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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of A Philosophical Dictionary, Volume 2 (of 10), by
+François-Marie Arouet (AKA Voltaire)
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
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+
+Title: A Philosophical Dictionary, Volume 2 (of 10)
+ From "The Works of Voltaire - A Contemporary Version"
+
+Author: François-Marie Arouet (AKA Voltaire)
+
+Commentator: John Morley
+ Tobias Smollett
+ H.G. Leigh
+
+Translator: William F. Fleming
+
+Release Date: March 28, 2011 [EBook #35622]
+
+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Andrea Ball, Christine Bell & Marc D'Hooghe
+at http://www.freeliterature.org (From images generously
+made available by the Internet Archive.)
+
+
+
+
+
+A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY
+
+VOLUME II
+
+By
+
+VOLTAIRE
+
+
+
+
+EDITION DE LA PACIFICATION
+
+THE WORKS OF VOLTAIRE
+
+A CONTEMPORARY VERSION
+
+
+ With Notes by Tobias Smollett, Revised and Modernized
+ New Translations by William F. Fleming, and an
+ Introduction by Oliver H.G. Leigh
+
+
+A CRITIQUE AND BIOGRAPHY
+
+BY
+
+THE RT. HON. JOHN MORLEY
+
+FORTY-THREE VOLUMES
+
+
+ One hundred and sixty-eight designs, comprising reproductions
+ of rare old engravings, steel plates, photogravures,
+ and curious fac-similes
+
+
+VOLUME VI
+
+E.R. DuMONT
+
+PARIS--LONDON--NEW YORK--CHICAGO
+
+1901
+
+
+
+_THE WORKS of VOLTAIRE_
+
+ _"Between two servants of Humanity, who appeared eighteen hundred
+ years apart, there is a mysterious relation. * * * * Let us say it
+ with a sentiment of profound respect: JESUS WEPT: VOLTAIRE SMILED.
+ Of that divine tear and of that human smile is composed the
+ sweetness of the present civilization."_
+
+ _VICTOR HUGO._
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF PLATES--VOL. II
+
+THE BASTILLE--_Frontispiece_
+
+AN ASTROLOGER
+
+A TYPE OF BEAUTY
+
+ALEXANDER'S TRIUMPH
+
+
+
+[Illustration: The Bastille.--"For four hundred years the symbol of
+oppression. Within its walls the noblest had perished. It was a
+perpetual threat, it was the last and often the first argument of king
+and priest."]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+VOLTAIRE
+
+A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY
+
+IN TEN VOLUMES
+
+VOL II.
+
+APPEARANCE--CALENDS
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+APPEARANCE.
+
+
+Are all appearances deceitful? Have our senses been given us only to
+keep us in continual delusion? Is everything error? Do we live in a
+dream, surrounded by shadowy chimeras? We see the sun setting when he is
+already below the horizon; before he has yet risen we see him appear. A
+square tower seems to be round. A straight stick, thrust into the water,
+seems to be bent.
+
+You see your face in a mirror and the image appears to be behind the
+glass: it is, however, neither behind nor before it. This glass, which
+to the sight and the touch is so smooth and even, is no other than an
+unequal congregation of projections and cavities. The finest and fairest
+skin is a kind of bristled network, the openings of which are
+incomparably larger than the threads, and enclose an infinite number of
+minute hairs. Under this network there are liquors incessantly passing,
+and from it there issue continual exhalations which cover the whole
+surface. What we call large is to an elephant very small, and what we
+call small is to insects a world. The same motion which would be rapid
+to a snail would be very slow in the eye of an eagle. This rock, which
+is impenetrable by steel, is a sieve consisting of more pores than
+matter, and containing a thousand avenues of prodigious width leading to
+its centre, in which are lodged multitudes of animals, which may, for
+aught we know, think themselves the masters of the universe.
+
+Nothing is either as it appears to be, or in the place where we believe
+it to be. Several philosophers, tired of being constantly deceived by
+bodies, have in their spleen pronounced that bodies do not exist, and
+that there is nothing real but our minds. As well might they have
+concluded that, all appearances being false, and the nature of the soul
+being as little known as that of the matter, there is no reality in
+either body or soul. Perhaps it is this despair of knowing anything
+which has caused some Chinese philosophers to say that nothing is the
+beginning and the end of all things. This philosophy, so destructive to
+being, was well known in Molière's time. Doctor Macphurius represents
+the school; when teaching Sganarelle, he says, "You must not say, 'I am
+come,' but 'it seems to me that I am come'; for it may seem to you,
+without such being really the case." But at the present day a comic
+scene is not an argument, though it is sometimes better than an
+argument; and there is often as much pleasure in seeking after truth as
+in laughing at philosophy.
+
+You do not see the network, the cavities, the threads, the inequalities,
+the exhalations of that white and delicate skin which you idolize.
+Animals a thousand times less than a mite discern all these objects
+which escape your vision; they lodge, feed, and travel about in them, as
+in an extensive country, and those on the right arm are perfectly
+ignorant that there are creatures of their own species on the left. If
+you were so unfortunate as to see what they see, your charming skin
+would strike you with horror.
+
+The harmony of a concert, to which you listen with delight, must have on
+certain classes of minute animals the effect of terrible thunder; and
+perhaps it kills them. We see, touch, hear, feel things only in the way
+in which they ought to be seen, touched, heard, or felt by ourselves.
+
+All is in due proportion. The laws of optics, which show you an object
+in the water where it is not, and break a right line, are in entire
+accordance with those which make the sun appear to you with a diameter
+of two feet, although it is a million times larger than the earth. To
+see it in its true dimensions would require an eye collecting his rays
+at an angle as great as his disk, which is impossible. Our senses, then,
+assist much more than they deceive us.
+
+Motion, time, hardness, softness, dimensions, distance, approximation,
+strength, weakness, appearances, of whatever kind, all is relative. And
+who has created these relations?
+
+
+
+
+APROPOS.
+
+
+All great successes, of whatever kind, are founded upon things done or
+said apropos.
+
+Arnold of Brescia, John Huss, and Jerome of Prague did not come quite
+apropos; the people were not then sufficiently enlightened; the
+invention of printing had not then laid the abuses complained of before
+the eyes of every one. But when men began to read--when the populace,
+who were solicitous to escape purgatory, but at the same time wished not
+to pay too dear for indulgences, began to open their eyes, the reformers
+of the sixteenth century came quite apropos, and succeeded.
+
+It has been elsewhere observed that Cromwell under Elizabeth or Charles
+the Second, or Cardinal de Retz when Louis XIV. governed by himself,
+would have been very ordinary persons.
+
+Had Cæsar been born in the time of Scipio Africanus he would not have
+subjugated the Roman commonwealth; nor would Mahomet, could he rise
+again at the present day, be more than sheriff of Mecca. But if
+Archimedes and Virgil were restored, one would still be the best
+mathematician, the other the best poet of his country.
+
+
+
+
+ARABS;
+
+AND, OCCASIONALLY, ON THE BOOK OF JOB.
+
+
+If any one be desirous of obtaining a thorough knowledge of the
+antiquities of Arabia, it may be presumed that he will gain no more
+information than about those of Auvergne and Poitou. It is, however,
+certain, that the Arabs were of some consequence long before Mahomet.
+The Jews themselves say that Moses married an Arabian woman, and his
+father-in-law Jethro seems to have been a man of great good sense.
+
+Mecca is considered, and not without reason, as one of the most ancient
+cities in the world. It is, indeed, a proof of its antiquity that
+nothing but superstition could occasion the building of a town on such a
+spot, for it is in a sandy desert, where the water is brackish, so that
+the people die of hunger and thirst. The country a few miles to the east
+is the most delightful upon earth, the best watered and the most
+fertile. There the Arabs should have built, and not at Mecca. But it was
+enough for some charlatan, some false prophet, to give out his reveries,
+to make of Mecca a sacred spot and the resort of neighboring nations.
+Thus it was that the temple of Jupiter Ammon was built in the midst of
+sands. Arabia extends from northeast to southwest, from the desert of
+Jerusalem to Aden or Eden, about the fiftieth degree of north latitude.
+It is an immense country, about three times as large as Germany. It is
+very likely that its deserts of sand were brought thither by the waters
+of the ocean, and that its marine gulfs were once fertile lands.
+
+The belief in this nation's antiquity is favored by the circumstance
+that no historian speaks of its having been subjugated. It was not
+subdued even by Alexander, nor by any king of Syria, nor by the Romans.
+The Arabs, on the contrary, subjugated a hundred nations, from the Indus
+to the Garonne; and, having afterwards lost their conquests, they
+retired into their own country and did not mix with any other people.
+
+Having never been subject to nor mixed with other nations it is more
+than probable that they have preserved their manners and their language.
+Indeed, Arabic is, in some sense, the mother tongue of all Asia as far
+as the Indus; or rather, the prevailing tongue, for mother tongues have
+never existed. Their genius has never changed. They still compose their
+"Nights' Entertainments," as they did when they imagined one Bac or
+Bacchus, who passed through the Red Sea with three millions of men,
+women, and children; who stopped the sun and moon, and made streams of
+wine issue forth with a blow of his rod, which, when he chose, he
+changed into a serpent.
+
+A nation so isolated, and whose blood remains unmixed, cannot change its
+character. The Arabs of the desert have always been given to robbery,
+and those inhabiting the towns been fond of fables, poetry, and
+astronomy. It is said, in the historical preface to the Koran, that when
+any one of their tribes had a good poet the other tribes never failed to
+send deputies to that one on which God had vouchsafed to bestow so great
+a gift.
+
+The tribes assembled every year, by representatives, in an open place
+named Ocad, where verses were recited, nearly in the same way as is now
+done at Rome in the garden of the academy of the Arcadii, and this
+custom continued until the time of Mahomet. In his time, each one posted
+his verses on the door of the temple of Mecca. Labid, son of Rabia, was
+regarded as the Homer of Mecca; but, having seen the second chapter of
+the Koran, which Mahomet had posted, he fell on his knees before him,
+and said, "O Mahomet, son of Abdallah, son of Motalib, son of Achem,
+thou art a greater poet than I--thou art doubtless the prophet of God."
+
+The Arabs of Maden, Naïd, and Sanaa were no less generous than those of
+the desert were addicted to plunder. Among them, one friend was
+dishonored if he had refused his assistance to another. In their
+collection of verses, entitled _"Tograid",_ it is related that, "one
+day, in the temple of Mecca, three Arabs were disputing on generosity
+and friendship, and could not agree as to which, among those who then
+set the greatest examples of these virtues, deserved the preference.
+Some were for Abdallah, son of Giafar, uncle to Mahomet; others for
+Kais, son of Saad; and others for Arabad, of the tribe of As. After a
+long dispute they agreed to send a friend of Abdallah to him, a friend
+of Kais to Kais, and a friend of Arabad to Arabad, to try them all
+three, and to come and make their report to the assembly.
+
+"Then the friend of Abdallah went and said to him, 'Son of the uncle of
+Mahomet, I am on a journey and am destitute of everything.' Abdallah was
+mounted on his camel loaded with gold and silk; he dismounted with all
+speed, gave him his camel, and returned home on foot.
+
+"The second went and made application to his friend Kais, son of Saad.
+Kais was still asleep, and one of his domestics asked the traveller what
+he wanted. The traveller answered that he was the friend of Kais, and
+needed his assistance. The domestic said to him, 'I will not wake my
+master; but here are seven thousand pieces of gold, which are all that
+we at present have in the house. Take also a camel from the stable, and
+a slave; these will, I think, be sufficient for you until you reach your
+own house.' When Kais awoke, he chid the domestic for not having given
+more.
+
+"The third repaired to his friend Arabad, of the tribe of As. Arabad was
+blind, and was coming out of his house, leaning on two slaves, to pray
+to God in the temple of Mecca. As soon as he heard his friend's voice,
+he said to him, 'I possess nothing but my two slaves; I beg that you
+will take and sell them; I will go to the temple as well as I can, with
+my stick.'
+
+"The three disputants, having returned to the assembly, faithfully
+related what had happened. Many praises were bestowed on Abdallah, son
+of Giafar--on Kais, son of Saad--and on Arabad, of the tribe of As, but
+the preference was given to Arabad."
+
+The Arabs have several tales of this kind, but our western nations have
+none. Our romances are not in this taste. We have, indeed, several which
+turn upon trick alone, as those of Boccaccio, _"Guzman d'Alfarache,"_
+"Gil Bias," etc.
+
+_On Job, the Arab._
+
+It is clear that the Arabs at least possessed noble and exalted ideas.
+Those who are most conversant with the oriental languages think that the
+Book of Job, which is of the highest antiquity, was composed by an Arab
+of Idumaea. The most clear and indubitable proof is that the Hebrew
+translator has left in his translation more than a hundred Arabic words,
+which, apparently, he did not understand.
+
+Job, the hero of the piece, could not be a Hebrew, for he says, in the
+forty-second chapter, that having been restored to his former
+circumstances, he divided his possessions equally among his sons and
+daughters, which is directly contrary to the Hebrew law.
+
+It is most likely that, if this book had been composed after the period
+at which we place Moses, the author--who speaks of so many things and is
+not sparing of examples--would have mentioned some one of the
+astonishing prodigies worked by Moses, which were, doubtless, known to
+all the nations of Asia.
+
+In the very first chapter Satan appears before God and asks permission
+to tempt Job. _Satan_ was unknown in the Pentateuch; it was a Chaldæan
+word; a fresh proof that the Arabian author was in the neighborhood of
+Chaldæa.
+
+It has been thought that he might be a Jew because the Hebrew
+translator has put Jehovah instead of El, or Bel, or Sadai. But what man
+of the least information does not know that the word Jehovah was common
+to the Phœnicians, the Syrians, the Egyptians, and every people of
+the neighboring countries?
+
+A yet stronger proof--one to which there is no reply--is the knowledge
+of astronomy which appears in the Book of Job. Mention is here made of
+the constellations which we call Arcturus, Orion, the Pleiades, and even
+of those of "the chambers of the south." Now, the Hebrews had no
+knowledge of the sphere; they had not even a term to express astronomy;
+but the Arabs, like the Chaldæans, have always been famed for their
+skill in this science.
+
+It does, then, seem to be thoroughly proved that the Book of Job cannot
+have been written by a Jew, and that it was anterior to all the Jewish
+books, Philo and Josephus were too prudent to count it among those of
+the Hebrew canon. It is incontestably an Arabian parable or allegory.
+
+This is not all. We derive from it some knowledge of the customs of the
+ancient world, and especially of Arabia. Here we read of trading with
+the Indies; a commerce which the Arabs have in all ages carried on, but
+which the Jews never even heard of.
+
+Here, too, we see that the art of writing was in great cultivation, and
+that they already made great books.
+
+It cannot be denied that the commentator Calmet, profound as he is,
+violates all the rules of logic in pretending that Job announces the
+immortality of the soul and the resurrection of the body, when he says:
+
+"For I know that my Redeemer liveth. And though after my skin--worms
+destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God. But ye should say,
+Why persecute we him?--seeing the root of the matter is found in me. Be
+ye afraid of the sword; for wrath bringeth the punishment of the sword,
+that ye may know there is a judgment."
+
+Can anything be understood by those words, other than his hope of being
+cured? The immortality of the soul, and the resurrection of the body at
+the last day, are truths so indubitably announced in the New Testament,
+and so clearly proved by the fathers and the councils, that there is no
+need to attribute the first knowledge of them to an Arab. These great
+mysteries are not explained in any passage of the Hebrew Pentateuch; how
+then can they be explained in a single verse of Job and that in so
+obscure a manner? Calmet has no better reason for seeing in the words of
+Job the immortality of the soul, and the general resurrection, than he
+would have for discovering a disgraceful disease in the malady with
+which he was afflicted. Neither physics nor logic take the part of this
+commentator.
+
+As for this allegorical Book of Job: it being manifestly Arabian, we are
+at liberty to say that it has neither justness, method, nor precision.
+Yet it is perhaps the most ancient book that has been written, and the
+most valuable monument that has been found on this side the Euphrates.
+
+
+
+
+ARARAT.
+
+
+This is a mountain of Armenia, on which the ark rested. The question has
+long been agitated, whether the deluge was universal--whether it
+inundated the whole earth without exception, or only the portion of the
+earth which was then known. Those who have thought that it extended only
+to the tribes then existing, have founded their opinion on the inutility
+of flooding unpeopled lands, which reason seems very plausible. As for
+us, we abide by the Scripture text, without pretending to explain it.
+But we shall take greater liberty with Berosus, an ancient Chaldæan
+writer, of whom there are fragments preserved by Abydenus, quoted by
+Eusebius, and repeated word for word by George Syncellus. From these
+fragments we find that the Orientals of the borders of the Euxine, in
+ancient times, made Armenia the abode of their gods. In this they were
+imitated by the Greeks, who placed their deities on Mount Olympus. Men
+have always confounded human with divine things. Princes built their
+citadels on mountains; therefore they were also made the dwelling place
+of the gods, and became sacred. The summit of Mount Ararat is concealed
+by mists; therefore the gods hid themselves in those mists, sometimes
+vouchsafing to appear to mortals in fine weather.
+
+A god of that country, believed to have been Saturn, appeared one day to
+Xixuter, tenth king of Chaldæa, according to the computation of
+Africanus, Abydenus, and Apollodorus, and said to him:
+
+"On the fifteenth day of the month Oesi, mankind shall be destroyed by a
+deluge. Shut up close all your writings in Sipara, the city of the sun,
+that the memory of things may not be lost. Build a vessel; enter it with
+your relatives and friends; take with you birds and beasts; stock it
+with provisions, and, when you are asked, 'Whither are you going in that
+vessel?' answer, 'To the gods, to beg their favor for mankind.'"
+
+Xixuter built his vessel, which was two stadii wide, and five long; that
+it, its width was two hundred and fifty geometrical paces, and its
+length six hundred and twenty-five. This ship, which was to go upon the
+Black Sea, was a slow sailer. The flood came. When it had ceased Xixuter
+let some of his birds fly out, but, finding nothing to eat, they
+returned to the vessel. A few days afterwards he again set some of his
+birds at liberty, and they returned with mud in their claws. At last
+they went and returned no more. Xixuter did likewise: he quitted his
+ship, which had perched upon a mountain of Armenia, and he was seen no
+more; the gods took him away.
+
+There is probably something historic in this fable. The Euxine
+overflowed its banks, and inundated some portions of territory, and the
+king of Chaldæa hastened to repair the damage. We have in Rabelais tales
+no less ridiculous, founded on some small portion of truth. The ancient
+historians are, for the most part, serious Rabelais.
+
+As for Mount Ararat, it has been asserted that it was one of the
+mountains of Phrygia, and that it was called by a name answering that of
+ark, because it was enclosed by three rivers.
+
+There are thirty opinions respecting this mountain. How shall we
+distinguish the true one? That which the monks now call Ararat, was,
+they say, one of the limits of the terrestrial paradise--a paradise of
+which we find but few traces. It is a collection of rocks and
+precipices, covered with eternal snows. Tournefort went thither by order
+of Louis XIV. to seek for plants. He says that the whole neighborhood is
+horrible, and the mountain itself still more so; that he found snow four
+feet thick, and quite crystallized, and that there are perpendicular
+precipices on every side.
+
+The Dutch traveller, John Struys, pretends that he went thither also. He
+tells us that he ascended to the very top, to cure a hermit afflicted
+with a rupture.
+
+"His hermitage," says he, "was so distant from the earth that we did not
+reach it until the close of the seventh day, though each day we went
+five leagues." If, in this journey, he was constantly ascending, this
+Mount Ararat must be thirty-five leagues high. In the time of the
+Giants' war, a few Ararats piled one upon another would have made the
+ascent to the moon quite easy. John Struys, moreover, assures us that
+the hermit whom he cured presented him with a cross made of the wood of
+Noah's ark. Tournefort had not this advantage.
+
+
+
+
+ARIANISM.
+
+
+The great theological disputes, for twelve hundred years, were all
+Greek. What would Homer, Sophocles, Demosthenes, Archimedes, have said,
+had they witnessed the subtle cavillings which have cost so much blood.
+
+Arius has, even at this day, the honor of being regarded as the inventor
+of his opinion, as Calvin is considered to have been the founder of
+Calvinism. The pride in being the head of a sect is the second of this
+world's vanities; for that of conquest is said to be the first. However,
+it is certain that neither Arius nor Calvin is entitled to the
+melancholy glory of invention. The quarrel about the Trinity existed
+long before Arius took part in it, in the disputatious town of
+Alexandria, where it had been beyond the power of Euclid to make men
+think calmly and justly. There never was a people more frivolous than
+the Alexandrians; in this respect they far exceeded even the Parisians.
+
+There must already have been warm disputes about the Trinity; since the
+patriarch, who composed the "Alexandrian Chronicle," preserved at
+Oxford, assures us that the party embraced by Arius was supported by two
+thousand priests.
+
+We will here, for the reader's convenience, give what is said of Arius
+in a small book which every one may not have at hand: Here is an
+incomprehensible question, which, for more than sixteen hundred years,
+has furnished exercise for curiosity, for sophistic subtlety, for
+animosity, for the spirit of cabal, for the fury of dominion, for the
+rage of persecution, for blind and sanguinary fanaticism, for barbarous
+credulity, and which has produced more horrors than the ambition of
+princes, which ambition has occasioned very many. Is Jesus the Word? If
+He be the Word, did He emanate from God in time or before time? If He
+emanated from God, is He coeternal and consubstantial with Him, or is He
+of a similar substance? Is He distinct from Him, or is He not? Is He
+made or begotten? Can He beget in his turn? Has He paternity? or
+productive virtue without paternity? Is the Holy Ghost made? or
+begotten? or produced? or proceeding from the Father? or proceeding from
+the Son? or proceeding from both? Can He beget? can He produce? is His
+hypostasis consubstantial with the hypostasis of the Father and the Son?
+and how is it that, having the same nature--the same essence as the
+Father and the Son, He cannot do the same things done by these persons
+who are Himself?
+
+These questions, so far above reason, certainly needed the decision of
+an infallible church. The Christians sophisticated, cavilled, hated, and
+excommunicated one another, for some of these dogmas inaccessible to
+human intellect, before the time of Arius and Athanasius. The Egyptian
+Greeks were remarkably clever; they would split a hair into four, but on
+this occasion they split it only into three. Alexandros, bishop of
+Alexandria, thought proper to preach that God, being necessarily
+individual--single--a monad in the strictest sense of the word, this
+monad is triune.
+
+The priest Arius, whom we call Arius, was quite scandalized by
+Alexandros's monad, and explained the thing in quite a different way. He
+cavilled in part like the priest Sabellius, who had cavilled like the
+Phrygian Praxeas, who was a great caviller. Alexandros quickly assembled
+a small council of those of his own opinion, and excommunicated his
+priest. Eusebius, bishop of Nicomedia, took the part of Arius. Thus the
+whole Church was in a flame.
+
+The Emperor Constantine was a villain; I confess it--a parricide, who
+had smothered his wife in a bath, cut his son's throat, assassinated his
+father-in-law, his brother-in-law, and his nephew; I cannot deny it--a
+man puffed up with pride and immersed in pleasure; granted--a detestable
+tyrant, like his children; _transeat_--but he was a man of sense. He
+would not have obtained the empire, and subdued all his rivals, had he
+not reasoned justly.
+
+When he saw the flames of civil war lighted among the scholastic brains,
+he sent the celebrated Bishop Osius with dissuasive letters to the two
+belligerent parties. "You are great fools," he expressly tells them in
+this letter, "to quarrel about things which you do not understand. It is
+unworthy the gravity of your ministry to make so much noise about so
+trifling a matter."
+
+By "so trifling a matter," Constantine meant not what regards the
+Divinity, but the incomprehensible manner in which they were striving to
+explain the nature of the Divinity. The Arabian patriarch, who wrote the
+history of the Church of Alexandria, makes Osius, on presenting the
+emperor's letter, speak in nearly the following words:
+
+"My brethren, Christianity is just beginning to enjoy the blessings of
+peace, and you would plunge it into eternal discord. The emperor has but
+too much reason to tell you that you quarrel about a very trifling
+matter. Certainly, had the object of the dispute been essential, Jesus
+Christ, whom we all acknowledge as our legislator, would have mentioned
+it. God would not have sent His Son on earth, to return without teaching
+us our catechism. Whatever He has not expressly told us is the work of
+men and error is their portion. Jesus has commanded you to love one
+another, and you begin by hating one another and stirring up discord in
+the empire. Pride alone has given birth to these disputes, and Jesus,
+your Master, has commanded you to be humble. Not one among you can know
+whether Jesus is made or begotten. And in what does His nature concern
+you, provided your own is to be just and reasonable? What has the vain
+science of words to do with the morality which should guide your
+actions? You cloud our doctrines with mysteries--you, who were designed
+to strengthen religion by your virtues. Would you leave the Christian
+religion a mass of sophistry? Did Christ come for this? Cease to
+dispute, humble yourselves, edify one another, clothe the naked, feed
+the hungry, and pacify the quarrels of families, instead of giving
+scandal to the whole empire by your dissensions."
+
+But Osius addressed an obstinate audience. The Council of Nice was
+assembled and the Roman Empire was torn by a spiritual civil war. This
+war brought on others and mutual persecution has continued from age to
+age, unto this day.
+
+The melancholy part of the affair was that as soon as the council was
+ended the persecution began; but Constantine, when he opened it, did not
+yet know how he should act, nor upon whom the persecution should fall.
+He was not a Christian, though he was at the head of the Christians.
+Baptism alone then constituted Christianity, and he had not been
+baptized; he had even rebuilt the Temple of Concord at Rome. It was,
+doubtless, perfectly indifferent to him whether Alexander of Alexandria,
+or Eusebius of Nicomedia, and the priest Arius, were right or wrong; it
+is quite evident, from the letter given above, that he had a profound
+contempt for the dispute.
+
+But there happened that which always happens and always will happen in
+every court. The enemies of those who were afterwards named Arians
+accused Eusebius of Nicomedia of having formerly taken part with
+Licinius against the emperor. "_I_ have proofs of it," said Constantine
+in his letter to the Church of Nicomedia, "from the priests and deacons
+in his train whom I have taken," etc.
+
+Thus, from the time of the first great council, intrigue, cabal, and
+persecution were established, together with the tenets of the Church,
+without the power to derogate from their sanctity. Constantine gave the
+chapels of those who did not believe in the consubstantiality to those
+who did believe in it; confiscated the property of the dissenters to his
+own profit, and used his despotic power to exile Arius and his
+partisans, who were not then the strongest. It has even been said that
+of his own private authority he condemned to death whosoever should not
+burn the writings of Arius; but this is not true. Constantine, prodigal
+as he was of human blood, did not carry his cruelty to so mad and absurd
+an excess as to order his executioners to assassinate the man who should
+keep an heretical book, while he suffered the heresiarch to live.
+
+At court everything soon changes. Several non-consubstantial bishops,
+with some of the eunuchs and the women, spoke in favor of Arius, and
+obtained the reversal of the _lettre de cachet_. The same thing has
+repeatedly happened in our modern courts on similar occasions.
+
+The celebrated Eusebius, bishop of Cæsarea, known by his writings, which
+evince no great discernment, strongly accused Eustatius, bishop of
+Antioch, of being a Sabellian; and Eustatius accused Eusebius of being
+an Arian. A council was assembled at Antioch; Eusebius gained his cause;
+Eustatius was displaced; and the See of Antioch was offered to Eusebius,
+who would not accept it; the two parties armed against each other, and
+this was the prelude to controversial warfare. Constantine, who had
+banished Arius for not believing in the consubstantial Son, now banished
+Eustatius for believing in Him; nor are such revolutions uncommon.
+
+St. Athanasius was then bishop of Alexandria. He would not admit Arius,
+whom the emperor had sent thither, into the town, saying that "Arius was
+excommunicated; that an excommunicated man ought no longer to have
+either home or country; that he could neither eat nor sleep anywhere;
+and that it was better to obey God than man." A new council was
+forthwith held at Tyre, and new _lettres de cachet_ were issued.
+Athanasius was removed by the Tyrian fathers and banished to Trèves.
+Thus Arius, and Athanasius, his greatest enemy, were condemned in turn
+by a man who was not yet a Christian:
+
+The two factions alike employed artifice, fraud, and calumny, according
+to the old and eternal usage. Constantine left them to dispute and
+cabal, for he had other occupations. It was at that time that this _good
+prince_ assassinated his son, his wife, and his nephew, the young
+Licinius, the hope of the empire, who was not yet twelve years old.
+
+Under Constantine, Arius' party was constantly victorious. The opposite
+party has unblushingly written that one day St. Macarius, one of the
+most ardent followers of Athanasius, knowing that Arius was on the way
+to the cathedral of Constantinople, followed by several of his brethren,
+prayed so ardently to God to confound this heresiarch that God could not
+resist the prayer; and immediately all Arius' bowels passed through his
+fundament--which is impossible. But at length Arius died.
+
+Constantine followed him a year afterwards, and it is said he died of
+leprosy. Julian, in his "Cæsars," says that baptism, which this emperor
+received a few hours before his death, cured no one of this distemper.
+
+As his children reigned after him the flattery of the Roman people, who
+had long been slaves, was carried to such an excess that those of the
+old religion made him a god, and those of the new made him a saint. His
+feast was long kept, together with that of his mother.
+
+After his death, the troubles caused by the single word "consubstantial"
+agitated the empire with renewed violence. Constantius, son and
+successor to Constantine, imitated all his father's cruelties, and,
+like him, held councils--which councils anathematized one another.
+Athanasius went over all Europe and Asia to support his party, but the
+Eusebians overwhelmed him. Banishment, imprisonment, tumult, murder, and
+assassination signalized the close of the reign of Constantius. Julian,
+the Church's mortal enemy, did his utmost to restore peace to the
+Church, but was unsuccessful. Jovian, and after him Valentinian, gave
+entire liberty of conscience, but the two parties accepted it only as
+the liberty to exercise their hatred and their fury.
+
+Theodosius declared for the Council of Nice, but the Empress Justina,
+who reigned in Italy, Illyria, and Africa, as guardian of the young
+Valentinian, proscribed the great Council of Nice; and soon after the
+Goths, Vandals, and Burgundians, who spread themselves over so many
+provinces, finding Arianism established in them, embraced it in order to
+govern the conquered nations by the religion of those nations.
+
+But the Nicæan faith having been received by the Gauls, their conqueror,
+Clovis, followed that communion for the very same reason that the other
+barbarians had professed the faith of Arius.
+
+In Italy, the great Theodoric kept peace between the two parties, and at
+last the Nicæan formula prevailed in the east and in the west. Arianism
+reappeared about the middle of the sixteenth century, favored by the
+religious disputes which then divided Europe; and it reappeared, armed
+with new strength and a still greater incredulity. Forty gentlemen of
+Vicenza formed an academy, in which such tenets only were established as
+appeared necessary to make men Christians. Jesus was acknowledged as the
+Word, as Saviour, and as Judge; but His divinity, His consubstantiality,
+and even the Trinity, were denied.
+
+Of these dogmatizers, the principal were Lælius Socinus, Ochin, Pazuta,
+and Gentilis, who were joined by Servetus. The unfortunate dispute of
+the latter with Calvin is well known; they carried on for some time an
+interchange of abuse by letter. Servetus was so imprudent as to pass
+through Geneva, on his way to Germany. Calvin was cowardly enough to
+have him arrested, and barbarous enough to have him condemned to be
+roasted by a slow fire--the same punishment which Calvin himself had
+narrowly escaped in France. Nearly all the theologians of that time were
+by turns persecuting and persecuted, executioners and victims.
+
+The same Calvin solicited the death of Gentilis at Geneva. He found five
+advocates to subscribe that Gentilis deserved to perish in the flames.
+Such horrors were worthy of that abominable age. Gentilis was put in
+prison, and was on the point of being burned like Servetus, but he was
+better advised than the Spaniard; he retracted, bestowed the most
+ridiculous praises on Calvin, and was saved. But he had afterwards the
+ill fortune, through not having made terms with a bailiff of the canton
+of Berne, to be arrested as an Arian. There were witnesses who deposed
+that he had said that the words _trinity, essence, hypostasis_ were not
+to be found in the Scriptures, and on this deposition the judges, who
+were as ignorant of the meaning of _hypostasis_ as himself, condemned
+him, without at all arguing the question, to lose his head.
+
+Faustus Socinus, nephew to Lælius Socinus, and his companions were more
+fortunate in Germany. They penetrated into Silesia and Poland, founded
+churches there, wrote, preached, and were successful, but at length,
+their religion being divested of almost every mystery, and a
+philosophical and peaceful, rather than a militant sect, they were
+abandoned; and the Jesuits, who had more influence, persecuted and
+dispersed them.
+
+The remains of this sect in Poland, Germany, and Holland keep quiet and
+concealed; but in England the sect has reappeared with greater strength
+and éclat. The great Newton and Locke embraced it. Samuel Clarke, the
+celebrated rector of St. James, and author of an excellent book on the
+existence of God, openly declared himself an Arian, and his disciples
+are very numerous. He would never attend his parish church on the day
+when the Athanasian Creed was recited. In the course of this work will
+be seen the subtleties which all these obstinate persons, who were not
+so much Christians as philosophers, opposed to the purity of the
+Catholic faith.
+
+Although among the theologians of London there was a large flock of
+Arians, the public mind there has been more occupied by the great
+mathematical truths discovered by Newton, and the metaphysical wisdom of
+Locke. Disputes on consubstantiality appear very dull to philosophers.
+The same thing happened to Newton in England as to Corneille in France,
+whose _"Pertharite,"_ "_Théodore,_" and _"Recueil de Vers"_ were
+forgotten, while _"Cinna"_ was alone thought of. Newton was looked upon
+as God's interpreter, in the calculation of fluxions, the laws of
+gravitation, and the nature of light. On his death, his pall was borne
+by the peers and the chancellor of the realm, and his remains were laid
+near the tombs of the kings--than whom he is more revered. Servetus, who
+is said to have discovered the circulation of the blood, was roasted by
+a slow fire, in a little town of the Allobroges, ruled by a theologian
+of Picardy.
+
+
+
+
+ARISTEAS.
+
+
+Shall men forever be deceived in the most indifferent as well as the
+most serious things? A pretended Aristeas would make us believe that he
+had the Old Testament translated into Greek for the use of Ptolemy
+Philadelphus--just as the Duke de Montausier had commentaries written on
+the best Latin authors for the dauphin, who made no use of them.
+
+According to this Aristeas, Ptolemy, burning with desire to be
+acquainted with the Jewish books, and to know those laws which the
+meanest Jew in Alexandria could have translated for fifty crowns,
+determined to send a solemn embassy to the high-priest of the Jews of
+Jerusalem; to deliver a hundred and twenty thousand Jewish slaves, whom
+his father, Ptolemy Soter, had made prisoners in Judæa, and in order to
+assist them in performing the journey agreeably, to give them about
+forty crowns each of our money--amounting in the whole to fourteen
+millions four hundred thousand of our livres, or about five hundred and
+seventy-six thousand pounds.
+
+Ptolemy did not content himself with this unheard-of liberality. He sent
+to the temple a large table of massive gold, enriched all over with
+precious stones, and had engraved upon it a chart of the Meander, a
+river of Phrygia, the course of which river was marked with rubies and
+emeralds. It is obvious how charming such a chart of the Meander must
+have been to the Jews. This table was loaded with two immense golden
+vases, still more richly worked. He also gave thirty other golden and an
+infinite number of silver vases. Never was a book so dearly paid for;
+the whole Vatican library might be had for a less amount.
+
+Eleazar, the pretended high-priest of Jerusalem, sent ambassadors in his
+turn, who presented only a letter written upon fine vellum in characters
+of gold. It was an act worthy of the Jews, to give a bit of parchment
+for about thirty millions of livres. Ptolemy was so much delighted with
+Eleazar's style that he shed tears of joy.
+
+The ambassador dined with the king and the chief priests of Egypt. When
+grace was to be said, the Egyptians yielded the honor to the Jews. With
+these ambassadors came seventy-two interpreters, six from each of the
+twelve tribes, who had all learned Greek perfectly at Jerusalem. It is
+really a pity that of these twelve tribes ten were entirely lost, and
+had disappeared from the face of the earth so many ages before; but
+Eleazar, the high-priest, found them again, on purpose to send
+translators to Ptolemy.
+
+The seventy-two interpreters were shut up in the island of Pharos. Each
+of them completed his translation in seventy-two days, and all the
+translations were found to be word for word alike. This is called the
+Septuagint or translation of the seventy, though it should have been
+called the translation of the seventy-two.
+
+As soon as the king had received these books he worshipped them--he was
+so good a Jew. Each interpreter received three talents of gold, and
+there were sent to the high-sacrificer--in return for his parchment--ten
+couches of silver, a crown of gold, censers and cups of gold, a vase of
+thirty talents of silver--that is, of the weight of about sixty thousand
+crowns--with ten purple robes, and a hundred pieces of the finest linen.
+
+Nearly all this fine story is faithfully repeated by the historian
+Josephus, who never exaggerates anything. St. Justin improves upon
+Josephus. He says that Ptolemy applied to King Herod, and not to the
+high-priest Eleazar. He makes Ptolemy send two ambassadors to
+Herod--which adds much to the marvellousness of the tale, for we know
+that Herod was not born until long after the reign of Ptolemy
+Philadelphus.
+
+It is needless to point out the profusion of anachronisms in these and
+all such romances, or the swarm of contradictions and enormous blunders
+into which the Jewish author falls in every sentence; yet this fable was
+regarded for ages as an incontestable truth; and, the better to exercise
+the credulity of the human mind, every writer who repeated it added or
+retrenched in his own way, so that, to believe it all, it was necessary
+to believe it in a hundred different ways. Some smile at these
+absurdities which whole nations have swallowed, while others sigh over
+the imposture. The infinite diversity of these falsehoods multiplies the
+followers of Democritus and Heraclitus.
+
+
+
+
+ARISTOTLE.
+
+
+It is not to be believed that Alexander's preceptor, chosen by Philip,
+was wrong-headed and pedantic. Philip was assuredly a judge, being
+himself well informed, and the rival of Demosthenes in eloquence.
+
+_Aristotle's Logic._
+
+Aristotle's logic--his art of reasoning--is so much the more to be
+esteemed as he had to deal with the Greeks, who were continually holding
+captious arguments, from which fault his master Plato was even less
+exempt than others.
+
+Take, for example, the article by which, in the _"Phædon"_ Plato proves
+the immortality of the soul:
+
+"Do you not say that death is the opposite of life? Yes. And that they
+spring from each other? Yes. What, then, is it that springs from the
+living? The dead. And what from the dead? The living. It is, then, from
+the dead that all living creatures arise. Consequently, souls exist
+after death in the infernal regions."
+
+Sure and unerring rules were wanted to unravel this extraordinary
+nonsense, which, through Plato's reputation, fascinated the minds of
+men. It was necessary to show that Plato gave a loose meaning to all his
+words.
+
+Death does not spring from life, but the living man ceases to live. The
+living springs not from the dead, but from a living man who subsequently
+dies. Consequently, the conclusion that all living things spring from
+dead ones is ridiculous.
+
+From this conclusion you draw another, which is no way included in the
+premises, that souls are in the infernal regions after death. It should
+first have been proved that dead bodies are in the infernal regions, and
+that the souls accompany them.
+
+There is not a correct word in your argument. You should have said--That
+which thinks has no parts; that which has no parts is indestructible:
+therefore, the thinking faculty in us, having no parts, is
+indestructible. Or--the body dies because it is divisible; the soul is
+indivisible; therefore it does not die. Then you would at least have
+been understood.
+
+It is the same with all the captious reasonings of the Greeks. A master
+taught rhetoric to his disciple on condition that he should pay him
+after the first cause that he gained. The disciple intended never to pay
+him. He commenced an action against his master, saying: "I will never
+pay you anything, for, if I lose my cause I was not to pay you until I
+had gained it, and if I gain it my demand is that I may not pay you."
+
+The master retorted, saying: "If you lose you must pay; if you gain you
+must also pay; for our bargain is that you shall pay me after the first
+cause that you have gained."
+
+It is evident that all this turns on an ambiguity. Aristotle teaches how
+to remove it, by putting the necessary terms in the argument:
+
+A sum is not due until the day appointed for its payment. The day
+appointed is that when a cause shall have been gained. No cause has yet
+been gained. Therefore the day appointed has not yet arrived. Therefore
+the disciple does not yet owe anything.
+
+But _not yet_ does not mean _never_. So that the disciple instituted a
+ridiculous action. The master, too, had no right to demand anything,
+since the day appointed had not arrived. He must wait until the disciple
+had pleaded some other cause.
+
+Suppose a conquering people were to stipulate that they would restore to
+the conquered only one-half of their ships; then, having sawed them in
+two, and having thus given back the exact half, were to pretend that
+they had fulfilled the treaty. It is evident that this would be a very
+criminal equivocation.
+
+Aristotle did, then, render a great service to mankind by preventing all
+ambiguity; for this it is which causes all misunderstandings in
+philosophy, in theology, and in public affairs. The pretext for the
+unfortunate war of 1756 was an equivocation respecting Acadia.
+
+It is true that natural good sense, combined with the habit of
+reasoning, may dispense with Aristotle's rules. A man who has a good ear
+and voice may sing well without musical rules, but it is better to know
+them.
+
+_His Physics._
+
+They are but little understood, but it is more than probable that
+Aristotle understood himself, and was understood in his own time. We are
+strangers to the language of the Greeks; we do not attach to the same
+words the same ideas.
+
+For instance, when he says, in his seventh chapter, that the principles
+of bodies are matter, privation, and form, he seems to talk egregious
+nonsense; but such is not the case. Matter, with him, is the first
+principle of everything--the subject of everything--indifferent to
+everything. Form is essential to its becoming any certain thing.
+Privation is that which distinguishes any being from all those things
+which are not in it. Matter may, indifferently, become a rose or an
+apple; but, when it is an apple or a rose it is deprived of all that
+would make it silver or lead. Perhaps this truth was not worth the
+trouble of repeating; but we have nothing here but what is quite
+intelligible, and nothing at all impertinent.
+
+The "act of that which is in power" also seems a ridiculous phrase,
+though it is no more so than the one just noticed. Matter may become
+whatever you will--fire, earth, water, vapor, metal, mineral, animal,
+tree, flower. This is all that is meant by the expression, _act in
+power_. So that there was nothing ridiculous to the Greeks in saying
+that motion was an act of power, since matter may be moved; and it is
+very likely that Aristotle understood thereby that motion was not
+essential to matter.
+
+Aristotle's physics must necessarily have been very bad in detail. This
+was common to all philosophers until the time when the Galileos, the
+Torricellis, the Guerickes, the Drebels, and the Academy del Cimento
+began to make experiments. Natural philosophy is a mine which cannot be
+explored without instruments that were unknown to the ancients. They
+remained on the brink of the abyss, and reasoned upon without seeing its
+contents.
+
+_Aristotle's Treatise on Animals._
+
+His researches relative to animals formed, on the contrary, the best
+book of antiquity, because here Aristotle made use of his eyes.
+Alexander furnished him with all the rare animals of Europe, Asia, and
+Africa. This was one fruit of his conquests. In this way that hero spent
+immense sums, which at this day would terrify all the guardians of the
+royal treasury, and which should immortalize Alexander's glory, of which
+we have already spoken.
+
+At the present day a hero, when he has the misfortune to make war, can
+scarcely give any encouragement to the sciences; he must borrow money of
+a Jew, and consult other Jews in order to make the substance of his
+subjects flow into his coffer of the Danaides, whence it escapes through
+a thousand openings. Alexander sent to Aristotle elephants,
+rhinoceroses, tigers, lions, crocodiles, gazelles, eagles, ostriches,
+etc.; and we, when by chance a rare animal is brought to our fairs, go
+and admire it for sixpence, and it dies before we know anything about
+it.
+
+_Of the Eternal World._
+
+Aristotle expressly maintains, in his book on heaven, chap, xi., that
+the world is eternal. This was the opinion of all antiquity, excepting
+the Epicureans. He admitted a God--a first mover--and defined Him to be
+"one, eternal, immovable, indivisible, without qualities."
+
+He must, therefore, have regarded the world as emanating from God, as
+the light emanates from the sun, and is co-existent with it. About the
+celestial spheres he was as ignorant as all the rest of the
+philosophers. Copernicus was not yet come.
+
+_His Metaphysics._
+
+God being the first mover, He gives motion to the soul. But what is God,
+and what is the soul, according to him? The soul is an _entelechia_. "It
+is," says he, "a principle and an act--a nourishing, feeling, and
+reasoning power." This can only mean that we have the faculties of
+nourishing ourselves, of feeling, and of reasoning. The Greeks no more
+knew what an _entelechia_ was than do the South Sea islanders; nor have
+our doctors any more knowledge of what a soul is.
+
+_His Morals._
+
+Aristotle's morals, like all others, are good, for there are not two
+systems of morality. Those of Confucius, of Zoroaster, of Pythagoras, of
+Aristotle, of Epictetus, of Antoninus, are absolutely the same. God has
+placed in every breast the knowledge of good, with some inclination for
+evil.
+
+Aristotle says that to be virtuous three things are necessary--nature,
+reason, and habit; and nothing is more true. Without a good disposition,
+virtue is too difficult; reason strengthens it; and habit renders good
+actions as familiar as a daily exercise to which one is accustomed.
+
+He enumerates all the virtues, and does not fail to place friendship
+among them. He distinguishes friendship between equals, between
+relatives, between guests, and between lovers. Friendship springing from
+the rights of hospitality is no longer known among us. That which, among
+the ancients, was the sacred bond of society is, with us, nothing but an
+innkeeper's reckoning; and as for lovers, it is very rarely nowadays
+that virtue has anything to do with love. We think we owe nothing to a
+woman to whom we have a thousand times promised everything.
+
+It is a melancholy reflection that our first thinkers have never ranked
+friendship among the virtues--have rarely recommended friendship; but,
+on the contrary, have often seemed to breathe enmity, like tyrants, who
+dread all associations.
+
+It is, moreover, with very good reason that Aristotle places all the
+virtues between the two extremes. He was, perhaps, the first who
+assigned them this place. He expressly says that piety is the medium
+between atheism and superstition.
+
+_His Rhetoric._
+
+It was probably his rules for rhetoric and poetry that Cicero and
+Quintilian had in view. Cicero, in his "Orator" says that "no one had
+more science, sagacity, invention, or judgment." Quintilian goes so far
+as to praise, not only the extent of his knowledge, but also the suavity
+of his elocution--_suavitatem eloquendi._
+
+Aristotle would have an orator well informed respecting laws, finances,
+treaties, fortresses, garrisons, provisions, and merchandise. The
+orators in the parliaments of England, the diets of Poland, the states
+of Sweden, the _pregadi_ of Venice, etc., would not find these lessons
+of Aristotle unprofitable; to other nations, perhaps, they would be so.
+He would have his orator know the passions and manners of men, and the
+humors of every condition.
+
+I think there is not a single nicety of the art which has escaped him.
+He particularly commends the citing of instances where public affairs
+are spoken of; nothing has so great an effect on the minds of men.
+
+What he says on this subject proves that he wrote his "Rhetoric" long
+before Alexander was appointed captain-general of the Greeks against the
+great king.
+
+"If," says he, "any one had to prove to the Greeks that it is to their
+interest to oppose the enterprises of the king of Persia, and to prevent
+him from making himself master of Egypt, he should first remind them
+that Darius Ochus would not attack Greece until Egypt was in his power;
+he should remark that Xerxes had pursued the same course; he should add
+that it was not to be doubted that Darius Codomannus would do the same;
+and that, therefore, they must not suffer him to take possession of
+Egypt."
+
+He even permits, in speeches delivered to great assemblies, the
+introduction of parables and fables; they always strike the multitude.
+He relates some ingenious ones, which are of the highest antiquity, as
+the horse that implored the assistance of man to avenge himself on the
+stag, and became a slave through having sought a protector.
+
+It may be remarked that, in the second book, where he treats of arguing
+from the greater to the less, he gives an example which plainly shows
+what was the opinion of Greece, and probably of Asia, respecting the
+extent of the power of the gods.
+
+"If," says he, "it be true that the gods themselves, enlightened as they
+are, cannot know everything, much less can men." This passage clearly
+proves that omniscience was not then attributed to the Divinity. It was
+conceived that the gods could not know what was not; the future was not,
+therefore it seemed impossible that they should know it. This is the
+opinion of the Socinians at the present day.
+
+But to return to Aristotle's "Rhetoric." What I shall chiefly remark on
+in his book on elocution and diction is the good sense with which he
+condemns those who would be poets in prose. He would have pathos, but he
+banishes bombast, and proscribes useless epithets. Indeed, Demosthenes
+and Cicero, who followed his precepts, never affected the poetic style
+in their speeches. "The style," says Aristotle, "must always be
+conformable to the subject."
+
+Nothing can be more misplaced than to speak of physics poetically, and
+lavish figure and ornament where there should be only method, clearness,
+and truth. It is the quackery of a man who would pass off false systems
+under cover of an empty noise of words. Weak minds are caught by the
+bait, and strong minds disdain it.
+
+Among us the funeral oration has taken possession of the poetic style in
+prose; but this branch of oratory, consisting almost entirely of
+exaggeration, seems privileged to borrow the ornaments of poetry.
+
+The writers of romances have sometimes taken this licence. La Calprenède
+was, I think, the first who thus transposed the limits of the arts, and
+abused this facility. The author of "Telemachus" was pardoned through
+consideration for Homer, whom he imitated, though he could not make
+verses, and still more in consideration of his morality, in which he
+infinitely surpasses Homer, who has none at all. But he owed his
+popularity chiefly to the criticism on the pride of Louis XIV. and the
+harshness of Louvois, which, it was thought, were discoverable in
+"Telemachus."
+
+Be this as it may, nothing can be a better proof of Aristotle's good
+sense and good taste than his having assigned to everything its proper
+place.
+
+_Aristotle on Poetry._
+
+Where, in our modern nations, shall we find a natural philosopher, a
+geometrician, a metaphysician, or even a moralist who has spoken well on
+the subject of poetry? They teem with the names of Homer, Virgil,
+Sophocles, Ariosto, Tasso, and so many others who have charmed the world
+by the harmonious productions of their genius, but they feel not their
+beauties; or if they feel them they would annihilate them.
+
+How ridiculous is it in Pascal to say: "As we say poetical beauty, we
+should likewise say geometrical beauty, and medicinal beauty. Yet we do
+not say so, and the reason is that we well know what is the object of
+geometry, and what is the object of medicine, but we do not know in what
+the peculiar charm--which is the object of poetry--consists. We know not
+what that natural model is which must be imitated; and for want of this
+knowledge we have invented certain fantastic terms, as age of gold,
+wonder of the age, fatal wreath, fair star, etc. And this jargon we call
+poetic beauty."
+
+The pitifulness of this passage is sufficiently obvious. We know that
+there is nothing beautiful in a medicine, nor in the properties of a
+triangle; and that we apply the term "beautiful" only to that which
+raises admiration in our minds and gives pleasure to our senses. Thus
+reasons Aristotle; and Pascal here reasons very ill. Fatal wreath, fair
+star, have never been poetic beauties. If he wished to know what is
+poetic beauty, he had only to read.
+
+Nicole wrote against the stage, about which he had not a single idea;
+and was seconded by one Dubois, who was as ignorant of the _belles
+lettres_ as himself.
+
+Even Montesquieu, in his amusing "Persian Letters," has the petty vanity
+to think that Homer and Virgil are nothing in comparison with one who
+imitates with spirit and success Dufrénoy's _"Siamois,"_ and fills his
+book with bold assertions, without which it would not have been read.
+"What," says he, "are epic poems? I know them not. I despise the lyric
+as much as I esteem the tragic poets." He should not, however, have
+despised Pindar and Horace quite so much. Aristotle did not despise
+Pindar.
+
+Descartes did, it is true, write for Queen Christina a little
+_divertissement_ in verse, which was quite worthy of his _matière
+cannelée_.
+
+Malebranche could not distinguish Corneille's _"Qu'il mourût"_ from a
+line of Jodèle's or Garnier's.
+
+What a man, then, was Aristotle, who traced the rules of tragedy with
+the same hand with which he had laid down those of dialectics, of
+morals, of politics, and lifted, as far as he found it possible, the
+great veil of nature!
+
+To his fourth chapter on poetry Boileau is indebted for these fine
+lines:
+
+ _Il n'est point de serpent, ni de monstre odieux_
+ _Qui, par l'art imité, ne puisse plaire aux yeux._
+ _D'un pinceau délicat l'artifice agréable_
+ _Du plus affreux object fait un objet aimable;_
+ _Ainsi, pour nous charmer, la tragédie eut pleurs_
+ _D'Å’dipe tout-sanglant fit parler les douleurs._
+
+ Each horrid shape, each object of affright,
+ Nice imitation teaches to delight;
+ So does the skilful painter's pleasing art
+ Attractions to the darkest form impart;
+ So does the tragic Muse, dissolved in tears.
+ With tales of woe and sorrow charm our ears.
+
+Aristotle says: "Imitation and harmony have produced poetry. We see
+terrible animals, dead or dying men, in a picture, with
+pleasure--objects which in nature would inspire us only with fear and
+sorrow. The better they are imitated the more complete is our
+satisfaction."
+
+This fourth chapter of Aristotle's reappears almost entire in Horace and
+Boileau. The laws which he gives in the following chapters are at this
+day those of our good writers, excepting only what relates to the
+choruses and music. His idea that tragedy was instituted to purify the
+passions has been warmly combated; but if he meant, as I believe he did,
+that an incestuous love might be subdued by witnessing the misfortune of
+Phædra, or anger be repressed by beholding the melancholy example of
+Ajax, there is no longer any difficulty.
+
+This philosopher expressly commands that there be always the heroic in
+tragedy and the ridiculous in comedy. This is a rule from which it is,
+perhaps, now becoming too customary to depart.
+
+
+
+
+ARMS--ARMIES.
+
+
+It is worthy of consideration that there have been and still are, upon
+the earth societies without armies. The Brahmins, who long governed
+nearly all the great Indian Chersonesus; the primitives, called Quakers,
+who governed Pennsylvania; some American tribes, some in the centre of
+Africa, the Samoyedes, the Laplanders, the Kamchadales, have never
+marched with colors flying to destroy their neighbors.
+
+The Brahmins were the most considerable of all these pacific nations;
+their caste, which is so ancient, which is still existing, and compared
+with which all other institutions are quite recent, is a prodigy which
+cannot be sufficiently admired. Their religion and their policy always
+concurred in abstaining from the shedding of blood, even of that of the
+meanest animal. Where such is the regime, subjugation is easy; they have
+been subjugated, but have not changed.
+
+The Pennsylvanians never had an army; they always held war in
+abhorrence.
+
+Several of the American tribes did not know what an army was until the
+Spaniards came to exterminate them all. The people on the borders of the
+Icy Sea are ignorant alike of armies, of the god of armies, of
+battalions, and of squadrons.
+
+Besides these populations, the priests and monks do not bear arms in
+any country--at least when they observe the laws of their institution.
+
+It is only among Christians that there have been religious societies
+established for the purpose of fighting--as the Knights Templars, the
+Knights of St. John, the Knights of the Teutonic Order, the Knights
+Swordbearers. These religious orders were instituted in imitation of the
+Levites, who fought like the rest of the Jewish tribes.
+
+Neither armies nor arms were the same in antiquity as at present. The
+Egyptians hardly ever had cavalry. It would have been of little use in a
+country intersected by canals, inundated during five months of the year,
+and miry during five more. The inhabitants of a great part of Asia used
+chariots of war.
+
+They are mentioned in the annals of China. Confucius says that in his
+time each governor of a province furnished to the emperor a thousand war
+chariots, each drawn by four horses. The Greeks and Trojans fought in
+chariots drawn by two horses.
+
+Cavalry and chariots were unknown to the Jews in a mountainous tract,
+where their first king, when he was elected, had nothing but she-asses.
+Thirty sons of Jair, princes of thirty cities, according to the text
+(Judges, x, 4), rode each upon an ass. Saul, afterwards king of Judah,
+had only she-asses; and the sons of David all fled upon mules when
+Absalom had slain his brother Amnon. Absalom was mounted on a mule in
+the battle which he fought against his father's troops; which proves,
+according to the Jewish historians, either that mares were beginning to
+be used in Palestine, or that they were already rich enough there to buy
+mules from the neighboring country.
+
+The Greeks made but little use of cavalry. It was chiefly with the
+Macedonian phalanx that Alexander gained the battles which laid Persia
+at his feet. It was the Roman infantry that subjugated the greater part
+of the world. At the battle of Pharsalia, Cæsar had but one thousand
+horsemen.
+
+It is not known at what time the Indians and the Africans first began to
+march elephants at the head of their armies. We cannot read without
+surprise of Hannibal's elephants crossing the Alps, which were much
+harder to pass then than they are now.
+
+There have long been disputes about the disposition of the Greek and
+Roman armies, their arms, and their evolutions. Each one has given his
+plan of the battles of Zama and Pharsalia.
+
+The commentator Calmet, a Benedictine, has printed three great volumes
+of his "Dictionary of the Bible," in which, the better to explain God's
+commandments, are inserted a hundred engravings, where you see plans of
+battles and sieges in copper-plate. The God of the Jews was the God of
+armies, but Calmet was not His secretary; he cannot have known, but by
+revelation, how the armies of the Amalekites, the Moabites, the Syrians,
+and the Philistines were arranged on the days of general murder. These
+plates of carnage, designed at a venture, made his hook five or six
+louis dearer, but made it no better.
+
+It is a great question whether the Franks, whom the Jesuit Daniel calls
+French by anticipation, used bows and arrows in their armies, and
+whether they had helmets and cuirasses.
+
+Supposing that they went to combat almost naked, and armed, as they are
+said to have been, with only a small carpenter's ax, a sword, and a
+knife, we must infer that the Romans, masters of Gaul, so easily
+conquered by Clovis, had lost all their ancient valor, and that the
+Gauls were as willing to be subject to a small number of Franks as to a
+small number of Romans. Warlike accoutrements have since changed, as
+everything else changes.
+
+In the days of knights, squires, and varlets, the armed forces of
+Germany, France, Italy, England, and Spain consisted almost entirely of
+horsemen, who, as well as their horses, were covered with steel. The
+infantry performed the functions rather of pioneers than of soldiers.
+But the English always had good archers among their foot, which
+contributed, in a great measure, to their gaining almost every battle.
+
+Who would believe that armies nowadays do but make experiments in
+natural philosophy? A soldier would be much astonished if some learned
+man were to say to him:
+
+"My friend, you are a better machinist than Archimedes. Five parts of
+saltpetre, one of sulphur, and one of _carbo ligneus_ have been
+separately prepared. Your saltpetre dissolved, well filtered, well
+evaporated, well crystallized, well turned, well dried, has been
+incorporated with the yellow purified sulphur. These two ingredients,
+mixed with powdered charcoal, have, by means of a little vinegar, or
+solution of sal-ammoniac, or urine, formed large balls, which balls have
+been reduced _in pulverem pyrium_ by a mill. The effect of this mixture
+is a dilatation, which is nearly as four thousand to unity; and the lead
+in your barrel exhibits another effect, which is the product of its bulk
+multiplied by its velocity.
+
+"The first who discovered a part of this mathematical secret was a
+Benedictine named Roger Bacon. The invention was perfected, in Germany,
+in the fourteenth century, by another Benedictine named Schwartz. So
+that you owe to two monks the art of being an excellent murderer, when
+you aim well, and your powder is good.
+
+"Du Cange has in vain pretended that, in 1338, the registers of the
+_Chambre des Comptes_, at Paris, mention a bill paid for gunpowder. Do
+not believe it. It was artillery which is there spoken of--a name
+attached to ancient as well as to modern warlike machines.
+
+"Gunpowder entirely superseded the Greek fire, of which the Moors still
+made use. In fine, you are the depositary of an art, which not only
+imitates the thunder, but is also much more terrible."
+
+There is, however, nothing but truth in this speech. Two monks have, in
+reality, changed the face of the earth.
+
+Before cannon were known, the northern nations had subjugated nearly the
+whole hemisphere, and could come again, like famishing wolves, to seize
+upon the lands as their ancestors had done.
+
+In all armies, the victory, and consequently the fate of kingdoms, was
+decided by bodily strength and agility--a sort of sanguinary fury--a
+desperate struggle, man to man. Intrepid men took towns by scaling their
+walls. During the decline of the Roman Empire there was hardly more
+discipline in the armies of the North than among carnivorous beasts
+rushing on their prey.
+
+Now a single frontier fortress would suffice to stop the armies of
+Genghis or Attila. It is not long since a victorious army of Russians
+were unavailably consumed before Custrin, which is nothing more than a
+little fortress in a marsh.
+
+In battle, the weakest in body may, with well-directed artillery,
+prevail against the stoutest. At the battle of Fontenoy a few cannon
+were sufficient to compel the retreat of the whole English column,
+though it had been master of the field.
+
+The combatants no longer close. The soldier has no longer that ardor,
+that impetuosity, which is redoubled in the heat of action, when the
+fight is hand to hand. Strength, skill, and even the temper of the
+weapons, are useless. Rarely is a charge with the bayonet made in the
+course of a war, though the bayonet is the most terrible of weapons.
+
+In a plain, frequently surrounded by redoubts furnished with heavy
+artillery, two armies advance in silence, each division taking with it
+flying artillery. The first lines lire at one another and after one
+another: they are victims presented in turn to the bullets. Squadrons at
+the wings are often exposed to a cannonading while waiting for the
+general's orders. They who first tire of this manœuvre, which gives
+no scope for the display of impetuous bravery, disperse and quit the
+field; and are rallied, if possible, a few miles off. The victorious
+enemies besiege a town, which sometimes costs them more men, money, and
+time than they would have lost by several battles. The progress made is
+rarely rapid; and at the end of five or six years, both sides, being
+equally exhausted, are compelled to make peace.
+
+Thus, at all events, the invention of artillery and the new mode of
+warfare have established among the respective powers an equality which
+secures mankind from devastations like those of former times, and
+thereby renders war less fatal in its consequences, though it is still
+prodigiously so.
+
+The Greeks in all ages, the Romans in the time of Sulla, and the other
+nations of the west and south, had no standing army; every citizen was a
+soldier, and enrolled himself in time of war. It is, at this day,
+precisely the same in Switzerland. Go through the whole country, and
+you will not find a battalion, except at the time of the reviews. If it
+goes to war, you all at once see eighty thousand men in arms.
+
+Those who usurped the supreme power after Sulla always had a permanent
+force, paid with the money of the citizens, to keep the citizens in
+subjection, much more than to subjugate other nations. The bishop of
+Rome himself keeps a small army in his pay. Who, in the time of the
+apostles, would have said that the servant of the servants of God should
+have regiments, and have them in Rome?
+
+Nothing is so much feared in England as a great standing army. The
+janissaries have raised the sultans to greatness, but they have also
+strangled them. The sultans would have avoided the rope, if instead of
+these large bodies of troops, they had established small ones.
+
+
+
+
+AROT AND MAROT.
+
+WITH A SHORT REVIEW OF THE KORAN.
+
+
+This article may serve to show how much the most learned men may be
+deceived, and to develop some useful truths. In the _"Dictionnaire
+Encyclopédique"_ there is the following passage concerning Arot and
+Marot:
+
+"These are the names of two angels, who, the impostor Mahomet said, had
+been sent from God to teach man, and to order him to abstain from
+murder, false judgments, and excesses of every kind. This false prophet
+adds that a very beautiful woman, having invited these two angels to her
+table, made them drink wine, with which being heated, they solicited her
+as lovers; that she feigned to yield to their passion, provided they
+would first teach her the words by pronouncing which they said it was
+easy to ascend to heaven; that having obtained from them what she asked,
+she would not keep her promise; and that she was then taken up into
+heaven, where, having related to God what had passed, she was changed
+into the morning star called Lucifer or Aurora, and the angels were
+severely punished. Hence it was, according to Mahomet, that God took
+occasion to forbid wine to men."
+
+It would be in vain to seek in the Koran for a single word of this
+absurd story and pretended reason for Mahomet's forbidding his followers
+the use of wine. He forbids it only in the second and fifth chapters.
+
+"They will question thee about wine and strong liquors: thou shalt
+answer, that it is a great sin. The just, who believe and do good works,
+must not be reproached with having drunk, and played at games of chance,
+before games of chance were forbidden."
+
+It is averred by all the Mahometans that their prophet forbade wine and
+liquors solely to preserve their health and prevent quarrels, in the
+burning climate of Arabia. The use of any fermented liquor soon affects
+the head, and may destroy both health and reason.
+
+The fable of Arot and Marot descending from heaven, and wanting to lie
+with an Arab woman, after drinking wine with her, is not in any
+Mahometan author. It is to be found only among the impostures which
+various Christian writers, more indiscreet than enlightened, have
+printed against the Mussulman religion, through a zeal which is not
+according to knowledge. The names of Arot and Marot are in no part of
+the Koran. It is one Sylburgius who says, in an old book which nobody
+reads, that he anathematizes the angels Arot, Marot, Safah, and Merwah.
+
+Observe, kind reader, that Safah and Merwah are two little hills near
+Mecca; so that our learned Sylburgius has taken two hills for two
+angels. Thus it was with every writer on Mahometanism among us, almost
+without exception, until the intelligent Reland gave us clear ideas of
+the Mussulman belief, and the learned Sale, after living twenty-four
+years in and about Arabia, at length enlightened us by his faithful
+translation of the Koran, and his most instructive preface.
+
+Gagnier himself, notwithstanding his Arabic professorship at Oxford, has
+been pleased to put forth a few falsehoods concerning Mahomet, as if we
+had need of lies to maintain the truth of our religion against a false
+prophet. He gives us at full length Mahomet's journey through the seven
+heavens on the mare Alborac, and even ventures to cite the fifty-third
+sura or chapter; but neither in this fifty-third sura, nor in any other,
+is there so much as an allusion to this pretended journey through the
+heavens.
+
+This strange story is related by Abulfeda, seven hundred years after
+Mahomet. It is taken, he says, from ancient manuscripts which were
+current in Mahomet's time. But it is evident that they were not
+Mahomet's; for, after his death, Abubeker gathered together all the
+leaves of the Koran, in the presence of all the chiefs of tribes, and
+nothing was inserted in the collection that did not appear to be
+authentic.
+
+Besides, the chapter concerning the journey to heaven, not only is not
+in the Koran, but is in a very different style, and is at least four
+times as long as any of the received chapters. Compare all the other
+chapters of the Koran with this, and you will find a prodigious
+difference. It begins thus:
+
+"One night, I fell asleep between the two hills of Safah and Merwah.
+That night was very dark, but so still that the dogs were not heard to
+bark, nor the cocks to crow. All at once, the angel Gabriel appeared
+before me in the form in which the Most High God created him. His skin
+was white as snow. His fair hair, admirably disposed, fell in ringlets
+over his shoulders; his forehead was clear, majestic, and serene, his
+teeth beautiful and shining, and his legs of a saffron hue; his garments
+were glittering with pearls, and with thread of pure gold. On his
+forehead was a plate of gold, on which were written two lines, brilliant
+and dazzling with light; in the first were these words, 'There is no God
+but God'; and in the second these, 'Mahomet is God's Apostle.' On
+beholding this, I remained the most astonished and confused of men. I
+observed about him seventy thousand little boxes or bags of musk and
+saffron. He had five hundred pairs of wings; and the distance from one
+wing to another was five hundred years' journey.
+
+"Thus did Gabriel appear before me. He touched me, and said, 'Arise,
+thou sleeper!' I was seized with fear and trembling, and starting up,
+said to him, 'Who art thou?' He answered, 'God have mercy upon thee! I
+am thy brother Gabriel.' 'O my dearly beloved Gabriel,' said I, 'I ask
+thy pardon; is it a revelation of something new, or is it some
+afflicting threat that thou bringest me?' 'It is something new,'
+returned he; 'rise, my dearly beloved, and tie thy mantle over thy
+shoulders; thou wilt have need of it, for thou must this night pay a
+visit to thy Lord.' So saying, Gabriel, taking my hand, raised me from
+the ground, and having mounted me on the mare Alborac, led her himself
+by the bridle."
+
+In fine, it is averred by the Mussulmans that this chapter, which has no
+authenticity, was imagined by Abu-Horaïrah, who is said to have been
+contemporary with the prophet. What should we say of a Turk who should
+come and insult our religion by telling us that we reckon among our
+sacred books the letters of St. Paul to Seneca, and Seneca's letters to
+St. Paul; the acts of Pilate; the life of Pilate's wife; the letters of
+the pretended King Abgarus to Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ's answer to
+the same; the story of St. Peter's challenge to Simon the magician; the
+predictions of the sibyls; the testament of the twelve patriarchs; and
+so many other books of the same kind?
+
+We should answer the Turk by saying that he was very ill informed and
+that not one of these works was regarded as authentic. The Turk will
+make the same answer to us, when to confound him we reproach him with
+Mahomet's journey to the seven heavens. He will tell us that this is
+nothing more than a pious fraud of latter times, and that this journey
+is not in the Koran. Assuredly I am not here comparing truth with
+error--Christianity with Mahometanism--the Gospel with the Koran; but
+false tradition with false tradition--abuse with abuse--absurdity with
+absurdity.
+
+This absurdity has been carried to such a length that Grotius charges
+Mahomet with having said that God's hands are cold, for he has felt
+them; that God is carried about in a chair; and that, in Noah's ark, the
+rat was produced from the elephant's dung, and the cat from the lion's
+breath.
+
+Grotius reproaches Mahomet with having imagined that Jesus Christ was
+taken up into heaven instead of suffering execution. He forgets that
+there were entire heretical communions of primitive Christians who
+spread this opinion, which was preserved in Syria and Arabia until
+Mahomet's time.
+
+How many times has it been repeated that Mahomet had accustomed a pigeon
+to eat grain out of his ear, and made his followers believe that this
+pigeon brought him messages from God?
+
+Is it not enough for us that we are persuaded of the falseness of his
+sect, and invincibly convinced by faith of the truth of our own, without
+losing our time in calumniating the Mahometans, who have established
+themselves from Mount Caucasus to Mount Atlas, and from the confines of
+Epirus to the extremities of India? We are incessantly writing bad books
+against them, of which they know nothing. We cry out that their religion
+has been embraced by so many nations only because it flatters the
+senses. But where is the sensuality in ordering abstinence from the wine
+and liquors in which we indulge to such excess; in pronouncing to every
+one an indispensable command to give to the poor each year two and a
+half per cent, of his income, to fast with the greatest rigor, to
+undergo a painful operation in the earliest stage of puberty, to make,
+over arid sands a pilgrimage of sometimes five hundred leagues, and to
+pray to God five times a day, even when in the field?
+
+But, say you, they are allowed four wives in this world, and in the next
+they will have celestial brides. Grotius expressly says: "It must have
+required a great share of stupidity to admit reveries so gross and
+disgusting."
+
+We agree with Grotius that the Mahometans have been prodigal of
+reveries. The man who was constantly receiving the chapters of his Koran
+from the angel Gabriel was worse than a visionary; he was an impostor,
+who supported his seductions by his courage; but certainly there is
+nothing either stupid or sensual in reducing to four the unlimited
+number of wives whom the princes, the satraps, the nabobs, and the
+omrahs of the East kept in their seraglios. It is said that Solomon had
+three hundred wives and seven hundred concubines. The Arabs, like the
+Jews, were at liberty to marry two sisters; Mahomet was the first who
+forbade these marriages. Where, then, is the grossness?
+
+And with regard to the celestial brides, where is the impurity? Certes,
+there is nothing impure in marriage, which is acknowledged to have been
+ordained on earth, and blessed by God Himself. The incomprehensible
+mystery of generation is the seal of the Eternal Being. It is the
+clearest mark of His power that He has created pleasure, and through
+that very pleasure perpetuated all sensible beings.
+
+If we consult our reason alone it will tell us that it is very likely
+that the Eternal Being, who does nothing in vain, will not cause us to
+rise again with our organs to no purpose. It will not be unworthy of the
+Divine Majesty to feed us with delicious fruits if he cause us to rise
+again with stomachs to receive them. The Holy Scriptures inform us
+that, in the beginning, God placed the first man and the first woman in
+a paradise of delights. They were then in a state of innocence and
+glory, incapable of experiencing disease or death. This is nearly the
+state in which the just will be when, after their resurrection, they
+shall be for all eternity what our first parents were for a few days.
+Those, then, must be pardoned, who have thought that, having a body,
+that body will be constantly satisfied. Our fathers of the Church had no
+other idea of the heavenly Jerusalem. St. Irenæus says, "There each vine
+shall bear ten thousand branches, each branch ten thousand clusters, and
+each cluster ten thousand grapes."
+
+Several fathers of the Church have, indeed, thought that the blessed in
+heaven would enjoy all their senses. St. Thomas says that the sense of
+seeing will be infinitely perfect; that the elements will be so too;
+that the surface of the earth will be transparent as glass, the water
+like crystal, the air like the heavens, and the fire like the stars. St.
+Augustine, in his "Christian Doctrine," says that the sense of hearing
+will enjoy the pleasures of singing and of speech.
+
+One of our great Italian theologians, named Piazza, in his "Dissertation
+on Paradise," informs us that the elect will forever sing and play the
+guitar: "They will have," says he, "three nobilities--three advantages,
+viz.: desire without excitement, caresses without wantonness, and
+voluptuousness without excess"--_"tres nobilitates; illecebra sine
+titillatione, blanditia sine mollitudine, et voluptas sine
+exuberantia."_
+
+St. Thomas assures us that the smell of the glorified bodies will be
+perfect, and will not be diminished by perspiration. _"Corporibus
+gloriosi serit odor ultima perfectione, nullo modo per humidum
+repressus."_ This question has been profoundly treated by a great many
+other doctors.
+
+Suarez, in his "Wisdom," thus expresses himself concerning taste: "It is
+not difficult for God purposely to make some rapid humor act on the
+organ of taste." _"Non est Deo difficile facere ut sapidus humor sit
+intra organum gustus, qui sensum illum intentionaliter afficere."_
+
+And, to conclude, St. Prosper, recapitulating the whole, pronounces that
+the blessed shall find gratification without satiety, and enjoy health
+without disease. _"Saturitas sine fastidio, et tota sanitas sine
+morbo._"
+
+It is not then so much to be wondered at that the Mahometans have
+admitted the use of the five senses in their paradise. They say that the
+first beatitude will be the union with God; but this does not exclude
+the rest. Mahomet's paradise is a fable; but; once more be it observed,
+there is in it neither contradiction nor impurity.
+
+Philosophy requires clear and precise ideas, which Grotius had not. He
+quotes a great deal, and makes a show of reasoning which will not bear
+a close examination. The unjust imputations cast on the Mahometans would
+suffice to make a very large book. They have subjugated one of the
+largest and most beautiful countries upon earth; to drive them from it
+would have been a finer exploit than to abuse them.
+
+The empress of Russia supplies a great example. She takes from them Azov
+and Tangarok, Moldavia, Wallachia, and Georgia; she pushes her conquests
+to the ramparts of Erzerum; she sends against them fleets from the
+remotest parts of the Baltic, and others covering the Euxine; but she
+does not say in her manifestos that a pigeon whispered in Mahomet's ear.
+
+
+
+
+ART OF POETRY.
+
+
+A MAN
+
+
+A man of almost universal learning--a man even of genius, who joins
+philosophy with imagination, uses, in his excellent article
+"Encyclopedia," these remarkable words: "If we except this Perrault, and
+some others, whose merits the versifier Boileau was not capable of
+appreciating."
+
+This philosopher is right in doing justice to Claude Perrault, the
+learned translator of Vitruvius, a man useful in more arts than one, and
+to whom we are indebted for the fine front of the Louvre and for other
+great monuments; but justice should also be rendered to Boileau. Had he
+been only a versifier, he would scarcely have been known; he would not
+have been one of the few great men who will hand down the age of Louis
+XIV. to posterity. His tart satires, his fine epistles, and above all,
+his art of poetry, are masterpieces of reasoning as well as
+poetry--_"sapere est principium et fons."_ The art of versifying is,
+indeed, prodigiously difficult, especially in our language, where
+alexandrines follow one another two by two; where it is rare to avoid
+monotony; where it is absolutely necessary to rhyme; where noble and
+pleasing rhymes are too limited in number; and where a word out of its
+place, or a harsh syllable, is sufficient to spoil a happy thought. It
+is like dancing in fetters on a rope; the greatest success is of itself
+nothing.
+
+Boileau's art of poetry is to be admired, because he always says true
+and useful things in a pleasing manner, because he always gives both
+precept and example, and because he is varied, passing with perfect
+ease, and without ever failing in purity of language, "From grave to
+gay, from lively to severe."
+
+His reputation among men of taste is proved by the fact that his verses
+are known by heart; and to philosophers it must be pleasing to find that
+he is almost always in the right.
+
+As we have spoken of the preference which may sometimes be given to the
+moderns over the ancients, we will here venture to presume that
+Boileau's art of poetry is superior to that of Horace. Method is
+certainly a beauty in a didactic poem; and Horace has no method. We do
+not mention this as a reproach; for his poem is a familiar epistle to
+the Pisos, and not a regular work like the "Georgics": but there is this
+additional merit in Boileau, a merit for which philosophers should give
+him credit.
+
+The Latin art of poetry does not seem nearly so finely labored as the
+French. Horace expresses himself, almost throughout, in the free and
+familiar tone of his other epistles. He displays an extreme clearness of
+understanding and a refined taste, in verses which are happy and
+spirited, but often without connection, and sometimes destitute of
+harmony; he has not the elegance and correctness of Virgil. His work is
+good, but Boileau's appears to be still better: and, if we except the
+tragedies of Racine, which have the superior merit of treating the
+passions and surmounting all the difficulties of the stage, Despréaux's
+"Art of Poetry" is, indisputably, the poem that does most honor to the
+French language.
+
+It is lamentable when philosophers are enemies to poetry. Literature
+should be like the house of Mæcenas--_"est locus unicuique suus."_ The
+author of the "Persian Letters"--so easy to write and among which some
+are very pretty, others very bold, others indifferent, and others
+frivolous--this author, I say, though otherwise much to be recommended,
+yet having never been able to make verses, although he possesses
+imagination and often superiority of style, makes himself amends by
+saying that "contempt is heaped upon poetry," that "lyric poetry is
+harmonious extravagance." Thus do men often seek to depreciate the
+talents which they cannot attain.
+
+"We cannot reach it," says Montaigne; "let us revenge ourselves by
+speaking ill of it." But Montaigne, Montesquieu's predecessor and master
+in imagination and philosophy, thought very differently of poetry.
+
+Had Montesquieu been as just as he was witty, he could not but have felt
+that several of our fine odes and good operas are worth infinitely more
+than the pleasantries of Rica to Usbeck, imitated from Dufrénoy's
+_"Siamois,"_ and the details of what passed in Usbeck's seraglio at
+Ispahan.
+
+We shall speak more fully of this too frequent injustice, in the article
+on "Criticism."
+
+
+
+
+ARTS--FINE ARTS.
+
+[ARTICLE DEDICATED TO THE KING OF PRUSSIA.]
+
+
+Sire: The small society of amateurs, a part of whom are laboring at
+these rhapsodies at Mount Krapak, will say nothing to your majesty on
+the art of war. It is heroic, or--it may be--an abominable art. If there
+were anything fine in it, we would tell your majesty, without fear of
+contradiction, that you are the finest man in Europe.
+
+You know, sire, the four ages of the arts. Almost everything sprung up
+and was brought to perfection under Louis XIV.; after which many of
+these arts, banished from France, went to embellish and enrich the rest
+of Europe, at the fatal period of the destruction of the celebrated
+edict of Henry IV.--pronounced _irrevocable_, yet so easily revoked.
+Thus, the greatest injury which Louis XIV. could do to himself did good
+to other princes against his will: this is proved by what you have said
+in your history of Brandenburg.
+
+If that monarch were known only from his banishment of six or seven
+hundred thousand useful citizens--from his irruption into Holland,
+whence he was soon forced to retreat--from his greatness, which stayed
+him at the bank, while his troops were swimming across the Rhine; if
+there were no other monuments of his glory than the prologues to his
+operas, followed by the battle of Hochstet, his person and his reign
+would go down to posterity with but little éclat. But the encouragement
+of all the fine arts by his taste and munificence; the conferring of so
+many benefits on the literary men of other countries; the rise of his
+kingdom's commerce at his voice; the establishment of so many
+manufactories; the building of so many fine citadels; the construction
+of so many admirable ports; the union of the two seas by immense labor,
+etc., still oblige Europe to regard Louis XIV. and his age with respect.
+
+And, above all, those great men, unique in every branch of art and
+science, whom nature then produced at one time, will render his reign
+eternally memorable. The age was greater than Louis XIV., but it shed
+its glory upon him.
+
+Emulation in art has changed the face of the continent, from the
+Pyrenees to the icy sea. There is hardly a prince in Germany who has not
+made useful and glorious establishments.
+
+What have the Turks done for glory? Nothing. They have ravaged three
+empires and twenty kingdoms; but any one city of ancient Greece will
+always have a greater reputation than all the Ottoman cities together.
+
+See what has been done in the course of a few years at St. Petersburg,
+which was a bog at the beginning of the seventeenth century. All the
+arts are there assembled, while in the country of Orpheus, Linus, and
+Homer, they are annihilated.
+
+_That the Recent Birth of the Arts does not Prove the Recent Formation
+of the Globe._
+
+All philosophers have thought matter eternal; but the arts appear to be
+new. Even the art of making bread is of recent origin. The first Romans
+ate boiled grain; those conquerors of so many nations had neither
+windmills nor watermills. This truth seems, at first sight, to
+controvert the doctrine of the antiquity of the globe as it now is, or
+to suppose terrible revolutions in it. Irruptions of barbarians can
+hardly annihilate arts which have become necessary. Suppose that an army
+of negroes were to come upon us, like locusts, from the mountains of
+southern Africa, through Monomotapa, Monoëmugi, etc., traversing
+Abyssinia, Nubia, Egypt, Syria, Asia Minor, and all Europe, ravaging
+and overturning everything in its way; there would still be a few
+bakers, tailors, shoemakers, and carpenters left; the necessary arts
+would revive; luxury alone would be annihilated. Such was the case at
+the fall of the Roman Empire; even the art of writing became very rare;
+nearly all those arts which contributed to render life agreeable were
+for a long time extinct. Now, we are inventing new ones every day.
+
+From all this, no well-grounded inference can be drawn against the
+antiquity of the globe. For, supposing that a flood of barbarians had
+entirely swept away the arts of writing and making bread; supposing even
+that we had had bread, or pens, ink, and paper, only for ten years--the
+country which could exist for ten years without eating bread or writing
+down its thoughts could exist for an age, or a hundred thousand ages,
+without these helps.
+
+It is quite clear that man and the other animals can very well subsist
+without bakers, without romance-writers, and without divines, as witness
+America, and as witness also three-fourths of our own continent. The
+recent birth of the arts among us does not prove the recent formation of
+the globe, as was pretended by Epicurus, one of our predecessors in
+reverie, who supposed that, by chance, the declination of atoms one day
+formed our earth. Pomponatius used to say: _"Se il mondo non é eterno,
+per tutti santi é molto vecchio"_--"If this world be not eternal, by all
+the saints, it is very old."
+
+_Slight Inconveniences Attached to the Arts._
+
+Those who handle lead and quicksilver are subject to dangerous colics,
+and very serious affections of the nerves. Those who use pen and ink are
+attacked by vermin, which they have continually to shake off; these
+vermin are some ex-Jesuits, who employ themselves in manufacturing
+libels. You, Sire, do not know this race of animals; they are driven
+from your states, as well as from those of the empress of Russia, the
+king of Sweden, and the king of Denmark, my other protectors. The
+ex-Jesuits Polian and Nonotte, who like me cultivate the fine arts,
+persecute me even unto Mount Krapak, crushing me under the weight of
+their reputation, and that of their genius, the specific gravity of
+which is still greater. Unless your majesty vouchsafe to assist me
+against these great men, I am undone.
+
+
+
+
+ASMODEUS.
+
+
+No one at all versed in antiquity is ignorant that the Jews knew nothing
+of the angels but what they gleaned from the Persians and Chaldæans,
+during captivity. It was they, who, according to Calmet, taught them
+that there are seven principal angels before the throne of the Lord.
+They also taught them the names of the devils. He whom we call Asmodeus,
+was named Hashmodaï or Chammadaï. "We know," says Calmet, "that there
+are various sorts of devils, some of them princes and master-demons, the
+rest subalterns."
+
+How was it that this Hashmodaï was sufficiently powerful to twist the
+necks of seven young men who successively espoused the beautiful Sarah,
+a native of Rages, fifteen leagues from Ecbatana? The Medes must have
+been seven times as great as the Persians. The good principle gives a
+husband to this maiden; and behold! the bad principle, this king of
+demons, Hashmodaï, destroys the work of the beneficent principle seven
+times in succession.
+
+But Sarah was a Jewess, daughter of the Jew Raguel, and a captive in the
+country of Ecbatana. How could a Median demon have such power over
+Jewish bodies? It has been thought that Asmodeus or Chammadaï was a Jew
+likewise; that he was the old serpent which had seduced Eve; and that he
+was passionately fond of women, sometimes seducing them, and sometimes
+killing their husbands through an excess of love and jealousy.
+
+Indeed the Greek version of the Book of Tobit gives us to understand
+that Asmodeus was in love with Sarah--_"oti daimonion philei autein."_
+It was the opinion of all the learned of antiquity that the genii,
+whether good or evil, had a great inclination for our virgins, and the
+fairies for our youths. Even the Scriptures, accommodating themselves to
+our weakness, and condescending to speak in the language of the vulgar,
+say, figuratively, that "the sons of God saw the daughters of men, that
+they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose."
+
+But the angel Raphael, the conductor of young Tobit, gives him a reason
+more worthy of his ministry, and better calculated to enlighten the
+person whom he is guiding. He tells him that Sarah's seven husbands were
+given up to the cruelty of Asmodeus, only because, like horses or mules,
+they had married her for their pleasure alone. "Her husband," says the
+angel, "must observe continence with her for three days, during which
+time they must pray to God together."
+
+This instruction would seem to have been quite sufficient to keep off
+Asmodeus; but Raphael adds that it is also necessary to have the heart
+of a fish grilled over burning coals. Why, then, was not this infallible
+secret afterwards resorted to in order to drive the devil from the
+bodies of women? Why did the apostles, who were sent on purpose to cast
+out devils never lay a fish's heart upon the gridiron? Why was not this
+expedient made use of in the affair of Martha Brossier; that of the nuns
+of Loudun; that of the mistresses of Urban Gandier; that of La Cadière;
+that of Father Girard; and those of a thousand other demoniacs in the
+times when there were demoniacs?
+
+The Greeks and Romans, who had so many philters wherewith to make
+themselves beloved, had others to cure love; they employed herbs and
+roots. The _agnus castus_ had great reputation. The moderns have
+administered it to young nuns, on whom it has had but little effect.
+Apollo, long ago, complained to Daphne that, physician as he was, he
+had never yet met with a simple that would cure love:
+
+ _Heu mihi! quod nullis amor est medicabilis herbis._
+ What balm can heal the wounds that love has made?
+
+The smoke of sulphur was tried; but Ovid, who was a great master,
+declares that this recipe was useless:
+
+ _Nec fugiat viro sulphure victus amor._
+ Sulphur--believe me--drives not love away.
+
+The smoke from the heart or liver of a fish was more efficacious against
+Asmodeus. The reverend father Calmet is consequently in great trouble,
+being unable to comprehend how this fumigation could act upon a pure
+spirit. But he might have taken courage from the recollection that all
+the ancients gave bodies to the angels and demons. They were very
+slender bodies; as light as the small particles that rise from a broiled
+fish; they were like smoke; and the smoke from a fried fish acted upon
+them by sympathy.
+
+Not only did Asmodeus flee, but Gabriel went and chained him in Upper
+Egypt, where he still is. He dwells in a grotto near the city of Saata
+or Taata. Paul Lucas saw and spoke to him. They cut this serpent in
+pieces, and the pieces immediately joined again. To this fact Calmet
+cites the testimony of Paul Lucas, which testimony I must also cite. It
+is thought that Paul Lucas's theory may be joined with that of the
+vampires, in the next compilation of the Abbé Guyon.
+
+
+
+
+ASPHALTUS.
+
+ASPHALTIC LAKE.--SODOM.
+
+
+Asphaltus is a Chaldæan word, signifying a species of bitumen. There is
+a great deal of it in the countries watered by the Euphrates; it is also
+to be found in Europe, but of a bad quality. An experiment was made by
+covering the tops of the watch-houses on each side of one of the gates
+of Geneva; the covering did not last a year, and the mine has been
+abandoned. However, when mixed with rosin, it may be used for lining
+cisterns; perhaps it will some day be applied to a more useful purpose.
+
+The real asphaltus is that which was obtained in the vicinity of
+Babylon, and with which it is said that the Greek fire was fed. Several
+lakes are full of asphaltus, or a bitumen resembling it, as others are
+strongly impregnated with nitre. There is a great lake of nitre in the
+desert of Egypt, which extends from lake Mœris to the entrance of the
+Delta; and it has no other name than the Nitre Lake.
+
+The Lake Asphaltites, known by the name of Sodom, was long famed for its
+bitumen; but the Turks now make no use of it, either because the mine
+under the water is diminished, because its quality is altered, or
+because there is too much difficulty in drawing it from under the water.
+Oily particles of it, and sometimes large masses, separate and float on
+the surface; these are gathered together, mixed up, and sold for balm of
+Mecca.
+
+Flavius Josephus, who was of that country, says that, in his time, there
+were no fish in the lake of Sodom, and the water was so light that the
+heaviest bodies would not go to the bottom. It seems that he meant to
+say so heavy instead of so light. It would appear that he had not made
+the experiment. After all, a stagnant water, impregnated with salts and
+compact matter, its specific matter being then greater than that of the
+body of a man or a beast, might force it to float. Josephus's error
+consists in assigning a false cause to a phenomenon which may be
+perfectly true.
+
+As for the want of fish, it is not incredible. It is, however, likely
+that this lake, which is fifty or sixty miles long, is not all
+asphaltic, and that while receiving the waters of the Jordan it also
+receives the fishes of that river; but perhaps the Jordan, too, is
+without fish, and they are to be found only in the upper lake of
+Tiberias.
+
+Josephus adds, that the trees which grow on the borders of the Dead Sea
+bear fruits of the most beautiful appearance, but which fall into dust
+if you attempt to taste them. This is less probable; and disposes one to
+believe that Josephus either had not been on the spot, for has
+exaggerated according to his own and his countrymen's custom. No soil
+seems more calculated to produce good as well as beautiful fruits than a
+salt and sulphurous one, like that of Naples, of Catania, and of Sodom.
+
+The Holy Scriptures speak of five cities being destroyed by fire from
+heaven. On this occasion natural philosophy bears testimony in favor of
+the Old Testament, although the latter has no need of it, and they are
+sometimes at variance. We have instances of earthquakes, accompanied by
+thunder and lightning, which have destroyed much more considerable towns
+than Sodom and Gomorrah.
+
+But the River Jordan necessarily discharging itself into this lake
+without an outlet, this Dead Sea, in the same manner as the Caspian,
+must have existed as long as there has been a River Jordan; therefore,
+these towns could never stand on the spot now occupied by the lake of
+Sodom. The Scripture, too, says nothing at all about this ground being
+changed into a lake; it says quite the contrary: "Then the Lord rained
+upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire, from the Lord out of
+heaven. And Abraham got up early in the morning, and he looked toward
+Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld;
+and lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace."
+
+These five towns, Sodom, Gomorrah, Zeboin, Adamah, and Segor, must then
+have been situated on the borders of the Dead Sea. How, it will be
+asked, in a desert so uninhabitable as it now is, where there are to be
+found only a few hordes of plundering Arabs, could there be five cities,
+so opulent as to be immersed in luxury, and even in those shameful
+pleasures which are the last effect of the refinement of the debauchery
+attached to wealth?
+
+It may be answered that the country was then much better.
+
+Other critics will say--how could five towns exist at the extremities of
+a lake, the water of which, before their destruction, was not potable?
+The Scripture itself informs us that all this land was asphaltic before
+the burning of Sodom: "And the vale of Sodom was full of slime-pits; and
+the kings of Sodom and Gomorrah fled and fell there."
+
+Another objection is also stated. Isaiah and Jeremiah say that Sodom and
+Gomorrah shall never be rebuilt; but Stephen, the geographer, speaks of
+Sodom and Gomorrah on the coast of the Dead Sea; and the "History of the
+Councils" mentions bishops of Sodom and Segor. To this it may be
+answered that God filled these towns, when rebuilt, with less guilty
+inhabitants; for at that time there was no bishop _in partibus_.
+
+But, it will be said, with what water could these new inhabitants quench
+their thirst? All the wells are brackish; you find asphaltus and
+corrosive salt on first striking a spade into the ground.
+
+It will be answered that some Arabs still subsist there, and may be
+habituated to drinking very bad water; that the Sodom and Gomorrah of
+the Eastern Empire were wretched hamlets, and that at that time there
+were many bishops whose whole diocese consisted in a poor village. It
+may also be said that the people who colonized these villages prepared
+the asphaltus, and carried on a useful trade in it.
+
+The arid and burning desert, extending from Segor to the territory of
+Jerusalem, produces balm and aromatic herbs for the same reason that it
+supplies naphtha, corrosive salt and sulphur.
+
+It is said that petrifaction takes place in this desert with astonishing
+rapidity; and this, according to some natural philosophers, makes the
+petrifaction of Lot's wife Edith a very plausible story.
+
+But it is said that this woman, "having looked back, became a pillar of
+salt." This, then, was not a natural petrifaction, operated by asphaltus
+and salt, but an evident miracle. Flavius Josephus says that he saw this
+pillar. St. Justin and St. Irenæus speak of it as a prodigy, which in
+their time was still existing.
+
+These testimonies have been looked upon as ridiculous fables. It would,
+however, be very natural for some Jews to amuse themselves with cutting
+a heap of asphaltus into a rude figure, and calling it Lot's wife. I
+have seen cisterns of asphaltus, very well made, which may last a long
+time. But it must be owned that St. Irenæus goes a little too far when
+he says that Lot's wife remained in the country of Sodom no longer in
+corruptible flesh, but as a permanent statue of salt, her feminine
+nature still producing the ordinary effect: _"Uxor remansit in Sodomis,
+jam non caro corruptibilis sed statua salis semper manens, et per
+naturalia ea quæsunt consuetudmis hominis ostendens."_
+
+St. Irenæus does not seem to express himself with all the precision of
+a good naturalist when he says Lot's wife is no longer of corruptible
+flesh, but still retains her feminine nature.
+
+In the poem of Sodom, attributed to Tertullian, this is expressed with
+still greater energy:
+
+ _Dicitur et vivens alio sub corpore se us,_
+ _Mirifice solito dispungere sanguine menses._
+
+This was translated by a poet of the time of Henry II., in his Gallic
+style:
+
+ _La femme à Loth, quoique sel devenue,_
+ _Est femme encore; car elle a sa menstrue._
+
+The land of aromatics was also the land of fables. Into the deserts of
+Arabia Petræa the ancient mythologists pretend that Myrrha, the
+granddaughter of a statue, fled after committing incest with her father,
+as Lot's daughters did with theirs, and that she was metamorphosed into
+the tree that bears myrrh. Other profound mythologists assure us that
+she fled into Arabia Felix; and this opinion is as well supported as the
+other.
+
+Be this as it may, not one of our travellers has yet thought fit to
+examine the soil of Sodom, with its asphaltus, its salt, its trees and
+their fruits, to weigh the water of the lake, to analyze it, to
+ascertain whether bodies of greater specific gravity than common water
+float upon its surface, and to give us a faithful account of the natural
+history of the country. Our pilgrims to Jerusalem do not care to go and
+make these researches; this desert has become infested by wandering
+Arabs, who range as far as Damascus, and retire into the caverns of the
+mountains, the authority of the pasha of Damascus having hitherto been
+inadequate to repress them. Thus the curious have but little information
+about anything concerning the Asphaltic Lake.
+
+As to Sodom, it is a melancholy reflection for the learned that, among
+so many who may be deemed natives, not one has furnished us with any
+notion whatever of this capital city.
+
+
+
+
+ASS.
+
+
+We will add a little to the article "Ass" in the "Encyclopædia,"
+concerning Lucian's ass, which became golden in the hands of Apuleius.
+The pleasantest part of the adventure, however, is in Lucian: That a
+lady fell in love with this gentleman while he was an ass, but would
+have nothing more to say to him when he was but a man. These
+metamorphoses were very common throughout antiquity. Silenus's ass had
+spoken; and the learned had thought that he explained himself in Arabic;
+for he was probably a man turned into an ass by the power of Bacchus,
+and Bacchus, we know, was an Arab.
+
+Virgil speaks of the transformation of Mœris into a wolf, as a thing
+of very ordinary occurrence:
+
+ _Saepe lupum fieri Mœrim, et se condere silvis._
+ Oft changed to wolf, he seeks the forest shade.
+
+Was this doctrine of metamorphoses derived from the old fables of Egypt,
+which gave out that the gods had changed themselves into animals in the
+war against the giants?
+
+The Greeks, great imitators and improvers of the Oriental fables,
+metamorphosed almost all the gods into men or into beasts, to make them
+succeed the better in their amorous designs. If the gods changed
+themselves into bulls, horses, swans, doves, etc., why should not men
+have undergone the same operation?
+
+Several commentators, forgetting the respect due to the Holy Scriptures,
+have cited the example of Nebuchadnezzar changed into an ox; but this
+was a miracle--a divine vengeance--a thing quite out of the course of
+nature, which ought not to be examined with profane eyes, and cannot
+become an object of our researches.
+
+Others of the learned, perhaps with equal indiscretion, avail themselves
+of what is related in the Gospel of the Infancy. An Egyptian maiden
+having entered the chamber of some women, saw there a mule with a silken
+cloth over his back, and an ebony pendant at his neck.
+
+These women were in tears, kissing him and giving him to eat. The mule
+was their own brother. Some sorceresses had deprived him of the human
+figure; but the Master of Nature soon restored it.
+
+Although this gospel is apocryphal, the very name that it bears prevents
+us from examining this adventure in detail; only it may serve to show
+how much metamorphoses were in vogue almost throughout the earth. The
+Christians who composed their gospel were undoubtedly honest men. They
+did not seek to fabricate a romance; they related with simplicity what
+they had heard. The church, which afterwards rejected their gospel,
+together with forty-nine others, did not accuse its authority of impiety
+and prevarication; those obscure individuals addressed the populace in
+language comformable with the prejudices of the age in which they lived.
+China was perhaps the only country exempt from these superstitions.
+
+The adventure of the companions of Ulysses, changed into beasts by
+Circe, was much more ancient than the dogma of the metempsychosis,
+broached in Greece and Italy by Pythagoras.
+
+On what can the assertion be founded that there is no universal error
+which is not the abuse of some truth; that there have been quacks only
+because there have been true physicians; and that false prodigies have
+been believed only because there have been true ones?
+
+Were there any certain testimonies that men had become wolves, oxen,
+horses, or asses? This universal error had for its principle only the
+love of the marvellous and the natural inclination to superstition.
+
+One erroneous opinion is enough to fill the whole world with fables. An
+Indian doctor sees that animals have feeling and memory. He concludes
+that they have a soul. Men have one likewise. What becomes of the soul
+of man after death? What becomes of that of the beast? They must go
+somewhere. They go into the nearest body that is beginning to be formed.
+The soul of a Brahmin takes up its abode in the body of an elephant, the
+soul of an ass is that of a little Brahmin. Such is the dogma of the
+metempsychosis, which was built upon simple deduction.
+
+But it is a wide step from this dogma to that of metamorphosis. We have
+no longer a soul without a tenement, seeking a lodging; but one body
+changed into another, the soul remaining as before. Now, we certainly
+have not in nature any example of such legerdemain.
+
+Let us then inquire into the origin of so extravagant yet so general an
+opinion. If some father had characterized his son, sunk in ignorance and
+filthy debauchery, as a hog, a horse, or an ass, and afterwards made him
+do penance with an ass's cap on his head, and some servant girl of the
+neighborhood gave it out that this young man had been turned into an ass
+as a punishment for his faults, her neighbors would repeat it to other
+neighbors, and from mouth to mouth this story, with a thousand
+embellishments, would make the tour of the world. An ambiguous
+expression would suffice to deceive the whole earth.
+
+Here then let us confess, with Boileau, that ambiguity has been the
+parent of most of our ridiculous follies. Add to this the power of
+magic, which has been acknowledged as indisputable in all nations, and
+you will no longer be astonished at anything.
+
+One word more on asses. It is said that in Mesopotamia they are warlike
+and that Mervan, the twenty-first caliph, was surnamed "the Ass" for his
+valor.
+
+The patriarch Photius relates, in the extract from the Life of Isidorus,
+that Ammonius had an ass which had a great taste for poetry, and would
+leave his manger to go and hear verses. The fable of Midas is better
+than the tale of Photius.
+
+_Machiavelli's Golden Ass._
+
+Machiavelli's ass is but little known. The dictionaries which speak of
+it say that it was a production of his youth; it would seem, however,
+that he was of mature age; for he speaks in it of the misfortunes which
+he had formerly and for a long time experienced. The work is a satire on
+his contemporaries. The author sees a number of Florentines, of whom one
+is changed into a cat, another into a dragon, a third into a dog that
+bays the moon, a fourth into a fox who does not suffer himself to be
+caught; each character is drawn under the name of an animal. The
+factions of the house of Medicis and their enemies are doubtless figured
+therein; and the key to this comic apocalypse would admit us to the
+secrets of Pope Leo and the troubles of Florence. This poem is full of
+morality and philosophy. It ends with the very rational reflections of
+a large hog, which addresses man in nearly the following terms:
+
+ Ye naked bipeds, without beaks or claws.
+ Hairless, and featherless, and tender-hided,
+ Weeping ye come into the world--because
+ Ye feel your evil destiny decided;
+ Nature has given you industrious paws;
+ You, like the parrots, are with speech provided;
+ But have ye honest hearts?--Alas! alas!
+ In this we swine your bipedships surpass!
+
+ Man is far worse than we--more fierce, more wild--
+ Coward or madman, sinning every minute;
+ By frenzy and by fear in turn beguiled,
+ He dreads the grave, yet plunges headlong in it;
+ If pigs fall out, they soon are reconciled;
+ Their quarrel's ended ere they well begin it.
+ If crime with manhood always must combine,
+ Good Lord! let me forever be a swine.
+
+This is the original of Boileau's "Satire on Man," and La Fontaine's
+fable of the "Companions of Ulysses"; but it is quite likely that
+neither La Fontaine nor Boileau had ever heard of Machiavelli's ass.
+
+_The Ass of Verona._
+
+I must speak the truth, and not deceive my readers. I do not very
+clearly know whether the Ass of Verona still exists in all his splendor;
+but the travellers who saw him forty or fifty years ago agree in saying
+that the relics were enclosed in the body of an artificial ass made on
+purpose, which was in the keeping of forty monks of Our Lady of the
+Organ, at Verona, and was carried in procession twice a year. This was
+one of the most ancient relics of the town. According to the tradition,
+this ass, having carried our Lord in his entry into Jerusalem, did not
+choose to abide any longer in that city, but trotted over the sea--which
+for that purpose became as hard as his hoof--by way of Cyprus, Rhodes,
+Candia, Malta, and Sicily. There he went to sojourn at Aquilea; and at
+last he settled at Verona, where he lived a long while.
+
+This fable originated in the circumstance that most asses have a sort of
+black cross on their backs. There possibly might be an old ass in the
+neighborhood of Verona, on whose back the populace remarked a finer
+cross than his brethren could boast of; some good old woman would be at
+hand to say that this was the ass on which Christ rode into Jerusalem;
+and the ass would be honored with a magnificent funeral. The feast
+established at Verona passed into other countries, and was especially
+celebrated in France. In the mass was sung:
+
+ _Orientis partibus_
+ _Adventabit asinus,_
+ _Pulcher et fortissimus._
+
+There was a long procession, headed by a young woman with a child in her
+arms, mounted on an ass, representing the Virgin Mary going into Egypt.
+At the end of the mass the priest, instead of saying _Ite missa est_,
+brayed three times with all his might, and the people answered in
+chorus.
+
+We have books on the feast of the ass, and the feast of fools; they
+furnish material towards a universal history of the human mind.
+
+
+
+
+ASSASSIN--ASSASSINATION.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+A name corrupted from the word Ehissessin. Nothing is more common to
+those who go into a distant country than to write, repeat, and
+understand incorrectly in their own language what they have
+misunderstood in a language entirely foreign to them, and afterwards to
+deceive their countrymen as well as themselves. Error flies from mouth
+to mouth, from pen, to pen, and to destroy it requires ages.
+
+In the time of the Crusades there was a wretched little people of
+mountaineers inhabiting the caverns near the road to Damascus. These
+brigands elected a chief, whom they named Cheik Elchassissin. It is said
+that this honorific title of _cheik_ originally signified _old_, as with
+us the title of _seigneur_ comes from _senior_, elder, and the word
+_graf_, a count, signifies _old_ among the Germans; for, in ancient
+times almost every people conferred the civil command upon the old men.
+Afterwards, the command having become hereditary, the title of _cheik,
+graf, seigneur, or count_ has been given to children; and the Germans
+call a little master of four years old, _the count_--that is, the _old
+gentleman_.
+
+The Crusaders named the old man of the Arabian mountains, the Old Man of
+the Hill, and imagined him to be a great prince, because he had caused a
+count of Montserrat and some other crusading nobles to be robbed and
+murdered on the highway. These people were called _the assassins_, and
+their cheik the king of the vast country of _the assassins_. This vast
+territory is five or six leagues long by two or three broad, being part
+of Anti-Libanus, a horrible country, full of rocks, like almost all
+Palestine, but intersected by pleasant meadowlands, which feed numerous
+flocks, as is attested by all who have made the journey from Aleppo to
+Damascus.
+
+The cheik or senior of these _assassins_ could be nothing more than a
+chief of banditti; for there was at that time a sultan of Damascus who
+was very powerful.
+
+Our romance-writers of that day, as fond of chimeras as the Crusaders,
+thought proper to relate that in 1236 this great prince of the
+assassins, fearing that Louis IX., of whom he had never heard, would put
+himself at the head of a crusade, and come and take from him his
+territory, sent two great men of his court from the caverns of
+Anti-Libanus to Paris to assassinate that king; but that having the next
+day heard how generous and amiable a prince Louis was, he immediately
+sent out to sea two more great men to countermand the assassination. I
+say out to sea, for neither the two emissaries sent to kill Louis, nor
+the two others sent to save him, could make the voyage without embarking
+at Joppa, which was then in the power of the Crusaders, which rendered
+the enterprise doubly marvellous. The two first must have found a
+Crusaders' vessel ready to convey them in an amicable manner, and the
+two last must have found another.
+
+However, a hundred authors, one after another, have related this
+adventure, though Joinville, a contemporary, who was on the spot, says
+nothing about it--_"Et voilà justement comme on écrit l'histoire."_
+
+The Jesuit Maimbourg, the Jesuit Daniel, twenty other Jesuits, and
+Mézeray--though he was not a Jesuit--have repeated this absurdity. The
+Abbé Véli, in his history of France, tells it over again with perfect
+complaisance, without any discussion, without any examination, and on
+the word of one William of Nangis, who wrote about sixty years after
+this fine affair is said to have happened at a time when history was
+composed from nothing but town talk.
+
+If none but true and useful things were recorded, our immense historical
+libraries would be reduced to a very narrow compass; but we should know
+more, and know it better.
+
+For six hundred years the story has been told over and over again, of
+the Old Man of the Hill--_le vieux de la montagne_--who, in his
+delightful gardens, intoxicated his young elect with voluptuous
+pleasures, made them believe that they were in paradise, and sent them
+to the ends of the earth to assassinate kings in order to merit an
+eternal paradise.
+
+ Near the Levantine shores there dwelt of old
+ An aged ruler, feared in every land;
+ Not that he owned enormous heaps of gold,
+ Not that vast armies marched at his command,--
+ But on his people's minds he things impressed,
+ Which filled with desperate courage every breast
+ The boldest of his subjects first he took,
+ Of paradise to give them a foretaste--
+ The paradise his lawgiver had painted;
+ With every joy the lying prophet's book
+ Within his falsely-pictured heaven had placed,
+ They thought their senses had become acquainted.
+ And how was this effected? 'Twas by wine--
+ Of this they drank till every sense gave way,
+ And, while in drunken lethargy they lay,
+ Were borne, according to their chief's design,
+ To sports of pleasantness--to sunshine glades,
+ Delightful gardens and inviting shades.
+ Young tender beauties were abundant there,
+ In earliest bloom, and exquisitely fair;
+ These gayly thronged around the sleeping men,
+ Who, when at length they were awake again,
+ Wondering to see the beauteous objects round,
+ Believed that some way they'd already found
+ Those fields of bliss, in every beauty decked,
+ The false Mahomet promised his elect.
+ Acquaintance quickly made, the Turks advance;
+ The maidens join them in a sprightly dance;
+ Sweet music charms them as they trip along;
+ And every feathered warbler adds his song.
+ The joys that could for every sense suffice.
+ Were found within this earthly paradise.
+ Wine, too, was there--and its effects the same;
+ These people drank, till they could drink no more,
+ Were earned to the place from whence they came.
+ And what resulted from this trickery?
+ These men believed that they should surely be
+ Again transported to that place of pleasure,
+ If, without fear of suffering or of death,
+ They showed devotion to Mahomet's faith,
+ And to their prince obedience without measure.
+ Thus might their sovereign with reason say,
+ And that, now his device had made them so,
+ His was the mightiest empire here below....
+
+All this might be very well in one of La Fontaine's tales--setting apart
+the weakness of the verse; and there are a hundred historical anecdotes
+which could be tolerated there only.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+
+Assassination being, next to poisoning, the crime most cowardly and most
+deserving of punishment, it is not astonishing that it has found an
+apologist in a man whose singular reasoning is, in some things, at
+variance with the reason of the rest of mankind.
+
+In a romance entitled "Emilius," he imagines that he is the guardian of
+a young man, to whom he is very careful to give an education such as is
+received in the military school--teaching him languages, geometry,
+tactics, fortification, and the history of his country. He does not seek
+to inspire him with love for his king and his country, but contents
+himself with making him a joiner. He would have this gentleman-joiner,
+when he has received a blow or a challenge, instead of returning it and
+fighting, "prudently assassinate the man." Molière does, it is true, say
+jestingly, in _"L'Amour Peintre,"_ "assassination is the safest"; but
+the author of this romance asserts that it is the most just and
+reasonable. He says this very seriously, and, in the immensity of his
+paradoxes, this is one of the three or four things which he first says.
+The same spirit of wisdom and decency which makes him declare that a
+preceptor should often accompany his pupil to a place of prostitution,
+makes him decide that this disciple should be an assassin. So that the
+education which Jean Jacques would give to a young man consists in
+teaching him how to handle the plane, and in fitting him for salivation
+and the rope.
+
+We doubt whether fathers of families will be eager to give such
+preceptors to their children. It seems to us that the romance of Emilius
+departs rather too much from the maxims of Mentor in "Telemachus"; but
+it must also be acknowledged that our age has in all things very much
+varied from the great age of Louis XIV.
+
+Happily, none of these horrible infatuations are to be found in the
+"Encyclopædia." It often displays a philosophy seemingly bold, but never
+that atrocious and extravagant babbling which two or three fools have
+called philosophy, and two or three ladies, eloquence.
+
+
+
+
+ASTROLOGY.
+
+
+Astrology might rest on a better foundation than magic. For if no one
+has seen farfadets, or lemures, or dives, or peris, or demons, or
+cacodemons, the predictions of astrologers have often been found true.
+Let two astrologers be consulted on the life of an infant, and on the
+weather; if one of them say that the child shall five to the age of man,
+the other that he shall not; if one foretell rain and the other fair
+weather, it is quite clear that there will be a prophet.
+
+The great misfortune of astrologers is that the heavens have changed
+since the rules of the art were laid down. The sun, which at the equinox
+was in the Ram in the time of the Argonauts, is now in the Bull; and
+astrologers, most unfortunately for their art, now attribute to one
+house of the sun that which visibly belongs to another. Still, this is
+not a demonstrative argument against astrology. The masters of the art
+are mistaken; but it is not proved that the art cannot exist.
+
+There would be no absurdity in saying, "Such a child was born during the
+moon's increase, in a stormy season, at the rising of a certain star;
+its constitution was bad, and its life short and miserable, which is the
+ordinary lot of weak temperaments; another, on the contrary, was born
+when the moon was at the full, and the sun in all his power, in calm
+weather, at the rising of another particular star; his constitution was
+good, and his life long and happy." If such observations had been
+frequently repeated, and found just, experience might, at the end of a
+few thousand centuries, have formed an art which it would have been
+difficult to call in question; it would have been thought, not without
+some appearance of truth, that men are like trees and vegetables, which
+must be planted only in certain seasons. It would have been of no
+service against the astrologers to say, "My son was born in fine
+weather, yet he died in his cradle." The astrologer would have answered,
+"It often happens that trees planted in the proper season perish
+prematurely; I will answer for the stars, but not for the particular
+conformation which you communicated to your child; astrology operates
+only when there is no cause opposed to the good which they have power to
+work."
+
+[Illustration: An Astrologer.]
+
+Nor would astrology have suffered any more discredit from it being said:
+"Of two children who were born in the same minute, one became a king,
+the other nothing more than churchwarden of his parish;" for a defence
+would easily have been made by showing that the peasant made his fortune
+in becoming churchwarden, just as much as the prince did in becoming
+king.
+
+And if it were alleged that a bandit, hung up by order of Sixtus the
+Fifth, was born at the same time as Sixtus, who, from being a swineherd,
+became pope, the astrologers would say that there was a mistake of a few
+seconds, and that, according to the rules, the same star could not
+bestow the tiara and the gallows. It was, then, only because
+long-accumulated experience gave the lie to the predictions that men at
+length perceived that the art was illusory; but their credulity was of
+long duration.
+
+One of the most famous mathematicians of Europe, named Stoffler, who
+flourished in the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries, foretold a
+universal deluge for the year 1524. This deluge was to happen in the
+month of February, and nothing can be more plausible, for Saturn,
+Jupiter, and Mars were then in conjunction in the sign of the Fishes.
+Every nation in Europe, Asia, and Africa that heard of the prediction
+was in consternation. The whole world expected the deluge, in spite of
+the rainbow. Several contemporary authors relate that the inhabitants of
+the maritime provinces of Germany hastened to sell their lands, at any
+price, to such as had more money and less credulity than themselves.
+Each one provided himself with a boat to serve as an ark. A doctor of
+Toulouse, in particular, named Auriol, had an ark built for himself, his
+family, and friends; and the same precautions were taken in a great part
+of Italy. At last the month of February arrived, and not a drop of rain
+fell, never was a month more dry, never were the astrologers more
+embarrassed. However, we neither discouraged nor neglected them; almost
+all our princes continued to consult them.
+
+I have not the honor to be a prince; nevertheless, the celebrated Count
+de Boulainvilliers and an Italian, named Colonna, who had great
+reputation at Paris, both foretold to me that I should assuredly die at
+the age of thirty-two. I have already been so malicious as to deceive
+them thirty years in their calculation--for which I most humbly ask
+their pardon.
+
+
+
+
+ASTRONOMY,
+
+WITH A FEW MORE REFLECTIONS ON ASTROLOGY.
+
+
+M. Duval, who, if I mistake not, was librarian to the Emperor Francis
+I., gives us an account of the manner in which, in his childhood, pure
+instinct gave him the first ideas of astronomy. He was contemplating the
+moon which, as it declined towards the west, seemed to touch the trees
+of a wood. He doubted not that he should find it behind the trees, and,
+on running thither, was astonished to see it at the extremity of the
+horizon.
+
+The following days his curiosity prompted him to watch the course of
+this luminary, and he was still more surprised to find that it rose and
+set at various hours. The different forms which it took from week to
+week, and its total disappearance for some nights, also contributed to
+fix his attention. All that a child could do was to observe and to
+admire, and this was doing much; not one in ten thousand has this
+curiosity and perseverance.
+
+He studied, as he could, for three years, with no other book than the
+heavens, no other master than his eyes. He observed that the stars did
+not change their relative positions; but the brilliancy of the planet
+Venus having caught his attention, it seemed to him to have a particular
+course, like that of the moon. He watched it every night; it disappeared
+for a long time; and at length he saw it become the morning instead of
+the evening star. The course of the sun, which from month to month, rose
+and set in different parts of the heavens, did not escape him. He marked
+the solstices with two staves, without knowing what the solstices were.
+
+It appears to me that some profit might be derived from this example,
+in teaching astronomy to a child of ten or twelve years of age, and with
+much greater facility than this extraordinary child, of whom I have
+spoken, taught himself its first elements.
+
+It is a very attractive spectacle for a mind disposed to the
+contemplation of nature to see that the different phases of the moon are
+precisely the same as those of a globe round which a lighted candle is
+moved, showing here a quarter, here the half of its surface, and
+becoming invisible when an opaque body is interposed between it and the
+candle. In this manner it was that Galileo explained the true principles
+of astronomy before the doge and senators of Venice on St. Mark's tower;
+he demonstrated everything to the eyes.
+
+Indeed, not only a child, but even a man of mature age, who has seen the
+constellations only on maps or globes, finds it difficult to recognize
+them in the heavens. In a little time the child will quite well
+comprehend the causes of the sun's apparent course, and the daily
+revolutions of the fixed stars.
+
+He will, in particular, discover the constellations with the aid of
+these four Latin lines, made by an astronomer about fifty years ago, and
+which are not sufficiently known:
+
+_Delta Aries, Perseum Taurus, Geminique Capellam; Nil Cancer, Plaustrum
+Leo, Virgo Coman, atque Bootem, Libra Anguem, Anguiferum fert Scorpios;
+Antinoum Arcus; Delphinum Caper, Amphora Equos, Cepheida Pisces._
+
+Nothing should be said to him about the systems of Ptolemy and Tycho
+Brahe, because they are false; they can never be of any other service
+than to explain some passages in ancient authors, relating to the errors
+of antiquity. For instance, in the second book of Ovid's
+_"Metamorphoses"_ the sun says to Phaëton:
+
+ _Adde, quod assidua rapitur vertigine cœlum;_
+ _Nitor in adversum; nec me, qui cætera, vincit_
+ _Impetus; et rapido contrarius evehor orbi._
+
+ A rapid motion carries round the heavens;
+ But I--and I alone--resist its force,
+ Marching secure in my opposing path.
+
+This idea of a first mover turning the heavens round in twenty-four
+hours with an impossible motion, and of the sun, though acted upon by
+this first motion, yet imperceptibly advancing from west to east by a
+motion peculiar to itself, and without a cause, would but embarrass a
+young beginner.
+
+It is sufficient for him to know that, whether the earth revolves on its
+own axis and round the sun, or the sun completes his revolution in a
+year, appearances are nearly the same, and that, in astronomy, we are
+obliged to judge of things by our eyes before we examine them as natural
+philosophers.
+
+He will soon know the cause of the eclipses of the sun and the moon, and
+why they do not occur every night. It will at first appear to him that,
+the moon being every month in opposition to and in conjunction with the
+sun, we should have an eclipse of the sun and one of the moon every
+month. But when he finds that these two luminaries are not in the same
+plane and are seldom in the same line with the earth, he will no longer
+be surprised.
+
+He will easily be made to understand how it is that eclipses have been
+foretold, by knowing the exact circle in which the apparent motion of
+the sun and the real motion of the moon are accomplished. He will be
+told that observers found by experience and calculation the number of
+times that these two bodies are precisely in the same line with the
+earth in the space of nineteen years and a few hours, after which they
+seem to recommence the same course; so that, making the necessary
+allowances for the little inequalities that occurred during those
+nineteen years, the exact day, hour, and minute of an eclipse of the sun
+or moon were foretold. These first elements are soon acquired by a child
+of clear conceptions.
+
+Not even the precession of the equinoxes will terrify him. It will be
+enough to tell him that the sun has constantly appeared to advance in
+his annual course, one degree in seventy-two years, towards the east;
+and this is what Ovid meant to express: _"Contrarius evehor
+orbi"_;--"Marching secure in my opposing path."
+
+Thus the Ram, which the sun formerly entered at the beginning of spring,
+is now in the place where the Bull was then. This change which has taken
+place in the heavens, and the entrance of the sun into other
+constellations than those which he formerly occupied, were the
+strongest arguments against the pretended rules of judicial astrology.
+It does not, however, appear that this proof was employed before the
+present century to destroy this universal extravagance which so long
+infected all mankind, and is still in great vogue in Persia.
+
+A man born, according to the almanac, when the sun was in the sign of
+the Lion, was necessarily to be courageous; but, unfortunately, he was
+in reality born under the sign of the Virgin. So that Gauric and Michael
+Morin should have changed all the rules of their art.
+
+It is indeed odd that all the laws of astrology were contrary to those
+of astronomy. The wretched charlatans of antiquity and their stupid
+disciples, who have been so well received and so well paid by all the
+princes of Europe, talked of nothing but Mars and Venus, stationary and
+retrograde. Such as had Mars stationary were always to conquer. Venus
+stationary made all lovers happy. Nothing was worse than to be born
+under Venus retrograde. But the fact is that these planets have never
+been either retrograde or stationary, which a very slight knowledge of
+optics would have sufficed to show.
+
+How, then, can it have been that, in spite of physics and geometry, the
+ridiculous chimera of astrology is entertained even to this day, so that
+we have seen men distinguished for their general knowledge, and
+especially profound in history, who have all their lives been infatuated
+by so despicable an error? But the error was ancient, and that was
+enough.
+
+The Egyptians, the Chaldæans, the Jews, foretold the future; therefore,
+it may be foretold now. Serpents were charmed and spirits were raised in
+those days; therefore, spirits may be raised and serpents charmed now.
+It is only necessary to know the precise formula made use of for the
+purpose. If predictions are at an end, it is the fault, not of the art,
+but of the artist. Michael Morin and his secret died together. It is
+thus that the alchemists speak of the philosopher's stone; if, say they,
+we do not now find it, it is because we do not yet know precisely how to
+seek it; but it is certainly in Solomon's collar-bone. And, with this
+glorious certainty, more than two hundred families in France and Germany
+have ruined themselves.
+
+It is not then to be wondered at that the whole world has been duped by
+astrology. The wretched argument, "there are false prodigies, therefore
+there are true ones," is neither that of a philosopher, nor of a man
+acquainted with the world. "That is false and absurd, therefore it will
+be believed by the multitude," is a much truer maxim.
+
+It is still less astonishing that so many men, raised in other things so
+far above the vulgar; so many princes, so many popes, whom it would have
+been impossible to mislead in the smallest affair of interest, have been
+so ridiculously seduced by this astrological nonsense. They were very
+proud and very ignorant. The stars were for them alone; the rest of the
+world a rabble, with whom the stars had nothing to do. They were like
+the prince who trembled at the sight of a comet, and said gravely to
+those who did not fear it, "You may behold it without concern; you are
+not princes."
+
+The famous German leader, Wallenstein, was one of those infatuated by
+this chimera; he called himself a prince, and consequently thought that
+the zodiac had been made on purpose for him. He never besieged a town,
+nor fought a battle, until he had held a council with the heavens; but,
+as this great man was very ignorant, he placed at the head of this
+council a rogue of an Italian, named Seni, keeping him a coach and six,
+and giving him a pension of twenty thousand livres. Seni, however, never
+foresaw that Wallenstein would be assassinated by order of his most
+gracious sovereign, and that he himself would return to Italy on foot.
+
+It is quite evident that nothing can be known of the future, otherwise
+than by conjectures. These conjectures may be so well-founded as to
+approach certainty. You see a shark swallow a little boy; you may wager
+ten thousand to one that he will be devoured; but you cannot be
+absolutely sure of it, after the adventures of Hercules, Jonas, and
+Orlando Furioso, who each lived so long in a fish's belly.
+
+It cannot be too often repeated that Albertus Magnus and Cardinal
+d'Ailli both made the horoscope of Jesus Christ. It would appear that
+they read in the stars how many devils he would cast out of the bodies
+of the possessed, and what sort of death he was to die. But it was
+unfortunate that these learned astrologers _foretold_ all these things
+so long _after_ they happened.
+
+We shall elsewhere see that in a sect which passes for Christian, it is
+believed to be impossible for the Supreme Intelligence to see the future
+otherwise than by supreme conjecture; for, as the future does not exist,
+it is, say they, a contradiction in terms to talk of seeing at the
+present time that which is not.
+
+
+
+
+ATHEISM.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+
+_On the Comparison so Often Made between Atheism and Idolatry._
+
+It seems to me that, in the _"Dictionnaire Encyclopédique,"_ a more
+powerful refutation might have been brought against the Jesuit
+Richeome's opinion concerning atheists and idolaters--an opinion
+formerly maintained by St. Thomas, St. Gregory Nazianzen, St. Cyprian,
+and Tertullian--an opinion which Arnobius placed in a strong light when
+he said to the pagans, "Do you not blush to reproach us with contempt
+for your gods? Is it not better to believe in no god than to impute to
+them infamous actions?"--an opinion long before established by
+Plutarch, who stated that he would rather have it said that there was
+no Plutarch than that there was a Plutarch, inconstant, choleric, and
+vindictive--an opinion, too, fortified by all the dialectical efforts of
+Bayle.
+
+Such is the ground of dispute, placed in a very striking point of view
+by the Jesuit Richeome, and made still more specious by the way in which
+Bayle sets it off:
+
+"There are two porters at the door of a house. You ask to speak to the
+master. He is not at home, answers one. He is at home, answers the
+other, but is busied in making false money, false contracts, daggers,
+and poisons, to destroy those who have only accomplished his designs.
+The atheist resembles the former of these porters, the pagan the latter.
+It is then evident that the pagan offends the Divinity more grievously
+than the atheist."
+
+With the permission of Father Richeome, and that of Bayle himself, this
+is not at all the state of the question. For the first porter to be like
+the atheist, he must say, not "My master is not here," but "I have no
+master; he who you pretend is my master does not exist. My comrade is a
+blockhead to tell you that the gentleman is engaged in mixing poisons
+and wetting poniards to assassinate those who have executed his will.
+There is no such being in the world."
+
+Richeome, therefore, has reasoned very ill; and Bayle, in his rather
+diffuse discourses, has so far forgotten himself as to do Richeome the
+honor of making a very lame comment upon him.
+
+Plutarch seems to express himself much better, in declaring that he
+prefers those who say there is no Plutarch to those who assert that
+Plutarch is unfit for society. Indeed, of what consequence to him was
+its being said that he was not in the world? But it was of great
+consequence that his reputation should not be injured. With the Supreme
+Being it is otherwise.
+
+Still Plutarch does not come to the real point in discussion. It is only
+asked who most offends the Supreme Being--he who denies Him, or he who
+disfigures Him? It is impossible to know, otherwise than by revelation,
+whether God is offended at the vain discourses which men hold about Him.
+
+Philosophers almost always fall unconsciously into the ideas of the
+vulgar, in supposing that God is jealous of His glory, wrathful, and
+given to revenge, and in taking rhetorical figures for real ideas. That
+which interests the whole world is to know whether it is not better to
+admit a rewarding and avenging God, recompensing hidden good actions,
+and punishing secret crimes, than to admit no God at all.
+
+Bayle exhausts himself in repeating all the infamous things imputed to
+the gods of antiquity. His adversaries answer him by unmeaning
+commonplaces. The partisans and the enemies of Bayle have almost always
+fought without coming to close quarters. They all agree that Jupiter
+was an adulterer, Venus a wanton, Mercury a rogue. But this, I conceive,
+ought not to be considered; the religion of the ancient Romans should be
+distinguished from Ovid's _"Metamorphoses."_ It is quite certain that
+neither they nor even the Greeks ever had a temple dedicated to Mercury
+the Rogue, Venus the Wanton, or Jupiter the Adulterer.
+
+The god whom the Romans called _"Deus optimus maximus"_--most good, most
+great--was not believed to have encouraged Clodius to lie with Cæsar's
+wife, nor Cæsar to become the minion of King Nicomedes.
+
+Cicero does not say that Mercury incited Verres to rob Sicily, though,
+in the fable, Mercury had stolen Apollo's cows. The real religion of the
+ancients was that Jupiter, most good and just, with the secondary
+divinities, punished perjury in the infernal regions. Thus, the Romans
+were long the most religious observers of their oaths. It was in no wise
+ordained that they should believe in Leda's two eggs, in the
+transformation of Inachus's daughter into a cow, or in Apollo's love for
+Hyacinthus. Therefore it must not be said that the religion of Numa was
+dishonoring to the Divinity. So that, as but too often happens, there
+has been a long dispute about a chimera.
+
+Then, it is asked, can a people of atheists exist? I consider that a
+distinction must be made between the people, properly so called, and a
+society of philosophers above the people. It is true that, in every
+country, the populace require the strongest curb; and that if Bayle had
+had but five or six hundred peasants to govern, he would not have failed
+to announce to them a rewarding and avenging God. But Bayle would have
+said nothing about them to the Epicureans, who were people of wealth,
+fond of quiet, cultivating all the social virtues, and friendship in
+particular, shunning the dangers and embarrassments of public
+affairs--leading, in short, a life of ease and innocence. The dispute,
+so far as it regards policy and society, seems to me to end here.
+
+As for people entirely savage, they can be counted neither among the
+theists nor among the atheists. To ask them what is their creed would be
+like asking them if they are for Aristotle or Democritus. They know
+nothing; they are no more atheists than they are peripatetics.
+
+But, it may be insisted, that they live in society, though they have no
+God, and that, therefore, society may subsist without religion.
+
+In this case I shall reply that wolves live so; and that an assemblage
+of barbarous cannibals, as you suppose them to be, is not a society.
+And, further, I will ask you if, when you have lent your money to any
+one of your society, you would have neither your debtor, nor your
+attorney, nor your notary, nor your judge, believe in a God?
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+_Modern Atheists.--Arguments of the Worshippers of God._
+
+We are intelligent beings, and intelligent beings cannot have been
+formed by a blind, brute, insensible being; there is certainly some
+difference between a clod and the ideas of Newton. Newton's
+intelligence, then, came from some other intelligence.
+
+When we see a fine machine, we say there is a good machinist, and that
+he has an excellent understanding. The world is assuredly an admirable
+machine; therefore there is in the world, somewhere or other, an
+admirable intelligence. This argument is old, but is not therefore the
+worse.
+
+All animated bodies are composed of levers and pulleys, which act
+according to the laws of mechanics; of liquors, which are kept in
+perpetual circulation by the laws of hydrostatics; and the reflection
+that all these beings have sentiment which has no relation to their
+organization, fills us with wonder.
+
+The motions of the stars, that of our little earth round the sun--all
+are operated according to the laws of the profoundest mathematics. How
+could it be that Plato, who knew not one of these laws--the eloquent but
+chimerical Plato, who said that the foundation of the earth was an
+equilateral triangle, and that of water a right-angled triangle--the
+strange Plato, who said there could be but five worlds, because there
+were but five regular bodieshow, I say, was it that Plato, who was not
+even acquainted with spherical trigonometry, had nevertheless so fine a
+genius, so happy an instinct, as to call God the Eternal
+Geometrician--to feel that there exists a forming Intelligence? Spinoza
+himself confesses it. It is impossible to controvert this truth, which
+surrounds us and presses us on all sides.
+
+_Argument of the Atheists._
+
+I have, however, known refractory individuals, who have said that there
+is no forming intelligence, and that motion alone has formed all that we
+see and all that we are. They say boldly that the combination of this
+universe was possible because it exists; therefore it was possible for
+motion of itself to arrange it. Take four planets only--Mars, Venus,
+Mercury, and the Earth; let us consider them solely in the situations in
+which they now are; and let us see how many probabilities we have that
+motion will bring them again to those respective places. There are but
+twenty-four chances in this combination; that is, it is only twenty-four
+to one that these planets will not be found in the same situations with
+respect to one another. To these four globes add that of Jupiter; and it
+is then only a hundred and twenty to one that Jupiter, Mars, Venus,
+Mercury, and our globe will not be placed in the same positions in which
+we now see them.
+
+Lastly, add Saturn; and there will then be only seven hundred and twenty
+chances to one against putting these planets in their present
+arrangement, according to their given distances. It is, then,
+demonstrated that once, at least, in seven hundred and twenty cases,
+chance might place these planets in their present order.
+
+Then take all the secondary planets, all their motions, all the beings
+that vegetate, live, feel, think, act, on all these globes; you have
+only to increase the number of chances; multiply this number to all
+eternity--to what our weakness calls _infinity_--there will still be an
+unit in favor of the formation of the world, such as it is, by motion
+alone; therefore it is possible that, in all eternity, the motion of
+matter alone has produced the universe as it exists. Nay, this
+combination must, in eternity, of necessity happen. Thus, say they, not
+only it is possible that the world is as it is by motion alone, but it
+was impossible that it should not be so after infinite combinations.
+
+_Answer._
+
+All this supposition seems to me to be prodigiously chimerical, for two
+reasons: the first is, that in this universe there are intelligent
+beings, and you cannot prove it possible for motion alone to produce
+understanding. The second is, that, by your own confession, the chances
+are infinity to unity, that an intelligent forming cause produced the
+universe. Standing alone against infinity, a unit makes but a poor
+figure.
+
+Again Spinoza himself admits this intelligence; it is the basis of his
+system. You have not read him, but you must read him. Why would you go
+further than he, and, through a foolish pride, plunge into the abyss
+where Spinoza dared not to descend? Are you not aware of the extreme
+folly of saying that it is owing to a blind cause that the square of the
+revolution of one planet is always to the squares of the others as the
+cube of its distance is to the cubes of the distances of the others from
+the common centre? Either the planets are great geometricians, or the
+Eternal Geometrician has arranged the planets.
+
+But where is the Eternal Geometrician? Is He in one place, or in all
+places, without occupying space? I know not. Has He arranged all things
+of His own substance? I know not. Is He immense, without quantity and
+without quality? I know not. All I know is, that we must adore Him and
+be just.
+
+_New Objection of a Modern Atheist._
+
+Can it be said that the conformation of animals is according to their
+necessities? What are those necessities? Self-preservation and
+propagation. Now, is it astonishing that, of the infinite combinations
+produced by chance, those only have survived which had organs adapted
+for their nourishment and the continuation of their species? Must not
+all others necessarily have perished?
+
+_Answer._
+
+This argument, taken from Lucretius, is sufficiently refuted by the
+sensation given to animals and the intelligence given to man. How, as
+has just been said in the preceding paragraph, should combinations
+produced by chance produce this sensation and this intelligence? Yes,
+doubtless, the members of animals are made for all their necessities
+with an incomprehensible art, and you have not the boldness to deny it.
+You do not mention it. You feel that you can say nothing in answer to
+this great argument which Nature brings against you. The disposition of
+the wing of a fly, or of the feelers of a snail, is sufficient to
+confound you.
+
+_An Objection of Maupertuis._
+
+The natural philosophers of modern times have done nothing more than
+extend these pretended arguments; this they have sometimes done even to
+minuteness and indecency. They have found God in the folds of a
+rhinoceros's hide; they might, with equal reason, have denied His
+existence on account of the tortoise's shell.
+
+_Answer._
+
+What reasoning! The tortoise and the rhinoceros, and all the different
+species, prove alike in their infinite varieties the same cause, the
+same design, the same end, which are preservation, generation, and
+death. Unity is found in this immense variety; the hide and the shell
+bear equal testimony. What! deny God, because a shell is not like a
+skin! And journalists have lavished upon this coxcombry praises which
+they have withheld from Newton and Locke, both worshippers of the
+Divinity from thorough examination and conviction!
+
+_Another of Maupertuis's Objections._
+
+Of what service are beauty and fitness in the construction of a serpent?
+Perhaps, you say, it has uses of which we are ignorant. Let us then, at
+least, be silent, and not admire an animal which we know only by the
+mischief it does.
+
+_Answer._
+
+Be you silent, also, since you know no more of its utility than myself;
+or acknowledge that, in reptiles, everything is admirably proportioned.
+Some of them are venomous; you have been so too. The only subject at
+present under consideration is the prodigious art which has formed
+serpents, quadrupeds, birds, fishes, and bipeds. This art is evident
+enough. You ask, Why is not the serpent harmless? And why have you not
+been harmless? Why have you been a persecutor? which, in a philosopher,
+is the greatest of crimes. This is quite another question; it is that of
+physical and moral evil. It has long been asked, Why are there so many
+serpents, and so many wicked men worse than serpents? If flies could
+reason, they would complain to God of the existence of spiders; but they
+would, at the same time, acknowledge what Minerva confessed to Arachne
+in the fable, that they arrange their webs in a wonderful manner.
+
+We cannot, then, do otherwise than acknowledge an ineffable
+Intelligence, which Spinoza himself admitted. We must own that it is
+displayed as much in the meanest insect as in the planets. And with
+regard to moral and physical evil, what can be done or said? Let us
+console ourselves by the enjoyment of physical and moral good, and adore
+the Eternal Being, who has ordained the one and permitted the other.
+
+One word more on this topic. Atheism is the vice of some intelligent
+men, and superstition is the vice of fools. And what is the vice of
+knaves?--Hypocrisy.
+
+
+SECTION III.
+
+_Unjust Accusation.--Justification of Vanini._
+
+Formerly, whoever was possessed of a secret in any art was in danger of
+passing for a sorcerer; every new sect was charged with murdering
+infants in its mysteries; and every philosopher who departed from the
+jargon of the schools was accused of atheism by knaves and fanatics, and
+condemned by blockheads.
+
+Anaxagorus dares to assert that the sun is not conducted by Apollo,
+mounted in a chariot and four; he is condemned as an atheist, and
+compelled to fly.
+
+Aristotle is accused of atheism by a priest, and not being powerful
+enough to punish his accuser, he retires to Chalcis. But the death of
+Socrates is the greatest blot on the page of Grecian history.
+
+Aristophanes--he whom commentators admire because he was a Greek,
+forgetting that Socrates was also a Greek--Aristophanes was the first
+who accustomed the Athenians to regard Socrates as an atheist.
+
+This comic poet, who is neither comic nor poetical, would not, among us,
+have been permitted to exhibit his farces at the fair of St. Lawrence.
+He appears to me to be much lower and more despicable than Plutarch
+represents him. Let us see what the wise Plutarch says of this buffoon:
+"The language of Aristophanes bespeaks his miserable quackery; it is
+made up of the lowest and most disgusting puns; he is not even pleasing
+to the people; and to men of judgment and honor he is insupportable; his
+arrogance is intolerable, and all good men detest his malignity."
+
+This, then, is the jack-pudding whom Madame Dacier, an admirer of
+Socrates, ventures to admire! Such was the man who, indirectly, prepared
+the poison by which infamous judges put to death the most virtuous man
+in Greece.
+
+The tanners, cobblers, and seamstresses of Athens applauded a farce in
+which Socrates was represented lifted in the air in a hamper, announcing
+that there was no God, and boasting of having stolen a cloak while he
+was teaching philosophy. A whole people, whose government sanctioned
+such infamous licences, well deserved what has happened to them, to
+become slaves to the Romans, and, subsequently, to the Turks. The
+Russians, whom the Greeks of old would have called barbarians, would
+neither have poisoned Socrates, nor have condemned Alcibiades to death.
+
+We pass over the ages between the Roman commonwealth and our own times.
+The Romans, much more wise than the Greeks, never persecuted a
+philosopher for his opinions. Not so the barbarous nations which
+succeeded the Roman Empire. No sooner did the Emperor Frederick II.
+begin to quarrel with the popes, than he was accused of being an
+atheist, and being the author of the book of "The Three Impostors,"
+conjointly with his chancellor De Vincis.
+
+Does our high-chancellor, de l'Hôpital, declare against persecution? He
+is immediately charged with atheism--_"Homo doctus, sed vetus atheus."_
+There was a Jesuit, as much beneath Aristophanes as Aristophanes is
+beneath Homer--a wretch, whose name has become ridiculous even among
+fanatics--the Jesuit Garasse, who found atheists everywhere. He bestows
+the name upon all who are the objects of his virulence. He calls
+Theodore Beza an atheist. It was he, too, that led the public into error
+concerning Vanini.
+
+The unfortunate end of Vanini does not excite our pity and indignation
+like that of Socrates, because Vanini was only a foreign pedant, without
+merit; however, Vanini was not, as was pretended, an atheist; he was
+quite the contrary.
+
+He was a poor Neapolitan priest, a theologian and preacher by trade, an
+outrageous disputer on quiddities and universals, and _"utrum chimæra
+bombinans in vacuo possit comedere secundas intentiones."_ But there was
+nothing in him tending to atheism. His notion of God is that of the
+soundest and most approved theology: "God is the beginning and the end,
+the father of both, without need of either, eternal without time, in no
+one place, yet present everywhere. To him there is neither past nor
+future; he is within and without everything; he has created all, and
+governs all; he is immutable, infinite without parts; his power is his
+will." This is not very philosophical, but it is the most approved
+theology.
+
+Vanini prided himself on reviving Plato's fine idea, adopted by
+Averroës, that God had created a chain of beings from the smallest to
+the greatest, the last link of which was attached to his eternal throne;
+an idea more sublime than true, but as distant from atheism as being
+from nothing.
+
+He travelled to seek his fortune and to dispute; but, unfortunately,
+disputation leads not to fortune; a man makes himself as many
+irreconcilable enemies as he finds men of learning or of pedantry to
+argue against. Vanini's ill-fortune had no other source. His heat and
+rudeness in disputation procured him the hatred of some theologians; and
+having quarrelled with one Franconi, this Franconi, the friend of his
+enemies, charged him with being an atheist and teaching atheism.
+
+Franconi, aided by some witnesses, had the barbarity, when confronted
+with the accused, to maintain what he had advanced. Vanini, on the
+stool, being asked what he thought of the existence of a God, answered
+that he, with the Church, adored a God in three persons. Taking a straw
+from the ground, "This," said he, "is sufficient to prove that there is
+a creator." He then delivered a very fine discourse on vegetation and
+motion, and the necessity of a Supreme Being, without whom there could
+be neither motion nor vegetation.
+
+The president Grammont, who was then at Toulouse, repeats this discourse
+in his history of France, now so little known; and the same Grammont,
+through some unaccountable prejudice, asserts that Vanini said all this
+"through vanity, or through fear, rather than from inward conviction."
+
+On what could this atrocious, rash judgment of the president be founded?
+It is evident, from Vanini's answer, that he could not but be acquitted
+of the charge of atheism. But what followed? This unfortunate foreign
+priest also dabbled in medicine. There was found in his house a large
+live toad, which he kept in a vessel of water; he was forthwith accused
+of being a sorcerer. It was maintained that this toad was the god which
+he adored. An impious meaning was attributed to several passages of his
+books, a thing which is both common and easy, by taking objections for
+answers, giving some bad sense to a loose phrase, and perverting an
+innocent expression. At last, the faction which oppressed him forced
+from his judges the sentence which condemned him to die.
+
+In order to justify this execution it was necessary to charge the
+unfortunate man with the most enormous of crimes. The grey friar--the
+_very_ grey friar Marsenne, was so besotted as to publish that "Vanini
+set out from Naples, with twelve of his apostles, to convert the whole
+world to atheism." What a pitiful tale! How should a poor priest have
+twelve men in his pay? How should he persuade twelve Neapolitans to
+travel at great expense, in order to spread this revolting doctrine at
+the peril of their lives? Would a king himself have it in his power to
+pay twelve preachers of atheism? No one before Father Marsenne had
+advanced so enormous an absurdity. But after him it was repeated; the
+journals and historical dictionaries caught it, and the world, which
+loves the extraordinary, has believed the fable without examination.
+
+Even Bayle, in his miscellaneous thoughts (_Pensées Diverses_), speaks
+of Vanini as of an atheist. He cites his example in support of his
+paradox, that "a society of atheists might exist." He assures us that
+Vanini was a man of very regular morals, and that he was a martyr to
+his philosophical opinions. On both these points he is equally mistaken.
+Vanini informs us in his "Dialogues," written in imitation of Erasmus,
+that he had a mistress named Isabel. He was as free in his writings as
+in his conduct; but he was not an atheist.
+
+A century after his death, the learned Lacroze, and he who took the name
+of Philaletes, endeavored to justify him. But as no one cares anything
+about the memory of an unfortunate Neapolitan, scarcely any one has read
+these apologies.
+
+The Jesuit Hardouin, more learned and no less rash than Garasse, in his
+book entitled _"Athei Detecti"_ charges the Descartes, the Arnaulds, the
+Pascals, the Malebranches, with atheism. Happily, Vanini's fate was not
+theirs.
+
+
+SECTION IV.
+
+A word on the question in morals, agitated by Bayle, "Whether a society
+of atheists can exist." Here let us first observe the enormous
+self-contradictions of men in disputation. Those who have been most
+violent in opposing the opinion of Bayle, those who have denied with the
+greatest virulence the possibility of a society of atheists, are the
+very men who have since maintained with equal ardor that atheism is the
+religion of the Chinese government.
+
+They have most assuredly been mistaken concerning the government of
+China; they had only to read the edicts of the emperors of that vast
+country, and they would have seen that those edicts are sermons, in
+which a Supreme Being--governing, avenging, and rewarding--is
+continually spoken of.
+
+But, at the same time, they are no less deceived respecting the
+impossibility of a society of atheists; nor can I conceive how Bayle
+could forget a striking instance which might have rendered his cause
+victorious.
+
+In what does the apparent impossibility of a society of atheists
+consist? In this: It is judged that men without some restraint could not
+live together; that laws have no power against secret crimes; and that
+it is necessary to have an avenging God--punishing, in this world or in
+the next, such as escape human justice.
+
+The laws of Moses, it is true, did not teach the doctrine of a life to
+come, did not threaten with chastisements after death, nor even teach
+the primitive Jews the immortality of the soul; but the Jews, far from
+being atheists, far from believing that they could elude the divine
+vengeance, were the most religious of men. They believed not only in the
+existence of an eternal God, but that He was always present among them;
+they trembled lest they should be punished in themselves, their wives,
+their children, their posterity to the fourth generation. This was a
+very powerful check.
+
+But among the Gentiles various sects had no restraint; the Skeptics
+doubted of everything; the Academics suspended their judgment on
+everything; the Epicureans were persuaded that the Divinity could not
+meddle in human affairs, and in their hearts admitted no Divinity. They
+were convinced that the soul is not a substance, but a faculty which is
+born and perishes with the body; consequently, they had no restraint but
+that of morality and honor. The Roman senators and knights were in
+reality atheists; for to men who neither feared nor hoped anything from
+them, the gods could not exist. The Roman senate, then, in the time of
+Cæsar and Cicero, was in fact an assembly of atheists.
+
+That great orator, in his oration for Cluentius, says to the whole
+assembled senate: "What does he lose by death? We reject all the silly
+fables about the infernal regions. What, then, can death take from him?
+Nothing but the susceptibility of sorrow."
+
+Does not Cæsar, wishing to save the life of his friend Catiline,
+threatened by the same Cicero, object that to put a criminal to death is
+not to punish him--that death is nothing--that it is but the termination
+of our ills--a moment rather fortunate than calamitous? Did not Cicero
+and the whole senate yield to this reasoning? The conquerors and
+legislators of all the known world then, evidently, formed a society of
+men who feared nothing from the gods, but were real atheists.
+
+Bayle next examines whether idolatry is more dangerous than
+atheism--whether it is a greater crime not to believe in the Divinity
+than to have unworthy notions of it; in this he thinks with
+Plutarch--that it is better to have no opinion than a bad opinion; but,
+without offence to Plutarch, it was infinitely better that the Greeks
+should fear Ceres, Neptune, and Jupiter than that they should fear
+nothing at all. It is clear that the sanctity of oaths is necessary; and
+that those are more to be trusted who think a false oath will be
+punished, than those who think they may take a false oath with impunity.
+It cannot be doubted that, in an organized society, it is better to have
+even a bad religion than no religion at all.
+
+It appears then that Bayle should rather have examined whether atheism
+or fanaticism is the most dangerous. Fanaticism is certainly a thousand
+times the most to be dreaded; for atheism inspires no sanguinary
+passion, but fanaticism does; atheism does not oppose crime, but
+fanaticism prompts to its commission. Let us suppose, with the author of
+the _"Commentarium Return Gallicarum,"_ that the High-Chancellor de
+l'Hôpital was an atheist; he made none but wise laws; he recommended
+only moderation and concord. The massacres of St. Bartholomew were
+committed by fanatics. Hobbes passed for an atheist; yet he led a life
+of innocence and quiet, while the fanatics of his time deluged England,
+Scotland, and Ireland with blood. Spinoza was not only an atheist--he
+taught atheism; but assuredly he had no part in the judicial
+assassination of Barneveldt; nor was it he who tore in pieces the two
+brothers De Witt, and ate them off the gridiron.
+
+Atheists are, for the most part, men of learning, bold but bewildered,
+who reason ill and, unable to comprehend the creation, the origin of
+evil, and other difficulties, have recourse to the hypothesis of the
+eternity of things and of necessity.
+
+The ambitious and the voluptuous have but little time to reason; they
+have other occupations than that of comparing Lucretius with Socrates.
+Such is the case with us and our time.
+
+It was otherwise with the Roman senate, which was composed almost
+entirely of theoretical and practical atheists, that is, believing
+neither in Providence nor in a future state; this senate was an assembly
+of philosophers, men of pleasure, and ambitious men, who were all very
+dangerous, and who ruined the commonwealth. Under the emperors,
+Epicureanism prevailed. The atheists of the senate had been factious in
+the times of Sulla and of Cæsar; in those of Augustus and Tiberius, they
+were atheistical slaves.
+
+I should not wish to come in the way of an atheistical prince, whose
+interest it should be to have me pounded in a mortar; I am quite sure
+that I should be so pounded. Were I a sovereign, I would not have to do
+with atheistical courtiers, whose interest it was to poison me; I should
+be under the necessity of taking an antidote every day. It is then
+absolutely necessary for princes and people that the idea of a Supreme
+Being--creating, governing, rewarding, and punishing--be profoundly
+engraved on their minds.
+
+There are, nations of atheists, says Bayle in his "Thoughts on Comets."
+The Kaffirs, the Hottentots, and many other small populations, have no
+god; they neither affirm nor deny that there is one; they have never
+heard of Him; tell them that there is one, and they will easily believe
+it; tell them that all is done by the nature of things, and they will
+believe you just the same. To pretend that they are atheists would be
+like saying they are anti-Cartesians. They are neither for Descartes nor
+against him; they are no more than children; a child is neither atheist
+nor deist; he is nothing.
+
+From all this, what conclusion is to be drawn? That atheism is a most
+pernicious monster in those who govern; that it is the same in the men
+of their cabinet, since it may extend itself from the cabinet to those
+in office; that, although less to be dreaded than fanaticism, it is
+almost always fatal to virtue. And especially, let it be added, that
+there are fewer atheists now than ever--since philosophers have become
+persuaded that there is no vegetative being without a germ, no germ
+without a design, etc., and that the corn in our fields does not spring
+from rottenness.
+
+Unphilosophical geometricians have rejected final causes, but true
+philosophers admit them; and, as it is elsewhere observed, a catechist
+announces God to children, and Newton demonstrates Him to the wise.
+
+If there be atheists, who are to blame? Who but the mercenary tyrants of
+our souls, who, while disgusting us with their knavery, urge some weak
+spirits to deny the God whom such monsters dishonor? How often have the
+people's bloodsuckers forced overburdened citizens to revolt against the
+king!
+
+Men who have fattened on our substance, cry out to us: "Be persuaded
+that an ass spoke; believe that a fish swallowed a man, and threw him up
+three days after, safe and sound, on the shore; doubt not that the God
+of the universe ordered one Jewish prophet to eat excrement, and another
+to buy two prostitutes, and have bastards by them;" such are the words
+put into the mouth of the God of purity and truth! Believe a hundred
+things either visibly abominable or mathematically impossible; otherwise
+the God of Mercy will burn you in hell-fire, not only for millions of
+millions of ages, but for all eternity, whether you have a body or have
+not a body.
+
+These brutal absurdities are revolting to rash and weak minds, as well
+as to firm and wise ones. They say: "Our teachers represent God to us as
+the most insensate and barbarous of all beings; therefore, there is no
+God." But they ought to say, "Our teachers represent God as furious and
+ridiculous, therefore God is the reverse of what they describe Him; He
+is as wise and good as they say He is foolish and wicked." Thus do the
+wise decide. But, if a fanatic hears them, he denounces them to a
+magistrate--a sort of priest's officer, which officer has them burned
+alive, thinking that he is therein imitating and avenging the Divine
+Majesty which he insults.
+
+
+
+
+ATHEIST.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+There were once many atheists among the Christians; they are now much
+fewer. It at first appears to be a paradox, but examination proves it to
+be a truth, that theology often threw men's minds into atheism, until
+philosophy at length drew them out of it. It must indeed have been
+pardonable to doubt of the Divinity, when His only announcers disputed
+on His nature. Nearly all the first Fathers of the Church made God
+corporeal, and others, after them, giving Him no extent, lodged Him in a
+part of heaven. According to some, He had created the world in Time;
+while, according to others, He had created Time itself. Some gave Him a
+Son like to Himself; others would not grant that the Son was like to the
+Father. It was also disputed in what way a third person proceeded from
+the other two.
+
+It was agitated whether the Son had been, while on earth, composed of
+two persons. So that the question undesignedly became, whether there
+were five persons in the Divinity--three in heaven and two for Jesus
+Christ upon earth; or four persons, reckoning Christ upon earth as only
+one; or three persons, considering Christ only as God. There were
+disputes about His mother, His descent into hell and into limbo; the
+manner in which the body of the God-man was eaten, and the blood of the
+God-man was drunk; on grace; on the saints, and a thousand other
+matters. When the confidants of the Divinity were seen so much at
+variance among themselves anathematizing one another from age to age,
+but all agreeing in an immoderate thirst for riches and grandeur--while,
+on the other hand, were beheld the prodigious number of crimes and
+miseries which afflicted the earth, and of which many were caused by the
+very disputes of these teachers of souls--it must be confessed that it
+was allowable for rational men to doubt the existence of a being so
+strangely announced, and for men of sense to imagine that a God, who
+could of His own free will make so many beings miserable, did not exist.
+
+Suppose, for example, a natural philosopher of the fifteenth century
+reading these words in "St. Thomas's Dream": _"Virtus cœli, loco
+spermatis, sufficit cum elementis et putrefactione ad generationem
+animalium imperfectorum."_ "The virtue of heaven instead of seed is
+sufficient, with the elements and putrefaction, for the generation of
+imperfect animals." Our philosopher would reason thus: "If corruption
+suffices with the elements to produce unformed animals, it would appear
+that a little more corruption, with a little more heat, would also
+produce animals more complete. The virtue of heaven is here no other
+than the virtue of nature. I shall then think, with Epicurus and St.
+Thomas, that men may have sprung from the slime of the earth and the
+rays of the sun--a noble origin, too, for beings so wretched and so
+wicked. Why should I admit a creating God, presented to me under so many
+contradictory and revolting aspects?" But at length physics arose, and
+with them philosophy. Then it was clearly discovered that the mud of the
+Nile produced not a single insect, nor a single ear of corn, and men
+were found to acknowledge throughout, germs, relations, means, and an
+astonishing correspondence among all beings. The particles of light have
+been followed, which go from the sun to enlighten the globe and the ring
+of Saturn, at the distance of three hundred millions of leagues; then,
+coming to the earth, form two opposite angles in the eye of the minutest
+insect, and paint all nature on its retina. A philosopher was given to
+the world who discovered the simple and sublime laws by which the
+celestial globes move in the immensity of space. Thus the work of the
+universe, now that it is better known, bespeaks a workman, and so many
+never-varying laws announce a lawgiver. Sound philosophy, therefore, has
+destroyed atheism, to which obscure theology furnished weapons of
+defence.
+
+But one resource was left for the small number of difficult minds,
+which, being more forcibly struck by the pretended injustices of a
+Supreme Being than by his wisdom, were obstinate in denying this first
+mover. Nature has existed from all eternity; everything in nature is in
+motion, therefore everything in it continually changes. And if
+everything is forever changing, all possible combinations must take
+place; therefore the present combinations of all things may have been
+the effect of this eternal motion and change alone. Take six dice, and
+it is 46,655 to one that you do not throw six times six. But still there
+is that one chance in 46,656. So, in the infinity of ages, any one of
+the infinite number of combinations, as that of the present arrangement
+of the universe, is not impossible.
+
+Minds, otherwise rational, have been misled by these arguments; but they
+have not considered that there is infinity against them, and that there
+certainly is not infinity against the existence of God. They should,
+moreover, consider that if everything were changing, the smallest things
+could not remain unchanged, as they have so long done. They have at
+least no reason to advance why new species are not formed every day. On
+the contrary, it is very probable that a powerful hand, superior to
+these continual changes, keeps all species within the bounds it, has
+prescribed them. Thus the philosopher, who acknowledges a God, has a
+number of probabilities on his side, while the atheist has only doubts.
+
+It is evident that in morals it is much better to acknowledge a God than
+not to admit one. It is certainly to the interest of all men that there
+should be a Divinity to punish what human, justice cannot repress; but
+it is also clear that it were better to acknowledge no God than to
+worship a barbarous one, and offer Him human victims, as so many nations
+have done.
+
+We have one striking example, which places this truth beyond a doubt.
+The Jews, under Moses, had no idea of the immortality of the soul, nor
+of a future state. Their lawgiver announced to them, from God, only
+rewards and punishments purely temporal; they, therefore, had only this
+life to provide for. Moses commands the Levites to kill twenty-three
+thousand of their brethren for having had a golden or gilded calf. On
+another occasion twenty-four thousand of them are massacred for having
+had commerce with the young women of the country; and twelve thousand
+are struck dead because some few of them had wished to support the ark,
+which was near falling. It may, with perfect reverence for the decrees
+of Providence, be affirmed, humanly speaking, that it would have been
+much better for these fifty-nine thousand men, who believed in no future
+state, to have been absolute atheists and have lived, than to have been
+massacred in the name of the God whom they acknowledged.
+
+It is quite certain that atheism is not taught in the schools of the
+learned of China, but many of those learned men are atheists, for they
+are indifferent philosophers. Now it would undoubtedly be better to live
+with them at Pekin, enjoying the mildness of their manners and their
+laws, than to be at Goa, liable to groan in irons, in the prisons of the
+inquisition, until brought out in a brimstone-colored garment,
+variegated with devils, to perish in the flames.
+
+They who have maintained that a society of atheists may exist have then
+been right, for it is laws that form society, and these atheists, being
+moreover philosophers, may lead a very wise and happy life under the
+shade of those laws. They will certainly live in society more easily
+than superstitious fanatics. People one town with Epicureans such as
+Simonides, Protagoras, Des Barreux, Spinoza; and another with Jansenists
+and Molinists. In which do you think there will be the most quarrels and
+tumults? Atheism, considering it only with relation to this life, would
+be very dangerous among a ferocious people, and false ideas of the
+Divinity would be no less pernicious. Most of the great men of this
+world live as if they were atheists. Every man who has lived with his
+eyes open knows that the knowledge of a God, His presence, and His
+justice, has not the slightest influence over the wars, the treaties,
+the objects of ambition, interest or pleasure, in the pursuit of which
+they are wholly occupied. Yet we do not see that they grossly violate
+the rules established in society. It is much more agreeable to pass our
+lives among them than among the superstitious and fanatical. I do, it is
+true, expect more justice from one who believes in a God than from one
+who has no such belief; but from the superstitious I look only for
+bitterness and persecution. Atheism and fanaticism are two monsters
+which may tear society in pieces; but the atheist preserves his reason,
+which checks his propensity to mischief, while the fanatic is under the
+influence of a madness which is constantly urging him on.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+In England, as everywhere else, there have been, and there still are,
+many atheists by principle; for there are none but young, inexperienced
+preachers, very ill-informed of what passes in the world, who affirm
+that there cannot be atheists. I have known some in France, who were
+quite good natural philosophers; and have, I own, been very much
+surprised that men who could so ably develop the secret springs of
+nature should obstinately refuse to acknowledge the hand which so
+evidently puts those springs in action.
+
+It appears to me that one of the principles which leads them to
+materialism is that they believe in the plentitude and infinity of the
+universe, and the eternity of matter. It must be this which misleads
+them, for almost all the Newtonians whom I have met admit the void and
+the termination of matter, and consequently admit a God.
+
+Indeed, if matter be infinite, as so many philosophers, even including
+Descartes, pretend, it has of itself one of the attributes of the
+Supreme Being: if a void be impossible, matter exists of necessity; it
+has existed from all eternity. With these principles, therefore, we may
+dispense with God, creating, modifying, and preserving matter.
+
+I am aware that Descartes, and most of the schools which have believed
+in the _plenum_, and the infinity of matter, have nevertheless admitted
+a God; but this is only because men scarcely ever reason or act upon
+their principles.
+
+Had men reasoned, consequently, Epicurus and his apostle Lucretius must
+have been the most religious assertors of the Providence which they
+combated; for when they admitted the void and the termination of matter,
+a truth of which they had only an imperfect glimpse, it necessarily
+followed that matter was the being of necessity, existing by itself,
+since it was not indefinite. They had, therefore, in their own
+philosophy, and in their own despite, a demonstration that there is a
+Supreme Being, necessary, infinite, the fabricator of the universe.
+Newton's philosophy, which admits and proves the void and finite matter,
+also demonstratively proves the existence of a God.
+
+Thus I regard true philosophers as the apostles of the Divinity. Each
+class of men requires its particular ones; a parish catechist tells
+children that there is a God, but Newton proves it to the wise.
+
+In London, under Charles II. after Cromwell's wars, as at Paris under
+Henry IV. after the war of the Guises, people took great pride in being
+atheists; having passed from the excess of cruelty to that of pleasure,
+and corrupted their minds successively by war and by voluptuousness,
+they reasoned very indifferently. Since then the more nature has been
+studied the better its Author has been known.
+
+One thing I will venture to believe, which is, that of all religions,
+theism is the most widely spread in the world. It is the prevailing
+religion of China; it is that of the wise among the Mahometans; and,
+among Christian philosophers, eight out of ten are of the same opinion.
+It has penetrated even into the schools of theology, into the cloisters,
+into the conclave; it is a sort of sect without association, without
+worship, without ceremonies, without disputes, and without zeal, spread
+through the world without having been preached. Theism, like Judaism, is
+to be found amidst all religions; but it is singular that the latter,
+which is the extreme of superstition, abhorred by the people and
+contemned by the wise, is everywhere tolerated for money; while the
+former, which is the opposite of superstition, unknown to the people,
+and embraced by philosophers alone, is publicly exercised nowhere but in
+China. There is no country in Europe where there are more theists than
+in England. Some persons ask whether they have a religion or not.
+
+There are two sorts of theists. The one sort think that God made the
+world without giving man rules for good and evil. It is clear that these
+should have no other name than that of philosophers.
+
+The others believe that God gave to man a natural law. These, it is
+certain, have a religion, though they have no external worship. They
+are, with reference to the Christian religion, peaceful enemies, which
+she carries in her bosom; they renounce without any design of destroying
+her. All other sects desire to predominate, like political bodies, which
+seek to feed on the substance of others, and rise upon their ruin;
+theism has always lain quiet. Theists have never been found caballing in
+any state.
+
+There was in London a society of theists, who for some time continued to
+meet together. They had a small book of their laws, in which religion,
+on which so many ponderous volumes have been written, occupied only two
+pages. Their principal axiom was this: "Morality is the same among all
+men; therefore it comes from God. Worship is various; therefore it is
+the work of man."
+
+The second axiom was: "Men, being all brethren, and acknowledging the
+same God, it is execrable that brethren should persecute brethren,
+because they testify their love for the common father in a different
+manner. Indeed," said they, "what upright man would kill his elder
+brother because one of them had saluted their father after the Chinese
+and the other after the Dutch fashion, especially while it was undecided
+in what way the father wished their reverence to be made to him? Surely
+he who should act thus would be a bad brother rather than a good son."
+
+I am well aware that these maxims lead directly to "the abominable and
+execrable dogma of toleration"; but I do no more than simply relate the
+fact. I am very careful not to become a controversialist. It must,
+however, be admitted that if the different sects into which Christians
+have been divided had possessed this moderation, Christianity would have
+been disturbed by fewer disorders, shaken by fewer revolutions, and
+stained with less blood.
+
+Let us pity the theists for combating our holy revelation. But whence
+comes it that so many Calvinists, Lutherans, Anabaptists, Nestorians,
+Arians, partisans of Rome, and enemies of Rome, have been so sanguinary,
+so barbarous, and so miserable, now persecuting, now persecuted? It is
+because they have been the multitude. Whence is it that theists, though
+in error, have never done harm to mankind? Because they have been
+philosophers. The Christian religion has cost the human species
+seventeen millions of men, reckoning only one million per century, who
+have perished either by the hands of the ordinary executioner, or by
+those of executioners paid and led to battle--all for the salvation of
+souls and the greater glory of God.
+
+I have heard men express astonishment that a religion so moderate, and
+so apparently conformable to reason, as theism, has not been spread
+among the people. Among the great and little vulgar may be found pious
+herb-women, Molinist duchesses, scrupulous seamstresses who would go to
+the stake for anabaptism, devout hackney-coachmen, most determined in
+the cause of Luther or of Arius, but no theists; for theism cannot so
+much be called a religion as a system of philosophy, and the vulgar,
+whether great or little, are not philosophers.
+
+Locke was a declared theist. I was astonished to find, in that great
+philosopher's chapter on innate ideas, that men have all different ideas
+of justice. Were such the case, morality would no longer be the same;
+the voice of God would not be heard by man; natural religion would be at
+an end. I am willing to believe, with him, that there are nations in
+which men eat their fathers, and where to lie with a neighbor's wife is
+to do him a friendly office; but if this be true it does not prove that
+the law, "Do not unto others that which you would not have others do
+unto you," is not general. For if a father be eaten, it is when he has
+grown old, is too feeble to crawl along, and would otherwise be eaten by
+the enemy. And, I ask, what father would not furnish a good meal to his
+son rather than to the enemies of his nation? Besides, he who eats his
+father hopes that he in turn shall be eaten by his children.
+
+If a service be rendered to a neighbor by lying with his wife, it is
+when he cannot himself have a child, and is desirous of having one;
+otherwise he would be very angry. In both these cases, and in all
+others, the natural law, "Do not to another that which you would not
+have another do to you," remains unbroken. All the other rules, so
+different and so varied, may be referred to this. When, therefore, the
+wise metaphysician, Locke, says that men have no innate ideas, that they
+have different ideas of justice and injustice, he assuredly does not
+mean to assert that God has not given to all men that instinctive
+self-love by which they are of necessity guided.
+
+
+
+
+ATOMS.
+
+
+Epicurus, equally great as a genius, and respectable in his morals; and
+after him Lucretius, who forced the Latin language to express
+philosophical ideas, and--to the great admiration of Rome--to express
+them in verse--Epicurus and Lucretius, I say, admitted atoms and the
+void. Gassendi supported this doctrine, and Newton demonstrated it. In
+vain did a remnant of Cartesianism still combat for the plenum; in vain
+did Leibnitz, who had at first adopted the rational system of Epicurus,
+Lucretius, Gassendi, and Newton, change his opinion respecting the void
+after he had embroiled himself with his master Newton. The plenum is now
+regarded as a chimera.
+
+In this Epicurus and Lucretius appear to have been true philosophers,
+and their intermediaries, who have been so much ridiculed, were no other
+than the unresisting space in which Newton has demonstrated that the
+planets move round their orbits in times proportioned to their areas.
+Thus it was not Epicurus' intermediaries, but his opponents, that were
+ridiculous. But when Epicurus afterwards tells us that his atoms
+declined in the void by chance; that this declination formed men and
+animals by chance; that the eyes were placed in the upper part of the
+head and the feet at the end of the legs by chance; that ears were not
+given to hear, but that the declination of atoms having fortuitously
+composed ears, men fortuitously made use of them to hear with--this
+madness, called physics, has been very justly turned into ridicule.
+
+Sound philosophy, then, has long distinguished what is good in Epicurus
+and Lucretius, from their chimeras, founded on imagination and
+ignorance. The most submissive minds have adopted the doctrine of
+creation in time, and the most daring have admitted that of creation
+before all time. Some have received with faith a universe produced from
+nothing; others, unable to comprehend this doctrine in physics, have
+believed that all beings were emanations from the Great--the Supreme and
+Universal Being; but all have rejected the fortuitous concurrence of
+atoms; all have acknowledged that chance is a word without meaning. What
+we call chance can be no other than the unknown cause of a known effect.
+Whence comes it then, that philosophers are still accused of thinking
+that the stupendous and indescribable arrangement of the universe is a
+production of the fortuitous concurrence of atoms--an effect of chance?
+Neither Spinoza nor any one else has advanced this absurdity.
+
+Yet the son of the great Racine says, in his poem on Religion:
+
+ _O toi! qui follement fais ton Dieu du hasard,_
+ _Viens me développer ce nid qu'avec tant d'art,_
+ _Au même ordre toujours architecte fidèle,_
+ _A l'aide de son bee maçonne l'hirondelle;_
+ _Comment, pour élever ce hardi bâtiment,_
+ _A-t-elle en le broyant arrondi son ciment?_
+
+ Oh ye, who raise Creation out of chance,
+ As erst Lucretius from th' atomic dance!
+ Come view with me the swallow's curious nest,
+ Where beauty, art, and order, shine confessed.
+ How could rude chance, forever dark and blind,
+ Preside within the little builder's mind?
+ Could she, with accidents unnumbered crowned,
+ Its mass concentrate, and its structure round!
+
+These lines are assuredly thrown away. No one makes chance his God; no
+one has said that while a swallow "tempers his clay, it takes the form
+of his abode by chance." On the contrary, it is said that "he makes his
+nest by the laws of necessity," which is the opposite of chance.
+
+The only question now agitated is, whether the author of nature has
+formed primordial parts unsusceptible of division, or if all is
+continually dividing and changing into other elements. The first system
+seems to account for everything, and the second, hitherto at least, for
+nothing.
+
+If the first elements of things were not indestructible one element
+might at last swallow up all the rest, and change them into its own
+substance. Hence, perhaps it was that Empedocles imagined that
+everything came from fire, and would be destroyed by fire.
+
+This question of atoms involves another, that of the divisibility of
+matter _ad infinitum_. The word _atom_ signifies _without parts--not to
+be divided._ You divide it in thought, for if you were to divide it in
+reality it would no longer be an atom.
+
+You may divide a grain of gold into eighteen millions of visible parts;
+a grain of copper dissolved in spirit of sal ammoniac has exhibited
+upwards of twenty-two thousand parts; but when you have arrived at the
+last element the atom escapes the microscope, and you can divide no
+further except in imagination.
+
+The infinite divisibility of atoms is like some propositions in
+geometry. You may pass an infinity of curves between a circle and its
+tangent, supposing the circle and the tangent to be lines without
+breadth; but there are no such lines in nature.
+
+You likewise establish that asymptotes will approach one another without
+ever meeting; but it is under the supposition that they are lines
+having length without breadth--things which have only a speculative
+existence.
+
+So, also, we represent unity by a line, and divide this line and this
+unity into as many fractions as you please; but this infinity of
+fractions will never be any other than our unity and our line.
+
+It is not strictly demonstrated that atoms are indivisible, but it
+appears that they are not divided by the laws of nature.
+
+
+
+
+AVARICE.
+
+
+Avarities, _amor habendi_--desire of having, avidity, covetousness.
+Properly speaking, avarice is the desire of accumulating, whether in
+grain, movables, money, or curiosities. There were avaricious men long
+before coin was invented.
+
+We do not call a man avaricious who has four and twenty coach horses,
+yet will not lend one to his friend: or who, having two thousand bottles
+of Burgundy in his cellar, will not send you half a dozen, when he knows
+you to be in want of them. If he show you a hundred thousand crowns'
+worth of diamonds you do not think of asking him to present you with one
+worth twenty livres; you consider him as a man of great magnificence,
+but not at all avaricious.
+
+He who in finance, in army contracts, and great undertakings gained two
+millions each year, and who, when possessed of forty-three millions,
+besides his houses at Paris and his movables, expended fifty thousand
+crowns per annum for his table, and sometimes lent money to noblemen at
+five per cent, interest, did not pass, in the minds of the people, for
+an avaricious man. He had, however, all his life burned with the thirst
+of gain; the demon of covetousness was perpetually tormenting him; he
+continued to accumulate to the last day of his life. This passion, which
+was constantly gratified, has never been called avarice. He did not
+expend a tenth part of his income, yet he had the reputation of a
+generous man, too fond of splendor.
+
+A father of a family who, with an income of twenty thousand livres,
+expends only five or six, and accumulates his savings to portion his
+children, has the reputation among his neighbors of being avaricious,
+mean, stingy, a niggard, a miser, a grip-farthing; and every abusive
+epithet that can be thought of is bestowed upon him.
+
+Nevertheless this good citizen is much more to be honored than the
+Crœsus I have just mentioned; he expends three times as much in
+proportion. But the cause of the great difference between their
+reputations is this:
+
+Men hate the individual whom they call avaricious only because there is
+nothing to be gained by him. The physician, the apothecary, the
+wine-merchant, the draper, the grocer, the saddler, and a few girls gain
+a good deal by our Croesus, who is truly avaricious. But with our close
+and economical citizen there is nothing to be done. Therefore he is
+loaded with maledictions.
+
+As for those among the avaricious who deprive themselves of the
+necessaries of life, we leave them to Plautus and Molière.
+
+
+
+
+AUGURY.
+
+
+Must not a man be very thoroughly possessed by the demon of etymology to
+say, with Pezron and others, that the Roman word _augurium_ came from
+the Celtic words _au_ and _gur_? According to these learned men _au_
+must, among the Basques and Bas-Bretons, have signified _the liver_,
+because _asu_, which, (say they) signified _left_, doubtless stood for
+the liver, which is on the _right_ side; and _gur_ meant _man_, or
+_yellow_, or _red_, in that Celtic tongue of which we have not one
+memorial. Truly this is powerful reasoning.
+
+Absurd curiosity (for we must call things by their right names) has been
+carried so far as to seek Hebrew and Chaldee derivations from certain
+Teutonic and Celtic words. This, Bochart never fails to do. It is
+astonishing with what confidence these men of genius have proved that
+expressions used on the banks of the Tiber were borrowed from the patois
+of the savages of Biscay. Nay, they even assert that this patois was one
+of the first idioms of the primitive language--the parent of all other
+languages throughout the world. They have only to proceed, and say that
+all the various notes of birds come from the cry of the two first
+parrots, from which every other species of birds has been produced.
+
+The religious folly of auguries was originally founded on very sound and
+natural observations. The birds of passage have always marked the
+progress of the seasons. We see them come in flocks in the spring, and
+return in the autumn. The cuckoo is heard only in fine weather, which
+his note seems to invite. The swallows, skimming along the ground,
+announce rain. Each climate has its bird, which is in effect its augury.
+
+Among the observing part of mankind there were, no doubt, knaves who
+persuaded fools that there was something divine in these animals, and
+that their flight presaged our destinies, which were written on the
+wings of a sparrow just as clearly as in the stars.
+
+The commentators on the allegorical and interesting story of Joseph sold
+by his brethren, and made Pharaoh's prime minister for having explained
+his dreams, infer that Joseph was skilled in the science of auguries,
+from the circumstance that Joseph's steward is commanded to say to his
+brethren, "Is not this it (the silver cup) in which my lord drinketh?
+and whereby indeed he divineth?" Joseph, having caused his brethren to
+be brought back before him, says to them: "What deed is this that ye
+have done? Wot ye not that such a man as I can certainly divine?"
+
+Judah acknowledges, in the name of his brethren, that Joseph is a great
+diviner, and that God has inspired him: "God hath found out the iniquity
+of thy servants." At that time they took Joseph for an Egyptian lord. It
+is evident from the text that they believe the God of the Egyptians and
+of the Jews had discovered to this minister the theft of his cup.
+
+Here, then, we have auguries or divination clearly established in the
+Book of Genesis; so clearly that it is afterwards forbidden in
+Leviticus: "Ye shall not eat anything with the blood; neither shall ye
+use enchantment nor observe times. Ye shall not round the corners of
+your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."
+
+As for the superstition of seeing the future in a cup, it still exists,
+and is called seeing in a glass. The individual must never have known
+pollution; he must turn towards the east, and pronounce the words,
+_Abraxa per dominum nostrum_, after which he will see in a glass of
+water whatever he pleases. Children were usually chosen for this
+operation. They must retain their hair; a shaven head, or one wearing a
+wig, can see nothing in a glass. This pastime was much in vogue in
+France during the regency of the duke of Orleans, and still more so in
+the times preceding.
+
+As for auguries, they perished with the Roman Empire. Only the bishops
+have retained the augurial staff, called the crosier; which was the
+distinctive mark of the dignity of augur; so that the symbol of
+falsehood has become the symbol of truth.
+
+There were innumerable kinds of divinations, of which several have
+reached our latter ages. This curiosity to read the future is a malady
+which only philosophy can cure, for the weak minds that still practise
+these pretended arts of divination--even the fools who give themselves
+to the devils--all make religion subservient to these profanations, by
+which it is outraged.
+
+It is an observation worthy of the wise, that Cicero, who was one of the
+college of augurs, wrote a book for the sole purpose of turning auguries
+into ridicule; but they have likewise remarked that Cicero, at the end
+of his book, says that "superstition should be destroyed, but not
+religion. For," he adds, "the beauty of the universe, and the order of
+the heavenly bodies force us to acknowledge an eternal and powerful
+nature. We must maintain the religion which is joined with the knowledge
+of this nature, by utterly extirpating superstition, for it is a monster
+which pursues and presses us on every side. The meeting with a pretended
+diviner, a presage, an immolated victim, a bird, a Chaldæan, an
+aruspice, a flash of lightning, a clap of thunder, an event accidentally
+corresponding with what has been foretold to us, everything disturbs and
+makes us uneasy; sleep itself, which should make us forget all these
+pains and fears, serves but to redouble them by frightful images."
+
+Cicero thought he was addressing only a few Romans, but he was speaking
+to all men and all ages.
+
+Most of the great men of Rome no more believed in auguries than
+Alexander VI., Julius II., and Leo X., believed in Our Lady of Loretto
+and the blood of St. Januarius. However, Suetonius relates that
+Octavius, surnamed Augustus, was so weak as to believe that a fish,
+which leaped from the sea upon the shore at Actium, foreboded that he
+should gain the battle. He adds that, having afterwards met an
+ass-driver, he asked him the name of his ass; and the man having
+answered that his ass was named Nicholas, which signifies conqueror of
+nations, he had no longer any doubts about the victory; and that he
+afterwards had brazen statues erected to the ass-driver, the ass, and
+the jumping fish. He further assures us that these statues were placed
+in the Capitol.
+
+It is very likely that this able tyrant laughed at the superstitions of
+the Romans, and that his ass, the driver, and the fish, were nothing
+more than a joke. But it is no less likely that, while he despised all
+the follies of the vulgar, he had a few of his own. The barbarous and
+dissimulating Louis XI. had a firm faith in the cross of St. Louis.
+Almost all princes, excepting such as have had time to read, and read to
+advantage, are in some degree infected with superstition.
+
+
+
+
+AUGUSTINE.
+
+
+Augustine, a native of Tagaste, is here to be considered, not as a
+bishop, a doctor, a father of the Church, but simply as a man. This is a
+question in physics, respecting the climate of Africa.
+
+When a youth, Augustine was a great libertine, and the spirit was no
+less quick in him than the flesh. He says that before he was twenty
+years old he had learned arithmetic, geometry and music without a
+master.
+
+Does not this prove that, in Africa, which we now call Barbary, both
+minds and bodies advance to maturity more rapidly than among us?
+
+These valuable advantages of St. Augustine would lead one to believe
+that Empedocles was not altogether in the wrong when he regarded fire as
+the principle of nature. It is assisted, but by subordinate agents. It
+is like a king governing the actions of all his subjects, and sometimes
+inflaming the imaginations of his people rather too much. It is not
+without reason that Syphax says to Juba, in the Cato of Addison, that
+the sun which rolls its fiery car over African heads places a deeper
+tinge upon the cheeks, and a fiercer flame within their hearts. That the
+dames of Zama are vastly superior to the pale beauties of the north:
+
+ The glowing dames of Zama's royal court
+ Have faces flushed with more exalted charms;
+ Were you with these, my prince, you'd soon forget
+ The pale unripened beauties of the north.
+
+Where shall we find in Paris, Strasburg, Ratisbon, or Vienna young men
+who have learned arithmetic, the mathematics and music without
+assistance, and who have been fathers at fourteen?
+
+Doubtless it is no fable that Atlas, prince of Mauritania, called by the
+Greeks the son of heaven, was a celebrated astronomer, and constructed a
+celestial sphere such as the Chinese have had for so many ages. The
+ancients, who expressed everything in allegory, likened this prince to
+the mountain which bears his name, because it lifts its head above the
+clouds, which have been called the heavens by all mankind who have
+judged of things only from the testimony of their eyes.
+
+These Moors cultivated the sciences with success, and taught Spain and
+Italy for five centuries. Things are greatly altered. The country of
+Augustine is now but a den of pirates, while England, Italy, Germany,
+and France, which were involved in barbarism, are greater cultivators of
+the arts than ever the Arabians were.
+
+Our only object, then, in this article is to show how changeable a scene
+this world is. Augustine, from a debauchee, becomes an orator and a
+philosopher; he puts himself forward in the world; he teaches rhetoric;
+he turns Manichæan, and from Manichæanism passes to Christianity. He
+causes himself to be baptized, together with one of his bastards, named
+Deodatus; he becomes a bishop, and a father of the Church. His system of
+grace has been reverenced for eleven hundred years as an article of
+faith. At the end of eleven hundred years some Jesuits find means to
+procure an anathema against Augustine's system, word for word, under the
+names of Jansenius, St. Cyril, Arnaud, and Quesnel. We ask if this
+revolution is not, in its kind, as great as that of Africa, and if there
+be anything permanent upon earth?
+
+
+
+
+AUGUSTUS (OCTAVIUS).
+
+
+_The Morals of Augustus._
+
+Manners can be known only from facts, which facts must be incontestable.
+It is beyond doubt that this man, so immoderately praised as the
+restorer of morals and of laws, was long one of the most infamous
+debauchees in the Roman commonwealth. His epigram on Fulvia, written
+after the horrors of the proscriptions, proves that he was no less a
+despiser of decency in his language than he was a barbarian in his
+conduct. This abominable epigram is one of the strongest testimonies to
+Augustus' infamous immorality. Sextus Pompeius also reproached him with
+shameful weaknesses: _"Effeminatum infectatus est."_ Antony, before the
+triumvirate, declared that Cæsar, great-uncle to Augustus, had adopted
+him as his son only because he had been subservient to his pleasures;
+_"Adopt ionem avunculi stupro meritum."_
+
+Lucius Cæsar charged him with the same crime, and even asserted that he
+had been base enough to sell himself to Hirtius for a very considerable
+sum. He was so shameless as to take the wife of a consul from her
+husband in the midst of a supper; he took her to a neighboring closet,
+staid with her there for some time, and brought her back to table
+without himself, the woman, or her husband blushing at all at the
+proceeding.
+
+We have also a letter from Antony to Augustus, couched in these terms:
+_"Ita valeas ut hanc epistolam cum leges, non inieris Testullam, aut
+Terentillam, aut Russillam, aut Salviam, aut omnes. Anne refert ubi et
+in quam arrigas?"_ We are afraid to translate this licentious letter.
+
+Nothing is better known than the scandalous feast of five of the
+companions of his pleasures with five of the principal women of Rome.
+They were dressed up as gods and goddesses, and imitated all the
+immodesties invented in fable--_"Bum nova Divorum cœnat adulteria."_
+And on the stage he was publicly designated by this famous line:
+
+ _Videsne ut cinaedus orbem digito temperet?_
+
+Almost every Latin author that speaks of Ovid asserts that Augustus had
+the insolence to banish that Roman knight, who was a much better man
+than himself, merely because the other had surprised him in an incest
+with his own daughter Julia; and that he sent his daughter into exile
+only through jealousy. This is the more likely, as Caligula published
+aloud that his mother was born from the incest of Augustus with Julia.
+So says Suetonius, in his life of Caligula.
+
+We know that Augustus repudiated the mother of Julia the very day she
+was brought to bed of her, and on the same day took Livia from her
+husband when she was pregnant of Tiberius--another monster, who
+succeeded him. Such was the man to whom Horace said: _"Res Italas armis
+tuteris, moribus ornes, Legibus emendes...."_
+
+It is hard to repress our indignation at reading at the commencement of
+the Georgics that Augustus is one of the greatest of divinities; and
+that it is not known what place he will one day deign to occupy in
+heaven; whether he will reign in the air, or become the protector of
+cities, or vouchsafe to accept the empire of the seas:
+
+ _An Deus immensi venias maris, ac tua nauta_
+ _Numina sola celant tibi servial ultima Thule._
+
+Ariosto speaks with much more sense as well as grace, when he says in
+his fine thirty-fifth canto:
+
+ _Non fu si santo ne benigno Augusto_
+ _Come la tromba di Virgilio sonna;_
+ _L'aver avuto in poesia buon gusto_
+ _La proscriptione iniqua gli perdona._
+
+ Augustus was not quite so mild and chaste
+ As he's by honest Virgil represented;
+ But then, the tyrant had poetic taste;
+ With this the poet fully was contented.
+
+
+_The Cruelties of Augustus._
+
+If Augustus was long abandoned to the most shameful and frantic
+dissipation, his cruelty was no less uniform and deliberate. His
+proscriptions were published in the midst of feasting and revelry; he
+proscribed more than three hundred senators, two thousand knights, and
+one hundred obscure but wealthy heads of families, whose only crime was
+their being rich, Antony and Octavius had them killed, solely that they
+might get possession of their money; in which they differed not the
+least from highway robbers, who are condemned to the wheel.
+
+Octavius, immediately after the Persian war, gave his veterans all the
+lands belonging to the citizens of Mantua and Cremona, thus recompensing
+murder by depredation.
+
+It is but too certain that the world was ravaged, from the Euphrates to
+the extremities of Spain, by this man without shame, without faith,
+honor, or probity, knavish, ungrateful, avaricious, blood-thirsty, cool
+in the commission of crime, who, in any well-regulated republic, would
+have been condemned to the greatest of punishments for the first of his
+offences.
+
+Nevertheless, the government of Augustus is still admired, because under
+him Rome tasted peace, pleasure and abundance. Seneca says of him:
+_"Clementiam non voco lassam crudelitatem"_--"I do not call exhausted
+cruelty clemency."
+
+It is thought that Augustus became milder when crime was no longer
+necessary to him; and that, being absolute master, he saw that he had no
+other interest than to appear just. But it appears to me that he still
+was pitiless rather than clement; for, after the battle of Actium, he
+had Antony's son murdered at the feet of Cæsar's statue; and he was so
+barbarous as to have young Cæsarion, the son of Cæsar and Cleopatra,
+beheaded, though he had recognized him as king of Egypt.
+
+Suspecting one day that the prætor Quintus Gallius had come to an
+audience with a poinard under his robe, he had him put to the torture in
+his presence; and, in his indignation at hearing that senator call him a
+tyrant, he tore out his eyes with his own hands; at least, so says
+Suetonius.
+
+We know that Cæsar, his adopted father, was great enough to pardon
+almost all his enemies; but I do not find that Augustus pardoned one of
+his. I have great doubts of his pretended clemency to Cinna. This affair
+is mentioned neither by Suetonius nor by Tacitus. Suetonius, who speaks
+of all the conspiracies against Augustus, would not have failed to
+mention the most memorable. The singularity of giving a consulship to
+Cinna in return for the blackest perfidy would not have escaped every
+contemporary historian. Dion Cassius speaks of it only after Seneca; and
+this passage in Seneca has the appearance rather of declamation than of
+historical truth. Besides, Seneca lays the scene in Gaul, and Dion at
+Rome; this contradiction deprives the occurrence of all remaining
+verisimilitude. Not one of our Roman histories, compiled in haste and
+without selection, has discussed this interesting fact. Lawrence
+Echard's History has appeared to enlightened men to be as faulty as it
+is mutilated; writers have rarely been guided by the spirit of
+examination.
+
+Cinna might be suspected, or convicted, by Augustus of some infidelity;
+and, when the affair had been cleared up, he might honor him with the
+vain title of consul; but it is not at all probable that Cinna sought by
+a conspiracy to seize the supreme authority--he, who had never commanded
+an army, was supported by no party, and was a man of no consideration in
+the empire. It is not very likely that a mere subordinate courtier would
+think of succeeding a sovereign who had been twenty years firmly
+established on his throne, and had heirs; nor is it more likely that
+Augustus would make him consul immediately after the conspiracy.
+
+If Cinna's adventure be true, Augustus pardoned him only because he
+could not do otherwise, being overcome by the reasoning or the
+importunities of Livia, who had acquired great influence over him, and
+persuaded him, says Seneca, that pardon would do him more service than
+chastisement. It was then only through policy that he, for once, was
+merciful; it certainly was not through generosity.
+
+Shall we give a robber credit for clemency, because, being enriched and
+secure, enjoying in peace the fruits of his rapine, he is not every day
+assassinating the sons and grandsons of the proscribed, while they are
+kneeling to and worshipping him? After being a barbarian he was a
+prudent politician. It is worthy of remark that posterity never gave
+him the title of virtuous, which was bestowed on Titus, on Trajan, and
+the Antonines. It even became customary in the compliments paid to
+emperors on their accession, to wish that they might be more fortunate
+than Augustus, and more virtuous than Trajan. It is now, therefore,
+allowable to consider Augustus as a clever and fortunate monster.
+
+Louis Racine, son of the great Racine, and heir to a part of his
+talents, seems to forget himself when he says, in his "Reflections on
+Poetry," that "Horace and Virgil spoiled Augustus; they exhausted their
+art in poisoning the mind of Augustus by their praises." These
+expressions would lead one to believe that the eulogies so meanly
+lavished by these two great poets, corrupted this emperor's fine
+disposition. But Louis Racine very well knew that Augustus was an
+exceedingly bad man, regarding crime and virtue with indifference,
+availing himself alike of the horrors of the one and the appearances of
+the other, attentive solely to his own interest, employing bloodshed and
+peace, arms and laws, religion and pleasure, only to make himself master
+of the earth, and sacrificing everything to himself. Louis Racine only
+shows us that Virgil and Horace had servile souls.
+
+He is, unfortunately, too much in the right when he reproaches Corneille
+with having dedicated _"Cinna"_ to the financier Montoron, and said to
+that receiver. "What you most especially have in common with Augustus
+is the generosity with which," etc., for, though Augustus was the most
+wicked of Roman citizens, it must be confessed that the first of the
+emperors, the master, the pacificator, the legislator of the then known
+world, should not be placed absolutely on a level with a clerk to a
+comptroller-general in Gaul.
+
+The same Louis Racine, in justly condemning the mean adulation of
+Corneille, and the baseness of the aged Horace and Virgil, marvellously
+lays hold of this passage in Massillon's _"Petit Carême!"_ "It is no
+less culpable to fail in truth towards monarchs than to be wanting in
+fidelity; the same penalty should be imposed on adulation as on revolt."
+
+I ask your pardon, Father Massillon; but this stroke of yours is very
+oratorical, very preacher-like, very exaggerated. The League and the
+Fronde have, if I am not deceived, done more harm than Quinault's
+prologues. There is no way of condemning Quinault as a rebel. _"Est
+modus in rebus."_ Father Massillon, which is wanting in all
+manufacturers of sermons.
+
+
+
+
+AVIGNON.
+
+
+Avignon and its country are monuments of what the abuse of religion,
+ambition, knavery, and fanaticism united can effect. This little
+country, after a thousand vicissitudes, had, in the twelfth century,
+passed into the hands of the counts of Toulouse, descended from
+Charlemagne by the female side.
+
+Raymond VI., count of Toulouse, whose forefathers had been the principal
+heroes in the crusades, was stripped of his states by a crusade which
+the pope stirred up against him. The cause of the crusade was the desire
+of having his spoils; the pretext was that in several of his towns the
+citizens thought nearly as has been thought for upwards of two hundred
+years in England, Sweden, Denmark, three-fourths of Switzerland,
+Holland, and half of Germany.
+
+This was hardly a sufficient reason for _giving_, in the name of God,
+the states of the count of Toulouse to the first occupant, and for
+devoting to slaughter and fire his subjects, crucifix in hand, and white
+cross on shoulder. All that is related of the most savage people falls
+far short of the barbarities committed in this war, called holy. The
+ridiculous atrocity of some religious ceremonies always, accompanied
+these horrid excesses. It is known that Raymond VI. was dragged to a
+church of St. Giles's, before a legate, naked to the waist, without hose
+or sandals, with a rope about his neck, which was held by a deacon,
+while another deacon flogged him, and a third sung _miserere_ with some
+monks--and all the while the legate was at dinner. Such was the origin
+of the right of the popes over Avignon.
+
+Count Raymond, who had submitted to the flagellation in order to
+preserve his states, underwent this ignominy to no purpose whatever. He
+had to defend by arms what he had thought to preserve by suffering a few
+stripes; he saw his towns laid in ashes, and died in 1213 amid the
+vicissitudes of the most sanguinary war.
+
+His son, Raymond VII., was not, like his father, suspected of heresy;
+but he was the son of a heretic, and was to be stripped of all his
+possessions, by virtue of the Decretals; such was the law. The crusade,
+therefore, was continued against him; he was excommunicated in the
+churches, on Sundays and holidays, to the sound of bells and with tapers
+extinguished.
+
+A legate who was in France during the minority of St. Louis raised
+tenths there to maintain this war in Languedoc and Provence. Raymond
+defended himself with courage; but the heads of the hydra of fanaticism
+were incessantly reappearing to devour him.
+
+The pope at last made peace because all his money had been expended in
+war. Raymond VII. came and signed the treaty before the portal of the
+cathedral of Paris. He was forced to pay ten thousand marks of silver to
+the legate, two thousand to the abbey of Citeaux, five hundred to the
+abbey of Clairvaux, a thousand to that of Grand-Selve, and three hundred
+to that of Belleperche---all for the salvation of his soul, as is
+specified in the treaty. So it was that the Church always negotiated.
+
+It is very remarkable that in this document the count of Toulouse
+constantly puts the legate before the king: "I swear and promise to the
+legate and to the king faithfully to observe all these things, and to
+cause them to be observed by my vassals and subjects," etc.
+
+This was not all. He ceded to Pope Gregory IX. the country of Venaissin
+beyond the Rhône, and the sovereignty of seventy-three castles on this
+side the same river. The pope adjudged this fine to himself by a
+particular act, desirous that, in a public instrument, the
+acknowledgment of having exterminated so many Christians for the purpose
+of seizing upon his neighbor's goods, should not appear in so glaring a
+light. Besides, he demanded what Raymond could not grant, without the
+consent of the Emperor Frederick II. The count's lands, on the left bank
+of the Rhône, were an imperial fief, and Frederick II. never sanctioned
+this exaction.
+
+Alphonso, brother of St. Louis, having married this unfortunate prince's
+daughter, by whom he had no children, all the states of Raymond VII. in
+Languedoc, devolved to the crown of France, as had been stipulated in
+the marriage contract.
+
+The country of Venaissin, which is in Provence, had been magnanimously
+given up by the Emperor Frederick II. to the count of Toulouse. His
+daughter Joan, before her death, had disposed of them by will in favor
+of Charles of Anjou, count of Provence, and king of Naples.
+
+Philip the Bold, son of St. Louis, being pressed by Pope Gregory IX.,
+gave the country of Venaissin to the Roman church in 1274. It must be
+confessed that Philip the Bold gave what in no way belonged to him; that
+this cession was absolutely null and void, and that no act ever was more
+contrary to all law.
