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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of A Philosophical Dictionary, Volume 7 (of 10), by
+François-Marie Arouet (AKA Voltaire)
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+Title: A Philosophical Dictionary, Volume 7 (of 10)
+ From "The Works of Voltaire - A Contemporary Version"
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+Author: François-Marie Arouet (AKA Voltaire)
+
+Commentator: John Morley
+ Tobias Smollett
+ H.G. Leigh
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+Translator: William F. Fleming
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+Release Date: March 28, 2011 [EBook #35627]
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+A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY
+
+VOLUME VII
+
+By
+
+VOLTAIRE
+
+
+
+
+EDITION DE LA PACIFICATION
+
+THE WORKS OF VOLTAIRE
+
+A CONTEMPORARY VERSION
+
+
+ With Notes by Tobias Smollett, Revised and Modernized
+ New Translations by William F. Fleming, and an
+ Introduction by Oliver H.G. Leigh
+
+A CRITIQUE AND BIOGRAPHY
+
+BY
+
+THE RT. HON. JOHN MORLEY
+
+FORTY-THREE VOLUMES
+
+ One hundred and sixty-eight designs, comprising reproductions
+ of rare old engravings, steel plates, photogravures,
+ and curious fac-similes
+
+VOLUME XI
+
+
+E.R. DuMONT
+
+PARIS--LONDON--NEW YORK--CHICAGO
+
+1901
+
+
+
+
+_The WORKS of VOLTAIRE_
+
+ _ "Between two servants of Humanity, who appeared eighteen hundred
+ years apart, there is a mysterious relation. * * * * Let us say it
+ with a sentiment of profound respect: JESUS WEPT: VOLTAIRE SMILED.
+ Of that divine tear and of that human smile is composed the
+ sweetness of the present civilization."_
+
+ _VICTOR HUGO_.
+
+
+
+LIST OF PLATES--Vol. VII
+
+ OLD ROUEN--frontispiece
+ MONTESQUIEU
+ THE DREAM OF HUMAN LIFE
+ ANCIENT ROME
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Old Rouen.]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+VOLTAIRE
+
+A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY.
+
+IN TEN VOLUMES
+
+VOL. VII
+
+JOSEPH-MISSION
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+JOSEPH.
+
+
+The history of Joseph, considering it merely as an object of curiosity
+and literature, is one of the most precious monuments of antiquity which
+has reached us. It appears to be the model of all the Oriental writers;
+it is more affecting than the "Odyssey"; for a hero who pardons is more
+touching than one who avenges.
+
+We regard the Arabs as the first authors of these ingenious fictions,
+which have passed into all languages; but I see among them no adventures
+comparable to those of Joseph. Almost all in it is wonderful, and the
+termination exacts tears of tenderness. He was a young man of sixteen
+years of age, of whom his brothers were jealous; he is sold by them to a
+caravan of Ishmaelite merchants, conducted into Egypt, and bought by a
+eunuch of the king. This eunuch had a wife, which is not at all
+extraordinary; the kislar aga, a perfect eunuch, has a seraglio at this
+day at Constantinople; they left him some of his senses, and nature in
+consequence is not altogether extinguished. No matter; the wife of
+Potiphar falls in love with the young Joseph, who, faithful to his
+master and benefactor, rejects the advances of this woman. She is
+irritated at it, and accuses Joseph of attempting to seduce her. Such is
+the history of Hippolytus and Phædra, of Bellerophon and Zenobia, of
+Hebrus and Damasippa, of Myrtilus and Hippodamia, etc.
+
+It is difficult to know which is the original of all these histories;
+but among the ancient Arabian authors there is a tract relating to the
+adventure of Joseph and Potiphar's wife, which is very ingenious. The
+author supposes that Potiphar, uncertain between the assertions of his
+wife and Joseph, regarded not Joseph's tunic, which his wife had torn as
+a proof of the young man's outrage. There was a child in a cradle in his
+wife's chamber; and Joseph said that she seized and tore his tunic in
+the presence of this infant. Potiphar consulted the child, whose mind
+was very advanced for its age. The child said to Potiphar: "See if the
+tunic is torn behind or before; if before, it is a proof that Joseph
+would embrace your wife by force, and that she defended herself; if
+behind, it is a proof that your wife detained Joseph." Potiphar, thanks
+to the genius of the child, recognized the innocence of his slave. It is
+thus that this adventure is related in the Koran, after the Arabian
+author. It informs us not to whom the infant belonged, who judged with
+so much wit. If it was not a son of Potiphar, Joseph was not the first
+whom this woman had seduced.
+
+However that may be, according to Genesis, Joseph is put in prison,
+where he finds himself in company with the butler and baker of the king
+of Egypt. These two prisoners of state both dreamed one night. Joseph
+explains their dreams; he predicted that in three days the butler would
+be received again into favor, and that the baker would be hanged; which
+failed not to happen.
+
+Two years afterwards the king of Egypt also dreams, and his butler tells
+him that there is a young Jew in prison who is the first man in the
+world for the interpretation of dreams. The king causes the young man to
+be brought to him, who foretells seven years of abundance and seven of
+sterility.
+
+Let us here interrupt the thread of the history to remark, of what
+prodigious antiquity is the interpretation of dreams. Jacob saw in a
+dream the mysterious ladder at the top of which was God Himself. In a
+dream he learned a method of multiplying his flocks, a method which
+never succeeded with any but himself. Joseph himself had learned by a
+dream that he should one day govern his brethren. Abimelech, a long time
+before, had been warned in a dream, that Sarah was the wife of Abraham.
+
+To return to Joseph: after explaining the dream of Pharaoh, he was made
+first minister on the spot. We doubt if at present a king could be
+found, even in Asia, who would bestow such an office in return for an
+interpreted dream. Pharaoh espoused Joseph to a daughter of Potiphar. It
+is said that this Potiphar was high-priest of Heliopolis; he was not
+therefore the eunuch, his first master; or if it was the latter, he had
+another title besides that of high-priest; and his wife had been a
+mother more than once.
+
+However, the famine happened, as Joseph had foretold; and Joseph, to
+merit the good graces of his king, forced all the people to sell their
+land to Pharaoh, and all the nation became slaves to procure corn. This
+is apparently the origin of despotic power. It must be confessed, that
+never king made a better bargain; but the people also should no less
+bless the prime minister.
+
+Finally, the father and brothers of Joseph had also need of corn, for
+"the famine was sore in all lands." It is scarcely necessary to relate
+here how Joseph received his brethren; how he pardoned and enriched
+them. In this history is found all that constitutes an interesting epic
+poem--exposition, plot, recognition, adventures, and the marvellous;
+nothing is more strongly marked with the stamp of Oriental genius.
+
+What the good man Jacob, the father of Joseph, answered to Pharaoh,
+ought to strike all those who know how to read. "How old art thou?" said
+the king to him. "The days of the years of my pilgrimage," said the old
+man, "are an hundred and thirty years; few and evil have the days of the
+years of my life been."
+
+
+
+
+JUDÆA.
+
+
+I never was in Judæa, thank God! and I never will go there. I have met
+with men of all nations who have returned from it, and they have all of
+them told me that the situation of Jerusalem is horrible; that all the
+land round it is stony; that the mountains are bare; that the famous
+river Jordan is not more than forty feet wide; that the only good spot
+in the country is Jericho; in short, they all spoke of it as St. Jerome
+did, who resided a long time in Bethlehem, and describes the country as
+the refuse and rubbish of nature. He says that in summer the inhabitants
+cannot get even water to drink. This country, however, must have
+appeared to the Jews luxuriant and delightful, in comparison with the
+deserts in which they originated. Were the wretched inhabitants of the
+Landes to quit them for some of the mountains of Lampourdan, how would
+they exult and delight in the change; and how would they hope eventually
+to penetrate into the fine and fruitful districts of Languedoc, which
+would be to them the land of promise!
+
+Such is precisely the history of the Jews. Jericho and Jerusalem are
+Toulouse and Montpellier, and the desert of Sinai is the country between
+Bordeaux and Bayonne.
+
+But if the God who conducted the Israelites wished to bestow upon them a
+pleasant and fruitful land; if these wretched people had in fact dwelt
+in Egypt, why did he not permit them to remain in Egypt? To this we are
+answered only in the usual language of theology.
+
+Judæa, it is said, was the promised land. God said to Abraham: "I will
+give thee all the country between the river of Egypt and the Euphrates."
+
+Alas! my friends, you never have had possession of those fertile banks
+of the Euphrates and the Nile. You have only been duped and made fools
+of. You have almost always been slaves. To promise and to perform, my
+poor unfortunate fellows, are different things. There was an old rabbi
+once among you, who, when reading your shrewd and sagacious prophecies,
+announcing for you a land of milk and honey, remarked that you had been
+promised more butter than bread. Be assured that were the great Turk
+this very day to offer me the lordship (seigneurie) of Jerusalem, I
+would positively decline it.
+
+Frederick III., when he saw this detestable country, said, loudly enough
+to be distinctly heard, that Moses must have been very ill-advised to
+conduct his tribe of lepers to such a place as that. "Why," says
+Frederick, did he not go to Naples? Adieu, my dear Jews; I am extremely
+sorry that the promised land is the lost land.
+
+ By the Baron de Broukans.
+
+
+
+
+JULIAN.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+Justice is often done at last. Two or three authors, either venal or
+fanatical, eulogize the cruel and effeminate Constantine as if he had
+been a god, and treat as an absolute miscreant the just, the wise, and
+the great Julian. All other authors, copying from these, repeat both the
+flattery and the calumny. They become almost an article of faith. At
+length the age of sound criticism arrives; and at the end of fourteen
+hundred years, enlightened men revise the cause which had been decided
+by ignorance. In Constantine we see a man of successful ambition,
+internally scoffing at things divine as well as human. He has the
+insolence to pretend that God sent him a standard in the air to assure
+him of victory. He imbrues himself in the blood of all his relations,
+and is lulled to sleep in all the effeminacy of luxury; but he is a
+Christian--he is canonized.
+
+Julian is sober, chaste, disinterested, brave, and clement; but he is
+not a Christian--he has long been considered a monster.
+
+At the present day--after having compared facts, memorials and records,
+the writings of Julian and those of his enemies--we are compelled to
+acknowledge that, if he was not partial to Christianity, he was somewhat
+excusable in hating a sect stained with the blood of all his family; and
+that although he had been persecuted, imprisoned, exiled, and threatened
+with death by the Galileans, under the reign of the cruel and sanguinary
+Constantius, he never persecuted them, but on the contrary even pardoned
+ten Christian soldiers who had conspired against his life. His letters
+are read and admired: "The Galileans," says he, "under my predecessor,
+suffered exile and imprisonment; and those who, according to the change
+of circumstances, were called heretics, were reciprocally massacred in
+their turn. I have called home their exiles, I have liberated their
+prisoners, I have restored their property to those who were proscribed,
+and have compelled them to live in peace; but such is the restless rage
+of these Galileans that they deplore their inability any longer to
+devour one another." What a letter! What a sentence, dictated by
+philosophy, against persecuting fanaticism. Ten Christians conspiring
+against his life, he detects and he pardons them. How extraordinary a
+man! What dastardly fanatics must those be who attempt to throw disgrace
+on his memory!
+
+In short, on investigating facts with impartiality, we are obliged to
+admit that Julian possessed all the qualities of Trajan, with the
+exception of that depraved taste too long pardoned to the Greeks and
+Romans; all the virtues of Cato, without either his obstinacy or
+ill-humor; everything that deserves admiration in Julius Cæsar, and none
+of his vices. He possessed the continence of Scipio. Finally, he was in
+all respects equal to Marcus Aurelius, who was reputed the first of men.
+
+There are none who will now venture to repeat, after that slanderer
+Theodoret, that, in order to propitiate the gods, he sacrificed a woman
+in the temple of Carres; none who will repeat any longer the story of
+the death scene in which he is represented as throwing drops of blood
+from his hand towards heaven, calling out to Jesus Christ: "Galilean,
+thou hast conquered"; as if he had fought against Jesus in making war
+upon the Persians; as if this philosopher, who died with such perfect
+resignation, had with alarm and despair recognized Jesus; as if he had
+believed that Jesus was in the air, and that the air was heaven! These
+ridiculous absurdities of men, denominated fathers of the Church, are
+happily no longer current and respected.
+
+Still, however, the effect of ridicule was, it seems, to be tried
+against him, as it was by the light and giddy citizens of Antioch. He is
+reproached for his ill-combed beard and the manner of his walk. But you,
+Mr. Abbé de la Bletterie, never saw him walk; you have, however, read
+his letters and his laws, the monuments of his virtues. Of what
+consequence was it, comparatively, that he had a slovenly beard and an
+abrupt, headlong walk, while his heart was full of magnanimity and all
+his steps tended to virtue!
+
+One important fact remains to be examined at the present day. Julian is
+reproached with attempting to falsify the prophecy of Jesus Christ, by
+rebuilding the temple of Jerusalem. Fires, it is asserted, came out of
+the earth and prevented the continuance of the work. It is said that
+this was a miracle, and that this miracle did not convert Julian, nor
+Alypius, the superintendent of the enterprise, nor any individual of the
+imperial court; and upon this subject the Abbé de la Bletterie thus
+expresses himself: "The emperor and the philosophers of his court
+undoubtedly employed all their knowledge of natural philosophy to
+deprive the Deity of the honor of so striking and impressive a prodigy.
+Nature was always the favorite resource of unbelievers; but she serves
+the cause of religion so very seasonably, that they might surely suspect
+some collusion between them."
+
+1. It is not true that it is said in the Gospel, that the Jewish temple
+should not be rebuilt. The gospel of Matthew, which was evidently
+written after the destruction of Jerusalem by Titus, prophesies,
+certainly, that not one stone should remain upon another of the temple
+of the Idumæan Herod; but no evangelist says that it shall never be
+rebuilt. It is perfectly false that not one stone remained upon another
+when Titus demolished it. All its foundations remained together, with
+one entire wall and the tower Antonia.
+
+2. Of what consequence could it be to the Supreme Being whether there
+was a Jewish temple, a magazine, or a mosque, on the spot where the Jews
+were in the habit of slaughtering bullocks and cows?
+
+3. It is not ascertained whether it was from within the circuit of the
+walls of the city, or from within that of the temple, that those fires
+proceeded which burned the workmen. But it is not very obvious why the
+Jews should burn the workmen of the emperor Julian, and not those of the
+caliph Omar, who long afterwards built a mosque upon the ruins of the
+temple; or those of the great Saladin who rebuilt the same mosque. Had
+Jesus any particular predilection for the mosques of the Mussulmans?
+
+4. Jesus, notwithstanding his having predicted that there would not
+remain one stone upon another in Jerusalem, did not prevent the
+rebuilding of that city.
+
+5. Jesus predicted many things which God permitted never to come to
+pass. He predicted the end of the world, and his coming in the clouds
+with great power and majesty, before or about the end of the then
+existing generation. The world, however, has lasted to the present
+moment, and in all probability will last much longer.
+
+6. If Julian had written an account of this miracle, I should say that
+he had been imposed upon by a false and ridiculous report; I should
+think that the Christians, his enemies, employed every artifice to
+oppose his enterprise, that they themselves killed the workmen, and
+excited and promoted the belief of their being destroyed by a miracle;
+but Julian does not say a single word on the subject. The war against
+the Persians at that time fully occupied his attention; he put off the
+rebuilding of the temple to some other time, and he died before he was
+able to commence the building.
+
+7. This prodigy is related by Ammianus Marcellinus, who was a Pagan. It
+is very possible that it may have been an interpolation of the
+Christians. They have been charged with committing numberless others
+which have been clearly proved.
+
+But it is not the less probable that at a time when nothing was spoken
+of but prodigies and stories of witchcraft, Ammianus Marcellinus may
+have reported this fable on the faith of some credulous narrator. From
+Titus Livius to de Thou, inclusively, all historians have been infected
+with prodigies.
+
+8. Contemporary authors relate that at the same period there was in
+Syria a great convulsion of the earth, which in many places broke out in
+conflagrations and swallowed up many cities. There was therefore more
+miracle.
+
+9. If Jesus performed miracles, would it be in order to prevent the
+rebuilding of a temple in which he had himself sacrificed, and in which
+he was circumcised? Or would he not rather perform miracles to convert
+to Christianity the various nations who at present ridicule it? Or
+rather still, to render more humane, more kind, Christians themselves,
+who, from Arius and Athanasius down to Roland and the Paladins of the
+Cévennes, have shed torrents of human blood, and conducted themselves
+nearly as might be expected from cannibals?
+
+Hence I conclude that "nature" is not in "collusion", as La Bletterie
+expresses it, with Christianity, but that La Bletterie is in collusion
+with some old women's stories, one of those persons, as Julian phrases
+it, "quibus cum stolidis aniculis negotium erat."
+
+La Bletterie, after having done justice to some of Julian's virtues, yet
+concludes the history of that great man by observing, that his death was
+the effect of "divine vengeance". If that be the case, all the heroes
+who have died young, from Alexander to Gustavus Adolphus, have, we must
+infer, been punished by God. Julian died the noblest of deaths, in the
+pursuit of his enemies, after many victories. Jovian, who succeeded him,
+reigned a much shorter time than he did, and reigned in disgrace. I see
+no divine vengeance in the matter; and I see in La Bletterie himself
+nothing more than a disingenuous, dishonest declaimer. But where are the
+men to be found who will dare to speak out?
+
+Libanius the Stoic was one of these extraordinary men. He celebrated the
+brave and clement Julian in the presence of Theodosius, the wholesale
+murderer of the Thessalonians; but Le Beau and La Bletterie fear to
+praise him in the hearing of their own puny parish officers.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+Let any one suppose for a moment that Julian had abandoned false gods
+for Christianity; then examine him as a man, a philosopher, and an
+emperor; and let the examiner then point out the man whom he will
+venture to prefer to him. If he had lived only ten years longer, there
+is great probability that he would have given a different form to Europe
+from that which it bears at present.
+
+The Christian religion depended upon his life; the efforts which he made
+for its destruction rendered his name execrable to the nations who have
+embraced it. The Christian priests, who were his contemporaries, accuse
+him of almost every crime, because he had committed what in their eyes
+was the greatest of all--he had lowered and humiliated them. It is not
+long since his name was never quoted without the epithet of apostate
+attached to it; and it is perhaps one of the greatest achievements of
+reason that he has at length ceased to be mentioned under so opprobrious
+a designation. Who would imagine that in one of the "Mercuries of
+Paris", for the year 1745, the author sharply rebukes a certain writer
+for failing in the common courtesies of life, by calling this emperor
+Julian "the apostate"? Not more than a hundred years ago the man that
+would not have treated him as an apostate would himself have been
+treated as an atheist.
+
+What is very singular, and at the same time perfectly true, is that if
+you put out of consideration the various disputes between Pagans and
+Christians, in which this emperor was engaged; if you follow him neither
+to the Christian churches nor idolatrous temples, but observe him
+attentively in his own household, in camp, in battle, in his manners,
+his conduct, and his writings, you will find him in every respect equal
+to Marcus Aurelius.
+
+Thus, the man who has been described as so abominable and execrable, is
+perhaps the first, or at least the second of mankind. Always sober,
+always temperate, indulging in no licentious pleasures, sleeping on a
+mere bear's skin, devoting only a few hours, and even those with regret,
+to sleep; dividing his time between study and business, generous,
+susceptible of friendship, and an enemy to all pomp, and pride, and
+ostentation. Had he been merely a private individual he must have
+extorted universal admiration.
+
+If we consider him in his military character, we see him constantly at
+the head of his troops, establishing or restoring discipline without
+rigor, beloved by his soldiers and at the same time restraining their
+excesses, conducting his armies almost always on foot, and showing them
+an example of enduring every species of hardship, ever victorious in all
+his expeditions even to the last moments of his life, and at length
+dying at the glorious crisis when the Persians were routed. His death
+was that of a hero, and his last words were those of a philosopher: "I
+submit," says he, "willingly to the eternal decrees of heaven, convinced
+that he who is captivated with life, when his last hour is arrived, is
+more weak and pusillanimous than he who would rush to voluntary death
+when it is his duty still to live." He converses to the last moment on
+the immortality of the soul; manifests no regrets, shows no weakness,
+and speaks only of his submission to the decrees of Providence. Let it
+be remembered that this is the death of an emperor at the age of
+thirty-two, and let it be then decided whether his memory should be
+insulted.
+
+As an emperor, we see him refusing the title of "Dominus," which
+Constantine affected; relieving his people from difficulties,
+diminishing taxes, encouraging the arts; reducing to the moderate amount
+of seventy ounces each those presents in crowns of gold, which had
+before been exacted from every city to the amount of three or four
+hundred marks; promoting the strict and general observance of the laws;
+restraining both his officers and ministers from oppression, and
+preventing as much as possible all corruption.
+
+Ten Christian soldiers conspire to assassinate him; they are discovered,
+and Julian pardons them. The people of Antioch, who united insolence to
+voluptuousness, offer him an insult; he revenges himself only like a man
+of sense; and while he might have made them feel the weight of imperial
+power, he merely makes them feel the superiority of his mind. Compare
+with this conduct the executions which Theodosius (who was very near
+being made a saint) exhibited in Antioch, and the ever dreadful and
+memorable slaughter of all the inhabitants of Thessalonica, for an
+offence of a somewhat similar description; and then decide between these
+two celebrated characters.
+
+Certain writers, called fathers of the Church--Gregory of Nazianzen, and
+Theodoret--thought it incumbent on them to calumniate him, because he
+had abandoned the Christian religion. They did not consider that it was
+the triumph of that religion to prevail over so great a man, and even
+over a sage, after having resisted tyrants. One of them says that he
+took a barbarous vengeance on Antioch and filled it with blood. How
+could a fact so public and atrocious escape the knowledge of all other
+historians? It is perfectly known that he shed no blood at Antioch but
+that of the victims sacrificed in the regular services of religion.
+Another ventures to assert that before his death he threw some of his
+own blood towards heaven, and exclaimed, "Galilean, thou hast
+conquered." How could a tale so insipid and so improbable, even for a
+moment obtain credit? Was it against the Christians that he was then
+combating? and is such an act, are such expressions, in the slightest
+degree characteristic of the man?
+
+Minds of a somewhat superior order to those of Julian's detractors may
+perhaps inquire, how it could occur that a statesman like him, a man of
+so much intellect, a genuine philosopher, could quit the Christian
+religion, in which he was educated, for Paganism, of which, it is almost
+impossible not to suppose, he must have felt the folly and ridicule. It
+might be inferred that if Julian yielded too much to the suggestions of
+his reason against the mysteries of the Christian religion, he ought, at
+least in all consistency, to have yielded more readily to the dictates
+of the same reason, when more correctly and decidedly condemning the
+fables of Paganism.
+
+Perhaps, by attending a little to the progress of his life, and the
+nature of his character, we may discover what it was that inspired him
+with so strong an aversion to Christianity. The emperor Constantine, his
+great-uncle, who had placed the new religion on the throne, was stained
+by the murder of his wife, his son, his brother-in­law, his nephew, and
+his father-in-law. The three children of Constantine began their bloody
+and baleful reign, with murdering their uncle and their cousins. From
+that time followed a series of civil wars and murders. The father, the
+brother, and all the relations of Julian, and even Julian himself, were
+marked down for destruction by Constantius, his uncle. He escaped this
+general massacre, but the first years of his life were passed in exile,
+and he at last owed the preservation of his life, his fortune, and the
+title of Cæsar, only to Eusebia, the wife of his uncle Constantius, who,
+after having had the cruelty to proscribe his infancy, had the
+imprudence to appoint him Cæsar, and the still further and greater
+imprudence of then persecuting him.
+
+He was, in the first instance, a witness of the insolence with which a
+certain bishop treated his benefactress Eusebia. He was called Leontius,
+and was bishop of Tripoli. He sent information to the empress, "that he
+would not visit her unless she would consent to receive him in a manner
+corresponding to his episcopal dignity--that is, that she should advance
+to receive him at the door, that she should receive his benediction in a
+bending attitude, and that she should remain standing until he granted
+her permission to be seated." The Pagan pontiffs were not in the habit
+of treating princesses precisely in this manner, and such brutal
+arrogance could not but make a deep impression on the mind of a young
+man attached at once to philosophy and simplicity.
+
+If he saw that he was in a Christian family, he saw, at the same time,
+that he was in a family rendered distinguished by parricides; if he
+looked at the court bishops, he perceived that they were at once
+audacious and intriguing, and that all anathematized each other in turn.
+The hostile parties of Arius and Athanasius filled the empire with
+confusion and carnage; the Pagans, on the contrary, never had any
+religious quarrels. It is natural therefore that Julian, who had been
+educated, let it be remembered, by philosophic Pagans, should have
+strengthened by their discourses the aversion he must necessarily have
+felt in his heart for the Christian religion. It is not more
+extraordinary to see Julian quit Christianity for false gods, than to
+see Constantine quit false gods for Christianity. It is highly probable
+that both changed for motives of state policy, and that this policy was
+mixed up in the mind of Julian with the stern loftiness of a stoic soul.
+
+The Pagan priests had no dogmas; they did not compel men to believe that
+which was incredible; they required nothing but sacrifices, and even
+sacrifices were not enjoined under rigorous penalties; they did not set
+themselves up as the first order in the state, did not form a state
+within a state, and did not mix in affairs of government. These might
+well be considered motives to induce a man of Julian's character to
+declare himself on their side; and if he had piqued himself upon being
+nothing besides a Stoic, he would have had against him the priests of
+both religions, and all the fanatics of each. The common people would
+not at that time have endured a prince who was content simply with the
+pure worship of a pure divinity and the strict observance of justice. It
+was necessary to side with one of the opposing parties. We must
+therefore believe that Julian submitted to the Pagan ceremonies, as the
+majority of princes and great men attend the forms of worship in the
+public temples. They are led thither by the people themselves, and are
+often obliged to appear what in fact they are not; and to be in public
+the first and greatest slaves of credulity. The Turkish sultan must
+bless the name of Omar. The Persian sophi must bless the name of Ali.
+Marcus Aurelius himself was initiated in the mysteries of Eleusis.
+
+We ought not therefore to be surprised that Julian should have debased
+his reason by condescending to the forms and usages of superstition; but
+it is impossible not to feel indignant against Theodoret, as the only
+historian who relates that he sacrificed a woman in the temple of the
+moon at Carres. This infamous story must be classed with the absurd tale
+of Ammianus, that the genius of the empire appeared to Julian before his
+death, and with the other equally ridiculous one, that when Julian
+attempted to rebuild the temple of Jerusalem, there came globes of fire
+out of the earth, and consumed all the works and workmen without
+distinction.
+
+_Iliacos intra muros peccatur et extra._--Horace, book i, ep. ii, 16.
+
+Both Christians and Pagans equally, circulated fables concerning Julian;
+but the fables of the Christians, who were his enemies, were filled with
+calumny. Who could ever be induced to believe that a philosopher
+sacrificed a woman to the moon, and tore out her entrails with his own
+hands? Is such atrocity compatible with the character of a rigid Stoic?
+
+He never put any Christians to death. He granted them no favors, but he
+never persecuted them. He permitted them, like a just sovereign, to keep
+their own property; and he wrote in opposition to them like a
+philosopher. He forbade their teaching in the schools the profane
+authors, whom they endeavored to decry--this was not persecuting them;
+and he prevented them from tearing one another to pieces in their
+outrageous hatred and quarrels--this was protecting them. They had in
+fact therefore nothing with which they could reproach him, but with
+having abandoned them, and with not being of their opinion. They found
+means, however, of rendering execrable to posterity a prince, who, but
+for his change of religion, would have been admired and beloved by all
+the world.
+
+Although we have already treated of Julian, under the article on
+"Apostate"; although, following the example of every sage, we have
+deplored the dreadful calamity he experienced in not being a Christian,
+and have done justice elsewhere to his various excellences, we must
+nevertheless say something more upon the subject.
+
+We do this in consequence of an imposture equally absurd and atrocious,
+which we casually met with in one of those petty dictionaries with which
+France is now inundated, and which unfortunately are so easily compiled.
+This dictionary of theology which I am now alluding to proceeds from an
+ex-Jesuit, called Paulian, who repeats the story, so discredited and
+absurd, that the emperor Julian, after being mortally wounded in a
+battle with the Persians, threw some of his blood towards heaven,
+exclaiming, "Galilean, thou hast conquered"--a fable which destroys
+itself, as Julian was conqueror in the battle, and Jesus Christ
+certainly was not the God of the Persians.
+
+Paulian, notwithstanding, dares to assert that the fact is
+incontestable. And upon what ground does he assert it? Upon the ground
+of its being related by Theodoret, the author of so many distinguished
+lies; and even this notorious writer himself relates it only as a vague
+report; he uses the expression, "It is said." This story is worthy of
+the calumniators who stated that Julian had sacrificed a woman to the
+moon, and that after his death a large chest was found among his
+movables filled with human heads.
+
+This is not the only falsehood and calumny with which this ex-Jesuit
+Paulian is chargeable. If these contemptible wretches knew what injury
+they did to our holy religion, by endeavoring to support it by
+imposture, and by the abominable abuse with which they assail the most
+respectable characters, they would be less audacious and infuriated.
+They care not, however, for supporting religion; what they want is to
+gain money by their libels; and despairing of being read by persons of
+sense, and taste, and fashion, they go on gathering and compiling
+theological trash, in hopes that their productions will be adopted in
+the seminaries.
+
+We sincerely ask pardon of our well-informed and respectable readers for
+introducing such names as those of the ex-Jesuits Paulian, Nonnotte, and
+Patouillet; but after having trampled to death serpents, we shall
+probably be excused for crushing fleas.
+
+
+
+
+JUST AND UNJUST.
+
+
+Who has given us the perception of just and unjust? God, who gave us a
+brain and a heart. But when does our reason inform us that there are
+such things as vice and virtue? Just at the same time it teaches us that
+two and two make four. There is no innate knowledge, for the same reason
+that there is no tree that bears leaves and fruit when it first starts
+above the earth. There is nothing innate, or fully developed in the
+first instance; but--we repeat here what we have often said--God causes
+us to be born with organs, which, as they grow and become unfolded, make
+us feel all that is necessary for our species to feel, for the
+conservation of that species.
+
+How is this continual mystery performed? Tell me, ye yellow inhabitants
+of the Isles of Sunda, ye black Africans, ye beardless Indians; and
+you--Plato, Cicero, and Epictetus. You all equally feel that it is
+better to give the superfluity of your bread, your rice, or your manioc,
+to the poor man who meekly requests it, than to kill him or scoop his
+eyes out. It is evident to the whole world that a benefit is more
+honorable to the performer than an outrage, that gentleness is
+preferable to fury.
+
+The only thing required, then, is to exercise our reason in
+discriminating the various shades of what is right and wrong. Good and
+evil are often neighbors; our passions confound them; who shall
+enlighten and direct us? Ourselves, when we are calm and undisturbed.
+Whoever has written on the subject of human duties, in all countries
+throughout the world, has written well, because he wrote with reason.
+All have said the same thing; Socrates and Epictetus, Confucius and
+Cicero, Marcus Antoninus and Amurath II. had the same morality.
+
+We would repeat every day to the whole of the human race: Morality is
+uniform and invariable; it comes from God: dogmas are different; they
+come from ourselves.
+
+Jesus never taught any metaphysical dogmas; He wrote no theological
+courses; He never said: I am consubstantial; I have two wills and two
+natures with only one person. He left for the Cordeliers and the
+Jacobins, who would appear twelve hundred years after Him, the delicate
+and difficult topic of argument, whether His mother was conceived in
+original sin. He never pronounced marriage to be the visible sign of a
+thing invisible; He never said a word about concomitant grace; He
+instituted neither monks nor inquisitors; He appointed nothing of what
+we see at the present day.
+
+God had given the knowledge of just and unjust, right and wrong,
+throughout all the ages which preceded Christianity. God never changed
+nor can change. The constitution of our souls, our principles of reason
+and morality, will ever be the same. How is virtue promoted by
+theological distinctions, by dogmas founded on those distinctions, by
+persecutions founded on those dogmas? Nature, terrified and
+horror-struck at all these barbarous inventions, calls aloud to all men:
+Be just, and not persecuting sophists.
+
+You read in the "_Zend-Avesta_," which is the summary of the laws of
+Zoroaster, this admirable maxim: "When it is doubtful whether the action
+you are about to perform is just or unjust, abstain from doing it." What
+legislator ever spoke better? We have not here the system of "probable
+opinions", invented by people who call themselves "the Society of
+Jesus".
+
+
+
+
+JUSTICE.
+
+
+That "justice" is often extremely unjust, is not an observation merely
+of the present day; "_summum jus, summa injuria_," is one of the most
+ancient proverbs in existence. There are many dreadful ways of being
+unjust; as, for example, that of racking the innocent Calas upon
+equivocal evidence, and thus incurring the guilt of shedding innocent
+blood by a too strong reliance on vain presumptions.
+
+Another method of being unjust is condemning to execution a man who at
+most deserves only three months' imprisonment; this species of injustice
+is that of tyrants, and particularly of fanatics, who always become
+tyrants whenever they obtain the power of doing mischief.
+
+We cannot more completely demonstrate this truth than by the letter of a
+celebrated barrister, written in 1766, to the marquis of Beccaria, one
+of the most celebrated professors of jurisprudence, at this time, in
+Europe:
+
+
+_Letter To The Marquis Of Beccaria, Professor Of Public Law At Milan, On
+The Subject Of M. De Morangies, 1772._
+
+Sir:--You are a teacher of laws in Italy, a country from which we derive
+all laws except those which have been transmitted to us by our own
+absurd and contradictory customs, the remains of that ancient barbarism,
+the rust of which subsists to this day in one of the most flourishing
+kingdoms of the earth.
+
+Your book upon crimes and punishments opened the eyes of many of the
+lawyers of Europe who had been brought up in absurd and inhuman usages;
+and men began everywhere to blush at finding themselves still wearing
+their ancient dress of savages.
+
+Your opinion was requested on the dreadful execution to which two young
+gentlemen, just out of their childhood, had been sentenced; one of whom,
+having escaped the tortures he was destined to, has become a most
+excellent officer in the service of the great king, while the other, who
+had inspired the brightest hopes, died like a sage, by a horrible death,
+without ostentation and without pusillanimity, surrounded by no less
+than five executioners. These lads were accused of indecency in action
+and words, a fault which three months' imprisonment would have
+sufficiently punished, and which would have been infallibly corrected by
+time. You replied, that their judges were assassins, and that all Europe
+was of your opinion.
+
+I consulted you on the cannibal sentences passed on Calas, on Sirven,
+and Montbailli; and you anticipated the decrees which you afterwards
+issued from the chief courts and officers of law in the kingdom, which
+justified injured innocence and re-established the honor of the nation.
+
+I at present consult you on a cause of a very different nature. It is at
+once civil and criminal. It is the case of a man of quality, a
+major-general in the army, who maintains alone his honor and fortune
+against a whole family of poor and obscure citizens, and against an
+immense multitude consisting of the dregs of the people, whose
+execrations against him are echoed through the whole of France. The poor
+family accuses the general officer of taking from it by fraud and
+violence a hundred thousand crowns.
+
+The general officer accuses these poor persons of trying to obtain from
+him a hundred thousand crowns by means equally criminal. They complain
+that they are not merely in danger of losing an immense property, which
+they never appeared to possess, but also of being oppressed, insulted,
+and beaten by the officers of justice, who compelled them to declare
+themselves guilty and consent to their own ruin and punishment. The
+general solemnly protests, that these imputations of fraud and violence
+are atrocious calumnies. The advocates of the two parties contradict
+each other on all the facts, on all the inductions, and even on all the
+reasonings; their memorials are called tissues of falsehoods; and each
+treats the adverse party as inconsistent and absurd,--an invariable
+practice in every dispute.
+
+When you have had the goodness, sir, to read their memorials, which I
+have now the honor of sending to you, you will, I trust, permit me to
+suggest the difficulties which I feel in this case; they are dictated by
+perfect impartiality. I know neither of the parties, and neither of the
+advocates; but having, in the course of four and twenty years, seen
+calumny and injustice so often triumph, I may be permitted to endeavor
+to penetrate the labyrinth in which these monsters unfortunately find
+shelter.
+
+_Presumptions Against The Verron Family._
+
+1. In the first place, there are four bills, payable to order, for a
+hundred thousand crowns, drawn with perfect regularity by an officer
+otherwise deeply involved in debt; they are payable for the benefit of a
+woman of the name of Verron, who called herself the widow of a banker.
+They are presented by her grandson, Du Jonquay, her heir, recently
+admitted a doctor of laws, although he is ignorant even of orthography.
+Is this enough? Yes, in an ordinary case it would be so; but if, in this
+very extraordinary case, there is an extreme probability, that the
+doctor of laws never did and never could carry the money which he
+pretends to have delivered in his grandmother's name; if the
+grandmother, who maintained herself with difficulty in a garret, by the
+miserable occupation of pawnbroking, never could have been in the
+possession of the hundred thousand crowns; if, in short, the grandson
+and his mother have spontaneously confessed, and attested the written
+confession by their actual signatures, that they attempted to rob the
+general, and that he never received more than twelve hundred francs
+instead of three hundred thousand livres;--in this case, is not the
+cause sufficiently cleared up? Is not the public sufficiently able to
+judge from these preliminaries?
+
+2. I appeal to yourself, sir, whether it is probable that the poor widow
+of a person unknown in society, who is said to have been a petty
+stock-jobber, and not a banker, could be in possession of so
+considerable a sum to lend, at an extreme risk, to an officer
+notoriously in debt? The general, in short, contends, that this jobber,
+the husband of the woman in question, died insolvent; that even his
+inventory was never paid for; that this pretended banker was originally
+a baker's boy in the household of the duke of Saint-Agnan, the French
+ambassador in Spain; that he afterwards took up the profession of a
+broker at Paris; and that he was compelled by M. Héraut, lieutenant of
+police, to restore certain promissory notes, or bills of exchange, which
+he had obtained from some young man by extortion;--such the fatality
+impending over this wretched family from bills of exchange! Should all
+these statements be proved, do you conceive it at all probable that this
+family lent a hundred thousand crowns to an involved officer with whom
+they were upon no terms of friendship or acquaintance?
+
+3. Do you consider it probable, that the jobber's grandson, the doctor
+of laws, should have gone on foot no less than five leagues, have made
+twenty-six journeys, have mounted and descended three thousand steps,
+all in the space of five hours, without any stopping, to carry
+"secretly" twelve thousand four hundred and twenty-five louis d'or to a
+man, to whom, on the following day, he publicly gives twelve hundred
+francs? Does not such an account appear to be invented with an utter
+deficiency of ingenuity, and even of common sense? Do those who believe
+it appear to be sages? What can you think, then, of those who solemnly
+affirm it without believing it?
+
+4. Is it probable, that young Du Jonquay, the doctor of laws, and his
+own mother, should have made and signed a declaration, upon oath, before
+a superior judge, that this whole account was false, that they had never
+carried the gold, and that they were confessed rogues, if in fact they
+had not been such, and if grief and remorse had not extorted this
+confession of their crime? And when they afterwards say, that they had
+made this confession before the commissary, only because they had
+previously been assaulted and beaten at the house of a proctor, would
+such an excuse be deemed by you reasonable or absurd?
+
+Can anything be clearer than that, if this doctor of laws had really
+been assaulted and beaten in any other house on account of this cause,
+he should have demanded justice of the commissary for this violence,
+instead of freely signing, together with his mother, that they were both
+guilty of a crime which they had not committed?
+
+Would it be admissible for them to say: We signed our condemnation
+because we thought that the general had bought over against us all the
+police officers and all the chief judges?
+
+Can good sense listen for a moment to such arguments? Would any one have
+dared to suggest such even in the days of our barbarism, when we had
+neither laws, nor manners, nor cultivated reason?
+
+If I may credit the very circumstantial memorials of the general, the
+Verrons, when put in prison upon his accusation, at first persisted in
+the confession of their crime. They wrote two letters to the person whom
+they had made the depositary of the bills extorted from the general;
+they were terrified at the contemplation of their guilt, which they saw
+might conduct them to the galleys or to the gibbet. They afterwards gain
+more firmness and confidence. The persons with whom they were to divide
+the fruit of their villainy encourage and support them; and the
+attractions of the vast sum in their contemplation seduce, hurry, and
+urge them on to persevere in the original charge. They call in to their
+assistance all the dark frauds and pettifogging chicanery to which they
+can gain access, to clear them from a crime which they had themselves
+actually admitted. They avail themselves with dexterity of the
+distresses to which the involved officer was occasionally reduced, to
+give a color of probability to his attempting the re-establishment of
+his affairs by the robbery or theft of a hundred thousand crowns. They
+rouse the commiseration of the populace, which at Paris is easily
+stimulated and frenzied. They appeal successfully for compassion to the
+members of the bar, who make it a point of indispensable duty to employ
+their eloquence in their behalf, and to support the weak against the
+powerful, the people against the nobility. The clearest case becomes in
+time the most obscure. A simple cause, which the police magistrate would
+have terminated in four days, goes on increasing for more than a whole
+year by the mire and filth introduced into it through the numberless
+channels of chicanery, interest, and party spirit. You will perceive
+that the whole of this statement is a summary of memorials or documents
+that appeared in this celebrated cause.
+
+_Presumptions In Favor Of The Verron Family_.
+
+We shall consider the defence of the grandmother, the mother, and the
+grandson (doctor of laws), against these strong presumptions.
+
+1. The hundred thousand crowns (or very nearly that sum), which it is
+pretended the widow Verron never was possessed of, were formerly made
+over to her by her husband, in trust, together with the silver plate.
+This deposit was "secretly" brought to her six months after her
+husband's death, by a man of the name of Chotard. She placed them out,
+and always "secretly", with a notary called Gilet, who restored them to
+her, still "secretly", in 1760. She had therefore, in fact, the hundred
+thousand crowns which her adversary pretends she never possessed.
+
+2. She died in extreme old age, while the cause was going on,
+protesting, after receiving the sacrament, that these hundred thousand
+crowns were carried in gold to the general officer by her grandson, in
+twenty-six journeys on foot, on Sept. 23, 1771.
+
+3. It is not at all probable, that an officer accustomed to borrowing,
+and broken down in circumstances, should have given bills payable to
+order for the sum of three hundred thousand livres, to a person unknown
+to him, unless he had actually received that sum.
+
+4. There are witnesses who saw counted out and ranged in order the bags
+filled with this gold, and who saw the doctor of laws carry it to the
+general on foot, under his great coat, in twenty-six journeys, occupying
+the space of five hours. And he made these twenty-six astonishing
+journeys merely to satisfy the general, who had particularly requested
+secrecy.
+
+5. The doctor of laws adds: "Our grandmother and ourselves lived, it is
+true, in a garret, and we lent a little money upon pledges; but we lived
+so merely upon a principle of judicious economy; the object was to buy
+for me the office of a counsellor of parliament, at a time when the
+magistracy was purchasable. It is true that my three sisters gain their
+subsistence by needle-work and embroidery; the reason of which was, that
+my grandmother kept all her property for me. It is true that I have kept
+company only with procuresses, coachmen, and lackeys: I acknowledge that
+I speak and that I write in their style; but I might not on that account
+be less worthy of becoming a magistrate, by making, after all, a good
+use of my time."
+
+6. All worthy persons have commiserated our misfortune. M. Aubourg, a
+farmer-general, as respectable as any in Paris, has generously taken our
+side, and his voice has obtained for us that of the public.
+
+This defence appears in some part of it plausible. Their adversary
+refutes it in the following manner:
+
+_Arguments Of The Major-General Against Those Of The Verron Family_.
+
+1. The story of the deposit must be considered by every man of sense as
+equally false and ridiculous with that of the six-and-twenty journeys on
+foot. If the poor jobber, the husband of the old woman, had intended to
+give at his death so much money to his wife, he might have done it in a
+direct way from hand to hand, without the intervention of a third
+person.
+
+If he had been possessed of the pretended silver plate, one-half of it
+must have belonged to the wife, as equal owner of their united goods.
+She would not have remained quiet for the space of six months, in a
+paltry lodging of two hundred francs a year, without reclaiming her
+plate, and exerting her utmost efforts to obtain her right. Chotard
+also, the alleged friend of her husband and herself, would not have
+suffered her to remain for six long months in a state of such great
+indigence and anxiety.
+
+There was, in reality, a person of the name of Chotard; but he was a man
+ruined by debts and debauchery; a fraudulent bankrupt who embezzled
+forty thousand crowns from the tax office of the farmers-general in
+which he held a situation, and who is not likely to have given up a
+hundred thousand crowns to the grandmother of the doctor in laws.
+
+The widow Verron pretends, that she employed her money at interest,
+always it appears in secrecy, with a notary of the name of Gilet, but no
+trace of this fact can be found in the office of that notary.
+
+She declares, that this notary returned her the money, still secretly,
+in the year 1760: he was at that time dead.
+
+If all these facts be true, it must be admitted that the cause of Du
+Jonquay and the Verrons, built on a foundation of such ridiculous lies,
+must inevitably fall to the ground.
