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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Above the Snow Line by Clinton Thomas Dent
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+Title: Above the Snow Line
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+Author: Clinton Thomas Dent
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+Release Date: March 1, 2011 [Ebook #35434]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ABOVE THE SNOW LINE***
+
+
+
+
+
+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+ LONDON: PRINTED BY
+ SPOTTISWOODE AND CO., NEW-STREET SQUARE
+ AND PARLIAMENT STREET
+
+ [Illustration: THE BIETSCHHORN. FROM THE PETERSGRAT]
+
+
+
+
+
+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+ MOUNTAINEERING SKETCHES
+ BETWEEN 1870 AND 1880
+
+ BY
+ CLINTON DENT
+ VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE ALPINE CLUB
+
+
+ "_Celui qui n'a jamais ses heures_
+ _de folie est moins sage qu'il ne le_
+ _pense_"--LA BRUYERE
+
+
+
+WITH TWO ENGRAVINGS BY EDWARD WHYMPER AND
+AN ILLUSTRATION BY PERCY MACQUOID
+
+
+LONDON
+LONGMANS, GREEN, AND CO.
+1885
+
+_All rights reserved_
+
+
+
+
+
+ THESE SKETCHES OF MOUNTAINEERING
+ I DEDICATE TO
+ T. I. D.
+ IN THE HOPE THAT A BOOK WITHOUT A HEROINE
+ MAY, AT LEAST, ACQUIRE SOME FEMININE INTEREST
+
+
+
+
+
+ PREFACE
+
+
+Some of the following sketches do not now appear for the first time; but
+such as have been before published in other form have been entirely
+re-written, and, in great measure, recast.
+
+
+
+To the writer the work has afforded an occasional distraction from more
+serious professional work, and he cannot wish better than that it should
+serve the same purpose to the reader.
+
+CORTINA DI AMPEZZO:
+_September 1884_.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CONTENTS
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE
+ PAGE
+Buried records--_Litera scripta manet_--The survival of the unfit--A 1
+literary octopus--Sybaritic mountaineering--On mountain
+"form"--Lessons to be learned in the Alps--The growth and spread of
+the climbing craze--Variations of the art--A tropical day in the
+valley--A deserted hostelry--The hotel staff appears in several
+characters--Ascent of the Balfrinhorn--Our baggage train and
+transport department--A well-ventilated shelter--On sleeping out:
+its advantages on the present occasion--The Mischabelhoerner family
+group--A plea for Saas and the Fee plateau--We attack the
+Suedlenzspitz--The art of detecting hidden crevasses--Plans for the
+future--Sentiment on a summit--The feast is spread--The
+Alphubeljoch--We meet our warmest welcome at an inn
+CHAPTER II.
+THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT
+The Alpine dramatis personae--Mountaineering fact and romance--The 31
+thirst for novelty and its symptoms--The first ascent of the
+Moming--Preliminaries are observed--Rock _v._ snow mountains--The
+amateur and the guide on rocks and on snow--The programme is made
+out--Franz Andermatten--Falling stones in the gully--We smooth away
+the difficulties--The psychological effects of reaching mountain
+summits--A rock bombardment and a narrow escape--The youthful
+tourist and his baggage--Hotel trials--We are interviewed--The
+gushers
+CHAPTER III.
+EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+The Alps and the early mountaineers--The last peaks to 56
+surrender--The Aiguille du Dru--Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury's
+attempt on the peak--One-day expeditions in the Alps and thoughts
+on huts and sleeping out--The Chamouni guide system--A word on
+guides, past and present--The somnolent landlord and his
+peculiarities--Some of the party see a chamois--Doubts as to the
+peak and the way--The duplicity of the Aiguille deceives
+us--Telescopic observations--An ill-arranged glacier--Franz and his
+mighty axe--A start on the rocks in the wrong direction--Progress
+reported--An adjournment--The rocks of the lower peak of the
+Aiguille du Dru--Our first failure--The expedition resumed--A new
+line of ascent--We reach the sticking point--Beaten back--The
+results gained by the two days' climbing
+CHAPTER IV.
+A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY
+The art of meteorological vaticination--The climate we leave our 96
+homes for--Observations in the valley--The diligence arrives and
+shoots its load--Types of travellers--The Alpine habitue--The
+elderly spinster on tour--A stern Briton--A family party--We seek
+fresh snow-fields--The Bietschhorn--A sepulchral bivouac--On early
+starts and their curious effects on the temperament--A choice of
+routes--A deceptive ice gully--The avalanches on the Bietschhorn--We
+work up to a dramatic situation--The united party nearly fall
+out--A limited panorama--A race for home--Caught out--A short
+cut--Driven to extremities--The water jump--An aged person comes to
+the rescue--A classical banquet at Ried--The old cure and his
+hospitality--A wasted life?
+CHAPTER V.
+AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE
+Chamouni again--The hotel _clientele_--A youthful hero--The 130
+inevitable English family--A scientific gentleman--A dream of the
+future--The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine literature--A
+condensed mountain ascent--Wanted, a programme--A double
+"Brocken"--A hill-side phenomenon and a familiar character--A
+strong argument--Halting doubts and fears--A digression on
+mountaineering accidents--"From gay to grave, from lively to
+severe"--The storm breaks--A battle with the elements--Beating the
+air--The ridge carried by assault--What next, and next?--A
+topographical problem and a cool proposal--The descent down the
+Vallee Blanche--The old Montanvert hotel--The Montanvert path and
+its frequenters
+CHAPTER VI.
+ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+"_Decies repetita placebit_"
+Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure--Expeditions on 169
+the Aiguille du Dru in 1874--The ridge between the Aiguilles du
+Dru and Verte--"Defendu de passer par la"--Distance lends
+enchantment--Other climbers attack the peak--View of the mountain
+from the Col de Balme--We try the northern side, and fail more
+signally than usual--Showing that mountain fever is of the
+recurrent type--We take seats below, but have no opportunity of
+going up higher--The campaign opens--We go under canvas--A spasmodic
+start, and another failure--A change of tactics and a new
+leader--Our sixteenth attempt--Sports and pastimes at Chamouni--The
+art of cray-fishing--The apparel oft proclaims the man--A canine
+acquaintance--A new ally--The turning-point of the expedition--A
+rehearsal for the final performance--A difficult descent--A blank
+in the narrative--A carriage misadventure--A penultimate failure--We
+start with two guides and finish with one--The rocks of the
+Dru--Maurer joins the party--Our nineteenth attempt--A narrow escape
+in the gully--The arete at last--The final scramble--Our foe is
+vanquished and decorated--The return journey--Benighted--A moonlight
+descent--We are graciously received--On "fair" mountaineering--The
+prestige of new peaks--Chamouni becomes festive--"Heut' Abend
+grosses Feuerwerkfest"--Chamouni dances and shows hospitality--The
+scene closes in
+CHAPTER VII.
+BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS
+1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+On well-ordered intellects--The drawbacks of accurate
+memory--Sub-Alpine walks: their admirers and their
+recommendations--The "High-Level Route"--The Ruinette--An infallible
+prescription for ill-humour--A climb and a meditation on grass
+slopes--The agile person's acrobatic feats--The psychological
+effects of sunrise--The ascent of the Ruinette--We return to our
+mutton at Arolla--A vision on the hill-side.
+2. _A Little Maiden._
+Saas in the olden days--A neglected valley--The mountains drained 236
+dry--A curious omission--The Portienhorn, and its good points as a
+mountain--The chef produces a masterpiece--An undesirable tenement
+to be let unfurnished--An evicted family--A rapid act of
+mountaineering--On the pleasures of little climbs--The various
+methods of making new expeditions on one mountain--On the
+mountaineer who has nothing to learn, and his consequent
+ignorance
+CHAPTER VIII.
+A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY
+Long "waits" and entr'actes--The Mont Buet as an unknown 266
+mountain--We hire carriages--A digression on a stationary vehicle--A
+straggling start--The incomplete moralist--The niece to the
+moralist--A discourse on gourmets--An artistic interlude--We become
+thoughtful, and reach the height of sentiment and the top of the
+Mont Buet--Some other members of the party--The mountaineers
+perform--How glissading ambition did o'erleap itself--A vision on
+the summit--The moralist leaves us for a while--Entertainment at
+the Berard Chalet--View of the Aiguille Verte--The end of the
+journey
+CHAPTER IX.
+A FRAGMENT
+An unauthentic MS.--Solitude on the mountain: its advantages to 291
+the historian of the Alps--A rope walk--The crossing of the
+Schrund--A novel form of avalanche and an airy situation--A
+towering obstacle--The issue of the expedition in the balance--A
+very narrow escape--The final rush--Victory!--The perils of the
+descent--I plunge _in medias res_--A flying descent
+CHAPTER X.
+THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING
+Mountaineers and their critics--The early days of the Alpine 300
+Club--The founders of mountaineering--The growth of the
+amusement--Novelty and exploration--The formation of
+centres--Narrowing of the field of mountaineering--The upward limit
+of mountaineering--De Saussure's experience--Modern development of
+climbing--Mr. Whymper's experience--Mr. Graham's experience--The
+ascent of great heights--Mr. Grove's views--Messrs. Coxwell and
+Glaisher's balloon experiences--Reasons for dissenting from Mr.
+Glaisher's views--The possibility of ascending Mount
+Everest--Physiological aspect of the question--Acclimatisation to
+great heights--The direction in which mountaineering should be
+developed--The results that may be obtained--Chamouni a century
+hence--A Rip van Winkle in the Pennine Alps--The dangers of
+mountaineering--Conclusion
+
+ -----------
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+THE BIETSCHHORN FROM THE PETERSGRAT _Frontispiece_
+THE AIGUILLE DU DRU FROM THE SOUTH _to face page_ 169
+A VISION ON A SUMMIT " 282
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER I.
+
+
+ AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE
+
+
+ Buried records--_Litera scripta manet_--The survival of the unfit--A
+ literary octopus--Sybaritic mountaineering--On mountain
+ "form"--Lessons to be learned in the Alps--The growth and spread of
+ the climbing craze--Variations of the art--A tropical day in the
+ valley--A deserted hostelry--The hotel staff appears in several
+ characters--Ascent of the Balfrinhorn--Our baggage train and
+ transport department--A well-ventilated shelter--On sleeping out:
+ its advantages on the present occasion--The Mischabelhoerner family
+ group--A plea for Saas and the Fee plateau--We attack the
+ Suedlenzspitz--The art of detecting hidden crevasses--Plans for the
+ future--Sentiment on a summit--The feast is spread--The
+ Alphubeljoch--We meet our warmest welcome at an inn.
+
+
+There exists a class of generously-minded folk who display a desire to
+improve their fellow-creatures and a love for their species, by referring
+pointedly to others for the purpose of mentioning that the objects of
+their remarks have never been guilty of certain enormities: a critical
+process, which is about equivalent to tarring an individual, but, from
+humanitarian considerations, omitting to feather him also. The ordeal, as
+applied to others, is unwarrantable; but there is a certain odd pleasure
+in subjecting oneself to it. Now, it is but a paraphrase to say that the
+more we go about, the more, in all probability, shall we be strengthened
+in the conviction that the paradise of fools must have a large acreage.
+The average Briton has a constantly present dread that he is likely to do
+something to justify his admission into that department of Elysium. The
+thought that he has so qualified, will wake him up if it crosses his mind
+even in a dream, or make his blood run cold--whatever that may mean--in his
+active state. Thus it falls out that he is for ever, as it were, conning
+over the pass-book of his actions, and marvelling how few entries he can
+find on the credit side, as he does so. It is asserted as a fact (and it
+were hard to gainsay the sentiment), that _Litera scripta manet_. No
+doubt; but how much more obtrusively true is it that printed matter is as
+indestructible as the Hydra? It has occurred sometimes to the writer, on
+very, very sleepless nights, to take down from a shelf, to slap the cover
+in order to get rid of a considerable amount of dust, and to peruse, in a
+volume well-known to all members of the Alpine Club, accounts written
+years before, of early mountain expeditions. To trace in some such way, at
+any rate to search for, indications of a fancied development of mind has a
+curious fascination for the solitary man. Effusions which an author would
+jealously hide away from the eyes of his friends, have a strangely
+absorbing interest to the man who reflects that he himself was their
+perpetrator.
+
+(M1)
+
+We most of us, whatever principles we assert on the matter, keep stowed
+away, in some corner or another, the overflow of a fancied talent. The
+form varies: it may, perhaps, be a five act tragedy, possibly a
+psychological disquisition, or a sensational novel in three volumes of MS.
+It is a satisfaction to turn such treasures out from time to time when no
+eyes are upon us, even if it be only to thank Heaven devoutly that they
+have always lain unknown and uncriticised. "Il n'y a rien qui rafraichisse
+le sang comme d'avoir su eviter de faire une sottise." Of work done, of
+which the author had no especial reason to be proud, a feeling of
+thankfulness in a lesser degree may arise from the consciousness that, if
+ever recognised at all, it is now, happily, forgotten. So have these early
+effusions sometimes amused, not infrequently astounded, and at the worst
+have nearly always brought the wished-for slumber; and yet in Alpine
+writings the same accounts were for the most part as faithful
+representations as the writer could set down on paper of impressions made
+at the time. It has often occurred to me to ask what manner of description
+a writer would give of an expedition made many years before. How would the
+lapse of time influence him? Would he make light of whatever danger there
+was? Would the picture require a very decided coat of varnish to make it
+at all recognisable? Would the crudities come out still more strongly, or
+would the colours all have faded and sunk harmoniously together in his
+picture? The speculation promised to be interesting enough to make it
+worth while to give practical effect to the idea. Now the expedition
+narrated in this chapter was made in 1870, and possibly, therefore, if a
+description were worth giving at all, it had better have been given fresh.