+
+It is the same with the town of Avignon. Joan of France, queen of
+Naples, descended from the brother of St. Louis, having been, with but
+too great an appearance of justice, accused of causing her husband to be
+strangled, desired the protection of Pope Clement VI., whose see was
+then the town of Avignon, in Joan's domains. She was countess of
+Provence. In 1347 the Provencals made her swear, on the gospel, that she
+would sell none of her sovereignties. She had scarcely taken this oath
+before she went and sold Avignon to the pope. The authentic act was not
+signed until June 14, 1348; the sum stipulated for was eighty thousand
+florins of gold. The pope declared her innocent of her husband's murder,
+but never paid her. Joan's receipt has never been produced. She
+protested juridically four several times against this deceitful
+purchase.
+
+So that Avignon and its country were never considered to have been
+dismembered from Provence, otherwise than by a rapine, which was the
+more manifest, as it had been sought to cover it with the cloak of
+religion.
+
+When Louis XI. acquired Provence he acquired it with all the rights
+appertaining thereto; and, as appears by a letter from John of Foix to
+that monarch, had in 1464 resolved to enforce them. But the intrigues of
+the court of Rome were always so powerful that the kings of France
+condescended to allow it the enjoyment of this small province. They
+never acknowledged in the popes a lawful possession, but only a simple
+enjoyment.
+
+In the treaty of Pisa, made by Louis XIV. with Alexander VII., in 1664,
+it is said that, "every obstacle shall be removed, in order that the
+pope may enjoy Avignon as before." The pope, then, had this province
+only as cardinals have pensions from the king, which pensions are
+discretional. Avignon and its country were a constant source of
+embarrassment to the French government; they afforded a refuge to all
+the bankrupts and smugglers, though very little profit thence accrued to
+the pope.
+
+Louis XIV. twice resumed his rights; but it was rather to chastise the
+pope than to reunite Avignon and its country with his crown. At length
+Louis XV. did justice to his dignity and to his subjects. The gross and
+indecent conduct of Pope Rezzonico (Clement XIII.) forced him in 1768 to
+revive the rights of his crown. This pope had acted as if he belonged
+to the fourteenth century. He was, however, with the applause of all
+Europe, convinced that he lived in the eighteenth.
+
+When the officer bearing the king's orders entered Avignon, he went
+straight to the legate's apartment, without being announced, and said to
+him, "Sir, the king takes possession of his town." There is some
+difference between this proceeding and a count of Toulouse being flogged
+by a deacon, while a legate is at dinner. Things, we see, change with
+times.
+
+
+
+
+AUSTERITIES.
+
+MORTIFICATIONS. FLAGELLATIONS.
+
+
+Suppose that some chosen individuals, lovers of study, united together
+after a thousand catastrophes had happened to the world, and employed
+themselves in worshipping God and regulating the time of the year, as is
+said of the ancient Brahmins and Magi; all this is perfectly good and
+honest. They might, by their frugal life, set an example to the rest of
+the world; they might abstain, during the celebration of their feasts,
+from all intoxicating liquors, and all commerce with their wives; they
+might be clothed modestly and decently; if they were wise, other men
+consulted them; if they were just, they were loved and reverenced. But
+did not superstition, brawling, and vanity soon take the place of the
+virtues?
+
+Was not the first madman that flogged himself publicly to appease the
+gods the original of the priests of the Syrian goddess, who flogged
+themselves in her honor; of the priests of Isis, who did the same on
+certain days; of the priests of Dodona, named Salii, who inflicted
+wounds on themselves; of the priests of Bellona, who struck themselves
+with sabres; of the priests of Diana, who drew blood from their backs
+with rods; of the priests of Cybele, who made themselves eunuchs; of the
+fakirs of India, who loaded themselves with chains? Has the hope of
+obtaining abundant alms nothing at all to do with the practice of these
+austerities?
+
+Is there not some similarity between the beggars, who make their legs
+swell by a certain application and cover their bodies with sores, in
+order to force a few pence from the passengers, and the impostors of
+antiquity, who seated themselves upon nails, and sold the holy nails to
+the devout of their country?
+
+And had vanity never any share in promoting these public mortifications,
+which attracted the eyes of the multitude? "I scourge myself, but it is
+to expiate your faults; I go naked, but it is to reproach you with the
+richness of your garments; I feed on herbs and snails, but it is to
+correct in you the vice of gluttony; I wear an iron ring to make you
+blush at your lewdness. Reverence me as one cherished by the gods, and
+who will bring down their favors upon you. When you shall be accustomed
+to reverence me, you will not find it hard to obey me; I will be your
+master, in the name of the gods; and then, if any one of you disobey my
+will in the smallest particular, I will have you impaled to appease the
+wrath of heaven."
+
+If the first fakirs did not pronounce these words, it is very probable
+that they had them engraved at the bottom of their hearts.
+
+Human sacrifices, perhaps, had their origin in these frantic
+austerities. Men who drew their blood in public with rods, and mangled
+their arms and thighs to gain consideration, would easily make imbecile
+savages believe that they must sacrifice to the gods whatever was
+dearest to them; that to have a fair wind, they must immolate a
+daughter; to avert pestilence, precipitate a son from a rock; to have
+infallibly a good harvest, throw a daughter into the Nile.
+
+These Asiatic superstitions gave rise to the flagellations which we have
+imitated from the Jews. Their devotees still flog themselves, and flog
+one another, as the priests of Egypt and Syria did of old. Among us the
+abbots flogged their monks, and the confessors their penitents--of both
+sexes. St. Augustine wrote to Marcellinus, the tribune, that "the
+Donatists must be whipped as schoolmasters whip their scholars."
+
+It is said that it was not until the tenth century that monks and nuns
+began to scourge themselves on certain days of the year. The custom of
+scourging sinners as a penance was so well established that St. Louis's
+confessor often gave him the whip. Henry II. was flogged by the monks
+of Canterbury (in 1207). Raymond, count of Toulouse, with a rope round
+his neck, was flogged by a deacon, at the door of St. Giles's church, as
+has before been said.
+
+The chaplains to Louis VIII., king of France, were condemned by the
+pope's legate to go at the four great feasts to the door of the
+cathedral of Paris, and present rods to the canons, that they might flog
+them in expiation for the crime of the king, their master, who had
+accepted the crown of England, which the pope had taken from him by
+virtue of the plenitude of his power. Indeed, the pope showed great
+indulgence in not having the king himself whipped, but contenting
+himself with commanding him, on pain of damnation, to pay to the
+apostolic chamber the amount of two years' revenue.
+
+From this custom is derived that which still exists, of arming all the
+grand-penitentiaries in St. Peter's at Rome with long wands instead of
+rods, with which they give gentle taps to the penitents, lying all their
+length on the floor. In this manner it was that Henry IV., of France,
+had his posteriors flogged by Cardinal Ossat and Duperron. So true is it
+that we have scarcely yet emerged from barbarism.
+
+At the commencement of the thirteenth century fraternities of penitents
+were formed at Perosia and Bologna. Young men almost naked, with a rod
+in one hand and a small crucifix in the other, flogged themselves in
+the streets; while the women peeped through the window-blinds and
+whipped themselves in their chambers.
+
+These flagellators inundated Europe; there are many of them still to be
+found in Italy, in Spain, and even in France, at Perpignan. At the
+beginning of the sixteenth century it was very common for confessors to
+whip the posteriors of their penitents. A history of the Low Countries,
+composed by Meteren, relates that a cordelier named Adriacem, a great
+preacher at Bruges, used to whip his female penitents quite naked.
+
+The Jesuit Edmund Auger, confessor to Henry III., persuaded that
+unfortunate prince to put himself at the head of the flagellators.
+
+Flogging the posteriors is practised in various convents of monks and
+nuns; from which custom there have sometimes resulted strange
+immodesties, over which _we_ must throw a veil, in order to spare the
+blushes of such as wear the _sacred_ veil, and whose sex and profession
+are worthy of our highest regard.
+
+
+
+
+AUTHORS.
+
+
+Author is a generic term, which, like the names of all other
+professions, may signify author of the good, or of the bad; of the
+respectable, or of the ridiculous; of the useful, or the agreeable; or
+lastly, the producer of disgusting trash.
+
+This name is also common to different things. We say equally the author
+of nature and the author of the songs of the Pont Neuf, or of the
+literary age. The author of a good work should beware of three
+things--title, dedication, and preface. Others should take care of the
+fourth, which is writing at all.
+
+As to the title, if the author has the wish to put his name to it, which
+is often very dangerous, it should at least be under a modest form; it
+is not pleasant to see a pious work, full of lessons of humanity, by Sir
+or My Lord. The reader; who is always malicious, and who often is
+wearied, usually turns into ridicule a book that is announced with so
+much ostentation. The author of the "Imitation of Jesus Christ" did not
+put his name to it.
+
+But the apostles, you will say, put their names to their works; that is
+not true, they were too modest. The apostle Matthew never entitled his
+book the Gospel of St. Matthew; it is a homage that has been paid to him
+since. St. Luke himself, who collected all that he had heard said, and
+who dedicated his book to Theophilus, did not call it the Gospel of St.
+Luke. St. John alone mentions himself in the Apocalypse; and it is
+supposed that this book was written by Cerinthus, who took the name of
+John to give authority to his production.
+
+However it may have been in past ages, it appears to me very bold in
+authors now to put names and titles at the head of their works. The
+bishops never fail to do so, and the thick quartos which they give us
+under the title of mandaments are decorated with armorial bearings and
+the insignia of their station; a word, no doubt, is said about Christian
+humility, but this word is often followed by atrocious calumnies against
+those who are of another communion or party. We only speak here,
+however, of poor profane authors. The duke de la Rochefoucauld did not
+announce his thoughts as the production of _Monseigneur le dud de la
+Rochefoucauld, pair de France_. Some persons who only make compilations
+in which there may be fine things, will find it injudicious to announce
+them as the work of A.B., professor of the university of ----, doctor of
+divinity, member of this or of that academy, and so on. So many
+dignities do not render the book better. It will still be wished that it
+was shorter, more philosophical, less filled with old stories. With
+respect to titles and quality, nobody cares about them.
+
+Dedications are often only offerings from interested baseness to
+disdainful vanity. Who would believe that Rohaut, _soi-disant_
+physician, in his dedication to the duke of Guise, told him that his
+ancestors had maintained, at the expense of their blood, political
+truth, the fundamental laws of the state, and the rights of sovereigns?
+Le Balafré and the duke of Mayenne would be a little surprised if this
+epistle were read to them in the other world. And what would Henry IV.
+say? Most of the dedications in England are made for money, just as the
+capuchins present us with salad on condition of our giving them drink.
+
+Men of letters in France are ignorant of this shameful abasement, and
+have never exhibited so much meanness, except some unfortunates, who
+call themselves men of letters in the same sense that sign-daubers boast
+of being of the profession of Raphael, and that the coachman of
+Vertamont was a poet.
+
+Prefaces are another rock. "The _I_ is hateful," says Pascal. Speak of
+yourself as little as you can, for you ought to be aware that the
+self-love of the reader is as great as your own. He will never pardon
+you for wishing to oblige him to esteem you. It is for your book to
+speak to him, should it happen to be read among the crowd.
+
+"The illustrious suffrages with which my piece has been honored will
+make me dispense with answering my adversaries--the applauses of the
+public." Erase all that, sir; believe me you have had no illustrious
+suffrages; your piece is eternally forgotten.
+
+"Some censors have pretended that there are too many events in the third
+act; and that in the fourth the princess is too late in discovering the
+tender sentiments of her heart for her lover. To that I answer--" Answer
+nothing, my friend, for nobody has spoken-, or will speak of thy
+princess. Thy piece has fallen because it is tiresome, and written in
+flat and barbarous verse; thy preface is a prayer for the dead, but it
+will not revive them.
+
+Others attest that all Europe has not understood their treatises on
+compatibility--on the Supralapsarians--on the difference which should be
+made between the Macedonian and Valentinian heresies, etc. Truly, I
+believe that nobody understands them, since nobody reads them.
+
+We are inundated with this trash and with continual repetition; with
+insipid romances which copy their predecessors; with new systems founded
+on ancient reveries; and little histories taken from larger ones.
+
+Do you wish to be an author? Do you wish to make a book? Recollect that
+it must be new and useful, or at least agreeable. Why from your
+provincial retreat would you assassinate me with another quarto, to
+teach me that a king ought to be just, and that Trajan was more virtuous
+than Caligula? You insist upon printing the sermons which have lulled
+your little obscure town to repose, and will put all our histories under
+contributions to extract from them the life of a prince of whom you can
+say nothing new.
+
+If you have written a history of your own time, doubt not but you will
+find some learned chronologist, or newspaper commentator, who will
+relieve you as to a date, a Christian name, or a squadron which you have
+wrongly placed at the distance of three hundred paces from the place
+where if really stood. Be grateful, and correct these important errors
+forthwith.
+
+If an ignoramus, or an empty fool, pretend to criticise this thing or
+the other, you may properly confute him; but name him rarely, for fear
+of soiling your writings. If you are attacked on your style, never
+answer; your work alone should reply.
+
+If you are said to be sick, content yourself that you are well, without
+wishing to prove to the people that you are in perfect health; and,
+above all, remember that the world cares very little whether you are
+well or ill.
+
+A hundred authors compile to get their bread, and twenty fools extract,
+criticise, apologize, and satirize these compilations to get bread also,
+because they have no profession. All these people repair on Fridays to
+the lieutenant of the police at Paris to demand permission to sell their
+drugs. They have audience immediately after the courtesans, who do not
+regard them, because they know that they are poor customers.
+
+They return with a tacit permission to sell and distribute throughout
+the kingdom their stories; their collection of bon-mots; the life of the
+unfortunate Régis; the translation of a German poem; new discoveries on
+eels; a new copy of verses; a treatise on the origin of bells, or on the
+loves of the toads. A bookseller buys their productions for ten crowns;
+they give five of them to the journalist, on condition that he will
+speak well of them in his newspaper. The critic takes their money, and
+says all the ill he can of their books. The aggrieved parties go to
+complain to the Jew, who protects the wife of the journalist, and the
+scene closes by the critic being carried to Fort Evêque; and these are
+they who call themselves authors!
+
+These poor people are divided into two or three bands, and go begging
+like mendicant friars; but not having taken vows their society lasts
+only for a few days, for they betray one another like priests who run
+after the same benefice, though they have no benefice to hope for. But
+they still call themselves authors!
+
+The misfortune of these men is that their fathers did not make them
+learn a trade, which is a great defect in modern policy. Every man of
+the people who can bring up his son in a useful art, and does not,
+merits punishment. The son of a mason becomes a Jesuit at seventeen; he
+is chased from society at four and twenty, because the levity of his
+manners is too glaring. Behold him without bread! He turns journalist,
+he cultivates the lowest kind of literature, and becomes the contempt
+and horror of even the mob. And such as these, again, call themselves
+authors!
+
+The only authors are they who have succeeded in a genuine art, be it
+epic poetry, tragedy, comedy, history, or philosophy, and who teach or
+delight mankind. The others, of whom we have spoken, are, among men of
+letters, like bats among the birds. We cite, comment, criticise,
+neglect, forget, and, above all, despise an author who is an author
+_only_.
+
+Apropos of citing an author, I must amuse myself with relating a
+singular mistake of the reverend Father Viret, cordelier and professor
+of theology. He read in the "Philosophy of History" of the good abbé
+Bazin that no author ever cited a passage of Moses before Longinus, who
+lived and died in the time of the Emperor Aurelian. Forthwith the zeal
+of St. Francis was kindled in him. Viret cries out that it is not true;
+that several writers have said that there had been a Moses, that even
+Josephus had spoken at length upon him, and that the Abbé Bazin is a
+wretch who would destroy the seven sacraments. But, dear Father Viret,
+you ought to inform yourself of the meaning of the word, to _cite_.
+There is a great deal of difference between mentioning an author and
+citing him. To speak, to make mention of an author, is to say that he
+has lived--that he has written in such a time; to cite is to give one of
+his passages--as Moses says in his Exodus--as Moses has written in his
+Genesis. Now the Abbé Brazin affirms that no foreign writers--that none
+even of the Jewish prophets have ever quoted a single passage of Moses,
+though he was a divine author. Truly, Father Viret, you are very
+malicious, but we shall know at least, by this little paragraph, that
+_you_ have been an author.
+
+The most voluminous authors that we have had in France are the
+comptrollers-general of the finances. Ten great volumes might be made of
+their declarations, since the reign of Louis XIV. Parliaments have been
+sometimes the critics of these works, and have found erroneous
+propositions and contradictions in them. But where are the good authors
+who have not been censured?
+
+
+
+
+AUTHORITY.
+
+
+Miserable human beings, whether in green robes or in turbans, whether in
+black gowns or in surplices, or in mantles and bands, never seek to
+employ authority where nothing is concerned but reason, or consent to be
+reviled in all ages as the most impertinent of men, as well as to endure
+public hatred as the most unjust.
+
+You have been told a hundred times of the insolent absurdity with which
+you condemned Galileo, and I speak to you of it for the hundred and
+first. I would have it inscribed over the door of your holy office.
+
+Seven cardinals, assisted by certain minorite friars, threw into prison
+the master of thinking in Italy, at the age of seventy; and made him
+live upon bread and water because he instructed mankind in that of which
+they were ignorant.
+
+Having passed a decree in favor of the categories of Aristotle, the
+above junta learnedly and equitably doomed to the penalty of the galleys
+whoever should dare to be of another opinion from the Stagyrite, of
+whom two councils had burned the books.
+
+Further, a Faculty, which possessed very small faculties, made a decree
+_against_ innate ideas, and afterwards another _for_ them, without the
+said Faculty being informed, except by its beadles, of what an idea was.
+
+In neighboring schools legal proceedings were commenced against the
+circulation of the blood. A process was issued against inoculation, and
+the parties cited by summons.
+
+One and twenty volumes of thoughts in folio have been seized, in which
+it was wickedly and falsely said that triangles have always three
+angles; that a father was older than his son; that Rhea Silvia lost her
+virginity before her accouchement; and that farina differs from oak
+leaves.
+
+In another year the following question was decided: _"Utrum chimæra
+bombinans in vacuo possit comedere secundas intentiones?"_ and decided
+in the affirmative. These judges, of course, considered themselves much
+superior to Archimedes, Euclid, Cicero, or Pliny, and strutted about the
+Universities accordingly.
+
+
+
+
+AXIS.
+
+
+How is it that the axis of the earth is not perpendicular to the
+equator? Why is it raised toward the north and inclined towards the
+south pole, in a position which does not appear natural, and which
+seems the consequence of some derangement, or the result of a period of
+a prodigious number of years?
+
+Is it true that the ecliptic continually inclines by an insensible
+movement towards the equator and that the angle formed by these two
+lines has a little diminished in two thousand years?
+
+Is it true that the ecliptic has been formerly perpendicular to the
+equator, that the Egyptians have said so, and that Herodotus has related
+it? This motion of the ecliptic would form a period of about two
+millions of years. It is not that which astounds us, for the axis of the
+earth has an imperceptible movement in about twenty-six thousand years
+which occasions the precession of the equinoxes. It is as easy for
+nature to produce a rotation of twenty thousand as of two hundred and
+sixty ages.
+
+We are deceived when we are told that the Egyptians had, according to
+Herodotus, a tradition that the ecliptic had been formerly perpendicular
+to the equator. The tradition of which Herodotus speaks has no relation
+to the coincidence of the equinoctial and ecliptic lines; that is quite
+another affair.
+
+The pretended scholars of Egypt said that the sun in the space of eleven
+thousand years had set twice in the east and risen twice in the west.
+When the equator and the ecliptic coincided, and when the days were
+everywhere equal to the nights the sun did not on that account change
+its setting and rising, but the earth turned on its axis from west to
+east, as at this day. This idea of making the sun set in the east is a
+chimera only worthy of the brains of the priests of Egypt and shows the
+profound ignorance of those jugglers who have had so much reputation.
+The tale should be classed with those of the satyrs who sang and danced
+in the train of Osiris; with the little boys whom they would not feed
+till after they had run eight leagues, to teach them to conquer the
+world; with the two children who cried _bec_ in asking for bread and who
+by that means discovered that the Phrygian was the original language;
+with King Psammeticus, who gave his daughter to a thief who had
+dexterously stolen his money, etc.
+
+Ancient history, ancient astronomy, ancient physics, ancient medicine
+(up to Hippocrates), ancient geography, ancient metaphysics, all are
+nothing but ancient absurdities which ought to make us feel the
+happiness of being born in later times.
+
+There is, no doubt, more truth in two pages of the French Encyclopædia
+in relation to physics than in all the library of Alexandria, the loss
+of which is so much regretted.
+
+
+
+
+BABEL.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+Babel signifies among the Orientals, God the Father, the power of God,
+the gate of God, according to the way in which the word is pronounced.
+It appears, therefore, that Babylon was the city of God, the holy city.
+Every capital of a state was a city of God, the sacred city. The Greeks
+called them all Hieropolis, and there were more than thirty of this
+name. The tower of Babel, then, signifies the tower of God the Father.
+
+Josephus says truly that Babel signifies confusion; Calmet says, with
+others, that Bilba, in Chaldæan, signifies confounded, but all the
+Orientals have been of a contrary opinion. The word confusion would be a
+strange etymon for the capital of a vast empire. I very much like the
+opinion of Rabelais, who pretends that Paris was formerly called Lutetia
+on account of the ladies' white legs.
+
+Be that as it may, commentators have tormented themselves to know to
+what height men had raised this famous tower of Babel. St. Jerome gives
+it twenty thousand feet. The ancient Jewish book entitled _"Jacult"_
+gave it eighty-one thousand. Paul Lucas has seen the remains of it and
+it is a fine thing to be as keen-sighted as Paul Lucas, but these
+dimensions are not the only difficulties which have exercised the
+learned.
+
+People have wished to know how the children of Noah, after having
+divided among themselves the islands of the nations and established
+themselves in various lands, with each one his particular language,
+families, and people, should all find themselves in the plain of
+Shinaar, to build there a tower saying, "Let us make us a name lest we
+be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth."
+
+The Book of Genesis speaks of the states which the sons of Noah founded.
+It has related how the people of Europe, Africa, and Asia, all came to
+Shinaar speaking one language only, and purposing the same thing.
+
+The Vulgate places the Deluge in the year of the world 1656, and the
+construction of the tower of Babel 1771, that is to say, one hundred and
+fifteen years after the destruction of mankind, and even during the life
+of Noah.
+
+Men then must have multiplied with prodigious celerity; all the arts
+revived in a very little time. When we reflect on the great number of
+trades which must have been employed to raise a tower so high we are
+amazed at so stupendous a work.
+
+The patriarch Abraham was born, according to the Bible, about four
+hundred years after the deluge, and already we see a line of powerful
+kings in Egypt and in Asia. Bochart and other sages have pleasantly
+filled their great books with Phœnician and Chaldæan words and
+systems which they do not understand. They have learnedly taken Thrace
+for Cappadocia, Greece for Crete, and the island of Cyprus for Tyre;
+they sport in an ocean of ignorance which has neither bottom nor shore.
+It would have been shorter for them to have avowed that God, after
+several ages, has given us sacred books to render us better men and not
+to make us geographers, chronologists, or etymologists.
+
+Babel is Babylon. It was founded, according to the Persian historians,
+by a prince named Tamurath. The only knowledge we have of its
+antiquities consists in the astronomical observations of nineteen
+hundred and three years, sent by Callisthenes by order of Alexander, to
+his preceptor Aristotle. To this certainty is joined the extreme
+probability that a nation which had made a series of celestial
+observations for nearly two thousand years had congregated and formed a
+considerable power several ages before the first of these observations.
+
+It is a pity that none of the calculations of the ancient profane
+authors agree with our sacred ones, and that none of the names of the
+princes who reigned after the different epochs assigned to the Deluge
+have been known by either Egyptians, Syrians, Babylonians, or Greeks.
+
+It is no less a pity that there remains not on the earth among the
+profane authors one vestige of the famous tower of Babel; nothing of
+this story of the confusion of tongues is found in any book. This
+memorable adventure was as unknown to the whole universe as the names of
+Noah, Methuselah, Cain, and Adam and Eve.
+
+This difficulty tantalizes our curiosity. Herodotus, who travelled so
+much, speaks neither of Noah, or Shem, Reu, Salah, or Nimrod. The name
+of Nimrod is unknown to all profane antiquity; there are only a few
+Arabs and some modern Persians who have made mention of Nimrod in
+falsifying the books of the Jews.
+
+Nothing remains to conduct us through these ancient ruins, unknown to
+all the nations of the universe during so many ages, but faith in the
+Bible, and happily that is an infallible guide.
+
+Herodotus, who has mingled many fables with some truths, pretends that
+in his time, which was that of greatest power of the Persian sovereigns
+of Babylon, all the women of the immense city were obliged to go once in
+their lives to the temple of Mylitta, a goddess who was thought to be
+the same as Aphrodite, or Venus, in order to prostitute themselves to
+strangers, and that the law commanded them to receive money as a sacred
+tribute, which was paid over to the priesthood of the goddess.
+
+But even this Arabian tale is more likely than that which the same
+author tells of Cyrus dividing the Indus into three hundred and sixty
+canals, which all discharged themselves into the Caspian Sea! What
+should we say of Mézeray if he had told us that Charlemagne divided the
+Rhine into three hundred and sixty canals, which fell into the
+Mediterranean, and that all the ladies of his court were obliged once in
+their lives to present themselves at the church of St. Genevieve to
+prostitute themselves to all comers for money?
+
+It must be remarked that such a fable is still more absurd in relation
+to the time of Xerxes, in which Herodotus lived, than it would be in
+that of Charlemagne. The Orientals were a thousand times more jealous
+than the Franks and Gauls. The wives of all the great lords were
+carefully guarded by eunuchs. This custom existed from time immemorial.
+It is seen even in the Jewish history that when that little nation
+wished like the others to have a king, Samuel, to dissuade them from it
+and to retain his authority, said "that a king would tyrannize over them
+and that he would take the tenths of their vines and corn to give to his
+eunuchs." The kings accomplished this prediction, for it is written in
+the First Book of Kings that King Ahab had eunuchs, and in the Second
+that Joram, Jehu, Jehoiakim, and Zedekiah had them also.
+
+The eunuchs of Pharaoh are spoken of a long time previously in the Book
+of Genesis, and it is said that Potiphar, to whom Joseph was sold, was
+one of the king's eunuchs. It is clear, therefore, that there were great
+numbers of eunuchs at Babylon to guard the women. It was not then a duty
+for them to prostitute themselves to the first comer, nor was Babylon,
+the city of God, a vast brothel as it has been pretended.
+
+These tales of Herodotus, as well as all others in the same taste, are
+now so decried by all people of sense--reason has made so great progress
+that even old women and children will no longer believe such
+extravagances--_"Non est vetula quæ credat nec pueri credunt, nisi qui
+nondum ære lavantur."_
+
+There is in our days only one man who, not partaking of the spirit of
+the age in which he lives, would justify the fable of Herodotus. The
+infamy appears to him a very simple affair. He would prove that the
+Babylonian princesses prostituted themselves through piety, to the
+first passengers, because it is said in the holy writings that the
+Ammonites made their children pass through the fire in presenting them
+to Moloch. But what relation has this custom of some barbarous
+hordes--this superstition of passing their children through the flames,
+or even of burning them on piles, in honor of I know not whom--of
+Moloch; these Iroquois horrors of a petty, infamous people to a
+prostitution so incredible in a nation known to be the most jealous and
+orderly of the East? Would what passes among the Iroquois be among us a
+proof of the customs of the courts of France and of Spain?
+
+He also brings, in further proof, the Lupercal feast among the Romans
+during which he says the young people of quality and respectable
+magistrates ran naked through the city with whips in their hands, with
+which they struck the pregnant women of quality, who unblushingly
+presented themselves to them in the hope of thereby obtaining a happy
+deliverance.
+
+Now, in the first place, it is not said that these Romans of quality ran
+quite naked, on the contrary, Plutarch expressly observes, in his
+remarks on the custom, that they were covered from the waist downwards.
+
+Secondly, it seems by the manner in which this defender of infamous
+customs expresses himself that the Roman ladies stripped naked to
+receive these blows of the whip, which is absolutely false.
+
+Thirdly, the Lupercal feast has no relation whatever to the pretended
+law of Babylon, which commands the wives and daughters of the king, the
+satraps, and the magi to sell and prostitute themselves to strangers out
+of pure devotion.
+
+When an author, without knowing either the human mind or the manners of
+nations, has the misfortune to be obliged to compile from passages of
+old authors, who are almost all contradictory, he should advance his
+opinions with modesty and know how to doubt, and to shake off the dust
+of the college. Above all he should never express himself with
+outrageous insolence.
+
+Herodotus, or Ctesias, or Diodorus of Sicily, relate a fact: you have
+read it in Greek, therefore this fact is true. This manner of reasoning,
+which is not that of Euclid, is surprising enough in the time in which
+we live; but all minds will not be instructed with equal facility; and
+there are always more persons who compile than people who think.
+
+We will say nothing here of the confusion of tongues which took place
+during the construction of the tower of Babel. It is a miracle, related
+in the Holy Scriptures. We neither explain, nor even examine any
+miracles, and as the authors of that great work, the Encyclopædia,
+believed them, we also believe them with a lively and sincere faith.
+
+We will simply affirm that the fall of the Roman Empire has produced
+more confusion and a greater number of new languages than that of the
+tower of Babel. From the reign of Augustus till the time of the
+Attilas, the Clovises, and the Gondiberts, during six ages, _"terra erat
+unius labii"_--"the known earth was of one language." They spoke the
+same Latin at the Euphrates as at Mount Atlas. The laws which governed a
+hundred nations were written in Latin and the Greek served for
+amusement, whilst the barbarous jargon of each province was only for the
+populace. They pleaded in Latin at once in the tribunals of Africa and
+of Rome. An inhabitant of Cornwall departed for Asia Minor sure of being
+understood everywhere in his route. It was at least one good effected by
+the rapacity of the Romans that people found themselves as well
+understood on the Danube as on the Guadalquiver. At the present time a
+Bergamask who travels into the small Swiss cantons, from which he is
+only separated by a mountain, has the same need of an interpreter as if
+he were in China. This is one of the greatest plagues of modern life.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+Vanity has always raised stately monuments. It was through vanity that
+men built the lofty tower of Babel. "Let us go and raise a tower, the
+summit of which shall touch the skies, and render our name celebrated
+before we are scattered upon the face of the earth." The enterprise was
+undertaken hi the time of a patriarch named Phaleg, who counted the good
+man Noah for his fifth ancestor. It will be seen that architecture, and
+all the arts which accompany it, had made great progress in five
+generations. St. Jerome, the same who has seen fauns and satyrs, has not
+seen the tower of Babel any more than I have, but he assures us that it
+was twenty thousand feet high. This is a trifle. The ancient book,
+_"Jacult"_ written by one of the most learned Jews, demonstrates the
+height to be eighty-one thousand Jewish feet, and every one knows that
+the Jewish foot was nearly as long as the Greek. These dimensions are
+still more likely than those of Jerome. This tower remains, but it is no
+longer quite so high; several quite veracious travellers have seen it.
+I, who have not seen it, will talk as little of it as of my grandfather
+Adam, with whom I never had the honor of conversing. But consult the
+reverend father Calmet; he is a man of fine wit and a profound
+philosopher and will explain the thing to you. I do not know why it is
+said, in Genesis, that Babel signifies confusion, for, as I have already
+observed, _ba_ answers to father in the eastern languages, and _bel_
+signifies God. Babel means the city of God, the holy city. But it is
+incontestable that Babel means confusion, possibly because the
+architects were confounded after having raised their work to eighty-one
+thousand feet, perhaps, because the languages were then confounded, as
+from that time the Germans no longer understood the Chinese, although,
+according to the learned Bochart, it is clear that the Chinese is
+originally the same language as the High German.
+
+
+
+
+BACCHUS.
+
+
+Of all the true or fabulous personages of profane antiquity Bacchus is
+to us the most important. I do not mean for the fine invention which is
+attributed to him by all the world except the Jews, but for the
+prodigious resemblance of his fabulous history to the true adventures of
+Moses.
+
+The ancient poets have placed the birth of Bacchus in Egypt; he is
+exposed on the Nile and it is from that event that he is named Mises by
+the first Orpheus, which, in Egyptian, signifies "saved from the
+waters," according to those who pretend to understand the ancient
+Egyptian tongue, which is no longer known. He is brought up near a
+mountain of Arabia called Nisa, which is believed to be Mount Sinai. It
+is pretended that a goddess ordered him to go and destroy a barbarous
+nation and that he passed through the Red Sea on foot, with a multitude
+of men, women, and children. Another time the river Orontes suspended
+its waters right and left to let him pass, and the Hydaspes did the
+same. He commanded the sun to stand still; two luminous rays proceeded
+from his head. He made a fountain of wine spout up by striking the
+ground with his thyrsis, and engraved his laws on two tables of marble.
+He wanted only to have afflicted Egypt with ten plagues, to be the
+perfect copy of Moses.
+
+Vossius is, I think, the first who has extended this parallel. The
+bishop of Avranches, Huet, has pushed it quite as far, but he adds, in
+his "Evangelical Demonstrations" that Moses is not only Bacchus, but
+that he is also Osiris and Typhon. He does not halt in this fine path.
+Moses, according to him, is Æsculapius, Amphion, Apollo, Adonis, and
+even Priapus. It is pleasant enough that Huet founds his proof that
+Moses is Adonis in their both keeping sheep: _"Et formosus oves, ad
+flumina pavit Adonis."_
+
+He contends that he is Priapus because Priapus is sometimes painted with
+an ass, and the Jews were supposed, among the Gentiles, to adore an ass.
+He gives another proof, not very canonical, which is that the rod of
+Moses might be compared to the sceptre of Priapus. _"Sceptrum tribuitur
+Priapo, virga Most."_ Neither is this demonstration in the manner of
+Euclid.
+
+We will not here speak of the more modern Bacchuses, such as he who
+lived two hundred years before the Trojan war, and whom the Greeks
+celebrated as a son of Jupiter, shut up in his thigh. We will pause at
+him who was supposed to be born on the confines of Egypt and to have
+performed so many prodigies. Our respect for the sacred Jewish books
+will not permit us to doubt that the Egyptians, the Arabs, and even the
+Greeks, have imitated the history of Moses. The difficulty consists
+solely in not knowing how they could be instructed in this
+incontrovertible history. With respect to the Egyptians, it is very
+likely that they never recorded these miracles of Moses, which would
+have covered them with shame. If they had said a word of it the
+historians, Josephus and Philo, would not have failed to have taken
+advantage of it Josephus, in his answer to Appion, made a point of
+citing all the Egyptian authors who have mentioned Moses, and he finds
+none who relate one of these miracles. No Jew has ever quoted any
+Egyptian author who has said a word of the ten plagues of Egypt, of the
+miraculous passage through the Red Sea, etc. It could not be among the
+Egyptians, therefore, that this scandalous parallel was formed between
+the divine Moses and the profane Bacchus.
+
+It is very clear that if a single Egyptian author had said a word of the
+great miracles of Moses all the synagogue of Alexandria, all the
+disputatious church of that famous town would have quoted such word, and
+have triumphed at it, every one after his manner. Athenagorus, Clement,
+Origen, who have said so many useless things, would have related this
+important passage a thousand times and it would have been the strongest
+argument of all the fathers. The whole have kept a profound silence;
+they Had, therefore, nothing to say. But how was it possible for any
+Egyptian to speak of the exploits of a man who caused all the first born
+of the families of Egypt to be killed; who turned the Nile to blood, and
+who drowned in the Red Sea their king and all his army?
+
+All our historians agree that one Clodowick, a Sicambrian, subjugated
+Gaul with a handful of barbarians. The English are the first to say that
+the Saxons, the Danes, and the Normans came by turns to exterminate a
+part of their nation. If they had not avowed this truth all Europe would
+have exclaimed against its concealment. The universe should exclaim in
+the same manner at the amazing prodigies of Moses, of Joshua, of Gideon,
+Samson, and of so many leaders and prophets. The universe is silent
+notwithstanding. Amazing mystery! On one side it is palpable mat all is
+true, since it is found in the holy writings, which are approved by the
+Church; on the other it is evident that no people have ever mentioned
+it. Let us worship Providence, and submit ourselves in all things.
+
+The Arabs, who have always loved the marvellous, were probably the first
+authors of the fables invented of Bacchus, afterwards adopted and
+embellished by the Greeks. But how came the stories of the Arabs and
+Greeks to agree so well with those of the Jews? It is known that the
+Hebrews never communicated their books to any one till the time of the
+Ptolemies; they regarded such communication as a sacrilege, and
+Josephus, to justify their obstinacy in concealing the Pentateuch from
+the rest of the world, says that God punished all foreigners who dared
+to speak of the Jewish histories. If we are to believe him, the
+historian Theopompus, for only designing to mention them in his work,
+became deranged for thirty days, and the tragic poet Theodectes was
+struck blind for having introduced the name of the Jews into one of his
+tragedies. Such are the excuses that Flavius Josephus gives in his
+answer to Appion for the history of the Jews being so long unknown.
+
+These books were of such prodigious scarcity that we only hear of one
+copy under King Josiah, and this copy had been lost for a long time and
+was found in the bottom of a chest on the report of Shaphan, scribe to
+the Pontiff Hilkiah, who carried it to the king.
+
+This circumstance happened, according to the Second Book of Kings, six
+hundred and twenty-four years before our vulgar era, four hundred years
+after Homer, and in the most flourishing times of Greece. The Greeks
+then scarcely knew that there were any Hebrews in the world. The
+captivity of the Jews at Babylon still more augmented their ignorance of
+their own books. Esdras must have restored them at the end of seventy
+years and for already more than five hundred years the fable of Bacchus
+had been current among the Greeks.
+
+If the Greeks had founded their fables on the Jewish history they would
+have chosen facts more interesting to mankind, such as the adventures of
+Abraham, those of Noah, of Methuselah, of Seth, Enoch, Cain, and Eve; of
+the fatal serpent and of the tree of knowledge, all which names have
+ever been unknown to them. There was only a slight knowledge of the
+Jewish people until a long time after the revolution that Alexander
+produced in Asia and in Europe; the historian Josephus avows it in
+formal terms. This is the manner in which he expresses himself in the
+commencement of his reply to Appion, who (by way of parenthesis) was
+dead when he answered him, for Appion died under the Emperor Claudius,
+and Josephus wrote under Vespasian.
+
+"As the country we inhabit is distant from the sea we do not apply
+ourselves to commerce and have no communication with other nations. We
+content ourselves with cultivating our lands, which are very fertile,
+and we labor chiefly to bring up our children properly, because nothing
+appears to us so necessary as to instruct them in the knowledge of our
+holy laws and in true piety, which inspires them with the desire of
+observing them. The above reasons, added to others already mentioned,
+and this manner of life which is peculiar to us, show why we have had no
+communication with the Greeks, like the Egyptians and Phœnicians. Is
+it astonishing that our nation, so distant from the sea, not affecting
+to write anything, and living in the way which I have related, has been
+little known?"
+
+After such an authentic avowal from a Jew, the most tenacious of the
+honor of his nation that has ever written, it will be seen that it is
+impossible for the ancient Greeks to have taken the fable of Bacchus
+from the holy books of the Hebrews, any more than the sacrifice of
+Iphigenia, that of the son of Idomeneus, the labors of Hercules, the
+adventure of Eurydice, and others. The quantity of ancient tales which
+resemble one another is prodigious. How is it that the Greeks have put
+into fables what the Hebrews have put into histories? Was it by the
+gift of invention; was it by a facility of imitation, or in consequence
+of the accordance of fine minds? To conclude: God has permitted it--a
+truth which ought to suffice.
+
+Of what consequence is it that the Arabs and Greeks have said the same
+things as the Jews? We read the Old Testament only to prepare ourselves
+for the New, and in neither the one nor the other do we seek anything
+but lessons of benevolence, moderation, gentleness, and true charity.
+
+
+
+
+BACON (ROGER).
+
+
+It is generally thought that Roger Bacon, the famous monk of the
+thirteenth century, was a very great man and that he possessed true
+knowledge, because he was persecuted and condemned to prison by a set of
+ignoramuses. It is a great prejudice in his favor, I own. But does it
+not happen every day that quacks gravely condemn other quacks, and that
+fools make other fools pay the penalty of folly? This, our world, has
+for a long time resembled the compact edifices in which he who believes
+in the eternal Father anathematizes him who believes in the Holy Ghost;
+circumstances which are not very rare even in these days. Among the
+things which render Friar Bacon commendable we must first reckon his
+imprisonment, and then the noble boldness with which he declared that
+all the books of Aristotle were fit only to be burned and that at a time
+when the learned respected Aristotle much more than the Jansenists
+respect St. Augustine. Has Roger Bacon, however, done anything better
+than the Poetics, the Rhetoric, and the Logic of Aristotle? These three
+immortal works clearly prove that Aristotle was a very great and fine
+genius--penetrating, profound, and methodical; and that he was only a
+bad natural philosopher because it was impossible to penetrate into the
+depths of physical science without the aid of instruments.
+
+Does Roger Bacon, in his best work, in which he treats of light and
+vision, express himself much more clearly than Aristotle when he says
+light is created by means of multiplying its luminous species, which
+action is called univocal and conformable to the agent? He also mentions
+another equivocal multiplication, by which light engenders heat and heat
+putrefaction.
+
+Roger Bacon likewise tells us that life may be prolonged by means of
+spermaceti, aloes, and dragons' flesh, and that the philosopher's stone
+would render us immortal. It is thought that besides these fine secrets
+he possessed all those of judicial astrology, without exception, as he
+affirms very positively in his _"Opus Majus,"_ that the head of man is
+subject to the influences of the ram, his neck to those of the bull, and
+his arms to the power of the twins. He even demonstrates these fine
+things from experience, and highly praises a great astrologer at Paris
+who says that he hindered a surgeon from putting a plaster on the leg
+of an invalid, because the sun was then in the sign of Aquarius, and
+Aquarius is fatal to legs to which plasters are applied.
+
+It is an opinion quite generally received that Roger was the inventor of
+gunpowder. It is certain that it was in his time that important
+discovery was made, for I always remark that the spirit of invention is
+of all times and that the doctors, or sages, who govern both mind and
+body are generally profoundly ignorant, foolishly prejudiced, or at war
+with common sense. It is usually among obscure men that artists are
+found animated with a superior instinct, who invent admirable things on
+which the learned afterwards reason.
+
+One thing that surprises me much is that Friar Bacon knew not the
+direction of the magnetic needle, which, in his time, began to be
+understood in Italy, but in lieu thereof he was acquainted with the
+Secret of the hazel rod and many such things Of which he treats in his
+"Dignity of the Experimental Art."
+
+Yet, notwithstanding this pitiable number of absurdities and chimeras,
+it must be confessed that Roger Bacon was an admirable man for his age.
+What age? you will ask--that of feudal government and of the schoolmen.
+Figure to yourself Samoyedes and Ostiacs who read Aristotle. Such were
+we at that time.
+
+Roger Bacon knew a little of geometry and optics, which made him pass
+for a sorcerer at Rome and Paris. He was, however, really acquainted
+with the matter contained in the Arabian _"Alhazen,"_ for in those days
+little was known except through the Arabs. They were the physicians and
+astrologers of all the Christian kings. The king's fool was always a
+native; his doctor an Arab or a Jew.
+
+Transport this Bacon to the times in which we live and he would be, no
+doubt, a great man. He was gold, encrusted with the rust of the times in
+which he lived, this gold would now be quickly purified. Poor creatures
+that we are! How many ages have passed away in acquiring a little
+reason!
+
+
+
+
+BANISHMENT.
+
+
+Banishment for a term of years, or for life: a penalty inflicted on
+delinquents, or on individuals who are wished to be considered as such.
+
+Not long ago it was the custom to banish from within the limits of the
+jurisdiction, for petty thefts, forgeries, and assaults, the result of
+which was that the offender became a great robber, forger, or murderer
+in some other jurisdiction. This is like throwing into a neighbor's
+field the stones that incommode us in our own.
+
+Those who have written on the laws of nations have tormented themselves
+greatly to determine whether a man who has been banished from his
+country can justly be said still to belong to that country. It might
+almost as well be asked whether a gambler, who has been driven away from
+the gaming-table, is still one of the players at that table.
+
+If by the law of nature a man is permitted to choose his country, still
+more is the man who has lost the rights of a citizen at liberty to
+choose himself a new country. May he bear arms against his former
+fellow-citizens? Of this we have a thousand examples. How many French
+Protestants, naturalized in England, Holland, or Germany, have served,
+not only against France, but against armies in which their relatives,
+their own brothers, have fought? The Greeks in the armies of the king of
+Persia fought against the Greeks, their old fellow-countrymen. The Swiss
+in the service of Holland have fired upon the Swiss in the service of
+France. This is even worse than fighting against those who have banished
+you, for, after all, drawing the sword in revenge does not seem so bad
+as drawing it for hire.
+
+
+
+
+BAPTISM.
+
+_A Greek Word, Signifying Immersion._
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+We do not speak of baptism as theologians; we are but poor men of
+letters, who shall never enter the sanctuary. The Indians plunge, and
+have from time immemorial plunged, into the Ganges. Mankind, always
+guided by their senses, easily imagined that what purified the body
+likewise purified the soul. In the subterranean apartments under the
+Egyptian temples there were large tubs for the priests and the
+initiated.
+
+ _O nimium faciles qui tristia crimina cædis_
+ _Fluminea tolli posse putatis aqua!_
+
+Old Baudier, when he was eighty, made the following comic translation of
+these lines:
+
+ _C'est une drôle de maxime,_
+ _Qu'une lessive efface un crime._
+ One can't but think it somewhat droll,
+ Pump-water thus should cleanse a soul.
+
+Every sign being of itself indifferent, God vouchsafed to consecrate
+this custom amongst the Hebrew people. All foreigners that came to
+settle in Palestine were baptized; they were called domiciliary
+proselytes.
+
+They were not forced to receive circumcision, but only to embrace the
+seven precepts of the Noachides, and to sacrifice to no strange god. The
+proselytes of justice were circumcised and baptized; the female
+proselytes were also baptized, quite naked, in the presence of three
+men. The most devout among the Jews went and received baptism from the
+hands of the prophets most venerated by the people. Hence it was that
+they flocked to St. John, who baptized in the Jordan.
+
+Jesus Christ Himself, who never baptized any one, deigned to receive
+baptism from St. John. This custom, which had long been an accessory of
+the Jewish religion, received new dignity, new value from our Saviour,
+and became the chief rite, the principal seal of Christianity. However,
+the first fifteen bishops of Jerusalem were Jews. 'The Christians of
+Palestine long continued to circumcise. St. John's Christians never
+received baptism from Christ.
+
+Several other Christian societies applied a cautery to the baptized,
+with a red-hot iron, being determined to the performance of this
+extraordinary operation by the words of St. John the Baptist, related by
+St. Luke: "I baptize you with water, but He that cometh after me shall
+baptize you with fire."
+
+This was practised by the Seleucians, the Herminians, and some others.
+The words, "He shall baptize you with fire," have never been explained.
+There are several opinions concerning the baptism by fire which is
+mentioned by St. Luke and St. Matthew. Perhaps the most likely opinion
+is that it was an allusion to the ancient custom of the devotees to the
+Syrian goddess, who, after plunging into water, imprinted characters on
+their bodies with a hot iron. With miserable man all was superstition,
+but Jesus substituted for these ridiculous superstitions a sacred
+ceremony--a divine and efficacious symbol.
+
+In the first ages of Christianity nothing was more common than to
+postpone the receiving of baptism until the last agony. Of this the
+example of the Emperor Constantine is a very strong proof. St. Andrew
+had not been baptized when he was made bishop of Milan. The custom of
+deferring the use of the sacred bath until the hour of death was soon
+abolished.
+
+_Baptism of the Dead._
+
+The dead also were baptized. This is established by the passage of St.
+Paul to the Corinthians: "If we rise not again what shall they do that
+receive baptism from the dead?" Here is a point of fact. Either the
+dead themselves were baptized, or baptism was received in their names,
+as indulgences have since been received for the deliverance of the souls
+of friends and relatives out of purgatory.
+
+St. Epiphanius and St. Chrysostom inform us that it was a custom in some
+Christian societies, and principally among the Marcionites, to put a
+living man under the dead man's bed; he was then asked if he would be
+baptized; the living man answered yes, and the corpse was taken and
+plunged into a tub of water. This custom was soon condemned. St. Paul
+mentions it but he does not condemn it; on the contrary he cites it as
+an invincible argument to prove resurrection.
+
+_Baptism by Aspersion._
+
+The Greeks always retained baptism by immersion. The Latins, about the
+close of the eighth century, having extended their religion into Gaul
+and Germany and seeing that immersion might be fatal to infants in cold
+countries, substituted simple aspersion and thus drew upon themselves
+frequent anathemas from the Greek Church.
+
+St. Cyprian, bishop of Carthage, was asked if those were really baptized
+who had only had their bodies sprinkled all over. He answers, in his
+seventy-sixth letter, that several churches did not believe the
+sprinkled to be Christians; that, for his own part, he believes that
+they are so, but that they have infinitely less grace than those who
+have been thrice dipped, according to custom.
+
+A person was initiated among the Christians as soon as he was dipped;
+until then he was only a catechumen. To be initiated it was necessary to
+have sponsors to answer to the Church for the fidelity of the new
+Christians and that the mysteries should not be divulged. Hence it was
+that in the first ages the Gentiles had, in general, as little knowledge
+of the Christian mysteries as the Christians had of the mysteries of
+Isis and the Eleusinian Ceres.
+
+Cyril of Alexandria, in his writing against the Emperor Julian,
+expresses himself thus: "I would speak of baptism but that I fear my
+words would reach them who are not initiated." At that time there was no
+worship without its mysteries, its associations, its catechumens, its
+initiated, and its professed. Each sect required new virtues and
+recommended to its penitents a new life--_"initium novæ vitæ"_--whence
+the word initiation. The initiation of Christians, whether male or
+female, consisted in their being plunged quite naked into a tub of cold
+water, to which sign was attached the remission of all their sins. But
+the difference between Christian baptism and the Greek, Syrian,
+Egyptian, and Roman ceremonies was the difference between truth and
+falsehood. Jesus Christ was the High Priest of the new law.
+
+In the second century infants began to be baptized; it was natural that
+the Christians should desire their children, who would have been damned
+without this sacrament, to be provided with it. It was at length
+concluded that they must receive it at the expiration of eight days,
+because that was the period at which, among the Jews, they were
+circumcised. In the Greek Church this is still the custom.
+
+Such as died in the first week were damned, according to the most
+rigorous fathers of the Church. But Peter Chrysologos, in the fifth
+century, imagined limbo, a sort of mitigated hell, or properly, the
+border, the outskirt of hell, whither all infants dying without baptism
+go and where the patriarchs remained until Jesus Christ's descent into
+hell. So that the opinion that Jesus Christ descended into limbo, and
+not into hell, has since then prevailed.
+
+It was agitated whether a Christian in the deserts of Arabia might be
+baptized with sand, this was answered in the negative. It was asked if
+rosewater might be used, it was decided that pure water would be
+necessary but that muddy water might be made use of. It is evident that
+all this discipline depended on the discretion of the first pastors who
+established it.
+
+The Anabaptists and some other communions out of the pale have thought
+that no one should be baptized without a thorough knowledge of the
+merits of the case. You require, say they, a promise to be of the
+Christian society, but a child can make no engagement. You give it a
+sponsor, but this is an abuse of an ancient custom. The precaution was
+requisite in the first establishment. When strangers, adult men and
+women, came and presented themselves to be received into the society
+and share in the alms there was needed a guarantee to answer for their
+fidelity; it was necessary to make sure of them; they swore they would
+be Jews, but an infant is in a diametrically opposite case. It has often
+happened, that a child baptized by Greeks at Constantinople has
+afterwards been circumcised by Turks, a Christian at eight days old and
+a Mussulman at thirty years, he has betrayed the oaths of his godfather.
+
+This is one reason which the Anabaptists might allege; it would hold
+good in Turkey, but it has never been admitted in Christian countries
+where baptism insures a citizen's condition. We must conform to the
+rights and laws of our country.
+
+The Greeks re-baptize such of the Latins as pass from one of our Latin
+communions to the Greek communion. In the last century it was the custom
+for these catechumens to pronounce the following words: "I spit upon my
+father and my mother who had me ill baptized." This custom still exists,
+and will, perhaps, long continue to exist in the provinces.
+
+_Notions of Rigid Unitarians Concerning Baptism._
+
+It is evident to whosoever is willing to reason without prejudice that
+baptism is neither a mark of grace conferred nor a seal of alliance, but
+simply a mark of profession.
+
+That baptism is not necessary, neither by necessity of precept, nor by
+necessity of means. That it was not instituted by Christ and that it
+may be omitted by the Christian without his suffering any inconvenience
+therefrom.
+
+That baptism should be administered neither to children, nor to adults,
+nor, in general, to any individual whatsoever.
+
+That baptism might be of service in the early infancy of Christianity to
+those who quitted paganism in order to make their profession of faith
+public and give an authentic mark of it, but that now it is absolutely
+useless and altogether indifferent.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+Baptism, immersion in water, abstersion, purification by water, is of
+the highest antiquity. To be cleanly was to be pure before the gods. No
+priest ever dared to approach the altar with a soil upon his body. The
+natural inclination to transfer to the soul that which appertains to the
+body led to the belief that lustrations and ablutions took away the
+stains of the soul as they removed those of the garments and that
+washing the body washed the soul also. Hence the ancient custom of
+bathing in the Ganges, the waters of which were thought to be sacred;
+hence the lustrations so frequent among every people. The Oriental
+nations, inhabiting hot countries, were the most religiously attached to
+these customs.
+
+The Jews were obliged to bathe after any pollution--after touching an
+unclean animal, touching a corpse, and on many other occasions.
+
+When the Jews received among them a stranger converted to their
+religion they baptized, after circumcising him, and if it was a woman
+she was simply baptized--that is, dipped in water in the presence of
+three witnesses. This immersion was reputed to give the persons baptized
+a new birth, a new life; they became at once Jewish and pure. Children
+born before this baptism had no share in the inheritance of their
+brethren, born after them of a regenerated father and mother. So that,
+with the Jews, to be baptized and to be born again were the same thing,
+and this idea has remained attached to baptism down to the present day.
+Thus, when John, the forerunner, began to baptize in the Jordan he did
+but follow an immemorial usage. The priests of the law did not call him
+to account for this baptizing as for anything new, but they accused him
+of arrogating to himself a right which belonged exclusively to them --as
+Roman Catholic priests would have a right to complain if a layman took
+upon himself to say mass. John was doing a lawful thing but was doing it
+unlawfully.
+
+John wished to have disciples, and he had them. He was chief of a sect
+among the lower orders of the people and it cost him his life. It even
+appears that Jesus was at first among his disciples, since he was
+baptized by him in the Jordan, and John sent some of his own party to
+Him a short time before His death.
+
+The historian Josephus speaks of John but not of Jesus--an incontestable
+proof that in his time John the Baptist had a greater reputation than
+He whom he baptized. A great multitude followed him, says that
+celebrated historian, and the Jews seemed disposed to undertake whatever
+he should command them.
+
+From this passage it appears that John was not only the chief of a sect,
+but the chief of a party. Josephus adds that he caused Herod some
+uneasiness. He did indeed make himself formidable to Herod, who, at
+length, put him to death, but Jesus meddled with none but the Pharisees.
+Josephus, therefore, mentions John as a man who had stirred up the Jews
+against King Herod; as one whose zeal had made him a state criminal, but
+Jesus, not having approached the court, was unknown to the historian
+Josephus.
+
+The sect of John the Baptist differed widely in discipline from that of
+Jesus. In the Acts of the Apostles we see that twenty years after the
+execution of Jesus, Apollos of Alexandria, though become a Christian,
+knew no baptism but that of John, nor had any idea of the Holy Ghost.
+Several travellers, and among others Chardin, the most accredited of
+all, say that in Persia there still are disciples of John, called Sabis,
+who baptize in his name and acknowledge Jesus as a prophet, but not as a
+god.
+
+As for Jesus Christ Himself He received baptism but conferred it on no
+one; His apostles baptized the catechumens, or circumcised them as
+occasion required; this is evident from the operation of circumcision
+performed by Paul on his disciple Timothy.
+
+It also appears that when the apostles baptized it was always in the
+name of Jesus Christ alone. The Acts of the Apostles do not mention any
+one baptized in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost--whence it
+may be concluded that the author of the Acts of the Apostles knew
+nothing of Matthew's gospel, in which it is said: "Go and teach all
+nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and
+of the Holy Ghost." The Christian religion had not yet received its
+form. Even the Symbol, which was called the Symbol of the Apostles, was
+not made until after their time, of this no one has any doubt. In Paul's
+Epistle to the Corinthians we find a very singular custom which was then
+introduced--that of baptizing the dead, but the rising Church soon
+reserved baptism for the living alone; at first none were baptized but
+adults, and the ceremony was often deferred until the age of fifty, or
+the last sickness, that the individual might carry with him into the
+other world the unimpaired virtue of a baptism recently performed.
+
+Now, all children are baptized: none but the Anabaptists reserve this
+ceremony for the mature age; they plunge their whole bodies into the
+water. The Quakers, who compose a very numerous society in England and
+in America, do not use baptism: the reason is that Jesus Christ did not
+baptize any of His disciples, and their aim is to be Christians only as
+His disciples were--which occasions a very wide difference between them
+and other communions.
+
+_Addition to the Article "Baptism" by Abbé Nicaise._
+
+The Emperor Julian, the philosopher, in his immortal "Satire on the
+Cæsars," puts these words into the mouth of Constantius, son of
+Constantine: "Whosoever feels himself guilty of rape, murder, plunder,
+sacrilege, and every most abominable crime, so soon as I have washed him
+with this water, he shall be clean and pure."
+
+It was, indeed, this fatal doctrine that occasioned the Christian
+emperors, and the great men of the empire, to defer their baptism until
+death. They thought they had found the secret of living criminal and
+dying virtuous.
+
+How strange an idea--that a pot of water should wash away every crime!
+Now, all children are baptized because an idea no less absurd supposes
+them all criminal; they are all saved until they have the use of reason
+and the power to become guilty! Cut their throats, then, as quickly as
+possible, to insure their entrance into paradise. This is so just a
+consequence that there was once a devout sect that went about poisoning
+and killing all newly-baptized infants. These devout persons reasoned
+with perfect correctness, saying: "We do these little innocents the
+greatest possible good; we prevent them from being wicked and unhappy in
+this life and we give them life eternal."
+
+
+
+
+BARUCH, OR BARAK, AND DEBORAH;
+
+AND, INCIDENTALLY, ON CHARIOTS OF WAR.
+
+
+We have no intention here to inquire at what time Baruch was chief of
+the Jewish people; why, being chief, he allowed his army to be commanded
+by a woman; whether this woman, named Deborah, had married Lapidoth;
+whether she was the friend or relative of Baruch, or perhaps his
+daughter or his mother; nor on what day the battle of Tabor, in Galilee,
+was fought between this Deborah and Sisera, captain-general of the
+armies of King Jabin--which Sisera commanded in Galilee an army of three
+hundred thousand foot, ten thousand horse, and three thousand chariots
+of war, according to the historian Josephus.
+
+We shall at present leave out of the question this Jabin, king of a
+village called Azor, who had more troops than the Grand Turk. We very
+much pity the fate of his grand-vizier Sisera, who, having lost the
+battle in Galilee, leaped from his chariot and four that he might fly
+more swiftly on foot. He went and begged the hospitality of a holy
+Jewish woman, who gave him some milk and drove a great cart-nail through
+his head while he was asleep. We are very sorry for it, but this is not
+the matter to be discussed. We wish to speak of chariots of war.
+
+The battle was fought at the foot of Mount Tabor, near the river Kishon.
+Mount Tabor is a steep mountain, the branches of which, somewhat less
+in height, extend over a great part of Galilee. Between this mountain
+and the neighboring rocks there is a small plain, covered with great
+flint-stones and impracticable for cavalry. The extent of this plain is
+four or five hundred paces. We may venture to believe that Sisera did
+not here draw up his three hundred thousand men in order of battle; his
+three thousand chariots would have found it difficult to manœuvre on
+such a field.
+
+We may believe that the Hebrews had no chariots of war in a country
+renowned only for asses, but the Asiatics made use of them in the great
+plains. Confucius, or rather Confutze, says positively that, from time
+immemorial, each of the viceroys of the provinces was expected to
+furnish to the emperor a thousand war-chariots, each drawn by four
+horses. Chariots must have been in use long before the Trojan war, for
+Homer does not speak of them as a new invention, but these chariots were
+not armed like those of Babylon, neither the wheels nor the axles were
+furnished with steel blades.
+
+At first this invention must have been very formidable on large plains,
+especially when the chariots were numerous, driven with impetuosity, and
+armed with long pikes and scythes, but when they became familiar it
+seemed so easy to avoid their shock that they fell into general disuse.
+
+In the war of 1741 it was proposed to renew and reform this ancient
+invention. A minister of state had one of these chariots constructed and
+it was tried. It was asserted that in large plains, like that of
+Lützen, they might be used with advantage by concealing them behind the
+cavalry, the squadrons of which would open to let them pass and then
+follow them, but the generals judged that this manœuvre would be
+useless, and even dangerous, now that battles are gained by cannon only.
+It was replied that there would be as many cannon hi the army using the
+chariots of war to defend them as in the enemy's army to destroy them.
+It was added that these chariots would, in the first instance, be
+sheltered from the cannon behind the battalions or squadrons, that the
+latter would open and let the chariots run with impetuosity and that
+this unexpected attack might have a prodigious effect. The generals
+advanced nothing in opposition to these arguments, but they would not
+revive this game of the ancient Persians.
+
+
+
+
+BATTALION.
+
+
+Let us observe that the arrangements, the marching, and the evolutions
+of battalions, nearly as they are now practised, were revived in Europe
+by one who was not a military man--by Machiavelli, a secretary at
+Florence. Battalions three, four, and five deep; battalions advancing
+upon the enemy; battalions in square to avoid being cut off in a rout;
+battalions four deep sustained by others in column; battalions flanked
+by cavalry--all are his. He taught Europe the art of war; it had long
+been practised without being known.
+
+The grand duke would have had his secretary teach his troops their
+exercises according to his new method. But Machiavelli was too prudent
+to do so; he had no wish to see the officers and soldiers laugh at a
+general in a black cloak; he reserved himself for the council.
+
+There is something singular in the qualities which he requires in a
+soldier. He must first have _gagliardia_, which signifies _alert vigor_;
+he must have a quick and sure eye--in which there must also be a little
+gayety; a strong neck, a wide breast, a muscular arm, round loins, but
+little belly, with spare legs and feet--all indicating strength and
+agility. But above all the soldier must have honor, and must be led by
+honor alone. "War," says he, "is but too great a corrupter of morals,"
+and he reminds us of the Italian proverb: War makes thieves, and peace
+finds them gibbets.
+
+Machiavelli had but a poor opinion of the French infantry, and until the
+battle of Rocroi it must be confessed that it was very bad. A strange
+man this Machiavelli! He amused himself with making verses, writing
+plays, showing his cabinet the art of killing with regularity, and
+teaching princes the art of perjuring themselves, assassinating, and
+poisoning as occasion required--a great art which Pope Alexander VI.,
+and his bastard Cæsar Borgia, practised in wonderful perfection without
+the aid of his lessons.
+
+Be it observed that in all Machiavelli's works on so many different
+subjects there is not one word which renders virtue amiable--not one
+word proceeding from the heart. The same remark has been made on
+Boileau. He does not, it is true, make virtue lovely, but he represents
+it as necessary.
+
+
+
+
+BAYLE.
+
+
+Why has Louis Racine treated Bayle like a dangerous man, with a cruel
+heart, in an epistle to Jean Baptiste Rousseau, which, although printed,
+is but little known?
+
+He compares Bayle, whose logical acuteness detected the errors of
+opposing systems, to Marius sitting upon the ruins of Carthage:
+
+ _Ainsi d'un œil content Marius, dans sa fuite,_
+ _Contemplait les débris de Carthage détruite._
+ Thus exiled Marius, with contented gaze,
+ Thy ruins, Carthage, silently surveys.
+
+Here is a simile which exhibits very little resemblance, or, as Pope
+says, a simile dissimilar. Marius had not destroyed reason and
+arguments, nor did he contentedly view its ruins, but, on the contrary,
+he was penetrated with an elevated sentiment of melancholy on
+contemplating the vicissitudes of human affairs, when he made the
+celebrated answer: "Say to the proconsul of Africa that thou hast seen
+Marius seated on the ruins of Carthage."
+
+We ask in what Marius resembled Bayle? Louis Racine, if he thinks fit,
+may apply the epithets "hard-hearted" and "cruel" to Marius, to Sulla,
+to the triumvirs, but, in reference to Bayle the phrases "detestable
+pleasure," "cruel heart," "terrible man," should not be put in a
+sentence written by Louis Racine against one who is only proved to have
+weighed the arguments of the Manichæans, the Paulicians, the Arians, the
+Eutychians, against those of their adversaries. Louis Racine proportions
+not the punishment to the offence. He should remember that Bayle
+combated Spinoza, who was too much of a philosopher, and Jurieu, who was
+none at all. He should respect the good manners of Bayle and learn to
+reason from him. But he was a Jansenist, that is to say, he knew the
+words of the language of Jansenism and employed them at random. You may
+properly call cruel and terrible a powerful man who commands his slaves,
+on pain of death, to go and reap corn where he has sown thistles; who
+gives to some of them too much food, and suffers others to die of
+hunger; who kills his eldest son to leave a large fortune to the
+younger. All that is frightful and cruel, Louis Racine! It is said that
+such is the god of thy Jansenists, but I do not believe it. Oh slaves of
+party, people attacked with the jaundice, you constantly see everything
+yellow!
+
+And to whom has the unthinking heir of a father who had a hundred times
+more taste than he has philosophy, addressed this miserable epistle
+against the virtuous Bayle? To Rousseau--a poet who thinks still less;
+to a man whose principal merit has consisted in epigrams which are
+revolting to the most indulgent reader; to a man to whom it was alike
+whether he sang Jesus Christ or Giton. Such was the apostle to whom
+Louis Racine denounced Bayle as a miscreant. What motive could the
+author of "Phædra" and "Iphigenia" have for falling into such a
+prodigious error? Simply this, that Rousseau had made verses for the
+Jansenists, whom he then believed to be in high credit.
+
+Such is the rage of faction let loose upon Bayle, but you do not hear
+any of the dogs who have howled against him bark against Lucretius,
+Cicero, Seneca, Epicurus, nor against the numerous philosophers of
+antiquity. It is all reserved for Bayle; he is their fellow citizen--he
+is of their time--his glory irritates them. Bayle is read and Nicole is
+not read; behold the source of the Jansenist hatred! Bayle is studied,
+but neither the reverend Father Croiset, nor the reverend Father
+Caussin; hence Jesuitical denouncement!
+
+In vain has a Parliament of France done him the greatest honor in
+rendering his will valid, notwithstanding the severity of the law. The
+madness of party knows neither honor nor justice. I have not inserted
+this article to make the eulogy of the best of dictionaries, which would
+not be becoming here, and of which Bayle is not in need; I have written
+it to render, if I can, the spirit of party odious and ridiculous.
+
+
+
+
+BDELLIUM.
+
+
+We are very much puzzled to know what this Bdellium is which is found
+near the shores of the Pison, a river of the terrestrial paradise which
+turns into the country of the Havilah, where there is gold. Calmet
+relates that, according to several commentators, Bdellium is the
+carbuncle, but that it may also be crystal. Then it is the gum of an
+Arabian tree and afterwards we are told that capers are intended. Many
+others affirm that it signifies pearls. Nothing but the etymologies of
+Bochart can throw a light on this question. I wish that all these
+commentators had been upon the spot.
+
+The excellent gold which is obtained in this country, says Calmet, shows
+evidently that this is the country of Colchis and the golden fleece is a
+proof of it. It is a pity that things have changed so much for
+Mingrelia; that beautiful country, so famous for the loves of Medea and
+Jason, now produces gold and Bdellium no more than bulls which vomit
+fire and flame, and dragons which guard the fleece. Everything changes
+in this world; and if we do not skilfully cultivate our lands, and if
+the state remain always in debt, we shall become a second Mingrelia.
+
+
+
+
+BEARD.
+
+
+Certain naturalists assure us that the secretion which produces the
+beard is the same as that which perpetuates mankind. An entire
+hemisphere testifies against this fraternal union. The Americans, of
+whatever country, color, or stature they may be, have neither beards on
+their chins, nor any hair on their bodies, except their eyebrows and the
+hair of their heads, I have legal attestations of official men who have
+lived, conversed, and combated with thirty nations of South America, and
+they attest that they have never seen a hair on their bodies; and they
+laugh, as they well may, at writers who, copying one another, say that
+the Americans are only without hair because they pull it out with
+pincers; as if Christopher Columbus, Fernando Cortes, and the other
+adventurers had loaded themselves with the little tweezers with which
+our ladies remove their superfluous hairs, and had distributed them in
+all the countries of America.
+
+I believed for a long time that the Esquimaux were excepted from the
+general laws of the new world; but I am assured that they are as free
+from hair as the others. However, they have children in Chile, Peru, and
+Canada, as well as in our bearded continent. There is, then, a specific
+difference between these bipeds and ourselves, in the same way as their
+lions, which are divested of the mane, and in other respects differ from
+the lions of Africa.
+
+It is to be remarked that the Orientals have never varied in their
+consideration for the beard. Marriage among them has always existed, and
+that period is still the epoch of life from which they no longer shave
+the beard. The long dress and the beard impose respect. The Westerns
+have always been changing the fashion of the chin. Mustaches were worn
+under Louis XIV. towards the year 1672. Under Louis XIII. a little
+pointed beard prevailed. In the time of Henry IV. it was square. Charles
+V., Julius II., and Francis I. restored the large beard to honor in
+their courts, which had been a long time in fashion. Gownsmen, through
+gravity and respect for the customs of their fathers, shaved themselves;
+while the courtiers, in doublets and little mantles, wore their beards
+as long as they could. When a king in those days sent a lawyer as an
+ambassador, his comrades would laugh at him if he suffered his beard to
+grow, besides mocking him in the chamber of accounts or of
+requests,--But quite enough upon beards.
+
+
+
+
+BEASTS.
+
+
+What a pity and what a poverty of spirit to assert that beasts are
+machines deprived of knowledge and sentiment, which effect all their
+operations in the same manner, which learn nothing, never improve, etc.
+
+What is this bird, who makes its nest in a semicircle when he attaches
+it to a wall; and in a circle on a tree--this bird does all in the same
+blind manner! The hound, which you have disciplined for three months,
+does he not know more at the end of this time than he did before? Does
+the canary, to which you play an air, repeat ft directly? Do you not
+employ a considerable time in teaching it? Have you not seen that he
+sometimes mistakes it, and that be corrects himself?
+
+Is it because I speak to you that you judge I have sentiment, memory,
+and ideas? Well, suppose I do not speak to you; you see me enter my room
+with an afflicted air, I seek a paper with disquietude, I open the
+bureau in which I recollect to have shut it, I hid it and read it with
+joy. You pronounce that I have felt the sentiment of affliction and of
+joy; that I have memory and knowledge.
+
+Extend the same judgment to the dog who has lost his master, who has
+sought hum everywhere with grievous cries, and who enters the house
+agitated and restless, goes upstairs and down, from room to room, and at
+last finds in the closet the master whom he loves, and testifies his joy
+by the gentleness of his cries, by his leaps and his caresses.
+
+Some barbarians seize this dog, who so prodigiously excels man in
+friendship, they nail him to a table and dissect him living to show the
+mesenteric veins. You discover in him the same organs of sentiment which
+are in yourself. Answer me, machinist, has nature arranged all the
+springs of sentiment in this animal that he should not feel? Has he
+nerves, and is he incapable of suffering? Do not suppose this
+impertinent contradiction in mature.
+
+But the masters of this school ask, what is the soul of beasts? I do not
+understand tins question. A tree has the faculty of receiving in its
+fibres the sap which circulates, of evolving its buds, its leaves, and
+its fruits. You will ask me what is the soul of this tree? It has
+received these gifts. The animal has received those of sentiment,
+memory, and a certain number of ideas. Who has bestowed these gifts; who
+has given these faculties? He who has made the herb of the field to
+grow, and who makes the earth gravitate towards the sun.
+
+The souls of beasts are _substantial forms_, says Aristotle; and after
+Aristotle, the Arabian school; and after the Arabian school, the
+Angelical school; and after the Angelical school, the Sorbonne; and
+after the Sorbonne, every one in the world.
+
+The souls of beasts are material, exclaim other philosophers. These have
+not been more fortunate than the former. They are in vain asked what is
+a material soul? They say that it is a matter which has sensation; but
+who has given it this sensation? It is a material soul, that is to say,
+it is composed of a matter which gives sensation to matter. They cannot
+get out of this circle.
+
+Listen to one kind of beasts reasoning upon another; their soul is a
+spiritual being, which dies with the body; but what proof have you of
+it? What idea have you of this spiritual being, which has sentiment,
+memory, and its share of ideas and combinations, but which can never
+tell what made a child of six years old? On what ground do you imagine
+that this being, which is not corporeal, perishes with the body? The
+greatest beasts are those who have suggested that this soul is neither
+body nor spiritan excellent system! We can only understand by spirit
+something unknown, which is not body. Thus the system of these gentlemen
+amounts to this, that the soul of beasts is a substance which is neither
+body, nor something which is not body. Whence can proceed so many
+contradictory errors? From the custom which men have of examining what a
+thing is before they know whether it exists. They call the speech the
+effect of a breath of mind, the soul of a sigh. What is the soul? It is
+a name which I have given to this valve which rises and falls, which
+lets the air in, relieves itself, and sends it through a pipe when I
+move the lungs.
+
+There is not, then, a soul distinct from the machine. But what moves the
+lungs of animals? I have already said, the power that moves the stars.
+The philosopher who said, _"Deus est animâ brutorum."_--God is the soul
+of the brutes--is right; but he should have gone much further.
+
+
+
+
+BEAUTIFUL (THE).
+
+
+Since we have quoted Plato on love, why should we not quote him on "the
+beautiful," since beauty causes love. It is curious to know how a Greek
+spoke of the beautiful more than two thousand years since.
+
+"The man initiated into the sacred mysteries, when he sees a beautiful
+face accompanied by a divine form, a something more than mortal, feels a
+secret emotion, and I know not what respectful fear. He regards this
+figure as a divinity.... When the influence of beauty enters into his
+soul by his eyes he burns; the wings of his soul are bedewed; they lose
+the hardness which retains their germs and liquefy themselves; these
+germs, swelling beneath the roots of its wings, they expand from every
+part of the soul (for soul had wings formerly)," etc.
+
+I am willing to believe that nothing is finer than this discourse of the
+divine Plato; but it does not give us very clear ideas of the nature of
+the beautiful.
+
+Ask a toad what is beauty--the great beauty _To Kalon_; he will answer
+that it is the female with two great round eyes coming out of her little
+head, her large flat mouth, her yellow belly, and brown back. Ask a
+negro of Guinea; beauty is to him a black, oily skin, sunken eyes, and a
+flat nose. Ask the devil; he will tell you that the beautiful consists
+in a pair of horns, four claws, and a tail. Then consult the
+philosophers; they will answer you with jargon; they must have something
+conformable to the archetype of the essence of the beautiful--to the _To
+Kalon_.
+
+I was once attending a tragedy near a philosopher. "How beautiful that
+is," said he. "What do you find beautiful?" asked I. "It is," said he,
+"that the author has attained his object." The next day he took his
+medicine, which did him some good. "It has attained its object," cried I
+to him; "it is a beautiful medicine." He comprehended that it could not
+be said that a medicine is beautiful, and that to apply to anything
+the epithet beautiful it must cause admiration and pleasure. He admitted
+that the tragedy had inspired him with these two sentiments, and that it
+was the _To Kalon_, the beautiful.
+
+We made a journey to England. The same piece was played, and, although
+ably translated, it made all the spectators yawn. "Oh, oh!" said he,
+"the _To Kalon_ is not the same with the English as with the French." He
+concluded after many reflections that "the beautiful" is often merely
+relative, as that which is decent at Japan is indecent at Rome; and that
+which is the fashion at Paris is not so at Pekin; and he was thereby
+spared the trouble of composing a long treatise on the beautiful.
+
+[Illustration: A beautiful face accompanied by a divine form.]
+
+There are actions which the whole world considers fine. A challenge
+passed between two of Cæsar's officers, mortal enemies, not to shed each
+other's blood behind a thicket by tierce and quarte, as among us, but to
+decide which of them would best defend the camp of the Romans, about to
+be attacked by the barbarians. One of the two, after having repulsed the
+enemy, was near falling; the other flew to his assistance, saved his
+life, and gained the victory. A friend devotes himself to death for his
+friend, a son for his father. The Algonquin, the French, the Chinese,
+will mutually say that all this is very beautiful, that such actions
+give them pleasure, and that they admire them.
+
+They will say the same of great moral maxims; of that of Zoroaster: "If
+in doubt that an action be just, desist;" of that of Confucius: "Forget
+injuries; never forget benefits."
+
+The negro, with round eyes and flattened nose, who would not give the
+ladies of our court the name of beautiful, would give it without
+hesitation to these actions and these maxims. Even the wicked man
+recognizes the beauty of the virtues which he cannot imitate. The
+beautiful, which only strikes the senses, the imagination, and what is
+called the spirit, is then often uncertain; the beauty which strikes the
+heart is not. You will find a number of people who will tell you they
+have found nothing beautiful in three-fourths of the "Iliad"; but nobody
+will deny that the devotion of Codrus for his people was fine, supposing
+it was true.
+
+Brother Attinet, a Jesuit, a native of Dijon, was employed as designer
+in the country house of the Emperor Camhi, at the distance of some
+leagues from Pekin.
+
+"This country house," says he, in one of his letters to M. Dupont, "is
+larger than the town of Dijon. It is divided into a thousand habitations
+on one line; each one has its courts, its parterres, its gardens, and
+its waters; the front of each is ornamented with gold varnish and
+paintings. In the vast enclosures of the park, hills have been raised by
+hand from twenty to sixty feet high. The valleys are watered by an
+infinite number of canals, which run a considerable distance to join and
+form lakes and seas. We float on these seas in boats varnished and
+gilt, from twelve to thirteen fathoms long and four wide. These barks
+have magnificent saloons, and the borders of the canals are covered with
+houses, all in different tastes. Every house has its gardens and
+cascades. You go from one valley to another by alleys, alternately
+ornamented with pavilions and grottoes. No two valleys are alike; the
+largest of all is surrounded by a colonnade, behind which are gilded
+buildings. All the apartments of these houses correspond in magnificence
+with the outside. All the canals have bridges at stated distances; these
+bridges are bordered with balustrades of white marble sculptured in
+basso-relievo.
+
+"In the middle of the great sea is raised a rock, and on this rock is a
+square pavilion, in which are more than a hundred apartments. From this
+square pavilion there is a view of all the palaces, all the houses, and
+all the gardens of this immense enclosure, and there are more than four
+hundred of them.
+
+"When the emperor gives a fête all these buildings are illuminated in an
+instant, and from every house there are fireworks.
+
+"This is not all; at the end of what they call the sea is a great fair,
+held by the emperor's officers. Vessels come from the great sea to
+arrive at this fair. The courtiers disguise themselves as merchants and
+artificers of all sorts; one keeps a coffee house, another a tavern; one
+takes the profession of a thief, another that of the officer who
+pursues him. The emperor and all the ladies of the court come to buy
+stuffs, the false merchants cheat them as much as they can; they tell
+them that it is shameful to dispute so much about the price, and that
+they are poor customers. Their majesties reply that the merchants are
+knaves; the latter are angry and affect to depart; they are appeased;
+the emperor buys all and makes lotteries of it for all his court.
+Farther on are spectacles of all sorts."
+
+When brother Attinet came from China to Versailles he found it small and
+dull. The Germans, who were delighted to stroll about its groves, were
+astonished that brother Attinet was so difficult. This is another reason
+which determines me not to write a treatise on the beautiful.
+
+
+
+
+BEES.
+
+
+The bees may be regarded as superior to the human race in this, that
+from their own substance they produce another which is useful; while, of
+all our secretions, there is not one good for anything; nay, there is
+not one which does not render mankind disagreeable.
+
+I have been charmed to find that the swarms which turn out of the hive
+are much milder than our sons when they leave college. The young bees
+then sting no one; or at least but rarely and in extraordinary cases.
+They suffer themselves to be carried quietly in the bare hand to the
+hive which is destined for them. But no sooner have they learned in
+their new habitation to know their interests than they become like us
+and make war. I have seen very peaceable bees go for six months to labor
+in a neighboring meadow covered with flowers which secreted them. When
+the mowers came they rushed furiously from their hive upon those who
+were about to steal their property and put them to flight.
+
+We find in the Proverbs attributed to Solomon that "there are four
+things, the least upon earth, but which are wiser than the wise men--the
+ants, a little people who lay up food during the harvest; the hares, a
+weak people who lie on stones; the grasshoppers, who have no kings and
+who journey in flocks; and the lizards, which work with their hands and
+dwell in the palaces of kings." I know not how Solomon forgot the bees,
+whose instinct seems very superior to that of hares, which do not lie on
+stone; or of lizards, with whose genius I am not acquainted. Moreover, I
+shall always prefer a bee to a grasshopper.
+
+The bees have, in all ages, furnished the poet with descriptions,
+comparisons, allegories, and fables. Mandeville's celebrated "Fable of
+the Bees" made a great noise in England. Here is a short sketch of it:
+
+ Once the bees, in worldly things,
+ Had a happy government;
+ And their laborers and their kings
+ Made them wealthy and content;
+ But some greedy drones at last
+ Found their way into their hive;
+ Those, in idleness to thrive,
+ Told the bees they ought to fast.
+ Sermons were _their_ only labors;
+ Work they preached unto their neighbors.
+ In their language they would say,
+ "You shall surely go to heaven,
+ When to us you've freely given
+ Wax and honey all away."--
+ Foolishly the bees believed,
+ Till by famine undeceived;
+ When their misery was complete,
+ All the strange delusion vanished!
+ Now the drones are killed or banished,
+ And the bees again may eat.
+
+Mandeville goes much further; he asserts that bees cannot live at their
+ease in a great and powerful hive without many vices. "No kingdom, no
+state," says he, "can flourish without vices. Take away the vanity of
+ladies of quality, and there will be no more fine manufactures of silk,
+no more employment for men and women in a thousand different branches; a
+great part of the nation will be reduced to beggary. Take away the
+avarice of our merchants, and the fleets of England will be annihilated.
+Deprive artists of envy, and emulation will cease; we shall sink back
+into primitive rudeness and ignorance."
+
+It is quite true that a well-governed society turns every vice to
+account; but it is not true that these vices are necessary to the
+well-being of the world. Very good remedies may be made from poisons,
+but poisons do not contribute to the support of life. By thus reducing
+the "Fable of the Bees" to its just value, it might be made a work of
+moral utility.
+
+
+
+
+BEGGAR--MENDICANT
+
+
+Every country where begging, where mendicity, is a profession, is ill
+governed. Beggary, as I have elsewhere said, is a vermin that clings to
+opulence. Yes; but let it be shaken off; let the hospitals be for
+sickness and age alone, and let the shops be for the young and vigorous.
+
+The following is an extract from a sermon composed by a preacher ten
+years ago for the parish of St. Leu and St. Giles, which is the parish
+of the beggars and the convulsionaries: "_Pauper es
+evangelicantur_"--"the gospel is preached to the poor."
+
+"My dear brethren the beggars, what is meant by the word _gospel_? It
+signifies _good news_. It is, then, good news that I come to tell you;
+and what is it? It is that if you are idlers you will die on a
+dung-hill. Know that there have been idle kings, so at least we are
+told, and they at last had not where to lay their heads. If you work,
+you will be as happy as other men.
+
+"The preachers at St. Eustache and St. Roche may deliver to the rich
+very fine sermons in a flowery style, which procure for the auditors a
+light slumber with an easy digestion, and for the orator a thousand
+crowns; but I address those whom hunger keeps awake. Work for your
+bread, I say; for the Scripture says that he who does not work deserves
+not to eat. Our brother in adversity, Job, who was for some time in your
+condition, says that man is born to labor as the bird is to fly. Look
+at this immense city; every one is busy; the judges rise at four in the
+morning to administer justice to you and send you to the galleys when
+your idleness has caused you to thieve rather awkwardly.
+
+"The king works; he attends his council every day; and he has made
+campaigns. Perhaps you will say he is none the richer. Granted; but that
+is not his fault. The financiers know, better than you or I do, that not
+one-half his revenue ever enters his coffers. He has been obliged to
+sell his plate in order to defend us against our enemies. We should aid
+him in our turn. The Friend of Man (_l'Ami des Hommes_) allows him only
+seventy-five millions per annum. Another friend all at once gives him
+seven hundred and forty. But of all these Job's comforters, not one will
+advance him a single crown. It is necessary to invent a thousand
+ingenious ways of drawing this crown from our pockets, which, before it
+reaches his own, is diminished by at least one-half.
+
+"Work, then, my dear brethren; act for yourselves, for I forewarn you
+that if you do not take care of yourselves, no one will take care of
+you; you will be treated as the king has been in several grave
+remonstrances; people will say, 'God help you.'
+
+"We will go into the provinces, you will answer; we skill be fed by the
+lords of the land, by the farmers, by the curates. Do not flatter
+yourselves, my dear brethren, that you shall eat at their tables; they
+have for the most part enough to do to feed themselves, notwithstanding
+the 'Method of Rapidly Getting Rich by Agriculture' and fifty other
+works of the same kind, published every day at Paris for the use of the
+people in the country, with the cultivation of which the authors never
+had anything to do.
+
+"I behold among you young men of some talent, who say that they will
+make verses, that they will write pamphlets, like Chisiac, Normotte, or
+Patouillet; that they will work for the _'Nouvelles Ecclésiastiques'_
+that they will write sheets for Fréron, funeral orations for bishops,
+songs for the comic opera. Any of these would at least be an occupation.
+When a man is writing for the _'Année Littéraire,'_ he is not robbing on
+the highway, he is only robbing his creditors. But do better, my dear
+brethren in Jesus Christ--my dear beggars, who, by passing your lives in
+asking charity, run the risk of the galleys; do better; enter one of the
+four mendicant orders; you will then be not only rich, but honored
+also."
+
+
+
+
+BEKKER,
+
+"THE WORLD BEWITCHED," THE DEVIL, THE BOOK OF ENOCH, AND SORCERERS.
+
+
+This Balthazar Bekker, a very good man, a great enemy of the everlasting
+hell and the devil, and a still greater of precision, made a great deal
+of noise in his time by his great book, "The World Bewitched."
+
+One Jacques-George de Chaufepied, a pretended continuator of Bayle,
+assures us that Bekker learned Greek at Gascoigne. Niceron has good
+reasons for believing that it was at Franeker. This historical point has
+occasioned much doubt and trouble at court.
+
+The fact is that in the time of Bekker, a minister of the Holy
+Gospel--as they say in Holland--the devil was still in prodigious credit
+among divines of all sorts in the middle of the seventeenth century, in
+spite of the good spirits which were beginning to enlighten the world.
+Witchcraft, possessions, and everything else attached to that fine
+divinity, were in vogue throughout Europe and frequently had fatal
+results.
+
+A century had scarcely elapsed since King James himself--called by Henry
+IV. _Master_ James--that great enemy of the Roman communion and the
+papal power, had published his "Demonology" (what a book for a king!)
+and in it had admitted sorceries, incubuses, and succubuses, and
+acknowledged the power of the devil, and of the pope, who, according to
+him, had just as good a right to drive Satan from the bodies of the
+possessed as any other priest. And we, miserable Frenchmen, who boast of
+having recovered some small part of our senses, in what a horrid sink of
+stupid barbarism were we then immersed! Not a parliament, not a
+presidential court, but was occupied in trying sorcerers; not a great
+jurisconsult who did not write memorials on possessions by the devil.
+France resounded with the cries of poor imbecile creatures whom the
+judges, after making them believe that they had danced round a cauldron,
+tortured and put to death without pity, in horrible torments. Catholics
+and Protestants were alike infected with this absurd and frightful
+superstition; the pretext being that in one of the Christian gospels it
+is said that disciples were sent to cast out devils. It was a sacred
+duty to put girls to the torture in order to make them confess that they
+had lain with Satan, and that they had fallen in love with him in the
+form of a goat. All the particulars of the meetings of the girls with
+this goat were detailed in the trials of the unfortunate individuals.
+They were burned at last, whether they confessed or denied; and France
+was one vast theatre of judicial carnage.
+
+I have before me a collection of these infernal proceedings, made by a
+counsellor of the Parliament of Bordeaux, named De Langre, and addressed
+to Monseigneur Silleri, chancellor of France, without Monseigneur
+Silleri's having ever thought of enlightening those infamous
+magistrates. But, indeed, it would have been necessary to begin by
+enlightening the chancellor himself. What was France at that time? A
+continual St. Bartholomew--from the massacre of Vassy to the
+assassination of Marshal d'Ancre and his innocent wife.
+
+Will it be believed that in the time of this very Bekker, a poor girl
+named Magdalen Chaudron, who had been persuaded that she was a witch,
+was burned at Geneva?
+
+The following is a very exact summary of the procès-verbal of this
+absurd and horrid act, which is not the last monument of the kind:
+
+"Michelle, having met the devil as she was going out of the town, the
+devil gave her a kiss, received her homage, and imprinted on her upper
+lip and her right breast the mark which it is his custom to affix on all
+persons whom he recognizes as his favorites. This seal of the devil is a
+small sign-manual, which, as demonological jurisconsults affirm, renders
+the skin insensible.
+
+"The devil ordered Michelle Chaudron to bewitch two girls; and she
+immediately obeyed her lord. The relatives of the young women judicially
+charged her with devilish practices, and the girls themselves were
+interrogated and confronted with the accused. They testified that they
+constantly felt a swarming of ants in certain parts of their bodies, and
+that they were possessed. The physicians were then called in, or at
+least those who then passed as physicians. They visited the girls and
+sought on Michelle's body for the devil's seal, which the procès-verbal
+calls the _satanic marks_. They thrust a large needle into the spot, and
+this of itself was a grievous torture. Blood flowed from the puncture;
+and Michelle made known by her cries that satanic marks do not produce
+insensibility. The judges, seeing no satisfactory evidence that Michelle
+Chaudron was a witch, had her put to the torture, which never fails to
+bring forth proofs. The unfortunate girl, yielding at length to the
+violence of her tortures, confessed whatever was required of her.
+
+"The physicians again sought for the satanic mark. They found it in a
+small dark spot on one of her thighs. They applied the needle; but the
+torture had been so excessive that the poor, expiring creature scarcely
+felt the wound; she did not cry out; therefore the crime was
+satisfactorily proved. But, as manners were becoming less rude, she was
+not burned until she had been hanged."
+
+Every tribunal in Christian Europe still rings with similar
+condemnations; so long did this barbarous imbecility endure, that even
+in our own day, at Würzburg, in Franconia, there was a witch burned in
+1750. And what a witch! A young woman of quality, the abbess of a
+convent! and in our own times, under the empire of Maria Theresa of
+Austria!
+
+These horrors, by which Europe was so long filled, determined Bekker to
+fight against the devil. In vain was he told, in prose and verse, that
+he was doing wrong to attack him, seeing that he was extremely like him,
+being horribly ugly; nothing could stop him. He began with absolutely
+denying the power of Satan; and even grew so bold as to maintain that he
+does not exist. "If," said he, "there were a devil, he would revenge the
+war which I make upon him."
+
+Bekker reasoned but too well in saying that if the devil existed he
+would punish him. His brother ministers took Satan's part and suspended
+Bekker; for heretics will also excommunicate; and in the article of
+cursing, Geneva mimics Rome.
+
+Bekker enters on his subject in the second volume. According to him, the
+serpent which seduced our first parents was not a devil, but a real
+serpent; as Balaam's ass was a real ass, and as the whale that swallowed
+Jonah was a real whale. It was so decidedly a real serpent, that all its
+species, which had before walked on their feet, were condemned to crawl
+on their bellies. No serpent, no animal of any kind, is called Satan, or
+Beelzebub, or devil, in the Pentateuch. There is not so much as an
+allusion to Satan. The Dutch destroyer of Satan does, indeed, admit the
+existence of angels; but at the same time he assures us that it cannot
+be proved by reasoning. "And if there are any," says he, in the eighth
+chapter of his second volume, "it is hard to say what they are. The
+Scripture tells us nothing about their nature, nor in what the nature of
+a spirit consists. The Bible was made, not for angels, but for men;
+Jesus was made a man for us, not an angel."
+
+If Bekker has so many scruples concerning angels, it is not to be
+wondered at that he has some concerning devils; and it is very amusing
+to see into what contortions he puts his mind in order to avail himself
+of such texts as appear to be in his favor and to evade such as are
+against him.
+
+He does his utmost to prove that the devil had nothing to do with the
+afflictions of Job; and here he is even more prolix than the friends of
+that holy man.
+
+There is great probability that he was condemned only through the
+ill-humor of his judges at having lost so much time in reading his work.
+If the devil himself had been forced to read Bekker's "World Bewitched"
+he could never have forgiven the fault of having so prodigiously wearied
+him.
+
+One of our Dutch divine's greatest difficulties is to explain these
+words: "Jesus was transported by the spirit into the desert to be
+tempted by the devil." No text can be clearer. A divine may write
+against Beelzebub as much as he pleases, but he must of necessity admit
+his existence; he may then explain the difficult texts if he can.
+
+Whoever desires to know precisely what the devil is may be informed by
+referring to the Jesuit Scott; no one has spoken of him more at length;
+he is much worse than Bekker.
+
+Consulting history, where the ancient origin of the devil is to be found
+in the doctrine of the Persians, Ahrimanes, the bad principle, corrupts
+all that the good principle had made salutary. Among the Egyptians,
+Typhon does all the harm he can; while Oshireth, whom we call Osiris,
+does, together with Isheth, or Isis, all the good of which he is
+capable.
+
+Before the Egyptians and Persians, Mozazor, among the Indians, had
+revolted against God and become the devil, but God had at last pardoned
+him. If Bekker and the Socinians had known this anecdote of the fall of
+the Indian angels and their restoration, they would have availed
+themselves of it to support their opinion that hell is not perpetual,
+and to give hopes of salvation to such of the damned as read their
+books.
+
+The Jews, as has already been observed, never spoke of the fall of the
+angels in the Old Testament; but it is mentioned in the New.
+
+About the period of the establishment of Christianity a book was
+attributed to "Enoch, the seventh man after Adam," concerning the devil
+and his associates. Enoch gives us the names of the leaders of the
+rebellious and the faithful angels, but he does not say that war was in
+heaven; on the contrary, the fight was upon a mountain of the earth, and
+it was for the possession of young women.
+
+St. Jude cites this book in his Epistle: "And the angels, which kept not
+their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in
+everlasting chains under darkness, unto the judgment of the great
+day.... Woe unto them, for they have gone in the way of Cain.... And
+Enoch, also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these...."
+
+St. Peter in his second Epistle alludes to the Book of Enoch when he
+says: "For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down
+to hell and delivered them into chains of darkness...."
+
+Bekker must have found it difficult to resist passages so formal.
+However, he was even more inflexible on the subject of devils than on
+that of angels; he would not be subdued by the Book of Enoch, the
+seventh man from Adam; he maintained that there was no more a devil than
+there was a book of Enoch. He said that the devil was imitated from
+ancient mythology, that it was an old story revived, and that we are
+nothing more than plagiarists.
+
+We may at the present day be asked why we call that Lucifer the _evil
+spirit_, whom the Hebrew version, and the book attributed to Enoch,
+named Samyaza. It is because we understand Latin better than Hebrew.
+
+But whether Lucifer be the planet Venus, or the Samyaza of Enoch, or the
+Satan of the Babylonians, or the Mozazor of the Indians, or the Typhon
+of the Egyptians, Bekker was right in saying that so enormous a power
+ought not to be attributed to him as that with which, even down to our
+own times, he has been believed to be invested. It is too much to have
+immolated to him a woman of quality of Würzburg, Magdalen Chaudron, the
+curate of Gaupidi, the wife of Marshal d'Ancre, and more than a hundred
+thousand other wizards and witches, in the space of thirteen hundred
+years, in Christian states. Had Belthazar Bekker been content with
+paring the devil's nails, he would have been very well received; but
+when a curate would annihilate the devil he loses his cure.
+
+
+
+
+BELIEF.
+
+
+We shall see at the article "Certainty" that we ought often to be very
+uncertain of what we are certain of; and that we may fail in good sense
+when deciding according to what is called _common_ sense. But what is it
+that we call _believing_?
+
+A Turk comes and says to me, "I believe that the angel Gabriel often
+descended from the empyrean, to bring Mahomet leaves of the Koran,
+written on blue vellum."
+
+Well, Mustapha, and on what does thy shaven head found its belief of
+this incredible thing?
+
+"On this: That there are the greatest probabilities that I have not been
+deceived in the relation of these improbable prodigies; that Abubeker,
+the father-in-law, Ali, the son-in-law, Aisha, or Aisse, the daughter,
+Omar, and Osman, certified the truth of the fact in the presence of
+fifty thousand men--gathered together all the leaves, read them to the
+faithful, and attested that not a word had been altered.
+
+"That we have never had but one Koran, which has never been contradicted
+by another Koran. That God has never permitted the least alteration to
+be made in this book.
+
+"That its doctrine and precepts are the perfection of reason. Its
+doctrine consists in the unity of God, for Whom we must live and die; in
+the immortality of the soul; the eternal rewards of the just and
+punishments of the wicked; and the mission of our great prophet
+Mahomet, proved by victories.
+
+"Its precepts are: To be just and valiant; to give alms to the poor; to
+abstain from that enormous number of women whom the Eastern princes, and
+in particular the petty Jewish kings, took to themselves without
+scruple; to renounce the good wines of Engaddi and Tadmor, which those
+drunken Hebrews have so praised in their books; to pray to God five
+times a day, etc.
+
+"This sublime religion has been confirmed by the miracle of all others
+the finest, the most constant, and best verified in the history of the
+world; that Mahomet, persecuted by the gross and absurd scholastic
+magistrates who decreed his arrest, and obliged to quit his country,
+returned victorious; that he made his imbecile and sanguinary enemies
+his footstool; that he all his life fought the battles of the Lord; that
+with a small number he always triumphed over the greater number; that he
+and his successors have converted one-half of the earth; and that, with
+God's help, we shall one day convert the other half."
+
+Nothing can be arrayed in more dazzling colors. Yet Mustapha, while
+believing so firmly, always feels some small shadows of doubt arising in
+his soul when he hears any difficulties started respecting the visits of
+the angel Gabriel; the sura or chapter brought from heaven to declare
+that the great prophet was not a cuckold; or the mare Borak, which
+carried him in one night from Mecca to Jerusalem. Mustapha stammers; he
+makes very bad answers, at which he blushes; yet he not only tells you
+that he believes, but would also persuade you to believe. You press
+Mustapha; he still gapes and stares, and at last goes away to wash
+himself in honor of Allah, beginning his ablution at the elbow and
+ending with the forefinger.
+
+Is Mustapha really persuaded--convinced of all that he has told us? Is
+he perfectly sure that Mahomet was sent by God, as he is sure that the
+city of Stamboul exists? as he is sure that the Empress Catherine II.
+sent a fleet from the remotest seas of the North to land troops in
+Peloponnesus--a thing as astonishing as the journey from Mecca to
+Jerusalem in one night--and that this fleet destroyed that of the
+Ottomans in the Dardanelles?
+
+The truth is that Mustapha believes what he does not believe. He has
+been accustomed to pronounce, with his mollah, certain words which he
+takes for ideas. To _believe_ is very often to _doubt_.
+
+"Why do you believe that?" says Harpagon. "I believe it because I
+believe it," answers Master Jacques; and most men might return the same
+answer.
+
+Believe me fully, my dear reader, when I say one must not believe too
+easily. But what shall we say of those who would persuade others of what
+they themselves do not believe? and what of the monsters who persecute
+their brethren in the humble and rational doctrine of doubt and
+self-distrust?
+
+
+
+
+BETHSHEMESH.
+
+_Of the Fifty Thousand and Seventy Jews Struck with Sudden Death for
+Having Looked Upon the Ark; of the Five Golden Emeroids Paid by the
+Philistines; and of Dr. Kennicott's Incredulity._
+
+
+Men of the world will perhaps be astonished to find this word the
+subject of an article; but we here address only the learned and ask
+their instruction.
+
+Bethshemesh was a village belonging to God's people, situated, according
+to commentators, two miles north of Jerusalem. The Phœnicians having,
+in Samuel's time, beaten the Jews, and taken from them their Ark of
+alliance in the battle, in which they killed thirty thousand of their
+men, were severely punished for it by the Lord:
+
+_"Percussit eos in secretiori parte natium, et ebullierunt villæ et
+agri.... et nati sunt mures, et facta est confusio mortis magna in
+civitate."_ Literally: "He struck them in the most secret part of the
+buttocks; and the fields and the farmhouses were troubled.... and there
+sprung up mice; and there was a great confusion of death in the city."
+
+The prophets of the Phœnicians, or Philistines, having informed them
+that they could deliver themselves from the scourge only by giving to
+the Lord five golden mice and five golden emeroids, and sending him back
+the Jewish Ark, they fulfilled this order, and, according to the express
+command of their prophets sent back the Ark with the mice and emeroids
+on a wagon drawn by two cows, with each a sucking calf and without a
+driver.
+
+These two cows of themselves took the Ark straight to Bethshemesh. The
+men of Bethshemesh approached the Ark in order to look at it, which
+liberty was punished yet more severely than the profanation by the
+Phœnicians had been. The Lord struck with sudden death seventy men of
+the people, and fifty thousand of the populace.
+
+The reverend Doctor Kennicott, an Irishman, printed in 1768 a French
+commentary on this occurrence and dedicated it to the bishop of Oxford.
+At the head of this commentary he entitles himself Doctor of Divinity,
+member of the Royal Society of London, of the Palatine Academy, of the
+Academy of Göttingen, and of the Academy of Inscriptions at Paris. All
+that I know of the matter is that he is not of the Academy of
+Inscriptions at Paris. Perhaps he is one of its correspondents. His vast
+erudition may have deceived him, but titles are distinct from things.
+
+He informs the public that his pamphlet is sold at Paris by Saillant and
+Molini, at Rome by Monaldini, at Venice by Pasquali, at Florence by
+Cambiagi, at Amsterdam by Marc-Michel Rey, at The Hague by Gosse, at
+Leyden by Jaquau, and in London by Beckett, who receives subscriptions.
+
+In this pamphlet he pretends to prove that the Scripture text has been
+corrupted. Here we must be permitted to differ with him. Nearly all
+Bibles agree in these expressions: seventy men of the people and fifty
+thousand of the populace--_"De populo septuaginta viros, et quinquaginta
+millia plebis."_ The reverend Doctor Kennicott says to the right
+reverend the lord bishop of Oxford that formerly there were strong
+prejudices in favor of the Hebrew text, but that for seventeen years his
+lordship and himself have been freed from their prejudices, after the
+deliberate and attentive perusal of this chapter.
+
+In this we differ from Dr. Kennicott, and the more we read this chapter
+the more we reverence the ways of the Lord, which are not our ways. It
+is impossible, says Kennicott, for the candid reader not to feel
+astonished and affected at the contemplation of fifty thousand men
+destroyed in one village--men, too, employed in gathering the harvest.
+
+This does, it is true, suppose a hundred thousand persons, at least, in
+that village, but should the doctor forget that the Lord had promised
+Abraham that his posterity should be as numerous as the sands of the
+sea?
+
+The Jews and the Christians, adds he, have not scrupled to express their
+repugnance to attach faith to this destruction of fifty thousand and
+seventy men.
+
+We answer that we are Christians and have no repugnance to attach faith
+to whatever is in the Holy Scriptures. We answer, with the reverend
+Father Calmet, that "if we were to reject whatever is extraordinary and
+beyond the reach of our conception we must reject the whole Bible." We
+are persuaded that the Jews, being under the guidance of God himself,
+could experience no events but such as were stamped with the seal of the
+Divinity and quite different from what happened to other men. We will
+even venture to advance that the death of these fifty thousand and
+seventy men is one of the least surprising things in the Old Testament.
+
+We are struck with astonishment still more reverential when Eve's
+serpent and Balaam's ass talk; when the waters of the cataracts are
+swelled by rain fifteen cubits above all the mountains; when we behold
+the plagues of Egypt, and the six hundred and thirty thousand fighting
+Jews flying on foot through the divided and suspended sea; when Joshua
+stops the sun and moon at noonday; when Samson slays a thousand
+Philistines with the jaw-bone of an ass.... In those divine times all
+was miracle, without exception, and we have the profoundest reverence
+for all these miracles--for that ancient world which was not our world;
+for that nature which was not our nature; for a divine book, in which
+there can be nothing human.
+
+But we are astonished at the liberty which Dr. Kennicott takes of
+calling those deists and atheists, who, while they revere the Bible more
+than he does, differ from him in opinion. Never will it be believed that
+a man with such ideas is of the Academy of Medals and Inscriptions. He
+is, perhaps, of the Academy of Bedlam, the most ancient of all, and
+whose colonies extend throughout the earth.
+
+
+
+
+BILHAH--BASTARDS
+
+
+Bilhah, servant to Rachel, and Zilpah, servant to Leah, each bore the
+patriarch Jacob two children, and, be it observed, that they inherited
+like legitimate sons, as well as the eight other male children whom
+Jacob had by the two sisters Leah and Rachel. It is true that all their
+inheritance consisted in a blessing; whereas, William the Bastard
+inherited Normandy.
+
+Thierri, a bastard of Clovis, inherited the best part of Gaul, invaded
+by his father. Several kings of Spain and Naples have been bastards. In
+Spain bastards have always inherited. King Henry of Transtamare was not
+considered as an illegitimate king, though he was an illegitimate child,
+and this race of bastards, founded in the house of Austria, reigned in
+Spain until Philip V.
+
+The line of Aragon, who reigned in Naples in the time of Louis XII.,
+were bastards. Count de Dunois signed himself "the bastard of Orleans,"
+and letters were long preserved of the duke of Normandy, king of
+England, which were signed "William the Bastard."
+
+In Germany it is otherwise; the descent must be pure; bastards never
+inherit fiefs, nor have any estate. In France, as has long been the
+case, a king's bastard cannot be a priest without a dispensation from
+Rome, but he becomes a prince without any difficulty as soon as the king
+acknowledges him to be the offspring of his sire, even though he be the
+bastard of an adulterous father and mother. It is the same in Spain. The
+bastard of a king of England may be a duke but not a prince. Jacob's
+bastards were neither princes nor dukes; they had no lands, the reason
+being that their father had none, but they were afterwards called
+_patriarchs_, which may be rendered _arch-fathers_.
+
+It has been asked whether the bastards of the popes might be popes in
+turn. Pope John XI. was, it is true, a bastard of Pope Sergius III., and
+of the famous Marozia; but an instance is not a law.
+
+
+
+
+BISHOP.
+
+
+Samuel Ornik, a native of Basle, was, as is well known, a very amiable
+young man, who, moreover, knew his German and Greek New Testament by
+heart. At the age of twenty his parents sent him to travel. He was
+commissioned to carry books to the coadjutor at Paris in the time of the
+Fronde. He arrived at the archbishop's gate and was told by the Swiss
+that _monseigneur_ saw no one. "My dear fellow," said Ornik, "you are
+very rude to your countrymen; the apostles allowed every one to
+approach, and Jesus Christ desired that little children should come unto
+him. I have nothing to ask of your master; on the contrary, I bring him
+something." "Enter, then," said the Swiss.
+
+He waited an hour in the first ante-chamber. Being quite artless he
+attacked with questions a domestic who was very fond of telling all he
+knew about his master. "He must be pretty rich," said Ornik, "to have
+such a swarm of pages and footmen running in and out of the house." "I
+don't know," answered the other, "what his income is, but I hear Joli
+and the Abbé Charier say that he is two millions in debt." "But who is
+that lady who came out of a cabinet and is passing by?" "That is Madame
+de Pomereu, one of his mistresses." "She is really very pretty, but I
+have not read that the apostles had such company in their bedchambers in
+a morning." "Ah! that, I believe, is monsieur, about to give audience."
+"Say _sa grandeur, monseigneur_." "Well, with all my heart...." Ornik
+saluted _sa grandeur_, presented his books, and was received with a most
+gracious smile. _Sa grandeur_ said three words to him, and stepped into
+his carriage, escorted by fifty horsemen. In stepping in, monseigneur
+dropped a sheath and Ornik was astonished that monseigneur should carry
+so large an inkhorn. "Do you not see," said the talker, "that it is his
+dagger? every one that goes to parliament wears his dagger?" Ornik
+uttered an exclamation of astonishment, and departed.
+
+He went through France and was edified by town after town. From thence
+he passed into Italy. In the papal territories he met a bishop with an
+income of only a thousand crowns, who went on foot. Ornik, being
+naturally kind, offered him a place in his cambiatura. "Signor, you are
+no doubt going to comfort the sick?" "Sir, I am going to my master."
+"Your master? He, no doubt, is Jesus Christ." "Sir, he is Cardinal
+Azolino; I am his almoner. He gives me a very poor salary, but he has
+promised to place me with Donna Olimpia, the favorite sister-in-law of
+_nostro signore_." "What! are you in the pay of a cardinal? But do you
+not know that there were no cardinals in the time of Jesus Christ and
+St. John?" "Is it possible!" exclaimed the Italian prelate. "Nothing is
+more true; you have read it in the Gospel." "I have never read it,"
+replied the bishop; "I know only the office of Our Lady." "I tell you
+there were neither cardinals nor bishops, and when there were bishops
+the priests were almost their equals, as St. Jerome, in several places,
+assures us." "Holy Virgin" said the Italian, "I knew nothing about it;
+and what of the popes?" "There were no popes either." The good bishop
+crossed himself, thinking he was with the evil one, and leaped from the
+side of his companion.
+
+
+
+
+BLASPHEMY.
+
+
+This is a Greek word signifying _an attack on reputation_. We find
+blasphemia in Demosthenes. In the Greek Church it was used only to
+express an injury done to God. The Romans never made use of this
+expression, apparently not thinking that God's honor could be offended
+like that of men.
+
+There scarcely exists one synonym. Blasphemy does not altogether convey
+the idea of sacrilege. We say of a man who has taken God's name in
+vain, who, in the violence of anger, has sworn--as it is expressed--by
+the name of God, that he has _blasphemed_; but we do not say that he has
+committed sacrilege. The sacrilegious man is he who perjures himself on
+the gospel, who extends his rapacity to sacred things, who imbrues his
+hands in the blood of priests.
+
+Great sacrileges have always been punished with death in all nations,
+especially those accompanied by bloodshed. The author of the
+_"Institutes au Droit Criminel"_ reckons among divine high treasons in
+the second degree, the non-observance of Sundays and holidays. He should
+have said the non-observance attended with marked contempt, for simple
+negligence is a sin, but not, as he calls it, a sacrilege. It is absurd
+to class together, as this author does, simony, the carrying off of a
+nun, and the forgetting to go to vespers on a holiday. It is one great
+instance of the errors committed by writers on jurisprudence, who, not
+having been called upon to make laws, take upon themselves to interpret
+those of the state.
+
+Blasphemies uttered in intoxication, in anger, in the excess of
+debauchery, or in the heat of unguarded conversation have been subjected
+by legislators to much lighter penalties. For instance, the advocate
+whom we have already cited says that the laws of France condemn simple
+blasphemers to a fine for the first offence, which is doubled for the
+second, tripled for the third, and quadrupled for the fourth offence;
+for the fifth relapse the culprit is set in the pillory, for the sixth
+relapse he is pilloried, and has his upper lip burned off with a hot
+iron, and for the seventh he loses his tongue. He should have added that
+this was an ordinance of the year 1666.
+
+Punishments are almost always arbitrary, which is a great defect in
+jurisprudence. But this defect opens the way for clemency and
+compassion, and this compassion is no other than the strictest justice,
+for it would be horrible to punish a youthful indiscretion as poisoners
+and parricides are punished. A sentence of death for an offence which
+deserves nothing more than correction is no other than an assassination
+committed with the sword of justice.
+
+Is it not to the purpose here to remark that what has been blasphemy in
+one country has often been piety in another?
+
+Suppose a Tyrian merchant landed at the port of Canope: he might be
+scandalized on seeing an onion, a cat, or a goat carried in procession;
+he might speak indecorously of Isheth, Oshireth, and Horeth, or might
+turn aside his head and not fall on his knees at the sight of a
+procession with the parts of human generation larger than life; he might
+express his opinion at supper, or even sing some song in which the
+Tyrian sailors made a jest of the Egyptian absurdities. He might be
+overheard by the maid of the inn, whose conscience would not suffer her
+to conceal so enormous a crime; she would run and denounce the offender
+to the nearest shoen that bore the image of the truth on his breast, and
+it is known how this image of truth was made. The tribunal of the
+shoens, or shotim, would condemn the Tyrian blasphemer to a dreadful
+death, and confiscate his vessel. Yet this merchant might be considered
+at Tyre as one of the most pious persons in Phœnicia.
+
+Numa sees that his little horde of Romans is a Collection of Latin
+freebooters who steal right and left all they can find--oxen, sheep,
+fowls, and girls. He tells them that he has spoken with the nymph Egeria
+in a cavern, and that the nymph has been employed by Jupiter to give him
+laws. The senators treat him at first as a blasphemer and threaten to
+throw him headlong from the Tarpeian rock. Numa makes himself a powerful
+party; he gains over some seniors who go with him into Egeria's grotto.
+She talks to them and converts them; they convert the senate and the
+people. In a little time Numa is no longer a blasphemer, the name is
+given only to such as doubt the existence of the nymph.
+
+In our own times it is unfortunate that what is blasphemy at Rome, at
+our Lady of Loretto, and within the walls of San Gennaro, is piety in
+London, Amsterdam, Stockholm, Berlin, Copenhagen, Berne, Basel, and
+Hamburg. It is yet more unfortunate that even in the same country, in
+the same town, in the same street, people treat one another as
+blasphemers.
+
+Nay, of the ten thousand Jews living at Rome there is not one who does
+not regard the pope as the chief of the blasphemers, while the hundred
+thousand Christians who inhabit Rome, in place of two millions of
+Jovians who filled it in Trajan's time, firmly believe that the Jews
+meet in their synagogues on Saturday for the purpose of blaspheming.
+
+A Cordelier has no hesitation in applying the epithet of blasphemer to a
+Dominican who says that the Holy Virgin was born in original sin,
+notwithstanding that the Dominicans have a bull from the pope which
+permits them to teach the maculate conception in their convents, and
+that, besides this bull, they have in their forum the express
+declaration of St. Thomas Aquinas.
+
+The first origin of the schism of three-fourths of Switzerland and a
+part of Lower Germany was a quarrel in the cathedral church of Frankfort
+between a Cordelier, whose name I forget, and a Dominican named Vigand.
+
+Both were drunk, according to the custom of that day. The drunken
+Cordelier, who was preaching, thanked God that he was not a Jacobin,
+swearing that it was necessary to exterminate the blaspheming Jacobins
+who believed that the Holy Virgin had been born in mortal sin, and
+delivered from sin only by the merits of her son. The drunken Jacobin
+cried out: "Thou hast lied; thou thyself art a blasphemer." The
+Cordelier descended from the pulpit with a great iron crucifix in his
+hand, laid it about his adversary, and left him almost dead on the spot.
+
+To revenge this outrage the Dominicans worked many miracles in Germany
+and Switzerland; these miracles were designed to prove their faith.
+They at length found means to imprint the marks of our Lord Jesus Christ
+on one of their lay brethren named Jetzer. This operation was performed
+at Berne by the Holy Virgin herself, but she borrowed the hand of the
+sub-prior, who dressed himself in female attire and put a glory round
+his head. The poor little lay brother, exposed all bloody to the
+veneration of the people on the altar of the Dominicans at Berne, at
+last cried out murder! sacrilege! The monks, in order to quiet him as
+quickly as possible administered to him a host sprinkled with corrosive
+sublimate, but the excess of the dose made him discharge the host from
+his stomach.
+
+The monks then accused him to the bishop of Lausanne of horrible
+sacrilege. The indignant people of Berne in their turn accused the
+monks, and four of them were burned at Berne on the 13th of May, 1509,
+at the Marsilly gate. Such was the termination of this abominable
+affair, which determined the people of Berne to choose a religion, bad
+indeed in Catholic eyes, but which delivered them from the Cordeliers
+and the Jacobins. The number of similar sacrileges is incredible. Such
+are the effects of party spirit.
+
+The Jesuits maintained for a hundred years that the Jansenists were
+blasphemers, and proved it by a thousand _lettres-de-cachet_; the
+Jansenists by upwards of four thousand volumes demonstrated that it was
+the Jesuits who blasphemed. The writer of the _"Gazettes
+Ecclésiastiques"_ pretends that all honest men blaspheme against him,
+while he himself blasphemes from his garret on high against every honest
+man in the kingdom. The gazette-writer's publisher blasphemes in return
+and complains that he is starving. He would find it better to be honest
+and polite.
+
+One thing equally remarkable and consoling is that never in any country
+of the earth, among the wildest idolaters, has any man been considered
+as a blasphemer for acknowledging one supreme, eternal, and all-powerful
+God. It certainly was not for having acknowledged this truth that
+Socrates was condemned to the hemlock, for the doctrine of a Supreme God
+was announced in all the Grecian mysteries. It was a faction that
+destroyed Socrates; he was accused, at a venture, of not recognizing the
+_secondary_ gods, and on this point it was that he was accused as a
+blasphemer.
+
+The first Christians were accused of blasphemy for the same reason, but
+the partisans of the ancient religion of the empire, the Jovians, who
+reproached the primitive Christians with blasphemy, were at length
+condemned as blasphemers themselves, under Theodosius II. Dryden says:
+
+ This side to-day, to-morrow t'other burns,
+ And they're all Gods Almighty in their turns.
+
+
+
+
+BODY.
+
+
+Body and matter are here the same thing although there is hardly any
+such thing as synonym in the most rigorous sense of the word. There have
+been persons who by this word "body" have understood "spirit" also.
+They have said spirit originally signifies breath; only a body can
+breathe, therefore body and spirit may, after all, be the same thing. In
+this sense La Fontaine said to the celebrated Duke de la Rochefoucauld:
+_"J'entens les esprits corps et pétris de matière."_ In the same sense
+he says to Madame Sablière:
+
+ _Je subtiliserais un morceau de matière,_
+ _Quintessence d'atome, extrait de la lumière,_
+ _je ne sais quoiplus vif et plus subtil encor...._
+
+No one thought of harassing good Monsieur La Fontaine, or bringing him
+to trial for his expressions. Were a poor philosopher, or even a poet,
+to say as much nowadays, how many would there be to fall on him! How
+many scribblers to sell their extracts for sixpence! How many knaves,
+for the sole purpose of making mischief, to cry philosopher!
+peripatetic! disciple of Gassendi! pupil of Locke, and the primitive
+fathers! damnable!
+
+As we know not what a spirit is, so also we are ignorant of what a body
+is; we see various properties, but what is the subject in which those
+properties reside? "There is nothing but body," said Democritus and
+Epicurus; "there is no such thing as body," said the disciples of Zeno,
+of Elia.
+
+Berkeley, bishop of Cloyne, is the last who, by a hundred captious
+sophisms, has pretended to prove that bodies do not exist. They have,
+says he, neither color, nor smell, nor heat; all these modalities are
+in your sensations, not in the objects. He might have spared himself
+the trouble of proving this truth for it was already sufficiently known.
+But thence he passed to extent and solidity, which are essential to
+body, and thinks he proves that there is no extent in a piece of green
+cloth because the cloth is not in reality green, the sensation of green
+being in ourselves only, therefore the sensation of extent is likewise
+in ourselves only. Having thus destroyed extent he concludes that
+solidity, which is attached to it, falls of itself, and therefore that
+there is nothing in the world but our ideas. So that, according to this
+doctor, ten thousand men killed by ten thousand cannon shots are in
+reality nothing more than ten thousand apprehensions of our
+understanding, and when a female becomes pregnant it is only one idea
+lodged in another idea from which a third idea will be produced.
+
+Surely, the bishop of Cloyne might have saved himself from falling into
+this excessive absurdity. He thinks he shows that there is no extent
+because a body has appeared to him four times as large through a glass
+as to his naked eye, and four times as small through another glass.
+Hence he concludes, that, since a body cannot be at the same time four
+feet, sixteen feet, and but one foot in extent, there is no extent,
+therefore there is nothing. He had only to take any measure and say: of
+whatever extent this body may appear to me to be, it extends to so many
+of these measures.
+
+We might very easily see that extent and solidity were quite different
+from sound, color, taste, smell. It is quite clear that these are
+sensations excited in us by the configuration of parts, but extent is
+not a sensation. When this lighted coal goes out, I am no longer warm;
+when the air is no longer struck, I cease to hear; when this rose
+withers, I no longer smell it: but the coal, the air, and the rose have
+extent without me. Berkeley's paradox is not worth refuting.
+
+Thus argued Zeno and Parmenides of old, and very clever they were; they
+would prove to you that a tortoise went along as swiftly as Achilles,
+for there was no such thing as motion; they discussed a hundred other
+questions equally important. Most of the Greeks made philosophy a
+juggle, and they transmitted their art to our schoolmen. Bayle himself
+was occasionally one of the set and embroidered cobwebs like the rest.
+In his article, "Zeno," against the divisible extent of matter and the
+contiguity of bodies he ventures to say what would not be tolerated in
+any six-months geometrician.
+
+It is worth knowing how Berkeley was drawn into this paradox. A long
+while ago I had some conversation with him, and he told me that his
+opinion originated in our being unable to conceive what the subject of
+this extension is, and certainly, in his book, he triumphs when he asks
+Hylas what this subject, this substratum, this substance is? It is the
+extended body, answers Hylas. Then the bishop, under the name of
+Philonous, laughs at him, and poor Hylas, finding that he has said that
+extension is the subject of extension, and has therefore talked
+nonsense, remains quite confused, acknowledges that he understands
+nothing at all of the matter; that there is no such thing as body; that
+the natural world does not exist, and that there is none but an
+intellectual world.
+
+Hylas should only have said to Philonous: We know nothing of the subject
+of this extension, solidity, divisibility, mobility, figure, etc.; I
+know no more of it than I do of the subject of thought, feeling, and
+will, but the subject does not the less exist for it has essential
+properties of which it cannot be deprived.
+
+We all resemble the greater part of the Parisian ladies who live well
+without knowing what is put in their ragouts; just so do we enjoy bodies
+without knowing of what they are composed. Of what does a body consist?
+Of parts, and these parts resolve themselves into other parts. What are
+these last parts? They, too, are bodies; you divide incessantly without
+making any progress.
+
+In short, a subtle philosopher, observing that a picture was made of
+ingredients of which no single ingredient was a picture, and a house of
+materials of which no one material was a house, imagined that bodies are
+composed of an infinity of small things which are not bodies, and these
+are called monads. This system is not without its merits, and, were it
+revealed, I should think it very possible. These little beings would be
+so many mathematical points, a sort of souls, waiting only for a
+tenement: here would be a continual metempsychosis. This system is as
+good as another; I like it quite as well as the declination of atoms,
+the substantial forms, the versatile grace, or the vampires.
+
+
+
+
+BOOKS.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+You despise books; you, whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of
+ambition, the pursuit of pleasure, or in indolence, but remember that
+all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by
+books. All Africa, to the limits of Ethiopia and Nigritia obeys the book
+of the Koran after bowing to the book of the Gospel. China is ruled by
+the moral book of Confucius, and a great part of India by the Veda.
+Persia was governed for ages by the books of one of the Zoroasters.
+
+In a lawsuit or criminal process, your property, your honor, perhaps
+your life, depends on the interpretation of a book which you never read.
+It is, however, with books as with men, a very small number play a great
+part, the rest are confounded with the multitude.
+
+By whom are mankind led in all civilized countries? By those who can
+read and write. You are acquainted with neither Hippocrates, nor
+Boerhaave, nor Sydenham, but you place your body in the hands of those
+who can read them. You leave your soul entirely to the care of those
+who are paid for reading the Bible, although there are not fifty of them
+who have read it through with attention.
+
+The world is now so entirely governed by books that they who command in
+the city of the Scipios and the Catos have resolved that the books of
+their law shall be for themselves alone; they are their sceptre, which
+they have made it high treason in their subjects to touch without an
+express permission. In other countries it has been forbidden to think in
+print without letters-patent.
+
+There are nations in which thought is considered merely as an article of
+commerce, the operations of the human understanding being valued only at
+so much per sheet. If the bookseller happens to desire a privilege for
+his merchandise whether he is selling "Rabelais," or the "Fathers of the
+Church," the magistrate grants the privilege without answering for the
+contents of the book.
+
+In another country the liberty of explaining yourself by books is one of
+the most inviolable prerogatives. There you may print whatever you
+please, on pain of being tiresome, and of being punished if you have too
+much abused your natural right.
+
+Before the admirable invention of printing, books were scarcer and
+dearer than jewels. There were scarcely any books in our barbarous
+nations, either before Charlemagne or after him, until the time of
+Charles V., king of France, called the Wise, and from this time to
+Francis I. the scarcity was extreme. The Arabs alone had them from the
+eighth to the thirteenth century of our era. China was full of them when
+we could neither read nor write.
+
+Copyists were much employed in the Roman Empire from the time of the
+Scipios until the irruption of the barbarians. This was a very
+ungrateful employment. The dealers always paid authors and copyists very
+ill. It required two years of assiduous labor for a copyist to
+transcribe the whole Bible well on vellum, and what time and trouble to
+copy correctly in Greek and Latin the works of Origen, Clement of
+Alexandria and all the others writers called Fathers!
+
+St. Hieronymos, or Hieronymus, whom we call Jerome, says, in one of his
+satirical letters against Rufinus that he has ruined himself with buying
+the works of Origen, against whom he wrote with so much bitterness and
+violence. "Yes," says he, "I have read Origen, if it be a crime I
+confess that I am guilty and that I exhausted my purse in buying his
+works at Alexandria."
+
+The Christian societies of the three first centuries had fifty-four
+gospels, of which, until Diocletian's time scarcely two or three copies
+found their way among the Romans of the old religion.
+
+Among the Christians it was an unpardonable crime to show the gospels to
+the Gentiles; they did not even lend them to the catechumens.
+
+When Lucian (insulting our religion of which he knew very little)
+relates that "a troop of beggars took him up into a fourth story where
+they were invoking the Father through the Son, and foretelling
+misfortunes to the emperor and the empire," he does not say that they
+showed him a single book. No Roman historian, no Roman author whomsoever
+makes mention of the gospels.
+
+When a Christian, who was unfortunately rash and unworthy of his holy
+religion had publicly torn in pieces and trampled under foot an edict of
+the Emperor Diocletian, and had thus drawn down upon Christianity that
+persecution which succeeded the greatest toleration, the Christians were
+then obliged to give up their gospels and written authors to the
+magistrates, which before then had never been done. Those who gave up
+their books through fear of imprisonment, or even of death, were held by
+the rest of the Christians to be sacrilegious apostates, they received
+the surname of _traditores_, whence we have the word "traitor," and
+several bishops asserted that they should be rebaptized, which
+occasioned a dreadful schism.
+
+The poems of Homer were long so little known that Pisistratus was the
+first who put them in order and had them transcribed at Athens about
+five hundred years before the Christian era.
+
+Perhaps there was not at this time in all the East a dozen copies of the
+Veda and the Zend-Avesta.
+
+In 1700 you would not have found a single book in all Rome, excepting
+the missals and a few Bibles in the hands of papas drunk with brandy.
+
+The complaint now is of their too great abundance. But it is not for
+readers to complain, the remedy is in their own hands; nothing forces
+them to read. Nor for authors, they who make the multitude of books have
+not to complain of being pressed. Notwithstanding this enormous quantity
+how few people read! But if they read, and read with advantage, should
+we have to witness the deplorable infatuations to which the vulgar are
+still every day a prey?
+
+The reason that books are multiplied in spite of the general law that
+beings shall not be multiplied without necessity, is that books are made
+from books. A new history of France or Spain is manufactured from
+several volumes already printed, without adding anything new. All
+dictionaries are made from dictionaries; almost all new geographical
+books are made from other books of geography; St. Thomas's Dream has
+brought forth two thousand large volumes of divinity, and the same race
+of little worms that have devoured the parent are now gnawing the
+children.
+
+ _Écrive qui voudra, chacun a son métier_
+ _Peut perdre impunément de l'encre et du papier._
+
+ Write, write away; each writer at his pleasure
+ May squander ink and paper without measure.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+It is sometimes very dangerous to make a book. Silhouète, before he
+could suspect that he should one day be comptroller-general of the
+finances, published a translation of Warburton's "Alliance of Church
+and State," and his father-in-law, Astuce the physician, gave to the
+public the "Memoirs," in which the author of the Pentateuch might have
+found all the astonishing things which happened so long before his time.
+
+The very day that Silhouète came into office, some good friend of his
+sought out a copy of each of these books by the father-in-law and
+son-in-law, in order to denounce them to the parliament and have them
+condemned to the flames, according to custom. They immediately bought up
+all the copies in the kingdom, whence it is that they are now extremely
+rare.
+
+There is hardly a single philosophical or theological book in which
+heresies and impieties may not be found by misinterpreting, or adding
+to, or subtracting from, the sense.
+
+Theodore of Mopsuestes ventured to call the "Canticle of Canticles," "a
+collection of impurities." Grotius pulls it in pieces and represents it
+as horrid, and Chatillon speaks of it as "a scandalous production."
+
+Perhaps it will hardly be believed that Dr. Tamponet one day said to
+several others: "I would engage to find a multitude of heresies in the
+Lord's Prayer if this prayer, which we know to have come from the Divine
+mouth, were now for the first time published by a Jesuit."
+
+I would proceed thus: "Our Father, who art in heaven--" a proposition
+inclining to heresy, since God is everywhere. Nay, we find in this
+expression the leaven of Socinianism, for here is nothing at all said of
+the Trinity.
+
+"Thy kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven--"
+another proposition tainted with heresy, for it said again and again in
+the Scriptures that God reigns eternally. Moreover it is very rash to
+ask that His will may be done, since nothing is or can be done but by
+the will of God.
+
+"Give us this day our daily bread"--a proposition directly contrary to
+what Jesus Christ uttered on another occasion: "Take no thought, saying
+what shall we eat? or what shall we drink?... for after all these things
+do the Gentiles seek.... But seek ye first the kingdom of God and His
+righteousness, and all these things shall be added unto you."
+
+"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors--" a rash
+proposition, which compares man to God, destroys gratuitous
+predestination, and teaches that God is bound to do to us as we do to
+others. Besides, how can the author say that we forgive our debtors? We
+have never forgiven them a single crown. No convent in Europe ever
+remitted to its farmers the payment of a sou. To dare to say the
+contrary is a formal heresy.
+
+"Lead us not into temptation--" a proposition scandalous and manifestly
+heretical, for there is no tempter but the devil, and it is expressly
+said in St. James' Epistle: "God is no tempter of the wicked; He tempts
+no man."--_"Deus enim intentator malorum est; ipse autem neminem
+tentat."_
+
+You see, then, said Doctor Tamponet, that there is nothing, though ever
+so venerable, to which a bad sense may not be given. What book, then,
+shall not be liable to human censure when even the Lord's Prayer may be
+attacked, by giving a diabolical interpretation to all the divine words
+that compose it?
+
+As for me, I tremble at the thought of making a book. Thank God, I have
+never published anything; I have not even--like brothers La Rue, Du
+Ceveau, and Folard--had any of my theatrical pieces played, it would be
+too dangerous.
+
+If you publish, a parish curate accuses you of heresy; a stupid
+collegian denounces you; a fellow that cannot read condemns you; the
+public laugh at you; your bookseller abandons you, and your wine
+merchant gives you no more credit. I always add to my paternoster,
+"Deliver me, O God, from the itch of bookmaking."
+
+O ye who, like myself, lay black on white and make clean paper dirty!
+call to mind the following verses which I remember to have read, and by
+which we should have been corrected:
+
+ _Tout ce fatras fat du chauvre en son temps,_
+ _Linge il devint par l'art des tisserands;_
+ _Puis en lambeaux des pilons le pressèrent_
+ _Il fut papier. Cent cerveaux à l'envers_
+ _De visions à l'envi le chargèrent;_
+ _Puis on le brûle; il vole dans les airs,_
+ _Il est fumée aussi bien que la gloire._
+ _De nos travaux voilà quelle est l'histoire,_
+ _Tout est fumée, et tout nous fait sentir_
+ _Ce grand néant qui doit nous engloutir._
+
+ This miscellaneous rubbish once was flax,
+ Till made soft linen by the honest weaver;
+ But when at length it dropped from people's backs,
+ 'Twas turned to paper, and became receiver
+ Of all that fifty motley brains could fashion;
+ So now 'tis burned without the least compassion;
+ It now, like glory, terminates in smoke;
+ Thus all our toils are nothing but a joke--
+ All ends in smoke; each nothing that we follow
+ Tells of the nothing that must all things swallow.
+
+
+SECTION III.
+
+Books are now multiplied to such a degree that it is impossible not only
+to read them all but even to know their number and their titles.
+Happily, one is not obliged to read all that is published, and
+Caramuel's plan for writing a hundred folio volumes and employing the
+spiritual and temporal power of princes to compel their subjects to read
+them, has not been put in execution. Ringelburg, too, had formed the
+design of composing about a thousand different volumes, but, even had he
+lived long enough to publish them he would have fallen far short of
+Hermes Trismegistus, who, according to Jamblicus, composed thirty-six
+thousand five hundred and twenty-five books. Supposing the truth of this
+fact, the ancients had no less reason than the moderns to complain of
+the multitude of books.
+
+It is, indeed, generally agreed that a small number of choice books is
+sufficient. Some propose that we should confine ourselves to the Bible
+or Holy Scriptures, as the Turks limit themselves to the Koran. But
+there is a great difference between the feelings of reverence
+entertained by the Mahometans for their Koran and those of the
+Christians for the Scriptures. The veneration testified by the former
+when speaking of the Koran cannot be exceeded. It is, say they, the
+greatest of all miracles; nor are all the men in existence put together
+capable of anything at all approaching it; it is still more wonderful
+that the author had never studied, nor read any book. The Koran alone is
+worth sixty thousand miracles (the number of its verses, or
+thereabouts); one rising from the dead would not be a stronger proof of
+the truth of a religion than the composition of the Koran. It is so
+perfect that it ought not to be regarded as a work of creation.
+
+The Christians do indeed say that their Scriptures were inspired by the
+Holy Ghost, yet not only is it acknowledged by Cardinal Cajetan and
+Bellarmine that errors have found their way into them through the
+negligence and ignorance of the book-sellers and the rabbis, who added
+the points, but they are considered as a book too dangerous for the
+hands of the majority of the faithful. This is expressed by the fifth
+rule of the Index, a congregation at Rome, whose office it is to examine
+what books are to be forbidden. It is as follows:
+
+"Since it is evident that if the reading of the Bible, translated into
+the vulgar tongue, were permitted to every one indiscriminately the
+temerity of mankind would cause more evil than good to arise
+therefrom--we will that it be referred to the judgment of the bishop or
+inquisitor, who, with the advice of the curate or confessor, shall have
+power to grant permission to read the Bible rendered in the vulgar
+tongue by Catholic writers, to those to whom they shall judge that such
+reading will do no harm; they must have this permission in writing and
+shall not be absolved until they have returned their Bible into the
+hands of the ordinary. As for such book-sellers as shall sell Bibles in
+the vulgar tongue to those who have not this written permission, or in
+any other way put them into their hands, they shall lose the price of
+the books (which the bishop shall employ for pious purposes), and shall
+moreover be punished by arbitrary penalties. Nor shall regulars read or
+buy these books without the permission of their superiors."
+
+Cardinal Duperron also asserted that the Scriptures, in the hands of the
+unlearned, were a two-edged knife which might wound them, to avoid which
+it was better that they should hear them from the mouth of the Church,
+with the solutions and interpretations of such passages as appear to the
+senses to be full of absurdity and contradiction, than that they should
+read them by themselves without any solution or interpretation. He
+afterwards made a long enumeration of these absurdities in terms so
+unqualified that Jurieu was not afraid to declare that he did not
+remember to have read anything so frightful or so scandalous in any
+Christian author.
+
+Jurieu, who was so violent t in his invectives against Cardinal
+Duperron, had himself to sustain similar reproaches from the Catholics.
+"I heard that minister," says Pap, in speaking of him, "teaching the
+public that all the characteristics of the Holy Scriptures on which
+those pretended reformers had founded their persuasion of their
+divinity, did not appear to him to be sufficient. 'Let it not be
+inferred,' said Jurieu, 'that I wish to take from the light and strength
+of the characteristics of Scripture, but I will venture to affirm that
+there is not one of them which may not be eluded by the profane. There
+is not one of them that amounts to a proof; not one to which something
+may not be said in answer, and, considered altogether, although they
+have greater power than separately to work a moral conviction--that is,
+a proof on which to found a certainty excluding every doubt--I own that
+nothing seems to me to be more opposed to reason than to say that these
+characteristics are of themselves capable of producing such a
+certainty."
+
+It is not then astonishing that the Jews and the first Christians, who,
+we find in the Acts of the Apostles, confined themselves in their
+meetings to the reading of the Bible, were, as will be seen in the
+article "Heresy," divided into different sects. For this reading was
+afterwards substituted that of various apocryphal works, or at least of
+extracts from them. The author of the "Synopsis of Scripture," which we
+find among the works of St. Athanasius, expressly avows that there are
+in the apocryphal books things most true and inspired by God which have
+been selected and extracted for the perusal of the faithful.
+
+
+
+
+BOURGES.
+
+
+Our questions have but little to do with geography, but we shall,
+perhaps, be permitted to express in a few words our astonishment
+respecting the town of Bourges. The Trévoux Dictionary asserts that "it
+is one of the most ancient in Europe; that it was the seat of empire of
+the Gauls, and gave laws to the Celts."
+
+I will not combat the antiquity of any town or of any family. But was
+there ever an empire of Gaul? had the Celts kings? This rage for
+antiquity is a malady which is not easily cured. In Gaul, in Germany,
+and in the North there is nothing ancient but the soil, the trees, and
+the animals. If you will have antiquities go to Asia, and even there
+they are hardly to be found. Man is ancient, but monuments are new; this
+has already been said in more articles than one.
+
+If to be born within a certain stone or wooden limit more ancient than
+another were a real good it would be no more than reasonable to date the
+foundation of the town from the giants' war, but since this vanity is in
+no wise advantageous let it be renounced. This is all I have to say
+about Bourges.
+
+
+
+
+BRACHMANS--BRAHMINS.
+
+
+Courteous reader, observe, in the first place, that Father Thomassin,
+one of the most learned men of modern Europe, derives the Brachmans
+from the Jewish word _barac_, by a _c_--supposing, of course, that the
+Jews had a _c_. This _barac_, says he, signified _to fly_; and the
+Brachmans fled from the towns--supposing that there were any towns.
+
+Or, if you like it better, Brachmans comes from _barak_ by a _k_,
+meaning to _bless_ or to _pray_. But why might not the Biscayans name
+the Brahmins from the word _bran_? which expresses--I will not say what.
+They had as good a right as the Hebrews. Really, this is a strange sort
+of erudition. By rejecting it entirely, we should know less, but we
+should know it better.
+
+Is it not likely that the Brahmins were the first legislators, the first
+philosophers, the first divines, of the earth? Do not the few remaining
+monuments of ancient history form a great presumption in their favor?
+since the first Greek philosophers went to them to learn mathematics;
+and the most ancient curiosities, those collected by the emperors of
+China, are all Indian, as is attested by the relations in Du Halde's
+collection.
+
+Of the Shastah, we shall speak elsewhere. It is the first theological
+book of the Brahmins, written about fifteen hundred years before the
+Vedah, and anterior to all other books.
+
+Their annals make no mention of any war undertaken by them at any time.
+The words "arms," "killing," "maiming," are to be found neither in the
+fragments of the Shastah that have reached us, nor in the Yajurvedah,
+nor in the Kormovedah. At least, I can affirm that I have not seen them
+in either of these two latter collections; and it is most singular that
+the Shastah, which speaks of a conspiracy in heaven, makes no mention of
+any war in the great peninsula between the Indus and Ganges.
+
+[Illustration: India was unknown until after Alexander's conquests.]
+
+The Hebrews, who were unknown until so late a period, never name the
+Brahmins; they knew nothing of India till after Alexander's conquests
+and their own settling in that Egypt of which they had spoken so ill.
+The name of India is to be found only in the book of Esther, and in that
+of Job, who was not a Hebrew. We find a singular contrast between the
+sacred books of the Hebrews and those of the Indians. The Indian books
+announce only peace and mildness; they forbid the killing of animals:
+but the Hebrew books speak of nothing but the slaughter and massacre of
+men and beasts; all are butchered in the name of the Lord; it is quite
+another order of things.
+
+We are incontestably indebted to the Brahmins for the idea of the fall
+of celestial beings revolting against the Sovereign of Nature; and it
+was probably from them that the Greeks took the fable of the Titans; and
+lastly, from them it was that the Jews, in the first century of our era,
+took the idea of Lucifer's revolt.
+
+How could these Indians suppose a rebellion in heaven without having
+seen one on earth? Such a leap from the human to the divine nature is
+difficult of comprehension. We usually step from what is known to what
+is unknown.
+
+A war of giants would not be imagined, until some men more robust than
+the rest had been seen to tyrannize over their fellow-men. To imagine
+the like in heaven, the Brahmins must either have experienced violent
+discords among themselves, or at least have witnessed them among their
+neighbors.
+
+Be that as it may, it is an astonishing phenomenon that a society of men
+who had never made war should have invented a sort of war carried on in
+imaginary space, or in a globe distant from our own, or in what is
+called the firmament--the empyrean. But let it be carefully observed,
+that in this revolt of the celestial beings against their Sovereign,
+there were no blows given, no celestial blood spilled, no mountains
+thrown at one another's heads, no angels deft in twain, as in Milton's
+sublime and grotesque poem.
+
+According to the Shastah, it was only a formal disobedience of the
+orders of the Most High, which God punished by relegating the rebellious
+angels to a vast place of darkness called Onderah, for the term of a
+whole mononthour. A mononthour is a hundred and twenty-six millions of
+our years. But God vouchsafed to pardon the guilty at the end of five
+thousand years, and their Onderah was nothing more than a purgatory.
+
+He turned them into _Mhurd_, or men, and placed them on our globe, on
+condition that they should not eat animals, nor cohabit with the males
+of their new species, on pain of returning to the Onderah.
+
+These are the principal articles of the Brahmin faith, which has endured
+without intermission from time immemorial to the present day.
+
+This is but a small part of the ancient cosmogony of the Brahmins. Their
+rites, their pagods, prove that among them all was allegorical. They
+still represent Virtue in the form of a woman with ten arms, combating
+ten mortal sins typified by monsters. Our missionaries were acute enough
+to take this image of Virtue for that of the devil, and affirm that the
+devil is worshipped in India. We have never visited that people but to
+enrich ourselves and calumniate them.
+
+_The Metempsychosis of the Brahmins._
+
+The doctrine of the metempsychosis comes from an ancient law of feeding
+on cow's milk as well as on vegetables, fruits, and rice. It seemed
+horrible to the Brahmins to kill and eat their feeder; and they had soon
+the same respect for goats, sheep, and all other animals: they believed
+them to be animated by the rebellious angels, who were completing their
+purification in the bodies of beasts as well as in those of men. The
+nature of the climate seconded, or rather originated this law. A burning
+atmosphere creates a necessity for refreshing food, and inspires horror
+for our custom of stowing carcasses in our stomachs.
+
+The opinion that beasts have souls was general throughout the East, and
+we find vestiges of it in the ancient sacred writings. In the book of
+Genesis, God forbids men to eat "their flesh with their blood and their
+soul." Such is the import of the Hebrew text. "I will avenge," says he,
+"the blood of your souls on the claws of beasts and the hands of men."
+In Leviticus he says, "The soul of the flesh is in the blood." He does
+more; he makes a solemn compact with man and with all animals, which
+supposes an intelligence in the latter.
+
+In much later times, Ecclesiasticus formally says, "God shows that man
+is like to the beasts; for men die like beasts; their condition is
+equal; as man dies, so also dies the beast. They breathe alike. There is
+nothing in man more than in the beast." Jonah, when he went to preach at
+Nineveh, made both men and beasts fast.
+
+All ancient authors, sacred books as well as profane, attribute
+knowledge to the beasts; and several make them speak. It is not then to
+be wondered at that the Brahmins, and after them the Pythagoreans,
+believed that souls passed successively into the bodies of beasts and of
+men; consequently they persuaded themselves, or at least they said, that
+the souls of the guilty angels, in order to finish their purgation,
+belonged sometimes to beasts, sometimes to men. This is a part of the
+romance of the Jesuit Bougeant, who imagined that the devils are spirits
+sent into the bodies of animals. Thus, in our day, and at the extremity
+of the west, a Jesuit unconsciously revives an article of the faith of
+the most ancient Oriental priests.
+
+_The Self-burning of Men and Women among the Brahmins._
+
+The Brahmins of the present day, who do all that the ancient Brahmins
+did, have, we know, retained this horrible custom. Whence is it that,
+among a people who have never shed the blood of men or of animals, the
+finest act of devotion is a public self-burning? Superstition, the great
+uniter of contraries, is the only source of these frightful sacrifices,
+the custom of which is much more ancient than the laws of any known
+people.
+
+The Brahmins assert that their great prophet Brahma, the son of God,
+descended among men, and had seyeral wives; and that after his death,
+the wife who loved him the most burned herself on his funeral pile, that
+she might join him in heaven. Did this woman really burn herself, as it
+is said that Portia, the wife of Brutus, swallowed burning coals, in
+order to be reunited to her husband? or is this a fable invented by the
+priests? Was there a Brahma, who really gave himself out as a prophet
+and son of God? It is likely that there was a Brahma, as there
+afterwards were a Zoroaster and a Bacchus. Fable seized upon their
+history, as she has everywhere constantly done.
+
+No sooner does the wife of the son of God burn herself, than ladies of
+meaner condition must burn themselves likewise. But how are they to
+find their husbands again, who are become horses, elephants, hawks,
+etc.? How are they to distinguish the precise beast, which the defunct
+animates? how recognize him and be still his wife? This difficulty does
+not in the least embarrass the Hindoo theologians; they easily find a
+_distinguo_--a solution _in sensu composito_--_in sensu diviso_. The
+metempsychosis is only for common people; for other souls they have a
+sublimer doctrine. These souls, being those of the once rebel angels, go
+about purifying themselves; those of the women who immolate themselves
+are beatified, and find their husbands ready-purified. In short, the
+priests are right, and the women burn themselves.
+
+This dreadful fanaticism has existed for more than four thousand years,
+amongst a mild people, who would fear to kill a grasshopper. The priests
+cannot force a widow to burn herself; for the invariable law is, that
+the self-devotion must be absolutely voluntary. The longest married of
+the wives of the deceased has the first refusal of the honor of mounting
+the funeral-pile; if she is not inclined, the second presents herself;
+and so of the rest. It is said, that on one occasion seventeen burned
+themselves at once on the pile of a rajah: but these sacrifices are now
+very rare; the faith has become weaker since the Mahometans have
+governed a great part of the country, and the Europeans traded with the
+rest.
+
+Still, there is scarcely a governor of Madras or Pondicherry who has
+not seen some Indian woman voluntarily perish in the flames. Mr. Holwell
+relates that a young widow of nineteen, of singular beauty, and the
+mother of three children, burned herself in the presence of Mrs.
+Russell, wife of the admiral then in the Madras roads. She resisted the
+tears and the prayers of all present; Mrs. Russell conjured her, in the
+name of her children, not to leave them orphans. The Indian woman
+answered, "God, who has given them birth, will take care of them." She
+then arranged everything herself, set fire to the pile with her own
+hand, and consummated her sacrifice with as much serenity as one of our
+nuns lights the tapers.
+
+Mr. Charnock, an English merchant, one day seeing one of these
+astonishing victims, young and lovely, on her way to the funeral-pile,
+dragged her away by force when she was about to set fire to it, and,
+with the assistance of some of his countrymen, carried her of! and
+married her. The people regarded this act as the most horrible
+sacrilege.
+
+Why do husbands never burn themselves, that they may join their wives?
+Why has a sex, naturally weak and timid, always had this frantic
+resolution? Is it because tradition does not say that a man ever married
+a daughter of Brahma, while it does affirm that an Indian woman was
+married to a son of that divinity? Is it because women are more
+superstitious than men? Or is it because their imaginations are weaker,
+more tender, and more easily governed?
+
+The ancient Brahmins sometimes burned themselves to prevent the pains
+and the languor of old age; but, above all, to make themselves admired.
+Calanus would not, perhaps, have placed himself on the pile, but for the
+purpose of being gazed at by Alexander. The Christian renegade
+Peregrinus burned himself in public, for the same reason that a madman
+goes about the streets dressed like an Armenian, to attract the notice
+of the populace.
+
+Is there not also an unfortunate mixture of vanity in this terrible
+sacrifice of the Indian women? Perhaps, if a law were passed that the
+burning should take place in the presence of one waiting woman only,
+this abominable custom would be forever destroyed.
+
+One word more: A few hundreds of Indian women, at most, have furnished
+this horrid spectacle; but our inquisitions, our atrocious madmen
+calling themselves judges, have put to death in the flames more than a
+hundred thousand of our brethren--men, women, and children--for things
+which no one has understood. Let us pity and condemn the Brahmins; but
+let us not forget our miserable selves!
+
+Truly, we have forgotten one very essential point in this short article
+on the Brahmins, which is, that their sacred books are full of
+contradictions; but the people know nothing of them, and the doctors
+have solutions ready--senses figured and figurative, allegories, types,
+express declarations of Birma, Brahma, and Vishnu, sufficient to shut
+the mouth of any reasoner.
+
+
+
+
+BREAD-TREE.
+
+
+The bread-tree grows in the Philippine islands, and principally in those
+of Guam and Tinian, as the cocoa-tree grows in the Indies. These two
+trees, alone, if they could be multiplied in our climate, would furnish
+food and drink sufficient for all mankind.
+
+The bread-tree is taller and more bulky than our common apple-trees; its
+leaves are black, its fruit is yellow, and equal in dimensions to the
+largest apple. The rind is hard; and the cuticle is a sort of soft,
+white paste, which has the taste of the best French rolls; but it must
+be eaten fresh, as it keeps only twenty-four hours, after which it
+becomes dry, sour and disagreeable; but, as a compensation, the trees
+are loaded with them eight months of the year. The natives of the
+islands have no other food; they are all tall, stout, well made,
+sufficiently fleshy, and in the vigorous health which is necessarily
+produced by the use of one wholesome aliment alone: and it is to negroes
+that nature has made this present.
+
+Corn is assuredly not the food of the greater part of the world. Maize
+and cassava are the food of all America. We have whole provinces in
+which the peasants eat none but chestnut bread, which is more nourishing
+and of better flavor than the rye or barley bread on which so many feed,
+and is much better than the rations given to the soldiers. Bread is
+unknown in all southern Africa. The immense Indian Archipelago, Siam,
+Laos, Pegu, Cochin-China, Tonquin, part of China, the Malabar and
+Coromandel coasts, and the banks of the Ganges, produce rice, which is
+easier of cultivation, and for which wheat is neglected. Corn is
+absolutely unknown for the space of five hundred leagues on the coast of
+the Icy Sea.
+
+The missionaries have sometimes been in great tribulation, in countries
+where neither bread nor wine is to be found. The inhabitants told them
+by interpreters: "You would baptize us with a few drops of water, in a
+burning climate, where we are obliged to plunge every day into the
+rivers; you would confess us, yet you understand not our language; you
+would have us communicate, yet you want the two necessary ingredients,
+bread and wine. It is therefore evident that your universal religion
+cannot have been made for us." The missionaries replied, very justly,
+that good will is the one thing needful; that they should be plunged
+into the water without any scruple; that bread and wine should be
+brought from Goa; and that, as for the language, the missionaries would
+learn it in a few years.
+
+
+
+
+BUFFOONERY--BURLESQUE--LOW COMEDY.
+
+
+He was a very subtle schoolman, who first said that we owe the origin of
+the word "buffoon" to a little Athenian sacrificer called _Bupho_, who,
+being tired of his employment, absconded, and never returned. The
+Areopagus, as they could not punish the priest, proceeded against his
+hatchet. This farce, which was played every year in the temple of
+Jupiter, is said to have been called _"buffoonery."_ This story is not
+entitled to much credit Buffoon was not a proper name; _bouphonos_
+signifies an immolator of oxen. The Greeks never called any jest
+_bouphonia_. This ceremony, frivolous as it appears, might have an
+origin wise and humane, worthy of true Athenians.
+
+Once a year, the subaltern sacrificer, or more properly the holy
+butcher, when on the point of immolating an ox, fled as if struck with
+horror, to put men in mind that in wiser and happier times only flowers
+and fruits were offered to the gods, and that the barbarity of
+immolating innocent and useful animals was not introduced until there
+were priests desirous of fattening on their blood and living at the
+expense of the people. In this idea there is no buffoonery.
+
+This word "buffoon" has long been received among the Italians and the
+Spaniards, signifying _mimus, scurra, joculator_--a mimic, a jester, a
+player of tricks. Ménage, after Salmasius, derives it from _bocca
+infiata_--a bloated face; and it is true that a round face and swollen
+cheeks are requisite in a buffoon. The Italians say _bufo magro_--a
+meagre buffoon, to express a poor jester who cannot make you laugh.
+
+Buffoon and buffoonery appertain to low comedy, to mountebanking, to all
+that can amuse the populace. In this it was--to the shame of the human
+mind be it spoken--that tragedy had its beginning: Thespis was a
+buffoon before Sophocles was a great man.
+
+In the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, the Spanish and English
+tragedies were all degraded by disgusting buffooneries. The courts were
+still more disgraced by buffoons than the stage. So strong was the rust
+of barbarism, that men had no taste for more refined pleasures. Boileau
+says of Molière:
+
+ _C'est par-là que Molière, illustrant ses écrits,_
+ _Peut-être de son art eût emporté le prix,_
+ _Si, moins ami du peuple en ses doctes peintures,_
+ _Il n'eût fait quelquefois, grimacer ses figures,_
+ _Quitté pour le bouffon l'agréable et fin,_
+ _Et sans honte à Terence allié Tabarin._
+ _Dans ce sac ridicule où Scapin s'enveloppe,_
+ _Je ne reconnais plus l'auteur du Misanthrope._
+
+ Molière in comic genius had excelled,
+ And might, perhaps, have stood unparalleled,
+ Had he his faithful portraits ne'er allowed
+ To gape and grin to gratify the crowd;
+ Deserting wit for low grimace and jest,
+ And showing Terence in a motley vest.
+ Who in the sack, where Scapin plays the fool,
+ Will find the genius of the comic school?
+
+But it must be considered that Raphael condescended to paint grotesque
+figures. Molière would not have descended so low, if all his spectators
+had been such men as Louis XIV., Condé, Turenne, La Rochefoucauld,
+Montausier, Beauvilliers, and such women as Montespan and Thianges; but
+he had also to please the whole people of Paris, who were yet quite
+unpolished. The citizen liked broad farce, and he paid for it. Scarron's
+"Jodelets" were all the rage. We are obliged to place ourselves on the
+level of our age, before we can rise above it; and, after all, we like
+to laugh now and then. What is Homer's "Battle of the Frogs and Mice,"
+but a piece of buffoonery--a burlesque poem?
+
+Works of this kind give no reputation, but they may take from that which
+we already enjoy.
+
+Buffoonery is not always in the burlesque style, "The Physician in Spite
+of Himself," and the "Rogueries of Scapin," are not in the style of
+Scarron's "Jodelets." Molière does not, like Scarron, go in search of
+slang terms; his lowest characters do not play the mountebank.
+Buffoonery is in the thing, not in the expression.
+
+Boileau's "Lutrin" was at first called a burlesque poem, but it was the
+subject that was burlesque; the style was pleasing and refined, and
+sometimes even heroic.
+
+The Italians had another kind of burlesque, much superior to ours--that
+of Aretin, of Archbishop La Caza, of Berni, Mauro, and Dolce. It often
+sacrifices decorum to pleasantry, but obscene words are wholly banished
+from it. The subject of Archbishop La Caza's _"Capitolo del Forno"_ is,
+indeed, that which sends the Desfontaines to the Bicêtre, and the
+Deschaufours to the Place de Grève: but there is not one word offensive
+to the ear of chastity; you have to divine the meaning.
+
+Three or four Englishmen have excelled in this way: Butler, in his
+"Hudibras," which was the civil war excited by the Puritans turned into
+ridicule; Dr. Garth, in his "Dispensary"; Prior, in his "Alma," in
+which he very pleasantly makes a jest of his subject and Phillips, in
+his "Splendid Shilling."
+
+Butler is as much above Scarron as a man accustomed to good company is
+above a singer at a pot-house. The hero of "Hudibras" was a real
+personage, one Sir Samuel Luke, who had been a captain in the armies of
+Fairfax and Cromwell. See the commencement of the poem, in the article
+"Prior," "Butler," and "Swift."
+
+Garth's poem on the physicians and apothecaries is not so much in the
+burlesque style as Boileau's "Lutrin": it has more imagination, variety,
+and naivete than the "Lutrin"; and, which is rather astonishing, it
+displays profound erudition, embellished with all the graces of
+refinement. It begins thus:
+
+ Speak, Goddess, since 'tis thou that best canst tell
+ How ancient leagues to modern discord fell;
+ And why physicians were so cautious grown
+ Of others' lives, and lavish of their own.
+
+Prior, whom we have seen a plenipotentiary in France before the Peace of
+Utrecht, assumed the office of mediator between the philosophers who
+dispute about the soul. This poem is in the style of "Hudibras," called
+doggerel rhyme, which is the _stilo Berniesco_ of the Italians.
+
+The great first question is, whether the soul is all in all, or is
+lodged behind the nose and eyes in a corner which it never quits.
+According to the latter system, Prior compares it to the pope, who
+constantly remains at Rome, whence he sends his nuncios and spies to
+learn all that is doing in Christendom.
+
+Prior, after making a jest of several systems, proposes his own. He
+remarks that the two-legged animal, new-born, throws its feet about as
+much as possible, when its nurse is so stupid as to swaddle it: thence
+he judges that the soul enters it by the feet; that about fifteen it
+reaches the middle; then it ascends to the heart; then to the head,
+which it quits altogether when the animal ceases to live.
+
+At the end of this singular poem, full of ingenious versification, and
+of ideas alike subtle and pleasing, we find this charming line of
+Fontenelle: _"Il est des hochets pour tout âge."_ Prior begs of fortune
+to "Give us play-things for old age."
+
+Yet it is quite certain that Fontenelle did not take this line from
+Prior, nor Prior from Fontenelle. Prior's work is twenty years anterior,
+and Fontenelle did not understand English. The poem terminates with this
+conclusion:
+
+ For Plato's fancies what care I?
+ I hope you would not have me die
+ Like simple Cato in the play,
+ For anything that he can say:
+ E'en let him of ideas speak
+ To heathens, in his native Greek.
+ If to be sad is to be wise,
+ I do most heartily despise
+ Whatever Socrates has said,
+ Or Tully writ, or Wanley read.
+ Dear Drift, to set our matters right,
+ Remove these papers from my sight;
+ Burn Mat's Descartes and Aristotle--
+ Here, Jonathan,--your master's bottle.
+
+In all these poems, let us distinguish the pleasant, the lively, the
+natural, the familiar--from the grotesque, the farcical, the low, and,
+above all, the stiff and forced. These various shades are discriminated
+by the connoisseurs, who alone, in the end, decide the fate of every
+work.
+
+La Fontaine would sometimes descend to the burlesque style--Phædrus
+never; but the latter has not the grace and unaffected softness of La
+Fontaine, though he has greater precision and purity.
+
+
+
+
+BULGARIANS.
+
+
+These people were originally Huns, who settled near the Volga; and
+Volgarians was easily changed into Bulgarians.
+
+About the end of the seventh century, they, like all the other nations
+inhabiting Sarmatia, made irruptions towards the Danube, and inundated
+the Roman Empire. They passed through Moldavia and Wallachia, whither
+their old fellow-countrymen, the Russians, carried their victorious arms
+in 1769, under the Empress Catherine II.
+
+Having crossed the Danube, they settled in part of Dacia and Moesia,
+giving their name to the countries which are still called Bulgaria.
+Their dominion extended to Mount Hæmus and the Euxine Sea.
+
+In Charlemagne's time, the Emperor Nicephorus, successor to Irene, was
+so imprudent as to march against them after being vanquished by the
+Saracens; and he was in like manner defeated by the Bulgarians. Their
+king, named Krom, cut off his head, and made use of his skull as a
+drinking-cup at his table, according to the custom of that people in
+common with all the northern nations.
+
+It is related that, in the ninth century, one Bogoris, who was making
+war upon the Princess Theodora, mother and guardian to the Emperor
+Michael, was so charmed with that empress's noble answer to his
+declaration of war, that he turned Christian.
+
+The Bulgarians, who were less complaisant, revolted against him; but
+Bogoris, having shown them a crucifix, they all immediately received
+baptism. So say the Greek writers of the lower empire, and so say our
+compilers after them: _"Et voilà justement comme on écrit l'histoire."_
+
+Theodora, say they, was a very religious princess, even passing her
+latter years in a convent. Such was her love for the Greek Catholic
+religion that she put to death in various ways a hundred thousand men
+accused of Manichæism--"this being," says the modest continuator of
+Echard, "the most impious, the most detestable, the most dangerous, the
+most abominable of all heresies, for ecclesiastical censures were
+weapons of no avail against men who acknowledged not the church."
+
+It is said that the Bulgarians, seeing that all the Manichæans suffered
+death, immediately conceived an inclination for their religion, and
+thought it the best, since it was the most persecuted one: but this, for
+Bulgarians, would be extraordinarily acute.
+
+At that time, the great schism broke out more violently than ever
+between the Greek church, under the Patriarch Photius, and the Latin
+church, under Pope Nicholas I. The Bulgarians took part with the Greek
+church; and from that time, probably, it was that they were treated in
+the west as heretics, with the addition of that fine epithet, which has
+clung to them to the present day.
+
+In 871, the Emperor Basil sent them a preacher, named Peter of Sicily,
+to save them from the heresy of Manichæism; and it is added, that they
+no sooner heard him than they turned Manichæans. It is not very
+surprising that the Bulgarians, who drank out of the skulls of their
+enemies, were not extraordinary theologians any more than Peter of
+Sicily.
+
+It is singular that these barbarians, who could neither write nor read,
+should have been regarded as very knowing heretics, with whom it was
+dangerous to dispute. They certainly had other things to think of than
+controversy, since they carried on a sanguinary war against the emperors
+of Constantinople for four successive centuries, and even besieged the
+capital of the empire.
+
+At the commencement of the thirteenth century, the Emperor Alexis,
+wishing to make himself recognized by the Bulgarians, their king,
+Joannic, replied, that he would never be his vassal. Pope Innocent III.
+was careful to seize this opportunity of attaching the kingdom of
+Bulgaria to himself: he sent a legate to Joannic, to anoint him king;
+and pretended that he had conferred the kingdom upon him, and that he
+could never more hold it but from the holy see.
+
+This was the most violent period of the crusades. The indignant
+Bulgarians entered into an alliance with the Turks, declared war against
+the pope and his crusaders, took the pretended Emperor Baldwin prisoner,
+had his head cut off, and made a bowl of his skull, after the manner of
+Krom. This was quite enough to make the Bulgarians abhorred by all
+Europe. It was no longer necessary to call them Manichæans, a name which
+was at that time given to every class of heretics: for Manichæan,
+Patarin, and Vaudois were the same thing. These terms were lavished upon
+whosoever would not submit to the Roman church.
+
+
+
+
+BULL.
+
+
+A quadruped, armed with horns, having cloven feet, strong legs, a slow
+pace, a thick body, a hard skin, a tail not quite so long as that of the
+horse, with some long hairs at the end. Its blood has been looked upon
+as a poison, but it is no more so than that of other animals; and the
+ancients, who wrote that Themistocles and others poisoned themselves
+with bull's blood, were false both to nature and to history. Lucian, who
+reproaches Jupiter with having placed the bull's horns above his eyes,
+reproaches him unjustly; for the eye of a bull being large, round, and
+open, he sees very well where he strikes; and if his eyes had been
+placed higher than his horns, he could not have seen the grass which he
+crops.
+
+Phalaris's bull, or the Brazen Bull, was a bull of cast metal, found in
+Sicily, and supposed to have been used by Phalaris to enclose and burn
+such as he chose to punish--a very unlikely species of cruelty. The
+bulls of Medea guarded the Golden Fleece. The bull of Marathon was tamed
+by Hercules.
+
+Then there were the bull which carried off Europa, the bull of Mithras,
+and the bull of Osiris; there are the Bull, a sign of the zodiac, and
+the Bull's Eye, a star of the first magnitude, and lastly, there are
+bull-fights, common in Spain.
+
+
+
+
+BULL (PAPAL).
+
+
+This word designates the bull, or seal of gold, silver, wax, or lead,
+attached to any instrument or charter. The lead hanging to the rescripts
+despatched in the Roman court bears on one side the head of St. Peter on
+the right, and that of St. Paul on the left; and, on the reverse, the
+name of the reigning pope, with the year of his pontificate. The bull is
+written on parchment. In the greeting, the pope takes no title but that
+of "Servant of the Servants of God," according to the holy words of
+Jesus to His Disciples--"Whosoever will be chief among you, let him be
+your servant."
+
+Some heretics assert that, by this formula, humble in appearance, the
+popes mean to express a sort of feudal system, of which God is chief;
+whose high vassals, Peter and Paul, are represented by their servant
+the pontiff; while the lesser vassals are all secular princes, whether
+emperors, kings, or dukes.
+
+They doubtless found this assertion on the famous bull _In cœna
+Domini,_ which is publicly read at Rome by a cardinal-deacon every year,
+on Holy Thursday, in the presence of the pope, attended by the rest of
+the cardinals and bishops. After the ceremony, his holiness casts a
+lighted torch into the public square in token of anathema.
+
+This bull is, to be found in Tome i., p. 714 of the _Bullaire_,
+published at Lyons in 1673, and at page 118 of the edition of 1727. The
+oldest is dated 1536. Paul III., without noticing the origin of the
+ceremony, here says that it is an ancient custom of the sovereign
+pontiffs to publish this excommunication on Holy Thursday, in order to
+preserve the purity of the Christian religion, and maintain union among
+the faithful. It contains twenty-four paragraphs, in which the pope
+excommunicates:
+
+1. Heretics, all who favor them, and all who read their books.
+
+2. Pirates, especially such as dare to cruise on the seas belonging to
+the sovereign pontiff.
+
+3. Those who impose fresh tolls on their lands.
+
+10. Those who, in any way whatsoever, prevent the execution of the
+apostolical letters, whether they grant pardons or inflict penalties.
+
+11. All lay judges who judge ecclesiastics, and bring them before their
+tribunal, whether that tribunal is called an audience, a chancery, a
+council, or a parliament.
+
+12. All chancellors, counsellors, ordinary or extraordinary, of any king
+or prince whatsoever, all presidents of chanceries, councils, or
+parliaments, as also all attorneys-general, who call ecclesiastical
+causes before them, or prevent the execution of the apostolical letters,
+even though it be on pretext of preventing some violence.
+
+In the same paragraph, the pope reserves to himself alone the power of
+absolving the said chancellors, counsellors, attorneys-general, and the
+rest of the excommunicated; who cannot receive absolution until they
+have publicly revoked their acts, and have erased them from the records.
+
+20. Lastly, the pope excommunicates all such as shall presume to give
+absolution to the excommunicated as aforesaid: and, in order that no one
+may plead ignorance, he orders:
+
+21. That this bull be published, and posted on the gate of the basilic
+of the Prince of the Apostles, and on that of St. John of Lateran.
+
+22. That all patriarchs, primates, archbishops, and bishops, by virtue
+of their holy obedience, shall have this bull solemnly published at
+least once a year.
+
+24. He declares that whosoever dares to go against the provisions of
+this bull, must know that he is incurring the displeasure of Almighty
+God and of the blessed apostles Peter and Paul.
+
+The other subsequent bulls, called also _In cœna Domini_, are only
+duplicates of the first. For instance, the article 21 of that of Pius
+V., dated 1567, adds to the paragraph 3 of the one that we have quoted,
+that all princes who lay new impositions on their states, of what nature
+soever, or increase the old ones, without obtaining permission from the
+Holy See, are excommunicated _ipso facto_. The third bull _In cœna
+Domini_ of 1610, contains thirty paragraphs, in which Paul V. renews the
+provisions of the two preceding.
+
+The fourth and last bull _In cœna Domini_ which we find in the
+_Bullaire_, is dated April 1, 1672. In it Urban VIII. announces that,
+after the example of his predecessors, in order inviolably to maintain
+the integrity of the faith, and public justice and tranquillity, he
+wields the spiritual sword of ecclesiastical discipline to
+excommunicate, on the day which is the anniversary of the Supper of our
+Lord:
+
+1. Heretics.
+
+2. Such as appeal from the pope to a future council; and the rest as in
+the three former.
+
+It is said that the one which is read now, is of a more recent date, and
+contains some additions.
+
+The History of Naples, by Giannone, shows us what disorders the
+ecclesiastics stirred up in that kingdom, and what vexations they
+exercised against the king's subjects, even refusing them absolution and
+the sacraments, in order to effect the reception of this bull, which has
+at last been solemnly proscribed there, as well as in Austrian
+Lombardy, in the states of the empress-queen, in those of the Duke of
+Parma, and elsewhere.
+
+In 1580, the French clergy chose the time between the sessions of the
+parliament of Paris, to have the same bull _In cœna Domini_
+published. But it was opposed by the procureur-general; and the _Chambre
+des Vacations_, under the presidency of the celebrated and unfortunate
+Brisson, on October 4, passed a decree, enjoining all governors to
+inform themselves, if possible, what archbishops, bishops, or
+grand-vicars, had received either this bull or a copy of it entitled
+_Litteræ processus_, and who had sent it to them to be published; to
+prevent the publication, if it had not yet taken place; to obtain the
+copies and send them to the chamber; or, if they had been published, to
+summon the archbishops, the bishops, or their grand-vicars, to appear on
+a certain day before the chamber, to answer to the suit of the
+procureur-general; and, in the meantime, to seize their temporal
+possessions and place them in the hands of the king; to forbid all
+persons obstructing the execution of this decree, on pain of punishment
+as traitors and enemies to the state; with orders that the decree be
+printed and that the copies, collated by notaries, have the full force
+of the original.
+
+In doing this, the parliament did but feebly imitate Philip the Fair.
+The bull _Ausculta Fili_, of Dec. 5, 1301, was addressed to him by
+Boniface VIII., who, after exhorting the king to listen with docility,
+says to him: "God has established us over all kings and all kingdoms, to
+root up, and destroy, and throw down, to build, and to plant, in His
+name and by His doctrine. Do not, then, suffer yourself to be persuaded
+that you have no superior, and that you are not subject to the head of
+the ecclesiastical hierarchy. Whosoever thinks this, is a madman; and
+whosoever obstinately maintains it, is an infidel, separated from the
+flock of the Good Shepherd." The pope then enters into long details
+respecting the government of France, even reproaching the king for
+having altered the coin.
+
+Philip the Fair had this bull burned at Paris, and its execution
+published on sound of trumpet throughout the city, by Sunday, Feb. 11,
+1302. The pope, in a council which he held at Rome the same year, made a
+great noise, and broke out into threats against Philip the Fair; but he
+did no more than threaten. The famous decretal, _Unam Sanctam_ is,
+however, considered as the work of his council; it is, in substance, as
+follows:
+
+"We believe and confess a holy, catholic, and apostolic church, out of
+which there is no salvation; we also acknowledge its unity, that it is
+one only body, with one only head, and not with two, like a monster.
+This only head is Jesus Christ, and St. Peter his vicar, and the
+successor of St. Peter. Therefore, the Greeks, or others, who say that
+they are not subject to that successor, must acknowledge that they are
+not of the flock of Christ, since He himself has said (John, x, 16)
+'that there is but one fold and one shepherd.'
+
+"We learn that in this church, and under its power, are two swords, the
+spiritual and the temporal: of these, one is to be used by the church
+and by the hand of the pontiff; the other, by the church and by the hand
+of kings and warriors, in pursuance of the orders or with the permission
+of the pontiff. Now, one of these swords must be subject to the other,
+temporal to spiritual power; otherwise, they would not be ordinate, and
+the apostles say they must be so. (Rom. xiii, 1.) According to the
+testimony of truth, spiritual power must institute and judge temporal
+power; and thus is verified with regard to the church, the prophecy of
+Jeremiah (i. 10): 'I have this day set thee over the nations and over
+the kingdoms.'"
+
+On the other hand, Philip the Fair assembled the states-general; and the
+commons, in the petition which they presented to that monarch, said, in
+so many words: "It is a great abomination for us to hear that this
+Boniface stoutly interprets like a _Boulgare_ (dropping the _l_ and the
+_a_) these words of spirituality (Matt., xvi. 19): 'Whatever thou shalt
+bind on earth, shall be bound in heaven;' if this signified that if a
+man be put into a temporal prison, God will imprison him in heaven."
+
+Clement V., successor to Boniface VIII., revoked and annulled the odious
+decision of the bull _Unam Sanctam_, which extends the power of the
+popes to the temporalities of kings, and condemns as heretics all who do
+not acknowledge this chimerical power. Boniface's pretension, indeed,
+ought to be condemned as heresy, according to this maxim of theologians:
+"Not only is it a sin against the rules of the faith, and a heresy, to
+deny what the faith teaches us, but also to set up as part of the faith
+that which is no part of it." (Joan. Maj. m. 3 sent. dist. 37. q. 26.)
+
+Other popes, before Boniface VIII., had arrogated to themselves the
+right of property over different kingdoms. The bull is well known, in
+which Gregory VII. says to the King of Spain: "I would have you to know,
+that the kingdom of Spain, by ancient ecclesiastical ordinances, was
+given in property to St. Peter and the holy Roman church."
+
+Henry II. of England asked permission of Pope Adrian IV. to invade
+Ireland. The pontiff gave him leave, on condition that he imposed on
+every Irish family a tax of one _carolus_ for the Holy See, and held
+that kingdom as a fief of the Roman church. "For," wrote Adrian, "it
+cannot be doubted that every island upon which Jesus Christ, the sun of
+justice, has arisen, and which has received the lessons of the Christian
+faith, belongs of right to St. Peter and to the holy and sacred Roman
+church."
+
+_Bulls of the Crusade and of Composition._
+
+If an African or an Asiatic of sense were told that in that part of
+Europe where some men have forbidden others to eat flesh on Saturdays,
+the pope gives them leave to eat it, by a bull, for the sum of two
+rials, and that another bull grants permission to keep stolen money,
+what would this African or Asiatic say? He would, at least, agree with
+us, that every country has its customs; and that in this world, by
+whatever names things may be called, or however they may be disguised,
+all is done for money.
+
+There are two bulls under the name of _La Cruzada_--the Crusade; one of
+the time of Ferdinand and Isabella, the other of that of Philip V. The
+first of these sells permission to eat what is called the _grossura_,
+viz., tripes, livers, kidneys, gizzards, sweet-breads, lights, plucks,
+cauls, heads, necks, and feet.
+
+The second bull, granted by Pope Urban VIII., gives leave to eat meat
+throughout Lent, and absolves from every crime except heresy.
+
+Not only are these bulls sold, but people are ordered to buy them; and,
+as is but right, they cost more in Peru and Mexico than in Spain; they
+are there sold for a piastre. It is reasonable that the countries which
+produce gold and silver should pay more than others.
+
+The pretext for these bulls is, making war upon the Moors. There are
+persons, difficult of conviction, who cannot see what livers and kidneys
+have to do with a war against the Africans; and they add, that Jesus
+Christ never ordered war to be made on the Mahometans on pain of
+excommunication.
+
+The bull giving permission to keep another's goods is galled the bull of
+_Composition_. It is farmed; and has long brought considerable sums
+throughout Spain, the Milanese, Naples, and Sicily. The highest bidders
+employ the most eloquent of the monks to preach this bull. Sinners who
+have robbed the king, the state, or private individuals, go to these
+preachers, confess to them, and show them what a sad thing it would be
+to make restitution of the whole. They offer the monks five, six, and
+sometimes seven per cent., in order to keep the rest with a safe
+conscience; and, as soon as the composition is made, they receive
+absolution.
+
+The preaching brother who wrote the "Travels through Spain and Italy"
+(_Voyage d'Espagne et d'Italie_), published at Paris, _avec privilège_
+by Jean-Baptiste de l'Épime, speaking of this bull, thus expresses
+himself: "Is it not very gracious to come off at so little cost, and be
+at liberty to steal more, when one has occasion for a larger sum?"
+
+_Bull Unigenitus._
+
+The bull _In cœna Domini_ was an indignity offered to all Catholic
+sovereigns, and they at length proscribed it in their states; but the
+bull _Unigenitus_ was a trouble to France alone. The former attacked the
+rights of the princes and magistrates of Europe, and they maintained
+those rights; the latter proscribed only some maxims of piety and
+morals, which gave no concern to any except the parties interested in
+the transient affair; but these interested parties soon filled all
+France. It was at first a quarrel between the all-powerful Jesuits and
+the remains of the crushed Port-Royal.
+
+Quesnel, a preacher of the Oratory, refugee in Holland, had dedicated a
+commentary on the New Testament to Cardinal de Noailles, then bishop of
+Châlons-sur-Marne. It met the bishop's approbation and was well received
+by all readers of that sort of books.
+
+One Letellier, a Jesuit, a confessor to Louis XIV. and an enemy to
+Cardinal de Noailles, resolved to mortify him by having the book, which
+was dedicated to him, and of which he had a very high opinion, condemned
+at Rome.
+
+This Jesuit, the son of an attorney at Vire in Lower Normandy, had all
+that fertility of expedient for which his father's profession is
+remarkable. Not content with embroiling Cardinal de Noailles with the
+pope, he determined to have him disgraced by the king his master. To
+ensure the success of this design, he had mandaments composed against
+him by his emissaries, and got them signed by four bishops; he also
+indited letters to the king, which he made them sign.
+
+These manœuvres, which would have been punished in any of the
+tribunals, succeeded at court: the king was soured against the
+cardinal, and Madame de Maintenon abandoned him.
+
+Here was a series of intrigues, in which, from one end of the kingdom to
+the other, every one took a part. The more unfortunate France at that
+time became in a disastrous war, the more the public mind was heated by
+a theological quarrel.
+
+During these movements, Letellier had the condemnation of Quesnel's
+book, of which the monarch had never read a page, demanded from Rome by
+Louis XIV. himself. Letellier and two other Jesuits, named Doucin and
+Lallemant, extracted one hundred and three propositions, which Pope
+Clement XI. was to condemn. The court of Rome struck out two of them,
+that it might, at least, have the honor of appearing to judge for
+itself.
+
+Cardinal Fabroni, in whose hands the affair was placed, and who was
+devoted to the Jesuits, had the bull drawn up by a Cordelier named
+Father Palerno, Elio a Capuchin, Terrovi a Barnabite, and Castelli a
+Servite, to whom was added a Jesuit named Alfaro.
+
+Clement XI. let them proceed in their own way. His only object was to
+please the king of France, who had long been displeased with him, on
+account of his recognizing the Archduke Charles, afterwards emperor, as
+King of Spain. To make his peace with the king, it cost him only a piece
+of parchment sealed with lead, concerning a question which he himself
+despised.
+
+Clement XI. did not wait to be solicited; he sent the bull, and was
+quite astonished to learn that it was received throughout France with
+hisses and groans. "What!" said he to Cardinal Carpegno, "a bull is
+earnestly asked of me; I give it freely, and every one makes a jest of
+it!"
+
+Every one was indeed surprised to see a pope, in the name of Jesus
+Christ, condemning as heretical, tainted with heresy, and offensive to
+pious ears, this proposition: "It is good to read books of piety on
+Sundays, especially the Holy Scriptures;" and this: "The fear of an
+unjust excommunication should not prevent us from doing our duty."
+
+The partisans of the Jesuits were themselves alarmed at these censures,
+but they dared not speak. The wise and disinterested exclaimed against
+the scandal, and the rest of the nation against the absurdity.
+
+Nevertheless, Letellier still triumphed, until the death of Louis XIV.;
+he was held in abhorrence, but he governed. This wretch tried every
+means to procure the suspension of Cardinal de Noailles; but after the
+death of his penitent, the incendiary was banished. The duke of Orleans,
+during his regency, extinguished these quarrels by making a jest of
+them. They have since thrown out a few sparks; but they are at last
+forgotten, probably forever. Their duration, for more than half a
+century, was quite long enough. Yet, happy indeed would mankind be, if
+they were divided only by foolish questions unproductive of bloodshed!
+
+
+
+
+CÆSAR.
+
+
+It is not as the husband of so many women and the wife of so many men;
+as the conqueror of Pompey and the Scipios; as the satirist who turned
+Cato into ridicule; as the robber of the public treasury, who employed
+the money of the Romans to reduce the Romans to subjection; as he who,
+clement in his triumphs, pardoned the vanquished; as the man of
+learning, who reformed the calendar; as the tyrant and the father of his
+country, assassinated by his friends and his bastard son; that I shall
+here speak of Cæsar. I shall consider this extraordinary man only in my
+quality of descendant from the poor barbarians whom he subjugated.
+
+You will not pass through a town in France, in Spain, on the banks of
+the Rhine, or on the English coast opposite to Calais, in which you will
+not find good people who boast of having had Cæsar there. Some of the
+townspeople of Dover are persuaded that Cæsar built their castle; and
+there are citizens of Paris who believe that the great _châtelet_ is one
+of his fine works. Many a country squire in France shows you an old
+turret which serves him for a dove-cote, and tells you that Cæsar
+provided a lodging for his pigeons. Each province disputes with its
+neighbor the honor of having been the first to which Cæsar applied the
+lash; it was not by that road, but by this, that he came to cut our
+throats, embrace our wives and daughters, impose laws upon us by
+interpreters, and take from us what little money we had.
+
+The Indians are wiser. We have already seen that they have a confused
+knowledge that a great robber, named Alexander, came among them with
+other robbers; but they scarcely ever speak of him.
+
+An Italian antiquarian, passing a few years ago through Vannes in
+Brittany, was quite astonished to hear the learned men of Vannes boast
+of Cæsar's stay in their town. "No doubt," said he, "you have monuments
+of that great man?" "Yes," answered the most notable among them, "we
+will show you the place where that hero had the whole senate of our
+province hanged, to the number of six hundred."
+
+"Some ignorant fellows, who had found a hundred beams under ground,
+advanced in the journals in 1755 that they were the remains of a bridge
+built by Cæsar; but I proved to them in my dissertation of 1756 that
+they were the gallows on which that hero had our parliament tied up.
+What other town in Gaul can say as much? We have the testimony of the
+great Cæsar himself. He says in his Commentaries' that we 'are fickle
+and prefer liberty to slavery.' He charges us with having been so
+insolent as to take hostages of the Romans, to whom we had given
+hostages, and to be unwilling to return them unless our own were given
+up. He taught us good behavior."
+
+"He did well," replied the virtuoso, "his right was incontestable. It
+was, however, disputed, for you know that when he vanquished the
+emigrant Swiss, to the number of three hundred and sixty-eight thousand,
+and there were not more than a hundred and ten thousand left, he had a
+conference in Alsace with a German king named Ariovistus, and Ariovistus
+said to him: 'I come to plunder Gaul, and I will not suffer any one to
+plunder it but myself;' after which these good Germans, who were come to
+lay waste the country, put into the hands of their witches two Roman
+knights, ambassadors from Cæsar; and these witches were on the point of
+burning them and offering them to their gods, when Cæsar came and
+delivered them by a victory. We must confess that the right on both
+sides was equal, and that Tacitus had good reason for bestowing so many
+praises on the manners of the ancient Germans."
+
+This conversation gave rise to a very warm dispute between the learned
+men of Vannes and the antiquarian. Several of the Bretons could not
+conceive what was the virtue of the Romans in deceiving one after
+another all the nations of Gaul, in making them by turns the instruments
+of their own ruin, in butchering one-fourth of the people, and reducing
+the other three-fourths to slavery.
+
+"Oh! nothing can be finer," returned the antiquarian. "I have in my
+pocket a medal representing Cæsar's triumph at the Capitol; it is in the
+best preservation." He showed the medal. A Breton, a tittle rude, took
+it and threw it into the river, exclaiming: "Oh! that I could so serve
+all who use their power and their skill to oppress their fellow-men!
+Rome deceived us, disunited us, butchered us, chained us; and at this
+day Rome still disposes of many of our benefices; and is it possible
+that we have so long and in so many ways been a country of slaves?"
+
+To the conversation between the Italian antiquarian and the Breton I
+shall only add that Perrot d'Ablancourt, the translator of Cæsar's
+"Commentaries," in his dedication to the great Condé, makes use of these
+words: "Does it not seem to you, sir, as if you were reading the life of
+some Christian philosopher?" Cæsar a Christian philosopher! I wonder he
+has not been made a saint. Writers of dedications are remarkable for
+saying fine things and much to the purpose.
+
+
+
+
+CALENDS.
+
+
+The feast of the Circumcision, which the church celebrates on the first
+of January, has taken the place of another called the Feast of the
+Calends, of Asses, of Fools, or of Innocents, according to the different
+places where, and the different days on which, it was held. It was most
+commonly at Christmas, the Circumcision, or the Epiphany.
+
+In the cathedral of Rouen there was on Christmas day a procession, in
+which ecclesiastics, chosen for the purpose, represented the prophets of
+the Old Testament, who foretold the birth of the Messiah, and--which
+may have given the feast its name--Balaam appeared, mounted on a
+she-ass; but as Lactantius' poem, and the "Book of Promises," under the
+name of St. Prosper, say that Jesus in the manger was recognized by the
+ox and the ass, according to the passage Isaiah: "The ox knoweth his
+owner, and the ass his master's crib" (a circumstance, however, which
+neither the gospel nor the ancient fathers have remarked), it is more
+likely that, from this opinion, the Feast of the Ass took its name.
+
+Indeed, the Jesuit, Theophilus Raynaud, testifies that on St. Stephen's
+day there was sung a hymn of the ass, which was also called the Prose of
+Fools; and that on St. John's day another was sung, called the Prose of
+the Ox. In the library of the chapter of Sens there is preserved a
+manuscript of vellum with miniature figures representing the ceremonies
+of the Feast of Fools. The text contains a description of it, including
+this Prose of the Ass; it was sung by two choirs, who imitated at
+intervals and as the burden of the song, the braying of that animal.
+
+There was elected in the cathedral churches a bishop or archbishop of
+the Fools, which election was confirmed by all sorts of buffooneries,
+played off by way of consecration. This bishop officiated pontifically
+and gave his blessing to the people, before whom he appeared bearing the
+mitre, the crosier, and even the archiepiscopal cross. In those
+churches which held immediately from the Holy See, a pope of the Fools
+was elected, who officiated in all the decorations of papacy. All the
+clergy assisted in the mass, some dressed in women's apparel, others as
+buffoons, or masked in a grotesque and ridiculous manner. Not content
+with singing licentious songs in the choir, they sat and played at dice
+on the altar, at the side of the officiator. When the mass was over they
+ran, leaped, and danced about the church, uttering obscene words,
+singing immodest songs, and putting themselves in a thousand indecent
+postures, sometimes exposing themselves almost naked. They then had
+themselves drawn about the streets in tumbrels full of filth, that they
+might throw it at the mob which gathered round them. The looser part of
+the seculars would mix among the clergy, that they might play some
+fool's part in the ecclesiastical habit.
+
+This feast was held in the same manner in the convents of monks and
+nuns, as Naudé testifies in his complaint to Gassendi, in 1645, in which
+he relates that at Antibes, in the Franciscan monastery, neither the
+officiating monks nor the guardian went to the choir on the day of the
+Innocents. The lay brethren occupied their places on that day, and,
+clothed in sacerdotal decorations, torn and turned inside out, made a
+sort of office. They held books turned upside down, which they seemed to
+be reading through spectacles, the glasses of which were made of orange
+peel; and muttered confused words, or uttered strange cries,
+accompanied by extravagant contortions.
+
+The second register of the church of Autun, by the secretary Rotarii,
+which ends with 1416, says, without specifying the day, that at the
+Feast of Fools an ass was led along with a clergyman's cape on his back,
+the attendants singing: "He haw! Mr. Ass, he haw!"
+
+Ducange relates a sentence of the officialty of Viviers, upon one
+William, who, having been elected fool-bishop in 1400, had refused to
+perform the solemnities and to defray the expenses customary on such
+occasions.
+
+And, to conclude, the registers of St. Stephen, at Dijon, in 1521,
+without mentioning the day, that the vicars ran about the streets with
+drums, fifes, and other instruments, and carried lamps before the
+_pré-chantre_ of the Fools, to whom the honor of the feast principally
+belonged. But the parliament of that city, by a decree of January 19,
+1552, forbade the celebration of this feast, which had already been
+condemned by several councils, and especially by a circular of March 11,
+1444, sent to all the clergy in the kingdom by the Paris university.
+This letter, which we find at the end of the works of Peter of Blois,
+says that this feast was, in the eyes of the clergy, so well imagined
+and so Christian, that those who sought to suppress it were looked on as
+excommunicated; and the Sorbonne doctor, John des Lyons, in his
+discourse against the paganism of the Roiboit, informs us that a doctor
+of divinity publicly maintained at Auxerre, about the close of the
+fifteenth century, that "the feast of Fools was no less pleasing to God
+than the feast of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin;
+besides, that it was of much higher antiquity in the church."
+
+
+
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of A Philosophical Dictionary, Volume 2 (of 10), by
+François-Marie Arouet (AKA Voltaire)
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: A Philosophical Dictionary, Volume 2 (of 10)
+ From "The Works of Voltaire - A Contemporary Version"
+
+Author: François-Marie Arouet (AKA Voltaire)
+
+Commentator: John Morley
+ Tobias Smollett
+ H.G. Leigh
+
+Translator: William F. Fleming
+
+Release Date: March 28, 2011 [EBook #35622]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Andrea Ball, Christine Bell & Marc D'Hooghe
+at http://www.freeliterature.org (From images generously
+made available by the Internet Archive.)
+
+
+
+
+
+A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY
+
+VOLUME II
+
+By
+
+VOLTAIRE
+
+
+
+
+EDITION DE LA PACIFICATION
+
+THE WORKS OF VOLTAIRE
+
+A CONTEMPORARY VERSION
+
+
+ With Notes by Tobias Smollett, Revised and Modernized
+ New Translations by William F. Fleming, and an
+ Introduction by Oliver H.G. Leigh
+
+
+A CRITIQUE AND BIOGRAPHY
+
+BY
+
+THE RT. HON. JOHN MORLEY
+
+FORTY-THREE VOLUMES
+
+
+ One hundred and sixty-eight designs, comprising reproductions
+ of rare old engravings, steel plates, photogravures,
+ and curious fac-similes
+
+
+VOLUME VI
+
+E.R. DuMONT
+
+PARIS--LONDON--NEW YORK--CHICAGO
+
+1901
+
+
+
+ _The WORKS of VOLTAIRE_
+
+ _"Between two servants of Humanity, who appeared eighteen hundred
+ years apart, there is a mysterious relation. * * * * Let us say it
+ with a sentiment of profound respect: JESUS WEPT: VOLTAIRE SMILED.
+ Of that divine tear and of that human smile is composed the
+ sweetness of the present civilization."_
+
+ _VICTOR HUGO._
+
+
+
+LIST OF PLATES--VOL. II
+
+THE BASTILLE--_Frontispiece_
+
+AN ASTROLOGER
+
+A TYPE OF BEAUTY
+
+ALEXANDER'S TRIUMPH
+
+
+[Illustration: The Bastille.--"For four hundred years the symbol of
+oppression. Within its walls the noblest had perished. It was a
+perpetual threat, it was the last and often the first argument of king
+and priest."]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+VOLTAIRE
+
+A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY
+
+IN TEN VOLUMES
+
+VOL II.
+
+APPEARANCE--CALENDS
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+APPEARANCE.
+
+
+Are all appearances deceitful? Have our senses been given us only to
+keep us in continual delusion? Is everything error? Do we live in a
+dream, surrounded by shadowy chimeras? We see the sun setting when he is
+already below the horizon; before he has yet risen we see him appear. A
+square tower seems to be round. A straight stick, thrust into the water,
+seems to be bent.
+
+You see your face in a mirror and the image appears to be behind the
+glass: it is, however, neither behind nor before it. This glass, which
+to the sight and the touch is so smooth and even, is no other than an
+unequal congregation of projections and cavities. The finest and fairest
+skin is a kind of bristled network, the openings of which are
+incomparably larger than the threads, and enclose an infinite number of
+minute hairs. Under this network there are liquors incessantly passing,
+and from it there issue continual exhalations which cover the whole
+surface. What we call large is to an elephant very small, and what we
+call small is to insects a world. The same motion which would be rapid
+to a snail would be very slow in the eye of an eagle. This rock, which
+is impenetrable by steel, is a sieve consisting of more pores than
+matter, and containing a thousand avenues of prodigious width leading to
+its centre, in which are lodged multitudes of animals, which may, for
+aught we know, think themselves the masters of the universe.
+
+Nothing is either as it appears to be, or in the place where we believe
+it to be. Several philosophers, tired of being constantly deceived by
+bodies, have in their spleen pronounced that bodies do not exist, and
+that there is nothing real but our minds. As well might they have
+concluded that, all appearances being false, and the nature of the soul
+being as little known as that of the matter, there is no reality in
+either body or soul. Perhaps it is this despair of knowing anything
+which has caused some Chinese philosophers to say that nothing is the
+beginning and the end of all things. This philosophy, so destructive to
+being, was well known in Molière's time. Doctor Macphurius represents
+the school; when teaching Sganarelle, he says, "You must not say, 'I am
+come,' but 'it seems to me that I am come'; for it may seem to you,
+without such being really the case." But at the present day a comic
+scene is not an argument, though it is sometimes better than an
+argument; and there is often as much pleasure in seeking after truth as
+in laughing at philosophy.
+
+You do not see the network, the cavities, the threads, the inequalities,
+the exhalations of that white and delicate skin which you idolize.
+Animals a thousand times less than a mite discern all these objects
+which escape your vision; they lodge, feed, and travel about in them, as
+in an extensive country, and those on the right arm are perfectly
+ignorant that there are creatures of their own species on the left. If
+you were so unfortunate as to see what they see, your charming skin
+would strike you with horror.
+
+The harmony of a concert, to which you listen with delight, must have on
+certain classes of minute animals the effect of terrible thunder; and
+perhaps it kills them. We see, touch, hear, feel things only in the way
+in which they ought to be seen, touched, heard, or felt by ourselves.
+
+All is in due proportion. The laws of optics, which show you an object
+in the water where it is not, and break a right line, are in entire
+accordance with those which make the sun appear to you with a diameter
+of two feet, although it is a million times larger than the earth. To
+see it in its true dimensions would require an eye collecting his rays
+at an angle as great as his disk, which is impossible. Our senses, then,
+assist much more than they deceive us.
+
+Motion, time, hardness, softness, dimensions, distance, approximation,
+strength, weakness, appearances, of whatever kind, all is relative. And
+who has created these relations?
+
+
+
+
+APROPOS.
+
+
+All great successes, of whatever kind, are founded upon things done or
+said apropos.
+
+Arnold of Brescia, John Huss, and Jerome of Prague did not come quite
+apropos; the people were not then sufficiently enlightened; the
+invention of printing had not then laid the abuses complained of before
+the eyes of every one. But when men began to read--when the populace,
+who were solicitous to escape purgatory, but at the same time wished not
+to pay too dear for indulgences, began to open their eyes, the reformers
+of the sixteenth century came quite apropos, and succeeded.