+
+2. The will of widow Verron, made half an hour before her death, with
+death and the name of God on her lips, is, to all appearance, in itself
+a respectable and even pious document. But if it be really in the number
+of those pious things which are every day observed to be merely
+instrumental to crime--if this lender upon pledges, while recommending
+her soul to God, manifestly lied to God, what importance or weight can
+the document bring with it? Is it not rather the strongest proof of
+imposture and villainy?
+
+The old woman had always been made to state, while the suit was carried
+on in her name, that she possessed only this sum of one hundred thousand
+crowns which it was intended to rob her of; that she never had more than
+that sum; and yet, behold! in her will she mentions five hundred
+thousand livres of her property! Here are two hundred thousand francs
+more than any one expected, and here is the widow Verron convicted out
+of her own mouth. Thus, in this singular cause, does the at once
+atrocious and ridiculous imposture of the family break out on every
+side, during the woman's life, and even when she is within the grasp of
+death.
+
+3. It is probable, and it is even in evidence, that the general would
+not trust his bills for a hundred thousand crowns to a doctor of whom he
+knew little or nothing, without having an acknowledgment from him. He
+did, however, commit this inadvertence, which is the fault of an
+unsuspecting and noble heart; he was led astray by the youth, by the
+candor, by the apparent generosity of a man not more than twenty-seven
+years of age, who was on the point of being raised to the magistracy,
+who actually, upon an urgent occasion, lent him twelve hundred francs,
+and who promised in the course of a few days to obtain for him, from an
+opulent company, the sum of a hundred thousand crowns. Here is the knot
+and difficulty of the cause. We must strictly examine whether it be
+probable, that a man, who is admitted to have received nearly a hundred
+thousand crowns in gold, should on the very morning after, come in great
+haste, as for a most indispensable occasion, to the man who the evening
+before had advanced him twelve thousand four hundred and twenty-five
+louis d'or.
+
+There is not the slightest probability of his doing so. It is still less
+probable, as we have already observed, that a man of distinction, a
+general officer, and the father of a family, in return for the
+invaluable and almost unprecedented kindness of lending him a hundred
+thousand crowns, should, instead of the sincerest gratitude to his
+benefactor, absolutely endeavor to get him hanged; and this on the part
+of a man who had nothing more to do than to await quietly the distant
+expirations of the periods of payment; who was under no temptation, in
+order to gain time, to commit such a profligate and atrocious villainy,
+and who had never in fact committed any villainy at all. Surely it is
+more natural to think that the man, whose grandfather was a
+pettifogging, paltry jobber, and whose grandmother was a wretched lender
+of small sums upon the pledges of absolute misery, should have availed
+himself of the blind confidence of an unsuspecting soldier, to extort
+from him a hundred thousand crowns, and that he promised to divide this
+sum with the depraved and abominable accomplices of his baseness.
+
+4. There are witnesses who depose in favor of Du Jonquay and widow
+Verron. Let us consider who those witnesses are, and what they depose.
+
+In the first place, there is a woman of the name of Tourtera, a broker,
+who supported the widow in her peddling, insignificant concern of
+pawnbroking, and who has been five times in the hospital in consequence
+of the scandalous impurities of her life; which can be proved with the
+utmost ease.
+
+There is a coachman called Gilbert, who, sometimes firm, at other times
+trembling in his wickedness, declared to a lady of the name of Petit, in
+the presence of six persons, that he had been suborned by Du Jonquay. He
+subsequently inquired of many other persons, whether he should yet be in
+time to retract, and reiterated expressions of this nature before
+witnesses.
+
+Setting aside, however, what has been stated of Gilbert's disposition to
+retract, it is very possible that he might be deceived, and may not be
+chargeable with falsehood and perjury. It is possible, that he might see
+money at the pawnbroker's, and that he might be told, and might believe,
+that three hundred thousand livres were there. Nothing is more dangerous
+in many persons than a quick and heated imagination, which actually
+makes men think that they have seen what it was absolutely impossible
+for them to see.
+
+Then comes a man of the name of Aubriot, a godson of the procuress
+Tourtera, and completely under her guidance. He deposes, that he saw, in
+one of the streets of Paris, on Sept. 23, 1771, Doctor Du Jonquay in his
+great coat, carrying bags.
+
+Surely there is here no conclusive proof that the doctor on that day
+made twenty-six journeys on foot, and travelled over five leagues of
+ground, to deliver "secretly" twelve thousand four hundred and
+twenty-five louis d'or, even admitting all that this testimony states to
+be true. It appears clear, that Du Jonquay went this journey to the
+general, and that he spoke to him; and it appears probable, that he
+deceived him; but it is not clear that Aubriot saw him go and return
+thirteen times in one morning. It is still less clear, that this witness
+could at that time see so many circumstances occurring in the street, as
+he was actually laboring under a disorder which there is no necessity to
+name, and on that very day underwent for it the severe operation of
+medicine, with his legs tottering, his head swelled, and his tongue
+hanging half out of his mouth. This was not precisely the moment for
+running into the street to see sights. Would his friend Du Jonquay have
+said to him: Come and risk your life, to see me traverse a distance of
+five leagues loaded with gold: I am going to deliver the whole fortune
+of my family, secretly, to a man overwhelmed with debts; I wish to have,
+privately, as a witness, a person of your character? This is not
+exceedingly probable. The surgeon who applied the medicine to the
+witness Aubriot on this occasion, states that he was by no means in a
+situation to go out; and the son of the surgeon, in his interrogatory,
+refers the case to the academy of surgery.
+
+But even admitting that a man of a particularly robust constitution
+could have gone out and taken some turns in the street in this
+disgraceful and dreadful situation, what could it have signified to the
+point in question? Did he see Du Jonquay make twenty-six journeys
+between his garret and the general's hotel? Did he see twelve thousand
+four hundred and twenty-five louis d'or carried by him? Was any
+individual whatever a witness to this prodigy well worthy the "Thousand
+and One Nights"? Most certainly not; no person whatever. What is the
+amount, then, of all his evidence on the subject?
+
+5. That the daughter of Mrs. Verron, in her garret, may have sometimes
+borrowed small sums on pledges; that Mrs. Verron may have lent them, in
+order to obtain and save a profit, to make her grandson a counsellor of
+parliament, has nothing at all to do with the substance of the case in
+question. In defiance of all this, it will ever be evident, that this
+magistrate by anticipation did not traverse the five leagues to carry to
+the general the hundred thousand crowns, and that the general never
+received them.
+
+6. A person named Aubourg comes forward, not merely as a witness, but as
+a protector and benefactor of oppressed innocence. The advocates of the
+Verron family extol this man as a citizen of rare and intrepid virtue.
+He became feelingly alive to the misfortunes of Doctor Du Jonquay, his
+mother, and grandmother, although he had no acquaintance with them; and
+offered them his credit and his purse, without any other object than
+that of assisting persecuted merit.
+
+Upon examination it is found, that this hero of disinterested
+benevolence is a contemptible wretch who began the world as a lackey,
+was then successively an upholsterer, a broker, and a bankrupt, and is
+now, like Mrs. Verron and Tourtera, by profession a pawnbroker. He flies
+to the assistance of persons of his own profession. The woman Tourtera,
+in the first place, gave him twenty-five louis d'or, to interest his
+probity and kindness in assisting a desolate family. The generous
+Aubourg had the greatness of soul to make an agreement with the old
+grandmother, almost when she was dying, by which she gives him fifteen
+thousand crowns, on condition of his undertaking to defray the expenses
+of the cause. He even takes the precaution to have this bargain noticed
+and confirmed in the will, dictated, or pretended to be dictated, by
+this old widow of the jobber on her death-bed. This respectable and
+venerable man then hopes one day to divide with some of the witnesses
+the spoils that are to be obtained from the general. It is the
+magnanimous heart of Aubourg that has formed this disinterested scheme;
+it is he who has conducted the cause which he seems to have taken up as
+a patrimony. He believed the bills payable to order would infallibly be
+paid. He is in fact a receiver who participates in the plunder effected
+by robbers, and who appropriates the better part to himself.
+
+Such are the replies of the general: I neither subtract from them nor
+add to them--I simply state them. I have thus explained to you, sir, the
+whole substance of the cause, and stated all the strongest arguments on
+both sides.
+
+I request your opinion of the sentence which ought to be pronounced, if
+matters should remain in the same state, if the truth cannot be
+irrevocably obtained from one or other of the parties, and made to
+appear perfectly without a cloud.
+
+The reasons of the general officer are thus far convincing. Natural
+equity is on his side. This natural equity, which God has established in
+the hearts of all men, is the basis of all law. Ought we to destroy this
+foundation of all justice, by sentencing a man to pay a hundred thousand
+crowns which he does not appear to owe?
+
+He drew bills for a hundred thousand crowns, in the vain hope that he
+should receive the money; he negotiated with a young man whom he did not
+know, just as he would have done with the banker of the king or of the
+empress-queen. Should his bills have more validity than his reasons? A
+man certainly cannot owe what he has not received. Bills, policies,
+bonds, always imply that the corresponding sums have been delivered and
+had; but if there is evidence that no money has been had and delivered,
+there can be no obligation to return or pay any. If there is writing
+against writing, document against document, the last dated cancels the
+former ones. But in the present case the last writing is that of Du
+Jonquay and his mother, and it states that the opposite party in the
+cause never received from them a hundred thousand crowns, and that they
+are cheats and impostors.
+
+What! because they have disavowed the truth of their confession, which
+they state to have been made in consequence of their having received a
+blow or an assault, shall another man's property be adjudged to them?
+
+I will suppose for a moment (what is by no means probable), that the
+judges, bound down by forms, will sentence the general to pay what in
+fact he does not owe;--will they not in this case destroy his reputation
+as well as his fortune? Will not all who have sided against him in this
+most singular adventure, charge him with calumniously accusing his
+adversaries of a crime of which he is himself guilty? He will lose his
+honor, in their estimation, in losing his property. He will never be
+acquitted but in the judgments of those who examine profoundly. The
+number of these is always small. Where are the men to be found who have
+leisure, attention, capacity, impartiality, to consider anxiously every
+aspect and bearing of a cause in which they are not themselves
+interested? They judge in the same way as our ancient parliament judged
+of books--that is, without reading them.
+
+You, sir, are fully acquainted with this, and know that men generally
+judge of everything by prejudice, hearsay, and chance. No one reflects
+that the cause of a citizen ought to interest the whole body of
+citizens, and that we may ourselves have to endure in despair the same
+fate which we perceive, with eyes and feelings of indifference, falling
+heavily upon him. We write and comment every day upon the judgments
+passed by the senate of Rome and the areopagus of Athens; but we think
+not for a moment of what passes before our own tribunals.
+
+You, sir, who comprehend all Europe in your researches and decisions,
+will, I sincerely hope, deign to communicate to me a portion of your
+light. It is possible, certainly, that the formalities and chicanery
+connected with law proceedings, and with which I am little conversant,
+may occasion to the general the loss of the cause in court; but it
+appears to me that he must gain it at the tribunal of an enlightened
+public, that awful and accurate judge who pronounces after deep
+investigation, and who is the final disposer of character.
+
+
+
+
+KING.
+
+
+King, _basileus, tyrannos, rex, dux, imperator, melch, baal, bel,
+pharaoh, eli, shadai, adonai, shak, sophi, padisha, bogdan, chazan, kan,
+krall, kong, könig, etc._--all expressions which signify the same
+office, but which convey very different ideas.
+
+In Greece, neither "_basileus_" nor "_tyrannos_" ever conveyed the idea
+of absolute power. He who was able obtained this power, but it was
+always obtained against the inclination of the people.
+
+It is clear, that among the Romans kings were not despotic. The last
+Tarquin deserved to be expelled, and was so. We have no proof that the
+petty chiefs of Italy were ever able, at their pleasure, to present a
+bowstring to the first man of the state, as is now done to a vile Turk
+in his seraglio, and like barbarous slaves, still more imbecile, suffer
+him to use it without complaint.
+
+There was no king on this side the Alps, and in the North, at the time
+we became acquainted with this large quarter of the world. The Cimbri,
+who marched towards Italy, and who were exterminated by Marius, were
+like famished wolves, who issued from those forests with their females
+and whelps. As to a crowned head among these animals, or orders on the
+part of a secretary of state, of a grand butler, of a chancellor--any
+notion of arbitrary taxes, commissaries, fiscal edicts, etc.--they knew
+no more of any of these than of the vespers and the opera.
+
+It is certain that gold and silver, coined and uncoined, form an
+admirable means of placing him who has them not, in the power of him who
+has found out the secret of accumulation. It is for the latter alone to
+possess great officers, guards, cooks, girls, women, jailers, almoners,
+pages, and soldiers.
+
+It would be very difficult to insure obedience with nothing to bestow
+but sheep and sheep-skins. It is also very likely, after all the
+revolutions of our globe, that it was the art of working metals which
+originally made kings, as it is the art of casting cannon which now
+maintains them.
+
+Cæsar was right when he said, that with gold we may procure men, and
+with men acquire gold.
+
+This secret had been known for ages in Asia and Egypt, where the princes
+and the priests shared the benefit between them.
+
+The prince said to the priest: Take this gold, and in return uphold my
+power, and prophesy in my favor; I will be anointed, and thou shalt
+anoint me; constitute oracles, manufacture miracles; thou shalt be well
+paid for thy labor, provided that I am always master. The priest, thus
+obtaining land and wealth, prophesies for himself, makes the oracles
+speak for himself, chases the sovereign from the throne, and very often
+takes his place. Such is the history of the shotim of Egypt, the magi of
+Persia, the soothsayers of Babylon, the chazin of Syria (if I mistake
+the name it amounts to little)--all which holy persons sought to rule.
+Wars between the throne and the altar have in fact existed in all
+countries, even among the miserable Jews.
+
+We, inhabitants of the temperate zone of Europe, have known this well
+for a dozen centuries. Our minds not being so temperate as our climate,
+we well know what it has cost us. Gold and silver form so entirely the
+_primum mobile_ of the holy connection between sovereignty and religion,
+that many of our kings still send it to Rome, where it is seized and
+shared by priests as soon as it arrives.
+
+When, in this eternal conflict for dominion, leaders have become
+powerful, each has exhibited his pre-eminence in a mode of his own. It
+was a crime to spit in the presence of the king of the Medes. The earth
+must be stricken nine times by the forehead in the presence of the
+emperor of China. A king of England imagines that he cannot take a glass
+of beer unless it be presented on the knees. Another king will have his
+right foot saluted, and all will take the money of their people. In some
+countries the krall, or chazin, is allowed an income, as in Poland,
+Sweden, and Great Britain. In others, a piece of paper is sufficient for
+his treasury to obtain all that it requires.
+
+Since we write upon the rights of the people, on taxation, on customs,
+etc., let us endeavor, by profound reasoning, to establish the novel
+maxim, that a shepherd ought to shear his sheep, and not to flay them.
+
+As to the due limits of the prerogatives of kings, and of the liberty of
+the people, I recommend you to examine that question at your ease in
+some hotel in the town of Amsterdam.
+
+
+
+
+KISS.
+
+
+I ask pardon of young ladies and gentlemen, for they will not find here
+what they may possibly expect. This article is only for learned and
+serious people, and will suit very few of them.
+
+There is too much of kissing in the comedies of the time of Molière. The
+valets are always requesting kisses from the waiting-women, which is
+exceedingly flat and disagreeable, especially when the actors are ugly
+and must necessarily exhibit against the grain.
+
+If the reader is fond of kisses, let him peruse the "Pastor Fido": there
+is an entire chorus which treats only of kisses, and the piece itself is
+founded only on a kiss which Mirtillo one day bestows on the fair
+Amaryllis, in a game at blindman's buff--"_un bacio molto saporito._"
+
+In a chapter on kissing by John de la Casa, archbishop of Benevento, he
+says, that people may kiss from the head to the foot. He complains,
+however, of long noses, and recommends ladies who possess such to have
+lovers with short ones.
+
+To kiss was the ordinary manner of salutation throughout all antiquity.
+Plutarch relates, that the conspirators, before they killed Cæsar,
+kissed his face, his hands, and his bosom. Tacitus observes, that when
+his father-in-law, Agricola, returned to Rome, Domitian kissed him
+coldly, said nothing to him, and left him disregarded in the surrounding
+crowd. An inferior, who could not aspire to kiss his superior, kissed
+his own hand, and the latter returned the salute in a similar manner, if
+he thought proper.
+
+The kiss was ever used in the worship of the gods. Job, in his parable,
+which is possibly the oldest of our known books, says that he had not
+adored the sun and moon like the other Arabs, or suffered his mouth to
+kiss his hand to them.
+
+In the West there remains of this civility only the simple and innocent
+practice yet taught in country places to children--that of kissing their
+right hands in return for a sugar-plum.
+
+It is horrible to betray while saluting; the assassination of Cæsar is
+thereby rendered much more odious. It is unnecessary to add, that the
+kiss of Judas has become a proverb.
+
+Joab, one of the captains of David, being jealous of Amasa, another
+captain, said to him, "Art thou in health, my brother?" and took him by
+the beard with his right hand to kiss him, while with the other he drew
+his sword and smote him so that his bowels were "shed upon the ground".
+
+We know not of any kissing in the other assassinations so frequent among
+the Jews, except possibly the kisses given by Judith to the captain
+Holofernes, before she cut off his head in his bed; but no mention is
+made of them, and therefore the fact is only to be regarded as probable.
+
+In Shakespeare's tragedy of "Othello", the hero, who is a Moor, gives
+two kisses to his wife before he strangles her. This appears abominable
+to orderly persons, but the partisans of Shakespeare say, that it is a
+fine specimen of nature, especially in a Moor.
+
+When John Galeas Sforza was assassinated in the cathedral of Milan, on
+St. Stephen's day; the two Medicis, in the church of Reparata; Admiral
+Coligni, the prince of Orange, Marshal d'Ancre, the brothers De Witt,
+and so many others, there was at least no kissing.
+
+Among the ancients there was something, I know not what, symbolical and
+sacred attached to the kiss, since the statues of the gods were kissed,
+as also their beards, when the sculptors represented them with beards.
+The initiated kissed one another in the mysteries of Ceres, in sign of
+concord.
+
+The first Christians, male and female, kissed with the mouth at their
+Agapæ, or love-feasts. They bestowed the holy kiss, the kiss of peace,
+the brotherly and sisterly kiss, "_hagion philema._" This custom, lasted
+for four centuries, and was finally abolished in distrust of the
+consequences. It was this custom, these kisses of peace, these
+love-feasts, these appellations of brother and sister, which drew on the
+Christians, while little known, those imputations of debauchery bestowed
+upon them by the priests of Jupiter and the priestesses of Vesta. We
+read in Petronius and in other authors, that the dissolute called one
+another brother and sister; and it was thought, that among Christians
+the same licentiousness was intended. They innocently gave occasion for
+the scandal upon themselves.
+
+In the commencement, seventeen different Christian societies existed, as
+there had been nine among the Jews, including the two kinds of
+Samaritans. Those bodies which considered themselves the most orthodox
+accused the others of inconceivable impurities. The term "gnostic", at
+first so honorable, and which signifies the learned, enlightened, pure,
+became an epithet of horror and of contempt, and a reproach of heresy.
+St. Epiphanius, in the third century, pretended that the males and
+females at first tickled each other, and at length proceeded to
+lascivious kisses, judging of the degree of faith in each other by the
+warmth of them. A Christian husband in presenting his wife to a
+newly-initiated member, would exhort her to receive him, as above
+stated, and was always obeyed.
+
+We dare not repeat, in our chaste language, all that Epiphanius adds in
+Greek. We shall simply observe, that this saint was probably a little
+imposed upon, that he suffered himself to be transported by his zeal,
+and that all the heretics were not execrable debauchees. The sect of
+pietists, wishing to imitate the early Christians, at present bestow on
+each other kisses of peace, on departing from their assemblies, and also
+call one another brother and sister. The ancient ceremony was a kiss
+with the lips, and the pietists have carefully preserved it.
+
+There was no other manner of saluting the ladies in France, Italy,
+Germany, and England. The cardinals enjoyed the privilege of kissing the
+lips of queens, even in Spain, though--what is singular--not in France,
+where the ladies have always had more liberties than elsewhere; but
+every country has its ceremonies, and there is no custom so general but
+chance may have produced an exception. It was an incivility, a rudeness,
+in receiving the first visit of a nobleman, if a lady did not kiss his
+lips--no matter about his mustaches. "It is an unpleasant custom," says
+Montaigne, "and offensive to the ladies to have to offer their lips to
+the three valets in his suite, however repulsive." This custom is,
+however, the most ancient in the world.
+
+If it is disagreeable to a young and pretty mouth to glue itself to one
+which is old and ugly, there is also great danger in the junction of
+fresh and vermilion lips of the age of twenty to twenty-five--a truth
+which has finally abolished the ceremony of kissing in mysteries and
+love-feasts. Hence also the seclusion of women throughout the East, who
+kiss only their fathers and brothers--a custom long ago introduced into
+Spain by the Arabs.
+
+Attend to the danger: there is a nerve which runs from the mouth to the
+heart, and thence lower still, which produces in the kiss an exquisitely
+dangerous sensation. Virtue may suffer from a prolonged and ardent kiss
+between two young pietists of the age of eighteen.
+
+It is remarkable that mankind, and turtles, and pigeons alone practise
+kissing; hence the Latin word "_columbatim_", which our language cannot
+render.
+
+We cannot decorously dwell longer on this interesting subject, although
+Montaigne says, "It should be spoken of without reserve; we boldly speak
+of killing, wounding, and betraying, while on this point we dare only
+whisper."
+
+
+
+
+LAUGHTER.
+
+
+That laughter is the sign of joy, as tears are of grief, is doubted by
+no one that ever laughed. They who seek for metaphysical causes of
+laughter are not mirthful, while they who are aware that laughter draws
+the zygomatic muscle backwards towards the ears, are doubtless very
+learned. Other animals have this muscle as well as ourselves, yet never
+laugh any more than they shed tears. The stag, to be sure, drops
+moisture from its eyes when in the extremity of distress, as does a dog
+dissected alive; but they weep not for their mistresses or friends, as
+we do. They break not out like us into fits of laughter at the sight of
+anything droll. Man is the only animal which laughs and weeps.
+
+As we weep only when we are afflicted, and laugh only when we are gay,
+certain reasoners have pretended that laughter springs from pride, and
+that we deem ourselves superior to that which we laugh at. It is true
+that man, who is a risible animal, is also a proud one; but it is not
+pride which produces laughter. A child who laughs heartily, is not merry
+because he regards himself as superior to those who excite his mirth;
+nor, laughing when he is tickled, is he to be held guilty of the mortal
+sin of pride. I was eleven years of age when I read to myself, for the
+first time, the "Amphitryon" of Molière, and laughed until I nearly fell
+backward. Was this pride? We are seldom proud when alone. Was it pride
+which caused the master of the golden ass to laugh when he saw the ass
+eat his supper? He who laughs is joyful at the moment, and is prompted
+by no other cause.
+
+It is not all joy which produces laughter: the greatest enjoyments are
+serious. The pleasures of love, ambition, or avarice, make nobody laugh.
+
+Laughter may sometimes extend to convulsions; it is even said that
+persons may die of laughter. I can scarcely believe it; but certainly
+there are more who die of grief.
+
+Violent emotions, which sometimes move to tears and sometimes to the
+appearance of laughter, no doubt distort the muscles of the mouth; this,
+however, is not genuine laughter, but a convulsion and a pain. The tears
+may sometimes be genuine, because the object is suffering, but laughter
+is not. It must have another name, and be called the "_risus
+sardonicus_"--sardonic smile.
+
+The malicious smile, the "_perfidum ridens_," is another thing; being
+the joy which is excited by the humiliation of another. The grin,
+"_cachinnus_," is bestowed on those who promise wonders and perform
+absurdities; it is nearer to hooting than to laughter. Our pride derides
+the vanity which would impose upon us. They hoot our friend Fréron in
+"The Scotchwoman", rather than laugh at him. I love to speak of friend
+Fréron, as in that case I laugh unequivocally.
+
+
+
+
+LAW (NATURAL).
+
+
+B. What is natural law?
+
+A. The instinct by which we feel justice.
+
+B. What do you call just and unjust?
+
+A. That which appears so to the whole world.
+
+B. The world is made up of a great many heads. It is said that at
+Lacedæmon thieves were applauded, while at Athens they were condemned to
+the mines.
+
+A. That is all a mere abuse of words, mere logomachy and ambiguity.
+Theft was impossible at Sparta, where all property was common. What you
+call theft was the punishment of avarice.
+
+B. It was forbidden for a man to marry his sister at Rome. Among the
+Egyptians, the Athenians, and even the Jews, a man was permitted to
+marry his sister by the father's side. It is not without regret that I
+cite the small and wretched nation of the Jews, who certainly ought
+never to be considered as a rule for any person, and who--setting aside
+religion--were never anything better than an ignorant, fanatical, and
+plundering horde. According to their books, however, the young Tamar,
+before she was violated by her brother Ammon, addressed him in these
+words: "I pray thee, my brother, do not so foolishly, but ask me in
+marriage of my father: he will not refuse thee."
+
+A. All these cases amount to mere laws of convention, arbitrary usages,
+transient modes. What is essential remains ever the same. Point out to
+me any country where it would be deemed respectable or decent to plunder
+me of the fruits of my labor, to break a solemn promise, to tell an
+injurious lie, to slander, murder, or poison, to be ungrateful to a
+benefactor, or to beat a father or mother presenting food to you.
+
+B. Have you forgotten that Jean Jacques, one of the fathers of the
+modern Church, has said that the first person who dared to enclose and
+cultivate a piece of ground was an enemy of the human race; that he
+ought to be exterminated; and that the fruits of the earth belonged to
+all, and the land to none? Have we not already examined this
+proposition, so beautiful in itself, and so conducive to the happiness
+of society?
+
+A. Who is this Jean Jacques? It is certainly not John the Baptist, nor
+John the Evangelist, nor James the Greater, nor James the Less; he must
+inevitably be some witling of a Hun, to write such abominable
+impertinence, or some ill-conditioned, malicious "_bufo magro_," who is
+never more happy than when sneering at what all the rest of the world
+deem most valuable and sacred. For, instead of damaging and spoiling the
+estate of a wise and industrious neighbor, he had only to imitate him,
+and induce every head of a family to follow his example, in order to
+form in a short time a most flourishing and happy village. The author of
+the passage quoted seems to me a thoroughly unsocial animal.
+
+B. You are of opinion, then, that by insulting and plundering the good
+man, for surrounding his garden and farmyard with a quick-set hedge, he
+has offended against natural law.
+
+A. Yes, most certainly; there is, I must repeat, a natural law; and it
+consists in neither doing ill to another, nor rejoicing at it, when from
+any cause whatsoever it befalls him.
+
+B. I conceive that man neither loves ill nor does it with any other view
+than to his own advantage. But so many men are urged on to obtain
+advantage to themselves by the injury of another; revenge is a passion
+of such violence; there are examples of it so terrible and fatal; and
+ambition, more terrible and fatal still, has so drenched the world with
+blood; that when I survey the frightful picture, I am tempted to
+confess, that a man is a being truly diabolical. I may certainly
+possess, deeply rooted in my heart, the notion of what is just and
+unjust; but an Attila, whom St. Leon extols and pays his court to; a
+Phocas, whom St. Gregory flatters with the most abject meanness;
+Alexander VI., polluted by so many incests, murders, and poisonings, and
+with whom the feeble Louis XII., commonly called "the Good," enters into
+the most strict and base alliance; a Cromwell, whose protection Cardinal
+Mazarin eagerly solicits, and to gratify whom he expels from France the
+heirs of Charles I., cousins-german of Louis XIV.--these, and a thousand
+similar examples, easily to be found in the records of history, totally
+disturb and derange my ideas, and I no longer know what I am doing or
+where I am.
+
+A. Well; but should the knowledge that storms are coming prevent our
+enjoying the beautiful sunshine and gentle and fragrant gales of the
+present day? Did the earthquake that destroyed half the city of Lisbon
+prevent your making a very pleasant journey from Madrid? If Attila was a
+bandit, and Cardinal Mazarin a knave, are there not some princes and
+ministers respectable and amiable men? Has it not been remarked, that in
+the war of 1701, the Council of Louis XIV. consisted of some of the most
+virtuous of mankind--the duke of Beauvilliers, the Marquis de Torcy,
+Marshal Villars, and finally Chamillard, who was not indeed considered a
+very able but still an honorable man? Does not the idea of just and
+unjust still exist? It is in fact on this that all laws are founded. The
+Greeks call laws "the daughters of heaven", which means simply, the
+daughters of nature. Have you no laws in your country?
+
+B. Yes; some good, and others bad.
+
+A. Where could you have taken the idea of them, but from the notions of
+natural law which every well-constructed mind has within itself? They
+must have been derived from these or nothing.
+
+B. You are right; there is a natural law, but it is still more natural
+to many people to forget or neglect it.
+
+A. It is natural also to be one-eyed, humpbacked, lame, deformed, and
+sickly; but we prefer persons well made and healthy.
+
+B. Why are there so many one-eyed and deformed minds?
+
+A. Hush! Consult, however, the article on "Omnipotence."
+
+
+
+
+LAW (SALIC).
+
+
+He who says that the Salic law was written with a pen from the wing of a
+two-headed eagle, by Pharamond's almoner, on the back of the patent
+containing Constantine's donation, was not, perhaps, very much mistaken.
+
+It is, say the doughty lawyers, the fundamental law of the French
+Empire. The great Jerome Bignon, in his book on "The Excellence of
+France," says that this law is derived from natural law, according to
+the great Aristotle, because "in families it was the father who
+governed, and no dower was given to daughters, as we read in relation to
+the father, mother, and brothers of Rebecca."
+
+He asserts that the kingdom of France is so excellent that it has
+religiously preserved this law, recommended both by Aristotle and the
+Old Testament. And to prove this excellence of France, he observes also,
+that the emperor Julian thought the wine of Surêne admirable.
+
+But in order to demonstrate the excellence of the Salic law, he refers
+to Froissart, according to whom the twelve peers of France said that
+"the kingdom of France is of such high nobility that it never ought to
+pass in succession to a female."
+
+It must be acknowledged that this decision is not a little uncivil to
+Spain, England, Naples, and Hungary, and more than all the rest to
+Russia, which has seen on its throne four empresses in succession.
+
+The kingdom of France is of great nobility; no doubt it is; but those of
+Spain, of Mexico, and Peru are also of great nobility, and there is
+great nobility also in Russia.
+
+It has been alleged that Sacred Scripture says the lilies neither toil
+nor spin; and thence it has been inferred that women ought not to reign
+in France. This certainly is another instance of powerful reasoning; but
+it has been forgotten that the leopards, which are--it is hard to say
+why--the arms of England, spin no more than the lilies which are--it is
+equally hard to say why--the arms of France. In a word, the circumstance
+that lilies have never been seen to spin does not absolutely demonstrate
+the exclusion of females from the throne to have been a fundamental law
+of the Gauls.
+
+
+_Of Fundamental Laws_.
+
+The fundamental law of every country is, that if people are desirous of
+having bread, they must sow corn; that if they wish for clothing, they
+must cultivate flax and hemp; that every owner of a field should have
+the uncontrolled management and dominion over it, whether that owner be
+male or female; that the half-barbarous Gaul should kill as many as ever
+he can of the wholly barbarous Franks, when they come from the banks of
+the Main, which they have not the skill and industry to cultivate, to
+carry off his harvests and flocks; without doing which the Gaul would
+either become a serf of the Frank, or be assassinated by him.
+
+It is upon this foundation that an edifice is well supported. One man
+builds upon a rock, and his house stands firm; another on the sands, and
+it falls to the ground. But a fundamental law, arising from the
+fluctuating inclinations of men, and yet at the same time irrevocable,
+is a contradiction in terms, a mere creature of imagination, a chimera,
+an absurdity; the power that makes the laws can change them. The Golden
+Bull was called "the fundamental law of the empire." It was ordained
+that there should never be more than seven Teutonic electors, for the
+very satisfactory and decisive reason that a certain Jewish chandelier
+had had no more than seven branches, and that there are no more than
+seven gifts of the Holy Spirit. This fundamental law had the epithet
+"eternal" applied to it by the all-powerful authority and infallible
+knowledge of Charles IV. God, however, did not think fit to allow of
+this assumption of "eternal" in Charles's parchments. He permitted other
+German emperors, out of their all-powerful authority and infallible
+knowledge, to add two branches to the chandelier, and two presents to
+the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit. Accordingly the electors are now
+nine in number.
+
+It was a very fundamental law that the disciples of the Lord Jesus
+should possess no private property, but have all things in common. There
+was afterwards a law that the bishops of Rome should be rich, and that
+the people should choose them. The last fundamental law is, that they
+are sovereigns, and elected by a small number of men clothed in scarlet,
+and constituting a society absolutely unknown in the time of Jesus. If
+the emperor, king of the Romans, always august, was sovereign master of
+Rome in fact, as he is according to the style of his patents and
+heraldry, the pope would be his grand almoner, until some other law,
+forever irrevocable, was announced, to be destroyed in its turn by some
+succeeding one.
+
+I will suppose--what may very possibly and naturally happen--that an
+emperor of Germany may have no issue but an only daughter, and that he
+may be a quiet, worthy man, understanding nothing about war. I will
+suppose that if Catherine II. does not destroy the Turkish Empire, which
+she has severely shaken in the very year in which I am now writing my
+reverie (the year 1771), the Turk will come and invade this good prince,
+notwithstanding his' being cherished and beloved by all his nine
+electors; that his daughter puts herself at the head of the troops with
+two young electors deeply enamored of her; that she beats the Ottomans,
+as Deborah beat General Sisera, and his three hundred thousand soldiers,
+and his three thousand chariots of war, in a little rocky plain at the
+foot of Mount Tabor; that this warlike princess drives the Mussulman
+even beyond Adrianople; that her father dies through joy at her success,
+or from any other cause; that the two lovers of the princess induce
+their seven colleagues to crown her empress, and that all the princes of
+the empire, and all the cities give their consent to it; what, in this
+case, becomes of the fundamental and eternal law which enacts that the
+holy Roman Empire cannot possibly pass from the lance to the distaff,
+that the two-headed eagle cannot spin, and that it is impossible to sit
+on the imperial throne without breeches? The old and absurd law would be
+derided, and the heroic empress reign at once in safety and in glory.
+
+_How The Salic Law Came To Be Established._
+
+We cannot contest the custom which has indeed passed into law, that
+decides against daughters inheriting the crown in France while there
+remains any male of the royal blood. This question has been long
+determined, and the seal of antiquity has been put to the decision. Had
+it been expressly brought from heaven, it could not be more revered by
+the French nation than it is. It certainly does not exactly correspond
+with the gallant courtesy of the nation; but the fact is, that it was in
+strict and rigorous observance before the nation was ever distinguished
+for its gallant courtesy.
+
+The president Hénault repeats, in his "Chronicle," what had been stated
+at random before him, that Clovis digested the Salic law in 511, the
+very year in which he died. I am very well disposed to believe that he
+actually did digest this law, and that he knew how to read and write,
+just as I am to believe that he was only fifteen years old when he
+undertook the conquest of the Gauls; but I do sincerely wish that any
+one would show me in the library of St.-Germain-des-Prés, or of St.
+Martin, the original document of the Salic law actually signed Clovis,
+or Clodovic, or Hildovic; from that we should at least learn his real
+name, which nobody at present knows.
+
+We have two editions of this Salic law; one by a person by the name of
+Herold, the other by Francis Pithou; and these are different, which is
+by no means a favorable presumption. When the text of a law is given
+differently in two documents, it is not only evident that one of the two
+is false, but it is highly probable that they are both so. No custom or
+usage of the Franks was written in our early times, and it would be
+excessively strange that the law of the Salii should have been so. This
+law, moreover, is in Latin, and it does not seem at all probable that,
+in the swamps between Suabia and Batavia, Clovis, or his predecessors,
+should speak Latin.
+
+It is supposed that this law has reference to the kings of France; and
+yet all the learned are agreed that the Sicambri, the Franks, and the
+Salii, had no kings, nor indeed any hereditary chiefs.
+
+The title of the Salic law begins with these words: "_In Christi
+nomine_"--"In the name of Christ." It was therefore made out of the
+Salic territory, as Christ was no more known by these barbarians than by
+the rest of Germany and all the countries of the North.
+
+This law is stated to have been drawn up by four distinguished lawyers
+of the Frank nation; these, in Herold's edition, are called Vuisogast,
+Arogast, Salegast, and Vuindogast. In Pithou's edition, the names are
+somewhat different. It has been unluckily discovered that these names
+are the old names, somewhat disguised, of certain cantons of Germany.
+
+In whatever period this law was framed in bad Latin, we find, in the
+article relating to allodial or freehold lands, "that no part of Salic
+land can be inherited by women." It is clear that this pretended law was
+by no means followed. In the first place, it appears from the formulæ of
+Marculphus that a father might leave his allodial land to his daughter,
+renouncing "a certain Salic law which is impious and abominable."
+
+Secondly, if this law be applied to fiefs, it is evident that the
+English kings, who were not of the Norman race, obtained all their great
+fiefs in France only through daughters.
+
+Thirdly, it is alleged to be necessary that a fief should be possessed
+by a man, because he was able as well as bound to fight for his lord;
+this itself shows that the law could not be understood to affect the
+rights to the throne. All feudal lords might fight just as well for a
+queen as for a king. A queen was not obliged to follow the practice so
+long in use, to put on a cuirass, and cover her limbs with armor, and
+set off trotting against the enemy upon a carthorse.
+
+It is certain, therefore, that the Salic law could have no reference to
+the crown, neither in connection with allodial lands, nor feudal holding
+and service.
+
+Mézeray says, "The imbecility of the sex precludes their reigning."
+Mézeray speaks here like a man neither of sense nor politeness. History
+positively and repeatedly falsifies his assertion. Queen Anne of
+England, who humbled Louis XIV.; the empress-queen of Hungary, who
+resisted King Louis XV., Frederick the Great, the elector of Bavaria,
+and various other princes; Elizabeth of England, who was the strength
+and support of our great Henry; the empress of Russia, of whom we have
+spoken already; all these decidedly show that Mézeray is not more
+correct than he is courteous in his observation. He could scarcely help
+knowing that Queen Blanche was in fact the reigning monarch under the
+name of her son; as Anne of Brittany was under that of Louis XII.
+
+Velly, the last writer of the history of France, and who on that very
+account ought to be the best, as he possessed all the accumulated
+materials of his predecessors, did not, however, always know how to turn
+his advantages to the best account. He inveighs with bitterness against
+the judicious and profound Rapin de Thoyras, and attempts to prove to
+him that no princess ever succeeded to the crown while any males
+remained who were capable of succeeding. That we all know perfectly
+well, and Thoyras never said the contrary.
+
+In that long age of barbarism, when the only concern of Europe was to
+commit usurpations and to sustain them, it must be acknowledged that
+kings, being often chiefs of banditti or warriors armed against those
+banditti, it was not possible to be subject to the government of a
+woman. Whoever was in possession of a great warhorse would engage in the
+work of rapine and murder only under the standard of a man mounted upon
+a great horse like himself. A buckler of oxhide served for a throne. The
+caliphs governed by the Koran, the popes were deemed to govern by the
+Gospel. The South saw no woman reign before Joan of Naples, who was
+indebted for her crown entirely to the affection of the people for King
+Robert, her grandfather, and to their hatred of Andrew, her husband.
+This Andrew was in reality of royal blood, but had been born in Hungary,
+at that time in a state of barbarism. He disgusted the Neapolitans by
+his gross manners, intemperance, and drunkenness. The amiable king
+Robert was obliged to depart from immemorial usage, and declare Joan
+alone sovereign by his will, which was approved by the nation.
+
+In the North we see no queen reigning in her own right before Margaret
+of Waldemar, who governed for some months in her own name about the year
+1377.
+
+Spain had no queen in her own right before the able Isabella in 1461. In
+England the cruel and bigoted Mary, daughter of Henry VIII., was the
+first woman who inherited the throne, as the weak and criminal Mary
+Stuart was in Scotland in the sixteenth century. The immense territory
+of Russia had no female sovereign before the widow of Peter the Great.
+
+The whole of Europe, and indeed I might say the whole world, was
+governed by warriors in the time when Philip de Valois supported his
+right against Edward III. This right of a male who succeeded to a male,
+seemed the law of all nations. "You are grandson of Philip the Fair,"
+said Valois to his competitor, "but as my right would be superior to
+that of the mother, it must be still more decidedly superior to that of
+the son. Your mother, in fact, could not communicate a right which she
+did not possess."
+
+It was therefore perfectly recognized in France that a prince of the
+blood royal, although in the remotest possible degree, should be heir to
+the crown in exclusion even of the daughter of the king. It is a law on
+which there is now not the slightest dispute whatever. Other nations
+have, since the full and universal recognition of this principle among
+ourselves, adjudged the throne to princesses. But France has still
+observed its ancient usage. Time has conferred on this usage the force
+of the most sacred of laws. At what time the Salic law was framed or
+interpreted is not of the slightest consequence; it does exist, it is
+respectable, it is useful; and its utility has rendered it sacred.
+
+_Examination Whether Daughters Are In All Cases Deprived Of Every
+Species Of Inheritance By This Salic Law._
+
+I have already bestowed the empire on a daughter in defiance of the
+Golden Bull. I shall have no difficulty in conferring on a daughter the
+kingdom of France. I have a better right to dispose of this realm than
+Pope Julian II., who deprived Louis XII. of it, and transferred it by
+his own single authority to the emperor Maximilian. I am better
+authorized to plead in behalf of the daughters of the house of France,
+than Pope Gregory XIII. and Cordelier Sextus-Quintus were to exclude
+from the throne our princes of the blood, under the pretence actually
+urged by these excellent priests, that Henry IV. and the princes of
+Condé were a "bastard and detestable race" of Bourbon--refined and holy
+words, which deserve ever to be remembered in order to keep alive the
+conviction of all we owe to the bishops of Rome. I may give my vote in
+the states-general, and no pope certainly can have any suffrage on it. I
+therefore give my vote without hesitation, some three or four hundred
+years from the present time, to a daughter of France, then the only
+descendant remaining in a direct line from Hugh Capet. I constitute her
+queen, provided she shall have been well educated, have a sound
+understanding, and be no bigot. I interpret in her favor that law which
+declares "_que fille ne doit mie succéder_"--that a daughter must in no
+case come to her succession. I understand by the words, that she must in
+no case succeed as long as there shall be any male. But on failure of
+males, I prove that the kingdom belongs to her by nature, which ordains
+it, and for the benefit of the nation.
+
+I invite all good Frenchmen to show the same respect as myself for the
+blood of so many kings. I consider this as the only method of preventing
+factions which would dismember the state. I propose that she shall reign
+in her own right, and that she shall be married to some amiable and
+respectable prince, who shall assume her name and arms, and who, in his
+own right, shall possess some territory which shall be annexed to
+France; as we have seen Maria Theresa of Hungary united in marriage to
+Francis, duke of Lorraine, the most excellent prince in the world.
+
+What Celt will refuse to acknowledge her, unless we should discover some
+other beautiful and accomplished princess of the issue of Charlemagne,
+whose family was expelled by Hugh Capet, notwithstanding the Salic law?
+or unless indeed we should find a princess fairer and more accomplished
+still, an unquestionable descendant from Clovis, whose family was before
+expelled by Pepin, his own domestic, notwithstanding, be it again
+remembered, the Salic law.
+
+I shall certainly find no involved and difficult intrigues necessary to
+obtain the consecration of my royal heroine at Rheims, or Chartres, or
+in the chapel of the Louvre--for either would effectually answer the
+purpose; or even to dispense with any consecration at all. For monarchs
+reign as well when not consecrated as when consecrated. The kings and
+queens of Spain observe no such ceremony.
+
+Among all the families of the king's secretaries, no person will be
+found to dispute the throne with this Capetian princess. The most
+illustrious houses are so jealous of each other that they would
+infinitely prefer obeying the daughter of kings to being under the
+government of one of their equals.
+
+Recognized by the whole of France, she will receive the homage of all
+her subjects with a grace and majesty which will induce them to love as
+much as they revere her; and all the poets will compose verses in her
+honor.
+
+
+
+
+LAW (CIVIL AND ECCLESIASTICAL).
+
+
+The following notes were found among the papers of a lawyer, and are
+perhaps deserving some consideration:
+
+That no ecclesiastical law should be of any force until it has received
+the express sanction of government. It was upon this principle that
+Athens and Rome were never involved in religious quarrels.
+
+These quarrels fall to the lot of those nations only that have never
+been civilized, or that have afterwards been again reduced to barbarism.
+
+That the magistrate alone should have authority to prohibit labor on
+festivals, because it does not become priests to forbid men to cultivate
+their fields.
+
+That everything relating to marriages depends solely upon the
+magistrate, and that the priests should be confined to the august
+function of blessing them.
+
+That lending money at interest is purely an object of the civil law, as
+that alone presides over commerce.
