantly recurring
+dangers, to which even the natives unwillingly expose themselves, and
+frequently fall victims. The avalanches, precipices, gaping ravines,
+slippery glaciers, and violent storms common to all Alpine regions, are
+here complicated by other risks peculiar to the South American mountains.
+Heavy rains, lasting for weeks together, falls of snow that in a few
+moments obliterate all trace of a path, treacherous swamps, strange and
+loathsome maladies, and even blindness, combine to deter the traveller
+from his dangerous undertaking. All these did Dr Tschudi brave, and from
+them all, after the endurance of great hardship and suffering, he was
+fortunate enough to escape.</p>
+
+<p>At a very short distance from Lima, the traveller, proceeding eastward,
+gets a foretaste of the difficulties and inconveniences in reserve for
+him. Whilst riding, through the vale of Surco, or through some other of
+the valleys leading from the coast to the mountains, he perceives a
+fountain by the road side, and pauses to refresh his tired mule. Scarcely
+is his intention manifest, when he is startled by a cry from his guide, or
+from a passing Indian&mdash;"<i>Cuidado! Es agua de verruga!</i>" In these valleys
+reigns a terrible disease called the <i>verrugas</i>, attributed by the natives
+to the water of certain springs, and for which all Dr Tschudi's
+investigations were insufficient to discover another cause. Fever, pains
+in the bones, and loss of blood from cutaneous eruptions, are the leading
+symptoms of this malady, which is frequently of long duration, and
+sometimes terminates fatally. It seizes the Indians and lighter castes in
+preference to the white men and negroes, and no specific has yet been
+discovered for its cure. Mules and horses are also subject to its attacks.
+In no country, it would appear from Dr Tschudi's evidence, are there so
+many strange and unaccountable maladies as in Peru. Nearly every valley
+has its peculiar disease, extending over a district of a few square miles,
+and unknown beyond its limits. To most of them it has hitherto been
+impossible<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span> to assign a cause. Their origin must probably be sought in
+certain vegetable influences, or in those of the vast variety of minerals
+which the soil of Peru contains.</p>
+
+<p>In the mountains, the shoeing of mules and horses is frequently a matter
+of much difficulty; and it is advisable for the traveller to acquire the
+art, and furnish himself with needful implements, before leaving the more
+civilized part of the country. Farriers are only to be found in the large
+Indian villages, and it is common to ride fifty or sixty leagues without
+meeting with one. In the village of San Geronimo de Surco, the innkeeper
+is the only blacksmith, and Dr Tschudi, whose horse had cast a shoe, was
+compelled to pay half a gold ounce (upwards of thirty shillings) to have
+it replaced. This was one half less than the sum at first demanded by the
+exorbitant son of Vulcan, who doubtless remembered the old Spanish
+proverb, "for a nail is lost a shoe, for a shoe the horse, for the horse
+the horseman."<small><a name="f9.1" id="f9.1" href="#f9">[9]</a></small> The doctor took the hint, and some lessons in shoeing,
+which afterwards stood him in good stead. It is a common practice in Peru,
+on the sandy coast, and where the roads permit it, to ride a horse or mule
+unshod for the first four or five days of a journey. Then shoes are put on
+the fore feet, and a few days later on the hinder ones. This is thought to
+give new strength to the animals, and to enable them to hold out longer.
+On the mountain tracks, the wear and tear of iron must be prodigious, as
+may be judged from the following description of three leagues of road
+between Viso and San Mateo, by no means the worst bit met with by our
+traveller.</p>
+
+<p>"The valley frequently becomes a mere narrow split in the mountains,
+enclosed between walls of rock a thousand feet high. These enormous
+precipices are either perpendicular, or their summits incline inwards,
+forming a vast arch; along their base, washed by the foaming waters of the
+river, or higher up, along their side, winds the narrow and dangerous
+path. In some places they recede a little from the perpendicular, and
+their abrupt slopes are sprinkled with stones and fragments of rock, which
+every now and then, loosened by rain, detach themselves and roll down into
+the valley. The path is heaped with these fragments, which give way under
+the tread of the heavily laden mules, and afford them scanty foothold.
+From time to time, enormous blocks thunder down the precipice, and bury
+themselves in the waters beneath. I associate a painful recollection with
+the road from Viso to San Mateo. It was there that a mass of stone struck
+one of my mules, and precipitated it into the river. My most important
+instruments and travelling necessaries, a portion of my collections and
+papers, and&mdash;an irreparable loss&mdash;a diary carefully and conscientiously
+kept during a period of fourteen months, became the prey of the waters.
+Two days later the mule was washed ashore; but its load was irrecoverably
+lost. Each year numerous beasts of burden, and many travellers, perish
+upon this dangerous road. Cavalry on the march are particularly apt to
+suffer, and often a slip of the horse's foot, or a hasty movement of the
+rider, suffices to consign both to the yawning chasm by their side. At the
+inn at Viso I met an officer, who had just come from the mountains,
+bringing his two sons with him. He had taken the youngest before him; the
+other, a boy of ten years of age, rode upon the mule's crupper. Half a
+league from Viso, a large stone came plunging down from the mountain,
+struck the eldest lad, and dashed him into the stream."</p>
+
+<p>Although frequently ill-treated by the Creoles, and especially by the
+officers, the Indians in most parts of Peru show ready hospitality and
+good-will to the solitary traveller. Those in the neighborhood of San
+Mateo are an exception; they are distrustful, rough, and disobliging. When
+a traveller enters the village, he is instantly waited upon by the alcalde
+and regidores, who demand his passport. Has he none, he risks
+ill-treatment, and being<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span> put upon a jackass and carried off to the
+nearest prefect. Luckily the ignorance of the village authorities renders
+them easy to deal with; it is rare that they can read. On one occasion,
+when Dr Tschudi's passport was demanded, the only printed paper in his
+pocket was an old playbill, that of the last opera he had attended before
+his departure from Lima, and which he had taken with him as wadding for
+his gun. He handed it to the Indian regidor, who gravely unfolded it,
+stared hard at the words Lucia di Lammermoor, and returned it with the
+remark, that the passport was perfectly in order.</p>
+
+<p>Any thing more wretched in their accommodations than the <i>tambos</i> or
+village inns, can scarcely be imagined. So bad are they, that the
+traveller is sometimes driven to pass the night in the snow rather than
+accept of their shelter, and at the same time submit to the nuisances with
+which they abound. One of these villanous hostelries, in which Dr Tschudi
+several times attempted to sleep, is described by him with a minuteness
+that will rather startle the squeamish amongst his readers. Vermin every
+where, on the floor and walls, in the clothes of the Indian hag
+officiating as hostess, even in the caldron in which a vile mixture of
+potatoe water and Spanish pepper is prepared for supper. For sole bed
+there is the damp earth, upon which hosts, children, and travellers
+stretch themselves. Each person is accommodated with a sheepskin, and over
+the whole company is spread an enormous woollen blanket. But woe to the
+inexperienced traveller who avails himself of the coverings thus
+bountifully furnished, swarming as they are with inhabitants from whose
+assaults escape is impossible. Even if he creeps into a corner, and makes
+himself a bed with his saddle-cloths, he is not secure. Add to these
+comforts a stifling smoke, and other nauseous exhalations, and the gambols
+of innumerable guinea-pigs, common as mice in many parts of Peru, who
+caper the night through over the faces and bodies of the sleepers, and the
+picture of a South American mountain inn will be as complete as it is
+uninviting. But these annoyances, great though they be, are very trifles
+compared to the more serious evils awaiting the traveller in the higher
+regions of the Cordilleras. At about 12,600 feet above the level of the
+sea, the effects of the rarefaction of the atmosphere begin to be sensibly
+and painfully felt. The natives, unacquainted with the real cause of the
+malady thus occasioned, and which by them is called <i>puna</i>, by the Spanish
+Creoles <i>veta</i> or <i>mareo</i>, attribute it to the exhalations of metals,
+especially of antimony. Horses, not bred in the mountains, suffer greatly
+from the <i>veta</i>, and frequently fall down helpless. The arrieros adopt
+various cruel means for their revival, such as cutting off their ears and
+tail, and slitting up their nostrils, the latter being probably the only
+useful remedy, as it allows the animal to inhale a large volume of air. To
+preserve them from the <i>veta</i>, chopped garlic is put into their nostrils.
+With human beings, this state of the atmosphere causes the blood to gush
+from the eyes, nose, and lips, and occasions faintings, blood-spittings,
+vomitings, and other unpleasant and dangerous symptoms. The sensation
+somewhat resembles that of sea-sickness, whence the Spanish name of
+<i>mareo</i>. The malady, in its most violent form, sometimes causes death from
+excessive loss of blood. Of this, Dr Tschudi saw instances. Much depends
+on the general health and constitution of the persons attacked. The action
+of the <i>veta</i> is very capricious. Some persons do not experience it on a
+first visit to the mountains, but suffer on subsequent ones. Another
+singular circumstance is, that it is much more violent in some places than
+in others of a greater altitude. This affords ground for a supposition,
+that other causes, besides the diminished pressure of the atmosphere,
+concur to occasion it. These as yet remain unknown. The districts in which
+the <i>veta</i> is felt with the greatest intensity, are for the most part very
+metallic, and this has given rise to the Indian theory of its cause.</p>
+
+<p>Another terrible scourge to the traveller in the Cordilleras is the
+<i>surumpe</i>, a violent inflammation of the eye, brought on by the sudden
+reflection of the sun from the snow. In those mountains the eyes are kept<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span>
+continually in an irritated state by the rarefied air and cutting winds,
+and are consequently unusually susceptible. Often the heavens become
+suddenly overcast, and in a few minutes the yellowish-green waste is one
+sheet of snow. Then out bursts the sun with overpowering splendour, a
+sharp burning pain is instantly felt in the eyes, and speedily increases
+to an unbearable extent. The eyes become red, the lids swell and bleed. So
+violent is the agony as to cause despair and delirium. Dr Tschudi compares
+it to the sensation occasioned by rubbing Spanish pepper or gunpowder into
+the eyes. Chronic inflammation, even total blindness, is the frequent
+consequence of the <i>surumpe</i> in its most intense form. In the Cordilleras
+it is no unusual thing to find Indians sitting by the wayside, shrieking
+from pain, and unable to continue their journey. The Creoles, when they
+visit the mountains, protect themselves with green spectacles and veils.</p>
+
+<p>During five months of the year, from November till March, storms are of
+almost daily occurrence in the Cordilleras. They commence with remarkable
+punctuality between two and three in the afternoon, and continue till five
+or half-past; later than this, or in the night, a storm was never known to
+occur. They are accompanied by falls of snow, which last till after
+midnight. The morning sun dispels the cold mist that hangs about the
+mountain peaks, and in a few hours the snow is melted. "On the raging
+ocean," says Dr Tschudi, "and in the dark depths of the aboriginal
+forests, I have witnessed terrific storms, whose horrors were increased by
+surrounding gloom and imminent danger, but never did I feel anxiety and
+alarm as in Antaichahua, (a district of the Cordilleras celebrated for
+storms.) For hours together flash followed flash in uninterrupted
+succession, painting blood-red cataracts upon the naked precipices; the
+thunder crashed, the zigzag lightning ran along the ground, leaving long
+furrows in the scorched grass. The atmosphere quivered with the continuous
+roll of thunder, repeated a thousand-fold by the mountain echoes. The
+traveller, overtaken by these terrific tempests, leaves his trembling
+horse, and seeks shelter and refuge beneath some impending rock."</p>
+
+<p>The hanging bridges and <i>huaros</i> are not to be forgotten in enumerating
+the perils of Peruvian travelling. The former are composed of four thick
+ropes of cow-hide, connected by a weft of cords of the same material, and
+overlaid with branches, straw, and agair roots. The ropes are fastened to
+posts on either side of the river; a couple of cords, two or three feet
+higher than the bridge, serve for balustrades; and over this unsteady
+causeway, which swings like a hammock, the traveller has to pass, leading
+his reluctant mule. The passage of rivers by <i>huaros</i> is much worse, and
+altogether a most unpleasant operation. It can be effected only where the
+banks are high and precipitous. A single strong rope extends from one
+shore to the other, with a wooden machine, in form of a yoke, slung upon
+it. To this yoke the traveller is tied, and is then drawn over by means of
+a second cord. In case of the main rope breaking, the passenger by the
+yoke is inevitably drowned. When rivers are traversed in this manner, the
+mules and horses are driven into the water, and compelled to swim across.</p>
+
+<p>But a further detail of the dangers and difficulties of travel in Peru
+would leave us little space to enumerate its interesting results.
+Supposing the reader, therefore, to have safely accomplished his journey
+through the solitary ravines, and over the chilly summits of the
+Cordilleras, we transport him at once to the Cerro de Pasco, famed for the
+wealth of its silver mines. In a region of snow and ice, at an elevation
+of 13,673 feet above the sea, he suddenly comes in sight of a large and
+populous city, built in a hollow, and surrounded on all sides by lakes and
+swamps. On the margin of eternal snows, in the wildest district of Peru,
+and in defiance of the asperities of climate, Mammon has assembled a host
+of worshippers to dig and delve in the richest of his storehouses.</p>
+
+<p>Some two hundred and fifteen years ago, according to the legend, a small
+pampa that lies south-east from Lake Lauricocha, the mother of the mighty
+river Amazon, an<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span> Indian, Hauri Capcha by name, tended his master's sheep.
+Having wandered one day to an unusual distance from his hut, he sought
+shelter from the cold under a rock, and lighted a large fire. The
+following morning he saw to his astonishment that the stone beneath the
+ashes had melted and become pure silver. He joyfully informed his
+employer, a Spaniard of the name of Ugarte, of this singular circumstance.
+Ugarte hastened to the place, and found that his shepherd had lit upon a
+vein of silver ore of extraordinary richness, of which he at once took
+possession, and worked it with great success. This same mine is still
+worked, and is known as <i>la Descubridora</i>, the discoverer. Presently a
+number of persons came from the village of Pasco, two leagues distant, and
+sought and discovered new veins. The great richness of the ore and the
+increase of employment soon drew crowds to the place&mdash;some to work, others
+to supply the miners with the necessaries of life; and thus, in a very
+brief time, there sprung up a town of eighteen thousand inhabitants.</p>
+
+<p>The ground whereon Cerro de Pasco is built is a perfect network of silver
+veins, to get at which the earth has been opened in every direction. Many
+of the inhabitants work the mines in their own cellars; but this, of
+course, is on a small scale, and there are not more than five hundred
+openings meriting, by reason of their depth and importance, the name of
+shafts. All, however, whether deep or shallow, are worked in a very
+senseless, disorderly, and imprudent manner&mdash;the sole object of their
+owners being to obtain, at the least possible expense, and in the shortest
+possible time, the utmost amount of ore. Nobody ever thinks of arching or
+walling the interior of the excavations, and consequently the shafts and
+galleries frequently fall in, burying under their ruins the unfortunate
+Indian miners. Not a year passes without terrible catastrophes of this
+kind. In the mine of Matagente, (literally, Kill-people,) now entirely
+destroyed, three hundred labourers lost their lives by accident. For
+incurring these terrible risks, and for a species of labour of all others
+the most painful and wearisome, the Indians are wretchedly paid, and their
+scanty earnings are diminished by the iniquitous truck system which is in
+full operation in the mines as well as in the plantations of Peru. The
+miner who, at the week's end, has a dollar to receive, esteems himself
+fortunate, and forthwith proceeds to spend it in brandy. The mining
+Indians are the most depraved and degraded of their race. When a mine is
+in <i>boya</i>, as it is called, that is to say, at periods when it yields
+uncommonly rich metal, more labourers are required, and temporarily taken
+on. When this occurs in several mines at one time, the population of Cerro
+de Pasco sometimes doubles and trebles itself. During the boyas, the
+miners are paid by a small share in the daily produce of their labours.
+They sometimes succeed in improving their shares by stealing the ore, but
+this is very difficult, so narrowly are they searched when they leave the
+mine. One man told Dr Tschudi how he had managed to appropriate the
+richest piece of ore he ever saw. He tied it on his back, and pretended to
+be so desperately ill, that the corporal allowed him to leave the mine.
+Wrapped in his poncho, he was carried past the inspectors by two
+confederates, and the treasure was put in safety. Formerly when a mine
+yielded polvorilla, a black ore in the form of powder, but of great
+richness, the miners stripped themselves naked, wetted their whole body,
+and then rolled in this silver dust, which stuck to them. Released from
+the mine they washed off the crust, and sold it for several dollars. This
+device, however, was detected, and, for several years past, the departing
+miners are compelled to strip for inspection.</p>
+
+<p>Like the extraction of the ore, the purification of the silver from the
+dross is conducted in the rudest and most primitive manner. The
+consequence is an immense consumption of quicksilver. On each mark of
+silver, worth in Lima eight and a-half dollars, or about thirty shillings,
+it is estimated that half a pound of quicksilver is expended. The
+quicksilver comes chiefly from Spain&mdash;very little from Idria&mdash;in iron jars
+containing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span> seventy-five pounds weight. The price of one of these jars
+varies from sixty to one hundred dollars, but is sometimes as high as one
+hundred and forty dollars. Both the amalgamation and separation of the
+metals are so badly managed, as to occasion a terrible amount of mercurial
+disease amongst the Indians employed in the process. From the
+refining-houses the silver is, or ought to be, sent to Callana, the
+government melting-house, there to be cast into bars of a hundred pounds
+weight, each of which is stamped and charged with imposts to the amount of
+about forty-four dollars. But a vast deal of the metal is smuggled to the
+coast and shipped for Europe without ever visiting the Callana. Hence it
+is scarcely possible to estimate the quantity annually produced. The
+amount registered is from two to three hundred thousand marks&mdash;rarely over
+the latter sum.</p>
+
+<p>Residence in the Cerro de Pasco is highly disagreeable. The climate is
+execrable; cold and stormy, with heavy rains and violent falls of snow.
+Nothing less than the <i>auri sacra fames</i> could have induced such a
+congregation of human beings, from all nations and corners of the globe,
+in so inhospitable a latitude. The new-comer with difficulty accustoms
+himself to the severity of the weather, and to the perpetual hammering
+going on under his feet, and at night under his very bed, for the mines
+are worked without cessation. Luckily earthquakes are rare in that region.
+A heavy shock would bury the whole town in the bosom of the earth.</p>
+
+<p>Silver being the only produce of the soil, living is very dear in the
+Cerro. All the necessaries of life have to be brought from a great
+distance; and this, combined with the greediness of the vendors, and the
+abundance of money, causes enormous prices to be demanded and obtained.
+House-rent is exorbitantly high; the keep of a horse often costs, owing to
+the want of forage, from two to three dollars a-day. Here, as at Lima, the
+coffee and eating-houses are kept by Italians, principally Genoese. The
+population of the town is the most motley imaginable; scarcely a country
+in the world but has its representatives. Of the upper classes the darling
+vice is gambling, carried to an almost unparalleled extent. From earliest
+morning cards and dice are in full activity: the mine proprietor leaves
+his counting-house and silver carts, the trader abandons his shop, to
+indulge for a couple of hours in his favourite amusement; and, when the
+evening comes, play is universal in all the best houses of the town. The
+mayordomos, or superintendents of the mines, sit down to the gaming-table
+at nightfall, and only leave it when at daybreak the bell summons them to
+the shaft. Often do they gamble away their share in a boya long before
+signs of one are apparent. Amongst the Indians, drunkenness is the chief
+failing. When primed by spirits, they become quarrelsome; and scarcely a
+Sunday or holiday passes without savage fights between the workmen of
+different mines. Severe wounds, and even deaths, are the consequences of
+these encounters, in which the authorities never dream of interfering.
+When, owing to the richness of a boya, the Indian finds himself possessed
+of an unusual number of dollars, he squanders then in the most ridiculous
+manner, like a drunken sailor with a year's pay in his pocket. Dr Tschudi
+saw one fellow buy a Spanish cloak for ninety-two dollars. Draping it
+round him, he proceeded to the next town, got drunk, rolled himself in the
+gutter, and then threw away the cloak because it was torn and dirty. A
+watchmaker told the doctor that once an Indian came to him to buy a gold
+watch. He handed him one, with the remark that the price was twelve gold
+ounces, (two hundred and four dollars,) and that it would probably be too
+dear for him. The Indian took the watch, paid for it, and then dashing it
+upon the ground, walked away, saying that the thing was no use to him.</p>
+
+<p>Besides the mines of Cerro de Pasco, Dr Tschudi gives us details of many
+others situate in various parts of Peru. The Salcedo mine, in the province
+of Puno, is celebrated for the tragical end of its discoverer. Don Jos&eacute;
+Salcedo, a poor Spaniard, was in love with an Indian girl, whose mother
+promised to show him a silver<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span> vein of uncommon richness if he would marry
+her daughter. He did so, and worked the vein with great success. After a
+time the fame of his wealth roused the envy of the Conde de Lemos, then
+viceroy of Peru. By his generosity and benevolence Salcedo had made
+himself very popular with the Indians, and this served the viceroy as a
+pretext to accuse him of high treason, on the ground of his stirring up
+the population against the Spanish government. Salcedo was imprisoned, and
+sentenced to death. Whilst in his dungeon he besought Count Lemos to send
+the papers relating to his trial to the supreme tribunal at Madrid, and to
+allow him to make an appeal to the king's mercy. If this request were
+granted, he promised to pay a daily tribute of a bar of silver, from the
+time of the ship's sailing from Callao to that of its return. In those
+days the voyage from Callao to Spain and back occupied from twelve to
+sixteen months. This may give an idea of the wealth of Salcedo and his
+mine. The viceroy refused the condition, hung up Salcedo, (in May 1669,)
+and set out for the mines. But his injustice and cruelty were doomed to
+disappointment. Whilst Salcedo prepared for death, his mother-in-law and
+her friends and relations betook themselves to the mine, destroyed the
+works, filled it with water, and closed the entrance so skilfully that it
+was impossible to discover it. They then dispersed in various directions,
+and neither promises nor tortures could induce those who were afterwards
+captured, to reveal the position of the mine. To this day it remains
+undiscovered.</p>
+
+<p>Another example of the exceeding richness of Peruvian mines is to be found
+in that of San Jos&eacute;, in the department of Huancavelica. Its owner asked
+the viceroy Castro, whose friend he was, to stand godfather to his first
+child. The viceroy was prevented from going himself, but sent his wife as
+a proxy. To do her honour, the proprietor of San Jos&eacute; caused a triple row
+of silver bars to be placed along the whole of the distance, and it was no
+short one, between his house and the church. Over this costly causeway the
+vice-queen Castro accompanied the child to its baptism. On her departure
+her magnificent Amphitryon made her a present of the silver road as a mark
+of gratitude for the honour she had done him. Since then, the mines and
+the province have borne the name of Castrovireyna. Most of the former are
+now no longer worked. In the richest of them, owing to the careless mode
+of mining, one hundred and twenty-two workmen were buried alive at one
+time. Since then, no Indian can be prevailed upon to enter it.</p>
+
+<p>The Indians have not been slow to discover how little advantage they
+derive from the mining system, procuring them, as it does, small pay for
+severe labour. Hence, although acquainted for centuries past with
+innumerable rich veins of ore, the knowledge of which has been handed down
+from father to son, they obstinately persist in keeping them secret. All
+endeavours to shake this determination have hitherto been fruitless; even
+the rarely failing argument of brandy in these cases loses its power. The
+existence of the treasures has been ascertained beyond a doubt; but there
+is not a shadow of hope that the stubborn reserved Indian will ever reveal
+their locality to the greedy Creole and detested Metis. Numerous and
+romantic are the tales told of this determined concealment, and of the
+prudence and watchfulness of the Indians. "In the great village of
+Huancayo," says Dr Tschudi, "there lived, a few years ago, two brothers,
+Jos&eacute; and Pedro Iriarte, who ranked amongst the most influential of
+Peruvian miners. They knew that in the neighbouring hills veins of almost
+virgin silver existed, and, with a view to their discovery, they
+dispatched a young man to a village near which they suspected them to be
+situate. The emissary took up his dwelling in the hut of a shepherd, with
+whose daughter, after a few months' residence, he established an intrigue.
+At last the young girl promised to show him a rich mine. On a certain day,
+when she drove her sheep to the pasture, he was to follow her at a
+distance, and to dig the spot where she should let her cloak fall. This he
+did, and after very brief labour found a cavity in the earth disclosing
+ore of uncommon richness. Whilst breaking out<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span> the metal, he was joined by
+the girl's father, who declared himself delighted at the discovery, and
+offered to help him. After some hours' labour they paused to rest, and the
+old Indian handed his companion a gourd of chicha, (a fermented drink,) of
+which the latter thankfully drank. Soon, however, the young man felt
+himself ill, and knew that he was poisoned. Taking his wallet full of ore,
+he hastened to the village, mounted his horse, and rode to Huancayo, where
+he informed Iriarte of what had occurred, described the position of the
+mine, and died the same night. Immediate and careful researches were of no
+avail. The Indian and his family had disappeared, the mine had been filled
+up, and was never discovered."</p>
+
+<p>A Franciscan monk, also resident in Huancayo, a confirmed gambler, and
+consequently often embarrassed for money, had gained, by his kindness, the
+affections of the Indians, who constantly brought him small presents of
+cheese and poultry. One day when he had lost heavily, he confided his
+difficulties to an Indian, his particular gossip. The latter promised to
+help him, and the next evening brought him a large sack full of the
+richest silver ore. The same was repeated several times; but the monk, not
+satisfied, did not cease to importune his friend to show him the place
+whence he took the treasure. The Indian at last agreed to do so. In the
+night-time he came, with two companions, to the dwelling of the
+Franciscan, blindfolded him, put him on his shoulders, and carried him,
+alternately with his comrades, a distance of some leagues into the
+mountains. Here the monk was set down, and found himself in a small
+shallow shaft, where his eyes were dazzled by the beauty of the silver.
+When he had gazed at it long enough, and loaded himself with the ore, he
+was carried back as he had been brought. On his way he unfastened his
+chaplet, and from time to time let a grain drop, trusting by this means to
+trace out the mine. He had been but a few hours in bed when he was
+disturbed by the entrance of his guide. "Father," said the Indian,
+quietly, "you have lost your rosary." And he presented him with a handful
+of the beads.</p>
+
+<p>This mania for concealment is not universal amongst the Peruvians, who, it
+must be remembered, originally sprang from various tribes, united by the
+Incas into one nation. Great differences of character and manners are
+still to be found amongst them, some showing themselves as frank and
+friendly towards the white men as others are mistrustful and inimical. The
+principal mines that are or have been worked, were pointed out to the
+Spaniards by the natives. Generally, however, the latter look upon seekers
+of mines with suspicion, and they still relate with horror and disgust,
+how Huari Capcha, the discoverer of the mines of Cerro de Pasco, was
+thrown by Ugarte into a gloomy dungeon, where he pined away his life. Dr
+Tschudi could not ascertain the authenticity of this tale, but he often
+heard it told by the Indians, who gave it as a reason for concealing any
+new mines they might discover.</p>
+
+<p>At the pass of Antarangra, 15,600 feet above the level of the sea, Dr
+Tschudi found two small lakes, scarcely thirty paces asunder. One of these
+is the source of the river San Mateo, which flows westward, passes Lima
+under the name of the Rimac, and discharges itself into the Pacific Ocean;
+the other sends its waters through a number of small mountain lakes to the
+river Pachachaca, a diminutive tributary of the mighty Amazon. The worthy
+doctor confesses that he could not resist the temptation to disturb the
+order of nature, by transporting a jug-full of the water intended for the
+Atlantic, into the lake communicating with the Pacific. Of a more serious
+cast were his reflections on the mighty power that had raised these
+tremendous mountains, on whose summits sea-shells and other marine
+substances testify to the fact of the ocean having once rolled over their
+materials.</p>
+
+<p>Between the Cordilleras and the Andes, 12,000 feet above the sea, lie the
+vast tracts of desolate tableland known as the Puna, a Peruvian word
+equivalent to the Spanish <i>despoblado</i>. These plains extend through the
+whole length of Peru from N.W.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span> to S.E., a distance of 350 Spanish miles,
+continue through Bolivia, and run out eastward into the territory of the
+Argentine republic. Their sole inhabitants are a few shepherds, who live
+with their families in wretched huts, and tend large flocks of sheep,
+oxen, alpacas, and llamas, to which the yellow and meagre grasses of the
+Puna yield a scanty nourishment. The district is swept by the cold winds
+from the Cordilleras, the climate is most inhospitable, unintermitting
+snow and storm during four months of the year. A remarkable effect of the
+Puna wind is the rapid drying of dead bodies. A few days suffice to
+convert a dead mule into a perfect mummy, the very entrails free from
+corruption. Here and there the dry and piercingly cold wind, which causes
+extreme suffering to the traveller's eyes and skin, changes its
+temperature, or, it were better said, is crossed by a current of warm air,
+sometimes only two or three paces, at others several hundred feet, in
+breadth. These warm streams run in a parallel direction to each other, and
+Dr Tschudi deposes to having passed through five or six in the space of
+two leagues. He noticed them particularly in the months of August and
+September, and, according to his observations, their usual direction was
+that of the Cordillera, namely, from S.S.W. to N.N.E. He once travelled
+for several leagues in one of these currents, the width of which did not
+exceed seven-and-twenty paces. Its temperature was eleven degrees of
+Reaumur higher than the adjacent atmosphere. The existence of these warm
+streams is in some cases permanent, for the muleteers will frequently tell
+beforehand where they are to be met with. The causes of such singular
+phenomena, says Dr Tschudi, are well deserving the closest investigation
+of the meteorologist.</p>
+
+<p>The numerous deep valleys, of greater or less extent, which intersect the
+Puna, are known as the Sierra, and their inhabitants as Serranos, although
+that term is also applied by the dwellers on the coast of Peru to all
+natives of the interior. Here the climate is temperate, not unlike that of
+the central countries of Europe; towns and villages are numerous, and the
+fruitful soil brings forth abundantly, watered by the sweat of the
+laborious Indians. The people are hospitable in the extreme, and the
+stranger is welcome in their dwellings so long as he chooses to abide
+there. They appear, however, to be as yet very far removed from
+civilisation. Their favourite diversions, cock and bull fighting, are
+carried on in the most barbarous manner. Their chief vice is an extreme
+addiction to brandy, and even the better classes get up evening parties
+for the express purpose of indulging in the fiery liquor. The ladies as
+well as the men consume it in large quantities, and Dr Tschudi estimates
+the average consumption at one of these jaranas, or drinking bouts, to
+amount to nearly a bottle per man or woman. At a ball given in 1839, in
+one of the principal towns of the Sierra, to the Chilian general
+Bulnes&mdash;now president of Chili&mdash;the brandy flowed so abundantly, that when
+morning came many of the dancers, both male and female, lay dead drunk
+upon the floor. The sole extenuation of such disgusting excesses is the
+want of education of those who commit them, and the force of habit, which
+prevents them from seeing any thing disgraceful in intoxication. It is
+only in society that the Serrano gets drunk. In everyday life, when
+jaranas are not going on, he is a sober man.</p>
+
+<p>The dramatic representations of scenes in the life of Christ, introduced
+by the Spanish monks who accompanied Pizarro, with a view to the easier
+conversion of the Aborigines, have long been discontinued in the larger
+Peruvian cities. But in the Sierra they are still kept up, and all the
+efforts of enlightened priests to suppress them, have been frustrated by
+the tenacity and threats of the Indians. Dr Tschudi gives an extraordinary
+description of the celebration of Good Friday. "From early dawn," he says,
+"the church is crammed with Indians, who pass the morning in fasting and
+prayer. At two in the afternoon a large image of the Saviour is brought
+out of the sacristy and laid down near the altar, which is veiled. No
+sooner does this occur than the whole<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span> congregation rush forward and
+strive to touch the wounds with scraps of cotton, and then ensues a
+screaming, crowding, and fighting, only to be equalled by the uproar at an
+ill conducted fair, until the priests at last succeed in restoring order.
+The figure of the Saviour is now attached to the cross with three very
+large silver nails, and a rich silver crown is placed upon its head; on
+either side are the crosses of the two thieves. The Indians gaze their
+fill and leave the church, but return thither at eight in the evening. The
+edifice is then brilliantly illuminated, and at the foot of the cross
+stand, wrapped in white robes, four priests, the <i>santos varones</i> or holy
+men, whose office it is to take down the body of the Saviour. A short
+distance off, upon a stage or scaffolding, stands the Virgin Mary, in deep
+mourning, and with a white cloth round her head. In a long discourse a
+priest explains the scene to the congregation, and at the close of his
+sermon, turning to the <i>santos varones</i>, he says&mdash;'Ye holy men, mount the
+ladders of the cross, and bring down the body of the dead Saviour!' Two of
+the priests ascend with hammers, and the preacher continues&mdash;'Thou, holy
+man on the right side of the Saviour, strike the first blow upon the nail
+in the hand, and take it out!' The hammer falls, and the sound of the blow
+is the signal for the cry of <i>Misericordia! Misericordia!</i> repeated by
+thousands of voices in tones of anguish so heart-rending, as to produce a
+strangely painful impression upon the hearer. The nail is handed to a
+priest at the foot of the cross, to be taken to the Virgin Mary, still
+standing upon her scaffold. To her the preacher now addressed himself with
+the words&mdash;'Thou, afflicted mother, approach and receive the nail that
+pierced the right hand of thy blessed son!' And as the priest draws near
+to the image of the Virgin, the latter, moved by a secret mechanism,
+advances to meet him, receives the nail in both hands, places it in a
+silver bowl, dries its eyes, and returns to its place. These movements are
+repeated when the two other nails and the crown are brought down. The
+whole scene has for accompaniment the unintermitting howling and sobbing
+of the Indians, which redouble at each stroke of the hammer, and reaches
+its apogee when the body is delivered to the Virgin, who then again begins
+to weep violently. The image of Christ is laid in a coffin adorned with
+flowers, and is carried by torchlight through every street of the town.
+Whilst the procession makes its circuit, the Indians erect twelve arches
+of flowers in front of the church door, placing between each two of them a
+carpet of the like materials, the simplest and most beautiful that it is
+possible to see. Each carpet is manufactured by two Indians, neither of
+whom seems to trouble himself about the proceedings of his comrade; but
+yet, with incredible rapidity and a wonderful harmony of operation, the
+most tasteful designs grow under their hands in rich variety of colours.
+Arabesques, landscapes, and animals appear as if by magic. It was highly
+interesting to me to observe in Tarma, upon one of these carpets, an exact
+representation of the Austrian double eagle, as the Indians had seen it on
+the quicksilver jars from Idria. When the procession returns, the Virgin
+Mary is carried back into the church through the arches of flowers."</p>
+
+<p>The traveller in the Sierras of Peru frequently encounters plantations of
+a shrub about six feet high, bearing bright green leaves, white flowers,
+and scarlet berries. This is the celebrated coca tree, the comforter and
+friend of the Peruvian Indian under all hardships and evil usage. Deprive
+the Turk of coffee and pipe, the Chinese of opium, the sailor and soldier
+of grog and tobacco, and no one of them will be so miserable as the Indian
+bereft of his coca. Without it he cannot exist; it is more essential to
+him than meat or drink, for it enables him to dispense with both. With his
+quid of dried coca leaves in his mouth, he forgets all calamities; his
+rags, his poverty, the cruelties of his taskmaster. One meal a-day
+suffices him, but thrice at least he must suspend his labour to chew his
+coca. Even the greedy Creoles have been compelled to give in to this
+imperious necessity, and to allow their labourers a quarter or half an
+hour's respite three times in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span> the day. In mines and plantations, wherever
+Indians work, this is the universal practice. Although continued as a
+barbarous custom by the whites, some few of the latter are inveterately
+addicted to coca chewing, which they generally, however, practise
+clandestinely. The effect of this plant upon the human system is very
+similar to that of certain narcotics, administered in small doses. Taken
+in excessive quantities it is highly injurious; used in moderation, Dr
+Tschudi inclines to think it not only harmless, but positively salutary.
+The longevity of the Indians, and their power of enduring great fatigue,
+and performing the hardest work upon a very scant allowance of food, are
+certainly in favour of this belief. The doctor met with men of 120 and 130
+years old, and he assures us that such are by no means exceedingly rare in
+Peru.<small><a name="f10.1" id="f10.1" href="#f10">[10]</a></small> Some of these men had chewed coca leaves from their boyhood
+upwards.</p>
+
+<p>Allowing their daily ration to be no more than one ounce, the consumption,
+in their lifetime, would amount to the prodigious quantity of twenty-seven
+hundred pounds weight. Yet they were in perfect health. The coca is
+considered by the Indians to be an antidote to the <i>veta</i>, and Dr Tschudi
+confirms this by his own experience. Previously to his hunting excursions
+in the upper regions of the Puna, he used to drink a strong decoction of
+coca leaves, and found it strengthening and a preservative from the
+effects of the rarefied atmosphere. So convinced is he of its salubrious
+properties, that he recommends its adoption in European navies, or at
+least a trial of its effects during a Polar or some other distant
+expedition. One of the chief causes of Indian hatred to the Spaniards is
+to be traced in the attempted suppression by the latter of the use of
+coca, during the earlier period of their domination in Peru, their sole
+reason being their contempt for Indian customs, and wish to destroy the
+nationality of the people. Royal decrees were fulminated against coca
+chewing, and priests and governors united to abolish it. After a time, the
+owners of mines and plantations discovered its utility, in giving strength
+and courage to their Indian vassals; books were written in its defence,
+and anti-coca legislation speedily became obsolete. Since then, several
+learned and reverend writers, Jesuits and others, have suggested its
+introduction into Europe, as a substitute for tea and coffee, to which
+they hold it far superior. There can be little doubt that&mdash;like as tobacco
+is considered to preserve armies from mutiny and disaffection&mdash;the
+soothing properties of coca have saved Peru from many bloody outbreaks of
+the Indian population. But even this potent and much-loved drug has at
+times been insufficient to restrain the deadly hatred cherished by the
+Peruvians towards their white oppressors.</p>
+
+<p>The Leyes de las Indias, or code for the government of the Spanish
+colonies, although in some instances severe and arbitrary, were mild and
+paternal compared with their administration by the viceroys and other
+officials. Amongst them were two enactments, the Mita and the
+Repartimiento, intended by their propounders to civilize and improve the
+Indians, but fearfully abused in practice. By the Mita, the Peruvians were
+compelled to work in the mines and plantations. Every Spaniard who
+possessed one of these, received from the corregidor a certain number of
+Indians, to each of whom he paid daily wages, and for each of them an
+annual contribution of eight dollars to the State. This plan, if fairly
+and conscientiously carried out, might<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span> have been made a means of
+reclaiming the Indians from barbarity and idleness. But the truck system,
+unlimited and excessive time of labour, and other abuses, caused it to
+produce the precisely opposite effect to that proposed by the framers of
+the law. One-third only of the stipulated wage was given in money, the
+remainder in European manufactures, charged at exorbitant prices; and the
+Indians, unable to purchase the bare necessaries of life, were compelled
+to incur debts with their employers&mdash;debts that they could never pay off,
+and which rendered them slaves for their whole lives. The field labourers
+were made to toil from three in the morning till an hour after sundown;
+even the Sunday was no day of rest for these unfortunate helots. Such
+increasing and painful exertions annually swept away thousands of Indians.
+Various writers estimate at nine millions the number of those killed by
+labour and accident in the mines, during the last three centuries. Dr
+Tschudi does not think this an exaggeration, and calculates that three
+millions more have been sacrificed in the plantations, especially in the
+coca fields of the backwoods.</p>
+
+<p>The Repartimiento was the distribution of European wares and luxuries by
+the provincial authorities. Under this law, intended for the convenience
+of the people, and to supply them with clothes and other necessaries at
+fair prices, every corregidor became a sort of shopkeeper, caused all
+manner of merchandise to be sent to him from the capital, and compelled
+the Indian to buy. The prices affixed to the articles were absurdly
+exorbitant; a needle cost a real, a worthless knife or a pound of iron a
+dollar, an ell of printed calico two or three dollars. Lace, silk
+stockings, and false jewellery, were forced upon the richer class. After a
+short delay, the money was demanded; those who could not pay had their
+goods seized, and were sold as slaves to the mines or plantations. Not
+only useless objects&mdash;razors, for instance, for the beardless Indians&mdash;but
+things positively injurious and inconvenient, were thrust upon the
+unwilling purchasers. It will scarcely be believed that a corregidor, to
+whom a commercial friend had sent a consignment of spectacles, issued an
+edict, compelling all Indians, under penalty of a heavy fine, to wear
+glasses at certain public festivals.</p>
+
+<p>Against the abominable system of which the above abuses formed but a part,
+it was to be expected that sooner or later the Indians would revolt. For
+two centuries they submitted to it with wonderful patience and
+long-suffering. At last, a man was found to hoist the bloody flag of
+insurrection and revenge.</p>
+
+<p>Juan Santos, surnamed the Apostate, was an Indian from Huamanga, and
+claimed descent from Atahualpa, the last of the Incas, whom Pizarro hung.
+In the year 1741, having killed a Spaniard of noble birth in a quarrel, he
+fled to the woods, and there brooded over the oppression to which his
+countrymen were subjected. At that time, the zealous Spanish missionaries
+had made great progress in the conversion of the <i>Indios bravos</i>, a savage
+and cannibal tribe, amongst whom they fearlessly ventured, undeterred by
+the murder of many who had preceded them. Against these priests Santos
+instigated an outbreak. He first addressed himself to the tribe of the
+Campas, declared himself a descendant of the mighty Peruvian kings, and
+asserted that he possessed supernatural power, that he knew all their
+thoughts, and had the portrait of each of them in his heart. Then calling
+the Indians to him one by one, he lifted his upper garment, and allowed
+them to look in a mirror fastened upon his breast. The savages, astonished
+at the reflection of their faces, conceived a great veneration for Santos,
+and implicitly obeyed him. He at once led them to a general attack upon
+the priests, their property, and religion. By bold and sudden assaults,
+several Spanish fortified posts were taken, and the garrisons murdered. At
+the fort of Quimiri, the Indians put the muskets of the slain soldiers in
+a heap, set fire to them, and danced round the blazing pile. But the
+surprise of the place had been so well managed, that the Spaniards had had
+no time to fire even one volley, and their muskets were still loaded.
+Heated by the flames, they exploded, and spread destruction amongst the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span>
+dancing savages. Churches and mission-houses were destroyed, villages
+burnt, plantations laid waste; the priests were tied to the images of
+saints, and thrown into the rivers. In a few weeks, the missionary
+districts of middle Peru were utterly ravaged, and terror reigned in the
+land. The Spaniards feared a revolt of the Sierra Indians; strong measures
+were taken, forts built along the frontier, and the <i>bravos</i> driven back
+to their own territory. What became of Santos is not exactly known. Some
+affirm that he united several savage tribes in a confederacy, and ruled
+over them till his death. In the monastery of Ocopa, Dr Tschudi found an
+old manuscript, in which was the following note:&mdash;"The monster and
+apostate Juan Santos Atahualpa, after his diabolical destruction of our
+missions, suffered terribly from the wrath of God. He met the fate of
+Herod, and was eaten alive by worms."</p>
+
+<p>Although of short duration, the insurrection headed by Santos was weighty
+in its consequences. It showed the Indians their strength, and was
+followed by repeated revolts, especially in Southern Peru. For want of an
+able leader they all proved fruitless, until Tupac Amaru, cacique of
+Tungasuca, put himself at the head of a matured and well-organized
+revolution. A valid pretext for this was afforded by the corregidor of
+Tinta, Don Antonio Ariaga, who in one year, 1780, made repartimientos to
+the amount of three hundred and forty thousand dollars, and exacted the
+money for the useless wares with cruel severity. Tupac Amaru assembled the
+Indians, seized the corregidor, and hung him. This was the signal for a
+general uprising in the whole of Southern Peru, and a bloody war ensued.
+In April 1781, Tupac Amaru, his wife, and several of the rebel chiefs,
+were made prisoners by a detachment of Spanish cavalry. They were tried at
+Cuzco, found guilty, and condemned to death. The unfortunate cacique was
+compelled to witness the execution of his wife, two sons, his
+brother-in-law, Antonio Bastidas, and of other relations and friends. He
+then had his tongue cut out, and was torn by four horses. His body was
+burned, his head and limbs were stuck upon poles in different towns of the
+disturbed districts. In Huancayo, Dr Tschudi met with an old Creole, who,
+when a lad of sixteen, had witnessed the barbarous execution of the
+cacique of Tangasuca. He described him as a tall handsome man, with a
+quick piercing eye, and serious resolute countenance. He beheld the death
+of his family with great emotion, but submitted without a murmur to his
+own horrible fate. He was not long unavenged. His brother, his remaining
+son Andres, and a daring Indian chief named Nicacatari, carried on the war
+with increased vigour and ferocity, and at the head of a numerous force
+threw themselves before the large fortified town of Sorrata, whither the
+Spaniards from the surrounding country, trusting to the strength of the
+place, had fled for safety. When Andres Tupac Amaru saw that with his
+Indians, armed only with knives, clubs, and slings, he had no chance
+against the powerful artillery of his foe, he caused the streams from the
+neighbouring mountains to be conducted to the town, and surrounded it with
+water The earthen fortifications were soon undermined, and when they gave
+way the place was taken by assault. With the exception of eighty-seven
+priests and monks, the whole of the besieged, twenty-two thousand in
+number, were cruelly slaughtered. From Sorrata the Indian army moved
+westwards, and was victorious in several actions with the Spanish troops.
+Gold, however, accomplished what the sword had failed to do. Seduced by
+bribes and promises, an Indian follower of Andres guided a party of
+Spanish soldiers to the council house of the rebels. The chiefs were all
+taken and put to death. Deprived of its leaders, the Indian army broke up
+and dispersed. Innumerable executions followed, and the war was estimated
+to have cost from first to last nearly a hundred thousand lives. Its only
+beneficial result to the Indians was the abolition of repartimientos.</p>
+
+<p>During the revolution that lost Peru to Spain, the Indians took part with
+the patriots, who deluded them with promises of a monarchy, and of placing
+a descendant of the Incas on the throne. Not clearly understanding<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span> the
+causes of the war, the Indians frequently turned their arms against their
+own allies, and killed all white men who fell into their power. Many
+provinces were entirely deserted by the Creoles and Metises, in
+consequence of the furious animosity of the coloured race. In Jauja, the
+Indians swore they would not leave so much as a white dog or fowl alive,
+and they even scratched the white paint from the walls of the houses. When
+General Valdos and his cavalry crossed the river of Jauja and attacked the
+Indians, the latter scorned to save themselves by flight, but threw
+themselves upon the lances with cries of "<i>Mata me, Godo!</i><small><a name="f11.1" id="f11.1" href="#f11">[11]</a></small> Kill me!"
+Two thousand remained upon the field, the Spaniards not ceasing to kill
+till their arms were too tired to strike.</p>
+
+<p>Dr Tschudi inclines to believe that sooner or later the Indians will throw
+off the yoke of the effeminate and cowardly Creoles, and establish a
+government of their own. Whether such a government will be able or allowed
+to maintain itself, it is difficult to say; although, as the doctor
+observes, why should it not, at least, as well as a negro republic in an
+Archipelago peopled by the most civilized nations of Europe? Since the
+separation of Peru from Spain, the Indians have made great progress in
+many respects; they have been admitted into the army, have become familiar
+with fire-arms and military man&oelig;uvres, and have learned the manufacture
+of gunpowder, materials for which their mountains abundantly afford. Their
+hatred of the whites is bitter as ever, their feeling of nationality very
+strong&mdash;their attachment to the memory of their Incas, and to their old
+form of government, undiminished. In spite of long oppression, they still
+possess pride and self-reliance. Besides the government forced upon them
+by the Creoles, they preserve and obey their old laws. Let a leader like
+Tupac Amaru appear amongst them, and there is every probability of an
+Indian revolution, very different in its results to any that has yet
+occurred.</p>
+
+<p>Most Robinson Crusoe-like in its interest is the long chapter wherein Dr
+Tschudi details his forest adventures, and we regret that we must be very
+summary in our notice of it. With extraordinary courage and perseverance
+the doctor and a German friend made their way to the heart of the
+backwoods, built themselves a log-hut, and, despising the numerous dangers
+by which they were environed, abode there for months, collecting
+zoological specimens. Of the perils that beset them, Dr Tschudi's
+unvarnished narrative of the daily sights and nocturnal sounds that
+assailed their startled senses in those wild regions, gives a lively idea.
+Indian cannibals, ferocious beasts, reptiles whose bite is instant death,
+venomous insects, and even vampires, compose the pleasant population of
+this district, into which these stout-hearted Europeans fearlessly
+ventured. Of the beasts of prey the ounce is the most dangerous; and so
+fierce and numerous has its breed become in certain districts of Peru, as
+to compel the Indians to abandon their villages. We are told of one
+hamlet, in the ravine of Mayunmarca, that has been desolate for a century
+past on this account. The ounces used annually to decimate its
+inhabitants. More perilous even than these animals, to the wanderer in the
+forest, are the innumerable serpents that lurk beneath the accumulation of
+dead leaves bestrewing the ground. The most deadly is a small viper about
+ten inches long, the only species of the viper family as yet discovered in
+South America. The virulence of its venom kills the strongest man in the
+space of two or three minutes. The Indians, when bitten by it, do not
+dream of seeking an antidote, but at once lie down to die. Bats are
+exceedingly plentiful, and very large, some measuring nearly two feet
+across the extended wings. The blood-sucker or vampire (phyllostoma) finds
+its way in search of food into stables and houses. The smooth-haired
+domestic animals are especially liable to its attacks. With wings half
+open it places itself upon their backs, and rubs with its snout till the
+small sharp teeth break the outer skin.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span> Then it draws in its wings,
+stretches itself out, and sucks the blood, making the while a gentle
+movement with its body, not unlike the undulations of a busy leech. The
+fanning motion of the wings described by some writers was never observed
+by Dr Tschudi. Although these vampires only imbibe a few ounces of blood,
+the subsequent h&aelig;morrhage is very great, and full-grown mules sometimes
+die of the exhaustion caused by their repeated attacks. One of the
+doctor's beasts was only saved from such a fate by being rubbed every five
+or six days with turpentine and other strong-smelling drugs, which kept
+off the vampires. It has often been disputed whether these disgusting
+animals attack human beings. Our traveller deposes to their doing so, and
+cites an instance witnessed by himself. A bat (Ph. erythromos, Tsch.)
+fixed upon the nose of an Indian who lay drunk in the court of a
+plantation, and sucked his blood till it was unable to fly away. Violent
+inflammation and swelling of the Indian's head were the consequences of
+the trifling wound inflicted.</p>
+
+<p>We must here make mention of the carbunculo, a fabulous animal, whose
+existence obtains credit in most parts of Peru. Wherever he went, Dr
+Tschudi heard stories of this creature, and met persons who asserted that
+they had seen it. It is reported to be of the size of a fox, with long
+black hair, and only to appear at night, when it glides slowly through the
+bushes or amongst the rocks. When pursued, a valve or trap-door opens in
+its forehead, and an extraordinarily brilliant object&mdash;believed by the
+natives to be a precious stone&mdash;becomes visible, dispelling the darkness
+and dazzling the pursuer. Then the forehead closes, and the creature
+disappears. According to other accounts, it emerges from its lurking-place
+with carbuncle displayed, and only conceals it when attacked. This strange
+superstition is not of Spanish origin, but of older date than Pizarro's
+invasion. Of course it has never been possible to catch or kill a specimen
+of this remarkable species, although the Spaniards have used every effort
+to get hold of such a creature; and in the viceroy's instructions to the
+missionaries, the carbunculo was set down in the very first rank of
+desiderata. Dr Tschudi vainly endeavoured to discover, with some degree of
+certainty, what animal had served as a pretext for the fable.</p>
+
+<p>After a four years residence in Peru, and when preparing for a journey
+that was to include an investigation of all the provinces, and to last for
+several years, Dr Tschudi was seized in the Cordilleras with a nervous
+fever, which brought him to the brink of the grave. Upon his recovery, he
+found that long repose, both of mind and body, was essential to the
+complete restoration of his health. Such repose he could not be certain of
+granting himself if he remained in Peru, and he therefore resolved to seek
+it upon the ocean. He took ship, and reached Europe at the commencement of
+1843, after an absence of five years. He greatly regrets not having
+visited every part of Peru, especially the historical city of Cuzco, and
+the forests of Urubamba. But his harvest of knowledge has been so rich and
+abundant, that he should not, we think, begrudge the remnant of the crop
+to the gleaners who may come after him.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span></p>
+<h2>"MORIAMUR PRO REGE NOSTRO."</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3><span class="smcap">Chapter</span> I.</h3>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span style="margin-left: 8em;">"Our coming</span><br />
+Is not for salutation: we have business."<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;"><span class="smcap">Ben. Jonson.</span></span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On the 9th of September 1741, shortly after the hour of nightfall, a
+silvery mist hung over the broad stream of the Danube, and the environs of
+the city of Presburg&mdash;at that time considered the capital of Hungary&mdash;and
+shrouded the earth with its grey veil; although the heavens above were
+bright and clear, and the stars shone cheerily and proudly, as if no
+earthly influence could damp or dull them. Before the St Michael's gate,
+which opens on the side of the town the most remote from the Danube, and
+on to the road leading into the interior of the country, and towards the
+first low ridge of the Carpathians which skirts Presburg to the north, sat
+a traveller on horseback&mdash;his ample cloak wrapped carefully about his
+person, as much, it would seem, to screen him from observation, as from
+the first freshness of the commencing autumn season, and his broad
+three-cornered and gold-laced hat pulled down upon his brow.</p>
+
+<p>He had ridden, at the brisk pace, across the stone bridge which leads over
+a dry moat to the old gateway, and had suddenly checked his horse on
+finding the gate closed before him.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Corpo di Bacco!</i>" he exclaimed aloud, in a tone of intense vexation.
+"The gate is shut for the night&mdash;I feared as much."</p>
+
+<p>"What's to be done!" he continued to murmur to himself, after a pause. "To
+wake the guardian of the gate, and demand an entrance, would be to excite
+attention, and subject myself, perhaps, to questionings. No, no! That,
+above all, must be avoided. And yet, see him I must to-night. Time
+presses. Should the devil, who has served me so well as yet, desert me
+now, and take flight, the coward! before a few inches of deal board, and a
+few pounds of hammered iron! Bolts and bars! <i>Bagatelles!</i> Fortunately the
+old fox has taken up his earth near the gate. If I calculate aright, the
+hinder windows of his lodging must look out upon the moat; and I will try
+whether I cannot come to speech of him."</p>
+
+<p>"Fortuna, jade! Thou art propitious still, if yonder rays be those from
+the old ivy-owl's watch-lamp!" muttered the traveller once more to
+himself, as he looked towards a light, which apparently struggled to send
+its gleams through the thick haze, from a low window of one of the houses
+overhanging the dry moat, to the left of the gateway. "At all events, I'll
+even risk the venture; and if, after all, I am out in my reckoning, and
+should stumble either upon an amorous dame awaiting her adored, or a mad
+student seeking the philosopher's stone&mdash;should I appear as a spirit of
+love from above, or a spirit of darkness from below&mdash;<i>Cospetto!</i> I'll play
+my part to the life, and find an entrance to this cursed town, spite of
+locked gates and barred posterns! The Virgin be praised! I am no schoolboy
+at my first adventure."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Allons</i>, Briccone!" he cried, applying the spur to his jaded horse,
+which stood reeking thickly, in the misty air, from the effects of a long
+and rapid journey. "You must seek other quarters for the night, old boy!"</p>
+
+<p>The animal snorted, as its head was turned once more from the gateway, and
+moved unwillingly, as if endeavouring to resist the seeming attempt to
+undertake any further excursion that night: but the way was not long which
+it was destined to travel. Among the clay-built houses which formed the
+suburb, the traveller speedily discovered the projecting whisp of hay,
+announcing that the hovel, from the doorway of which it was suspended,
+offered accommodation, such as it was, for man and beast. Summoning from
+the interior a sleepy lad, in a dirty Hungarian costume, of full
+shirt-sleeves and broad<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span> trowsers, which once had been white, and
+confiding Briccone to his care, he returned to the gateway of the town.</p>
+
+<p>When he again stood upon the gateway bridge, the first care of the
+stranger was to stoop, and collect a quantity of small pebbles in the
+hollow of his left hand. Provided with this ammunition, he approached as
+near as he could towards the spot whence the light he had before remarked
+proceeded.</p>
+
+<p>"A curse upon this rotten mist!" he muttered. "I can see nothing. Around
+and about is a fog from the devil's own caldron, as if it were cooked on
+purpose to blind me; whilst the stars are twinkling above, as if they
+squinted down upon my confusion, and laughed me to scorn. However, at all
+ventures, have at my mark!"</p>
+
+<p>With these words, he flung pebble after pebble in the direction of the
+light. Several of the missiles were heard to rattle against the walls of
+the house; and a few others rendered a clearer ringing sound, as if they
+had struck upon glass. After a short space of time, the light disappeared
+almost entirely; and a window was heard to open. The traveller raised
+another pebble in his hand, with a smile upon his face, as if inclined to
+take a last random shot at the head which had probably replaced the light
+at the open window; but he checked his humour with a short low laugh, and
+coughed to attract attention. The cough was immediately re-echoed in a
+hoarse and hollow voice.</p>
+
+<p>"That should be the old raven's croak," said the stranger to himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Bandini!" he cried, in a low but distinct tone, through his hollowed
+hands.</p>
+
+<p>"Hush!" rejoined the voice from the window. "Not so loud! Is it you?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Diavolo!</i>" replied the traveller, approaching closer to the wall of the
+town, and speaking as low as possible. "Who should it be, man? But the
+gate is closed; and I have no mind to expose myself to the investigations
+of the gatekeeper's lantern, and all the cross-examination and
+tittle-tattle that may follow."</p>
+
+<p>"I waited for you with impatience," pursued his interlocutor; "and when
+the gate closed for the night, placed my lamp at the window as a beacon."</p>
+
+<p>"All right!" replied the other. "But what's to be done now, man?"</p>
+
+<p>"Can you climb?" continued the hoarse voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Like a cat or a Spanish lover," was the reply. "Perhaps I have no little
+in me of the first; at all events I have often tried the trade of the
+latter."</p>
+
+<p>"Descend into the moat from the end of the bridge," pursued the personage
+at the window. "The passage is easy. I will provide for your ascent."</p>
+
+<p>Following these short instructions, the stranger returned over the bridge;
+and catching from stem to stem of the few stunted trees that grew upon the
+precipitous sides of the descent, he clambered, without much difficulty,
+to the bottom of the steep. As he crossed the reedy and moist soil of the
+moat, the noise of a falling object directed his steps towards a part of
+the wall where a ladder of cords awaited him. Profiting by this aid, and
+grasping, where he could, the projecting stones of the rude masonry which
+formed the lower part of the house, the stranger mounted with ready
+agility to the level of a window.</p>
+
+<p>"You have not chosen your quarters upon the town-wall for nothing, I am
+inclined to suppose, Master Bandini," he said, as he found himself in face
+of a dark form at the opening to which he had arrived.</p>
+
+<p>"All things have their uses," was the laconic reply, uttered with a hoarse
+laugh.</p>
+
+<p>In a few moments the stranger had squeezed his person adroitly through the
+low window, and stood in the interior of the room.</p>
+
+<p>The apartment into which he had been thus clandestinely introduced, was
+faintly lighted by the single lamp which had served as a beacon; and the
+rays of this lamp, as they fell upon the dark walls, half revealed, in
+fantastic indistinctness, a variety of miscellaneous objects. Ranged upon
+shelves on either side of the entrance door, stood a quantity of jars and
+phials of different shapes, mixed with glass vessels, containing strange
+serpents and lizards, and human half-born deformities, preserved in
+spirits&mdash;all the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span> <i>materia medica</i>, either for use or show, necessary for
+the establishment of a druggist-physician of the day. On the opposite side
+of the room, beneath the hard and slovenly pallet which served as bed,
+might be half seen, from under the covering, two or three chests, the iron
+clasps and fastenings of which, with their immense padlocks, seemed to
+tell a tale of well-stored treasures of moneys or papers, and of other
+avocations than those of doctoring and leeching. Above the bed hung the
+crucifix, that necessary appendage to the dwelling of a good and pious
+Catholic; but, whether by accident or design, the form of the Divine
+sufferer on the cross was now turned against the wall. A table in the
+middle of the room was covered with old books and papers; and before the
+chair, from which the inmate of the apartment had probably risen when
+surprised by the signals of his visitor, was a large volume, which he now
+precipitately closed, but not, however, without being remarked by the
+stranger, who smiled a significant smile upon observing this hasty
+movement.</p>
+
+<p>But, if the aspect of the apartment was strange, stranger still was that
+of its occupier. He was a little man, at an advanced period of life, whose
+spare and shrivelled form might be fancied ill-calculated to support the
+large head which surmounted it. Was the head, however, ill-proportioned to
+the body, still more out of proportion were the large black projecting
+eyebrows, the huge eagle nose, and the swelled hanging under-lip, to the
+general contour of the head. His thick black hair was closely shorn to his
+skull, as if to develop more clearly these interesting features; and if
+powder had been bestowed upon it, in obedience to the fashion of the
+better classes of the day, it had been bestowed so sparingly, or had
+assumed a colour so closely assimilated to that of dust and dirt, as to
+escape the discovery of all eyes but those of a very closely investigating
+naturalist. No less doubtful was the colour of the long cravat tied
+loosely about his neck. His upper person was inclosed in a huge black
+widely pocketed coat and lappet waistcoat, both many ells too wide for his
+shrunken form; whilst his nether man disported at ease in a pair of black
+pantaloons and high boots, which seemed to incase the proportions of a
+skeleton. From the sleeves of the wide coat hung a pair of long dirty
+begrimed hands, which, without a doubt, belonged rightfully to the owner
+of the aforesaid skeleton shanks.</p>
+
+<p>Far different was the appearance of his visitor. He was a tall well-formed
+man, between thirty and forty years of age. His dress, which he displayed
+as he threw aside his cloak, cut in the cumbrous fashion of the day, was
+that of a man of pretensions to a certain rank; and his <i>coiffure</i>, with
+its necessary appendage of pigtail, might be seen, in spite of his hasty
+journey, to have been arranged with care, and powdered. Although his
+person was prepossessing, there was, however, a certain dash of the <i>rou&eacute;</i>
+in his appearance, and a look of design and cunning in his dark eyes, long
+fine-drawn nose, and thin lipless mouth, which would speedily have removed
+the first more agreeable impression of an observer.</p>
+
+<p>"All's well that ends well!" said the stranger, as he removed his hat and
+cloak. "It is perhaps better, after all, that I should make my entry thus.
+I have ridden hard, Master Bandini, and Briccone carried me well; but the
+road was longer than I had surmised, and I had a matter or two to dispose
+of on my way."</p>
+
+<p>"Better late than never, noble cavaliere!" replied the man addressed as
+Bandini.</p>
+
+<p>"Hush! no names, man, until I be assured that we have no listeners here,"
+said the cavaliere.</p>
+
+<p>Without replying, the old man removed the shutters from a window, forming
+a thorough light to that by which the stranger had entered, and looked out
+into the winding steep descent which forms the first street of the city of
+Presburg from St Michael's gate. It was faintly lighted by a lantern, but
+empty of all passengers.</p>
+
+<p>"How now, man!" said the stranger impatiently.</p>
+
+<p>"Why! if it must be said," replied the old man, closing the shutter and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span>
+returning; "I have a lodger here, in my apartment. But he is still
+without; nor will he yet return."</p>
+
+<p>"A lodger!" exclaimed the other, in an angry tone&mdash;"and at such a moment!
+How could you be so incautious, Bandini? This is one of your miserly
+tricks: you would expose your best friends for a few miserable kreutzers
+more or less."</p>
+
+<p>"Live and let live, is my maxim," answered Bandini with a growl.</p>
+
+<p>The stranger shrugged his shoulders with vexation.</p>
+
+<p>"And who is this lodger, man?" he cried.</p>
+
+<p>"Only a poor Hungarian country noble," replied Bandini in a more cajoling
+tone. "A youth! a very youth! a poor unsuspecting youth! He has come, like
+all the other nobles of the land, great and small, to obey the call of her
+they call their <i>King</i>, to attend this Diet summoned at Presburg; and he
+occupies my other rooms with his servant&mdash;a rustic!&mdash;a mere rustic!&mdash;a
+rude untutored rustic!"</p>
+
+<p>"It was ill done, Bandini," continued the stranger, with still evident
+marks of discontent. "A lodger in the house, when you must know that I
+need privacy! It was ill done, I tell you."</p>
+
+<p>The old man only muttered something between his teeth by way of a reply.</p>
+
+<p>"Have a care, man," resumed his visitor, "how you juggle with me in this
+matter. You are richly paid by my employers for the support you give me,
+and the concealment your house affords; but should evil befall us&mdash;be it
+through your treachery or your imprudence, it matters not&mdash;<i>per Jovem</i>,
+the evil shall fall a hundred-fold upon your own head. I swear it to you;
+and you know I am a man to keep my word."</p>
+
+<p>"Jehovah! here's a turmoil about the mere miserable lodging of a poor
+youth!" growled the old man doggedly, although the rapid passing of a long
+skeleton finger over the tip of his huge nose betrayed a certain degree of
+nervous agitation.</p>
+
+<p>"Master Bandini," interrupted the stranger, unheeding him, "I have a word
+to speak with you&mdash;and one that nearly concerns yourself, Master
+Bandini&mdash;before we proceed further in business."</p>
+
+<p>"Look ye!" he pursued, in a more indifferent tone, throwing himself down
+on to a chair, and crossing his legs composedly, but fixing the man called
+Bandini at the same time with his keen eye. "Look ye, friend druggist,
+physician, usurer, miser, secret agent, spy&mdash;or whatever other name you
+bear in designation, avocation, character, or <i>creed</i>"&mdash;and he laid a
+slight emphasis on the word&mdash;"there are no friends so sure as those who
+are convinced we know then thoroughly&mdash;a right understanding is sympathy,
+<i>amico mio</i>, and sympathy is bond and union."</p>
+
+<p>The old man looked through his beetling brows at his visitor without any
+evidence of trouble; but he ceased irritating the tip of his nose only to
+twitch more nervously at the sleeves of his coat, as if to give himself an
+air of composure and dignity by adjusting them, as a modern fop might do
+by pulling up his shirt-collar.</p>
+
+<p>"Think you I have forgotten," continued the stranger with a slight sneer,
+"that when we first met in Italy&mdash;no matter upon what business, or to what
+intent&mdash;Master Bandini bore the name of Israeli, and that, when forced to
+leave that country&mdash;persecuted, as he himself would say, for some little
+matter of flagrant usury, and mayhap also of a drug or two that lulled
+some rich old uncle to a sleep from which he woke not, and made a
+spendthrift debtor his heir&mdash;he returned to the land of his birth, I will
+not say of his fathers, and, for reasons good, under another name and a
+foreign guise, thinking that the name of Israel, spite of its adopted
+termination, smacked somewhat too notoriously of his origin, his Jewish
+origin, Master Bandini?"</p>
+
+<p>The Jew druggist tossed his heavy head with an expression that, however
+ill assured, was meant to say, "Well! and what then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Think you I know not that, fearing the prejudices against his race might
+injure the gains of his various trades, perhaps also that the name he bore
+might recal reminiscences better forgotten for ever, he assumed a
+Christian appellation, passed for an honest<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span> Christian man&mdash;<i>honest</i>,
+humph!" added the stranger with a sniggering laugh&mdash;"and infringed the
+severe laws of Hungary, which compel all of his tribe to dwell within one
+prescribed street in each city, and wear one distinctive dress&mdash;laws that,
+if called into execution, would bring him contumely, imprisonment,
+ruin&mdash;ay ruin, Master Israeli&mdash;humph, I forgot&mdash;Bandini? Think you I have
+no eyes to see yon cross ostentatiously displayed to Christian visitors,
+now turned against the wall, with the contempt of one of your accursed
+race&mdash;a deed in itself a crime to merit mortal punishment?"</p>
+
+<p>The Jew stole a glance at the cross, and was evidently moved.</p>
+
+<p>"Think you I divine not," pursued his visitor, hastily snatching from the
+table the heavy book closed upon his entrance, and flinging it open upon
+his knees, "that this jargon of the devil is your Hebrew book of worship,
+in which Master Bandini seeks for rules of conduct for the further welfare
+of his soul&mdash;if so be he have one&mdash;in the persecution and torture of
+Christian men&mdash;a pretty religion, <i>cospetto!</i>&mdash;or may be, practises
+sorcery?" And the stranger laughed ironically at his own suggestion.
+"Think you I know not all this, Master Bandini?"</p>
+
+<p>"And if the Cavaliere Caracalli knows me, what have I to fear from him?"
+said the Jew sullenly, with a look of defiance.</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! that would seem a threat!" answered the cavaliere haughtily. "Once
+more, have a care, man, how you deal with me! What you have to fear I will
+tell you, Master Bandini, rogue&mdash;all that your worst fears can
+contemplate, should I have reason to believe you a traitor." And, at these
+words, he sprang up from his chair, and confronted the old man, with an
+evident desire to intimidate him by his movement.</p>
+
+<p>The Jew druggist did not flinch; but he answered with less of defiance.</p>
+
+<p>"I am no traitor&mdash;no traitor to you; and, though you know me, why should I
+not serve you still? Why should we not be friends?"</p>
+
+<p>"Friends! you and I!" said the cavaliere with scorn. "But no matter! This
+affair of the lodger looks ill, I tell you."</p>
+
+<p>"Times are bad&mdash;times are bad, noble cavaliere," stammered the Jew, in a
+whining and apologetic tone. "Our contract stipulated not that I should
+not strive to earn an honest livelihood where I could."</p>
+
+<p>"And who prevents you, man," said the cavaliere, with a sneer, "from
+earning what you please to term an honest livelihood, as far as it
+interfere not with my interests? But this imprudence"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Heavy losses! heavy losses!" continued the old man, interrupting him, to
+pursue his apology. "I have had heavy and serious losses, which I must
+strive to cover by what scanty means are left me&mdash;to say naught of drugs
+unpaid, and services to the rich ill recompensed and scouted. I am a needy
+man. I am, indeed, a needy man." The cavaliere shrugged his shoulders.
+"Ah! You feel not that, noble sir. But the God of my fathers knows that it
+is true. Was there not the Illok affair, in which the poor money-lender
+was cheated of his honest earnings? Did not the Count Csaki leave the
+country, a bankrupt, and cause me all but utter ruin? And, worse than all,
+did not the Baron Bartori, after he had made over to me his estates, in
+return for moneys lent him in his need, die with the intent and purpose,
+as one would say, to defraud me of my just dues? and did not his son,
+without whose signature to destroy the entail, I cannot obtain possession
+of my rights&mdash;the God of Israel's curse be on the Philistine laws of this
+unjust country!&mdash;disappear, no one knows whither? He is an honest youth,
+and a just, they say, who would not deprive a poor needy man of his own:
+but he may be dead&mdash;he may be dead, without giving his precious
+sign-manual; and I should be a ruined man&mdash;a ruined man&mdash;alas! alas!"</p>
+
+<p>The cavaliere had borne impatiently the lamentations thus uttered as
+apologies for his love of gain by the Jew money-lender: and he now broke
+in upon them with disgust.</p>
+
+<p>"A truce to all this comedy of woe, man! If you be shorn of a lock or two
+of your ill-gotten golden fleece, we well know that it is still a full and
+warm one. Come, come&mdash;no more of this!" he pursued, as the Jew continued
+to squeeze alternately<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span> the skeleton fingers of each hand, as though he
+pretended to be wringing them in despair. "We must to business; and since
+the mischief has been done&mdash;and, mark me! it must be remedied forthwith,
+and this boy driven from the house&mdash;see that the coast be clear!"</p>
+
+<p>"He is from home, I tell you," was Bandini's reply; and he was continuing
+to murmur, with sunken head, the words, "Heavy losses! heavy losses! Why
+did he die? And were aught to happen to his son, as is likely in these
+troublesome times, I were ruined&mdash;utterly ruined. Oh! heavy losses!"&mdash;when
+an angry exclamation and an imperative gesture from his visitor, repeated
+the order to look that they were alone and undisturbed.</p>
+
+<p>The old man lighted a small hand-lamp at that which stood upon the table,
+undrew the bolts that fastened the door, and left the room with sullen
+look and step. He was gone for a very brief space of time; but this short
+interval was employed by the stranger in turning over, with rapid hand and
+scrutinizing eye, the papers which lay upon the table. He shook his head
+with a sneer of indifference, as if he had found nothing worthy of his
+attention, and had scarcely time to resume his seat with an air of
+unconcern, when the Jew returned, and, eyeing him narrowly, advanced into
+the room with that haste of suspicion and fear, which induced even the
+usurer to forget his usual precautions of bolts and bars.</p>
+
+<p>"There is no one in the house but ourselves," he said, with still sulky
+air.</p>
+
+<p>"Then seat yourself, man, and open to me your wallet of sayings and
+doings; and let's see what scraps of information you may have gleaned. It
+should be crammed full, ere this. Seat yourself, I say, and clear that
+gloomy brow of yours," said the cavaliere with a laugh. "What has passed
+since I last saw you?"</p>
+
+<p>"The city is already thronged with the nobility of Hungary, convoked by
+this woman, who still asserts her rights over them, in the hope that they
+may aid her in her troubles;" commenced the Jew, seating himself, in
+obedience to his visitor's command. "Jehovah! what a stir they make! What
+moneys do they lavish upon foolish pomp! What spendthrift profusion do
+they display! It curdles the very blood of a poor thrifty man within him,
+to witness such insensate prodigality. But they must rue their folly. They
+will need moneys; they will seek to obtain moneys of the poor druggist.
+Ah!" And the usurer rubbed his hands with satisfaction; but then, seeing
+the gestures of impatience displayed by his companion, he proceeded: "But
+there is much discontent, I hear, among them; and, where she has not
+enemies, she has lukewarm friends. They will no longer, they say, be
+governed by a weak woman, who can so ill wield the reins of power, and who
+has already staked and lost all the other inheritance of her father"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Unjustly herited&mdash;unjustly held. Forget not that, Master Bandini!"
+interrupted the Italian.</p>
+
+<p>"Unjustly&mdash;well, well! I am no legist to understand these things," pursued
+the Jew; "only a poor thrifty physician"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"And usurer," again broke in his companion.</p>
+
+<p>Bandini smiled a sour smile, and continued:</p>
+
+<p>"Call me usurer, if you will. I see no scorn in the term; and I have
+turned my money-lending to account in this matter. Yes! and in your
+service; although you but now called me traitor. Have I not refused moneys
+to those who offered me good securities and values, and at my own loss&mdash;at
+my own loss, cavaliere&mdash;because I would not deal with those who would
+hazard their all in a war to aid this woman in her desperate need? And
+although my friend Zachariah has lent them sums of precious metal, has it
+not been upon such great interest, and at such peril to themselves, that
+they cannot risk so dangerous a venture as the espousing her cause, and
+upon their written engagement also&mdash;and this as by my advice, mark me,
+noble cavaliere!&mdash;that they should not take up arms? Have I not done this
+to serve you?&mdash;at my own loss, I say; and can you call me traitor now?"</p>
+
+<p>"So far all goes well," said the Italian, unheeding the importance<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span>
+attached by the Jew to the supposed services rendered. "Maria Theresa will
+be foiled in her last attempt at opposition to her enemy's force, by
+seeking succours from her so-called faithful Hungarians. Success, also,
+has crowned my efforts in my expedition throughout the land, Master
+Bandini," he pursued, raising himself from his listless posture, with a
+look of animation and triumph. "The seeds of discord and discontent have
+every where been sown. I have visited these proud eagles, the Hungarian
+nobles, in their country-nests; and I have employed all means to turn them
+from listening to the appeal of their fugitive queen. To the worldly-wise,
+I have urged the ruin of war to their already troubled and impoverished
+country,&mdash;to the lovers of their fatherland, the independence of Hungary,
+and freedom from the House of Austria, if they will seize this opportunity
+to shake off its yoke, instead of again cringing to its call,&mdash;to the man,
+the weakness of submitting to a woman's sway,&mdash;to the needy and the
+grasping, I have promised, and even already lavished, the bribes of
+France, Spain, and Sardinia, to induce them to refuse their aid,&mdash;to the
+ambitious, place, rank, orders, courtly favour from my powerful employers,
+should they espouse their cause. I have studied men's characters, and read
+men's minds, to turn them to my will; and although I have met with
+opposition, endangered my life indeed, and risked my safety from ill-will,
+yet I have so strewn my grain, that, when Maria Theresa shall appear upon
+the field, she shall reap tares where she hoped to gather wheat. The cause
+is lost, I tell you!"</p>
+
+<p>The Jew rubbed his hands with an air of satisfaction, which seemed to show
+that the profits to be divided from his association in the political
+man&oelig;uvres of his visitor were to be proportionate to the success of
+these hazardous schemes, and that visions of golden reward already floated
+before his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"And the opening of the Diet is still fixed for the 11th?" inquired the
+Italian, after a pause, in which he had allowed his unwonted enthusiasm to
+cool down to a bearing of indifference, which was more his nature.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;the day following the morrow," answered Bandini.</p>
+
+<p>"Has she already made her appearance in the city?" again asked his
+visitor.</p>
+
+<p>"It is supposed that she is not yet here. There has been no solemn entry;
+but she must be here every hour," was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>"In that morrow we have as yet time for much," said the cavaliere. "I must
+pursue my measures here with caution. My great scheme, of which more,
+perhaps, hereafter, may be tried at any issue; and woe betide Maria
+Theresa, if"&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>As he uttered these words, the Italian was startled and interrupted by the
+abrupt opening of the door of the apartment. The Jew turned round with
+surprise, whilst his companion, checking the first involuntary movement,
+which induced him to look in the same direction, buried himself in his
+chair, so as to conceal himself as much as possible from the intruder.</p>
+
+<p>The person who entered was a tall old man, whose erect figure and firm
+step proved how little time had weighed upon his natural vigour. His
+features were bold and rude, although not deficient in that species of
+manly beauty which an expression of confidence and energy bestows, and
+were fully displayed by the disposal of his grizzled hair, which, torn
+back from his forehead, and plastered over his head with an evident
+profusion of grease, descended on to his back in a long braided tail. His
+dress was of that description known in other parts of Europe as the hussar
+uniform, which was worn by certain of the domestics belonging to the
+Hungarian nobility. The yellow braid profusely bestowed across the breast
+of his jacket, and upon the pockets and sides of his tight blue
+pantaloons, was of a colour that showed what good service his attire had
+already seen. In his brawny hands he held his shako, as he advanced into
+the room, with more of rudeness than of deference in his manner.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it you, Master Farkas?" said the Jew, rising to meet him. "I did not
+hear you enter."</p>
+
+<p>"I opened the street door below with the pass-key you gave us," replied
+the man; whilst, at these words,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span> the cavaliere stamped his foot in anger.</p>
+
+<p>"You made but little noise," resumed Bandini suspiciously.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose you were too much engaged to hear us; for I see you have a
+visitor," said the old man, fixing his eyes upon the form whose back was
+turned to him, and advancing familiarly further into the room.</p>
+
+<p>But the Jew intercepted him.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you want here, Master Farkas?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Teremtette!</i>" said the fellow roughly. "Would you have my lord up to bed
+in the dark, like a rat or a gipsy thief? I want a light."</p>
+
+<p>"I will attend your master forthwith," said the Jew, taking up the
+hand-lamp, and hastening to the door.</p>
+
+<p>"My master, ugh! My lord, if it please or please not your worship,"
+growled Farkas, preceding the landlord out of the apartment.</p>
+
+<p>When the Jew returned, his visitor confronted him with angry looks.</p>
+
+<p>"See to what you expose me, fellow, by your villanous meanness!" exclaimed
+the cavaliere. "And, not content with harbouring vagabonds in your house,
+that, for aught I know, may be spies upon us, you furnish them with
+pass-keys, to surprise us when they will&mdash;to ear-wig at the doors, hear
+our discourse, betray our secrets. How now, fellow, what have you to
+answer?"</p>
+
+<p>"I tell you that they are most innocent and unsuspecting rustics, both,"
+stammered the Jew&mdash;"both master and man. There can be no danger."</p>
+
+<p>"No danger!" continued the angry cavaliere. "No danger, fellow!
+<i>Cospetto!</i> this very circumstance may be my ruin! That voice, too, was
+not unknown to me. I have heard it somewhere, although I know not where.
+It sounded to me as the reminiscence of some past evil&mdash;a raven's croak,
+announcing still more ill to come. <i>Santa Vergine!</i> If we are lost, I will
+have your life, with my own hand;" and he half drew his sword from the
+scabbard.</p>
+
+<p>Bandini drew back sulkily, with further protestations, deprecations, and
+endeavours to mollify his visitor: but it was long before the cavaliere
+could be appeased. Once he left the room and listened in the passage, and
+at the young Hungarian's door. Then he descended to the street entrance,
+and examined the lock: and only when convinced that the other inhabitants
+of the house were still, and had probably retired to rest, did he come
+back. When he returned to the Jew's room, his brow was still knitted
+angrily; but, after drawing a bolt across the door, he sat down with less
+of agitation.</p>
+
+<p>More unfriendly words again passed between the confederates; but, after a
+time, the Italian spy and the Jew money-lender were again conversing, in
+lowered tones, upon the schemes of the former.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3><span class="smcap">Chapter</span> II</h3>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span style="margin-left: 3em;">"Underneath the grove of sycamore,</span><br />
+That westward rooteth from the city's side&mdash;<br />
+So early walking did I see your son:<br />
+Towards him I made; but he was ware of me<br />
+And stole into a covert of the wood."&mdash;<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;"><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span></span><br />
+"Be rul'd by me, forget to think of her&mdash;<br />
+O teach me how I should forget to think."&mdash;<span class="smcap">Shakspeare.</span><br />
+<br />
+"Ruffian, let go that rude uncivil touch!"&mdash;<span class="smcap">Idem.</span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>On the following afternoon, the sun shone brightly; and the whole
+atmosphere, in spite of the slight haze which faintly silvered the distant
+hills, was imbued with that exhilarating freshness and lightness, which
+sheds a poetic charm of animation, vividness, and&mdash;did it not appear a
+paradox&mdash;it might be added, youth also, over an Hungarian autumn, unknown
+in other European countries.</p>
+
+<p>The streets of Presburg were thronged by the crowds whom the approaching
+opening of the Diet, convoked by Maria Theresa, had attracted to that
+city; and highly picturesque and varied was the scene composed by the
+multifarious parties, pushing and thrusting along, or gathered in groups
+and knots, discussing the momentous events of those troubled times,
+between the rows of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span> antique houses, which bestow upon Presburg the aspect
+rather of an old town of the German Empire, than of less civilized
+Hungary.</p>
+
+<p>In the middle space pranced upon their richly caparisoned steeds,
+glittering with the hanging trappings of that semi-oriental taste which,
+although somewhat modified, still forms a striking characteristic of the
+country, several of the Hungarian magnates, already attired in the
+national costumes&mdash;the richly embroidered attila, or long frock-coat,
+loaded with ornament&mdash;the furred cloak, clasped with glittering jewels to
+the shoulder&mdash;the high flat cap of fur or velvet, displaying an egret of
+rare feathers, which dashed upwards from the diamond broach&mdash;the tight
+gold-braided pantaloons&mdash;the tasselled boots&mdash;their powdered hair alone
+displaying, in some instances, their submission to the fashion of the day
+in other countries. Thronging among them were many of the lesser nobles,
+either on horseback or on foot, all dressed in the same characteristic
+style, with less of richness and embroidery, according to their lesser
+ranks or lesser means&mdash;each dress cut, and fashioned, and braided,
+according to the taste or whim of the wearer. Now and then rumbled along a
+cumbrous gilded and fantastically painted coach, swinging heavily between
+its monstrous gilded wheels, and sometimes adorned upon the four corners
+of its broad projecting roof with clumps of feathers, not unlike an
+ancient tester-bed&mdash;the coachman in richly-laced Hungarian livery, or in
+the silver-buttoned vest, hanging white sleeves, and broad white trowsers
+of the peasant; but of finer stuff, gayer embroidery, and richer fringe to
+the trowsers' edge, than the humbler of his class, as befitted the
+elevation to which he had been raised&mdash;the six horses, loaded with studded
+sparkling harness, and hanging strips of metal-behung leather, which
+streamed down the flanks and shoulders. Within them sat alone the proud
+dames of the Hungarian magnates, in even costlier dress than was the wont
+of that period of costly and cumbrous attire&mdash;their powdered heads adorned
+with the bejewelled caps of the national costume; for in those days a man,
+who really deemed himself a man, disdained to show himself the lazy tenant
+of these moving houses; and more especially the Hungarian, who considered
+the name of horseman as synonymous with that of man, and himself as born
+to be "a tamer of horses." Amidst these heavier vehicles, the light wooden
+carts of the peasant-noble, ignorant of all attempt at springs, of all
+harness but the rudest cords, endeavoured in vain to advance rapidly, in
+obedience to the impatience of the small, meagre, but impetuous horses of
+Tartar race which were lightly attached to them.</p>
+
+<p>Among the crowded pedestrians was the scene still more checkered with
+kaleidescope variety. Here the embroidered pantaloons, the braided
+dolmans, and the feathered bonnets, were mingled with the long-fringed,
+full white trowsers, the large hanging shirt-sleeves, the broad-brimmed
+upturned hats&mdash;from beneath which streamed long black shaggy mane-like
+locks, over dark swarthy countenances, adorned with immense hanging
+moustaches&mdash;and the huge sheepskin cloaks, decorated on the exterior with
+fancifully embroidered flowers, and patches of bright cloth; the jaunty,
+dancing, bold, easy air of the Hungarians, all booted and spurred even to
+the very children, contrasting with the slouched gait of the Sclavonians,
+with their curiously sandled feet&mdash;the Croat, still attired like the
+Dacian of old, thronging along with the demi-brigand of the southern
+provinces, whose savage bandit aspect would have struck terror in the
+streets of any more civilized land&mdash;the purple talas, and long flowing
+beard of the followers of the Greek Pope, sweeping against the dark robe
+of the bald monk from the neighbouring convent&mdash;the smoother, finer gown
+of the richer Catholic priest brushing past the white uniform of the
+Austrian grenadier, with his conical headpiece, and long powdered pigtail.</p>
+
+<p>Amidst the hum of the many voices, the salutations of friends, the
+laughter of some of the squeezing throng, the oaths of others, the cries
+of the coachmen and the shouts of the horsemen to those who obstructed the
+streets, arose, nevertheless, one unwearied and endless sound&mdash;the sound
+of ringing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span> metal&mdash;from the rattling of the universal spurs, and the
+clashing of the many sabres.</p>
+
+<p>But if the scene was varied, more varied still were the emotions of the
+crowd&mdash;among those, at least, who were more deeply interested in the
+result of the event which had called together a great part of the nation
+within the walls of the city of Presburg; according as their party
+feelings or private interests led them to desire that resistance should be
+shown to the appeal made by her whom the Hungarians styled their "King,"
+to her faithful subjects of Hungary, for succour under her distresses; or
+as their enthusiasm or attachment to the House of Austria induced them to
+wish that every assistance should be bestowed to enable her to restore her
+fallen fortunes.</p>
+
+<p>The situation of Maria Theresa was indeed desperate. Her right to the
+countries inherited by her from her father Charles VI., emperor of
+Germany, were contested by almost all the other states of Europe. Her
+friends and allies were few; and those few seemed to have deserted her at
+this critical juncture. And yet with what confidence, with what a
+well-assured prospect of a glorious reign, had she mounted the throne
+secured to her!</p>
+
+<p>As early as the year 1713, the Emperor Charles VI. had issued, in his
+privy council, a solemn ordinance, by which the female succession was
+secured throughout his states, in case of the failure of male issue&mdash;an
+ordinance well known in history, under the name of the "Pragmatic
+Sanction." It was published throughout the Austrian states as inviolable
+law, was made known to all the European courts, and by degrees guaranteed
+by all, forming the ground and basis of all their treaties and alliances
+with the House of Austria, and was moreover confirmed by oath by the
+princes allied to the family by their intermarriage with Austrian
+princesses. It was this ordinance, which only afterwards came into effect
+upon the death of the Archduke Leopold, the only son of Charles VI., that
+secured the right of succession to his daughter Maria Theresa, who at his
+decease, which occurred in October 1740, and closed the male succession of
+the House of Hapsburg, succeeded him, with the title of Queen of Hungary
+and Bohemia, in these and all the other Austrian States, including, Milan,
+Parma, Placentia, and the Netherlands. All these lands gave in their oath
+of adherence.</p>
+
+<p>In spite of the triple right, however, which gave the States of Austria to
+Maria Theresa&mdash;the right of nature, the law of the Pragmatic sanction, and
+the sureties given by all the European states&mdash;several powers shortly
+afterwards rose to contest her heritage. The Elector of Bavaria laid claim
+to the succession, in virtue of a will of the Emperor Ferdinand the First,
+dated in the year 1543; Augustus of Poland, in virtue of the earlier
+rights of his wife, Maria Josepha, daughter of the Emperor Joseph, the
+elder brother of Charles the Sixth. The King of Spain, Philip the Fifth,
+went back as far as the rights of the wife of Philip the Second, a
+daughter of the Emperor Maximilian the Second, from whom he was descended
+in the female line. The King of Sardinia, Charles Emmanuel, laid claim to
+the duchy of Milan; and Louis the Fifteenth of France supported the
+Elector of Bavaria and the King of Spain. All Europe was quickly in flames
+upon the subject of the succession. Not only princes, but many private
+individuals, took an eager and active part in the quarrel. But the war, at
+last, broke out from an unexpected quarter. Frederic the Second of Prussia
+now laid claim to four duchies in Silesia, in spite of the renunciations
+of these lands frequently made by his predecessors in favour of the House
+of Austria, and suddenly, in December 1740, invaded the country, which,
+being almost entirely undefended, was soon completely overrun by the
+Prussian army. Maria Theresa, in spite of the alliance offered her by the
+King of Prussia against her other enemies, in case Silesia should be
+yielded up to him, stoutly and valiantly refused all compromise, declared
+herself noways disposed to dismember, in the least degree, the States left
+her by her father, and bade defiance to Frederic. Her enemies now took
+this opportunity to attack her. Bavaria declared war, and was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span> supported
+by France, Spain, Savoy, and Saxony. In spite of the opposition of
+Cardinal Fleury, the French minister, who was favourable to the cause of
+the young Queen, Louis the Fifteenth placed under the command of Marshal
+Count de Belle-Isle, a large French army, which crossed the Rhine in
+August 1741; whilst the Chevalier de Belle-Isle was sent from court to
+court in Germany, to rouse the powers against Maria Theresa; and numerous
+spies and agents were dispatched, in every direction, to undermine the
+last support she might have to hope for from her few remaining allies.
+Linz quickly fell into the hands of the enemy, who approached upon Vienna.
+Utter ruin lay before the persecuted Queen, who was obliged to leave her
+capital, and seek refuge in Hungary. And under these circumstances it was,
+that she had convoked at Presburg the Diet of the four orders of the
+kingdom, the opening of which now caused the city to throng with crowds of
+Hungarians from all quarters of the country.</p>
+
+<p>Among the mass of persons that thus swarmed in the main street of
+Presburg, like ants upon the chief passage to the anthill, in seeming
+confusion in which each individual atom has, nevertheless, its own purpose
+and design, was a young man, whose striking personal appearance
+continually attracted attention among those who crossed his path, and
+caused many a head to turn and gaze after him, even in that favoured land
+where beauty of the most romantic kind is common among all classes. He was
+a youth of scarcely more than twenty years, as might be seen by the fresh
+bloom upon his cheek, and the first down of dark moustaches which faintly
+painted his upper-lip. His figure was slim, but yet his carriage had all
+the bold ease of Hungarian youth; his features were regularly and
+beautifully fashioned, although not of that extreme symmetry which mars
+expression by its coldness; his dark-grey eyes, shaded by long black
+lashes, which bestowed on them an Oriental cast, wore a look of hardihood
+and languor combined, which spoke of a romantic temperament; and his
+dark-brown hair, unconcealed by the fashion of the times, streamed free
+and unfettered on to his neck and temples. He was attired in a sombre
+dress, which well became his figure and poetic look. His braided attila
+and pantaloons were of black cloth slightly relieved with velvet of the
+same colour upon the cuffs and collar; and a black velvet Hungarian cap,
+surmounted by a plume of black eaglet's feathers, sat boldly upon his
+head. The silver-mounted belt and chains of his sabre were the only
+ornaments that glittered on his dress.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever the purpose of the seemingly capricious wanderings of the young
+man, as he thrust obstinately and somewhat rudely through the crowds which
+opposed his progress, he was not to be diverted from it by the
+objurgations of some of those whom he thus elbowed on his passage, or the
+commendatory remarks of others, who noticed his good mien. His eye roved
+perpetually to every window at which a female form appeared; and, upon the
+approach of each coach that passed, he pushed boldly forward, to obtain as
+near a view as possible of its fair inmates. But he evidently sought some
+one particular form, which he found not in his unwearying scrutiny; for,
+as often as some fresh female face had been narrowly examined, followed
+sometimes with a moment's doubt, and then abandoned, he gently shook his
+head, with knitted brow, and an expression of disappointment, and, falling
+back, uttered an impatient sigh.</p>
+
+<p>At a short distance from the youth followed a tall old man, in the hussar
+dress of an Hungarian domestic, who, in turn, pushed sturdily after him,
+never losing him entirely from his sight, and utterly heedless of the
+exclamations of those thrust aside, who, however they might spare their
+angry comments to the handsome young noble, bestowed them with double
+wrath upon his rude attendant. The look of the old man was one of
+discontent, as he thus pursued the capricious movements of the youth; and
+he gave vent to a continued string of muttered rough Hungarian oaths,
+whilst he pushed on, and muttered such phrases as, "he is distraught&mdash;he
+is utterly distraught with this silly boyish fancy!"</p>
+
+<p>At length, as the dusk of approaching<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span> evening began slowly to fall upon
+the streets, as the crowd gradually lessened, as no more carriages rumbled
+heavily along the causeway, and as no more faces appeared at the windows,
+the young man paused in his hurried walk, uttered a still deeper sigh of
+disappointment, and leaning himself wearily against a doorway, sank his
+head downwards, and seemed lost in painful meditation.</p>
+
+<p>His old attendant approached him, and after a time, seeing that his
+presence was unnoticed, and that the gloomy reverie of the young man
+continued, he addressed him in a tone in which rude familiarity and
+respect were strangely combined&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Is my lord's young blood so hot, then, that he seeks to cool it by taking
+up his night-quarters under this airy gateway?" But seeing that the young
+man heeded him not, he muttered an inpatient "<i>Teremtette!</i>" between his
+teeth, and then, plucking at his master's dress, he continued&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Have you no orders to give me, Master Otmar?"</p>
+
+<p>"None, Farkas. No, leave me!" was the only reply vouchsafed.</p>
+
+<p>"Look you, Master Otmar," pursued his attendant&mdash;"You are observed
+here&mdash;you are an object of attention, perhaps of mockery, to the
+passers-by."</p>
+
+<p>"What mean you, Farkas?" cried the young man, in a tone of displeasure.</p>
+
+<p>"Nay! if my lord is angry, I have no more to say," replied Farkas, drawing
+back.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps you are right," said the young man, with a sigh; "although your
+words were rude." And without further comment, he removed himself from his
+reclining position, and walked away with hurried steps.</p>
+
+<p>The old domestic followed rapidly, and, as they approached the St
+Michael's gate, evidently expected that his young master would enter his
+lodging close by; but, seeing that he still walked on, Farkas paused for a
+moment, and murmured the words, "He bade me leave him. But he is utterly
+distraught. He knows not what he says; he has forgotten his command ere
+now; and who knows what may happen to the poor foolish boy!" And having
+thus reassured his conscience upon his act of disobedience, he pursued the
+young man's footsteps at a respectful distance, through the gateway, over
+the bridge, and along the suburb.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond lay a more open road, skirted by gardens, and enlivened here and
+there by summer pavilions, belonging to some of the wealthier nobles; and,
+at about a quarter of a mile from the town, stood, to the left of the
+wanderers, a stately palace, built in the heavy but ornamented style of
+the commencement of the same century, and backed by gardens, that
+stretched out behind it to the foot of that richly wooded and romantic
+ridge of low mountains which gives so peculiar a charm to the environs of
+the fine old city of Presburg.</p>
+
+<p>Passing through a side entrance of the court of this palace, which served
+as a summer residence to the Archbishop Primate of Hungary&mdash;at that period
+the Prince Immeric Esterhazy&mdash;and entering the gardens beyond, which the
+liberality of the wealthy primate opened to public recreation, but which
+were now empty, the young noble sauntered on, lost in meditation, through
+statues of heathen divinities, which seemed ill in accordance with the
+abode of a Christian bishop; and tritoned fountains, and stiff parterres,
+and huge incommodious stone benches; until, reaching an alley of shady
+planes and clustering chestnut-trees, he flung himself listlessly down on
+the mossy bench of a shell and pebble-studded niche. The glow of the last
+rays of the setting sun faintly penetrated the entrance of the avenue,
+adding a still richer colour to the rich green shades of the trees, as yet
+untouched by the influence of autumn; while, in the distant opening of the
+dark vista, framed, as it were, by the circling trees, appeared a hazy
+landscape of calm vine-covered hills, dotted with white cottages. It was a
+spot peculiarly adapted to meditation and repose, the solitude of which
+was enhanced, rather than disturbed, by its sole occupant&mdash;a misanthropic
+stork, that with its wings folded on its back, like a sulky old gentleman
+with his arms behind him, placed slowly and deliberately one foot before
+the other, as it stepped on in lonely thoughtfulness.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span>For a time the young man sat lost in reflection; and it was not until he
+at length raised his head to gaze upon a scene congenial to his feelings,
+that he became aware of the form of old Farkas, standing erect against a
+tree, like a sentry in his box, at no great distance from him.</p>
+
+<p>"This is a persecution to which I cannot submit," he murmured to himself;
+and then rising, and calling angrily to his attendant, he cried,</p>
+
+<p>"Did I not bid you leave me, Farkas?"</p>
+
+<p>"Leave you, my lord?" said the attendant, advancing with an air of
+surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, leave me. Do you hear now?"</p>
+
+<p>"My duty"&mdash;continued the old man, in an expostulatory tone.</p>
+
+<p>"Is to obey me."</p>
+
+<p>"My attachment"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Becomes importunate," broke in his master, "if my footsteps are to be
+thus dogged, and my solitude to be disturbed, fellow."</p>
+
+<p>Farkas tossed his head, with a sigh, that perhaps might be more
+appropriately termed a grunt, and moved a few steps backwards; but then,
+as if unable to obey, he again lingered and returned.</p>
+
+<p>"Master Otmar," he said, "call me rude, unmannered, disobedient. Bid me
+leave you&mdash;yes, leave you for ever, if you will. But, out it must,
+<i>teremtette!</i> in spite of all. I cannot see you thus, and quit you,
+without a word&mdash;you, your father's son. You, Master Otmar, whose heels I
+was the first to spur, whom I first set on horseback to gallop alone over
+the Puszta, whom I first taught a good round Hungarian oath. I could not
+do it, were I to know it were the last word I spoke."</p>
+
+<p>"Speak then! What have you to say?" cried Otmar, in a tone of vexed
+impatience; but then, as he saw the eyes of the old man fixed in such
+mournful earnestness and solicitude upon him, he seemed to repent his
+harshness, and stretched out his hand, which his attendant took and kissed
+with reverence, according to the custom of the country.</p>
+
+<p>"Speak!" he said more mildly; "I know you love me, although sometimes you
+show your love after a strange rude fashion, Farkas!"</p>
+
+<p>"Are you a man, Master Otmar," began the old attendant, bluntly, "that you
+should be thus cast down because you have seen a pretty face that smiled
+upon you?" The young man showed evident marks of impatience at these
+words; but Farkas had seized his advantage, and continued, "Is a chitfaced
+woman's glance, seen only once, to break a man's bold spirit thus? You are
+in love, you will tell me. That's a boy's answer to all; but"&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Peace, foolish man! what do you know of love?" said Otmar, impatiently.</p>
+
+<p>"Foolish!" echoed the old man, with a toss of the head, as if he were for
+a moment inclined to argue which were the more foolish, he or his master.