+We can always find some proverb tending more or less to justify any course
+of action that we may be desirous of pursuing, and by distorting the
+meaning of a quotation manage to serve our own ends. Of all the ill-used
+remarks of this nature, surely the most often employed is, "Better late
+than never;" the extreme elasticity of which saying, in the application
+thereof, is well evidenced by the doctor who employed it in justification
+of his late arrival when he came on a professional visit to the lady and
+found the baby learning its alphabet.
+
+(M2)
+
+When an aquarium was a fashionable resort, amongst a good many queer and
+loose fish, we became familiar with a monstrously ill-favoured beast
+called a cuttle-fish: and may have had a chance of seeing how the animal,
+if attacked by his physical superior, resorted to the ingenious plan of
+effusing a quantity of ink, and, under cover of this, retreating hastily
+backwards out of harm's way. There are some, less ingenuous than the
+Octopus, who retreat first into obscurity and then pour out their effusion
+of ink. But it is more common to use the flare of an epigram or of a
+proverb, as a conjurer does his wand, to distract attention for the moment
+and divert the thought current from matters we do not wish to be too
+evident. At any rate, I must in the present instance lay under tribute the
+author of Proverbs, and add another straw to the already portentous burden
+that they who wish to compound for literary sins have already piled on his
+back. Apologising is, however, a dangerous vice, as a well-known writer
+has remarked. The account, though a sort of literary congenital cripple,
+has still a prescriptive right to live. Besides this expedition was
+undertaken in the pre-Sybaritic age of mountaineering, and before the
+later refinements of that art and science had taken firm hold of its
+votaries. What would the stern explorers of former time have thought, or
+said, if they had perceived persons engaged on the glaciers sitting down
+on camp-stools to a light refection of truffle pie and cold punch? Such
+banquets are not uncommon now, though precisians with a tendency to
+dyspepsia still object strongly to them. In those days, too, mountaineers
+were not so much differentiated that climbers were talked of by their
+fellows like cricketers are described in the book of Lillywhite. "Jones,"
+for instance, "is a brilliant cragsman, but inclined to be careless on
+moraines." "Noakes," again, "remarkably sure and steady on snow, fairly
+good in a couloir, would do better if he did not possess such an
+astounding appetite and would pay more attention to the use of the rope."
+"Stokes possesses remarkable knowledge of the Alps; on rocks climbs with
+his head; we wish we could say honestly that he can climb at all with his
+hands and feet." "Thompson, first-rate step-cutter; walks on snow with the
+graceful gait and unlaboured action of a shrimp-catcher at his work: kicks
+down every loose stone he touches." Thus different styles of climbing are
+recognised. "Form," as it is called in climbing, was in the old days an
+unknown term, and yet it is probable that the "form" was by no means
+inferior to any that can be shown now-a-days. The reason is obvious enough
+and the explanation lies simply in the fact that the apprenticeship served
+in the mountains was then much longer than it is now. People did not so
+often try to ride a steeple-chase before they had learnt to sit in a
+saddle, or appreciated that the near side was the best by which to get up.
+When this particular expedition was made (towards which I feel that I am
+an unconscionable time in making a start) I had been five or six seasons
+in the Alps, during the first two of which I had never set foot on a
+snow-slope. There had always seemed to me from the first, to be so much
+absolutely to learn in mountaineering: there is no less now, indeed there
+is more, for the science has been developed, but it seems beyond doubt,
+that fewer people recognise the fact. Like most other arts, it can only be
+learnt in one way, by constant practice, by constant care and attention
+and by always doing everything in the mountains to the best of one's
+ability. Too many may seem to think that there is a royal road, and fail
+to recognise that a plebeian does not alter his status by walking along
+this variety of highway.
+
+(M3)
+
+Time rolled on. The fascination of climbing spread abroad, and it followed
+with the increasing number of mountaineers that more and more difficulties
+were experienced in attempts to diversify the sport in the Alps alone, and
+in emerging from the common herd of climbers. Then a new danger arose. The
+sport grew fashionable--a serious symptom to its true lovers. Books of
+Alpine adventure readily found readers; novels, and other forms of
+nonsense, were written about the mountains; accounts of new expeditions
+were telegraphed at once to all parts of the world, and found as important
+a place in the newspapers as the Derby betting, or the latest reports as
+to the precise medical details of some eminent person's internal
+complaint. Still further did the craving for novelty spread, and more
+strange did the means of satisfying it become. The mountains were ascended
+without guides: in winter; by people afflicted with mental aberration who
+wore tall hats and frock coats on the glaciers; by persons who were
+ignorant of the laws of optics as applied to large telescopes; in bad
+weather, by wrong routes and so forth. Then, too, set in what may be
+called the variation craze. This is very infectious. For those who can see
+no beauty in a scene that some one else has gazed on before it is still a
+passion. We may still at times, in the Alps, hear people say, "Oh yes,
+that is a very fine expedition, no doubt, but I don't think I care much
+about undertaking it; you see so and so has done it; couldn't we manage to
+strike out a different line?" The result is a "variation" expedition. The
+composer when hard driven, and not strongly under the influence of the
+Muse, will at times take some innocent, simple melody and submit it to
+exquisite torture by writing what he is pleased to call variations.
+Sometimes he will not rest till he has perpetrated as many as thirty-two
+on some innocent little tune of our childhood. The original air becomes
+entirely lost, like a sixpence buried in a flour bag, and we may marvel,
+for instance, as may the travelled American, at the immense amount of
+foreign matter that may be introduced into "Home, sweet home." Even so
+does the climber sometimes practise his art. But for one who entertains a
+strict respect for the old order of things, and for the memory of an age
+of mountaineering now rapidly passing into oblivion, to write in any such
+strain would be intolerable. And so, even as a theatrical manager when his
+brilliant play, stolen, or, as it is generally described, "adapted," from
+the French, does not run, I may be allowed to raise the curtain on a
+revival of the old drama, a comedy in one short act, and not provided with
+any very thrilling "situations." The "scenarium" lay ready to hand in the
+leaves of an old journal, which may possibly share, with other old leaves,
+the property of being rather dry. But we are meandering, as it were, in
+the valleys, and run some risk of digressing too far from the path which
+should lead to the mountain in hand. There is a story of a clergyman who
+selected a rather long text as a preface to his discourse, and finding,
+when he had read it at length a second time, that his congregation were
+mostly disposed in attitudes which might be of attention, but which were,
+at the same time, suggestive of slumber, wisely concluded to defer
+enlarging upon it till a more fitting occasion, and dismissed his hearers,
+or at any rate those present, with the remark that they had heard his text
+and that he would not presume to mar its effectiveness by any exordium
+upon it. _Revenons._
+
+(M4)
+
+In the early part of August 1870, our party walked one sultry day up the
+Saas Valley. The dust glittered thick and yellow on our boots. Many of the
+smaller brooks had struck work altogether, while the main river was
+reduced to a clear stream trickling lazily down between sloping banks of
+rounded white boulders that shone with a painful glare in the strong
+sunlight. The more muscular of the grasshoppers found their limbs so
+lissom in the warmth that they achieved the most prodigious leaps out of
+sheer lightheartedness; for they sprang so far that they could have had no
+definite idea where they might chance to light. On the stone walls busy
+little lizards, with heaving flanks, scurried about with little fitful
+spurts, and vanished abruptly into the crannies, perpetually playing hide
+and seek with each other, and always seeming out of breath. The foliage
+drooped motionless in the heavy air and the shadows it cast lengthened
+along the dusty ground as steadily as the streak on a sundial. The smoke
+from the guides' pipes (and guides, like itinerant nigger minstrels,
+always have pipes in their mouths when moving from the scene of one
+performance to another) hung in mid air, and the vile choking smell of the
+sputtering lucifer matches was perceptible when the laggards reached the
+spot where a man a hundred yards ahead had lighted one of these
+abominations.
+
+To pass under the shade of a walnut tree was refreshing like a cold
+douche; and to step forth again into the heat and glare made one almost
+gasp. Flannel shirts were miserably inadequate to the strain put upon
+their absorbent qualities. The potatoes and cabbages were white and
+piteously dusty. Even the pumpkins seemed to be trying to bury their plump
+forms in the cool recesses of the earth. Everywhere there seemed a
+consciousness as of a heavy droning hum. All of which may be concisely
+summed up in the now classical opening remark of a well-known comedy
+character, one "Perkyn Middlewick" to wit, "It's 'ot."
+
+(M5)
+
+When within a little distance of the hotel I enquired whether it was worth
+while for one of the party to push on to secure rooms. The guides thought,
+on the whole, that it was unnecessary, and this opinion was justified
+subsequently by the fact that we found ourselves the sole occupants of the
+hotel during the week or so that we remained in the district. It was the
+year of the war; ugly rumours were about, but very few tourists.
+Selecting, therefore, the most luxurious apartment, and having given over
+to the care of one Franz, who appeared in the character of "boots" to the
+hotel, a remarkable pair of cowhide brogues of original design, as hard as
+sabots and much more uncomfortable, I sat down on a stone slab, in order
+to cool down to a temperature that might permit of dining without fear of
+imperilling digestion. So pleased were the hotel authorities at the
+presence of a traveller that they exerted themselves to the utmost to
+entertain us well, and with remarkable results. I find a record of the
+dinner served. There were ten dishes in consecutive order, exclusive of
+what Americans term "fixings." As to the nature of nine it was difficult
+to speak with any degree of certainty, but the tenth was apparently a
+blackbird that had perished of starvation and whose attenuated form the
+chef had bulged out with extraneous matter. Franz, who seemed to be a sort
+of general utility man to the establishment, had thrown off, with the ease
+of a Gomersal or a Ducrow, the outward habiliments of a boots and appeared
+now as a waiter, in a shirt so hard and starched that he was unable to
+bend and could only button his waistcoat by the sense of touch. The repast
+over, Franz removed the shirt front and unbent thereupon in manner as in
+person. Assuming engaging airs, he entered into conversation, disappearing
+however for short intervals at times, in order, as might be inferred from
+certain sounds proceeding from an adjoining apartment, to discharge the
+duties of a chamber-maid. Subsequently it transpired that he was the
+proprietor of the hotel.
+
+(M6)
+
+We agreed to commence our mountaineering by an ascent of the Balfrinhorn,
+a most charming walk and one which even in those days was considered a
+gentle climb. There are few peaks about this district which will better
+repay the climber of moderately high ambition, and it is possible to
+complete the expedition without retracing the steps. There is no danger,
+and it is hard to say to what part of the mountain an enthusiast would
+have to go in order to discover any: so the expedition, though perhaps
+prosaic, is still very interesting throughout and quite in the olden
+style. The solitude at the hotel was somewhat dull, and the conversational
+powers of the guides soon exhausted if we travelled beyond the subject of
+chamois hunting, I did indeed try on one occasion to explain to them, in
+answer to an earnest request, the military system of Great Britain. But,
+with a limited vocabulary, the task was not easy and, as I could not think
+of any words to express what was meant by red tape, circumlocution, and
+short service, my exposition was limited to enlarging on the facts that
+the warriors of my native country were exceeding valiant folk with very
+fine chests, that they wore highly padded red coats and little hats like
+half bonbon boxes cocked on one side and that they would never consent to
+be slaves. Burgener, anxious for some more stirring expedition, suggested
+that we should climb the Dom from the Saas side or make a first ascent of
+the Suedlenzspitz. We had often talked of the former expedition, which had
+not at the time been achieved, and, in order to facilitate its
+accomplishment, divers small grants of money had been sent out from
+England to be expended in the construction of a hut some five hours' walk
+above Fee. In answer to enquiries, the guides reported with no small
+amount of pride, that the building had been satisfactorily completed and
+they were of opinion that it was ready for occupation. At some length the
+process of building was described and it really seemed from their account
+that they had caused to be erected a shelter of unduly pretentious
+dimensions. It appeared, however, that the residence was equally well
+placed to serve as a shelter for an ascent of the Suedlenzspitz and we
+decided ultimately to attack that peak first. Great preparations were
+made; an extensive assortment of very inferior blankets was produced and
+spread out in the road in front of the hotel, either for airing or some
+other ill-defined purpose, possibly from some natural pride in the
+extensive resources of the hotel. Then they pulled down and piled into a
+little stack, opposite the front door, fire wood enough to roast an ox, or
+convert an enthusiast into a saint.
+
+(M7)
+
+One fine afternoon we started. The entire staff and _personnel_ of the
+hotel would have turned out to wish us good luck, but did not actually do
+so, as he was engaged in a back shed milking a cow. Laden with a large
+bundle of fire wood, I toiled up the steep grass slopes above Fee, leading
+to the Hochbalm glacier. The day was oppressively hot, and I was not
+wholly ungrateful on finding that the string round my bundle was loose and
+that the sticks dropped out one after another: accordingly I selected a
+place in the extreme rear of the caravan, lest my delinquencies should
+perchance be observed. The sun beat mercilessly down upon our backs on
+these bare slopes and we sighed involuntarily for Vallombrosa or Monaco or
+some equally shady place. The guides, who up to that time had spoken of
+their building as if it were of somewhat palatial dimensions, now began
+rather to disparage the construction. Doubts were expressed as to the
+effects certain storms and heavy falls of snow might have had on it and
+regrets that the weather had prevented the builders from attending as
+minutely to details of finish and decoration as they could have wished.
+Putting this and that together, I came to the conclusion that the erection
+would probably be found to display but indifferent architectural merit.