+
+That all ecclesiastical persons should be, in all cases whatever, under
+the perfect control of the government, because they are subjects of the
+state.
+
+That men should never be so disgracefully ridiculous as to pay to a
+foreign priest the first year's revenue of an estate, conferred by
+citizens upon a priest who is their fellow-citizen.
+
+That no priest should possess authority to deprive a citizen even of the
+smallest of his privileges, under the pretence that that citizen is a
+sinner; because the priest, himself a sinner, ought to pray for sinners,
+and not to judge them.
+
+That magistrates, cultivators, and priests, should alike contribute to
+the expenses of the state, because all alike belong to the state.
+
+That there should be only one system of weights and measures, and
+usages.
+
+That the punishment of criminals should be rendered useful. A man that
+is hanged is no longer useful; but a man condemned to the public works
+is still serviceable to his country, and a living lecture against crime.
+
+That the whole law should be clear, uniform, and precise; to interpret
+it is almost always to corrupt it.
+
+That nothing should be held infamous but vice.
+
+That taxes should be imposed always in just proportion.
+
+That law should never be in contradiction to usage; for, if the usage is
+good, the law is worth nothing.
+
+
+
+
+LAWS.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+It is difficult to point out a single nation living under a system of
+good laws. This is not attributable merely to the circumstance that laws
+are the productions of men, for men have produced works of great utility
+and excellence; and those who invented and brought to perfection the
+various arts of life were capable of devising a respectable code of
+jurisprudence. But laws have proceeded, in almost every state, from the
+interest of the legislator, from the urgency of the moment, from
+ignorance, and from superstition, and have accordingly been made at
+random, and irregularly, just in the same manner in which cities have
+been built. Take a view of Paris, and observe the contrast between that
+quarter of it where the fish-market (Halles) is situated, the St.
+Pierre-aux-bœufs, the streets Brisemiche and Pet-au-diable and the
+beauty and splendor of the Louvre and the Tuileries. This is a correct
+image of our laws.
+
+It was only after London had been reduced to ashes that it became at all
+fit to be inhabited. The streets, after that catastrophe, were widened
+and straightened. If you are desirous of having good laws, burn those
+which you have at present, and make fresh ones.
+
+The Romans were without fixed laws for the space of three hundred years;
+they were obliged to go and request some from the Athenians, who gave
+them such bad ones that they were almost all of them soon abrogated. How
+could Athens itself be in possession of a judicious and complete system?
+That of Draco was necessarily abolished, and that of Solon soon expired.
+
+Our customary or common law of Paris is interpreted differently by
+four-and-twenty commentaries, which decidedly proves, the same number of
+times, that it is ill conceived. It is in contradiction to a hundred and
+forty other usages, all having the force of law in the same nation, and
+all in contradiction to each other. There are therefore, in a single
+department in Europe, between the Alps and the Pyrenees, more than forty
+distinct small populations, who call themselves fellow-countrymen, but
+who are in reality as much strangers to one another as Tonquin is to
+Cochin China.
+
+It is the same in all provinces of Spain. It is in Germany much worse.
+No one there knows what are the rights of the chief or of the members.
+The inhabitant of the banks of the Elbe is connected with the cultivator
+of Suabia only in speaking nearly the same language, which, it must be
+admitted, is rather an unpolished and coarse one.
+
+The English nation has more uniformity; but having extricated itself
+from servitude and barbarism only by occasional efforts, by fits and
+convulsive starts, and having even in its state of freedom retained many
+laws formerly promulgated, either by the great tyrants who contended in
+rivalship for the throne, or the petty tyrants who seized upon the power
+and honors of the prelacy, it has formed altogether a body of laws of
+great vigor and efficacy, but which still exhibit many bruises and
+wounds, very clumsily patched and plastered.
+
+The intellect of Europe has made greater progress within the last
+hundred years than the whole world had done before since the days of
+Brahma, Fohi, Zoroaster, and the Thaut of Egypt. What then is the cause
+that legislation has made so little?
+
+After the fifth century, we were all savages. Such are the revolutions
+which take place on the globe; brigands pillaging and cultivators
+pillaged made up the masses of mankind from the recesses of the Baltic
+Sea to the Strait of Gibraltar; and when the Arabs made their appearance
+in the South, the desolation of ravage and confusion was universal.
+
+In our department of Europe, the small number, being composed of daring
+and ignorant men, used to conquest and completely armed for battle, and
+the greater number, composed of ignorant, unarmed slaves, scarcely any
+one of either class knowing how to read or write--not even Charlemagne
+himself--it happened very naturally that the Roman Church, with its pen
+and ceremonies, obtained the guidance and government of those who passed
+their life on horseback with their lances couched and the morion on
+their heads.
+
+The descendants of the Sicambri, the Burgundians, the Ostrogoths,
+Visigoths, Lombards, Heruli, etc., felt the necessity of something in
+the shape of laws. They sought for them where they were to be found. The
+bishops of Rome knew how to make them in Latin. The barbarians received
+them with greater respect in consequence of not understanding them. The
+decretals of the popes, some genuine, others most impudently forged,
+became the code of the new governors, "_regas_"; lords, "_leus_"; and
+barons, who had appropriated the lands. They were the wolves who
+suffered themselves to be chained up by the foxes. They retained their
+ferocity, but it was subjugated by credulity and the fear which
+credulity naturally produces. Gradually Europe, with the exception of
+Greece and what still belonged to the Eastern Empire, became subjected
+to the dominion of Rome, and the poet's verse might be again applied as
+correctly as before: _Romanos rerum dominos gentemque togatam._--Æneid,
+i, 286.
+
+ The subject world shall Rome's dominion own,
+ And prostrate shall adore the nation of the gown.
+ --DRYDEN.
+
+Almost all treaties being accompanied by the sign of the cross, and by
+an oath which was frequently administered over some relics, everything
+was thus brought within the jurisdiction of the Church. Rome, as
+metropolitan, was supreme judge in causes, from the Cimbrian Chersonesus
+to Gascony; and a thousand feudal lords, uniting their own peculiar
+usages with the canon law, produced in the result that monstrous
+jurisprudence of which there at present exist so many remains. Which
+would have been better--no laws at all, or such as these?
+
+It was beneficial to an empire of more vast extent than that of Rome to
+remain for a long time in a state of chaos; for, as every valuable
+institution was still to be formed, it was easier to build a new edifice
+than to repair one whose ruins were looked upon as sacred.
+
+The legislatrix of the North, in 1767, collected deputies from all the
+provinces which contained about twelve hundred thousand square leagues.
+There were Pagans, Mahometans of the sect of Ali, and others of the sect
+of Omar, and about twelve different sects of Christians. Every law was
+distinctly proposed to this new synod; and if it appeared conformable to
+the interest of all the provinces, it then received the sanction of the
+empress and the nation.
+
+The first law that was brought forward and carried, was a law of
+toleration, that the Greek priest might never forget that the Latin
+priest was his fellow-man; that the Mussulman might bear with his Pagan
+brother; and that the Roman Catholic might not be tempted to sacrifice
+his brother Presbyterian.
+
+The empress wrote with her own hand, in this grand council of
+legislation, "Among so many different creeds, the most injurious error
+would be intolerance."
+
+It is now unanimously agreed that there is in a state only one
+authority; that the proper expressions to be used are, "civil power,"
+and "ecclesiastical discipline"; and that the allegory of the two swords
+is a dogma of discord.
+
+She began with emancipating the serfs of her own particular domain. She
+emancipated all those of the ecclesiastical domains. She might thus be
+said to have created men out of slaves.
+
+The prelates and monks were paid out of the public treasury. Punishments
+were proportioned to crimes, and the punishments were of a useful
+character; offenders were for the greater part condemned to labor on
+public works, as the dead man can be of no service to the living.
+
+The torture was abolished, because it punishes a man before he is known
+to be guilty; because the Romans never put any to the torture but their
+slaves; and because torture tends to saving the guilty and destroying
+the innocent.
+
+This important business had proceeded thus far, when Mustapha III., the
+son of Mahmoud, obliged the empress to suspend her code and proceed to
+fighting.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+I have attempted to discover some ray of light in the mythological times
+of China which precede Fohi, but I have attempted in vain.
+
+At the period, however, in which Fohi flourished, which was about three
+thousand years before the new and common era of our northwestern part of
+the world, I perceive wise and mild laws already established by a
+beneficent sovereign. The ancient books of the Five Kings, consecrated
+by the respect of so many ages, treat of the institution of agriculture,
+of pastoral economy, of domestic economy, of that simple astronomy which
+regulates the different seasons, and of the music which, by different
+modulations, summoned men to their respective occupations. Fohi
+flourished, beyond dispute, more than five thousand years ago. We may
+therefore form some judgment of the great antiquity of an immense
+population, thus instructed by an emperor on every topic that could
+contribute to their happiness. In the laws of that monarch I see nothing
+but what is mild, useful and amiable.
+
+I was afterwards induced to inspect the code of a small nation, or
+horde, which arrived about two thousand years after the period of which
+we have been speaking, from a frightful desert on the banks of the river
+Jordan, in a country enclosed and bristled with peaked mountains. These
+laws have been transmitted to ourselves, and are daily held up to us as
+the model of wisdom. The following are a few of them:
+
+"Not to eat the pelican, nor the ossifrage, nor the griffin, nor the
+ixion, nor the eel, nor the hare, because the hare ruminates, and has
+not its foot cloven."
+
+"Against men sleeping with their wives during certain periodical
+affections, under pain of death to both of the offending parties."
+
+"To exterminate without pity all the unfortunate inhabitants of the land
+of Canaan, who were not even acquainted with them; to slaughter the
+whole; to massacre all, men and women, old men, children, and animals,
+for the greater glory of God."
+
+"To sacrifice to the Lord whatever any man shall have devoted as an
+anathema to the Lord, and to slay it without power of ransom."
+
+"To burn widows who, not being able to be married again to their
+brothers-in-law, had otherwise consoled themselves on the highway or
+elsewhere," etc.
+
+A Jesuit, who was formerly a missionary among the cannibals, at the time
+when Canada still belonged to the king of France, related to me that
+once, as he was explaining these Jewish laws to his neophytes, a little
+impudent Frenchman, who was present at the catechising, cried out, "They
+are the laws of cannibals." One of the Indians replied to him, "You are
+to know, Mr. Flippant, that we are people of some decency and kindness.
+We never had among us any such laws; and if we had not some kindness and
+decency, we should treat you as an inhabitant of Canaan, in order to
+teach you civil language."
+
+It appears upon a comparison of the code of the Chinese with that of the
+Hebrews, that laws naturally follow the manners of the people who make
+them. If vultures and doves had laws, they would undoubtedly be of a
+very different character.
+
+
+SECTION III.
+
+Sheep live in society very mildly and agreeably; their character passes
+for being a very gentle one, because we do not see the prodigious
+quantity of animals devoured by them. We may, however, conceive that
+they eat them very innocently and without knowing it, just as we do when
+we eat Sassenage cheese. The republic of sheep is a faithful image of
+the age of gold.
+
+A hen-roost exhibits the most perfect representation of monarchy. There
+is no king comparable to a cock. If he marches haughtily and fiercely in
+the midst of his people, it is not out of vanity. If the enemy is
+advancing, he does not content himself with issuing an order to his
+subjects to go and be killed for him, in virtue of his unfailing
+knowledge and resistless power; he goes in person himself, ranges his
+young troops behind him, and fights to the last gasp. If he conquers, it
+is himself who sings the "_Te Deum._" In his civil or domestic life,
+there is nothing so gallant, so respectable, and so disinterested.
+Whether he has in his royal beak a grain of corn or a grub-worm, he
+bestows it on the first of his female subjects that comes within his
+presence. In short, Solomon in his harem was not to be compared to a
+cock in a farm-yard.
+
+If it be true that bees are governed by a queen to whom all her subjects
+make love, that is a more perfect government still.
+
+Ants are considered as constituting an excellent democracy. This is
+superior to every other state, as all are, in consequence of such a
+constitution, on terms of equality, and every individual is employed for
+the happiness of all. The republic of beavers is superior even to that
+of ants; at least, if we may judge by their performances in masonry.
+
+Monkeys are more like merry-andrews than a regularly governed people;
+they do not appear associated under fixed and fundamental laws, like the
+species previously noticed.
+
+We resemble monkeys more than any other animals in the talent of
+imitation, in the levity of our ideas, and in that inconstancy which has
+always prevented our having uniform and durable laws.
+
+When nature formed our species, and imparted to us a certain portion of
+instinct, self-love for our own preservation, benevolence for the safety
+and comfort of others, love which is common to every class of animal
+being, and the inexplicable gift of combining more ideas than all the
+inferior animals together--after bestowing on us this outfit she said to
+us: "Go, and do the best you can."
+
+There is not a good code of laws in any single country. The reason is
+obvious: laws have been made for particular purposes, according to time,
+place, exigencies, and not with general and systematic views.
+
+When the exigencies upon which laws were founded are changed or removed,
+the laws themselves become ridiculous. Thus the law which forbade eating
+pork and drinking wine was perfectly reasonable in Arabia, where pork
+and wine are injurious; but at Constantinople it is absurd.
+
+The law which confers the whole fief or landed property on the eldest
+son, is a very good one in a time of general anarchy and pillage. The
+eldest is then the commander of the castle, which sooner or later will
+be attacked by brigands; the younger brothers will be his chief
+officers, and the laborers his soldiers. All that is to be apprehended
+is that the younger brother may assassinate or poison the elder, his
+liege lord, in order to become himself the master of the premises; but
+such instances are uncommon, because nature has so combined our
+instincts and passions, that we feel a stronger horror against
+assassinating our elder brother, than we feel a desire to succeed to his
+authority and estate. But this law, which was suitable enough to the
+owners of the gloomy, secluded, and turreted mansions, in the days of
+Chilperic, is detestable when the case relates wholly to the division of
+family property in a civilized and well-governed city.
+
+To the disgrace of mankind, the laws of play or gaming are, it is well
+known, the only ones that are throughout just, clear, inviolable, and
+carried into impartial and perfect execution. Why is the Indian who laid
+down the laws of a game of chess willingly and promptly obeyed all over
+the world, while the decretals of the popes, for example, are at present
+an object of horror and contempt? The reason is, that the inventor of
+chess combined everything with caution and exactness for the
+satisfaction of the players, and that the popes in their decretals
+looked solely to their own advantage. The Indian was desirous at once of
+exercising the minds of men and furnishing them with amusement; the
+popes were desirous of debasing and brutifying them. Accordingly, the
+game of chess has remained substantially the same for upwards of five
+thousand years, and is common to all the inhabitants of the earth; while
+the decretals are known only at Spoleto, Orvieto, and Loretto, and are
+there secretly despised even by the most shallow and contemptible of the
+practitioners.
+
+
+SECTION IV.
+
+During the reigns of Vespasian and Titus, when the Romans were
+disembowelling the Jews, a rich Israelite fled with all the gold he had
+accumulated by his occupation as a usurer, and conveyed to Ezion-Geber
+the whole of his family, which consisted of his wife, then far advanced
+in years, a son, and a daughter; he had in his train two eunuchs, one of
+whom acted as a cook, and the other as a laborer and vine-dresser; and a
+pious Essenian, who knew the Pentateuch completely by heart, acted as
+his almoner. All these embarked at the port of Ezion-Geber, traversed
+the sea commonly called Red, although it is far from being so, and
+entered the Persian Gulf to go in search of the land of Ophir, without
+knowing where it was. A dreadful tempest soon after this came on, which
+drove the Hebrew family towards the coast of India; and the vessel was
+wrecked on one of the Maldive islands now called Padrabranca, but which
+was at that time uninhabited.
+
+The old usurer and his wife were drowned; the son and daughter, the two
+eunuchs, and the almoner were saved. They took as much of the provisions
+out of the wreck as they were able; erected for themselves little cabins
+on the island, and lived there with considerable convenience and
+comfort. You are aware that the island of Padrabranca is within five
+degrees of the line, and that it furnishes the largest cocoanuts and the
+best pineapples in the world; it was pleasant to have such a lovely
+asylum at a time when the favorite people of God were elsewhere exposed
+to persecution and massacre; but the Essenian could not refrain from
+tears when he reflected, that perhaps those on that happy island were
+the only Jews remaining on the earth, and that the seed of Abraham was
+to be annihilated.
+
+"Its restoration depends entirely upon you," said the young Jew; "marry
+my sister." "I would willingly," said the almoner, "but it is against
+the law. I am an Essenian; I have made a vow never to marry; the law
+enjoins the strictest observance of a vow; the Jewish race may come to
+an end, if it must be so; but I will certainly not marry your sister in
+order to prevent it, beautiful and amiable as I admit she is."
+
+"My two eunuchs," resumed the Jew, "can be of no service in this affair;
+I will therefore marry her myself, if you have no objection; and you
+shall bestow the usual marriage benediction."
+
+"I had a hundred times rather be disembowelled by the Roman soldiers,"
+said the almoner, "than to be instrumental to your committing incest;
+were she your sister by the father's side only, the law would allow of
+your marriage; but as she is your sister by the same mother, such a
+marriage would be abominable."
+
+"I can readily admit," returned the young man, "that it would be a crime
+at Jerusalem, where I might see many other young women, one of whom I
+might marry; but in the isle of Padrabranca, where I see nothing but
+cocoanuts, pineapples, and oysters, I consider the case to be very
+allowable."
+
+The Jew accordingly married his sister, and had a daughter by her,
+notwithstanding all the protestations of the Essenian; and this was the
+only offspring of a marriage which one of them thought very legitimate,
+and the other absolutely abominable.
+
+After the expiration of fourteen years, the mother died; and the father
+said to the almoner, "Have you at length got rid of your old prejudices?
+Will you marry my daughter?" "God preserve me from it," said the
+Essenian. "Then," said the father, "I will marry her myself, come what
+will of it; for I cannot bear that the seed of Abraham should be totally
+annihilated." The Essenian, struck with inexpressible horror, would
+dwell no longer with a man who thus violated and defiled the law, and
+fled. The new-married man loudly called after him, saying, "Stay here,
+my friend. I am observing the law of nature, and doing good to my
+country; do not abandon your friends." The other suffered him to call,
+and continue to call, in vain; his head was full of the law; and he
+stopped not till he had reached, by swimming, another island.
+
+This was the large island of Attola, highly populous and civilized; as
+soon as he landed he was made a slave. He complained bitterly of the
+inhospitable manner in which he had been received; he was told that such
+was the law, and that, ever since the island had been very nearly
+surprised and taken by the inhabitants of that of Ada, it had been
+wisely enacted that all strangers landing at Attola should be made
+slaves. "It is impossible that can ever be a law," said the Essenian,
+"for it is not in the Pentateuch." He was told in reply, that it was to
+be found in the digest of the country; and he remained a slave:
+fortunately he had a kind and wealthy master, who treated him very well,
+and to whom he became strongly attached.
+
+Some murderers once came to the house in which he lived, to kill his
+master and carry off his treasure. They inquired of the slaves if he was
+at home, and had much money there. "We assure you, on our oaths," said
+the slaves, "that he is not at home." But the Essenian said: "The law
+does not allow lying; I swear to you that he is at home, and that he has
+a great deal of money." The master was, in consequence, robbed and
+murdered; the slaves accused the Essenian, before the judges, of having
+betrayed his master. The Essenian said, that he would tell no lies, and
+that nothing in the world should induce him to tell one; and he was
+hanged.
+
+This history was related to me, with many similar ones, on the last
+voyage I made from India to France. When I arrived, I went to Versailles
+on business, and saw in the street a beautiful woman, followed by many
+others who were also beautiful. "Who is that beautiful woman?" said I to
+the barrister who had accompanied me; for I had a cause then depending
+before the Parliament of Paris about some dresses that I had had made in
+India, and I was desirous of having my counsel as much with me as
+possible. "She is the daughter of the king," said he, "she is amiable
+and beneficent; it is a great pity that, in no case or circumstance
+whatever, such a woman as that can become queen of France." "What!" I
+replied, "if we had the misfortune to lose all her relations and the
+princes of the blood--which God forbid--would not she, in that case,
+succeed to the throne of her father?" "No," said the counsellor; "the
+Salic law expressly forbids it." "And who made this Salic law?" said I
+to the counsellor. "I do not at all know," said he; "but it is
+pretended, that among an ancient people called the Salii, who were
+unable either to read or write, there existed a written law, which
+enacted, that in the Salic territory a daughter should not inherit any
+freehold." "And I," said I to him, "I abolish that law; you assure me
+that this princess is amiable and beneficent; she would, therefore,
+should the calamity occur of her being the last existing personage of
+royal blood, have an incontestable right to the crown: my mother
+inherited from her father; and in the case supposed, I am resolved that
+this princess shall inherit from hers."
+
+On the ensuing day, my suit was decided in one of the chambers of
+parliament, and I lost everything by a single vote; my counsellor told
+me, that in another chamber I should have gained everything by a single
+vote. "That is a very curious circumstance," said I: "at that rate each
+chamber proceeds by a different law." "That is just the case," said he:
+"there are twenty-five commentaries on the common law of Paris: that is
+to say, it is proved five and twenty times over, that the common law of
+Paris is equivocal; and if there had been five and twenty chambers of
+judges, there would be just as many different systems of jurisprudence.
+We have a province," continued he, "fifteen leagues distant from Paris,
+called Normandy, where the judgment in your cause would have been very
+different from what it was here." This statement excited in me a strong
+desire to see Normandy; and I accordingly went thither with one of my
+brothers. At the first inn, we met with a young man who was almost in a
+state of despair. I inquired of him what was his misfortune; he told me
+it was having an elder brother. "Where," said I, "can be the great
+calamity of having an elder brother? The brother I have is my elder, and
+yet we live very happily together." "Alas! sir," said he to me, "the law
+of this place gives everything to the elder brother, and of course
+leaves nothing for the younger ones." "That," said I, "is enough,
+indeed, to disturb and distress you; among us everything is divided
+equally; and yet, sometimes, brothers have no great affection for one
+another."
+
+These little adventures occasioned me to make some observations, which
+of course were very ingenious and profound, upon the subject of laws;
+and I easily perceived that it was with them as it is with our garments:
+I must wear a doliman at Constantinople, and a coat at Paris.
+
+"If all human laws," said I, "are matters of convention, nothing is
+necessary but to make a good bargain." The citizens of Delhi and Agra
+say that they have made a very bad one with Tamerlane: those of London
+congratulate themselves on having made a very good one with King William
+of Orange. A citizen of London once said to me: "Laws are made by
+necessity, and observed through force." I asked him if force did not
+also occasionally make laws, and if William, the bastard and conqueror,
+had not chosen simply to issue his orders without condescending to make
+any convention or bargain with the English at all. "True," said he, "it
+was so: we were oxen at that time; William brought us under the yoke,
+and drove us with a goad; since that period we have been metamorphosed
+into men; the horns, however, remain with us still, and we use them as
+weapons against every man who attempts making us work for him and not
+for ourselves."
+
+With my mind full of all these reflections, I could not help feeling a
+sensible gratification in thinking, that there exists a natural law
+entirely independent of all human conventions: The fruit of my labor
+ought to be my own: I am bound to honor my father and mother: I have no
+right over the life of my neighbor, nor has my neighbor over mine, etc.
+But when I considered, that from Chedorlaomer to Mentzel, colonel of
+hussars, every one kills and plunders his neighbor according to law, and
+with his patent in his pocket, I was greatly distressed.
+
+I was told that laws existed even among robbers, and that there were
+laws also in war. I asked what were the laws of war. "They are," said
+some one, "to hang up a brave officer for maintaining a weak post
+without cannon; to hang a prisoner, if the enemy have hanged any of
+yours; to ravage with fire and sword those villages which shall not have
+delivered up their means of subsistence by an appointed day, agreeably
+to the commands of the gracious sovereign of the vicinage." "Good," said
+I, "that is the true spirit of laws." After acquiring a good deal of
+information, I found that there existed some wise laws, by which a
+shepherd is condemned to nine years' imprisonment and labor in the
+galleys, for having given his sheep a little foreign salt. My neighbor
+was ruined by a suit on account of two oaks belonging to him, which he
+had cut down in his wood, because he had omitted a mere form of
+technicality with which it was almost impossible that he should have
+been acquainted; his wife died, in consequence, in misery; and his son
+is languishing out a painful existence. I admit that these laws are
+just, although their execution is a little severe; but I must
+acknowledge I am no friend to laws which authorize a hundred thousand
+neighbors loyally to set about cutting one another's throats. It appears
+to me that the greater part of mankind have received from nature a
+sufficient portion of what is called common sense for making laws, but
+that the whole world has not justice enough to make good laws.
+
+Simple and tranquil cultivators, collected from every part of the world,
+would easily agree that every one should be free to sell the superfluity
+of his own corn to his neighbor, and that every law contrary to it is
+both inhuman and absurd; that the value of money, being the
+representative of commodities, ought no more to be tampered with than
+the produce of the earth; that the father of a family should be master
+in his own house; that religion should collect men together, to unite
+them in kindness and friendship, and not to make them fanatics and
+persecutors; and that those who labor ought not to be deprived of the
+fruits of their labor, to endow superstition and idleness. In the course
+of an hour, thirty laws of this description, all of a nature beneficial
+to mankind, would be unanimously agreed to.
+
+But let Tamerlane arrive and subjugate India, and you will then see
+nothing but arbitrary laws. One will oppress and grind down a whole
+province, merely to enrich one of Tamerlane's collectors of revenue;
+another will screw up to the crime of high treason, speaking
+contemptuously of the mistress of a rajah's chief valet; a third will
+extort from the farmer a moiety of his harvest, and dispute with him the
+right to the remainder; in short, there will be laws by which a Tartar
+sergeant will be authorized to seize your children in the cradle--to
+make one, who is robust, a soldier--to convert another, who is weak,
+into a eunuch--and thus to leave the father and mother without
+assistance and without consolation.
+
+But which would be preferable, being Tamerlane's dog or his subject? It
+is evident that the condition of his dog would be by far the better one.
+
+
+
+
+LAWS (SPIRIT OF).
+
+
+It would be admirable, if from all the books upon laws by Bodin, Hobbes,
+Grotius, Puffendorf, Montesquieu, Barbeyrac, and Burlamaqui, some
+general law was adopted by the whole of the tribunals of Europe upon
+succession, contracts, revenue offences, etc. But neither the citations
+of Grotius, nor those of Puffendorf, nor those of the "Spirit of Laws,"
+have ever led to a sentence in the Châtelet of Paris or the Old Bailey
+of London. We weary ourselves with Grotius, pass some agreeable moments
+with Montesquieu; but if process be deemed advisable, we run to our
+attorney.
+
+It has been said that the letter kills, but that in the spirit there is
+life. It is decidedly the contrary in the book of Montesquieu; the
+spirit is diffusive, and the letter teaches nothing.
+
+_False Citations In The "Spirit Of Laws", And False Consequences Drawn
+From Them By The Author._
+
+It is observed, that "the English, to favor liberty, have abstracted all
+the intermediate powers which formed part of their constitution."
+
+On the contrary, they have preserved the Upper House, and the greater
+part of the jurisdictions which stand between the crown and the people.
+
+"The establishment of a vizier in a despotic state is a fundamental
+law."
+
+[Illustration: Montesquieu.]
+
+A judicious critic has remarked that this is as much as to say that the
+office of the mayors of the palace was a fundamental office. Constantine
+was highly despotic, yet had no grand vizier. Louis XIV. was less
+despotic, and had no first minister. The popes are sufficiently
+despotic, and yet seldom possess them.
+
+"The sale of employments is good in monarchical states, because it makes
+it the profession of persons of family to undertake employments, which
+they would not fulfil from disinterested motives alone."
+
+Is it Montesquieu who writes these odious lines? What! because the vices
+of Francis I. deranged the public finances, must we sell to ignorant
+young men the right of deciding upon the honor, fortune, and lives of
+the people? What! is it good in a monarchy, that the office of
+magistrate should become a family provision? If this infamy was
+salutary, some other country would have adopted it as well as France;
+but there is not another monarchy on earth which has merited the
+opprobrium. This monstrous anomaly sprang from the prodigality of a
+ruined and spendthrift monarch, and the vanity of certain citizens whose
+fathers possessed money; and the wretched abuse has always been weakly
+attacked, because it was felt that reimbursement would be difficult. It
+would be a thousand times better, said a great jurisconsult, to sell the
+treasure of all the convents, and the plate of all the churches, than to
+sell justice. When Francis I. seized the silver grating of St. Martin,
+he did harm to no one; St. Martin complained not, and parted very easily
+with his screen; but to sell the place of judge, and at the same time
+make the judge swear that he has not bought it, is a base sacrilege.
+
+Let us complain that Montesquieu has dishonored his work by such
+paradoxes--but at the same time let us pardon him. His uncle purchased
+the office of a provincial president, and bequeathed it to him. Human
+nature is to be recognized in everything, and there are none of us
+without weakness.
+
+"Behold how industriously the Muscovite government seeks to emerge from
+despotism."
+
+Is it in abolishing the patriarchate and the active militia of the
+strelitzes; in being the absolute master of the troops, of the revenue,
+and of the church, of which the functionaries are paid from the public
+treasury alone? or is it proved by making laws to render that power as
+sacred as it is mighty? It is melancholy, that in so many citations and
+so many maxims, the contrary of what is asserted should be almost always
+the truth.
+
+"The luxury of those who possess the necessaries of life only, will be
+zero; the luxury of those who possess as much again, will be equal to
+one; of those who possess double the means of the latter, three; and so
+on."
+
+The latter will possess three times the excess beyond the necessaries of
+life; but it by no means follows that he will possess three times as
+many luxuries; for he may be thrice as avaricious, or may employ the
+superfluity in commerce, or in portions to his daughters. These
+propositions are not affairs of arithmetic, and such calculations are
+miserable quackery.
+
+"The Samnites had a fine custom, which must have produced admirable
+results. The young man declared the most worthy chose a wife where he
+pleased; he who had the next number of suffrages in his favor followed,
+and so on throughout."
+
+The author has mistaken the Sunites, a people of Scythia, for the
+Samnites, in the neighborhood of Rome. He quotes a fragment of Nicholas
+de Demas, preserved by Stobæus: but is the said Nicholas a sufficient
+authority? This fine custom would moreover be very injurious in a
+well-governed country; for if the judges should be deceived in the young
+man declared the most worthy; if the female selected should not like
+him; or if he were objectionable in the eyes of the girl's parents, very
+fatal results might follow.
+
+"On reading the admirable work of Tacitus on the manners of the Germans,
+it will be seen that it is from them the English drew the idea of their
+political government. That admirable system originated in the woods."
+
+The houses of peers and of commons, and the English courts of law and
+equity, found in the woods! Who would have supposed it? Without doubt,
+the English owe their squadrons and their commerce to the manners of the
+Germans; and the sermons of Tillotson to those pious German sorcerers
+who sacrificed their prisoners, and judged of their success in war by
+the manner in which the blood flowed. We must believe, also, that the
+English are indebted for their fine manufactures to the laudable
+practice of the Germans, who, as Tacitus observers, preferred robbery to
+toil.
+
+"Aristotle ranked among monarchies the governments both of Persia and
+Lacedæmon; but who cannot perceive that the one was a despotism, the
+other a republic?"
+
+Who, on the contrary, cannot perceive that Lacedæmon had a single king
+for four hundred years, and two kings until the extinction of the
+Heraclidæ, a period of about a thousand years? We know that no king was
+despotic of right, not even in Persia; but every bold and dissembling
+prince who amasses money, becomes despotic in a little time, either in
+Persia or Lacedæmon; and, therefore, Aristotle distinguishes every state
+possessing perpetual and hereditary chiefs, from republics.
+
+"People of warm climates are timid, like old men; those of cold
+countries are courageous, like young ones."
+
+We should take great care how general propositions escape us. No one has
+ever been able to make a Laplander or an Esquimaux warlike, while the
+Arabs in fourscore years conquered a territory which exceeded that of
+the whole Roman Empire. This maxim of M. Montesquieu is equally
+erroneous with all the rest on the subject of climate.
+
+"Louis XIII. was extremely averse to passing a law which made the
+negroes of the French colonies slaves; but when he was given to
+understand that it was the most certain way of converting them, he
+consented."
+
+Where did the author pick up this anecdote? The first arrangement for
+the treatment of the negroes was made in 1673, thirty years after the
+death of Louis XIII. This resembles the refusal of Francis I. to listen
+to the project of Christopher Columbus, who had discovered the Antilles
+before Francis I. was born.
+
+"The Romans never exhibited any jealousy on the score of commerce. It
+was as a rival, not as a commercial nation, that they attacked
+Carthage."
+
+It was both as a warlike and as a commercial nation, as the learned Huet
+proves in his "Commerce of the Ancients," when he shows that the Romans
+were addicted to commerce a long time before the first Punic war.
+
+"The sterility of the territory of Athens established a popular
+government there, and the fertility of that of Lacedæmon an aristocratic
+one."
+
+Whence this chimera? From enslaved Athens we still derive cotton, silk,
+rice, corn, oil, and skins; and from the country of Lacedæmon nothing.
+Athens was twenty times richer than Lacedæmon. With respect to the
+comparative fertility of the soil, it is necessary to visit those
+countries to appreciate it; but the form of a government is never
+attributed to the greater or less fertility. Venice had very little corn
+when her nobles governed. Genoa is assuredly not fertile, and yet is an
+aristocracy. Geneva is a more popular state, and has not the means of
+existing a fortnight upon its own productions. Sweden, which is equally
+poor, has for a long time submitted to the yoke of a monarchy; while
+fertile Poland is aristocratic. I cannot conceive how general rules can
+be established, which may be falsified upon the slightest appeal to
+experience.
+
+"In Europe, empires have never been able to exist." Yet the Roman Empire
+existed for five hundred years, and that of the Turks has maintained
+itself since the year 1453.
+
+"The duration of the great empires of Asia is principally owing to the
+prevalence of vast plains." M. Montesquieu forgets the mountains which
+cross Natolia and Syria, Caucasus, Taurus, Ararat, Imaus, and others,
+the ramifications of which extend throughout Asia.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+After thus convincing ourselves that errors abound in the "Spirit of
+Laws"; after everybody is satisfied that this work wants method, and
+possesses neither plan nor order, it is proper to inquire into that
+which really forms its merit, and which has led to its great reputation.
+
+In the first place, it is written with great wit, while the authors of
+all the other books on this subject are tedious. It was on this account
+that a lady, who possessed as much wit as Montesquieu, observed, that
+his book was "_l'esprit sur les lois_." It can never be more correctly
+defined.
+
+A still stronger reason is that the book exhibits grand views, attacks
+tyranny, superstition, and grinding taxation--three things which mankind
+detest. The author consoles slaves in lamenting their fetters, and the
+slaves in return applaud him.
+
+One of the most bitter and absurd of his enemies, who contributed most
+by his rage to exalt the name of Montesquieu throughout Europe, was the
+journalist of the Convulsionaries. He called him a Spinozist and deist;
+that is to say, he accused him at the same time of not believing in God
+and of believing in God alone.
+
+He reproaches him with his esteem for Marcus Aurelius, Epictetus, and
+the Stoics; and for not loving Jansenists--the Abbé de St. Cyran and
+Father Quesnel. He asserts that he has committed an unpardonable crime
+in calling Bayle a great man.
+
+He pretends that the "Spirit of Laws" is one of those monstrous works
+with which France has been inundated since the Bull _Unigenitus_, which
+has corrupted the consciences of all people.
+
+This tatterdemalion from his garret, deriving at least three hundred per
+cent. from his ecclesiastical gazette, declaimed like a fool against
+interest upon money at the legal rate. He was seconded by some pedants
+of his own sort; and the whole concluded in their resembling the slaves
+placed at the foot of the statue of Louis XIV.; they are crushed, and
+gnaw their own flesh in revenge.
+
+Montesquieu was almost always in error with the learned, because he was
+not learned; but he was always right against the fanatics and promoters
+of slavery. Europe owes him eternal gratitude.
+
+
+
+
+LENT.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+Our questions on Lent will merely regard the police. It appeared useful
+to have a time in the year in which we should eat fewer oxen, calves,
+lambs, and poultry. Young fowls and pigeons are not ready in February
+and March, the time in which Lent falls; and it is good to cease the
+carnage for some weeks in countries in which pastures are not so fertile
+as those of England and Holland.
+
+The magistrates of police have very wisely ordered that meat should be a
+little dearer at Paris during this time, and that the profit should be
+given to the hospitals. It is an almost insensible tribute paid by
+luxury and gluttony to indigence; for it is the rich who are not able to
+keep Lent--the poor fast all the year.
+
+There are very few farming men who eat meat once a month. If they ate of
+it every day, there would not be enough for the most flourishing
+kingdom. Twenty millions of pounds of meat a day would make seven
+thousand three hundred millions of pounds a year. This calculation is
+alarming.
+
+The small number of the rich, financiers, prelates, principal
+magistrates, great lords, and great ladies who condescend to have maigre
+served at their tables, fast during six weeks on soles, salmon, turbots,
+sturgeons, etc.
+
+One of our most famous financiers had couriers, who for a hundred crowns
+brought him fresh sea fish every day to Paris. This expense supported
+the couriers, the dealers who sold the horses, the fishermen who
+furnished the fish, the makers of nets, constructors of boats, and the
+druggists from whom were procured the refined spices which give to a
+fish a taste superior to that of meat. Lucullus could not have kept Lent
+more voluptuously.
+
+It should further be remarked that fresh sea fish, in coming to Paris,
+pays a considerable tax. The secretaries of the rich, their valets de
+chambre, ladies' maids, and stewards, partake of the dessert of
+Crœsus, and fast as deliciously as he.
+
+It is not the same with the poor; not only if for four sous they partake
+of a small portion of tough mutton do they commit a great sin, but they
+seek in vain for this miserable aliment. What do they therefore feed
+upon? Chestnuts, rye bread, the cheeses which they have pressed from the
+milk of their cows, goats or sheep, and some few of the eggs of their
+poultry.
+
+There are churches which forbid them the eggs and the milk. What then
+remains for them to eat? Nothing. They consent to fast; but they consent
+not to die. It is absolutely necessary that they should live, if it be
+only to cultivate the lands of the fat rectors and lazy monks.
+
+We therefore ask, if it belongs not to the magistrates of the police of
+the kingdom, charged with watching over the health of the inhabitants,
+to give them permission to eat the cheeses which their own hands have
+formed, and the eggs which their fowls have laid?
+
+It appears that milk, eggs, cheese, and all which can nourish the
+farmer, are regulated by the police, and not by a religious rule.
+
+We hear not that Jesus Christ forbade omelets to His apostles; He said
+to them: "Eat such things as are set before you."
+
+The Holy Church has ordained Lent, but in quality of the Church it
+commands it only to the heart; it can inflict spiritual pains alone; it
+cannot as formerly burn a poor man, who, having only some rusty bacon,
+put a slice of it on a piece of black bread the day after Shrove
+Tuesday.
+
+Sometimes in the provinces the pastors go beyond their duty, and
+forgetting the rights of the magistracy, undertake to go among the
+innkeepers and cooks, to see if they have not some ounces of meat in
+their saucepans, some old fowls on their hooks, or some eggs in a
+cupboard; for eggs are forbidden in Lent. They intimidate the poor
+people, and proceed to violence towards the unfortunates, who know not
+that it belongs alone to the magistracy to interfere. It is an odious
+and punishable inquisition.
+
+The magistrates alone can be rightly informed of the more or less
+abundant provisions required by the poor people of the provinces. The
+clergy have occupations more sublime. Should it not therefore belong to
+the magistrates to regulate what the people eat in Lent? Who should pry
+into the legal consumption of a country if not the police of that
+country?
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+Did the first who were advised to fast put themselves under this regimen
+by order of the physician, for indigestion? The want of appetite which
+we feel in grief--was it the first origin of fast-days prescribed in
+melancholy religions?
+
+Did the Jews take the custom of fasting from the Egyptians, all of whose
+rites they imitated, including flagellation and the scape-goat? Why
+fasted Jesus for forty days in the desert, where He was tempted by the
+devil--by the "Chathbull"? St. Matthew remarks that after this Lent He
+was hungry; He was therefore not hungry during the fast.
+
+Why, in days of abstinence, does the Roman Church consider it a crime to
+eat terrestrial animals, and a good work to be served with soles and
+salmon? The rich Papist who shall have five hundred francs' worth of
+fish upon his table shall be saved, and the poor wretch dying with
+hunger, who shall have eaten four sous' worth of salt pork, shall be
+damned.
+
+Why must we ask permission of the bishop to eat eggs? If a king ordered
+his people never to eat eggs, would he not be thought the most
+ridiculous of tyrants? How strange the aversion of bishops to omelets!
+
+Can we believe that among Papists there have been tribunals imbecile,
+dull, and barbarous enough to condemn to death poor citizens, who had no
+other crimes than that of having eaten of horseflesh in Lent? The fact
+is but too true; I have in my hands a sentence of this kind. What
+renders it still more strange is that the judges who passed such
+sentences believed themselves superior to the Iroquois.
+
+Foolish and cruel priests, to whom do you order Lent? Is it to the rich?
+they take good care to observe it. Is it to the poor? they keep Lent all
+the year. The unhappy peasant scarcely ever eats meat, and has not
+wherewithal to buy fish. Fools that you are, when will you correct your
+absurd laws?
+
+
+
+
+LEPROSY, ETC.
+
+
+This article relates to two powerful divinities, one ancient and the
+other modern, which have reigned in our hemisphere. The reverend father
+Dom Calmet, a great antiquarian, that is, a great compiler of what was
+said in former times and what is repeated at the present day, has
+confounded lues with leprosy. He maintains that it was the lues with
+which the worthy Job was afflicted, and he supposes, after a confident
+and arrogant commentator of the name of Pineida, that the lues and
+leprosy are precisely the same disorder. Calmet is not a physician,
+neither is he a reasoner, but he is a citer of authorities; and in his
+vocation of commentator, citations are always substituted for reasons.
+When Astruc, in his history of lues, quotes authorities that the
+disorder came in fact from San Domingo, and that the Spaniards brought
+it from America, his citations are somewhat more conclusive.
+
+There are two circumstances which, in my opinion, prove that lues
+originated in America; the first is, the multitude of authors, both
+medical and surgical, of the sixteenth century, who attest the fact; and
+the second is, the silence of all the physicians and all the poets of
+antiquity, who never were acquainted with this disease, and never had
+even a name for it. I here speak of the silence of physicians and of
+poets as equally demonstrative. The former, beginning with Hippocrates,
+would not have failed to describe this malady, to state its symptoms, to
+apply to it a name, and suggest some remedy. The poets, equally as
+malicious and sarcastic as physicians are studious and investigative,
+would have detailed in their satires, with minute particularity, all the
+symptoms and consequences of this dreadful disorder; you do not find,
+however, a single verse in Horace or Catullus, in Martial or Juvenal,
+which has the slightest reference to lues, although they expatiate on
+all the effects of debauchery with the utmost freedom and delight.
+
+It is very certain that smallpox was not known to the Romans before the
+sixth century; that the American lues was not introduced into Europe
+until the fifteenth century; and that leprosy is as different from those
+two maladies, as palsy from St. Guy's or St. Vitus' dance.
+
+Leprosy was a scabious disease of a dreadful character. The Jews were
+more subject to it than any other people living in hot climates, because
+they had neither linen, nor domestic baths. These people were so
+negligent of cleanliness and the decencies of life that their
+legislators were obliged to make a law to compel them even to wash their
+hands.
+
+All that we gained in the end by engaging in the crusades, was leprosy;
+and of all that we had taken, that was the only thing that remained with
+us. It was necessary everywhere to build lazarettos, in which to confine
+the unfortunate victims of a disease at once pestilential and incurable.
+
+Leprosy, as well as fanaticism and usury, had been a distinguishing
+characteristic of the Jews. These wretched people having no physicians,
+the priests took upon themselves the management and regulation of
+leprosy, and made it a concern of religion. This has occasioned some
+indiscreet and profane critics to remark that the Jews were no better
+than a nation of savages under the direction of their jugglers. Their
+priests in fact never cured leprosy, but they cut off from society those
+who were infected by it, and thus acquired a power of the greatest
+importance. Every man laboring under this disease was imprisoned, like a
+thief or a robber; and thus a woman who was desirous of getting rid of
+her husband had only to secure the sanction of the priest, and the
+unfortunate husband was shut up--it was the "_lettre de cachet_" of the
+day. The Jews and those by whom they were governed were so ignorant that
+they imagined the moth-holes in garments, and the mildew upon walls, to
+be the effects of leprosy. They actually conceived their houses and
+clothes to have leprosy; thus the people themselves, and their very rags
+and hovels, were all brought under the rod of the priesthood.
+
+One proof that, at the time of the first introduction of the lues, there
+was no connection between that disorder and leprosy, is that the few
+lepers that remained at the conclusion of the fifteenth century were
+offended at any kind of comparison between themselves and those who were
+affected by lues.
+
+Some of the persons thus affected were in the first instance sent to the
+hospital for lepers, but were received by them with indignation. The
+lepers presented a petition to be separated from them; as persons
+imprisoned for debt or affairs of honor claim a right not to be
+confounded with the common herd of criminals.