+
+It has been elsewhere observed that Cromwell under Elizabeth or Charles
+the Second, or Cardinal de Retz when Louis XIV. governed by himself,
+would have been very ordinary persons.
+
+Had Cæsar been born in the time of Scipio Africanus he would not have
+subjugated the Roman commonwealth; nor would Mahomet, could he rise
+again at the present day, be more than sheriff of Mecca. But if
+Archimedes and Virgil were restored, one would still be the best
+mathematician, the other the best poet of his country.
+
+
+
+
+ARABS;
+
+AND, OCCASIONALLY, ON THE BOOK OF JOB.
+
+
+If any one be desirous of obtaining a thorough knowledge of the
+antiquities of Arabia, it may be presumed that he will gain no more
+information than about those of Auvergne and Poitou. It is, however,
+certain, that the Arabs were of some consequence long before Mahomet.
+The Jews themselves say that Moses married an Arabian woman, and his
+father-in-law Jethro seems to have been a man of great good sense.
+
+Mecca is considered, and not without reason, as one of the most ancient
+cities in the world. It is, indeed, a proof of its antiquity that
+nothing but superstition could occasion the building of a town on such a
+spot, for it is in a sandy desert, where the water is brackish, so that
+the people die of hunger and thirst. The country a few miles to the east
+is the most delightful upon earth, the best watered and the most
+fertile. There the Arabs should have built, and not at Mecca. But it was
+enough for some charlatan, some false prophet, to give out his reveries,
+to make of Mecca a sacred spot and the resort of neighboring nations.
+Thus it was that the temple of Jupiter Ammon was built in the midst of
+sands. Arabia extends from northeast to southwest, from the desert of
+Jerusalem to Aden or Eden, about the fiftieth degree of north latitude.
+It is an immense country, about three times as large as Germany. It is
+very likely that its deserts of sand were brought thither by the waters
+of the ocean, and that its marine gulfs were once fertile lands.
+
+The belief in this nation's antiquity is favored by the circumstance
+that no historian speaks of its having been subjugated. It was not
+subdued even by Alexander, nor by any king of Syria, nor by the Romans.
+The Arabs, on the contrary, subjugated a hundred nations, from the Indus
+to the Garonne; and, having afterwards lost their conquests, they
+retired into their own country and did not mix with any other people.
+
+Having never been subject to nor mixed with other nations it is more
+than probable that they have preserved their manners and their language.
+Indeed, Arabic is, in some sense, the mother tongue of all Asia as far
+as the Indus; or rather, the prevailing tongue, for mother tongues have
+never existed. Their genius has never changed. They still compose their
+"Nights' Entertainments," as they did when they imagined one Bac or
+Bacchus, who passed through the Red Sea with three millions of men,
+women, and children; who stopped the sun and moon, and made streams of
+wine issue forth with a blow of his rod, which, when he chose, he
+changed into a serpent.
+
+A nation so isolated, and whose blood remains unmixed, cannot change its
+character. The Arabs of the desert have always been given to robbery,
+and those inhabiting the towns been fond of fables, poetry, and
+astronomy. It is said, in the historical preface to the Koran, that when
+any one of their tribes had a good poet the other tribes never failed to
+send deputies to that one on which God had vouchsafed to bestow so great
+a gift.
+
+The tribes assembled every year, by representatives, in an open place
+named Ocad, where verses were recited, nearly in the same way as is now
+done at Rome in the garden of the academy of the Arcadii, and this
+custom continued until the time of Mahomet. In his time, each one posted
+his verses on the door of the temple of Mecca. Labid, son of Rabia, was
+regarded as the Homer of Mecca; but, having seen the second chapter of
+the Koran, which Mahomet had posted, he fell on his knees before him,
+and said, "O Mahomet, son of Abdallah, son of Motalib, son of Achem,
+thou art a greater poet than I--thou art doubtless the prophet of God."
+
+The Arabs of Maden, Naïd, and Sanaa were no less generous than those of
+the desert were addicted to plunder. Among them, one friend was
+dishonored if he had refused his assistance to another. In their
+collection of verses, entitled _"Tograid",_ it is related that, "one
+day, in the temple of Mecca, three Arabs were disputing on generosity
+and friendship, and could not agree as to which, among those who then
+set the greatest examples of these virtues, deserved the preference.
+Some were for Abdallah, son of Giafar, uncle to Mahomet; others for
+Kais, son of Saad; and others for Arabad, of the tribe of As. After a
+long dispute they agreed to send a friend of Abdallah to him, a friend
+of Kais to Kais, and a friend of Arabad to Arabad, to try them all
+three, and to come and make their report to the assembly.
+
+"Then the friend of Abdallah went and said to him, 'Son of the uncle of
+Mahomet, I am on a journey and am destitute of everything.' Abdallah was
+mounted on his camel loaded with gold and silk; he dismounted with all
+speed, gave him his camel, and returned home on foot.
+
+"The second went and made application to his friend Kais, son of Saad.
+Kais was still asleep, and one of his domestics asked the traveller what
+he wanted. The traveller answered that he was the friend of Kais, and
+needed his assistance. The domestic said to him, 'I will not wake my
+master; but here are seven thousand pieces of gold, which are all that
+we at present have in the house. Take also a camel from the stable, and
+a slave; these will, I think, be sufficient for you until you reach your
+own house.' When Kais awoke, he chid the domestic for not having given
+more.
+
+"The third repaired to his friend Arabad, of the tribe of As. Arabad was
+blind, and was coming out of his house, leaning on two slaves, to pray
+to God in the temple of Mecca. As soon as he heard his friend's voice,
+he said to him, 'I possess nothing but my two slaves; I beg that you
+will take and sell them; I will go to the temple as well as I can, with
+my stick.'
+
+"The three disputants, having returned to the assembly, faithfully
+related what had happened. Many praises were bestowed on Abdallah, son
+of Giafar--on Kais, son of Saad--and on Arabad, of the tribe of As, but
+the preference was given to Arabad."
+
+The Arabs have several tales of this kind, but our western nations have
+none. Our romances are not in this taste. We have, indeed, several which
+turn upon trick alone, as those of Boccaccio, _"Guzman d'Alfarache,"_
+"Gil Bias," etc.
+
+
+_On Job, the Arab._
+
+It is clear that the Arabs at least possessed noble and exalted ideas.
+Those who are most conversant with the oriental languages think that the
+Book of Job, which is of the highest antiquity, was composed by an Arab
+of Idumaea. The most clear and indubitable proof is that the Hebrew
+translator has left in his translation more than a hundred Arabic words,
+which, apparently, he did not understand.
+
+Job, the hero of the piece, could not be a Hebrew, for he says, in the
+forty-second chapter, that having been restored to his former
+circumstances, he divided his possessions equally among his sons and
+daughters, which is directly contrary to the Hebrew law.
+
+It is most likely that, if this book had been composed after the period
+at which we place Moses, the author--who speaks of so many things and is
+not sparing of examples--would have mentioned some one of the
+astonishing prodigies worked by Moses, which were, doubtless, known to
+all the nations of Asia.
+
+In the very first chapter Satan appears before God and asks permission
+to tempt Job. _Satan_ was unknown in the Pentateuch; it was a Chaldæan
+word; a fresh proof that the Arabian author was in the neighborhood of
+Chaldæa.
+
+It has been thought that he might be a Jew because the Hebrew
+translator has put Jehovah instead of El, or Bel, or Sadai. But what man
+of the least information does not know that the word Jehovah was common
+to the Phoenicians, the Syrians, the Egyptians, and every people of
+the neighboring countries?
+
+A yet stronger proof--one to which there is no reply--is the knowledge
+of astronomy which appears in the Book of Job. Mention is here made of
+the constellations which we call Arcturus, Orion, the Pleiades, and even
+of those of "the chambers of the south." Now, the Hebrews had no
+knowledge of the sphere; they had not even a term to express astronomy;
+but the Arabs, like the Chaldæans, have always been famed for their
+skill in this science.
+
+It does, then, seem to be thoroughly proved that the Book of Job cannot
+have been written by a Jew, and that it was anterior to all the Jewish
+books, Philo and Josephus were too prudent to count it among those of
+the Hebrew canon. It is incontestably an Arabian parable or allegory.
+
+This is not all. We derive from it some knowledge of the customs of the
+ancient world, and especially of Arabia. Here we read of trading with
+the Indies; a commerce which the Arabs have in all ages carried on, but
+which the Jews never even heard of.
+
+Here, too, we see that the art of writing was in great cultivation, and
+that they already made great books.
+
+It cannot be denied that the commentator Calmet, profound as he is,
+violates all the rules of logic in pretending that Job announces the
+immortality of the soul and the resurrection of the body, when he says:
+
+"For I know that my Redeemer liveth. And though after my skin--worms
+destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God. But ye should say,
+Why persecute we him?--seeing the root of the matter is found in me. Be
+ye afraid of the sword; for wrath bringeth the punishment of the sword,
+that ye may know there is a judgment."
+
+Can anything be understood by those words, other than his hope of being
+cured? The immortality of the soul, and the resurrection of the body at
+the last day, are truths so indubitably announced in the New Testament,
+and so clearly proved by the fathers and the councils, that there is no
+need to attribute the first knowledge of them to an Arab. These great
+mysteries are not explained in any passage of the Hebrew Pentateuch; how
+then can they be explained in a single verse of Job and that in so
+obscure a manner? Calmet has no better reason for seeing in the words of
+Job the immortality of the soul, and the general resurrection, than he
+would have for discovering a disgraceful disease in the malady with
+which he was afflicted. Neither physics nor logic take the part of this
+commentator.
+
+As for this allegorical Book of Job: it being manifestly Arabian, we are
+at liberty to say that it has neither justness, method, nor precision.
+Yet it is perhaps the most ancient book that has been written, and the
+most valuable monument that has been found on this side the Euphrates.
+
+
+
+
+ARARAT.
+
+
+This is a mountain of Armenia, on which the ark rested. The question has
+long been agitated, whether the deluge was universal--whether it
+inundated the whole earth without exception, or only the portion of the
+earth which was then known. Those who have thought that it extended only
+to the tribes then existing, have founded their opinion on the inutility
+of flooding unpeopled lands, which reason seems very plausible. As for
+us, we abide by the Scripture text, without pretending to explain it.
+But we shall take greater liberty with Berosus, an ancient Chaldæan
+writer, of whom there are fragments preserved by Abydenus, quoted by
+Eusebius, and repeated word for word by George Syncellus. From these
+fragments we find that the Orientals of the borders of the Euxine, in
+ancient times, made Armenia the abode of their gods. In this they were
+imitated by the Greeks, who placed their deities on Mount Olympus. Men
+have always confounded human with divine things. Princes built their
+citadels on mountains; therefore they were also made the dwelling place
+of the gods, and became sacred. The summit of Mount Ararat is concealed
+by mists; therefore the gods hid themselves in those mists, sometimes
+vouchsafing to appear to mortals in fine weather.
+
+A god of that country, believed to have been Saturn, appeared one day to
+Xixuter, tenth king of Chaldæa, according to the computation of
+Africanus, Abydenus, and Apollodorus, and said to him:
+
+"On the fifteenth day of the month Oesi, mankind shall be destroyed by a
+deluge. Shut up close all your writings in Sipara, the city of the sun,
+that the memory of things may not be lost. Build a vessel; enter it with
+your relatives and friends; take with you birds and beasts; stock it
+with provisions, and, when you are asked, 'Whither are you going in that
+vessel?' answer, 'To the gods, to beg their favor for mankind.'"
+
+Xixuter built his vessel, which was two stadii wide, and five long; that
+it, its width was two hundred and fifty geometrical paces, and its
+length six hundred and twenty-five. This ship, which was to go upon the
+Black Sea, was a slow sailer. The flood came. When it had ceased Xixuter
+let some of his birds fly out, but, finding nothing to eat, they
+returned to the vessel. A few days afterwards he again set some of his
+birds at liberty, and they returned with mud in their claws. At last
+they went and returned no more. Xixuter did likewise: he quitted his
+ship, which had perched upon a mountain of Armenia, and he was seen no
+more; the gods took him away.
+
+There is probably something historic in this fable. The Euxine
+overflowed its banks, and inundated some portions of territory, and the
+king of Chaldæa hastened to repair the damage. We have in Rabelais tales
+no less ridiculous, founded on some small portion of truth. The ancient
+historians are, for the most part, serious Rabelais.
+
+As for Mount Ararat, it has been asserted that it was one of the
+mountains of Phrygia, and that it was called by a name answering that of
+ark, because it was enclosed by three rivers.
+
+There are thirty opinions respecting this mountain. How shall we
+distinguish the true one? That which the monks now call Ararat, was,
+they say, one of the limits of the terrestrial paradise--a paradise of
+which we find but few traces. It is a collection of rocks and
+precipices, covered with eternal snows. Tournefort went thither by order
+of Louis XIV. to seek for plants. He says that the whole neighborhood is
+horrible, and the mountain itself still more so; that he found snow four
+feet thick, and quite crystallized, and that there are perpendicular
+precipices on every side.
+
+The Dutch traveller, John Struys, pretends that he went thither also. He
+tells us that he ascended to the very top, to cure a hermit afflicted
+with a rupture.
+
+"His hermitage," says he, "was so distant from the earth that we did not
+reach it until the close of the seventh day, though each day we went
+five leagues." If, in this journey, he was constantly ascending, this
+Mount Ararat must be thirty-five leagues high. In the time of the
+Giants' war, a few Ararats piled one upon another would have made the
+ascent to the moon quite easy. John Struys, moreover, assures us that
+the hermit whom he cured presented him with a cross made of the wood of
+Noah's ark. Tournefort had not this advantage.
+
+
+
+
+ARIANISM.
+
+
+The great theological disputes, for twelve hundred years, were all
+Greek. What would Homer, Sophocles, Demosthenes, Archimedes, have said,
+had they witnessed the subtle cavillings which have cost so much blood.
+
+Arius has, even at this day, the honor of being regarded as the inventor
+of his opinion, as Calvin is considered to have been the founder of
+Calvinism. The pride in being the head of a sect is the second of this
+world's vanities; for that of conquest is said to be the first. However,
+it is certain that neither Arius nor Calvin is entitled to the
+melancholy glory of invention. The quarrel about the Trinity existed
+long before Arius took part in it, in the disputatious town of
+Alexandria, where it had been beyond the power of Euclid to make men
+think calmly and justly. There never was a people more frivolous than
+the Alexandrians; in this respect they far exceeded even the Parisians.
+
+There must already have been warm disputes about the Trinity; since the
+patriarch, who composed the "Alexandrian Chronicle," preserved at
+Oxford, assures us that the party embraced by Arius was supported by two
+thousand priests.
+
+We will here, for the reader's convenience, give what is said of Arius
+in a small book which every one may not have at hand: Here is an
+incomprehensible question, which, for more than sixteen hundred years,
+has furnished exercise for curiosity, for sophistic subtlety, for
+animosity, for the spirit of cabal, for the fury of dominion, for the
+rage of persecution, for blind and sanguinary fanaticism, for barbarous
+credulity, and which has produced more horrors than the ambition of
+princes, which ambition has occasioned very many. Is Jesus the Word? If
+He be the Word, did He emanate from God in time or before time? If He
+emanated from God, is He coeternal and consubstantial with Him, or is He
+of a similar substance? Is He distinct from Him, or is He not? Is He
+made or begotten? Can He beget in his turn? Has He paternity? or
+productive virtue without paternity? Is the Holy Ghost made? or
+begotten? or produced? or proceeding from the Father? or proceeding from
+the Son? or proceeding from both? Can He beget? can He produce? is His
+hypostasis consubstantial with the hypostasis of the Father and the Son?
+and how is it that, having the same nature--the same essence as the
+Father and the Son, He cannot do the same things done by these persons
+who are Himself?
+
+These questions, so far above reason, certainly needed the decision of
+an infallible church. The Christians sophisticated, cavilled, hated, and
+excommunicated one another, for some of these dogmas inaccessible to
+human intellect, before the time of Arius and Athanasius. The Egyptian
+Greeks were remarkably clever; they would split a hair into four, but on
+this occasion they split it only into three. Alexandros, bishop of
+Alexandria, thought proper to preach that God, being necessarily
+individual--single--a monad in the strictest sense of the word, this
+monad is triune.
+
+The priest Arius, whom we call Arius, was quite scandalized by
+Alexandros's monad, and explained the thing in quite a different way. He
+cavilled in part like the priest Sabellius, who had cavilled like the
+Phrygian Praxeas, who was a great caviller. Alexandros quickly assembled
+a small council of those of his own opinion, and excommunicated his
+priest. Eusebius, bishop of Nicomedia, took the part of Arius. Thus the
+whole Church was in a flame.
+
+The Emperor Constantine was a villain; I confess it--a parricide, who
+had smothered his wife in a bath, cut his son's throat, assassinated his
+father-in-law, his brother-in-law, and his nephew; I cannot deny it--a
+man puffed up with pride and immersed in pleasure; granted--a detestable
+tyrant, like his children; _transeat_--but he was a man of sense. He
+would not have obtained the empire, and subdued all his rivals, had he
+not reasoned justly.
+
+When he saw the flames of civil war lighted among the scholastic brains,
+he sent the celebrated Bishop Osius with dissuasive letters to the two
+belligerent parties. "You are great fools," he expressly tells them in
+this letter, "to quarrel about things which you do not understand. It is
+unworthy the gravity of your ministry to make so much noise about so
+trifling a matter."
+
+By "so trifling a matter," Constantine meant not what regards the
+Divinity, but the incomprehensible manner in which they were striving to
+explain the nature of the Divinity. The Arabian patriarch, who wrote the
+history of the Church of Alexandria, makes Osius, on presenting the
+emperor's letter, speak in nearly the following words:
+
+"My brethren, Christianity is just beginning to enjoy the blessings of
+peace, and you would plunge it into eternal discord. The emperor has but
+too much reason to tell you that you quarrel about a very trifling
+matter. Certainly, had the object of the dispute been essential, Jesus
+Christ, whom we all acknowledge as our legislator, would have mentioned
+it. God would not have sent His Son on earth, to return without teaching
+us our catechism. Whatever He has not expressly told us is the work of
+men and error is their portion. Jesus has commanded you to love one
+another, and you begin by hating one another and stirring up discord in
+the empire. Pride alone has given birth to these disputes, and Jesus,
+your Master, has commanded you to be humble. Not one among you can know
+whether Jesus is made or begotten. And in what does His nature concern
+you, provided your own is to be just and reasonable? What has the vain
+science of words to do with the morality which should guide your
+actions? You cloud our doctrines with mysteries--you, who were designed
+to strengthen religion by your virtues. Would you leave the Christian
+religion a mass of sophistry? Did Christ come for this? Cease to
+dispute, humble yourselves, edify one another, clothe the naked, feed
+the hungry, and pacify the quarrels of families, instead of giving
+scandal to the whole empire by your dissensions."
+
+But Osius addressed an obstinate audience. The Council of Nice was
+assembled and the Roman Empire was torn by a spiritual civil war. This
+war brought on others and mutual persecution has continued from age to
+age, unto this day.
+
+The melancholy part of the affair was that as soon as the council was
+ended the persecution began; but Constantine, when he opened it, did not
+yet know how he should act, nor upon whom the persecution should fall.
+He was not a Christian, though he was at the head of the Christians.
+Baptism alone then constituted Christianity, and he had not been
+baptized; he had even rebuilt the Temple of Concord at Rome. It was,
+doubtless, perfectly indifferent to him whether Alexander of Alexandria,
+or Eusebius of Nicomedia, and the priest Arius, were right or wrong; it
+is quite evident, from the letter given above, that he had a profound
+contempt for the dispute.
+
+But there happened that which always happens and always will happen in
+every court. The enemies of those who were afterwards named Arians
+accused Eusebius of Nicomedia of having formerly taken part with
+Licinius against the emperor. "_I_ have proofs of it," said Constantine
+in his letter to the Church of Nicomedia, "from the priests and deacons
+in his train whom I have taken," etc.
+
+Thus, from the time of the first great council, intrigue, cabal, and
+persecution were established, together with the tenets of the Church,
+without the power to derogate from their sanctity. Constantine gave the
+chapels of those who did not believe in the consubstantiality to those
+who did believe in it; confiscated the property of the dissenters to his
+own profit, and used his despotic power to exile Arius and his
+partisans, who were not then the strongest. It has even been said that
+of his own private authority he condemned to death whosoever should not
+burn the writings of Arius; but this is not true. Constantine, prodigal
+as he was of human blood, did not carry his cruelty to so mad and absurd
+an excess as to order his executioners to assassinate the man who should
+keep an heretical book, while he suffered the heresiarch to live.
+
+At court everything soon changes. Several non-consubstantial bishops,
+with some of the eunuchs and the women, spoke in favor of Arius, and
+obtained the reversal of the _lettre de cachet_. The same thing has
+repeatedly happened in our modern courts on similar occasions.
+
+The celebrated Eusebius, bishop of Cæsarea, known by his writings, which
+evince no great discernment, strongly accused Eustatius, bishop of
+Antioch, of being a Sabellian; and Eustatius accused Eusebius of being
+an Arian. A council was assembled at Antioch; Eusebius gained his cause;
+Eustatius was displaced; and the See of Antioch was offered to Eusebius,
+who would not accept it; the two parties armed against each other, and
+this was the prelude to controversial warfare. Constantine, who had
+banished Arius for not believing in the consubstantial Son, now banished
+Eustatius for believing in Him; nor are such revolutions uncommon.
+
+St. Athanasius was then bishop of Alexandria. He would not admit Arius,
+whom the emperor had sent thither, into the town, saying that "Arius was
+excommunicated; that an excommunicated man ought no longer to have
+either home or country; that he could neither eat nor sleep anywhere;
+and that it was better to obey God than man." A new council was
+forthwith held at Tyre, and new _lettres de cachet_ were issued.
+Athanasius was removed by the Tyrian fathers and banished to Trèves.
+Thus Arius, and Athanasius, his greatest enemy, were condemned in turn
+by a man who was not yet a Christian:
+
+The two factions alike employed artifice, fraud, and calumny, according
+to the old and eternal usage. Constantine left them to dispute and
+cabal, for he had other occupations. It was at that time that this _good
+prince_ assassinated his son, his wife, and his nephew, the young
+Licinius, the hope of the empire, who was not yet twelve years old.
+
+Under Constantine, Arius' party was constantly victorious. The opposite
+party has unblushingly written that one day St. Macarius, one of the
+most ardent followers of Athanasius, knowing that Arius was on the way
+to the cathedral of Constantinople, followed by several of his brethren,
+prayed so ardently to God to confound this heresiarch that God could not
+resist the prayer; and immediately all Arius' bowels passed through his
+fundament--which is impossible. But at length Arius died.
+
+Constantine followed him a year afterwards, and it is said he died of
+leprosy. Julian, in his "Cæsars," says that baptism, which this emperor
+received a few hours before his death, cured no one of this distemper.
+
+As his children reigned after him the flattery of the Roman people, who
+had long been slaves, was carried to such an excess that those of the
+old religion made him a god, and those of the new made him a saint. His
+feast was long kept, together with that of his mother.
+
+After his death, the troubles caused by the single word "consubstantial"
+agitated the empire with renewed violence. Constantius, son and
+successor to Constantine, imitated all his father's cruelties, and,
+like him, held councils--which councils anathematized one another.
+Athanasius went over all Europe and Asia to support his party, but the
+Eusebians overwhelmed him. Banishment, imprisonment, tumult, murder, and
+assassination signalized the close of the reign of Constantius. Julian,
+the Church's mortal enemy, did his utmost to restore peace to the
+Church, but was unsuccessful. Jovian, and after him Valentinian, gave
+entire liberty of conscience, but the two parties accepted it only as
+the liberty to exercise their hatred and their fury.
+
+Theodosius declared for the Council of Nice, but the Empress Justina,
+who reigned in Italy, Illyria, and Africa, as guardian of the young
+Valentinian, proscribed the great Council of Nice; and soon after the
+Goths, Vandals, and Burgundians, who spread themselves over so many
+provinces, finding Arianism established in them, embraced it in order to
+govern the conquered nations by the religion of those nations.
+
+But the Nicæan faith having been received by the Gauls, their conqueror,
+Clovis, followed that communion for the very same reason that the other
+barbarians had professed the faith of Arius.
+
+In Italy, the great Theodoric kept peace between the two parties, and at
+last the Nicæan formula prevailed in the east and in the west. Arianism
+reappeared about the middle of the sixteenth century, favored by the
+religious disputes which then divided Europe; and it reappeared, armed
+with new strength and a still greater incredulity. Forty gentlemen of
+Vicenza formed an academy, in which such tenets only were established as
+appeared necessary to make men Christians. Jesus was acknowledged as the
+Word, as Saviour, and as Judge; but His divinity, His consubstantiality,
+and even the Trinity, were denied.
+
+Of these dogmatizers, the principal were Lælius Socinus, Ochin, Pazuta,
+and Gentilis, who were joined by Servetus. The unfortunate dispute of
+the latter with Calvin is well known; they carried on for some time an
+interchange of abuse by letter. Servetus was so imprudent as to pass
+through Geneva, on his way to Germany. Calvin was cowardly enough to
+have him arrested, and barbarous enough to have him condemned to be
+roasted by a slow fire--the same punishment which Calvin himself had
+narrowly escaped in France. Nearly all the theologians of that time were
+by turns persecuting and persecuted, executioners and victims.
+
+The same Calvin solicited the death of Gentilis at Geneva. He found five
+advocates to subscribe that Gentilis deserved to perish in the flames.
+Such horrors were worthy of that abominable age. Gentilis was put in
+prison, and was on the point of being burned like Servetus, but he was
+better advised than the Spaniard; he retracted, bestowed the most
+ridiculous praises on Calvin, and was saved. But he had afterwards the
+ill fortune, through not having made terms with a bailiff of the canton
+of Berne, to be arrested as an Arian. There were witnesses who deposed
+that he had said that the words _trinity, essence, hypostasis_ were not
+to be found in the Scriptures, and on this deposition the judges, who
+were as ignorant of the meaning of _hypostasis_ as himself, condemned
+him, without at all arguing the question, to lose his head.
+
+Faustus Socinus, nephew to Lælius Socinus, and his companions were more
+fortunate in Germany. They penetrated into Silesia and Poland, founded
+churches there, wrote, preached, and were successful, but at length,
+their religion being divested of almost every mystery, and a
+philosophical and peaceful, rather than a militant sect, they were
+abandoned; and the Jesuits, who had more influence, persecuted and
+dispersed them.
+
+The remains of this sect in Poland, Germany, and Holland keep quiet and
+concealed; but in England the sect has reappeared with greater strength
+and éclat. The great Newton and Locke embraced it. Samuel Clarke, the
+celebrated rector of St. James, and author of an excellent book on the
+existence of God, openly declared himself an Arian, and his disciples
+are very numerous. He would never attend his parish church on the day
+when the Athanasian Creed was recited. In the course of this work will
+be seen the subtleties which all these obstinate persons, who were not
+so much Christians as philosophers, opposed to the purity of the
+Catholic faith.
+
+Although among the theologians of London there was a large flock of
+Arians, the public mind there has been more occupied by the great
+mathematical truths discovered by Newton, and the metaphysical wisdom of
+Locke. Disputes on consubstantiality appear very dull to philosophers.
+The same thing happened to Newton in England as to Corneille in France,
+whose _"Pertharite,"_ "_Théodore,_" and _"Recueil de Vers"_ were
+forgotten, while _"Cinna"_ was alone thought of. Newton was looked upon
+as God's interpreter, in the calculation of fluxions, the laws of
+gravitation, and the nature of light. On his death, his pall was borne
+by the peers and the chancellor of the realm, and his remains were laid
+near the tombs of the kings--than whom he is more revered. Servetus, who
+is said to have discovered the circulation of the blood, was roasted by
+a slow fire, in a little town of the Allobroges, ruled by a theologian
+of Picardy.
+
+
+
+
+ARISTEAS.
+
+
+Shall men forever be deceived in the most indifferent as well as the
+most serious things? A pretended Aristeas would make us believe that he
+had the Old Testament translated into Greek for the use of Ptolemy
+Philadelphus--just as the Duke de Montausier had commentaries written on
+the best Latin authors for the dauphin, who made no use of them.
+
+According to this Aristeas, Ptolemy, burning with desire to be
+acquainted with the Jewish books, and to know those laws which the
+meanest Jew in Alexandria could have translated for fifty crowns,
+determined to send a solemn embassy to the high-priest of the Jews of
+Jerusalem; to deliver a hundred and twenty thousand Jewish slaves, whom
+his father, Ptolemy Soter, had made prisoners in Judæa, and in order to
+assist them in performing the journey agreeably, to give them about
+forty crowns each of our money--amounting in the whole to fourteen
+millions four hundred thousand of our livres, or about five hundred and
+seventy-six thousand pounds.
+
+Ptolemy did not content himself with this unheard-of liberality. He sent
+to the temple a large table of massive gold, enriched all over with
+precious stones, and had engraved upon it a chart of the Meander, a
+river of Phrygia, the course of which river was marked with rubies and
+emeralds. It is obvious how charming such a chart of the Meander must
+have been to the Jews. This table was loaded with two immense golden
+vases, still more richly worked. He also gave thirty other golden and an
+infinite number of silver vases. Never was a book so dearly paid for;
+the whole Vatican library might be had for a less amount.
+
+Eleazar, the pretended high-priest of Jerusalem, sent ambassadors in his
+turn, who presented only a letter written upon fine vellum in characters
+of gold. It was an act worthy of the Jews, to give a bit of parchment
+for about thirty millions of livres. Ptolemy was so much delighted with
+Eleazar's style that he shed tears of joy.
+
+The ambassador dined with the king and the chief priests of Egypt. When
+grace was to be said, the Egyptians yielded the honor to the Jews. With
+these ambassadors came seventy-two interpreters, six from each of the
+twelve tribes, who had all learned Greek perfectly at Jerusalem. It is
+really a pity that of these twelve tribes ten were entirely lost, and
+had disappeared from the face of the earth so many ages before; but
+Eleazar, the high-priest, found them again, on purpose to send
+translators to Ptolemy.
+
+The seventy-two interpreters were shut up in the island of Pharos. Each
+of them completed his translation in seventy-two days, and all the
+translations were found to be word for word alike. This is called the
+Septuagint or translation of the seventy, though it should have been
+called the translation of the seventy-two.
+
+As soon as the king had received these books he worshipped them--he was
+so good a Jew. Each interpreter received three talents of gold, and
+there were sent to the high-sacrificer--in return for his parchment--ten
+couches of silver, a crown of gold, censers and cups of gold, a vase of
+thirty talents of silver--that is, of the weight of about sixty thousand
+crowns--with ten purple robes, and a hundred pieces of the finest linen.
+
+Nearly all this fine story is faithfully repeated by the historian
+Josephus, who never exaggerates anything. St. Justin improves upon
+Josephus. He says that Ptolemy applied to King Herod, and not to the
+high-priest Eleazar. He makes Ptolemy send two ambassadors to
+Herod--which adds much to the marvellousness of the tale, for we know
+that Herod was not born until long after the reign of Ptolemy
+Philadelphus.
+
+It is needless to point out the profusion of anachronisms in these and
+all such romances, or the swarm of contradictions and enormous blunders
+into which the Jewish author falls in every sentence; yet this fable was
+regarded for ages as an incontestable truth; and, the better to exercise
+the credulity of the human mind, every writer who repeated it added or
+retrenched in his own way, so that, to believe it all, it was necessary
+to believe it in a hundred different ways. Some smile at these
+absurdities which whole nations have swallowed, while others sigh over
+the imposture. The infinite diversity of these falsehoods multiplies the
+followers of Democritus and Heraclitus.
+
+
+
+
+ARISTOTLE.
+
+
+It is not to be believed that Alexander's preceptor, chosen by Philip,
+was wrong-headed and pedantic. Philip was assuredly a judge, being
+himself well informed, and the rival of Demosthenes in eloquence.
+
+_Aristotle's Logic._
+
+Aristotle's logic--his art of reasoning--is so much the more to be
+esteemed as he had to deal with the Greeks, who were continually holding
+captious arguments, from which fault his master Plato was even less
+exempt than others.
+
+Take, for example, the article by which, in the _"Phædon"_ Plato proves
+the immortality of the soul:
+
+"Do you not say that death is the opposite of life? Yes. And that they
+spring from each other? Yes. What, then, is it that springs from the
+living? The dead. And what from the dead? The living. It is, then, from
+the dead that all living creatures arise. Consequently, souls exist
+after death in the infernal regions."
+
+Sure and unerring rules were wanted to unravel this extraordinary
+nonsense, which, through Plato's reputation, fascinated the minds of
+men. It was necessary to show that Plato gave a loose meaning to all his
+words.
+
+Death does not spring from life, but the living man ceases to live. The
+living springs not from the dead, but from a living man who subsequently
+dies. Consequently, the conclusion that all living things spring from
+dead ones is ridiculous.
+
+From this conclusion you draw another, which is no way included in the
+premises, that souls are in the infernal regions after death. It should
+first have been proved that dead bodies are in the infernal regions, and
+that the souls accompany them.
+
+There is not a correct word in your argument. You should have said--That
+which thinks has no parts; that which has no parts is indestructible:
+therefore, the thinking faculty in us, having no parts, is
+indestructible. Or--the body dies because it is divisible; the soul is
+indivisible; therefore it does not die. Then you would at least have
+been understood.
+
+It is the same with all the captious reasonings of the Greeks. A master
+taught rhetoric to his disciple on condition that he should pay him
+after the first cause that he gained. The disciple intended never to pay
+him. He commenced an action against his master, saying: "I will never
+pay you anything, for, if I lose my cause I was not to pay you until I
+had gained it, and if I gain it my demand is that I may not pay you."
+
+The master retorted, saying: "If you lose you must pay; if you gain you
+must also pay; for our bargain is that you shall pay me after the first
+cause that you have gained."
+
+It is evident that all this turns on an ambiguity. Aristotle teaches how
+to remove it, by putting the necessary terms in the argument:
+
+A sum is not due until the day appointed for its payment. The day
+appointed is that when a cause shall have been gained. No cause has yet
+been gained. Therefore the day appointed has not yet arrived. Therefore
+the disciple does not yet owe anything.
+
+But _not yet_ does not mean _never_. So that the disciple instituted a
+ridiculous action. The master, too, had no right to demand anything,
+since the day appointed had not arrived. He must wait until the disciple
+had pleaded some other cause.
+
+Suppose a conquering people were to stipulate that they would restore to
+the conquered only one-half of their ships; then, having sawed them in
+two, and having thus given back the exact half, were to pretend that
+they had fulfilled the treaty. It is evident that this would be a very
+criminal equivocation.
+
+Aristotle did, then, render a great service to mankind by preventing all
+ambiguity; for this it is which causes all misunderstandings in
+philosophy, in theology, and in public affairs. The pretext for the
+unfortunate war of 1756 was an equivocation respecting Acadia.
+
+It is true that natural good sense, combined with the habit of
+reasoning, may dispense with Aristotle's rules. A man who has a good ear
+and voice may sing well without musical rules, but it is better to know
+them.
+
+_His Physics._
+
+They are but little understood, but it is more than probable that
+Aristotle understood himself, and was understood in his own time. We are
+strangers to the language of the Greeks; we do not attach to the same
+words the same ideas.
+
+For instance, when he says, in his seventh chapter, that the principles
+of bodies are matter, privation, and form, he seems to talk egregious
+nonsense; but such is not the case. Matter, with him, is the first
+principle of everything--the subject of everything--indifferent to
+everything. Form is essential to its becoming any certain thing.
+Privation is that which distinguishes any being from all those things
+which are not in it. Matter may, indifferently, become a rose or an
+apple; but, when it is an apple or a rose it is deprived of all that
+would make it silver or lead. Perhaps this truth was not worth the
+trouble of repeating; but we have nothing here but what is quite
+intelligible, and nothing at all impertinent.
+
+The "act of that which is in power" also seems a ridiculous phrase,
+though it is no more so than the one just noticed. Matter may become
+whatever you will--fire, earth, water, vapor, metal, mineral, animal,
+tree, flower. This is all that is meant by the expression, _act in
+power_. So that there was nothing ridiculous to the Greeks in saying
+that motion was an act of power, since matter may be moved; and it is
+very likely that Aristotle understood thereby that motion was not
+essential to matter.
+
+Aristotle's physics must necessarily have been very bad in detail. This
+was common to all philosophers until the time when the Galileos, the
+Torricellis, the Guerickes, the Drebels, and the Academy del Cimento
+began to make experiments. Natural philosophy is a mine which cannot be
+explored without instruments that were unknown to the ancients. They
+remained on the brink of the abyss, and reasoned upon without seeing its
+contents.
+
+_Aristotle's Treatise on Animals._
+
+His researches relative to animals formed, on the contrary, the best
+book of antiquity, because here Aristotle made use of his eyes.
+Alexander furnished him with all the rare animals of Europe, Asia, and
+Africa. This was one fruit of his conquests. In this way that hero spent
+immense sums, which at this day would terrify all the guardians of the
+royal treasury, and which should immortalize Alexander's glory, of which
+we have already spoken.
+
+At the present day a hero, when he has the misfortune to make war, can
+scarcely give any encouragement to the sciences; he must borrow money of
+a Jew, and consult other Jews in order to make the substance of his
+subjects flow into his coffer of the Danaides, whence it escapes through
+a thousand openings. Alexander sent to Aristotle elephants,
+rhinoceroses, tigers, lions, crocodiles, gazelles, eagles, ostriches,
+etc.; and we, when by chance a rare animal is brought to our fairs, go
+and admire it for sixpence, and it dies before we know anything about
+it.
+
+_Of the Eternal World._
+
+Aristotle expressly maintains, in his book on heaven, chap, xi., that
+the world is eternal. This was the opinion of all antiquity, excepting
+the Epicureans. He admitted a God--a first mover--and defined Him to be
+"one, eternal, immovable, indivisible, without qualities."
+
+He must, therefore, have regarded the world as emanating from God, as
+the light emanates from the sun, and is co-existent with it. About the
+celestial spheres he was as ignorant as all the rest of the
+philosophers. Copernicus was not yet come.
+
+_His Metaphysics._
+
+God being the first mover, He gives motion to the soul. But what is God,
+and what is the soul, according to him? The soul is an _entelechia_. "It
+is," says he, "a principle and an act--a nourishing, feeling, and
+reasoning power." This can only mean that we have the faculties of
+nourishing ourselves, of feeling, and of reasoning. The Greeks no more
+knew what an _entelechia_ was than do the South Sea islanders; nor have
+our doctors any more knowledge of what a soul is.
+
+_His Morals._
+
+Aristotle's morals, like all others, are good, for there are not two
+systems of morality. Those of Confucius, of Zoroaster, of Pythagoras, of
+Aristotle, of Epictetus, of Antoninus, are absolutely the same. God has
+placed in every breast the knowledge of good, with some inclination for
+evil.
+
+Aristotle says that to be virtuous three things are necessary--nature,
+reason, and habit; and nothing is more true. Without a good disposition,
+virtue is too difficult; reason strengthens it; and habit renders good
+actions as familiar as a daily exercise to which one is accustomed.
+
+He enumerates all the virtues, and does not fail to place friendship
+among them. He distinguishes friendship between equals, between
+relatives, between guests, and between lovers. Friendship springing from
+the rights of hospitality is no longer known among us. That which, among
+the ancients, was the sacred bond of society is, with us, nothing but an
+innkeeper's reckoning; and as for lovers, it is very rarely nowadays
+that virtue has anything to do with love. We think we owe nothing to a
+woman to whom we have a thousand times promised everything.
+
+It is a melancholy reflection that our first thinkers have never ranked
+friendship among the virtues--have rarely recommended friendship; but,
+on the contrary, have often seemed to breathe enmity, like tyrants, who
+dread all associations.
+
+It is, moreover, with very good reason that Aristotle places all the
+virtues between the two extremes. He was, perhaps, the first who
+assigned them this place. He expressly says that piety is the medium
+between atheism and superstition.
+
+_His Rhetoric._
+
+It was probably his rules for rhetoric and poetry that Cicero and
+Quintilian had in view. Cicero, in his "Orator" says that "no one had
+more science, sagacity, invention, or judgment." Quintilian goes so far
+as to praise, not only the extent of his knowledge, but also the suavity
+of his elocution--_suavitatem eloquendi._
+
+Aristotle would have an orator well informed respecting laws, finances,
+treaties, fortresses, garrisons, provisions, and merchandise. The
+orators in the parliaments of England, the diets of Poland, the states
+of Sweden, the _pregadi_ of Venice, etc., would not find these lessons
+of Aristotle unprofitable; to other nations, perhaps, they would be so.
+He would have his orator know the passions and manners of men, and the
+humors of every condition.
+
+I think there is not a single nicety of the art which has escaped him.
+He particularly commends the citing of instances where public affairs
+are spoken of; nothing has so great an effect on the minds of men.
+
+What he says on this subject proves that he wrote his "Rhetoric" long
+before Alexander was appointed captain-general of the Greeks against the
+great king.
+
+"If," says he, "any one had to prove to the Greeks that it is to their
+interest to oppose the enterprises of the king of Persia, and to prevent
+him from making himself master of Egypt, he should first remind them
+that Darius Ochus would not attack Greece until Egypt was in his power;
+he should remark that Xerxes had pursued the same course; he should add
+that it was not to be doubted that Darius Codomannus would do the same;
+and that, therefore, they must not suffer him to take possession of
+Egypt."
+
+He even permits, in speeches delivered to great assemblies, the
+introduction of parables and fables; they always strike the multitude.
+He relates some ingenious ones, which are of the highest antiquity, as
+the horse that implored the assistance of man to avenge himself on the
+stag, and became a slave through having sought a protector.
+
+It may be remarked that, in the second book, where he treats of arguing
+from the greater to the less, he gives an example which plainly shows
+what was the opinion of Greece, and probably of Asia, respecting the
+extent of the power of the gods.
+
+"If," says he, "it be true that the gods themselves, enlightened as they
+are, cannot know everything, much less can men." This passage clearly
+proves that omniscience was not then attributed to the Divinity. It was
+conceived that the gods could not know what was not; the future was not,
+therefore it seemed impossible that they should know it. This is the
+opinion of the Socinians at the present day.
+
+But to return to Aristotle's "Rhetoric." What I shall chiefly remark on
+in his book on elocution and diction is the good sense with which he
+condemns those who would be poets in prose. He would have pathos, but he
+banishes bombast, and proscribes useless epithets. Indeed, Demosthenes
+and Cicero, who followed his precepts, never affected the poetic style
+in their speeches. "The style," says Aristotle, "must always be
+conformable to the subject."
+
+Nothing can be more misplaced than to speak of physics poetically, and
+lavish figure and ornament where there should be only method, clearness,
+and truth. It is the quackery of a man who would pass off false systems
+under cover of an empty noise of words. Weak minds are caught by the
+bait, and strong minds disdain it.
+
+Among us the funeral oration has taken possession of the poetic style in
+prose; but this branch of oratory, consisting almost entirely of
+exaggeration, seems privileged to borrow the ornaments of poetry.
+
+The writers of romances have sometimes taken this licence. La Calprenède
+was, I think, the first who thus transposed the limits of the arts, and
+abused this facility. The author of "Telemachus" was pardoned through
+consideration for Homer, whom he imitated, though he could not make
+verses, and still more in consideration of his morality, in which he
+infinitely surpasses Homer, who has none at all. But he owed his
+popularity chiefly to the criticism on the pride of Louis XIV. and the
+harshness of Louvois, which, it was thought, were discoverable in
+"Telemachus."
+
+Be this as it may, nothing can be a better proof of Aristotle's good
+sense and good taste than his having assigned to everything its proper
+place.
+
+_Aristotle on Poetry._
+
+Where, in our modern nations, shall we find a natural philosopher, a
+geometrician, a metaphysician, or even a moralist who has spoken well on
+the subject of poetry? They teem with the names of Homer, Virgil,
+Sophocles, Ariosto, Tasso, and so many others who have charmed the world
+by the harmonious productions of their genius, but they feel not their
+beauties; or if they feel them they would annihilate them.
+
+How ridiculous is it in Pascal to say: "As we say poetical beauty, we
+should likewise say geometrical beauty, and medicinal beauty. Yet we do
+not say so, and the reason is that we well know what is the object of
+geometry, and what is the object of medicine, but we do not know in what
+the peculiar charm--which is the object of poetry--consists. We know not
+what that natural model is which must be imitated; and for want of this
+knowledge we have invented certain fantastic terms, as age of gold,
+wonder of the age, fatal wreath, fair star, etc. And this jargon we call
+poetic beauty."
+
+The pitifulness of this passage is sufficiently obvious. We know that
+there is nothing beautiful in a medicine, nor in the properties of a
+triangle; and that we apply the term "beautiful" only to that which
+raises admiration in our minds and gives pleasure to our senses. Thus
+reasons Aristotle; and Pascal here reasons very ill. Fatal wreath, fair
+star, have never been poetic beauties. If he wished to know what is
+poetic beauty, he had only to read.
+
+Nicole wrote against the stage, about which he had not a single idea;
+and was seconded by one Dubois, who was as ignorant of the _belles
+lettres_ as himself.
+
+Even Montesquieu, in his amusing "Persian Letters," has the petty vanity
+to think that Homer and Virgil are nothing in comparison with one who
+imitates with spirit and success Dufrénoy's _"Siamois,"_ and fills his
+book with bold assertions, without which it would not have been read.
+"What," says he, "are epic poems? I know them not. I despise the lyric
+as much as I esteem the tragic poets." He should not, however, have
+despised Pindar and Horace quite so much. Aristotle did not despise
+Pindar.
+
+Descartes did, it is true, write for Queen Christina a little
+_divertissement_ in verse, which was quite worthy of his _matière
+cannelée_.
+
+Malebranche could not distinguish Corneille's _"Qu'il mourût"_ from a
+line of Jodèle's or Garnier's.
+
+What a man, then, was Aristotle, who traced the rules of tragedy with
+the same hand with which he had laid down those of dialectics, of
+morals, of politics, and lifted, as far as he found it possible, the
+great veil of nature!
+
+To his fourth chapter on poetry Boileau is indebted for these fine
+lines:
+
+ _Il n'est point de serpent, ni de monstre odieux_
+ _Qui, par l'art imité, ne puisse plaire aux yeux._
+ _D'un pinceau délicat l'artifice agréable_
+ _Du plus affreux object fait un objet aimable;_
+ _Ainsi, pour nous charmer, la tragédie eut pleurs_
+ _D'OEdipe tout-sanglant fit parler les douleurs._
+
+ Each horrid shape, each object of affright,
+ Nice imitation teaches to delight;
+ So does the skilful painter's pleasing art
+ Attractions to the darkest form impart;
+ So does the tragic Muse, dissolved in tears.
+ With tales of woe and sorrow charm our ears.
+
+Aristotle says: "Imitation and harmony have produced poetry. We see
+terrible animals, dead or dying men, in a picture, with
+pleasure--objects which in nature would inspire us only with fear and
+sorrow. The better they are imitated the more complete is our
+satisfaction."
+
+This fourth chapter of Aristotle's reappears almost entire in Horace and
+Boileau. The laws which he gives in the following chapters are at this
+day those of our good writers, excepting only what relates to the
+choruses and music. His idea that tragedy was instituted to purify the
+passions has been warmly combated; but if he meant, as I believe he did,
+that an incestuous love might be subdued by witnessing the misfortune of
+Phædra, or anger be repressed by beholding the melancholy example of
+Ajax, there is no longer any difficulty.
+
+This philosopher expressly commands that there be always the heroic in
+tragedy and the ridiculous in comedy. This is a rule from which it is,
+perhaps, now becoming too customary to depart.
+
+
+
+
+ARMS--ARMIES.
+
+
+It is worthy of consideration that there have been and still are, upon
+the earth societies without armies. The Brahmins, who long governed
+nearly all the great Indian Chersonesus; the primitives, called Quakers,
+who governed Pennsylvania; some American tribes, some in the centre of
+Africa, the Samoyedes, the Laplanders, the Kamchadales, have never
+marched with colors flying to destroy their neighbors.
+
+The Brahmins were the most considerable of all these pacific nations;
+their caste, which is so ancient, which is still existing, and compared
+with which all other institutions are quite recent, is a prodigy which
+cannot be sufficiently admired. Their religion and their policy always
+concurred in abstaining from the shedding of blood, even of that of the
+meanest animal. Where such is the regime, subjugation is easy; they have
+been subjugated, but have not changed.
+
+The Pennsylvanians never had an army; they always held war in
+abhorrence.
+
+Several of the American tribes did not know what an army was until the
+Spaniards came to exterminate them all. The people on the borders of the
+Icy Sea are ignorant alike of armies, of the god of armies, of
+battalions, and of squadrons.
+
+Besides these populations, the priests and monks do not bear arms in
+any country--at least when they observe the laws of their institution.
+
+It is only among Christians that there have been religious societies
+established for the purpose of fighting--as the Knights Templars, the
+Knights of St. John, the Knights of the Teutonic Order, the Knights
+Swordbearers. These religious orders were instituted in imitation of the
+Levites, who fought like the rest of the Jewish tribes.
+
+Neither armies nor arms were the same in antiquity as at present. The
+Egyptians hardly ever had cavalry. It would have been of little use in a
+country intersected by canals, inundated during five months of the year,
+and miry during five more. The inhabitants of a great part of Asia used
+chariots of war.
+
+They are mentioned in the annals of China. Confucius says that in his
+time each governor of a province furnished to the emperor a thousand war
+chariots, each drawn by four horses. The Greeks and Trojans fought in
+chariots drawn by two horses.
+
+Cavalry and chariots were unknown to the Jews in a mountainous tract,
+where their first king, when he was elected, had nothing but she-asses.
+Thirty sons of Jair, princes of thirty cities, according to the text
+(Judges, x, 4), rode each upon an ass. Saul, afterwards king of Judah,
+had only she-asses; and the sons of David all fled upon mules when
+Absalom had slain his brother Amnon. Absalom was mounted on a mule in
+the battle which he fought against his father's troops; which proves,
+according to the Jewish historians, either that mares were beginning to
+be used in Palestine, or that they were already rich enough there to buy
+mules from the neighboring country.
+
+The Greeks made but little use of cavalry. It was chiefly with the
+Macedonian phalanx that Alexander gained the battles which laid Persia
+at his feet. It was the Roman infantry that subjugated the greater part
+of the world. At the battle of Pharsalia, Cæsar had but one thousand
+horsemen.
+
+It is not known at what time the Indians and the Africans first began to
+march elephants at the head of their armies. We cannot read without
+surprise of Hannibal's elephants crossing the Alps, which were much
+harder to pass then than they are now.
+
+There have long been disputes about the disposition of the Greek and
+Roman armies, their arms, and their evolutions. Each one has given his
+plan of the battles of Zama and Pharsalia.
+
+The commentator Calmet, a Benedictine, has printed three great volumes
+of his "Dictionary of the Bible," in which, the better to explain God's
+commandments, are inserted a hundred engravings, where you see plans of
+battles and sieges in copper-plate. The God of the Jews was the God of
+armies, but Calmet was not His secretary; he cannot have known, but by
+revelation, how the armies of the Amalekites, the Moabites, the Syrians,
+and the Philistines were arranged on the days of general murder. These
+plates of carnage, designed at a venture, made his hook five or six
+louis dearer, but made it no better.
+
+It is a great question whether the Franks, whom the Jesuit Daniel calls
+French by anticipation, used bows and arrows in their armies, and
+whether they had helmets and cuirasses.
+
+Supposing that they went to combat almost naked, and armed, as they are
+said to have been, with only a small carpenter's ax, a sword, and a
+knife, we must infer that the Romans, masters of Gaul, so easily
+conquered by Clovis, had lost all their ancient valor, and that the
+Gauls were as willing to be subject to a small number of Franks as to a
+small number of Romans. Warlike accoutrements have since changed, as
+everything else changes.
+
+In the days of knights, squires, and varlets, the armed forces of
+Germany, France, Italy, England, and Spain consisted almost entirely of
+horsemen, who, as well as their horses, were covered with steel. The
+infantry performed the functions rather of pioneers than of soldiers.
+But the English always had good archers among their foot, which
+contributed, in a great measure, to their gaining almost every battle.
+
+Who would believe that armies nowadays do but make experiments in
+natural philosophy? A soldier would be much astonished if some learned
+man were to say to him:
+
+"My friend, you are a better machinist than Archimedes. Five parts of
+saltpetre, one of sulphur, and one of _carbo ligneus_ have been
+separately prepared. Your saltpetre dissolved, well filtered, well
+evaporated, well crystallized, well turned, well dried, has been
+incorporated with the yellow purified sulphur. These two ingredients,
+mixed with powdered charcoal, have, by means of a little vinegar, or
+solution of sal-ammoniac, or urine, formed large balls, which balls have
+been reduced _in pulverem pyrium_ by a mill. The effect of this mixture
+is a dilatation, which is nearly as four thousand to unity; and the lead
+in your barrel exhibits another effect, which is the product of its bulk
+multiplied by its velocity.
+
+"The first who discovered a part of this mathematical secret was a
+Benedictine named Roger Bacon. The invention was perfected, in Germany,
+in the fourteenth century, by another Benedictine named Schwartz. So
+that you owe to two monks the art of being an excellent murderer, when
+you aim well, and your powder is good.
+
+"Du Cange has in vain pretended that, in 1338, the registers of the
+_Chambre des Comptes_, at Paris, mention a bill paid for gunpowder. Do
+not believe it. It was artillery which is there spoken of--a name
+attached to ancient as well as to modern warlike machines.
+
+"Gunpowder entirely superseded the Greek fire, of which the Moors still
+made use. In fine, you are the depositary of an art, which not only
+imitates the thunder, but is also much more terrible."
+
+There is, however, nothing but truth in this speech. Two monks have, in
+reality, changed the face of the earth.
+
+Before cannon were known, the northern nations had subjugated nearly the
+whole hemisphere, and could come again, like famishing wolves, to seize
+upon the lands as their ancestors had done.
+
+In all armies, the victory, and consequently the fate of kingdoms, was
+decided by bodily strength and agility--a sort of sanguinary fury--a
+desperate struggle, man to man. Intrepid men took towns by scaling their
+walls. During the decline of the Roman Empire there was hardly more
+discipline in the armies of the North than among carnivorous beasts
+rushing on their prey.
+
+Now a single frontier fortress would suffice to stop the armies of
+Genghis or Attila. It is not long since a victorious army of Russians
+were unavailably consumed before Custrin, which is nothing more than a
+little fortress in a marsh.
+
+In battle, the weakest in body may, with well-directed artillery,
+prevail against the stoutest. At the battle of Fontenoy a few cannon
+were sufficient to compel the retreat of the whole English column,
+though it had been master of the field.
+
+The combatants no longer close. The soldier has no longer that ardor,
+that impetuosity, which is redoubled in the heat of action, when the
+fight is hand to hand. Strength, skill, and even the temper of the
+weapons, are useless. Rarely is a charge with the bayonet made in the
+course of a war, though the bayonet is the most terrible of weapons.
+
+In a plain, frequently surrounded by redoubts furnished with heavy
+artillery, two armies advance in silence, each division taking with it
+flying artillery. The first lines lire at one another and after one
+another: they are victims presented in turn to the bullets. Squadrons at
+the wings are often exposed to a cannonading while waiting for the
+general's orders. They who first tire of this manoeuvre, which gives
+no scope for the display of impetuous bravery, disperse and quit the
+field; and are rallied, if possible, a few miles off. The victorious
+enemies besiege a town, which sometimes costs them more men, money, and
+time than they would have lost by several battles. The progress made is
+rarely rapid; and at the end of five or six years, both sides, being
+equally exhausted, are compelled to make peace.
+
+Thus, at all events, the invention of artillery and the new mode of
+warfare have established among the respective powers an equality which
+secures mankind from devastations like those of former times, and
+thereby renders war less fatal in its consequences, though it is still
+prodigiously so.
+
+The Greeks in all ages, the Romans in the time of Sulla, and the other
+nations of the west and south, had no standing army; every citizen was a
+soldier, and enrolled himself in time of war. It is, at this day,
+precisely the same in Switzerland. Go through the whole country, and
+you will not find a battalion, except at the time of the reviews. If it
+goes to war, you all at once see eighty thousand men in arms.
+
+Those who usurped the supreme power after Sulla always had a permanent
+force, paid with the money of the citizens, to keep the citizens in
+subjection, much more than to subjugate other nations. The bishop of
+Rome himself keeps a small army in his pay. Who, in the time of the
+apostles, would have said that the servant of the servants of God should
+have regiments, and have them in Rome?
+
+Nothing is so much feared in England as a great standing army. The
+janissaries have raised the sultans to greatness, but they have also
+strangled them. The sultans would have avoided the rope, if instead of
+these large bodies of troops, they had established small ones.
+
+
+
+
+AROT AND MAROT.
+
+WITH A SHORT REVIEW OF THE KORAN.
+
+
+This article may serve to show how much the most learned men may be
+deceived, and to develop some useful truths. In the _"Dictionnaire
+Encyclopédique"_ there is the following passage concerning Arot and
+Marot:
+
+"These are the names of two angels, who, the impostor Mahomet said, had
+been sent from God to teach man, and to order him to abstain from
+murder, false judgments, and excesses of every kind. This false prophet
+adds that a very beautiful woman, having invited these two angels to her
+table, made them drink wine, with which being heated, they solicited her
+as lovers; that she feigned to yield to their passion, provided they
+would first teach her the words by pronouncing which they said it was
+easy to ascend to heaven; that having obtained from them what she asked,
+she would not keep her promise; and that she was then taken up into
+heaven, where, having related to God what had passed, she was changed
+into the morning star called Lucifer or Aurora, and the angels were
+severely punished. Hence it was, according to Mahomet, that God took
+occasion to forbid wine to men."
+
+It would be in vain to seek in the Koran for a single word of this
+absurd story and pretended reason for Mahomet's forbidding his followers
+the use of wine. He forbids it only in the second and fifth chapters.
+
+"They will question thee about wine and strong liquors: thou shalt
+answer, that it is a great sin. The just, who believe and do good works,
+must not be reproached with having drunk, and played at games of chance,
+before games of chance were forbidden."
+
+It is averred by all the Mahometans that their prophet forbade wine and
+liquors solely to preserve their health and prevent quarrels, in the
+burning climate of Arabia. The use of any fermented liquor soon affects
+the head, and may destroy both health and reason.
+
+The fable of Arot and Marot descending from heaven, and wanting to lie
+with an Arab woman, after drinking wine with her, is not in any
+Mahometan author. It is to be found only among the impostures which
+various Christian writers, more indiscreet than enlightened, have
+printed against the Mussulman religion, through a zeal which is not
+according to knowledge. The names of Arot and Marot are in no part of
+the Koran. It is one Sylburgius who says, in an old book which nobody
+reads, that he anathematizes the angels Arot, Marot, Safah, and Merwah.
+
+Observe, kind reader, that Safah and Merwah are two little hills near
+Mecca; so that our learned Sylburgius has taken two hills for two
+angels. Thus it was with every writer on Mahometanism among us, almost
+without exception, until the intelligent Reland gave us clear ideas of
+the Mussulman belief, and the learned Sale, after living twenty-four
+years in and about Arabia, at length enlightened us by his faithful
+translation of the Koran, and his most instructive preface.
+
+Gagnier himself, notwithstanding his Arabic professorship at Oxford, has
+been pleased to put forth a few falsehoods concerning Mahomet, as if we
+had need of lies to maintain the truth of our religion against a false
+prophet. He gives us at full length Mahomet's journey through the seven
+heavens on the mare Alborac, and even ventures to cite the fifty-third
+sura or chapter; but neither in this fifty-third sura, nor in any other,
+is there so much as an allusion to this pretended journey through the
+heavens.
+
+This strange story is related by Abulfeda, seven hundred years after
+Mahomet. It is taken, he says, from ancient manuscripts which were
+current in Mahomet's time. But it is evident that they were not
+Mahomet's; for, after his death, Abubeker gathered together all the
+leaves of the Koran, in the presence of all the chiefs of tribes, and
+nothing was inserted in the collection that did not appear to be
+authentic.
+
+Besides, the chapter concerning the journey to heaven, not only is not
+in the Koran, but is in a very different style, and is at least four
+times as long as any of the received chapters. Compare all the other
+chapters of the Koran with this, and you will find a prodigious
+difference. It begins thus:
+
+"One night, I fell asleep between the two hills of Safah and Merwah.
+That night was very dark, but so still that the dogs were not heard to
+bark, nor the cocks to crow. All at once, the angel Gabriel appeared
+before me in the form in which the Most High God created him. His skin
+was white as snow. His fair hair, admirably disposed, fell in ringlets
+over his shoulders; his forehead was clear, majestic, and serene, his
+teeth beautiful and shining, and his legs of a saffron hue; his garments
+were glittering with pearls, and with thread of pure gold. On his
+forehead was a plate of gold, on which were written two lines, brilliant
+and dazzling with light; in the first were these words, 'There is no God
+but God'; and in the second these, 'Mahomet is God's Apostle.' On
+beholding this, I remained the most astonished and confused of men. I
+observed about him seventy thousand little boxes or bags of musk and
+saffron. He had five hundred pairs of wings; and the distance from one
+wing to another was five hundred years' journey.
+
+"Thus did Gabriel appear before me. He touched me, and said, 'Arise,
+thou sleeper!' I was seized with fear and trembling, and starting up,
+said to him, 'Who art thou?' He answered, 'God have mercy upon thee! I
+am thy brother Gabriel.' 'O my dearly beloved Gabriel,' said I, 'I ask
+thy pardon; is it a revelation of something new, or is it some
+afflicting threat that thou bringest me?' 'It is something new,'
+returned he; 'rise, my dearly beloved, and tie thy mantle over thy
+shoulders; thou wilt have need of it, for thou must this night pay a
+visit to thy Lord.' So saying, Gabriel, taking my hand, raised me from
+the ground, and having mounted me on the mare Alborac, led her himself
+by the bridle."
+
+In fine, it is averred by the Mussulmans that this chapter, which has no
+authenticity, was imagined by Abu-Horaïrah, who is said to have been
+contemporary with the prophet. What should we say of a Turk who should
+come and insult our religion by telling us that we reckon among our
+sacred books the letters of St. Paul to Seneca, and Seneca's letters to
+St. Paul; the acts of Pilate; the life of Pilate's wife; the letters of
+the pretended King Abgarus to Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ's answer to
+the same; the story of St. Peter's challenge to Simon the magician; the
+predictions of the sibyls; the testament of the twelve patriarchs; and
+so many other books of the same kind?
+
+We should answer the Turk by saying that he was very ill informed and
+that not one of these works was regarded as authentic. The Turk will
+make the same answer to us, when to confound him we reproach him with
+Mahomet's journey to the seven heavens. He will tell us that this is
+nothing more than a pious fraud of latter times, and that this journey
+is not in the Koran. Assuredly I am not here comparing truth with
+error--Christianity with Mahometanism--the Gospel with the Koran; but
+false tradition with false tradition--abuse with abuse--absurdity with
+absurdity.
+
+This absurdity has been carried to such a length that Grotius charges
+Mahomet with having said that God's hands are cold, for he has felt
+them; that God is carried about in a chair; and that, in Noah's ark, the
+rat was produced from the elephant's dung, and the cat from the lion's
+breath.
+
+Grotius reproaches Mahomet with having imagined that Jesus Christ was
+taken up into heaven instead of suffering execution. He forgets that
+there were entire heretical communions of primitive Christians who
+spread this opinion, which was preserved in Syria and Arabia until
+Mahomet's time.
+
+How many times has it been repeated that Mahomet had accustomed a pigeon
+to eat grain out of his ear, and made his followers believe that this
+pigeon brought him messages from God?
+
+Is it not enough for us that we are persuaded of the falseness of his
+sect, and invincibly convinced by faith of the truth of our own, without
+losing our time in calumniating the Mahometans, who have established
+themselves from Mount Caucasus to Mount Atlas, and from the confines of
+Epirus to the extremities of India? We are incessantly writing bad books
+against them, of which they know nothing. We cry out that their religion
+has been embraced by so many nations only because it flatters the
+senses. But where is the sensuality in ordering abstinence from the wine
+and liquors in which we indulge to such excess; in pronouncing to every
+one an indispensable command to give to the poor each year two and a
+half per cent, of his income, to fast with the greatest rigor, to
+undergo a painful operation in the earliest stage of puberty, to make,
+over arid sands a pilgrimage of sometimes five hundred leagues, and to
+pray to God five times a day, even when in the field?
+
+But, say you, they are allowed four wives in this world, and in the next
+they will have celestial brides. Grotius expressly says: "It must have
+required a great share of stupidity to admit reveries so gross and
+disgusting."
+
+We agree with Grotius that the Mahometans have been prodigal of
+reveries. The man who was constantly receiving the chapters of his Koran
+from the angel Gabriel was worse than a visionary; he was an impostor,
+who supported his seductions by his courage; but certainly there is
+nothing either stupid or sensual in reducing to four the unlimited
+number of wives whom the princes, the satraps, the nabobs, and the
+omrahs of the East kept in their seraglios. It is said that Solomon had
+three hundred wives and seven hundred concubines. The Arabs, like the
+Jews, were at liberty to marry two sisters; Mahomet was the first who
+forbade these marriages. Where, then, is the grossness?
+
+And with regard to the celestial brides, where is the impurity? Certes,
+there is nothing impure in marriage, which is acknowledged to have been
+ordained on earth, and blessed by God Himself. The incomprehensible
+mystery of generation is the seal of the Eternal Being. It is the
+clearest mark of His power that He has created pleasure, and through
+that very pleasure perpetuated all sensible beings.
+
+If we consult our reason alone it will tell us that it is very likely
+that the Eternal Being, who does nothing in vain, will not cause us to
+rise again with our organs to no purpose. It will not be unworthy of the
+Divine Majesty to feed us with delicious fruits if he cause us to rise
+again with stomachs to receive them. The Holy Scriptures inform us
+that, in the beginning, God placed the first man and the first woman in
+a paradise of delights. They were then in a state of innocence and
+glory, incapable of experiencing disease or death. This is nearly the
+state in which the just will be when, after their resurrection, they
+shall be for all eternity what our first parents were for a few days.
+Those, then, must be pardoned, who have thought that, having a body,
+that body will be constantly satisfied. Our fathers of the Church had no
+other idea of the heavenly Jerusalem. St. Irenæus says, "There each vine
+shall bear ten thousand branches, each branch ten thousand clusters, and
+each cluster ten thousand grapes."
+
+Several fathers of the Church have, indeed, thought that the blessed in
+heaven would enjoy all their senses. St. Thomas says that the sense of
+seeing will be infinitely perfect; that the elements will be so too;
+that the surface of the earth will be transparent as glass, the water
+like crystal, the air like the heavens, and the fire like the stars. St.
+Augustine, in his "Christian Doctrine," says that the sense of hearing
+will enjoy the pleasures of singing and of speech.
+
+One of our great Italian theologians, named Piazza, in his "Dissertation
+on Paradise," informs us that the elect will forever sing and play the
+guitar: "They will have," says he, "three nobilities--three advantages,
+viz.: desire without excitement, caresses without wantonness, and
+voluptuousness without excess"--_"tres nobilitates; illecebra sine
+titillatione, blanditia sine mollitudine, et voluptas sine
+exuberantia."_
+
+St. Thomas assures us that the smell of the glorified bodies will be
+perfect, and will not be diminished by perspiration. _"Corporibus
+gloriosi serit odor ultima perfectione, nullo modo per humidum
+repressus."_ This question has been profoundly treated by a great many
+other doctors.
+
+Suarez, in his "Wisdom," thus expresses himself concerning taste: "It is
+not difficult for God purposely to make some rapid humor act on the
+organ of taste." _"Non est Deo difficile facere ut sapidus humor sit
+intra organum gustus, qui sensum illum intentionaliter afficere."_
+
+And, to conclude, St. Prosper, recapitulating the whole, pronounces that
+the blessed shall find gratification without satiety, and enjoy health
+without disease. _"Saturitas sine fastidio, et tota sanitas sine
+morbo._"
+
+It is not then so much to be wondered at that the Mahometans have
+admitted the use of the five senses in their paradise. They say that the
+first beatitude will be the union with God; but this does not exclude
+the rest. Mahomet's paradise is a fable; but; once more be it observed,
+there is in it neither contradiction nor impurity.
+
+Philosophy requires clear and precise ideas, which Grotius had not. He
+quotes a great deal, and makes a show of reasoning which will not bear
+a close examination. The unjust imputations cast on the Mahometans would
+suffice to make a very large book. They have subjugated one of the
+largest and most beautiful countries upon earth; to drive them from it
+would have been a finer exploit than to abuse them.
+
+The empress of Russia supplies a great example. She takes from them Azov
+and Tangarok, Moldavia, Wallachia, and Georgia; she pushes her conquests
+to the ramparts of Erzerum; she sends against them fleets from the
+remotest parts of the Baltic, and others covering the Euxine; but she
+does not say in her manifestos that a pigeon whispered in Mahomet's ear.
+
+
+
+
+ART OF POETRY.
+
+
+A MAN
+
+
+A man of almost universal learning--a man even of genius, who joins
+philosophy with imagination, uses, in his excellent article
+"Encyclopedia," these remarkable words: "If we except this Perrault, and
+some others, whose merits the versifier Boileau was not capable of
+appreciating."
+
+This philosopher is right in doing justice to Claude Perrault, the
+learned translator of Vitruvius, a man useful in more arts than one, and
+to whom we are indebted for the fine front of the Louvre and for other
+great monuments; but justice should also be rendered to Boileau. Had he
+been only a versifier, he would scarcely have been known; he would not
+have been one of the few great men who will hand down the age of Louis
+XIV. to posterity. His tart satires, his fine epistles, and above all,
+his art of poetry, are masterpieces of reasoning as well as
+poetry--_"sapere est principium et fons."_ The art of versifying is,
+indeed, prodigiously difficult, especially in our language, where
+alexandrines follow one another two by two; where it is rare to avoid
+monotony; where it is absolutely necessary to rhyme; where noble and
+pleasing rhymes are too limited in number; and where a word out of its
+place, or a harsh syllable, is sufficient to spoil a happy thought. It
+is like dancing in fetters on a rope; the greatest success is of itself
+nothing.
+
+Boileau's art of poetry is to be admired, because he always says true
+and useful things in a pleasing manner, because he always gives both
+precept and example, and because he is varied, passing with perfect
+ease, and without ever failing in purity of language, "From grave to
+gay, from lively to severe."
+
+His reputation among men of taste is proved by the fact that his verses
+are known by heart; and to philosophers it must be pleasing to find that
+he is almost always in the right.
+
+As we have spoken of the preference which may sometimes be given to the
+moderns over the ancients, we will here venture to presume that
+Boileau's art of poetry is superior to that of Horace. Method is
+certainly a beauty in a didactic poem; and Horace has no method. We do
+not mention this as a reproach; for his poem is a familiar epistle to
+the Pisos, and not a regular work like the "Georgics": but there is this
+additional merit in Boileau, a merit for which philosophers should give
+him credit.
+
+The Latin art of poetry does not seem nearly so finely labored as the
+French. Horace expresses himself, almost throughout, in the free and
+familiar tone of his other epistles. He displays an extreme clearness of
+understanding and a refined taste, in verses which are happy and
+spirited, but often without connection, and sometimes destitute of
+harmony; he has not the elegance and correctness of Virgil. His work is
+good, but Boileau's appears to be still better: and, if we except the
+tragedies of Racine, which have the superior merit of treating the
+passions and surmounting all the difficulties of the stage, Despréaux's
+"Art of Poetry" is, indisputably, the poem that does most honor to the
+French language.
+
+It is lamentable when philosophers are enemies to poetry. Literature
+should be like the house of Mæcenas--_"est locus unicuique suus."_ The
+author of the "Persian Letters"--so easy to write and among which some
+are very pretty, others very bold, others indifferent, and others
+frivolous--this author, I say, though otherwise much to be recommended,
+yet having never been able to make verses, although he possesses
+imagination and often superiority of style, makes himself amends by
+saying that "contempt is heaped upon poetry," that "lyric poetry is
+harmonious extravagance." Thus do men often seek to depreciate the
+talents which they cannot attain.
+
+"We cannot reach it," says Montaigne; "let us revenge ourselves by
+speaking ill of it." But Montaigne, Montesquieu's predecessor and master
+in imagination and philosophy, thought very differently of poetry.
+
+Had Montesquieu been as just as he was witty, he could not but have felt
+that several of our fine odes and good operas are worth infinitely more
+than the pleasantries of Rica to Usbeck, imitated from Dufrénoy's
+_"Siamois,"_ and the details of what passed in Usbeck's seraglio at
+Ispahan.
+
+We shall speak more fully of this too frequent injustice, in the article
+on "Criticism."
+
+
+
+
+ARTS--FINE ARTS.
+
+[ARTICLE DEDICATED TO THE KING OF PRUSSIA.]
+
+
+Sire: The small society of amateurs, a part of whom are laboring at
+these rhapsodies at Mount Krapak, will say nothing to your majesty on
+the art of war. It is heroic, or--it may be--an abominable art. If there
+were anything fine in it, we would tell your majesty, without fear of
+contradiction, that you are the finest man in Europe.
+
+You know, sire, the four ages of the arts. Almost everything sprung up
+and was brought to perfection under Louis XIV.; after which many of
+these arts, banished from France, went to embellish and enrich the rest
+of Europe, at the fatal period of the destruction of the celebrated
+edict of Henry IV.--pronounced _irrevocable_, yet so easily revoked.
+Thus, the greatest injury which Louis XIV. could do to himself did good
+to other princes against his will: this is proved by what you have said
+in your history of Brandenburg.
+
+If that monarch were known only from his banishment of six or seven
+hundred thousand useful citizens--from his irruption into Holland,
+whence he was soon forced to retreat--from his greatness, which stayed
+him at the bank, while his troops were swimming across the Rhine; if
+there were no other monuments of his glory than the prologues to his
+operas, followed by the battle of Hochstet, his person and his reign
+would go down to posterity with but little éclat. But the encouragement
+of all the fine arts by his taste and munificence; the conferring of so
+many benefits on the literary men of other countries; the rise of his
+kingdom's commerce at his voice; the establishment of so many
+manufactories; the building of so many fine citadels; the construction
+of so many admirable ports; the union of the two seas by immense labor,
+etc., still oblige Europe to regard Louis XIV. and his age with respect.
+
+And, above all, those great men, unique in every branch of art and
+science, whom nature then produced at one time, will render his reign
+eternally memorable. The age was greater than Louis XIV., but it shed
+its glory upon him.
+
+Emulation in art has changed the face of the continent, from the
+Pyrenees to the icy sea. There is hardly a prince in Germany who has not
+made useful and glorious establishments.
+
+What have the Turks done for glory? Nothing. They have ravaged three
+empires and twenty kingdoms; but any one city of ancient Greece will
+always have a greater reputation than all the Ottoman cities together.
+
+See what has been done in the course of a few years at St. Petersburg,
+which was a bog at the beginning of the seventeenth century. All the
+arts are there assembled, while in the country of Orpheus, Linus, and
+Homer, they are annihilated.
+
+_That the Recent Birth of the Arts does not Prove the Recent Formation
+of the Globe._
+
+All philosophers have thought matter eternal; but the arts appear to be
+new. Even the art of making bread is of recent origin. The first Romans
+ate boiled grain; those conquerors of so many nations had neither
+windmills nor watermills. This truth seems, at first sight, to
+controvert the doctrine of the antiquity of the globe as it now is, or
+to suppose terrible revolutions in it. Irruptions of barbarians can
+hardly annihilate arts which have become necessary. Suppose that an army
+of negroes were to come upon us, like locusts, from the mountains of
+southern Africa, through Monomotapa, Monoëmugi, etc., traversing
+Abyssinia, Nubia, Egypt, Syria, Asia Minor, and all Europe, ravaging
+and overturning everything in its way; there would still be a few
+bakers, tailors, shoemakers, and carpenters left; the necessary arts
+would revive; luxury alone would be annihilated. Such was the case at
+the fall of the Roman Empire; even the art of writing became very rare;
+nearly all those arts which contributed to render life agreeable were
+for a long time extinct. Now, we are inventing new ones every day.
+
+From all this, no well-grounded inference can be drawn against the
+antiquity of the globe. For, supposing that a flood of barbarians had
+entirely swept away the arts of writing and making bread; supposing even
+that we had had bread, or pens, ink, and paper, only for ten years--the
+country which could exist for ten years without eating bread or writing
+down its thoughts could exist for an age, or a hundred thousand ages,
+without these helps.
+
+It is quite clear that man and the other animals can very well subsist
+without bakers, without romance-writers, and without divines, as witness
+America, and as witness also three-fourths of our own continent. The
+recent birth of the arts among us does not prove the recent formation of
+the globe, as was pretended by Epicurus, one of our predecessors in
+reverie, who supposed that, by chance, the declination of atoms one day
+formed our earth. Pomponatius used to say: _"Se il mondo non é eterno,
+per tutti santi é molto vecchio"_--"If this world be not eternal, by all
+the saints, it is very old."
+
+_Slight Inconveniences Attached to the Arts._
+
+Those who handle lead and quicksilver are subject to dangerous colics,
+and very serious affections of the nerves. Those who use pen and ink are
+attacked by vermin, which they have continually to shake off; these
+vermin are some ex-Jesuits, who employ themselves in manufacturing
+libels. You, Sire, do not know this race of animals; they are driven
+from your states, as well as from those of the empress of Russia, the
+king of Sweden, and the king of Denmark, my other protectors. The
+ex-Jesuits Polian and Nonotte, who like me cultivate the fine arts,
+persecute me even unto Mount Krapak, crushing me under the weight of
+their reputation, and that of their genius, the specific gravity of
+which is still greater. Unless your majesty vouchsafe to assist me
+against these great men, I am undone.
+
+
+
+
+ASMODEUS.
+
+
+No one at all versed in antiquity is ignorant that the Jews knew nothing
+of the angels but what they gleaned from the Persians and Chaldæans,
+during captivity. It was they, who, according to Calmet, taught them
+that there are seven principal angels before the throne of the Lord.
+They also taught them the names of the devils. He whom we call Asmodeus,
+was named Hashmodaï or Chammadaï. "We know," says Calmet, "that there
+are various sorts of devils, some of them princes and master-demons, the
+rest subalterns."
+
+How was it that this Hashmodaï was sufficiently powerful to twist the
+necks of seven young men who successively espoused the beautiful Sarah,
+a native of Rages, fifteen leagues from Ecbatana? The Medes must have
+been seven times as great as the Persians. The good principle gives a
+husband to this maiden; and behold! the bad principle, this king of
+demons, Hashmodaï, destroys the work of the beneficent principle seven
+times in succession.
+
+But Sarah was a Jewess, daughter of the Jew Raguel, and a captive in the
+country of Ecbatana. How could a Median demon have such power over
+Jewish bodies? It has been thought that Asmodeus or Chammadaï was a Jew
+likewise; that he was the old serpent which had seduced Eve; and that he
+was passionately fond of women, sometimes seducing them, and sometimes
+killing their husbands through an excess of love and jealousy.
+
+Indeed the Greek version of the Book of Tobit gives us to understand
+that Asmodeus was in love with Sarah--_"oti daimonion philei autein."_
+It was the opinion of all the learned of antiquity that the genii,
+whether good or evil, had a great inclination for our virgins, and the
+fairies for our youths. Even the Scriptures, accommodating themselves to
+our weakness, and condescending to speak in the language of the vulgar,
+say, figuratively, that "the sons of God saw the daughters of men, that
+they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose."
+
+But the angel Raphael, the conductor of young Tobit, gives him a reason
+more worthy of his ministry, and better calculated to enlighten the
+person whom he is guiding. He tells him that Sarah's seven husbands were
+given up to the cruelty of Asmodeus, only because, like horses or mules,
+they had married her for their pleasure alone. "Her husband," says the
+angel, "must observe continence with her for three days, during which
+time they must pray to God together."
+
+This instruction would seem to have been quite sufficient to keep off
+Asmodeus; but Raphael adds that it is also necessary to have the heart
+of a fish grilled over burning coals. Why, then, was not this infallible
+secret afterwards resorted to in order to drive the devil from the
+bodies of women? Why did the apostles, who were sent on purpose to cast
+out devils never lay a fish's heart upon the gridiron? Why was not this
+expedient made use of in the affair of Martha Brossier; that of the nuns
+of Loudun; that of the mistresses of Urban Gandier; that of La Cadière;
+that of Father Girard; and those of a thousand other demoniacs in the
+times when there were demoniacs?
+
+The Greeks and Romans, who had so many philters wherewith to make
+themselves beloved, had others to cure love; they employed herbs and
+roots. The _agnus castus_ had great reputation. The moderns have
+administered it to young nuns, on whom it has had but little effect.
+Apollo, long ago, complained to Daphne that, physician as he was, he
+had never yet met with a simple that would cure love:
+
+ _Heu mihi! quod nullis amor est medicabilis herbis._
+ What balm can heal the wounds that love has made?
+
+The smoke of sulphur was tried; but Ovid, who was a great master,
+declares that this recipe was useless:
+
+ _Nec fugiat viro sulphure victus amor._
+ Sulphur--believe me--drives not love away.
+
+The smoke from the heart or liver of a fish was more efficacious against
+Asmodeus. The reverend father Calmet is consequently in great trouble,
+being unable to comprehend how this fumigation could act upon a pure
+spirit. But he might have taken courage from the recollection that all
+the ancients gave bodies to the angels and demons. They were very
+slender bodies; as light as the small particles that rise from a broiled
+fish; they were like smoke; and the smoke from a fried fish acted upon
+them by sympathy.
+
+Not only did Asmodeus flee, but Gabriel went and chained him in Upper
+Egypt, where he still is. He dwells in a grotto near the city of Saata
+or Taata. Paul Lucas saw and spoke to him. They cut this serpent in
+pieces, and the pieces immediately joined again. To this fact Calmet
+cites the testimony of Paul Lucas, which testimony I must also cite. It
+is thought that Paul Lucas's theory may be joined with that of the
+vampires, in the next compilation of the Abbé Guyon.
+
+
+
+
+ASPHALTUS.
+
+ASPHALTIC LAKE.--SODOM.
+
+
+Asphaltus is a Chaldæan word, signifying a species of bitumen. There is
+a great deal of it in the countries watered by the Euphrates; it is also
+to be found in Europe, but of a bad quality. An experiment was made by
+covering the tops of the watch-houses on each side of one of the gates
+of Geneva; the covering did not last a year, and the mine has been
+abandoned. However, when mixed with rosin, it may be used for lining
+cisterns; perhaps it will some day be applied to a more useful purpose.
+
+The real asphaltus is that which was obtained in the vicinity of
+Babylon, and with which it is said that the Greek fire was fed. Several
+lakes are full of asphaltus, or a bitumen resembling it, as others are
+strongly impregnated with nitre. There is a great lake of nitre in the
+desert of Egypt, which extends from lake Moeris to the entrance of the
+Delta; and it has no other name than the Nitre Lake.
+
+The Lake Asphaltites, known by the name of Sodom, was long famed for its
+bitumen; but the Turks now make no use of it, either because the mine
+under the water is diminished, because its quality is altered, or
+because there is too much difficulty in drawing it from under the water.
+Oily particles of it, and sometimes large masses, separate and float on
+the surface; these are gathered together, mixed up, and sold for balm of
+Mecca.
+
+Flavius Josephus, who was of that country, says that, in his time, there
+were no fish in the lake of Sodom, and the water was so light that the
+heaviest bodies would not go to the bottom. It seems that he meant to
+say so heavy instead of so light. It would appear that he had not made
+the experiment. After all, a stagnant water, impregnated with salts and
+compact matter, its specific matter being then greater than that of the
+body of a man or a beast, might force it to float. Josephus's error
+consists in assigning a false cause to a phenomenon which may be
+perfectly true.
+
+As for the want of fish, it is not incredible. It is, however, likely
+that this lake, which is fifty or sixty miles long, is not all
+asphaltic, and that while receiving the waters of the Jordan it also
+receives the fishes of that river; but perhaps the Jordan, too, is
+without fish, and they are to be found only in the upper lake of
+Tiberias.
+
+Josephus adds, that the trees which grow on the borders of the Dead Sea
+bear fruits of the most beautiful appearance, but which fall into dust
+if you attempt to taste them. This is less probable; and disposes one to
+believe that Josephus either had not been on the spot, for has
+exaggerated according to his own and his countrymen's custom. No soil
+seems more calculated to produce good as well as beautiful fruits than a
+salt and sulphurous one, like that of Naples, of Catania, and of Sodom.
+
+The Holy Scriptures speak of five cities being destroyed by fire from
+heaven. On this occasion natural philosophy bears testimony in favor of
+the Old Testament, although the latter has no need of it, and they are
+sometimes at variance. We have instances of earthquakes, accompanied by
+thunder and lightning, which have destroyed much more considerable towns
+than Sodom and Gomorrah.
+
+But the River Jordan necessarily discharging itself into this lake
+without an outlet, this Dead Sea, in the same manner as the Caspian,
+must have existed as long as there has been a River Jordan; therefore,
+these towns could never stand on the spot now occupied by the lake of
+Sodom. The Scripture, too, says nothing at all about this ground being
+changed into a lake; it says quite the contrary: "Then the Lord rained
+upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire, from the Lord out of
+heaven. And Abraham got up early in the morning, and he looked toward
+Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld;
+and lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace."
+
+These five towns, Sodom, Gomorrah, Zeboin, Adamah, and Segor, must then
+have been situated on the borders of the Dead Sea. How, it will be
+asked, in a desert so uninhabitable as it now is, where there are to be
+found only a few hordes of plundering Arabs, could there be five cities,
+so opulent as to be immersed in luxury, and even in those shameful
+pleasures which are the last effect of the refinement of the debauchery
+attached to wealth?
+
+It may be answered that the country was then much better.
+
+Other critics will say--how could five towns exist at the extremities of
+a lake, the water of which, before their destruction, was not potable?
+The Scripture itself informs us that all this land was asphaltic before
+the burning of Sodom: "And the vale of Sodom was full of slime-pits; and
+the kings of Sodom and Gomorrah fled and fell there."
+
+Another objection is also stated. Isaiah and Jeremiah say that Sodom and
+Gomorrah shall never be rebuilt; but Stephen, the geographer, speaks of
+Sodom and Gomorrah on the coast of the Dead Sea; and the "History of the
+Councils" mentions bishops of Sodom and Segor. To this it may be
+answered that God filled these towns, when rebuilt, with less guilty
+inhabitants; for at that time there was no bishop _in partibus_.
+
+But, it will be said, with what water could these new inhabitants quench
+their thirst? All the wells are brackish; you find asphaltus and
+corrosive salt on first striking a spade into the ground.
+
+It will be answered that some Arabs still subsist there, and may be
+habituated to drinking very bad water; that the Sodom and Gomorrah of
+the Eastern Empire were wretched hamlets, and that at that time there
+were many bishops whose whole diocese consisted in a poor village. It
+may also be said that the people who colonized these villages prepared
+the asphaltus, and carried on a useful trade in it.
+
+The arid and burning desert, extending from Segor to the territory of
+Jerusalem, produces balm and aromatic herbs for the same reason that it
+supplies naphtha, corrosive salt and sulphur.
+
+It is said that petrifaction takes place in this desert with astonishing
+rapidity; and this, according to some natural philosophers, makes the
+petrifaction of Lot's wife Edith a very plausible story.
+
+But it is said that this woman, "having looked back, became a pillar of
+salt." This, then, was not a natural petrifaction, operated by asphaltus
+and salt, but an evident miracle. Flavius Josephus says that he saw this
+pillar. St. Justin and St. Irenæus speak of it as a prodigy, which in
+their time was still existing.
+
+These testimonies have been looked upon as ridiculous fables. It would,
+however, be very natural for some Jews to amuse themselves with cutting
+a heap of asphaltus into a rude figure, and calling it Lot's wife. I
+have seen cisterns of asphaltus, very well made, which may last a long
+time. But it must be owned that St. Irenæus goes a little too far when
+he says that Lot's wife remained in the country of Sodom no longer in
+corruptible flesh, but as a permanent statue of salt, her feminine
+nature still producing the ordinary effect: _"Uxor remansit in Sodomis,
+jam non caro corruptibilis sed statua salis semper manens, et per
+naturalia ea quæsunt consuetudmis hominis ostendens."_
+
+St. Irenæus does not seem to express himself with all the precision of
+a good naturalist when he says Lot's wife is no longer of corruptible
+flesh, but still retains her feminine nature.
+
+In the poem of Sodom, attributed to Tertullian, this is expressed with
+still greater energy:
+
+ _Dicitur et vivens alio sub corpore se us,_
+ _Mirifice solito dispungere sanguine menses._
+
+This was translated by a poet of the time of Henry II., in his Gallic
+style:
+
+ _La femme à Loth, quoique sel devenue,_
+ _Est femme encore; car elle a sa menstrue._
+
+The land of aromatics was also the land of fables. Into the deserts of
+Arabia Petræa the ancient mythologists pretend that Myrrha, the
+granddaughter of a statue, fled after committing incest with her father,
+as Lot's daughters did with theirs, and that she was metamorphosed into
+the tree that bears myrrh. Other profound mythologists assure us that
+she fled into Arabia Felix; and this opinion is as well supported as the
+other.
+
+Be this as it may, not one of our travellers has yet thought fit to
+examine the soil of Sodom, with its asphaltus, its salt, its trees and
+their fruits, to weigh the water of the lake, to analyze it, to
+ascertain whether bodies of greater specific gravity than common water
+float upon its surface, and to give us a faithful account of the natural
+history of the country. Our pilgrims to Jerusalem do not care to go and
+make these researches; this desert has become infested by wandering
+Arabs, who range as far as Damascus, and retire into the caverns of the
+mountains, the authority of the pasha of Damascus having hitherto been
+inadequate to repress them. Thus the curious have but little information
+about anything concerning the Asphaltic Lake.
+
+As to Sodom, it is a melancholy reflection for the learned that, among
+so many who may be deemed natives, not one has furnished us with any
+notion whatever of this capital city.
+
+
+
+
+ASS.
+
+
+We will add a little to the article "Ass" in the "Encyclopædia,"
+concerning Lucian's ass, which became golden in the hands of Apuleius.
+The pleasantest part of the adventure, however, is in Lucian: That a
+lady fell in love with this gentleman while he was an ass, but would
+have nothing more to say to him when he was but a man. These
+metamorphoses were very common throughout antiquity. Silenus's ass had
+spoken; and the learned had thought that he explained himself in Arabic;
+for he was probably a man turned into an ass by the power of Bacchus,
+and Bacchus, we know, was an Arab.
+
+Virgil speaks of the transformation of Moeris into a wolf, as a thing
+of very ordinary occurrence:
+
+ _Saepe lupum fieri Moerim, et se condere silvis._
+ Oft changed to wolf, he seeks the forest shade.
+
+Was this doctrine of metamorphoses derived from the old fables of Egypt,
+which gave out that the gods had changed themselves into animals in the
+war against the giants?
+
+The Greeks, great imitators and improvers of the Oriental fables,
+metamorphosed almost all the gods into men or into beasts, to make them
+succeed the better in their amorous designs. If the gods changed
+themselves into bulls, horses, swans, doves, etc., why should not men
+have undergone the same operation?
+
+Several commentators, forgetting the respect due to the Holy Scriptures,
+have cited the example of Nebuchadnezzar changed into an ox; but this
+was a miracle--a divine vengeance--a thing quite out of the course of
+nature, which ought not to be examined with profane eyes, and cannot
+become an object of our researches.
+
+Others of the learned, perhaps with equal indiscretion, avail themselves
+of what is related in the Gospel of the Infancy. An Egyptian maiden
+having entered the chamber of some women, saw there a mule with a silken
+cloth over his back, and an ebony pendant at his neck.
+
+These women were in tears, kissing him and giving him to eat. The mule
+was their own brother. Some sorceresses had deprived him of the human
+figure; but the Master of Nature soon restored it.
+
+Although this gospel is apocryphal, the very name that it bears prevents
+us from examining this adventure in detail; only it may serve to show
+how much metamorphoses were in vogue almost throughout the earth. The
+Christians who composed their gospel were undoubtedly honest men. They
+did not seek to fabricate a romance; they related with simplicity what
+they had heard. The church, which afterwards rejected their gospel,
+together with forty-nine others, did not accuse its authority of impiety
+and prevarication; those obscure individuals addressed the populace in
+language comformable with the prejudices of the age in which they lived.
+China was perhaps the only country exempt from these superstitions.
+
+The adventure of the companions of Ulysses, changed into beasts by
+Circe, was much more ancient than the dogma of the metempsychosis,
+broached in Greece and Italy by Pythagoras.
+
+On what can the assertion be founded that there is no universal error
+which is not the abuse of some truth; that there have been quacks only
+because there have been true physicians; and that false prodigies have
+been believed only because there have been true ones?
+
+Were there any certain testimonies that men had become wolves, oxen,
+horses, or asses? This universal error had for its principle only the
+love of the marvellous and the natural inclination to superstition.
+
+One erroneous opinion is enough to fill the whole world with fables. An
+Indian doctor sees that animals have feeling and memory. He concludes
+that they have a soul. Men have one likewise. What becomes of the soul
+of man after death? What becomes of that of the beast? They must go
+somewhere. They go into the nearest body that is beginning to be formed.
+The soul of a Brahmin takes up its abode in the body of an elephant, the
+soul of an ass is that of a little Brahmin. Such is the dogma of the
+metempsychosis, which was built upon simple deduction.
+
+But it is a wide step from this dogma to that of metamorphosis. We have
+no longer a soul without a tenement, seeking a lodging; but one body
+changed into another, the soul remaining as before. Now, we certainly
+have not in nature any example of such legerdemain.
+
+Let us then inquire into the origin of so extravagant yet so general an
+opinion. If some father had characterized his son, sunk in ignorance and
+filthy debauchery, as a hog, a horse, or an ass, and afterwards made him
+do penance with an ass's cap on his head, and some servant girl of the
+neighborhood gave it out that this young man had been turned into an ass
+as a punishment for his faults, her neighbors would repeat it to other
+neighbors, and from mouth to mouth this story, with a thousand
+embellishments, would make the tour of the world. An ambiguous
+expression would suffice to deceive the whole earth.
+
+Here then let us confess, with Boileau, that ambiguity has been the
+parent of most of our ridiculous follies. Add to this the power of
+magic, which has been acknowledged as indisputable in all nations, and
+you will no longer be astonished at anything.
+
+One word more on asses. It is said that in Mesopotamia they are warlike
+and that Mervan, the twenty-first caliph, was surnamed "the Ass" for his
+valor.
+
+The patriarch Photius relates, in the extract from the Life of Isidorus,
+that Ammonius had an ass which had a great taste for poetry, and would
+leave his manger to go and hear verses. The fable of Midas is better
+than the tale of Photius.
+
+_Machiavelli's Golden Ass._
+
+Machiavelli's ass is but little known. The dictionaries which speak of
+it say that it was a production of his youth; it would seem, however,
+that he was of mature age; for he speaks in it of the misfortunes which
+he had formerly and for a long time experienced. The work is a satire on
+his contemporaries. The author sees a number of Florentines, of whom one
+is changed into a cat, another into a dragon, a third into a dog that
+bays the moon, a fourth into a fox who does not suffer himself to be
+caught; each character is drawn under the name of an animal. The
+factions of the house of Medicis and their enemies are doubtless figured
+therein; and the key to this comic apocalypse would admit us to the
+secrets of Pope Leo and the troubles of Florence. This poem is full of
+morality and philosophy. It ends with the very rational reflections of
+a large hog, which addresses man in nearly the following terms:
+
+ Ye naked bipeds, without beaks or claws.
+ Hairless, and featherless, and tender-hided,
+ Weeping ye come into the world--because
+ Ye feel your evil destiny decided;
+ Nature has given you industrious paws;
+ You, like the parrots, are with speech provided;
+ But have ye honest hearts?--Alas! alas!
+ In this we swine your bipedships surpass!
+
+ Man is far worse than we--more fierce, more wild--
+ Coward or madman, sinning every minute;
+ By frenzy and by fear in turn beguiled,
+ He dreads the grave, yet plunges headlong in it;
+ If pigs fall out, they soon are reconciled;
+ Their quarrel's ended ere they well begin it.
+ If crime with manhood always must combine,
+ Good Lord! let me forever be a swine.
+
+This is the original of Boileau's "Satire on Man," and La Fontaine's
+fable of the "Companions of Ulysses"; but it is quite likely that
+neither La Fontaine nor Boileau had ever heard of Machiavelli's ass.
+
+_The Ass of Verona._
+
+I must speak the truth, and not deceive my readers. I do not very
+clearly know whether the Ass of Verona still exists in all his splendor;
+but the travellers who saw him forty or fifty years ago agree in saying
+that the relics were enclosed in the body of an artificial ass made on
+purpose, which was in the keeping of forty monks of Our Lady of the
+Organ, at Verona, and was carried in procession twice a year. This was
+one of the most ancient relics of the town. According to the tradition,
+this ass, having carried our Lord in his entry into Jerusalem, did not
+choose to abide any longer in that city, but trotted over the sea--which
+for that purpose became as hard as his hoof--by way of Cyprus, Rhodes,
+Candia, Malta, and Sicily. There he went to sojourn at Aquilea; and at
+last he settled at Verona, where he lived a long while.
+
+This fable originated in the circumstance that most asses have a sort of
+black cross on their backs. There possibly might be an old ass in the
+neighborhood of Verona, on whose back the populace remarked a finer
+cross than his brethren could boast of; some good old woman would be at
+hand to say that this was the ass on which Christ rode into Jerusalem;
+and the ass would be honored with a magnificent funeral. The feast
+established at Verona passed into other countries, and was especially
+celebrated in France. In the mass was sung:
+
+ _Orientis partibus_
+ _Adventabit asinus,_
+ _Pulcher et fortissimus._
+
+There was a long procession, headed by a young woman with a child in her
+arms, mounted on an ass, representing the Virgin Mary going into Egypt.
+At the end of the mass the priest, instead of saying _Ite missa est_,
+brayed three times with all his might, and the people answered in
+chorus.
+
+We have books on the feast of the ass, and the feast of fools; they
+furnish material towards a universal history of the human mind.
+
+
+
+
+ASSASSIN--ASSASSINATION.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+A name corrupted from the word Ehissessin. Nothing is more common to
+those who go into a distant country than to write, repeat, and
+understand incorrectly in their own language what they have
+misunderstood in a language entirely foreign to them, and afterwards to
+deceive their countrymen as well as themselves. Error flies from mouth
+to mouth, from pen, to pen, and to destroy it requires ages.
+
+In the time of the Crusades there was a wretched little people of
+mountaineers inhabiting the caverns near the road to Damascus. These
+brigands elected a chief, whom they named Cheik Elchassissin. It is said
+that this honorific title of _cheik_ originally signified _old_, as with
+us the title of _seigneur_ comes from _senior_, elder, and the word
+_graf_, a count, signifies _old_ among the Germans; for, in ancient
+times almost every people conferred the civil command upon the old men.
+Afterwards, the command having become hereditary, the title of _cheik,
+graf, seigneur, or count_ has been given to children; and the Germans
+call a little master of four years old, _the count_--that is, the _old
+gentleman_.
+
+The Crusaders named the old man of the Arabian mountains, the Old Man of
+the Hill, and imagined him to be a great prince, because he had caused a
+count of Montserrat and some other crusading nobles to be robbed and
+murdered on the highway. These people were called _the assassins_, and
+their cheik the king of the vast country of _the assassins_. This vast
+territory is five or six leagues long by two or three broad, being part
+of Anti-Libanus, a horrible country, full of rocks, like almost all
+Palestine, but intersected by pleasant meadowlands, which feed numerous
+flocks, as is attested by all who have made the journey from Aleppo to
+Damascus.
+
+The cheik or senior of these _assassins_ could be nothing more than a
+chief of banditti; for there was at that time a sultan of Damascus who
+was very powerful.
+
+Our romance-writers of that day, as fond of chimeras as the Crusaders,
+thought proper to relate that in 1236 this great prince of the
+assassins, fearing that Louis IX., of whom he had never heard, would put
+himself at the head of a crusade, and come and take from him his
+territory, sent two great men of his court from the caverns of
+Anti-Libanus to Paris to assassinate that king; but that having the next
+day heard how generous and amiable a prince Louis was, he immediately
+sent out to sea two more great men to countermand the assassination. I
+say out to sea, for neither the two emissaries sent to kill Louis, nor
+the two others sent to save him, could make the voyage without embarking
+at Joppa, which was then in the power of the Crusaders, which rendered
+the enterprise doubly marvellous. The two first must have found a
+Crusaders' vessel ready to convey them in an amicable manner, and the
+two last must have found another.
+
+However, a hundred authors, one after another, have related this
+adventure, though Joinville, a contemporary, who was on the spot, says
+nothing about it--_"Et voilà justement comme on écrit l'histoire."_
+
+The Jesuit Maimbourg, the Jesuit Daniel, twenty other Jesuits, and
+Mézeray--though he was not a Jesuit--have repeated this absurdity. The
+Abbé Véli, in his history of France, tells it over again with perfect
+complaisance, without any discussion, without any examination, and on
+the word of one William of Nangis, who wrote about sixty years after
+this fine affair is said to have happened at a time when history was
+composed from nothing but town talk.
+
+If none but true and useful things were recorded, our immense historical
+libraries would be reduced to a very narrow compass; but we should know
+more, and know it better.
+
+For six hundred years the story has been told over and over again, of
+the Old Man of the Hill--_le vieux de la montagne_--who, in his
+delightful gardens, intoxicated his young elect with voluptuous
+pleasures, made them believe that they were in paradise, and sent them
+to the ends of the earth to assassinate kings in order to merit an
+eternal paradise.
+
+ Near the Levantine shores there dwelt of old
+ An aged ruler, feared in every land;
+ Not that he owned enormous heaps of gold,
+ Not that vast armies marched at his command,--
+ But on his people's minds he things impressed,
+ Which filled with desperate courage every breast
+ The boldest of his subjects first he took,
+ Of paradise to give them a foretaste--
+ The paradise his lawgiver had painted;
+ With every joy the lying prophet's book
+ Within his falsely-pictured heaven had placed,
+ They thought their senses had become acquainted.
+ And how was this effected? 'Twas by wine--
+ Of this they drank till every sense gave way,
+ And, while in drunken lethargy they lay,
+ Were borne, according to their chief's design,
+ To sports of pleasantness--to sunshine glades,
+ Delightful gardens and inviting shades.
+ Young tender beauties were abundant there,
+ In earliest bloom, and exquisitely fair;
+ These gayly thronged around the sleeping men,
+ Who, when at length they were awake again,
+ Wondering to see the beauteous objects round,
+ Believed that some way they'd already found
+ Those fields of bliss, in every beauty decked,
+ The false Mahomet promised his elect.
+ Acquaintance quickly made, the Turks advance;
+ The maidens join them in a sprightly dance;
+ Sweet music charms them as they trip along;
+ And every feathered warbler adds his song.
+ The joys that could for every sense suffice.
+ Were found within this earthly paradise.
+ Wine, too, was there--and its effects the same;
+ These people drank, till they could drink no more,
+ Were earned to the place from whence they came.
+ And what resulted from this trickery?
+ These men believed that they should surely be
+ Again transported to that place of pleasure,
+ If, without fear of suffering or of death,
+ They showed devotion to Mahomet's faith,
+ And to their prince obedience without measure.
+ Thus might their sovereign with reason say,
+ And that, now his device had made them so,
+ His was the mightiest empire here below....
+
+All this might be very well in one of La Fontaine's tales--setting apart
+the weakness of the verse; and there are a hundred historical anecdotes
+which could be tolerated there only.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+
+Assassination being, next to poisoning, the crime most cowardly and most
+deserving of punishment, it is not astonishing that it has found an
+apologist in a man whose singular reasoning is, in some things, at
+variance with the reason of the rest of mankind.
+
+In a romance entitled "Emilius," he imagines that he is the guardian of
+a young man, to whom he is very careful to give an education such as is
+received in the military school--teaching him languages, geometry,
+tactics, fortification, and the history of his country. He does not seek
+to inspire him with love for his king and his country, but contents
+himself with making him a joiner. He would have this gentleman-joiner,
+when he has received a blow or a challenge, instead of returning it and
+fighting, "prudently assassinate the man." Molière does, it is true, say
+jestingly, in _"L'Amour Peintre,"_ "assassination is the safest"; but
+the author of this romance asserts that it is the most just and
+reasonable. He says this very seriously, and, in the immensity of his
+paradoxes, this is one of the three or four things which he first says.
+The same spirit of wisdom and decency which makes him declare that a
+preceptor should often accompany his pupil to a place of prostitution,
+makes him decide that this disciple should be an assassin. So that the
+education which Jean Jacques would give to a young man consists in
+teaching him how to handle the plane, and in fitting him for salivation
+and the rope.
+
+We doubt whether fathers of families will be eager to give such
+preceptors to their children. It seems to us that the romance of Emilius
+departs rather too much from the maxims of Mentor in "Telemachus"; but
+it must also be acknowledged that our age has in all things very much
+varied from the great age of Louis XIV.
+
+Happily, none of these horrible infatuations are to be found in the
+"Encyclopædia." It often displays a philosophy seemingly bold, but never
+that atrocious and extravagant babbling which two or three fools have
+called philosophy, and two or three ladies, eloquence.
+
+
+
+
+ASTROLOGY.
+
+
+Astrology might rest on a better foundation than magic. For if no one
+has seen farfadets, or lemures, or dives, or peris, or demons, or
+cacodemons, the predictions of astrologers have often been found true.
+Let two astrologers be consulted on the life of an infant, and on the
+weather; if one of them say that the child shall five to the age of man,
+the other that he shall not; if one foretell rain and the other fair
+weather, it is quite clear that there will be a prophet.
+
+The great misfortune of astrologers is that the heavens have changed
+since the rules of the art were laid down. The sun, which at the equinox
+was in the Ram in the time of the Argonauts, is now in the Bull; and
+astrologers, most unfortunately for their art, now attribute to one
+house of the sun that which visibly belongs to another. Still, this is
+not a demonstrative argument against astrology. The masters of the art
+are mistaken; but it is not proved that the art cannot exist.
+
+There would be no absurdity in saying, "Such a child was born during the
+moon's increase, in a stormy season, at the rising of a certain star;
+its constitution was bad, and its life short and miserable, which is the
+ordinary lot of weak temperaments; another, on the contrary, was born
+when the moon was at the full, and the sun in all his power, in calm
+weather, at the rising of another particular star; his constitution was
+good, and his life long and happy." If such observations had been
+frequently repeated, and found just, experience might, at the end of a
+few thousand centuries, have formed an art which it would have been
+difficult to call in question; it would have been thought, not without
+some appearance of truth, that men are like trees and vegetables, which
+must be planted only in certain seasons. It would have been of no
+service against the astrologers to say, "My son was born in fine
+weather, yet he died in his cradle." The astrologer would have answered,
+"It often happens that trees planted in the proper season perish
+prematurely; I will answer for the stars, but not for the particular
+conformation which you communicated to your child; astrology operates
+only when there is no cause opposed to the good which they have power to
+work."
+
+[Illustration: An Astrologer.]
+
+Nor would astrology have suffered any more discredit from it being said:
+"Of two children who were born in the same minute, one became a king,
+the other nothing more than churchwarden of his parish;" for a defence
+would easily have been made by showing that the peasant made his fortune
+in becoming churchwarden, just as much as the prince did in becoming
+king.
+
+And if it were alleged that a bandit, hung up by order of Sixtus the
+Fifth, was born at the same time as Sixtus, who, from being a swineherd,
+became pope, the astrologers would say that there was a mistake of a few
+seconds, and that, according to the rules, the same star could not
+bestow the tiara and the gallows. It was, then, only because
+long-accumulated experience gave the lie to the predictions that men at
+length perceived that the art was illusory; but their credulity was of
+long duration.
+
+One of the most famous mathematicians of Europe, named Stoffler, who
+flourished in the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries, foretold a
+universal deluge for the year 1524. This deluge was to happen in the
+month of February, and nothing can be more plausible, for Saturn,
+Jupiter, and Mars were then in conjunction in the sign of the Fishes.
+Every nation in Europe, Asia, and Africa that heard of the prediction
+was in consternation. The whole world expected the deluge, in spite of
+the rainbow. Several contemporary authors relate that the inhabitants of
+the maritime provinces of Germany hastened to sell their lands, at any
+price, to such as had more money and less credulity than themselves.
+Each one provided himself with a boat to serve as an ark. A doctor of
+Toulouse, in particular, named Auriol, had an ark built for himself, his
+family, and friends; and the same precautions were taken in a great part
+of Italy. At last the month of February arrived, and not a drop of rain
+fell, never was a month more dry, never were the astrologers more
+embarrassed. However, we neither discouraged nor neglected them; almost
+all our princes continued to consult them.
+
+I have not the honor to be a prince; nevertheless, the celebrated Count
+de Boulainvilliers and an Italian, named Colonna, who had great
+reputation at Paris, both foretold to me that I should assuredly die at
+the age of thirty-two. I have already been so malicious as to deceive
+them thirty years in their calculation--for which I most humbly ask
+their pardon.
+
+
+
+
+ASTRONOMY,
+
+WITH A FEW MORE REFLECTIONS ON ASTROLOGY.
+
+
+M. Duval, who, if I mistake not, was librarian to the Emperor Francis
+I., gives us an account of the manner in which, in his childhood, pure
+instinct gave him the first ideas of astronomy. He was contemplating the
+moon which, as it declined towards the west, seemed to touch the trees
+of a wood. He doubted not that he should find it behind the trees, and,
+on running thither, was astonished to see it at the extremity of the
+horizon.
+
+The following days his curiosity prompted him to watch the course of
+this luminary, and he was still more surprised to find that it rose and
+set at various hours. The different forms which it took from week to
+week, and its total disappearance for some nights, also contributed to
+fix his attention. All that a child could do was to observe and to
+admire, and this was doing much; not one in ten thousand has this
+curiosity and perseverance.
+
+He studied, as he could, for three years, with no other book than the
+heavens, no other master than his eyes. He observed that the stars did
+not change their relative positions; but the brilliancy of the planet
+Venus having caught his attention, it seemed to him to have a particular
+course, like that of the moon. He watched it every night; it disappeared
+for a long time; and at length he saw it become the morning instead of
+the evening star. The course of the sun, which from month to month, rose
+and set in different parts of the heavens, did not escape him. He marked
+the solstices with two staves, without knowing what the solstices were.
+
+It appears to me that some profit might be derived from this example,
+in teaching astronomy to a child of ten or twelve years of age, and with
+much greater facility than this extraordinary child, of whom I have
+spoken, taught himself its first elements.
+
+It is a very attractive spectacle for a mind disposed to the
+contemplation of nature to see that the different phases of the moon are
+precisely the same as those of a globe round which a lighted candle is
+moved, showing here a quarter, here the half of its surface, and
+becoming invisible when an opaque body is interposed between it and the
+candle. In this manner it was that Galileo explained the true principles
+of astronomy before the doge and senators of Venice on St. Mark's tower;
+he demonstrated everything to the eyes.
+
+Indeed, not only a child, but even a man of mature age, who has seen the
+constellations only on maps or globes, finds it difficult to recognize
+them in the heavens. In a little time the child will quite well
+comprehend the causes of the sun's apparent course, and the daily
+revolutions of the fixed stars.
+
+He will, in particular, discover the constellations with the aid of
+these four Latin lines, made by an astronomer about fifty years ago, and
+which are not sufficiently known:
+
+_Delta Aries, Perseum Taurus, Geminique Capellam; Nil Cancer, Plaustrum
+Leo, Virgo Coman, atque Bootem, Libra Anguem, Anguiferum fert Scorpios;
+Antinoum Arcus; Delphinum Caper, Amphora Equos, Cepheida Pisces._
+
+Nothing should be said to him about the systems of Ptolemy and Tycho
+Brahe, because they are false; they can never be of any other service
+than to explain some passages in ancient authors, relating to the errors
+of antiquity. For instance, in the second book of Ovid's
+_"Metamorphoses"_ the sun says to Phaëton:
+
+ _Adde, quod assidua rapitur vertigine coelum;_
+ _Nitor in adversum; nec me, qui cætera, vincit_
+ _Impetus; et rapido contrarius evehor orbi._
+
+ A rapid motion carries round the heavens;
+ But I--and I alone--resist its force,
+ Marching secure in my opposing path.
+
+This idea of a first mover turning the heavens round in twenty-four
+hours with an impossible motion, and of the sun, though acted upon by
+this first motion, yet imperceptibly advancing from west to east by a
+motion peculiar to itself, and without a cause, would but embarrass a
+young beginner.
+
+It is sufficient for him to know that, whether the earth revolves on its
+own axis and round the sun, or the sun completes his revolution in a
+year, appearances are nearly the same, and that, in astronomy, we are
+obliged to judge of things by our eyes before we examine them as natural
+philosophers.
+
+He will soon know the cause of the eclipses of the sun and the moon, and
+why they do not occur every night. It will at first appear to him that,
+the moon being every month in opposition to and in conjunction with the
+sun, we should have an eclipse of the sun and one of the moon every
+month. But when he finds that these two luminaries are not in the same
+plane and are seldom in the same line with the earth, he will no longer
+be surprised.
+
+He will easily be made to understand how it is that eclipses have been
+foretold, by knowing the exact circle in which the apparent motion of
+the sun and the real motion of the moon are accomplished. He will be
+told that observers found by experience and calculation the number of
+times that these two bodies are precisely in the same line with the
+earth in the space of nineteen years and a few hours, after which they
+seem to recommence the same course; so that, making the necessary
+allowances for the little inequalities that occurred during those
+nineteen years, the exact day, hour, and minute of an eclipse of the sun
+or moon were foretold. These first elements are soon acquired by a child
+of clear conceptions.
+
+Not even the precession of the equinoxes will terrify him. It will be
+enough to tell him that the sun has constantly appeared to advance in
+his annual course, one degree in seventy-two years, towards the east;
+and this is what Ovid meant to express: _"Contrarius evehor
+orbi"_;--"Marching secure in my opposing path."
+
+Thus the Ram, which the sun formerly entered at the beginning of spring,
+is now in the place where the Bull was then. This change which has taken
+place in the heavens, and the entrance of the sun into other
+constellations than those which he formerly occupied, were the
+strongest arguments against the pretended rules of judicial astrology.
+It does not, however, appear that this proof was employed before the
+present century to destroy this universal extravagance which so long
+infected all mankind, and is still in great vogue in Persia.
+
+A man born, according to the almanac, when the sun was in the sign of
+the Lion, was necessarily to be courageous; but, unfortunately, he was
+in reality born under the sign of the Virgin. So that Gauric and Michael
+Morin should have changed all the rules of their art.
+
+It is indeed odd that all the laws of astrology were contrary to those
+of astronomy. The wretched charlatans of antiquity and their stupid
+disciples, who have been so well received and so well paid by all the
+princes of Europe, talked of nothing but Mars and Venus, stationary and
+retrograde. Such as had Mars stationary were always to conquer. Venus
+stationary made all lovers happy. Nothing was worse than to be born
+under Venus retrograde. But the fact is that these planets have never
+been either retrograde or stationary, which a very slight knowledge of
+optics would have sufficed to show.
+
+How, then, can it have been that, in spite of physics and geometry, the
+ridiculous chimera of astrology is entertained even to this day, so that
+we have seen men distinguished for their general knowledge, and
+especially profound in history, who have all their lives been infatuated
+by so despicable an error? But the error was ancient, and that was
+enough.
+
+The Egyptians, the Chaldæans, the Jews, foretold the future; therefore,
+it may be foretold now. Serpents were charmed and spirits were raised in
+those days; therefore, spirits may be raised and serpents charmed now.
+It is only necessary to know the precise formula made use of for the
+purpose. If predictions are at an end, it is the fault, not of the art,
+but of the artist. Michael Morin and his secret died together. It is
+thus that the alchemists speak of the philosopher's stone; if, say they,
+we do not now find it, it is because we do not yet know precisely how to
+seek it; but it is certainly in Solomon's collar-bone. And, with this
+glorious certainty, more than two hundred families in France and Germany
+have ruined themselves.
+
+It is not then to be wondered at that the whole world has been duped by
+astrology. The wretched argument, "there are false prodigies, therefore
+there are true ones," is neither that of a philosopher, nor of a man
+acquainted with the world. "That is false and absurd, therefore it will
+be believed by the multitude," is a much truer maxim.
+
+It is still less astonishing that so many men, raised in other things so
+far above the vulgar; so many princes, so many popes, whom it would have
+been impossible to mislead in the smallest affair of interest, have been
+so ridiculously seduced by this astrological nonsense. They were very
+proud and very ignorant. The stars were for them alone; the rest of the
+world a rabble, with whom the stars had nothing to do. They were like
+the prince who trembled at the sight of a comet, and said gravely to
+those who did not fear it, "You may behold it without concern; you are
+not princes."
+
+The famous German leader, Wallenstein, was one of those infatuated by
+this chimera; he called himself a prince, and consequently thought that
+the zodiac had been made on purpose for him. He never besieged a town,
+nor fought a battle, until he had held a council with the heavens; but,
+as this great man was very ignorant, he placed at the head of this
+council a rogue of an Italian, named Seni, keeping him a coach and six,
+and giving him a pension of twenty thousand livres. Seni, however, never
+foresaw that Wallenstein would be assassinated by order of his most
+gracious sovereign, and that he himself would return to Italy on foot.
+
+It is quite evident that nothing can be known of the future, otherwise
+than by conjectures. These conjectures may be so well-founded as to
+approach certainty. You see a shark swallow a little boy; you may wager
+ten thousand to one that he will be devoured; but you cannot be
+absolutely sure of it, after the adventures of Hercules, Jonas, and
+Orlando Furioso, who each lived so long in a fish's belly.
+
+It cannot be too often repeated that Albertus Magnus and Cardinal
+d'Ailli both made the horoscope of Jesus Christ. It would appear that
+they read in the stars how many devils he would cast out of the bodies
+of the possessed, and what sort of death he was to die. But it was
+unfortunate that these learned astrologers _foretold_ all these things
+so long _after_ they happened.
+
+We shall elsewhere see that in a sect which passes for Christian, it is
+believed to be impossible for the Supreme Intelligence to see the future
+otherwise than by supreme conjecture; for, as the future does not exist,
+it is, say they, a contradiction in terms to talk of seeing at the
+present time that which is not.
+
+
+
+
+ATHEISM.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+
+_On the Comparison so Often Made between Atheism and Idolatry._
+
+It seems to me that, in the _"Dictionnaire Encyclopédique,"_ a more
+powerful refutation might have been brought against the Jesuit
+Richeome's opinion concerning atheists and idolaters--an opinion
+formerly maintained by St. Thomas, St. Gregory Nazianzen, St. Cyprian,
+and Tertullian--an opinion which Arnobius placed in a strong light when
+he said to the pagans, "Do you not blush to reproach us with contempt
+for your gods? Is it not better to believe in no god than to impute to
+them infamous actions?"--an opinion long before established by
+Plutarch, who stated that he would rather have it said that there was
+no Plutarch than that there was a Plutarch, inconstant, choleric, and
+vindictive--an opinion, too, fortified by all the dialectical efforts of
+Bayle.
+
+Such is the ground of dispute, placed in a very striking point of view
+by the Jesuit Richeome, and made still more specious by the way in which
+Bayle sets it off:
+
+"There are two porters at the door of a house. You ask to speak to the
+master. He is not at home, answers one. He is at home, answers the
+other, but is busied in making false money, false contracts, daggers,
+and poisons, to destroy those who have only accomplished his designs.
+The atheist resembles the former of these porters, the pagan the latter.
+It is then evident that the pagan offends the Divinity more grievously
+than the atheist."
+
+With the permission of Father Richeome, and that of Bayle himself, this
+is not at all the state of the question. For the first porter to be like
+the atheist, he must say, not "My master is not here," but "I have no
+master; he who you pretend is my master does not exist. My comrade is a
+blockhead to tell you that the gentleman is engaged in mixing poisons
+and wetting poniards to assassinate those who have executed his will.
+There is no such being in the world."
+
+Richeome, therefore, has reasoned very ill; and Bayle, in his rather
+diffuse discourses, has so far forgotten himself as to do Richeome the
+honor of making a very lame comment upon him.
+
+Plutarch seems to express himself much better, in declaring that he
+prefers those who say there is no Plutarch to those who assert that
+Plutarch is unfit for society. Indeed, of what consequence to him was
+its being said that he was not in the world? But it was of great
+consequence that his reputation should not be injured. With the Supreme
+Being it is otherwise.
+
+Still Plutarch does not come to the real point in discussion. It is only
+asked who most offends the Supreme Being--he who denies Him, or he who
+disfigures Him? It is impossible to know, otherwise than by revelation,
+whether God is offended at the vain discourses which men hold about Him.
+
+Philosophers almost always fall unconsciously into the ideas of the
+vulgar, in supposing that God is jealous of His glory, wrathful, and
+given to revenge, and in taking rhetorical figures for real ideas. That
+which interests the whole world is to know whether it is not better to
+admit a rewarding and avenging God, recompensing hidden good actions,
+and punishing secret crimes, than to admit no God at all.
+
+Bayle exhausts himself in repeating all the infamous things imputed to
+the gods of antiquity. His adversaries answer him by unmeaning
+commonplaces. The partisans and the enemies of Bayle have almost always
+fought without coming to close quarters. They all agree that Jupiter
+was an adulterer, Venus a wanton, Mercury a rogue. But this, I conceive,
+ought not to be considered; the religion of the ancient Romans should be
+distinguished from Ovid's _"Metamorphoses."_ It is quite certain that
+neither they nor even the Greeks ever had a temple dedicated to Mercury
+the Rogue, Venus the Wanton, or Jupiter the Adulterer.
+
+The god whom the Romans called _"Deus optimus maximus"_--most good, most
+great--was not believed to have encouraged Clodius to lie with Cæsar's
+wife, nor Cæsar to become the minion of King Nicomedes.
+
+Cicero does not say that Mercury incited Verres to rob Sicily, though,
+in the fable, Mercury had stolen Apollo's cows. The real religion of the
+ancients was that Jupiter, most good and just, with the secondary
+divinities, punished perjury in the infernal regions. Thus, the Romans
+were long the most religious observers of their oaths. It was in no wise
+ordained that they should believe in Leda's two eggs, in the
+transformation of Inachus's daughter into a cow, or in Apollo's love for
+Hyacinthus. Therefore it must not be said that the religion of Numa was
+dishonoring to the Divinity. So that, as but too often happens, there
+has been a long dispute about a chimera.
+
+Then, it is asked, can a people of atheists exist? I consider that a
+distinction must be made between the people, properly so called, and a
+society of philosophers above the people. It is true that, in every
+country, the populace require the strongest curb; and that if Bayle had
+had but five or six hundred peasants to govern, he would not have failed
+to announce to them a rewarding and avenging God. But Bayle would have
+said nothing about them to the Epicureans, who were people of wealth,
+fond of quiet, cultivating all the social virtues, and friendship in
+particular, shunning the dangers and embarrassments of public
+affairs--leading, in short, a life of ease and innocence. The dispute,
+so far as it regards policy and society, seems to me to end here.
+
+As for people entirely savage, they can be counted neither among the
+theists nor among the atheists. To ask them what is their creed would be
+like asking them if they are for Aristotle or Democritus. They know
+nothing; they are no more atheists than they are peripatetics.
+
+But, it may be insisted, that they live in society, though they have no
+God, and that, therefore, society may subsist without religion.
+
+In this case I shall reply that wolves live so; and that an assemblage
+of barbarous cannibals, as you suppose them to be, is not a society.
+And, further, I will ask you if, when you have lent your money to any
+one of your society, you would have neither your debtor, nor your
+attorney, nor your notary, nor your judge, believe in a God?
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+_Modern Atheists.--Arguments of the Worshippers of God._
+
+We are intelligent beings, and intelligent beings cannot have been
+formed by a blind, brute, insensible being; there is certainly some
+difference between a clod and the ideas of Newton. Newton's
+intelligence, then, came from some other intelligence.
+
+When we see a fine machine, we say there is a good machinist, and that
+he has an excellent understanding. The world is assuredly an admirable
+machine; therefore there is in the world, somewhere or other, an
+admirable intelligence. This argument is old, but is not therefore the
+worse.
+
+All animated bodies are composed of levers and pulleys, which act
+according to the laws of mechanics; of liquors, which are kept in
+perpetual circulation by the laws of hydrostatics; and the reflection
+that all these beings have sentiment which has no relation to their
+organization, fills us with wonder.
+
+The motions of the stars, that of our little earth round the sun--all
+are operated according to the laws of the profoundest mathematics. How
+could it be that Plato, who knew not one of these laws--the eloquent but
+chimerical Plato, who said that the foundation of the earth was an
+equilateral triangle, and that of water a right-angled triangle--the
+strange Plato, who said there could be but five worlds, because there
+were but five regular bodieshow, I say, was it that Plato, who was not
+even acquainted with spherical trigonometry, had nevertheless so fine a
+genius, so happy an instinct, as to call God the Eternal
+Geometrician--to feel that there exists a forming Intelligence? Spinoza
+himself confesses it. It is impossible to controvert this truth, which
+surrounds us and presses us on all sides.
+
+_Argument of the Atheists._
+
+I have, however, known refractory individuals, who have said that there
+is no forming intelligence, and that motion alone has formed all that we
+see and all that we are. They say boldly that the combination of this
+universe was possible because it exists; therefore it was possible for
+motion of itself to arrange it. Take four planets only--Mars, Venus,
+Mercury, and the Earth; let us consider them solely in the situations in
+which they now are; and let us see how many probabilities we have that
+motion will bring them again to those respective places. There are but
+twenty-four chances in this combination; that is, it is only twenty-four
+to one that these planets will not be found in the same situations with
+respect to one another. To these four globes add that of Jupiter; and it
+is then only a hundred and twenty to one that Jupiter, Mars, Venus,
+Mercury, and our globe will not be placed in the same positions in which
+we now see them.
+
+Lastly, add Saturn; and there will then be only seven hundred and twenty
+chances to one against putting these planets in their present
+arrangement, according to their given distances. It is, then,
+demonstrated that once, at least, in seven hundred and twenty cases,
+chance might place these planets in their present order.
+
+Then take all the secondary planets, all their motions, all the beings
+that vegetate, live, feel, think, act, on all these globes; you have
+only to increase the number of chances; multiply this number to all
+eternity--to what our weakness calls _infinity_--there will still be an
+unit in favor of the formation of the world, such as it is, by motion
+alone; therefore it is possible that, in all eternity, the motion of
+matter alone has produced the universe as it exists. Nay, this
+combination must, in eternity, of necessity happen. Thus, say they, not
+only it is possible that the world is as it is by motion alone, but it
+was impossible that it should not be so after infinite combinations.
+
+_Answer._
+
+All this supposition seems to me to be prodigiously chimerical, for two
+reasons: the first is, that in this universe there are intelligent
+beings, and you cannot prove it possible for motion alone to produce
+understanding. The second is, that, by your own confession, the chances
+are infinity to unity, that an intelligent forming cause produced the
+universe. Standing alone against infinity, a unit makes but a poor
+figure.
+
+Again Spinoza himself admits this intelligence; it is the basis of his
+system. You have not read him, but you must read him. Why would you go
+further than he, and, through a foolish pride, plunge into the abyss
+where Spinoza dared not to descend? Are you not aware of the extreme
+folly of saying that it is owing to a blind cause that the square of the
+revolution of one planet is always to the squares of the others as the
+cube of its distance is to the cubes of the distances of the others from
+the common centre? Either the planets are great geometricians, or the
+Eternal Geometrician has arranged the planets.
+
+But where is the Eternal Geometrician? Is He in one place, or in all
+places, without occupying space? I know not. Has He arranged all things
+of His own substance? I know not. Is He immense, without quantity and
+without quality? I know not. All I know is, that we must adore Him and
+be just.
+
+_New Objection of a Modern Atheist._
+
+Can it be said that the conformation of animals is according to their
+necessities? What are those necessities? Self-preservation and
+propagation. Now, is it astonishing that, of the infinite combinations
+produced by chance, those only have survived which had organs adapted
+for their nourishment and the continuation of their species? Must not
+all others necessarily have perished?
+
+_Answer._
+
+This argument, taken from Lucretius, is sufficiently refuted by the
+sensation given to animals and the intelligence given to man. How, as
+has just been said in the preceding paragraph, should combinations
+produced by chance produce this sensation and this intelligence? Yes,
+doubtless, the members of animals are made for all their necessities
+with an incomprehensible art, and you have not the boldness to deny it.
+You do not mention it. You feel that you can say nothing in answer to
+this great argument which Nature brings against you. The disposition of
+the wing of a fly, or of the feelers of a snail, is sufficient to
+confound you.
+
+_An Objection of Maupertuis._
+
+The natural philosophers of modern times have done nothing more than
+extend these pretended arguments; this they have sometimes done even to
+minuteness and indecency. They have found God in the folds of a
+rhinoceros's hide; they might, with equal reason, have denied His
+existence on account of the tortoise's shell.
+
+_Answer._
+
+What reasoning! The tortoise and the rhinoceros, and all the different
+species, prove alike in their infinite varieties the same cause, the
+same design, the same end, which are preservation, generation, and
+death. Unity is found in this immense variety; the hide and the shell
+bear equal testimony. What! deny God, because a shell is not like a
+skin! And journalists have lavished upon this coxcombry praises which
+they have withheld from Newton and Locke, both worshippers of the
+Divinity from thorough examination and conviction!
+
+_Another of Maupertuis's Objections._
+
+Of what service are beauty and fitness in the construction of a serpent?
+Perhaps, you say, it has uses of which we are ignorant. Let us then, at
+least, be silent, and not admire an animal which we know only by the
+mischief it does.
+
+_Answer._
+
+Be you silent, also, since you know no more of its utility than myself;
+or acknowledge that, in reptiles, everything is admirably proportioned.
+Some of them are venomous; you have been so too. The only subject at
+present under consideration is the prodigious art which has formed
+serpents, quadrupeds, birds, fishes, and bipeds. This art is evident
+enough. You ask, Why is not the serpent harmless? And why have you not
+been harmless? Why have you been a persecutor? which, in a philosopher,
+is the greatest of crimes. This is quite another question; it is that of
+physical and moral evil. It has long been asked, Why are there so many
+serpents, and so many wicked men worse than serpents? If flies could
+reason, they would complain to God of the existence of spiders; but they
+would, at the same time, acknowledge what Minerva confessed to Arachne
+in the fable, that they arrange their webs in a wonderful manner.
+
+We cannot, then, do otherwise than acknowledge an ineffable
+Intelligence, which Spinoza himself admitted. We must own that it is
+displayed as much in the meanest insect as in the planets. And with
+regard to moral and physical evil, what can be done or said? Let us
+console ourselves by the enjoyment of physical and moral good, and adore
+the Eternal Being, who has ordained the one and permitted the other.
+
+One word more on this topic. Atheism is the vice of some intelligent
+men, and superstition is the vice of fools. And what is the vice of
+knaves?--Hypocrisy.
+
+
+SECTION III.
+
+_Unjust Accusation.--Justification of Vanini._
+
+Formerly, whoever was possessed of a secret in any art was in danger of
+passing for a sorcerer; every new sect was charged with murdering
+infants in its mysteries; and every philosopher who departed from the
+jargon of the schools was accused of atheism by knaves and fanatics, and
+condemned by blockheads.
+
+Anaxagorus dares to assert that the sun is not conducted by Apollo,
+mounted in a chariot and four; he is condemned as an atheist, and
+compelled to fly.
+
+Aristotle is accused of atheism by a priest, and not being powerful
+enough to punish his accuser, he retires to Chalcis. But the death of
+Socrates is the greatest blot on the page of Grecian history.
+
+Aristophanes--he whom commentators admire because he was a Greek,
+forgetting that Socrates was also a Greek--Aristophanes was the first
+who accustomed the Athenians to regard Socrates as an atheist.
+
+This comic poet, who is neither comic nor poetical, would not, among us,
+have been permitted to exhibit his farces at the fair of St. Lawrence.
+He appears to me to be much lower and more despicable than Plutarch
+represents him. Let us see what the wise Plutarch says of this buffoon:
+"The language of Aristophanes bespeaks his miserable quackery; it is
+made up of the lowest and most disgusting puns; he is not even pleasing
+to the people; and to men of judgment and honor he is insupportable; his
+arrogance is intolerable, and all good men detest his malignity."
+
+This, then, is the jack-pudding whom Madame Dacier, an admirer of
+Socrates, ventures to admire! Such was the man who, indirectly, prepared
+the poison by which infamous judges put to death the most virtuous man
+in Greece.
+
+The tanners, cobblers, and seamstresses of Athens applauded a farce in
+which Socrates was represented lifted in the air in a hamper, announcing
+that there was no God, and boasting of having stolen a cloak while he
+was teaching philosophy. A whole people, whose government sanctioned
+such infamous licences, well deserved what has happened to them, to
+become slaves to the Romans, and, subsequently, to the Turks. The
+Russians, whom the Greeks of old would have called barbarians, would
+neither have poisoned Socrates, nor have condemned Alcibiades to death.
+
+We pass over the ages between the Roman commonwealth and our own times.
+The Romans, much more wise than the Greeks, never persecuted a
+philosopher for his opinions. Not so the barbarous nations which
+succeeded the Roman Empire. No sooner did the Emperor Frederick II.
+begin to quarrel with the popes, than he was accused of being an
+atheist, and being the author of the book of "The Three Impostors,"
+conjointly with his chancellor De Vincis.
+
+Does our high-chancellor, de l'Hôpital, declare against persecution? He
+is immediately charged with atheism--_"Homo doctus, sed vetus atheus."_
+There was a Jesuit, as much beneath Aristophanes as Aristophanes is
+beneath Homer--a wretch, whose name has become ridiculous even among
+fanatics--the Jesuit Garasse, who found atheists everywhere. He bestows
+the name upon all who are the objects of his virulence. He calls
+Theodore Beza an atheist. It was he, too, that led the public into error
+concerning Vanini.
+
+The unfortunate end of Vanini does not excite our pity and indignation
+like that of Socrates, because Vanini was only a foreign pedant, without
+merit; however, Vanini was not, as was pretended, an atheist; he was
+quite the contrary.
+
+He was a poor Neapolitan priest, a theologian and preacher by trade, an
+outrageous disputer on quiddities and universals, and _"utrum chimæra
+bombinans in vacuo possit comedere secundas intentiones."_ But there was
+nothing in him tending to atheism. His notion of God is that of the
+soundest and most approved theology: "God is the beginning and the end,
+the father of both, without need of either, eternal without time, in no
+one place, yet present everywhere. To him there is neither past nor
+future; he is within and without everything; he has created all, and
+governs all; he is immutable, infinite without parts; his power is his
+will." This is not very philosophical, but it is the most approved
+theology.
+
+Vanini prided himself on reviving Plato's fine idea, adopted by
+Averroës, that God had created a chain of beings from the smallest to
+the greatest, the last link of which was attached to his eternal throne;
+an idea more sublime than true, but as distant from atheism as being
+from nothing.
+
+He travelled to seek his fortune and to dispute; but, unfortunately,
+disputation leads not to fortune; a man makes himself as many
+irreconcilable enemies as he finds men of learning or of pedantry to
+argue against. Vanini's ill-fortune had no other source. His heat and
+rudeness in disputation procured him the hatred of some theologians; and
+having quarrelled with one Franconi, this Franconi, the friend of his
+enemies, charged him with being an atheist and teaching atheism.
+
+Franconi, aided by some witnesses, had the barbarity, when confronted
+with the accused, to maintain what he had advanced. Vanini, on the
+stool, being asked what he thought of the existence of a God, answered
+that he, with the Church, adored a God in three persons. Taking a straw
+from the ground, "This," said he, "is sufficient to prove that there is
+a creator." He then delivered a very fine discourse on vegetation and
+motion, and the necessity of a Supreme Being, without whom there could
+be neither motion nor vegetation.
+
+The president Grammont, who was then at Toulouse, repeats this discourse
+in his history of France, now so little known; and the same Grammont,
+through some unaccountable prejudice, asserts that Vanini said all this
+"through vanity, or through fear, rather than from inward conviction."
+
+On what could this atrocious, rash judgment of the president be founded?
+It is evident, from Vanini's answer, that he could not but be acquitted
+of the charge of atheism. But what followed? This unfortunate foreign
+priest also dabbled in medicine. There was found in his house a large
+live toad, which he kept in a vessel of water; he was forthwith accused
+of being a sorcerer. It was maintained that this toad was the god which
+he adored. An impious meaning was attributed to several passages of his
+books, a thing which is both common and easy, by taking objections for
+answers, giving some bad sense to a loose phrase, and perverting an
+innocent expression. At last, the faction which oppressed him forced
+from his judges the sentence which condemned him to die.
+
+In order to justify this execution it was necessary to charge the
+unfortunate man with the most enormous of crimes. The grey friar--the
+_very_ grey friar Marsenne, was so besotted as to publish that "Vanini
+set out from Naples, with twelve of his apostles, to convert the whole
+world to atheism." What a pitiful tale! How should a poor priest have
+twelve men in his pay? How should he persuade twelve Neapolitans to
+travel at great expense, in order to spread this revolting doctrine at
+the peril of their lives? Would a king himself have it in his power to
+pay twelve preachers of atheism? No one before Father Marsenne had
+advanced so enormous an absurdity. But after him it was repeated; the
+journals and historical dictionaries caught it, and the world, which
+loves the extraordinary, has believed the fable without examination.
+
+Even Bayle, in his miscellaneous thoughts (_Pensées Diverses_), speaks
+of Vanini as of an atheist. He cites his example in support of his
+paradox, that "a society of atheists might exist." He assures us that
+Vanini was a man of very regular morals, and that he was a martyr to
+his philosophical opinions. On both these points he is equally mistaken.
+Vanini informs us in his "Dialogues," written in imitation of Erasmus,
+that he had a mistress named Isabel. He was as free in his writings as
+in his conduct; but he was not an atheist.
+
+A century after his death, the learned Lacroze, and he who took the name
+of Philaletes, endeavored to justify him. But as no one cares anything
+about the memory of an unfortunate Neapolitan, scarcely any one has read
+these apologies.
+
+The Jesuit Hardouin, more learned and no less rash than Garasse, in his
+book entitled _"Athei Detecti"_ charges the Descartes, the Arnaulds, the
+Pascals, the Malebranches, with atheism. Happily, Vanini's fate was not
+theirs.
+
+
+SECTION IV.
+
+A word on the question in morals, agitated by Bayle, "Whether a society
+of atheists can exist." Here let us first observe the enormous
+self-contradictions of men in disputation. Those who have been most
+violent in opposing the opinion of Bayle, those who have denied with the
+greatest virulence the possibility of a society of atheists, are the
+very men who have since maintained with equal ardor that atheism is the
+religion of the Chinese government.
+
+They have most assuredly been mistaken concerning the government of
+China; they had only to read the edicts of the emperors of that vast
+country, and they would have seen that those edicts are sermons, in
+which a Supreme Being--governing, avenging, and rewarding--is
+continually spoken of.
+
+But, at the same time, they are no less deceived respecting the
+impossibility of a society of atheists; nor can I conceive how Bayle
+could forget a striking instance which might have rendered his cause
+victorious.
+
+In what does the apparent impossibility of a society of atheists
+consist? In this: It is judged that men without some restraint could not
+live together; that laws have no power against secret crimes; and that
+it is necessary to have an avenging God--punishing, in this world or in
+the next, such as escape human justice.
+
+The laws of Moses, it is true, did not teach the doctrine of a life to
+come, did not threaten with chastisements after death, nor even teach
+the primitive Jews the immortality of the soul; but the Jews, far from
+being atheists, far from believing that they could elude the divine
+vengeance, were the most religious of men. They believed not only in the
+existence of an eternal God, but that He was always present among them;
+they trembled lest they should be punished in themselves, their wives,
+their children, their posterity to the fourth generation. This was a
+very powerful check.
+
+But among the Gentiles various sects had no restraint; the Skeptics
+doubted of everything; the Academics suspended their judgment on
+everything; the Epicureans were persuaded that the Divinity could not
+meddle in human affairs, and in their hearts admitted no Divinity. They
+were convinced that the soul is not a substance, but a faculty which is
+born and perishes with the body; consequently, they had no restraint but
+that of morality and honor. The Roman senators and knights were in
+reality atheists; for to men who neither feared nor hoped anything from
+them, the gods could not exist. The Roman senate, then, in the time of
+Cæsar and Cicero, was in fact an assembly of atheists.
+
+That great orator, in his oration for Cluentius, says to the whole
+assembled senate: "What does he lose by death? We reject all the silly
+fables about the infernal regions. What, then, can death take from him?
+Nothing but the susceptibility of sorrow."
+
+Does not Cæsar, wishing to save the life of his friend Catiline,
+threatened by the same Cicero, object that to put a criminal to death is
+not to punish him--that death is nothing--that it is but the termination
+of our ills--a moment rather fortunate than calamitous? Did not Cicero
+and the whole senate yield to this reasoning? The conquerors and
+legislators of all the known world then, evidently, formed a society of
+men who feared nothing from the gods, but were real atheists.
+
+Bayle next examines whether idolatry is more dangerous than
+atheism--whether it is a greater crime not to believe in the Divinity
+than to have unworthy notions of it; in this he thinks with
+Plutarch--that it is better to have no opinion than a bad opinion; but,
+without offence to Plutarch, it was infinitely better that the Greeks
+should fear Ceres, Neptune, and Jupiter than that they should fear
+nothing at all. It is clear that the sanctity of oaths is necessary; and
+that those are more to be trusted who think a false oath will be
+punished, than those who think they may take a false oath with impunity.
+It cannot be doubted that, in an organized society, it is better to have
+even a bad religion than no religion at all.
+
+It appears then that Bayle should rather have examined whether atheism
+or fanaticism is the most dangerous. Fanaticism is certainly a thousand
+times the most to be dreaded; for atheism inspires no sanguinary
+passion, but fanaticism does; atheism does not oppose crime, but
+fanaticism prompts to its commission. Let us suppose, with the author of
+the _"Commentarium Return Gallicarum,"_ that the High-Chancellor de
+l'Hôpital was an atheist; he made none but wise laws; he recommended
+only moderation and concord. The massacres of St. Bartholomew were
+committed by fanatics. Hobbes passed for an atheist; yet he led a life
+of innocence and quiet, while the fanatics of his time deluged England,
+Scotland, and Ireland with blood. Spinoza was not only an atheist--he
+taught atheism; but assuredly he had no part in the judicial
+assassination of Barneveldt; nor was it he who tore in pieces the two
+brothers De Witt, and ate them off the gridiron.
+
+Atheists are, for the most part, men of learning, bold but bewildered,
+who reason ill and, unable to comprehend the creation, the origin of
+evil, and other difficulties, have recourse to the hypothesis of the
+eternity of things and of necessity.
+
+The ambitious and the voluptuous have but little time to reason; they
+have other occupations than that of comparing Lucretius with Socrates.
+Such is the case with us and our time.
+
+It was otherwise with the Roman senate, which was composed almost
+entirely of theoretical and practical atheists, that is, believing
+neither in Providence nor in a future state; this senate was an assembly
+of philosophers, men of pleasure, and ambitious men, who were all very
+dangerous, and who ruined the commonwealth. Under the emperors,
+Epicureanism prevailed. The atheists of the senate had been factious in
+the times of Sulla and of Cæsar; in those of Augustus and Tiberius, they
+were atheistical slaves.
+
+I should not wish to come in the way of an atheistical prince, whose
+interest it should be to have me pounded in a mortar; I am quite sure
+that I should be so pounded. Were I a sovereign, I would not have to do
+with atheistical courtiers, whose interest it was to poison me; I should
+be under the necessity of taking an antidote every day. It is then
+absolutely necessary for princes and people that the idea of a Supreme
+Being--creating, governing, rewarding, and punishing--be profoundly
+engraved on their minds.
+
+There are, nations of atheists, says Bayle in his "Thoughts on Comets."
+The Kaffirs, the Hottentots, and many other small populations, have no
+god; they neither affirm nor deny that there is one; they have never
+heard of Him; tell them that there is one, and they will easily believe
+it; tell them that all is done by the nature of things, and they will
+believe you just the same. To pretend that they are atheists would be
+like saying they are anti-Cartesians. They are neither for Descartes nor
+against him; they are no more than children; a child is neither atheist
+nor deist; he is nothing.
+
+From all this, what conclusion is to be drawn? That atheism is a most
+pernicious monster in those who govern; that it is the same in the men
+of their cabinet, since it may extend itself from the cabinet to those
+in office; that, although less to be dreaded than fanaticism, it is
+almost always fatal to virtue. And especially, let it be added, that
+there are fewer atheists now than ever--since philosophers have become
+persuaded that there is no vegetative being without a germ, no germ
+without a design, etc., and that the corn in our fields does not spring
+from rottenness.
+
+Unphilosophical geometricians have rejected final causes, but true
+philosophers admit them; and, as it is elsewhere observed, a catechist
+announces God to children, and Newton demonstrates Him to the wise.
+
+If there be atheists, who are to blame? Who but the mercenary tyrants of
+our souls, who, while disgusting us with their knavery, urge some weak
+spirits to deny the God whom such monsters dishonor? How often have the
+people's bloodsuckers forced overburdened citizens to revolt against the
+king!
+
+Men who have fattened on our substance, cry out to us: "Be persuaded
+that an ass spoke; believe that a fish swallowed a man, and threw him up
+three days after, safe and sound, on the shore; doubt not that the God
+of the universe ordered one Jewish prophet to eat excrement, and another
+to buy two prostitutes, and have bastards by them;" such are the words
+put into the mouth of the God of purity and truth! Believe a hundred
+things either visibly abominable or mathematically impossible; otherwise
+the God of Mercy will burn you in hell-fire, not only for millions of
+millions of ages, but for all eternity, whether you have a body or have
+not a body.
+
+These brutal absurdities are revolting to rash and weak minds, as well
+as to firm and wise ones. They say: "Our teachers represent God to us as
+the most insensate and barbarous of all beings; therefore, there is no
+God." But they ought to say, "Our teachers represent God as furious and
+ridiculous, therefore God is the reverse of what they describe Him; He
+is as wise and good as they say He is foolish and wicked." Thus do the
+wise decide. But, if a fanatic hears them, he denounces them to a
+magistrate--a sort of priest's officer, which officer has them burned
+alive, thinking that he is therein imitating and avenging the Divine
+Majesty which he insults.
+
+
+
+
+ATHEIST.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+There were once many atheists among the Christians; they are now much
+fewer. It at first appears to be a paradox, but examination proves it to
+be a truth, that theology often threw men's minds into atheism, until
+philosophy at length drew them out of it. It must indeed have been
+pardonable to doubt of the Divinity, when His only announcers disputed
+on His nature. Nearly all the first Fathers of the Church made God
+corporeal, and others, after them, giving Him no extent, lodged Him in a
+part of heaven. According to some, He had created the world in Time;
+while, according to others, He had created Time itself. Some gave Him a
+Son like to Himself; others would not grant that the Son was like to the
+Father. It was also disputed in what way a third person proceeded from
+the other two.
+
+It was agitated whether the Son had been, while on earth, composed of
+two persons. So that the question undesignedly became, whether there
+were five persons in the Divinity--three in heaven and two for Jesus
+Christ upon earth; or four persons, reckoning Christ upon earth as only
+one; or three persons, considering Christ only as God. There were
+disputes about His mother, His descent into hell and into limbo; the
+manner in which the body of the God-man was eaten, and the blood of the
+God-man was drunk; on grace; on the saints, and a thousand other
+matters. When the confidants of the Divinity were seen so much at
+variance among themselves anathematizing one another from age to age,
+but all agreeing in an immoderate thirst for riches and grandeur--while,
+on the other hand, were beheld the prodigious number of crimes and
+miseries which afflicted the earth, and of which many were caused by the
+very disputes of these teachers of souls--it must be confessed that it
+was allowable for rational men to doubt the existence of a being so
+strangely announced, and for men of sense to imagine that a God, who
+could of His own free will make so many beings miserable, did not exist.
+
+Suppose, for example, a natural philosopher of the fifteenth century
+reading these words in "St. Thomas's Dream": _"Virtus coeli, loco
+spermatis, sufficit cum elementis et putrefactione ad generationem
+animalium imperfectorum."_ "The virtue of heaven instead of seed is
+sufficient, with the elements and putrefaction, for the generation of
+imperfect animals." Our philosopher would reason thus: "If corruption
+suffices with the elements to produce unformed animals, it would appear
+that a little more corruption, with a little more heat, would also
+produce animals more complete. The virtue of heaven is here no other
+than the virtue of nature. I shall then think, with Epicurus and St.
+Thomas, that men may have sprung from the slime of the earth and the
+rays of the sun--a noble origin, too, for beings so wretched and so
+wicked. Why should I admit a creating God, presented to me under so many
+contradictory and revolting aspects?" But at length physics arose, and
+with them philosophy. Then it was clearly discovered that the mud of the
+Nile produced not a single insect, nor a single ear of corn, and men
+were found to acknowledge throughout, germs, relations, means, and an
+astonishing correspondence among all beings. The particles of light have
+been followed, which go from the sun to enlighten the globe and the ring
+of Saturn, at the distance of three hundred millions of leagues; then,
+coming to the earth, form two opposite angles in the eye of the minutest
+insect, and paint all nature on its retina. A philosopher was given to
+the world who discovered the simple and sublime laws by which the
+celestial globes move in the immensity of space. Thus the work of the
+universe, now that it is better known, bespeaks a workman, and so many
+never-varying laws announce a lawgiver. Sound philosophy, therefore, has
+destroyed atheism, to which obscure theology furnished weapons of
+defence.
+
+But one resource was left for the small number of difficult minds,
+which, being more forcibly struck by the pretended injustices of a
+Supreme Being than by his wisdom, were obstinate in denying this first
+mover. Nature has existed from all eternity; everything in nature is in
+motion, therefore everything in it continually changes. And if
+everything is forever changing, all possible combinations must take
+place; therefore the present combinations of all things may have been
+the effect of this eternal motion and change alone. Take six dice, and
+it is 46,655 to one that you do not throw six times six. But still there
+is that one chance in 46,656. So, in the infinity of ages, any one of
+the infinite number of combinations, as that of the present arrangement
+of the universe, is not impossible.
+
+Minds, otherwise rational, have been misled by these arguments; but they
+have not considered that there is infinity against them, and that there
+certainly is not infinity against the existence of God. They should,
+moreover, consider that if everything were changing, the smallest things
+could not remain unchanged, as they have so long done. They have at
+least no reason to advance why new species are not formed every day. On
+the contrary, it is very probable that a powerful hand, superior to
+these continual changes, keeps all species within the bounds it, has
+prescribed them. Thus the philosopher, who acknowledges a God, has a
+number of probabilities on his side, while the atheist has only doubts.
+
+It is evident that in morals it is much better to acknowledge a God than
+not to admit one. It is certainly to the interest of all men that there
+should be a Divinity to punish what human, justice cannot repress; but
+it is also clear that it were better to acknowledge no God than to
+worship a barbarous one, and offer Him human victims, as so many nations
+have done.
+
+We have one striking example, which places this truth beyond a doubt.
+The Jews, under Moses, had no idea of the immortality of the soul, nor
+of a future state. Their lawgiver announced to them, from God, only
+rewards and punishments purely temporal; they, therefore, had only this
+life to provide for. Moses commands the Levites to kill twenty-three
+thousand of their brethren for having had a golden or gilded calf. On
+another occasion twenty-four thousand of them are massacred for having
+had commerce with the young women of the country; and twelve thousand
+are struck dead because some few of them had wished to support the ark,
+which was near falling. It may, with perfect reverence for the decrees
+of Providence, be affirmed, humanly speaking, that it would have been
+much better for these fifty-nine thousand men, who believed in no future
+state, to have been absolute atheists and have lived, than to have been
+massacred in the name of the God whom they acknowledged.
+
+It is quite certain that atheism is not taught in the schools of the
+learned of China, but many of those learned men are atheists, for they
+are indifferent philosophers. Now it would undoubtedly be better to live
+with them at Pekin, enjoying the mildness of their manners and their
+laws, than to be at Goa, liable to groan in irons, in the prisons of the
+inquisition, until brought out in a brimstone-colored garment,
+variegated with devils, to perish in the flames.
+
+They who have maintained that a society of atheists may exist have then
+been right, for it is laws that form society, and these atheists, being
+moreover philosophers, may lead a very wise and happy life under the
+shade of those laws. They will certainly live in society more easily
+than superstitious fanatics. People one town with Epicureans such as
+Simonides, Protagoras, Des Barreux, Spinoza; and another with Jansenists
+and Molinists. In which do you think there will be the most quarrels and
+tumults? Atheism, considering it only with relation to this life, would
+be very dangerous among a ferocious people, and false ideas of the
+Divinity would be no less pernicious. Most of the great men of this
+world live as if they were atheists. Every man who has lived with his
+eyes open knows that the knowledge of a God, His presence, and His
+justice, has not the slightest influence over the wars, the treaties,
+the objects of ambition, interest or pleasure, in the pursuit of which
+they are wholly occupied. Yet we do not see that they grossly violate
+the rules established in society. It is much more agreeable to pass our
+lives among them than among the superstitious and fanatical. I do, it is
+true, expect more justice from one who believes in a God than from one
+who has no such belief; but from the superstitious I look only for
+bitterness and persecution. Atheism and fanaticism are two monsters
+which may tear society in pieces; but the atheist preserves his reason,
+which checks his propensity to mischief, while the fanatic is under the
+influence of a madness which is constantly urging him on.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+In England, as everywhere else, there have been, and there still are,
+many atheists by principle; for there are none but young, inexperienced
+preachers, very ill-informed of what passes in the world, who affirm
+that there cannot be atheists. I have known some in France, who were
+quite good natural philosophers; and have, I own, been very much
+surprised that men who could so ably develop the secret springs of
+nature should obstinately refuse to acknowledge the hand which so
+evidently puts those springs in action.
+
+It appears to me that one of the principles which leads them to
+materialism is that they believe in the plentitude and infinity of the
+universe, and the eternity of matter. It must be this which misleads
+them, for almost all the Newtonians whom I have met admit the void and
+the termination of matter, and consequently admit a God.
+
+Indeed, if matter be infinite, as so many philosophers, even including
+Descartes, pretend, it has of itself one of the attributes of the
+Supreme Being: if a void be impossible, matter exists of necessity; it
+has existed from all eternity. With these principles, therefore, we may
+dispense with God, creating, modifying, and preserving matter.
+
+I am aware that Descartes, and most of the schools which have believed
+in the _plenum_, and the infinity of matter, have nevertheless admitted
+a God; but this is only because men scarcely ever reason or act upon
+their principles.
+
+Had men reasoned, consequently, Epicurus and his apostle Lucretius must
+have been the most religious assertors of the Providence which they
+combated; for when they admitted the void and the termination of matter,
+a truth of which they had only an imperfect glimpse, it necessarily
+followed that matter was the being of necessity, existing by itself,
+since it was not indefinite. They had, therefore, in their own
+philosophy, and in their own despite, a demonstration that there is a
+Supreme Being, necessary, infinite, the fabricator of the universe.
+Newton's philosophy, which admits and proves the void and finite matter,
+also demonstratively proves the existence of a God.
+
+Thus I regard true philosophers as the apostles of the Divinity. Each
+class of men requires its particular ones; a parish catechist tells
+children that there is a God, but Newton proves it to the wise.
+
+In London, under Charles II. after Cromwell's wars, as at Paris under
+Henry IV. after the war of the Guises, people took great pride in being
+atheists; having passed from the excess of cruelty to that of pleasure,
+and corrupted their minds successively by war and by voluptuousness,
+they reasoned very indifferently. Since then the more nature has been
+studied the better its Author has been known.
+
+One thing I will venture to believe, which is, that of all religions,
+theism is the most widely spread in the world. It is the prevailing
+religion of China; it is that of the wise among the Mahometans; and,
+among Christian philosophers, eight out of ten are of the same opinion.
+It has penetrated even into the schools of theology, into the cloisters,
+into the conclave; it is a sort of sect without association, without
+worship, without ceremonies, without disputes, and without zeal, spread
+through the world without having been preached. Theism, like Judaism, is
+to be found amidst all religions; but it is singular that the latter,
+which is the extreme of superstition, abhorred by the people and
+contemned by the wise, is everywhere tolerated for money; while the
+former, which is the opposite of superstition, unknown to the people,
+and embraced by philosophers alone, is publicly exercised nowhere but in
+China. There is no country in Europe where there are more theists than
+in England. Some persons ask whether they have a religion or not.
+
+There are two sorts of theists. The one sort think that God made the
+world without giving man rules for good and evil. It is clear that these
+should have no other name than that of philosophers.
+
+The others believe that God gave to man a natural law. These, it is
+certain, have a religion, though they have no external worship. They
+are, with reference to the Christian religion, peaceful enemies, which
+she carries in her bosom; they renounce without any design of destroying
+her. All other sects desire to predominate, like political bodies, which
+seek to feed on the substance of others, and rise upon their ruin;
+theism has always lain quiet. Theists have never been found caballing in
+any state.
+
+There was in London a society of theists, who for some time continued to
+meet together. They had a small book of their laws, in which religion,
+on which so many ponderous volumes have been written, occupied only two
+pages. Their principal axiom was this: "Morality is the same among all
+men; therefore it comes from God. Worship is various; therefore it is
+the work of man."
+
+The second axiom was: "Men, being all brethren, and acknowledging the
+same God, it is execrable that brethren should persecute brethren,
+because they testify their love for the common father in a different
+manner. Indeed," said they, "what upright man would kill his elder
+brother because one of them had saluted their father after the Chinese
+and the other after the Dutch fashion, especially while it was undecided
+in what way the father wished their reverence to be made to him? Surely
+he who should act thus would be a bad brother rather than a good son."
+
+I am well aware that these maxims lead directly to "the abominable and
+execrable dogma of toleration"; but I do no more than simply relate the
+fact. I am very careful not to become a controversialist. It must,
+however, be admitted that if the different sects into which Christians
+have been divided had possessed this moderation, Christianity would have
+been disturbed by fewer disorders, shaken by fewer revolutions, and
+stained with less blood.
+
+Let us pity the theists for combating our holy revelation. But whence
+comes it that so many Calvinists, Lutherans, Anabaptists, Nestorians,
+Arians, partisans of Rome, and enemies of Rome, have been so sanguinary,
+so barbarous, and so miserable, now persecuting, now persecuted? It is
+because they have been the multitude. Whence is it that theists, though
+in error, have never done harm to mankind? Because they have been
+philosophers. The Christian religion has cost the human species
+seventeen millions of men, reckoning only one million per century, who
+have perished either by the hands of the ordinary executioner, or by
+those of executioners paid and led to battle--all for the salvation of
+souls and the greater glory of God.
+
+I have heard men express astonishment that a religion so moderate, and
+so apparently conformable to reason, as theism, has not been spread
+among the people. Among the great and little vulgar may be found pious
+herb-women, Molinist duchesses, scrupulous seamstresses who would go to
+the stake for anabaptism, devout hackney-coachmen, most determined in
+the cause of Luther or of Arius, but no theists; for theism cannot so
+much be called a religion as a system of philosophy, and the vulgar,
+whether great or little, are not philosophers.
+
+Locke was a declared theist. I was astonished to find, in that great
+philosopher's chapter on innate ideas, that men have all different ideas
+of justice. Were such the case, morality would no longer be the same;
+the voice of God would not be heard by man; natural religion would be at
+an end. I am willing to believe, with him, that there are nations in
+which men eat their fathers, and where to lie with a neighbor's wife is
+to do him a friendly office; but if this be true it does not prove that
+the law, "Do not unto others that which you would not have others do
+unto you," is not general. For if a father be eaten, it is when he has
+grown old, is too feeble to crawl along, and would otherwise be eaten by
+the enemy. And, I ask, what father would not furnish a good meal to his
+son rather than to the enemies of his nation? Besides, he who eats his
+father hopes that he in turn shall be eaten by his children.
+
+If a service be rendered to a neighbor by lying with his wife, it is
+when he cannot himself have a child, and is desirous of having one;
+otherwise he would be very angry. In both these cases, and in all
+others, the natural law, "Do not to another that which you would not
+have another do to you," remains unbroken. All the other rules, so
+different and so varied, may be referred to this. When, therefore, the
+wise metaphysician, Locke, says that men have no innate ideas, that they
+have different ideas of justice and injustice, he assuredly does not
+mean to assert that God has not given to all men that instinctive
+self-love by which they are of necessity guided.
+
+
+
+
+ATOMS.
+
+
+Epicurus, equally great as a genius, and respectable in his morals; and
+after him Lucretius, who forced the Latin language to express
+philosophical ideas, and--to the great admiration of Rome--to express
+them in verse--Epicurus and Lucretius, I say, admitted atoms and the
+void. Gassendi supported this doctrine, and Newton demonstrated it. In
+vain did a remnant of Cartesianism still combat for the plenum; in vain
+did Leibnitz, who had at first adopted the rational system of Epicurus,
+Lucretius, Gassendi, and Newton, change his opinion respecting the void
+after he had embroiled himself with his master Newton. The plenum is now
+regarded as a chimera.
+
+In this Epicurus and Lucretius appear to have been true philosophers,
+and their intermediaries, who have been so much ridiculed, were no other
+than the unresisting space in which Newton has demonstrated that the
+planets move round their orbits in times proportioned to their areas.
+Thus it was not Epicurus' intermediaries, but his opponents, that were
+ridiculous. But when Epicurus afterwards tells us that his atoms
+declined in the void by chance; that this declination formed men and
+animals by chance; that the eyes were placed in the upper part of the
+head and the feet at the end of the legs by chance; that ears were not
+given to hear, but that the declination of atoms having fortuitously
+composed ears, men fortuitously made use of them to hear with--this
+madness, called physics, has been very justly turned into ridicule.
+
+Sound philosophy, then, has long distinguished what is good in Epicurus
+and Lucretius, from their chimeras, founded on imagination and
+ignorance. The most submissive minds have adopted the doctrine of
+creation in time, and the most daring have admitted that of creation
+before all time. Some have received with faith a universe produced from
+nothing; others, unable to comprehend this doctrine in physics, have
+believed that all beings were emanations from the Great--the Supreme and
+Universal Being; but all have rejected the fortuitous concurrence of
+atoms; all have acknowledged that chance is a word without meaning. What
+we call chance can be no other than the unknown cause of a known effect.
+Whence comes it then, that philosophers are still accused of thinking
+that the stupendous and indescribable arrangement of the universe is a
+production of the fortuitous concurrence of atoms--an effect of chance?
+Neither Spinoza nor any one else has advanced this absurdity.
+
+Yet the son of the great Racine says, in his poem on Religion:
+
+ _O toi! qui follement fais ton Dieu du hasard,_
+ _Viens me développer ce nid qu'avec tant d'art,_
+ _Au même ordre toujours architecte fidèle,_
+ _A l'aide de son bee maçonne l'hirondelle;_
+ _Comment, pour élever ce hardi bâtiment,_
+ _A-t-elle en le broyant arrondi son ciment?_
+
+ Oh ye, who raise Creation out of chance,
+ As erst Lucretius from th' atomic dance!
+ Come view with me the swallow's curious nest,
+ Where beauty, art, and order, shine confessed.
+ How could rude chance, forever dark and blind,
+ Preside within the little builder's mind?
+ Could she, with accidents unnumbered crowned,
+ Its mass concentrate, and its structure round!
+
+These lines are assuredly thrown away. No one makes chance his God; no
+one has said that while a swallow "tempers his clay, it takes the form
+of his abode by chance." On the contrary, it is said that "he makes his
+nest by the laws of necessity," which is the opposite of chance.
+
+The only question now agitated is, whether the author of nature has
+formed primordial parts unsusceptible of division, or if all is
+continually dividing and changing into other elements. The first system
+seems to account for everything, and the second, hitherto at least, for
+nothing.
+
+If the first elements of things were not indestructible one element
+might at last swallow up all the rest, and change them into its own
+substance. Hence, perhaps it was that Empedocles imagined that
+everything came from fire, and would be destroyed by fire.
+
+This question of atoms involves another, that of the divisibility of
+matter _ad infinitum_. The word _atom_ signifies _without parts--not to
+be divided._ You divide it in thought, for if you were to divide it in
+reality it would no longer be an atom.
+
+You may divide a grain of gold into eighteen millions of visible parts;
+a grain of copper dissolved in spirit of sal ammoniac has exhibited
+upwards of twenty-two thousand parts; but when you have arrived at the
+last element the atom escapes the microscope, and you can divide no
+further except in imagination.
+
+The infinite divisibility of atoms is like some propositions in
+geometry. You may pass an infinity of curves between a circle and its
+tangent, supposing the circle and the tangent to be lines without
+breadth; but there are no such lines in nature.
+
+You likewise establish that asymptotes will approach one another without
+ever meeting; but it is under the supposition that they are lines
+having length without breadth--things which have only a speculative
+existence.
+
+So, also, we represent unity by a line, and divide this line and this
+unity into as many fractions as you please; but this infinity of
+fractions will never be any other than our unity and our line.
+
+It is not strictly demonstrated that atoms are indivisible, but it
+appears that they are not divided by the laws of nature.
+
+
+
+
+AVARICE.
+
+
+Avarities, _amor habendi_--desire of having, avidity, covetousness.
+Properly speaking, avarice is the desire of accumulating, whether in
+grain, movables, money, or curiosities. There were avaricious men long
+before coin was invented.
+
+We do not call a man avaricious who has four and twenty coach horses,
+yet will not lend one to his friend: or who, having two thousand bottles
+of Burgundy in his cellar, will not send you half a dozen, when he knows
+you to be in want of them. If he show you a hundred thousand crowns'
+worth of diamonds you do not think of asking him to present you with one
+worth twenty livres; you consider him as a man of great magnificence,
+but not at all avaricious.
+
+He who in finance, in army contracts, and great undertakings gained two
+millions each year, and who, when possessed of forty-three millions,
+besides his houses at Paris and his movables, expended fifty thousand
+crowns per annum for his table, and sometimes lent money to noblemen at
+five per cent, interest, did not pass, in the minds of the people, for
+an avaricious man. He had, however, all his life burned with the thirst
+of gain; the demon of covetousness was perpetually tormenting him; he
+continued to accumulate to the last day of his life. This passion, which
+was constantly gratified, has never been called avarice. He did not
+expend a tenth part of his income, yet he had the reputation of a
+generous man, too fond of splendor.
+
+A father of a family who, with an income of twenty thousand livres,
+expends only five or six, and accumulates his savings to portion his
+children, has the reputation among his neighbors of being avaricious,
+mean, stingy, a niggard, a miser, a grip-farthing; and every abusive
+epithet that can be thought of is bestowed upon him.
+
+Nevertheless this good citizen is much more to be honored than the
+Croesus I have just mentioned; he expends three times as much in
+proportion. But the cause of the great difference between their
+reputations is this:
+
+Men hate the individual whom they call avaricious only because there is
+nothing to be gained by him. The physician, the apothecary, the
+wine-merchant, the draper, the grocer, the saddler, and a few girls gain
+a good deal by our Croesus, who is truly avaricious. But with our close
+and economical citizen there is nothing to be done. Therefore he is
+loaded with maledictions.
+
+As for those among the avaricious who deprive themselves of the
+necessaries of life, we leave them to Plautus and Molière.
+
+
+
+
+AUGURY.
+
+
+Must not a man be very thoroughly possessed by the demon of etymology to
+say, with Pezron and others, that the Roman word _augurium_ came from
+the Celtic words _au_ and _gur_? According to these learned men _au_
+must, among the Basques and Bas-Bretons, have signified _the liver_,
+because _asu_, which, (say they) signified _left_, doubtless stood for
+the liver, which is on the _right_ side; and _gur_ meant _man_, or
+_yellow_, or _red_, in that Celtic tongue of which we have not one
+memorial. Truly this is powerful reasoning.
+
+Absurd curiosity (for we must call things by their right names) has been
+carried so far as to seek Hebrew and Chaldee derivations from certain
+Teutonic and Celtic words. This, Bochart never fails to do. It is
+astonishing with what confidence these men of genius have proved that
+expressions used on the banks of the Tiber were borrowed from the patois
+of the savages of Biscay. Nay, they even assert that this patois was one
+of the first idioms of the primitive language--the parent of all other
+languages throughout the world. They have only to proceed, and say that
+all the various notes of birds come from the cry of the two first
+parrots, from which every other species of birds has been produced.
+
+The religious folly of auguries was originally founded on very sound and
+natural observations. The birds of passage have always marked the
+progress of the seasons. We see them come in flocks in the spring, and
+return in the autumn. The cuckoo is heard only in fine weather, which
+his note seems to invite. The swallows, skimming along the ground,
+announce rain. Each climate has its bird, which is in effect its augury.
+
+Among the observing part of mankind there were, no doubt, knaves who
+persuaded fools that there was something divine in these animals, and
+that their flight presaged our destinies, which were written on the
+wings of a sparrow just as clearly as in the stars.
+
+The commentators on the allegorical and interesting story of Joseph sold
+by his brethren, and made Pharaoh's prime minister for having explained
+his dreams, infer that Joseph was skilled in the science of auguries,
+from the circumstance that Joseph's steward is commanded to say to his
+brethren, "Is not this it (the silver cup) in which my lord drinketh?
+and whereby indeed he divineth?" Joseph, having caused his brethren to
+be brought back before him, says to them: "What deed is this that ye
+have done? Wot ye not that such a man as I can certainly divine?"
+
+Judah acknowledges, in the name of his brethren, that Joseph is a great
+diviner, and that God has inspired him: "God hath found out the iniquity
+of thy servants." At that time they took Joseph for an Egyptian lord. It
+is evident from the text that they believe the God of the Egyptians and
+of the Jews had discovered to this minister the theft of his cup.
+
+Here, then, we have auguries or divination clearly established in the
+Book of Genesis; so clearly that it is afterwards forbidden in
+Leviticus: "Ye shall not eat anything with the blood; neither shall ye
+use enchantment nor observe times. Ye shall not round the corners of
+your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."
+
+As for the superstition of seeing the future in a cup, it still exists,
+and is called seeing in a glass. The individual must never have known
+pollution; he must turn towards the east, and pronounce the words,
+_Abraxa per dominum nostrum_, after which he will see in a glass of
+water whatever he pleases. Children were usually chosen for this
+operation. They must retain their hair; a shaven head, or one wearing a
+wig, can see nothing in a glass. This pastime was much in vogue in
+France during the regency of the duke of Orleans, and still more so in
+the times preceding.
+
+As for auguries, they perished with the Roman Empire. Only the bishops
+have retained the augurial staff, called the crosier; which was the
+distinctive mark of the dignity of augur; so that the symbol of
+falsehood has become the symbol of truth.
+
+There were innumerable kinds of divinations, of which several have
+reached our latter ages. This curiosity to read the future is a malady
+which only philosophy can cure, for the weak minds that still practise
+these pretended arts of divination--even the fools who give themselves
+to the devils--all make religion subservient to these profanations, by
+which it is outraged.
+
+It is an observation worthy of the wise, that Cicero, who was one of the
+college of augurs, wrote a book for the sole purpose of turning auguries
+into ridicule; but they have likewise remarked that Cicero, at the end
+of his book, says that "superstition should be destroyed, but not
+religion. For," he adds, "the beauty of the universe, and the order of
+the heavenly bodies force us to acknowledge an eternal and powerful
+nature. We must maintain the religion which is joined with the knowledge
+of this nature, by utterly extirpating superstition, for it is a monster
+which pursues and presses us on every side. The meeting with a pretended
+diviner, a presage, an immolated victim, a bird, a Chaldæan, an
+aruspice, a flash of lightning, a clap of thunder, an event accidentally
+corresponding with what has been foretold to us, everything disturbs and
+makes us uneasy; sleep itself, which should make us forget all these
+pains and fears, serves but to redouble them by frightful images."
+
+Cicero thought he was addressing only a few Romans, but he was speaking
+to all men and all ages.
+
+Most of the great men of Rome no more believed in auguries than
+Alexander VI., Julius II., and Leo X., believed in Our Lady of Loretto
+and the blood of St. Januarius. However, Suetonius relates that
+Octavius, surnamed Augustus, was so weak as to believe that a fish,
+which leaped from the sea upon the shore at Actium, foreboded that he
+should gain the battle. He adds that, having afterwards met an
+ass-driver, he asked him the name of his ass; and the man having
+answered that his ass was named Nicholas, which signifies conqueror of
+nations, he had no longer any doubts about the victory; and that he
+afterwards had brazen statues erected to the ass-driver, the ass, and
+the jumping fish. He further assures us that these statues were placed
+in the Capitol.
+
+It is very likely that this able tyrant laughed at the superstitions of
+the Romans, and that his ass, the driver, and the fish, were nothing
+more than a joke. But it is no less likely that, while he despised all
+the follies of the vulgar, he had a few of his own. The barbarous and
+dissimulating Louis XI. had a firm faith in the cross of St. Louis.
+Almost all princes, excepting such as have had time to read, and read to
+advantage, are in some degree infected with superstition.
+
+
+
+
+AUGUSTINE.
+
+
+Augustine, a native of Tagaste, is here to be considered, not as a
+bishop, a doctor, a father of the Church, but simply as a man. This is a
+question in physics, respecting the climate of Africa.
+
+When a youth, Augustine was a great libertine, and the spirit was no
+less quick in him than the flesh. He says that before he was twenty
+years old he had learned arithmetic, geometry and music without a
+master.
+
+Does not this prove that, in Africa, which we now call Barbary, both
+minds and bodies advance to maturity more rapidly than among us?
+
+These valuable advantages of St. Augustine would lead one to believe
+that Empedocles was not altogether in the wrong when he regarded fire as
+the principle of nature. It is assisted, but by subordinate agents. It
+is like a king governing the actions of all his subjects, and sometimes
+inflaming the imaginations of his people rather too much. It is not
+without reason that Syphax says to Juba, in the Cato of Addison, that
+the sun which rolls its fiery car over African heads places a deeper
+tinge upon the cheeks, and a fiercer flame within their hearts. That the
+dames of Zama are vastly superior to the pale beauties of the north:
+
+ The glowing dames of Zama's royal court
+ Have faces flushed with more exalted charms;
+ Were you with these, my prince, you'd soon forget
+ The pale unripened beauties of the north.
+
+Where shall we find in Paris, Strasburg, Ratisbon, or Vienna young men
+who have learned arithmetic, the mathematics and music without
+assistance, and who have been fathers at fourteen?
+
+Doubtless it is no fable that Atlas, prince of Mauritania, called by the
+Greeks the son of heaven, was a celebrated astronomer, and constructed a
+celestial sphere such as the Chinese have had for so many ages. The
+ancients, who expressed everything in allegory, likened this prince to
+the mountain which bears his name, because it lifts its head above the
+clouds, which have been called the heavens by all mankind who have
+judged of things only from the testimony of their eyes.
+
+These Moors cultivated the sciences with success, and taught Spain and
+Italy for five centuries. Things are greatly altered. The country of
+Augustine is now but a den of pirates, while England, Italy, Germany,
+and France, which were involved in barbarism, are greater cultivators of
+the arts than ever the Arabians were.
+
+Our only object, then, in this article is to show how changeable a scene
+this world is. Augustine, from a debauchee, becomes an orator and a
+philosopher; he puts himself forward in the world; he teaches rhetoric;
+he turns Manichæan, and from Manichæanism passes to Christianity. He
+causes himself to be baptized, together with one of his bastards, named
+Deodatus; he becomes a bishop, and a father of the Church. His system of
+grace has been reverenced for eleven hundred years as an article of
+faith. At the end of eleven hundred years some Jesuits find means to
+procure an anathema against Augustine's system, word for word, under the
+names of Jansenius, St. Cyril, Arnaud, and Quesnel. We ask if this
+revolution is not, in its kind, as great as that of Africa, and if there
+be anything permanent upon earth?
+
+
+
+
+AUGUSTUS (OCTAVIUS).
+
+
+_The Morals of Augustus._
+
+Manners can be known only from facts, which facts must be incontestable.
+It is beyond doubt that this man, so immoderately praised as the
+restorer of morals and of laws, was long one of the most infamous
+debauchees in the Roman commonwealth. His epigram on Fulvia, written
+after the horrors of the proscriptions, proves that he was no less a
+despiser of decency in his language than he was a barbarian in his
+conduct. This abominable epigram is one of the strongest testimonies to
+Augustus' infamous immorality. Sextus Pompeius also reproached him with
+shameful weaknesses: _"Effeminatum infectatus est."_ Antony, before the
+triumvirate, declared that Cæsar, great-uncle to Augustus, had adopted
+him as his son only because he had been subservient to his pleasures;
+_"Adopt ionem avunculi stupro meritum."_
+
+Lucius Cæsar charged him with the same crime, and even asserted that he
+had been base enough to sell himself to Hirtius for a very considerable
+sum. He was so shameless as to take the wife of a consul from her
+husband in the midst of a supper; he took her to a neighboring closet,
+staid with her there for some time, and brought her back to table
+without himself, the woman, or her husband blushing at all at the
+proceeding.
+
+We have also a letter from Antony to Augustus, couched in these terms:
+_"Ita valeas ut hanc epistolam cum leges, non inieris Testullam, aut
+Terentillam, aut Russillam, aut Salviam, aut omnes. Anne refert ubi et
+in quam arrigas?"_ We are afraid to translate this licentious letter.
+
+Nothing is better known than the scandalous feast of five of the
+companions of his pleasures with five of the principal women of Rome.
+They were dressed up as gods and goddesses, and imitated all the
+immodesties invented in fable--_"Bum nova Divorum coenat adulteria."_
+And on the stage he was publicly designated by this famous line:
+
+ _Videsne ut cinaedus orbem digito temperet?_
+
+Almost every Latin author that speaks of Ovid asserts that Augustus had
+the insolence to banish that Roman knight, who was a much better man
+than himself, merely because the other had surprised him in an incest
+with his own daughter Julia; and that he sent his daughter into exile
+only through jealousy. This is the more likely, as Caligula published
+aloud that his mother was born from the incest of Augustus with Julia.
+So says Suetonius, in his life of Caligula.
+
+We know that Augustus repudiated the mother of Julia the very day she
+was brought to bed of her, and on the same day took Livia from her
+husband when she was pregnant of Tiberius--another monster, who
+succeeded him. Such was the man to whom Horace said: _"Res Italas armis
+tuteris, moribus ornes, Legibus emendes...."_
+
+It is hard to repress our indignation at reading at the commencement of
+the Georgics that Augustus is one of the greatest of divinities; and
+that it is not known what place he will one day deign to occupy in
+heaven; whether he will reign in the air, or become the protector of
+cities, or vouchsafe to accept the empire of the seas:
+
+ _An Deus immensi venias maris, ac tua nauta_
+ _Numina sola celant tibi servial ultima Thule._
+
+Ariosto speaks with much more sense as well as grace, when he says in
+his fine thirty-fifth canto:
+
+ _Non fu si santo ne benigno Augusto_
+ _Come la tromba di Virgilio sonna;_
+ _L'aver avuto in poesia buon gusto_
+ _La proscriptione iniqua gli perdona._
+
+ Augustus was not quite so mild and chaste
+ As he's by honest Virgil represented;
+ But then, the tyrant had poetic taste;
+ With this the poet fully was contented.
+
+
+_The Cruelties of Augustus._
+
+If Augustus was long abandoned to the most shameful and frantic
+dissipation, his cruelty was no less uniform and deliberate. His
+proscriptions were published in the midst of feasting and revelry; he
+proscribed more than three hundred senators, two thousand knights, and
+one hundred obscure but wealthy heads of families, whose only crime was
+their being rich, Antony and Octavius had them killed, solely that they
+might get possession of their money; in which they differed not the
+least from highway robbers, who are condemned to the wheel.
+
+Octavius, immediately after the Persian war, gave his veterans all the
+lands belonging to the citizens of Mantua and Cremona, thus recompensing
+murder by depredation.
+
+It is but too certain that the world was ravaged, from the Euphrates to
+the extremities of Spain, by this man without shame, without faith,
+honor, or probity, knavish, ungrateful, avaricious, blood-thirsty, cool
+in the commission of crime, who, in any well-regulated republic, would
+have been condemned to the greatest of punishments for the first of his
+offences.
+
+Nevertheless, the government of Augustus is still admired, because under
+him Rome tasted peace, pleasure and abundance. Seneca says of him:
+_"Clementiam non voco lassam crudelitatem"_--"I do not call exhausted
+cruelty clemency."
+
+It is thought that Augustus became milder when crime was no longer
+necessary to him; and that, being absolute master, he saw that he had no
+other interest than to appear just. But it appears to me that he still
+was pitiless rather than clement; for, after the battle of Actium, he
+had Antony's son murdered at the feet of Cæsar's statue; and he was so
+barbarous as to have young Cæsarion, the son of Cæsar and Cleopatra,
+beheaded, though he had recognized him as king of Egypt.
+
+Suspecting one day that the prætor Quintus Gallius had come to an
+audience with a poinard under his robe, he had him put to the torture in
+his presence; and, in his indignation at hearing that senator call him a
+tyrant, he tore out his eyes with his own hands; at least, so says
+Suetonius.
+
+We know that Cæsar, his adopted father, was great enough to pardon
+almost all his enemies; but I do not find that Augustus pardoned one of
+his. I have great doubts of his pretended clemency to Cinna. This affair
+is mentioned neither by Suetonius nor by Tacitus. Suetonius, who speaks
+of all the conspiracies against Augustus, would not have failed to
+mention the most memorable. The singularity of giving a consulship to
+Cinna in return for the blackest perfidy would not have escaped every
+contemporary historian. Dion Cassius speaks of it only after Seneca; and
+this passage in Seneca has the appearance rather of declamation than of
+historical truth. Besides, Seneca lays the scene in Gaul, and Dion at
+Rome; this contradiction deprives the occurrence of all remaining
+verisimilitude. Not one of our Roman histories, compiled in haste and
+without selection, has discussed this interesting fact. Lawrence
+Echard's History has appeared to enlightened men to be as faulty as it
+is mutilated; writers have rarely been guided by the spirit of
+examination.
+
+Cinna might be suspected, or convicted, by Augustus of some infidelity;
+and, when the affair had been cleared up, he might honor him with the
+vain title of consul; but it is not at all probable that Cinna sought by
+a conspiracy to seize the supreme authority--he, who had never commanded
+an army, was supported by no party, and was a man of no consideration in
+the empire. It is not very likely that a mere subordinate courtier would
+think of succeeding a sovereign who had been twenty years firmly
+established on his throne, and had heirs; nor is it more likely that
+Augustus would make him consul immediately after the conspiracy.
+
+If Cinna's adventure be true, Augustus pardoned him only because he
+could not do otherwise, being overcome by the reasoning or the
+importunities of Livia, who had acquired great influence over him, and
+persuaded him, says Seneca, that pardon would do him more service than
+chastisement. It was then only through policy that he, for once, was
+merciful; it certainly was not through generosity.
+
+Shall we give a robber credit for clemency, because, being enriched and
+secure, enjoying in peace the fruits of his rapine, he is not every day
+assassinating the sons and grandsons of the proscribed, while they are
+kneeling to and worshipping him? After being a barbarian he was a
+prudent politician. It is worthy of remark that posterity never gave
+him the title of virtuous, which was bestowed on Titus, on Trajan, and
+the Antonines. It even became customary in the compliments paid to
+emperors on their accession, to wish that they might be more fortunate
+than Augustus, and more virtuous than Trajan. It is now, therefore,
+allowable to consider Augustus as a clever and fortunate monster.
+
+Louis Racine, son of the great Racine, and heir to a part of his
+talents, seems to forget himself when he says, in his "Reflections on
+Poetry," that "Horace and Virgil spoiled Augustus; they exhausted their
+art in poisoning the mind of Augustus by their praises." These
+expressions would lead one to believe that the eulogies so meanly
+lavished by these two great poets, corrupted this emperor's fine
+disposition. But Louis Racine very well knew that Augustus was an
+exceedingly bad man, regarding crime and virtue with indifference,
+availing himself alike of the horrors of the one and the appearances of
+the other, attentive solely to his own interest, employing bloodshed and
+peace, arms and laws, religion and pleasure, only to make himself master
+of the earth, and sacrificing everything to himself. Louis Racine only
+shows us that Virgil and Horace had servile souls.
+
+He is, unfortunately, too much in the right when he reproaches Corneille
+with having dedicated _"Cinna"_ to the financier Montoron, and said to
+that receiver. "What you most especially have in common with Augustus
+is the generosity with which," etc., for, though Augustus was the most
+wicked of Roman citizens, it must be confessed that the first of the
+emperors, the master, the pacificator, the legislator of the then known
+world, should not be placed absolutely on a level with a clerk to a
+comptroller-general in Gaul.
+
+The same Louis Racine, in justly condemning the mean adulation of
+Corneille, and the baseness of the aged Horace and Virgil, marvellously
+lays hold of this passage in Massillon's _"Petit Carême!"_ "It is no
+less culpable to fail in truth towards monarchs than to be wanting in
+fidelity; the same penalty should be imposed on adulation as on revolt."
+
+I ask your pardon, Father Massillon; but this stroke of yours is very
+oratorical, very preacher-like, very exaggerated. The League and the
+Fronde have, if I am not deceived, done more harm than Quinault's
+prologues. There is no way of condemning Quinault as a rebel. _"Est
+modus in rebus."_ Father Massillon, which is wanting in all
+manufacturers of sermons.
+
+
+
+
+AVIGNON.
+
+
+Avignon and its country are monuments of what the abuse of religion,
+ambition, knavery, and fanaticism united can effect. This little
+country, after a thousand vicissitudes, had, in the twelfth century,
+passed into the hands of the counts of Toulouse, descended from
+Charlemagne by the female side.
+
+Raymond VI., count of Toulouse, whose forefathers had been the principal
+heroes in the crusades, was stripped of his states by a crusade which
+the pope stirred up against him. The cause of the crusade was the desire
+of having his spoils; the pretext was that in several of his towns the
+citizens thought nearly as has been thought for upwards of two hundred
+years in England, Sweden, Denmark, three-fourths of Switzerland,
+Holland, and half of Germany.
+
+This was hardly a sufficient reason for _giving_, in the name of God,
+the states of the count of Toulouse to the first occupant, and for
+devoting to slaughter and fire his subjects, crucifix in hand, and white
+cross on shoulder. All that is related of the most savage people falls
+far short of the barbarities committed in this war, called holy. The
+ridiculous atrocity of some religious ceremonies always, accompanied
+these horrid excesses. It is known that Raymond VI. was dragged to a
+church of St. Giles's, before a legate, naked to the waist, without hose
+or sandals, with a rope about his neck, which was held by a deacon,
+while another deacon flogged him, and a third sung _miserere_ with some
+monks--and all the while the legate was at dinner. Such was the origin
+of the right of the popes over Avignon.
+
+Count Raymond, who had submitted to the flagellation in order to
+preserve his states, underwent this ignominy to no purpose whatever. He
+had to defend by arms what he had thought to preserve by suffering a few
+stripes; he saw his towns laid in ashes, and died in 1213 amid the
+vicissitudes of the most sanguinary war.
+
+His son, Raymond VII., was not, like his father, suspected of heresy;
+but he was the son of a heretic, and was to be stripped of all his
+possessions, by virtue of the Decretals; such was the law. The crusade,
+therefore, was continued against him; he was excommunicated in the
+churches, on Sundays and holidays, to the sound of bells and with tapers
+extinguished.
+
+A legate who was in France during the minority of St. Louis raised
+tenths there to maintain this war in Languedoc and Provence. Raymond
+defended himself with courage; but the heads of the hydra of fanaticism
+were incessantly reappearing to devour him.
+
+The pope at last made peace because all his money had been expended in
+war. Raymond VII. came and signed the treaty before the portal of the
+cathedral of Paris. He was forced to pay ten thousand marks of silver to
+the legate, two thousand to the abbey of Citeaux, five hundred to the
+abbey of Clairvaux, a thousand to that of Grand-Selve, and three hundred
+to that of Belleperche---all for the salvation of his soul, as is
+specified in the treaty. So it was that the Church always negotiated.
+
+It is very remarkable that in this document the count of Toulouse
+constantly puts the legate before the king: "I swear and promise to the
+legate and to the king faithfully to observe all these things, and to
+cause them to be observed by my vassals and subjects," etc.
+
+This was not all. He ceded to Pope Gregory IX. the country of Venaissin
+beyond the Rhône, and the sovereignty of seventy-three castles on this
+side the same river. The pope adjudged this fine to himself by a
+particular act, desirous that, in a public instrument, the
+acknowledgment of having exterminated so many Christians for the purpose
+of seizing upon his neighbor's goods, should not appear in so glaring a
+light. Besides, he demanded what Raymond could not grant, without the
+consent of the Emperor Frederick II. The count's lands, on the left bank
+of the Rhône, were an imperial fief, and Frederick II. never sanctioned
+this exaction.
+
+Alphonso, brother of St. Louis, having married this unfortunate prince's
+daughter, by whom he had no children, all the states of Raymond VII. in
+Languedoc, devolved to the crown of France, as had been stipulated in
+the marriage contract.
+
+The country of Venaissin, which is in Provence, had been magnanimously
+given up by the Emperor Frederick II. to the count of Toulouse. His
+daughter Joan, before her death, had disposed of them by will in favor
+of Charles of Anjou, count of Provence, and king of Naples.
+
+Philip the Bold, son of St. Louis, being pressed by Pope Gregory IX.,
+gave the country of Venaissin to the Roman church in 1274. It must be
+confessed that Philip the Bold gave what in no way belonged to him; that
+this cession was absolutely null and void, and that no act ever was more
+contrary to all law.
+
+It is the same with the town of Avignon. Joan of France, queen of
+Naples, descended from the brother of St. Louis, having been, with but
+too great an appearance of justice, accused of causing her husband to be
+strangled, desired the protection of Pope Clement VI., whose see was
+then the town of Avignon, in Joan's domains. She was countess of
+Provence. In 1347 the Provencals made her swear, on the gospel, that she
+would sell none of her sovereignties. She had scarcely taken this oath
+before she went and sold Avignon to the pope. The authentic act was not
+signed until June 14, 1348; the sum stipulated for was eighty thousand
+florins of gold. The pope declared her innocent of her husband's murder,
+but never paid her. Joan's receipt has never been produced. She
+protested juridically four several times against this deceitful
+purchase.
+
+So that Avignon and its country were never considered to have been
+dismembered from Provence, otherwise than by a rapine, which was the
+more manifest, as it had been sought to cover it with the cloak of
+religion.
+
+When Louis XI. acquired Provence he acquired it with all the rights
+appertaining thereto; and, as appears by a letter from John of Foix to
+that monarch, had in 1464 resolved to enforce them. But the intrigues of
+the court of Rome were always so powerful that the kings of France
+condescended to allow it the enjoyment of this small province. They
+never acknowledged in the popes a lawful possession, but only a simple
+enjoyment.
+
+In the treaty of Pisa, made by Louis XIV. with Alexander VII., in 1664,
+it is said that, "every obstacle shall be removed, in order that the
+pope may enjoy Avignon as before." The pope, then, had this province
+only as cardinals have pensions from the king, which pensions are
+discretional. Avignon and its country were a constant source of
+embarrassment to the French government; they afforded a refuge to all
+the bankrupts and smugglers, though very little profit thence accrued to
+the pope.
+
+Louis XIV. twice resumed his rights; but it was rather to chastise the
+pope than to reunite Avignon and its country with his crown. At length
+Louis XV. did justice to his dignity and to his subjects. The gross and
+indecent conduct of Pope Rezzonico (Clement XIII.) forced him in 1768 to
+revive the rights of his crown. This pope had acted as if he belonged
+to the fourteenth century. He was, however, with the applause of all
+Europe, convinced that he lived in the eighteenth.
+
+When the officer bearing the king's orders entered Avignon, he went
+straight to the legate's apartment, without being announced, and said to
+him, "Sir, the king takes possession of his town." There is some
+difference between this proceeding and a count of Toulouse being flogged
+by a deacon, while a legate is at dinner. Things, we see, change with
+times.
+
+
+
+
+AUSTERITIES.
+
+MORTIFICATIONS. FLAGELLATIONS.
+
+
+Suppose that some chosen individuals, lovers of study, united together
+after a thousand catastrophes had happened to the world, and employed
+themselves in worshipping God and regulating the time of the year, as is
+said of the ancient Brahmins and Magi; all this is perfectly good and
+honest. They might, by their frugal life, set an example to the rest of
+the world; they might abstain, during the celebration of their feasts,
+from all intoxicating liquors, and all commerce with their wives; they
+might be clothed modestly and decently; if they were wise, other men
+consulted them; if they were just, they were loved and reverenced. But
+did not superstition, brawling, and vanity soon take the place of the
+virtues?
+
+Was not the first madman that flogged himself publicly to appease the
+gods the original of the priests of the Syrian goddess, who flogged
+themselves in her honor; of the priests of Isis, who did the same on
+certain days; of the priests of Dodona, named Salii, who inflicted
+wounds on themselves; of the priests of Bellona, who struck themselves
+with sabres; of the priests of Diana, who drew blood from their backs
+with rods; of the priests of Cybele, who made themselves eunuchs; of the
+fakirs of India, who loaded themselves with chains? Has the hope of
+obtaining abundant alms nothing at all to do with the practice of these
+austerities?
+
+Is there not some similarity between the beggars, who make their legs
+swell by a certain application and cover their bodies with sores, in
+order to force a few pence from the passengers, and the impostors of
+antiquity, who seated themselves upon nails, and sold the holy nails to
+the devout of their country?
+
+And had vanity never any share in promoting these public mortifications,
+which attracted the eyes of the multitude? "I scourge myself, but it is
+to expiate your faults; I go naked, but it is to reproach you with the
+richness of your garments; I feed on herbs and snails, but it is to
+correct in you the vice of gluttony; I wear an iron ring to make you
+blush at your lewdness. Reverence me as one cherished by the gods, and
+who will bring down their favors upon you. When you shall be accustomed
+to reverence me, you will not find it hard to obey me; I will be your
+master, in the name of the gods; and then, if any one of you disobey my
+will in the smallest particular, I will have you impaled to appease the
+wrath of heaven."
+
+If the first fakirs did not pronounce these words, it is very probable
+that they had them engraved at the bottom of their hearts.
+
+Human sacrifices, perhaps, had their origin in these frantic
+austerities. Men who drew their blood in public with rods, and mangled
+their arms and thighs to gain consideration, would easily make imbecile
+savages believe that they must sacrifice to the gods whatever was
+dearest to them; that to have a fair wind, they must immolate a
+daughter; to avert pestilence, precipitate a son from a rock; to have
+infallibly a good harvest, throw a daughter into the Nile.
+
+These Asiatic superstitions gave rise to the flagellations which we have
+imitated from the Jews. Their devotees still flog themselves, and flog
+one another, as the priests of Egypt and Syria did of old. Among us the
+abbots flogged their monks, and the confessors their penitents--of both
+sexes. St. Augustine wrote to Marcellinus, the tribune, that "the
+Donatists must be whipped as schoolmasters whip their scholars."
+
+It is said that it was not until the tenth century that monks and nuns
+began to scourge themselves on certain days of the year. The custom of
+scourging sinners as a penance was so well established that St. Louis's
+confessor often gave him the whip. Henry II. was flogged by the monks
+of Canterbury (in 1207). Raymond, count of Toulouse, with a rope round
+his neck, was flogged by a deacon, at the door of St. Giles's church, as
+has before been said.
+
+The chaplains to Louis VIII., king of France, were condemned by the
+pope's legate to go at the four great feasts to the door of the
+cathedral of Paris, and present rods to the canons, that they might flog
+them in expiation for the crime of the king, their master, who had
+accepted the crown of England, which the pope had taken from him by
+virtue of the plenitude of his power. Indeed, the pope showed great
+indulgence in not having the king himself whipped, but contenting
+himself with commanding him, on pain of damnation, to pay to the
+apostolic chamber the amount of two years' revenue.