+"Be that as it may. Perhaps I understand little of this love, at least
+now. But I remember the time I understood it better; and, <i>teremtette!</i>
+that was another sort of thing. When I was in love, I danced and sprang,
+and drank and swore, and flung up my cap on to the very horns of the young
+moon! There was some spirit in love then! But you have saved a fair lady
+from danger, as her unruly devils of horses were about to plunge her
+travelling coach from the bank into the broad stream of the Danube, and
+you are as cast down about it as if you had caused her death, instead of
+saving her from destruction. <i>Eb adta!</i> it is for her to whine and pine,
+and lament that she sees the bright eyes of her handsome deliverer no
+more; not for you, boy!"</p>
+
+<p>"And with how sweet a smile! with what a dignity and grace! with what a
+look of angel brightness, did she hold out her hand to thank me!" muttered
+the young man to himself, as he again sank down upon the bank.</p>
+
+<p>"Be a man, Master Otmar!" pursued Farkas, with more animation and
+earnestness. "Call back again your energy and spirit! Where is the bold
+young fellow, now, who challenged that cursed outlandish rascal, who not
+long since strove to tamper with his loyalty, and throw doubts upon the
+rights of our King&mdash;God bless <i>her</i>!&mdash;and pricked him, too, right<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span> through
+the sword-arm, and did it well, right well?"</p>
+
+<p>"And would again, Farkas!" said Otmar, raising his head proudly.</p>
+
+<p>"Although, to be sure, you would not allow me to cudgel him soundly, and
+beat his treacherous brains out afterwards," continued the man, with a
+grim smile; "but, no matter for that, he had half his deserts, and shall
+have the other half one of these days. An honest man pays his just debts."</p>
+
+<p>"Leave the villain to his fate!" cried the young man with a look of scorn.</p>
+
+<p>"That's right!" pursued his attendant. "Now, you are yourself again. Look
+you, Master Otmar! I cannot bear to see you thus unhappy and cast down,
+and all for the look of a bright eye. It goes nigh to break my heart, I
+tell you." And the old man's voice began to falter with emotion.</p>
+
+<p>"But I am not unhappy," said Otmar, smiling; "I am happy, very happy. Let
+that re-assure you, Farkas. You tell me, be a man. Can I be a man, and not
+indulge grave thoughts in these times of strife and trouble?"</p>
+
+<p>The old man shook his head.</p>
+
+<p>"You love me, Farkas," continued the young noble. "Let, then, the
+assurance that I am far from unhappy suffice you. Now leave me, in all
+earnest. I shortly will return home&mdash;Home!" he murmured to himself, "have
+I a home now?"</p>
+
+<p>The old attendant still lingered; but, as his master stretched forth his
+hand, he again kissed it reverently, and, turning up the alley,
+disappeared from sight.</p>
+
+<p>"No! I am not unhappy," muttered Otmar, when he found himself alone. "Why
+should I not be happy, when she smiled upon me so sweetly? But should I
+not see her again? Oh no! Fate cannot be so cruel. And who was he that sat
+by her side, and took her hand in his, as she again entered the coach? Her
+husband&mdash;her lover, perhaps. I will not believe it. Her brother, may be.
+No! I am not unhappy. I should be happy that I can place between myself
+and the dark realities of life a bright barrier of fancy, of poetry, of
+love&mdash;like unto those glorious painted windows in the old cathedral, which
+spread out, between the inclemencies of the atmosphere without, and the
+mysteries of the calm sanctuary within, the thousand glories of a thousand
+colours, a radiant curtain of purple, and crimson, and gold, in such wise
+that the passing cloud, with all its variations of shade, only develops
+fresh treasures of harmony and beauty; and if a ray of sun bursts
+forth&mdash;oh then!&mdash;it might almost seem as if, in those dazzling showers of
+light and radiance, a whole celestial choir of angels descended upon the
+altar! Thrice happy should I be, that, on the sanctuary of my heart,
+shines such a ray of light! Yes, in the midst of the darkness of my life,"
+pursued the young man to himself, still following up the same images of
+his poetic fancy, "my thoughts should be as the thousand particles of dust
+that may be seen to turn, and whirl, and gambol in the golden shaft of
+light which streams through a peephole into a darkened prison! No, I
+should not be&mdash;I am not unhappy!" And yet Otmar sighed, as he bent his
+head again to the earth.</p>
+
+<p>From this poetic reverie he was roused, however, by the noise of
+footsteps; and, as he lifted up his head, he saw that the entrance to the
+alley was darkened by the forms of three persons who were advancing
+towards him. That which immediately attracted his attention, and caused
+him to spring up from his seat as if struck by an electric shock which
+darted through his heart, was a young female, whose features and
+expression, as she approached nearer, might be seen, spite of the
+gathering darkness, to be of singular beauty. She was attired in a dark
+brocaded dress, the long and slim waist of which was set off by a small
+hoop, in accordance with the custom of the times; a thick veil, or rather
+Spanish mantilla, of similar stuff was fastened into the top of her
+powdered edifice of hair, and covered her neck and shoulders; and from
+beneath its folds protruded a small hand, the fingers of which rested
+gently upon the arm of a young man. This second personage was dressed in
+all the rich extravagance of the French fashion of the day&mdash;his long
+lappeted coat, hanging waistcoat, and breeches,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span> all laced and spangled,
+and behung with knots of ribands&mdash;his three-cornered hat flung under the
+arm which did not serve as support to the lady&mdash;and an embroidered
+handkerchief, the perfumes of which scented the air even at a distance,
+ostentatiously flourished in his hand; and if Otmar's heart beat
+involuntarily at first sight of the female, it was twinged with an equally
+involuntary pang of painful emotion as his eye wandered to her companion.
+The group was completed by an aged man, in the plain costume of a Catholic
+ecclesiastic of the day, to whom the lady turned her head to address some
+remark, as he lingered somewhat behind the other personages.</p>
+
+<p>The first instinctive movement of Otmar's heart had not deceived him. As
+the lady approached still nearer, the lingering doubt gave way to full
+conviction. It was she&mdash;she of whom he had dreamt so fondly-she whom he
+had sought all day so eagerly among the crowds that thronged the city
+streets! And now that she stood before him, his knees trembled, whilst his
+feet seemed to be rooted to the ground, and his tongue to cleave to the
+roof of his mouth. Had she passed him unnoticed where he stood, he could
+not have moved to claim a look, or framed a word to address her. But, as
+she drew closer to him, she checked her steps with a slight exclamation of
+surprise, almost of alarm, at the sight of the half-concealed stranger in
+the dusk. Her companion moved forward hastily, and, dropping her arm,
+advanced his hand to his sword; but, before he could say a word, she had
+in turn come forward.</p>
+
+<p>"Forbear, my friend!" she said; and then, advancing to Otmar, she
+continued, "I am not deceived. It is my noble rescuer. I have sought you,
+sir, in vain, to tender you my thanks for your good services, if my poor
+thanks, indeed, can be a recompense for service so beyond all price."</p>
+
+<p>"Madam, I did but the duty of a gentleman," stammered Otmar; "and for you,
+who would not&mdash;&mdash;?"</p>
+
+<p>"I owe you, indeed, more than thanks can pay," interrupted the young
+female. "You left us so hastily, after accomplishing that deed of courage
+at the risk of your own life, that I had no time to learn who was my bold
+deliverer from peril. In the confusion and trouble of the moment, I
+allowed you to depart; and, believe me, my heart has not ceased to
+reproach me since for a seeming want of gratitude, that, the Saints of
+Heaven know, was far from it."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! I am repaid, fully repaid, fair lady, by these words," interrupted
+the eager youth in his turn.</p>
+
+<p>"But I may still repair my error," resumed the lady. "Alas! I have little
+to bestow," she continued, with a sigh, "save empty words of gratitude.
+But the time may come. Let me know, at least, the name of him who has done
+me such essential service."</p>
+
+<p>"It were unworthy of your ears, fair lady," stammered Otmar timidly</p>
+
+<p>"Again, I reclaim the favour of your name, sir," said the young female.
+"You are noble; your mien proclaims it, did not the sabre by your side
+attest it." And her eyes seemed to rest with satisfaction upon the figure
+of the handsome youth. "You have more&mdash;you have the true nobility of
+heart. You will not refuse your name to a lady who demands it."</p>
+
+<p>Otmar was about to speak, when the noise of several persons advancing into
+the alley with rapid steps, caused the heads of all parties to turn in
+that direction. A troop of five or six men, with drawn swords, and black
+masks upon their faces, rushed violently upon them.</p>
+
+<p>"Seize her! It is she!" cried a tall man, who appeared the leader of the
+party, as he darted forward.</p>
+
+<p>A violent scream issued from the mouth of the female&mdash;exclamations of
+alarm, and shouts of rescue from those of her companions. Otmar
+instinctively drew his sabre with cry of rage, and the next moment all was
+skirmish and confusion.</p>
+
+<p>"Ruffian!" exclaimed the young Hungarian, attacking the taller mask, who
+had now seized with rude grasp the hand of the female, and causing him, by
+the violence of the onset, to let go his hold.</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! he once more! God's curse on him!" cried the leader, parrying the
+attack as best he might, whilst he endeavoured to regain possession of the
+lady.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span>"Let her not escape! let her not escape!" he shouted again to his
+followers, finding himself hardly pressed upon. "I will dispatch this
+fellow, on whom I reckoned not." And he, in his turn, attacked Otmar with
+fury.</p>
+
+<p>Even in the midst of the skirmish, the young man could not resist seeking
+the lady with his eye; and he could dimly perceive, in the darkness and
+confusion, that she had taken refuge with the ecclesiastic, whilst her
+companion was making desperate efforts with his French small-sword, to
+keep at bay the other assailants. But his unwary solicitude had wellnigh
+cost him his life. A plunge of his adversary's sword passed through his
+attila, and slightly grazed his side. The next moment his own sabre
+descended on to the shoulder of the man with whom he was engaged, with
+sufficient effect, although the blow was evaded, to disable him for the
+moment, and cause him to stagger back.</p>
+
+<p>Profiting by this circumstance, Otmar rushed upon the other ravishers, and
+came up at the very instant when, overpowered by numbers, the companion of
+the lady had lost all power of any longer protecting her retreat, and
+preventing their object of seizing on her. Attacking then with fury, and
+dealing several severe wounds, he succeeded in turning their attention
+chiefly to himself.</p>
+
+<p>Thus desperately engaged in a most unequal combat, he heard the step and
+voice of his first antagonist from behind. A dagger already gleamed over
+his head, when suddenly a heavy blow resounded, and his assailant
+staggered and fell to the ground. In a few moments more he had contrived
+to disperse the other ruffians, who, wounded and alarmed, now took to
+flight. When he turned, he found his old Farkas standing over the
+prostrate body of his first foe.</p>
+
+<p>"I could not leave my lord," cried the old domestic, brandishing a stout
+stick: which he had snatched up. "And, <i>teremtette!</i> I was right, whatever
+you may say. But I have done for one of the rascals, <i>eb adta!</i> and just
+at the right nick too!"</p>
+
+<p>"Leave him an follow me, Farkas!" cried the young man. "They may still
+again assail her." And he hurried up the avenue, followed by the old man
+who grunted with unwillingness at leaving the prize of his strong arm.</p>
+
+<p>When they reached the open space beyond the alley, no one was visible in
+the dark. The lady and her companions had disappeared. Lights, however,
+were moving, in the archbishop's palace; and, at the same moment, a troop
+of servants, torches in hand, was seen to issue from the lower part of the
+building, attracted, probably, by the noise of the tumult.</p>
+
+<p>"Where can she be? Again lost to me! Lost, perhaps, for ever!" exclaimed
+Otmar.</p>
+
+<p>"Shall we not secure the fellow I knocked down?" said Farkas
+insinuatingly, with no small spice of pride at the thoughts of the
+capture. "He may be yet alive."</p>
+
+<p>"You are right," replied his master. "He was the leader of this troop of
+bravoes. He may be compelled to divulge the mystery of this deed; and I
+knew that voice, methinks, although as yet my recollections are confused."</p>
+
+<p>With these words he hurried back into the avenue. But when master and man
+had reached the spot where the body had lain, it was no longer visible.
+Marks of blood and of trampling feet, two broken swords and a ragged hat,
+were the only evidences that remained of the late combat.</p>
+
+<p>"Gone!" cried Otmar.</p>
+
+<p>"The other ruffians have returned and carried him off, <i>eb adta</i>!"
+exclaimed Farkas, with intense vexation.</p>
+
+<p>"Let us follow on their traces!" said the young noble. "See here! This way
+through the thicket! There are marks of broken boughs." And pushing his
+way through the bushes, he entered the dark wood, followed by his
+attendant.</p>
+
+<p>A moment afterwards the avenue was illuminated by the torches of the
+domestics from the archbishop's palace.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span></p>
+<h3><span class="smcap">Chapter</span> III.</h3>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td><span style="margin-left: 10em;">"Spirit of men,</span><br />
+Thou heart of our great enterprise, how much<br />
+I love these voices in thee!"<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;"><span class="smcap">Ben. Jonson.</span></span></td></tr></table>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>"Love is ambitious, and loves majesty."<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;"><span class="smcap">Decker.</span></span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>Upon an imposing hill, which rises from the Danube's banks, and frowns
+over the city of Presburg, still stand the extensive ruins of a fine old
+castle, which was destroyed by fire at the commencement of the present
+century, but which, at this period of history, was generally occupied as a
+residence by the rulers of Hungary, when they paid a royal visit to their
+Hungarian capital; and in the large hall of state in this immense building
+it was, that the Diet of the four orders of the kingdom, convoked by Maria
+Theresa, had assembled on the eleventh of September&mdash;the morning following
+that evening so eventful to Otmar and his young love.</p>
+
+<p>At the upper end of this large apartment, a throne had been arranged for
+the young Queen. In the spaces between the old portraits of the heads of
+the House of Hapsburg, which adorned the walls, were now displayed
+Hungarian banners. On either side of the throne, awaiting the arrival of
+Maria Theresa, were several of her German ministers and household; and, as
+it was well known that those immediately about her person had protested
+energetically against her appeal to her Hungarian subjects, these German
+servants of the Queen were regarded with no looks of good-will or sympathy
+by those who filled the hall.</p>
+
+<p>Upon the first step of the throne, and apart from those who surrounded it,
+stood, on the right, the Count John Pallfy, the Palatin or Viceroy of the
+kingdom, his handsome martial countenance, with that semi-oriental disdain
+of all expression of emotion in the physiognomy, betraying none of those
+anxious feelings which were natural as to the result of a crisis so
+important; on the left, Count Louis Batthyani, the <i>Reichskanzler</i> or
+Chancellor. Immediately below the throne were ranged, on one side, the
+bishops and prelates of the kingdom, to the number of sixty-seven, in
+their rich ecclesiastical attire; on the other, the numerous magnates of
+the realm, the princes, counts, and barons, to the amount of seven hundred
+and eighty, glittering in all the marvellous pomp and splendour of the
+Hungarian costume, and reaching in proud array far beyond the middle of
+the hall&mdash;the lower part of which was thronged by a crowd of the lesser
+nobles, and the deputies from the provinces, and from the royal free-towns
+of Hungary. Brilliant and dazzling was the scene composed of this living
+mass, with its thousand fantastic and bejewelled dresses; and wonderful to
+look at the many fine energetic countenances of all ages of which it was
+composed.</p>
+
+<p>Among the nobles, towards the middle of the hall, stood Otmar, his
+handsome face still pale from the excitement of the previous evening, and
+a night passed in sleeplessness. It was in vain that he had sought to find
+the trace of the ruffians who had made so strange an attempt to seize upon
+the person of the mysterious object of his affections: and only late in
+the night had he returned to his lodging, and striven to calm the anxiety
+of his mind in a useless attempt at repose upon his couch. His brain
+whirled with the confusion of his thoughts. All the past was involved in
+mystery and conjecture. Who was the beautiful female, to whom he had so
+quickly given all the first emotions and energies of his young heart?
+Should he ever again behold her who had thus twice crossed his path, to
+disappear as suddenly from before his eyes? Had she escaped the hands of
+her ravishers? What had become of her? And who, again&mdash;he demanded with a
+pang of bitter jealousy&mdash;was that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span> young man who had twice been her
+companion, and whom she had styled her friend? Thus agonized with a
+thousand doubts and apprehensions, he could scarcely command his senses to
+gaze upon the scene around, or to reflect upon the important purpose which
+had called him, with the other Hungarian nobles, to that hall. The
+troubles of his life, his doubtful fate, his dreary position in the world,
+were all forgotten in the absorbing thoughts connected with her he loved:
+all minor anxieties&mdash;such as his dismissal that morning, as he left the
+house, from his poor lodging by his old landlord, in a manner which, had
+he been able to think on other matters, might have appeared to him as
+heartless as inconsistent&mdash;found no room in his tormented mind. The noise
+of the trumpets, announcing the entry of the Queen; the opening of the
+door, to the right of the throne, through which she passed; the murmur,
+and partial confusion, which attended her ascending the steps, and placing
+herself in presence of that crowded assembly, scarcely roused him from his
+reverie.</p>
+
+<p>But when he raised his eyes, he scarcely could credit their own evidence.
+There she stood on high before him! The crown of St Stephen of Hungary was
+on her lofty brow: the royal mantle covered her shoulders: the bejewelled
+cimiter of the Hungarian kings was at her side. In her arms she held a
+baby of about six months of age; in her left hand she clasped that of a
+little girl. She was there in all her dazzling splendour of royal beauty.
+And it was she!&mdash;she to whom his heart was given&mdash;she whom he had dared to
+love!</p>
+
+<p>For a moment the whole scene whirled before the eyes of Otmar: he
+staggered as one struck by lightning: his pale cheek grew paler still: he
+felt as if he were falling to the earth. How he found a tongue to speak,
+he himself could not have told. But, with faltering voice, he turned to an
+old Hungarian magnate by his side, and stammered&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Is it possible? Is that&mdash;she&mdash;our King&mdash;is that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Who should it be, <i>domine illustrissime</i>?" answered the person thus
+addressed, with the Latin courtesy of the country. "Who should it be,
+friend?"</p>
+
+<p>Again Otmar found force to falter forth&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"And he, who has given her his hand to mount the throne&mdash;he who now stands
+behind her, glittering in all the rich fancifulness of that outlandish
+dress&mdash;who is <i>he</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>"Humph!" replied the old Hungarian, in no very amiable tone of voice.
+"That is her favourite German minister, the young Prince Kaunitz&mdash;a silly
+fop! She might have better and less compromising servants about her
+person, methinks. As you seem a stranger, <i>domine</i>," he pursued, unheeding
+Otmar's agitation, "you may like to know that the old ecclesiastic, who
+has taken the other place behind her, is our Archbishop Primate, the
+Prince Emmeric Esterhazy, at whose summer palace she took up her
+residence, <i>incognita</i>, on first arriving here."</p>
+
+<p>"Kaunitz! her favourite minister, and she called him 'my friend!'"
+muttered the young man, trembling with emotion.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes! and they do say," continued his informant lightly, "that now her
+husband, the Grand Duke of Tuscany, is absent with the remains of her
+discomfited army, she and the young prince"&mdash;and he whispered in Otmar's
+ear.</p>
+
+<p>A pang of the bitterest feeling passed through the young noble's heart.
+But that pang, by its very revulsion, gave him fresh energy.</p>
+
+<p>"Calumny!" he exclaimed, angrily, to his companion, whom he doubted not to
+be one of those disaffected to the cause of the persecuted Queen.
+"Calumny!" But his voice was drowned in the loud murmur which arose on all
+sides calling for silence.</p>
+
+<p>Maria Theresa had risen from the throne, upon which she had seated herself
+on her first entrance to calm her feelings; and she gazed, with evident
+emotion, and with faltering purpose, upon the vast crowd before her. No
+doubt that she saw a stern discouraging frown upon many a brow: no doubt
+that she knew how deeply the seeds of discontent and disaffection had been
+sown among her subjects&mdash;how great a majority was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span> unfavourable to her
+cause: and she trembled and faltered for a moment.</p>
+
+<p>But the beauty, the dignity, and grace of the young Queen had already
+worked their spell upon the susceptible natures of the Hungarians, who,
+stern as they may be, are easily led away by enthusiastic impulses. A
+flattering murmur of applause ran through the assembly.</p>
+
+<p>Encouraged by this movement of sympathy, which her quickly sensitive
+woman's heart felt rather than perceived, Maria Theresa lifted her head
+more boldly, and advancing one step forward, with her little daughter
+clinging to her dress, held forward in her arms the baby boy, whose
+destinies afterwards fixed him on the imperial throne of Germany as Joseph
+the Second.</p>
+
+<p>All set speeches, all forms were forgotten by her in the trouble of the
+moment.</p>
+
+<p>"Hungarians!" she said, with quivering voice, in Latin,&mdash;"deserted by my
+friends, persecuted by my enemies, attacked and oppressed by my nearest
+relations, my only refuge, in my utmost need, is in your fidelity,
+courage, and support. To you alone, with God, can I any longer look for
+safety. To your loyalty alone can I confide the welfare of the son and
+daughter of your kings. At your feet I lay my children. I come to you for
+succour. Will you grant it me?"</p>
+
+<p>Her voice trembled. She could not proceed. A pause ensued.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Vitam et sanguinem!</i>" responded a voice.</p>
+
+<p>It was that of Otmar, who had listened, with beating heart, to the accents
+of his adored Queen; whilst the blood had gradually risen into his pale
+cheeks, and now flushed his animated countenance with colour.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Vitam et sanguinem!</i>" was shouted by almost every voice in the assembly,
+as it caught up the cry.</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Moriamur pro Rege Nostro!</span>" again cried Otmar, drawing forth his sabre.</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Moriamur pro Rege Nostro!</span>" was re-echoed by a thousand mouths, as a
+thousand sabres were waved on high, and flashed upon the air.</p>
+
+<p>The enthusiastic feeling had been communicated as an electric shock
+throughout the crowd. Spite of party feelings, party purpose, stern
+resolves, it had proved irresistible. Before the Hungarian nobles was a
+woman&mdash;a beautiful female in distress&mdash;and she their Queen! The burst of
+loyal fervour was spontaneous, uncontrollable.</p>
+
+<p>The bosom of Maria Theresa heaved with emotion at the sound of this wild
+cry. For a moment she struggled with her feelings, strove to be a queen:
+but her woman's nature gave way; and, sinking back on her throne, she
+burst into tears.</p>
+
+<p>The sight of this outbreak of emotion spoke again to each Hungarian heart;
+and, with still wilder and louder shouts of frenzied enthusiasm, the cry
+of "<span class="smcap">Moriamur pro Rege Nostro!</span>" rang again through the hall of the Castle
+of Presburg, until the old walls trembled to their base. Tears sprang from
+many of the sternest eyes, and rolled down many a withered cheek. But they
+were tears of pity, admiration, and fury.</p>
+
+<p>All rancour, discontent, political difference, purpose of treachery, had
+been forgotten. The cause of Maria Theresa had been won!</p>
+
+<p>Long it was before the tumult of the many voices ceased, or the flashing
+sabres were restored to their scabbards. And when at length the murmur in
+the hall was somewhat stilled, the aged archbishop advanced to the side of
+Maria Theresa, who, with her eyes streaming with tears, stood up at once.
+He attempted to speak in the name of the Hungarian nation in answer to her
+appeal. But the old man's voice failed him; and only in broken accents,
+which scarcely could be heard beyond the throne, could he utter a few
+words of fervent devotion, and pray God to bless her.</p>
+
+<p>In his turn also, the Palatin, Count Pallfy, stepped forward and spoke of
+supplies and men. But his voice, also, was drowned in the enthusiastic
+shouts which promised to the persecuted Queen the succour of the very
+life's blood of her faithful Hungarians, and the aid of their fortunes to
+the last florin. It could scarcely at last be heard, as the official
+declaration was made of the opening of the Diet<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span> and of the sittings to be
+held, at which the necessary measures to be taken to be debated.</p>
+
+<p>Then again rose the shouts, as Maria Theresa attempted to thank her
+faithful subjects. She could no longer speak; but she waved her hand to
+them, with a graceful gesture, and a look of gratitude which betrayed the
+depth of her feelings. Otmar's heart again beat tumultuously. He closed
+his eyes, as if to shut out from his very heart the dangerous sight of her
+who held over it so powerful a fascination. When he again looked up, she
+had descended from the throne. She was gone.</p>
+
+<p>Overpowered by the various conflicting feelings which had so powerfully
+assailed him in the last short hour, the young noble followed
+instinctively the crowd as it streamed out of the great hall; and it was
+only when he found himself in a large ante-room, somewhat severed from the
+general mass, that he stopped and threw himself down upon a bench near a
+doorway, to collect his confused and scattered thoughts. He remained for a
+time lost in a reverie, from which he was aroused by a tap upon his
+shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>Before him stood a boy, in a military dress, whose mien bore all the
+boldness and pertness of a page.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Servus, domine!</i>" said the youth, with an impudent air.</p>
+
+<p>"What want you with me?" asked Otmar sharply. "I do not know you, sir.
+This is some mistake."</p>
+
+<p>"It is none at all, if I read right your person," answered the boy pertly,
+mustering Otmar from top to toe. "Are you not he who was last night in the
+primate's garden? The description answers that of him I was bid to seek."</p>
+
+<p>"I was in the primate's garden last night, of a truth," said the young
+noble: "but"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Then follow me," continued the boy, with a nod of the head.</p>
+
+<p>"Whither?"</p>
+
+<p>"Where a lady calls you," laughed the page, with an impudent swagger. "A
+young fellow of our age and blood needs no other bidding, methinks."</p>
+
+<p>"What lady?" once more asked Otmar. But the boy only winked him to follow,
+as a reply; and turning into a side-door, beckoned to him once more; and
+then, seeing that the summons was obeyed, proceeded on, through several
+passages and corridors, until, reaching a door, he pushed it open. Within
+stood a female; and Otmar's heart, which had beat high with vague
+expectations of what he himself scarce dared to divine, was suddenly
+chilled, when he saw before him an elderly lady, altogether unknown to
+him. But as she came forward to ask the boy whether it was the person he
+was charged to seek, he became aware that it was not she into whose
+presence he was to be introduced. The lady, in turn, signed to him to
+follow; and after tapping gently upon an inner-door, and waiting for a
+reply, opened it, and bade him enter.</p>
+
+<p>The apartment into which the young noble had been thus ushered, seemed to
+have been hastily fitted up with such resources of a lady's chamber as the
+cumbrous and incommodious fashion of the day offered. At the upper end, in
+a large high-backed chair, sat a female figure, behind whom a tirewoman
+appeared in waiting.</p>
+
+<p>Those hopes and expectations which, once or twice, Otmar had permitted to
+float over his mind, as he had followed the page through the passages of
+the castle, and had then dismissed from it as fantastic and improbable,
+and yet again, in spite of his better reasonings, indulged, were now
+confirmed, and still, to his dazzled sight, appeared impossible.</p>
+
+<p>It was indeed Maria Theresa who sat before him.</p>
+
+<p>The mantle had been disengaged from the shoulders, the cimeter ungirded
+from her side, and the crown removed from her head: but she still wore the
+rich dark dress, incrusted with gems, that proclaimed her royalty, but
+which she needed not to stamp her "every inch" a queen. Her hair had been,
+apparently, loosened by the removal of the diadem from her brow; and
+powdered as it was, it fell in luxuriant ringlets over her neck and
+shoulders. The glow of her recent emotion still remained upon her face,
+and added to the natural grace of her beauty: and her<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span> lustrous dark-grey
+eyes were still moist with her late tears.</p>
+
+<p>No wonder that Otmar stood before her, doubly dazzled with her beauty as a
+woman, and her majesty as a queen&mdash;bewildered that she, whom he had
+presumed to love, and for whom, in spite of himself, his heart yet beat
+wildly, should be his sovereign, and that he should stand thus in her
+presence.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! is it you, sir&mdash;you, doubly my rescuer from evil!" said Maria
+Theresa, rising from her chair, and advancing a few steps towards him.
+"Welcome, to accept your Monarch's inmost thanks!" And she stretched out
+her hand, which, although totally unpractised in the etiquette of courts,
+Otmar, by an instinctive impulse, knelt down to kiss.</p>
+
+<p>"Rise, sir!" she continued. "Were my gratitude alone to speak, it were for
+me, your Queen, to kneel and kiss the hand that a second time has, through
+God's providence, been the instrument of my deliverance from peril."</p>
+
+<p>Otmar rose from his knees, a deep blush overspreading his handsome
+countenance. The young Queen seemed to gaze upon him for a moment with
+satisfaction; and then, waving her hand to her female attendant to retire,
+she again addressed him.</p>
+
+<p>"What can I do to serve you, sir?" she said&mdash;"you, who have thus twice
+served me at the peril of your life. I am but a poor and a powerless
+Queen," she continued, with a faint smile: "but a grateful heart may still
+find means to recompense"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"To live and die in your majesty's defence, is all your poor servant, who
+has but done his duty to his Queen, although unknowingly, has to desire,"
+was the young noble's reply.</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, sir, we have too many obligations towards you," said the Queen, "to
+allow ourselves to be quit thus. Can I do naught to serve you in return?"
+she pursued, with a less dignified and more familiar tone. "You must not
+allow so great a weight of thanks to lie upon my heart. Take pity on me!"</p>
+
+<p>Otmar could with difficulty find words to speak. The tumult of his
+feelings almost overpowered him, as he began to forget the queen in the
+beautiful and loved woman before him. But he struggled with the impetuous
+dictates of his heart.</p>
+
+<p>"Madam!" he said, commanding himself, "I am a poor noble, left alone in
+this wide world, almost without a friend, since my poor father's death,
+which left me with involved fortunes, and without a prospect for the
+future; and I was careless of life, until&mdash;until I had seen&mdash;your
+majesty," he continued with emotion, whilst the blush upon the cheek of
+the young Queen showed her perception that the homage paid was as much to
+the woman as the monarch. "And now my only wish, as I have said, is to die
+in your service and defence."</p>
+
+<p>"Die! God forbid!" said Maria Theresa, with a woman's ready tear starting
+to her eye. "Live, sir! and, if you will, to fight in our cause. Enter the
+army. Rank shall be granted you. Your advancement shall be cared for. Live
+to be again the friend and champion of the poor persecuted Queen, who
+needs friends indeed, when all are set against her."</p>
+
+<p>"Say not so, madam," interrupted Otmar, with fervour. "Have we not, one
+and all, sworn to give our life and life's blood in your cause?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said the Queen, her tears now fully flowing, at the recollection of
+the late scene of wild enthusiasm. "I have found friends among my
+faithful, and my true&mdash;my gallant, noble Hungarians. Think you I did not
+mark you, sir&mdash;you, who were the first to shout, 'For Maria Theresa we
+will die!' Think you that my heart did not feel that you were, perhaps, a
+third time, my friend in need? But I have enemies still. Calumny, I am
+aware, miscolours my simplest actions. My very feelings may be
+misinterpreted, my very tears, at this moment, in your presence,
+misconstrued. Who can know what is the worth of friends better than those
+who suffer from such odious attacks of enemies as I have suffered?" And
+Maria Theresa clasped her hands before her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>Otmar once more sank down at her feet deeply affected.</p>
+
+<p>"But I must away with this weakness!" said the Queen, struggling to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span>
+recover from her agitation, and dashing away her tears with her fingers.</p>
+
+<p>As she saw Otmar kneeling before her, his fine features fixed upon her
+with the liveliest expression of pity and admiration, his handsome figure
+bent to do homage to her loveliness and worth, her woman's feelings had
+the mastery of her feelings as a queen, and, smiling upon him with a
+smile, which shone all the more brightly through her tears&mdash;that smile,
+with the power and fascination of which none knew better how to fetter
+hearts than Maria Theresa&mdash;she hastily detached from her shoulders a
+string of diamonds, and passed them over the young man's neck.</p>
+
+<p>"This is no recompense, to reward your services with matters of sordid
+value, sir," she said. "This is no gift to enable you to retrieve, however
+slightly, your fallen fortunes. This is the chain of honour which I bestow
+upon my champion and knight; for such you shall be in the eyes of the
+world. Here, in Maria Theresa's chamber, you are to her the deliverer and
+friend."</p>
+
+<p>"Madam! my life, my heart, and soul are yours!" stammered the young man,
+no longer able to control his feelings, under circumstances which made him
+forget for a moment that distance which the sovereign herself seemed to
+have overleapt.</p>
+
+<p>Again Maria Theresa blushed slightly. In spite of her strong
+understanding, her virtue, and her worth, she was not above those feelings
+of coquetry which, joined to her admiration of beauty, often, especially
+at an after period of her life, gave handle to the many unjust calumnies
+of her traducers.</p>
+
+<p>"Rise once more, my noble knight!" said the young Queen, with another
+smile; "for we have dubbed you such. We will attach you to our especial
+service, since such is your desire, and find a place for you in our suite;
+although it be but badly paid in our state of disastrous fortune. But I
+know you heed not that. I see it in that look, that would reproach me for
+such a thought. You shall remain with us until you join our army," she
+added with a sigh, "to fight in our cause."</p>
+
+<p>"This honour, madam"&mdash;stammered Otmar, rising.</p>
+
+<p>"Is not without its perils and its pains, good youth," continued Maria
+Theresa. "You will have to combat envy, jealousy, ill-will within; for
+such is the life of courts. Alas! I know it but too well. Without, you may
+have often wearisome and dangerous services."</p>
+
+<p>"None can be felt as such when it is you&mdash;your Majesty I serve," said the
+young man with enthusiasm.</p>
+
+<p>"I will&mdash;I do believe you, sir," replied the Queen. "I have said it once,
+and I repeat it. Yours is the true nobility of heart. Ah! were they all
+so&mdash;they who serve me and call themselves my friends! But enough of this!
+Let your first service be to direct the search of our agents to the
+discovery of the disguised enemies who made that bold attempt last night
+to secure my person during my evening stroll&mdash;my poor moments of liberty!
+Ah! France, I recognise there your treacherous designs! You did not know
+who were your adversaries?"</p>
+
+<p>"Madam," answered the young man, "I should recognise again the voice of
+him who was my principal assailant; and who, if I mistake not, has already
+crossed his sword with mine. But I know him not."</p>
+
+<p>"I would not punish when I can forgive," said Maria Theresa, with a sigh.
+"But the discovery of these complotters on my liberty, perhaps my life, is
+necessary for the safety of my realm."</p>
+
+<p>"If my zeal avail aught," said Otmar warmly, "their life shall pay their
+treachery."</p>
+
+<p>"No bloodshed, no bloodshed, as you love me, good youth!" said the Queen,
+shuddering. "Blood enough is shed upon the battle-field for me and mine.
+And who knows how far such blood should lie upon the conscience of a
+miserable queen?&mdash;how far the Almighty will write it to her dread account
+at the last great day of reckoning?" And, with that nobility of feeling
+peculiar to Maria Theresa, she sank her head downwards in gloomy thought.
+For a time she thus remained, as if forgetful of the presence of the young
+noble; at length<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span> she again raised her head, cleared away the gloom upon
+her features with a faint smile, and once more extending her hand,
+said&mdash;"Now leave us, sir, but to return shortly hither. Already they may
+cry scandal that I should have talked to one of such good mien so long.
+But go not," she continued, as Otmar moved towards the door, "until I have
+told you how my heart was pained, that the search of those who sought to
+discover you, after the skirmish of last evening, was useless&mdash;how
+anxiously I prayed, in the darkness of the night, that no ill might have
+befallen my young, champion&mdash;how my very soul was gratified to see him in
+the crowd before me, to know that he was safe! You must not think your
+Queen heartless and ungrateful, sir. Now, go!"</p>
+
+<p>With a wave of the hand, Maria Theresa dismissed from her presence the
+young noble, who staggered from the chamber in a tempest of tumultuous
+emotions.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3><span class="smcap">Chapter</span> IV.</h3>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>"Stand back, thou manifest conspirator:<br />
+Thou that contrivedst to murder!"<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;"><span class="smcap">Shakspeare.</span></span></td></tr></table>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td>"Farewell, my lord! Good wishes, praise, and prayers,<br />
+Shall Suffolk ever have of Margaret.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Farewell, sweet madam!"</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 14em;"><i>Idem.</i></span></td></tr></table>
+
+<p>In a small room on the first floor of the old house occupied by the Jew
+druggist, sat Otmar once more, on the evening of the important day which
+had decided the fortunes of Maria Theresa. He had returned to the
+temporary home from which he had been so inhospitably driven, in order to
+direct the removal of his scanty baggage, and the few relics that reminded
+him of happier times, and the brighter days of his childhood, and which,
+during the day, his old attendant had collected together.</p>
+
+<p>The room was wainscoted with blackened oak, the sombre shades of which
+were unrelieved by any ornament; and at a table, near the heavy
+casement-window, a part of which was open, rather to admit the fading
+light of day into the dark apartment than the autumn air of the chill
+evening, sat the young noble, tracing slowly the lines of a letter, which
+he seemed to compose with difficulty, and not without many a hesitation
+and many a heavy sigh.</p>
+
+<p>Upon a packed portmanteau, in the middle of the room, sat Farkas, puffing
+from a short pipe small clouds of smoke, which issued in regular but
+uneasy jerks from beneath his thick overhanging moustache. From time to
+time he nodded his head impatiently, with a sideward movement, and
+murmured between his teeth, without interrupting his employment, words
+that accompanied his intermittent puffs, like the distant rumbling which
+follows the smoke of the cannon on the far-off battle-field.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Teremtette!</i>" he muttered angrily. "I shall not be easy until I am quit
+of this den of the old hyena, who has turned my lord out of doors like a
+gipsy beggar-boy&mdash;and why? The foul fiend only knows. I should like to
+wring the old ruffian's neck for him, like a carrion-crow, <i>eb adta</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>At length the young noble threw down his pen.</p>
+
+<p>"It is done!" he exclaimed with a sigh. "I have written to the old
+advocate at Buda to send me the papers I require. I must not think on my
+own fortunes. My father's honour must be saved; and my own beggary shall
+be signed before I leave this country."</p>
+
+<p>"Too honest by half to such rascals as those villanous cheating
+money-lenders, whoever they may be, <i>eb adta</i>!" muttered Farkas again
+unheard, with a vexed shrug of the shoulders.</p>
+
+<p>"Is all prepared?" said Otmar, turning to his attendant.</p>
+
+<p>"There is nothing but what I can take upon my own shoulders," answered the
+old man with a sigh;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span> "and they are broad enough to bear twice the
+weight." And rising from his temporary seat, he jerked it on to his back.
+Then seizing up another small valise in his hand, he stood ready for
+departure.</p>
+
+<p>"Enter the first inn, and there await my orders, whether they have room to
+lodge us or no; as is not probable in the confusion of the town," said
+Otmar. "I trust that I may yet find us other and better quarters for
+another night; and we can seek a home for once under nature's roof,
+without much detriment to our bones."</p>
+
+<p>"What his lord can bear, can old Farkas also," was the attendant's sturdy
+answer, and he left the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Farewell then," said Otmar, gazing around him. "Farewell, my poor
+chamber, the depositary of so many hopes and aspirations, regrets, sad
+thoughts, and air-built castles. Visions, bright visions of beauty and of
+love, have illumined thy dark walls; and they, too, have flown&mdash;flown
+before a stern reality, which proclaimed them folly, madness&mdash;ay, madness!
+They are gone for ever! But shall they not be followed by dreams of glory,
+of renown, of smiles from her beaming eyes to thank her champion&mdash;her
+friend? Yes&mdash;me, too, she has called her friend. Farewell, then, my poor
+chamber! Thou hast witnessed little but my wretchedness, and yet I regret
+thee; for her spirit&mdash;hers&mdash;the beautiful, the bright, the unknown&mdash;still
+hovers around thee. Fare-thee-well!"</p>
+
+<p>Otmar prepared to depart; but he was still lingering to send around him a
+last look upon those bare walls which he had thus apostrophized, when
+hasty steps were heard to mount the stair, and Farkas abruptly re-entered
+the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Quick, quick!" cried the old man. "I saw him coming up the street&mdash;him,
+you know&mdash;that outlandish rascal, whom you fought by the inn on the
+roadside, because he would have spoken ill of our Queen&mdash;God preserve
+her!&mdash;the same who, if your doubts prove true, was the villain who tore
+that cursed slip in your attila last night&mdash;the foul fiend confound him,
+<i>eb adta</i>! I thought I had a stronger arm&mdash;old fool that I was! Quick,
+quick!" And seizing Otmar's arm, he dragged him to the open window.</p>
+
+<p>"It is he!" exclaimed the young noble, looking out; "the same tall form
+and insolent gait. Ah! he is entering the house. Hark! he is mounting the
+stair. God be praised, he falls into my very hands!"</p>
+
+<p>In truth, footsteps were evidently ascending the staircase. Otmar and his
+old attendant paused to listen with palpitating interest. The next moment
+the door of the Jew's apartment, on the other side of the passage, was
+heard to open, and a voice to exclaim, "Hello! old fox, where have you hid
+yourself? Out of your hole, I say! I have to speak with you." Then the
+door closed, and all was still.</p>
+
+<p>"It is the same voice!" exclaimed Otmar again. "It is he who made that
+foul attempt upon her liberty. Villain!" And half-drawing his sabre, he
+rushed towards the door of the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Down with him! down with the rascal, <i>teremtette</i>!" cried Farkas,
+following his master in excitement.</p>
+
+<p>"No, no!" said Otmar, checking his own first impulse, and catching the old
+man's arm. "He is a traitor and a spy! It is not for me to punish; it is
+for the country's laws. She bids me seek to discover him. Providence has
+thrown him into my hands, and enabled me to obey her behest. She would
+condemn me were I to take vengeance into my own hands."</p>
+
+<p>"What!" cried Farkas, violently. "My lord has his enemy face to face, and
+hesitates to defy him to the death!"</p>
+
+<p>"Peace, old man!" exclaimed Otmar; "you know not what you say. Ah! I see
+it all now," he continued. "He is the agent of her enemies, and is in
+collusion with our doctor landlord. It is here their villainous schemes
+are hatched."</p>
+
+<p>"True! It was he&mdash;it must have been he," said Farkas in his turn, "who sat
+with the rascally old thief, when I entered his room the night before the
+last."</p>
+
+<p>"Hear me, Farkas," continued the young noble. "I must away to the castle.
+Maria Theresa may still be<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span> there. All shall be revealed. Watch you, at
+some distance, in the street, that he leave not the house or escape us."</p>
+
+<p>"Better split the cowardly villain's skull at once, <i>teremtette</i>!" cried
+the old man once more, indignantly.</p>
+
+<p>"Peace, I say!" said Otmar. "Follow me, and stealthily." And with these
+words he left the room, followed down the stairs by his grumbling
+attendant, who still muttered many an angry "<i>teremtette!</i>" between his
+lips, unable to comprehend the hesitation of his young master, when so
+good an opportunity was before him of taking revenge upon "such a
+villainous scoundrel" as the spy.</p>
+
+<p>Scarcely had they quitted the apartment, when an angle of the wainscoting,
+forming the door of a partially concealed closet, opened; and the form of
+the Jew money-lender&mdash;pale, trembling, and with haggard eyes&mdash;staggered
+into the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Jehovah! We are lost&mdash;irretreviably lost!" he exclaimed with a choked
+husky voice. "Cavaliere! Cavaliere!" and he hastened, as fast as his
+trembling limbs would carry him, to the door. But, in spite of his agony
+and his alarm, his usual habits of caution, and perhaps of
+self-appropriation also, did not forsake him, and with the words, "That
+paper the young fellow wrote may tell us more!" he turned back, shuffled
+to the table, snatched up the letter, which Otmar had forgotten in his
+hurry, and then gained his room, where, seated, with gloomy and
+discontented brow, the Italian spy waited him.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Diavolo!</i> Where have you been hiding, Bandini? I need your aid,"
+exclaimed the cavaliere, as he entered. "All is ruined, if still stronger
+measures be not taken. My grand expedition of last night, which might have
+secured all at a blow, has utterly failed, through the interference of a
+rash young fool, who has twice crossed my path to baffle me. I myself am
+wounded,"&mdash;and he pointed to a bandage, partly concealed by a scarf thrown
+over his shoulder&mdash;"still confused, from a blow dealt upon my head by some
+meddling ruffian. The curses of hell blight their arms, one and all! Those
+traitors, too, the Hungarians, have broken every promise, to shout
+<i>Vivat!</i> to that woman; because she shed before them a few maudlin tears.
+Weak fools! weak fools! and that they call enthusiasm! They promise her
+supplies of men and money. My schemes are ruined&mdash;my services all
+naught&mdash;your hopes of reward utterly gone, Master Bandini&mdash;utterly gone,
+do you hear?&mdash;if some great <i>coup-de-main</i> be not yet tried. There! look
+not so pale and frightened, man, with that ugly wo-begone face of yours.
+There are yet means that may be used."</p>
+
+<p>"But we are lost&mdash;lost!" stammered the Jew, shaking in every limb, and
+struggling in vain to speak.</p>
+
+<p>"Lost! Not yet!" replied the Italian scornfully "whilst I have yet a head
+to scheme, and a bold heart to execute."</p>
+
+<p>"We are lost, I tell you. All is discovered. We are betrayed!" cried the
+Jew. "That young fellow&mdash;in yonder room&mdash;alas! he knows all. We must
+fly&mdash;conceal ourselves."</p>
+
+<p>"How now, man?" exclaimed the cavaliere, in his turn springing up in
+alarm.</p>
+
+<p>"I had driven him from the house, at your desire," stammered Bandini,
+panting for breath; "but he returned to seek his baggage. They had both
+been absent, master and man; and I had thought to look after my own poor
+goods and chattels in the room"&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Or to that which you could lay your hands upon, old thief&mdash;I know you.
+But proceed! What means this tale?" said the spy.</p>
+
+<p>"Jehovah knows you speak not true!" continued the Jew. "But they came back
+suddenly and unawares. I feared they might think evil of me, if they found
+me there; and I concealed myself in the closet. I heard all!"</p>
+
+<p>"All!&mdash;all what? Speak, man!" exclaimed the Italian furiously.</p>
+
+<p>"He is the same&mdash;the same of whom you spoke just now," pursued the old
+man, trembling. "He who wounded you last night. He recognised you as you
+entered. He knows all. He is gone up to the castle to betray us. Oh! I am
+a lost man&mdash;a lost man!" and the Jew wrung his hands bitterly.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span>"Betrayed!" cried the spy&mdash;"gone, to the castle! Ten thousand devils drag
+him down to hell! Which way did he go? What did you hear? Speak,
+man!&mdash;speak, I tell you." And he shook the old man violently by the
+collar.</p>
+
+<p>"He will probably mount to it by the shorter ascent, along the Jews'
+street," gasped forth Bandini with difficulty.</p>
+
+<p>"And is there no quicker way?" exclaimed the Italian hurriedly.</p>
+
+<p>"By the lane opposite," stammered the Jew breathlessly. "Turn to the
+left&mdash;mount the crooked street&mdash;you will find yourself opposite to the
+garden, behind my old friend Zachariah's house. On passing through it, you
+are at the upper end of the Jews' street, and near the castle plain."</p>
+
+<p>"There is no time to be lost!" cried the spy, flinging his hat upon his
+head. "My pistols are primed and loaded," he continued, feeling in an
+inner pocket of his coat. "I shall be there before him. He must die. The
+same passage will favour my escape. Ah! it is you rascal of a Jew,
+villainous miser, who are the cause of all! Dearly shall you repay me
+this!" And seizing the old money-lender by the throat, he nearly throttled
+him, and, when he was almost black in the face, flung him with violence
+into a corner of the room.</p>
+
+<p>As the Italian disappeared, the old man raised himself, with difficulty,
+from the ground.</p>
+
+<p>"And such is the poor Jew's reward," he muttered, "from these Christian
+dogs, for all his losses, and his sacrifices, and his perils! What is to
+be done? If he kill the youth, I have still to fear his wrath. If he come
+not in time, we are undone. Every way is danger. Shall I myself turn
+informer? It is late&mdash;very late in the day&mdash;but yet it may be tried. Can I
+glean nothing from this paper that may sound like fresh and genuine
+information? What have we here?" he continued, rapidly scanning parts of
+Otmar's letter with his eye, and murmuring its contents to himself. "'I
+leave the country'&mdash;'But my father's honour must be covered'&mdash;'Send the
+papers ceding the estates'&mdash;'I am resolved to sign, although it be my
+utter ruin'&mdash;The name?&mdash;'Otmar, Baron Bartori.'&mdash;Merciful Jehovah!" burst
+forth the Jew. "It is he! It is my young man&mdash;and I knew it not&mdash;he, whose
+sign-manual is to convey to me the estates, in return for my poor moneys
+lent: and, if he sign not, the heritage goes to the next male heir; and I
+am frustrated of my dues. But he will be killed&mdash;die without signing. I am
+a ruined man&mdash;a ruined man!" And the money-lender clasped his hands in
+despair. "No, no&mdash;he must not die. Caracalli! Caracalli! touch him not!
+touch him not! He must not die, ere I have his precious sign-manual. Save
+him! save him! Jehovah! what shall I do? Caracalli! Caracalli!" And thus
+madly shouting after the Italian, the Jew rushed from his room in a frenzy
+of despair.</p>
+
+<p>In addition to the great and winding carriage-road which leads up to the
+summit of the hill on which stands the castle of Presburg, there is a
+shorter passage to it, by a narrow tortuous street, lined with old falling
+houses, and paved at intervals with terrace-like stone steps to aid the
+steep ascent. To this street, in former times, the Israelites residing in
+the city were restricted as a dwelling-place, incurring heavy fine and
+imprisonment by daring, either openly or under a feigned name, to infringe
+this severe rule: and even at the present day, although this restriction
+has been removed, it is almost entirely occupied, either from habit or
+from choice, by petty and most doubtful traders of the same persuasion,
+and is still known under the name of the Jews' Quarter. The upper end of
+this steep and winding lane is terminated, between high walls, by a large
+old gateway, opening into the castle plain. And under this gateway it was,
+that the Italian spy awaited his victim. He had contrived to evade the
+vigilance of Farkas, by darting up a lane immediately fronting the St
+Michael's gate, and now, having ascertained, by a few hasty words
+interchanged with the Jew Zachariah, that no one answering the description
+of the young noble had been seen to pass, he felt assured, that, by his
+haste in pursuing the shorter cut from behind, he had gained an advance
+upon him.</p>
+
+<p>The night was fast closing in, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span> the Italian felt himself secure from
+observation in the dark recess in which he lurked behind the gate. Aware
+that by a deed of assassinating alone he could save himself from the
+consequences of a revelation which not only ruined all his schemes, but
+placed his life at stake, he grasped a pistol in his hand, and waited
+firmly, with calmness which showed his long acquaintance with deeds of
+hazard and of crime.</p>
+
+<p>He had stood some time, counting with impatience the moments, until he
+began to fear that the young noble had taken the longer road, when at last
+the sound of footsteps struck upon his ear. Looking out from the corner of
+the gateway in which he had concealed himself, he could plainly see, at
+some little distance, the form of a man, resembling that of his expected
+victim, mounting the stone steps of the lane between the row of walls; and
+he drew back, cocked his pistol, and prepared to fire at him as he passed.
+Presently hastier footsteps&mdash;those of a running man&mdash;sounded nearer. Had
+he been perceived? Was his purpose divined? Was his victim about to rush
+upon him? These thoughts had scarcely time to pass rapidly through his
+brain, when a dark form hurried round the angle of the gateway. The
+Italian's hand was on the lock. He fired.</p>
+
+<p>A terrific cry, and then a groan, followed the explosion. A body fell. The
+Italian bent forward. At his feet lay the form of his associate, the
+miserable Jew.</p>
+
+<p>"Kill him not&mdash;the sign-manual"&mdash;were the only last words that faintly met
+the ear of the assassin, before the blood rushed up in torrents into the
+mouth of the unhappy man, and choked his voice for ever.</p>
+
+<p>Before the spy had a moment's time to recover from his surprise at the
+unexpected deed he had done, another cry of "Murder! murder!" was shouted
+close beside him, by a man who had run up. A strong hand grasped his arm.
+It was that of his intended victim.</p>
+
+<p>"Assassin!" cried Otmar. "Ah! it is again he! God's will be done!"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Mille diavoli!</i> Have at thee yet!" exclaimed the Italian, struggling to
+disengage himself with a strong effort, and staggering back.</p>
+
+<p>Succeeding in the attempt, he drew his sword. The weapons of the two men
+were immediately crossed. Both fought with desperation. Already a wound on
+Otmar's arm had rather excited his energies than disabled him, when a
+crowd was seen approaching rapidly from the direction of the castle. Some
+persons detached themselves from it, and ran forward, attracted by the
+previous cry of "murder," and the clash of arms. The cavaliere felt that
+he was lost, if he made not a fearful effort to disengage himself at once
+from his antagonist, and made a violent lunge at Otmar. The active young
+noble swerved aside. The sword passed him unscathed, and the next moment
+his sabre descended on to the Italian's head. With a fearful curse, the
+spy staggered, reeled backward, and fell to the ground.</p>
+
+<p>When the persons from the castle hurried up, they found the young noble
+standing by his prostrate foe, and leaning upon his sabre&mdash;his cheek
+already pale from the loss of the blood which streamed from his wound.
+Before, in the confusion, much explanation could be asked or given, others
+of the approaching party had come up: at an order issued, a sedan chair,
+borne by eight men, was set down under the gateway; a female form issued
+from it, and, in spite of the opposition of those about her, Maria Theresa
+advanced through the crowd.</p>
+
+<p>"What has happened? Who disturbs the peace?" she exclaimed, coming forward
+with that courage she evinced on all emergencies.</p>
+
+<p>"Retire, I beseech you, to your chair, madam, and allow yourself to be
+carried on," said the young Prince Kaunitz, who formed one of the suite.
+"This is no sight for a woman, and a queen." And he interposed his person
+between his sovereign and the bodies of the Italian and the Jew.</p>
+
+<p>"Permit me, prince," said Maria Theresa, waving him aside; for she had now
+caught sight of the pale face of Otmar, brightly illumined by the lighted
+torches which some of her attendants bore to light her on her way, upon
+her evening transit from the castle to the primate's summer palace.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span>"You, my young champion, here!" she cried, with tones of evident anxiety,
+stepping forward. "What has happened? In God's name, what is this? You are
+not hurt, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Only a scratch, so please your majesty," replied Otmar; "and happy and
+proud I am that I should have gained it in your service."</p>
+
+<p>"Tell me what has passed? How do I find you here? Who is this man?"
+continued the young Queen, glancing slightly at the form of the prostrate
+Italian.</p>
+
+<p>"It is the same villain who has already dared to lay his hand upon the
+sacred person of your majesty," said the young noble proudly. "Chance led
+me to his discovery. I was hurrying to seek my Queen, to obey her orders.
+The wretch&mdash;I know not how&mdash;was beforehand with me. He would have waylaid
+me, as I must suppose. Another, who passed me at the moment, was his
+victim. I attacked him; and there he lies. I know no more."</p>
+
+<p>"And who is that poor man?" said Maria Theresa, pointing to the body of
+the Jew.</p>
+
+<p>Some of her attendants raised up the corpse.</p>
+
+<p>"I recognise him," said Otmar. "He was the accomplice of that fellow.
+God's justice has fallen on him by the hand of his own confederate. But
+how, is still to me a mystery."</p>
+
+<p>"The other still lives," exclaimed the voices of some, who had now lifted
+up the form of the Italian.</p>
+
+<p>"Let him be conveyed to the castle," commanded the Queen. "Every inquiry
+shall be instituted in this affair. Let justice take its course upon the
+spy and traitor."</p>
+
+<p>The Italian was conveyed away.</p>
+
+<p>"But you are hurt, noble youth. Your cheek grows paler still," cried Maria
+Theresa. "Help there! Bring water! quick! He may be dying."</p>
+
+<p>"It is nothing!" said Otmar, with sinking voice and failing senses. "A
+little faintness! I shall be better soon. A smile from you will repay
+all!"</p>
+
+<p>His head whirled, and he fell back into the arms of the bystanders.</p>
+
+<p>In spite of the alarm of the young Queen, a deep blush overspread her
+countenance at these last words.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! should it be so!" she murmured to herself; and, after casting a long
+look upon the form of the handsome youth before her, she bent her head to
+the earth.</p>
+
+<p>Water was quickly brought from a neighbouring house. In spite of the
+increasing crowd attracted to the spot, Maria Theresa disdained not to
+bathe with her own hands the temples of the fainting man. Snatching a
+perfumed handkerchief from the hand of Kaunitz, she bound it tightly on
+the young noble's arm. In a short time, he once more opened his eyes.
+Water was given him to drink; and he again was able to stand, weakly, on
+his feet.</p>
+
+<p>"You&mdash;my Queen. You have deigned&mdash;to look upon your poor subject-to tend
+him"&mdash;he stammered faintly, as his eyes fell upon the lovely face before
+him. "You&mdash;the noble&mdash;the beautiful&mdash;the beloved"&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Hush! hush, sir," interposed the young Queen hurriedly. "You must not
+speak now. Your brain wanders. You shall be conveyed to the castle, and
+tended there. As soon as you are fully recovered, a post is ready for you
+with the army. You must leave us forthwith. Be brave, be gallant, be
+noble, as you have ever shown yourself; and, perhaps, hereafter"&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>She checked herself; with a sigh, and turned away her face.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;away from here! I must away," said Otmar. "The army, the
+battle-field, glory, renown, must be my only thoughts." And, sinking his
+head on his heart, he murmured lowly&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Moriamur pro Rege Nostro.</i>"</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3><span class="smcap">Conclusion.</span></h3>
+
+<p>It is well known in history, that the rising of the Hungarian saved the
+falling fortunes of Maria Theresa. The enthusiasm of this sensitive and
+energetic people, once awakened, knew no bounds. All the country nobles,
+with their followers, took up arms. Croatia alone supplied twelve
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span>thousand men. Immense sums of money, to support the army, were offered by
+the clergy; and, out of the most distant provinces, sprang up, as the
+soldiers sown by the teeth of Cadmus from the earth, those countless
+savage hordes, who under the name of Pandours carried terror into every
+part of Europe. From the moment of the "insurrection," as it is called, of
+the Hungarian nobility, the aspect of affairs began to change. The Elector
+of Bavaria, who, to the grief of Maria Theresa, had received the imperial
+crown of Germany, so long in the possession of the House of Hapsburg,
+chiefly by the influence of French intrigues, under the name of Charles
+the Seventh, was driven from his States. England and Holland were won over
+to the cause of the persecuted Queen; and both, especially the former,
+lent her large sums. The whole British nation was interested in her
+favour. The English nobility, instigated by the Duchess of Marlborough,
+offered her a subscription collected to the amount of a hundred thousand
+pounds; but this sum Maria Theresa nobly refused, accepting nothing that
+was not granted to her by the nation in Parliament assembled. By the
+valour of Hungarian arms, the French were at length driven out of Bohemia;
+and what still more contributed to the peace shortly after obtained from a
+great portion of the Queen's enemies, was the result of the bloody field
+of Hanau, which turned out entirely to the advantage of Maria Theresa and
+her noble allies, and at which half of the <i>noblesse</i> of France was either
+killed or wounded.</p>
+
+<p>It was shortly after this great battle, in which so many bold spirits fell
+on either side, that a catafalk was erected at the upper end of the middle
+aisle belonging to the glorious Gothic Church of St Stephen's in Vienna.
+The service for the dead had been performed with pomp. The priests had
+retired from the aisle. But still, upon the steps, covered with black
+cloth, and illumined from above by many wax-lights, knelt two personages.
+The one was a female, dressed in deep mourning, who appeared to be praying
+fervently. A group of attendants, both male and female, in the attire of
+the court mourning of the day, stood at a little distance from her. The
+other was an old man, in a well-worn hussar dress, who had thrown himself
+forward on to the upper step, upon another side of the catafalk, and had
+buried his face in his hands. At length the female rose, gave a last look
+at that dark mass, which concealed a coffin, and, within, a corpse; and
+then, drawing her veil over her face, moved slowly towards a side-door,
+followed by her attendants, with a respect paid only to a royal personage.
+A crowd of beggars surrounded the door, where an Imperial carriage waited;
+and distributing the contents of a heavy purse among them, the lady said,
+with broken voice,</p>
+
+<p>"Pray for the soul of Otmar, Baron Bartori, who died in battle for his
+Queen."</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span></p>
+<h2>MESMERIC MOUNTEBANKS.</h2>
+
+<p>In an age of utilitarian philosophy and materialism, we are proud to stand
+forth as the champion of he Invisible World. <span class="smcap">Maga</span> and <span class="smcap">Magic</span> are words
+which we cannot dissociate from one another, either in sound or in
+affection. The first was the mistress of our youth&mdash;our literary
+mother&mdash;our guide and instructress in the paths of Toryism,
+good-fellowship, and honour. Fain would we hope that, in maturer years, we
+have rendered back to the eldest-born of Buchanan some portion of the deep
+debt of gratitude which from our childhood upwards we have incurred. We
+have ever striven to comport ourselves in sublunary matters as beseemeth
+one who has sat at the feet of Christopher, imbibed the ethical lore of a
+Tickler, and received the sublimest of peptic precepts and dietetic
+instruction from the matchless lips of an Odoherty. Her creed is ours, and
+no other&mdash;the bold, the true, and the unwavering&mdash;and when we die, bewept,
+as we trust we shall be by many a youth and maiden of the next generation,
+we shall ask no better epitaph for our monument than that selected by poor
+John Keats, though with the alteration of a single word&mdash;"<span class="smcap">Here lieth one
+whose name is writ in Maga.</span>"</p>
+
+<p>Magic, however&mdash;not Maga&mdash;is the theme of our present article; nor do we
+scruple at the very outset to proclaim ourselves a devout and fervent
+believer in almost every known kind of diablerie, necromancy, and
+witchcraft. We are aware that in the present day such confessions are very
+rare, and that when made by some reluctant follower of the occult faith,
+they are always accompanied with pusillanimous qualifications, and weak
+excuses for adherence to opinions which, in one shape or another, pervade
+the population of Christendom, and pass for current truth throughout the
+extensive realm of Heathenesse. So much the better. We like a fair field
+and no auxiliaries; and we are here to do battle for the memory and fair
+fame of Michael Scott, Doctor Faustus, and the renowned Cornelius Agrippa.</p>
+
+<p>Sooth to say, we were born and bred long before Peter Parley had
+superseded the Fairy Tales, and poisoned the budding faculties of the
+infancy of these realms with his confounded philosophical nonsense, and
+his endless editions of <i>Copernicus made Easy</i>. Our nurserymaid, a hizzie
+from the Upper Ward of Lanarkshire, was a confirmed and noted believer in
+dreams, omens, tatie-bogles, and sundry other kinds of apparitions. Her
+mother was, we believe, the most noted spaewife of the district; and it
+was popularly understood that she had escaped at least three times, in
+semblance of an enormous hare, from the pursuit of the Laird of Lockhart's
+grews. Such at least was the explanation which Lizzy Lindsay gave, before
+being admitted as an inmate of our household, of the malignant persecution
+which doomed her for three consecutive Sundays to a rather isolated, but
+prominent seat in the Kirk of Dolphington Parish: nor did our worthy
+Lady-mother see any reason to doubt the accuracy of the statement. For was
+it not most natural that the daughter&mdash;however comely&mdash;and Lizzy was as
+strapping a lass as ever danced at a kirn&mdash;of a woman who had the evil
+reputation of divining surreptitious fortunes by means of the sediment of
+a tea-cup&mdash;of prophesying future sweethearts in exchange for hoarded
+sixpences&mdash;and of milking dry her neighbours' cows by aid of cantrips and
+an enchanted hair rope&mdash;was it not most natural, we say, that the daughter
+of the witch should have been looked upon with a suspicious eye by the
+minister, who used annually to preach four sermons in vituperation of Her
+of Endor, and by the Elders, whose forefathers had turned out doggedly for
+the Covenant, and among whom still circulated strange and fantastic tales
+of bodily apparitions of the Evil One to the fugitives in the muir and the
+wilderness&mdash;of hideous shapes, which <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span>disturbed the gathered conventicle
+by the sides of the lonely burn&mdash;of spells, which made the buff-coats of
+their adversaries impenetrable as adamant to leaden bullet or the sweep of
+the Cameronian steel?</p>
+
+<p>Upon these testimonials, and a strong affidavit from Lizzy, that in every
+other earthly matter she was innocent of the slightest peccadillo, the
+Lily of Lanark was installed as mistress and governante of the Nursery. We
+were then in the days of teething, and sorely tormented with our gums,
+which neither for knob of poker, nor handle of kitchen-fork&mdash;the ancient
+Caledonian corals&mdash;would surrender their budding ornaments. We believe,
+therefore, that Lizzy Lindsay erred not materially from the path of truth
+when she signalized us as "the maist fractious bairn that ever broke a
+woman's heart." Night and day did we yell, with Satanic energy, from the
+excruciating molar pain, and little sympathy did our tears awaken in our
+pillow, as we lay in fevered anguish on the exuberant bosom of our
+guardian. Fortunately for us, in these days Daffy's Elixir was a thing
+unknown, else no doubt we should have received an early introduction to
+dram-drinking by means of the soft carminative. The fertile genius of
+Lizzy suggested a better spell for allaying our infant sorrows. Whenever
+we indulged in a more than ordinary implacable fit of screeching, she
+threatened us with the apparition of "the Boo-man," a hideous spectre
+which was then supposed to perambulate the nurseries in the shape of
+Napoleon-Bonaparte. In a very short while, no Saracen child ever became
+dumber when threatened by its mother with a visit from the Melech-Ric,
+than we did at the proposed coming of the dark and sanguinary phantom. For
+many years afterwards we believed as sincerely in the existence of this
+anthropophagus as in our own; and very nearly became a Bauldy for life,
+from having been surprised on one occasion, whilst surreptitiously
+investigating the contents of a jampot, by the descent of a climbing-boy
+into the nursery, and the terrors of his telegraphic boo! As we grew up,
+our nascent intellect received still more supernatural services from the
+legendary lore of Lizzy. She taught us the occult and mysterious meaning
+of those singular soot-flakes which wave upon the ribs of a remarkably
+ill-pokered fire&mdash;the dark significance which may be drawn from the
+spluttering and cabbaging of a candle&mdash;and the misfortunes sure to follow
+the mismanagement of the sacred salt. Often, too, her talk was of the
+boding death-watch&mdash;the owl which flapped its wings at the window of the
+dying&mdash;and the White Dove that flitted noiselessly from the room at the
+fearful, and then to us incomprehensible moment of dissolution. As
+Hallowe'en approached, she told us of the mystic hempseed, of the figure
+which stalled behind the enterprising navigator of the stacks, and that
+awful detention of the worsted clue, which has made the heart of many a
+rustic maiden leap hurriedly towards her throat, when in the dead of
+night, and beneath the influence of a waning moon, she has dared to pry
+into the secrets of futurity, and, lover-seeking, has dropped the ball
+into the chasm of the deserted kiln.</p>
+
+<p>Such being the groundwork of our mystic education, it is little wonder
+that we turned our novel knowledge of the alphabet to account, by pouncing
+with intense eagerness upon every work of supernatural fiction upon which
+we possibly could lay our hands. We speak not now of Jack the
+Giant-killer, of the aspiring hero of the Beanstalk, or the appropriator
+of the Seven-leagued boots. These were well enough in their way; but not,
+in our diseased opinion, sufficiently practical. We liked the fairies
+better. For many a day we indulged in the hope that we might yet become
+possessed of a pot of that miraculous unguent, which, when applied to the
+eye, has the virtue of disclosing the whole secrets of the Invisible
+World. We looked with a kind of holy awe upon the emerald rings of the
+greensward, and would have given worlds to be present at the hour when the
+sloping side of the mountain is opened, and from a great ball, all
+sparkling with a thousand prismatic stalactites, ride forth, to the sound
+of flute and recorder, the squadrons of the Elfin Chivalry. Well do we
+remember the thrill of horror which pervaded our being when we first read<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span>
+of the Great Spectre of Glenmore, the Headless Fiend that haunts the black
+solitudes of the Rothemurchus Forest, whom to see is madness, and to meet
+is inexorable death! Much did we acquire in these days of the natural
+history of Wraiths and Corpse-candles-of Phantom Funerals encountered on
+their way to the kirkyard by some belated peasant, who, marveling at the
+strange array at such an hour, turns aside to let the grim procession
+pass, and beholds the visionary mourners&mdash;his own friends&mdash;sweep past,
+without sound of footfall or glance of recognition, bearing upon their
+shoulders a melancholy burden, wherein, he knows, is stretched the wan
+Eidolon of himself! No wonder that he takes to his bed that night, nor
+leaves it until the final journey.</p>
+
+<p>Not for worlds would we have left the Grange house, which was then our
+summer residence, after nightfall, and, skirting the hill by the old
+deserted burial-ground, venture down the little glen, gloomy with the
+shade of hazels&mdash;cross the burn by the bridge above the Caldron pool&mdash;and
+finally gaze upon the loch all tranquil in the glory of the stars! Not all
+the fish that ever struggled on a night-line-and there were prime
+two-pounders, and no end of eels, in the loch&mdash;would have tempted us to so
+terrible a journey. For just below the bridge, where the rocks shot down
+precipitously into the black water, and the big patches of foam went
+slowly swirling round&mdash;there, we say, in some hideous den, heaven knows
+how deep, lurked the hateful Water-Kelpy, whose yell might be heard,
+during a spate, above the roar of the thundering stream, and who, if he
+did not lure and drown the cat-witted tailor of the district, was, to say
+the least of it, the most maligned and slandered individual of his race.
+Even in broad day we never liked that place. It had a mischievous and
+uncanny look; nor could you ever entirely divest yourself of the idea that
+there was something at the bottom of the pool. Bad as was the burn, the
+loch was a great deal worse. For here, at no very remote period, the fiend
+had emerged from its depths in the shape of a black steed, gentle and
+mild-eyed to look upon, and pacing up to three children, not ten minutes
+before dismissed from the thraldom of the dominie, had mutely but
+irresistibly volunteered the accommodation of an extempore ride. And so,
+stepping on with his burden across the gowans&mdash;which never grew more, and
+never will grow, where the infernal hoof was planted&mdash;the demon horse
+arrived at the margin of the loch where the bank is broken and the water
+deep, and with a neigh of triumph bounded in, not from that day to this
+were the bodies of the victims found. Moreover, yonder at the stunted
+thorn-trees is the spot where poor Mary Walker drowned herself and her
+innocent and unchristened bairn; and they say that, at midnight when all
+is quiet, you will hear the wailing of a female voice, as if the spirit of
+the murdered infant were bewailing its lost estate; and that a white
+figure may be seen wringing its hands in agony, as it flits backwards and
+forwards along the range of the solitary loch. Therefore, though the black
+beetle is an irresistible bait, we never threw a fly at night on the
+surface of the Haunted Tarn.</p>
+
+<p>Penny Encyclop&aelig;dias, although Lord Brougham had advanced considerably
+towards manhood, were not then the fashion. Information for the people was
+not yet collected into hebdomadal tracts; and those who coveted the fruit
+of the tree of knowledge were left to pursue their horticultural
+researches at their own free will. In the days of which we write, the two
+leading weekly serials were the "<i>Tales of Terror</i>" and "<i>The Terrific
+Register</i>," to both of which we regularly subscribed. To our present
+taste&mdash;somewhat, we hope, improved since then&mdash;the latter seems a vulgar
+publication. It was neither more nor less than a <i>rifacciamento</i> of the
+most heinous and exaggerated murders, by steel, fire, and poison, which
+could be culled from the records of ancient and modern villany. It was, in
+short, the quintessence of the <i>Newgate Calendar</i>, powerful enough to
+corrupt a nation; as a proof of which&mdash;we mention it with regret&mdash;the
+servant lad who ten years ago purloined it from our library, has since
+been transported for life. We even dare to back it, for pernicious
+results, against the moral influence which has been since exercised by
+the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span> authors of Oliver Twist and Jack Sheppard, to both of whom the penal
+colonies have incurred a debt of lasting gratitude. It is true that, in
+point of sentiment, these gentlemen have the advantage of the Editor of
+The Terrific Register, but he beats them hollow in the broad delinquency
+of his facts. But in the Tales of Terror we possessed a real supernatural
+treasure. Every horrible legend of demon, ghost, goule, gnome,
+salamandrine, and fire-king, which the corrupted taste of Germany had
+hatched, was contained in this precious repository. It was illustrated
+also, as we well remember, by woodcuts of the most appalling description,
+which used to haunt us in our sleep long after we had stolen to our bed at
+half-past eleven punctually, in order that we might be drenched in slumber
+before the chiming of the midnight hour&mdash;at which signal, according to the
+demonologists, the gates of Hades are opened wide, and the defunct usurer
+returns to mourn and gibber above the hiding-place of his buried gold.</p>
+
+<p>Gradually, however, we waxed more bold; and by dint of constant study
+familiarized ourselves so much with the subject, that we not only ceased
+to fear, but absolutely longed for a personal acquaintance with an
+apparition. The History of Friar Bacon and Friar Bungay, which shortly
+afterwards fell into our hands, inspired us with the ambition of becoming
+a practical magician, and we thirsted for a knowledge of the Cabala. We
+had already done a little business in the way of turnip lanterns, the
+favourite necromantic implements of the ingenuous Scottish youth&mdash;hideous
+in the whiteness of their vegetable teeth, and not unappalling when
+dexterously placed upon the edge of the kirk-yard wall. Electric shocks
+conveyed by means of the door-handles, phosphoric writings on the wall,
+and the mystery of spontaneous bells, were our next chemical amusements;
+nor did we desist from this branch of practice until we had received a
+most sound castigation, at the recollection of which our bones still ache,
+from a crusty old tutor whose couch we had strewn, not with roses, but
+with chopped horse-hair.</p>
+
+<p>We are old enough to recollect the first representation of <i>Der
+Freischutz</i>, and it is an era in our dramatic reminiscences. Previously to
+that, we had seen a Vampire appear upon the boards of the Edinburgh stage,
+and after an extravagant consumption of victims throughout the course of
+three acts, fall thunder-smitten by an indigo bolt through a deep and
+yawning trap-door. But Zamiel, as then represented by Mr Lynch, completely
+distanced the Blood-sucker. With feelings of intensest awe, we beheld the
+mysterious preparations in the Wolf's Glen&mdash;the circle of skull and
+bone&mdash;the magic ring of light blue that flickered round it&mdash;the brazier
+with the two kneeling figures beside it&mdash;the owl on the blasted tree,
+which opened its eyes and flapped its wings with true demoniacal
+perseverance&mdash;and the awful shapes that appeared at the casting of every
+bullet! But when, as the last of them was thrown from the mould, a crash
+of thunder pealed along the stage, and lurid lightnings glared from either
+wing&mdash;when the cataract was converted into blood, and the ferocious form
+of Lynch stood forth as the Infernal Hunter, discharging, after the manner
+of such beings, two rifles at once&mdash;our enthusiasm utterly overcame us; we
+gave vent to an exulting cheer, and were conducted from the boxes in a
+state of temporary insanity.</p>
+
+<p>We pass over our classical studies. We were no great dab at Virgil, but we
+relished Apuleius exceedingly, and considerably petrified the Rector, by
+giving up, as the subject of our private reading, "<i>Wierus de
+Pr&oelig;stigiis Demonum</i>." Our favourite philosopher was Sir Kenelm Digby,
+whose notions upon sympathy and antipathy we thought remarkably rational;
+so much so, that up to the present time, we recognise no other treatment
+for a cut finger than a submersion of the bloody rag in vitriol and water,
+and a careful unction of the knife. We lost our degree in medicine by
+citing as a case in point the wonderful cure of Telephus by the
+application of oxide of iron, which we held to be no specific at all,
+except as obtained from the spear of Achilles. This dogma, coupled with
+our obstinate adherence to the occult doctrines of Van Helmont, the only
+medical writer whose works we ever perused with the slightest<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span>
+satisfaction, was too much for the bigoted examinators. We were
+recommended to go abroad and study hom&oelig;opathy. We did so, and we swear
+by Hahnemann.</p>
+
+<p>It is now some years since we received our first inkling of mesmeric
+revelation. Since then, we have read almost every work which has appeared
+upon the subject; and we scruple not to say that we are a profound
+believer in all of its varied mysteries. In it we recognise a natural
+explanation of all our earlier studies; and we hail with sincere delight
+the progress of a science which reconciles us to magic without the
+necessity of interposing a diabolic agency. The miracles of Apollonius of
+Tyana, as related by Philostratus, become very commonplace performances
+when viewed by the light of mesmerism. The veriest bungler who ever
+practised the passes can explain to you the nature of that secret
+intelligence which enabled the <i>clair-voyant</i> philosopher, then at
+Ephesus, to communicate the murder of Domitian to his friends at the
+moment it took place at Rome. Second-sight has ceased to be a marvel: the
+preternatural powers, long supposed to be confined to Skye, Uist, and
+Benbecula, are now demonstrated to be universal, and are exhibited on the
+platform by scores of urchins picked up at random from the gutter. Even
+the Arabian Nights have become probable. Any perambulating mesmeriser can
+show you scores of strapping, fellows, reduced by a single wave of his
+hand to the unhappy condition of the young Prince whose lower extremities
+were stone. Comus was nothing more than a common Professor of the science;
+and Hermotimus a silly blockhead, who could not wake himself from his
+trance in time to prevent his wife from consigning him to the funeral
+pile.</p>
+
+<p>The practical utility of the science is no less prodigious. Is it nothing,
+think you, if you have suffered a compound fracture of the leg, so bad
+that amputation is indispensable, to be relieved from all the horrors of
+the operation, from the sickening sight of the basins, the bandages, and
+the saw&mdash;to feel yourself sinking into a delicious slumber at the wave of
+the surgeon's hand, and to wake up ten minutes afterwards an unsuffering
+uniped, and as fresh as the Marquis of Anglesea? Is it nothing, when that
+back-grinder of yours gives you such intolerable agony that the very
+maid-servants in the attics cannot sleep o'nights because of your
+unmitigated roaring&mdash;is it nothing to avoid the terrible necessity of a
+conscious Tusculan disputation with Nasmith or Spence&mdash;to settle down for
+a few moments into a state of unconsciousness, and to revive with your
+masticators in such a condition as to defy the resistance of a navy
+biscuit? Or, if you are a stingy person and repugnant to postage, do you
+think it is no advantage to get gratis information about your friends in
+India through the medium of your eldest son, who, though apparently
+sitting like a senseless booby in your armchair, is at this moment
+invisibly present in the mess-room at Hyderabad, and will express, if you
+ask him, his wonder at the extreme voracity with which Uncle David devours
+his curry? Why, in that boy you possess an inestimable treasure! You may
+send him to Paris at a moment's notice for a state of the French funds&mdash;he
+will be at St Petersburg and back again in the twinkling of an eye&mdash;and if
+our own sight is failing, you have nothing to do but to clap the last
+number of the Magazine below him, and he will straightway regale your
+heart with the contents of the leading article.</p>
+
+<p>There is a great deal of romance about Mesmerism. We have nowhere read a
+more touching story than that of the two consumptive sisters who were
+thrown into the Magic trance about the end of autumn, who lay folded in
+each other's arms&mdash;pale lilies&mdash;throughout the whole of the dreary winter,
+and awoke to life and renovated health in the joyous month of May, when
+the leaves were green, the flowers in bud, and the lambkins frolicking on
+the meadow! Read you ever any thing in novels so touching and pathetic as
+this? Nor is the case once recounted to us by a friend of our own, a noted
+mesmerizer, one whit less marvellous. In the ardent prosecution of his
+art, he had cast his glamour upon a fair Parisian damsel of the name of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span>
+Leontine&mdash;we believe she was a laundress&mdash;and daily held conference with
+the dormant Delphic girl. On one occasion he left her, wrapt in the
+profoundest sleep, in his chamber, and proceeded to perambulate the
+Boulevards on his own secular affairs. On returning, he found poor
+Leontine suffused in tears; deep and stifling sobs disturbed her
+utterance, nor was it until the charmer had soothed her with a few
+additional passes, that she could falter out the tender reproach&mdash;"Why did
+you not bring me some bonbons on the shop where you eat those three
+ice-creams?" Our friend had not walked alone through Paris. The spirit of
+the loving Leontine was invisibly clinging to his arm.</p>
+
+<p>Now, although we make it an invariable rule to believe every thing which
+we read or hear, we were not a little desirous to behold with our own eyes
+an exhibition of these marvellous phenomena. But somehow or other, whilst
+the papers told us of Mesmeric miracles performed in every other part of
+the world, Edinburgh remained without a prophet. Either the Thessalian
+influence had not extended so far, or the Scottish frame was unsusceptible
+to the subtle fluid of the conjuror. One or two rumours reached us of
+young ladies who had become spellbound; but on inquiring more minutely
+into the circumstances, we found that there was an officer in each case,
+and we therefore were inclined to think that the symptoms might be
+naturally accounted for. There was, however, no want of curiosity on the
+part of the public. The new science had made a great noise in the world,
+and was the theme of conversation at every tea-table. Various attempts at
+mesmerization were made, but without success. We ourselves tried it; but
+after looking steadfastly for about twenty minutes into a pair of laughing
+blue eyes, we were compelled to own that the power was not in us, and that
+all the fascination had been exercised on the other side. Nobody had
+succeeded, if we except a little cousin of ours&mdash;rather addicted to
+fibbing&mdash;who averred that she had thrown a cockatoo into a deep and
+mysterious slumber.</p>
+
+<p>Great, therefore, was our joy, and great was the public excitement, when
+at length a genuine professor of the art vouchsafed to favour us with a
+visit. He was one of those intelligent and patriotic men who go lecturing
+from town to town, inspired thereto by no other consideration than an
+ardour for the cause of science. The number of them is absolutely amazing.
+Throughout the whole winter, which is popularly called the lecturing
+season, the dead walls of every large city in the empire are covered with
+placards, announcing that Mr Tomlinson will have the honour of delivering
+six lectures upon Syria, or that Mr. Whackingham, the famous Timbuctoo
+traveller, will describe the interior of Africa. They are even clannish in
+their subjects. The Joneses are generally in pay of the League, and hold
+forth upon the iniquity of the Corn-duties. The Smiths, with laudable
+impartiality, are divided between slavery and liberation, and lecture
+<i>pro</i> or <i>con</i>, as the humour or opportunity may serve. The
+Macgillicuddies support the Seceding interest, and deliver facers in the
+teeth of all establishments whatsoever. The Robinsons are phrenological,
+the Browns chemical, and the Bletheringtons are great on the subject of
+universal education for the people. To each and all of these interesting
+courses you may obtain admittance for the expenditure of a trifling sum,
+and imbibe, in exchange for your shilling or half-crown, a considerable
+allowance of strong and full-flavoured information. Always ardent in the
+cause of science, we never, if we can help it, miss one of these seducing
+soirees: and we invariably find, that whatever may have been the
+heterodoxy of our former opinion, we become a convert through the powerful
+arguments of these peripatetic apostles of science.</p>
+
+<p>Our new Xavier belonged to what is called the mesmerico-phrenological
+school. He was a man of bumps as well as passes&mdash;a disciple alike of
+German Spurzheim and of English Elliotson. His placard was a modest one.
+It set forth, as usual; the disinterested nature of his journey, which was
+to expound to the intelligent citizens of Edinburgh a few of the great
+truths of mesmerism, illustrated by a series of experiments. He
+studiously<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span> disclaimed all connexion with preternatural art, and ventured
+to assure every visitor, that, so far as he was concerned, no advantage
+should be taken of their attendance at his <i>Seance</i> in any future stage of
+their existence. This distinct pledge removed from our minds any little
+scruple which we otherwise might have felt. We became convinced that the
+lecturer was far too much of a gentleman to take advantage of our
+weakness, and report us to the Powers of Evil; and accordingly, on the
+appointed night, after a bottle or so of fortifying port, we took our way
+to the exhibition-room, where Isis was at last to be revealed to our
+adoring eyes.</p>
+
+<p>We selected and paid for a front seat, and located ourselves in the
+neighbourhood of a very smart bonnet, which had mesmerically attracted our
+eye. Around us were several faces well known in the northern metropolis,
+some of them wearing an expression of dull credulity, and others with a
+sneer of marked derision on the lip. On looking at the platform, we were
+not altogether surprised at the earliness of the latter demonstration.
+There was no apparatus there beyond a few chairs; but around a sort of
+semicircular screen were suspended a series of the most singular portraits
+we ever had the fortune to behold. One head was graced with a mouth big
+enough to contain a haggis, and a coronal of erected hair like a
+hearth-brush surmounting it left no doubt in our mind that it was intended
+for a representation of Terror. It was enough, as a young Indian officer
+afterwards remarked, to have made a Chimpanzee miscarry. Joy was the exact
+portraiture of a person undergoing the punishment of death by means of
+tickling. We should not like to have met Benevolence in a dark lane: he
+looked confoundedly like a fellow who would have eased you of your last
+copper, and knocked you down into the bargain. As for Amativeness, he
+seemed to us the perfect incarnation of hydrophobia. In fact, out of some
+two dozen passions, the only presentable personage was Self-esteem, a
+prettyish red-haired girl, with an expression of fun about the eyes.</p>
+
+<p>In a short time the lecturer made his appearance. To do him justice, he
+did not look at all like a conjuror, nor did he use any of those becoming
+accessories which threw an air of picturesque dignity around the wizard of
+the middle ages. We could not say of him as of Lord Gifford,</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"His shoes were mark'd with cross and spell,<br />
+Upon his breast pentacle;<br />
+His zone, of virgin parchment thin,<br />
+Or, as some tell, of dead-man's skin,<br />
+Bore many a planetary sign,<br />
+Combust, and retrograde, and trine."</p>
+
+<p>On the contrary, he was simply attired in a black coat and tweed
+terminations; and his attendant imps consisted of half a dozen young
+gentlemen, who might possibly, by dint of active exertion, have been made
+cleaner, and whose free-and-easy manner, as they scrambled towards their
+chairs, elicited some hilarious expressions from the more distant portion
+of the audience.</p>
+
+<p>The introductory portion of the lecture appeared to us a fair specimen of
+Birmingham rhetoric. There was a great deal in it about mysterious
+agencies, invisible fluids, connexion of mind and matter, outer and inner
+man, and suchlike phrases, all of which sounded very deep and
+unintelligible&mdash;so much so indeed, that we suspected certain passages of
+it to have been culled with little alteration from the emporium of Sartor
+Resartus. Meanwhile the satellites upon the platform amused themselves by
+grimacing at each other, and exchanging a series of telegraphic gestures,
+which proved that they were all deep adepts in the art of masonry as
+practised by the youth of the Lawnmarket. The exposition might have lasted
+about a quarter of an hour, when sundry shufflings of the feet gave a hint
+to the lecturer that he had better stop discoursing, and proceed
+incontinently to experiment. He therefore turned to the imps, who
+straightway desisted from mowing, and remained mute and motionless before
+the eye of the mighty master. Seizing one of them by the hands, the
+operator looked steadfastly in his face. A dull film seemed to gather over
+the orbs of the gaping urchin&mdash;his jaw fell&mdash;his toes quivered&mdash;a few
+spasmodic jerks of the elbows showed that his whole frame was becoming<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span>
+Leyden, jar of animal electricity&mdash;his arms dropped fecklessly down&mdash;few
+waves across the forehead, and the Lazarillo of Dunedin was transported to
+the Invisible World!</p>
+
+<p>Muttered exclamations&mdash;for the sanctity of the scene was too great to
+admit of ruffing&mdash;were now heard throughout the room. "Did you ever?"&mdash;"By
+Jove, there's a go!"&mdash;"Lord save us! but that's fearsome!"&mdash;"I say, Bob,
+d'ye no see him winking?" and other similar ejaculations caught our ear.
+Presently the operator abandoned his first victim, and advanced towards
+another, with the look of a rattlesnake, who, having bolted one rabbit, is
+determined to exterminate the warren. The second gutter-blood succumbed.
+His resistance to the mesmeric agency was even weaker than the other's:
+and, indeed, to judge from the rapidity of his execution, the marvellous
+fluid was now pouring in cataracts from the magic fingers of the adept. In
+a very few seconds the whole of the lads were as fast asleep as dormice.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving them in their chairs, like so many slumbering Cupids, the lecturer
+next proceeded to favour us with a dissertation upon the functions of the
+brain. Cries of "Get on!"&mdash;"Gar them speak!"&mdash;"We ken a' aboot it!"
+assured him at once of the temper and the acquired information of the
+Modem Athenians; so, turning round once more, he pitched upon Lazarillo as
+a subject. So far as our memory will serve us, the following is a fair
+report of the colloquy.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you asleep, my little boy?"</p>
+
+<p>"I should think sae!"</p>
+
+<p>"Do you feel comfortable?"</p>
+
+<p>"No that ill. What was ye speering for?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! a cautious boy! You observe, ladies and gentlemen, how remarkably the
+natural character is developed during the operation of the mesmeric
+trance. An English boy, I assure you, would have given me a very different
+reply. Let us now proceed to another test. You see, I take him by the
+hand, and at the same time introduce this piece of lump sugar into my own
+mouth. Remark how instantaneously the muscles of his face are affected. My
+little fellow, what is that you are eating?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sweeties."</p>
+
+<p>"Where did you get them?"</p>
+
+<p>"What's yeer bizziness?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well&mdash;we must not irritate him. Let us now change the
+experiment&mdash;how do you like this?"</p>
+
+<p>"Fich!&mdash;proots!&mdash;Ye nastie fellie, if ye pit saut in ma mooth, I'll hit ye
+a duff in the muns!"</p>
+
+<p>"How! I do not understand you!"</p>
+
+<p>"A dad in the haffits."</p>
+
+<p>Here a benevolent gentleman, with a bald head and spectacles, was kind
+enough to act as interpreter, and explained to the scientific Anglican the
+meaning of the minatory term.</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! our young friend is becoming a little restive. We must alter his
+frame of mind. Observe, ladies and gentlemen, I shall now touch the organ
+of Benevolence."</p>
+
+<p>With an alacrity which utterly dumbfoundered us, the young hope of the
+Crosscauseway now sprung to his feet. His hands were precipitately plunged
+into the inmost recesses of his corduroys.</p>
+
+<p>"Puir man! puir man!" he exclaimed with a deep expression of sympathy,
+"ye're looking far frae weel! Ay, ay! a wife and saxteen weans at hame,
+and you just oot o' the hospital!&mdash;Hech-how! but this is a weary warld.