+However, there was nothing better to look forward to. "Where is it?" "Oh,
+right up there, under the big cliff, close to where Alexander is." In the
+dim distance could be distinguished the form of our guide as a little dark
+mass progressing on two pink flesh-coloured streaks, striding rapidly up
+the hill. The phenomenon of colour was due to the fact that, prompted by
+the sultriness of the day, Alexander had adopted in his garb a temporary
+variation of the Highland costume. A few minutes later he joined us,
+clothed indeed, and in a right, but still a melancholy frame of mind.
+Shaking his head sadly, he explained that a grievous disaster had taken
+place, evidently in the spring. The forebodings of the
+constructively-minded rustics we had left below, who knew about as much of
+architecture as they did of metaphysics, proved now to be true. They had
+remarked that they feared lest some chance stone should have fallen, and
+possibly have inflicted damage on the hut. Why they had selected a site
+where such an accident might happen, was not at the moment quite obvious,
+but it became so later on. Burgener told us that the roof had been carried
+away. Beyond question the roof was gone; at any rate it was not there, and
+the rock must have fallen in a remarkable way indeed, for the cliff above
+was slightly overhanging, and the falling boulder, which was held
+accountable for the disaster, had carried away every vestige of wood-work
+about the place, not leaving even a splinter or a chip. However, to the
+credit of the builders, be it said that they had tidied up and swept very
+nicely, for there was no sawdust to be seen anywhere, nor indeed, any
+trace of carpentering work. The hut consequently resolved itself into a
+semi-circular stone wall, very much out of the perpendicular, built
+against a rock face. The chief architect, evidently a thoughtful person,
+had not omitted to leave a door. But it was easier on the whole to step
+over the wall, which I did, with as much scorn as Remus himself could have
+thrown into the action when seeking to aggravate his brother Romulus. So
+we entered into possession of the premises without, at any rate, the
+trouble of any preliminary legal formalities.
+
+(M8)
+
+In the matter of sleeping out, all mountaineers pass, provided they keep
+long enough at it, through three stages. In the early period, when imbued
+with what has been poetically termed the "ecstatic alacrity" of youth,
+they burn with a desire to undergo hardship on mountains. Possibly a
+craving for sympathy in discomfort--that most universal of human
+attributes--prompts them to spend their nights in the most unsuitable
+places for repose. The practical carrying out of this tendency is apt to
+freeze very literally their ardour; at least, it did so in our case. Then
+follows a period during which the climber laughs to scorn any idea of
+dividing his mountain expedition. He starts the moment after midnight and
+plods along with a gait as free and elastic as that of a stage pilgrim or
+a competitor in a six days' "go-as-you-please" pedestrian contest: for
+those who have a certain gift of somnambulism this method has its
+advantages. Finally comes a stage when the climber's one thought is to get
+all the enjoyment possible out of his expedition and to get it in the way
+that seems best at the time. Now again he may be found at times tenanting
+huts, or the forms of shelter which are supposed to represent them. But
+his manner is changed; he no longer travels burdened with the impedimenta
+of his earlier days. He never looks at his watch now, except to ascertain
+the utmost limit of time he can dwell on a view. With advancing years and
+increasing Alpine wisdom, he derides the idea of accurately timing an
+expedition. His pedometer is probably left at home; he eats whenever he is
+hungry, and ceases to consider it a _sine qua non_ that he must return to
+hotel quarters in time for dinner. Nor does he ever commit the youthful
+folly of walking at the rate of five miles an hour along the mule path in
+the valley or the high road at the end of an expedition, gaining thereby
+sore feet and absolutely nothing else. When he has reached this stage,
+however, he is considered _passe_; and when he has reached this stage he
+probably begins really to appreciate to the full the depth of the charm to
+be found in mountaineering.
+
+But I digress even as the driven pig. A miserable night did we spend
+behind the stone wall. About 9 P.M. came a furious hail-storm: at 10 P.M.
+rain fell heavily: at 11 P.M. snow began and went on till daybreak about 4
+A.M. At 5 A.M. we got up quite stiff and stark like a recently killed
+villain of melodrama, when carried off the stage by four supers. By 6 A.M.
+I had got into my boots. At 9 A.M. we swooped down once more on Franz at
+the hotel at Saas, persuaded him to relinquish certain scavenging
+occupations in which he was engaged, and to resume his post of waiter. A
+day or two later we sought our shelter once more. No luxurious provisions
+did we take with us. Some remarkable red wine, so sour that it forced one
+involuntarily to turn the head round over the shoulder on drinking it,
+filled one knapsack. The other contained slices of bread with parallel
+strata of a greasy nature intervening. These were spoken of, when we had
+occasion to allude to them, as sandwiches. The fat was found to be an
+excellent emollient to my boots.
+
+(M9)
+
+The Suedlenzspitz, though tall, labours under the topographical
+disadvantage of being placed in the company of giants. Close by, on the
+north side, is the Nadelhorn (14,876 ft.), while to the south, at no great
+distance, the Dom towers far above, reaching a height of 14,942 feet. In
+the Federal map of Switzerland (which is not very accurate in its
+delineation of the Saas district), the height of the Suedlenzspitz is
+marked as 14,108 ft. North and south from the Suedlenzspitz, stretch away
+well-marked, but not particularly sharp ridges, the northern being chiefly
+of snow, and inclined at a moderate angle. To the east, a sharper rocky
+ridge falls away, terminating below, after the fashion of a "rational"
+divided skirt, in two undecided continuations which enclosed the Fall
+glacier. Climbing up by this ridge, Mr. W. W. Graham ascended the mountain
+in 1882. The "variation" is described as presenting very serious
+difficulties. But in our day, the old-fashioned custom of ascending
+mountains by the most obviously practicable way was still in vogue, and we
+decided, therefore, to make for the northern buttress. Leaping over the
+wall enclosing the ground-floor of our bivouac, we descended on to the
+Hochbalm glacier, made our way across the upper snow basin, and in good
+time reached the foot of the slope no great distance south of the
+Nadelhorn. The view during this part of the walk is very characteristic of
+the range. From almost any point of view, the traveller is surrounded on
+three sides by a clearly marked amphitheatre of very beautifully formed
+mountains. On the right, the shapely little Ulrichshorn rises up in a
+self-sufficient manner, like a single artichoke in a vegetable dish. In
+front is the mass of the Nadelhorn and Suedlenzspitz, while, looking back,
+the view of the mountains on the east side of the Saas valley is one of
+great and varied beauty. It must be confessed that these statements are
+derived principally from a contemplation of the map, for, to tell the
+truth, the recollection of the panorama we actually saw is rather
+indistinct. This much, however, I may record with confidence; that in all
+parts of the Saas district, the views struck me, in a day when I did not
+very much look at them, as possessing strong individuality and the
+greatest beauty.
+
+(M10)
+
+The Zermatt district may be still more striking, and they who have no time
+to visit both, no doubt do wisely to seek the more hackneyed valley. But
+for such as do not look upon guide-book statements as the dicta of an
+autocrat, and can exercise a thousandth part of the independence of
+judgment they manifest in the ordinary affairs of life, a brief deviation
+to the Saas country will come as a revelation. After the crowd, dust, and
+bustle of the highway to the recognised centre of the Alps, to turn aside
+to this region is a relief, like stepping out of a crowded ball-room on to
+a verandah, or gliding away in a gondola from the railway station at
+Venice. Look, too, at the architecture of the great mountains here, and
+the spectator will perceive how nature has succeeded to perfection in
+achieving what all artists fail in doing; that is in designing, and in a
+manner that precludes criticism, a pendant; and a pendant too to the
+Zermatt panorama. The necessary object in the foreground of the
+picture--which we all know to be an hotel--is provided. Who but nature would
+think of framing a pure white picture in a setting of the soft green
+pastures below, and the deep blue sky above? but here it is, and it is
+perfect. Yet the blue of the sky is repeated in the picture, for the
+towering seracs throw azure shadows on the satin-smooth snow slopes at
+their feet. Rest, strength, eternal solidity above in the mountain forms
+and crags; repose, softness, and the charm of a brightness below that must
+yield and fade before long to gather force for fresh development and
+renewal. No need to seek far for a parallel in our human world. Between
+the two districts, Zermatt and Saas-Fee, there is but the difference
+between the man who impresses at once by the force of character, and the
+man who has to be studied and learned before we recognise that he is
+something beyond the ordinary run of our fellow-creatures.
+
+(M11)
+
+Before leaving England we had made tolerably minute inquiries, but had
+failed to discover any record of a previous ascent of the Suedlenzspitz,
+though, as suggested by Mr. W. M. Conway, the mountain may have been
+previously climbed by Mr. Chapman. Some uncertainty, therefore, whether we
+should find any traces of previous climbers, gave the required piquancy to
+the expedition. We made at once up the slope for a long rocky buttress,
+and towards a part of the mountain down which the guides asserted stones
+had been known to fall in the afternoon. This statement was probably made
+with a view of encouraging their charge to greater exertions, for an old
+sprained ankle compelled me to the continual necessity of putting my best
+foot foremost in walking over difficult places. Still, the rocks were at
+no point very formidable, and progress was rendered somewhat easier by the
+fact that no critical companion was with me, so I felt at perfect liberty
+to transport myself upwards in any style that happened to suit the
+exigencies of the moment. I had not at that time quite passed the stage of
+believing all that the guides asserted with reference to the climbing
+capacities of the individual who pays them for assisting his locomotion,
+and had a distinct idea that I mastered all the obstacles in a
+particularly skilful manner. They said as much in fact, but reiterated
+their compliments so often that I somewhat fear now that I must frequently
+have given occasion for these remarks of approbation; remarks which I have
+since observed are more frequently called forth to cover a blunder than to
+praise an exhibition of science. Probably my progress was about as
+graceful and sure as that of a weak-legged puppy placed for the first time
+in its life on a frozen pond, or a cockroach seeking to escape from the
+entrapping basin, for I had not then developed, in climbing rocks, the
+adhesive powers of--say the chest, which longer practice will sometimes
+furnish. We were accompanied by a porter of advanced years whose
+conversational powers were limited by an odd practice of carrying heavy
+parcels in his mouth. The day before he had carried up a large beam of
+wood for the camp fire in this manner. I never met a man with so much jaw
+and so little talk. He had apparently come out in order to practise
+himself for the mastication of the Saas mutton, for at the end of the day
+he would accept of nothing but a sum of two francs, for which I was very
+thankful. Similar disinterestedness in men of his class is not often met
+with nowadays.
+
+(M12)
+
+After awhile we left the buttress of rock and turned our attention to a
+snow slope and made our way up its crest. Here steps were necessary but
+there was no particular difficulty, for the slope resembled a modern
+French drawing-room tragedy, in that it was as broad as it was long. We
+had but to feel that the rope was taut, and could then look about with
+security. In good time we stepped on to the ridge, and a glance upwards
+showed that the way was easy enough. We could not but feel that if we were
+to achieve the honour of a first ascent, such honour would be principally
+due to the fact that we had subdivided the secondary peaks of the chain
+more minutely than other travellers. The principle has been carried still
+further in these latter days, and as any little pale fish that can be
+caught and fried is considered whitebait, and any article that ladies
+choose to attach to their heads is termed a bonnet, so any point that can
+be climbed by an individual line of ascent is now held to be a separate
+mountain. A considerable snow cornice hung over on the northern side of
+the arete and great care was necessary, for the ridge itself was so broad
+and easy, that less careful guides might have made light of it; but
+Burgener, though he had already acquired a reputation for brilliancy and
+dash, never suffered himself for one moment to lose sight of the two great
+qualities in a guide, caution and thoroughness. At each step he probed the
+snow in front of him with all the diligence of a chiffonnier. It followed
+that our progress was somewhat slow, but it was none the less highly
+instructive. The accurate sense of touch in probing doubtful snow with the
+axe requires and deserves very much more practice than most people would
+imagine. The unpractised mountaineer may climb with more or less ease a
+difficult rock the first time he is brought face to face with it, but long
+and carefully acquired experience is necessary before a man can estimate
+with certainty the bearing power of a snow bridge with a single thrust of
+the axe. Indeed many guides of reputation either do not possess or never
+acquire the muscular sense necessary to enable them to form a reliable
+opinion on this matter. As a rule, if the rope be properly used and such a
+mistake be made, somebody plunges through, is hauled out again and no harm
+is done; but there are occasions when serious accidents have happened,
+when probably lives have been lost owing to want of skilled knowledge in
+this detail of snow mountaineering. I have known guides who never failed
+when they came to a treacherous-looking bridge, to give it one apparently
+careless thrust with the axe and then walk across with perfect confidence;
+and I have seen others do exactly the same and disappear suddenly to cool
+regions below through the bridge; and _vice versa_. The unskilful prober
+will make wide detours when he might go in safety, and the man of good
+snow touch will avoid what looks sound enough: till in returning, perhaps
+you see that the hard crust concealed but rotten things beneath: as in an
+ill-made dumpling. It needs no small amount of training to judge between
+the man who quickly and with certainty satisfies himself of the safety of
+a particular snow passage, and the man who is too careless properly to
+investigate it; yet without such experience the amateur is not really able
+to decide whether a guide be a good or a bad one.