+
+We have already observed that the Parliament of Paris, on March 6, 1496,
+issued an order, by which all persons laboring under lues, unless they
+were citizens of Paris, were enjoined to depart within twenty-four
+hours, under pain of being hanged. This order was neither Christian,
+legal, nor judicious; but it proves that lues was regarded as a new
+plague which had nothing in common with leprosy; as lepers were not
+hanged for residing in Paris, while those afflicted by lues were so.
+
+Men may bring the leprosy on themselves by their uncleanliness and
+filth, just as is done by a species of animals to which the very lowest
+of the vulgar may too naturally be compared; but with respect to lues,
+it was a present made to America by nature. We have already reproached
+this same nature, at once so kind and so malicious, so sagacious and yet
+so blind, with defeating her own object by thus poisoning the source of
+life; and we still sincerely regret that we have found no solution of
+this dreadful difficulty.
+
+We have seen elsewhere that man in general, one with another, or (as it
+is expressed) on the average, does not live above two-and-twenty years;
+and during these two-and-twenty years he is liable to two-and-twenty
+thousand evils, many of which are incurable.
+
+Yet even in this dreadful state men still strut and figure on the stage
+of life; they make love at the hazard of destruction; and intrigue,
+carry on war, and form projects, just as if they were to live in luxury
+and delight for a thousand ages.
+
+
+
+
+LETTERS (MEN OF).
+
+
+In the barbarous times when the Franks, Germans, Bretons, Lombards, and
+Spanish Mozarabians knew neither how to read nor write, we instituted
+schools and universities almost entirely composed of ecclesiastics, who,
+knowing only their own jargon, taught this jargon to those who would
+learn it. Academies were not founded until long after; the latter have
+despised the follies of the schools, but they have not always dared to
+oppose them, because there are follies which we respect when they are
+attached to respectable things.
+
+Men of letters who have rendered the most service to the small number of
+thinking beings scattered over the earth are isolated scholars, true
+sages shut up in their closets, who have neither publicly disputed in
+the universities, nor said things by halves in the academies; and such
+have almost all been persecuted. Our miserable race is so created that
+those who walk in the beaten path always throw stones at those who would
+show them a new one.
+
+Montesquieu says that the Scythians put out the eyes of their slaves
+that they might be more attentive to the making of their butter. It is
+thus that the Inquisition acts, and almost every one is blinded in the
+countries in which this monster reigns. In England people have had two
+eyes for more than a hundred years. The French are beginning to open one
+eye--but sometimes men in place will not even permit us to be one-eyed.
+
+These miserable statesmen are like Doctor Balouard of the Italian
+comedy, who will only be served by the fool Harlequin, and who fears to
+have too penetrating a servant.
+
+Compose odes in praise of Lord Superbus Fatus, madrigals for his
+mistress; dedicate a book of geography to his porter, and you will be
+well received. Enlighten men, and you will be crushed.
+
+Descartes is obliged to quit his country; Gassendi is calumniated;
+Arnaud passes his days in exile; all the philosophers are treated as the
+prophets were among the Jews.
+
+Who would believe that in the eighteenth century, a philosopher has been
+dragged before the secular tribunals, and treated as impious by
+reasoning theologians, for having said that men could not practise the
+arts if they had no hands? I expect that they will soon condemn to the
+galleys the first who shall have the insolence to say that a man could
+not think if he had no head; for a learned bachelor will say to him, the
+soul is a pure spirit, the head is only matter; God can place the soul
+in the heel as well as in the brain; therefore I denounce you as a
+blasphemer.
+
+The great misfortune of a man of letters is not perhaps being the object
+of the jealousy of his brothers, the victim of cabals, and the contempt
+of the powerful of the world--it is being judged by fools. Fools
+sometimes go very far, particularly when fanaticism is joined to folly,
+and folly to the spirit of vengeance. Further, the great misfortune of a
+man of letters is generally to hold to nothing. A citizen buys a little
+situation, and is maintained by his fellow-citizens. If any injustice is
+done to him, he soon finds defenders. The literary man is without aid;
+he resembles the flying fish; if he rises a little, the birds devour
+him; if he dives, the fishes eat him up. Every public man pays tribute
+to malignity; but he is repaid in deniers and honors.
+
+
+
+
+LIBEL.
+
+
+Small, offensive books are termed libels. These books are usually small,
+because the authors, having few reasons to give, and usually writing not
+to inform, but mislead, if they are desirous of being read, must
+necessarily be brief. Names are rarely used on these occasions, for
+assassins fear being detected in the employment of forbidden weapons.
+
+In the time of the League and the Fronde, political libels abounded.
+Every dispute in England produces hundreds; and a library might be
+formed of those written against Louis XIV.
+
+We have had theological libels for sixteen hundred years; and what is
+worse, these are esteemed holy by the vulgar. Only see how St. Jerome
+treats Rufinus and Vigilantius. The latest libels are those of the
+Molinists and Jansenists, which amount to thousands. Of all this mass
+there remains only "The Provincial Letters."
+
+Men of letters may dispute the number of their libels with the
+theologians. Boileau and Fontenelle, who attacked one another with
+epigrams, both said that their chambers would not contain the libels
+with which they had been assailed. All these disappear like the leaves
+in autumn. Some people have maintained that anything offensive written
+against a neighbor is a libel.
+
+According to them, the railing attacks which the prophets occasionally
+sang to the kings of Israel, were defamatory libels to excite the people
+to rise up against them. As the populace, however, read but little
+anywhere, it is believed that these half-disclosed satires never did any
+great harm. Sedition is produced by speaking to assemblies of the
+people, rather than by writing for them. For this reason, one of the
+first things done by Queen Elizabeth of England on her accession, was to
+order that for six months no one should preach without express
+permission.
+
+The "Anti-Cato" of Cæsar was a libel, but Cæsar did more harm to Cato by
+the battle of Pharsalia, than by his "Diatribes". The "Philippics" of
+Cicero were libels, but the proscriptions of the Triumvirs were far more
+terrible libels.
+
+St. Cyril and St. Gregory Nazianzen compiled libels against the emperor
+Julian, but they were so generous as not to publish them until after his
+death.
+
+Nothing resembles libels more than certain manifestoes of sovereigns.
+The secretaries of the sultan Mustapha made a libel of his declaration
+of war. God has punished them for it; but the same spirit which animated
+Cæsar, Cicero, and the secretaries of Mustapha, reigns in all the
+reptiles who spin libels in their garrets. "_Natura est semper sibi
+consona._" Who would believe that the souls of Garasse, Nonnotte,
+Paulian, Fréron, and he of Langliviet, calling himself La Beaumelle,
+were in this respect of the same temper as those of Cæsar, Cicero, St.
+Cyril, and of the secretary of the grand seignior? Nothing is, however,
+more certain.
+
+
+
+
+LIBERTY.
+
+
+Either I am much deceived, or Locke has very well defined liberty to be
+"power". I am still further deceived, or Collins, a celebrated
+magistrate of London, is the only philosopher who has profoundly
+developed this idea, while Clarke has only answered him as a theologian.
+Of all that has been written in France on liberty, the following little
+dialogue has appeared to me the most comprehensive:
+
+A. A battery of cannon is discharged at our ears; have you the liberty
+to hear it, or not to hear it, as you please?
+
+B. Undoubtedly I cannot hinder myself from hearing it.
+
+A. Are you willing that these cannon shall take off your head and those
+of your wife and daughter who walk with you?
+
+B. What a question! I cannot, at least while I am in my right senses,
+wish such a thing; it is impossible.
+
+A. Good; you necessarily hear these cannon, and you necessarily wish not
+for the death of yourself and your family by a discharge from them. You
+have neither the power of not hearing it, nor the power of wishing to
+remain here.
+
+B. That is clear.
+
+A. You have, I perceive, advanced thirty paces to be out of the reach of
+the cannon; you have had the power of walking these few steps with me.
+
+B. That is also very clear.
+
+A. And if you had been paralytic, you could not have avoided being
+exposed to this battery; you would necessarily have heard, and received
+a wound from the cannon; and you would have as necessarily died.
+
+B. Nothing is more true.
+
+A. In what then consists your liberty, if not in the power that your
+body has acquired of performing that which from absolute necessity your
+will requires?
+
+B. You embarrass me. Liberty then is nothing more than the power of
+doing what I wish?
+
+A. Reflect; and see whether liberty can be understood otherwise.
+
+B. In this case, my hunting dog is as free as myself; he has necessarily
+the will to run when he sees a hare; and the power of running, if there
+is nothing the matter with his legs. I have therefore nothing above my
+dog; you reduce me to the state of the beasts.
+
+A. These are poor sophisms, and they are poor sophists who have
+instructed you. You are unwilling to be free like your dog. Do you not
+eat, sleep, and propagate like him, and nearly in the same attitudes?
+Would you smell otherwise than by your nose? Why would you possess
+liberty differently from your dog?
+
+B. But I have a soul which reasons, and my dog scarcely reasons at all.
+He has nothing beyond simple ideas, while I have a thousand metaphysical
+ideas.
+
+A. Well, you are a thousand times more free than he is; you have a
+thousand times more power of thinking than he has; but still you are not
+free in any other manner than your dog is free.
+
+B. What! am I not free to will what I like?
+
+A. What do you understand by that?
+
+B. I understand what all the world understands. Is it not every day said
+that the will is free?
+
+A. An adage is not a reason; explain yourself better.
+
+B. I understand that I am free to will as I please.
+
+A. With your permission, that is nonsense; see you not that it is
+ridiculous to say--I will will? Consequently, you necessarily will the
+ideas only which are presented to you. Will you be married, yes or no?
+
+B. Suppose I answer that I will neither the one nor the other.
+
+A. In that case you would answer like him who said: Some believe
+Cardinal Mazarin dead, others believe him living; I believe neither the
+one nor the other.
+
+B. Well, I will marry!
+
+A. Aye, that is an answer. Why will you marry?
+
+B. Because I am in love with a young, beautiful, sweet, well-educated,
+rich girl, who sings very well, whose parents are very honest people,
+and I flatter myself that I am beloved by her and welcome to the family.
+
+A. There is a reason. You see that you cannot will without a motive. I
+declare to you that you are free to marry, that is to say, that you have
+the power of signing the contract, keeping the wedding, and sleeping
+with your wife.
+
+B. How! I cannot will without a motive? Then what will become of the
+other proverb--"_Sit pro ratione voluntas_"--my will is my reason--I
+will because I will?
+
+A. It is an absurd one, my dear friend; you would then have an effect
+without a cause.
+
+B. What! when I play at odd or even, have I a reason for choosing even
+rather than odd?
+
+A. Undoubtedly.
+
+B. And what is the reason, if you please?
+
+A. It is, that the idea of even is presented to your mind rather than
+the opposite idea. It would be extraordinary if there were cases in
+which we will because there is a motive, and others in which we will
+without one. When you would marry, you evidently perceive the
+predominant reason for it; you perceive it not when you play at odd or
+even, and yet there must be one.
+
+B. Therefore, once more, I am not free.
+
+A. Your will is not free, but your actions are. You are free to act when
+you have the power of acting.
+
+B. But all the books that I have read on the liberty of indifference--
+
+A. What do you understand by the liberty of indifference?
+
+B. I understand spitting on the right or the left hand--sleeping on the
+right or left side--walking up and down four times or five.
+
+A. That would be a pleasant liberty, truly! God would have made you a
+fine present, much to boast of, certainly! What use to you would be a
+power which could only be exercised on such futile occasions? But in
+truth it is ridiculous to suppose the will of willing to spit on the
+right or left. Not only is the will of willing absurd, but it is certain
+that several little circumstances determine these acts which you call
+indifferent. You are no more free in these acts than in others. Yet you
+are free at all times, and in all places, when you can do what you wish
+to do.
+
+B. I suspect that you are right. I will think upon it.
+
+
+
+
+LIBERTY OF OPINION.
+
+
+Towards the year 1707, the time at which the English gained the battle
+of Saragossa, protected Portugal, and for some time gave a king to
+Spain, Lord Boldmind, a general officer who had been wounded, was at the
+waters of Barèges. He there met with Count Medroso, who having fallen
+from his horse behind the baggage, at a league and a half from the field
+of battle, also came to take the waters. He was a familiar of the
+Inquisition, while Lord Boldmind was only familiar in conversation. One
+day after their wine, he held this dialogue with Medroso:
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--You are then the sergeant of the Dominicans? You exercise a villainous
+trade.
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--It is true; but I would rather be their servant than their victim, and
+I have preferred the unhappiness of burning my neighbor to that of being
+roasted myself.
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--What a horrible alternative! You were a hundred times happier under
+the yoke of the Moors, who freely suffered you to abide in all your
+superstitions, and conquerors as they were, arrogated not to themselves
+the strange right of sending souls to hell.
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--What would you have? It is not permitted us either to write, speak, or
+even to think. If we speak, it is easy to misinterpret our words, and
+still more our writings; and as we cannot be condemned in an
+_auto-da-fé_ for our secret thoughts, we are menaced with being burned
+eternally by the order of God himself, if we think not like the
+Jacobins. They have persuaded the government that if we had common sense
+the entire state would be in combustion, and the nation become the most
+miserable upon earth.
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--Do you believe that we English who cover the seas with vessels, and
+who go to gain battles for you in the south of Europe, can be so
+unhappy? Do you perceive that the Dutch, who have ravished from you
+almost all your discoveries in India, and who at present are ranked as
+your protectors, are cursed of God for having given entire liberty to
+the press, and for making commerce of the thoughts of men? Has the Roman
+Empire been less powerful because Tullius Cicero has written with
+freedom?
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--Who is this Tullius Cicero? I have never heard his name pronounced at
+St. Hermandad.
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--He was a bachelor of the university of Rome, who wrote that which he
+thought, like Julius Cæsar, Marcus Aurelius, Titus Lucretius Carus,
+Plinius, Seneca, and other sages.
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--I know none of them; but I am told that the Catholic religion,
+Biscayan and Roman, is lost if we begin to think.
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--It is not for you to believe it; for you are sure that your religion
+is divine, and that the gates of hell cannot prevail against it. If that
+is the case, nothing will ever destroy it.
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--No; but it may be reduced to very little; and it is through having
+thought, that Sweden, Denmark, all your island, and the half of Germany
+groan under the frightful misfortune of not being subjects of the pope.
+It is even said that, if men continue to follow their false lights, they
+will soon have merely the simple adoration of God and of virtue. If the
+gates of hell ever prevail so far, what will become of the holy office?
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--If the first Christians had not the liberty of thought, does it not
+follow that there would have been no Christianity?
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--I understand you not.
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--I readily believe it. I would say, that if Tiberius and the first
+emperors had fostered Jacobins, they would have hindered the first
+Christians from having pens and ink; and had it not been a long time
+permitted in the Roman Empire to think freely, it would be impossible
+for the Christians to establish their dogmas. If, therefore,
+Christianity was only formed by liberty of opinion, by what
+contradiction, by what injustice, would you now destroy the liberty on
+which alone it is founded?
+
+When some affair of interest is proposed to us, do we not examine it for
+a long time before we conclude upon it? What interest in the world is so
+great as our eternal happiness or misery? There are a hundred religions
+on earth which all condemn us if we believe your dogmas, which _they
+_call impious and absurd; why, therefore, not examine these dogmas?
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--How can I examine them? I am not a Jacobin.
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--You are a man, and that is sufficient.
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--Alas! you are more of a man than I am.
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--You have only to teach yourself to think; you are born with a mind,
+you are a bird in the cage of the Inquisition, the holy office has
+clipped your wings, but they will grow again. He who knows not geometry
+can learn it: all men can instruct themselves. Is it not shameful to put
+your soul into the hands of those to whom you would not intrust your
+money? Dare to think for yourself.
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--It is said that if the world thought for itself, it would produce
+strange confusion.
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--Quite the contrary. When we assist at a spectacle, every one freely
+tells his opinion of it, and the public peace is not thereby disturbed;
+but if some insolent protector of a poet would force all people of taste
+to proclaim that to be good which appears to them bad, blows would
+follow, and the two parties would throw apples of discord at one
+another's heads, as once happened at London. Tyrants over mind have
+caused a part of the misfortunes of the world. We are happy in England
+only because every one freely enjoys the right of speaking his opinion.
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--We are all very tranquil at Lisbon, where no person dares speak his.
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--You are tranquil, but you are not happy: it is the tranquillity of
+galley-slaves, who row in cadence and in silence.
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--You believe, then, that my soul is at the galleys?
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--Yes, and I would deliver it.
+
+MEDROSO.
+
+--But if I find myself well at the galleys?
+
+BOLDMIND.
+
+--Why, then, you deserve to be there.
+
+
+
+
+LIBERTY OF THE PRESS.
+
+
+What harm can the prediction of Jean Jacques do to Russia? Any? We allow
+him to explain it in a mystical, typical, allegorical sense, according
+to custom. The nations which will destroy the Russians will possess the
+belles-lettres, mathematics, wit, and politeness, which degrade man and
+pervert nature.
+
+From five to six thousand pamphlets have been printed in Holland against
+Louis XIV., none of which contributed to make him lose the battles of
+Blenheim, Turin, and Ramillies.
+
+In general, we have as natural a right to make use of our pens as our
+language, at our peril, risk, and fortune. I know many books which
+fatigue, but I know of none which have done real evil. Theologians, or
+pretended politicians, cry: "Religion is destroyed, the government is
+lost, if you print certain truths or certain paradoxes. Never attempt to
+think, till you have demanded permission from a monk or an officer. It
+is against good order for a man to think for himself. Homer, Plato,
+Cicero, Virgil, Pliny, Horace, never published anything but with the
+approbation of the doctors of the Sorbonne and of the holy Inquisition."
+
+"See into what horrible decay the liberty of the press brought England
+and Holland. It is true that they possess the commerce of the whole
+world, and that England is victorious on sea and land; but it is merely
+a false greatness, a false opulence: they hasten with long strides to
+their ruin. An enlightened people cannot exist."
+
+None can reason more justly, my friends; but let us see, if you please,
+what state has been lost by a book. The most dangerous, the most
+pernicious of all, is that of Spinoza. Not only in the character of a
+Jew he attacks the New Testament, but in the character of a scholar he
+ruins the Old; his system of atheism is a thousand times better composed
+and reasoned than those of Straton and of Epicurus. We have need of the
+most profound sagacity to answer to the arguments by which he endeavors
+to prove that one substance cannot form another.
+
+Like yourself, I detest this book, which I perhaps understand better
+than you, and to which you have very badly replied; but have you
+discovered that this book has changed the face of the world? Has any
+preacher lost a florin of his income by the publication of the works of
+Spinoza? Is there a bishop whose rents have diminished? On the contrary,
+their revenues have doubled since his time: all the ill is reduced to a
+small number of peaceable readers, who have examined the arguments of
+Spinoza in their closets, and have written for or against them works but
+little known.
+
+For yourselves, it is of little consequence to have caused to be printed
+"_ad usum Delphini,_" the atheism of Lucretius--as you have already been
+reproached with doing--no trouble, no scandal, has ensued from it: so
+leave Spinoza to live in peace in Holland. Lucretius was left in repose
+at Rome.
+
+But if there appears among you any new book, the ideas of which shock
+your own--supposing you have any--or of which the author may be of a
+party contrary to yours--or what is worse, of which the author may not
+be of any party at all--then you cry out Fire! and let all be noise,
+scandal, and uproar in your small corner of the earth. There is an
+abominable man who has printed that if we had no hands we could not make
+shoes nor stockings. Devotees cry out, furred doctors assemble, alarms
+multiply from college to college, from house to house, and why? For five
+or six pages, about which there no longer will be a question at the end
+of three months. Does a book displease you? refute it. Does it tire you?
+read it not.
+
+Oh! say you to me, the books of Luther and Calvin have destroyed the
+Roman Catholic religion in one-half of Europe? Why say not also, that
+the books of the patriarch Photius have destroyed this Roman religion in
+Asia, Africa, Greece, and Russia?
+
+You deceive yourself very grossly, when you think that you have been
+ruined by books. The empire of Russia is two thousand leagues in extent,
+and there are not six men who are aware of the points disputed by the
+Greek and Latin Church. If the monk Luther, John Calvin, and the vicar
+Zuinglius had been content with writing, Rome would yet subjugate all
+the states that it has lost; but these people and their adherents ran
+from town to town, from house to house, exciting the women, and were
+maintained by princes. Fury, which tormented Amata, and which, according
+to Virgil, whipped her like a top, was not more turbulent. Know, that
+one enthusiastic, factious, ignorant, supple, vehement Capuchin, the
+emissary of some ambitious monks, preaching, confessing, communicating,
+and caballing, will much sooner overthrow a province than a hundred
+authors can enlighten it. It was not the Koran which caused Mahomet to
+succeed: it was Mahomet who caused the success of the Koran.
+
+No! Rome has not been vanquished by books; it has been so by having
+caused Europe to revolt at its rapacity; by the public sale of
+indulgences; for having insulted men, and wishing to govern them like
+domestic animals; for having abused its power to such an extent that it
+is astonishing a single village remains to it. Henry VIII., Elizabeth,
+the duke of Saxe, the landgrave of Hesse, the princes of Orange, the
+Condés and Colignys, have done all, and books nothing. Trumpets have
+never gained battles, nor caused any walls to fall except those of
+Jericho.
+
+You fear books, as certain small cantons fear violins. Let us read, and
+let us dance--these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
+
+
+
+
+LIFE.
+
+
+The following passage is found in the "_Système de la Nature,_" London
+edition, page 84: "We ought to define _life_, before we reason
+concerning _soul_; but I hold it to be impossible to do so."
+
+On the contrary, I think a definition of life quite possible. Life is
+organization with the faculty of sensation. Thus all animals are said to
+live. Life is attributed to plants, only by a species of metaphor or
+catachresis. They are organized and vegetate; but being incapable of
+sensation, do not properly possess life.
+
+We may, however, live without actual sensation; for we feel nothing in a
+complete apoplexy, in a lethargy, or in a sound sleep without dreams;
+but yet possess the capacity of sensation. Many persons, it is too well
+known, have been buried alive, like Roman vestals, and it is what
+happens after every battle, especially in cold countries. A soldier lies
+without motion, and breathless, who, if he were duly assisted, might
+recover; but to settle the matter speedily, they bury him.
+
+What is this capacity of sensation? Formerly, life and soul meant the
+same thing, and the one was no better understood than the other; at
+bottom, is it more understood at present?
+
+In the sacred books of the Jews, soul is always used for life.
+
+"_Dixit etiam Deus, producant aquæ reptile animæ viventis._" (And God
+said, let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature which
+hath a living soul.)
+
+"_Creavit Deus cete grandia, et omnem animam viventem, atque motabilem
+quam produxerant aquæ._ (And God created great dragons (_tannitiim_),
+and every living soul that moveth, which the waters brought forth.) It
+is difficult to explain the creation of these watery dragons, but such
+is the text, and it is for us to submit to it.
+
+"_Producat terra animam viventem in genere suo, jumenta et reptilia._"
+(Let the earth produce the living soul after its kind, cattle and
+creeping things.)
+
+"_Et in quibus est anima vivens, ad vescendum._" (And to everything
+wherein there is a living soul [every green herb], for meat.)
+
+"_Et inspiravit in faciem ejus spiraculum vitæ, et factus est homo in
+animam viventem._" (And breathed into his nostrils the breath of life,
+and man became a living soul.)
+
+"_Sanguinem enim animarum vestrarum requiram de manu cunctarum betiarum,
+et de manu hominis,_" etc. (I shall require back your souls from the
+hands of man and beast.)
+
+Souls here evidently signify lives. The sacred text certainly did not
+mean that beasts had swallowed the souls of men, but their blood, which
+is their life; and as to the hands given by this text to beasts, it
+signifies their claws.
+
+In short, more than two hundred passages may be quoted in which the soul
+is used for the life, both of beasts and man; but not one which explains
+either life or soul.
+
+If life be the faculty of sensation, whence this faculty? In reply to
+this question, all the learned quote systems, and these systems are
+destructive of one another. But why the anxiety to ascertain the source
+of sensation? It is as difficult to conceive the power which binds all
+things to a common centre as to conceive the cause of animal sensation.
+The direction of the needle towards the pole, the paths of comets, and a
+thousand other phenomena are equally incomprehensible.
+
+Properties of matter exist, the principle of which will never be known
+to us; and that of sensation, without which there cannot be life, is
+among the number.
+
+Is it possible to live without experiencing sensation? No. An infant
+which dies in a lethargy that has lasted from its birth has existed, but
+not lived.
+
+Let us imagine an idiot unable to form complex ideas, but who possesses
+sensation; he certainly lives without thinking, forming simple ideas
+from his sensations. Thought, therefore, is not necessary to life, since
+this idiot has lived without thinking.
+
+Hence, certain thinkers _think _that thought is not of the essence of
+man. They maintain that many idiots who think not, are men; and so
+decidedly men as to produce other men, without the power of constructing
+a single argument.
+
+The doctors who maintain the essentiality of thought, reply that these
+idiots have certain ideas from their sensation. Bold reasoners rejoin,
+that a well-taught mind possesses more consecutive ideas, and is very
+superior to these idiots, whence has sprung a grand dispute upon the
+soul, of which we shall speak--possibly at too great a length--in the
+article on "Soul."
+
+
+
+
+LOVE.
+
+
+There are so many kinds of love, that in order to define it, we scarcely
+know which to direct our attention to. Some boldly apply the name of
+"love" to a caprice of a few days, a connection without attachment,
+passion without affection, the affectations of cicisbeism, a cold usage,
+a romantic fancy, a taste speedily followed by a distaste. They apply
+the name to a thousand chimeras.
+
+Should any philosophers be inclined profoundly to investigate a subject
+in itself so little philosophical, they may recur to the banquet of
+Plato, in which Socrates, the decent and honorable lover of Alcibiades
+and Agathon, converses with them on the metaphysics of love.
+
+Lucretius speaks of it more as a natural philosopher; and Virgil follows
+the example of Lucretius. "_Amor omnibus idem._"
+
+It is the embroidery of imagination on the stuff of nature. If you wish
+to form an idea of love, look at the sparrows in your garden; behold
+your doves; contemplate the bull when introduced to the heifer; look at
+that powerful and spirited horse which two of your grooms are conducting
+to the mare that quietly awaits him, and is evidently pleased at his
+approach; observe the flashing of his eyes, notice the strength and
+loudness of his neighings, the boundings, the curvetings, the ears
+erect, the mouth opening with convulsive gaspings, the distended
+nostrils, the breath of fire, the raised and waving mane, and the
+impetuous movement with which he rushes towards the object which nature
+has destined for him; do not, however, be jealous of his happiness; but
+reflect on the advantages of the human species; they afford ample
+compensation in love for all those which nature has conferred on mere
+animals--strength, beauty, lightness, and rapidity.
+
+There are some classes, however, even of animals totally unacquainted
+with sexual association. Fishes are destitute of this enjoyment. The
+female deposits her millions of eggs on the slime of the waters, and the
+male that meets them passes over them and communicates the vital
+principle, never consorting with, or perhaps even perceiving the female
+to whom they belong.
+
+The greater part of those animals which copulate are sensible of the
+enjoyment only by a single sense; and when appetite is satisfied, the
+whole is over. No animal, besides man, is acquainted with embraces; his
+whole frame is susceptible; his lips particularly experience a delight
+which never wearies, and which is exclusively the portion of his
+species; finally, he can surrender himself at all seasons to the
+endearments of love, while mere animals possess only limited periods. If
+you reflect on these high pre-eminences, you will readily join in the
+earl of Rochester's remark, that love would impel a whole nation of
+atheists to worship the divinity.
+
+As men have been endowed with the talent of perfecting whatever nature
+has bestowed upon them, they have accordingly perfected the gift of
+love. Cleanliness, personal attention, and regard to health render the
+frame more sensitive, and consequently increase its capacity of
+gratification. All the other amiable and valuable sentiments enter
+afterwards into that of love, like the metals which amalgamate with
+gold; friendship and esteem readily fly to its support; and talents both
+of body and of mind are new and strengthening bonds.
+
+ _Nam facit ipsa suis interdum femina factis,_
+ _Morigerisque modis, et mundo corpore cultu_
+ _Ut facile insuescat secum vir degere vitam._
+ --LUCRETIUS, iv, 1275.
+
+Self-love, above all, draws closer all these various ties. Men pride
+themselves in the choice they have made; and the numberless illusions
+that crowd around constitute the ornament of the work, of which the
+foundation is so firmly laid by nature.
+
+Such are the advantages possessed by man above the various tribes of
+animals. But, if he enjoys delights of which they are ignorant, howe
+many vexations and disgusts, on the other hand, is he exposed to, from
+which they are free! The most dreadful of these is occasioned by
+nature's having poisoned the pleasures of love and sources of life over
+three-quarters of the world by a terrible disease, to which man alone is
+subject; nor is it with this pestilence as with various other maladies,
+which are the natural consequences of excess. It was not introduced into
+the world by debauchery. The Phrynes and Laises, the Floras and
+Messalinas, were never attacked by it. It originated in islands where
+mankind dwelt together in innocence, and has thence been spread
+throughout the Old World.
+
+If nature could in any instance be accused of despising her own work,
+thwarting her own plan, and counteracting her own views, it would be in
+this detestable scourge which has polluted the earth with horror and
+shame. And can this, then, be the best of all possible worlds? What! if
+Cæsar and Antony and Octavius never had this disease, was it not
+possible to prevent Francis the First from dying of it? No, it is said;
+things were so ordered all for the best; I am disposed to believe it;
+but it is unfortunate for those to whom Rabelais has dedicated his book.
+
+Erotic philosophers have frequently discussed the question, whether
+Héloïse could truly love Abélard after he became a monk and mutilated?
+One of these states much wronged the other.
+
+Be comforted, however, Abélard, you were really beloved; imagination
+comes in aid of the heart. Men feel a pleasure in remaining at table,
+although they can no longer eat. Is it love? is it simply recollection?
+is it friendship? It is a something compounded of all these. It is a
+confused feeling, resembling the fantastic passions which the dead
+retained in the Elysian Fields. The heroes who while living had shone in
+the chariot races, guided imaginary chariots after death. Héloïse lived
+with you on illusions and supplements. She sometimes caressed you, and
+with so much the more pleasure as, after vowing at Paraclet that she
+would love you no more, her caresses were become more precious to her in
+proportion as they had become more culpable. A woman can never form a
+passion for a eunuch, but she may retain her passion for her lover after
+his becoming one, if he still remains amiable.
+
+The case is different with respect to a lover grown old in the service;
+the external appearance is no longer the same; wrinkles affright,
+grizzly eyebrows repel, decaying teeth disgust, infirmities drive away;
+all that can be done or expected is to have the virtue of being a
+patient and kind nurse, and bearing with the man that was once beloved,
+all which amounts to--burying the dead.
+
+
+
+
+LOVE OF GOD.
+
+
+The disputes that have occurred about the love of God have kindled as
+much hatred as any theological quarrel. The Jesuits and Jansenists have
+been contending for a hundred years as to which party loved God in the
+most suitable and appropriate manner, and which should at the same time
+most completely harass and torment their neighbor.
+
+When the author of "Telemachus," who was in high reputation at the court
+of Louis XIV., recommended men to love God in a manner which did not
+happen to coincide with that of the author of the "Funeral Orations",
+the latter, who was a complete master of the weapons of controversy,
+declared open war against him, and procured his condemnation in the
+ancient city of Romulus, where God was the very object most loved, after
+domination, ease, luxury, pleasure, and money.
+
+If Madame Guyon had been acquainted with the story of the good old
+woman, who brought a chafingdish to burn paradise, and a pitcher of
+water to extinguish hell, that God might be loved for Himself alone, she
+would not perhaps have written so much as she did. She must inevitably
+have felt that she could herself never say anything better than that;
+but she loved God and nonsense so sincerely that she was imprisoned for
+four months, on account of her affectionate attachment; treatment
+decidedly rigorous and unjust. Why punish as a criminal a woman whose
+only offence was composing verse in the style of the Abbé Cotin, and
+prose in the taste of the popular favorite Punchinello? It is strange
+that the author of "Telemachus" and the frigid loves of Eucharis should
+have said in his "Maxims of Saints," after the blessed Francis de Sales:
+"I have scarcely any desires; but, were I to be born again, I should not
+have any at all. If God came to me, I would also go to Him; if it were
+not His will to come to me, I would stay where I was, and not go to
+Him."
+
+His whole work turns upon this proposition. Francis de Sales was not
+condemned, but Fénelon was. Why should that have been? the reason is,
+that Francis de Sales had not a bitter enemy at the court of Turin, and
+that Fénelon had one at Versailles.
+
+The most sensible thing that was written upon this mystical controversy
+is to be found perhaps in Boileau's satire, On the Love of God, although
+that is certainly by no means his best work.
+
+ _Qui fait exactement ce que, ma loi commande, A pour_
+ _moi, dit ce Dieu, l'amour que je demande._
+ --EP. xii. 99.
+
+ Attend exactly to my law's command,
+ Such, says this God, the worship I demand.
+
+If we must pass from the thorns of theology to those of philosophy,
+which are not so long and are less piercing, it seems clear that an
+object may be loved by any one without any reference to self, without
+any mixture of interested self-love. We cannot compare divine things to
+earthly ones, or the love of God to any other love. We have an infinity
+of steps to mount above our grovelling human inclinations before we can
+reach that sublime love. Since, however, we have nothing to rest upon
+except the earth, let us draw our comparisons from that. We view some
+masterpiece of art, in painting, sculpture, architecture, poetry, or
+eloquence; we hear a piece of music that absolutely enchants our ears
+and souls; we admire it, we love it, without any return of the slightest
+advantage to ourselves from this attachment; it is a pure and refined
+feeling; we proceed sometimes so far as to entertain veneration or
+friendship for the author; and were he present should cordially embrace
+him.
+
+This is almost the only way in which we can explain our profound
+admiration and the impulses of our heart towards the eternal architect
+of the world. We survey the work with an astonishment made up of respect
+and a sense of our own nothingness, and our heart warms and rises as
+much as possible towards the divine artificer.
+
+But what is this feeling? A something vague and indeterminate--an
+impression that has no connection with our ordinary affections. A soul
+more susceptible than another, more withdrawn from worldly business and
+cares, may be so affected by the spectacle of nature as to feel the most
+ardent as well as pious aspirations towards the eternal Lord who formed
+it. Could such an amiable affection of the mind, could so powerful a
+charm, so strong an evidence of feeling, incur censure? Was it possible
+in reality to condemn the affectionate and grateful disposition of the
+archbishop of Cambray? Notwithstanding the expressions of St. Francis de
+Sales, above given, he adhered steadily to this assertion, that the
+author may be loved merely and simply for the beauty of his works. With
+what heresy could he be reproached? The extravagances of style of a lady
+of Montargis, and a few unguarded expressions of his own, were not a
+little injurious to him.
+
+Where was the harm that he had done? Nothing at present is known about
+the matter. This dispute, like numberless others, is completely
+annihilated. Were every dogmatist to say to himself: A few years hence
+no one will care a straw for my dogmas, there would be far less
+dogmatizing in the world than there is! Ah! Louis the Fourteenth! Louis
+the Fourteenth! when two men of genius had departed so far from the
+natural scope and direction of their talents, as to write the most
+obscure and tiresome works ever written in your dominions, how much
+better would it have been to have left them to their own wranglings!
+
+ _Pour finir tous ces débats-là,_
+ _Tu n'avais qu'à les laisser faire._
+ To end debates in such a tone
+ 'Twas but to leave the men alone.
+
+It is observable under all the articles of morality and history, by what
+an invisible chain, by what unknown springs, all the ideas that disturb
+our minds and all the events that poison our days are bound together and
+brought to co-operate in the formation of our destinies. Fénelon dies in
+exile in consequence of holding two or three mystical conversations with
+a pious but fanciful woman. Cardinal Bouillon, nephew of the great
+Turenne, is persecuted in consequence of not himself persecuting at Rome
+the archbishop of Cambray, his friend: he is compelled to quit France,
+and he also loses his whole fortune.
+
+By a like chain of causes and effects, the son of a solicitor at Vire
+detects, in a dozen of obscure phrases of a book printed at Amsterdam,
+what is sufficient to fill all the dungeons of France with victims; and
+at length, from the depth of those dungeons arises a cry for redress and
+vengeance, the echo of which lays prostrate on the earth an able and
+tyrannical society which had been established by an ignorant madman.
+
+
+
+
+LOVE (SOCRATIC LOVE).
+
+
+If the love called Socratic and Platonic is only a becoming sentiment,
+it is to be applauded; if an unnatural license, we must blush for
+Greece.
+
+It is as certain as the knowledge of antiquity can well be, that
+Socratic love was not an infamous passion. It is the word "love" which
+has deceived the world. Those called the lovers of a young man were
+precisely such as among us are called the minions of our
+princes--honorable youths attached to the education of a child of
+distinction, partaking of the same studies and the same military
+exercises--a warlike and correct custom, which has been perverted into
+nocturnal feasts and midnight orgies.
+
+The company of lovers instituted by Laius was an invincible troop of
+young warriors, bound by oath each to preserve the life of any other at
+the expense of his own. Ancient discipline never exhibited anything more
+fine.
+
+Sextus Empiricus and others have boldly affirmed that this vice was
+recommended by the laws of Persia. Let them cite the text of such a law;
+let them exhibit the code of the Persians; and if such an abomination be
+even found there, still I would disbelieve it, and maintain that the
+thing was not true, because it is impossible. No; it is not in human
+nature to make a law which contradicts and outrages nature itself--a law
+which would annihilate mankind, if it were literally observed. Moreover,
+I will show you the ancient law of the Persians as given in the
+"Sadder." It says, in article or gate 9, that the greatest sin must not
+be committed. It is in vain that a modern writer seeks to justify Sextus
+Empiricus and pederasty. The laws of Zoroaster, with which he is
+unacquainted, incontrovertibly prove that this vice was never
+recommended to the Persians. It might as well be said that it is
+recommended to the Turks. They boldly practise it, but their laws
+condemn it.
+
+How many persons have mistaken shameful practices, which are only
+tolerated in a country, for its laws. Sextus Empiricus, who doubted
+everything, should have doubted this piece of jurisprudence. If he had
+lived in our days, and witnessed the proceedings of two or three young
+Jesuits with their pupils, would he have been justified in the assertion
+that such practices were permitted by the institutes of Ignatius Loyola?
+
+It will be permitted to me here to allude to the Socratic love of the
+reverend father Polycarp, a Carmelite, who was driven away from the
+small town of Gex in 1771, in which place he taught religion and Latin
+to about a dozen scholars. He was at once their confessor, tutor, and
+something more. Few have had more occupations, spiritual and temporal.
+All was discovered; and he retired into Switzerland, a country very
+distant from Greece.
+
+The monks charged with the education of youth have always exhibited a
+little of this tendency, which is a necessary consequence of the
+celibacy to which the poor men are condemned.
+
+This vice was so common at Rome that it was impossible to punish a crime
+which almost every one committed. Octavius Augustus, that murderer,
+debauchee, and coward, who exiled Ovid, thought it right in Virgil to
+sing the charms of Alexis. Horace, his other poetical favorite,
+constructed small odes on Ligurinus; and this same Horace, who praised
+Augustus for reforming manners, speak in his satires in much the same
+way of both boys and girls. Yet the ancient law "_Scantinia,_" which
+forbade pederasty, always existed, and was put in force by the emperor
+Philip, who drove away from Rome the boys who made a profession of it.
+If, however, Rome had witty and licentious students, like Petronius, it
+had also such preceptors as Quintilian; and attend to the precautions he
+lays down in his chapter of "The Preceptor," in order to preserve the
+purity of early youth. "_Cavendum non solum crimine turpitudinis, sed
+etiam suspicione._" We must not only beware of a shameful crime but even
+of the suspicion of it. To conclude, I firmly believe that no civilized
+nation ever existed which made formal laws against morals.
+
+
+_Observations By Another Hand._
+
+We may be permitted to make a few additional reflections on an odious
+and disgusting subject, which however, unfortunately, forms a part of
+the history of opinions and manners.
+
+This offence may be traced to the remotest periods of civilization.
+Greek and Roman history in particular allows us not to doubt it. It was
+common before people formed regular societies, and were governed by
+written laws.
+
+The latter fact is the reason that the laws have treated it with so much
+indulgence. Severe laws cannot be proposed to a free people against a
+vice, whatever it may be, which is common and habitual. For a long time
+many of the German nations had written laws which admitted of
+composition and murder. Solon contented himself with forbidding these
+odious practices between the citizens and slaves. The Athenians might
+perceive the policy of this interdiction, and submit to it; especially
+as it operated against the slaves only, and was enacted to prevent them
+from corrupting the young free men. Fathers of families, however lax
+their morals, had no motive to oppose it.
+
+The severity of the manners of women in Greece, the use of public baths,
+and the passion for games in which men appeared altogether naked,
+fostered this turpitude, notwithstanding the progress of society and
+morals. Lycurgus, by allowing more liberty to the women, and by certain
+other institutions, succeeded in rendering this vice less common in
+Sparta than in the other towns of Greece.
+
+When the manners of a people become less rustic, as they improve in
+arts, luxury, and riches, if they retain their former vices, they at
+least endeavor to veil them. Christian morality, by attaching shame to
+connections between unmarried people, by rendering marriage
+indissoluble, and proscribing concubinage by ecclesiastical censures,
+has rendered adultery common. Every sort of voluptuousness having been
+equally made sinful, that species is naturally preferred which is
+necessarily the most secret; and thus, by a singular contradiction,
+absolute crimes are often made more frequent, more tolerated, and less
+shameful in public opinion, than simple weaknesses. When the western
+nations began a course of refinement, they sought to conceal adultery
+under the veil of what is called gallantry. Then men loudly avowed a
+passion in which it was presumed the women did not share. The lovers
+dared demand nothing; and it was only after more than ten years of pure
+love, of combats and victories at tournaments that a cavalier might hope
+to discover a moment of weakness in the object of his adoration. There
+remains a sufficient number of records of these times to convince us
+that the state of manners fostered this species of hypocrisy. It was
+similar among the Greeks, when they had become polished. Connections
+between males were not shameful; young people united themselves to each
+other by oaths, but it was to live and die for their country. It was
+usual for a person of ripe age to attach himself to a young man in a
+state of adolescence, ostensibly to form, instruct, and guide him; and
+the passion which mingled in these friendships was a sort of love--but
+still innocent love. Such was the veil with which public decency
+concealed vices which general opinion tolerated.
+
+In short, in the same manner as chivalric gallantry is often made a
+theme for eulogy in modern society, as proper to elevate the soul and
+inspire courage, was it common among the Greeks to eulogize that love
+which attached citizens to each other.
+
+Plato said that the Thebans acted laudably in adopting it, because it
+was necessary to polish their manners, supply greater energy to their
+souls and to their spirits, which were benumbed by the nature of their
+climate. We perceive by this, that a virtuous friendship alone was
+treated of by Plato. Thus, when a Christian prince proclaimed a
+tournament, at which every one appeared in the colors of his mistress,
+it was with the laudable intention of exciting emulation among its
+knights, and to soften manners; it was not adultery, but gallantry, that
+he would encourage within his dominions. In Athens, according to Plato,
+they set bounds to their toleration. In monarchical states, it was
+politic to prevent these attachments between men, but in republics they
+materially tended to prevent the double establishment of tyranny. In the
+sacrifice of a citizen, a tyrant knew not whose vengeance he might arm
+against himself, and was liable, without ceasing, to witness
+conspiracies grow out of the resolutions which this ambiguous affection
+produced among men.
+
+In the meantime, in spite of ideas so remote from our sentiments and
+manners, this practice was regarded as very shameful among the Greeks,
+every time it was exhibited without the excuse of friendship or
+political ties. When Philip of Macedon saw extended on the field of
+battle of Chæronea, the soldiers who composed the sacred battalion or
+band of friends at Thebes, all killed in the ranks in which they had
+combated: "I will never believe," he exclaimed, "that such brave men
+have committed or suffered anything shameful." This expression from a
+man himself soiled with this infamy furnishes an indisputable proof of
+the general opinion of Greece.
+
+At Rome, this opinion was still stronger. Many Greek heroes, regarded as
+virtuous men, have been supposed addicted to the vice; but among the
+Romans it was never attributed to any of those characters in whom great
+virtue was acknowledged. It only seems, that with these two nations no
+idea of crime or even dishonor was attached to it unless carried to
+excess, which renders even a passion for women disgraceful.
+
+Pederasty is rare among us, and would be unknown, but for the defects of
+public education.
+
+Montesquieu pretends that it prevails in certain Mahometan nations, in
+consequence of the facility of possessing women. In our opinion, for
+"facility" we should read difficulty.
+
+
+
+
+LUXURY.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+In a country where all the inhabitants went bare-footed, could luxury be
+imputed to the first man who made a pair of shoes for himself? Or
+rather, was he not a man of sense and industry?