+Hae&mdash;it's no muckle I can gie ye, but tak it a'&mdash;tak it a'!"</p>
+
+<p>So saying, he drew forth from his pockets a miscellaneous handful of
+slate-pencil, twine, stucco-bowls, and, if we mistake not, gib&mdash;a
+condiment much prized by the rising generation of the metropolis&mdash;all of
+which he deposited, as from a cornucopia, at the feet of the delighted
+lecturer.</p>
+
+<p>A loud hum of admiration arose from the back-benches. Charity is a popular
+virtue, as you may learn at the theatre, from the tumultuous applause of
+the gallery whenever the hero of the melodrama chucks a purse at the head
+of some unfortunate starveling. Two old ladies in our neighbourhood began
+to whimper; and one of them publicly expressed her intention of rewarding
+with half-a-crown the good intentions of the munificent Lazarillo, so soon
+as the lecture was over. This seemed to inspire him with a fresh accession
+of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span> benevolence; for, the organ being still excited, he made another
+desperate attempt, and this time fished up a brass button.</p>
+
+<p>"Let us now," said the magician, "excite the counter organ of
+Secretiveness; and, in order to give this experiment its full effect, I
+shall also irritate the kindred organs of Acquisitiveness and Caution."</p>
+
+<p>To our great disgust, Lazarillo instantly threw off the character of
+Howard, and appeared in that of David Haggart. He was evidently mentally
+prowling with an associate in the vicinity of a stall bedecked with
+tempting viands, irresistible to the inner Adam of the boy.</p>
+
+<p>"I say, Tam! did ye ever see sic speldrings? Eh, man&mdash;but they'd be grand
+chowin! What'n rock!&mdash;and thae bonnie red-cheekit aipples! Whisht-ye,
+man&mdash;bide back in the close-head, or auld Kirsty will see ye! Na&mdash;she's no
+lookin' now. Gang ye ahint her, and cry oot that ye see a mad dowg, and
+I'll make a spang at the stall! That's yeer sort! I've gotten a hantle o'
+them. Stick them into ma pouches for fear they tumble oot, and we'll rin
+doon to the King's Park and hide them at the auld dyke!"</p>
+
+<p>"This boy," said the operator, "evidently imagines himself to be engaged
+in an act of larceny. Such is the wonderful power of mesmerism, and such
+and so varied is the peculiar idiosyncrasy of the human frame. What we
+call man is a shell of virtue and of vice. In the same brain are contained
+the virtues of an Aristides, and the coarse malignity of a Nero. I could
+now, ladies and gentlemen, very easily procure from this lad the
+restitution of his imaginary spoils, by simply exciting the organ of
+Justice, which at once would prompt him to a full and candid confession.
+But I shall prefer to develop the experiment, by slightly awakening the
+powerful functions of Terror, an organ which we dare not trifle with, as
+the consequences are sometimes calamitous. I think, however, from the
+peculiar construction of this boy's head, that we may safely make the
+attempt. Mark the transition."</p>
+
+<p>The hair of Lazarillo bristled.</p>
+
+<p>"Gosh, Tam! are ye sure naebody seed us! Wha's that wi' the white breeks
+comin' down the close? Rin, man, rin&mdash;as sure's death it's the poliss! O
+Lord! what will become o' ma puir mither gin they grup me! O man&mdash;let's
+in! let's in! The door's fast steekit&mdash;Mercy&mdash;mercy&mdash;mercy&mdash;! Tak' yeer
+knuckles oot o' ma neck, and I'll gie ye the hale o' them back. It wasna
+me, it was Tam that did it! Ye're no gaun to tak us up to the office for
+sic a thing as that?&mdash;O dear me&mdash;dear me&mdash;dear me!" and the voice of
+Lazarillo died away in almost inarticulate moaning.</p>
+
+<p>This scene had so affected the nerves of our fair neighbour in the bonnet,
+that, out of common civility, we felt ourselves compelled to offer a
+little consolation. In the mean time, the stern operator continued to
+aggravate the terrors of poor Lazarillo, whose cup of agony was full even
+to the brim, and who now fancied himself in the dock, tried, and found
+guilty, and awaiting with fear and tribulation the tremendous sentence of
+the law.</p>
+
+<p>"O, ma lord, will ye no hae mercy on us? As true as I'm stannin' here,
+it's the first time I ever stealt ony thing. O whaur's mither? Is that her
+greeting outside? O, ma lord, what are ye puttin' on that black hat for?
+Ye daurna hang us surely for a wheen wizzened speldrings!&mdash;O dear&mdash;O dear!
+Is there naebody will say a word for me? O mercy&mdash;mercy! Wae's me&mdash;wae's
+me! To be hangit by the neck till I'm deid, and me no fifteen year auld!"</p>
+
+<p>"We shall now," said the operator, "conduct our young friend to the
+scaffold"&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Stop, sir!" cried the benevolent gentleman in the spectacles&mdash;"I insist
+that we shall have no more of this. Are you aware, sir, that you are
+answerable for the intellects of that unhappy boy? Who knows but that the
+cruel excitement he has already undergone may have had the effect of
+rendering him a maniac for life? I protest against any further exhibition
+of this nature, which is absolutely harrowing to my own feelings and to
+those of all around me. What if the boy should die?"</p>
+
+<p>"Let alane Jimsy!" cried a voice from the back row. "I ken him fine; he'll
+dee nane."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span>"I shall have much pleasure, sir," said the mesmerist, with a polite bow,
+"in complying with your humane suggestion. At the same time, let me assure
+you that your apprehensions are without foundation. Never, I trust, in my
+hands, shall science be perverted from its legitimate object, or the
+glorious truths I am permitted to display, minister in the slightest
+degree to the wretchedness of any one individual of the great human
+family. I shall now awaken this boy from his trance, when you will find
+him wholly unconscious of every thing which has taken place."</p>
+
+<p>Accordingly, he drew forth his bandana, flapped it a few times before the
+eyes of Lazarillo, and then breathed lightly on his forehead. The boy
+yawned, rubbed his eyes, stretched his limbs, sneezed, and then rose up.</p>
+
+<p>"How do you feel?" asked the operator.</p>
+
+<p>"A wee stiff&mdash;that's a.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Would you like a glass of water?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'd rather hae yill."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you recollect what you have been doing?"</p>
+
+<p>"I've been sleeping, I think."</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing more?"</p>
+
+<p>"Naething. What else should I hae been doing? I say&mdash;I want to gang hame."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, ladies and gentlemen, I think we may dismiss this boy."</p>
+
+<p>Lazarillo, however, did not show any immediate hurry to depart. He
+lingered for a while near that edge of the platform where the two aged
+ladies were seated, as though some faint vaticination of the advent of
+half-a-crown still haunted his bewildered faculties. But the profligacy of
+his latter conduct had effaced all memory of the liberality with which he
+first dispensed his earthly treasures. His unhallowed propensity for
+speldrings had exhibited itself in too glaring colours, and each lady,
+while she thought of the pilfered Kirsty, clutched her reticule with a
+firmer grasp, as though she deemed that the contents thereof were not
+altogether safe in the vicinity of the marvellous boy. At length, finding
+that delay was fruitless, Lazarillo, <i>alias</i> Jimsy, went his way.</p>
+
+<p>The phrenological organs of the remaining lads were now subjected to
+similar experiments. These were, we freely admit, remarkably interesting.
+One youth, being called upon to give a specimen of his imitative powers,
+took off our friend Frederick Lloyd of the Theatre-Royal to the life;
+whilst another treated us to a very fair personification of Edmund Glover.
+Some youths in the back gallery began to whistle and scream, and the
+sounds were regularly caught up and transmitted by the slumbering mimics.
+A learned Pundit, who sate on the same bench with ourselves, favoured them
+with a German sentence, which did certainly appear to us to be repeated
+with some slight difference of accent. A Highland divinity student went
+the length of asserting that the reply was conveyed in Gaelic, which, if
+true, must be allowed to throw some light upon the knotty subject of the
+origin of languages. Is it possible that, in the mesmeric trance, the mind
+in some cases rejects as artificial fabric all the educated
+conventionality of tongues, and resumes unconsciously the original and
+genuine dialect of the world? We have a great mind, at some future moment
+of leisure, to indite an article on the subject, and vindicate, in all its
+antiquity, the speech of Ossian and of Adam.</p>
+
+<p>We shall pass over several of the same class of experiments, such as the
+display of Adoration, which struck us as bordering very closely upon the
+limits of profanity. In justice to the operator, we ought to mention that
+they were all remarkably successful. We admired the dexterity with which
+two lads, under the savage influence of combativeness, punched and squared
+at each other; we were pleased with the musical talents of another boy,
+who varied the words, airs, and style of his singing as the fingers of the
+mesmerist wandered around the several protuberances of his cranium. In
+fact, we saw before us a human organ of sound, played upon with as much
+ease as a mere pianoforte. After such exhibitions as these, it was
+impossible to remain a sceptic.</p>
+
+<p>A grand chorus by the patients, of "Scots wha hae wi' Wallace bled," under
+the influence of some bump corresponding to Patriotism, terminated this
+portion of the evening's <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span>entertainments. But all was not yet over. The
+lecturer informed us that he would now exhibit the power of mesmerism over
+the body, apart from the enchainment of the mental faculties&mdash;that is,
+that he would produce paralysis in the limbs of a thinking and a sentient
+being. We are ashamed to say that a cry of "Gammon!" arose from different
+parts of the hall.</p>
+
+<p>"Ladies and gentlemen," said the undaunted sorcerer, "some incredulous
+persons seem to doubt my power. You shall see it with your own eyes. I
+shall now proceed to waken these boys, and submit them to the new
+experiment."</p>
+
+<p>In the twinkling of a handkerchief they were awake and lively, and beyond
+a slight complaint from the pugilists of pain in the region of the
+abdomen, and a very reasonable demand on the part of the musician for
+lozenges, they did not seem at all the worse in consequence of their
+recent exercise. One of them was now desired to stretch out his arm. He
+did so. A few passes were made along it, and he remained in the attitude
+of a fakeer.</p>
+
+<p>"That lad's arm," said he of the mysterious art, "is now as fixed as
+marble. He cannot take it down. Can you, O'Shaughnessy?"</p>
+
+<p>"The divil a bit!" replied the Hibernian, a stout and brawny villain of
+some two and twenty.</p>
+
+<p>"Would any gentleman like to try it?" inquired the operator.</p>
+
+<p>"It's myself has no manner of objections at all!" exclaimed a stalwart
+medical student, springing upon the platform, amidst a shout of general
+exultation. "Hould yerself tight, Pat, my boy; for, by the powers, I'll
+twist ye like an ounce of pig-tail!"</p>
+
+<p>"Tear and owns!"&mdash;replied O'Shaughnessy, looking somewhat dismayed, for
+the volunteer was about as stout a Connaughter as it ever was our fortune
+to behold. "Tear and owns! it isn't after breaking my arm you'd be at? Och
+wirra! Would ye take a dirty advantage of a decent lad, and him as stiff
+as a poker?"</p>
+
+<p>"I protest against this exhibition!" said the benevolent gentleman, in
+whom we now recognised a Vice-President of the Fogie Club. "The shoulder
+of the man may be dislocated&mdash;or there may be a fracture of the ulna&mdash;or
+some other horrid catastrophe may happen, and we shall all be prosecuted
+for murder!"</p>
+
+<p>"And am I not here to set the bone!" demanded the student indignantly
+"Give us a hould of ye, Pat, and stand firm on your pins, for I'll work ye
+like a pump-handle."</p>
+
+<p>So saying, he closed with O'Shaughnessy. But that wary individual, whilst
+he abandoned his arm to the student, evidently considered himself under no
+obligation to forego the use of his legs. He spun round and round like a
+teetotum, and stooped whenever an attempt was made to draw him down, but
+still the arm remained extended.</p>
+
+<p>"You see, ladies and gentlemen!" said the operator, after the scuffle was
+over&mdash;"You see how the power of the mesmeric fluid operates above the
+exertion of physical force. This amazingly powerful young gentleman has
+totally failed to move the arm one inch from its place."</p>
+
+<p>"I'd move it fast enough, if he'd only stand still," replied the student.
+"I'll tell you what. I look upon the whole thing as egregious humbug.
+There's my own arm out, and I defy either you or Pat to bring it down!"</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me, sir," replied the mesmerist with dignity&mdash;"We do not meet here
+to practise feats of strength, but to discuss a scientific question. I
+appeal to this intelligent individual, who has taken so distinguished a
+part in the interesting proceedings of this evening, whether I am in any
+way bound to accept such a challenge."</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly not&mdash;certainly not!" said the Vice-President, delighted with
+this appeal to his understanding.</p>
+
+<p>"You hear the remark of the gentleman, sir," said the mesmerist. "May I
+now beg you will retire, and permit me to go on with the experiments?"</p>
+
+<p>"Take it all your own way, then," replied the student, reluctantly
+retiring from the platform; "but as sure's I am out of purgatory, that
+lad's arm was no more fixed than your tongue!"</p>
+
+<p>This slight episode over, the work went on accordingly. Paralysis
+flourished in all its shapes. One lad was spellbound to the floor, and
+could not<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span> move a yard from the spot, though encouraged to do so by an
+offer of twenty pounds from the liberal and daring artist. What effect the
+superadded security of the Vice-President might have had upon the
+patient's powers of locomotion, we really cannot say. Another, as he
+assured us, was utterly deprived of sight by a few cross passes of the
+operator&mdash;a third was charmed into dumbness&mdash;whilst a fourth declared his
+readiness to be converted into a pin-cushion; but was, at the intreaty of
+some ladies and our benevolent acquaintance, exempted from that
+metamorphosis, and merely endured, without murmuring, a few nips from the
+fingers of the lecturer.</p>
+
+<p>This closed the <i>s&eacute;ance</i>. We moved a vote of thanks to the Mesmerist for
+his gratifying exertions, and then retired to our Club to meditate upon
+the subject over a comfortable board of pandores. A few days afterwards,
+we met our friend the young Indian officer in Prince's Street.</p>
+
+<p>"I say, old fellow," quoth the Jemadar, "that was a confounded take-in the
+other night."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, that magnetizing nonsense. Not a soul of then was asleep after all."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you wish me to disbelieve the evidence of my own senses?"</p>
+
+<p>"You may believe whatever you like; I only wish you had been with us last
+Tuesday at a meeting we held in the Caf&eacute;. If you've got any tin about you,
+and don't mind standing an ice or so at Mrs Stewart's, I'll tell you all
+about it."</p>
+
+<p>Our desire for truth overcame our habitual parsimony. We led the way into
+the back saloon, and at a moderate expenditure became possessed of the
+following particulars:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"You see," said the Jemadar, sipping his cherry bounce, "there were a lot
+of clever fellows sitting near me the other night, and I made out from
+what they said that they were by no means satisfied with the whole
+proceeding. Now, as I have seen a thing or two in India, where, by Jove, a
+native will make a mango-tree grow out of a flowerpot before your eyes,
+and bear fruit enough in a few months to keep a large family for a year in
+pickles&mdash;and as I knew all about snake-charming, the singeing of tiger's
+whiskers, and so forth, I thought I might be of some use to the scientific
+birds; so, when the meeting broke up, I proposed an adjournment and a
+tumbler. I looked about for you, but you seemed more agreeably occupied."</p>
+
+<p>"You never were in a greater mistake in your life."</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;that's all one; but I thought so. They were quite agreeable, and we
+passed a very pleasant evening. There were two or three young advocates
+who went the pace in regular style, a fair sprinkling of medicos, and that
+Irish student who handled the humbug on the platform; and who, let me tell
+you, is little short of a perfect trump. We reviewed the whole
+experiments, quite impartially, over a moderate allowance of alcohol, and
+were unanimously of opinion that it was necessary, for the interests of
+science, to examine into the matter more closely. One of the company
+undertook to procure the attendance of some of those lads whom you saw
+upon the platform; and another, who believes in mesmerism, but scouts the
+idea of phrenology, was acquainted with a creditable magnetizer, who, he
+said, would be sure to attend. We fixed our meeting for the second evening
+afterwards, and then adjourned.</p>
+
+<p>"When the appointed hour came, we mustered to the number of about thirty.
+Some scientific fellows about town had got wind of the thing, and wished
+to be present: to this we made no manner of objection, as it was not a
+hole-and-corner meeting. Of course, we took care that the lecturer should
+know nothing about it&mdash;indeed, he had left Edinburgh, for the purpose, I
+suppose, of enlightening the gallant Glaswegians; so that we had nothing
+to fear on the ground of secret influence. Well, sir, we elected a
+President, who gave his vote in favour of the postponement of beer until
+all the experiments were over, and had in the raggamuffins, who at their
+own request were each accompanied by a friend. They did not look quite
+easy on finding themselves introduced to such an assemblage, but native
+brass prevailed&mdash;they were in for it, and they durst not recede.</p>
+
+<p>"After a pretty tight examination<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span> by the President as to their former
+experiences and sensations, which of course resulted in nothing, one of
+the lads&mdash;the fellow who became blind&mdash;consented to be mesmerised by his
+brother. The latter, a very sheepish-looking sort of journeyman, went
+awkwardly through the usual flummery of passes, and then ensued this
+dialogue.</p>
+
+<p>"'Hoo are ye, Jock?'"</p>
+
+<p>"'Man, I'm blind!'"</p>
+
+<p>"'Can ye see naething?'"</p>
+
+<p>"'Naething ava. It's jist a' blackness afore me. Gudesake, dinna keep us
+lang this way&mdash;it's positeevely fearsome.'"</p>
+
+<p>"'Gentlemen,' said the brother, 'I hope you'll no be ower lang wi' oor
+Jock. Puir fallow! he's no jist a' thegether right in the nerves, and a
+wee thing is eneuch to upset him. Dinna handle him roughly, sir!' he
+continued, as one of our party commenced turning up his sleeves
+preparatory to an ocular demonstration; 'ye manna pit your hand upon
+him&mdash;it's enough to destroy the haill mesmereesin' influence, and he'll
+gang into a fit. Nane but the operawtor should touch him. Gin ye want to
+look into his een, I'se haud up the lids myself.'</p>
+
+<p>"He did so; and sure enough he disclosed a couple of unmeaning grey
+gooseberry orbs which stared perseveringly upon vacancy. A medical
+gentleman approached a candle towards them without any visible effect. The
+urchin was perfect in his calling. He did not even shrink at the rapid
+approach of a finger.</p>
+
+<p>"I was convinced in my own mind," continued the Jemadar, "that this was a
+piece of absolute humbug. The anxiety of the brother to keep every person
+at a distance was quite palpable, so I had recourse to stratagem to get
+him out of the way. We pretended to give the boy a momentary respite, and
+a proffered pot of porter proved a bait too tempting to the Argus of the
+blind. In short, we got him out of the room, and then resumed our
+examination of Jock, who still pled, like another Homer, to absolute want
+of vision.</p>
+
+<p>"'This is really very extraordinary, gentlemen,' said I, assuming the airs
+of a lecturer, but getting carefully in the rear of patient. 'I am now
+perfectly convinced that this boy is, by some inexplicable means, deprived
+of the functions of sight. You observe that when I advance the finger of
+my right hand towards his right eye&mdash;so&mdash;there is not the slightest
+shrinking or palpable contraction of the iris. It is the same when I
+approach the left eye&mdash;thus. If any gentleman doubts the success of the
+experiment, I shall again make it on the right eye.'</p>
+
+<p>"But this time, instead of probing the dexter orbit, for which he was
+prepared, I made a rapid pass at the other. The effect was instantaneous.
+A spasmodic twitch of the eyelid betrayed the acuteness of Jock's ocular
+perception.</p>
+
+<p>"'He winks, by the soul of Lord Monboddo!' cried one of my legal
+acquaintances. 'I saw it perfectly plainly!'</p>
+
+<p>"'Ye're leein'!' retorted Jock, whose pease-soup complexion suddenly
+became flushed with crimson&mdash;"'Ye're leein'! I winkit nane. It was a flea.
+Did ye no see that I winkit nane when ye pit the lancet forrard?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh! my fine fellow!' replied the Advocate, a youth who had evidently
+picked up a wrinkle or two at circuit, 'you've fairly put your foot into
+it this time. Not a living soul has said a single word about a lancet, and
+how could you know that this gentleman held in his hand unless you
+positively saw it?'</p>
+
+<p>"This was a floorer, but Jock would not abandon his point.</p>
+
+<p>"'Ye dinna ken what mesmereesin' is,' he exclaimed. 'It's a shame for a
+wheen muckle chaps like you to be trying yer cantrips that way on a laddie
+like me. It's no fair, and I'll no stand it ony langer. Whaur's my
+brither? Let me gang, I say&mdash;I'm no weel ava'!' and straightway the
+miraculous boy girded up his loins, and flew swiftly from the apartment.</p>
+
+<p>"Pat O'Shaughnessy was next brought forward to exhibit once more his
+unparalleled feat of rigidity. Confident in the strength of his brawny
+arm, the young Milesian evinced no scruples. The magnetist who had
+attended, at our request&mdash;a pleasant gentlemanly person&mdash;made the usual
+passes along the arm, and O'Shaughnessy stood out in the attitude of the
+Pythian Apollo.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span>"I tried to bend his arm at the elbow, but sure enough I could not do it.
+The fellow had the muscles of a rhinosceros, and defied my utmost efforts.
+The magnetizer now began to exhibit another phenomenon. He made a few
+passes downwards, and the arm gradually fell, as if there were some
+undefinable attraction in the hand of the operator. He then reversed the
+motion, and the arm slowly ascended. Being quite convinced that in this
+case there was no collusion, I said a few words to the operator, who then
+took his post <i>behind</i> the giant carcase of the navigator. A friend of the
+latter, who was detected dodging in front of him, was politely conducted
+to the door, and in this way the experiment was tried.</p>
+
+<p>"'Now sir,' said I, 'will you have the kindness to attract his arm
+upwards? I am curious to see if the mesmeric principle applies equally to
+all the muscles.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Faix!' volunteered O'Shaughnessy, 'it does that, and no mistake. Ye
+might make me hould up my fist on the other side of an oak door!'</p>
+
+<p>"I am sorry for the honour of Tipperary. The operator, as had been
+privately agreed on, commenced the downward passes, when, to our extreme
+delight, the arm of O'Shaughnessy rose directly upwards, until his fist
+pointed to the zenith!</p>
+
+<p>"'Beautiful!&mdash;admirable!&mdash;miraculous!' shouted half a dozen voices.</p>
+
+<p>"'Now, sir, will you try if you can take it down?'</p>
+
+<p>"'The magnetiser made efforts which, if successful, would have enabled
+O'Shaughnessy to count the number of his own dorsal vertebr&aelig;. He didn't
+seem, however, to have any such passion for osteology. The arm gradually
+declined, and at last reposed passively by his side. A general cheer
+proclaimed the success of the experiment.</p>
+
+<p>"'Mr Chairman,' said one gentleman, 'I move that it be recorded as the
+opinion of this meeting, that the late exhibitions of mesmerism, as
+exhibited in this city, were neither more nor less than a tissue of
+unmitigated humbug!'</p>
+
+<p>"'After what we have seen this evening,' said another, 'I do not feel the
+slightest hesitation in seconding that motion.'</p>
+
+<p>"'And I move,' said a third, 'that in case that motion should be carried,
+we do incontinently proceed to supper.'</p>
+
+<p>"So far as I recollect, there was not a dissentient voice in the room to
+either proposition.</p>
+
+<p>"'Axing yer pardon,' said O'Shaughnessy, advancing to the chairman, 'it's
+five shillings I was promised for time and trouble, and expinces in
+attending this mating. Perhaps yer honour will allow a thrifle over and
+above to my friend Teddy yonder, who came to see that I wasn't bothered
+all at onst?'</p>
+
+<p>"'You are an impudent scoundrel, sir,' said the chairman, 'and deserve to
+be kicked down stairs. However, a promise is a promise. There is your
+money, and let us never see your face again.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Och, long life to yese all!' said the undaunted O'Shaughnessy, 'but its
+mismirism is a beautiful science! Divil a barrow have I wheeled this last
+month on the North British Railway, and it isn't soon that I'll be after
+doing it again. Teddy, ye sowl! let's be off to the ould place, and dhrink
+good luck to the gintlemin in a noggin.'</p>
+
+<p>"Such," concluded the Jemadar, "was the result of our meeting; and I can
+tell you that you lost a rich treat by not hearing of it in time."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want to be disenchanted," said we. "Nothing that you have said
+can shake my firm belief in mesmerism in all its stages. I allow that the
+science, like every thing else, is liable to abuse, but that does not
+affect my faith in the slightest degree. Have you ever read Chauncey Hare
+Townshend's book? Why, my dear fellow, he has magnetized a female patient,
+through mere volition alone, at the other end of the town; and I have not
+the remotest doubt that it is quite possible to exercise the same powers
+between Edinburgh and Madras. What a beautiful thought it is that two
+lovers, separated by land and ocean, may yet exercise a sweet influence
+over each other&mdash;that at a certain hour, a balmy slumber, stealing over
+their frames, apprises them<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span> that their souls are about to meet in
+undisturbed and tranquil union! That in a few moments, perhaps, far, far
+above the galaxy"&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, confound the galaxy!" interrupted the prosaic Jemadar. "If you're
+going on in that style, I shall be off at once. I have no idea of any
+communication quicker than the electric telegraph; and as for your
+sympathies, and that sort of rubbish, any body may believe them that
+likes. I suppose, too, you believe in clair-voyance?"</p>
+
+<p>"Most assuredly," we replied. "The case of Miss M'Avoy of Liverpool&mdash;of
+Prince Hohenlohe, and many others"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Are all very wonderful, I daresay; but I should like to see the thing
+with my own eyes. A friend of mine told me, no later than yesterday, that
+he had been present at a meeting, held in a professional gentleman's
+house, for the purpose of testing the powers of a lad said to be
+clair-voyant, who was exhibited by one of those itinerant lecturers. In
+addition to the usual bandages, of which there was much suspicion, a mask,
+previously prepared, was put upon the face, so that all deception was
+impossible. In this state, the boy, though professedly in the mesmeric
+sleep, could see nothing. He fingered the cards&mdash;fumbled with the
+books&mdash;but could read no more than my poodle-dog. In fact, the whole thing
+was considered by every one present not only a failure, but a rank and
+palpable sham; and until I have some better evidence in support of these
+modern miracles, I shall take the liberty of denouncing the system as one
+of most impudent imposture."</p>
+
+<p>"But, my dear fellow, recollect the number of persons of rank and
+station&mdash;the highly intellectual and cultivated minds which have formed a
+directly opposite opinion. What say you to Van Helmont? What say you to
+Michael Scott,</p>
+
+<p class="poem">'A wizard of such dreaded fame,<br />
+That when in Salamanca's cave,<br />
+Him listed his magic wand to wave,<br />
+The bells would ring in Notre Dame?'</p>
+
+<p>What say you to the sympathetic secrets still known to be preserved in the
+monastery of Mount Carmel? What say you"&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I say," replied the Jemadar, "that you are beginning to talk most
+infernal nonsense, and that I must be off, as I have an engagement at
+three to play a match at billiards. In the meantime, you'll oblige me by
+settling with Mrs Stewart for the ices."</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span></p>
+<h2>COOKERY AND CIVILISATION.<span class="foot"><a name="f12.1" id="f12.1" href="#f12">[12]</a></span></h2>
+
+<p>It is only after passing through an ordeal cruelly insidious, tolerably
+severe, and rather protracted, that we feel conscientiously entitled to
+assert our ability to dine every day of every week at the Reform Club,
+without jeopardy to those immutable principles which are incorruptible by
+Whigs and indestructible by Rats. A sneer, perhaps, is curling with
+"beautiful disdain" the lips of some Conservative Achilles. Let us nip his
+complacent sense of invulnerability in the bud. To eat and to err are
+equally attributes of humanity. Looking at ourselves in the mirror of
+honest criticism, we behold features as unchangeable as sublunary
+vicissitudes will allow.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Time writes no wrinkles on our azure brow."</p>
+
+<p>Witness it! ye many years of wondrous alternation&mdash;of lurid tempest and
+sunny calm&mdash;of disastrous rout and triumphant procession&mdash;of shouting p&aelig;an
+and wailing dirge&mdash;witness the imperturbable tenor of our way! Attest it,
+thou goodly array of the tomes of Maga, laden and sparkling, now as ever,
+with wisdom and wit, science and fancy!&mdash;attest the unwavering fidelity of
+our career! All this is very true; but the secret annals of the good can
+never be free from temptations, and never are in reality unblotted by
+peccadilloes. The fury of the demagogue has been our laughing-stock&mdash;the
+versatility of trimming politicians, our scorn. We have crouched before
+none of the powers which have been, or be; neither have we been carried
+off our feet by the whirlwinds of popular passion. Yet it is difficult to
+resist a good dinner. The victories of Miltiades robbed Themistocles of
+sleep. The triumphs of <span class="smcap">Soyer</span> are apt to affect us, "with a difference,"
+after the same fashion.</p>
+
+<p>There was, we remember, a spirit of surly independence within us on
+visiting, for the first time, the "high capital" of Whiggery, where the
+Tail at present</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"New rubb'd with balm, expatiate and confer<br />
+Their State affairs."</p>
+
+<p>To admire any thing was not our mood:</p>
+
+<p class="poem"><span style="margin-left: 4em;">"The ascending pile</span><br />
+Stood fix'd her stately heighth; and straight the doors,<br />
+Opening their brazen folds, discover, wide<br />
+Within, her ample spaces, o'er the smooth<br />
+And level pavement."</p>
+
+<p>And as these lines suggested themselves, we recollected who the first Whig
+is said to have been, and whose architectural glories Milton was
+recording. We never yet heard a Radical disparage a peer of the realm
+without being convinced, that deep in the pocket, next his heart, lay an
+incautious hospitable invitation from the noble lord, to which a
+precipitate answer in the affirmative had already been dispatched.
+Analogously, in the magnificent edifice, whose tesselated floor we were
+treading gingerly, it seemed to us that we surveyed an unmistakable
+monument of an innate predilection for the splendours and comforts, the
+pomp and the <i>abandon</i>, of a "proud aristocracy." This was before dinner,
+and we were hungry. To tell all that happened to us for some hours
+afterwards, would, in fact, force us to transfer to our pages more than
+half of the volume which is prompting these observations. Suffice it to
+say, that when we again stood on Pall-Mall, a bland philanthropy of
+sentiment, embracing all races, and classes, and sects of men, permeated
+our bosom. Whence came the mellowing influence, seeing that we had been,
+as our custom is, very innocent of wine? Nor could it be the seductive
+eloquence of the company. We had indeed been roundly vituperated in
+argument by the Liberator. Oh yes! but we had been fed by the Regenerator.</p>
+
+<p>To us, then, on these things much meditating&mdash;so Cicero and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span> Brougham love
+to write&mdash;many of the speculations in which we had indulged, and of the
+principles which we had advocated, were obviously not quite in harmony
+with the views long inculcated by us on a docile public. Suddenly the
+truth flashed across and illuminated the perplexity of our ponderings. We
+were aware that, early in the evening, a much milder censure than usual
+upon some factious Liberal man&oelig;uvre had passed our lips. This took
+place just about the fourth spoonful of soup. The spells were already in
+operation under the shape of "<i>potage &agrave; la Marcus Hill</i>." There is a
+fascination even in the name of this "delicious soup"&mdash;such is the epithet
+of Soyer&mdash;which our readers will better understand in the sequel. Again,
+it was impossible to deny that we had hazarded several equivocal
+observations in reference to the Palmerstonian policy in Syria. But it was
+equally true that such inadvertencies slipped from us while laboriously
+engaged in determining a delicate competition between "<i>John Dor&eacute;e &agrave;
+l'Orl&eacute;annaise</i>" and "<i>saumon &agrave; la Beyrout</i>." A transient compliment to the
+influence at elections of the famous Duchess of Devonshire was little
+liable to objection, we imagined, during a playful examination of a few
+"<i>aiguillettes de volaille &agrave; la jolie fille</i>." More questionable, it must
+be admitted, were certain assertions regarding the Five Points, enunciated
+hastily over a "<i>neck of mutton &agrave; la Charte</i>." No fault, however, had we
+to find with the cutting facetiousness with which we had garnished
+"<i>cotelettes d'Agneau &agrave; la r&eacute;forme en surprise aux Champignons</i>." The
+title of this dish was so ludicrously applicable to the consternation of
+the remnants of the Melbourne ministry&mdash;the cutlets of lamb&mdash;in finding
+themselves outrun in the race by mushroom free-traders, that our
+pleasantry thereanent was irresistible. It was difficult, at the same
+time, to justify the expression of an opinion, infinitely too favourable
+to Peel's commercial policy, yielding to the allurements of a "<i>turban des
+cailles &agrave; la financi&egrave;re</i>." And, on the whole, we smarted beneath a
+consciousness that all our conversation had been perceptibly flavoured by
+"<i>filets de b&eacute;casses &agrave; la Talleyrand</i>."</p>
+
+<p>The result of these reflections was, simply, an alarming conviction of the
+tremendous influence exercised by Soyer throughout all the workings of the
+British constitution. The causes of the success of the League begin to
+dawn upon us, while our gravest suspicions are confirmed by the
+appearance, at this peculiar crisis, of the "Gastronomic Regenerator."
+What patriotism can withstand a superabundance of untaxed food, cooked
+according to the tuition of Soyer? How can public virtue keep its ground
+against such a rush of the raw material, covered by such a "<i>batterie de
+cuisine</i>?" Cobden and Soyer, in alliance, have given a new turn, and
+terribly literal power, to the fable of Menenius Agrippa.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"There was a time when all the body's members<br />
+Rebell'd against the belly."</p>
+
+<p>Such times are gone. The belly now has it all its own way, while</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"The kingly-crown&egrave;d head, the vigilant eye,<br />
+The counsellor heart, the arm our soldier,<br />
+Our steed the leg, the tongue our trumpeter,"</p>
+
+<p>are conjunctly and severally cuffed, or bunged up, or broken, or stifled,
+unless they are perpetually ministering to the service of the great
+cormorant corporation. It is mighty well to talk of the dissolution of the
+League. The testament of C&aelig;sar, commented on by Mark Antony, was
+eventually more fatal to the liberties of Rome, than the irrepressible
+ambition which originally urged the arch-traitor across the Rubicon. The
+"Gastronomic Regenerator," in the hands of every housewife in the country,
+is merely to convert the most invincible portion of the community into a
+perpetual militia of free-traders. All cooks proverbially encourage an
+enormous consumption of victuals. The study of Soyer will infallibly
+transform three-fourths of the empire into cooks. Consequently, the demand
+for every variety of sustenance, by an immense majority of the nation,
+will be exorbitant and perennial. No syllogism can be more unassailable.
+We venture also to affirm that the judgment of posterity will be rigidly
+true in apportioning the endurance of fame which the conflicting merits of
+our<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span> great benefactors may deserve. It is far from unlikely that the
+glories of a Peel may be disregarded, forgotten, and unsung, when the
+trophies of a Soyer, still odorous, and unctuous, and fresh, shall be in
+every body's mouth.</p>
+
+<p>The "Gastronomic Regenerator" has not assumed his imposing title without a
+full appreciation of the dignity of his office and the elevation of his
+mission. The brief and graceful "dialogue culinaire" between Lord M. H.
+and himself, illustrates the grand doctrines that man is a cooking animal,
+and that the progress of cooking is the progress of civilisation. There is
+something prodigiously sublime in the words of the noble interlocutor,
+when he declares, "Read history, and you see that in every age, and among
+all nations, the good which has been done, and sometimes the evil, has
+been always preceded or followed by a copious dinner." This language, we
+presume, must be considered on the great scale, as applicable to the most
+solemn and momentous occurrences in the history of governments and
+countries. Not that we can exclude it from individual biography.
+Benevolence we have always regarded as a good sauce, and have often
+observed it to be an excellent dessert. The man who tucks his napkin under
+his chin immediately after conferring a benefit on a fellow-creature,
+invariably manifests marvellous capabilities for digestion; and, on the
+other hand, the man who has dined to his own entire satisfaction, if
+solicited in the nick of time, will frequently evince an open-handed
+generosity, to which his more matutine emotions would have been strangers.
+But&mdash;to reverse the picture&mdash;any interruption to the near prospect of a
+"copious dinner" is at all times inimical to charity; while repletion, we
+know, occasionally reveals such unamiable dispositions as could not have
+been detected by the most jealous scrutiny at an earlier period of the
+day. Nations are but hives of individuals. We understand, therefore, the
+noble lord to mean, that all the history of all the thousand races of the
+globe concurrently teaches us that every great event, social or political,
+domestic or foreign, involving their national weal or woe, has been
+harbingered or commemorated by a "copious dinner." Many familiar instances
+of this profound truth&mdash;some of very recent date&mdash;crowd into our
+recollection. But we cannot help suspecting a deeper meaning to be
+inherent in the enunciation of this "great fact." Copious dinners are, as
+it strikes us, here covertly represented as the means of effecting the
+most extensive ameliorations. To dine is insinuated to be the first step
+on the highway to improvement. In the consequences which flow from dining
+copiously, what is beneficial is evidently stated to preponderate over
+what is hurtful, the qualifying "sometimes" being only attached to the
+latter. In this respect, dinners seem to differ from men, that the evil is
+more frequently "interred with their bones," while the "good they do lives
+after them." This is, assuredly, ringing a dinner-bell incessantly to the
+whole universe. We have ourselves, not half an hour ago, paid our quota
+for participating within the last week in congratulatory festivities to
+two eminent public characters. The overwhelming recurrence, in truth, of
+these entertainments, drains us annually of a handsome income; and
+reading, as we do daily in the newspapers, how every grocer, on changing
+his shop round the corner, and every professor of dancing, on being driven
+by the surges of the Utilitarian system up another flight of stairs, must,
+to felicitate or soothe him, receive the tribute or consolation of a
+banquet and demonstration, we hold up our hands in amazement at the
+opulence and deglutition of Scotland.</p>
+
+<p>What shall become of us, driven further onwards still, by the impetus of
+the Gastronomic Regenerator, we dare not foretell. The whole year may be a
+circle of public feasts; and our institutions gradually, although with no
+small velocity, relapse into the common table of Sparta. But never,
+whispers Soyer, into the black broth of Lycurgus. And so he ensnares us
+into the recognition of another fundamental principle, that the simplicity
+of Laconian fare night be admirably appropriate for infant republics and
+penniless helots, but can afford no subsistence to an overgrown empire,
+and the possessors of the wealth<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span> of the world! Thus cookery marks, dates,
+and authenticates the refinement of mankind. The savage cuts his warm
+slice from the haunches of the living animal, and swallows it reeking from
+the kitchen of nature. The civilized European, revolting from the dreadful
+repast, burns, and boils, and stews, and roasts his food into an external
+configuration, colour, and substance, as different from its original
+condition as the mummy of Cheops differs from the Cheops who watched, with
+an imperial dilatation of his brow, the aspiring immortality of the
+pyramids. Both, in acting so differently, are the slaves and the types of
+the circumstances of their position. The functions in the frames of both
+are the same; but these functions curiously follow the discipline of the
+social situation which directs and regulates their development. The
+economy of the kitchen is only a counterpart, in its simplicity or
+complication, its rudeness or luxury, of the economy of the state. The
+subjects of patriarchs and despots may eat uncooked horses with relish and
+nourishment. The denizens of a political system whose every motion is
+regulated by an intricate machinery, in which the teeth of all the myriad
+wheels in motion are indented with inextricable multiplicity of confusion
+into each other, perish under any nurture which is not as intricate,
+complex, artificial, and confused. What a noble and comprehensive science
+is this Gastronomy!</p>
+
+<p>"Are you not also," says the philosophic Soyer, in the same interesting
+dialogue, "of opinion with me, my lord, that nothing better disposes the
+mind of man to amity in thought and deed, than a dinner which has been
+knowingly selected, and artistically served?" The answer is most pregnant.
+"It is my thinking so," replies Lord M. H., "which has always made me say
+that a good cook is as useful as a wise minister." Behold to what an
+altitude we are carried! The loaves and fishes in the hands of the Whigs,
+and Soyer at the Reform Club to dress them! Let us banish melancholy, and
+drive away dull care. The bellicose propensities of a foreign secretary
+are happily innocuous. The rumours of war pass by us like the idle wind
+which we regard not. Protocols and treaties, notes and representations,
+are henceforth disowned by diplomacy. The figure of Britannia with a
+stew-pan for her helmet, and a spit for a spear, leaning in statuesque
+repose on a folio copy of the <i>Gastronomic Regenerator</i>,</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Surveys mankind from China to Peru;"</p>
+
+<p>and with an unruffled ocean at her feet, and a cloudless sky overhead,
+smiles on the countless millions of the children of earth, chatting
+fraternally together at the round table of universal peace. Bright will be
+the morning of the day which sees the impress of such an image on our
+currency. Of course, it will be understood that we are entirely of the
+same mind, abstractly, as M. Soyer and Lord M. H. The <i>ma&icirc;tre de cuisine</i>
+appears to us unquestionably to be one of the most important functionaries
+belonging to an embassy. Peace or war, which it is scarcely necessary to
+interpret as the happiness or the misery of two great countries, may
+depend upon a headache. Now, if it were possible, in any case, to trace
+the bilious uneasiness which may have perverted pacific intentions into
+hostile designs, to the unskilful or careless performance of his momentous
+duties by the cook-legate, no punishment could too cruelly expiate such a
+blunder. We should be inclined to propose that the brother artist who most
+adroitly put the delinquent to torture, should be his successor, holding
+office under a similar tenure. It may be matter of controversy, however,
+at once whether such a system would work well, and whether it is agreeable
+to the prevalence of those kindly feelings which it is the object of M.
+Soyer, and every other good cook or wise statesman, to promulgate
+throughout the human family. The publication of the <i>Gastronomic
+Regenerator</i> inspires us with better hopes. The tyro of the dripping-pan
+will be no more entitled to screen himself behind his imperfect science or
+neglected education, than the unlettered criminal to plead his ignorance
+of the alphabet as a justification of his ignorance of the statute law,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span>
+whose enactments send him to Botany Bay. The rudiments and the
+mysteries&mdash;the elementary axioms and most recondite problems&mdash;of his lofty
+vocation are unrolled before him in legible and intelligible characters.
+The skill which is the offspring of practice, must be attained by his
+opportunities and his industry. And if</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Fame is the spur which the clear spirit doth raise,"</p>
+
+<p>it might, we trust, satiate the most ravenous appetite which ever gnawed
+the bowels even of a cook, not merely to secure the tranquillity of the
+universe, but to save his native land the expense of armies and fleets,
+and turn the currents of gold absorbed by taxation, into the more
+congenial channel of gastronomical enterprise. The majestic and
+far-spreading oak springs out of the humble acorn. In future ages, the
+acute historian will demonstrate how the "copious dinner" which cemented
+the bonds of eternal alliance between vast and consolidated empires, whose
+people were clothed in purple and fine linen, lived in habitations
+decorated with every tasteful and gorgeous variety which caprice could
+suggest and affluence procure, and mingled the physical indolence of
+Sybaris with the intellectual activity of Athens, was but the ripe fruit
+legitimately matured from the simple bud of the calumet of peace, which
+sealed a hollow truce among the roving and puny lands of the naked,
+cityless, and untutored Indian. So, once more, the perfectibility of
+cookery indicates the perfectibility of society.</p>
+
+<p>The gallantry of Soyer is as conspicuous as his historical and political
+philosophy. He would not profusely "scatter plenty o'er a smiling land"
+solely for the gratification of his own sex. The sun shines on woman as on
+man; and when the sun will not shine, a woman's eye supplies all the light
+we need. The sagacious "Regenerator" refuses to restrict to the lordly
+moiety of mankind a monopoly of his beams, feeling that, when the pressure
+of mortal necessity sinks his head, fairer hands than those of the
+statesman or the warrior, the ecclesiastic or the lawyer, are likely to be
+the conservators of his reputation. "Allow me," he remarks, "to suggest to
+your lordship, that a meeting for practical gastronomical purposes, <i>where
+there are no ladies</i>, is in my eyes a garden without flowers, a sea
+without waves, an experimental squadron without sails."</p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Without the smile from partial beauty won,<br />
+Say what were man?&mdash;a world without a sun!"</p>
+
+<p>The harrowing picture of desolation, from the pen of M. Soyer, may be
+equalled, but cannot be surpassed, by a line here and there in Byron's
+"Darkness." The sentiment, at the same time, sounds oddly, as it issues
+from the penetralia of a multitudinous club. Our notion has hitherto been,
+that a club was an invention of which a principal object was to prove that
+female society was far from being indispensable to man, and that all the
+joys of domesticity might be tasted in a state of single-blessedness
+beyond the precincts of home for a small annual payment. A thorough-going
+club-man would very soon drive a coach and four through the Regenerator's
+polite eloquence. For instance, a garden without flowers has so much the
+more room for the growth of celery, asparagus, artichokes, and the like.
+There could not possibly be a greater convenience than the evaporation or
+disappearance of the waters of the ocean; because we should then have
+railways every where, and no nausea. Sails, likewise, are not requisite
+now-a-days for ships; on the contrary, steam-vessels are so evidently
+superior, that the sail-maker may as well shut up his shop. The flowers of
+a garden are an incumbrance&mdash;the waves of the sea are an impediment&mdash;the
+sails of a ship are a superfluity. Garden, sea, and ship would be better
+wanting flowers, waves, and sails. On the same principles a club is
+preferable to a family fire-side, and the lot of a bachelor to the fate of
+a Benedict. M. Soyer, speaking <i>ex cathedr&acirc;</i> from the kitchen of the
+Reform Club, would find it no easy matter to parry the cogency of this
+reasoning. He forgets, apparently, that he bares his breast to a most
+formidable attack. What right have <span class="smcaplc">MEN</span> to be Cooks?
+What hypocrisy it is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span>
+to regret that women cannot eat those dinners which women alone are
+entitled, according to the laws of nature and the usages of Britain, to
+dress! Be just before you affect to be generous! Surrender the place, and
+the privileges, and the immunities, which are the heritage and birthright
+of the petticoat! Hercules with a distaff was bad enough; but here, in the
+vagaries and metamorphoses of heathen mythology, do you read of Hercules
+with a dishclout? What would the moon say, should the sun insist on
+blazing away all night as well as all day? Your comparisons are full of
+poetry and humbug. A kitchen without a female cook&mdash;it <i>is</i> like a
+flowerless garden, a waveless sea, a sail-less ship. A kitchen with a male
+cook&mdash;is a monster which natural history rejects, and good feeling abhors.
+The rights of women are scarcely best vindicated by him who usurps the
+most precious of them. There will be time to complain of their absence
+from the scene, when, by a proper self-ostracism, you leave free for them
+the stage which it becomes them to occupy. These are knotty matters, M.
+Soyer, for digestion. With so pretty a quarrel we shall not interfere,
+having a wholesome respect for an Amazonian enemy who can stand fire like
+salamanders. To be candid, we are puzzled by the sprightliness of our own
+fancy, and do not very distinctly comprehend how we have managed to
+involve the Regenerator, whose thoughts were bent on the pale and slim
+sylphs of the boudoir, in a squabble with the rubicund and rotund vestals
+who watch the inextinguishable flames of <span class="smcap">The Great Hearth</span>.</p>
+
+<p>This marvellous dialogue, from which we have taken with our finger and
+thumb a tit-bit here and there, might be the text for inexhaustible
+annotation. It occupies no more than two pages; but, as Gibbon has said of
+Tacitus, "they are the pages of Soyer." Every topic within the range of
+human knowledge is touched, by direct exposition or collateral allusion.
+The metaphysician and the theologian, the physiologist and the moralist,
+are all challenged to investigate its dogmas, which, let us forewarn them,
+are so curtly, positively, and oracularly propounded, as, if orthodox, to
+need no commentary; and if heterodox, to demand accumulated mountains of
+controversy to overwhelm them. For he, we believe, can hardly be deemed a
+mean opponent, unworthy of a foeman's steel-pen, who has at his fingers'
+ends "Mullets &agrave; la Montesquieu," "Fillets of Haddock &agrave; la St Paul,"
+"Saddle of Mutton &agrave; la Mirabeau," "Ribs of Beef &agrave; la Bolingbroke,"
+"Pounding Souffl&eacute; &agrave; la Mephistopheles," "Woodcock &agrave; la Sta&euml;l," and "Filets
+de B&oelig;uf farcis &agrave; la Dr Johnson."</p>
+
+<p>The constitution of English cookery is precisely similar to the
+constitution of the English language. Both were prophetically sketched by
+Herodotus in his description of the army of Xerxes, which gathered its
+numbers, and strength, and beauty, from "all the quarters in the shipman's
+card." That imperishable mass of noble words&mdash;that glorious tongue in
+which Soyer has prudently written the "Gastronomic Regenerator," is in
+itself an unequalled specimen of felicitous cookery. The dishes which
+furnished the most <i>recherch&eacute;</i> dinner Soyer ever dressed, the "Diner
+Lucullusian &agrave; la Sampayo," being resolved into the chaos whence they arose
+in faultless proportions and resistless grace, would not disclose elements
+and ingredients more heterogenous, remote, and altered from their primal
+nature, than those which go to the composition of the few sentences in
+which he tells us of this resuscitation of the <i>c&aelig;na</i> of Petronius. A
+thousand years and a thousand accidents, the deepest erudition and the
+keenest ingenuity, the most delicate wit and most outrageous folly, have
+been co-operating in the manufacture of the extraordinary vocabulary which
+has enabled the Regenerator himself to concoct the following unparalleled
+receipt for</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center">"THE CELESTIAL AND TERRESTRIAL CREAM OF GREAT BRITAIN.</p>
+
+<p>"Procure, if possible, the antique Vase of the Roman Capitol; the Cup
+of Hebe; the Strength of Hercules; and the Power of Jupiter;"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Then proceed as follows:</i>&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Have ready the chaste Vase (on the glittering rim of which three
+doves are resting in peace), and in it deposit<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span> a Smile from the
+Duchess of Sutherland, from which Terrestrial D&eacute;esse it will be most
+graceful; then add a Lesson from the Duchess of Northumberland; the
+Happy Remembrance of Lady Byron; an Invitation from the Marchioness
+of Exeter; a Walk in the Fairy Palace of the Duchess of Buckingham;
+an Honour of the Marchioness of Douro; a Sketch from Lady
+Westmoreland; Lady Chesterfield's Conversation; the Deportment of the
+Marchioness of Aylesbury; the Affability of Lady Marcus Hill; some
+Romances of Mrs Norton; a Mite of Gold from Miss Coutts; a Royal
+Dress from the Duchess of Buccleuch; a Reception from the Duchess of
+Leinster; a Fragment of the Works of Lady Blessington; a Ministerial
+Secret from Lady Peel; a Gift from the Duchess of Bedford; an
+Interview with Madame de Bunsen; a Diplomatic Reminiscence from the
+Marchioness of Clanricarde; an Autocratic Thought from the Baroness
+Brunow; a Reflection from Lady John Russell; an amiable Word from
+Lady Wilton; the Protection of the Countess de St Aulaire; a Seraphic
+Strain from Lady Essex; a poetical gift of the Baroness de la
+Calabrala; a Welcome from Lady Alice Peel; the Sylph-like form of the
+Marchioness of Abercorn; a Soir&eacute;e of the Duchess of Beaufort; a
+Reverence of the Viscountess Jocelyn; and the Good-will of Lady
+Palmerston.</p>
+
+<p>"Season with the Piquante Observation of the Marchioness of
+Londonderry; the Stately Mein of the Countess of Jersey; the Tr&eacute;sor
+of the Baroness Rothschild; the Noble Devotion of Lady Sale; the
+Knowledge of the Fine Arts of the Marchioness of Lansdowne; the
+Charity of the Lady De Grey; a Criticism from the Viscountess of
+Melville;&mdash;with a Musical Accompaniment from the whole; and Portraits
+of all these Ladies taken from the Book of Celebrated Beauties.</p>
+
+<p>"Amalgamate scientifically; and should you find this <i>Appareil</i>
+(which is without a parallel) does not mix well, do not regard the
+expense for the completion of a dish worthy of the Gods!</p>
+
+<p>"Endeavour to procure, no matter at what price, a Virtuous Maxim from
+the Book of Education of Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Kent; a
+Kiss from the Infant Princess Alice; an Innocent Trick of the
+Princess-Royal; a Benevolent Visit from the Duchess of Gloucester; a
+Maternal Sentiment of Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge; a
+Compliment from the Princess Augusta de Mecklenbourg; the future
+Hopes of the Young Princess Mary;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"And the Munificence of Her Majesty Queen Adelaide.</p>
+
+<p>"Cover the Vase with the Reign of Her Most Gracious Majesty, and let
+it simmer for half a century, or more, if possible, over a Fire of
+Immortal Roses.</p>
+
+<p>"Then uncover, with the greatest care and precision, this Mysterious
+Vase; garnish the top with the Aurora of a Spring Morning; several
+Rays of the Sun of France; the Serenity of an Italian Sky; and the
+Universal Appreciation of the Peace of Europe.</p>
+
+<p>"Add a few Beams of the Aurora Borealis; sprinkle over with the
+Virgin Snow of Mont Blanc; glaze with an Eruption of Mount Vesuvius,
+cause the Star of the Shepherd to dart over it; and remove, as
+quickly as possible, this <i>chef-d'&oelig;uvre</i> of the nineteenth century
+from the Volcanic District.</p>
+
+<p>"Then fill Hebe's Enchanted Cup with a religious Balm, and with it
+surround this mighty Cream of Immortality;</p>
+
+<p>"Terminate with the Silvery light of the Pale Queen of Night, without
+disturbing a Ray of the Brilliancy of the brightest Queen of the
+Day."</p></div>
+
+<p>Half a century hence, when the simmering over the roseate fire is silent,
+may we, with M. Soyer, be present to gaze on the happy consummation of the
+conceptions of his transcendant imagination!</p>
+
+<p>The Regenerator is too conversant with universal history not to know that
+his book, in crossing the Tweed northwards, approaches a people more
+familiar with its fundamental principles than any other inhabitants of
+these Fortunate Isles. England, for any thing we care, may deserve the
+opprobrious title of perfidious Albion. Scotland&mdash;("Stands Scotland where
+it did?")&mdash;was ever the firm friend of France. Ages ago, when our southern
+cousins were incessantly fighting, we were constantly dining, with the
+French. Our royal and noblest families were mingled by the dearest ties
+with the purest and proudest blood of the adopted land of Mary. For
+centuries uninterruptedly was maintained an interchange of every<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span> gentle
+courtesy, and every friendly succour; and when the broadsword was not
+needed to gleam in the front ranks of Gallic chivalry, the dirk never
+failed to emit the first flash in the onslaughts of Gallic hospitality.
+The Soyers of those times&mdash;dim precursors of the Regenerator&mdash;did not
+disdain to alight on our hungry shores, and leave monuments of their
+beneficence, which are grateful to this hour in the nostrils and to the
+palate of prince and peasant. Nay, we shrewdly conjecture that some
+time-honoured secrets still dwell with us, of which the memory has long
+since perished in their birth-place. Boastful we may not suffer ourselves
+to be. But if M. Soyer ever heard of, or dressed or tasted precisely as we
+have dressed and tasted, what is known to us and a very limited circle of
+acquaintances as "Lamb-toasty," we shall start instantly from the
+penultimate habitation of Ultima Thule, commonly known as John O'Groat's
+House, expressly to test his veracity, and gratify our voracity. Perhaps
+he may think it would not be too polite in us to transmit him the receipt.
+Not for a wilderness of Regenerators! Could we unfold to him the awful
+legend in connexion with it, of which we are almost the exclusive
+depositaries, the cap so lightly lying on his brow would be projected
+upwards to the roof by the instantaneous starting of his hair. The Last
+Minstrel himself, to whom it was narrated, shook his head when he heard
+it, and was never known to allude to it again; in reference to which
+circumstance, all that the bitterest malice could insinuate was, that if
+the story had been worth remembering, he was not likely to have forgotten
+it. "One December midnight, a shriek"&mdash;is probably as far as we can now
+venture to proceed. There are some descendants of the parties, whose
+feelings, even after the lapse of five hundred years, which is but as
+yesterday in a Highlander's genealogy, we are bound to respect. In other
+five hundred years, we shall, with more safety to ourselves, let them "sup
+full of horrors."</p>
+
+<p>The Gastronomic Regenerator reminds us of no book so much as the
+Despatches of Arthur Duke of Wellington. The orders of Soyer emanate from
+a man with a clear, cool, determined mind&mdash;possessing a complete mastery
+of his weapons and materials, and prompt to make them available for
+meeting every contingency&mdash;singularly fertile in conceiving, and fortunate
+without a check in executing, sudden, rapid, and difficult
+combinations&mdash;overlooking nothing with his eagle eye, and, by the powerful
+felicity of his resources, making the most of every thing&mdash;matchless in
+his "Hors-d'&OElig;uvres"&mdash;unassailable in his "Removes"&mdash;impregnable in his
+"Pi&egrave;ces de resistance"&mdash;and unconquerable with his "Flanks." His
+directions are lucid, precise, brief, and unmistakeable. There is not a
+word in them superfluous&mdash;or off the matter immediately on hand&mdash;or not
+directly to the point. They are not the dreams of a visionary theorist and
+enthusiast, but the hard, solid, real results of the vast experience of a
+tried veteran, who has personally superintended or executed all the
+operations of which he writes. It may be matter of dispute whether
+Wellington or Soyer acquired their knowledge in the face of the hotter
+fire. They are both great Chiefs&mdash;whose mental and intellectual faculties
+have a wonderful similarity&mdash;and whose sayings and doings are
+characterised by an astonishing resemblance in nerve, perspicuity, vigour,
+and success. In one respect M. Soyer has an advantage over his illustrious
+contemporary. His Despatches are addressed to an army which as far
+outnumbers any force every commanded or handled by the Hero of Waterloo,
+as the stars in the blue empyrean exceed the gas-lamps of London&mdash;an army
+which, instead of diminishing under any circumstances, evinces a tendency,
+we fear, of steadily swelling its ranks year by year, and day by day&mdash;a
+standing army, which the strong hand of the most jealous republicanism
+cannot suppress, and which the realization of the bright chimera of
+universal peace will fail to disband. Before many months are gone,
+thousands and tens of thousands will be marching and countermarching,
+cutting and skewering, broiling and freezing, in blind obedience to the
+commands of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span> the Regenerator. "Peace hath her victories no less than those
+of war." But it is not to be forgotten that if the sword of Wellington had
+not restored and confirmed the tranquillity of the world, the
+carving-knife of Soyer might not have been so bright.</p>
+
+<p>The confidence of Soyer in his own handiwork is not the arrogant
+presumption of vanity, but the calm self-reliance of genius. There is a
+deal of good sense in the paragraph which we now quote:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"Although I am entirely satisfied with the composition, distribution,
+and arrangement of my book, should some few little mistakes be
+discovered they will be the more excusable under those circumstances,
+as in many instances I was unable to devote that tedious time
+required for correction; and although I have taken all possible care
+to prescribe, by weight and measure, the exact quantity of
+ingredients used in the following receipts for the seasoning and
+preparing of all kinds of comestibles, I must observe that the
+ingredients are not all either of the same size or quality; for
+instance, some eggs are much larger than others, some pepper
+stronger, salt salter, and even some sugar sweeter. In vegetables,
+again, there is a considerable difference in point of size and
+quality; fruit is subject to the same variation, and, in fact all
+description of food is subject to a similar fluctuation. I am far,
+however, from taking these disproportions for excuses, but feel
+satisfied, if the medium of the specified ingredients be used, and
+the receipts in other respects closely followed, nothing can hinder
+success."</p></div>
+
+<p>It seems a childish remark to make, that all salts do not coincide in
+their saltness, nor sugars in their sweetness. The principle, however,
+which the observation contains within it, is any thing but childish. It
+implies, that, supposing the accuracy of a Soyer to be nearly infallible,
+the faith in his instructions must never be so implicit as to supersede
+the testimony of one's own senses, and the admonitions of one's own
+judgment. It is with the most poignant recollections that we acknowledge
+the justice of the Regenerator's caution on this head. We once, with a
+friend who shared our martyrdom, tried to make onion soup in exact
+conformity with what was set down in an Oracle of Cookery, which a foul
+mischance had placed across our path. With unerring but inflecting
+fidelity, we filled, and mixed, and stirred, and watched, the fatal
+caldron. The result was to the eye inexpressibly alarming. A thick oily
+fluid, repulsive in colour, but infinitely more so in smell, fell with a
+flabby, heavy, lazy stream, into the soup-plate. Having swallowed, with a
+Laocoonic contortion of countenance, two or three mouthfuls, our
+individual eyes wandered stealthily towards our neighbour. Evidently we
+were fellow-sufferers; but pride, which has occasioned so many lamentable
+catastrophes, made us both dumb and obdurate in our agony. Slowly and
+sadly, at lengthened intervals, the spoon, with its abominable freight,
+continued to make silent voyages from the platters to our lips. How long
+we made fools of ourselves it is not necessary to calculate. Suddenly, by
+a simultaneous impulse, the two windows of the room favoured the headlong
+exit of two wretches whose accumulated grievances were heavier than they
+could endure. Hours rolled away, while the beautiful face of Winandermere
+looked as ugly as Styx, as we writhed along its banks, more miserably
+moaning than the hopeless beggar who sighed for the propitiatory obolus to
+Charon. And from that irrevocable hour we have abandoned onions to the
+heroines of tragedy. Fools, in spite of all warning, are taught by such a
+process as that to which we submitted. Wise men, take a hint.</p>
+
+<p>"Nature, says I to myself"&mdash;Soyer is speaking&mdash;"compels us to dine more or
+less once a-day." The average which oscillates between the "more" and the
+"less," it requires considerable dexterity to catch. Having read six
+hundred pages and fourteen hundred receipts, the question is, where are we
+to begin? Our helplessness is confessed. Is it possible the Regenerator
+is, after all, more tantalizing than the Barmecide? No&mdash;here is the very
+aid we desiderate. Our readers shall judge of a</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="center">"DINNER PARTY AT HOME."</p>
+<p class="center">BILL OF FARE<br /><small>FOR EIGHT PERSONS.</small></p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5" summary="table">
+<tr><td valign="middle">A<br />s<br />p<br />a<br />r<br />a<br />g<br />u<br />s.</td>
+<td><span class="spacer">&nbsp;</span></td>
+<td align="center">
+1 <span class="smcap">Soup</span>.<br />
+French Pot au Feu.<br />
+<br />
+1 <span class="smcap">Fish</span>.<br />
+3 Slices of Salmon en matelote.<br />
+<br />
+2 <span class="smcap">Removes</span>.<br />
+Braised Fowls with spring vegetables.<br />
+Leg of Mutton basted with devil's tears.<br />
+<br />
+2 <span class="smcap">Entrees</span>.<br />
+Lamb Cutlets with asparagus, peas.<br />
+Salmi of Plovers with mushrooms.<br />
+<br />
+2 <span class="smcap">Roasts</span>.<br />
+2 Ducklings.<br />
+4 Pigeons barded with vine leaves.<br />
+<br />
+4 <span class="smcap">Entremets</span>.<br />
+Orange Jelly.<br />
+Omelette, with fine herbs.<br />
+Green peas.<br />
+Gooseberry Tart with cream.<br />
+<br />
+1 <span class="smcap">Remove</span>.<br />
+Iced Cake with fruits.</td>
+<td><span class="spacer">&nbsp;</span></td>
+<td valign="middle">N<br />e<br />w<br /><br />P<br />o<br />t<br />a<br />t<br />o<br />e<br />s.</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>"Nothing but light wine is drunk at the first course, but at the
+second my guests are at liberty to drink wines of any other
+description, intercepting them with several hors-d'&oelig;uvres, which
+are small dishes of French pickled olives and sardines, thin slices
+of Bologna sausage, fillets of anchovies, ciboulettes, or very small
+green onions, radishes, &amp;c.; also a plain dressed salade &agrave; la
+Fran&ccedil;ais, (for which see end of the entr&eacute;es, Kitchen at Home),
+fromage de brie Neufchatel, or even Windsor cheese, when it can be
+procured. The coffee and dessert I usually leave to the good taste
+and economy of my menagere."</p></div>
+
+<p>We shall be exceedingly curious to hear how many hundred parties of eight
+persons, upon reading this bill of fare in our pages, will, without loss
+of time, congregate in order to do it substantial honour. Such clattering
+of brass and brandishing of steel may strike a new government as
+symptomatical or preparatory of a popular rising. We may therefore
+reassure them with the information, that those who sit down with M. Soyer,
+will have little thought of rising for a long time afterwards.</p>
+
+<p>We have introduced the Gastronomic Regenerator to public notice in that
+strain which its external appearance, its title, its scheme and its
+contents, demand and justify. But we must not, even good-humouredly,
+mislead those for whose use its publication is principally intended. To
+all intents and purposes M. Soyer's work is strictly and most intelligibly
+practical. It is as full of matter as an egg is full of meat; and the
+household which would travel through its multitudinous lessons must be as
+full of meat as the Regenerator is full of matter. The humblest, as well
+as the wealthiest kitchen economy, is considered and instructed; nor will
+the three hundred receipts at the conclusion of the volume, which are more
+peculiarly applicable to the "Kitchen at Home," be, probably the portion
+of the book least agreeable and valuable to the general community. For
+example,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span> just before shaking hands with him, let us listen to M. Soyer,
+beginning admirably to discourse</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+
+<p class="center"><i>Of the Choosing and Roasting of Plain Joints.</i></p>
+
+<p>"Here I must claim all the attention of my readers. Many of the
+profession will, I have no doubt, be surprised that I should dwell
+upon a subject, which appears of so little importance, saying that,
+from the plain cook to the most professed, all know how to roast or
+boil a piece of meat; but there I must beg their pardon. I will
+instance myself, for, previously to my forming any intention of
+writing the present work, I had not devoted the time necessary to
+become professionally acquainted with it, always depending upon my
+roasting cook, who had constant practice, myself only having the
+knowledge of whether or not properly done. I have since not only
+studied it closely, but have made in many respects improvements upon
+the old system, and many discoveries in that branch which I am sure
+is the most beneficial to all classes of society, (remembering, as I
+have before stated, that three parts of the animal food of this
+country is served either plain-roasted or boiled) My first study was
+the fire, which I soon perceived as too deep, consumed too much coal,
+and required poking every half hour, thus sending dust and dirt all
+over the joints, which were immediately basted to wash it off; seeing
+plainly this inconvenience, I immediately remedied it by inventing my
+new roasting fire-place, by which means I saved two hundred-weight of
+coals per day, besides the advantage of never requiring to be poked,
+being narrow and perpendicular; the fire is lighted with the greatest
+facility, and the front of the fire being placed a foot back in the
+chimney-piece, throws the heat of the fire direct upon the meat, and
+not out at the sides, as many persons know, from the old roasting
+ranges. I have many times placed ladies or gentlemen, visiting the
+club, within two feet of the fire when six large joints have been
+roasting, and they have been in perfect ignorance that it was near
+them, until, upon opening the wing of the screen by surprise, they
+have appeared quite terrified to think they were so near such an
+immense furnace. My next idea was to discontinue basting, perhaps a
+bold attempt to change and upset at once the custom of almost all
+nations and ages, but being so confident of its evil effects and
+tediousness, I at once did away with it, and derived the greatest
+benefit (for explanation, see remarks at the commencement of the
+roasts in the Kitchen of the Wealthy,) for the quality of meat in
+England is, I may say, superior to any other nation; its moist soil
+producing fine grass almost all the year round, which is the best
+food for every description of cattle; whilst in some countries not so
+favoured by nature they are obliged to have recourse to artificial
+food, which fattens the animals but decreases the flavour of the
+meat: and, again, we, must take into consideration the care and
+attention paid by the farmers and graziers to improve the stock of
+those unfortunate benefactors of the human family."</p></div>
+
+<p>How full of milky kindness is his language, still breathing the spirit of
+that predominant idea&mdash;the tranquillisation of the universe by "Copious
+Dinners!" He has given up "basting" with success. Men may as well give up
+basting one another. Nobody will envy the Regenerator the bloodless
+fillets worthily encircling his forehead, should the aspirations of his
+benevolent soul in his lifetime assume any tangible shape. But if a more
+distant futurity is destined to witness the lofty triumph, he may yet
+depart in the confidence of its occurrence. The most precious fruits ripen
+the most slowly. The sun itself does not burst at once into meridian
+splendour. Gradually breaks the morning; and the mellow light glides
+noiselessly along, tinging mountain, forest, and city spire, till a
+stealthy possession seems to be taken of the whole upper surface of
+creation, and the mighty monarch at last uprises on a world prepared to
+expect, to hail, and to reverence his perfect and unclouded majesty.</p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE LATE AND THE PRESENT MINISTRY.</h2>
+
+<p>Our sentiments with regard to the change of policy on the part of Sir
+Robert Peel and his coadjutors, were early, and we hope forcibly,
+expressed. We advocated then, as ever, the principle of protection to
+native industry and agriculture, not as a class-benefit, but on far deeper
+and more important considerations. We deprecated the rash experiment of
+departing from a system under which we had flourished so long&mdash;of yielding
+to the clamours of a grasping and interested faction, whose object in
+raising the cry of cheap bread, was less the welfare of the working man,
+than the depression of his wages, and a corresponding additional profit to
+themselves. The decline of agricultural prosperity&mdash;inevitable if the
+anticipations of the free traders should be fulfilled&mdash;seems to us an evil
+of the greatest possible magnitude, and the more dangerous because the
+operation must be necessarily slow. And in particular, we protested
+against the introduction of free-trade measures, at a period when their
+consideration was not called for by the pressure of any exigency, when the
+demand for labour was almost without parallel, and before the merits of
+the sliding-scale of duty, introduced by Sir Robert Peel himself in the
+present Parliament, had been sufficiently tested or observed. Those who
+make extravagant boast of the soundness and sagacity of their leader
+cannot deny, that the facts upon which he based his plan of financial
+reform, were in reality not facts, but fallacies. The political Churchill
+enunciated his <i>Prophecy of Famine</i>, not hesitatingly nor doubtfully, but
+in the broadest and the strongest language. Month after month glided away,
+and still the famine came not; until men, marvelling at the unaccountable
+delay, looked for it as the ignorant do for the coming of a predicted
+eclipse, and were informed by the great astrologer of the day that it was
+put off for an indefinite period! Now, when another and a more beautiful
+harvest is just beginning, we find that in reality the prophecy was a mere
+delusion; that there were no grounds whatever to justify any such
+anticipation, and that the pseudo-famine was a mere stalking-horse,
+erected for the purpose of concealing the stealthy advance of free-trade.</p>
+
+<p>If this measure of free-trade was in itself right and proper, it required
+no such paltry accessories and stage tricks to make it palatable to the
+nation at large. Nay, we go further, and say, that under no circumstances
+ought the distress of a single year to be assigned as a sufficient reason
+for a great fiscal change which must derange the whole internal economy
+and foreign relations of the country, and which must be permanent in its
+effects. There is, and can be, no such thing as a permanent provision for
+exigencies. Were it so, the art of government might be reduced to
+principles as unerring in their operation as the tables of an assurance
+company&mdash;every evil would be provided for before it occurred, and
+fluctuations become as unknown among us as the recurrence of an
+earthquake. A famine, had it really occurred, would have been no apology
+for a total repeal of the corn-laws, though it might have been a good
+reason for their suspension. As, however, no famine took place, we take
+the prophecy at its proper value, and dismiss it at once to the limbo of
+popular delusions; at the same time, we trust that future historians, when
+they write this chapter of our chronicles, will not altogether overlook
+the nature of the foundation upon which this change has been placed.</p>
+
+<p>It requires no great penetration to discover how the repeal of the
+corn-laws has been carried. The leaders of a powerful party who for ten
+years misgoverned the country, were naturally desirous, after an exile of
+half that period, to retaste the sweets of office&mdash;and were urged
+thereunto, not only by their own appetites, but by the clamour of a
+ravenous crew behind them, who cared nothing for principle. While in
+power, they had remained most dogmatically opposed to the repeal of the
+corn-laws. Lord Melbourne denounced the idea as maniacal&mdash;he was
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span>supported in that view by almost every one of his colleagues; nor was it
+until they found themselves upon the eve of ejectment, that any new light
+ever dawned upon the minds of the steadfast myrmidons of Whiggery. The
+election of 1841, which turned them out of office made matters worse
+instead of better. They now saw no prospect of a restoration to power,
+unless they could adopt some blatant cry similar to that which formerly
+brought them in. Such a cry was rather difficult to be found. Their
+ignorance of finance, their mismanagement abroad, their gross bungling of
+almost every measure which they touched, had made them so unpopular that
+the nation at large regarded their return to office much as a sufferer
+from nightmare contemplates the arrival of his nocturnal visitant.
+Undeterred by scruple or by conscience, they would with the greatest
+readiness have handed over the national churches to the tender mercies of
+the Dissenters, if such a measure could have facilitated their recall to
+the pleasant Goshen of Downing Street. It was not however, either
+advisable or necessary to carry matters quite so far. Midway between them
+and revolution lay the corn-law question once despised but now very
+valuable as a workable engine. The original advocates of abolition were
+not prime favourites with the Whigs. The leaders of that party have always
+been painfully and even ludicrously particular abut their associates.
+Liberal in appearance they yet bind themselves together with a thin belt
+of aristocratic prejudice and though insatiable in their lust for public
+applause, they obstinately refuse to strengthen their coterie by any more
+popular addition. They found the corn-law question in the hands of Messrs
+Cobden, Bright and Wilson&mdash;men of the people&mdash;who by their own untiring
+energy and the efforts of the subsidiary League, had brought the question
+prominently forward, and were fighting independent of party, a sort of
+guerilla battle in support of their favourite principle. Our regard for
+these gentlemen is not of the highest order, but we should do them great
+injustice if we did not bear testimony to the zeal and perseverance they
+have exhibited throughout. These are qualities which may be displayed
+alike in a good and in an evil cause; and yet earnestness of purpose is at
+all times a high attribute of manhood, and enforces the respect of an
+enemy. With the constitution of the League we have at present nothing to
+do. The organization and existence of such a body, for the purposes of
+avowed agitation, was a fact thoroughly within the cognisance of
+ministers&mdash;it was checked, and is now triumphant, and may therefore prove
+the precursor of greater democratic movements.</p>
+
+<p>The question of the corn-laws was, however, emphatically theirs. A body of
+men, consisting almost entirely of master manufacturers, had conceived the
+project of getting rid of a law which interfered materially, according to
+their views, with the profit and interests of their class. Their arguments
+were specious, their enthusiasm in the cause unbounded. They spared no
+exertions, grudged no expense, to obtain converts; they set up gratuitous
+newspapers, hired orators, held meetings, established bazars&mdash;in short
+erected such a complicated machine of agitation as had never before
+entered into the minds of democrats to conceive. With all this however,
+their success, save for political accident, was doubtful. The leaders of
+the League were not popular even with their own workmen. Some of the
+simpler rules of political economy are tolerably well known among the
+operative classes, and of these none is better understood than the
+relationship betwixt the prices of labour and of food. Cheap bread, if
+accompanied at the same time by a reduction of wages, was at best but a
+questionable blessing; nor were these doubts at all dispelled by the
+determined resistance of the master manufacturers to every scheme proposed
+for shortening the hours of labour, and ameliorating the social as well as
+the moral condition of the poor. All that the taskmaster cared for was the
+completion of the daily tale. The truck system&mdash;that most infamous species
+of cruel and tyrannical robbery&mdash;gave sad testimony of the extent, as well
+as the meanness, of the avarice which could wring profit even<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span> from the
+most degraded source, and which absolutely sought to establish, here,
+within the heart of Britain, a slavery as complete and more odious than
+that which is the disgrace of the American republic. It is, therefore, not
+to be wondered at if the great mass of the working population regarded the
+proceedings of the Anti-Corn-law League with apathy and indifference. For,
+be it remarked, that the original Leaguers were by no means thorough-paced
+free-traders. Their motive was to deal most summarily with every
+restriction which stood in the way of their business, both as regarded
+export and import, and the establishment of a lower rate of wages. For
+such purposes they were ready to sacrifice every interest in the
+commonwealth except their own; but they showed no symptoms whatever of
+anxiety to discard restriction wherever it was felt to be advantageous to
+themselves. They were, in fact, the aspiring monopolists of the country.
+In their disordered imagination, the future position of Britain was to be
+that of one mighty workshop, from which the whole world was to be
+supplied&mdash;a commonalty of cotton, calico, and iron, with a Birmingham and
+Manchester aristocracy.</p>
+
+<p>Such was the position of the League at the moment when the Whigs, eager
+for a gathering-cry, came forward as auxiliaries; and yet we have some
+doubt as to the propriety of that latter term. They did not come as
+helpers&mdash;as men who, devoted in singleness of heart to the welfare of
+their country, were anxious to assist in the promotion of a measure which
+the sagacity of others had discovered&mdash;but claiming a sort of divine right
+of opposition, similar to that which the lion exercises when the jackal
+has run down the prey. Accordingly, upon the corn-laws did the magnanimous
+Whig lion place its paw, and wheeze out a note of defiance against all
+interlopers whatsoever. Henceforward that question was to be a Whig one.
+English agriculture was not to receive its death from the ignoble hands of
+Cobden and Co.</p>
+
+<p>Such was the move of the Whigs in the month of November last. A paltrier
+one, in every sense of the word, was never yet attempted nor did the
+simultaneous conversion of the whole party, with scarcely more than one or
+two honourable exceptions, present a very creditable specimen of the
+integrity of her Majesty's Opposition. They had become convinced&mdash;why or
+wherefore was not stated&mdash;that "the time had now arrived" for a total
+repeal of the corn-laws, and there was an end of the matter. They were
+prepared to vote for it in Parliament&mdash;to go to the country with it as
+their rallying-cry&mdash;to adopt it, in short, as their readiest
+stepping-stone into office. The old champions of repeal&mdash;the
+Leaguers&mdash;might go about their business. The conduct of the question was
+now transferred into the same hands which had become imbecile and
+paralysed in 1841, but which had since been renovated and invigorated by a
+wholesome course of five years' banishment from office.</p>
+
+<p>It is somewhat remarkable, but rather instructive, that the Whigs do not
+seem to have contemplated any other financial alteration beyond the repeal
+of the corn-laws. Of an equitable adjustment of clashing interests, they
+appear to have had no idea. It is quite true that they had been of old
+well accustomed to a deep defalcation of the public revenue, and the
+probability of the recurrence of <i>that</i> fact, may have been viewed by them
+as a mere bagatelle. From vague and general protestations of economy, we
+can form no proper estimate of the real nature of their plans. Economy, or
+that paltry system of paring, which passes with the Whigs for such, is,
+after all, a political virtue of minor import. What we require from every
+administration is the adoption of such measures only as shall tend to
+promote the general wealth and prosperity of the country; and, in
+consequence, render more easy the payment of the national burdens. Any
+fiscal change which affects the revenue, must, as a matter of course,
+affect some particular class of the community. A certain yearly sum has to
+be made up&mdash;no matter how&mdash;and every million which is remitted from one
+source of the revenue must be supplied by another. It is this necessity
+which renders the administration<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span> of our finances so difficult. Great
+Britain, when she obtained her place in the foremost rank of nations, had
+to pay a fancy price for that supremacy. Our system of taxation is not the
+growth of a few years, but of a large tract of time, embracing periods of
+enormous expenditure and of intense excitement. It is of the most complex
+and artificial nature; for the reservoir of the state is filled from a
+thousand separate sources, and not one of these can be cut off without
+occasioning a greater drain upon the rest.</p>
+
+<p>In such a state of things, it is quite natural that each particular
+interest should be desirous to shift the burden from itself. This may not
+be right nor proper, but it is natural; and the desire is greatly fostered
+by the frequent changes which have of late been made in the financial
+department, and by the alteration and adjustment of duties. The attack of
+the League upon the agriculturists is a specimen of this, though upon the
+largest scale; and the Whigs were quite ready to have lent it their
+support, without any further consideration. That they were really and
+sincerely converts to the new doctrine, we do not believe&mdash;but, if so, it
+is little creditable to their understanding. The repeal of the corn-laws,
+as a solitary and isolated measure, is, we maintain, an act of gross
+injustice and impolicy&mdash;as part of a great financial reform, or rather
+remodelment of our whole system, it may bear a different character. The
+Whigs, however, in adopting it, gave no promise of an altered system. The
+creed and articles of the League were ready made, and sufficient for them,
+nor did they think it necessary to enlarge the sphere of their financial
+relief; and so, towards the end of last year, they presented themselves in
+the quality of aspirants for office.</p>
+
+<p>It is to us matter of great and lasting regret, that this move was not met
+by Sir Robert Peel and his cabinet with a front of determined resistance.
+Whatever may be the opinions of the late premier, of Lords Aberdeen and
+Lincoln, or any other members of that cabinet, on the abstract advantages
+of free-trade, we still hold that they were bound, in justice to the great
+body of gentlemen whose suffrages in the House of Commons had carried them
+into power, to have pursued a very different course. It is in vain for
+them to take shelter under their privileges or their duties as ministers
+of the crown. Their official dignity by no means relieved them from the
+pledges, direct or implied, in virtue of which alone they were elevated to
+that position. The understanding of the country at large was broad and
+clear upon the point, that the agricultural interest should not suffer
+from the acts of the late administration; and it was their duty, as well
+as their true interest, to have kept that confidence inviolate.</p>
+
+<p>The financial plans of Sir Robert Peel have not yet been fully expounded.
+Over-caution has always been his characteristic and his misfortune. It is
+beyond dispute, that, in point of tact and business talent, he has no
+superior; but he either does not possess, or will not exhibit, that
+frankness which is necessary to make a leader not only respected but
+beloved; and hence it is that he has again alienated from himself the
+confidence of a large proportion of his followers. Enough, however, has
+transpired to convince us that his scheme is of a much more comprehensive
+nature than any which has been yet submitted. Various acts of his
+administration have shown a strong tendency towards free-trade. The
+establishment of the property and income tax, though apparently laid on to
+retrieve the country from the effects of Whig mismanagement, seemed to us
+at the time very ominous of a coming fiscal change. It organized a
+machinery by means of which direct taxation, however graduated, became the
+simplest method of raising the revenue; and the revision of the tariff was
+doubtless another step in the same direction.</p>
+
+<p>If on these foundations it was intended to rear a perfect system of
+free-trade&mdash;by which we understand an abolition of all restrictions and
+protections, of all duties and customs on exports and on imports&mdash;and the
+substitution, for revenue purposes, of direct taxation, we think that the
+country may fairly complain of having been kept most lamentably in the
+dark. It is a great&mdash;nay, a gigantic<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span> plan&mdash;one which certainly would
+simplify or remove many of the intricacies of government,&mdash;it might
+possibly put an end, as is most desirable, to all clashing interests at
+home, and might open up abroad a new and greater field to the operations
+of British industry. All these are possible, nay, probable results&mdash;at the
+same time we are quite justified in saying, that if so wide and important
+a change was really contemplated, it was somewhat hazardous, and surely
+unprecedentedly bold, to keep it all the time concealed from public
+observation, and to give a different gloss and colour to the measures
+devised for its advancement. In reality, a more momentous question than
+this does not exist. The fortunes of every man in this country are more or
+less bound up with it,&mdash;it is one of the deepest import to our colonies,
+and calculated to affect the whole range of our commercial relations. We
+say further, that such a measure is not one which ought to be considered
+in detail&mdash;that is, brought about by the gradual abolition of different
+imposts without reference to the general end&mdash;but that, if entertained, it
+ought to be proclaimed at once, and carried into effect so soon as the
+nation has been enabled to pronounce an opinion upon it.</p>
+
+<p>Our surmises are, of course, conjectural; for hitherto Sir Robert Peel has
+chosen to wear the mask of mystery, and has enunciated nothing clearly,
+beyond a single statement, to the effect that the late bills for the
+regulations of corn and the customs formed only a part of a larger
+measure. It is to this reserve that Sir Robert owes his defeat; and we
+cannot but deeply regret that he should have thought fit to persevere in
+it at so serious a cost as the dismemberment of his party. We have a
+strong and rooted objection to this kind of piecemeal legislation. It is,
+we think, foreign to the genius of this country, which requires the
+existence between the minister and his supporters of a certain degree of
+confidence and reciprocity which in this case has certainly not been
+accorded to the latter. The premier of Britain is not, and cannot be,
+independent of the people. It is their confidence and opinion which does
+practically make or mar him; and in the House of Commons, no measure
+whatever ought to be proposed by a minister without a full and candid
+admission of its real object, an exposition of its tendencies, and, at
+least, an honest opinion of its results.</p>
+
+<p>There were, we think two courses open to Sir Robert Peel and his cabinet,
+either of which might have been adopted, after the issue of the Russell
+manifesto, with perfect consistency. The first of these, and the manlier
+one, was a steady adherence, during the existence of the present
+Parliament, to the established commercial regulations. They had already
+done quite enough to free them from any charge of bigotry&mdash;they had
+modified the corn-duties, with the consent even of the agricultural body,
+who were induced to yield to that change on the ground that thereby a
+permanent settlement of the question would be effected, and a baneful
+agitation discontinued. It is quite true that neither of these results
+followed. The settlement was not held to be permanent; and the agitation,
+as is always the case after partial concession, was rather increased than
+diminished. This, however, was a cogent reason why the ministry should not
+have proceeded further. Under their guidance, and at their persuasion, the
+agriculturists had already made a large concession, and that easiness of
+temper on their part ought not to have been seized on as a ground for
+further innovation. Within the walls of Parliament the Conservative party
+possessed a large majority; without, if we except the manifestations of
+the League, there was no popular cry whatever against the operation of the
+sliding-scale. Even with the prospect of a bad winter&mdash;an auxiliary
+circumstance not unlooked for by the Whigs&mdash;Lord John Russell and his
+colleagues would have had no chance whatever of unseating their political
+rivals, supported as these were by the votes of the country party. Had
+distress absolutely occurred, the means of remedying the more immediate
+pressure of the evil were in the hands of ministers, who, moreover, would
+have been cordially assisted by every one in any scheme calculated to ward
+away famine from the door of the <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span>industrious and the poor. In short,
+there was no political necessity for any such precipitate change.</p>
+
+<p>Far better, therefore, would it have been for the late ministry had they
+remained uninfluenced by the interested conversion of the Whigs. By doing
+so they would have saved both character and consistency, without impairing
+in the least degree the strength of her Majesty's government&mdash;an excuse
+which the experience of a few mouths has shown to be utterly fallacious.
+How, indeed, could it be otherwise? Was it conceivable that a change of
+policy upon a point on which an immense majority of the supporters were
+distinctly pledged, could <i>add</i> to the permanent strength of the
+ministry?&mdash;was no allowance to be made for irritated feelings, for broken
+ties, for inevitable desertion on the part of those who believe themselves
+to be wantonly betrayed? The Duke of Wellington surrendered his own
+private opinion in order that her Majesty's government might be carried
+on! A sentiment which might have been applauded to the echo in ancient
+times but which, it must be confessed by all, is wholly inapplicable to
+the notions of the century in which we live. The result has proved it. Her
+Majesty's government was indeed able by joining with the Whig-Radical
+faction, or rather by adopting their game to carry the corn-bill by the
+most incongruous majority ever counted out in the lobby of St Stephens,
+but at their very next step the day of reckoning arrived. Indeed the
+presages of their coming fall was so apparent, that the Irish coercion
+bill&mdash;the measure which more than any other if we may believe the tissue
+of bloody and disgusting facts upon which its introduction was founded
+demanded attention and despatch&mdash;was put off from day to day, lest a
+hostile division upon it should oust the ministry before the corn-bill
+could be carried through the House of Lords and receive the royal assent.
+Had Sir Robert Peel and his supporters been wedded from their infancy
+upwards to free-trade opinions&mdash;had these been the golden dreams of their
+political life-principles which they had adhered to, and sworn by, through
+many a long year of adversity and opposition&mdash;they could not have
+manifested a more unseemly haste in seizing upon the favourable moment,
+and paralysing all the efforts of the agricultural party, at a time when
+their own official existence was fast drawing to its close. Public
+opinion, as we are now told from a very high source, ought always to guide
+a minister in the formation of his measures, irrespective of the
+considerations of party. The axiom is indeed a true one, but true only
+when followed out according to the letter of the constitution. Public
+opinion is to be gathered neither from the voice, however loudly
+expressed, of a clamant faction like the League&mdash;nor from the sentiments
+enunciated by a changeable press, which shifts oftener, according to the
+flow of its own proper interests, than the quicksands of the deceitful
+Solway&mdash;nor even from the votes of renegades, who promised one thing upon
+the hustings and promoted the reverse in Parliament&mdash;but from the
+sentiments of the electors of the country, from <i>their</i> votes and <i>their</i>
+understanding, which have not been appealed to since 1841, when
+deliberately and unmistakeably they pronounced in favour of protection.</p>
+
+<p>This brings us to the alternative course, which, without any peril of
+honesty or of honour, was open to the late ministry. We mean, a clear and
+unreserved declaration of their future policy, and an appeal to the
+country for its support. If Sir Robert Peel was convinced in his own mind
+that the principles of protection which he had hitherto advocated were in
+themselves objectionable&mdash;that the time had arrived for a great experiment
+whereby the whole taxation of the realm should be remodelled, and the many
+smaller sources of revenue abolished, in order to make way for a broader
+and a simpler system&mdash;if, furthermore, he believed that the continuance
+even of such agitation as prevailed upon the subject of the corn-laws, was
+likely to become more serious and more hurtful to the general interest by
+the factious declaration of the Whigs&mdash;then, he had it in his power at
+once to test the opinion of the country, by offering to the crown the
+alternative of his resignation or a dissolution of Parliament; and upon
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span>obtaining the latter, to have put forth, in unambiguous language, a
+statement of the policy which he intended thereafter to pursue, so that
+the constituencies of the empire might fairly have chosen between
+adherence to the ancient, or adoption of the novel plan. We can admit of
+no excuse such as the stoppage of private business, or any other similar
+impediment. These are reasons which, if just, might apply to every
+dissolution of Parliament short of the statutory term; nor can they in the
+present instance be brought forward, since the late government were by
+their own confession seriously perplexed by the amount of railway and
+other bills which this session have been crowded before Parliament, and
+had sought, without discovering, some method which might check at an early
+stage the flood of untoward speculation. In such a crisis as this, private
+interests ought to have been as nothing in comparison with the public
+good. If the choice lay between free-trade in its widest sense, and
+protection, it was but common justice that the country should have had the
+opportunity of making its selection. In no other way can public opinion be
+gathered. At last general election the country declared for
+protection&mdash;ministers since then have man&oelig;uvred that protection away.
+We were told that certain compensations were to be given; but, alas! the
+ministry is no more, and compensation has perished with it. The old
+balance has been disturbed, and the task of adjusting a new one&mdash;if that
+indeed be contemplated&mdash;is now left to weak and incompetent hands.</p>
+
+<p>Most heartily, therefore, do we regret that these great changes, which
+have free-trade for their ultimate object, were commenced in the present
+Parliament. Sir Robert Peel cannot but have foreseen&mdash;indeed he
+acknowledged it&mdash;that the corn-bill could not be carried without a
+complete disorganization of the Conservative party. In his eyes this may
+seem a small matter, but we view it very differently. It has shaken, and
+that to a great degree, the confidence which the people of the country
+were proud to place in the declarations and sincerity of the government.
+It has generated a belief, now very common, that the plain course of open
+and manly dealing has been abandoned for a system of finesse; and that for
+the last few months&mdash;it may be longer&mdash;the leaders of the two great
+political parties have been playing a match at chess, with less regard to
+the safety of the instruments they were using, than to the exhibition of
+their own adroitness. Perhaps no minister of this country ever owed more
+to party than Sir Robert Peel; and yet, without the excuse of strong
+necessity, he has not only abandoned that party, but placed it in a false
+position. The majority of the Conservatives were sent to Parliament under
+clear and distinct pledges, which honour forbade them to violate. This of
+the corn-laws was so far from being a discretionary question, that the
+continuance or discontinuance of agricultural protection was the great
+theme of the hustings at last general election, and their opinions upon
+that point became the touchstone on which the merits of the respective
+candidates were tried. It is worse than vain to talk of Parliamentary
+freedom, and the right of honourable members to act irrespective of the
+opinion of their constituents. They are neither more nor less than the
+embodied representatives of that opinion; and no man of uprightness or
+honour&mdash;we say it deliberately&mdash;ought to retain his seat in the House of
+Commons after the confidence of his supporters is withdrawn. It is neither
+fair nor honourable to taunt members with having been too free and liberal
+with their pledges before they knew the policy of their leaders. All men
+do not possess that happy ambiguity of phrase which can bear a double
+construction, and convey one meaning to the ear of the listener, whilst
+another served for the purposes of future explanation. It is not pleasant
+to believe that we are moving in an atmosphere of perpetual deceit. It is
+not wholesome to be forced to construe sentences against their obvious and
+open meaning, or to suspect every public speaker of wrapping up equivoques
+in his statement. At the last general election there was no
+misunderstanding. The Conservative candidates believed that their leaders
+were resolved to uphold protection;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span> the people believed so likewise, and
+in consequence they gave them a majority. Situated as the protectionists
+were, they had no alternative but to act in accordance with their first
+professions, and to maintain their trust inviolate.</p>
+
+<p>We have no pleasure in referring to that tedious and protracted debate.
+Yet this much we are bound to say, that the country party, under
+circumstances of unparalleled discouragement, abandoned, nay, opposed by
+their former chiefs, and deprived of the benefit which they undoubtedly
+would have received from the great talents and untiring energy of Lord
+Stanley&mdash;a champion too soon removed from the Lower House&mdash;did
+nevertheless acquit themselves manfully and well, and have earned the
+respect of all who, whatever may be their opinions, place a proper value
+upon consistency. It was perhaps inevitable that in such a contest there
+should have been a display of some asperity. We cannot blame those who,
+believing themselves to have been betrayed, gave vent to their indignation
+in language less measured than becomes the dignity of the British senate:
+nor, had these displays been confined to the single question then at
+issue, should we have alluded even remotely to the subject. But whilst our
+sympathies are decidedly with the vanquished party&mdash;whilst we deplore as
+strongly as they can the departure of the ministers from their earlier
+policy at such a time and in such a manner&mdash;we cannot join with the more
+violent of the protectionists in their virulent denunciations of Sir
+Robert Peel, and we demur as to the policy of their vote upon the Irish
+coercion bill, which vote was the immediate instrument of recalling the
+Whigs to power.</p>
+
+<p>Sir Robert Peel has told us that he is contented to be judged by
+posterity. He is so far wise in his appeal. The opinions of contemporaries
+are comparatively worthless on a matter like this, and very few of us are
+really able to form an unprejudiced opinion. But, unless we are greatly
+mistaken, he does not contemplate the possibility of appearing before that
+tribunal in his present posture and condition. There is much yet to come
+upon which he must depend, not only for a posthumous verdict, but for that
+which we hope he may yet receive, an honourable acquittal from those who
+are at present alienated from his side. As the foe to agricultural
+protection, he can look but for sorry praise&mdash;as the financial reformer of
+the whole national system, he may, though at heavy risk, become a public
+benefactor. Every thing depends upon the future. He has chosen to play a
+very close and cautious game. His is a style of legislation not palatable
+to the nation; for he has taken upon himself too boldly the functions and
+responsibilities of a dictator&mdash;he has aspired to govern the freest
+country of the world without the aid of party&mdash;and he has demanded a
+larger and more implicit confidence, even whilst withholding explanation,
+than any minister has ever yet exacted from the representatives of the
+people. The risk, however, is his. But clearly, in our opinion, it was not
+the policy of the protectionists, after the corn-bill was carried and past
+control, to take a nominal revenge upon their former leader, and eject him
+from office by a vote inconsistent with their previous professions. By
+doing so, they have relieved him of the necessity which must soon have
+become imperative, of announcing the full nature of his scheme of
+financial reform; they have contributed to an interregnum, possibly of
+some endurance, from which we do not augur much advantage to the public
+welfare; and, finally, they have in some degree relinquished the credit
+and the strength of their position. From the moment the corn-bill was
+carried, they should have resolved themselves into a corps of observation.
+Their numbers were formidable enough to have controlled either party; and
+in all future measures, whenever explanation was required, they were in a
+condition to have enforced it.</p>
+
+<p>The step, however, has been taken, and it is of course irremediable. All
+that remains for them and for us is to watch the progress of events during
+the remainder of the present Parliament&mdash;a period which, so far as we can
+judge from recent disclosures, is likely to pass over without any very
+marked attempts at innovation. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span> Whigs are at present too happy in the
+resumption of office, to be actually dangerous. They are, or they profess
+to be, in high good-humour. They have thrown aside for a time the besom of
+Radical reform, and are now extending in place of it the olive-branch of
+peace to each different section of their antagonists. We look, however, a
+little below the surface, and we think that we can discover two very
+cogent reasons for this state of singular placidity. In the first place,
+the Whigs are in a minority in the House of Commons. Their political walk
+cannot extend a yard beyond the limits of Sir Robert's sufferance; and as
+the boundary line, like the Oregon, has not been clearly laid down, they
+will be most cautious to avoid transgression. In the second place, they
+are, as is well known, most miserably divided in opinion among themselves.