+
+(M13)
+
+Here and there along the ridge short rock passages gave a welcome relief
+and at length we stood on the highest point of the ridge which culminates
+so gently in the actual peak of the Suedlenzspitz. Our first care was to
+scrape about and hunt diligently for traces of any previous party. No
+relic of conviviality could be found, and as all the flat stones about
+appeared to be in their natural state of disorder, we piled up some of
+them into a neat little heap, and came to the conclusion that we had
+performed very doughty deeds. But we were younger then. The sun was out,
+there was a dead calm, and we lay for a while basking in the warmth and
+planning a serious expedition for some future year. It may seem strange in
+these days of rocket-like mountaineering when the climber, like the poet,
+_nascitur non fit_, but the peak whose assault we discussed was none other
+than the Matterhorn. It was no longer thought that goblins and elves
+tenanted its crags; but although these spectres had not yet been
+frightened away and turned out of house and home by sardine boxes and
+broken bottles, some trace of prestige still adhered to the mountain. It
+had not then, like a galley slave, been bound with chains, or, even as a
+trussed chicken, girt about with many cords. Nor was the ascent of the
+peak then talked about as carelessly as might be a walk along Margate
+pier. Alexander Burgener had never been up the peak, though he was most
+anxious to get an opportunity of doing so. I can remember well the advice
+that was given to me on the top of the Suedlenzspitz to practise further on
+a few less formidable mountains before attacking the fascinating Mont
+Cervin itself. Alas for the old days and the old style of mountaineering!
+It may be doubted whether such discussions often take place nowadays; but
+then it was only my sixth season in the Alps. The following year we did
+hatch out the project laid on the top of the Suedlenzspitz to climb the
+Matterhorn together. To this moment I can remember as I write every detail
+of the climb and every incident of the day as vividly as if it were
+yesterday; and what a splendid expedition it was then. The old, old
+fascination can never come back again in quite the same colours; better,
+perhaps, that it should not. Is it always true that "a sorrow's crown of
+sorrow is remembering happier things"? Surely there is a keenness and a
+depth of pleasure to be found in recalling happiness, though it may never
+return in its old form; and the memory of pleasure just toned with a trace
+of sadness is one of the most profound emotions that can stir the human
+heart. Go on and climb the Alps ye that follow: nowhere else will you find
+the same pleasure. But it is changed, and in this amusement the old
+fascination will never be quite the same to you. It may be, it will be,
+equally keen, but as there is a difference between skating on virgin ice
+and that which, though still good, is scored by marks of predecessors, so
+will you fail to find a something which in the olden days of
+mountaineering seemed always present. Go elsewhere if you will, and seek
+fresh fields for mountaineering enterprise in the Caucasus, the Himalayas,
+the Andes. There you will find the mountains have a charm of their own:
+the mark is as good, but it is not the Alpine mark. That has been taken by
+others. _Beati possidentes._
+
+(M14)
+
+Judging by the nature of these sentiments it would seem that we must have
+become pensive to the verge of slumber while on the summit. In descending,
+we followed our morning's tracks, and scorning the seductive shelter of
+the hut made straight down for the hotel. On this occasion we found Franz,
+who was a man of varied resources and accomplishments, hanging his shirt,
+which apparently he had just washed, up to dry. Our unexpected arrival
+appeared to disconcert him a little, for the straitened nature of his
+wardrobe precluded him, to his great disappointment, from appearing at
+dinner in full costume. He conceived, however, an ingenious, though
+somewhat transparent subterfuge, and made believe that he had got a bad
+cold in the chest which compelled him to button his coat up tight round
+the neck. In honour of our achievements he said he would go down to the
+cellar and bring us up a curious old wine. The cellar consisted apparently
+of a packing-case in a shed. Old the wine may have been; curious it
+certainly was, for it possessed a strong heathery flavour and seemed to
+turn hot very suddenly and stick fast in the throat like champagne at a
+suburban charity ball. But nevertheless, with the remnants of the
+blackbird or some other _rara avis_ made into a species of pie, we feasted
+royally.
+
+A few days later we crossed over to Zermatt by the Alphubel Joch, a heavy
+fall of snow having prevented any idea of making our contemplated assault
+on the Dom. A Swiss gentleman of a lively nature and excessive loquacity
+accompanied us. He was not an adroit snow walker, and disappeared on some
+five or six occasions abruptly into crevasses. The moment, however, that
+he got his head out again, he resumed his narrative at the exact point at
+which it had been perforce broken off without exhibiting the least
+discomposure. The subject to which his remarks referred I did not succeed
+in ascertaining. We parted at a little chalet not far from the Riffel,
+leaving our friend lying flat on his back on the grass contemplating the
+sky with a fixed expression, with his hands folded over his waistcoat. He
+may have been a poet inspired with a sudden desire for composition for
+aught I know, or may have assumed this attitude as likely to facilitate
+the absorption of a prodigious quantity of milk which he took at the
+chalet.
+
+As we drew nearer to the odd mixture of highly coloured huts and
+comfortable hotels that make up the village of Zermatt, a sense of
+returning home crept over the mind, a consciousness of friends at hand, of
+warm welcomes, mixed with the half presentiment that is always felt on
+such occasions, that some change would be found; but happily it was not
+so. The roadway was in its former state; the cobble stones a trifle more
+irregular and worn more smooth, but still the same. The same guides, or
+their prototypes, were sitting on the same wall drumming their heels. The
+same artist was hard at work on a sketch of the Matterhorn in a field hard
+by. The same party just returning from the Goerner Grat. The same man
+looking out with sun-scorched face from the salon window and the same
+click from the self-willed billiard balls on the uncertain table below.
+Ay, and the same unmistakable heartfelt greetings and handshakings at the
+door of the Monte Rosa. Churlish indeed should we have been if we had
+sighed to think that we had met our warmest welcome at an inn.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER II.
+
+
+ THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT
+
+
+ The Alpine dramatis personae--Mountaineering fact and romance--The
+ thirst for novelty and its symptoms--The first ascent of the
+ Moming--Preliminaries are observed--Rock _v._ snow mountains--The
+ amateur and the guide on rocks and on snow--The programme is made
+ out--Franz Andermatten--Falling stones in the gully--We smooth away
+ the difficulties--The psychological effects of reaching mountain
+ summits--A rock bombardment and a narrow escape--The youthful
+ tourist and his baggage--Hotel trials--We are interviewed--The
+ gushers.
+
+
+The writer of an Alpine narrative labours under more disadvantages than
+most literary folk--if authors generally will permit the association, and
+allow that those who rush into print with their Alpine experiences have
+the smallest claim to be dignified with such a title. One drawback is that
+their accounts necessarily suffer from a paucity of characters. A five-act
+tragedy supported, to use a theatrical expression, by two walking
+gentlemen, one heavy lead and a low comedy "super," might possibly pall
+upon an audience, but in Alpine literature, if I may be permitted to push
+the metaphor a little further, not only is this the case but the unhappy
+reader finds the characters like "barn stormers" playing now comedy, now
+tragedy, and sometimes, it may possibly be added, dramas of romance.
+
+(M15)
+
+Again, in all matters absolutely relating to mountaineering in the Alps,
+the narrator feels bound to stick to matters of fact. The drama of romance
+must be excluded from his repertoire, or, at any rate, very cautiously
+handled. I knew a man once, who on a single occasion went a-fishing in
+Norway and caught a salmon. Naturally he was proud of the achievement, and
+when in the company of brother sportsmen, would hold up his head, assume a
+knowing air, and take part in the conversation, such conversation
+relating, of course, to the size of the various fish those present had
+caught. Such unswerving and prosaic veracity did my friend possess, that,
+though sorely tempted as he must have been on many occasions, for ten
+years he never added a single ounce to the weight of his fish. A writer,
+an Alpine scribbler at any rate, is perhaps justified if he introduces
+incidents into an account of an expedition which may not have happened on
+that particular occasion, but which did happen on some other; and surely
+he may, without impropriety, romance a little on such part of his work as
+is not strictly geographical; for example, he may describe a chalet as
+being dirty, when according to the peasant's standard of cleanliness it
+would have been considered spotless, or describe a view as magnificent,
+when as a matter of fact he paid no attention to it, but he would be
+acting most culpably if he asserted that he got within fifty feet of the
+summit, well knowing that he was not fifty feet from the base of the peak,
+or if he stated that rocks were impossible, or an ice-fall impracticable,
+when the sole reason for his failure consisted in his being possessed with
+a strong desire to go back home. Of course a writer can only give his own
+impressions, and these are much tempered by increased experience and the
+lapse of time, but in taking up old accounts of Alpine work one not
+unfrequently finds a good deal of description that requires toning down.
+In these sketches I have striven honestly to render all that relates
+intimately to the actual mountains as accurate as possible, and would
+sooner be considered a dull than an unreliable historian.
+
+It is no easy matter to reproduce almost on the spot an account of a climb
+with absolute accuracy, however strong the desire may be to do so.
+Besides, a climber does not pursue his pastime with a note book
+perpetually open before him. If he does, his mountaineering is more of a
+business than he is usually willing to admit. The guide often, the amateur
+commonly, fails to recognise exactly from a distance a line of ascent or
+descent on rocks, though but just completed. Still more difficult is it to
+work out the precise details of a particular route on a map or photograph.
+The microscopist knows that the higher powers of his instrument give him
+no additional insight into the structure of certain objects, but rather
+mislead. Even so may my readers be asked to employ but gymnoscopic
+criticism of these sketches.
+
+(M16)
+
+In September 1872 our party reached Zermatt from Chamouni by the
+"high-level" route, a series of walks which no amount of familiarity will
+ever deprive of their charm, and concerning which more will be found
+elsewhere in this work. All Alpine climbers were then burning as fiercely
+as they ever did to achieve something new. They had just begun to realise
+that the stock of new peaks and passes was not inexhaustible, and that the
+supply was wholly inadequate to meet the demand. This feeling showed
+itself in various ways. Climbers looked upon each other with something of
+suspicion and jealousy, and if any new expedition was being planned by any
+one of their number the others would quickly recognise the state of
+affairs. If an Alpine man were found secreted in obscure corners
+conversing in a low voice with his guides and intent on a study of the
+map, or if he returned evasive answers when questioned as to his plans, he
+was at once set down as having, probably, a new expedition in mind. As for
+the guides, they assumed at once airs of importance, as does a commencing
+schoolboy newly arrayed in a tall hat, and exhibited such mystery that
+their intentions were unmistakable. Their behaviour, indeed, may have been
+partly due to the fact that the natural efforts of their comrades to
+extract information was invariably accompanied by somewhat undue
+hospitality, and their brotherly feelings were usually expressed in an
+acceptably liquid form. As a rule such hospitality did not fail in its
+object. Whether due to a certain natural leakiness of mind on the part of
+the guides or not, I cannot say, but certainly the information always
+oozed out, and the intentions of the party were invariably thoroughly well
+known before the expedition actually started to achieve fresh glory. Every
+one of the first-rate peaks in the Zermatt district had been ascended,
+most of them over and over again, before 1872, but the Rothhorn was still
+out of the pale of the Zermatt expeditions. Messrs. Leslie Stephen and F.
+Craufurd Grove, who first climbed the peak, ascended it from Zinal, and
+descended to the same place. It seemed to us, therefore, that if we could
+prove the accessibility of the mountain from Zermatt, we should do
+something more than merely climb the peak by a new route. The rocks looked
+attractive, and the peak itself lay so immediately above Zermatt that it
+seemed possible enough to make the ascent without sleeping out or
+consuming any great amount of time.
+
+We went through all the necessary preliminary formalities. We assumed airs
+of mystery at times; why, I know not. We inspected distant peaks through
+the telescope. At other times we displayed an excess of candour, and
+talked effusively about districts remote from that which we intended to
+investigate. We climbed up a hill, and surveyed the face of our mountain
+through a telescope, thereby wasting a day and acquiring no information
+whatever. We pointed out to each other the parts of the mountain which
+appeared most difficult, and displayed marvellous differences of opinion
+on the subject, owing, as it is usually the case, to the circumstance that
+we were commonly, in all probability, talking at the same time about
+totally distinct parts of the peak. With the telescope I succeeded in
+discovering to my own entire satisfaction a perfectly impracticable route
+to the summit. Finally, in order that no single precaution might be
+omitted to ensure success, we sent up the guides to reconnoitre--a most
+useless proceeding. We had new nails put in our boots, ordered provisions,
+uncoiled our rope and coiled it up again quite unnecessarily, gave
+directions that we should be called at an unhallowed hour in the morning,
+and went to bed under the impression that we should not be object in the
+least to turn out at the time arranged.
+
+(M17)
+
+It is on the rock mountains of Switzerland that the acme of enjoyment is
+to be found. Not that I wish to disparage the snow-peaks; but if a
+comparison be instituted it is to most climbers, at any rate in their
+youthful days, infinitely in favour of the rock. Of course it may be
+argued that there are comparatively few mountains where the two are not
+combined. But a mountaineer classifies peaks roughly as rock or snow,
+according to the chief obstacles that each presents. A climber may
+encounter serious difficulties in the way of bergschrunds, steep couloirs,
+soft snow, and so forth; but if on the same expedition he meets with rocks
+which compel him to put forth greater energies and perseverance than the
+snow required, he will set the expedition down as a difficult rock climb,
+simply, of course, because the idea of difficulty which is most vividly
+impressed on his mind is in connection with that portion of his climb, and
+_vice versa_. An undeniable drawback to the snow peaks consists in their
+monotony. The long series of steps that have to be cut at times, or the
+dreary wading for hours through soft or powdery snow, are not always
+forgotten in the pleasure of overcoming the difficulties of a crevasse,
+reaching the summit of a peak, or the excitement of a good glissade. It is
+the diversity of obstacles that meet the rock climber, the uncertainty as
+to what may turn up next, the doubt as to the possibility of finding the
+friendly crack or the apposite ledge, that constitute some of the main
+charms. Every step is different, every muscle is called into play as the
+climber is now flattened against a rough slab, now abnormally stretched
+from one hold to another, or folded up like the conventional pictures of
+the ibex, and every step can be recalled afterwards with pleasure and
+amusement as the mountain is climbed over again in imagination.