+
+Is it not just the same with him who procured the first shirt? With
+respect to the man who had it washed and ironed, I consider him as an
+absolute genius, abundant in resources, and qualified to govern a state.
+Those however who were not used to wear clean shirts, considered him as
+a rich, effeminate coxcomb who was likely to corrupt the nation.
+
+"Beware of luxury," said Cato to the Romans; "you have conquered the
+province of Phasis, but never eat any pheasants. You have subjugated the
+country in which cotton grows; still however continue to sleep on the
+bare ground. You have plundered the gold, and silver, and jewels of
+innumerable nations, but never become such fools as to use them. After
+taking everything, remain destitute of everything. Highway robbers
+should be virtuous and free."
+
+Lucullus replied, "You should rather wish, my good friend, that Crassus,
+and Pompey, and Cæsar, and myself should spend all that we have taken in
+luxury. Great robbers must fight about the division of the spoil; but
+Rome will inevitably be enslaved, and it will be enslaved by one or
+other of us much more speedily, and much more securely, if we place that
+value upon money that you do, than if we spend it in superfluities and
+pleasures. Wish that Pompey and Cæsar may so far impoverish themselves
+as not to have money enough to pay the armies."
+
+Not long since a Norwegian was upbraiding a Dutchman with luxury. "Where
+now," says he, "are the happy times when a merchant, quitting Amsterdam
+for the great Indies, left a quarter of smoked beef in his kitchen and
+found it untouched on his return? Where are your wooden spoons and iron
+forks? Is it not shameful for a sensible Dutchman to sleep in a bed of
+damask?"
+
+"Go to Batavia," replied the Amsterdammer; "gain, as I have done, ten
+tons of gold; and then see if you have not some inclination to be well
+clothed, well fed, and well lodged."
+
+Since this conversation, twenty volumes have been written about luxury,
+and these books have neither increased nor diminished it.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+Luxury has been declaimed against for the space of two thousand years,
+both in verse and prose; and yet it has been always liked.
+
+What has not been said of the Romans? When, in the earlier periods of
+their history, these banditti ravaged and carried off their neighbor's
+harvests; when, in order to augment their own wretched village, they
+destroyed the poor villages of the Volsci and Samnites, they were, we
+are told, men disinterested and virtuous. They could not as yet, be it
+remembered, carry away gold, and silver; and jewels, because the towns
+which they sacked and plundered had none; nor did their woods and swamps
+produce partridges or pheasants; yet people, forsooth, extol their
+temperance!
+
+When, by a succession of violences, they had pillaged and robbed every
+country from the recesses of the Adriatic to the Euphrates, and had
+sense enough to enjoy the fruit of their rapine; when they cultivated
+the arts, and tasted all the pleasures of life, and communicated them
+also to the nations which they conquered; then, we are told, they ceased
+to be wise and good.
+
+All such declamations tend just to prove this--that a robber ought not
+to eat the dinner he has taken, nor wear the habit he has stolen, nor
+ornament his finger with the ring he has plundered from another. All
+this, it is said, should be thrown into the river, in order to live like
+good people; but how much better would it be to say, never rob--it is
+your duty not to rob? Condemn the brigands when they plunder; but do not
+treat them as fools or madmen for enjoying their plunder. After a number
+of English sailors have obtained their prize money for the capture of
+Pondicherry, or Havana, can they be blamed for purchasing a little
+pleasure in London, in return for the labor and pain they have suffered
+in the uncongenial climes of Asia or America?
+
+The declaimers we have mentioned would wish men to bury the riches that
+might be accumulated by the fortune of war, or by agriculture, commerce,
+and industry in general. They cite Lacedæmon; why do they not also cite
+the republic of San Marino? What benefit did Sparta do to Greece? Had
+she ever a Demosthenes, a Sophocles, an Apelles, or a Phidias? The
+luxury of Athens formed great men of every description. Sparta had
+certainly some great captains, but even these in a smaller number than
+other cities. But allowing that a small republic like Lacedæmon may
+maintain its poverty, men uniformly die, whether they are in want of
+everything, or enjoying the various means of rendering life agreeable.
+The savage of Canada subsists and attains old age, as well as the
+English citizen who has fifty thousand guineas a year. But who will ever
+compare the country of the Iroquois to England?
+
+Let the republic of Ragusa and the canton of Zug enact sumptuary laws;
+they are right in so doing. The poor must not expend beyond their means;
+but I have somewhere read, that if partially injurious, luxury benefits
+a great nation upon the whole.
+
+ _Sachez surtout que le luxe enrichit_
+ _Un grand état, s'il en perd un petit._
+
+If by luxury you mean excess, we know that excess is universally
+pernicious, in abstinence as well as gluttony, in parsimony or
+profusion. I know not how it has happened, that in my own village, where
+the soil is poor and meagre, the imposts heavy, and the prohibition
+against a man's exporting the corn he has himself sown and reaped,
+intolerable, there is hardly a single cultivator who is not well
+clothed, and who has not an ample supply of warmth and food. Should this
+cultivator go to plough in his best clothes and with his hair dressed
+and powdered, there would in that case exist the greatest and most
+absurd luxury; but were a wealthy citizen of Paris or London to appear
+at the play in the dress of this peasant, he would exhibit the grossest
+and most ridiculous parsimony.
+
+ _Est modus in rebus, sunt certi denique fines,_
+ _Quos ultra citraque nequit consistere rectum._
+ --HORACE, i. sat. i. v. 106.
+
+ Some certain mean in all things may be found,
+ To mark our virtues, and our vices, bound.
+ --FRANCIS.
+
+On the invention of scissors, which are certainly not of the very
+highest antiquity, what was not said of those who pared their nails and
+cut off some of their hair that was hanging down over their noses? They
+were undoubtedly considered as prodigals and coxcombs, who bought at an
+extravagant price an instrument just calculated to spoil the work of the
+Creator. What an enormous sin to pare the horn which God Himself made to
+grow at our fingers' ends! It was absolutely an insult to the Divine
+Being Himself. When shirts and socks were invented, it was far worse. It
+is well known with what wrath and indignation the old counsellors, who
+had never worn socks, exclaimed against the young magistrates who
+encouraged so dreadful and fatal a luxury.
+
+
+
+
+MADNESS.
+
+
+What is madness? To have erroneous perceptions, and to reason correctly
+from them? Let the wisest man, if he would understand madness, attend to
+the succession of his ideas while he dreams. If he be troubled with
+indigestion during the night, a thousand incoherent ideas torment him;
+it seems as if nature punished him for having taken too much food, or
+for having injudiciously selected it, by supplying involuntary
+conceptions; for we think but little during sleep, except when annoyed
+by a bad digestion. Unquiet dreams are in reality a transient madness.
+
+Madness is a malady which necessarily hinders a man from thinking and
+acting like other men. Not being able to manage property, the madman is
+withheld from it; incapable of ideas suitable to society, he is shut out
+from it; if he be dangerous, he is confined altogether; and if he be
+furious, they bind him. Sometimes he is cured by baths, by bleeding, and
+by regimen.
+
+This man is not, however, deprived of ideas; he frequently possesses
+them like other men, and often when he sleeps. We might inquire how the
+spiritual and immortal soul, lodged in his brain, receives all its ideas
+correctly and distinctly, without the capacity of judgment. It perceives
+objects, as the souls of Aristotle, of Plato, of Locke, and of Newton,
+perceived them. It hears the same sounds, and possesses the same sense
+of feeling--how therefore, receiving impressions like the wisest, does
+the soul of the madman connect them extravagantly, and prove unable to
+disperse them?
+
+If this simple and eternal substance enjoys the same properties as the
+souls which are lodged in the sagest brains, it ought to reason like
+them. Why does it not? If my madman sees a thing red, while the wise men
+see it blue; if when my sages hear music, my madman hears the braying of
+an ass; if when they attend a sermon, he imagines himself to be
+listening to a comedy; if when they understand yes, he understands no;
+then I conceive clearly that his soul ought to think contrary to theirs.
+But my madman having the same perceptions as they have, there is no
+apparent reason why his soul, having received all the necessary
+materials, cannot make a proper use of them. It is pure, they say, and
+subject to no infirmity; behold it provided with all the necessary
+assistance; nothing which passes in the body can change its essence; yet
+it is shut up in a close carriage, and conveyed to Charenton.
+
+This reflection may lead us to suspect that the faculty of thought,
+bestowed by God upon man, is subject to derangement like the other
+senses. A madman is an invalid whose brain is diseased, while the gouty
+man is one who suffers in his feet and hands. People think by means of
+the brain, and walk on their feet, without knowing anything of the
+source of either this incomprehensible power of walking, or the equally
+incomprehensible power of thinking; besides, the gout may be in the
+head, instead of the feet. In short, after a thousand arguments, faith
+alone can convince us of the possibility of a simple and immaterial
+substance liable to disease.
+
+The learned may say to the madman: "My friend, although deprived of
+common sense, thy soul is as pure, as spiritual, and as immortal, as our
+own; but our souls are happily lodged, and thine not so. The windows of
+its dwelling are closed; it wants air, and is stifled."
+
+The madman, in a lucid interval, will reply to them: "My friends, you
+beg the question, as usual. My windows are as wide open as your own,
+since I can perceive the same objects and listen to the same sounds. It
+necessarily follows that my soul makes a bad use of my senses; or that
+my soul is a vitiated sense, a depraved faculty. In a word, either my
+soul is itself diseased, or I have no soul."
+
+One of the doctors may reply: "My brother, God has possibly created
+foolish souls, as well as wise ones."
+
+The madman will answer: "If I believed what you say, I should be a still
+greater madman than I am. Have the kindness, you who know so much, to
+tell me why I am mad?"
+
+Supposing the doctors to retain a little sense, they would say: "We know
+nothing about the matter."
+
+Neither are they more able to comprehend how a brain possesses regular
+ideas, and makes a due use of them. They call themselves sages, and are
+as weak as their patient.
+
+If the interval of reason of the madman lasts long enough, he will say
+to them: "Miserable mortals, who neither know the cause of my malady,
+nor how to cure it! Tremble, lest ye become altogether like me, or even
+still worse than I am! You are not of the highest rank, like Charles VI.
+of France, Henry VI. of England, and the German emperor Wincenslaus, who
+all lost their reason in the same century. You have not nearly so much
+wit as Blaise Pascal, James Abadie, or Jonathan Swift, who all became
+insane. The last of them founded a hospital for us; shall I go there and
+retain places for you?"
+
+N.B. I regret that Hippocrates should have prescribed the blood of an
+ass's colt for madness; and I am still more sorry that the "_Manuel des
+Dames_" asserts that it may be cured by catching the itch. Pleasant
+prescriptions these, and apparently invented by those who were to take
+them!
+
+
+
+
+MAGIC.
+
+
+Magic is a more plausible science than astrology and the doctrine of
+genii. As soon as we began to think that there was in man a being quite
+distinct from matter, and that the understanding exists after death, we
+gave this understanding a fine, subtile, aerial body, resembling the
+body in which it was lodged. Two quite natural reasons introduced this
+opinion; the first is, that in all languages the soul was called spirit,
+breath, wind. This spirit, this breath, this wind, was therefore very
+fine and delicate. The second is, that if the soul of a man had not
+retained a form similar to that which it possessed during its life, we
+should not have been able after death to distinguish the soul of one man
+from that of another. This soul, this shade, which existed, separated
+from its body, might very well show itself upon occasion, revisit the
+place which it had inhabited, its parents and friends, speak to them and
+instruct them. In all this there is no incompatibility.
+
+As departed souls might very well teach those whom they came to visit
+the secret of conjuring them, they failed not to do so; and the word
+"Abraxa", pronounced with some ceremonies, brought up souls with whom he
+who pronounced it wished to speak. I suppose an Egyptian saying to a
+philosopher: "I descend in a right line from the magicians of Pharaoh,
+who changed rods into serpents, and the waters of the Nile into blood;
+one of my ancestors married the witch of Endor, who conjured up the soul
+of Samuel at the request of Saul; she communicated her secrets to her
+husband, who made her the confidant of his own; I possess this
+inheritance from my father and mother; my genealogy is well attested; I
+command the spirits and elements."
+
+The philosopher, in reply, will have nothing to do but to demand his
+protection; for if disposed to deny and dispute, the magician will shut
+his mouth by saying: "You cannot deny the facts; my ancestors have been
+incontestably great magicians, and you doubt it not; you have no reason
+to believe that I am inferior to them, particularly when a man of honor
+like myself assures you that he is a sorcerer."
+
+The philosopher, to be sure, might say to him: "Do me the pleasure to
+conjure up a shade; allow me to speak to a soul; change this water into
+blood, and this rod into a serpent."
+
+The magician will answer: "I work not for philosophers; but I have shown
+spirits to very respectable ladies, and to simple people who never
+dispute; you should at least believe that it is very possible for me to
+have these secrets, since you are forced to confess that my ancestors
+possessed them. What was done formerly can be done now; and you ought to
+believe in magic without my being obliged to exercise my art before
+you."
+
+These reasons are so good that all nations have had sorcerers. The
+greatest sorcerers were paid by the state, in order to discover the
+future clearly in the heart and liver of an ox. Why, therefore, have
+others so long been punished with death? They have done more marvellous
+things; they should, therefore, be more honored; above all, their power
+should be feared. Nothing is more ridiculous than to condemn a true
+magician to be burned; for we should presume that he can extinguish the
+fire and twist the necks of his judges. All that we can do is to say to
+him: "My friend, we do not burn you as a true sorcerer, but as a false
+one; you boast of an admirable art which you possess not; we treat you
+as a man who utters false money; the more we love the good, the more
+severely we punish those who give us counterfeits; we know very well
+that there were formerly venerable conjurors, but we have reason to
+believe that you are not one, since you suffer yourself to be burned
+like a fool."
+
+It is true, that the magician so pushed might say: My conscience extends
+not so far as to extinguish a pile without water, and to kill my judges
+with words. I can only call up spirits, read the future, and change
+certain substances into others; my power is bounded; but you should not
+for that reason burn me at a slow fire. It is as if you caused a
+physician to be hanged who could cure fever, and not a paralysis.
+
+The judges might, however, still reasonably observe: Show us then some
+secret of your art, or consent to be burned with a good grace.
+
+
+
+
+MALADY--MEDICINE.
+
+
+I will suppose that a fair princess who never heard speak of anatomy is
+ill either from having eaten or danced too much, or having done too much
+of what several princesses occasionally do. I suppose the following
+controversy takes place:
+
+
+PHYSICIAN.
+
+Madam, for your health to be good, it is necessary for your cerebrum and
+cerebellum to distribute a fine, well-conditioned marrow, in the spine
+of your back down to your highness's rump; and that this marrow should
+equally animate fifteen pairs of nerves, each right and left. It is
+necessary that your heart should contract and dilate itself with a
+constantly equal force; and that all the blood which it forces into your
+arteries should circulate in all these arteries and veins about six
+hundred times a day. This blood, in circulating with a rapidity which
+surpasses that of the Rhone, ought to dispose on its passage of that
+which continually forms the lymph, urine, bile, etc., of your
+highness--of that which furnishes all these secretions, which insensibly
+render your skin soft, fresh, and fair, that without them would be
+yellow, gray, dry, and shrivelled, like old parchment.
+
+PRINCESS.
+
+Well, sir, the king pays you to attend to all this: fail not to put all
+things in their place, and to make my liquids circulate so that I may be
+comfortable. I warn you that I will not suffer with impunity.
+
+PHYSICIAN.
+
+Madam, address your orders to the Author of nature. The sole power which
+made millions of planets and comets to revolve round millions of suns
+has directed the course of your blood.
+
+PRINCESS.
+
+What! are you a physician, and can you prescribe nothing?
+
+PHYSICIAN.
+
+No, madam; we can only take away from, we can add nothing to nature.
+Your servants clean your palace, but the architect built it. If your
+highness has eaten greedily, I can cleanse your entrails with cassia,
+manna, and pods of senna; it is a broom which I introduce to cleanse
+your inside. If you have a cancer, I must cut off your breast, but I
+cannot give you another. Have you a stone in your bladder? I can deliver
+you from it. I can cut off a gangrened foot, leaving you to walk on the
+other.
+
+In a word, we physicians perfectly resemble teethdrawers, who extract a
+decayed tooth, without the power of substituting a sound one, quacks as
+they are.
+
+PRINCESS.
+
+You make me tremble; I believed that physicians cured all maladies.
+
+PHYSICIAN.
+
+We infallibly cure all those which cure themselves. It is generally, and
+with very few exceptions, with internal maladies as with external
+wounds. Nature alone cures those which are not mortal. Those which are
+so will find no resource in it.
+
+PRINCESS.
+
+What! all these secrets for purifying the blood, of which my ladies have
+spoken to me; this _Baume de Vie _of the Sieur de Lievre; these packets
+of the Sieur Arnauld; all these pills so much praised by _femmes de
+chambre_--
+
+PHYSICIAN.
+
+Are so many inventions to get money, and to flatter patients, while
+nature alone acts.
+
+PRINCESS.
+
+But there are specifics?
+
+PHYSICIAN.
+
+Yes, madam, like the water of youth in romances.
+
+PRINCESS.
+
+In what, then, consists medicine?
+
+PHYSICIAN.
+
+I have already told you, in cleaning and keeping in order the house
+which we cannot rebuild.
+
+PRINCESS.
+
+There are, however, salutary things, and others hurtful?
+
+PHYSICIAN.
+
+You have guessed all the secret. Eat moderately that which you know by
+experience will agree with you. Nothing is good for the body but what is
+easily digested. What medicine will best assist digestion? Exercise.
+What best recruit your strength? Sleep. What will diminish incurable
+ills? Patience. What change a bad constitution? Nothing. In all violent
+maladies, we have only the recipe of Molire, "_seipnare, purgare;_" and,
+if we will, "_clisterium donare._" There is not a fourth. All, I have
+told you amounts only to keeping a house in order, to which we cannot
+add a peg. All art consists in adaptation.
+
+PRINCESS.
+
+You puff not your merchandise. You are an honest man. When I am queen, I
+will make you my first physician.
+
+PHYSICIAN.
+
+Let nature be your first physician. It is she who made all. Of those who
+have lived beyond a hundred years, none were of the faculty. The king of
+France has already buried forty of his physicians, as many chief
+physicians, besides physicians of the establishment, and others.
+
+PRINCESS.
+
+And, truly, I hope to bury you also.
+
+
+
+
+MAN.
+
+
+To know the natural philosophy of the human race, it is necessary to
+read works of anatomy, or rather to go through a course of anatomy.
+
+To be acquainted with the man we call "moral," it is above all necessary
+to have lived and reflected. Are not all moral works contained in these
+words of Job? "Man that is born of a woman hath but a few days to live,
+and is full of trouble. He cometh forth like a flower, and is cut down:
+he fleeth as a shadow, and continueth not."
+
+We have already seen that the human race has not above two-and-twenty
+years to live, reckoning those who die at their nurses' breasts, and
+those who for a hundred years drag on the remains of a miserable and
+imbecile life.
+
+It is a fine apologue, that ancient fable of the first man who was at
+first destined to live twenty years at most, and who reduced it to five
+years by estimating one life with another. The man was in despair, and
+had near him a caterpillar, a butterfly, a peacock, a horse, a fox, and
+an ape.
+
+"Prolong my life," said he to Jupiter; "I am more worthy than these
+animals; it is just that I and my family should live long to command all
+beasts." "Willingly," said Jupiter; "but I have only a certain number of
+days to divide among the whole of the beings to whom I have granted
+life. I can only give to thee by taking away from others; for imagine
+not, that because I am Jupiter, I am infinite and all-powerful; I have
+my nature and my limits. Now I will grant thee some years more, by
+taking them from these six animals, of which thou art jealous, on
+condition that thou shalt successively assume their manner of living.
+Man shall first be a caterpillar, dragging himself along in his earliest
+infancy. Until fifteen, he shall have the lightness of a butterfly; in
+his youth, the vanity of a peacock. In manhood he must undergo the
+labors of a horse. Towards fifty, he shall have the tricks of a fox; and
+in his old age, be ugly and ridiculous like an ape. This, in general, is
+the destiny of man."
+
+Remark further, that notwithstanding these bounties of Jupiter, the
+animal man has still but two or three and twenty years to live, at most.
+Taking mankind in general, of this a third must be taken away for sleep,
+during which we are in a certain sense dead; thus there remain fifteen,
+and from these fifteen we must take at least eight for our first
+infancy, which is, as it has been called, the vestibule of life. The
+clear product will be seven years, and of these seven years the half at
+least is consumed in grief of all kinds. Take three years and a half for
+labor, fatigue, and dissatisfaction, and we shall have none remaining.
+Well, poor animal, will you still be proud?
+
+Unfortunately, in this fable Jupiter forgot to dress this animal as he
+clothed the ass, horse, peacock, and even the caterpillar. Man had only
+his bare skin, which, continually exposed to the sun, rain, and hail,
+became chapped, tanned, and spotted. The male in our continent was
+disfigured by spare hairs on his body, which rendered him frightful
+without covering him. His face was hidden by these hairs. His skin
+became a rough soil which bore a forest of stalks, the roots of which
+tended upwards, and the branches of which grew downwards. It was in this
+state and in this image, that this animal ventured to paint God, when in
+course of time he learned the art of description.
+
+The female being more weak, became still more disgusting and frightful
+in her old age; and, in short, without tailors, and mantua-makers,
+one-half of mankind would never have dared to show itself to the other.
+Yet, before having clothes, before even knowing how to speak, some ages
+must have passed away--a truth which has been proved, but which must be
+often repeated.
+
+It is a little extraordinary that we should have harassed an innocent,
+estimable man of our time, the good Helvetius, for having said that if
+men had not hands, they could not build houses and work tapestry.
+Apparently, those who have condemned this proposition, have discovered a
+secret for cutting stones and wood, and working at the needle with their
+feet.
+
+I liked the author of the work "On Mind". This man was worth more than
+all his enemies together; but I never approved either the errors of his
+book, or the trivial truths which he so emphatically enforced. I have,
+however, boldly taken his part when absurd men have condemned him for
+these same truths.
+
+I have no terms to express the excess of my contempt for those who, for
+example's sake, would magisterially proscribe this passage: "The Turks
+can only be considered deists." How then, pedant! would you have them
+regarded as atheists, because they adore only one God!
+
+You condemn this other proposition: "The man of sense knows that men are
+what they must be; that all hatred against them is unjust; that a fool
+commits fooleries as a wild stock bears bitter fruits."
+
+So, crabbed stocks of the schools, you persecute a man because he hates
+you not! Let us, however, leave the schools, and pursue our subject.
+
+Reason, industrious hands, a head capable of generalizing ideas, a
+language pliant enough to express them--these are great benefits granted
+by the Supreme Being to man, to the exclusion of other animals.
+
+The male in general lives rather a shorter time than the female. He is
+also generally larger in proportion. A man of the loftiest stature is
+commonly two or three inches higher than the tallest woman.
+
+His strength is almost always superior; he is more active; and having
+all his organs stronger, he is more capable of a fixed attention. All
+arts have been invented by him, and not by woman. We should remark, that
+it is not the fire of imagination, but persevering meditation and
+combination of ideas which have invented arts, as mechanics, gunpowder,
+printing, dialling, etc.
+
+Man alone knows that he must die, and knows it only by experience. A
+child brought up alone, and transported into a desert island, would
+dream of death no more than a plant or a cat.
+
+A singular man has written that the human body is a fruit, which is
+green until old age, and that the moment of death is that of maturity. A
+strange maturity, ashes and putrefaction! The head of this philosopher
+was not ripe. How many extravagances has the rage for telling novelties
+produced?
+
+The principal occupations of our race are the provision of food,
+lodging, and clothing; all the rest are nearly accessory; and it is this
+poor accessory which has produced so many ravages and murders.
+
+Different Races Of Men.
+
+We have elsewhere seen how many different races of men this globe
+contains, and to what degrees the first negro and the first white who
+met were astonished at one another.
+
+It is likely enough that several weakly species of men and animals have
+perished. It is thus that we no longer discover any of the murex, of
+which the species has probably been devoured by other animals who
+several ages after visited the shores inhabited by this little
+shellfish.
+
+St. Jerome, in his "History of the Father of the Desert", speaks of a
+centaur who had a conversation with St. Anthony the hermit. He
+afterwards gives an account of a much longer discourse that the same
+Anthony had with a satyr.
+
+St. Augustine, in his thirty-third sermon, addressed "To his Brothers in
+the Desert," tell things as extraordinary as Jerome. "I was already
+bishop of Hippo, when I went into Ethiopia with some servants of Christ,
+there to preach the gospel. In this country we saw many men and women
+without heads, who had two great eyes in their breasts. In countries
+still more southerly, we saw a people who had but one eye in their
+foreheads," etc.
+
+Apparently, Augustine and Jerome then spoke "with economy"; they
+augmented the works of creation to raise greater admiration of the works
+of God. They sought to astonish men by fables, to render them more
+submissive to the yoke of faith.
+
+We can be very good Christians without believing in centaurs, men
+without heads, or with only one eye, one leg, etc. But can we doubt that
+the interior structure of a negro may be different to that of a white,
+since the mucous netted membrane beneath the skin is white in the one,
+and black in the other? I have already told you so, but you are deaf.
+
+The Albinos and the Darians--the first originally of Africa, and the
+second of the middle of America--are as different from us as from the
+negroes. There are yellow, red, and gray races. We have already seen
+that all the Americans are without beards or hair on their bodies,
+except the head and eyebrows. All are equally men, but only as a fir, an
+oak, and a pear tree are equally trees; the pear tree comes not from the
+fir, nor the fir from the oak.
+
+But whence comes it, that in the midst of the Pacific Ocean, in an
+island named Otaheite, the men are bearded? It is to ask why we are so,
+while the Peruvians, Mexicans, and Canadians are not. It is to ask, why
+apes have tails, and why nature has refused us an ornament which, at
+least among us, is an extreme rarity.
+
+The inclinations and characters of men differ as much as their climates
+and governments. It has never been possible to compose a regiment of
+Laplanders and Samoyeds, whilst the Siberians, their neighbors, become
+intrepid soldiers.
+
+Neither can you make good grenadiers of a poor Darian or an Albino. It
+is not because they have partridge eyes, or that their hair and eyebrows
+are like the finest and whitest silk; but it is because their bodies,
+and consequently their courage, partake of the most extreme weakness.
+There is none but a blind man, and even an obstinate blind man, who can
+deny the existence of all these different species. It is as great and
+remarkable as that of apes.
+
+That All Races Of Men Have Constantly Lived In Society.
+
+All the men whom we have discovered in the most uncultivated and
+frightful countries herd together like beavers, ants, bees, and several
+other species of animals.
+
+We have never seen countries in which they lived separate; or in which
+the male only joined with the female by chance, and abandoned her the
+moment after in disgust; or in which the mother estranged herself from
+her children, after having brought them up; or in which human beings
+lived without family and society. Some poor jesters have abused their
+understandings so far as to hazard the astonishing paradox, that man is
+originally created to live alone, and that it is society which has
+depraved his nature. They might as well say that herrings were created
+to swim alone in the sea; and that it is by an excess of corruption,
+that they pass in a troop from the Frozen Ocean to our shores; that
+formerly cranes flew in the air singly, and that, by a violation of
+their natural instinct, they have subsequently chosen to travel in
+company.
+
+Every animal has its instinct, and the instinct of man, fortified by
+reason, disposes him towards society, as towards eating and drinking. So
+far from the want of society having degraded man, it is estrangement
+from society which degrades him. Whoever lived absolutely alone, would
+soon lose the faculty of thinking and expressing himself; he would be a
+burden to himself, and it would only remain to metamorphose him into a
+beast. An excess of powerless pride, which rises up against the pride of
+others, may induce a melancholy man to fly from his fellows; but it is a
+species of depravity, and punishes itself. That pride is its own
+punishment, which frets itself into solitude and secretly resents being
+despised and forgotten. It is enduring the most horrible slavery, in
+order to be free.
+
+We have enlarged the bounds of ordinary folly so far as to say that it
+is not natural for a man to be attached to a woman during the nine
+months of her pregnancy. The appetite is satisfied, says the author of
+these paradoxes; the man has no longer any want of woman, nor the woman
+of man; and the latter need not have the least care, nor perhaps the
+least idea of the effects of the transient intercourse. They go
+different ways, and there is no appearance, until the end of nine
+months, that they have ever been known to one another. Why should he
+help her after her delivery? Why assist to bring up a child whom he
+cannot instinctively know belongs to him alone?
+
+All this is execrable; but happily nothing is more false. If this
+barbarous indifference was the true instinct of nature, mankind would
+always have acted thus. Instinct is unchangeable, its inconsistencies
+are very rare; the father would always abandon the mother, and the
+mother would abandon her child. There would have been much fewer men on
+earth than voracious animals; for the wild beasts better provided and
+better armed, have a more prompt instinct, more sure means of living,
+and a more certain nourishment than mankind.
+
+Our nature is very different from the frightful romance which this man,
+possessed of the devil, has made of it. Except some barbarous souls
+entirely brutish, or perhaps a philosopher more brutal still, the
+roughest man, by a prevailing instinct, loves the child which is not yet
+born, the womb which bears it; and the mother redoubles her love for him
+from whom she has received the germ of a being similar to himself.
+
+The instinct of the colliers of the Black Forest speaks to them as
+loudly, and animates them as strongly in favor of their children as the
+instinct of pigeons and nightingales induces them to feed their little
+ones. Time has therefore been sadly lost in writing these abominable
+absurdities.
+
+The great fault of all these paradoxical books lies in always supposing
+nature very different from what it is. If the satires on man and woman
+written by Boileau were not pleasantries, they would sin in the
+essential point of supposing all men fools and all women coquettes.
+
+The same author, an enemy to society, like the fox without a tail who
+would have his companions cut off theirs, thus in a magisterial style
+expresses himself:
+
+"The first who, having enclosed an estate, took upon himself to say:
+'This is mine,' and found people simple enough to believe him, was the
+true founder of society. What crimes, wars, murders, miseries, and
+horrors, might have been spared to mankind if some one, seizing the
+stakes, or filling up the pit, had cried to his companions: 'Take care
+how you listen to this impostor; you are lost if you forget that the
+fruits are common to all, and that the earth belongs to nobody!'"
+
+Thus, according to this fine philosopher, a thief, a destroyer, would
+have been the benefactor of mankind, and we should punish an honest man
+who says to his children: "Let us imitate our neighbor; he has enclosed
+his field, the beasts will no longer ravage it, his land will become
+more fertile; let us work ours as he has labored his; it will aid us,
+and we shall improve it. Each family cultivating its own enclosure, we
+shall be better fed, more healthy, more peaceable, and less unhappy. We
+will endeavor to establish a distributive justice, which will console
+our unhappy race; and we shall be raised above the foxes and polecats,
+to whom this babbler would compare us."
+
+Would not this discourse be more sensible and honest than that of the
+savage fool who would destroy the good man's orchard? What philosophy
+therefore is that which says things that common sense disclaims from
+China to Canada? Is it not that of a beggar, who would have all the rich
+robbed by the poor, in order that fraternal union might be better
+established among men?
+
+It is true, that if all the hedges, forests, and plains were covered
+with wholesome and delicious fruits, it would be impossible, unjust, and
+ridiculous, to guard them.
+
+If there are any islands in which nature produces food and all
+necessaries without trouble, let us go and live there, far from the
+trash of our laws; but as soon as you have peopled them, we must return
+to _meum _and _tuum, _and to laws which are often very bad, but which we
+cannot rationally abolish.
+
+
+_Is Man Born Wicked?_
+
+Is it not demonstrated that man is _not _born perverse and the child of
+the devil? If such was his nature, he would commit enormous crimes and
+barbarities as soon as he could walk; he would use the first knife he
+could find, to wound whoever displeased him. He would necessarily
+resemble little wolves and foxes, who bite as soon as they can.
+
+On the contrary, throughout the world, he partakes of the nature of the
+lamb, while he is an infant. Why, therefore, and how is it, that he so
+often becomes a wolf and fox? Is it not that, being born neither good
+nor wicked, education, example, the government into which he is
+thrown--in short, occasion of every kind--determines him to virtue or
+vice?
+
+Perhaps human nature could not be otherwise. Man could not always have
+false thoughts, nor always true affections; be always sweet, or always
+cruel.
+
+It is demonstrable that woman is elevated beyond men in the scale of
+goodness. We see a hundred brothers enemies to each other, to one
+Clytemnestra.
+
+There are professions which necessarily render the soul pitiless--those
+of the soldier, the butcher, the officer of justice, and the jailer; and
+all trades which are founded on the annoyance of others.
+
+The officer, the soldier, the jailer, for example, are only happy in
+making others miserable. It is true, they are necessary against
+malefactors, and so far useful to society; but of a thousand men of the
+kind, there is not one who acts from the motive of the public good, or
+who even reflects that it is a public good.
+
+It is above all a curious thing to hear them speak of their prowess as
+they count the number of their victims; their snares to entrap them, the
+ills which they have made them suffer, and the money which they have got
+by it.
+
+Whoever has been able to descend to the subaltern detail of the bar;
+whoever has only heard lawyears reason familiarly among themselves, and
+applaud themselves for the miseries of their clients, must have a very
+poor opinion of human nature.
+
+There are more frightful possessions still, which are, however,
+canvassed for like a canonship. There are some which change an honest
+man into a rogue, and which accustom him to lie in spite of himself, to
+deceive almost without perceiving it, to put a blind before the eyes of
+others, to prostrate himself by the interest and vanity of his
+situation, and without remorse to plunge mankind into stupid blindness.
+
+Women, incessantly occupied with the education of their children, and
+shut up in their domestic cares, are excluded from all these
+professions, which pervert human nature and render it atrocious. They
+are everywhere less barbarous than men.
+
+Physics join with morals to prevent them from great crimes; their blood
+is milder; they are less addicted to strong liquors, which inspire
+ferocity. An evident proof is, that of a thousand victims of justice in
+a thousand executed assassins, we scarcely reckon four women. It is also
+proved elsewhere, I believe, that in Asia there are not two examples of
+women condemned to a public punishment. It appears, therefore, that our
+customs and habits have rendered the male species very wicked.
+
+If this truth was general and without exceptions, the species would be
+more horrible than spiders, wolves, and polecats are to our eyes. But
+happily, professions which harden the heart and fill it with odious
+passions, are very rare. Observe, that in a nation of twenty millions,
+there are at most two hundred thousand soldiers. This is but one soldier
+to two hundred individuals. These two hundred thousand soldiers are held
+in the most severe discipline, and there are among them very honest
+people, who return to their villages and finish their old age as good
+fathers and husbands.
+
+The number of other trades which are dangerous to manners, is but small.
+Laborers, artisans, and artists are too much occupied often to deliver
+themselves up to crime. The earth will always bear detestable wretches,
+and books will always exaggerate the number, which, rather than being
+greater, is less than we say.
+
+If mankind had been under the empire of the devil, there would be no
+longer any person upon earth. Let us console ourselves: we have seen,
+and we shall always see, fine minds from Pekin to la Rochelle; and
+whatever licentiates and bachelors may say, the Tituses, Trajans,
+Antoninuses, and Peter Bayles were very honest men.
+
+
+_Of Man In The State Of Pure Nature._
+
+What would man be in the state which we call that of pure nature? An
+animal much below the first Iroquois whom we found in the north of
+America. He would be very inferior to these Iroquois, since they knew
+how to light fires and make arrows. He would require ages to arrive at
+these two arts.
+
+Man, abandoned to pure nature, would have, for his language, only a few
+inarticulate sounds; the species would be reduced to a very small
+number, from the difficulty of getting nourishment and the want of help,
+at least in our harsh climates. He would have no more knowledge of God
+and the soul, than of mathematics; these ideas would be lost in the care
+of procuring food. The race of beavers would be infinitely preferable.
+
+Man would then be only precisely like a robust child; and we have seen
+many men who are not much above that state, as it is. The Laplanders,
+the Samoyeds, the inhabitants of Kamchatka, the Kaffirs, and Hottentots
+are--with respect to man in a state of pure nature--that which the
+courts of Cyrus and Semiramis were in comparison with the inhabitants of
+the Cévennes. Yet the inhabitants of Kamchatka and the Hottentots of our
+days, so superior to men entirely savage, are animals who live six
+months of the year in caverns, where they eat the vermin by which they
+are eaten.
+
+In general, mankind is not above two or three degrees more civilized
+than the Kamchatkans. The multitude of brute beasts called men, compared
+with the little number of those who think, is at least in the proportion
+of a hundred to one in many nations.
+
+It is pleasant to contemplate on one side, Father Malebranche, who
+treats familiarly of "the Word"; and on the other, these millions of
+animals similar to him, who have never heard speak of "the Word," and
+who have not one metaphysical idea.
+
+Between men of pure instinct and men of genius floats this immense
+number occupied solely with subsisting.
+
+This subsistence costs us so much pains, that in the north of America an
+image of God often runs five or six leagues to get a dinner; whilst
+among us the image of God bedews the ground with the sweat of his brow,
+in order to procure bread.
+
+Add to this bread--or the equivalent--a hut, and a poor dress, and you
+will have man such as he is in general, from one end of the universe to
+the other: and it is only in a multitude of ages that he has been able
+to arrive at this high degree of attainment.
+
+Finally, after other ages, things got to the point at which we see them.
+Here we represent a tragedy in music; there we kill one another on the
+high seas of another hemisphere, with a thousand pieces of cannon. The
+opera and a ship of war of the first rank always astonish my
+imagination. I doubt whether they can be carried much farther in any of
+the globes with which the heavens are studded. More than half the
+habitable world, however, is still peopled with two-footed animals, who
+live in the horrible state approaching to pure nature, existing and
+clothing themselves with difficulty, scarcely enjoying the gift of
+speech, scarcely perceiving that they are unfortunate, and living and
+dying almost without knowing it.
+
+
+_Examination Of A Thought Of Pascal On Man._
+
+"I can conceive a man without hands or feet, and I could even conceive
+him without a head, if experience taught me not that it is with the head
+he thinks. It is therefore thought which makes the being of man, without
+which we cannot conceive him."--(Thoughts of Pascal.)
+
+How! conceive a man, without feet, hands, and head? This would be as
+different a thing from a man as a gourd.
+
+If all men were without heads, how could yours conceive that there are
+animals like yourselves, since they would have nothing of what
+principally constitutes your being? A head is something; the five senses
+are contained in it, and thought also. An animal, which from the nape of
+its neck downwards might resemble a man, or one of those apes which we
+call ourang-outang or the man of the woods, would no more be a man than
+an ape or a bear whose head and tail were cut off.
+
+It is therefore thought which makes the being of a man. In this case,
+thought would be his essence, as extent and solidity are the essence of
+matter. Man would think essentially and always, as matter is always
+extended and solid. He would think in a profound sleep without dreams,
+in a fit, in a lethargy, in the womb of his mother. I well know that I
+never thought in any of these states; I confess it often; and I doubt
+not that others are like myself.
+
+If thought was as essential to man as extent is to matter, it would
+follow that God cannot deprive this animal of understanding, since he
+cannot deprive matter of extent--for then it would be no longer matter.
+Now, if understanding be essential to man, he is a thinking being by
+nature, as God is God by nature.
+
+If desirous to define God, as such poor beings as ourselves can define
+Him, I should say, that thought is _His _being, _His _essence; but as to
+man--!
+
+We have the faculties of thinking, walking, talking, eating, and
+sleeping, but we do not always use these faculties, it is not in our
+nature.
+
+Thought, with us, is it not an attribute? and so much an attribute that
+it is sometimes weak, sometimes strong, sometimes reasonable, and
+sometimes extravagant? It hides itself, shows itself, flies, returns, is
+nothing, is reproduced. Essence is quite another thing; it never varies;
+it knows nothing of more or less.
+
+What, therefore, would be the animal supposed by Pascal? A being of
+reason. He might just as well have supposed a tree to which God might
+have given thought, as it is said that the gods granted voices to the
+trees of Dodona.
+
+
+_Operation Of God On Man._
+
+People who have founded systems on the communication of God with man
+have said that God acts directly physically on man in certain cases
+only, when God grants certain particular gifts; and they have called
+this action "physical premotion." Diocles and Erophiles, those two great
+enthusiasts, maintain this opinion, and have partisans.
+
+Now we recognize a God quite as well as these people, because we cannot
+conceive that any one of the beings which surround us could be produced
+of itself. By the fact alone that something exists, the necessary
+Eternal Being must be necessarily the cause of all. With these
+reasoners, we admit the possibility of God making himself understood to
+some favorites; but we go farther, we believe that He makes Himself
+understood by all men, in all places, and in all times, since to all he
+gives life, motion, digestion, thought, and instinct.
+
+Is there in the vilest of animals, and in the most sublime philosophers,
+a being who can will motion, digestion, desire, love, instinct, or
+thought? No; but we act, we love, we have instincts; as for example, an
+invincible liking to certain objects, an insupportable aversion to
+others, a promptitude to execute the movements necessary to our
+preservation, as those of sucking the breasts of our nurses, swimming
+when we are strong and our bosoms large enough, biting our bread,
+drinking, stooping to avoid a blow from a stone, collecting our force to
+clear a ditch, etc. We accomplish a thousand such actions without
+thinking of them, though they are all profoundly mathematical. In short,
+we think and feel without knowing how.
+
+In good earnest, is it more difficult for God to work all within us by
+means of which we are ignorant, than to stir us internally sometimes, by
+the efficacious grace of Jupiter, of which these gentlemen talk to us
+unceasingly?
+
+Where is the man who, when he looks into himself, perceives not that he
+is a puppet of Providence? I think--but can I give myself a thought?
+Alas! if I thought of myself, I should know what ideas I might entertain
+the next moment--a thing which nobody knows.
+
+I acquire a knowledge, but I could not give it to myself. My
+intelligence cannot be the cause of it; for the cause must contain the
+effect: Now, my first acquired knowledge was not in my understanding;
+being the first, it was given to me by him who formed me, and who gives
+all, whatever it may be.
+
+I am astonished, when I am told that my first knowledge cannot alone
+give me a second; that it must contain it.
+
+The proof that we give ourselves no ideas is that we receive them in our
+dreams; and certainly, it is neither our will nor attention which makes
+us think in dreams. There are poets who make verses sleeping;
+geometricians who measure triangles. All proves to us that there is a
+power which acts within us without consulting us.
+
+All our sentiments, are they not involuntary? Hearing, taste, and sight
+are nothing by themselves. We feel, in spite of ourselves: we do nothing
+of ourselves: we are nothing without a Supreme Power which enacts all
+things.
+
+The most superstitious allow these truths, but they apply them only to
+people of their own class. They affirm that God acts physically on
+certain privileged persons. We are more religious than they; we believe
+that the Great Being acts on all living things, as on all matter. Is it
+therefore more difficult for Him to stir all men than to stir some of
+them? Will God be God for your little sect alone? He is equally so for
+me, who do not belong to it.
+
+A new philosopher goes further than you; it seemed to him that God alone
+exists. He pretends that we are all in Him; and we say that it is God
+who sees and acts in all that has life. "_Jupiter est quodcumque vides;
+quodcumque moveris._"
+
+To proceed. Your physical premotion introduces God acting in you. What
+need have you then of a soul? Of what good is this little unknown and
+incomprehensible being? Do you give a soul to the sun, which enlightens
+so many globes? And if this star so great, so astonishing, and so
+necessary, has no soul, why should man have one? God who made us, does
+He not suffice for us? What, therefore, is become of the axiom? Effect
+not that by many, which can be accomplished by one.
+
+This soul, which you have imagined to be a substance, is therefore
+really only a faculty, granted by the Great Being, and not by a person.
+It is a property given to our organs, and not a substance. Man, his
+reason uncorrupted by metaphysics, could never imagine that he was
+double; that he was composed of two beings, the one mortal, visible, and
+palpable--the other immortal, invisible, and impalpable. Would it not
+require ages of controversy to arrive at this expedient of joining
+together two substances so dissimilar; tangible and intangible, simple
+and compound, invulnerable and suffering, eternal and fleeting?
+
+Men have only supposed a soul by the same error which made them suppose
+in us a being called memory, which being they afterwards made a
+divinity.
+
+They made this memory the mother of the Muses; they embodied the various
+talents of nature in so many goddesses, the daughters of memory. They
+also made a god of the secret power by which nature forms the blood of
+animals, and called it the god of sanguification. The Roman people
+indeed had similar gods for the faculties of eating and drinking, for
+the act of marriage, for the act of voiding excrements. They were so
+many particular souls, which produced in us all these actions. It was
+the metaphysics of the populace. This shameful and ridiculous
+superstition was evidently derived from that which imagined in man a
+small divine substance, different from man himself.
+
+This substance is still admitted in all the schools; and with
+condescension we grant to the Great Being, to the Eternal Maker, to God,
+the permission of joining His concurrence to the soul. Thus we suppose,
+that for will and deed, both God and our souls are necessary.
+
+But to concur signifies to aid, to participate. God therefore is only
+second with us; it is degrading Him; it is putting Him on a level with
+us, or making Him play the most inferior part. Take not from Him His
+rank and pre-eminence: make not of the Sovereign of Nature the mere
+servant of mankind.