+There is no kind of coherency in the councils of the present cabinet. They
+cannot approach any single great question without the imminent risk of
+internal discord; and it is only so long as they can remain quiescent that
+any show of cordiality can be maintained among them. Accordingly, when we
+look to Lord John Russell's manifestoes, we are quite delighted with their
+imbecility. As a matter of course, he has put forward, in the first rank
+of his declarations, the usual vague rhetoric about the social improvement
+of the people, which is to be effected by the same means which the Whigs
+have always used towards that desirable end&mdash;viz. by doing nothing. Then
+there is the subject of education, which we must own opens up a vast field
+for the exertions of government, if they will only seriously undertake it.
+This, however, cannot be done without the establishment of a new
+department in the state, which ought to have been created long ago&mdash;we
+mean a board, with a Minister of public instruction at its head; but we
+hardly expect that Lord John Russell will vigorously proceed to its
+formation. Then come what are called sanatory measures, by which we
+understand an improved system of sewerage, and a larger supply of water to
+the inhabitants of the towns. On this point, we understand, the whole of
+the cabinet are united, and we certainly rejoice to hear it. It is
+certainly the first time in our experience, that a ministry has founded
+its claims to public support on the ground of a promised superintendence
+of drains and water-carts. Upon this topic, one of the members for
+Edinburgh was extremely eloquent the other day upon the hustings. We hope
+sincerely that he is in earnest, and that, for the credit of Whig
+legislation, since we cannot obtain it from the municipality, our citizens
+may occasionally be indulged with the sight of a sprinkled street in
+summer, and that some means will be adopted for irrigating the closes,
+which at present do stand most sorely in need of the sanatory services of
+the scavenger. This point, then, of sewerage we freely concede to the
+Whigs. Let them grapple with it manfully, annihilate all the
+water-companies in the realm, and give us an unlimited supply of the pure
+fresh element without restriction or assessment. They cannot be employed
+more harmlessly&mdash;nay, more usefully, than in such a task. Let them also
+look to the points of adequate endowment for hospitals, and the
+institution of public baths and washing-houses, and for once in their
+lives they shall promote measures of real importance and benefit to the
+poor.</p>
+
+<p>But, unfortunately, sewerage and its concomitants form but a small part of
+the considerations connected with the government of this country. A
+ministry may ask some popularity, but it can hardly found a claim for
+permanency on the fact of its attention to drains. In the first place,
+Lord John Russell and his colleagues have serious difficulties before them
+in the state of the public revenue. The late fiscal changes cannot but
+have the effect of causing a most serious defalcation, which must be
+immediately and summarily supplied. It will not do to attribute this
+defalcation to the acts of the late government, since the Whigs were not
+only the cordial supporters of these measures, but were ready to have
+taken the initiative. They are as much answerable as Sir Robert Peel, if,
+at the end of the present year, the accounts of Exchequer shall exhibit a
+large deficiency, which cannot, consistently with their own policy, be
+remedied by any new <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span>indirect taxation. The moment that free-trade is
+adopted as a broad principle, there can be no going back upon former
+steps. There is no resource left except a direct appeal to the purse,
+which may, indeed, be made by an additional income-tax, if the country are
+of a temper to submit to it. But we apprehend that a good deal of
+negotiation will be necessary before any such measure can be carried. The
+agriculturists are not in a mood to submit to any further burdens. The
+eyes of the productive classes are by this time a little opened to the
+effects of foreign importation, and their trade has been already much
+crippled by the influx of manufactured articles from abroad. Above all, a
+strong conviction is felt, both in England and in Scotland, of the gross
+injustice of the system which throws the whole burden of the direct
+taxation upon the inhabitants of these two countries, whilst Ireland is
+entirely free. It is a system which admits of no excuse, and which cannot
+continue long. The immunities which Ireland already enjoyed were any thing
+but reasons for exempting her from the operation of income-tax. It is not
+a question of relative poverty, for the scale is so adjusted that no man
+is taxed except according to his possession; and it does seem utterly
+inexplicable, and highly unjust to the Scotsman who pays his regular
+assessments, and a per centage besides upon his income of &pound;150, that the
+Irishman, in similar circumstances, should be exempt from either charge.
+It was this feeling, we believe, more than any other, which rendered the
+increased grant to Maynooth college obnoxious to the greater part of the
+British nation; and which, setting aside all other considerations, would
+at once seal the fate of any ministry that might be rash enough to propose
+the endowment of the Romish clergy out of the consolidated fund. An
+increased direct taxation, therefore, would, under present circumstances,
+be a most dangerous experiment for the Whigs; and yet, if they do not
+attempt it, how are they to make good the almost certain deficiency of the
+revenue?</p>
+
+<p>Probably that point may be postponed for future consideration. Sufficient
+for the day is the evil thereof, and the sugar-duties are more immediately
+pressing. Whether the West Indian proprietors are to receive the
+<i>coup-de-gr&acirc;ce</i> during the present year, or whether they are to be allowed
+a further respite, seems at the present a matter of absolute uncertainty.
+It is, however, merely a question of time. Free-trade cares not for the
+colonies; and, indeed, whilst the work of protective abolition is going on
+so rapidly both at home and abroad, no isolated interest has reason to
+expect that it will be exempted from the common rule. Ireland, it seems,
+is to have an extension of the franchise; and with respect to her social
+grievances, Lord John Russell is hopeful that his ministry will be enabled
+"to afford, not a complete and immediate remedy, <i>but some remedy&mdash;some
+kind of improvement; so that some kind of hope may be entertained that</i>,
+<span class="smcaplc">SOME TEN OR TWELVE YEARS HENCE</span>, the country will, by the measures we
+undertake, be in a far better state with respect to the frightful
+destitution and misery which now prevail in that country." Here is a
+precious enunciation of principles and grammar!&mdash;A complete remedy for the
+Irish social grievances is avowedly out of the power of the most intrepid
+of Whig politicians&mdash;a confession of which we presume Mr O'Connell will
+not be slow to avail himself. But then he expects&mdash;or, to use his own
+phraseology thinks&mdash;"it is <i>most likely</i> to be in our power to afford"
+<i>some</i> remedy, <i>some</i> kind of improvement, the nature of which is still in
+embryo, but which shall be so matured that <i>some</i> kind of hope may be
+entertained, that in <i>some</i> ten or twelve years hence the country may be
+in a far better state with regard to the destitution which now prevails in
+the country! Was there ever, we ask, in the whole history of oracles, any
+thing more utterly devoid of meaning, more thoroughly and helplessly
+vague, than the above declaration? Why, the whole hopes of the noble scion
+of the house of Russell are filtered away to nothing before he has
+achieved the limits of his sentence. There are four or five different
+stages of trust through which we decline to follow him, being perfectly
+convinced that the hope of his being likely to introduce any such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span>
+measure, is quite as improbable as the implied hope conveyed a little
+further on, to the effect that he and his party may be allowed to remain
+for some ten or twelve years in office, until these exceedingly musty
+ideas all have resolved themselves into a tangible form.</p>
+
+<p>In the mean time it is some gratification to know that the Churches are to
+be spared for the present. Not that Lord John Russell has any abstract
+love for these institutions&mdash;for he has no objection to Romish endowment
+out of the funds of the Irish Protestant Church&mdash;but then he is quite
+aware that any such move on his part would lead to his instant and
+ignominious expulsion from power. Earl Grey is of a different opinion; but
+the construction of the present cabinet is such, that it admits of every
+possible diversity of opinion, and was, in fact, so planned by the new
+premier, that the lion and the lamb might lie down together, and Radical
+Ward be installed in peace by the side of Conservative Lord Lincoln and of
+Sidney Herbert, about a year ago the pride of the protectionists!</p>
+
+<p>There is something painfully ludicrous in Lord John's exposition of the
+theories of cabinet construction. It was, as he experienced last winter,
+quite impossible to bring the chiefs of his party to any thing like a
+common understanding. The revelations of Mr Macaulay to his correspondent
+in Edinburgh, gave any thing but a flattering picture of the unity which
+then pervaded the councils of Chesham Place. It is gratifying to know,
+that individuals who at that time expressed so exalted an opinion of the
+intellects and temper of each other, should have met and consented to act
+together in a spirit of mutual forgiveness. And we are now asked to
+receive from the lips of Lord John this profound political axiom, that it
+is not at all necessary that members of the same cabinet should agree in
+their individual opinions. We have all heard of cabinets breaking up
+through their own internal dissensions. Such a disruption, in the eyes of
+Lord John, was an act of egregious folly. What was to have prevented each
+man from voting according to his own opinions? On urgent questions, he
+admits, they should maintain some show of unanimity; but, with all respect
+for such an authority, we think he is unnecessarily scrupulous. Why
+quarrel or dissolve upon any single point? Let every man vote according to
+his own mind&mdash;let every question be considered an open one&mdash;and we shall
+answer for the stability of the ministry. In fact, Lord John Russell has
+at last discovered the political <i>elixir vit&aelig;</i>. No disunion can break up
+his administration, because disunion is the very principle upon which it
+has been formed. He has sought support from all classes of men. He is so
+far from disapproving of Conservative doctrines, that he absolutely has
+solicited three members of the late government to hold office under him.
+He asks no recantation of their former opinions, and binds them down to no
+pledges for the future. Their associates, it is true, are to be men of
+liberal opinions, some of them verging upon Chartism, and others avowed
+ecclesiastical destructionists; but that need not deter them from
+accepting and retaining office. We once knew a worthy Highland chief&mdash;a
+more hospitable being never breathed&mdash;who towards the conclusion of his
+third bottle, invariably lapsed into an affectionate polemical mood, and
+with tears in his eyes used to put this question to his friends&mdash;"Why
+can't a man be a Christian and a good fellow at the same time?" This is
+just the theory of Lord John Russell. He can see no objection to diversity
+of opinions, so long as the whole body of the cabinet are agreed upon one
+essential point&mdash;that of holding fast by office; and surrendering it upon
+no account whatever.</p>
+
+<p>Accordingly, when we look narrowly into his manifesto, we find that he has
+chalked out for himself a course which makes this singular coalition by no
+means absolutely impossible. He will do nothing, if he can help it, which
+may give offence to any body. The cabinet are to have an easy task of it.
+They have nothing to do but to sit still with uplifted oars, and allow the
+vessel of the state to drift quietly along with the stream. We fear,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span>
+however, that the Whig Palinurus has not taken into account the existence
+of such things as shoals and sand-banks. Let him provide what crew he
+pleases, the keel, unless we are sadly mistaken, will erelong be grating
+upon some submerged impediment; and then he will have a fair opportunity
+of testing the discipline of his motley band. Neither sewerage nor
+education can well be expected to last for ever. Enormous interests are at
+present placed in his charge; and these, handled and deranged as they have
+been of late, will not admit of idling or inattention. There can be no
+dawdling with these as with the Irish social measures. They will not stand
+the postponement of some ten or twelve years; nor will Lombard Street
+permit a second derangement of the financial affairs of the nation. In the
+manufacturing districts, the workmen are demanding the relief of a
+controlling factory bill, and on that point the cabinet is divided. The
+railway system requires particular attention, less for the sake of
+remedying past ministerial neglect, than of regulating future proceedings.
+The affairs of the colonies may erelong require the superintendence of a
+calm, temperate, and experienced head; and, finally, there is the question
+of revenue and the inchoate system of free-trade. There is quite enough
+work ready to the hand of the present ministry, if they only choose to
+undertake it. The country party, we believe, will form an effective and a
+watchful opposition, and will prove the best safeguard against any rash or
+uncalled-for experiments. Situated as they now are, they have no other
+functions to perform; and we would earnestly entreat of them, during the
+period which must elapse between the present time and the next general
+election, to bury, in so far as may be, all animosity for the past; and to
+reflect seriously in what manner the changes, which are now inevitable,
+may be best carried out for the benefit of the nation at large. The
+artificial fabric which has been reared during many years of conquest and
+successful industry, has now been deprived of its equipoise, and is fast
+becoming a ruin We thought, and we still think, that it may be difficult
+to find a better; but the work of demolition has already commenced, and we
+must do what we can to assist in the construction of another. At all
+events, we are entitled to insist upon working rigidly by plan. Let us
+know what we are about to do, before we bind our hands to any partial and
+one-sided measure; and, above all things, let us take care that the poorer
+classes of our fellow-subjects shall not suffer privation or want of
+employment during the adjusting and development of the new commercial
+theories. A little time will show their actual value. Long before the
+invention of the Irish social remedies, we shall be enabled to judge how
+far the free-trade policy of England is likely to be reciprocated
+abroad&mdash;we shall learn too, by the sure index of the balance-sheet,
+whether these changes are operating towards our loss or our gain; and we
+shall also have some opportunity of testing the efficiency of the present
+administration. Let us, at all events, be prepared for future action; and
+since we cannot altogether dismiss from our minds the political history of
+the last few months, let us make it a useful lesson. It may be instructive
+for future statesmen to learn how the most powerful party in this age and
+country has been broken up and severed, not by any act of their own, but
+by the change of policy of their leader. It may also teach then the value
+of candour and of open dealing&mdash;virtues of such universal application,
+that we cannot yield to doctrines which would exclude then even from the
+councils of a cabinet.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="center"><i>Edinburgh: Printed by Ballantyne and Hughes, Paul's Work.</i></p>
+
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+<p><strong>Footnotes:</strong></p>
+
+<p><a name="f1" id="f1" href="#f1.1">[1]</a> <i>Notes and Recollections of a Professional Life.</i> By the late <span class="smcap">Wm.
+Fergusson</span>, M.D., Inspector-General of Military Hospitals. Longmans: 1846.</p>
+
+<p><i>The Military Miscellany.</i> By <span class="smcap">Henry Marshall</span>, F.R.S.E., Deputy
+Inspector-General of Army Hospitals. Murray: 1846.</p>
+
+<p><a name="f2" id="f2" href="#f2.1">[2]</a> Sir Charles Napier.</p>
+
+<p><a name="f3" id="f3" href="#f3.1">[3]</a> "The author, soon after his last return from the West Indies, at the
+close of the year 1817, was induced, from the then troubled state of the
+country, to join the ranks of a volunteer corps in Scotland, which was
+drilled and instructed by experienced men in all manner of ways, with the
+exception of the one thing needful&mdash;the firing ball&mdash;for during the whole
+time he remained with them, nearly two years, that was never thought of;
+and this was the case generally with the whole volunteer force of Great
+Britain, as well as the militia, at least in the early part of the war.
+Future wars must and will recur, and volunteer corps will again be formed;
+but if they be unused to the full-charged musket, however much their first
+appearance may impose, they will be found, when brought into action, of as
+much use as so many Chinese. Let them not suppose that until they have
+attained this skill, which it is in the power of every man to do, they are
+qualified to fight the battles of their country. * * * * In their present
+state, supposing two such bodies to get into collision, it would indeed be
+matter of wonder to think how they could contrive to kill one another
+without the aid of the cannon and other adjuncts. If they carried
+broomsticks on their shoulders, instead of muskets, they would no doubt
+make a sturdy fight of it; but with fire-arms which they had never been
+taught to use, the battle would resemble those of the Italian republics in
+the middle ages, when mailed knights fought the livelong day without
+mortal casualty."&mdash;<span class="smcap">Dr Fergusson</span>, p. 42.</p>
+
+<p>Is ball practice sufficiently attended to in our army generally? We are
+inclined to doubt it. "We are economical people," says Dr Ferguson in
+another place, "famed for straining at gnats and swallowing camels, and
+the expense of ball cartridge is ever brought up in bar of the soldier
+being in the constant habit of firing it." We should also like to see some
+of our muskets replaced by rifles, an arm in which we have ever been
+deficient.</p>
+
+<p><a name="f4" id="f4" href="#f4.1">[4]</a> Macaulay's <i>Miscellaneous Essays</i>. Article <i>Dryden</i>.</p>
+
+<p><a name="f5" id="f5" href="#f5.1">[5]</a> Ranke's <i>History of the Popes</i> is a most valuable addition to
+historical knowledge; but no one will assign it a place beside Livy or
+Gibbon.</p>
+
+<p><a name="f6" id="f6" href="#f6.1">[6]</a> Macaulay's <i>Essays</i>. Article <i>Dryden</i>.</p>
+
+<p><a name="f7" id="f7" href="#f7.1">[7]</a></p>
+
+<p class="poem">"Those rules of old discover'd, not devised,<br />
+As Nature still, but Nature methodised:<br />
+Nature, like Liberty, is but restrain'd<br />
+By the same laws which first herself ordain'd.<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Hear how learn'd Greece her useful rules indites,</span><br />
+When to repress, and when indulge our flights:<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;"><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span><span class="spacer">*</span></span><br />
+Just precepts thus from great examples given,<br />
+She drew from them what they derived from heaven."<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 12em;"><i>Essay on Criticism.</i></span></p>
+
+<p><a name="f8" id="f8" href="#f8.1">[8]</a> <i>Peru.</i> <i>Reiseskizzen aus den Jahren</i>, 1838-1842. Von J. J. <span class="smcap">Von
+Tschudi</span>. Volume the second.</p>
+
+<p><a name="f9" id="f9" href="#f9.1">[9]</a> "Por un clavo se pierde una herradura, por una herradura un cavallo,
+por un cavallo un caballero."</p>
+
+<p><a name="f10" id="f10" href="#f10.1">[10]</a> Stevenson, in his work on South America, refers to the extraordinary
+longevity of the Peruvian Indians. In the church register at Barranca, he
+found recorded the deaths of eleven persons in the course of seven years,
+whose joint ages made up 1207 years, giving an average of 110 years per
+man. Dr Tschudi mentions an Indian in Jauja, still living in 1839, and who
+was born, if the register and the priest's word might be believed, in the
+year 1697. Since the age of eleven years he had made a moderate daily use
+of coca. However old, few Indians lose their teeth or hair.</p>
+
+<p><a name="f11" id="f11" href="#f11.1">[11]</a> <i>Godo</i>, <i>goth</i>, the nickname given by Peruvian Indians to the
+Spaniards.</p>
+
+<p><a name="f12" id="f12" href="#f12.1">[12]</a> <i>The Gastronomic Regenerator; a Simplified and entirely New System of
+Cookery, &amp;c.</i> By <span class="smcap">Monsieur A. Soyer</span>, of the Reform Club. London; 1846.</p>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
+
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+ BLACKWOOD'S EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.
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+ NO. CCCLXX. AUGUST, 1846. VOL. LX.
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+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ THE ARMY, 129
+
+ MY COLLEGE FRIENDS. NO. IV. CHARLES RUSSELL,
+ THE GENTLEMAN COMMONER. CHAPTER I., 145
+
+ THE ROMANTIC DRAMA, 161
+
+ THE MINSTREL'S CURSE. FROM UHLAND, 177
+
+ THE MINE, THE FOREST, AND THE CORDILLERA, 179
+
+ "MORIAMUR PRO REGE NOSTRO," 194
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+ MESMERIC MOUNTEBANKS, 223
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+ COOKERY AND CIVILISATION, 238
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+ THE LATE AND THE PRESENT MINISTRY, 249
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+ BLACKWOOD'S EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.
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+ NO. CCCLXX. AUGUST, 1846. VOL. LX.
+
+
+
+
+THE ARMY.[1]
+
+
+When we glance back at the bright page of British military history, so
+thickly strewn with triumphs, so rarely checkered by a reverse, it seems
+paradoxical to assert that the English are not a military nation. Such,
+nevertheless, is the case. Our victories have been the result of no
+especial fitness for the profession of arms, but of dauntless spirit and
+cool stubborn courage, characterising the inhabitants of the narrow island
+that breeds very valiant children. Mere bravery, however heroic, does not
+of itself constitute an aptitude for the soldier's trade. Other qualities
+are needful--qualities conspicuous in many European nations, but less
+manifest in the Englishman. Naturally military nations are those of
+France, the Highlands of Scotland, Poland, and Switzerland--every one of
+them affording good specimens of the stuff peculiarly fitted for the
+manufacture of soldiers. They all possess a martial bent, a taste for the
+military career, submitting willingly to its hardships and privations, and
+are endowed with a faculty of acquiring the management of offensive
+weapons, with which for the most part they become acquainted early in
+life. A system of national conscription, like that established in many
+continental countries, is the readiest and surest means of giving a
+military tone to the character of a people, and of increasing the civil
+importance and respectability of an army. But without proceeding to so
+extreme a measure, other ways may be devised of producing, as far as is
+desirable, similar results.
+
+We appeal to all intelligent observers, and especially to military men,
+whom travel or residence upon the Continent have qualified to judge,
+whether in any of the great European states the soldier has hitherto
+obtained so little of the public attention and solicitude as in England?
+Whether in any country he is so completely detached from the population,
+enjoying so little sympathy, in all respects so uncared for and unheeded
+by the masses, and, we are sorry to say it, often so despised and looked
+down upon, even by those classes whence he is taken? Let war call him to
+the field, and for a moment he forces attention: his valour is extolled,
+his fortitude admired, his sufferings are pitied. But when peace, bought
+by his bravery and blood, is concluded, what ensues? Houses of Parliament
+thank and commend him, towns illuminate in honour of his deeds, pensions
+and peerages are showered upon his chiefs, perhaps some brief indulgence
+is accorded to himself; but it is a nine days' wonder, and those elapsed,
+no living creature, save barrack masters, inspecting officers, and
+Horse-guards authorities, gives him another thought, or wastes a moment
+upon the consideration of what might render him a happier and a better
+man. Like a well-tried sabre that has done its work and for the present
+may lie idle, he is shelved in the barrack room, to be occasionally
+glanced at with pride and satisfaction. Hilt and scabbard are, it is true,
+kept carefully polished--drill and discipline are maintained; but
+insufficient pains are taken to ascertain whether rust corrodes the blade,
+whether the trusty servant, whose achievements have been so glorious and
+advantageous, does not wear out his life in discouragement and
+despondency. But this state of things, we hope and believe, is about to
+change. We rejoice to see a daily increasing disposition on the part of
+English legislators and of the English nation, to investigate and amend
+the condition of their gallant defenders. If war is justly considered the
+natural state of an army,[2] peace, on the other hand, is the best time to
+moot and discuss measures likely to raise its character and increase its
+efficiency.
+
+We do not fear to be accused of advocating change for its own sake, or
+what is vulgarly nicknamed Reform, in any of the institutions of this
+country, whether civil or military. But we rejoice at the appearance of
+books calculated to direct attention, we will not say to the abuses of the
+army, but to its possible improvement. And we know no class of men better
+qualified to write such books than army surgeons, whose occupations, when
+attached to regiments, bring them of necessity into more frequent contact
+with a greater variety of men, and to a more intimate acquaintance with
+the soldier's real character and feelings, than the duties of field or
+company officers in our service either exact or permit.
+
+"To obviate the reproaches I may encounter for presuming to write upon
+subjects altogether military, I may be allowed to state, that during a
+quarter of a century that I served with the armies of the country, I
+officiated as surgeon of three different regiments in different parts of
+the world. I embarked nine times from the shores of Britain with armaments
+on foreign expeditions, and out of twenty-four years' actual service, (for
+the year of the peace of Amiens has to be deducted,) I spent seventeen
+years, or parts of them, in other climates, passing through every grade of
+medical rank, in every variety of service, even to the sister service of
+the navy."--DR. FERGUSSON. _Preface._
+
+These are the men, or we greatly err, to write books about the army. They
+may not be conversant with tactics in the field, although even of those,
+unless they wilfully shut both eyes and ears, they can hardly avoid
+acquiring some knowledge. But on other matters connected with soldiers and
+armies, they must be competent to speak, and should be listened to as
+authorities. We look upon Dr Fergusson's testimony, and upon the
+information--the result of his vast experience--which he gives us in
+concise form and plain language, as most valuable; although some of the
+changes he suggests have been accomplished, wholly or partially, since his
+book was written. Mr Marshall's opportunities of personal observation
+have, we suspect, been less extensive; but to atone for such deficiency,
+he has been a diligent reader, and he places before us a host of military
+authorities, references and statistical tables. The value of his
+authorities may, perhaps, here and there be questioned; and he sometimes
+gives, in the form of extracts, statements unauthenticated by a name, but
+of which he does not himself seem to accept the responsibility.
+Nevertheless, his book has merit, and is not unlikely to accomplish both
+the objects proposed by its author,--namely, "to supply some information
+respecting the constitution, laws, and usages of the army, and to excite
+attention to the means which may meliorate the condition of soldiers, and
+exalt their moral and intellectual character."
+
+These are three measures whose adoption would, we fully believe, elevate
+the character of the British soldier, increase his self-respect and
+willingness to serve, and, consequently, his efficiency in the field and
+good conduct in quarters. They will not be thought the worse of, we are
+sure, because they would assimilate the organization of our army to that
+of certain foreign services. The day is gone by when prejudice prevented
+Englishmen from adopting improvements, merely because they were based upon
+foreign example. The measures referred to, and whose adoption we would
+strenuously urge, are--first, the enlistment of soldiers for limited
+periods only; secondly, the total abolition of corporal punishment;
+thirdly, the increase of rewards, and especially a gradual and cautious
+augmentation of the number of commissions given to non-commissioned
+officers. Be it understood that we recommend these changes collectively,
+and not separately. They hinge upon each other, particularly the two last;
+and if one of them be refused, the others may require modification.
+
+By the British constitution, no man may sell himself to unlimited
+servitude. On what grounds, then, is the practice of enlistment for life
+to be justified; and can it be justified upon any, even upon those of
+expediency? Ought not the thoughtless and the destitute--for under these
+heads the majority of recruits must at present be ranked--rather to be
+protected against themselves, and preserved, as far as may be, from the
+consequences of non-reflection and of want? Such is assuredly the duty of
+a just and paternal government. Very different is the practice of this
+country under the present system! Influenced by a boyish caprice, or
+driven by necessity, an inexperienced lad takes the shilling and mounts
+the cockade. After a while he gets weary of the service; perhaps he sees
+opportunities, if once more a civilian, of making his way in the world.
+But weary though he be, or eagerly as he may desire to strip off the
+uniform assumed hastily, or by compulsion of circumstances, no perspective
+of release encourages him to patient endurance. No hope of emancipation,
+so long as his health holds good, or his services are found useful, smiles
+to him in the distance. After twenty-one years he _may_ obtain his
+discharge, as a favour, but without pension. After twenty-five years, if
+discharged at his own request, he gets sixpence a-day! Truly a cheering
+prospect and great encouragement, to be liberated in the decline of life,
+any trade that he had learned as a boy forgotten, and with sixpence a-day
+as sole reward for having fought the battles and mounted the guards of his
+country during a quarter of a century! What are the frequent results of so
+gloomy a perspective? Despondency, desertion, drunkenness, and even
+suicide.
+
+The British army, its strength considered, and in comparison with the
+armies of other countries, is, undeniably, a very expensive establishment,
+and the necessity of economy has been urged as an argument in favour of
+unlimited enlistment. The evidence both of Dr Fergusson and of Mr Marshall
+goes far to prove that one more fallacious was never advanced. Innumerable
+are the artifices resorted to by soldiers, under the present system, in
+the hope of obtaining their discharge--artifices sometimes successful,
+frequently entailing expense on the government, and at times almost
+impairing the efficiency of an army. Speaking of the last war, Dr
+Fergusson says,--"Artificial ulcers of the legs were all but universal
+amongst young recruits, and spurious ophthalmia was organised in
+conspiracy so complicated and extended, that at one time it threatened
+seriously to affect the general efficiency of the forces, and was in every
+respect so alarming that the then military authorities durst not expose
+its naked features to the world. These are the results, and ever will be
+the results, whilst human nature is constituted as it is, of service for
+life." That unlimited service is the chief cause of desertion may be
+proved beyond a doubt, if there be any value in the statistics of armies
+as given by Mr Marshall. In the year 1839, the mean strength of the French
+army was three hundred and seventeen thousand five hundred and
+seventy-eight men; the number condemned for desertion was six hundred and
+six. Eight hundred and eighty-one conscripts were punished for failing to
+join their corps. In the same year, in our army, of which the strength
+was less than one third of the French--under one hundred thousand men--the
+deserters punished amounted to two thousand one hundred and ten, or nearly
+one-fifth of the number of recruits annually raised. Where must we seek
+the cause of so monstrous a disparity? Chiefly in the difference of the
+term of service. The English soldier is by far the best paid and rationed;
+most of his comforts are more cared for than those of the Frenchman; but
+the latter takes his service kindly, because he knows that in six or seven
+years (the period varies a little according to the arm served in) he will
+be free to return to civil life, whilst still at an age to begin the world
+on his own account. The following extract from the _Military Miscellany_
+illustrates and confirms our present argument, that unlimited enlistment
+is no saving to the country.
+
+"I have no adequate materials to enable me to state the mean duration of
+service of men who enlist for the army; but I am disposed to conjecture
+that it is not much, if at all, above ten years. It has, I believe, been
+ascertained, that the average length of service performed by men now on
+the permanent pension list, is about fifteen or sixteen years. Upon these
+grounds I conclude that enlistment for life, as a means of obtaining an
+average length of service of more than from ten to twelve years, is a
+fallacy; and consequently, I submit whether it would not be an advisable
+measure to abolish enlistment for an unlimited period, and to adopt a
+regulation whereby a soldier might have the option of being discharged
+after a certain length of service, say ten years."
+
+In estimating the average duration of service at ten to twelve years, Mr
+Marshall has, we conjecture, taken into consideration the men discharged
+under fifteen years' service, before which time they would not be entitled
+to a pension. To the ten years' enlistment proposed by him, we should
+prefer the term of seven years, fixed by Mr Wyndham's bill, passed in
+1806, but rendered nugatory in 1808, by a clause in Lord Castlereagh's
+Military bill, which made it optional to enlist for life, adding the
+temptation of a higher bounty. The latter bait, aided by the
+thoughtlessness of recruits, and by the cajolery of recruiting sergeants,
+caused the engagement to be almost invariably for life. And since then,
+Horse-guards' orders have been issued, forbidding recruiting officers to
+accept men for limited service. According to Mr Wyndham's plan, the seven
+years' engagement was to be prolonged indefinitely in war time. We should
+not object to the latter arrangement, which is necessary for the safety of
+the country. Nor is it when actively engaged in the field that soldiers
+are likely to repine at length of service, but in the tedium of a
+garrison, when no change, or prospect of one, no opportunity of
+distinction, or chance of promotion, relieves the monotony of a military
+existence.
+
+There is one advantage of short enlistments that has been overlooked both
+by Dr Fergusson and by Mr Marshall, but which nevertheless is, in our
+opinion, an important one. It is the increased military character that it
+would give to the nation, the greater number of men whom it would
+familiarize with the use of arms, and render competent to use them
+effectually at a moment's notice. We believe that short enlistments, and
+the other improvements already referred to, and which we shall presently
+speak of at greater length, would produce, in this thickly peopled
+kingdom, a regular annual supply of recruits, a large proportion of them
+of a very superior class to those who now offer. On the other hand, the
+army, instead of being thinned by desertions, transportations, and feigned
+diseases, would each year give up from its ranks a number of young and
+able-bodied men, who, whilst entering upon the occupations of civil life,
+would in a great measure retain their soldierly qualities, and be ready,
+in case of an emergency, to stand forward successfully in defence of their
+homes and families. We have long been accustomed to look upon this country
+as guaranteed from invasion by her wooden walls. Noble as the bulwark is,
+there is no dissembling the fact, that its efficiency has been greatly
+impaired by the progress of steam, rendering it extremely difficult, in
+case of a war, effectually to guard our long line of coast. And although
+Europe seems now as disinclined for war as a long experience of the
+blessings of peace can render her, this happy state cannot, in the nature
+of things, last for ever. Let us suppose a general war, and a large body
+of French troops thrown upon our shores in a night, whilst our armies were
+absent on the battle fields of the Continent, or of America. The
+supposition is startling, but cannot be viewed as absurd; many looked upon
+its realization as certain when circumstances were far less favourable to
+it than they would now be. How far would volunteers and militiamen,
+hastily raised, unaccustomed to services in the field, and many of whom
+had never fired a ball-cartridge in their lives,[3] be able to cope, with
+any chance of success, with fifty thousand French soldiers? And admitting
+that they did successfully contend, and that superior numbers and
+steadfast courage--although these, without good drill and discipline, are
+of little avail against a veteran army--eventually gained the day, how
+much more effective would they be, and how much loss of life and injury to
+the country might be avoided, did their ranks contain a fair proportion of
+men trained to arms, and able to instruct and encourage their comrades?
+But these are subjects so suggestive as to afford themes for volumes,
+where they might be better discussed than in the scanty pages of a review.
+We can only afford to glance at them, and to throw out hints for others to
+improve upon.
+
+The liability to the lash, inflicted, until very recently, even for the
+least disgraceful offences, has long been thrown in the teeth of the
+British soldier by his foreign brethren in arms. That infamous punishment
+has been utterly disapproved and eloquently argued against by military men
+of high rank and great abilities, whose enlightened minds and long
+experience taught them to condemn it. The feeling of the nation is
+strongly against it, the armies of other countries are seen to flourish
+and improve without it, and yet it is still maintained, although gradually
+sinking into disuse, and, we hope and believe, drawing near to its
+abolition. Unnecessarily cruel as a punishment, ineffectual as an example
+to repress crime, and stamping the indelible brand of infamy on men the
+soul of whose profession should be a feeling of honour, why is it so
+lovingly and tenaciously clung to? "The service would go to the
+devil--could not be carried on without it--no soldiering without
+flogging," is the reply of a section of officers--the minority, we
+assuredly believe. "No one can doubt," says Dr Fergusson, "that for
+infamous crimes there ought to be infamous punishments, and to them let
+the lash be restricted." Be it so, but then devise some plan by which the
+soldier, whose offence is so disgraceful as to need the most humiliating
+of chastisements, shall be thenceforward excluded from the army. When he
+leaves the hospital, let his discharge be handed to him. "A fine plan,
+indeed!" it will be said. "Men will incur a flogging every day to get out
+of the service." Doubtless they will, so long as service is unlimited. And
+this is one reason why short enlistments and abolition of corporal
+punishment should go together. Against desertion, transportation has
+hitherto been found an ineffectual remedy. If men were enlisted for seven
+years only, it would cease to be so. Few would then be sufficiently
+perverse to risk five or seven years' transportation in order to get rid
+of what remained of their period of service. To flog for drunkenness,
+however frequent the relapse, is an absurdity, for it usually drives the
+culprit to habits of increased intemperance, that he may forget the
+disgraceful punishment he has suffered. In war time, when in the field
+before the enemy, discipline should assume its most Spartan and inflexible
+aspect. The deserter, the mutineer, the confirmed marauder, to the
+provost-marshal and cord. For minor offences, there would be no difficulty
+in finding appropriate punishments; such as fines, imprisonment in irons,
+extra guards and pickets, fatigue-duty, and the like. No military
+offenders should be punished by the cat. It is in direct opposition to the
+spirit by which armies should be governed: a spirit of honour and
+self-respect.
+
+"The incorrigible deserter," says Dr Fergusson, "may be safely committed
+to penal service in the West Indies or the coast of Africa; and should the
+pseudo-philanthropists interfere with the cant of false humanity, let them
+be told that the best and bravest of our troops have too often been sent
+there, as to posts of honour and duty, from which they are hereafter to be
+saved by the substitution of the criminal and the worthless. The other
+nations of the Continent, who have not these outlets, conduct the
+discipline of their armies without flogging; and why should not we? They,
+it may be said, cultivate the point of honour. And does not the germ of
+pride and honour reside as well, and better, in the breast of the British
+soldier, distinguished, as he has ever been, for fidelity to his colours,
+obedience to his commanders, pride in his corps, and attachment to its
+very name?"
+
+Mr Marshall's history of punishments in the army is rather to be termed
+curious than useful. Agreeable it certainly cannot be considered, except
+by those persons, if such there be, who luxuriate in Fox's _Book of
+Martyrs_, or gloat over the annals of the Spanish Inquisition. It shows
+human ingenuity taxed to the utmost to invent new tortures for the
+soldier. The last adhered to, and, it may safely be said, the worst
+devised, is the lash; and we need look back but a very little way to find
+its infliction carried to a frightful extent. A thousand lashes used to be
+no unusual award; and it sometimes happened (frequently, Mr Marshall
+asserts, but this other information induces us to doubt) that a man who
+had been unable, with safety to his life, to receive the whole of the
+punishment at one time, was brought out again, as soon as his back was
+skinned over, to take the rest. At one time there was no limit to the
+number of lashes that a general court-martial might award. Mr Marshall
+says, that at Amboyna, in the year 1813 or 1814, he knew three men to be
+condemned to fifteen hundred lashes each. The whole punishment was
+inflicted. At Dinapore, on the 12th September 1825, a man was sentenced to
+nineteen hundred lashes, which sentence the commander-in-chief commuted to
+twelve hundred. Such sentences, however, were in direct contradiction to
+the general order of the 30th January 1807, by which "his Majesty was
+graciously pleased to express his opinion, that no sentence for corporal
+punishment should exceed one thousand lashes." In 1812, when the powers
+of a regimental court-martial had been limited to the infliction of three
+hundred lashes, "many old officers believed, and did not hesitate to say,
+that such limitation would destroy the discipline of the
+army."--(_Marshall_, p. 185.) We cannot put the same faith that Mr
+Marshall appears to do in the outrageous narratives of some of his
+authorities. It is impossible, for instance, to swallow such a tale as we
+find at page 267 of the _Military Miscellany_, of seventy men of one
+battalion being flogged on the line of march in one day. This, however, is
+only given as an _on dit_. Equally incredible is the story quoted from the
+book of a certain Sergeant Teesdale, of ten to twenty-five men being
+flogged daily for six weeks for coming dirty on parade; and another, which
+Mr Marshall tells, of _seventeen thousand_ lashes being for some time the
+monthly allowance of a regiment in India--the said regiment being, we are
+informed, treated very little worse than its neighbours. The articles of
+war, as they stand at the present day, restrict the award of corporal
+punishment, by a general court-martial, to two hundred lashes; by a
+district court-martial, to one hundred and fifty; and by a regimental
+court, to one hundred.
+
+We would put the question to any military man--even to the strongest
+advocate of flogging--what is the usual effect of corporal punishment on
+the soldier? Does it make or mar him, improve his character and correct
+his vices, or render him more reckless and abandoned than before? The
+conscientious answer would be, we are persuaded, that seldom is a good
+soldier made of a flogged man. "There is not an instance in a thousand,"
+says Dr Jackson, "where severe punishment (flogging is here referred to)
+has made a soldier what he ought to be; there are thousands where it has
+rendered those who were forgetful and careless, rather than vicious,
+insensible to honour, and abandoned to crime." But then the example is
+supposed, erroneously, as we believe, to be of good operation. We cannot
+admit that, to justify the practice of marking a man's shoulders with the
+ineffaceable stripes of disgrace.
+
+In speaking of corporal punishment, we have considered only its moral
+effect, and have not touched on the unnecessary and unequal amount of pain
+it occasions. Much might be said upon this head. "My first objection to
+flogging," says Sir Charles Napier, in his treatise "_On Military Law_,"
+published in 1837, "is, that it is torture,"--using the word, no doubt, in
+the sense of inhumanity, and meaning that more pain than is necessary is
+inflicted. Sir Charles's second objection is, that it is torture of a very
+unequal infliction--varying, of course, according to the strength of the
+drummers or others employed, to the rigour of the drum-major
+superintending their exertions, and to other circumstances. Mr Marshall
+tells us that different men suffer in very different degrees from
+punishment of like severity. Tall slender men, of a sanguine temperament,
+feel a flogging more severely than short, thickset ones; and instances
+have been known of soldiers succumbing under a sixth part of the
+punishment which others have borne and rapidly recovered from. The
+presence of a surgeon is in many cases no guarantee against a fatal
+result. "It is impossible to say what may be the effect of corporal
+infliction with more certainty than to predict the consequences of a
+surgical operation."--(_Military Miscellany_, p. 224.) "No medical officer
+can answer either for the immediate or ultimate consequences of this
+species of corporal punishment. Inflammation of the back, or general
+fever, may occur after a very moderate infliction, and may terminate
+fatally, notwithstanding the greatest diligence and attention on the part
+of a well-informed and conscientious surgeon."--(_Ibid._ p. 276.) Besides
+the reasons against corporal punishment above stated, Sir Charles Napier
+advances and supports by argument six others equally cogent. Gustavus
+Adolphus of Sweden, although he introduced into his army the species of
+flogging known as the gantlope or gauntlet, rarely had recourse to it,
+being persuaded that "such a disgrace cast a damp upon the soldier's
+vivacity, and did not well agree with the notions which a high spirit
+ought to entertain of honour." "Il ne faut point," says Kirckhoff, a
+medical officer in the army of the king of the Netherlands, quoted by Mr
+Marshall, "soumettre le soldat fautif a des punitions avilissantes. A quoi
+bon les coups de baton qu'on donne trop legerement au soldat, si ce n'est
+pour l'abrutir, et pour deshonorer le noble etat du defenseur de la
+patrie? Ce genre de punition deshonorant ne devrait etre reserve qu'aux
+laches et aux traitres; et des qu'une fois un militaire l'aurait subi, il
+faudrait l'exclure a jamais d'un ordre auquel les destins d'une nation
+sont confies; d'un ordre qui a pour base le courage, l'honneur, et toutes
+les vertus genereuses."
+
+It is singular that whilst such remarkable ingenuity has been exhibited in
+devising punishments for the soldier, so very little should have been
+displayed in the invention of rewards. Of these latter, the most
+legitimate and desirable are pensions and promotion. We would add a
+third--a military order of merit to be bestowed upon men distinguishing
+themselves by acts of gallantry, or by steady good conduct. Decorations of
+this kind--we are convinced of it by our observations on various foreign
+services--act as a strong incentive to the soldier. There exists in this
+country a prejudice against their adoption, principally because we are
+accustomed to see such rewards heaped without discrimination, and with a
+profusion that renders them worthless, upon the soldiers of foreign
+nations. There seems a natural tendency to the abuse of such institutions,
+and Napoleon might well shudder were he to rise from his grave and see his
+"Star of the Brave" dangling from the buttonhole of half the pamphleteers
+and national guardsmen of the French capital. In other countries the
+lavish profusion with which stars, crosses, riband-ends, and rosettes are
+bestowed, is enough to raise a suspicion of collusion between the royal
+donors and the jewellers and haberdashers of their dominions. But even
+when largely distributed, we believe them to act as a spur to the soldier.
+If there is a fear of England's becoming what we find so ridiculous in
+others, a country where the non-decorated amongst military men are the
+exception, let great caution be used in the bestowal of such honours. We
+now refer to an order of merit for the soldiers only. With officers we
+have at present nothing to do; although we shall be found upon occasion
+equally ready and willing to support their just claims. But they can plead
+their own cause, if not effectually, at least perseveringly, as the recent
+numerous letters in newspapers, and articles in military periodicals,
+claiming a decoration for Peninsular services, sufficiently prove. Such a
+decoration was certainly nobly deserved, but, if conceded at all, it
+should be given quickly, or its existence, it is to be feared, will be
+very brief. Our present business, however, is with the soldier--the humble
+private, the deserving non-commissioned officer.
+
+It is not unnatural that when tardy reflection comes to the thoughtless
+lad who has sold himself to unlimited military bondage, he should be
+anxious to know what provision is made for him when age or disease shall
+cause his services to be dispensed with. Inquiry or reference informs him,
+that should he be discharged after fourteen and under twenty-one years
+service, so far disabled as to be _unable to work_--this is a
+condition--he may be awarded the magnificent sum of from sixpence to
+eightpence a-day! Discharged under twenty-one years' service, as disabled
+for the army only, he may get a temporary pension of sixpence a-day for a
+period varying from one month to five years. Discharged by indulgence
+after twenty-five years, he may receive sixpence a-day. We have already
+remarked on the little heed taken by civilians in this country of the
+treatment and ordinances of the army. These statements will probably be
+new to most of our non-military readers, many of whom, we doubt not,
+entertain an absurd notion, that when a man has served his country well
+and faithfully during twenty-five years, or is dismissed, as unable to
+work, after fourteen years' servitude, he invariably finds a snug berth
+ready for him at Chelsea, or at least has a pension awarded to him
+tolerably adequate to supply him with the bare necessaries of life, and to
+keep him from begging or crossing-sweeping. As to the savings of soldiers
+out of their pay, facilitated though they now are by the establishment of
+savings' banks in the army, they can be but exceedingly small. A soldier's
+pay varies from thirteen to fifteen pence, according to the time he has
+served. Deduct from this the cost of his clothing, only a portion of which
+is supplied to him free of charge, and sixpence a-day for his rations of
+bread and meat, and what remains will frequently not exceed threepence
+a-day for tobacco, vegetables, coffee, and other small necessaries. The
+great difference between the pay, rations, and pensions of soldiers and
+sailors, is not generally known. Besides receiving rations far more
+abundant and varied, an able seaman gets thirty-four shillings per month
+of twenty-eight days, more than double the pay of a soldier under seven
+years' service. Seamen have a claim of right to be discharged after
+twenty-one years' service with a pension of one shilling to fourteen pence
+a-day. And, besides this, it must be remembered that a sailor may enlist
+for a short time, and at its expiration, or at any time that he is
+discharged, employment is open to him in the merchant service. But what is
+the soldier to do when dismissed from the army at forty years of age or
+upwards? "A very small number of men," says Mr Marshall, "are fit after
+forty years of age for the arduous duties of the service." Surely it may
+be claimed for our brave fellows that a more liberal system of pensioning
+be adopted. We do not lose sight of the necessity of economy in these days
+of heavy taxation; and before deciding on a plan, the matter should be
+well sifted and considered. But we have already expressed our conviction
+that limited service would of itself in various ways produce a pecuniary
+saving to the government. Adequate pensions would have other beneficial
+results. Mr Marshall throws out suggestions for a new scale of pensions,
+and declares his opinion, that no man who has served twenty-one years
+should receive a smaller allowance than a shilling a-day.
+
+"The more striking," he proceeds to say, "the honourable example of an old
+soldier enjoying his pension, the more likely is it to contribute to
+spread a military feeling in the neighbourhood. But to repay the retired
+soldier by a pension inadequate to his sustenance, must have the effect of
+consigning him to the workhouse, and of sinking him and the army in the
+estimation of the working class of the population; destroying all military
+feeling, and, whilst the soldier is serving, weakening those important
+aids to discipline--the cheerfulness and satisfaction which the prospect
+of a pension, after a definite period, inspires."
+
+We now come to a branch of our subject encompassed with peculiar
+difficulties, and that will be met with many objections; the present
+system of disposing of commissions in the army is too convenient and
+agreeable to a large and influential class of the community for it to be
+otherwise. The most important part of the proposed scheme of rewards is
+the bestowing of commissions upon sergeants. We are aware that, in the
+present constitution of the army, much may be urged against such a plan
+being carried out beyond an exceedingly limited extent. But most of the
+objections would, we think, be removed by the adoption and consequences of
+limited service, and by the extinction of corporal punishment. Others
+would disappear before a greater attention to the education of the
+soldier, and before some slight reductions in what are now erroneously
+considered the necessary expenses of officers.
+
+Constituted and regulated as the British army now is, the immediate
+consequences of enlistment to the young peasant or artisan of previous
+respectability is a total breach with his family. However good his
+previous character, the single fact of his entering what ought to be an
+honourable profession, excludes him from the society and good opinion of
+his nearest friends. Former associates shun and look coldly upon him, his
+female relatives are ashamed to be seen walking with him, often the door
+of his father's cottage or workshop is shut on his approach. The community
+in general, there is no dissembling the fact, look upon soldiers as a
+degraded class, and upon the recruit as a man consigned to evil company,
+to idleness and the alehouse, and perhaps to the ignominy of the lash. To
+brand an innocent man as criminal is the way to render him so. Avoided and
+despised, the young soldier, to whom bad example is not wanting, speedily
+comes to deserve the disreputable character which the mere assumption of a
+red coat has caused to be fixed upon him. So long as military service
+stands thus low in the opinion of the people, the army will have to
+recruit its ranks from the profligate and the utterly destitute, and the
+supply of respectable volunteers will be as limited as heretofore. At
+present, most young men of a better class whom a temporary impulse, or a
+predilection for the service, has induced to enlist, strain every nerve,
+when they awake to their real position, to raise funds for their
+discharge. In this their friends often aid them; and we have known
+instances of incredible sacrifices being made by the poor to snatch a son
+or brother from what they looked upon as the jaws of destruction. And thus
+is it that a large proportion of the respectable recruits are bought out
+after a brief period of service.
+
+Assuming limitation of service and the abolition of corporal punishment to
+have been conceded, the next thing demanding attention would be the
+education of the soldier. This has hitherto been sadly neglected,
+strangely so at a period and in a country where education of the people is
+so strongly and generally advocated. The schoolmaster is abroad, we are
+told--we should be glad to hear of his visiting the barrack-room. To no
+class of the population would a good plain education be more valuable than
+to the soldier, as a means of filling up his abundant leisure, of
+improving his moral condition, and preserving him from drunkenness and
+vice. How extraordinary that its advantages should so long have been
+overlooked, even by those to whom they ought to have been the most
+palpable. "Of two hundred and fourteen officers," Mr Marshall writes, "who
+returned answers to the following query, addressed to them by the General
+Commanding in Chief, in 1834, only two or three recommended intellectual,
+moral, or religious cultivation as a means of preventing crime:--'Are you
+enabled to suggest any means of restraining, or eradicating the propensity
+to drunkenness, so prevalent among the soldiery, and confessedly the
+parent of the majority of military crimes?' A great variety of penal
+enactments were recommended, but no one suggested the school master's
+drill but Sir George Arthur and the late Colonel Oglander. The colonel's
+words are:--'The only effectual corrective of this, as of every other
+vice, is a sound and rational sense of religion. This is the only true
+foundation of moral discipline. The establishment of libraries, and the
+system of _adult_ schools, would be useful in this view.'" To prevent crime
+is surely better than to punish it. Vast pains are taken with the merely
+military education of the soldier. A recruit is carefully drilled into the
+perpendicular, taught to handle his musket, mount his guards, clean his
+accoutrements--converted, in short, into an excellent automaton--and then
+he is dismissed as perfect, and left to lounge away, as best he may, his
+numerous hours of daily leisure. He has perhaps never been taught to read
+and write, or may possess those accomplishments but imperfectly. What more
+natural than to encourage, and, if necessary, to compel him to acquire
+them, together with such other useful scholarship as it may be desirable
+for him to possess? Education would be especially valuable under a system
+of limited service. The soldier, leaving the army when still a young man,
+would be better fitted than before he entered it, for any trade or
+occupation he might adopt. And when the lower classes found that military
+service was made a medium for the communication of knowledge, and that
+their sons, after seven years passed under the colours, were better able
+to get through the world advantageously and creditably than when they
+enlisted, the present strong prejudice against a soldier's life would
+rapidly become weakened, and finally disappear. The army would then be
+looked upon by poor men with large families as no undesirable resource
+for temporarily providing for one or two of their sons.
+
+It is certainly not creditable to this country, that in France, Prussia,
+Holland, and even in Russia--that land of the serf and the Cossack--greater
+pains are taken with the education of the soldier than in free and
+enlightened England. It has become customary to compare our navy with that
+of France, and when we are found to have a carronade or a cock-boat less
+than our friends across the water, a shout of indignation is forthwith set
+up by vigilant journalists and nervous naval officers. We heartily wish
+that it were equally usual to contrast our army with that of the
+French--not in respect of numbers, but of the attention paid to the
+education and moral discipline of the men. Every French regiment has two
+schools, a higher and a lower one. In the latter are taught reading,
+writing, and arithmetic; in the former, geography, book-keeping, the
+elements of geometry and fortification, and other things equally useful.
+The schools are managed by lieutenants, aided by non-commissioned
+officers; and sergeants recommended for commissions are required to pass
+an examination in the branches of knowledge there taught. It is well known
+that in the French service, as in most others, excepting the English, a
+proportion of the commissions is set aside for the sergeants. In the
+Prussian service there is a school in each battalion, superintended by a
+captain and three lieutenants, who receive additional pay for alternately
+taking a share in the instruction of the soldiers. "Non-commissioned
+officers," Mr Marshall informs us, "who wish to become officers, first
+undergo an examination in geography, history, simple mathematics, and the
+French and German languages. At the end of another year they are again
+examined in the same branches of knowledge, and also in algebra, military
+drawing, and fortification. If they pass this second examination, they
+become officers."
+
+How many of the young men, who, by virtue of interest or money, enter the
+British army as ensigns and cornets, would be found willing to devote even
+a small portion of their time to the instruction of the soldier? Very few,
+we fear. By the majority, the idea would be scouted as a bore, and as
+quite inconsistent with their dignity. Extra pay, however acceptable to
+the comparatively needy Prussian lieutenant, might be expected to prove an
+insufficient inducement in a service where it is frequently difficult to
+find a subaltern to accept the duties of adjutant. None can entertain a
+higher respect than we do for the gallant spirit and many excellent
+qualities of the present race of British officers; but we confess a wish
+that they would view their profession in a more serious light. Young men
+entering the army seemingly imagine, that the sole object of their so
+doing is to wear a well-made uniform, and dine at a pleasant mess; and
+that, once dismissed to their duty by the adjutant, they may fairly
+discard all idea of self-instruction and improvement. But war is an art,
+and therefore its principles can be acquired but by study. Our young
+officers too often neglect not only their military studies, but their
+mental improvement in other respects; forgetting that the most valuable
+part of a man's education is not that acquired at a public school before
+the age of eighteen, but that which he bestows upon himself after that
+age. The former is the foundation; the latter the fabric to be raised upon
+it. We have known instances of smart subs deft upon parade, brilliants in
+the ball-room, perfect models of a pretty soldier from plume to boot-heel,
+so supremely ignorant of the common business of life as to be unable to
+write a letter without a severe effort, or to draw a bill upon their
+agents when no one was at hand to instruct them in its form. It was but
+the other day that an officer related to us, that, being detached on an
+outpost in one of our colonies, he found himself in company with two
+brother subalterns, both most anxious to make a call upon their father's
+strong-box, but totally ignorant how to effect the same. Their spirit was
+very willing, but their pen lamentably weak; their exchequer was
+exhausted, and in their mind's-eye the paternal coffers stood invitingly
+open; but nevertheless they sat helpless, ruefully contemplating oblong
+slips of blank paper, until our friend, whose experience as a man of
+business was somewhat greater, extricated them from their painful dilemma,
+by drawing up the necessary document at _thirty days' sight_. In this
+particular view, want of skill as a "pen and ink man" would probably not
+be regretted by those most interested in their sons; and doubtless many
+_governors_ would exclaim, as fervently as Lord Douglas in _Marmion_,
+
+ "Thanks to St Bothan, son of mine
+ Could never pen a written line!"
+
+Seriously speaking, a graver and more studious tone is wanted in our
+service. It is found in the military services of other countries. German
+and French officers take their calling far more _au serieux_ than do ours.
+They find abundant time for pleasure, but also for solitude and reading,
+and for attention to the improvement of the soldier. Dressing, dining, and
+cigars, and beating the pavements of a garrison town with his boot-heels,
+ought not to fill up the whole time of a subaltern officer. That in this
+country they usually do so, will be admitted by all who have had
+opportunities of observing young English officers in peace time. We could
+bring hosts of witnesses in support of our assertion, but will content
+ourselves with one whose competency to judge in such matters will not be
+disputed. The following passages are from Major-General Sir George
+Arthur's "General Observations upon Military Discipline, and the
+Intellectual and Moral Improvement of both Officers and Soldiers."
+
+"I have said that education is essential, as well as moral character, and
+so it is. Look into the habits of the officers of almost every regiment in
+His Majesty's service--how are they formed? Do men study at all after they
+get commissions? Very far from it; unless an officer is employed in the
+field, his days are passed in mental idleness--his ordinary duties are
+carried on instinctively--there is no intellectual exertion. To discuss
+fluently upon women, play, horses, and wine, is, with some excellent
+exceptions, the ordinary range of mess conversation. In these matters lie
+the education of young officers, generally speaking, after entering the
+service."
+
+"If the officers were not seen so habitually walking in the streets in
+every garrison town, the soldiers would be less frequently found in
+public-houses."
+
+The influence of example is great, especially when exercised by those whom
+we are taught to look up to and respect. A change in the habits of
+officers will go far to produce one in those of their men. French
+officers, of whom we are sure that no British officer who has met them,
+either in the field or in quarters, will speak without respect, feel a
+pride and a pleasure in the instruction of the soldier, and take pains to
+induce him to improve his mind, holding out as an incentive the prospect
+of promotion. And such interest and solicitude produce, amongst other good
+effects, an affectionate feeling on the part of the soldier towards his
+superiors, which, far from interfering with discipline, makes him perform
+his duties, often onerous and painful, with increased zeal and good-will.
+For the want of this kindly sympathy between different ranks, and of the
+moral instruction which, by elevating their character, would go far to
+produce it, our soldiers are converted into mere machines, unable even to
+think, often forbidden so to do. We are convinced that attention to the
+education of the soldier, introduced simultaneously with short enlistments
+and abolition of flogging, would speedily create in the army of this
+country a body of non-commissioned officers, who, when promoted, would
+disgrace no mess-table in the service. With the prospect of the epaulet
+before them, they would strive to improve themselves, and to become fit
+society for the men of higher breeding and education with whom they hoped
+one day to be called upon to associate. For, if it be painful and
+unpleasant to a body of gentlemen to have a coarse and ill-mannered man
+thrust upon them, it is certainly not less so to the intruder, if he
+possess one spark of feeling, to find himself shunned and looked coldly
+upon by his new associates. The total abolition of corporal punishment is,
+we consider, a necessary preliminary to promotion from the ranks on an
+extensive scale. We were told four years ago, in the House of Commons,
+during a debate on the Mutiny bill, that there were then in the British
+army four colonels who were flogged men. Many will remember the story
+related in a recent military publication, of the old field-officer who,
+one day at the mess-table, or amongst a party of his comrades, declared
+himself in favour of corporal punishment, on the ground that he himself
+had never been worth a rush till he had taken his cool three hundred.
+During a long war, abounding in opportunities of distinction, and at a
+time when the lash was the universal punishment for nearly every offence,
+it is not surprising that here and there a flogged man got his commission.
+But, in our opinion, not only the circumstance of having been flogged, but
+the mere liability to so degrading an infliction, might plausibly be urged
+as an argument against promotion from the ranks. Let the lash, then, at
+once and totally disappear; replace torture by instruction, hold out
+judicious rewards instead of disgraceful punishment, appeal to the sense
+of honour of the man, instead of to the sense of pain of the brute; and,
+repudiating the harsh traditions of less enlightened days, lay it down as
+an axiom, that the British soldier can and will fight at least as well
+under a mild and generous system, as when the bloody thongs of the cat are
+suspended _in terrorem_ over him.
+
+The physical as well as moral training of the soldier should receive
+attention, as a means both of filling up his time, thereby keeping him
+from the alehouse, and of increasing his efficiency in the field. At
+present the marching qualities of our armies are very far inferior to
+their fighting ones. In the latter, they are surpassed by none--in the
+former, equal to few. And yet how important is it that troops should be
+able to perform long and rapid marches! The fate of a campaign, the
+destruction of an enemy's army, may, and often does depend upon a forced
+march. At that work there is scarcely an army in Europe worth the naming,
+but would beat us, at least at the commencement of a war, and until our
+soldiers had got their marching legs--a thing not done in a day, or
+without great loss and inconvenience by straggling. Foot-sore men are
+almost as great a nuisance and encumbrance to infantry, as sore-backed
+horses to dragoons. Our soldiers are better fed than those of most other
+countries, and to keep them in hard and serviceable condition they require
+more exercise than they get. French soldiers are encouraged to practice
+athletic exercises and games; running, quoit-playing, and fencing, the
+latter especially, are their constant pastimes. Most of them are expert
+swordsmen, no valueless accomplishment even to the man whose usual weapons
+are musket and bayonet, but one that in our infantry regiments is
+frequently neglected even by those whose only arm is the sword, namely,
+the officers. Surely the man who carries a sword should know how to use it
+in the most effectual manner. Let old officers say on whose side the
+advantage usually was in the sword duels that occurred when Paris was
+occupied by the Allies, and when the French officers, maddened by their
+reverses, sought opportunities of picking quarrels with their conquerors.
+The adjutant of a British foot regiment informed us, that on one occasion,
+not very long ago, at a review of his corps by an officer of high rank,
+the latter, after applauding the performances of the regiment, expressed a
+wish to see the officers do the sword exercise. In obedience to orders,
+the adjutant called the officers to the front. "I suppose, gentlemen,"
+said he, "that few of you know much about the sword exercise." His
+assumption was not contradicted. "Probably, your best plan will be to
+watch the sergeant-major and myself." And accordingly adjutant and
+sergeant-major placed themselves in front of each flank, and the officers,
+looking to them as fuglemen, went through their exercise with great
+delicacy and tolerable correctness, to the perfect satisfaction of the
+inspecting general, who probably was not disposed to be very captious. But
+we are digressing from the subject of the soldier's occupations. In
+France, let a military work be required--a wall, road, or
+fortification--and the soldiers slip into their working dresses, and
+labour at it with a good will produced by additional pay. Thus were the
+forts and vast wall now surrounding Paris run up in wonderfully short time
+by the exertions of the soldiery. In all German garrison towns, we
+believe--certainly in all that we have visited--is found an Exercitiums
+Platz, a field or plot of ground with bars, poles, and other gymnastic
+contrivances, reserved for the troops, who are frequently to be seen
+there, amusing themselves, and improving their strength and activity of
+body. We are aware of nothing of this kind in our service, beyond a rare
+game at cricket, got up by the good-nature of officers. As Dr Fergusson
+truly says, "of all European troops, our own appear to be the most
+helpless and listless in their quarters. Whilst the soldiers of other
+nations employ their leisure hours in fencing, gymnastics, and other
+exercises of strength, ours are lounging idle, or muddled, awaiting the
+hour of their unvaried meal, or the drum being beat for the daily
+parades." This might easily be altered. It needs but to be thought of,
+which hitherto it appears not to have been. No men are naturally more
+adapted and prone to manly exercises than the English. Give the soldier
+the opportunity, and he will gladly avail himself of it.
+
+Before closing this paper, a word or two on the equipment and dress of the
+army will not be out of place. We are glad to find the opinions we have
+long entertained on those subjects confirmed by a pithy and pointed
+chapter in Dr Fergusson's book. The externals of the army have of late
+been much discussed, and have undergone certain changes, scarcely
+deserving the name of improvements. In regulating such matters, three
+objects should be kept in view, and their pursuit never departed from;
+lightness on the march, protection from the weather, ease of movement. The
+attainment of these should be sought by every means; even by the
+sacrifice, if necessary, of what pleases the eye. The most heavily laden,
+the British soldier is in many respects the most inconveniently equipped,
+of all European men-at-arms. The covering of his head, the material and
+colour of his belts, the very form of the foot-soldier's overalls, cut
+large over the shoe, as if on purpose to become dirty and draggled on the
+march, seem selected with a view to occasion him as much uncomfort and
+trouble as possible. Time was, when the soldier was compelled to powder
+his hair and wear a queue and tight knee breeches, like a dancing master
+or a French marquis of the _ancien regime_. For the sweeping away of such
+absurdities, which must have been especially convenient and agreeable in a
+bivouac; we may thank the Duke of York; but much as has been done, there
+is much more to do. And first as regards the unnecessarily heavy belts,
+the cumbersome and misplaced cartridge-box. Than the latter it would be
+difficult to devise any thing more inconvenient, as all who have seen
+British infantry in the field will admit. The soldier has to make a rapid
+advance, to pursue a flying enemy, to scud across fields, leap ditches or
+jump down banks when out skirmishing. At every spring or jump, bang goes
+the lumbering cartridge-box against his posteriors, until he is fain to
+use his hand to steady it, thereby of course greatly impeding his
+progress, the swiftness and ease of running depending in great measure on
+one arm, at least, being at liberty. And then the belts, what an
+unnecessary mass of leather is there, all bedaubed with the fictitious
+purity of chalk and water. When will the soldier cease to depend for
+cleanliness upon pipe-clay, justly styled by Dr Fergusson "as absurd and
+unwholesome a nuisance as ever was invented." Had the object been to give
+the utmost possible trouble to the infantry-man, no better means could
+have been devised than inflicting on him the belts at present used, of all
+others the most easily sullied and troublesome to clean. Let a black
+patent leather belt and rifleman's cartridge-box be adopted as the
+regulation for the whole of the British service. Light to carry,
+convenient in form, and easy to clean, it is the perfection of infantry
+equipment.
+
+There has recently been a great talk about hats, and various shocking bad
+ones have been proposed as a substitute for the old top-heavy shako.
+Without entering upon a subject that has already caused so much
+controversy, we would point attention to the light shako worn by the
+French troops in Algeria. Low, and slightly tapering in form, with a broad
+peak projecting horizontally, so as to shade the eyes without embarrassing
+the vision, which peaks that droop overmuch are apt to do, its
+circumference is of cloth, its crown of thick leather painted white. The
+general effect is good, conveying an idea of lightness and convenience,
+both of which this head-dress certainly possesses; and it appears to us
+that a hint might be taken from it, at any rate, for our troops in India,
+and other hot climates. As to fur caps a yard high, and similar
+nonsensical exhibitions, we can only say that the sooner they are done
+away with, the better for the credit of those who have it in their power
+to abolish such gross absurdities. With regard to coats, "I advance no
+pretensions," says Dr Fergusson, "to fancy or taste in military dress, but
+I ought to know what constitutes cover and protection to the human frame,
+and amongst these the swallow-tailed coat of the infantry, pared away as
+it is to an absurdity, holds no place. If health and protection were the
+object, the coat should be of round cut, to cover the thighs as low as the
+knees, with body of sufficient depth to support the unprotected flanks and
+abdomen of the wearer." In the French service, frock-coats have of late
+been universally adopted. We should prefer a tailed coat of greater
+amplitude of skirt and depth of body than the one in present use; for it
+is certain, and will be acknowledged by all who have performed marches and
+pedestrian excursions, that the skirts of a frock-coat flapping against
+the front of the thighs, more or less impede motion and add to fatigue.
+
+Although the form of a soldier's dress is important, for it may make a
+considerable difference in his health and comfort, its colour and
+ornamental details are a very secondary consideration. It were absurd to
+doubt that a British soldier would fight equally well, whatever the tint
+of the cloth that covered his stalwart arm and stout heart. Strip him
+to-morrow of his scarlet, and he will do his devoir as nobly in the white
+jacket of the Austrian grenadier or the brown one of the Portuguese
+_cazador_. Such matters, it will be said, may be left to army tailors and
+pet colonels of fancy regiments, in conclave assembled. Nevertheless it is
+a subject that should not entirely be passed over. Soldiers are apt to
+look with disgust and contempt upon equipments that are tawdry and
+unserviceable, or that give them unnecessary trouble. They should be
+gravely, soberly, and usefully clad, in the garb that may be found most
+comfortable and durable in the field, not in that which most flatters the
+eye on a Hounslow or Hyde Park parade. Dr Fergusson is amusing enough upon
+the subject of hussar pelisses and such-like foreign fooleries.
+
+"The first time I ever saw a hussar, or hulan, was at Ghent, in Flanders,
+then an Austrian town; and when I beheld a richly decorated pelisse
+waving, empty sleeves and all, from his shoulder, I never doubted that the
+poor man must have been recently shot through the arm; a glance, however,
+upon a tightly braided sleeve underneath, made it still more
+unaccountable; and why he should not have had an additional pair of richly
+ornamental breeches dangling at his waist, as well as a jacket from his
+shoulders, has, I confess, puzzled me from that time to the present; it
+being the first rule of health to keep the upper portion of the body as
+cool, and the lower as warm as possible."
+
+The doctor further disapproves of scarlet as a colour for uniform, because
+"a man clothed in scarlet exhibits the dress of a mountebank rather than
+of a British warrior going forth to fight the battles of his country," and
+also "because it is the worst adapted for any hard work of all the
+colours, as it immediately becomes shabby and tarnished on being exposed
+to the weather; and a single wet night in the bivouac spoils it
+completely." Here we must differ from the doctor. The chief advantage of
+scarlet, we have always considered, and we believe the same opinion to be
+generally held by military men, is that it looks well longer, gets white
+and shabby later, than a darker colour. The preparation of the cloth and
+mode of dyeing, may, however, have been improved since Dr Fergusson's
+period of service. With regard to the colour, there is a popular prejudice
+in its favour, associating it as most persons do, from childhood upwards,
+with ideas of glory and victory. Had our uniform been yellow for the same
+period that it has been red, we should have attached those ideas to the
+former colour; but that would be no reason for continuing to dress
+soldiers like canary birds. Apart from association, scarlet is unmilitary,
+first, because it is tawdry; and, secondly, as rendering the soldier, when
+isolated, an easier mark than a less glaring colour. We doubt also, if it
+would harmonize well with the black belts, which we desire to see adopted;
+and on these various accounts we must give our vote in favour of the sober
+blue of the Prussians, assuredly no un-British colour, and one already in
+use for many of our cavalry regiments. The Portuguese troops, as they are
+now uniformed, or were, when last we saw them, offer no bad model in this
+respect. Blue coats and dark grey trousers are the colours of their line
+regiments, and these we should like to see adopted in our service,
+preserving always the green for the rifles, who ought to be ten times as
+numerous as they are, as we shall discover whenever we come to a brush
+with the Yankees, or with our old and gallant opponent, Monsieur
+Nong-tong-paw. One would have thought that the picking off of our officers
+at New Orleans, and on other occasions, and the stinging practice of
+French tirailleurs during the last war, would have taught our military
+rulers a lesson in this respect; but the contrary seems the case, and on
+we go at the old jog-trot, heavy men, heavy equipments, and slow march,
+whilst seven-eighths of the French army are practically light infantry,
+and it is only the other day that they raised ten new regiments of
+sharpshooters, the Chasseurs de Vincennes, or some such name, little light
+active riflemen, trained to leap and to march for leagues at double quick,
+and who would scamper round a ten acre field whilst a heavy British
+grenadier went through his facings. The cool steadiness and indomitable
+pluck of our fellows has hitherto carried the day, and will doubtless do
+it again when the time comes, but it would be done with greater ease and
+less loss if we could condescend to fight our enemy rather more with his
+own weapons. _Fas est ab hoste doceri_, is a maxim oftener quoted than
+acted upon. But to return to uniforms. The scarlet might be reserved for
+the guards--it has always been a guardsman's colour--the blue given to the
+line, the green kept for the rifles; black belts on rifle plan for all.
+And above all, if it can be done without too great annoyance to tailors,
+amateur and professional, deliver us from braided pelisses, bearskin caps,
+crimson pantaloons, and all such costly and unserviceable fopperies. Spend
+money on the well-being of the soldier, rather than on the smartness of
+his uniform; cut down frippery, and increase comfort. Attend less to the
+glitter of externals, and more to that moral and intellectual cultivation,
+which will convert men now treated as machines, into reasoning and
+reasonable creatures, and valuable members of society.
+
+
+
+
+MY COLLEGE FRIENDS. NO. IV.
+
+CHARLES RUSSELL, THE GENTLEMAN-COMMONER.
+
+
+CHAP. I.
+
+"Have you any idea who that fresh gentleman-commoner is?" said I to
+Savile, who was sitting next to me at dinner, one day soon after the
+beginning of term. We had not usually in the college above three or four
+of that privileged class, so that any addition to their table attracted
+more attention than the arrival of the vulgar herd of freshmen to fill up
+the vacancies at our own. Unless one of them had choked himself with his
+mutton, or taken some equally decided mode of making himself an object of
+public interest, scarcely any man of "old standing" would have even
+inquired his name.
+
+"Is he one of our men?" said Savile, as he scrutinized the party in
+question. "I thought he had been a stranger dining with some of them.
+Murray, you know the history of every man who comes up, I believe--who is
+he?"
+
+"His name is Russell," replied the authority referred to; "Charles
+Wynderbie Russell; his father's a banker in the city: Russell and Smith,
+you know, ---- Street."
+
+"Ay, I dare say," said Savile; "one of your rich tradesmen; they always
+come up as gentlemen-commoners, to show that they have lots of money: it
+makes me wonder how any man of decent family ever condescends to put on a
+silk gown." Savile was the younger son of a poor baronet, thirteenth in
+descent, and affected considerable contempt for any other kind of
+distinction.
+
+"Oh!" continued Murray, "this man is by no means of a bad family: his
+father comes of one of the oldest houses in Dorsetshire, and his mother,
+you know, is one of the Wynderbies of Wynderbie Court--a niece of Lord De
+Staveley's."
+
+"_I_ know!" said Savile; "nay, I never heard of Wynderbie Court in my
+life; but I dare say _you_ know, which is quite sufficient. Really,
+Murray, you might make a good speculation by publishing a genealogical
+list of the undergraduate members of the university--birth, parentage,
+family connexions, governors' present incomes, probable expectations, &c.,
+&c. It would sell capitally among the tradesmen--they'd know exactly when
+it was safe to give credit. You could call it _A Guide to Duns_."
+
+"Or a _History of the_ Un-_landed Gentry_," suggested I.
+
+"Well, he is a very gentleman-like looking fellow, that Mr Russell, banker
+or not," said Savile, as the unconscious subject of our conversation left
+the hall; "I wonder who knows him?"
+
+The same question might have been asked a week--a month after this
+conversation, without eliciting any very satisfactory answer. With the
+exception of Murray's genealogical information--the correctness of which
+was never doubted for a moment, though how or where he obtained this and
+similar pieces of history, was a point on which he kept up an amusing
+mystery--Russell was a man of whom no one appeared to know any thing at
+all. The other gentlemen-commoners had, I believe, all called upon him, as
+a matter of courtesy to one of their own limited mess; but in almost every
+case it had merely amounted to an exchange of cards. He was either out of
+his rooms, or "sporting oak;" and "Mr C. W. Russell," on a bit of
+pasteboard, had invariably appeared in the note-box of the party for whom
+the honour was intended, on their return from their afternoon's walk or
+ride. Invitations to two or three wine-parties had followed, and been
+civilly declined. It was at one of these meetings that he again became the
+subject of conversation. We were a large party, at a man of the name of
+Tichborne's rooms, when some one mentioned having met "the Hermit," as
+they called him, taking a solitary walk about three miles out of Oxford
+the day before.
+
+"Oh, you mean Russell," said Tichborne: "well, I was going to tell you, I
+called on him again this morning, and found him in his rooms. In fact, I
+almost followed him in after lecture; for I confess I had some little
+curiosity to find out what he was made of."
+
+"And did you find out?"--"What sort of a fellow is he?" asked half-a-dozen
+voices at once; for, to say the truth, the curiosity which Tichborne had
+just confessed had been pretty generally felt, even among those who
+usually affected a dignified disregard of all matters concerning the
+nature and habits of freshmen.
+
+"I sat with him for about twenty minutes; indeed, I should have staid
+longer, for I rather liked the lad; but he seemed anxious to get rid of
+me. I can't make him out at all, though. I wanted him to come here
+to-night, but he positively would not, though he didn't pretend to have
+any other engagement: he said he never, or seldom, drank wine."
+
+"Not drink wine!" interrupted Savile. "I always said he was some low
+fellow!"
+
+"I have known some low fellows drink their skins full of wine, though;
+especially at other men's expense," said Tichborne, who was evidently not
+pleased with the remark; "and Russell is _not_ a low fellow by any means."
+
+"Well, well," replied Savile, whose good-humour was imperturbable--"if you
+say so, there's an end of it: all I mean to say is, I can't conceive any
+man not drinking wine, unless for the simple reason that he prefers brandy
+and water, and that I _do_ call low. However, you'll excuse my helping
+myself to another glass of this particularly good claret, Tichborne,
+though it _is_ at your expense: indeed, the only use of you
+gentlemen-commoners, that I am aware of, is to give us a taste of the
+senior common-room wine now and then. They do manage to get it good there,
+certainly. I wish they would give out a few dozens as prizes at
+collections; it would do us a great deal more good than a Russia-leather
+book with the college arms on it. I don't know that I shouldn't take to
+reading in that case."
+
+"Drink a dozen of it, old fellow, if you can," said Tichborne. "But really
+I am sorry we couldn't get Russell here this evening; I think he would be
+rather an acquisition, if he could be drawn out. As to his not drinking
+wine, that's a matter of taste; and he is not very likely to corrupt the
+good old principles of the college on that point. But he must please
+himself."
+
+"What does he do with himself?" said one of the party--"read?"
+
+"Why, he didn't _talk_ about reading, as most of our literary freshmen do,
+which might perhaps lead one to suppose he really was something of a
+scholar; still, I doubt if he is what you call a reading man; I know he
+belongs to the Thucydides lecture, and I have never seen him there but
+once."
+
+"Ah!" said Savile, with a sigh, "that's another privilege of yours I had
+forgotten, which is rather enviable; you can cut lectures when you like,
+without getting a thundering imposition. Where does this man Russell
+live?"
+
+"He has taken those large rooms that Sykes used to have, and fitted up so
+capitally; they were vacant, you remember, the last two terms; I had some
+thought of moving into them myself, but they were confoundedly expensive,
+and I didn't think it worth while. They cost Sykes I don't know how much,
+in painting and papering, and are full of all sorts of couches, and easy
+chairs, and so forth. And this man seems to have got two or three good
+paintings into them; and, altogether, they are now the best rooms in
+college, by far."
+
+"Does he mean to hunt?" asked another.
+
+"No, I fancy not," replied our host: "though he spoke as if he knew
+something about it; but he said he had no horses in Oxford."
+
+"Nor any where else, I'll be bound; he's a precious slow coach, you may
+depend upon it." And with this decisive remark, Mr Russell and his affairs
+were dismissed for the time.
+
+A year passed away, and still, at the end of that time--(a long time it
+seemed in those days)--Russell was as much a stranger in college as ever.
+He had begun to be regarded as a rather mysterious person. Hardly two men
+in the college agreed in their estimate of his character. Some said he was
+a natural son--the acknowledged heir to a large fortune, but too proud to
+mix in society, under the consciousness of a dishonoured birth. But this
+suspicion was indignantly refuted by Murray, as much on behalf of his own
+genealogical accuracy, as for Russell's legitimacy,--he was undoubtedly
+the true and lawful son and heir of Mr Russell the banker, of ---- Street.
+Others said he was poor; but his father was reputed to be the most wealthy
+partner in a wealthy firm, and was known to have a considerable estate in
+the west of England. There were not wanting those who said he was
+"eccentric,"--in the largest sense of the term. Yet his manners and
+conduct, as far as they came within notice, were correct, regular, and
+gentlemanly beyond criticism. There was nothing about him which could
+fairly incur the minor charge of being odd. He dressed well, though very
+plainly; would converse freely enough, upon any subject, with the few men
+who, from sitting at the same table, or attending the same lectures, had
+formed a doubtful sort of acquaintance with him; and always showed great
+good sense, a considerable knowledge of the world, and a courtesy, and at
+the same time perfect dignity of manner, which effectually prevented any
+attempt to penetrate, by jest or direct question, the reserve in which he
+had chosen to inclose himself. All invitations he steadily refused; even
+to the extent of sending an excuse to the dean's and tutors' breakfast
+parties, to their ineffable disgust. Whether he read hard, or not, was
+equally a secret. He was regular in his attendance at chapel, and
+particularly attentive to the service; a fact which by no means tended to
+lower him in men's estimation, though in those days more remarkable than,
+happily, it would be now. At lectures, indeed, he was not equally
+exemplary, either as to attendance or behaviour; he was often absent when
+asked a question, and not always accurate when he replied; and
+occasionally declined translating a passage which came to his turn, on the
+ground of not having read it. Yet his scholarship, if not always strictly
+accurate, had a degree of elegance which betokened both talent and
+reading; and his taste was evidently naturally good, and classical
+literature a subject of interest to him. Altogether, it rather piqued the
+vanity of those who saw most of him, that he would give them no
+opportunity of seeing more; and many affected to sneer at him, as a
+"_muff_," who would have been exceedingly flattered by his personal
+acquaintance. Only one associate did Charles Russell appear to have in the
+university; and this was a little greenish-haired man in a scholar's gown,
+a perfect contrast to himself in appearance, whose name or college no man
+knew, though some professed to recognise him as a Bible-clerk of one of
+the smallest and most obscure of the halls.
+
+Attempts were made to pump out of his scout some information as to how
+Russell passed his time: for, with the exception of a daily walk,
+sometimes with the companion above mentioned, but much oftener alone, and
+his having been seen once or twice in a skiff on the river, he appeared
+rarely to quit his own rooms. Scouts are usually pretty communicative of
+all they know--and sometimes a great deal more--about the affairs of their
+many masters; and they are not inclined in general to hold a very high
+opinion of those among "their gentlemen" who, like Russell, are
+behind-hand in the matter of wine and supper parties--their own
+perquisites suffering thereby. But Job Allen was a scout of a thousand.
+His honesty and integrity made him quite the "_rara avis_" of his
+class--_i.e._, a _white_ swan amongst a flock of black ones. Though
+really, since I have left the university, and been condemned to
+house-keeping, and have seen the peculation and perquisite-hunting
+existing pretty nearly in the same proportion amongst ordinary
+servants--and the higher you go in society the worse it seems to
+be--without a tittle of the activity and cleverness displayed by a good
+college scout, who provides supper and etceteras for an extemporary party
+of twenty or so at an hour's notice, without starting a difficulty or
+giving vent to a grumble, or neglecting any one of his other multifarious
+duties, (further than perhaps borrowing for the service of the said
+supper, some hard-reading freshman's whole stock of knives, and leaving
+him to spread his nocturnal bread and butter with his fingers;) since I
+have been led to compare this with the fuss and fidget caused in a
+"well-regulated family" among one's own lazy vagabonds by having an extra
+horse to clean, or by a couple of friends arriving unexpectedly to dinner,
+when they all stare at you as if you were expecting impossibilities, I
+have nearly come to the conclusion that college servants, like hedgehogs,
+are a grossly calumniated race of animals--wrongfully accused of getting
+their living by picking and stealing, whereas they are in fact rather more
+honest than the average of their neighbours. It is to be hoped that, like
+the hedgehogs, they enjoy a compensation in having too thick skins to be
+over-sensitive. At all events, Job Allen was an honest fellow. He had been
+known to expostulate with some of his more reckless masters upon the
+absurdities of their goings-on; and had more than once had a commons of
+bread flung at his head, when taking the opportunity of symptoms of
+repentance, in an evident disrelish for breakfast, to hint at the slow but
+inevitable approach of "degree-day." Cold chickens from the evening's
+supper-party had made a miraculous reappearance at next morning's lunch or
+breakfast; half-consumed bottles of port seemed, under his auspices, to
+lead charmed lives. No wonder, then, there was very little information
+about the private affairs of Russell to be got out of Job Allen. He had
+but a very poor talent for gossip, and none at all for invention. "Mr
+Russell's a very nice, quiet sort of gentleman, sir, and keeps his-self
+pretty much to his-self." This was Job's account of him; and, to curious
+enquirers, it was provoking both for its meagreness and its truth. "Who's
+his friend in the rusty gown, Job?" "I thinks, sir, his name's Smith." "Is
+Mr Russell going up for a class, Job?" "I can't say indeed, sir." "Does he
+read hard?" "Not over-hard I think, sir." "Does he sit up late, Job?" "Not
+over-late, sir." If there was any thing to tell, it was evident Job would
+neither commit himself nor his master.
+
+Russell's conduct was certainly uncommon. If he had been the son of a poor
+man, dependent for his future livelihood on his own exertions, eking out
+the scanty allowance ill-spared by his friends by the help of a
+scholarship or exhibition, and avoiding society as leading to necessary
+expense, his position would have been understood, and even, in spite of
+the prejudices of youthful extravagance, commended. Or if he had been a
+hard-reading man from choice--or a stupid man--or a "saint"--no one would
+have troubled themselves about him or his proceedings. But Russell was a
+gentleman-commoner, and a man who had evidently seen something of the
+world; a rich man, and apparently by no means of the character fitted for
+a recluse. He had dined once with the principal, and the two or three men
+who had met him there were considerably surprised at the easy gracefulness
+of his manners, and his information upon many points usually beyond the
+range of undergraduates: at his own table, too, he never affected any
+reserve, although, perhaps from a consciousness of having virtually
+declined any intimacy with his companions, he seldom originated any
+conversation. It might have been assumed, indeed, that he despised the
+society into which he was thrown, but that his bearing, so far from being
+haughty or even cold, was occasionally marked by apparent dejection. There
+was also, at times, a breaking out as it were of the natural spirits of
+youth, checked almost abruptly; and once or twice he had betrayed an
+interest in, and a knowledge of, field-sports and ordinary amusements,
+which for the moment made his hearers fancy, as Tichborne said, that he
+was "coming out." But if, as at first often happened, such conversations
+led to a proposal for a gallop with the harriers, or a ride the next
+afternoon, or a match at billiards, or even an invitation to a quiet
+breakfast party--the refusal, though always courteous--and sometimes it
+was fancied unwilling--was always decided. And living day by day within
+reach of that close companionship which similarity of age, pursuits, and
+tastes, strengthened by daily intercourse, was cementing around him,
+Charles Russell, in his twentieth year, in a position to choose his own
+society, and qualified to shine in it, seemed to have deliberately adopted
+the life of a recluse.
+
+There were some, indeed, who accounted for his behaviour on the ground of
+stinginess; and it was an opinion somewhat strengthened by one or two
+trifling facts. When the subscription-list for the College boat was handed
+to him, he put his name down for the minimum of one guinea, though Charley
+White, our secretary, with the happy union of impudence and "soft sawder"
+for which he was remarkable, delicately drew his attention to the fact,
+that no other gentleman-commoner had given less than five. Still it was
+not very intelligible that a man who wished to save his pocket, should
+choose to pay double fees for the privilege of wearing a velvet cap and
+silk gown, and rent the most expensive set of rooms in the college.
+
+It happened that I returned one night somewhat late from a friend's rooms
+out of college, and had the satisfaction to find that my scout, in an
+unusually careful mood, had shut my outer "oak," which had a spring lock,
+of which I never by any chance carried the key. It was too late to send
+for the rascal to open it, and I was just planning the possibility of
+effecting an entrance at the window by means of the porter's ladder, when
+the light in Russell's room caught my eye, and I remembered that, in the
+days of their former occupant, our keys used to correspond, very much to
+our mutual convenience. It was no very great intrusion, even towards one
+in the morning, to ask a man to lend you his door-key, when the
+alternative seemed to be spending the night in the quadrangle: so I walked
+up his staircase, knocked, was admitted, and stated my business with all
+proper apologies. The key was produced most graciously, and down I went
+again--unluckily two steps at a time. My foot slipped, and one grand
+rattle brought me to the bottom: not head first, but feet first, which
+possibly is not quite so dangerous, but any gentleman who has tried it
+will agree with me that it is sufficiently unpleasant. I was dreadfully
+shaken; and when I tried to get up, found it no easy matter. Russell, I
+suppose, heard the fall, for he was by my side by the time I had collected
+my ideas. I felt as if I had skinned myself at slight intervals all down
+one side; but the worst of it was a sprained ankle. How we got up-stairs
+again I have no recollection; but when a glass of brandy had brought me to
+a little, I found myself in an easy-chair, with my foot on a stool,
+shivering and shaking like a wet puppy. I staid there a fortnight, (not in
+the chair, reader, but in the rooms;) and so it was I became intimately
+acquainted with Charles Russell. His kindness and attention to me were
+excessive; I wished of course to be moved to my own rooms at once, but he
+would not hear of it; and as I found every wriggle and twist which I gave
+quite sufficiently painful, I acceded to my surgeon's advice to remain
+where I was.
+
+It was not a very pleasant mode of introduction for either party. Very few
+men's acquaintance is worth the pains of bumping all the way downstairs
+and spraining an ankle for: and for a gentleman who voluntarily confines
+himself to his own apartment and avoids society, to have another party
+chummed in upon him perforce, day and night, sitting in an armchair, with
+a suppressed groan occasionally, and an abominable smell of hartshorn--is,
+to say the least of it, not the happiest mode of hinting to him the evils
+of solitude. Whether it was that the one of us, compelled thus against his
+will to play the host, was anxious to show he was no churl by nature, and
+the other, feeling himself necessarily in a great degree an intruder and a
+bore, put forth more zealously any redeeming social qualities he might
+possess; be this as it might, within that fortnight Russell and I became
+sincere friends.
+
+I found him, as I had expected, a most agreeable and gentlemanlike
+companion, clever and well informed, and with a higher and more settled
+tone of principles than is common to his age and position. But strongly
+contrasted with his usually cheerful manner, were sudden intervals of
+abstraction approaching to gloominess. In him, it was evidently not the
+result of caprice, far less of any thing approaching to affectation. I
+watched him closely, partly from interest, partly because I had little
+else to do, and became convinced that there was some latent cause of grief
+or anxiety at work. Once in particular, after the receipt of some letters,
+(they were always opened hurriedly, and apparently with a painful
+interest,) he was so visibly discomposed and depressed in spirits, that I
+ventured to express a hope that they had contained no distressing
+intelligence. Russell seemed embarrassed at having betrayed any unusual
+emotion, and answered in the negative; adding, that "he knew he was
+subject to the blues occasionally"--and I felt I could say no more. But I
+suppose I did not look convinced; for catching my eyes fixed on him soon
+afterwards, he shook my hand and said, "Something _has_ vexed me--I cannot
+tell you what; but I won't think about it again now."
+
+One evening, towards the close of my imprisonment, after a long and
+pleasant talk over our usual sober wind-up of a cup of coffee, some recent
+publication, tasteful, but rather expensive, was mentioned, which Russell
+expressed a wish to see. I put the natural question, to a man in his
+position who could appreciate the book, and to whom a few pounds were no
+consideration--why did he not order it? He coloured slightly, and after a
+moment's hesitation hurriedly replied, "Because I cannot afford it." I
+felt a little awkwardness as to what to say next; for the style of every
+thing round me betrayed a lavish disregard of expense, and yet the remark
+did not at all bear the tone of a jest. Probably Russell understood what
+was passing in my mind; for presently, without looking at me, he went on:
+"Yes, you may well think it a pitiful economy to grudge five guineas for a
+book like that, and indulge one's-self in such pompous mummery as we have
+here;" and he pushed down with his foot a massive and beautiful silver
+coffee-pot, engraved with half-a-dozen quarterings of arms, which, in
+spite of a remonstrance from me, had been blackening before the fire to
+keep its contents warm. "Never mind it," he continued, as I in vain put
+out my hand to save it from falling--"it won't be damaged; it will fetch
+just as much per ounce; and I really cannot afford to buy an inferior
+article." Russell's behaviour up to this moment had been rational enough,
+but at the moment a suspicion crossed my mind that "eccentricity," as
+applied to his case, might possibly, as in some other cases, be merely an
+euphonism for something worse. However, I picked up the coffee-pot, and
+said nothing. "You must think me very strange, Hawthorne; I quite forgot
+myself at the moment; but if you choose to be trusted with a secret, which
+will be no secret long, I will tell you what will perhaps surprise you
+with regard to my own position, though I really have no right to trouble
+you with my confidences." I disclaimed any wish to assume the right of
+inquiring into private matters, but at the same time expressed, as I
+sincerely felt, an interest in what was evidently a weight on my
+companion's mind. "Well, to say the truth," continued Russell, "I think it
+will be a relief to me to tell you how I stand. I know that I have often
+felt of late that I am acting a daily lie here, to all the men about me;
+passing, doubtless, for a rich man, when in truth, for aught I know, I and
+all my family are beggars at this moment." He stopped, walked to the
+window, and returned. "I am surrounded here by luxuries which have little
+right within a college's walls; I occupy a distinctive position which you
+and others are supposed not to be able to afford. I never can mix with any
+of you, without, as it were, carrying with me every where the
+superscription written--'This is a rich man.' And yet, with all this
+outward show, I may be a debtor to your charity for my bread to-morrow.
+You are astonished, Hawthorne; of course you are. I am not thus playing
+the hypocrite willingly, believe me. Had I only my own comfort, and my own
+feelings to consult, I would take my name off the college books to-morrow.
+How I bear the life I lead, I scarcely know."
+
+"But tell me," said I, "as you have told me so much, what is the secret of
+all this?"
+
+"I will; I was going to explain. My only motive for concealment, my only
+reason for even wishing you to keep my counsel, is, because the character
+and prospects of others are concerned. My father, as I dare say you know,
+is pretty well known as the head of the firm of Russell and Smith: he
+passes for a rich man, of course; he _was_ a rich man, I believe, once;
+and I, his only son and heir--brought up as I was to look upon money as a
+plaything--I was sent to college of course as a gentleman-commoner. I knew
+nothing, as a lad, of my father's affairs: there were fools enough to tell
+me he was rich, and that I had nothing to do but to spend his money--and I
+did spend it--ay, too much of it--yet not so much, perhaps, as I might.
+Not since I came here, Hawthorne; oh no!--not since I found out that it
+was neither his nor mine to spend--I have not been so bad as that, thank
+God. And if ever man could atone, by suffering, for the thoughtlessness
+and extravagance of early days, I have wellnigh paid my penalty in full
+already. I told you, I entered here as a gentleman-commoner; my father
+came down to Oxford with me, chose my rooms, sent down this furniture and
+these paintings from town--thank Heaven, I knew not what they
+cost--ordered a couple of hunters and a groom for me--those I stopped from
+coming down--and, in fact, made every preparation for me to commence my
+career with credit as to heir-apparent to a large fortune. Some suspicions
+that all was not right had crossed my mind before: certain conversations
+between my father and cold-looking men of business, not meant for my ear,
+and very imperfectly understood--for it appeared to be my father's object
+to keep me totally ignorant of all the mysteries of banking--an increasing
+tendency on his part to grumble over petty expenses which implied ready
+payment, with an ostentatious profusion in show and entertainments--many
+slight circumstances put together had given me a sort of vague alarm at
+times, which I shook off, as often as it recurred, like a disagreeable
+dream. A week after I entered college, a letter from my only sister opened
+my eyes to the truth. What I had feared was a temporary embarrassment--a
+disagreeable necessity for retrenchment, or, at the worst, a stoppage of
+payment, and a respectable bankruptcy, which would injure no one but the
+creditors. What she spoke of, was absolute ruin, poverty, and, what was
+worse, disgrace. It came upon me very suddenly--but I bore it. I am not
+going to enter into particulars about family matters to you,
+Hawthorne--you would not wish it, I know; let me only say, my sister Mary
+is an angel, and my father a weak-minded man--I will hope, not
+intentionally a dishonest one. But I have learnt enough to know that there
+are embarrassments from which he can never extricate himself with honour,
+and that every month, every week, that he persists in maintaining a
+useless struggle will only add misery to misery in the end. How long it
+may go on no one can say--but the end must come. My own first impulse was,
+of course, to leave this place at once, and so, at all events, to avoid
+additional expenses: but my father would not hear of it. I went to him,
+told him what I knew, though not how I had heard it, and drew from him a
+sort of confession that he had made some unfortunate speculations. But
+'only let us keep up appearances'--those were his words--a little while,
+and all would be right again, he assured me. I made no pretence of
+believing him; but, Hawthorne, when he offered to go on his knees to
+me--and I his only son--and promised to retrench in every possible method
+that would not betray his motives, if I would but remain at college to
+take my degree--'to keep up appearances'--what could I do?"
+
+"Plainly," said I, "you did right: I do not see that you had any
+alternative. Nor have you any right to throw away your future prospects.
+Your father's unfortunate embarrassments are no disgrace to you."
+
+"So said my sister. I knew her advice must be right, and I consented to
+remain here. _You_ know I lead no life of self-indulgence; and the
+necessary expenses, even as a gentleman-commoner, are less than you would
+suppose, unless you had tried matters as closely as I have."
+
+"And with our talents," said I.
+
+"My talents! I am conscious of but one talent at present: the faculty of
+feeling acutely the miserable position into which I have been forced. No,
+if you mean that I am to gain any sort of distinction by hard reading, it
+is simply what I cannot do. Depend upon it, Hawthorne, a man must have a
+mind tolerably at ease to put forth any mental exertion to good purpose.