+
+From this custom is derived that which still exists, of arming all the
+grand-penitentiaries in St. Peter's at Rome with long wands instead of
+rods, with which they give gentle taps to the penitents, lying all their
+length on the floor. In this manner it was that Henry IV., of France,
+had his posteriors flogged by Cardinal Ossat and Duperron. So true is it
+that we have scarcely yet emerged from barbarism.
+
+At the commencement of the thirteenth century fraternities of penitents
+were formed at Perosia and Bologna. Young men almost naked, with a rod
+in one hand and a small crucifix in the other, flogged themselves in
+the streets; while the women peeped through the window-blinds and
+whipped themselves in their chambers.
+
+These flagellators inundated Europe; there are many of them still to be
+found in Italy, in Spain, and even in France, at Perpignan. At the
+beginning of the sixteenth century it was very common for confessors to
+whip the posteriors of their penitents. A history of the Low Countries,
+composed by Meteren, relates that a cordelier named Adriacem, a great
+preacher at Bruges, used to whip his female penitents quite naked.
+
+The Jesuit Edmund Auger, confessor to Henry III., persuaded that
+unfortunate prince to put himself at the head of the flagellators.
+
+Flogging the posteriors is practised in various convents of monks and
+nuns; from which custom there have sometimes resulted strange
+immodesties, over which _we_ must throw a veil, in order to spare the
+blushes of such as wear the _sacred_ veil, and whose sex and profession
+are worthy of our highest regard.
+
+
+
+
+AUTHORS.
+
+
+Author is a generic term, which, like the names of all other
+professions, may signify author of the good, or of the bad; of the
+respectable, or of the ridiculous; of the useful, or the agreeable; or
+lastly, the producer of disgusting trash.
+
+This name is also common to different things. We say equally the author
+of nature and the author of the songs of the Pont Neuf, or of the
+literary age. The author of a good work should beware of three
+things--title, dedication, and preface. Others should take care of the
+fourth, which is writing at all.
+
+As to the title, if the author has the wish to put his name to it, which
+is often very dangerous, it should at least be under a modest form; it
+is not pleasant to see a pious work, full of lessons of humanity, by Sir
+or My Lord. The reader; who is always malicious, and who often is
+wearied, usually turns into ridicule a book that is announced with so
+much ostentation. The author of the "Imitation of Jesus Christ" did not
+put his name to it.
+
+But the apostles, you will say, put their names to their works; that is
+not true, they were too modest. The apostle Matthew never entitled his
+book the Gospel of St. Matthew; it is a homage that has been paid to him
+since. St. Luke himself, who collected all that he had heard said, and
+who dedicated his book to Theophilus, did not call it the Gospel of St.
+Luke. St. John alone mentions himself in the Apocalypse; and it is
+supposed that this book was written by Cerinthus, who took the name of
+John to give authority to his production.
+
+However it may have been in past ages, it appears to me very bold in
+authors now to put names and titles at the head of their works. The
+bishops never fail to do so, and the thick quartos which they give us
+under the title of mandaments are decorated with armorial bearings and
+the insignia of their station; a word, no doubt, is said about Christian
+humility, but this word is often followed by atrocious calumnies against
+those who are of another communion or party. We only speak here,
+however, of poor profane authors. The duke de la Rochefoucauld did not
+announce his thoughts as the production of _Monseigneur le dud de la
+Rochefoucauld, pair de France_. Some persons who only make compilations
+in which there may be fine things, will find it injudicious to announce
+them as the work of A.B., professor of the university of ----, doctor of
+divinity, member of this or of that academy, and so on. So many
+dignities do not render the book better. It will still be wished that it
+was shorter, more philosophical, less filled with old stories. With
+respect to titles and quality, nobody cares about them.
+
+Dedications are often only offerings from interested baseness to
+disdainful vanity. Who would believe that Rohaut, _soi-disant_
+physician, in his dedication to the duke of Guise, told him that his
+ancestors had maintained, at the expense of their blood, political
+truth, the fundamental laws of the state, and the rights of sovereigns?
+Le Balafré and the duke of Mayenne would be a little surprised if this
+epistle were read to them in the other world. And what would Henry IV.
+say? Most of the dedications in England are made for money, just as the
+capuchins present us with salad on condition of our giving them drink.
+
+Men of letters in France are ignorant of this shameful abasement, and
+have never exhibited so much meanness, except some unfortunates, who
+call themselves men of letters in the same sense that sign-daubers boast
+of being of the profession of Raphael, and that the coachman of
+Vertamont was a poet.
+
+Prefaces are another rock. "The _I_ is hateful," says Pascal. Speak of
+yourself as little as you can, for you ought to be aware that the
+self-love of the reader is as great as your own. He will never pardon
+you for wishing to oblige him to esteem you. It is for your book to
+speak to him, should it happen to be read among the crowd.
+
+"The illustrious suffrages with which my piece has been honored will
+make me dispense with answering my adversaries--the applauses of the
+public." Erase all that, sir; believe me you have had no illustrious
+suffrages; your piece is eternally forgotten.
+
+"Some censors have pretended that there are too many events in the third
+act; and that in the fourth the princess is too late in discovering the
+tender sentiments of her heart for her lover. To that I answer--" Answer
+nothing, my friend, for nobody has spoken-, or will speak of thy
+princess. Thy piece has fallen because it is tiresome, and written in
+flat and barbarous verse; thy preface is a prayer for the dead, but it
+will not revive them.
+
+Others attest that all Europe has not understood their treatises on
+compatibility--on the Supralapsarians--on the difference which should be
+made between the Macedonian and Valentinian heresies, etc. Truly, I
+believe that nobody understands them, since nobody reads them.
+
+We are inundated with this trash and with continual repetition; with
+insipid romances which copy their predecessors; with new systems founded
+on ancient reveries; and little histories taken from larger ones.
+
+Do you wish to be an author? Do you wish to make a book? Recollect that
+it must be new and useful, or at least agreeable. Why from your
+provincial retreat would you assassinate me with another quarto, to
+teach me that a king ought to be just, and that Trajan was more virtuous
+than Caligula? You insist upon printing the sermons which have lulled
+your little obscure town to repose, and will put all our histories under
+contributions to extract from them the life of a prince of whom you can
+say nothing new.
+
+If you have written a history of your own time, doubt not but you will
+find some learned chronologist, or newspaper commentator, who will
+relieve you as to a date, a Christian name, or a squadron which you have
+wrongly placed at the distance of three hundred paces from the place
+where if really stood. Be grateful, and correct these important errors
+forthwith.
+
+If an ignoramus, or an empty fool, pretend to criticise this thing or
+the other, you may properly confute him; but name him rarely, for fear
+of soiling your writings. If you are attacked on your style, never
+answer; your work alone should reply.
+
+If you are said to be sick, content yourself that you are well, without
+wishing to prove to the people that you are in perfect health; and,
+above all, remember that the world cares very little whether you are
+well or ill.
+
+A hundred authors compile to get their bread, and twenty fools extract,
+criticise, apologize, and satirize these compilations to get bread also,
+because they have no profession. All these people repair on Fridays to
+the lieutenant of the police at Paris to demand permission to sell their
+drugs. They have audience immediately after the courtesans, who do not
+regard them, because they know that they are poor customers.
+
+They return with a tacit permission to sell and distribute throughout
+the kingdom their stories; their collection of bon-mots; the life of the
+unfortunate Régis; the translation of a German poem; new discoveries on
+eels; a new copy of verses; a treatise on the origin of bells, or on the
+loves of the toads. A bookseller buys their productions for ten crowns;
+they give five of them to the journalist, on condition that he will
+speak well of them in his newspaper. The critic takes their money, and
+says all the ill he can of their books. The aggrieved parties go to
+complain to the Jew, who protects the wife of the journalist, and the
+scene closes by the critic being carried to Fort Evêque; and these are
+they who call themselves authors!
+
+These poor people are divided into two or three bands, and go begging
+like mendicant friars; but not having taken vows their society lasts
+only for a few days, for they betray one another like priests who run
+after the same benefice, though they have no benefice to hope for. But
+they still call themselves authors!
+
+The misfortune of these men is that their fathers did not make them
+learn a trade, which is a great defect in modern policy. Every man of
+the people who can bring up his son in a useful art, and does not,
+merits punishment. The son of a mason becomes a Jesuit at seventeen; he
+is chased from society at four and twenty, because the levity of his
+manners is too glaring. Behold him without bread! He turns journalist,
+he cultivates the lowest kind of literature, and becomes the contempt
+and horror of even the mob. And such as these, again, call themselves
+authors!
+
+The only authors are they who have succeeded in a genuine art, be it
+epic poetry, tragedy, comedy, history, or philosophy, and who teach or
+delight mankind. The others, of whom we have spoken, are, among men of
+letters, like bats among the birds. We cite, comment, criticise,
+neglect, forget, and, above all, despise an author who is an author
+_only_.
+
+Apropos of citing an author, I must amuse myself with relating a
+singular mistake of the reverend Father Viret, cordelier and professor
+of theology. He read in the "Philosophy of History" of the good abbé
+Bazin that no author ever cited a passage of Moses before Longinus, who
+lived and died in the time of the Emperor Aurelian. Forthwith the zeal
+of St. Francis was kindled in him. Viret cries out that it is not true;
+that several writers have said that there had been a Moses, that even
+Josephus had spoken at length upon him, and that the Abbé Bazin is a
+wretch who would destroy the seven sacraments. But, dear Father Viret,
+you ought to inform yourself of the meaning of the word, to _cite_.
+There is a great deal of difference between mentioning an author and
+citing him. To speak, to make mention of an author, is to say that he
+has lived--that he has written in such a time; to cite is to give one of
+his passages--as Moses says in his Exodus--as Moses has written in his
+Genesis. Now the Abbé Brazin affirms that no foreign writers--that none
+even of the Jewish prophets have ever quoted a single passage of Moses,
+though he was a divine author. Truly, Father Viret, you are very
+malicious, but we shall know at least, by this little paragraph, that
+_you_ have been an author.
+
+The most voluminous authors that we have had in France are the
+comptrollers-general of the finances. Ten great volumes might be made of
+their declarations, since the reign of Louis XIV. Parliaments have been
+sometimes the critics of these works, and have found erroneous
+propositions and contradictions in them. But where are the good authors
+who have not been censured?
+
+
+
+
+AUTHORITY.
+
+
+Miserable human beings, whether in green robes or in turbans, whether in
+black gowns or in surplices, or in mantles and bands, never seek to
+employ authority where nothing is concerned but reason, or consent to be
+reviled in all ages as the most impertinent of men, as well as to endure
+public hatred as the most unjust.
+
+You have been told a hundred times of the insolent absurdity with which
+you condemned Galileo, and I speak to you of it for the hundred and
+first. I would have it inscribed over the door of your holy office.
+
+Seven cardinals, assisted by certain minorite friars, threw into prison
+the master of thinking in Italy, at the age of seventy; and made him
+live upon bread and water because he instructed mankind in that of which
+they were ignorant.
+
+Having passed a decree in favor of the categories of Aristotle, the
+above junta learnedly and equitably doomed to the penalty of the galleys
+whoever should dare to be of another opinion from the Stagyrite, of
+whom two councils had burned the books.
+
+Further, a Faculty, which possessed very small faculties, made a decree
+_against_ innate ideas, and afterwards another _for_ them, without the
+said Faculty being informed, except by its beadles, of what an idea was.
+
+In neighboring schools legal proceedings were commenced against the
+circulation of the blood. A process was issued against inoculation, and
+the parties cited by summons.
+
+One and twenty volumes of thoughts in folio have been seized, in which
+it was wickedly and falsely said that triangles have always three
+angles; that a father was older than his son; that Rhea Silvia lost her
+virginity before her accouchement; and that farina differs from oak
+leaves.
+
+In another year the following question was decided: _"Utrum chimæra
+bombinans in vacuo possit comedere secundas intentiones?"_ and decided
+in the affirmative. These judges, of course, considered themselves much
+superior to Archimedes, Euclid, Cicero, or Pliny, and strutted about the
+Universities accordingly.
+
+
+
+
+AXIS.
+
+
+How is it that the axis of the earth is not perpendicular to the
+equator? Why is it raised toward the north and inclined towards the
+south pole, in a position which does not appear natural, and which
+seems the consequence of some derangement, or the result of a period of
+a prodigious number of years?
+
+Is it true that the ecliptic continually inclines by an insensible
+movement towards the equator and that the angle formed by these two
+lines has a little diminished in two thousand years?
+
+Is it true that the ecliptic has been formerly perpendicular to the
+equator, that the Egyptians have said so, and that Herodotus has related
+it? This motion of the ecliptic would form a period of about two
+millions of years. It is not that which astounds us, for the axis of the
+earth has an imperceptible movement in about twenty-six thousand years
+which occasions the precession of the equinoxes. It is as easy for
+nature to produce a rotation of twenty thousand as of two hundred and
+sixty ages.
+
+We are deceived when we are told that the Egyptians had, according to
+Herodotus, a tradition that the ecliptic had been formerly perpendicular
+to the equator. The tradition of which Herodotus speaks has no relation
+to the coincidence of the equinoctial and ecliptic lines; that is quite
+another affair.
+
+The pretended scholars of Egypt said that the sun in the space of eleven
+thousand years had set twice in the east and risen twice in the west.
+When the equator and the ecliptic coincided, and when the days were
+everywhere equal to the nights the sun did not on that account change
+its setting and rising, but the earth turned on its axis from west to
+east, as at this day. This idea of making the sun set in the east is a
+chimera only worthy of the brains of the priests of Egypt and shows the
+profound ignorance of those jugglers who have had so much reputation.
+The tale should be classed with those of the satyrs who sang and danced
+in the train of Osiris; with the little boys whom they would not feed
+till after they had run eight leagues, to teach them to conquer the
+world; with the two children who cried _bec_ in asking for bread and who
+by that means discovered that the Phrygian was the original language;
+with King Psammeticus, who gave his daughter to a thief who had
+dexterously stolen his money, etc.
+
+Ancient history, ancient astronomy, ancient physics, ancient medicine
+(up to Hippocrates), ancient geography, ancient metaphysics, all are
+nothing but ancient absurdities which ought to make us feel the
+happiness of being born in later times.
+
+There is, no doubt, more truth in two pages of the French Encyclopædia
+in relation to physics than in all the library of Alexandria, the loss
+of which is so much regretted.
+
+
+
+
+BABEL.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+Babel signifies among the Orientals, God the Father, the power of God,
+the gate of God, according to the way in which the word is pronounced.
+It appears, therefore, that Babylon was the city of God, the holy city.
+Every capital of a state was a city of God, the sacred city. The Greeks
+called them all Hieropolis, and there were more than thirty of this
+name. The tower of Babel, then, signifies the tower of God the Father.
+
+Josephus says truly that Babel signifies confusion; Calmet says, with
+others, that Bilba, in Chaldæan, signifies confounded, but all the
+Orientals have been of a contrary opinion. The word confusion would be a
+strange etymon for the capital of a vast empire. I very much like the
+opinion of Rabelais, who pretends that Paris was formerly called Lutetia
+on account of the ladies' white legs.
+
+Be that as it may, commentators have tormented themselves to know to
+what height men had raised this famous tower of Babel. St. Jerome gives
+it twenty thousand feet. The ancient Jewish book entitled _"Jacult"_
+gave it eighty-one thousand. Paul Lucas has seen the remains of it and
+it is a fine thing to be as keen-sighted as Paul Lucas, but these
+dimensions are not the only difficulties which have exercised the
+learned.
+
+People have wished to know how the children of Noah, after having
+divided among themselves the islands of the nations and established
+themselves in various lands, with each one his particular language,
+families, and people, should all find themselves in the plain of
+Shinaar, to build there a tower saying, "Let us make us a name lest we
+be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth."
+
+The Book of Genesis speaks of the states which the sons of Noah founded.
+It has related how the people of Europe, Africa, and Asia, all came to
+Shinaar speaking one language only, and purposing the same thing.
+
+The Vulgate places the Deluge in the year of the world 1656, and the
+construction of the tower of Babel 1771, that is to say, one hundred and
+fifteen years after the destruction of mankind, and even during the life
+of Noah.
+
+Men then must have multiplied with prodigious celerity; all the arts
+revived in a very little time. When we reflect on the great number of
+trades which must have been employed to raise a tower so high we are
+amazed at so stupendous a work.
+
+The patriarch Abraham was born, according to the Bible, about four
+hundred years after the deluge, and already we see a line of powerful
+kings in Egypt and in Asia. Bochart and other sages have pleasantly
+filled their great books with Phoenician and Chaldæan words and
+systems which they do not understand. They have learnedly taken Thrace
+for Cappadocia, Greece for Crete, and the island of Cyprus for Tyre;
+they sport in an ocean of ignorance which has neither bottom nor shore.
+It would have been shorter for them to have avowed that God, after
+several ages, has given us sacred books to render us better men and not
+to make us geographers, chronologists, or etymologists.
+
+Babel is Babylon. It was founded, according to the Persian historians,
+by a prince named Tamurath. The only knowledge we have of its
+antiquities consists in the astronomical observations of nineteen
+hundred and three years, sent by Callisthenes by order of Alexander, to
+his preceptor Aristotle. To this certainty is joined the extreme
+probability that a nation which had made a series of celestial
+observations for nearly two thousand years had congregated and formed a
+considerable power several ages before the first of these observations.
+
+It is a pity that none of the calculations of the ancient profane
+authors agree with our sacred ones, and that none of the names of the
+princes who reigned after the different epochs assigned to the Deluge
+have been known by either Egyptians, Syrians, Babylonians, or Greeks.
+
+It is no less a pity that there remains not on the earth among the
+profane authors one vestige of the famous tower of Babel; nothing of
+this story of the confusion of tongues is found in any book. This
+memorable adventure was as unknown to the whole universe as the names of
+Noah, Methuselah, Cain, and Adam and Eve.
+
+This difficulty tantalizes our curiosity. Herodotus, who travelled so
+much, speaks neither of Noah, or Shem, Reu, Salah, or Nimrod. The name
+of Nimrod is unknown to all profane antiquity; there are only a few
+Arabs and some modern Persians who have made mention of Nimrod in
+falsifying the books of the Jews.
+
+Nothing remains to conduct us through these ancient ruins, unknown to
+all the nations of the universe during so many ages, but faith in the
+Bible, and happily that is an infallible guide.
+
+Herodotus, who has mingled many fables with some truths, pretends that
+in his time, which was that of greatest power of the Persian sovereigns
+of Babylon, all the women of the immense city were obliged to go once in
+their lives to the temple of Mylitta, a goddess who was thought to be
+the same as Aphrodite, or Venus, in order to prostitute themselves to
+strangers, and that the law commanded them to receive money as a sacred
+tribute, which was paid over to the priesthood of the goddess.
+
+But even this Arabian tale is more likely than that which the same
+author tells of Cyrus dividing the Indus into three hundred and sixty
+canals, which all discharged themselves into the Caspian Sea! What
+should we say of Mézeray if he had told us that Charlemagne divided the
+Rhine into three hundred and sixty canals, which fell into the
+Mediterranean, and that all the ladies of his court were obliged once in
+their lives to present themselves at the church of St. Genevieve to
+prostitute themselves to all comers for money?
+
+It must be remarked that such a fable is still more absurd in relation
+to the time of Xerxes, in which Herodotus lived, than it would be in
+that of Charlemagne. The Orientals were a thousand times more jealous
+than the Franks and Gauls. The wives of all the great lords were
+carefully guarded by eunuchs. This custom existed from time immemorial.
+It is seen even in the Jewish history that when that little nation
+wished like the others to have a king, Samuel, to dissuade them from it
+and to retain his authority, said "that a king would tyrannize over them
+and that he would take the tenths of their vines and corn to give to his
+eunuchs." The kings accomplished this prediction, for it is written in
+the First Book of Kings that King Ahab had eunuchs, and in the Second
+that Joram, Jehu, Jehoiakim, and Zedekiah had them also.
+
+The eunuchs of Pharaoh are spoken of a long time previously in the Book
+of Genesis, and it is said that Potiphar, to whom Joseph was sold, was
+one of the king's eunuchs. It is clear, therefore, that there were great
+numbers of eunuchs at Babylon to guard the women. It was not then a duty
+for them to prostitute themselves to the first comer, nor was Babylon,
+the city of God, a vast brothel as it has been pretended.
+
+These tales of Herodotus, as well as all others in the same taste, are
+now so decried by all people of sense--reason has made so great progress
+that even old women and children will no longer believe such
+extravagances--_"Non est vetula quæ credat nec pueri credunt, nisi qui
+nondum ære lavantur."_
+
+There is in our days only one man who, not partaking of the spirit of
+the age in which he lives, would justify the fable of Herodotus. The
+infamy appears to him a very simple affair. He would prove that the
+Babylonian princesses prostituted themselves through piety, to the
+first passengers, because it is said in the holy writings that the
+Ammonites made their children pass through the fire in presenting them
+to Moloch. But what relation has this custom of some barbarous
+hordes--this superstition of passing their children through the flames,
+or even of burning them on piles, in honor of I know not whom--of
+Moloch; these Iroquois horrors of a petty, infamous people to a
+prostitution so incredible in a nation known to be the most jealous and
+orderly of the East? Would what passes among the Iroquois be among us a
+proof of the customs of the courts of France and of Spain?
+
+He also brings, in further proof, the Lupercal feast among the Romans
+during which he says the young people of quality and respectable
+magistrates ran naked through the city with whips in their hands, with
+which they struck the pregnant women of quality, who unblushingly
+presented themselves to them in the hope of thereby obtaining a happy
+deliverance.
+
+Now, in the first place, it is not said that these Romans of quality ran
+quite naked, on the contrary, Plutarch expressly observes, in his
+remarks on the custom, that they were covered from the waist downwards.
+
+Secondly, it seems by the manner in which this defender of infamous
+customs expresses himself that the Roman ladies stripped naked to
+receive these blows of the whip, which is absolutely false.
+
+Thirdly, the Lupercal feast has no relation whatever to the pretended
+law of Babylon, which commands the wives and daughters of the king, the
+satraps, and the magi to sell and prostitute themselves to strangers out
+of pure devotion.
+
+When an author, without knowing either the human mind or the manners of
+nations, has the misfortune to be obliged to compile from passages of
+old authors, who are almost all contradictory, he should advance his
+opinions with modesty and know how to doubt, and to shake off the dust
+of the college. Above all he should never express himself with
+outrageous insolence.
+
+Herodotus, or Ctesias, or Diodorus of Sicily, relate a fact: you have
+read it in Greek, therefore this fact is true. This manner of reasoning,
+which is not that of Euclid, is surprising enough in the time in which
+we live; but all minds will not be instructed with equal facility; and
+there are always more persons who compile than people who think.
+
+We will say nothing here of the confusion of tongues which took place
+during the construction of the tower of Babel. It is a miracle, related
+in the Holy Scriptures. We neither explain, nor even examine any
+miracles, and as the authors of that great work, the Encyclopædia,
+believed them, we also believe them with a lively and sincere faith.
+
+We will simply affirm that the fall of the Roman Empire has produced
+more confusion and a greater number of new languages than that of the
+tower of Babel. From the reign of Augustus till the time of the
+Attilas, the Clovises, and the Gondiberts, during six ages, _"terra erat
+unius labii"_--"the known earth was of one language." They spoke the
+same Latin at the Euphrates as at Mount Atlas. The laws which governed a
+hundred nations were written in Latin and the Greek served for
+amusement, whilst the barbarous jargon of each province was only for the
+populace. They pleaded in Latin at once in the tribunals of Africa and
+of Rome. An inhabitant of Cornwall departed for Asia Minor sure of being
+understood everywhere in his route. It was at least one good effected by
+the rapacity of the Romans that people found themselves as well
+understood on the Danube as on the Guadalquiver. At the present time a
+Bergamask who travels into the small Swiss cantons, from which he is
+only separated by a mountain, has the same need of an interpreter as if
+he were in China. This is one of the greatest plagues of modern life.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+Vanity has always raised stately monuments. It was through vanity that
+men built the lofty tower of Babel. "Let us go and raise a tower, the
+summit of which shall touch the skies, and render our name celebrated
+before we are scattered upon the face of the earth." The enterprise was
+undertaken hi the time of a patriarch named Phaleg, who counted the good
+man Noah for his fifth ancestor. It will be seen that architecture, and
+all the arts which accompany it, had made great progress in five
+generations. St. Jerome, the same who has seen fauns and satyrs, has not
+seen the tower of Babel any more than I have, but he assures us that it
+was twenty thousand feet high. This is a trifle. The ancient book,
+_"Jacult"_ written by one of the most learned Jews, demonstrates the
+height to be eighty-one thousand Jewish feet, and every one knows that
+the Jewish foot was nearly as long as the Greek. These dimensions are
+still more likely than those of Jerome. This tower remains, but it is no
+longer quite so high; several quite veracious travellers have seen it.
+I, who have not seen it, will talk as little of it as of my grandfather
+Adam, with whom I never had the honor of conversing. But consult the
+reverend father Calmet; he is a man of fine wit and a profound
+philosopher and will explain the thing to you. I do not know why it is
+said, in Genesis, that Babel signifies confusion, for, as I have already
+observed, _ba_ answers to father in the eastern languages, and _bel_
+signifies God. Babel means the city of God, the holy city. But it is
+incontestable that Babel means confusion, possibly because the
+architects were confounded after having raised their work to eighty-one
+thousand feet, perhaps, because the languages were then confounded, as
+from that time the Germans no longer understood the Chinese, although,
+according to the learned Bochart, it is clear that the Chinese is
+originally the same language as the High German.
+
+
+
+
+BACCHUS.
+
+
+Of all the true or fabulous personages of profane antiquity Bacchus is
+to us the most important. I do not mean for the fine invention which is
+attributed to him by all the world except the Jews, but for the
+prodigious resemblance of his fabulous history to the true adventures of
+Moses.
+
+The ancient poets have placed the birth of Bacchus in Egypt; he is
+exposed on the Nile and it is from that event that he is named Mises by
+the first Orpheus, which, in Egyptian, signifies "saved from the
+waters," according to those who pretend to understand the ancient
+Egyptian tongue, which is no longer known. He is brought up near a
+mountain of Arabia called Nisa, which is believed to be Mount Sinai. It
+is pretended that a goddess ordered him to go and destroy a barbarous
+nation and that he passed through the Red Sea on foot, with a multitude
+of men, women, and children. Another time the river Orontes suspended
+its waters right and left to let him pass, and the Hydaspes did the
+same. He commanded the sun to stand still; two luminous rays proceeded
+from his head. He made a fountain of wine spout up by striking the
+ground with his thyrsis, and engraved his laws on two tables of marble.
+He wanted only to have afflicted Egypt with ten plagues, to be the
+perfect copy of Moses.
+
+Vossius is, I think, the first who has extended this parallel. The
+bishop of Avranches, Huet, has pushed it quite as far, but he adds, in
+his "Evangelical Demonstrations" that Moses is not only Bacchus, but
+that he is also Osiris and Typhon. He does not halt in this fine path.
+Moses, according to him, is Æsculapius, Amphion, Apollo, Adonis, and
+even Priapus. It is pleasant enough that Huet founds his proof that
+Moses is Adonis in their both keeping sheep: _"Et formosus oves, ad
+flumina pavit Adonis."_
+
+He contends that he is Priapus because Priapus is sometimes painted with
+an ass, and the Jews were supposed, among the Gentiles, to adore an ass.
+He gives another proof, not very canonical, which is that the rod of
+Moses might be compared to the sceptre of Priapus. _"Sceptrum tribuitur
+Priapo, virga Most."_ Neither is this demonstration in the manner of
+Euclid.
+
+We will not here speak of the more modern Bacchuses, such as he who
+lived two hundred years before the Trojan war, and whom the Greeks
+celebrated as a son of Jupiter, shut up in his thigh. We will pause at
+him who was supposed to be born on the confines of Egypt and to have
+performed so many prodigies. Our respect for the sacred Jewish books
+will not permit us to doubt that the Egyptians, the Arabs, and even the
+Greeks, have imitated the history of Moses. The difficulty consists
+solely in not knowing how they could be instructed in this
+incontrovertible history. With respect to the Egyptians, it is very
+likely that they never recorded these miracles of Moses, which would
+have covered them with shame. If they had said a word of it the
+historians, Josephus and Philo, would not have failed to have taken
+advantage of it Josephus, in his answer to Appion, made a point of
+citing all the Egyptian authors who have mentioned Moses, and he finds
+none who relate one of these miracles. No Jew has ever quoted any
+Egyptian author who has said a word of the ten plagues of Egypt, of the
+miraculous passage through the Red Sea, etc. It could not be among the
+Egyptians, therefore, that this scandalous parallel was formed between
+the divine Moses and the profane Bacchus.
+
+It is very clear that if a single Egyptian author had said a word of the
+great miracles of Moses all the synagogue of Alexandria, all the
+disputatious church of that famous town would have quoted such word, and
+have triumphed at it, every one after his manner. Athenagorus, Clement,
+Origen, who have said so many useless things, would have related this
+important passage a thousand times and it would have been the strongest
+argument of all the fathers. The whole have kept a profound silence;
+they Had, therefore, nothing to say. But how was it possible for any
+Egyptian to speak of the exploits of a man who caused all the first born
+of the families of Egypt to be killed; who turned the Nile to blood, and
+who drowned in the Red Sea their king and all his army?
+
+All our historians agree that one Clodowick, a Sicambrian, subjugated
+Gaul with a handful of barbarians. The English are the first to say that
+the Saxons, the Danes, and the Normans came by turns to exterminate a
+part of their nation. If they had not avowed this truth all Europe would
+have exclaimed against its concealment. The universe should exclaim in
+the same manner at the amazing prodigies of Moses, of Joshua, of Gideon,
+Samson, and of so many leaders and prophets. The universe is silent
+notwithstanding. Amazing mystery! On one side it is palpable mat all is
+true, since it is found in the holy writings, which are approved by the
+Church; on the other it is evident that no people have ever mentioned
+it. Let us worship Providence, and submit ourselves in all things.
+
+The Arabs, who have always loved the marvellous, were probably the first
+authors of the fables invented of Bacchus, afterwards adopted and
+embellished by the Greeks. But how came the stories of the Arabs and
+Greeks to agree so well with those of the Jews? It is known that the
+Hebrews never communicated their books to any one till the time of the
+Ptolemies; they regarded such communication as a sacrilege, and
+Josephus, to justify their obstinacy in concealing the Pentateuch from
+the rest of the world, says that God punished all foreigners who dared
+to speak of the Jewish histories. If we are to believe him, the
+historian Theopompus, for only designing to mention them in his work,
+became deranged for thirty days, and the tragic poet Theodectes was
+struck blind for having introduced the name of the Jews into one of his
+tragedies. Such are the excuses that Flavius Josephus gives in his
+answer to Appion for the history of the Jews being so long unknown.
+
+These books were of such prodigious scarcity that we only hear of one
+copy under King Josiah, and this copy had been lost for a long time and
+was found in the bottom of a chest on the report of Shaphan, scribe to
+the Pontiff Hilkiah, who carried it to the king.
+
+This circumstance happened, according to the Second Book of Kings, six
+hundred and twenty-four years before our vulgar era, four hundred years
+after Homer, and in the most flourishing times of Greece. The Greeks
+then scarcely knew that there were any Hebrews in the world. The
+captivity of the Jews at Babylon still more augmented their ignorance of
+their own books. Esdras must have restored them at the end of seventy
+years and for already more than five hundred years the fable of Bacchus
+had been current among the Greeks.
+
+If the Greeks had founded their fables on the Jewish history they would
+have chosen facts more interesting to mankind, such as the adventures of
+Abraham, those of Noah, of Methuselah, of Seth, Enoch, Cain, and Eve; of
+the fatal serpent and of the tree of knowledge, all which names have
+ever been unknown to them. There was only a slight knowledge of the
+Jewish people until a long time after the revolution that Alexander
+produced in Asia and in Europe; the historian Josephus avows it in
+formal terms. This is the manner in which he expresses himself in the
+commencement of his reply to Appion, who (by way of parenthesis) was
+dead when he answered him, for Appion died under the Emperor Claudius,
+and Josephus wrote under Vespasian.
+
+"As the country we inhabit is distant from the sea we do not apply
+ourselves to commerce and have no communication with other nations. We
+content ourselves with cultivating our lands, which are very fertile,
+and we labor chiefly to bring up our children properly, because nothing
+appears to us so necessary as to instruct them in the knowledge of our
+holy laws and in true piety, which inspires them with the desire of
+observing them. The above reasons, added to others already mentioned,
+and this manner of life which is peculiar to us, show why we have had no
+communication with the Greeks, like the Egyptians and Phoenicians. Is
+it astonishing that our nation, so distant from the sea, not affecting
+to write anything, and living in the way which I have related, has been
+little known?"
+
+After such an authentic avowal from a Jew, the most tenacious of the
+honor of his nation that has ever written, it will be seen that it is
+impossible for the ancient Greeks to have taken the fable of Bacchus
+from the holy books of the Hebrews, any more than the sacrifice of
+Iphigenia, that of the son of Idomeneus, the labors of Hercules, the
+adventure of Eurydice, and others. The quantity of ancient tales which
+resemble one another is prodigious. How is it that the Greeks have put
+into fables what the Hebrews have put into histories? Was it by the
+gift of invention; was it by a facility of imitation, or in consequence
+of the accordance of fine minds? To conclude: God has permitted it--a
+truth which ought to suffice.
+
+Of what consequence is it that the Arabs and Greeks have said the same
+things as the Jews? We read the Old Testament only to prepare ourselves
+for the New, and in neither the one nor the other do we seek anything
+but lessons of benevolence, moderation, gentleness, and true charity.
+
+
+
+
+BACON (ROGER).
+
+
+It is generally thought that Roger Bacon, the famous monk of the
+thirteenth century, was a very great man and that he possessed true
+knowledge, because he was persecuted and condemned to prison by a set of
+ignoramuses. It is a great prejudice in his favor, I own. But does it
+not happen every day that quacks gravely condemn other quacks, and that
+fools make other fools pay the penalty of folly? This, our world, has
+for a long time resembled the compact edifices in which he who believes
+in the eternal Father anathematizes him who believes in the Holy Ghost;
+circumstances which are not very rare even in these days. Among the
+things which render Friar Bacon commendable we must first reckon his
+imprisonment, and then the noble boldness with which he declared that
+all the books of Aristotle were fit only to be burned and that at a time
+when the learned respected Aristotle much more than the Jansenists
+respect St. Augustine. Has Roger Bacon, however, done anything better
+than the Poetics, the Rhetoric, and the Logic of Aristotle? These three
+immortal works clearly prove that Aristotle was a very great and fine
+genius--penetrating, profound, and methodical; and that he was only a
+bad natural philosopher because it was impossible to penetrate into the
+depths of physical science without the aid of instruments.
+
+Does Roger Bacon, in his best work, in which he treats of light and
+vision, express himself much more clearly than Aristotle when he says
+light is created by means of multiplying its luminous species, which
+action is called univocal and conformable to the agent? He also mentions
+another equivocal multiplication, by which light engenders heat and heat
+putrefaction.
+
+Roger Bacon likewise tells us that life may be prolonged by means of
+spermaceti, aloes, and dragons' flesh, and that the philosopher's stone
+would render us immortal. It is thought that besides these fine secrets
+he possessed all those of judicial astrology, without exception, as he
+affirms very positively in his _"Opus Majus,"_ that the head of man is
+subject to the influences of the ram, his neck to those of the bull, and
+his arms to the power of the twins. He even demonstrates these fine
+things from experience, and highly praises a great astrologer at Paris
+who says that he hindered a surgeon from putting a plaster on the leg
+of an invalid, because the sun was then in the sign of Aquarius, and
+Aquarius is fatal to legs to which plasters are applied.
+
+It is an opinion quite generally received that Roger was the inventor of
+gunpowder. It is certain that it was in his time that important
+discovery was made, for I always remark that the spirit of invention is
+of all times and that the doctors, or sages, who govern both mind and
+body are generally profoundly ignorant, foolishly prejudiced, or at war
+with common sense. It is usually among obscure men that artists are
+found animated with a superior instinct, who invent admirable things on
+which the learned afterwards reason.
+
+One thing that surprises me much is that Friar Bacon knew not the
+direction of the magnetic needle, which, in his time, began to be
+understood in Italy, but in lieu thereof he was acquainted with the
+Secret of the hazel rod and many such things Of which he treats in his
+"Dignity of the Experimental Art."
+
+Yet, notwithstanding this pitiable number of absurdities and chimeras,
+it must be confessed that Roger Bacon was an admirable man for his age.
+What age? you will ask--that of feudal government and of the schoolmen.
+Figure to yourself Samoyedes and Ostiacs who read Aristotle. Such were
+we at that time.
+
+Roger Bacon knew a little of geometry and optics, which made him pass
+for a sorcerer at Rome and Paris. He was, however, really acquainted
+with the matter contained in the Arabian _"Alhazen,"_ for in those days
+little was known except through the Arabs. They were the physicians and
+astrologers of all the Christian kings. The king's fool was always a
+native; his doctor an Arab or a Jew.
+
+Transport this Bacon to the times in which we live and he would be, no
+doubt, a great man. He was gold, encrusted with the rust of the times in
+which he lived, this gold would now be quickly purified. Poor creatures
+that we are! How many ages have passed away in acquiring a little
+reason!
+
+
+
+
+BANISHMENT.
+
+
+Banishment for a term of years, or for life: a penalty inflicted on
+delinquents, or on individuals who are wished to be considered as such.
+
+Not long ago it was the custom to banish from within the limits of the
+jurisdiction, for petty thefts, forgeries, and assaults, the result of
+which was that the offender became a great robber, forger, or murderer
+in some other jurisdiction. This is like throwing into a neighbor's
+field the stones that incommode us in our own.
+
+Those who have written on the laws of nations have tormented themselves
+greatly to determine whether a man who has been banished from his
+country can justly be said still to belong to that country. It might
+almost as well be asked whether a gambler, who has been driven away from
+the gaming-table, is still one of the players at that table.
+
+If by the law of nature a man is permitted to choose his country, still
+more is the man who has lost the rights of a citizen at liberty to
+choose himself a new country. May he bear arms against his former
+fellow-citizens? Of this we have a thousand examples. How many French
+Protestants, naturalized in England, Holland, or Germany, have served,
+not only against France, but against armies in which their relatives,
+their own brothers, have fought? The Greeks in the armies of the king of
+Persia fought against the Greeks, their old fellow-countrymen. The Swiss
+in the service of Holland have fired upon the Swiss in the service of
+France. This is even worse than fighting against those who have banished
+you, for, after all, drawing the sword in revenge does not seem so bad
+as drawing it for hire.
+
+
+
+
+BAPTISM.
+
+_A Greek Word, Signifying Immersion._
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+We do not speak of baptism as theologians; we are but poor men of
+letters, who shall never enter the sanctuary. The Indians plunge, and
+have from time immemorial plunged, into the Ganges. Mankind, always
+guided by their senses, easily imagined that what purified the body
+likewise purified the soul. In the subterranean apartments under the
+Egyptian temples there were large tubs for the priests and the
+initiated.
+
+ _O nimium faciles qui tristia crimina cædis_
+ _Fluminea tolli posse putatis aqua!_
+
+Old Baudier, when he was eighty, made the following comic translation of
+these lines:
+
+ _C'est une drôle de maxime,_
+ _Qu'une lessive efface un crime._
+ One can't but think it somewhat droll,
+ Pump-water thus should cleanse a soul.
+
+Every sign being of itself indifferent, God vouchsafed to consecrate
+this custom amongst the Hebrew people. All foreigners that came to
+settle in Palestine were baptized; they were called domiciliary
+proselytes.
+
+They were not forced to receive circumcision, but only to embrace the
+seven precepts of the Noachides, and to sacrifice to no strange god. The
+proselytes of justice were circumcised and baptized; the female
+proselytes were also baptized, quite naked, in the presence of three
+men. The most devout among the Jews went and received baptism from the
+hands of the prophets most venerated by the people. Hence it was that
+they flocked to St. John, who baptized in the Jordan.
+
+Jesus Christ Himself, who never baptized any one, deigned to receive
+baptism from St. John. This custom, which had long been an accessory of
+the Jewish religion, received new dignity, new value from our Saviour,
+and became the chief rite, the principal seal of Christianity. However,
+the first fifteen bishops of Jerusalem were Jews. 'The Christians of
+Palestine long continued to circumcise. St. John's Christians never
+received baptism from Christ.
+
+Several other Christian societies applied a cautery to the baptized,
+with a red-hot iron, being determined to the performance of this
+extraordinary operation by the words of St. John the Baptist, related by
+St. Luke: "I baptize you with water, but He that cometh after me shall
+baptize you with fire."
+
+This was practised by the Seleucians, the Herminians, and some others.
+The words, "He shall baptize you with fire," have never been explained.
+There are several opinions concerning the baptism by fire which is
+mentioned by St. Luke and St. Matthew. Perhaps the most likely opinion
+is that it was an allusion to the ancient custom of the devotees to the
+Syrian goddess, who, after plunging into water, imprinted characters on
+their bodies with a hot iron. With miserable man all was superstition,
+but Jesus substituted for these ridiculous superstitions a sacred
+ceremony--a divine and efficacious symbol.
+
+In the first ages of Christianity nothing was more common than to
+postpone the receiving of baptism until the last agony. Of this the
+example of the Emperor Constantine is a very strong proof. St. Andrew
+had not been baptized when he was made bishop of Milan. The custom of
+deferring the use of the sacred bath until the hour of death was soon
+abolished.
+
+_Baptism of the Dead._
+
+The dead also were baptized. This is established by the passage of St.
+Paul to the Corinthians: "If we rise not again what shall they do that
+receive baptism from the dead?" Here is a point of fact. Either the
+dead themselves were baptized, or baptism was received in their names,
+as indulgences have since been received for the deliverance of the souls
+of friends and relatives out of purgatory.
+
+St. Epiphanius and St. Chrysostom inform us that it was a custom in some
+Christian societies, and principally among the Marcionites, to put a
+living man under the dead man's bed; he was then asked if he would be
+baptized; the living man answered yes, and the corpse was taken and
+plunged into a tub of water. This custom was soon condemned. St. Paul
+mentions it but he does not condemn it; on the contrary he cites it as
+an invincible argument to prove resurrection.
+
+_Baptism by Aspersion._
+
+The Greeks always retained baptism by immersion. The Latins, about the
+close of the eighth century, having extended their religion into Gaul
+and Germany and seeing that immersion might be fatal to infants in cold
+countries, substituted simple aspersion and thus drew upon themselves
+frequent anathemas from the Greek Church.
+
+St. Cyprian, bishop of Carthage, was asked if those were really baptized
+who had only had their bodies sprinkled all over. He answers, in his
+seventy-sixth letter, that several churches did not believe the
+sprinkled to be Christians; that, for his own part, he believes that
+they are so, but that they have infinitely less grace than those who
+have been thrice dipped, according to custom.
+
+A person was initiated among the Christians as soon as he was dipped;
+until then he was only a catechumen. To be initiated it was necessary to
+have sponsors to answer to the Church for the fidelity of the new
+Christians and that the mysteries should not be divulged. Hence it was
+that in the first ages the Gentiles had, in general, as little knowledge
+of the Christian mysteries as the Christians had of the mysteries of
+Isis and the Eleusinian Ceres.
+
+Cyril of Alexandria, in his writing against the Emperor Julian,
+expresses himself thus: "I would speak of baptism but that I fear my
+words would reach them who are not initiated." At that time there was no
+worship without its mysteries, its associations, its catechumens, its
+initiated, and its professed. Each sect required new virtues and
+recommended to its penitents a new life--_"initium novæ vitæ"_--whence
+the word initiation. The initiation of Christians, whether male or
+female, consisted in their being plunged quite naked into a tub of cold
+water, to which sign was attached the remission of all their sins. But
+the difference between Christian baptism and the Greek, Syrian,
+Egyptian, and Roman ceremonies was the difference between truth and
+falsehood. Jesus Christ was the High Priest of the new law.
+
+In the second century infants began to be baptized; it was natural that
+the Christians should desire their children, who would have been damned
+without this sacrament, to be provided with it. It was at length
+concluded that they must receive it at the expiration of eight days,
+because that was the period at which, among the Jews, they were
+circumcised. In the Greek Church this is still the custom.
+
+Such as died in the first week were damned, according to the most
+rigorous fathers of the Church. But Peter Chrysologos, in the fifth
+century, imagined limbo, a sort of mitigated hell, or properly, the
+border, the outskirt of hell, whither all infants dying without baptism
+go and where the patriarchs remained until Jesus Christ's descent into
+hell. So that the opinion that Jesus Christ descended into limbo, and
+not into hell, has since then prevailed.
+
+It was agitated whether a Christian in the deserts of Arabia might be
+baptized with sand, this was answered in the negative. It was asked if
+rosewater might be used, it was decided that pure water would be
+necessary but that muddy water might be made use of. It is evident that
+all this discipline depended on the discretion of the first pastors who
+established it.
+
+The Anabaptists and some other communions out of the pale have thought
+that no one should be baptized without a thorough knowledge of the
+merits of the case. You require, say they, a promise to be of the
+Christian society, but a child can make no engagement. You give it a
+sponsor, but this is an abuse of an ancient custom. The precaution was
+requisite in the first establishment. When strangers, adult men and
+women, came and presented themselves to be received into the society
+and share in the alms there was needed a guarantee to answer for their
+fidelity; it was necessary to make sure of them; they swore they would
+be Jews, but an infant is in a diametrically opposite case. It has often
+happened, that a child baptized by Greeks at Constantinople has
+afterwards been circumcised by Turks, a Christian at eight days old and
+a Mussulman at thirty years, he has betrayed the oaths of his godfather.
+
+This is one reason which the Anabaptists might allege; it would hold
+good in Turkey, but it has never been admitted in Christian countries
+where baptism insures a citizen's condition. We must conform to the
+rights and laws of our country.
+
+The Greeks re-baptize such of the Latins as pass from one of our Latin
+communions to the Greek communion. In the last century it was the custom
+for these catechumens to pronounce the following words: "I spit upon my
+father and my mother who had me ill baptized." This custom still exists,
+and will, perhaps, long continue to exist in the provinces.
+
+_Notions of Rigid Unitarians Concerning Baptism._
+
+It is evident to whosoever is willing to reason without prejudice that
+baptism is neither a mark of grace conferred nor a seal of alliance, but
+simply a mark of profession.
+
+That baptism is not necessary, neither by necessity of precept, nor by
+necessity of means. That it was not instituted by Christ and that it
+may be omitted by the Christian without his suffering any inconvenience
+therefrom.
+
+That baptism should be administered neither to children, nor to adults,
+nor, in general, to any individual whatsoever.
+
+That baptism might be of service in the early infancy of Christianity to
+those who quitted paganism in order to make their profession of faith
+public and give an authentic mark of it, but that now it is absolutely
+useless and altogether indifferent.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+Baptism, immersion in water, abstersion, purification by water, is of
+the highest antiquity. To be cleanly was to be pure before the gods. No
+priest ever dared to approach the altar with a soil upon his body. The
+natural inclination to transfer to the soul that which appertains to the
+body led to the belief that lustrations and ablutions took away the
+stains of the soul as they removed those of the garments and that
+washing the body washed the soul also. Hence the ancient custom of
+bathing in the Ganges, the waters of which were thought to be sacred;
+hence the lustrations so frequent among every people. The Oriental
+nations, inhabiting hot countries, were the most religiously attached to
+these customs.
+
+The Jews were obliged to bathe after any pollution--after touching an
+unclean animal, touching a corpse, and on many other occasions.
+
+When the Jews received among them a stranger converted to their
+religion they baptized, after circumcising him, and if it was a woman
+she was simply baptized--that is, dipped in water in the presence of
+three witnesses. This immersion was reputed to give the persons baptized
+a new birth, a new life; they became at once Jewish and pure. Children
+born before this baptism had no share in the inheritance of their
+brethren, born after them of a regenerated father and mother. So that,
+with the Jews, to be baptized and to be born again were the same thing,
+and this idea has remained attached to baptism down to the present day.
+Thus, when John, the forerunner, began to baptize in the Jordan he did
+but follow an immemorial usage. The priests of the law did not call him
+to account for this baptizing as for anything new, but they accused him
+of arrogating to himself a right which belonged exclusively to them--as
+Roman Catholic priests would have a right to complain if a layman took
+upon himself to say mass. John was doing a lawful thing but was doing it
+unlawfully.
+
+John wished to have disciples, and he had them. He was chief of a sect
+among the lower orders of the people and it cost him his life. It even
+appears that Jesus was at first among his disciples, since he was
+baptized by him in the Jordan, and John sent some of his own party to
+Him a short time before His death.
+
+The historian Josephus speaks of John but not of Jesus--an incontestable
+proof that in his time John the Baptist had a greater reputation than
+He whom he baptized. A great multitude followed him, says that
+celebrated historian, and the Jews seemed disposed to undertake whatever
+he should command them.
+
+From this passage it appears that John was not only the chief of a sect,
+but the chief of a party. Josephus adds that he caused Herod some
+uneasiness. He did indeed make himself formidable to Herod, who, at
+length, put him to death, but Jesus meddled with none but the Pharisees.
+Josephus, therefore, mentions John as a man who had stirred up the Jews
+against King Herod; as one whose zeal had made him a state criminal, but
+Jesus, not having approached the court, was unknown to the historian
+Josephus.
+
+The sect of John the Baptist differed widely in discipline from that of
+Jesus. In the Acts of the Apostles we see that twenty years after the
+execution of Jesus, Apollos of Alexandria, though become a Christian,
+knew no baptism but that of John, nor had any idea of the Holy Ghost.
+Several travellers, and among others Chardin, the most accredited of
+all, say that in Persia there still are disciples of John, called Sabis,
+who baptize in his name and acknowledge Jesus as a prophet, but not as a
+god.
+
+As for Jesus Christ Himself He received baptism but conferred it on no
+one; His apostles baptized the catechumens, or circumcised them as
+occasion required; this is evident from the operation of circumcision
+performed by Paul on his disciple Timothy.
+
+It also appears that when the apostles baptized it was always in the
+name of Jesus Christ alone. The Acts of the Apostles do not mention any
+one baptized in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost--whence it
+may be concluded that the author of the Acts of the Apostles knew
+nothing of Matthew's gospel, in which it is said: "Go and teach all
+nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and
+of the Holy Ghost." The Christian religion had not yet received its
+form. Even the Symbol, which was called the Symbol of the Apostles, was
+not made until after their time, of this no one has any doubt. In Paul's
+Epistle to the Corinthians we find a very singular custom which was then
+introduced--that of baptizing the dead, but the rising Church soon
+reserved baptism for the living alone; at first none were baptized but
+adults, and the ceremony was often deferred until the age of fifty, or
+the last sickness, that the individual might carry with him into the
+other world the unimpaired virtue of a baptism recently performed.
+
+Now, all children are baptized: none but the Anabaptists reserve this
+ceremony for the mature age; they plunge their whole bodies into the
+water. The Quakers, who compose a very numerous society in England and
+in America, do not use baptism: the reason is that Jesus Christ did not
+baptize any of His disciples, and their aim is to be Christians only as
+His disciples were--which occasions a very wide difference between them
+and other communions.
+
+_Addition to the Article "Baptism" by Abbé Nicaise._
+
+The Emperor Julian, the philosopher, in his immortal "Satire on the
+Cæsars," puts these words into the mouth of Constantius, son of
+Constantine: "Whosoever feels himself guilty of rape, murder, plunder,
+sacrilege, and every most abominable crime, so soon as I have washed him
+with this water, he shall be clean and pure."
+
+It was, indeed, this fatal doctrine that occasioned the Christian
+emperors, and the great men of the empire, to defer their baptism until
+death. They thought they had found the secret of living criminal and
+dying virtuous.
+
+How strange an idea--that a pot of water should wash away every crime!
+Now, all children are baptized because an idea no less absurd supposes
+them all criminal; they are all saved until they have the use of reason
+and the power to become guilty! Cut their throats, then, as quickly as
+possible, to insure their entrance into paradise. This is so just a
+consequence that there was once a devout sect that went about poisoning
+and killing all newly-baptized infants. These devout persons reasoned
+with perfect correctness, saying: "We do these little innocents the
+greatest possible good; we prevent them from being wicked and unhappy in
+this life and we give them life eternal."
+
+
+
+
+BARUCH, OR BARAK, AND DEBORAH;
+
+AND, INCIDENTALLY, ON CHARIOTS OF WAR.
+
+
+We have no intention here to inquire at what time Baruch was chief of
+the Jewish people; why, being chief, he allowed his army to be commanded
+by a woman; whether this woman, named Deborah, had married Lapidoth;
+whether she was the friend or relative of Baruch, or perhaps his
+daughter or his mother; nor on what day the battle of Tabor, in Galilee,
+was fought between this Deborah and Sisera, captain-general of the
+armies of King Jabin--which Sisera commanded in Galilee an army of three
+hundred thousand foot, ten thousand horse, and three thousand chariots
+of war, according to the historian Josephus.
+
+We shall at present leave out of the question this Jabin, king of a
+village called Azor, who had more troops than the Grand Turk. We very
+much pity the fate of his grand-vizier Sisera, who, having lost the
+battle in Galilee, leaped from his chariot and four that he might fly
+more swiftly on foot. He went and begged the hospitality of a holy
+Jewish woman, who gave him some milk and drove a great cart-nail through
+his head while he was asleep. We are very sorry for it, but this is not
+the matter to be discussed. We wish to speak of chariots of war.
+
+The battle was fought at the foot of Mount Tabor, near the river Kishon.
+Mount Tabor is a steep mountain, the branches of which, somewhat less
+in height, extend over a great part of Galilee. Between this mountain
+and the neighboring rocks there is a small plain, covered with great
+flint-stones and impracticable for cavalry. The extent of this plain is
+four or five hundred paces. We may venture to believe that Sisera did
+not here draw up his three hundred thousand men in order of battle; his
+three thousand chariots would have found it difficult to manoeuvre on
+such a field.
+
+We may believe that the Hebrews had no chariots of war in a country
+renowned only for asses, but the Asiatics made use of them in the great
+plains. Confucius, or rather Confutze, says positively that, from time
+immemorial, each of the viceroys of the provinces was expected to
+furnish to the emperor a thousand war-chariots, each drawn by four
+horses. Chariots must have been in use long before the Trojan war, for
+Homer does not speak of them as a new invention, but these chariots were
+not armed like those of Babylon, neither the wheels nor the axles were
+furnished with steel blades.
+
+At first this invention must have been very formidable on large plains,
+especially when the chariots were numerous, driven with impetuosity, and
+armed with long pikes and scythes, but when they became familiar it
+seemed so easy to avoid their shock that they fell into general disuse.
+
+In the war of 1741 it was proposed to renew and reform this ancient
+invention. A minister of state had one of these chariots constructed and
+it was tried. It was asserted that in large plains, like that of
+Lützen, they might be used with advantage by concealing them behind the
+cavalry, the squadrons of which would open to let them pass and then
+follow them, but the generals judged that this manoeuvre would be
+useless, and even dangerous, now that battles are gained by cannon only.
+It was replied that there would be as many cannon hi the army using the
+chariots of war to defend them as in the enemy's army to destroy them.
+It was added that these chariots would, in the first instance, be
+sheltered from the cannon behind the battalions or squadrons, that the
+latter would open and let the chariots run with impetuosity and that
+this unexpected attack might have a prodigious effect. The generals
+advanced nothing in opposition to these arguments, but they would not
+revive this game of the ancient Persians.
+
+
+
+
+BATTALION.
+
+
+Let us observe that the arrangements, the marching, and the evolutions
+of battalions, nearly as they are now practised, were revived in Europe
+by one who was not a military man--by Machiavelli, a secretary at
+Florence. Battalions three, four, and five deep; battalions advancing
+upon the enemy; battalions in square to avoid being cut off in a rout;
+battalions four deep sustained by others in column; battalions flanked
+by cavalry--all are his. He taught Europe the art of war; it had long
+been practised without being known.
+
+The grand duke would have had his secretary teach his troops their
+exercises according to his new method. But Machiavelli was too prudent
+to do so; he had no wish to see the officers and soldiers laugh at a
+general in a black cloak; he reserved himself for the council.
+
+There is something singular in the qualities which he requires in a
+soldier. He must first have _gagliardia_, which signifies _alert vigor_;
+he must have a quick and sure eye--in which there must also be a little
+gayety; a strong neck, a wide breast, a muscular arm, round loins, but
+little belly, with spare legs and feet--all indicating strength and
+agility. But above all the soldier must have honor, and must be led by
+honor alone. "War," says he, "is but too great a corrupter of morals,"
+and he reminds us of the Italian proverb: War makes thieves, and peace
+finds them gibbets.
+
+Machiavelli had but a poor opinion of the French infantry, and until the
+battle of Rocroi it must be confessed that it was very bad. A strange
+man this Machiavelli! He amused himself with making verses, writing
+plays, showing his cabinet the art of killing with regularity, and
+teaching princes the art of perjuring themselves, assassinating, and
+poisoning as occasion required--a great art which Pope Alexander VI.,
+and his bastard Cæsar Borgia, practised in wonderful perfection without
+the aid of his lessons.
+
+Be it observed that in all Machiavelli's works on so many different
+subjects there is not one word which renders virtue amiable--not one
+word proceeding from the heart. The same remark has been made on
+Boileau. He does not, it is true, make virtue lovely, but he represents
+it as necessary.
+
+
+
+
+BAYLE.
+
+
+Why has Louis Racine treated Bayle like a dangerous man, with a cruel
+heart, in an epistle to Jean Baptiste Rousseau, which, although printed,
+is but little known?
+
+He compares Bayle, whose logical acuteness detected the errors of
+opposing systems, to Marius sitting upon the ruins of Carthage:
+
+ _Ainsi d'un oeil content Marius, dans sa fuite,_
+ _Contemplait les débris de Carthage détruite._
+ Thus exiled Marius, with contented gaze,
+ Thy ruins, Carthage, silently surveys.
+
+Here is a simile which exhibits very little resemblance, or, as Pope
+says, a simile dissimilar. Marius had not destroyed reason and
+arguments, nor did he contentedly view its ruins, but, on the contrary,
+he was penetrated with an elevated sentiment of melancholy on
+contemplating the vicissitudes of human affairs, when he made the
+celebrated answer: "Say to the proconsul of Africa that thou hast seen
+Marius seated on the ruins of Carthage."
+
+We ask in what Marius resembled Bayle? Louis Racine, if he thinks fit,
+may apply the epithets "hard-hearted" and "cruel" to Marius, to Sulla,
+to the triumvirs, but, in reference to Bayle the phrases "detestable
+pleasure," "cruel heart," "terrible man," should not be put in a
+sentence written by Louis Racine against one who is only proved to have
+weighed the arguments of the Manichæans, the Paulicians, the Arians, the
+Eutychians, against those of their adversaries. Louis Racine proportions
+not the punishment to the offence. He should remember that Bayle
+combated Spinoza, who was too much of a philosopher, and Jurieu, who was
+none at all. He should respect the good manners of Bayle and learn to
+reason from him. But he was a Jansenist, that is to say, he knew the
+words of the language of Jansenism and employed them at random. You may
+properly call cruel and terrible a powerful man who commands his slaves,
+on pain of death, to go and reap corn where he has sown thistles; who
+gives to some of them too much food, and suffers others to die of
+hunger; who kills his eldest son to leave a large fortune to the
+younger. All that is frightful and cruel, Louis Racine! It is said that
+such is the god of thy Jansenists, but I do not believe it. Oh slaves of
+party, people attacked with the jaundice, you constantly see everything
+yellow!
+
+And to whom has the unthinking heir of a father who had a hundred times
+more taste than he has philosophy, addressed this miserable epistle
+against the virtuous Bayle? To Rousseau--a poet who thinks still less;
+to a man whose principal merit has consisted in epigrams which are
+revolting to the most indulgent reader; to a man to whom it was alike
+whether he sang Jesus Christ or Giton. Such was the apostle to whom
+Louis Racine denounced Bayle as a miscreant. What motive could the
+author of "Phædra" and "Iphigenia" have for falling into such a
+prodigious error? Simply this, that Rousseau had made verses for the
+Jansenists, whom he then believed to be in high credit.
+
+Such is the rage of faction let loose upon Bayle, but you do not hear
+any of the dogs who have howled against him bark against Lucretius,
+Cicero, Seneca, Epicurus, nor against the numerous philosophers of
+antiquity. It is all reserved for Bayle; he is their fellow citizen--he
+is of their time--his glory irritates them. Bayle is read and Nicole is
+not read; behold the source of the Jansenist hatred! Bayle is studied,
+but neither the reverend Father Croiset, nor the reverend Father
+Caussin; hence Jesuitical denouncement!
+
+In vain has a Parliament of France done him the greatest honor in
+rendering his will valid, notwithstanding the severity of the law. The
+madness of party knows neither honor nor justice. I have not inserted
+this article to make the eulogy of the best of dictionaries, which would
+not be becoming here, and of which Bayle is not in need; I have written
+it to render, if I can, the spirit of party odious and ridiculous.
+
+
+
+
+BDELLIUM.
+
+
+We are very much puzzled to know what this Bdellium is which is found
+near the shores of the Pison, a river of the terrestrial paradise which
+turns into the country of the Havilah, where there is gold. Calmet
+relates that, according to several commentators, Bdellium is the
+carbuncle, but that it may also be crystal. Then it is the gum of an
+Arabian tree and afterwards we are told that capers are intended. Many
+others affirm that it signifies pearls. Nothing but the etymologies of
+Bochart can throw a light on this question. I wish that all these
+commentators had been upon the spot.
+
+The excellent gold which is obtained in this country, says Calmet, shows
+evidently that this is the country of Colchis and the golden fleece is a
+proof of it. It is a pity that things have changed so much for
+Mingrelia; that beautiful country, so famous for the loves of Medea and
+Jason, now produces gold and Bdellium no more than bulls which vomit
+fire and flame, and dragons which guard the fleece. Everything changes
+in this world; and if we do not skilfully cultivate our lands, and if
+the state remain always in debt, we shall become a second Mingrelia.
+
+
+
+
+BEARD.
+
+
+Certain naturalists assure us that the secretion which produces the
+beard is the same as that which perpetuates mankind. An entire
+hemisphere testifies against this fraternal union. The Americans, of
+whatever country, color, or stature they may be, have neither beards on
+their chins, nor any hair on their bodies, except their eyebrows and the
+hair of their heads, I have legal attestations of official men who have
+lived, conversed, and combated with thirty nations of South America, and
+they attest that they have never seen a hair on their bodies; and they
+laugh, as they well may, at writers who, copying one another, say that
+the Americans are only without hair because they pull it out with
+pincers; as if Christopher Columbus, Fernando Cortes, and the other
+adventurers had loaded themselves with the little tweezers with which
+our ladies remove their superfluous hairs, and had distributed them in
+all the countries of America.
+
+I believed for a long time that the Esquimaux were excepted from the
+general laws of the new world; but I am assured that they are as free
+from hair as the others. However, they have children in Chile, Peru, and
+Canada, as well as in our bearded continent. There is, then, a specific
+difference between these bipeds and ourselves, in the same way as their
+lions, which are divested of the mane, and in other respects differ from
+the lions of Africa.
+
+It is to be remarked that the Orientals have never varied in their
+consideration for the beard. Marriage among them has always existed, and
+that period is still the epoch of life from which they no longer shave
+the beard. The long dress and the beard impose respect. The Westerns
+have always been changing the fashion of the chin. Mustaches were worn
+under Louis XIV. towards the year 1672. Under Louis XIII. a little
+pointed beard prevailed. In the time of Henry IV. it was square. Charles
+V., Julius II., and Francis I. restored the large beard to honor in
+their courts, which had been a long time in fashion. Gownsmen, through
+gravity and respect for the customs of their fathers, shaved themselves;
+while the courtiers, in doublets and little mantles, wore their beards
+as long as they could. When a king in those days sent a lawyer as an
+ambassador, his comrades would laugh at him if he suffered his beard to
+grow, besides mocking him in the chamber of accounts or of
+requests,--But quite enough upon beards.
+
+
+
+
+BEASTS.
+
+
+What a pity and what a poverty of spirit to assert that beasts are
+machines deprived of knowledge and sentiment, which effect all their
+operations in the same manner, which learn nothing, never improve, etc.
+
+What is this bird, who makes its nest in a semicircle when he attaches
+it to a wall; and in a circle on a tree--this bird does all in the same
+blind manner! The hound, which you have disciplined for three months,
+does he not know more at the end of this time than he did before? Does
+the canary, to which you play an air, repeat ft directly? Do you not
+employ a considerable time in teaching it? Have you not seen that he
+sometimes mistakes it, and that be corrects himself?
+
+Is it because I speak to you that you judge I have sentiment, memory,
+and ideas? Well, suppose I do not speak to you; you see me enter my room
+with an afflicted air, I seek a paper with disquietude, I open the
+bureau in which I recollect to have shut it, I hid it and read it with
+joy. You pronounce that I have felt the sentiment of affliction and of
+joy; that I have memory and knowledge.
+
+Extend the same judgment to the dog who has lost his master, who has
+sought hum everywhere with grievous cries, and who enters the house
+agitated and restless, goes upstairs and down, from room to room, and at
+last finds in the closet the master whom he loves, and testifies his joy
+by the gentleness of his cries, by his leaps and his caresses.
+
+Some barbarians seize this dog, who so prodigiously excels man in
+friendship, they nail him to a table and dissect him living to show the
+mesenteric veins. You discover in him the same organs of sentiment which
+are in yourself. Answer me, machinist, has nature arranged all the
+springs of sentiment in this animal that he should not feel? Has he
+nerves, and is he incapable of suffering? Do not suppose this
+impertinent contradiction in mature.
+
+But the masters of this school ask, what is the soul of beasts? I do not
+understand tins question. A tree has the faculty of receiving in its
+fibres the sap which circulates, of evolving its buds, its leaves, and
+its fruits. You will ask me what is the soul of this tree? It has
+received these gifts. The animal has received those of sentiment,
+memory, and a certain number of ideas. Who has bestowed these gifts; who
+has given these faculties? He who has made the herb of the field to
+grow, and who makes the earth gravitate towards the sun.
+
+The souls of beasts are _substantial forms_, says Aristotle; and after
+Aristotle, the Arabian school; and after the Arabian school, the
+Angelical school; and after the Angelical school, the Sorbonne; and
+after the Sorbonne, every one in the world.
+
+The souls of beasts are material, exclaim other philosophers. These have
+not been more fortunate than the former. They are in vain asked what is
+a material soul? They say that it is a matter which has sensation; but
+who has given it this sensation? It is a material soul, that is to say,
+it is composed of a matter which gives sensation to matter. They cannot
+get out of this circle.
+
+Listen to one kind of beasts reasoning upon another; their soul is a
+spiritual being, which dies with the body; but what proof have you of
+it? What idea have you of this spiritual being, which has sentiment,
+memory, and its share of ideas and combinations, but which can never
+tell what made a child of six years old? On what ground do you imagine
+that this being, which is not corporeal, perishes with the body? The
+greatest beasts are those who have suggested that this soul is neither
+body nor spiritan excellent system! We can only understand by spirit
+something unknown, which is not body. Thus the system of these gentlemen
+amounts to this, that the soul of beasts is a substance which is neither
+body, nor something which is not body. Whence can proceed so many
+contradictory errors? From the custom which men have of examining what a
+thing is before they know whether it exists. They call the speech the
+effect of a breath of mind, the soul of a sigh. What is the soul? It is
+a name which I have given to this valve which rises and falls, which
+lets the air in, relieves itself, and sends it through a pipe when I
+move the lungs.
+
+There is not, then, a soul distinct from the machine. But what moves the
+lungs of animals? I have already said, the power that moves the stars.
+The philosopher who said, _"Deus est animâ brutorum."_--God is the soul
+of the brutes--is right; but he should have gone much further.
+
+
+
+
+BEAUTIFUL (THE).
+
+
+Since we have quoted Plato on love, why should we not quote him on "the
+beautiful," since beauty causes love. It is curious to know how a Greek
+spoke of the beautiful more than two thousand years since.
+
+"The man initiated into the sacred mysteries, when he sees a beautiful
+face accompanied by a divine form, a something more than mortal, feels a
+secret emotion, and I know not what respectful fear. He regards this
+figure as a divinity.... When the influence of beauty enters into his
+soul by his eyes he burns; the wings of his soul are bedewed; they lose
+the hardness which retains their germs and liquefy themselves; these
+germs, swelling beneath the roots of its wings, they expand from every
+part of the soul (for soul had wings formerly)," etc.
+
+I am willing to believe that nothing is finer than this discourse of the
+divine Plato; but it does not give us very clear ideas of the nature of
+the beautiful.
+
+Ask a toad what is beauty--the great beauty _To Kalon_; he will answer
+that it is the female with two great round eyes coming out of her little
+head, her large flat mouth, her yellow belly, and brown back. Ask a
+negro of Guinea; beauty is to him a black, oily skin, sunken eyes, and a
+flat nose. Ask the devil; he will tell you that the beautiful consists
+in a pair of horns, four claws, and a tail. Then consult the
+philosophers; they will answer you with jargon; they must have something
+conformable to the archetype of the essence of the beautiful--to the _To
+Kalon_.
+
+I was once attending a tragedy near a philosopher. "How beautiful that
+is," said he. "What do you find beautiful?" asked I. "It is," said he,
+"that the author has attained his object." The next day he took his
+medicine, which did him some good. "It has attained its object," cried I
+to him; "it is a beautiful medicine." He comprehended that it could not
+be said that a medicine is beautiful, and that to apply to anything
+the epithet beautiful it must cause admiration and pleasure. He admitted
+that the tragedy had inspired him with these two sentiments, and that it
+was the _To Kalon_, the beautiful.
+
+We made a journey to England. The same piece was played, and, although
+ably translated, it made all the spectators yawn. "Oh, oh!" said he,
+"the _To Kalon_ is not the same with the English as with the French." He
+concluded after many reflections that "the beautiful" is often merely
+relative, as that which is decent at Japan is indecent at Rome; and that
+which is the fashion at Paris is not so at Pekin; and he was thereby
+spared the trouble of composing a long treatise on the beautiful.
+
+[Illustration: A beautiful face accompanied by a divine form.]
+
+There are actions which the whole world considers fine. A challenge
+passed between two of Cæsar's officers, mortal enemies, not to shed each
+other's blood behind a thicket by tierce and quarte, as among us, but to
+decide which of them would best defend the camp of the Romans, about to
+be attacked by the barbarians. One of the two, after having repulsed the
+enemy, was near falling; the other flew to his assistance, saved his
+life, and gained the victory. A friend devotes himself to death for his
+friend, a son for his father. The Algonquin, the French, the Chinese,
+will mutually say that all this is very beautiful, that such actions
+give them pleasure, and that they admire them.
+
+They will say the same of great moral maxims; of that of Zoroaster: "If
+in doubt that an action be just, desist;" of that of Confucius: "Forget
+injuries; never forget benefits."
+
+The negro, with round eyes and flattened nose, who would not give the
+ladies of our court the name of beautiful, would give it without
+hesitation to these actions and these maxims. Even the wicked man
+recognizes the beauty of the virtues which he cannot imitate. The
+beautiful, which only strikes the senses, the imagination, and what is
+called the spirit, is then often uncertain; the beauty which strikes the
+heart is not. You will find a number of people who will tell you they
+have found nothing beautiful in three-fourths of the "Iliad"; but nobody
+will deny that the devotion of Codrus for his people was fine, supposing
+it was true.
+
+Brother Attinet, a Jesuit, a native of Dijon, was employed as designer
+in the country house of the Emperor Camhi, at the distance of some
+leagues from Pekin.
+
+"This country house," says he, in one of his letters to M. Dupont, "is
+larger than the town of Dijon. It is divided into a thousand habitations
+on one line; each one has its courts, its parterres, its gardens, and
+its waters; the front of each is ornamented with gold varnish and
+paintings. In the vast enclosures of the park, hills have been raised by
+hand from twenty to sixty feet high. The valleys are watered by an
+infinite number of canals, which run a considerable distance to join and
+form lakes and seas. We float on these seas in boats varnished and
+gilt, from twelve to thirteen fathoms long and four wide. These barks
+have magnificent saloons, and the borders of the canals are covered with
+houses, all in different tastes. Every house has its gardens and
+cascades. You go from one valley to another by alleys, alternately
+ornamented with pavilions and grottoes. No two valleys are alike; the
+largest of all is surrounded by a colonnade, behind which are gilded
+buildings. All the apartments of these houses correspond in magnificence
+with the outside. All the canals have bridges at stated distances; these
+bridges are bordered with balustrades of white marble sculptured in
+basso-relievo.
+
+"In the middle of the great sea is raised a rock, and on this rock is a
+square pavilion, in which are more than a hundred apartments. From this
+square pavilion there is a view of all the palaces, all the houses, and
+all the gardens of this immense enclosure, and there are more than four
+hundred of them.
+
+"When the emperor gives a fête all these buildings are illuminated in an
+instant, and from every house there are fireworks.
+
+"This is not all; at the end of what they call the sea is a great fair,
+held by the emperor's officers. Vessels come from the great sea to
+arrive at this fair. The courtiers disguise themselves as merchants and
+artificers of all sorts; one keeps a coffee house, another a tavern; one
+takes the profession of a thief, another that of the officer who
+pursues him. The emperor and all the ladies of the court come to buy
+stuffs, the false merchants cheat them as much as they can; they tell
+them that it is shameful to dispute so much about the price, and that
+they are poor customers. Their majesties reply that the merchants are
+knaves; the latter are angry and affect to depart; they are appeased;
+the emperor buys all and makes lotteries of it for all his court.
+Farther on are spectacles of all sorts."
+
+When brother Attinet came from China to Versailles he found it small and
+dull. The Germans, who were delighted to stroll about its groves, were
+astonished that brother Attinet was so difficult. This is another reason
+which determines me not to write a treatise on the beautiful.
+
+
+
+
+BEES.
+
+
+The bees may be regarded as superior to the human race in this, that
+from their own substance they produce another which is useful; while, of
+all our secretions, there is not one good for anything; nay, there is
+not one which does not render mankind disagreeable.
+
+I have been charmed to find that the swarms which turn out of the hive
+are much milder than our sons when they leave college. The young bees
+then sting no one; or at least but rarely and in extraordinary cases.
+They suffer themselves to be carried quietly in the bare hand to the
+hive which is destined for them. But no sooner have they learned in
+their new habitation to know their interests than they become like us
+and make war. I have seen very peaceable bees go for six months to labor
+in a neighboring meadow covered with flowers which secreted them. When
+the mowers came they rushed furiously from their hive upon those who
+were about to steal their property and put them to flight.
+
+We find in the Proverbs attributed to Solomon that "there are four
+things, the least upon earth, but which are wiser than the wise men--the
+ants, a little people who lay up food during the harvest; the hares, a
+weak people who lie on stones; the grasshoppers, who have no kings and
+who journey in flocks; and the lizards, which work with their hands and
+dwell in the palaces of kings." I know not how Solomon forgot the bees,
+whose instinct seems very superior to that of hares, which do not lie on
+stone; or of lizards, with whose genius I am not acquainted. Moreover, I
+shall always prefer a bee to a grasshopper.
+
+The bees have, in all ages, furnished the poet with descriptions,
+comparisons, allegories, and fables. Mandeville's celebrated "Fable of
+the Bees" made a great noise in England. Here is a short sketch of it:
+
+ Once the bees, in worldly things,
+ Had a happy government;
+ And their laborers and their kings
+ Made them wealthy and content;
+ But some greedy drones at last
+ Found their way into their hive;
+ Those, in idleness to thrive,
+ Told the bees they ought to fast.
+ Sermons were _their_ only labors;
+ Work they preached unto their neighbors.
+ In their language they would say,
+ "You shall surely go to heaven,
+ When to us you've freely given
+ Wax and honey all away."--
+ Foolishly the bees believed,
+ Till by famine undeceived;
+ When their misery was complete,
+ All the strange delusion vanished!
+ Now the drones are killed or banished,
+ And the bees again may eat.
+
+Mandeville goes much further; he asserts that bees cannot live at their
+ease in a great and powerful hive without many vices. "No kingdom, no
+state," says he, "can flourish without vices. Take away the vanity of
+ladies of quality, and there will be no more fine manufactures of silk,
+no more employment for men and women in a thousand different branches; a
+great part of the nation will be reduced to beggary. Take away the
+avarice of our merchants, and the fleets of England will be annihilated.
+Deprive artists of envy, and emulation will cease; we shall sink back
+into primitive rudeness and ignorance."
+
+It is quite true that a well-governed society turns every vice to
+account; but it is not true that these vices are necessary to the
+well-being of the world. Very good remedies may be made from poisons,
+but poisons do not contribute to the support of life. By thus reducing
+the "Fable of the Bees" to its just value, it might be made a work of
+moral utility.
+
+
+
+
+BEGGAR--MENDICANT
+
+
+Every country where begging, where mendicity, is a profession, is ill
+governed. Beggary, as I have elsewhere said, is a vermin that clings to
+opulence. Yes; but let it be shaken off; let the hospitals be for
+sickness and age alone, and let the shops be for the young and vigorous.
+
+The following is an extract from a sermon composed by a preacher ten
+years ago for the parish of St. Leu and St. Giles, which is the parish
+of the beggars and the convulsionaries: "_Pauper es evangelicantur_"
+--"the gospel is preached to the poor."
+
+"My dear brethren the beggars, what is meant by the word _gospel_? It
+signifies _good news_. It is, then, good news that I come to tell you;
+and what is it? It is that if you are idlers you will die on a
+dung-hill. Know that there have been idle kings, so at least we are
+told, and they at last had not where to lay their heads. If you work,
+you will be as happy as other men.
+
+"The preachers at St. Eustache and St. Roche may deliver to the rich
+very fine sermons in a flowery style, which procure for the auditors a
+light slumber with an easy digestion, and for the orator a thousand
+crowns; but I address those whom hunger keeps awake. Work for your
+bread, I say; for the Scripture says that he who does not work deserves
+not to eat. Our brother in adversity, Job, who was for some time in your
+condition, says that man is born to labor as the bird is to fly. Look
+at this immense city; every one is busy; the judges rise at four in the
+morning to administer justice to you and send you to the galleys when
+your idleness has caused you to thieve rather awkwardly.
+
+"The king works; he attends his council every day; and he has made
+campaigns. Perhaps you will say he is none the richer. Granted; but that
+is not his fault. The financiers know, better than you or I do, that not
+one-half his revenue ever enters his coffers. He has been obliged to
+sell his plate in order to defend us against our enemies. We should aid
+him in our turn. The Friend of Man (_l'Ami des Hommes_) allows him only
+seventy-five millions per annum. Another friend all at once gives him
+seven hundred and forty. But of all these Job's comforters, not one will
+advance him a single crown. It is necessary to invent a thousand
+ingenious ways of drawing this crown from our pockets, which, before it
+reaches his own, is diminished by at least one-half.
+
+"Work, then, my dear brethren; act for yourselves, for I forewarn you
+that if you do not take care of yourselves, no one will take care of
+you; you will be treated as the king has been in several grave
+remonstrances; people will say, 'God help you.'
+
+"We will go into the provinces, you will answer; we skill be fed by the
+lords of the land, by the farmers, by the curates. Do not flatter
+yourselves, my dear brethren, that you shall eat at their tables; they
+have for the most part enough to do to feed themselves, notwithstanding
+the 'Method of Rapidly Getting Rich by Agriculture' and fifty other
+works of the same kind, published every day at Paris for the use of the
+people in the country, with the cultivation of which the authors never
+had anything to do.
+
+"I behold among you young men of some talent, who say that they will
+make verses, that they will write pamphlets, like Chisiac, Normotte, or
+Patouillet; that they will work for the _'Nouvelles Ecclésiastiques'_
+that they will write sheets for Fréron, funeral orations for bishops,
+songs for the comic opera. Any of these would at least be an occupation.
+When a man is writing for the _'Année Littéraire,'_ he is not robbing on
+the highway, he is only robbing his creditors. But do better, my dear
+brethren in Jesus Christ--my dear beggars, who, by passing your lives in
+asking charity, run the risk of the galleys; do better; enter one of the
+four mendicant orders; you will then be not only rich, but honored
+also."
+
+
+
+
+BEKKER,
+
+"THE WORLD BEWITCHED," THE DEVIL, THE BOOK OF ENOCH, AND SORCERERS.
+
+
+This Balthazar Bekker, a very good man, a great enemy of the everlasting
+hell and the devil, and a still greater of precision, made a great deal
+of noise in his time by his great book, "The World Bewitched."
+
+One Jacques-George de Chaufepied, a pretended continuator of Bayle,
+assures us that Bekker learned Greek at Gascoigne. Niceron has good
+reasons for believing that it was at Franeker. This historical point has
+occasioned much doubt and trouble at court.
+
+The fact is that in the time of Bekker, a minister of the Holy
+Gospel--as they say in Holland--the devil was still in prodigious credit
+among divines of all sorts in the middle of the seventeenth century, in
+spite of the good spirits which were beginning to enlighten the world.
+Witchcraft, possessions, and everything else attached to that fine
+divinity, were in vogue throughout Europe and frequently had fatal
+results.
+
+A century had scarcely elapsed since King James himself--called by Henry
+IV. _Master_ James--that great enemy of the Roman communion and the
+papal power, had published his "Demonology" (what a book for a king!)
+and in it had admitted sorceries, incubuses, and succubuses, and
+acknowledged the power of the devil, and of the pope, who, according to
+him, had just as good a right to drive Satan from the bodies of the
+possessed as any other priest. And we, miserable Frenchmen, who boast of
+having recovered some small part of our senses, in what a horrid sink of
+stupid barbarism were we then immersed! Not a parliament, not a
+presidential court, but was occupied in trying sorcerers; not a great
+jurisconsult who did not write memorials on possessions by the devil.
+France resounded with the cries of poor imbecile creatures whom the
+judges, after making them believe that they had danced round a cauldron,
+tortured and put to death without pity, in horrible torments. Catholics
+and Protestants were alike infected with this absurd and frightful
+superstition; the pretext being that in one of the Christian gospels it
+is said that disciples were sent to cast out devils. It was a sacred
+duty to put girls to the torture in order to make them confess that they
+had lain with Satan, and that they had fallen in love with him in the
+form of a goat. All the particulars of the meetings of the girls with
+this goat were detailed in the trials of the unfortunate individuals.
+They were burned at last, whether they confessed or denied; and France
+was one vast theatre of judicial carnage.
+
+I have before me a collection of these infernal proceedings, made by a
+counsellor of the Parliament of Bordeaux, named De Langre, and addressed
+to Monseigneur Silleri, chancellor of France, without Monseigneur
+Silleri's having ever thought of enlightening those infamous
+magistrates. But, indeed, it would have been necessary to begin by
+enlightening the chancellor himself. What was France at that time? A
+continual St. Bartholomew--from the massacre of Vassy to the
+assassination of Marshal d'Ancre and his innocent wife.
+
+Will it be believed that in the time of this very Bekker, a poor girl
+named Magdalen Chaudron, who had been persuaded that she was a witch,
+was burned at Geneva?
+
+The following is a very exact summary of the procès-verbal of this
+absurd and horrid act, which is not the last monument of the kind:
+
+"Michelle, having met the devil as she was going out of the town, the
+devil gave her a kiss, received her homage, and imprinted on her upper
+lip and her right breast the mark which it is his custom to affix on all
+persons whom he recognizes as his favorites. This seal of the devil is a
+small sign-manual, which, as demonological jurisconsults affirm, renders
+the skin insensible.
+
+"The devil ordered Michelle Chaudron to bewitch two girls; and she
+immediately obeyed her lord. The relatives of the young women judicially
+charged her with devilish practices, and the girls themselves were
+interrogated and confronted with the accused. They testified that they
+constantly felt a swarming of ants in certain parts of their bodies, and
+that they were possessed. The physicians were then called in, or at
+least those who then passed as physicians. They visited the girls and
+sought on Michelle's body for the devil's seal, which the procès-verbal
+calls the _satanic marks_. They thrust a large needle into the spot, and
+this of itself was a grievous torture. Blood flowed from the puncture;
+and Michelle made known by her cries that satanic marks do not produce
+insensibility. The judges, seeing no satisfactory evidence that Michelle
+Chaudron was a witch, had her put to the torture, which never fails to
+bring forth proofs. The unfortunate girl, yielding at length to the
+violence of her tortures, confessed whatever was required of her.
+
+"The physicians again sought for the satanic mark. They found it in a
+small dark spot on one of her thighs. They applied the needle; but the
+torture had been so excessive that the poor, expiring creature scarcely
+felt the wound; she did not cry out; therefore the crime was
+satisfactorily proved. But, as manners were becoming less rude, she was
+not burned until she had been hanged."
+
+Every tribunal in Christian Europe still rings with similar
+condemnations; so long did this barbarous imbecility endure, that even
+in our own day, at Würzburg, in Franconia, there was a witch burned in
+1750. And what a witch! A young woman of quality, the abbess of a
+convent! and in our own times, under the empire of Maria Theresa of
+Austria!
+
+These horrors, by which Europe was so long filled, determined Bekker to
+fight against the devil. In vain was he told, in prose and verse, that
+he was doing wrong to attack him, seeing that he was extremely like him,
+being horribly ugly; nothing could stop him. He began with absolutely
+denying the power of Satan; and even grew so bold as to maintain that he
+does not exist. "If," said he, "there were a devil, he would revenge the
+war which I make upon him."
+
+Bekker reasoned but too well in saying that if the devil existed he
+would punish him. His brother ministers took Satan's part and suspended
+Bekker; for heretics will also excommunicate; and in the article of
+cursing, Geneva mimics Rome.
+
+Bekker enters on his subject in the second volume. According to him, the
+serpent which seduced our first parents was not a devil, but a real
+serpent; as Balaam's ass was a real ass, and as the whale that swallowed
+Jonah was a real whale. It was so decidedly a real serpent, that all its
+species, which had before walked on their feet, were condemned to crawl
+on their bellies. No serpent, no animal of any kind, is called Satan, or
+Beelzebub, or devil, in the Pentateuch. There is not so much as an
+allusion to Satan. The Dutch destroyer of Satan does, indeed, admit the
+existence of angels; but at the same time he assures us that it cannot
+be proved by reasoning. "And if there are any," says he, in the eighth
+chapter of his second volume, "it is hard to say what they are. The
+Scripture tells us nothing about their nature, nor in what the nature of
+a spirit consists. The Bible was made, not for angels, but for men;
+Jesus was made a man for us, not an angel."
+
+If Bekker has so many scruples concerning angels, it is not to be
+wondered at that he has some concerning devils; and it is very amusing
+to see into what contortions he puts his mind in order to avail himself
+of such texts as appear to be in his favor and to evade such as are
+against him.
+
+He does his utmost to prove that the devil had nothing to do with the
+afflictions of Job; and here he is even more prolix than the friends of
+that holy man.
+
+There is great probability that he was condemned only through the
+ill-humor of his judges at having lost so much time in reading his work.
+If the devil himself had been forced to read Bekker's "World Bewitched"
+he could never have forgiven the fault of having so prodigiously wearied
+him.
+
+One of our Dutch divine's greatest difficulties is to explain these
+words: "Jesus was transported by the spirit into the desert to be
+tempted by the devil." No text can be clearer. A divine may write
+against Beelzebub as much as he pleases, but he must of necessity admit
+his existence; he may then explain the difficult texts if he can.
+
+Whoever desires to know precisely what the devil is may be informed by
+referring to the Jesuit Scott; no one has spoken of him more at length;
+he is much worse than Bekker.
+
+Consulting history, where the ancient origin of the devil is to be found
+in the doctrine of the Persians, Ahrimanes, the bad principle, corrupts
+all that the good principle had made salutary. Among the Egyptians,
+Typhon does all the harm he can; while Oshireth, whom we call Osiris,
+does, together with Isheth, or Isis, all the good of which he is
+capable.
+
+Before the Egyptians and Persians, Mozazor, among the Indians, had
+revolted against God and become the devil, but God had at last pardoned
+him. If Bekker and the Socinians had known this anecdote of the fall of
+the Indian angels and their restoration, they would have availed
+themselves of it to support their opinion that hell is not perpetual,
+and to give hopes of salvation to such of the damned as read their
+books.
+
+The Jews, as has already been observed, never spoke of the fall of the
+angels in the Old Testament; but it is mentioned in the New.
+
+About the period of the establishment of Christianity a book was
+attributed to "Enoch, the seventh man after Adam," concerning the devil
+and his associates. Enoch gives us the names of the leaders of the
+rebellious and the faithful angels, but he does not say that war was in
+heaven; on the contrary, the fight was upon a mountain of the earth, and
+it was for the possession of young women.
+
+St. Jude cites this book in his Epistle: "And the angels, which kept not
+their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in
+everlasting chains under darkness, unto the judgment of the great
+day.... Woe unto them, for they have gone in the way of Cain.... And
+Enoch, also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these...."
+
+St. Peter in his second Epistle alludes to the Book of Enoch when he
+says: "For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down
+to hell and delivered them into chains of darkness...."
+
+Bekker must have found it difficult to resist passages so formal.
+However, he was even more inflexible on the subject of devils than on
+that of angels; he would not be subdued by the Book of Enoch, the
+seventh man from Adam; he maintained that there was no more a devil than
+there was a book of Enoch. He said that the devil was imitated from
+ancient mythology, that it was an old story revived, and that we are
+nothing more than plagiarists.
+
+We may at the present day be asked why we call that Lucifer the _evil
+spirit_, whom the Hebrew version, and the book attributed to Enoch,
+named Samyaza. It is because we understand Latin better than Hebrew.
+
+But whether Lucifer be the planet Venus, or the Samyaza of Enoch, or the
+Satan of the Babylonians, or the Mozazor of the Indians, or the Typhon
+of the Egyptians, Bekker was right in saying that so enormous a power
+ought not to be attributed to him as that with which, even down to our
+own times, he has been believed to be invested. It is too much to have
+immolated to him a woman of quality of Würzburg, Magdalen Chaudron, the
+curate of Gaupidi, the wife of Marshal d'Ancre, and more than a hundred
+thousand other wizards and witches, in the space of thirteen hundred
+years, in Christian states. Had Belthazar Bekker been content with
+paring the devil's nails, he would have been very well received; but
+when a curate would annihilate the devil he loses his cure.
+
+
+
+
+BELIEF.
+
+
+We shall see at the article "Certainty" that we ought often to be very
+uncertain of what we are certain of; and that we may fail in good sense
+when deciding according to what is called _common_ sense. But what is it
+that we call _believing_?
+
+A Turk comes and says to me, "I believe that the angel Gabriel often
+descended from the empyrean, to bring Mahomet leaves of the Koran,
+written on blue vellum."
+
+Well, Mustapha, and on what does thy shaven head found its belief of
+this incredible thing?
+
+"On this: That there are the greatest probabilities that I have not been
+deceived in the relation of these improbable prodigies; that Abubeker,
+the father-in-law, Ali, the son-in-law, Aisha, or Aisse, the daughter,
+Omar, and Osman, certified the truth of the fact in the presence of
+fifty thousand men--gathered together all the leaves, read them to the
+faithful, and attested that not a word had been altered.
+
+"That we have never had but one Koran, which has never been contradicted
+by another Koran. That God has never permitted the least alteration to
+be made in this book.
+
+"That its doctrine and precepts are the perfection of reason. Its
+doctrine consists in the unity of God, for Whom we must live and die; in
+the immortality of the soul; the eternal rewards of the just and
+punishments of the wicked; and the mission of our great prophet
+Mahomet, proved by victories.
+
+"Its precepts are: To be just and valiant; to give alms to the poor; to
+abstain from that enormous number of women whom the Eastern princes, and
+in particular the petty Jewish kings, took to themselves without
+scruple; to renounce the good wines of Engaddi and Tadmor, which those
+drunken Hebrews have so praised in their books; to pray to God five
+times a day, etc.
+
+"This sublime religion has been confirmed by the miracle of all others
+the finest, the most constant, and best verified in the history of the
+world; that Mahomet, persecuted by the gross and absurd scholastic
+magistrates who decreed his arrest, and obliged to quit his country,
+returned victorious; that he made his imbecile and sanguinary enemies
+his footstool; that he all his life fought the battles of the Lord; that
+with a small number he always triumphed over the greater number; that he
+and his successors have converted one-half of the earth; and that, with
+God's help, we shall one day convert the other half."
+
+Nothing can be arrayed in more dazzling colors. Yet Mustapha, while
+believing so firmly, always feels some small shadows of doubt arising in
+his soul when he hears any difficulties started respecting the visits of
+the angel Gabriel; the sura or chapter brought from heaven to declare
+that the great prophet was not a cuckold; or the mare Borak, which
+carried him in one night from Mecca to Jerusalem. Mustapha stammers; he
+makes very bad answers, at which he blushes; yet he not only tells you
+that he believes, but would also persuade you to believe. You press
+Mustapha; he still gapes and stares, and at last goes away to wash
+himself in honor of Allah, beginning his ablution at the elbow and
+ending with the forefinger.
+
+Is Mustapha really persuaded--convinced of all that he has told us? Is
+he perfectly sure that Mahomet was sent by God, as he is sure that the
+city of Stamboul exists? as he is sure that the Empress Catherine II.
+sent a fleet from the remotest seas of the North to land troops in
+Peloponnesus--a thing as astonishing as the journey from Mecca to
+Jerusalem in one night--and that this fleet destroyed that of the
+Ottomans in the Dardanelles?
+
+The truth is that Mustapha believes what he does not believe. He has
+been accustomed to pronounce, with his mollah, certain words which he
+takes for ideas. To _believe_ is very often to _doubt_.
+
+"Why do you believe that?" says Harpagon. "I believe it because I
+believe it," answers Master Jacques; and most men might return the same
+answer.
+
+Believe me fully, my dear reader, when I say one must not believe too
+easily. But what shall we say of those who would persuade others of what
+they themselves do not believe? and what of the monsters who persecute
+their brethren in the humble and rational doctrine of doubt and
+self-distrust?
+
+
+
+
+BETHSHEMESH.
+
+_Of the Fifty Thousand and Seventy Jews Struck with Sudden Death for
+Having Looked Upon the Ark; of the Five Golden Emeroids Paid by the
+Philistines; and of Dr. Kennicott's Incredulity._
+
+
+Men of the world will perhaps be astonished to find this word the
+subject of an article; but we here address only the learned and ask
+their instruction.
+
+Bethshemesh was a village belonging to God's people, situated, according
+to commentators, two miles north of Jerusalem. The Phoenicians having,
+in Samuel's time, beaten the Jews, and taken from them their Ark of
+alliance in the battle, in which they killed thirty thousand of their
+men, were severely punished for it by the Lord:
+
+_"Percussit eos in secretiori parte natium, et ebullierunt villæ et
+agri.... et nati sunt mures, et facta est confusio mortis magna in
+civitate."_ Literally: "He struck them in the most secret part of the
+buttocks; and the fields and the farmhouses were troubled.... and there
+sprung up mice; and there was a great confusion of death in the city."
+
+The prophets of the Phoenicians, or Philistines, having informed them
+that they could deliver themselves from the scourge only by giving to
+the Lord five golden mice and five golden emeroids, and sending him back
+the Jewish Ark, they fulfilled this order, and, according to the express
+command of their prophets sent back the Ark with the mice and emeroids
+on a wagon drawn by two cows, with each a sucking calf and without a
+driver.
+
+These two cows of themselves took the Ark straight to Bethshemesh. The
+men of Bethshemesh approached the Ark in order to look at it, which
+liberty was punished yet more severely than the profanation by the
+Phoenicians had been. The Lord struck with sudden death seventy men of
+the people, and fifty thousand of the populace.
+
+The reverend Doctor Kennicott, an Irishman, printed in 1768 a French
+commentary on this occurrence and dedicated it to the bishop of Oxford.
+At the head of this commentary he entitles himself Doctor of Divinity,
+member of the Royal Society of London, of the Palatine Academy, of the
+Academy of Göttingen, and of the Academy of Inscriptions at Paris. All
+that I know of the matter is that he is not of the Academy of
+Inscriptions at Paris. Perhaps he is one of its correspondents. His vast
+erudition may have deceived him, but titles are distinct from things.
+
+He informs the public that his pamphlet is sold at Paris by Saillant and
+Molini, at Rome by Monaldini, at Venice by Pasquali, at Florence by
+Cambiagi, at Amsterdam by Marc-Michel Rey, at The Hague by Gosse, at
+Leyden by Jaquau, and in London by Beckett, who receives subscriptions.
+
+In this pamphlet he pretends to prove that the Scripture text has been
+corrupted. Here we must be permitted to differ with him. Nearly all
+Bibles agree in these expressions: seventy men of the people and fifty
+thousand of the populace--_"De populo septuaginta viros, et quinquaginta
+millia plebis."_ The reverend Doctor Kennicott says to the right
+reverend the lord bishop of Oxford that formerly there were strong
+prejudices in favor of the Hebrew text, but that for seventeen years his
+lordship and himself have been freed from their prejudices, after the
+deliberate and attentive perusal of this chapter.
+
+In this we differ from Dr. Kennicott, and the more we read this chapter
+the more we reverence the ways of the Lord, which are not our ways. It
+is impossible, says Kennicott, for the candid reader not to feel
+astonished and affected at the contemplation of fifty thousand men
+destroyed in one village--men, too, employed in gathering the harvest.
+
+This does, it is true, suppose a hundred thousand persons, at least, in
+that village, but should the doctor forget that the Lord had promised
+Abraham that his posterity should be as numerous as the sands of the
+sea?
+
+The Jews and the Christians, adds he, have not scrupled to express their
+repugnance to attach faith to this destruction of fifty thousand and
+seventy men.
+
+We answer that we are Christians and have no repugnance to attach faith
+to whatever is in the Holy Scriptures. We answer, with the reverend
+Father Calmet, that "if we were to reject whatever is extraordinary and
+beyond the reach of our conception we must reject the whole Bible." We
+are persuaded that the Jews, being under the guidance of God himself,
+could experience no events but such as were stamped with the seal of the
+Divinity and quite different from what happened to other men. We will
+even venture to advance that the death of these fifty thousand and
+seventy men is one of the least surprising things in the Old Testament.
+
+We are struck with astonishment still more reverential when Eve's
+serpent and Balaam's ass talk; when the waters of the cataracts are
+swelled by rain fifteen cubits above all the mountains; when we behold
+the plagues of Egypt, and the six hundred and thirty thousand fighting
+Jews flying on foot through the divided and suspended sea; when Joshua
+stops the sun and moon at noonday; when Samson slays a thousand
+Philistines with the jaw-bone of an ass.... In those divine times all
+was miracle, without exception, and we have the profoundest reverence
+for all these miracles--for that ancient world which was not our world;
+for that nature which was not our nature; for a divine book, in which
+there can be nothing human.
+
+But we are astonished at the liberty which Dr. Kennicott takes of
+calling those deists and atheists, who, while they revere the Bible more
+than he does, differ from him in opinion. Never will it be believed that
+a man with such ideas is of the Academy of Medals and Inscriptions. He
+is, perhaps, of the Academy of Bedlam, the most ancient of all, and
+whose colonies extend throughout the earth.
+
+
+
+
+BILHAH--BASTARDS
+
+
+Bilhah, servant to Rachel, and Zilpah, servant to Leah, each bore the
+patriarch Jacob two children, and, be it observed, that they inherited
+like legitimate sons, as well as the eight other male children whom
+Jacob had by the two sisters Leah and Rachel. It is true that all their
+inheritance consisted in a blessing; whereas, William the Bastard
+inherited Normandy.
+
+Thierri, a bastard of Clovis, inherited the best part of Gaul, invaded
+by his father. Several kings of Spain and Naples have been bastards. In
+Spain bastards have always inherited. King Henry of Transtamare was not
+considered as an illegitimate king, though he was an illegitimate child,
+and this race of bastards, founded in the house of Austria, reigned in
+Spain until Philip V.
+
+The line of Aragon, who reigned in Naples in the time of Louis XII.,
+were bastards. Count de Dunois signed himself "the bastard of Orleans,"
+and letters were long preserved of the duke of Normandy, king of
+England, which were signed "William the Bastard."
+
+In Germany it is otherwise; the descent must be pure; bastards never
+inherit fiefs, nor have any estate. In France, as has long been the
+case, a king's bastard cannot be a priest without a dispensation from
+Rome, but he becomes a prince without any difficulty as soon as the king
+acknowledges him to be the offspring of his sire, even though he be the
+bastard of an adulterous father and mother. It is the same in Spain. The
+bastard of a king of England may be a duke but not a prince. Jacob's
+bastards were neither princes nor dukes; they had no lands, the reason
+being that their father had none, but they were afterwards called
+_patriarchs_, which may be rendered _arch-fathers_.
+
+It has been asked whether the bastards of the popes might be popes in
+turn. Pope John XI. was, it is true, a bastard of Pope Sergius III., and
+of the famous Marozia; but an instance is not a law.
+
+
+
+
+BISHOP.
+
+
+Samuel Ornik, a native of Basle, was, as is well known, a very amiable
+young man, who, moreover, knew his German and Greek New Testament by
+heart. At the age of twenty his parents sent him to travel. He was
+commissioned to carry books to the coadjutor at Paris in the time of the
+Fronde. He arrived at the archbishop's gate and was told by the Swiss
+that _monseigneur_ saw no one. "My dear fellow," said Ornik, "you are
+very rude to your countrymen; the apostles allowed every one to
+approach, and Jesus Christ desired that little children should come unto
+him. I have nothing to ask of your master; on the contrary, I bring him
+something." "Enter, then," said the Swiss.
+
+He waited an hour in the first ante-chamber. Being quite artless he
+attacked with questions a domestic who was very fond of telling all he
+knew about his master. "He must be pretty rich," said Ornik, "to have
+such a swarm of pages and footmen running in and out of the house." "I
+don't know," answered the other, "what his income is, but I hear Joli
+and the Abbé Charier say that he is two millions in debt." "But who is
+that lady who came out of a cabinet and is passing by?" "That is Madame
+de Pomereu, one of his mistresses." "She is really very pretty, but I
+have not read that the apostles had such company in their bedchambers in
+a morning." "Ah! that, I believe, is monsieur, about to give audience."
+"Say _sa grandeur, monseigneur_." "Well, with all my heart...." Ornik
+saluted _sa grandeur_, presented his books, and was received with a most
+gracious smile. _Sa grandeur_ said three words to him, and stepped into
+his carriage, escorted by fifty horsemen. In stepping in, monseigneur
+dropped a sheath and Ornik was astonished that monseigneur should carry
+so large an inkhorn. "Do you not see," said the talker, "that it is his
+dagger? every one that goes to parliament wears his dagger?" Ornik
+uttered an exclamation of astonishment, and departed.
+
+He went through France and was edified by town after town. From thence
+he passed into Italy. In the papal territories he met a bishop with an
+income of only a thousand crowns, who went on foot. Ornik, being
+naturally kind, offered him a place in his cambiatura. "Signor, you are
+no doubt going to comfort the sick?" "Sir, I am going to my master."
+"Your master? He, no doubt, is Jesus Christ." "Sir, he is Cardinal
+Azolino; I am his almoner. He gives me a very poor salary, but he has
+promised to place me with Donna Olimpia, the favorite sister-in-law of
+_nostro signore_." "What! are you in the pay of a cardinal? But do you
+not know that there were no cardinals in the time of Jesus Christ and
+St. John?" "Is it possible!" exclaimed the Italian prelate. "Nothing is
+more true; you have read it in the Gospel." "I have never read it,"
+replied the bishop; "I know only the office of Our Lady." "I tell you
+there were neither cardinals nor bishops, and when there were bishops
+the priests were almost their equals, as St. Jerome, in several places,
+assures us." "Holy Virgin" said the Italian, "I knew nothing about it;
+and what of the popes?" "There were no popes either." The good bishop
+crossed himself, thinking he was with the evil one, and leaped from the
+side of his companion.
+
+
+
+
+BLASPHEMY.
+
+
+This is a Greek word signifying _an attack on reputation_. We find
+blasphemia in Demosthenes. In the Greek Church it was used only to
+express an injury done to God. The Romans never made use of this
+expression, apparently not thinking that God's honor could be offended
+like that of men.
+
+There scarcely exists one synonym. Blasphemy does not altogether convey
+the idea of sacrilege. We say of a man who has taken God's name in
+vain, who, in the violence of anger, has sworn--as it is expressed--by
+the name of God, that he has _blasphemed_; but we do not say that he has
+committed sacrilege. The sacrilegious man is he who perjures himself on
+the gospel, who extends his rapacity to sacred things, who imbrues his
+hands in the blood of priests.
+
+Great sacrileges have always been punished with death in all nations,
+especially those accompanied by bloodshed. The author of the
+_"Institutes au Droit Criminel"_ reckons among divine high treasons in
+the second degree, the non-observance of Sundays and holidays. He should
+have said the non-observance attended with marked contempt, for simple
+negligence is a sin, but not, as he calls it, a sacrilege. It is absurd
+to class together, as this author does, simony, the carrying off of a
+nun, and the forgetting to go to vespers on a holiday. It is one great
+instance of the errors committed by writers on jurisprudence, who, not
+having been called upon to make laws, take upon themselves to interpret
+those of the state.
+
+Blasphemies uttered in intoxication, in anger, in the excess of
+debauchery, or in the heat of unguarded conversation have been subjected
+by legislators to much lighter penalties. For instance, the advocate
+whom we have already cited says that the laws of France condemn simple
+blasphemers to a fine for the first offence, which is doubled for the
+second, tripled for the third, and quadrupled for the fourth offence;
+for the fifth relapse the culprit is set in the pillory, for the sixth
+relapse he is pilloried, and has his upper lip burned off with a hot
+iron, and for the seventh he loses his tongue. He should have added that
+this was an ordinance of the year 1666.
+
+Punishments are almost always arbitrary, which is a great defect in
+jurisprudence. But this defect opens the way for clemency and
+compassion, and this compassion is no other than the strictest justice,
+for it would be horrible to punish a youthful indiscretion as poisoners
+and parricides are punished. A sentence of death for an offence which
+deserves nothing more than correction is no other than an assassination
+committed with the sword of justice.
+
+Is it not to the purpose here to remark that what has been blasphemy in
+one country has often been piety in another?
+
+Suppose a Tyrian merchant landed at the port of Canope: he might be
+scandalized on seeing an onion, a cat, or a goat carried in procession;
+he might speak indecorously of Isheth, Oshireth, and Horeth, or might
+turn aside his head and not fall on his knees at the sight of a
+procession with the parts of human generation larger than life; he might
+express his opinion at supper, or even sing some song in which the
+Tyrian sailors made a jest of the Egyptian absurdities. He might be
+overheard by the maid of the inn, whose conscience would not suffer her
+to conceal so enormous a crime; she would run and denounce the offender
+to the nearest shoen that bore the image of the truth on his breast, and
+it is known how this image of truth was made. The tribunal of the
+shoens, or shotim, would condemn the Tyrian blasphemer to a dreadful
+death, and confiscate his vessel. Yet this merchant might be considered
+at Tyre as one of the most pious persons in Phoenicia.
+
+Numa sees that his little horde of Romans is a Collection of Latin
+freebooters who steal right and left all they can find--oxen, sheep,
+fowls, and girls. He tells them that he has spoken with the nymph Egeria
+in a cavern, and that the nymph has been employed by Jupiter to give him
+laws. The senators treat him at first as a blasphemer and threaten to
+throw him headlong from the Tarpeian rock. Numa makes himself a powerful
+party; he gains over some seniors who go with him into Egeria's grotto.
+She talks to them and converts them; they convert the senate and the
+people. In a little time Numa is no longer a blasphemer, the name is
+given only to such as doubt the existence of the nymph.
+
+In our own times it is unfortunate that what is blasphemy at Rome, at
+our Lady of Loretto, and within the walls of San Gennaro, is piety in
+London, Amsterdam, Stockholm, Berlin, Copenhagen, Berne, Basel, and
+Hamburg. It is yet more unfortunate that even in the same country, in
+the same town, in the same street, people treat one another as
+blasphemers.
+
+Nay, of the ten thousand Jews living at Rome there is not one who does
+not regard the pope as the chief of the blasphemers, while the hundred
+thousand Christians who inhabit Rome, in place of two millions of
+Jovians who filled it in Trajan's time, firmly believe that the Jews
+meet in their synagogues on Saturday for the purpose of blaspheming.
+
+A Cordelier has no hesitation in applying the epithet of blasphemer to a
+Dominican who says that the Holy Virgin was born in original sin,
+notwithstanding that the Dominicans have a bull from the pope which
+permits them to teach the maculate conception in their convents, and
+that, besides this bull, they have in their forum the express
+declaration of St. Thomas Aquinas.
+
+The first origin of the schism of three-fourths of Switzerland and a
+part of Lower Germany was a quarrel in the cathedral church of Frankfort
+between a Cordelier, whose name I forget, and a Dominican named Vigand.
+
+Both were drunk, according to the custom of that day. The drunken
+Cordelier, who was preaching, thanked God that he was not a Jacobin,
+swearing that it was necessary to exterminate the blaspheming Jacobins
+who believed that the Holy Virgin had been born in mortal sin, and
+delivered from sin only by the merits of her son. The drunken Jacobin
+cried out: "Thou hast lied; thou thyself art a blasphemer." The
+Cordelier descended from the pulpit with a great iron crucifix in his
+hand, laid it about his adversary, and left him almost dead on the spot.
+
+To revenge this outrage the Dominicans worked many miracles in Germany
+and Switzerland; these miracles were designed to prove their faith.
+They at length found means to imprint the marks of our Lord Jesus Christ
+on one of their lay brethren named Jetzer. This operation was performed
+at Berne by the Holy Virgin herself, but she borrowed the hand of the
+sub-prior, who dressed himself in female attire and put a glory round
+his head. The poor little lay brother, exposed all bloody to the
+veneration of the people on the altar of the Dominicans at Berne, at
+last cried out murder! sacrilege! The monks, in order to quiet him as
+quickly as possible administered to him a host sprinkled with corrosive
+sublimate, but the excess of the dose made him discharge the host from
+his stomach.
+
+The monks then accused him to the bishop of Lausanne of horrible
+sacrilege. The indignant people of Berne in their turn accused the
+monks, and four of them were burned at Berne on the 13th of May, 1509,
+at the Marsilly gate. Such was the termination of this abominable
+affair, which determined the people of Berne to choose a religion, bad
+indeed in Catholic eyes, but which delivered them from the Cordeliers
+and the Jacobins. The number of similar sacrileges is incredible. Such
+are the effects of party spirit.
+
+The Jesuits maintained for a hundred years that the Jansenists were
+blasphemers, and proved it by a thousand _lettres-de-cachet_; the
+Jansenists by upwards of four thousand volumes demonstrated that it was
+the Jesuits who blasphemed. The writer of the _"Gazettes
+Ecclésiastiques"_ pretends that all honest men blaspheme against him,
+while he himself blasphemes from his garret on high against every honest
+man in the kingdom. The gazette-writer's publisher blasphemes in return
+and complains that he is starving. He would find it better to be honest
+and polite.
+
+One thing equally remarkable and consoling is that never in any country
+of the earth, among the wildest idolaters, has any man been considered
+as a blasphemer for acknowledging one supreme, eternal, and all-powerful
+God. It certainly was not for having acknowledged this truth that
+Socrates was condemned to the hemlock, for the doctrine of a Supreme God
+was announced in all the Grecian mysteries. It was a faction that
+destroyed Socrates; he was accused, at a venture, of not recognizing the
+_secondary_ gods, and on this point it was that he was accused as a
+blasphemer.
+
+The first Christians were accused of blasphemy for the same reason, but
+the partisans of the ancient religion of the empire, the Jovians, who
+reproached the primitive Christians with blasphemy, were at length
+condemned as blasphemers themselves, under Theodosius II. Dryden says:
+
+ This side to-day, to-morrow t'other burns,
+ And they're all Gods Almighty in their turns.
+
+
+
+
+BODY.
+
+
+Body and matter are here the same thing although there is hardly any
+such thing as synonym in the most rigorous sense of the word. There have
+been persons who by this word "body" have understood "spirit" also.
+They have said spirit originally signifies breath; only a body can
+breathe, therefore body and spirit may, after all, be the same thing. In
+this sense La Fontaine said to the celebrated Duke de la Rochefoucauld:
+_"J'entens les esprits corps et pétris de matière."_ In the same sense
+he says to Madame Sablière:
+
+ _Je subtiliserais un morceau de matière,_
+ _Quintessence d'atome, extrait de la lumière,_
+ _je ne sais quoiplus vif et plus subtil encor...._
+
+No one thought of harassing good Monsieur La Fontaine, or bringing him
+to trial for his expressions. Were a poor philosopher, or even a poet,
+to say as much nowadays, how many would there be to fall on him! How
+many scribblers to sell their extracts for sixpence! How many knaves,
+for the sole purpose of making mischief, to cry philosopher!
+peripatetic! disciple of Gassendi! pupil of Locke, and the primitive
+fathers! damnable!
+
+As we know not what a spirit is, so also we are ignorant of what a body
+is; we see various properties, but what is the subject in which those
+properties reside? "There is nothing but body," said Democritus and
+Epicurus; "there is no such thing as body," said the disciples of Zeno,
+of Elia.
+
+Berkeley, bishop of Cloyne, is the last who, by a hundred captious
+sophisms, has pretended to prove that bodies do not exist. They have,
+says he, neither color, nor smell, nor heat; all these modalities are
+in your sensations, not in the objects. He might have spared himself
+the trouble of proving this truth for it was already sufficiently known.
+But thence he passed to extent and solidity, which are essential to
+body, and thinks he proves that there is no extent in a piece of green
+cloth because the cloth is not in reality green, the sensation of green
+being in ourselves only, therefore the sensation of extent is likewise
+in ourselves only. Having thus destroyed extent he concludes that
+solidity, which is attached to it, falls of itself, and therefore that
+there is nothing in the world but our ideas. So that, according to this
+doctor, ten thousand men killed by ten thousand cannon shots are in
+reality nothing more than ten thousand apprehensions of our
+understanding, and when a female becomes pregnant it is only one idea
+lodged in another idea from which a third idea will be produced.
+
+Surely, the bishop of Cloyne might have saved himself from falling into
+this excessive absurdity. He thinks he shows that there is no extent
+because a body has appeared to him four times as large through a glass
+as to his naked eye, and four times as small through another glass.
+Hence he concludes, that, since a body cannot be at the same time four
+feet, sixteen feet, and but one foot in extent, there is no extent,
+therefore there is nothing. He had only to take any measure and say: of
+whatever extent this body may appear to me to be, it extends to so many
+of these measures.
+
+We might very easily see that extent and solidity were quite different
+from sound, color, taste, smell. It is quite clear that these are
+sensations excited in us by the configuration of parts, but extent is
+not a sensation. When this lighted coal goes out, I am no longer warm;
+when the air is no longer struck, I cease to hear; when this rose
+withers, I no longer smell it: but the coal, the air, and the rose have
+extent without me. Berkeley's paradox is not worth refuting.
+
+Thus argued Zeno and Parmenides of old, and very clever they were; they
+would prove to you that a tortoise went along as swiftly as Achilles,
+for there was no such thing as motion; they discussed a hundred other
+questions equally important. Most of the Greeks made philosophy a
+juggle, and they transmitted their art to our schoolmen. Bayle himself
+was occasionally one of the set and embroidered cobwebs like the rest.
+In his article, "Zeno," against the divisible extent of matter and the
+contiguity of bodies he ventures to say what would not be tolerated in
+any six-months geometrician.
+
+It is worth knowing how Berkeley was drawn into this paradox. A long
+while ago I had some conversation with him, and he told me that his
+opinion originated in our being unable to conceive what the subject of
+this extension is, and certainly, in his book, he triumphs when he asks
+Hylas what this subject, this substratum, this substance is? It is the
+extended body, answers Hylas. Then the bishop, under the name of
+Philonous, laughs at him, and poor Hylas, finding that he has said that
+extension is the subject of extension, and has therefore talked
+nonsense, remains quite confused, acknowledges that he understands
+nothing at all of the matter; that there is no such thing as body; that
+the natural world does not exist, and that there is none but an
+intellectual world.
+
+Hylas should only have said to Philonous: We know nothing of the subject
+of this extension, solidity, divisibility, mobility, figure, etc.; I
+know no more of it than I do of the subject of thought, feeling, and
+will, but the subject does not the less exist for it has essential
+properties of which it cannot be deprived.
+
+We all resemble the greater part of the Parisian ladies who live well
+without knowing what is put in their ragouts; just so do we enjoy bodies
+without knowing of what they are composed. Of what does a body consist?
+Of parts, and these parts resolve themselves into other parts. What are
+these last parts? They, too, are bodies; you divide incessantly without
+making any progress.
+
+In short, a subtle philosopher, observing that a picture was made of
+ingredients of which no single ingredient was a picture, and a house of
+materials of which no one material was a house, imagined that bodies are
+composed of an infinity of small things which are not bodies, and these
+are called monads. This system is not without its merits, and, were it
+revealed, I should think it very possible. These little beings would be
+so many mathematical points, a sort of souls, waiting only for a
+tenement: here would be a continual metempsychosis. This system is as
+good as another; I like it quite as well as the declination of atoms,
+the substantial forms, the versatile grace, or the vampires.
+
+
+
+
+BOOKS.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+You despise books; you, whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of
+ambition, the pursuit of pleasure, or in indolence, but remember that
+all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by
+books. All Africa, to the limits of Ethiopia and Nigritia obeys the book
+of the Koran after bowing to the book of the Gospel. China is ruled by
+the moral book of Confucius, and a great part of India by the Veda.
+Persia was governed for ages by the books of one of the Zoroasters.
+
+In a lawsuit or criminal process, your property, your honor, perhaps
+your life, depends on the interpretation of a book which you never read.
+It is, however, with books as with men, a very small number play a great
+part, the rest are confounded with the multitude.
+
+By whom are mankind led in all civilized countries? By those who can
+read and write. You are acquainted with neither Hippocrates, nor
+Boerhaave, nor Sydenham, but you place your body in the hands of those
+who can read them. You leave your soul entirely to the care of those
+who are paid for reading the Bible, although there are not fifty of them
+who have read it through with attention.
+
+The world is now so entirely governed by books that they who command in
+the city of the Scipios and the Catos have resolved that the books of
+their law shall be for themselves alone; they are their sceptre, which
+they have made it high treason in their subjects to touch without an
+express permission. In other countries it has been forbidden to think in
+print without letters-patent.
+
+There are nations in which thought is considered merely as an article of
+commerce, the operations of the human understanding being valued only at
+so much per sheet. If the bookseller happens to desire a privilege for
+his merchandise whether he is selling "Rabelais," or the "Fathers of the
+Church," the magistrate grants the privilege without answering for the
+contents of the book.
+
+In another country the liberty of explaining yourself by books is one of
+the most inviolable prerogatives. There you may print whatever you
+please, on pain of being tiresome, and of being punished if you have too
+much abused your natural right.
+
+Before the admirable invention of printing, books were scarcer and
+dearer than jewels. There were scarcely any books in our barbarous
+nations, either before Charlemagne or after him, until the time of
+Charles V., king of France, called the Wise, and from this time to
+Francis I. the scarcity was extreme. The Arabs alone had them from the
+eighth to the thirteenth century of our era. China was full of them when
+we could neither read nor write.
+
+Copyists were much employed in the Roman Empire from the time of the
+Scipios until the irruption of the barbarians. This was a very
+ungrateful employment. The dealers always paid authors and copyists very
+ill. It required two years of assiduous labor for a copyist to
+transcribe the whole Bible well on vellum, and what time and trouble to
+copy correctly in Greek and Latin the works of Origen, Clement of
+Alexandria and all the others writers called Fathers!
+
+St. Hieronymos, or Hieronymus, whom we call Jerome, says, in one of his
+satirical letters against Rufinus that he has ruined himself with buying
+the works of Origen, against whom he wrote with so much bitterness and
+violence. "Yes," says he, "I have read Origen, if it be a crime I
+confess that I am guilty and that I exhausted my purse in buying his
+works at Alexandria."
+
+The Christian societies of the three first centuries had fifty-four
+gospels, of which, until Diocletian's time scarcely two or three copies
+found their way among the Romans of the old religion.
+
+Among the Christians it was an unpardonable crime to show the gospels to
+the Gentiles; they did not even lend them to the catechumens.
+
+When Lucian (insulting our religion of which he knew very little)
+relates that "a troop of beggars took him up into a fourth story where
+they were invoking the Father through the Son, and foretelling
+misfortunes to the emperor and the empire," he does not say that they
+showed him a single book. No Roman historian, no Roman author whomsoever
+makes mention of the gospels.
+
+When a Christian, who was unfortunately rash and unworthy of his holy
+religion had publicly torn in pieces and trampled under foot an edict of
+the Emperor Diocletian, and had thus drawn down upon Christianity that
+persecution which succeeded the greatest toleration, the Christians were
+then obliged to give up their gospels and written authors to the
+magistrates, which before then had never been done. Those who gave up
+their books through fear of imprisonment, or even of death, were held by
+the rest of the Christians to be sacrilegious apostates, they received
+the surname of _traditores_, whence we have the word "traitor," and
+several bishops asserted that they should be rebaptized, which
+occasioned a dreadful schism.
+
+The poems of Homer were long so little known that Pisistratus was the
+first who put them in order and had them transcribed at Athens about
+five hundred years before the Christian era.
+
+Perhaps there was not at this time in all the East a dozen copies of the
+Veda and the Zend-Avesta.
+
+In 1700 you would not have found a single book in all Rome, excepting
+the missals and a few Bibles in the hands of papas drunk with brandy.
+
+The complaint now is of their too great abundance. But it is not for
+readers to complain, the remedy is in their own hands; nothing forces
+them to read. Nor for authors, they who make the multitude of books have
+not to complain of being pressed. Notwithstanding this enormous quantity
+how few people read! But if they read, and read with advantage, should
+we have to witness the deplorable infatuations to which the vulgar are
+still every day a prey?
+
+The reason that books are multiplied in spite of the general law that
+beings shall not be multiplied without necessity, is that books are made
+from books. A new history of France or Spain is manufactured from
+several volumes already printed, without adding anything new. All
+dictionaries are made from dictionaries; almost all new geographical
+books are made from other books of geography; St. Thomas's Dream has
+brought forth two thousand large volumes of divinity, and the same race
+of little worms that have devoured the parent are now gnawing the
+children.
+
+ _Écrive qui voudra, chacun a son métier_
+ _Peut perdre impunément de l'encre et du papier._
+
+ Write, write away; each writer at his pleasure
+ May squander ink and paper without measure.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+It is sometimes very dangerous to make a book. Silhouète, before he
+could suspect that he should one day be comptroller-general of the
+finances, published a translation of Warburton's "Alliance of Church
+and State," and his father-in-law, Astuce the physician, gave to the
+public the "Memoirs," in which the author of the Pentateuch might have
+found all the astonishing things which happened so long before his time.
+
+The very day that Silhouète came into office, some good friend of his
+sought out a copy of each of these books by the father-in-law and
+son-in-law, in order to denounce them to the parliament and have them
+condemned to the flames, according to custom. They immediately bought up
+all the copies in the kingdom, whence it is that they are now extremely
+rare.
+
+There is hardly a single philosophical or theological book in which
+heresies and impieties may not be found by misinterpreting, or adding
+to, or subtracting from, the sense.
+
+Theodore of Mopsuestes ventured to call the "Canticle of Canticles," "a
+collection of impurities." Grotius pulls it in pieces and represents it
+as horrid, and Chatillon speaks of it as "a scandalous production."
+
+Perhaps it will hardly be believed that Dr. Tamponet one day said to
+several others: "I would engage to find a multitude of heresies in the
+Lord's Prayer if this prayer, which we know to have come from the Divine
+mouth, were now for the first time published by a Jesuit."
+
+I would proceed thus: "Our Father, who art in heaven--" a proposition
+inclining to heresy, since God is everywhere. Nay, we find in this
+expression the leaven of Socinianism, for here is nothing at all said of
+the Trinity.
+
+"Thy kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven--"
+another proposition tainted with heresy, for it said again and again in
+the Scriptures that God reigns eternally. Moreover it is very rash to
+ask that His will may be done, since nothing is or can be done but by
+the will of God.
+
+"Give us this day our daily bread"--a proposition directly contrary to
+what Jesus Christ uttered on another occasion: "Take no thought, saying
+what shall we eat? or what shall we drink?... for after all these things
+do the Gentiles seek.... But seek ye first the kingdom of God and His
+righteousness, and all these things shall be added unto you."
+
+"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors--" a rash
+proposition, which compares man to God, destroys gratuitous
+predestination, and teaches that God is bound to do to us as we do to
+others. Besides, how can the author say that we forgive our debtors? We
+have never forgiven them a single crown. No convent in Europe ever
+remitted to its farmers the payment of a sou. To dare to say the
+contrary is a formal heresy.
+
+"Lead us not into temptation--" a proposition scandalous and manifestly
+heretical, for there is no tempter but the devil, and it is expressly
+said in St. James' Epistle: "God is no tempter of the wicked; He tempts
+no man."--_"Deus enim intentator malorum est; ipse autem neminem
+tentat."_
+
+You see, then, said Doctor Tamponet, that there is nothing, though ever
+so venerable, to which a bad sense may not be given. What book, then,
+shall not be liable to human censure when even the Lord's Prayer may be
+attacked, by giving a diabolical interpretation to all the divine words
+that compose it?
+
+As for me, I tremble at the thought of making a book. Thank God, I have
+never published anything; I have not even--like brothers La Rue, Du
+Ceveau, and Folard--had any of my theatrical pieces played, it would be
+too dangerous.
+
+If you publish, a parish curate accuses you of heresy; a stupid
+collegian denounces you; a fellow that cannot read condemns you; the
+public laugh at you; your bookseller abandons you, and your wine
+merchant gives you no more credit. I always add to my paternoster,
+"Deliver me, O God, from the itch of bookmaking."
+
+O ye who, like myself, lay black on white and make clean paper dirty!
+call to mind the following verses which I remember to have read, and by
+which we should have been corrected:
+
+ _Tout ce fatras fat du chauvre en son temps,_
+ _Linge il devint par l'art des tisserands;_
+ _Puis en lambeaux des pilons le pressèrent_
+ _Il fut papier. Cent cerveaux à l'envers_
+ _De visions à l'envi le chargèrent;_
+ _Puis on le brûle; il vole dans les airs,_
+ _Il est fumée aussi bien que la gloire._
+ _De nos travaux voilà quelle est l'histoire,_
+ _Tout est fumée, et tout nous fait sentir_
+ _Ce grand néant qui doit nous engloutir._
+
+ This miscellaneous rubbish once was flax,
+ Till made soft linen by the honest weaver;
+ But when at length it dropped from people's backs,
+ 'Twas turned to paper, and became receiver
+ Of all that fifty motley brains could fashion;
+ So now 'tis burned without the least compassion;
+ It now, like glory, terminates in smoke;
+ Thus all our toils are nothing but a joke--
+ All ends in smoke; each nothing that we follow
+ Tells of the nothing that must all things swallow.
+
+
+SECTION III.
+
+Books are now multiplied to such a degree that it is impossible not only
+to read them all but even to know their number and their titles.
+Happily, one is not obliged to read all that is published, and
+Caramuel's plan for writing a hundred folio volumes and employing the
+spiritual and temporal power of princes to compel their subjects to read
+them, has not been put in execution. Ringelburg, too, had formed the
+design of composing about a thousand different volumes, but, even had he
+lived long enough to publish them he would have fallen far short of
+Hermes Trismegistus, who, according to Jamblicus, composed thirty-six
+thousand five hundred and twenty-five books. Supposing the truth of this
+fact, the ancients had no less reason than the moderns to complain of
+the multitude of books.
+
+It is, indeed, generally agreed that a small number of choice books is
+sufficient. Some propose that we should confine ourselves to the Bible
+or Holy Scriptures, as the Turks limit themselves to the Koran. But
+there is a great difference between the feelings of reverence
+entertained by the Mahometans for their Koran and those of the
+Christians for the Scriptures. The veneration testified by the former
+when speaking of the Koran cannot be exceeded. It is, say they, the
+greatest of all miracles; nor are all the men in existence put together
+capable of anything at all approaching it; it is still more wonderful
+that the author had never studied, nor read any book. The Koran alone is
+worth sixty thousand miracles (the number of its verses, or
+thereabouts); one rising from the dead would not be a stronger proof of
+the truth of a religion than the composition of the Koran. It is so
+perfect that it ought not to be regarded as a work of creation.
+
+The Christians do indeed say that their Scriptures were inspired by the
+Holy Ghost, yet not only is it acknowledged by Cardinal Cajetan and
+Bellarmine that errors have found their way into them through the
+negligence and ignorance of the book-sellers and the rabbis, who added
+the points, but they are considered as a book too dangerous for the
+hands of the majority of the faithful. This is expressed by the fifth
+rule of the Index, a congregation at Rome, whose office it is to examine
+what books are to be forbidden. It is as follows:
+
+"Since it is evident that if the reading of the Bible, translated into
+the vulgar tongue, were permitted to every one indiscriminately the
+temerity of mankind would cause more evil than good to arise
+therefrom--we will that it be referred to the judgment of the bishop or
+inquisitor, who, with the advice of the curate or confessor, shall have
+power to grant permission to read the Bible rendered in the vulgar
+tongue by Catholic writers, to those to whom they shall judge that such
+reading will do no harm; they must have this permission in writing and
+shall not be absolved until they have returned their Bible into the
+hands of the ordinary. As for such book-sellers as shall sell Bibles in
+the vulgar tongue to those who have not this written permission, or in
+any other way put them into their hands, they shall lose the price of
+the books (which the bishop shall employ for pious purposes), and shall
+moreover be punished by arbitrary penalties. Nor shall regulars read or
+buy these books without the permission of their superiors."
+
+Cardinal Duperron also asserted that the Scriptures, in the hands of the
+unlearned, were a two-edged knife which might wound them, to avoid which
+it was better that they should hear them from the mouth of the Church,
+with the solutions and interpretations of such passages as appear to the
+senses to be full of absurdity and contradiction, than that they should
+read them by themselves without any solution or interpretation. He
+afterwards made a long enumeration of these absurdities in terms so
+unqualified that Jurieu was not afraid to declare that he did not
+remember to have read anything so frightful or so scandalous in any
+Christian author.
+
+Jurieu, who was so violent t in his invectives against Cardinal
+Duperron, had himself to sustain similar reproaches from the Catholics.
+"I heard that minister," says Pap, in speaking of him, "teaching the
+public that all the characteristics of the Holy Scriptures on which
+those pretended reformers had founded their persuasion of their
+divinity, did not appear to him to be sufficient. 'Let it not be
+inferred,' said Jurieu, 'that I wish to take from the light and strength
+of the characteristics of Scripture, but I will venture to affirm that
+there is not one of them which may not be eluded by the profane. There
+is not one of them that amounts to a proof; not one to which something
+may not be said in answer, and, considered altogether, although they
+have greater power than separately to work a moral conviction--that is,
+a proof on which to found a certainty excluding every doubt--I own that
+nothing seems to me to be more opposed to reason than to say that these
+characteristics are of themselves capable of producing such a
+certainty."
+
+It is not then astonishing that the Jews and the first Christians, who,
+we find in the Acts of the Apostles, confined themselves in their
+meetings to the reading of the Bible, were, as will be seen in the
+article "Heresy," divided into different sects. For this reading was
+afterwards substituted that of various apocryphal works, or at least of
+extracts from them. The author of the "Synopsis of Scripture," which we
+find among the works of St. Athanasius, expressly avows that there are
+in the apocryphal books things most true and inspired by God which have
+been selected and extracted for the perusal of the faithful.
+
+
+
+
+BOURGES.
+
+
+Our questions have but little to do with geography, but we shall,
+perhaps, be permitted to express in a few words our astonishment
+respecting the town of Bourges. The Trévoux Dictionary asserts that "it
+is one of the most ancient in Europe; that it was the seat of empire of
+the Gauls, and gave laws to the Celts."
+
+I will not combat the antiquity of any town or of any family. But was
+there ever an empire of Gaul? had the Celts kings? This rage for
+antiquity is a malady which is not easily cured. In Gaul, in Germany,
+and in the North there is nothing ancient but the soil, the trees, and
+the animals. If you will have antiquities go to Asia, and even there
+they are hardly to be found. Man is ancient, but monuments are new; this
+has already been said in more articles than one.
+
+If to be born within a certain stone or wooden limit more ancient than
+another were a real good it would be no more than reasonable to date the
+foundation of the town from the giants' war, but since this vanity is in
+no wise advantageous let it be renounced. This is all I have to say
+about Bourges.
+
+
+
+
+BRACHMANS--BRAHMINS.
+
+
+Courteous reader, observe, in the first place, that Father Thomassin,
+one of the most learned men of modern Europe, derives the Brachmans
+from the Jewish word _barac_, by a _c_--supposing, of course, that the
+Jews had a _c_. This _barac_, says he, signified _to fly_; and the
+Brachmans fled from the towns--supposing that there were any towns.
+
+Or, if you like it better, Brachmans comes from _barak_ by a _k_,
+meaning to _bless_ or to _pray_. But why might not the Biscayans name
+the Brahmins from the word _bran_? which expresses--I will not say what.
+They had as good a right as the Hebrews. Really, this is a strange sort
+of erudition. By rejecting it entirely, we should know less, but we
+should know it better.
+
+Is it not likely that the Brahmins were the first legislators, the first
+philosophers, the first divines, of the earth? Do not the few remaining
+monuments of ancient history form a great presumption in their favor?
+since the first Greek philosophers went to them to learn mathematics;
+and the most ancient curiosities, those collected by the emperors of
+China, are all Indian, as is attested by the relations in Du Halde's
+collection.
+
+Of the Shastah, we shall speak elsewhere. It is the first theological
+book of the Brahmins, written about fifteen hundred years before the
+Vedah, and anterior to all other books.
+
+Their annals make no mention of any war undertaken by them at any time.
+The words "arms," "killing," "maiming," are to be found neither in the
+fragments of the Shastah that have reached us, nor in the Yajurvedah,
+nor in the Kormovedah. At least, I can affirm that I have not seen them
+in either of these two latter collections; and it is most singular that
+the Shastah, which speaks of a conspiracy in heaven, makes no mention of
+any war in the great peninsula between the Indus and Ganges.
+
+[Illustration: India was unknown until after Alexander's conquests.]
+
+The Hebrews, who were unknown until so late a period, never name the
+Brahmins; they knew nothing of India till after Alexander's conquests
+and their own settling in that Egypt of which they had spoken so ill.
+The name of India is to be found only in the book of Esther, and in that
+of Job, who was not a Hebrew. We find a singular contrast between the
+sacred books of the Hebrews and those of the Indians. The Indian books
+announce only peace and mildness; they forbid the killing of animals:
+but the Hebrew books speak of nothing but the slaughter and massacre of
+men and beasts; all are butchered in the name of the Lord; it is quite
+another order of things.
+
+We are incontestably indebted to the Brahmins for the idea of the fall
+of celestial beings revolting against the Sovereign of Nature; and it
+was probably from them that the Greeks took the fable of the Titans; and
+lastly, from them it was that the Jews, in the first century of our era,
+took the idea of Lucifer's revolt.
+
+How could these Indians suppose a rebellion in heaven without having
+seen one on earth? Such a leap from the human to the divine nature is
+difficult of comprehension. We usually step from what is known to what
+is unknown.
+
+A war of giants would not be imagined, until some men more robust than
+the rest had been seen to tyrannize over their fellow-men. To imagine
+the like in heaven, the Brahmins must either have experienced violent
+discords among themselves, or at least have witnessed them among their
+neighbors.
+
+Be that as it may, it is an astonishing phenomenon that a society of men
+who had never made war should have invented a sort of war carried on in
+imaginary space, or in a globe distant from our own, or in what is
+called the firmament--the empyrean. But let it be carefully observed,
+that in this revolt of the celestial beings against their Sovereign,
+there were no blows given, no celestial blood spilled, no mountains
+thrown at one another's heads, no angels deft in twain, as in Milton's
+sublime and grotesque poem.
+
+According to the Shastah, it was only a formal disobedience of the
+orders of the Most High, which God punished by relegating the rebellious
+angels to a vast place of darkness called Onderah, for the term of a
+whole mononthour. A mononthour is a hundred and twenty-six millions of
+our years. But God vouchsafed to pardon the guilty at the end of five
+thousand years, and their Onderah was nothing more than a purgatory.
+
+He turned them into _Mhurd_, or men, and placed them on our globe, on
+condition that they should not eat animals, nor cohabit with the males
+of their new species, on pain of returning to the Onderah.
+
+These are the principal articles of the Brahmin faith, which has endured
+without intermission from time immemorial to the present day.
+
+This is but a small part of the ancient cosmogony of the Brahmins. Their
+rites, their pagods, prove that among them all was allegorical. They
+still represent Virtue in the form of a woman with ten arms, combating
+ten mortal sins typified by monsters. Our missionaries were acute enough
+to take this image of Virtue for that of the devil, and affirm that the
+devil is worshipped in India. We have never visited that people but to
+enrich ourselves and calumniate them.
+
+
+_The Metempsychosis of the Brahmins._
+
+The doctrine of the metempsychosis comes from an ancient law of feeding
+on cow's milk as well as on vegetables, fruits, and rice. It seemed
+horrible to the Brahmins to kill and eat their feeder; and they had soon
+the same respect for goats, sheep, and all other animals: they believed
+them to be animated by the rebellious angels, who were completing their
+purification in the bodies of beasts as well as in those of men. The
+nature of the climate seconded, or rather originated this law. A burning
+atmosphere creates a necessity for refreshing food, and inspires horror
+for our custom of stowing carcasses in our stomachs.
+
+The opinion that beasts have souls was general throughout the East, and
+we find vestiges of it in the ancient sacred writings. In the book of
+Genesis, God forbids men to eat "their flesh with their blood and their
+soul." Such is the import of the Hebrew text. "I will avenge," says he,
+"the blood of your souls on the claws of beasts and the hands of men."
+In Leviticus he says, "The soul of the flesh is in the blood." He does
+more; he makes a solemn compact with man and with all animals, which
+supposes an intelligence in the latter.
+
+In much later times, Ecclesiasticus formally says, "God shows that man
+is like to the beasts; for men die like beasts; their condition is
+equal; as man dies, so also dies the beast. They breathe alike. There is
+nothing in man more than in the beast." Jonah, when he went to preach at
+Nineveh, made both men and beasts fast.
+
+All ancient authors, sacred books as well as profane, attribute
+knowledge to the beasts; and several make them speak. It is not then to
+be wondered at that the Brahmins, and after them the Pythagoreans,
+believed that souls passed successively into the bodies of beasts and of
+men; consequently they persuaded themselves, or at least they said, that
+the souls of the guilty angels, in order to finish their purgation,
+belonged sometimes to beasts, sometimes to men. This is a part of the
+romance of the Jesuit Bougeant, who imagined that the devils are spirits
+sent into the bodies of animals. Thus, in our day, and at the extremity
+of the west, a Jesuit unconsciously revives an article of the faith of
+the most ancient Oriental priests.
+
+_The Self-burning of Men and Women among the Brahmins._
+
+The Brahmins of the present day, who do all that the ancient Brahmins
+did, have, we know, retained this horrible custom. Whence is it that,
+among a people who have never shed the blood of men or of animals, the
+finest act of devotion is a public self-burning? Superstition, the great
+uniter of contraries, is the only source of these frightful sacrifices,
+the custom of which is much more ancient than the laws of any known
+people.
+
+The Brahmins assert that their great prophet Brahma, the son of God,
+descended among men, and had seyeral wives; and that after his death,
+the wife who loved him the most burned herself on his funeral pile, that
+she might join him in heaven. Did this woman really burn herself, as it
+is said that Portia, the wife of Brutus, swallowed burning coals, in
+order to be reunited to her husband? or is this a fable invented by the
+priests? Was there a Brahma, who really gave himself out as a prophet
+and son of God? It is likely that there was a Brahma, as there
+afterwards were a Zoroaster and a Bacchus. Fable seized upon their
+history, as she has everywhere constantly done.
+
+No sooner does the wife of the son of God burn herself, than ladies of
+meaner condition must burn themselves likewise. But how are they to
+find their husbands again, who are become horses, elephants, hawks,
+etc.? How are they to distinguish the precise beast, which the defunct
+animates? how recognize him and be still his wife? This difficulty does
+not in the least embarrass the Hindoo theologians; they easily find a
+_distinguo_--a solution _in sensu composito_--_in sensu diviso_. The
+metempsychosis is only for common people; for other souls they have a
+sublimer doctrine. These souls, being those of the once rebel angels, go
+about purifying themselves; those of the women who immolate themselves
+are beatified, and find their husbands ready-purified. In short, the
+priests are right, and the women burn themselves.
+
+This dreadful fanaticism has existed for more than four thousand years,
+amongst a mild people, who would fear to kill a grasshopper. The priests
+cannot force a widow to burn herself; for the invariable law is, that
+the self-devotion must be absolutely voluntary. The longest married of
+the wives of the deceased has the first refusal of the honor of mounting
+the funeral-pile; if she is not inclined, the second presents herself;
+and so of the rest. It is said, that on one occasion seventeen burned
+themselves at once on the pile of a rajah: but these sacrifices are now
+very rare; the faith has become weaker since the Mahometans have
+governed a great part of the country, and the Europeans traded with the
+rest.
+
+Still, there is scarcely a governor of Madras or Pondicherry who has
+not seen some Indian woman voluntarily perish in the flames. Mr. Holwell
+relates that a young widow of nineteen, of singular beauty, and the
+mother of three children, burned herself in the presence of Mrs.
+Russell, wife of the admiral then in the Madras roads. She resisted the
+tears and the prayers of all present; Mrs. Russell conjured her, in the
+name of her children, not to leave them orphans. The Indian woman
+answered, "God, who has given them birth, will take care of them." She
+then arranged everything herself, set fire to the pile with her own
+hand, and consummated her sacrifice with as much serenity as one of our
+nuns lights the tapers.
+
+Mr. Charnock, an English merchant, one day seeing one of these
+astonishing victims, young and lovely, on her way to the funeral-pile,
+dragged her away by force when she was about to set fire to it, and,
+with the assistance of some of his countrymen, carried her of! and
+married her. The people regarded this act as the most horrible
+sacrilege.
+
+Why do husbands never burn themselves, that they may join their wives?
+Why has a sex, naturally weak and timid, always had this frantic
+resolution? Is it because tradition does not say that a man ever married
+a daughter of Brahma, while it does affirm that an Indian woman was
+married to a son of that divinity? Is it because women are more
+superstitious than men? Or is it because their imaginations are weaker,
+more tender, and more easily governed?
+
+The ancient Brahmins sometimes burned themselves to prevent the pains
+and the languor of old age; but, above all, to make themselves admired.
+Calanus would not, perhaps, have placed himself on the pile, but for the
+purpose of being gazed at by Alexander. The Christian renegade
+Peregrinus burned himself in public, for the same reason that a madman
+goes about the streets dressed like an Armenian, to attract the notice
+of the populace.
+
+Is there not also an unfortunate mixture of vanity in this terrible
+sacrifice of the Indian women? Perhaps, if a law were passed that the
+burning should take place in the presence of one waiting woman only,
+this abominable custom would be forever destroyed.
+
+One word more: A few hundreds of Indian women, at most, have furnished
+this horrid spectacle; but our inquisitions, our atrocious madmen
+calling themselves judges, have put to death in the flames more than a
+hundred thousand of our brethren--men, women, and children--for things
+which no one has understood. Let us pity and condemn the Brahmins; but
+let us not forget our miserable selves!
+
+Truly, we have forgotten one very essential point in this short article
+on the Brahmins, which is, that their sacred books are full of
+contradictions; but the people know nothing of them, and the doctors
+have solutions ready--senses figured and figurative, allegories, types,
+express declarations of Birma, Brahma, and Vishnu, sufficient to shut
+the mouth of any reasoner.
+
+
+
+
+BREAD-TREE.
+
+
+The bread-tree grows in the Philippine islands, and principally in those
+of Guam and Tinian, as the cocoa-tree grows in the Indies. These two
+trees, alone, if they could be multiplied in our climate, would furnish
+food and drink sufficient for all mankind.
+
+The bread-tree is taller and more bulky than our common apple-trees; its
+leaves are black, its fruit is yellow, and equal in dimensions to the
+largest apple. The rind is hard; and the cuticle is a sort of soft,
+white paste, which has the taste of the best French rolls; but it must
+be eaten fresh, as it keeps only twenty-four hours, after which it
+becomes dry, sour and disagreeable; but, as a compensation, the trees
+are loaded with them eight months of the year. The natives of the
+islands have no other food; they are all tall, stout, well made,
+sufficiently fleshy, and in the vigorous health which is necessarily
+produced by the use of one wholesome aliment alone: and it is to negroes
+that nature has made this present.
+
+Corn is assuredly not the food of the greater part of the world. Maize
+and cassava are the food of all America. We have whole provinces in
+which the peasants eat none but chestnut bread, which is more nourishing
+and of better flavor than the rye or barley bread on which so many feed,
+and is much better than the rations given to the soldiers. Bread is
+unknown in all southern Africa. The immense Indian Archipelago, Siam,
+Laos, Pegu, Cochin-China, Tonquin, part of China, the Malabar and
+Coromandel coasts, and the banks of the Ganges, produce rice, which is
+easier of cultivation, and for which wheat is neglected. Corn is
+absolutely unknown for the space of five hundred leagues on the coast of
+the Icy Sea.
+
+The missionaries have sometimes been in great tribulation, in countries
+where neither bread nor wine is to be found. The inhabitants told them
+by interpreters: "You would baptize us with a few drops of water, in a
+burning climate, where we are obliged to plunge every day into the
+rivers; you would confess us, yet you understand not our language; you
+would have us communicate, yet you want the two necessary ingredients,
+bread and wine. It is therefore evident that your universal religion
+cannot have been made for us." The missionaries replied, very justly,
+that good will is the one thing needful; that they should be plunged
+into the water without any scruple; that bread and wine should be
+brought from Goa; and that, as for the language, the missionaries would
+learn it in a few years.
+
+
+
+
+BUFFOONERY--BURLESQUE--LOW COMEDY.
+
+
+He was a very subtle schoolman, who first said that we owe the origin of
+the word "buffoon" to a little Athenian sacrificer called _Bupho_, who,
+being tired of his employment, absconded, and never returned. The
+Areopagus, as they could not punish the priest, proceeded against his
+hatchet. This farce, which was played every year in the temple of
+Jupiter, is said to have been called _"buffoonery."_ This story is not
+entitled to much credit Buffoon was not a proper name; _bouphonos_
+signifies an immolator of oxen. The Greeks never called any jest
+_bouphonia_. This ceremony, frivolous as it appears, might have an
+origin wise and humane, worthy of true Athenians.
+
+Once a year, the subaltern sacrificer, or more properly the holy
+butcher, when on the point of immolating an ox, fled as if struck with
+horror, to put men in mind that in wiser and happier times only flowers
+and fruits were offered to the gods, and that the barbarity of
+immolating innocent and useful animals was not introduced until there
+were priests desirous of fattening on their blood and living at the
+expense of the people. In this idea there is no buffoonery.
+
+This word "buffoon" has long been received among the Italians and the
+Spaniards, signifying _mimus, scurra, joculator_--a mimic, a jester, a
+player of tricks. Ménage, after Salmasius, derives it from _bocca
+infiata_--a bloated face; and it is true that a round face and swollen
+cheeks are requisite in a buffoon. The Italians say _bufo magro_--a
+meagre buffoon, to express a poor jester who cannot make you laugh.
+
+Buffoon and buffoonery appertain to low comedy, to mountebanking, to all
+that can amuse the populace. In this it was--to the shame of the human
+mind be it spoken--that tragedy had its beginning: Thespis was a
+buffoon before Sophocles was a great man.
+
+In the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, the Spanish and English
+tragedies were all degraded by disgusting buffooneries. The courts were
+still more disgraced by buffoons than the stage. So strong was the rust
+of barbarism, that men had no taste for more refined pleasures. Boileau
+says of Molière:
+
+ _C'est par-là que Molière, illustrant ses écrits,_
+ _Peut-être de son art eût emporté le prix,_
+ _Si, moins ami du peuple en ses doctes peintures,_
+ _Il n'eût fait quelquefois, grimacer ses figures,_
+ _Quitté pour le bouffon l'agréable et fin,_
+ _Et sans honte à Terence allié Tabarin._
+ _Dans ce sac ridicule où Scapin s'enveloppe,_
+ _Je ne reconnais plus l'auteur du Misanthrope._
+
+ Molière in comic genius had excelled,
+ And might, perhaps, have stood unparalleled,
+ Had he his faithful portraits ne'er allowed
+ To gape and grin to gratify the crowd;
+ Deserting wit for low grimace and jest,
+ And showing Terence in a motley vest.
+ Who in the sack, where Scapin plays the fool,
+ Will find the genius of the comic school?
+
+But it must be considered that Raphael condescended to paint grotesque
+figures. Molière would not have descended so low, if all his spectators
+had been such men as Louis XIV., Condé, Turenne, La Rochefoucauld,
+Montausier, Beauvilliers, and such women as Montespan and Thianges; but
+he had also to please the whole people of Paris, who were yet quite
+unpolished. The citizen liked broad farce, and he paid for it. Scarron's
+"Jodelets" were all the rage. We are obliged to place ourselves on the
+level of our age, before we can rise above it; and, after all, we like
+to laugh now and then. What is Homer's "Battle of the Frogs and Mice,"
+but a piece of buffoonery--a burlesque poem?
+
+Works of this kind give no reputation, but they may take from that which
+we already enjoy.
+
+Buffoonery is not always in the burlesque style, "The Physician in Spite
+of Himself," and the "Rogueries of Scapin," are not in the style of
+Scarron's "Jodelets." Molière does not, like Scarron, go in search of
+slang terms; his lowest characters do not play the mountebank.
+Buffoonery is in the thing, not in the expression.
+
+Boileau's "Lutrin" was at first called a burlesque poem, but it was the
+subject that was burlesque; the style was pleasing and refined, and
+sometimes even heroic.
+
+The Italians had another kind of burlesque, much superior to ours--that
+of Aretin, of Archbishop La Caza, of Berni, Mauro, and Dolce. It often
+sacrifices decorum to pleasantry, but obscene words are wholly banished
+from it. The subject of Archbishop La Caza's _"Capitolo del Forno"_ is,
+indeed, that which sends the Desfontaines to the Bicêtre, and the
+Deschaufours to the Place de Grève: but there is not one word offensive
+to the ear of chastity; you have to divine the meaning.
+
+Three or four Englishmen have excelled in this way: Butler, in his
+"Hudibras," which was the civil war excited by the Puritans turned into
+ridicule; Dr. Garth, in his "Dispensary"; Prior, in his "Alma," in
+which he very pleasantly makes a jest of his subject and Phillips, in
+his "Splendid Shilling."
+
+Butler is as much above Scarron as a man accustomed to good company is
+above a singer at a pot-house. The hero of "Hudibras" was a real
+personage, one Sir Samuel Luke, who had been a captain in the armies of
+Fairfax and Cromwell. See the commencement of the poem, in the article
+"Prior," "Butler," and "Swift."
+
+Garth's poem on the physicians and apothecaries is not so much in the
+burlesque style as Boileau's "Lutrin": it has more imagination, variety,
+and naivete than the "Lutrin"; and, which is rather astonishing, it
+displays profound erudition, embellished with all the graces of
+refinement. It begins thus:
+
+ Speak, Goddess, since 'tis thou that best canst tell
+ How ancient leagues to modern discord fell;
+ And why physicians were so cautious grown
+ Of others' lives, and lavish of their own.
+
+Prior, whom we have seen a plenipotentiary in France before the Peace of
+Utrecht, assumed the office of mediator between the philosophers who
+dispute about the soul. This poem is in the style of "Hudibras," called
+doggerel rhyme, which is the _stilo Berniesco_ of the Italians.
+
+The great first question is, whether the soul is all in all, or is
+lodged behind the nose and eyes in a corner which it never quits.
+According to the latter system, Prior compares it to the pope, who
+constantly remains at Rome, whence he sends his nuncios and spies to
+learn all that is doing in Christendom.
+
+Prior, after making a jest of several systems, proposes his own. He
+remarks that the two-legged animal, new-born, throws its feet about as
+much as possible, when its nurse is so stupid as to swaddle it: thence
+he judges that the soul enters it by the feet; that about fifteen it
+reaches the middle; then it ascends to the heart; then to the head,
+which it quits altogether when the animal ceases to live.
+
+At the end of this singular poem, full of ingenious versification, and
+of ideas alike subtle and pleasing, we find this charming line of
+Fontenelle: _"Il est des hochets pour tout âge."_ Prior begs of fortune
+to "Give us play-things for old age."
+
+Yet it is quite certain that Fontenelle did not take this line from
+Prior, nor Prior from Fontenelle. Prior's work is twenty years anterior,
+and Fontenelle did not understand English. The poem terminates with this
+conclusion:
+
+ For Plato's fancies what care I?
+ I hope you would not have me die
+ Like simple Cato in the play,
+ For anything that he can say:
+ E'en let him of ideas speak
+ To heathens, in his native Greek.
+ If to be sad is to be wise,
+ I do most heartily despise
+ Whatever Socrates has said,
+ Or Tully writ, or Wanley read.
+ Dear Drift, to set our matters right,
+ Remove these papers from my sight;
+ Burn Mat's Descartes and Aristotle--
+ Here, Jonathan,--your master's bottle.
+
+In all these poems, let us distinguish the pleasant, the lively, the
+natural, the familiar--from the grotesque, the farcical, the low, and,
+above all, the stiff and forced. These various shades are discriminated
+by the connoisseurs, who alone, in the end, decide the fate of every
+work.
+
+La Fontaine would sometimes descend to the burlesque style--Phædrus
+never; but the latter has not the grace and unaffected softness of La
+Fontaine, though he has greater precision and purity.
+
+
+
+
+BULGARIANS.
+
+
+These people were originally Huns, who settled near the Volga; and
+Volgarians was easily changed into Bulgarians.
+
+About the end of the seventh century, they, like all the other nations
+inhabiting Sarmatia, made irruptions towards the Danube, and inundated
+the Roman Empire. They passed through Moldavia and Wallachia, whither
+their old fellow-countrymen, the Russians, carried their victorious arms
+in 1769, under the Empress Catherine II.
+
+Having crossed the Danube, they settled in part of Dacia and Moesia,
+giving their name to the countries which are still called Bulgaria.
+Their dominion extended to Mount Hæmus and the Euxine Sea.
+
+In Charlemagne's time, the Emperor Nicephorus, successor to Irene, was
+so imprudent as to march against them after being vanquished by the
+Saracens; and he was in like manner defeated by the Bulgarians. Their
+king, named Krom, cut off his head, and made use of his skull as a
+drinking-cup at his table, according to the custom of that people in
+common with all the northern nations.
+
+It is related that, in the ninth century, one Bogoris, who was making
+war upon the Princess Theodora, mother and guardian to the Emperor
+Michael, was so charmed with that empress's noble answer to his
+declaration of war, that he turned Christian.
+
+The Bulgarians, who were less complaisant, revolted against him; but
+Bogoris, having shown them a crucifix, they all immediately received
+baptism. So say the Greek writers of the lower empire, and so say our
+compilers after them: _"Et voilà justement comme on écrit l'histoire."_
+
+Theodora, say they, was a very religious princess, even passing her
+latter years in a convent. Such was her love for the Greek Catholic
+religion that she put to death in various ways a hundred thousand men
+accused of Manichæism--"this being," says the modest continuator of
+Echard, "the most impious, the most detestable, the most dangerous, the
+most abominable of all heresies, for ecclesiastical censures were
+weapons of no avail against men who acknowledged not the church."
+
+It is said that the Bulgarians, seeing that all the Manichæans suffered
+death, immediately conceived an inclination for their religion, and
+thought it the best, since it was the most persecuted one: but this, for
+Bulgarians, would be extraordinarily acute.
+
+At that time, the great schism broke out more violently than ever
+between the Greek church, under the Patriarch Photius, and the Latin
+church, under Pope Nicholas I. The Bulgarians took part with the Greek
+church; and from that time, probably, it was that they were treated in
+the west as heretics, with the addition of that fine epithet, which has
+clung to them to the present day.
+
+In 871, the Emperor Basil sent them a preacher, named Peter of Sicily,
+to save them from the heresy of Manichæism; and it is added, that they
+no sooner heard him than they turned Manichæans. It is not very
+surprising that the Bulgarians, who drank out of the skulls of their
+enemies, were not extraordinary theologians any more than Peter of
+Sicily.
+
+It is singular that these barbarians, who could neither write nor read,
+should have been regarded as very knowing heretics, with whom it was
+dangerous to dispute. They certainly had other things to think of than
+controversy, since they carried on a sanguinary war against the emperors
+of Constantinople for four successive centuries, and even besieged the
+capital of the empire.
+
+At the commencement of the thirteenth century, the Emperor Alexis,
+wishing to make himself recognized by the Bulgarians, their king,
+Joannic, replied, that he would never be his vassal. Pope Innocent III.
+was careful to seize this opportunity of attaching the kingdom of
+Bulgaria to himself: he sent a legate to Joannic, to anoint him king;
+and pretended that he had conferred the kingdom upon him, and that he
+could never more hold it but from the holy see.
+
+This was the most violent period of the crusades. The indignant
+Bulgarians entered into an alliance with the Turks, declared war against
+the pope and his crusaders, took the pretended Emperor Baldwin prisoner,
+had his head cut off, and made a bowl of his skull, after the manner of
+Krom. This was quite enough to make the Bulgarians abhorred by all
+Europe. It was no longer necessary to call them Manichæans, a name which
+was at that time given to every class of heretics: for Manichæan,
+Patarin, and Vaudois were the same thing. These terms were lavished upon
+whosoever would not submit to the Roman church.
+
+
+
+
+BULL.
+
+
+A quadruped, armed with horns, having cloven feet, strong legs, a slow
+pace, a thick body, a hard skin, a tail not quite so long as that of the
+horse, with some long hairs at the end. Its blood has been looked upon
+as a poison, but it is no more so than that of other animals; and the
+ancients, who wrote that Themistocles and others poisoned themselves
+with bull's blood, were false both to nature and to history. Lucian, who
+reproaches Jupiter with having placed the bull's horns above his eyes,
+reproaches him unjustly; for the eye of a bull being large, round, and
+open, he sees very well where he strikes; and if his eyes had been
+placed higher than his horns, he could not have seen the grass which he
+crops.
+
+Phalaris's bull, or the Brazen Bull, was a bull of cast metal, found in
+Sicily, and supposed to have been used by Phalaris to enclose and burn
+such as he chose to punish--a very unlikely species of cruelty. The
+bulls of Medea guarded the Golden Fleece. The bull of Marathon was tamed
+by Hercules.
+
+Then there were the bull which carried off Europa, the bull of Mithras,
+and the bull of Osiris; there are the Bull, a sign of the zodiac, and
+the Bull's Eye, a star of the first magnitude, and lastly, there are
+bull-fights, common in Spain.
+
+
+
+
+BULL (PAPAL).
+
+
+This word designates the bull, or seal of gold, silver, wax, or lead,
+attached to any instrument or charter. The lead hanging to the rescripts
+despatched in the Roman court bears on one side the head of St. Peter on
+the right, and that of St. Paul on the left; and, on the reverse, the
+name of the reigning pope, with the year of his pontificate. The bull is
+written on parchment. In the greeting, the pope takes no title but that
+of "Servant of the Servants of God," according to the holy words of
+Jesus to His Disciples--"Whosoever will be chief among you, let him be
+your servant."
+
+Some heretics assert that, by this formula, humble in appearance, the
+popes mean to express a sort of feudal system, of which God is chief;
+whose high vassals, Peter and Paul, are represented by their servant
+the pontiff; while the lesser vassals are all secular princes, whether
+emperors, kings, or dukes.
+
+They doubtless found this assertion on the famous bull _In coena
+Domini,_ which is publicly read at Rome by a cardinal-deacon every year,
+on Holy Thursday, in the presence of the pope, attended by the rest of
+the cardinals and bishops. After the ceremony, his holiness casts a
+lighted torch into the public square in token of anathema.
+
+This bull is, to be found in Tome i., p. 714 of the _Bullaire_,
+published at Lyons in 1673, and at page 118 of the edition of 1727. The
+oldest is dated 1536. Paul III., without noticing the origin of the
+ceremony, here says that it is an ancient custom of the sovereign
+pontiffs to publish this excommunication on Holy Thursday, in order to
+preserve the purity of the Christian religion, and maintain union among
+the faithful. It contains twenty-four paragraphs, in which the pope
+excommunicates:
+
+1. Heretics, all who favor them, and all who read their books.
+
+2. Pirates, especially such as dare to cruise on the seas belonging to
+the sovereign pontiff.
+
+3. Those who impose fresh tolls on their lands.
+
+10. Those who, in any way whatsoever, prevent the execution of the
+apostolical letters, whether they grant pardons or inflict penalties.
+
+11. All lay judges who judge ecclesiastics, and bring them before their
+tribunal, whether that tribunal is called an audience, a chancery, a
+council, or a parliament.
+
+12. All chancellors, counsellors, ordinary or extraordinary, of any king
+or prince whatsoever, all presidents of chanceries, councils, or
+parliaments, as also all attorneys-general, who call ecclesiastical
+causes before them, or prevent the execution of the apostolical letters,
+even though it be on pretext of preventing some violence.
+
+In the same paragraph, the pope reserves to himself alone the power of
+absolving the said chancellors, counsellors, attorneys-general, and the
+rest of the excommunicated; who cannot receive absolution until they
+have publicly revoked their acts, and have erased them from the records.
+
+20. Lastly, the pope excommunicates all such as shall presume to give
+absolution to the excommunicated as aforesaid: and, in order that no one
+may plead ignorance, he orders:
+
+21. That this bull be published, and posted on the gate of the basilic
+of the Prince of the Apostles, and on that of St. John of Lateran.
+
+22. That all patriarchs, primates, archbishops, and bishops, by virtue
+of their holy obedience, shall have this bull solemnly published at
+least once a year.
+
+24. He declares that whosoever dares to go against the provisions of
+this bull, must know that he is incurring the displeasure of Almighty
+God and of the blessed apostles Peter and Paul.
+
+The other subsequent bulls, called also _In coena Domini_, are only
+duplicates of the first. For instance, the article 21 of that of Pius
+V., dated 1567, adds to the paragraph 3 of the one that we have quoted,
+that all princes who lay new impositions on their states, of what nature
+soever, or increase the old ones, without obtaining permission from the
+Holy See, are excommunicated _ipso facto_. The third bull _In coena
+Domini_ of 1610, contains thirty paragraphs, in which Paul V. renews the
+provisions of the two preceding.
+
+The fourth and last bull _In coena Domini_ which we find in the
+_Bullaire_, is dated April 1, 1672. In it Urban VIII. announces that,
+after the example of his predecessors, in order inviolably to maintain
+the integrity of the faith, and public justice and tranquillity, he
+wields the spiritual sword of ecclesiastical discipline to
+excommunicate, on the day which is the anniversary of the Supper of our
+Lord:
+
+1. Heretics.
+
+2. Such as appeal from the pope to a future council; and the rest as in
+the three former.
+
+It is said that the one which is read now, is of a more recent date, and
+contains some additions.
+
+The History of Naples, by Giannone, shows us what disorders the
+ecclesiastics stirred up in that kingdom, and what vexations they
+exercised against the king's subjects, even refusing them absolution and
+the sacraments, in order to effect the reception of this bull, which has
+at last been solemnly proscribed there, as well as in Austrian
+Lombardy, in the states of the empress-queen, in those of the Duke of
+Parma, and elsewhere.
+
+In 1580, the French clergy chose the time between the sessions of the
+parliament of Paris, to have the same bull _In coena Domini_
+published. But it was opposed by the procureur-general; and the _Chambre
+des Vacations_, under the presidency of the celebrated and unfortunate
+Brisson, on October 4, passed a decree, enjoining all governors to
+inform themselves, if possible, what archbishops, bishops, or
+grand-vicars, had received either this bull or a copy of it entitled
+_Litteræ processus_, and who had sent it to them to be published; to
+prevent the publication, if it had not yet taken place; to obtain the
+copies and send them to the chamber; or, if they had been published, to
+summon the archbishops, the bishops, or their grand-vicars, to appear on
+a certain day before the chamber, to answer to the suit of the
+procureur-general; and, in the meantime, to seize their temporal
+possessions and place them in the hands of the king; to forbid all
+persons obstructing the execution of this decree, on pain of punishment
+as traitors and enemies to the state; with orders that the decree be
+printed and that the copies, collated by notaries, have the full force
+of the original.
+
+In doing this, the parliament did but feebly imitate Philip the Fair.
+The bull _Ausculta Fili_, of Dec. 5, 1301, was addressed to him by
+Boniface VIII., who, after exhorting the king to listen with docility,
+says to him: "God has established us over all kings and all kingdoms, to
+root up, and destroy, and throw down, to build, and to plant, in His
+name and by His doctrine. Do not, then, suffer yourself to be persuaded
+that you have no superior, and that you are not subject to the head of
+the ecclesiastical hierarchy. Whosoever thinks this, is a madman; and
+whosoever obstinately maintains it, is an infidel, separated from the
+flock of the Good Shepherd." The pope then enters into long details
+respecting the government of France, even reproaching the king for
+having altered the coin.
+
+Philip the Fair had this bull burned at Paris, and its execution
+published on sound of trumpet throughout the city, by Sunday, Feb. 11,
+1302. The pope, in a council which he held at Rome the same year, made a
+great noise, and broke out into threats against Philip the Fair; but he
+did no more than threaten. The famous decretal, _Unam Sanctam_ is,
+however, considered as the work of his council; it is, in substance, as
+follows:
+
+"We believe and confess a holy, catholic, and apostolic church, out of
+which there is no salvation; we also acknowledge its unity, that it is
+one only body, with one only head, and not with two, like a monster.
+This only head is Jesus Christ, and St. Peter his vicar, and the
+successor of St. Peter. Therefore, the Greeks, or others, who say that
+they are not subject to that successor, must acknowledge that they are
+not of the flock of Christ, since He himself has said (John, x, 16)
+'that there is but one fold and one shepherd.'
+
+"We learn that in this church, and under its power, are two swords, the
+spiritual and the temporal: of these, one is to be used by the church
+and by the hand of the pontiff; the other, by the church and by the hand
+of kings and warriors, in pursuance of the orders or with the permission
+of the pontiff. Now, one of these swords must be subject to the other,
+temporal to spiritual power; otherwise, they would not be ordinate, and
+the apostles say they must be so. (Rom. xiii, 1.) According to the
+testimony of truth, spiritual power must institute and judge temporal
+power; and thus is verified with regard to the church, the prophecy of
+Jeremiah (i. 10): 'I have this day set thee over the nations and over
+the kingdoms.'"
+
+On the other hand, Philip the Fair assembled the states-general; and the
+commons, in the petition which they presented to that monarch, said, in
+so many words: "It is a great abomination for us to hear that this
+Boniface stoutly interprets like a _Boulgare_ (dropping the _l_ and the
+_a_) these words of spirituality (Matt., xvi. 19): 'Whatever thou shalt
+bind on earth, shall be bound in heaven;' if this signified that if a
+man be put into a temporal prison, God will imprison him in heaven."
+
+Clement V., successor to Boniface VIII., revoked and annulled the odious
+decision of the bull _Unam Sanctam_, which extends the power of the
+popes to the temporalities of kings, and condemns as heretics all who do
+not acknowledge this chimerical power. Boniface's pretension, indeed,
+ought to be condemned as heresy, according to this maxim of theologians:
+"Not only is it a sin against the rules of the faith, and a heresy, to
+deny what the faith teaches us, but also to set up as part of the faith
+that which is no part of it." (Joan. Maj. m. 3 sent. dist. 37. q. 26.)
+
+Other popes, before Boniface VIII., had arrogated to themselves the
+right of property over different kingdoms. The bull is well known, in
+which Gregory VII. says to the King of Spain: "I would have you to know,
+that the kingdom of Spain, by ancient ecclesiastical ordinances, was
+given in property to St. Peter and the holy Roman church."
+
+Henry II. of England asked permission of Pope Adrian IV. to invade
+Ireland. The pontiff gave him leave, on condition that he imposed on
+every Irish family a tax of one _carolus_ for the Holy See, and held
+that kingdom as a fief of the Roman church. "For," wrote Adrian, "it
+cannot be doubted that every island upon which Jesus Christ, the sun of
+justice, has arisen, and which has received the lessons of the Christian
+faith, belongs of right to St. Peter and to the holy and sacred Roman
+church."
+
+_Bulls of the Crusade and of Composition._
+
+If an African or an Asiatic of sense were told that in that part of
+Europe where some men have forbidden others to eat flesh on Saturdays,
+the pope gives them leave to eat it, by a bull, for the sum of two
+rials, and that another bull grants permission to keep stolen money,
+what would this African or Asiatic say? He would, at least, agree with
+us, that every country has its customs; and that in this world, by
+whatever names things may be called, or however they may be disguised,
+all is done for money.
+
+There are two bulls under the name of _La Cruzada_ --the Crusade; one of
+the time of Ferdinand and Isabella, the other of that of Philip V. The
+first of these sells permission to eat what is called the _grossura_,
+viz., tripes, livers, kidneys, gizzards, sweet-breads, lights, plucks,
+cauls, heads, necks, and feet.
+
+The second bull, granted by Pope Urban VIII., gives leave to eat meat
+throughout Lent, and absolves from every crime except heresy.
+
+Not only are these bulls sold, but people are ordered to buy them; and,
+as is but right, they cost more in Peru and Mexico than in Spain; they
+are there sold for a piastre. It is reasonable that the countries which
+produce gold and silver should pay more than others.
+
+The pretext for these bulls is, making war upon the Moors. There are
+persons, difficult of conviction, who cannot see what livers and kidneys
+have to do with a war against the Africans; and they add, that Jesus
+Christ never ordered war to be made on the Mahometans on pain of
+excommunication.
+
+The bull giving permission to keep another's goods is galled the bull of
+_Composition_. It is farmed; and has long brought considerable sums
+throughout Spain, the Milanese, Naples, and Sicily. The highest bidders
+employ the most eloquent of the monks to preach this bull. Sinners who
+have robbed the king, the state, or private individuals, go to these
+preachers, confess to them, and show them what a sad thing it would be
+to make restitution of the whole. They offer the monks five, six, and
+sometimes seven per cent., in order to keep the rest with a safe
+conscience; and, as soon as the composition is made, they receive
+absolution.
+
+The preaching brother who wrote the "Travels through Spain and Italy"
+(_Voyage d'Espagne et d'Italie_), published at Paris, _avec privilège_
+by Jean-Baptiste de l'Épime, speaking of this bull, thus expresses
+himself: "Is it not very gracious to come off at so little cost, and be
+at liberty to steal more, when one has occasion for a larger sum?"
+
+_Bull Unigenitus._
+
+The bull _In coena Domini_ was an indignity offered to all Catholic
+sovereigns, and they at length proscribed it in their states; but the
+bull _Unigenitus_ was a trouble to France alone. The former attacked the
+rights of the princes and magistrates of Europe, and they maintained
+those rights; the latter proscribed only some maxims of piety and
+morals, which gave no concern to any except the parties interested in
+the transient affair; but these interested parties soon filled all
+France. It was at first a quarrel between the all-powerful Jesuits and
+the remains of the crushed Port-Royal.
+
+Quesnel, a preacher of the Oratory, refugee in Holland, had dedicated a
+commentary on the New Testament to Cardinal de Noailles, then bishop of
+Châlons-sur-Marne. It met the bishop's approbation and was well received
+by all readers of that sort of books.
+
+One Letellier, a Jesuit, a confessor to Louis XIV. and an enemy to
+Cardinal de Noailles, resolved to mortify him by having the book, which
+was dedicated to him, and of which he had a very high opinion, condemned
+at Rome.
+
+This Jesuit, the son of an attorney at Vire in Lower Normandy, had all
+that fertility of expedient for which his father's profession is
+remarkable. Not content with embroiling Cardinal de Noailles with the
+pope, he determined to have him disgraced by the king his master. To
+ensure the success of this design, he had mandaments composed against
+him by his emissaries, and got them signed by four bishops; he also
+indited letters to the king, which he made them sign.
+
+These manoeuvres, which would have been punished in any of the
+tribunals, succeeded at court: the king was soured against the
+cardinal, and Madame de Maintenon abandoned him.
+
+Here was a series of intrigues, in which, from one end of the kingdom to
+the other, every one took a part. The more unfortunate France at that
+time became in a disastrous war, the more the public mind was heated by
+a theological quarrel.
+
+During these movements, Letellier had the condemnation of Quesnel's
+book, of which the monarch had never read a page, demanded from Rome by
+Louis XIV. himself. Letellier and two other Jesuits, named Doucin and
+Lallemant, extracted one hundred and three propositions, which Pope
+Clement XI. was to condemn. The court of Rome struck out two of them,
+that it might, at least, have the honor of appearing to judge for
+itself.
+
+Cardinal Fabroni, in whose hands the affair was placed, and who was
+devoted to the Jesuits, had the bull drawn up by a Cordelier named
+Father Palerno, Elio a Capuchin, Terrovi a Barnabite, and Castelli a
+Servite, to whom was added a Jesuit named Alfaro.
+
+Clement XI. let them proceed in their own way. His only object was to
+please the king of France, who had long been displeased with him, on
+account of his recognizing the Archduke Charles, afterwards emperor, as
+King of Spain. To make his peace with the king, it cost him only a piece
+of parchment sealed with lead, concerning a question which he himself
+despised.
+
+Clement XI. did not wait to be solicited; he sent the bull, and was
+quite astonished to learn that it was received throughout France with
+hisses and groans. "What!" said he to Cardinal Carpegno, "a bull is
+earnestly asked of me; I give it freely, and every one makes a jest of
+it!"
+
+Every one was indeed surprised to see a pope, in the name of Jesus
+Christ, condemning as heretical, tainted with heresy, and offensive to
+pious ears, this proposition: "It is good to read books of piety on
+Sundays, especially the Holy Scriptures;" and this: "The fear of an
+unjust excommunication should not prevent us from doing our duty."
+
+The partisans of the Jesuits were themselves alarmed at these censures,
+but they dared not speak. The wise and disinterested exclaimed against
+the scandal, and the rest of the nation against the absurdity.
+
+Nevertheless, Letellier still triumphed, until the death of Louis XIV.;
+he was held in abhorrence, but he governed. This wretch tried every
+means to procure the suspension of Cardinal de Noailles; but after the
+death of his penitent, the incendiary was banished. The duke of Orleans,
+during his regency, extinguished these quarrels by making a jest of
+them. They have since thrown out a few sparks; but they are at last
+forgotten, probably forever. Their duration, for more than half a
+century, was quite long enough. Yet, happy indeed would mankind be, if
+they were divided only by foolish questions unproductive of bloodshed!
+
+
+
+
+CÆSAR.
+
+
+It is not as the husband of so many women and the wife of so many men;
+as the conqueror of Pompey and the Scipios; as the satirist who turned
+Cato into ridicule; as the robber of the public treasury, who employed
+the money of the Romans to reduce the Romans to subjection; as he who,
+clement in his triumphs, pardoned the vanquished; as the man of
+learning, who reformed the calendar; as the tyrant and the father of his
+country, assassinated by his friends and his bastard son; that I shall
+here speak of Cæsar. I shall consider this extraordinary man only in my
+quality of descendant from the poor barbarians whom he subjugated.
+
+You will not pass through a town in France, in Spain, on the banks of
+the Rhine, or on the English coast opposite to Calais, in which you will
+not find good people who boast of having had Cæsar there. Some of the
+townspeople of Dover are persuaded that Cæsar built their castle; and
+there are citizens of Paris who believe that the great _châtelet_ is one
+of his fine works. Many a country squire in France shows you an old
+turret which serves him for a dove-cote, and tells you that Cæsar
+provided a lodging for his pigeons. Each province disputes with its
+neighbor the honor of having been the first to which Cæsar applied the
+lash; it was not by that road, but by this, that he came to cut our
+throats, embrace our wives and daughters, impose laws upon us by
+interpreters, and take from us what little money we had.
+
+The Indians are wiser. We have already seen that they have a confused
+knowledge that a great robber, named Alexander, came among them with
+other robbers; but they scarcely ever speak of him.
+
+An Italian antiquarian, passing a few years ago through Vannes in
+Brittany, was quite astonished to hear the learned men of Vannes boast
+of Cæsar's stay in their town. "No doubt," said he, "you have monuments
+of that great man?" "Yes," answered the most notable among them, "we
+will show you the place where that hero had the whole senate of our
+province hanged, to the number of six hundred."
+
+"Some ignorant fellows, who had found a hundred beams under ground,
+advanced in the journals in 1755 that they were the remains of a bridge
+built by Cæsar; but I proved to them in my dissertation of 1756 that
+they were the gallows on which that hero had our parliament tied up.
+What other town in Gaul can say as much? We have the testimony of the
+great Cæsar himself. He says in his Commentaries' that we 'are fickle
+and prefer liberty to slavery.' He charges us with having been so
+insolent as to take hostages of the Romans, to whom we had given
+hostages, and to be unwilling to return them unless our own were given
+up. He taught us good behavior."
+
+"He did well," replied the virtuoso, "his right was incontestable. It
+was, however, disputed, for you know that when he vanquished the
+emigrant Swiss, to the number of three hundred and sixty-eight thousand,
+and there were not more than a hundred and ten thousand left, he had a
+conference in Alsace with a German king named Ariovistus, and Ariovistus
+said to him: 'I come to plunder Gaul, and I will not suffer any one to
+plunder it but myself;' after which these good Germans, who were come to
+lay waste the country, put into the hands of their witches two Roman
+knights, ambassadors from Cæsar; and these witches were on the point of
+burning them and offering them to their gods, when Cæsar came and
+delivered them by a victory. We must confess that the right on both
+sides was equal, and that Tacitus had good reason for bestowing so many
+praises on the manners of the ancient Germans."
+
+This conversation gave rise to a very warm dispute between the learned
+men of Vannes and the antiquarian. Several of the Bretons could not
+conceive what was the virtue of the Romans in deceiving one after
+another all the nations of Gaul, in making them by turns the instruments
+of their own ruin, in butchering one-fourth of the people, and reducing
+the other three-fourths to slavery.
+
+"Oh! nothing can be finer," returned the antiquarian. "I have in my
+pocket a medal representing Cæsar's triumph at the Capitol; it is in the
+best preservation." He showed the medal. A Breton, a tittle rude, took
+it and threw it into the river, exclaiming: "Oh! that I could so serve
+all who use their power and their skill to oppress their fellow-men!
+Rome deceived us, disunited us, butchered us, chained us; and at this
+day Rome still disposes of many of our benefices; and is it possible
+that we have so long and in so many ways been a country of slaves?"
+
+To the conversation between the Italian antiquarian and the Breton I
+shall only add that Perrot d'Ablancourt, the translator of Cæsar's
+"Commentaries," in his dedication to the great Condé, makes use of these
+words: "Does it not seem to you, sir, as if you were reading the life of
+some Christian philosopher?" Cæsar a Christian philosopher! I wonder he
+has not been made a saint. Writers of dedications are remarkable for
+saying fine things and much to the purpose.
+
+
+
+
+CALENDS.
+
+
+The feast of the Circumcision, which the church celebrates on the first
+of January, has taken the place of another called the Feast of the
+Calends, of Asses, of Fools, or of Innocents, according to the different
+places where, and the different days on which, it was held. It was most
+commonly at Christmas, the Circumcision, or the Epiphany.
+
+In the cathedral of Rouen there was on Christmas day a procession, in
+which ecclesiastics, chosen for the purpose, represented the prophets of
+the Old Testament, who foretold the birth of the Messiah, and--which
+may have given the feast its name--Balaam appeared, mounted on a
+she-ass; but as Lactantius' poem, and the "Book of Promises," under the
+name of St. Prosper, say that Jesus in the manger was recognized by the
+ox and the ass, according to the passage Isaiah: "The ox knoweth his
+owner, and the ass his master's crib" (a circumstance, however, which
+neither the gospel nor the ancient fathers have remarked), it is more
+likely that, from this opinion, the Feast of the Ass took its name.
+
+Indeed, the Jesuit, Theophilus Raynaud, testifies that on St. Stephen's
+day there was sung a hymn of the ass, which was also called the Prose of
+Fools; and that on St. John's day another was sung, called the Prose of
+the Ox. In the library of the chapter of Sens there is preserved a
+manuscript of vellum with miniature figures representing the ceremonies
+of the Feast of Fools. The text contains a description of it, including
+this Prose of the Ass; it was sung by two choirs, who imitated at
+intervals and as the burden of the song, the braying of that animal.
+
+There was elected in the cathedral churches a bishop or archbishop of
+the Fools, which election was confirmed by all sorts of buffooneries,
+played off by way of consecration. This bishop officiated pontifically
+and gave his blessing to the people, before whom he appeared bearing the
+mitre, the crosier, and even the archiepiscopal cross. In those
+churches which held immediately from the Holy See, a pope of the Fools
+was elected, who officiated in all the decorations of papacy. All the
+clergy assisted in the mass, some dressed in women's apparel, others as
+buffoons, or masked in a grotesque and ridiculous manner. Not content
+with singing licentious songs in the choir, they sat and played at dice
+on the altar, at the side of the officiator. When the mass was over they
+ran, leaped, and danced about the church, uttering obscene words,
+singing immodest songs, and putting themselves in a thousand indecent
+postures, sometimes exposing themselves almost naked. They then had
+themselves drawn about the streets in tumbrels full of filth, that they
+might throw it at the mob which gathered round them. The looser part of
+the seculars would mix among the clergy, that they might play some
+fool's part in the ecclesiastical habit.
+
+This feast was held in the same manner in the convents of monks and
+nuns, as Naudé testifies in his complaint to Gassendi, in 1645, in which
+he relates that at Antibes, in the Franciscan monastery, neither the
+officiating monks nor the guardian went to the choir on the day of the
+Innocents. The lay brethren occupied their places on that day, and,
+clothed in sacerdotal decorations, torn and turned inside out, made a
+sort of office. They held books turned upside down, which they seemed to
+be reading through spectacles, the glasses of which were made of orange
+peel; and muttered confused words, or uttered strange cries,
+accompanied by extravagant contortions.
+
+The second register of the church of Autun, by the secretary Rotarii,
+which ends with 1416, says, without specifying the day, that at the
+Feast of Fools an ass was led along with a clergyman's cape on his back,
+the attendants singing: "He haw! Mr. Ass, he haw!"
+
+Ducange relates a sentence of the officialty of Viviers, upon one
+William, who, having been elected fool-bishop in 1400, had refused to
+perform the solemnities and to defray the expenses customary on such
+occasions.
+
+And, to conclude, the registers of St. Stephen, at Dijon, in 1521,
+without mentioning the day, that the vicars ran about the streets with
+drums, fifes, and other instruments, and carried lamps before the
+_pré-chantre_ of the Fools, to whom the honor of the feast principally
+belonged. But the parliament of that city, by a decree of January 19,
+1552, forbade the celebration of this feast, which had already been
+condemned by several councils, and especially by a circular of March 11,
+1444, sent to all the clergy in the kingdom by the Paris university.
+This letter, which we find at the end of the works of Peter of Blois,
+says that this feast was, in the eyes of the clergy, so well imagined
+and so Christian, that those who sought to suppress it were looked on as
+excommunicated; and the Sorbonne doctor, John des Lyons, in his
+discourse against the paganism of the Roiboit, informs us that a doctor
+of divinity publicly maintained at Auxerre, about the close of the
+fifteenth century, that "the feast of Fools was no less pleasing to God
+than the feast of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin;
+besides, that it was of much higher antiquity in the church."
+
+
+
+
+
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+Title: A Philosophical Dictionary, Volume 2 (of 10)
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+Author: François-Marie Arouet (AKA Voltaire)
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+Commentator: John Morley
+ Tobias Smollett
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+<h1>A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY</h1>
+
+<h3>VOLUME II</h3>
+
+<h4>By</h4>
+
+<h2>VOLTAIRE</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h4>EDITION DE LA PACIFICATION</h4>
+
+<h3>THE WORKS OF VOLTAIRE</h3>
+
+<h4>A CONTEMPORARY VERSION</h4>
+
+
+<h5>With Notes by Tobias Smollett, Revised and Modernized</h5>
+
+<h5>New Translations by William F. Fleming, and an</h5>
+
+<h5>Introduction by Oliver H.G. Leigh</h5>
+
+
+<h4>A CRITIQUE AND BIOGRAPHY</h4>
+
+<h5>BY</h5>
+
+<h4>THE RT. HON. JOHN MORLEY</h4>
+
+<h5>FORTY-THREE VOLUMES</h5>
+
+
+<h5>One hundred and sixty-eight designs, comprising reproductions</h5>
+
+<h5>of rare old engravings, steel plates, photogravures,</h5>
+
+<h5>and curious fac-similes</h5>
+
+
+<h4>VOLUME VI</h4>
+
+
+<h4>E.R. DuMONT</h4>
+
+<h4>PARIS&mdash;LONDON&mdash;NEW YORK&mdash;CHICAGO</h4>
+
+<h4>1901</h4>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h3><i>The WORKS of VOLTAIRE</i></h3>
+
+<blockquote><p><i>"Between two servants of Humanity, who appeared eighteen hundred
+years apart, there is a mysterious relation. * * * * Let us say it
+with a sentiment of profound respect: JESUS WEPT: VOLTAIRE SMILED.
+Of that divine tear and of that human smile is composed the
+sweetness of the present civilization."</i></p>
+
+<p style="margin-left: 35em;">
+<i>VICTOR HUGO.</i>
+</p></blockquote>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p class="caption"><a name="LIST_OF_PLATES" id="LIST_OF_PLATES"></a>LIST OF PLATES&mdash;VOL. II
+</p>
+<p class="small_2">
+<a href="#The_Bastille">THE BASTILLE&mdash;<i>Frontispiece</i></a><br />
+<br />
+<a href="#A_Type_of_Beauty">A TYPE OF BEAUTY</a><br />
+<br />
+<a href="#An_Astrologer">AN ASTROLOGER</a><br />
+<br />
+<a href="#Alexanders_Triumph">ALEXANDER'S TRIUMPH</a>
+</p>
+
+
+<p style="margin-left: 34em;"><a href="#TABLE_OF_CONTENTS">Table of Contents</a></p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 446px;">
+<a name="The_Bastille" id="The_Bastille"></a>
+<img src="images/img_01_bastille.jpg" width="446" alt="The Bastille." title="" />
+<span class="caption_fig">"For four hundred years the symbol of
+oppression. Within its walls the noblest had perished. It was a
+perpetual threat, it was the last and often the first argument of king
+and priest."</span>
+</div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 95%;" />
+<h4>VOLTAIRE</h4>
+
+<h3>A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY.</h3>
+
+<h4>IN TEN VOLUMES</h4>
+
+<h4>VOL. II</h4>
+
+<h4>APPEARANCE&mdash;CALENDS</h4>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="APPEARANCE" id="APPEARANCE"></a>APPEARANCE.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Are all appearances deceitful? Have our senses been given us only to
+keep us in continual delusion? Is everything error? Do we live in a
+dream, surrounded by shadowy chimeras? We see the sun setting when he is
+already below the horizon; before he has yet risen we see him appear. A
+square tower seems to be round. A straight stick, thrust into the water,
+seems to be bent.</p>
+
+<p>You see your face in a mirror and the image appears to be behind the
+glass: it is, however, neither behind nor before it. This glass, which
+to the sight and the touch is so smooth and even, is no other than an
+unequal congregation of projections and cavities. The finest and fairest
+skin is a kind of bristled network, the openings of which are
+incomparably larger than the threads, and enclose an infinite number of
+minute hairs. Under this network there are liquors incessantly passing,
+and from it there issue continual exhalations which cover the whole
+surface. What we call large is to an elephant very small, and what we
+call small is to insects a world. The same motion which would be rapid
+to a snail would be very slow in the eye of an eagle. This rock, which
+is impenetrable by steel, is a sieve consisting of more pores than
+matter, and containing a thousand avenues of prodigious width leading to
+its centre, in which are lodged multitudes of animals, which may, for
+aught we know, think themselves the masters of the universe.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing is either as it appears to be, or in the place where we believe
+it to be. Several philosophers, tired of being constantly deceived by
+bodies, have in their spleen pronounced that bodies do not exist, and
+that there is nothing real but our minds. As well might they have
+concluded that, all appearances being false, and the nature of the soul
+being as little known as that of the matter, there is no reality in
+either body or soul. Perhaps it is this despair of knowing anything
+which has caused some Chinese philosophers to say that nothing is the
+beginning and the end of all things. This philosophy, so destructive to
+being, was well known in Molière's time. Doctor Macphurius represents
+the school; when teaching Sganarelle, he says, "You must not say, 'I am
+come,' but 'it seems to me that I am come'; for it may seem to you,
+without such being really the case." But at the present day a comic
+scene is not an argument, though it is sometimes better than an
+argument; and there is often as much pleasure in seeking after truth as
+in laughing at philosophy.</p>
+
+<p>You do not see the network, the cavities, the threads, the inequalities,
+the exhalations of that white and delicate skin which you idolize.
+Animals a thousand times less than a mite discern all these objects
+which escape your vision; they lodge, feed, and travel about in them, as
+in an extensive country, and those on the right arm are perfectly
+ignorant that there are creatures of their own species on the left. If
+you were so unfortunate as to see what they see, your charming skin
+would strike you with horror.</p>
+
+<p>The harmony of a concert, to which you listen with delight, must have on
+certain classes of minute animals the effect of terrible thunder; and
+perhaps it kills them. We see, touch, hear, feel things only in the way
+in which they ought to be seen, touched, heard, or felt by ourselves.</p>
+
+<p>All is in due proportion. The laws of optics, which show you an object
+in the water where it is not, and break a right line, are in entire
+accordance with those which make the sun appear to you with a diameter
+of two feet, although it is a million times larger than the earth. To
+see it in its true dimensions would require an eye collecting his rays
+at an angle as great as his disk, which is impossible. Our senses, then,
+assist much more than they deceive us.</p>
+
+<p>Motion, time, hardness, softness, dimensions, distance, approximation,
+strength, weakness, appearances, of whatever kind, all is relative. And
+who has created these relations?</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="APROPOS" id="APROPOS"></a>APROPOS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>All great successes, of whatever kind, are founded upon things done or
+said apropos.</p>
+
+<p>Arnold of Brescia, John Huss, and Jerome of Prague did not come quite
+apropos; the people were not then sufficiently enlightened; the
+invention of printing had not then laid the abuses complained of before
+the eyes of every one. But when men began to read&mdash;when the populace,
+who were solicitous to escape purgatory, but at the same time wished not
+to pay too dear for indulgences, began to open their eyes, the reformers
+of the sixteenth century came quite apropos, and succeeded.</p>
+
+<p>It has been elsewhere observed that Cromwell under Elizabeth or Charles
+the Second, or Cardinal de Retz when Louis XIV. governed by himself,
+would have been very ordinary persons.</p>
+
+<p>Had Cæsar been born in the time of Scipio Africanus he would not have
+subjugated the Roman commonwealth; nor would Mahomet, could he rise
+again at the present day, be more than sheriff of Mecca. But if
+Archimedes and Virgil were restored, one would still be the best
+mathematician, the other the best poet of his country.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ARABS" id="ARABS"></a>ARABS;</h3>
+
+<h5>AND, OCCASIONALLY, ON THE BOOK OF JOB.</h5>
+
+
+<p>If any one be desirous of obtaining a thorough knowledge of the
+antiquities of Arabia, it may be presumed that he will gain no more
+information than about those of Auvergne and Poitou. It is, however,
+certain, that the Arabs were of some consequence long before Mahomet.
+The Jews themselves say that Moses married an Arabian woman, and his
+father-in-law Jethro seems to have been a man of great good sense.</p>
+
+<p>Mecca is considered, and not without reason, as one of the most ancient
+cities in the world. It is, indeed, a proof of its antiquity that
+nothing but superstition could occasion the building of a town on such a
+spot, for it is in a sandy desert, where the water is brackish, so that
+the people die of hunger and thirst. The country a few miles to the east
+is the most delightful upon earth, the best watered and the most
+fertile. There the Arabs should have built, and not at Mecca. But it was
+enough for some charlatan, some false prophet, to give out his reveries,
+to make of Mecca a sacred spot and the resort of neighboring nations.
+Thus it was that the temple of Jupiter Ammon was built in the midst of
+sands. Arabia extends from northeast to southwest, from the desert of
+Jerusalem to Aden or Eden, about the fiftieth degree of north latitude.
+It is an immense country, about three times as large as Germany. It is
+very likely that its deserts of sand were brought thither by the waters
+of the ocean, and that its marine gulfs were once fertile lands.</p>
+
+<p>The belief in this nation's antiquity is favored by the circumstance
+that no historian speaks of its having been subjugated. It was not
+subdued even by Alexander, nor by any king of Syria, nor by the Romans.
+The Arabs, on the contrary, subjugated a hundred nations, from the Indus
+to the Garonne; and, having afterwards lost their conquests, they
+retired into their own country and did not mix with any other people.</p>
+
+<p>Having never been subject to nor mixed with other nations it is more
+than probable that they have preserved their manners and their language.
+Indeed, Arabic is, in some sense, the mother tongue of all Asia as far
+as the Indus; or rather, the prevailing tongue, for mother tongues have
+never existed. Their genius has never changed. They still compose their
+"Nights' Entertainments," as they did when they imagined one Bac or
+Bacchus, who passed through the Red Sea with three millions of men,
+women, and children; who stopped the sun and moon, and made streams of
+wine issue forth with a blow of his rod, which, when he chose, he
+changed into a serpent.</p>
+
+<p>A nation so isolated, and whose blood remains unmixed, cannot change its
+character. The Arabs of the desert have always been given to robbery,
+and those inhabiting the towns been fond of fables, poetry, and
+astronomy. It is said, in the historical preface to the Koran, that when
+any one of their tribes had a good poet the other tribes never failed to
+send deputies to that one on which God had vouchsafed to bestow so great
+a gift.</p>
+
+<p>The tribes assembled every year, by representatives, in an open place
+named Ocad, where verses were recited, nearly in the same way as is now
+done at Rome in the garden of the academy of the Arcadii, and this
+custom continued until the time of Mahomet. In his time, each one posted
+his verses on the door of the temple of Mecca. Labid, son of Rabia, was
+regarded as the Homer of Mecca; but, having seen the second chapter of
+the Koran, which Mahomet had posted, he fell on his knees before him,
+and said, "O Mahomet, son of Abdallah, son of Motalib, son of Achem,
+thou art a greater poet than I&mdash;thou art doubtless the prophet of God."</p>
+
+<p>The Arabs of Maden, Naïd, and Sanaa were no less generous than those of
+the desert were addicted to plunder. Among them, one friend was
+dishonored if he had refused his assistance to another. In their
+collection of verses, entitled <i>"Tograid",</i> it is related that, "one
+day, in the temple of Mecca, three Arabs were disputing on generosity
+and friendship, and could not agree as to which, among those who then
+set the greatest examples of these virtues, deserved the preference.
+Some were for Abdallah, son of Giafar, uncle to Mahomet; others for
+Kais, son of Saad; and others for Arabad, of the tribe of As. After a
+long dispute they agreed to send a friend of Abdallah to him, a friend
+of Kais to Kais, and a friend of Arabad to Arabad, to try them all
+three, and to come and make their report to the assembly.</p>
+
+<p>"Then the friend of Abdallah went and said to him, 'Son of the uncle of
+Mahomet, I am on a journey and am destitute of everything.' Abdallah was
+mounted on his camel loaded with gold and silk; he dismounted with all
+speed, gave him his camel, and returned home on foot.</p>
+
+<p>"The second went and made application to his friend Kais, son of Saad.