+
+Two species of reasoners, well credited in the world--atheists and
+theologians--will oppose our doubts.
+
+The atheists will say, that in admitting reason in man and instinct in
+brutes, as properties, it is very useless to admit a God into this
+system; that God is still more incomprehensible than a soul; that it is
+unworthy a sage to believe that which he conceives not. They let fly
+against us all the arguments of Straton and Lucretius. We will answer
+them by one word only: "You exist; therefore there is a God."
+
+Theologians will give us more trouble. They will first tell us: "We
+agree with you that God is the first cause of all; but He is not the
+only one." A high priest of Minerva says expressly: "The second agent
+operates by virtue of the first; the first induces a second; the second
+involves a third; all are acting by virtue of God, and He is the cause
+of all actions acting."
+
+We will answer, with all the respect we owe to this high priest: "There
+is, and there can only exist, one true cause. All the others, which are
+subsequent, are but instruments. I discover a spring--I make use of it
+to move a machine; I discovered the spring and made the machine. I am
+the sole cause. That is undoubted."
+
+The high priest will reply: "You take liberty away from men." I reply:
+"No; liberty consists in the faculty of willing, and in that of doing
+what you will, when nothing prevents you. God has made man upon these
+conditions, and he must be contented with them."
+
+My priest will persist, and say, that we make God the author of sin.
+Then we shall answer him: "I am sorry for it; but God is made the author
+of sin in all systems, except in that of the atheists. For if He concurs
+with the actions of perverse men, as with those of the just, it is
+evident that to concur is to do, since He who concurs is also the
+creator of all."
+
+If God alone permits sin, it is He who commits it; since to permit and
+to do is the same thing to the absolute master of all. If He foresees
+that men will do evil, he should not form men. We have never eluded the
+force of these ancient arguments; we have never weakened them. Whoever
+has produced all, has certainly produced good and evil. The system of
+absolute predestination, the doctrine of concurrence, equally plunge us
+into this labyrinth, from which we cannot extricate ourselves.
+
+All that we can say is, that evil is for us, and not for God. Nero
+assassinates his preceptor and his mother; another murders his relations
+and neighbors; a high priest poisons, strangles, and beheads twenty
+Roman lords, on rising from the bed of his daughter. This is of no more
+importance to the Being, the Universal Soul of the World, than sheep
+eaten by the wolves or by us, or than flies devoured by spiders. There
+is no evil for the Great Being; to Him it is only the play of the great
+machine which incessantly moves by eternal laws. If the wicked
+become--whether during their lives or subsequently--more unhappy than
+those whom they have sacrificed to their passions; if they suffer as
+they have made others suffer, it is still an inevitable consequence of
+the immutable laws by which the Great Being necessarily acts. We know
+but a very small part of these laws; we have but a very weak portion of
+understanding; we have only resignation in our power. Of all systems, is
+not that which makes us acquainted with our insignificance the most
+reasonable? Men--as all philosophers of antiquity have said--made God in
+their own image; which is the reason why the first Anaxagoras, as
+ancient as Orpheus, expresses himself thus in his verses: "If the birds
+figured to themselves a God, he would have wings; that of horses would
+run with four legs."
+
+The vulgar imagine God to be a king, who holds his seat of justice in
+his court. Tender hearts represent him as a father who takes care of his
+children. The sage attributes to Him no human affection. He acknowledges
+a necessary eternal power which animates all nature, and resigns himself
+to it.
+
+
+_General Reflection On Man._
+
+It requires twenty years to raise man from the state of a plant, in
+which he abides in his mother's womb, and from the pure animal state,
+which is the lot of his earliest infancy, to that in which the maturity
+of reason begins to dawn. He has required thirty ages to become a little
+acquainted with his own bodily structure. He would require eternity to
+become acquainted with his soul. He requires but an instant to kill
+himself.
+
+
+
+
+MARRIAGE.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+I once met with a reasoner who said: "Induce your subjects to marry as
+early as possible. Let them be exempt from taxes the first year; and let
+their portion be assessed on those who at the same age are in a state of
+celibacy.
+
+"The more married men you have, the fewer crimes there will be. Examine
+the frightful columns of your criminal calendars; you will there find a
+hundred youths executed for one father of a family.
+
+"Marriage renders men more virtuous and more wise. The father of a
+family is not willing to blush before his children; he is afraid to make
+shame their inheritance.
+
+"Let your soldiers marry, and they will no longer desert. Bound to their
+families, they will be bound to their country. An unmarried soldier is
+frequently nothing but a vagabond, to whom it matters not whether he
+serves the king of Naples or the king of Morocco."
+
+The Roman warriors were married: they fought for their wives and their
+children; and they made slaves of the wives and the children of other
+nations.
+
+A great Italian politician, who was, besides, learned in the Eastern
+tongues, a thing rare among our politicians, said to me in my youth:
+"_Caro figlio,_" remember that the Jews never had but one good
+institution--that of abhorring virginity. If that little nation of
+superstitious jobbers had not regarded marriage as the first of the
+human obligations--if there had been among them convents of nuns--they
+would have been inevitably lost.
+
+
+_The Marriage Contract._
+
+Marriage is a contract in the law of nations, of which the Roman
+Catholics have made a sacrament.
+
+But the sacrament and the contract are two very different things; with
+the one are connected the civil effects, with the other the graces of
+the church.
+
+So when the contract is conformable to the law of nations, it must
+produce every civil effect. The absence of the sacrament can operate
+only in the privation of spiritual graces.
+
+Such has been the jurisprudence of all ages, and of all nations,
+excepting the French. Such was the opinion of the most accredited
+fathers of the Church. Go through the Theodosian and Justinian codes,
+and you will find no law proscribing the marriages of persons of another
+creed, not even when contracted between them and Catholics.
+
+It is true, that Constantius--that son of Constantine as cruel as his
+father--forbade the Jews, on pain of death, to marry Christian women;
+and that Valentinian, Theodosius, and Arcadius made the same
+prohibition, under the like penalty, to the Jewish women. But under the
+emperor Marcian these laws had ceased to be observed; and Justinian
+rejected them from his code. Besides, they were made against the Jews
+only; no one ever thought of applying them to the marriage of pagans or
+heretics with the followers of the prevailing religion.
+
+Consult St. Augustine, and he will tell you that in his time the
+marriages of believers with unbelievers were not considered illicit,
+because no gospel text had condemned them: "_Quæ matrimonia cum in
+fidelibus, nostris temporibus, jam non putantur esse peccata; quoniam in
+Novo Testamento nihil inde preceptum est, et ideo aut licere creditum
+est, aut velut dubium derelictum._"
+
+Augustine says, moreover, that these marriages often work the conversion
+of the unbelieving party. He cites the example of his own father, who
+embraced the Christian religion because his wife, Manica, professed
+Christianity. Clotilda, by the conversion of Clovis, and Theolinda, by
+that of Agilulf, king of the Lombards, rendered greater service to the
+Church than if they had married orthodox princes.
+
+Consult the declaration of Pope Benedict XIV. of Nov. 4, 1741. You will
+find in it these words: "_Quod vero spectat ad ea conjugia quæ, absque
+forma a Tridentino statuta, contrahuntur a catholicis cum hæreticis,
+sive catholicus vir hæriticam feminam ducat, sive catholica fæmina
+heretico viro nubat; si hujusmodi matrimonium sit contractum aut in
+posterum contracti contingat, Tridentini forma non servata, declarat
+Sanctitas sua, alio non concurrente impedimento, validum habendum esse,
+sciat conjux catholicus se istius matrimonii vinculo perpetuo
+ligatum._"--With respect to such marriages as, transgressing the
+enactment of the Council of Trent, are contracted by Catholics with
+heretics; whether by a Catholic man with a heretical woman, or by a
+Catholic woman with a heretical man; if such matrimony already is, or
+hereafter shall be contracted, the rules of the council not being
+observed, his holiness declares, that if there be no other impediment,
+it shall be held valid, the Catholic man or woman understanding that he
+or she is by such matrimony bound until death.
+
+By what astonishing contradiction is it, that the French laws in this
+matter are more severe than those of the Church? The first law by which
+this severity was established in France was the edict of Louis XIV., of
+November, 1680, which deserves to be repeated.
+
+"Louis,... The canons of the councils having forbidden marriages of
+Catholics with heretics, as a public scandal and a profanation of the
+sacrament, we have deemed it the more necessary to prevent them for the
+future, as we have found that the toleration of such marriages exposes
+Catholics to the continual temptation of perverting it, etc. For these
+causes,... it is our will and pleasure, that in future our subjects of
+the Roman Catholic and Apostolic religion may not, under any pretext
+whatsoever, contract marriage with those of the pretended reformed
+religion, declaring such marriages to be invalid, and the issue of them
+illegitimate."
+
+It is singular enough, that the laws of the Church should have been made
+the foundation for annulling marriages which the Church never annulled.
+In this edict we find the sacrament confounded with the civil contract;
+and from this confusion have proceeded the strange laws in France
+concerning marriage.
+
+St. Augustine approved marriages of the orthodox with heretics, for he
+hoped that the faithful spouse would convert the other; and Louis XIV.
+condemns them, lest the heterodox should pervert the believer.
+
+In Franche-Comté there exists a yet more cruel law. This is an edict of
+the archduke Albert and his wife Isabella, of Dec. 20, 1599, which
+forbids Catholics to marry heretics, on pain of confiscation of body and
+goods.
+
+The same edict pronounces the same penalty on such as shall be convicted
+of eating mutton on Friday or Saturday. What laws! and what
+law-givers!--"_A quels maîtres, grand Dieu, livrez-vous l'univers!_"
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+If our laws reprove marriages of Catholics with persons of a different
+religion, do they grant the civil effects at least to marriages of
+French Protestants with French persons of the same sect?
+
+There are now in the kingdom a million of Protestants; yet the validity
+of their marriage is still a question in the tribunals.
+
+Here again is one of those cases in which our jurisprudence is
+contradictory to the decisions of the Church, and also to itself.
+
+In the papal declaration, quoted in the foregoing section, Benedict XIV.
+decides that marriages of Protestants, contracted according to their
+rites, are no less valid than if they had been performed according to
+the forms established by the Council of Trent; and that a husband who
+turns Catholic cannot break this tie and form a new one with a person of
+his new religion.
+
+Barak Levi, by birth a Jew, and a native of Haguenan, had there married
+Mendel Cerf, of the same town and the same religion.
+
+This Jew came to Paris in 1752; and on May 13, 1754, he was baptized. He
+sent a summons to his wife at Haguenan to come and join him at Paris. In
+a second summons he consented that this wife, when she had come to join
+him, should continue to live in her own Jewish sect.
+
+To these summonses Mendel Cerf replied that she would not return with
+him, and that she required him to send her, according to the Jewish
+forms, a bill of divorce, in order that she might marry another Jew.
+
+Levi was not satisfied with this answer; he sent no bill of divorce; but
+he caused his wife to appear before the official of Strasburg, who, by a
+sentence of Sept. 7, 1754, declared that, in the sight of the Church, he
+was at liberty to marry a Catholic woman.
+
+Furnished with this sentence, the Christianized Jew came into the
+diocese of Soissons, and there made promise of marriage to a young woman
+of Villeneuve. The clergyman refused to publish the banns. Levi
+communicated to him the summonses he had sent to his wife, the sentence
+of the official of Strasburg, and a certificate from the secretary of
+the bishopric of that place, attesting, that in that diocese baptized
+Jews had at all times been permitted to contract new marriages with
+Catholics, and that this usage had constantly been recognized by the
+Supreme Council of Colmar. But these documents appeared to the parson of
+Villeneuve to be insufficient. Levi was obliged to summon him before the
+official of Soissons.
+
+This official did not think, like him of Strasburg, that the marriage of
+Levi with Mendel Cerf was null or dissoluble. By his sentence of Feb. 5,
+1756, he declared the Jew's claim to be inadmissible. The latter
+appealed from this sentence to the Parliament of Paris, where he was not
+only opposed by the public ministry, but, by a decree of Jan. 2, 1758,
+the sentence was confirmed, and Levi was again forbidden to contract any
+marriage during the life of Mendel Cerf.
+
+Here, then, a marriage contracted between French Jews, according to the
+Jewish rites, was declared valid by the first court in the kingdom.
+
+But, some years afterwards, the same question was decided differently in
+another parliament, on the subject of a marriage contracted between two
+French Protestants, who had been married in the presence of their
+parents by a minister of their own communion. The Protestant spouse had,
+like the Jew, changed his religion; and after he had concluded a second
+marriage with a Catholic, the Parliament of Grenoble confirmed this
+second marriage, and declared the first to be null.
+
+If we pass from jurisprudence to legislation, we shall find it as
+obscure on this important matter as on so many others.
+
+A decree of the council, of Sept. 15, 1685, says: "Protestants may
+marry, provided, however, that it be in the presence of the principal
+officer of justice, and that the publication preceding such marriages
+shall be made at the royal see nearest the place of abode of each of the
+Protestants desirous of marrying, and at the audience only."
+
+This decree was not revoked by the edict which, three weeks after,
+suppressed the Edict of Nantes. But after the declaration of May 14,
+1724, drawn up by Cardinal Fleury, the judges would no longer preside
+over the marriages of Protestants, nor permit their banns to be
+published in their audiences.
+
+By Article XV. of this law, the forms prescribed by the canons are to be
+observed in marriages, as well of new converts as of all the rest of the
+king's subjects.
+
+This general expression, "all the rest of the king's subjects," has been
+thought to comprehend the Protestants, as well as the Catholics, and on
+this interpretation, such marriages of Protestants as were not
+solemnized according to the canonical forms have been annulled.
+
+Nevertheless, it seems that the marriages of Protestants having been
+authorized by an express law, they cannot now be admitted but by another
+express law carrying with it this penalty. Besides, the term "new
+converts", mentioned in the declaration, appears to indicate that the
+term that follows relates to the Catholics only. In short, when the
+civil law is obscure or ambiguous, ought not the judges to decide
+according to the natural and the moral law?
+
+Does it not result from all this that laws often have need of
+reformation, and princes of consulting better informed counsellors,
+rejecting priestly ministers, and distrusting courtiers in the garb of
+confessors?
+
+
+
+
+MARY MAGDALEN.
+
+
+I must own that I know not where the author of the "Critical History of
+Jesus Christ" found that St. Mary Magdalen had a criminal intimacy (_des
+complaisances criminelles_) with the "Saviour of the world." He says
+(page 130, line 11 of the note) that this is an assertion of the
+Albigenses. I have never read this horrible blasphemy either in the
+history of the Albigenses, or in their profession of faith. It is one of
+the great many things of which I am ignorant. I know that the Albigenses
+had the dire misfortune of not being Roman Catholics; but, otherwise, it
+seems to me, they had the most profound reverence for the person of
+Jesus.
+
+This author of the "Critical History of Jesus Christ" refers us to the
+"_Christiade,_" a sort of poem in prose--granting that there are such
+things as poems in prose. I have, therefore, been obliged to consult the
+passage of the "_Christiade_" in which this accusation is made. It is in
+the fourth book or canto, page 335, note 1; the poet of the
+"_Christiade_" cites no authority. In an epic poem, indeed, citations
+may be spared; but great authorities are requisite in prose, when so
+grave an assertion is made--one which makes every Christian's hair stand
+erect.
+
+Whether the Albigenses advanced this impiety or not, the only result is
+that the author of the "_Christiade_" sports on the brink of
+criminality. He somewhat imitates the famous sermon of Menot. He
+introduces us to Mary Magdalen, the sister of Martha and Lazarus,
+brilliant with all the charms of youth and beauty, burning with every
+desire, and immersed in every voluptuousness. According to him, she is a
+lady at court, exalted in birth and in riches; her brother Lazarus was
+count of Bethany, and herself marchioness of Magdalet. Martha had a
+splendid portion, but he does not tell us where her estates lay. "She
+had," says the man of the "_Christiade,_" "a hundred servants, and a
+crowd of lovers; she might have threatened the liberty of the whole
+world. But riches, dignities, ambitions, grandeur, never were so dear to
+Magdalen as the seductive error which caused her to be named the sinner.
+Such was the sovereign beauty of the capital when the young and divine
+hero arrived there from the extremities of Galilee. Her other passions
+yielded to the ambition of subduing the hero of whom she had heard."
+
+The author of the "_Christiade_" then imitates Virgil. The marchioness
+of Magdalet conjures her portioned sister to furnish her coquettish
+designs upon her young hero, as Dido employed her sister Anna to gain
+the pious Æneas.
+
+She goes to hear Christ's sermon in the temple, although he never
+preached there. "Her heart flies before her to the hero she adores; she
+awaits but one favorable look to triumph over him, to subdue this master
+of hearts and make him her captive."
+
+She then goes to him at the house of Simon the Leper, a very rich man,
+who was giving him a grand supper, although the women were never
+admitted at these feastings, especially among the Pharisees. She pours a
+large pot of perfumes upon his legs, wipes them with her beautiful fair
+hair, and kisses them.
+
+I shall not inquire whether the picture which the author draws of
+Magdalen's holy transports is not more worldly than devout; whether the
+kisses given are not expressed rather too warmly; nor whether this fine
+hair with which she wipes her hero's legs, does not remind one too
+strongly of Trimalcion, who, at dinner, wiped his hands with the hair of
+a young and beautiful slave. He must himself have felt that his pictures
+might be fancied too glowing; for he anticipates criticism by giving
+some pieces from a sermon of Massillon's on Magdalen. One passage is as
+follows:
+
+"Magdalen had sacrificed her reputation to the world. Her bashfulness
+and her birth at first defended her against the emotions of her passion;
+and it is most likely, that to the first shaft which assailed her, she
+opposed the barrier of her modesty and her pride; but when she had lent
+her ear to the serpent, and consulted her own wisdom, her heart was open
+to all assaults of passion. Magdalen loved the world, and thenceforward
+all was sacrificed to this love; neither the pride that springs from
+birth, nor the modesty which is the ornament of her sex, is spared in
+this sacrifice; nothing can withhold her; neither the railleries of
+worldlings, nor the infidelities of her infatuated lovers, whom she fain
+would please, but by whom she cannot make herself esteemed--for virtue
+only is estimable; nothing can make her ashamed; and like the prostitute
+in the "Apocalypse," she bears on her forehead the name of mystery; that
+is, she was veiled, and was no longer known but in the character of the
+foolish passion."
+
+I have sought this passage in Massillon's sermons, but it certainly is
+not in the edition which I possess. I will venture to say more--it is
+not in his style.
+
+The author of the "_Christiade_" should have informed us where he picked
+up this rhapsody of Massillon's, as he should have told us where he read
+that the Albigenses dared to impute to Jesus Christ an unworthy
+intercourse with Mary Magdalen.
+
+As for the marchioness, she is not again mentioned in the work. The
+author spares us her voyage to Marseilles with Lazarus, and the rest of
+her adventures.
+
+What could induce a man of learning, and sometimes of eloquence, as the
+author of the "_Christiade_" appears to be, to compose this pretended
+poem? It was, as he tells us in his preface, the example of Milton; but
+we well know how deceitful are examples. Milton, who--be it
+observed--did not hazard that weakly monstrosity, a poem in
+prose--Milton, who in his Paradise Lost, has, amid the multitude of
+harsh and obscure lines of which it is full, scattered some very fine
+blank verse--could not please any but fanatical Whigs, as the Abbé
+Grécourt says:
+
+ _En chantant l'univers perdu pour une pomme,_
+ _Et Dieu pour le damner créant le premier homme._
+
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . By singing
+ How God made man on purpose for hell-fire,
+ And how a stolen apple damned us all.
+
+He might delight the Presbyterians by making Sin cohabit with Death; by
+firing off twenty-four pounders in heaven; by making dryness fight with
+damp, and heat with cold; by cleaving angels in two, whose halves
+immediately joined again; by building a bridge over chaos; by
+representing the Messiah taking from a chest in heaven a great pair of
+compasses to describe the circuit of the earth, etc. Virgil and Horace
+would, perhaps, have thought these ideas rather strange. But if they
+succeeded in England by the aid of some very happy lines, the author of
+the "_Christiade_" was mistaken in expecting his romance to succeed
+without the assistance of fine verses, which are indeed very difficult
+to make.
+
+But, says our author, one Jerome Vida, bishop of Alba, once wrote a very
+powerful "_Christiade_" in Latin verse, in which he transcribes many
+lines from Virgil. Well, my friend, why did you write yours in French
+prose? Why did not you, too, imitate Virgil?
+
+But the late M. d'Escorbiac, of Toulouse, also wrote a "_Christiade._"
+Alas! why were you so unfortunate as to become the ape of M.
+d'Escorbiac?
+
+But Milton, too, wrote his romance of the New Testament, his "Paradise
+Regained," in blank verse, frequently resembling the worst prose. Leave
+it, then, to Milton to set Satan and Jesus constantly at war. Let it be
+his to cause a drove of swine to be driven along by a legion of devils;
+that is, by six thousand seven hundred, who take possession of these
+swine--there being three devils and seven-twentieths per pig--and drown
+them in a lake. It well becomes Milton to make the devil propose to God
+that they shall take a good supper together. In Milton, the devil may at
+his ease cover the table with ortolans, partridges, soles, sturgeons,
+and make Hebe and Ganymede hand wine to Jesus Christ. In Milton, the
+devil may take God up a little hill, from the top of which he shows him
+the capital, the Molucca Islands, and the Indian city; the birthplace of
+the beauteous Angelica, who turned Orlando's brain; after which he may
+offer to God all this, provided that God will adore him. But even Milton
+labored in vain; people have laughed at him. They have laughed at poor
+brother Berruyer, the Jesuit. They have laughed at you. Bear it with
+patience!
+
+
+
+
+MARTYRS.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+Martyr, "witness"; martyrdom, testimony. The early Christian community
+at first gave the name of "martyrs" to those who announced new truths to
+mankind, who gave testimony to Jesus; who confessed Jesus; in the same
+manner as they gave the name of "saints" to the presbyters, to the
+supervisors of the community, and to their female benefactors; this is
+the reason why St. Jerome, in his letters, often calls his initiated
+Paul, St. Paul. All the first bishops were called saints.
+
+Subsequently, the name of martyrs was given only to deceased Christians,
+or to those who had been tortured for punishment; and the little chapels
+that were erected to them received afterwards the name of "martyrion."
+
+It is a great question, why the Roman Empire always tolerated in its
+bosom the Jewish sect, even after the two horrible wars of Titus and
+Adrian; why it tolerated the worship of Isis at several times; and why
+it frequently persecuted Christianity. It is evident that the Jews, who
+paid dearly for their synagogues, denounced the Christians as mortal
+foes, and excited the people against them. It is moreover evident that
+the Jews, occupied with the trade of brokers and usurers, did not preach
+against the ancient religion of the empire, and that the Christians, who
+were all busy in controversy, preached against the public worship,
+sought to destroy it, often burned the temples, and broke the
+consecrated statues, as St. Theodosius did at Amasia, and St. Polyeuctus
+in Mitylene.
+
+The orthodox Christians, sure that their religion was the only true one,
+did not tolerate any other. In consequence, they themselves were hardly
+tolerated. Some of them were punished and died for the faith--and these
+were the martyrs.
+
+This name is so respectable that it should not be prodigally bestowed;
+it is not right to assume the name and arms of a family to which one
+does not belong. Very heavy penalties have been established against
+those who have the audacity to decorate themselves with the cross of
+Malta or of St. Louis, without being chevaliers of those orders.
+
+The learned Dodwell, the dexterous Middleton, the judicious Blondel, the
+exact Tillemont, the scrutinizing Launoy, and many others, all zealous
+for the glory of the true martyrs, have excluded from their catalogue an
+obscure multitude on whom this great title had been lavished. We have
+remarked that these learned men were sanctioned by the direct
+acknowledgment of Origen, who, in his "Refutation of Celsus," confesses
+that there are very few martyrs, and those at a great distance of time,
+and that it is easy to reckon them.
+
+Nevertheless, the Benedictine Ruinart--who calls himself Don Ruinart,
+although he was no Spaniard--has contradicted all these learned persons!
+He has candidly given us many stories of martyrs which have appeared to
+the critics very suspicious. Many sensible persons have doubted various
+anecdotes relating to the legends recounted by Don Ruinart, from
+beginning to end.
+
+
+_1. Of Saint Symphorosia And Her Seven Children._
+
+Their scruples commence with St. Symphorosia and her seven children who
+suffered martyrdom with her; which appears, at first sight, too much
+imitated from the seven Maccabees. It is not known whence this legend
+comes; and that is at once a great cause of skepticism.
+
+It is therein related that the emperor Adrian himself wished to
+interrogate the unknown Symphorosia, to ascertain if she was a
+Christian. This would have been more extraordinary than if Louis XIV.
+had subjected a Huguenot to an interrogatory. You will further observe
+that Adrian, far from being a persecutor of the Christians, was their
+greatest protector.
+
+He had then a long conversation with Symphorosia, and putting himself in
+a passion, he said to her: "I will sacrifice you to the gods"; as if the
+Roman emperors sacrificed women in their devotions. In the sequel, he
+caused her to be thrown into the Anio--which was not a usual mode of
+immolation. He afterwards had one of her sons cloven in two from the top
+of his head to his middle; a second from side to side; a third was
+broken on the wheel; a fourth was only stabbed in the stomach; a fifth
+right to the heart; a sixth had his throat cut; the seventh died of a
+parcel of needles thrust into his breast. The emperor Adrian was fond of
+variety. He commanded that they should be buried near the temple of
+Hercules--although no one is ever buried in Rome, much less near the
+temples, which would have been a horrible profanation. The legend adds
+that the chief priest of the temple named the place of their interment
+"the Seven Biotanates".
+
+If it was extraordinary that a monument should be erected at Rome to
+persons thus treated, it was no less so that a high priest should
+concern himself with the inscription; and further, that this Roman
+priest should make a Greek epitaph for them. But what is still more
+strange is that it is pretended that this word biotanates signifies the
+seven tortured. Biotanates is a fabricated word, which one does not meet
+with in any author; and this signification can only be given to it by a
+play upon words, falsely using the word "thenon." There is scarcely any
+fable worse constructed. The writers of legends knew how to lie, but
+none of them knew how to lie skilfully.
+
+The learned Lacroze, librarian to Frederick the Great, king of Prussia,
+observed: "I know not whether Ruinart is sincere, but I am afraid he is
+silly."
+
+
+_2. Of St. Felicita And Seven More Children._
+
+It is from Surius that this legend is taken. This Surius is rather
+notorious for his absurdities. He was a monk of the sixteenth century,
+who writes about the martyrs of the second as if he had been present.
+
+He pretends that that wicked man, that tyrant, Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
+Pius, ordered the prefect of Rome to institute a process against St.
+Felicita, to have her and her seven children put to death, because there
+was a rumor that she was a Christian.
+
+The prefect held his tribunal in the Campus Martius, which, however, was
+at that time used only for the reviewing of troops; and the first thing
+the prefect did was to cause a blow to be given her in full assembly.
+
+The long discourses of the magistrates and the accused are worthy of the
+historian. He finishes by putting the seven brothers to death by
+different punishments, like the seven children of St. Symphorosia. This
+is only a duplicate affair. But as for St. Felicita, he leaves her
+there, and does not say another word about her.
+
+
+_3. Of Saint Polycarp._
+
+Eusebius relates that St. Polycarp, being informed in a dream that he
+should be burned in three days, made it known to his friends. The
+legend-maker adds that the lieutenant of police at Smyrna, whose name
+was Herodius, had him seized by his archers; that he was abandoned to
+the wild beasts in the amphitheatre; that the sky opened, and a heavenly
+voice cried to him: "Be of good courage, Polycarp"; that the hour of
+letting loose the lions in the amphitheatre having passed, the people
+went about collecting wood from all the houses to burn him with; that
+the saint addressed himself to the God of the "archangels"--although the
+word archangel was not then known--that the flames formed themselves
+round him into a triumphal arch without touching him; that his body had
+the smell of baked bread; but that, having resisted the fire, he could
+not preserve himself against a sabre-cut; that his blood put out the
+burning pile, and that there sprung from it a dove which flew straight
+to heaven. To which planet is not precisely known.
+
+
+_4. Of Saint Ptolomais._
+
+We follow the order of Don Ruinart; but we have no wish to call in
+question the martyrdom of St. Ptolomais, which is extracted from "St.
+Justin's Apology."
+
+We could make some difficulties with regard to the woman who was accused
+by her husband of being a Christian, and who baffled him by giving him a
+bill of divorce. We might ask why, in this history, there is no further
+mention of this woman? We might make it manifest that in the time of
+Marcus Aurelius, women were not permitted to demand divorces of their
+husbands; that this permission was only granted them under the emperor
+Julian; and that this so much repeated story of the Christian woman who
+repudiated her husband--while no pagan would have dared to imagine such
+a thing--cannot well be other than a fable. But we do not desire to
+raise unpleasant disputes. As for the little probability there is in the
+compilation of Don Ruinart, we have too much respect for the subject he
+treats of to start objections.
+
+We have not made any to the "Letter of the Churches of Vienna and
+Lyons," because there is still a great deal of obscurity connected with
+it; but we shall be pardoned for defending the memory of the great
+Marcus Aurelius, thus outraged in the life of "St. Symphorian of Autun,"
+who was probably a relation of St. Symphorosia.
+
+
+_5. Of St. Symphorian Of Autun._
+
+This legend, the author of which is unknown, begins thus: "The emperor
+Marcus Aurelius had just raised a frightful tempest against the Church,
+and his fulminating edicts assailed on all sides the religion of Jesus
+Christ, at the time when St. Symphorian lived at Autun in all the
+splendor that high birth and uncommon virtue can confer. He was of a
+Christian family, one of the most considerable of the city," etc.
+
+Marcus Aurelius issued no sanguinary edicts against the Christians. It
+is a very criminal calumny. Tillemont himself admits that "he was the
+best prince the Romans ever had; that his reign was a golden age; and
+that he verified what he often quoted from Plato, that nations would
+only be happy when kings were philosophers."
+
+Of all the emperors, this was the one who promulgated the best laws; he
+protected the wise, but persecuted no Christians, of whom he had a great
+many in his service.
+
+The writer of the legend relates that St. Symphorian having refused to
+adore Cybele, the city judge inquired: "Who is this man?" Now it is
+impossible that the judge of Autun should not have known the most
+considerable person in Autun.
+
+He was declared by the sentence to be guilty of treason, "divine and
+human." The Romans never employed this formula; and that alone should
+deprive the pretended martyr of Autun of all credit.
+
+In order the better to refute this calumny against the sacred memory of
+Marcus Aurelius, let us bring under view the discourse of Meliton,
+bishop of Sardis, to this best of emperors, reported verbatim by
+Eusebius:
+
+"The continual succession of good fortune which has attended the empire,
+without its happiness being disturbed by a single disgrace, since our
+religion, which was born with it, has grown in its bosom, is an evident
+proof that it contributes eminently to its greatness and glory. Among
+all the emperors, Nero and Domitian alone, deceived by certain
+impostors, have spread calumnies against us, which, as usual, have found
+some partial credence among the people. But your pious ancestors have
+corrected the people's ignorance, and by public edicts have repressed
+the audacity of those who attempted to treat us ill. Your grandfather
+Adrian wrote in our favor to Fundanus, governor of Asia, and to many
+other persons. The emperor, your father, during the period when you
+divided with him the cares of government, wrote to the inhabitants of
+Larissa, of Thessalonica, of Athens, and in short to all the people of
+Greece, to repress the seditions and tumults which have been excited
+against us."
+
+This declaration by a most pious, learned, and veracious bishop is
+sufficient to confound forever all the lies and legends which may be
+regarded as the Arabian tales of Christianity.
+
+
+_6. Of Another Saint Felicita, And Of Saint Perpetua._
+
+If it were an object to dispute the legend of Felicita and Perpetua, it
+would not be difficult to show how suspicious it is. These Carthaginian
+martyrs are only known by a writing, without date, of the church of
+Salzburg. Now, it is a great way from this part of Bavaria to Goletta.
+We are not informed under what emperor this Felicita and this Perpetua
+received the crown of martyrdom. The astounding sights with which this
+history is filled do not discover a very profound historian. A ladder
+entirely of gold, bordered with lances and swords; a dragon at the top
+of the ladder; a large garden near the dragon; sheep from which an old
+man drew milk; a reservoir full of water; a bottle of water whence they
+drank without diminishing the liquid; St. Perpetua fighting entirely
+naked against a wicked Egyptian; some handsome young men, all naked, who
+took her part; herself at last become a man and a vigorous wrestler;
+these are, it appears to me, conceits which should not have place in a
+respectable book.
+
+There is one other reflection very important to make. It is that the
+style of all these stories of martyrdom, which took place at such
+different periods, is everywhere alike, everywhere equally puerile and
+bombastic. You find the same turns of expression, the same phrases, in
+the history of a martyr under Domitian and of another under Galerius.
+There are the same epithets, the same exaggerations. By the little we
+understand of style, we perceive that the same hand has compiled them
+all.
+
+I do not here pretend to make a book against Don Ruinart; and while I
+always respect, admire, and invoke the true martyrs with the Holy
+Church, I confine myself to making it perceived, by one or two striking
+examples, how dangerous it is to mix what is purely ridiculous with what
+ought to be venerated.
+
+
+_7. Of Saint Theodotus Of The City Of Ancyra, And Of The Seven Virgins;
+Written By Nisus, An Eye-Witness, And Extracted From Bollandus._
+
+Many critics, as eminent for wisdom as for true piety, have already
+given us to understand that the legend of St. Theodotus the Publican is
+a profanation and a species of impiety which ought to have been
+suppressed. The following is the story of Theodotus. We shall often
+employ the exact words of the "Genuine Acts," compiled by Don Ruinart.
+
+"His trade of publican supplied him with the means of exercising his
+episcopal functions. Illustrious tavern! consecrated to piety instead of
+debauchery.... Sometimes Theodotus was a physician, sometimes he
+furnished tit-bits to the faithful. A tavern was seen to be to the
+Christians what Noah's ark was to those whom God wished to save from the
+deluge."
+
+This publican Theodotus, walking by the river Halis with his companions
+towards a town adjacent to the city of Ancyra, "a fresh and soft plot of
+turf offered them a delicious couch; a spring which issued a few steps
+off, from the foot of the rock, and which by a channel crowned with
+flowers came running past them in order to quench their thirst, offered
+them clear and pure water. Trees bearing fruit, mixed with wild ones,
+furnished them with shade and fruits; and an assemblage of skilful
+nightingales, whom the grasshoppers relieved every now and then, formed
+a charming concert," etc.
+
+The clergyman of the place, named Fronton, having arrived, and the
+publican having drunk with him on the grass, "the fresh green of which
+was relieved by the various gradations of color in the flowers, he said
+to the clergyman: 'Ah, father! what a pleasure it would be to build a
+chapel here.' 'Yes,' said Fronton, 'but it would be necessary to have
+some relics to begin with.' 'Well, well,' replied St. Theodotus, 'you
+shall have some soon, I give you my word; here is my ring, which I give
+you as a pledge; build your chapel quickly.'"
+
+The publican had the gift of prophecy, and knew well what he was saying.
+He went away to the city of Ancyra, while the clergyman Fronton set
+himself about building. He found there the most horrible persecution,
+which lasted very long. Seven Christian virgins, of whom the youngest
+was seventy years old, had just been condemned, according to custom, to
+lose their virginity, through the agency of all the young men of the
+city. The youth of Ancyra, who had probably more urgent affairs, were in
+no hurry to execute the sentence. One only could be found obedient to
+justice. He applied himself to St. Thecusa, and carried her into a
+closet with surprising courage. Thecusa threw herself on her knees, and
+said to him, "For God's sake, my son, a little shame! Behold these
+lacklustre eyes, this half-dead flesh, these greasy wrinkles, which
+seventy years have ploughed in my forehead, this face of the color of
+the earth; abandon thoughts so unworthy of a young man like you--Jesus
+Christ entreats you by my mouth. He asks it of you as a favor, and if
+you grant it Him, you may expect His entire gratitude." The discourse of
+the old woman, and her countenance made the executioner recollect
+himself. The seven virgins were not deflowered.
+
+The irritated governor sought for another punishment; he caused them to
+be initiated forthwith in the mysteries of Diana and Minerva. It is true
+that great feasts had been instituted in honor of those divinities, but
+the mysteries of Diana and Minerva were not known to antiquity. St. Nil,
+an intimate friend of the publican Theodotus, and the author of this
+marvellous story, was not quite correct.
+
+According to him, these seven pretty lasses were placed quite naked on
+the car which carried the great Diana and the wise Minerva to the banks
+of a neighboring lake. The Thucydides St. Nil still appears to be very
+ill-informed here. The priestesses were always covered with veils; and
+the Roman magistrates never caused the goddesses of chastity and wisdom
+to be attended by girls who showed themselves both before and behind to
+the people.
+
+St. Nil adds that the car was preceded by two choirs of priestesses of
+Bacchus, who carried the thyrses in their hands. St. Nil has here
+mistaken the priestesses of Minerva for those of Bacchus. He was not
+versed in the liturgy of Ancyra.
+
+Entering the city, the publican saw this sad spectacle--the governor,
+the priestesses, the car, Minerva, and the seven maidens. He runs to
+throw himself on his knees in a hut, along with a nephew of St. Thecusa.
+He beseeches heaven that the seven ladies should be dead rather than
+naked. His prayer is heard; he learns that the seven damsels, instead of
+being deflowered, have been thrown into the lake with stones round their
+necks, by order of the governor. Their virginity is in safe-keeping. At
+this news the saint, raising himself from the ground and placing himself
+upon his knees, turned his eyes towards heaven; and in the midst of the
+various emotions he experienced of love, joy, and gratitude, he said, "I
+give Thee thanks, O Lord! that Thou has not rejected the prayer of Thy
+servant."
+
+He slept; and during his sleep, St. Thecusa, the youngest of the drowned
+women, appeared to him. "How now, son Theodotus!" she said, "you are
+sleeping without thinking of us: have you forgotten so soon the care I
+took of your youth? Do not, dear Theodotus, suffer our bodies to be
+devoured by the fishes. Go to the lake, but beware of a traitor." This
+traitor was, in fact, the nephew of St. Thecusa.
+
+I omit here a multitude of miraculous adventures that happened to the
+publican, in order to come to the most important. A celestial cavalier,
+armed _cap-a-pie, _preceded by a celestial flambeau, descends from the
+height of the empyrean, conducts the publican to the lake in the midst
+of storms, drives away all the soldiers who guard the shore, and gives
+Theodotus time to fish up the seven old women and to bury them.
+
+The nephew of St. Thecusa unfortunately went and told all. Theodotus was
+seized, and for three days all sorts of punishments were tried in vain
+to kill him. They could only attain their object by cleaving his skull;
+an operation which saints are never proof against.
+
+He was still to be buried. His friend the minister Fronton--to whom
+Theodotus, in his capacity of publican, had given two leathern bottles
+filled with wine--made the guards drunk, and carried off the body.
+Theodotus then appeared in body and spirit to the minister: "Well, my
+friend," he said to him, "did I not say well, that you should have
+relics for your chapel?"
+
+Such is what is narrated by St. Nil, an eye-witness, who could neither
+be deceived nor deceive; such is what Don Ruinart has quoted as a
+genuine act. Now every man of sense, every intelligent Christian, will
+ask himself, whether a better mode could be adopted of dishonoring the
+most holy and venerated religion in the world, and of turning it into
+ridicule?
+
+I shall not speak of the Eleven Thousand Virgins; I shall not discuss
+the fable of the Theban legion, composed--says the author--of six
+thousand six hundred men, all Christians coming from the East by Mount
+St. Bernard, suffering martyrdom in the year 286, the period of the most
+profound peace as regarded the Church, and in the gorge of a mountain
+where it is impossible to place 300 men abreast; a fable written more
+than 550 years after the event; a fable in which a king of Burgundy is
+spoken of who never existed; a fable, in short, acknowledged to be
+absurd by all the learned who have not lost their reason.
+
+Behold what Don Ruinart narrates seriously! Let us pray to God for the
+good sense of Don Ruinart!
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+How does it happen that, in the enlightened age in which we live,
+learned and useful writers are still found who nevertheless follow the
+stream of old errors, and who corrupt many truths by admitted fables?
+They reckon the era of the martyrs from the first year of the empire of
+Diocletian, who was then far enough from inflicting martyrdom on
+anybody. They forget that his wife Prisca was a Christian, that the
+principal officers of his household were Christians; that he protected
+them constantly during eighteen years; that they built at Nicomedia a
+church more sumptuous than his palace; and that they would never have
+been persecuted if they had not outraged the Cæsar Valerius.
+
+Is it possible that any one should still dare to assert "that Diocletian
+died of age, despair, and misery;" he who was seen to quit life like a
+philosopher, as he had quitted the empire; he who, solicited to resume
+the supreme power loved better to cultivate his fine gardens at
+Salonica, than to reign again over the whole of the then known world?
+
+Oh, ye compilers! will you never cease to compile? You have usefully
+employed your three fingers; employ still more usefully your reason.
+
+What! you repeat to me that St. Peter reigned over the faithful at Rome
+for twenty-five years, and that Nero had him put to death together with
+St. Paul, in order to avenge the death of Simon the Magician, whose legs
+they had broken by their prayers?
+
+To report such fables, though with the best motive, is to insult
+Christianity.
+
+The poor creatures who still repeat these absurdities are copyists who
+renew in octavo and duodecimo old stories that honest men no longer
+read, and who have never opened a book of wholesome criticism. They rake
+up the antiquated tales of the Church; they know nothing of either
+Middleton, or Dodwell, or Bruker, or Dumoulin, or Fabricius, or Grabius,
+or even Dupin, or of any one of those who have lately carried light into
+the darkness.
+
+
+SECTION III.
+
+We are fooled with martyrdoms that make us break out into laughter. The
+Tituses, the Trajans, the Marcus Aureliuses, are painted as monsters of
+cruelty. Fleury, abbé of Loc Dieu, has disgraced his ecclesiastical
+history by tales which a sensible old woman would not tell to little
+children.
+
+Can it be seriously repeated, that the Romans condemned seven virgins,
+each seventy years old, to pass through the hands of all the young men
+of the city of Ancyra--those Romans who punished the Vestals with death
+for the least gallantry?
+
+A hundred tales of this sort are found in the martyrologies. The
+narrators have hoped to render the ancient Romans odious, and they have
+rendered themselves ridiculous. Do you want good, well-authenticated
+barbarities--good and well-attested massacres, rivers of blood which
+have actually flowed--fathers, mothers, husbands, wives, infants at the
+breast, who have in reality had their throats cut, and been heaped on
+one another? Persecuting monsters! seek these truths only in your own
+annals: you will find them in the crusades against the Albigenses, in
+the massacres of Merindol and Cabrière, in the frightful day of St.
+Bartholomew, in the massacres of Ireland, in the valleys of the Pays de
+Vaud. It becomes you well, barbarians as you are, to impute extravagant
+cruelties to the best of emperors; you who have deluged Europe with
+blood, and covered it with corpses, in order to prove that the same body
+can be in a thousand places at once, and that the pope can sell
+indulgences! Cease to calumniate the Romans, your law-givers, and ask
+pardon of God for the abominations of your forefathers!
+
+It is not the torture, you say, which makes martyrdom; it is the cause.
+Well! I agree with you that your victims ought not to be designated by
+the name of martyr, which signifies witness; but what name shall we give
+to your executioners? Phalaris and Busiris were the gentlest of men in
+comparison with you. Does not your Inquisition, which still remains,
+make reason, nature, and religion boil with indignation! Great God! if
+mankind should reduce to ashes that infernal tribunal, would they be
+unacceptable in thy avenging eyes?
+
+
+
+
+MASS.
+
+
+The mass, in ordinary language, is the greatest and most august of the
+ceremonies of the Church. Different names are given to it, according to
+the rites practised in the various countries where it is celebrated; as
+the Mozarabian or Gothic mass, the Greek mass, the Latin mass. Durandus
+and Eckius call those masses dry, in which no consecration is made, as
+that which is appointed to be said in particular by aspirants to the
+priesthood; and Cardinal Bona relates, on the authority of William of
+Nangis, that St. Louis, in his voyage abroad, had it said in this
+manner, lest the motion of the vessel should spill the consecrated wine.
+He also quoted Génébrard, who says that he assisted at Turin, in 1587,
+at a similar mass, celebrated in a church, but after dinner and very
+late, for the funeral of a person of rank.
+
+Pierre le Chantre also speaks of the two-fold, three-fold, and even
+four-fold mass, in which the priest celebrated the mass of the day or
+the feast, as far as the offertory, then began a second, third, and
+sometimes a fourth, as far as the same place; after which he said as
+many secretas as he had begun masses; he recited the canon only once for
+the whole; and at the end he added as many collects as he had joined
+together masses.
+
+It was not until about the close of the fourth century that the word
+"mass" began to signify the celebration of the eucharist. The learned
+Beatus Rhenanus, in his notes on Tertullian, observes, that St. Ambrose
+consecrated this popular expression, "_missa,_" taken from the sending
+out of the catechumens, after the reading of the gospel.