+If this crash were once over, and I were reduced to my proper level in
+society--which will, I suppose, be pretty nearly that of a pauper--_then_
+I think I could work for my bread either with head or hands: but in this
+wretchedly false position, here I sit bitterly, day after day, with books
+open before me perhaps, but with no heart to read, and no memory but for
+one thing. You know my secret now, Hawthorne, and it has been truly a
+relief to me to unburden my mind to some one here. I am very much alone,
+indeed; and it is not at all my nature to be solitary: if you will come
+and see me sometimes, now that you know all, it will be a real kindness.
+It is no great pleasure, I assure you," he continued, smiling, "to be
+called odd, and selfish, and stingy, by those of one's own age, as I feel
+I must be called; but it is much better than to lead the life I might
+lead--spending money which is not mine, and accustoming myself to
+luxuries, when I may soon have to depend on charity even for necessaries.
+For my own comfort, it might be better, as I said before, that the crisis
+came at once: still, if I remain here until I am qualified for some
+profession, by which I may one day be able to support my sister--that is
+the hope I feed on--why, then, this sort of existence may be endured."
+
+Russell had at least no reason to complain of having disclosed his mind to
+a careless listener. I was moved almost to tears at his story: but,
+stronger than all other feelings, was admiration of his principles and
+character. I felt that some of us had almost done him irreverence in
+venturing to discuss him so lightly as we had often done. How little we
+know the heart of others, and how readily we prate about "seeing through"
+a man, when in truth what we see is but a surface, and the image conveyed
+to our mind from it but the reflection of ourselves!
+
+My intimacy with Russell, so strangely commenced, had thus rapidly and
+unexpectedly taken the character of that close connexion which exists
+between those who have one secret and engrossing interest confined to
+themselves alone. We were now more constantly together, perhaps, than any
+two men in college: and many were the jokes I had to endure in
+consequence. Very few of my old companions had ventured to carry their
+attentions to me, while laid up in Russell's rooms, beyond an occasional
+call at the door to know how I was going on; and when I got back to my old
+quarters, and had refused one or two invitations on the plea of having
+Russell coming to spend a quiet evening with me, their astonishment and
+disgust were expressed pretty unequivocally, and they affected to call us
+the exclusives. However, Russell was a man who, if he made few friends,
+gave no excuse for enemies: and, in time, my intimacy with him, and
+occasional withdrawals from general society in consequence, came to be
+regarded as a pardonable weakness--unaccountable, but past all help--a
+subject on which the would-be wisest of my friends shook their heads, and
+said nothing.
+
+I think this new connexion was of advantage to both parties. To myself it
+certainly was. I date the small gleams of good sense and sobermindedness
+which broke in upon my character at that critical period of life, solely
+from my intercourse with Charles Russell. He, on the other hand, had
+suffered greatly from the want of that sympathy and support which the
+strongest mind at times stands as much in need of as the weakest, and
+which in his peculiar position could only be purchased by an unreserved
+confidence. From any premeditated explanation he would have shrunk; nor
+would he ever, as he himself confessed, have made the avowal he did to me,
+except it had escaped him by a momentary impulse. But, having made it, he
+seemed a happier man. His reading, which before had been desultory and
+interrupted, was now taken up in earnest: and idly inclined as I was
+myself, I became, with the pseudo sort of generosity not uncommon at that
+age, so much more anxious for his future success than my own, that, in
+order to encourage him, I used to go to his rooms to read with him, and we
+had many a hard morning's work together.
+
+We were very seldom interrupted by visitors: almost the only one was that
+unknown and unprepossessing friend of Russell's who has been mentioned
+before--his own contradictory in almost every respect. Very uncouth and
+dirty-looking he was, and stuttered terribly--rather, it seemed, from
+diffidence than from any natural defect. He showed some surprise on the
+first two or three occasions in which he encountered me, and made an
+immediate attempt to back out of the room again: and though Russell
+invariably recalled him, and showed an evident anxiety to treat him with
+every consideration, he never appeared at his ease for a moment, and made
+his escape as soon as possible. Russell always fixed a time for seeing him
+again--usually the next day: and there was evidently some object in these
+interviews, into which, as it was no concern of mine, I never enquired
+particularly, as I had already been intrusted with a confidence rather
+unusual as the result of a few weeks' acquaintance; and on the subject of
+his friend--"poor Smith," as he called him--Russell did not seem disposed
+to be communicative.
+
+Time wore on, and brought round the Christmas vacation. I thought it due
+to myself, as all young men do, to get up to town for a week or two if
+possible; and being lucky enough to have an old aunt occupying a very dark
+house much too large for her, and who, being rather a prosy personage, a
+little deaf, and very opinionated, and therefore not a special object of
+attraction to her relations, (her property was merely a life-interest,)
+was very glad to get any one to come and see her--I determined to pay a
+visit, in which the score of obligations would be pretty equally balanced
+on both sides. On the one hand, the tete-a-tete dinners with the old lady,
+and her constant catechising about Oxford, were a decided bore to me;
+while it required some forbearance on her part to endure an inmate who
+constantly rushed into the drawing-room without wiping his boots, who had
+no taste for old china, and against whom the dear dog Petto had an
+unaccountable but decided antipathy. (Poor dog! I fear he was ungrateful:
+I used to devil spunge biscuit, internally, for him after dinner, kept a
+snuff-box more for his use than my own, and prolonged his life, I feel
+confident, at least twelve months from apoplexy, by pulling hairs out of
+his tail with a tweezer whenever he went to sleep.) On the other hand, my
+aunt had good wine, and I used to praise it; which was agreeable to both
+parties. She got me pleasant invitations, and was enabled herself to make
+her appearance in society with a live nephew in her suite, who in her eyes
+(I confess, reader, old aunts are partial) was a very eligible young man.
+So my visit, on the whole, was mutually agreeable and advantageous. I had
+my mornings to myself, gratifying the dowager occasionally by a drive with
+her in the afternoon; and we had sufficient engagements for our evenings
+to make each other's sole society rather an unusual infliction. It is
+astonishing how much such an arrangement tends to keep people the best
+friends in the world.
+
+I had attended my respectable relation one evening (or rather she had
+attended me, for I believe she went more for my sake than her own) to a
+large evening party, which was a ball in every thing but the name. Nearly
+all in the rooms were strangers to me; but I had plenty of introductions,
+and the night wore on pleasantly enough. I saw a dozen pretty faces I had
+never seen before, and was scarcely likely to see again--the proportion of
+ugly ones I forbear to mention--and was prepared to bear the meeting and
+the parting with equal philosophy, when the sight of a very familiar face
+brought different scenes to my mind. Standing within half-a-dozen steps of
+me, and in close conversation with a lady, of whom I could see little
+besides a cluster of dark curls, was Ormiston, one of our college tutors,
+and one of the most universally popular men in Oxford. It would be wrong
+to say I was surprised to see him there or any where else, for his roll of
+acquaintance was most extensive, embracing all ranks and degrees; but I
+was very glad to see him, and made an almost involuntary dart forward in
+his direction. He saw me, smiled, and put out his hand, but did not seem
+inclined to enter into any conversation. I was turning away, when a sudden
+movement gave me a full view of the face of the lady to whom he had been
+talking. It was a countenance of that pale, clear, intellectual beauty,
+with a shade of sadness about the mouth, which one so seldom sees but in a
+picture, but which, when seen, haunts the imagination and the memory
+rather than excites passionate admiration. The eyes met mine, and, quite
+by accident, for the thoughts were evidently pre-occupied, retained for
+some moments the same fixed gaze with which I almost as unconsciously was
+regarding them. There was something in the features which seemed not
+altogether unknown to me; and I was beginning to speculate on the
+possibility of any small heroine of my boyish admiration having shot up
+into such sweet womanhood--such changes soon occur--when the eyes became
+conscious, and the head was rapidly turned away. I lost her a moment
+afterwards in the crowd, and although I watched the whole of the time we
+remained, with an interest that amused myself, I could not see her again.
+She must have left the party early.
+
+So strong became the impression on my mind that it was a face I had known
+before, and so fruitless and tantalizing were my efforts to give it "a
+local habitation and a name"--that I determined at last to question my
+aunt upon the subject, though quite aware of the imputation that would
+follow. The worst of it was, I had so few tangible marks and tokens by
+which to identify my interesting unknown. However, at breakfast next
+morning, I opened ground at once, in answer to my hostess's remark that
+the rooms had been very full.
+
+"Yes, they were: I wanted very much, my dear aunt, to have asked you the
+names of all the people; but you really were so much engaged, I had no
+opportunity."
+
+"Ah! if you had come and sat by me, I could have told you all about them;
+but there were some very odd people there, too."
+
+"There was one rather interesting-looking girl I did not see dancing
+much--tallish, with pearl earrings."
+
+"Where was she sitting? how was she dressed?"
+
+I had only seen her standing--I never noticed--I hardly think I could have
+seen--even the colour of her dress.
+
+"Not know how she was dressed? My dear Frank, how strange!"
+
+"All young ladies dress alike now, aunt; there's really not much
+distinction: they seemed all black and white to me."
+
+"Certainly the balls don't look half so gay as they used to do: a little
+colour gives cheerfulness, I think." (The good old lady herself had worn
+crimson satin and a suite of chrysolites--if her theory were correct, she
+was enough to have spread a glow over the whole company.) "But let me
+see;--tall, with pearls, you say; dark hair and eyes?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"You must mean Lucy Fielding."
+
+"Nonsense, my dear Ma'am--I beg a thousand pardons; but I was introduced
+to Miss Fielding, and danced with her--she squints."
+
+"My dear Frank, don't say such a thing!--she will have half the
+Strathinnis property when she comes of age. But let me see again. Had she
+a white rose in her hair?"
+
+"She had, I think; or something like it."
+
+"It might have been Lord Dunham's youngest daughter, who is just come
+out--she was there for an hour or so."
+
+"No, no, aunt: I know her by sight too--a pale gawky thing, with an arm
+and hand like a prize-fighter's--oh no!"
+
+"Upon my word, my dear nephew, you young men give yourselves abominable
+airs: call her a very fine young woman, and I've no doubt she will marry
+well, though she hasn't much fortune. Was it Miss Cassilis, then?--white
+tulle over satin, looped with roses, with gold sprigs"----
+
+"And freckles to match: why, she's as old as"----; I felt myself on
+dangerous ground, and filled up the hiatus, I fear not very happily, by
+looking full at my aunt.
+
+"Not so very old, indeed, my dear: she refused a very good offer last
+season: she cannot possibly be above"--
+
+"Oh! spare the particulars, pray, my dear Ma'am; but you could not have
+seen the girl I mean: I don't think she staid after supper: I looked every
+where for her to ask who she was, but she must have been gone."
+
+"Really! I wish I could help you," said my aunt with a very insinuating
+smile.
+
+"Oh," said I, "what made me anxious to know who she was at the time, was
+simply that I saw her talking to an old friend of mine, whom you know
+something of, I believe; did you not meet Mr Ormiston somewhere last
+winter?"
+
+"Mr Ormiston! oh, I saw him there last night! and now I know who you mean;
+it must have been Mary Russell, of course; she did wear pearls, and plain
+white muslin."
+
+"Russell! what Russells are they?"
+
+"Russell the banker's daughter; I suppose nobody knows how many thousands
+she'll have; but she is a very odd girl. Mr Ormiston is rather committed
+in that quarter, I fancy. Ah, he's a very gentlemanly man, certainly, and
+an old friend of the family; but that match would never do. Why, he must
+be ten years older than she is, in the first place, and hasn't a penny
+that I know of except his fellowship. No, no; she refused Sir John Maynard
+last winter, with a clear twelve thousand a-year; and angry enough her
+papa was about that, every body says, though he never contradicts her; but
+she never will venture upon such a silly thing as a match with Mr
+Ormiston."
+
+"Won't she?" said I mechanically, not having had time to collect my
+thoughts exactly.
+
+"To be sure she won't," replied my aunt rather sharply. It certainly
+struck me that Mary Russell, from what her brother had told me, was a
+person very likely to show some little disregard of any conventional
+notions of what was, or what was not desirable in the matter of matrimony;
+but at the same time I inclined to agree with my aunt, that it was not
+very probable she would become Mrs Ormiston; indeed, I doubted any very
+serious intentions on his part. Fellows of colleges are usually somewhat
+lavish of admiration and attentions; but, as many young ladies know, very
+difficult to bring to book. Ormiston was certainly not a man to be
+influenced by the fortune which the banker's daughter might reasonably be
+credited with; if any thing made the matter seem serious, it was that his
+opinion of the sex in general--as thrown out in an occasional hint or
+sarcasm--seemed to border on a supercilious contempt.
+
+I did not meet Miss Russell again during my short stay in town; but two or
+three days after this conversation, in turning the corner of the street, I
+came suddenly upon Ormiston. I used to flatter myself with being rather a
+favourite of his--not from any conscious merit on my part, unless that,
+during the year of his deanship, when summoned before him for any small
+atrocities, and called to account for them, I never took up his time or my
+own by any of the usual somewhat questionable excuses, but awaited my
+fate, whether "imposition" or reprimand, in silence; a plan which, with
+him, answered very well, and saved occasionally some straining of
+conscience on one side, and credulity on the other. I tried it with his
+successor, who decided that I was contumacious, because, the first time I
+was absent from chapel, in reply to his interrogations I answered nothing,
+and upon his persevering, told him that I had been at a very late
+supper-party the night before. I think, then, I was rather a favourite of
+Ormiston's. To say that he was a favourite of mine would be saying very
+little; for there could have been scarcely a man in college, of any degree
+of respectability, who would not have been ready to say the same. No man
+had a higher regard for the due maintenance of discipline, or his own
+dignity, and the reputation of the college; yet nowhere among the seniors
+could the undergraduate find a more judicious or a kinder friend. He had
+the art of mixing with them occasionally with all the unreservedness of an
+equal, without for a moment endangering the respect due to his position.
+There was no man you could ask a favour of--even if it infringed a little
+upon the strictness of college regulations--so readily as Ormiston; and no
+one appeared to retain more thoroughly some of his boyish tastes and
+recollections. He subscribed his five guineas to the boat, even after a
+majority of the fellows had induced our good old Principal, whose annual
+appearance at the river-side to cheer her at the races had seemed almost a
+part of his office, to promulgate a decree to the purport that boat-racing
+was immoral, and that no man engaged therein should find favour in the
+sight of the authorities. Yet, at the same time, Ormiston could give grave
+advice when needed; and give it in such a manner, that the most
+thoughtless among us received it as from a friend. And whenever he did
+administer a few words of pointed rebuke--and he did not spare it when any
+really discreditable conduct came under his notice--they fell the more
+heavily upon the delinquent, because the public sympathy was sure to be on
+the side of the judge. The art of governing young men is a difficult one,
+no doubt; but it is surprising that so few take any pains to acquire it.
+There were very few Ormistons, in my time, in the high places in Oxford.
+
+On that morning, however, Ormiston met me with evident embarrassment, if
+not with coolness. He started when he first saw me, and, had there been a
+chance of doing so with decency, looked as if he would have pretended not
+to recognise me. But we were too near for that, and our eyes met at once.
+I was really very glad to see him, and not at all inclined to be content
+with the short "How d'ye do?" so unlike his usual cordial greetings, with
+which he was endeavouring to hurry on; and there was a little curiosity
+afloat among my other feelings. So I fairly stopped him with a few of the
+usual inquiries, as to how long he had been in town, &c., and then plunged
+at once into the affair of the ball at which we had last met. He
+interrupted me at once.
+
+"By the way," said he, "have you heard of poor Russell's business?"
+
+I actually shuddered, for I scarcely knew what was to follow. As
+composedly as I could, I simply said, "No."
+
+"His father is ruined, they say--absolutely ruined. I suppose _that_ is no
+secret by this time, at all events. He cannot possibly pay even a shilling
+in the pound."
+
+"I'm very sorry indeed to hear it," was all I could say.
+
+"But do you know, Hawthorne," continued Ormiston, taking my arm with
+something like his old manner, and no longer showing any anxiety to cut
+short our interview, "I am afraid this is not the worst of it. There is a
+report in the city this morning, I was told, that Mr Russell's character
+is implicated by some rather unbusinesslike transactions. I believe you
+are a friend of poor Russell's, and for that reason I mention it to you in
+confidence. He may not be aware of it; but the rumour is, that his father
+_dare_ not show himself again here: that he has left England I know to be
+a fact."
+
+"And his daughter? Miss Russell?" I asked involuntarily--"his children, I
+mean--where are they?"
+
+I thought Ormiston's colour heightened; but he was not a man to show much
+visible emotion. "Charles Russell and his sister are still in London," he
+replied; "I have just seen them. They know their father has left for the
+Continent; I hope they do _not_ know all the reasons. I am very sincerely
+sorry for young Russell; it will be a heavy blow to him, and I fear he
+will find his circumstances bitterly changed. Of course he will have to
+leave Oxford."
+
+"I suppose so," said I; "no one can feel more for him than I do. It was
+well, perhaps, that this did not happen in term time."
+
+"It spared him some mortification, certainly. You will see him, perhaps,
+before you leave town; he will take it kind. And if you have any influence
+with him--(he will be inclined to listen, perhaps just now, to you more
+than to me--being more of his own age, he will give you credit for
+entering into his feelings)--do try and dissuade him from forming any wild
+schemes, to which he seems rather inclined. He has some kind friends, no
+doubt; and remember, if there is any thing in which I can be of use to
+him, he shall have my aid--even to the half of my kingdom--that is, my
+tutorship."
+
+And with a smile and tone which seemed a mixture of jest and earnest, Mr
+Ormiston wished me good-morning. He was to leave for Oxford that night.
+
+Of Russell's address in town I was up to this moment ignorant, but
+resolved to find it out, and see him before my return to the University.
+The next morning, however, a note arrived from him, containing a simple
+request that I would call. I found him at the place from which he
+wrote--one of those dull quiet streets that lead out of the Strand--in
+very humble lodgings; his father's private establishment having been given
+up, it appeared, immediately. The moment we met, I saw at once, as I
+expected, that the blow which, to Ormiston, had naturally seemed so
+terrible a one--no less than the loss, to a young man, of the wealth,
+rank, and prospects in life to which he had been taught to look
+forward--had been, in fact, to Russell a merciful relief. The failure of
+that long-celebrated and trusted house, which was causing in the public
+mind, according to the papers, so much "consternation" and "excitement,"
+was to him a consummation long foreseen, and scarcely dreaded. It was only
+the shadow of wealth and happiness which he had lost now; its substance
+had vanished long since. And the conscious hollowness and hypocrisy, as he
+called it, of his late position, had been a far more bitter trial to a
+mind like his, than any which could result from its exposure. He was one
+to hail with joy any change which brought him back to truth and reality,
+no matter how rude and sudden the revulsion.
+
+He met me with a smile; a really honest, almost a light-hearted smile. "It
+is come at last, Hawthorne; perhaps it would be wrong, or I feel as if I
+could say, thank God. There is but one point which touches me at all; what
+do they say about my father?" I told him--fortunately, my acquaintance
+lying but little among men of business, I could tell him so honestly--that
+I had not heard a syllable breathed to his discredit.
+
+"Well, well; but they will, soon. Oh! Hawthorne; the utter misery, the
+curse that money-making brings with it! That joining house to house, and
+field to field, how it corrupts all the better part of a man's nature! I
+vow to you, I believe my father would have been an honest man if he had
+but been a poor one! If he had never had any thing to do with interest
+tables, and had but spent his capital, instead of trying to double and
+redouble it! One thing I have to thank him for; that he never would suffer
+me to imbibe any taste for business; he knew the evil and the pollution
+money-handling brings with it--I am sure he did; he encouraged me, I fear,
+in extravagance; but I bless him that he never encouraged me in
+covetousness."
+
+He grew a little calmer by degrees, and we sat down and took counsel as to
+his future plans. He was not, of course, without friends, and had already
+had many offers of assistance for himself and his sister; but his heart
+appeared, for the present, firmly bent upon independence. Much to my
+surprise, he decided on returning at once to Oxford, and reading for his
+degree. His sister had some little property settled upon her--some hundred
+and fifty pounds a-year; and this she had insisted on devoting to this
+purpose.
+
+"I love her too well," said Russell, "to refuse her: and trifling as this
+sum is,--I remember the time when I should have thought it little to keep
+me in gloves and handkerchiefs,--yet, with management, it will be more
+than I shall spend in Oxford. Of course, I play the gentleman-commoner no
+longer; I shall descend to the plain stuff gown."
+
+"You'll go to a hall, of course?" said I; for I concluded he would at
+least avoid the mortification of so palpable a confession of reduced
+circumstances as this degradation of rank in his old College would be.
+
+"I can see no occasion for it; that is, if they will allow me to change; I
+have done nothing to be ashamed of, and shall be much happier than I was
+before. I only strike my false colours; and you know they were never
+carried willingly."
+
+I did not attempt to dissuade him, and soon after rose to take my leave.
+
+"I cannot ask my sister to see you now," he said, as we shook hands: "she
+is not equal to it. But some other time, I hope"----
+
+"At any other time, I shall be most proud of the introduction. By the way,
+have you seen Ormiston? He met me this morning, and sent some kind
+messages, to offer any service in his power."
+
+"He did, did he?"
+
+"Yes; and, depend upon it, he will do all he can for you in college; you
+don't know him very well, I think; but I am sure he takes an interest in
+you now, at all events," I continued, "and no man is a more sincere and
+zealous friend."
+
+"I beg your pardon, Hawthorne, but I fancy I _do_ know Mr Ormiston very
+well."
+
+"Oh! I remember, there seemed some coolness between you, because you never
+would accept his invitations. Ormiston thought you were too proud to dine
+with him; and then _his_ pride, which he has his share of, took fire. But
+that misunderstanding must be all over now."
+
+"My dear Hawthorne, I believe Mr Ormiston and I understand each other
+perfectly. Good-morning; I am sorry to seem abrupt, but I have a host of
+things, not the most agreeable, to attend to."
+
+It seemed quite evident that there was some little prejudice on Russell's
+part against Ormiston. Possibly he did not like his attentions to his
+sister. But that was no business of mine, and I knew the other too well to
+doubt his earnest wish to aid and encourage a man of Russell's high
+principles, and in his unfortunate position. None of us always know our
+best friends.
+
+The step which Russell had resolved on taking was, of course, an unusual
+one. Even the college authorities strongly advised him to remove his name
+to the books of one of the halls, where he would enter comparatively as a
+stranger, and where his altered position would not entail so many painful
+feelings. Every facility was offered him of doing so at one of them where
+a relative of our Principal's was the head, and even a saving in expense
+might thus be effected. But this evident kindness and consideration on
+their part, only confirmed him in the resolution of remaining where he
+was. He met their representations with the graceful reply, that he had an
+attachment to the college which did not depend upon the rank he held in
+it, and that he trusted he should not be turned out of two homes at once.
+Even the heart of the splenetic little vice-principal was moved by this
+genuine tribute to the venerable walls, which to him, as his mistress's
+girdle to the poet, encircled all he loved, or hoped, or cared for; and
+had the date been some century earlier--in those remarkable times when a
+certain fellow was said to have owed his election into that body to a
+wondrous knack he had at compounding sherry-posset--it is probable Charles
+Russell would have stepped into a fellowship by special license at once.
+
+He had harder work before him, however, and he set stoutly to it. He got
+permission to lodge out of college--a privilege quite unusual, and
+apparently without any sufficient object in his case. A day or two after
+his return, he begged me to go with him to see the rooms he had taken: and
+I was surprised to find that although small, and not in a good part of the
+town, they were furnished in a style by no means, I thought, in accordance
+with the strict economy I knew him to be practising in every other
+respect. They contained, on a small scale, all the appointments of a
+lady's drawing-room. It was soon explained. His sister was coming to live
+with him. "We are but two, now," said Russell in explanation, "and though
+poor Mary has been offered what might have been a comfortable home
+elsewhere, which perhaps would have been more prudent, we both thought why
+should we be separated? As to these little things you see, they are nearly
+all hers: we offered them to the creditors, but even the lawyers would not
+touch them: and here Mary and I shall live. Very strange, you think, for
+her to be here in Oxford with no one to take care of her but me; but she
+does not mind that, and we shall be together. However, Hawthorne, we shall
+keep a dragon: there is an old housekeeper who would not be turned off,
+and she comes down with Mary, and may pass for her aunt, if that's all; so
+don't, pray, be shocked at us."
+
+And so the old housekeeper did come down, and Mary with her; and under
+such guardianship, a brother and an old servant, was that fair girl
+installed within the perilous precincts of the University of Oxford;
+perilous in more senses than one, as many a speculative and disappointed
+mamma can testify, whose daughters, brought to market at the annual
+"show" at commemoration, have left uncaught those dons of dignity, and
+heirs-apparent of property, whom they ought to have caught, and caught
+those well-dressed and good-looking, but undesirable young men, whom they
+ought not to have caught. Mary Russell, however, was in little peril
+herself, and, as little as she could help it, an occasion of peril to
+others. Seldom did she move out from her humble abode, except for an early
+morning walk with her brother, or sometimes leaning on the arm of her old
+domestic, so plainly dressed that you might have mistaken her for her
+daughter, and wondered how those intensely expressive features, and
+queen-like graces, should have been bestowed by nature on one so humble.
+Many a thoughtful student, pacing slowly the parks or Christchurch meadow
+after early chapel, book in hand, cheating himself into the vain idea that
+he was taking a healthful walk, and roused by the flutter of approaching
+female dress, and unwillingly looking up to avoid the possible and
+unwelcome collision with a smirking nurse-maid and an unresisting
+baby--has met those eyes, and spoilt his reading for the morning; or has
+paused in the running tour of Headington hill, or Magdalen walk, by which
+he was endeavouring to cram his whole allotted animal exercise for the day
+into an hour, as that sweet vision crossed his path, and wondered in his
+heart by what happy tie of relationship, or still dearer claim, his
+fellow-undergraduate had secured to himself so lovely a companion; and has
+tried in vain, over his solitary breakfast, to rid himself of the
+heterodox notion which would still creep in upon his thoughts, that in the
+world there might be, after all, things better worth living and working
+for, prizes more valuable--and perhaps not harder to win--than a first
+class, and living personations of the beautiful which Aristotle had
+unaccountably left out. Forgive me, dear reader, if I seem to be somewhat
+sentimental: I am not, and I honestly believe I never was, in love with
+Mary Russell; I am not--I fear I never was or shall be--much of a reading
+man or an early riser; but I will confess, it would have been a great
+inducement to me to adopt such habits, if I could have ensured such
+pleasant company in my morning walks.
+
+To the general world of Oxford, for a long time, I have no doubt the very
+existence of such a jewel within it was unknown; for at the hours when
+liberated tutors and idle undergraduates are wont to walk abroad, Mary was
+sitting, hid within a little ambush of geraniums, either busy at her work,
+or helping--as she loved to fancy she helped him--her brother at his
+studies. Few men, I believe, ever worked harder than Russell did in his
+last year. With the exception of the occasional early walk, and the
+necessary attendance at chapel and lecture, he read hard nearly the whole
+day; and I always attributed the fact of his being able to do so with
+comparatively little effort, and no injury to his health, to his having
+such a sweet face always present, to turn his eyes upon, when wearied with
+a page of Greek, and such a kind voice always ready to speak or to be
+silent.
+
+It was not for want of access to any other society that Mary Russell spent
+her time so constantly with her brother. The Principal, with his usual
+kindheartedness, had insisted--a thing he seldom did--upon his lady making
+her acquaintance; and though Mrs Meredith, who plumed herself much upon
+her dignity, had made some show of resistance at first to calling upon a
+young lady who was living in lodgings by herself in one of the most
+out-of-the-way streets in Oxford, yet, after her first interview with Miss
+Russell, so much did her sweetness of manner win upon Mrs Principal's
+fancy--or perhaps it will be doing that lady but justice to say, so much
+did her more than orphan unprotectedness and changed fortunes soften the
+woman's heart that beat beneath that formidable exterior of silk and
+ceremony, that before the first ten minutes of what had been intended as a
+very condescending and very formal call, were over, she had been offered a
+seat in Mrs Meredith's official pew in St Mary's; the pattern of a
+mysterious bag, which that good lady carried every where about with her,
+it was believed for no other purpose; and an airing the next day behind
+the fat old greys, which their affectionate coachman--in commemoration of
+his master's having purchased them at the time he held that
+dignity--always called by the name of the "Vice-Chancellors." Possibly an
+absurd incident, which Mary related with great glee to her brother and
+myself, had helped to thaw the ice in which "our governess" usually
+encased herself. When the little girl belonging to the lodgings opened the
+door to these dignified visitors, upon being informed that Miss Russell
+was at home, the Principal gave the name simply as "Dr and Mrs Meredith:"
+which, not appearing to his more pompous half at all calculated to convey
+a due impression of the honour conveyed by the visit, she corrected him,
+and in a tone quite audible--as indeed every word of the conversation had
+been--up the half-dozen steep stairs which led to the little drawing-room,
+gave out "the Master of ---- and lady, if you please." The word "master"
+was quite within the comprehension of the little domestic, and dropping an
+additional courtesy of respect to an office which reminded her of her
+catechism and the Sunday school, she selected the appropriate feminine
+from her own vocabulary, and threw open the door with "the master and
+mistress of ---- if you please, Miss." Dr Meredith laughed, as he entered,
+so heartily, that even Mary could not help smiling, and the "mistress,"
+seeing the odds against her, smiled too. An acquaintance begun in such
+good humour, could hardly assume a very formal character; and, in fact,
+had Mary Russell not resolutely declined all society, Mrs Meredith would
+have felt rather a pleasure in patronising her. But both her straitened
+means and the painful circumstances of her position--her father already
+spoken of almost as a criminal--led her to court strict retirement; while
+she clung with redoubled affection to her brother. He, on his part, seemed
+to have improved in health and spirits since his change of fortunes; the
+apparent haughtiness and coldness with which many had charged him before,
+had quite vanished; he showed no embarrassment, far less any consciousness
+of degradation, in his conversation with any of his old messmates at the
+gentlemen-commoners' table; and though his communication with the college
+was but comparatively slight, nearly all his time being spent in his
+lodgings, he was becoming quite a popular character.
+
+Meanwhile, a change of a different kind seemed to be coming over Ormiston.
+It was remarked, even by those not much given to observation, that his
+lectures, which were once considered endurable, even by idle men, from his
+happy talent of remark and illustration, were fast becoming as dull and
+uninteresting as the common run of all such business. Moreover, he had
+been in the habit of giving, occasionally, capital dinners, invitations to
+which were sent out frequently and widely among the young men of his own
+college: these ceased almost entirely; or, when they occurred, had but the
+shadow of their former joyousness. Even some of the fellows were known to
+have remarked that Ormiston was much altered lately; some said he was
+engaged to be married, a misfortune which would account for any imaginable
+eccentricities; but one of the best of the college livings falling vacant
+about the time, and, on its refusal by the two senior fellows, coming
+within Ormiston's acceptance, and being passed by him, tended very much to
+do away with any suspicion of that kind.
+
+Between him and Russell there was an evident coolness, though noticed by
+few men but myself; yet Ormiston always spoke most kindly of him, while on
+Russell's part there seemed to be a feeling almost approaching to
+bitterness, ill concealed, whenever Ormiston became the subject of
+conversation. I pressed him once or twice upon the subject, but he always
+affected to misunderstand me, or laughed off any sarcastic remark he might
+have made, as meaning nothing; so that at last the name was seldom
+mentioned between us, and almost the only point on which we differed
+seemed to be our estimation of Ormiston.
+
+
+
+
+THE ROMANTIC DRAMA.
+
+
+Macaulay says, that the object of the drama is the painting of the human
+heart; and, as that is portrayed by the events of a whole life, he
+concludes that it is by poets representing in a short space a long series
+of actions, that the end of dramatic composition is most likely to be
+attained. "The mixture," says he, "of tragedy and comedy, and the length
+and extent of the action, which the French consider as defects, is the
+chief cause of the excellence of our older dramatists. The former is
+necessary to render the drama a just representation of the world, in which
+the laughers and the weepers are perpetually jostling each other, in which
+every event has its serious and ludicrous side. The latter enables us to
+form an intimate acquaintance with characters, with which we could not
+possibly become familiar during the few hours to which the unities
+restrict the poet. In this respect the works of Shakspeare in particular
+are miracles of art. In a piece which may be read aloud in three hours, we
+see a character gradually unfold all its recesses to us. We see it change
+with the change of circumstances. The petulant youth rises into the
+politic and warlike sovereign. The profuse and courteous philanthropist
+sours at length into a hater and scorner of his kind. The tyrant is
+altered by the chastening of affliction into a pensive moralist. The
+veteran general, distinguished by coolness, sagacity, and self-command,
+sinks under a conflict between love strong as death, and jealousy cruel as
+the grave. The brave and loyal subject passes step by step to the excesses
+of human depravity. We trace his progress step by step, from the first
+dawnings of unlawful ambition, to the cynical melancholy of his impenitent
+remorse. Yet in these pieces there are no unnatural transitions. Nothing
+is omitted; nothing is crowded. Great as are the changes, narrow as is the
+compass within which they are exhibited, they shock us as little as the
+gradual alterations of those familiar faces which we see every evening and
+morning. The magical skill of the poet resembles that of the dervise in
+the _Spectator_, who condensed all the events of seven years into the
+single moment during which the king held his head under water."[4]
+
+In this admirable passage, the principle on which the Romantic Drama
+rests, is clearly and manfully stated; and it is on the possibility of
+effecting the object which is here so well described, that the whole
+question between it and the Greek unities depends. As we have decidedly
+embraced the opposite opinion, and regard, after much consideration, the
+adherence to the variety and license of the romantic drama as the main
+cause of the present degraded condition of our national theatre, we have
+prefaced our observations with a defence of the romantic drama by one of
+its ablest advocates, and shall now state the reasons which appear to us
+conclusive in favour of a very different view.
+
+The drama is part of the great effort of mankind for the representation of
+human character, passion, and event. Other sister arts--History, the
+Historical Romance, the Epic poem--also aim in some degree, by different
+methods, at the same object; and it is by considering their different
+principles, and necessary limitations, that the real rules of the drama
+will best be understood.
+
+HISTORY, as all the world knows, embraces the widest range of human
+events. Confined to no time, restricted to no locality, it professes, in a
+comparatively short space, to portray the most extensive and important of
+human transactions. Centuries, even thousands of years, are sometimes, by
+its greatest masters, embraced within its mighty arms. The majestic
+series of Roman victories may occupy the genius of one writer: the fifteen
+centuries of its decline and fall be spanned by the powers of another. The
+vast annals of Mahommetan conquest, the long sway of the Papal dominion,
+present yet untrodden fields to future historical effort.[5] But it is
+this very greatness and magnitude of his subject which presents the chief
+difficulty with which the historian has to contend. With the exception of
+a very few instances, such lengthened annals are necessarily occupied by a
+vast variety of characters, actions, states, and events, having little or
+no connexion with each other, scarce any common object of union, and no
+thread by which the interest of the reader is to be kept up throughout.
+Hence it is that works of history are so generally complained of as dull:
+that, though they are more numerous than any other class of literary
+compositions, the numbers of those generally read is so extremely small.
+Enter any public library, you will see hundreds of historical works
+reposing in respectable dignity on the shelves. How many of them are
+generally studied, or have taken hold by common consent on the minds of
+men? Not ten. Romance numbers its readers by hundreds, Poetry by fifties,
+where History can with difficulty muster one. This amazing difference is
+not owing to any deficiency of ability turned to the subject, or interest
+in the materials of which it is formed. It can never be supposed that men
+will be indifferent to the annals of their own fame, or that the
+groundwork of all human invention--real event--can be wanting in the means
+of moving the heart. It is the extraordinary difficulty of this branch of
+composition, owing to its magnitude and complication, which is the sole
+cause of the difference.
+
+The HISTORICAL ROMANCE is founded on history, but it differs from it in
+the most essential particulars, and is relieved from the principal
+difficulties with which the annalist of actual occurrences has to contend.
+It selects a particular period out of past time, and introduces the
+characters and events most remarkable for their interest, or the deep
+impress they have left on the minds of men. This is an immense advantage;
+for it relieves the writer from the great difficulty with which the
+general historian has to contend, and which, in ninety-nine cases out of
+an hundred, proves fatal to his success. Unity in the midst of confusion
+is given to his subject. Room is afforded for graphic painting, space for
+forcible delineations of character. It becomes possible to awaken interest
+by following out the steps of individual adventure. Though the name of
+historical romance is not to be found in antiquity, the thing itself was
+far from being unknown. Its most charming Histories are little other than
+Historical Romance; at least, they possess its charm, because they exhibit
+its unity. The _Cyropaedia_ of Xenophon, the _Lives_ of Plutarch, many of
+the heart-stirring _Legends_ of Livy, of the profound _Sketches_ of the
+Emperors in Tacitus, are in truth historical romances under the name of
+histories or biography. The lives of eminent men owe their chief charm to
+the unity of the subject, and the possibility of strongly exciting the
+feelings, by strictly adhering to the delineation of individual
+achievement. So great is the weight of the load--crushing to the
+historian--which is thus taken from the biographer or writer of historical
+romance, that second-rate genius can effect triumphs in that department,
+to which the very highest mind alone is equal in general historical
+composition. No one would think of comparing the intellect of Plutarch
+with that of Tacitus; but, nevertheless, the _Lives_ of the former will
+always prove more generally attractive than the annals of the latter.
+Boswell's mind was immeasurably inferior to that of Hume; but for one
+reader of his _History of England_, will be found ten of the _Life of
+Johnson_. Sir Walter Scott's _Life of Napoleon_ proves that he was not
+altogether qualified to take a place among the great English historians;
+but, to the end of the world, Richard Coeur-de-Lion, Queen Mary, and
+Elizabeth, will stand forth from his canvass more clearly than either from
+the rhetoric of Hume, or the eloquence of Robertson.
+
+The EPIC POEM confines within still narrower limits the narration of human
+events. As it borrows the language and is clothed with the colours of
+poetry, so it is capable of rousing the feelings more powerfully than
+either biography or romance, and, when crowned with success, attains a
+fame, and takes a hold of the hearts of men, to which nothing in prose
+composition can be compared. Elevation of thought, fervour of language,
+powerful delineation of character, are its essential qualities. But all
+these would prove unavailing if the one thing needful, _unity of subject_,
+were awanting. It is that which is its essential quality, for that alone
+lets in all the others. All the great Epic Poems which have appeared in
+the world are not only devoted to one interest, but are generally
+restricted in point of space and time within limits not materially wider
+than those of the Greek drama. The _Iliad_ not only relates exclusively
+the latter stages of the siege of Troy, but the whole period of its action
+is forty-eight days--of its absorbing interest, (the time from the
+storming of the Greek lines by Hector to his death by the heaven-defended
+Achilles,) thirty-six hours. The _Paradise Lost_ adheres strictly to unity
+both of subject and time: the previous battles of the angels is the
+subject of narrative by the angel Raphael; but the time that elapses from
+the convocation of the devils in Pandemonium to the expulsion of Adam and
+Eve from paradise is only three days. The _Jerusalem Delivered_ has the
+one absorbing interest arising from the efforts of the Christians for the
+deliverance of the Holy Sepulchre; and its time is limited to a few weeks.
+Virgil was so enamoured of his great predecessor that he endeavoured to
+imitate, in one poem, both his great works. The _AEneid_ is an _Iliad_ and
+_Odyssey_ in one. But every one must feel that it is on the episode with
+Dido that the interest of the poem really rests; and that all the magic of
+his exquisite pencil can scarcely sustain the interest after the pious
+AEneas has taken his departure from the shores of Carthage. The _Lusiad_ of
+Camoens, necessarily, from its subject, embraced wider limits; but the one
+interest of the poem is as single and sustained as that of the discovery
+of the new world by Columbus. If any of these writers had professed in
+rhyme to give a history of a wider or more protracted subject, the
+interest would have been so much diffused as to be lost. The confusion of
+ideas and incidents so painfully felt by all the readers of _Orlando
+Furioso_, and which the boundless fancy of Ariosto was unable to prevent,
+proves that epic poetry has its limits, and that they are narrower than
+either history or romance.
+
+What epic poetry is to romance or biography, THE DRAMA is to epic poetry.
+As the former selects from the romance of history its most interesting and
+momentous events, and makes them the subject of brilliant description, of
+impassioned rhetoric, so the latter chooses from the former its most
+heart-stirring episodes, and brings them in actual dialogue and
+representation before the mind of the spectator. Immense is the effect of
+this concentration--still more marvellous that of the personation with
+which it is attended. Imagination assumes the actual form of beings;
+conception is realised. The airy visions of the past are clothed in flesh
+and blood. The marvels of acting, scenery, and stage effect, come to add
+to the pathos of incident, to multiply tenfold the charms of poetry. It is
+impossible to conceive intellectual enjoyment carried beyond the point it
+attained, when the magic of Shakspeare's thought and language was enhanced
+by the power of Siddons or Kemble's acting, or is personified by the
+witchery of Helen Faucit's conceptions. But for the full effect of this
+combination, it is indispensable that the principles of dramatic
+composition be duly observed, and the stage kept within its due limits,
+more contracted in point of time and place than either romance or epic
+poetry. Within those bounds it is omnipotent, and produces an impression
+to which, while it lasts, none of the sister arts can pretend. Beyond
+them it never fails to break down, and not only ceases to interest, but
+often becomes to the last degree wearisome and exhausting. It is not
+difficult to see to what this general failure of the drama, when it
+outstrips its proper bounds, is owing. It arises from the impossibility of
+awakening interest without attending to unity of emotion; of keeping alive
+attention without continuity of incident; of making the story intelligible
+without simplicity of action.
+
+Dramatic authors, actors, and actresses, how gifted soever in other
+respects, are the worst possible judges on this subject. They are so
+familiar with the story, from having composed the piece themselves, or
+made it the subject of frequent repetition or rehearsal, that they can
+form no conception of the difficulty which nine tenths of the audience, to
+whom the piece is entirely strange, experience in understanding the plot,
+or acquiring any interest in the incidents or development of the piece. It
+may safely be affirmed, that a vast majority of the spectators of the
+dramas now habitually represented, with the exception of a few of
+Shakspeare's, which have become as household words on the English stage,
+never understand any thing of the story till the end of the third act, and
+are only beginning to take an interest in the piece when the curtain
+falls. Dramatic authors and performers would do well to ponder on this
+observation; they may rely upon it that it furnishes the key to the
+present degraded state of the English drama.
+
+It is not obtuseness on the part of the audience which occasions this. So
+complicated is the story, so lengthened the succession of events, in most
+of our modern theatrical pieces, that the most acute understanding,
+fortified by the most extensive practice, requiring alertness of
+intellect, will long be at fault in comprehending them. We have seen many
+a barrister famed for cross-examination unable to comprehend, till the
+piece was half over, the drift of Sheridan Knowles's dramas. Is it
+surprising, when this is the case, that the vast majority of the audience
+complain of weariness during the representation, and that the managers of
+theatres, sensible of this difficulty, are fain to eke out the proper
+interest of the drama by the meretricious aids of scenery, and dancing,
+and decorations?
+
+What is constantly complained of by all classes at the theatre is, that it
+is so tiresome; that the back is broken by sitting without a support; that
+they cannot comprehend the story; that they do not understand what it is
+all about; and that the performance is infinitely too long. This last
+observation is, undoubtedly, frequently well founded: no where is the
+truth of old Hesiod's maxim, that a half is often greater than the whole,
+more frequently exemplified than in dramatic representations. But still
+the fact of the complaint being so universally made, and equally by all
+classes, is very remarkable, and pregnant with instruction, as to the
+limits of the drama and the causes of the decline of its popularity so
+painfully conspicuous in the British empire. No one complains of his back
+being broken for want of support at a trial for murder; on the contrary,
+all classes, and _especially the lowest_, will sit at such heart-stirring
+scenes, without feeling fatigue, for ten, twelve, sometimes eighteen hours
+consecutively. Nor can it be affirmed that this is because the interest is
+real; that the life of a human being is at stake. Every day's experience
+proves that fiction, when properly managed, is more interesting than
+reality. The vast multitude of novels which yearly issue from the press,
+the eagerness with which they are sought after by all classes, the
+extraordinary extent of their circulation, sufficiently prove this. No one
+complains that the best romances of Sir Walter Scott or Bulwer are too
+long; on the contrary, they are generally felt to be too short; and those
+who are loudest in their declamations against the intolerable fatigue of
+the theatre, will sit for days together with their feet at the fire,
+devouring even an indifferent novel.
+
+The general complaint now made in Great Britain against the tedium of
+theatrical representations was unknown in other ages and countries. The
+passion of the Greeks for their national theatre is well known, and the
+matchless perfection of their great dramatists proves to what a degree it
+is capable of rousing the human mind. The French, prior to the Revolution,
+were passionately fond of the drama, which was then entirely founded on
+the Greek model. The decline complained of in the Parisian theatre has
+been contemporary with the introduction of the Romantic school. In Italy,
+it is, with the opera, the chief, almost the sole public amusement. There
+is not a city with forty thousand inhabitants in the classic peninsula
+that has not a theatre and opera, superior to any thing to be met with in
+the British islands out of London. The theatre is in high favour in
+Germany and Russia. Complaints, indeed, are frequently made, that the
+drama is declining on the Continent, and the present state of the lesser
+Parisian theatres certainly affords no indication that, in departing from
+the old land-marks and bringing romance on the stage, they have either
+preserved its purity or extended its influence. But the decline of the
+theatre is far greater and more remarkable in England than in any of the
+continental states. It has, indeed, gone so far as to induce a serious
+apprehension among many well-informed persons, that it will cease to
+exist, and the country of Shakspeare and Garrick, of Kemble and Siddons,
+be left altogether without a theatre at which the legitimate drama is
+represented. Such a result in a country overflowing, in its great cities
+and metropolis at least, with riches, and with a population passionately
+desirous of every species of enjoyment, is very remarkable, and deserving
+of the most serious consideration. It may well make us pause in our
+career, and consider whether the course we have been pursuing has, or has
+not, been likely to lead to perfection and success in this noble and
+important branch of composition.
+
+We have stated what are the limits of the drama, and what part is assigned
+to it in the general effort of the human mind to portray events, or paint
+the human heart. Macaulay has explained, in the passage already quoted,
+what the Romantic drama proposes to do, and the reason why, in his
+estimation, it is more likely to attain its end than the more closely
+fettered theatre of the Greeks. The whole question comes to be, which of
+the two systems is best adapted to attain the undoubted end of all
+dramatic composition, the painting of the human heart? If he is right in
+the views he has so well expressed, it is very singular how it has
+happened, that in a country which, for the last three centuries, has
+constantly adhered to these ideas, and worked out the Romantic drama with
+extraordinary zeal and vigour, dramatic representations should have been
+constantly declining, so as at length to be threatened with total
+extinction. This becomes the more remarkable, when it is recollected, that
+in other countries, inferior in wealth, genius, and energy to Great
+Britain, but where the old system had been adhered to, it continued to
+flourish in undiminished vigour, and that decay in them has uniformly been
+coexistent with the entry on the stage of Romantic representation. Racine,
+Corneille, Voltaire in France, and Metastasio and Alfieri in Italy,
+Schiller and Goethe in Germany, have nobly upheld the legitimate drama in
+their respective countries. Still more extraordinary is it, if these views
+be the correct ones, that while, by the marvels of one heaven-born genius,
+the Romantic drama was in the days of Queen Elizabeth raised to the very
+highest perfection in this country, it has since continually languished,
+and cannot from his day number one name destined for immortality among its
+votaries.
+
+It is said in answer to this obvious objection to the Romantic drama,
+founded on its fate in all the countries where it has been established,
+that it shares in this respect only in the common destiny of mankind in
+creating works of imagination; that the period of great and original
+conception is the first only--that Homer was succeeded by Virgil, AEschylus
+by Euripides, Dante by Tasso, Shakspeare by Pope, and that the age of
+genius in all countries is followed by that of criticism.[6] There can be
+no doubt that this observation is in many respects well founded; but it
+affords no solution of the causes of the present degraded condition of our
+national drama, nor does it explain the course it has taken in this
+country. We have made a progress, but it has not been from originality to
+taste, but from genius to folly. The age of AEschylus has not with us been
+succeeded by that of Sophocles and Euripides, but by that of melodrama and
+_spectacle_. We have not advanced from the wildness of conception to the
+graces of criticism, but from the rudeness of some barbaric imagination,
+to the cravings of corrupted fancy. The age of Garrick has been with us
+succeeded, not by that of Roscius, but by that of Cerito; the melodrama of
+the _Crusaders_, the dancing of Carlotta Grisi, have banished tragedy from
+the boards trod by Kemble and Siddons. The modern dramas which have been
+published, and in part appeared on the stage, have in no respect been
+distinguished by more legitimate taste, or a stricter adherence to rule,
+than those of Ford and Massinger, of Beaumont and Fletcher, of Jonson and
+Shakspeare. They have discarded, indeed, the indecency which forms so
+serious a blot on our older dramatists, but, in other respects, they have
+faithfully followed out their principles. The drama still, as in earlier
+days, professes to exhibit in a few hours a representation of the
+principal events of a lifetime. Time and place are set at nought, as they
+were by the bard of Avon, and not unfrequently the last act opens at the
+distance of years, or hundreds of miles from the first. We need only
+mention two of the ablest and most popular of our modern dramas--_The Lady
+of Lyons_, by Bulwer, and the best of Sheridan Knowles' theatrical pieces,
+for a confirmation of these observations. But no one will pretend that the
+dramatic works of these writers, excellent in many respects as they are,
+can be set off against the master-pieces of the Greek or French drama
+which succeeded the days of AEschylus and Corneille.
+
+Again it is said, and very commonly too, as an explanation of the
+extraordinary failure of dramatic genius since the days of Queen Elizabeth
+in this country, that originality and greatness can be reached only once
+in the lifetime of a nation; that we have had our Shakspeare as Greece had
+its Homer, and that we should be content; and that it is the necessary
+effect of superlative excellence in the outset, to extinguish rivalry and
+induce mediocrity in the end. The observation is plausible, and it has
+been so frequently made, that it has passed with many into a sort of
+axiom. But when tried by the only test of truth in human affairs--that of
+experience--it entirely fails. Past history affords no countenance to the
+idea, that early greatness extinguishes subsequent emulation, or that
+superlative genius in one department is fatal to subsequent perfection in
+it. On the contrary, it creates it. It is by the collision of one great
+mind with another, that the greatest achievements of the human mind have
+been effected--often the chain continues from one age and nation to
+another; but it is never snapped asunder.
+
+These considerations are fitted to cast a serious doubt on the question,
+how far the true principles of the drama are those which have been
+embraced by the English school, and may lead us to consider whether the
+acknowledged inferiority of our tragic writers, since the time of
+Shakspeare, is not in reality to be ascribed to his transcendent genius
+having led them astray from the true principles of the art. It will be
+considered in the sequel, to what cause _his_ acknowledged success has
+been owing, and whether his finest dramas, those which chiefly retain
+their popularity, are not in reality constructed on the Grecian model.
+But, in the mean time, let it be considered what in reality the drama can
+do, and what limits are imposed upon it, not by the arbitrary rules of
+critics, but by the lasting nature of things.
+
+The drama is restricted by the well known limits of human patience to a
+representation of three hours. Experience has every where proved that the
+greatest genius, both in the poet and performer, cannot keep alive
+interest, or avert weariness, beyond that period. The spectators sit still
+in their places the whole time. Whatever changes of scene, or external
+objects to look at are introduced, the audience itself is motionless. It
+is to persons thus situated, and within this time, that theatrical
+representations are addressed. They expect, and with reason, to be amused
+and interested in comedy, moved and melted in tragedy. It is for this they
+go to the theatre, for this they pay their money. Writers and actors are
+equally aware that this is the case. Then what course do the Greek and the
+Romantic school respectively follow to attain this object?
+
+Both in some respects follow the same course, or rather both make use, for
+the main part, of the same materials. It is universally acknowledged, that
+it is essential to the success of the drama, in all its branches, that the
+plot be interesting, the characters forcible, the ideas natural, the
+attention constantly kept up. In tragedy, by far its noblest department,
+it is indispensable, in addition, that the feelings should be vehemently
+excited in the spectators, and the human heart laid bare, by the most
+violent passions, in the characters on the stage. Aristotle expressly
+says, that it is the delineation of passions which is the object of
+tragedy. In order to achieve this object, all are agreed, that some
+permanent characters must be selected, generally from those known to
+history, to whom striking and tragic events have occurred; and it is in
+the delineation of the passions which those events excite, and the
+interest they awaken in the breast of the spectators, that the art of the
+writer consists. So far both parties are agreed; but they differ widely in
+the methods which they respectively take to attain this object.
+
+The Romantic dramatist, overstepping the bounds of time and place,
+professes in three hours to portray the principal events of years--it may
+be of a whole lifetime. He selects the prominent events of his hero's or
+heroine's career, the salient angles, as it were, of human existence, and
+brings them forward in different scenes of his brief representation. Years
+often intervene between the commencement of his piece and its termination;
+the spectator is transported hundreds, it may be thousands of miles by a
+mere mechanical sleight of hand in the scene-shifter, or between the acts.
+The drama constructed on these principles does not represent a short
+period, into which the crisis, as it were, of a whole lifetime is
+concentrated, but it gives sketches of the whole life itself, from the
+commencement of its eventful period to its termination. The poet chooses
+the most exciting scenes out of the three volumes of the historical novel,
+and brings these scenes on the stage in a few hours. As the drama,
+constructed on this principle, professes to portray the changes of real
+life, so it admits, it is thought, of that intermixture of the serious and
+the comic, which the actual world exhibits; and willingly transports the
+spectator from the most highly wrought scenes of passion, the deepest
+accents of woe, to the burlesque of extravagant characters, or the picture
+of vulgar life. This is deemed admissible, because it is natural; and
+certainly no one can have gone from the drawing-room, or the library, to
+the stage-coach or the steam-boat, without seeing that it exhibits at
+least a true picture of the varied phantasmagoria which existence
+presents.
+
+The Greek dramatists, and their successors in modern Europe, proceed upon
+an entirely different principle. Having made their selection of the
+characters and the events on which their piece is to be constructed, they
+pitch upon that period in their progress in which matters were brought to
+a crisis, and, for good or for evil, their destiny was accomplished.
+Having done this, they portray the minutest incidents of that brief period
+with the utmost care, and exert all their strength on the graphic painting
+on which every artist knows the awakening of interest is almost entirely
+dependent. The previous history of the principal personages is described
+in dialogue at the commencement of the piece, so as to make the spectators
+aware both of the great lives of the characters which are brought before
+them, and of the antecedent events which had brought matters to their
+present crisis. Having carried them to this point, the crisis itself is
+portrayed at full length, and with all the power and pathos of which the
+artist is capable. The poet does not pretend to narrate the campaign from
+its commencement to its termination: he begins his piece with the
+commencement of the last battle, and exerts all his strength on painting
+the decisive charge. He does not give the voyage from its commencement to
+its termination, with its long periods of monotonous weariness; he
+confines himself to the brief and terrible scene of the ship-wreck. As the
+crisis and catastrophe of life is thus alone represented, and every thing
+depends on the interest excited by its development, so nothing is admitted
+which can disturb the unity of the emotion, or interrupt the flow of the
+sympathy which it is the great object of the piece from first to last to
+awaken.
+
+If it were _possible_ to create the same interest, or delineate character
+and passion as completely, by brief and consequently imperfect sketches of
+a whole lifetime, as it is by a minute and glowing representation of its
+most eventful period, much might be advanced with justice in favour of the
+Romantic school of the drama. Our objection is, that this is impossible;
+and that the failure of the English theatre, since the time of Shakspeare,
+is entirely to be ascribed to this impossibility. And the impossibility is
+owing to the length of time which it requires, by narrative or
+representation, to kindle that warm and glowing image, or awaken those
+ardent feelings in the mind of another, upon which the emotion of taste
+and the success of all the Fine Arts depend.
+
+In the arts which address themselves to the _eye_, and through it to the
+heart, it is possible to produce a very strong impression almost
+instantaneously. A beautiful woman has only to be seen to be admired; a
+charming landscape bursts upon the sight with immediate and almost magical
+force. The impression produced by the finest objects in Europe,--the sun
+setting on the Jungfrawhorn, the interior of St Peter's, the fall of
+Schaffhausen, the view on the Acropolis of Athens, Constantinople from the
+Seraglio point, the Bay of Naples, for example,--is such, that though seen
+_only_ for a few minutes, it may almost be said seconds, an impression is
+made, a picture is painted, on the mind's retina, which can never be
+effaced. Painting, as it imitates external nature, so it shares in the
+rapidity and, in the hands of great masters, durability of its
+impressions. Sculpture and architecture have the same advantage. Yet even
+in these arts, the productions of which require only to be seen to be
+admired, it is well known that the impression, strong as it is at first,
+is, with all persons of a cultivated mind, greatly increased by repeated
+inspections. The common observation, that a fine painting or statue grows
+upon you the oftener you see it, and that "Time but the impression deeper
+wears," sufficiently proves that it is not at once, even in those arts
+which speak at once to the eye, that the soul of the artist is transferred
+to that of the spectator.
+
+But the case is entirely different with those arts--such as history,
+romance, epic poetry, or the drama--which do not at once produce a visible
+object to the mind, but give descriptions or dialogues by which the reader
+or spectator is required to form a _mental_ object or awaken a mental
+interest of his own creation, though from the materials furnished, and
+under the guidance of the genius of the artist. It is not instantaneously
+that this can be done: on the contrary, it is by very slow degrees and
+many successive efforts that the inward picture is created in the mind,
+the absorbing interest awakened in the heart, which gives the pleasure or
+rouses the sympathy which is the object of the writer to communicate. A
+very little reflection will be sufficient to show that this observation is
+well founded, in all the arts of narrative or description. And nothing, we
+apprehend, can be clearer than that the Romantic Drama has failed because
+it professes, within limits and by means which render the attempt
+hopeless, to excite this interest.
+
+Notwithstanding the well-known and proverbial dulness of history, there
+are many historical works which do succeed in awakening a durable and
+sometimes absorbing interest in the mind of the reader. Probably few works
+professedly addressed to the imagination have awakened in many breasts so
+deep and lasting an interest as the narrative of Livy, the biography of
+Tacitus, the pictured page of Gibbon. Such works are almost always
+complained of as dull at first: but the interest gradually waxes warmer as
+the narrative proceeds; the feelings become roused on one side, or in
+favour of one hero or another, in the great drama of the world; and not
+unfrequently in the end the most attractive works of imagination are laid
+aside for the annals of real events. But how is it that this interest is
+awakened? By the study of months, sometimes of years: by an interest
+produced by the reading of a whole winter by the fireside. Let any man
+try, in a narrative of _long_ continued historical events, to excite a
+deep interest in a space which can be read _in three hours_, and the
+powers of Tacitus or Gibbon would at once fail in the attempt. It is quite
+possible in that brief period to awaken the deepest interest in a single
+or closely connected series of events, as a battle, a siege, a revolt, a
+ship-wreck: but wholly impossible to do so with incidents scattered over a
+long course of years.
+
+The interest so generally felt in epic poetry and romance is excited in
+the same way, though in a much shorter period. As the colours of these
+species of composition are more brilliant, the feelings more chastened,
+the events more select, the characters more prominent, the catastrophe
+more rapidly brought about, than in real life, so the artist has the
+means, in a much shorter period, of awakening the interest upon the growth
+of which the success of his work is chiefly dependent. But nevertheless,
+even there, it is by comparatively slow degrees, and by reading for a very
+considerable period, that the interest is created. It is wholly impossible
+to produce it, or make the story or the characters intelligible, in a few
+hours. Every scholar recollects the delight with which his mind grew, as
+it were, under the fire of Homer's conceptions, his taste matured under
+the charm of Virgil's feelings: but no one will pretend that the intense
+delight he felt could be awakened, if he had read extracts from their most
+brilliant passages in a few hours; this pleasure was the feast, this
+interest the growth, of weeks and months. No reader of Tasso, Milton, or
+Klopstock, for the first time, would think he could acquire an interest in
+the _Jerusalem Delivered_, the _Paradise Lost_, or the _Messiah_, between
+tea and supper. Many of their finest passages might be read in that brief
+space, and their beauty _as pieces of poetry_ fully appreciated; but it
+would be wholly impossible in so short a time to awaken an interest in the
+whole story, or the fate of the principal characters.--Nevertheless it
+would be quite possible, in that period to excite the deepest sympathy
+with some of their most striking events or episodes _taken singly_; as the
+parting of Hector and Andromache, or the death of the Trojan hero, in the
+_Iliad_; the love of Dido for AEneas, or the catastrophe of Nisus and
+Euryalus, in the _AEneid_; the death of Clorinda, or the flight of Erminia,
+in the _Jerusalem Delivered_. The reason is, that it is possible in a
+short space to point a single catastrophe with such force and minuteness
+as to excite the warmest sympathy, but wholly impossible to effect that
+object within such limits, with a long series of consecutive events.
+
+Again, look at the historical romance or the common novel. No one needs to
+be told how deep and universal is the interest which the masterpieces in
+that department awaken. Whatever may be said to the decline of the public
+taste for the drama, most certainly there is no symptom of any abatement
+in the general interest awakened by works of fiction; but that interest is
+of comparatively slow growth. It would be impossible to produce it in a
+few hours. It is excited by the reading of three evenings by the fireside.
+No one would deem it possible to awaken the interest, or make the
+characters intelligible, in three hours.
+
+It is true that to the aid of six or eight chapters culled out of three
+volumes, the Romantic dramatist brings the auxiliaries of acting, scenery,
+and stage effect; but that adds little to the power of exciting deep
+sympathy or powerful emotion. Such feelings cannot be awakened without
+minute painting, and continuity of action, and they are excluded by the
+very nature of the Romantic drama. That species of composition proposes to
+give a picture of the principal events of a long period, as the
+peristrephic panorama does of the chief scenes of a great space, as the
+whole course of the Rhine or the Danube. Every one knows how inferior the
+interest it excites is to those in which the whole skill of the artist and
+outlay of the proprietor have been exerted on a single picture, as the
+original round one of Barker and Burford. The art of panoramic painting
+has signally receded, since the moving panorama has been substituted for
+the fixed one. A series of galloping lithographic sketches of Italy,
+however highly coloured or skilfully drawn, will never paint that lovely
+peninsula like a single sunset of Claude in the bay of Naples. Claude
+himself could not do so in his varied sketches, graphic and masterly as
+they are. The Romantic drama is the _Liber Veritatis_; the Greek drama is
+the finished Claude in the Doria Palace, or the National Gallery. Few
+persons will hesitate to say which excites the strongest admiration, which
+they would rather possess.
+
+Performers on the stage are very naturally led to form an erroneous
+opinion on this subject. Many of the most captivating qualities they
+possess are seen at once. Physical beauty, elegance of manner, a noble
+air, a majestic carriage, a lovely figure, a bewitching smile, produce
+their effect instantaneously. No one needs to be told how quickly and
+powerfully they speak to the heart, how warmly they kindle the
+imagination. But that admiration is _personal_ to the artist; it does not
+extend to the piece, nor can it overcome its imperfections. It gives
+pleasure often of the very highest kind; but it is a pleasure very
+different from the true interest of dramatic representation, and cannot be
+relied on to sustain the interest of an audience for a long period. It is
+where these powers of the performer are exerted on a drama constructed on
+its true principles, that the full delight of the theatre is felt. No
+talents in the performer can sustain a faulty piece. We cannot sit three
+hours merely to admire the most beautiful and gifted actress that ever
+trod the boards. Mental sympathy, the rousing of the feelings, is
+required, and that is mainly the work of the poet.
+
+We are the more confirmed in the opinion that these are the true
+principles of dramatic composition, from observing how generally they are
+applicable to the historical novel; how clearly they are illustrated by
+the decided verdict of public opinion pronounced on the works of the most
+popular writers in that species of composition. The two novels of Sir
+Walter Scott that are most admired, are _Ivanhoe_ and _The Bride of
+Lammermoor_. Well, these romances have the interest concentrated within
+the narrowest limits. _The Bride of Lammermoor_ is a Greek drama in prose.
+It has its simplicity of story, unity of emotion, and terrible concluding
+catastrophe. _Lucia di Lammermoor_, performed with signal success in every
+opera of Europe, is a proof how easily it was dramatised. It is the _only
+one_ of Sir Walter's novels that, out of Scotland, where local feelings
+warp the judgment, has been durably successful on the stage. The principal
+events in _Ivanhoe_ are contracted within three days; the characters which
+interest are only two or three in number. Look at Cooper. The great secret
+of his success is the minuteness and fidelity of his painting, and the
+graphic power with which heart-stirring events occurring within a very
+short period are painted. In the most admired of all his novels, _The
+Deerslayer_, the whole scene is laid on the borders of a single lake, and
+the interest arises from the adventures of two girls on its watery bosom.
+Events in _The Pathfinder_, _The Last of the Mohicans_, and _The Prairie_,
+are nearly as concentrated in point of time and characters, though, as the
+story depends in each on the adventures of a party on a journey, a
+considerable transference of place is of course introduced. _The Promessi
+Sposi_ of Manzoni has acquired a European reputation, and every reader of
+it knows how entirely its interest is dependent on the unity of interest
+and extraordinary fidelity and skill with which, within narrow limits, the
+characters, events, and still life, are portrayed. It is the same in
+history. The success of Alison's _History of Europe_ has been mainly
+owing to the fortunate unity of the subject, and the dramatic character of
+the events which, within the space of twenty years, were thus crowded into
+the theatre of human affairs.
+
+In those romances again, and they are many, in which great latitude in the
+unities has been taken, it is very rarely that the skill of the artist has
+succeeded in preventing a painful break in the interest, or cessation in
+the sympathy, where any considerable transposition of place or overleaping
+of time occurs. It is very frequent in James's novels to see this done;
+but we believe he never yet had a reader in whom it did not excite a
+feeling of regret. When a chapter begins--"We must now transport the
+reader to a distant part of the country"--or "Many years after the events
+detailed in the last chapter had occurred, two persons met in an hostelry
+on the side of a forest," &c., we may rely upon it that, not only is the
+scene changed, but the interest, for the time at least, is lost. The
+pictures formed in the mind, the interest awakened in the events, the
+admiration felt for the characters, are alike at an end. The chain of
+sympathy is broken with the rupture of the continuity of events. The
+reader's mind sets out as it were on a new track, in which the sails must
+be spread, and the oars worked afresh. Everything must be done over again;
+fresh pictures conjured up in the mind, new interests awakened in the
+breast from the last starting-point. But it is seldom that such new
+interests can supply the want of those which have been lost, or that,
+where such a system is adopted, even a sustained sympathy can be
+maintained throughout. We do not say that the first love is exclusive of
+any other; but only that the interest is not to be transferred from one to
+the other, until a considerable time has elapsed, and no small pains have
+been taken. Several such dislocations of place, or violations of time,
+will prove fatal to a novel, though written with the utmost ability, and
+managed in other respects with the most consummate skill. Every reader of
+Mr James's romances, which in many respects possess high merits, must be
+sensible of the truth of this observation; and all the richness of
+colouring, and fidelity in drawing, in Sir L. Bulwer's splendid historical
+romance of _Rienzi_, cannot take away the painful impression produced by
+the long interval which elapses between the commencement of the story,
+where the characters first appear, its middle, where the real interest is
+developed, and its termination, where the catastrophe occurs.
+
+In the historical romance, however, such diffusion of the events over a
+long period, though extremely difficult to be managed in consistence with
+the preservation of interest in the story, is adverse to no principle;
+because it is the very object of that species of mingled truth and fiction
+to narrate a lengthened course of events as they affected the history of
+individual men; and the only unity to which the author is restricted by
+the principles of his art is the unity of interest. But the curious thing
+is, that in the Romantic drama this difficulty is voluntarily undertaken
+when no necessity exists for its introduction; nay, when the principles of
+the art, as evinced in the works of its greatest masters, forbid its
+adoption. What would the historian give to be able to dwell only on the
+brilliant episodes of his period--to be permitted to throw aside the long
+intervening years of monotony or prose, and dwell only on those where the
+poetry of existence is brought forth? On what scenes does the romance
+writer dwell with transport--where does he paint with force and minuteness
+but in those incidents, generally few and far between in his volumes,
+which form the fit subject of dramatic composition? The stage alone is
+relieved from the necessity of portraying the prosaic adjunct to poetic
+interest; the dramatist only is permitted to select the decisive
+crisis--the burning incident of life--and present it with all the
+additions of poetry, music, scenery, and personation. Strange that, when
+thus relieved of the fetters which so grievously restrain the other
+species of human narrative, he should voluntarily choose to wear them;
+that when at liberty to soar on the eagle's wing, he should gratuitously
+assume the camel's load.
+
+In truth, the adoption of the Romantic style in theatrical composition,
+and the tenacity with which, despite centuries of failure, it is still
+adhered to by dramatic poets, is mainly to be ascribed to a secret sense
+of inability to work up the simpler old drama of Greece with the requisite
+force and effect. Men distrust their own powers in awaking a continued
+interest for hours from one incident, or the portraying of a single
+catastrophe. They are fain to borrow the adventitious aid to be derived,
+as they think, from frequent changes of time and place. They rail at the
+drama of Athens, as many modern artists do at the paintings of Claude
+Lorraine, because they feel themselves unable to imitate them. They crowd
+their canvass with objects, from a secret sense of inability to finish any
+one with perfect force and fidelity. In that way they flatter themselves
+that the defects of their composition will be less strongly felt, and the
+audience will experience something like the enjoyment of foreign
+travelling without any great trouble on the part of their conductor, on
+the brilliant succession of pictures which is presented to their
+intellectual vision. They forget only one thing, but it generally proves
+fatal to their whole undertaking. Foreign travelling is delightful; but it
+is only so when sufficient time is allowed to see the objects properly,
+and take in the impression. Without this, it is little more than a
+grievous fatigue, relieved by one or two splendid but fleeting pictures
+painted on the mind. The drama being limited to a three hours'
+representation, must portray the events of years, if it attempts it, at
+railway speed. Thence it is, that no greater pleasure is in general felt
+from its representations than from seeing the tops of villages or the
+steeples of churches fleeting past when travelling fifty miles an hour on
+the Great Western. If we would really enjoy nature, we must stop short and
+sketch one of them, and then we shall feel pleasure indeed.
+
+It is a most grievous but unavoidable consequence of this original
+departure, as we deem it, from right principle in dramatic composition,
+that it leads by a natural and almost unavoidable transition to all the
+extravagances and meritricious aids, the presence of which has so long
+been felt as the chief disgrace of the British stage. As long as the
+unities of time and place are adhered to, the poet has no resource but in
+the forces of character, the pathos of incident, the beauty of language.
+If he does not succeed in these he is lost. But the moment that he feels
+himself at liberty to change the scene or time at pleasure, there is no
+end to the assistance which he will seek to derive from such adventitious
+support, how foreign soever to the real interest and true principles of
+his art. Frequent changes of scene, gorgeous pictures of buildings or
+scenery, brilliant exhibitions of stage effect, processions, battles,
+storming of castles, the clang of trumpets, the clashing of swords, the
+discharge of fire-arms, are all resorted to in order to save the trouble
+of thought, or conceal mediocrity of conception. It may be that such
+exhibitions are very attractive, that they draw full houses of children,
+or of men and women with the minds of children--no small portion of the
+human race. But no one will assert that they are the drama, any more than
+that name belonged to the exhibitions of lions or cameleopards in the
+Roman amphitheatre. But the Romantic drama, by the unbounded latitude in
+point of time, place, and incident, which it permits, opens the door to
+all these substitutes for genius which the great drama, by excluding them,
+kept carefully closed. Therefore it is that the corruption of taste has
+been much more rapid and irremediable in the countries by which it has
+been adopted, than in those in which the old landmarks were adhered to;
+and that in the latter the taste for extravagance in the public, and the
+degradation in the character of dramatic composition, has always been
+contemporary with the introduction of the Romantic style on the theatre.
+
+To see to what the Romantic style leads, we have only to look at the
+dramatic pieces founded on the favourite works of fiction which have
+recently appeared in England and France. Dramas in both countries have
+been formed on the stories of the most popular novels of Scott, Bulwer,
+Victor Hugo, Janin, and Eugene Sue. What success have they had? What sort
+of things are they? We pass over the horrors, the indecency, adulterous
+incest, and murders of the modern French drama, founded on the romances of
+three popular and imaginative novelists, and come to the dramas founded on
+our own great romance writers, against whom no such charges can be
+brought, and the original plots of which have been constructed with the
+utmost talent by the greatest master of prose fiction the world ever saw.
+What has been the fate of the dramas of _Ivanhoe_, _The Antiquary_, _Guy
+Mannering_, _Rob Roy_, or Sir Walter's other popular novels? With the
+exception of the lowest class of Scotch audiences, who roar on the
+representations of Dandie Dinmont, Bailie Nicol Jarvie, or the like, it
+may safely be affirmed that they have every where proved entire failures.
+The talent of a popular actress may for a time keep some of them up, as
+Miss Cushman has recently done with Meg Merrilies both in the London and
+provincial theatres; but left to themselves, they have every where sunk to
+the ground. The reason is evident. The story is so complicated, and leaps
+so from one thing to another, from a desire to skim over the whole novel,
+that except to those who have the original by heart, it is absolutely
+unintelligible.
+
+It is said that the sketch of a whole lifetime, or of many years, is
+essential to the true development of character, which it is the great end
+of the drama to exhibit, because it is by the varied events of so long a
+period that we are made acquainted with it in real life. Here again we
+join issue with our opponents, and do most confidently maintain that the
+Greek drama, which professes to paint the heart by the paroxysms of
+passion it undergoes in the crisis of its fate, is much more likely to do
+it faithfully and effectually than the Romantic, which portrays the events
+of a whole lifetime. When it is said the object of the drama is to paint
+the human heart, a distinction must be made. The heart may become known by
+ordinary life or moments of crisis, _by custom or passion_. The novelist,
+who portrays a whole life, may delineate it in the first way; but the
+dramatic poet, who is limited to a representation of three hours, must of
+necessity embrace the latter. But if the delineation of the heart by its
+expressions or sufferings in moments of passion, when it is laid bare by
+the vehemence of emotions, be the end in view, it must at once be evident
+that it is much more likely to be attained by vividly and minutely
+painting a single decisive crisis, with the acts and feelings to which it
+gives rise, than by presenting comparatively hurried and imperfect
+sketches of previous events, when the current of life ran comparatively
+smoothly. Every one knows how much the character of the French church and
+nobility rose during the sufferings of the Revolution; with truth was the
+instrument of their execution called the "holy guillotine," from the
+virtues previously unheard of which it brought to light. Could any
+dramatic sketch of their previous lives paint the inmost heart of these
+victims so well as one faithful portrait of their conduct in the supreme
+hour? Could the mingled greatness and meanness of Napoleon's character be
+so well portrayed, by a sketch of his life and impressive scenes from Lodi
+to St Helena, as by a graphic delineation of his conduct in the decisive
+crisis at Waterloo?
+
+It sounds well, no doubt, to say, as Macaulay does, that the Romantic
+drama exhibits all the plans of a man's life, from the ardour of generous
+youth to the coolness of experienced age. This may be done in history or
+romance; but it is impossible within the limits of a single
+representation. It is quite enough if, in so short a space, the stage can
+represent one momentous crisis with adequate power, and really paint the
+heart as laid bare by its occurrence. He who knows how difficult it is to
+do that in a single instance, will feel that the effect can only be
+weakened by repeated draughts upon the sympathy of the audience, from the
+effect of different events in the same piece. The attempt to do so
+scarcely ever fails to weaken the effect of the whole piece, by
+distracting the interest and confusing the idea of the spectators. If it
+succeeds, the result, like the repeated demands which Matthews made on
+our risible faculties, in general is to produce an effect directly the
+reverse of what was intended. The comedian, by trying too often to make us
+laugh, made us in the end more ready to cry; the tragedian, by trying too
+often to make us cry, succeeds generally only in making us laugh.
+
+But what, then, it is said, is to be made of Shakspeare, and how is his
+transcendent and universally acknowledged greatness, while setting the
+unities at defiance, to be reconciled with those principles? We accept the
+challenge; we take the case of the Earl of Avon, with his deathless fame,
+and maintain that his dramatic excellence not only affords no impeachment
+of what has now been advanced, but furnishes its most decisive
+confirmation.
+
+When it is commonly said that Shakspeare sets the unities at defiance, and
+assumed that his success has been owing to his disregarding them, the
+_fact_ is not correctly stated, and the _inference_ is not logically
+drawn. It is a mistake to say that the unities are always disregarded by
+the great English tragedian. In many of his most popular pieces, they are
+maintained nearly as strictly as they were by Sophocles; and we are aware
+of not one of his dramas which is still represented with undiminished
+effect on the stage, in which the principle of the unities may not
+distinctly be recognised, and the long-continued success is not to be
+traced to their observation.
+
+The Greeks, as every scholar knows, took great latitude with _time_ in
+their representations. The interval between one act and another, often
+even the time occupied by the chaunting of the chorus, frequently was made
+to cover a very considerable period, during which battles were fought, a
+duel or a conspiracy broke forth, an execution took place, and the most
+momentous events of the piece off the stage occurred. In place, it is
+true, they were strictly limited; the scene never changed, and all the
+incidents were introduced by bringing successive persons upon it. In this
+respect, it may be admitted, they carried their strictness too far.
+Probably it arose from the pieces being represented, for the most part, in
+the open air, under circumstances when the illusion produced by a change
+of scene, such as we witness at our theatres, was difficult, if not
+impossible, from the audience being, for the most part, above the actors,
+and the stage having no top. But to whatever cause it may have been owing,
+we hold the adherence to unity of place an unnecessary and prejudicial
+strictness in the Greek theatre. But a very slight deviation from it alone
+seems admissible; and the unity of action or emotion seems to be the very
+essence of this species of composition.
+
+The true principle appears to be, that the place should not change to a
+greater extent than the spectators _can conceive the actors to have gone
+over without inconvenience within the time embraced in the
+representation_. This time often extended with the Greeks to a half of, or
+even a whole day, and there seems nothing adverse to principle in such
+extension. Changes of scene, therefore, from one room in a palace to
+another; from one part of a town to another; or even from town to a
+chateau, garden, forest, or other place in its near vicinity, appear to be
+perfectly admissible, without any violation of true dramatic principle.
+The popular opera of the "Black Domino," to which the charming singing and
+acting of Madame Thillon have recently given such celebrity at the
+Haymarket, may be considered in this respect as a model of the unities
+taken in a reasonable sense. The time which elapses in the piece is a
+single night; the subject is the adventures which befel the heroine during
+that period; the scene changes, but only to the places in the same town to
+which she went during its continuance. There seems nothing inconsistent
+with the production of unity of interest in such a latitude. And with this
+inconsiderable expansion of the old Greek unities, it will be found that
+Shakspeare's greatest plays, and those which experience has found to be
+best adapted for the stage, have been constructed on the true principles.
+
+Take for example, _Romeo and Juliet_, and _As you Like it_; perhaps the
+tragedy and comedy of his composition which have most completely kept
+their hold of the stage. The unities are nearly as closely observed in
+both as in any drama of Sophocles. With the exception of a slight
+alteration of place and scene, every thing is concentrated. The interest
+and emotion, which is the great point, is maintained one and indivisible.
+With the exception of Romeo's banishment to Mantua, and the scene with the
+druggist there, which, after all, is but an episode, and took the hero
+only two hours' drive from Verona, the place is confined to different
+scenes in that town. The festive hall where the lovers first meet--the
+exquisite meeting on the balcony--Father Ambrose's cell--the room where
+Juliet coaxes the nurse--the garden where she parts from Romeo, when
+
+ "Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day
+ Stands tiptoe on the misty mountain's top--"
+
+the terrible scene where Juliet contemplates wakening in the tomb amidst
+her ancestors' bones--the mausoleum itself, where the catastrophe occurs,
+are all in the same town. The time supposed to elapse does not exceed
+twenty-four hours; not more than in the _Electra_ or _Iphigenia in Aulis_
+of Euripides. The interest, dependent entirely on the ardent love of
+Juliet, is as much undivided as in the _Antigone_ of Sophocles. And yet we
+are told Shakspeare succeeded by disregarding the unities.
+
+Again, in _As you Like it_, the same observation holds true. Whoever
+recollects the scenes of that delightful drama, must be sensible that it
+is, with the single exception of the scenes of the wrestlers in the first
+act, nothing but a Greek drama on the English stage. Menander or
+Aristophanes would have made one of the characters recount that scene,
+which is merely introductory, and introduced Rosalind and her companions
+for the first time in the Forest of Arden, where the real interest of the
+piece commences. A slight change of scene, indeed, occurs from one part of
+the forest to another, but it is so inconsiderable as in no degree to
+interfere with the unity of effect. The single interest awakened by
+Rosalind's secret love and playful archness of manner is kept up undivided
+throughout. So also in _The Tempest_, the unities in all the scenes which
+excite sympathy are as completely preserved as ever they were on the Greek
+stage; and the angelic innocence of Miranda stands forth in as striking
+and undivided relief as the devotion of Antigone to sisterly affection, or
+the self-immolation of Iphigenia to patriotic duty. We are well aware
+there are characters of a very different kind in that drama; but the
+interest is concentrated on those in which the unity is preserved. Look at
+_Othello_. In what play of Euripides is singleness of interest more
+completely preserved than in that noble tragedy? The haughty bearing,
+conscious pride, but ardent love of the Moor; the deep love of Desdemona,
+nourished, as we so often see in real life, by qualities in her the very
+reverse; the gradual growth of jealousy from her innocent sportiveness of
+manner, and the diabolical machinations of Iago; her murder, in a fit of
+jealousy, by her despairing husband, and his self-sacrifice when the veil
+was drawn from his eyes,--are all brought forward, if not with the literal
+strictness of the Greek drama, at least with as much regard to unity of
+time, place, and action, as is required by its principles.
+
+We are well aware that there are many other dramas, and those, perhaps,
+not less popular, of Shakspeare, in which unity of time and place is
+entirely set at defiance, and in which the piece ends at the distance of
+hundreds of miles, sometimes after the lapse of years, from the point
+whence it commenced. _Macbeth_, _Julius Caesar_, _Richard III._, _Henry
+V._, _Hamlet_, and many others, are examples of this deviation from former
+principle, and it is to the universal admiration which they excite that
+the national partiality for the Romantic drama is to be ascribed. But in
+all these instances it will be found--and the observation is a most
+material one--that the real interest is nearly as much centralised as it
+was in the Greek stage, and that it is on the extraordinary fascination
+which a few scenes, or _the incidents grouped round a single event_,
+possess, that the success of the piece depends. The historical tragedies
+read well, just as a historical romance does, and from the same cause,
+that they are looked on, not as dramas, but as brilliant passages of
+history. But this has proved unable to support them on the theatre. One by
+one they have gradually dropped away from the stage. Some are occasionally
+revived, from time to time, in order to display the power of a particular
+actor or actress, but never with any lasting success. Those plays of
+Shakspeare which alone retain their hold of the theatre, are either those,
+such as _Romeo and Juliet_, or _As you Like it_, in which the unities are
+substantially observed, or in which the resplendent brilliancy of a few
+characters or scenes, within very narrow limits, fixes the attention of
+the audience so completely as to render comparatively harmless, because
+unfelt, the distraction produced by the intermixture of farce in the
+subordinate persons, or the violations of time and place in the structure
+of the piece. But it is not to every man that the pencil of the Bard of
+Avon,
+
+ "Dipp'd in the orient hues of heaven,"
+
+is given; and the subsequent failure of the Romantic drama, in this and
+every other country, is mainly to be ascribed to succeeding writers not
+having possessed his power of fixing, by the splendid colours of genius,
+the attention of the spectators on a particular part of the piece.
+Shakspeare disregards the unities in form; but his burning imagination
+restores their operations in substance.
+
+Take for example the most popular of the really Romantic dramas, _Macbeth_
+and _Hamlet_. No one need be told how the unities are violated in the
+first of these pieces: that it begins on a heath in Morayshire, where the
+witches appear to the victorious Thane; that the murder of the King takes
+place in the Castle of Inverness; that the usurper is slain by Macduff in
+front of Dunsinnane Castle near the Tay. But none can either have read the
+play, or seen it acted, without feeling that the real interest lies in the
+events which occurred, and the ambitious feelings which were awakened in
+Macbeth and his wife, when temptation was put in their way within their
+own halls. Sophocles would have laid the scene there, and made one of the
+characters narrate in the outset the appearance of the witches on the
+heath, and brought Macduff to the gates of Macbeth's castle shortly after
+the murder of Duncan to avenge his death. Shakspeare has not done this;
+but he has painted the scenes in the interior of the castle, before and
+after the murder, with such force and effect, that the mind is as much
+riveted by them, as if no previous or subsequent deviation from the
+unities had been introduced. _Hamlet_ begins in a strain of unparalleled
+interest; had the last four acts proceeded in the same sublime style as
+the first, and the filial duty devolved by the ghost on his son of
+avenging his murder been discharged as rapidly as it should have been, and
+as the feelings of the audience lead them to desire, it would have been
+perhaps the most powerful tragedy in the world. Had Shakspeare proceeded
+on the principles of the Greek drama, he would have done this, and
+produced a drama as universally admired as the _Agamemnon_ of AEschylus.
+But every one feels that the interest is weakened and wellnigh lost as the
+play proceeds; new characters are introduced, the burlesque succeeds the
+sublime, the original design is forgotten; and when the spectre appears a
+second time "to whet your almost blunted purpose," his appearance is felt
+to be as necessary to revive the decaying interest of the piece, as to
+resuscitate the all but forgotten fervour of the Prince of Denmark.
+
+We feel that we have committed high treason in the estimation of a large
+part of our readers, by contesting the justice of the principles on which
+Shakspeare proceeded in the construction of many of his dramas; and we
+know that the opinions advanced are adverse to those of many, whose genius
+and professional success entitle their judgment on this subject to the
+very highest respect. But yet the weight of authority, if that is to be
+appealed to, is decidedly in favour of the principles of the Greek being
+the true ones of the drama. From the days of Aristotle to those of
+Addison, the greatest critics have concurred in this opinion; and he is a
+bold innovater on this subject who sets at nought the precepts of Horace
+and Quintilian, forgets the example of Sophocles and Schiller, of
+Euripides and Alfieri, of Corneille and Metastasio, and disregards the
+decided judgment of Pope[7] and Byron. The opinion of the latter poet was
+peculiarly strong in favour of the unities, and was repeatedly expressed
+in his correspondence preserved in Moore's Life; although his own noble
+dramas, being avowedly constructed with no view to representation, but as
+a vehicle for powerful declamation or impassioned poetry, often exhibit,
+especially in _Manfred_, the most glaring violations of them. Johnson
+confessed that the weight of authority in favour of the Greek rules was so
+great, that it required no small courage to attempt even to withstand it.
+But it is not by authority that this, or any other question of taste, is
+to be decided. The true test of the correctness of opinion on such matters
+is to be found in experience, and the inward feelings of persons of
+cultivated minds and enlarged observation. And in the preceding remarks we
+have only extended to the drama, principles familiar to artists in every
+other department of human imagination, and generally admitted in them, at
+least, to be correct; and appealed, we trust not in vain, to the
+experience gained, and the lessons learned, by those who have cultivated
+the sister arts in those times with the greatest success.
+
+
+
+
+THE MINSTREL'S CURSE.
+
+FROM UHLAND. BY A. LODGE.
+
+
+ A castle of the olden time, o'er subject regions wide,
+ Throned on its rocky height afar looked forth in feudal pride;
+ And fragrant gardens decked the plain, where lakes, with crystal sheen,
+ Mirrored the pleasant sylvan glades and lawns of living green.
+
+ Here dwelt, of jealous fears the prey, in pomp of moody state,
+ A King, by realms and cities fair, and conquest's laurels great;
+ His glance bespoke the tyrant soul to pity ne'er subdued;
+ His words were chains and torments--his characters were blood!
+
+ Once to these lordly towers at eve approached a tuneful pair,
+ Of reverend silvery tresses one, and one with golden hair;
+ The old man on a palfrey sate--his harp, the Minstrel's pride,
+ He bore--his comrade, young and blithe, tripped lightly at his side.
+
+ Thus to the youth the old man spoke--"My son, it boots to-day,
+ To try our deepest melodies, our most impassioned lay;
+ With cunning'st art essay the notes of blended joy and pain;
+ Perchance this royal heart may own the magic of the strain."
+
+ Soon in the pillared regal hall, amid the courtly throng
+ Of belted knights and beauteous dames, they range the sons of song:--
+ The King, in fearful majesty, recalled the meteor's blaze;
+ His spouse, with beaming loveliness, the moonlight's gentle rays.
+
+ The old man swept the chords--and quick, responsive to the tone,
+ Through all the train each heart confessed the spell of power unknown;
+ And when a clear angelic voice chimed in with youthful fire,
+ 'Twas like the unseen minstrelsy of some ethereal quire!
+
+ They sang of Love's delightful spring--of the old golden time;
+ Of knightly leal, and maiden's truth, and chivalry sublime;
+ Of each high thought that stirs the soul informed with heavenly flame;
+ Of man's exalted destinies--of freedom, worth, and fame!
+
+ They paused:--in rapt attention hushed, the crowd had clustered near;
+ The courtier smoothed the lip of scorn, the warrior dropped a tear;
+ The Queen, with trembling extasy, took from her breast a rose;
+ And see! at the young Minstrel's feet the guerdon flower she throws.
+
+ "Ha!" shrieked the King--"my lieges first, with your detested lays,
+ Ye have seduced--and now my Queen their witchery betrays;
+ Die, tuneful minion!"--at the youth he hurled the gleaming sword,
+ And from the fount of golden strains the crimson tide was poured.
+
+ While scared, as by the lightning's flash, all stood in mute dismay,
+ The boy on his loved master's breast had breathed his soul away:--
+ The old man round the bleeding form his mantle wrapped with speed;
+ Raised the dear victim in his arms, and bound him on his steed.
+
+ The portals passed, he stood awhile, and gazed with tearful eyes--
+ And grasped his harp--the master harp--of thousand harps the prize:
+ Then frantic on a column's base he dashed the useless lyre,
+ And thus the curse of Poesy spoke with a prophet's fire!
+
+ "Woe! Woe! proud towers--dire House of blood! thy guilty courts among,
+ Ne'er may the chords of harmony be waked--the voice of song;
+ The tread of silent slaves alone shall echo mid the gloom,
+ Till Ruin waits, and hovering fiends of vengeance shriek thy doom!
+
+ "Woe! Woe! ye blooming gardens fair--decked in the pride of May,
+ Behold this flower untimely cropped--look--and no more be gay!
+ The sight should wither every leaf--make all your fountains dry,
+ And bid the bright enchantment round in wasteful horror lie!
+
+ "And thou, fell Tyrant, curst for aye of all the tuneful train--
+ May blighted bays, and bitter scorn, mock thy inglorious reign!
+ Perish thy hated name with thee--from songs and annals fade--
+ Thy race--thy power--thy very crimes--lost in oblivion's shade!"
+
+ The aged Bard has spoken--and Heaven has heard the prayer;
+ The haughty towers are crumbling low--no regal dome is there!
+ A single column soars on high, to tell of splendours past--
+ And see! _'tis cracked--it nods the head_--this hour may be it's last!
+
+ Where once the fairy garden smiled, a mournful desert lies--
+ No rills refresh the barren sand--no graceful stems arise--
+ From storied page, and legend strain, this King has vanished long;
+ His race is dead--his power forgot:--such is the might of song!
+
+
+
+
+THE MINE, THE FOREST, AND THE CORDILLERA.[8]
+
+
+The silver mines of Potosi, the virgin forests, and mighty cordilleras of
+South America, are words familiar and full of interest to European ears.
+Countless riches, prodigious vegetable luxuriance, stupendous grandeur,
+are the associations they suggest. With these should be coupled ideas of
+cruelty, desolation, and disease, of human suffering and degradation
+pushed to their utmost limit, of opportunities neglected, and advantages
+misused. Not a bar of silver, or a healing drug, or an Alpaca fleece,
+shipped from Peruvian ports to supply another hemisphere with luxuries and
+comforts, but is the price of an incalculable amount of misery, and even
+of blood--the blood of a race once noble and powerful, now wretched and
+depraved by the agency of those whose duty and in whose power it was to
+civilize and improve them. The corrupt policy of Spanish rulers, the
+baneful example of Spanish colonists and their descendants, have gone far
+towards the depopulation and utter ruin of the richest of South American
+countries. How imprudent and suicidal has been the course adopted, will
+presently be made apparent. Those who desire evidence in support of our
+assertion, need but follow Dr Tschudi, as we now propose doing, into the
+mining, mountainous, and forest districts of Peru.
+
+Difficult and dangerous as a journey through the maritime provinces of
+Peru undeniably is, it is mere railroad travelling when compared with an
+expedition into the interior of the country. In the former case, the land
+is level, and the sun, the sand, and the highwayman, are the only perils
+to be encountered or evaded. But a ramble in the mountains is a succession
+of hairbreadth escapes, a deliberate confronting of constantly recurring
+dangers, to which even the natives unwillingly expose themselves, and
+frequently fall victims. The avalanches, precipices, gaping ravines,
+slippery glaciers, and violent storms common to all Alpine regions, are
+here complicated by other risks peculiar to the South American mountains.
+Heavy rains, lasting for weeks together, falls of snow that in a few
+moments obliterate all trace of a path, treacherous swamps, strange and
+loathsome maladies, and even blindness, combine to deter the traveller
+from his dangerous undertaking. All these did Dr Tschudi brave, and from
+them all, after the endurance of great hardship and suffering, he was
+fortunate enough to escape.
+
+At a very short distance from Lima, the traveller, proceeding eastward,
+gets a foretaste of the difficulties and inconveniences in reserve for
+him. Whilst riding, through the vale of Surco, or through some other of
+the valleys leading from the coast to the mountains, he perceives a
+fountain by the road side, and pauses to refresh his tired mule. Scarcely
+is his intention manifest, when he is startled by a cry from his guide, or
+from a passing Indian--"_Cuidado! Es agua de verruga!_" In these valleys
+reigns a terrible disease called the _verrugas_, attributed by the natives
+to the water of certain springs, and for which all Dr Tschudi's
+investigations were insufficient to discover another cause. Fever, pains
+in the bones, and loss of blood from cutaneous eruptions, are the leading
+symptoms of this malady, which is frequently of long duration, and
+sometimes terminates fatally. It seizes the Indians and lighter castes in
+preference to the white men and negroes, and no specific has yet been
+discovered for its cure. Mules and horses are also subject to its attacks.
+In no country, it would appear from Dr Tschudi's evidence, are there so
+many strange and unaccountable maladies as in Peru. Nearly every valley
+has its peculiar disease, extending over a district of a few square miles,
+and unknown beyond its limits. To most of them it has hitherto been
+impossible to assign a cause. Their origin must probably be sought in
+certain vegetable influences, or in those of the vast variety of minerals
+which the soil of Peru contains.
+
+In the mountains, the shoeing of mules and horses is frequently a matter
+of much difficulty; and it is advisable for the traveller to acquire the
+art, and furnish himself with needful implements, before leaving the more
+civilized part of the country. Farriers are only to be found in the large
+Indian villages, and it is common to ride fifty or sixty leagues without
+meeting with one. In the village of San Geronimo de Surco, the innkeeper
+is the only blacksmith, and Dr Tschudi, whose horse had cast a shoe, was
+compelled to pay half a gold ounce (upwards of thirty shillings) to have
+it replaced. This was one half less than the sum at first demanded by the
+exorbitant son of Vulcan, who doubtless remembered the old Spanish
+proverb, "for a nail is lost a shoe, for a shoe the horse, for the horse
+the horseman."[9] The doctor took the hint, and some lessons in shoeing,
+which afterwards stood him in good stead. It is a common practice in Peru,
+on the sandy coast, and where the roads permit it, to ride a horse or mule
+unshod for the first four or five days of a journey. Then shoes are put on
+the fore feet, and a few days later on the hinder ones. This is thought to
+give new strength to the animals, and to enable them to hold out longer.