+Kais was still asleep, and one of his domestics asked the traveller what
+he wanted. The traveller answered that he was the friend of Kais, and
+needed his assistance. The domestic said to him, 'I will not wake my
+master; but here are seven thousand pieces of gold, which are all that
+we at present have in the house. Take also a camel from the stable, and
+a slave; these will, I think, be sufficient for you until you reach your
+own house.' When Kais awoke, he chid the domestic for not having given
+more.</p>
+
+<p>"The third repaired to his friend Arabad, of the tribe of As. Arabad was
+blind, and was coming out of his house, leaning on two slaves, to pray
+to God in the temple of Mecca. As soon as he heard his friend's voice,
+he said to him, 'I possess nothing but my two slaves; I beg that you
+will take and sell them; I will go to the temple as well as I can, with
+my stick.'</p>
+
+<p>"The three disputants, having returned to the assembly, faithfully
+related what had happened. Many praises were bestowed on Abdallah, son
+of Giafar&mdash;on Kais, son of Saad&mdash;and on Arabad, of the tribe of As, but
+the preference was given to Arabad."</p>
+
+<p>The Arabs have several tales of this kind, but our western nations have
+none. Our romances are not in this taste. We have, indeed, several which
+turn upon trick alone, as those of Boccaccio, <i>"Guzman d'Alfarache,"</i>
+"Gil Bias," etc.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>On Job, the Arab.</i></p>
+
+<p>It is clear that the Arabs at least possessed noble and exalted ideas.
+Those who are most conversant with the oriental languages think that the
+Book of Job, which is of the highest antiquity, was composed by an Arab
+of Idumaea. The most clear and indubitable proof is that the Hebrew
+translator has left in his translation more than a hundred Arabic words,
+which, apparently, he did not understand.</p>
+
+<p>Job, the hero of the piece, could not be a Hebrew, for he says, in the
+forty-second chapter, that having been restored to his former
+circumstances, he divided his possessions equally among his sons and
+daughters, which is directly contrary to the Hebrew law.</p>
+
+<p>It is most likely that, if this book had been composed after the period
+at which we place Moses, the author&mdash;who speaks of so many things and is
+not sparing of examples&mdash;would have mentioned some one of the
+astonishing prodigies worked by Moses, which were, doubtless, known to
+all the nations of Asia.</p>
+
+<p>In the very first chapter Satan appears before God and asks permission
+to tempt Job. <i>Satan</i> was unknown in the Pentateuch; it was a Chaldæan
+word; a fresh proof that the Arabian author was in the neighborhood of
+Chaldæa.</p>
+
+<p>It has been thought that he might be a Jew because the Hebrew
+translator has put Jehovah instead of El, or Bel, or Sadai. But what man
+of the least information does not know that the word Jehovah was common
+to the Ph&#339;nicians, the Syrians, the Egyptians, and every people of
+the neighboring countries?</p>
+
+<p>A yet stronger proof&mdash;one to which there is no reply&mdash;is the knowledge
+of astronomy which appears in the Book of Job. Mention is here made of
+the constellations which we call Arcturus, Orion, the Pleiades, and even
+of those of "the chambers of the south." Now, the Hebrews had no
+knowledge of the sphere; they had not even a term to express astronomy;
+but the Arabs, like the Chaldæans, have always been famed for their
+skill in this science.</p>
+
+<p>It does, then, seem to be thoroughly proved that the Book of Job cannot
+have been written by a Jew, and that it was anterior to all the Jewish
+books, Philo and Josephus were too prudent to count it among those of
+the Hebrew canon. It is incontestably an Arabian parable or allegory.</p>
+
+<p>This is not all. We derive from it some knowledge of the customs of the
+ancient world, and especially of Arabia. Here we read of trading with
+the Indies; a commerce which the Arabs have in all ages carried on, but
+which the Jews never even heard of.</p>
+
+<p>Here, too, we see that the art of writing was in great cultivation, and
+that they already made great books.</p>
+
+<p>It cannot be denied that the commentator Calmet, profound as he is,
+violates all the rules of logic in pretending that Job announces the
+immortality of the soul and the resurrection of the body, when he says:</p>
+
+<p>"For I know that my Redeemer liveth. And though after my skin&mdash;worms
+destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God. But ye should say,
+Why persecute we him?&mdash;seeing the root of the matter is found in me. Be
+ye afraid of the sword; for wrath bringeth the punishment of the sword,
+that ye may know there is a judgment."</p>
+
+<p>Can anything be understood by those words, other than his hope of being
+cured? The immortality of the soul, and the resurrection of the body at
+the last day, are truths so indubitably announced in the New Testament,
+and so clearly proved by the fathers and the councils, that there is no
+need to attribute the first knowledge of them to an Arab. These great
+mysteries are not explained in any passage of the Hebrew Pentateuch; how
+then can they be explained in a single verse of Job and that in so
+obscure a manner? Calmet has no better reason for seeing in the words of
+Job the immortality of the soul, and the general resurrection, than he
+would have for discovering a disgraceful disease in the malady with
+which he was afflicted. Neither physics nor logic take the part of this
+commentator.</p>
+
+<p>As for this allegorical Book of Job: it being manifestly Arabian, we are
+at liberty to say that it has neither justness, method, nor precision.
+Yet it is perhaps the most ancient book that has been written, and the
+most valuable monument that has been found on this side the Euphrates.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ARARAT" id="ARARAT"></a>ARARAT.</h3>
+
+
+<p>This is a mountain of Armenia, on which the ark rested. The question has
+long been agitated, whether the deluge was universal&mdash;whether it
+inundated the whole earth without exception, or only the portion of the
+earth which was then known. Those who have thought that it extended only
+to the tribes then existing, have founded their opinion on the inutility
+of flooding unpeopled lands, which reason seems very plausible. As for
+us, we abide by the Scripture text, without pretending to explain it.
+But we shall take greater liberty with Berosus, an ancient Chaldæan
+writer, of whom there are fragments preserved by Abydenus, quoted by
+Eusebius, and repeated word for word by George Syncellus. From these
+fragments we find that the Orientals of the borders of the Euxine, in
+ancient times, made Armenia the abode of their gods. In this they were
+imitated by the Greeks, who placed their deities on Mount Olympus. Men
+have always confounded human with divine things. Princes built their
+citadels on mountains; therefore they were also made the dwelling place
+of the gods, and became sacred. The summit of Mount Ararat is concealed
+by mists; therefore the gods hid themselves in those mists, sometimes
+vouchsafing to appear to mortals in fine weather.</p>
+
+<p>A god of that country, believed to have been Saturn, appeared one day to
+Xixuter, tenth king of Chaldæa, according to the computation of
+Africanus, Abydenus, and Apollodorus, and said to him:</p>
+
+<p>"On the fifteenth day of the month Oesi, mankind shall be destroyed by a
+deluge. Shut up close all your writings in Sipara, the city of the sun,
+that the memory of things may not be lost. Build a vessel; enter it with
+your relatives and friends; take with you birds and beasts; stock it
+with provisions, and, when you are asked, 'Whither are you going in that
+vessel?' answer, 'To the gods, to beg their favor for mankind.'"</p>
+
+<p>Xixuter built his vessel, which was two stadii wide, and five long; that
+it, its width was two hundred and fifty geometrical paces, and its
+length six hundred and twenty-five. This ship, which was to go upon the
+Black Sea, was a slow sailer. The flood came. When it had ceased Xixuter
+let some of his birds fly out, but, finding nothing to eat, they
+returned to the vessel. A few days afterwards he again set some of his
+birds at liberty, and they returned with mud in their claws. At last
+they went and returned no more. Xixuter did likewise: he quitted his
+ship, which had perched upon a mountain of Armenia, and he was seen no
+more; the gods took him away.</p>
+
+<p>There is probably something historic in this fable. The Euxine
+overflowed its banks, and inundated some portions of territory, and the
+king of Chaldæa hastened to repair the damage. We have in Rabelais tales
+no less ridiculous, founded on some small portion of truth. The ancient
+historians are, for the most part, serious Rabelais.</p>
+
+<p>As for Mount Ararat, it has been asserted that it was one of the
+mountains of Phrygia, and that it was called by a name answering that of
+ark, because it was enclosed by three rivers.</p>
+
+<p>There are thirty opinions respecting this mountain. How shall we
+distinguish the true one? That which the monks now call Ararat, was,
+they say, one of the limits of the terrestrial paradise&mdash;a paradise of
+which we find but few traces. It is a collection of rocks and
+precipices, covered with eternal snows. Tournefort went thither by order
+of Louis XIV. to seek for plants. He says that the whole neighborhood is
+horrible, and the mountain itself still more so; that he found snow four
+feet thick, and quite crystallized, and that there are perpendicular
+precipices on every side.</p>
+
+<p>The Dutch traveller, John Struys, pretends that he went thither also. He
+tells us that he ascended to the very top, to cure a hermit afflicted
+with a rupture.</p>
+
+<p>"His hermitage," says he, "was so distant from the earth that we did not
+reach it until the close of the seventh day, though each day we went
+five leagues." If, in this journey, he was constantly ascending, this
+Mount Ararat must be thirty-five leagues high. In the time of the
+Giants' war, a few Ararats piled one upon another would have made the
+ascent to the moon quite easy. John Struys, moreover, assures us that
+the hermit whom he cured presented him with a cross made of the wood of
+Noah's ark. Tournefort had not this advantage.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ARIANISM" id="ARIANISM"></a>ARIANISM.</h3>
+
+
+<p>The great theological disputes, for twelve hundred years, were all
+Greek. What would Homer, Sophocles, Demosthenes, Archimedes, have said,
+had they witnessed the subtle cavillings which have cost so much blood.</p>
+
+<p>Arius has, even at this day, the honor of being regarded as the inventor
+of his opinion, as Calvin is considered to have been the founder of
+Calvinism. The pride in being the head of a sect is the second of this
+world's vanities; for that of conquest is said to be the first. However,
+it is certain that neither Arius nor Calvin is entitled to the
+melancholy glory of invention. The quarrel about the Trinity existed
+long before Arius took part in it, in the disputatious town of
+Alexandria, where it had been beyond the power of Euclid to make men
+think calmly and justly. There never was a people more frivolous than
+the Alexandrians; in this respect they far exceeded even the Parisians.</p>
+
+<p>There must already have been warm disputes about the Trinity; since the
+patriarch, who composed the "Alexandrian Chronicle," preserved at
+Oxford, assures us that the party embraced by Arius was supported by two
+thousand priests.</p>
+
+<p>We will here, for the reader's convenience, give what is said of Arius
+in a small book which every one may not have at hand: Here is an
+incomprehensible question, which, for more than sixteen hundred years,
+has furnished exercise for curiosity, for sophistic subtlety, for
+animosity, for the spirit of cabal, for the fury of dominion, for the
+rage of persecution, for blind and sanguinary fanaticism, for barbarous
+credulity, and which has produced more horrors than the ambition of
+princes, which ambition has occasioned very many. Is Jesus the Word? If
+He be the Word, did He emanate from God in time or before time? If He
+emanated from God, is He coeternal and consubstantial with Him, or is He
+of a similar substance? Is He distinct from Him, or is He not? Is He
+made or begotten? Can He beget in his turn? Has He paternity? or
+productive virtue without paternity? Is the Holy Ghost made? or
+begotten? or produced? or proceeding from the Father? or proceeding from
+the Son? or proceeding from both? Can He beget? can He produce? is His
+hypostasis consubstantial with the hypostasis of the Father and the Son?
+and how is it that, having the same nature&mdash;the same essence as the
+Father and the Son, He cannot do the same things done by these persons
+who are Himself?</p>
+
+<p>These questions, so far above reason, certainly needed the decision of
+an infallible church. The Christians sophisticated, cavilled, hated, and
+excommunicated one another, for some of these dogmas inaccessible to
+human intellect, before the time of Arius and Athanasius. The Egyptian
+Greeks were remarkably clever; they would split a hair into four, but on
+this occasion they split it only into three. Alexandros, bishop of
+Alexandria, thought proper to preach that God, being necessarily
+individual&mdash;single&mdash;a monad in the strictest sense of the word, this
+monad is triune.</p>
+
+<p>The priest Arius, whom we call Arius, was quite scandalized by
+Alexandros's monad, and explained the thing in quite a different way. He
+cavilled in part like the priest Sabellius, who had cavilled like the
+Phrygian Praxeas, who was a great caviller. Alexandros quickly assembled
+a small council of those of his own opinion, and excommunicated his
+priest. Eusebius, bishop of Nicomedia, took the part of Arius. Thus the
+whole Church was in a flame.</p>
+
+<p>The Emperor Constantine was a villain; I confess it&mdash;a parricide, who
+had smothered his wife in a bath, cut his son's throat, assassinated his
+father-in-law, his brother-in-law, and his nephew; I cannot deny it&mdash;a
+man puffed up with pride and immersed in pleasure; granted&mdash;a detestable
+tyrant, like his children; <i>transeat</i>&mdash;but he was a man of sense. He
+would not have obtained the empire, and subdued all his rivals, had he
+not reasoned justly.</p>
+
+<p>When he saw the flames of civil war lighted among the scholastic brains,
+he sent the celebrated Bishop Osius with dissuasive letters to the two
+belligerent parties. "You are great fools," he expressly tells them in
+this letter, "to quarrel about things which you do not understand. It is
+unworthy the gravity of your ministry to make so much noise about so
+trifling a matter."</p>
+
+<p>By "so trifling a matter," Constantine meant not what regards the
+Divinity, but the incomprehensible manner in which they were striving to
+explain the nature of the Divinity. The Arabian patriarch, who wrote the
+history of the Church of Alexandria, makes Osius, on presenting the
+emperor's letter, speak in nearly the following words:</p>
+
+<p>"My brethren, Christianity is just beginning to enjoy the blessings of
+peace, and you would plunge it into eternal discord. The emperor has but
+too much reason to tell you that you quarrel about a very trifling
+matter. Certainly, had the object of the dispute been essential, Jesus
+Christ, whom we all acknowledge as our legislator, would have mentioned
+it. God would not have sent His Son on earth, to return without teaching
+us our catechism. Whatever He has not expressly told us is the work of
+men and error is their portion. Jesus has commanded you to love one
+another, and you begin by hating one another and stirring up discord in
+the empire. Pride alone has given birth to these disputes, and Jesus,
+your Master, has commanded you to be humble. Not one among you can know
+whether Jesus is made or begotten. And in what does His nature concern
+you, provided your own is to be just and reasonable? What has the vain
+science of words to do with the morality which should guide your
+actions? You cloud our doctrines with mysteries&mdash;you, who were designed
+to strengthen religion by your virtues. Would you leave the Christian
+religion a mass of sophistry? Did Christ come for this? Cease to
+dispute, humble yourselves, edify one another, clothe the naked, feed
+the hungry, and pacify the quarrels of families, instead of giving
+scandal to the whole empire by your dissensions."</p>
+
+<p>But Osius addressed an obstinate audience. The Council of Nice was
+assembled and the Roman Empire was torn by a spiritual civil war. This
+war brought on others and mutual persecution has continued from age to
+age, unto this day.</p>
+
+<p>The melancholy part of the affair was that as soon as the council was
+ended the persecution began; but Constantine, when he opened it, did not
+yet know how he should act, nor upon whom the persecution should fall.
+He was not a Christian, though he was at the head of the Christians.
+Baptism alone then constituted Christianity, and he had not been
+baptized; he had even rebuilt the Temple of Concord at Rome. It was,
+doubtless, perfectly indifferent to him whether Alexander of Alexandria,
+or Eusebius of Nicomedia, and the priest Arius, were right or wrong; it
+is quite evident, from the letter given above, that he had a profound
+contempt for the dispute.</p>
+
+<p>But there happened that which always happens and always will happen in
+every court. The enemies of those who were afterwards named Arians
+accused Eusebius of Nicomedia of having formerly taken part with
+Licinius against the emperor. "<i>I</i> have proofs of it," said Constantine
+in his letter to the Church of Nicomedia, "from the priests and deacons
+in his train whom I have taken," etc.</p>
+
+<p>Thus, from the time of the first great council, intrigue, cabal, and
+persecution were established, together with the tenets of the Church,
+without the power to derogate from their sanctity. Constantine gave the
+chapels of those who did not believe in the consubstantiality to those
+who did believe in it; confiscated the property of the dissenters to his
+own profit, and used his despotic power to exile Arius and his
+partisans, who were not then the strongest. It has even been said that
+of his own private authority he condemned to death whosoever should not
+burn the writings of Arius; but this is not true. Constantine, prodigal
+as he was of human blood, did not carry his cruelty to so mad and absurd
+an excess as to order his executioners to assassinate the man who should
+keep an heretical book, while he suffered the heresiarch to live.</p>
+
+<p>At court everything soon changes. Several non-consubstantial bishops,
+with some of the eunuchs and the women, spoke in favor of Arius, and
+obtained the reversal of the <i>lettre de cachet</i>. The same thing has
+repeatedly happened in our modern courts on similar occasions.</p>
+
+<p>The celebrated Eusebius, bishop of Cæsarea, known by his writings, which
+evince no great discernment, strongly accused Eustatius, bishop of
+Antioch, of being a Sabellian; and Eustatius accused Eusebius of being
+an Arian. A council was assembled at Antioch; Eusebius gained his cause;
+Eustatius was displaced; and the See of Antioch was offered to Eusebius,
+who would not accept it; the two parties armed against each other, and
+this was the prelude to controversial warfare. Constantine, who had
+banished Arius for not believing in the consubstantial Son, now banished
+Eustatius for believing in Him; nor are such revolutions uncommon.</p>
+
+<p>St. Athanasius was then bishop of Alexandria. He would not admit Arius,
+whom the emperor had sent thither, into the town, saying that "Arius was
+excommunicated; that an excommunicated man ought no longer to have
+either home or country; that he could neither eat nor sleep anywhere;
+and that it was better to obey God than man." A new council was
+forthwith held at Tyre, and new <i>lettres de cachet</i> were issued.
+Athanasius was removed by the Tyrian fathers and banished to Trèves.
+Thus Arius, and Athanasius, his greatest enemy, were condemned in turn
+by a man who was not yet a Christian:</p>
+
+<p>The two factions alike employed artifice, fraud, and calumny, according
+to the old and eternal usage. Constantine left them to dispute and
+cabal, for he had other occupations. It was at that time that this <i>good
+prince</i> assassinated his son, his wife, and his nephew, the young
+Licinius, the hope of the empire, who was not yet twelve years old.</p>
+
+<p>Under Constantine, Arius' party was constantly victorious. The opposite
+party has unblushingly written that one day St. Macarius, one of the
+most ardent followers of Athanasius, knowing that Arius was on the way
+to the cathedral of Constantinople, followed by several of his brethren,
+prayed so ardently to God to confound this heresiarch that God could not
+resist the prayer; and immediately all Arius' bowels passed through his
+fundament&mdash;which is impossible. But at length Arius died.</p>
+
+<p>Constantine followed him a year afterwards, and it is said he died of
+leprosy. Julian, in his "Cæsars," says that baptism, which this emperor
+received a few hours before his death, cured no one of this distemper.</p>
+
+<p>As his children reigned after him the flattery of the Roman people, who
+had long been slaves, was carried to such an excess that those of the
+old religion made him a god, and those of the new made him a saint. His
+feast was long kept, together with that of his mother.</p>
+
+<p>After his death, the troubles caused by the single word "consubstantial"
+agitated the empire with renewed violence. Constantius, son and
+successor to Constantine, imitated all his father's cruelties, and,
+like him, held councils&mdash;which councils anathematized one another.
+Athanasius went over all Europe and Asia to support his party, but the
+Eusebians overwhelmed him. Banishment, imprisonment, tumult, murder, and
+assassination signalized the close of the reign of Constantius. Julian,
+the Church's mortal enemy, did his utmost to restore peace to the
+Church, but was unsuccessful. Jovian, and after him Valentinian, gave
+entire liberty of conscience, but the two parties accepted it only as
+the liberty to exercise their hatred and their fury.</p>
+
+<p>Theodosius declared for the Council of Nice, but the Empress Justina,
+who reigned in Italy, Illyria, and Africa, as guardian of the young
+Valentinian, proscribed the great Council of Nice; and soon after the
+Goths, Vandals, and Burgundians, who spread themselves over so many
+provinces, finding Arianism established in them, embraced it in order to
+govern the conquered nations by the religion of those nations.</p>
+
+<p>But the Nicæan faith having been received by the Gauls, their conqueror,
+Clovis, followed that communion for the very same reason that the other
+barbarians had professed the faith of Arius.</p>
+
+<p>In Italy, the great Theodoric kept peace between the two parties, and at
+last the Nicæan formula prevailed in the east and in the west. Arianism
+reappeared about the middle of the sixteenth century, favored by the
+religious disputes which then divided Europe; and it reappeared, armed
+with new strength and a still greater incredulity. Forty gentlemen of
+Vicenza formed an academy, in which such tenets only were established as
+appeared necessary to make men Christians. Jesus was acknowledged as the
+Word, as Saviour, and as Judge; but His divinity, His consubstantiality,
+and even the Trinity, were denied.</p>
+
+<p>Of these dogmatizers, the principal were Lælius Socinus, Ochin, Pazuta,
+and Gentilis, who were joined by Servetus. The unfortunate dispute of
+the latter with Calvin is well known; they carried on for some time an
+interchange of abuse by letter. Servetus was so imprudent as to pass
+through Geneva, on his way to Germany. Calvin was cowardly enough to
+have him arrested, and barbarous enough to have him condemned to be
+roasted by a slow fire&mdash;the same punishment which Calvin himself had
+narrowly escaped in France. Nearly all the theologians of that time were
+by turns persecuting and persecuted, executioners and victims.</p>
+
+<p>The same Calvin solicited the death of Gentilis at Geneva. He found five
+advocates to subscribe that Gentilis deserved to perish in the flames.
+Such horrors were worthy of that abominable age. Gentilis was put in
+prison, and was on the point of being burned like Servetus, but he was
+better advised than the Spaniard; he retracted, bestowed the most
+ridiculous praises on Calvin, and was saved. But he had afterwards the
+ill fortune, through not having made terms with a bailiff of the canton
+of Berne, to be arrested as an Arian. There were witnesses who deposed
+that he had said that the words <i>trinity, essence, hypostasis</i> were not
+to be found in the Scriptures, and on this deposition the judges, who
+were as ignorant of the meaning of <i>hypostasis</i> as himself, condemned
+him, without at all arguing the question, to lose his head.</p>
+
+<p>Faustus Socinus, nephew to Lælius Socinus, and his companions were more
+fortunate in Germany. They penetrated into Silesia and Poland, founded
+churches there, wrote, preached, and were successful, but at length,
+their religion being divested of almost every mystery, and a
+philosophical and peaceful, rather than a militant sect, they were
+abandoned; and the Jesuits, who had more influence, persecuted and
+dispersed them.</p>
+
+<p>The remains of this sect in Poland, Germany, and Holland keep quiet and
+concealed; but in England the sect has reappeared with greater strength
+and éclat. The great Newton and Locke embraced it. Samuel Clarke, the
+celebrated rector of St. James, and author of an excellent book on the
+existence of God, openly declared himself an Arian, and his disciples
+are very numerous. He would never attend his parish church on the day
+when the Athanasian Creed was recited. In the course of this work will
+be seen the subtleties which all these obstinate persons, who were not
+so much Christians as philosophers, opposed to the purity of the
+Catholic faith.</p>
+
+<p>Although among the theologians of London there was a large flock of
+Arians, the public mind there has been more occupied by the great
+mathematical truths discovered by Newton, and the metaphysical wisdom of
+Locke. Disputes on consubstantiality appear very dull to philosophers.
+The same thing happened to Newton in England as to Corneille in France,
+whose <i>"Pertharite,"</i> "<i>Théodore,</i>" and <i>"Recueil de Vers"</i> were
+forgotten, while <i>"Cinna"</i> was alone thought of. Newton was looked upon
+as God's interpreter, in the calculation of fluxions, the laws of
+gravitation, and the nature of light. On his death, his pall was borne
+by the peers and the chancellor of the realm, and his remains were laid
+near the tombs of the kings&mdash;than whom he is more revered. Servetus, who
+is said to have discovered the circulation of the blood, was roasted by
+a slow fire, in a little town of the Allobroges, ruled by a theologian
+of Picardy.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ARISTEAS" id="ARISTEAS"></a>ARISTEAS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Shall men forever be deceived in the most indifferent as well as the
+most serious things? A pretended Aristeas would make us believe that he
+had the Old Testament translated into Greek for the use of Ptolemy
+Philadelphus&mdash;just as the Duke de Montausier had commentaries written on
+the best Latin authors for the dauphin, who made no use of them.</p>
+
+<p>According to this Aristeas, Ptolemy, burning with desire to be
+acquainted with the Jewish books, and to know those laws which the
+meanest Jew in Alexandria could have translated for fifty crowns,
+determined to send a solemn embassy to the high-priest of the Jews of
+Jerusalem; to deliver a hundred and twenty thousand Jewish slaves, whom
+his father, Ptolemy Soter, had made prisoners in Judæa, and in order to
+assist them in performing the journey agreeably, to give them about
+forty crowns each of our money&mdash;amounting in the whole to fourteen
+millions four hundred thousand of our livres, or about five hundred and
+seventy-six thousand pounds.</p>
+
+<p>Ptolemy did not content himself with this unheard-of liberality. He sent
+to the temple a large table of massive gold, enriched all over with
+precious stones, and had engraved upon it a chart of the Meander, a
+river of Phrygia, the course of which river was marked with rubies and
+emeralds. It is obvious how charming such a chart of the Meander must
+have been to the Jews. This table was loaded with two immense golden
+vases, still more richly worked. He also gave thirty other golden and an
+infinite number of silver vases. Never was a book so dearly paid for;
+the whole Vatican library might be had for a less amount.</p>
+
+<p>Eleazar, the pretended high-priest of Jerusalem, sent ambassadors in his
+turn, who presented only a letter written upon fine vellum in characters
+of gold. It was an act worthy of the Jews, to give a bit of parchment
+for about thirty millions of livres. Ptolemy was so much delighted with
+Eleazar's style that he shed tears of joy.</p>
+
+<p>The ambassador dined with the king and the chief priests of Egypt. When
+grace was to be said, the Egyptians yielded the honor to the Jews. With
+these ambassadors came seventy-two interpreters, six from each of the
+twelve tribes, who had all learned Greek perfectly at Jerusalem. It is
+really a pity that of these twelve tribes ten were entirely lost, and
+had disappeared from the face of the earth so many ages before; but
+Eleazar, the high-priest, found them again, on purpose to send
+translators to Ptolemy.</p>
+
+<p>The seventy-two interpreters were shut up in the island of Pharos. Each
+of them completed his translation in seventy-two days, and all the
+translations were found to be word for word alike. This is called the
+Septuagint or translation of the seventy, though it should have been
+called the translation of the seventy-two.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as the king had received these books he worshipped them&mdash;he was
+so good a Jew. Each interpreter received three talents of gold, and
+there were sent to the high-sacrificer&mdash;in return for his parchment&mdash;ten
+couches of silver, a crown of gold, censers and cups of gold, a vase of
+thirty talents of silver&mdash;that is, of the weight of about sixty thousand
+crowns&mdash;with ten purple robes, and a hundred pieces of the finest linen.</p>
+
+<p>Nearly all this fine story is faithfully repeated by the historian
+Josephus, who never exaggerates anything. St. Justin improves upon
+Josephus. He says that Ptolemy applied to King Herod, and not to the
+high-priest Eleazar. He makes Ptolemy send two ambassadors to
+Herod&mdash;which adds much to the marvellousness of the tale, for we know
+that Herod was not born until long after the reign of Ptolemy
+Philadelphus.</p>
+
+<p>It is needless to point out the profusion of anachronisms in these and
+all such romances, or the swarm of contradictions and enormous blunders
+into which the Jewish author falls in every sentence; yet this fable was
+regarded for ages as an incontestable truth; and, the better to exercise
+the credulity of the human mind, every writer who repeated it added or
+retrenched in his own way, so that, to believe it all, it was necessary
+to believe it in a hundred different ways. Some smile at these
+absurdities which whole nations have swallowed, while others sigh over
+the imposture. The infinite diversity of these falsehoods multiplies the
+followers of Democritus and Heraclitus.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ARISTOTLE" id="ARISTOTLE"></a>ARISTOTLE.</h3>
+
+
+<p>It is not to be believed that Alexander's preceptor, chosen by Philip,
+was wrong-headed and pedantic. Philip was assuredly a judge, being
+himself well informed, and the rival of Demosthenes in eloquence.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Aristotle's Logic.</i></p>
+
+<p>Aristotle's logic&mdash;his art of reasoning&mdash;is so much the more to be
+esteemed as he had to deal with the Greeks, who were continually holding
+captious arguments, from which fault his master Plato was even less
+exempt than others.</p>
+
+<p>Take, for example, the article by which, in the <i>"Phædon"</i> Plato proves
+the immortality of the soul:</p>
+
+<p>"Do you not say that death is the opposite of life? Yes. And that they
+spring from each other? Yes. What, then, is it that springs from the
+living? The dead. And what from the dead? The living. It is, then, from
+the dead that all living creatures arise. Consequently, souls exist
+after death in the infernal regions."</p>
+
+<p>Sure and unerring rules were wanted to unravel this extraordinary
+nonsense, which, through Plato's reputation, fascinated the minds of
+men. It was necessary to show that Plato gave a loose meaning to all his
+words.</p>
+
+<p>Death does not spring from life, but the living man ceases to live. The
+living springs not from the dead, but from a living man who subsequently
+dies. Consequently, the conclusion that all living things spring from
+dead ones is ridiculous.</p>
+
+<p>From this conclusion you draw another, which is no way included in the
+premises, that souls are in the infernal regions after death. It should
+first have been proved that dead bodies are in the infernal regions, and
+that the souls accompany them.</p>
+
+<p>There is not a correct word in your argument. You should have said&mdash;That
+which thinks has no parts; that which has no parts is indestructible:
+therefore, the thinking faculty in us, having no parts, is
+indestructible. Or&mdash;the body dies because it is divisible; the soul is
+indivisible; therefore it does not die. Then you would at least have
+been understood.</p>
+
+<p>It is the same with all the captious reasonings of the Greeks. A master
+taught rhetoric to his disciple on condition that he should pay him
+after the first cause that he gained. The disciple intended never to pay
+him. He commenced an action against his master, saying: "I will never
+pay you anything, for, if I lose my cause I was not to pay you until I
+had gained it, and if I gain it my demand is that I may not pay you."</p>
+
+<p>The master retorted, saying: "If you lose you must pay; if you gain you
+must also pay; for our bargain is that you shall pay me after the first
+cause that you have gained."</p>
+
+<p>It is evident that all this turns on an ambiguity. Aristotle teaches how
+to remove it, by putting the necessary terms in the argument:</p>
+
+<p>A sum is not due until the day appointed for its payment. The day
+appointed is that when a cause shall have been gained. No cause has yet
+been gained. Therefore the day appointed has not yet arrived. Therefore
+the disciple does not yet owe anything.</p>
+
+<p>But <i>not yet</i> does not mean <i>never</i>. So that the disciple instituted a
+ridiculous action. The master, too, had no right to demand anything,
+since the day appointed had not arrived. He must wait until the disciple
+had pleaded some other cause.</p>
+
+<p>Suppose a conquering people were to stipulate that they would restore to
+the conquered only one-half of their ships; then, having sawed them in
+two, and having thus given back the exact half, were to pretend that
+they had fulfilled the treaty. It is evident that this would be a very
+criminal equivocation.</p>
+
+<p>Aristotle did, then, render a great service to mankind by preventing all
+ambiguity; for this it is which causes all misunderstandings in
+philosophy, in theology, and in public affairs. The pretext for the
+unfortunate war of 1756 was an equivocation respecting Acadia.</p>
+
+<p>It is true that natural good sense, combined with the habit of
+reasoning, may dispense with Aristotle's rules. A man who has a good ear
+and voice may sing well without musical rules, but it is better to know
+them.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>His Physics.</i></p>
+
+<p>They are but little understood, but it is more than probable that
+Aristotle understood himself, and was understood in his own time. We are
+strangers to the language of the Greeks; we do not attach to the same
+words the same ideas.</p>
+
+<p>For instance, when he says, in his seventh chapter, that the principles
+of bodies are matter, privation, and form, he seems to talk egregious
+nonsense; but such is not the case. Matter, with him, is the first
+principle of everything&mdash;the subject of everything&mdash;indifferent to
+everything. Form is essential to its becoming any certain thing.
+Privation is that which distinguishes any being from all those things
+which are not in it. Matter may, indifferently, become a rose or an
+apple; but, when it is an apple or a rose it is deprived of all that
+would make it silver or lead. Perhaps this truth was not worth the
+trouble of repeating; but we have nothing here but what is quite
+intelligible, and nothing at all impertinent.</p>
+
+<p>The "act of that which is in power" also seems a ridiculous phrase,
+though it is no more so than the one just noticed. Matter may become
+whatever you will&mdash;fire, earth, water, vapor, metal, mineral, animal,
+tree, flower. This is all that is meant by the expression, <i>act in
+power</i>. So that there was nothing ridiculous to the Greeks in saying
+that motion was an act of power, since matter may be moved; and it is
+very likely that Aristotle understood thereby that motion was not
+essential to matter.</p>
+
+<p>Aristotle's physics must necessarily have been very bad in detail. This
+was common to all philosophers until the time when the Galileos, the
+Torricellis, the Guerickes, the Drebels, and the Academy del Cimento
+began to make experiments. Natural philosophy is a mine which cannot be
+explored without instruments that were unknown to the ancients. They
+remained on the brink of the abyss, and reasoned upon without seeing its
+contents.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Aristotle's Treatise on Animals.</i></p>
+
+<p>His researches relative to animals formed, on the contrary, the best
+book of antiquity, because here Aristotle made use of his eyes.
+Alexander furnished him with all the rare animals of Europe, Asia, and
+Africa. This was one fruit of his conquests. In this way that hero spent
+immense sums, which at this day would terrify all the guardians of the
+royal treasury, and which should immortalize Alexander's glory, of which
+we have already spoken.</p>
+
+<p>At the present day a hero, when he has the misfortune to make war, can
+scarcely give any encouragement to the sciences; he must borrow money of
+a Jew, and consult other Jews in order to make the substance of his
+subjects flow into his coffer of the Danaides, whence it escapes through
+a thousand openings. Alexander sent to Aristotle elephants,
+rhinoceroses, tigers, lions, crocodiles, gazelles, eagles, ostriches,
+etc.; and we, when by chance a rare animal is brought to our fairs, go
+and admire it for sixpence, and it dies before we know anything about
+it.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Of the Eternal World.</i></p>
+
+<p>Aristotle expressly maintains, in his book on heaven, chap, xi., that
+the world is eternal. This was the opinion of all antiquity, excepting
+the Epicureans. He admitted a God&mdash;a first mover&mdash;and defined Him to be
+"one, eternal, immovable, indivisible, without qualities."</p>
+
+<p>He must, therefore, have regarded the world as emanating from God, as
+the light emanates from the sun, and is co-existent with it. About the
+celestial spheres he was as ignorant as all the rest of the
+philosophers. Copernicus was not yet come.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>His Metaphysics.</i></p>
+
+<p>God being the first mover, He gives motion to the soul. But what is God,
+and what is the soul, according to him? The soul is an <i>entelechia</i>. "It
+is," says he, "a principle and an act&mdash;a nourishing, feeling, and
+reasoning power." This can only mean that we have the faculties of
+nourishing ourselves, of feeling, and of reasoning. The Greeks no more
+knew what an <i>entelechia</i> was than do the South Sea islanders; nor have
+our doctors any more knowledge of what a soul is.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>His Morals.</i></p>
+
+<p>Aristotle's morals, like all others, are good, for there are not two
+systems of morality. Those of Confucius, of Zoroaster, of Pythagoras, of
+Aristotle, of Epictetus, of Antoninus, are absolutely the same. God has
+placed in every breast the knowledge of good, with some inclination for
+evil.</p>
+
+<p>Aristotle says that to be virtuous three things are necessary&mdash;nature,
+reason, and habit; and nothing is more true. Without a good disposition,
+virtue is too difficult; reason strengthens it; and habit renders good
+actions as familiar as a daily exercise to which one is accustomed.</p>
+
+<p>He enumerates all the virtues, and does not fail to place friendship
+among them. He distinguishes friendship between equals, between
+relatives, between guests, and between lovers. Friendship springing from
+the rights of hospitality is no longer known among us. That which, among
+the ancients, was the sacred bond of society is, with us, nothing but an
+innkeeper's reckoning; and as for lovers, it is very rarely nowadays
+that virtue has anything to do with love. We think we owe nothing to a
+woman to whom we have a thousand times promised everything.</p>
+
+<p>It is a melancholy reflection that our first thinkers have never ranked
+friendship among the virtues&mdash;have rarely recommended friendship; but,
+on the contrary, have often seemed to breathe enmity, like tyrants, who
+dread all associations.</p>
+
+<p>It is, moreover, with very good reason that Aristotle places all the
+virtues between the two extremes. He was, perhaps, the first who
+assigned them this place. He expressly says that piety is the medium
+between atheism and superstition.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>His Rhetoric.</i></p>
+
+<p>It was probably his rules for rhetoric and poetry that Cicero and
+Quintilian had in view. Cicero, in his "Orator" says that "no one had
+more science, sagacity, invention, or judgment." Quintilian goes so far
+as to praise, not only the extent of his knowledge, but also the suavity
+of his elocution&mdash;<i>suavitatem eloquendi.</i></p>
+
+<p>Aristotle would have an orator well informed respecting laws, finances,
+treaties, fortresses, garrisons, provisions, and merchandise. The
+orators in the parliaments of England, the diets of Poland, the states
+of Sweden, the <i>pregadi</i> of Venice, etc., would not find these lessons
+of Aristotle unprofitable; to other nations, perhaps, they would be so.
+He would have his orator know the passions and manners of men, and the
+humors of every condition.</p>
+
+<p>I think there is not a single nicety of the art which has escaped him.
+He particularly commends the citing of instances where public affairs
+are spoken of; nothing has so great an effect on the minds of men.</p>
+
+<p>What he says on this subject proves that he wrote his "Rhetoric" long
+before Alexander was appointed captain-general of the Greeks against the
+great king.</p>
+
+<p>"If," says he, "any one had to prove to the Greeks that it is to their
+interest to oppose the enterprises of the king of Persia, and to prevent
+him from making himself master of Egypt, he should first remind them
+that Darius Ochus would not attack Greece until Egypt was in his power;
+he should remark that Xerxes had pursued the same course; he should add
+that it was not to be doubted that Darius Codomannus would do the same;
+and that, therefore, they must not suffer him to take possession of
+Egypt."</p>
+
+<p>He even permits, in speeches delivered to great assemblies, the
+introduction of parables and fables; they always strike the multitude.
+He relates some ingenious ones, which are of the highest antiquity, as
+the horse that implored the assistance of man to avenge himself on the
+stag, and became a slave through having sought a protector.</p>
+
+<p>It may be remarked that, in the second book, where he treats of arguing
+from the greater to the less, he gives an example which plainly shows
+what was the opinion of Greece, and probably of Asia, respecting the
+extent of the power of the gods.</p>
+
+<p>"If," says he, "it be true that the gods themselves, enlightened as they
+are, cannot know everything, much less can men." This passage clearly
+proves that omniscience was not then attributed to the Divinity. It was
+conceived that the gods could not know what was not; the future was not,
+therefore it seemed impossible that they should know it. This is the
+opinion of the Socinians at the present day.</p>
+
+<p>But to return to Aristotle's "Rhetoric." What I shall chiefly remark on
+in his book on elocution and diction is the good sense with which he
+condemns those who would be poets in prose. He would have pathos, but he
+banishes bombast, and proscribes useless epithets. Indeed, Demosthenes
+and Cicero, who followed his precepts, never affected the poetic style
+in their speeches. "The style," says Aristotle, "must always be
+conformable to the subject."</p>
+
+<p>Nothing can be more misplaced than to speak of physics poetically, and
+lavish figure and ornament where there should be only method, clearness,
+and truth. It is the quackery of a man who would pass off false systems
+under cover of an empty noise of words. Weak minds are caught by the
+bait, and strong minds disdain it.</p>
+
+<p>Among us the funeral oration has taken possession of the poetic style in
+prose; but this branch of oratory, consisting almost entirely of
+exaggeration, seems privileged to borrow the ornaments of poetry.</p>
+
+<p>The writers of romances have sometimes taken this licence. La Calprenède
+was, I think, the first who thus transposed the limits of the arts, and
+abused this facility. The author of "Telemachus" was pardoned through
+consideration for Homer, whom he imitated, though he could not make
+verses, and still more in consideration of his morality, in which he
+infinitely surpasses Homer, who has none at all. But he owed his
+popularity chiefly to the criticism on the pride of Louis XIV. and the
+harshness of Louvois, which, it was thought, were discoverable in
+"Telemachus."</p>
+
+<p>Be this as it may, nothing can be a better proof of Aristotle's good
+sense and good taste than his having assigned to everything its proper
+place.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Aristotle on Poetry.</i></p>
+
+<p>Where, in our modern nations, shall we find a natural philosopher, a
+geometrician, a metaphysician, or even a moralist who has spoken well on
+the subject of poetry? They teem with the names of Homer, Virgil,
+Sophocles, Ariosto, Tasso, and so many others who have charmed the world
+by the harmonious productions of their genius, but they feel not their
+beauties; or if they feel them they would annihilate them.</p>
+
+<p>How ridiculous is it in Pascal to say: "As we say poetical beauty, we
+should likewise say geometrical beauty, and medicinal beauty. Yet we do
+not say so, and the reason is that we well know what is the object of
+geometry, and what is the object of medicine, but we do not know in what
+the peculiar charm&mdash;which is the object of poetry&mdash;consists. We know not
+what that natural model is which must be imitated; and for want of this
+knowledge we have invented certain fantastic terms, as age of gold,
+wonder of the age, fatal wreath, fair star, etc. And this jargon we call
+poetic beauty."</p>
+
+<p>The pitifulness of this passage is sufficiently obvious. We know that
+there is nothing beautiful in a medicine, nor in the properties of a
+triangle; and that we apply the term "beautiful" only to that which
+raises admiration in our minds and gives pleasure to our senses. Thus
+reasons Aristotle; and Pascal here reasons very ill. Fatal wreath, fair
+star, have never been poetic beauties. If he wished to know what is
+poetic beauty, he had only to read.</p>
+
+<p>Nicole wrote against the stage, about which he had not a single idea;
+and was seconded by one Dubois, who was as ignorant of the <i>belles
+lettres</i> as himself.</p>
+
+<p>Even Montesquieu, in his amusing "Persian Letters," has the petty vanity
+to think that Homer and Virgil are nothing in comparison with one who
+imitates with spirit and success Dufrénoy's <i>"Siamois,"</i> and fills his
+book with bold assertions, without which it would not have been read.
+"What," says he, "are epic poems? I know them not. I despise the lyric
+as much as I esteem the tragic poets." He should not, however, have
+despised Pindar and Horace quite so much. Aristotle did not despise
+Pindar.</p>
+
+<p>Descartes did, it is true, write for Queen Christina a little
+<i>divertissement</i> in verse, which was quite worthy of his <i>matière
+cannelée</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Malebranche could not distinguish Corneille's <i>"Qu'il mourût"</i> from a
+line of Jodèle's or Garnier's.</p>
+
+<p>What a man, then, was Aristotle, who traced the rules of tragedy with
+the same hand with which he had laid down those of dialectics, of
+morals, of politics, and lifted, as far as he found it possible, the
+great veil of nature!</p>
+
+<p>To his fourth chapter on poetry Boileau is indebted for these fine
+lines:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Il n'est point de serpent, ni de monstre odieux</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Qui, par l'art imité, ne puisse plaire aux yeux.</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>D'un pinceau délicat l'artifice agréable</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Du plus affreux object fait un objet aimable;</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Ainsi, pour nous charmer, la tragédie eut pleurs</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>D'&#338;dipe tout-sanglant fit parler les douleurs.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Each horrid shape, each object of affright,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Nice imitation teaches to delight;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">So does the skilful painter's pleasing art</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Attractions to the darkest form impart;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">So does the tragic Muse, dissolved in tears.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">With tales of woe and sorrow charm our ears.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Aristotle says: "Imitation and harmony have produced poetry. We see
+terrible animals, dead or dying men, in a picture, with
+pleasure&mdash;objects which in nature would inspire us only with fear and
+sorrow. The better they are imitated the more complete is our
+satisfaction."</p>
+
+<p>This fourth chapter of Aristotle's reappears almost entire in Horace and
+Boileau. The laws which he gives in the following chapters are at this
+day those of our good writers, excepting only what relates to the
+choruses and music. His idea that tragedy was instituted to purify the
+passions has been warmly combated; but if he meant, as I believe he did,
+that an incestuous love might be subdued by witnessing the misfortune of
+Phædra, or anger be repressed by beholding the melancholy example of
+Ajax, there is no longer any difficulty.</p>
+
+<p>This philosopher expressly commands that there be always the heroic in
+tragedy and the ridiculous in comedy. This is a rule from which it is,
+perhaps, now becoming too customary to depart.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ARMS_ARMIES" id="ARMS_ARMIES"></a>ARMS&mdash;ARMIES.</h3>
+
+
+<p>It is worthy of consideration that there have been and still are, upon
+the earth societies without armies. The Brahmins, who long governed
+nearly all the great Indian Chersonesus; the primitives, called Quakers,
+who governed Pennsylvania; some American tribes, some in the centre of
+Africa, the Samoyedes, the Laplanders, the Kamchadales, have never
+marched with colors flying to destroy their neighbors.</p>
+
+<p>The Brahmins were the most considerable of all these pacific nations;
+their caste, which is so ancient, which is still existing, and compared
+with which all other institutions are quite recent, is a prodigy which
+cannot be sufficiently admired. Their religion and their policy always
+concurred in abstaining from the shedding of blood, even of that of the
+meanest animal. Where such is the regime, subjugation is easy; they have
+been subjugated, but have not changed.</p>
+
+<p>The Pennsylvanians never had an army; they always held war in
+abhorrence.</p>
+
+<p>Several of the American tribes did not know what an army was until the
+Spaniards came to exterminate them all. The people on the borders of the
+Icy Sea are ignorant alike of armies, of the god of armies, of
+battalions, and of squadrons.</p>
+
+<p>Besides these populations, the priests and monks do not bear arms in
+any country&mdash;at least when they observe the laws of their institution.</p>
+
+<p>It is only among Christians that there have been religious societies
+established for the purpose of fighting&mdash;as the Knights Templars, the
+Knights of St. John, the Knights of the Teutonic Order, the Knights
+Swordbearers. These religious orders were instituted in imitation of the
+Levites, who fought like the rest of the Jewish tribes.</p>
+
+<p>Neither armies nor arms were the same in antiquity as at present. The
+Egyptians hardly ever had cavalry. It would have been of little use in a
+country intersected by canals, inundated during five months of the year,
+and miry during five more. The inhabitants of a great part of Asia used
+chariots of war.</p>
+
+<p>They are mentioned in the annals of China. Confucius says that in his
+time each governor of a province furnished to the emperor a thousand war
+chariots, each drawn by four horses. The Greeks and Trojans fought in
+chariots drawn by two horses.</p>
+
+<p>Cavalry and chariots were unknown to the Jews in a mountainous tract,
+where their first king, when he was elected, had nothing but she-asses.
+Thirty sons of Jair, princes of thirty cities, according to the text
+(Judges, x, 4), rode each upon an ass. Saul, afterwards king of Judah,
+had only she-asses; and the sons of David all fled upon mules when
+Absalom had slain his brother Amnon. Absalom was mounted on a mule in
+the battle which he fought against his father's troops; which proves,
+according to the Jewish historians, either that mares were beginning to
+be used in Palestine, or that they were already rich enough there to buy
+mules from the neighboring country.</p>
+
+<p>The Greeks made but little use of cavalry. It was chiefly with the
+Macedonian phalanx that Alexander gained the battles which laid Persia
+at his feet. It was the Roman infantry that subjugated the greater part
+of the world. At the battle of Pharsalia, Cæsar had but one thousand
+horsemen.</p>
+
+<p>It is not known at what time the Indians and the Africans first began to
+march elephants at the head of their armies. We cannot read without
+surprise of Hannibal's elephants crossing the Alps, which were much
+harder to pass then than they are now.</p>
+
+<p>There have long been disputes about the disposition of the Greek and
+Roman armies, their arms, and their evolutions. Each one has given his
+plan of the battles of Zama and Pharsalia.</p>
+
+<p>The commentator Calmet, a Benedictine, has printed three great volumes
+of his "Dictionary of the Bible," in which, the better to explain God's
+commandments, are inserted a hundred engravings, where you see plans of
+battles and sieges in copper-plate. The God of the Jews was the God of
+armies, but Calmet was not His secretary; he cannot have known, but by
+revelation, how the armies of the Amalekites, the Moabites, the Syrians,
+and the Philistines were arranged on the days of general murder. These
+plates of carnage, designed at a venture, made his hook five or six
+louis dearer, but made it no better.</p>
+
+<p>It is a great question whether the Franks, whom the Jesuit Daniel calls
+French by anticipation, used bows and arrows in their armies, and
+whether they had helmets and cuirasses.</p>
+
+<p>Supposing that they went to combat almost naked, and armed, as they are
+said to have been, with only a small carpenter's ax, a sword, and a
+knife, we must infer that the Romans, masters of Gaul, so easily
+conquered by Clovis, had lost all their ancient valor, and that the
+Gauls were as willing to be subject to a small number of Franks as to a
+small number of Romans. Warlike accoutrements have since changed, as
+everything else changes.</p>
+
+<p>In the days of knights, squires, and varlets, the armed forces of
+Germany, France, Italy, England, and Spain consisted almost entirely of
+horsemen, who, as well as their horses, were covered with steel. The
+infantry performed the functions rather of pioneers than of soldiers.
+But the English always had good archers among their foot, which
+contributed, in a great measure, to their gaining almost every battle.</p>
+
+<p>Who would believe that armies nowadays do but make experiments in
+natural philosophy? A soldier would be much astonished if some learned
+man were to say to him:</p>
+
+<p>"My friend, you are a better machinist than Archimedes. Five parts of
+saltpetre, one of sulphur, and one of <i>carbo ligneus</i> have been
+separately prepared. Your saltpetre dissolved, well filtered, well
+evaporated, well crystallized, well turned, well dried, has been
+incorporated with the yellow purified sulphur. These two ingredients,
+mixed with powdered charcoal, have, by means of a little vinegar, or
+solution of sal-ammoniac, or urine, formed large balls, which balls have
+been reduced <i>in pulverem pyrium</i> by a mill. The effect of this mixture
+is a dilatation, which is nearly as four thousand to unity; and the lead
+in your barrel exhibits another effect, which is the product of its bulk
+multiplied by its velocity.</p>
+
+<p>"The first who discovered a part of this mathematical secret was a
+Benedictine named Roger Bacon. The invention was perfected, in Germany,
+in the fourteenth century, by another Benedictine named Schwartz. So
+that you owe to two monks the art of being an excellent murderer, when
+you aim well, and your powder is good.</p>
+
+<p>"Du Cange has in vain pretended that, in 1338, the registers of the
+<i>Chambre des Comptes</i>, at Paris, mention a bill paid for gunpowder. Do
+not believe it. It was artillery which is there spoken of&mdash;a name
+attached to ancient as well as to modern warlike machines.</p>
+
+<p>"Gunpowder entirely superseded the Greek fire, of which the Moors still
+made use. In fine, you are the depositary of an art, which not only
+imitates the thunder, but is also much more terrible."</p>
+
+<p>There is, however, nothing but truth in this speech. Two monks have, in
+reality, changed the face of the earth.</p>
+
+<p>Before cannon were known, the northern nations had subjugated nearly the
+whole hemisphere, and could come again, like famishing wolves, to seize
+upon the lands as their ancestors had done.</p>
+
+<p>In all armies, the victory, and consequently the fate of kingdoms, was
+decided by bodily strength and agility&mdash;a sort of sanguinary fury&mdash;a
+desperate struggle, man to man. Intrepid men took towns by scaling their
+walls. During the decline of the Roman Empire there was hardly more
+discipline in the armies of the North than among carnivorous beasts
+rushing on their prey.</p>
+
+<p>Now a single frontier fortress would suffice to stop the armies of
+Genghis or Attila. It is not long since a victorious army of Russians
+were unavailably consumed before Custrin, which is nothing more than a
+little fortress in a marsh.</p>
+
+<p>In battle, the weakest in body may, with well-directed artillery,
+prevail against the stoutest. At the battle of Fontenoy a few cannon
+were sufficient to compel the retreat of the whole English column,
+though it had been master of the field.</p>
+
+<p>The combatants no longer close. The soldier has no longer that ardor,
+that impetuosity, which is redoubled in the heat of action, when the
+fight is hand to hand. Strength, skill, and even the temper of the
+weapons, are useless. Rarely is a charge with the bayonet made in the
+course of a war, though the bayonet is the most terrible of weapons.</p>
+
+<p>In a plain, frequently surrounded by redoubts furnished with heavy
+artillery, two armies advance in silence, each division taking with it
+flying artillery. The first lines lire at one another and after one
+another: they are victims presented in turn to the bullets. Squadrons at
+the wings are often exposed to a cannonading while waiting for the
+general's orders. They who first tire of this man&#339;uvre, which gives
+no scope for the display of impetuous bravery, disperse and quit the
+field; and are rallied, if possible, a few miles off. The victorious
+enemies besiege a town, which sometimes costs them more men, money, and
+time than they would have lost by several battles. The progress made is
+rarely rapid; and at the end of five or six years, both sides, being
+equally exhausted, are compelled to make peace.</p>
+
+<p>Thus, at all events, the invention of artillery and the new mode of
+warfare have established among the respective powers an equality which
+secures mankind from devastations like those of former times, and
+thereby renders war less fatal in its consequences, though it is still
+prodigiously so.</p>
+
+<p>The Greeks in all ages, the Romans in the time of Sulla, and the other
+nations of the west and south, had no standing army; every citizen was a
+soldier, and enrolled himself in time of war. It is, at this day,
+precisely the same in Switzerland. Go through the whole country, and
+you will not find a battalion, except at the time of the reviews. If it
+goes to war, you all at once see eighty thousand men in arms.</p>
+
+<p>Those who usurped the supreme power after Sulla always had a permanent
+force, paid with the money of the citizens, to keep the citizens in
+subjection, much more than to subjugate other nations. The bishop of
+Rome himself keeps a small army in his pay. Who, in the time of the
+apostles, would have said that the servant of the servants of God should
+have regiments, and have them in Rome?</p>
+
+<p>Nothing is so much feared in England as a great standing army. The
+janissaries have raised the sultans to greatness, but they have also
+strangled them. The sultans would have avoided the rope, if instead of
+these large bodies of troops, they had established small ones.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="AROT_AND_MAROT" id="AROT_AND_MAROT"></a>AROT AND MAROT.</h3>
+
+<h5>WITH A SHORT REVIEW OF THE KORAN.</h5>
+
+
+<p>This article may serve to show how much the most learned men may be
+deceived, and to develop some useful truths. In the <i>"Dictionnaire
+Encyclopédique"</i> there is the following passage concerning Arot and
+Marot:</p>
+
+<p>"These are the names of two angels, who, the impostor Mahomet said, had
+been sent from God to teach man, and to order him to abstain from
+murder, false judgments, and excesses of every kind. This false prophet
+adds that a very beautiful woman, having invited these two angels to her
+table, made them drink wine, with which being heated, they solicited her
+as lovers; that she feigned to yield to their passion, provided they
+would first teach her the words by pronouncing which they said it was
+easy to ascend to heaven; that having obtained from them what she asked,
+she would not keep her promise; and that she was then taken up into
+heaven, where, having related to God what had passed, she was changed
+into the morning star called Lucifer or Aurora, and the angels were
+severely punished. Hence it was, according to Mahomet, that God took
+occasion to forbid wine to men."</p>
+
+<p>It would be in vain to seek in the Koran for a single word of this
+absurd story and pretended reason for Mahomet's forbidding his followers
+the use of wine. He forbids it only in the second and fifth chapters.</p>
+
+<p>"They will question thee about wine and strong liquors: thou shalt
+answer, that it is a great sin. The just, who believe and do good works,
+must not be reproached with having drunk, and played at games of chance,
+before games of chance were forbidden."</p>
+
+<p>It is averred by all the Mahometans that their prophet forbade wine and
+liquors solely to preserve their health and prevent quarrels, in the
+burning climate of Arabia. The use of any fermented liquor soon affects
+the head, and may destroy both health and reason.</p>
+
+<p>The fable of Arot and Marot descending from heaven, and wanting to lie
+with an Arab woman, after drinking wine with her, is not in any
+Mahometan author. It is to be found only among the impostures which
+various Christian writers, more indiscreet than enlightened, have
+printed against the Mussulman religion, through a zeal which is not
+according to knowledge. The names of Arot and Marot are in no part of
+the Koran. It is one Sylburgius who says, in an old book which nobody
+reads, that he anathematizes the angels Arot, Marot, Safah, and Merwah.</p>
+
+<p>Observe, kind reader, that Safah and Merwah are two little hills near
+Mecca; so that our learned Sylburgius has taken two hills for two
+angels. Thus it was with every writer on Mahometanism among us, almost
+without exception, until the intelligent Reland gave us clear ideas of
+the Mussulman belief, and the learned Sale, after living twenty-four
+years in and about Arabia, at length enlightened us by his faithful
+translation of the Koran, and his most instructive preface.</p>
+
+<p>Gagnier himself, notwithstanding his Arabic professorship at Oxford, has
+been pleased to put forth a few falsehoods concerning Mahomet, as if we
+had need of lies to maintain the truth of our religion against a false
+prophet. He gives us at full length Mahomet's journey through the seven
+heavens on the mare Alborac, and even ventures to cite the fifty-third
+sura or chapter; but neither in this fifty-third sura, nor in any other,
+is there so much as an allusion to this pretended journey through the
+heavens.</p>
+
+<p>This strange story is related by Abulfeda, seven hundred years after
+Mahomet. It is taken, he says, from ancient manuscripts which were
+current in Mahomet's time. But it is evident that they were not
+Mahomet's; for, after his death, Abubeker gathered together all the
+leaves of the Koran, in the presence of all the chiefs of tribes, and
+nothing was inserted in the collection that did not appear to be
+authentic.</p>
+
+<p>Besides, the chapter concerning the journey to heaven, not only is not
+in the Koran, but is in a very different style, and is at least four
+times as long as any of the received chapters. Compare all the other
+chapters of the Koran with this, and you will find a prodigious
+difference. It begins thus:</p>
+
+<p>"One night, I fell asleep between the two hills of Safah and Merwah.
+That night was very dark, but so still that the dogs were not heard to
+bark, nor the cocks to crow. All at once, the angel Gabriel appeared
+before me in the form in which the Most High God created him. His skin
+was white as snow. His fair hair, admirably disposed, fell in ringlets
+over his shoulders; his forehead was clear, majestic, and serene, his
+teeth beautiful and shining, and his legs of a saffron hue; his garments
+were glittering with pearls, and with thread of pure gold. On his
+forehead was a plate of gold, on which were written two lines, brilliant
+and dazzling with light; in the first were these words, 'There is no God
+but God'; and in the second these, 'Mahomet is God's Apostle.' On
+beholding this, I remained the most astonished and confused of men. I
+observed about him seventy thousand little boxes or bags of musk and
+saffron. He had five hundred pairs of wings; and the distance from one
+wing to another was five hundred years' journey.</p>
+
+<p>"Thus did Gabriel appear before me. He touched me, and said, 'Arise,
+thou sleeper!' I was seized with fear and trembling, and starting up,
+said to him, 'Who art thou?' He answered, 'God have mercy upon thee! I
+am thy brother Gabriel.' 'O my dearly beloved Gabriel,' said I, 'I ask
+thy pardon; is it a revelation of something new, or is it some
+afflicting threat that thou bringest me?' 'It is something new,'
+returned he; 'rise, my dearly beloved, and tie thy mantle over thy
+shoulders; thou wilt have need of it, for thou must this night pay a
+visit to thy Lord.' So saying, Gabriel, taking my hand, raised me from
+the ground, and having mounted me on the mare Alborac, led her himself
+by the bridle."</p>
+
+<p>In fine, it is averred by the Mussulmans that this chapter, which has no
+authenticity, was imagined by Abu-Horaïrah, who is said to have been
+contemporary with the prophet. What should we say of a Turk who should
+come and insult our religion by telling us that we reckon among our
+sacred books the letters of St. Paul to Seneca, and Seneca's letters to
+St. Paul; the acts of Pilate; the life of Pilate's wife; the letters of
+the pretended King Abgarus to Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ's answer to
+the same; the story of St. Peter's challenge to Simon the magician; the
+predictions of the sibyls; the testament of the twelve patriarchs; and
+so many other books of the same kind?</p>
+
+<p>We should answer the Turk by saying that he was very ill informed and
+that not one of these works was regarded as authentic. The Turk will
+make the same answer to us, when to confound him we reproach him with
+Mahomet's journey to the seven heavens. He will tell us that this is
+nothing more than a pious fraud of latter times, and that this journey
+is not in the Koran. Assuredly I am not here comparing truth with
+error&mdash;Christianity with Mahometanism&mdash;the Gospel with the Koran; but
+false tradition with false tradition&mdash;abuse with abuse&mdash;absurdity with
+absurdity.</p>
+
+<p>This absurdity has been carried to such a length that Grotius charges
+Mahomet with having said that God's hands are cold, for he has felt
+them; that God is carried about in a chair; and that, in Noah's ark, the
+rat was produced from the elephant's dung, and the cat from the lion's
+breath.</p>
+
+<p>Grotius reproaches Mahomet with having imagined that Jesus Christ was
+taken up into heaven instead of suffering execution. He forgets that
+there were entire heretical communions of primitive Christians who
+spread this opinion, which was preserved in Syria and Arabia until
+Mahomet's time.</p>
+
+<p>How many times has it been repeated that Mahomet had accustomed a pigeon
+to eat grain out of his ear, and made his followers believe that this
+pigeon brought him messages from God?</p>
+
+<p>Is it not enough for us that we are persuaded of the falseness of his
+sect, and invincibly convinced by faith of the truth of our own, without
+losing our time in calumniating the Mahometans, who have established
+themselves from Mount Caucasus to Mount Atlas, and from the confines of
+Epirus to the extremities of India? We are incessantly writing bad books
+against them, of which they know nothing. We cry out that their religion
+has been embraced by so many nations only because it flatters the
+senses. But where is the sensuality in ordering abstinence from the wine
+and liquors in which we indulge to such excess; in pronouncing to every
+one an indispensable command to give to the poor each year two and a
+half per cent, of his income, to fast with the greatest rigor, to
+undergo a painful operation in the earliest stage of puberty, to make,
+over arid sands a pilgrimage of sometimes five hundred leagues, and to
+pray to God five times a day, even when in the field?</p>
+
+<p>But, say you, they are allowed four wives in this world, and in the next
+they will have celestial brides. Grotius expressly says: "It must have
+required a great share of stupidity to admit reveries so gross and
+disgusting."</p>
+
+<p>We agree with Grotius that the Mahometans have been prodigal of
+reveries. The man who was constantly receiving the chapters of his Koran
+from the angel Gabriel was worse than a visionary; he was an impostor,
+who supported his seductions by his courage; but certainly there is
+nothing either stupid or sensual in reducing to four the unlimited
+number of wives whom the princes, the satraps, the nabobs, and the
+omrahs of the East kept in their seraglios. It is said that Solomon had
+three hundred wives and seven hundred concubines. The Arabs, like the
+Jews, were at liberty to marry two sisters; Mahomet was the first who
+forbade these marriages. Where, then, is the grossness?</p>
+
+<p>And with regard to the celestial brides, where is the impurity? Certes,
+there is nothing impure in marriage, which is acknowledged to have been
+ordained on earth, and blessed by God Himself. The incomprehensible
+mystery of generation is the seal of the Eternal Being. It is the
+clearest mark of His power that He has created pleasure, and through
+that very pleasure perpetuated all sensible beings.</p>
+
+<p>If we consult our reason alone it will tell us that it is very likely
+that the Eternal Being, who does nothing in vain, will not cause us to
+rise again with our organs to no purpose. It will not be unworthy of the
+Divine Majesty to feed us with delicious fruits if he cause us to rise
+again with stomachs to receive them. The Holy Scriptures inform us
+that, in the beginning, God placed the first man and the first woman in
+a paradise of delights. They were then in a state of innocence and
+glory, incapable of experiencing disease or death. This is nearly the
+state in which the just will be when, after their resurrection, they
+shall be for all eternity what our first parents were for a few days.
+Those, then, must be pardoned, who have thought that, having a body,
+that body will be constantly satisfied. Our fathers of the Church had no
+other idea of the heavenly Jerusalem. St. Irenæus says, "There each vine
+shall bear ten thousand branches, each branch ten thousand clusters, and
+each cluster ten thousand grapes."</p>
+
+<p>Several fathers of the Church have, indeed, thought that the blessed in
+heaven would enjoy all their senses. St. Thomas says that the sense of
+seeing will be infinitely perfect; that the elements will be so too;
+that the surface of the earth will be transparent as glass, the water
+like crystal, the air like the heavens, and the fire like the stars. St.
+Augustine, in his "Christian Doctrine," says that the sense of hearing
+will enjoy the pleasures of singing and of speech.</p>
+
+<p>One of our great Italian theologians, named Piazza, in his "Dissertation
+on Paradise," informs us that the elect will forever sing and play the
+guitar: "They will have," says he, "three nobilities&mdash;three advantages,
+viz.: desire without excitement, caresses without wantonness, and
+voluptuousness without excess"&mdash;<i>"tres nobilitates; illecebra sine
+titillatione, blanditia sine mollitudine, et voluptas sine
+exuberantia."</i></p>
+
+<p>St. Thomas assures us that the smell of the glorified bodies will be
+perfect, and will not be diminished by perspiration. <i>"Corporibus
+gloriosi serit odor ultima perfectione, nullo modo per humidum
+repressus."</i> This question has been profoundly treated by a great many
+other doctors.</p>
+
+<p>Suarez, in his "Wisdom," thus expresses himself concerning taste: "It is
+not difficult for God purposely to make some rapid humor act on the
+organ of taste." <i>"Non est Deo difficile facere ut sapidus humor sit
+intra organum gustus, qui sensum illum intentionaliter afficere."</i></p>
+
+<p>And, to conclude, St. Prosper, recapitulating the whole, pronounces that
+the blessed shall find gratification without satiety, and enjoy health
+without disease. <i>"Saturitas sine fastidio, et tota sanitas sine
+morbo.</i>"</p>
+
+<p>It is not then so much to be wondered at that the Mahometans have
+admitted the use of the five senses in their paradise. They say that the
+first beatitude will be the union with God; but this does not exclude
+the rest. Mahomet's paradise is a fable; but; once more be it observed,
+there is in it neither contradiction nor impurity.</p>
+
+<p>Philosophy requires clear and precise ideas, which Grotius had not. He
+quotes a great deal, and makes a show of reasoning which will not bear
+a close examination. The unjust imputations cast on the Mahometans would
+suffice to make a very large book. They have subjugated one of the
+largest and most beautiful countries upon earth; to drive them from it
+would have been a finer exploit than to abuse them.</p>
+
+<p>The empress of Russia supplies a great example. She takes from them Azov
+and Tangarok, Moldavia, Wallachia, and Georgia; she pushes her conquests
+to the ramparts of Erzerum; she sends against them fleets from the
+remotest parts of the Baltic, and others covering the Euxine; but she
+does not say in her manifestos that a pigeon whispered in Mahomet's ear.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ART_OF_POETRY" id="ART_OF_POETRY"></a>ART OF POETRY.</h3>
+
+
+<h5>A MAN</h5>
+
+
+<p>A man of almost universal learning&mdash;a man even of genius, who joins
+philosophy with imagination, uses, in his excellent article
+"Encyclopedia," these remarkable words: "If we except this Perrault, and
+some others, whose merits the versifier Boileau was not capable of
+appreciating."</p>
+
+<p>This philosopher is right in doing justice to Claude Perrault, the
+learned translator of Vitruvius, a man useful in more arts than one, and
+to whom we are indebted for the fine front of the Louvre and for other
+great monuments; but justice should also be rendered to Boileau. Had he
+been only a versifier, he would scarcely have been known; he would not
+have been one of the few great men who will hand down the age of Louis
+XIV. to posterity. His tart satires, his fine epistles, and above all,
+his art of poetry, are masterpieces of reasoning as well as
+poetry&mdash;<i>"sapere est principium et fons."</i> The art of versifying is,
+indeed, prodigiously difficult, especially in our language, where
+alexandrines follow one another two by two; where it is rare to avoid
+monotony; where it is absolutely necessary to rhyme; where noble and
+pleasing rhymes are too limited in number; and where a word out of its
+place, or a harsh syllable, is sufficient to spoil a happy thought. It
+is like dancing in fetters on a rope; the greatest success is of itself
+nothing.</p>
+
+<p>Boileau's art of poetry is to be admired, because he always says true
+and useful things in a pleasing manner, because he always gives both
+precept and example, and because he is varied, passing with perfect
+ease, and without ever failing in purity of language, "From grave to
+gay, from lively to severe."</p>
+
+<p>His reputation among men of taste is proved by the fact that his verses
+are known by heart; and to philosophers it must be pleasing to find that
+he is almost always in the right.</p>
+
+<p>As we have spoken of the preference which may sometimes be given to the
+moderns over the ancients, we will here venture to presume that
+Boileau's art of poetry is superior to that of Horace. Method is
+certainly a beauty in a didactic poem; and Horace has no method. We do
+not mention this as a reproach; for his poem is a familiar epistle to
+the Pisos, and not a regular work like the "Georgics": but there is this
+additional merit in Boileau, a merit for which philosophers should give
+him credit.</p>
+
+<p>The Latin art of poetry does not seem nearly so finely labored as the
+French. Horace expresses himself, almost throughout, in the free and
+familiar tone of his other epistles. He displays an extreme clearness of
+understanding and a refined taste, in verses which are happy and
+spirited, but often without connection, and sometimes destitute of
+harmony; he has not the elegance and correctness of Virgil. His work is
+good, but Boileau's appears to be still better: and, if we except the
+tragedies of Racine, which have the superior merit of treating the
+passions and surmounting all the difficulties of the stage, Despréaux's
+"Art of Poetry" is, indisputably, the poem that does most honor to the
+French language.</p>
+
+<p>It is lamentable when philosophers are enemies to poetry. Literature
+should be like the house of Mæcenas&mdash;<i>"est locus unicuique suus."</i> The
+author of the "Persian Letters"&mdash;so easy to write and among which some
+are very pretty, others very bold, others indifferent, and others
+frivolous&mdash;this author, I say, though otherwise much to be recommended,
+yet having never been able to make verses, although he possesses
+imagination and often superiority of style, makes himself amends by
+saying that "contempt is heaped upon poetry," that "lyric poetry is
+harmonious extravagance." Thus do men often seek to depreciate the
+talents which they cannot attain.</p>
+
+<p>"We cannot reach it," says Montaigne; "let us revenge ourselves by
+speaking ill of it." But Montaigne, Montesquieu's predecessor and master
+in imagination and philosophy, thought very differently of poetry.</p>
+
+<p>Had Montesquieu been as just as he was witty, he could not but have felt
+that several of our fine odes and good operas are worth infinitely more
+than the pleasantries of Rica to Usbeck, imitated from Dufrénoy's
+<i>"Siamois,"</i> and the details of what passed in Usbeck's seraglio at
+Ispahan.</p>
+
+<p>We shall speak more fully of this too frequent injustice, in the article
+on "Criticism."</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ARTS_FINE_ARTS" id="ARTS_FINE_ARTS"></a>ARTS&mdash;FINE ARTS.</h3>
+
+<h5>[ARTICLE DEDICATED TO THE KING OF PRUSSIA.]</h5>
+
+
+<p>Sire: The small society of amateurs, a part of whom are laboring at
+these rhapsodies at Mount Krapak, will say nothing to your majesty on
+the art of war. It is heroic, or&mdash;it may be&mdash;an abominable art. If there
+were anything fine in it, we would tell your majesty, without fear of
+contradiction, that you are the finest man in Europe.</p>
+
+<p>You know, sire, the four ages of the arts. Almost everything sprung up
+and was brought to perfection under Louis XIV.; after which many of
+these arts, banished from France, went to embellish and enrich the rest
+of Europe, at the fatal period of the destruction of the celebrated
+edict of Henry IV.&mdash;pronounced <i>irrevocable</i>, yet so easily revoked.
+Thus, the greatest injury which Louis XIV. could do to himself did good
+to other princes against his will: this is proved by what you have said
+in your history of Brandenburg.</p>
+
+<p>If that monarch were known only from his banishment of six or seven
+hundred thousand useful citizens&mdash;from his irruption into Holland,
+whence he was soon forced to retreat&mdash;from his greatness, which stayed
+him at the bank, while his troops were swimming across the Rhine; if
+there were no other monuments of his glory than the prologues to his
+operas, followed by the battle of Hochstet, his person and his reign
+would go down to posterity with but little éclat. But the encouragement
+of all the fine arts by his taste and munificence; the conferring of so
+many benefits on the literary men of other countries; the rise of his
+kingdom's commerce at his voice; the establishment of so many
+manufactories; the building of so many fine citadels; the construction
+of so many admirable ports; the union of the two seas by immense labor,
+etc., still oblige Europe to regard Louis XIV. and his age with respect.</p>
+
+<p>And, above all, those great men, unique in every branch of art and
+science, whom nature then produced at one time, will render his reign
+eternally memorable. The age was greater than Louis XIV., but it shed
+its glory upon him.</p>
+
+<p>Emulation in art has changed the face of the continent, from the
+Pyrenees to the icy sea. There is hardly a prince in Germany who has not
+made useful and glorious establishments.</p>
+
+<p>What have the Turks done for glory? Nothing. They have ravaged three
+empires and twenty kingdoms; but any one city of ancient Greece will
+always have a greater reputation than all the Ottoman cities together.</p>
+
+<p>See what has been done in the course of a few years at St. Petersburg,
+which was a bog at the beginning of the seventeenth century. All the
+arts are there assembled, while in the country of Orpheus, Linus, and
+Homer, they are annihilated.</p>
+
+<p class="caption"><i>That the Recent Birth of the Arts does not Prove the Recent Formation
+of the Globe.</i></p>
+
+<p>All philosophers have thought matter eternal; but the arts appear to be
+new. Even the art of making bread is of recent origin. The first Romans
+ate boiled grain; those conquerors of so many nations had neither
+windmills nor watermills. This truth seems, at first sight, to
+controvert the doctrine of the antiquity of the globe as it now is, or
+to suppose terrible revolutions in it. Irruptions of barbarians can
+hardly annihilate arts which have become necessary. Suppose that an army
+of negroes were to come upon us, like locusts, from the mountains of
+southern Africa, through Monomotapa, Monoëmugi, etc., traversing
+Abyssinia, Nubia, Egypt, Syria, Asia Minor, and all Europe, ravaging
+and overturning everything in its way; there would still be a few
+bakers, tailors, shoemakers, and carpenters left; the necessary arts
+would revive; luxury alone would be annihilated. Such was the case at
+the fall of the Roman Empire; even the art of writing became very rare;
+nearly all those arts which contributed to render life agreeable were
+for a long time extinct. Now, we are inventing new ones every day.</p>
+
+<p>From all this, no well-grounded inference can be drawn against the
+antiquity of the globe. For, supposing that a flood of barbarians had
+entirely swept away the arts of writing and making bread; supposing even
+that we had had bread, or pens, ink, and paper, only for ten years&mdash;the
+country which could exist for ten years without eating bread or writing
+down its thoughts could exist for an age, or a hundred thousand ages,
+without these helps.</p>
+
+<p>It is quite clear that man and the other animals can very well subsist
+without bakers, without romance-writers, and without divines, as witness
+America, and as witness also three-fourths of our own continent. The
+recent birth of the arts among us does not prove the recent formation of
+the globe, as was pretended by Epicurus, one of our predecessors in
+reverie, who supposed that, by chance, the declination of atoms one day
+formed our earth. Pomponatius used to say: <i>"Se il mondo non é eterno,
+per tutti santi é molto vecchio"</i>&mdash;"If this world be not eternal, by all
+the saints, it is very old."</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Slight Inconveniences Attached to the Arts.</i></p>
+
+<p>Those who handle lead and quicksilver are subject to dangerous colics,
+and very serious affections of the nerves. Those who use pen and ink are
+attacked by vermin, which they have continually to shake off; these
+vermin are some ex-Jesuits, who employ themselves in manufacturing
+libels. You, Sire, do not know this race of animals; they are driven
+from your states, as well as from those of the empress of Russia, the
+king of Sweden, and the king of Denmark, my other protectors. The
+ex-Jesuits Polian and Nonotte, who like me cultivate the fine arts,
+persecute me even unto Mount Krapak, crushing me under the weight of
+their reputation, and that of their genius, the specific gravity of
+which is still greater. Unless your majesty vouchsafe to assist me
+against these great men, I am undone.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ASMODEUS" id="ASMODEUS"></a>ASMODEUS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>No one at all versed in antiquity is ignorant that the Jews knew nothing
+of the angels but what they gleaned from the Persians and Chaldæans,
+during captivity. It was they, who, according to Calmet, taught them
+that there are seven principal angels before the throne of the Lord.
+They also taught them the names of the devils. He whom we call Asmodeus,
+was named Hashmodaï or Chammadaï. "We know," says Calmet, "that there
+are various sorts of devils, some of them princes and master-demons, the
+rest subalterns."</p>
+
+<p>How was it that this Hashmodaï was sufficiently powerful to twist the
+necks of seven young men who successively espoused the beautiful Sarah,
+a native of Rages, fifteen leagues from Ecbatana? The Medes must have
+been seven times as great as the Persians. The good principle gives a
+husband to this maiden; and behold! the bad principle, this king of
+demons, Hashmodaï, destroys the work of the beneficent principle seven
+times in succession.</p>
+
+<p>But Sarah was a Jewess, daughter of the Jew Raguel, and a captive in the
+country of Ecbatana. How could a Median demon have such power over
+Jewish bodies? It has been thought that Asmodeus or Chammadaï was a Jew
+likewise; that he was the old serpent which had seduced Eve; and that he
+was passionately fond of women, sometimes seducing them, and sometimes
+killing their husbands through an excess of love and jealousy.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed the Greek version of the Book of Tobit gives us to understand
+that Asmodeus was in love with Sarah&mdash;<i>"oti daimonion philei autein."</i>
+It was the opinion of all the learned of antiquity that the genii,
+whether good or evil, had a great inclination for our virgins, and the
+fairies for our youths. Even the Scriptures, accommodating themselves to
+our weakness, and condescending to speak in the language of the vulgar,
+say, figuratively, that "the sons of God saw the daughters of men, that
+they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose."</p>
+
+<p>But the angel Raphael, the conductor of young Tobit, gives him a reason
+more worthy of his ministry, and better calculated to enlighten the
+person whom he is guiding. He tells him that Sarah's seven husbands were
+given up to the cruelty of Asmodeus, only because, like horses or mules,
+they had married her for their pleasure alone. "Her husband," says the
+angel, "must observe continence with her for three days, during which
+time they must pray to God together."</p>
+
+<p>This instruction would seem to have been quite sufficient to keep off
+Asmodeus; but Raphael adds that it is also necessary to have the heart
+of a fish grilled over burning coals. Why, then, was not this infallible
+secret afterwards resorted to in order to drive the devil from the
+bodies of women? Why did the apostles, who were sent on purpose to cast
+out devils never lay a fish's heart upon the gridiron? Why was not this
+expedient made use of in the affair of Martha Brossier; that of the nuns
+of Loudun; that of the mistresses of Urban Gandier; that of La Cadière;
+that of Father Girard; and those of a thousand other demoniacs in the
+times when there were demoniacs?</p>
+
+<p>The Greeks and Romans, who had so many philters wherewith to make
+themselves beloved, had others to cure love; they employed herbs and
+roots. The <i>agnus castus</i> had great reputation. The moderns have
+administered it to young nuns, on whom it has had but little effect.
+Apollo, long ago, complained to Daphne that, physician as he was, he
+had never yet met with a simple that would cure love:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Heu mihi! quod nullis amor est medicabilis herbis.</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">What balm can heal the wounds that love has made?</span><br />
+</p>
+
+
+
+<p>The smoke of sulphur was tried; but Ovid, who was a great master,
+declares that this recipe was useless:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Nec fugiat viro sulphure victus amor.</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Sulphur&mdash;believe me&mdash;drives not love away.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>The smoke from the heart or liver of a fish was more efficacious against
+Asmodeus. The reverend father Calmet is consequently in great trouble,
+being unable to comprehend how this fumigation could act upon a pure
+spirit. But he might have taken courage from the recollection that all
+the ancients gave bodies to the angels and demons. They were very
+slender bodies; as light as the small particles that rise from a broiled
+fish; they were like smoke; and the smoke from a fried fish acted upon
+them by sympathy.</p>
+
+<p>Not only did Asmodeus flee, but Gabriel went and chained him in Upper
+Egypt, where he still is. He dwells in a grotto near the city of Saata
+or Taata. Paul Lucas saw and spoke to him. They cut this serpent in
+pieces, and the pieces immediately joined again. To this fact Calmet
+cites the testimony of Paul Lucas, which testimony I must also cite. It
+is thought that Paul Lucas's theory may be joined with that of the
+vampires, in the next compilation of the Abbé Guyon.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ASPHALTUS" id="ASPHALTUS"></a>ASPHALTUS.</h3>
+
+<h5>ASPHALTIC LAKE.&mdash;SODOM.</h5>
+
+
+<p>Asphaltus is a Chaldæan word, signifying a species of bitumen. There is
+a great deal of it in the countries watered by the Euphrates; it is also
+to be found in Europe, but of a bad quality. An experiment was made by
+covering the tops of the watch-houses on each side of one of the gates
+of Geneva; the covering did not last a year, and the mine has been
+abandoned. However, when mixed with rosin, it may be used for lining
+cisterns; perhaps it will some day be applied to a more useful purpose.</p>
+
+<p>The real asphaltus is that which was obtained in the vicinity of
+Babylon, and with which it is said that the Greek fire was fed. Several
+lakes are full of asphaltus, or a bitumen resembling it, as others are
+strongly impregnated with nitre. There is a great lake of nitre in the
+desert of Egypt, which extends from lake M&#339;ris to the entrance of the
+Delta; and it has no other name than the Nitre Lake.</p>
+
+<p>The Lake Asphaltites, known by the name of Sodom, was long famed for its
+bitumen; but the Turks now make no use of it, either because the mine
+under the water is diminished, because its quality is altered, or
+because there is too much difficulty in drawing it from under the water.
+Oily particles of it, and sometimes large masses, separate and float on
+the surface; these are gathered together, mixed up, and sold for balm of
+Mecca.</p>
+
+<p>Flavius Josephus, who was of that country, says that, in his time, there
+were no fish in the lake of Sodom, and the water was so light that the
+heaviest bodies would not go to the bottom. It seems that he meant to
+say so heavy instead of so light. It would appear that he had not made
+the experiment. After all, a stagnant water, impregnated with salts and
+compact matter, its specific matter being then greater than that of the
+body of a man or a beast, might force it to float. Josephus's error
+consists in assigning a false cause to a phenomenon which may be
+perfectly true.</p>
+
+<p>As for the want of fish, it is not incredible. It is, however, likely
+that this lake, which is fifty or sixty miles long, is not all
+asphaltic, and that while receiving the waters of the Jordan it also
+receives the fishes of that river; but perhaps the Jordan, too, is
+without fish, and they are to be found only in the upper lake of
+Tiberias.</p>
+
+<p>Josephus adds, that the trees which grow on the borders of the Dead Sea
+bear fruits of the most beautiful appearance, but which fall into dust
+if you attempt to taste them. This is less probable; and disposes one to
+believe that Josephus either had not been on the spot, for has
+exaggerated according to his own and his countrymen's custom. No soil
+seems more calculated to produce good as well as beautiful fruits than a
+salt and sulphurous one, like that of Naples, of Catania, and of Sodom.</p>
+
+<p>The Holy Scriptures speak of five cities being destroyed by fire from
+heaven. On this occasion natural philosophy bears testimony in favor of
+the Old Testament, although the latter has no need of it, and they are
+sometimes at variance. We have instances of earthquakes, accompanied by
+thunder and lightning, which have destroyed much more considerable towns
+than Sodom and Gomorrah.</p>
+
+<p>But the River Jordan necessarily discharging itself into this lake
+without an outlet, this Dead Sea, in the same manner as the Caspian,
+must have existed as long as there has been a River Jordan; therefore,
+these towns could never stand on the spot now occupied by the lake of
+Sodom. The Scripture, too, says nothing at all about this ground being
+changed into a lake; it says quite the contrary: "Then the Lord rained
+upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire, from the Lord out of
+heaven. And Abraham got up early in the morning, and he looked toward
+Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld;
+and lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace."</p>
+
+<p>These five towns, Sodom, Gomorrah, Zeboin, Adamah, and Segor, must then
+have been situated on the borders of the Dead Sea. How, it will be
+asked, in a desert so uninhabitable as it now is, where there are to be
+found only a few hordes of plundering Arabs, could there be five cities,
+so opulent as to be immersed in luxury, and even in those shameful
+pleasures which are the last effect of the refinement of the debauchery
+attached to wealth?</p>
+
+<p>It may be answered that the country was then much better.</p>
+
+<p>Other critics will say&mdash;how could five towns exist at the extremities of
+a lake, the water of which, before their destruction, was not potable?
+The Scripture itself informs us that all this land was asphaltic before
+the burning of Sodom: "And the vale of Sodom was full of slime-pits; and
+the kings of Sodom and Gomorrah fled and fell there."</p>
+
+<p>Another objection is also stated. Isaiah and Jeremiah say that Sodom and
+Gomorrah shall never be rebuilt; but Stephen, the geographer, speaks of
+Sodom and Gomorrah on the coast of the Dead Sea; and the "History of the
+Councils" mentions bishops of Sodom and Segor. To this it may be
+answered that God filled these towns, when rebuilt, with less guilty
+inhabitants; for at that time there was no bishop <i>in partibus</i>.</p>
+
+<p>But, it will be said, with what water could these new inhabitants quench
+their thirst? All the wells are brackish; you find asphaltus and
+corrosive salt on first striking a spade into the ground.</p>
+
+<p>It will be answered that some Arabs still subsist there, and may be
+habituated to drinking very bad water; that the Sodom and Gomorrah of
+the Eastern Empire were wretched hamlets, and that at that time there
+were many bishops whose whole diocese consisted in a poor village. It
+may also be said that the people who colonized these villages prepared
+the asphaltus, and carried on a useful trade in it.</p>
+
+<p>The arid and burning desert, extending from Segor to the territory of
+Jerusalem, produces balm and aromatic herbs for the same reason that it
+supplies naphtha, corrosive salt and sulphur.</p>
+
+<p>It is said that petrifaction takes place in this desert with astonishing
+rapidity; and this, according to some natural philosophers, makes the
+petrifaction of Lot's wife Edith a very plausible story.</p>
+
+<p>But it is said that this woman, "having looked back, became a pillar of
+salt." This, then, was not a natural petrifaction, operated by asphaltus
+and salt, but an evident miracle. Flavius Josephus says that he saw this
+pillar. St. Justin and St. Irenæus speak of it as a prodigy, which in
+their time was still existing.</p>
+
+<p>These testimonies have been looked upon as ridiculous fables. It would,
+however, be very natural for some Jews to amuse themselves with cutting
+a heap of asphaltus into a rude figure, and calling it Lot's wife. I
+have seen cisterns of asphaltus, very well made, which may last a long
+time. But it must be owned that St. Irenæus goes a little too far when
+he says that Lot's wife remained in the country of Sodom no longer in
+corruptible flesh, but as a permanent statue of salt, her feminine
+nature still producing the ordinary effect: <i>"Uxor remansit in Sodomis,
+jam non caro corruptibilis sed statua salis semper manens, et per
+naturalia ea quæsunt consuetudmis hominis ostendens."</i></p>
+
+<p>St. Irenæus does not seem to express himself with all the precision of
+a good naturalist when he says Lot's wife is no longer of corruptible
+flesh, but still retains her feminine nature.</p>
+
+<p>In the poem of Sodom, attributed to Tertullian, this is expressed with
+still greater energy:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Dicitur et vivens alio sub corpore se us,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Mirifice solito dispungere sanguine menses.</i></span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>This was translated by a poet of the time of Henry II., in his Gallic
+style:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>La femme à Loth, quoique sel devenue,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Est femme encore; car elle a sa menstrue.</i></span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>The land of aromatics was also the land of fables. Into the deserts of
+Arabia Petræa the ancient mythologists pretend that Myrrha, the
+granddaughter of a statue, fled after committing incest with her father,
+as Lot's daughters did with theirs, and that she was metamorphosed into
+the tree that bears myrrh. Other profound mythologists assure us that
+she fled into Arabia Felix; and this opinion is as well supported as the
+other.</p>
+
+<p>Be this as it may, not one of our travellers has yet thought fit to
+examine the soil of Sodom, with its asphaltus, its salt, its trees and
+their fruits, to weigh the water of the lake, to analyze it, to
+ascertain whether bodies of greater specific gravity than common water
+float upon its surface, and to give us a faithful account of the natural
+history of the country. Our pilgrims to Jerusalem do not care to go and
+make these researches; this desert has become infested by wandering
+Arabs, who range as far as Damascus, and retire into the caverns of the
+mountains, the authority of the pasha of Damascus having hitherto been
+inadequate to repress them. Thus the curious have but little information
+about anything concerning the Asphaltic Lake.</p>
+
+<p>As to Sodom, it is a melancholy reflection for the learned that, among
+so many who may be deemed natives, not one has furnished us with any
+notion whatever of this capital city.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ASS" id="ASS"></a>ASS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>We will add a little to the article "Ass" in the "Encyclopædia,"
+concerning Lucian's ass, which became golden in the hands of Apuleius.
+The pleasantest part of the adventure, however, is in Lucian: That a
+lady fell in love with this gentleman while he was an ass, but would
+have nothing more to say to him when he was but a man. These
+metamorphoses were very common throughout antiquity. Silenus's ass had
+spoken; and the learned had thought that he explained himself in Arabic;
+for he was probably a man turned into an ass by the power of Bacchus,
+and Bacchus, we know, was an Arab.</p>
+
+<p>Virgil speaks of the transformation of M&#339;ris into a wolf, as a thing
+of very ordinary occurrence:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Saepe lupum fieri M&#339;rim, et se condere silvis.</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Oft changed to wolf, he seeks the forest shade.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Was this doctrine of metamorphoses derived from the old fables of Egypt,
+which gave out that the gods had changed themselves into animals in the
+war against the giants?</p>
+
+<p>The Greeks, great imitators and improvers of the Oriental fables,
+metamorphosed almost all the gods into men or into beasts, to make them
+succeed the better in their amorous designs. If the gods changed
+themselves into bulls, horses, swans, doves, etc., why should not men
+have undergone the same operation?</p>
+
+<p>Several commentators, forgetting the respect due to the Holy Scriptures,
+have cited the example of Nebuchadnezzar changed into an ox; but this
+was a miracle&mdash;a divine vengeance&mdash;a thing quite out of the course of
+nature, which ought not to be examined with profane eyes, and cannot
+become an object of our researches.</p>
+
+<p>Others of the learned, perhaps with equal indiscretion, avail themselves
+of what is related in the Gospel of the Infancy. An Egyptian maiden
+having entered the chamber of some women, saw there a mule with a silken
+cloth over his back, and an ebony pendant at his neck.</p>
+
+<p>These women were in tears, kissing him and giving him to eat. The mule
+was their own brother. Some sorceresses had deprived him of the human
+figure; but the Master of Nature soon restored it.</p>
+
+<p>Although this gospel is apocryphal, the very name that it bears prevents
+us from examining this adventure in detail; only it may serve to show
+how much metamorphoses were in vogue almost throughout the earth. The
+Christians who composed their gospel were undoubtedly honest men. They
+did not seek to fabricate a romance; they related with simplicity what
+they had heard. The church, which afterwards rejected their gospel,
+together with forty-nine others, did not accuse its authority of impiety
+and prevarication; those obscure individuals addressed the populace in
+language comformable with the prejudices of the age in which they lived.
+China was perhaps the only country exempt from these superstitions.</p>
+
+<p>The adventure of the companions of Ulysses, changed into beasts by
+Circe, was much more ancient than the dogma of the metempsychosis,
+broached in Greece and Italy by Pythagoras.</p>
+
+<p>On what can the assertion be founded that there is no universal error
+which is not the abuse of some truth; that there have been quacks only
+because there have been true physicians; and that false prodigies have
+been believed only because there have been true ones?</p>
+
+<p>Were there any certain testimonies that men had become wolves, oxen,
+horses, or asses? This universal error had for its principle only the
+love of the marvellous and the natural inclination to superstition.</p>
+
+<p>One erroneous opinion is enough to fill the whole world with fables. An
+Indian doctor sees that animals have feeling and memory. He concludes
+that they have a soul. Men have one likewise. What becomes of the soul
+of man after death? What becomes of that of the beast? They must go
+somewhere. They go into the nearest body that is beginning to be formed.
+The soul of a Brahmin takes up its abode in the body of an elephant, the
+soul of an ass is that of a little Brahmin. Such is the dogma of the
+metempsychosis, which was built upon simple deduction.</p>
+
+<p>But it is a wide step from this dogma to that of metamorphosis. We have
+no longer a soul without a tenement, seeking a lodging; but one body
+changed into another, the soul remaining as before. Now, we certainly
+have not in nature any example of such legerdemain.</p>
+
+<p>Let us then inquire into the origin of so extravagant yet so general an
+opinion. If some father had characterized his son, sunk in ignorance and
+filthy debauchery, as a hog, a horse, or an ass, and afterwards made him
+do penance with an ass's cap on his head, and some servant girl of the
+neighborhood gave it out that this young man had been turned into an ass
+as a punishment for his faults, her neighbors would repeat it to other
+neighbors, and from mouth to mouth this story, with a thousand
+embellishments, would make the tour of the world. An ambiguous
+expression would suffice to deceive the whole earth.</p>
+
+<p>Here then let us confess, with Boileau, that ambiguity has been the
+parent of most of our ridiculous follies. Add to this the power of
+magic, which has been acknowledged as indisputable in all nations, and
+you will no longer be astonished at anything.</p>
+
+<p>One word more on asses. It is said that in Mesopotamia they are warlike
+and that Mervan, the twenty-first caliph, was surnamed "the Ass" for his
+valor.</p>
+
+<p>The patriarch Photius relates, in the extract from the Life of Isidorus,
+that Ammonius had an ass which had a great taste for poetry, and would
+leave his manger to go and hear verses. The fable of Midas is better
+than the tale of Photius.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Machiavelli's Golden Ass.</i></p>
+
+<p>Machiavelli's ass is but little known. The dictionaries which speak of
+it say that it was a production of his youth; it would seem, however,
+that he was of mature age; for he speaks in it of the misfortunes which
+he had formerly and for a long time experienced. The work is a satire on
+his contemporaries. The author sees a number of Florentines, of whom one
+is changed into a cat, another into a dragon, a third into a dog that
+bays the moon, a fourth into a fox who does not suffer himself to be
+caught; each character is drawn under the name of an animal. The
+factions of the house of Medicis and their enemies are doubtless figured
+therein; and the key to this comic apocalypse would admit us to the
+secrets of Pope Leo and the troubles of Florence. This poem is full of
+morality and philosophy. It ends with the very rational reflections of
+a large hog, which addresses man in nearly the following terms:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Ye naked bipeds, without beaks or claws.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Hairless, and featherless, and tender-hided,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Weeping ye come into the world&mdash;because</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Ye feel your evil destiny decided;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Nature has given you industrious paws;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">You, like the parrots, are with speech provided;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">But have ye honest hearts?&mdash;Alas! alas!</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">In this we swine your bipedships surpass!</span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Man is far worse than we&mdash;more fierce, more wild&mdash;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Coward or madman, sinning every minute;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">By frenzy and by fear in turn beguiled,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">He dreads the grave, yet plunges headlong in it;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">If pigs fall out, they soon are reconciled;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Their quarrel's ended ere they well begin it.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">If crime with manhood always must combine,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Good Lord! let me forever be a swine.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>This is the original of Boileau's "Satire on Man," and La Fontaine's
+fable of the "Companions of Ulysses"; but it is quite likely that
+neither La Fontaine nor Boileau had ever heard of Machiavelli's ass.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>The Ass of Verona.</i></p>
+
+<p>I must speak the truth, and not deceive my readers. I do not very
+clearly know whether the Ass of Verona still exists in all his splendor;
+but the travellers who saw him forty or fifty years ago agree in saying
+that the relics were enclosed in the body of an artificial ass made on
+purpose, which was in the keeping of forty monks of Our Lady of the
+Organ, at Verona, and was carried in procession twice a year. This was
+one of the most ancient relics of the town. According to the tradition,
+this ass, having carried our Lord in his entry into Jerusalem, did not
+choose to abide any longer in that city, but trotted over the sea&mdash;which
+for that purpose became as hard as his hoof&mdash;by way of Cyprus, Rhodes,
+Candia, Malta, and Sicily. There he went to sojourn at Aquilea; and at
+last he settled at Verona, where he lived a long while.</p>
+
+<p>This fable originated in the circumstance that most asses have a sort of
+black cross on their backs. There possibly might be an old ass in the
+neighborhood of Verona, on whose back the populace remarked a finer
+cross than his brethren could boast of; some good old woman would be at
+hand to say that this was the ass on which Christ rode into Jerusalem;
+and the ass would be honored with a magnificent funeral. The feast
+established at Verona passed into other countries, and was especially
+celebrated in France. In the mass was sung:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Orientis partibus</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Adventabit asinus,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Pulcher et fortissimus.</i></span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>There was a long procession, headed by a young woman with a child in her
+arms, mounted on an ass, representing the Virgin Mary going into Egypt.
+At the end of the mass the priest, instead of saying <i>Ite missa est</i>,
+brayed three times with all his might, and the people answered in
+chorus.</p>
+
+<p>We have books on the feast of the ass, and the feast of fools; they
+furnish material towards a universal history of the human mind.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ASSASSIN_ASSASSINATION" id="ASSASSIN_ASSASSINATION"></a>ASSASSIN&mdash;ASSASSINATION.</h3>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION I.</h5>
+
+<p>A name corrupted from the word Ehissessin. Nothing is more common to
+those who go into a distant country than to write, repeat, and
+understand incorrectly in their own language what they have
+misunderstood in a language entirely foreign to them, and afterwards to
+deceive their countrymen as well as themselves. Error flies from mouth
+to mouth, from pen, to pen, and to destroy it requires ages.</p>
+
+<p>In the time of the Crusades there was a wretched little people of
+mountaineers inhabiting the caverns near the road to Damascus. These
+brigands elected a chief, whom they named Cheik Elchassissin. It is said
+that this honorific title of <i>cheik</i> originally signified <i>old</i>, as with
+us the title of <i>seigneur</i> comes from <i>senior</i>, elder, and the word
+<i>graf</i>, a count, signifies <i>old</i> among the Germans; for, in ancient
+times almost every people conferred the civil command upon the old men.
+Afterwards, the command having become hereditary, the title of <i>cheik,
+graf, seigneur, or count</i> has been given to children; and the Germans
+call a little master of four years old, <i>the count</i>&mdash;that is, the <i>old
+gentleman</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The Crusaders named the old man of the Arabian mountains, the Old Man of
+the Hill, and imagined him to be a great prince, because he had caused a
+count of Montserrat and some other crusading nobles to be robbed and
+murdered on the highway. These people were called <i>the assassins</i>, and
+their cheik the king of the vast country of <i>the assassins</i>. This vast
+territory is five or six leagues long by two or three broad, being part
+of Anti-Libanus, a horrible country, full of rocks, like almost all
+Palestine, but intersected by pleasant meadowlands, which feed numerous
+flocks, as is attested by all who have made the journey from Aleppo to
+Damascus.</p>
+
+<p>The cheik or senior of these <i>assassins</i> could be nothing more than a
+chief of banditti; for there was at that time a sultan of Damascus who
+was very powerful.</p>
+
+<p>Our romance-writers of that day, as fond of chimeras as the Crusaders,
+thought proper to relate that in 1236 this great prince of the
+assassins, fearing that Louis IX., of whom he had never heard, would put
+himself at the head of a crusade, and come and take from him his
+territory, sent two great men of his court from the caverns of
+Anti-Libanus to Paris to assassinate that king; but that having the next
+day heard how generous and amiable a prince Louis was, he immediately
+sent out to sea two more great men to countermand the assassination. I
+say out to sea, for neither the two emissaries sent to kill Louis, nor
+the two others sent to save him, could make the voyage without embarking
+at Joppa, which was then in the power of the Crusaders, which rendered
+the enterprise doubly marvellous. The two first must have found a
+Crusaders' vessel ready to convey them in an amicable manner, and the
+two last must have found another.</p>
+
+<p>However, a hundred authors, one after another, have related this
+adventure, though Joinville, a contemporary, who was on the spot, says
+nothing about it&mdash;<i>"Et voilà justement comme on écrit l'histoire."</i></p>
+
+<p>The Jesuit Maimbourg, the Jesuit Daniel, twenty other Jesuits, and
+Mézeray&mdash;though he was not a Jesuit&mdash;have repeated this absurdity. The
+Abbé Véli, in his history of France, tells it over again with perfect
+complaisance, without any discussion, without any examination, and on
+the word of one William of Nangis, who wrote about sixty years after
+this fine affair is said to have happened at a time when history was
+composed from nothing but town talk.</p>
+
+<p>If none but true and useful things were recorded, our immense historical
+libraries would be reduced to a very narrow compass; but we should know
+more, and know it better.</p>
+
+<p>For six hundred years the story has been told over and over again, of
+the Old Man of the Hill&mdash;<i>le vieux de la montagne</i>&mdash;who, in his
+delightful gardens, intoxicated his young elect with voluptuous
+pleasures, made them believe that they were in paradise, and sent them
+to the ends of the earth to assassinate kings in order to merit an
+eternal paradise.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Near the Levantine shores there dwelt of old</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">An aged ruler, feared in every land;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Not that he owned enormous heaps of gold,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Not that vast armies marched at his command,&mdash;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">But on his people's minds he things impressed,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Which filled with desperate courage every breast</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The boldest of his subjects first he took,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Of paradise to give them a foretaste&mdash;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The paradise his lawgiver had painted;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">With every joy the lying prophet's book</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Within his falsely-pictured heaven had placed,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">They thought their senses had become acquainted.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">And how was this effected? 'Twas by wine&mdash;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Of this they drank till every sense gave way,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">And, while in drunken lethargy they lay,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Were borne, according to their chief's design,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">To sports of pleasantness&mdash;to sunshine glades,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Delightful gardens and inviting shades.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Young tender beauties were abundant there,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">In earliest bloom, and exquisitely fair;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">These gayly thronged around the sleeping men,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Who, when at length they were awake again,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Wondering to see the beauteous objects round,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Believed that some way they'd already found</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Those fields of bliss, in every beauty decked,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The false Mahomet promised his elect.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Acquaintance quickly made, the Turks advance;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The maidens join them in a sprightly dance;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Sweet music charms them as they trip along;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">And every feathered warbler adds his song.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The joys that could for every sense suffice.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Were found within this earthly paradise.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Wine, too, was there&mdash;and its effects the same;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">These people drank, till they could drink no more,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Were earned to the place from whence they came.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">And what resulted from this trickery?</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">These men believed that they should surely be</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Again transported to that place of pleasure,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">If, without fear of suffering or of death,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">They showed devotion to Mahomet's faith,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">And to their prince obedience without measure.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Thus might their sovereign with reason say,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">And that, now his device had made them so,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">His was the mightiest empire here below....</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>All this might be very well in one of La Fontaine's tales&mdash;setting apart
+the weakness of the verse; and there are a hundred historical anecdotes
+which could be tolerated there only.</p>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION II.</h5>
+
+
+<p>Assassination being, next to poisoning, the crime most cowardly and most
+deserving of punishment, it is not astonishing that it has found an
+apologist in a man whose singular reasoning is, in some things, at
+variance with the reason of the rest of mankind.</p>
+
+<p>In a romance entitled "Emilius," he imagines that he is the guardian of
+a young man, to whom he is very careful to give an education such as is
+received in the military school&mdash;teaching him languages, geometry,
+tactics, fortification, and the history of his country. He does not seek
+to inspire him with love for his king and his country, but contents
+himself with making him a joiner. He would have this gentleman-joiner,
+when he has received a blow or a challenge, instead of returning it and
+fighting, "prudently assassinate the man." Molière does, it is true, say
+jestingly, in <i>"L'Amour Peintre,"</i> "assassination is the safest"; but
+the author of this romance asserts that it is the most just and
+reasonable. He says this very seriously, and, in the immensity of his
+paradoxes, this is one of the three or four things which he first says.
+The same spirit of wisdom and decency which makes him declare that a
+preceptor should often accompany his pupil to a place of prostitution,
+makes him decide that this disciple should be an assassin. So that the
+education which Jean Jacques would give to a young man consists in
+teaching him how to handle the plane, and in fitting him for salivation
+and the rope.</p>
+
+<p>We doubt whether fathers of families will be eager to give such
+preceptors to their children. It seems to us that the romance of Emilius
+departs rather too much from the maxims of Mentor in "Telemachus"; but
+it must also be acknowledged that our age has in all things very much
+varied from the great age of Louis XIV.</p>
+
+<p>Happily, none of these horrible infatuations are to be found in the
+"Encyclopædia." It often displays a philosophy seemingly bold, but never
+that atrocious and extravagant babbling which two or three fools have
+called philosophy, and two or three ladies, eloquence.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ASTROLOGY" id="ASTROLOGY"></a>ASTROLOGY.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Astrology might rest on a better foundation than magic. For if no one
+has seen farfadets, or lemures, or dives, or peris, or demons, or
+cacodemons, the predictions of astrologers have often been found true.
+Let two astrologers be consulted on the life of an infant, and on the
+weather; if one of them say that the child shall five to the age of man,
+the other that he shall not; if one foretell rain and the other fair
+weather, it is quite clear that there will be a prophet.</p>
+
+<p>The great misfortune of astrologers is that the heavens have changed
+since the rules of the art were laid down. The sun, which at the equinox
+was in the Ram in the time of the Argonauts, is now in the Bull; and
+astrologers, most unfortunately for their art, now attribute to one
+house of the sun that which visibly belongs to another. Still, this is
+not a demonstrative argument against astrology. The masters of the art
+are mistaken; but it is not proved that the art cannot exist.</p>
+
+<p>There would be no absurdity in saying, "Such a child was born during the
+moon's increase, in a stormy season, at the rising of a certain star;
+its constitution was bad, and its life short and miserable, which is the
+ordinary lot of weak temperaments; another, on the contrary, was born
+when the moon was at the full, and the sun in all his power, in calm
+weather, at the rising of another particular star; his constitution was
+good, and his life long and happy." If such observations had been
+frequently repeated, and found just, experience might, at the end of a
+few thousand centuries, have formed an art which it would have been
+difficult to call in question; it would have been thought, not without
+some appearance of truth, that men are like trees and vegetables, which
+must be planted only in certain seasons. It would have been of no
+service against the astrologers to say, "My son was born in fine
+weather, yet he died in his cradle." The astrologer would have answered,
+"It often happens that trees planted in the proper season perish
+prematurely; I will answer for the stars, but not for the particular
+conformation which you communicated to your child; astrology operates
+only when there is no cause opposed to the good which they have power to
+work."</p>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 399px;">
+<a name="An_Astrologer" id="An_Astrologer"></a>
+<img src="images/img_02_astrologer.jpg" width="399" alt="An Astrologer." title="" />
+<span class="caption_fig">An Astrologer.</span>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>Nor would astrology have suffered any more discredit from it being said:
+"Of two children who were born in the same minute, one became a king,
+the other nothing more than churchwarden of his parish;" for a defence
+would easily have been made by showing that the peasant made his fortune
+in becoming churchwarden, just as much as the prince did in becoming
+king.</p>
+
+<p>And if it were alleged that a bandit, hung up by order of Sixtus the
+Fifth, was born at the same time as Sixtus, who, from being a swineherd,
+became pope, the astrologers would say that there was a mistake of a few
+seconds, and that, according to the rules, the same star could not
+bestow the tiara and the gallows. It was, then, only because
+long-accumulated experience gave the lie to the predictions that men at
+length perceived that the art was illusory; but their credulity was of
+long duration.</p>
+
+<p>One of the most famous mathematicians of Europe, named Stoffler, who
+flourished in the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries, foretold a
+universal deluge for the year 1524. This deluge was to happen in the
+month of February, and nothing can be more plausible, for Saturn,
+Jupiter, and Mars were then in conjunction in the sign of the Fishes.
+Every nation in Europe, Asia, and Africa that heard of the prediction
+was in consternation. The whole world expected the deluge, in spite of
+the rainbow. Several contemporary authors relate that the inhabitants of
+the maritime provinces of Germany hastened to sell their lands, at any
+price, to such as had more money and less credulity than themselves.
+Each one provided himself with a boat to serve as an ark. A doctor of
+Toulouse, in particular, named Auriol, had an ark built for himself, his
+family, and friends; and the same precautions were taken in a great part
+of Italy. At last the month of February arrived, and not a drop of rain
+fell, never was a month more dry, never were the astrologers more
+embarrassed. However, we neither discouraged nor neglected them; almost
+all our princes continued to consult them.</p>
+
+<p>I have not the honor to be a prince; nevertheless, the celebrated Count
+de Boulainvilliers and an Italian, named Colonna, who had great
+reputation at Paris, both foretold to me that I should assuredly die at
+the age of thirty-two. I have already been so malicious as to deceive
+them thirty years in their calculation&mdash;for which I most humbly ask
+their pardon.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ASTRONOMY" id="ASTRONOMY"></a>ASTRONOMY,</h3>
+
+<h5>WITH A FEW MORE REFLECTIONS ON ASTROLOGY.</h5>
+
+
+<p>M. Duval, who, if I mistake not, was librarian to the Emperor Francis
+I., gives us an account of the manner in which, in his childhood, pure
+instinct gave him the first ideas of astronomy. He was contemplating the
+moon which, as it declined towards the west, seemed to touch the trees
+of a wood. He doubted not that he should find it behind the trees, and,
+on running thither, was astonished to see it at the extremity of the
+horizon.</p>
+
+<p>The following days his curiosity prompted him to watch the course of
+this luminary, and he was still more surprised to find that it rose and
+set at various hours. The different forms which it took from week to
+week, and its total disappearance for some nights, also contributed to
+fix his attention. All that a child could do was to observe and to
+admire, and this was doing much; not one in ten thousand has this
+curiosity and perseverance.</p>
+
+<p>He studied, as he could, for three years, with no other book than the
+heavens, no other master than his eyes. He observed that the stars did
+not change their relative positions; but the brilliancy of the planet
+Venus having caught his attention, it seemed to him to have a particular
+course, like that of the moon. He watched it every night; it disappeared
+for a long time; and at length he saw it become the morning instead of
+the evening star. The course of the sun, which from month to month, rose
+and set in different parts of the heavens, did not escape him. He marked
+the solstices with two staves, without knowing what the solstices were.</p>
+
+<p>It appears to me that some profit might be derived from this example,
+in teaching astronomy to a child of ten or twelve years of age, and with
+much greater facility than this extraordinary child, of whom I have
+spoken, taught himself its first elements.</p>
+
+<p>It is a very attractive spectacle for a mind disposed to the
+contemplation of nature to see that the different phases of the moon are
+precisely the same as those of a globe round which a lighted candle is
+moved, showing here a quarter, here the half of its surface, and
+becoming invisible when an opaque body is interposed between it and the
+candle. In this manner it was that Galileo explained the true principles
+of astronomy before the doge and senators of Venice on St. Mark's tower;
+he demonstrated everything to the eyes.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, not only a child, but even a man of mature age, who has seen the
+constellations only on maps or globes, finds it difficult to recognize
+them in the heavens. In a little time the child will quite well
+comprehend the causes of the sun's apparent course, and the daily
+revolutions of the fixed stars.</p>
+
+<p>He will, in particular, discover the constellations with the aid of
+these four Latin lines, made by an astronomer about fifty years ago, and
+which are not sufficiently known:</p>
+
+<p><i>Delta Aries, Perseum Taurus, Geminique Capellam; Nil Cancer, Plaustrum
+Leo, Virgo Coman, atque Bootem, Libra Anguem, Anguiferum fert Scorpios;
+Antinoum Arcus; Delphinum Caper, Amphora Equos, Cepheida Pisces.</i></p>
+
+<p>Nothing should be said to him about the systems of Ptolemy and Tycho
+Brahe, because they are false; they can never be of any other service
+than to explain some passages in ancient authors, relating to the errors
+of antiquity. For instance, in the second book of Ovid's
+<i>"Metamorphoses"</i> the sun says to Phaëton:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Adde, quod assidua rapitur vertigine c&#339;lum;</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Nitor in adversum; nec me, qui cætera, vincit</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Impetus; et rapido contrarius evehor orbi.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">A rapid motion carries round the heavens;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">But I&mdash;and I alone&mdash;resist its force,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Marching secure in my opposing path.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>This idea of a first mover turning the heavens round in twenty-four
+hours with an impossible motion, and of the sun, though acted upon by
+this first motion, yet imperceptibly advancing from west to east by a
+motion peculiar to itself, and without a cause, would but embarrass a
+young beginner.</p>
+
+<p>It is sufficient for him to know that, whether the earth revolves on its
+own axis and round the sun, or the sun completes his revolution in a
+year, appearances are nearly the same, and that, in astronomy, we are
+obliged to judge of things by our eyes before we examine them as natural
+philosophers.</p>
+
+<p>He will soon know the cause of the eclipses of the sun and the moon, and
+why they do not occur every night. It will at first appear to him that,
+the moon being every month in opposition to and in conjunction with the
+sun, we should have an eclipse of the sun and one of the moon every
+month. But when he finds that these two luminaries are not in the same
+plane and are seldom in the same line with the earth, he will no longer
+be surprised.</p>
+
+<p>He will easily be made to understand how it is that eclipses have been
+foretold, by knowing the exact circle in which the apparent motion of
+the sun and the real motion of the moon are accomplished. He will be
+told that observers found by experience and calculation the number of
+times that these two bodies are precisely in the same line with the
+earth in the space of nineteen years and a few hours, after which they
+seem to recommence the same course; so that, making the necessary
+allowances for the little inequalities that occurred during those
+nineteen years, the exact day, hour, and minute of an eclipse of the sun
+or moon were foretold. These first elements are soon acquired by a child
+of clear conceptions.</p>
+
+<p>Not even the precession of the equinoxes will terrify him. It will be
+enough to tell him that the sun has constantly appeared to advance in
+his annual course, one degree in seventy-two years, towards the east;
+and this is what Ovid meant to express: <i>"Contrarius evehor
+orbi"</i>;&mdash;"Marching secure in my opposing path."</p>
+
+<p>Thus the Ram, which the sun formerly entered at the beginning of spring,
+is now in the place where the Bull was then. This change which has taken
+place in the heavens, and the entrance of the sun into other
+constellations than those which he formerly occupied, were the
+strongest arguments against the pretended rules of judicial astrology.
+It does not, however, appear that this proof was employed before the
+present century to destroy this universal extravagance which so long
+infected all mankind, and is still in great vogue in Persia.</p>
+
+<p>A man born, according to the almanac, when the sun was in the sign of
+the Lion, was necessarily to be courageous; but, unfortunately, he was
+in reality born under the sign of the Virgin. So that Gauric and Michael
+Morin should have changed all the rules of their art.</p>
+
+<p>It is indeed odd that all the laws of astrology were contrary to those
+of astronomy. The wretched charlatans of antiquity and their stupid
+disciples, who have been so well received and so well paid by all the
+princes of Europe, talked of nothing but Mars and Venus, stationary and
+retrograde. Such as had Mars stationary were always to conquer. Venus
+stationary made all lovers happy. Nothing was worse than to be born
+under Venus retrograde. But the fact is that these planets have never
+been either retrograde or stationary, which a very slight knowledge of
+optics would have sufficed to show.</p>
+
+<p>How, then, can it have been that, in spite of physics and geometry, the
+ridiculous chimera of astrology is entertained even to this day, so that
+we have seen men distinguished for their general knowledge, and
+especially profound in history, who have all their lives been infatuated
+by so despicable an error? But the error was ancient, and that was
+enough.</p>
+
+<p>The Egyptians, the Chaldæans, the Jews, foretold the future; therefore,
+it may be foretold now. Serpents were charmed and spirits were raised in
+those days; therefore, spirits may be raised and serpents charmed now.
+It is only necessary to know the precise formula made use of for the
+purpose. If predictions are at an end, it is the fault, not of the art,
+but of the artist. Michael Morin and his secret died together. It is
+thus that the alchemists speak of the philosopher's stone; if, say they,
+we do not now find it, it is because we do not yet know precisely how to
+seek it; but it is certainly in Solomon's collar-bone. And, with this
+glorious certainty, more than two hundred families in France and Germany
+have ruined themselves.</p>
+
+<p>It is not then to be wondered at that the whole world has been duped by
+astrology. The wretched argument, "there are false prodigies, therefore
+there are true ones," is neither that of a philosopher, nor of a man
+acquainted with the world. "That is false and absurd, therefore it will
+be believed by the multitude," is a much truer maxim.</p>
+
+<p>It is still less astonishing that so many men, raised in other things so
+far above the vulgar; so many princes, so many popes, whom it would have
+been impossible to mislead in the smallest affair of interest, have been
+so ridiculously seduced by this astrological nonsense. They were very
+proud and very ignorant. The stars were for them alone; the rest of the
+world a rabble, with whom the stars had nothing to do. They were like
+the prince who trembled at the sight of a comet, and said gravely to
+those who did not fear it, "You may behold it without concern; you are
+not princes."</p>
+
+<p>The famous German leader, Wallenstein, was one of those infatuated by
+this chimera; he called himself a prince, and consequently thought that
+the zodiac had been made on purpose for him. He never besieged a town,
+nor fought a battle, until he had held a council with the heavens; but,
+as this great man was very ignorant, he placed at the head of this
+council a rogue of an Italian, named Seni, keeping him a coach and six,
+and giving him a pension of twenty thousand livres. Seni, however, never
+foresaw that Wallenstein would be assassinated by order of his most
+gracious sovereign, and that he himself would return to Italy on foot.</p>
+
+<p>It is quite evident that nothing can be known of the future, otherwise
+than by conjectures. These conjectures may be so well-founded as to
+approach certainty. You see a shark swallow a little boy; you may wager
+ten thousand to one that he will be devoured; but you cannot be
+absolutely sure of it, after the adventures of Hercules, Jonas, and
+Orlando Furioso, who each lived so long in a fish's belly.</p>
+
+<p>It cannot be too often repeated that Albertus Magnus and Cardinal
+d'Ailli both made the horoscope of Jesus Christ. It would appear that
+they read in the stars how many devils he would cast out of the bodies
+of the possessed, and what sort of death he was to die. But it was
+unfortunate that these learned astrologers <i>foretold</i> all these things
+so long <i>after</i> they happened.</p>
+
+<p>We shall elsewhere see that in a sect which passes for Christian, it is
+believed to be impossible for the Supreme Intelligence to see the future
+otherwise than by supreme conjecture; for, as the future does not exist,
+it is, say they, a contradiction in terms to talk of seeing at the
+present time that which is not.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ATHEISM" id="ATHEISM"></a>ATHEISM.</h3>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION I.</h5>
+
+
+<h4><i>On the Comparison so Often Made between Atheism and Idolatry.</i></h4>
+
+<p>It seems to me that, in the <i>"Dictionnaire Encyclopédique,"</i> a more
+powerful refutation might have been brought against the Jesuit
+Richeome's opinion concerning atheists and idolaters&mdash;an opinion
+formerly maintained by St. Thomas, St. Gregory Nazianzen, St. Cyprian,
+and Tertullian&mdash;an opinion which Arnobius placed in a strong light when
+he said to the pagans, "Do you not blush to reproach us with contempt
+for your gods? Is it not better to believe in no god than to impute to
+them infamous actions?"&mdash;an opinion long before established by
+Plutarch, who stated that he would rather have it said that there was
+no Plutarch than that there was a Plutarch, inconstant, choleric, and
+vindictive&mdash;an opinion, too, fortified by all the dialectical efforts of
+Bayle.</p>
+
+<p>Such is the ground of dispute, placed in a very striking point of view
+by the Jesuit Richeome, and made still more specious by the way in which
+Bayle sets it off:</p>
+
+<p>"There are two porters at the door of a house. You ask to speak to the
+master. He is not at home, answers one. He is at home, answers the
+other, but is busied in making false money, false contracts, daggers,
+and poisons, to destroy those who have only accomplished his designs.
+The atheist resembles the former of these porters, the pagan the latter.
+It is then evident that the pagan offends the Divinity more grievously
+than the atheist."</p>
+
+<p>With the permission of Father Richeome, and that of Bayle himself, this
+is not at all the state of the question. For the first porter to be like
+the atheist, he must say, not "My master is not here," but "I have no
+master; he who you pretend is my master does not exist. My comrade is a
+blockhead to tell you that the gentleman is engaged in mixing poisons
+and wetting poniards to assassinate those who have executed his will.
+There is no such being in the world."</p>
+
+<p>Richeome, therefore, has reasoned very ill; and Bayle, in his rather
+diffuse discourses, has so far forgotten himself as to do Richeome the
+honor of making a very lame comment upon him.</p>
+
+<p>Plutarch seems to express himself much better, in declaring that he
+prefers those who say there is no Plutarch to those who assert that
+Plutarch is unfit for society. Indeed, of what consequence to him was
+its being said that he was not in the world? But it was of great
+consequence that his reputation should not be injured. With the Supreme
+Being it is otherwise.</p>
+
+<p>Still Plutarch does not come to the real point in discussion. It is only
+asked who most offends the Supreme Being&mdash;he who denies Him, or he who
+disfigures Him? It is impossible to know, otherwise than by revelation,
+whether God is offended at the vain discourses which men hold about Him.</p>
+
+<p>Philosophers almost always fall unconsciously into the ideas of the
+vulgar, in supposing that God is jealous of His glory, wrathful, and
+given to revenge, and in taking rhetorical figures for real ideas. That
+which interests the whole world is to know whether it is not better to
+admit a rewarding and avenging God, recompensing hidden good actions,
+and punishing secret crimes, than to admit no God at all.</p>
+
+<p>Bayle exhausts himself in repeating all the infamous things imputed to
+the gods of antiquity. His adversaries answer him by unmeaning
+commonplaces. The partisans and the enemies of Bayle have almost always
+fought without coming to close quarters. They all agree that Jupiter
+was an adulterer, Venus a wanton, Mercury a rogue. But this, I conceive,
+ought not to be considered; the religion of the ancient Romans should be
+distinguished from Ovid's <i>"Metamorphoses."</i> It is quite certain that
+neither they nor even the Greeks ever had a temple dedicated to Mercury
+the Rogue, Venus the Wanton, or Jupiter the Adulterer.</p>
+
+<p>The god whom the Romans called <i>"Deus optimus maximus"</i>&mdash;most good, most
+great&mdash;was not believed to have encouraged Clodius to lie with Cæsar's
+wife, nor Cæsar to become the minion of King Nicomedes.</p>
+
+<p>Cicero does not say that Mercury incited Verres to rob Sicily, though,
+in the fable, Mercury had stolen Apollo's cows. The real religion of the
+ancients was that Jupiter, most good and just, with the secondary
+divinities, punished perjury in the infernal regions. Thus, the Romans
+were long the most religious observers of their oaths. It was in no wise
+ordained that they should believe in Leda's two eggs, in the
+transformation of Inachus's daughter into a cow, or in Apollo's love for
+Hyacinthus. Therefore it must not be said that the religion of Numa was
+dishonoring to the Divinity. So that, as but too often happens, there
+has been a long dispute about a chimera.</p>
+
+<p>Then, it is asked, can a people of atheists exist? I consider that a
+distinction must be made between the people, properly so called, and a
+society of philosophers above the people. It is true that, in every
+country, the populace require the strongest curb; and that if Bayle had
+had but five or six hundred peasants to govern, he would not have failed
+to announce to them a rewarding and avenging God. But Bayle would have
+said nothing about them to the Epicureans, who were people of wealth,
+fond of quiet, cultivating all the social virtues, and friendship in
+particular, shunning the dangers and embarrassments of public
+affairs&mdash;leading, in short, a life of ease and innocence. The dispute,
+so far as it regards policy and society, seems to me to end here.</p>
+
+<p>As for people entirely savage, they can be counted neither among the
+theists nor among the atheists. To ask them what is their creed would be
+like asking them if they are for Aristotle or Democritus. They know
+nothing; they are no more atheists than they are peripatetics.</p>
+
+<p>But, it may be insisted, that they live in society, though they have no
+God, and that, therefore, society may subsist without religion.</p>
+
+<p>In this case I shall reply that wolves live so; and that an assemblage
+of barbarous cannibals, as you suppose them to be, is not a society.
+And, further, I will ask you if, when you have lent your money to any
+one of your society, you would have neither your debtor, nor your
+attorney, nor your notary, nor your judge, believe in a God?</p>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION II.</h5>
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Modern Atheists.&mdash;Arguments of the Worshippers of God.</i></p>
+
+<p>We are intelligent beings, and intelligent beings cannot have been
+formed by a blind, brute, insensible being; there is certainly some
+difference between a clod and the ideas of Newton. Newton's
+intelligence, then, came from some other intelligence.</p>
+
+<p>When we see a fine machine, we say there is a good machinist, and that
+he has an excellent understanding. The world is assuredly an admirable
+machine; therefore there is in the world, somewhere or other, an
+admirable intelligence. This argument is old, but is not therefore the
+worse.</p>
+
+<p>All animated bodies are composed of levers and pulleys, which act
+according to the laws of mechanics; of liquors, which are kept in
+perpetual circulation by the laws of hydrostatics; and the reflection
+that all these beings have sentiment which has no relation to their
+organization, fills us with wonder.</p>
+
+<p>The motions of the stars, that of our little earth round the sun&mdash;all
+are operated according to the laws of the profoundest mathematics. How
+could it be that Plato, who knew not one of these laws&mdash;the eloquent but
+chimerical Plato, who said that the foundation of the earth was an
+equilateral triangle, and that of water a right-angled triangle&mdash;the
+strange Plato, who said there could be but five worlds, because there
+were but five regular bodieshow, I say, was it that Plato, who was not
+even acquainted with spherical trigonometry, had nevertheless so fine a
+genius, so happy an instinct, as to call God the Eternal
+Geometrician&mdash;to feel that there exists a forming Intelligence? Spinoza
+himself confesses it. It is impossible to controvert this truth, which
+surrounds us and presses us on all sides.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Argument of the Atheists.</i></p>
+
+<p>I have, however, known refractory individuals, who have said that there
+is no forming intelligence, and that motion alone has formed all that we
+see and all that we are. They say boldly that the combination of this
+universe was possible because it exists; therefore it was possible for
+motion of itself to arrange it. Take four planets only&mdash;Mars, Venus,
+Mercury, and the Earth; let us consider them solely in the situations in
+which they now are; and let us see how many probabilities we have that
+motion will bring them again to those respective places. There are but
+twenty-four chances in this combination; that is, it is only twenty-four
+to one that these planets will not be found in the same situations with
+respect to one another. To these four globes add that of Jupiter; and it
+is then only a hundred and twenty to one that Jupiter, Mars, Venus,
+Mercury, and our globe will not be placed in the same positions in which
+we now see them.</p>
+
+<p>Lastly, add Saturn; and there will then be only seven hundred and twenty
+chances to one against putting these planets in their present
+arrangement, according to their given distances. It is, then,
+demonstrated that once, at least, in seven hundred and twenty cases,
+chance might place these planets in their present order.</p>
+
+<p>Then take all the secondary planets, all their motions, all the beings
+that vegetate, live, feel, think, act, on all these globes; you have
+only to increase the number of chances; multiply this number to all
+eternity&mdash;to what our weakness calls <i>infinity</i>&mdash;there will still be an
+unit in favor of the formation of the world, such as it is, by motion
+alone; therefore it is possible that, in all eternity, the motion of
+matter alone has produced the universe as it exists. Nay, this
+combination must, in eternity, of necessity happen. Thus, say they, not
+only it is possible that the world is as it is by motion alone, but it
+was impossible that it should not be so after infinite combinations.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Answer.</i></p>
+
+<p>All this supposition seems to me to be prodigiously chimerical, for two
+reasons: the first is, that in this universe there are intelligent
+beings, and you cannot prove it possible for motion alone to produce
+understanding. The second is, that, by your own confession, the chances
+are infinity to unity, that an intelligent forming cause produced the
+universe. Standing alone against infinity, a unit makes but a poor
+figure.</p>
+
+<p>Again Spinoza himself admits this intelligence; it is the basis of his
+system. You have not read him, but you must read him. Why would you go
+further than he, and, through a foolish pride, plunge into the abyss
+where Spinoza dared not to descend? Are you not aware of the extreme
+folly of saying that it is owing to a blind cause that the square of the
+revolution of one planet is always to the squares of the others as the
+cube of its distance is to the cubes of the distances of the others from
+the common centre? Either the planets are great geometricians, or the
+Eternal Geometrician has arranged the planets.</p>
+
+<p>But where is the Eternal Geometrician? Is He in one place, or in all
+places, without occupying space? I know not. Has He arranged all things
+of His own substance? I know not. Is He immense, without quantity and
+without quality? I know not. All I know is, that we must adore Him and
+be just.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>New Objection of a Modern Atheist.</i></p>
+
+<p>Can it be said that the conformation of animals is according to their
+necessities? What are those necessities? Self-preservation and
+propagation. Now, is it astonishing that, of the infinite combinations
+produced by chance, those only have survived which had organs adapted
+for their nourishment and the continuation of their species? Must not
+all others necessarily have perished?</p>
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Answer.</i></p>
+
+<p>This argument, taken from Lucretius, is sufficiently refuted by the
+sensation given to animals and the intelligence given to man. How, as
+has just been said in the preceding paragraph, should combinations
+produced by chance produce this sensation and this intelligence? Yes,
+doubtless, the members of animals are made for all their necessities
+with an incomprehensible art, and you have not the boldness to deny it.
+You do not mention it. You feel that you can say nothing in answer to
+this great argument which Nature brings against you. The disposition of
+the wing of a fly, or of the feelers of a snail, is sufficient to
+confound you.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>An Objection of Maupertuis.</i></p>
+
+<p>The natural philosophers of modern times have done nothing more than
+extend these pretended arguments; this they have sometimes done even to
+minuteness and indecency. They have found God in the folds of a
+rhinoceros's hide; they might, with equal reason, have denied His
+existence on account of the tortoise's shell.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Answer.</i></p>
+
+<p>What reasoning! The tortoise and the rhinoceros, and all the different
+species, prove alike in their infinite varieties the same cause, the
+same design, the same end, which are preservation, generation, and
+death. Unity is found in this immense variety; the hide and the shell
+bear equal testimony. What! deny God, because a shell is not like a
+skin! And journalists have lavished upon this coxcombry praises which
+they have withheld from Newton and Locke, both worshippers of the
+Divinity from thorough examination and conviction!</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Another of Maupertuis's Objections.</i></p>
+
+<p>Of what service are beauty and fitness in the construction of a serpent?
+Perhaps, you say, it has uses of which we are ignorant. Let us then, at
+least, be silent, and not admire an animal which we know only by the
+mischief it does.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Answer.</i></p>
+
+<p>Be you silent, also, since you know no more of its utility than myself;
+or acknowledge that, in reptiles, everything is admirably proportioned.
+Some of them are venomous; you have been so too. The only subject at
+present under consideration is the prodigious art which has formed
+serpents, quadrupeds, birds, fishes, and bipeds. This art is evident
+enough. You ask, Why is not the serpent harmless? And why have you not
+been harmless? Why have you been a persecutor? which, in a philosopher,
+is the greatest of crimes. This is quite another question; it is that of
+physical and moral evil. It has long been asked, Why are there so many
+serpents, and so many wicked men worse than serpents? If flies could
+reason, they would complain to God of the existence of spiders; but they
+would, at the same time, acknowledge what Minerva confessed to Arachne
+in the fable, that they arrange their webs in a wonderful manner.</p>
+
+<p>We cannot, then, do otherwise than acknowledge an ineffable
+Intelligence, which Spinoza himself admitted. We must own that it is
+displayed as much in the meanest insect as in the planets. And with
+regard to moral and physical evil, what can be done or said? Let us
+console ourselves by the enjoyment of physical and moral good, and adore
+the Eternal Being, who has ordained the one and permitted the other.</p>
+
+<p>One word more on this topic. Atheism is the vice of some intelligent
+men, and superstition is the vice of fools. And what is the vice of
+knaves?&mdash;Hypocrisy.</p>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION III.</h5>
+
+<h4><i>Unjust Accusation.&mdash;Justification of Vanini.</i></h4>
+
+<p>Formerly, whoever was possessed of a secret in any art was in danger of
+passing for a sorcerer; every new sect was charged with murdering
+infants in its mysteries; and every philosopher who departed from the
+jargon of the schools was accused of atheism by knaves and fanatics, and
+condemned by blockheads.</p>
+
+<p>Anaxagorus dares to assert that the sun is not conducted by Apollo,
+mounted in a chariot and four; he is condemned as an atheist, and
+compelled to fly.</p>
+
+<p>Aristotle is accused of atheism by a priest, and not being powerful
+enough to punish his accuser, he retires to Chalcis. But the death of
+Socrates is the greatest blot on the page of Grecian history.</p>
+
+<p>Aristophanes&mdash;he whom commentators admire because he was a Greek,
+forgetting that Socrates was also a Greek&mdash;Aristophanes was the first
+who accustomed the Athenians to regard Socrates as an atheist.</p>
+
+<p>This comic poet, who is neither comic nor poetical, would not, among us,
+have been permitted to exhibit his farces at the fair of St. Lawrence.
+He appears to me to be much lower and more despicable than Plutarch
+represents him. Let us see what the wise Plutarch says of this buffoon:
+"The language of Aristophanes bespeaks his miserable quackery; it is
+made up of the lowest and most disgusting puns; he is not even pleasing
+to the people; and to men of judgment and honor he is insupportable; his
+arrogance is intolerable, and all good men detest his malignity."</p>
+
+<p>This, then, is the jack-pudding whom Madame Dacier, an admirer of
+Socrates, ventures to admire! Such was the man who, indirectly, prepared
+the poison by which infamous judges put to death the most virtuous man
+in Greece.</p>
+
+<p>The tanners, cobblers, and seamstresses of Athens applauded a farce in
+which Socrates was represented lifted in the air in a hamper, announcing
+that there was no God, and boasting of having stolen a cloak while he
+was teaching philosophy. A whole people, whose government sanctioned
+such infamous licences, well deserved what has happened to them, to
+become slaves to the Romans, and, subsequently, to the Turks. The
+Russians, whom the Greeks of old would have called barbarians, would
+neither have poisoned Socrates, nor have condemned Alcibiades to death.</p>
+
+<p>We pass over the ages between the Roman commonwealth and our own times.
+The Romans, much more wise than the Greeks, never persecuted a
+philosopher for his opinions. Not so the barbarous nations which
+succeeded the Roman Empire. No sooner did the Emperor Frederick II.
+begin to quarrel with the popes, than he was accused of being an
+atheist, and being the author of the book of "The Three Impostors,"
+conjointly with his chancellor De Vincis.</p>
+
+<p>Does our high-chancellor, de l'Hôpital, declare against persecution? He
+is immediately charged with atheism&mdash;<i>"Homo doctus, sed vetus atheus."</i>
+There was a Jesuit, as much beneath Aristophanes as Aristophanes is
+beneath Homer&mdash;a wretch, whose name has become ridiculous even among
+fanatics&mdash;the Jesuit Garasse, who found atheists everywhere. He bestows
+the name upon all who are the objects of his virulence. He calls
+Theodore Beza an atheist. It was he, too, that led the public into error
+concerning Vanini.</p>
+
+<p>The unfortunate end of Vanini does not excite our pity and indignation
+like that of Socrates, because Vanini was only a foreign pedant, without
+merit; however, Vanini was not, as was pretended, an atheist; he was
+quite the contrary.</p>
+
+<p>He was a poor Neapolitan priest, a theologian and preacher by trade, an
+outrageous disputer on quiddities and universals, and <i>"utrum chimæra
+bombinans in vacuo possit comedere secundas intentiones."</i> But there was
+nothing in him tending to atheism. His notion of God is that of the
+soundest and most approved theology: "God is the beginning and the end,
+the father of both, without need of either, eternal without time, in no
+one place, yet present everywhere. To him there is neither past nor
+future; he is within and without everything; he has created all, and
+governs all; he is immutable, infinite without parts; his power is his
+will." This is not very philosophical, but it is the most approved
+theology.</p>
+
+<p>Vanini prided himself on reviving Plato's fine idea, adopted by
+Averroës, that God had created a chain of beings from the smallest to
+the greatest, the last link of which was attached to his eternal throne;
+an idea more sublime than true, but as distant from atheism as being
+from nothing.</p>
+
+<p>He travelled to seek his fortune and to dispute; but, unfortunately,
+disputation leads not to fortune; a man makes himself as many
+irreconcilable enemies as he finds men of learning or of pedantry to
+argue against. Vanini's ill-fortune had no other source. His heat and
+rudeness in disputation procured him the hatred of some theologians; and
+having quarrelled with one Franconi, this Franconi, the friend of his
+enemies, charged him with being an atheist and teaching atheism.</p>
+
+<p>Franconi, aided by some witnesses, had the barbarity, when confronted
+with the accused, to maintain what he had advanced. Vanini, on the
+stool, being asked what he thought of the existence of a God, answered
+that he, with the Church, adored a God in three persons. Taking a straw
+from the ground, "This," said he, "is sufficient to prove that there is
+a creator." He then delivered a very fine discourse on vegetation and
+motion, and the necessity of a Supreme Being, without whom there could
+be neither motion nor vegetation.</p>
+
+<p>The president Grammont, who was then at Toulouse, repeats this discourse
+in his history of France, now so little known; and the same Grammont,
+through some unaccountable prejudice, asserts that Vanini said all this
+"through vanity, or through fear, rather than from inward conviction."</p>
+
+<p>On what could this atrocious, rash judgment of the president be founded?
+It is evident, from Vanini's answer, that he could not but be acquitted
+of the charge of atheism. But what followed? This unfortunate foreign
+priest also dabbled in medicine. There was found in his house a large
+live toad, which he kept in a vessel of water; he was forthwith accused
+of being a sorcerer. It was maintained that this toad was the god which
+he adored. An impious meaning was attributed to several passages of his
+books, a thing which is both common and easy, by taking objections for
+answers, giving some bad sense to a loose phrase, and perverting an
+innocent expression. At last, the faction which oppressed him forced
+from his judges the sentence which condemned him to die.</p>
+
+<p>In order to justify this execution it was necessary to charge the
+unfortunate man with the most enormous of crimes. The grey friar&mdash;the
+<i>very</i> grey friar Marsenne, was so besotted as to publish that "Vanini
+set out from Naples, with twelve of his apostles, to convert the whole
+world to atheism." What a pitiful tale! How should a poor priest have
+twelve men in his pay? How should he persuade twelve Neapolitans to
+travel at great expense, in order to spread this revolting doctrine at
+the peril of their lives? Would a king himself have it in his power to
+pay twelve preachers of atheism? No one before Father Marsenne had
+advanced so enormous an absurdity. But after him it was repeated; the
+journals and historical dictionaries caught it, and the world, which
+loves the extraordinary, has believed the fable without examination.</p>
+
+<p>Even Bayle, in his miscellaneous thoughts (<i>Pensées Diverses</i>), speaks
+of Vanini as of an atheist. He cites his example in support of his
+paradox, that "a society of atheists might exist." He assures us that
+Vanini was a man of very regular morals, and that he was a martyr to
+his philosophical opinions. On both these points he is equally mistaken.
+Vanini informs us in his "Dialogues," written in imitation of Erasmus,
+that he had a mistress named Isabel. He was as free in his writings as
+in his conduct; but he was not an atheist.</p>
+
+<p>A century after his death, the learned Lacroze, and he who took the name
+of Philaletes, endeavored to justify him. But as no one cares anything
+about the memory of an unfortunate Neapolitan, scarcely any one has read
+these apologies.</p>
+
+<p>The Jesuit Hardouin, more learned and no less rash than Garasse, in his
+book entitled <i>"Athei Detecti"</i> charges the Descartes, the Arnaulds, the
+Pascals, the Malebranches, with atheism. Happily, Vanini's fate was not
+theirs.</p>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION IV.</h5>
+
+<p>A word on the question in morals, agitated by Bayle, "Whether a society
+of atheists can exist." Here let us first observe the enormous
+self-contradictions of men in disputation. Those who have been most
+violent in opposing the opinion of Bayle, those who have denied with the
+greatest virulence the possibility of a society of atheists, are the
+very men who have since maintained with equal ardor that atheism is the
+religion of the Chinese government.</p>
+
+<p>They have most assuredly been mistaken concerning the government of
+China; they had only to read the edicts of the emperors of that vast
+country, and they would have seen that those edicts are sermons, in
+which a Supreme Being&mdash;governing, avenging, and rewarding&mdash;is
+continually spoken of.</p>
+
+<p>But, at the same time, they are no less deceived respecting the
+impossibility of a society of atheists; nor can I conceive how Bayle
+could forget a striking instance which might have rendered his cause
+victorious.</p>
+
+<p>In what does the apparent impossibility of a society of atheists
+consist? In this: It is judged that men without some restraint could not
+live together; that laws have no power against secret crimes; and that
+it is necessary to have an avenging God&mdash;punishing, in this world or in
+the next, such as escape human justice.</p>
+
+<p>The laws of Moses, it is true, did not teach the doctrine of a life to
+come, did not threaten with chastisements after death, nor even teach
+the primitive Jews the immortality of the soul; but the Jews, far from
+being atheists, far from believing that they could elude the divine
+vengeance, were the most religious of men. They believed not only in the
+existence of an eternal God, but that He was always present among them;
+they trembled lest they should be punished in themselves, their wives,
+their children, their posterity to the fourth generation. This was a
+very powerful check.</p>
+
+<p>But among the Gentiles various sects had no restraint; the Skeptics
+doubted of everything; the Academics suspended their judgment on
+everything; the Epicureans were persuaded that the Divinity could not
+meddle in human affairs, and in their hearts admitted no Divinity. They
+were convinced that the soul is not a substance, but a faculty which is
+born and perishes with the body; consequently, they had no restraint but
+that of morality and honor. The Roman senators and knights were in
+reality atheists; for to men who neither feared nor hoped anything from
+them, the gods could not exist. The Roman senate, then, in the time of
+Cæsar and Cicero, was in fact an assembly of atheists.</p>
+
+<p>That great orator, in his oration for Cluentius, says to the whole
+assembled senate: "What does he lose by death? We reject all the silly
+fables about the infernal regions. What, then, can death take from him?
+Nothing but the susceptibility of sorrow."</p>
+
+<p>Does not Cæsar, wishing to save the life of his friend Catiline,
+threatened by the same Cicero, object that to put a criminal to death is
+not to punish him&mdash;that death is nothing&mdash;that it is but the termination
+of our ills&mdash;a moment rather fortunate than calamitous? Did not Cicero
+and the whole senate yield to this reasoning? The conquerors and
+legislators of all the known world then, evidently, formed a society of
+men who feared nothing from the gods, but were real atheists.</p>
+
+<p>Bayle next examines whether idolatry is more dangerous than
+atheism&mdash;whether it is a greater crime not to believe in the Divinity
+than to have unworthy notions of it; in this he thinks with
+Plutarch&mdash;that it is better to have no opinion than a bad opinion; but,
+without offence to Plutarch, it was infinitely better that the Greeks
+should fear Ceres, Neptune, and Jupiter than that they should fear
+nothing at all. It is clear that the sanctity of oaths is necessary; and
+that those are more to be trusted who think a false oath will be
+punished, than those who think they may take a false oath with impunity.
+It cannot be doubted that, in an organized society, it is better to have
+even a bad religion than no religion at all.</p>
+
+<p>It appears then that Bayle should rather have examined whether atheism
+or fanaticism is the most dangerous. Fanaticism is certainly a thousand
+times the most to be dreaded; for atheism inspires no sanguinary
+passion, but fanaticism does; atheism does not oppose crime, but
+fanaticism prompts to its commission. Let us suppose, with the author of
+the <i>"Commentarium Return Gallicarum,"</i> that the High-Chancellor de
+l'Hôpital was an atheist; he made none but wise laws; he recommended
+only moderation and concord. The massacres of St. Bartholomew were
+committed by fanatics. Hobbes passed for an atheist; yet he led a life
+of innocence and quiet, while the fanatics of his time deluged England,
+Scotland, and Ireland with blood. Spinoza was not only an atheist&mdash;he
+taught atheism; but assuredly he had no part in the judicial
+assassination of Barneveldt; nor was it he who tore in pieces the two
+brothers De Witt, and ate them off the gridiron.</p>
+
+<p>Atheists are, for the most part, men of learning, bold but bewildered,
+who reason ill and, unable to comprehend the creation, the origin of
+evil, and other difficulties, have recourse to the hypothesis of the
+eternity of things and of necessity.</p>
+
+<p>The ambitious and the voluptuous have but little time to reason; they
+have other occupations than that of comparing Lucretius with Socrates.
+Such is the case with us and our time.</p>
+
+<p>It was otherwise with the Roman senate, which was composed almost
+entirely of theoretical and practical atheists, that is, believing
+neither in Providence nor in a future state; this senate was an assembly
+of philosophers, men of pleasure, and ambitious men, who were all very
+dangerous, and who ruined the commonwealth. Under the emperors,
+Epicureanism prevailed. The atheists of the senate had been factious in
+the times of Sulla and of Cæsar; in those of Augustus and Tiberius, they
+were atheistical slaves.</p>
+
+<p>I should not wish to come in the way of an atheistical prince, whose
+interest it should be to have me pounded in a mortar; I am quite sure
+that I should be so pounded. Were I a sovereign, I would not have to do
+with atheistical courtiers, whose interest it was to poison me; I should
+be under the necessity of taking an antidote every day. It is then
+absolutely necessary for princes and people that the idea of a Supreme
+Being&mdash;creating, governing, rewarding, and punishing&mdash;be profoundly
+engraved on their minds.</p>
+
+<p>There are, nations of atheists, says Bayle in his "Thoughts on Comets."
+The Kaffirs, the Hottentots, and many other small populations, have no
+god; they neither affirm nor deny that there is one; they have never
+heard of Him; tell them that there is one, and they will easily believe
+it; tell them that all is done by the nature of things, and they will
+believe you just the same. To pretend that they are atheists would be
+like saying they are anti-Cartesians. They are neither for Descartes nor
+against him; they are no more than children; a child is neither atheist
+nor deist; he is nothing.</p>
+
+<p>From all this, what conclusion is to be drawn? That atheism is a most
+pernicious monster in those who govern; that it is the same in the men
+of their cabinet, since it may extend itself from the cabinet to those
+in office; that, although less to be dreaded than fanaticism, it is
+almost always fatal to virtue. And especially, let it be added, that
+there are fewer atheists now than ever&mdash;since philosophers have become
+persuaded that there is no vegetative being without a germ, no germ
+without a design, etc., and that the corn in our fields does not spring
+from rottenness.</p>
+
+<p>Unphilosophical geometricians have rejected final causes, but true
+philosophers admit them; and, as it is elsewhere observed, a catechist
+announces God to children, and Newton demonstrates Him to the wise.</p>
+
+<p>If there be atheists, who are to blame? Who but the mercenary tyrants of
+our souls, who, while disgusting us with their knavery, urge some weak
+spirits to deny the God whom such monsters dishonor? How often have the
+people's bloodsuckers forced overburdened citizens to revolt against the
+king!</p>
+
+<p>Men who have fattened on our substance, cry out to us: "Be persuaded
+that an ass spoke; believe that a fish swallowed a man, and threw him up
+three days after, safe and sound, on the shore; doubt not that the God
+of the universe ordered one Jewish prophet to eat excrement, and another
+to buy two prostitutes, and have bastards by them;" such are the words
+put into the mouth of the God of purity and truth! Believe a hundred
+things either visibly abominable or mathematically impossible; otherwise
+the God of Mercy will burn you in hell-fire, not only for millions of
+millions of ages, but for all eternity, whether you have a body or have
+not a body.</p>
+
+<p>These brutal absurdities are revolting to rash and weak minds, as well
+as to firm and wise ones. They say: "Our teachers represent God to us as
+the most insensate and barbarous of all beings; therefore, there is no
+God." But they ought to say, "Our teachers represent God as furious and
+ridiculous, therefore God is the reverse of what they describe Him; He
+is as wise and good as they say He is foolish and wicked." Thus do the
+wise decide. But, if a fanatic hears them, he denounces them to a
+magistrate&mdash;a sort of priest's officer, which officer has them burned
+alive, thinking that he is therein imitating and avenging the Divine
+Majesty which he insults.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ATHEIST" id="ATHEIST"></a>ATHEIST.</h3>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION I.</h5>
+
+<p>There were once many atheists among the Christians; they are now much
+fewer. It at first appears to be a paradox, but examination proves it to
+be a truth, that theology often threw men's minds into atheism, until
+philosophy at length drew them out of it. It must indeed have been
+pardonable to doubt of the Divinity, when His only announcers disputed
+on His nature. Nearly all the first Fathers of the Church made God
+corporeal, and others, after them, giving Him no extent, lodged Him in a
+part of heaven. According to some, He had created the world in Time;
+while, according to others, He had created Time itself. Some gave Him a
+Son like to Himself; others would not grant that the Son was like to the
+Father. It was also disputed in what way a third person proceeded from
+the other two.</p>
+
+<p>It was agitated whether the Son had been, while on earth, composed of
+two persons. So that the question undesignedly became, whether there
+were five persons in the Divinity&mdash;three in heaven and two for Jesus
+Christ upon earth; or four persons, reckoning Christ upon earth as only
+one; or three persons, considering Christ only as God. There were
+disputes about His mother, His descent into hell and into limbo; the
+manner in which the body of the God-man was eaten, and the blood of the
+God-man was drunk; on grace; on the saints, and a thousand other
+matters. When the confidants of the Divinity were seen so much at
+variance among themselves anathematizing one another from age to age,
+but all agreeing in an immoderate thirst for riches and grandeur&mdash;while,
+on the other hand, were beheld the prodigious number of crimes and
+miseries which afflicted the earth, and of which many were caused by the
+very disputes of these teachers of souls&mdash;it must be confessed that it
+was allowable for rational men to doubt the existence of a being so
+strangely announced, and for men of sense to imagine that a God, who
+could of His own free will make so many beings miserable, did not exist.</p>
+
+<p>Suppose, for example, a natural philosopher of the fifteenth century
+reading these words in "St. Thomas's Dream": <i>"Virtus c&#339;li, loco
+spermatis, sufficit cum elementis et putrefactione ad generationem
+animalium imperfectorum."</i> "The virtue of heaven instead of seed is
+sufficient, with the elements and putrefaction, for the generation of
+imperfect animals." Our philosopher would reason thus: "If corruption
+suffices with the elements to produce unformed animals, it would appear
+that a little more corruption, with a little more heat, would also
+produce animals more complete. The virtue of heaven is here no other
+than the virtue of nature. I shall then think, with Epicurus and St.
+Thomas, that men may have sprung from the slime of the earth and the
+rays of the sun&mdash;a noble origin, too, for beings so wretched and so
+wicked. Why should I admit a creating God, presented to me under so many
+contradictory and revolting aspects?" But at length physics arose, and
+with them philosophy. Then it was clearly discovered that the mud of the
+Nile produced not a single insect, nor a single ear of corn, and men
+were found to acknowledge throughout, germs, relations, means, and an
+astonishing correspondence among all beings. The particles of light have
+been followed, which go from the sun to enlighten the globe and the ring
+of Saturn, at the distance of three hundred millions of leagues; then,
+coming to the earth, form two opposite angles in the eye of the minutest
+insect, and paint all nature on its retina. A philosopher was given to
+the world who discovered the simple and sublime laws by which the
+celestial globes move in the immensity of space. Thus the work of the
+universe, now that it is better known, bespeaks a workman, and so many
+never-varying laws announce a lawgiver. Sound philosophy, therefore, has
+destroyed atheism, to which obscure theology furnished weapons of
+defence.</p>
+
+<p>But one resource was left for the small number of difficult minds,
+which, being more forcibly struck by the pretended injustices of a
+Supreme Being than by his wisdom, were obstinate in denying this first
+mover. Nature has existed from all eternity; everything in nature is in
+motion, therefore everything in it continually changes. And if
+everything is forever changing, all possible combinations must take
+place; therefore the present combinations of all things may have been
+the effect of this eternal motion and change alone. Take six dice, and
+it is 46,655 to one that you do not throw six times six. But still there
+is that one chance in 46,656. So, in the infinity of ages, any one of
+the infinite number of combinations, as that of the present arrangement
+of the universe, is not impossible.</p>
+
+<p>Minds, otherwise rational, have been misled by these arguments; but they
+have not considered that there is infinity against them, and that there
+certainly is not infinity against the existence of God. They should,
+moreover, consider that if everything were changing, the smallest things
+could not remain unchanged, as they have so long done. They have at
+least no reason to advance why new species are not formed every day. On
+the contrary, it is very probable that a powerful hand, superior to
+these continual changes, keeps all species within the bounds it, has
+prescribed them. Thus the philosopher, who acknowledges a God, has a
+number of probabilities on his side, while the atheist has only doubts.</p>
+
+<p>It is evident that in morals it is much better to acknowledge a God than
+not to admit one. It is certainly to the interest of all men that there
+should be a Divinity to punish what human, justice cannot repress; but
+it is also clear that it were better to acknowledge no God than to
+worship a barbarous one, and offer Him human victims, as so many nations
+have done.</p>
+
+<p>We have one striking example, which places this truth beyond a doubt.
+The Jews, under Moses, had no idea of the immortality of the soul, nor
+of a future state. Their lawgiver announced to them, from God, only
+rewards and punishments purely temporal; they, therefore, had only this
+life to provide for. Moses commands the Levites to kill twenty-three
+thousand of their brethren for having had a golden or gilded calf. On
+another occasion twenty-four thousand of them are massacred for having
+had commerce with the young women of the country; and twelve thousand
+are struck dead because some few of them had wished to support the ark,
+which was near falling. It may, with perfect reverence for the decrees
+of Providence, be affirmed, humanly speaking, that it would have been
+much better for these fifty-nine thousand men, who believed in no future
+state, to have been absolute atheists and have lived, than to have been
+massacred in the name of the God whom they acknowledged.</p>
+
+<p>It is quite certain that atheism is not taught in the schools of the
+learned of China, but many of those learned men are atheists, for they
+are indifferent philosophers. Now it would undoubtedly be better to live
+with them at Pekin, enjoying the mildness of their manners and their
+laws, than to be at Goa, liable to groan in irons, in the prisons of the
+inquisition, until brought out in a brimstone-colored garment,
+variegated with devils, to perish in the flames.</p>
+
+<p>They who have maintained that a society of atheists may exist have then
+been right, for it is laws that form society, and these atheists, being
+moreover philosophers, may lead a very wise and happy life under the
+shade of those laws. They will certainly live in society more easily
+than superstitious fanatics. People one town with Epicureans such as
+Simonides, Protagoras, Des Barreux, Spinoza; and another with Jansenists
+and Molinists. In which do you think there will be the most quarrels and
+tumults? Atheism, considering it only with relation to this life, would
+be very dangerous among a ferocious people, and false ideas of the
+Divinity would be no less pernicious. Most of the great men of this
+world live as if they were atheists. Every man who has lived with his
+eyes open knows that the knowledge of a God, His presence, and His
+justice, has not the slightest influence over the wars, the treaties,
+the objects of ambition, interest or pleasure, in the pursuit of which
+they are wholly occupied. Yet we do not see that they grossly violate
+the rules established in society. It is much more agreeable to pass our
+lives among them than among the superstitious and fanatical. I do, it is
+true, expect more justice from one who believes in a God than from one
+who has no such belief; but from the superstitious I look only for
+bitterness and persecution. Atheism and fanaticism are two monsters
+which may tear society in pieces; but the atheist preserves his reason,
+which checks his propensity to mischief, while the fanatic is under the
+influence of a madness which is constantly urging him on.</p>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION II.</h5>
+
+<p>In England, as everywhere else, there have been, and there still are,
+many atheists by principle; for there are none but young, inexperienced
+preachers, very ill-informed of what passes in the world, who affirm
+that there cannot be atheists. I have known some in France, who were
+quite good natural philosophers; and have, I own, been very much
+surprised that men who could so ably develop the secret springs of
+nature should obstinately refuse to acknowledge the hand which so
+evidently puts those springs in action.</p>
+
+<p>It appears to me that one of the principles which leads them to
+materialism is that they believe in the plentitude and infinity of the
+universe, and the eternity of matter. It must be this which misleads
+them, for almost all the Newtonians whom I have met admit the void and
+the termination of matter, and consequently admit a God.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, if matter be infinite, as so many philosophers, even including
+Descartes, pretend, it has of itself one of the attributes of the
+Supreme Being: if a void be impossible, matter exists of necessity; it
+has existed from all eternity. With these principles, therefore, we may
+dispense with God, creating, modifying, and preserving matter.</p>
+
+<p>I am aware that Descartes, and most of the schools which have believed
+in the <i>plenum</i>, and the infinity of matter, have nevertheless admitted
+a God; but this is only because men scarcely ever reason or act upon
+their principles.</p>
+
+<p>Had men reasoned, consequently, Epicurus and his apostle Lucretius must
+have been the most religious assertors of the Providence which they
+combated; for when they admitted the void and the termination of matter,
+a truth of which they had only an imperfect glimpse, it necessarily
+followed that matter was the being of necessity, existing by itself,
+since it was not indefinite. They had, therefore, in their own
+philosophy, and in their own despite, a demonstration that there is a
+Supreme Being, necessary, infinite, the fabricator of the universe.
+Newton's philosophy, which admits and proves the void and finite matter,
+also demonstratively proves the existence of a God.</p>
+
+<p>Thus I regard true philosophers as the apostles of the Divinity. Each
+class of men requires its particular ones; a parish catechist tells
+children that there is a God, but Newton proves it to the wise.</p>
+
+<p>In London, under Charles II. after Cromwell's wars, as at Paris under
+Henry IV. after the war of the Guises, people took great pride in being
+atheists; having passed from the excess of cruelty to that of pleasure,
+and corrupted their minds successively by war and by voluptuousness,
+they reasoned very indifferently. Since then the more nature has been
+studied the better its Author has been known.</p>
+
+<p>One thing I will venture to believe, which is, that of all religions,
+theism is the most widely spread in the world. It is the prevailing
+religion of China; it is that of the wise among the Mahometans; and,
+among Christian philosophers, eight out of ten are of the same opinion.
+It has penetrated even into the schools of theology, into the cloisters,
+into the conclave; it is a sort of sect without association, without
+worship, without ceremonies, without disputes, and without zeal, spread
+through the world without having been preached. Theism, like Judaism, is
+to be found amidst all religions; but it is singular that the latter,
+which is the extreme of superstition, abhorred by the people and
+contemned by the wise, is everywhere tolerated for money; while the
+former, which is the opposite of superstition, unknown to the people,
+and embraced by philosophers alone, is publicly exercised nowhere but in
+China. There is no country in Europe where there are more theists than
+in England. Some persons ask whether they have a religion or not.</p>
+
+<p>There are two sorts of theists. The one sort think that God made the
+world without giving man rules for good and evil. It is clear that these
+should have no other name than that of philosophers.</p>
+
+<p>The others believe that God gave to man a natural law. These, it is
+certain, have a religion, though they have no external worship. They
+are, with reference to the Christian religion, peaceful enemies, which
+she carries in her bosom; they renounce without any design of destroying
+her. All other sects desire to predominate, like political bodies, which
+seek to feed on the substance of others, and rise upon their ruin;
+theism has always lain quiet. Theists have never been found caballing in
+any state.</p>
+
+<p>There was in London a society of theists, who for some time continued to
+meet together. They had a small book of their laws, in which religion,
+on which so many ponderous volumes have been written, occupied only two
+pages. Their principal axiom was this: "Morality is the same among all
+men; therefore it comes from God. Worship is various; therefore it is
+the work of man."</p>
+
+<p>The second axiom was: "Men, being all brethren, and acknowledging the
+same God, it is execrable that brethren should persecute brethren,
+because they testify their love for the common father in a different
+manner. Indeed," said they, "what upright man would kill his elder
+brother because one of them had saluted their father after the Chinese
+and the other after the Dutch fashion, especially while it was undecided
+in what way the father wished their reverence to be made to him? Surely
+he who should act thus would be a bad brother rather than a good son."</p>
+
+<p>I am well aware that these maxims lead directly to "the abominable and
+execrable dogma of toleration"; but I do no more than simply relate the
+fact. I am very careful not to become a controversialist. It must,
+however, be admitted that if the different sects into which Christians
+have been divided had possessed this moderation, Christianity would have
+been disturbed by fewer disorders, shaken by fewer revolutions, and
+stained with less blood.</p>
+
+<p>Let us pity the theists for combating our holy revelation. But whence
+comes it that so many Calvinists, Lutherans, Anabaptists, Nestorians,
+Arians, partisans of Rome, and enemies of Rome, have been so sanguinary,
+so barbarous, and so miserable, now persecuting, now persecuted? It is
+because they have been the multitude. Whence is it that theists, though
+in error, have never done harm to mankind? Because they have been
+philosophers. The Christian religion has cost the human species
+seventeen millions of men, reckoning only one million per century, who
+have perished either by the hands of the ordinary executioner, or by
+those of executioners paid and led to battle&mdash;all for the salvation of
+souls and the greater glory of God.</p>
+
+<p>I have heard men express astonishment that a religion so moderate, and
+so apparently conformable to reason, as theism, has not been spread
+among the people. Among the great and little vulgar may be found pious
+herb-women, Molinist duchesses, scrupulous seamstresses who would go to
+the stake for anabaptism, devout hackney-coachmen, most determined in
+the cause of Luther or of Arius, but no theists; for theism cannot so
+much be called a religion as a system of philosophy, and the vulgar,
+whether great or little, are not philosophers.</p>
+
+<p>Locke was a declared theist. I was astonished to find, in that great
+philosopher's chapter on innate ideas, that men have all different ideas
+of justice. Were such the case, morality would no longer be the same;
+the voice of God would not be heard by man; natural religion would be at
+an end. I am willing to believe, with him, that there are nations in
+which men eat their fathers, and where to lie with a neighbor's wife is
+to do him a friendly office; but if this be true it does not prove that
+the law, "Do not unto others that which you would not have others do
+unto you," is not general. For if a father be eaten, it is when he has
+grown old, is too feeble to crawl along, and would otherwise be eaten by
+the enemy. And, I ask, what father would not furnish a good meal to his
+son rather than to the enemies of his nation? Besides, he who eats his
+father hopes that he in turn shall be eaten by his children.</p>
+
+<p>If a service be rendered to a neighbor by lying with his wife, it is
+when he cannot himself have a child, and is desirous of having one;
+otherwise he would be very angry. In both these cases, and in all
+others, the natural law, "Do not to another that which you would not
+have another do to you," remains unbroken. All the other rules, so
+different and so varied, may be referred to this. When, therefore, the
+wise metaphysician, Locke, says that men have no innate ideas, that they
+have different ideas of justice and injustice, he assuredly does not
+mean to assert that God has not given to all men that instinctive
+self-love by which they are of necessity guided.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="ATOMS" id="ATOMS"></a>ATOMS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Epicurus, equally great as a genius, and respectable in his morals; and
+after him Lucretius, who forced the Latin language to express
+philosophical ideas, and&mdash;to the great admiration of Rome&mdash;to express
+them in verse&mdash;Epicurus and Lucretius, I say, admitted atoms and the
+void. Gassendi supported this doctrine, and Newton demonstrated it. In
+vain did a remnant of Cartesianism still combat for the plenum; in vain
+did Leibnitz, who had at first adopted the rational system of Epicurus,
+Lucretius, Gassendi, and Newton, change his opinion respecting the void
+after he had embroiled himself with his master Newton. The plenum is now
+regarded as a chimera.</p>
+
+<p>In this Epicurus and Lucretius appear to have been true philosophers,
+and their intermediaries, who have been so much ridiculed, were no other
+than the unresisting space in which Newton has demonstrated that the
+planets move round their orbits in times proportioned to their areas.
+Thus it was not Epicurus' intermediaries, but his opponents, that were
+ridiculous. But when Epicurus afterwards tells us that his atoms
+declined in the void by chance; that this declination formed men and
+animals by chance; that the eyes were placed in the upper part of the
+head and the feet at the end of the legs by chance; that ears were not
+given to hear, but that the declination of atoms having fortuitously
+composed ears, men fortuitously made use of them to hear with&mdash;this
+madness, called physics, has been very justly turned into ridicule.</p>
+
+<p>Sound philosophy, then, has long distinguished what is good in Epicurus
+and Lucretius, from their chimeras, founded on imagination and
+ignorance. The most submissive minds have adopted the doctrine of
+creation in time, and the most daring have admitted that of creation
+before all time. Some have received with faith a universe produced from
+nothing; others, unable to comprehend this doctrine in physics, have
+believed that all beings were emanations from the Great&mdash;the Supreme and
+Universal Being; but all have rejected the fortuitous concurrence of
+atoms; all have acknowledged that chance is a word without meaning. What
+we call chance can be no other than the unknown cause of a known effect.
+Whence comes it then, that philosophers are still accused of thinking
+that the stupendous and indescribable arrangement of the universe is a
+production of the fortuitous concurrence of atoms&mdash;an effect of chance?
+Neither Spinoza nor any one else has advanced this absurdity.</p>
+
+<p>Yet the son of the great Racine says, in his poem on Religion:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>O toi! qui follement fais ton Dieu du hasard,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Viens me développer ce nid qu'avec tant d'art,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Au même ordre toujours architecte fidèle,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>A l'aide de son bee maçonne l'hirondelle;</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Comment, pour élever ce hardi bâtiment,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>A-t-elle en le broyant arrondi son ciment?</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Oh ye, who raise Creation out of chance,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">As erst Lucretius from th' atomic dance!</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Come view with me the swallow's curious nest,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Where beauty, art, and order, shine confessed.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">How could rude chance, forever dark and blind,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Preside within the little builder's mind?</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Could she, with accidents unnumbered crowned,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Its mass concentrate, and its structure round!</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>These lines are assuredly thrown away. No one makes chance his God; no
+one has said that while a swallow "tempers his clay, it takes the form
+of his abode by chance." On the contrary, it is said that "he makes his
+nest by the laws of necessity," which is the opposite of chance.</p>
+
+<p>The only question now agitated is, whether the author of nature has
+formed primordial parts unsusceptible of division, or if all is
+continually dividing and changing into other elements. The first system
+seems to account for everything, and the second, hitherto at least, for
+nothing.</p>
+
+<p>If the first elements of things were not indestructible one element
+might at last swallow up all the rest, and change them into its own
+substance. Hence, perhaps it was that Empedocles imagined that
+everything came from fire, and would be destroyed by fire.</p>
+
+<p>This question of atoms involves another, that of the divisibility of
+matter <i>ad infinitum</i>. The word <i>atom</i> signifies <i>without parts&mdash;not to
+be divided.</i> You divide it in thought, for if you were to divide it in
+reality it would no longer be an atom.</p>
+
+<p>You may divide a grain of gold into eighteen millions of visible parts;
+a grain of copper dissolved in spirit of sal ammoniac has exhibited
+upwards of twenty-two thousand parts; but when you have arrived at the
+last element the atom escapes the microscope, and you can divide no
+further except in imagination.</p>
+
+<p>The infinite divisibility of atoms is like some propositions in
+geometry. You may pass an infinity of curves between a circle and its
+tangent, supposing the circle and the tangent to be lines without
+breadth; but there are no such lines in nature.</p>
+
+<p>You likewise establish that asymptotes will approach one another without
+ever meeting; but it is under the supposition that they are lines
+having length without breadth&mdash;things which have only a speculative
+existence.</p>
+
+<p>So, also, we represent unity by a line, and divide this line and this
+unity into as many fractions as you please; but this infinity of
+fractions will never be any other than our unity and our line.</p>
+
+<p>It is not strictly demonstrated that atoms are indivisible, but it
+appears that they are not divided by the laws of nature.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="AVARICE" id="AVARICE"></a>AVARICE.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Avarities, <i>amor habendi</i>&mdash;desire of having, avidity, covetousness.
+Properly speaking, avarice is the desire of accumulating, whether in
+grain, movables, money, or curiosities. There were avaricious men long
+before coin was invented.</p>
+
+<p>We do not call a man avaricious who has four and twenty coach horses,
+yet will not lend one to his friend: or who, having two thousand bottles
+of Burgundy in his cellar, will not send you half a dozen, when he knows
+you to be in want of them. If he show you a hundred thousand crowns'
+worth of diamonds you do not think of asking him to present you with one
+worth twenty livres; you consider him as a man of great magnificence,
+but not at all avaricious.</p>
+
+<p>He who in finance, in army contracts, and great undertakings gained two
+millions each year, and who, when possessed of forty-three millions,
+besides his houses at Paris and his movables, expended fifty thousand
+crowns per annum for his table, and sometimes lent money to noblemen at
+five per cent, interest, did not pass, in the minds of the people, for
+an avaricious man. He had, however, all his life burned with the thirst
+of gain; the demon of covetousness was perpetually tormenting him; he
+continued to accumulate to the last day of his life. This passion, which
+was constantly gratified, has never been called avarice. He did not
+expend a tenth part of his income, yet he had the reputation of a
+generous man, too fond of splendor.</p>
+
+<p>A father of a family who, with an income of twenty thousand livres,
+expends only five or six, and accumulates his savings to portion his
+children, has the reputation among his neighbors of being avaricious,
+mean, stingy, a niggard, a miser, a grip-farthing; and every abusive
+epithet that can be thought of is bestowed upon him.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless this good citizen is much more to be honored than the
+Cr&#339;sus I have just mentioned; he expends three times as much in
+proportion. But the cause of the great difference between their
+reputations is this:</p>
+
+<p>Men hate the individual whom they call avaricious only because there is
+nothing to be gained by him. The physician, the apothecary, the
+wine-merchant, the draper, the grocer, the saddler, and a few girls gain
+a good deal by our Croesus, who is truly avaricious. But with our close
+and economical citizen there is nothing to be done. Therefore he is
+loaded with maledictions.</p>
+
+<p>As for those among the avaricious who deprive themselves of the
+necessaries of life, we leave them to Plautus and Molière.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="AUGURY" id="AUGURY"></a>AUGURY.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Must not a man be very thoroughly possessed by the demon of etymology to
+say, with Pezron and others, that the Roman word <i>augurium</i> came from
+the Celtic words <i>au</i> and <i>gur</i>? According to these learned men <i>au</i>
+must, among the Basques and Bas-Bretons, have signified <i>the liver</i>,
+because <i>asu</i>, which, (say they) signified <i>left</i>, doubtless stood for
+the liver, which is on the <i>right</i> side; and <i>gur</i> meant <i>man</i>, or
+<i>yellow</i>, or <i>red</i>, in that Celtic tongue of which we have not one
+memorial. Truly this is powerful reasoning.</p>
+
+<p>Absurd curiosity (for we must call things by their right names) has been
+carried so far as to seek Hebrew and Chaldee derivations from certain
+Teutonic and Celtic words. This, Bochart never fails to do. It is
+astonishing with what confidence these men of genius have proved that
+expressions used on the banks of the Tiber were borrowed from the patois
+of the savages of Biscay. Nay, they even assert that this patois was one
+of the first idioms of the primitive language&mdash;the parent of all other
+languages throughout the world. They have only to proceed, and say that
+all the various notes of birds come from the cry of the two first
+parrots, from which every other species of birds has been produced.</p>
+
+<p>The religious folly of auguries was originally founded on very sound and
+natural observations. The birds of passage have always marked the
+progress of the seasons. We see them come in flocks in the spring, and
+return in the autumn. The cuckoo is heard only in fine weather, which
+his note seems to invite. The swallows, skimming along the ground,
+announce rain. Each climate has its bird, which is in effect its augury.</p>
+
+<p>Among the observing part of mankind there were, no doubt, knaves who
+persuaded fools that there was something divine in these animals, and
+that their flight presaged our destinies, which were written on the
+wings of a sparrow just as clearly as in the stars.</p>
+
+<p>The commentators on the allegorical and interesting story of Joseph sold
+by his brethren, and made Pharaoh's prime minister for having explained
+his dreams, infer that Joseph was skilled in the science of auguries,
+from the circumstance that Joseph's steward is commanded to say to his
+brethren, "Is not this it (the silver cup) in which my lord drinketh?
+and whereby indeed he divineth?" Joseph, having caused his brethren to
+be brought back before him, says to them: "What deed is this that ye
+have done? Wot ye not that such a man as I can certainly divine?"</p>
+
+<p>Judah acknowledges, in the name of his brethren, that Joseph is a great
+diviner, and that God has inspired him: "God hath found out the iniquity
+of thy servants." At that time they took Joseph for an Egyptian lord. It
+is evident from the text that they believe the God of the Egyptians and
+of the Jews had discovered to this minister the theft of his cup.</p>
+
+<p>Here, then, we have auguries or divination clearly established in the
+Book of Genesis; so clearly that it is afterwards forbidden in
+Leviticus: "Ye shall not eat anything with the blood; neither shall ye
+use enchantment nor observe times. Ye shall not round the corners of
+your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."</p>
+
+<p>As for the superstition of seeing the future in a cup, it still exists,
+and is called seeing in a glass. The individual must never have known
+pollution; he must turn towards the east, and pronounce the words,
+<i>Abraxa per dominum nostrum</i>, after which he will see in a glass of
+water whatever he pleases. Children were usually chosen for this
+operation. They must retain their hair; a shaven head, or one wearing a
+wig, can see nothing in a glass. This pastime was much in vogue in
+France during the regency of the duke of Orleans, and still more so in
+the times preceding.</p>
+
+<p>As for auguries, they perished with the Roman Empire. Only the bishops
+have retained the augurial staff, called the crosier; which was the
+distinctive mark of the dignity of augur; so that the symbol of
+falsehood has become the symbol of truth.</p>
+
+<p>There were innumerable kinds of divinations, of which several have
+reached our latter ages. This curiosity to read the future is a malady
+which only philosophy can cure, for the weak minds that still practise
+these pretended arts of divination&mdash;even the fools who give themselves
+to the devils&mdash;all make religion subservient to these profanations, by
+which it is outraged.</p>
+
+<p>It is an observation worthy of the wise, that Cicero, who was one of the
+college of augurs, wrote a book for the sole purpose of turning auguries
+into ridicule; but they have likewise remarked that Cicero, at the end
+of his book, says that "superstition should be destroyed, but not
+religion. For," he adds, "the beauty of the universe, and the order of
+the heavenly bodies force us to acknowledge an eternal and powerful
+nature. We must maintain the religion which is joined with the knowledge
+of this nature, by utterly extirpating superstition, for it is a monster
+which pursues and presses us on every side. The meeting with a pretended
+diviner, a presage, an immolated victim, a bird, a Chaldæan, an
+aruspice, a flash of lightning, a clap of thunder, an event accidentally
+corresponding with what has been foretold to us, everything disturbs and
+makes us uneasy; sleep itself, which should make us forget all these
+pains and fears, serves but to redouble them by frightful images."</p>
+
+<p>Cicero thought he was addressing only a few Romans, but he was speaking
+to all men and all ages.</p>
+
+<p>Most of the great men of Rome no more believed in auguries than
+Alexander VI., Julius II., and Leo X., believed in Our Lady of Loretto
+and the blood of St. Januarius. However, Suetonius relates that
+Octavius, surnamed Augustus, was so weak as to believe that a fish,
+which leaped from the sea upon the shore at Actium, foreboded that he
+should gain the battle. He adds that, having afterwards met an
+ass-driver, he asked him the name of his ass; and the man having
+answered that his ass was named Nicholas, which signifies conqueror of
+nations, he had no longer any doubts about the victory; and that he
+afterwards had brazen statues erected to the ass-driver, the ass, and
+the jumping fish. He further assures us that these statues were placed
+in the Capitol.</p>
+
+<p>It is very likely that this able tyrant laughed at the superstitions of
+the Romans, and that his ass, the driver, and the fish, were nothing
+more than a joke. But it is no less likely that, while he despised all
+the follies of the vulgar, he had a few of his own. The barbarous and
+dissimulating Louis XI. had a firm faith in the cross of St. Louis.
+Almost all princes, excepting such as have had time to read, and read to
+advantage, are in some degree infected with superstition.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="AUGUSTINE" id="AUGUSTINE"></a>AUGUSTINE.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Augustine, a native of Tagaste, is here to be considered, not as a
+bishop, a doctor, a father of the Church, but simply as a man. This is a
+question in physics, respecting the climate of Africa.</p>
+
+<p>When a youth, Augustine was a great libertine, and the spirit was no
+less quick in him than the flesh. He says that before he was twenty
+years old he had learned arithmetic, geometry and music without a
+master.</p>
+
+<p>Does not this prove that, in Africa, which we now call Barbary, both
+minds and bodies advance to maturity more rapidly than among us?</p>
+
+<p>These valuable advantages of St. Augustine would lead one to believe
+that Empedocles was not altogether in the wrong when he regarded fire as
+the principle of nature. It is assisted, but by subordinate agents. It
+is like a king governing the actions of all his subjects, and sometimes
+inflaming the imaginations of his people rather too much. It is not
+without reason that Syphax says to Juba, in the Cato of Addison, that
+the sun which rolls its fiery car over African heads places a deeper
+tinge upon the cheeks, and a fiercer flame within their hearts. That the
+dames of Zama are vastly superior to the pale beauties of the north:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">The glowing dames of Zama's royal court</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Have faces flushed with more exalted charms;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">Were you with these, my prince, you'd soon forget</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">The pale unripened beauties of the north.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Where shall we find in Paris, Strasburg, Ratisbon, or Vienna young men
+who have learned arithmetic, the mathematics and music without
+assistance, and who have been fathers at fourteen?</p>
+
+<p>Doubtless it is no fable that Atlas, prince of Mauritania, called by the
+Greeks the son of heaven, was a celebrated astronomer, and constructed a
+celestial sphere such as the Chinese have had for so many ages. The
+ancients, who expressed everything in allegory, likened this prince to
+the mountain which bears his name, because it lifts its head above the
+clouds, which have been called the heavens by all mankind who have
+judged of things only from the testimony of their eyes.</p>
+
+<p>These Moors cultivated the sciences with success, and taught Spain and
+Italy for five centuries. Things are greatly altered. The country of
+Augustine is now but a den of pirates, while England, Italy, Germany,
+and France, which were involved in barbarism, are greater cultivators of
+the arts than ever the Arabians were.</p>
+
+<p>Our only object, then, in this article is to show how changeable a scene
+this world is. Augustine, from a debauchee, becomes an orator and a
+philosopher; he puts himself forward in the world; he teaches rhetoric;
+he turns Manichæan, and from Manichæanism passes to Christianity. He
+causes himself to be baptized, together with one of his bastards, named
+Deodatus; he becomes a bishop, and a father of the Church. His system of
+grace has been reverenced for eleven hundred years as an article of
+faith. At the end of eleven hundred years some Jesuits find means to
+procure an anathema against Augustine's system, word for word, under the
+names of Jansenius, St. Cyril, Arnaud, and Quesnel. We ask if this
+revolution is not, in its kind, as great as that of Africa, and if there
+be anything permanent upon earth?</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="AUGUSTUS_OCTAVIUS" id="AUGUSTUS_OCTAVIUS"></a>AUGUSTUS (OCTAVIUS).</h3>
+
+
+<h5><i>The Morals of Augustus.</i></h5>
+
+<p>Manners can be known only from facts, which facts must be incontestable.
+It is beyond doubt that this man, so immoderately praised as the
+restorer of morals and of laws, was long one of the most infamous
+debauchees in the Roman commonwealth. His epigram on Fulvia, written
+after the horrors of the proscriptions, proves that he was no less a
+despiser of decency in his language than he was a barbarian in his
+conduct. This abominable epigram is one of the strongest testimonies to
+Augustus' infamous immorality. Sextus Pompeius also reproached him with
+shameful weaknesses: <i>"Effeminatum infectatus est."</i> Antony, before the
+triumvirate, declared that Cæsar, great-uncle to Augustus, had adopted
+him as his son only because he had been subservient to his pleasures;
+<i>"Adopt ionem avunculi stupro meritum."</i></p>
+
+<p>Lucius Cæsar charged him with the same crime, and even asserted that he
+had been base enough to sell himself to Hirtius for a very considerable
+sum. He was so shameless as to take the wife of a consul from her
+husband in the midst of a supper; he took her to a neighboring closet,
+staid with her there for some time, and brought her back to table
+without himself, the woman, or her husband blushing at all at the
+proceeding.</p>
+
+<p>We have also a letter from Antony to Augustus, couched in these terms:
+<i>"Ita valeas ut hanc epistolam cum leges, non inieris Testullam, aut
+Terentillam, aut Russillam, aut Salviam, aut omnes. Anne refert ubi et
+in quam arrigas?"</i> We are afraid to translate this licentious letter.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing is better known than the scandalous feast of five of the
+companions of his pleasures with five of the principal women of Rome.
+They were dressed up as gods and goddesses, and imitated all the
+immodesties invented in fable&mdash;<i>"Bum nova Divorum c&#339;nat adulteria."</i>
+And on the stage he was publicly designated by this famous line:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Videsne ut cinaedus orbem digito temperet?</i></span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Almost every Latin author that speaks of Ovid asserts that Augustus had
+the insolence to banish that Roman knight, who was a much better man
+than himself, merely because the other had surprised him in an incest
+with his own daughter Julia; and that he sent his daughter into exile
+only through jealousy. This is the more likely, as Caligula published
+aloud that his mother was born from the incest of Augustus with Julia.
+So says Suetonius, in his life of Caligula.</p>
+
+<p>We know that Augustus repudiated the mother of Julia the very day she
+was brought to bed of her, and on the same day took Livia from her
+husband when she was pregnant of Tiberius&mdash;another monster, who
+succeeded him. Such was the man to whom Horace said: <i>"Res Italas armis
+tuteris, moribus ornes, Legibus emendes...."</i></p>
+
+<p>It is hard to repress our indignation at reading at the commencement of
+the Georgics that Augustus is one of the greatest of divinities; and
+that it is not known what place he will one day deign to occupy in
+heaven; whether he will reign in the air, or become the protector of
+cities, or vouchsafe to accept the empire of the seas:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>An Deus immensi venias maris, ac tua nauta</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Numina sola celant tibi servial ultima Thule.</i></span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Ariosto speaks with much more sense as well as grace, when he says in
+his fine thirty-fifth canto:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Non fu si santo ne benigno Augusto</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;"><i>Come la tromba di Virgilio sonna;</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>L'aver avuto in poesia buon gusto</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;"><i>La proscriptione iniqua gli perdona.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Augustus was not quite so mild and chaste</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4.5em;">As he's by honest Virgil represented;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">But then, the tyrant had poetic taste;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4.5em;">With this the poet fully was contented.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>The Cruelties of Augustus.</i></p>
+
+<p>If Augustus was long abandoned to the most shameful and frantic
+dissipation, his cruelty was no less uniform and deliberate. His
+proscriptions were published in the midst of feasting and revelry; he
+proscribed more than three hundred senators, two thousand knights, and
+one hundred obscure but wealthy heads of families, whose only crime was
+their being rich, Antony and Octavius had them killed, solely that they
+might get possession of their money; in which they differed not the
+least from highway robbers, who are condemned to the wheel.</p>
+
+<p>Octavius, immediately after the Persian war, gave his veterans all the
+lands belonging to the citizens of Mantua and Cremona, thus recompensing
+murder by depredation.</p>
+
+<p>It is but too certain that the world was ravaged, from the Euphrates to
+the extremities of Spain, by this man without shame, without faith,
+honor, or probity, knavish, ungrateful, avaricious, blood-thirsty, cool
+in the commission of crime, who, in any well-regulated republic, would
+have been condemned to the greatest of punishments for the first of his
+offences.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, the government of Augustus is still admired, because under
+him Rome tasted peace, pleasure and abundance. Seneca says of him:
+<i>"Clementiam non voco lassam crudelitatem"</i>&mdash;"I do not call exhausted
+cruelty clemency."</p>
+
+<p>It is thought that Augustus became milder when crime was no longer
+necessary to him; and that, being absolute master, he saw that he had no
+other interest than to appear just. But it appears to me that he still
+was pitiless rather than clement; for, after the battle of Actium, he
+had Antony's son murdered at the feet of Cæsar's statue; and he was so
+barbarous as to have young Cæsarion, the son of Cæsar and Cleopatra,
+beheaded, though he had recognized him as king of Egypt.</p>
+
+<p>Suspecting one day that the prætor Quintus Gallius had come to an
+audience with a poinard under his robe, he had him put to the torture in
+his presence; and, in his indignation at hearing that senator call him a
+tyrant, he tore out his eyes with his own hands; at least, so says
+Suetonius.</p>
+
+<p>We know that Cæsar, his adopted father, was great enough to pardon
+almost all his enemies; but I do not find that Augustus pardoned one of
+his. I have great doubts of his pretended clemency to Cinna. This affair
+is mentioned neither by Suetonius nor by Tacitus. Suetonius, who speaks
+of all the conspiracies against Augustus, would not have failed to
+mention the most memorable. The singularity of giving a consulship to
+Cinna in return for the blackest perfidy would not have escaped every
+contemporary historian. Dion Cassius speaks of it only after Seneca; and
+this passage in Seneca has the appearance rather of declamation than of
+historical truth. Besides, Seneca lays the scene in Gaul, and Dion at
+Rome; this contradiction deprives the occurrence of all remaining
+verisimilitude. Not one of our Roman histories, compiled in haste and
+without selection, has discussed this interesting fact. Lawrence
+Echard's History has appeared to enlightened men to be as faulty as it
+is mutilated; writers have rarely been guided by the spirit of
+examination.</p>
+
+<p>Cinna might be suspected, or convicted, by Augustus of some infidelity;
+and, when the affair had been cleared up, he might honor him with the
+vain title of consul; but it is not at all probable that Cinna sought by
+a conspiracy to seize the supreme authority&mdash;he, who had never commanded
+an army, was supported by no party, and was a man of no consideration in
+the empire. It is not very likely that a mere subordinate courtier would
+think of succeeding a sovereign who had been twenty years firmly
+established on his throne, and had heirs; nor is it more likely that
+Augustus would make him consul immediately after the conspiracy.</p>
+
+<p>If Cinna's adventure be true, Augustus pardoned him only because he
+could not do otherwise, being overcome by the reasoning or the
+importunities of Livia, who had acquired great influence over him, and
+persuaded him, says Seneca, that pardon would do him more service than
+chastisement. It was then only through policy that he, for once, was
+merciful; it certainly was not through generosity.</p>
+
+<p>Shall we give a robber credit for clemency, because, being enriched and
+secure, enjoying in peace the fruits of his rapine, he is not every day
+assassinating the sons and grandsons of the proscribed, while they are
+kneeling to and worshipping him? After being a barbarian he was a
+prudent politician. It is worthy of remark that posterity never gave
+him the title of virtuous, which was bestowed on Titus, on Trajan, and
+the Antonines. It even became customary in the compliments paid to
+emperors on their accession, to wish that they might be more fortunate
+than Augustus, and more virtuous than Trajan. It is now, therefore,
+allowable to consider Augustus as a clever and fortunate monster.</p>
+
+<p>Louis Racine, son of the great Racine, and heir to a part of his
+talents, seems to forget himself when he says, in his "Reflections on
+Poetry," that "Horace and Virgil spoiled Augustus; they exhausted their
+art in poisoning the mind of Augustus by their praises." These
+expressions would lead one to believe that the eulogies so meanly
+lavished by these two great poets, corrupted this emperor's fine
+disposition. But Louis Racine very well knew that Augustus was an
+exceedingly bad man, regarding crime and virtue with indifference,
+availing himself alike of the horrors of the one and the appearances of
+the other, attentive solely to his own interest, employing bloodshed and
+peace, arms and laws, religion and pleasure, only to make himself master
+of the earth, and sacrificing everything to himself. Louis Racine only
+shows us that Virgil and Horace had servile souls.</p>
+
+<p>He is, unfortunately, too much in the right when he reproaches Corneille
+with having dedicated <i>"Cinna"</i> to the financier Montoron, and said to
+that receiver. "What you most especially have in common with Augustus
+is the generosity with which," etc., for, though Augustus was the most
+wicked of Roman citizens, it must be confessed that the first of the
+emperors, the master, the pacificator, the legislator of the then known
+world, should not be placed absolutely on a level with a clerk to a
+comptroller-general in Gaul.</p>
+
+<p>The same Louis Racine, in justly condemning the mean adulation of
+Corneille, and the baseness of the aged Horace and Virgil, marvellously
+lays hold of this passage in Massillon's <i>"Petit Carême!"</i> "It is no
+less culpable to fail in truth towards monarchs than to be wanting in
+fidelity; the same penalty should be imposed on adulation as on revolt."</p>
+
+<p>I ask your pardon, Father Massillon; but this stroke of yours is very
+oratorical, very preacher-like, very exaggerated. The League and the
+Fronde have, if I am not deceived, done more harm than Quinault's
+prologues. There is no way of condemning Quinault as a rebel. <i>"Est
+modus in rebus."</i> Father Massillon, which is wanting in all
+manufacturers of sermons.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="AVIGNON" id="AVIGNON"></a>AVIGNON.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Avignon and its country are monuments of what the abuse of religion,
+ambition, knavery, and fanaticism united can effect. This little
+country, after a thousand vicissitudes, had, in the twelfth century,
+passed into the hands of the counts of Toulouse, descended from
+Charlemagne by the female side.</p>
+
+<p>Raymond VI., count of Toulouse, whose forefathers had been the principal
+heroes in the crusades, was stripped of his states by a crusade which
+the pope stirred up against him. The cause of the crusade was the desire
+of having his spoils; the pretext was that in several of his towns the
+citizens thought nearly as has been thought for upwards of two hundred
+years in England, Sweden, Denmark, three-fourths of Switzerland,
+Holland, and half of Germany.</p>
+
+<p>This was hardly a sufficient reason for <i>giving</i>, in the name of God,
+the states of the count of Toulouse to the first occupant, and for
+devoting to slaughter and fire his subjects, crucifix in hand, and white
+cross on shoulder. All that is related of the most savage people falls
+far short of the barbarities committed in this war, called holy. The
+ridiculous atrocity of some religious ceremonies always, accompanied
+these horrid excesses. It is known that Raymond VI. was dragged to a
+church of St. Giles's, before a legate, naked to the waist, without hose
+or sandals, with a rope about his neck, which was held by a deacon,
+while another deacon flogged him, and a third sung <i>miserere</i> with some
+monks&mdash;and all the while the legate was at dinner. Such was the origin
+of the right of the popes over Avignon.</p>
+
+<p>Count Raymond, who had submitted to the flagellation in order to
+preserve his states, underwent this ignominy to no purpose whatever. He
+had to defend by arms what he had thought to preserve by suffering a few
+stripes; he saw his towns laid in ashes, and died in 1213 amid the
+vicissitudes of the most sanguinary war.</p>
+
+<p>His son, Raymond VII., was not, like his father, suspected of heresy;
+but he was the son of a heretic, and was to be stripped of all his
+possessions, by virtue of the Decretals; such was the law. The crusade,
+therefore, was continued against him; he was excommunicated in the
+churches, on Sundays and holidays, to the sound of bells and with tapers
+extinguished.</p>
+
+<p>A legate who was in France during the minority of St. Louis raised
+tenths there to maintain this war in Languedoc and Provence. Raymond
+defended himself with courage; but the heads of the hydra of fanaticism
+were incessantly reappearing to devour him.</p>
+
+<p>The pope at last made peace because all his money had been expended in
+war. Raymond VII. came and signed the treaty before the portal of the
+cathedral of Paris. He was forced to pay ten thousand marks of silver to
+the legate, two thousand to the abbey of Citeaux, five hundred to the
+abbey of Clairvaux, a thousand to that of Grand-Selve, and three hundred
+to that of Belleperche&mdash;-all for the salvation of his soul, as is
+specified in the treaty. So it was that the Church always negotiated.</p>
+
+<p>It is very remarkable that in this document the count of Toulouse
+constantly puts the legate before the king: "I swear and promise to the
+legate and to the king faithfully to observe all these things, and to
+cause them to be observed by my vassals and subjects," etc.</p>
+
+<p>This was not all. He ceded to Pope Gregory IX. the country of Venaissin
+beyond the Rhône, and the sovereignty of seventy-three castles on this
+side the same river. The pope adjudged this fine to himself by a
+particular act, desirous that, in a public instrument, the
+acknowledgment of having exterminated so many Christians for the purpose
+of seizing upon his neighbor's goods, should not appear in so glaring a
+light. Besides, he demanded what Raymond could not grant, without the
+consent of the Emperor Frederick II. The count's lands, on the left bank
+of the Rhône, were an imperial fief, and Frederick II. never sanctioned
+this exaction.</p>
+
+<p>Alphonso, brother of St. Louis, having married this unfortunate prince's
+daughter, by whom he had no children, all the states of Raymond VII. in
+Languedoc, devolved to the crown of France, as had been stipulated in
+the marriage contract.</p>
+
+<p>The country of Venaissin, which is in Provence, had been magnanimously
+given up by the Emperor Frederick II. to the count of Toulouse. His
+daughter Joan, before her death, had disposed of them by will in favor
+of Charles of Anjou, count of Provence, and king of Naples.</p>
+
+<p>Philip the Bold, son of St. Louis, being pressed by Pope Gregory IX.,
+gave the country of Venaissin to the Roman church in 1274. It must be
+confessed that Philip the Bold gave what in no way belonged to him; that
+this cession was absolutely null and void, and that no act ever was more
+contrary to all law.</p>
+
+<p>It is the same with the town of Avignon. Joan of France, queen of
+Naples, descended from the brother of St. Louis, having been, with but
+too great an appearance of justice, accused of causing her husband to be
+strangled, desired the protection of Pope Clement VI., whose see was
+then the town of Avignon, in Joan's domains. She was countess of
+Provence. In 1347 the Provencals made her swear, on the gospel, that she
+would sell none of her sovereignties. She had scarcely taken this oath
+before she went and sold Avignon to the pope. The authentic act was not
+signed until June 14, 1348; the sum stipulated for was eighty thousand
+florins of gold. The pope declared her innocent of her husband's murder,
+but never paid her. Joan's receipt has never been produced. She
+protested juridically four several times against this deceitful
+purchase.</p>
+
+<p>So that Avignon and its country were never considered to have been
+dismembered from Provence, otherwise than by a rapine, which was the
+more manifest, as it had been sought to cover it with the cloak of
+religion.</p>
+
+<p>When Louis XI. acquired Provence he acquired it with all the rights
+appertaining thereto; and, as appears by a letter from John of Foix to
+that monarch, had in 1464 resolved to enforce them. But the intrigues of
+the court of Rome were always so powerful that the kings of France
+condescended to allow it the enjoyment of this small province. They
+never acknowledged in the popes a lawful possession, but only a simple
+enjoyment.</p>
+
+<p>In the treaty of Pisa, made by Louis XIV. with Alexander VII., in 1664,
+it is said that, "every obstacle shall be removed, in order that the
+pope may enjoy Avignon as before." The pope, then, had this province
+only as cardinals have pensions from the king, which pensions are
+discretional. Avignon and its country were a constant source of
+embarrassment to the French government; they afforded a refuge to all
+the bankrupts and smugglers, though very little profit thence accrued to
+the pope.</p>
+
+<p>Louis XIV. twice resumed his rights; but it was rather to chastise the
+pope than to reunite Avignon and its country with his crown. At length
+Louis XV. did justice to his dignity and to his subjects. The gross and
+indecent conduct of Pope Rezzonico (Clement XIII.) forced him in 1768 to
+revive the rights of his crown. This pope had acted as if he belonged
+to the fourteenth century. He was, however, with the applause of all
+Europe, convinced that he lived in the eighteenth.</p>
+
+<p>When the officer bearing the king's orders entered Avignon, he went
+straight to the legate's apartment, without being announced, and said to
+him, "Sir, the king takes possession of his town." There is some
+difference between this proceeding and a count of Toulouse being flogged
+by a deacon, while a legate is at dinner. Things, we see, change with
+times.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="AUSTERITIES" id="AUSTERITIES"></a>AUSTERITIES.</h3>
+
+<h5>MORTIFICATIONS. FLAGELLATIONS.</h5>
+
+
+<p>Suppose that some chosen individuals, lovers of study, united together
+after a thousand catastrophes had happened to the world, and employed
+themselves in worshipping God and regulating the time of the year, as is
+said of the ancient Brahmins and Magi; all this is perfectly good and
+honest. They might, by their frugal life, set an example to the rest of
+the world; they might abstain, during the celebration of their feasts,
+from all intoxicating liquors, and all commerce with their wives; they
+might be clothed modestly and decently; if they were wise, other men
+consulted them; if they were just, they were loved and reverenced. But
+did not superstition, brawling, and vanity soon take the place of the
+virtues?</p>
+
+<p>Was not the first madman that flogged himself publicly to appease the
+gods the original of the priests of the Syrian goddess, who flogged
+themselves in her honor; of the priests of Isis, who did the same on
+certain days; of the priests of Dodona, named Salii, who inflicted
+wounds on themselves; of the priests of Bellona, who struck themselves
+with sabres; of the priests of Diana, who drew blood from their backs
+with rods; of the priests of Cybele, who made themselves eunuchs; of the
+fakirs of India, who loaded themselves with chains? Has the hope of
+obtaining abundant alms nothing at all to do with the practice of these
+austerities?</p>
+
+<p>Is there not some similarity between the beggars, who make their legs
+swell by a certain application and cover their bodies with sores, in
+order to force a few pence from the passengers, and the impostors of
+antiquity, who seated themselves upon nails, and sold the holy nails to
+the devout of their country?</p>
+
+<p>And had vanity never any share in promoting these public mortifications,
+which attracted the eyes of the multitude? "I scourge myself, but it is
+to expiate your faults; I go naked, but it is to reproach you with the
+richness of your garments; I feed on herbs and snails, but it is to
+correct in you the vice of gluttony; I wear an iron ring to make you
+blush at your lewdness. Reverence me as one cherished by the gods, and
+who will bring down their favors upon you. When you shall be accustomed
+to reverence me, you will not find it hard to obey me; I will be your
+master, in the name of the gods; and then, if any one of you disobey my
+will in the smallest particular, I will have you impaled to appease the
+wrath of heaven."</p>
+
+<p>If the first fakirs did not pronounce these words, it is very probable
+that they had them engraved at the bottom of their hearts.</p>
+
+<p>Human sacrifices, perhaps, had their origin in these frantic
+austerities. Men who drew their blood in public with rods, and mangled
+their arms and thighs to gain consideration, would easily make imbecile
+savages believe that they must sacrifice to the gods whatever was
+dearest to them; that to have a fair wind, they must immolate a
+daughter; to avert pestilence, precipitate a son from a rock; to have
+infallibly a good harvest, throw a daughter into the Nile.</p>
+
+<p>These Asiatic superstitions gave rise to the flagellations which we have
+imitated from the Jews. Their devotees still flog themselves, and flog
+one another, as the priests of Egypt and Syria did of old. Among us the
+abbots flogged their monks, and the confessors their penitents&mdash;of both
+sexes. St. Augustine wrote to Marcellinus, the tribune, that "the
+Donatists must be whipped as schoolmasters whip their scholars."</p>
+
+<p>It is said that it was not until the tenth century that monks and nuns
+began to scourge themselves on certain days of the year. The custom of
+scourging sinners as a penance was so well established that St. Louis's
+confessor often gave him the whip. Henry II. was flogged by the monks
+of Canterbury (in 1207). Raymond, count of Toulouse, with a rope round
+his neck, was flogged by a deacon, at the door of St. Giles's church, as
+has before been said.</p>
+
+<p>The chaplains to Louis VIII., king of France, were condemned by the
+pope's legate to go at the four great feasts to the door of the
+cathedral of Paris, and present rods to the canons, that they might flog
+them in expiation for the crime of the king, their master, who had
+accepted the crown of England, which the pope had taken from him by
+virtue of the plenitude of his power. Indeed, the pope showed great
+indulgence in not having the king himself whipped, but contenting
+himself with commanding him, on pain of damnation, to pay to the
+apostolic chamber the amount of two years' revenue.</p>
+
+<p>From this custom is derived that which still exists, of arming all the
+grand-penitentiaries in St. Peter's at Rome with long wands instead of
+rods, with which they give gentle taps to the penitents, lying all their
+length on the floor. In this manner it was that Henry IV., of France,
+had his posteriors flogged by Cardinal Ossat and Duperron. So true is it
+that we have scarcely yet emerged from barbarism.</p>
+
+<p>At the commencement of the thirteenth century fraternities of penitents
+were formed at Perosia and Bologna. Young men almost naked, with a rod
+in one hand and a small crucifix in the other, flogged themselves in
+the streets; while the women peeped through the window-blinds and
+whipped themselves in their chambers.</p>
+
+<p>These flagellators inundated Europe; there are many of them still to be
+found in Italy, in Spain, and even in France, at Perpignan. At the
+beginning of the sixteenth century it was very common for confessors to
+whip the posteriors of their penitents. A history of the Low Countries,
+composed by Meteren, relates that a cordelier named Adriacem, a great
+preacher at Bruges, used to whip his female penitents quite naked.</p>
+
+<p>The Jesuit Edmund Auger, confessor to Henry III., persuaded that
+unfortunate prince to put himself at the head of the flagellators.</p>
+
+<p>Flogging the posteriors is practised in various convents of monks and
+nuns; from which custom there have sometimes resulted strange
+immodesties, over which <i>we</i> must throw a veil, in order to spare the
+blushes of such as wear the <i>sacred</i> veil, and whose sex and profession
+are worthy of our highest regard.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="AUTHORS" id="AUTHORS"></a>AUTHORS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Author is a generic term, which, like the names of all other
+professions, may signify author of the good, or of the bad; of the
+respectable, or of the ridiculous; of the useful, or the agreeable; or
+lastly, the producer of disgusting trash.</p>
+
+<p>This name is also common to different things. We say equally the author
+of nature and the author of the songs of the Pont Neuf, or of the
+literary age. The author of a good work should beware of three
+things&mdash;title, dedication, and preface. Others should take care of the
+fourth, which is writing at all.</p>
+
+<p>As to the title, if the author has the wish to put his name to it, which
+is often very dangerous, it should at least be under a modest form; it
+is not pleasant to see a pious work, full of lessons of humanity, by Sir
+or My Lord. The reader; who is always malicious, and who often is
+wearied, usually turns into ridicule a book that is announced with so
+much ostentation. The author of the "Imitation of Jesus Christ" did not
+put his name to it.</p>
+
+<p>But the apostles, you will say, put their names to their works; that is
+not true, they were too modest. The apostle Matthew never entitled his
+book the Gospel of St. Matthew; it is a homage that has been paid to him
+since. St. Luke himself, who collected all that he had heard said, and
+who dedicated his book to Theophilus, did not call it the Gospel of St.