+
+(M18)
+
+But there is more than this; on rocks the amateur is much less dependent
+on his guides and has much more opportunity of exercising his own powers.
+It must be admitted that on rocks some amateurs are occasionally wholly
+dependent not on, but from their guides, and take no more active share in
+locomotion than does a bale of goods in its transit from a ship's hold to
+a warehouse. Too often the amateurs who will not take the trouble to learn
+something of the science and art of mountaineering are but an impediment,
+an extra burden, as has been often said, to the guides. The guides have to
+hack out huge steps for their benefit. The amateurs wholly trust to them
+for steering clear of avalanches, rotten snow bridges, and the like. The
+amateur's share in a snow ascent usually consists, in fact, either in
+counselling retreat, insisting on progress, indicating impossible lines of
+ascent, or in the highly intellectual and arithmetical exercise of
+counting the number of steps hewn out to ensure his locomotion in the
+proper direction.
+
+Place the unpaid climber, on the other hand, on rocks. Here the
+probability is that a slip will entail no unpleasant consequences to
+anyone but the slipper. The power of sustaining a sudden strain is so
+enormously increased when the hands have a firm grip that the amateur can,
+if he please, sprawl and scramble unaided over difficult places with
+satisfaction to himself and usually without risk to anyone else; that is,
+as soon as he has fully persuaded the guides (no easy task, I admit) that
+the process of pulling vehemently at the rope, possibly encircling his
+waist in a slip knot, is as detrimental to his equilibrium as it is to his
+digestion. Guides, however, as has been hinted, do not acknowledge this
+fact in animal mechanics, and their employers frequently experience as an
+acute torture that compressing process which, more deliberately applied,
+is not regarded by some as hurtful, but rather as a necessary
+accompaniment of fashionable attire. When the amateur has succeeded in
+overcoming the natural instinct of the guides to pull when there is no
+occasion to do so, he becomes a unit in the party, a burden of course, and
+a hindrance to some guides, but nothing to what he was on the snow.
+
+Sentiments similar to the above have not unfrequently been set forth in
+print: they seldom, if ever, actuate the minds of mountaineers when
+actually engaged in their pastime or when describing their exploits to
+less skilled persons.
+
+There is great satisfaction, too, in translating one's self over a given
+difficult rock passage without other assistance than that provided by
+nature herself, and without surreptitious aid from one's neighbour in the
+shape of steps. Then again, snow mountains are as inconsistent as cheap
+aneroids. One day each step costs much labour and toil, and almost the
+next perhaps the peak will allow itself to be conquered in one-tenth of
+the time. Not that the writer seeks to argue that there is no pleasure to
+be derived from snow mountains. It is to climbing _per se_ that these
+remarks apply. After all, everyone has his own opinion; but he who has not
+tasted the pleasures of a really difficult and successful rock
+climb--especially if it be a new one--knows not what the Alps can really do
+for his amusement.
+
+(M19)
+
+An expedition of suitable magnitude and difficulty was suggested by the
+guides, viz. an ascent of the Rothhorn (or Moming) from the Zermatt side.
+Mr. Passingham of Cambridge was at the time staying at the Monte Rosa
+Hotel, and it was soon arranged that we should combine our forces. The
+guides, on being asked their opinion as to the projected climb, reported
+diplomatically that, given fine weather, the ascent would be difficult but
+possible. This is the answer that the guides generally do give. We decided
+to attempt the whole excursion in a single day, considering that a short
+rest in the comparatively luxurious beds provided by M. Seiler was
+preferable on the whole to more prolonged repose in a shepherd's hut; for
+the so-called repose means usually a night of misery, and the misery under
+these conditions is apt to make a man literally acquainted with strange
+bed-fellows. At 2 in the morning we sought for the guides' room, to
+superintend the packing of our provisions. It was not easy to find, but at
+last we discovered a dingy little subterranean vault with one small window
+tightly jammed up and covered with dust. Of this den there were two
+occupants. One was employed silently in eating large blocks of a curious
+boiled mess out of a pipkin. The other was smoking a very complicated
+pipe, and sitting bolt upright on a bench with half a bottle of _vin
+ordinaire_ before him. Why he was carousing thus in the small hours was
+not evident. From these signs we judged correctly that the apartment was
+devoted to the guides as a dining, smoking, club and recreation room.
+
+Our staff was already in attendance, and it struck both of us that the
+success of the expedition was a foregone conclusion if it depended on the
+excellence of our guides--Alexander Burgener, the embodiment of strength,
+endurance, and pluck; Ferdinand Imseng, of activity and perseverance,
+alone would have sufficed, but we had in addition a tough, weather-beaten,
+cheery companion (for he was always a companion as well as a guide), Franz
+Andermatten, ever sagacious, ever helpful and ever determined. It would be
+hard to find a successor adequately to fill our old friend's place. It is
+impossible to efface his memory from my mind, nor can I ever forget how on
+that day he showed all his best qualities and contributed mainly to our
+success.(1) The prologue is spoken; let us raise the curtain on the
+comedy.
+
+(M20)
+
+The guides had already made their usual preparations for packing up--that
+is to say, they had constructed a multiplicity of little paper parcels and
+spread them about the room. As to the contents of these little parcels,
+they were of course uncertain, and all had to be undone to make sure that
+nothing had been omitted. A good deal of time was thus lost, and nothing
+much was gained, except that we corrected the error of packing up a
+handful of loose lucifers and two tallow dips with the butter and honey in
+a glass tumbler. Then the parcels were stowed away in the knapsacks, the
+straps of course all rearranged and ultimately replaced by odds and ends
+of string. Eventually, at 3 A.M., we started, leaving the two occupants of
+the guides' room still engaged in the same manner as when they first came
+under observation, and walked up the narrow valley running due north of
+Zermatt and leading towards the Trift Joch and the base of the mountain
+for which we were making. Having journeyed for about half an hour, it was
+discovered that the telescope had been left behind. Franz instantly
+started off to get it; not because it was considered particularly
+necessary, but chiefly on the ground that it is not orthodox to go on a
+new expedition without a telescope. We stumbled up the narrow winding
+path, and close below the moraine called our first halt and waited for
+Franz's return. I selected a cool rock on which to complete the slumber
+which had been commenced in bed and continued on a tilted chair in the
+guides' room. After waiting an hour we decided to proceed, as no answer
+was returned to our frequent shouts. Presently, however, a distant yell
+attracted our attention, and we beheld, to our astonishment, the cheery
+face of Franz looking down on us from the top of the moraine. Stimulated
+by this apparition, we pushed on with great vigour, clambered up the
+moraine, whose extreme want of cohesion necessitated a treadmill style of
+progression, and having reached the top passed along it to the snow. Here
+we bore first to the right, and then, working round, made straight for a
+sharp-topped buttress which juts out at a right angle from the main mass
+of the mountain. Arrived at a patch of rocks near the commencement of the
+arete, we disencumbered ourselves of superfluous baggage; that is to say,
+after the traditional manner of mountaineers, we discarded about
+three-fourths of the impedimenta we had so laboriously dragged up to that
+point, and of which at no subsequent period of the expedition did we make
+the slightest use. Next, we prepared for such rock difficulties as might
+present themselves, by buttoning up our coats as tight as was convenient,
+and decorated our heads respectively with woollen extinguishers like unto
+the covers placed by old maids over cherished teapots.
+
+It is a grand moment that, when the difficulty of an expedition opens out,
+when you grasp the axe firmly, settle in to the rope, and brace up the
+muscles for the effort of the hour: a moment probably the most pleasurable
+of the whole expedition, when the peak towers clear and bright above, when
+the climber realises that he is on the point of deciding whether he shall
+achieve or fail in achieving a long wished for success, or what it may be
+perhaps allowable to call a cutting-out expedition (for even mountain
+climbers are prone to small jealousies). The excitement on nearing the
+actual summit often rather fades away than increases, and the climber
+lounges up the last few steps to the top with the same sort of nonchalance
+that a guest invited to drink displays in approaching the bar.
+
+(M21)
+
+Dividing into two parties, we passed rapidly along the snow ridge which
+abuts against the east face of the mountain. The cliffs of the Rothhorn
+seem almost to overhang on this face, and were from our point of view
+magnificent. On the right, too, the precipice is a sheer one, to employ a
+not uncommon epithet. Without much difficulty we clambered up the first
+part of the face of the mountain, taking a zigzag course towards the large
+gully which is distinctly visible from the other side of the valley, and
+which terminates above in a deep jagged notch in the ridge not far below
+the summit. Gradually the climbing became more difficult, and it was found
+necessary to cross the gully backwards and forwards on several occasions.
+In so crossing we were exposed to some risk from falling stones; that is
+to say, some chips and bits of rock on a few occasions went flying by
+without any very apparent reason. In those days mountaineers were in the
+habit of considering these projectiles as a possible source of risk. A
+later generation would pass them by as easily as the stones passed by us,
+and it is not now the fashion to consider such a situation as we were in
+at all dangerous. It is difficult to see the reason why. Perhaps people's
+heads are harder now than they were then. For the greater part of the time
+we kept to the left or south side of the gully, and reaching the notch
+looked right down upon the commencement of the Glacier du Durand, a fine
+expanse of snowfield, singularly wild-looking and much crevassed. Turning
+to the right, we ascended a short distance along the ridge, and then a
+halt was called. The guides now proceeded to arrange a length of some
+hundred feet of rope on the rocks above to assist in our return. The
+process sorely tried our patience, and we were right glad when the signal
+was given to go on again. We had now to leave the arete, to descend a
+little, and so pass on to the west face of the mountain, and by this face
+to ascend and gradually work back to the ridge. No doubt during this part
+of the climb we made much the same mistake in judgment as had previously
+been made on a memorable ascent of the Matterhorn, and crossed far more on
+to the face than was really necessary or advisable. The mountain has since
+the time when these lines were originally written passed through the
+regular stages of gradual depreciation, and it is more difficult now to
+realise that we considered it at the time very difficult. Probably,
+however, subsequent travellers have improved considerably on the details
+of the route we actually followed; at any rate the ascent is now
+considered quite proper for a novice to attempt, at any rate by the novice
+himself. We worked ourselves slowly along in the teeth of a biting cold
+wind, and without finding the fixed rope necessary to assist our progress.
+Reaching the ridge again, the way became distinctly easier, and we felt
+now that the peak was at our mercy. Presently, however, we came to a huge
+inverted pyramid of rock that tried rather successfully to look like the
+summit, and we had some little difficulty in surmounting it. By dint of
+strange acrobatic feats and considerable exertion we hoisted our leading
+guide on to the top. It was fortunate for him perhaps that the seams of
+his garments were not machine-sewn, or he would certainly have rent his
+raiment. Finding, however, that the only alternative that offered when he
+got to the top of the rock was to get down again on the other side, the
+rest of us concluded that on the whole we should prefer to walk round. The
+last few yards were perfectly easy, and at 1.30 P.M. we stood on the
+summit enjoying a most magnificent view in every direction.
+
+(M22)
+
+It is a somewhat curious phenomenon, but one frequently remarked, that the
+mountaineer's characteristics seem abruptly to change when he reaches the
+summit of a peak. The impressionable, excitable person instantly becomes
+preternaturally calm and prosaic, while those of lymphatic temperament
+have not unfrequently been observed to develop suddenly rather explosive
+qualities, and to yell or wave their hats without any very apparent
+incitement thereto. Individuals whose detractors hold to be gifted with
+poetic attributes have been heard to utter quite commonplace remarks, and
+I have even known a phlegmatic companion so far forget himself, under
+these modifying circumstances, as to make an excessively bad pun and laugh
+very heartily at it himself, quite an unusual occurrence in a wag. Others
+find relief for their feelings by punching their companions violently in
+the back, or resorting to such horse-play as the area of the summit allows
+scope for. Directly, however, the descent commences the climber resumes
+his normal nature. The fact is, that in most cases, perhaps, the chief
+pleasure of the expedition does not come at the moment when the climber
+realises that he is about to undo, as it were, all his work of the day.
+There is no real climax of an expedition, and, as has been said, it is
+quite artificial to suppose that the enjoyment must culminate on reaching
+the top. But still it is considered proper to testify to some unusual
+emotional feelings. Some of the most enjoyable climbs that the mountaineer
+can recall in after life, are not those in which he has reached any
+particular point. Guides consider it becoming to evince in a somewhat
+forced way the liveliness of their delight on completing an ascent. But
+such joy as they exhibit is usually about as genuine and heartfelt as an
+organ-grinder's grin, or a Lord Mayor's smile on receiving a guest whom he
+does not know and who has merely come to feed at his expense.
+
+The wind was too cold to permit of a very long stay on the summit, and
+having added a proper number of stones to the cairn, a ceremony as
+indispensable as the cutting of a notch in the mainmast when the
+traditional fisherman changes his shirt, we descended rapidly to the point
+where it was necessary to quit the ridge. Down the first portion of the
+steep rock slope we passed with great caution, some of the blocks of stone
+being treacherously loose, or only lightly frozen to the face.