+On the mountain tracks, the wear and tear of iron must be prodigious, as
+may be judged from the following description of three leagues of road
+between Viso and San Mateo, by no means the worst bit met with by our
+traveller.
+
+"The valley frequently becomes a mere narrow split in the mountains,
+enclosed between walls of rock a thousand feet high. These enormous
+precipices are either perpendicular, or their summits incline inwards,
+forming a vast arch; along their base, washed by the foaming waters of the
+river, or higher up, along their side, winds the narrow and dangerous
+path. In some places they recede a little from the perpendicular, and
+their abrupt slopes are sprinkled with stones and fragments of rock, which
+every now and then, loosened by rain, detach themselves and roll down into
+the valley. The path is heaped with these fragments, which give way under
+the tread of the heavily laden mules, and afford them scanty foothold.
+From time to time, enormous blocks thunder down the precipice, and bury
+themselves in the waters beneath. I associate a painful recollection with
+the road from Viso to San Mateo. It was there that a mass of stone struck
+one of my mules, and precipitated it into the river. My most important
+instruments and travelling necessaries, a portion of my collections and
+papers, and--an irreparable loss--a diary carefully and conscientiously
+kept during a period of fourteen months, became the prey of the waters.
+Two days later the mule was washed ashore; but its load was irrecoverably
+lost. Each year numerous beasts of burden, and many travellers, perish
+upon this dangerous road. Cavalry on the march are particularly apt to
+suffer, and often a slip of the horse's foot, or a hasty movement of the
+rider, suffices to consign both to the yawning chasm by their side. At the
+inn at Viso I met an officer, who had just come from the mountains,
+bringing his two sons with him. He had taken the youngest before him; the
+other, a boy of ten years of age, rode upon the mule's crupper. Half a
+league from Viso, a large stone came plunging down from the mountain,
+struck the eldest lad, and dashed him into the stream."
+
+Although frequently ill-treated by the Creoles, and especially by the
+officers, the Indians in most parts of Peru show ready hospitality and
+good-will to the solitary traveller. Those in the neighborhood of San
+Mateo are an exception; they are distrustful, rough, and disobliging. When
+a traveller enters the village, he is instantly waited upon by the alcalde
+and regidores, who demand his passport. Has he none, he risks
+ill-treatment, and being put upon a jackass and carried off to the
+nearest prefect. Luckily the ignorance of the village authorities renders
+them easy to deal with; it is rare that they can read. On one occasion,
+when Dr Tschudi's passport was demanded, the only printed paper in his
+pocket was an old playbill, that of the last opera he had attended before
+his departure from Lima, and which he had taken with him as wadding for
+his gun. He handed it to the Indian regidor, who gravely unfolded it,
+stared hard at the words Lucia di Lammermoor, and returned it with the
+remark, that the passport was perfectly in order.
+
+Any thing more wretched in their accommodations than the _tambos_ or
+village inns, can scarcely be imagined. So bad are they, that the
+traveller is sometimes driven to pass the night in the snow rather than
+accept of their shelter, and at the same time submit to the nuisances with
+which they abound. One of these villanous hostelries, in which Dr Tschudi
+several times attempted to sleep, is described by him with a minuteness
+that will rather startle the squeamish amongst his readers. Vermin every
+where, on the floor and walls, in the clothes of the Indian hag
+officiating as hostess, even in the caldron in which a vile mixture of
+potatoe water and Spanish pepper is prepared for supper. For sole bed
+there is the damp earth, upon which hosts, children, and travellers
+stretch themselves. Each person is accommodated with a sheepskin, and over
+the whole company is spread an enormous woollen blanket. But woe to the
+inexperienced traveller who avails himself of the coverings thus
+bountifully furnished, swarming as they are with inhabitants from whose
+assaults escape is impossible. Even if he creeps into a corner, and makes
+himself a bed with his saddle-cloths, he is not secure. Add to these
+comforts a stifling smoke, and other nauseous exhalations, and the gambols
+of innumerable guinea-pigs, common as mice in many parts of Peru, who
+caper the night through over the faces and bodies of the sleepers, and the
+picture of a South American mountain inn will be as complete as it is
+uninviting. But these annoyances, great though they be, are very trifles
+compared to the more serious evils awaiting the traveller in the higher
+regions of the Cordilleras. At about 12,600 feet above the level of the
+sea, the effects of the rarefaction of the atmosphere begin to be sensibly
+and painfully felt. The natives, unacquainted with the real cause of the
+malady thus occasioned, and which by them is called _puna_, by the Spanish
+Creoles _veta_ or _mareo_, attribute it to the exhalations of metals,
+especially of antimony. Horses, not bred in the mountains, suffer greatly
+from the _veta_, and frequently fall down helpless. The arrieros adopt
+various cruel means for their revival, such as cutting off their ears and
+tail, and slitting up their nostrils, the latter being probably the only
+useful remedy, as it allows the animal to inhale a large volume of air. To
+preserve them from the _veta_, chopped garlic is put into their nostrils.
+With human beings, this state of the atmosphere causes the blood to gush
+from the eyes, nose, and lips, and occasions faintings, blood-spittings,
+vomitings, and other unpleasant and dangerous symptoms. The sensation
+somewhat resembles that of sea-sickness, whence the Spanish name of
+_mareo_. The malady, in its most violent form, sometimes causes death from
+excessive loss of blood. Of this, Dr Tschudi saw instances. Much depends
+on the general health and constitution of the persons attacked. The action
+of the _veta_ is very capricious. Some persons do not experience it on a
+first visit to the mountains, but suffer on subsequent ones. Another
+singular circumstance is, that it is much more violent in some places than
+in others of a greater altitude. This affords ground for a supposition,
+that other causes, besides the diminished pressure of the atmosphere,
+concur to occasion it. These as yet remain unknown. The districts in which
+the _veta_ is felt with the greatest intensity, are for the most part very
+metallic, and this has given rise to the Indian theory of its cause.
+
+Another terrible scourge to the traveller in the Cordilleras is the
+_surumpe_, a violent inflammation of the eye, brought on by the sudden
+reflection of the sun from the snow. In those mountains the eyes are kept
+continually in an irritated state by the rarefied air and cutting winds,
+and are consequently unusually susceptible. Often the heavens become
+suddenly overcast, and in a few minutes the yellowish-green waste is one
+sheet of snow. Then out bursts the sun with overpowering splendour, a
+sharp burning pain is instantly felt in the eyes, and speedily increases
+to an unbearable extent. The eyes become red, the lids swell and bleed. So
+violent is the agony as to cause despair and delirium. Dr Tschudi compares
+it to the sensation occasioned by rubbing Spanish pepper or gunpowder into
+the eyes. Chronic inflammation, even total blindness, is the frequent
+consequence of the _surumpe_ in its most intense form. In the Cordilleras
+it is no unusual thing to find Indians sitting by the wayside, shrieking
+from pain, and unable to continue their journey. The Creoles, when they
+visit the mountains, protect themselves with green spectacles and veils.
+
+During five months of the year, from November till March, storms are of
+almost daily occurrence in the Cordilleras. They commence with remarkable
+punctuality between two and three in the afternoon, and continue till five
+or half-past; later than this, or in the night, a storm was never known to
+occur. They are accompanied by falls of snow, which last till after
+midnight. The morning sun dispels the cold mist that hangs about the
+mountain peaks, and in a few hours the snow is melted. "On the raging
+ocean," says Dr Tschudi, "and in the dark depths of the aboriginal
+forests, I have witnessed terrific storms, whose horrors were increased by
+surrounding gloom and imminent danger, but never did I feel anxiety and
+alarm as in Antaichahua, (a district of the Cordilleras celebrated for
+storms.) For hours together flash followed flash in uninterrupted
+succession, painting blood-red cataracts upon the naked precipices; the
+thunder crashed, the zigzag lightning ran along the ground, leaving long
+furrows in the scorched grass. The atmosphere quivered with the continuous
+roll of thunder, repeated a thousand-fold by the mountain echoes. The
+traveller, overtaken by these terrific tempests, leaves his trembling
+horse, and seeks shelter and refuge beneath some impending rock."
+
+The hanging bridges and _huaros_ are not to be forgotten in enumerating
+the perils of Peruvian travelling. The former are composed of four thick
+ropes of cow-hide, connected by a weft of cords of the same material, and
+overlaid with branches, straw, and agair roots. The ropes are fastened to
+posts on either side of the river; a couple of cords, two or three feet
+higher than the bridge, serve for balustrades; and over this unsteady
+causeway, which swings like a hammock, the traveller has to pass, leading
+his reluctant mule. The passage of rivers by _huaros_ is much worse, and
+altogether a most unpleasant operation. It can be effected only where the
+banks are high and precipitous. A single strong rope extends from one
+shore to the other, with a wooden machine, in form of a yoke, slung upon
+it. To this yoke the traveller is tied, and is then drawn over by means of
+a second cord. In case of the main rope breaking, the passenger by the
+yoke is inevitably drowned. When rivers are traversed in this manner, the
+mules and horses are driven into the water, and compelled to swim across.
+
+But a further detail of the dangers and difficulties of travel in Peru
+would leave us little space to enumerate its interesting results.
+Supposing the reader, therefore, to have safely accomplished his journey
+through the solitary ravines, and over the chilly summits of the
+Cordilleras, we transport him at once to the Cerro de Pasco, famed for the
+wealth of its silver mines. In a region of snow and ice, at an elevation
+of 13,673 feet above the sea, he suddenly comes in sight of a large and
+populous city, built in a hollow, and surrounded on all sides by lakes and
+swamps. On the margin of eternal snows, in the wildest district of Peru,
+and in defiance of the asperities of climate, Mammon has assembled a host
+of worshippers to dig and delve in the richest of his storehouses.
+
+Some two hundred and fifteen years ago, according to the legend, a small
+pampa that lies south-east from Lake Lauricocha, the mother of the mighty
+river Amazon, an Indian, Hauri Capcha by name, tended his master's sheep.
+Having wandered one day to an unusual distance from his hut, he sought
+shelter from the cold under a rock, and lighted a large fire. The
+following morning he saw to his astonishment that the stone beneath the
+ashes had melted and become pure silver. He joyfully informed his
+employer, a Spaniard of the name of Ugarte, of this singular circumstance.
+Ugarte hastened to the place, and found that his shepherd had lit upon a
+vein of silver ore of extraordinary richness, of which he at once took
+possession, and worked it with great success. This same mine is still
+worked, and is known as _la Descubridora_, the discoverer. Presently a
+number of persons came from the village of Pasco, two leagues distant, and
+sought and discovered new veins. The great richness of the ore and the
+increase of employment soon drew crowds to the place--some to work, others
+to supply the miners with the necessaries of life; and thus, in a very
+brief time, there sprung up a town of eighteen thousand inhabitants.
+
+The ground whereon Cerro de Pasco is built is a perfect network of silver
+veins, to get at which the earth has been opened in every direction. Many
+of the inhabitants work the mines in their own cellars; but this, of
+course, is on a small scale, and there are not more than five hundred
+openings meriting, by reason of their depth and importance, the name of
+shafts. All, however, whether deep or shallow, are worked in a very
+senseless, disorderly, and imprudent manner--the sole object of their
+owners being to obtain, at the least possible expense, and in the shortest
+possible time, the utmost amount of ore. Nobody ever thinks of arching or
+walling the interior of the excavations, and consequently the shafts and
+galleries frequently fall in, burying under their ruins the unfortunate
+Indian miners. Not a year passes without terrible catastrophes of this
+kind. In the mine of Matagente, (literally, Kill-people,) now entirely
+destroyed, three hundred labourers lost their lives by accident. For
+incurring these terrible risks, and for a species of labour of all others
+the most painful and wearisome, the Indians are wretchedly paid, and their
+scanty earnings are diminished by the iniquitous truck system which is in
+full operation in the mines as well as in the plantations of Peru. The
+miner who, at the week's end, has a dollar to receive, esteems himself
+fortunate, and forthwith proceeds to spend it in brandy. The mining
+Indians are the most depraved and degraded of their race. When a mine is
+in _boya_, as it is called, that is to say, at periods when it yields
+uncommonly rich metal, more labourers are required, and temporarily taken
+on. When this occurs in several mines at one time, the population of Cerro
+de Pasco sometimes doubles and trebles itself. During the boyas, the
+miners are paid by a small share in the daily produce of their labours.
+They sometimes succeed in improving their shares by stealing the ore, but
+this is very difficult, so narrowly are they searched when they leave the
+mine. One man told Dr Tschudi how he had managed to appropriate the
+richest piece of ore he ever saw. He tied it on his back, and pretended to
+be so desperately ill, that the corporal allowed him to leave the mine.
+Wrapped in his poncho, he was carried past the inspectors by two
+confederates, and the treasure was put in safety. Formerly when a mine
+yielded polvorilla, a black ore in the form of powder, but of great
+richness, the miners stripped themselves naked, wetted their whole body,
+and then rolled in this silver dust, which stuck to them. Released from
+the mine they washed off the crust, and sold it for several dollars. This
+device, however, was detected, and, for several years past, the departing
+miners are compelled to strip for inspection.
+
+Like the extraction of the ore, the purification of the silver from the
+dross is conducted in the rudest and most primitive manner. The
+consequence is an immense consumption of quicksilver. On each mark of
+silver, worth in Lima eight and a-half dollars, or about thirty shillings,
+it is estimated that half a pound of quicksilver is expended. The
+quicksilver comes chiefly from Spain--very little from Idria--in iron jars
+containing seventy-five pounds weight. The price of one of these jars
+varies from sixty to one hundred dollars, but is sometimes as high as one
+hundred and forty dollars. Both the amalgamation and separation of the
+metals are so badly managed, as to occasion a terrible amount of mercurial
+disease amongst the Indians employed in the process. From the
+refining-houses the silver is, or ought to be, sent to Callana, the
+government melting-house, there to be cast into bars of a hundred pounds
+weight, each of which is stamped and charged with imposts to the amount of
+about forty-four dollars. But a vast deal of the metal is smuggled to the
+coast and shipped for Europe without ever visiting the Callana. Hence it
+is scarcely possible to estimate the quantity annually produced. The
+amount registered is from two to three hundred thousand marks--rarely over
+the latter sum.
+
+Residence in the Cerro de Pasco is highly disagreeable. The climate is
+execrable; cold and stormy, with heavy rains and violent falls of snow.
+Nothing less than the _auri sacra fames_ could have induced such a
+congregation of human beings, from all nations and corners of the globe,
+in so inhospitable a latitude. The new-comer with difficulty accustoms
+himself to the severity of the weather, and to the perpetual hammering
+going on under his feet, and at night under his very bed, for the mines
+are worked without cessation. Luckily earthquakes are rare in that region.
+A heavy shock would bury the whole town in the bosom of the earth.
+
+Silver being the only produce of the soil, living is very dear in the
+Cerro. All the necessaries of life have to be brought from a great
+distance; and this, combined with the greediness of the vendors, and the
+abundance of money, causes enormous prices to be demanded and obtained.
+House-rent is exorbitantly high; the keep of a horse often costs, owing to
+the want of forage, from two to three dollars a-day. Here, as at Lima, the
+coffee and eating-houses are kept by Italians, principally Genoese. The
+population of the town is the most motley imaginable; scarcely a country
+in the world but has its representatives. Of the upper classes the darling
+vice is gambling, carried to an almost unparalleled extent. From earliest
+morning cards and dice are in full activity: the mine proprietor leaves
+his counting-house and silver carts, the trader abandons his shop, to
+indulge for a couple of hours in his favourite amusement; and, when the
+evening comes, play is universal in all the best houses of the town. The
+mayordomos, or superintendents of the mines, sit down to the gaming-table
+at nightfall, and only leave it when at daybreak the bell summons them to
+the shaft. Often do they gamble away their share in a boya long before
+signs of one are apparent. Amongst the Indians, drunkenness is the chief
+failing. When primed by spirits, they become quarrelsome; and scarcely a
+Sunday or holiday passes without savage fights between the workmen of
+different mines. Severe wounds, and even deaths, are the consequences of
+these encounters, in which the authorities never dream of interfering.
+When, owing to the richness of a boya, the Indian finds himself possessed
+of an unusual number of dollars, he squanders then in the most ridiculous
+manner, like a drunken sailor with a year's pay in his pocket. Dr Tschudi
+saw one fellow buy a Spanish cloak for ninety-two dollars. Draping it
+round him, he proceeded to the next town, got drunk, rolled himself in the
+gutter, and then threw away the cloak because it was torn and dirty. A
+watchmaker told the doctor that once an Indian came to him to buy a gold
+watch. He handed him one, with the remark that the price was twelve gold
+ounces, (two hundred and four dollars,) and that it would probably be too
+dear for him. The Indian took the watch, paid for it, and then dashing it
+upon the ground, walked away, saying that the thing was no use to him.
+
+Besides the mines of Cerro de Pasco, Dr Tschudi gives us details of many
+others situate in various parts of Peru. The Salcedo mine, in the province
+of Puno, is celebrated for the tragical end of its discoverer. Don Jose
+Salcedo, a poor Spaniard, was in love with an Indian girl, whose mother
+promised to show him a silver vein of uncommon richness if he would marry
+her daughter. He did so, and worked the vein with great success. After a
+time the fame of his wealth roused the envy of the Conde de Lemos, then
+viceroy of Peru. By his generosity and benevolence Salcedo had made
+himself very popular with the Indians, and this served the viceroy as a
+pretext to accuse him of high treason, on the ground of his stirring up
+the population against the Spanish government. Salcedo was imprisoned, and
+sentenced to death. Whilst in his dungeon he besought Count Lemos to send
+the papers relating to his trial to the supreme tribunal at Madrid, and to
+allow him to make an appeal to the king's mercy. If this request were
+granted, he promised to pay a daily tribute of a bar of silver, from the
+time of the ship's sailing from Callao to that of its return. In those
+days the voyage from Callao to Spain and back occupied from twelve to
+sixteen months. This may give an idea of the wealth of Salcedo and his
+mine. The viceroy refused the condition, hung up Salcedo, (in May 1669,)
+and set out for the mines. But his injustice and cruelty were doomed to
+disappointment. Whilst Salcedo prepared for death, his mother-in-law and
+her friends and relations betook themselves to the mine, destroyed the
+works, filled it with water, and closed the entrance so skilfully that it
+was impossible to discover it. They then dispersed in various directions,
+and neither promises nor tortures could induce those who were afterwards
+captured, to reveal the position of the mine. To this day it remains
+undiscovered.
+
+Another example of the exceeding richness of Peruvian mines is to be found
+in that of San Jose, in the department of Huancavelica. Its owner asked
+the viceroy Castro, whose friend he was, to stand godfather to his first
+child. The viceroy was prevented from going himself, but sent his wife as
+a proxy. To do her honour, the proprietor of San Jose caused a triple row
+of silver bars to be placed along the whole of the distance, and it was no
+short one, between his house and the church. Over this costly causeway the
+vice-queen Castro accompanied the child to its baptism. On her departure
+her magnificent Amphitryon made her a present of the silver road as a mark
+of gratitude for the honour she had done him. Since then, the mines and
+the province have borne the name of Castrovireyna. Most of the former are
+now no longer worked. In the richest of them, owing to the careless mode
+of mining, one hundred and twenty-two workmen were buried alive at one
+time. Since then, no Indian can be prevailed upon to enter it.
+
+The Indians have not been slow to discover how little advantage they
+derive from the mining system, procuring them, as it does, small pay for
+severe labour. Hence, although acquainted for centuries past with
+innumerable rich veins of ore, the knowledge of which has been handed down
+from father to son, they obstinately persist in keeping them secret. All
+endeavours to shake this determination have hitherto been fruitless; even
+the rarely failing argument of brandy in these cases loses its power. The
+existence of the treasures has been ascertained beyond a doubt; but there
+is not a shadow of hope that the stubborn reserved Indian will ever reveal
+their locality to the greedy Creole and detested Metis. Numerous and
+romantic are the tales told of this determined concealment, and of the
+prudence and watchfulness of the Indians. "In the great village of
+Huancayo," says Dr Tschudi, "there lived, a few years ago, two brothers,
+Jose and Pedro Iriarte, who ranked amongst the most influential of
+Peruvian miners. They knew that in the neighbouring hills veins of almost
+virgin silver existed, and, with a view to their discovery, they
+dispatched a young man to a village near which they suspected them to be
+situate. The emissary took up his dwelling in the hut of a shepherd, with
+whose daughter, after a few months' residence, he established an intrigue.
+At last the young girl promised to show him a rich mine. On a certain day,
+when she drove her sheep to the pasture, he was to follow her at a
+distance, and to dig the spot where she should let her cloak fall. This he
+did, and after very brief labour found a cavity in the earth disclosing
+ore of uncommon richness. Whilst breaking out the metal, he was joined by
+the girl's father, who declared himself delighted at the discovery, and
+offered to help him. After some hours' labour they paused to rest, and the
+old Indian handed his companion a gourd of chicha, (a fermented drink,) of
+which the latter thankfully drank. Soon, however, the young man felt
+himself ill, and knew that he was poisoned. Taking his wallet full of ore,
+he hastened to the village, mounted his horse, and rode to Huancayo, where
+he informed Iriarte of what had occurred, described the position of the
+mine, and died the same night. Immediate and careful researches were of no
+avail. The Indian and his family had disappeared, the mine had been filled
+up, and was never discovered."
+
+A Franciscan monk, also resident in Huancayo, a confirmed gambler, and
+consequently often embarrassed for money, had gained, by his kindness, the
+affections of the Indians, who constantly brought him small presents of
+cheese and poultry. One day when he had lost heavily, he confided his
+difficulties to an Indian, his particular gossip. The latter promised to
+help him, and the next evening brought him a large sack full of the
+richest silver ore. The same was repeated several times; but the monk, not
+satisfied, did not cease to importune his friend to show him the place
+whence he took the treasure. The Indian at last agreed to do so. In the
+night-time he came, with two companions, to the dwelling of the
+Franciscan, blindfolded him, put him on his shoulders, and carried him,
+alternately with his comrades, a distance of some leagues into the
+mountains. Here the monk was set down, and found himself in a small
+shallow shaft, where his eyes were dazzled by the beauty of the silver.
+When he had gazed at it long enough, and loaded himself with the ore, he
+was carried back as he had been brought. On his way he unfastened his
+chaplet, and from time to time let a grain drop, trusting by this means to
+trace out the mine. He had been but a few hours in bed when he was
+disturbed by the entrance of his guide. "Father," said the Indian,
+quietly, "you have lost your rosary." And he presented him with a handful
+of the beads.
+
+This mania for concealment is not universal amongst the Peruvians, who, it
+must be remembered, originally sprang from various tribes, united by the
+Incas into one nation. Great differences of character and manners are
+still to be found amongst them, some showing themselves as frank and
+friendly towards the white men as others are mistrustful and inimical. The
+principal mines that are or have been worked, were pointed out to the
+Spaniards by the natives. Generally, however, the latter look upon seekers
+of mines with suspicion, and they still relate with horror and disgust,
+how Huari Capcha, the discoverer of the mines of Cerro de Pasco, was
+thrown by Ugarte into a gloomy dungeon, where he pined away his life. Dr
+Tschudi could not ascertain the authenticity of this tale, but he often
+heard it told by the Indians, who gave it as a reason for concealing any
+new mines they might discover.
+
+At the pass of Antarangra, 15,600 feet above the level of the sea, Dr
+Tschudi found two small lakes, scarcely thirty paces asunder. One of these
+is the source of the river San Mateo, which flows westward, passes Lima
+under the name of the Rimac, and discharges itself into the Pacific Ocean;
+the other sends its waters through a number of small mountain lakes to the
+river Pachachaca, a diminutive tributary of the mighty Amazon. The worthy
+doctor confesses that he could not resist the temptation to disturb the
+order of nature, by transporting a jug-full of the water intended for the
+Atlantic, into the lake communicating with the Pacific. Of a more serious
+cast were his reflections on the mighty power that had raised these
+tremendous mountains, on whose summits sea-shells and other marine
+substances testify to the fact of the ocean having once rolled over their
+materials.
+
+Between the Cordilleras and the Andes, 12,000 feet above the sea, lie the
+vast tracts of desolate tableland known as the Puna, a Peruvian word
+equivalent to the Spanish _despoblado_. These plains extend through the
+whole length of Peru from N.W. to S.E., a distance of 350 Spanish miles,
+continue through Bolivia, and run out eastward into the territory of the
+Argentine republic. Their sole inhabitants are a few shepherds, who live
+with their families in wretched huts, and tend large flocks of sheep,
+oxen, alpacas, and llamas, to which the yellow and meagre grasses of the
+Puna yield a scanty nourishment. The district is swept by the cold winds
+from the Cordilleras, the climate is most inhospitable, unintermitting
+snow and storm during four months of the year. A remarkable effect of the
+Puna wind is the rapid drying of dead bodies. A few days suffice to
+convert a dead mule into a perfect mummy, the very entrails free from
+corruption. Here and there the dry and piercingly cold wind, which causes
+extreme suffering to the traveller's eyes and skin, changes its
+temperature, or, it were better said, is crossed by a current of warm air,
+sometimes only two or three paces, at others several hundred feet, in
+breadth. These warm streams run in a parallel direction to each other, and
+Dr Tschudi deposes to having passed through five or six in the space of
+two leagues. He noticed them particularly in the months of August and
+September, and, according to his observations, their usual direction was
+that of the Cordillera, namely, from S.S.W. to N.N.E. He once travelled
+for several leagues in one of these currents, the width of which did not
+exceed seven-and-twenty paces. Its temperature was eleven degrees of
+Reaumur higher than the adjacent atmosphere. The existence of these warm
+streams is in some cases permanent, for the muleteers will frequently tell
+beforehand where they are to be met with. The causes of such singular
+phenomena, says Dr Tschudi, are well deserving the closest investigation
+of the meteorologist.
+
+The numerous deep valleys, of greater or less extent, which intersect the
+Puna, are known as the Sierra, and their inhabitants as Serranos, although
+that term is also applied by the dwellers on the coast of Peru to all
+natives of the interior. Here the climate is temperate, not unlike that of
+the central countries of Europe; towns and villages are numerous, and the
+fruitful soil brings forth abundantly, watered by the sweat of the
+laborious Indians. The people are hospitable in the extreme, and the
+stranger is welcome in their dwellings so long as he chooses to abide
+there. They appear, however, to be as yet very far removed from
+civilisation. Their favourite diversions, cock and bull fighting, are
+carried on in the most barbarous manner. Their chief vice is an extreme
+addiction to brandy, and even the better classes get up evening parties
+for the express purpose of indulging in the fiery liquor. The ladies as
+well as the men consume it in large quantities, and Dr Tschudi estimates
+the average consumption at one of these jaranas, or drinking bouts, to
+amount to nearly a bottle per man or woman. At a ball given in 1839, in
+one of the principal towns of the Sierra, to the Chilian general
+Bulnes--now president of Chili--the brandy flowed so abundantly, that when
+morning came many of the dancers, both male and female, lay dead drunk
+upon the floor. The sole extenuation of such disgusting excesses is the
+want of education of those who commit them, and the force of habit, which
+prevents them from seeing any thing disgraceful in intoxication. It is
+only in society that the Serrano gets drunk. In everyday life, when
+jaranas are not going on, he is a sober man.
+
+The dramatic representations of scenes in the life of Christ, introduced
+by the Spanish monks who accompanied Pizarro, with a view to the easier
+conversion of the Aborigines, have long been discontinued in the larger
+Peruvian cities. But in the Sierra they are still kept up, and all the
+efforts of enlightened priests to suppress them, have been frustrated by
+the tenacity and threats of the Indians. Dr Tschudi gives an extraordinary
+description of the celebration of Good Friday. "From early dawn," he says,
+"the church is crammed with Indians, who pass the morning in fasting and
+prayer. At two in the afternoon a large image of the Saviour is brought
+out of the sacristy and laid down near the altar, which is veiled. No
+sooner does this occur than the whole congregation rush forward and
+strive to touch the wounds with scraps of cotton, and then ensues a
+screaming, crowding, and fighting, only to be equalled by the uproar at an
+ill conducted fair, until the priests at last succeed in restoring order.
+The figure of the Saviour is now attached to the cross with three very
+large silver nails, and a rich silver crown is placed upon its head; on
+either side are the crosses of the two thieves. The Indians gaze their
+fill and leave the church, but return thither at eight in the evening. The
+edifice is then brilliantly illuminated, and at the foot of the cross
+stand, wrapped in white robes, four priests, the _santos varones_ or holy
+men, whose office it is to take down the body of the Saviour. A short
+distance off, upon a stage or scaffolding, stands the Virgin Mary, in deep
+mourning, and with a white cloth round her head. In a long discourse a
+priest explains the scene to the congregation, and at the close of his
+sermon, turning to the _santos varones_, he says--'Ye holy men, mount the
+ladders of the cross, and bring down the body of the dead Saviour!' Two of
+the priests ascend with hammers, and the preacher continues--'Thou, holy
+man on the right side of the Saviour, strike the first blow upon the nail
+in the hand, and take it out!' The hammer falls, and the sound of the blow
+is the signal for the cry of _Misericordia! Misericordia!_ repeated by
+thousands of voices in tones of anguish so heart-rending, as to produce a
+strangely painful impression upon the hearer. The nail is handed to a
+priest at the foot of the cross, to be taken to the Virgin Mary, still
+standing upon her scaffold. To her the preacher now addressed himself with
+the words--'Thou, afflicted mother, approach and receive the nail that
+pierced the right hand of thy blessed son!' And as the priest draws near
+to the image of the Virgin, the latter, moved by a secret mechanism,
+advances to meet him, receives the nail in both hands, places it in a
+silver bowl, dries its eyes, and returns to its place. These movements are
+repeated when the two other nails and the crown are brought down. The
+whole scene has for accompaniment the unintermitting howling and sobbing
+of the Indians, which redouble at each stroke of the hammer, and reaches
+its apogee when the body is delivered to the Virgin, who then again begins
+to weep violently. The image of Christ is laid in a coffin adorned with
+flowers, and is carried by torchlight through every street of the town.
+Whilst the procession makes its circuit, the Indians erect twelve arches
+of flowers in front of the church door, placing between each two of them a
+carpet of the like materials, the simplest and most beautiful that it is
+possible to see. Each carpet is manufactured by two Indians, neither of
+whom seems to trouble himself about the proceedings of his comrade; but
+yet, with incredible rapidity and a wonderful harmony of operation, the
+most tasteful designs grow under their hands in rich variety of colours.
+Arabesques, landscapes, and animals appear as if by magic. It was highly
+interesting to me to observe in Tarma, upon one of these carpets, an exact
+representation of the Austrian double eagle, as the Indians had seen it on
+the quicksilver jars from Idria. When the procession returns, the Virgin
+Mary is carried back into the church through the arches of flowers."
+
+The traveller in the Sierras of Peru frequently encounters plantations of
+a shrub about six feet high, bearing bright green leaves, white flowers,
+and scarlet berries. This is the celebrated coca tree, the comforter and
+friend of the Peruvian Indian under all hardships and evil usage. Deprive
+the Turk of coffee and pipe, the Chinese of opium, the sailor and soldier
+of grog and tobacco, and no one of them will be so miserable as the Indian
+bereft of his coca. Without it he cannot exist; it is more essential to
+him than meat or drink, for it enables him to dispense with both. With his
+quid of dried coca leaves in his mouth, he forgets all calamities; his
+rags, his poverty, the cruelties of his taskmaster. One meal a-day
+suffices him, but thrice at least he must suspend his labour to chew his
+coca. Even the greedy Creoles have been compelled to give in to this
+imperious necessity, and to allow their labourers a quarter or half an
+hour's respite three times in the day. In mines and plantations, wherever
+Indians work, this is the universal practice. Although continued as a
+barbarous custom by the whites, some few of the latter are inveterately
+addicted to coca chewing, which they generally, however, practise
+clandestinely. The effect of this plant upon the human system is very
+similar to that of certain narcotics, administered in small doses. Taken
+in excessive quantities it is highly injurious; used in moderation, Dr
+Tschudi inclines to think it not only harmless, but positively salutary.
+The longevity of the Indians, and their power of enduring great fatigue,
+and performing the hardest work upon a very scant allowance of food, are
+certainly in favour of this belief. The doctor met with men of 120 and 130
+years old, and he assures us that such are by no means exceedingly rare in
+Peru.[10] Some of these men had chewed coca leaves from their boyhood
+upwards.
+
+Allowing their daily ration to be no more than one ounce, the consumption,
+in their lifetime, would amount to the prodigious quantity of twenty-seven
+hundred pounds weight. Yet they were in perfect health. The coca is
+considered by the Indians to be an antidote to the _veta_, and Dr Tschudi
+confirms this by his own experience. Previously to his hunting excursions
+in the upper regions of the Puna, he used to drink a strong decoction of
+coca leaves, and found it strengthening and a preservative from the
+effects of the rarefied atmosphere. So convinced is he of its salubrious
+properties, that he recommends its adoption in European navies, or at
+least a trial of its effects during a Polar or some other distant
+expedition. One of the chief causes of Indian hatred to the Spaniards is
+to be traced in the attempted suppression by the latter of the use of
+coca, during the earlier period of their domination in Peru, their sole
+reason being their contempt for Indian customs, and wish to destroy the
+nationality of the people. Royal decrees were fulminated against coca
+chewing, and priests and governors united to abolish it. After a time, the
+owners of mines and plantations discovered its utility, in giving strength
+and courage to their Indian vassals; books were written in its defence,
+and anti-coca legislation speedily became obsolete. Since then, several
+learned and reverend writers, Jesuits and others, have suggested its
+introduction into Europe, as a substitute for tea and coffee, to which
+they hold it far superior. There can be little doubt that--like as tobacco
+is considered to preserve armies from mutiny and disaffection--the
+soothing properties of coca have saved Peru from many bloody outbreaks of
+the Indian population. But even this potent and much-loved drug has at
+times been insufficient to restrain the deadly hatred cherished by the
+Peruvians towards their white oppressors.
+
+The Leyes de las Indias, or code for the government of the Spanish
+colonies, although in some instances severe and arbitrary, were mild and
+paternal compared with their administration by the viceroys and other
+officials. Amongst them were two enactments, the Mita and the
+Repartimiento, intended by their propounders to civilize and improve the
+Indians, but fearfully abused in practice. By the Mita, the Peruvians were
+compelled to work in the mines and plantations. Every Spaniard who
+possessed one of these, received from the corregidor a certain number of
+Indians, to each of whom he paid daily wages, and for each of them an
+annual contribution of eight dollars to the State. This plan, if fairly
+and conscientiously carried out, might have been made a means of
+reclaiming the Indians from barbarity and idleness. But the truck system,
+unlimited and excessive time of labour, and other abuses, caused it to
+produce the precisely opposite effect to that proposed by the framers of
+the law. One-third only of the stipulated wage was given in money, the
+remainder in European manufactures, charged at exorbitant prices; and the
+Indians, unable to purchase the bare necessaries of life, were compelled
+to incur debts with their employers--debts that they could never pay off,
+and which rendered them slaves for their whole lives. The field labourers
+were made to toil from three in the morning till an hour after sundown;
+even the Sunday was no day of rest for these unfortunate helots. Such
+increasing and painful exertions annually swept away thousands of Indians.
+Various writers estimate at nine millions the number of those killed by
+labour and accident in the mines, during the last three centuries. Dr
+Tschudi does not think this an exaggeration, and calculates that three
+millions more have been sacrificed in the plantations, especially in the
+coca fields of the backwoods.
+
+The Repartimiento was the distribution of European wares and luxuries by
+the provincial authorities. Under this law, intended for the convenience
+of the people, and to supply them with clothes and other necessaries at
+fair prices, every corregidor became a sort of shopkeeper, caused all
+manner of merchandise to be sent to him from the capital, and compelled
+the Indian to buy. The prices affixed to the articles were absurdly
+exorbitant; a needle cost a real, a worthless knife or a pound of iron a
+dollar, an ell of printed calico two or three dollars. Lace, silk
+stockings, and false jewellery, were forced upon the richer class. After a
+short delay, the money was demanded; those who could not pay had their
+goods seized, and were sold as slaves to the mines or plantations. Not
+only useless objects--razors, for instance, for the beardless Indians--but
+things positively injurious and inconvenient, were thrust upon the
+unwilling purchasers. It will scarcely be believed that a corregidor, to
+whom a commercial friend had sent a consignment of spectacles, issued an
+edict, compelling all Indians, under penalty of a heavy fine, to wear
+glasses at certain public festivals.
+
+Against the abominable system of which the above abuses formed but a part,
+it was to be expected that sooner or later the Indians would revolt. For
+two centuries they submitted to it with wonderful patience and
+long-suffering. At last, a man was found to hoist the bloody flag of
+insurrection and revenge.
+
+Juan Santos, surnamed the Apostate, was an Indian from Huamanga, and
+claimed descent from Atahualpa, the last of the Incas, whom Pizarro hung.
+In the year 1741, having killed a Spaniard of noble birth in a quarrel, he
+fled to the woods, and there brooded over the oppression to which his
+countrymen were subjected. At that time, the zealous Spanish missionaries
+had made great progress in the conversion of the _Indios bravos_, a savage
+and cannibal tribe, amongst whom they fearlessly ventured, undeterred by
+the murder of many who had preceded them. Against these priests Santos
+instigated an outbreak. He first addressed himself to the tribe of the
+Campas, declared himself a descendant of the mighty Peruvian kings, and
+asserted that he possessed supernatural power, that he knew all their
+thoughts, and had the portrait of each of them in his heart. Then calling
+the Indians to him one by one, he lifted his upper garment, and allowed
+them to look in a mirror fastened upon his breast. The savages, astonished
+at the reflection of their faces, conceived a great veneration for Santos,
+and implicitly obeyed him. He at once led them to a general attack upon
+the priests, their property, and religion. By bold and sudden assaults,
+several Spanish fortified posts were taken, and the garrisons murdered. At
+the fort of Quimiri, the Indians put the muskets of the slain soldiers in
+a heap, set fire to them, and danced round the blazing pile. But the
+surprise of the place had been so well managed, that the Spaniards had had
+no time to fire even one volley, and their muskets were still loaded.
+Heated by the flames, they exploded, and spread destruction amongst the
+dancing savages. Churches and mission-houses were destroyed, villages
+burnt, plantations laid waste; the priests were tied to the images of
+saints, and thrown into the rivers. In a few weeks, the missionary
+districts of middle Peru were utterly ravaged, and terror reigned in the
+land. The Spaniards feared a revolt of the Sierra Indians; strong measures
+were taken, forts built along the frontier, and the _bravos_ driven back
+to their own territory. What became of Santos is not exactly known. Some
+affirm that he united several savage tribes in a confederacy, and ruled
+over them till his death. In the monastery of Ocopa, Dr Tschudi found an
+old manuscript, in which was the following note:--"The monster and
+apostate Juan Santos Atahualpa, after his diabolical destruction of our
+missions, suffered terribly from the wrath of God. He met the fate of
+Herod, and was eaten alive by worms."
+
+Although of short duration, the insurrection headed by Santos was weighty
+in its consequences. It showed the Indians their strength, and was
+followed by repeated revolts, especially in Southern Peru. For want of an
+able leader they all proved fruitless, until Tupac Amaru, cacique of
+Tungasuca, put himself at the head of a matured and well-organized
+revolution. A valid pretext for this was afforded by the corregidor of
+Tinta, Don Antonio Ariaga, who in one year, 1780, made repartimientos to
+the amount of three hundred and forty thousand dollars, and exacted the
+money for the useless wares with cruel severity. Tupac Amaru assembled the
+Indians, seized the corregidor, and hung him. This was the signal for a
+general uprising in the whole of Southern Peru, and a bloody war ensued.
+In April 1781, Tupac Amaru, his wife, and several of the rebel chiefs,
+were made prisoners by a detachment of Spanish cavalry. They were tried at
+Cuzco, found guilty, and condemned to death. The unfortunate cacique was
+compelled to witness the execution of his wife, two sons, his
+brother-in-law, Antonio Bastidas, and of other relations and friends. He
+then had his tongue cut out, and was torn by four horses. His body was
+burned, his head and limbs were stuck upon poles in different towns of the
+disturbed districts. In Huancayo, Dr Tschudi met with an old Creole, who,
+when a lad of sixteen, had witnessed the barbarous execution of the
+cacique of Tangasuca. He described him as a tall handsome man, with a
+quick piercing eye, and serious resolute countenance. He beheld the death
+of his family with great emotion, but submitted without a murmur to his
+own horrible fate. He was not long unavenged. His brother, his remaining
+son Andres, and a daring Indian chief named Nicacatari, carried on the war
+with increased vigour and ferocity, and at the head of a numerous force
+threw themselves before the large fortified town of Sorrata, whither the
+Spaniards from the surrounding country, trusting to the strength of the
+place, had fled for safety. When Andres Tupac Amaru saw that with his
+Indians, armed only with knives, clubs, and slings, he had no chance
+against the powerful artillery of his foe, he caused the streams from the
+neighbouring mountains to be conducted to the town, and surrounded it with
+water The earthen fortifications were soon undermined, and when they gave
+way the place was taken by assault. With the exception of eighty-seven
+priests and monks, the whole of the besieged, twenty-two thousand in
+number, were cruelly slaughtered. From Sorrata the Indian army moved
+westwards, and was victorious in several actions with the Spanish troops.
+Gold, however, accomplished what the sword had failed to do. Seduced by
+bribes and promises, an Indian follower of Andres guided a party of
+Spanish soldiers to the council house of the rebels. The chiefs were all
+taken and put to death. Deprived of its leaders, the Indian army broke up
+and dispersed. Innumerable executions followed, and the war was estimated
+to have cost from first to last nearly a hundred thousand lives. Its only
+beneficial result to the Indians was the abolition of repartimientos.
+
+During the revolution that lost Peru to Spain, the Indians took part with
+the patriots, who deluded them with promises of a monarchy, and of placing
+a descendant of the Incas on the throne. Not clearly understanding the
+causes of the war, the Indians frequently turned their arms against their
+own allies, and killed all white men who fell into their power. Many
+provinces were entirely deserted by the Creoles and Metises, in
+consequence of the furious animosity of the coloured race. In Jauja, the
+Indians swore they would not leave so much as a white dog or fowl alive,
+and they even scratched the white paint from the walls of the houses. When
+General Valdos and his cavalry crossed the river of Jauja and attacked the
+Indians, the latter scorned to save themselves by flight, but threw
+themselves upon the lances with cries of "_Mata me, Godo!_[11] Kill me!"
+Two thousand remained upon the field, the Spaniards not ceasing to kill
+till their arms were too tired to strike.
+
+Dr Tschudi inclines to believe that sooner or later the Indians will throw
+off the yoke of the effeminate and cowardly Creoles, and establish a
+government of their own. Whether such a government will be able or allowed
+to maintain itself, it is difficult to say; although, as the doctor
+observes, why should it not, at least, as well as a negro republic in an
+Archipelago peopled by the most civilized nations of Europe? Since the
+separation of Peru from Spain, the Indians have made great progress in
+many respects; they have been admitted into the army, have become familiar
+with fire-arms and military manoeuvres, and have learned the manufacture
+of gunpowder, materials for which their mountains abundantly afford. Their
+hatred of the whites is bitter as ever, their feeling of nationality very
+strong--their attachment to the memory of their Incas, and to their old
+form of government, undiminished. In spite of long oppression, they still
+possess pride and self-reliance. Besides the government forced upon them
+by the Creoles, they preserve and obey their old laws. Let a leader like
+Tupac Amaru appear amongst them, and there is every probability of an
+Indian revolution, very different in its results to any that has yet
+occurred.
+
+Most Robinson Crusoe-like in its interest is the long chapter wherein Dr
+Tschudi details his forest adventures, and we regret that we must be very
+summary in our notice of it. With extraordinary courage and perseverance
+the doctor and a German friend made their way to the heart of the
+backwoods, built themselves a log-hut, and, despising the numerous dangers
+by which they were environed, abode there for months, collecting
+zoological specimens. Of the perils that beset them, Dr Tschudi's
+unvarnished narrative of the daily sights and nocturnal sounds that
+assailed their startled senses in those wild regions, gives a lively idea.
+Indian cannibals, ferocious beasts, reptiles whose bite is instant death,
+venomous insects, and even vampires, compose the pleasant population of
+this district, into which these stout-hearted Europeans fearlessly
+ventured. Of the beasts of prey the ounce is the most dangerous; and so
+fierce and numerous has its breed become in certain districts of Peru, as
+to compel the Indians to abandon their villages. We are told of one
+hamlet, in the ravine of Mayunmarca, that has been desolate for a century
+past on this account. The ounces used annually to decimate its
+inhabitants. More perilous even than these animals, to the wanderer in the
+forest, are the innumerable serpents that lurk beneath the accumulation of
+dead leaves bestrewing the ground. The most deadly is a small viper about
+ten inches long, the only species of the viper family as yet discovered in
+South America. The virulence of its venom kills the strongest man in the
+space of two or three minutes. The Indians, when bitten by it, do not
+dream of seeking an antidote, but at once lie down to die. Bats are
+exceedingly plentiful, and very large, some measuring nearly two feet
+across the extended wings. The blood-sucker or vampire (phyllostoma) finds
+its way in search of food into stables and houses. The smooth-haired
+domestic animals are especially liable to its attacks. With wings half
+open it places itself upon their backs, and rubs with its snout till the
+small sharp teeth break the outer skin. Then it draws in its wings,
+stretches itself out, and sucks the blood, making the while a gentle
+movement with its body, not unlike the undulations of a busy leech. The
+fanning motion of the wings described by some writers was never observed
+by Dr Tschudi. Although these vampires only imbibe a few ounces of blood,
+the subsequent haemorrhage is very great, and full-grown mules sometimes
+die of the exhaustion caused by their repeated attacks. One of the
+doctor's beasts was only saved from such a fate by being rubbed every five
+or six days with turpentine and other strong-smelling drugs, which kept
+off the vampires. It has often been disputed whether these disgusting
+animals attack human beings. Our traveller deposes to their doing so, and
+cites an instance witnessed by himself. A bat (Ph. erythromos, Tsch.)
+fixed upon the nose of an Indian who lay drunk in the court of a
+plantation, and sucked his blood till it was unable to fly away. Violent
+inflammation and swelling of the Indian's head were the consequences of
+the trifling wound inflicted.
+
+We must here make mention of the carbunculo, a fabulous animal, whose
+existence obtains credit in most parts of Peru. Wherever he went, Dr
+Tschudi heard stories of this creature, and met persons who asserted that
+they had seen it. It is reported to be of the size of a fox, with long
+black hair, and only to appear at night, when it glides slowly through the
+bushes or amongst the rocks. When pursued, a valve or trap-door opens in
+its forehead, and an extraordinarily brilliant object--believed by the
+natives to be a precious stone--becomes visible, dispelling the darkness
+and dazzling the pursuer. Then the forehead closes, and the creature
+disappears. According to other accounts, it emerges from its lurking-place
+with carbuncle displayed, and only conceals it when attacked. This strange
+superstition is not of Spanish origin, but of older date than Pizarro's
+invasion. Of course it has never been possible to catch or kill a specimen
+of this remarkable species, although the Spaniards have used every effort
+to get hold of such a creature; and in the viceroy's instructions to the
+missionaries, the carbunculo was set down in the very first rank of
+desiderata. Dr Tschudi vainly endeavoured to discover, with some degree of
+certainty, what animal had served as a pretext for the fable.
+
+After a four years residence in Peru, and when preparing for a journey
+that was to include an investigation of all the provinces, and to last for
+several years, Dr Tschudi was seized in the Cordilleras with a nervous
+fever, which brought him to the brink of the grave. Upon his recovery, he
+found that long repose, both of mind and body, was essential to the
+complete restoration of his health. Such repose he could not be certain of
+granting himself if he remained in Peru, and he therefore resolved to seek
+it upon the ocean. He took ship, and reached Europe at the commencement of
+1843, after an absence of five years. He greatly regrets not having
+visited every part of Peru, especially the historical city of Cuzco, and
+the forests of Urubamba. But his harvest of knowledge has been so rich and
+abundant, that he should not, we think, begrudge the remnant of the crop
+to the gleaners who may come after him.
+
+
+
+
+"MORIAMUR PRO REGE NOSTRO."
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+ "Our coming
+ Is not for salutation: we have business."
+ BEN. JONSON.
+
+On the 9th of September 1741, shortly after the hour of nightfall, a
+silvery mist hung over the broad stream of the Danube, and the environs of
+the city of Presburg--at that time considered the capital of Hungary--and
+shrouded the earth with its grey veil; although the heavens above were
+bright and clear, and the stars shone cheerily and proudly, as if no
+earthly influence could damp or dull them. Before the St Michael's gate,
+which opens on the side of the town the most remote from the Danube, and
+on to the road leading into the interior of the country, and towards the
+first low ridge of the Carpathians which skirts Presburg to the north, sat
+a traveller on horseback--his ample cloak wrapped carefully about his
+person, as much, it would seem, to screen him from observation, as from
+the first freshness of the commencing autumn season, and his broad
+three-cornered and gold-laced hat pulled down upon his brow.
+
+He had ridden, at the brisk pace, across the stone bridge which leads over
+a dry moat to the old gateway, and had suddenly checked his horse on
+finding the gate closed before him.
+
+"_Corpo di Bacco!_" he exclaimed aloud, in a tone of intense vexation.
+"The gate is shut for the night--I feared as much."
+
+"What's to be done!" he continued to murmur to himself, after a pause. "To
+wake the guardian of the gate, and demand an entrance, would be to excite
+attention, and subject myself, perhaps, to questionings. No, no! That,
+above all, must be avoided. And yet, see him I must to-night. Time
+presses. Should the devil, who has served me so well as yet, desert me
+now, and take flight, the coward! before a few inches of deal board, and a
+few pounds of hammered iron! Bolts and bars! _Bagatelles!_ Fortunately the
+old fox has taken up his earth near the gate. If I calculate aright, the
+hinder windows of his lodging must look out upon the moat; and I will try
+whether I cannot come to speech of him."
+
+"Fortuna, jade! Thou art propitious still, if yonder rays be those from
+the old ivy-owl's watch-lamp!" muttered the traveller once more to
+himself, as he looked towards a light, which apparently struggled to send
+its gleams through the thick haze, from a low window of one of the houses
+overhanging the dry moat, to the left of the gateway. "At all events, I'll
+even risk the venture; and if, after all, I am out in my reckoning, and
+should stumble either upon an amorous dame awaiting her adored, or a mad
+student seeking the philosopher's stone--should I appear as a spirit of
+love from above, or a spirit of darkness from below--_Cospetto!_ I'll play
+my part to the life, and find an entrance to this cursed town, spite of
+locked gates and barred posterns! The Virgin be praised! I am no schoolboy
+at my first adventure."
+
+"_Allons_, Briccone!" he cried, applying the spur to his jaded horse,
+which stood reeking thickly, in the misty air, from the effects of a long
+and rapid journey. "You must seek other quarters for the night, old boy!"
+
+The animal snorted, as its head was turned once more from the gateway, and
+moved unwillingly, as if endeavouring to resist the seeming attempt to
+undertake any further excursion that night: but the way was not long which
+it was destined to travel. Among the clay-built houses which formed the
+suburb, the traveller speedily discovered the projecting whisp of hay,
+announcing that the hovel, from the doorway of which it was suspended,
+offered accommodation, such as it was, for man and beast. Summoning from
+the interior a sleepy lad, in a dirty Hungarian costume, of full
+shirt-sleeves and broad trowsers, which once had been white, and
+confiding Briccone to his care, he returned to the gateway of the town.
+
+When he again stood upon the gateway bridge, the first care of the
+stranger was to stoop, and collect a quantity of small pebbles in the
+hollow of his left hand. Provided with this ammunition, he approached as
+near as he could towards the spot whence the light he had before remarked
+proceeded.
+
+"A curse upon this rotten mist!" he muttered. "I can see nothing. Around
+and about is a fog from the devil's own caldron, as if it were cooked on
+purpose to blind me; whilst the stars are twinkling above, as if they
+squinted down upon my confusion, and laughed me to scorn. However, at all
+ventures, have at my mark!"
+
+With these words, he flung pebble after pebble in the direction of the
+light. Several of the missiles were heard to rattle against the walls of
+the house; and a few others rendered a clearer ringing sound, as if they
+had struck upon glass. After a short space of time, the light disappeared
+almost entirely; and a window was heard to open. The traveller raised
+another pebble in his hand, with a smile upon his face, as if inclined to
+take a last random shot at the head which had probably replaced the light
+at the open window; but he checked his humour with a short low laugh, and
+coughed to attract attention. The cough was immediately re-echoed in a
+hoarse and hollow voice.
+
+"That should be the old raven's croak," said the stranger to himself.
+
+"Bandini!" he cried, in a low but distinct tone, through his hollowed
+hands.
+
+"Hush!" rejoined the voice from the window. "Not so loud! Is it you?"
+
+"_Diavolo!_" replied the traveller, approaching closer to the wall of the
+town, and speaking as low as possible. "Who should it be, man? But the
+gate is closed; and I have no mind to expose myself to the investigations
+of the gatekeeper's lantern, and all the cross-examination and
+tittle-tattle that may follow."
+
+"I waited for you with impatience," pursued his interlocutor; "and when
+the gate closed for the night, placed my lamp at the window as a beacon."
+
+"All right!" replied the other. "But what's to be done now, man?"
+
+"Can you climb?" continued the hoarse voice.
+
+"Like a cat or a Spanish lover," was the reply. "Perhaps I have no little
+in me of the first; at all events I have often tried the trade of the
+latter."
+
+"Descend into the moat from the end of the bridge," pursued the personage
+at the window. "The passage is easy. I will provide for your ascent."
+
+Following these short instructions, the stranger returned over the bridge;
+and catching from stem to stem of the few stunted trees that grew upon the
+precipitous sides of the descent, he clambered, without much difficulty,
+to the bottom of the steep. As he crossed the reedy and moist soil of the
+moat, the noise of a falling object directed his steps towards a part of
+the wall where a ladder of cords awaited him. Profiting by this aid, and
+grasping, where he could, the projecting stones of the rude masonry which
+formed the lower part of the house, the stranger mounted with ready
+agility to the level of a window.
+
+"You have not chosen your quarters upon the town-wall for nothing, I am
+inclined to suppose, Master Bandini," he said, as he found himself in face
+of a dark form at the opening to which he had arrived.
+
+"All things have their uses," was the laconic reply, uttered with a hoarse
+laugh.
+
+In a few moments the stranger had squeezed his person adroitly through the
+low window, and stood in the interior of the room.
+
+The apartment into which he had been thus clandestinely introduced, was
+faintly lighted by the single lamp which had served as a beacon; and the
+rays of this lamp, as they fell upon the dark walls, half revealed, in
+fantastic indistinctness, a variety of miscellaneous objects. Ranged upon
+shelves on either side of the entrance door, stood a quantity of jars and
+phials of different shapes, mixed with glass vessels, containing strange
+serpents and lizards, and human half-born deformities, preserved in
+spirits--all the _materia medica_, either for use or show, necessary for
+the establishment of a druggist-physician of the day. On the opposite side
+of the room, beneath the hard and slovenly pallet which served as bed,
+might be half seen, from under the covering, two or three chests, the iron
+clasps and fastenings of which, with their immense padlocks, seemed to
+tell a tale of well-stored treasures of moneys or papers, and of other
+avocations than those of doctoring and leeching. Above the bed hung the
+crucifix, that necessary appendage to the dwelling of a good and pious
+Catholic; but, whether by accident or design, the form of the Divine
+sufferer on the cross was now turned against the wall. A table in the
+middle of the room was covered with old books and papers; and before the
+chair, from which the inmate of the apartment had probably risen when
+surprised by the signals of his visitor, was a large volume, which he now
+precipitately closed, but not, however, without being remarked by the
+stranger, who smiled a significant smile upon observing this hasty
+movement.
+
+But, if the aspect of the apartment was strange, stranger still was that
+of its occupier. He was a little man, at an advanced period of life, whose
+spare and shrivelled form might be fancied ill-calculated to support the
+large head which surmounted it. Was the head, however, ill-proportioned to
+the body, still more out of proportion were the large black projecting
+eyebrows, the huge eagle nose, and the swelled hanging under-lip, to the
+general contour of the head. His thick black hair was closely shorn to his
+skull, as if to develop more clearly these interesting features; and if
+powder had been bestowed upon it, in obedience to the fashion of the
+better classes of the day, it had been bestowed so sparingly, or had
+assumed a colour so closely assimilated to that of dust and dirt, as to
+escape the discovery of all eyes but those of a very closely investigating
+naturalist. No less doubtful was the colour of the long cravat tied
+loosely about his neck. His upper person was inclosed in a huge black
+widely pocketed coat and lappet waistcoat, both many ells too wide for his
+shrunken form; whilst his nether man disported at ease in a pair of black
+pantaloons and high boots, which seemed to incase the proportions of a
+skeleton. From the sleeves of the wide coat hung a pair of long dirty
+begrimed hands, which, without a doubt, belonged rightfully to the owner
+of the aforesaid skeleton shanks.
+
+Far different was the appearance of his visitor. He was a tall well-formed
+man, between thirty and forty years of age. His dress, which he displayed
+as he threw aside his cloak, cut in the cumbrous fashion of the day, was
+that of a man of pretensions to a certain rank; and his _coiffure_, with
+its necessary appendage of pigtail, might be seen, in spite of his hasty
+journey, to have been arranged with care, and powdered. Although his
+person was prepossessing, there was, however, a certain dash of the _roue_
+in his appearance, and a look of design and cunning in his dark eyes, long
+fine-drawn nose, and thin lipless mouth, which would speedily have removed
+the first more agreeable impression of an observer.
+
+"All's well that ends well!" said the stranger, as he removed his hat and
+cloak. "It is perhaps better, after all, that I should make my entry thus.
+I have ridden hard, Master Bandini, and Briccone carried me well; but the
+road was longer than I had surmised, and I had a matter or two to dispose
+of on my way."
+
+"Better late than never, noble cavaliere!" replied the man addressed as
+Bandini.
+
+"Hush! no names, man, until I be assured that we have no listeners here,"
+said the cavaliere.
+
+Without replying, the old man removed the shutters from a window, forming
+a thorough light to that by which the stranger had entered, and looked out
+into the winding steep descent which forms the first street of the city of
+Presburg from St Michael's gate. It was faintly lighted by a lantern, but
+empty of all passengers.
+
+"How now, man!" said the stranger impatiently.
+
+"Why! if it must be said," replied the old man, closing the shutter and
+returning; "I have a lodger here, in my apartment. But he is still
+without; nor will he yet return."
+
+"A lodger!" exclaimed the other, in an angry tone--"and at such a moment!
+How could you be so incautious, Bandini? This is one of your miserly
+tricks: you would expose your best friends for a few miserable kreutzers
+more or less."
+
+"Live and let live, is my maxim," answered Bandini with a growl.
+
+The stranger shrugged his shoulders with vexation.
+
+"And who is this lodger, man?" he cried.
+
+"Only a poor Hungarian country noble," replied Bandini in a more cajoling
+tone. "A youth! a very youth! a poor unsuspecting youth! He has come, like
+all the other nobles of the land, great and small, to obey the call of her
+they call their _King_, to attend this Diet summoned at Presburg; and he
+occupies my other rooms with his servant--a rustic!--a mere rustic!--a
+rude untutored rustic!"
+
+"It was ill done, Bandini," continued the stranger, with still evident
+marks of discontent. "A lodger in the house, when you must know that I
+need privacy! It was ill done, I tell you."
+
+The old man only muttered something between his teeth by way of a reply.
+
+"Have a care, man," resumed his visitor, "how you juggle with me in this
+matter. You are richly paid by my employers for the support you give me,
+and the concealment your house affords; but should evil befall us--be it
+through your treachery or your imprudence, it matters not--_per Jovem_,
+the evil shall fall a hundred-fold upon your own head. I swear it to you;
+and you know I am a man to keep my word."
+
+"Jehovah! here's a turmoil about the mere miserable lodging of a poor
+youth!" growled the old man doggedly, although the rapid passing of a long
+skeleton finger over the tip of his huge nose betrayed a certain degree of
+nervous agitation.
+
+"Master Bandini," interrupted the stranger, unheeding him, "I have a word
+to speak with you--and one that nearly concerns yourself, Master
+Bandini--before we proceed further in business."
+
+"Look ye!" he pursued, in a more indifferent tone, throwing himself down
+on to a chair, and crossing his legs composedly, but fixing the man called
+Bandini at the same time with his keen eye. "Look ye, friend druggist,
+physician, usurer, miser, secret agent, spy--or whatever other name you
+bear in designation, avocation, character, or _creed_"--and he laid a
+slight emphasis on the word--"there are no friends so sure as those who
+are convinced we know then thoroughly--a right understanding is sympathy,
+_amico mio_, and sympathy is bond and union."
+
+The old man looked through his beetling brows at his visitor without any
+evidence of trouble; but he ceased irritating the tip of his nose only to
+twitch more nervously at the sleeves of his coat, as if to give himself an
+air of composure and dignity by adjusting them, as a modern fop might do
+by pulling up his shirt-collar.
+
+"Think you I have forgotten," continued the stranger with a slight sneer,
+"that when we first met in Italy--no matter upon what business, or to what
+intent--Master Bandini bore the name of Israeli, and that, when forced to
+leave that country--persecuted, as he himself would say, for some little
+matter of flagrant usury, and mayhap also of a drug or two that lulled
+some rich old uncle to a sleep from which he woke not, and made a
+spendthrift debtor his heir--he returned to the land of his birth, I will
+not say of his fathers, and, for reasons good, under another name and a
+foreign guise, thinking that the name of Israel, spite of its adopted
+termination, smacked somewhat too notoriously of his origin, his Jewish
+origin, Master Bandini?"
+
+The Jew druggist tossed his heavy head with an expression that, however
+ill assured, was meant to say, "Well! and what then?"
+
+"Think you I know not that, fearing the prejudices against his race might
+injure the gains of his various trades, perhaps also that the name he bore
+might recal reminiscences better forgotten for ever, he assumed a
+Christian appellation, passed for an honest Christian man--_honest_,
+humph!" added the stranger with a sniggering laugh--"and infringed the
+severe laws of Hungary, which compel all of his tribe to dwell within one
+prescribed street in each city, and wear one distinctive dress--laws that,
+if called into execution, would bring him contumely, imprisonment,
+ruin--ay ruin, Master Israeli--humph, I forgot--Bandini? Think you I have
+no eyes to see yon cross ostentatiously displayed to Christian visitors,
+now turned against the wall, with the contempt of one of your accursed
+race--a deed in itself a crime to merit mortal punishment?"
+
+The Jew stole a glance at the cross, and was evidently moved.
+
+"Think you I divine not," pursued his visitor, hastily snatching from the
+table the heavy book closed upon his entrance, and flinging it open upon
+his knees, "that this jargon of the devil is your Hebrew book of worship,
+in which Master Bandini seeks for rules of conduct for the further welfare
+of his soul--if so be he have one--in the persecution and torture of
+Christian men--a pretty religion, _cospetto!_--or may be, practises
+sorcery?" And the stranger laughed ironically at his own suggestion.
+"Think you I know not all this, Master Bandini?"
+
+"And if the Cavaliere Caracalli knows me, what have I to fear from him?"
+said the Jew sullenly, with a look of defiance.
+
+"Ha! that would seem a threat!" answered the cavaliere haughtily. "Once
+more, have a care, man, how you deal with me! What you have to fear I will
+tell you, Master Bandini, rogue--all that your worst fears can
+contemplate, should I have reason to believe you a traitor." And, at these
+words, he sprang up from his chair, and confronted the old man, with an
+evident desire to intimidate him by his movement.
+
+The Jew druggist did not flinch; but he answered with less of defiance.
+
+"I am no traitor--no traitor to you; and, though you know me, why should I
+not serve you still? Why should we not be friends?"
+
+"Friends! you and I!" said the cavaliere with scorn. "But no matter! This
+affair of the lodger looks ill, I tell you."
+
+"Times are bad--times are bad, noble cavaliere," stammered the Jew, in a
+whining and apologetic tone. "Our contract stipulated not that I should
+not strive to earn an honest livelihood where I could."
+
+"And who prevents you, man," said the cavaliere, with a sneer, "from
+earning what you please to term an honest livelihood, as far as it
+interfere not with my interests? But this imprudence"----
+
+"Heavy losses! heavy losses!" continued the old man, interrupting him, to
+pursue his apology. "I have had heavy and serious losses, which I must
+strive to cover by what scanty means are left me--to say naught of drugs
+unpaid, and services to the rich ill recompensed and scouted. I am a needy
+man. I am, indeed, a needy man." The cavaliere shrugged his shoulders.
+"Ah! You feel not that, noble sir. But the God of my fathers knows that it
+is true. Was there not the Illok affair, in which the poor money-lender
+was cheated of his honest earnings? Did not the Count Csaki leave the
+country, a bankrupt, and cause me all but utter ruin? And, worse than all,
+did not the Baron Bartori, after he had made over to me his estates, in
+return for moneys lent him in his need, die with the intent and purpose,
+as one would say, to defraud me of my just dues? and did not his son,
+without whose signature to destroy the entail, I cannot obtain possession
+of my rights--the God of Israel's curse be on the Philistine laws of this
+unjust country!--disappear, no one knows whither? He is an honest youth,
+and a just, they say, who would not deprive a poor needy man of his own:
+but he may be dead--he may be dead, without giving his precious
+sign-manual; and I should be a ruined man--a ruined man--alas! alas!"
+
+The cavaliere had borne impatiently the lamentations thus uttered as
+apologies for his love of gain by the Jew money-lender: and he now broke
+in upon them with disgust.
+
+"A truce to all this comedy of woe, man! If you be shorn of a lock or two
+of your ill-gotten golden fleece, we well know that it is still a full and
+warm one. Come, come--no more of this!" he pursued, as the Jew continued
+to squeeze alternately the skeleton fingers of each hand, as though he
+pretended to be wringing them in despair. "We must to business; and since
+the mischief has been done--and, mark me! it must be remedied forthwith,
+and this boy driven from the house--see that the coast be clear!"
+
+"He is from home, I tell you," was Bandini's reply; and he was continuing
+to murmur, with sunken head, the words, "Heavy losses! heavy losses! Why
+did he die? And were aught to happen to his son, as is likely in these
+troublesome times, I were ruined--utterly ruined. Oh! heavy losses!"--when
+an angry exclamation and an imperative gesture from his visitor, repeated
+the order to look that they were alone and undisturbed.
+
+The old man lighted a small hand-lamp at that which stood upon the table,
+undrew the bolts that fastened the door, and left the room with sullen
+look and step. He was gone for a very brief space of time; but this short
+interval was employed by the stranger in turning over, with rapid hand and
+scrutinizing eye, the papers which lay upon the table. He shook his head
+with a sneer of indifference, as if he had found nothing worthy of his
+attention, and had scarcely time to resume his seat with an air of
+unconcern, when the Jew returned, and, eyeing him narrowly, advanced into
+the room with that haste of suspicion and fear, which induced even the
+usurer to forget his usual precautions of bolts and bars.
+
+"There is no one in the house but ourselves," he said, with still sulky
+air.
+
+"Then seat yourself, man, and open to me your wallet of sayings and
+doings; and let's see what scraps of information you may have gleaned. It
+should be crammed full, ere this. Seat yourself, I say, and clear that
+gloomy brow of yours," said the cavaliere with a laugh. "What has passed
+since I last saw you?"
+
+"The city is already thronged with the nobility of Hungary, convoked by
+this woman, who still asserts her rights over them, in the hope that they
+may aid her in her troubles;" commenced the Jew, seating himself, in
+obedience to his visitor's command. "Jehovah! what a stir they make! What
+moneys do they lavish upon foolish pomp! What spendthrift profusion do
+they display! It curdles the very blood of a poor thrifty man within him,
+to witness such insensate prodigality. But they must rue their folly. They
+will need moneys; they will seek to obtain moneys of the poor druggist.
+Ah!" And the usurer rubbed his hands with satisfaction; but then, seeing
+the gestures of impatience displayed by his companion, he proceeded: "But
+there is much discontent, I hear, among them; and, where she has not
+enemies, she has lukewarm friends. They will no longer, they say, be
+governed by a weak woman, who can so ill wield the reins of power, and who
+has already staked and lost all the other inheritance of her father"----
+
+"Unjustly herited--unjustly held. Forget not that, Master Bandini!"
+interrupted the Italian.
+
+"Unjustly--well, well! I am no legist to understand these things," pursued
+the Jew; "only a poor thrifty physician"----
+
+"And usurer," again broke in his companion.
+
+Bandini smiled a sour smile, and continued:
+
+"Call me usurer, if you will. I see no scorn in the term; and I have
+turned my money-lending to account in this matter. Yes! and in your
+service; although you but now called me traitor. Have I not refused moneys
+to those who offered me good securities and values, and at my own loss--at
+my own loss, cavaliere--because I would not deal with those who would
+hazard their all in a war to aid this woman in her desperate need? And
+although my friend Zachariah has lent them sums of precious metal, has it
+not been upon such great interest, and at such peril to themselves, that
+they cannot risk so dangerous a venture as the espousing her cause, and
+upon their written engagement also--and this as by my advice, mark me,
+noble cavaliere!--that they should not take up arms? Have I not done this
+to serve you?--at my own loss, I say; and can you call me traitor now?"
+
+"So far all goes well," said the Italian, unheeding the importance
+attached by the Jew to the supposed services rendered. "Maria Theresa will
+be foiled in her last attempt at opposition to her enemy's force, by
+seeking succours from her so-called faithful Hungarians. Success, also,
+has crowned my efforts in my expedition throughout the land, Master
+Bandini," he pursued, raising himself from his listless posture, with a
+look of animation and triumph. "The seeds of discord and discontent have
+every where been sown. I have visited these proud eagles, the Hungarian
+nobles, in their country-nests; and I have employed all means to turn them
+from listening to the appeal of their fugitive queen. To the worldly-wise,
+I have urged the ruin of war to their already troubled and impoverished
+country,--to the lovers of their fatherland, the independence of Hungary,
+and freedom from the House of Austria, if they will seize this opportunity
+to shake off its yoke, instead of again cringing to its call,--to the man,
+the weakness of submitting to a woman's sway,--to the needy and the
+grasping, I have promised, and even already lavished, the bribes of
+France, Spain, and Sardinia, to induce them to refuse their aid,--to the
+ambitious, place, rank, orders, courtly favour from my powerful employers,
+should they espouse their cause. I have studied men's characters, and read
+men's minds, to turn them to my will; and although I have met with
+opposition, endangered my life indeed, and risked my safety from ill-will,
+yet I have so strewn my grain, that, when Maria Theresa shall appear upon
+the field, she shall reap tares where she hoped to gather wheat. The cause
+is lost, I tell you!"
+
+The Jew rubbed his hands with an air of satisfaction, which seemed to show
+that the profits to be divided from his association in the political
+manoeuvres of his visitor were to be proportionate to the success of
+these hazardous schemes, and that visions of golden reward already floated
+before his eyes.
+
+"And the opening of the Diet is still fixed for the 11th?" inquired the
+Italian, after a pause, in which he had allowed his unwonted enthusiasm to
+cool down to a bearing of indifference, which was more his nature.
+
+"Yes--the day following the morrow," answered Bandini.
+
+"Has she already made her appearance in the city?" again asked his
+visitor.
+
+"It is supposed that she is not yet here. There has been no solemn entry;
+but she must be here every hour," was the reply.
+
+"In that morrow we have as yet time for much," said the cavaliere. "I must
+pursue my measures here with caution. My great scheme, of which more,
+perhaps, hereafter, may be tried at any issue; and woe betide Maria
+Theresa, if"--
+
+As he uttered these words, the Italian was startled and interrupted by the
+abrupt opening of the door of the apartment. The Jew turned round with
+surprise, whilst his companion, checking the first involuntary movement,
+which induced him to look in the same direction, buried himself in his
+chair, so as to conceal himself as much as possible from the intruder.
+
+The person who entered was a tall old man, whose erect figure and firm
+step proved how little time had weighed upon his natural vigour. His
+features were bold and rude, although not deficient in that species of
+manly beauty which an expression of confidence and energy bestows, and
+were fully displayed by the disposal of his grizzled hair, which, torn
+back from his forehead, and plastered over his head with an evident
+profusion of grease, descended on to his back in a long braided tail. His
+dress was of that description known in other parts of Europe as the hussar
+uniform, which was worn by certain of the domestics belonging to the
+Hungarian nobility. The yellow braid profusely bestowed across the breast
+of his jacket, and upon the pockets and sides of his tight blue
+pantaloons, was of a colour that showed what good service his attire had
+already seen. In his brawny hands he held his shako, as he advanced into
+the room, with more of rudeness than of deference in his manner.
+
+"Is it you, Master Farkas?" said the Jew, rising to meet him. "I did not
+hear you enter."
+
+"I opened the street door below with the pass-key you gave us," replied
+the man; whilst, at these words, the cavaliere stamped his foot in anger.
+
+"You made but little noise," resumed Bandini suspiciously.
+
+"I suppose you were too much engaged to hear us; for I see you have a
+visitor," said the old man, fixing his eyes upon the form whose back was
+turned to him, and advancing familiarly further into the room.
+
+But the Jew intercepted him.
+
+"What do you want here, Master Farkas?"
+
+"_Teremtette!_" said the fellow roughly. "Would you have my lord up to bed
+in the dark, like a rat or a gipsy thief? I want a light."
+
+"I will attend your master forthwith," said the Jew, taking up the
+hand-lamp, and hastening to the door.
+
+"My master, ugh! My lord, if it please or please not your worship,"
+growled Farkas, preceding the landlord out of the apartment.
+
+When the Jew returned, his visitor confronted him with angry looks.
+
+"See to what you expose me, fellow, by your villanous meanness!" exclaimed
+the cavaliere. "And, not content with harbouring vagabonds in your house,
+that, for aught I know, may be spies upon us, you furnish them with
+pass-keys, to surprise us when they will--to ear-wig at the doors, hear
+our discourse, betray our secrets. How now, fellow, what have you to
+answer?"
+
+"I tell you that they are most innocent and unsuspecting rustics, both,"
+stammered the Jew--"both master and man. There can be no danger."
+
+"No danger!" continued the angry cavaliere. "No danger, fellow!
+_Cospetto!_ this very circumstance may be my ruin! That voice, too, was
+not unknown to me. I have heard it somewhere, although I know not where.
+It sounded to me as the reminiscence of some past evil--a raven's croak,
+announcing still more ill to come. _Santa Vergine!_ If we are lost, I will
+have your life, with my own hand;" and he half drew his sword from the
+scabbard.
+
+Bandini drew back sulkily, with further protestations, deprecations, and
+endeavours to mollify his visitor: but it was long before the cavaliere
+could be appeased. Once he left the room and listened in the passage, and
+at the young Hungarian's door. Then he descended to the street entrance,
+and examined the lock: and only when convinced that the other inhabitants
+of the house were still, and had probably retired to rest, did he come
+back. When he returned to the Jew's room, his brow was still knitted
+angrily; but, after drawing a bolt across the door, he sat down with less
+of agitation.
+
+More unfriendly words again passed between the confederates; but, after a
+time, the Italian spy and the Jew money-lender were again conversing, in
+lowered tones, upon the schemes of the former.
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+ "Underneath the grove of sycamore,
+ That westward rooteth from the city's side--
+ So early walking did I see your son:
+ Towards him I made; but he was ware of me
+ And stole into a covert of the wood."--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "Be rul'd by me, forget to think of her--
+ O teach me how I should forget to think."--SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ "Ruffian, let go that rude uncivil touch!"--IDEM.
+
+On the following afternoon, the sun shone brightly; and the whole
+atmosphere, in spite of the slight haze which faintly silvered the distant
+hills, was imbued with that exhilarating freshness and lightness, which
+sheds a poetic charm of animation, vividness, and--did it not appear a
+paradox--it might be added, youth also, over an Hungarian autumn, unknown
+in other European countries.
+
+The streets of Presburg were thronged by the crowds whom the approaching
+opening of the Diet, convoked by Maria Theresa, had attracted to that
+city; and highly picturesque and varied was the scene composed by the
+multifarious parties, pushing and thrusting along, or gathered in groups
+and knots, discussing the momentous events of those troubled times,
+between the rows of antique houses, which bestow upon Presburg the aspect
+rather of an old town of the German Empire, than of less civilized
+Hungary.
+
+In the middle space pranced upon their richly caparisoned steeds,
+glittering with the hanging trappings of that semi-oriental taste which,
+although somewhat modified, still forms a striking characteristic of the
+country, several of the Hungarian magnates, already attired in the
+national costumes--the richly embroidered attila, or long frock-coat,
+loaded with ornament--the furred cloak, clasped with glittering jewels to
+the shoulder--the high flat cap of fur or velvet, displaying an egret of
+rare feathers, which dashed upwards from the diamond broach--the tight
+gold-braided pantaloons--the tasselled boots--their powdered hair alone
+displaying, in some instances, their submission to the fashion of the day
+in other countries. Thronging among them were many of the lesser nobles,
+either on horseback or on foot, all dressed in the same characteristic
+style, with less of richness and embroidery, according to their lesser
+ranks or lesser means--each dress cut, and fashioned, and braided,
+according to the taste or whim of the wearer. Now and then rumbled along a
+cumbrous gilded and fantastically painted coach, swinging heavily between
+its monstrous gilded wheels, and sometimes adorned upon the four corners
+of its broad projecting roof with clumps of feathers, not unlike an
+ancient tester-bed--the coachman in richly-laced Hungarian livery, or in
+the silver-buttoned vest, hanging white sleeves, and broad white trowsers
+of the peasant; but of finer stuff, gayer embroidery, and richer fringe to
+the trowsers' edge, than the humbler of his class, as befitted the
+elevation to which he had been raised--the six horses, loaded with studded
+sparkling harness, and hanging strips of metal-behung leather, which
+streamed down the flanks and shoulders. Within them sat alone the proud
+dames of the Hungarian magnates, in even costlier dress than was the wont
+of that period of costly and cumbrous attire--their powdered heads adorned
+with the bejewelled caps of the national costume; for in those days a man,
+who really deemed himself a man, disdained to show himself the lazy tenant
+of these moving houses; and more especially the Hungarian, who considered
+the name of horseman as synonymous with that of man, and himself as born
+to be "a tamer of horses." Amidst these heavier vehicles, the light wooden
+carts of the peasant-noble, ignorant of all attempt at springs, of all
+harness but the rudest cords, endeavoured in vain to advance rapidly, in
+obedience to the impatience of the small, meagre, but impetuous horses of
+Tartar race which were lightly attached to them.
+
+Among the crowded pedestrians was the scene still more checkered with
+kaleidescope variety. Here the embroidered pantaloons, the braided
+dolmans, and the feathered bonnets, were mingled with the long-fringed,
+full white trowsers, the large hanging shirt-sleeves, the broad-brimmed
+upturned hats--from beneath which streamed long black shaggy mane-like
+locks, over dark swarthy countenances, adorned with immense hanging
+moustaches--and the huge sheepskin cloaks, decorated on the exterior with
+fancifully embroidered flowers, and patches of bright cloth; the jaunty,
+dancing, bold, easy air of the Hungarians, all booted and spurred even to
+the very children, contrasting with the slouched gait of the Sclavonians,
+with their curiously sandled feet--the Croat, still attired like the
+Dacian of old, thronging along with the demi-brigand of the southern
+provinces, whose savage bandit aspect would have struck terror in the
+streets of any more civilized land--the purple talas, and long flowing
+beard of the followers of the Greek Pope, sweeping against the dark robe
+of the bald monk from the neighbouring convent--the smoother, finer gown
+of the richer Catholic priest brushing past the white uniform of the
+Austrian grenadier, with his conical headpiece, and long powdered pigtail.
+
+Amidst the hum of the many voices, the salutations of friends, the
+laughter of some of the squeezing throng, the oaths of others, the cries
+of the coachmen and the shouts of the horsemen to those who obstructed the
+streets, arose, nevertheless, one unwearied and endless sound--the sound
+of ringing metal--from the rattling of the universal spurs, and the
+clashing of the many sabres.
+
+But if the scene was varied, more varied still were the emotions of the
+crowd--among those, at least, who were more deeply interested in the
+result of the event which had called together a great part of the nation
+within the walls of the city of Presburg; according as their party
+feelings or private interests led them to desire that resistance should be
+shown to the appeal made by her whom the Hungarians styled their "King,"
+to her faithful subjects of Hungary, for succour under her distresses; or
+as their enthusiasm or attachment to the House of Austria induced them to
+wish that every assistance should be bestowed to enable her to restore her
+fallen fortunes.
+
+The situation of Maria Theresa was indeed desperate. Her right to the
+countries inherited by her from her father Charles VI., emperor of
+Germany, were contested by almost all the other states of Europe. Her
+friends and allies were few; and those few seemed to have deserted her at
+this critical juncture. And yet with what confidence, with what a
+well-assured prospect of a glorious reign, had she mounted the throne
+secured to her!
+
+As early as the year 1713, the Emperor Charles VI. had issued, in his
+privy council, a solemn ordinance, by which the female succession was
+secured throughout his states, in case of the failure of male issue--an
+ordinance well known in history, under the name of the "Pragmatic
+Sanction." It was published throughout the Austrian states as inviolable
+law, was made known to all the European courts, and by degrees guaranteed
+by all, forming the ground and basis of all their treaties and alliances
+with the House of Austria, and was moreover confirmed by oath by the
+princes allied to the family by their intermarriage with Austrian
+princesses. It was this ordinance, which only afterwards came into effect
+upon the death of the Archduke Leopold, the only son of Charles VI., that
+secured the right of succession to his daughter Maria Theresa, who at his
+decease, which occurred in October 1740, and closed the male succession of
+the House of Hapsburg, succeeded him, with the title of Queen of Hungary
+and Bohemia, in these and all the other Austrian States, including, Milan,
+Parma, Placentia, and the Netherlands. All these lands gave in their oath
+of adherence.
+
+In spite of the triple right, however, which gave the States of Austria to
+Maria Theresa--the right of nature, the law of the Pragmatic sanction, and
+the sureties given by all the European states--several powers shortly
+afterwards rose to contest her heritage. The Elector of Bavaria laid claim
+to the succession, in virtue of a will of the Emperor Ferdinand the First,
+dated in the year 1543; Augustus of Poland, in virtue of the earlier
+rights of his wife, Maria Josepha, daughter of the Emperor Joseph, the
+elder brother of Charles the Sixth. The King of Spain, Philip the Fifth,
+went back as far as the rights of the wife of Philip the Second, a
+daughter of the Emperor Maximilian the Second, from whom he was descended
+in the female line. The King of Sardinia, Charles Emmanuel, laid claim to
+the duchy of Milan; and Louis the Fifteenth of France supported the
+Elector of Bavaria and the King of Spain. All Europe was quickly in flames
+upon the subject of the succession. Not only princes, but many private
+individuals, took an eager and active part in the quarrel. But the war, at
+last, broke out from an unexpected quarter. Frederic the Second of Prussia
+now laid claim to four duchies in Silesia, in spite of the renunciations
+of these lands frequently made by his predecessors in favour of the House
+of Austria, and suddenly, in December 1740, invaded the country, which,
+being almost entirely undefended, was soon completely overrun by the
+Prussian army. Maria Theresa, in spite of the alliance offered her by the
+King of Prussia against her other enemies, in case Silesia should be
+yielded up to him, stoutly and valiantly refused all compromise, declared
+herself noways disposed to dismember, in the least degree, the States left
+her by her father, and bade defiance to Frederic. Her enemies now took
+this opportunity to attack her. Bavaria declared war, and was supported
+by France, Spain, Savoy, and Saxony. In spite of the opposition of
+Cardinal Fleury, the French minister, who was favourable to the cause of
+the young Queen, Louis the Fifteenth placed under the command of Marshal
+Count de Belle-Isle, a large French army, which crossed the Rhine in
+August 1741; whilst the Chevalier de Belle-Isle was sent from court to
+court in Germany, to rouse the powers against Maria Theresa; and numerous
+spies and agents were dispatched, in every direction, to undermine the
+last support she might have to hope for from her few remaining allies.
+Linz quickly fell into the hands of the enemy, who approached upon Vienna.
+Utter ruin lay before the persecuted Queen, who was obliged to leave her
+capital, and seek refuge in Hungary. And under these circumstances it was,
+that she had convoked at Presburg the Diet of the four orders of the
+kingdom, the opening of which now caused the city to throng with crowds of
+Hungarians from all quarters of the country.
+
+Among the mass of persons that thus swarmed in the main street of
+Presburg, like ants upon the chief passage to the anthill, in seeming
+confusion in which each individual atom has, nevertheless, its own purpose
+and design, was a young man, whose striking personal appearance
+continually attracted attention among those who crossed his path, and
+caused many a head to turn and gaze after him, even in that favoured land
+where beauty of the most romantic kind is common among all classes. He was
+a youth of scarcely more than twenty years, as might be seen by the fresh
+bloom upon his cheek, and the first down of dark moustaches which faintly
+painted his upper-lip. His figure was slim, but yet his carriage had all
+the bold ease of Hungarian youth; his features were regularly and
+beautifully fashioned, although not of that extreme symmetry which mars
+expression by its coldness; his dark-grey eyes, shaded by long black
+lashes, which bestowed on them an Oriental cast, wore a look of hardihood
+and languor combined, which spoke of a romantic temperament; and his
+dark-brown hair, unconcealed by the fashion of the times, streamed free
+and unfettered on to his neck and temples. He was attired in a sombre
+dress, which well became his figure and poetic look. His braided attila
+and pantaloons were of black cloth slightly relieved with velvet of the
+same colour upon the cuffs and collar; and a black velvet Hungarian cap,
+surmounted by a plume of black eaglet's feathers, sat boldly upon his
+head. The silver-mounted belt and chains of his sabre were the only
+ornaments that glittered on his dress.
+
+Whatever the purpose of the seemingly capricious wanderings of the young
+man, as he thrust obstinately and somewhat rudely through the crowds which
+opposed his progress, he was not to be diverted from it by the
+objurgations of some of those whom he thus elbowed on his passage, or the
+commendatory remarks of others, who noticed his good mien. His eye roved
+perpetually to every window at which a female form appeared; and, upon the
+approach of each coach that passed, he pushed boldly forward, to obtain as
+near a view as possible of its fair inmates. But he evidently sought some
+one particular form, which he found not in his unwearying scrutiny; for,
+as often as some fresh female face had been narrowly examined, followed
+sometimes with a moment's doubt, and then abandoned, he gently shook his
+head, with knitted brow, and an expression of disappointment, and, falling
+back, uttered an impatient sigh.
+
+At a short distance from the youth followed a tall old man, in the hussar
+dress of an Hungarian domestic, who, in turn, pushed sturdily after him,
+never losing him entirely from his sight, and utterly heedless of the
+exclamations of those thrust aside, who, however they might spare their
+angry comments to the handsome young noble, bestowed them with double
+wrath upon his rude attendant. The look of the old man was one of
+discontent, as he thus pursued the capricious movements of the youth; and
+he gave vent to a continued string of muttered rough Hungarian oaths,
+whilst he pushed on, and muttered such phrases as, "he is distraught--he
+is utterly distraught with this silly boyish fancy!"
+
+At length, as the dusk of approaching evening began slowly to fall upon
+the streets, as the crowd gradually lessened, as no more carriages rumbled
+heavily along the causeway, and as no more faces appeared at the windows,
+the young man paused in his hurried walk, uttered a still deeper sigh of
+disappointment, and leaning himself wearily against a doorway, sank his
+head downwards, and seemed lost in painful meditation.
+
+His old attendant approached him, and after a time, seeing that his
+presence was unnoticed, and that the gloomy reverie of the young man
+continued, he addressed him in a tone in which rude familiarity and
+respect were strangely combined--
+
+"Is my lord's young blood so hot, then, that he seeks to cool it by taking
+up his night-quarters under this airy gateway?" But seeing that the young
+man heeded him not, he muttered an inpatient "_Teremtette!_" between his
+teeth, and then, plucking at his master's dress, he continued--
+
+"Have you no orders to give me, Master Otmar?"
+
+"None, Farkas. No, leave me!" was the only reply vouchsafed.
+
+"Look you, Master Otmar," pursued his attendant--"You are observed
+here--you are an object of attention, perhaps of mockery, to the
+passers-by."
+
+"What mean you, Farkas?" cried the young man, in a tone of displeasure.
+
+"Nay! if my lord is angry, I have no more to say," replied Farkas, drawing
+back.
+
+"Perhaps you are right," said the young man, with a sigh; "although your
+words were rude." And without further comment, he removed himself from his
+reclining position, and walked away with hurried steps.
+
+The old domestic followed rapidly, and, as they approached the St
+Michael's gate, evidently expected that his young master would enter his
+lodging close by; but, seeing that he still walked on, Farkas paused for a
+moment, and murmured the words, "He bade me leave him. But he is utterly
+distraught. He knows not what he says; he has forgotten his command ere
+now; and who knows what may happen to the poor foolish boy!" And having
+thus reassured his conscience upon his act of disobedience, he pursued the
+young man's footsteps at a respectful distance, through the gateway, over
+the bridge, and along the suburb.
+
+Beyond lay a more open road, skirted by gardens, and enlivened here and
+there by summer pavilions, belonging to some of the wealthier nobles; and,
+at about a quarter of a mile from the town, stood, to the left of the
+wanderers, a stately palace, built in the heavy but ornamented style of
+the commencement of the same century, and backed by gardens, that
+stretched out behind it to the foot of that richly wooded and romantic
+ridge of low mountains which gives so peculiar a charm to the environs of
+the fine old city of Presburg.
+
+Passing through a side entrance of the court of this palace, which served
+as a summer residence to the Archbishop Primate of Hungary--at that period
+the Prince Immeric Esterhazy--and entering the gardens beyond, which the
+liberality of the wealthy primate opened to public recreation, but which
+were now empty, the young noble sauntered on, lost in meditation, through
+statues of heathen divinities, which seemed ill in accordance with the
+abode of a Christian bishop; and tritoned fountains, and stiff parterres,
+and huge incommodious stone benches; until, reaching an alley of shady
+planes and clustering chestnut-trees, he flung himself listlessly down on
+the mossy bench of a shell and pebble-studded niche. The glow of the last
+rays of the setting sun faintly penetrated the entrance of the avenue,
+adding a still richer colour to the rich green shades of the trees, as yet
+untouched by the influence of autumn; while, in the distant opening of the
+dark vista, framed, as it were, by the circling trees, appeared a hazy
+landscape of calm vine-covered hills, dotted with white cottages. It was a
+spot peculiarly adapted to meditation and repose, the solitude of which
+was enhanced, rather than disturbed, by its sole occupant--a misanthropic
+stork, that with its wings folded on its back, like a sulky old gentleman
+with his arms behind him, placed slowly and deliberately one foot before
+the other, as it stepped on in lonely thoughtfulness.
+
+For a time the young man sat lost in reflection; and it was not until he
+at length raised his head to gaze upon a scene congenial to his feelings,
+that he became aware of the form of old Farkas, standing erect against a
+tree, like a sentry in his box, at no great distance from him.
+
+"This is a persecution to which I cannot submit," he murmured to himself;
+and then rising, and calling angrily to his attendant, he cried,
+
+"Did I not bid you leave me, Farkas?"
+
+"Leave you, my lord?" said the attendant, advancing with an air of
+surprise.
+
+"Yes, leave me. Do you hear now?"
+
+"My duty"--continued the old man, in an expostulatory tone.
+
+"Is to obey me."
+
+"My attachment"----
+
+"Becomes importunate," broke in his master, "if my footsteps are to be
+thus dogged, and my solitude to be disturbed, fellow."
+
+Farkas tossed his head, with a sigh, that perhaps might be more
+appropriately termed a grunt, and moved a few steps backwards; but then,
+as if unable to obey, he again lingered and returned.
+
+"Master Otmar," he said, "call me rude, unmannered, disobedient. Bid me
+leave you--yes, leave you for ever, if you will. But, out it must,
+_teremtette!_ in spite of all. I cannot see you thus, and quit you,
+without a word--you, your father's son. You, Master Otmar, whose heels I
+was the first to spur, whom I first set on horseback to gallop alone over
+the Puszta, whom I first taught a good round Hungarian oath. I could not
+do it, were I to know it were the last word I spoke."
+
+"Speak then! What have you to say?" cried Otmar, in a tone of vexed
+impatience; but then, as he saw the eyes of the old man fixed in such
+mournful earnestness and solicitude upon him, he seemed to repent his
+harshness, and stretched out his hand, which his attendant took and kissed
+with reverence, according to the custom of the country.
+
+"Speak!" he said more mildly; "I know you love me, although sometimes you
+show your love after a strange rude fashion, Farkas!"
+
+"Are you a man, Master Otmar," began the old attendant, bluntly, "that you
+should be thus cast down because you have seen a pretty face that smiled
+upon you?" The young man showed evident marks of impatience at these
+words; but Farkas had seized his advantage, and continued, "Is a chitfaced
+woman's glance, seen only once, to break a man's bold spirit thus? You are
+in love, you will tell me. That's a boy's answer to all; but"--
+
+"Peace, foolish man! what do you know of love?" said Otmar, impatiently.
+
+"Foolish!" echoed the old man, with a toss of the head, as if he were for
+a moment inclined to argue which were the more foolish, he or his master.
+"Be that as it may. Perhaps I understand little of this love, at least
+now. But I remember the time I understood it better; and, _teremtette!_
+that was another sort of thing. When I was in love, I danced and sprang,
+and drank and swore, and flung up my cap on to the very horns of the young
+moon! There was some spirit in love then! But you have saved a fair lady
+from danger, as her unruly devils of horses were about to plunge her
+travelling coach from the bank into the broad stream of the Danube, and
+you are as cast down about it as if you had caused her death, instead of
+saving her from destruction. _Eb adta!_ it is for her to whine and pine,
+and lament that she sees the bright eyes of her handsome deliverer no
+more; not for you, boy!"
+
+"And with how sweet a smile! with what a dignity and grace! with what a
+look of angel brightness, did she hold out her hand to thank me!" muttered
+the young man to himself, as he again sank down upon the bank.
+
+"Be a man, Master Otmar!" pursued Farkas, with more animation and
+earnestness. "Call back again your energy and spirit! Where is the bold
+young fellow, now, who challenged that cursed outlandish rascal, who not
+long since strove to tamper with his loyalty, and throw doubts upon the
+rights of our King--God bless _her_!--and pricked him, too, right through
+the sword-arm, and did it well, right well?"
+
+"And would again, Farkas!" said Otmar, raising his head proudly.
+
+"Although, to be sure, you would not allow me to cudgel him soundly, and
+beat his treacherous brains out afterwards," continued the man, with a
+grim smile; "but, no matter for that, he had half his deserts, and shall
+have the other half one of these days. An honest man pays his just debts."
+
+"Leave the villain to his fate!" cried the young man with a look of scorn.
+
+"That's right!" pursued his attendant. "Now, you are yourself again. Look
+you, Master Otmar! I cannot bear to see you thus unhappy and cast down,
+and all for the look of a bright eye. It goes nigh to break my heart, I
+tell you." And the old man's voice began to falter with emotion.
+
+"But I am not unhappy," said Otmar, smiling; "I am happy, very happy. Let
+that re-assure you, Farkas. You tell me, be a man. Can I be a man, and not
+indulge grave thoughts in these times of strife and trouble?"
+
+The old man shook his head.
+
+"You love me, Farkas," continued the young noble. "Let, then, the
+assurance that I am far from unhappy suffice you. Now leave me, in all
+earnest. I shortly will return home--Home!" he murmured to himself, "have
+I a home now?"
+
+The old attendant still lingered; but, as his master stretched forth his
+hand, he again kissed it reverently, and, turning up the alley,
+disappeared from sight.