+Luke. St. John alone mentions himself in the Apocalypse; and it is
+supposed that this book was written by Cerinthus, who took the name of
+John to give authority to his production.</p>
+
+<p>However it may have been in past ages, it appears to me very bold in
+authors now to put names and titles at the head of their works. The
+bishops never fail to do so, and the thick quartos which they give us
+under the title of mandaments are decorated with armorial bearings and
+the insignia of their station; a word, no doubt, is said about Christian
+humility, but this word is often followed by atrocious calumnies against
+those who are of another communion or party. We only speak here,
+however, of poor profane authors. The duke de la Rochefoucauld did not
+announce his thoughts as the production of <i>Monseigneur le dud de la
+Rochefoucauld, pair de France</i>. Some persons who only make compilations
+in which there may be fine things, will find it injudicious to announce
+them as the work of A.B., professor of the university of &mdash;&mdash;, doctor of
+divinity, member of this or of that academy, and so on. So many
+dignities do not render the book better. It will still be wished that it
+was shorter, more philosophical, less filled with old stories. With
+respect to titles and quality, nobody cares about them.</p>
+
+<p>Dedications are often only offerings from interested baseness to
+disdainful vanity. Who would believe that Rohaut, <i>soi-disant</i>
+physician, in his dedication to the duke of Guise, told him that his
+ancestors had maintained, at the expense of their blood, political
+truth, the fundamental laws of the state, and the rights of sovereigns?
+Le Balafré and the duke of Mayenne would be a little surprised if this
+epistle were read to them in the other world. And what would Henry IV.
+say? Most of the dedications in England are made for money, just as the
+capuchins present us with salad on condition of our giving them drink.</p>
+
+<p>Men of letters in France are ignorant of this shameful abasement, and
+have never exhibited so much meanness, except some unfortunates, who
+call themselves men of letters in the same sense that sign-daubers boast
+of being of the profession of Raphael, and that the coachman of
+Vertamont was a poet.</p>
+
+<p>Prefaces are another rock. "The <i>I</i> is hateful," says Pascal. Speak of
+yourself as little as you can, for you ought to be aware that the
+self-love of the reader is as great as your own. He will never pardon
+you for wishing to oblige him to esteem you. It is for your book to
+speak to him, should it happen to be read among the crowd.</p>
+
+<p>"The illustrious suffrages with which my piece has been honored will
+make me dispense with answering my adversaries&mdash;the applauses of the
+public." Erase all that, sir; believe me you have had no illustrious
+suffrages; your piece is eternally forgotten.</p>
+
+<p>"Some censors have pretended that there are too many events in the third
+act; and that in the fourth the princess is too late in discovering the
+tender sentiments of her heart for her lover. To that I answer&mdash;" Answer
+nothing, my friend, for nobody has spoken-, or will speak of thy
+princess. Thy piece has fallen because it is tiresome, and written in
+flat and barbarous verse; thy preface is a prayer for the dead, but it
+will not revive them.</p>
+
+<p>Others attest that all Europe has not understood their treatises on
+compatibility&mdash;on the Supralapsarians&mdash;on the difference which should be
+made between the Macedonian and Valentinian heresies, etc. Truly, I
+believe that nobody understands them, since nobody reads them.</p>
+
+<p>We are inundated with this trash and with continual repetition; with
+insipid romances which copy their predecessors; with new systems founded
+on ancient reveries; and little histories taken from larger ones.</p>
+
+<p>Do you wish to be an author? Do you wish to make a book? Recollect that
+it must be new and useful, or at least agreeable. Why from your
+provincial retreat would you assassinate me with another quarto, to
+teach me that a king ought to be just, and that Trajan was more virtuous
+than Caligula? You insist upon printing the sermons which have lulled
+your little obscure town to repose, and will put all our histories under
+contributions to extract from them the life of a prince of whom you can
+say nothing new.</p>
+
+<p>If you have written a history of your own time, doubt not but you will
+find some learned chronologist, or newspaper commentator, who will
+relieve you as to a date, a Christian name, or a squadron which you have
+wrongly placed at the distance of three hundred paces from the place
+where if really stood. Be grateful, and correct these important errors
+forthwith.</p>
+
+<p>If an ignoramus, or an empty fool, pretend to criticise this thing or
+the other, you may properly confute him; but name him rarely, for fear
+of soiling your writings. If you are attacked on your style, never
+answer; your work alone should reply.</p>
+
+<p>If you are said to be sick, content yourself that you are well, without
+wishing to prove to the people that you are in perfect health; and,
+above all, remember that the world cares very little whether you are
+well or ill.</p>
+
+<p>A hundred authors compile to get their bread, and twenty fools extract,
+criticise, apologize, and satirize these compilations to get bread also,
+because they have no profession. All these people repair on Fridays to
+the lieutenant of the police at Paris to demand permission to sell their
+drugs. They have audience immediately after the courtesans, who do not
+regard them, because they know that they are poor customers.</p>
+
+<p>They return with a tacit permission to sell and distribute throughout
+the kingdom their stories; their collection of bon-mots; the life of the
+unfortunate Régis; the translation of a German poem; new discoveries on
+eels; a new copy of verses; a treatise on the origin of bells, or on the
+loves of the toads. A bookseller buys their productions for ten crowns;
+they give five of them to the journalist, on condition that he will
+speak well of them in his newspaper. The critic takes their money, and
+says all the ill he can of their books. The aggrieved parties go to
+complain to the Jew, who protects the wife of the journalist, and the
+scene closes by the critic being carried to Fort Evêque; and these are
+they who call themselves authors!</p>
+
+<p>These poor people are divided into two or three bands, and go begging
+like mendicant friars; but not having taken vows their society lasts
+only for a few days, for they betray one another like priests who run
+after the same benefice, though they have no benefice to hope for. But
+they still call themselves authors!</p>
+
+<p>The misfortune of these men is that their fathers did not make them
+learn a trade, which is a great defect in modern policy. Every man of
+the people who can bring up his son in a useful art, and does not,
+merits punishment. The son of a mason becomes a Jesuit at seventeen; he
+is chased from society at four and twenty, because the levity of his
+manners is too glaring. Behold him without bread! He turns journalist,
+he cultivates the lowest kind of literature, and becomes the contempt
+and horror of even the mob. And such as these, again, call themselves
+authors!</p>
+
+<p>The only authors are they who have succeeded in a genuine art, be it
+epic poetry, tragedy, comedy, history, or philosophy, and who teach or
+delight mankind. The others, of whom we have spoken, are, among men of
+letters, like bats among the birds. We cite, comment, criticise,
+neglect, forget, and, above all, despise an author who is an author
+<i>only</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Apropos of citing an author, I must amuse myself with relating a
+singular mistake of the reverend Father Viret, cordelier and professor
+of theology. He read in the "Philosophy of History" of the good abbé
+Bazin that no author ever cited a passage of Moses before Longinus, who
+lived and died in the time of the Emperor Aurelian. Forthwith the zeal
+of St. Francis was kindled in him. Viret cries out that it is not true;
+that several writers have said that there had been a Moses, that even
+Josephus had spoken at length upon him, and that the Abbé Bazin is a
+wretch who would destroy the seven sacraments. But, dear Father Viret,
+you ought to inform yourself of the meaning of the word, to <i>cite</i>.
+There is a great deal of difference between mentioning an author and
+citing him. To speak, to make mention of an author, is to say that he
+has lived&mdash;that he has written in such a time; to cite is to give one of
+his passages&mdash;as Moses says in his Exodus&mdash;as Moses has written in his
+Genesis. Now the Abbé Brazin affirms that no foreign writers&mdash;that none
+even of the Jewish prophets have ever quoted a single passage of Moses,
+though he was a divine author. Truly, Father Viret, you are very
+malicious, but we shall know at least, by this little paragraph, that
+<i>you</i> have been an author.</p>
+
+<p>The most voluminous authors that we have had in France are the
+comptrollers-general of the finances. Ten great volumes might be made of
+their declarations, since the reign of Louis XIV. Parliaments have been
+sometimes the critics of these works, and have found erroneous
+propositions and contradictions in them. But where are the good authors
+who have not been censured?</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="AUTHORITY" id="AUTHORITY"></a>AUTHORITY.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Miserable human beings, whether in green robes or in turbans, whether in
+black gowns or in surplices, or in mantles and bands, never seek to
+employ authority where nothing is concerned but reason, or consent to be
+reviled in all ages as the most impertinent of men, as well as to endure
+public hatred as the most unjust.</p>
+
+<p>You have been told a hundred times of the insolent absurdity with which
+you condemned Galileo, and I speak to you of it for the hundred and
+first. I would have it inscribed over the door of your holy office.</p>
+
+<p>Seven cardinals, assisted by certain minorite friars, threw into prison
+the master of thinking in Italy, at the age of seventy; and made him
+live upon bread and water because he instructed mankind in that of which
+they were ignorant.</p>
+
+<p>Having passed a decree in favor of the categories of Aristotle, the
+above junta learnedly and equitably doomed to the penalty of the galleys
+whoever should dare to be of another opinion from the Stagyrite, of
+whom two councils had burned the books.</p>
+
+<p>Further, a Faculty, which possessed very small faculties, made a decree
+<i>against</i> innate ideas, and afterwards another <i>for</i> them, without the
+said Faculty being informed, except by its beadles, of what an idea was.</p>
+
+<p>In neighboring schools legal proceedings were commenced against the
+circulation of the blood. A process was issued against inoculation, and
+the parties cited by summons.</p>
+
+<p>One and twenty volumes of thoughts in folio have been seized, in which
+it was wickedly and falsely said that triangles have always three
+angles; that a father was older than his son; that Rhea Silvia lost her
+virginity before her accouchement; and that farina differs from oak
+leaves.</p>
+
+<p>In another year the following question was decided: <i>"Utrum chimæra
+bombinans in vacuo possit comedere secundas intentiones?"</i> and decided
+in the affirmative. These judges, of course, considered themselves much
+superior to Archimedes, Euclid, Cicero, or Pliny, and strutted about the
+Universities accordingly.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="AXIS" id="AXIS"></a>AXIS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>How is it that the axis of the earth is not perpendicular to the
+equator? Why is it raised toward the north and inclined towards the
+south pole, in a position which does not appear natural, and which
+seems the consequence of some derangement, or the result of a period of
+a prodigious number of years?</p>
+
+<p>Is it true that the ecliptic continually inclines by an insensible
+movement towards the equator and that the angle formed by these two
+lines has a little diminished in two thousand years?</p>
+
+<p>Is it true that the ecliptic has been formerly perpendicular to the
+equator, that the Egyptians have said so, and that Herodotus has related
+it? This motion of the ecliptic would form a period of about two
+millions of years. It is not that which astounds us, for the axis of the
+earth has an imperceptible movement in about twenty-six thousand years
+which occasions the precession of the equinoxes. It is as easy for
+nature to produce a rotation of twenty thousand as of two hundred and
+sixty ages.</p>
+
+<p>We are deceived when we are told that the Egyptians had, according to
+Herodotus, a tradition that the ecliptic had been formerly perpendicular
+to the equator. The tradition of which Herodotus speaks has no relation
+to the coincidence of the equinoctial and ecliptic lines; that is quite
+another affair.</p>
+
+<p>The pretended scholars of Egypt said that the sun in the space of eleven
+thousand years had set twice in the east and risen twice in the west.
+When the equator and the ecliptic coincided, and when the days were
+everywhere equal to the nights the sun did not on that account change
+its setting and rising, but the earth turned on its axis from west to
+east, as at this day. This idea of making the sun set in the east is a
+chimera only worthy of the brains of the priests of Egypt and shows the
+profound ignorance of those jugglers who have had so much reputation.
+The tale should be classed with those of the satyrs who sang and danced
+in the train of Osiris; with the little boys whom they would not feed
+till after they had run eight leagues, to teach them to conquer the
+world; with the two children who cried <i>bec</i> in asking for bread and who
+by that means discovered that the Phrygian was the original language;
+with King Psammeticus, who gave his daughter to a thief who had
+dexterously stolen his money, etc.</p>
+
+<p>Ancient history, ancient astronomy, ancient physics, ancient medicine
+(up to Hippocrates), ancient geography, ancient metaphysics, all are
+nothing but ancient absurdities which ought to make us feel the
+happiness of being born in later times.</p>
+
+<p>There is, no doubt, more truth in two pages of the French Encyclopædia
+in relation to physics than in all the library of Alexandria, the loss
+of which is so much regretted.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BABEL" id="BABEL"></a>BABEL.</h3>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION I.</h5>
+
+<p>Babel signifies among the Orientals, God the Father, the power of God,
+the gate of God, according to the way in which the word is pronounced.
+It appears, therefore, that Babylon was the city of God, the holy city.
+Every capital of a state was a city of God, the sacred city. The Greeks
+called them all Hieropolis, and there were more than thirty of this
+name. The tower of Babel, then, signifies the tower of God the Father.</p>
+
+<p>Josephus says truly that Babel signifies confusion; Calmet says, with
+others, that Bilba, in Chaldæan, signifies confounded, but all the
+Orientals have been of a contrary opinion. The word confusion would be a
+strange etymon for the capital of a vast empire. I very much like the
+opinion of Rabelais, who pretends that Paris was formerly called Lutetia
+on account of the ladies' white legs.</p>
+
+<p>Be that as it may, commentators have tormented themselves to know to
+what height men had raised this famous tower of Babel. St. Jerome gives
+it twenty thousand feet. The ancient Jewish book entitled <i>"Jacult"</i>
+gave it eighty-one thousand. Paul Lucas has seen the remains of it and
+it is a fine thing to be as keen-sighted as Paul Lucas, but these
+dimensions are not the only difficulties which have exercised the
+learned.</p>
+
+<p>People have wished to know how the children of Noah, after having
+divided among themselves the islands of the nations and established
+themselves in various lands, with each one his particular language,
+families, and people, should all find themselves in the plain of
+Shinaar, to build there a tower saying, "Let us make us a name lest we
+be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth."</p>
+
+<p>The Book of Genesis speaks of the states which the sons of Noah founded.
+It has related how the people of Europe, Africa, and Asia, all came to
+Shinaar speaking one language only, and purposing the same thing.</p>
+
+<p>The Vulgate places the Deluge in the year of the world 1656, and the
+construction of the tower of Babel 1771, that is to say, one hundred and
+fifteen years after the destruction of mankind, and even during the life
+of Noah.</p>
+
+<p>Men then must have multiplied with prodigious celerity; all the arts
+revived in a very little time. When we reflect on the great number of
+trades which must have been employed to raise a tower so high we are
+amazed at so stupendous a work.</p>
+
+<p>The patriarch Abraham was born, according to the Bible, about four
+hundred years after the deluge, and already we see a line of powerful
+kings in Egypt and in Asia. Bochart and other sages have pleasantly
+filled their great books with Ph&#339;nician and Chaldæan words and
+systems which they do not understand. They have learnedly taken Thrace
+for Cappadocia, Greece for Crete, and the island of Cyprus for Tyre;
+they sport in an ocean of ignorance which has neither bottom nor shore.
+It would have been shorter for them to have avowed that God, after
+several ages, has given us sacred books to render us better men and not
+to make us geographers, chronologists, or etymologists.</p>
+
+<p>Babel is Babylon. It was founded, according to the Persian historians,
+by a prince named Tamurath. The only knowledge we have of its
+antiquities consists in the astronomical observations of nineteen
+hundred and three years, sent by Callisthenes by order of Alexander, to
+his preceptor Aristotle. To this certainty is joined the extreme
+probability that a nation which had made a series of celestial
+observations for nearly two thousand years had congregated and formed a
+considerable power several ages before the first of these observations.</p>
+
+<p>It is a pity that none of the calculations of the ancient profane
+authors agree with our sacred ones, and that none of the names of the
+princes who reigned after the different epochs assigned to the Deluge
+have been known by either Egyptians, Syrians, Babylonians, or Greeks.</p>
+
+<p>It is no less a pity that there remains not on the earth among the
+profane authors one vestige of the famous tower of Babel; nothing of
+this story of the confusion of tongues is found in any book. This
+memorable adventure was as unknown to the whole universe as the names of
+Noah, Methuselah, Cain, and Adam and Eve.</p>
+
+<p>This difficulty tantalizes our curiosity. Herodotus, who travelled so
+much, speaks neither of Noah, or Shem, Reu, Salah, or Nimrod. The name
+of Nimrod is unknown to all profane antiquity; there are only a few
+Arabs and some modern Persians who have made mention of Nimrod in
+falsifying the books of the Jews.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing remains to conduct us through these ancient ruins, unknown to
+all the nations of the universe during so many ages, but faith in the
+Bible, and happily that is an infallible guide.</p>
+
+<p>Herodotus, who has mingled many fables with some truths, pretends that
+in his time, which was that of greatest power of the Persian sovereigns
+of Babylon, all the women of the immense city were obliged to go once in
+their lives to the temple of Mylitta, a goddess who was thought to be
+the same as Aphrodite, or Venus, in order to prostitute themselves to
+strangers, and that the law commanded them to receive money as a sacred
+tribute, which was paid over to the priesthood of the goddess.</p>
+
+<p>But even this Arabian tale is more likely than that which the same
+author tells of Cyrus dividing the Indus into three hundred and sixty
+canals, which all discharged themselves into the Caspian Sea! What
+should we say of Mézeray if he had told us that Charlemagne divided the
+Rhine into three hundred and sixty canals, which fell into the
+Mediterranean, and that all the ladies of his court were obliged once in
+their lives to present themselves at the church of St. Genevieve to
+prostitute themselves to all comers for money?</p>
+
+<p>It must be remarked that such a fable is still more absurd in relation
+to the time of Xerxes, in which Herodotus lived, than it would be in
+that of Charlemagne. The Orientals were a thousand times more jealous
+than the Franks and Gauls. The wives of all the great lords were
+carefully guarded by eunuchs. This custom existed from time immemorial.
+It is seen even in the Jewish history that when that little nation
+wished like the others to have a king, Samuel, to dissuade them from it
+and to retain his authority, said "that a king would tyrannize over them
+and that he would take the tenths of their vines and corn to give to his
+eunuchs." The kings accomplished this prediction, for it is written in
+the First Book of Kings that King Ahab had eunuchs, and in the Second
+that Joram, Jehu, Jehoiakim, and Zedekiah had them also.</p>
+
+<p>The eunuchs of Pharaoh are spoken of a long time previously in the Book
+of Genesis, and it is said that Potiphar, to whom Joseph was sold, was
+one of the king's eunuchs. It is clear, therefore, that there were great
+numbers of eunuchs at Babylon to guard the women. It was not then a duty
+for them to prostitute themselves to the first comer, nor was Babylon,
+the city of God, a vast brothel as it has been pretended.</p>
+
+<p>These tales of Herodotus, as well as all others in the same taste, are
+now so decried by all people of sense&mdash;reason has made so great progress
+that even old women and children will no longer believe such
+extravagances&mdash;<i>"Non est vetula quæ credat nec pueri credunt, nisi qui
+nondum ære lavantur."</i></p>
+
+<p>There is in our days only one man who, not partaking of the spirit of
+the age in which he lives, would justify the fable of Herodotus. The
+infamy appears to him a very simple affair. He would prove that the
+Babylonian princesses prostituted themselves through piety, to the
+first passengers, because it is said in the holy writings that the
+Ammonites made their children pass through the fire in presenting them
+to Moloch. But what relation has this custom of some barbarous
+hordes&mdash;this superstition of passing their children through the flames,
+or even of burning them on piles, in honor of I know not whom&mdash;of
+Moloch; these Iroquois horrors of a petty, infamous people to a
+prostitution so incredible in a nation known to be the most jealous and
+orderly of the East? Would what passes among the Iroquois be among us a
+proof of the customs of the courts of France and of Spain?</p>
+
+<p>He also brings, in further proof, the Lupercal feast among the Romans
+during which he says the young people of quality and respectable
+magistrates ran naked through the city with whips in their hands, with
+which they struck the pregnant women of quality, who unblushingly
+presented themselves to them in the hope of thereby obtaining a happy
+deliverance.</p>
+
+<p>Now, in the first place, it is not said that these Romans of quality ran
+quite naked, on the contrary, Plutarch expressly observes, in his
+remarks on the custom, that they were covered from the waist downwards.</p>
+
+<p>Secondly, it seems by the manner in which this defender of infamous
+customs expresses himself that the Roman ladies stripped naked to
+receive these blows of the whip, which is absolutely false.</p>
+
+<p>Thirdly, the Lupercal feast has no relation whatever to the pretended
+law of Babylon, which commands the wives and daughters of the king, the
+satraps, and the magi to sell and prostitute themselves to strangers out
+of pure devotion.</p>
+
+<p>When an author, without knowing either the human mind or the manners of
+nations, has the misfortune to be obliged to compile from passages of
+old authors, who are almost all contradictory, he should advance his
+opinions with modesty and know how to doubt, and to shake off the dust
+of the college. Above all he should never express himself with
+outrageous insolence.</p>
+
+<p>Herodotus, or Ctesias, or Diodorus of Sicily, relate a fact: you have
+read it in Greek, therefore this fact is true. This manner of reasoning,
+which is not that of Euclid, is surprising enough in the time in which
+we live; but all minds will not be instructed with equal facility; and
+there are always more persons who compile than people who think.</p>
+
+<p>We will say nothing here of the confusion of tongues which took place
+during the construction of the tower of Babel. It is a miracle, related
+in the Holy Scriptures. We neither explain, nor even examine any
+miracles, and as the authors of that great work, the Encyclopædia,
+believed them, we also believe them with a lively and sincere faith.</p>
+
+<p>We will simply affirm that the fall of the Roman Empire has produced
+more confusion and a greater number of new languages than that of the
+tower of Babel. From the reign of Augustus till the time of the
+Attilas, the Clovises, and the Gondiberts, during six ages, <i>"terra erat
+unius labii"</i>&mdash;"the known earth was of one language." They spoke the
+same Latin at the Euphrates as at Mount Atlas. The laws which governed a
+hundred nations were written in Latin and the Greek served for
+amusement, whilst the barbarous jargon of each province was only for the
+populace. They pleaded in Latin at once in the tribunals of Africa and
+of Rome. An inhabitant of Cornwall departed for Asia Minor sure of being
+understood everywhere in his route. It was at least one good effected by
+the rapacity of the Romans that people found themselves as well
+understood on the Danube as on the Guadalquiver. At the present time a
+Bergamask who travels into the small Swiss cantons, from which he is
+only separated by a mountain, has the same need of an interpreter as if
+he were in China. This is one of the greatest plagues of modern life.</p>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION II.</h5>
+
+<p>Vanity has always raised stately monuments. It was through vanity that
+men built the lofty tower of Babel. "Let us go and raise a tower, the
+summit of which shall touch the skies, and render our name celebrated
+before we are scattered upon the face of the earth." The enterprise was
+undertaken hi the time of a patriarch named Phaleg, who counted the good
+man Noah for his fifth ancestor. It will be seen that architecture, and
+all the arts which accompany it, had made great progress in five
+generations. St. Jerome, the same who has seen fauns and satyrs, has not
+seen the tower of Babel any more than I have, but he assures us that it
+was twenty thousand feet high. This is a trifle. The ancient book,
+<i>"Jacult"</i> written by one of the most learned Jews, demonstrates the
+height to be eighty-one thousand Jewish feet, and every one knows that
+the Jewish foot was nearly as long as the Greek. These dimensions are
+still more likely than those of Jerome. This tower remains, but it is no
+longer quite so high; several quite veracious travellers have seen it.
+I, who have not seen it, will talk as little of it as of my grandfather
+Adam, with whom I never had the honor of conversing. But consult the
+reverend father Calmet; he is a man of fine wit and a profound
+philosopher and will explain the thing to you. I do not know why it is
+said, in Genesis, that Babel signifies confusion, for, as I have already
+observed, <i>ba</i> answers to father in the eastern languages, and <i>bel</i>
+signifies God. Babel means the city of God, the holy city. But it is
+incontestable that Babel means confusion, possibly because the
+architects were confounded after having raised their work to eighty-one
+thousand feet, perhaps, because the languages were then confounded, as
+from that time the Germans no longer understood the Chinese, although,
+according to the learned Bochart, it is clear that the Chinese is
+originally the same language as the High German.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BACCHUS" id="BACCHUS"></a>BACCHUS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Of all the true or fabulous personages of profane antiquity Bacchus is
+to us the most important. I do not mean for the fine invention which is
+attributed to him by all the world except the Jews, but for the
+prodigious resemblance of his fabulous history to the true adventures of
+Moses.</p>
+
+<p>The ancient poets have placed the birth of Bacchus in Egypt; he is
+exposed on the Nile and it is from that event that he is named Mises by
+the first Orpheus, which, in Egyptian, signifies "saved from the
+waters," according to those who pretend to understand the ancient
+Egyptian tongue, which is no longer known. He is brought up near a
+mountain of Arabia called Nisa, which is believed to be Mount Sinai. It
+is pretended that a goddess ordered him to go and destroy a barbarous
+nation and that he passed through the Red Sea on foot, with a multitude
+of men, women, and children. Another time the river Orontes suspended
+its waters right and left to let him pass, and the Hydaspes did the
+same. He commanded the sun to stand still; two luminous rays proceeded
+from his head. He made a fountain of wine spout up by striking the
+ground with his thyrsis, and engraved his laws on two tables of marble.
+He wanted only to have afflicted Egypt with ten plagues, to be the
+perfect copy of Moses.</p>
+
+<p>Vossius is, I think, the first who has extended this parallel. The
+bishop of Avranches, Huet, has pushed it quite as far, but he adds, in
+his "Evangelical Demonstrations" that Moses is not only Bacchus, but
+that he is also Osiris and Typhon. He does not halt in this fine path.
+Moses, according to him, is Æsculapius, Amphion, Apollo, Adonis, and
+even Priapus. It is pleasant enough that Huet founds his proof that
+Moses is Adonis in their both keeping sheep: <i>"Et formosus oves, ad
+flumina pavit Adonis."</i></p>
+
+<p>He contends that he is Priapus because Priapus is sometimes painted with
+an ass, and the Jews were supposed, among the Gentiles, to adore an ass.
+He gives another proof, not very canonical, which is that the rod of
+Moses might be compared to the sceptre of Priapus. <i>"Sceptrum tribuitur
+Priapo, virga Most."</i> Neither is this demonstration in the manner of
+Euclid.</p>
+
+<p>We will not here speak of the more modern Bacchuses, such as he who
+lived two hundred years before the Trojan war, and whom the Greeks
+celebrated as a son of Jupiter, shut up in his thigh. We will pause at
+him who was supposed to be born on the confines of Egypt and to have
+performed so many prodigies. Our respect for the sacred Jewish books
+will not permit us to doubt that the Egyptians, the Arabs, and even the
+Greeks, have imitated the history of Moses. The difficulty consists
+solely in not knowing how they could be instructed in this
+incontrovertible history. With respect to the Egyptians, it is very
+likely that they never recorded these miracles of Moses, which would
+have covered them with shame. If they had said a word of it the
+historians, Josephus and Philo, would not have failed to have taken
+advantage of it Josephus, in his answer to Appion, made a point of
+citing all the Egyptian authors who have mentioned Moses, and he finds
+none who relate one of these miracles. No Jew has ever quoted any
+Egyptian author who has said a word of the ten plagues of Egypt, of the
+miraculous passage through the Red Sea, etc. It could not be among the
+Egyptians, therefore, that this scandalous parallel was formed between
+the divine Moses and the profane Bacchus.</p>
+
+<p>It is very clear that if a single Egyptian author had said a word of the
+great miracles of Moses all the synagogue of Alexandria, all the
+disputatious church of that famous town would have quoted such word, and
+have triumphed at it, every one after his manner. Athenagorus, Clement,
+Origen, who have said so many useless things, would have related this
+important passage a thousand times and it would have been the strongest
+argument of all the fathers. The whole have kept a profound silence;
+they Had, therefore, nothing to say. But how was it possible for any
+Egyptian to speak of the exploits of a man who caused all the first born
+of the families of Egypt to be killed; who turned the Nile to blood, and
+who drowned in the Red Sea their king and all his army?</p>
+
+<p>All our historians agree that one Clodowick, a Sicambrian, subjugated
+Gaul with a handful of barbarians. The English are the first to say that
+the Saxons, the Danes, and the Normans came by turns to exterminate a
+part of their nation. If they had not avowed this truth all Europe would
+have exclaimed against its concealment. The universe should exclaim in
+the same manner at the amazing prodigies of Moses, of Joshua, of Gideon,
+Samson, and of so many leaders and prophets. The universe is silent
+notwithstanding. Amazing mystery! On one side it is palpable mat all is
+true, since it is found in the holy writings, which are approved by the
+Church; on the other it is evident that no people have ever mentioned
+it. Let us worship Providence, and submit ourselves in all things.</p>
+
+<p>The Arabs, who have always loved the marvellous, were probably the first
+authors of the fables invented of Bacchus, afterwards adopted and
+embellished by the Greeks. But how came the stories of the Arabs and
+Greeks to agree so well with those of the Jews? It is known that the
+Hebrews never communicated their books to any one till the time of the
+Ptolemies; they regarded such communication as a sacrilege, and
+Josephus, to justify their obstinacy in concealing the Pentateuch from
+the rest of the world, says that God punished all foreigners who dared
+to speak of the Jewish histories. If we are to believe him, the
+historian Theopompus, for only designing to mention them in his work,
+became deranged for thirty days, and the tragic poet Theodectes was
+struck blind for having introduced the name of the Jews into one of his
+tragedies. Such are the excuses that Flavius Josephus gives in his
+answer to Appion for the history of the Jews being so long unknown.</p>
+
+<p>These books were of such prodigious scarcity that we only hear of one
+copy under King Josiah, and this copy had been lost for a long time and
+was found in the bottom of a chest on the report of Shaphan, scribe to
+the Pontiff Hilkiah, who carried it to the king.</p>
+
+<p>This circumstance happened, according to the Second Book of Kings, six
+hundred and twenty-four years before our vulgar era, four hundred years
+after Homer, and in the most flourishing times of Greece. The Greeks
+then scarcely knew that there were any Hebrews in the world. The
+captivity of the Jews at Babylon still more augmented their ignorance of
+their own books. Esdras must have restored them at the end of seventy
+years and for already more than five hundred years the fable of Bacchus
+had been current among the Greeks.</p>
+
+<p>If the Greeks had founded their fables on the Jewish history they would
+have chosen facts more interesting to mankind, such as the adventures of
+Abraham, those of Noah, of Methuselah, of Seth, Enoch, Cain, and Eve; of
+the fatal serpent and of the tree of knowledge, all which names have
+ever been unknown to them. There was only a slight knowledge of the
+Jewish people until a long time after the revolution that Alexander
+produced in Asia and in Europe; the historian Josephus avows it in
+formal terms. This is the manner in which he expresses himself in the
+commencement of his reply to Appion, who (by way of parenthesis) was
+dead when he answered him, for Appion died under the Emperor Claudius,
+and Josephus wrote under Vespasian.</p>
+
+<p>"As the country we inhabit is distant from the sea we do not apply
+ourselves to commerce and have no communication with other nations. We
+content ourselves with cultivating our lands, which are very fertile,
+and we labor chiefly to bring up our children properly, because nothing
+appears to us so necessary as to instruct them in the knowledge of our
+holy laws and in true piety, which inspires them with the desire of
+observing them. The above reasons, added to others already mentioned,
+and this manner of life which is peculiar to us, show why we have had no
+communication with the Greeks, like the Egyptians and Ph&#339;nicians. Is
+it astonishing that our nation, so distant from the sea, not affecting
+to write anything, and living in the way which I have related, has been
+little known?"</p>
+
+<p>After such an authentic avowal from a Jew, the most tenacious of the
+honor of his nation that has ever written, it will be seen that it is
+impossible for the ancient Greeks to have taken the fable of Bacchus
+from the holy books of the Hebrews, any more than the sacrifice of
+Iphigenia, that of the son of Idomeneus, the labors of Hercules, the
+adventure of Eurydice, and others. The quantity of ancient tales which
+resemble one another is prodigious. How is it that the Greeks have put
+into fables what the Hebrews have put into histories? Was it by the
+gift of invention; was it by a facility of imitation, or in consequence
+of the accordance of fine minds? To conclude: God has permitted it&mdash;a
+truth which ought to suffice.</p>
+
+<p>Of what consequence is it that the Arabs and Greeks have said the same
+things as the Jews? We read the Old Testament only to prepare ourselves
+for the New, and in neither the one nor the other do we seek anything
+but lessons of benevolence, moderation, gentleness, and true charity.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BACON_ROGER" id="BACON_ROGER"></a>BACON (ROGER).</h3>
+
+
+<p>It is generally thought that Roger Bacon, the famous monk of the
+thirteenth century, was a very great man and that he possessed true
+knowledge, because he was persecuted and condemned to prison by a set of
+ignoramuses. It is a great prejudice in his favor, I own. But does it
+not happen every day that quacks gravely condemn other quacks, and that
+fools make other fools pay the penalty of folly? This, our world, has
+for a long time resembled the compact edifices in which he who believes
+in the eternal Father anathematizes him who believes in the Holy Ghost;
+circumstances which are not very rare even in these days. Among the
+things which render Friar Bacon commendable we must first reckon his
+imprisonment, and then the noble boldness with which he declared that
+all the books of Aristotle were fit only to be burned and that at a time
+when the learned respected Aristotle much more than the Jansenists
+respect St. Augustine. Has Roger Bacon, however, done anything better
+than the Poetics, the Rhetoric, and the Logic of Aristotle? These three
+immortal works clearly prove that Aristotle was a very great and fine
+genius&mdash;penetrating, profound, and methodical; and that he was only a
+bad natural philosopher because it was impossible to penetrate into the
+depths of physical science without the aid of instruments.</p>
+
+<p>Does Roger Bacon, in his best work, in which he treats of light and
+vision, express himself much more clearly than Aristotle when he says
+light is created by means of multiplying its luminous species, which
+action is called univocal and conformable to the agent? He also mentions
+another equivocal multiplication, by which light engenders heat and heat
+putrefaction.</p>
+
+<p>Roger Bacon likewise tells us that life may be prolonged by means of
+spermaceti, aloes, and dragons' flesh, and that the philosopher's stone
+would render us immortal. It is thought that besides these fine secrets
+he possessed all those of judicial astrology, without exception, as he
+affirms very positively in his <i>"Opus Majus,"</i> that the head of man is
+subject to the influences of the ram, his neck to those of the bull, and
+his arms to the power of the twins. He even demonstrates these fine
+things from experience, and highly praises a great astrologer at Paris
+who says that he hindered a surgeon from putting a plaster on the leg
+of an invalid, because the sun was then in the sign of Aquarius, and
+Aquarius is fatal to legs to which plasters are applied.</p>
+
+<p>It is an opinion quite generally received that Roger was the inventor of
+gunpowder. It is certain that it was in his time that important
+discovery was made, for I always remark that the spirit of invention is
+of all times and that the doctors, or sages, who govern both mind and
+body are generally profoundly ignorant, foolishly prejudiced, or at war
+with common sense. It is usually among obscure men that artists are
+found animated with a superior instinct, who invent admirable things on
+which the learned afterwards reason.</p>
+
+<p>One thing that surprises me much is that Friar Bacon knew not the
+direction of the magnetic needle, which, in his time, began to be
+understood in Italy, but in lieu thereof he was acquainted with the
+Secret of the hazel rod and many such things Of which he treats in his
+"Dignity of the Experimental Art."</p>
+
+<p>Yet, notwithstanding this pitiable number of absurdities and chimeras,
+it must be confessed that Roger Bacon was an admirable man for his age.
+What age? you will ask&mdash;that of feudal government and of the schoolmen.
+Figure to yourself Samoyedes and Ostiacs who read Aristotle. Such were
+we at that time.</p>
+
+<p>Roger Bacon knew a little of geometry and optics, which made him pass
+for a sorcerer at Rome and Paris. He was, however, really acquainted
+with the matter contained in the Arabian <i>"Alhazen,"</i> for in those days
+little was known except through the Arabs. They were the physicians and
+astrologers of all the Christian kings. The king's fool was always a
+native; his doctor an Arab or a Jew.</p>
+
+<p>Transport this Bacon to the times in which we live and he would be, no
+doubt, a great man. He was gold, encrusted with the rust of the times in
+which he lived, this gold would now be quickly purified. Poor creatures
+that we are! How many ages have passed away in acquiring a little
+reason!</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BANISHMENT" id="BANISHMENT"></a>BANISHMENT.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Banishment for a term of years, or for life: a penalty inflicted on
+delinquents, or on individuals who are wished to be considered as such.</p>
+
+<p>Not long ago it was the custom to banish from within the limits of the
+jurisdiction, for petty thefts, forgeries, and assaults, the result of
+which was that the offender became a great robber, forger, or murderer
+in some other jurisdiction. This is like throwing into a neighbor's
+field the stones that incommode us in our own.</p>
+
+<p>Those who have written on the laws of nations have tormented themselves
+greatly to determine whether a man who has been banished from his
+country can justly be said still to belong to that country. It might
+almost as well be asked whether a gambler, who has been driven away from
+the gaming-table, is still one of the players at that table.</p>
+
+<p>If by the law of nature a man is permitted to choose his country, still
+more is the man who has lost the rights of a citizen at liberty to
+choose himself a new country. May he bear arms against his former
+fellow-citizens? Of this we have a thousand examples. How many French
+Protestants, naturalized in England, Holland, or Germany, have served,
+not only against France, but against armies in which their relatives,
+their own brothers, have fought? The Greeks in the armies of the king of
+Persia fought against the Greeks, their old fellow-countrymen. The Swiss
+in the service of Holland have fired upon the Swiss in the service of
+France. This is even worse than fighting against those who have banished
+you, for, after all, drawing the sword in revenge does not seem so bad
+as drawing it for hire.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BAPTISM" id="BAPTISM"></a>BAPTISM.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>A Greek Word, Signifying Immersion.</i></h4>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION I.</h5>
+
+<p>We do not speak of baptism as theologians; we are but poor men of
+letters, who shall never enter the sanctuary. The Indians plunge, and
+have from time immemorial plunged, into the Ganges. Mankind, always
+guided by their senses, easily imagined that what purified the body
+likewise purified the soul. In the subterranean apartments under the
+Egyptian temples there were large tubs for the priests and the
+initiated.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>O nimium faciles qui tristia crimina cædis</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Fluminea tolli posse putatis aqua!</i></span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Old Baudier, when he was eighty, made the following comic translation of
+these lines:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>C'est une drôle de maxime,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Qu'une lessive efface un crime.</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">One can't but think it somewhat droll,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Pump-water thus should cleanse a soul.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Every sign being of itself indifferent, God vouchsafed to consecrate
+this custom amongst the Hebrew people. All foreigners that came to
+settle in Palestine were baptized; they were called domiciliary
+proselytes.</p>
+
+<p>They were not forced to receive circumcision, but only to embrace the
+seven precepts of the Noachides, and to sacrifice to no strange god. The
+proselytes of justice were circumcised and baptized; the female
+proselytes were also baptized, quite naked, in the presence of three
+men. The most devout among the Jews went and received baptism from the
+hands of the prophets most venerated by the people. Hence it was that
+they flocked to St. John, who baptized in the Jordan.</p>
+
+<p>Jesus Christ Himself, who never baptized any one, deigned to receive
+baptism from St. John. This custom, which had long been an accessory of
+the Jewish religion, received new dignity, new value from our Saviour,
+and became the chief rite, the principal seal of Christianity. However,
+the first fifteen bishops of Jerusalem were Jews. 'The Christians of
+Palestine long continued to circumcise. St. John's Christians never
+received baptism from Christ.</p>
+
+<p>Several other Christian societies applied a cautery to the baptized,
+with a red-hot iron, being determined to the performance of this
+extraordinary operation by the words of St. John the Baptist, related by
+St. Luke: "I baptize you with water, but He that cometh after me shall
+baptize you with fire."</p>
+
+<p>This was practised by the Seleucians, the Herminians, and some others.
+The words, "He shall baptize you with fire," have never been explained.
+There are several opinions concerning the baptism by fire which is
+mentioned by St. Luke and St. Matthew. Perhaps the most likely opinion
+is that it was an allusion to the ancient custom of the devotees to the
+Syrian goddess, who, after plunging into water, imprinted characters on
+their bodies with a hot iron. With miserable man all was superstition,
+but Jesus substituted for these ridiculous superstitions a sacred
+ceremony&mdash;a divine and efficacious symbol.</p>
+
+<p>In the first ages of Christianity nothing was more common than to
+postpone the receiving of baptism until the last agony. Of this the
+example of the Emperor Constantine is a very strong proof. St. Andrew
+had not been baptized when he was made bishop of Milan. The custom of
+deferring the use of the sacred bath until the hour of death was soon
+abolished.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Baptism of the Dead.</i></p>
+
+<p>The dead also were baptized. This is established by the passage of St.
+Paul to the Corinthians: "If we rise not again what shall they do that
+receive baptism from the dead?" Here is a point of fact. Either the
+dead themselves were baptized, or baptism was received in their names,
+as indulgences have since been received for the deliverance of the souls
+of friends and relatives out of purgatory.</p>
+
+<p>St. Epiphanius and St. Chrysostom inform us that it was a custom in some
+Christian societies, and principally among the Marcionites, to put a
+living man under the dead man's bed; he was then asked if he would be
+baptized; the living man answered yes, and the corpse was taken and
+plunged into a tub of water. This custom was soon condemned. St. Paul
+mentions it but he does not condemn it; on the contrary he cites it as
+an invincible argument to prove resurrection.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Baptism by Aspersion.</i></p>
+
+<p>The Greeks always retained baptism by immersion. The Latins, about the
+close of the eighth century, having extended their religion into Gaul
+and Germany and seeing that immersion might be fatal to infants in cold
+countries, substituted simple aspersion and thus drew upon themselves
+frequent anathemas from the Greek Church.</p>
+
+<p>St. Cyprian, bishop of Carthage, was asked if those were really baptized
+who had only had their bodies sprinkled all over. He answers, in his
+seventy-sixth letter, that several churches did not believe the
+sprinkled to be Christians; that, for his own part, he believes that
+they are so, but that they have infinitely less grace than those who
+have been thrice dipped, according to custom.</p>
+
+<p>A person was initiated among the Christians as soon as he was dipped;
+until then he was only a catechumen. To be initiated it was necessary to
+have sponsors to answer to the Church for the fidelity of the new
+Christians and that the mysteries should not be divulged. Hence it was
+that in the first ages the Gentiles had, in general, as little knowledge
+of the Christian mysteries as the Christians had of the mysteries of
+Isis and the Eleusinian Ceres.</p>
+
+<p>Cyril of Alexandria, in his writing against the Emperor Julian,
+expresses himself thus: "I would speak of baptism but that I fear my
+words would reach them who are not initiated." At that time there was no
+worship without its mysteries, its associations, its catechumens, its
+initiated, and its professed. Each sect required new virtues and
+recommended to its penitents a new life&mdash;<i>"initium novæ vitæ"</i>&mdash;whence
+the word initiation. The initiation of Christians, whether male or
+female, consisted in their being plunged quite naked into a tub of cold
+water, to which sign was attached the remission of all their sins. But
+the difference between Christian baptism and the Greek, Syrian,
+Egyptian, and Roman ceremonies was the difference between truth and
+falsehood. Jesus Christ was the High Priest of the new law.</p>
+
+<p>In the second century infants began to be baptized; it was natural that
+the Christians should desire their children, who would have been damned
+without this sacrament, to be provided with it. It was at length
+concluded that they must receive it at the expiration of eight days,
+because that was the period at which, among the Jews, they were
+circumcised. In the Greek Church this is still the custom.</p>
+
+<p>Such as died in the first week were damned, according to the most
+rigorous fathers of the Church. But Peter Chrysologos, in the fifth
+century, imagined limbo, a sort of mitigated hell, or properly, the
+border, the outskirt of hell, whither all infants dying without baptism
+go and where the patriarchs remained until Jesus Christ's descent into
+hell. So that the opinion that Jesus Christ descended into limbo, and
+not into hell, has since then prevailed.</p>
+
+<p>It was agitated whether a Christian in the deserts of Arabia might be
+baptized with sand, this was answered in the negative. It was asked if
+rosewater might be used, it was decided that pure water would be
+necessary but that muddy water might be made use of. It is evident that
+all this discipline depended on the discretion of the first pastors who
+established it.</p>
+
+<p>The Anabaptists and some other communions out of the pale have thought
+that no one should be baptized without a thorough knowledge of the
+merits of the case. You require, say they, a promise to be of the
+Christian society, but a child can make no engagement. You give it a
+sponsor, but this is an abuse of an ancient custom. The precaution was
+requisite in the first establishment. When strangers, adult men and
+women, came and presented themselves to be received into the society
+and share in the alms there was needed a guarantee to answer for their
+fidelity; it was necessary to make sure of them; they swore they would
+be Jews, but an infant is in a diametrically opposite case. It has often
+happened, that a child baptized by Greeks at Constantinople has
+afterwards been circumcised by Turks, a Christian at eight days old and
+a Mussulman at thirty years, he has betrayed the oaths of his godfather.</p>
+
+<p>This is one reason which the Anabaptists might allege; it would hold
+good in Turkey, but it has never been admitted in Christian countries
+where baptism insures a citizen's condition. We must conform to the
+rights and laws of our country.</p>
+
+<p>The Greeks re-baptize such of the Latins as pass from one of our Latin
+communions to the Greek communion. In the last century it was the custom
+for these catechumens to pronounce the following words: "I spit upon my
+father and my mother who had me ill baptized." This custom still exists,
+and will, perhaps, long continue to exist in the provinces.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Notions of Rigid Unitarians Concerning Baptism.</i></p>
+
+<p>It is evident to whosoever is willing to reason without prejudice that
+baptism is neither a mark of grace conferred nor a seal of alliance, but
+simply a mark of profession.</p>
+
+<p>That baptism is not necessary, neither by necessity of precept, nor by
+necessity of means. That it was not instituted by Christ and that it
+may be omitted by the Christian without his suffering any inconvenience
+therefrom.</p>
+
+<p>That baptism should be administered neither to children, nor to adults,
+nor, in general, to any individual whatsoever.</p>
+
+<p>That baptism might be of service in the early infancy of Christianity to
+those who quitted paganism in order to make their profession of faith
+public and give an authentic mark of it, but that now it is absolutely
+useless and altogether indifferent.</p>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION II.</h5>
+
+<p>Baptism, immersion in water, abstersion, purification by water, is of
+the highest antiquity. To be cleanly was to be pure before the gods. No
+priest ever dared to approach the altar with a soil upon his body. The
+natural inclination to transfer to the soul that which appertains to the
+body led to the belief that lustrations and ablutions took away the
+stains of the soul as they removed those of the garments and that
+washing the body washed the soul also. Hence the ancient custom of
+bathing in the Ganges, the waters of which were thought to be sacred;
+hence the lustrations so frequent among every people. The Oriental
+nations, inhabiting hot countries, were the most religiously attached to
+these customs.</p>
+
+<p>The Jews were obliged to bathe after any pollution&mdash;after touching an
+unclean animal, touching a corpse, and on many other occasions.</p>
+
+<p>When the Jews received among them a stranger converted to their
+religion they baptized, after circumcising him, and if it was a woman
+she was simply baptized&mdash;that is, dipped in water in the presence of
+three witnesses. This immersion was reputed to give the persons baptized
+a new birth, a new life; they became at once Jewish and pure. Children
+born before this baptism had no share in the inheritance of their
+brethren, born after them of a regenerated father and mother. So that,
+with the Jews, to be baptized and to be born again were the same thing,
+and this idea has remained attached to baptism down to the present day.
+Thus, when John, the forerunner, began to baptize in the Jordan he did
+but follow an immemorial usage. The priests of the law did not call him
+to account for this baptizing as for anything new, but they accused him
+of arrogating to himself a right which belonged exclusively to them &mdash;as
+Roman Catholic priests would have a right to complain if a layman took
+upon himself to say mass. John was doing a lawful thing but was doing it
+unlawfully.</p>
+
+<p>John wished to have disciples, and he had them. He was chief of a sect
+among the lower orders of the people and it cost him his life. It even
+appears that Jesus was at first among his disciples, since he was
+baptized by him in the Jordan, and John sent some of his own party to
+Him a short time before His death.</p>
+
+<p>The historian Josephus speaks of John but not of Jesus&mdash;an incontestable
+proof that in his time John the Baptist had a greater reputation than
+He whom he baptized. A great multitude followed him, says that
+celebrated historian, and the Jews seemed disposed to undertake whatever
+he should command them.</p>
+
+<p>From this passage it appears that John was not only the chief of a sect,
+but the chief of a party. Josephus adds that he caused Herod some
+uneasiness. He did indeed make himself formidable to Herod, who, at
+length, put him to death, but Jesus meddled with none but the Pharisees.
+Josephus, therefore, mentions John as a man who had stirred up the Jews
+against King Herod; as one whose zeal had made him a state criminal, but
+Jesus, not having approached the court, was unknown to the historian
+Josephus.</p>
+
+<p>The sect of John the Baptist differed widely in discipline from that of
+Jesus. In the Acts of the Apostles we see that twenty years after the
+execution of Jesus, Apollos of Alexandria, though become a Christian,
+knew no baptism but that of John, nor had any idea of the Holy Ghost.
+Several travellers, and among others Chardin, the most accredited of
+all, say that in Persia there still are disciples of John, called Sabis,
+who baptize in his name and acknowledge Jesus as a prophet, but not as a
+god.</p>
+
+<p>As for Jesus Christ Himself He received baptism but conferred it on no
+one; His apostles baptized the catechumens, or circumcised them as
+occasion required; this is evident from the operation of circumcision
+performed by Paul on his disciple Timothy.</p>
+
+<p>It also appears that when the apostles baptized it was always in the
+name of Jesus Christ alone. The Acts of the Apostles do not mention any
+one baptized in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost&mdash;whence it
+may be concluded that the author of the Acts of the Apostles knew
+nothing of Matthew's gospel, in which it is said: "Go and teach all
+nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and
+of the Holy Ghost." The Christian religion had not yet received its
+form. Even the Symbol, which was called the Symbol of the Apostles, was
+not made until after their time, of this no one has any doubt. In Paul's
+Epistle to the Corinthians we find a very singular custom which was then
+introduced&mdash;that of baptizing the dead, but the rising Church soon
+reserved baptism for the living alone; at first none were baptized but
+adults, and the ceremony was often deferred until the age of fifty, or
+the last sickness, that the individual might carry with him into the
+other world the unimpaired virtue of a baptism recently performed.</p>
+
+<p>Now, all children are baptized: none but the Anabaptists reserve this
+ceremony for the mature age; they plunge their whole bodies into the
+water. The Quakers, who compose a very numerous society in England and
+in America, do not use baptism: the reason is that Jesus Christ did not
+baptize any of His disciples, and their aim is to be Christians only as
+His disciples were&mdash;which occasions a very wide difference between them
+and other communions.</p>
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Addition to the Article "Baptism" by Abbé Nicaise.</i></p>
+
+<p>The Emperor Julian, the philosopher, in his immortal "Satire on the
+Cæsars," puts these words into the mouth of Constantius, son of
+Constantine: "Whosoever feels himself guilty of rape, murder, plunder,
+sacrilege, and every most abominable crime, so soon as I have washed him
+with this water, he shall be clean and pure."</p>
+
+<p>It was, indeed, this fatal doctrine that occasioned the Christian
+emperors, and the great men of the empire, to defer their baptism until
+death. They thought they had found the secret of living criminal and
+dying virtuous.</p>
+
+<p>How strange an idea&mdash;that a pot of water should wash away every crime!
+Now, all children are baptized because an idea no less absurd supposes
+them all criminal; they are all saved until they have the use of reason
+and the power to become guilty! Cut their throats, then, as quickly as
+possible, to insure their entrance into paradise. This is so just a
+consequence that there was once a devout sect that went about poisoning
+and killing all newly-baptized infants. These devout persons reasoned
+with perfect correctness, saying: "We do these little innocents the
+greatest possible good; we prevent them from being wicked and unhappy in
+this life and we give them life eternal."</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BARUCH_OR_BARAK_AND_DEBORAH" id="BARUCH_OR_BARAK_AND_DEBORAH"></a>BARUCH, OR BARAK, AND DEBORAH;</h3>
+
+<h5>AND, INCIDENTALLY, ON CHARIOTS OF WAR.</h5>
+
+
+<p>We have no intention here to inquire at what time Baruch was chief of
+the Jewish people; why, being chief, he allowed his army to be commanded
+by a woman; whether this woman, named Deborah, had married Lapidoth;
+whether she was the friend or relative of Baruch, or perhaps his
+daughter or his mother; nor on what day the battle of Tabor, in Galilee,
+was fought between this Deborah and Sisera, captain-general of the
+armies of King Jabin&mdash;which Sisera commanded in Galilee an army of three
+hundred thousand foot, ten thousand horse, and three thousand chariots
+of war, according to the historian Josephus.</p>
+
+<p>We shall at present leave out of the question this Jabin, king of a
+village called Azor, who had more troops than the Grand Turk. We very
+much pity the fate of his grand-vizier Sisera, who, having lost the
+battle in Galilee, leaped from his chariot and four that he might fly
+more swiftly on foot. He went and begged the hospitality of a holy
+Jewish woman, who gave him some milk and drove a great cart-nail through
+his head while he was asleep. We are very sorry for it, but this is not
+the matter to be discussed. We wish to speak of chariots of war.</p>
+
+<p>The battle was fought at the foot of Mount Tabor, near the river Kishon.
+Mount Tabor is a steep mountain, the branches of which, somewhat less
+in height, extend over a great part of Galilee. Between this mountain
+and the neighboring rocks there is a small plain, covered with great
+flint-stones and impracticable for cavalry. The extent of this plain is
+four or five hundred paces. We may venture to believe that Sisera did
+not here draw up his three hundred thousand men in order of battle; his
+three thousand chariots would have found it difficult to man&#339;uvre on
+such a field.</p>
+
+<p>We may believe that the Hebrews had no chariots of war in a country
+renowned only for asses, but the Asiatics made use of them in the great
+plains. Confucius, or rather Confutze, says positively that, from time
+immemorial, each of the viceroys of the provinces was expected to
+furnish to the emperor a thousand war-chariots, each drawn by four
+horses. Chariots must have been in use long before the Trojan war, for
+Homer does not speak of them as a new invention, but these chariots were
+not armed like those of Babylon, neither the wheels nor the axles were
+furnished with steel blades.</p>
+
+<p>At first this invention must have been very formidable on large plains,
+especially when the chariots were numerous, driven with impetuosity, and
+armed with long pikes and scythes, but when they became familiar it
+seemed so easy to avoid their shock that they fell into general disuse.</p>
+
+<p>In the war of 1741 it was proposed to renew and reform this ancient
+invention. A minister of state had one of these chariots constructed and
+it was tried. It was asserted that in large plains, like that of
+Lützen, they might be used with advantage by concealing them behind the
+cavalry, the squadrons of which would open to let them pass and then
+follow them, but the generals judged that this man&#339;uvre would be
+useless, and even dangerous, now that battles are gained by cannon only.
+It was replied that there would be as many cannon hi the army using the
+chariots of war to defend them as in the enemy's army to destroy them.
+It was added that these chariots would, in the first instance, be
+sheltered from the cannon behind the battalions or squadrons, that the
+latter would open and let the chariots run with impetuosity and that
+this unexpected attack might have a prodigious effect. The generals
+advanced nothing in opposition to these arguments, but they would not
+revive this game of the ancient Persians.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BATTALION" id="BATTALION"></a>BATTALION.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Let us observe that the arrangements, the marching, and the evolutions
+of battalions, nearly as they are now practised, were revived in Europe
+by one who was not a military man&mdash;by Machiavelli, a secretary at
+Florence. Battalions three, four, and five deep; battalions advancing
+upon the enemy; battalions in square to avoid being cut off in a rout;
+battalions four deep sustained by others in column; battalions flanked
+by cavalry&mdash;all are his. He taught Europe the art of war; it had long
+been practised without being known.</p>
+
+<p>The grand duke would have had his secretary teach his troops their
+exercises according to his new method. But Machiavelli was too prudent
+to do so; he had no wish to see the officers and soldiers laugh at a
+general in a black cloak; he reserved himself for the council.</p>
+
+<p>There is something singular in the qualities which he requires in a
+soldier. He must first have <i>gagliardia</i>, which signifies <i>alert vigor</i>;
+he must have a quick and sure eye&mdash;in which there must also be a little
+gayety; a strong neck, a wide breast, a muscular arm, round loins, but
+little belly, with spare legs and feet&mdash;all indicating strength and
+agility. But above all the soldier must have honor, and must be led by
+honor alone. "War," says he, "is but too great a corrupter of morals,"
+and he reminds us of the Italian proverb: War makes thieves, and peace
+finds them gibbets.</p>
+
+<p>Machiavelli had but a poor opinion of the French infantry, and until the
+battle of Rocroi it must be confessed that it was very bad. A strange
+man this Machiavelli! He amused himself with making verses, writing
+plays, showing his cabinet the art of killing with regularity, and
+teaching princes the art of perjuring themselves, assassinating, and
+poisoning as occasion required&mdash;a great art which Pope Alexander VI.,
+and his bastard Cæsar Borgia, practised in wonderful perfection without
+the aid of his lessons.</p>
+
+<p>Be it observed that in all Machiavelli's works on so many different
+subjects there is not one word which renders virtue amiable&mdash;not one
+word proceeding from the heart. The same remark has been made on
+Boileau. He does not, it is true, make virtue lovely, but he represents
+it as necessary.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BAYLE" id="BAYLE"></a>BAYLE.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Why has Louis Racine treated Bayle like a dangerous man, with a cruel
+heart, in an epistle to Jean Baptiste Rousseau, which, although printed,
+is but little known?</p>
+
+<p>He compares Bayle, whose logical acuteness detected the errors of
+opposing systems, to Marius sitting upon the ruins of Carthage:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Ainsi d'un &#339;il content Marius, dans sa fuite,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Contemplait les débris de Carthage détruite.</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Thus exiled Marius, with contented gaze,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Thy ruins, Carthage, silently surveys.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Here is a simile which exhibits very little resemblance, or, as Pope
+says, a simile dissimilar. Marius had not destroyed reason and
+arguments, nor did he contentedly view its ruins, but, on the contrary,
+he was penetrated with an elevated sentiment of melancholy on
+contemplating the vicissitudes of human affairs, when he made the
+celebrated answer: "Say to the proconsul of Africa that thou hast seen
+Marius seated on the ruins of Carthage."</p>
+
+<p>We ask in what Marius resembled Bayle? Louis Racine, if he thinks fit,
+may apply the epithets "hard-hearted" and "cruel" to Marius, to Sulla,
+to the triumvirs, but, in reference to Bayle the phrases "detestable
+pleasure," "cruel heart," "terrible man," should not be put in a
+sentence written by Louis Racine against one who is only proved to have
+weighed the arguments of the Manichæans, the Paulicians, the Arians, the
+Eutychians, against those of their adversaries. Louis Racine proportions
+not the punishment to the offence. He should remember that Bayle
+combated Spinoza, who was too much of a philosopher, and Jurieu, who was
+none at all. He should respect the good manners of Bayle and learn to
+reason from him. But he was a Jansenist, that is to say, he knew the
+words of the language of Jansenism and employed them at random. You may
+properly call cruel and terrible a powerful man who commands his slaves,
+on pain of death, to go and reap corn where he has sown thistles; who
+gives to some of them too much food, and suffers others to die of
+hunger; who kills his eldest son to leave a large fortune to the
+younger. All that is frightful and cruel, Louis Racine! It is said that
+such is the god of thy Jansenists, but I do not believe it. Oh slaves of
+party, people attacked with the jaundice, you constantly see everything
+yellow!</p>
+
+<p>And to whom has the unthinking heir of a father who had a hundred times
+more taste than he has philosophy, addressed this miserable epistle
+against the virtuous Bayle? To Rousseau&mdash;a poet who thinks still less;
+to a man whose principal merit has consisted in epigrams which are
+revolting to the most indulgent reader; to a man to whom it was alike
+whether he sang Jesus Christ or Giton. Such was the apostle to whom
+Louis Racine denounced Bayle as a miscreant. What motive could the
+author of "Phædra" and "Iphigenia" have for falling into such a
+prodigious error? Simply this, that Rousseau had made verses for the
+Jansenists, whom he then believed to be in high credit.</p>
+
+<p>Such is the rage of faction let loose upon Bayle, but you do not hear
+any of the dogs who have howled against him bark against Lucretius,
+Cicero, Seneca, Epicurus, nor against the numerous philosophers of
+antiquity. It is all reserved for Bayle; he is their fellow citizen&mdash;he
+is of their time&mdash;his glory irritates them. Bayle is read and Nicole is
+not read; behold the source of the Jansenist hatred! Bayle is studied,
+but neither the reverend Father Croiset, nor the reverend Father
+Caussin; hence Jesuitical denouncement!</p>
+
+<p>In vain has a Parliament of France done him the greatest honor in
+rendering his will valid, notwithstanding the severity of the law. The
+madness of party knows neither honor nor justice. I have not inserted
+this article to make the eulogy of the best of dictionaries, which would
+not be becoming here, and of which Bayle is not in need; I have written
+it to render, if I can, the spirit of party odious and ridiculous.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BDELLIUM" id="BDELLIUM"></a>BDELLIUM.</h3>
+
+
+<p>We are very much puzzled to know what this Bdellium is which is found
+near the shores of the Pison, a river of the terrestrial paradise which
+turns into the country of the Havilah, where there is gold. Calmet
+relates that, according to several commentators, Bdellium is the
+carbuncle, but that it may also be crystal. Then it is the gum of an
+Arabian tree and afterwards we are told that capers are intended. Many
+others affirm that it signifies pearls. Nothing but the etymologies of
+Bochart can throw a light on this question. I wish that all these
+commentators had been upon the spot.</p>
+
+<p>The excellent gold which is obtained in this country, says Calmet, shows
+evidently that this is the country of Colchis and the golden fleece is a
+proof of it. It is a pity that things have changed so much for
+Mingrelia; that beautiful country, so famous for the loves of Medea and
+Jason, now produces gold and Bdellium no more than bulls which vomit
+fire and flame, and dragons which guard the fleece. Everything changes
+in this world; and if we do not skilfully cultivate our lands, and if
+the state remain always in debt, we shall become a second Mingrelia.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BEARD" id="BEARD"></a>BEARD.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Certain naturalists assure us that the secretion which produces the
+beard is the same as that which perpetuates mankind. An entire
+hemisphere testifies against this fraternal union. The Americans, of
+whatever country, color, or stature they may be, have neither beards on
+their chins, nor any hair on their bodies, except their eyebrows and the
+hair of their heads, I have legal attestations of official men who have
+lived, conversed, and combated with thirty nations of South America, and
+they attest that they have never seen a hair on their bodies; and they
+laugh, as they well may, at writers who, copying one another, say that
+the Americans are only without hair because they pull it out with
+pincers; as if Christopher Columbus, Fernando Cortes, and the other
+adventurers had loaded themselves with the little tweezers with which
+our ladies remove their superfluous hairs, and had distributed them in
+all the countries of America.</p>
+
+<p>I believed for a long time that the Esquimaux were excepted from the
+general laws of the new world; but I am assured that they are as free
+from hair as the others. However, they have children in Chile, Peru, and
+Canada, as well as in our bearded continent. There is, then, a specific
+difference between these bipeds and ourselves, in the same way as their
+lions, which are divested of the mane, and in other respects differ from
+the lions of Africa.</p>
+
+<p>It is to be remarked that the Orientals have never varied in their
+consideration for the beard. Marriage among them has always existed, and
+that period is still the epoch of life from which they no longer shave
+the beard. The long dress and the beard impose respect. The Westerns
+have always been changing the fashion of the chin. Mustaches were worn
+under Louis XIV. towards the year 1672. Under Louis XIII. a little
+pointed beard prevailed. In the time of Henry IV. it was square. Charles
+V., Julius II., and Francis I. restored the large beard to honor in
+their courts, which had been a long time in fashion. Gownsmen, through
+gravity and respect for the customs of their fathers, shaved themselves;
+while the courtiers, in doublets and little mantles, wore their beards
+as long as they could. When a king in those days sent a lawyer as an
+ambassador, his comrades would laugh at him if he suffered his beard to
+grow, besides mocking him in the chamber of accounts or of
+requests,&mdash;But quite enough upon beards.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BEASTS" id="BEASTS"></a>BEASTS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>What a pity and what a poverty of spirit to assert that beasts are
+machines deprived of knowledge and sentiment, which effect all their
+operations in the same manner, which learn nothing, never improve, etc.</p>
+
+<p>What is this bird, who makes its nest in a semicircle when he attaches
+it to a wall; and in a circle on a tree&mdash;this bird does all in the same
+blind manner! The hound, which you have disciplined for three months,
+does he not know more at the end of this time than he did before? Does
+the canary, to which you play an air, repeat ft directly? Do you not
+employ a considerable time in teaching it? Have you not seen that he
+sometimes mistakes it, and that be corrects himself?</p>
+
+<p>Is it because I speak to you that you judge I have sentiment, memory,
+and ideas? Well, suppose I do not speak to you; you see me enter my room
+with an afflicted air, I seek a paper with disquietude, I open the
+bureau in which I recollect to have shut it, I hid it and read it with
+joy. You pronounce that I have felt the sentiment of affliction and of
+joy; that I have memory and knowledge.</p>
+
+<p>Extend the same judgment to the dog who has lost his master, who has
+sought hum everywhere with grievous cries, and who enters the house
+agitated and restless, goes upstairs and down, from room to room, and at
+last finds in the closet the master whom he loves, and testifies his joy
+by the gentleness of his cries, by his leaps and his caresses.</p>
+
+<p>Some barbarians seize this dog, who so prodigiously excels man in
+friendship, they nail him to a table and dissect him living to show the
+mesenteric veins. You discover in him the same organs of sentiment which
+are in yourself. Answer me, machinist, has nature arranged all the
+springs of sentiment in this animal that he should not feel? Has he
+nerves, and is he incapable of suffering? Do not suppose this
+impertinent contradiction in mature.</p>
+
+<p>But the masters of this school ask, what is the soul of beasts? I do not
+understand tins question. A tree has the faculty of receiving in its
+fibres the sap which circulates, of evolving its buds, its leaves, and
+its fruits. You will ask me what is the soul of this tree? It has
+received these gifts. The animal has received those of sentiment,
+memory, and a certain number of ideas. Who has bestowed these gifts; who
+has given these faculties? He who has made the herb of the field to
+grow, and who makes the earth gravitate towards the sun.</p>
+
+<p>The souls of beasts are <i>substantial forms</i>, says Aristotle; and after
+Aristotle, the Arabian school; and after the Arabian school, the
+Angelical school; and after the Angelical school, the Sorbonne; and
+after the Sorbonne, every one in the world.</p>
+
+<p>The souls of beasts are material, exclaim other philosophers. These have
+not been more fortunate than the former. They are in vain asked what is
+a material soul? They say that it is a matter which has sensation; but
+who has given it this sensation? It is a material soul, that is to say,
+it is composed of a matter which gives sensation to matter. They cannot
+get out of this circle.</p>
+
+<p>Listen to one kind of beasts reasoning upon another; their soul is a
+spiritual being, which dies with the body; but what proof have you of
+it? What idea have you of this spiritual being, which has sentiment,
+memory, and its share of ideas and combinations, but which can never
+tell what made a child of six years old? On what ground do you imagine
+that this being, which is not corporeal, perishes with the body? The
+greatest beasts are those who have suggested that this soul is neither
+body nor spiritan excellent system! We can only understand by spirit
+something unknown, which is not body. Thus the system of these gentlemen
+amounts to this, that the soul of beasts is a substance which is neither
+body, nor something which is not body. Whence can proceed so many
+contradictory errors? From the custom which men have of examining what a
+thing is before they know whether it exists. They call the speech the
+effect of a breath of mind, the soul of a sigh. What is the soul? It is
+a name which I have given to this valve which rises and falls, which
+lets the air in, relieves itself, and sends it through a pipe when I
+move the lungs.</p>
+
+<p>There is not, then, a soul distinct from the machine. But what moves the
+lungs of animals? I have already said, the power that moves the stars.
+The philosopher who said, <i>"Deus est animâ brutorum."</i>&mdash;God is the soul
+of the brutes&mdash;is right; but he should have gone much further.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BEAUTIFUL_THE" id="BEAUTIFUL_THE"></a>BEAUTIFUL (THE).</h3>
+
+
+<p>Since we have quoted Plato on love, why should we not quote him on "the
+beautiful," since beauty causes love. It is curious to know how a Greek
+spoke of the beautiful more than two thousand years since.</p>
+
+<p>"The man initiated into the sacred mysteries, when he sees a beautiful
+face accompanied by a divine form, a something more than mortal, feels a
+secret emotion, and I know not what respectful fear. He regards this
+figure as a divinity.... When the influence of beauty enters into his
+soul by his eyes he burns; the wings of his soul are bedewed; they lose
+the hardness which retains their germs and liquefy themselves; these
+germs, swelling beneath the roots of its wings, they expand from every
+part of the soul (for soul had wings formerly)," etc.</p>
+
+<p>I am willing to believe that nothing is finer than this discourse of the
+divine Plato; but it does not give us very clear ideas of the nature of
+the beautiful.</p>
+
+<p>Ask a toad what is beauty&mdash;the great beauty <i>To Kalon</i>; he will answer
+that it is the female with two great round eyes coming out of her little
+head, her large flat mouth, her yellow belly, and brown back. Ask a
+negro of Guinea; beauty is to him a black, oily skin, sunken eyes, and a
+flat nose. Ask the devil; he will tell you that the beautiful consists
+in a pair of horns, four claws, and a tail. Then consult the
+philosophers; they will answer you with jargon; they must have something
+conformable to the archetype of the essence of the beautiful&mdash;to the <i>To
+Kalon</i>.</p>
+
+<p>I was once attending a tragedy near a philosopher. "How beautiful that
+is," said he. "What do you find beautiful?" asked I. "It is," said he,
+"that the author has attained his object." The next day he took his
+medicine, which did him some good. "It has attained its object," cried I
+to him; "it is a beautiful medicine." He comprehended that it could not
+be said that a medicine is beautiful, and that to apply to anything
+the epithet beautiful it must cause admiration and pleasure. He admitted
+that the tragedy had inspired him with these two sentiments, and that it
+was the <i>To Kalon</i>, the beautiful.</p>
+
+<p>We made a journey to England. The same piece was played, and, although
+ably translated, it made all the spectators yawn. "Oh, oh!" said he,
+"the <i>To Kalon</i> is not the same with the English as with the French." He
+concluded after many reflections that "the beautiful" is often merely
+relative, as that which is decent at Japan is indecent at Rome; and that
+which is the fashion at Paris is not so at Pekin; and he was thereby
+spared the trouble of composing a long treatise on the beautiful.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 364px;">
+<a name="A_Type_of_Beauty" id="A_Type_of_Beauty"></a>
+<img src="images/img_03_beauty.jpg" width="364" alt="A Type of Beauty.&mdash;A beautiful face accompanied by a divine form." title="" />
+<span class="caption_fig">A Type of Beauty.&mdash;A beautiful face accompanied by a divine form.</span>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>There are actions which the whole world considers fine. A challenge
+passed between two of Cæsar's officers, mortal enemies, not to shed each
+other's blood behind a thicket by tierce and quarte, as among us, but to
+decide which of them would best defend the camp of the Romans, about to
+be attacked by the barbarians. One of the two, after having repulsed the
+enemy, was near falling; the other flew to his assistance, saved his
+life, and gained the victory. A friend devotes himself to death for his
+friend, a son for his father. The Algonquin, the French, the Chinese,
+will mutually say that all this is very beautiful, that such actions
+give them pleasure, and that they admire them.</p>
+
+<p>They will say the same of great moral maxims; of that of Zoroaster: "If
+in doubt that an action be just, desist;" of that of Confucius: "Forget
+injuries; never forget benefits."</p>
+
+<p>The negro, with round eyes and flattened nose, who would not give the
+ladies of our court the name of beautiful, would give it without
+hesitation to these actions and these maxims. Even the wicked man
+recognizes the beauty of the virtues which he cannot imitate. The
+beautiful, which only strikes the senses, the imagination, and what is
+called the spirit, is then often uncertain; the beauty which strikes the
+heart is not. You will find a number of people who will tell you they
+have found nothing beautiful in three-fourths of the "Iliad"; but nobody
+will deny that the devotion of Codrus for his people was fine, supposing
+it was true.</p>
+
+<p>Brother Attinet, a Jesuit, a native of Dijon, was employed as designer
+in the country house of the Emperor Camhi, at the distance of some
+leagues from Pekin.</p>
+
+<p>"This country house," says he, in one of his letters to M. Dupont, "is
+larger than the town of Dijon. It is divided into a thousand habitations
+on one line; each one has its courts, its parterres, its gardens, and
+its waters; the front of each is ornamented with gold varnish and
+paintings. In the vast enclosures of the park, hills have been raised by
+hand from twenty to sixty feet high. The valleys are watered by an
+infinite number of canals, which run a considerable distance to join and
+form lakes and seas. We float on these seas in boats varnished and
+gilt, from twelve to thirteen fathoms long and four wide. These barks
+have magnificent saloons, and the borders of the canals are covered with
+houses, all in different tastes. Every house has its gardens and
+cascades. You go from one valley to another by alleys, alternately
+ornamented with pavilions and grottoes. No two valleys are alike; the
+largest of all is surrounded by a colonnade, behind which are gilded
+buildings. All the apartments of these houses correspond in magnificence
+with the outside. All the canals have bridges at stated distances; these
+bridges are bordered with balustrades of white marble sculptured in
+basso-relievo.</p>
+
+<p>"In the middle of the great sea is raised a rock, and on this rock is a
+square pavilion, in which are more than a hundred apartments. From this
+square pavilion there is a view of all the palaces, all the houses, and
+all the gardens of this immense enclosure, and there are more than four
+hundred of them.</p>
+
+<p>"When the emperor gives a fête all these buildings are illuminated in an
+instant, and from every house there are fireworks.</p>
+
+<p>"This is not all; at the end of what they call the sea is a great fair,
+held by the emperor's officers. Vessels come from the great sea to
+arrive at this fair. The courtiers disguise themselves as merchants and
+artificers of all sorts; one keeps a coffee house, another a tavern; one
+takes the profession of a thief, another that of the officer who
+pursues him. The emperor and all the ladies of the court come to buy
+stuffs, the false merchants cheat them as much as they can; they tell
+them that it is shameful to dispute so much about the price, and that
+they are poor customers. Their majesties reply that the merchants are
+knaves; the latter are angry and affect to depart; they are appeased;
+the emperor buys all and makes lotteries of it for all his court.
+Farther on are spectacles of all sorts."</p>
+
+<p>When brother Attinet came from China to Versailles he found it small and
+dull. The Germans, who were delighted to stroll about its groves, were
+astonished that brother Attinet was so difficult. This is another reason
+which determines me not to write a treatise on the beautiful.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BEES" id="BEES"></a>BEES.</h3>
+
+
+<p>The bees may be regarded as superior to the human race in this, that
+from their own substance they produce another which is useful; while, of
+all our secretions, there is not one good for anything; nay, there is
+not one which does not render mankind disagreeable.</p>
+
+<p>I have been charmed to find that the swarms which turn out of the hive
+are much milder than our sons when they leave college. The young bees
+then sting no one; or at least but rarely and in extraordinary cases.
+They suffer themselves to be carried quietly in the bare hand to the
+hive which is destined for them. But no sooner have they learned in
+their new habitation to know their interests than they become like us
+and make war. I have seen very peaceable bees go for six months to labor
+in a neighboring meadow covered with flowers which secreted them. When
+the mowers came they rushed furiously from their hive upon those who
+were about to steal their property and put them to flight.</p>
+
+<p>We find in the Proverbs attributed to Solomon that "there are four
+things, the least upon earth, but which are wiser than the wise men&mdash;the
+ants, a little people who lay up food during the harvest; the hares, a
+weak people who lie on stones; the grasshoppers, who have no kings and
+who journey in flocks; and the lizards, which work with their hands and
+dwell in the palaces of kings." I know not how Solomon forgot the bees,
+whose instinct seems very superior to that of hares, which do not lie on
+stone; or of lizards, with whose genius I am not acquainted. Moreover, I
+shall always prefer a bee to a grasshopper.</p>
+
+<p>The bees have, in all ages, furnished the poet with descriptions,
+comparisons, allegories, and fables. Mandeville's celebrated "Fable of
+the Bees" made a great noise in England. Here is a short sketch of it:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Once the bees, in worldly things,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Had a happy government;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">And their laborers and their kings</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Made them wealthy and content;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">But some greedy drones at last</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Found their way into their hive;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Those, in idleness to thrive,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Told the bees they ought to fast.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Sermons were <i>their</i> only labors;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Work they preached unto their neighbors.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">In their language they would say,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">"You shall surely go to heaven,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">When to us you've freely given</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Wax and honey all away."&mdash;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Foolishly the bees believed,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Till by famine undeceived;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">When their misery was complete,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">All the strange delusion vanished!</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3.5em;">Now the drones are killed or banished,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">And the bees again may eat.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Mandeville goes much further; he asserts that bees cannot live at their
+ease in a great and powerful hive without many vices. "No kingdom, no
+state," says he, "can flourish without vices. Take away the vanity of
+ladies of quality, and there will be no more fine manufactures of silk,
+no more employment for men and women in a thousand different branches; a
+great part of the nation will be reduced to beggary. Take away the
+avarice of our merchants, and the fleets of England will be annihilated.
+Deprive artists of envy, and emulation will cease; we shall sink back
+into primitive rudeness and ignorance."</p>
+
+<p>It is quite true that a well-governed society turns every vice to
+account; but it is not true that these vices are necessary to the
+well-being of the world. Very good remedies may be made from poisons,
+but poisons do not contribute to the support of life. By thus reducing
+the "Fable of the Bees" to its just value, it might be made a work of
+moral utility.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BEGGAR_MENDICANT" id="BEGGAR_MENDICANT"></a>BEGGAR&mdash;MENDICANT</h3>
+
+
+<p>Every country where begging, where mendicity, is a profession, is ill
+governed. Beggary, as I have elsewhere said, is a vermin that clings to
+opulence. Yes; but let it be shaken off; let the hospitals be for
+sickness and age alone, and let the shops be for the young and vigorous.</p>
+
+<p>The following is an extract from a sermon composed by a preacher ten
+years ago for the parish of St. Leu and St. Giles, which is the parish
+of the beggars and the convulsionaries: "<i>Pauper es
+evangelicantur</i>"&mdash;"the gospel is preached to the poor."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear brethren the beggars, what is meant by the word <i>gospel</i>? It
+signifies <i>good news</i>. It is, then, good news that I come to tell you;
+and what is it? It is that if you are idlers you will die on a
+dung-hill. Know that there have been idle kings, so at least we are
+told, and they at last had not where to lay their heads. If you work,
+you will be as happy as other men.</p>
+
+<p>"The preachers at St. Eustache and St. Roche may deliver to the rich
+very fine sermons in a flowery style, which procure for the auditors a
+light slumber with an easy digestion, and for the orator a thousand
+crowns; but I address those whom hunger keeps awake. Work for your
+bread, I say; for the Scripture says that he who does not work deserves
+not to eat. Our brother in adversity, Job, who was for some time in your
+condition, says that man is born to labor as the bird is to fly. Look
+at this immense city; every one is busy; the judges rise at four in the
+morning to administer justice to you and send you to the galleys when
+your idleness has caused you to thieve rather awkwardly.</p>
+
+<p>"The king works; he attends his council every day; and he has made
+campaigns. Perhaps you will say he is none the richer. Granted; but that
+is not his fault. The financiers know, better than you or I do, that not
+one-half his revenue ever enters his coffers. He has been obliged to
+sell his plate in order to defend us against our enemies. We should aid
+him in our turn. The Friend of Man (<i>l'Ami des Hommes</i>) allows him only
+seventy-five millions per annum. Another friend all at once gives him
+seven hundred and forty. But of all these Job's comforters, not one will
+advance him a single crown. It is necessary to invent a thousand
+ingenious ways of drawing this crown from our pockets, which, before it
+reaches his own, is diminished by at least one-half.</p>
+
+<p>"Work, then, my dear brethren; act for yourselves, for I forewarn you
+that if you do not take care of yourselves, no one will take care of
+you; you will be treated as the king has been in several grave
+remonstrances; people will say, 'God help you.'</p>
+
+<p>"We will go into the provinces, you will answer; we skill be fed by the
+lords of the land, by the farmers, by the curates. Do not flatter
+yourselves, my dear brethren, that you shall eat at their tables; they
+have for the most part enough to do to feed themselves, notwithstanding
+the 'Method of Rapidly Getting Rich by Agriculture' and fifty other
+works of the same kind, published every day at Paris for the use of the
+people in the country, with the cultivation of which the authors never
+had anything to do.</p>
+
+<p>"I behold among you young men of some talent, who say that they will
+make verses, that they will write pamphlets, like Chisiac, Normotte, or
+Patouillet; that they will work for the <i>'Nouvelles Ecclésiastiques'</i>
+that they will write sheets for Fréron, funeral orations for bishops,
+songs for the comic opera. Any of these would at least be an occupation.
+When a man is writing for the <i>'Année Littéraire,'</i> he is not robbing on
+the highway, he is only robbing his creditors. But do better, my dear
+brethren in Jesus Christ&mdash;my dear beggars, who, by passing your lives in
+asking charity, run the risk of the galleys; do better; enter one of the
+four mendicant orders; you will then be not only rich, but honored
+also."</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BEKKER" id="BEKKER"></a>BEKKER,</h3>
+
+<h5>"THE WORLD BEWITCHED," THE DEVIL, THE BOOK OF ENOCH, AND SORCERERS.</h5>
+
+
+<p>This Balthazar Bekker, a very good man, a great enemy of the everlasting
+hell and the devil, and a still greater of precision, made a great deal
+of noise in his time by his great book, "The World Bewitched."</p>
+
+<p>One Jacques-George de Chaufepied, a pretended continuator of Bayle,
+assures us that Bekker learned Greek at Gascoigne. Niceron has good
+reasons for believing that it was at Franeker. This historical point has
+occasioned much doubt and trouble at court.</p>
+
+<p>The fact is that in the time of Bekker, a minister of the Holy
+Gospel&mdash;as they say in Holland&mdash;the devil was still in prodigious credit
+among divines of all sorts in the middle of the seventeenth century, in
+spite of the good spirits which were beginning to enlighten the world.
+Witchcraft, possessions, and everything else attached to that fine
+divinity, were in vogue throughout Europe and frequently had fatal
+results.</p>
+
+<p>A century had scarcely elapsed since King James himself&mdash;called by Henry
+IV. <i>Master</i> James&mdash;that great enemy of the Roman communion and the
+papal power, had published his "Demonology" (what a book for a king!)
+and in it had admitted sorceries, incubuses, and succubuses, and
+acknowledged the power of the devil, and of the pope, who, according to
+him, had just as good a right to drive Satan from the bodies of the
+possessed as any other priest. And we, miserable Frenchmen, who boast of
+having recovered some small part of our senses, in what a horrid sink of
+stupid barbarism were we then immersed! Not a parliament, not a
+presidential court, but was occupied in trying sorcerers; not a great
+jurisconsult who did not write memorials on possessions by the devil.
+France resounded with the cries of poor imbecile creatures whom the
+judges, after making them believe that they had danced round a cauldron,
+tortured and put to death without pity, in horrible torments. Catholics
+and Protestants were alike infected with this absurd and frightful
+superstition; the pretext being that in one of the Christian gospels it
+is said that disciples were sent to cast out devils. It was a sacred
+duty to put girls to the torture in order to make them confess that they
+had lain with Satan, and that they had fallen in love with him in the
+form of a goat. All the particulars of the meetings of the girls with
+this goat were detailed in the trials of the unfortunate individuals.
+They were burned at last, whether they confessed or denied; and France
+was one vast theatre of judicial carnage.</p>
+
+<p>I have before me a collection of these infernal proceedings, made by a
+counsellor of the Parliament of Bordeaux, named De Langre, and addressed
+to Monseigneur Silleri, chancellor of France, without Monseigneur
+Silleri's having ever thought of enlightening those infamous
+magistrates. But, indeed, it would have been necessary to begin by
+enlightening the chancellor himself. What was France at that time? A
+continual St. Bartholomew&mdash;from the massacre of Vassy to the
+assassination of Marshal d'Ancre and his innocent wife.</p>
+
+<p>Will it be believed that in the time of this very Bekker, a poor girl
+named Magdalen Chaudron, who had been persuaded that she was a witch,
+was burned at Geneva?</p>
+
+<p>The following is a very exact summary of the procès-verbal of this
+absurd and horrid act, which is not the last monument of the kind:</p>
+
+<p>"Michelle, having met the devil as she was going out of the town, the
+devil gave her a kiss, received her homage, and imprinted on her upper
+lip and her right breast the mark which it is his custom to affix on all
+persons whom he recognizes as his favorites. This seal of the devil is a
+small sign-manual, which, as demonological jurisconsults affirm, renders
+the skin insensible.</p>
+
+<p>"The devil ordered Michelle Chaudron to bewitch two girls; and she
+immediately obeyed her lord. The relatives of the young women judicially
+charged her with devilish practices, and the girls themselves were
+interrogated and confronted with the accused. They testified that they
+constantly felt a swarming of ants in certain parts of their bodies, and
+that they were possessed. The physicians were then called in, or at
+least those who then passed as physicians. They visited the girls and
+sought on Michelle's body for the devil's seal, which the procès-verbal
+calls the <i>satanic marks</i>. They thrust a large needle into the spot, and
+this of itself was a grievous torture. Blood flowed from the puncture;
+and Michelle made known by her cries that satanic marks do not produce
+insensibility. The judges, seeing no satisfactory evidence that Michelle
+Chaudron was a witch, had her put to the torture, which never fails to
+bring forth proofs. The unfortunate girl, yielding at length to the
+violence of her tortures, confessed whatever was required of her.</p>
+
+<p>"The physicians again sought for the satanic mark. They found it in a
+small dark spot on one of her thighs. They applied the needle; but the
+torture had been so excessive that the poor, expiring creature scarcely
+felt the wound; she did not cry out; therefore the crime was
+satisfactorily proved. But, as manners were becoming less rude, she was
+not burned until she had been hanged."</p>
+
+<p>Every tribunal in Christian Europe still rings with similar
+condemnations; so long did this barbarous imbecility endure, that even
+in our own day, at Würzburg, in Franconia, there was a witch burned in
+1750. And what a witch! A young woman of quality, the abbess of a
+convent! and in our own times, under the empire of Maria Theresa of
+Austria!</p>
+
+<p>These horrors, by which Europe was so long filled, determined Bekker to
+fight against the devil. In vain was he told, in prose and verse, that
+he was doing wrong to attack him, seeing that he was extremely like him,
+being horribly ugly; nothing could stop him. He began with absolutely
+denying the power of Satan; and even grew so bold as to maintain that he
+does not exist. "If," said he, "there were a devil, he would revenge the
+war which I make upon him."</p>
+
+<p>Bekker reasoned but too well in saying that if the devil existed he
+would punish him. His brother ministers took Satan's part and suspended
+Bekker; for heretics will also excommunicate; and in the article of
+cursing, Geneva mimics Rome.</p>
+
+<p>Bekker enters on his subject in the second volume. According to him, the
+serpent which seduced our first parents was not a devil, but a real
+serpent; as Balaam's ass was a real ass, and as the whale that swallowed
+Jonah was a real whale. It was so decidedly a real serpent, that all its
+species, which had before walked on their feet, were condemned to crawl
+on their bellies. No serpent, no animal of any kind, is called Satan, or
+Beelzebub, or devil, in the Pentateuch. There is not so much as an
+allusion to Satan. The Dutch destroyer of Satan does, indeed, admit the
+existence of angels; but at the same time he assures us that it cannot
+be proved by reasoning. "And if there are any," says he, in the eighth
+chapter of his second volume, "it is hard to say what they are. The
+Scripture tells us nothing about their nature, nor in what the nature of
+a spirit consists. The Bible was made, not for angels, but for men;
+Jesus was made a man for us, not an angel."</p>
+
+<p>If Bekker has so many scruples concerning angels, it is not to be
+wondered at that he has some concerning devils; and it is very amusing
+to see into what contortions he puts his mind in order to avail himself
+of such texts as appear to be in his favor and to evade such as are
+against him.</p>
+
+<p>He does his utmost to prove that the devil had nothing to do with the
+afflictions of Job; and here he is even more prolix than the friends of
+that holy man.</p>
+
+<p>There is great probability that he was condemned only through the
+ill-humor of his judges at having lost so much time in reading his work.
+If the devil himself had been forced to read Bekker's "World Bewitched"
+he could never have forgiven the fault of having so prodigiously wearied
+him.</p>
+
+<p>One of our Dutch divine's greatest difficulties is to explain these
+words: "Jesus was transported by the spirit into the desert to be
+tempted by the devil." No text can be clearer. A divine may write
+against Beelzebub as much as he pleases, but he must of necessity admit
+his existence; he may then explain the difficult texts if he can.</p>
+
+<p>Whoever desires to know precisely what the devil is may be informed by
+referring to the Jesuit Scott; no one has spoken of him more at length;
+he is much worse than Bekker.</p>
+
+<p>Consulting history, where the ancient origin of the devil is to be found
+in the doctrine of the Persians, Ahrimanes, the bad principle, corrupts
+all that the good principle had made salutary. Among the Egyptians,
+Typhon does all the harm he can; while Oshireth, whom we call Osiris,
+does, together with Isheth, or Isis, all the good of which he is
+capable.</p>
+
+<p>Before the Egyptians and Persians, Mozazor, among the Indians, had
+revolted against God and become the devil, but God had at last pardoned
+him. If Bekker and the Socinians had known this anecdote of the fall of
+the Indian angels and their restoration, they would have availed
+themselves of it to support their opinion that hell is not perpetual,
+and to give hopes of salvation to such of the damned as read their
+books.</p>
+
+<p>The Jews, as has already been observed, never spoke of the fall of the
+angels in the Old Testament; but it is mentioned in the New.</p>
+
+<p>About the period of the establishment of Christianity a book was
+attributed to "Enoch, the seventh man after Adam," concerning the devil
+and his associates. Enoch gives us the names of the leaders of the
+rebellious and the faithful angels, but he does not say that war was in
+heaven; on the contrary, the fight was upon a mountain of the earth, and
+it was for the possession of young women.</p>
+
+<p>St. Jude cites this book in his Epistle: "And the angels, which kept not
+their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in
+everlasting chains under darkness, unto the judgment of the great
+day.... Woe unto them, for they have gone in the way of Cain.... And
+Enoch, also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these...."</p>
+
+<p>St. Peter in his second Epistle alludes to the Book of Enoch when he
+says: "For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down
+to hell and delivered them into chains of darkness...."</p>
+
+<p>Bekker must have found it difficult to resist passages so formal.
+However, he was even more inflexible on the subject of devils than on
+that of angels; he would not be subdued by the Book of Enoch, the
+seventh man from Adam; he maintained that there was no more a devil than
+there was a book of Enoch. He said that the devil was imitated from
+ancient mythology, that it was an old story revived, and that we are
+nothing more than plagiarists.</p>
+
+<p>We may at the present day be asked why we call that Lucifer the <i>evil
+spirit</i>, whom the Hebrew version, and the book attributed to Enoch,
+named Samyaza. It is because we understand Latin better than Hebrew.</p>
+
+<p>But whether Lucifer be the planet Venus, or the Samyaza of Enoch, or the
+Satan of the Babylonians, or the Mozazor of the Indians, or the Typhon
+of the Egyptians, Bekker was right in saying that so enormous a power
+ought not to be attributed to him as that with which, even down to our
+own times, he has been believed to be invested. It is too much to have
+immolated to him a woman of quality of Würzburg, Magdalen Chaudron, the
+curate of Gaupidi, the wife of Marshal d'Ancre, and more than a hundred
+thousand other wizards and witches, in the space of thirteen hundred
+years, in Christian states. Had Belthazar Bekker been content with
+paring the devil's nails, he would have been very well received; but
+when a curate would annihilate the devil he loses his cure.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BELIEF" id="BELIEF"></a>BELIEF.</h3>
+
+
+<p>We shall see at the article "Certainty" that we ought often to be very
+uncertain of what we are certain of; and that we may fail in good sense
+when deciding according to what is called <i>common</i> sense. But what is it
+that we call <i>believing</i>?</p>
+
+<p>A Turk comes and says to me, "I believe that the angel Gabriel often
+descended from the empyrean, to bring Mahomet leaves of the Koran,
+written on blue vellum."</p>
+
+<p>Well, Mustapha, and on what does thy shaven head found its belief of
+this incredible thing?</p>
+
+<p>"On this: That there are the greatest probabilities that I have not been
+deceived in the relation of these improbable prodigies; that Abubeker,
+the father-in-law, Ali, the son-in-law, Aisha, or Aisse, the daughter,
+Omar, and Osman, certified the truth of the fact in the presence of
+fifty thousand men&mdash;gathered together all the leaves, read them to the
+faithful, and attested that not a word had been altered.</p>
+
+<p>"That we have never had but one Koran, which has never been contradicted
+by another Koran. That God has never permitted the least alteration to
+be made in this book.</p>
+
+<p>"That its doctrine and precepts are the perfection of reason. Its
+doctrine consists in the unity of God, for Whom we must live and die; in
+the immortality of the soul; the eternal rewards of the just and
+punishments of the wicked; and the mission of our great prophet
+Mahomet, proved by victories.</p>
+
+<p>"Its precepts are: To be just and valiant; to give alms to the poor; to
+abstain from that enormous number of women whom the Eastern princes, and
+in particular the petty Jewish kings, took to themselves without
+scruple; to renounce the good wines of Engaddi and Tadmor, which those
+drunken Hebrews have so praised in their books; to pray to God five
+times a day, etc.</p>
+
+<p>"This sublime religion has been confirmed by the miracle of all others
+the finest, the most constant, and best verified in the history of the
+world; that Mahomet, persecuted by the gross and absurd scholastic
+magistrates who decreed his arrest, and obliged to quit his country,
+returned victorious; that he made his imbecile and sanguinary enemies
+his footstool; that he all his life fought the battles of the Lord; that
+with a small number he always triumphed over the greater number; that he
+and his successors have converted one-half of the earth; and that, with
+God's help, we shall one day convert the other half."</p>
+
+<p>Nothing can be arrayed in more dazzling colors. Yet Mustapha, while
+believing so firmly, always feels some small shadows of doubt arising in
+his soul when he hears any difficulties started respecting the visits of
+the angel Gabriel; the sura or chapter brought from heaven to declare
+that the great prophet was not a cuckold; or the mare Borak, which
+carried him in one night from Mecca to Jerusalem. Mustapha stammers; he
+makes very bad answers, at which he blushes; yet he not only tells you
+that he believes, but would also persuade you to believe. You press
+Mustapha; he still gapes and stares, and at last goes away to wash
+himself in honor of Allah, beginning his ablution at the elbow and
+ending with the forefinger.</p>
+
+<p>Is Mustapha really persuaded&mdash;convinced of all that he has told us? Is
+he perfectly sure that Mahomet was sent by God, as he is sure that the
+city of Stamboul exists? as he is sure that the Empress Catherine II.
+sent a fleet from the remotest seas of the North to land troops in
+Peloponnesus&mdash;a thing as astonishing as the journey from Mecca to
+Jerusalem in one night&mdash;and that this fleet destroyed that of the
+Ottomans in the Dardanelles?</p>
+
+<p>The truth is that Mustapha believes what he does not believe. He has
+been accustomed to pronounce, with his mollah, certain words which he
+takes for ideas. To <i>believe</i> is very often to <i>doubt</i>.</p>
+
+<p>"Why do you believe that?" says Harpagon. "I believe it because I
+believe it," answers Master Jacques; and most men might return the same
+answer.</p>
+
+<p>Believe me fully, my dear reader, when I say one must not believe too
+easily. But what shall we say of those who would persuade others of what
+they themselves do not believe? and what of the monsters who persecute
+their brethren in the humble and rational doctrine of doubt and
+self-distrust?</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BETHSHEMESH" id="BETHSHEMESH"></a>BETHSHEMESH.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>Of the Fifty Thousand and Seventy Jews Struck with Sudden Death for
+Having Looked Upon the Ark; of the Five Golden Emeroids Paid by the
+Philistines; and of Dr. Kennicott's Incredulity.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>Men of the world will perhaps be astonished to find this word the
+subject of an article; but we here address only the learned and ask
+their instruction.</p>
+
+<p>Bethshemesh was a village belonging to God's people, situated, according
+to commentators, two miles north of Jerusalem. The Ph&#339;nicians having,
+in Samuel's time, beaten the Jews, and taken from them their Ark of
+alliance in the battle, in which they killed thirty thousand of their
+men, were severely punished for it by the Lord:</p>
+
+<p><i>"Percussit eos in secretiori parte natium, et ebullierunt villæ et
+agri.... et nati sunt mures, et facta est confusio mortis magna in
+civitate."</i> Literally: "He struck them in the most secret part of the
+buttocks; and the fields and the farmhouses were troubled.... and there
+sprung up mice; and there was a great confusion of death in the city."</p>
+
+<p>The prophets of the Ph&#339;nicians, or Philistines, having informed them
+that they could deliver themselves from the scourge only by giving to
+the Lord five golden mice and five golden emeroids, and sending him back
+the Jewish Ark, they fulfilled this order, and, according to the express
+command of their prophets sent back the Ark with the mice and emeroids
+on a wagon drawn by two cows, with each a sucking calf and without a
+driver.</p>
+
+<p>These two cows of themselves took the Ark straight to Bethshemesh. The
+men of Bethshemesh approached the Ark in order to look at it, which
+liberty was punished yet more severely than the profanation by the
+Ph&#339;nicians had been. The Lord struck with sudden death seventy men of
+the people, and fifty thousand of the populace.</p>
+
+<p>The reverend Doctor Kennicott, an Irishman, printed in 1768 a French
+commentary on this occurrence and dedicated it to the bishop of Oxford.
+At the head of this commentary he entitles himself Doctor of Divinity,
+member of the Royal Society of London, of the Palatine Academy, of the
+Academy of Göttingen, and of the Academy of Inscriptions at Paris. All
+that I know of the matter is that he is not of the Academy of
+Inscriptions at Paris. Perhaps he is one of its correspondents. His vast
+erudition may have deceived him, but titles are distinct from things.</p>
+
+<p>He informs the public that his pamphlet is sold at Paris by Saillant and
+Molini, at Rome by Monaldini, at Venice by Pasquali, at Florence by
+Cambiagi, at Amsterdam by Marc-Michel Rey, at The Hague by Gosse, at
+Leyden by Jaquau, and in London by Beckett, who receives subscriptions.</p>
+
+<p>In this pamphlet he pretends to prove that the Scripture text has been
+corrupted. Here we must be permitted to differ with him. Nearly all
+Bibles agree in these expressions: seventy men of the people and fifty
+thousand of the populace&mdash;<i>"De populo septuaginta viros, et quinquaginta
+millia plebis."</i> The reverend Doctor Kennicott says to the right
+reverend the lord bishop of Oxford that formerly there were strong
+prejudices in favor of the Hebrew text, but that for seventeen years his
+lordship and himself have been freed from their prejudices, after the
+deliberate and attentive perusal of this chapter.</p>
+
+<p>In this we differ from Dr. Kennicott, and the more we read this chapter
+the more we reverence the ways of the Lord, which are not our ways. It
+is impossible, says Kennicott, for the candid reader not to feel
+astonished and affected at the contemplation of fifty thousand men
+destroyed in one village&mdash;men, too, employed in gathering the harvest.</p>
+
+<p>This does, it is true, suppose a hundred thousand persons, at least, in
+that village, but should the doctor forget that the Lord had promised
+Abraham that his posterity should be as numerous as the sands of the
+sea?</p>
+
+<p>The Jews and the Christians, adds he, have not scrupled to express their
+repugnance to attach faith to this destruction of fifty thousand and
+seventy men.</p>
+
+<p>We answer that we are Christians and have no repugnance to attach faith
+to whatever is in the Holy Scriptures. We answer, with the reverend
+Father Calmet, that "if we were to reject whatever is extraordinary and
+beyond the reach of our conception we must reject the whole Bible." We
+are persuaded that the Jews, being under the guidance of God himself,
+could experience no events but such as were stamped with the seal of the
+Divinity and quite different from what happened to other men. We will
+even venture to advance that the death of these fifty thousand and
+seventy men is one of the least surprising things in the Old Testament.</p>
+
+<p>We are struck with astonishment still more reverential when Eve's
+serpent and Balaam's ass talk; when the waters of the cataracts are
+swelled by rain fifteen cubits above all the mountains; when we behold
+the plagues of Egypt, and the six hundred and thirty thousand fighting
+Jews flying on foot through the divided and suspended sea; when Joshua
+stops the sun and moon at noonday; when Samson slays a thousand
+Philistines with the jaw-bone of an ass.... In those divine times all
+was miracle, without exception, and we have the profoundest reverence
+for all these miracles&mdash;for that ancient world which was not our world;
+for that nature which was not our nature; for a divine book, in which
+there can be nothing human.</p>
+
+<p>But we are astonished at the liberty which Dr. Kennicott takes of
+calling those deists and atheists, who, while they revere the Bible more
+than he does, differ from him in opinion. Never will it be believed that
+a man with such ideas is of the Academy of Medals and Inscriptions. He
+is, perhaps, of the Academy of Bedlam, the most ancient of all, and
+whose colonies extend throughout the earth.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BILHAH_BASTARDS" id="BILHAH_BASTARDS"></a>BILHAH&mdash;BASTARDS</h3>
+
+
+<p>Bilhah, servant to Rachel, and Zilpah, servant to Leah, each bore the
+patriarch Jacob two children, and, be it observed, that they inherited
+like legitimate sons, as well as the eight other male children whom
+Jacob had by the two sisters Leah and Rachel. It is true that all their
+inheritance consisted in a blessing; whereas, William the Bastard
+inherited Normandy.</p>
+
+<p>Thierri, a bastard of Clovis, inherited the best part of Gaul, invaded
+by his father. Several kings of Spain and Naples have been bastards. In
+Spain bastards have always inherited. King Henry of Transtamare was not
+considered as an illegitimate king, though he was an illegitimate child,
+and this race of bastards, founded in the house of Austria, reigned in
+Spain until Philip V.</p>
+
+<p>The line of Aragon, who reigned in Naples in the time of Louis XII.,
+were bastards. Count de Dunois signed himself "the bastard of Orleans,"
+and letters were long preserved of the duke of Normandy, king of
+England, which were signed "William the Bastard."</p>
+
+<p>In Germany it is otherwise; the descent must be pure; bastards never
+inherit fiefs, nor have any estate. In France, as has long been the
+case, a king's bastard cannot be a priest without a dispensation from
+Rome, but he becomes a prince without any difficulty as soon as the king
+acknowledges him to be the offspring of his sire, even though he be the
+bastard of an adulterous father and mother. It is the same in Spain. The
+bastard of a king of England may be a duke but not a prince. Jacob's
+bastards were neither princes nor dukes; they had no lands, the reason
+being that their father had none, but they were afterwards called
+<i>patriarchs</i>, which may be rendered <i>arch-fathers</i>.</p>
+
+<p>It has been asked whether the bastards of the popes might be popes in
+turn. Pope John XI. was, it is true, a bastard of Pope Sergius III., and
+of the famous Marozia; but an instance is not a law.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BISHOP" id="BISHOP"></a>BISHOP.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Samuel Ornik, a native of Basle, was, as is well known, a very amiable
+young man, who, moreover, knew his German and Greek New Testament by
+heart. At the age of twenty his parents sent him to travel. He was
+commissioned to carry books to the coadjutor at Paris in the time of the
+Fronde. He arrived at the archbishop's gate and was told by the Swiss
+that <i>monseigneur</i> saw no one. "My dear fellow," said Ornik, "you are
+very rude to your countrymen; the apostles allowed every one to
+approach, and Jesus Christ desired that little children should come unto
+him. I have nothing to ask of your master; on the contrary, I bring him
+something." "Enter, then," said the Swiss.</p>
+
+<p>He waited an hour in the first ante-chamber. Being quite artless he
+attacked with questions a domestic who was very fond of telling all he
+knew about his master. "He must be pretty rich," said Ornik, "to have
+such a swarm of pages and footmen running in and out of the house." "I
+don't know," answered the other, "what his income is, but I hear Joli
+and the Abbé Charier say that he is two millions in debt." "But who is
+that lady who came out of a cabinet and is passing by?" "That is Madame
+de Pomereu, one of his mistresses." "She is really very pretty, but I
+have not read that the apostles had such company in their bedchambers in
+a morning." "Ah! that, I believe, is monsieur, about to give audience."
+"Say <i>sa grandeur, monseigneur</i>." "Well, with all my heart...." Ornik
+saluted <i>sa grandeur</i>, presented his books, and was received with a most
+gracious smile. <i>Sa grandeur</i> said three words to him, and stepped into
+his carriage, escorted by fifty horsemen. In stepping in, monseigneur
+dropped a sheath and Ornik was astonished that monseigneur should carry
+so large an inkhorn. "Do you not see," said the talker, "that it is his
+dagger? every one that goes to parliament wears his dagger?" Ornik
+uttered an exclamation of astonishment, and departed.</p>
+
+<p>He went through France and was edified by town after town. From thence
+he passed into Italy. In the papal territories he met a bishop with an
+income of only a thousand crowns, who went on foot. Ornik, being
+naturally kind, offered him a place in his cambiatura. "Signor, you are
+no doubt going to comfort the sick?" "Sir, I am going to my master."
+"Your master? He, no doubt, is Jesus Christ." "Sir, he is Cardinal
+Azolino; I am his almoner. He gives me a very poor salary, but he has
+promised to place me with Donna Olimpia, the favorite sister-in-law of
+<i>nostro signore</i>." "What! are you in the pay of a cardinal? But do you
+not know that there were no cardinals in the time of Jesus Christ and
+St. John?" "Is it possible!" exclaimed the Italian prelate. "Nothing is
+more true; you have read it in the Gospel." "I have never read it,"
+replied the bishop; "I know only the office of Our Lady." "I tell you
+there were neither cardinals nor bishops, and when there were bishops
+the priests were almost their equals, as St. Jerome, in several places,
+assures us." "Holy Virgin" said the Italian, "I knew nothing about it;
+and what of the popes?" "There were no popes either." The good bishop
+crossed himself, thinking he was with the evil one, and leaped from the
+side of his companion.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BLASPHEMY" id="BLASPHEMY"></a>BLASPHEMY.</h3>
+
+
+<p>This is a Greek word signifying <i>an attack on reputation</i>. We find
+blasphemia in Demosthenes. In the Greek Church it was used only to
+express an injury done to God. The Romans never made use of this
+expression, apparently not thinking that God's honor could be offended
+like that of men.</p>
+
+<p>There scarcely exists one synonym. Blasphemy does not altogether convey
+the idea of sacrilege. We say of a man who has taken God's name in
+vain, who, in the violence of anger, has sworn&mdash;as it is expressed&mdash;by
+the name of God, that he has <i>blasphemed</i>; but we do not say that he has
+committed sacrilege. The sacrilegious man is he who perjures himself on
+the gospel, who extends his rapacity to sacred things, who imbrues his
+hands in the blood of priests.</p>
+
+<p>Great sacrileges have always been punished with death in all nations,
+especially those accompanied by bloodshed. The author of the
+<i>"Institutes au Droit Criminel"</i> reckons among divine high treasons in
+the second degree, the non-observance of Sundays and holidays. He should
+have said the non-observance attended with marked contempt, for simple
+negligence is a sin, but not, as he calls it, a sacrilege. It is absurd
+to class together, as this author does, simony, the carrying off of a
+nun, and the forgetting to go to vespers on a holiday. It is one great
+instance of the errors committed by writers on jurisprudence, who, not
+having been called upon to make laws, take upon themselves to interpret
+those of the state.</p>
+
+<p>Blasphemies uttered in intoxication, in anger, in the excess of
+debauchery, or in the heat of unguarded conversation have been subjected
+by legislators to much lighter penalties. For instance, the advocate
+whom we have already cited says that the laws of France condemn simple
+blasphemers to a fine for the first offence, which is doubled for the
+second, tripled for the third, and quadrupled for the fourth offence;
+for the fifth relapse the culprit is set in the pillory, for the sixth
+relapse he is pilloried, and has his upper lip burned off with a hot
+iron, and for the seventh he loses his tongue. He should have added that
+this was an ordinance of the year 1666.</p>
+
+<p>Punishments are almost always arbitrary, which is a great defect in
+jurisprudence. But this defect opens the way for clemency and
+compassion, and this compassion is no other than the strictest justice,
+for it would be horrible to punish a youthful indiscretion as poisoners
+and parricides are punished. A sentence of death for an offence which
+deserves nothing more than correction is no other than an assassination
+committed with the sword of justice.</p>
+
+<p>Is it not to the purpose here to remark that what has been blasphemy in
+one country has often been piety in another?</p>
+
+<p>Suppose a Tyrian merchant landed at the port of Canope: he might be
+scandalized on seeing an onion, a cat, or a goat carried in procession;
+he might speak indecorously of Isheth, Oshireth, and Horeth, or might
+turn aside his head and not fall on his knees at the sight of a
+procession with the parts of human generation larger than life; he might
+express his opinion at supper, or even sing some song in which the
+Tyrian sailors made a jest of the Egyptian absurdities. He might be
+overheard by the maid of the inn, whose conscience would not suffer her
+to conceal so enormous a crime; she would run and denounce the offender
+to the nearest shoen that bore the image of the truth on his breast, and
+it is known how this image of truth was made. The tribunal of the
+shoens, or shotim, would condemn the Tyrian blasphemer to a dreadful
+death, and confiscate his vessel. Yet this merchant might be considered
+at Tyre as one of the most pious persons in Ph&#339;nicia.</p>
+
+<p>Numa sees that his little horde of Romans is a Collection of Latin
+freebooters who steal right and left all they can find&mdash;oxen, sheep,
+fowls, and girls. He tells them that he has spoken with the nymph Egeria
+in a cavern, and that the nymph has been employed by Jupiter to give him
+laws. The senators treat him at first as a blasphemer and threaten to
+throw him headlong from the Tarpeian rock. Numa makes himself a powerful
+party; he gains over some seniors who go with him into Egeria's grotto.
+She talks to them and converts them; they convert the senate and the
+people. In a little time Numa is no longer a blasphemer, the name is
+given only to such as doubt the existence of the nymph.</p>
+
+<p>In our own times it is unfortunate that what is blasphemy at Rome, at
+our Lady of Loretto, and within the walls of San Gennaro, is piety in
+London, Amsterdam, Stockholm, Berlin, Copenhagen, Berne, Basel, and
+Hamburg. It is yet more unfortunate that even in the same country, in
+the same town, in the same street, people treat one another as
+blasphemers.</p>
+
+<p>Nay, of the ten thousand Jews living at Rome there is not one who does
+not regard the pope as the chief of the blasphemers, while the hundred
+thousand Christians who inhabit Rome, in place of two millions of
+Jovians who filled it in Trajan's time, firmly believe that the Jews
+meet in their synagogues on Saturday for the purpose of blaspheming.</p>
+
+<p>A Cordelier has no hesitation in applying the epithet of blasphemer to a
+Dominican who says that the Holy Virgin was born in original sin,
+notwithstanding that the Dominicans have a bull from the pope which
+permits them to teach the maculate conception in their convents, and
+that, besides this bull, they have in their forum the express
+declaration of St. Thomas Aquinas.</p>
+
+<p>The first origin of the schism of three-fourths of Switzerland and a
+part of Lower Germany was a quarrel in the cathedral church of Frankfort
+between a Cordelier, whose name I forget, and a Dominican named Vigand.</p>
+
+<p>Both were drunk, according to the custom of that day. The drunken
+Cordelier, who was preaching, thanked God that he was not a Jacobin,
+swearing that it was necessary to exterminate the blaspheming Jacobins
+who believed that the Holy Virgin had been born in mortal sin, and
+delivered from sin only by the merits of her son. The drunken Jacobin
+cried out: "Thou hast lied; thou thyself art a blasphemer." The
+Cordelier descended from the pulpit with a great iron crucifix in his
+hand, laid it about his adversary, and left him almost dead on the spot.</p>
+
+<p>To revenge this outrage the Dominicans worked many miracles in Germany
+and Switzerland; these miracles were designed to prove their faith.
+They at length found means to imprint the marks of our Lord Jesus Christ
+on one of their lay brethren named Jetzer. This operation was performed
+at Berne by the Holy Virgin herself, but she borrowed the hand of the
+sub-prior, who dressed himself in female attire and put a glory round
+his head. The poor little lay brother, exposed all bloody to the
+veneration of the people on the altar of the Dominicans at Berne, at
+last cried out murder! sacrilege! The monks, in order to quiet him as
+quickly as possible administered to him a host sprinkled with corrosive
+sublimate, but the excess of the dose made him discharge the host from
+his stomach.</p>
+
+<p>The monks then accused him to the bishop of Lausanne of horrible
+sacrilege. The indignant people of Berne in their turn accused the
+monks, and four of them were burned at Berne on the 13th of May, 1509,
+at the Marsilly gate. Such was the termination of this abominable
+affair, which determined the people of Berne to choose a religion, bad
+indeed in Catholic eyes, but which delivered them from the Cordeliers
+and the Jacobins. The number of similar sacrileges is incredible. Such
+are the effects of party spirit.</p>
+
+<p>The Jesuits maintained for a hundred years that the Jansenists were
+blasphemers, and proved it by a thousand <i>lettres-de-cachet</i>; the
+Jansenists by upwards of four thousand volumes demonstrated that it was
+the Jesuits who blasphemed. The writer of the <i>"Gazettes
+Ecclésiastiques"</i> pretends that all honest men blaspheme against him,
+while he himself blasphemes from his garret on high against every honest
+man in the kingdom. The gazette-writer's publisher blasphemes in return
+and complains that he is starving. He would find it better to be honest
+and polite.</p>
+
+<p>One thing equally remarkable and consoling is that never in any country
+of the earth, among the wildest idolaters, has any man been considered
+as a blasphemer for acknowledging one supreme, eternal, and all-powerful
+God. It certainly was not for having acknowledged this truth that
+Socrates was condemned to the hemlock, for the doctrine of a Supreme God
+was announced in all the Grecian mysteries. It was a faction that
+destroyed Socrates; he was accused, at a venture, of not recognizing the
+<i>secondary</i> gods, and on this point it was that he was accused as a
+blasphemer.</p>
+
+<p>The first Christians were accused of blasphemy for the same reason, but
+the partisans of the ancient religion of the empire, the Jovians, who
+reproached the primitive Christians with blasphemy, were at length
+condemned as blasphemers themselves, under Theodosius II. Dryden says:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">This side to-day, to-morrow t'other burns,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">And they're all Gods Almighty in their turns.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BODY" id="BODY"></a>BODY.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Body and matter are here the same thing although there is hardly any
+such thing as synonym in the most rigorous sense of the word. There have
+been persons who by this word "body" have understood "spirit" also.
+They have said spirit originally signifies breath; only a body can
+breathe, therefore body and spirit may, after all, be the same thing. In
+this sense La Fontaine said to the celebrated Duke de la Rochefoucauld:
+<i>"J'entens les esprits corps et pétris de matière."</i> In the same sense
+he says to Madame Sablière:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Je subtiliserais un morceau de matière,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Quintessence d'atome, extrait de la lumière,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>je ne sais quoiplus vif et plus subtil encor....</i></span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>No one thought of harassing good Monsieur La Fontaine, or bringing him
+to trial for his expressions. Were a poor philosopher, or even a poet,
+to say as much nowadays, how many would there be to fall on him! How
+many scribblers to sell their extracts for sixpence! How many knaves,
+for the sole purpose of making mischief, to cry philosopher!
+peripatetic! disciple of Gassendi! pupil of Locke, and the primitive
+fathers! damnable!</p>
+
+<p>As we know not what a spirit is, so also we are ignorant of what a body
+is; we see various properties, but what is the subject in which those
+properties reside? "There is nothing but body," said Democritus and
+Epicurus; "there is no such thing as body," said the disciples of Zeno,
+of Elia.</p>
+
+<p>Berkeley, bishop of Cloyne, is the last who, by a hundred captious
+sophisms, has pretended to prove that bodies do not exist. They have,
+says he, neither color, nor smell, nor heat; all these modalities are
+in your sensations, not in the objects. He might have spared himself
+the trouble of proving this truth for it was already sufficiently known.
+But thence he passed to extent and solidity, which are essential to
+body, and thinks he proves that there is no extent in a piece of green
+cloth because the cloth is not in reality green, the sensation of green
+being in ourselves only, therefore the sensation of extent is likewise
+in ourselves only. Having thus destroyed extent he concludes that
+solidity, which is attached to it, falls of itself, and therefore that
+there is nothing in the world but our ideas. So that, according to this
+doctor, ten thousand men killed by ten thousand cannon shots are in
+reality nothing more than ten thousand apprehensions of our
+understanding, and when a female becomes pregnant it is only one idea
+lodged in another idea from which a third idea will be produced.</p>
+
+<p>Surely, the bishop of Cloyne might have saved himself from falling into
+this excessive absurdity. He thinks he shows that there is no extent
+because a body has appeared to him four times as large through a glass
+as to his naked eye, and four times as small through another glass.
+Hence he concludes, that, since a body cannot be at the same time four
+feet, sixteen feet, and but one foot in extent, there is no extent,
+therefore there is nothing. He had only to take any measure and say: of
+whatever extent this body may appear to me to be, it extends to so many
+of these measures.</p>
+
+<p>We might very easily see that extent and solidity were quite different
+from sound, color, taste, smell. It is quite clear that these are
+sensations excited in us by the configuration of parts, but extent is
+not a sensation. When this lighted coal goes out, I am no longer warm;
+when the air is no longer struck, I cease to hear; when this rose
+withers, I no longer smell it: but the coal, the air, and the rose have
+extent without me. Berkeley's paradox is not worth refuting.</p>
+
+<p>Thus argued Zeno and Parmenides of old, and very clever they were; they
+would prove to you that a tortoise went along as swiftly as Achilles,
+for there was no such thing as motion; they discussed a hundred other
+questions equally important. Most of the Greeks made philosophy a
+juggle, and they transmitted their art to our schoolmen. Bayle himself
+was occasionally one of the set and embroidered cobwebs like the rest.
+In his article, "Zeno," against the divisible extent of matter and the
+contiguity of bodies he ventures to say what would not be tolerated in
+any six-months geometrician.</p>
+
+<p>It is worth knowing how Berkeley was drawn into this paradox. A long
+while ago I had some conversation with him, and he told me that his
+opinion originated in our being unable to conceive what the subject of
+this extension is, and certainly, in his book, he triumphs when he asks
+Hylas what this subject, this substratum, this substance is? It is the
+extended body, answers Hylas. Then the bishop, under the name of
+Philonous, laughs at him, and poor Hylas, finding that he has said that
+extension is the subject of extension, and has therefore talked
+nonsense, remains quite confused, acknowledges that he understands
+nothing at all of the matter; that there is no such thing as body; that
+the natural world does not exist, and that there is none but an
+intellectual world.</p>
+
+<p>Hylas should only have said to Philonous: We know nothing of the subject
+of this extension, solidity, divisibility, mobility, figure, etc.; I
+know no more of it than I do of the subject of thought, feeling, and
+will, but the subject does not the less exist for it has essential
+properties of which it cannot be deprived.</p>
+
+<p>We all resemble the greater part of the Parisian ladies who live well
+without knowing what is put in their ragouts; just so do we enjoy bodies
+without knowing of what they are composed. Of what does a body consist?
+Of parts, and these parts resolve themselves into other parts. What are
+these last parts? They, too, are bodies; you divide incessantly without
+making any progress.</p>
+
+<p>In short, a subtle philosopher, observing that a picture was made of
+ingredients of which no single ingredient was a picture, and a house of
+materials of which no one material was a house, imagined that bodies are
+composed of an infinity of small things which are not bodies, and these
+are called monads. This system is not without its merits, and, were it
+revealed, I should think it very possible. These little beings would be
+so many mathematical points, a sort of souls, waiting only for a
+tenement: here would be a continual metempsychosis. This system is as
+good as another; I like it quite as well as the declination of atoms,
+the substantial forms, the versatile grace, or the vampires.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BOOKS" id="BOOKS"></a>BOOKS.</h3>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION I.</h5>
+
+<p>You despise books; you, whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of
+ambition, the pursuit of pleasure, or in indolence, but remember that
+all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by
+books. All Africa, to the limits of Ethiopia and Nigritia obeys the book
+of the Koran after bowing to the book of the Gospel. China is ruled by
+the moral book of Confucius, and a great part of India by the Veda.
+Persia was governed for ages by the books of one of the Zoroasters.</p>
+
+<p>In a lawsuit or criminal process, your property, your honor, perhaps
+your life, depends on the interpretation of a book which you never read.
+It is, however, with books as with men, a very small number play a great
+part, the rest are confounded with the multitude.</p>
+
+<p>By whom are mankind led in all civilized countries? By those who can
+read and write. You are acquainted with neither Hippocrates, nor
+Boerhaave, nor Sydenham, but you place your body in the hands of those
+who can read them. You leave your soul entirely to the care of those
+who are paid for reading the Bible, although there are not fifty of them
+who have read it through with attention.</p>
+
+<p>The world is now so entirely governed by books that they who command in
+the city of the Scipios and the Catos have resolved that the books of
+their law shall be for themselves alone; they are their sceptre, which
+they have made it high treason in their subjects to touch without an
+express permission. In other countries it has been forbidden to think in
+print without letters-patent.</p>
+
+<p>There are nations in which thought is considered merely as an article of
+commerce, the operations of the human understanding being valued only at
+so much per sheet. If the bookseller happens to desire a privilege for
+his merchandise whether he is selling "Rabelais," or the "Fathers of the
+Church," the magistrate grants the privilege without answering for the
+contents of the book.</p>
+
+<p>In another country the liberty of explaining yourself by books is one of
+the most inviolable prerogatives. There you may print whatever you
+please, on pain of being tiresome, and of being punished if you have too
+much abused your natural right.</p>
+
+<p>Before the admirable invention of printing, books were scarcer and
+dearer than jewels. There were scarcely any books in our barbarous
+nations, either before Charlemagne or after him, until the time of
+Charles V., king of France, called the Wise, and from this time to
+Francis I. the scarcity was extreme. The Arabs alone had them from the
+eighth to the thirteenth century of our era. China was full of them when
+we could neither read nor write.</p>
+
+<p>Copyists were much employed in the Roman Empire from the time of the
+Scipios until the irruption of the barbarians. This was a very
+ungrateful employment. The dealers always paid authors and copyists very
+ill. It required two years of assiduous labor for a copyist to
+transcribe the whole Bible well on vellum, and what time and trouble to
+copy correctly in Greek and Latin the works of Origen, Clement of
+Alexandria and all the others writers called Fathers!</p>
+
+<p>St. Hieronymos, or Hieronymus, whom we call Jerome, says, in one of his
+satirical letters against Rufinus that he has ruined himself with buying
+the works of Origen, against whom he wrote with so much bitterness and
+violence. "Yes," says he, "I have read Origen, if it be a crime I
+confess that I am guilty and that I exhausted my purse in buying his
+works at Alexandria."</p>
+
+<p>The Christian societies of the three first centuries had fifty-four
+gospels, of which, until Diocletian's time scarcely two or three copies
+found their way among the Romans of the old religion.</p>
+
+<p>Among the Christians it was an unpardonable crime to show the gospels to
+the Gentiles; they did not even lend them to the catechumens.</p>
+
+<p>When Lucian (insulting our religion of which he knew very little)
+relates that "a troop of beggars took him up into a fourth story where
+they were invoking the Father through the Son, and foretelling
+misfortunes to the emperor and the empire," he does not say that they
+showed him a single book. No Roman historian, no Roman author whomsoever
+makes mention of the gospels.</p>
+
+<p>When a Christian, who was unfortunately rash and unworthy of his holy
+religion had publicly torn in pieces and trampled under foot an edict of
+the Emperor Diocletian, and had thus drawn down upon Christianity that
+persecution which succeeded the greatest toleration, the Christians were
+then obliged to give up their gospels and written authors to the
+magistrates, which before then had never been done. Those who gave up
+their books through fear of imprisonment, or even of death, were held by
+the rest of the Christians to be sacrilegious apostates, they received
+the surname of <i>traditores</i>, whence we have the word "traitor," and
+several bishops asserted that they should be rebaptized, which
+occasioned a dreadful schism.</p>
+
+<p>The poems of Homer were long so little known that Pisistratus was the
+first who put them in order and had them transcribed at Athens about
+five hundred years before the Christian era.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps there was not at this time in all the East a dozen copies of the
+Veda and the Zend-Avesta.</p>
+
+<p>In 1700 you would not have found a single book in all Rome, excepting
+the missals and a few Bibles in the hands of papas drunk with brandy.</p>
+
+<p>The complaint now is of their too great abundance. But it is not for
+readers to complain, the remedy is in their own hands; nothing forces
+them to read. Nor for authors, they who make the multitude of books have
+not to complain of being pressed. Notwithstanding this enormous quantity
+how few people read! But if they read, and read with advantage, should
+we have to witness the deplorable infatuations to which the vulgar are
+still every day a prey?</p>
+
+<p>The reason that books are multiplied in spite of the general law that
+beings shall not be multiplied without necessity, is that books are made
+from books. A new history of France or Spain is manufactured from
+several volumes already printed, without adding anything new. All
+dictionaries are made from dictionaries; almost all new geographical
+books are made from other books of geography; St. Thomas's Dream has
+brought forth two thousand large volumes of divinity, and the same race
+of little worms that have devoured the parent are now gnawing the
+children.</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Écrive qui voudra, chacun a son métier</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Peut perdre impunément de l'encre et du papier.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Write, write away; each writer at his pleasure</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">May squander ink and paper without measure.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION II.</h5>
+
+<p>It is sometimes very dangerous to make a book. Silhouète, before he
+could suspect that he should one day be comptroller-general of the
+finances, published a translation of Warburton's "Alliance of Church
+and State," and his father-in-law, Astuce the physician, gave to the
+public the "Memoirs," in which the author of the Pentateuch might have
+found all the astonishing things which happened so long before his time.</p>
+
+<p>The very day that Silhouète came into office, some good friend of his
+sought out a copy of each of these books by the father-in-law and
+son-in-law, in order to denounce them to the parliament and have them
+condemned to the flames, according to custom. They immediately bought up
+all the copies in the kingdom, whence it is that they are now extremely
+rare.</p>
+
+<p>There is hardly a single philosophical or theological book in which
+heresies and impieties may not be found by misinterpreting, or adding
+to, or subtracting from, the sense.</p>
+
+<p>Theodore of Mopsuestes ventured to call the "Canticle of Canticles," "a
+collection of impurities." Grotius pulls it in pieces and represents it
+as horrid, and Chatillon speaks of it as "a scandalous production."</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps it will hardly be believed that Dr. Tamponet one day said to
+several others: "I would engage to find a multitude of heresies in the
+Lord's Prayer if this prayer, which we know to have come from the Divine
+mouth, were now for the first time published by a Jesuit."</p>
+
+<p>I would proceed thus: "Our Father, who art in heaven&mdash;" a proposition
+inclining to heresy, since God is everywhere. Nay, we find in this
+expression the leaven of Socinianism, for here is nothing at all said of
+the Trinity.</p>
+
+<p>"Thy kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven&mdash;"
+another proposition tainted with heresy, for it said again and again in
+the Scriptures that God reigns eternally. Moreover it is very rash to
+ask that His will may be done, since nothing is or can be done but by
+the will of God.</p>
+
+<p>"Give us this day our daily bread"&mdash;a proposition directly contrary to
+what Jesus Christ uttered on another occasion: "Take no thought, saying
+what shall we eat? or what shall we drink?... for after all these things
+do the Gentiles seek.... But seek ye first the kingdom of God and His
+righteousness, and all these things shall be added unto you."</p>
+
+<p>"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors&mdash;" a rash
+proposition, which compares man to God, destroys gratuitous
+predestination, and teaches that God is bound to do to us as we do to
+others. Besides, how can the author say that we forgive our debtors? We
+have never forgiven them a single crown. No convent in Europe ever
+remitted to its farmers the payment of a sou. To dare to say the
+contrary is a formal heresy.</p>
+
+<p>"Lead us not into temptation&mdash;" a proposition scandalous and manifestly
+heretical, for there is no tempter but the devil, and it is expressly
+said in St. James' Epistle: "God is no tempter of the wicked; He tempts
+no man."&mdash;<i>"Deus enim intentator malorum est; ipse autem neminem
+tentat."</i></p>
+
+<p>You see, then, said Doctor Tamponet, that there is nothing, though ever
+so venerable, to which a bad sense may not be given. What book, then,
+shall not be liable to human censure when even the Lord's Prayer may be
+attacked, by giving a diabolical interpretation to all the divine words
+that compose it?</p>
+
+<p>As for me, I tremble at the thought of making a book. Thank God, I have
+never published anything; I have not even&mdash;like brothers La Rue, Du
+Ceveau, and Folard&mdash;had any of my theatrical pieces played, it would be
+too dangerous.</p>
+
+<p>If you publish, a parish curate accuses you of heresy; a stupid
+collegian denounces you; a fellow that cannot read condemns you; the
+public laugh at you; your bookseller abandons you, and your wine
+merchant gives you no more credit. I always add to my paternoster,
+"Deliver me, O God, from the itch of bookmaking."</p>
+
+<p>O ye who, like myself, lay black on white and make clean paper dirty!
+call to mind the following verses which I remember to have read, and by
+which we should have been corrected:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Tout ce fatras fat du chauvre en son temps,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Linge il devint par l'art des tisserands;</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Puis en lambeaux des pilons le pressèrent</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Il fut papier. Cent cerveaux à l'envers</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>De visions à l'envi le chargèrent;</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Puis on le brûle; il vole dans les airs,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Il est fumée aussi bien que la gloire.</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>De nos travaux voilà quelle est l'histoire,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Tout est fumée, et tout nous fait sentir</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;"><i>Ce grand néant qui doit nous engloutir.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">This miscellaneous rubbish once was flax,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Till made soft linen by the honest weaver;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">But when at length it dropped from people's backs,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">'Twas turned to paper, and became receiver</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Of all that fifty motley brains could fashion;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">So now 'tis burned without the least compassion;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">It now, like glory, terminates in smoke;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Thus all our toils are nothing but a joke&mdash;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">All ends in smoke; each nothing that we follow</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Tells of the nothing that must all things swallow.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+
+<h5>SECTION III.</h5>
+
+<p>Books are now multiplied to such a degree that it is impossible not only
+to read them all but even to know their number and their titles.
+Happily, one is not obliged to read all that is published, and
+Caramuel's plan for writing a hundred folio volumes and employing the
+spiritual and temporal power of princes to compel their subjects to read
+them, has not been put in execution. Ringelburg, too, had formed the
+design of composing about a thousand different volumes, but, even had he
+lived long enough to publish them he would have fallen far short of
+Hermes Trismegistus, who, according to Jamblicus, composed thirty-six
+thousand five hundred and twenty-five books. Supposing the truth of this
+fact, the ancients had no less reason than the moderns to complain of
+the multitude of books.</p>
+
+<p>It is, indeed, generally agreed that a small number of choice books is
+sufficient. Some propose that we should confine ourselves to the Bible
+or Holy Scriptures, as the Turks limit themselves to the Koran. But
+there is a great difference between the feelings of reverence
+entertained by the Mahometans for their Koran and those of the
+Christians for the Scriptures. The veneration testified by the former
+when speaking of the Koran cannot be exceeded. It is, say they, the
+greatest of all miracles; nor are all the men in existence put together
+capable of anything at all approaching it; it is still more wonderful
+that the author had never studied, nor read any book. The Koran alone is
+worth sixty thousand miracles (the number of its verses, or
+thereabouts); one rising from the dead would not be a stronger proof of
+the truth of a religion than the composition of the Koran. It is so
+perfect that it ought not to be regarded as a work of creation.</p>
+
+<p>The Christians do indeed say that their Scriptures were inspired by the
+Holy Ghost, yet not only is it acknowledged by Cardinal Cajetan and
+Bellarmine that errors have found their way into them through the
+negligence and ignorance of the book-sellers and the rabbis, who added
+the points, but they are considered as a book too dangerous for the
+hands of the majority of the faithful. This is expressed by the fifth
+rule of the Index, a congregation at Rome, whose office it is to examine
+what books are to be forbidden. It is as follows:</p>
+
+<p>"Since it is evident that if the reading of the Bible, translated into
+the vulgar tongue, were permitted to every one indiscriminately the
+temerity of mankind would cause more evil than good to arise
+therefrom&mdash;we will that it be referred to the judgment of the bishop or
+inquisitor, who, with the advice of the curate or confessor, shall have
+power to grant permission to read the Bible rendered in the vulgar
+tongue by Catholic writers, to those to whom they shall judge that such
+reading will do no harm; they must have this permission in writing and
+shall not be absolved until they have returned their Bible into the
+hands of the ordinary. As for such book-sellers as shall sell Bibles in
+the vulgar tongue to those who have not this written permission, or in
+any other way put them into their hands, they shall lose the price of
+the books (which the bishop shall employ for pious purposes), and shall
+moreover be punished by arbitrary penalties. Nor shall regulars read or
+buy these books without the permission of their superiors."</p>
+
+<p>Cardinal Duperron also asserted that the Scriptures, in the hands of the
+unlearned, were a two-edged knife which might wound them, to avoid which
+it was better that they should hear them from the mouth of the Church,
+with the solutions and interpretations of such passages as appear to the
+senses to be full of absurdity and contradiction, than that they should
+read them by themselves without any solution or interpretation. He
+afterwards made a long enumeration of these absurdities in terms so
+unqualified that Jurieu was not afraid to declare that he did not
+remember to have read anything so frightful or so scandalous in any
+Christian author.</p>
+
+<p>Jurieu, who was so violent t in his invectives against Cardinal
+Duperron, had himself to sustain similar reproaches from the Catholics.
+"I heard that minister," says Pap, in speaking of him, "teaching the
+public that all the characteristics of the Holy Scriptures on which
+those pretended reformers had founded their persuasion of their
+divinity, did not appear to him to be sufficient. 'Let it not be
+inferred,' said Jurieu, 'that I wish to take from the light and strength
+of the characteristics of Scripture, but I will venture to affirm that
+there is not one of them which may not be eluded by the profane. There
+is not one of them that amounts to a proof; not one to which something
+may not be said in answer, and, considered altogether, although they
+have greater power than separately to work a moral conviction&mdash;that is,
+a proof on which to found a certainty excluding every doubt&mdash;I own that
+nothing seems to me to be more opposed to reason than to say that these
+characteristics are of themselves capable of producing such a
+certainty."</p>
+
+<p>It is not then astonishing that the Jews and the first Christians, who,
+we find in the Acts of the Apostles, confined themselves in their
+meetings to the reading of the Bible, were, as will be seen in the
+article "Heresy," divided into different sects. For this reading was
+afterwards substituted that of various apocryphal works, or at least of
+extracts from them. The author of the "Synopsis of Scripture," which we
+find among the works of St. Athanasius, expressly avows that there are
+in the apocryphal books things most true and inspired by God which have
+been selected and extracted for the perusal of the faithful.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BOURGES" id="BOURGES"></a>BOURGES.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Our questions have but little to do with geography, but we shall,
+perhaps, be permitted to express in a few words our astonishment
+respecting the town of Bourges. The Trévoux Dictionary asserts that "it
+is one of the most ancient in Europe; that it was the seat of empire of
+the Gauls, and gave laws to the Celts."</p>
+
+<p>I will not combat the antiquity of any town or of any family. But was
+there ever an empire of Gaul? had the Celts kings? This rage for
+antiquity is a malady which is not easily cured. In Gaul, in Germany,
+and in the North there is nothing ancient but the soil, the trees, and
+the animals. If you will have antiquities go to Asia, and even there
+they are hardly to be found. Man is ancient, but monuments are new; this
+has already been said in more articles than one.</p>
+
+<p>If to be born within a certain stone or wooden limit more ancient than
+another were a real good it would be no more than reasonable to date the
+foundation of the town from the giants' war, but since this vanity is in
+no wise advantageous let it be renounced. This is all I have to say
+about Bourges.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BRACHMANS_BRAHMINS" id="BRACHMANS_BRAHMINS"></a>BRACHMANS&mdash;BRAHMINS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Courteous reader, observe, in the first place, that Father Thomassin,
+one of the most learned men of modern Europe, derives the Brachmans
+from the Jewish word <i>barac</i>, by a <i>c</i>&mdash;supposing, of course, that the
+Jews had a <i>c</i>. This <i>barac</i>, says he, signified <i>to fly</i>; and the
+Brachmans fled from the towns&mdash;supposing that there were any towns.</p>
+
+<p>Or, if you like it better, Brachmans comes from <i>barak</i> by a <i>k</i>,
+meaning to <i>bless</i> or to <i>pray</i>. But why might not the Biscayans name
+the Brahmins from the word <i>bran</i>? which expresses&mdash;I will not say what.
+They had as good a right as the Hebrews. Really, this is a strange sort
+of erudition. By rejecting it entirely, we should know less, but we
+should know it better.</p>
+
+<p>Is it not likely that the Brahmins were the first legislators, the first
+philosophers, the first divines, of the earth? Do not the few remaining
+monuments of ancient history form a great presumption in their favor?
+since the first Greek philosophers went to them to learn mathematics;
+and the most ancient curiosities, those collected by the emperors of
+China, are all Indian, as is attested by the relations in Du Halde's
+collection.</p>
+
+<p>Of the Shastah, we shall speak elsewhere. It is the first theological
+book of the Brahmins, written about fifteen hundred years before the
+Vedah, and anterior to all other books.</p>
+
+<p>Their annals make no mention of any war undertaken by them at any time.
+The words "arms," "killing," "maiming," are to be found neither in the
+fragments of the Shastah that have reached us, nor in the Yajurvedah,
+nor in the Kormovedah. At least, I can affirm that I have not seen them
+in either of these two latter collections; and it is most singular that
+the Shastah, which speaks of a conspiracy in heaven, makes no mention of
+any war in the great peninsula between the Indus and Ganges.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 526px;">
+<a name="Alexanders_Triumph" id="Alexanders_Triumph"></a>
+<img src="images/img_04_alexander.jpg" width="526" alt="Alexander's Triumph.&mdash;India was unknown until after Alexander's conquests." title="" />
+<span class="caption_fig">Alexander's Triumph.&mdash;India was unknown until after Alexander's conquests.</span>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>The Hebrews, who were unknown until so late a period, never name the
+Brahmins; they knew nothing of India till after Alexander's conquests
+and their own settling in that Egypt of which they had spoken so ill.
+The name of India is to be found only in the book of Esther, and in that
+of Job, who was not a Hebrew. We find a singular contrast between the
+sacred books of the Hebrews and those of the Indians. The Indian books
+announce only peace and mildness; they forbid the killing of animals:
+but the Hebrew books speak of nothing but the slaughter and massacre of
+men and beasts; all are butchered in the name of the Lord; it is quite
+another order of things.</p>
+
+<p>We are incontestably indebted to the Brahmins for the idea of the fall
+of celestial beings revolting against the Sovereign of Nature; and it
+was probably from them that the Greeks took the fable of the Titans; and
+lastly, from them it was that the Jews, in the first century of our era,
+took the idea of Lucifer's revolt.</p>
+
+<p>How could these Indians suppose a rebellion in heaven without having
+seen one on earth? Such a leap from the human to the divine nature is
+difficult of comprehension. We usually step from what is known to what
+is unknown.</p>
+
+<p>A war of giants would not be imagined, until some men more robust than
+the rest had been seen to tyrannize over their fellow-men. To imagine
+the like in heaven, the Brahmins must either have experienced violent
+discords among themselves, or at least have witnessed them among their
+neighbors.</p>
+
+<p>Be that as it may, it is an astonishing phenomenon that a society of men
+who had never made war should have invented a sort of war carried on in
+imaginary space, or in a globe distant from our own, or in what is
+called the firmament&mdash;the empyrean. But let it be carefully observed,
+that in this revolt of the celestial beings against their Sovereign,
+there were no blows given, no celestial blood spilled, no mountains
+thrown at one another's heads, no angels deft in twain, as in Milton's
+sublime and grotesque poem.</p>
+
+<p>According to the Shastah, it was only a formal disobedience of the
+orders of the Most High, which God punished by relegating the rebellious
+angels to a vast place of darkness called Onderah, for the term of a
+whole mononthour. A mononthour is a hundred and twenty-six millions of
+our years. But God vouchsafed to pardon the guilty at the end of five
+thousand years, and their Onderah was nothing more than a purgatory.</p>
+
+<p>He turned them into <i>Mhurd</i>, or men, and placed them on our globe, on
+condition that they should not eat animals, nor cohabit with the males
+of their new species, on pain of returning to the Onderah.</p>
+
+<p>These are the principal articles of the Brahmin faith, which has endured
+without intermission from time immemorial to the present day.</p>
+
+<p>This is but a small part of the ancient cosmogony of the Brahmins. Their
+rites, their pagods, prove that among them all was allegorical. They
+still represent Virtue in the form of a woman with ten arms, combating
+ten mortal sins typified by monsters. Our missionaries were acute enough
+to take this image of Virtue for that of the devil, and affirm that the
+devil is worshipped in India. We have never visited that people but to
+enrich ourselves and calumniate them.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>The Metempsychosis of the Brahmins.</i></p>
+
+<p>The doctrine of the metempsychosis comes from an ancient law of feeding
+on cow's milk as well as on vegetables, fruits, and rice. It seemed
+horrible to the Brahmins to kill and eat their feeder; and they had soon
+the same respect for goats, sheep, and all other animals: they believed
+them to be animated by the rebellious angels, who were completing their
+purification in the bodies of beasts as well as in those of men. The
+nature of the climate seconded, or rather originated this law. A burning
+atmosphere creates a necessity for refreshing food, and inspires horror
+for our custom of stowing carcasses in our stomachs.</p>
+
+<p>The opinion that beasts have souls was general throughout the East, and
+we find vestiges of it in the ancient sacred writings. In the book of
+Genesis, God forbids men to eat "their flesh with their blood and their
+soul." Such is the import of the Hebrew text. "I will avenge," says he,
+"the blood of your souls on the claws of beasts and the hands of men."
+In Leviticus he says, "The soul of the flesh is in the blood." He does
+more; he makes a solemn compact with man and with all animals, which
+supposes an intelligence in the latter.</p>
+
+<p>In much later times, Ecclesiasticus formally says, "God shows that man
+is like to the beasts; for men die like beasts; their condition is
+equal; as man dies, so also dies the beast. They breathe alike. There is
+nothing in man more than in the beast." Jonah, when he went to preach at
+Nineveh, made both men and beasts fast.</p>
+
+<p>All ancient authors, sacred books as well as profane, attribute
+knowledge to the beasts; and several make them speak. It is not then to
+be wondered at that the Brahmins, and after them the Pythagoreans,
+believed that souls passed successively into the bodies of beasts and of
+men; consequently they persuaded themselves, or at least they said, that
+the souls of the guilty angels, in order to finish their purgation,
+belonged sometimes to beasts, sometimes to men. This is a part of the
+romance of the Jesuit Bougeant, who imagined that the devils are spirits
+sent into the bodies of animals. Thus, in our day, and at the extremity
+of the west, a Jesuit unconsciously revives an article of the faith of
+the most ancient Oriental priests.</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>The Self-burning of Men and Women among the Brahmins.</i></p>
+
+<p>The Brahmins of the present day, who do all that the ancient Brahmins
+did, have, we know, retained this horrible custom. Whence is it that,
+among a people who have never shed the blood of men or of animals, the
+finest act of devotion is a public self-burning? Superstition, the great
+uniter of contraries, is the only source of these frightful sacrifices,
+the custom of which is much more ancient than the laws of any known
+people.</p>
+
+<p>The Brahmins assert that their great prophet Brahma, the son of God,
+descended among men, and had seyeral wives; and that after his death,
+the wife who loved him the most burned herself on his funeral pile, that
+she might join him in heaven. Did this woman really burn herself, as it
+is said that Portia, the wife of Brutus, swallowed burning coals, in
+order to be reunited to her husband? or is this a fable invented by the
+priests? Was there a Brahma, who really gave himself out as a prophet
+and son of God? It is likely that there was a Brahma, as there
+afterwards were a Zoroaster and a Bacchus. Fable seized upon their
+history, as she has everywhere constantly done.</p>
+
+<p>No sooner does the wife of the son of God burn herself, than ladies of
+meaner condition must burn themselves likewise. But how are they to
+find their husbands again, who are become horses, elephants, hawks,
+etc.? How are they to distinguish the precise beast, which the defunct
+animates? how recognize him and be still his wife? This difficulty does
+not in the least embarrass the Hindoo theologians; they easily find a
+<i>distinguo</i>&mdash;a solution <i>in sensu composito</i>&mdash;<i>in sensu diviso</i>. The
+metempsychosis is only for common people; for other souls they have a
+sublimer doctrine. These souls, being those of the once rebel angels, go
+about purifying themselves; those of the women who immolate themselves
+are beatified, and find their husbands ready-purified. In short, the
+priests are right, and the women burn themselves.</p>
+
+<p>This dreadful fanaticism has existed for more than four thousand years,
+amongst a mild people, who would fear to kill a grasshopper. The priests
+cannot force a widow to burn herself; for the invariable law is, that
+the self-devotion must be absolutely voluntary. The longest married of
+the wives of the deceased has the first refusal of the honor of mounting
+the funeral-pile; if she is not inclined, the second presents herself;
+and so of the rest. It is said, that on one occasion seventeen burned
+themselves at once on the pile of a rajah: but these sacrifices are now
+very rare; the faith has become weaker since the Mahometans have
+governed a great part of the country, and the Europeans traded with the
+rest.</p>
+
+<p>Still, there is scarcely a governor of Madras or Pondicherry who has
+not seen some Indian woman voluntarily perish in the flames. Mr. Holwell
+relates that a young widow of nineteen, of singular beauty, and the
+mother of three children, burned herself in the presence of Mrs.
+Russell, wife of the admiral then in the Madras roads. She resisted the
+tears and the prayers of all present; Mrs. Russell conjured her, in the
+name of her children, not to leave them orphans. The Indian woman
+answered, "God, who has given them birth, will take care of them." She
+then arranged everything herself, set fire to the pile with her own
+hand, and consummated her sacrifice with as much serenity as one of our
+nuns lights the tapers.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Charnock, an English merchant, one day seeing one of these
+astonishing victims, young and lovely, on her way to the funeral-pile,
+dragged her away by force when she was about to set fire to it, and,
+with the assistance of some of his countrymen, carried her of! and
+married her. The people regarded this act as the most horrible
+sacrilege.</p>
+
+<p>Why do husbands never burn themselves, that they may join their wives?
+Why has a sex, naturally weak and timid, always had this frantic
+resolution? Is it because tradition does not say that a man ever married
+a daughter of Brahma, while it does affirm that an Indian woman was
+married to a son of that divinity? Is it because women are more
+superstitious than men? Or is it because their imaginations are weaker,
+more tender, and more easily governed?</p>
+
+<p>The ancient Brahmins sometimes burned themselves to prevent the pains
+and the languor of old age; but, above all, to make themselves admired.
+Calanus would not, perhaps, have placed himself on the pile, but for the
+purpose of being gazed at by Alexander. The Christian renegade
+Peregrinus burned himself in public, for the same reason that a madman
+goes about the streets dressed like an Armenian, to attract the notice
+of the populace.</p>
+
+<p>Is there not also an unfortunate mixture of vanity in this terrible
+sacrifice of the Indian women? Perhaps, if a law were passed that the
+burning should take place in the presence of one waiting woman only,
+this abominable custom would be forever destroyed.</p>
+
+<p>One word more: A few hundreds of Indian women, at most, have furnished
+this horrid spectacle; but our inquisitions, our atrocious madmen
+calling themselves judges, have put to death in the flames more than a
+hundred thousand of our brethren&mdash;men, women, and children&mdash;for things
+which no one has understood. Let us pity and condemn the Brahmins; but
+let us not forget our miserable selves!</p>
+
+<p>Truly, we have forgotten one very essential point in this short article
+on the Brahmins, which is, that their sacred books are full of
+contradictions; but the people know nothing of them, and the doctors
+have solutions ready&mdash;senses figured and figurative, allegories, types,
+express declarations of Birma, Brahma, and Vishnu, sufficient to shut
+the mouth of any reasoner.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BREAD-TREE" id="BREAD-TREE"></a>BREAD-TREE.</h3>
+
+
+<p>The bread-tree grows in the Philippine islands, and principally in those
+of Guam and Tinian, as the cocoa-tree grows in the Indies. These two
+trees, alone, if they could be multiplied in our climate, would furnish
+food and drink sufficient for all mankind.</p>
+
+<p>The bread-tree is taller and more bulky than our common apple-trees; its
+leaves are black, its fruit is yellow, and equal in dimensions to the
+largest apple. The rind is hard; and the cuticle is a sort of soft,
+white paste, which has the taste of the best French rolls; but it must
+be eaten fresh, as it keeps only twenty-four hours, after which it
+becomes dry, sour and disagreeable; but, as a compensation, the trees
+are loaded with them eight months of the year. The natives of the
+islands have no other food; they are all tall, stout, well made,
+sufficiently fleshy, and in the vigorous health which is necessarily
+produced by the use of one wholesome aliment alone: and it is to negroes
+that nature has made this present.</p>
+
+<p>Corn is assuredly not the food of the greater part of the world. Maize
+and cassava are the food of all America. We have whole provinces in
+which the peasants eat none but chestnut bread, which is more nourishing
+and of better flavor than the rye or barley bread on which so many feed,
+and is much better than the rations given to the soldiers. Bread is
+unknown in all southern Africa. The immense Indian Archipelago, Siam,
+Laos, Pegu, Cochin-China, Tonquin, part of China, the Malabar and
+Coromandel coasts, and the banks of the Ganges, produce rice, which is
+easier of cultivation, and for which wheat is neglected. Corn is
+absolutely unknown for the space of five hundred leagues on the coast of
+the Icy Sea.</p>
+
+<p>The missionaries have sometimes been in great tribulation, in countries
+where neither bread nor wine is to be found. The inhabitants told them
+by interpreters: "You would baptize us with a few drops of water, in a
+burning climate, where we are obliged to plunge every day into the
+rivers; you would confess us, yet you understand not our language; you
+would have us communicate, yet you want the two necessary ingredients,
+bread and wine. It is therefore evident that your universal religion
+cannot have been made for us." The missionaries replied, very justly,
+that good will is the one thing needful; that they should be plunged
+into the water without any scruple; that bread and wine should be
+brought from Goa; and that, as for the language, the missionaries would
+learn it in a few years.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BUFFOONERY_BURLESQUEmdashLOW_COMEDY" id="BUFFOONERY_BURLESQUEmdashLOW_COMEDY"></a>BUFFOONERY&mdash;BURLESQUE&mdash;LOW COMEDY.</h3>
+
+
+<p>He was a very subtle schoolman, who first said that we owe the origin of
+the word "buffoon" to a little Athenian sacrificer called <i>Bupho</i>, who,
+being tired of his employment, absconded, and never returned. The
+Areopagus, as they could not punish the priest, proceeded against his
+hatchet. This farce, which was played every year in the temple of
+Jupiter, is said to have been called <i>"buffoonery."</i> This story is not
+entitled to much credit Buffoon was not a proper name; <i>bouphonos</i>
+signifies an immolator of oxen. The Greeks never called any jest
+<i>bouphonia</i>. This ceremony, frivolous as it appears, might have an
+origin wise and humane, worthy of true Athenians.</p>
+
+<p>Once a year, the subaltern sacrificer, or more properly the holy
+butcher, when on the point of immolating an ox, fled as if struck with
+horror, to put men in mind that in wiser and happier times only flowers
+and fruits were offered to the gods, and that the barbarity of
+immolating innocent and useful animals was not introduced until there
+were priests desirous of fattening on their blood and living at the
+expense of the people. In this idea there is no buffoonery.</p>
+
+<p>This word "buffoon" has long been received among the Italians and the
+Spaniards, signifying <i>mimus, scurra, joculator</i>&mdash;a mimic, a jester, a
+player of tricks. Ménage, after Salmasius, derives it from <i>bocca
+infiata</i>&mdash;a bloated face; and it is true that a round face and swollen
+cheeks are requisite in a buffoon. The Italians say <i>bufo magro</i>&mdash;a
+meagre buffoon, to express a poor jester who cannot make you laugh.</p>
+
+<p>Buffoon and buffoonery appertain to low comedy, to mountebanking, to all
+that can amuse the populace. In this it was&mdash;to the shame of the human
+mind be it spoken&mdash;that tragedy had its beginning: Thespis was a
+buffoon before Sophocles was a great man.</p>
+
+<p>In the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, the Spanish and English
+tragedies were all degraded by disgusting buffooneries. The courts were
+still more disgraced by buffoons than the stage. So strong was the rust
+of barbarism, that men had no taste for more refined pleasures. Boileau
+says of Molière:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;"><i>C'est par-là que Molière, illustrant ses écrits,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;"><i>Peut-être de son art eût emporté le prix,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;"><i>Si, moins ami du peuple en ses doctes peintures,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;"><i>Il n'eût fait quelquefois, grimacer ses figures,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;"><i>Quitté pour le bouffon l'agréable et fin,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;"><i>Et sans honte à Terence allié Tabarin.</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;"><i>Dans ce sac ridicule où Scapin s'enveloppe,</i></span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;"><i>Je ne reconnais plus l'auteur du Misanthrope.</i></span><br />
+<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Molière in comic genius had excelled,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And might, perhaps, have stood unparalleled,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Had he his faithful portraits ne'er allowed</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">To gape and grin to gratify the crowd;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Deserting wit for low grimace and jest,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And showing Terence in a motley vest.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Who in the sack, where Scapin plays the fool,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Will find the genius of the comic school?</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>But it must be considered that Raphael condescended to paint grotesque
+figures. Molière would not have descended so low, if all his spectators
+had been such men as Louis XIV., Condé, Turenne, La Rochefoucauld,
+Montausier, Beauvilliers, and such women as Montespan and Thianges; but
+he had also to please the whole people of Paris, who were yet quite
+unpolished. The citizen liked broad farce, and he paid for it. Scarron's
+"Jodelets" were all the rage. We are obliged to place ourselves on the
+level of our age, before we can rise above it; and, after all, we like
+to laugh now and then. What is Homer's "Battle of the Frogs and Mice,"
+but a piece of buffoonery&mdash;a burlesque poem?</p>
+
+<p>Works of this kind give no reputation, but they may take from that which
+we already enjoy.</p>
+
+<p>Buffoonery is not always in the burlesque style, "The Physician in Spite
+of Himself," and the "Rogueries of Scapin," are not in the style of
+Scarron's "Jodelets." Molière does not, like Scarron, go in search of
+slang terms; his lowest characters do not play the mountebank.
+Buffoonery is in the thing, not in the expression.</p>
+
+<p>Boileau's "Lutrin" was at first called a burlesque poem, but it was the
+subject that was burlesque; the style was pleasing and refined, and
+sometimes even heroic.</p>
+
+<p>The Italians had another kind of burlesque, much superior to ours&mdash;that
+of Aretin, of Archbishop La Caza, of Berni, Mauro, and Dolce. It often
+sacrifices decorum to pleasantry, but obscene words are wholly banished
+from it. The subject of Archbishop La Caza's <i>"Capitolo del Forno"</i> is,
+indeed, that which sends the Desfontaines to the Bicêtre, and the
+Deschaufours to the Place de Grève: but there is not one word offensive
+to the ear of chastity; you have to divine the meaning.</p>
+
+<p>Three or four Englishmen have excelled in this way: Butler, in his
+"Hudibras," which was the civil war excited by the Puritans turned into
+ridicule; Dr. Garth, in his "Dispensary"; Prior, in his "Alma," in
+which he very pleasantly makes a jest of his subject and Phillips, in
+his "Splendid Shilling."</p>
+
+<p>Butler is as much above Scarron as a man accustomed to good company is
+above a singer at a pot-house. The hero of "Hudibras" was a real
+personage, one Sir Samuel Luke, who had been a captain in the armies of
+Fairfax and Cromwell. See the commencement of the poem, in the article
+"Prior," "Butler," and "Swift."</p>
+
+<p>Garth's poem on the physicians and apothecaries is not so much in the
+burlesque style as Boileau's "Lutrin": it has more imagination, variety,
+and naivete than the "Lutrin"; and, which is rather astonishing, it
+displays profound erudition, embellished with all the graces of
+refinement. It begins thus:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Speak, Goddess, since 'tis thou that best canst tell</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">How ancient leagues to modern discord fell;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">And why physicians were so cautious grown</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Of others' lives, and lavish of their own.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>Prior, whom we have seen a plenipotentiary in France before the Peace of
+Utrecht, assumed the office of mediator between the philosophers who
+dispute about the soul. This poem is in the style of "Hudibras," called
+doggerel rhyme, which is the <i>stilo Berniesco</i> of the Italians.</p>
+
+<p>The great first question is, whether the soul is all in all, or is
+lodged behind the nose and eyes in a corner which it never quits.
+According to the latter system, Prior compares it to the pope, who
+constantly remains at Rome, whence he sends his nuncios and spies to
+learn all that is doing in Christendom.</p>
+
+<p>Prior, after making a jest of several systems, proposes his own. He
+remarks that the two-legged animal, new-born, throws its feet about as
+much as possible, when its nurse is so stupid as to swaddle it: thence
+he judges that the soul enters it by the feet; that about fifteen it
+reaches the middle; then it ascends to the heart; then to the head,
+which it quits altogether when the animal ceases to live.</p>
+
+<p>At the end of this singular poem, full of ingenious versification, and
+of ideas alike subtle and pleasing, we find this charming line of
+Fontenelle: <i>"Il est des hochets pour tout âge."</i> Prior begs of fortune
+to "Give us play-things for old age."</p>
+
+<p>Yet it is quite certain that Fontenelle did not take this line from
+Prior, nor Prior from Fontenelle. Prior's work is twenty years anterior,
+and Fontenelle did not understand English. The poem terminates with this
+conclusion:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">For Plato's fancies what care I?</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">I hope you would not have me die</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Like simple Cato in the play,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">For anything that he can say:</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">E'en let him of ideas speak</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">To heathens, in his native Greek.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">If to be sad is to be wise,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">I do most heartily despise</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Whatever Socrates has said,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Or Tully writ, or Wanley read.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Dear Drift, to set our matters right,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Remove these papers from my sight;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Burn Mat's Descartes and Aristotle&mdash;</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Here, Jonathan,&mdash;your master's bottle.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>In all these poems, let us distinguish the pleasant, the lively, the
+natural, the familiar&mdash;from the grotesque, the farcical, the low, and,
+above all, the stiff and forced. These various shades are discriminated
+by the connoisseurs, who alone, in the end, decide the fate of every
+work.</p>
+
+<p>La Fontaine would sometimes descend to the burlesque style&mdash;Phædrus
+never; but the latter has not the grace and unaffected softness of La
+Fontaine, though he has greater precision and purity.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BULGARIANS" id="BULGARIANS"></a>BULGARIANS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>These people were originally Huns, who settled near the Volga; and
+Volgarians was easily changed into Bulgarians.</p>
+
+<p>About the end of the seventh century, they, like all the other nations
+inhabiting Sarmatia, made irruptions towards the Danube, and inundated
+the Roman Empire. They passed through Moldavia and Wallachia, whither
+their old fellow-countrymen, the Russians, carried their victorious arms
+in 1769, under the Empress Catherine II.</p>
+
+<p>Having crossed the Danube, they settled in part of Dacia and Moesia,
+giving their name to the countries which are still called Bulgaria.
+Their dominion extended to Mount Hæmus and the Euxine Sea.</p>
+
+<p>In Charlemagne's time, the Emperor Nicephorus, successor to Irene, was
+so imprudent as to march against them after being vanquished by the
+Saracens; and he was in like manner defeated by the Bulgarians. Their
+king, named Krom, cut off his head, and made use of his skull as a
+drinking-cup at his table, according to the custom of that people in
+common with all the northern nations.</p>
+
+<p>It is related that, in the ninth century, one Bogoris, who was making
+war upon the Princess Theodora, mother and guardian to the Emperor
+Michael, was so charmed with that empress's noble answer to his
+declaration of war, that he turned Christian.</p>
+
+<p>The Bulgarians, who were less complaisant, revolted against him; but
+Bogoris, having shown them a crucifix, they all immediately received
+baptism. So say the Greek writers of the lower empire, and so say our
+compilers after them: <i>"Et voilà justement comme on écrit l'histoire."</i></p>
+
+<p>Theodora, say they, was a very religious princess, even passing her
+latter years in a convent. Such was her love for the Greek Catholic
+religion that she put to death in various ways a hundred thousand men
+accused of Manichæism&mdash;"this being," says the modest continuator of
+Echard, "the most impious, the most detestable, the most dangerous, the
+most abominable of all heresies, for ecclesiastical censures were
+weapons of no avail against men who acknowledged not the church."</p>
+
+<p>It is said that the Bulgarians, seeing that all the Manichæans suffered
+death, immediately conceived an inclination for their religion, and
+thought it the best, since it was the most persecuted one: but this, for
+Bulgarians, would be extraordinarily acute.</p>
+
+<p>At that time, the great schism broke out more violently than ever
+between the Greek church, under the Patriarch Photius, and the Latin
+church, under Pope Nicholas I. The Bulgarians took part with the Greek
+church; and from that time, probably, it was that they were treated in
+the west as heretics, with the addition of that fine epithet, which has
+clung to them to the present day.</p>
+
+<p>In 871, the Emperor Basil sent them a preacher, named Peter of Sicily,
+to save them from the heresy of Manichæism; and it is added, that they
+no sooner heard him than they turned Manichæans. It is not very
+surprising that the Bulgarians, who drank out of the skulls of their
+enemies, were not extraordinary theologians any more than Peter of
+Sicily.</p>
+
+<p>It is singular that these barbarians, who could neither write nor read,
+should have been regarded as very knowing heretics, with whom it was
+dangerous to dispute. They certainly had other things to think of than
+controversy, since they carried on a sanguinary war against the emperors
+of Constantinople for four successive centuries, and even besieged the
+capital of the empire.</p>
+
+<p>At the commencement of the thirteenth century, the Emperor Alexis,
+wishing to make himself recognized by the Bulgarians, their king,
+Joannic, replied, that he would never be his vassal. Pope Innocent III.
+was careful to seize this opportunity of attaching the kingdom of
+Bulgaria to himself: he sent a legate to Joannic, to anoint him king;
+and pretended that he had conferred the kingdom upon him, and that he
+could never more hold it but from the holy see.</p>
+
+<p>This was the most violent period of the crusades. The indignant
+Bulgarians entered into an alliance with the Turks, declared war against
+the pope and his crusaders, took the pretended Emperor Baldwin prisoner,
+had his head cut off, and made a bowl of his skull, after the manner of
+Krom. This was quite enough to make the Bulgarians abhorred by all
+Europe. It was no longer necessary to call them Manichæans, a name which
+was at that time given to every class of heretics: for Manichæan,
+Patarin, and Vaudois were the same thing. These terms were lavished upon
+whosoever would not submit to the Roman church.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BULL" id="BULL"></a>BULL.</h3>
+
+
+<p>A quadruped, armed with horns, having cloven feet, strong legs, a slow
+pace, a thick body, a hard skin, a tail not quite so long as that of the
+horse, with some long hairs at the end. Its blood has been looked upon
+as a poison, but it is no more so than that of other animals; and the
+ancients, who wrote that Themistocles and others poisoned themselves
+with bull's blood, were false both to nature and to history. Lucian, who
+reproaches Jupiter with having placed the bull's horns above his eyes,
+reproaches him unjustly; for the eye of a bull being large, round, and
+open, he sees very well where he strikes; and if his eyes had been
+placed higher than his horns, he could not have seen the grass which he
+crops.</p>
+
+<p>Phalaris's bull, or the Brazen Bull, was a bull of cast metal, found in
+Sicily, and supposed to have been used by Phalaris to enclose and burn
+such as he chose to punish&mdash;a very unlikely species of cruelty. The
+bulls of Medea guarded the Golden Fleece. The bull of Marathon was tamed
+by Hercules.</p>
+
+<p>Then there were the bull which carried off Europa, the bull of Mithras,
+and the bull of Osiris; there are the Bull, a sign of the zodiac, and
+the Bull's Eye, a star of the first magnitude, and lastly, there are
+bull-fights, common in Spain.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="BULL_PAPAL" id="BULL_PAPAL"></a>BULL (PAPAL).</h3>
+
+
+<p>This word designates the bull, or seal of gold, silver, wax, or lead,
+attached to any instrument or charter. The lead hanging to the rescripts
+despatched in the Roman court bears on one side the head of St. Peter on
+the right, and that of St. Paul on the left; and, on the reverse, the
+name of the reigning pope, with the year of his pontificate. The bull is
+written on parchment. In the greeting, the pope takes no title but that
+of "Servant of the Servants of God," according to the holy words of
+Jesus to His Disciples&mdash;"Whosoever will be chief among you, let him be
+your servant."</p>
+
+<p>Some heretics assert that, by this formula, humble in appearance, the
+popes mean to express a sort of feudal system, of which God is chief;
+whose high vassals, Peter and Paul, are represented by their servant
+the pontiff; while the lesser vassals are all secular princes, whether
+emperors, kings, or dukes.</p>
+
+<p>They doubtless found this assertion on the famous bull <i>In c&#339;na
+Domini,</i> which is publicly read at Rome by a cardinal-deacon every year,
+on Holy Thursday, in the presence of the pope, attended by the rest of
+the cardinals and bishops. After the ceremony, his holiness casts a
+lighted torch into the public square in token of anathema.</p>
+
+<p>This bull is, to be found in Tome i., p. 714 of the <i>Bullaire</i>,
+published at Lyons in 1673, and at page 118 of the edition of 1727. The
+oldest is dated 1536. Paul III., without noticing the origin of the
+ceremony, here says that it is an ancient custom of the sovereign
+pontiffs to publish this excommunication on Holy Thursday, in order to
+preserve the purity of the Christian religion, and maintain union among
+the faithful. It contains twenty-four paragraphs, in which the pope
+excommunicates:</p>
+
+<p>1. Heretics, all who favor them, and all who read their books.</p>
+
+<p>2. Pirates, especially such as dare to cruise on the seas belonging to
+the sovereign pontiff.</p>
+
+<p>3. Those who impose fresh tolls on their lands.</p>
+
+<p>10. Those who, in any way whatsoever, prevent the execution of the
+apostolical letters, whether they grant pardons or inflict penalties.</p>
+
+<p>11. All lay judges who judge ecclesiastics, and bring them before their
+tribunal, whether that tribunal is called an audience, a chancery, a
+council, or a parliament.</p>
+
+<p>12. All chancellors, counsellors, ordinary or extraordinary, of any king
+or prince whatsoever, all presidents of chanceries, councils, or
+parliaments, as also all attorneys-general, who call ecclesiastical
+causes before them, or prevent the execution of the apostolical letters,
+even though it be on pretext of preventing some violence.</p>
+
+<p>In the same paragraph, the pope reserves to himself alone the power of
+absolving the said chancellors, counsellors, attorneys-general, and the
+rest of the excommunicated; who cannot receive absolution until they
+have publicly revoked their acts, and have erased them from the records.</p>
+
+<p>20. Lastly, the pope excommunicates all such as shall presume to give
+absolution to the excommunicated as aforesaid: and, in order that no one
+may plead ignorance, he orders:</p>
+
+<p>21. That this bull be published, and posted on the gate of the basilic
+of the Prince of the Apostles, and on that of St. John of Lateran.</p>
+
+<p>22. That all patriarchs, primates, archbishops, and bishops, by virtue
+of their holy obedience, shall have this bull solemnly published at
+least once a year.</p>
+
+<p>24. He declares that whosoever dares to go against the provisions of
+this bull, must know that he is incurring the displeasure of Almighty
+God and of the blessed apostles Peter and Paul.</p>
+
+<p>The other subsequent bulls, called also <i>In c&#339;na Domini</i>, are only
+duplicates of the first. For instance, the article 21 of that of Pius
+V., dated 1567, adds to the paragraph 3 of the one that we have quoted,
+that all princes who lay new impositions on their states, of what nature
+soever, or increase the old ones, without obtaining permission from the
+Holy See, are excommunicated <i>ipso facto</i>. The third bull <i>In c&#339;na
+Domini</i> of 1610, contains thirty paragraphs, in which Paul V. renews the
+provisions of the two preceding.</p>
+
+<p>The fourth and last bull <i>In c&#339;na Domini</i> which we find in the
+<i>Bullaire</i>, is dated April 1, 1672. In it Urban VIII. announces that,
+after the example of his predecessors, in order inviolably to maintain
+the integrity of the faith, and public justice and tranquillity, he
+wields the spiritual sword of ecclesiastical discipline to
+excommunicate, on the day which is the anniversary of the Supper of our
+Lord:</p>
+
+<p>1. Heretics.</p>
+
+<p>2. Such as appeal from the pope to a future council; and the rest as in
+the three former.</p>
+
+<p>It is said that the one which is read now, is of a more recent date, and
+contains some additions.</p>
+
+<p>The History of Naples, by Giannone, shows us what disorders the
+ecclesiastics stirred up in that kingdom, and what vexations they
+exercised against the king's subjects, even refusing them absolution and
+the sacraments, in order to effect the reception of this bull, which has
+at last been solemnly proscribed there, as well as in Austrian
+Lombardy, in the states of the empress-queen, in those of the Duke of
+Parma, and elsewhere.</p>
+
+<p>In 1580, the French clergy chose the time between the sessions of the
+parliament of Paris, to have the same bull <i>In c&#339;na Domini</i>
+published. But it was opposed by the procureur-general; and the <i>Chambre
+des Vacations</i>, under the presidency of the celebrated and unfortunate
+Brisson, on October 4, passed a decree, enjoining all governors to
+inform themselves, if possible, what archbishops, bishops, or
+grand-vicars, had received either this bull or a copy of it entitled
+<i>Litteræ processus</i>, and who had sent it to them to be published; to
+prevent the publication, if it had not yet taken place; to obtain the
+copies and send them to the chamber; or, if they had been published, to
+summon the archbishops, the bishops, or their grand-vicars, to appear on
+a certain day before the chamber, to answer to the suit of the
+procureur-general; and, in the meantime, to seize their temporal
+possessions and place them in the hands of the king; to forbid all
+persons obstructing the execution of this decree, on pain of punishment
+as traitors and enemies to the state; with orders that the decree be
+printed and that the copies, collated by notaries, have the full force
+of the original.</p>
+
+<p>In doing this, the parliament did but feebly imitate Philip the Fair.
+The bull <i>Ausculta Fili</i>, of Dec. 5, 1301, was addressed to him by
+Boniface VIII., who, after exhorting the king to listen with docility,
+says to him: "God has established us over all kings and all kingdoms, to
+root up, and destroy, and throw down, to build, and to plant, in His
+name and by His doctrine. Do not, then, suffer yourself to be persuaded
+that you have no superior, and that you are not subject to the head of
+the ecclesiastical hierarchy. Whosoever thinks this, is a madman; and
+whosoever obstinately maintains it, is an infidel, separated from the
+flock of the Good Shepherd." The pope then enters into long details
+respecting the government of France, even reproaching the king for
+having altered the coin.</p>
+
+<p>Philip the Fair had this bull burned at Paris, and its execution
+published on sound of trumpet throughout the city, by Sunday, Feb. 11,
+1302. The pope, in a council which he held at Rome the same year, made a
+great noise, and broke out into threats against Philip the Fair; but he
+did no more than threaten. The famous decretal, <i>Unam Sanctam</i> is,
+however, considered as the work of his council; it is, in substance, as
+follows:</p>
+
+<p>"We believe and confess a holy, catholic, and apostolic church, out of
+which there is no salvation; we also acknowledge its unity, that it is
+one only body, with one only head, and not with two, like a monster.
+This only head is Jesus Christ, and St. Peter his vicar, and the
+successor of St. Peter. Therefore, the Greeks, or others, who say that
+they are not subject to that successor, must acknowledge that they are
+not of the flock of Christ, since He himself has said (John, x, 16)
+'that there is but one fold and one shepherd.'</p>
+
+<p>"We learn that in this church, and under its power, are two swords, the
+spiritual and the temporal: of these, one is to be used by the church
+and by the hand of the pontiff; the other, by the church and by the hand
+of kings and warriors, in pursuance of the orders or with the permission
+of the pontiff. Now, one of these swords must be subject to the other,
+temporal to spiritual power; otherwise, they would not be ordinate, and
+the apostles say they must be so. (Rom. xiii, 1.) According to the
+testimony of truth, spiritual power must institute and judge temporal
+power; and thus is verified with regard to the church, the prophecy of
+Jeremiah (i. 10): 'I have this day set thee over the nations and over
+the kingdoms.'"</p>
+
+<p>On the other hand, Philip the Fair assembled the states-general; and the
+commons, in the petition which they presented to that monarch, said, in
+so many words: "It is a great abomination for us to hear that this
+Boniface stoutly interprets like a <i>Boulgare</i> (dropping the <i>l</i> and the
+<i>a</i>) these words of spirituality (Matt., xvi. 19): 'Whatever thou shalt
+bind on earth, shall be bound in heaven;' if this signified that if a
+man be put into a temporal prison, God will imprison him in heaven."</p>
+
+<p>Clement V., successor to Boniface VIII., revoked and annulled the odious
+decision of the bull <i>Unam Sanctam</i>, which extends the power of the
+popes to the temporalities of kings, and condemns as heretics all who do
+not acknowledge this chimerical power. Boniface's pretension, indeed,
+ought to be condemned as heresy, according to this maxim of theologians:
+"Not only is it a sin against the rules of the faith, and a heresy, to
+deny what the faith teaches us, but also to set up as part of the faith
+that which is no part of it." (Joan. Maj. m. 3 sent. dist. 37. q. 26.)</p>
+
+<p>Other popes, before Boniface VIII., had arrogated to themselves the
+right of property over different kingdoms. The bull is well known, in
+which Gregory VII. says to the King of Spain: "I would have you to know,
+that the kingdom of Spain, by ancient ecclesiastical ordinances, was
+given in property to St. Peter and the holy Roman church."</p>
+
+<p>Henry II. of England asked permission of Pope Adrian IV. to invade
+Ireland. The pontiff gave him leave, on condition that he imposed on
+every Irish family a tax of one <i>carolus</i> for the Holy See, and held
+that kingdom as a fief of the Roman church. "For," wrote Adrian, "it
+cannot be doubted that every island upon which Jesus Christ, the sun of
+justice, has arisen, and which has received the lessons of the Christian
+faith, belongs of right to St. Peter and to the holy and sacred Roman
+church."</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Bulls of the Crusade and of Composition.</i></p>
+
+<p>If an African or an Asiatic of sense were told that in that part of
+Europe where some men have forbidden others to eat flesh on Saturdays,
+the pope gives them leave to eat it, by a bull, for the sum of two
+rials, and that another bull grants permission to keep stolen money,
+what would this African or Asiatic say? He would, at least, agree with
+us, that every country has its customs; and that in this world, by
+whatever names things may be called, or however they may be disguised,
+all is done for money.</p>
+
+<p>There are two bulls under the name of <i>La Cruzada</i> &mdash;the Crusade; one of
+the time of Ferdinand and Isabella, the other of that of Philip V. The
+first of these sells permission to eat what is called the <i>grossura</i>,
+viz., tripes, livers, kidneys, gizzards, sweet-breads, lights, plucks,
+cauls, heads, necks, and feet.</p>
+
+<p>The second bull, granted by Pope Urban VIII., gives leave to eat meat
+throughout Lent, and absolves from every crime except heresy.</p>
+
+<p>Not only are these bulls sold, but people are ordered to buy them; and,
+as is but right, they cost more in Peru and Mexico than in Spain; they
+are there sold for a piastre. It is reasonable that the countries which
+produce gold and silver should pay more than others.</p>
+
+<p>The pretext for these bulls is, making war upon the Moors. There are
+persons, difficult of conviction, who cannot see what livers and kidneys
+have to do with a war against the Africans; and they add, that Jesus
+Christ never ordered war to be made on the Mahometans on pain of
+excommunication.</p>
+
+<p>The bull giving permission to keep another's goods is galled the bull of
+<i>Composition</i>. It is farmed; and has long brought considerable sums
+throughout Spain, the Milanese, Naples, and Sicily. The highest bidders
+employ the most eloquent of the monks to preach this bull. Sinners who
+have robbed the king, the state, or private individuals, go to these
+preachers, confess to them, and show them what a sad thing it would be
+to make restitution of the whole. They offer the monks five, six, and
+sometimes seven per cent., in order to keep the rest with a safe
+conscience; and, as soon as the composition is made, they receive
+absolution.</p>
+
+<p>The preaching brother who wrote the "Travels through Spain and Italy"
+(<i>Voyage d'Espagne et d'Italie</i>), published at Paris, <i>avec privilège</i>
+by Jean-Baptiste de l'Épime, speaking of this bull, thus expresses
+himself: "Is it not very gracious to come off at so little cost, and be
+at liberty to steal more, when one has occasion for a larger sum?"</p>
+
+
+<p class="caption"><i>Bull Unigenitus.</i></p>
+
+<p>The bull <i>In c&#339;na Domini</i> was an indignity offered to all Catholic
+sovereigns, and they at length proscribed it in their states; but the
+bull <i>Unigenitus</i> was a trouble to France alone. The former attacked the
+rights of the princes and magistrates of Europe, and they maintained
+those rights; the latter proscribed only some maxims of piety and
+morals, which gave no concern to any except the parties interested in
+the transient affair; but these interested parties soon filled all
+France. It was at first a quarrel between the all-powerful Jesuits and
+the remains of the crushed Port-Royal.</p>
+
+<p>Quesnel, a preacher of the Oratory, refugee in Holland, had dedicated a
+commentary on the New Testament to Cardinal de Noailles, then bishop of
+Châlons-sur-Marne. It met the bishop's approbation and was well received
+by all readers of that sort of books.</p>
+
+<p>One Letellier, a Jesuit, a confessor to Louis XIV. and an enemy to
+Cardinal de Noailles, resolved to mortify him by having the book, which
+was dedicated to him, and of which he had a very high opinion, condemned
+at Rome.</p>
+
+<p>This Jesuit, the son of an attorney at Vire in Lower Normandy, had all
+that fertility of expedient for which his father's profession is
+remarkable. Not content with embroiling Cardinal de Noailles with the
+pope, he determined to have him disgraced by the king his master. To
+ensure the success of this design, he had mandaments composed against
+him by his emissaries, and got them signed by four bishops; he also
+indited letters to the king, which he made them sign.</p>
+
+<p>These man&#339;uvres, which would have been punished in any of the
+tribunals, succeeded at court: the king was soured against the
+cardinal, and Madame de Maintenon abandoned him.</p>
+
+<p>Here was a series of intrigues, in which, from one end of the kingdom to
+the other, every one took a part. The more unfortunate France at that
+time became in a disastrous war, the more the public mind was heated by
+a theological quarrel.</p>
+
+<p>During these movements, Letellier had the condemnation of Quesnel's
+book, of which the monarch had never read a page, demanded from Rome by
+Louis XIV. himself. Letellier and two other Jesuits, named Doucin and
+Lallemant, extracted one hundred and three propositions, which Pope
+Clement XI. was to condemn. The court of Rome struck out two of them,
+that it might, at least, have the honor of appearing to judge for
+itself.</p>
+
+<p>Cardinal Fabroni, in whose hands the affair was placed, and who was
+devoted to the Jesuits, had the bull drawn up by a Cordelier named
+Father Palerno, Elio a Capuchin, Terrovi a Barnabite, and Castelli a
+Servite, to whom was added a Jesuit named Alfaro.</p>
+
+<p>Clement XI. let them proceed in their own way. His only object was to
+please the king of France, who had long been displeased with him, on
+account of his recognizing the Archduke Charles, afterwards emperor, as
+King of Spain. To make his peace with the king, it cost him only a piece
+of parchment sealed with lead, concerning a question which he himself
+despised.</p>
+
+<p>Clement XI. did not wait to be solicited; he sent the bull, and was
+quite astonished to learn that it was received throughout France with
+hisses and groans. "What!" said he to Cardinal Carpegno, "a bull is
+earnestly asked of me; I give it freely, and every one makes a jest of
+it!"</p>
+
+<p>Every one was indeed surprised to see a pope, in the name of Jesus
+Christ, condemning as heretical, tainted with heresy, and offensive to
+pious ears, this proposition: "It is good to read books of piety on
+Sundays, especially the Holy Scriptures;" and this: "The fear of an
+unjust excommunication should not prevent us from doing our duty."</p>
+
+<p>The partisans of the Jesuits were themselves alarmed at these censures,
+but they dared not speak. The wise and disinterested exclaimed against
+the scandal, and the rest of the nation against the absurdity.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, Letellier still triumphed, until the death of Louis XIV.;
+he was held in abhorrence, but he governed. This wretch tried every
+means to procure the suspension of Cardinal de Noailles; but after the
+death of his penitent, the incendiary was banished. The duke of Orleans,
+during his regency, extinguished these quarrels by making a jest of
+them. They have since thrown out a few sparks; but they are at last
+forgotten, probably forever. Their duration, for more than half a
+century, was quite long enough. Yet, happy indeed would mankind be, if
+they were divided only by foolish questions unproductive of bloodshed!</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="CAESAR" id="CAESAR"></a>CÆSAR.</h3>
+
+
+<p>It is not as the husband of so many women and the wife of so many men;
+as the conqueror of Pompey and the Scipios; as the satirist who turned
+Cato into ridicule; as the robber of the public treasury, who employed
+the money of the Romans to reduce the Romans to subjection; as he who,
+clement in his triumphs, pardoned the vanquished; as the man of
+learning, who reformed the calendar; as the tyrant and the father of his
+country, assassinated by his friends and his bastard son; that I shall
+here speak of Cæsar. I shall consider this extraordinary man only in my
+quality of descendant from the poor barbarians whom he subjugated.</p>
+
+<p>You will not pass through a town in France, in Spain, on the banks of
+the Rhine, or on the English coast opposite to Calais, in which you will
+not find good people who boast of having had Cæsar there. Some of the
+townspeople of Dover are persuaded that Cæsar built their castle; and
+there are citizens of Paris who believe that the great <i>châtelet</i> is one
+of his fine works. Many a country squire in France shows you an old
+turret which serves him for a dove-cote, and tells you that Cæsar
+provided a lodging for his pigeons. Each province disputes with its
+neighbor the honor of having been the first to which Cæsar applied the
+lash; it was not by that road, but by this, that he came to cut our
+throats, embrace our wives and daughters, impose laws upon us by
+interpreters, and take from us what little money we had.</p>
+
+<p>The Indians are wiser. We have already seen that they have a confused
+knowledge that a great robber, named Alexander, came among them with
+other robbers; but they scarcely ever speak of him.</p>
+
+<p>An Italian antiquarian, passing a few years ago through Vannes in
+Brittany, was quite astonished to hear the learned men of Vannes boast
+of Cæsar's stay in their town. "No doubt," said he, "you have monuments
+of that great man?" "Yes," answered the most notable among them, "we
+will show you the place where that hero had the whole senate of our
+province hanged, to the number of six hundred."</p>
+
+<p>"Some ignorant fellows, who had found a hundred beams under ground,
+advanced in the journals in 1755 that they were the remains of a bridge
+built by Cæsar; but I proved to them in my dissertation of 1756 that
+they were the gallows on which that hero had our parliament tied up.
+What other town in Gaul can say as much? We have the testimony of the
+great Cæsar himself. He says in his Commentaries' that we 'are fickle
+and prefer liberty to slavery.' He charges us with having been so
+insolent as to take hostages of the Romans, to whom we had given
+hostages, and to be unwilling to return them unless our own were given
+up. He taught us good behavior."</p>
+
+<p>"He did well," replied the virtuoso, "his right was incontestable. It
+was, however, disputed, for you know that when he vanquished the
+emigrant Swiss, to the number of three hundred and sixty-eight thousand,
+and there were not more than a hundred and ten thousand left, he had a
+conference in Alsace with a German king named Ariovistus, and Ariovistus
+said to him: 'I come to plunder Gaul, and I will not suffer any one to
+plunder it but myself;' after which these good Germans, who were come to
+lay waste the country, put into the hands of their witches two Roman
+knights, ambassadors from Cæsar; and these witches were on the point of
+burning them and offering them to their gods, when Cæsar came and
+delivered them by a victory. We must confess that the right on both
+sides was equal, and that Tacitus had good reason for bestowing so many
+praises on the manners of the ancient Germans."</p>
+
+<p>This conversation gave rise to a very warm dispute between the learned
+men of Vannes and the antiquarian. Several of the Bretons could not
+conceive what was the virtue of the Romans in deceiving one after
+another all the nations of Gaul, in making them by turns the instruments
+of their own ruin, in butchering one-fourth of the people, and reducing
+the other three-fourths to slavery.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! nothing can be finer," returned the antiquarian. "I have in my
+pocket a medal representing Cæsar's triumph at the Capitol; it is in the
+best preservation." He showed the medal. A Breton, a tittle rude, took
+it and threw it into the river, exclaiming: "Oh! that I could so serve
+all who use their power and their skill to oppress their fellow-men!
+Rome deceived us, disunited us, butchered us, chained us; and at this
+day Rome still disposes of many of our benefices; and is it possible
+that we have so long and in so many ways been a country of slaves?"</p>
+
+<p>To the conversation between the Italian antiquarian and the Breton I
+shall only add that Perrot d'Ablancourt, the translator of Cæsar's
+"Commentaries," in his dedication to the great Condé, makes use of these
+words: "Does it not seem to you, sir, as if you were reading the life of
+some Christian philosopher?" Cæsar a Christian philosopher! I wonder he
+has not been made a saint. Writers of dedications are remarkable for
+saying fine things and much to the purpose.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="CALENDS" id="CALENDS"></a>CALENDS.</h3>
+
+
+<p>The feast of the Circumcision, which the church celebrates on the first
+of January, has taken the place of another called the Feast of the
+Calends, of Asses, of Fools, or of Innocents, according to the different
+places where, and the different days on which, it was held. It was most
+commonly at Christmas, the Circumcision, or the Epiphany.</p>
+
+<p>In the cathedral of Rouen there was on Christmas day a procession, in
+which ecclesiastics, chosen for the purpose, represented the prophets of
+the Old Testament, who foretold the birth of the Messiah, and&mdash;which
+may have given the feast its name&mdash;Balaam appeared, mounted on a
+she-ass; but as Lactantius' poem, and the "Book of Promises," under the
+name of St. Prosper, say that Jesus in the manger was recognized by the
+ox and the ass, according to the passage Isaiah: "The ox knoweth his
+owner, and the ass his master's crib" (a circumstance, however, which
+neither the gospel nor the ancient fathers have remarked), it is more
+likely that, from this opinion, the Feast of the Ass took its name.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, the Jesuit, Theophilus Raynaud, testifies that on St. Stephen's
+day there was sung a hymn of the ass, which was also called the Prose of
+Fools; and that on St. John's day another was sung, called the Prose of
+the Ox. In the library of the chapter of Sens there is preserved a
+manuscript of vellum with miniature figures representing the ceremonies
+of the Feast of Fools. The text contains a description of it, including
+this Prose of the Ass; it was sung by two choirs, who imitated at
+intervals and as the burden of the song, the braying of that animal.</p>
+
+<p>There was elected in the cathedral churches a bishop or archbishop of
+the Fools, which election was confirmed by all sorts of buffooneries,
+played off by way of consecration. This bishop officiated pontifically
+and gave his blessing to the people, before whom he appeared bearing the
+mitre, the crosier, and even the archiepiscopal cross. In those
+churches which held immediately from the Holy See, a pope of the Fools
+was elected, who officiated in all the decorations of papacy. All the
+clergy assisted in the mass, some dressed in women's apparel, others as
+buffoons, or masked in a grotesque and ridiculous manner. Not content
+with singing licentious songs in the choir, they sat and played at dice
+on the altar, at the side of the officiator. When the mass was over they
+ran, leaped, and danced about the church, uttering obscene words,
+singing immodest songs, and putting themselves in a thousand indecent
+postures, sometimes exposing themselves almost naked. They then had
+themselves drawn about the streets in tumbrels full of filth, that they
+might throw it at the mob which gathered round them. The looser part of
+the seculars would mix among the clergy, that they might play some
+fool's part in the ecclesiastical habit.</p>
+
+<p>This feast was held in the same manner in the convents of monks and
+nuns, as Naudé testifies in his complaint to Gassendi, in 1645, in which
+he relates that at Antibes, in the Franciscan monastery, neither the
+officiating monks nor the guardian went to the choir on the day of the
+Innocents. The lay brethren occupied their places on that day, and,
+clothed in sacerdotal decorations, torn and turned inside out, made a
+sort of office. They held books turned upside down, which they seemed to
+be reading through spectacles, the glasses of which were made of orange
+peel; and muttered confused words, or uttered strange cries,
+accompanied by extravagant contortions.</p>
+
+<p>The second register of the church of Autun, by the secretary Rotarii,
+which ends with 1416, says, without specifying the day, that at the
+Feast of Fools an ass was led along with a clergyman's cape on his back,
+the attendants singing: "He haw! Mr. Ass, he haw!"</p>
+
+<p>Ducange relates a sentence of the officialty of Viviers, upon one
+William, who, having been elected fool-bishop in 1400, had refused to
+perform the solemnities and to defray the expenses customary on such
+occasions.</p>
+
+<p>And, to conclude, the registers of St. Stephen, at Dijon, in 1521,
+without mentioning the day, that the vicars ran about the streets with
+drums, fifes, and other instruments, and carried lamps before the
+<i>pré-chantre</i> of the Fools, to whom the honor of the feast principally
+belonged. But the parliament of that city, by a decree of January 19,
+1552, forbade the celebration of this feast, which had already been
+condemned by several councils, and especially by a circular of March 11,
+1444, sent to all the clergy in the kingdom by the Paris university.