+
+(M23)
+
+We had arrived at the most difficult part of the whole climb, and at a
+rock passage which at that time we considered was the nastiest we had ever
+encountered. The smooth, almost unbroken face of the slope scarcely
+afforded any foot-hold, and our security almost entirely depended on the
+rope we had laid down in our ascent. Had not the rope been in position we
+should have varied our route, and no doubt found a line of descent over
+this part much easier than the one we actually made for, even without any
+help from the fixed cord. Imseng was far below, working his way back to
+the arete, while the rest of the party were holding on or moving but
+slowly with faces turned to the mountain. Suddenly I heard a shout from
+above; those below glanced up at once: a large flat slab of rock, that had
+afforded us good hold in ascending, but proved now to have been only
+frozen in to a shallow basin of ice, had been dislodged by the slightest
+touch from one of the party above, and was sliding down straight at us. It
+seemed an age, though the stone could not have had to fall more than ten
+feet or so, before it reached us. Just above me it turned its course
+slightly; Franz, who was just below, more in its direct line of descent,
+attempted to stop the mass, but it ground his hands against the rock and
+swept by straight at Imseng. A yell from us hardly awoke him to the
+danger: the slab slid on faster and faster, but just as we expected to see
+our guide swept away, the rock gave a bound for the first time, and as,
+with a startled expression, he flung himself against the rock face, it
+leapt up and, flying by within a few inches of his head, thundered down
+below. A moment or two of silence followed, and then a modified cheer from
+Imseng, as subdued as that of a "super" welcoming a theatrical king,
+announced his safety, and he looked up at us with a serious expression on
+his face. Franz's escape had been a remarkably lucky one, but his hands
+were badly cut about and bruised. In fact it was a near thing for all of
+us, and the mere recollection will still call up that odd sort of thrill a
+man experiences on suddenly recollecting at 11 P.M. that he ought to have
+dined out that evening with some very particular people. Had not the rock
+turned its course just before it reached Franz, and bounded from the face
+of the mountain over Imseng's head, one or more of the party must
+unquestionably have been swept away. The place was rather an exceptional
+one, and the rock glided a remarkably long distance without a bound, but
+still the incident may serve to show that falling stones are not a wholly
+imaginary danger.
+
+(M24)
+
+It would have been difficult, with the elementary knowledge of
+mountaineering that I now see we possessed at that day, to have descended
+without using the attached rope, and quite out of the question for anyone
+possessed of a proper respect for his suit of dittos to have done so. In
+this latter respect we had to exercise economical caution: for we had no
+very great store at the hotel or many changes of raiment. It is generally
+possible to gauge pretty accurately an Alpine traveller's experience by
+the amount of luggage he takes on a tour. Some tourists, following the
+advice given in the "Practical Guide Book" (a disconnected work written in
+the style of Mr. Jingle's conversation, but much in favour at one time),
+were in the habit of travelling with one suit of clothes and a portable
+bath. The latter, though they took it with them, they seldom took more
+than once; at the best it was of comparatively little use as an article of
+apparel, but imparted an aromatic flavour to anything packed up in its
+immediate neighbourhood. In those youthful days we considered, forsooth,
+that a little leathern wallet adequately replaced a portmanteau, and in
+transporting luggage did not always act on the sound commercial maxim that
+you should never do anything for yourself which a paid person might do
+equally well for you; consequently a heavy rain shower reduced the
+traveller to inactivity, and an oversight on the part of the laundress
+entailed consequences that it is not permissible to mention.
+
+Meanwhile our turn had come to move on. A zigzagging crack, which was too
+narrow to admit of anything but a most uncomfortable position, afforded
+the only hand and foot hold on which we could rely. Our gloveless hands,
+clutching at the rope, cooled down slowly to an unpleasant temperature
+that rendered it doubtful whether they were attached to the arms or not,
+and we began to wish we had gone down the Zinal side of the mountain.
+However, Imseng wormed himself along the rocks, to which he adhered with
+the tenacity of a lizard, and finally reached the end of our rope and a
+region of comparative safety. We followed his example slowly, and, having
+joined him, seated ourselves on some rocks inappropriately designed for
+repose, and finished off the food we had with us. Climbing carefully down
+the east face of the mountain, we reached the snow ridge and passed
+rapidly along it, our spirits rising exuberantly as we looked back on the
+vanquished peak. As usually happens, the guides had entirely forgotten the
+place where they had concealed our baggage on the ascent, and in fact had
+hidden it so carefully that they had some difficulty in finding it when
+they came to the spot. It is curious to note how often the instinct of
+guides, so much talked about, is at fault in this matter, and how
+systematically they are in the habit of carrying up on the mountains
+superfluous articles, hiding them with entirely unnecessary precautions,
+and subsequently forgetting the whole transaction.
+
+(M25)
+
+While they searched about for their cache we enjoyed the use of tobacco,
+if such an expression be allowable in the case of some curious stuff
+purchased in the valley. Still, as the packet in which it was contained
+was labelled "Tabak," we considered it to be such. Being indulgently
+disposed, and not being profound botanists, poetic license alone enabled
+us to imagine that
+
+ "We soared above
+ Dull earth, in those ambrosial clouds like Jove,
+ And from our own empyrean height
+ Looked down upon Zermatt with calm delight."
+
+(M26)
+
+It may have been so; it gave me a sore throat. Descending rapidly, we
+reached the Monte Rosa Hotel at 7 P.M., in an exultant frame of mind, a
+ragged condition of attire, and a preposterous state of hunger. The whole
+time occupied in the climb was sixteen hours. Of this an hour was wasted
+while we were waiting for the telescope, and three-quarters of an hour was
+spent in arranging the rope, by the aid of which we descended. Probably in
+actual climbing and walking we employed rather under thirteen hours; but
+the snow was in excellent order, and we descended on the whole very
+rapidly. Our trials were not over for the day, when we reached the hotel.
+Two arch young things had prepared an ambuscade and surprised us
+successfully at the door of the hotel. Sweetly did they gush. "Oh! where
+had we been?" We said we had been up in the mountains, indicating the
+general line of locality with retrospective thumb. "Oh! wasn't it
+fearfully dangerous? Weren't we all tied tightly together?" (as if, on the
+principle of union being strength, we had been fastened up and bound like
+a bundle of quill pens). "Oh! hadn't we done something very wonderful?"
+The situation was becoming irritating. "Oh! didn't we have to drag
+ourselves up precipices by the chamois horns on the tops of our sticks?"
+"No indeed----" "Oh! really, now, that guide there" (a driver with
+imperfectly buttoned garments who was sitting on the wall with a vacuous
+look) "told us you were _such_ wonderful climbers." It was becoming
+exasperating. "And oh! we wanted to ask you so much, for you know all
+about it. _Do_ you think we could walk over the Theodule? Papa" (great
+heavens! he must be a nonagenarian) "thinks we should be so foolish to
+try. Could you persuade him?" "Well, really----" "Wouldn't the precipices
+make us dreadfully giddy?" "No, no more than you are now." "Oh! thank you
+so much. And you really won't tell us what awful ascent you have been
+making?" It was maddening. "After dinner perhaps?" "Oh! thank you. Oh!
+Sustie" (this to each other; they both spoke together: probably the names
+were Susie and Tottie), "won't that be delightful?" By dexterous
+manoeuvring we escaped these gushing Circes during the evening. Happening
+to pass later on by the open door of the little _salon_, the following
+remark was overheard: "My dear, the conceit of these climbing objects is
+quite dreadful. They do nothing but flourish their nasty sticks and ropes
+about: they want the whole place to themselves" (we had been sitting on
+wooden chairs in the middle of the high street, near an unsavoury heap of
+refuse), "and they talk, talk, talk, my dear, all day and all night about
+what they have been doing in the mountains and of their nonsensical
+climbs. And what frights they look. I think they are perfectly horrid."
+Can the voice have been that of the gusher?
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER III.
+
+
+ EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+
+
+ The Alps and the early mountaineers--The last peaks to
+ surrender--The Aiguille du Dru--Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury's
+ attempt on the peak--One-day expeditions in the Alps and thoughts
+ on huts and sleeping out--The Chamouni guide system--A word on
+ guides, past and present--The somnolent landlord and his
+ peculiarities--Some of the party see a chamois--Doubts as to the
+ peak and the way--The duplicity of the Aiguille deceives
+ us--Telescopic observations--An ill-arranged glacier--Franz and his
+ mighty axe--A start on the rocks in the wrong direction--Progress
+ reported--An adjournment--The rocks of the lower peak of the
+ Aiguille du Dru--Our first failure--The expedition resumed--A new
+ line of ascent--We reach the sticking point--Beaten back--The results
+ gained by the two days' climbing.
+
+
+(M27)
+
+Accounts of failures on the mountains in books of Alpine adventure are as
+much out of place, according to some critics, as a new hat in a crowded
+church. Humanly speaking, the possession of this head-gear under such
+circumstances renders it impossible to divert the thoughts wholly from
+worldly affairs. This, however, by the way. Now the pioneers of the Alps,
+the Stephenses, the Willses, the Moores, the Morsheads, and many others,
+had used up all new material with alarming rapidity, I might say voracity,
+before the climbing epoch to which the present sketches relate. There is
+an old story of a man who arrived running in a breathless condition on a
+railway platform just in time to see the train disappearing. "You didn't
+run fast enough, sir," remarked the porter to him. "You idiot!" was the
+answer, "I ran plenty fast enough, but I didn't begin running soon
+enough." Even so was it with the climbers of our generation. They climbed
+with all possible diligence, but they began their climbing too late.
+Novelty, that is the desire for achieving new expeditions, was still
+considered of paramount importance, but unfortunately there was very
+little new material left. It is difficult to realise adequately now the
+real veneration entertained for an untrodden peak. A certain amount of
+familiarity seemed indispensable before a new ascent was even seriously
+contemplated. It had occurred to certain bold minds that the aiguilles
+around Chamouni might not be quite as bad as they looked. In 1873 the
+chief of the still unconquered peaks of the Mont Blanc district were the
+Aiguille des Charmoz, the Aiguille Blaitiere, the Aiguille du Geant, the
+Aiguille Peuteret, the Aiguille du Dru, and a few other minor points. All
+of these have since been captured, some of them bound in chains. Opinions
+differed considerably as to their accessibility. Some hopeful spirits
+thought that by constantly "pegging away" they might be scaled; others
+thought that the only feasible plan would be indeed to peg away, but were
+of opinion that the pegs should be of iron and driven into the rock. Such
+views naturally lead to discussions, sometimes rather heated, as to
+whether mountaineering morality might fitly tolerate such aids to the
+climber. Of all the peaks mentioned above, the Aiguille du Dru and the
+Aiguille du Geant were considered as the most hopeful by the leading
+guides, though the older members of that body held out little prospect of
+success. It is a rather curious fact that the majority of the leading
+guides who gave their opinions to us in the matter thought that the
+Aiguille du Geant was the more promising peak to attack. Subsequent
+experience has proved that they were greatly in error in this judgment.
+The Aiguille du Geant has indeed been ascended, but much more aid than is
+comprised in the ordinary mountaineer's equipment was found necessary. In
+fact, the stronghold was not carried by direct assault, but by sapping and
+mining. There is a certain rock needle in Norway which, I am told, was
+once, and once only, ascended by a party on surveying operations bent. No
+other means could be found, so a wooden structure was built up around the
+peak, such as may be seen investing a dilapidated church steeple; and the
+mountain, like the Royal Martyr of history, yielded up its crowning point
+at the scaffold. We did not like the prospect of employing any such
+architectural means to gain our end and the summit, and, from no very
+clearly defined reasons, turned our attention chiefly to the Aiguille du
+Dru. Perhaps the prominent appearance of this Aiguille, and the fact that
+its outline was so familiar from the Montanvert, gradually imbued us with
+a certain sense of familiarity, which ultimately developed into a notion
+that if not actually accessible it might at least be worth trying. It
+seemed too prominent to be impossible; from its height--12,517 feet
+only--the mountain would doubtless not attract much attention, were it not
+so advantageously placed. Thousands of tourists had gazed on its
+symmetrical form: it had been photographed, stared at through binoculars,
+portrayed in little distorted pictures on useless work-boxes, trays and
+other toy-shop gimcracks, more often than any other mountain of the chain,
+Mont Blanc excepted. Like an undersized volunteer officer, it no doubt
+made the most of its height. But in truth the Aiguille du Dru is a
+magnificent mountain form, with its vast dark precipices on the north
+face, with its long lines of cliff, broken and jagged and sparsely
+wrinkled with gullies free from even a patch or trace of snow. Point after
+point, and pinnacle after pinnacle catch the gaze as we follow the edge of
+the north-west "Kamm," until the eye rests at last on the singularly
+graceful isosceles triangle of rock which forms the peak. It is spoken of
+lightly as merely a tooth of rock jutting up from the ridge which
+culminates in the Aiguille Verte, but when viewed from the Glacier de la
+Charpoua it is obviously a separate mountain; at any rate it became such
+when the highest point of the ridge, the Aiguille Verte, had been climbed
+by somebody else. The cleft in the ridge on the right side of the main
+mass of the Aiguille du Dru is a very deep one as seen from the glacier,
+and the sharp needle of rock which is next in the chain is a long way from
+the Aiguille du Dru itself. North and south the precipices run sheer down
+to the glaciers beneath. The mountain has then four distinct sides, three
+of them running down to great depths. Thus, even in the prehistoric days
+of Alpine climbing, it had some claim to individuality and might fairly be
+considered as something more than, as it were, one unimportant pinnacle on
+the roof of some huge cathedral. Perhaps, however, repeated failures to
+ascend the mountain begot undue veneration and caused an aspiring climber
+to look with a prejudiced eye on its dimensions.
+
+(M28)
+
+So far as I know, the mountain had never been assailed till 1873, when
+Messrs. Pendlebury and Kennedy made an attempt. Mr. R. Pendlebury has
+kindly furnished me with notes of the climb, which I may be allowed to
+reproduce nearly in his own words:--Two parties started simultaneously for
+the expedition. One was composed of Messrs. Kennedy and Marshall, with the
+guides Johann Fischer and Ulric Almer of Grindelwald; the other party
+consisted of the Rev. C. Taylor, Messrs. W. M. and R. Pendlebury, with the
+guides Hans Baumann, Peter Baumann, and Edouard Cupelin. The
+first-mentioned party slept at the Montanvert, while the others enjoyed
+themselves in a bivouac high up on the side of the Glacier de la Charpoua
+between the Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Moine. This Glacier de la
+Charpoua, it may be mentioned, is sometimes called the Glacier du Chapeau.