+
+"No! I am not unhappy," muttered Otmar, when he found himself alone. "Why
+should I not be happy, when she smiled upon me so sweetly? But should I
+not see her again? Oh no! Fate cannot be so cruel. And who was he that sat
+by her side, and took her hand in his, as she again entered the coach? Her
+husband--her lover, perhaps. I will not believe it. Her brother, may be.
+No! I am not unhappy. I should be happy that I can place between myself
+and the dark realities of life a bright barrier of fancy, of poetry, of
+love--like unto those glorious painted windows in the old cathedral, which
+spread out, between the inclemencies of the atmosphere without, and the
+mysteries of the calm sanctuary within, the thousand glories of a thousand
+colours, a radiant curtain of purple, and crimson, and gold, in such wise
+that the passing cloud, with all its variations of shade, only develops
+fresh treasures of harmony and beauty; and if a ray of sun bursts
+forth--oh then!--it might almost seem as if, in those dazzling showers of
+light and radiance, a whole celestial choir of angels descended upon the
+altar! Thrice happy should I be, that, on the sanctuary of my heart,
+shines such a ray of light! Yes, in the midst of the darkness of my life,"
+pursued the young man to himself, still following up the same images of
+his poetic fancy, "my thoughts should be as the thousand particles of dust
+that may be seen to turn, and whirl, and gambol in the golden shaft of
+light which streams through a peephole into a darkened prison! No, I
+should not be--I am not unhappy!" And yet Otmar sighed, as he bent his
+head again to the earth.
+
+From this poetic reverie he was roused, however, by the noise of
+footsteps; and, as he lifted up his head, he saw that the entrance to the
+alley was darkened by the forms of three persons who were advancing
+towards him. That which immediately attracted his attention, and caused
+him to spring up from his seat as if struck by an electric shock which
+darted through his heart, was a young female, whose features and
+expression, as she approached nearer, might be seen, spite of the
+gathering darkness, to be of singular beauty. She was attired in a dark
+brocaded dress, the long and slim waist of which was set off by a small
+hoop, in accordance with the custom of the times; a thick veil, or rather
+Spanish mantilla, of similar stuff was fastened into the top of her
+powdered edifice of hair, and covered her neck and shoulders; and from
+beneath its folds protruded a small hand, the fingers of which rested
+gently upon the arm of a young man. This second personage was dressed in
+all the rich extravagance of the French fashion of the day--his long
+lappeted coat, hanging waistcoat, and breeches, all laced and spangled,
+and behung with knots of ribands--his three-cornered hat flung under the
+arm which did not serve as support to the lady--and an embroidered
+handkerchief, the perfumes of which scented the air even at a distance,
+ostentatiously flourished in his hand; and if Otmar's heart beat
+involuntarily at first sight of the female, it was twinged with an equally
+involuntary pang of painful emotion as his eye wandered to her companion.
+The group was completed by an aged man, in the plain costume of a Catholic
+ecclesiastic of the day, to whom the lady turned her head to address some
+remark, as he lingered somewhat behind the other personages.
+
+The first instinctive movement of Otmar's heart had not deceived him. As
+the lady approached still nearer, the lingering doubt gave way to full
+conviction. It was she--she of whom he had dreamt so fondly-she whom he
+had sought all day so eagerly among the crowds that thronged the city
+streets! And now that she stood before him, his knees trembled, whilst his
+feet seemed to be rooted to the ground, and his tongue to cleave to the
+roof of his mouth. Had she passed him unnoticed where he stood, he could
+not have moved to claim a look, or framed a word to address her. But, as
+she drew closer to him, she checked her steps with a slight exclamation of
+surprise, almost of alarm, at the sight of the half-concealed stranger in
+the dusk. Her companion moved forward hastily, and, dropping her arm,
+advanced his hand to his sword; but, before he could say a word, she had
+in turn come forward.
+
+"Forbear, my friend!" she said; and then, advancing to Otmar, she
+continued, "I am not deceived. It is my noble rescuer. I have sought you,
+sir, in vain, to tender you my thanks for your good services, if my poor
+thanks, indeed, can be a recompense for service so beyond all price."
+
+"Madam, I did but the duty of a gentleman," stammered Otmar; "and for you,
+who would not----?"
+
+"I owe you, indeed, more than thanks can pay," interrupted the young
+female. "You left us so hastily, after accomplishing that deed of courage
+at the risk of your own life, that I had no time to learn who was my bold
+deliverer from peril. In the confusion and trouble of the moment, I
+allowed you to depart; and, believe me, my heart has not ceased to
+reproach me since for a seeming want of gratitude, that, the Saints of
+Heaven know, was far from it."
+
+"Oh! I am repaid, fully repaid, fair lady, by these words," interrupted
+the eager youth in his turn.
+
+"But I may still repair my error," resumed the lady. "Alas! I have little
+to bestow," she continued, with a sigh, "save empty words of gratitude.
+But the time may come. Let me know, at least, the name of him who has done
+me such essential service."
+
+"It were unworthy of your ears, fair lady," stammered Otmar timidly
+
+"Again, I reclaim the favour of your name, sir," said the young female.
+"You are noble; your mien proclaims it, did not the sabre by your side
+attest it." And her eyes seemed to rest with satisfaction upon the figure
+of the handsome youth. "You have more--you have the true nobility of
+heart. You will not refuse your name to a lady who demands it."
+
+Otmar was about to speak, when the noise of several persons advancing into
+the alley with rapid steps, caused the heads of all parties to turn in
+that direction. A troop of five or six men, with drawn swords, and black
+masks upon their faces, rushed violently upon them.
+
+"Seize her! It is she!" cried a tall man, who appeared the leader of the
+party, as he darted forward.
+
+A violent scream issued from the mouth of the female--exclamations of
+alarm, and shouts of rescue from those of her companions. Otmar
+instinctively drew his sabre with cry of rage, and the next moment all was
+skirmish and confusion.
+
+"Ruffian!" exclaimed the young Hungarian, attacking the taller mask, who
+had now seized with rude grasp the hand of the female, and causing him, by
+the violence of the onset, to let go his hold.
+
+"Ha! he once more! God's curse on him!" cried the leader, parrying the
+attack as best he might, whilst he endeavoured to regain possession of the
+lady.
+
+"Let her not escape! let her not escape!" he shouted again to his
+followers, finding himself hardly pressed upon. "I will dispatch this
+fellow, on whom I reckoned not." And he, in his turn, attacked Otmar with
+fury.
+
+Even in the midst of the skirmish, the young man could not resist seeking
+the lady with his eye; and he could dimly perceive, in the darkness and
+confusion, that she had taken refuge with the ecclesiastic, whilst her
+companion was making desperate efforts with his French small-sword, to
+keep at bay the other assailants. But his unwary solicitude had wellnigh
+cost him his life. A plunge of his adversary's sword passed through his
+attila, and slightly grazed his side. The next moment his own sabre
+descended on to the shoulder of the man with whom he was engaged, with
+sufficient effect, although the blow was evaded, to disable him for the
+moment, and cause him to stagger back.
+
+Profiting by this circumstance, Otmar rushed upon the other ravishers, and
+came up at the very instant when, overpowered by numbers, the companion of
+the lady had lost all power of any longer protecting her retreat, and
+preventing their object of seizing on her. Attacking then with fury, and
+dealing several severe wounds, he succeeded in turning their attention
+chiefly to himself.
+
+Thus desperately engaged in a most unequal combat, he heard the step and
+voice of his first antagonist from behind. A dagger already gleamed over
+his head, when suddenly a heavy blow resounded, and his assailant
+staggered and fell to the ground. In a few moments more he had contrived
+to disperse the other ruffians, who, wounded and alarmed, now took to
+flight. When he turned, he found his old Farkas standing over the
+prostrate body of his first foe.
+
+"I could not leave my lord," cried the old domestic, brandishing a stout
+stick: which he had snatched up. "And, _teremtette!_ I was right, whatever
+you may say. But I have done for one of the rascals, _eb adta!_ and just
+at the right nick too!"
+
+"Leave him an follow me, Farkas!" cried the young man. "They may still
+again assail her." And he hurried up the avenue, followed by the old man
+who grunted with unwillingness at leaving the prize of his strong arm.
+
+When they reached the open space beyond the alley, no one was visible in
+the dark. The lady and her companions had disappeared. Lights, however,
+were moving, in the archbishop's palace; and, at the same moment, a troop
+of servants, torches in hand, was seen to issue from the lower part of the
+building, attracted, probably, by the noise of the tumult.
+
+"Where can she be? Again lost to me! Lost, perhaps, for ever!" exclaimed
+Otmar.
+
+"Shall we not secure the fellow I knocked down?" said Farkas
+insinuatingly, with no small spice of pride at the thoughts of the
+capture. "He may be yet alive."
+
+"You are right," replied his master. "He was the leader of this troop of
+bravoes. He may be compelled to divulge the mystery of this deed; and I
+knew that voice, methinks, although as yet my recollections are confused."
+
+With these words he hurried back into the avenue. But when master and man
+had reached the spot where the body had lain, it was no longer visible.
+Marks of blood and of trampling feet, two broken swords and a ragged hat,
+were the only evidences that remained of the late combat.
+
+"Gone!" cried Otmar.
+
+"The other ruffians have returned and carried him off, _eb adta_!"
+exclaimed Farkas, with intense vexation.
+
+"Let us follow on their traces!" said the young noble. "See here! This way
+through the thicket! There are marks of broken boughs." And pushing his
+way through the bushes, he entered the dark wood, followed by his
+attendant.
+
+A moment afterwards the avenue was illuminated by the torches of the
+domestics from the archbishop's palace.
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+ "Spirit of men,
+ Thou heart of our great enterprise, how much
+ I love these voices in thee!"
+ BEN. JONSON.
+
+ "Love is ambitious, and loves majesty."
+ DECKER.
+
+Upon an imposing hill, which rises from the Danube's banks, and frowns
+over the city of Presburg, still stand the extensive ruins of a fine old
+castle, which was destroyed by fire at the commencement of the present
+century, but which, at this period of history, was generally occupied as a
+residence by the rulers of Hungary, when they paid a royal visit to their
+Hungarian capital; and in the large hall of state in this immense building
+it was, that the Diet of the four orders of the kingdom, convoked by Maria
+Theresa, had assembled on the eleventh of September--the morning following
+that evening so eventful to Otmar and his young love.
+
+At the upper end of this large apartment, a throne had been arranged for
+the young Queen. In the spaces between the old portraits of the heads of
+the House of Hapsburg, which adorned the walls, were now displayed
+Hungarian banners. On either side of the throne, awaiting the arrival of
+Maria Theresa, were several of her German ministers and household; and, as
+it was well known that those immediately about her person had protested
+energetically against her appeal to her Hungarian subjects, these German
+servants of the Queen were regarded with no looks of good-will or sympathy
+by those who filled the hall.
+
+Upon the first step of the throne, and apart from those who surrounded it,
+stood, on the right, the Count John Pallfy, the Palatin or Viceroy of the
+kingdom, his handsome martial countenance, with that semi-oriental disdain
+of all expression of emotion in the physiognomy, betraying none of those
+anxious feelings which were natural as to the result of a crisis so
+important; on the left, Count Louis Batthyani, the _Reichskanzler_ or
+Chancellor. Immediately below the throne were ranged, on one side, the
+bishops and prelates of the kingdom, to the number of sixty-seven, in
+their rich ecclesiastical attire; on the other, the numerous magnates of
+the realm, the princes, counts, and barons, to the amount of seven hundred
+and eighty, glittering in all the marvellous pomp and splendour of the
+Hungarian costume, and reaching in proud array far beyond the middle of
+the hall--the lower part of which was thronged by a crowd of the lesser
+nobles, and the deputies from the provinces, and from the royal free-towns
+of Hungary. Brilliant and dazzling was the scene composed of this living
+mass, with its thousand fantastic and bejewelled dresses; and wonderful to
+look at the many fine energetic countenances of all ages of which it was
+composed.
+
+Among the nobles, towards the middle of the hall, stood Otmar, his
+handsome face still pale from the excitement of the previous evening, and
+a night passed in sleeplessness. It was in vain that he had sought to find
+the trace of the ruffians who had made so strange an attempt to seize upon
+the person of the mysterious object of his affections: and only late in
+the night had he returned to his lodging, and striven to calm the anxiety
+of his mind in a useless attempt at repose upon his couch. His brain
+whirled with the confusion of his thoughts. All the past was involved in
+mystery and conjecture. Who was the beautiful female, to whom he had so
+quickly given all the first emotions and energies of his young heart?
+Should he ever again behold her who had thus twice crossed his path, to
+disappear as suddenly from before his eyes? Had she escaped the hands of
+her ravishers? What had become of her? And who, again--he demanded with a
+pang of bitter jealousy--was that young man who had twice been her
+companion, and whom she had styled her friend? Thus agonized with a
+thousand doubts and apprehensions, he could scarcely command his senses to
+gaze upon the scene around, or to reflect upon the important purpose which
+had called him, with the other Hungarian nobles, to that hall. The
+troubles of his life, his doubtful fate, his dreary position in the world,
+were all forgotten in the absorbing thoughts connected with her he loved:
+all minor anxieties--such as his dismissal that morning, as he left the
+house, from his poor lodging by his old landlord, in a manner which, had
+he been able to think on other matters, might have appeared to him as
+heartless as inconsistent--found no room in his tormented mind. The noise
+of the trumpets, announcing the entry of the Queen; the opening of the
+door, to the right of the throne, through which she passed; the murmur,
+and partial confusion, which attended her ascending the steps, and placing
+herself in presence of that crowded assembly, scarcely roused him from his
+reverie.
+
+But when he raised his eyes, he scarcely could credit their own evidence.
+There she stood on high before him! The crown of St Stephen of Hungary was
+on her lofty brow: the royal mantle covered her shoulders: the bejewelled
+cimiter of the Hungarian kings was at her side. In her arms she held a
+baby of about six months of age; in her left hand she clasped that of a
+little girl. She was there in all her dazzling splendour of royal beauty.
+And it was she!--she to whom his heart was given--she whom he had dared to
+love!
+
+For a moment the whole scene whirled before the eyes of Otmar: he
+staggered as one struck by lightning: his pale cheek grew paler still: he
+felt as if he were falling to the earth. How he found a tongue to speak,
+he himself could not have told. But, with faltering voice, he turned to an
+old Hungarian magnate by his side, and stammered--
+
+"Is it possible? Is that--she--our King--is that?"
+
+"Who should it be, _domine illustrissime_?" answered the person thus
+addressed, with the Latin courtesy of the country. "Who should it be,
+friend?"
+
+Again Otmar found force to falter forth--
+
+"And he, who has given her his hand to mount the throne--he who now stands
+behind her, glittering in all the rich fancifulness of that outlandish
+dress--who is _he_?"
+
+"Humph!" replied the old Hungarian, in no very amiable tone of voice.
+"That is her favourite German minister, the young Prince Kaunitz--a silly
+fop! She might have better and less compromising servants about her
+person, methinks. As you seem a stranger, _domine_," he pursued, unheeding
+Otmar's agitation, "you may like to know that the old ecclesiastic, who
+has taken the other place behind her, is our Archbishop Primate, the
+Prince Emmeric Esterhazy, at whose summer palace she took up her
+residence, _incognita_, on first arriving here."
+
+"Kaunitz! her favourite minister, and she called him 'my friend!'"
+muttered the young man, trembling with emotion.
+
+"Yes! and they do say," continued his informant lightly, "that now her
+husband, the Grand Duke of Tuscany, is absent with the remains of her
+discomfited army, she and the young prince"--and he whispered in Otmar's
+ear.
+
+A pang of the bitterest feeling passed through the young noble's heart.
+But that pang, by its very revulsion, gave him fresh energy.
+
+"Calumny!" he exclaimed, angrily, to his companion, whom he doubted not to
+be one of those disaffected to the cause of the persecuted Queen.
+"Calumny!" But his voice was drowned in the loud murmur which arose on all
+sides calling for silence.
+
+Maria Theresa had risen from the throne, upon which she had seated herself
+on her first entrance to calm her feelings; and she gazed, with evident
+emotion, and with faltering purpose, upon the vast crowd before her. No
+doubt that she saw a stern discouraging frown upon many a brow: no doubt
+that she knew how deeply the seeds of discontent and disaffection had been
+sown among her subjects--how great a majority was unfavourable to her
+cause: and she trembled and faltered for a moment.
+
+But the beauty, the dignity, and grace of the young Queen had already
+worked their spell upon the susceptible natures of the Hungarians, who,
+stern as they may be, are easily led away by enthusiastic impulses. A
+flattering murmur of applause ran through the assembly.
+
+Encouraged by this movement of sympathy, which her quickly sensitive
+woman's heart felt rather than perceived, Maria Theresa lifted her head
+more boldly, and advancing one step forward, with her little daughter
+clinging to her dress, held forward in her arms the baby boy, whose
+destinies afterwards fixed him on the imperial throne of Germany as Joseph
+the Second.
+
+All set speeches, all forms were forgotten by her in the trouble of the
+moment.
+
+"Hungarians!" she said, with quivering voice, in Latin,--"deserted by my
+friends, persecuted by my enemies, attacked and oppressed by my nearest
+relations, my only refuge, in my utmost need, is in your fidelity,
+courage, and support. To you alone, with God, can I any longer look for
+safety. To your loyalty alone can I confide the welfare of the son and
+daughter of your kings. At your feet I lay my children. I come to you for
+succour. Will you grant it me?"
+
+Her voice trembled. She could not proceed. A pause ensued.
+
+"_Vitam et sanguinem!_" responded a voice.
+
+It was that of Otmar, who had listened, with beating heart, to the accents
+of his adored Queen; whilst the blood had gradually risen into his pale
+cheeks, and now flushed his animated countenance with colour.
+
+"_Vitam et sanguinem!_" was shouted by almost every voice in the assembly,
+as it caught up the cry.
+
+"MORIAMUR PRO REGE NOSTRO!" again cried Otmar, drawing forth his sabre.
+
+"MORIAMUR PRO REGE NOSTRO!" was re-echoed by a thousand mouths, as a
+thousand sabres were waved on high, and flashed upon the air.
+
+The enthusiastic feeling had been communicated as an electric shock
+throughout the crowd. Spite of party feelings, party purpose, stern
+resolves, it had proved irresistible. Before the Hungarian nobles was a
+woman--a beautiful female in distress--and she their Queen! The burst of
+loyal fervour was spontaneous, uncontrollable.
+
+The bosom of Maria Theresa heaved with emotion at the sound of this wild
+cry. For a moment she struggled with her feelings, strove to be a queen:
+but her woman's nature gave way; and, sinking back on her throne, she
+burst into tears.
+
+The sight of this outbreak of emotion spoke again to each Hungarian heart;
+and, with still wilder and louder shouts of frenzied enthusiasm, the cry
+of "MORIAMUR PRO REGE NOSTRO!" rang again through the hall of the Castle
+of Presburg, until the old walls trembled to their base. Tears sprang from
+many of the sternest eyes, and rolled down many a withered cheek. But they
+were tears of pity, admiration, and fury.
+
+All rancour, discontent, political difference, purpose of treachery, had
+been forgotten. The cause of Maria Theresa had been won!
+
+Long it was before the tumult of the many voices ceased, or the flashing
+sabres were restored to their scabbards. And when at length the murmur in
+the hall was somewhat stilled, the aged archbishop advanced to the side of
+Maria Theresa, who, with her eyes streaming with tears, stood up at once.
+He attempted to speak in the name of the Hungarian nation in answer to her
+appeal. But the old man's voice failed him; and only in broken accents,
+which scarcely could be heard beyond the throne, could he utter a few
+words of fervent devotion, and pray God to bless her.
+
+In his turn also, the Palatin, Count Pallfy, stepped forward and spoke of
+supplies and men. But his voice, also, was drowned in the enthusiastic
+shouts which promised to the persecuted Queen the succour of the very
+life's blood of her faithful Hungarians, and the aid of their fortunes to
+the last florin. It could scarcely at last be heard, as the official
+declaration was made of the opening of the Diet and of the sittings to be
+held, at which the necessary measures to be taken to be debated.
+
+Then again rose the shouts, as Maria Theresa attempted to thank her
+faithful subjects. She could no longer speak; but she waved her hand to
+them, with a graceful gesture, and a look of gratitude which betrayed the
+depth of her feelings. Otmar's heart again beat tumultuously. He closed
+his eyes, as if to shut out from his very heart the dangerous sight of her
+who held over it so powerful a fascination. When he again looked up, she
+had descended from the throne. She was gone.
+
+Overpowered by the various conflicting feelings which had so powerfully
+assailed him in the last short hour, the young noble followed
+instinctively the crowd as it streamed out of the great hall; and it was
+only when he found himself in a large ante-room, somewhat severed from the
+general mass, that he stopped and threw himself down upon a bench near a
+doorway, to collect his confused and scattered thoughts. He remained for a
+time lost in a reverie, from which he was aroused by a tap upon his
+shoulder.
+
+Before him stood a boy, in a military dress, whose mien bore all the
+boldness and pertness of a page.
+
+"_Servus, domine!_" said the youth, with an impudent air.
+
+"What want you with me?" asked Otmar sharply. "I do not know you, sir.
+This is some mistake."
+
+"It is none at all, if I read right your person," answered the boy pertly,
+mustering Otmar from top to toe. "Are you not he who was last night in the
+primate's garden? The description answers that of him I was bid to seek."
+
+"I was in the primate's garden last night, of a truth," said the young
+noble: "but"----
+
+"Then follow me," continued the boy, with a nod of the head.
+
+"Whither?"
+
+"Where a lady calls you," laughed the page, with an impudent swagger. "A
+young fellow of our age and blood needs no other bidding, methinks."
+
+"What lady?" once more asked Otmar. But the boy only winked him to follow,
+as a reply; and turning into a side-door, beckoned to him once more; and
+then, seeing that the summons was obeyed, proceeded on, through several
+passages and corridors, until, reaching a door, he pushed it open. Within
+stood a female; and Otmar's heart, which had beat high with vague
+expectations of what he himself scarce dared to divine, was suddenly
+chilled, when he saw before him an elderly lady, altogether unknown to
+him. But as she came forward to ask the boy whether it was the person he
+was charged to seek, he became aware that it was not she into whose
+presence he was to be introduced. The lady, in turn, signed to him to
+follow; and after tapping gently upon an inner-door, and waiting for a
+reply, opened it, and bade him enter.
+
+The apartment into which the young noble had been thus ushered, seemed to
+have been hastily fitted up with such resources of a lady's chamber as the
+cumbrous and incommodious fashion of the day offered. At the upper end, in
+a large high-backed chair, sat a female figure, behind whom a tirewoman
+appeared in waiting.
+
+Those hopes and expectations which, once or twice, Otmar had permitted to
+float over his mind, as he had followed the page through the passages of
+the castle, and had then dismissed from it as fantastic and improbable,
+and yet again, in spite of his better reasonings, indulged, were now
+confirmed, and still, to his dazzled sight, appeared impossible.
+
+It was indeed Maria Theresa who sat before him.
+
+The mantle had been disengaged from the shoulders, the cimeter ungirded
+from her side, and the crown removed from her head: but she still wore the
+rich dark dress, incrusted with gems, that proclaimed her royalty, but
+which she needed not to stamp her "every inch" a queen. Her hair had been,
+apparently, loosened by the removal of the diadem from her brow; and
+powdered as it was, it fell in luxuriant ringlets over her neck and
+shoulders. The glow of her recent emotion still remained upon her face,
+and added to the natural grace of her beauty: and her lustrous dark-grey
+eyes were still moist with her late tears.
+
+No wonder that Otmar stood before her, doubly dazzled with her beauty as a
+woman, and her majesty as a queen--bewildered that she, whom he had
+presumed to love, and for whom, in spite of himself, his heart yet beat
+wildly, should be his sovereign, and that he should stand thus in her
+presence.
+
+"Ah! is it you, sir--you, doubly my rescuer from evil!" said Maria
+Theresa, rising from her chair, and advancing a few steps towards him.
+"Welcome, to accept your Monarch's inmost thanks!" And she stretched out
+her hand, which, although totally unpractised in the etiquette of courts,
+Otmar, by an instinctive impulse, knelt down to kiss.
+
+"Rise, sir!" she continued. "Were my gratitude alone to speak, it were for
+me, your Queen, to kneel and kiss the hand that a second time has, through
+God's providence, been the instrument of my deliverance from peril."
+
+Otmar rose from his knees, a deep blush overspreading his handsome
+countenance. The young Queen seemed to gaze upon him for a moment with
+satisfaction; and then, waving her hand to her female attendant to retire,
+she again addressed him.
+
+"What can I do to serve you, sir?" she said--"you, who have thus twice
+served me at the peril of your life. I am but a poor and a powerless
+Queen," she continued, with a faint smile: "but a grateful heart may still
+find means to recompense"----
+
+"To live and die in your majesty's defence, is all your poor servant, who
+has but done his duty to his Queen, although unknowingly, has to desire,"
+was the young noble's reply.
+
+"Nay, sir, we have too many obligations towards you," said the Queen, "to
+allow ourselves to be quit thus. Can I do naught to serve you in return?"
+she pursued, with a less dignified and more familiar tone. "You must not
+allow so great a weight of thanks to lie upon my heart. Take pity on me!"
+
+Otmar could with difficulty find words to speak. The tumult of his
+feelings almost overpowered him, as he began to forget the queen in the
+beautiful and loved woman before him. But he struggled with the impetuous
+dictates of his heart.
+
+"Madam!" he said, commanding himself, "I am a poor noble, left alone in
+this wide world, almost without a friend, since my poor father's death,
+which left me with involved fortunes, and without a prospect for the
+future; and I was careless of life, until--until I had seen--your
+majesty," he continued with emotion, whilst the blush upon the cheek of
+the young Queen showed her perception that the homage paid was as much to
+the woman as the monarch. "And now my only wish, as I have said, is to die
+in your service and defence."
+
+"Die! God forbid!" said Maria Theresa, with a woman's ready tear starting
+to her eye. "Live, sir! and, if you will, to fight in our cause. Enter the
+army. Rank shall be granted you. Your advancement shall be cared for. Live
+to be again the friend and champion of the poor persecuted Queen, who
+needs friends indeed, when all are set against her."
+
+"Say not so, madam," interrupted Otmar, with fervour. "Have we not, one
+and all, sworn to give our life and life's blood in your cause?"
+
+"Yes," said the Queen, her tears now fully flowing, at the recollection of
+the late scene of wild enthusiasm. "I have found friends among my
+faithful, and my true--my gallant, noble Hungarians. Think you I did not
+mark you, sir--you, who were the first to shout, 'For Maria Theresa we
+will die!' Think you that my heart did not feel that you were, perhaps, a
+third time, my friend in need? But I have enemies still. Calumny, I am
+aware, miscolours my simplest actions. My very feelings may be
+misinterpreted, my very tears, at this moment, in your presence,
+misconstrued. Who can know what is the worth of friends better than those
+who suffer from such odious attacks of enemies as I have suffered?" And
+Maria Theresa clasped her hands before her eyes.
+
+Otmar once more sank down at her feet deeply affected.
+
+"But I must away with this weakness!" said the Queen, struggling to
+recover from her agitation, and dashing away her tears with her fingers.
+
+As she saw Otmar kneeling before her, his fine features fixed upon her
+with the liveliest expression of pity and admiration, his handsome figure
+bent to do homage to her loveliness and worth, her woman's feelings had
+the mastery of her feelings as a queen, and, smiling upon him with a
+smile, which shone all the more brightly through her tears--that smile,
+with the power and fascination of which none knew better how to fetter
+hearts than Maria Theresa--she hastily detached from her shoulders a
+string of diamonds, and passed them over the young man's neck.
+
+"This is no recompense, to reward your services with matters of sordid
+value, sir," she said. "This is no gift to enable you to retrieve, however
+slightly, your fallen fortunes. This is the chain of honour which I bestow
+upon my champion and knight; for such you shall be in the eyes of the
+world. Here, in Maria Theresa's chamber, you are to her the deliverer and
+friend."
+
+"Madam! my life, my heart, and soul are yours!" stammered the young man,
+no longer able to control his feelings, under circumstances which made him
+forget for a moment that distance which the sovereign herself seemed to
+have overleapt.
+
+Again Maria Theresa blushed slightly. In spite of her strong
+understanding, her virtue, and her worth, she was not above those feelings
+of coquetry which, joined to her admiration of beauty, often, especially
+at an after period of her life, gave handle to the many unjust calumnies
+of her traducers.
+
+"Rise once more, my noble knight!" said the young Queen, with another
+smile; "for we have dubbed you such. We will attach you to our especial
+service, since such is your desire, and find a place for you in our suite;
+although it be but badly paid in our state of disastrous fortune. But I
+know you heed not that. I see it in that look, that would reproach me for
+such a thought. You shall remain with us until you join our army," she
+added with a sigh, "to fight in our cause."
+
+"This honour, madam"--stammered Otmar, rising.
+
+"Is not without its perils and its pains, good youth," continued Maria
+Theresa. "You will have to combat envy, jealousy, ill-will within; for
+such is the life of courts. Alas! I know it but too well. Without, you may
+have often wearisome and dangerous services."
+
+"None can be felt as such when it is you--your Majesty I serve," said the
+young man with enthusiasm.
+
+"I will--I do believe you, sir," replied the Queen. "I have said it once,
+and I repeat it. Yours is the true nobility of heart. Ah! were they all
+so--they who serve me and call themselves my friends! But enough of this!
+Let your first service be to direct the search of our agents to the
+discovery of the disguised enemies who made that bold attempt last night
+to secure my person during my evening stroll--my poor moments of liberty!
+Ah! France, I recognise there your treacherous designs! You did not know
+who were your adversaries?"
+
+"Madam," answered the young man, "I should recognise again the voice of
+him who was my principal assailant; and who, if I mistake not, has already
+crossed his sword with mine. But I know him not."
+
+"I would not punish when I can forgive," said Maria Theresa, with a sigh.
+"But the discovery of these complotters on my liberty, perhaps my life, is
+necessary for the safety of my realm."
+
+"If my zeal avail aught," said Otmar warmly, "their life shall pay their
+treachery."
+
+"No bloodshed, no bloodshed, as you love me, good youth!" said the Queen,
+shuddering. "Blood enough is shed upon the battle-field for me and mine.
+And who knows how far such blood should lie upon the conscience of a
+miserable queen?--how far the Almighty will write it to her dread account
+at the last great day of reckoning?" And, with that nobility of feeling
+peculiar to Maria Theresa, she sank her head downwards in gloomy thought.
+For a time she thus remained, as if forgetful of the presence of the young
+noble; at length she again raised her head, cleared away the gloom upon
+her features with a faint smile, and once more extending her hand,
+said--"Now leave us, sir, but to return shortly hither. Already they may
+cry scandal that I should have talked to one of such good mien so long.
+But go not," she continued, as Otmar moved towards the door, "until I have
+told you how my heart was pained, that the search of those who sought to
+discover you, after the skirmish of last evening, was useless--how
+anxiously I prayed, in the darkness of the night, that no ill might have
+befallen my young, champion--how my very soul was gratified to see him in
+the crowd before me, to know that he was safe! You must not think your
+Queen heartless and ungrateful, sir. Now, go!"
+
+With a wave of the hand, Maria Theresa dismissed from her presence the
+young noble, who staggered from the chamber in a tempest of tumultuous
+emotions.
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+ "Stand back, thou manifest conspirator:
+ Thou that contrivedst to murder!"
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ "Farewell, my lord! Good wishes, praise, and prayers,
+ Shall Suffolk ever have of Margaret.
+ Farewell, sweet madam!"
+ _Idem._
+
+In a small room on the first floor of the old house occupied by the Jew
+druggist, sat Otmar once more, on the evening of the important day which
+had decided the fortunes of Maria Theresa. He had returned to the
+temporary home from which he had been so inhospitably driven, in order to
+direct the removal of his scanty baggage, and the few relics that reminded
+him of happier times, and the brighter days of his childhood, and which,
+during the day, his old attendant had collected together.
+
+The room was wainscoted with blackened oak, the sombre shades of which
+were unrelieved by any ornament; and at a table, near the heavy
+casement-window, a part of which was open, rather to admit the fading
+light of day into the dark apartment than the autumn air of the chill
+evening, sat the young noble, tracing slowly the lines of a letter, which
+he seemed to compose with difficulty, and not without many a hesitation
+and many a heavy sigh.
+
+Upon a packed portmanteau, in the middle of the room, sat Farkas, puffing
+from a short pipe small clouds of smoke, which issued in regular but
+uneasy jerks from beneath his thick overhanging moustache. From time to
+time he nodded his head impatiently, with a sideward movement, and
+murmured between his teeth, without interrupting his employment, words
+that accompanied his intermittent puffs, like the distant rumbling which
+follows the smoke of the cannon on the far-off battle-field.
+
+"_Teremtette!_" he muttered angrily. "I shall not be easy until I am quit
+of this den of the old hyena, who has turned my lord out of doors like a
+gipsy beggar-boy--and why? The foul fiend only knows. I should like to
+wring the old ruffian's neck for him, like a carrion-crow, _eb adta_!"
+
+At length the young noble threw down his pen.
+
+"It is done!" he exclaimed with a sigh. "I have written to the old
+advocate at Buda to send me the papers I require. I must not think on my
+own fortunes. My father's honour must be saved; and my own beggary shall
+be signed before I leave this country."
+
+"Too honest by half to such rascals as those villanous cheating
+money-lenders, whoever they may be, _eb adta_!" muttered Farkas again
+unheard, with a vexed shrug of the shoulders.
+
+"Is all prepared?" said Otmar, turning to his attendant.
+
+"There is nothing but what I can take upon my own shoulders," answered the
+old man with a sigh; "and they are broad enough to bear twice the
+weight." And rising from his temporary seat, he jerked it on to his back.
+Then seizing up another small valise in his hand, he stood ready for
+departure.
+
+"Enter the first inn, and there await my orders, whether they have room to
+lodge us or no; as is not probable in the confusion of the town," said
+Otmar. "I trust that I may yet find us other and better quarters for
+another night; and we can seek a home for once under nature's roof,
+without much detriment to our bones."
+
+"What his lord can bear, can old Farkas also," was the attendant's sturdy
+answer, and he left the room.
+
+"Farewell then," said Otmar, gazing around him. "Farewell, my poor
+chamber, the depositary of so many hopes and aspirations, regrets, sad
+thoughts, and air-built castles. Visions, bright visions of beauty and of
+love, have illumined thy dark walls; and they, too, have flown--flown
+before a stern reality, which proclaimed them folly, madness--ay, madness!
+They are gone for ever! But shall they not be followed by dreams of glory,
+of renown, of smiles from her beaming eyes to thank her champion--her
+friend? Yes--me, too, she has called her friend. Farewell, then, my poor
+chamber! Thou hast witnessed little but my wretchedness, and yet I regret
+thee; for her spirit--hers--the beautiful, the bright, the unknown--still
+hovers around thee. Fare-thee-well!"
+
+Otmar prepared to depart; but he was still lingering to send around him a
+last look upon those bare walls which he had thus apostrophized, when
+hasty steps were heard to mount the stair, and Farkas abruptly re-entered
+the room.
+
+"Quick, quick!" cried the old man. "I saw him coming up the street--him,
+you know--that outlandish rascal, whom you fought by the inn on the
+roadside, because he would have spoken ill of our Queen--God preserve
+her!--the same who, if your doubts prove true, was the villain who tore
+that cursed slip in your attila last night--the foul fiend confound him,
+_eb adta_! I thought I had a stronger arm--old fool that I was! Quick,
+quick!" And seizing Otmar's arm, he dragged him to the open window.
+
+"It is he!" exclaimed the young noble, looking out; "the same tall form
+and insolent gait. Ah! he is entering the house. Hark! he is mounting the
+stair. God be praised, he falls into my very hands!"
+
+In truth, footsteps were evidently ascending the staircase. Otmar and his
+old attendant paused to listen with palpitating interest. The next moment
+the door of the Jew's apartment, on the other side of the passage, was
+heard to open, and a voice to exclaim, "Hello! old fox, where have you hid
+yourself? Out of your hole, I say! I have to speak with you." Then the
+door closed, and all was still.
+
+"It is the same voice!" exclaimed Otmar again. "It is he who made that
+foul attempt upon her liberty. Villain!" And half-drawing his sabre, he
+rushed towards the door of the room.
+
+"Down with him! down with the rascal, _teremtette_!" cried Farkas,
+following his master in excitement.
+
+"No, no!" said Otmar, checking his own first impulse, and catching the old
+man's arm. "He is a traitor and a spy! It is not for me to punish; it is
+for the country's laws. She bids me seek to discover him. Providence has
+thrown him into my hands, and enabled me to obey her behest. She would
+condemn me were I to take vengeance into my own hands."
+
+"What!" cried Farkas, violently. "My lord has his enemy face to face, and
+hesitates to defy him to the death!"
+
+"Peace, old man!" exclaimed Otmar; "you know not what you say. Ah! I see
+it all now," he continued. "He is the agent of her enemies, and is in
+collusion with our doctor landlord. It is here their villainous schemes
+are hatched."
+
+"True! It was he--it must have been he," said Farkas in his turn, "who sat
+with the rascally old thief, when I entered his room the night before the
+last."
+
+"Hear me, Farkas," continued the young noble. "I must away to the castle.
+Maria Theresa may still be there. All shall be revealed. Watch you, at
+some distance, in the street, that he leave not the house or escape us."
+
+"Better split the cowardly villain's skull at once, _teremtette_!" cried
+the old man once more, indignantly.
+
+"Peace, I say!" said Otmar. "Follow me, and stealthily." And with these
+words he left the room, followed down the stairs by his grumbling
+attendant, who still muttered many an angry "_teremtette!_" between his
+lips, unable to comprehend the hesitation of his young master, when so
+good an opportunity was before him of taking revenge upon "such a
+villainous scoundrel" as the spy.
+
+Scarcely had they quitted the apartment, when an angle of the wainscoting,
+forming the door of a partially concealed closet, opened; and the form of
+the Jew money-lender--pale, trembling, and with haggard eyes--staggered
+into the room.
+
+"Jehovah! We are lost--irretreviably lost!" he exclaimed with a choked
+husky voice. "Cavaliere! Cavaliere!" and he hastened, as fast as his
+trembling limbs would carry him, to the door. But, in spite of his agony
+and his alarm, his usual habits of caution, and perhaps of
+self-appropriation also, did not forsake him, and with the words, "That
+paper the young fellow wrote may tell us more!" he turned back, shuffled
+to the table, snatched up the letter, which Otmar had forgotten in his
+hurry, and then gained his room, where, seated, with gloomy and
+discontented brow, the Italian spy waited him.
+
+"_Diavolo!_ Where have you been hiding, Bandini? I need your aid,"
+exclaimed the cavaliere, as he entered. "All is ruined, if still stronger
+measures be not taken. My grand expedition of last night, which might have
+secured all at a blow, has utterly failed, through the interference of a
+rash young fool, who has twice crossed my path to baffle me. I myself am
+wounded,"--and he pointed to a bandage, partly concealed by a scarf thrown
+over his shoulder--"still confused, from a blow dealt upon my head by some
+meddling ruffian. The curses of hell blight their arms, one and all! Those
+traitors, too, the Hungarians, have broken every promise, to shout
+_Vivat!_ to that woman; because she shed before them a few maudlin tears.
+Weak fools! weak fools! and that they call enthusiasm! They promise her
+supplies of men and money. My schemes are ruined--my services all
+naught--your hopes of reward utterly gone, Master Bandini--utterly gone,
+do you hear?--if some great _coup-de-main_ be not yet tried. There! look
+not so pale and frightened, man, with that ugly wo-begone face of yours.
+There are yet means that may be used."
+
+"But we are lost--lost!" stammered the Jew, shaking in every limb, and
+struggling in vain to speak.
+
+"Lost! Not yet!" replied the Italian scornfully "whilst I have yet a head
+to scheme, and a bold heart to execute."
+
+"We are lost, I tell you. All is discovered. We are betrayed!" cried the
+Jew. "That young fellow--in yonder room--alas! he knows all. We must
+fly--conceal ourselves."
+
+"How now, man?" exclaimed the cavaliere, in his turn springing up in
+alarm.
+
+"I had driven him from the house, at your desire," stammered Bandini,
+panting for breath; "but he returned to seek his baggage. They had both
+been absent, master and man; and I had thought to look after my own poor
+goods and chattels in the room"--
+
+"Or to that which you could lay your hands upon, old thief--I know you.
+But proceed! What means this tale?" said the spy.
+
+"Jehovah knows you speak not true!" continued the Jew. "But they came back
+suddenly and unawares. I feared they might think evil of me, if they found
+me there; and I concealed myself in the closet. I heard all!"
+
+"All!--all what? Speak, man!" exclaimed the Italian furiously.
+
+"He is the same--the same of whom you spoke just now," pursued the old
+man, trembling. "He who wounded you last night. He recognised you as you
+entered. He knows all. He is gone up to the castle to betray us. Oh! I am
+a lost man--a lost man!" and the Jew wrung his hands bitterly.
+
+"Betrayed!" cried the spy--"gone, to the castle! Ten thousand devils drag
+him down to hell! Which way did he go? What did you hear? Speak,
+man!--speak, I tell you." And he shook the old man violently by the
+collar.
+
+"He will probably mount to it by the shorter ascent, along the Jews'
+street," gasped forth Bandini with difficulty.
+
+"And is there no quicker way?" exclaimed the Italian hurriedly.
+
+"By the lane opposite," stammered the Jew breathlessly. "Turn to the
+left--mount the crooked street--you will find yourself opposite to the
+garden, behind my old friend Zachariah's house. On passing through it, you
+are at the upper end of the Jews' street, and near the castle plain."
+
+"There is no time to be lost!" cried the spy, flinging his hat upon his
+head. "My pistols are primed and loaded," he continued, feeling in an
+inner pocket of his coat. "I shall be there before him. He must die. The
+same passage will favour my escape. Ah! it is you rascal of a Jew,
+villainous miser, who are the cause of all! Dearly shall you repay me
+this!" And seizing the old money-lender by the throat, he nearly throttled
+him, and, when he was almost black in the face, flung him with violence
+into a corner of the room.
+
+As the Italian disappeared, the old man raised himself, with difficulty,
+from the ground.
+
+"And such is the poor Jew's reward," he muttered, "from these Christian
+dogs, for all his losses, and his sacrifices, and his perils! What is to
+be done? If he kill the youth, I have still to fear his wrath. If he come
+not in time, we are undone. Every way is danger. Shall I myself turn
+informer? It is late--very late in the day--but yet it may be tried. Can I
+glean nothing from this paper that may sound like fresh and genuine
+information? What have we here?" he continued, rapidly scanning parts of
+Otmar's letter with his eye, and murmuring its contents to himself. "'I
+leave the country'--'But my father's honour must be covered'--'Send the
+papers ceding the estates'--'I am resolved to sign, although it be my
+utter ruin'--The name?--'Otmar, Baron Bartori.'--Merciful Jehovah!" burst
+forth the Jew. "It is he! It is my young man--and I knew it not--he, whose
+sign-manual is to convey to me the estates, in return for my poor moneys
+lent: and, if he sign not, the heritage goes to the next male heir; and I
+am frustrated of my dues. But he will be killed--die without signing. I am
+a ruined man--a ruined man!" And the money-lender clasped his hands in
+despair. "No, no--he must not die. Caracalli! Caracalli! touch him not!
+touch him not! He must not die, ere I have his precious sign-manual. Save
+him! save him! Jehovah! what shall I do? Caracalli! Caracalli!" And thus
+madly shouting after the Italian, the Jew rushed from his room in a frenzy
+of despair.
+
+In addition to the great and winding carriage-road which leads up to the
+summit of the hill on which stands the castle of Presburg, there is a
+shorter passage to it, by a narrow tortuous street, lined with old falling
+houses, and paved at intervals with terrace-like stone steps to aid the
+steep ascent. To this street, in former times, the Israelites residing in
+the city were restricted as a dwelling-place, incurring heavy fine and
+imprisonment by daring, either openly or under a feigned name, to infringe
+this severe rule: and even at the present day, although this restriction
+has been removed, it is almost entirely occupied, either from habit or
+from choice, by petty and most doubtful traders of the same persuasion,
+and is still known under the name of the Jews' Quarter. The upper end of
+this steep and winding lane is terminated, between high walls, by a large
+old gateway, opening into the castle plain. And under this gateway it was,
+that the Italian spy awaited his victim. He had contrived to evade the
+vigilance of Farkas, by darting up a lane immediately fronting the St
+Michael's gate, and now, having ascertained, by a few hasty words
+interchanged with the Jew Zachariah, that no one answering the description
+of the young noble had been seen to pass, he felt assured, that, by his
+haste in pursuing the shorter cut from behind, he had gained an advance
+upon him.
+
+The night was fast closing in, and the Italian felt himself secure from
+observation in the dark recess in which he lurked behind the gate. Aware
+that by a deed of assassinating alone he could save himself from the
+consequences of a revelation which not only ruined all his schemes, but
+placed his life at stake, he grasped a pistol in his hand, and waited
+firmly, with calmness which showed his long acquaintance with deeds of
+hazard and of crime.
+
+He had stood some time, counting with impatience the moments, until he
+began to fear that the young noble had taken the longer road, when at last
+the sound of footsteps struck upon his ear. Looking out from the corner of
+the gateway in which he had concealed himself, he could plainly see, at
+some little distance, the form of a man, resembling that of his expected
+victim, mounting the stone steps of the lane between the row of walls; and
+he drew back, cocked his pistol, and prepared to fire at him as he passed.
+Presently hastier footsteps--those of a running man--sounded nearer. Had
+he been perceived? Was his purpose divined? Was his victim about to rush
+upon him? These thoughts had scarcely time to pass rapidly through his
+brain, when a dark form hurried round the angle of the gateway. The
+Italian's hand was on the lock. He fired.
+
+A terrific cry, and then a groan, followed the explosion. A body fell. The
+Italian bent forward. At his feet lay the form of his associate, the
+miserable Jew.
+
+"Kill him not--the sign-manual"--were the only last words that faintly met
+the ear of the assassin, before the blood rushed up in torrents into the
+mouth of the unhappy man, and choked his voice for ever.
+
+Before the spy had a moment's time to recover from his surprise at the
+unexpected deed he had done, another cry of "Murder! murder!" was shouted
+close beside him, by a man who had run up. A strong hand grasped his arm.
+It was that of his intended victim.
+
+"Assassin!" cried Otmar. "Ah! it is again he! God's will be done!"
+
+"_Mille diavoli!_ Have at thee yet!" exclaimed the Italian, struggling to
+disengage himself with a strong effort, and staggering back.
+
+Succeeding in the attempt, he drew his sword. The weapons of the two men
+were immediately crossed. Both fought with desperation. Already a wound on
+Otmar's arm had rather excited his energies than disabled him, when a
+crowd was seen approaching rapidly from the direction of the castle. Some
+persons detached themselves from it, and ran forward, attracted by the
+previous cry of "murder," and the clash of arms. The cavaliere felt that
+he was lost, if he made not a fearful effort to disengage himself at once
+from his antagonist, and made a violent lunge at Otmar. The active young
+noble swerved aside. The sword passed him unscathed, and the next moment
+his sabre descended on to the Italian's head. With a fearful curse, the
+spy staggered, reeled backward, and fell to the ground.
+
+When the persons from the castle hurried up, they found the young noble
+standing by his prostrate foe, and leaning upon his sabre--his cheek
+already pale from the loss of the blood which streamed from his wound.
+Before, in the confusion, much explanation could be asked or given, others
+of the approaching party had come up: at an order issued, a sedan chair,
+borne by eight men, was set down under the gateway; a female form issued
+from it, and, in spite of the opposition of those about her, Maria Theresa
+advanced through the crowd.
+
+"What has happened? Who disturbs the peace?" she exclaimed, coming forward
+with that courage she evinced on all emergencies.
+
+"Retire, I beseech you, to your chair, madam, and allow yourself to be
+carried on," said the young Prince Kaunitz, who formed one of the suite.
+"This is no sight for a woman, and a queen." And he interposed his person
+between his sovereign and the bodies of the Italian and the Jew.
+
+"Permit me, prince," said Maria Theresa, waving him aside; for she had now
+caught sight of the pale face of Otmar, brightly illumined by the lighted
+torches which some of her attendants bore to light her on her way, upon
+her evening transit from the castle to the primate's summer palace.
+
+"You, my young champion, here!" she cried, with tones of evident anxiety,
+stepping forward. "What has happened? In God's name, what is this? You are
+not hurt, sir?"
+
+"Only a scratch, so please your majesty," replied Otmar; "and happy and
+proud I am that I should have gained it in your service."
+
+"Tell me what has passed? How do I find you here? Who is this man?"
+continued the young Queen, glancing slightly at the form of the prostrate
+Italian.
+
+"It is the same villain who has already dared to lay his hand upon the
+sacred person of your majesty," said the young noble proudly. "Chance led
+me to his discovery. I was hurrying to seek my Queen, to obey her orders.
+The wretch--I know not how--was beforehand with me. He would have waylaid
+me, as I must suppose. Another, who passed me at the moment, was his
+victim. I attacked him; and there he lies. I know no more."
+
+"And who is that poor man?" said Maria Theresa, pointing to the body of
+the Jew.
+
+Some of her attendants raised up the corpse.
+
+"I recognise him," said Otmar. "He was the accomplice of that fellow.
+God's justice has fallen on him by the hand of his own confederate. But
+how, is still to me a mystery."
+
+"The other still lives," exclaimed the voices of some, who had now lifted
+up the form of the Italian.
+
+"Let him be conveyed to the castle," commanded the Queen. "Every inquiry
+shall be instituted in this affair. Let justice take its course upon the
+spy and traitor."
+
+The Italian was conveyed away.
+
+"But you are hurt, noble youth. Your cheek grows paler still," cried Maria
+Theresa. "Help there! Bring water! quick! He may be dying."
+
+"It is nothing!" said Otmar, with sinking voice and failing senses. "A
+little faintness! I shall be better soon. A smile from you will repay
+all!"
+
+His head whirled, and he fell back into the arms of the bystanders.
+
+In spite of the alarm of the young Queen, a deep blush overspread her
+countenance at these last words.
+
+"Ah! should it be so!" she murmured to herself; and, after casting a long
+look upon the form of the handsome youth before her, she bent her head to
+the earth.
+
+Water was quickly brought from a neighbouring house. In spite of the
+increasing crowd attracted to the spot, Maria Theresa disdained not to
+bathe with her own hands the temples of the fainting man. Snatching a
+perfumed handkerchief from the hand of Kaunitz, she bound it tightly on
+the young noble's arm. In a short time, he once more opened his eyes.
+Water was given him to drink; and he again was able to stand, weakly, on
+his feet.
+
+"You--my Queen. You have deigned--to look upon your poor subject-to tend
+him"--he stammered faintly, as his eyes fell upon the lovely face before
+him. "You--the noble--the beautiful--the beloved"--
+
+"Hush! hush, sir," interposed the young Queen hurriedly. "You must not
+speak now. Your brain wanders. You shall be conveyed to the castle, and
+tended there. As soon as you are fully recovered, a post is ready for you
+with the army. You must leave us forthwith. Be brave, be gallant, be
+noble, as you have ever shown yourself; and, perhaps, hereafter"--
+
+She checked herself; with a sigh, and turned away her face.
+
+"Yes--away from here! I must away," said Otmar. "The army, the
+battle-field, glory, renown, must be my only thoughts." And, sinking his
+head on his heart, he murmured lowly--
+
+"_Moriamur pro Rege Nostro._"
+
+
+CONCLUSION.
+
+It is well known in history, that the rising of the Hungarian saved the
+falling fortunes of Maria Theresa. The enthusiasm of this sensitive and
+energetic people, once awakened, knew no bounds. All the country nobles,
+with their followers, took up arms. Croatia alone supplied twelve
+thousand men. Immense sums of money, to support the army, were offered by
+the clergy; and, out of the most distant provinces, sprang up, as the
+soldiers sown by the teeth of Cadmus from the earth, those countless
+savage hordes, who under the name of Pandours carried terror into every
+part of Europe. From the moment of the "insurrection," as it is called, of
+the Hungarian nobility, the aspect of affairs began to change. The Elector
+of Bavaria, who, to the grief of Maria Theresa, had received the imperial
+crown of Germany, so long in the possession of the House of Hapsburg,
+chiefly by the influence of French intrigues, under the name of Charles
+the Seventh, was driven from his States. England and Holland were won over
+to the cause of the persecuted Queen; and both, especially the former,
+lent her large sums. The whole British nation was interested in her
+favour. The English nobility, instigated by the Duchess of Marlborough,
+offered her a subscription collected to the amount of a hundred thousand
+pounds; but this sum Maria Theresa nobly refused, accepting nothing that
+was not granted to her by the nation in Parliament assembled. By the
+valour of Hungarian arms, the French were at length driven out of Bohemia;
+and what still more contributed to the peace shortly after obtained from a
+great portion of the Queen's enemies, was the result of the bloody field
+of Hanau, which turned out entirely to the advantage of Maria Theresa and
+her noble allies, and at which half of the _noblesse_ of France was either
+killed or wounded.
+
+It was shortly after this great battle, in which so many bold spirits fell
+on either side, that a catafalk was erected at the upper end of the middle
+aisle belonging to the glorious Gothic Church of St Stephen's in Vienna.
+The service for the dead had been performed with pomp. The priests had
+retired from the aisle. But still, upon the steps, covered with black
+cloth, and illumined from above by many wax-lights, knelt two personages.
+The one was a female, dressed in deep mourning, who appeared to be praying
+fervently. A group of attendants, both male and female, in the attire of
+the court mourning of the day, stood at a little distance from her. The
+other was an old man, in a well-worn hussar dress, who had thrown himself
+forward on to the upper step, upon another side of the catafalk, and had
+buried his face in his hands. At length the female rose, gave a last look
+at that dark mass, which concealed a coffin, and, within, a corpse; and
+then, drawing her veil over her face, moved slowly towards a side-door,
+followed by her attendants, with a respect paid only to a royal personage.
+A crowd of beggars surrounded the door, where an Imperial carriage waited;
+and distributing the contents of a heavy purse among them, the lady said,
+with broken voice,
+
+"Pray for the soul of Otmar, Baron Bartori, who died in battle for his
+Queen."
+
+
+
+
+MESMERIC MOUNTEBANKS.
+
+
+In an age of utilitarian philosophy and materialism, we are proud to stand
+forth as the champion of he Invisible World. MAGA and MAGIC are words
+which we cannot dissociate from one another, either in sound or in
+affection. The first was the mistress of our youth--our literary
+mother--our guide and instructress in the paths of Toryism,
+good-fellowship, and honour. Fain would we hope that, in maturer years, we
+have rendered back to the eldest-born of Buchanan some portion of the deep
+debt of gratitude which from our childhood upwards we have incurred. We
+have ever striven to comport ourselves in sublunary matters as beseemeth
+one who has sat at the feet of Christopher, imbibed the ethical lore of a
+Tickler, and received the sublimest of peptic precepts and dietetic
+instruction from the matchless lips of an Odoherty. Her creed is ours, and
+no other--the bold, the true, and the unwavering--and when we die, bewept,
+as we trust we shall be by many a youth and maiden of the next generation,
+we shall ask no better epitaph for our monument than that selected by poor
+John Keats, though with the alteration of a single word--"HERE LIETH ONE
+WHOSE NAME IS WRIT IN MAGA."
+
+Magic, however--not Maga--is the theme of our present article; nor do we
+scruple at the very outset to proclaim ourselves a devout and fervent
+believer in almost every known kind of diablerie, necromancy, and
+witchcraft. We are aware that in the present day such confessions are very
+rare, and that when made by some reluctant follower of the occult faith,
+they are always accompanied with pusillanimous qualifications, and weak
+excuses for adherence to opinions which, in one shape or another, pervade
+the population of Christendom, and pass for current truth throughout the
+extensive realm of Heathenesse. So much the better. We like a fair field
+and no auxiliaries; and we are here to do battle for the memory and fair
+fame of Michael Scott, Doctor Faustus, and the renowned Cornelius Agrippa.
+
+Sooth to say, we were born and bred long before Peter Parley had
+superseded the Fairy Tales, and poisoned the budding faculties of the
+infancy of these realms with his confounded philosophical nonsense, and
+his endless editions of _Copernicus made Easy_. Our nurserymaid, a hizzie
+from the Upper Ward of Lanarkshire, was a confirmed and noted believer in
+dreams, omens, tatie-bogles, and sundry other kinds of apparitions. Her
+mother was, we believe, the most noted spaewife of the district; and it
+was popularly understood that she had escaped at least three times, in
+semblance of an enormous hare, from the pursuit of the Laird of Lockhart's
+grews. Such at least was the explanation which Lizzy Lindsay gave, before
+being admitted as an inmate of our household, of the malignant persecution
+which doomed her for three consecutive Sundays to a rather isolated, but
+prominent seat in the Kirk of Dolphington Parish: nor did our worthy
+Lady-mother see any reason to doubt the accuracy of the statement. For was
+it not most natural that the daughter--however comely--and Lizzy was as
+strapping a lass as ever danced at a kirn--of a woman who had the evil
+reputation of divining surreptitious fortunes by means of the sediment of
+a tea-cup--of prophesying future sweethearts in exchange for hoarded
+sixpences--and of milking dry her neighbours' cows by aid of cantrips and
+an enchanted hair rope--was it not most natural, we say, that the daughter
+of the witch should have been looked upon with a suspicious eye by the
+minister, who used annually to preach four sermons in vituperation of Her
+of Endor, and by the Elders, whose forefathers had turned out doggedly for
+the Covenant, and among whom still circulated strange and fantastic tales
+of bodily apparitions of the Evil One to the fugitives in the muir and the
+wilderness--of hideous shapes, which disturbed the gathered conventicle
+by the sides of the lonely burn--of spells, which made the buff-coats of
+their adversaries impenetrable as adamant to leaden bullet or the sweep of
+the Cameronian steel?
+
+Upon these testimonials, and a strong affidavit from Lizzy, that in every
+other earthly matter she was innocent of the slightest peccadillo, the
+Lily of Lanark was installed as mistress and governante of the Nursery. We
+were then in the days of teething, and sorely tormented with our gums,
+which neither for knob of poker, nor handle of kitchen-fork--the ancient
+Caledonian corals--would surrender their budding ornaments. We believe,
+therefore, that Lizzy Lindsay erred not materially from the path of truth
+when she signalized us as "the maist fractious bairn that ever broke a
+woman's heart." Night and day did we yell, with Satanic energy, from the
+excruciating molar pain, and little sympathy did our tears awaken in our
+pillow, as we lay in fevered anguish on the exuberant bosom of our
+guardian. Fortunately for us, in these days Daffy's Elixir was a thing
+unknown, else no doubt we should have received an early introduction to
+dram-drinking by means of the soft carminative. The fertile genius of
+Lizzy suggested a better spell for allaying our infant sorrows. Whenever
+we indulged in a more than ordinary implacable fit of screeching, she
+threatened us with the apparition of "the Boo-man," a hideous spectre
+which was then supposed to perambulate the nurseries in the shape of
+Napoleon-Bonaparte. In a very short while, no Saracen child ever became
+dumber when threatened by its mother with a visit from the Melech-Ric,
+than we did at the proposed coming of the dark and sanguinary phantom. For
+many years afterwards we believed as sincerely in the existence of this
+anthropophagus as in our own; and very nearly became a Bauldy for life,
+from having been surprised on one occasion, whilst surreptitiously
+investigating the contents of a jampot, by the descent of a climbing-boy
+into the nursery, and the terrors of his telegraphic boo! As we grew up,
+our nascent intellect received still more supernatural services from the
+legendary lore of Lizzy. She taught us the occult and mysterious meaning
+of those singular soot-flakes which wave upon the ribs of a remarkably
+ill-pokered fire--the dark significance which may be drawn from the
+spluttering and cabbaging of a candle--and the misfortunes sure to follow
+the mismanagement of the sacred salt. Often, too, her talk was of the
+boding death-watch--the owl which flapped its wings at the window of the
+dying--and the White Dove that flitted noiselessly from the room at the
+fearful, and then to us incomprehensible moment of dissolution. As
+Hallowe'en approached, she told us of the mystic hempseed, of the figure
+which stalled behind the enterprising navigator of the stacks, and that
+awful detention of the worsted clue, which has made the heart of many a
+rustic maiden leap hurriedly towards her throat, when in the dead of
+night, and beneath the influence of a waning moon, she has dared to pry
+into the secrets of futurity, and, lover-seeking, has dropped the ball
+into the chasm of the deserted kiln.
+
+Such being the groundwork of our mystic education, it is little wonder
+that we turned our novel knowledge of the alphabet to account, by pouncing
+with intense eagerness upon every work of supernatural fiction upon which
+we possibly could lay our hands. We speak not now of Jack the
+Giant-killer, of the aspiring hero of the Beanstalk, or the appropriator
+of the Seven-leagued boots. These were well enough in their way; but not,
+in our diseased opinion, sufficiently practical. We liked the fairies
+better. For many a day we indulged in the hope that we might yet become
+possessed of a pot of that miraculous unguent, which, when applied to the
+eye, has the virtue of disclosing the whole secrets of the Invisible
+World. We looked with a kind of holy awe upon the emerald rings of the
+greensward, and would have given worlds to be present at the hour when the
+sloping side of the mountain is opened, and from a great ball, all
+sparkling with a thousand prismatic stalactites, ride forth, to the sound
+of flute and recorder, the squadrons of the Elfin Chivalry. Well do we
+remember the thrill of horror which pervaded our being when we first read
+of the Great Spectre of Glenmore, the Headless Fiend that haunts the black
+solitudes of the Rothemurchus Forest, whom to see is madness, and to meet
+is inexorable death! Much did we acquire in these days of the natural
+history of Wraiths and Corpse-candles-of Phantom Funerals encountered on
+their way to the kirkyard by some belated peasant, who, marveling at the
+strange array at such an hour, turns aside to let the grim procession
+pass, and beholds the visionary mourners--his own friends--sweep past,
+without sound of footfall or glance of recognition, bearing upon their
+shoulders a melancholy burden, wherein, he knows, is stretched the wan
+Eidolon of himself! No wonder that he takes to his bed that night, nor
+leaves it until the final journey.
+
+Not for worlds would we have left the Grange house, which was then our
+summer residence, after nightfall, and, skirting the hill by the old
+deserted burial-ground, venture down the little glen, gloomy with the
+shade of hazels--cross the burn by the bridge above the Caldron pool--and
+finally gaze upon the loch all tranquil in the glory of the stars! Not all
+the fish that ever struggled on a night-line-and there were prime
+two-pounders, and no end of eels, in the loch--would have tempted us to so
+terrible a journey. For just below the bridge, where the rocks shot down
+precipitously into the black water, and the big patches of foam went
+slowly swirling round--there, we say, in some hideous den, heaven knows
+how deep, lurked the hateful Water-Kelpy, whose yell might be heard,
+during a spate, above the roar of the thundering stream, and who, if he
+did not lure and drown the cat-witted tailor of the district, was, to say
+the least of it, the most maligned and slandered individual of his race.
+Even in broad day we never liked that place. It had a mischievous and
+uncanny look; nor could you ever entirely divest yourself of the idea that
+there was something at the bottom of the pool. Bad as was the burn, the
+loch was a great deal worse. For here, at no very remote period, the fiend
+had emerged from its depths in the shape of a black steed, gentle and
+mild-eyed to look upon, and pacing up to three children, not ten minutes
+before dismissed from the thraldom of the dominie, had mutely but
+irresistibly volunteered the accommodation of an extempore ride. And so,
+stepping on with his burden across the gowans--which never grew more, and
+never will grow, where the infernal hoof was planted--the demon horse
+arrived at the margin of the loch where the bank is broken and the water
+deep, and with a neigh of triumph bounded in, not from that day to this
+were the bodies of the victims found. Moreover, yonder at the stunted
+thorn-trees is the spot where poor Mary Walker drowned herself and her
+innocent and unchristened bairn; and they say that, at midnight when all
+is quiet, you will hear the wailing of a female voice, as if the spirit of
+the murdered infant were bewailing its lost estate; and that a white
+figure may be seen wringing its hands in agony, as it flits backwards and
+forwards along the range of the solitary loch. Therefore, though the black
+beetle is an irresistible bait, we never threw a fly at night on the
+surface of the Haunted Tarn.
+
+Penny Encyclopaedias, although Lord Brougham had advanced considerably
+towards manhood, were not then the fashion. Information for the people was
+not yet collected into hebdomadal tracts; and those who coveted the fruit
+of the tree of knowledge were left to pursue their horticultural
+researches at their own free will. In the days of which we write, the two
+leading weekly serials were the "_Tales of Terror_" and "_The Terrific
+Register_," to both of which we regularly subscribed. To our present
+taste--somewhat, we hope, improved since then--the latter seems a vulgar
+publication. It was neither more nor less than a _rifacciamento_ of the
+most heinous and exaggerated murders, by steel, fire, and poison, which
+could be culled from the records of ancient and modern villany. It was, in
+short, the quintessence of the _Newgate Calendar_, powerful enough to
+corrupt a nation; as a proof of which--we mention it with regret--the
+servant lad who ten years ago purloined it from our library, has since
+been transported for life. We even dare to back it, for pernicious
+results, against the moral influence which has been since exercised by
+the authors of Oliver Twist and Jack Sheppard, to both of whom the penal
+colonies have incurred a debt of lasting gratitude. It is true that, in
+point of sentiment, these gentlemen have the advantage of the Editor of
+The Terrific Register, but he beats them hollow in the broad delinquency
+of his facts. But in the Tales of Terror we possessed a real supernatural
+treasure. Every horrible legend of demon, ghost, goule, gnome,
+salamandrine, and fire-king, which the corrupted taste of Germany had
+hatched, was contained in this precious repository. It was illustrated
+also, as we well remember, by woodcuts of the most appalling description,
+which used to haunt us in our sleep long after we had stolen to our bed at
+half-past eleven punctually, in order that we might be drenched in slumber
+before the chiming of the midnight hour--at which signal, according to the
+demonologists, the gates of Hades are opened wide, and the defunct usurer
+returns to mourn and gibber above the hiding-place of his buried gold.
+
+Gradually, however, we waxed more bold; and by dint of constant study
+familiarized ourselves so much with the subject, that we not only ceased
+to fear, but absolutely longed for a personal acquaintance with an
+apparition. The History of Friar Bacon and Friar Bungay, which shortly
+afterwards fell into our hands, inspired us with the ambition of becoming
+a practical magician, and we thirsted for a knowledge of the Cabala. We
+had already done a little business in the way of turnip lanterns, the
+favourite necromantic implements of the ingenuous Scottish youth--hideous
+in the whiteness of their vegetable teeth, and not unappalling when
+dexterously placed upon the edge of the kirk-yard wall. Electric shocks
+conveyed by means of the door-handles, phosphoric writings on the wall,
+and the mystery of spontaneous bells, were our next chemical amusements;
+nor did we desist from this branch of practice until we had received a
+most sound castigation, at the recollection of which our bones still ache,
+from a crusty old tutor whose couch we had strewn, not with roses, but
+with chopped horse-hair.
+
+We are old enough to recollect the first representation of _Der
+Freischutz_, and it is an era in our dramatic reminiscences. Previously to
+that, we had seen a Vampire appear upon the boards of the Edinburgh stage,
+and after an extravagant consumption of victims throughout the course of
+three acts, fall thunder-smitten by an indigo bolt through a deep and
+yawning trap-door. But Zamiel, as then represented by Mr Lynch, completely
+distanced the Blood-sucker. With feelings of intensest awe, we beheld the
+mysterious preparations in the Wolf's Glen--the circle of skull and
+bone--the magic ring of light blue that flickered round it--the brazier
+with the two kneeling figures beside it--the owl on the blasted tree,
+which opened its eyes and flapped its wings with true demoniacal
+perseverance--and the awful shapes that appeared at the casting of every
+bullet! But when, as the last of them was thrown from the mould, a crash
+of thunder pealed along the stage, and lurid lightnings glared from either
+wing--when the cataract was converted into blood, and the ferocious form
+of Lynch stood forth as the Infernal Hunter, discharging, after the manner
+of such beings, two rifles at once--our enthusiasm utterly overcame us; we
+gave vent to an exulting cheer, and were conducted from the boxes in a
+state of temporary insanity.
+
+We pass over our classical studies. We were no great dab at Virgil, but we
+relished Apuleius exceedingly, and considerably petrified the Rector, by
+giving up, as the subject of our private reading, "_Wierus de
+Proestigiis Demonum_." Our favourite philosopher was Sir Kenelm Digby,
+whose notions upon sympathy and antipathy we thought remarkably rational;
+so much so, that up to the present time, we recognise no other treatment
+for a cut finger than a submersion of the bloody rag in vitriol and water,
+and a careful unction of the knife. We lost our degree in medicine by
+citing as a case in point the wonderful cure of Telephus by the
+application of oxide of iron, which we held to be no specific at all,
+except as obtained from the spear of Achilles. This dogma, coupled with
+our obstinate adherence to the occult doctrines of Van Helmont, the only
+medical writer whose works we ever perused with the slightest
+satisfaction, was too much for the bigoted examinators. We were
+recommended to go abroad and study homoeopathy. We did so, and we swear
+by Hahnemann.
+
+It is now some years since we received our first inkling of mesmeric
+revelation. Since then, we have read almost every work which has appeared
+upon the subject; and we scruple not to say that we are a profound
+believer in all of its varied mysteries. In it we recognise a natural
+explanation of all our earlier studies; and we hail with sincere delight
+the progress of a science which reconciles us to magic without the
+necessity of interposing a diabolic agency. The miracles of Apollonius of
+Tyana, as related by Philostratus, become very commonplace performances
+when viewed by the light of mesmerism. The veriest bungler who ever
+practised the passes can explain to you the nature of that secret
+intelligence which enabled the _clair-voyant_ philosopher, then at
+Ephesus, to communicate the murder of Domitian to his friends at the
+moment it took place at Rome. Second-sight has ceased to be a marvel: the
+preternatural powers, long supposed to be confined to Skye, Uist, and
+Benbecula, are now demonstrated to be universal, and are exhibited on the
+platform by scores of urchins picked up at random from the gutter. Even
+the Arabian Nights have become probable. Any perambulating mesmeriser can
+show you scores of strapping, fellows, reduced by a single wave of his
+hand to the unhappy condition of the young Prince whose lower extremities
+were stone. Comus was nothing more than a common Professor of the science;
+and Hermotimus a silly blockhead, who could not wake himself from his
+trance in time to prevent his wife from consigning him to the funeral
+pile.
+
+The practical utility of the science is no less prodigious. Is it nothing,
+think you, if you have suffered a compound fracture of the leg, so bad
+that amputation is indispensable, to be relieved from all the horrors of
+the operation, from the sickening sight of the basins, the bandages, and
+the saw--to feel yourself sinking into a delicious slumber at the wave of
+the surgeon's hand, and to wake up ten minutes afterwards an unsuffering
+uniped, and as fresh as the Marquis of Anglesea? Is it nothing, when that
+back-grinder of yours gives you such intolerable agony that the very
+maid-servants in the attics cannot sleep o'nights because of your
+unmitigated roaring--is it nothing to avoid the terrible necessity of a
+conscious Tusculan disputation with Nasmith or Spence--to settle down for
+a few moments into a state of unconsciousness, and to revive with your
+masticators in such a condition as to defy the resistance of a navy
+biscuit? Or, if you are a stingy person and repugnant to postage, do you
+think it is no advantage to get gratis information about your friends in
+India through the medium of your eldest son, who, though apparently
+sitting like a senseless booby in your armchair, is at this moment
+invisibly present in the mess-room at Hyderabad, and will express, if you
+ask him, his wonder at the extreme voracity with which Uncle David devours
+his curry? Why, in that boy you possess an inestimable treasure! You may
+send him to Paris at a moment's notice for a state of the French funds--he
+will be at St Petersburg and back again in the twinkling of an eye--and if
+our own sight is failing, you have nothing to do but to clap the last
+number of the Magazine below him, and he will straightway regale your
+heart with the contents of the leading article.
+
+There is a great deal of romance about Mesmerism. We have nowhere read a
+more touching story than that of the two consumptive sisters who were
+thrown into the Magic trance about the end of autumn, who lay folded in
+each other's arms--pale lilies--throughout the whole of the dreary winter,
+and awoke to life and renovated health in the joyous month of May, when
+the leaves were green, the flowers in bud, and the lambkins frolicking on
+the meadow! Read you ever any thing in novels so touching and pathetic as
+this? Nor is the case once recounted to us by a friend of our own, a noted
+mesmerizer, one whit less marvellous. In the ardent prosecution of his
+art, he had cast his glamour upon a fair Parisian damsel of the name of
+Leontine--we believe she was a laundress--and daily held conference with
+the dormant Delphic girl. On one occasion he left her, wrapt in the
+profoundest sleep, in his chamber, and proceeded to perambulate the
+Boulevards on his own secular affairs. On returning, he found poor
+Leontine suffused in tears; deep and stifling sobs disturbed her
+utterance, nor was it until the charmer had soothed her with a few
+additional passes, that she could falter out the tender reproach--"Why did
+you not bring me some bonbons on the shop where you eat those three
+ice-creams?" Our friend had not walked alone through Paris. The spirit of
+the loving Leontine was invisibly clinging to his arm.
+
+Now, although we make it an invariable rule to believe every thing which
+we read or hear, we were not a little desirous to behold with our own eyes
+an exhibition of these marvellous phenomena. But somehow or other, whilst
+the papers told us of Mesmeric miracles performed in every other part of
+the world, Edinburgh remained without a prophet. Either the Thessalian
+influence had not extended so far, or the Scottish frame was unsusceptible
+to the subtle fluid of the conjuror. One or two rumours reached us of
+young ladies who had become spellbound; but on inquiring more minutely
+into the circumstances, we found that there was an officer in each case,
+and we therefore were inclined to think that the symptoms might be
+naturally accounted for. There was, however, no want of curiosity on the
+part of the public. The new science had made a great noise in the world,
+and was the theme of conversation at every tea-table. Various attempts at
+mesmerization were made, but without success. We ourselves tried it; but
+after looking steadfastly for about twenty minutes into a pair of laughing
+blue eyes, we were compelled to own that the power was not in us, and that
+all the fascination had been exercised on the other side. Nobody had
+succeeded, if we except a little cousin of ours--rather addicted to
+fibbing--who averred that she had thrown a cockatoo into a deep and
+mysterious slumber.
+
+Great, therefore, was our joy, and great was the public excitement, when
+at length a genuine professor of the art vouchsafed to favour us with a
+visit. He was one of those intelligent and patriotic men who go lecturing
+from town to town, inspired thereto by no other consideration than an
+ardour for the cause of science. The number of them is absolutely amazing.
+Throughout the whole winter, which is popularly called the lecturing
+season, the dead walls of every large city in the empire are covered with
+placards, announcing that Mr Tomlinson will have the honour of delivering
+six lectures upon Syria, or that Mr. Whackingham, the famous Timbuctoo
+traveller, will describe the interior of Africa. They are even clannish in
+their subjects. The Joneses are generally in pay of the League, and hold
+forth upon the iniquity of the Corn-duties. The Smiths, with laudable
+impartiality, are divided between slavery and liberation, and lecture
+_pro_ or _con_, as the humour or opportunity may serve. The
+Macgillicuddies support the Seceding interest, and deliver facers in the
+teeth of all establishments whatsoever. The Robinsons are phrenological,
+the Browns chemical, and the Bletheringtons are great on the subject of
+universal education for the people. To each and all of these interesting
+courses you may obtain admittance for the expenditure of a trifling sum,
+and imbibe, in exchange for your shilling or half-crown, a considerable
+allowance of strong and full-flavoured information. Always ardent in the
+cause of science, we never, if we can help it, miss one of these seducing
+soirees: and we invariably find, that whatever may have been the
+heterodoxy of our former opinion, we become a convert through the powerful
+arguments of these peripatetic apostles of science.
+
+Our new Xavier belonged to what is called the mesmerico-phrenological
+school. He was a man of bumps as well as passes--a disciple alike of
+German Spurzheim and of English Elliotson. His placard was a modest one.
+It set forth, as usual; the disinterested nature of his journey, which was
+to expound to the intelligent citizens of Edinburgh a few of the great
+truths of mesmerism, illustrated by a series of experiments. He
+studiously disclaimed all connexion with preternatural art, and ventured
+to assure every visitor, that, so far as he was concerned, no advantage
+should be taken of their attendance at his _Seance_ in any future stage of
+their existence. This distinct pledge removed from our minds any little
+scruple which we otherwise might have felt. We became convinced that the
+lecturer was far too much of a gentleman to take advantage of our
+weakness, and report us to the Powers of Evil; and accordingly, on the
+appointed night, after a bottle or so of fortifying port, we took our way
+to the exhibition-room, where Isis was at last to be revealed to our
+adoring eyes.
+
+We selected and paid for a front seat, and located ourselves in the
+neighbourhood of a very smart bonnet, which had mesmerically attracted our
+eye. Around us were several faces well known in the northern metropolis,
+some of them wearing an expression of dull credulity, and others with a
+sneer of marked derision on the lip. On looking at the platform, we were
+not altogether surprised at the earliness of the latter demonstration.
+There was no apparatus there beyond a few chairs; but around a sort of
+semicircular screen were suspended a series of the most singular portraits
+we ever had the fortune to behold. One head was graced with a mouth big
+enough to contain a haggis, and a coronal of erected hair like a
+hearth-brush surmounting it left no doubt in our mind that it was intended
+for a representation of Terror. It was enough, as a young Indian officer
+afterwards remarked, to have made a Chimpanzee miscarry. Joy was the exact
+portraiture of a person undergoing the punishment of death by means of
+tickling. We should not like to have met Benevolence in a dark lane: he
+looked confoundedly like a fellow who would have eased you of your last
+copper, and knocked you down into the bargain. As for Amativeness, he
+seemed to us the perfect incarnation of hydrophobia. In fact, out of some
+two dozen passions, the only presentable personage was Self-esteem, a
+prettyish red-haired girl, with an expression of fun about the eyes.
+
+In a short time the lecturer made his appearance. To do him justice, he
+did not look at all like a conjuror, nor did he use any of those becoming
+accessories which threw an air of picturesque dignity around the wizard of
+the middle ages. We could not say of him as of Lord Gifford,
+
+ "His shoes were mark'd with cross and spell,
+ Upon his breast pentacle;
+ His zone, of virgin parchment thin,
+ Or, as some tell, of dead-man's skin,
+ Bore many a planetary sign,
+ Combust, and retrograde, and trine."
+
+On the contrary, he was simply attired in a black coat and tweed
+terminations; and his attendant imps consisted of half a dozen young
+gentlemen, who might possibly, by dint of active exertion, have been made
+cleaner, and whose free-and-easy manner, as they scrambled towards their
+chairs, elicited some hilarious expressions from the more distant portion
+of the audience.
+
+The introductory portion of the lecture appeared to us a fair specimen of
+Birmingham rhetoric. There was a great deal in it about mysterious
+agencies, invisible fluids, connexion of mind and matter, outer and inner
+man, and suchlike phrases, all of which sounded very deep and
+unintelligible--so much so indeed, that we suspected certain passages of
+it to have been culled with little alteration from the emporium of Sartor
+Resartus. Meanwhile the satellites upon the platform amused themselves by
+grimacing at each other, and exchanging a series of telegraphic gestures,
+which proved that they were all deep adepts in the art of masonry as
+practised by the youth of the Lawnmarket. The exposition might have lasted
+about a quarter of an hour, when sundry shufflings of the feet gave a hint
+to the lecturer that he had better stop discoursing, and proceed
+incontinently to experiment. He therefore turned to the imps, who
+straightway desisted from mowing, and remained mute and motionless before
+the eye of the mighty master. Seizing one of them by the hands, the
+operator looked steadfastly in his face. A dull film seemed to gather over
+the orbs of the gaping urchin--his jaw fell--his toes quivered--a few
+spasmodic jerks of the elbows showed that his whole frame was becoming
+Leyden, jar of animal electricity--his arms dropped fecklessly down--few
+waves across the forehead, and the Lazarillo of Dunedin was transported to
+the Invisible World!
+
+Muttered exclamations--for the sanctity of the scene was too great to
+admit of ruffing--were now heard throughout the room. "Did you ever?"--"By
+Jove, there's a go!"--"Lord save us! but that's fearsome!"--"I say, Bob,
+d'ye no see him winking?" and other similar ejaculations caught our ear.
+Presently the operator abandoned his first victim, and advanced towards
+another, with the look of a rattlesnake, who, having bolted one rabbit, is
+determined to exterminate the warren. The second gutter-blood succumbed.
+His resistance to the mesmeric agency was even weaker than the other's:
+and, indeed, to judge from the rapidity of his execution, the marvellous
+fluid was now pouring in cataracts from the magic fingers of the adept. In
+a very few seconds the whole of the lads were as fast asleep as dormice.
+
+Leaving them in their chairs, like so many slumbering Cupids, the lecturer
+next proceeded to favour us with a dissertation upon the functions of the
+brain. Cries of "Get on!"--"Gar them speak!"--"We ken a' aboot it!"
+assured him at once of the temper and the acquired information of the
+Modem Athenians; so, turning round once more, he pitched upon Lazarillo as
+a subject. So far as our memory will serve us, the following is a fair
+report of the colloquy.
+
+"Are you asleep, my little boy?"
+
+"I should think sae!"
+
+"Do you feel comfortable?"
+
+"No that ill. What was ye speering for?"
+
+"Ha! a cautious boy! You observe, ladies and gentlemen, how remarkably the
+natural character is developed during the operation of the mesmeric
+trance. An English boy, I assure you, would have given me a very different
+reply. Let us now proceed to another test. You see, I take him by the
+hand, and at the same time introduce this piece of lump sugar into my own
+mouth. Remark how instantaneously the muscles of his face are affected. My
+little fellow, what is that you are eating?"
+
+"Sweeties."
+
+"Where did you get them?"
+
+"What's yeer bizziness?"
+
+"Well, well--we must not irritate him. Let us now change the
+experiment--how do you like this?"
+
+"Fich!--proots!--Ye nastie fellie, if ye pit saut in ma mooth, I'll hit ye
+a duff in the muns!"
+
+"How! I do not understand you!"
+
+"A dad in the haffits."
+
+Here a benevolent gentleman, with a bald head and spectacles, was kind
+enough to act as interpreter, and explained to the scientific Anglican the
+meaning of the minatory term.
+
+"Ha! our young friend is becoming a little restive. We must alter his
+frame of mind. Observe, ladies and gentlemen, I shall now touch the organ
+of Benevolence."
+
+With an alacrity which utterly dumbfoundered us, the young hope of the
+Crosscauseway now sprung to his feet. His hands were precipitately plunged
+into the inmost recesses of his corduroys.
+
+"Puir man! puir man!" he exclaimed with a deep expression of sympathy,
+"ye're looking far frae weel! Ay, ay! a wife and saxteen weans at hame,
+and you just oot o' the hospital!--Hech-how! but this is a weary warld.
+Hae--it's no muckle I can gie ye, but tak it a'--tak it a'!"
+
+So saying, he drew forth from his pockets a miscellaneous handful of
+slate-pencil, twine, stucco-bowls, and, if we mistake not, gib--a
+condiment much prized by the rising generation of the metropolis--all of
+which he deposited, as from a cornucopia, at the feet of the delighted
+lecturer.
+
+A loud hum of admiration arose from the back-benches. Charity is a popular
+virtue, as you may learn at the theatre, from the tumultuous applause of
+the gallery whenever the hero of the melodrama chucks a purse at the head
+of some unfortunate starveling. Two old ladies in our neighbourhood began
+to whimper; and one of them publicly expressed her intention of rewarding
+with half-a-crown the good intentions of the munificent Lazarillo, so soon
+as the lecture was over. This seemed to inspire him with a fresh accession
+of benevolence; for, the organ being still excited, he made another
+desperate attempt, and this time fished up a brass button.
+
+"Let us now," said the magician, "excite the counter organ of
+Secretiveness; and, in order to give this experiment its full effect, I
+shall also irritate the kindred organs of Acquisitiveness and Caution."
+
+To our great disgust, Lazarillo instantly threw off the character of
+Howard, and appeared in that of David Haggart. He was evidently mentally
+prowling with an associate in the vicinity of a stall bedecked with
+tempting viands, irresistible to the inner Adam of the boy.
+
+"I say, Tam! did ye ever see sic speldrings? Eh, man--but they'd be grand
+chowin! What'n rock!--and thae bonnie red-cheekit aipples! Whisht-ye,
+man--bide back in the close-head, or auld Kirsty will see ye! Na--she's no
+lookin' now. Gang ye ahint her, and cry oot that ye see a mad dowg, and
+I'll make a spang at the stall! That's yeer sort! I've gotten a hantle o'
+them. Stick them into ma pouches for fear they tumble oot, and we'll rin
+doon to the King's Park and hide them at the auld dyke!"
+
+"This boy," said the operator, "evidently imagines himself to be engaged
+in an act of larceny. Such is the wonderful power of mesmerism, and such
+and so varied is the peculiar idiosyncrasy of the human frame. What we
+call man is a shell of virtue and of vice. In the same brain are contained
+the virtues of an Aristides, and the coarse malignity of a Nero. I could
+now, ladies and gentlemen, very easily procure from this lad the
+restitution of his imaginary spoils, by simply exciting the organ of
+Justice, which at once would prompt him to a full and candid confession.
+But I shall prefer to develop the experiment, by slightly awakening the
+powerful functions of Terror, an organ which we dare not trifle with, as
+the consequences are sometimes calamitous. I think, however, from the
+peculiar construction of this boy's head, that we may safely make the
+attempt. Mark the transition."
+
+The hair of Lazarillo bristled.
+
+"Gosh, Tam! are ye sure naebody seed us! Wha's that wi' the white breeks
+comin' down the close? Rin, man, rin--as sure's death it's the poliss! O
+Lord! what will become o' ma puir mither gin they grup me! O man--let's
+in! let's in! The door's fast steekit--Mercy--mercy--mercy--! Tak' yeer
+knuckles oot o' ma neck, and I'll gie ye the hale o' them back. It wasna
+me, it was Tam that did it! Ye're no gaun to tak us up to the office for
+sic a thing as that?--O dear me--dear me--dear me!" and the voice of
+Lazarillo died away in almost inarticulate moaning.
+
+This scene had so affected the nerves of our fair neighbour in the bonnet,
+that, out of common civility, we felt ourselves compelled to offer a
+little consolation. In the mean time, the stern operator continued to
+aggravate the terrors of poor Lazarillo, whose cup of agony was full even
+to the brim, and who now fancied himself in the dock, tried, and found
+guilty, and awaiting with fear and tribulation the tremendous sentence of
+the law.
+
+"O, ma lord, will ye no hae mercy on us? As true as I'm stannin' here,
+it's the first time I ever stealt ony thing. O whaur's mither? Is that her
+greeting outside? O, ma lord, what are ye puttin' on that black hat for?
+Ye daurna hang us surely for a wheen wizzened speldrings!--O dear--O dear!
+Is there naebody will say a word for me? O mercy--mercy! Wae's me--wae's
+me! To be hangit by the neck till I'm deid, and me no fifteen year auld!"
+
+"We shall now," said the operator, "conduct our young friend to the
+scaffold"--
+
+"Stop, sir!" cried the benevolent gentleman in the spectacles--"I insist
+that we shall have no more of this. Are you aware, sir, that you are
+answerable for the intellects of that unhappy boy? Who knows but that the
+cruel excitement he has already undergone may have had the effect of
+rendering him a maniac for life? I protest against any further exhibition
+of this nature, which is absolutely harrowing to my own feelings and to
+those of all around me. What if the boy should die?"
+
+"Let alane Jimsy!" cried a voice from the back row. "I ken him fine; he'll
+dee nane."
+
+"I shall have much pleasure, sir," said the mesmerist, with a polite bow,
+"in complying with your humane suggestion. At the same time, let me assure
+you that your apprehensions are without foundation. Never, I trust, in my
+hands, shall science be perverted from its legitimate object, or the
+glorious truths I am permitted to display, minister in the slightest
+degree to the wretchedness of any one individual of the great human
+family. I shall now awaken this boy from his trance, when you will find
+him wholly unconscious of every thing which has taken place."
+
+Accordingly, he drew forth his bandana, flapped it a few times before the
+eyes of Lazarillo, and then breathed lightly on his forehead. The boy
+yawned, rubbed his eyes, stretched his limbs, sneezed, and then rose up.
+
+"How do you feel?" asked the operator.
+
+"A wee stiff--that's a.'"
+
+"Would you like a glass of water?"
+
+"I'd rather hae yill."
+
+"Do you recollect what you have been doing?"
+
+"I've been sleeping, I think."
+
+"Nothing more?"
+
+"Naething. What else should I hae been doing? I say--I want to gang hame."
+
+"Well, ladies and gentlemen, I think we may dismiss this boy."
+
+Lazarillo, however, did not show any immediate hurry to depart. He
+lingered for a while near that edge of the platform where the two aged
+ladies were seated, as though some faint vaticination of the advent of
+half-a-crown still haunted his bewildered faculties. But the profligacy of
+his latter conduct had effaced all memory of the liberality with which he
+first dispensed his earthly treasures. His unhallowed propensity for
+speldrings had exhibited itself in too glaring colours, and each lady,
+while she thought of the pilfered Kirsty, clutched her reticule with a
+firmer grasp, as though she deemed that the contents thereof were not
+altogether safe in the vicinity of the marvellous boy. At length, finding
+that delay was fruitless, Lazarillo, _alias_ Jimsy, went his way.
+
+The phrenological organs of the remaining lads were now subjected to
+similar experiments. These were, we freely admit, remarkably interesting.
+One youth, being called upon to give a specimen of his imitative powers,
+took off our friend Frederick Lloyd of the Theatre-Royal to the life;
+whilst another treated us to a very fair personification of Edmund Glover.
+Some youths in the back gallery began to whistle and scream, and the
+sounds were regularly caught up and transmitted by the slumbering mimics.
+A learned Pundit, who sate on the same bench with ourselves, favoured them
+with a German sentence, which did certainly appear to us to be repeated
+with some slight difference of accent. A Highland divinity student went
+the length of asserting that the reply was conveyed in Gaelic, which, if
+true, must be allowed to throw some light upon the knotty subject of the
+origin of languages. Is it possible that, in the mesmeric trance, the mind
+in some cases rejects as artificial fabric all the educated
+conventionality of tongues, and resumes unconsciously the original and
+genuine dialect of the world? We have a great mind, at some future moment
+of leisure, to indite an article on the subject, and vindicate, in all its
+antiquity, the speech of Ossian and of Adam.
+
+We shall pass over several of the same class of experiments, such as the
+display of Adoration, which struck us as bordering very closely upon the
+limits of profanity. In justice to the operator, we ought to mention that
+they were all remarkably successful. We admired the dexterity with which
+two lads, under the savage influence of combativeness, punched and squared
+at each other; we were pleased with the musical talents of another boy,
+who varied the words, airs, and style of his singing as the fingers of the
+mesmerist wandered around the several protuberances of his cranium. In
+fact, we saw before us a human organ of sound, played upon with as much
+ease as a mere pianoforte. After such exhibitions as these, it was
+impossible to remain a sceptic.
+
+A grand chorus by the patients, of "Scots wha hae wi' Wallace bled," under
+the influence of some bump corresponding to Patriotism, terminated this
+portion of the evening's entertainments. But all was not yet over. The
+lecturer informed us that he would now exhibit the power of mesmerism over
+the body, apart from the enchainment of the mental faculties--that is,
+that he would produce paralysis in the limbs of a thinking and a sentient
+being. We are ashamed to say that a cry of "Gammon!" arose from different
+parts of the hall.
+
+"Ladies and gentlemen," said the undaunted sorcerer, "some incredulous
+persons seem to doubt my power. You shall see it with your own eyes. I
+shall now proceed to waken these boys, and submit them to the new
+experiment."
+
+In the twinkling of a handkerchief they were awake and lively, and beyond
+a slight complaint from the pugilists of pain in the region of the
+abdomen, and a very reasonable demand on the part of the musician for
+lozenges, they did not seem at all the worse in consequence of their
+recent exercise. One of them was now desired to stretch out his arm. He
+did so. A few passes were made along it, and he remained in the attitude
+of a fakeer.
+
+"That lad's arm," said he of the mysterious art, "is now as fixed as
+marble. He cannot take it down. Can you, O'Shaughnessy?"
+
+"The divil a bit!" replied the Hibernian, a stout and brawny villain of
+some two and twenty.
+
+"Would any gentleman like to try it?" inquired the operator.
+
+"It's myself has no manner of objections at all!" exclaimed a stalwart
+medical student, springing upon the platform, amidst a shout of general
+exultation. "Hould yerself tight, Pat, my boy; for, by the powers, I'll
+twist ye like an ounce of pig-tail!"
+
+"Tear and owns!"--replied O'Shaughnessy, looking somewhat dismayed, for
+the volunteer was about as stout a Connaughter as it ever was our fortune
+to behold. "Tear and owns! it isn't after breaking my arm you'd be at? Och
+wirra! Would ye take a dirty advantage of a decent lad, and him as stiff
+as a poker?"
+
+"I protest against this exhibition!" said the benevolent gentleman, in
+whom we now recognised a Vice-President of the Fogie Club. "The shoulder
+of the man may be dislocated--or there may be a fracture of the ulna--or
+some other horrid catastrophe may happen, and we shall all be prosecuted
+for murder!"
+
+"And am I not here to set the bone!" demanded the student indignantly
+"Give us a hould of ye, Pat, and stand firm on your pins, for I'll work ye
+like a pump-handle."
+
+So saying, he closed with O'Shaughnessy. But that wary individual, whilst
+he abandoned his arm to the student, evidently considered himself under no
+obligation to forego the use of his legs. He spun round and round like a
+teetotum, and stooped whenever an attempt was made to draw him down, but
+still the arm remained extended.
+
+"You see, ladies and gentlemen!" said the operator, after the scuffle was
+over--"You see how the power of the mesmeric fluid operates above the
+exertion of physical force. This amazingly powerful young gentleman has
+totally failed to move the arm one inch from its place."
+
+"I'd move it fast enough, if he'd only stand still," replied the student.
+"I'll tell you what. I look upon the whole thing as egregious humbug.
+There's my own arm out, and I defy either you or Pat to bring it down!"
+
+"Excuse me, sir," replied the mesmerist with dignity--"We do not meet here
+to practise feats of strength, but to discuss a scientific question. I
+appeal to this intelligent individual, who has taken so distinguished a
+part in the interesting proceedings of this evening, whether I am in any
+way bound to accept such a challenge."
+
+"Certainly not--certainly not!" said the Vice-President, delighted with
+this appeal to his understanding.
+
+"You hear the remark of the gentleman, sir," said the mesmerist. "May I
+now beg you will retire, and permit me to go on with the experiments?"
+
+"Take it all your own way, then," replied the student, reluctantly
+retiring from the platform; "but as sure's I am out of purgatory, that
+lad's arm was no more fixed than your tongue!"
+
+This slight episode over, the work went on accordingly. Paralysis
+flourished in all its shapes. One lad was spellbound to the floor, and
+could not move a yard from the spot, though encouraged to do so by an
+offer of twenty pounds from the liberal and daring artist. What effect the
+superadded security of the Vice-President might have had upon the
+patient's powers of locomotion, we really cannot say. Another, as he
+assured us, was utterly deprived of sight by a few cross passes of the
+operator--a third was charmed into dumbness--whilst a fourth declared his
+readiness to be converted into a pin-cushion; but was, at the intreaty of
+some ladies and our benevolent acquaintance, exempted from that
+metamorphosis, and merely endured, without murmuring, a few nips from the
+fingers of the lecturer.
+
+This closed the _seance_. We moved a vote of thanks to the Mesmerist for
+his gratifying exertions, and then retired to our Club to meditate upon
+the subject over a comfortable board of pandores. A few days afterwards,
+we met our friend the young Indian officer in Prince's Street.