+This letter, which we find at the end of the works of Peter of Blois,
+says that this feast was, in the eyes of the clergy, so well imagined
+and so Christian, that those who sought to suppress it were looked on as
+excommunicated; and the Sorbonne doctor, John des Lyons, in his
+discourse against the paganism of the Roiboit, informs us that a doctor
+of divinity publicly maintained at Auxerre, about the close of the
+fifteenth century, that "the feast of Fools was no less pleasing to God
+than the feast of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin;
+besides, that it was of much higher antiquity in the church."</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 95%;" />
+
+
+<p class="caption"><a name="TABLE_OF_CONTENTS" id="TABLE_OF_CONTENTS"></a>TABLE OF CONTENTS</p>
+<p class="small">
+<br />
+<a href="#LIST_OF_PLATES"><b>LIST OF PLATES&mdash;VOL. II</b></a><br />
+<br />
+<a href="#APPEARANCE"><b>APPEARANCE.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#APROPOS"><b>APROPOS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ARABS"><b>ARABS;</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ARARAT"><b>ARARAT.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ARIANISM"><b>ARIANISM.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ARISTEAS"><b>ARISTEAS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ARISTOTLE"><b>ARISTOTLE.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ARMS_ARMIES"><b>ARMS&mdash;ARMIES.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#AROT_AND_MAROT"><b>AROT AND MAROT.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ART_OF_POETRY"><b>ART OF POETRY.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ARTS_FINE_ARTS"><b>ARTS&mdash;FINE ARTS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ASMODEUS"><b>ASMODEUS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ASPHALTUS"><b>ASPHALTUS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ASS"><b>ASS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ASSASSIN_ASSASSINATION"><b>ASSASSIN&mdash;ASSASSINATION.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ASTROLOGY"><b>ASTROLOGY.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ASTRONOMY"><b>ASTRONOMY,</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ATHEISM"><b>ATHEISM.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ATHEIST"><b>ATHEIST.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#ATOMS"><b>ATOMS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#AVARICE"><b>AVARICE.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#AUGURY"><b>AUGURY.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#AUGUSTINE"><b>AUGUSTINE.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#AUGUSTUS_OCTAVIUS"><b>AUGUSTUS (OCTAVIUS).</b></a><br />
+<a href="#AVIGNON"><b>AVIGNON.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#AUSTERITIES"><b>AUSTERITIES.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#AUTHORS"><b>AUTHORS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#AUTHORITY"><b>AUTHORITY.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#AXIS"><b>AXIS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BABEL"><b>BABEL.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BACCHUS"><b>BACCHUS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BACON_ROGER"><b>BACON (ROGER).</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BANISHMENT"><b>BANISHMENT.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BAPTISM"><b>BAPTISM.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BARUCH_OR_BARAK_AND_DEBORAH"><b>BARUCH, OR BARAK, AND DEBORAH;</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BATTALION"><b>BATTALION.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BAYLE"><b>BAYLE.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BDELLIUM"><b>BDELLIUM.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BEARD"><b>BEARD.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BEASTS"><b>BEASTS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BEAUTIFUL_THE"><b>BEAUTIFUL (THE).</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BEES"><b>BEES.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BEGGAR_MENDICANT"><b>BEGGAR&mdash;MENDICANT</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BEKKER"><b>BEKKER,</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BELIEF"><b>BELIEF.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BETHSHEMESH"><b>BETHSHEMESH.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BILHAH_BASTARDS"><b>BILHAH&mdash;BASTARDS</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BISHOP"><b>BISHOP.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BLASPHEMY"><b>BLASPHEMY.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BODY"><b>BODY.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BOOKS"><b>BOOKS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BOURGES"><b>BOURGES.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BRACHMANS_BRAHMINS"><b>BRACHMANS&mdash;BRAHMINS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BREAD-TREE"><b>BREAD-TREE.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BUFFOONERY_BURLESQUEmdashLOW_COMEDY"><b>BUFFOONERY&mdash;BURLESQUE&mdash;LOW COMEDY.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BULGARIANS"><b>BULGARIANS.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BULL"><b>BULL.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#BULL_PAPAL"><b>BULL (PAPAL).</b></a><br />
+<a href="#CAESAR"><b>CÆSAR.</b></a><br />
+<a href="#CALENDS"><b>CALENDS.</b></a><br />
+</p>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of A Philosophical Dictionary, Volume 2 (of 10), by
+Francois-Marie Arouet (AKA Voltaire)
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: A Philosophical Dictionary, Volume 2 (of 10)
+ From "The Works of Voltaire - A Contemporary Version"
+
+Author: Francois-Marie Arouet (AKA Voltaire)
+
+Commentator: John Morley
+ Tobias Smollett
+ H.G. Leigh
+
+Translator: William F. Fleming
+
+Release Date: March 28, 2011 [EBook #35622]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Andrea Ball, Christine Bell & Marc D'Hooghe
+at http://www.freeliterature.org (From images generously
+made available by the Internet Archive.)
+
+
+
+
+
+A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY
+
+VOLUME II
+
+By
+
+VOLTAIRE
+
+
+
+
+EDITION DE LA PACIFICATION
+
+THE WORKS OF VOLTAIRE
+
+A CONTEMPORARY VERSION
+
+
+ With Notes by Tobias Smollett, Revised and Modernized
+ New Translations by William F. Fleming, and an
+ Introduction by Oliver H.G. Leigh
+
+
+A CRITIQUE AND BIOGRAPHY
+
+BY
+
+THE RT. HON. JOHN MORLEY
+
+FORTY-THREE VOLUMES
+
+
+ One hundred and sixty-eight designs, comprising reproductions
+ of rare old engravings, steel plates, photogravures,
+ and curious fac-similes
+
+
+VOLUME VI
+
+E.R. DuMONT
+
+PARIS--LONDON--NEW YORK--CHICAGO
+
+1901
+
+
+
+ _The WORKS of VOLTAIRE_
+
+ _"Between two servants of Humanity, who appeared eighteen hundred
+ years apart, there is a mysterious relation. * * * * Let us say it
+ with a sentiment of profound respect: JESUS WEPT: VOLTAIRE SMILED.
+ Of that divine tear and of that human smile is composed the
+ sweetness of the present civilization."_
+
+ _VICTOR HUGO._
+
+
+
+LIST OF PLATES--VOL. II
+
+THE BASTILLE--_Frontispiece_
+
+AN ASTROLOGER
+
+A TYPE OF BEAUTY
+
+ALEXANDER'S TRIUMPH
+
+
+[Illustration: The Bastille.--"For four hundred years the symbol of
+oppression. Within its walls the noblest had perished. It was a
+perpetual threat, it was the last and often the first argument of king
+and priest."]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+VOLTAIRE
+
+A PHILOSOPHICAL DICTIONARY
+
+IN TEN VOLUMES
+
+VOL II.
+
+APPEARANCE--CALENDS
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+APPEARANCE.
+
+
+Are all appearances deceitful? Have our senses been given us only to
+keep us in continual delusion? Is everything error? Do we live in a
+dream, surrounded by shadowy chimeras? We see the sun setting when he is
+already below the horizon; before he has yet risen we see him appear. A
+square tower seems to be round. A straight stick, thrust into the water,
+seems to be bent.
+
+You see your face in a mirror and the image appears to be behind the
+glass: it is, however, neither behind nor before it. This glass, which
+to the sight and the touch is so smooth and even, is no other than an
+unequal congregation of projections and cavities. The finest and fairest
+skin is a kind of bristled network, the openings of which are
+incomparably larger than the threads, and enclose an infinite number of
+minute hairs. Under this network there are liquors incessantly passing,
+and from it there issue continual exhalations which cover the whole
+surface. What we call large is to an elephant very small, and what we
+call small is to insects a world. The same motion which would be rapid
+to a snail would be very slow in the eye of an eagle. This rock, which
+is impenetrable by steel, is a sieve consisting of more pores than
+matter, and containing a thousand avenues of prodigious width leading to
+its centre, in which are lodged multitudes of animals, which may, for
+aught we know, think themselves the masters of the universe.
+
+Nothing is either as it appears to be, or in the place where we believe
+it to be. Several philosophers, tired of being constantly deceived by
+bodies, have in their spleen pronounced that bodies do not exist, and
+that there is nothing real but our minds. As well might they have
+concluded that, all appearances being false, and the nature of the soul
+being as little known as that of the matter, there is no reality in
+either body or soul. Perhaps it is this despair of knowing anything
+which has caused some Chinese philosophers to say that nothing is the
+beginning and the end of all things. This philosophy, so destructive to
+being, was well known in Moliere's time. Doctor Macphurius represents
+the school; when teaching Sganarelle, he says, "You must not say, 'I am
+come,' but 'it seems to me that I am come'; for it may seem to you,
+without such being really the case." But at the present day a comic
+scene is not an argument, though it is sometimes better than an
+argument; and there is often as much pleasure in seeking after truth as
+in laughing at philosophy.
+
+You do not see the network, the cavities, the threads, the inequalities,
+the exhalations of that white and delicate skin which you idolize.
+Animals a thousand times less than a mite discern all these objects
+which escape your vision; they lodge, feed, and travel about in them, as
+in an extensive country, and those on the right arm are perfectly
+ignorant that there are creatures of their own species on the left. If
+you were so unfortunate as to see what they see, your charming skin
+would strike you with horror.
+
+The harmony of a concert, to which you listen with delight, must have on
+certain classes of minute animals the effect of terrible thunder; and
+perhaps it kills them. We see, touch, hear, feel things only in the way
+in which they ought to be seen, touched, heard, or felt by ourselves.
+
+All is in due proportion. The laws of optics, which show you an object
+in the water where it is not, and break a right line, are in entire
+accordance with those which make the sun appear to you with a diameter
+of two feet, although it is a million times larger than the earth. To
+see it in its true dimensions would require an eye collecting his rays
+at an angle as great as his disk, which is impossible. Our senses, then,
+assist much more than they deceive us.
+
+Motion, time, hardness, softness, dimensions, distance, approximation,
+strength, weakness, appearances, of whatever kind, all is relative. And
+who has created these relations?
+
+
+
+
+APROPOS.
+
+
+All great successes, of whatever kind, are founded upon things done or
+said apropos.
+
+Arnold of Brescia, John Huss, and Jerome of Prague did not come quite
+apropos; the people were not then sufficiently enlightened; the
+invention of printing had not then laid the abuses complained of before
+the eyes of every one. But when men began to read--when the populace,
+who were solicitous to escape purgatory, but at the same time wished not
+to pay too dear for indulgences, began to open their eyes, the reformers
+of the sixteenth century came quite apropos, and succeeded.
+
+It has been elsewhere observed that Cromwell under Elizabeth or Charles
+the Second, or Cardinal de Retz when Louis XIV. governed by himself,
+would have been very ordinary persons.
+
+Had Caesar been born in the time of Scipio Africanus he would not have
+subjugated the Roman commonwealth; nor would Mahomet, could he rise
+again at the present day, be more than sheriff of Mecca. But if
+Archimedes and Virgil were restored, one would still be the best
+mathematician, the other the best poet of his country.
+
+
+
+
+ARABS;
+
+AND, OCCASIONALLY, ON THE BOOK OF JOB.
+
+
+If any one be desirous of obtaining a thorough knowledge of the
+antiquities of Arabia, it may be presumed that he will gain no more
+information than about those of Auvergne and Poitou. It is, however,
+certain, that the Arabs were of some consequence long before Mahomet.
+The Jews themselves say that Moses married an Arabian woman, and his
+father-in-law Jethro seems to have been a man of great good sense.
+
+Mecca is considered, and not without reason, as one of the most ancient
+cities in the world. It is, indeed, a proof of its antiquity that
+nothing but superstition could occasion the building of a town on such a
+spot, for it is in a sandy desert, where the water is brackish, so that
+the people die of hunger and thirst. The country a few miles to the east
+is the most delightful upon earth, the best watered and the most
+fertile. There the Arabs should have built, and not at Mecca. But it was
+enough for some charlatan, some false prophet, to give out his reveries,
+to make of Mecca a sacred spot and the resort of neighboring nations.
+Thus it was that the temple of Jupiter Ammon was built in the midst of
+sands. Arabia extends from northeast to southwest, from the desert of
+Jerusalem to Aden or Eden, about the fiftieth degree of north latitude.
+It is an immense country, about three times as large as Germany. It is
+very likely that its deserts of sand were brought thither by the waters
+of the ocean, and that its marine gulfs were once fertile lands.
+
+The belief in this nation's antiquity is favored by the circumstance
+that no historian speaks of its having been subjugated. It was not
+subdued even by Alexander, nor by any king of Syria, nor by the Romans.
+The Arabs, on the contrary, subjugated a hundred nations, from the Indus
+to the Garonne; and, having afterwards lost their conquests, they
+retired into their own country and did not mix with any other people.
+
+Having never been subject to nor mixed with other nations it is more
+than probable that they have preserved their manners and their language.
+Indeed, Arabic is, in some sense, the mother tongue of all Asia as far
+as the Indus; or rather, the prevailing tongue, for mother tongues have
+never existed. Their genius has never changed. They still compose their
+"Nights' Entertainments," as they did when they imagined one Bac or
+Bacchus, who passed through the Red Sea with three millions of men,
+women, and children; who stopped the sun and moon, and made streams of
+wine issue forth with a blow of his rod, which, when he chose, he
+changed into a serpent.
+
+A nation so isolated, and whose blood remains unmixed, cannot change its
+character. The Arabs of the desert have always been given to robbery,
+and those inhabiting the towns been fond of fables, poetry, and
+astronomy. It is said, in the historical preface to the Koran, that when
+any one of their tribes had a good poet the other tribes never failed to
+send deputies to that one on which God had vouchsafed to bestow so great
+a gift.
+
+The tribes assembled every year, by representatives, in an open place
+named Ocad, where verses were recited, nearly in the same way as is now
+done at Rome in the garden of the academy of the Arcadii, and this
+custom continued until the time of Mahomet. In his time, each one posted
+his verses on the door of the temple of Mecca. Labid, son of Rabia, was
+regarded as the Homer of Mecca; but, having seen the second chapter of
+the Koran, which Mahomet had posted, he fell on his knees before him,
+and said, "O Mahomet, son of Abdallah, son of Motalib, son of Achem,
+thou art a greater poet than I--thou art doubtless the prophet of God."
+
+The Arabs of Maden, Naid, and Sanaa were no less generous than those of
+the desert were addicted to plunder. Among them, one friend was
+dishonored if he had refused his assistance to another. In their
+collection of verses, entitled _"Tograid",_ it is related that, "one
+day, in the temple of Mecca, three Arabs were disputing on generosity
+and friendship, and could not agree as to which, among those who then
+set the greatest examples of these virtues, deserved the preference.
+Some were for Abdallah, son of Giafar, uncle to Mahomet; others for
+Kais, son of Saad; and others for Arabad, of the tribe of As. After a
+long dispute they agreed to send a friend of Abdallah to him, a friend
+of Kais to Kais, and a friend of Arabad to Arabad, to try them all
+three, and to come and make their report to the assembly.
+
+"Then the friend of Abdallah went and said to him, 'Son of the uncle of
+Mahomet, I am on a journey and am destitute of everything.' Abdallah was
+mounted on his camel loaded with gold and silk; he dismounted with all
+speed, gave him his camel, and returned home on foot.
+
+"The second went and made application to his friend Kais, son of Saad.
+Kais was still asleep, and one of his domestics asked the traveller what
+he wanted. The traveller answered that he was the friend of Kais, and
+needed his assistance. The domestic said to him, 'I will not wake my
+master; but here are seven thousand pieces of gold, which are all that
+we at present have in the house. Take also a camel from the stable, and
+a slave; these will, I think, be sufficient for you until you reach your
+own house.' When Kais awoke, he chid the domestic for not having given
+more.
+
+"The third repaired to his friend Arabad, of the tribe of As. Arabad was
+blind, and was coming out of his house, leaning on two slaves, to pray
+to God in the temple of Mecca. As soon as he heard his friend's voice,
+he said to him, 'I possess nothing but my two slaves; I beg that you
+will take and sell them; I will go to the temple as well as I can, with
+my stick.'
+
+"The three disputants, having returned to the assembly, faithfully
+related what had happened. Many praises were bestowed on Abdallah, son
+of Giafar--on Kais, son of Saad--and on Arabad, of the tribe of As, but
+the preference was given to Arabad."
+
+The Arabs have several tales of this kind, but our western nations have
+none. Our romances are not in this taste. We have, indeed, several which
+turn upon trick alone, as those of Boccaccio, _"Guzman d'Alfarache,"_
+"Gil Bias," etc.
+
+
+_On Job, the Arab._
+
+It is clear that the Arabs at least possessed noble and exalted ideas.
+Those who are most conversant with the oriental languages think that the
+Book of Job, which is of the highest antiquity, was composed by an Arab
+of Idumaea. The most clear and indubitable proof is that the Hebrew
+translator has left in his translation more than a hundred Arabic words,
+which, apparently, he did not understand.
+
+Job, the hero of the piece, could not be a Hebrew, for he says, in the
+forty-second chapter, that having been restored to his former
+circumstances, he divided his possessions equally among his sons and
+daughters, which is directly contrary to the Hebrew law.
+
+It is most likely that, if this book had been composed after the period
+at which we place Moses, the author--who speaks of so many things and is
+not sparing of examples--would have mentioned some one of the
+astonishing prodigies worked by Moses, which were, doubtless, known to
+all the nations of Asia.
+
+In the very first chapter Satan appears before God and asks permission
+to tempt Job. _Satan_ was unknown in the Pentateuch; it was a Chaldaean
+word; a fresh proof that the Arabian author was in the neighborhood of
+Chaldaea.
+
+It has been thought that he might be a Jew because the Hebrew
+translator has put Jehovah instead of El, or Bel, or Sadai. But what man
+of the least information does not know that the word Jehovah was common
+to the Phoenicians, the Syrians, the Egyptians, and every people of
+the neighboring countries?
+
+A yet stronger proof--one to which there is no reply--is the knowledge
+of astronomy which appears in the Book of Job. Mention is here made of
+the constellations which we call Arcturus, Orion, the Pleiades, and even
+of those of "the chambers of the south." Now, the Hebrews had no
+knowledge of the sphere; they had not even a term to express astronomy;
+but the Arabs, like the Chaldaeans, have always been famed for their
+skill in this science.
+
+It does, then, seem to be thoroughly proved that the Book of Job cannot
+have been written by a Jew, and that it was anterior to all the Jewish
+books, Philo and Josephus were too prudent to count it among those of
+the Hebrew canon. It is incontestably an Arabian parable or allegory.
+
+This is not all. We derive from it some knowledge of the customs of the
+ancient world, and especially of Arabia. Here we read of trading with
+the Indies; a commerce which the Arabs have in all ages carried on, but
+which the Jews never even heard of.
+
+Here, too, we see that the art of writing was in great cultivation, and
+that they already made great books.
+
+It cannot be denied that the commentator Calmet, profound as he is,
+violates all the rules of logic in pretending that Job announces the
+immortality of the soul and the resurrection of the body, when he says:
+
+"For I know that my Redeemer liveth. And though after my skin--worms
+destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God. But ye should say,
+Why persecute we him?--seeing the root of the matter is found in me. Be
+ye afraid of the sword; for wrath bringeth the punishment of the sword,
+that ye may know there is a judgment."
+
+Can anything be understood by those words, other than his hope of being
+cured? The immortality of the soul, and the resurrection of the body at
+the last day, are truths so indubitably announced in the New Testament,
+and so clearly proved by the fathers and the councils, that there is no
+need to attribute the first knowledge of them to an Arab. These great
+mysteries are not explained in any passage of the Hebrew Pentateuch; how
+then can they be explained in a single verse of Job and that in so
+obscure a manner? Calmet has no better reason for seeing in the words of
+Job the immortality of the soul, and the general resurrection, than he
+would have for discovering a disgraceful disease in the malady with
+which he was afflicted. Neither physics nor logic take the part of this
+commentator.
+
+As for this allegorical Book of Job: it being manifestly Arabian, we are
+at liberty to say that it has neither justness, method, nor precision.
+Yet it is perhaps the most ancient book that has been written, and the
+most valuable monument that has been found on this side the Euphrates.
+
+
+
+
+ARARAT.
+
+
+This is a mountain of Armenia, on which the ark rested. The question has
+long been agitated, whether the deluge was universal--whether it
+inundated the whole earth without exception, or only the portion of the
+earth which was then known. Those who have thought that it extended only
+to the tribes then existing, have founded their opinion on the inutility
+of flooding unpeopled lands, which reason seems very plausible. As for
+us, we abide by the Scripture text, without pretending to explain it.
+But we shall take greater liberty with Berosus, an ancient Chaldaean
+writer, of whom there are fragments preserved by Abydenus, quoted by
+Eusebius, and repeated word for word by George Syncellus. From these
+fragments we find that the Orientals of the borders of the Euxine, in
+ancient times, made Armenia the abode of their gods. In this they were
+imitated by the Greeks, who placed their deities on Mount Olympus. Men
+have always confounded human with divine things. Princes built their
+citadels on mountains; therefore they were also made the dwelling place
+of the gods, and became sacred. The summit of Mount Ararat is concealed
+by mists; therefore the gods hid themselves in those mists, sometimes
+vouchsafing to appear to mortals in fine weather.
+
+A god of that country, believed to have been Saturn, appeared one day to
+Xixuter, tenth king of Chaldaea, according to the computation of
+Africanus, Abydenus, and Apollodorus, and said to him:
+
+"On the fifteenth day of the month Oesi, mankind shall be destroyed by a
+deluge. Shut up close all your writings in Sipara, the city of the sun,
+that the memory of things may not be lost. Build a vessel; enter it with
+your relatives and friends; take with you birds and beasts; stock it
+with provisions, and, when you are asked, 'Whither are you going in that
+vessel?' answer, 'To the gods, to beg their favor for mankind.'"
+
+Xixuter built his vessel, which was two stadii wide, and five long; that
+it, its width was two hundred and fifty geometrical paces, and its
+length six hundred and twenty-five. This ship, which was to go upon the
+Black Sea, was a slow sailer. The flood came. When it had ceased Xixuter
+let some of his birds fly out, but, finding nothing to eat, they
+returned to the vessel. A few days afterwards he again set some of his
+birds at liberty, and they returned with mud in their claws. At last
+they went and returned no more. Xixuter did likewise: he quitted his
+ship, which had perched upon a mountain of Armenia, and he was seen no
+more; the gods took him away.
+
+There is probably something historic in this fable. The Euxine
+overflowed its banks, and inundated some portions of territory, and the
+king of Chaldaea hastened to repair the damage. We have in Rabelais tales
+no less ridiculous, founded on some small portion of truth. The ancient
+historians are, for the most part, serious Rabelais.
+
+As for Mount Ararat, it has been asserted that it was one of the
+mountains of Phrygia, and that it was called by a name answering that of
+ark, because it was enclosed by three rivers.
+
+There are thirty opinions respecting this mountain. How shall we
+distinguish the true one? That which the monks now call Ararat, was,
+they say, one of the limits of the terrestrial paradise--a paradise of
+which we find but few traces. It is a collection of rocks and
+precipices, covered with eternal snows. Tournefort went thither by order
+of Louis XIV. to seek for plants. He says that the whole neighborhood is
+horrible, and the mountain itself still more so; that he found snow four
+feet thick, and quite crystallized, and that there are perpendicular
+precipices on every side.
+
+The Dutch traveller, John Struys, pretends that he went thither also. He
+tells us that he ascended to the very top, to cure a hermit afflicted
+with a rupture.
+
+"His hermitage," says he, "was so distant from the earth that we did not
+reach it until the close of the seventh day, though each day we went
+five leagues." If, in this journey, he was constantly ascending, this
+Mount Ararat must be thirty-five leagues high. In the time of the
+Giants' war, a few Ararats piled one upon another would have made the
+ascent to the moon quite easy. John Struys, moreover, assures us that
+the hermit whom he cured presented him with a cross made of the wood of
+Noah's ark. Tournefort had not this advantage.
+
+
+
+
+ARIANISM.
+
+
+The great theological disputes, for twelve hundred years, were all
+Greek. What would Homer, Sophocles, Demosthenes, Archimedes, have said,
+had they witnessed the subtle cavillings which have cost so much blood.
+
+Arius has, even at this day, the honor of being regarded as the inventor
+of his opinion, as Calvin is considered to have been the founder of
+Calvinism. The pride in being the head of a sect is the second of this
+world's vanities; for that of conquest is said to be the first. However,
+it is certain that neither Arius nor Calvin is entitled to the
+melancholy glory of invention. The quarrel about the Trinity existed
+long before Arius took part in it, in the disputatious town of
+Alexandria, where it had been beyond the power of Euclid to make men
+think calmly and justly. There never was a people more frivolous than
+the Alexandrians; in this respect they far exceeded even the Parisians.
+
+There must already have been warm disputes about the Trinity; since the
+patriarch, who composed the "Alexandrian Chronicle," preserved at
+Oxford, assures us that the party embraced by Arius was supported by two
+thousand priests.
+
+We will here, for the reader's convenience, give what is said of Arius
+in a small book which every one may not have at hand: Here is an
+incomprehensible question, which, for more than sixteen hundred years,
+has furnished exercise for curiosity, for sophistic subtlety, for
+animosity, for the spirit of cabal, for the fury of dominion, for the
+rage of persecution, for blind and sanguinary fanaticism, for barbarous
+credulity, and which has produced more horrors than the ambition of
+princes, which ambition has occasioned very many. Is Jesus the Word? If
+He be the Word, did He emanate from God in time or before time? If He
+emanated from God, is He coeternal and consubstantial with Him, or is He
+of a similar substance? Is He distinct from Him, or is He not? Is He
+made or begotten? Can He beget in his turn? Has He paternity? or
+productive virtue without paternity? Is the Holy Ghost made? or
+begotten? or produced? or proceeding from the Father? or proceeding from
+the Son? or proceeding from both? Can He beget? can He produce? is His
+hypostasis consubstantial with the hypostasis of the Father and the Son?
+and how is it that, having the same nature--the same essence as the
+Father and the Son, He cannot do the same things done by these persons
+who are Himself?
+
+These questions, so far above reason, certainly needed the decision of
+an infallible church. The Christians sophisticated, cavilled, hated, and
+excommunicated one another, for some of these dogmas inaccessible to
+human intellect, before the time of Arius and Athanasius. The Egyptian
+Greeks were remarkably clever; they would split a hair into four, but on
+this occasion they split it only into three. Alexandros, bishop of
+Alexandria, thought proper to preach that God, being necessarily
+individual--single--a monad in the strictest sense of the word, this
+monad is triune.
+
+The priest Arius, whom we call Arius, was quite scandalized by
+Alexandros's monad, and explained the thing in quite a different way. He
+cavilled in part like the priest Sabellius, who had cavilled like the
+Phrygian Praxeas, who was a great caviller. Alexandros quickly assembled
+a small council of those of his own opinion, and excommunicated his
+priest. Eusebius, bishop of Nicomedia, took the part of Arius. Thus the
+whole Church was in a flame.
+
+The Emperor Constantine was a villain; I confess it--a parricide, who
+had smothered his wife in a bath, cut his son's throat, assassinated his
+father-in-law, his brother-in-law, and his nephew; I cannot deny it--a
+man puffed up with pride and immersed in pleasure; granted--a detestable
+tyrant, like his children; _transeat_--but he was a man of sense. He
+would not have obtained the empire, and subdued all his rivals, had he
+not reasoned justly.
+
+When he saw the flames of civil war lighted among the scholastic brains,
+he sent the celebrated Bishop Osius with dissuasive letters to the two
+belligerent parties. "You are great fools," he expressly tells them in
+this letter, "to quarrel about things which you do not understand. It is
+unworthy the gravity of your ministry to make so much noise about so
+trifling a matter."
+
+By "so trifling a matter," Constantine meant not what regards the
+Divinity, but the incomprehensible manner in which they were striving to
+explain the nature of the Divinity. The Arabian patriarch, who wrote the
+history of the Church of Alexandria, makes Osius, on presenting the
+emperor's letter, speak in nearly the following words:
+
+"My brethren, Christianity is just beginning to enjoy the blessings of
+peace, and you would plunge it into eternal discord. The emperor has but
+too much reason to tell you that you quarrel about a very trifling
+matter. Certainly, had the object of the dispute been essential, Jesus
+Christ, whom we all acknowledge as our legislator, would have mentioned
+it. God would not have sent His Son on earth, to return without teaching
+us our catechism. Whatever He has not expressly told us is the work of
+men and error is their portion. Jesus has commanded you to love one
+another, and you begin by hating one another and stirring up discord in
+the empire. Pride alone has given birth to these disputes, and Jesus,
+your Master, has commanded you to be humble. Not one among you can know
+whether Jesus is made or begotten. And in what does His nature concern
+you, provided your own is to be just and reasonable? What has the vain
+science of words to do with the morality which should guide your
+actions? You cloud our doctrines with mysteries--you, who were designed
+to strengthen religion by your virtues. Would you leave the Christian
+religion a mass of sophistry? Did Christ come for this? Cease to
+dispute, humble yourselves, edify one another, clothe the naked, feed
+the hungry, and pacify the quarrels of families, instead of giving
+scandal to the whole empire by your dissensions."
+
+But Osius addressed an obstinate audience. The Council of Nice was
+assembled and the Roman Empire was torn by a spiritual civil war. This
+war brought on others and mutual persecution has continued from age to
+age, unto this day.
+
+The melancholy part of the affair was that as soon as the council was
+ended the persecution began; but Constantine, when he opened it, did not
+yet know how he should act, nor upon whom the persecution should fall.
+He was not a Christian, though he was at the head of the Christians.
+Baptism alone then constituted Christianity, and he had not been
+baptized; he had even rebuilt the Temple of Concord at Rome. It was,
+doubtless, perfectly indifferent to him whether Alexander of Alexandria,
+or Eusebius of Nicomedia, and the priest Arius, were right or wrong; it
+is quite evident, from the letter given above, that he had a profound
+contempt for the dispute.
+
+But there happened that which always happens and always will happen in
+every court. The enemies of those who were afterwards named Arians
+accused Eusebius of Nicomedia of having formerly taken part with
+Licinius against the emperor. "_I_ have proofs of it," said Constantine
+in his letter to the Church of Nicomedia, "from the priests and deacons
+in his train whom I have taken," etc.
+
+Thus, from the time of the first great council, intrigue, cabal, and
+persecution were established, together with the tenets of the Church,
+without the power to derogate from their sanctity. Constantine gave the
+chapels of those who did not believe in the consubstantiality to those
+who did believe in it; confiscated the property of the dissenters to his
+own profit, and used his despotic power to exile Arius and his
+partisans, who were not then the strongest. It has even been said that
+of his own private authority he condemned to death whosoever should not
+burn the writings of Arius; but this is not true. Constantine, prodigal
+as he was of human blood, did not carry his cruelty to so mad and absurd
+an excess as to order his executioners to assassinate the man who should
+keep an heretical book, while he suffered the heresiarch to live.
+
+At court everything soon changes. Several non-consubstantial bishops,
+with some of the eunuchs and the women, spoke in favor of Arius, and
+obtained the reversal of the _lettre de cachet_. The same thing has
+repeatedly happened in our modern courts on similar occasions.
+
+The celebrated Eusebius, bishop of Caesarea, known by his writings, which
+evince no great discernment, strongly accused Eustatius, bishop of
+Antioch, of being a Sabellian; and Eustatius accused Eusebius of being
+an Arian. A council was assembled at Antioch; Eusebius gained his cause;
+Eustatius was displaced; and the See of Antioch was offered to Eusebius,
+who would not accept it; the two parties armed against each other, and
+this was the prelude to controversial warfare. Constantine, who had
+banished Arius for not believing in the consubstantial Son, now banished
+Eustatius for believing in Him; nor are such revolutions uncommon.
+
+St. Athanasius was then bishop of Alexandria. He would not admit Arius,
+whom the emperor had sent thither, into the town, saying that "Arius was
+excommunicated; that an excommunicated man ought no longer to have
+either home or country; that he could neither eat nor sleep anywhere;
+and that it was better to obey God than man." A new council was
+forthwith held at Tyre, and new _lettres de cachet_ were issued.
+Athanasius was removed by the Tyrian fathers and banished to Treves.
+Thus Arius, and Athanasius, his greatest enemy, were condemned in turn
+by a man who was not yet a Christian:
+
+The two factions alike employed artifice, fraud, and calumny, according
+to the old and eternal usage. Constantine left them to dispute and
+cabal, for he had other occupations. It was at that time that this _good
+prince_ assassinated his son, his wife, and his nephew, the young
+Licinius, the hope of the empire, who was not yet twelve years old.
+
+Under Constantine, Arius' party was constantly victorious. The opposite
+party has unblushingly written that one day St. Macarius, one of the
+most ardent followers of Athanasius, knowing that Arius was on the way
+to the cathedral of Constantinople, followed by several of his brethren,
+prayed so ardently to God to confound this heresiarch that God could not
+resist the prayer; and immediately all Arius' bowels passed through his
+fundament--which is impossible. But at length Arius died.
+
+Constantine followed him a year afterwards, and it is said he died of
+leprosy. Julian, in his "Caesars," says that baptism, which this emperor
+received a few hours before his death, cured no one of this distemper.
+
+As his children reigned after him the flattery of the Roman people, who
+had long been slaves, was carried to such an excess that those of the
+old religion made him a god, and those of the new made him a saint. His
+feast was long kept, together with that of his mother.
+
+After his death, the troubles caused by the single word "consubstantial"
+agitated the empire with renewed violence. Constantius, son and
+successor to Constantine, imitated all his father's cruelties, and,
+like him, held councils--which councils anathematized one another.
+Athanasius went over all Europe and Asia to support his party, but the
+Eusebians overwhelmed him. Banishment, imprisonment, tumult, murder, and
+assassination signalized the close of the reign of Constantius. Julian,
+the Church's mortal enemy, did his utmost to restore peace to the
+Church, but was unsuccessful. Jovian, and after him Valentinian, gave
+entire liberty of conscience, but the two parties accepted it only as
+the liberty to exercise their hatred and their fury.
+
+Theodosius declared for the Council of Nice, but the Empress Justina,
+who reigned in Italy, Illyria, and Africa, as guardian of the young
+Valentinian, proscribed the great Council of Nice; and soon after the
+Goths, Vandals, and Burgundians, who spread themselves over so many
+provinces, finding Arianism established in them, embraced it in order to
+govern the conquered nations by the religion of those nations.
+
+But the Nicaean faith having been received by the Gauls, their conqueror,
+Clovis, followed that communion for the very same reason that the other
+barbarians had professed the faith of Arius.
+
+In Italy, the great Theodoric kept peace between the two parties, and at
+last the Nicaean formula prevailed in the east and in the west. Arianism
+reappeared about the middle of the sixteenth century, favored by the
+religious disputes which then divided Europe; and it reappeared, armed
+with new strength and a still greater incredulity. Forty gentlemen of
+Vicenza formed an academy, in which such tenets only were established as
+appeared necessary to make men Christians. Jesus was acknowledged as the
+Word, as Saviour, and as Judge; but His divinity, His consubstantiality,
+and even the Trinity, were denied.
+
+Of these dogmatizers, the principal were Laelius Socinus, Ochin, Pazuta,
+and Gentilis, who were joined by Servetus. The unfortunate dispute of
+the latter with Calvin is well known; they carried on for some time an
+interchange of abuse by letter. Servetus was so imprudent as to pass
+through Geneva, on his way to Germany. Calvin was cowardly enough to
+have him arrested, and barbarous enough to have him condemned to be
+roasted by a slow fire--the same punishment which Calvin himself had
+narrowly escaped in France. Nearly all the theologians of that time were
+by turns persecuting and persecuted, executioners and victims.
+
+The same Calvin solicited the death of Gentilis at Geneva. He found five
+advocates to subscribe that Gentilis deserved to perish in the flames.
+Such horrors were worthy of that abominable age. Gentilis was put in
+prison, and was on the point of being burned like Servetus, but he was
+better advised than the Spaniard; he retracted, bestowed the most
+ridiculous praises on Calvin, and was saved. But he had afterwards the
+ill fortune, through not having made terms with a bailiff of the canton
+of Berne, to be arrested as an Arian. There were witnesses who deposed
+that he had said that the words _trinity, essence, hypostasis_ were not
+to be found in the Scriptures, and on this deposition the judges, who
+were as ignorant of the meaning of _hypostasis_ as himself, condemned
+him, without at all arguing the question, to lose his head.
+
+Faustus Socinus, nephew to Laelius Socinus, and his companions were more
+fortunate in Germany. They penetrated into Silesia and Poland, founded
+churches there, wrote, preached, and were successful, but at length,
+their religion being divested of almost every mystery, and a
+philosophical and peaceful, rather than a militant sect, they were
+abandoned; and the Jesuits, who had more influence, persecuted and
+dispersed them.
+
+The remains of this sect in Poland, Germany, and Holland keep quiet and
+concealed; but in England the sect has reappeared with greater strength
+and eclat. The great Newton and Locke embraced it. Samuel Clarke, the
+celebrated rector of St. James, and author of an excellent book on the
+existence of God, openly declared himself an Arian, and his disciples
+are very numerous. He would never attend his parish church on the day
+when the Athanasian Creed was recited. In the course of this work will
+be seen the subtleties which all these obstinate persons, who were not
+so much Christians as philosophers, opposed to the purity of the
+Catholic faith.
+
+Although among the theologians of London there was a large flock of
+Arians, the public mind there has been more occupied by the great
+mathematical truths discovered by Newton, and the metaphysical wisdom of
+Locke. Disputes on consubstantiality appear very dull to philosophers.
+The same thing happened to Newton in England as to Corneille in France,
+whose _"Pertharite,"_ "_Theodore,_" and _"Recueil de Vers"_ were
+forgotten, while _"Cinna"_ was alone thought of. Newton was looked upon
+as God's interpreter, in the calculation of fluxions, the laws of
+gravitation, and the nature of light. On his death, his pall was borne
+by the peers and the chancellor of the realm, and his remains were laid
+near the tombs of the kings--than whom he is more revered. Servetus, who
+is said to have discovered the circulation of the blood, was roasted by
+a slow fire, in a little town of the Allobroges, ruled by a theologian
+of Picardy.
+
+
+
+
+ARISTEAS.
+
+
+Shall men forever be deceived in the most indifferent as well as the
+most serious things? A pretended Aristeas would make us believe that he
+had the Old Testament translated into Greek for the use of Ptolemy
+Philadelphus--just as the Duke de Montausier had commentaries written on
+the best Latin authors for the dauphin, who made no use of them.
+
+According to this Aristeas, Ptolemy, burning with desire to be
+acquainted with the Jewish books, and to know those laws which the
+meanest Jew in Alexandria could have translated for fifty crowns,
+determined to send a solemn embassy to the high-priest of the Jews of
+Jerusalem; to deliver a hundred and twenty thousand Jewish slaves, whom
+his father, Ptolemy Soter, had made prisoners in Judaea, and in order to
+assist them in performing the journey agreeably, to give them about
+forty crowns each of our money--amounting in the whole to fourteen
+millions four hundred thousand of our livres, or about five hundred and
+seventy-six thousand pounds.
+
+Ptolemy did not content himself with this unheard-of liberality. He sent
+to the temple a large table of massive gold, enriched all over with
+precious stones, and had engraved upon it a chart of the Meander, a
+river of Phrygia, the course of which river was marked with rubies and
+emeralds. It is obvious how charming such a chart of the Meander must
+have been to the Jews. This table was loaded with two immense golden
+vases, still more richly worked. He also gave thirty other golden and an
+infinite number of silver vases. Never was a book so dearly paid for;
+the whole Vatican library might be had for a less amount.
+
+Eleazar, the pretended high-priest of Jerusalem, sent ambassadors in his
+turn, who presented only a letter written upon fine vellum in characters
+of gold. It was an act worthy of the Jews, to give a bit of parchment
+for about thirty millions of livres. Ptolemy was so much delighted with
+Eleazar's style that he shed tears of joy.
+
+The ambassador dined with the king and the chief priests of Egypt. When
+grace was to be said, the Egyptians yielded the honor to the Jews. With
+these ambassadors came seventy-two interpreters, six from each of the
+twelve tribes, who had all learned Greek perfectly at Jerusalem. It is
+really a pity that of these twelve tribes ten were entirely lost, and
+had disappeared from the face of the earth so many ages before; but
+Eleazar, the high-priest, found them again, on purpose to send
+translators to Ptolemy.
+
+The seventy-two interpreters were shut up in the island of Pharos. Each
+of them completed his translation in seventy-two days, and all the
+translations were found to be word for word alike. This is called the
+Septuagint or translation of the seventy, though it should have been
+called the translation of the seventy-two.
+
+As soon as the king had received these books he worshipped them--he was
+so good a Jew. Each interpreter received three talents of gold, and
+there were sent to the high-sacrificer--in return for his parchment--ten
+couches of silver, a crown of gold, censers and cups of gold, a vase of
+thirty talents of silver--that is, of the weight of about sixty thousand
+crowns--with ten purple robes, and a hundred pieces of the finest linen.
+
+Nearly all this fine story is faithfully repeated by the historian
+Josephus, who never exaggerates anything. St. Justin improves upon
+Josephus. He says that Ptolemy applied to King Herod, and not to the
+high-priest Eleazar. He makes Ptolemy send two ambassadors to
+Herod--which adds much to the marvellousness of the tale, for we know
+that Herod was not born until long after the reign of Ptolemy
+Philadelphus.
+
+It is needless to point out the profusion of anachronisms in these and
+all such romances, or the swarm of contradictions and enormous blunders
+into which the Jewish author falls in every sentence; yet this fable was
+regarded for ages as an incontestable truth; and, the better to exercise
+the credulity of the human mind, every writer who repeated it added or
+retrenched in his own way, so that, to believe it all, it was necessary
+to believe it in a hundred different ways. Some smile at these
+absurdities which whole nations have swallowed, while others sigh over
+the imposture. The infinite diversity of these falsehoods multiplies the
+followers of Democritus and Heraclitus.
+
+
+
+
+ARISTOTLE.
+
+
+It is not to be believed that Alexander's preceptor, chosen by Philip,
+was wrong-headed and pedantic. Philip was assuredly a judge, being
+himself well informed, and the rival of Demosthenes in eloquence.
+
+_Aristotle's Logic._
+
+Aristotle's logic--his art of reasoning--is so much the more to be
+esteemed as he had to deal with the Greeks, who were continually holding
+captious arguments, from which fault his master Plato was even less
+exempt than others.
+
+Take, for example, the article by which, in the _"Phaedon"_ Plato proves
+the immortality of the soul:
+
+"Do you not say that death is the opposite of life? Yes. And that they
+spring from each other? Yes. What, then, is it that springs from the
+living? The dead. And what from the dead? The living. It is, then, from
+the dead that all living creatures arise. Consequently, souls exist
+after death in the infernal regions."
+
+Sure and unerring rules were wanted to unravel this extraordinary
+nonsense, which, through Plato's reputation, fascinated the minds of
+men. It was necessary to show that Plato gave a loose meaning to all his
+words.
+
+Death does not spring from life, but the living man ceases to live. The
+living springs not from the dead, but from a living man who subsequently
+dies. Consequently, the conclusion that all living things spring from
+dead ones is ridiculous.
+
+From this conclusion you draw another, which is no way included in the
+premises, that souls are in the infernal regions after death. It should
+first have been proved that dead bodies are in the infernal regions, and
+that the souls accompany them.
+
+There is not a correct word in your argument. You should have said--That
+which thinks has no parts; that which has no parts is indestructible:
+therefore, the thinking faculty in us, having no parts, is
+indestructible. Or--the body dies because it is divisible; the soul is
+indivisible; therefore it does not die. Then you would at least have
+been understood.
+
+It is the same with all the captious reasonings of the Greeks. A master
+taught rhetoric to his disciple on condition that he should pay him
+after the first cause that he gained. The disciple intended never to pay
+him. He commenced an action against his master, saying: "I will never
+pay you anything, for, if I lose my cause I was not to pay you until I
+had gained it, and if I gain it my demand is that I may not pay you."
+
+The master retorted, saying: "If you lose you must pay; if you gain you
+must also pay; for our bargain is that you shall pay me after the first
+cause that you have gained."
+
+It is evident that all this turns on an ambiguity. Aristotle teaches how
+to remove it, by putting the necessary terms in the argument:
+
+A sum is not due until the day appointed for its payment. The day
+appointed is that when a cause shall have been gained. No cause has yet
+been gained. Therefore the day appointed has not yet arrived. Therefore
+the disciple does not yet owe anything.
+
+But _not yet_ does not mean _never_. So that the disciple instituted a
+ridiculous action. The master, too, had no right to demand anything,
+since the day appointed had not arrived. He must wait until the disciple
+had pleaded some other cause.
+
+Suppose a conquering people were to stipulate that they would restore to
+the conquered only one-half of their ships; then, having sawed them in
+two, and having thus given back the exact half, were to pretend that
+they had fulfilled the treaty. It is evident that this would be a very
+criminal equivocation.
+
+Aristotle did, then, render a great service to mankind by preventing all
+ambiguity; for this it is which causes all misunderstandings in
+philosophy, in theology, and in public affairs. The pretext for the
+unfortunate war of 1756 was an equivocation respecting Acadia.
+
+It is true that natural good sense, combined with the habit of
+reasoning, may dispense with Aristotle's rules. A man who has a good ear
+and voice may sing well without musical rules, but it is better to know
+them.
+
+_His Physics._
+
+They are but little understood, but it is more than probable that
+Aristotle understood himself, and was understood in his own time. We are
+strangers to the language of the Greeks; we do not attach to the same
+words the same ideas.
+
+For instance, when he says, in his seventh chapter, that the principles
+of bodies are matter, privation, and form, he seems to talk egregious
+nonsense; but such is not the case. Matter, with him, is the first
+principle of everything--the subject of everything--indifferent to
+everything. Form is essential to its becoming any certain thing.
+Privation is that which distinguishes any being from all those things
+which are not in it. Matter may, indifferently, become a rose or an
+apple; but, when it is an apple or a rose it is deprived of all that
+would make it silver or lead. Perhaps this truth was not worth the
+trouble of repeating; but we have nothing here but what is quite
+intelligible, and nothing at all impertinent.
+
+The "act of that which is in power" also seems a ridiculous phrase,
+though it is no more so than the one just noticed. Matter may become
+whatever you will--fire, earth, water, vapor, metal, mineral, animal,
+tree, flower. This is all that is meant by the expression, _act in
+power_. So that there was nothing ridiculous to the Greeks in saying
+that motion was an act of power, since matter may be moved; and it is
+very likely that Aristotle understood thereby that motion was not
+essential to matter.
+
+Aristotle's physics must necessarily have been very bad in detail. This
+was common to all philosophers until the time when the Galileos, the
+Torricellis, the Guerickes, the Drebels, and the Academy del Cimento
+began to make experiments. Natural philosophy is a mine which cannot be
+explored without instruments that were unknown to the ancients. They
+remained on the brink of the abyss, and reasoned upon without seeing its
+contents.
+
+_Aristotle's Treatise on Animals._
+
+His researches relative to animals formed, on the contrary, the best
+book of antiquity, because here Aristotle made use of his eyes.
+Alexander furnished him with all the rare animals of Europe, Asia, and
+Africa. This was one fruit of his conquests. In this way that hero spent
+immense sums, which at this day would terrify all the guardians of the
+royal treasury, and which should immortalize Alexander's glory, of which
+we have already spoken.
+
+At the present day a hero, when he has the misfortune to make war, can
+scarcely give any encouragement to the sciences; he must borrow money of
+a Jew, and consult other Jews in order to make the substance of his
+subjects flow into his coffer of the Danaides, whence it escapes through
+a thousand openings. Alexander sent to Aristotle elephants,
+rhinoceroses, tigers, lions, crocodiles, gazelles, eagles, ostriches,
+etc.; and we, when by chance a rare animal is brought to our fairs, go
+and admire it for sixpence, and it dies before we know anything about
+it.
+
+_Of the Eternal World._
+
+Aristotle expressly maintains, in his book on heaven, chap, xi., that
+the world is eternal. This was the opinion of all antiquity, excepting
+the Epicureans. He admitted a God--a first mover--and defined Him to be
+"one, eternal, immovable, indivisible, without qualities."
+
+He must, therefore, have regarded the world as emanating from God, as
+the light emanates from the sun, and is co-existent with it. About the
+celestial spheres he was as ignorant as all the rest of the
+philosophers. Copernicus was not yet come.
+
+_His Metaphysics._
+
+God being the first mover, He gives motion to the soul. But what is God,
+and what is the soul, according to him? The soul is an _entelechia_. "It
+is," says he, "a principle and an act--a nourishing, feeling, and
+reasoning power." This can only mean that we have the faculties of
+nourishing ourselves, of feeling, and of reasoning. The Greeks no more
+knew what an _entelechia_ was than do the South Sea islanders; nor have
+our doctors any more knowledge of what a soul is.
+
+_His Morals._
+
+Aristotle's morals, like all others, are good, for there are not two
+systems of morality. Those of Confucius, of Zoroaster, of Pythagoras, of
+Aristotle, of Epictetus, of Antoninus, are absolutely the same. God has
+placed in every breast the knowledge of good, with some inclination for
+evil.
+
+Aristotle says that to be virtuous three things are necessary--nature,
+reason, and habit; and nothing is more true. Without a good disposition,
+virtue is too difficult; reason strengthens it; and habit renders good
+actions as familiar as a daily exercise to which one is accustomed.
+
+He enumerates all the virtues, and does not fail to place friendship
+among them. He distinguishes friendship between equals, between
+relatives, between guests, and between lovers. Friendship springing from
+the rights of hospitality is no longer known among us. That which, among
+the ancients, was the sacred bond of society is, with us, nothing but an
+innkeeper's reckoning; and as for lovers, it is very rarely nowadays
+that virtue has anything to do with love. We think we owe nothing to a
+woman to whom we have a thousand times promised everything.
+
+It is a melancholy reflection that our first thinkers have never ranked
+friendship among the virtues--have rarely recommended friendship; but,
+on the contrary, have often seemed to breathe enmity, like tyrants, who
+dread all associations.
+
+It is, moreover, with very good reason that Aristotle places all the
+virtues between the two extremes. He was, perhaps, the first who
+assigned them this place. He expressly says that piety is the medium
+between atheism and superstition.
+
+_His Rhetoric._
+
+It was probably his rules for rhetoric and poetry that Cicero and
+Quintilian had in view. Cicero, in his "Orator" says that "no one had
+more science, sagacity, invention, or judgment." Quintilian goes so far
+as to praise, not only the extent of his knowledge, but also the suavity
+of his elocution--_suavitatem eloquendi._
+
+Aristotle would have an orator well informed respecting laws, finances,
+treaties, fortresses, garrisons, provisions, and merchandise. The
+orators in the parliaments of England, the diets of Poland, the states
+of Sweden, the _pregadi_ of Venice, etc., would not find these lessons
+of Aristotle unprofitable; to other nations, perhaps, they would be so.
+He would have his orator know the passions and manners of men, and the
+humors of every condition.
+
+I think there is not a single nicety of the art which has escaped him.
+He particularly commends the citing of instances where public affairs
+are spoken of; nothing has so great an effect on the minds of men.
+
+What he says on this subject proves that he wrote his "Rhetoric" long
+before Alexander was appointed captain-general of the Greeks against the
+great king.
+
+"If," says he, "any one had to prove to the Greeks that it is to their
+interest to oppose the enterprises of the king of Persia, and to prevent
+him from making himself master of Egypt, he should first remind them
+that Darius Ochus would not attack Greece until Egypt was in his power;
+he should remark that Xerxes had pursued the same course; he should add
+that it was not to be doubted that Darius Codomannus would do the same;
+and that, therefore, they must not suffer him to take possession of
+Egypt."
+
+He even permits, in speeches delivered to great assemblies, the
+introduction of parables and fables; they always strike the multitude.
+He relates some ingenious ones, which are of the highest antiquity, as
+the horse that implored the assistance of man to avenge himself on the
+stag, and became a slave through having sought a protector.
+
+It may be remarked that, in the second book, where he treats of arguing
+from the greater to the less, he gives an example which plainly shows
+what was the opinion of Greece, and probably of Asia, respecting the
+extent of the power of the gods.
+
+"If," says he, "it be true that the gods themselves, enlightened as they
+are, cannot know everything, much less can men." This passage clearly
+proves that omniscience was not then attributed to the Divinity. It was
+conceived that the gods could not know what was not; the future was not,
+therefore it seemed impossible that they should know it. This is the
+opinion of the Socinians at the present day.
+
+But to return to Aristotle's "Rhetoric." What I shall chiefly remark on
+in his book on elocution and diction is the good sense with which he
+condemns those who would be poets in prose. He would have pathos, but he
+banishes bombast, and proscribes useless epithets. Indeed, Demosthenes
+and Cicero, who followed his precepts, never affected the poetic style
+in their speeches. "The style," says Aristotle, "must always be
+conformable to the subject."
+
+Nothing can be more misplaced than to speak of physics poetically, and
+lavish figure and ornament where there should be only method, clearness,
+and truth. It is the quackery of a man who would pass off false systems
+under cover of an empty noise of words. Weak minds are caught by the
+bait, and strong minds disdain it.
+
+Among us the funeral oration has taken possession of the poetic style in
+prose; but this branch of oratory, consisting almost entirely of
+exaggeration, seems privileged to borrow the ornaments of poetry.
+
+The writers of romances have sometimes taken this licence. La Calprenede
+was, I think, the first who thus transposed the limits of the arts, and
+abused this facility. The author of "Telemachus" was pardoned through
+consideration for Homer, whom he imitated, though he could not make
+verses, and still more in consideration of his morality, in which he
+infinitely surpasses Homer, who has none at all. But he owed his
+popularity chiefly to the criticism on the pride of Louis XIV. and the
+harshness of Louvois, which, it was thought, were discoverable in
+"Telemachus."
+
+Be this as it may, nothing can be a better proof of Aristotle's good
+sense and good taste than his having assigned to everything its proper
+place.
+
+_Aristotle on Poetry._
+
+Where, in our modern nations, shall we find a natural philosopher, a
+geometrician, a metaphysician, or even a moralist who has spoken well on
+the subject of poetry? They teem with the names of Homer, Virgil,
+Sophocles, Ariosto, Tasso, and so many others who have charmed the world
+by the harmonious productions of their genius, but they feel not their
+beauties; or if they feel them they would annihilate them.
+
+How ridiculous is it in Pascal to say: "As we say poetical beauty, we
+should likewise say geometrical beauty, and medicinal beauty. Yet we do
+not say so, and the reason is that we well know what is the object of
+geometry, and what is the object of medicine, but we do not know in what
+the peculiar charm--which is the object of poetry--consists. We know not
+what that natural model is which must be imitated; and for want of this
+knowledge we have invented certain fantastic terms, as age of gold,
+wonder of the age, fatal wreath, fair star, etc. And this jargon we call
+poetic beauty."
+
+The pitifulness of this passage is sufficiently obvious. We know that
+there is nothing beautiful in a medicine, nor in the properties of a
+triangle; and that we apply the term "beautiful" only to that which
+raises admiration in our minds and gives pleasure to our senses. Thus
+reasons Aristotle; and Pascal here reasons very ill. Fatal wreath, fair
+star, have never been poetic beauties. If he wished to know what is
+poetic beauty, he had only to read.
+
+Nicole wrote against the stage, about which he had not a single idea;
+and was seconded by one Dubois, who was as ignorant of the _belles
+lettres_ as himself.
+
+Even Montesquieu, in his amusing "Persian Letters," has the petty vanity
+to think that Homer and Virgil are nothing in comparison with one who
+imitates with spirit and success Dufrenoy's _"Siamois,"_ and fills his
+book with bold assertions, without which it would not have been read.
+"What," says he, "are epic poems? I know them not. I despise the lyric
+as much as I esteem the tragic poets." He should not, however, have
+despised Pindar and Horace quite so much. Aristotle did not despise
+Pindar.
+
+Descartes did, it is true, write for Queen Christina a little
+_divertissement_ in verse, which was quite worthy of his _matiere
+cannelee_.
+
+Malebranche could not distinguish Corneille's _"Qu'il mourut"_ from a
+line of Jodele's or Garnier's.
+
+What a man, then, was Aristotle, who traced the rules of tragedy with
+the same hand with which he had laid down those of dialectics, of
+morals, of politics, and lifted, as far as he found it possible, the
+great veil of nature!
+
+To his fourth chapter on poetry Boileau is indebted for these fine
+lines:
+
+ _Il n'est point de serpent, ni de monstre odieux_
+ _Qui, par l'art imite, ne puisse plaire aux yeux._
+ _D'un pinceau delicat l'artifice agreable_
+ _Du plus affreux object fait un objet aimable;_
+ _Ainsi, pour nous charmer, la tragedie eut pleurs_
+ _D'OEdipe tout-sanglant fit parler les douleurs._
+
+ Each horrid shape, each object of affright,
+ Nice imitation teaches to delight;
+ So does the skilful painter's pleasing art
+ Attractions to the darkest form impart;
+ So does the tragic Muse, dissolved in tears.
+ With tales of woe and sorrow charm our ears.
+
+Aristotle says: "Imitation and harmony have produced poetry. We see
+terrible animals, dead or dying men, in a picture, with
+pleasure--objects which in nature would inspire us only with fear and
+sorrow. The better they are imitated the more complete is our
+satisfaction."
+
+This fourth chapter of Aristotle's reappears almost entire in Horace and
+Boileau. The laws which he gives in the following chapters are at this
+day those of our good writers, excepting only what relates to the
+choruses and music. His idea that tragedy was instituted to purify the
+passions has been warmly combated; but if he meant, as I believe he did,
+that an incestuous love might be subdued by witnessing the misfortune of
+Phaedra, or anger be repressed by beholding the melancholy example of
+Ajax, there is no longer any difficulty.
+
+This philosopher expressly commands that there be always the heroic in
+tragedy and the ridiculous in comedy. This is a rule from which it is,
+perhaps, now becoming too customary to depart.
+
+
+
+
+ARMS--ARMIES.
+
+
+It is worthy of consideration that there have been and still are, upon
+the earth societies without armies. The Brahmins, who long governed
+nearly all the great Indian Chersonesus; the primitives, called Quakers,
+who governed Pennsylvania; some American tribes, some in the centre of
+Africa, the Samoyedes, the Laplanders, the Kamchadales, have never
+marched with colors flying to destroy their neighbors.
+
+The Brahmins were the most considerable of all these pacific nations;
+their caste, which is so ancient, which is still existing, and compared
+with which all other institutions are quite recent, is a prodigy which
+cannot be sufficiently admired. Their religion and their policy always
+concurred in abstaining from the shedding of blood, even of that of the
+meanest animal. Where such is the regime, subjugation is easy; they have
+been subjugated, but have not changed.
+
+The Pennsylvanians never had an army; they always held war in
+abhorrence.
+
+Several of the American tribes did not know what an army was until the
+Spaniards came to exterminate them all. The people on the borders of the
+Icy Sea are ignorant alike of armies, of the god of armies, of
+battalions, and of squadrons.
+
+Besides these populations, the priests and monks do not bear arms in
+any country--at least when they observe the laws of their institution.
+
+It is only among Christians that there have been religious societies
+established for the purpose of fighting--as the Knights Templars, the
+Knights of St. John, the Knights of the Teutonic Order, the Knights
+Swordbearers. These religious orders were instituted in imitation of the
+Levites, who fought like the rest of the Jewish tribes.
+
+Neither armies nor arms were the same in antiquity as at present. The
+Egyptians hardly ever had cavalry. It would have been of little use in a
+country intersected by canals, inundated during five months of the year,
+and miry during five more. The inhabitants of a great part of Asia used
+chariots of war.
+
+They are mentioned in the annals of China. Confucius says that in his
+time each governor of a province furnished to the emperor a thousand war
+chariots, each drawn by four horses. The Greeks and Trojans fought in
+chariots drawn by two horses.
+
+Cavalry and chariots were unknown to the Jews in a mountainous tract,
+where their first king, when he was elected, had nothing but she-asses.
+Thirty sons of Jair, princes of thirty cities, according to the text
+(Judges, x, 4), rode each upon an ass. Saul, afterwards king of Judah,
+had only she-asses; and the sons of David all fled upon mules when
+Absalom had slain his brother Amnon. Absalom was mounted on a mule in
+the battle which he fought against his father's troops; which proves,
+according to the Jewish historians, either that mares were beginning to
+be used in Palestine, or that they were already rich enough there to buy
+mules from the neighboring country.
+
+The Greeks made but little use of cavalry. It was chiefly with the
+Macedonian phalanx that Alexander gained the battles which laid Persia
+at his feet. It was the Roman infantry that subjugated the greater part
+of the world. At the battle of Pharsalia, Caesar had but one thousand
+horsemen.
+
+It is not known at what time the Indians and the Africans first began to
+march elephants at the head of their armies. We cannot read without
+surprise of Hannibal's elephants crossing the Alps, which were much
+harder to pass then than they are now.
+
+There have long been disputes about the disposition of the Greek and
+Roman armies, their arms, and their evolutions. Each one has given his
+plan of the battles of Zama and Pharsalia.
+
+The commentator Calmet, a Benedictine, has printed three great volumes
+of his "Dictionary of the Bible," in which, the better to explain God's
+commandments, are inserted a hundred engravings, where you see plans of
+battles and sieges in copper-plate. The God of the Jews was the God of
+armies, but Calmet was not His secretary; he cannot have known, but by
+revelation, how the armies of the Amalekites, the Moabites, the Syrians,
+and the Philistines were arranged on the days of general murder. These
+plates of carnage, designed at a venture, made his hook five or six
+louis dearer, but made it no better.
+
+It is a great question whether the Franks, whom the Jesuit Daniel calls
+French by anticipation, used bows and arrows in their armies, and
+whether they had helmets and cuirasses.
+
+Supposing that they went to combat almost naked, and armed, as they are
+said to have been, with only a small carpenter's ax, a sword, and a
+knife, we must infer that the Romans, masters of Gaul, so easily
+conquered by Clovis, had lost all their ancient valor, and that the
+Gauls were as willing to be subject to a small number of Franks as to a
+small number of Romans. Warlike accoutrements have since changed, as
+everything else changes.
+
+In the days of knights, squires, and varlets, the armed forces of
+Germany, France, Italy, England, and Spain consisted almost entirely of
+horsemen, who, as well as their horses, were covered with steel. The
+infantry performed the functions rather of pioneers than of soldiers.
+But the English always had good archers among their foot, which
+contributed, in a great measure, to their gaining almost every battle.
+
+Who would believe that armies nowadays do but make experiments in
+natural philosophy? A soldier would be much astonished if some learned
+man were to say to him:
+
+"My friend, you are a better machinist than Archimedes. Five parts of
+saltpetre, one of sulphur, and one of _carbo ligneus_ have been
+separately prepared. Your saltpetre dissolved, well filtered, well
+evaporated, well crystallized, well turned, well dried, has been
+incorporated with the yellow purified sulphur. These two ingredients,
+mixed with powdered charcoal, have, by means of a little vinegar, or
+solution of sal-ammoniac, or urine, formed large balls, which balls have
+been reduced _in pulverem pyrium_ by a mill. The effect of this mixture
+is a dilatation, which is nearly as four thousand to unity; and the lead
+in your barrel exhibits another effect, which is the product of its bulk
+multiplied by its velocity.
+
+"The first who discovered a part of this mathematical secret was a
+Benedictine named Roger Bacon. The invention was perfected, in Germany,
+in the fourteenth century, by another Benedictine named Schwartz. So
+that you owe to two monks the art of being an excellent murderer, when
+you aim well, and your powder is good.
+
+"Du Cange has in vain pretended that, in 1338, the registers of the
+_Chambre des Comptes_, at Paris, mention a bill paid for gunpowder. Do
+not believe it. It was artillery which is there spoken of--a name
+attached to ancient as well as to modern warlike machines.
+
+"Gunpowder entirely superseded the Greek fire, of which the Moors still
+made use. In fine, you are the depositary of an art, which not only
+imitates the thunder, but is also much more terrible."
+
+There is, however, nothing but truth in this speech. Two monks have, in
+reality, changed the face of the earth.
+
+Before cannon were known, the northern nations had subjugated nearly the
+whole hemisphere, and could come again, like famishing wolves, to seize
+upon the lands as their ancestors had done.
+
+In all armies, the victory, and consequently the fate of kingdoms, was
+decided by bodily strength and agility--a sort of sanguinary fury--a
+desperate struggle, man to man. Intrepid men took towns by scaling their
+walls. During the decline of the Roman Empire there was hardly more
+discipline in the armies of the North than among carnivorous beasts
+rushing on their prey.
+
+Now a single frontier fortress would suffice to stop the armies of
+Genghis or Attila. It is not long since a victorious army of Russians
+were unavailably consumed before Custrin, which is nothing more than a
+little fortress in a marsh.
+
+In battle, the weakest in body may, with well-directed artillery,
+prevail against the stoutest. At the battle of Fontenoy a few cannon
+were sufficient to compel the retreat of the whole English column,
+though it had been master of the field.
+
+The combatants no longer close. The soldier has no longer that ardor,
+that impetuosity, which is redoubled in the heat of action, when the
+fight is hand to hand. Strength, skill, and even the temper of the
+weapons, are useless. Rarely is a charge with the bayonet made in the
+course of a war, though the bayonet is the most terrible of weapons.
+
+In a plain, frequently surrounded by redoubts furnished with heavy
+artillery, two armies advance in silence, each division taking with it
+flying artillery. The first lines lire at one another and after one
+another: they are victims presented in turn to the bullets. Squadrons at
+the wings are often exposed to a cannonading while waiting for the
+general's orders. They who first tire of this manoeuvre, which gives
+no scope for the display of impetuous bravery, disperse and quit the
+field; and are rallied, if possible, a few miles off. The victorious
+enemies besiege a town, which sometimes costs them more men, money, and
+time than they would have lost by several battles. The progress made is
+rarely rapid; and at the end of five or six years, both sides, being
+equally exhausted, are compelled to make peace.
+
+Thus, at all events, the invention of artillery and the new mode of
+warfare have established among the respective powers an equality which
+secures mankind from devastations like those of former times, and
+thereby renders war less fatal in its consequences, though it is still
+prodigiously so.
+
+The Greeks in all ages, the Romans in the time of Sulla, and the other
+nations of the west and south, had no standing army; every citizen was a
+soldier, and enrolled himself in time of war. It is, at this day,
+precisely the same in Switzerland. Go through the whole country, and
+you will not find a battalion, except at the time of the reviews. If it
+goes to war, you all at once see eighty thousand men in arms.
+
+Those who usurped the supreme power after Sulla always had a permanent
+force, paid with the money of the citizens, to keep the citizens in
+subjection, much more than to subjugate other nations. The bishop of
+Rome himself keeps a small army in his pay. Who, in the time of the
+apostles, would have said that the servant of the servants of God should
+have regiments, and have them in Rome?
+
+Nothing is so much feared in England as a great standing army. The
+janissaries have raised the sultans to greatness, but they have also
+strangled them. The sultans would have avoided the rope, if instead of
+these large bodies of troops, they had established small ones.
+
+
+
+
+AROT AND MAROT.
+
+WITH A SHORT REVIEW OF THE KORAN.
+
+
+This article may serve to show how much the most learned men may be
+deceived, and to develop some useful truths. In the _"Dictionnaire
+Encyclopedique"_ there is the following passage concerning Arot and
+Marot:
+
+"These are the names of two angels, who, the impostor Mahomet said, had
+been sent from God to teach man, and to order him to abstain from
+murder, false judgments, and excesses of every kind. This false prophet
+adds that a very beautiful woman, having invited these two angels to her
+table, made them drink wine, with which being heated, they solicited her
+as lovers; that she feigned to yield to their passion, provided they
+would first teach her the words by pronouncing which they said it was
+easy to ascend to heaven; that having obtained from them what she asked,
+she would not keep her promise; and that she was then taken up into
+heaven, where, having related to God what had passed, she was changed
+into the morning star called Lucifer or Aurora, and the angels were
+severely punished. Hence it was, according to Mahomet, that God took
+occasion to forbid wine to men."
+
+It would be in vain to seek in the Koran for a single word of this
+absurd story and pretended reason for Mahomet's forbidding his followers
+the use of wine. He forbids it only in the second and fifth chapters.
+
+"They will question thee about wine and strong liquors: thou shalt
+answer, that it is a great sin. The just, who believe and do good works,
+must not be reproached with having drunk, and played at games of chance,
+before games of chance were forbidden."
+
+It is averred by all the Mahometans that their prophet forbade wine and
+liquors solely to preserve their health and prevent quarrels, in the
+burning climate of Arabia. The use of any fermented liquor soon affects
+the head, and may destroy both health and reason.
+
+The fable of Arot and Marot descending from heaven, and wanting to lie
+with an Arab woman, after drinking wine with her, is not in any
+Mahometan author. It is to be found only among the impostures which
+various Christian writers, more indiscreet than enlightened, have
+printed against the Mussulman religion, through a zeal which is not
+according to knowledge. The names of Arot and Marot are in no part of
+the Koran. It is one Sylburgius who says, in an old book which nobody
+reads, that he anathematizes the angels Arot, Marot, Safah, and Merwah.
+
+Observe, kind reader, that Safah and Merwah are two little hills near
+Mecca; so that our learned Sylburgius has taken two hills for two
+angels. Thus it was with every writer on Mahometanism among us, almost
+without exception, until the intelligent Reland gave us clear ideas of
+the Mussulman belief, and the learned Sale, after living twenty-four
+years in and about Arabia, at length enlightened us by his faithful
+translation of the Koran, and his most instructive preface.
+
+Gagnier himself, notwithstanding his Arabic professorship at Oxford, has
+been pleased to put forth a few falsehoods concerning Mahomet, as if we
+had need of lies to maintain the truth of our religion against a false
+prophet. He gives us at full length Mahomet's journey through the seven
+heavens on the mare Alborac, and even ventures to cite the fifty-third
+sura or chapter; but neither in this fifty-third sura, nor in any other,
+is there so much as an allusion to this pretended journey through the
+heavens.
+
+This strange story is related by Abulfeda, seven hundred years after
+Mahomet. It is taken, he says, from ancient manuscripts which were
+current in Mahomet's time. But it is evident that they were not
+Mahomet's; for, after his death, Abubeker gathered together all the
+leaves of the Koran, in the presence of all the chiefs of tribes, and
+nothing was inserted in the collection that did not appear to be
+authentic.
+
+Besides, the chapter concerning the journey to heaven, not only is not
+in the Koran, but is in a very different style, and is at least four
+times as long as any of the received chapters. Compare all the other
+chapters of the Koran with this, and you will find a prodigious
+difference. It begins thus:
+
+"One night, I fell asleep between the two hills of Safah and Merwah.
+That night was very dark, but so still that the dogs were not heard to
+bark, nor the cocks to crow. All at once, the angel Gabriel appeared
+before me in the form in which the Most High God created him. His skin
+was white as snow. His fair hair, admirably disposed, fell in ringlets
+over his shoulders; his forehead was clear, majestic, and serene, his
+teeth beautiful and shining, and his legs of a saffron hue; his garments
+were glittering with pearls, and with thread of pure gold. On his
+forehead was a plate of gold, on which were written two lines, brilliant
+and dazzling with light; in the first were these words, 'There is no God
+but God'; and in the second these, 'Mahomet is God's Apostle.' On
+beholding this, I remained the most astonished and confused of men. I
+observed about him seventy thousand little boxes or bags of musk and
+saffron. He had five hundred pairs of wings; and the distance from one
+wing to another was five hundred years' journey.
+
+"Thus did Gabriel appear before me. He touched me, and said, 'Arise,
+thou sleeper!' I was seized with fear and trembling, and starting up,
+said to him, 'Who art thou?' He answered, 'God have mercy upon thee! I
+am thy brother Gabriel.' 'O my dearly beloved Gabriel,' said I, 'I ask
+thy pardon; is it a revelation of something new, or is it some
+afflicting threat that thou bringest me?' 'It is something new,'
+returned he; 'rise, my dearly beloved, and tie thy mantle over thy
+shoulders; thou wilt have need of it, for thou must this night pay a
+visit to thy Lord.' So saying, Gabriel, taking my hand, raised me from
+the ground, and having mounted me on the mare Alborac, led her himself
+by the bridle."
+
+In fine, it is averred by the Mussulmans that this chapter, which has no
+authenticity, was imagined by Abu-Horairah, who is said to have been
+contemporary with the prophet. What should we say of a Turk who should
+come and insult our religion by telling us that we reckon among our
+sacred books the letters of St. Paul to Seneca, and Seneca's letters to
+St. Paul; the acts of Pilate; the life of Pilate's wife; the letters of
+the pretended King Abgarus to Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ's answer to
+the same; the story of St. Peter's challenge to Simon the magician; the
+predictions of the sibyls; the testament of the twelve patriarchs; and
+so many other books of the same kind?
+
+We should answer the Turk by saying that he was very ill informed and
+that not one of these works was regarded as authentic. The Turk will
+make the same answer to us, when to confound him we reproach him with
+Mahomet's journey to the seven heavens. He will tell us that this is
+nothing more than a pious fraud of latter times, and that this journey
+is not in the Koran. Assuredly I am not here comparing truth with
+error--Christianity with Mahometanism--the Gospel with the Koran; but
+false tradition with false tradition--abuse with abuse--absurdity with
+absurdity.
+
+This absurdity has been carried to such a length that Grotius charges
+Mahomet with having said that God's hands are cold, for he has felt
+them; that God is carried about in a chair; and that, in Noah's ark, the
+rat was produced from the elephant's dung, and the cat from the lion's
+breath.
+
+Grotius reproaches Mahomet with having imagined that Jesus Christ was
+taken up into heaven instead of suffering execution. He forgets that
+there were entire heretical communions of primitive Christians who
+spread this opinion, which was preserved in Syria and Arabia until
+Mahomet's time.
+
+How many times has it been repeated that Mahomet had accustomed a pigeon
+to eat grain out of his ear, and made his followers believe that this
+pigeon brought him messages from God?
+
+Is it not enough for us that we are persuaded of the falseness of his
+sect, and invincibly convinced by faith of the truth of our own, without
+losing our time in calumniating the Mahometans, who have established
+themselves from Mount Caucasus to Mount Atlas, and from the confines of
+Epirus to the extremities of India? We are incessantly writing bad books
+against them, of which they know nothing. We cry out that their religion
+has been embraced by so many nations only because it flatters the
+senses. But where is the sensuality in ordering abstinence from the wine
+and liquors in which we indulge to such excess; in pronouncing to every
+one an indispensable command to give to the poor each year two and a
+half per cent, of his income, to fast with the greatest rigor, to
+undergo a painful operation in the earliest stage of puberty, to make,
+over arid sands a pilgrimage of sometimes five hundred leagues, and to
+pray to God five times a day, even when in the field?
+
+But, say you, they are allowed four wives in this world, and in the next
+they will have celestial brides. Grotius expressly says: "It must have
+required a great share of stupidity to admit reveries so gross and
+disgusting."
+
+We agree with Grotius that the Mahometans have been prodigal of
+reveries. The man who was constantly receiving the chapters of his Koran
+from the angel Gabriel was worse than a visionary; he was an impostor,
+who supported his seductions by his courage; but certainly there is
+nothing either stupid or sensual in reducing to four the unlimited
+number of wives whom the princes, the satraps, the nabobs, and the
+omrahs of the East kept in their seraglios. It is said that Solomon had
+three hundred wives and seven hundred concubines. The Arabs, like the
+Jews, were at liberty to marry two sisters; Mahomet was the first who
+forbade these marriages. Where, then, is the grossness?
+
+And with regard to the celestial brides, where is the impurity? Certes,
+there is nothing impure in marriage, which is acknowledged to have been
+ordained on earth, and blessed by God Himself. The incomprehensible
+mystery of generation is the seal of the Eternal Being. It is the
+clearest mark of His power that He has created pleasure, and through
+that very pleasure perpetuated all sensible beings.
+
+If we consult our reason alone it will tell us that it is very likely
+that the Eternal Being, who does nothing in vain, will not cause us to
+rise again with our organs to no purpose. It will not be unworthy of the
+Divine Majesty to feed us with delicious fruits if he cause us to rise
+again with stomachs to receive them. The Holy Scriptures inform us
+that, in the beginning, God placed the first man and the first woman in
+a paradise of delights. They were then in a state of innocence and
+glory, incapable of experiencing disease or death. This is nearly the
+state in which the just will be when, after their resurrection, they
+shall be for all eternity what our first parents were for a few days.
+Those, then, must be pardoned, who have thought that, having a body,
+that body will be constantly satisfied. Our fathers of the Church had no
+other idea of the heavenly Jerusalem. St. Irenaeus says, "There each vine
+shall bear ten thousand branches, each branch ten thousand clusters, and
+each cluster ten thousand grapes."
+
+Several fathers of the Church have, indeed, thought that the blessed in
+heaven would enjoy all their senses. St. Thomas says that the sense of
+seeing will be infinitely perfect; that the elements will be so too;
+that the surface of the earth will be transparent as glass, the water
+like crystal, the air like the heavens, and the fire like the stars. St.
+Augustine, in his "Christian Doctrine," says that the sense of hearing
+will enjoy the pleasures of singing and of speech.
+
+One of our great Italian theologians, named Piazza, in his "Dissertation
+on Paradise," informs us that the elect will forever sing and play the
+guitar: "They will have," says he, "three nobilities--three advantages,
+viz.: desire without excitement, caresses without wantonness, and
+voluptuousness without excess"--_"tres nobilitates; illecebra sine
+titillatione, blanditia sine mollitudine, et voluptas sine
+exuberantia."_
+
+St. Thomas assures us that the smell of the glorified bodies will be
+perfect, and will not be diminished by perspiration. _"Corporibus
+gloriosi serit odor ultima perfectione, nullo modo per humidum
+repressus."_ This question has been profoundly treated by a great many
+other doctors.
+
+Suarez, in his "Wisdom," thus expresses himself concerning taste: "It is
+not difficult for God purposely to make some rapid humor act on the
+organ of taste." _"Non est Deo difficile facere ut sapidus humor sit
+intra organum gustus, qui sensum illum intentionaliter afficere."_
+
+And, to conclude, St. Prosper, recapitulating the whole, pronounces that
+the blessed shall find gratification without satiety, and enjoy health
+without disease. _"Saturitas sine fastidio, et tota sanitas sine
+morbo._"
+
+It is not then so much to be wondered at that the Mahometans have
+admitted the use of the five senses in their paradise. They say that the
+first beatitude will be the union with God; but this does not exclude
+the rest. Mahomet's paradise is a fable; but; once more be it observed,
+there is in it neither contradiction nor impurity.
+
+Philosophy requires clear and precise ideas, which Grotius had not. He
+quotes a great deal, and makes a show of reasoning which will not bear
+a close examination. The unjust imputations cast on the Mahometans would
+suffice to make a very large book. They have subjugated one of the
+largest and most beautiful countries upon earth; to drive them from it
+would have been a finer exploit than to abuse them.
+
+The empress of Russia supplies a great example. She takes from them Azov
+and Tangarok, Moldavia, Wallachia, and Georgia; she pushes her conquests
+to the ramparts of Erzerum; she sends against them fleets from the
+remotest parts of the Baltic, and others covering the Euxine; but she
+does not say in her manifestos that a pigeon whispered in Mahomet's ear.
+
+
+
+
+ART OF POETRY.
+
+
+A MAN
+
+
+A man of almost universal learning--a man even of genius, who joins
+philosophy with imagination, uses, in his excellent article
+"Encyclopedia," these remarkable words: "If we except this Perrault, and
+some others, whose merits the versifier Boileau was not capable of
+appreciating."
+
+This philosopher is right in doing justice to Claude Perrault, the
+learned translator of Vitruvius, a man useful in more arts than one, and
+to whom we are indebted for the fine front of the Louvre and for other
+great monuments; but justice should also be rendered to Boileau. Had he
+been only a versifier, he would scarcely have been known; he would not
+have been one of the few great men who will hand down the age of Louis
+XIV. to posterity. His tart satires, his fine epistles, and above all,
+his art of poetry, are masterpieces of reasoning as well as
+poetry--_"sapere est principium et fons."_ The art of versifying is,
+indeed, prodigiously difficult, especially in our language, where
+alexandrines follow one another two by two; where it is rare to avoid
+monotony; where it is absolutely necessary to rhyme; where noble and
+pleasing rhymes are too limited in number; and where a word out of its
+place, or a harsh syllable, is sufficient to spoil a happy thought. It
+is like dancing in fetters on a rope; the greatest success is of itself
+nothing.
+
+Boileau's art of poetry is to be admired, because he always says true
+and useful things in a pleasing manner, because he always gives both
+precept and example, and because he is varied, passing with perfect
+ease, and without ever failing in purity of language, "From grave to
+gay, from lively to severe."
+
+His reputation among men of taste is proved by the fact that his verses
+are known by heart; and to philosophers it must be pleasing to find that
+he is almost always in the right.
+
+As we have spoken of the preference which may sometimes be given to the
+moderns over the ancients, we will here venture to presume that
+Boileau's art of poetry is superior to that of Horace. Method is
+certainly a beauty in a didactic poem; and Horace has no method. We do
+not mention this as a reproach; for his poem is a familiar epistle to
+the Pisos, and not a regular work like the "Georgics": but there is this
+additional merit in Boileau, a merit for which philosophers should give
+him credit.
+
+The Latin art of poetry does not seem nearly so finely labored as the
+French. Horace expresses himself, almost throughout, in the free and
+familiar tone of his other epistles. He displays an extreme clearness of
+understanding and a refined taste, in verses which are happy and
+spirited, but often without connection, and sometimes destitute of
+harmony; he has not the elegance and correctness of Virgil. His work is
+good, but Boileau's appears to be still better: and, if we except the
+tragedies of Racine, which have the superior merit of treating the
+passions and surmounting all the difficulties of the stage, Despreaux's
+"Art of Poetry" is, indisputably, the poem that does most honor to the
+French language.
+
+It is lamentable when philosophers are enemies to poetry. Literature
+should be like the house of Maecenas--_"est locus unicuique suus."_ The
+author of the "Persian Letters"--so easy to write and among which some
+are very pretty, others very bold, others indifferent, and others
+frivolous--this author, I say, though otherwise much to be recommended,
+yet having never been able to make verses, although he possesses
+imagination and often superiority of style, makes himself amends by
+saying that "contempt is heaped upon poetry," that "lyric poetry is
+harmonious extravagance." Thus do men often seek to depreciate the
+talents which they cannot attain.
+
+"We cannot reach it," says Montaigne; "let us revenge ourselves by
+speaking ill of it." But Montaigne, Montesquieu's predecessor and master
+in imagination and philosophy, thought very differently of poetry.
+
+Had Montesquieu been as just as he was witty, he could not but have felt
+that several of our fine odes and good operas are worth infinitely more
+than the pleasantries of Rica to Usbeck, imitated from Dufrenoy's
+_"Siamois,"_ and the details of what passed in Usbeck's seraglio at
+Ispahan.
+
+We shall speak more fully of this too frequent injustice, in the article
+on "Criticism."
+
+
+
+
+ARTS--FINE ARTS.
+
+[ARTICLE DEDICATED TO THE KING OF PRUSSIA.]
+
+
+Sire: The small society of amateurs, a part of whom are laboring at
+these rhapsodies at Mount Krapak, will say nothing to your majesty on
+the art of war. It is heroic, or--it may be--an abominable art. If there
+were anything fine in it, we would tell your majesty, without fear of
+contradiction, that you are the finest man in Europe.
+
+You know, sire, the four ages of the arts. Almost everything sprung up
+and was brought to perfection under Louis XIV.; after which many of
+these arts, banished from France, went to embellish and enrich the rest
+of Europe, at the fatal period of the destruction of the celebrated
+edict of Henry IV.--pronounced _irrevocable_, yet so easily revoked.
+Thus, the greatest injury which Louis XIV. could do to himself did good
+to other princes against his will: this is proved by what you have said
+in your history of Brandenburg.
+
+If that monarch were known only from his banishment of six or seven
+hundred thousand useful citizens--from his irruption into Holland,
+whence he was soon forced to retreat--from his greatness, which stayed
+him at the bank, while his troops were swimming across the Rhine; if
+there were no other monuments of his glory than the prologues to his
+operas, followed by the battle of Hochstet, his person and his reign
+would go down to posterity with but little eclat. But the encouragement
+of all the fine arts by his taste and munificence; the conferring of so
+many benefits on the literary men of other countries; the rise of his
+kingdom's commerce at his voice; the establishment of so many
+manufactories; the building of so many fine citadels; the construction
+of so many admirable ports; the union of the two seas by immense labor,
+etc., still oblige Europe to regard Louis XIV. and his age with respect.
+
+And, above all, those great men, unique in every branch of art and
+science, whom nature then produced at one time, will render his reign
+eternally memorable. The age was greater than Louis XIV., but it shed
+its glory upon him.
+
+Emulation in art has changed the face of the continent, from the
+Pyrenees to the icy sea. There is hardly a prince in Germany who has not
+made useful and glorious establishments.
+
+What have the Turks done for glory? Nothing. They have ravaged three
+empires and twenty kingdoms; but any one city of ancient Greece will
+always have a greater reputation than all the Ottoman cities together.
+
+See what has been done in the course of a few years at St. Petersburg,
+which was a bog at the beginning of the seventeenth century. All the
+arts are there assembled, while in the country of Orpheus, Linus, and
+Homer, they are annihilated.
+
+_That the Recent Birth of the Arts does not Prove the Recent Formation
+of the Globe._
+
+All philosophers have thought matter eternal; but the arts appear to be
+new. Even the art of making bread is of recent origin. The first Romans
+ate boiled grain; those conquerors of so many nations had neither
+windmills nor watermills. This truth seems, at first sight, to
+controvert the doctrine of the antiquity of the globe as it now is, or
+to suppose terrible revolutions in it. Irruptions of barbarians can
+hardly annihilate arts which have become necessary. Suppose that an army
+of negroes were to come upon us, like locusts, from the mountains of
+southern Africa, through Monomotapa, Monoemugi, etc., traversing
+Abyssinia, Nubia, Egypt, Syria, Asia Minor, and all Europe, ravaging
+and overturning everything in its way; there would still be a few
+bakers, tailors, shoemakers, and carpenters left; the necessary arts
+would revive; luxury alone would be annihilated. Such was the case at
+the fall of the Roman Empire; even the art of writing became very rare;
+nearly all those arts which contributed to render life agreeable were
+for a long time extinct. Now, we are inventing new ones every day.
+
+From all this, no well-grounded inference can be drawn against the
+antiquity of the globe. For, supposing that a flood of barbarians had
+entirely swept away the arts of writing and making bread; supposing even
+that we had had bread, or pens, ink, and paper, only for ten years--the
+country which could exist for ten years without eating bread or writing
+down its thoughts could exist for an age, or a hundred thousand ages,
+without these helps.
+
+It is quite clear that man and the other animals can very well subsist
+without bakers, without romance-writers, and without divines, as witness
+America, and as witness also three-fourths of our own continent. The
+recent birth of the arts among us does not prove the recent formation of
+the globe, as was pretended by Epicurus, one of our predecessors in
+reverie, who supposed that, by chance, the declination of atoms one day
+formed our earth. Pomponatius used to say: _"Se il mondo non e eterno,
+per tutti santi e molto vecchio"_--"If this world be not eternal, by all
+the saints, it is very old."
+
+_Slight Inconveniences Attached to the Arts._
+
+Those who handle lead and quicksilver are subject to dangerous colics,
+and very serious affections of the nerves. Those who use pen and ink are
+attacked by vermin, which they have continually to shake off; these
+vermin are some ex-Jesuits, who employ themselves in manufacturing
+libels. You, Sire, do not know this race of animals; they are driven
+from your states, as well as from those of the empress of Russia, the
+king of Sweden, and the king of Denmark, my other protectors. The
+ex-Jesuits Polian and Nonotte, who like me cultivate the fine arts,
+persecute me even unto Mount Krapak, crushing me under the weight of
+their reputation, and that of their genius, the specific gravity of
+which is still greater. Unless your majesty vouchsafe to assist me
+against these great men, I am undone.
+
+
+
+
+ASMODEUS.
+
+
+No one at all versed in antiquity is ignorant that the Jews knew nothing
+of the angels but what they gleaned from the Persians and Chaldaeans,
+during captivity. It was they, who, according to Calmet, taught them
+that there are seven principal angels before the throne of the Lord.
+They also taught them the names of the devils. He whom we call Asmodeus,
+was named Hashmodai or Chammadai. "We know," says Calmet, "that there
+are various sorts of devils, some of them princes and master-demons, the
+rest subalterns."
+
+How was it that this Hashmodai was sufficiently powerful to twist the
+necks of seven young men who successively espoused the beautiful Sarah,
+a native of Rages, fifteen leagues from Ecbatana? The Medes must have
+been seven times as great as the Persians. The good principle gives a
+husband to this maiden; and behold! the bad principle, this king of
+demons, Hashmodai, destroys the work of the beneficent principle seven
+times in succession.
+
+But Sarah was a Jewess, daughter of the Jew Raguel, and a captive in the
+country of Ecbatana. How could a Median demon have such power over
+Jewish bodies? It has been thought that Asmodeus or Chammadai was a Jew
+likewise; that he was the old serpent which had seduced Eve; and that he
+was passionately fond of women, sometimes seducing them, and sometimes
+killing their husbands through an excess of love and jealousy.
+
+Indeed the Greek version of the Book of Tobit gives us to understand
+that Asmodeus was in love with Sarah--_"oti daimonion philei autein."_
+It was the opinion of all the learned of antiquity that the genii,
+whether good or evil, had a great inclination for our virgins, and the
+fairies for our youths. Even the Scriptures, accommodating themselves to
+our weakness, and condescending to speak in the language of the vulgar,
+say, figuratively, that "the sons of God saw the daughters of men, that
+they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose."
+
+But the angel Raphael, the conductor of young Tobit, gives him a reason
+more worthy of his ministry, and better calculated to enlighten the
+person whom he is guiding. He tells him that Sarah's seven husbands were
+given up to the cruelty of Asmodeus, only because, like horses or mules,
+they had married her for their pleasure alone. "Her husband," says the
+angel, "must observe continence with her for three days, during which
+time they must pray to God together."
+
+This instruction would seem to have been quite sufficient to keep off
+Asmodeus; but Raphael adds that it is also necessary to have the heart
+of a fish grilled over burning coals. Why, then, was not this infallible
+secret afterwards resorted to in order to drive the devil from the
+bodies of women? Why did the apostles, who were sent on purpose to cast
+out devils never lay a fish's heart upon the gridiron? Why was not this
+expedient made use of in the affair of Martha Brossier; that of the nuns
+of Loudun; that of the mistresses of Urban Gandier; that of La Cadiere;
+that of Father Girard; and those of a thousand other demoniacs in the
+times when there were demoniacs?
+
+The Greeks and Romans, who had so many philters wherewith to make
+themselves beloved, had others to cure love; they employed herbs and
+roots. The _agnus castus_ had great reputation. The moderns have
+administered it to young nuns, on whom it has had but little effect.
+Apollo, long ago, complained to Daphne that, physician as he was, he
+had never yet met with a simple that would cure love:
+
+ _Heu mihi! quod nullis amor est medicabilis herbis._
+ What balm can heal the wounds that love has made?
+
+The smoke of sulphur was tried; but Ovid, who was a great master,
+declares that this recipe was useless:
+
+ _Nec fugiat viro sulphure victus amor._
+ Sulphur--believe me--drives not love away.
+
+The smoke from the heart or liver of a fish was more efficacious against
+Asmodeus. The reverend father Calmet is consequently in great trouble,
+being unable to comprehend how this fumigation could act upon a pure
+spirit. But he might have taken courage from the recollection that all
+the ancients gave bodies to the angels and demons. They were very
+slender bodies; as light as the small particles that rise from a broiled
+fish; they were like smoke; and the smoke from a fried fish acted upon
+them by sympathy.
+
+Not only did Asmodeus flee, but Gabriel went and chained him in Upper
+Egypt, where he still is. He dwells in a grotto near the city of Saata
+or Taata. Paul Lucas saw and spoke to him. They cut this serpent in
+pieces, and the pieces immediately joined again. To this fact Calmet
+cites the testimony of Paul Lucas, which testimony I must also cite. It
+is thought that Paul Lucas's theory may be joined with that of the
+vampires, in the next compilation of the Abbe Guyon.
+
+
+
+
+ASPHALTUS.
+
+ASPHALTIC LAKE.--SODOM.
+
+
+Asphaltus is a Chaldaean word, signifying a species of bitumen. There is
+a great deal of it in the countries watered by the Euphrates; it is also
+to be found in Europe, but of a bad quality. An experiment was made by
+covering the tops of the watch-houses on each side of one of the gates
+of Geneva; the covering did not last a year, and the mine has been
+abandoned. However, when mixed with rosin, it may be used for lining
+cisterns; perhaps it will some day be applied to a more useful purpose.
+
+The real asphaltus is that which was obtained in the vicinity of
+Babylon, and with which it is said that the Greek fire was fed. Several
+lakes are full of asphaltus, or a bitumen resembling it, as others are
+strongly impregnated with nitre. There is a great lake of nitre in the
+desert of Egypt, which extends from lake Moeris to the entrance of the
+Delta; and it has no other name than the Nitre Lake.
+
+The Lake Asphaltites, known by the name of Sodom, was long famed for its
+bitumen; but the Turks now make no use of it, either because the mine
+under the water is diminished, because its quality is altered, or
+because there is too much difficulty in drawing it from under the water.
+Oily particles of it, and sometimes large masses, separate and float on
+the surface; these are gathered together, mixed up, and sold for balm of
+Mecca.
+
+Flavius Josephus, who was of that country, says that, in his time, there
+were no fish in the lake of Sodom, and the water was so light that the
+heaviest bodies would not go to the bottom. It seems that he meant to
+say so heavy instead of so light. It would appear that he had not made
+the experiment. After all, a stagnant water, impregnated with salts and
+compact matter, its specific matter being then greater than that of the
+body of a man or a beast, might force it to float. Josephus's error
+consists in assigning a false cause to a phenomenon which may be
+perfectly true.
+
+As for the want of fish, it is not incredible. It is, however, likely
+that this lake, which is fifty or sixty miles long, is not all
+asphaltic, and that while receiving the waters of the Jordan it also
+receives the fishes of that river; but perhaps the Jordan, too, is
+without fish, and they are to be found only in the upper lake of
+Tiberias.
+
+Josephus adds, that the trees which grow on the borders of the Dead Sea
+bear fruits of the most beautiful appearance, but which fall into dust
+if you attempt to taste them. This is less probable; and disposes one to
+believe that Josephus either had not been on the spot, for has
+exaggerated according to his own and his countrymen's custom. No soil
+seems more calculated to produce good as well as beautiful fruits than a
+salt and sulphurous one, like that of Naples, of Catania, and of Sodom.
+
+The Holy Scriptures speak of five cities being destroyed by fire from
+heaven. On this occasion natural philosophy bears testimony in favor of
+the Old Testament, although the latter has no need of it, and they are
+sometimes at variance. We have instances of earthquakes, accompanied by
+thunder and lightning, which have destroyed much more considerable towns
+than Sodom and Gomorrah.
+
+But the River Jordan necessarily discharging itself into this lake
+without an outlet, this Dead Sea, in the same manner as the Caspian,
+must have existed as long as there has been a River Jordan; therefore,
+these towns could never stand on the spot now occupied by the lake of
+Sodom. The Scripture, too, says nothing at all about this ground being
+changed into a lake; it says quite the contrary: "Then the Lord rained
+upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire, from the Lord out of
+heaven. And Abraham got up early in the morning, and he looked toward
+Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld;
+and lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace."
+
+These five towns, Sodom, Gomorrah, Zeboin, Adamah, and Segor, must then
+have been situated on the borders of the Dead Sea. How, it will be
+asked, in a desert so uninhabitable as it now is, where there are to be
+found only a few hordes of plundering Arabs, could there be five cities,
+so opulent as to be immersed in luxury, and even in those shameful
+pleasures which are the last effect of the refinement of the debauchery
+attached to wealth?
+
+It may be answered that the country was then much better.
+
+Other critics will say--how could five towns exist at the extremities of
+a lake, the water of which, before their destruction, was not potable?
+The Scripture itself informs us that all this land was asphaltic before
+the burning of Sodom: "And the vale of Sodom was full of slime-pits; and
+the kings of Sodom and Gomorrah fled and fell there."
+
+Another objection is also stated. Isaiah and Jeremiah say that Sodom and
+Gomorrah shall never be rebuilt; but Stephen, the geographer, speaks of
+Sodom and Gomorrah on the coast of the Dead Sea; and the "History of the
+Councils" mentions bishops of Sodom and Segor. To this it may be
+answered that God filled these towns, when rebuilt, with less guilty
+inhabitants; for at that time there was no bishop _in partibus_.
+
+But, it will be said, with what water could these new inhabitants quench
+their thirst? All the wells are brackish; you find asphaltus and
+corrosive salt on first striking a spade into the ground.
+
+It will be answered that some Arabs still subsist there, and may be
+habituated to drinking very bad water; that the Sodom and Gomorrah of
+the Eastern Empire were wretched hamlets, and that at that time there
+were many bishops whose whole diocese consisted in a poor village. It
+may also be said that the people who colonized these villages prepared
+the asphaltus, and carried on a useful trade in it.
+
+The arid and burning desert, extending from Segor to the territory of
+Jerusalem, produces balm and aromatic herbs for the same reason that it
+supplies naphtha, corrosive salt and sulphur.
+
+It is said that petrifaction takes place in this desert with astonishing
+rapidity; and this, according to some natural philosophers, makes the
+petrifaction of Lot's wife Edith a very plausible story.
+
+But it is said that this woman, "having looked back, became a pillar of
+salt." This, then, was not a natural petrifaction, operated by asphaltus
+and salt, but an evident miracle. Flavius Josephus says that he saw this
+pillar. St. Justin and St. Irenaeus speak of it as a prodigy, which in
+their time was still existing.
+
+These testimonies have been looked upon as ridiculous fables. It would,
+however, be very natural for some Jews to amuse themselves with cutting
+a heap of asphaltus into a rude figure, and calling it Lot's wife. I
+have seen cisterns of asphaltus, very well made, which may last a long
+time. But it must be owned that St. Irenaeus goes a little too far when
+he says that Lot's wife remained in the country of Sodom no longer in
+corruptible flesh, but as a permanent statue of salt, her feminine
+nature still producing the ordinary effect: _"Uxor remansit in Sodomis,
+jam non caro corruptibilis sed statua salis semper manens, et per
+naturalia ea quaesunt consuetudmis hominis ostendens."_
+
+St. Irenaeus does not seem to express himself with all the precision of
+a good naturalist when he says Lot's wife is no longer of corruptible
+flesh, but still retains her feminine nature.
+
+In the poem of Sodom, attributed to Tertullian, this is expressed with
+still greater energy:
+
+ _Dicitur et vivens alio sub corpore se us,_
+ _Mirifice solito dispungere sanguine menses._
+
+This was translated by a poet of the time of Henry II., in his Gallic
+style:
+
+ _La femme a Loth, quoique sel devenue,_
+ _Est femme encore; car elle a sa menstrue._
+
+The land of aromatics was also the land of fables. Into the deserts of
+Arabia Petraea the ancient mythologists pretend that Myrrha, the
+granddaughter of a statue, fled after committing incest with her father,
+as Lot's daughters did with theirs, and that she was metamorphosed into
+the tree that bears myrrh. Other profound mythologists assure us that
+she fled into Arabia Felix; and this opinion is as well supported as the
+other.
+
+Be this as it may, not one of our travellers has yet thought fit to
+examine the soil of Sodom, with its asphaltus, its salt, its trees and
+their fruits, to weigh the water of the lake, to analyze it, to
+ascertain whether bodies of greater specific gravity than common water
+float upon its surface, and to give us a faithful account of the natural
+history of the country. Our pilgrims to Jerusalem do not care to go and
+make these researches; this desert has become infested by wandering
+Arabs, who range as far as Damascus, and retire into the caverns of the
+mountains, the authority of the pasha of Damascus having hitherto been
+inadequate to repress them. Thus the curious have but little information
+about anything concerning the Asphaltic Lake.
+
+As to Sodom, it is a melancholy reflection for the learned that, among
+so many who may be deemed natives, not one has furnished us with any
+notion whatever of this capital city.
+
+
+
+
+ASS.
+
+
+We will add a little to the article "Ass" in the "Encyclopaedia,"
+concerning Lucian's ass, which became golden in the hands of Apuleius.
+The pleasantest part of the adventure, however, is in Lucian: That a
+lady fell in love with this gentleman while he was an ass, but would
+have nothing more to say to him when he was but a man. These
+metamorphoses were very common throughout antiquity. Silenus's ass had
+spoken; and the learned had thought that he explained himself in Arabic;
+for he was probably a man turned into an ass by the power of Bacchus,
+and Bacchus, we know, was an Arab.
+
+Virgil speaks of the transformation of Moeris into a wolf, as a thing
+of very ordinary occurrence:
+
+ _Saepe lupum fieri Moerim, et se condere silvis._
+ Oft changed to wolf, he seeks the forest shade.
+
+Was this doctrine of metamorphoses derived from the old fables of Egypt,
+which gave out that the gods had changed themselves into animals in the
+war against the giants?
+
+The Greeks, great imitators and improvers of the Oriental fables,
+metamorphosed almost all the gods into men or into beasts, to make them
+succeed the better in their amorous designs. If the gods changed
+themselves into bulls, horses, swans, doves, etc., why should not men
+have undergone the same operation?
+
+Several commentators, forgetting the respect due to the Holy Scriptures,
+have cited the example of Nebuchadnezzar changed into an ox; but this
+was a miracle--a divine vengeance--a thing quite out of the course of
+nature, which ought not to be examined with profane eyes, and cannot
+become an object of our researches.
+
+Others of the learned, perhaps with equal indiscretion, avail themselves
+of what is related in the Gospel of the Infancy. An Egyptian maiden
+having entered the chamber of some women, saw there a mule with a silken
+cloth over his back, and an ebony pendant at his neck.
+
+These women were in tears, kissing him and giving him to eat. The mule
+was their own brother. Some sorceresses had deprived him of the human
+figure; but the Master of Nature soon restored it.
+
+Although this gospel is apocryphal, the very name that it bears prevents
+us from examining this adventure in detail; only it may serve to show
+how much metamorphoses were in vogue almost throughout the earth. The
+Christians who composed their gospel were undoubtedly honest men. They
+did not seek to fabricate a romance; they related with simplicity what
+they had heard. The church, which afterwards rejected their gospel,
+together with forty-nine others, did not accuse its authority of impiety
+and prevarication; those obscure individuals addressed the populace in
+language comformable with the prejudices of the age in which they lived.
+China was perhaps the only country exempt from these superstitions.
+
+The adventure of the companions of Ulysses, changed into beasts by
+Circe, was much more ancient than the dogma of the metempsychosis,
+broached in Greece and Italy by Pythagoras.
+
+On what can the assertion be founded that there is no universal error
+which is not the abuse of some truth; that there have been quacks only
+because there have been true physicians; and that false prodigies have
+been believed only because there have been true ones?
+
+Were there any certain testimonies that men had become wolves, oxen,
+horses, or asses? This universal error had for its principle only the
+love of the marvellous and the natural inclination to superstition.
+
+One erroneous opinion is enough to fill the whole world with fables. An
+Indian doctor sees that animals have feeling and memory. He concludes
+that they have a soul. Men have one likewise. What becomes of the soul
+of man after death? What becomes of that of the beast? They must go
+somewhere. They go into the nearest body that is beginning to be formed.
+The soul of a Brahmin takes up its abode in the body of an elephant, the
+soul of an ass is that of a little Brahmin. Such is the dogma of the
+metempsychosis, which was built upon simple deduction.
+
+But it is a wide step from this dogma to that of metamorphosis. We have
+no longer a soul without a tenement, seeking a lodging; but one body
+changed into another, the soul remaining as before. Now, we certainly
+have not in nature any example of such legerdemain.
+
+Let us then inquire into the origin of so extravagant yet so general an
+opinion. If some father had characterized his son, sunk in ignorance and
+filthy debauchery, as a hog, a horse, or an ass, and afterwards made him
+do penance with an ass's cap on his head, and some servant girl of the
+neighborhood gave it out that this young man had been turned into an ass
+as a punishment for his faults, her neighbors would repeat it to other
+neighbors, and from mouth to mouth this story, with a thousand
+embellishments, would make the tour of the world. An ambiguous
+expression would suffice to deceive the whole earth.
+
+Here then let us confess, with Boileau, that ambiguity has been the
+parent of most of our ridiculous follies. Add to this the power of
+magic, which has been acknowledged as indisputable in all nations, and
+you will no longer be astonished at anything.
+
+One word more on asses. It is said that in Mesopotamia they are warlike
+and that Mervan, the twenty-first caliph, was surnamed "the Ass" for his
+valor.
+
+The patriarch Photius relates, in the extract from the Life of Isidorus,
+that Ammonius had an ass which had a great taste for poetry, and would
+leave his manger to go and hear verses. The fable of Midas is better
+than the tale of Photius.
+
+_Machiavelli's Golden Ass._
+
+Machiavelli's ass is but little known. The dictionaries which speak of
+it say that it was a production of his youth; it would seem, however,
+that he was of mature age; for he speaks in it of the misfortunes which
+he had formerly and for a long time experienced. The work is a satire on
+his contemporaries. The author sees a number of Florentines, of whom one
+is changed into a cat, another into a dragon, a third into a dog that
+bays the moon, a fourth into a fox who does not suffer himself to be
+caught; each character is drawn under the name of an animal. The
+factions of the house of Medicis and their enemies are doubtless figured
+therein; and the key to this comic apocalypse would admit us to the
+secrets of Pope Leo and the troubles of Florence. This poem is full of
+morality and philosophy. It ends with the very rational reflections of
+a large hog, which addresses man in nearly the following terms:
+
+ Ye naked bipeds, without beaks or claws.
+ Hairless, and featherless, and tender-hided,
+ Weeping ye come into the world--because
+ Ye feel your evil destiny decided;
+ Nature has given you industrious paws;
+ You, like the parrots, are with speech provided;
+ But have ye honest hearts?--Alas! alas!
+ In this we swine your bipedships surpass!
+
+ Man is far worse than we--more fierce, more wild--
+ Coward or madman, sinning every minute;
+ By frenzy and by fear in turn beguiled,
+ He dreads the grave, yet plunges headlong in it;
+ If pigs fall out, they soon are reconciled;
+ Their quarrel's ended ere they well begin it.
+ If crime with manhood always must combine,
+ Good Lord! let me forever be a swine.
+
+This is the original of Boileau's "Satire on Man," and La Fontaine's
+fable of the "Companions of Ulysses"; but it is quite likely that
+neither La Fontaine nor Boileau had ever heard of Machiavelli's ass.
+
+_The Ass of Verona._
+
+I must speak the truth, and not deceive my readers. I do not very
+clearly know whether the Ass of Verona still exists in all his splendor;
+but the travellers who saw him forty or fifty years ago agree in saying
+that the relics were enclosed in the body of an artificial ass made on
+purpose, which was in the keeping of forty monks of Our Lady of the
+Organ, at Verona, and was carried in procession twice a year. This was
+one of the most ancient relics of the town. According to the tradition,
+this ass, having carried our Lord in his entry into Jerusalem, did not
+choose to abide any longer in that city, but trotted over the sea--which
+for that purpose became as hard as his hoof--by way of Cyprus, Rhodes,
+Candia, Malta, and Sicily. There he went to sojourn at Aquilea; and at
+last he settled at Verona, where he lived a long while.
+
+This fable originated in the circumstance that most asses have a sort of
+black cross on their backs. There possibly might be an old ass in the
+neighborhood of Verona, on whose back the populace remarked a finer
+cross than his brethren could boast of; some good old woman would be at
+hand to say that this was the ass on which Christ rode into Jerusalem;
+and the ass would be honored with a magnificent funeral. The feast
+established at Verona passed into other countries, and was especially
+celebrated in France. In the mass was sung:
+
+ _Orientis partibus_
+ _Adventabit asinus,_
+ _Pulcher et fortissimus._
+
+There was a long procession, headed by a young woman with a child in her
+arms, mounted on an ass, representing the Virgin Mary going into Egypt.
+At the end of the mass the priest, instead of saying _Ite missa est_,
+brayed three times with all his might, and the people answered in
+chorus.
+
+We have books on the feast of the ass, and the feast of fools; they
+furnish material towards a universal history of the human mind.
+
+
+
+
+ASSASSIN--ASSASSINATION.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+A name corrupted from the word Ehissessin. Nothing is more common to
+those who go into a distant country than to write, repeat, and
+understand incorrectly in their own language what they have
+misunderstood in a language entirely foreign to them, and afterwards to
+deceive their countrymen as well as themselves. Error flies from mouth
+to mouth, from pen, to pen, and to destroy it requires ages.
+
+In the time of the Crusades there was a wretched little people of
+mountaineers inhabiting the caverns near the road to Damascus. These
+brigands elected a chief, whom they named Cheik Elchassissin. It is said
+that this honorific title of _cheik_ originally signified _old_, as with
+us the title of _seigneur_ comes from _senior_, elder, and the word
+_graf_, a count, signifies _old_ among the Germans; for, in ancient
+times almost every people conferred the civil command upon the old men.
+Afterwards, the command having become hereditary, the title of _cheik,
+graf, seigneur, or count_ has been given to children; and the Germans
+call a little master of four years old, _the count_--that is, the _old
+gentleman_.
+
+The Crusaders named the old man of the Arabian mountains, the Old Man of
+the Hill, and imagined him to be a great prince, because he had caused a
+count of Montserrat and some other crusading nobles to be robbed and
+murdered on the highway. These people were called _the assassins_, and
+their cheik the king of the vast country of _the assassins_. This vast
+territory is five or six leagues long by two or three broad, being part
+of Anti-Libanus, a horrible country, full of rocks, like almost all
+Palestine, but intersected by pleasant meadowlands, which feed numerous
+flocks, as is attested by all who have made the journey from Aleppo to
+Damascus.
+
+The cheik or senior of these _assassins_ could be nothing more than a
+chief of banditti; for there was at that time a sultan of Damascus who
+was very powerful.
+
+Our romance-writers of that day, as fond of chimeras as the Crusaders,
+thought proper to relate that in 1236 this great prince of the
+assassins, fearing that Louis IX., of whom he had never heard, would put
+himself at the head of a crusade, and come and take from him his
+territory, sent two great men of his court from the caverns of
+Anti-Libanus to Paris to assassinate that king; but that having the next
+day heard how generous and amiable a prince Louis was, he immediately
+sent out to sea two more great men to countermand the assassination. I
+say out to sea, for neither the two emissaries sent to kill Louis, nor
+the two others sent to save him, could make the voyage without embarking
+at Joppa, which was then in the power of the Crusaders, which rendered
+the enterprise doubly marvellous. The two first must have found a
+Crusaders' vessel ready to convey them in an amicable manner, and the
+two last must have found another.
+
+However, a hundred authors, one after another, have related this
+adventure, though Joinville, a contemporary, who was on the spot, says
+nothing about it--_"Et voila justement comme on ecrit l'histoire."_
+
+The Jesuit Maimbourg, the Jesuit Daniel, twenty other Jesuits, and
+Mezeray--though he was not a Jesuit--have repeated this absurdity. The
+Abbe Veli, in his history of France, tells it over again with perfect
+complaisance, without any discussion, without any examination, and on
+the word of one William of Nangis, who wrote about sixty years after
+this fine affair is said to have happened at a time when history was
+composed from nothing but town talk.
+
+If none but true and useful things were recorded, our immense historical
+libraries would be reduced to a very narrow compass; but we should know
+more, and know it better.
+
+For six hundred years the story has been told over and over again, of
+the Old Man of the Hill--_le vieux de la montagne_--who, in his
+delightful gardens, intoxicated his young elect with voluptuous
+pleasures, made them believe that they were in paradise, and sent them
+to the ends of the earth to assassinate kings in order to merit an
+eternal paradise.
+
+ Near the Levantine shores there dwelt of old
+ An aged ruler, feared in every land;
+ Not that he owned enormous heaps of gold,
+ Not that vast armies marched at his command,--
+ But on his people's minds he things impressed,
+ Which filled with desperate courage every breast
+ The boldest of his subjects first he took,
+ Of paradise to give them a foretaste--
+ The paradise his lawgiver had painted;
+ With every joy the lying prophet's book
+ Within his falsely-pictured heaven had placed,
+ They thought their senses had become acquainted.
+ And how was this effected? 'Twas by wine--
+ Of this they drank till every sense gave way,
+ And, while in drunken lethargy they lay,
+ Were borne, according to their chief's design,
+ To sports of pleasantness--to sunshine glades,
+ Delightful gardens and inviting shades.
+ Young tender beauties were abundant there,
+ In earliest bloom, and exquisitely fair;
+ These gayly thronged around the sleeping men,
+ Who, when at length they were awake again,
+ Wondering to see the beauteous objects round,
+ Believed that some way they'd already found
+ Those fields of bliss, in every beauty decked,
+ The false Mahomet promised his elect.
+ Acquaintance quickly made, the Turks advance;
+ The maidens join them in a sprightly dance;
+ Sweet music charms them as they trip along;
+ And every feathered warbler adds his song.
+ The joys that could for every sense suffice.
+ Were found within this earthly paradise.
+ Wine, too, was there--and its effects the same;
+ These people drank, till they could drink no more,
+ Were earned to the place from whence they came.
+ And what resulted from this trickery?
+ These men believed that they should surely be
+ Again transported to that place of pleasure,
+ If, without fear of suffering or of death,
+ They showed devotion to Mahomet's faith,
+ And to their prince obedience without measure.
+ Thus might their sovereign with reason say,
+ And that, now his device had made them so,
+ His was the mightiest empire here below....
+
+All this might be very well in one of La Fontaine's tales--setting apart
+the weakness of the verse; and there are a hundred historical anecdotes
+which could be tolerated there only.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+
+Assassination being, next to poisoning, the crime most cowardly and most
+deserving of punishment, it is not astonishing that it has found an
+apologist in a man whose singular reasoning is, in some things, at
+variance with the reason of the rest of mankind.
+
+In a romance entitled "Emilius," he imagines that he is the guardian of
+a young man, to whom he is very careful to give an education such as is
+received in the military school--teaching him languages, geometry,
+tactics, fortification, and the history of his country. He does not seek
+to inspire him with love for his king and his country, but contents
+himself with making him a joiner. He would have this gentleman-joiner,
+when he has received a blow or a challenge, instead of returning it and
+fighting, "prudently assassinate the man." Moliere does, it is true, say
+jestingly, in _"L'Amour Peintre,"_ "assassination is the safest"; but
+the author of this romance asserts that it is the most just and
+reasonable. He says this very seriously, and, in the immensity of his
+paradoxes, this is one of the three or four things which he first says.
+The same spirit of wisdom and decency which makes him declare that a
+preceptor should often accompany his pupil to a place of prostitution,
+makes him decide that this disciple should be an assassin. So that the
+education which Jean Jacques would give to a young man consists in
+teaching him how to handle the plane, and in fitting him for salivation
+and the rope.
+
+We doubt whether fathers of families will be eager to give such
+preceptors to their children. It seems to us that the romance of Emilius
+departs rather too much from the maxims of Mentor in "Telemachus"; but
+it must also be acknowledged that our age has in all things very much
+varied from the great age of Louis XIV.
+
+Happily, none of these horrible infatuations are to be found in the
+"Encyclopaedia." It often displays a philosophy seemingly bold, but never
+that atrocious and extravagant babbling which two or three fools have
+called philosophy, and two or three ladies, eloquence.
+
+
+
+
+ASTROLOGY.
+
+
+Astrology might rest on a better foundation than magic. For if no one
+has seen farfadets, or lemures, or dives, or peris, or demons, or
+cacodemons, the predictions of astrologers have often been found true.
+Let two astrologers be consulted on the life of an infant, and on the
+weather; if one of them say that the child shall five to the age of man,
+the other that he shall not; if one foretell rain and the other fair
+weather, it is quite clear that there will be a prophet.
+
+The great misfortune of astrologers is that the heavens have changed
+since the rules of the art were laid down. The sun, which at the equinox
+was in the Ram in the time of the Argonauts, is now in the Bull; and
+astrologers, most unfortunately for their art, now attribute to one
+house of the sun that which visibly belongs to another. Still, this is
+not a demonstrative argument against astrology. The masters of the art
+are mistaken; but it is not proved that the art cannot exist.
+
+There would be no absurdity in saying, "Such a child was born during the
+moon's increase, in a stormy season, at the rising of a certain star;
+its constitution was bad, and its life short and miserable, which is the
+ordinary lot of weak temperaments; another, on the contrary, was born
+when the moon was at the full, and the sun in all his power, in calm
+weather, at the rising of another particular star; his constitution was
+good, and his life long and happy." If such observations had been
+frequently repeated, and found just, experience might, at the end of a
+few thousand centuries, have formed an art which it would have been
+difficult to call in question; it would have been thought, not without
+some appearance of truth, that men are like trees and vegetables, which
+must be planted only in certain seasons. It would have been of no
+service against the astrologers to say, "My son was born in fine
+weather, yet he died in his cradle." The astrologer would have answered,
+"It often happens that trees planted in the proper season perish
+prematurely; I will answer for the stars, but not for the particular
+conformation which you communicated to your child; astrology operates
+only when there is no cause opposed to the good which they have power to
+work."
+
+[Illustration: An Astrologer.]
+
+Nor would astrology have suffered any more discredit from it being said:
+"Of two children who were born in the same minute, one became a king,
+the other nothing more than churchwarden of his parish;" for a defence
+would easily have been made by showing that the peasant made his fortune
+in becoming churchwarden, just as much as the prince did in becoming
+king.
+
+And if it were alleged that a bandit, hung up by order of Sixtus the
+Fifth, was born at the same time as Sixtus, who, from being a swineherd,
+became pope, the astrologers would say that there was a mistake of a few
+seconds, and that, according to the rules, the same star could not
+bestow the tiara and the gallows. It was, then, only because
+long-accumulated experience gave the lie to the predictions that men at
+length perceived that the art was illusory; but their credulity was of
+long duration.
+
+One of the most famous mathematicians of Europe, named Stoffler, who
+flourished in the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries, foretold a
+universal deluge for the year 1524. This deluge was to happen in the
+month of February, and nothing can be more plausible, for Saturn,
+Jupiter, and Mars were then in conjunction in the sign of the Fishes.
+Every nation in Europe, Asia, and Africa that heard of the prediction
+was in consternation. The whole world expected the deluge, in spite of
+the rainbow. Several contemporary authors relate that the inhabitants of
+the maritime provinces of Germany hastened to sell their lands, at any
+price, to such as had more money and less credulity than themselves.
+Each one provided himself with a boat to serve as an ark. A doctor of
+Toulouse, in particular, named Auriol, had an ark built for himself, his
+family, and friends; and the same precautions were taken in a great part
+of Italy. At last the month of February arrived, and not a drop of rain
+fell, never was a month more dry, never were the astrologers more
+embarrassed. However, we neither discouraged nor neglected them; almost
+all our princes continued to consult them.
+
+I have not the honor to be a prince; nevertheless, the celebrated Count
+de Boulainvilliers and an Italian, named Colonna, who had great
+reputation at Paris, both foretold to me that I should assuredly die at
+the age of thirty-two. I have already been so malicious as to deceive
+them thirty years in their calculation--for which I most humbly ask
+their pardon.
+
+
+
+
+ASTRONOMY,
+
+WITH A FEW MORE REFLECTIONS ON ASTROLOGY.
+
+
+M. Duval, who, if I mistake not, was librarian to the Emperor Francis
+I., gives us an account of the manner in which, in his childhood, pure
+instinct gave him the first ideas of astronomy. He was contemplating the
+moon which, as it declined towards the west, seemed to touch the trees
+of a wood. He doubted not that he should find it behind the trees, and,
+on running thither, was astonished to see it at the extremity of the
+horizon.
+
+The following days his curiosity prompted him to watch the course of
+this luminary, and he was still more surprised to find that it rose and
+set at various hours. The different forms which it took from week to
+week, and its total disappearance for some nights, also contributed to
+fix his attention. All that a child could do was to observe and to
+admire, and this was doing much; not one in ten thousand has this
+curiosity and perseverance.
+
+He studied, as he could, for three years, with no other book than the
+heavens, no other master than his eyes. He observed that the stars did
+not change their relative positions; but the brilliancy of the planet
+Venus having caught his attention, it seemed to him to have a particular
+course, like that of the moon. He watched it every night; it disappeared
+for a long time; and at length he saw it become the morning instead of
+the evening star. The course of the sun, which from month to month, rose
+and set in different parts of the heavens, did not escape him. He marked
+the solstices with two staves, without knowing what the solstices were.
+
+It appears to me that some profit might be derived from this example,
+in teaching astronomy to a child of ten or twelve years of age, and with
+much greater facility than this extraordinary child, of whom I have
+spoken, taught himself its first elements.
+
+It is a very attractive spectacle for a mind disposed to the
+contemplation of nature to see that the different phases of the moon are
+precisely the same as those of a globe round which a lighted candle is
+moved, showing here a quarter, here the half of its surface, and
+becoming invisible when an opaque body is interposed between it and the
+candle. In this manner it was that Galileo explained the true principles
+of astronomy before the doge and senators of Venice on St. Mark's tower;
+he demonstrated everything to the eyes.
+
+Indeed, not only a child, but even a man of mature age, who has seen the
+constellations only on maps or globes, finds it difficult to recognize
+them in the heavens. In a little time the child will quite well
+comprehend the causes of the sun's apparent course, and the daily
+revolutions of the fixed stars.
+
+He will, in particular, discover the constellations with the aid of
+these four Latin lines, made by an astronomer about fifty years ago, and
+which are not sufficiently known:
+
+_Delta Aries, Perseum Taurus, Geminique Capellam; Nil Cancer, Plaustrum
+Leo, Virgo Coman, atque Bootem, Libra Anguem, Anguiferum fert Scorpios;
+Antinoum Arcus; Delphinum Caper, Amphora Equos, Cepheida Pisces._
+
+Nothing should be said to him about the systems of Ptolemy and Tycho
+Brahe, because they are false; they can never be of any other service
+than to explain some passages in ancient authors, relating to the errors
+of antiquity. For instance, in the second book of Ovid's
+_"Metamorphoses"_ the sun says to Phaeton:
+
+ _Adde, quod assidua rapitur vertigine coelum;_
+ _Nitor in adversum; nec me, qui caetera, vincit_
+ _Impetus; et rapido contrarius evehor orbi._
+
+ A rapid motion carries round the heavens;
+ But I--and I alone--resist its force,
+ Marching secure in my opposing path.
+
+This idea of a first mover turning the heavens round in twenty-four
+hours with an impossible motion, and of the sun, though acted upon by
+this first motion, yet imperceptibly advancing from west to east by a
+motion peculiar to itself, and without a cause, would but embarrass a
+young beginner.
+
+It is sufficient for him to know that, whether the earth revolves on its
+own axis and round the sun, or the sun completes his revolution in a
+year, appearances are nearly the same, and that, in astronomy, we are
+obliged to judge of things by our eyes before we examine them as natural
+philosophers.
+
+He will soon know the cause of the eclipses of the sun and the moon, and
+why they do not occur every night. It will at first appear to him that,
+the moon being every month in opposition to and in conjunction with the
+sun, we should have an eclipse of the sun and one of the moon every
+month. But when he finds that these two luminaries are not in the same
+plane and are seldom in the same line with the earth, he will no longer
+be surprised.
+
+He will easily be made to understand how it is that eclipses have been
+foretold, by knowing the exact circle in which the apparent motion of
+the sun and the real motion of the moon are accomplished. He will be
+told that observers found by experience and calculation the number of
+times that these two bodies are precisely in the same line with the
+earth in the space of nineteen years and a few hours, after which they
+seem to recommence the same course; so that, making the necessary
+allowances for the little inequalities that occurred during those
+nineteen years, the exact day, hour, and minute of an eclipse of the sun
+or moon were foretold. These first elements are soon acquired by a child
+of clear conceptions.
+
+Not even the precession of the equinoxes will terrify him. It will be
+enough to tell him that the sun has constantly appeared to advance in
+his annual course, one degree in seventy-two years, towards the east;
+and this is what Ovid meant to express: _"Contrarius evehor
+orbi"_;--"Marching secure in my opposing path."
+
+Thus the Ram, which the sun formerly entered at the beginning of spring,
+is now in the place where the Bull was then. This change which has taken
+place in the heavens, and the entrance of the sun into other
+constellations than those which he formerly occupied, were the
+strongest arguments against the pretended rules of judicial astrology.
+It does not, however, appear that this proof was employed before the
+present century to destroy this universal extravagance which so long
+infected all mankind, and is still in great vogue in Persia.
+
+A man born, according to the almanac, when the sun was in the sign of
+the Lion, was necessarily to be courageous; but, unfortunately, he was
+in reality born under the sign of the Virgin. So that Gauric and Michael
+Morin should have changed all the rules of their art.
+
+It is indeed odd that all the laws of astrology were contrary to those
+of astronomy. The wretched charlatans of antiquity and their stupid
+disciples, who have been so well received and so well paid by all the
+princes of Europe, talked of nothing but Mars and Venus, stationary and
+retrograde. Such as had Mars stationary were always to conquer. Venus
+stationary made all lovers happy. Nothing was worse than to be born
+under Venus retrograde. But the fact is that these planets have never
+been either retrograde or stationary, which a very slight knowledge of
+optics would have sufficed to show.
+
+How, then, can it have been that, in spite of physics and geometry, the
+ridiculous chimera of astrology is entertained even to this day, so that
+we have seen men distinguished for their general knowledge, and
+especially profound in history, who have all their lives been infatuated
+by so despicable an error? But the error was ancient, and that was
+enough.
+
+The Egyptians, the Chaldaeans, the Jews, foretold the future; therefore,
+it may be foretold now. Serpents were charmed and spirits were raised in
+those days; therefore, spirits may be raised and serpents charmed now.
+It is only necessary to know the precise formula made use of for the
+purpose. If predictions are at an end, it is the fault, not of the art,
+but of the artist. Michael Morin and his secret died together. It is
+thus that the alchemists speak of the philosopher's stone; if, say they,
+we do not now find it, it is because we do not yet know precisely how to
+seek it; but it is certainly in Solomon's collar-bone. And, with this
+glorious certainty, more than two hundred families in France and Germany
+have ruined themselves.
+
+It is not then to be wondered at that the whole world has been duped by
+astrology. The wretched argument, "there are false prodigies, therefore
+there are true ones," is neither that of a philosopher, nor of a man
+acquainted with the world. "That is false and absurd, therefore it will
+be believed by the multitude," is a much truer maxim.
+
+It is still less astonishing that so many men, raised in other things so
+far above the vulgar; so many princes, so many popes, whom it would have
+been impossible to mislead in the smallest affair of interest, have been
+so ridiculously seduced by this astrological nonsense. They were very
+proud and very ignorant. The stars were for them alone; the rest of the
+world a rabble, with whom the stars had nothing to do. They were like
+the prince who trembled at the sight of a comet, and said gravely to
+those who did not fear it, "You may behold it without concern; you are
+not princes."
+
+The famous German leader, Wallenstein, was one of those infatuated by
+this chimera; he called himself a prince, and consequently thought that
+the zodiac had been made on purpose for him. He never besieged a town,
+nor fought a battle, until he had held a council with the heavens; but,
+as this great man was very ignorant, he placed at the head of this
+council a rogue of an Italian, named Seni, keeping him a coach and six,
+and giving him a pension of twenty thousand livres. Seni, however, never
+foresaw that Wallenstein would be assassinated by order of his most
+gracious sovereign, and that he himself would return to Italy on foot.
+
+It is quite evident that nothing can be known of the future, otherwise
+than by conjectures. These conjectures may be so well-founded as to
+approach certainty. You see a shark swallow a little boy; you may wager
+ten thousand to one that he will be devoured; but you cannot be
+absolutely sure of it, after the adventures of Hercules, Jonas, and
+Orlando Furioso, who each lived so long in a fish's belly.
+
+It cannot be too often repeated that Albertus Magnus and Cardinal
+d'Ailli both made the horoscope of Jesus Christ. It would appear that
+they read in the stars how many devils he would cast out of the bodies
+of the possessed, and what sort of death he was to die. But it was
+unfortunate that these learned astrologers _foretold_ all these things
+so long _after_ they happened.
+
+We shall elsewhere see that in a sect which passes for Christian, it is
+believed to be impossible for the Supreme Intelligence to see the future
+otherwise than by supreme conjecture; for, as the future does not exist,
+it is, say they, a contradiction in terms to talk of seeing at the
+present time that which is not.
+
+
+
+
+ATHEISM.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+
+_On the Comparison so Often Made between Atheism and Idolatry._
+
+It seems to me that, in the _"Dictionnaire Encyclopedique,"_ a more
+powerful refutation might have been brought against the Jesuit
+Richeome's opinion concerning atheists and idolaters--an opinion
+formerly maintained by St. Thomas, St. Gregory Nazianzen, St. Cyprian,
+and Tertullian--an opinion which Arnobius placed in a strong light when
+he said to the pagans, "Do you not blush to reproach us with contempt
+for your gods? Is it not better to believe in no god than to impute to
+them infamous actions?"--an opinion long before established by
+Plutarch, who stated that he would rather have it said that there was
+no Plutarch than that there was a Plutarch, inconstant, choleric, and
+vindictive--an opinion, too, fortified by all the dialectical efforts of
+Bayle.
+
+Such is the ground of dispute, placed in a very striking point of view
+by the Jesuit Richeome, and made still more specious by the way in which
+Bayle sets it off:
+
+"There are two porters at the door of a house. You ask to speak to the
+master. He is not at home, answers one. He is at home, answers the
+other, but is busied in making false money, false contracts, daggers,
+and poisons, to destroy those who have only accomplished his designs.
+The atheist resembles the former of these porters, the pagan the latter.
+It is then evident that the pagan offends the Divinity more grievously
+than the atheist."
+
+With the permission of Father Richeome, and that of Bayle himself, this
+is not at all the state of the question. For the first porter to be like
+the atheist, he must say, not "My master is not here," but "I have no
+master; he who you pretend is my master does not exist. My comrade is a
+blockhead to tell you that the gentleman is engaged in mixing poisons
+and wetting poniards to assassinate those who have executed his will.
+There is no such being in the world."
+
+Richeome, therefore, has reasoned very ill; and Bayle, in his rather
+diffuse discourses, has so far forgotten himself as to do Richeome the
+honor of making a very lame comment upon him.
+
+Plutarch seems to express himself much better, in declaring that he
+prefers those who say there is no Plutarch to those who assert that
+Plutarch is unfit for society. Indeed, of what consequence to him was
+its being said that he was not in the world? But it was of great
+consequence that his reputation should not be injured. With the Supreme
+Being it is otherwise.
+
+Still Plutarch does not come to the real point in discussion. It is only
+asked who most offends the Supreme Being--he who denies Him, or he who
+disfigures Him? It is impossible to know, otherwise than by revelation,
+whether God is offended at the vain discourses which men hold about Him.
+
+Philosophers almost always fall unconsciously into the ideas of the
+vulgar, in supposing that God is jealous of His glory, wrathful, and
+given to revenge, and in taking rhetorical figures for real ideas. That
+which interests the whole world is to know whether it is not better to
+admit a rewarding and avenging God, recompensing hidden good actions,
+and punishing secret crimes, than to admit no God at all.
+
+Bayle exhausts himself in repeating all the infamous things imputed to
+the gods of antiquity. His adversaries answer him by unmeaning
+commonplaces. The partisans and the enemies of Bayle have almost always
+fought without coming to close quarters. They all agree that Jupiter
+was an adulterer, Venus a wanton, Mercury a rogue. But this, I conceive,
+ought not to be considered; the religion of the ancient Romans should be
+distinguished from Ovid's _"Metamorphoses."_ It is quite certain that
+neither they nor even the Greeks ever had a temple dedicated to Mercury
+the Rogue, Venus the Wanton, or Jupiter the Adulterer.
+
+The god whom the Romans called _"Deus optimus maximus"_--most good, most
+great--was not believed to have encouraged Clodius to lie with Caesar's
+wife, nor Caesar to become the minion of King Nicomedes.
+
+Cicero does not say that Mercury incited Verres to rob Sicily, though,
+in the fable, Mercury had stolen Apollo's cows. The real religion of the
+ancients was that Jupiter, most good and just, with the secondary
+divinities, punished perjury in the infernal regions. Thus, the Romans
+were long the most religious observers of their oaths. It was in no wise
+ordained that they should believe in Leda's two eggs, in the
+transformation of Inachus's daughter into a cow, or in Apollo's love for
+Hyacinthus. Therefore it must not be said that the religion of Numa was
+dishonoring to the Divinity. So that, as but too often happens, there
+has been a long dispute about a chimera.
+
+Then, it is asked, can a people of atheists exist? I consider that a
+distinction must be made between the people, properly so called, and a
+society of philosophers above the people. It is true that, in every
+country, the populace require the strongest curb; and that if Bayle had
+had but five or six hundred peasants to govern, he would not have failed
+to announce to them a rewarding and avenging God. But Bayle would have
+said nothing about them to the Epicureans, who were people of wealth,
+fond of quiet, cultivating all the social virtues, and friendship in
+particular, shunning the dangers and embarrassments of public
+affairs--leading, in short, a life of ease and innocence. The dispute,
+so far as it regards policy and society, seems to me to end here.
+
+As for people entirely savage, they can be counted neither among the
+theists nor among the atheists. To ask them what is their creed would be
+like asking them if they are for Aristotle or Democritus. They know
+nothing; they are no more atheists than they are peripatetics.
+
+But, it may be insisted, that they live in society, though they have no
+God, and that, therefore, society may subsist without religion.
+
+In this case I shall reply that wolves live so; and that an assemblage
+of barbarous cannibals, as you suppose them to be, is not a society.
+And, further, I will ask you if, when you have lent your money to any
+one of your society, you would have neither your debtor, nor your
+attorney, nor your notary, nor your judge, believe in a God?
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+_Modern Atheists.--Arguments of the Worshippers of God._
+
+We are intelligent beings, and intelligent beings cannot have been
+formed by a blind, brute, insensible being; there is certainly some
+difference between a clod and the ideas of Newton. Newton's
+intelligence, then, came from some other intelligence.
+
+When we see a fine machine, we say there is a good machinist, and that
+he has an excellent understanding. The world is assuredly an admirable
+machine; therefore there is in the world, somewhere or other, an
+admirable intelligence. This argument is old, but is not therefore the
+worse.
+
+All animated bodies are composed of levers and pulleys, which act
+according to the laws of mechanics; of liquors, which are kept in
+perpetual circulation by the laws of hydrostatics; and the reflection
+that all these beings have sentiment which has no relation to their
+organization, fills us with wonder.
+
+The motions of the stars, that of our little earth round the sun--all
+are operated according to the laws of the profoundest mathematics. How
+could it be that Plato, who knew not one of these laws--the eloquent but
+chimerical Plato, who said that the foundation of the earth was an
+equilateral triangle, and that of water a right-angled triangle--the
+strange Plato, who said there could be but five worlds, because there
+were but five regular bodieshow, I say, was it that Plato, who was not
+even acquainted with spherical trigonometry, had nevertheless so fine a
+genius, so happy an instinct, as to call God the Eternal
+Geometrician--to feel that there exists a forming Intelligence? Spinoza
+himself confesses it. It is impossible to controvert this truth, which
+surrounds us and presses us on all sides.
+
+_Argument of the Atheists._
+
+I have, however, known refractory individuals, who have said that there
+is no forming intelligence, and that motion alone has formed all that we
+see and all that we are. They say boldly that the combination of this
+universe was possible because it exists; therefore it was possible for
+motion of itself to arrange it. Take four planets only--Mars, Venus,
+Mercury, and the Earth; let us consider them solely in the situations in
+which they now are; and let us see how many probabilities we have that
+motion will bring them again to those respective places. There are but
+twenty-four chances in this combination; that is, it is only twenty-four
+to one that these planets will not be found in the same situations with
+respect to one another. To these four globes add that of Jupiter; and it
+is then only a hundred and twenty to one that Jupiter, Mars, Venus,
+Mercury, and our globe will not be placed in the same positions in which
+we now see them.
+
+Lastly, add Saturn; and there will then be only seven hundred and twenty
+chances to one against putting these planets in their present
+arrangement, according to their given distances. It is, then,
+demonstrated that once, at least, in seven hundred and twenty cases,
+chance might place these planets in their present order.
+
+Then take all the secondary planets, all their motions, all the beings
+that vegetate, live, feel, think, act, on all these globes; you have
+only to increase the number of chances; multiply this number to all
+eternity--to what our weakness calls _infinity_--there will still be an
+unit in favor of the formation of the world, such as it is, by motion
+alone; therefore it is possible that, in all eternity, the motion of
+matter alone has produced the universe as it exists. Nay, this
+combination must, in eternity, of necessity happen. Thus, say they, not
+only it is possible that the world is as it is by motion alone, but it
+was impossible that it should not be so after infinite combinations.
+
+_Answer._
+
+All this supposition seems to me to be prodigiously chimerical, for two
+reasons: the first is, that in this universe there are intelligent
+beings, and you cannot prove it possible for motion alone to produce
+understanding. The second is, that, by your own confession, the chances
+are infinity to unity, that an intelligent forming cause produced the
+universe. Standing alone against infinity, a unit makes but a poor
+figure.
+
+Again Spinoza himself admits this intelligence; it is the basis of his
+system. You have not read him, but you must read him. Why would you go
+further than he, and, through a foolish pride, plunge into the abyss
+where Spinoza dared not to descend? Are you not aware of the extreme
+folly of saying that it is owing to a blind cause that the square of the
+revolution of one planet is always to the squares of the others as the
+cube of its distance is to the cubes of the distances of the others from
+the common centre? Either the planets are great geometricians, or the
+Eternal Geometrician has arranged the planets.
+
+But where is the Eternal Geometrician? Is He in one place, or in all
+places, without occupying space? I know not. Has He arranged all things
+of His own substance? I know not. Is He immense, without quantity and
+without quality? I know not. All I know is, that we must adore Him and
+be just.
+
+_New Objection of a Modern Atheist._
+
+Can it be said that the conformation of animals is according to their
+necessities? What are those necessities? Self-preservation and
+propagation. Now, is it astonishing that, of the infinite combinations
+produced by chance, those only have survived which had organs adapted
+for their nourishment and the continuation of their species? Must not
+all others necessarily have perished?
+
+_Answer._
+
+This argument, taken from Lucretius, is sufficiently refuted by the
+sensation given to animals and the intelligence given to man. How, as
+has just been said in the preceding paragraph, should combinations
+produced by chance produce this sensation and this intelligence? Yes,
+doubtless, the members of animals are made for all their necessities
+with an incomprehensible art, and you have not the boldness to deny it.
+You do not mention it. You feel that you can say nothing in answer to
+this great argument which Nature brings against you. The disposition of
+the wing of a fly, or of the feelers of a snail, is sufficient to
+confound you.
+
+_An Objection of Maupertuis._
+
+The natural philosophers of modern times have done nothing more than
+extend these pretended arguments; this they have sometimes done even to
+minuteness and indecency. They have found God in the folds of a
+rhinoceros's hide; they might, with equal reason, have denied His
+existence on account of the tortoise's shell.
+
+_Answer._
+
+What reasoning! The tortoise and the rhinoceros, and all the different
+species, prove alike in their infinite varieties the same cause, the
+same design, the same end, which are preservation, generation, and
+death. Unity is found in this immense variety; the hide and the shell
+bear equal testimony. What! deny God, because a shell is not like a
+skin! And journalists have lavished upon this coxcombry praises which
+they have withheld from Newton and Locke, both worshippers of the
+Divinity from thorough examination and conviction!
+
+_Another of Maupertuis's Objections._
+
+Of what service are beauty and fitness in the construction of a serpent?
+Perhaps, you say, it has uses of which we are ignorant. Let us then, at
+least, be silent, and not admire an animal which we know only by the
+mischief it does.
+
+_Answer._
+
+Be you silent, also, since you know no more of its utility than myself;
+or acknowledge that, in reptiles, everything is admirably proportioned.
+Some of them are venomous; you have been so too. The only subject at
+present under consideration is the prodigious art which has formed
+serpents, quadrupeds, birds, fishes, and bipeds. This art is evident
+enough. You ask, Why is not the serpent harmless? And why have you not
+been harmless? Why have you been a persecutor? which, in a philosopher,
+is the greatest of crimes. This is quite another question; it is that of
+physical and moral evil. It has long been asked, Why are there so many
+serpents, and so many wicked men worse than serpents? If flies could
+reason, they would complain to God of the existence of spiders; but they
+would, at the same time, acknowledge what Minerva confessed to Arachne
+in the fable, that they arrange their webs in a wonderful manner.
+
+We cannot, then, do otherwise than acknowledge an ineffable
+Intelligence, which Spinoza himself admitted. We must own that it is
+displayed as much in the meanest insect as in the planets. And with
+regard to moral and physical evil, what can be done or said? Let us
+console ourselves by the enjoyment of physical and moral good, and adore
+the Eternal Being, who has ordained the one and permitted the other.
+
+One word more on this topic. Atheism is the vice of some intelligent
+men, and superstition is the vice of fools. And what is the vice of
+knaves?--Hypocrisy.
+
+
+SECTION III.
+
+_Unjust Accusation.--Justification of Vanini._
+
+Formerly, whoever was possessed of a secret in any art was in danger of
+passing for a sorcerer; every new sect was charged with murdering
+infants in its mysteries; and every philosopher who departed from the
+jargon of the schools was accused of atheism by knaves and fanatics, and
+condemned by blockheads.
+
+Anaxagorus dares to assert that the sun is not conducted by Apollo,
+mounted in a chariot and four; he is condemned as an atheist, and
+compelled to fly.
+
+Aristotle is accused of atheism by a priest, and not being powerful
+enough to punish his accuser, he retires to Chalcis. But the death of
+Socrates is the greatest blot on the page of Grecian history.
+
+Aristophanes--he whom commentators admire because he was a Greek,
+forgetting that Socrates was also a Greek--Aristophanes was the first
+who accustomed the Athenians to regard Socrates as an atheist.
+
+This comic poet, who is neither comic nor poetical, would not, among us,
+have been permitted to exhibit his farces at the fair of St. Lawrence.
+He appears to me to be much lower and more despicable than Plutarch
+represents him. Let us see what the wise Plutarch says of this buffoon:
+"The language of Aristophanes bespeaks his miserable quackery; it is
+made up of the lowest and most disgusting puns; he is not even pleasing
+to the people; and to men of judgment and honor he is insupportable; his
+arrogance is intolerable, and all good men detest his malignity."
+
+This, then, is the jack-pudding whom Madame Dacier, an admirer of
+Socrates, ventures to admire! Such was the man who, indirectly, prepared
+the poison by which infamous judges put to death the most virtuous man
+in Greece.
+
+The tanners, cobblers, and seamstresses of Athens applauded a farce in
+which Socrates was represented lifted in the air in a hamper, announcing
+that there was no God, and boasting of having stolen a cloak while he
+was teaching philosophy. A whole people, whose government sanctioned
+such infamous licences, well deserved what has happened to them, to
+become slaves to the Romans, and, subsequently, to the Turks. The
+Russians, whom the Greeks of old would have called barbarians, would
+neither have poisoned Socrates, nor have condemned Alcibiades to death.
+
+We pass over the ages between the Roman commonwealth and our own times.
+The Romans, much more wise than the Greeks, never persecuted a
+philosopher for his opinions. Not so the barbarous nations which
+succeeded the Roman Empire. No sooner did the Emperor Frederick II.
+begin to quarrel with the popes, than he was accused of being an
+atheist, and being the author of the book of "The Three Impostors,"
+conjointly with his chancellor De Vincis.
+
+Does our high-chancellor, de l'Hopital, declare against persecution? He
+is immediately charged with atheism--_"Homo doctus, sed vetus atheus."_
+There was a Jesuit, as much beneath Aristophanes as Aristophanes is
+beneath Homer--a wretch, whose name has become ridiculous even among
+fanatics--the Jesuit Garasse, who found atheists everywhere. He bestows
+the name upon all who are the objects of his virulence. He calls
+Theodore Beza an atheist. It was he, too, that led the public into error
+concerning Vanini.
+
+The unfortunate end of Vanini does not excite our pity and indignation
+like that of Socrates, because Vanini was only a foreign pedant, without
+merit; however, Vanini was not, as was pretended, an atheist; he was
+quite the contrary.
+
+He was a poor Neapolitan priest, a theologian and preacher by trade, an
+outrageous disputer on quiddities and universals, and _"utrum chimaera
+bombinans in vacuo possit comedere secundas intentiones."_ But there was
+nothing in him tending to atheism. His notion of God is that of the
+soundest and most approved theology: "God is the beginning and the end,
+the father of both, without need of either, eternal without time, in no
+one place, yet present everywhere. To him there is neither past nor
+future; he is within and without everything; he has created all, and
+governs all; he is immutable, infinite without parts; his power is his
+will." This is not very philosophical, but it is the most approved
+theology.
+
+Vanini prided himself on reviving Plato's fine idea, adopted by
+Averroes, that God had created a chain of beings from the smallest to
+the greatest, the last link of which was attached to his eternal throne;
+an idea more sublime than true, but as distant from atheism as being
+from nothing.
+
+He travelled to seek his fortune and to dispute; but, unfortunately,
+disputation leads not to fortune; a man makes himself as many
+irreconcilable enemies as he finds men of learning or of pedantry to
+argue against. Vanini's ill-fortune had no other source. His heat and
+rudeness in disputation procured him the hatred of some theologians; and
+having quarrelled with one Franconi, this Franconi, the friend of his
+enemies, charged him with being an atheist and teaching atheism.
+
+Franconi, aided by some witnesses, had the barbarity, when confronted
+with the accused, to maintain what he had advanced. Vanini, on the
+stool, being asked what he thought of the existence of a God, answered
+that he, with the Church, adored a God in three persons. Taking a straw
+from the ground, "This," said he, "is sufficient to prove that there is
+a creator." He then delivered a very fine discourse on vegetation and
+motion, and the necessity of a Supreme Being, without whom there could
+be neither motion nor vegetation.
+
+The president Grammont, who was then at Toulouse, repeats this discourse
+in his history of France, now so little known; and the same Grammont,
+through some unaccountable prejudice, asserts that Vanini said all this
+"through vanity, or through fear, rather than from inward conviction."
+
+On what could this atrocious, rash judgment of the president be founded?
+It is evident, from Vanini's answer, that he could not but be acquitted
+of the charge of atheism. But what followed? This unfortunate foreign
+priest also dabbled in medicine. There was found in his house a large
+live toad, which he kept in a vessel of water; he was forthwith accused
+of being a sorcerer. It was maintained that this toad was the god which
+he adored. An impious meaning was attributed to several passages of his
+books, a thing which is both common and easy, by taking objections for
+answers, giving some bad sense to a loose phrase, and perverting an
+innocent expression. At last, the faction which oppressed him forced
+from his judges the sentence which condemned him to die.
+
+In order to justify this execution it was necessary to charge the
+unfortunate man with the most enormous of crimes. The grey friar--the
+_very_ grey friar Marsenne, was so besotted as to publish that "Vanini
+set out from Naples, with twelve of his apostles, to convert the whole
+world to atheism." What a pitiful tale! How should a poor priest have
+twelve men in his pay? How should he persuade twelve Neapolitans to
+travel at great expense, in order to spread this revolting doctrine at
+the peril of their lives? Would a king himself have it in his power to
+pay twelve preachers of atheism? No one before Father Marsenne had
+advanced so enormous an absurdity. But after him it was repeated; the
+journals and historical dictionaries caught it, and the world, which
+loves the extraordinary, has believed the fable without examination.
+
+Even Bayle, in his miscellaneous thoughts (_Pensees Diverses_), speaks
+of Vanini as of an atheist. He cites his example in support of his
+paradox, that "a society of atheists might exist." He assures us that
+Vanini was a man of very regular morals, and that he was a martyr to
+his philosophical opinions. On both these points he is equally mistaken.
+Vanini informs us in his "Dialogues," written in imitation of Erasmus,
+that he had a mistress named Isabel. He was as free in his writings as
+in his conduct; but he was not an atheist.
+
+A century after his death, the learned Lacroze, and he who took the name
+of Philaletes, endeavored to justify him. But as no one cares anything
+about the memory of an unfortunate Neapolitan, scarcely any one has read
+these apologies.
+
+The Jesuit Hardouin, more learned and no less rash than Garasse, in his
+book entitled _"Athei Detecti"_ charges the Descartes, the Arnaulds, the
+Pascals, the Malebranches, with atheism. Happily, Vanini's fate was not
+theirs.
+
+
+SECTION IV.
+
+A word on the question in morals, agitated by Bayle, "Whether a society
+of atheists can exist." Here let us first observe the enormous
+self-contradictions of men in disputation. Those who have been most
+violent in opposing the opinion of Bayle, those who have denied with the
+greatest virulence the possibility of a society of atheists, are the
+very men who have since maintained with equal ardor that atheism is the
+religion of the Chinese government.
+
+They have most assuredly been mistaken concerning the government of
+China; they had only to read the edicts of the emperors of that vast
+country, and they would have seen that those edicts are sermons, in
+which a Supreme Being--governing, avenging, and rewarding--is
+continually spoken of.
+
+But, at the same time, they are no less deceived respecting the
+impossibility of a society of atheists; nor can I conceive how Bayle
+could forget a striking instance which might have rendered his cause
+victorious.
+
+In what does the apparent impossibility of a society of atheists
+consist? In this: It is judged that men without some restraint could not
+live together; that laws have no power against secret crimes; and that
+it is necessary to have an avenging God--punishing, in this world or in
+the next, such as escape human justice.
+
+The laws of Moses, it is true, did not teach the doctrine of a life to
+come, did not threaten with chastisements after death, nor even teach
+the primitive Jews the immortality of the soul; but the Jews, far from
+being atheists, far from believing that they could elude the divine
+vengeance, were the most religious of men. They believed not only in the
+existence of an eternal God, but that He was always present among them;
+they trembled lest they should be punished in themselves, their wives,
+their children, their posterity to the fourth generation. This was a
+very powerful check.
+
+But among the Gentiles various sects had no restraint; the Skeptics
+doubted of everything; the Academics suspended their judgment on
+everything; the Epicureans were persuaded that the Divinity could not
+meddle in human affairs, and in their hearts admitted no Divinity. They
+were convinced that the soul is not a substance, but a faculty which is
+born and perishes with the body; consequently, they had no restraint but
+that of morality and honor. The Roman senators and knights were in
+reality atheists; for to men who neither feared nor hoped anything from
+them, the gods could not exist. The Roman senate, then, in the time of
+Caesar and Cicero, was in fact an assembly of atheists.
+
+That great orator, in his oration for Cluentius, says to the whole
+assembled senate: "What does he lose by death? We reject all the silly
+fables about the infernal regions. What, then, can death take from him?
+Nothing but the susceptibility of sorrow."
+
+Does not Caesar, wishing to save the life of his friend Catiline,
+threatened by the same Cicero, object that to put a criminal to death is
+not to punish him--that death is nothing--that it is but the termination
+of our ills--a moment rather fortunate than calamitous? Did not Cicero
+and the whole senate yield to this reasoning? The conquerors and
+legislators of all the known world then, evidently, formed a society of
+men who feared nothing from the gods, but were real atheists.
+
+Bayle next examines whether idolatry is more dangerous than
+atheism--whether it is a greater crime not to believe in the Divinity
+than to have unworthy notions of it; in this he thinks with
+Plutarch--that it is better to have no opinion than a bad opinion; but,
+without offence to Plutarch, it was infinitely better that the Greeks
+should fear Ceres, Neptune, and Jupiter than that they should fear
+nothing at all. It is clear that the sanctity of oaths is necessary; and
+that those are more to be trusted who think a false oath will be
+punished, than those who think they may take a false oath with impunity.
+It cannot be doubted that, in an organized society, it is better to have
+even a bad religion than no religion at all.
+
+It appears then that Bayle should rather have examined whether atheism
+or fanaticism is the most dangerous. Fanaticism is certainly a thousand
+times the most to be dreaded; for atheism inspires no sanguinary
+passion, but fanaticism does; atheism does not oppose crime, but
+fanaticism prompts to its commission. Let us suppose, with the author of
+the _"Commentarium Return Gallicarum,"_ that the High-Chancellor de
+l'Hopital was an atheist; he made none but wise laws; he recommended
+only moderation and concord. The massacres of St. Bartholomew were
+committed by fanatics. Hobbes passed for an atheist; yet he led a life
+of innocence and quiet, while the fanatics of his time deluged England,
+Scotland, and Ireland with blood. Spinoza was not only an atheist--he
+taught atheism; but assuredly he had no part in the judicial
+assassination of Barneveldt; nor was it he who tore in pieces the two
+brothers De Witt, and ate them off the gridiron.
+
+Atheists are, for the most part, men of learning, bold but bewildered,
+who reason ill and, unable to comprehend the creation, the origin of
+evil, and other difficulties, have recourse to the hypothesis of the
+eternity of things and of necessity.
+
+The ambitious and the voluptuous have but little time to reason; they
+have other occupations than that of comparing Lucretius with Socrates.
+Such is the case with us and our time.
+
+It was otherwise with the Roman senate, which was composed almost
+entirely of theoretical and practical atheists, that is, believing
+neither in Providence nor in a future state; this senate was an assembly
+of philosophers, men of pleasure, and ambitious men, who were all very
+dangerous, and who ruined the commonwealth. Under the emperors,
+Epicureanism prevailed. The atheists of the senate had been factious in
+the times of Sulla and of Caesar; in those of Augustus and Tiberius, they
+were atheistical slaves.
+
+I should not wish to come in the way of an atheistical prince, whose
+interest it should be to have me pounded in a mortar; I am quite sure
+that I should be so pounded. Were I a sovereign, I would not have to do
+with atheistical courtiers, whose interest it was to poison me; I should
+be under the necessity of taking an antidote every day. It is then
+absolutely necessary for princes and people that the idea of a Supreme
+Being--creating, governing, rewarding, and punishing--be profoundly
+engraved on their minds.
+
+There are, nations of atheists, says Bayle in his "Thoughts on Comets."
+The Kaffirs, the Hottentots, and many other small populations, have no
+god; they neither affirm nor deny that there is one; they have never
+heard of Him; tell them that there is one, and they will easily believe
+it; tell them that all is done by the nature of things, and they will
+believe you just the same. To pretend that they are atheists would be
+like saying they are anti-Cartesians. They are neither for Descartes nor
+against him; they are no more than children; a child is neither atheist
+nor deist; he is nothing.
+
+From all this, what conclusion is to be drawn? That atheism is a most
+pernicious monster in those who govern; that it is the same in the men
+of their cabinet, since it may extend itself from the cabinet to those
+in office; that, although less to be dreaded than fanaticism, it is
+almost always fatal to virtue. And especially, let it be added, that
+there are fewer atheists now than ever--since philosophers have become
+persuaded that there is no vegetative being without a germ, no germ
+without a design, etc., and that the corn in our fields does not spring
+from rottenness.
+
+Unphilosophical geometricians have rejected final causes, but true
+philosophers admit them; and, as it is elsewhere observed, a catechist
+announces God to children, and Newton demonstrates Him to the wise.
+
+If there be atheists, who are to blame? Who but the mercenary tyrants of
+our souls, who, while disgusting us with their knavery, urge some weak
+spirits to deny the God whom such monsters dishonor? How often have the
+people's bloodsuckers forced overburdened citizens to revolt against the
+king!
+
+Men who have fattened on our substance, cry out to us: "Be persuaded
+that an ass spoke; believe that a fish swallowed a man, and threw him up
+three days after, safe and sound, on the shore; doubt not that the God
+of the universe ordered one Jewish prophet to eat excrement, and another
+to buy two prostitutes, and have bastards by them;" such are the words
+put into the mouth of the God of purity and truth! Believe a hundred
+things either visibly abominable or mathematically impossible; otherwise
+the God of Mercy will burn you in hell-fire, not only for millions of
+millions of ages, but for all eternity, whether you have a body or have
+not a body.
+
+These brutal absurdities are revolting to rash and weak minds, as well
+as to firm and wise ones. They say: "Our teachers represent God to us as
+the most insensate and barbarous of all beings; therefore, there is no
+God." But they ought to say, "Our teachers represent God as furious and
+ridiculous, therefore God is the reverse of what they describe Him; He
+is as wise and good as they say He is foolish and wicked." Thus do the
+wise decide. But, if a fanatic hears them, he denounces them to a
+magistrate--a sort of priest's officer, which officer has them burned
+alive, thinking that he is therein imitating and avenging the Divine
+Majesty which he insults.
+
+
+
+
+ATHEIST.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+There were once many atheists among the Christians; they are now much
+fewer. It at first appears to be a paradox, but examination proves it to
+be a truth, that theology often threw men's minds into atheism, until
+philosophy at length drew them out of it. It must indeed have been
+pardonable to doubt of the Divinity, when His only announcers disputed
+on His nature. Nearly all the first Fathers of the Church made God
+corporeal, and others, after them, giving Him no extent, lodged Him in a
+part of heaven. According to some, He had created the world in Time;
+while, according to others, He had created Time itself. Some gave Him a
+Son like to Himself; others would not grant that the Son was like to the
+Father. It was also disputed in what way a third person proceeded from
+the other two.
+
+It was agitated whether the Son had been, while on earth, composed of
+two persons. So that the question undesignedly became, whether there
+were five persons in the Divinity--three in heaven and two for Jesus
+Christ upon earth; or four persons, reckoning Christ upon earth as only
+one; or three persons, considering Christ only as God. There were
+disputes about His mother, His descent into hell and into limbo; the
+manner in which the body of the God-man was eaten, and the blood of the
+God-man was drunk; on grace; on the saints, and a thousand other
+matters. When the confidants of the Divinity were seen so much at
+variance among themselves anathematizing one another from age to age,
+but all agreeing in an immoderate thirst for riches and grandeur--while,
+on the other hand, were beheld the prodigious number of crimes and
+miseries which afflicted the earth, and of which many were caused by the
+very disputes of these teachers of souls--it must be confessed that it
+was allowable for rational men to doubt the existence of a being so
+strangely announced, and for men of sense to imagine that a God, who
+could of His own free will make so many beings miserable, did not exist.
+
+Suppose, for example, a natural philosopher of the fifteenth century
+reading these words in "St. Thomas's Dream": _"Virtus coeli, loco
+spermatis, sufficit cum elementis et putrefactione ad generationem
+animalium imperfectorum."_ "The virtue of heaven instead of seed is
+sufficient, with the elements and putrefaction, for the generation of
+imperfect animals." Our philosopher would reason thus: "If corruption
+suffices with the elements to produce unformed animals, it would appear
+that a little more corruption, with a little more heat, would also
+produce animals more complete. The virtue of heaven is here no other
+than the virtue of nature. I shall then think, with Epicurus and St.
+Thomas, that men may have sprung from the slime of the earth and the
+rays of the sun--a noble origin, too, for beings so wretched and so
+wicked. Why should I admit a creating God, presented to me under so many
+contradictory and revolting aspects?" But at length physics arose, and
+with them philosophy. Then it was clearly discovered that the mud of the
+Nile produced not a single insect, nor a single ear of corn, and men
+were found to acknowledge throughout, germs, relations, means, and an
+astonishing correspondence among all beings. The particles of light have
+been followed, which go from the sun to enlighten the globe and the ring
+of Saturn, at the distance of three hundred millions of leagues; then,
+coming to the earth, form two opposite angles in the eye of the minutest
+insect, and paint all nature on its retina. A philosopher was given to
+the world who discovered the simple and sublime laws by which the
+celestial globes move in the immensity of space. Thus the work of the
+universe, now that it is better known, bespeaks a workman, and so many
+never-varying laws announce a lawgiver. Sound philosophy, therefore, has
+destroyed atheism, to which obscure theology furnished weapons of
+defence.
+
+But one resource was left for the small number of difficult minds,
+which, being more forcibly struck by the pretended injustices of a
+Supreme Being than by his wisdom, were obstinate in denying this first
+mover. Nature has existed from all eternity; everything in nature is in
+motion, therefore everything in it continually changes. And if
+everything is forever changing, all possible combinations must take
+place; therefore the present combinations of all things may have been
+the effect of this eternal motion and change alone. Take six dice, and
+it is 46,655 to one that you do not throw six times six. But still there
+is that one chance in 46,656. So, in the infinity of ages, any one of
+the infinite number of combinations, as that of the present arrangement
+of the universe, is not impossible.
+
+Minds, otherwise rational, have been misled by these arguments; but they
+have not considered that there is infinity against them, and that there
+certainly is not infinity against the existence of God. They should,
+moreover, consider that if everything were changing, the smallest things
+could not remain unchanged, as they have so long done. They have at
+least no reason to advance why new species are not formed every day. On
+the contrary, it is very probable that a powerful hand, superior to
+these continual changes, keeps all species within the bounds it, has
+prescribed them. Thus the philosopher, who acknowledges a God, has a
+number of probabilities on his side, while the atheist has only doubts.
+
+It is evident that in morals it is much better to acknowledge a God than
+not to admit one. It is certainly to the interest of all men that there
+should be a Divinity to punish what human, justice cannot repress; but
+it is also clear that it were better to acknowledge no God than to
+worship a barbarous one, and offer Him human victims, as so many nations
+have done.
+
+We have one striking example, which places this truth beyond a doubt.
+The Jews, under Moses, had no idea of the immortality of the soul, nor
+of a future state. Their lawgiver announced to them, from God, only
+rewards and punishments purely temporal; they, therefore, had only this
+life to provide for. Moses commands the Levites to kill twenty-three
+thousand of their brethren for having had a golden or gilded calf. On
+another occasion twenty-four thousand of them are massacred for having
+had commerce with the young women of the country; and twelve thousand
+are struck dead because some few of them had wished to support the ark,
+which was near falling. It may, with perfect reverence for the decrees
+of Providence, be affirmed, humanly speaking, that it would have been
+much better for these fifty-nine thousand men, who believed in no future
+state, to have been absolute atheists and have lived, than to have been
+massacred in the name of the God whom they acknowledged.
+
+It is quite certain that atheism is not taught in the schools of the
+learned of China, but many of those learned men are atheists, for they
+are indifferent philosophers. Now it would undoubtedly be better to live
+with them at Pekin, enjoying the mildness of their manners and their
+laws, than to be at Goa, liable to groan in irons, in the prisons of the
+inquisition, until brought out in a brimstone-colored garment,
+variegated with devils, to perish in the flames.
+
+They who have maintained that a society of atheists may exist have then
+been right, for it is laws that form society, and these atheists, being
+moreover philosophers, may lead a very wise and happy life under the
+shade of those laws. They will certainly live in society more easily
+than superstitious fanatics. People one town with Epicureans such as
+Simonides, Protagoras, Des Barreux, Spinoza; and another with Jansenists
+and Molinists. In which do you think there will be the most quarrels and
+tumults? Atheism, considering it only with relation to this life, would
+be very dangerous among a ferocious people, and false ideas of the
+Divinity would be no less pernicious. Most of the great men of this
+world live as if they were atheists. Every man who has lived with his
+eyes open knows that the knowledge of a God, His presence, and His
+justice, has not the slightest influence over the wars, the treaties,
+the objects of ambition, interest or pleasure, in the pursuit of which
+they are wholly occupied. Yet we do not see that they grossly violate
+the rules established in society. It is much more agreeable to pass our
+lives among them than among the superstitious and fanatical. I do, it is
+true, expect more justice from one who believes in a God than from one
+who has no such belief; but from the superstitious I look only for
+bitterness and persecution. Atheism and fanaticism are two monsters
+which may tear society in pieces; but the atheist preserves his reason,
+which checks his propensity to mischief, while the fanatic is under the
+influence of a madness which is constantly urging him on.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+In England, as everywhere else, there have been, and there still are,
+many atheists by principle; for there are none but young, inexperienced
+preachers, very ill-informed of what passes in the world, who affirm
+that there cannot be atheists. I have known some in France, who were
+quite good natural philosophers; and have, I own, been very much
+surprised that men who could so ably develop the secret springs of
+nature should obstinately refuse to acknowledge the hand which so
+evidently puts those springs in action.
+
+It appears to me that one of the principles which leads them to
+materialism is that they believe in the plentitude and infinity of the
+universe, and the eternity of matter. It must be this which misleads
+them, for almost all the Newtonians whom I have met admit the void and
+the termination of matter, and consequently admit a God.
+
+Indeed, if matter be infinite, as so many philosophers, even including
+Descartes, pretend, it has of itself one of the attributes of the
+Supreme Being: if a void be impossible, matter exists of necessity; it
+has existed from all eternity. With these principles, therefore, we may
+dispense with God, creating, modifying, and preserving matter.
+
+I am aware that Descartes, and most of the schools which have believed
+in the _plenum_, and the infinity of matter, have nevertheless admitted
+a God; but this is only because men scarcely ever reason or act upon
+their principles.
+
+Had men reasoned, consequently, Epicurus and his apostle Lucretius must
+have been the most religious assertors of the Providence which they
+combated; for when they admitted the void and the termination of matter,
+a truth of which they had only an imperfect glimpse, it necessarily
+followed that matter was the being of necessity, existing by itself,
+since it was not indefinite. They had, therefore, in their own
+philosophy, and in their own despite, a demonstration that there is a
+Supreme Being, necessary, infinite, the fabricator of the universe.
+Newton's philosophy, which admits and proves the void and finite matter,
+also demonstratively proves the existence of a God.
+
+Thus I regard true philosophers as the apostles of the Divinity. Each
+class of men requires its particular ones; a parish catechist tells
+children that there is a God, but Newton proves it to the wise.
+
+In London, under Charles II. after Cromwell's wars, as at Paris under
+Henry IV. after the war of the Guises, people took great pride in being
+atheists; having passed from the excess of cruelty to that of pleasure,
+and corrupted their minds successively by war and by voluptuousness,
+they reasoned very indifferently. Since then the more nature has been
+studied the better its Author has been known.
+
+One thing I will venture to believe, which is, that of all religions,
+theism is the most widely spread in the world. It is the prevailing
+religion of China; it is that of the wise among the Mahometans; and,
+among Christian philosophers, eight out of ten are of the same opinion.
+It has penetrated even into the schools of theology, into the cloisters,
+into the conclave; it is a sort of sect without association, without
+worship, without ceremonies, without disputes, and without zeal, spread
+through the world without having been preached. Theism, like Judaism, is
+to be found amidst all religions; but it is singular that the latter,
+which is the extreme of superstition, abhorred by the people and
+contemned by the wise, is everywhere tolerated for money; while the
+former, which is the opposite of superstition, unknown to the people,
+and embraced by philosophers alone, is publicly exercised nowhere but in
+China. There is no country in Europe where there are more theists than
+in England. Some persons ask whether they have a religion or not.
+
+There are two sorts of theists. The one sort think that God made the
+world without giving man rules for good and evil. It is clear that these
+should have no other name than that of philosophers.
+
+The others believe that God gave to man a natural law. These, it is
+certain, have a religion, though they have no external worship. They
+are, with reference to the Christian religion, peaceful enemies, which
+she carries in her bosom; they renounce without any design of destroying
+her. All other sects desire to predominate, like political bodies, which
+seek to feed on the substance of others, and rise upon their ruin;
+theism has always lain quiet. Theists have never been found caballing in
+any state.
+
+There was in London a society of theists, who for some time continued to
+meet together. They had a small book of their laws, in which religion,
+on which so many ponderous volumes have been written, occupied only two
+pages. Their principal axiom was this: "Morality is the same among all
+men; therefore it comes from God. Worship is various; therefore it is
+the work of man."
+
+The second axiom was: "Men, being all brethren, and acknowledging the
+same God, it is execrable that brethren should persecute brethren,
+because they testify their love for the common father in a different
+manner. Indeed," said they, "what upright man would kill his elder
+brother because one of them had saluted their father after the Chinese
+and the other after the Dutch fashion, especially while it was undecided
+in what way the father wished their reverence to be made to him? Surely
+he who should act thus would be a bad brother rather than a good son."
+
+I am well aware that these maxims lead directly to "the abominable and
+execrable dogma of toleration"; but I do no more than simply relate the
+fact. I am very careful not to become a controversialist. It must,
+however, be admitted that if the different sects into which Christians
+have been divided had possessed this moderation, Christianity would have
+been disturbed by fewer disorders, shaken by fewer revolutions, and
+stained with less blood.
+
+Let us pity the theists for combating our holy revelation. But whence
+comes it that so many Calvinists, Lutherans, Anabaptists, Nestorians,
+Arians, partisans of Rome, and enemies of Rome, have been so sanguinary,
+so barbarous, and so miserable, now persecuting, now persecuted? It is
+because they have been the multitude. Whence is it that theists, though
+in error, have never done harm to mankind? Because they have been
+philosophers. The Christian religion has cost the human species
+seventeen millions of men, reckoning only one million per century, who
+have perished either by the hands of the ordinary executioner, or by
+those of executioners paid and led to battle--all for the salvation of
+souls and the greater glory of God.
+
+I have heard men express astonishment that a religion so moderate, and
+so apparently conformable to reason, as theism, has not been spread
+among the people. Among the great and little vulgar may be found pious
+herb-women, Molinist duchesses, scrupulous seamstresses who would go to
+the stake for anabaptism, devout hackney-coachmen, most determined in
+the cause of Luther or of Arius, but no theists; for theism cannot so
+much be called a religion as a system of philosophy, and the vulgar,
+whether great or little, are not philosophers.
+
+Locke was a declared theist. I was astonished to find, in that great
+philosopher's chapter on innate ideas, that men have all different ideas
+of justice. Were such the case, morality would no longer be the same;
+the voice of God would not be heard by man; natural religion would be at
+an end. I am willing to believe, with him, that there are nations in
+which men eat their fathers, and where to lie with a neighbor's wife is
+to do him a friendly office; but if this be true it does not prove that
+the law, "Do not unto others that which you would not have others do
+unto you," is not general. For if a father be eaten, it is when he has
+grown old, is too feeble to crawl along, and would otherwise be eaten by
+the enemy. And, I ask, what father would not furnish a good meal to his
+son rather than to the enemies of his nation? Besides, he who eats his
+father hopes that he in turn shall be eaten by his children.
+
+If a service be rendered to a neighbor by lying with his wife, it is
+when he cannot himself have a child, and is desirous of having one;
+otherwise he would be very angry. In both these cases, and in all
+others, the natural law, "Do not to another that which you would not
+have another do to you," remains unbroken. All the other rules, so
+different and so varied, may be referred to this. When, therefore, the
+wise metaphysician, Locke, says that men have no innate ideas, that they
+have different ideas of justice and injustice, he assuredly does not
+mean to assert that God has not given to all men that instinctive
+self-love by which they are of necessity guided.
+
+
+
+
+ATOMS.
+
+
+Epicurus, equally great as a genius, and respectable in his morals; and
+after him Lucretius, who forced the Latin language to express
+philosophical ideas, and--to the great admiration of Rome--to express
+them in verse--Epicurus and Lucretius, I say, admitted atoms and the
+void. Gassendi supported this doctrine, and Newton demonstrated it. In
+vain did a remnant of Cartesianism still combat for the plenum; in vain
+did Leibnitz, who had at first adopted the rational system of Epicurus,
+Lucretius, Gassendi, and Newton, change his opinion respecting the void
+after he had embroiled himself with his master Newton. The plenum is now
+regarded as a chimera.
+
+In this Epicurus and Lucretius appear to have been true philosophers,
+and their intermediaries, who have been so much ridiculed, were no other
+than the unresisting space in which Newton has demonstrated that the
+planets move round their orbits in times proportioned to their areas.
+Thus it was not Epicurus' intermediaries, but his opponents, that were
+ridiculous. But when Epicurus afterwards tells us that his atoms
+declined in the void by chance; that this declination formed men and
+animals by chance; that the eyes were placed in the upper part of the
+head and the feet at the end of the legs by chance; that ears were not
+given to hear, but that the declination of atoms having fortuitously
+composed ears, men fortuitously made use of them to hear with--this
+madness, called physics, has been very justly turned into ridicule.
+
+Sound philosophy, then, has long distinguished what is good in Epicurus
+and Lucretius, from their chimeras, founded on imagination and
+ignorance. The most submissive minds have adopted the doctrine of
+creation in time, and the most daring have admitted that of creation
+before all time. Some have received with faith a universe produced from
+nothing; others, unable to comprehend this doctrine in physics, have
+believed that all beings were emanations from the Great--the Supreme and
+Universal Being; but all have rejected the fortuitous concurrence of
+atoms; all have acknowledged that chance is a word without meaning. What
+we call chance can be no other than the unknown cause of a known effect.
+Whence comes it then, that philosophers are still accused of thinking
+that the stupendous and indescribable arrangement of the universe is a
+production of the fortuitous concurrence of atoms--an effect of chance?
+Neither Spinoza nor any one else has advanced this absurdity.
+
+Yet the son of the great Racine says, in his poem on Religion:
+
+ _O toi! qui follement fais ton Dieu du hasard,_
+ _Viens me developper ce nid qu'avec tant d'art,_
+ _Au meme ordre toujours architecte fidele,_
+ _A l'aide de son bee maconne l'hirondelle;_
+ _Comment, pour elever ce hardi batiment,_
+ _A-t-elle en le broyant arrondi son ciment?_
+
+ Oh ye, who raise Creation out of chance,
+ As erst Lucretius from th' atomic dance!
+ Come view with me the swallow's curious nest,
+ Where beauty, art, and order, shine confessed.
+ How could rude chance, forever dark and blind,
+ Preside within the little builder's mind?
+ Could she, with accidents unnumbered crowned,
+ Its mass concentrate, and its structure round!
+
+These lines are assuredly thrown away. No one makes chance his God; no
+one has said that while a swallow "tempers his clay, it takes the form
+of his abode by chance." On the contrary, it is said that "he makes his
+nest by the laws of necessity," which is the opposite of chance.
+
+The only question now agitated is, whether the author of nature has
+formed primordial parts unsusceptible of division, or if all is
+continually dividing and changing into other elements. The first system
+seems to account for everything, and the second, hitherto at least, for
+nothing.
+
+If the first elements of things were not indestructible one element
+might at last swallow up all the rest, and change them into its own
+substance. Hence, perhaps it was that Empedocles imagined that
+everything came from fire, and would be destroyed by fire.
+
+This question of atoms involves another, that of the divisibility of
+matter _ad infinitum_. The word _atom_ signifies _without parts--not to
+be divided._ You divide it in thought, for if you were to divide it in
+reality it would no longer be an atom.
+
+You may divide a grain of gold into eighteen millions of visible parts;
+a grain of copper dissolved in spirit of sal ammoniac has exhibited
+upwards of twenty-two thousand parts; but when you have arrived at the
+last element the atom escapes the microscope, and you can divide no
+further except in imagination.
+
+The infinite divisibility of atoms is like some propositions in
+geometry. You may pass an infinity of curves between a circle and its
+tangent, supposing the circle and the tangent to be lines without
+breadth; but there are no such lines in nature.
+
+You likewise establish that asymptotes will approach one another without
+ever meeting; but it is under the supposition that they are lines
+having length without breadth--things which have only a speculative
+existence.
+
+So, also, we represent unity by a line, and divide this line and this
+unity into as many fractions as you please; but this infinity of
+fractions will never be any other than our unity and our line.
+
+It is not strictly demonstrated that atoms are indivisible, but it
+appears that they are not divided by the laws of nature.
+
+
+
+
+AVARICE.
+
+
+Avarities, _amor habendi_--desire of having, avidity, covetousness.
+Properly speaking, avarice is the desire of accumulating, whether in
+grain, movables, money, or curiosities. There were avaricious men long
+before coin was invented.
+
+We do not call a man avaricious who has four and twenty coach horses,
+yet will not lend one to his friend: or who, having two thousand bottles
+of Burgundy in his cellar, will not send you half a dozen, when he knows
+you to be in want of them. If he show you a hundred thousand crowns'
+worth of diamonds you do not think of asking him to present you with one
+worth twenty livres; you consider him as a man of great magnificence,
+but not at all avaricious.
+
+He who in finance, in army contracts, and great undertakings gained two
+millions each year, and who, when possessed of forty-three millions,
+besides his houses at Paris and his movables, expended fifty thousand
+crowns per annum for his table, and sometimes lent money to noblemen at
+five per cent, interest, did not pass, in the minds of the people, for
+an avaricious man. He had, however, all his life burned with the thirst
+of gain; the demon of covetousness was perpetually tormenting him; he
+continued to accumulate to the last day of his life. This passion, which
+was constantly gratified, has never been called avarice. He did not
+expend a tenth part of his income, yet he had the reputation of a
+generous man, too fond of splendor.
+
+A father of a family who, with an income of twenty thousand livres,
+expends only five or six, and accumulates his savings to portion his
+children, has the reputation among his neighbors of being avaricious,
+mean, stingy, a niggard, a miser, a grip-farthing; and every abusive
+epithet that can be thought of is bestowed upon him.
+
+Nevertheless this good citizen is much more to be honored than the
+Croesus I have just mentioned; he expends three times as much in
+proportion. But the cause of the great difference between their
+reputations is this:
+
+Men hate the individual whom they call avaricious only because there is
+nothing to be gained by him. The physician, the apothecary, the
+wine-merchant, the draper, the grocer, the saddler, and a few girls gain
+a good deal by our Croesus, who is truly avaricious. But with our close
+and economical citizen there is nothing to be done. Therefore he is
+loaded with maledictions.
+
+As for those among the avaricious who deprive themselves of the
+necessaries of life, we leave them to Plautus and Moliere.
+
+
+
+
+AUGURY.
+
+
+Must not a man be very thoroughly possessed by the demon of etymology to
+say, with Pezron and others, that the Roman word _augurium_ came from
+the Celtic words _au_ and _gur_? According to these learned men _au_
+must, among the Basques and Bas-Bretons, have signified _the liver_,
+because _asu_, which, (say they) signified _left_, doubtless stood for
+the liver, which is on the _right_ side; and _gur_ meant _man_, or
+_yellow_, or _red_, in that Celtic tongue of which we have not one
+memorial. Truly this is powerful reasoning.
+
+Absurd curiosity (for we must call things by their right names) has been
+carried so far as to seek Hebrew and Chaldee derivations from certain
+Teutonic and Celtic words. This, Bochart never fails to do. It is
+astonishing with what confidence these men of genius have proved that
+expressions used on the banks of the Tiber were borrowed from the patois
+of the savages of Biscay. Nay, they even assert that this patois was one
+of the first idioms of the primitive language--the parent of all other
+languages throughout the world. They have only to proceed, and say that
+all the various notes of birds come from the cry of the two first
+parrots, from which every other species of birds has been produced.
+
+The religious folly of auguries was originally founded on very sound and
+natural observations. The birds of passage have always marked the
+progress of the seasons. We see them come in flocks in the spring, and
+return in the autumn. The cuckoo is heard only in fine weather, which
+his note seems to invite. The swallows, skimming along the ground,
+announce rain. Each climate has its bird, which is in effect its augury.
+
+Among the observing part of mankind there were, no doubt, knaves who
+persuaded fools that there was something divine in these animals, and
+that their flight presaged our destinies, which were written on the
+wings of a sparrow just as clearly as in the stars.
+
+The commentators on the allegorical and interesting story of Joseph sold
+by his brethren, and made Pharaoh's prime minister for having explained
+his dreams, infer that Joseph was skilled in the science of auguries,
+from the circumstance that Joseph's steward is commanded to say to his
+brethren, "Is not this it (the silver cup) in which my lord drinketh?
+and whereby indeed he divineth?" Joseph, having caused his brethren to
+be brought back before him, says to them: "What deed is this that ye
+have done? Wot ye not that such a man as I can certainly divine?"
+
+Judah acknowledges, in the name of his brethren, that Joseph is a great
+diviner, and that God has inspired him: "God hath found out the iniquity
+of thy servants." At that time they took Joseph for an Egyptian lord. It
+is evident from the text that they believe the God of the Egyptians and
+of the Jews had discovered to this minister the theft of his cup.
+
+Here, then, we have auguries or divination clearly established in the
+Book of Genesis; so clearly that it is afterwards forbidden in
+Leviticus: "Ye shall not eat anything with the blood; neither shall ye
+use enchantment nor observe times. Ye shall not round the corners of
+your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."
+
+As for the superstition of seeing the future in a cup, it still exists,
+and is called seeing in a glass. The individual must never have known
+pollution; he must turn towards the east, and pronounce the words,
+_Abraxa per dominum nostrum_, after which he will see in a glass of
+water whatever he pleases. Children were usually chosen for this
+operation. They must retain their hair; a shaven head, or one wearing a
+wig, can see nothing in a glass. This pastime was much in vogue in
+France during the regency of the duke of Orleans, and still more so in
+the times preceding.
+
+As for auguries, they perished with the Roman Empire. Only the bishops
+have retained the augurial staff, called the crosier; which was the
+distinctive mark of the dignity of augur; so that the symbol of
+falsehood has become the symbol of truth.
+
+There were innumerable kinds of divinations, of which several have
+reached our latter ages. This curiosity to read the future is a malady
+which only philosophy can cure, for the weak minds that still practise
+these pretended arts of divination--even the fools who give themselves
+to the devils--all make religion subservient to these profanations, by
+which it is outraged.
+
+It is an observation worthy of the wise, that Cicero, who was one of the
+college of augurs, wrote a book for the sole purpose of turning auguries
+into ridicule; but they have likewise remarked that Cicero, at the end
+of his book, says that "superstition should be destroyed, but not
+religion. For," he adds, "the beauty of the universe, and the order of
+the heavenly bodies force us to acknowledge an eternal and powerful
+nature. We must maintain the religion which is joined with the knowledge
+of this nature, by utterly extirpating superstition, for it is a monster
+which pursues and presses us on every side. The meeting with a pretended
+diviner, a presage, an immolated victim, a bird, a Chaldaean, an
+aruspice, a flash of lightning, a clap of thunder, an event accidentally
+corresponding with what has been foretold to us, everything disturbs and
+makes us uneasy; sleep itself, which should make us forget all these
+pains and fears, serves but to redouble them by frightful images."
+
+Cicero thought he was addressing only a few Romans, but he was speaking
+to all men and all ages.
+
+Most of the great men of Rome no more believed in auguries than
+Alexander VI., Julius II., and Leo X., believed in Our Lady of Loretto
+and the blood of St. Januarius. However, Suetonius relates that
+Octavius, surnamed Augustus, was so weak as to believe that a fish,
+which leaped from the sea upon the shore at Actium, foreboded that he
+should gain the battle. He adds that, having afterwards met an
+ass-driver, he asked him the name of his ass; and the man having
+answered that his ass was named Nicholas, which signifies conqueror of
+nations, he had no longer any doubts about the victory; and that he
+afterwards had brazen statues erected to the ass-driver, the ass, and
+the jumping fish. He further assures us that these statues were placed
+in the Capitol.
+
+It is very likely that this able tyrant laughed at the superstitions of
+the Romans, and that his ass, the driver, and the fish, were nothing
+more than a joke. But it is no less likely that, while he despised all
+the follies of the vulgar, he had a few of his own. The barbarous and
+dissimulating Louis XI. had a firm faith in the cross of St. Louis.
+Almost all princes, excepting such as have had time to read, and read to
+advantage, are in some degree infected with superstition.
+
+
+
+
+AUGUSTINE.
+
+
+Augustine, a native of Tagaste, is here to be considered, not as a
+bishop, a doctor, a father of the Church, but simply as a man. This is a
+question in physics, respecting the climate of Africa.
+
+When a youth, Augustine was a great libertine, and the spirit was no
+less quick in him than the flesh. He says that before he was twenty
+years old he had learned arithmetic, geometry and music without a
+master.
+
+Does not this prove that, in Africa, which we now call Barbary, both
+minds and bodies advance to maturity more rapidly than among us?
+
+These valuable advantages of St. Augustine would lead one to believe
+that Empedocles was not altogether in the wrong when he regarded fire as
+the principle of nature. It is assisted, but by subordinate agents. It
+is like a king governing the actions of all his subjects, and sometimes
+inflaming the imaginations of his people rather too much. It is not
+without reason that Syphax says to Juba, in the Cato of Addison, that
+the sun which rolls its fiery car over African heads places a deeper
+tinge upon the cheeks, and a fiercer flame within their hearts. That the
+dames of Zama are vastly superior to the pale beauties of the north:
+
+ The glowing dames of Zama's royal court
+ Have faces flushed with more exalted charms;
+ Were you with these, my prince, you'd soon forget
+ The pale unripened beauties of the north.
+
+Where shall we find in Paris, Strasburg, Ratisbon, or Vienna young men
+who have learned arithmetic, the mathematics and music without
+assistance, and who have been fathers at fourteen?
+
+Doubtless it is no fable that Atlas, prince of Mauritania, called by the
+Greeks the son of heaven, was a celebrated astronomer, and constructed a
+celestial sphere such as the Chinese have had for so many ages. The
+ancients, who expressed everything in allegory, likened this prince to
+the mountain which bears his name, because it lifts its head above the
+clouds, which have been called the heavens by all mankind who have
+judged of things only from the testimony of their eyes.
+
+These Moors cultivated the sciences with success, and taught Spain and
+Italy for five centuries. Things are greatly altered. The country of
+Augustine is now but a den of pirates, while England, Italy, Germany,
+and France, which were involved in barbarism, are greater cultivators of
+the arts than ever the Arabians were.
+
+Our only object, then, in this article is to show how changeable a scene
+this world is. Augustine, from a debauchee, becomes an orator and a
+philosopher; he puts himself forward in the world; he teaches rhetoric;
+he turns Manichaean, and from Manichaeanism passes to Christianity. He
+causes himself to be baptized, together with one of his bastards, named
+Deodatus; he becomes a bishop, and a father of the Church. His system of
+grace has been reverenced for eleven hundred years as an article of
+faith. At the end of eleven hundred years some Jesuits find means to
+procure an anathema against Augustine's system, word for word, under the
+names of Jansenius, St. Cyril, Arnaud, and Quesnel. We ask if this
+revolution is not, in its kind, as great as that of Africa, and if there
+be anything permanent upon earth?
+
+
+
+
+AUGUSTUS (OCTAVIUS).
+
+
+_The Morals of Augustus._
+
+Manners can be known only from facts, which facts must be incontestable.
+It is beyond doubt that this man, so immoderately praised as the
+restorer of morals and of laws, was long one of the most infamous
+debauchees in the Roman commonwealth. His epigram on Fulvia, written
+after the horrors of the proscriptions, proves that he was no less a
+despiser of decency in his language than he was a barbarian in his
+conduct. This abominable epigram is one of the strongest testimonies to
+Augustus' infamous immorality. Sextus Pompeius also reproached him with
+shameful weaknesses: _"Effeminatum infectatus est."_ Antony, before the
+triumvirate, declared that Caesar, great-uncle to Augustus, had adopted
+him as his son only because he had been subservient to his pleasures;
+_"Adopt ionem avunculi stupro meritum."_
+
+Lucius Caesar charged him with the same crime, and even asserted that he
+had been base enough to sell himself to Hirtius for a very considerable
+sum. He was so shameless as to take the wife of a consul from her
+husband in the midst of a supper; he took her to a neighboring closet,
+staid with her there for some time, and brought her back to table
+without himself, the woman, or her husband blushing at all at the
+proceeding.
+
+We have also a letter from Antony to Augustus, couched in these terms:
+_"Ita valeas ut hanc epistolam cum leges, non inieris Testullam, aut
+Terentillam, aut Russillam, aut Salviam, aut omnes. Anne refert ubi et
+in quam arrigas?"_ We are afraid to translate this licentious letter.
+
+Nothing is better known than the scandalous feast of five of the
+companions of his pleasures with five of the principal women of Rome.
+They were dressed up as gods and goddesses, and imitated all the
+immodesties invented in fable--_"Bum nova Divorum coenat adulteria."_
+And on the stage he was publicly designated by this famous line:
+
+ _Videsne ut cinaedus orbem digito temperet?_
+
+Almost every Latin author that speaks of Ovid asserts that Augustus had
+the insolence to banish that Roman knight, who was a much better man
+than himself, merely because the other had surprised him in an incest
+with his own daughter Julia; and that he sent his daughter into exile
+only through jealousy. This is the more likely, as Caligula published
+aloud that his mother was born from the incest of Augustus with Julia.
+So says Suetonius, in his life of Caligula.
+
+We know that Augustus repudiated the mother of Julia the very day she
+was brought to bed of her, and on the same day took Livia from her
+husband when she was pregnant of Tiberius--another monster, who
+succeeded him. Such was the man to whom Horace said: _"Res Italas armis
+tuteris, moribus ornes, Legibus emendes...."_
+
+It is hard to repress our indignation at reading at the commencement of
+the Georgics that Augustus is one of the greatest of divinities; and
+that it is not known what place he will one day deign to occupy in
+heaven; whether he will reign in the air, or become the protector of
+cities, or vouchsafe to accept the empire of the seas:
+
+ _An Deus immensi venias maris, ac tua nauta_
+ _Numina sola celant tibi servial ultima Thule._
+
+Ariosto speaks with much more sense as well as grace, when he says in
+his fine thirty-fifth canto:
+
+ _Non fu si santo ne benigno Augusto_
+ _Come la tromba di Virgilio sonna;_
+ _L'aver avuto in poesia buon gusto_
+ _La proscriptione iniqua gli perdona._
+
+ Augustus was not quite so mild and chaste
+ As he's by honest Virgil represented;
+ But then, the tyrant had poetic taste;
+ With this the poet fully was contented.
+
+
+_The Cruelties of Augustus._
+
+If Augustus was long abandoned to the most shameful and frantic
+dissipation, his cruelty was no less uniform and deliberate. His
+proscriptions were published in the midst of feasting and revelry; he
+proscribed more than three hundred senators, two thousand knights, and
+one hundred obscure but wealthy heads of families, whose only crime was
+their being rich, Antony and Octavius had them killed, solely that they
+might get possession of their money; in which they differed not the
+least from highway robbers, who are condemned to the wheel.
+
+Octavius, immediately after the Persian war, gave his veterans all the
+lands belonging to the citizens of Mantua and Cremona, thus recompensing
+murder by depredation.
+
+It is but too certain that the world was ravaged, from the Euphrates to
+the extremities of Spain, by this man without shame, without faith,
+honor, or probity, knavish, ungrateful, avaricious, blood-thirsty, cool
+in the commission of crime, who, in any well-regulated republic, would
+have been condemned to the greatest of punishments for the first of his
+offences.
+
+Nevertheless, the government of Augustus is still admired, because under
+him Rome tasted peace, pleasure and abundance. Seneca says of him:
+_"Clementiam non voco lassam crudelitatem"_--"I do not call exhausted
+cruelty clemency."
+
+It is thought that Augustus became milder when crime was no longer
+necessary to him; and that, being absolute master, he saw that he had no
+other interest than to appear just. But it appears to me that he still
+was pitiless rather than clement; for, after the battle of Actium, he
+had Antony's son murdered at the feet of Caesar's statue; and he was so
+barbarous as to have young Caesarion, the son of Caesar and Cleopatra,
+beheaded, though he had recognized him as king of Egypt.
+
+Suspecting one day that the praetor Quintus Gallius had come to an
+audience with a poinard under his robe, he had him put to the torture in
+his presence; and, in his indignation at hearing that senator call him a
+tyrant, he tore out his eyes with his own hands; at least, so says
+Suetonius.
+
+We know that Caesar, his adopted father, was great enough to pardon
+almost all his enemies; but I do not find that Augustus pardoned one of
+his. I have great doubts of his pretended clemency to Cinna. This affair
+is mentioned neither by Suetonius nor by Tacitus. Suetonius, who speaks
+of all the conspiracies against Augustus, would not have failed to
+mention the most memorable. The singularity of giving a consulship to
+Cinna in return for the blackest perfidy would not have escaped every
+contemporary historian. Dion Cassius speaks of it only after Seneca; and
+this passage in Seneca has the appearance rather of declamation than of
+historical truth. Besides, Seneca lays the scene in Gaul, and Dion at
+Rome; this contradiction deprives the occurrence of all remaining
+verisimilitude. Not one of our Roman histories, compiled in haste and
+without selection, has discussed this interesting fact. Lawrence
+Echard's History has appeared to enlightened men to be as faulty as it
+is mutilated; writers have rarely been guided by the spirit of
+examination.
+
+Cinna might be suspected, or convicted, by Augustus of some infidelity;
+and, when the affair had been cleared up, he might honor him with the
+vain title of consul; but it is not at all probable that Cinna sought by
+a conspiracy to seize the supreme authority--he, who had never commanded
+an army, was supported by no party, and was a man of no consideration in
+the empire. It is not very likely that a mere subordinate courtier would
+think of succeeding a sovereign who had been twenty years firmly
+established on his throne, and had heirs; nor is it more likely that
+Augustus would make him consul immediately after the conspiracy.
+
+If Cinna's adventure be true, Augustus pardoned him only because he
+could not do otherwise, being overcome by the reasoning or the
+importunities of Livia, who had acquired great influence over him, and
+persuaded him, says Seneca, that pardon would do him more service than
+chastisement. It was then only through policy that he, for once, was
+merciful; it certainly was not through generosity.
+
+Shall we give a robber credit for clemency, because, being enriched and
+secure, enjoying in peace the fruits of his rapine, he is not every day
+assassinating the sons and grandsons of the proscribed, while they are
+kneeling to and worshipping him? After being a barbarian he was a
+prudent politician. It is worthy of remark that posterity never gave
+him the title of virtuous, which was bestowed on Titus, on Trajan, and
+the Antonines. It even became customary in the compliments paid to
+emperors on their accession, to wish that they might be more fortunate
+than Augustus, and more virtuous than Trajan. It is now, therefore,
+allowable to consider Augustus as a clever and fortunate monster.