+
+In the "Apostolical Constitutions," we find a liturgy in the name of St.
+James, by which it appears, that instead of invoking the saints in the
+canon of the mass, the primitive Church prayed for them. "We also offer
+to Thee, O Lord," said the celebrator, "this bread and this chalice for
+all the saints that have been pleasing in Thy sight from the beginning
+of ages: for the patriarchs, the prophets, the just, the apostles, the
+martyrs, the confessors, bishops, priests, deacons, subdeacons, readers,
+chanters, virgins, widows, laymen, and all whose names are known unto
+Thee." But St. Cyril of Jerusalem, who lived in the fourth century,
+substituted this explanation: "After which," says he, "we commemorate
+those who die before us, and first the patriarchs, apostles, and
+martyrs, that God may receive our prayers through their intercession."
+This proves--as will be said in the article on "Relics"--that the
+worship of the saints was then beginning to be introduced into the
+Church.
+
+[Illustration: Ancient Rome.]
+
+Noel Alexander cites acts of St. Andrew, in which that apostle is made
+to say: "I offer up every day, on the altar of the only true God, not
+the flesh of bulls, nor the blood of goats, but the unspotted lamb,
+which still remains living and entire after it is sacrificed, and all
+the faithful eat of its flesh"; but this learned Dominican acknowledges
+that this piece was unknown until the eighth century. The first who
+cited it was Ætherius, bishop of Osma in Spain, who wrote against
+Ælipard in 788.
+
+Abdias relates that St. John, being warned by the Lord of the
+termination of his career, prepared for death and recommended his Church
+to God. He then had bread brought to him, which he took, and lifting up
+his hands to heaven, blessed it, broke it, and distributed it among
+those who were present, saying: "Let my portion be yours, and let yours
+be mine." This manner of celebrating the eucharist--which means
+thanksgiving--is more conformable to the institution of that ceremony.
+
+St. Luke indeed informs us, that Jesus, after distributing bread and
+wine among his apostles, who were supping with him, said to them: "Do
+this in memory of me." St. Matthew and St. Mark say, moreover, that
+Jesus sang a hymn. St. John, who in his gospel mentions neither the
+distribution of the bread and wine, nor the hymn, speaks of the latter
+at great length in his Acts, of which we give the text, as quoted by the
+Second Council of Nice:
+
+"Before our Lord was taken by the Jews," says this well-beloved apostle
+of Jesus, "He assembled us all together, and said to us: 'Let us sing a
+hymn in honor of the Father, after which we will execute the design we
+have conceived.' He ordered us therefore to form a circle, holding one
+another by the hand; then, having placed Himself in the middle of the
+circle, He said to us: 'Amen; follow me.' Then He began the canticle,
+and said: 'Glory be to Thee, O Father!' We all answered, 'Amen.' Jesus
+continued, saying, 'Glory to the Word,' etc. 'Glory to the Spirit,' etc.
+'Glory to Grace,' etc., and the apostles constantly answered, 'Amen.'"
+
+After some other doxologies, Jesus said, "I will save, and I will be
+saved, Amen. I will unbind, and I will be unbound, Amen. I will be
+wounded, and I will wound, Amen. I will be born, and I will beget, Amen.
+I will eat, and I will be consumed, Amen. I will be hearkened to, and I
+will hearken, Amen. I will be comprehended by the spirit, being all
+spirit, all understanding, Amen. I will be washed, and I will wash,
+Amen. Grace brings dancing; I will play on the flute; all of you dance,
+Amen. I will sing sorrowful airs; now all of you lament, Amen."
+
+St. Augustine, who begins a part of this hymn in his "Epistle to
+Ceretius", gives also the following: "I will deck, and I will be decked.
+I am a lamp to those who see me and know me. I am the door for all who
+will knock at it. Do you, who see what I do, be careful not to speak of
+it."
+
+This dance of Jesus and the apostles is evidently imitated from that of
+the Egyptian Therapeutæ, who danced after supper in their assemblies, at
+first divided into two choirs, then united the men and the women
+together, as at the feast of Bacchus, after swallowing plenty of
+celestial wine as Philo says.
+
+Besides we know, that according to the Jewish tradition, after their
+coming out of Egypt, and passing the Red Sea, whence the solemnity of
+the Passover took its name, Moses and his sister assembled two musical
+choirs, one composed of men, the other of women, who, while dancing,
+sang a canticle of thanksgiving. These instruments instantaneously
+assembled, these choirs arranged with so much promptitude, the facility
+with which the songs and dances are executed, suppose a training in
+these two exercises much anterior to the moment of execution.
+
+The usage was afterwards perpetrated among the Jews. The daughters of
+Shiloh were dancing according to custom, at the solemn feast of the
+Lord, when the young men of the tribe of Benjamin, to whom they had been
+refused for wives, carried them off by the counsel of the old men of
+Israel. And at this day, in Palestine, the women, assembled near the
+tombs of their relatives, dance in a mournful manner, and utter cries of
+lamentation.
+
+We also know that the first Christians held among themselves _agapæ, _or
+feasts of charity, in memory of the last supper which Jesus celebrated
+with his apostles, from which the Pagans took occasion to bring against
+them the most odious charges; on which, to banish every shadow of
+licentiousness, the pastors forbade the kiss of peace, that concluded
+the ceremony to be given between persons of different sexes. But various
+abuses, which were even then complained of by St. Paul, and which the
+Council of Gangres, in the year 324, vainly undertook to reform, at
+length caused the _agapæ_ to be abolished in 397, by the Third Council
+of Carthage, of which the forty-first canon ordained, that the holy
+mysteries should be celebrated fasting.
+
+It will not be doubted that these feastings were accompanied by dances,
+when it is recollected that, according to Scaliger, the bishops were
+called in the Latin Church "_præsules,_" (from "_præsiliendo_") only
+because they led off the dance. Heliot, in his "History of the Monastic
+Orders," says also, that during the persecutions which disturbed the
+peace of the first Christians, congregations were formed of men and
+women, who, after the manner of the Therapeutæ, retired into the
+deserts, where they assembled in the hamlets on Sundays and feast days,
+and danced piously, singing the prayers of the Church.
+
+In Portugal, in Spain, and in Roussillon, solemn dances are still
+performed in honor of the mysteries of Christianity. On every vigil of a
+feast of the Virgin, the young women assemble before the doors of the
+churches dedicated to her, and pass the night in dancing round, and
+singing hymns and canticles in honor of her. Cardinal Ximenes restored
+in his time, in the cathedral of Toledo, the ancient usage of the
+Mozarabian mass, during which dances are performed in the choir and the
+nave, with equal order and devotion. In France too, about the middle of
+the last century, the priests and all the people of the Limoges might be
+seen dancing round in the collegiate church, singing: "_Sant Marcian
+pregas pernous et nous epingaren per bous_"--that is, "St. Martian, pray
+for us, and we will dance for you."
+
+And lastly, the Jesuit Menestrier, in the preface to his "Treatise on
+Ballets", published in 1682, says, that he had himself seen the canons
+of some churches take the singing boys by the hand on Easter day, and
+dance in the choir, singing hymns of rejoicing. What has been said in
+the article on "Calends," of the extravagant dances of the feast of
+fools, exhibits a part of the abuses which have caused dancing to be
+discontinued in the ceremonies of the mass, which, the greater their
+gravity, are the better calculated to impose on the simple.
+
+
+
+
+MASSACRES.
+
+
+It is perhaps as difficult as it is useless to ascertain whether
+"_mazzacrium,_" a word of the low Latin, is the root of "massacre," or
+whether "massacre" is the root of "_mazzacrium._"
+
+A massacre signifies a number of men killed. There was yesterday a great
+massacre near Warsaw--near Cracow. We never say: "There has been a
+massacre of a man; yet we do say": "A man has been massacred": in that
+case it is understood that he has been killed barbarously by many blows.
+
+Poetry makes use of the word massacred for killed, assassinated: "_Que
+par ses propres mains son père massacré._"--Cinna.
+
+An Englishman has made a compilation of all the massacres perpetrated on
+account of religion since the first centuries of our vulgar era. I have
+been very much tempted to write against the English author; but his
+memoir not appearing to be exaggerated, I have restrained myself. For
+the future I hope there will be no more such calculations to make. But
+to whom shall we be indebted for that?
+
+
+
+
+MASTER.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+"How unfortunate am I to have been born!" said Ardassan Ougli, a young
+_icoglan_ of the grand sultan of the Turks. Yet if I depended only on the
+sultan--but I am also subject to the chief of my _oda,_ to the _cassigi
+bachi_; and when I receive my pay, I must prostrate myself before a
+clerk of the _teftardar,_ who keeps back half of it. I was not seven
+years old, when, in spite of myself, I was circumcised with great
+ceremony, and was ill for a fortnight after it. The dervish who prays to
+us is also my master; an _iman_ is still more my master, and the
+_mullah_ still more so than the _iman._ The _cadi_ is another master,
+the _kadeslesker_ a greater; the _mufti_ a greater than all these
+together. The _kiaia_ of the grand vizier with one word could cause me
+to be thrown into the canal; and finally, the grand vizier could have me
+beheaded, and the skin of my head stripped off, without any person
+caring about the matter.
+
+"Great God, how many masters! If I had as many souls and bodies as I
+have duties to fulfil, I could not bear it. Oh Allah! why hast thou not
+made me an owl? I should live free in my hole and eat mice at my ease,
+without masters or servants. This is assuredly the true destiny of man;
+there were no masters until it was perverted; no man was made to serve
+another continually. If things were in order, each should charitably
+help his neighbor. The quick-sighted would conduct the blind, the active
+would be crutches to the lame. This would be the paradise of Mahomet,
+instead of the hell which is formed precisely under the inconceivably
+narrow bridge."
+
+Thus spoke Ardassan Ougli, after being bastinadoed by one of his
+masters.
+
+Some years afterwards, Ardassan Ougli became a pasha with three tails.
+He made a prodigious fortune, and firmly believed that all men except
+the grand Turk and the grand vizier were born to serve him, and all
+women to give him pleasure according to his wishes.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+How can one man become the master of another? And by what kind of
+incomprehensible magic has he been able to become the master of several
+other men? A great number of good volumes have been written on this
+subject, but I give the preference to an Indian fable, because it is
+short, and fables explain everything.
+
+Adimo, the father of all the Indians, had two sons and two daughters by
+his wife Pocriti. The eldest was a vigorous giant, the youngest was a
+little hunchback, the two girls were pretty. As soon as the giant was
+strong enough, he lay with his two sisters, and caused the little
+hunchback to serve him. Of his two sisters, the one was his cook, the
+other his gardener. When the giant would sleep, he began by chaining his
+little brother to a tree; and when the latter fled from him, he caught
+him in four strides, and gave him twenty blows with the strength of an
+ox.
+
+The dwarf submitted and became the best subject in the world. The giant,
+satisfied with seeing him fulfil the duties of a subject, permitted him
+to sleep with one of his sisters, with whom he was disgusted. The
+children who sprang from this marriage were not quite hunchbacks, but
+they were sufficiently deformed. They were brought up in the fear of God
+and of the giant. They received an excellent education; they were taught
+that their uncle was a giant by divine right, who could do what he
+pleased with all his family; that if he had some pretty niece or
+grand-niece, he should have her without difficulty, and not one should
+marry her unless he permitted it.
+
+The giant dying, his son, who was neither so strong or so great as he
+was, believed himself to be like his father, a giant by divine right. He
+pretended to make all the men work for him, and slept with all the
+girls. The family lagued against him: he was killed, and they became a
+republic.
+
+The Siamese pretend, that on the contrary the family commenced by being
+republican; and that the giant existed not until after a great many
+years and dissensions: but all the authors of Benares and Siam agree
+that men lived an infinity of ages before they had the wit to make laws,
+and they prove it by an unanswerable argument, which is that even at
+present, when all the world piques itself upon having wit, we have not
+yet found the means of making a score of laws passably good.
+
+It is still, for example, an insoluble question in India, whether
+republics were established before or after monarchies; if confusion has
+appeared more horrible to men than despotism! I am ignorant how it
+happened in order of time, but in that of nature we must agree that men
+are all born equal: violence and ability made the first masters; laws
+have made the present.
+
+
+
+
+MATTER.
+
+
+SECTION I. A Polite Dialogue Between A Demoniac And A Philosopher.
+
+
+DEMONIAC.
+
+Yes, thou enemy of God and man, who believest that God is all-powerful,
+and is at liberty to confer the gift of thought on every being whom He
+shall vouchsafe to choose, I will go and denounce thee to the
+inquisitor; I will have thee burned. Beware, I warn thee for the last
+time.
+
+PHILOSOPHER.
+
+Are these your arguments? Is it thus you teach mankind? I admire your
+mildness.
+
+DEMONIAC.
+
+Come, I will be patient for a moment while the fagots are preparing.
+Answer me: What is spirit?
+
+PHILOSOPHER.
+
+I know not.
+
+DEMONIAC.
+
+What is matter?
+
+PHILOSOPHER.
+
+I scarcely know. I believe it to have extent, solidity, resistance,
+gravity, divisibility, mobility. God may have given it a thousand other
+qualities of which I am ignorant.
+
+DEMONIAC.
+
+A thousand other qualities, traitor! I see what thou wouldst be at; thou
+wouldst tell me that God can animate matter, that He has given instinct
+to animals, that He is the Master of all.
+
+PHILOSOPHER.
+
+But it may very well be, that He has granted to this matter many
+properties which you cannot comprehend.
+
+DEMONIAC.
+
+Which I cannot comprehend, villain!
+
+PHILOSOPHER.
+
+Yes. His power goes much further than your understanding.
+
+DEMONIAC.
+
+His power! His power! thou talkest like a true atheist.
+
+PHILOSOPHER.
+
+However, I have the testimony of many holy fathers on my side.
+
+DEMONIAC.
+
+Go to, go to: neither God nor they shall prevent us from burning thee
+alive--the death inflicted on parricides and on philosophers who are not
+of our opinion.
+
+PHILOSOPHER.
+
+Was it the devil or yourself that invented this method of arguing?
+
+DEMONIAC.
+
+Vile wretch! darest thou to couple my name with the devil's?
+
+(Here the demoniac strikes the philosopher, who returns him the blow
+with interest.)
+
+PHILOSOPHER.
+
+Help! philosophers!
+
+DEMONIAC.
+
+Holy brotherhood! help!
+
+(Here half a dozen philosophers arrive on one side, and on the other
+rush in a hundred Dominicans, with a hundred Familiars of the
+Inquisition, and a hundred alguazils. The contest is too unequal.)
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+When wise men are asked what is the soul they answer that they know not.
+If they are asked what matter is, they make the same reply. It is true
+that there are professors, and particularly scholars, who know all this
+perfectly; and when they have repeated that matter has extent and
+divisibility, they think they have said all; being pressed, however, to
+say what this thing is which is extended, they find themselves
+considerably embarrassed. It is composed of parts, say they. And of what
+are these parts composed? Are the elements of the parts divisible? Then
+they are mute, or they talk a great deal; which are equally suspicious.
+Is this almost unknown being called matter, eternal? Such was the belief
+of all antiquity. Has it of itself force? Many philosophers have thought
+so. Have those who deny it a right to deny it? You conceive not that
+matter can have anything of itself; but how can you be assured that it
+has not of itself the properties necessary to it? You are ignorant of
+its nature, and you refuse it the modes which nevertheless are in its
+nature: for it can no sooner have been, than it has been in a certain
+fashion--it has had figure, and having necessarily figure, is it
+impossible that it should not have had other modes attached to its
+configuration? Matter exists, but you know it only by your sensations.
+Alas! of what avail have been all the subtleties of the mind since man
+first reasoned? Geometry has taught us many truths, metaphysics very
+few. We weigh matter, we measure it, we decompose it; and if we seek to
+advance one step beyond these gross operations, we find ourselves
+powerless, and before us an immeasurable abyss.
+
+Pray forgive all mankind who were deceived in thinking that matter
+existed by itself. Could they do otherwise? How are we to imagine that
+what is without succession has not always been? If it were not necessary
+for matter to exist, why should it exist? And if it were necessary that
+it should be, why should it not have been forever? No axiom has ever
+been more universally received than this: Of nothing, nothing comes.
+Indeed the contrary is incomprehensible. With every nation, chaos
+preceded the arrangement which a divine hand made of the whole world.
+The eternity of matter has with no people been injurious to the worship
+of the Divinity. Religion was never startled at the recognition of an
+eternal God as the master of an eternal matter. We of the present day
+are so happy as to know by faith that God brought matter out of nothing;
+but no nation has ever been instructed in this dogma; even the Jews were
+ignorant of it. The first verse of Genesis says, that the Gods--_Eloïm,_
+not _Eloi_--made heaven and earth. It does not say, that heaven and
+earth were created out of nothing.
+
+Philo, who lived at the only time when the Jews had any erudition, says,
+in his "Chapter on the Creation", "God, being good by nature, bore no
+envy against substance, matter; which of itself had nothing good, having
+by nature only inertness, confusion, and disorder; it was bad, and He
+vouchsafed to make it good."
+
+The idea of chaos put into order by a God, is to be found in all ancient
+theogonies. Hesiod repeated the opinion of the Orientals, when he said
+in his "Theogony," "Chaos was that which first existed." The whole Roman
+Empire spoke in these words of Ovid: "_Sic ubi dispositam quisquis fuit
+ille Deorum Congeriem secuit._"
+
+Matter then, in the hands of God, was considered like clay under the
+potter's wheel, if these feeble images may be used to express His divine
+power.
+
+Matter, being eternal, must have had eternal properties--as
+configuration, the _vis inertiæ,_ motion, and divisibility. But this
+divisibility is only a consequence of motion; for without motion nothing
+is divided, nor separated, nor arranged. Motion therefore was regarded
+as essential to matter. Chaos had been a confused motion, and the
+arrangement of the universe was a regular motion, communicated to all
+bodies by the Master of the world. But how can matter have motion by
+itself, as it has, according to all the ancients, extent and
+divisibility?
+
+But it cannot be conceived to be without extent, and it may be conceived
+to be without motion. To this it was answered: It is impossible that
+matter should not be permeable; and being permeable, something must be
+continually passing through its pores. Why should there be passages, if
+nothing passes?
+
+Reply and rejoinder might thus be continued forever. The system of the
+eternity of matter, like all other systems, has very great difficulties.
+That of the formation of matter out of nothing is no less
+incomprehensible. We must admit it, and not flatter ourselves with
+accounting for it; philosophy does not account for everything. How many
+incomprehensible things are we not obliged to admit, even in geometry!
+Can any one conceive two lines constantly approaching each other, yet
+never meeting?
+
+Geometricians indeed will tell you, the properties of asymptotes are
+demonstrated; you cannot help admitting them--but creation is not; why
+then admit it? Why is it hard for you to believe, like all the ancients,
+in the eternity of matter? The theologian will press you on the other
+side, and say: If you believe in the eternity of matter then you
+acknowledge two principles--God and matter; you fall into the error of
+Zoroaster and of Manes.
+
+No answer can be given to the geometricians, for those folks know of
+nothing but their lines, their superficies, and their solids; but you
+may say to the theologians: "Wherein am I a Manichæan? Here are stones
+which an architect has not made, but of which he has erected an immense
+building. I do not admit two architects; the rough stones have obeyed
+power and genius."
+
+Happily, whatever system a man embraces, it is in no way hurtful to
+morality; for what imports it whether matter is made or arranged? God is
+still an absolute master. Whether chaos was created out of nothing, or
+only reduced to order, it is still our duty to be virtuous; scarcely any
+of these metaphysical questions affect the conduct of life. It is with
+disputes as with table talk; each one forgets after dinner what he has
+said, and goes whithersoever his interest or his inclination calls him.
+
+
+
+
+MEETINGS (PUBLIC).
+
+
+Meeting, "_assemblée,_" is a general term applicable to any collection
+of people for secular, sacred, political, conversational, festive, or
+corporate purposes; in short, to all occasions on which numbers meet
+together.
+
+It is a term which prevents all verbal disputes, and all abusive and
+injurious implications by which men are in the habit of stigmatizing
+societies to which they do not themselves belong.
+
+The legal meeting or assembly of the Athenians was called the "church".
+This word "church", being peculiarly appropriated among us to express a
+convocation of Catholics in one place, we did not in the first instance
+apply it to the public assembly of Protestants; but used indeed the
+expression--"a flock of Huguenots." Politeness however, which in time
+explodes all noxious terms, at length employed for the purpose the term
+"assembly" or "meeting", which offends no one. In England the dominant
+Church applies the name of "meeting" to the churches of all the
+non-conformists.
+
+The word "assembly" is particularly suitable to a collection of persons
+invited to go and pass their evening at a house where the host receives
+them with courtesy and kindness, and where play, conversation, supper,
+and dancing, constitute their amusements. If the number invited be
+small, it is not called an "assembly", but a "rendezvous of friends";
+and friends are never very numerous.
+
+Assemblies are called, in Italian, "_conversazione,_" "_ridotto_". The
+word "_ridotto_" is properly what we once signified by the word
+"_reduit,_" intrenchment; but "_reduit_" having sunk into a term of
+contempt among us, our editors translated "_ridout_" by "_redoubt._" The
+papers informed us, among the important intelligence contained in them
+relating to Europe, that many noblemen of the highest consideration went
+to take chocolate at the house of the princess Borghese; and that there
+was a "_redoubt_" there. It was announced to Europe, in another
+paragraph, that there would be a "_redoubt_" on the following Tuesday at
+the house of her excellency the marchioness of Santafior.
+
+It was found, however, that in relating the events of war, it was
+necessary to speak of real redoubts, which in fact implied things
+actually redoubtable and formidable, from which cannon were discharged.
+The word was, therefore, in such circumstances, obviously unsuitable to
+the _"ridotti pacifici,"_ the pacific redoubts of mere amusement; and
+the old term "assembly" was restored, which is indeed the only proper
+one. "Rendezvous" is occasionally used, but it is more adapted to a
+small company, and most of all for two individuals.
+
+
+
+
+MESSIAH.
+
+Advertisement.
+
+
+This article is by M. Polier de Bottens, of an old French family,
+settled for two hundred years in Switzerland. He is first pastor of
+Lausanne, and his knowledge is equal to his piety. He composed this
+article for the great Encyclopædia, in which it was inserted. Only those
+passages were suppressed which the examiners thought might be abused by
+the Catholics, less learned and less pious than the author. It was
+received with applause by all the wise.
+
+It was printed at the same time in another small dictionary, and was
+attributed in France to a man whom there was no reluctance to molest.
+The article was supposed to be impious, because it was supposed to be by
+a layman; and the work and its pretended author were violently attacked.
+The man thus accused contented himself with laughing at the mistake. He
+beheld with compassion this instance of the errors and injustices which
+men are every day committing in their judgments; for he had the wise and
+learned priest's manuscript, written by his own hand. It is still in his
+possession, and will be shown to whoever may choose to examine it. In it
+will be found the very erasures made by this layman himself, to prevent
+malignant interpretations.
+
+Now we reprint this article in all the integrity of the original. We
+have contracted it only to prevent repeating what we have printed
+elsewhere; but we have not added a single word.
+
+The best of this affair is, that one of the venerable author's brethren
+wrote the most ridiculous things in the world against this article of
+his reverend brother's, thinking that he was writing against a common
+enemy. This is like fighting in the dark, when one is attacked by one's
+own party.
+
+It has a thousand times happened that controversialists have condemned
+passages in St. Augustine and St. Jerome, not knowing that they were by
+those fathers. They would anathematize a part of the New Testament if
+they had not heard by whom it was written. Thus it is that men too often
+judge.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Messiah, "_Messias._" This word comes from the Hebrew, and is synonymous
+with the Greek word "Christ." Both are terms consecrated in religion,
+which are now no longer given to any but the anointed by eminence--the
+Sovereign Deliverer whom the ancient Jewish people expected, for whose
+coming they still sigh, and whom the Christians find in the person of
+Jesus the Son of Mary, whom they consider as the anointed of the Lord,
+the Messiah promised to humanity. The Greeks also use the word
+"_Elcimmeros_", meaning the same thing as "_Christos._"
+
+In the Old Testament we see that the word "Messiah," far from being
+peculiar to the Deliverer, for whose coming the people of Israel sighed,
+was not even so to the true and faithful servants of God, but that this
+name was often given to idolatrous kings and princes, who were, in the
+hands of the Eternal, the ministers of His vengeance, or instruments for
+executing the counsels of His wisdom. So the author of "Ecclesiasticus"
+says of Elisha: "_Qui ungis reges ad penitentiam;_" or, as it is
+rendered by the "Septuagint," "_ad vindictam_"--"You anoint kings to
+execute the vengeance of the Lord". Therefore He sent a prophet to
+anoint Jehu, king of Israel, and announced sacred unction to Hazael,
+king of Damascus and Syria; those two princes being the Messiahs of the
+Most High, to revenge the crimes and abominations of the house of Ahab.
+
+But in Isaiah, xlv., 1, the name of Messiah is expressly given to Cyrus:
+"Thus saith the Lord to Cyrus, His anointed, His Messiah, whose right
+hand I have holden to subdue nations before him." etc.
+
+Ezekiel, in his Revelations, xxviii., 14, gives the name of Messiah to
+the king of Tyre, whom he also calls Cherubin, and speaks of him and his
+glory in terms full of an emphasis of which it is easier to feel the
+beauties than to catch the sense. "Son of man," says the Eternal to the
+prophet, "take up a lamentation upon the king of Tyre, and say unto him,
+Thus saith the Lord God; thou sealest up the sun, full of wisdom, and
+perfect in beauty. Thou hast been the Lord's Garden of Eden"--or,
+according to other versions, "Thou wast all the Lord's delight"--"every
+precious stone was thy covering; the sardius, topaz, and the diamond;
+the beryl, the onyx, and the jasper; the sapphire, the emerald, and the
+carbuncle and gold: the workmanship of thy tabrets and thy pipes was
+prepared in thee in the day that thou wast created. Thou wast a
+Cherubin, a Messiah, for protection, and I set thee up; thou hast been
+upon the holy mountain of God; thou hast walked up and down in the midst
+of the stones of fire. Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that
+thou was created till iniquity was found in thee."
+
+And the name of Messiah, in Greek, Christ, was given to the king,
+prophets, and high priests of the Hebrews. We read, in I. Kings, xii.,
+5: "The Lord is witness against you, and his Messiah is witness"; that
+is, the king whom he has set up. And elsewhere: "Touch not my Anointed;
+do no evil to my prophets...." David, animated by the Spirit of God,
+repeatedly gives to his father-in-law Saul, whom he had no cause to
+love--he gives, I say, to this reprobate king, from whom the Spirit of
+the Eternal was withdrawn, the name and title of Anointed, or Messiah of
+the Lord. "God preserve me," says he frequently, "from laying my hand
+upon the Lord's Anointed, upon God's Messiah."
+
+If the fine title of Messiah, or Anointed of the Eternal, was given to
+idolatrous kings, to cruel and tyrannical princes, it very often indeed,
+in our ancient oracles, designated the real Anointed of the Lord, the
+Messiah by eminence; the object of the desire and expectation of all the
+faithful of Israel. Thus Hannah, the mother of Samuel, concluded her
+canticle with these remarkable words, which cannot apply to any king,
+for we know that at that time the Jews had not one: "The Lord shall
+judge the ends of the earth; and He shall give strength unto His king,
+and exalt the horn of His Messiah." We find the same word in the
+following oracles: Psalm ii, 2; Jeremiah, Lamentations, iv, 20; Daniel,
+ix, 25; Habakkuk, iii, 13.
+
+If we compare all these different oracles, and in general all those
+ordinarily applied to the Messiah, there will result contradictions,
+almost irreconcilable, justifying to a certain point the obstinacy of
+the people to whom these oracles were given.
+
+How indeed could these be conceived, before the event had so well
+justified it in the person of Jesus, Son of Mary? How, I say, could
+there be conceived an intelligence in some sort divine and human
+together; a being both great and lovely, triumphing over the devil, yet
+tempted and carried away by that infernal spirit, that prince of the
+powers of the air, and made to travel in spite of himself; at once
+master and servant, king and subject, sacrificer and victim, mortal and
+immortal, rich and poor, a glorious conqueror, whose reign shall have no
+end, who is to subdue all nature by prodigies, and yet a man of sorrows,
+without the conveniences, often without the absolute necessaries of this
+life, of which he calls himself king; and that he comes, covered with
+glory and honor, terminating a life of innocence and wretchedness, of
+incessant crosses and contradictions, by a death alike shameful and
+cruel, finding in this very humiliation, this extraordinary abasement,
+the source of an unparalleled elevation, which raises him to the summit
+of glory, power, and felicity; that is, to the rank of the first of
+creatures?
+
+All Christians agree in finding these characteristics, apparently so
+incompatible, in the person of Jesus of Nazareth, whom they call the
+"Christ"; His followers gave Him this title by eminence, not that He had
+been anointed in a sensible and material manner, as some kings,
+prophets, and sacrificers anciently were, but because the Divine Spirit
+had designated Him for those great offices, and He had received the
+spiritual unction necessary thereunto.
+
+We had proceeded thus far on so competent an article, when a Dutch
+preacher, more celebrated for this discovery than for the indifferent
+productions of a genius otherwise feeble and ill-formed, showed to us
+that our Lord Jesus Christ, the Messiah of God, was anointed at the
+three grand periods of His life, as our King, our Prophet, and our
+Sacrificer.
+
+At the time of His baptism, the voice of the Sovereign Master of nature
+declared Him to be His Son, His only, His well-beloved Son, and for that
+very reason His representative.
+
+When on Mount Tabor He was transfigured and associated with Moses and
+Elias, the same supernatural voice announces Him to humanity as the Son
+of Him who loves and who sends the prophets; as He who is to be
+hearkened to in preference to all others.
+
+In Gethsemane, an angel comes down from heaven to support Him in the
+extreme anguish occasioned by the approach of His torments, and
+strengthen Him against the terrible apprehensions of a death which He
+cannot avoid, and enable Him to become a sacrificer the more excellent,
+as Himself is the pure and innocent victim that He is about to offer.
+
+The judicious Dutch preacher, a disciple of the illustrious Cocceius,
+finds the sacramental oil of these different celestial unctions in the
+visible signs which the power of God caused to appear on His anointed;
+in His baptism, "the shadow of the dove," representing the Holy Ghost
+coming down from Him; on Tabor, the "miraculous cloud," which enveloped
+Him; in Gethsemane, the "bloody sweat," which covered His whole body.
+
+After this, it would indeed be the height of incredulity not to
+recognize by these marks the Lord's Anointed by eminence--the promised
+Messiah; nor doubtless could we sufficiently deplore the inconceivable
+blindness of the Jewish people, but that it was part of the plan of
+God's infinite wisdom, and was, in His merciful views, essential to the
+accomplishment of His work and the salvation of humanity.
+
+But it must also be acknowledged, that in the state of oppression in
+which the Jewish people were groaning, and after all the glorious
+promises which the Eternal had so often made them, they must have longed
+for the coming of a Messiah, and looked towards it as the period of
+their happy deliverance; and that they are therefore to an extent
+excusable for not having recognized a deliverer in the person of the
+Lord Jesus, since it is in man's nature to care more for the body than
+for the spirit, and to be more sensible to present wants than flattered
+by advantages "to come," and for that very reason, always uncertain.
+
+It must indeed be believed that Abraham, and after him a very small
+number of patriarchs and prophets, were capable of forming an idea of
+the nature of the spiritual reign of the Messiah; but these ideas would
+necessarily be limited to the narrow circle of the inspired, and it is
+not astonishing that, being unknown to the multitude, these notions were
+so far altered that, when the Saviour appeared in Judæa, the people,
+their doctors, and even their princes, expected a monarch--a
+conqueror--who, by the rapidity of his conquests was to subdue the whole
+world. And how could these flattering ideas be reconciled with the
+abject and apparently miserable condition of Jesus Christ? So, feeling
+scandalized by His announcing Himself as the Messiah, they persecuted
+Him, rejected Him, and put Him to the most ignominious death. Having
+since then found nothing tending to the fulfilment of their oracles, and
+being unwilling to renounce them, they indulge in all sorts of ideas,
+each one more chimerical than the one preceding.
+
+Thus, when they beheld the triumphs of the Christian religion, and found
+that most of their ancient oracles might be explained spiritually, and
+applied to Jesus Christ, they thought proper, against the opinion of
+their fathers, to deny that the passages which we allege against them
+are to be understood of the Messiah, thus torturing our Holy Scriptures
+to their own loss.
+
+Some of them maintain that their oracles have been misunderstood; that
+it is in vain to long for the coming of a Messiah, since He has already
+come in the person of Ezechias. Such was the opinion of the famous
+Hillel. Others more lax, or politely yielding to times and
+circumstances, assert that the belief in the coming of a Messiah is not
+a fundamental article of faith, and that the denying of this dogma
+either does not injure the integrity of the law, or injures it but
+slightly. Thus the Jew Albo said to the pope, that "to deny the coming
+of the Messiah was only to cut off a branch of the tree without touching
+the root."
+
+The celebrated rabbi, Solomon Jarchi or Raschi, who lived at the
+commencement of the twelfth century, says, in his "_Talmudes,_" that the
+ancient Hebrews believed the Messiah to have been born on the day of the
+last destruction of Jerusalem by the Roman armies. This is indeed
+calling in the physician when the man is dead.
+
+The rabbi Kimchi, who also lived in the twelfth century, announced that
+the Messiah, whose coming he believed to be very near, would drive the
+Christians out of Judæa, which was then in their possession; and it is
+true that the Christians lost the Holy Land; but it was Saladin who
+vanquished them. Had that conqueror but protected the Jews, and declared
+for them, it is not unlikely that in their enthusiasm they would have
+made him their Messiah.
+
+Sacred writers, and our Lord Jesus Himself, often compare the reign of
+the Messiah and eternal beatitude to a nuptial festival or a banquet;
+but the Talmudists have strangely abused these parables; according to
+them, the Messiah will give to his people, assembled in the land of
+Canaan, a repast in which the wine will be that which was made by Adam
+himself in the terrestrial paradise, and which is kept dry, in vast
+cellars, by the angels at the centre of the earth.
+
+At the first course will be served up the famous fish called the great
+Leviathan, which swallows up at once a smaller fish, which smaller fish
+is nevertheless three hundred leagues long; the whole mass of the waters
+is laid upon Leviathan. In the beginning God created a male and a female
+of this fish; but lest they should overturn the land, and fill the world
+with their kind, God killed the female, and salted her for the Messiah's
+feast.
+
+The rabbis add, that there will also be killed for this repast the bull
+Behemoth, which is so large that he eats each day the hay from a
+thousand mountains. The female of this bull was killed in the beginning
+of the world, that so prodigious a species might not multiply, since
+this could only have injured the other creatures; but they assure us
+that the Eternal did not salt her, because dried cow is not so good as
+she-Leviathan. The Jews still put such faith in these rabbinical
+reveries that they often swear by their share of the bull Behemoth, as
+some impious Christians swear by their share of paradise.
+
+After such gross ideas of the coming of the Messiah, and of His reign,
+is it astonishing that the Jews, ancient as well as modern, and also
+some of the primitive Christians unhappily tinctured with all these
+reveries, could not elevate themselves to the idea of the divine nature
+of the Lord's Anointed, and did not consider the Messiah as God? Observe
+how the Jews express themselves on this point in the work entitled
+"_Judæi Lusitani Quæstiones ad Christianos._" "To acknowledge a
+God-man," say they, "is to abuse your own reason, to make to yourself a
+monster--a centaur--the strange compound of two natures which cannot
+coalesce." They add, that the prophets do not teach that the Messiah is
+God-man; that they expressly distinguish between God and David,
+declaring the former to be Master, the latter servant.
+
+When the Saviour appeared, the prophecies, though clear, were
+unfortunately obscured by the prejudices imbibed even at the mother's
+breast. Jesus Christ Himself, either from deference towards or for fear
+of shocking, the public opinion, seems to have been very reserved
+concerning His divinity. "He wished," says St. Chrysostom, "insensibly
+to accustom His auditors to the belief of a mystery so far above their
+reason. If He takes upon Him the authority of a God, by pardoning sin,
+this action raises up against Him all who are witnesses of it. His most
+evident miracles cannot even convince of His divinity those in whose
+favor they are worked. When, before the tribunal of the Sovereign
+Sacrificer, He acknowledges, by a modest intimation, that He is the Son
+of God, the high priest tears his robe and cries, 'Blasphemy!' Before
+the sending of the Holy Ghost, the apostles did not even suspect the
+divinity of their dear Master. He asks them what the people think of
+Him; and they answer, that some take Him for Elias, other for Jeremiah,
+or some other prophet. A particular revelation is necessary to make
+known to St. Peter, that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of the living
+God."
+
+The Jews, revolting against the divinity of Christ, have resorted to all
+sorts of expedients to destroy this great mystery; they distort the
+meaning of their own oracles, or do not apply them to the Messiah; they
+assert that the name of God, "_Eloï,_" is not peculiar to the Divinity,
+but is given, even by sacred writers, to judges, to magistrates, and in
+general to such as are high in authority; they do, indeed, cite a great
+many passages of the Holy Scriptures that justify this observation, but
+which do not in the least affect the express terms of the ancient
+oracles concerning the Messiah.
+
+Lastly, they assert, that if the Saviour, and after Him the evangelists,
+the apostles, and the first Christians, call Jesus the Son of God, this
+august term did not in the evangelical times signify anything but the
+opposite of son of Belial--that is, a good man, a servant of God, in
+opposition to a wicked man, one without the fear of God.
+
+If the Jews have disputed with Jesus Christ His quality of Messiah and
+His divinity, they have also used every endeavor to bring Him into
+contempt, by casting on His birth, His life, and His death, all the
+ridicule and opprobrium that their criminal malevolence could imagine.
+
+Of all the works which the blindness of the Jews has produced, there is
+none more odious and more extravagant than the ancient book entitled
+"_Sepher Toldos Jeschu,_" brought to light by Wagenseil, in the second
+volume of his work entitled "_Tela Ignea,_" etc.
+
+In this "_Sepher Toldos Jeschu,_" we find a monstrous history of the
+life of our Saviour, forged with the utmost passion and
+disingenuousness. For instance, they have dared to write that one
+Panther, or Pandera, an inhabitant of Bethlehem, fell in love with a
+young woman married to Jokanam. By this impure commerce he had a son
+called Jesua or Jesu. The father of this child was obliged to fly, and
+retired to Babylon. As for young Jesu, he was not sent to the schools;
+but--adds our author--he had the insolence to raise his head and uncover
+himself before the sacrificers, instead of appearing before them with
+his head bent down and his face covered, as was the custom--a piece of
+effrontery which was warmly rebuked; this caused his birth to be
+inquired into, which was found to be impure, and soon exposed him to
+ignominy.
+
+This detestable book, "_Sepher Toldos Jeschu,_" was known in the second
+century: Celsus confidently cites it and Origen refutes it in his ninth
+chapter.
+
+There is another book also entitled "_Toldos Jeschu,_" published by
+Huldric in 1703, which more closely follows the "Gospel of the Infancy,"
+but which is full of the grossest anachronisms. It places both the birth
+and death of Jesus Christ in the reign of Herod the Great, stating that
+complaints were made of the adultery of Panther and Mary, the mother of
+Jesus, to that prince.
+
+The author, who takes the name of Jonathan, and calls himself a
+contemporary of Jesus Christ, living at Jerusalem, pretends that Herod
+consulted, in the affair of Jesus Christ, the senators of a city in the
+land of Cæsarea. We will not follow so absurd an author through all his
+contradictions.
+
+Yet it is under cover of all these calumnies that the Jews keep up their
+implacable hatred against the Christians and the gospel. They have done
+their utmost to alter the chronology of the Old Testament, and to raise
+doubts and difficulties respecting the time of our Saviour's coming.
+
+Ahmed-ben-Cassum-la-Andacousy, a Moor of Granada, who lived about the
+close of the sixteenth century, cites an ancient Arabian manuscript,
+which was found, together with sixteen plates of lead engraved with
+Arabian characters, in a grotto near Granada. Don Pedro y Quinones,
+archbishop of Granada, has himself borne testimony to this fact. These
+leaden plates, called those of Granada, were afterwards carried to Rome,
+where, after several years' investigation, they were at last condemned
+as apocryphal, in the pontificate of Alexander VII.; they contain only
+fabulous stories relating to the lives of Mary and her Son.
+
+The time of Messiah, coupled with the epithet "false", is still given to
+those impostors who, at various times, have sought to abuse the
+credulity of the Jewish nation. There were some of these false Messiahs
+even before the coming of the true Anointed of God. The wise Gamaliel
+mentions one Theodas, whose history we read in Josephus' "Jewish
+Antiquities," book xx. chap. 2. He boasted of crossing the Jordan
+without wetting his feet; he drew many people after him; but the Romans,
+having fallen upon his little troop, dispersed them, cut off the head of
+their unfortunate chief, and exposed it in Jerusalem.
+
+Gamaliel also speaks of Judas the Galilean, who is doubtless the same of
+whom Josephus makes mention in the second chapter of the second book of
+the "Jewish War". He says that this false prophet had gathered together
+nearly thirty thousand men; but hyperbole is the Jewish historian's
+characteristic.
+
+In the apostolic times, there was Simon, surnamed the Magician, who
+contrived to bewitch the people of Samaria, so that they considered him
+as "the great power of God."
+
+In the following century, in the years 178 and 179 of the Christian era,
+in the reign of Adrian, appeared the false Messiah, Barcochebas, at the
+head of an army. The emperor sent against them Julius Severus, who,
+after several encounters, enclosed them in the town of Bither; after an
+obstinate defence it was carried, and Barcochebas taken and put to
+death. Adrian thought he could not better prevent the continual revolt
+of the Jews than by issuing an edict, forbidding them to go to
+Jerusalem; he also had guards stationed at the gates of the city, to
+prevent the rest of the people of Israel from entering it.
+
+We read in Socrates, an ecclesiastical historian, that in the year 434,
+there appeared in the island of Candia a false Messiah calling himself
+Moses. He said he was the ancient deliverer of the Hebrews, raised from
+the dead to deliver them again.
+
+A century afterwards, in 530, there was in Palestine a false Messiah
+named Julian; he announced himself as a great conqueror, who, at the
+head of his nation, should destroy by arms the whole Christian people.
+Seduced by his promises, the armed Jews butchered many of the
+Christians. The emperor Justinian sent troops against him; battle was
+given to the false Christ; he was taken, and condemned to the most
+ignominious death.
+
+At the beginning of the eighth century, Serenus, a Spanish Jew, gave
+himself out as a Messiah, preached, had some disciples, and, like them,
+died in misery.
+
+Several false Messiahs arose in the twelfth century. One appeared in
+France in the reign of Louis the Young; he and all his adherents were
+hanged, without its ever being known what was the name of the master or
+of the disciples.
+
+The thirteenth century was fruitful in false Messiahs; there appeared
+seven or eight in Arabia, Persia, Spain, and Moravia; one of them,
+calling himself David el Roy, passed for a very great magician; he
+reduced the Jews, and was at the head of a considerable party; but this
+Messiah was assassinated.
+
+James Zeigler, of Moravia, who lived in the middle of the sixteenth
+century, announced the approaching manifestation of the Messiah, born,
+as he declared, fourteen years before; he had seen him, he said, at
+Strasburg, and he kept by him with great care a sword and a sceptre, to
+place them in his hands as soon as he should be old enough to teach. In
+the year 1624, another Zeigler confirmed the prediction of the former.
+
+In the year 1666, Sabatei Sevi, born at Aleppo, called himself the
+Messiah foretold by the Zeiglers. He began with preaching on the
+highways and in the fields, the Turks laughing at him, while his
+disciples admired him. It appears that he did not gain over the mass of
+the Jewish nation at first; for the chiefs of the synagogue of Smyrna
+passed sentence of death against him; but he escaped with the fear only,
+and with banishment.
+
+He contracted three marriages, of which it is asserted he did not
+consummate one, saying that it was beneath him so to do. He took into
+partnership one Nathan Levi; the latter personated the prophet Elias,
+who was to go before the Messiah. They repaired to Jerusalem, and Nathan
+there announced Sabatei Sevi as the deliverer of nations. The Jewish
+populace declared for them, but such as had anything to lose
+anathematized them.
+
+To avoid the storm, Sevi fled to Constantinople, and thence to Smyrna,
+whither Nathan Levi sent to him four ambassadors, who acknowledged and
+publicly saluted him as the Messiah. This embassy imposed on the people,
+and also on some of the doctors, who declared Sabatei Sevi to be the
+Messiah, and king of the Hebrews. But the synagogue of Smyrna condemned
+its king to be impaled.
+
+Sabatei put himself under the protection of the cadi of Smyrna, and soon
+had the whole Jewish people on his side; he had two thrones prepared,
+one for himself, the other for his favorite wife; he took the title of
+king of kings, and gave to his brother, Joseph Sevi, that of king of
+Judah. He promised the Jews the certain conquest of the Ottoman Empire;
+and even carried his insolence so far as to have the emperor's name
+struck out of the Jewish liturgy, and his own substituted.