+
+"I say, old fellow," quoth the Jemadar, "that was a confounded take-in the
+other night."
+
+"What do you mean?"
+
+"Why, that magnetizing nonsense. Not a soul of then was asleep after all."
+
+"Do you wish me to disbelieve the evidence of my own senses?"
+
+"You may believe whatever you like; I only wish you had been with us last
+Tuesday at a meeting we held in the Cafe. If you've got any tin about you,
+and don't mind standing an ice or so at Mrs Stewart's, I'll tell you all
+about it."
+
+Our desire for truth overcame our habitual parsimony. We led the way into
+the back saloon, and at a moderate expenditure became possessed of the
+following particulars:--
+
+"You see," said the Jemadar, sipping his cherry bounce, "there were a lot
+of clever fellows sitting near me the other night, and I made out from
+what they said that they were by no means satisfied with the whole
+proceeding. Now, as I have seen a thing or two in India, where, by Jove, a
+native will make a mango-tree grow out of a flowerpot before your eyes,
+and bear fruit enough in a few months to keep a large family for a year in
+pickles--and as I knew all about snake-charming, the singeing of tiger's
+whiskers, and so forth, I thought I might be of some use to the scientific
+birds; so, when the meeting broke up, I proposed an adjournment and a
+tumbler. I looked about for you, but you seemed more agreeably occupied."
+
+"You never were in a greater mistake in your life."
+
+"Well--that's all one; but I thought so. They were quite agreeable, and we
+passed a very pleasant evening. There were two or three young advocates
+who went the pace in regular style, a fair sprinkling of medicos, and that
+Irish student who handled the humbug on the platform; and who, let me tell
+you, is little short of a perfect trump. We reviewed the whole
+experiments, quite impartially, over a moderate allowance of alcohol, and
+were unanimously of opinion that it was necessary, for the interests of
+science, to examine into the matter more closely. One of the company
+undertook to procure the attendance of some of those lads whom you saw
+upon the platform; and another, who believes in mesmerism, but scouts the
+idea of phrenology, was acquainted with a creditable magnetizer, who, he
+said, would be sure to attend. We fixed our meeting for the second evening
+afterwards, and then adjourned.
+
+"When the appointed hour came, we mustered to the number of about thirty.
+Some scientific fellows about town had got wind of the thing, and wished
+to be present: to this we made no manner of objection, as it was not a
+hole-and-corner meeting. Of course, we took care that the lecturer should
+know nothing about it--indeed, he had left Edinburgh, for the purpose, I
+suppose, of enlightening the gallant Glaswegians; so that we had nothing
+to fear on the ground of secret influence. Well, sir, we elected a
+President, who gave his vote in favour of the postponement of beer until
+all the experiments were over, and had in the raggamuffins, who at their
+own request were each accompanied by a friend. They did not look quite
+easy on finding themselves introduced to such an assemblage, but native
+brass prevailed--they were in for it, and they durst not recede.
+
+"After a pretty tight examination by the President as to their former
+experiences and sensations, which of course resulted in nothing, one of
+the lads--the fellow who became blind--consented to be mesmerised by his
+brother. The latter, a very sheepish-looking sort of journeyman, went
+awkwardly through the usual flummery of passes, and then ensued this
+dialogue.
+
+"'Hoo are ye, Jock?'"
+
+"'Man, I'm blind!'"
+
+"'Can ye see naething?'"
+
+"'Naething ava. It's jist a' blackness afore me. Gudesake, dinna keep us
+lang this way--it's positeevely fearsome.'"
+
+"'Gentlemen,' said the brother, 'I hope you'll no be ower lang wi' oor
+Jock. Puir fallow! he's no jist a' thegether right in the nerves, and a
+wee thing is eneuch to upset him. Dinna handle him roughly, sir!' he
+continued, as one of our party commenced turning up his sleeves
+preparatory to an ocular demonstration; 'ye manna pit your hand upon
+him--it's enough to destroy the haill mesmereesin' influence, and he'll
+gang into a fit. Nane but the operawtor should touch him. Gin ye want to
+look into his een, I'se haud up the lids myself.'
+
+"He did so; and sure enough he disclosed a couple of unmeaning grey
+gooseberry orbs which stared perseveringly upon vacancy. A medical
+gentleman approached a candle towards them without any visible effect. The
+urchin was perfect in his calling. He did not even shrink at the rapid
+approach of a finger.
+
+"I was convinced in my own mind," continued the Jemadar, "that this was a
+piece of absolute humbug. The anxiety of the brother to keep every person
+at a distance was quite palpable, so I had recourse to stratagem to get
+him out of the way. We pretended to give the boy a momentary respite, and
+a proffered pot of porter proved a bait too tempting to the Argus of the
+blind. In short, we got him out of the room, and then resumed our
+examination of Jock, who still pled, like another Homer, to absolute want
+of vision.
+
+"'This is really very extraordinary, gentlemen,' said I, assuming the airs
+of a lecturer, but getting carefully in the rear of patient. 'I am now
+perfectly convinced that this boy is, by some inexplicable means, deprived
+of the functions of sight. You observe that when I advance the finger of
+my right hand towards his right eye--so--there is not the slightest
+shrinking or palpable contraction of the iris. It is the same when I
+approach the left eye--thus. If any gentleman doubts the success of the
+experiment, I shall again make it on the right eye.'
+
+"But this time, instead of probing the dexter orbit, for which he was
+prepared, I made a rapid pass at the other. The effect was instantaneous.
+A spasmodic twitch of the eyelid betrayed the acuteness of Jock's ocular
+perception.
+
+"'He winks, by the soul of Lord Monboddo!' cried one of my legal
+acquaintances. 'I saw it perfectly plainly!'
+
+"'Ye're leein'!' retorted Jock, whose pease-soup complexion suddenly
+became flushed with crimson--"'Ye're leein'! I winkit nane. It was a flea.
+Did ye no see that I winkit nane when ye pit the lancet forrard?'
+
+"'Oh! my fine fellow!' replied the Advocate, a youth who had evidently
+picked up a wrinkle or two at circuit, 'you've fairly put your foot into
+it this time. Not a living soul has said a single word about a lancet, and
+how could you know that this gentleman held in his hand unless you
+positively saw it?'
+
+"This was a floorer, but Jock would not abandon his point.
+
+"'Ye dinna ken what mesmereesin' is,' he exclaimed. 'It's a shame for a
+wheen muckle chaps like you to be trying yer cantrips that way on a laddie
+like me. It's no fair, and I'll no stand it ony langer. Whaur's my
+brither? Let me gang, I say--I'm no weel ava'!' and straightway the
+miraculous boy girded up his loins, and flew swiftly from the apartment.
+
+"Pat O'Shaughnessy was next brought forward to exhibit once more his
+unparalleled feat of rigidity. Confident in the strength of his brawny
+arm, the young Milesian evinced no scruples. The magnetist who had
+attended, at our request--a pleasant gentlemanly person--made the usual
+passes along the arm, and O'Shaughnessy stood out in the attitude of the
+Pythian Apollo.
+
+"I tried to bend his arm at the elbow, but sure enough I could not do it.
+The fellow had the muscles of a rhinosceros, and defied my utmost efforts.
+The magnetizer now began to exhibit another phenomenon. He made a few
+passes downwards, and the arm gradually fell, as if there were some
+undefinable attraction in the hand of the operator. He then reversed the
+motion, and the arm slowly ascended. Being quite convinced that in this
+case there was no collusion, I said a few words to the operator, who then
+took his post _behind_ the giant carcase of the navigator. A friend of the
+latter, who was detected dodging in front of him, was politely conducted
+to the door, and in this way the experiment was tried.
+
+"'Now sir,' said I, 'will you have the kindness to attract his arm
+upwards? I am curious to see if the mesmeric principle applies equally to
+all the muscles.'
+
+"'Faix!' volunteered O'Shaughnessy, 'it does that, and no mistake. Ye
+might make me hould up my fist on the other side of an oak door!'
+
+"I am sorry for the honour of Tipperary. The operator, as had been
+privately agreed on, commenced the downward passes, when, to our extreme
+delight, the arm of O'Shaughnessy rose directly upwards, until his fist
+pointed to the zenith!
+
+"'Beautiful!--admirable!--miraculous!' shouted half a dozen voices.
+
+"'Now, sir, will you try if you can take it down?'
+
+"'The magnetiser made efforts which, if successful, would have enabled
+O'Shaughnessy to count the number of his own dorsal vertebrae. He didn't
+seem, however, to have any such passion for osteology. The arm gradually
+declined, and at last reposed passively by his side. A general cheer
+proclaimed the success of the experiment.
+
+"'Mr Chairman,' said one gentleman, 'I move that it be recorded as the
+opinion of this meeting, that the late exhibitions of mesmerism, as
+exhibited in this city, were neither more nor less than a tissue of
+unmitigated humbug!'
+
+"'After what we have seen this evening,' said another, 'I do not feel the
+slightest hesitation in seconding that motion.'
+
+"'And I move,' said a third, 'that in case that motion should be carried,
+we do incontinently proceed to supper.'
+
+"So far as I recollect, there was not a dissentient voice in the room to
+either proposition.
+
+"'Axing yer pardon,' said O'Shaughnessy, advancing to the chairman, 'it's
+five shillings I was promised for time and trouble, and expinces in
+attending this mating. Perhaps yer honour will allow a thrifle over and
+above to my friend Teddy yonder, who came to see that I wasn't bothered
+all at onst?'
+
+"'You are an impudent scoundrel, sir,' said the chairman, 'and deserve to
+be kicked down stairs. However, a promise is a promise. There is your
+money, and let us never see your face again.'
+
+"'Och, long life to yese all!' said the undaunted O'Shaughnessy, 'but its
+mismirism is a beautiful science! Divil a barrow have I wheeled this last
+month on the North British Railway, and it isn't soon that I'll be after
+doing it again. Teddy, ye sowl! let's be off to the ould place, and dhrink
+good luck to the gintlemin in a noggin.'
+
+"Such," concluded the Jemadar, "was the result of our meeting; and I can
+tell you that you lost a rich treat by not hearing of it in time."
+
+"I don't want to be disenchanted," said we. "Nothing that you have said
+can shake my firm belief in mesmerism in all its stages. I allow that the
+science, like every thing else, is liable to abuse, but that does not
+affect my faith in the slightest degree. Have you ever read Chauncey Hare
+Townshend's book? Why, my dear fellow, he has magnetized a female patient,
+through mere volition alone, at the other end of the town; and I have not
+the remotest doubt that it is quite possible to exercise the same powers
+between Edinburgh and Madras. What a beautiful thought it is that two
+lovers, separated by land and ocean, may yet exercise a sweet influence
+over each other--that at a certain hour, a balmy slumber, stealing over
+their frames, apprises them that their souls are about to meet in
+undisturbed and tranquil union! That in a few moments, perhaps, far, far
+above the galaxy"--
+
+"Oh, confound the galaxy!" interrupted the prosaic Jemadar. "If you're
+going on in that style, I shall be off at once. I have no idea of any
+communication quicker than the electric telegraph; and as for your
+sympathies, and that sort of rubbish, any body may believe them that
+likes. I suppose, too, you believe in clair-voyance?"
+
+"Most assuredly," we replied. "The case of Miss M'Avoy of Liverpool--of
+Prince Hohenlohe, and many others"----
+
+"Are all very wonderful, I daresay; but I should like to see the thing
+with my own eyes. A friend of mine told me, no later than yesterday, that
+he had been present at a meeting, held in a professional gentleman's
+house, for the purpose of testing the powers of a lad said to be
+clair-voyant, who was exhibited by one of those itinerant lecturers. In
+addition to the usual bandages, of which there was much suspicion, a mask,
+previously prepared, was put upon the face, so that all deception was
+impossible. In this state, the boy, though professedly in the mesmeric
+sleep, could see nothing. He fingered the cards--fumbled with the
+books--but could read no more than my poodle-dog. In fact, the whole thing
+was considered by every one present not only a failure, but a rank and
+palpable sham; and until I have some better evidence in support of these
+modern miracles, I shall take the liberty of denouncing the system as one
+of most impudent imposture."
+
+"But, my dear fellow, recollect the number of persons of rank and
+station--the highly intellectual and cultivated minds which have formed a
+directly opposite opinion. What say you to Van Helmont? What say you to
+Michael Scott,
+
+ 'A wizard of such dreaded fame,
+ That when in Salamanca's cave,
+ Him listed his magic wand to wave,
+ The bells would ring in Notre Dame?'
+
+What say you to the sympathetic secrets still known to be preserved in the
+monastery of Mount Carmel? What say you"--
+
+"I say," replied the Jemadar, "that you are beginning to talk most
+infernal nonsense, and that I must be off, as I have an engagement at
+three to play a match at billiards. In the meantime, you'll oblige me by
+settling with Mrs Stewart for the ices."
+
+
+
+
+COOKERY AND CIVILISATION.[12]
+
+
+It is only after passing through an ordeal cruelly insidious, tolerably
+severe, and rather protracted, that we feel conscientiously entitled to
+assert our ability to dine every day of every week at the Reform Club,
+without jeopardy to those immutable principles which are incorruptible by
+Whigs and indestructible by Rats. A sneer, perhaps, is curling with
+"beautiful disdain" the lips of some Conservative Achilles. Let us nip his
+complacent sense of invulnerability in the bud. To eat and to err are
+equally attributes of humanity. Looking at ourselves in the mirror of
+honest criticism, we behold features as unchangeable as sublunary
+vicissitudes will allow.
+
+ "Time writes no wrinkles on our azure brow."
+
+Witness it! ye many years of wondrous alternation--of lurid tempest and
+sunny calm--of disastrous rout and triumphant procession--of shouting paean
+and wailing dirge--witness the imperturbable tenor of our way! Attest it,
+thou goodly array of the tomes of Maga, laden and sparkling, now as ever,
+with wisdom and wit, science and fancy!--attest the unwavering fidelity of
+our career! All this is very true; but the secret annals of the good can
+never be free from temptations, and never are in reality unblotted by
+peccadilloes. The fury of the demagogue has been our laughing-stock--the
+versatility of trimming politicians, our scorn. We have crouched before
+none of the powers which have been, or be; neither have we been carried
+off our feet by the whirlwinds of popular passion. Yet it is difficult to
+resist a good dinner. The victories of Miltiades robbed Themistocles of
+sleep. The triumphs of SOYER are apt to affect us, "with a difference,"
+after the same fashion.
+
+There was, we remember, a spirit of surly independence within us on
+visiting, for the first time, the "high capital" of Whiggery, where the
+Tail at present
+
+ "New rubb'd with balm, expatiate and confer
+ Their State affairs."
+
+To admire any thing was not our mood:
+
+ "The ascending pile
+ Stood fix'd her stately heighth; and straight the doors,
+ Opening their brazen folds, discover, wide
+ Within, her ample spaces, o'er the smooth
+ And level pavement."
+
+And as these lines suggested themselves, we recollected who the first Whig
+is said to have been, and whose architectural glories Milton was
+recording. We never yet heard a Radical disparage a peer of the realm
+without being convinced, that deep in the pocket, next his heart, lay an
+incautious hospitable invitation from the noble lord, to which a
+precipitate answer in the affirmative had already been dispatched.
+Analogously, in the magnificent edifice, whose tesselated floor we were
+treading gingerly, it seemed to us that we surveyed an unmistakable
+monument of an innate predilection for the splendours and comforts, the
+pomp and the _abandon_, of a "proud aristocracy." This was before dinner,
+and we were hungry. To tell all that happened to us for some hours
+afterwards, would, in fact, force us to transfer to our pages more than
+half of the volume which is prompting these observations. Suffice it to
+say, that when we again stood on Pall-Mall, a bland philanthropy of
+sentiment, embracing all races, and classes, and sects of men, permeated
+our bosom. Whence came the mellowing influence, seeing that we had been,
+as our custom is, very innocent of wine? Nor could it be the seductive
+eloquence of the company. We had indeed been roundly vituperated in
+argument by the Liberator. Oh yes! but we had been fed by the Regenerator.
+
+To us, then, on these things much meditating--so Cicero and Brougham love
+to write--many of the speculations in which we had indulged, and of the
+principles which we had advocated, were obviously not quite in harmony
+with the views long inculcated by us on a docile public. Suddenly the
+truth flashed across and illuminated the perplexity of our ponderings. We
+were aware that, early in the evening, a much milder censure than usual
+upon some factious Liberal manoeuvre had passed our lips. This took
+place just about the fourth spoonful of soup. The spells were already in
+operation under the shape of "_potage a la Marcus Hill_." There is a
+fascination even in the name of this "delicious soup"--such is the epithet
+of Soyer--which our readers will better understand in the sequel. Again,
+it was impossible to deny that we had hazarded several equivocal
+observations in reference to the Palmerstonian policy in Syria. But it was
+equally true that such inadvertencies slipped from us while laboriously
+engaged in determining a delicate competition between "_John Doree a
+l'Orleannaise_" and "_saumon a la Beyrout_." A transient compliment to the
+influence at elections of the famous Duchess of Devonshire was little
+liable to objection, we imagined, during a playful examination of a few
+"_aiguillettes de volaille a la jolie fille_." More questionable, it must
+be admitted, were certain assertions regarding the Five Points, enunciated
+hastily over a "_neck of mutton a la Charte_." No fault, however, had we
+to find with the cutting facetiousness with which we had garnished
+"_cotelettes d'Agneau a la reforme en surprise aux Champignons_." The
+title of this dish was so ludicrously applicable to the consternation of
+the remnants of the Melbourne ministry--the cutlets of lamb--in finding
+themselves outrun in the race by mushroom free-traders, that our
+pleasantry thereanent was irresistible. It was difficult, at the same
+time, to justify the expression of an opinion, infinitely too favourable
+to Peel's commercial policy, yielding to the allurements of a "_turban des
+cailles a la financiere_." And, on the whole, we smarted beneath a
+consciousness that all our conversation had been perceptibly flavoured by
+"_filets de becasses a la Talleyrand_."
+
+The result of these reflections was, simply, an alarming conviction of the
+tremendous influence exercised by Soyer throughout all the workings of the
+British constitution. The causes of the success of the League begin to
+dawn upon us, while our gravest suspicions are confirmed by the
+appearance, at this peculiar crisis, of the "Gastronomic Regenerator."
+What patriotism can withstand a superabundance of untaxed food, cooked
+according to the tuition of Soyer? How can public virtue keep its ground
+against such a rush of the raw material, covered by such a "_batterie de
+cuisine_?" Cobden and Soyer, in alliance, have given a new turn, and
+terribly literal power, to the fable of Menenius Agrippa.
+
+ "There was a time when all the body's members
+ Rebell'd against the belly."
+
+Such times are gone. The belly now has it all its own way, while
+
+ "The kingly-crowned head, the vigilant eye,
+ The counsellor heart, the arm our soldier,
+ Our steed the leg, the tongue our trumpeter,"
+
+are conjunctly and severally cuffed, or bunged up, or broken, or stifled,
+unless they are perpetually ministering to the service of the great
+cormorant corporation. It is mighty well to talk of the dissolution of the
+League. The testament of Caesar, commented on by Mark Antony, was
+eventually more fatal to the liberties of Rome, than the irrepressible
+ambition which originally urged the arch-traitor across the Rubicon. The
+"Gastronomic Regenerator," in the hands of every housewife in the country,
+is merely to convert the most invincible portion of the community into a
+perpetual militia of free-traders. All cooks proverbially encourage an
+enormous consumption of victuals. The study of Soyer will infallibly
+transform three-fourths of the empire into cooks. Consequently, the demand
+for every variety of sustenance, by an immense majority of the nation,
+will be exorbitant and perennial. No syllogism can be more unassailable.
+We venture also to affirm that the judgment of posterity will be rigidly
+true in apportioning the endurance of fame which the conflicting merits of
+our great benefactors may deserve. It is far from unlikely that the
+glories of a Peel may be disregarded, forgotten, and unsung, when the
+trophies of a Soyer, still odorous, and unctuous, and fresh, shall be in
+every body's mouth.
+
+The "Gastronomic Regenerator" has not assumed his imposing title without a
+full appreciation of the dignity of his office and the elevation of his
+mission. The brief and graceful "dialogue culinaire" between Lord M. H.
+and himself, illustrates the grand doctrines that man is a cooking animal,
+and that the progress of cooking is the progress of civilisation. There is
+something prodigiously sublime in the words of the noble interlocutor,
+when he declares, "Read history, and you see that in every age, and among
+all nations, the good which has been done, and sometimes the evil, has
+been always preceded or followed by a copious dinner." This language, we
+presume, must be considered on the great scale, as applicable to the most
+solemn and momentous occurrences in the history of governments and
+countries. Not that we can exclude it from individual biography.
+Benevolence we have always regarded as a good sauce, and have often
+observed it to be an excellent dessert. The man who tucks his napkin under
+his chin immediately after conferring a benefit on a fellow-creature,
+invariably manifests marvellous capabilities for digestion; and, on the
+other hand, the man who has dined to his own entire satisfaction, if
+solicited in the nick of time, will frequently evince an open-handed
+generosity, to which his more matutine emotions would have been strangers.
+But--to reverse the picture--any interruption to the near prospect of a
+"copious dinner" is at all times inimical to charity; while repletion, we
+know, occasionally reveals such unamiable dispositions as could not have
+been detected by the most jealous scrutiny at an earlier period of the
+day. Nations are but hives of individuals. We understand, therefore, the
+noble lord to mean, that all the history of all the thousand races of the
+globe concurrently teaches us that every great event, social or political,
+domestic or foreign, involving their national weal or woe, has been
+harbingered or commemorated by a "copious dinner." Many familiar instances
+of this profound truth--some of very recent date--crowd into our
+recollection. But we cannot help suspecting a deeper meaning to be
+inherent in the enunciation of this "great fact." Copious dinners are, as
+it strikes us, here covertly represented as the means of effecting the
+most extensive ameliorations. To dine is insinuated to be the first step
+on the highway to improvement. In the consequences which flow from dining
+copiously, what is beneficial is evidently stated to preponderate over
+what is hurtful, the qualifying "sometimes" being only attached to the
+latter. In this respect, dinners seem to differ from men, that the evil is
+more frequently "interred with their bones," while the "good they do lives
+after them." This is, assuredly, ringing a dinner-bell incessantly to the
+whole universe. We have ourselves, not half an hour ago, paid our quota
+for participating within the last week in congratulatory festivities to
+two eminent public characters. The overwhelming recurrence, in truth, of
+these entertainments, drains us annually of a handsome income; and
+reading, as we do daily in the newspapers, how every grocer, on changing
+his shop round the corner, and every professor of dancing, on being driven
+by the surges of the Utilitarian system up another flight of stairs, must,
+to felicitate or soothe him, receive the tribute or consolation of a
+banquet and demonstration, we hold up our hands in amazement at the
+opulence and deglutition of Scotland.
+
+What shall become of us, driven further onwards still, by the impetus of
+the Gastronomic Regenerator, we dare not foretell. The whole year may be a
+circle of public feasts; and our institutions gradually, although with no
+small velocity, relapse into the common table of Sparta. But never,
+whispers Soyer, into the black broth of Lycurgus. And so he ensnares us
+into the recognition of another fundamental principle, that the simplicity
+of Laconian fare night be admirably appropriate for infant republics and
+penniless helots, but can afford no subsistence to an overgrown empire,
+and the possessors of the wealth of the world! Thus cookery marks, dates,
+and authenticates the refinement of mankind. The savage cuts his warm
+slice from the haunches of the living animal, and swallows it reeking from
+the kitchen of nature. The civilized European, revolting from the dreadful
+repast, burns, and boils, and stews, and roasts his food into an external
+configuration, colour, and substance, as different from its original
+condition as the mummy of Cheops differs from the Cheops who watched, with
+an imperial dilatation of his brow, the aspiring immortality of the
+pyramids. Both, in acting so differently, are the slaves and the types of
+the circumstances of their position. The functions in the frames of both
+are the same; but these functions curiously follow the discipline of the
+social situation which directs and regulates their development. The
+economy of the kitchen is only a counterpart, in its simplicity or
+complication, its rudeness or luxury, of the economy of the state. The
+subjects of patriarchs and despots may eat uncooked horses with relish and
+nourishment. The denizens of a political system whose every motion is
+regulated by an intricate machinery, in which the teeth of all the myriad
+wheels in motion are indented with inextricable multiplicity of confusion
+into each other, perish under any nurture which is not as intricate,
+complex, artificial, and confused. What a noble and comprehensive science
+is this Gastronomy!
+
+"Are you not also," says the philosophic Soyer, in the same interesting
+dialogue, "of opinion with me, my lord, that nothing better disposes the
+mind of man to amity in thought and deed, than a dinner which has been
+knowingly selected, and artistically served?" The answer is most pregnant.
+"It is my thinking so," replies Lord M. H., "which has always made me say
+that a good cook is as useful as a wise minister." Behold to what an
+altitude we are carried! The loaves and fishes in the hands of the Whigs,
+and Soyer at the Reform Club to dress them! Let us banish melancholy, and
+drive away dull care. The bellicose propensities of a foreign secretary
+are happily innocuous. The rumours of war pass by us like the idle wind
+which we regard not. Protocols and treaties, notes and representations,
+are henceforth disowned by diplomacy. The figure of Britannia with a
+stew-pan for her helmet, and a spit for a spear, leaning in statuesque
+repose on a folio copy of the _Gastronomic Regenerator_,
+
+ "Surveys mankind from China to Peru;"
+
+and with an unruffled ocean at her feet, and a cloudless sky overhead,
+smiles on the countless millions of the children of earth, chatting
+fraternally together at the round table of universal peace. Bright will be
+the morning of the day which sees the impress of such an image on our
+currency. Of course, it will be understood that we are entirely of the
+same mind, abstractly, as M. Soyer and Lord M. H. The _maitre de cuisine_
+appears to us unquestionably to be one of the most important functionaries
+belonging to an embassy. Peace or war, which it is scarcely necessary to
+interpret as the happiness or the misery of two great countries, may
+depend upon a headache. Now, if it were possible, in any case, to trace
+the bilious uneasiness which may have perverted pacific intentions into
+hostile designs, to the unskilful or careless performance of his momentous
+duties by the cook-legate, no punishment could too cruelly expiate such a
+blunder. We should be inclined to propose that the brother artist who most
+adroitly put the delinquent to torture, should be his successor, holding
+office under a similar tenure. It may be matter of controversy, however,
+at once whether such a system would work well, and whether it is agreeable
+to the prevalence of those kindly feelings which it is the object of M.
+Soyer, and every other good cook or wise statesman, to promulgate
+throughout the human family. The publication of the _Gastronomic
+Regenerator_ inspires us with better hopes. The tyro of the dripping-pan
+will be no more entitled to screen himself behind his imperfect science or
+neglected education, than the unlettered criminal to plead his ignorance
+of the alphabet as a justification of his ignorance of the statute law,
+whose enactments send him to Botany Bay. The rudiments and the
+mysteries--the elementary axioms and most recondite problems--of his lofty
+vocation are unrolled before him in legible and intelligible characters.
+The skill which is the offspring of practice, must be attained by his
+opportunities and his industry. And if
+
+ "Fame is the spur which the clear spirit doth raise,"
+
+it might, we trust, satiate the most ravenous appetite which ever gnawed
+the bowels even of a cook, not merely to secure the tranquillity of the
+universe, but to save his native land the expense of armies and fleets,
+and turn the currents of gold absorbed by taxation, into the more
+congenial channel of gastronomical enterprise. The majestic and
+far-spreading oak springs out of the humble acorn. In future ages, the
+acute historian will demonstrate how the "copious dinner" which cemented
+the bonds of eternal alliance between vast and consolidated empires, whose
+people were clothed in purple and fine linen, lived in habitations
+decorated with every tasteful and gorgeous variety which caprice could
+suggest and affluence procure, and mingled the physical indolence of
+Sybaris with the intellectual activity of Athens, was but the ripe fruit
+legitimately matured from the simple bud of the calumet of peace, which
+sealed a hollow truce among the roving and puny lands of the naked,
+cityless, and untutored Indian. So, once more, the perfectibility of
+cookery indicates the perfectibility of society.
+
+The gallantry of Soyer is as conspicuous as his historical and political
+philosophy. He would not profusely "scatter plenty o'er a smiling land"
+solely for the gratification of his own sex. The sun shines on woman as on
+man; and when the sun will not shine, a woman's eye supplies all the light
+we need. The sagacious "Regenerator" refuses to restrict to the lordly
+moiety of mankind a monopoly of his beams, feeling that, when the pressure
+of mortal necessity sinks his head, fairer hands than those of the
+statesman or the warrior, the ecclesiastic or the lawyer, are likely to be
+the conservators of his reputation. "Allow me," he remarks, "to suggest to
+your lordship, that a meeting for practical gastronomical purposes, _where
+there are no ladies_, is in my eyes a garden without flowers, a sea
+without waves, an experimental squadron without sails."
+
+ "Without the smile from partial beauty won,
+ Say what were man?--a world without a sun!"
+
+The harrowing picture of desolation, from the pen of M. Soyer, may be
+equalled, but cannot be surpassed, by a line here and there in Byron's
+"Darkness." The sentiment, at the same time, sounds oddly, as it issues
+from the penetralia of a multitudinous club. Our notion has hitherto been,
+that a club was an invention of which a principal object was to prove that
+female society was far from being indispensable to man, and that all the
+joys of domesticity might be tasted in a state of single-blessedness
+beyond the precincts of home for a small annual payment. A thorough-going
+club-man would very soon drive a coach and four through the Regenerator's
+polite eloquence. For instance, a garden without flowers has so much the
+more room for the growth of celery, asparagus, artichokes, and the like.
+There could not possibly be a greater convenience than the evaporation or
+disappearance of the waters of the ocean; because we should then have
+railways every where, and no nausea. Sails, likewise, are not requisite
+now-a-days for ships; on the contrary, steam-vessels are so evidently
+superior, that the sail-maker may as well shut up his shop. The flowers of
+a garden are an incumbrance--the waves of the sea are an impediment--the
+sails of a ship are a superfluity. Garden, sea, and ship would be better
+wanting flowers, waves, and sails. On the same principles a club is
+preferable to a family fire-side, and the lot of a bachelor to the fate of
+a Benedict. M. Soyer, speaking _ex cathedra_ from the kitchen of the
+Reform Club, would find it no easy matter to parry the cogency of this
+reasoning. He forgets, apparently, that he bares his breast to a most
+formidable attack. What right have MEN to be Cooks? What hypocrisy it is
+to regret that women cannot eat those dinners which women alone are
+entitled, according to the laws of nature and the usages of Britain, to
+dress! Be just before you affect to be generous! Surrender the place, and
+the privileges, and the immunities, which are the heritage and birthright
+of the petticoat! Hercules with a distaff was bad enough; but here, in the
+vagaries and metamorphoses of heathen mythology, do you read of Hercules
+with a dishclout? What would the moon say, should the sun insist on
+blazing away all night as well as all day? Your comparisons are full of
+poetry and humbug. A kitchen without a female cook--it _is_ like a
+flowerless garden, a waveless sea, a sail-less ship. A kitchen with a male
+cook--is a monster which natural history rejects, and good feeling abhors.
+The rights of women are scarcely best vindicated by him who usurps the
+most precious of them. There will be time to complain of their absence
+from the scene, when, by a proper self-ostracism, you leave free for them
+the stage which it becomes them to occupy. These are knotty matters, M.
+Soyer, for digestion. With so pretty a quarrel we shall not interfere,
+having a wholesome respect for an Amazonian enemy who can stand fire like
+salamanders. To be candid, we are puzzled by the sprightliness of our own
+fancy, and do not very distinctly comprehend how we have managed to
+involve the Regenerator, whose thoughts were bent on the pale and slim
+sylphs of the boudoir, in a squabble with the rubicund and rotund vestals
+who watch the inextinguishable flames of THE GREAT HEARTH.
+
+This marvellous dialogue, from which we have taken with our finger and
+thumb a tit-bit here and there, might be the text for inexhaustible
+annotation. It occupies no more than two pages; but, as Gibbon has said of
+Tacitus, "they are the pages of Soyer." Every topic within the range of
+human knowledge is touched, by direct exposition or collateral allusion.
+The metaphysician and the theologian, the physiologist and the moralist,
+are all challenged to investigate its dogmas, which, let us forewarn them,
+are so curtly, positively, and oracularly propounded, as, if orthodox, to
+need no commentary; and if heterodox, to demand accumulated mountains of
+controversy to overwhelm them. For he, we believe, can hardly be deemed a
+mean opponent, unworthy of a foeman's steel-pen, who has at his fingers'
+ends "Mullets a la Montesquieu," "Fillets of Haddock a la St Paul,"
+"Saddle of Mutton a la Mirabeau," "Ribs of Beef a la Bolingbroke,"
+"Pounding Souffle a la Mephistopheles," "Woodcock a la Stael," and "Filets
+de Boeuf farcis a la Dr Johnson."
+
+The constitution of English cookery is precisely similar to the
+constitution of the English language. Both were prophetically sketched by
+Herodotus in his description of the army of Xerxes, which gathered its
+numbers, and strength, and beauty, from "all the quarters in the shipman's
+card." That imperishable mass of noble words--that glorious tongue in
+which Soyer has prudently written the "Gastronomic Regenerator," is in
+itself an unequalled specimen of felicitous cookery. The dishes which
+furnished the most _recherche_ dinner Soyer ever dressed, the "Diner
+Lucullusian a la Sampayo," being resolved into the chaos whence they arose
+in faultless proportions and resistless grace, would not disclose elements
+and ingredients more heterogenous, remote, and altered from their primal
+nature, than those which go to the composition of the few sentences in
+which he tells us of this resuscitation of the _caena_ of Petronius. A
+thousand years and a thousand accidents, the deepest erudition and the
+keenest ingenuity, the most delicate wit and most outrageous folly, have
+been co-operating in the manufacture of the extraordinary vocabulary which
+has enabled the Regenerator himself to concoct the following unparalleled
+receipt for
+
+ "THE CELESTIAL AND TERRESTRIAL CREAM OF GREAT BRITAIN.
+
+ "Procure, if possible, the antique Vase of the Roman Capitol; the Cup
+ of Hebe; the Strength of Hercules; and the Power of Jupiter;"
+
+ "_Then proceed as follows:_--"
+
+ "Have ready the chaste Vase (on the glittering rim of which three
+ doves are resting in peace), and in it deposit a Smile from the
+ Duchess of Sutherland, from which Terrestrial Deesse it will be most
+ graceful; then add a Lesson from the Duchess of Northumberland; the
+ Happy Remembrance of Lady Byron; an Invitation from the Marchioness
+ of Exeter; a Walk in the Fairy Palace of the Duchess of Buckingham;
+ an Honour of the Marchioness of Douro; a Sketch from Lady
+ Westmoreland; Lady Chesterfield's Conversation; the Deportment of the
+ Marchioness of Aylesbury; the Affability of Lady Marcus Hill; some
+ Romances of Mrs Norton; a Mite of Gold from Miss Coutts; a Royal
+ Dress from the Duchess of Buccleuch; a Reception from the Duchess of
+ Leinster; a Fragment of the Works of Lady Blessington; a Ministerial
+ Secret from Lady Peel; a Gift from the Duchess of Bedford; an
+ Interview with Madame de Bunsen; a Diplomatic Reminiscence from the
+ Marchioness of Clanricarde; an Autocratic Thought from the Baroness
+ Brunow; a Reflection from Lady John Russell; an amiable Word from
+ Lady Wilton; the Protection of the Countess de St Aulaire; a Seraphic
+ Strain from Lady Essex; a poetical gift of the Baroness de la
+ Calabrala; a Welcome from Lady Alice Peel; the Sylph-like form of the
+ Marchioness of Abercorn; a Soiree of the Duchess of Beaufort; a
+ Reverence of the Viscountess Jocelyn; and the Good-will of Lady
+ Palmerston.
+
+ "Season with the Piquante Observation of the Marchioness of
+ Londonderry; the Stately Mein of the Countess of Jersey; the Tresor
+ of the Baroness Rothschild; the Noble Devotion of Lady Sale; the
+ Knowledge of the Fine Arts of the Marchioness of Lansdowne; the
+ Charity of the Lady De Grey; a Criticism from the Viscountess of
+ Melville;--with a Musical Accompaniment from the whole; and Portraits
+ of all these Ladies taken from the Book of Celebrated Beauties.
+
+ "Amalgamate scientifically; and should you find this _Appareil_
+ (which is without a parallel) does not mix well, do not regard the
+ expense for the completion of a dish worthy of the Gods!
+
+ "Endeavour to procure, no matter at what price, a Virtuous Maxim from
+ the Book of Education of Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Kent; a
+ Kiss from the Infant Princess Alice; an Innocent Trick of the
+ Princess-Royal; a Benevolent Visit from the Duchess of Gloucester; a
+ Maternal Sentiment of Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge; a
+ Compliment from the Princess Augusta de Mecklenbourg; the future
+ Hopes of the Young Princess Mary;--
+
+ "And the Munificence of Her Majesty Queen Adelaide.
+
+ "Cover the Vase with the Reign of Her Most Gracious Majesty, and let
+ it simmer for half a century, or more, if possible, over a Fire of
+ Immortal Roses.
+
+ "Then uncover, with the greatest care and precision, this Mysterious
+ Vase; garnish the top with the Aurora of a Spring Morning; several
+ Rays of the Sun of France; the Serenity of an Italian Sky; and the
+ Universal Appreciation of the Peace of Europe.
+
+ "Add a few Beams of the Aurora Borealis; sprinkle over with the
+ Virgin Snow of Mont Blanc; glaze with an Eruption of Mount Vesuvius,
+ cause the Star of the Shepherd to dart over it; and remove, as
+ quickly as possible, this _chef-d'oeuvre_ of the nineteenth century
+ from the Volcanic District.
+
+ "Then fill Hebe's Enchanted Cup with a religious Balm, and with it
+ surround this mighty Cream of Immortality;
+
+ "Terminate with the Silvery light of the Pale Queen of Night, without
+ disturbing a Ray of the Brilliancy of the brightest Queen of the
+ Day."
+
+Half a century hence, when the simmering over the roseate fire is silent,
+may we, with M. Soyer, be present to gaze on the happy consummation of the
+conceptions of his transcendant imagination!
+
+The Regenerator is too conversant with universal history not to know that
+his book, in crossing the Tweed northwards, approaches a people more
+familiar with its fundamental principles than any other inhabitants of
+these Fortunate Isles. England, for any thing we care, may deserve the
+opprobrious title of perfidious Albion. Scotland--("Stands Scotland where
+it did?")--was ever the firm friend of France. Ages ago, when our southern
+cousins were incessantly fighting, we were constantly dining, with the
+French. Our royal and noblest families were mingled by the dearest ties
+with the purest and proudest blood of the adopted land of Mary. For
+centuries uninterruptedly was maintained an interchange of every gentle
+courtesy, and every friendly succour; and when the broadsword was not
+needed to gleam in the front ranks of Gallic chivalry, the dirk never
+failed to emit the first flash in the onslaughts of Gallic hospitality.
+The Soyers of those times--dim precursors of the Regenerator--did not
+disdain to alight on our hungry shores, and leave monuments of their
+beneficence, which are grateful to this hour in the nostrils and to the
+palate of prince and peasant. Nay, we shrewdly conjecture that some
+time-honoured secrets still dwell with us, of which the memory has long
+since perished in their birth-place. Boastful we may not suffer ourselves
+to be. But if M. Soyer ever heard of, or dressed or tasted precisely as we
+have dressed and tasted, what is known to us and a very limited circle of
+acquaintances as "Lamb-toasty," we shall start instantly from the
+penultimate habitation of Ultima Thule, commonly known as John O'Groat's
+House, expressly to test his veracity, and gratify our voracity. Perhaps
+he may think it would not be too polite in us to transmit him the receipt.
+Not for a wilderness of Regenerators! Could we unfold to him the awful
+legend in connexion with it, of which we are almost the exclusive
+depositaries, the cap so lightly lying on his brow would be projected
+upwards to the roof by the instantaneous starting of his hair. The Last
+Minstrel himself, to whom it was narrated, shook his head when he heard
+it, and was never known to allude to it again; in reference to which
+circumstance, all that the bitterest malice could insinuate was, that if
+the story had been worth remembering, he was not likely to have forgotten
+it. "One December midnight, a shriek"--is probably as far as we can now
+venture to proceed. There are some descendants of the parties, whose
+feelings, even after the lapse of five hundred years, which is but as
+yesterday in a Highlander's genealogy, we are bound to respect. In other
+five hundred years, we shall, with more safety to ourselves, let them "sup
+full of horrors."
+
+The Gastronomic Regenerator reminds us of no book so much as the
+Despatches of Arthur Duke of Wellington. The orders of Soyer emanate from
+a man with a clear, cool, determined mind--possessing a complete mastery
+of his weapons and materials, and prompt to make them available for
+meeting every contingency--singularly fertile in conceiving, and fortunate
+without a check in executing, sudden, rapid, and difficult
+combinations--overlooking nothing with his eagle eye, and, by the powerful
+felicity of his resources, making the most of every thing--matchless in
+his "Hors-d'OEuvres"--unassailable in his "Removes"--impregnable in his
+"Pieces de resistance"--and unconquerable with his "Flanks." His
+directions are lucid, precise, brief, and unmistakeable. There is not a
+word in them superfluous--or off the matter immediately on hand--or not
+directly to the point. They are not the dreams of a visionary theorist and
+enthusiast, but the hard, solid, real results of the vast experience of a
+tried veteran, who has personally superintended or executed all the
+operations of which he writes. It may be matter of dispute whether
+Wellington or Soyer acquired their knowledge in the face of the hotter
+fire. They are both great Chiefs--whose mental and intellectual faculties
+have a wonderful similarity--and whose sayings and doings are
+characterised by an astonishing resemblance in nerve, perspicuity, vigour,
+and success. In one respect M. Soyer has an advantage over his illustrious
+contemporary. His Despatches are addressed to an army which as far
+outnumbers any force every commanded or handled by the Hero of Waterloo,
+as the stars in the blue empyrean exceed the gas-lamps of London--an army
+which, instead of diminishing under any circumstances, evinces a tendency,
+we fear, of steadily swelling its ranks year by year, and day by day--a
+standing army, which the strong hand of the most jealous republicanism
+cannot suppress, and which the realization of the bright chimera of
+universal peace will fail to disband. Before many months are gone,
+thousands and tens of thousands will be marching and countermarching,
+cutting and skewering, broiling and freezing, in blind obedience to the
+commands of the Regenerator. "Peace hath her victories no less than those
+of war." But it is not to be forgotten that if the sword of Wellington had
+not restored and confirmed the tranquillity of the world, the
+carving-knife of Soyer might not have been so bright.
+
+The confidence of Soyer in his own handiwork is not the arrogant
+presumption of vanity, but the calm self-reliance of genius. There is a
+deal of good sense in the paragraph which we now quote:--
+
+ "Although I am entirely satisfied with the composition, distribution,
+ and arrangement of my book, should some few little mistakes be
+ discovered they will be the more excusable under those circumstances,
+ as in many instances I was unable to devote that tedious time
+ required for correction; and although I have taken all possible care
+ to prescribe, by weight and measure, the exact quantity of
+ ingredients used in the following receipts for the seasoning and
+ preparing of all kinds of comestibles, I must observe that the
+ ingredients are not all either of the same size or quality; for
+ instance, some eggs are much larger than others, some pepper
+ stronger, salt salter, and even some sugar sweeter. In vegetables,
+ again, there is a considerable difference in point of size and
+ quality; fruit is subject to the same variation, and, in fact all
+ description of food is subject to a similar fluctuation. I am far,
+ however, from taking these disproportions for excuses, but feel
+ satisfied, if the medium of the specified ingredients be used, and
+ the receipts in other respects closely followed, nothing can hinder
+ success."
+
+It seems a childish remark to make, that all salts do not coincide in
+their saltness, nor sugars in their sweetness. The principle, however,
+which the observation contains within it, is any thing but childish. It
+implies, that, supposing the accuracy of a Soyer to be nearly infallible,
+the faith in his instructions must never be so implicit as to supersede
+the testimony of one's own senses, and the admonitions of one's own
+judgment. It is with the most poignant recollections that we acknowledge
+the justice of the Regenerator's caution on this head. We once, with a
+friend who shared our martyrdom, tried to make onion soup in exact
+conformity with what was set down in an Oracle of Cookery, which a foul
+mischance had placed across our path. With unerring but inflecting
+fidelity, we filled, and mixed, and stirred, and watched, the fatal
+caldron. The result was to the eye inexpressibly alarming. A thick oily
+fluid, repulsive in colour, but infinitely more so in smell, fell with a
+flabby, heavy, lazy stream, into the soup-plate. Having swallowed, with a
+Laocoonic contortion of countenance, two or three mouthfuls, our
+individual eyes wandered stealthily towards our neighbour. Evidently we
+were fellow-sufferers; but pride, which has occasioned so many lamentable
+catastrophes, made us both dumb and obdurate in our agony. Slowly and
+sadly, at lengthened intervals, the spoon, with its abominable freight,
+continued to make silent voyages from the platters to our lips. How long
+we made fools of ourselves it is not necessary to calculate. Suddenly, by
+a simultaneous impulse, the two windows of the room favoured the headlong
+exit of two wretches whose accumulated grievances were heavier than they
+could endure. Hours rolled away, while the beautiful face of Winandermere
+looked as ugly as Styx, as we writhed along its banks, more miserably
+moaning than the hopeless beggar who sighed for the propitiatory obolus to
+Charon. And from that irrevocable hour we have abandoned onions to the
+heroines of tragedy. Fools, in spite of all warning, are taught by such a
+process as that to which we submitted. Wise men, take a hint.
+
+"Nature, says I to myself"--Soyer is speaking--"compels us to dine more or
+less once a-day." The average which oscillates between the "more" and the
+"less," it requires considerable dexterity to catch. Having read six
+hundred pages and fourteen hundred receipts, the question is, where are we
+to begin? Our helplessness is confessed. Is it possible the Regenerator
+is, after all, more tantalizing than the Barmecide? No--here is the very
+aid we desiderate. Our readers shall judge of a
+
+ "DINNER PARTY AT HOME."
+
+ BILL OF FARE FOR EIGHT PERSONS.
+
+ Asparagus.
+
+ New Potatoes.
+
+ 1 SOUP.
+ French Pot au Feu.
+
+ 1 FISH.
+ 3 Slices of Salmon en matelote.
+
+ 2 REMOVES.
+ Braised Fowls with spring vegetables.
+ Leg of Mutton basted with devil's tears.
+
+ 2 ENTREES.
+ Lamb Cutlets with asparagus, peas.
+ Salmi of Plovers with mushrooms.
+
+ 2 ROASTS.
+ 2 Ducklings.
+ 4 Pigeons barded with vine leaves.
+
+ 4 ENTREMETS.
+ Orange Jelly.
+ Green peas.
+ Omelette, with fine herbs.
+ Gooseberry Tart with cream.
+
+ 1 REMOVE.
+ Iced Cake with fruits.
+
+ "Nothing but light wine is drunk at the first course, but at the
+ second my guests are at liberty to drink wines of any other
+ description, intercepting them with several hors-d'oeuvres, which
+ are small dishes of French pickled olives and sardines, thin slices
+ of Bologna sausage, fillets of anchovies, ciboulettes, or very small
+ green onions, radishes, &c.; also a plain dressed salade a la
+ Francais, (for which see end of the entrees, Kitchen at Home),
+ fromage de brie Neufchatel, or even Windsor cheese, when it can be
+ procured. The coffee and dessert I usually leave to the good taste
+ and economy of my menagere."
+
+We shall be exceedingly curious to hear how many hundred parties of eight
+persons, upon reading this bill of fare in our pages, will, without loss
+of time, congregate in order to do it substantial honour. Such clattering
+of brass and brandishing of steel may strike a new government as
+symptomatical or preparatory of a popular rising. We may therefore
+reassure them with the information, that those who sit down with M. Soyer,
+will have little thought of rising for a long time afterwards.
+
+We have introduced the Gastronomic Regenerator to public notice in that
+strain which its external appearance, its title, its scheme and its
+contents, demand and justify. But we must not, even good-humouredly,
+mislead those for whose use its publication is principally intended. To
+all intents and purposes M. Soyer's work is strictly and most intelligibly
+practical. It is as full of matter as an egg is full of meat; and the
+household which would travel through its multitudinous lessons must be as
+full of meat as the Regenerator is full of matter. The humblest, as well
+as the wealthiest kitchen economy, is considered and instructed; nor will
+the three hundred receipts at the conclusion of the volume, which are more
+peculiarly applicable to the "Kitchen at Home," be, probably the portion
+of the book least agreeable and valuable to the general community. For
+example, just before shaking hands with him, let us listen to M. Soyer,
+beginning admirably to discourse
+
+ _Of the Choosing and Roasting of Plain Joints._
+
+ "Here I must claim all the attention of my readers. Many of the
+ profession will, I have no doubt, be surprised that I should dwell
+ upon a subject, which appears of so little importance, saying that,
+ from the plain cook to the most professed, all know how to roast or
+ boil a piece of meat; but there I must beg their pardon. I will
+ instance myself, for, previously to my forming any intention of
+ writing the present work, I had not devoted the time necessary to
+ become professionally acquainted with it, always depending upon my
+ roasting cook, who had constant practice, myself only having the
+ knowledge of whether or not properly done. I have since not only
+ studied it closely, but have made in many respects improvements upon
+ the old system, and many discoveries in that branch which I am sure
+ is the most beneficial to all classes of society, (remembering, as I
+ have before stated, that three parts of the animal food of this
+ country is served either plain-roasted or boiled) My first study was
+ the fire, which I soon perceived as too deep, consumed too much coal,
+ and required poking every half hour, thus sending dust and dirt all
+ over the joints, which were immediately basted to wash it off; seeing
+ plainly this inconvenience, I immediately remedied it by inventing my
+ new roasting fire-place, by which means I saved two hundred-weight of
+ coals per day, besides the advantage of never requiring to be poked,
+ being narrow and perpendicular; the fire is lighted with the greatest
+ facility, and the front of the fire being placed a foot back in the
+ chimney-piece, throws the heat of the fire direct upon the meat, and
+ not out at the sides, as many persons know, from the old roasting
+ ranges. I have many times placed ladies or gentlemen, visiting the
+ club, within two feet of the fire when six large joints have been
+ roasting, and they have been in perfect ignorance that it was near
+ them, until, upon opening the wing of the screen by surprise, they
+ have appeared quite terrified to think they were so near such an
+ immense furnace. My next idea was to discontinue basting, perhaps a
+ bold attempt to change and upset at once the custom of almost all
+ nations and ages, but being so confident of its evil effects and
+ tediousness, I at once did away with it, and derived the greatest
+ benefit (for explanation, see remarks at the commencement of the
+ roasts in the Kitchen of the Wealthy,) for the quality of meat in
+ England is, I may say, superior to any other nation; its moist soil
+ producing fine grass almost all the year round, which is the best
+ food for every description of cattle; whilst in some countries not so
+ favoured by nature they are obliged to have recourse to artificial
+ food, which fattens the animals but decreases the flavour of the
+ meat: and, again, we, must take into consideration the care and
+ attention paid by the farmers and graziers to improve the stock of
+ those unfortunate benefactors of the human family."
+
+How full of milky kindness is his language, still breathing the spirit of
+that predominant idea--the tranquillisation of the universe by "Copious
+Dinners!" He has given up "basting" with success. Men may as well give up
+basting one another. Nobody will envy the Regenerator the bloodless
+fillets worthily encircling his forehead, should the aspirations of his
+benevolent soul in his lifetime assume any tangible shape. But if a more
+distant futurity is destined to witness the lofty triumph, he may yet
+depart in the confidence of its occurrence. The most precious fruits ripen
+the most slowly. The sun itself does not burst at once into meridian
+splendour. Gradually breaks the morning; and the mellow light glides
+noiselessly along, tinging mountain, forest, and city spire, till a
+stealthy possession seems to be taken of the whole upper surface of
+creation, and the mighty monarch at last uprises on a world prepared to
+expect, to hail, and to reverence his perfect and unclouded majesty.
+
+
+
+
+THE LATE AND THE PRESENT MINISTRY.
+
+
+Our sentiments with regard to the change of policy on the part of Sir
+Robert Peel and his coadjutors, were early, and we hope forcibly,
+expressed. We advocated then, as ever, the principle of protection to
+native industry and agriculture, not as a class-benefit, but on far deeper
+and more important considerations. We deprecated the rash experiment of
+departing from a system under which we had flourished so long--of yielding
+to the clamours of a grasping and interested faction, whose object in
+raising the cry of cheap bread, was less the welfare of the working man,
+than the depression of his wages, and a corresponding additional profit to
+themselves. The decline of agricultural prosperity--inevitable if the
+anticipations of the free traders should be fulfilled--seems to us an evil
+of the greatest possible magnitude, and the more dangerous because the
+operation must be necessarily slow. And in particular, we protested
+against the introduction of free-trade measures, at a period when their
+consideration was not called for by the pressure of any exigency, when the
+demand for labour was almost without parallel, and before the merits of
+the sliding-scale of duty, introduced by Sir Robert Peel himself in the
+present Parliament, had been sufficiently tested or observed. Those who
+make extravagant boast of the soundness and sagacity of their leader
+cannot deny, that the facts upon which he based his plan of financial
+reform, were in reality not facts, but fallacies. The political Churchill
+enunciated his _Prophecy of Famine_, not hesitatingly nor doubtfully, but
+in the broadest and the strongest language. Month after month glided away,
+and still the famine came not; until men, marvelling at the unaccountable
+delay, looked for it as the ignorant do for the coming of a predicted
+eclipse, and were informed by the great astrologer of the day that it was
+put off for an indefinite period! Now, when another and a more beautiful
+harvest is just beginning, we find that in reality the prophecy was a mere
+delusion; that there were no grounds whatever to justify any such
+anticipation, and that the pseudo-famine was a mere stalking-horse,
+erected for the purpose of concealing the stealthy advance of free-trade.
+
+If this measure of free-trade was in itself right and proper, it required
+no such paltry accessories and stage tricks to make it palatable to the
+nation at large. Nay, we go further, and say, that under no circumstances
+ought the distress of a single year to be assigned as a sufficient reason
+for a great fiscal change which must derange the whole internal economy
+and foreign relations of the country, and which must be permanent in its
+effects. There is, and can be, no such thing as a permanent provision for
+exigencies. Were it so, the art of government might be reduced to
+principles as unerring in their operation as the tables of an assurance
+company--every evil would be provided for before it occurred, and
+fluctuations become as unknown among us as the recurrence of an
+earthquake. A famine, had it really occurred, would have been no apology
+for a total repeal of the corn-laws, though it might have been a good
+reason for their suspension. As, however, no famine took place, we take
+the prophecy at its proper value, and dismiss it at once to the limbo of
+popular delusions; at the same time, we trust that future historians, when
+they write this chapter of our chronicles, will not altogether overlook
+the nature of the foundation upon which this change has been placed.
+
+It requires no great penetration to discover how the repeal of the
+corn-laws has been carried. The leaders of a powerful party who for ten
+years misgoverned the country, were naturally desirous, after an exile of
+half that period, to retaste the sweets of office--and were urged
+thereunto, not only by their own appetites, but by the clamour of a
+ravenous crew behind them, who cared nothing for principle. While in
+power, they had remained most dogmatically opposed to the repeal of the
+corn-laws. Lord Melbourne denounced the idea as maniacal--he was
+supported in that view by almost every one of his colleagues; nor was it
+until they found themselves upon the eve of ejectment, that any new light
+ever dawned upon the minds of the steadfast myrmidons of Whiggery. The
+election of 1841, which turned them out of office made matters worse
+instead of better. They now saw no prospect of a restoration to power,
+unless they could adopt some blatant cry similar to that which formerly
+brought them in. Such a cry was rather difficult to be found. Their
+ignorance of finance, their mismanagement abroad, their gross bungling of
+almost every measure which they touched, had made them so unpopular that
+the nation at large regarded their return to office much as a sufferer
+from nightmare contemplates the arrival of his nocturnal visitant.
+Undeterred by scruple or by conscience, they would with the greatest
+readiness have handed over the national churches to the tender mercies of
+the Dissenters, if such a measure could have facilitated their recall to
+the pleasant Goshen of Downing Street. It was not however, either
+advisable or necessary to carry matters quite so far. Midway between them
+and revolution lay the corn-law question once despised but now very
+valuable as a workable engine. The original advocates of abolition were
+not prime favourites with the Whigs. The leaders of that party have always
+been painfully and even ludicrously particular abut their associates.
+Liberal in appearance they yet bind themselves together with a thin belt
+of aristocratic prejudice and though insatiable in their lust for public
+applause, they obstinately refuse to strengthen their coterie by any more
+popular addition. They found the corn-law question in the hands of Messrs
+Cobden, Bright and Wilson--men of the people--who by their own untiring
+energy and the efforts of the subsidiary League, had brought the question
+prominently forward, and were fighting independent of party, a sort of
+guerilla battle in support of their favourite principle. Our regard for
+these gentlemen is not of the highest order, but we should do them great
+injustice if we did not bear testimony to the zeal and perseverance they
+have exhibited throughout. These are qualities which may be displayed
+alike in a good and in an evil cause; and yet earnestness of purpose is at
+all times a high attribute of manhood, and enforces the respect of an
+enemy. With the constitution of the League we have at present nothing to
+do. The organization and existence of such a body, for the purposes of
+avowed agitation, was a fact thoroughly within the cognisance of
+ministers--it was checked, and is now triumphant, and may therefore prove
+the precursor of greater democratic movements.
+
+The question of the corn-laws was, however, emphatically theirs. A body of
+men, consisting almost entirely of master manufacturers, had conceived the
+project of getting rid of a law which interfered materially, according to
+their views, with the profit and interests of their class. Their arguments
+were specious, their enthusiasm in the cause unbounded. They spared no
+exertions, grudged no expense, to obtain converts; they set up gratuitous
+newspapers, hired orators, held meetings, established bazars--in short
+erected such a complicated machine of agitation as had never before
+entered into the minds of democrats to conceive. With all this however,
+their success, save for political accident, was doubtful. The leaders of
+the League were not popular even with their own workmen. Some of the
+simpler rules of political economy are tolerably well known among the
+operative classes, and of these none is better understood than the
+relationship betwixt the prices of labour and of food. Cheap bread, if
+accompanied at the same time by a reduction of wages, was at best but a
+questionable blessing; nor were these doubts at all dispelled by the
+determined resistance of the master manufacturers to every scheme proposed
+for shortening the hours of labour, and ameliorating the social as well as
+the moral condition of the poor. All that the taskmaster cared for was the
+completion of the daily tale. The truck system--that most infamous species
+of cruel and tyrannical robbery--gave sad testimony of the extent, as well
+as the meanness, of the avarice which could wring profit even from the
+most degraded source, and which absolutely sought to establish, here,
+within the heart of Britain, a slavery as complete and more odious than
+that which is the disgrace of the American republic. It is, therefore, not
+to be wondered at if the great mass of the working population regarded the
+proceedings of the Anti-Corn-law League with apathy and indifference. For,
+be it remarked, that the original Leaguers were by no means thorough-paced
+free-traders. Their motive was to deal most summarily with every
+restriction which stood in the way of their business, both as regarded
+export and import, and the establishment of a lower rate of wages. For
+such purposes they were ready to sacrifice every interest in the
+commonwealth except their own; but they showed no symptoms whatever of
+anxiety to discard restriction wherever it was felt to be advantageous to
+themselves. They were, in fact, the aspiring monopolists of the country.
+In their disordered imagination, the future position of Britain was to be
+that of one mighty workshop, from which the whole world was to be
+supplied--a commonalty of cotton, calico, and iron, with a Birmingham and
+Manchester aristocracy.
+
+Such was the position of the League at the moment when the Whigs, eager
+for a gathering-cry, came forward as auxiliaries; and yet we have some
+doubt as to the propriety of that latter term. They did not come as
+helpers--as men who, devoted in singleness of heart to the welfare of
+their country, were anxious to assist in the promotion of a measure which
+the sagacity of others had discovered--but claiming a sort of divine right
+of opposition, similar to that which the lion exercises when the jackal
+has run down the prey. Accordingly, upon the corn-laws did the magnanimous
+Whig lion place its paw, and wheeze out a note of defiance against all
+interlopers whatsoever. Henceforward that question was to be a Whig one.
+English agriculture was not to receive its death from the ignoble hands of
+Cobden and Co.
+
+Such was the move of the Whigs in the month of November last. A paltrier
+one, in every sense of the word, was never yet attempted nor did the
+simultaneous conversion of the whole party, with scarcely more than one or
+two honourable exceptions, present a very creditable specimen of the
+integrity of her Majesty's Opposition. They had become convinced--why or
+wherefore was not stated--that "the time had now arrived" for a total
+repeal of the corn-laws, and there was an end of the matter. They were
+prepared to vote for it in Parliament--to go to the country with it as
+their rallying-cry--to adopt it, in short, as their readiest
+stepping-stone into office. The old champions of repeal--the
+Leaguers--might go about their business. The conduct of the question was
+now transferred into the same hands which had become imbecile and
+paralysed in 1841, but which had since been renovated and invigorated by a
+wholesome course of five years' banishment from office.
+
+It is somewhat remarkable, but rather instructive, that the Whigs do not
+seem to have contemplated any other financial alteration beyond the repeal
+of the corn-laws. Of an equitable adjustment of clashing interests, they
+appear to have had no idea. It is quite true that they had been of old
+well accustomed to a deep defalcation of the public revenue, and the
+probability of the recurrence of _that_ fact, may have been viewed by them
+as a mere bagatelle. From vague and general protestations of economy, we
+can form no proper estimate of the real nature of their plans. Economy, or
+that paltry system of paring, which passes with the Whigs for such, is,
+after all, a political virtue of minor import. What we require from every
+administration is the adoption of such measures only as shall tend to
+promote the general wealth and prosperity of the country; and, in
+consequence, render more easy the payment of the national burdens. Any
+fiscal change which affects the revenue, must, as a matter of course,
+affect some particular class of the community. A certain yearly sum has to
+be made up--no matter how--and every million which is remitted from one
+source of the revenue must be supplied by another. It is this necessity
+which renders the administration of our finances so difficult. Great
+Britain, when she obtained her place in the foremost rank of nations, had
+to pay a fancy price for that supremacy. Our system of taxation is not the
+growth of a few years, but of a large tract of time, embracing periods of
+enormous expenditure and of intense excitement. It is of the most complex
+and artificial nature; for the reservoir of the state is filled from a
+thousand separate sources, and not one of these can be cut off without
+occasioning a greater drain upon the rest.
+
+In such a state of things, it is quite natural that each particular
+interest should be desirous to shift the burden from itself. This may not
+be right nor proper, but it is natural; and the desire is greatly fostered
+by the frequent changes which have of late been made in the financial
+department, and by the alteration and adjustment of duties. The attack of
+the League upon the agriculturists is a specimen of this, though upon the
+largest scale; and the Whigs were quite ready to have lent it their
+support, without any further consideration. That they were really and
+sincerely converts to the new doctrine, we do not believe--but, if so, it
+is little creditable to their understanding. The repeal of the corn-laws,
+as a solitary and isolated measure, is, we maintain, an act of gross
+injustice and impolicy--as part of a great financial reform, or rather
+remodelment of our whole system, it may bear a different character. The
+Whigs, however, in adopting it, gave no promise of an altered system. The
+creed and articles of the League were ready made, and sufficient for them,
+nor did they think it necessary to enlarge the sphere of their financial
+relief; and so, towards the end of last year, they presented themselves in
+the quality of aspirants for office.
+
+It is to us matter of great and lasting regret, that this move was not met
+by Sir Robert Peel and his cabinet with a front of determined resistance.
+Whatever may be the opinions of the late premier, of Lords Aberdeen and
+Lincoln, or any other members of that cabinet, on the abstract advantages
+of free-trade, we still hold that they were bound, in justice to the great
+body of gentlemen whose suffrages in the House of Commons had carried them
+into power, to have pursued a very different course. It is in vain for
+them to take shelter under their privileges or their duties as ministers
+of the crown. Their official dignity by no means relieved them from the
+pledges, direct or implied, in virtue of which alone they were elevated to
+that position. The understanding of the country at large was broad and
+clear upon the point, that the agricultural interest should not suffer
+from the acts of the late administration; and it was their duty, as well
+as their true interest, to have kept that confidence inviolate.
+
+The financial plans of Sir Robert Peel have not yet been fully expounded.
+Over-caution has always been his characteristic and his misfortune. It is
+beyond dispute, that, in point of tact and business talent, he has no
+superior; but he either does not possess, or will not exhibit, that
+frankness which is necessary to make a leader not only respected but
+beloved; and hence it is that he has again alienated from himself the
+confidence of a large proportion of his followers. Enough, however, has
+transpired to convince us that his scheme is of a much more comprehensive
+nature than any which has been yet submitted. Various acts of his
+administration have shown a strong tendency towards free-trade. The
+establishment of the property and income tax, though apparently laid on to
+retrieve the country from the effects of Whig mismanagement, seemed to us
+at the time very ominous of a coming fiscal change. It organized a
+machinery by means of which direct taxation, however graduated, became the
+simplest method of raising the revenue; and the revision of the tariff was
+doubtless another step in the same direction.
+
+If on these foundations it was intended to rear a perfect system of
+free-trade--by which we understand an abolition of all restrictions and
+protections, of all duties and customs on exports and on imports--and the
+substitution, for revenue purposes, of direct taxation, we think that the
+country may fairly complain of having been kept most lamentably in the
+dark. It is a great--nay, a gigantic plan--one which certainly would
+simplify or remove many of the intricacies of government,--it might
+possibly put an end, as is most desirable, to all clashing interests at
+home, and might open up abroad a new and greater field to the operations
+of British industry. All these are possible, nay, probable results--at the
+same time we are quite justified in saying, that if so wide and important
+a change was really contemplated, it was somewhat hazardous, and surely
+unprecedentedly bold, to keep it all the time concealed from public
+observation, and to give a different gloss and colour to the measures
+devised for its advancement. In reality, a more momentous question than
+this does not exist. The fortunes of every man in this country are more or
+less bound up with it,--it is one of the deepest import to our colonies,
+and calculated to affect the whole range of our commercial relations. We
+say further, that such a measure is not one which ought to be considered
+in detail--that is, brought about by the gradual abolition of different
+imposts without reference to the general end--but that, if entertained, it
+ought to be proclaimed at once, and carried into effect so soon as the
+nation has been enabled to pronounce an opinion upon it.
+
+Our surmises are, of course, conjectural; for hitherto Sir Robert Peel has
+chosen to wear the mask of mystery, and has enunciated nothing clearly,
+beyond a single statement, to the effect that the late bills for the
+regulations of corn and the customs formed only a part of a larger
+measure. It is to this reserve that Sir Robert owes his defeat; and we
+cannot but deeply regret that he should have thought fit to persevere in
+it at so serious a cost as the dismemberment of his party. We have a
+strong and rooted objection to this kind of piecemeal legislation. It is,
+we think, foreign to the genius of this country, which requires the
+existence between the minister and his supporters of a certain degree of
+confidence and reciprocity which in this case has certainly not been
+accorded to the latter. The premier of Britain is not, and cannot be,
+independent of the people. It is their confidence and opinion which does
+practically make or mar him; and in the House of Commons, no measure
+whatever ought to be proposed by a minister without a full and candid
+admission of its real object, an exposition of its tendencies, and, at
+least, an honest opinion of its results.
+
+There were, we think two courses open to Sir Robert Peel and his cabinet,
+either of which might have been adopted, after the issue of the Russell
+manifesto, with perfect consistency. The first of these, and the manlier
+one, was a steady adherence, during the existence of the present
+Parliament, to the established commercial regulations. They had already
+done quite enough to free them from any charge of bigotry--they had
+modified the corn-duties, with the consent even of the agricultural body,
+who were induced to yield to that change on the ground that thereby a
+permanent settlement of the question would be effected, and a baneful
+agitation discontinued. It is quite true that neither of these results
+followed. The settlement was not held to be permanent; and the agitation,
+as is always the case after partial concession, was rather increased than
+diminished. This, however, was a cogent reason why the ministry should not
+have proceeded further. Under their guidance, and at their persuasion, the
+agriculturists had already made a large concession, and that easiness of
+temper on their part ought not to have been seized on as a ground for
+further innovation. Within the walls of Parliament the Conservative party
+possessed a large majority; without, if we except the manifestations of
+the League, there was no popular cry whatever against the operation of the
+sliding-scale. Even with the prospect of a bad winter--an auxiliary
+circumstance not unlooked for by the Whigs--Lord John Russell and his
+colleagues would have had no chance whatever of unseating their political
+rivals, supported as these were by the votes of the country party. Had
+distress absolutely occurred, the means of remedying the more immediate
+pressure of the evil were in the hands of ministers, who, moreover, would
+have been cordially assisted by every one in any scheme calculated to ward
+away famine from the door of the industrious and the poor. In short,
+there was no political necessity for any such precipitate change.
+
+Far better, therefore, would it have been for the late ministry had they
+remained uninfluenced by the interested conversion of the Whigs. By doing
+so they would have saved both character and consistency, without impairing
+in the least degree the strength of her Majesty's government--an excuse
+which the experience of a few mouths has shown to be utterly fallacious.
+How, indeed, could it be otherwise? Was it conceivable that a change of
+policy upon a point on which an immense majority of the supporters were
+distinctly pledged, could _add_ to the permanent strength of the
+ministry?--was no allowance to be made for irritated feelings, for broken
+ties, for inevitable desertion on the part of those who believe themselves
+to be wantonly betrayed? The Duke of Wellington surrendered his own
+private opinion in order that her Majesty's government might be carried
+on! A sentiment which might have been applauded to the echo in ancient
+times but which, it must be confessed by all, is wholly inapplicable to
+the notions of the century in which we live. The result has proved it. Her
+Majesty's government was indeed able by joining with the Whig-Radical
+faction, or rather by adopting their game to carry the corn-bill by the
+most incongruous majority ever counted out in the lobby of St Stephens,
+but at their very next step the day of reckoning arrived. Indeed the
+presages of their coming fall was so apparent, that the Irish coercion
+bill--the measure which more than any other if we may believe the tissue
+of bloody and disgusting facts upon which its introduction was founded
+demanded attention and despatch--was put off from day to day, lest a
+hostile division upon it should oust the ministry before the corn-bill
+could be carried through the House of Lords and receive the royal assent.
+Had Sir Robert Peel and his supporters been wedded from their infancy
+upwards to free-trade opinions--had these been the golden dreams of their
+political life-principles which they had adhered to, and sworn by, through
+many a long year of adversity and opposition--they could not have
+manifested a more unseemly haste in seizing upon the favourable moment,
+and paralysing all the efforts of the agricultural party, at a time when
+their own official existence was fast drawing to its close. Public
+opinion, as we are now told from a very high source, ought always to guide
+a minister in the formation of his measures, irrespective of the
+considerations of party. The axiom is indeed a true one, but true only
+when followed out according to the letter of the constitution. Public
+opinion is to be gathered neither from the voice, however loudly
+expressed, of a clamant faction like the League--nor from the sentiments
+enunciated by a changeable press, which shifts oftener, according to the
+flow of its own proper interests, than the quicksands of the deceitful
+Solway--nor even from the votes of renegades, who promised one thing upon
+the hustings and promoted the reverse in Parliament--but from the
+sentiments of the electors of the country, from _their_ votes and _their_
+understanding, which have not been appealed to since 1841, when
+deliberately and unmistakeably they pronounced in favour of protection.
+
+This brings us to the alternative course, which, without any peril of
+honesty or of honour, was open to the late ministry. We mean, a clear and
+unreserved declaration of their future policy, and an appeal to the
+country for its support. If Sir Robert Peel was convinced in his own mind
+that the principles of protection which he had hitherto advocated were in
+themselves objectionable--that the time had arrived for a great experiment
+whereby the whole taxation of the realm should be remodelled, and the many
+smaller sources of revenue abolished, in order to make way for a broader
+and a simpler system--if, furthermore, he believed that the continuance
+even of such agitation as prevailed upon the subject of the corn-laws, was
+likely to become more serious and more hurtful to the general interest by
+the factious declaration of the Whigs--then, he had it in his power at
+once to test the opinion of the country, by offering to the crown the
+alternative of his resignation or a dissolution of Parliament; and upon
+obtaining the latter, to have put forth, in unambiguous language, a
+statement of the policy which he intended thereafter to pursue, so that
+the constituencies of the empire might fairly have chosen between
+adherence to the ancient, or adoption of the novel plan. We can admit of
+no excuse such as the stoppage of private business, or any other similar
+impediment. These are reasons which, if just, might apply to every
+dissolution of Parliament short of the statutory term; nor can they in the
+present instance be brought forward, since the late government were by
+their own confession seriously perplexed by the amount of railway and
+other bills which this session have been crowded before Parliament, and
+had sought, without discovering, some method which might check at an early
+stage the flood of untoward speculation. In such a crisis as this, private
+interests ought to have been as nothing in comparison with the public
+good. If the choice lay between free-trade in its widest sense, and
+protection, it was but common justice that the country should have had the
+opportunity of making its selection. In no other way can public opinion be
+gathered. At last general election the country declared for
+protection--ministers since then have manoeuvred that protection away.
+We were told that certain compensations were to be given; but, alas! the
+ministry is no more, and compensation has perished with it. The old
+balance has been disturbed, and the task of adjusting a new one--if that
+indeed be contemplated--is now left to weak and incompetent hands.
+
+Most heartily, therefore, do we regret that these great changes, which
+have free-trade for their ultimate object, were commenced in the present
+Parliament. Sir Robert Peel cannot but have foreseen--indeed he
+acknowledged it--that the corn-bill could not be carried without a
+complete disorganization of the Conservative party. In his eyes this may
+seem a small matter, but we view it very differently. It has shaken, and
+that to a great degree, the confidence which the people of the country
+were proud to place in the declarations and sincerity of the government.
+It has generated a belief, now very common, that the plain course of open
+and manly dealing has been abandoned for a system of finesse; and that for
+the last few months--it may be longer--the leaders of the two great
+political parties have been playing a match at chess, with less regard to
+the safety of the instruments they were using, than to the exhibition of
+their own adroitness. Perhaps no minister of this country ever owed more
+to party than Sir Robert Peel; and yet, without the excuse of strong
+necessity, he has not only abandoned that party, but placed it in a false
+position. The majority of the Conservatives were sent to Parliament under
+clear and distinct pledges, which honour forbade them to violate. This of
+the corn-laws was so far from being a discretionary question, that the
+continuance or discontinuance of agricultural protection was the great
+theme of the hustings at last general election, and their opinions upon
+that point became the touchstone on which the merits of the respective
+candidates were tried. It is worse than vain to talk of Parliamentary
+freedom, and the right of honourable members to act irrespective of the
+opinion of their constituents. They are neither more nor less than the
+embodied representatives of that opinion; and no man of uprightness or
+honour--we say it deliberately--ought to retain his seat in the House of
+Commons after the confidence of his supporters is withdrawn. It is neither
+fair nor honourable to taunt members with having been too free and liberal
+with their pledges before they knew the policy of their leaders. All men
+do not possess that happy ambiguity of phrase which can bear a double
+construction, and convey one meaning to the ear of the listener, whilst
+another served for the purposes of future explanation. It is not pleasant
+to believe that we are moving in an atmosphere of perpetual deceit. It is
+not wholesome to be forced to construe sentences against their obvious and
+open meaning, or to suspect every public speaker of wrapping up equivoques
+in his statement. At the last general election there was no
+misunderstanding. The Conservative candidates believed that their leaders
+were resolved to uphold protection; the people believed so likewise, and
+in consequence they gave them a majority. Situated as the protectionists
+were, they had no alternative but to act in accordance with their first
+professions, and to maintain their trust inviolate.
+
+We have no pleasure in referring to that tedious and protracted debate.
+Yet this much we are bound to say, that the country party, under
+circumstances of unparalleled discouragement, abandoned, nay, opposed by
+their former chiefs, and deprived of the benefit which they undoubtedly
+would have received from the great talents and untiring energy of Lord
+Stanley--a champion too soon removed from the Lower House--did
+nevertheless acquit themselves manfully and well, and have earned the
+respect of all who, whatever may be their opinions, place a proper value
+upon consistency. It was perhaps inevitable that in such a contest there
+should have been a display of some asperity. We cannot blame those who,
+believing themselves to have been betrayed, gave vent to their indignation
+in language less measured than becomes the dignity of the British senate:
+nor, had these displays been confined to the single question then at
+issue, should we have alluded even remotely to the subject. But whilst our
+sympathies are decidedly with the vanquished party--whilst we deplore as
+strongly as they can the departure of the ministers from their earlier
+policy at such a time and in such a manner--we cannot join with the more
+violent of the protectionists in their virulent denunciations of Sir
+Robert Peel, and we demur as to the policy of their vote upon the Irish
+coercion bill, which vote was the immediate instrument of recalling the
+Whigs to power.
+
+Sir Robert Peel has told us that he is contented to be judged by
+posterity. He is so far wise in his appeal. The opinions of contemporaries
+are comparatively worthless on a matter like this, and very few of us are
+really able to form an unprejudiced opinion. But, unless we are greatly
+mistaken, he does not contemplate the possibility of appearing before that
+tribunal in his present posture and condition. There is much yet to come
+upon which he must depend, not only for a posthumous verdict, but for that
+which we hope he may yet receive, an honourable acquittal from those who
+are at present alienated from his side. As the foe to agricultural
+protection, he can look but for sorry praise--as the financial reformer of
+the whole national system, he may, though at heavy risk, become a public
+benefactor. Every thing depends upon the future. He has chosen to play a
+very close and cautious game. His is a style of legislation not palatable
+to the nation; for he has taken upon himself too boldly the functions and
+responsibilities of a dictator--he has aspired to govern the freest
+country of the world without the aid of party--and he has demanded a
+larger and more implicit confidence, even whilst withholding explanation,
+than any minister has ever yet exacted from the representatives of the
+people. The risk, however, is his. But clearly, in our opinion, it was not
+the policy of the protectionists, after the corn-bill was carried and past
+control, to take a nominal revenge upon their former leader, and eject him
+from office by a vote inconsistent with their previous professions. By
+doing so, they have relieved him of the necessity which must soon have
+become imperative, of announcing the full nature of his scheme of
+financial reform; they have contributed to an interregnum, possibly of
+some endurance, from which we do not augur much advantage to the public
+welfare; and, finally, they have in some degree relinquished the credit
+and the strength of their position. From the moment the corn-bill was
+carried, they should have resolved themselves into a corps of observation.
+Their numbers were formidable enough to have controlled either party; and
+in all future measures, whenever explanation was required, they were in a
+condition to have enforced it.
+
+The step, however, has been taken, and it is of course irremediable. All
+that remains for them and for us is to watch the progress of events during
+the remainder of the present Parliament--a period which, so far as we can
+judge from recent disclosures, is likely to pass over without any very
+marked attempts at innovation. The Whigs are at present too happy in the
+resumption of office, to be actually dangerous. They are, or they profess
+to be, in high good-humour. They have thrown aside for a time the besom of
+Radical reform, and are now extending in place of it the olive-branch of
+peace to each different section of their antagonists. We look, however, a
+little below the surface, and we think that we can discover two very
+cogent reasons for this state of singular placidity. In the first place,
+the Whigs are in a minority in the House of Commons. Their political walk
+cannot extend a yard beyond the limits of Sir Robert's sufferance; and as
+the boundary line, like the Oregon, has not been clearly laid down, they
+will be most cautious to avoid transgression. In the second place, they
+are, as is well known, most miserably divided in opinion among themselves.
+There is no kind of coherency in the councils of the present cabinet. They
+cannot approach any single great question without the imminent risk of
+internal discord; and it is only so long as they can remain quiescent that
+any show of cordiality can be maintained among them. Accordingly, when we
+look to Lord John Russell's manifestoes, we are quite delighted with their
+imbecility. As a matter of course, he has put forward, in the first rank
+of his declarations, the usual vague rhetoric about the social improvement
+of the people, which is to be effected by the same means which the Whigs
+have always used towards that desirable end--viz. by doing nothing. Then
+there is the subject of education, which we must own opens up a vast field
+for the exertions of government, if they will only seriously undertake it.
+This, however, cannot be done without the establishment of a new
+department in the state, which ought to have been created long ago--we
+mean a board, with a Minister of public instruction at its head; but we
+hardly expect that Lord John Russell will vigorously proceed to its
+formation. Then come what are called sanatory measures, by which we
+understand an improved system of sewerage, and a larger supply of water to
+the inhabitants of the towns. On this point, we understand, the whole of
+the cabinet are united, and we certainly rejoice to hear it. It is
+certainly the first time in our experience, that a ministry has founded
+its claims to public support on the ground of a promised superintendence
+of drains and water-carts. Upon this topic, one of the members for
+Edinburgh was extremely eloquent the other day upon the hustings. We hope
+sincerely that he is in earnest, and that, for the credit of Whig
+legislation, since we cannot obtain it from the municipality, our citizens
+may occasionally be indulged with the sight of a sprinkled street in
+summer, and that some means will be adopted for irrigating the closes,
+which at present do stand most sorely in need of the sanatory services of
+the scavenger. This point, then, of sewerage we freely concede to the
+Whigs. Let them grapple with it manfully, annihilate all the
+water-companies in the realm, and give us an unlimited supply of the pure
+fresh element without restriction or assessment. They cannot be employed
+more harmlessly--nay, more usefully, than in such a task. Let them also
+look to the points of adequate endowment for hospitals, and the
+institution of public baths and washing-houses, and for once in their
+lives they shall promote measures of real importance and benefit to the
+poor.
+
+But, unfortunately, sewerage and its concomitants form but a small part of
+the considerations connected with the government of this country. A
+ministry may ask some popularity, but it can hardly found a claim for
+permanency on the fact of its attention to drains. In the first place,
+Lord John Russell and his colleagues have serious difficulties before them
+in the state of the public revenue. The late fiscal changes cannot but
+have the effect of causing a most serious defalcation, which must be
+immediately and summarily supplied. It will not do to attribute this
+defalcation to the acts of the late government, since the Whigs were not
+only the cordial supporters of these measures, but were ready to have
+taken the initiative. They are as much answerable as Sir Robert Peel, if,
+at the end of the present year, the accounts of Exchequer shall exhibit a
+large deficiency, which cannot, consistently with their own policy, be
+remedied by any new indirect taxation. The moment that free-trade is
+adopted as a broad principle, there can be no going back upon former
+steps. There is no resource left except a direct appeal to the purse,
+which may, indeed, be made by an additional income-tax, if the country are
+of a temper to submit to it. But we apprehend that a good deal of
+negotiation will be necessary before any such measure can be carried. The
+agriculturists are not in a mood to submit to any further burdens. The
+eyes of the productive classes are by this time a little opened to the
+effects of foreign importation, and their trade has been already much
+crippled by the influx of manufactured articles from abroad. Above all, a
+strong conviction is felt, both in England and in Scotland, of the gross
+injustice of the system which throws the whole burden of the direct
+taxation upon the inhabitants of these two countries, whilst Ireland is
+entirely free. It is a system which admits of no excuse, and which cannot
+continue long. The immunities which Ireland already enjoyed were any thing
+but reasons for exempting her from the operation of income-tax. It is not
+a question of relative poverty, for the scale is so adjusted that no man
+is taxed except according to his possession; and it does seem utterly
+inexplicable, and highly unjust to the Scotsman who pays his regular
+assessments, and a per centage besides upon his income of L150, that the
+Irishman, in similar circumstances, should be exempt from either charge.
+It was this feeling, we believe, more than any other, which rendered the
+increased grant to Maynooth college obnoxious to the greater part of the
+British nation; and which, setting aside all other considerations, would
+at once seal the fate of any ministry that might be rash enough to propose
+the endowment of the Romish clergy out of the consolidated fund. An
+increased direct taxation, therefore, would, under present circumstances,
+be a most dangerous experiment for the Whigs; and yet, if they do not
+attempt it, how are they to make good the almost certain deficiency of the
+revenue?
+
+Probably that point may be postponed for future consideration. Sufficient
+for the day is the evil thereof, and the sugar-duties are more immediately
+pressing. Whether the West Indian proprietors are to receive the
+_coup-de-grace_ during the present year, or whether they are to be allowed
+a further respite, seems at the present a matter of absolute uncertainty.
+It is, however, merely a question of time. Free-trade cares not for the
+colonies; and, indeed, whilst the work of protective abolition is going on
+so rapidly both at home and abroad, no isolated interest has reason to
+expect that it will be exempted from the common rule. Ireland, it seems,
+is to have an extension of the franchise; and with respect to her social
+grievances, Lord John Russell is hopeful that his ministry will be enabled
+"to afford, not a complete and immediate remedy, _but some remedy--some
+kind of improvement; so that some kind of hope may be entertained that_,
+SOME TEN OR TWELVE YEARS HENCE, the country will, by the measures we
+undertake, be in a far better state with respect to the frightful
+destitution and misery which now prevail in that country." Here is a
+precious enunciation of principles and grammar!--A complete remedy for the
+Irish social grievances is avowedly out of the power of the most intrepid
+of Whig politicians--a confession of which we presume Mr O'Connell will
+not be slow to avail himself. But then he expects--or, to use his own
+phraseology thinks--"it is _most likely_ to be in our power to afford"
+_some_ remedy, _some_ kind of improvement, the nature of which is still in
+embryo, but which shall be so matured that _some_ kind of hope may be
+entertained, that in _some_ ten or twelve years hence the country may be
+in a far better state with regard to the destitution which now prevails in
+the country! Was there ever, we ask, in the whole history of oracles, any
+thing more utterly devoid of meaning, more thoroughly and helplessly
+vague, than the above declaration? Why, the whole hopes of the noble scion
+of the house of Russell are filtered away to nothing before he has
+achieved the limits of his sentence. There are four or five different
+stages of trust through which we decline to follow him, being perfectly
+convinced that the hope of his being likely to introduce any such
+measure, is quite as improbable as the implied hope conveyed a little
+further on, to the effect that he and his party may be allowed to remain
+for some ten or twelve years in office, until these exceedingly musty
+ideas all have resolved themselves into a tangible form.
+
+In the mean time it is some gratification to know that the Churches are to
+be spared for the present. Not that Lord John Russell has any abstract
+love for these institutions--for he has no objection to Romish endowment
+out of the funds of the Irish Protestant Church--but then he is quite
+aware that any such move on his part would lead to his instant and
+ignominious expulsion from power. Earl Grey is of a different opinion; but
+the construction of the present cabinet is such, that it admits of every
+possible diversity of opinion, and was, in fact, so planned by the new
+premier, that the lion and the lamb might lie down together, and Radical
+Ward be installed in peace by the side of Conservative Lord Lincoln and of
+Sidney Herbert, about a year ago the pride of the protectionists!
+
+There is something painfully ludicrous in Lord John's exposition of the
+theories of cabinet construction. It was, as he experienced last winter,
+quite impossible to bring the chiefs of his party to any thing like a
+common understanding. The revelations of Mr Macaulay to his correspondent
+in Edinburgh, gave any thing but a flattering picture of the unity which
+then pervaded the councils of Chesham Place. It is gratifying to know,
+that individuals who at that time expressed so exalted an opinion of the
+intellects and temper of each other, should have met and consented to act
+together in a spirit of mutual forgiveness. And we are now asked to
+receive from the lips of Lord John this profound political axiom, that it
+is not at all necessary that members of the same cabinet should agree in
+their individual opinions. We have all heard of cabinets breaking up
+through their own internal dissensions. Such a disruption, in the eyes of
+Lord John, was an act of egregious folly. What was to have prevented each
+man from voting according to his own opinions? On urgent questions, he
+admits, they should maintain some show of unanimity; but, with all respect
+for such an authority, we think he is unnecessarily scrupulous. Why
+quarrel or dissolve upon any single point? Let every man vote according to
+his own mind--let every question be considered an open one--and we shall
+answer for the stability of the ministry. In fact, Lord John Russell has
+at last discovered the political _elixir vitae_. No disunion can break up
+his administration, because disunion is the very principle upon which it
+has been formed. He has sought support from all classes of men. He is so
+far from disapproving of Conservative doctrines, that he absolutely has
+solicited three members of the late government to hold office under him.
+He asks no recantation of their former opinions, and binds them down to no
+pledges for the future. Their associates, it is true, are to be men of
+liberal opinions, some of them verging upon Chartism, and others avowed
+ecclesiastical destructionists; but that need not deter them from
+accepting and retaining office. We once knew a worthy Highland chief--a
+more hospitable being never breathed--who towards the conclusion of his
+third bottle, invariably lapsed into an affectionate polemical mood, and
+with tears in his eyes used to put this question to his friends--"Why
+can't a man be a Christian and a good fellow at the same time?" This is
+just the theory of Lord John Russell. He can see no objection to diversity
+of opinions, so long as the whole body of the cabinet are agreed upon one
+essential point--that of holding fast by office; and surrendering it upon
+no account whatever.
+
+Accordingly, when we look narrowly into his manifesto, we find that he has
+chalked out for himself a course which makes this singular coalition by no
+means absolutely impossible. He will do nothing, if he can help it, which
+may give offence to any body. The cabinet are to have an easy task of it.
+They have nothing to do but to sit still with uplifted oars, and allow the
+vessel of the state to drift quietly along with the stream. We fear,
+however, that the Whig Palinurus has not taken into account the existence
+of such things as shoals and sand-banks. Let him provide what crew he
+pleases, the keel, unless we are sadly mistaken, will erelong be grating
+upon some submerged impediment; and then he will have a fair opportunity
+of testing the discipline of his motley band. Neither sewerage nor
+education can well be expected to last for ever. Enormous interests are at
+present placed in his charge; and these, handled and deranged as they have
+been of late, will not admit of idling or inattention. There can be no
+dawdling with these as with the Irish social measures. They will not stand
+the postponement of some ten or twelve years; nor will Lombard Street
+permit a second derangement of the financial affairs of the nation. In the
+manufacturing districts, the workmen are demanding the relief of a
+controlling factory bill, and on that point the cabinet is divided. The
+railway system requires particular attention, less for the sake of
+remedying past ministerial neglect, than of regulating future proceedings.
+The affairs of the colonies may erelong require the superintendence of a
+calm, temperate, and experienced head; and, finally, there is the question
+of revenue and the inchoate system of free-trade. There is quite enough
+work ready to the hand of the present ministry, if they only choose to
+undertake it. The country party, we believe, will form an effective and a
+watchful opposition, and will prove the best safeguard against any rash or
+uncalled-for experiments. Situated as they now are, they have no other
+functions to perform; and we would earnestly entreat of them, during the
+period which must elapse between the present time and the next general
+election, to bury, in so far as may be, all animosity for the past; and to
+reflect seriously in what manner the changes, which are now inevitable,
+may be best carried out for the benefit of the nation at large. The
+artificial fabric which has been reared during many years of conquest and
+successful industry, has now been deprived of its equipoise, and is fast
+becoming a ruin We thought, and we still think, that it may be difficult
+to find a better; but the work of demolition has already commenced, and we
+must do what we can to assist in the construction of another. At all
+events, we are entitled to insist upon working rigidly by plan. Let us
+know what we are about to do, before we bind our hands to any partial and
+one-sided measure; and, above all things, let us take care that the poorer
+classes of our fellow-subjects shall not suffer privation or want of
+employment during the adjusting and development of the new commercial
+theories. A little time will show their actual value. Long before the
+invention of the Irish social remedies, we shall be enabled to judge how
+far the free-trade policy of England is likely to be reciprocated
+abroad--we shall learn too, by the sure index of the balance-sheet,
+whether these changes are operating towards our loss or our gain; and we
+shall also have some opportunity of testing the efficiency of the present
+administration. Let us, at all events, be prepared for future action; and
+since we cannot altogether dismiss from our minds the political history of
+the last few months, let us make it a useful lesson. It may be instructive
+for future statesmen to learn how the most powerful party in this age and
+country has been broken up and severed, not by any act of their own, but
+by the change of policy of their leader. It may also teach then the value
+of candour and of open dealing--virtues of such universal application,
+that we cannot yield to doctrines which would exclude then even from the
+councils of a cabinet.
+
+
+_Edinburgh: Printed by Ballantyne and Hughes, Paul's Work._
+
+
+
+
+Footnotes:
+
+[1] _Notes and Recollections of a Professional Life._ By the late WM.
+FERGUSSON, M.D., Inspector-General of Military Hospitals. Longmans: 1846.
+
+_The Military Miscellany._ By HENRY MARSHALL, F.R.S.E., Deputy
+Inspector-General of Army Hospitals. Murray: 1846.
+
+[2] Sir Charles Napier.
+
+[3] "The author, soon after his last return from the West Indies, at the
+close of the year 1817, was induced, from the then troubled state of the
+country, to join the ranks of a volunteer corps in Scotland, which was
+drilled and instructed by experienced men in all manner of ways, with the
+exception of the one thing needful--the firing ball--for during the whole
+time he remained with them, nearly two years, that was never thought of;
+and this was the case generally with the whole volunteer force of Great
+Britain, as well as the militia, at least in the early part of the war.
+Future wars must and will recur, and volunteer corps will again be formed;
+but if they be unused to the full-charged musket, however much their first
+appearance may impose, they will be found, when brought into action, of as
+much use as so many Chinese. Let them not suppose that until they have
+attained this skill, which it is in the power of every man to do, they are
+qualified to fight the battles of their country. * * * * In their present
+state, supposing two such bodies to get into collision, it would indeed be
+matter of wonder to think how they could contrive to kill one another
+without the aid of the cannon and other adjuncts. If they carried
+broomsticks on their shoulders, instead of muskets, they would no doubt
+make a sturdy fight of it; but with fire-arms which they had never been
+taught to use, the battle would resemble those of the Italian republics in
+the middle ages, when mailed knights fought the livelong day without
+mortal casualty."--DR FERGUSSON, p. 42.
+
+Is ball practice sufficiently attended to in our army generally? We are
+inclined to doubt it. "We are economical people," says Dr Ferguson in
+another place, "famed for straining at gnats and swallowing camels, and
+the expense of ball cartridge is ever brought up in bar of the soldier
+being in the constant habit of firing it." We should also like to see some
+of our muskets replaced by rifles, an arm in which we have ever been
+deficient.
+
+[4] Macaulay's _Miscellaneous Essays_. Article _Dryden_.
+
+[5] Ranke's _History of the Popes_ is a most valuable addition to
+historical knowledge; but no one will assign it a place beside Livy or
+Gibbon.
+
+[6] Macaulay's _Essays_. Article _Dryden_.
+
+[7]
+
+ "Those rules of old discover'd, not devised,
+ As Nature still, but Nature methodised:
+ Nature, like Liberty, is but restrain'd
+ By the same laws which first herself ordain'd.
+ Hear how learn'd Greece her useful rules indites,
+ When to repress, and when indulge our flights:
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Just precepts thus from great examples given,
+ She drew from them what they derived from heaven."
+ _Essay on Criticism._
+
+[8] _Peru._ _Reiseskizzen aus den Jahren_, 1838-1842. Von J. J. VON
+TSCHUDI. Volume the second.
+
+[9] "Por un clavo se pierde una herradura, por una herradura un cavallo,
+por un cavallo un caballero."
+
+[10] Stevenson, in his work on South America, refers to the extraordinary
+longevity of the Peruvian Indians. In the church register at Barranca, he
+found recorded the deaths of eleven persons in the course of seven years,
+whose joint ages made up 1207 years, giving an average of 110 years per
+man. Dr Tschudi mentions an Indian in Jauja, still living in 1839, and who
+was born, if the register and the priest's word might be believed, in the
+year 1697. Since the age of eleven years he had made a moderate daily use
+of coca. However old, few Indians lose their teeth or hair.
+
+[11] _Godo_, _goth_, the nickname given by Peruvian Indians to the
+Spaniards.
+
+[12] _The Gastronomic Regenerator; a Simplified and entirely New System of
+Cookery, &c._ By MONSIEUR A. SOYER, of the Reform Club. London; 1846.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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