+
+Louis Racine, son of the great Racine, and heir to a part of his
+talents, seems to forget himself when he says, in his "Reflections on
+Poetry," that "Horace and Virgil spoiled Augustus; they exhausted their
+art in poisoning the mind of Augustus by their praises." These
+expressions would lead one to believe that the eulogies so meanly
+lavished by these two great poets, corrupted this emperor's fine
+disposition. But Louis Racine very well knew that Augustus was an
+exceedingly bad man, regarding crime and virtue with indifference,
+availing himself alike of the horrors of the one and the appearances of
+the other, attentive solely to his own interest, employing bloodshed and
+peace, arms and laws, religion and pleasure, only to make himself master
+of the earth, and sacrificing everything to himself. Louis Racine only
+shows us that Virgil and Horace had servile souls.
+
+He is, unfortunately, too much in the right when he reproaches Corneille
+with having dedicated _"Cinna"_ to the financier Montoron, and said to
+that receiver. "What you most especially have in common with Augustus
+is the generosity with which," etc., for, though Augustus was the most
+wicked of Roman citizens, it must be confessed that the first of the
+emperors, the master, the pacificator, the legislator of the then known
+world, should not be placed absolutely on a level with a clerk to a
+comptroller-general in Gaul.
+
+The same Louis Racine, in justly condemning the mean adulation of
+Corneille, and the baseness of the aged Horace and Virgil, marvellously
+lays hold of this passage in Massillon's _"Petit Careme!"_ "It is no
+less culpable to fail in truth towards monarchs than to be wanting in
+fidelity; the same penalty should be imposed on adulation as on revolt."
+
+I ask your pardon, Father Massillon; but this stroke of yours is very
+oratorical, very preacher-like, very exaggerated. The League and the
+Fronde have, if I am not deceived, done more harm than Quinault's
+prologues. There is no way of condemning Quinault as a rebel. _"Est
+modus in rebus."_ Father Massillon, which is wanting in all
+manufacturers of sermons.
+
+
+
+
+AVIGNON.
+
+
+Avignon and its country are monuments of what the abuse of religion,
+ambition, knavery, and fanaticism united can effect. This little
+country, after a thousand vicissitudes, had, in the twelfth century,
+passed into the hands of the counts of Toulouse, descended from
+Charlemagne by the female side.
+
+Raymond VI., count of Toulouse, whose forefathers had been the principal
+heroes in the crusades, was stripped of his states by a crusade which
+the pope stirred up against him. The cause of the crusade was the desire
+of having his spoils; the pretext was that in several of his towns the
+citizens thought nearly as has been thought for upwards of two hundred
+years in England, Sweden, Denmark, three-fourths of Switzerland,
+Holland, and half of Germany.
+
+This was hardly a sufficient reason for _giving_, in the name of God,
+the states of the count of Toulouse to the first occupant, and for
+devoting to slaughter and fire his subjects, crucifix in hand, and white
+cross on shoulder. All that is related of the most savage people falls
+far short of the barbarities committed in this war, called holy. The
+ridiculous atrocity of some religious ceremonies always, accompanied
+these horrid excesses. It is known that Raymond VI. was dragged to a
+church of St. Giles's, before a legate, naked to the waist, without hose
+or sandals, with a rope about his neck, which was held by a deacon,
+while another deacon flogged him, and a third sung _miserere_ with some
+monks--and all the while the legate was at dinner. Such was the origin
+of the right of the popes over Avignon.
+
+Count Raymond, who had submitted to the flagellation in order to
+preserve his states, underwent this ignominy to no purpose whatever. He
+had to defend by arms what he had thought to preserve by suffering a few
+stripes; he saw his towns laid in ashes, and died in 1213 amid the
+vicissitudes of the most sanguinary war.
+
+His son, Raymond VII., was not, like his father, suspected of heresy;
+but he was the son of a heretic, and was to be stripped of all his
+possessions, by virtue of the Decretals; such was the law. The crusade,
+therefore, was continued against him; he was excommunicated in the
+churches, on Sundays and holidays, to the sound of bells and with tapers
+extinguished.
+
+A legate who was in France during the minority of St. Louis raised
+tenths there to maintain this war in Languedoc and Provence. Raymond
+defended himself with courage; but the heads of the hydra of fanaticism
+were incessantly reappearing to devour him.
+
+The pope at last made peace because all his money had been expended in
+war. Raymond VII. came and signed the treaty before the portal of the
+cathedral of Paris. He was forced to pay ten thousand marks of silver to
+the legate, two thousand to the abbey of Citeaux, five hundred to the
+abbey of Clairvaux, a thousand to that of Grand-Selve, and three hundred
+to that of Belleperche---all for the salvation of his soul, as is
+specified in the treaty. So it was that the Church always negotiated.
+
+It is very remarkable that in this document the count of Toulouse
+constantly puts the legate before the king: "I swear and promise to the
+legate and to the king faithfully to observe all these things, and to
+cause them to be observed by my vassals and subjects," etc.
+
+This was not all. He ceded to Pope Gregory IX. the country of Venaissin
+beyond the Rhone, and the sovereignty of seventy-three castles on this
+side the same river. The pope adjudged this fine to himself by a
+particular act, desirous that, in a public instrument, the
+acknowledgment of having exterminated so many Christians for the purpose
+of seizing upon his neighbor's goods, should not appear in so glaring a
+light. Besides, he demanded what Raymond could not grant, without the
+consent of the Emperor Frederick II. The count's lands, on the left bank
+of the Rhone, were an imperial fief, and Frederick II. never sanctioned
+this exaction.
+
+Alphonso, brother of St. Louis, having married this unfortunate prince's
+daughter, by whom he had no children, all the states of Raymond VII. in
+Languedoc, devolved to the crown of France, as had been stipulated in
+the marriage contract.
+
+The country of Venaissin, which is in Provence, had been magnanimously
+given up by the Emperor Frederick II. to the count of Toulouse. His
+daughter Joan, before her death, had disposed of them by will in favor
+of Charles of Anjou, count of Provence, and king of Naples.
+
+Philip the Bold, son of St. Louis, being pressed by Pope Gregory IX.,
+gave the country of Venaissin to the Roman church in 1274. It must be
+confessed that Philip the Bold gave what in no way belonged to him; that
+this cession was absolutely null and void, and that no act ever was more
+contrary to all law.
+
+It is the same with the town of Avignon. Joan of France, queen of
+Naples, descended from the brother of St. Louis, having been, with but
+too great an appearance of justice, accused of causing her husband to be
+strangled, desired the protection of Pope Clement VI., whose see was
+then the town of Avignon, in Joan's domains. She was countess of
+Provence. In 1347 the Provencals made her swear, on the gospel, that she
+would sell none of her sovereignties. She had scarcely taken this oath
+before she went and sold Avignon to the pope. The authentic act was not
+signed until June 14, 1348; the sum stipulated for was eighty thousand
+florins of gold. The pope declared her innocent of her husband's murder,
+but never paid her. Joan's receipt has never been produced. She
+protested juridically four several times against this deceitful
+purchase.
+
+So that Avignon and its country were never considered to have been
+dismembered from Provence, otherwise than by a rapine, which was the
+more manifest, as it had been sought to cover it with the cloak of
+religion.
+
+When Louis XI. acquired Provence he acquired it with all the rights
+appertaining thereto; and, as appears by a letter from John of Foix to
+that monarch, had in 1464 resolved to enforce them. But the intrigues of
+the court of Rome were always so powerful that the kings of France
+condescended to allow it the enjoyment of this small province. They
+never acknowledged in the popes a lawful possession, but only a simple
+enjoyment.
+
+In the treaty of Pisa, made by Louis XIV. with Alexander VII., in 1664,
+it is said that, "every obstacle shall be removed, in order that the
+pope may enjoy Avignon as before." The pope, then, had this province
+only as cardinals have pensions from the king, which pensions are
+discretional. Avignon and its country were a constant source of
+embarrassment to the French government; they afforded a refuge to all
+the bankrupts and smugglers, though very little profit thence accrued to
+the pope.
+
+Louis XIV. twice resumed his rights; but it was rather to chastise the
+pope than to reunite Avignon and its country with his crown. At length
+Louis XV. did justice to his dignity and to his subjects. The gross and
+indecent conduct of Pope Rezzonico (Clement XIII.) forced him in 1768 to
+revive the rights of his crown. This pope had acted as if he belonged
+to the fourteenth century. He was, however, with the applause of all
+Europe, convinced that he lived in the eighteenth.
+
+When the officer bearing the king's orders entered Avignon, he went
+straight to the legate's apartment, without being announced, and said to
+him, "Sir, the king takes possession of his town." There is some
+difference between this proceeding and a count of Toulouse being flogged
+by a deacon, while a legate is at dinner. Things, we see, change with
+times.
+
+
+
+
+AUSTERITIES.
+
+MORTIFICATIONS. FLAGELLATIONS.
+
+
+Suppose that some chosen individuals, lovers of study, united together
+after a thousand catastrophes had happened to the world, and employed
+themselves in worshipping God and regulating the time of the year, as is
+said of the ancient Brahmins and Magi; all this is perfectly good and
+honest. They might, by their frugal life, set an example to the rest of
+the world; they might abstain, during the celebration of their feasts,
+from all intoxicating liquors, and all commerce with their wives; they
+might be clothed modestly and decently; if they were wise, other men
+consulted them; if they were just, they were loved and reverenced. But
+did not superstition, brawling, and vanity soon take the place of the
+virtues?
+
+Was not the first madman that flogged himself publicly to appease the
+gods the original of the priests of the Syrian goddess, who flogged
+themselves in her honor; of the priests of Isis, who did the same on
+certain days; of the priests of Dodona, named Salii, who inflicted
+wounds on themselves; of the priests of Bellona, who struck themselves
+with sabres; of the priests of Diana, who drew blood from their backs
+with rods; of the priests of Cybele, who made themselves eunuchs; of the
+fakirs of India, who loaded themselves with chains? Has the hope of
+obtaining abundant alms nothing at all to do with the practice of these
+austerities?
+
+Is there not some similarity between the beggars, who make their legs
+swell by a certain application and cover their bodies with sores, in
+order to force a few pence from the passengers, and the impostors of
+antiquity, who seated themselves upon nails, and sold the holy nails to
+the devout of their country?
+
+And had vanity never any share in promoting these public mortifications,
+which attracted the eyes of the multitude? "I scourge myself, but it is
+to expiate your faults; I go naked, but it is to reproach you with the
+richness of your garments; I feed on herbs and snails, but it is to
+correct in you the vice of gluttony; I wear an iron ring to make you
+blush at your lewdness. Reverence me as one cherished by the gods, and
+who will bring down their favors upon you. When you shall be accustomed
+to reverence me, you will not find it hard to obey me; I will be your
+master, in the name of the gods; and then, if any one of you disobey my
+will in the smallest particular, I will have you impaled to appease the
+wrath of heaven."
+
+If the first fakirs did not pronounce these words, it is very probable
+that they had them engraved at the bottom of their hearts.
+
+Human sacrifices, perhaps, had their origin in these frantic
+austerities. Men who drew their blood in public with rods, and mangled
+their arms and thighs to gain consideration, would easily make imbecile
+savages believe that they must sacrifice to the gods whatever was
+dearest to them; that to have a fair wind, they must immolate a
+daughter; to avert pestilence, precipitate a son from a rock; to have
+infallibly a good harvest, throw a daughter into the Nile.
+
+These Asiatic superstitions gave rise to the flagellations which we have
+imitated from the Jews. Their devotees still flog themselves, and flog
+one another, as the priests of Egypt and Syria did of old. Among us the
+abbots flogged their monks, and the confessors their penitents--of both
+sexes. St. Augustine wrote to Marcellinus, the tribune, that "the
+Donatists must be whipped as schoolmasters whip their scholars."
+
+It is said that it was not until the tenth century that monks and nuns
+began to scourge themselves on certain days of the year. The custom of
+scourging sinners as a penance was so well established that St. Louis's
+confessor often gave him the whip. Henry II. was flogged by the monks
+of Canterbury (in 1207). Raymond, count of Toulouse, with a rope round
+his neck, was flogged by a deacon, at the door of St. Giles's church, as
+has before been said.
+
+The chaplains to Louis VIII., king of France, were condemned by the
+pope's legate to go at the four great feasts to the door of the
+cathedral of Paris, and present rods to the canons, that they might flog
+them in expiation for the crime of the king, their master, who had
+accepted the crown of England, which the pope had taken from him by
+virtue of the plenitude of his power. Indeed, the pope showed great
+indulgence in not having the king himself whipped, but contenting
+himself with commanding him, on pain of damnation, to pay to the
+apostolic chamber the amount of two years' revenue.
+
+From this custom is derived that which still exists, of arming all the
+grand-penitentiaries in St. Peter's at Rome with long wands instead of
+rods, with which they give gentle taps to the penitents, lying all their
+length on the floor. In this manner it was that Henry IV., of France,
+had his posteriors flogged by Cardinal Ossat and Duperron. So true is it
+that we have scarcely yet emerged from barbarism.
+
+At the commencement of the thirteenth century fraternities of penitents
+were formed at Perosia and Bologna. Young men almost naked, with a rod
+in one hand and a small crucifix in the other, flogged themselves in
+the streets; while the women peeped through the window-blinds and
+whipped themselves in their chambers.
+
+These flagellators inundated Europe; there are many of them still to be
+found in Italy, in Spain, and even in France, at Perpignan. At the
+beginning of the sixteenth century it was very common for confessors to
+whip the posteriors of their penitents. A history of the Low Countries,
+composed by Meteren, relates that a cordelier named Adriacem, a great
+preacher at Bruges, used to whip his female penitents quite naked.
+
+The Jesuit Edmund Auger, confessor to Henry III., persuaded that
+unfortunate prince to put himself at the head of the flagellators.
+
+Flogging the posteriors is practised in various convents of monks and
+nuns; from which custom there have sometimes resulted strange
+immodesties, over which _we_ must throw a veil, in order to spare the
+blushes of such as wear the _sacred_ veil, and whose sex and profession
+are worthy of our highest regard.
+
+
+
+
+AUTHORS.
+
+
+Author is a generic term, which, like the names of all other
+professions, may signify author of the good, or of the bad; of the
+respectable, or of the ridiculous; of the useful, or the agreeable; or
+lastly, the producer of disgusting trash.
+
+This name is also common to different things. We say equally the author
+of nature and the author of the songs of the Pont Neuf, or of the
+literary age. The author of a good work should beware of three
+things--title, dedication, and preface. Others should take care of the
+fourth, which is writing at all.
+
+As to the title, if the author has the wish to put his name to it, which
+is often very dangerous, it should at least be under a modest form; it
+is not pleasant to see a pious work, full of lessons of humanity, by Sir
+or My Lord. The reader; who is always malicious, and who often is
+wearied, usually turns into ridicule a book that is announced with so
+much ostentation. The author of the "Imitation of Jesus Christ" did not
+put his name to it.
+
+But the apostles, you will say, put their names to their works; that is
+not true, they were too modest. The apostle Matthew never entitled his
+book the Gospel of St. Matthew; it is a homage that has been paid to him
+since. St. Luke himself, who collected all that he had heard said, and
+who dedicated his book to Theophilus, did not call it the Gospel of St.
+Luke. St. John alone mentions himself in the Apocalypse; and it is
+supposed that this book was written by Cerinthus, who took the name of
+John to give authority to his production.
+
+However it may have been in past ages, it appears to me very bold in
+authors now to put names and titles at the head of their works. The
+bishops never fail to do so, and the thick quartos which they give us
+under the title of mandaments are decorated with armorial bearings and
+the insignia of their station; a word, no doubt, is said about Christian
+humility, but this word is often followed by atrocious calumnies against
+those who are of another communion or party. We only speak here,
+however, of poor profane authors. The duke de la Rochefoucauld did not
+announce his thoughts as the production of _Monseigneur le dud de la
+Rochefoucauld, pair de France_. Some persons who only make compilations
+in which there may be fine things, will find it injudicious to announce
+them as the work of A.B., professor of the university of ----, doctor of
+divinity, member of this or of that academy, and so on. So many
+dignities do not render the book better. It will still be wished that it
+was shorter, more philosophical, less filled with old stories. With
+respect to titles and quality, nobody cares about them.
+
+Dedications are often only offerings from interested baseness to
+disdainful vanity. Who would believe that Rohaut, _soi-disant_
+physician, in his dedication to the duke of Guise, told him that his
+ancestors had maintained, at the expense of their blood, political
+truth, the fundamental laws of the state, and the rights of sovereigns?
+Le Balafre and the duke of Mayenne would be a little surprised if this
+epistle were read to them in the other world. And what would Henry IV.
+say? Most of the dedications in England are made for money, just as the
+capuchins present us with salad on condition of our giving them drink.
+
+Men of letters in France are ignorant of this shameful abasement, and
+have never exhibited so much meanness, except some unfortunates, who
+call themselves men of letters in the same sense that sign-daubers boast
+of being of the profession of Raphael, and that the coachman of
+Vertamont was a poet.
+
+Prefaces are another rock. "The _I_ is hateful," says Pascal. Speak of
+yourself as little as you can, for you ought to be aware that the
+self-love of the reader is as great as your own. He will never pardon
+you for wishing to oblige him to esteem you. It is for your book to
+speak to him, should it happen to be read among the crowd.
+
+"The illustrious suffrages with which my piece has been honored will
+make me dispense with answering my adversaries--the applauses of the
+public." Erase all that, sir; believe me you have had no illustrious
+suffrages; your piece is eternally forgotten.
+
+"Some censors have pretended that there are too many events in the third
+act; and that in the fourth the princess is too late in discovering the
+tender sentiments of her heart for her lover. To that I answer--" Answer
+nothing, my friend, for nobody has spoken-, or will speak of thy
+princess. Thy piece has fallen because it is tiresome, and written in
+flat and barbarous verse; thy preface is a prayer for the dead, but it
+will not revive them.
+
+Others attest that all Europe has not understood their treatises on
+compatibility--on the Supralapsarians--on the difference which should be
+made between the Macedonian and Valentinian heresies, etc. Truly, I
+believe that nobody understands them, since nobody reads them.
+
+We are inundated with this trash and with continual repetition; with
+insipid romances which copy their predecessors; with new systems founded
+on ancient reveries; and little histories taken from larger ones.
+
+Do you wish to be an author? Do you wish to make a book? Recollect that
+it must be new and useful, or at least agreeable. Why from your
+provincial retreat would you assassinate me with another quarto, to
+teach me that a king ought to be just, and that Trajan was more virtuous
+than Caligula? You insist upon printing the sermons which have lulled
+your little obscure town to repose, and will put all our histories under
+contributions to extract from them the life of a prince of whom you can
+say nothing new.
+
+If you have written a history of your own time, doubt not but you will
+find some learned chronologist, or newspaper commentator, who will
+relieve you as to a date, a Christian name, or a squadron which you have
+wrongly placed at the distance of three hundred paces from the place
+where if really stood. Be grateful, and correct these important errors
+forthwith.
+
+If an ignoramus, or an empty fool, pretend to criticise this thing or
+the other, you may properly confute him; but name him rarely, for fear
+of soiling your writings. If you are attacked on your style, never
+answer; your work alone should reply.
+
+If you are said to be sick, content yourself that you are well, without
+wishing to prove to the people that you are in perfect health; and,
+above all, remember that the world cares very little whether you are
+well or ill.
+
+A hundred authors compile to get their bread, and twenty fools extract,
+criticise, apologize, and satirize these compilations to get bread also,
+because they have no profession. All these people repair on Fridays to
+the lieutenant of the police at Paris to demand permission to sell their
+drugs. They have audience immediately after the courtesans, who do not
+regard them, because they know that they are poor customers.
+
+They return with a tacit permission to sell and distribute throughout
+the kingdom their stories; their collection of bon-mots; the life of the
+unfortunate Regis; the translation of a German poem; new discoveries on
+eels; a new copy of verses; a treatise on the origin of bells, or on the
+loves of the toads. A bookseller buys their productions for ten crowns;
+they give five of them to the journalist, on condition that he will
+speak well of them in his newspaper. The critic takes their money, and
+says all the ill he can of their books. The aggrieved parties go to
+complain to the Jew, who protects the wife of the journalist, and the
+scene closes by the critic being carried to Fort Eveque; and these are
+they who call themselves authors!
+
+These poor people are divided into two or three bands, and go begging
+like mendicant friars; but not having taken vows their society lasts
+only for a few days, for they betray one another like priests who run
+after the same benefice, though they have no benefice to hope for. But
+they still call themselves authors!
+
+The misfortune of these men is that their fathers did not make them
+learn a trade, which is a great defect in modern policy. Every man of
+the people who can bring up his son in a useful art, and does not,
+merits punishment. The son of a mason becomes a Jesuit at seventeen; he
+is chased from society at four and twenty, because the levity of his
+manners is too glaring. Behold him without bread! He turns journalist,
+he cultivates the lowest kind of literature, and becomes the contempt
+and horror of even the mob. And such as these, again, call themselves
+authors!
+
+The only authors are they who have succeeded in a genuine art, be it
+epic poetry, tragedy, comedy, history, or philosophy, and who teach or
+delight mankind. The others, of whom we have spoken, are, among men of
+letters, like bats among the birds. We cite, comment, criticise,
+neglect, forget, and, above all, despise an author who is an author
+_only_.
+
+Apropos of citing an author, I must amuse myself with relating a
+singular mistake of the reverend Father Viret, cordelier and professor
+of theology. He read in the "Philosophy of History" of the good abbe
+Bazin that no author ever cited a passage of Moses before Longinus, who
+lived and died in the time of the Emperor Aurelian. Forthwith the zeal
+of St. Francis was kindled in him. Viret cries out that it is not true;
+that several writers have said that there had been a Moses, that even
+Josephus had spoken at length upon him, and that the Abbe Bazin is a
+wretch who would destroy the seven sacraments. But, dear Father Viret,
+you ought to inform yourself of the meaning of the word, to _cite_.
+There is a great deal of difference between mentioning an author and
+citing him. To speak, to make mention of an author, is to say that he
+has lived--that he has written in such a time; to cite is to give one of
+his passages--as Moses says in his Exodus--as Moses has written in his
+Genesis. Now the Abbe Brazin affirms that no foreign writers--that none
+even of the Jewish prophets have ever quoted a single passage of Moses,
+though he was a divine author. Truly, Father Viret, you are very
+malicious, but we shall know at least, by this little paragraph, that
+_you_ have been an author.
+
+The most voluminous authors that we have had in France are the
+comptrollers-general of the finances. Ten great volumes might be made of
+their declarations, since the reign of Louis XIV. Parliaments have been
+sometimes the critics of these works, and have found erroneous
+propositions and contradictions in them. But where are the good authors
+who have not been censured?
+
+
+
+
+AUTHORITY.
+
+
+Miserable human beings, whether in green robes or in turbans, whether in
+black gowns or in surplices, or in mantles and bands, never seek to
+employ authority where nothing is concerned but reason, or consent to be
+reviled in all ages as the most impertinent of men, as well as to endure
+public hatred as the most unjust.
+
+You have been told a hundred times of the insolent absurdity with which
+you condemned Galileo, and I speak to you of it for the hundred and
+first. I would have it inscribed over the door of your holy office.
+
+Seven cardinals, assisted by certain minorite friars, threw into prison
+the master of thinking in Italy, at the age of seventy; and made him
+live upon bread and water because he instructed mankind in that of which
+they were ignorant.
+
+Having passed a decree in favor of the categories of Aristotle, the
+above junta learnedly and equitably doomed to the penalty of the galleys
+whoever should dare to be of another opinion from the Stagyrite, of
+whom two councils had burned the books.
+
+Further, a Faculty, which possessed very small faculties, made a decree
+_against_ innate ideas, and afterwards another _for_ them, without the
+said Faculty being informed, except by its beadles, of what an idea was.
+
+In neighboring schools legal proceedings were commenced against the
+circulation of the blood. A process was issued against inoculation, and
+the parties cited by summons.
+
+One and twenty volumes of thoughts in folio have been seized, in which
+it was wickedly and falsely said that triangles have always three
+angles; that a father was older than his son; that Rhea Silvia lost her
+virginity before her accouchement; and that farina differs from oak
+leaves.
+
+In another year the following question was decided: _"Utrum chimaera
+bombinans in vacuo possit comedere secundas intentiones?"_ and decided
+in the affirmative. These judges, of course, considered themselves much
+superior to Archimedes, Euclid, Cicero, or Pliny, and strutted about the
+Universities accordingly.
+
+
+
+
+AXIS.
+
+
+How is it that the axis of the earth is not perpendicular to the
+equator? Why is it raised toward the north and inclined towards the
+south pole, in a position which does not appear natural, and which
+seems the consequence of some derangement, or the result of a period of
+a prodigious number of years?
+
+Is it true that the ecliptic continually inclines by an insensible
+movement towards the equator and that the angle formed by these two
+lines has a little diminished in two thousand years?
+
+Is it true that the ecliptic has been formerly perpendicular to the
+equator, that the Egyptians have said so, and that Herodotus has related
+it? This motion of the ecliptic would form a period of about two
+millions of years. It is not that which astounds us, for the axis of the
+earth has an imperceptible movement in about twenty-six thousand years
+which occasions the precession of the equinoxes. It is as easy for
+nature to produce a rotation of twenty thousand as of two hundred and
+sixty ages.
+
+We are deceived when we are told that the Egyptians had, according to
+Herodotus, a tradition that the ecliptic had been formerly perpendicular
+to the equator. The tradition of which Herodotus speaks has no relation
+to the coincidence of the equinoctial and ecliptic lines; that is quite
+another affair.
+
+The pretended scholars of Egypt said that the sun in the space of eleven
+thousand years had set twice in the east and risen twice in the west.
+When the equator and the ecliptic coincided, and when the days were
+everywhere equal to the nights the sun did not on that account change
+its setting and rising, but the earth turned on its axis from west to
+east, as at this day. This idea of making the sun set in the east is a
+chimera only worthy of the brains of the priests of Egypt and shows the
+profound ignorance of those jugglers who have had so much reputation.
+The tale should be classed with those of the satyrs who sang and danced
+in the train of Osiris; with the little boys whom they would not feed
+till after they had run eight leagues, to teach them to conquer the
+world; with the two children who cried _bec_ in asking for bread and who
+by that means discovered that the Phrygian was the original language;
+with King Psammeticus, who gave his daughter to a thief who had
+dexterously stolen his money, etc.
+
+Ancient history, ancient astronomy, ancient physics, ancient medicine
+(up to Hippocrates), ancient geography, ancient metaphysics, all are
+nothing but ancient absurdities which ought to make us feel the
+happiness of being born in later times.
+
+There is, no doubt, more truth in two pages of the French Encyclopaedia
+in relation to physics than in all the library of Alexandria, the loss
+of which is so much regretted.
+
+
+
+
+BABEL.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+Babel signifies among the Orientals, God the Father, the power of God,
+the gate of God, according to the way in which the word is pronounced.
+It appears, therefore, that Babylon was the city of God, the holy city.
+Every capital of a state was a city of God, the sacred city. The Greeks
+called them all Hieropolis, and there were more than thirty of this
+name. The tower of Babel, then, signifies the tower of God the Father.
+
+Josephus says truly that Babel signifies confusion; Calmet says, with
+others, that Bilba, in Chaldaean, signifies confounded, but all the
+Orientals have been of a contrary opinion. The word confusion would be a
+strange etymon for the capital of a vast empire. I very much like the
+opinion of Rabelais, who pretends that Paris was formerly called Lutetia
+on account of the ladies' white legs.
+
+Be that as it may, commentators have tormented themselves to know to
+what height men had raised this famous tower of Babel. St. Jerome gives
+it twenty thousand feet. The ancient Jewish book entitled _"Jacult"_
+gave it eighty-one thousand. Paul Lucas has seen the remains of it and
+it is a fine thing to be as keen-sighted as Paul Lucas, but these
+dimensions are not the only difficulties which have exercised the
+learned.
+
+People have wished to know how the children of Noah, after having
+divided among themselves the islands of the nations and established
+themselves in various lands, with each one his particular language,
+families, and people, should all find themselves in the plain of
+Shinaar, to build there a tower saying, "Let us make us a name lest we
+be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth."
+
+The Book of Genesis speaks of the states which the sons of Noah founded.
+It has related how the people of Europe, Africa, and Asia, all came to
+Shinaar speaking one language only, and purposing the same thing.
+
+The Vulgate places the Deluge in the year of the world 1656, and the
+construction of the tower of Babel 1771, that is to say, one hundred and
+fifteen years after the destruction of mankind, and even during the life
+of Noah.
+
+Men then must have multiplied with prodigious celerity; all the arts
+revived in a very little time. When we reflect on the great number of
+trades which must have been employed to raise a tower so high we are
+amazed at so stupendous a work.
+
+The patriarch Abraham was born, according to the Bible, about four
+hundred years after the deluge, and already we see a line of powerful
+kings in Egypt and in Asia. Bochart and other sages have pleasantly
+filled their great books with Phoenician and Chaldaean words and
+systems which they do not understand. They have learnedly taken Thrace
+for Cappadocia, Greece for Crete, and the island of Cyprus for Tyre;
+they sport in an ocean of ignorance which has neither bottom nor shore.
+It would have been shorter for them to have avowed that God, after
+several ages, has given us sacred books to render us better men and not
+to make us geographers, chronologists, or etymologists.
+
+Babel is Babylon. It was founded, according to the Persian historians,
+by a prince named Tamurath. The only knowledge we have of its
+antiquities consists in the astronomical observations of nineteen
+hundred and three years, sent by Callisthenes by order of Alexander, to
+his preceptor Aristotle. To this certainty is joined the extreme
+probability that a nation which had made a series of celestial
+observations for nearly two thousand years had congregated and formed a
+considerable power several ages before the first of these observations.
+
+It is a pity that none of the calculations of the ancient profane
+authors agree with our sacred ones, and that none of the names of the
+princes who reigned after the different epochs assigned to the Deluge
+have been known by either Egyptians, Syrians, Babylonians, or Greeks.
+
+It is no less a pity that there remains not on the earth among the
+profane authors one vestige of the famous tower of Babel; nothing of
+this story of the confusion of tongues is found in any book. This
+memorable adventure was as unknown to the whole universe as the names of
+Noah, Methuselah, Cain, and Adam and Eve.
+
+This difficulty tantalizes our curiosity. Herodotus, who travelled so
+much, speaks neither of Noah, or Shem, Reu, Salah, or Nimrod. The name
+of Nimrod is unknown to all profane antiquity; there are only a few
+Arabs and some modern Persians who have made mention of Nimrod in
+falsifying the books of the Jews.
+
+Nothing remains to conduct us through these ancient ruins, unknown to
+all the nations of the universe during so many ages, but faith in the
+Bible, and happily that is an infallible guide.
+
+Herodotus, who has mingled many fables with some truths, pretends that
+in his time, which was that of greatest power of the Persian sovereigns
+of Babylon, all the women of the immense city were obliged to go once in
+their lives to the temple of Mylitta, a goddess who was thought to be
+the same as Aphrodite, or Venus, in order to prostitute themselves to
+strangers, and that the law commanded them to receive money as a sacred
+tribute, which was paid over to the priesthood of the goddess.
+
+But even this Arabian tale is more likely than that which the same
+author tells of Cyrus dividing the Indus into three hundred and sixty
+canals, which all discharged themselves into the Caspian Sea! What
+should we say of Mezeray if he had told us that Charlemagne divided the
+Rhine into three hundred and sixty canals, which fell into the
+Mediterranean, and that all the ladies of his court were obliged once in
+their lives to present themselves at the church of St. Genevieve to
+prostitute themselves to all comers for money?
+
+It must be remarked that such a fable is still more absurd in relation
+to the time of Xerxes, in which Herodotus lived, than it would be in
+that of Charlemagne. The Orientals were a thousand times more jealous
+than the Franks and Gauls. The wives of all the great lords were
+carefully guarded by eunuchs. This custom existed from time immemorial.
+It is seen even in the Jewish history that when that little nation
+wished like the others to have a king, Samuel, to dissuade them from it
+and to retain his authority, said "that a king would tyrannize over them
+and that he would take the tenths of their vines and corn to give to his
+eunuchs." The kings accomplished this prediction, for it is written in
+the First Book of Kings that King Ahab had eunuchs, and in the Second
+that Joram, Jehu, Jehoiakim, and Zedekiah had them also.
+
+The eunuchs of Pharaoh are spoken of a long time previously in the Book
+of Genesis, and it is said that Potiphar, to whom Joseph was sold, was
+one of the king's eunuchs. It is clear, therefore, that there were great
+numbers of eunuchs at Babylon to guard the women. It was not then a duty
+for them to prostitute themselves to the first comer, nor was Babylon,
+the city of God, a vast brothel as it has been pretended.
+
+These tales of Herodotus, as well as all others in the same taste, are
+now so decried by all people of sense--reason has made so great progress
+that even old women and children will no longer believe such
+extravagances--_"Non est vetula quae credat nec pueri credunt, nisi qui
+nondum aere lavantur."_
+
+There is in our days only one man who, not partaking of the spirit of
+the age in which he lives, would justify the fable of Herodotus. The
+infamy appears to him a very simple affair. He would prove that the
+Babylonian princesses prostituted themselves through piety, to the
+first passengers, because it is said in the holy writings that the
+Ammonites made their children pass through the fire in presenting them
+to Moloch. But what relation has this custom of some barbarous
+hordes--this superstition of passing their children through the flames,
+or even of burning them on piles, in honor of I know not whom--of
+Moloch; these Iroquois horrors of a petty, infamous people to a
+prostitution so incredible in a nation known to be the most jealous and
+orderly of the East? Would what passes among the Iroquois be among us a
+proof of the customs of the courts of France and of Spain?
+
+He also brings, in further proof, the Lupercal feast among the Romans
+during which he says the young people of quality and respectable
+magistrates ran naked through the city with whips in their hands, with
+which they struck the pregnant women of quality, who unblushingly
+presented themselves to them in the hope of thereby obtaining a happy
+deliverance.
+
+Now, in the first place, it is not said that these Romans of quality ran
+quite naked, on the contrary, Plutarch expressly observes, in his
+remarks on the custom, that they were covered from the waist downwards.
+
+Secondly, it seems by the manner in which this defender of infamous
+customs expresses himself that the Roman ladies stripped naked to
+receive these blows of the whip, which is absolutely false.
+
+Thirdly, the Lupercal feast has no relation whatever to the pretended
+law of Babylon, which commands the wives and daughters of the king, the
+satraps, and the magi to sell and prostitute themselves to strangers out
+of pure devotion.
+
+When an author, without knowing either the human mind or the manners of
+nations, has the misfortune to be obliged to compile from passages of
+old authors, who are almost all contradictory, he should advance his
+opinions with modesty and know how to doubt, and to shake off the dust
+of the college. Above all he should never express himself with
+outrageous insolence.
+
+Herodotus, or Ctesias, or Diodorus of Sicily, relate a fact: you have
+read it in Greek, therefore this fact is true. This manner of reasoning,
+which is not that of Euclid, is surprising enough in the time in which
+we live; but all minds will not be instructed with equal facility; and
+there are always more persons who compile than people who think.
+
+We will say nothing here of the confusion of tongues which took place
+during the construction of the tower of Babel. It is a miracle, related
+in the Holy Scriptures. We neither explain, nor even examine any
+miracles, and as the authors of that great work, the Encyclopaedia,
+believed them, we also believe them with a lively and sincere faith.
+
+We will simply affirm that the fall of the Roman Empire has produced
+more confusion and a greater number of new languages than that of the
+tower of Babel. From the reign of Augustus till the time of the
+Attilas, the Clovises, and the Gondiberts, during six ages, _"terra erat
+unius labii"_--"the known earth was of one language." They spoke the
+same Latin at the Euphrates as at Mount Atlas. The laws which governed a
+hundred nations were written in Latin and the Greek served for
+amusement, whilst the barbarous jargon of each province was only for the
+populace. They pleaded in Latin at once in the tribunals of Africa and
+of Rome. An inhabitant of Cornwall departed for Asia Minor sure of being
+understood everywhere in his route. It was at least one good effected by
+the rapacity of the Romans that people found themselves as well
+understood on the Danube as on the Guadalquiver. At the present time a
+Bergamask who travels into the small Swiss cantons, from which he is
+only separated by a mountain, has the same need of an interpreter as if
+he were in China. This is one of the greatest plagues of modern life.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+Vanity has always raised stately monuments. It was through vanity that
+men built the lofty tower of Babel. "Let us go and raise a tower, the
+summit of which shall touch the skies, and render our name celebrated
+before we are scattered upon the face of the earth." The enterprise was
+undertaken hi the time of a patriarch named Phaleg, who counted the good
+man Noah for his fifth ancestor. It will be seen that architecture, and
+all the arts which accompany it, had made great progress in five
+generations. St. Jerome, the same who has seen fauns and satyrs, has not
+seen the tower of Babel any more than I have, but he assures us that it
+was twenty thousand feet high. This is a trifle. The ancient book,
+_"Jacult"_ written by one of the most learned Jews, demonstrates the
+height to be eighty-one thousand Jewish feet, and every one knows that
+the Jewish foot was nearly as long as the Greek. These dimensions are
+still more likely than those of Jerome. This tower remains, but it is no
+longer quite so high; several quite veracious travellers have seen it.
+I, who have not seen it, will talk as little of it as of my grandfather
+Adam, with whom I never had the honor of conversing. But consult the
+reverend father Calmet; he is a man of fine wit and a profound
+philosopher and will explain the thing to you. I do not know why it is
+said, in Genesis, that Babel signifies confusion, for, as I have already
+observed, _ba_ answers to father in the eastern languages, and _bel_
+signifies God. Babel means the city of God, the holy city. But it is
+incontestable that Babel means confusion, possibly because the
+architects were confounded after having raised their work to eighty-one
+thousand feet, perhaps, because the languages were then confounded, as
+from that time the Germans no longer understood the Chinese, although,
+according to the learned Bochart, it is clear that the Chinese is
+originally the same language as the High German.
+
+
+
+
+BACCHUS.
+
+
+Of all the true or fabulous personages of profane antiquity Bacchus is
+to us the most important. I do not mean for the fine invention which is
+attributed to him by all the world except the Jews, but for the
+prodigious resemblance of his fabulous history to the true adventures of
+Moses.
+
+The ancient poets have placed the birth of Bacchus in Egypt; he is
+exposed on the Nile and it is from that event that he is named Mises by
+the first Orpheus, which, in Egyptian, signifies "saved from the
+waters," according to those who pretend to understand the ancient
+Egyptian tongue, which is no longer known. He is brought up near a
+mountain of Arabia called Nisa, which is believed to be Mount Sinai. It
+is pretended that a goddess ordered him to go and destroy a barbarous
+nation and that he passed through the Red Sea on foot, with a multitude
+of men, women, and children. Another time the river Orontes suspended
+its waters right and left to let him pass, and the Hydaspes did the
+same. He commanded the sun to stand still; two luminous rays proceeded
+from his head. He made a fountain of wine spout up by striking the
+ground with his thyrsis, and engraved his laws on two tables of marble.
+He wanted only to have afflicted Egypt with ten plagues, to be the
+perfect copy of Moses.
+
+Vossius is, I think, the first who has extended this parallel. The
+bishop of Avranches, Huet, has pushed it quite as far, but he adds, in
+his "Evangelical Demonstrations" that Moses is not only Bacchus, but
+that he is also Osiris and Typhon. He does not halt in this fine path.
+Moses, according to him, is AEsculapius, Amphion, Apollo, Adonis, and
+even Priapus. It is pleasant enough that Huet founds his proof that
+Moses is Adonis in their both keeping sheep: _"Et formosus oves, ad
+flumina pavit Adonis."_
+
+He contends that he is Priapus because Priapus is sometimes painted with
+an ass, and the Jews were supposed, among the Gentiles, to adore an ass.
+He gives another proof, not very canonical, which is that the rod of
+Moses might be compared to the sceptre of Priapus. _"Sceptrum tribuitur
+Priapo, virga Most."_ Neither is this demonstration in the manner of
+Euclid.
+
+We will not here speak of the more modern Bacchuses, such as he who
+lived two hundred years before the Trojan war, and whom the Greeks
+celebrated as a son of Jupiter, shut up in his thigh. We will pause at
+him who was supposed to be born on the confines of Egypt and to have
+performed so many prodigies. Our respect for the sacred Jewish books
+will not permit us to doubt that the Egyptians, the Arabs, and even the
+Greeks, have imitated the history of Moses. The difficulty consists
+solely in not knowing how they could be instructed in this
+incontrovertible history. With respect to the Egyptians, it is very
+likely that they never recorded these miracles of Moses, which would
+have covered them with shame. If they had said a word of it the
+historians, Josephus and Philo, would not have failed to have taken
+advantage of it Josephus, in his answer to Appion, made a point of
+citing all the Egyptian authors who have mentioned Moses, and he finds
+none who relate one of these miracles. No Jew has ever quoted any
+Egyptian author who has said a word of the ten plagues of Egypt, of the
+miraculous passage through the Red Sea, etc. It could not be among the
+Egyptians, therefore, that this scandalous parallel was formed between
+the divine Moses and the profane Bacchus.
+
+It is very clear that if a single Egyptian author had said a word of the
+great miracles of Moses all the synagogue of Alexandria, all the
+disputatious church of that famous town would have quoted such word, and
+have triumphed at it, every one after his manner. Athenagorus, Clement,
+Origen, who have said so many useless things, would have related this
+important passage a thousand times and it would have been the strongest
+argument of all the fathers. The whole have kept a profound silence;
+they Had, therefore, nothing to say. But how was it possible for any
+Egyptian to speak of the exploits of a man who caused all the first born
+of the families of Egypt to be killed; who turned the Nile to blood, and
+who drowned in the Red Sea their king and all his army?
+
+All our historians agree that one Clodowick, a Sicambrian, subjugated
+Gaul with a handful of barbarians. The English are the first to say that
+the Saxons, the Danes, and the Normans came by turns to exterminate a
+part of their nation. If they had not avowed this truth all Europe would
+have exclaimed against its concealment. The universe should exclaim in
+the same manner at the amazing prodigies of Moses, of Joshua, of Gideon,
+Samson, and of so many leaders and prophets. The universe is silent
+notwithstanding. Amazing mystery! On one side it is palpable mat all is
+true, since it is found in the holy writings, which are approved by the
+Church; on the other it is evident that no people have ever mentioned
+it. Let us worship Providence, and submit ourselves in all things.
+
+The Arabs, who have always loved the marvellous, were probably the first
+authors of the fables invented of Bacchus, afterwards adopted and
+embellished by the Greeks. But how came the stories of the Arabs and
+Greeks to agree so well with those of the Jews? It is known that the
+Hebrews never communicated their books to any one till the time of the
+Ptolemies; they regarded such communication as a sacrilege, and
+Josephus, to justify their obstinacy in concealing the Pentateuch from
+the rest of the world, says that God punished all foreigners who dared
+to speak of the Jewish histories. If we are to believe him, the
+historian Theopompus, for only designing to mention them in his work,
+became deranged for thirty days, and the tragic poet Theodectes was
+struck blind for having introduced the name of the Jews into one of his
+tragedies. Such are the excuses that Flavius Josephus gives in his
+answer to Appion for the history of the Jews being so long unknown.
+
+These books were of such prodigious scarcity that we only hear of one
+copy under King Josiah, and this copy had been lost for a long time and
+was found in the bottom of a chest on the report of Shaphan, scribe to
+the Pontiff Hilkiah, who carried it to the king.
+
+This circumstance happened, according to the Second Book of Kings, six
+hundred and twenty-four years before our vulgar era, four hundred years
+after Homer, and in the most flourishing times of Greece. The Greeks
+then scarcely knew that there were any Hebrews in the world. The
+captivity of the Jews at Babylon still more augmented their ignorance of
+their own books. Esdras must have restored them at the end of seventy
+years and for already more than five hundred years the fable of Bacchus
+had been current among the Greeks.
+
+If the Greeks had founded their fables on the Jewish history they would
+have chosen facts more interesting to mankind, such as the adventures of
+Abraham, those of Noah, of Methuselah, of Seth, Enoch, Cain, and Eve; of
+the fatal serpent and of the tree of knowledge, all which names have
+ever been unknown to them. There was only a slight knowledge of the
+Jewish people until a long time after the revolution that Alexander
+produced in Asia and in Europe; the historian Josephus avows it in
+formal terms. This is the manner in which he expresses himself in the
+commencement of his reply to Appion, who (by way of parenthesis) was
+dead when he answered him, for Appion died under the Emperor Claudius,
+and Josephus wrote under Vespasian.
+
+"As the country we inhabit is distant from the sea we do not apply
+ourselves to commerce and have no communication with other nations. We
+content ourselves with cultivating our lands, which are very fertile,
+and we labor chiefly to bring up our children properly, because nothing
+appears to us so necessary as to instruct them in the knowledge of our
+holy laws and in true piety, which inspires them with the desire of
+observing them. The above reasons, added to others already mentioned,
+and this manner of life which is peculiar to us, show why we have had no
+communication with the Greeks, like the Egyptians and Phoenicians. Is
+it astonishing that our nation, so distant from the sea, not affecting
+to write anything, and living in the way which I have related, has been
+little known?"
+
+After such an authentic avowal from a Jew, the most tenacious of the
+honor of his nation that has ever written, it will be seen that it is
+impossible for the ancient Greeks to have taken the fable of Bacchus
+from the holy books of the Hebrews, any more than the sacrifice of
+Iphigenia, that of the son of Idomeneus, the labors of Hercules, the
+adventure of Eurydice, and others. The quantity of ancient tales which
+resemble one another is prodigious. How is it that the Greeks have put
+into fables what the Hebrews have put into histories? Was it by the
+gift of invention; was it by a facility of imitation, or in consequence
+of the accordance of fine minds? To conclude: God has permitted it--a
+truth which ought to suffice.
+
+Of what consequence is it that the Arabs and Greeks have said the same
+things as the Jews? We read the Old Testament only to prepare ourselves
+for the New, and in neither the one nor the other do we seek anything
+but lessons of benevolence, moderation, gentleness, and true charity.
+
+
+
+
+BACON (ROGER).
+
+
+It is generally thought that Roger Bacon, the famous monk of the
+thirteenth century, was a very great man and that he possessed true
+knowledge, because he was persecuted and condemned to prison by a set of
+ignoramuses. It is a great prejudice in his favor, I own. But does it
+not happen every day that quacks gravely condemn other quacks, and that
+fools make other fools pay the penalty of folly? This, our world, has
+for a long time resembled the compact edifices in which he who believes
+in the eternal Father anathematizes him who believes in the Holy Ghost;
+circumstances which are not very rare even in these days. Among the
+things which render Friar Bacon commendable we must first reckon his
+imprisonment, and then the noble boldness with which he declared that
+all the books of Aristotle were fit only to be burned and that at a time
+when the learned respected Aristotle much more than the Jansenists
+respect St. Augustine. Has Roger Bacon, however, done anything better
+than the Poetics, the Rhetoric, and the Logic of Aristotle? These three
+immortal works clearly prove that Aristotle was a very great and fine
+genius--penetrating, profound, and methodical; and that he was only a
+bad natural philosopher because it was impossible to penetrate into the
+depths of physical science without the aid of instruments.
+
+Does Roger Bacon, in his best work, in which he treats of light and
+vision, express himself much more clearly than Aristotle when he says
+light is created by means of multiplying its luminous species, which
+action is called univocal and conformable to the agent? He also mentions
+another equivocal multiplication, by which light engenders heat and heat
+putrefaction.
+
+Roger Bacon likewise tells us that life may be prolonged by means of
+spermaceti, aloes, and dragons' flesh, and that the philosopher's stone
+would render us immortal. It is thought that besides these fine secrets
+he possessed all those of judicial astrology, without exception, as he
+affirms very positively in his _"Opus Majus,"_ that the head of man is
+subject to the influences of the ram, his neck to those of the bull, and
+his arms to the power of the twins. He even demonstrates these fine
+things from experience, and highly praises a great astrologer at Paris
+who says that he hindered a surgeon from putting a plaster on the leg
+of an invalid, because the sun was then in the sign of Aquarius, and
+Aquarius is fatal to legs to which plasters are applied.
+
+It is an opinion quite generally received that Roger was the inventor of
+gunpowder. It is certain that it was in his time that important
+discovery was made, for I always remark that the spirit of invention is
+of all times and that the doctors, or sages, who govern both mind and
+body are generally profoundly ignorant, foolishly prejudiced, or at war
+with common sense. It is usually among obscure men that artists are
+found animated with a superior instinct, who invent admirable things on
+which the learned afterwards reason.
+
+One thing that surprises me much is that Friar Bacon knew not the
+direction of the magnetic needle, which, in his time, began to be
+understood in Italy, but in lieu thereof he was acquainted with the
+Secret of the hazel rod and many such things Of which he treats in his
+"Dignity of the Experimental Art."
+
+Yet, notwithstanding this pitiable number of absurdities and chimeras,
+it must be confessed that Roger Bacon was an admirable man for his age.
+What age? you will ask--that of feudal government and of the schoolmen.
+Figure to yourself Samoyedes and Ostiacs who read Aristotle. Such were
+we at that time.
+
+Roger Bacon knew a little of geometry and optics, which made him pass
+for a sorcerer at Rome and Paris. He was, however, really acquainted
+with the matter contained in the Arabian _"Alhazen,"_ for in those days
+little was known except through the Arabs. They were the physicians and
+astrologers of all the Christian kings. The king's fool was always a
+native; his doctor an Arab or a Jew.
+
+Transport this Bacon to the times in which we live and he would be, no
+doubt, a great man. He was gold, encrusted with the rust of the times in
+which he lived, this gold would now be quickly purified. Poor creatures
+that we are! How many ages have passed away in acquiring a little
+reason!
+
+
+
+
+BANISHMENT.
+
+
+Banishment for a term of years, or for life: a penalty inflicted on
+delinquents, or on individuals who are wished to be considered as such.
+
+Not long ago it was the custom to banish from within the limits of the
+jurisdiction, for petty thefts, forgeries, and assaults, the result of
+which was that the offender became a great robber, forger, or murderer
+in some other jurisdiction. This is like throwing into a neighbor's
+field the stones that incommode us in our own.
+
+Those who have written on the laws of nations have tormented themselves
+greatly to determine whether a man who has been banished from his
+country can justly be said still to belong to that country. It might
+almost as well be asked whether a gambler, who has been driven away from
+the gaming-table, is still one of the players at that table.
+
+If by the law of nature a man is permitted to choose his country, still
+more is the man who has lost the rights of a citizen at liberty to
+choose himself a new country. May he bear arms against his former
+fellow-citizens? Of this we have a thousand examples. How many French
+Protestants, naturalized in England, Holland, or Germany, have served,
+not only against France, but against armies in which their relatives,
+their own brothers, have fought? The Greeks in the armies of the king of
+Persia fought against the Greeks, their old fellow-countrymen. The Swiss
+in the service of Holland have fired upon the Swiss in the service of
+France. This is even worse than fighting against those who have banished
+you, for, after all, drawing the sword in revenge does not seem so bad
+as drawing it for hire.
+
+
+
+
+BAPTISM.
+
+_A Greek Word, Signifying Immersion._
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+We do not speak of baptism as theologians; we are but poor men of
+letters, who shall never enter the sanctuary. The Indians plunge, and
+have from time immemorial plunged, into the Ganges. Mankind, always
+guided by their senses, easily imagined that what purified the body
+likewise purified the soul. In the subterranean apartments under the
+Egyptian temples there were large tubs for the priests and the
+initiated.
+
+ _O nimium faciles qui tristia crimina caedis_
+ _Fluminea tolli posse putatis aqua!_
+
+Old Baudier, when he was eighty, made the following comic translation of
+these lines:
+
+ _C'est une drole de maxime,_
+ _Qu'une lessive efface un crime._
+ One can't but think it somewhat droll,
+ Pump-water thus should cleanse a soul.
+
+Every sign being of itself indifferent, God vouchsafed to consecrate
+this custom amongst the Hebrew people. All foreigners that came to
+settle in Palestine were baptized; they were called domiciliary
+proselytes.
+
+They were not forced to receive circumcision, but only to embrace the
+seven precepts of the Noachides, and to sacrifice to no strange god. The
+proselytes of justice were circumcised and baptized; the female
+proselytes were also baptized, quite naked, in the presence of three
+men. The most devout among the Jews went and received baptism from the
+hands of the prophets most venerated by the people. Hence it was that
+they flocked to St. John, who baptized in the Jordan.
+
+Jesus Christ Himself, who never baptized any one, deigned to receive
+baptism from St. John. This custom, which had long been an accessory of
+the Jewish religion, received new dignity, new value from our Saviour,
+and became the chief rite, the principal seal of Christianity. However,
+the first fifteen bishops of Jerusalem were Jews. 'The Christians of
+Palestine long continued to circumcise. St. John's Christians never
+received baptism from Christ.
+
+Several other Christian societies applied a cautery to the baptized,
+with a red-hot iron, being determined to the performance of this
+extraordinary operation by the words of St. John the Baptist, related by
+St. Luke: "I baptize you with water, but He that cometh after me shall
+baptize you with fire."
+
+This was practised by the Seleucians, the Herminians, and some others.
+The words, "He shall baptize you with fire," have never been explained.
+There are several opinions concerning the baptism by fire which is
+mentioned by St. Luke and St. Matthew. Perhaps the most likely opinion
+is that it was an allusion to the ancient custom of the devotees to the
+Syrian goddess, who, after plunging into water, imprinted characters on
+their bodies with a hot iron. With miserable man all was superstition,
+but Jesus substituted for these ridiculous superstitions a sacred
+ceremony--a divine and efficacious symbol.
+
+In the first ages of Christianity nothing was more common than to
+postpone the receiving of baptism until the last agony. Of this the
+example of the Emperor Constantine is a very strong proof. St. Andrew
+had not been baptized when he was made bishop of Milan. The custom of
+deferring the use of the sacred bath until the hour of death was soon
+abolished.
+
+_Baptism of the Dead._
+
+The dead also were baptized. This is established by the passage of St.
+Paul to the Corinthians: "If we rise not again what shall they do that
+receive baptism from the dead?" Here is a point of fact. Either the
+dead themselves were baptized, or baptism was received in their names,
+as indulgences have since been received for the deliverance of the souls
+of friends and relatives out of purgatory.
+
+St. Epiphanius and St. Chrysostom inform us that it was a custom in some
+Christian societies, and principally among the Marcionites, to put a
+living man under the dead man's bed; he was then asked if he would be
+baptized; the living man answered yes, and the corpse was taken and
+plunged into a tub of water. This custom was soon condemned. St. Paul
+mentions it but he does not condemn it; on the contrary he cites it as
+an invincible argument to prove resurrection.
+
+_Baptism by Aspersion._
+
+The Greeks always retained baptism by immersion. The Latins, about the
+close of the eighth century, having extended their religion into Gaul
+and Germany and seeing that immersion might be fatal to infants in cold
+countries, substituted simple aspersion and thus drew upon themselves
+frequent anathemas from the Greek Church.
+
+St. Cyprian, bishop of Carthage, was asked if those were really baptized
+who had only had their bodies sprinkled all over. He answers, in his
+seventy-sixth letter, that several churches did not believe the
+sprinkled to be Christians; that, for his own part, he believes that
+they are so, but that they have infinitely less grace than those who
+have been thrice dipped, according to custom.
+
+A person was initiated among the Christians as soon as he was dipped;
+until then he was only a catechumen. To be initiated it was necessary to
+have sponsors to answer to the Church for the fidelity of the new
+Christians and that the mysteries should not be divulged. Hence it was
+that in the first ages the Gentiles had, in general, as little knowledge
+of the Christian mysteries as the Christians had of the mysteries of
+Isis and the Eleusinian Ceres.
+
+Cyril of Alexandria, in his writing against the Emperor Julian,
+expresses himself thus: "I would speak of baptism but that I fear my
+words would reach them who are not initiated." At that time there was no
+worship without its mysteries, its associations, its catechumens, its
+initiated, and its professed. Each sect required new virtues and
+recommended to its penitents a new life--_"initium novae vitae"_--whence
+the word initiation. The initiation of Christians, whether male or
+female, consisted in their being plunged quite naked into a tub of cold
+water, to which sign was attached the remission of all their sins. But
+the difference between Christian baptism and the Greek, Syrian,
+Egyptian, and Roman ceremonies was the difference between truth and
+falsehood. Jesus Christ was the High Priest of the new law.
+
+In the second century infants began to be baptized; it was natural that
+the Christians should desire their children, who would have been damned
+without this sacrament, to be provided with it. It was at length
+concluded that they must receive it at the expiration of eight days,
+because that was the period at which, among the Jews, they were
+circumcised. In the Greek Church this is still the custom.
+
+Such as died in the first week were damned, according to the most
+rigorous fathers of the Church. But Peter Chrysologos, in the fifth
+century, imagined limbo, a sort of mitigated hell, or properly, the
+border, the outskirt of hell, whither all infants dying without baptism
+go and where the patriarchs remained until Jesus Christ's descent into
+hell. So that the opinion that Jesus Christ descended into limbo, and
+not into hell, has since then prevailed.
+
+It was agitated whether a Christian in the deserts of Arabia might be
+baptized with sand, this was answered in the negative. It was asked if
+rosewater might be used, it was decided that pure water would be
+necessary but that muddy water might be made use of. It is evident that
+all this discipline depended on the discretion of the first pastors who
+established it.
+
+The Anabaptists and some other communions out of the pale have thought
+that no one should be baptized without a thorough knowledge of the
+merits of the case. You require, say they, a promise to be of the
+Christian society, but a child can make no engagement. You give it a
+sponsor, but this is an abuse of an ancient custom. The precaution was
+requisite in the first establishment. When strangers, adult men and
+women, came and presented themselves to be received into the society
+and share in the alms there was needed a guarantee to answer for their
+fidelity; it was necessary to make sure of them; they swore they would
+be Jews, but an infant is in a diametrically opposite case. It has often
+happened, that a child baptized by Greeks at Constantinople has
+afterwards been circumcised by Turks, a Christian at eight days old and
+a Mussulman at thirty years, he has betrayed the oaths of his godfather.
+
+This is one reason which the Anabaptists might allege; it would hold
+good in Turkey, but it has never been admitted in Christian countries
+where baptism insures a citizen's condition. We must conform to the
+rights and laws of our country.
+
+The Greeks re-baptize such of the Latins as pass from one of our Latin
+communions to the Greek communion. In the last century it was the custom
+for these catechumens to pronounce the following words: "I spit upon my
+father and my mother who had me ill baptized." This custom still exists,
+and will, perhaps, long continue to exist in the provinces.
+
+_Notions of Rigid Unitarians Concerning Baptism._
+
+It is evident to whosoever is willing to reason without prejudice that
+baptism is neither a mark of grace conferred nor a seal of alliance, but
+simply a mark of profession.
+
+That baptism is not necessary, neither by necessity of precept, nor by
+necessity of means. That it was not instituted by Christ and that it
+may be omitted by the Christian without his suffering any inconvenience
+therefrom.
+
+That baptism should be administered neither to children, nor to adults,
+nor, in general, to any individual whatsoever.
+
+That baptism might be of service in the early infancy of Christianity to
+those who quitted paganism in order to make their profession of faith
+public and give an authentic mark of it, but that now it is absolutely
+useless and altogether indifferent.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+Baptism, immersion in water, abstersion, purification by water, is of
+the highest antiquity. To be cleanly was to be pure before the gods. No
+priest ever dared to approach the altar with a soil upon his body. The
+natural inclination to transfer to the soul that which appertains to the
+body led to the belief that lustrations and ablutions took away the
+stains of the soul as they removed those of the garments and that
+washing the body washed the soul also. Hence the ancient custom of
+bathing in the Ganges, the waters of which were thought to be sacred;
+hence the lustrations so frequent among every people. The Oriental
+nations, inhabiting hot countries, were the most religiously attached to
+these customs.
+
+The Jews were obliged to bathe after any pollution--after touching an
+unclean animal, touching a corpse, and on many other occasions.
+
+When the Jews received among them a stranger converted to their
+religion they baptized, after circumcising him, and if it was a woman
+she was simply baptized--that is, dipped in water in the presence of
+three witnesses. This immersion was reputed to give the persons baptized
+a new birth, a new life; they became at once Jewish and pure. Children
+born before this baptism had no share in the inheritance of their
+brethren, born after them of a regenerated father and mother. So that,
+with the Jews, to be baptized and to be born again were the same thing,
+and this idea has remained attached to baptism down to the present day.
+Thus, when John, the forerunner, began to baptize in the Jordan he did
+but follow an immemorial usage. The priests of the law did not call him
+to account for this baptizing as for anything new, but they accused him
+of arrogating to himself a right which belonged exclusively to them--as
+Roman Catholic priests would have a right to complain if a layman took
+upon himself to say mass. John was doing a lawful thing but was doing it
+unlawfully.
+
+John wished to have disciples, and he had them. He was chief of a sect
+among the lower orders of the people and it cost him his life. It even
+appears that Jesus was at first among his disciples, since he was
+baptized by him in the Jordan, and John sent some of his own party to
+Him a short time before His death.
+
+The historian Josephus speaks of John but not of Jesus--an incontestable
+proof that in his time John the Baptist had a greater reputation than
+He whom he baptized. A great multitude followed him, says that
+celebrated historian, and the Jews seemed disposed to undertake whatever
+he should command them.
+
+From this passage it appears that John was not only the chief of a sect,
+but the chief of a party. Josephus adds that he caused Herod some
+uneasiness. He did indeed make himself formidable to Herod, who, at
+length, put him to death, but Jesus meddled with none but the Pharisees.
+Josephus, therefore, mentions John as a man who had stirred up the Jews
+against King Herod; as one whose zeal had made him a state criminal, but
+Jesus, not having approached the court, was unknown to the historian
+Josephus.
+
+The sect of John the Baptist differed widely in discipline from that of
+Jesus. In the Acts of the Apostles we see that twenty years after the
+execution of Jesus, Apollos of Alexandria, though become a Christian,
+knew no baptism but that of John, nor had any idea of the Holy Ghost.
+Several travellers, and among others Chardin, the most accredited of
+all, say that in Persia there still are disciples of John, called Sabis,
+who baptize in his name and acknowledge Jesus as a prophet, but not as a
+god.
+
+As for Jesus Christ Himself He received baptism but conferred it on no
+one; His apostles baptized the catechumens, or circumcised them as
+occasion required; this is evident from the operation of circumcision
+performed by Paul on his disciple Timothy.
+
+It also appears that when the apostles baptized it was always in the
+name of Jesus Christ alone. The Acts of the Apostles do not mention any
+one baptized in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost--whence it
+may be concluded that the author of the Acts of the Apostles knew
+nothing of Matthew's gospel, in which it is said: "Go and teach all
+nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and
+of the Holy Ghost." The Christian religion had not yet received its
+form. Even the Symbol, which was called the Symbol of the Apostles, was
+not made until after their time, of this no one has any doubt. In Paul's
+Epistle to the Corinthians we find a very singular custom which was then
+introduced--that of baptizing the dead, but the rising Church soon
+reserved baptism for the living alone; at first none were baptized but
+adults, and the ceremony was often deferred until the age of fifty, or
+the last sickness, that the individual might carry with him into the
+other world the unimpaired virtue of a baptism recently performed.
+
+Now, all children are baptized: none but the Anabaptists reserve this
+ceremony for the mature age; they plunge their whole bodies into the
+water. The Quakers, who compose a very numerous society in England and
+in America, do not use baptism: the reason is that Jesus Christ did not
+baptize any of His disciples, and their aim is to be Christians only as
+His disciples were--which occasions a very wide difference between them
+and other communions.
+
+_Addition to the Article "Baptism" by Abbe Nicaise._
+
+The Emperor Julian, the philosopher, in his immortal "Satire on the
+Caesars," puts these words into the mouth of Constantius, son of
+Constantine: "Whosoever feels himself guilty of rape, murder, plunder,
+sacrilege, and every most abominable crime, so soon as I have washed him
+with this water, he shall be clean and pure."
+
+It was, indeed, this fatal doctrine that occasioned the Christian
+emperors, and the great men of the empire, to defer their baptism until
+death. They thought they had found the secret of living criminal and
+dying virtuous.
+
+How strange an idea--that a pot of water should wash away every crime!
+Now, all children are baptized because an idea no less absurd supposes
+them all criminal; they are all saved until they have the use of reason
+and the power to become guilty! Cut their throats, then, as quickly as
+possible, to insure their entrance into paradise. This is so just a
+consequence that there was once a devout sect that went about poisoning
+and killing all newly-baptized infants. These devout persons reasoned
+with perfect correctness, saying: "We do these little innocents the
+greatest possible good; we prevent them from being wicked and unhappy in
+this life and we give them life eternal."
+
+
+
+
+BARUCH, OR BARAK, AND DEBORAH;
+
+AND, INCIDENTALLY, ON CHARIOTS OF WAR.
+
+
+We have no intention here to inquire at what time Baruch was chief of
+the Jewish people; why, being chief, he allowed his army to be commanded
+by a woman; whether this woman, named Deborah, had married Lapidoth;
+whether she was the friend or relative of Baruch, or perhaps his
+daughter or his mother; nor on what day the battle of Tabor, in Galilee,
+was fought between this Deborah and Sisera, captain-general of the
+armies of King Jabin--which Sisera commanded in Galilee an army of three
+hundred thousand foot, ten thousand horse, and three thousand chariots
+of war, according to the historian Josephus.
+
+We shall at present leave out of the question this Jabin, king of a
+village called Azor, who had more troops than the Grand Turk. We very
+much pity the fate of his grand-vizier Sisera, who, having lost the
+battle in Galilee, leaped from his chariot and four that he might fly
+more swiftly on foot. He went and begged the hospitality of a holy
+Jewish woman, who gave him some milk and drove a great cart-nail through
+his head while he was asleep. We are very sorry for it, but this is not
+the matter to be discussed. We wish to speak of chariots of war.
+
+The battle was fought at the foot of Mount Tabor, near the river Kishon.
+Mount Tabor is a steep mountain, the branches of which, somewhat less
+in height, extend over a great part of Galilee. Between this mountain
+and the neighboring rocks there is a small plain, covered with great
+flint-stones and impracticable for cavalry. The extent of this plain is
+four or five hundred paces. We may venture to believe that Sisera did
+not here draw up his three hundred thousand men in order of battle; his
+three thousand chariots would have found it difficult to manoeuvre on
+such a field.
+
+We may believe that the Hebrews had no chariots of war in a country
+renowned only for asses, but the Asiatics made use of them in the great
+plains. Confucius, or rather Confutze, says positively that, from time
+immemorial, each of the viceroys of the provinces was expected to
+furnish to the emperor a thousand war-chariots, each drawn by four
+horses. Chariots must have been in use long before the Trojan war, for
+Homer does not speak of them as a new invention, but these chariots were
+not armed like those of Babylon, neither the wheels nor the axles were
+furnished with steel blades.
+
+At first this invention must have been very formidable on large plains,
+especially when the chariots were numerous, driven with impetuosity, and
+armed with long pikes and scythes, but when they became familiar it
+seemed so easy to avoid their shock that they fell into general disuse.
+
+In the war of 1741 it was proposed to renew and reform this ancient
+invention. A minister of state had one of these chariots constructed and
+it was tried. It was asserted that in large plains, like that of
+Luetzen, they might be used with advantage by concealing them behind the
+cavalry, the squadrons of which would open to let them pass and then
+follow them, but the generals judged that this manoeuvre would be
+useless, and even dangerous, now that battles are gained by cannon only.
+It was replied that there would be as many cannon hi the army using the
+chariots of war to defend them as in the enemy's army to destroy them.
+It was added that these chariots would, in the first instance, be
+sheltered from the cannon behind the battalions or squadrons, that the
+latter would open and let the chariots run with impetuosity and that
+this unexpected attack might have a prodigious effect. The generals
+advanced nothing in opposition to these arguments, but they would not
+revive this game of the ancient Persians.
+
+
+
+
+BATTALION.
+
+
+Let us observe that the arrangements, the marching, and the evolutions
+of battalions, nearly as they are now practised, were revived in Europe
+by one who was not a military man--by Machiavelli, a secretary at
+Florence. Battalions three, four, and five deep; battalions advancing
+upon the enemy; battalions in square to avoid being cut off in a rout;
+battalions four deep sustained by others in column; battalions flanked
+by cavalry--all are his. He taught Europe the art of war; it had long
+been practised without being known.
+
+The grand duke would have had his secretary teach his troops their
+exercises according to his new method. But Machiavelli was too prudent
+to do so; he had no wish to see the officers and soldiers laugh at a
+general in a black cloak; he reserved himself for the council.
+
+There is something singular in the qualities which he requires in a
+soldier. He must first have _gagliardia_, which signifies _alert vigor_;
+he must have a quick and sure eye--in which there must also be a little
+gayety; a strong neck, a wide breast, a muscular arm, round loins, but
+little belly, with spare legs and feet--all indicating strength and
+agility. But above all the soldier must have honor, and must be led by
+honor alone. "War," says he, "is but too great a corrupter of morals,"
+and he reminds us of the Italian proverb: War makes thieves, and peace
+finds them gibbets.
+
+Machiavelli had but a poor opinion of the French infantry, and until the
+battle of Rocroi it must be confessed that it was very bad. A strange
+man this Machiavelli! He amused himself with making verses, writing
+plays, showing his cabinet the art of killing with regularity, and
+teaching princes the art of perjuring themselves, assassinating, and
+poisoning as occasion required--a great art which Pope Alexander VI.,
+and his bastard Caesar Borgia, practised in wonderful perfection without
+the aid of his lessons.
+
+Be it observed that in all Machiavelli's works on so many different
+subjects there is not one word which renders virtue amiable--not one
+word proceeding from the heart. The same remark has been made on
+Boileau. He does not, it is true, make virtue lovely, but he represents
+it as necessary.
+
+
+
+
+BAYLE.
+
+
+Why has Louis Racine treated Bayle like a dangerous man, with a cruel
+heart, in an epistle to Jean Baptiste Rousseau, which, although printed,
+is but little known?
+
+He compares Bayle, whose logical acuteness detected the errors of
+opposing systems, to Marius sitting upon the ruins of Carthage:
+
+ _Ainsi d'un oeil content Marius, dans sa fuite,_
+ _Contemplait les debris de Carthage detruite._
+ Thus exiled Marius, with contented gaze,
+ Thy ruins, Carthage, silently surveys.
+
+Here is a simile which exhibits very little resemblance, or, as Pope
+says, a simile dissimilar. Marius had not destroyed reason and
+arguments, nor did he contentedly view its ruins, but, on the contrary,
+he was penetrated with an elevated sentiment of melancholy on
+contemplating the vicissitudes of human affairs, when he made the
+celebrated answer: "Say to the proconsul of Africa that thou hast seen
+Marius seated on the ruins of Carthage."
+
+We ask in what Marius resembled Bayle? Louis Racine, if he thinks fit,
+may apply the epithets "hard-hearted" and "cruel" to Marius, to Sulla,
+to the triumvirs, but, in reference to Bayle the phrases "detestable
+pleasure," "cruel heart," "terrible man," should not be put in a
+sentence written by Louis Racine against one who is only proved to have
+weighed the arguments of the Manichaeans, the Paulicians, the Arians, the
+Eutychians, against those of their adversaries. Louis Racine proportions
+not the punishment to the offence. He should remember that Bayle
+combated Spinoza, who was too much of a philosopher, and Jurieu, who was
+none at all. He should respect the good manners of Bayle and learn to
+reason from him. But he was a Jansenist, that is to say, he knew the
+words of the language of Jansenism and employed them at random. You may
+properly call cruel and terrible a powerful man who commands his slaves,
+on pain of death, to go and reap corn where he has sown thistles; who
+gives to some of them too much food, and suffers others to die of
+hunger; who kills his eldest son to leave a large fortune to the
+younger. All that is frightful and cruel, Louis Racine! It is said that
+such is the god of thy Jansenists, but I do not believe it. Oh slaves of
+party, people attacked with the jaundice, you constantly see everything
+yellow!
+
+And to whom has the unthinking heir of a father who had a hundred times
+more taste than he has philosophy, addressed this miserable epistle
+against the virtuous Bayle? To Rousseau--a poet who thinks still less;
+to a man whose principal merit has consisted in epigrams which are
+revolting to the most indulgent reader; to a man to whom it was alike
+whether he sang Jesus Christ or Giton. Such was the apostle to whom
+Louis Racine denounced Bayle as a miscreant. What motive could the
+author of "Phaedra" and "Iphigenia" have for falling into such a
+prodigious error? Simply this, that Rousseau had made verses for the
+Jansenists, whom he then believed to be in high credit.
+
+Such is the rage of faction let loose upon Bayle, but you do not hear
+any of the dogs who have howled against him bark against Lucretius,
+Cicero, Seneca, Epicurus, nor against the numerous philosophers of
+antiquity. It is all reserved for Bayle; he is their fellow citizen--he
+is of their time--his glory irritates them. Bayle is read and Nicole is
+not read; behold the source of the Jansenist hatred! Bayle is studied,
+but neither the reverend Father Croiset, nor the reverend Father
+Caussin; hence Jesuitical denouncement!
+
+In vain has a Parliament of France done him the greatest honor in
+rendering his will valid, notwithstanding the severity of the law. The
+madness of party knows neither honor nor justice. I have not inserted
+this article to make the eulogy of the best of dictionaries, which would
+not be becoming here, and of which Bayle is not in need; I have written
+it to render, if I can, the spirit of party odious and ridiculous.
+
+
+
+
+BDELLIUM.
+
+
+We are very much puzzled to know what this Bdellium is which is found
+near the shores of the Pison, a river of the terrestrial paradise which
+turns into the country of the Havilah, where there is gold. Calmet
+relates that, according to several commentators, Bdellium is the
+carbuncle, but that it may also be crystal. Then it is the gum of an
+Arabian tree and afterwards we are told that capers are intended. Many
+others affirm that it signifies pearls. Nothing but the etymologies of
+Bochart can throw a light on this question. I wish that all these
+commentators had been upon the spot.
+
+The excellent gold which is obtained in this country, says Calmet, shows
+evidently that this is the country of Colchis and the golden fleece is a
+proof of it. It is a pity that things have changed so much for
+Mingrelia; that beautiful country, so famous for the loves of Medea and
+Jason, now produces gold and Bdellium no more than bulls which vomit
+fire and flame, and dragons which guard the fleece. Everything changes
+in this world; and if we do not skilfully cultivate our lands, and if
+the state remain always in debt, we shall become a second Mingrelia.
+
+
+
+
+BEARD.
+
+
+Certain naturalists assure us that the secretion which produces the
+beard is the same as that which perpetuates mankind. An entire
+hemisphere testifies against this fraternal union. The Americans, of
+whatever country, color, or stature they may be, have neither beards on
+their chins, nor any hair on their bodies, except their eyebrows and the
+hair of their heads, I have legal attestations of official men who have
+lived, conversed, and combated with thirty nations of South America, and
+they attest that they have never seen a hair on their bodies; and they
+laugh, as they well may, at writers who, copying one another, say that
+the Americans are only without hair because they pull it out with
+pincers; as if Christopher Columbus, Fernando Cortes, and the other
+adventurers had loaded themselves with the little tweezers with which
+our ladies remove their superfluous hairs, and had distributed them in
+all the countries of America.
+
+I believed for a long time that the Esquimaux were excepted from the
+general laws of the new world; but I am assured that they are as free
+from hair as the others. However, they have children in Chile, Peru, and
+Canada, as well as in our bearded continent. There is, then, a specific
+difference between these bipeds and ourselves, in the same way as their
+lions, which are divested of the mane, and in other respects differ from
+the lions of Africa.
+
+It is to be remarked that the Orientals have never varied in their
+consideration for the beard. Marriage among them has always existed, and
+that period is still the epoch of life from which they no longer shave
+the beard. The long dress and the beard impose respect. The Westerns
+have always been changing the fashion of the chin. Mustaches were worn
+under Louis XIV. towards the year 1672. Under Louis XIII. a little
+pointed beard prevailed. In the time of Henry IV. it was square. Charles
+V., Julius II., and Francis I. restored the large beard to honor in
+their courts, which had been a long time in fashion. Gownsmen, through
+gravity and respect for the customs of their fathers, shaved themselves;
+while the courtiers, in doublets and little mantles, wore their beards
+as long as they could. When a king in those days sent a lawyer as an
+ambassador, his comrades would laugh at him if he suffered his beard to
+grow, besides mocking him in the chamber of accounts or of
+requests,--But quite enough upon beards.
+
+
+
+
+BEASTS.
+
+
+What a pity and what a poverty of spirit to assert that beasts are
+machines deprived of knowledge and sentiment, which effect all their
+operations in the same manner, which learn nothing, never improve, etc.
+
+What is this bird, who makes its nest in a semicircle when he attaches
+it to a wall; and in a circle on a tree--this bird does all in the same
+blind manner! The hound, which you have disciplined for three months,
+does he not know more at the end of this time than he did before? Does
+the canary, to which you play an air, repeat ft directly? Do you not
+employ a considerable time in teaching it? Have you not seen that he
+sometimes mistakes it, and that be corrects himself?
+
+Is it because I speak to you that you judge I have sentiment, memory,
+and ideas? Well, suppose I do not speak to you; you see me enter my room
+with an afflicted air, I seek a paper with disquietude, I open the
+bureau in which I recollect to have shut it, I hid it and read it with
+joy. You pronounce that I have felt the sentiment of affliction and of
+joy; that I have memory and knowledge.
+
+Extend the same judgment to the dog who has lost his master, who has
+sought hum everywhere with grievous cries, and who enters the house
+agitated and restless, goes upstairs and down, from room to room, and at
+last finds in the closet the master whom he loves, and testifies his joy
+by the gentleness of his cries, by his leaps and his caresses.
+
+Some barbarians seize this dog, who so prodigiously excels man in
+friendship, they nail him to a table and dissect him living to show the
+mesenteric veins. You discover in him the same organs of sentiment which
+are in yourself. Answer me, machinist, has nature arranged all the
+springs of sentiment in this animal that he should not feel? Has he
+nerves, and is he incapable of suffering? Do not suppose this
+impertinent contradiction in mature.
+
+But the masters of this school ask, what is the soul of beasts? I do not
+understand tins question. A tree has the faculty of receiving in its
+fibres the sap which circulates, of evolving its buds, its leaves, and
+its fruits. You will ask me what is the soul of this tree? It has
+received these gifts. The animal has received those of sentiment,
+memory, and a certain number of ideas. Who has bestowed these gifts; who
+has given these faculties? He who has made the herb of the field to
+grow, and who makes the earth gravitate towards the sun.
+
+The souls of beasts are _substantial forms_, says Aristotle; and after
+Aristotle, the Arabian school; and after the Arabian school, the
+Angelical school; and after the Angelical school, the Sorbonne; and
+after the Sorbonne, every one in the world.
+
+The souls of beasts are material, exclaim other philosophers. These have
+not been more fortunate than the former. They are in vain asked what is
+a material soul? They say that it is a matter which has sensation; but
+who has given it this sensation? It is a material soul, that is to say,
+it is composed of a matter which gives sensation to matter. They cannot
+get out of this circle.
+
+Listen to one kind of beasts reasoning upon another; their soul is a
+spiritual being, which dies with the body; but what proof have you of
+it? What idea have you of this spiritual being, which has sentiment,
+memory, and its share of ideas and combinations, but which can never
+tell what made a child of six years old? On what ground do you imagine
+that this being, which is not corporeal, perishes with the body? The
+greatest beasts are those who have suggested that this soul is neither
+body nor spiritan excellent system! We can only understand by spirit
+something unknown, which is not body. Thus the system of these gentlemen
+amounts to this, that the soul of beasts is a substance which is neither
+body, nor something which is not body. Whence can proceed so many
+contradictory errors? From the custom which men have of examining what a
+thing is before they know whether it exists. They call the speech the
+effect of a breath of mind, the soul of a sigh. What is the soul? It is
+a name which I have given to this valve which rises and falls, which
+lets the air in, relieves itself, and sends it through a pipe when I
+move the lungs.
+
+There is not, then, a soul distinct from the machine. But what moves the
+lungs of animals? I have already said, the power that moves the stars.
+The philosopher who said, _"Deus est anima brutorum."_--God is the soul
+of the brutes--is right; but he should have gone much further.
+
+
+
+
+BEAUTIFUL (THE).
+
+
+Since we have quoted Plato on love, why should we not quote him on "the
+beautiful," since beauty causes love. It is curious to know how a Greek
+spoke of the beautiful more than two thousand years since.
+
+"The man initiated into the sacred mysteries, when he sees a beautiful
+face accompanied by a divine form, a something more than mortal, feels a
+secret emotion, and I know not what respectful fear. He regards this
+figure as a divinity.... When the influence of beauty enters into his
+soul by his eyes he burns; the wings of his soul are bedewed; they lose
+the hardness which retains their germs and liquefy themselves; these
+germs, swelling beneath the roots of its wings, they expand from every
+part of the soul (for soul had wings formerly)," etc.
+
+I am willing to believe that nothing is finer than this discourse of the
+divine Plato; but it does not give us very clear ideas of the nature of
+the beautiful.
+
+Ask a toad what is beauty--the great beauty _To Kalon_; he will answer
+that it is the female with two great round eyes coming out of her little
+head, her large flat mouth, her yellow belly, and brown back. Ask a
+negro of Guinea; beauty is to him a black, oily skin, sunken eyes, and a
+flat nose. Ask the devil; he will tell you that the beautiful consists
+in a pair of horns, four claws, and a tail. Then consult the
+philosophers; they will answer you with jargon; they must have something
+conformable to the archetype of the essence of the beautiful--to the _To
+Kalon_.
+
+I was once attending a tragedy near a philosopher. "How beautiful that
+is," said he. "What do you find beautiful?" asked I. "It is," said he,
+"that the author has attained his object." The next day he took his
+medicine, which did him some good. "It has attained its object," cried I
+to him; "it is a beautiful medicine." He comprehended that it could not
+be said that a medicine is beautiful, and that to apply to anything
+the epithet beautiful it must cause admiration and pleasure. He admitted
+that the tragedy had inspired him with these two sentiments, and that it
+was the _To Kalon_, the beautiful.
+
+We made a journey to England. The same piece was played, and, although
+ably translated, it made all the spectators yawn. "Oh, oh!" said he,
+"the _To Kalon_ is not the same with the English as with the French." He
+concluded after many reflections that "the beautiful" is often merely
+relative, as that which is decent at Japan is indecent at Rome; and that
+which is the fashion at Paris is not so at Pekin; and he was thereby
+spared the trouble of composing a long treatise on the beautiful.
+
+[Illustration: A beautiful face accompanied by a divine form.]
+
+There are actions which the whole world considers fine. A challenge
+passed between two of Caesar's officers, mortal enemies, not to shed each
+other's blood behind a thicket by tierce and quarte, as among us, but to
+decide which of them would best defend the camp of the Romans, about to
+be attacked by the barbarians. One of the two, after having repulsed the
+enemy, was near falling; the other flew to his assistance, saved his
+life, and gained the victory. A friend devotes himself to death for his
+friend, a son for his father. The Algonquin, the French, the Chinese,
+will mutually say that all this is very beautiful, that such actions
+give them pleasure, and that they admire them.
+
+They will say the same of great moral maxims; of that of Zoroaster: "If
+in doubt that an action be just, desist;" of that of Confucius: "Forget
+injuries; never forget benefits."
+
+The negro, with round eyes and flattened nose, who would not give the
+ladies of our court the name of beautiful, would give it without
+hesitation to these actions and these maxims. Even the wicked man
+recognizes the beauty of the virtues which he cannot imitate. The
+beautiful, which only strikes the senses, the imagination, and what is
+called the spirit, is then often uncertain; the beauty which strikes the
+heart is not. You will find a number of people who will tell you they
+have found nothing beautiful in three-fourths of the "Iliad"; but nobody
+will deny that the devotion of Codrus for his people was fine, supposing
+it was true.
+
+Brother Attinet, a Jesuit, a native of Dijon, was employed as designer
+in the country house of the Emperor Camhi, at the distance of some
+leagues from Pekin.
+
+"This country house," says he, in one of his letters to M. Dupont, "is
+larger than the town of Dijon. It is divided into a thousand habitations
+on one line; each one has its courts, its parterres, its gardens, and
+its waters; the front of each is ornamented with gold varnish and
+paintings. In the vast enclosures of the park, hills have been raised by
+hand from twenty to sixty feet high. The valleys are watered by an
+infinite number of canals, which run a considerable distance to join and
+form lakes and seas. We float on these seas in boats varnished and
+gilt, from twelve to thirteen fathoms long and four wide. These barks
+have magnificent saloons, and the borders of the canals are covered with
+houses, all in different tastes. Every house has its gardens and
+cascades. You go from one valley to another by alleys, alternately
+ornamented with pavilions and grottoes. No two valleys are alike; the
+largest of all is surrounded by a colonnade, behind which are gilded
+buildings. All the apartments of these houses correspond in magnificence
+with the outside. All the canals have bridges at stated distances; these
+bridges are bordered with balustrades of white marble sculptured in
+basso-relievo.
+
+"In the middle of the great sea is raised a rock, and on this rock is a
+square pavilion, in which are more than a hundred apartments. From this
+square pavilion there is a view of all the palaces, all the houses, and
+all the gardens of this immense enclosure, and there are more than four
+hundred of them.
+
+"When the emperor gives a fete all these buildings are illuminated in an
+instant, and from every house there are fireworks.
+
+"This is not all; at the end of what they call the sea is a great fair,
+held by the emperor's officers. Vessels come from the great sea to
+arrive at this fair. The courtiers disguise themselves as merchants and
+artificers of all sorts; one keeps a coffee house, another a tavern; one
+takes the profession of a thief, another that of the officer who
+pursues him. The emperor and all the ladies of the court come to buy
+stuffs, the false merchants cheat them as much as they can; they tell
+them that it is shameful to dispute so much about the price, and that
+they are poor customers. Their majesties reply that the merchants are
+knaves; the latter are angry and affect to depart; they are appeased;
+the emperor buys all and makes lotteries of it for all his court.
+Farther on are spectacles of all sorts."
+
+When brother Attinet came from China to Versailles he found it small and
+dull. The Germans, who were delighted to stroll about its groves, were
+astonished that brother Attinet was so difficult. This is another reason
+which determines me not to write a treatise on the beautiful.
+
+
+
+
+BEES.
+
+
+The bees may be regarded as superior to the human race in this, that
+from their own substance they produce another which is useful; while, of
+all our secretions, there is not one good for anything; nay, there is
+not one which does not render mankind disagreeable.
+
+I have been charmed to find that the swarms which turn out of the hive
+are much milder than our sons when they leave college. The young bees
+then sting no one; or at least but rarely and in extraordinary cases.
+They suffer themselves to be carried quietly in the bare hand to the
+hive which is destined for them. But no sooner have they learned in
+their new habitation to know their interests than they become like us
+and make war. I have seen very peaceable bees go for six months to labor
+in a neighboring meadow covered with flowers which secreted them. When
+the mowers came they rushed furiously from their hive upon those who
+were about to steal their property and put them to flight.
+
+We find in the Proverbs attributed to Solomon that "there are four
+things, the least upon earth, but which are wiser than the wise men--the
+ants, a little people who lay up food during the harvest; the hares, a
+weak people who lie on stones; the grasshoppers, who have no kings and
+who journey in flocks; and the lizards, which work with their hands and
+dwell in the palaces of kings." I know not how Solomon forgot the bees,
+whose instinct seems very superior to that of hares, which do not lie on
+stone; or of lizards, with whose genius I am not acquainted. Moreover, I
+shall always prefer a bee to a grasshopper.
+
+The bees have, in all ages, furnished the poet with descriptions,
+comparisons, allegories, and fables. Mandeville's celebrated "Fable of
+the Bees" made a great noise in England. Here is a short sketch of it:
+
+ Once the bees, in worldly things,
+ Had a happy government;
+ And their laborers and their kings
+ Made them wealthy and content;
+ But some greedy drones at last
+ Found their way into their hive;
+ Those, in idleness to thrive,
+ Told the bees they ought to fast.
+ Sermons were _their_ only labors;
+ Work they preached unto their neighbors.
+ In their language they would say,
+ "You shall surely go to heaven,
+ When to us you've freely given
+ Wax and honey all away."--
+ Foolishly the bees believed,
+ Till by famine undeceived;
+ When their misery was complete,
+ All the strange delusion vanished!
+ Now the drones are killed or banished,
+ And the bees again may eat.
+
+Mandeville goes much further; he asserts that bees cannot live at their
+ease in a great and powerful hive without many vices. "No kingdom, no
+state," says he, "can flourish without vices. Take away the vanity of
+ladies of quality, and there will be no more fine manufactures of silk,
+no more employment for men and women in a thousand different branches; a
+great part of the nation will be reduced to beggary. Take away the
+avarice of our merchants, and the fleets of England will be annihilated.
+Deprive artists of envy, and emulation will cease; we shall sink back
+into primitive rudeness and ignorance."
+
+It is quite true that a well-governed society turns every vice to
+account; but it is not true that these vices are necessary to the
+well-being of the world. Very good remedies may be made from poisons,
+but poisons do not contribute to the support of life. By thus reducing
+the "Fable of the Bees" to its just value, it might be made a work of
+moral utility.
+
+
+
+
+BEGGAR--MENDICANT
+
+
+Every country where begging, where mendicity, is a profession, is ill
+governed. Beggary, as I have elsewhere said, is a vermin that clings to
+opulence. Yes; but let it be shaken off; let the hospitals be for
+sickness and age alone, and let the shops be for the young and vigorous.
+
+The following is an extract from a sermon composed by a preacher ten
+years ago for the parish of St. Leu and St. Giles, which is the parish
+of the beggars and the convulsionaries: "_Pauper es evangelicantur_"
+--"the gospel is preached to the poor."
+
+"My dear brethren the beggars, what is meant by the word _gospel_? It
+signifies _good news_. It is, then, good news that I come to tell you;
+and what is it? It is that if you are idlers you will die on a
+dung-hill. Know that there have been idle kings, so at least we are
+told, and they at last had not where to lay their heads. If you work,
+you will be as happy as other men.
+
+"The preachers at St. Eustache and St. Roche may deliver to the rich
+very fine sermons in a flowery style, which procure for the auditors a
+light slumber with an easy digestion, and for the orator a thousand
+crowns; but I address those whom hunger keeps awake. Work for your
+bread, I say; for the Scripture says that he who does not work deserves
+not to eat. Our brother in adversity, Job, who was for some time in your
+condition, says that man is born to labor as the bird is to fly. Look
+at this immense city; every one is busy; the judges rise at four in the
+morning to administer justice to you and send you to the galleys when
+your idleness has caused you to thieve rather awkwardly.
+
+"The king works; he attends his council every day; and he has made
+campaigns. Perhaps you will say he is none the richer. Granted; but that
+is not his fault. The financiers know, better than you or I do, that not
+one-half his revenue ever enters his coffers. He has been obliged to
+sell his plate in order to defend us against our enemies. We should aid
+him in our turn. The Friend of Man (_l'Ami des Hommes_) allows him only
+seventy-five millions per annum. Another friend all at once gives him
+seven hundred and forty. But of all these Job's comforters, not one will
+advance him a single crown. It is necessary to invent a thousand
+ingenious ways of drawing this crown from our pockets, which, before it
+reaches his own, is diminished by at least one-half.
+
+"Work, then, my dear brethren; act for yourselves, for I forewarn you
+that if you do not take care of yourselves, no one will take care of
+you; you will be treated as the king has been in several grave
+remonstrances; people will say, 'God help you.'
+
+"We will go into the provinces, you will answer; we skill be fed by the
+lords of the land, by the farmers, by the curates. Do not flatter
+yourselves, my dear brethren, that you shall eat at their tables; they
+have for the most part enough to do to feed themselves, notwithstanding
+the 'Method of Rapidly Getting Rich by Agriculture' and fifty other
+works of the same kind, published every day at Paris for the use of the
+people in the country, with the cultivation of which the authors never
+had anything to do.
+
+"I behold among you young men of some talent, who say that they will
+make verses, that they will write pamphlets, like Chisiac, Normotte, or
+Patouillet; that they will work for the _'Nouvelles Ecclesiastiques'_
+that they will write sheets for Freron, funeral orations for bishops,
+songs for the comic opera. Any of these would at least be an occupation.
+When a man is writing for the _'Annee Litteraire,'_ he is not robbing on
+the highway, he is only robbing his creditors. But do better, my dear
+brethren in Jesus Christ--my dear beggars, who, by passing your lives in
+asking charity, run the risk of the galleys; do better; enter one of the
+four mendicant orders; you will then be not only rich, but honored
+also."
+
+
+
+
+BEKKER,
+
+"THE WORLD BEWITCHED," THE DEVIL, THE BOOK OF ENOCH, AND SORCERERS.
+
+
+This Balthazar Bekker, a very good man, a great enemy of the everlasting
+hell and the devil, and a still greater of precision, made a great deal
+of noise in his time by his great book, "The World Bewitched."
+
+One Jacques-George de Chaufepied, a pretended continuator of Bayle,
+assures us that Bekker learned Greek at Gascoigne. Niceron has good
+reasons for believing that it was at Franeker. This historical point has
+occasioned much doubt and trouble at court.
+
+The fact is that in the time of Bekker, a minister of the Holy
+Gospel--as they say in Holland--the devil was still in prodigious credit
+among divines of all sorts in the middle of the seventeenth century, in
+spite of the good spirits which were beginning to enlighten the world.
+Witchcraft, possessions, and everything else attached to that fine
+divinity, were in vogue throughout Europe and frequently had fatal
+results.
+
+A century had scarcely elapsed since King James himself--called by Henry
+IV. _Master_ James--that great enemy of the Roman communion and the
+papal power, had published his "Demonology" (what a book for a king!)
+and in it had admitted sorceries, incubuses, and succubuses, and
+acknowledged the power of the devil, and of the pope, who, according to
+him, had just as good a right to drive Satan from the bodies of the
+possessed as any other priest. And we, miserable Frenchmen, who boast of
+having recovered some small part of our senses, in what a horrid sink of
+stupid barbarism were we then immersed! Not a parliament, not a
+presidential court, but was occupied in trying sorcerers; not a great
+jurisconsult who did not write memorials on possessions by the devil.
+France resounded with the cries of poor imbecile creatures whom the
+judges, after making them believe that they had danced round a cauldron,
+tortured and put to death without pity, in horrible torments. Catholics
+and Protestants were alike infected with this absurd and frightful
+superstition; the pretext being that in one of the Christian gospels it
+is said that disciples were sent to cast out devils. It was a sacred
+duty to put girls to the torture in order to make them confess that they
+had lain with Satan, and that they had fallen in love with him in the
+form of a goat. All the particulars of the meetings of the girls with
+this goat were detailed in the trials of the unfortunate individuals.
+They were burned at last, whether they confessed or denied; and France
+was one vast theatre of judicial carnage.
+
+I have before me a collection of these infernal proceedings, made by a
+counsellor of the Parliament of Bordeaux, named De Langre, and addressed
+to Monseigneur Silleri, chancellor of France, without Monseigneur
+Silleri's having ever thought of enlightening those infamous
+magistrates. But, indeed, it would have been necessary to begin by
+enlightening the chancellor himself. What was France at that time? A
+continual St. Bartholomew--from the massacre of Vassy to the
+assassination of Marshal d'Ancre and his innocent wife.
+
+Will it be believed that in the time of this very Bekker, a poor girl
+named Magdalen Chaudron, who had been persuaded that she was a witch,
+was burned at Geneva?
+
+The following is a very exact summary of the proces-verbal of this
+absurd and horrid act, which is not the last monument of the kind:
+
+"Michelle, having met the devil as she was going out of the town, the
+devil gave her a kiss, received her homage, and imprinted on her upper
+lip and her right breast the mark which it is his custom to affix on all
+persons whom he recognizes as his favorites. This seal of the devil is a
+small sign-manual, which, as demonological jurisconsults affirm, renders
+the skin insensible.
+
+"The devil ordered Michelle Chaudron to bewitch two girls; and she
+immediately obeyed her lord. The relatives of the young women judicially
+charged her with devilish practices, and the girls themselves were
+interrogated and confronted with the accused. They testified that they
+constantly felt a swarming of ants in certain parts of their bodies, and
+that they were possessed. The physicians were then called in, or at
+least those who then passed as physicians. They visited the girls and
+sought on Michelle's body for the devil's seal, which the proces-verbal
+calls the _satanic marks_. They thrust a large needle into the spot, and
+this of itself was a grievous torture. Blood flowed from the puncture;
+and Michelle made known by her cries that satanic marks do not produce
+insensibility. The judges, seeing no satisfactory evidence that Michelle
+Chaudron was a witch, had her put to the torture, which never fails to
+bring forth proofs. The unfortunate girl, yielding at length to the
+violence of her tortures, confessed whatever was required of her.
+
+"The physicians again sought for the satanic mark. They found it in a
+small dark spot on one of her thighs. They applied the needle; but the
+torture had been so excessive that the poor, expiring creature scarcely
+felt the wound; she did not cry out; therefore the crime was
+satisfactorily proved. But, as manners were becoming less rude, she was
+not burned until she had been hanged."
+
+Every tribunal in Christian Europe still rings with similar
+condemnations; so long did this barbarous imbecility endure, that even
+in our own day, at Wuerzburg, in Franconia, there was a witch burned in
+1750. And what a witch! A young woman of quality, the abbess of a
+convent! and in our own times, under the empire of Maria Theresa of
+Austria!
+
+These horrors, by which Europe was so long filled, determined Bekker to
+fight against the devil. In vain was he told, in prose and verse, that
+he was doing wrong to attack him, seeing that he was extremely like him,
+being horribly ugly; nothing could stop him. He began with absolutely
+denying the power of Satan; and even grew so bold as to maintain that he
+does not exist. "If," said he, "there were a devil, he would revenge the
+war which I make upon him."
+
+Bekker reasoned but too well in saying that if the devil existed he
+would punish him. His brother ministers took Satan's part and suspended
+Bekker; for heretics will also excommunicate; and in the article of
+cursing, Geneva mimics Rome.
+
+Bekker enters on his subject in the second volume. According to him, the
+serpent which seduced our first parents was not a devil, but a real
+serpent; as Balaam's ass was a real ass, and as the whale that swallowed
+Jonah was a real whale. It was so decidedly a real serpent, that all its
+species, which had before walked on their feet, were condemned to crawl
+on their bellies. No serpent, no animal of any kind, is called Satan, or
+Beelzebub, or devil, in the Pentateuch. There is not so much as an
+allusion to Satan. The Dutch destroyer of Satan does, indeed, admit the
+existence of angels; but at the same time he assures us that it cannot
+be proved by reasoning. "And if there are any," says he, in the eighth
+chapter of his second volume, "it is hard to say what they are. The
+Scripture tells us nothing about their nature, nor in what the nature of
+a spirit consists. The Bible was made, not for angels, but for men;
+Jesus was made a man for us, not an angel."
+
+If Bekker has so many scruples concerning angels, it is not to be
+wondered at that he has some concerning devils; and it is very amusing
+to see into what contortions he puts his mind in order to avail himself
+of such texts as appear to be in his favor and to evade such as are
+against him.
+
+He does his utmost to prove that the devil had nothing to do with the
+afflictions of Job; and here he is even more prolix than the friends of
+that holy man.
+
+There is great probability that he was condemned only through the
+ill-humor of his judges at having lost so much time in reading his work.
+If the devil himself had been forced to read Bekker's "World Bewitched"
+he could never have forgiven the fault of having so prodigiously wearied
+him.
+
+One of our Dutch divine's greatest difficulties is to explain these
+words: "Jesus was transported by the spirit into the desert to be
+tempted by the devil." No text can be clearer. A divine may write
+against Beelzebub as much as he pleases, but he must of necessity admit
+his existence; he may then explain the difficult texts if he can.
+
+Whoever desires to know precisely what the devil is may be informed by
+referring to the Jesuit Scott; no one has spoken of him more at length;
+he is much worse than Bekker.
+
+Consulting history, where the ancient origin of the devil is to be found
+in the doctrine of the Persians, Ahrimanes, the bad principle, corrupts
+all that the good principle had made salutary. Among the Egyptians,
+Typhon does all the harm he can; while Oshireth, whom we call Osiris,
+does, together with Isheth, or Isis, all the good of which he is
+capable.
+
+Before the Egyptians and Persians, Mozazor, among the Indians, had
+revolted against God and become the devil, but God had at last pardoned
+him. If Bekker and the Socinians had known this anecdote of the fall of
+the Indian angels and their restoration, they would have availed
+themselves of it to support their opinion that hell is not perpetual,
+and to give hopes of salvation to such of the damned as read their
+books.
+
+The Jews, as has already been observed, never spoke of the fall of the
+angels in the Old Testament; but it is mentioned in the New.
+
+About the period of the establishment of Christianity a book was
+attributed to "Enoch, the seventh man after Adam," concerning the devil
+and his associates. Enoch gives us the names of the leaders of the
+rebellious and the faithful angels, but he does not say that war was in
+heaven; on the contrary, the fight was upon a mountain of the earth, and
+it was for the possession of young women.
+
+St. Jude cites this book in his Epistle: "And the angels, which kept not
+their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in
+everlasting chains under darkness, unto the judgment of the great
+day.... Woe unto them, for they have gone in the way of Cain.... And
+Enoch, also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these...."
+
+St. Peter in his second Epistle alludes to the Book of Enoch when he
+says: "For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down
+to hell and delivered them into chains of darkness...."
+
+Bekker must have found it difficult to resist passages so formal.
+However, he was even more inflexible on the subject of devils than on
+that of angels; he would not be subdued by the Book of Enoch, the
+seventh man from Adam; he maintained that there was no more a devil than
+there was a book of Enoch. He said that the devil was imitated from
+ancient mythology, that it was an old story revived, and that we are
+nothing more than plagiarists.
+
+We may at the present day be asked why we call that Lucifer the _evil
+spirit_, whom the Hebrew version, and the book attributed to Enoch,
+named Samyaza. It is because we understand Latin better than Hebrew.
+
+But whether Lucifer be the planet Venus, or the Samyaza of Enoch, or the
+Satan of the Babylonians, or the Mozazor of the Indians, or the Typhon
+of the Egyptians, Bekker was right in saying that so enormous a power
+ought not to be attributed to him as that with which, even down to our
+own times, he has been believed to be invested. It is too much to have
+immolated to him a woman of quality of Wuerzburg, Magdalen Chaudron, the
+curate of Gaupidi, the wife of Marshal d'Ancre, and more than a hundred
+thousand other wizards and witches, in the space of thirteen hundred
+years, in Christian states. Had Belthazar Bekker been content with
+paring the devil's nails, he would have been very well received; but
+when a curate would annihilate the devil he loses his cure.
+
+
+
+
+BELIEF.
+
+
+We shall see at the article "Certainty" that we ought often to be very
+uncertain of what we are certain of; and that we may fail in good sense
+when deciding according to what is called _common_ sense. But what is it
+that we call _believing_?
+
+A Turk comes and says to me, "I believe that the angel Gabriel often
+descended from the empyrean, to bring Mahomet leaves of the Koran,
+written on blue vellum."
+
+Well, Mustapha, and on what does thy shaven head found its belief of
+this incredible thing?
+
+"On this: That there are the greatest probabilities that I have not been
+deceived in the relation of these improbable prodigies; that Abubeker,
+the father-in-law, Ali, the son-in-law, Aisha, or Aisse, the daughter,
+Omar, and Osman, certified the truth of the fact in the presence of
+fifty thousand men--gathered together all the leaves, read them to the
+faithful, and attested that not a word had been altered.
+
+"That we have never had but one Koran, which has never been contradicted
+by another Koran. That God has never permitted the least alteration to
+be made in this book.
+
+"That its doctrine and precepts are the perfection of reason. Its
+doctrine consists in the unity of God, for Whom we must live and die; in
+the immortality of the soul; the eternal rewards of the just and
+punishments of the wicked; and the mission of our great prophet
+Mahomet, proved by victories.
+
+"Its precepts are: To be just and valiant; to give alms to the poor; to
+abstain from that enormous number of women whom the Eastern princes, and
+in particular the petty Jewish kings, took to themselves without
+scruple; to renounce the good wines of Engaddi and Tadmor, which those
+drunken Hebrews have so praised in their books; to pray to God five
+times a day, etc.
+
+"This sublime religion has been confirmed by the miracle of all others
+the finest, the most constant, and best verified in the history of the
+world; that Mahomet, persecuted by the gross and absurd scholastic
+magistrates who decreed his arrest, and obliged to quit his country,
+returned victorious; that he made his imbecile and sanguinary enemies
+his footstool; that he all his life fought the battles of the Lord; that
+with a small number he always triumphed over the greater number; that he
+and his successors have converted one-half of the earth; and that, with
+God's help, we shall one day convert the other half."
+
+Nothing can be arrayed in more dazzling colors. Yet Mustapha, while
+believing so firmly, always feels some small shadows of doubt arising in
+his soul when he hears any difficulties started respecting the visits of
+the angel Gabriel; the sura or chapter brought from heaven to declare
+that the great prophet was not a cuckold; or the mare Borak, which
+carried him in one night from Mecca to Jerusalem. Mustapha stammers; he
+makes very bad answers, at which he blushes; yet he not only tells you
+that he believes, but would also persuade you to believe. You press
+Mustapha; he still gapes and stares, and at last goes away to wash
+himself in honor of Allah, beginning his ablution at the elbow and
+ending with the forefinger.
+
+Is Mustapha really persuaded--convinced of all that he has told us? Is
+he perfectly sure that Mahomet was sent by God, as he is sure that the
+city of Stamboul exists? as he is sure that the Empress Catherine II.
+sent a fleet from the remotest seas of the North to land troops in
+Peloponnesus--a thing as astonishing as the journey from Mecca to
+Jerusalem in one night--and that this fleet destroyed that of the
+Ottomans in the Dardanelles?
+
+The truth is that Mustapha believes what he does not believe. He has
+been accustomed to pronounce, with his mollah, certain words which he
+takes for ideas. To _believe_ is very often to _doubt_.
+
+"Why do you believe that?" says Harpagon. "I believe it because I
+believe it," answers Master Jacques; and most men might return the same
+answer.
+
+Believe me fully, my dear reader, when I say one must not believe too
+easily. But what shall we say of those who would persuade others of what
+they themselves do not believe? and what of the monsters who persecute
+their brethren in the humble and rational doctrine of doubt and
+self-distrust?
+
+
+
+
+BETHSHEMESH.
+
+_Of the Fifty Thousand and Seventy Jews Struck with Sudden Death for
+Having Looked Upon the Ark; of the Five Golden Emeroids Paid by the
+Philistines; and of Dr. Kennicott's Incredulity._
+
+
+Men of the world will perhaps be astonished to find this word the
+subject of an article; but we here address only the learned and ask
+their instruction.
+
+Bethshemesh was a village belonging to God's people, situated, according
+to commentators, two miles north of Jerusalem. The Phoenicians having,
+in Samuel's time, beaten the Jews, and taken from them their Ark of
+alliance in the battle, in which they killed thirty thousand of their
+men, were severely punished for it by the Lord:
+
+_"Percussit eos in secretiori parte natium, et ebullierunt villae et
+agri.... et nati sunt mures, et facta est confusio mortis magna in
+civitate."_ Literally: "He struck them in the most secret part of the
+buttocks; and the fields and the farmhouses were troubled.... and there
+sprung up mice; and there was a great confusion of death in the city."
+
+The prophets of the Phoenicians, or Philistines, having informed them
+that they could deliver themselves from the scourge only by giving to
+the Lord five golden mice and five golden emeroids, and sending him back
+the Jewish Ark, they fulfilled this order, and, according to the express
+command of their prophets sent back the Ark with the mice and emeroids
+on a wagon drawn by two cows, with each a sucking calf and without a
+driver.
+
+These two cows of themselves took the Ark straight to Bethshemesh. The
+men of Bethshemesh approached the Ark in order to look at it, which
+liberty was punished yet more severely than the profanation by the
+Phoenicians had been. The Lord struck with sudden death seventy men of
+the people, and fifty thousand of the populace.
+
+The reverend Doctor Kennicott, an Irishman, printed in 1768 a French
+commentary on this occurrence and dedicated it to the bishop of Oxford.
+At the head of this commentary he entitles himself Doctor of Divinity,
+member of the Royal Society of London, of the Palatine Academy, of the
+Academy of Goettingen, and of the Academy of Inscriptions at Paris. All
+that I know of the matter is that he is not of the Academy of
+Inscriptions at Paris. Perhaps he is one of its correspondents. His vast
+erudition may have deceived him, but titles are distinct from things.
+
+He informs the public that his pamphlet is sold at Paris by Saillant and
+Molini, at Rome by Monaldini, at Venice by Pasquali, at Florence by
+Cambiagi, at Amsterdam by Marc-Michel Rey, at The Hague by Gosse, at
+Leyden by Jaquau, and in London by Beckett, who receives subscriptions.
+
+In this pamphlet he pretends to prove that the Scripture text has been
+corrupted. Here we must be permitted to differ with him. Nearly all
+Bibles agree in these expressions: seventy men of the people and fifty
+thousand of the populace--_"De populo septuaginta viros, et quinquaginta
+millia plebis."_ The reverend Doctor Kennicott says to the right
+reverend the lord bishop of Oxford that formerly there were strong
+prejudices in favor of the Hebrew text, but that for seventeen years his
+lordship and himself have been freed from their prejudices, after the
+deliberate and attentive perusal of this chapter.
+
+In this we differ from Dr. Kennicott, and the more we read this chapter
+the more we reverence the ways of the Lord, which are not our ways. It
+is impossible, says Kennicott, for the candid reader not to feel
+astonished and affected at the contemplation of fifty thousand men
+destroyed in one village--men, too, employed in gathering the harvest.
+
+This does, it is true, suppose a hundred thousand persons, at least, in
+that village, but should the doctor forget that the Lord had promised
+Abraham that his posterity should be as numerous as the sands of the
+sea?
+
+The Jews and the Christians, adds he, have not scrupled to express their
+repugnance to attach faith to this destruction of fifty thousand and
+seventy men.
+
+We answer that we are Christians and have no repugnance to attach faith
+to whatever is in the Holy Scriptures. We answer, with the reverend
+Father Calmet, that "if we were to reject whatever is extraordinary and
+beyond the reach of our conception we must reject the whole Bible." We
+are persuaded that the Jews, being under the guidance of God himself,
+could experience no events but such as were stamped with the seal of the
+Divinity and quite different from what happened to other men. We will
+even venture to advance that the death of these fifty thousand and
+seventy men is one of the least surprising things in the Old Testament.
+
+We are struck with astonishment still more reverential when Eve's
+serpent and Balaam's ass talk; when the waters of the cataracts are
+swelled by rain fifteen cubits above all the mountains; when we behold
+the plagues of Egypt, and the six hundred and thirty thousand fighting
+Jews flying on foot through the divided and suspended sea; when Joshua
+stops the sun and moon at noonday; when Samson slays a thousand
+Philistines with the jaw-bone of an ass.... In those divine times all
+was miracle, without exception, and we have the profoundest reverence
+for all these miracles--for that ancient world which was not our world;
+for that nature which was not our nature; for a divine book, in which
+there can be nothing human.
+
+But we are astonished at the liberty which Dr. Kennicott takes of
+calling those deists and atheists, who, while they revere the Bible more
+than he does, differ from him in opinion. Never will it be believed that
+a man with such ideas is of the Academy of Medals and Inscriptions. He
+is, perhaps, of the Academy of Bedlam, the most ancient of all, and
+whose colonies extend throughout the earth.
+
+
+
+
+BILHAH--BASTARDS
+
+
+Bilhah, servant to Rachel, and Zilpah, servant to Leah, each bore the
+patriarch Jacob two children, and, be it observed, that they inherited
+like legitimate sons, as well as the eight other male children whom
+Jacob had by the two sisters Leah and Rachel. It is true that all their
+inheritance consisted in a blessing; whereas, William the Bastard
+inherited Normandy.
+
+Thierri, a bastard of Clovis, inherited the best part of Gaul, invaded
+by his father. Several kings of Spain and Naples have been bastards. In
+Spain bastards have always inherited. King Henry of Transtamare was not
+considered as an illegitimate king, though he was an illegitimate child,
+and this race of bastards, founded in the house of Austria, reigned in
+Spain until Philip V.
+
+The line of Aragon, who reigned in Naples in the time of Louis XII.,
+were bastards. Count de Dunois signed himself "the bastard of Orleans,"
+and letters were long preserved of the duke of Normandy, king of
+England, which were signed "William the Bastard."
+
+In Germany it is otherwise; the descent must be pure; bastards never
+inherit fiefs, nor have any estate. In France, as has long been the
+case, a king's bastard cannot be a priest without a dispensation from
+Rome, but he becomes a prince without any difficulty as soon as the king
+acknowledges him to be the offspring of his sire, even though he be the
+bastard of an adulterous father and mother. It is the same in Spain. The
+bastard of a king of England may be a duke but not a prince. Jacob's
+bastards were neither princes nor dukes; they had no lands, the reason
+being that their father had none, but they were afterwards called
+_patriarchs_, which may be rendered _arch-fathers_.
+
+It has been asked whether the bastards of the popes might be popes in
+turn. Pope John XI. was, it is true, a bastard of Pope Sergius III., and
+of the famous Marozia; but an instance is not a law.
+
+
+
+
+BISHOP.
+
+
+Samuel Ornik, a native of Basle, was, as is well known, a very amiable
+young man, who, moreover, knew his German and Greek New Testament by
+heart. At the age of twenty his parents sent him to travel. He was
+commissioned to carry books to the coadjutor at Paris in the time of the
+Fronde. He arrived at the archbishop's gate and was told by the Swiss
+that _monseigneur_ saw no one. "My dear fellow," said Ornik, "you are
+very rude to your countrymen; the apostles allowed every one to
+approach, and Jesus Christ desired that little children should come unto
+him. I have nothing to ask of your master; on the contrary, I bring him
+something." "Enter, then," said the Swiss.
+
+He waited an hour in the first ante-chamber. Being quite artless he
+attacked with questions a domestic who was very fond of telling all he
+knew about his master. "He must be pretty rich," said Ornik, "to have
+such a swarm of pages and footmen running in and out of the house." "I
+don't know," answered the other, "what his income is, but I hear Joli
+and the Abbe Charier say that he is two millions in debt." "But who is
+that lady who came out of a cabinet and is passing by?" "That is Madame
+de Pomereu, one of his mistresses." "She is really very pretty, but I
+have not read that the apostles had such company in their bedchambers in
+a morning." "Ah! that, I believe, is monsieur, about to give audience."
+"Say _sa grandeur, monseigneur_." "Well, with all my heart...." Ornik
+saluted _sa grandeur_, presented his books, and was received with a most
+gracious smile. _Sa grandeur_ said three words to him, and stepped into
+his carriage, escorted by fifty horsemen. In stepping in, monseigneur
+dropped a sheath and Ornik was astonished that monseigneur should carry
+so large an inkhorn. "Do you not see," said the talker, "that it is his
+dagger? every one that goes to parliament wears his dagger?" Ornik
+uttered an exclamation of astonishment, and departed.
+
+He went through France and was edified by town after town. From thence
+he passed into Italy. In the papal territories he met a bishop with an
+income of only a thousand crowns, who went on foot. Ornik, being
+naturally kind, offered him a place in his cambiatura. "Signor, you are
+no doubt going to comfort the sick?" "Sir, I am going to my master."
+"Your master? He, no doubt, is Jesus Christ." "Sir, he is Cardinal
+Azolino; I am his almoner. He gives me a very poor salary, but he has
+promised to place me with Donna Olimpia, the favorite sister-in-law of
+_nostro signore_." "What! are you in the pay of a cardinal? But do you
+not know that there were no cardinals in the time of Jesus Christ and
+St. John?" "Is it possible!" exclaimed the Italian prelate. "Nothing is
+more true; you have read it in the Gospel." "I have never read it,"
+replied the bishop; "I know only the office of Our Lady." "I tell you
+there were neither cardinals nor bishops, and when there were bishops
+the priests were almost their equals, as St. Jerome, in several places,
+assures us." "Holy Virgin" said the Italian, "I knew nothing about it;
+and what of the popes?" "There were no popes either." The good bishop
+crossed himself, thinking he was with the evil one, and leaped from the
+side of his companion.
+
+
+
+
+BLASPHEMY.
+
+
+This is a Greek word signifying _an attack on reputation_. We find
+blasphemia in Demosthenes. In the Greek Church it was used only to
+express an injury done to God. The Romans never made use of this
+expression, apparently not thinking that God's honor could be offended
+like that of men.
+
+There scarcely exists one synonym. Blasphemy does not altogether convey
+the idea of sacrilege. We say of a man who has taken God's name in
+vain, who, in the violence of anger, has sworn--as it is expressed--by
+the name of God, that he has _blasphemed_; but we do not say that he has
+committed sacrilege. The sacrilegious man is he who perjures himself on
+the gospel, who extends his rapacity to sacred things, who imbrues his
+hands in the blood of priests.
+
+Great sacrileges have always been punished with death in all nations,
+especially those accompanied by bloodshed. The author of the
+_"Institutes au Droit Criminel"_ reckons among divine high treasons in
+the second degree, the non-observance of Sundays and holidays. He should
+have said the non-observance attended with marked contempt, for simple
+negligence is a sin, but not, as he calls it, a sacrilege. It is absurd
+to class together, as this author does, simony, the carrying off of a
+nun, and the forgetting to go to vespers on a holiday. It is one great
+instance of the errors committed by writers on jurisprudence, who, not
+having been called upon to make laws, take upon themselves to interpret
+those of the state.
+
+Blasphemies uttered in intoxication, in anger, in the excess of
+debauchery, or in the heat of unguarded conversation have been subjected
+by legislators to much lighter penalties. For instance, the advocate
+whom we have already cited says that the laws of France condemn simple
+blasphemers to a fine for the first offence, which is doubled for the
+second, tripled for the third, and quadrupled for the fourth offence;
+for the fifth relapse the culprit is set in the pillory, for the sixth
+relapse he is pilloried, and has his upper lip burned off with a hot
+iron, and for the seventh he loses his tongue. He should have added that
+this was an ordinance of the year 1666.
+
+Punishments are almost always arbitrary, which is a great defect in
+jurisprudence. But this defect opens the way for clemency and
+compassion, and this compassion is no other than the strictest justice,
+for it would be horrible to punish a youthful indiscretion as poisoners
+and parricides are punished. A sentence of death for an offence which
+deserves nothing more than correction is no other than an assassination
+committed with the sword of justice.
+
+Is it not to the purpose here to remark that what has been blasphemy in
+one country has often been piety in another?
+
+Suppose a Tyrian merchant landed at the port of Canope: he might be
+scandalized on seeing an onion, a cat, or a goat carried in procession;
+he might speak indecorously of Isheth, Oshireth, and Horeth, or might
+turn aside his head and not fall on his knees at the sight of a
+procession with the parts of human generation larger than life; he might
+express his opinion at supper, or even sing some song in which the
+Tyrian sailors made a jest of the Egyptian absurdities. He might be
+overheard by the maid of the inn, whose conscience would not suffer her
+to conceal so enormous a crime; she would run and denounce the offender
+to the nearest shoen that bore the image of the truth on his breast, and
+it is known how this image of truth was made. The tribunal of the
+shoens, or shotim, would condemn the Tyrian blasphemer to a dreadful
+death, and confiscate his vessel. Yet this merchant might be considered
+at Tyre as one of the most pious persons in Phoenicia.
+
+Numa sees that his little horde of Romans is a Collection of Latin
+freebooters who steal right and left all they can find--oxen, sheep,
+fowls, and girls. He tells them that he has spoken with the nymph Egeria
+in a cavern, and that the nymph has been employed by Jupiter to give him
+laws. The senators treat him at first as a blasphemer and threaten to
+throw him headlong from the Tarpeian rock. Numa makes himself a powerful
+party; he gains over some seniors who go with him into Egeria's grotto.
+She talks to them and converts them; they convert the senate and the
+people. In a little time Numa is no longer a blasphemer, the name is
+given only to such as doubt the existence of the nymph.
+
+In our own times it is unfortunate that what is blasphemy at Rome, at
+our Lady of Loretto, and within the walls of San Gennaro, is piety in
+London, Amsterdam, Stockholm, Berlin, Copenhagen, Berne, Basel, and
+Hamburg. It is yet more unfortunate that even in the same country, in
+the same town, in the same street, people treat one another as
+blasphemers.
+
+Nay, of the ten thousand Jews living at Rome there is not one who does
+not regard the pope as the chief of the blasphemers, while the hundred
+thousand Christians who inhabit Rome, in place of two millions of
+Jovians who filled it in Trajan's time, firmly believe that the Jews
+meet in their synagogues on Saturday for the purpose of blaspheming.
+
+A Cordelier has no hesitation in applying the epithet of blasphemer to a
+Dominican who says that the Holy Virgin was born in original sin,
+notwithstanding that the Dominicans have a bull from the pope which
+permits them to teach the maculate conception in their convents, and
+that, besides this bull, they have in their forum the express
+declaration of St. Thomas Aquinas.
+
+The first origin of the schism of three-fourths of Switzerland and a
+part of Lower Germany was a quarrel in the cathedral church of Frankfort
+between a Cordelier, whose name I forget, and a Dominican named Vigand.
+
+Both were drunk, according to the custom of that day. The drunken
+Cordelier, who was preaching, thanked God that he was not a Jacobin,
+swearing that it was necessary to exterminate the blaspheming Jacobins
+who believed that the Holy Virgin had been born in mortal sin, and
+delivered from sin only by the merits of her son. The drunken Jacobin
+cried out: "Thou hast lied; thou thyself art a blasphemer." The
+Cordelier descended from the pulpit with a great iron crucifix in his
+hand, laid it about his adversary, and left him almost dead on the spot.
+
+To revenge this outrage the Dominicans worked many miracles in Germany
+and Switzerland; these miracles were designed to prove their faith.
+They at length found means to imprint the marks of our Lord Jesus Christ
+on one of their lay brethren named Jetzer. This operation was performed
+at Berne by the Holy Virgin herself, but she borrowed the hand of the
+sub-prior, who dressed himself in female attire and put a glory round
+his head. The poor little lay brother, exposed all bloody to the
+veneration of the people on the altar of the Dominicans at Berne, at
+last cried out murder! sacrilege! The monks, in order to quiet him as
+quickly as possible administered to him a host sprinkled with corrosive
+sublimate, but the excess of the dose made him discharge the host from
+his stomach.
+
+The monks then accused him to the bishop of Lausanne of horrible
+sacrilege. The indignant people of Berne in their turn accused the
+monks, and four of them were burned at Berne on the 13th of May, 1509,
+at the Marsilly gate. Such was the termination of this abominable
+affair, which determined the people of Berne to choose a religion, bad
+indeed in Catholic eyes, but which delivered them from the Cordeliers
+and the Jacobins. The number of similar sacrileges is incredible. Such
+are the effects of party spirit.
+
+The Jesuits maintained for a hundred years that the Jansenists were
+blasphemers, and proved it by a thousand _lettres-de-cachet_; the
+Jansenists by upwards of four thousand volumes demonstrated that it was
+the Jesuits who blasphemed. The writer of the _"Gazettes
+Ecclesiastiques"_ pretends that all honest men blaspheme against him,
+while he himself blasphemes from his garret on high against every honest
+man in the kingdom. The gazette-writer's publisher blasphemes in return
+and complains that he is starving. He would find it better to be honest
+and polite.
+
+One thing equally remarkable and consoling is that never in any country
+of the earth, among the wildest idolaters, has any man been considered
+as a blasphemer for acknowledging one supreme, eternal, and all-powerful
+God. It certainly was not for having acknowledged this truth that
+Socrates was condemned to the hemlock, for the doctrine of a Supreme God
+was announced in all the Grecian mysteries. It was a faction that
+destroyed Socrates; he was accused, at a venture, of not recognizing the
+_secondary_ gods, and on this point it was that he was accused as a
+blasphemer.
+
+The first Christians were accused of blasphemy for the same reason, but
+the partisans of the ancient religion of the empire, the Jovians, who
+reproached the primitive Christians with blasphemy, were at length
+condemned as blasphemers themselves, under Theodosius II. Dryden says:
+
+ This side to-day, to-morrow t'other burns,
+ And they're all Gods Almighty in their turns.
+
+
+
+
+BODY.
+
+
+Body and matter are here the same thing although there is hardly any
+such thing as synonym in the most rigorous sense of the word. There have
+been persons who by this word "body" have understood "spirit" also.
+They have said spirit originally signifies breath; only a body can
+breathe, therefore body and spirit may, after all, be the same thing. In
+this sense La Fontaine said to the celebrated Duke de la Rochefoucauld:
+_"J'entens les esprits corps et petris de matiere."_ In the same sense
+he says to Madame Sabliere:
+
+ _Je subtiliserais un morceau de matiere,_
+ _Quintessence d'atome, extrait de la lumiere,_
+ _je ne sais quoiplus vif et plus subtil encor...._
+
+No one thought of harassing good Monsieur La Fontaine, or bringing him
+to trial for his expressions. Were a poor philosopher, or even a poet,
+to say as much nowadays, how many would there be to fall on him! How
+many scribblers to sell their extracts for sixpence! How many knaves,
+for the sole purpose of making mischief, to cry philosopher!
+peripatetic! disciple of Gassendi! pupil of Locke, and the primitive
+fathers! damnable!
+
+As we know not what a spirit is, so also we are ignorant of what a body
+is; we see various properties, but what is the subject in which those
+properties reside? "There is nothing but body," said Democritus and
+Epicurus; "there is no such thing as body," said the disciples of Zeno,
+of Elia.
+
+Berkeley, bishop of Cloyne, is the last who, by a hundred captious
+sophisms, has pretended to prove that bodies do not exist. They have,
+says he, neither color, nor smell, nor heat; all these modalities are
+in your sensations, not in the objects. He might have spared himself
+the trouble of proving this truth for it was already sufficiently known.
+But thence he passed to extent and solidity, which are essential to
+body, and thinks he proves that there is no extent in a piece of green
+cloth because the cloth is not in reality green, the sensation of green
+being in ourselves only, therefore the sensation of extent is likewise
+in ourselves only. Having thus destroyed extent he concludes that
+solidity, which is attached to it, falls of itself, and therefore that
+there is nothing in the world but our ideas. So that, according to this
+doctor, ten thousand men killed by ten thousand cannon shots are in
+reality nothing more than ten thousand apprehensions of our
+understanding, and when a female becomes pregnant it is only one idea
+lodged in another idea from which a third idea will be produced.
+
+Surely, the bishop of Cloyne might have saved himself from falling into
+this excessive absurdity. He thinks he shows that there is no extent
+because a body has appeared to him four times as large through a glass
+as to his naked eye, and four times as small through another glass.
+Hence he concludes, that, since a body cannot be at the same time four
+feet, sixteen feet, and but one foot in extent, there is no extent,
+therefore there is nothing. He had only to take any measure and say: of
+whatever extent this body may appear to me to be, it extends to so many
+of these measures.
+
+We might very easily see that extent and solidity were quite different
+from sound, color, taste, smell. It is quite clear that these are
+sensations excited in us by the configuration of parts, but extent is
+not a sensation. When this lighted coal goes out, I am no longer warm;
+when the air is no longer struck, I cease to hear; when this rose
+withers, I no longer smell it: but the coal, the air, and the rose have
+extent without me. Berkeley's paradox is not worth refuting.
+
+Thus argued Zeno and Parmenides of old, and very clever they were; they
+would prove to you that a tortoise went along as swiftly as Achilles,
+for there was no such thing as motion; they discussed a hundred other
+questions equally important. Most of the Greeks made philosophy a
+juggle, and they transmitted their art to our schoolmen. Bayle himself
+was occasionally one of the set and embroidered cobwebs like the rest.
+In his article, "Zeno," against the divisible extent of matter and the
+contiguity of bodies he ventures to say what would not be tolerated in
+any six-months geometrician.
+
+It is worth knowing how Berkeley was drawn into this paradox. A long
+while ago I had some conversation with him, and he told me that his
+opinion originated in our being unable to conceive what the subject of
+this extension is, and certainly, in his book, he triumphs when he asks
+Hylas what this subject, this substratum, this substance is? It is the
+extended body, answers Hylas. Then the bishop, under the name of
+Philonous, laughs at him, and poor Hylas, finding that he has said that
+extension is the subject of extension, and has therefore talked
+nonsense, remains quite confused, acknowledges that he understands
+nothing at all of the matter; that there is no such thing as body; that
+the natural world does not exist, and that there is none but an
+intellectual world.
+
+Hylas should only have said to Philonous: We know nothing of the subject
+of this extension, solidity, divisibility, mobility, figure, etc.; I
+know no more of it than I do of the subject of thought, feeling, and
+will, but the subject does not the less exist for it has essential
+properties of which it cannot be deprived.
+
+We all resemble the greater part of the Parisian ladies who live well
+without knowing what is put in their ragouts; just so do we enjoy bodies
+without knowing of what they are composed. Of what does a body consist?
+Of parts, and these parts resolve themselves into other parts. What are
+these last parts? They, too, are bodies; you divide incessantly without
+making any progress.
+
+In short, a subtle philosopher, observing that a picture was made of
+ingredients of which no single ingredient was a picture, and a house of
+materials of which no one material was a house, imagined that bodies are
+composed of an infinity of small things which are not bodies, and these
+are called monads. This system is not without its merits, and, were it
+revealed, I should think it very possible. These little beings would be
+so many mathematical points, a sort of souls, waiting only for a
+tenement: here would be a continual metempsychosis. This system is as
+good as another; I like it quite as well as the declination of atoms,
+the substantial forms, the versatile grace, or the vampires.
+
+
+
+
+BOOKS.
+
+
+SECTION I.
+
+You despise books; you, whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of
+ambition, the pursuit of pleasure, or in indolence, but remember that
+all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by
+books. All Africa, to the limits of Ethiopia and Nigritia obeys the book
+of the Koran after bowing to the book of the Gospel. China is ruled by
+the moral book of Confucius, and a great part of India by the Veda.
+Persia was governed for ages by the books of one of the Zoroasters.
+
+In a lawsuit or criminal process, your property, your honor, perhaps
+your life, depends on the interpretation of a book which you never read.
+It is, however, with books as with men, a very small number play a great
+part, the rest are confounded with the multitude.
+
+By whom are mankind led in all civilized countries? By those who can
+read and write. You are acquainted with neither Hippocrates, nor
+Boerhaave, nor Sydenham, but you place your body in the hands of those
+who can read them. You leave your soul entirely to the care of those
+who are paid for reading the Bible, although there are not fifty of them
+who have read it through with attention.
+
+The world is now so entirely governed by books that they who command in
+the city of the Scipios and the Catos have resolved that the books of
+their law shall be for themselves alone; they are their sceptre, which
+they have made it high treason in their subjects to touch without an
+express permission. In other countries it has been forbidden to think in
+print without letters-patent.
+
+There are nations in which thought is considered merely as an article of
+commerce, the operations of the human understanding being valued only at
+so much per sheet. If the bookseller happens to desire a privilege for
+his merchandise whether he is selling "Rabelais," or the "Fathers of the
+Church," the magistrate grants the privilege without answering for the
+contents of the book.
+
+In another country the liberty of explaining yourself by books is one of
+the most inviolable prerogatives. There you may print whatever you
+please, on pain of being tiresome, and of being punished if you have too
+much abused your natural right.
+
+Before the admirable invention of printing, books were scarcer and
+dearer than jewels. There were scarcely any books in our barbarous
+nations, either before Charlemagne or after him, until the time of
+Charles V., king of France, called the Wise, and from this time to
+Francis I. the scarcity was extreme. The Arabs alone had them from the
+eighth to the thirteenth century of our era. China was full of them when
+we could neither read nor write.
+
+Copyists were much employed in the Roman Empire from the time of the
+Scipios until the irruption of the barbarians. This was a very
+ungrateful employment. The dealers always paid authors and copyists very
+ill. It required two years of assiduous labor for a copyist to
+transcribe the whole Bible well on vellum, and what time and trouble to
+copy correctly in Greek and Latin the works of Origen, Clement of
+Alexandria and all the others writers called Fathers!
+
+St. Hieronymos, or Hieronymus, whom we call Jerome, says, in one of his
+satirical letters against Rufinus that he has ruined himself with buying
+the works of Origen, against whom he wrote with so much bitterness and
+violence. "Yes," says he, "I have read Origen, if it be a crime I
+confess that I am guilty and that I exhausted my purse in buying his
+works at Alexandria."
+
+The Christian societies of the three first centuries had fifty-four
+gospels, of which, until Diocletian's time scarcely two or three copies
+found their way among the Romans of the old religion.
+
+Among the Christians it was an unpardonable crime to show the gospels to
+the Gentiles; they did not even lend them to the catechumens.
+
+When Lucian (insulting our religion of which he knew very little)
+relates that "a troop of beggars took him up into a fourth story where
+they were invoking the Father through the Son, and foretelling
+misfortunes to the emperor and the empire," he does not say that they
+showed him a single book. No Roman historian, no Roman author whomsoever
+makes mention of the gospels.
+
+When a Christian, who was unfortunately rash and unworthy of his holy
+religion had publicly torn in pieces and trampled under foot an edict of
+the Emperor Diocletian, and had thus drawn down upon Christianity that
+persecution which succeeded the greatest toleration, the Christians were
+then obliged to give up their gospels and written authors to the
+magistrates, which before then had never been done. Those who gave up
+their books through fear of imprisonment, or even of death, were held by
+the rest of the Christians to be sacrilegious apostates, they received
+the surname of _traditores_, whence we have the word "traitor," and
+several bishops asserted that they should be rebaptized, which
+occasioned a dreadful schism.
+
+The poems of Homer were long so little known that Pisistratus was the
+first who put them in order and had them transcribed at Athens about
+five hundred years before the Christian era.
+
+Perhaps there was not at this time in all the East a dozen copies of the
+Veda and the Zend-Avesta.
+
+In 1700 you would not have found a single book in all Rome, excepting
+the missals and a few Bibles in the hands of papas drunk with brandy.
+
+The complaint now is of their too great abundance. But it is not for
+readers to complain, the remedy is in their own hands; nothing forces
+them to read. Nor for authors, they who make the multitude of books have
+not to complain of being pressed. Notwithstanding this enormous quantity
+how few people read! But if they read, and read with advantage, should
+we have to witness the deplorable infatuations to which the vulgar are
+still every day a prey?
+
+The reason that books are multiplied in spite of the general law that
+beings shall not be multiplied without necessity, is that books are made
+from books. A new history of France or Spain is manufactured from
+several volumes already printed, without adding anything new. All
+dictionaries are made from dictionaries; almost all new geographical
+books are made from other books of geography; St. Thomas's Dream has
+brought forth two thousand large volumes of divinity, and the same race
+of little worms that have devoured the parent are now gnawing the
+children.
+
+ _Ecrive qui voudra, chacun a son metier_
+ _Peut perdre impunement de l'encre et du papier._
+
+ Write, write away; each writer at his pleasure
+ May squander ink and paper without measure.
+
+
+SECTION II.
+
+It is sometimes very dangerous to make a book. Silhouete, before he
+could suspect that he should one day be comptroller-general of the
+finances, published a translation of Warburton's "Alliance of Church
+and State," and his father-in-law, Astuce the physician, gave to the
+public the "Memoirs," in which the author of the Pentateuch might have
+found all the astonishing things which happened so long before his time.
+
+The very day that Silhouete came into office, some good friend of his
+sought out a copy of each of these books by the father-in-law and
+son-in-law, in order to denounce them to the parliament and have them
+condemned to the flames, according to custom. They immediately bought up
+all the copies in the kingdom, whence it is that they are now extremely
+rare.
+
+There is hardly a single philosophical or theological book in which
+heresies and impieties may not be found by misinterpreting, or adding
+to, or subtracting from, the sense.
+
+Theodore of Mopsuestes ventured to call the "Canticle of Canticles," "a
+collection of impurities." Grotius pulls it in pieces and represents it
+as horrid, and Chatillon speaks of it as "a scandalous production."
+
+Perhaps it will hardly be believed that Dr. Tamponet one day said to
+several others: "I would engage to find a multitude of heresies in the
+Lord's Prayer if this prayer, which we know to have come from the Divine
+mouth, were now for the first time published by a Jesuit."
+
+I would proceed thus: "Our Father, who art in heaven--" a proposition
+inclining to heresy, since God is everywhere. Nay, we find in this
+expression the leaven of Socinianism, for here is nothing at all said of
+the Trinity.
+
+"Thy kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven--"
+another proposition tainted with heresy, for it said again and again in
+the Scriptures that God reigns eternally. Moreover it is very rash to
+ask that His will may be done, since nothing is or can be done but by
+the will of God.
+
+"Give us this day our daily bread"--a proposition directly contrary to
+what Jesus Christ uttered on another occasion: "Take no thought, saying
+what shall we eat? or what shall we drink?... for after all these things
+do the Gentiles seek.... But seek ye first the kingdom of God and His
+righteousness, and all these things shall be added unto you."
+
+"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors--" a rash
+proposition, which compares man to God, destroys gratuitous
+predestination, and teaches that God is bound to do to us as we do to
+others. Besides, how can the author say that we forgive our debtors? We
+have never forgiven them a single crown. No convent in Europe ever
+remitted to its farmers the payment of a sou. To dare to say the
+contrary is a formal heresy.
+
+"Lead us not into temptation--" a proposition scandalous and manifestly
+heretical, for there is no tempter but the devil, and it is expressly
+said in St. James' Epistle: "God is no tempter of the wicked; He tempts
+no man."--_"Deus enim intentator malorum est; ipse autem neminem
+tentat."_
+
+You see, then, said Doctor Tamponet, that there is nothing, though ever
+so venerable, to which a bad sense may not be given. What book, then,
+shall not be liable to human censure when even the Lord's Prayer may be
+attacked, by giving a diabolical interpretation to all the divine words
+that compose it?
+
+As for me, I tremble at the thought of making a book. Thank God, I have
+never published anything; I have not even--like brothers La Rue, Du
+Ceveau, and Folard--had any of my theatrical pieces played, it would be
+too dangerous.
+
+If you publish, a parish curate accuses you of heresy; a stupid
+collegian denounces you; a fellow that cannot read condemns you; the
+public laugh at you; your bookseller abandons you, and your wine
+merchant gives you no more credit. I always add to my paternoster,
+"Deliver me, O God, from the itch of bookmaking."
+
+O ye who, like myself, lay black on white and make clean paper dirty!
+call to mind the following verses which I remember to have read, and by
+which we should have been corrected:
+
+ _Tout ce fatras fat du chauvre en son temps,_
+ _Linge il devint par l'art des tisserands;_
+ _Puis en lambeaux des pilons le presserent_
+ _Il fut papier. Cent cerveaux a l'envers_
+ _De visions a l'envi le chargerent;_
+ _Puis on le brule; il vole dans les airs,_
+ _Il est fumee aussi bien que la gloire._
+ _De nos travaux voila quelle est l'histoire,_
+ _Tout est fumee, et tout nous fait sentir_
+ _Ce grand neant qui doit nous engloutir._
+
+ This miscellaneous rubbish once was flax,
+ Till made soft linen by the honest weaver;
+ But when at length it dropped from people's backs,
+ 'Twas turned to paper, and became receiver
+ Of all that fifty motley brains could fashion;
+ So now 'tis burned without the least compassion;
+ It now, like glory, terminates in smoke;
+ Thus all our toils are nothing but a joke--
+ All ends in smoke; each nothing that we follow
+ Tells of the nothing that must all things swallow.
+
+
+SECTION III.
+
+Books are now multiplied to such a degree that it is impossible not only
+to read them all but even to know their number and their titles.
+Happily, one is not obliged to read all that is published, and
+Caramuel's plan for writing a hundred folio volumes and employing the
+spiritual and temporal power of princes to compel their subjects to read
+them, has not been put in execution. Ringelburg, too, had formed the
+design of composing about a thousand different volumes, but, even had he
+lived long enough to publish them he would have fallen far short of
+Hermes Trismegistus, who, according to Jamblicus, composed thirty-six
+thousand five hundred and twenty-five books. Supposing the truth of this
+fact, the ancients had no less reason than the moderns to complain of
+the multitude of books.
+
+It is, indeed, generally agreed that a small number of choice books is
+sufficient. Some propose that we should confine ourselves to the Bible
+or Holy Scriptures, as the Turks limit themselves to the Koran. But
+there is a great difference between the feelings of reverence
+entertained by the Mahometans for their Koran and those of the
+Christians for the Scriptures. The veneration testified by the former
+when speaking of the Koran cannot be exceeded. It is, say they, the
+greatest of all miracles; nor are all the men in existence put together
+capable of anything at all approaching it; it is still more wonderful
+that the author had never studied, nor read any book. The Koran alone is
+worth sixty thousand miracles (the number of its verses, or
+thereabouts); one rising from the dead would not be a stronger proof of
+the truth of a religion than the composition of the Koran. It is so
+perfect that it ought not to be regarded as a work of creation.
+
+The Christians do indeed say that their Scriptures were inspired by the
+Holy Ghost, yet not only is it acknowledged by Cardinal Cajetan and
+Bellarmine that errors have found their way into them through the
+negligence and ignorance of the book-sellers and the rabbis, who added
+the points, but they are considered as a book too dangerous for the
+hands of the majority of the faithful. This is expressed by the fifth
+rule of the Index, a congregation at Rome, whose office it is to examine
+what books are to be forbidden. It is as follows:
+
+"Since it is evident that if the reading of the Bible, translated into
+the vulgar tongue, were permitted to every one indiscriminately the
+temerity of mankind would cause more evil than good to arise
+therefrom--we will that it be referred to the judgment of the bishop or
+inquisitor, who, with the advice of the curate or confessor, shall have
+power to grant permission to read the Bible rendered in the vulgar
+tongue by Catholic writers, to those to whom they shall judge that such
+reading will do no harm; they must have this permission in writing and
+shall not be absolved until they have returned their Bible into the
+hands of the ordinary. As for such book-sellers as shall sell Bibles in
+the vulgar tongue to those who have not this written permission, or in
+any other way put them into their hands, they shall lose the price of
+the books (which the bishop shall employ for pious purposes), and shall
+moreover be punished by arbitrary penalties. Nor shall regulars read or
+buy these books without the permission of their superiors."
+
+Cardinal Duperron also asserted that the Scriptures, in the hands of the
+unlearned, were a two-edged knife which might wound them, to avoid which
+it was better that they should hear them from the mouth of the Church,
+with the solutions and interpretations of such passages as appear to the
+senses to be full of absurdity and contradiction, than that they should
+read them by themselves without any solution or interpretation. He
+afterwards made a long enumeration of these absurdities in terms so
+unqualified that Jurieu was not afraid to declare that he did not
+remember to have read anything so frightful or so scandalous in any
+Christian author.
+
+Jurieu, who was so violent t in his invectives against Cardinal
+Duperron, had himself to sustain similar reproaches from the Catholics.
+"I heard that minister," says Pap, in speaking of him, "teaching the
+public that all the characteristics of the Holy Scriptures on which
+those pretended reformers had founded their persuasion of their
+divinity, did not appear to him to be sufficient. 'Let it not be
+inferred,' said Jurieu, 'that I wish to take from the light and strength
+of the characteristics of Scripture, but I will venture to affirm that
+there is not one of them which may not be eluded by the profane. There
+is not one of them that amounts to a proof; not one to which something
+may not be said in answer, and, considered altogether, although they
+have greater power than separately to work a moral conviction--that is,
+a proof on which to found a certainty excluding every doubt--I own that
+nothing seems to me to be more opposed to reason than to say that these
+characteristics are of themselves capable of producing such a
+certainty."
+
+It is not then astonishing that the Jews and the first Christians, who,
+we find in the Acts of the Apostles, confined themselves in their
+meetings to the reading of the Bible, were, as will be seen in the
+article "Heresy," divided into different sects. For this reading was
+afterwards substituted that of various apocryphal works, or at least of
+extracts from them. The author of the "Synopsis of Scripture," which we
+find among the works of St. Athanasius, expressly avows that there are
+in the apocryphal books things most true and inspired by God which have
+been selected and extracted for the perusal of the faithful.
+
+
+
+
+BOURGES.
+
+
+Our questions have but little to do with geography, but we shall,
+perhaps, be permitted to express in a few words our astonishment
+respecting the town of Bourges. The Trevoux Dictionary asserts that "it
+is one of the most ancient in Europe; that it was the seat of empire of
+the Gauls, and gave laws to the Celts."
+
+I will not combat the antiquity of any town or of any family. But was
+there ever an empire of Gaul? had the Celts kings? This rage for
+antiquity is a malady which is not easily cured. In Gaul, in Germany,
+and in the North there is nothing ancient but the soil, the trees, and
+the animals. If you will have antiquities go to Asia, and even there
+they are hardly to be found. Man is ancient, but monuments are new; this
+has already been said in more articles than one.
+
+If to be born within a certain stone or wooden limit more ancient than
+another were a real good it would be no more than reasonable to date the
+foundation of the town from the giants' war, but since this vanity is in
+no wise advantageous let it be renounced. This is all I have to say
+about Bourges.
+
+
+
+
+BRACHMANS--BRAHMINS.
+
+
+Courteous reader, observe, in the first place, that Father Thomassin,
+one of the most learned men of modern Europe, derives the Brachmans
+from the Jewish word _barac_, by a _c_--supposing, of course, that the
+Jews had a _c_. This _barac_, says he, signified _to fly_; and the
+Brachmans fled from the towns--supposing that there were any towns.
+
+Or, if you like it better, Brachmans comes from _barak_ by a _k_,
+meaning to _bless_ or to _pray_. But why might not the Biscayans name
+the Brahmins from the word _bran_? which expresses--I will not say what.
+They had as good a right as the Hebrews. Really, this is a strange sort
+of erudition. By rejecting it entirely, we should know less, but we
+should know it better.
+
+Is it not likely that the Brahmins were the first legislators, the first
+philosophers, the first divines, of the earth? Do not the few remaining
+monuments of ancient history form a great presumption in their favor?
+since the first Greek philosophers went to them to learn mathematics;
+and the most ancient curiosities, those collected by the emperors of
+China, are all Indian, as is attested by the relations in Du Halde's
+collection.
+
+Of the Shastah, we shall speak elsewhere. It is the first theological
+book of the Brahmins, written about fifteen hundred years before the
+Vedah, and anterior to all other books.
+
+Their annals make no mention of any war undertaken by them at any time.
+The words "arms," "killing," "maiming," are to be found neither in the
+fragments of the Shastah that have reached us, nor in the Yajurvedah,
+nor in the Kormovedah. At least, I can affirm that I have not seen them
+in either of these two latter collections; and it is most singular that
+the Shastah, which speaks of a conspiracy in heaven, makes no mention of
+any war in the great peninsula between the Indus and Ganges.
+
+[Illustration: India was unknown until after Alexander's conquests.]
+
+The Hebrews, who were unknown until so late a period, never name the
+Brahmins; they knew nothing of India till after Alexander's conquests
+and their own settling in that Egypt of which they had spoken so ill.
+The name of India is to be found only in the book of Esther, and in that
+of Job, who was not a Hebrew. We find a singular contrast between the
+sacred books of the Hebrews and those of the Indians. The Indian books
+announce only peace and mildness; they forbid the killing of animals:
+but the Hebrew books speak of nothing but the slaughter and massacre of
+men and beasts; all are butchered in the name of the Lord; it is quite
+another order of things.
+
+We are incontestably indebted to the Brahmins for the idea of the fall
+of celestial beings revolting against the Sovereign of Nature; and it
+was probably from them that the Greeks took the fable of the Titans; and
+lastly, from them it was that the Jews, in the first century of our era,
+took the idea of Lucifer's revolt.
+
+How could these Indians suppose a rebellion in heaven without having
+seen one on earth? Such a leap from the human to the divine nature is
+difficult of comprehension. We usually step from what is known to what
+is unknown.
+
+A war of giants would not be imagined, until some men more robust than
+the rest had been seen to tyrannize over their fellow-men. To imagine
+the like in heaven, the Brahmins must either have experienced violent
+discords among themselves, or at least have witnessed them among their
+neighbors.
+
+Be that as it may, it is an astonishing phenomenon that a society of men
+who had never made war should have invented a sort of war carried on in
+imaginary space, or in a globe distant from our own, or in what is
+called the firmament--the empyrean. But let it be carefully observed,
+that in this revolt of the celestial beings against their Sovereign,
+there were no blows given, no celestial blood spilled, no mountains
+thrown at one another's heads, no angels deft in twain, as in Milton's
+sublime and grotesque poem.
+
+According to the Shastah, it was only a formal disobedience of the
+orders of the Most High, which God punished by relegating the rebellious
+angels to a vast place of darkness called Onderah, for the term of a
+whole mononthour. A mononthour is a hundred and twenty-six millions of
+our years. But God vouchsafed to pardon the guilty at the end of five
+thousand years, and their Onderah was nothing more than a purgatory.
+
+He turned them into _Mhurd_, or men, and placed them on our globe, on
+condition that they should not eat animals, nor cohabit with the males
+of their new species, on pain of returning to the Onderah.
+
+These are the principal articles of the Brahmin faith, which has endured
+without intermission from time immemorial to the present day.
+
+This is but a small part of the ancient cosmogony of the Brahmins. Their
+rites, their pagods, prove that among them all was allegorical. They
+still represent Virtue in the form of a woman with ten arms, combating
+ten mortal sins typified by monsters. Our missionaries were acute enough
+to take this image of Virtue for that of the devil, and affirm that the
+devil is worshipped in India. We have never visited that people but to
+enrich ourselves and calumniate them.
+
+
+_The Metempsychosis of the Brahmins._
+
+The doctrine of the metempsychosis comes from an ancient law of feeding
+on cow's milk as well as on vegetables, fruits, and rice. It seemed
+horrible to the Brahmins to kill and eat their feeder; and they had soon
+the same respect for goats, sheep, and all other animals: they believed
+them to be animated by the rebellious angels, who were completing their
+purification in the bodies of beasts as well as in those of men. The
+nature of the climate seconded, or rather originated this law. A burning
+atmosphere creates a necessity for refreshing food, and inspires horror
+for our custom of stowing carcasses in our stomachs.
+
+The opinion that beasts have souls was general throughout the East, and
+we find vestiges of it in the ancient sacred writings. In the book of
+Genesis, God forbids men to eat "their flesh with their blood and their
+soul." Such is the import of the Hebrew text. "I will avenge," says he,
+"the blood of your souls on the claws of beasts and the hands of men."
+In Leviticus he says, "The soul of the flesh is in the blood." He does
+more; he makes a solemn compact with man and with all animals, which
+supposes an intelligence in the latter.
+
+In much later times, Ecclesiasticus formally says, "God shows that man
+is like to the beasts; for men die like beasts; their condition is
+equal; as man dies, so also dies the beast. They breathe alike. There is
+nothing in man more than in the beast." Jonah, when he went to preach at
+Nineveh, made both men and beasts fast.
+
+All ancient authors, sacred books as well as profane, attribute
+knowledge to the beasts; and several make them speak. It is not then to
+be wondered at that the Brahmins, and after them the Pythagoreans,
+believed that souls passed successively into the bodies of beasts and of
+men; consequently they persuaded themselves, or at least they said, that
+the souls of the guilty angels, in order to finish their purgation,
+belonged sometimes to beasts, sometimes to men. This is a part of the
+romance of the Jesuit Bougeant, who imagined that the devils are spirits
+sent into the bodies of animals. Thus, in our day, and at the extremity
+of the west, a Jesuit unconsciously revives an article of the faith of
+the most ancient Oriental priests.
+
+_The Self-burning of Men and Women among the Brahmins._
+
+The Brahmins of the present day, who do all that the ancient Brahmins
+did, have, we know, retained this horrible custom. Whence is it that,
+among a people who have never shed the blood of men or of animals, the
+finest act of devotion is a public self-burning? Superstition, the great
+uniter of contraries, is the only source of these frightful sacrifices,
+the custom of which is much more ancient than the laws of any known
+people.
+
+The Brahmins assert that their great prophet Brahma, the son of God,
+descended among men, and had seyeral wives; and that after his death,
+the wife who loved him the most burned herself on his funeral pile, that
+she might join him in heaven. Did this woman really burn herself, as it
+is said that Portia, the wife of Brutus, swallowed burning coals, in
+order to be reunited to her husband? or is this a fable invented by the
+priests? Was there a Brahma, who really gave himself out as a prophet
+and son of God? It is likely that there was a Brahma, as there
+afterwards were a Zoroaster and a Bacchus. Fable seized upon their
+history, as she has everywhere constantly done.
+
+No sooner does the wife of the son of God burn herself, than ladies of
+meaner condition must burn themselves likewise. But how are they to
+find their husbands again, who are become horses, elephants, hawks,
+etc.? How are they to distinguish the precise beast, which the defunct
+animates? how recognize him and be still his wife? This difficulty does
+not in the least embarrass the Hindoo theologians; they easily find a
+_distinguo_--a solution _in sensu composito_--_in sensu diviso_. The
+metempsychosis is only for common people; for other souls they have a
+sublimer doctrine. These souls, being those of the once rebel angels, go
+about purifying themselves; those of the women who immolate themselves
+are beatified, and find their husbands ready-purified. In short, the
+priests are right, and the women burn themselves.
+
+This dreadful fanaticism has existed for more than four thousand years,
+amongst a mild people, who would fear to kill a grasshopper. The priests
+cannot force a widow to burn herself; for the invariable law is, that
+the self-devotion must be absolutely voluntary. The longest married of
+the wives of the deceased has the first refusal of the honor of mounting
+the funeral-pile; if she is not inclined, the second presents herself;
+and so of the rest. It is said, that on one occasion seventeen burned
+themselves at once on the pile of a rajah: but these sacrifices are now
+very rare; the faith has become weaker since the Mahometans have
+governed a great part of the country, and the Europeans traded with the
+rest.
+
+Still, there is scarcely a governor of Madras or Pondicherry who has
+not seen some Indian woman voluntarily perish in the flames. Mr. Holwell
+relates that a young widow of nineteen, of singular beauty, and the
+mother of three children, burned herself in the presence of Mrs.
+Russell, wife of the admiral then in the Madras roads. She resisted the
+tears and the prayers of all present; Mrs. Russell conjured her, in the
+name of her children, not to leave them orphans. The Indian woman
+answered, "God, who has given them birth, will take care of them." She
+then arranged everything herself, set fire to the pile with her own
+hand, and consummated her sacrifice with as much serenity as one of our
+nuns lights the tapers.
+
+Mr. Charnock, an English merchant, one day seeing one of these
+astonishing victims, young and lovely, on her way to the funeral-pile,
+dragged her away by force when she was about to set fire to it, and,
+with the assistance of some of his countrymen, carried her of! and
+married her. The people regarded this act as the most horrible
+sacrilege.
+
+Why do husbands never burn themselves, that they may join their wives?
+Why has a sex, naturally weak and timid, always had this frantic
+resolution? Is it because tradition does not say that a man ever married
+a daughter of Brahma, while it does affirm that an Indian woman was
+married to a son of that divinity? Is it because women are more
+superstitious than men? Or is it because their imaginations are weaker,
+more tender, and more easily governed?
+
+The ancient Brahmins sometimes burned themselves to prevent the pains
+and the languor of old age; but, above all, to make themselves admired.
+Calanus would not, perhaps, have placed himself on the pile, but for the
+purpose of being gazed at by Alexander. The Christian renegade
+Peregrinus burned himself in public, for the same reason that a madman
+goes about the streets dressed like an Armenian, to attract the notice
+of the populace.
+
+Is there not also an unfortunate mixture of vanity in this terrible
+sacrifice of the Indian women? Perhaps, if a law were passed that the
+burning should take place in the presence of one waiting woman only,
+this abominable custom would be forever destroyed.
+
+One word more: A few hundreds of Indian women, at most, have furnished
+this horrid spectacle; but our inquisitions, our atrocious madmen
+calling themselves judges, have put to death in the flames more than a
+hundred thousand of our brethren--men, women, and children--for things
+which no one has understood. Let us pity and condemn the Brahmins; but
+let us not forget our miserable selves!
+
+Truly, we have forgotten one very essential point in this short article
+on the Brahmins, which is, that their sacred books are full of
+contradictions; but the people know nothing of them, and the doctors
+have solutions ready--senses figured and figurative, allegories, types,
+express declarations of Birma, Brahma, and Vishnu, sufficient to shut
+the mouth of any reasoner.
+
+
+
+
+BREAD-TREE.
+
+
+The bread-tree grows in the Philippine islands, and principally in those
+of Guam and Tinian, as the cocoa-tree grows in the Indies. These two
+trees, alone, if they could be multiplied in our climate, would furnish
+food and drink sufficient for all mankind.
+
+The bread-tree is taller and more bulky than our common apple-trees; its
+leaves are black, its fruit is yellow, and equal in dimensions to the
+largest apple. The rind is hard; and the cuticle is a sort of soft,
+white paste, which has the taste of the best French rolls; but it must
+be eaten fresh, as it keeps only twenty-four hours, after which it
+becomes dry, sour and disagreeable; but, as a compensation, the trees
+are loaded with them eight months of the year. The natives of the
+islands have no other food; they are all tall, stout, well made,
+sufficiently fleshy, and in the vigorous health which is necessarily
+produced by the use of one wholesome aliment alone: and it is to negroes
+that nature has made this present.
+
+Corn is assuredly not the food of the greater part of the world. Maize
+and cassava are the food of all America. We have whole provinces in
+which the peasants eat none but chestnut bread, which is more nourishing
+and of better flavor than the rye or barley bread on which so many feed,
+and is much better than the rations given to the soldiers. Bread is
+unknown in all southern Africa. The immense Indian Archipelago, Siam,
+Laos, Pegu, Cochin-China, Tonquin, part of China, the Malabar and
+Coromandel coasts, and the banks of the Ganges, produce rice, which is
+easier of cultivation, and for which wheat is neglected. Corn is
+absolutely unknown for the space of five hundred leagues on the coast of
+the Icy Sea.
+
+The missionaries have sometimes been in great tribulation, in countries
+where neither bread nor wine is to be found. The inhabitants told them
+by interpreters: "You would baptize us with a few drops of water, in a
+burning climate, where we are obliged to plunge every day into the
+rivers; you would confess us, yet you understand not our language; you
+would have us communicate, yet you want the two necessary ingredients,
+bread and wine. It is therefore evident that your universal religion
+cannot have been made for us." The missionaries replied, very justly,
+that good will is the one thing needful; that they should be plunged
+into the water without any scruple; that bread and wine should be
+brought from Goa; and that, as for the language, the missionaries would
+learn it in a few years.
+
+
+
+
+BUFFOONERY--BURLESQUE--LOW COMEDY.
+
+
+He was a very subtle schoolman, who first said that we owe the origin of
+the word "buffoon" to a little Athenian sacrificer called _Bupho_, who,
+being tired of his employment, absconded, and never returned. The
+Areopagus, as they could not punish the priest, proceeded against his
+hatchet. This farce, which was played every year in the temple of
+Jupiter, is said to have been called _"buffoonery."_ This story is not
+entitled to much credit Buffoon was not a proper name; _bouphonos_
+signifies an immolator of oxen. The Greeks never called any jest
+_bouphonia_. This ceremony, frivolous as it appears, might have an
+origin wise and humane, worthy of true Athenians.
+
+Once a year, the subaltern sacrificer, or more properly the holy
+butcher, when on the point of immolating an ox, fled as if struck with
+horror, to put men in mind that in wiser and happier times only flowers
+and fruits were offered to the gods, and that the barbarity of
+immolating innocent and useful animals was not introduced until there
+were priests desirous of fattening on their blood and living at the
+expense of the people. In this idea there is no buffoonery.
+
+This word "buffoon" has long been received among the Italians and the
+Spaniards, signifying _mimus, scurra, joculator_--a mimic, a jester, a
+player of tricks. Menage, after Salmasius, derives it from _bocca
+infiata_--a bloated face; and it is true that a round face and swollen
+cheeks are requisite in a buffoon. The Italians say _bufo magro_--a
+meagre buffoon, to express a poor jester who cannot make you laugh.
+
+Buffoon and buffoonery appertain to low comedy, to mountebanking, to all
+that can amuse the populace. In this it was--to the shame of the human
+mind be it spoken--that tragedy had its beginning: Thespis was a
+buffoon before Sophocles was a great man.
+
+In the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, the Spanish and English
+tragedies were all degraded by disgusting buffooneries. The courts were
+still more disgraced by buffoons than the stage. So strong was the rust
+of barbarism, that men had no taste for more refined pleasures. Boileau
+says of Moliere:
+
+ _C'est par-la que Moliere, illustrant ses ecrits,_
+ _Peut-etre de son art eut emporte le prix,_
+ _Si, moins ami du peuple en ses doctes peintures,_
+ _Il n'eut fait quelquefois, grimacer ses figures,_
+ _Quitte pour le bouffon l'agreable et fin,_
+ _Et sans honte a Terence allie Tabarin._
+ _Dans ce sac ridicule ou Scapin s'enveloppe,_
+ _Je ne reconnais plus l'auteur du Misanthrope._
+
+ Moliere in comic genius had excelled,
+ And might, perhaps, have stood unparalleled,
+ Had he his faithful portraits ne'er allowed
+ To gape and grin to gratify the crowd;
+ Deserting wit for low grimace and jest,
+ And showing Terence in a motley vest.
+ Who in the sack, where Scapin plays the fool,
+ Will find the genius of the comic school?
+
+But it must be considered that Raphael condescended to paint grotesque
+figures. Moliere would not have descended so low, if all his spectators
+had been such men as Louis XIV., Conde, Turenne, La Rochefoucauld,
+Montausier, Beauvilliers, and such women as Montespan and Thianges; but
+he had also to please the whole people of Paris, who were yet quite
+unpolished. The citizen liked broad farce, and he paid for it. Scarron's
+"Jodelets" were all the rage. We are obliged to place ourselves on the
+level of our age, before we can rise above it; and, after all, we like
+to laugh now and then. What is Homer's "Battle of the Frogs and Mice,"
+but a piece of buffoonery--a burlesque poem?
+
+Works of this kind give no reputation, but they may take from that which
+we already enjoy.
+
+Buffoonery is not always in the burlesque style, "The Physician in Spite
+of Himself," and the "Rogueries of Scapin," are not in the style of
+Scarron's "Jodelets." Moliere does not, like Scarron, go in search of
+slang terms; his lowest characters do not play the mountebank.
+Buffoonery is in the thing, not in the expression.
+
+Boileau's "Lutrin" was at first called a burlesque poem, but it was the
+subject that was burlesque; the style was pleasing and refined, and
+sometimes even heroic.
+
+The Italians had another kind of burlesque, much superior to ours--that
+of Aretin, of Archbishop La Caza, of Berni, Mauro, and Dolce. It often
+sacrifices decorum to pleasantry, but obscene words are wholly banished
+from it. The subject of Archbishop La Caza's _"Capitolo del Forno"_ is,
+indeed, that which sends the Desfontaines to the Bicetre, and the
+Deschaufours to the Place de Greve: but there is not one word offensive
+to the ear of chastity; you have to divine the meaning.
+
+Three or four Englishmen have excelled in this way: Butler, in his
+"Hudibras," which was the civil war excited by the Puritans turned into
+ridicule; Dr. Garth, in his "Dispensary"; Prior, in his "Alma," in
+which he very pleasantly makes a jest of his subject and Phillips, in
+his "Splendid Shilling."
+
+Butler is as much above Scarron as a man accustomed to good company is
+above a singer at a pot-house. The hero of "Hudibras" was a real
+personage, one Sir Samuel Luke, who had been a captain in the armies of
+Fairfax and Cromwell. See the commencement of the poem, in the article
+"Prior," "Butler," and "Swift."
+
+Garth's poem on the physicians and apothecaries is not so much in the
+burlesque style as Boileau's "Lutrin": it has more imagination, variety,
+and naivete than the "Lutrin"; and, which is rather astonishing, it
+displays profound erudition, embellished with all the graces of
+refinement. It begins thus:
+
+ Speak, Goddess, since 'tis thou that best canst tell
+ How ancient leagues to modern discord fell;
+ And why physicians were so cautious grown
+ Of others' lives, and lavish of their own.
+
+Prior, whom we have seen a plenipotentiary in France before the Peace of
+Utrecht, assumed the office of mediator between the philosophers who
+dispute about the soul. This poem is in the style of "Hudibras," called
+doggerel rhyme, which is the _stilo Berniesco_ of the Italians.
+
+The great first question is, whether the soul is all in all, or is
+lodged behind the nose and eyes in a corner which it never quits.
+According to the latter system, Prior compares it to the pope, who
+constantly remains at Rome, whence he sends his nuncios and spies to
+learn all that is doing in Christendom.
+
+Prior, after making a jest of several systems, proposes his own. He
+remarks that the two-legged animal, new-born, throws its feet about as
+much as possible, when its nurse is so stupid as to swaddle it: thence
+he judges that the soul enters it by the feet; that about fifteen it
+reaches the middle; then it ascends to the heart; then to the head,
+which it quits altogether when the animal ceases to live.
+
+At the end of this singular poem, full of ingenious versification, and
+of ideas alike subtle and pleasing, we find this charming line of
+Fontenelle: _"Il est des hochets pour tout age."_ Prior begs of fortune
+to "Give us play-things for old age."
+
+Yet it is quite certain that Fontenelle did not take this line from
+Prior, nor Prior from Fontenelle. Prior's work is twenty years anterior,
+and Fontenelle did not understand English. The poem terminates with this
+conclusion:
+
+ For Plato's fancies what care I?
+ I hope you would not have me die
+ Like simple Cato in the play,
+ For anything that he can say:
+ E'en let him of ideas speak
+ To heathens, in his native Greek.
+ If to be sad is to be wise,
+ I do most heartily despise
+ Whatever Socrates has said,
+ Or Tully writ, or Wanley read.
+ Dear Drift, to set our matters right,
+ Remove these papers from my sight;
+ Burn Mat's Descartes and Aristotle--
+ Here, Jonathan,--your master's bottle.
+
+In all these poems, let us distinguish the pleasant, the lively, the
+natural, the familiar--from the grotesque, the farcical, the low, and,
+above all, the stiff and forced. These various shades are discriminated
+by the connoisseurs, who alone, in the end, decide the fate of every
+work.
+
+La Fontaine would sometimes descend to the burlesque style--Phaedrus
+never; but the latter has not the grace and unaffected softness of La
+Fontaine, though he has greater precision and purity.
+
+
+
+
+BULGARIANS.
+
+
+These people were originally Huns, who settled near the Volga; and
+Volgarians was easily changed into Bulgarians.
+
+About the end of the seventh century, they, like all the other nations
+inhabiting Sarmatia, made irruptions towards the Danube, and inundated
+the Roman Empire. They passed through Moldavia and Wallachia, whither
+their old fellow-countrymen, the Russians, carried their victorious arms
+in 1769, under the Empress Catherine II.
+
+Having crossed the Danube, they settled in part of Dacia and Moesia,
+giving their name to the countries which are still called Bulgaria.
+Their dominion extended to Mount Haemus and the Euxine Sea.
+
+In Charlemagne's time, the Emperor Nicephorus, successor to Irene, was
+so imprudent as to march against them after being vanquished by the
+Saracens; and he was in like manner defeated by the Bulgarians. Their
+king, named Krom, cut off his head, and made use of his skull as a
+drinking-cup at his table, according to the custom of that people in
+common with all the northern nations.
+
+It is related that, in the ninth century, one Bogoris, who was making
+war upon the Princess Theodora, mother and guardian to the Emperor
+Michael, was so charmed with that empress's noble answer to his
+declaration of war, that he turned Christian.
+
+The Bulgarians, who were less complaisant, revolted against him; but
+Bogoris, having shown them a crucifix, they all immediately received
+baptism. So say the Greek writers of the lower empire, and so say our
+compilers after them: _"Et voila justement comme on ecrit l'histoire."_
+
+Theodora, say they, was a very religious princess, even passing her
+latter years in a convent. Such was her love for the Greek Catholic
+religion that she put to death in various ways a hundred thousand men
+accused of Manichaeism--"this being," says the modest continuator of
+Echard, "the most impious, the most detestable, the most dangerous, the
+most abominable of all heresies, for ecclesiastical censures were
+weapons of no avail against men who acknowledged not the church."
+
+It is said that the Bulgarians, seeing that all the Manichaeans suffered
+death, immediately conceived an inclination for their religion, and
+thought it the best, since it was the most persecuted one: but this, for
+Bulgarians, would be extraordinarily acute.
+
+At that time, the great schism broke out more violently than ever
+between the Greek church, under the Patriarch Photius, and the Latin
+church, under Pope Nicholas I. The Bulgarians took part with the Greek
+church; and from that time, probably, it was that they were treated in
+the west as heretics, with the addition of that fine epithet, which has
+clung to them to the present day.
+
+In 871, the Emperor Basil sent them a preacher, named Peter of Sicily,
+to save them from the heresy of Manichaeism; and it is added, that they
+no sooner heard him than they turned Manichaeans. It is not very
+surprising that the Bulgarians, who drank out of the skulls of their
+enemies, were not extraordinary theologians any more than Peter of
+Sicily.
+
+It is singular that these barbarians, who could neither write nor read,
+should have been regarded as very knowing heretics, with whom it was
+dangerous to dispute. They certainly had other things to think of than
+controversy, since they carried on a sanguinary war against the emperors
+of Constantinople for four successive centuries, and even besieged the
+capital of the empire.
+
+At the commencement of the thirteenth century, the Emperor Alexis,
+wishing to make himself recognized by the Bulgarians, their king,
+Joannic, replied, that he would never be his vassal. Pope Innocent III.
+was careful to seize this opportunity of attaching the kingdom of
+Bulgaria to himself: he sent a legate to Joannic, to anoint him king;
+and pretended that he had conferred the kingdom upon him, and that he
+could never more hold it but from the holy see.
+
+This was the most violent period of the crusades. The indignant
+Bulgarians entered into an alliance with the Turks, declared war against
+the pope and his crusaders, took the pretended Emperor Baldwin prisoner,
+had his head cut off, and made a bowl of his skull, after the manner of
+Krom. This was quite enough to make the Bulgarians abhorred by all
+Europe. It was no longer necessary to call them Manichaeans, a name which
+was at that time given to every class of heretics: for Manichaean,
+Patarin, and Vaudois were the same thing. These terms were lavished upon
+whosoever would not submit to the Roman church.
+
+
+
+
+BULL.
+
+
+A quadruped, armed with horns, having cloven feet, strong legs, a slow
+pace, a thick body, a hard skin, a tail not quite so long as that of the
+horse, with some long hairs at the end. Its blood has been looked upon
+as a poison, but it is no more so than that of other animals; and the
+ancients, who wrote that Themistocles and others poisoned themselves
+with bull's blood, were false both to nature and to history. Lucian, who
+reproaches Jupiter with having placed the bull's horns above his eyes,
+reproaches him unjustly; for the eye of a bull being large, round, and
+open, he sees very well where he strikes; and if his eyes had been
+placed higher than his horns, he could not have seen the grass which he
+crops.
+
+Phalaris's bull, or the Brazen Bull, was a bull of cast metal, found in
+Sicily, and supposed to have been used by Phalaris to enclose and burn
+such as he chose to punish--a very unlikely species of cruelty. The
+bulls of Medea guarded the Golden Fleece. The bull of Marathon was tamed
+by Hercules.
+
+Then there were the bull which carried off Europa, the bull of Mithras,
+and the bull of Osiris; there are the Bull, a sign of the zodiac, and
+the Bull's Eye, a star of the first magnitude, and lastly, there are
+bull-fights, common in Spain.
+
+
+
+
+BULL (PAPAL).
+
+
+This word designates the bull, or seal of gold, silver, wax, or lead,
+attached to any instrument or charter. The lead hanging to the rescripts
+despatched in the Roman court bears on one side the head of St. Peter on
+the right, and that of St. Paul on the left; and, on the reverse, the
+name of the reigning pope, with the year of his pontificate. The bull is
+written on parchment. In the greeting, the pope takes no title but that
+of "Servant of the Servants of God," according to the holy words of
+Jesus to His Disciples--"Whosoever will be chief among you, let him be
+your servant."
+
+Some heretics assert that, by this formula, humble in appearance, the
+popes mean to express a sort of feudal system, of which God is chief;
+whose high vassals, Peter and Paul, are represented by their servant
+the pontiff; while the lesser vassals are all secular princes, whether
+emperors, kings, or dukes.
+
+They doubtless found this assertion on the famous bull _In coena
+Domini,_ which is publicly read at Rome by a cardinal-deacon every year,
+on Holy Thursday, in the presence of the pope, attended by the rest of
+the cardinals and bishops. After the ceremony, his holiness casts a
+lighted torch into the public square in token of anathema.
+
+This bull is, to be found in Tome i., p. 714 of the _Bullaire_,
+published at Lyons in 1673, and at page 118 of the edition of 1727. The
+oldest is dated 1536. Paul III., without noticing the origin of the
+ceremony, here says that it is an ancient custom of the sovereign
+pontiffs to publish this excommunication on Holy Thursday, in order to
+preserve the purity of the Christian religion, and maintain union among
+the faithful. It contains twenty-four paragraphs, in which the pope
+excommunicates:
+
+1. Heretics, all who favor them, and all who read their books.
+
+2. Pirates, especially such as dare to cruise on the seas belonging to
+the sovereign pontiff.
+
+3. Those who impose fresh tolls on their lands.
+
+10. Those who, in any way whatsoever, prevent the execution of the
+apostolical letters, whether they grant pardons or inflict penalties.
+
+11. All lay judges who judge ecclesiastics, and bring them before their
+tribunal, whether that tribunal is called an audience, a chancery, a
+council, or a parliament.
+
+12. All chancellors, counsellors, ordinary or extraordinary, of any king
+or prince whatsoever, all presidents of chanceries, councils, or
+parliaments, as also all attorneys-general, who call ecclesiastical
+causes before them, or prevent the execution of the apostolical letters,
+even though it be on pretext of preventing some violence.
+
+In the same paragraph, the pope reserves to himself alone the power of
+absolving the said chancellors, counsellors, attorneys-general, and the
+rest of the excommunicated; who cannot receive absolution until they
+have publicly revoked their acts, and have erased them from the records.
+
+20. Lastly, the pope excommunicates all such as shall presume to give
+absolution to the excommunicated as aforesaid: and, in order that no one
+may plead ignorance, he orders:
+
+21. That this bull be published, and posted on the gate of the basilic
+of the Prince of the Apostles, and on that of St. John of Lateran.
+
+22. That all patriarchs, primates, archbishops, and bishops, by virtue
+of their holy obedience, shall have this bull solemnly published at
+least once a year.
+
+24. He declares that whosoever dares to go against the provisions of
+this bull, must know that he is incurring the displeasure of Almighty
+God and of the blessed apostles Peter and Paul.
+
+The other subsequent bulls, called also _In coena Domini_, are only
+duplicates of the first. For instance, the article 21 of that of Pius
+V., dated 1567, adds to the paragraph 3 of the one that we have quoted,
+that all princes who lay new impositions on their states, of what nature
+soever, or increase the old ones, without obtaining permission from the
+Holy See, are excommunicated _ipso facto_. The third bull _In coena
+Domini_ of 1610, contains thirty paragraphs, in which Paul V. renews the
+provisions of the two preceding.
+
+The fourth and last bull _In coena Domini_ which we find in the
+_Bullaire_, is dated April 1, 1672. In it Urban VIII. announces that,
+after the example of his predecessors, in order inviolably to maintain
+the integrity of the faith, and public justice and tranquillity, he
+wields the spiritual sword of ecclesiastical discipline to
+excommunicate, on the day which is the anniversary of the Supper of our
+Lord:
+
+1. Heretics.
+
+2. Such as appeal from the pope to a future council; and the rest as in
+the three former.
+
+It is said that the one which is read now, is of a more recent date, and
+contains some additions.
+
+The History of Naples, by Giannone, shows us what disorders the
+ecclesiastics stirred up in that kingdom, and what vexations they
+exercised against the king's subjects, even refusing them absolution and
+the sacraments, in order to effect the reception of this bull, which has
+at last been solemnly proscribed there, as well as in Austrian
+Lombardy, in the states of the empress-queen, in those of the Duke of
+Parma, and elsewhere.
+
+In 1580, the French clergy chose the time between the sessions of the
+parliament of Paris, to have the same bull _In coena Domini_
+published. But it was opposed by the procureur-general; and the _Chambre
+des Vacations_, under the presidency of the celebrated and unfortunate
+Brisson, on October 4, passed a decree, enjoining all governors to
+inform themselves, if possible, what archbishops, bishops, or
+grand-vicars, had received either this bull or a copy of it entitled
+_Litterae processus_, and who had sent it to them to be published; to
+prevent the publication, if it had not yet taken place; to obtain the
+copies and send them to the chamber; or, if they had been published, to
+summon the archbishops, the bishops, or their grand-vicars, to appear on
+a certain day before the chamber, to answer to the suit of the
+procureur-general; and, in the meantime, to seize their temporal
+possessions and place them in the hands of the king; to forbid all
+persons obstructing the execution of this decree, on pain of punishment
+as traitors and enemies to the state; with orders that the decree be
+printed and that the copies, collated by notaries, have the full force
+of the original.
+
+In doing this, the parliament did but feebly imitate Philip the Fair.
+The bull _Ausculta Fili_, of Dec. 5, 1301, was addressed to him by
+Boniface VIII., who, after exhorting the king to listen with docility,
+says to him: "God has established us over all kings and all kingdoms, to
+root up, and destroy, and throw down, to build, and to plant, in His
+name and by His doctrine. Do not, then, suffer yourself to be persuaded
+that you have no superior, and that you are not subject to the head of
+the ecclesiastical hierarchy. Whosoever thinks this, is a madman; and
+whosoever obstinately maintains it, is an infidel, separated from the
+flock of the Good Shepherd." The pope then enters into long details
+respecting the government of France, even reproaching the king for
+having altered the coin.
+
+Philip the Fair had this bull burned at Paris, and its execution
+published on sound of trumpet throughout the city, by Sunday, Feb. 11,
+1302. The pope, in a council which he held at Rome the same year, made a
+great noise, and broke out into threats against Philip the Fair; but he
+did no more than threaten. The famous decretal, _Unam Sanctam_ is,
+however, considered as the work of his council; it is, in substance, as
+follows:
+
+"We believe and confess a holy, catholic, and apostolic church, out of
+which there is no salvation; we also acknowledge its unity, that it is
+one only body, with one only head, and not with two, like a monster.
+This only head is Jesus Christ, and St. Peter his vicar, and the
+successor of St. Peter. Therefore, the Greeks, or others, who say that
+they are not subject to that successor, must acknowledge that they are
+not of the flock of Christ, since He himself has said (John, x, 16)
+'that there is but one fold and one shepherd.'
+
+"We learn that in this church, and under its power, are two swords, the
+spiritual and the temporal: of these, one is to be used by the church
+and by the hand of the pontiff; the other, by the church and by the hand
+of kings and warriors, in pursuance of the orders or with the permission
+of the pontiff. Now, one of these swords must be subject to the other,
+temporal to spiritual power; otherwise, they would not be ordinate, and
+the apostles say they must be so. (Rom. xiii, 1.) According to the
+testimony of truth, spiritual power must institute and judge temporal
+power; and thus is verified with regard to the church, the prophecy of
+Jeremiah (i. 10): 'I have this day set thee over the nations and over
+the kingdoms.'"
+
+On the other hand, Philip the Fair assembled the states-general; and the
+commons, in the petition which they presented to that monarch, said, in
+so many words: "It is a great abomination for us to hear that this
+Boniface stoutly interprets like a _Boulgare_ (dropping the _l_ and the
+_a_) these words of spirituality (Matt., xvi. 19): 'Whatever thou shalt
+bind on earth, shall be bound in heaven;' if this signified that if a
+man be put into a temporal prison, God will imprison him in heaven."
+
+Clement V., successor to Boniface VIII., revoked and annulled the odious
+decision of the bull _Unam Sanctam_, which extends the power of the
+popes to the temporalities of kings, and condemns as heretics all who do
+not acknowledge this chimerical power. Boniface's pretension, indeed,
+ought to be condemned as heresy, according to this maxim of theologians:
+"Not only is it a sin against the rules of the faith, and a heresy, to
+deny what the faith teaches us, but also to set up as part of the faith
+that which is no part of it." (Joan. Maj. m. 3 sent. dist. 37. q. 26.)
+
+Other popes, before Boniface VIII., had arrogated to themselves the
+right of property over different kingdoms. The bull is well known, in
+which Gregory VII. says to the King of Spain: "I would have you to know,
+that the kingdom of Spain, by ancient ecclesiastical ordinances, was
+given in property to St. Peter and the holy Roman church."
+
+Henry II. of England asked permission of Pope Adrian IV. to invade
+Ireland. The pontiff gave him leave, on condition that he imposed on
+every Irish family a tax of one _carolus_ for the Holy See, and held
+that kingdom as a fief of the Roman church. "For," wrote Adrian, "it
+cannot be doubted that every island upon which Jesus Christ, the sun of
+justice, has arisen, and which has received the lessons of the Christian
+faith, belongs of right to St. Peter and to the holy and sacred Roman
+church."
+
+_Bulls of the Crusade and of Composition._
+
+If an African or an Asiatic of sense were told that in that part of
+Europe where some men have forbidden others to eat flesh on Saturdays,
+the pope gives them leave to eat it, by a bull, for the sum of two
+rials, and that another bull grants permission to keep stolen money,
+what would this African or Asiatic say? He would, at least, agree with
+us, that every country has its customs; and that in this world, by
+whatever names things may be called, or however they may be disguised,
+all is done for money.
+
+There are two bulls under the name of _La Cruzada_ --the Crusade; one of
+the time of Ferdinand and Isabella, the other of that of Philip V. The
+first of these sells permission to eat what is called the _grossura_,
+viz., tripes, livers, kidneys, gizzards, sweet-breads, lights, plucks,
+cauls, heads, necks, and feet.
+
+The second bull, granted by Pope Urban VIII., gives leave to eat meat
+throughout Lent, and absolves from every crime except heresy.
+
+Not only are these bulls sold, but people are ordered to buy them; and,
+as is but right, they cost more in Peru and Mexico than in Spain; they
+are there sold for a piastre. It is reasonable that the countries which
+produce gold and silver should pay more than others.
+
+The pretext for these bulls is, making war upon the Moors. There are
+persons, difficult of conviction, who cannot see what livers and kidneys
+have to do with a war against the Africans; and they add, that Jesus
+Christ never ordered war to be made on the Mahometans on pain of
+excommunication.
+
+The bull giving permission to keep another's goods is galled the bull of
+_Composition_. It is farmed; and has long brought considerable sums
+throughout Spain, the Milanese, Naples, and Sicily. The highest bidders
+employ the most eloquent of the monks to preach this bull. Sinners who
+have robbed the king, the state, or private individuals, go to these
+preachers, confess to them, and show them what a sad thing it would be
+to make restitution of the whole. They offer the monks five, six, and
+sometimes seven per cent., in order to keep the rest with a safe
+conscience; and, as soon as the composition is made, they receive
+absolution.
+
+The preaching brother who wrote the "Travels through Spain and Italy"
+(_Voyage d'Espagne et d'Italie_), published at Paris, _avec privilege_
+by Jean-Baptiste de l'Epime, speaking of this bull, thus expresses
+himself: "Is it not very gracious to come off at so little cost, and be
+at liberty to steal more, when one has occasion for a larger sum?"
+
+_Bull Unigenitus._
+
+The bull _In coena Domini_ was an indignity offered to all Catholic
+sovereigns, and they at length proscribed it in their states; but the
+bull _Unigenitus_ was a trouble to France alone. The former attacked the
+rights of the princes and magistrates of Europe, and they maintained
+those rights; the latter proscribed only some maxims of piety and
+morals, which gave no concern to any except the parties interested in
+the transient affair; but these interested parties soon filled all
+France. It was at first a quarrel between the all-powerful Jesuits and
+the remains of the crushed Port-Royal.
+
+Quesnel, a preacher of the Oratory, refugee in Holland, had dedicated a
+commentary on the New Testament to Cardinal de Noailles, then bishop of
+Chalons-sur-Marne. It met the bishop's approbation and was well received
+by all readers of that sort of books.
+
+One Letellier, a Jesuit, a confessor to Louis XIV. and an enemy to
+Cardinal de Noailles, resolved to mortify him by having the book, which
+was dedicated to him, and of which he had a very high opinion, condemned
+at Rome.
+
+This Jesuit, the son of an attorney at Vire in Lower Normandy, had all
+that fertility of expedient for which his father's profession is
+remarkable. Not content with embroiling Cardinal de Noailles with the
+pope, he determined to have him disgraced by the king his master. To
+ensure the success of this design, he had mandaments composed against
+him by his emissaries, and got them signed by four bishops; he also
+indited letters to the king, which he made them sign.
+
+These manoeuvres, which would have been punished in any of the
+tribunals, succeeded at court: the king was soured against the
+cardinal, and Madame de Maintenon abandoned him.
+
+Here was a series of intrigues, in which, from one end of the kingdom to
+the other, every one took a part. The more unfortunate France at that
+time became in a disastrous war, the more the public mind was heated by
+a theological quarrel.
+
+During these movements, Letellier had the condemnation of Quesnel's
+book, of which the monarch had never read a page, demanded from Rome by
+Louis XIV. himself. Letellier and two other Jesuits, named Doucin and
+Lallemant, extracted one hundred and three propositions, which Pope
+Clement XI. was to condemn. The court of Rome struck out two of them,
+that it might, at least, have the honor of appearing to judge for
+itself.
+
+Cardinal Fabroni, in whose hands the affair was placed, and who was
+devoted to the Jesuits, had the bull drawn up by a Cordelier named
+Father Palerno, Elio a Capuchin, Terrovi a Barnabite, and Castelli a
+Servite, to whom was added a Jesuit named Alfaro.
+
+Clement XI. let them proceed in their own way. His only object was to
+please the king of France, who had long been displeased with him, on
+account of his recognizing the Archduke Charles, afterwards emperor, as
+King of Spain. To make his peace with the king, it cost him only a piece
+of parchment sealed with lead, concerning a question which he himself
+despised.
+
+Clement XI. did not wait to be solicited; he sent the bull, and was
+quite astonished to learn that it was received throughout France with
+hisses and groans. "What!" said he to Cardinal Carpegno, "a bull is
+earnestly asked of me; I give it freely, and every one makes a jest of
+it!"
+
+Every one was indeed surprised to see a pope, in the name of Jesus
+Christ, condemning as heretical, tainted with heresy, and offensive to
+pious ears, this proposition: "It is good to read books of piety on
+Sundays, especially the Holy Scriptures;" and this: "The fear of an
+unjust excommunication should not prevent us from doing our duty."
+
+The partisans of the Jesuits were themselves alarmed at these censures,
+but they dared not speak. The wise and disinterested exclaimed against
+the scandal, and the rest of the nation against the absurdity.
+
+Nevertheless, Letellier still triumphed, until the death of Louis XIV.;
+he was held in abhorrence, but he governed. This wretch tried every
+means to procure the suspension of Cardinal de Noailles; but after the
+death of his penitent, the incendiary was banished. The duke of Orleans,
+during his regency, extinguished these quarrels by making a jest of
+them. They have since thrown out a few sparks; but they are at last
+forgotten, probably forever. Their duration, for more than half a
+century, was quite long enough. Yet, happy indeed would mankind be, if
+they were divided only by foolish questions unproductive of bloodshed!
+
+
+
+
+CAESAR.
+
+
+It is not as the husband of so many women and the wife of so many men;
+as the conqueror of Pompey and the Scipios; as the satirist who turned
+Cato into ridicule; as the robber of the public treasury, who employed
+the money of the Romans to reduce the Romans to subjection; as he who,
+clement in his triumphs, pardoned the vanquished; as the man of
+learning, who reformed the calendar; as the tyrant and the father of his
+country, assassinated by his friends and his bastard son; that I shall
+here speak of Caesar. I shall consider this extraordinary man only in my
+quality of descendant from the poor barbarians whom he subjugated.
+
+You will not pass through a town in France, in Spain, on the banks of
+the Rhine, or on the English coast opposite to Calais, in which you will
+not find good people who boast of having had Caesar there. Some of the
+townspeople of Dover are persuaded that Caesar built their castle; and
+there are citizens of Paris who believe that the great _chatelet_ is one
+of his fine works. Many a country squire in France shows you an old
+turret which serves him for a dove-cote, and tells you that Caesar
+provided a lodging for his pigeons. Each province disputes with its
+neighbor the honor of having been the first to which Caesar applied the
+lash; it was not by that road, but by this, that he came to cut our
+throats, embrace our wives and daughters, impose laws upon us by
+interpreters, and take from us what little money we had.
+
+The Indians are wiser. We have already seen that they have a confused
+knowledge that a great robber, named Alexander, came among them with
+other robbers; but they scarcely ever speak of him.
+
+An Italian antiquarian, passing a few years ago through Vannes in
+Brittany, was quite astonished to hear the learned men of Vannes boast
+of Caesar's stay in their town. "No doubt," said he, "you have monuments
+of that great man?" "Yes," answered the most notable among them, "we
+will show you the place where that hero had the whole senate of our
+province hanged, to the number of six hundred."
+
+"Some ignorant fellows, who had found a hundred beams under ground,
+advanced in the journals in 1755 that they were the remains of a bridge
+built by Caesar; but I proved to them in my dissertation of 1756 that
+they were the gallows on which that hero had our parliament tied up.
+What other town in Gaul can say as much? We have the testimony of the
+great Caesar himself. He says in his Commentaries' that we 'are fickle
+and prefer liberty to slavery.' He charges us with having been so
+insolent as to take hostages of the Romans, to whom we had given
+hostages, and to be unwilling to return them unless our own were given
+up. He taught us good behavior."
+
+"He did well," replied the virtuoso, "his right was incontestable. It
+was, however, disputed, for you know that when he vanquished the
+emigrant Swiss, to the number of three hundred and sixty-eight thousand,
+and there were not more than a hundred and ten thousand left, he had a
+conference in Alsace with a German king named Ariovistus, and Ariovistus
+said to him: 'I come to plunder Gaul, and I will not suffer any one to
+plunder it but myself;' after which these good Germans, who were come to
+lay waste the country, put into the hands of their witches two Roman
+knights, ambassadors from Caesar; and these witches were on the point of
+burning them and offering them to their gods, when Caesar came and
+delivered them by a victory. We must confess that the right on both
+sides was equal, and that Tacitus had good reason for bestowing so many
+praises on the manners of the ancient Germans."
+
+This conversation gave rise to a very warm dispute between the learned
+men of Vannes and the antiquarian. Several of the Bretons could not
+conceive what was the virtue of the Romans in deceiving one after
+another all the nations of Gaul, in making them by turns the instruments
+of their own ruin, in butchering one-fourth of the people, and reducing
+the other three-fourths to slavery.
+
+"Oh! nothing can be finer," returned the antiquarian. "I have in my
+pocket a medal representing Caesar's triumph at the Capitol; it is in the
+best preservation." He showed the medal. A Breton, a tittle rude, took
+it and threw it into the river, exclaiming: "Oh! that I could so serve
+all who use their power and their skill to oppress their fellow-men!
+Rome deceived us, disunited us, butchered us, chained us; and at this
+day Rome still disposes of many of our benefices; and is it possible
+that we have so long and in so many ways been a country of slaves?"
+
+To the conversation between the Italian antiquarian and the Breton I
+shall only add that Perrot d'Ablancourt, the translator of Caesar's
+"Commentaries," in his dedication to the great Conde, makes use of these
+words: "Does it not seem to you, sir, as if you were reading the life of
+some Christian philosopher?" Caesar a Christian philosopher! I wonder he
+has not been made a saint. Writers of dedications are remarkable for
+saying fine things and much to the purpose.
+
+
+
+
+CALENDS.
+
+
+The feast of the Circumcision, which the church celebrates on the first
+of January, has taken the place of another called the Feast of the
+Calends, of Asses, of Fools, or of Innocents, according to the different
+places where, and the different days on which, it was held. It was most
+commonly at Christmas, the Circumcision, or the Epiphany.
+
+In the cathedral of Rouen there was on Christmas day a procession, in
+which ecclesiastics, chosen for the purpose, represented the prophets of
+the Old Testament, who foretold the birth of the Messiah, and--which
+may have given the feast its name--Balaam appeared, mounted on a
+she-ass; but as Lactantius' poem, and the "Book of Promises," under the
+name of St. Prosper, say that Jesus in the manger was recognized by the
+ox and the ass, according to the passage Isaiah: "The ox knoweth his
+owner, and the ass his master's crib" (a circumstance, however, which
+neither the gospel nor the ancient fathers have remarked), it is more
+likely that, from this opinion, the Feast of the Ass took its name.
+
+Indeed, the Jesuit, Theophilus Raynaud, testifies that on St. Stephen's
+day there was sung a hymn of the ass, which was also called the Prose of
+Fools; and that on St. John's day another was sung, called the Prose of
+the Ox. In the library of the chapter of Sens there is preserved a
+manuscript of vellum with miniature figures representing the ceremonies
+of the Feast of Fools. The text contains a description of it, including
+this Prose of the Ass; it was sung by two choirs, who imitated at
+intervals and as the burden of the song, the braying of that animal.
+
+There was elected in the cathedral churches a bishop or archbishop of
+the Fools, which election was confirmed by all sorts of buffooneries,
+played off by way of consecration. This bishop officiated pontifically
+and gave his blessing to the people, before whom he appeared bearing the
+mitre, the crosier, and even the archiepiscopal cross. In those
+churches which held immediately from the Holy See, a pope of the Fools
+was elected, who officiated in all the decorations of papacy. All the
+clergy assisted in the mass, some dressed in women's apparel, others as
+buffoons, or masked in a grotesque and ridiculous manner. Not content
+with singing licentious songs in the choir, they sat and played at dice
+on the altar, at the side of the officiator. When the mass was over they
+ran, leaped, and danced about the church, uttering obscene words,
+singing immodest songs, and putting themselves in a thousand indecent
+postures, sometimes exposing themselves almost naked. They then had
+themselves drawn about the streets in tumbrels full of filth, that they
+might throw it at the mob which gathered round them. The looser part of
+the seculars would mix among the clergy, that they might play some
+fool's part in the ecclesiastical habit.
+
+This feast was held in the same manner in the convents of monks and
+nuns, as Naude testifies in his complaint to Gassendi, in 1645, in which
+he relates that at Antibes, in the Franciscan monastery, neither the
+officiating monks nor the guardian went to the choir on the day of the
+Innocents. The lay brethren occupied their places on that day, and,
+clothed in sacerdotal decorations, torn and turned inside out, made a
+sort of office. They held books turned upside down, which they seemed to
+be reading through spectacles, the glasses of which were made of orange
+peel; and muttered confused words, or uttered strange cries,
+accompanied by extravagant contortions.
+
+The second register of the church of Autun, by the secretary Rotarii,
+which ends with 1416, says, without specifying the day, that at the
+Feast of Fools an ass was led along with a clergyman's cape on his back,
+the attendants singing: "He haw! Mr. Ass, he haw!"
+
+Ducange relates a sentence of the officialty of Viviers, upon one
+William, who, having been elected fool-bishop in 1400, had refused to
+perform the solemnities and to defray the expenses customary on such
+occasions.
+
+And, to conclude, the registers of St. Stephen, at Dijon, in 1521,
+without mentioning the day, that the vicars ran about the streets with
+drums, fifes, and other instruments, and carried lamps before the
+_pre-chantre_ of the Fools, to whom the honor of the feast principally
+belonged. But the parliament of that city, by a decree of January 19,
+1552, forbade the celebration of this feast, which had already been
+condemned by several councils, and especially by a circular of March 11,
+1444, sent to all the clergy in the kingdom by the Paris university.
+This letter, which we find at the end of the works of Peter of Blois,
+says that this feast was, in the eyes of the clergy, so well imagined
+and so Christian, that those who sought to suppress it were looked on as
+excommunicated; and the Sorbonne doctor, John des Lyons, in his
+discourse against the paganism of the Roiboit, informs us that a doctor
+of divinity publicly maintained at Auxerre, about the close of the
+fifteenth century, that "the feast of Fools was no less pleasing to God
+than the feast of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin;
+besides, that it was of much higher antiquity in the church."
+
+
+
+
+
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