+
+(M29)
+
+The bivouac appears to have been so comfortable that Mr. Pendlebury and
+his friends did not take advantage of their start. The Montanvert
+detachment, who found no such inducement to stay one moment longer than
+was absolutely necessary(2) in their costly quarters, caught them up the
+next morning, and the whole party started together. Mr. Kennedy's guides
+kept to the left of the Glacier de la Charpoua, which looks more broken up
+than the right-hand side, but apparently proved better going. This,
+however, it should be observed, was in 1873, and these hanging glaciers
+alter marvellously in detail from year to year, though always preserving
+from a distance the same general features. On the same principle, at the
+proper distance, a mother may be mistaken for her daughter, especially by
+a judicious person. But on drawing near, however discreet the observer may
+be, he is yet conscious of little furrows, diminutive wrinkles, and
+perhaps of a general shrinkage not to be found in the more recent
+specimen. Speaking very generally, I should say that these glaciers are,
+on the whole, easier to traverse than they used to be: at any rate my own
+personal observation of this particular little glacier extends over a
+period of some years, and the intricacies--it is hardly proper to call them
+difficulties--were distinctly less towards the end of the time than they
+were at the beginning. Of course a different interpretation might be put
+upon such an opinion: with the evolution of mountaineering skill the
+complexity of these crumpled up snow-fields may seem to have disentangled,
+but I am assured that in this particular case it was not so.
+
+(M30)
+
+This digression must be pardoned. It arose naturally from the circumstance
+that the route Mr. Kennedy adopted would have proved, at any rate in later
+years, a digression from the best way. Mr. Pendlebury's party went
+straight up, keeping, that is, to the right-hand side of the glacier.
+Towards the upper part the snow slopes became steeper, and soon some
+step-cutting was required. The object in view was to reach the lowest
+point in the ridge between the Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte. It
+was thought that, by turning to the left from the col, it might be
+possible to reach the summit by the eastern arete. The col itself from
+below seemed easily attainable by means of a narrow zigzagging gully,
+interrupted here and there, that runs down from the summit of the ridge.
+Ascending by the rocks on the left of the gully the party made for some
+little way good progress, but then a sudden change came over the scene.
+After a consultation, it was proposed that the guides Hans Baumann, Peter
+Baumann, and Fischer should go on a little by themselves and make for the
+ridge, which they estimated lay about half an hour above them. They were
+then to examine the rocks above and to bring back a report. The rest of
+the party remained where they were, and disported themselves as
+comfortably as circumstances would permit. Hour after hour, however,
+passed away, and the three guides seemed to make but little progress. They
+returned at last with the melancholy tidings that they had climbed nearly
+up to the ridge and had found the rocks very difficult and dangerous. (It
+should be noted that the line of attack chosen on this occasion--the first
+serious attempt on the peak--was devised by Hans Baumann, and it says much
+for his sagacity that this very route proved years afterwards to be the
+right one.) Questioned as to the advisability of proceeding upwards, the
+guides employed their favourite figure of speech and remarked that not for
+millions of francs would they consent to try again. Hans Baumann asserted
+that he had never climbed more difficult rocks. This opinion, as Mr.
+Pendlebury suggested at the time, was probably owing to the fact that the
+cliffs above were covered with snow and glazed with ice, and this
+condition of the mountain face made each step precarious. The amateurs of
+the party were of opinion that the ridge would prove attainable later in
+the season or in exceptionally fine weather. As to the possibility of
+climbing the rocks above--that is to say, the actual peak--none of the party
+were able to come to any very positive conclusion. At a rough guess it was
+estimated that the party halted between two and three hundred feet below
+the ridge. On the presentation of the guides report the whole caravan
+turned back and reached Chamouni safely, but not entirely without
+incident, for the monotony of the descent and Mr. Taylor's head were
+broken by the fall of a big stone. This little accident, Mr. Pendlebury
+remarked with disinterested cheerfulness, was but a trifle. I have not
+been able to ascertain Mr. Taylor's views on the subject.
+
+When our party first essayed the ascent we knew none of the above
+particulars, save only that some mountaineers had endeavoured to reach the
+ridge but had failed to ascend to any great height. Of the actual cause of
+their ill success, and whether it were owing to the unpropitious elements
+or to the actual difficulties encountered, we were unaware.
+
+(M31)
+
+At the time of which I am writing, a somewhat novel mode of ascending
+mountains was coming into vogue, which consisted in waiting for a suitable
+day at headquarters, starting at unheard-of hours, and completing the
+expedition in one day--that is, within twenty-four hours. It was argued in
+support of this plan, that it was economical and that bivouacking was but
+a laborious and expensive method of obtaining discomfort. There are, said
+the advocates of the method, but few mountains in the Alps which cannot be
+ascended with much greater comfort in one day than in two. The day's climb
+is much more enjoyable when it is possible to start from sleeping quarters
+in which it is possible to sleep. The argument that repose in hotel beds,
+though undoubtedly more luxurious, was of comparatively little use if
+there were no time to enjoy it, was held to be little to the purpose. Some
+enthusiasts were wont to state that passing a night in a chalet, or those
+magnified sentry boxes called cabanes, constituted half the enjoyment on
+the expedition. This is a little strong--like the flavour of the
+cabanes--and if it were actually so the whole pleasure would be but small.
+The camper out arises in the morning from his delicious couch of soft
+new-mown hay in a spotty and sticky condition, attended with considerable
+local irritation, and feeling like a person who has recently had his hair
+cut, with a pinafore but loosely tied around his neck. Porters, like
+barbers, exhibit a propensity for indulging in garlic immediately before
+pursuing their avocation, which is not without discomfort to their
+employers. (And here I may note as a psychological fact that one action of
+this permeating vegetable is to induce confidential propensities in the
+consumer. The point may be deemed worthy of investigation, by personal
+experiment, by botanists and students of materia medica, men who in the
+interests of science are not prone to consider their personal comfort and
+finer sensibilities.) Again, in unsettled weather a fine day is often
+wasted by journeying up in the afternoon to some chalet, or hovel, merely
+to enjoy the pleasure of returning the following morning in the rain.
+There is some force too in the argument that but little actual time is
+gained by the first day's performance, for it is very difficult to start
+at anything like the prearranged hour for departure from a camp. An
+immensity of time is always spent in lighting the morning fire, preparing
+breakfast, and getting under way. On the other side, some little time is
+undoubtedly saved by discarding the wholly superfluous ceremony of
+washing, a process at once suggesting itself to the mind of the Briton
+abroad if he beholds a basin and cold water.
+
+The sum of the argument would seem to be that camping out in some one
+else's hut is but an unpleasant fiction; that if the climber chooses to go
+to the expense, he can succeed in making himself a trifle less comfortable
+in his own tent or under a rock than he would be in an hotel; and that he
+is the wisest man who refrains from bivouacking when it is not really
+necessary and is able to make the best of matters when it is: and
+undoubtedly for many of the recognised expeditions it is essential to have
+every possible minute of spare time in hand.
+
+(M32)
+
+We were naturally rather doubtful as to the successful issue of our
+expedition, at any rate at the first attempt, and we therefore impressed
+upon the guides the necessity of not divulging the plan. The secret,
+however, proved to be so big that it was too much for two, and they
+imparted consequently so much of the information as they had not adequate
+storage for in their own minds to any who chose to listen. Consequently
+our intentions were thoroughly well known before we started. There were in
+those days, perhaps, more good guides, at any rate there were fewer bad
+ones, in Chamouni than are to be found nowadays. We could not, however,
+obtain the services--even if we had desired them--of any of the local
+celebrities. As a matter of fact, we were both of opinion that a training
+in climbing, such as is acquired among the Oberland and Valais men by
+chamois hunting and constant rock work, would be most likely to have
+produced the qualities which would undoubtedly be needed on the aiguilles.
+
+The question of the efficiency of the Chamouni guides and of the Chamouni
+guide system, a question coeval with mountaineering itself, was burning
+then as fiercely as it does now. The Alpine Club had striven in vain to
+improve matters; they had pointed out that ability to answer a kind of
+mountaineering catechism did not in itself constitute a very reliable test
+of a peasant's power; they had pointed out too that the plan of electing a
+"guide chef" from the general body of guides was one most open to abuse,
+one sure to lead to favouritism and injustice, and one obviously ill
+calculated to bring to the front any specially efficient man. But
+unhappily the regulations of the body of guides were, and still are,
+entangled hopelessly in the French equivalent for red tape. Jealousy and
+mistrust of the German-speaking guides, whom serious mountaineers were
+beginning to import in rather formidable numbers, were beginning to awaken
+in the simple bosoms of the Savoyard peasants; and our proceedings were
+consequently looked upon with contemptuous disfavour by those who had any
+knowledge of our project.
+
+(M33)
+
+On August 18, 1873, we started. Our guides were Alexander Burgener as
+leader, Franz Andermatten, the best of companions, our guide, our friend,
+and sometimes our philosopher, as second string, while a taciturn porter
+of large frame and small mind, who came from the Saas valley, completed
+the tale. Of Burgener's exceptional talent in climbing difficult rocks we
+had had already good proof, and no doubt he was, and still is, a man of
+remarkable daring, endurance, and activity on rocks. I had reached then
+that stage in the mountaineering art at which a man is prone to consider
+the guide he knows best as, beyond all comparison, the best guide that
+could possibly exist. The lapse of years renders me perhaps better able
+now to form a dispassionate judgment of Burgener's capacity and skill.
+Both were very great. I have seen at their work most of the leaders in
+this department. Burgener never had the marvellous neatness and finish so
+characteristic of Melchior Anderegg, who, when mountaineering has passed
+away into the limbo of extinct sports, such as bear-baiting, croquet, and
+pell-mell, will, if he gets his deserts, even by those who remember
+Maguignaz, Carrel, Croz, and Almer, still be spoken of as _the_ best guide
+that ever lived. Nor was Burgener gifted with the same simple unaffected
+qualities which made Jakob Anderegg's loss so keenly felt, nor the
+lightness and agility of Rey or Jaun; but he united well in himself
+qualities of strength, carefulness, perseverance and activity, and
+possessed in addition the numerous attributes of observation, experience,
+and desire for improvement in his art which together make up what is
+spoken of as the natural instinct of guides. These were the qualities that
+made him a first-rate, indeed an exceptional, guide. _Nunc liberavi animam
+meam._ There is an old saying, involving a sound doctrine, that
+
+ When you flatter lay it on thick;
+ Some will come off, but a deal will stick.
+
+The porter proved himself a skilful and strong climber, but he was as
+silent as an oyster and, like that bivalve mollusc when the freshness of
+its youth has passed off, was perpetually on the gape.
+
+(M34)
+
+A hot walk--it always is hot along this part--took us up to the Montanvert.
+The moonlight threw quaint, fantastic shadows along the path and made the
+dewy gossamer filaments which swung from branch to branch across the track
+twinkle into grey and silver; and anything more aggravating than these
+spiders' threads at night it is hard to imagine. What earthly purpose
+these animals think they serve by this reckless nocturnal expenditure of
+bodily glue it is hard to say: possibly the lines are swung across in
+order that they may practise equilibrium; possibly the threads may serve
+as lines of escape and retreat after the male spinners have been a-wooing.
+The atmosphere through the wood was as stuffy as a ship's saloon in a
+storm, and we were right glad to reach the Montanvert at 3.30 A.M. Here,
+being athirst, we clamoured for refreshment. The landlord of the
+ramshackle hostelry at once appeared in full costume; indeed I observed
+that during the summer it was impossible to tell from his attire whether
+he had arisen immediately from bed or no. He seemed to act on the
+principle of the Norwegian peasant, who apparently undresses once a year
+when the winter commences, and resumes his garments when the light once
+more comes back and the summer season sets in. Our friend had cultivated
+to great perfection the art of half sleeping during his waking hours--that
+is, during such time as he might be called upon to provide entertainment
+for man and beast. Now at the Montanvert, during the tourists' season,
+this period extended over the whole twenty-four hours. It was necessary,
+therefore, in order that he might enjoy a proper physiological period of
+rest, for him to remain in a dozing state--a sort of aestival
+hybernation--for the whole time, which in fact he did; or else he was by
+nature a very dull person, and had actually a very restricted stock of
+ideas.
+
+The landlord produced at once a battered teapot with a little sieve
+dangling from its snout, which had been stewing on the hob, and poured out
+the contained fluid into two stalked saucers of inconvenient diameter.
+Stimulated by this watery extract, we entered into conversation together.
+The sight of a tourist with an ice axe led by a kind of reflex process to
+the landlord's unburdening his mind with his usual remarks. Like other
+natives of the valley he had but two ideas of "extraordinary" expeditions.
+"Monsieur is going to the Jardin?" he remarked. "No, monsieur isn't."
+"Then beyond a doubt monsieur will cross the Col du Geant?" he said,
+playing his trump card. "No, monsieur will not." "Pardon--where does
+monsieur expect to go to?" "On the present occasion we go to try the
+Aiguille du Dru." The landlord smiled in an aggravating manner. "Does
+monsieur think he will get up?" "Time will show." "Ah!" The landlord, who
+had a chronic cold in the head, searched for his pockethandkerchief, but
+not finding it, modified the necessary sniff into one of derision, and
+then demanded the usual exorbitant price for the refreshment, amounting to
+about five times the value of the teapot, sieve and all. We paid, and left
+him chuckling softly to himself at our insane idea, as he replaced the
+teapot on the hob in readiness for the next arrival. That landlord, though
+physically sleepy, was still wide awake in matters of finance. He once
+charged me five francs for the loan of a secondhand collection of holes
+which he termed a blanket.