+
+He was thrown into prison at the Dardanelles; and the Jews gave out that
+his life was spared only because the Turks well knew he was immortal.
+The governor of the Dardanelles grew rich by the presents which the Jews
+lavished, in order to visit their king, their imprisoned Messiah, who,
+though in irons, retained all his dignity, and made them kiss his feet.
+
+Meanwhile the sultan, who was holding his court at Adrianople, resolved
+to put an end to this farce: he sent for Sevi, and told him that if he
+was the Messiah he must be invulnerable; to which Sevi assented. The
+grand signor then had him placed as a mark for the arrows of his
+_icoglans. _The Messiah confessed that he was not invulnerable, and
+protested that God sent him only to bear testimony to the holy Mussulman
+religion. Being beaten by the ministers of the law, he turned Mahometan;
+he lived and died equally despised by the Jews and Mussulmans; which
+cast such discredit on the profession of false Messiah, that Sevi was
+the last that appeared.
+
+
+
+
+METAMORPHOSIS.
+
+
+It may very naturally be supposed that the metamorphoses with which our
+earth abounds suggested the imagination to the Orientals--who have
+imagined everything--that the souls of men passed from one body to
+another. An almost imperceptible point becomes a grub, and that grub
+becomes a butterfly; an acorn is transformed into an oak; an egg into a
+bird; water becomes cloud and thunder; wood is changed into fire and
+ashes; everything, in short, in nature, appears to be metamorphosed.
+What was thus obviously and distinctly perceptible in grosser bodies was
+soon conceived to take place with respect to souls, which were
+considered slight, shadowy, and scarcely material figures. The idea of
+metempsychosis is perhaps the most ancient dogma of the known world, and
+prevails still in a great part of India and of China.
+
+It is highly probable, again, that the various metamorphoses which we
+witness in nature produced those ancient fables which Ovid has collected
+and embellished in his admirable work. Even the Jews had their
+metamorphoses. If Niobe was changed into a stone, Edith, the wife of
+Lot, was changed into a statue of salt. If Eurydice remained in hell for
+having looked behind her, it was for precisely the same indiscretion
+that this wife of Lot was deprived of her human nature. The village in
+which Baucis and Philemon resided in Phrygia is changed into a lake; the
+same event occurs to Sodom. The daughters of Anius converted water into
+oil; we have in Scripture a metamorphosis very similar, but more true
+and more sacred. Cadmus was changed into a serpent; the rod of Aaron
+becomes a serpent also.
+
+The gods frequently change themselves into men; the Jews never saw
+angels but in the form of men; angels ate with Abraham. Paul, in his
+Second Epistle to the Corinthians, says that an angel of Satan has
+buffeted him: "_Angelus Satanæ me colaphizet._"
+
+
+
+
+METAPHYSICS.
+
+
+"_Trans naturam,_"--beyond nature. But what is that which is beyond
+nature? By nature, it is to be presumed, is meant matter, and
+metaphysics relates to that which is not matter.
+
+For example: to your reasoning, which is neither long, nor wide, nor
+high, nor solid, nor pointed; your soul, to yourself unknown, which
+produces your reasoning.
+
+Spirits, which the world has always talked of, and to which mankind
+appropriated, for a long period, a body so attenuated and shadowy, that
+it could scarcely be called body; but from which, at length, they have
+removed every shadow of body, without knowing what it was that was left.
+
+The manner in which these spirits perceive, without any embarrassment,
+from the five senses; in which they think, without a head; and in which
+they communicate their thoughts, without words and signs.
+
+Finally, God, whom we know by His works, but whom our pride impels us to
+define; God, whose power we feel to be immense; God, between whom and
+ourselves exists the abyss of infinity, and yet whose nature we dare to
+attempt to fathom.
+
+These are the objects of metaphysics. We might further add to these the
+principles of pure mathematics, points without extension, lines without
+width, superficies without thickness, units infinitely divisible, etc.
+
+Bayle himself considered these objects as those which were denominated
+"_entia rationis,_" beings of reason; they are, however, in fact, only
+material things considered in their masses, their superficies, their
+simple lengths and breadths, and the extremities of these simple lengths
+and breadths. All measures are precise and demonstrated. Metaphysics has
+nothing to do with geometry.
+
+Thus a man may be a metaphysician without being a geometrician.
+Metaphysics is more entertaining; it constitutes often the romance of
+the mind. In geometry, on the contrary, we must calculate and measure;
+this is a perpetual trouble, and most minds had rather dream pleasantly
+than fatigue themselves with hard work.
+
+
+
+
+MIND (LIMITS OF THE HUMAN).
+
+
+Newton was one day asked why he stepped forward when he was so inclined;
+and from what cause his arm and his hand obeyed his will? He honestly
+replied, that he knew nothing about the matter. But at least, said they
+to him, you who are so well acquainted with the gravitation of planets,
+will tell us why they turn one way sooner than another? Newton still
+avowed his ignorance.
+
+Those who teach that the ocean was salted for fear it should corrupt,
+and that the tides were created to conduct our ships into port, were a
+little ashamed when told that the Mediterranean has ports and no tide.
+Muschembrock himself has fallen into this error.
+
+Who has ever been able to determine precisely how a billet of wood is
+changed into red-hot charcoal, and by what mechanism lime is heated by
+cold water?
+
+The first motion of the heart in animals--is that accounted for? Has it
+been exactly discovered how the business of generation is arranged? Has
+any one divined the cause of sensation, ideas, and memory? We know no
+more of the essence of matter than the children who touch its
+superficies.
+
+Who will instruct us in the mechanism by which the grain of corn, which
+we cast into the earth, disposes itself to produce a stalk surmounted
+with an ear; or why the sun produces an apple on one tree and a chestnut
+on the next to it? Many doctors have said: "What know I not?" Montaigne
+said: "What know I?"
+
+Unbending decider! pedagogue in phrases! furred reasoner! thou inquirest
+after the limits of the human mind--they are at the end of thy nose.
+
+
+
+
+MIRACLES.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+A miracle, according to the true meaning of the word, is something
+admirable; and agreeable to this, all is miracle. The stupendous order
+of nature, the revolution of a hundred millions of worlds around a
+million of suns, the activity of light, the life of animals, all are
+grand and perpetual miracles.
+
+According to common acceptation, we call a miracle the violation of
+these divine and eternal laws. A solar eclipse at the time of the full
+moon, or a dead man walking two leagues and carrying his head in his
+arms, we denominate a miracle.
+
+Many natural philosophers maintain, that in this sense there are no
+miracles; and advance the following arguments:
+
+A miracle is the violation of mathematical, divine, immutable, eternal
+laws. By the very exposition itself, a miracle is a contradiction in
+terms: a law cannot at the same time be immutable and violated. But they
+are asked, cannot a law, established by God Himself, be suspended by its
+author?
+
+They have the hardihood to reply that it cannot; and that it is
+impossible a being infinitely wise can have made laws to violate them.
+He could not, they say, derange the machine but with a view of making it
+work better; but it is evident that God, all-wise and omnipotent,
+originally made this immense machine, the universe, as good and perfect
+as He was able; if He saw that some imperfections would arise from the
+nature of matter, He provided for that in the beginning; and,
+accordingly, He will never change anything in it. Moreover, God can do
+nothing without reason; but what reason could induce him to disfigure
+for a time His own work?
+
+It is done, they are told, in favor of mankind. They reply: We must
+presume, then, that it is in favor of all mankind; for it is impossible
+to conceive that the divine nature should occupy itself only about a few
+men in particular, and not for the whole human race; and even the whole
+human race itself is a very small concern; it is less than a small
+ant-hill, in comparison with all the beings inhabiting immensity. But is
+it not the most absurd of all extravagances to imagine that the Infinite
+Supreme should, in favor of three or four hundred emmets on this little
+heap of earth, derange the operation of the vast machinery that moves
+the universe?
+
+But, admitting that God chose to distinguish a small number of men by
+particular favors, is there any necessity that, in order to accomplish
+this object, He should change what He established for all periods and
+for all places? He certainly can have no need of this inconstancy in
+order to bestow favors on any of His creatures: His favors consist in
+His laws themselves: he has foreseen all and arranged all, with a view
+to them. All invariably obey the force which He has impressed forever on
+nature.
+
+For what purpose would God perform a miracle? To accomplish some
+particular design upon living beings? He would then, in reality, be
+supposed to say: "I have not been able to effect by my construction of
+the universe, by my divine decrees, by my eternal laws, a particular
+object; I am now going to change my eternal ideas and immutable laws, to
+endeavor to accomplish what I have not been able to do by means of
+them." This would be an avowal of His weakness, not of His power; it
+would appear in such a being an inconceivable contradiction.
+Accordingly, therefore, to dare to ascribe miracles to God is, if man
+can in reality insult God, actually offering Him that insult. It is
+saying to Him: "You are a weak and inconsistent Being." It is,
+therefore, absurd to believe in miracles; it is, in fact, dishonoring
+the divinity.
+
+These philosophers, however, are not suffered thus to declaim without
+opposition. You may extol, it is replied, as much as you please, the
+immutability of the Supreme Being, the eternity of His laws, and the
+regularity of His infinitude of worlds; but our little heap of earth
+has, notwithstanding all that you have advanced, been completely covered
+over with miracles in every part and time. Histories relate as many
+prodigies as natural events. The daughters of the high priest Anius
+changed whatever they pleased to corn, wine, and oil; Athalide, the
+daughter of Mercury, revived again several times; Æsculapius
+resuscitated Hippolytus; Hercules rescued Alcestes from the hand of
+death; and Heres returned to the world after having passed fifteen days
+in hell. Romulus and Remus were the offspring of a god and a vestal. The
+Palladium descended from heaven on the city of Troy; the hair of
+Berenice was changed into a constellation; the cot of Baucis and
+Philemon was converted into a superb temple; the head of Orpheus
+delivered oracles after his death; the walls of Thebes spontaneously
+constructed themselves to the sound of a flute, in the presence of the
+Greeks; the cures effected in the temple of Æsculapius were absolutely
+innumerable, and we have monuments still existing containing the very
+names of persons who were eye-witnesses of his miracles.
+
+Mention to me a single nation in which the most incredible prodigies
+have not been performed, and especially in those periods in which the
+people scarcely knew how to write or read.
+
+The philosophers make no answer to these objections, but by slightly
+raising their shoulders and by a smile; but the Christian philosophers
+say: We are believers in the miracles of our holy religion; we believe
+them by faith and not by our reason, which we are very cautious how we
+listen to; for when faith speaks, it is well known that reason ought to
+be silent. We have a firm and entire faith in the miracles of Jesus
+Christ and the apostles, but permit us to entertain some doubt about
+many others: permit us, for example, to suspend our judgment on what is
+related by a very simple man, although he has obtained the title of
+great. He assures us, that a certain monk was so much in the habit of
+performing miracles, that the prior at length forbade him to exercise
+his talent in that line. The monk obeyed; but seeing a poor tiler fall
+from the top of a house, he hesitated for a moment between the desire to
+save the unfortunate man's life, and the sacred duty of obedience to his
+superior. He merely ordered the tiler to stay in the air till he should
+receive further instructions, and ran as fast as his legs would carry
+him to communicate the urgency of the circumstances to the prior. The
+prior absolved him from the sin he had committed in beginning the
+miracle without permission, and gave him leave to finish it, provided he
+stopped with the same, and never again repeated his fault. The
+philosophers may certainly be excused for entertaining a little doubt of
+this legend.
+
+But how can you deny, they are asked, that St. Gervais and St. Protais
+appeared in a dream to St. Ambrose, and informed him of the spot in
+which were deposited their relics? that St. Ambrose had them
+disinterred? and that they restored sight to a man that was blind? St.
+Augustine was at Milan at the very time, and it is he who relates the
+miracle, using the expression, in the twenty-second book of his work
+called the "City of God," "_immenso populo teste_"--in the presence of
+an immense number of people. Here is one of the very best attested and
+established miracles. The philosophers, however, say that they do not
+believe one word about Gervais and Protais appearing to any person
+whatever; that it is a matter of very little consequence to mankind
+where the remains of their carcasses lie; that they have no more faith
+in this blind man than in Vespasian's; that it is a useless miracle, and
+that God does nothing that is useless; and they adhere to the principles
+they began with. My respect for St. Gervais and St. Protais prevents me
+from being of the same opinion as these philosophers: I merely state
+their incredulity. They lay great stress on the well-known passage of
+Lucian, to be found in the death of Peregrinus: "When an expert juggler
+turns Christian, he is sure to make his fortune." But as Lucian is a
+profane author, we ought surely to set him aside as of no authority.
+
+These philosophers cannot even make up their minds to believe the
+miracles performed in the second century. Even eye-witnesses to the
+facts may write and attest till the day of doom, that after the bishop
+of Smyrna, St. Polycarp, was condemned to be burned, and actually in the
+midst of the flames, they heard a voice from heaven exclaiming:
+"Courage, Polycarp! be strong, and show yourself a man"; that, at the
+very instant, the flames quitted his body, and formed a pavilion of fire
+above his head, and from the midst of the pile there flew out a dove;
+when, at length, Polycarp's enemies ended his life by cutting off his
+head. All these facts and attestations are in vain. For what good, say
+these unimpressible and incredulous men, for what good was this miracle?
+Why did the flames lose their nature, and the axe of the executioner
+retain all its power of destruction? Whence comes it that so many
+martyrs escaped unhurt out of boiling oil, but were unable to resist the
+edge of the sword? It is answered, such was the will of God. But the
+philosophers would wish to see and hear all this themselves, before they
+believe it.
+
+Those who strengthen their reasonings by learning will tell you that the
+fathers of the Church have frequently declared that miracles were in
+their days performed no longer. St. Chrysostom says expressly: "The
+extraordinary gifts of the spirit were bestowed even on the unworthy,
+because the Church at that time had need of miracles; but now, they are
+not bestowed even on the worthy, because the Church has need of them no
+longer." He afterwards declares, that there is no one now who raises the
+dead, or even who heals the sick.
+
+St. Augustine himself, notwithstanding the miracles of Gervais and
+Protais, says, in his "City of God": "Why are not such miracles as were
+wrought formerly wrought now?" and he assigns the same reason as St.
+Chrysostom for it.
+
+"_Cur inquiunt, nunc illa miracula quæ prædicatis facta esse non fiunt?
+Possem quidem dicere necessaria prius fuisse, quam crederet mundus, ad
+hoc ut crederet mundus._"
+
+It is objected to the philosophers, that St. Augustine, notwithstanding
+this avowal, mentions nevertheless an old cobbler of Hippo, who, having
+lost his garment, went to pray in the chapel of the twenty martyrs, and
+on his return found a fish, in the body of which was a gold ring; and
+that the cook who dressed the fish said to the cobbler: "See what a
+present the twenty martyrs have made you!"
+
+To this the philosophers reply, that there is nothing in the event here
+related in opposition to the laws of nature; that natural philosophy is
+not contradicted or shocked by a fish's swallowing a gold ring, or a
+cook's delivering such ring to a cobbler; that, in short, there is no
+miracle at all in the case.
+
+If these philosophers are reminded that, according to St. Jerome, in his
+"Life of Paul the Hermit," that hermit had many conversations with
+satyrs and fauns; that a raven carried to him every day, for thirty
+years together, half of a loaf for his dinner, and a whole one on the
+day that St. Anthony went to visit him, they might reply again, that all
+this is not absolutely inconsistent with natural philosophy; that satyrs
+and fauns may have existed; and that, at all events, whether the
+narrative be a recital of facts, or only a story fit for children, it
+has nothing at all to do with the miracles of our Lord and His apostles.
+Many good Christians have contested the "History of St. Simeon
+Stylites," written by Theodoret; many miracles considered authentic by
+the Greek Church have been called in question by many Latins, just as
+the Latin miracles have been suspected by the Greek Church. Afterwards,
+the Protestants appeared on the stage, and treated the miracles of both
+churches certainly with very little respect or ceremony.
+
+A learned Jesuit, who was long a preacher in the Indies, deplores that
+neither his colleagues nor himself could ever perform a miracle. Xavier
+laments, in many of his letters, that he has not the gift of languages.
+He says, that among the Japanese he is merely like a dumb statue: yet
+the Jesuits have written that he resuscitated eight persons. That was
+certainly no trifling matter; but it must be recollected that he
+resuscitated them six thousand leagues distant. Persons have since been
+found, who have pretended that the abolition of the Jesuits in France is
+a much greater miracle than any performed by Xavier and Ignatius.
+
+However that may be, all Christians agree that the miracles of Jesus
+Christ and the apostles are incontestably true; but that we may
+certainly be permitted to doubt some stated to have been performed in
+our own times, and which have not been completely authenticated.
+
+It would certainly, for example, be very desirable, in order to the firm
+and clear establishment of a miracle, that it should be performed in the
+presence of the Academy of Sciences of Paris, or the Royal Society of
+London, and the Faculty of Medicine, assisted by a detachment of guards
+to keep in due order and distance the populace, who might by their
+rudeness or indiscretion prevent the operation of the miracle.
+
+A philosopher was once asked what he should say if he saw the sun stand
+still, that is, if the motion of the earth around that star were to
+cease; if all the dead were to rise again; and if the mountains were to
+go and throw themselves together into the sea, all in order to prove
+some important truth, like that, for instance, of versatile grace? "What
+should I say?" answered the philosopher; "I should become a Manichæan; I
+should say that one principle counteracted the performance of another."
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+Define your terms, you will permit me again to say, or we shall never
+understand one another. "_Miraculum res miranda, prodigium, portentum,
+monstrum._"--Miracle, something admirable; prodigy, implying something
+astonishing; portentous, bearing with it novelty; monster, something to
+show ("_à montrer_") on account of its variety. Such are the first ideas
+that men formed of miracles.
+
+As everything is refined and improved upon, such also would be the case
+with this definition. A miracle is said to be that which is impossible
+to nature. But it was not considered that this was in fact saying all
+miracle is absolutely impossible. For what is nature? You understand by
+it the eternal order of things. A miracle would therefore be impossible
+in such an order. In this sense God could not work a miracle.
+
+If you mean by miracle an effect of which you cannot perceive the cause,
+in that sense all is miracle. The attraction and direction of the magnet
+are continual miracles. A snail whose head is renewed is a miracle. The
+birth of every animal, the production of every vegetable, are miracles
+of every day.
+
+But we are so accustomed to these prodigies, that they have lost their
+name of admirable--of miraculous. The Indians are no longer astonished
+by cannon.
+
+We have therefore formed for ourselves another idea of a miracle. It is,
+according to the common opinion, what never has happened and never will
+happen. Such is the idea formed of Samson's jawbone of an ass; of the
+conversation between the ass and Balaam, and that between a serpent and
+Eve; of the chariot with four horses that conveyed away Elijah; of the
+fish that kept Jonah in its belly seventy-two hours; of the ten plagues
+of Egypt; of the walls of Jericho, and of the sun and moon standing
+still at mid-day, etc.
+
+In order to believe a miracle, it is not enough merely to have seen it;
+for a man may be deceived. A fool is often called a dealer in wonders;
+and not merely do many excellent persons think that they have seen what
+they have not seen, and heard what was never said to them; not only do
+they thus become witnesses of miracles, but they become also subjects of
+miracles. They have been sometimes diseased, and sometimes cured by
+supernatural power; they have been changed into wolves; they have
+travelled through the air on broomsticks; they have become both _incubi
+_and _succubi. _
+
+It is necessary that the miracle should have been seen by a great number
+of very sensible people, in sound health, and perfectly disinterested in
+the affair. It is above all necessary, that it should have been solemnly
+attested by them; for if solemn forms of authentication are deemed
+necessary with respect to transactions of very simple character, such as
+the purchase of a house, a marriage contract, or a will, what particular
+and minute cautionary formalities must not be deemed requisite in order
+to verify things naturally impossible, on which the destiny of the world
+is to depend?
+
+Even when an authentic miracle is performed, it in fact proves nothing;
+for Scripture tells you, in a great variety of places, that impostors
+may perform miracles, and that if any man, after having performed them,
+should proclaim another God than that of the Jews, he ought to be stoned
+to death. It is requisite, therefore, that the doctrine should be
+confirmed by the miracles, and the miracles by the doctrine.
+
+Even this, however, is not sufficient. As impostors may preach a very
+correct and pure morality, the better to deceive, and it is admitted
+that impostors, like the magicians of Pharaoh, may perform miracles; it
+is in addition necessary, that these miracles should have been announced
+by prophecies.
+
+In order to be convinced of the truth of these prophecies, it is
+necessary that they should have been heard clearly announced, and seen
+really accomplished. It is necessary to possess perfectly the language
+in which they are preserved.
+
+It is not sufficient, even, that you are a witness of their miraculous
+fulfilment; for you may be deceived by false appearances. It is
+necessary that the miracle and prophecy should be verified on oath by
+the heads of the nation; and even after all this there will be some
+doubters. For it is possible for a nation to be interested in the
+forgery of a prophecy or a miracle; and when interest mixes with the
+transaction, you may consider the whole affair as worth nothing. If a
+predicted miracle be not as public and as well verified as an eclipse
+that is announced in the almanac, be assured that it is nothing better
+than a juggler's trick or an old woman's tale.
+
+
+SECTION III.
+
+A theocracy can be founded only upon miracles. Everything in it must be
+divine. The Great Sovereign speaks to men only in prodigies. These are
+his ministers and letters patent. His orders are intimated by the
+ocean's covering the earth to drown nations, or opening a way through
+its depths, that they may pass upon dry land.
+
+Accordingly you perceive, that in the Jewish history all is miracle;
+from the creation of Adam, and the formation of Eve, who was made of one
+of the ribs of Adam, to the time of the insignificant kingling Saul.
+
+Even in the time of this same Saul, theocracy participates in power with
+royalty. There are still, consequently, miracles performed from time to
+time; but there is no longer that splendid train of prodigies which
+continually astonishes and interrupts nature. The ten plagues of Egypt
+are not renewed; the sun and moon do not stand still at mid-day, in
+order to give a commander time to exterminate a few runaways, already
+nearly destroyed by a shower of stones from the clouds. No Samson again
+extirpates a thousand Philistines by the jaw-bone of an ass. Asses no
+longer talk rationally with men; walls no longer fall prostrate at the
+mere sound of trumpets; cities are not swallowed up in a lake by the
+fire of heaven; the race of man is not a second time destroyed by a
+deluge. But the finger of God is still manifested; the shade of Saul is
+permitted to appear at the invocation of the sorceress, and God Himself
+promises David that he will defeat the Philistines at Baal-perazim.
+
+"God gathers together His celestial army in the reign of Ahab, and asks
+the spirits: Who will go and deceive Ahab, and persuade him to go up to
+war against Ramoth Gilead? And there came forth a lying spirit and stood
+before the Lord and said, I will persuade him." But the prophet Micaiah
+alone heard this conversation, and he received a blow on the cheek from
+another prophet, called Zedekiah, for having announced the ill-omened
+prodigy.
+
+Of miracles performed in the sight of the whole nation, and changing the
+laws of all nature, we see no more until the time of Elijah, for whom
+the Lord despatched a chariot of fire and horses of fire, which conveyed
+him rapidly from the banks of the Jordan to heaven, although no one knew
+where heaven was.
+
+From the commencement of historical times, that is, from the time of the
+conquests of Alexander, we see no more miracles among the Jews.
+
+When Pompey comes to make himself master of Jerusalem--when Crassus
+plunders the temple--when Pompey puts to death the king of the Jews by
+the hands of the executioner--when Anthony confers the kingdom of Judæa
+on the Arabian Herod--when Titus takes Jerusalem by assault, and when it
+is razed to the ground by Arian--not a single miracle is ever performed.
+Thus it is with every nation upon earth. They begin with theocracy; they
+end in a manner simply and naturally human. The greater the progress
+made in society and knowledge, the fewer there are of prodigies.
+
+We well know that the theocracy of the Jews was the only true one, and
+that those of other nations were false; but in all other respects, the
+case was precisely the same with them as with the Jews.
+
+In Egypt, in the time of Vulcan, and in that of Isis and Osiris,
+everything was out of the laws of nature; under the Ptolemies everything
+resumed its natural course.
+
+In the remote periods of Phos, Chrysos, and Ephestes, gods and mortals
+conversed in Chaldee with the most interesting familiarity. A god warned
+King Xissuter that there would be a deluge in Armenia, and that it was
+necessary he should, as soon as possible, build a vessel five stadii in
+length and two in width. Such things do not happen to the Dariuses and
+the Alexanders.
+
+The fish Oannes, in former times, came every day out of the Euphrates to
+preach upon its banks; but there is no preaching fish now. It is true
+that St. Anthony of Padua went and preached to the fishes; however, such
+things happen so very rarely that they are scarcely to be taken any
+account of.
+
+Numa held long conversations with the nymph Egeria; but we never read
+that Cæsar had any with Venus, although he was descended from her in the
+direct line. The world, we see, is constantly advancing a little, and
+refining gradually.
+
+But after being extricated out of one slough for a time, mankind are
+soon plunged into another. To ages of civilization succeed ages of
+barbarism; that barbarism is again expelled, and again reappears: it is
+the regular alternation of day and night.
+
+Of Those Who Have Been So Impiously Rash As To Deny The Miracles Of
+Jesus Christ.
+
+Among the moderns, Thomas Woolston, a learned member of the University
+of Cambridge, appears to me to have been the first who ventured to
+interpret the Gospels merely in a typical, allegorical, and spiritual
+sense, and boldly maintained that not one of the miracles of Jesus was
+actually performed. He wrote without method or art, and in a style
+confused and coarse, but not destitute of vigor. His six discourses
+against the miracles of Jesus Christ were publicly sold at London, in
+his own house. In the course of two years, from 1737 to 1739, he had
+three editions of them printed, of twenty thousand copies each, and yet
+it is now very difficult to procure one from the booksellers.
+
+Never was Christianity so daringly assailed by any Christian. Few
+writers entertain less awe or respect for the public, and no priest ever
+declared himself more openly the enemy of priests. He even dared to
+justify this hatred by that of Jesus Christ against the Pharisees and
+Scribes; and he said that he should not, like Jesus Christ, become their
+victim, because he had come into the world in a more enlightened age.
+
+He certainly hoped to justify his rashness by his adoption of the
+mystical sense; but he employs expressions so contemptuous and abusive
+that every Christian ear is shocked at them.
+
+If we may believe him, when Jesus sent the devil into the herd of two
+thousand swine, He did neither more nor less than commit a robbery on
+their owners. If the story had been told of Mahomet, he would have been
+considered as "an abominable wizard, and a sworn slave to the devil."
+And if the proprietor of the swine, and the merchants who in the outer
+court of the temple sold beasts for sacrifices, and whom Jesus drove out
+with a scourge, came to demand justice when he was apprehended, it is
+clear that he was deservedly condemned, as there never was a jury in
+England that would not have found him guilty.
+
+He tells her fortune to the woman of Samaria, just like a wandering
+Bohemian or Gypsy. This alone was sufficient to cause His banishment,
+which was the punishment inflicted upon fortune-tellers, or diviners, by
+Tiberius. "I am astonished," says he, "that the gypsies do not proclaim
+themselves the genuine disciples of Jesus, as their vocation is the
+same. However, I am glad to see that He did not extort money from the
+Samaritan woman, differing in this respect from our clergy, who take
+care to be well paid for their divinations."
+
+I follow the order of the pages in his book. The author goes on to the
+entrance of Jesus Christ into Jerusalem. It is not clear, he says,
+whether He was mounted on a male or female ass, or upon the foal of an
+ass, or upon all three together.
+
+He compares Jesus, when tempted by the devil, to St. Dunstan, who seized
+the devil by the nose; and he gives the preference to St. Dunstan.
+
+At the article of the fig-tree, which was cursed with barrenness for not
+producing figs out of season for them, he describes Jesus as a mere
+vagabond, a mendicant friar, who before He turned field-preacher was "no
+better than a journeyman carpenter." It is surprising, he says, that the
+court of Rome has not among all its relics some little fancy-box or
+joint-stool of His workmanship. In a word, it is difficult to carry
+blasphemy further.
+
+After diverting himself with the probationary fish-pool of Bethesda, the
+waters of which were troubled or stirred once in every year by an angel,
+he inquires how it could well be, that neither Flavius Josephus, nor
+Philo should ever mention this angel; why St. John should be the sole
+historian of this miracle; and by what other miracle it happened that no
+Roman ever saw this angel, or ever even heard his name mentioned?
+
+The water changed into wine at the marriage of Cana, according to him,
+excites the laughter and contempt of all who are not imbruted by
+superstition.
+
+"What!" says he, "John expressly says that the guests were already
+intoxicated, '_methus tosi_'; and God comes down to earth and performs
+His first miracle to enable them to drink still more!"
+
+God, made man, commences His mission by assisting at a village wedding.
+"Whether Jesus and His mother were drunk, as were others of the company,
+is not certain. The familiarity of the lady with a soldier leads to the
+presumption that she was fond of her bottle; that her Son, however, was
+somewhat affected by the wine, appears from His answering His mother so
+'waspishly and snappishly' as He did, when He said, 'Woman, what have I
+to do with thee?' It may be inferred from these words that Mary was not
+a virgin, and that Jesus was not her son; had it been otherwise, He
+would not have thus insulted His father and mother in violation of one
+of the most sacred commandments of the law. However, He complied with
+His mother's request; He fills eighteen jars with water, and makes punch
+of it." These are the very words of Thomas Woolston, and must fill every
+Christian soul with indignation.
+
+It is with regret, and even with trembling, that I quote these passages;
+but there have been sixty thousand copies of this work printed, all
+bearing the name of the author, and all publicly sold at his house. It
+can never be said that I calumniate him.
+
+It is to the dead raised again by Jesus Christ that he principally
+directs his attention. He contends that a dead man restored to life
+would have been an object of attention and astonishment to the universe;
+that all the Jewish magistracy, and more especially Pilate, would have
+made the most minute investigations and obtained the most authentic
+depositions; that Tiberius enjoined all proconsuls, prætors, and
+governors of provinces to inform him with exactness of every event that
+took place; that Lazarus, who had been dead four whole days, would have
+been most strictly interrogated; and that no little curiosity would have
+been excited to know what had become, during that time, of his soul.
+
+With what eager interest would Tiberius and the whole Roman senate have
+questioned him, and not indeed only him, but the daughter of Jairus and
+the son of the widow of Nain? Three dead persons restored to life would
+have been three attestations to the divinity of Jesus, which almost in a
+single moment would have made the whole world Christian. But instead of
+all this, the whole world, for more than two hundred years, knew nothing
+about these resplendent and decisive evidences. It is not till a hundred
+years have rolled away from the date of the events that some obscure
+individuals show one another the writings that contain the relation of
+those miracles. Eighty-nine emperors reckoning those who had only the
+name of "tyrants," never hear the slightest mention of these
+resurrections, although they must inevitably have held all nature in
+amazement. Neither the Jewish historian Josephus, nor the learned Philo,
+nor any Greek or Roman historian at all notices these prodigies. In
+short, Woolston has the imprudence to say that the history of Lazarus is
+so brimful of absurdities that St. John, when he wrote it, had outlived
+his senses.
+
+Supposing, says Woolston, that God should in our own times send an
+ambassador to London to convert the hireling clergy, and that ambassador
+should raise the dead, what would the clergy say?
+
+He blasphemes the incarnation, the resurrection, and the ascension of
+Jesus Christ, just upon the same system; and he calls these miracles:
+"The most manifest and the most barefaced imposture that ever was put
+upon the world!"
+
+What is perhaps more singular still is that each of his discourses is
+dedicated to a bishop. His dedications are certainly not exactly in the
+French style. He bestows no flattery nor compliments. He upbraids them
+with their pride and avarice, their ambition and faction, and smiles
+with triumph at the thought of their being now, like every other class
+of citizens, in complete subjection to the laws of the state.
+
+At last these bishops, tired of being insulted by an undignified member
+of the University of Cambridge, determined upon a formal appeal to the
+laws. They instituted a prosecution against Woolston in the King's
+Bench, and he was tried before Chief-Justice Raymond, in 1729, when he
+was imprisoned, condemned to pay a fine, and obliged to give security to
+the amount of a hundred and fifty pounds sterling. His friends furnished
+him with the security, and he did not in fact die in prison, as in some
+of our careless and ill-compiled dictionaries he is stated to have done.
+He died at his own house in London, after having uttered these words:
+"This is a pass that every man must come to." Some time before his
+death, a female zealot meeting him in the street was gross enough to
+spit in his face; he calmly wiped his face and bowed to her. His manners
+were mild and pleasing. He was obstinately infatuated with the mystical
+meaning, and blasphemed the literal one; but let us hope that he
+repented on his death-bed, and that God has showed him mercy.
+
+About the same period there appeared in France the will of John Meslier,
+clergyman ("_curé_") of But and Entrepigni, in Champagne, of whom we
+have already spoken, under the article on "Contradictions".
+
+It was both a wonderful and a melancholy spectacle to see two priests at
+the same time writing against the Christian religion. Meslier is still
+more violent than Woolston. He ventures to treat the devil's carrying
+off our Lord to the top of a mountain, the marriage of Cana, and the
+loaves and fishes, as absurd tales, injurious to the Supreme Being,
+which for three hundred years were unknown to the whole Roman Empire,
+and at last advanced from the dregs of the community to the throne of
+the emperors, when policy compelled them to adopt the nonsense of the
+people, in order to keep them the better in subjection. The declamations
+of the English priest do not approach in vehemence those of the priest
+of Champagne. Woolston occasionally showed discretion. Meslier never has
+any; he is a man so sensitively sore to the crimes to which he has been
+witness that he renders the Christian religion responsible for them,
+forgetting that it condemns them. There is not a single miracle which is
+not with him an object of scorn or horror; no prophecy which he does not
+compare with the prophecies of Nostradamus. He even goes so far as to
+compare Jesus Christ to Don Quixote, and St. Peter to Sancho Panza; and
+what is most of all to be deplored is, that he wrote these blasphemies
+against Jesus Christ, when he might be said to be in the very arms of
+death--at a moment when the most deceitful are sincere, and the most
+intrepid tremble. Too strongly impressed by some injuries that had been
+done him by his superiors in authority; too deeply affected by the great
+difficulties which he met with in the Scripture, he became exasperated
+against it more than Acosta and all the Jews; more than Porphyry,
+Celsus, Iamblichus, Julian, Libanius, Maximus, Simmachus, or any other
+whatever of the partisans of human reason against the divine
+incomprehensibilities of our religion. Many abridgments of his work have
+been printed; but happily the persons in authority suppressed them as
+fast as they appeared.
+
+A priest of Bonne-Nouvelle, near Paris, wrote also on the same subject;
+and it thus happened that at the very time the abbé Becheran and the
+rest of the Convulsionaries were performing miracles, three priests were
+writing against the genuine Gospel miracles.
+
+The most clever work that has been written against the miracles and
+prophecies is that of my Lord Bolingbroke. But happily it is so
+voluminous, so destitute of method, so verbose, and so abounding in long
+and sometimes complicated sentences, that it requires a great deal of
+patience to read him.
+
+There have been some minds so constituted that they have been enchanted
+by the miracles of Moses and Joshua, but have not entertained for those
+of Jesus Christ the respect to which they are entitled. Their
+imagination--raised by the grand spectacle of the sea opening a passage
+through its depths, and suspending its waves that a horde of Hebrews
+might safely go through; by the ten plagues of Egypt, and by the stars
+that stopped in their course over Gibeon and Ajalon, etc.--could not
+with ease and satisfaction be let down again, so as to admire the
+comparatively petty miracles of the water changed into wine, the
+withered fig-tree, and the swine drowned in the little lake of Gadara.
+Vaghenseil said that it was like hearing a rustic ditty after attending
+a grand concert.
+
+The Talmud pretends that there have been many Christians who, after
+comparing the miracles of the Old Testament with those of the New
+Testament, embraced Judaism; they consider it impossible that the
+Sovereign Lord of Nature should have wrought such stupendous prodigies
+for a religion He intended to annihilate. What! they exclaim, can it
+possibly be, that for a series of ages He should have exhibited a train
+of astonishing and tremendous miracles in favor of a true religion that
+was to become a false one? What! can it be that God Himself has recorded
+that this religion shall never perish, and that those who attempt to
+destroy it shall be stoned to death, and yet that He has nevertheless
+sent His own Son, Who is no other than Himself, to annihilate what He
+was employed so many ages in erecting?
+
+There is much more to be added to these remarks; this Son, they
+continue, this Eternal God, having made Himself a Jew, adheres to the
+Jewish religion during the whole of His life; He performs all the
+functions of it, He frequents the Jewish temple, He announces nothing
+contrary to the Jewish law, and all His disciples are Jews and observe
+the Jewish ceremonies. It most certainly is not He who established the
+Christian religion. It was established by the dissident Jews who united
+with the Platonists. There is not a single dogma of Christianity that
+was preached by Jesus Christ.
+
+Such is the reasoning of these rash men, who, with minds at once
+hypocritical and audacious, dare to criticise the works of God, and
+admit the miracles of the Old Testament for the sole purpose of
+rejecting those of the New Testament.
+
+Of this number was the unfortunate priest of Pont-à-Mousson in Lorraine,
+called Nicholas Anthony; he was known by no other name. After he had
+received what is called "the four minors" in Lorraine, the Calvinistic
+preacher Ferri, happening to go to Pont-à-Mousson, raised in his mind
+very serious scruples, and persuaded him that the four minors were the
+mark of the beast. Anthony, driven almost to distraction by the thought
+of carrying about him the mark of the beast, had it immediately effaced
+by Ferri, embraced the Protestant religion, and became a minister at
+Geneva about the year 1630.
+
+With a head full of rabbinical learning, he thought that if the
+Protestants were right in reference to the Papists, the Jews were much
+more so in reference to all the different sects of Christianity
+whatever. From the village of Divonne, where he was pastor, he went to
+be received as a Jew at Venice, together with a young apprentice in
+theology whom he had persuaded to adopt his own principles, but who
+afterwards abandoned him, not experiencing any call to martyrdom.
+
+At first the minister, Nicholas Anthony, abstained from uttering the
+name of Jesus Christ in his sermons and prayers; in a short time,
+however, becoming animated and emboldened by the example of the Jewish
+saints, who confidently professed Judaism before the princes of Tyre and
+Babylon, he travelled barefooted to Geneva, to confess before the judges
+and magistrates that there is only one religion upon earth, because
+there is only one God; that that religion is the Jewish; that it is
+absolutely necessary to become circumcised; and that it is a horrible
+crime to eat bacon and blood pudding. He pathetically exhorted all the
+people of Geneva, who crowded to hear him, no longer to continue
+children of Belial, but to become good Jews, in order to deserve the
+kingdom of heaven. He was apprehended, and put in chains.
+
+The little Council of Geneva, which at that period did nothing without
+consulting the council of preachers, asked their advice in this
+emergency. The most sensible of them recommended that poor Anthony
+should be bled in the cephalic vein, use the bath, and be kept upon
+gruel and broths; after which he might perhaps gradually be induced to
+pronounce the name of Jesus Christ, or at least to hear it pronounced,
+without grinding his teeth, as had hitherto been his practice. They
+added, that the laws bore with Jews; that there were eight thousand of
+them even in Rome itself; that many merchants are true Jews, and
+therefore that as Rome admitted within its walls eight thousand children
+of the synagogue, Geneva might well tolerate one. At the sound of
+"toleration" the rest of the pastors, who were the majority, gnashing
+their teeth still more than Anthony did at the name of Jesus Christ, and
+also eager to find an opportunity to burn a man, which could not be done
+every day, called peremptorily for the burning. They resolved that
+nothing could serve more to establish genuine Christianity; that the
+Spaniards had obtained so much reputation in the world only by burning
+the Jews every year, and that after all, if the Old Testament must
+prevail over the New Testament, God would not fail to come and
+extinguish the flames of the pile, as he did at Babylon for Shadrach,
+Meshac, and Abednego; in which case all must go back again to the Old
+Testament; but that, in the meantime, it was indispensable to burn
+Nicholas Anthony. On the breaking up of the meeting, they concluded with
+the observation: "We must put the wicked out of the way"--the very words
+they used.
+
+The long-headed syndics, Sarasin and Godefroi, agreed that the reasoning
+of the Calvinistic sanhedrim was admirable, and by the right of the
+strongest party, condemned Nicholas Anthony, the weakest of men, to die
+the same death as Calanus and the counsellor Dubourg. This sentence was
+carried into execution on April 20, 1632, in a very beautiful lawn or
+meadow, called Plain-Palais, in the presence of twenty thousand persons,
+who blessed the new law, and the wonderful sense of the syndics Sarasin
+and Godefroi.
+
+The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob did not renew the miracle of the
+furnace of Babylon in favor of poor Anthony.
+
+Abauzit, an author of great veracity, relates in his notes, that he died
+in the greatest constancy, and persisted in his opinions even at the
+stake on the pile; he broke out into no passionate invective against his
+judges when the executioner was tying him to the stake; he displayed
+neither pride nor pusillanimity; he neither wept nor sighed; he was
+resigned. Never did martyr consummate his sacrifice with a more lively
+faith; never did philosopher contemplate a death of horror with greater
+firmness. This clearly proves that his folly or madness was at all
+events attended with sincere conviction.
+
+Let us implore of the God of both the Old and the New Testaments that he
+will grant him mercy.
+
+I would say as much for the Jesuit Malagrida, who was still more
+infatuated and mad than Nicholas Anthony; as I would also for the
+ex-Jesuits Patouillet and Paulian, should they ever be brought to the
+stake.
+
+A great number of writers, whose misfortune it was to be philosophers
+rather than Christians, have been bold enough to deny the miracles of
+our Lord; but after the four priests already noticed, there is no
+necessity to enumerate other instances. Let us lament over these four
+unfortunate men, led astray by their own deceitful reason, and
+precipitated by the gloom of their feelings into an abyss so dreadful
+and so fatal.
+
+
+
+
+MISSION.
+
+
+It is far from our object in this article to reflect upon the zeal of
+our missionaries, or the truth of our religion; these are sufficiently
+known in Christian Europe, and duly respected.
+
+My object is merely to make some remarks on the very curious and
+edifying letters of the reverend fathers, the Jesuits, who are not
+equally respectable. Scarcely do they arrive in India before they
+commence preaching, convert millions of Indians, and perform millions of
+miracles. Far be it from me to contradict their assertions. We all know
+how easy it must be for a Biscayan, a Bergamask, or a Norman to learn
+the Indian language in a few days, and preach like an Indian.
+
+With regard to miracles, nothing is more easy than to perform them at a
+distance of six thousand leagues, since so many have been performed at
+Paris, in the parish of St. Médard. The sufficing grace of the Molinists
+could undoubtedly operate on the banks of the Ganges, as well as the
+efficacious grace of the Jansenists on those of the river of the
+Gobelins. We have, however, said so much already about miracles that we
+shall pursue the subject no further.
+
+A reverend father Jesuit arrived in the course of the past year at
+Delhi, at the court of the great Mogul. He was not a man profoundly
+skilled in mathematics, or highly gifted in mind, who had come to
+correct the calendar, or to establish his fortune, but one of those
+poor, honest, zealous Jesuits, one of those soldiers who are despatched
+on particular duty by their general, and who obey orders without
+reasoning about them.
+
+M. Andrais, my factor, asked him what his business might be at Delhi. He
+replied that he had orders from the reverend father Ricci to deliver the
+Great Mogul from the paws of the devil, and convert his whole court.
+
+THE JESUIT.
+
+I have already baptized twenty infants in the street, without their
+knowing anything at all about the matter, by throwing a few drops of
+water upon their heads. They are now just so many angels, provided they
+are happy enough to die directly. I cured a poor old woman of the
+megrims by making the sign of the cross behind her. I hope in a short
+time to convert the Mahometans of the court and the Gentoos among the
+people. You will see in Delhi, Agra, and Benares, as many good
+Catholics, adorers of the Virgin Mary, as you now do idolaters, adoring
+the devil.
+
+M. ANDRAIS.
+
+You think then, my worthy father, that the inhabitants of these
+countries adore idols and the devil?
+
+THE JESUIT.
+
+Undoubtedly, as they are not of my religion.
+
+M. ANDRAIS.
+
+Very well. But when there are as many Catholics in India as idolaters,
+are you not afraid that they will fight against one another; that blood
+will flow for a long period, and the whole country be a scene of pillage
+and devastation? This has happened in every country in which you have
+obtained a footing hitherto.
+
+THE JESUIT.
+
+You make one pause for a moment; but nothing could happen better than
+that which you suggest as being so probable. The slaughtered Catholics
+would go to paradise--to the garden--and the Gentoos to the everlasting
+fire of hell created for them from all eternity, according to the great
+mercy of God, and for His great glory; for God is exceedingly glorious.
+
+M. ANDRAIS.
+
+But suppose that you should be informed against, and punished at the
+whipping post?
+
+THE JESUIT.
+
+That would also be for His glory. However, I conjure you to keep my
+secret, and save me from the honor and happiness of martyrdom.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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