+
+(M35)
+
+We got on to the glacier at the usual point and made straight across the
+slippery hummocks to the grass slope encircling the base of the Aiguille
+du Dru and the Glacier de la Charpoua. The glacier above gives birth to a
+feeble meandering little stream which wanders fitfully down the mountain
+side. At first we kept to the left, but after a while crossed the little
+torrent, and bearing more to the right plodded leisurely up the steep
+grass and rock slope. We had made good progress when of a sudden Franz
+gave a loud whistle and then fell flat down. The other two guides
+immediately followed his example and beckoned to us with excited
+gesticulations to behave in a similarly foolish manner. Thereupon we too
+sat down, and enquired what the purport of this performance might be. It
+turned out that there was a very little chamois about half a mile off.
+Knowing that it would be impossible to induce the guides to move on till
+the animal had disappeared, we seized the opportunity of taking an early
+breakfast. The guides meanwhile wriggled about on their stomachs, with
+eyes starting out of their heads, possessed by an extraordinary desire to
+miss no single movement of the object of their attention. "See, it moves,"
+said Franz in a whisper. "Himmel! it is feeding," said Burgener. "It must
+be the same that Johann saw three weeks ago." "Ach! no, that was but a
+little one" (no true chamois hunter will ever allow that a brother
+sportsman can possibly have set eyes on a larger animal than himself).
+"Truly it is fine." "Thunder weather! it moves its head." In their
+excitement I regretted that I could not share, not being well versed in
+hunting craft: my own experience of sport in the Alps being limited to
+missing one marmot that was sitting on a rock licking its paws. In due
+course the chamois walked away. Apparently much relieved by there being no
+further necessity to continue in their former uncomfortable attitudes, the
+guides sat up and fell to a warm discussion as to the size of the animal.
+A chamois is to a guide as a fish to the baffled angler or the last new
+baby to a monthly nurse, and is always pronounced to be beyond question
+the finest that has ever been seen. To this they agreed generally, but
+Franz, whose spirits had suddenly evaporated, now shook his head dismally,
+with the remark that it was unlucky to see a single chamois, and that we
+should have no success that day. Undaunted by his croaking, we pursued our
+way to the right side of the glacier, while our guide, who had a ballad
+appropriate to every occasion, sang rather gaspingly a tremulous little
+funeral dirge. We worked well across to the right, in order to obtain the
+best possible view of the Aiguille, and halted repeatedly while discussing
+the best point at which to attack the rocks. While thus engaged in
+reconnoitring close under the cliffs of the ridge running between the
+Aiguille Moine and the Aiguille Verte, a considerable block of ice,
+falling from the rocks above, whizzed past just in front of us and capered
+gaily down the slope. Hereupon we came rather rapidly to the conclusion
+that we had better proceed. Half an hour further on we reached the top of
+a steep little snow slope, and a point secure from falling stones and ice.
+Recognising that we must soon cross back to the rocks of the Dru, we tried
+to come to a final conclusion as to the way to be chosen. As usual,
+everybody pointed out different routes: even a vestry meeting could hardly
+have been less unanimous. Some one now ventured to put a question that had
+been troubling in reality our minds for some time past, viz. which of the
+peaks that towered above us was really the Aiguille du Dru. On the left
+there were two distinct points which, though close together, were
+separated apparently by a deep rift, and some distance to the right of the
+col which the previous party had tried to reach, a sharp tooth of rock
+towered up to a considerable height. Evidently, however, from its position
+this latter needle could not be visible from Chamouni or from the
+Montanvert. Again, it was clear that the mass comprising the two points
+close together must be visible from the valley, but which of the two was
+the higher? Alexander gave as his opinion that the more distant of these
+two points, that on the right, was the higher, and turned to the porter
+for confirmation. That worthy nodded his head affirmatively with extreme
+sagacity, evidently implying that he was of the same opinion. Franz on the
+other hand thought the left-hand peak was the one that we ought to make
+for, arguing that it most resembled the Dru as seen from the Montanvert,
+that there was probably little difference in height between the two, that
+our ascent would not be believed in unless we were to place a flag on the
+point visible from Chamouni, and finally that the left-hand peak seemed to
+be the easier, and would probably be found to conceal the sharper point of
+the right-hand summit. Having expressed these views, he in turn looked
+towards the porter to ascertain his sentiments. The porter, who was
+evidently of a complaisant temperament, nodded his head very vigorously to
+intimate that these arguments seemed the more powerful of the two to his
+mind, and then cocked his head on one side in a knowing manner, intended
+to express that he was studying the angles and that he was prepared to
+find himself in the right whichever view prevailed. We did not find out
+for certain till some time after that the right-hand summit, though
+concealed from view by the Montanvert, is very distinctly visible from
+Chamouni: excusable ignorance, as most of the Chamouni people are unaware
+of it to this day. Professor Forbes, as Mr. Douglas Freshfield has kindly
+pointed out to me, with his usual accuracy distinguished and also measured
+the two summits, giving their heights respectively as 12,178, and 12,245
+feet.(3) Knowing little as we did then of the details of the mountain, we
+followed Franz's advice and made for the left-hand peak, under the
+impression that if one proved accessible the other might also, and there
+really seemed no reason why we should not, if occasion demanded, ascend
+both.
+
+(M36)
+
+Leading up from the glacier two distinct lines of attack presented
+themselves. The right-hand ridge descends to the col very precipitously,
+but still we had some idea that the rocks did not look wholly impossible.
+Again, on the left of the Dru the rocks are cut away very abruptly and
+form the long precipitous ridge seen from the Montanvert. This ridge was
+so jagged that we could see no possible advantage in climbing to any part
+of it, except just at the termination where it merges into the
+south-western face of the main mountain. The choice therefore, in our
+judgment, lay between storming the mountain by the face right opposite to
+us or else making for the col and the right-hand ridge; but the latter was
+the route that Messrs. Pendlebury and Kennedy had followed, and we could
+not hope to succeed where such giants had failed. Burgener indeed wished
+to try, but the rest of the party were unanimously in favour of attempting
+to find a way up the face, a route that at the worst had the merit of
+novelty. We thought too that if a closer acquaintance proved that the
+crags were ill arranged for upward locomotion, we might be able to work
+round on the face and so reach the col by a more circuitous route. With
+the naked eye--especially a myopic one--the rocks appeared unpromising
+enough; while viewed through the telescope the rocks looked utterly
+impossible. But little faith, however, can be rested in telescopic
+observations of a mountain, so far as the question of determining a route
+is concerned. Amateurs, who, as a rule, understand the use of a telescope
+much better than guides, have not the requisite experience to determine
+the value of what they see, while but few guides see enough to form any
+basis for determination. Moreover, the instrument we carried with us,
+though it had an extraordinary number of sections and pulled out like the
+ill-fated tradesman's trousers in a pantomime, was not a very remarkable
+one in the matter of definition. Still it is always proper and orthodox to
+look at a new peak through the telescope, and we were determined not to
+neglect any formality on the present occasion.
+
+(M37)
+
+We were now rather more than half-way up the Glacier de la Charpoua. To
+reach the most promising-looking point at which we might hope to get on
+the rocks, it was necessary to travel straight across the snow at about
+the level on which we stood. Now, this Glacier de la Charpoua is not
+constructed on ordinary principles. Instead of the orthodox transverse
+bergschrund it possesses a longitudinal crack running up its whole length,
+a peculiarity that vexed us hugely. Half a dozen times did we attempt to
+cross by some tempting-looking bridge, but on each occasion we were
+brought to a stand by impassable crevasses; then had to turn back, go up a
+little farther, and try again. It was already late in the day and we could
+ill spare the time lost in this to and fro movement. Eventually we reached
+a little patch of rocks not far from the head of the glacier. No sooner
+had we reached these rocks than the guides hunted up a suitable place and
+concealed some utterly worthless property as carefully as if they expected
+evil-minded marauders to be wandering about, seeking what they might
+pilfer. Having effected the cache with due care, Franz once again burst
+into a strange carol, the burden of which was unintelligible, but the
+chorus made frequent allusion to "der Teufel." We now saw that, after all,
+the only feasible plan would be to cut our way still higher up a steep
+slope, and thus to work right round, describing a large curve. An
+occasional step required to be scraped, for the glacier is in shadow till
+late in the morning, owing to the Aiguille Verte intervening and cutting
+off the sun's rays. Throughout the day our second guide had been burning
+with a desire to exhibit the good qualities of the most portentous ice axe
+I ever saw, an instrument of an unwieldy character resembling a labourer's
+pick on the top of a May pole. Its dimensions were monstrous and its
+weight preposterous: moreover, the cutting spike had an evil curve and,
+instead of hewing out blocks of ice neatly, preferred to ram a huge hole
+in the slope and stick fast therein, while a quiver ran through its mighty
+frame and communicated itself to the striker, who shuddered at each blow
+as after taking a dose of very bitter physic. However, Franz was so proud
+of his halberd that we were obliged to sacrifice rapid progress to the
+consideration of his feelings, and he was accordingly sent on to cut the
+steps which were now found necessary. With no little exertion did he
+construct a staircase of which the steps were about the size of foot
+baths, and with no slight impatience did we watch his gymnastics and
+athletic flourishes, which were a sort of mixture of tossing the caber and
+throwing the hammer combined with a touch of polo. Ultimately we were able
+to quit the glacier for the actual face of the mountain, at a point
+probably not very much below that struck by the previous party; but it was
+our intention at once to bear off to the left.
+
+(M38)
+
+We blundered a little on the rocks at first after the long spell of
+snow-walking. A cry from Franz caused us to look round, and we perceived
+that he had got entangled with the big axe, the spike of which was
+sticking into the third button of his waistcoat, causing him, as the
+strain on the rope above and below folded him up in a rather painful
+manner, to assume the attitude of a mechanical toy monkey on a stick.
+Fearing that he might be placed in the condition in which cats' meat is
+usually offered for sale, we slackened the rope and saved him from
+impending perforation, but with the result that the axe bounded off down
+the slope, turned two or three summersaults, and then stuck up defiantly
+in a distant patch of snow, looking like a sign-post. While Franz went off
+to recover his loved treasure we huddled together on a very little ledge
+of rock, and sat there in a row like busts on a shelf--if the simile be not
+considered anatomically inappropriate. But these delays had wasted much
+time, and already success seemed doubtful. Little time could now be
+devoted to consultation, and little good would have come of it; now that
+we were on the rocks the only thing to do was to go straight on and see
+what would happen. At the same time we had a dim consciousness that we
+were considerably to the right of the best line of ascent. Our "general
+idea"--to borrow a military phrase of which, by the way, it may be remarked
+that the idea in question is usually confined to the general and is not
+shared in by the troops--consisted in making for the left-hand side or
+Montanvert aspect of the final peak. We set our teeth, whatever that may
+mean, then fell to with a will and for some two hours went with scarcely a
+check. And a rare two hours' climb we had. The very thought of it makes
+the pen travel swiftly over the paper, as the scene comes back in every
+detail. How Burgener led the way without hesitation and almost without
+mistake; how our second guide chattered unceasingly, caring nought for a
+listener; how they both stuck to the rocks like limpets; how the big axe
+got in everybody's way; how the rope got caught on every projecting spur
+of rock, jerking back the unwary, or when loose sweeping down showers of
+small angular stones from the little platforms and ridges, thereby
+engendering ill blood and contumely; how the silent porter climbed
+stolidly after us, and in the plenitude of his taciturn good-humour poked
+at us from below with his staff at inconvenient moments and in sensitive
+places; how at one moment we were flat against the rock, all arms and
+legs, like crushed spiders, and at another gathered into great loops like
+a cheese maggot on the point of making a leap; how a volley of little
+stones came whistling cheerily down from above, playfully peppering us all
+round; how our spirits rose with our bodies till we became as excited as
+children: of all these things it boots not to give any detailed
+description. Those who can recollect similar occasions need but to be
+reminded of them, and, to tell the truth, the minutiae, though they are so
+graven upon the mind that a clear impression could be struck off years
+afterwards, are apt to prove somewhat tedious. Two facts I may note. One,
+that the rocks were at first very much easier than was expected; another,
+that we should have done better had we discarded the rope on this part of
+the climb: the rocks were hardly a fit place for those who could not
+dispense with its use. Ever and anon the guides' spirits would rise to
+that level which may be called the shouting point, and they would joedel
+till they were black in the face, while the melodious roll of sound echoed
+cheerily back from the distant cliffs of the Aiguille Moine. And so we
+journeyed up.
+
+(M39)
+
+Meanwhile the weather had changed; black clouds had come rolling up and
+were gathering ominously above us; it was evident that we had no chance of
+reaching the summit that day, even if it were practicable, but still we
+persevered desperately in the hope of seeing some possible route for a
+future attack. Progress, however, on a rock peak is necessarily slow when
+there are five on the rope, and we should probably have done more wisely
+if we had divided into two parties. We kept well to the left to a point on
+the face where a huge tower of rock stands four-square to all the winds of
+heaven that blow; and above us, as a matter of fact, there seemed to be a
+good many winds. This landmark, very conspicuous and characteristic of
+these aiguilles, seemed to be close to the ridge, but on reaching it we
+found that there was still a stiff passage intervening between us and the
+point from which we could overlook the other side of the mountain. Now we
+bore to the right and the climbing became more difficult. We made our way
+straight up a very shallow gully and finally reached a point on the
+western ridge overlooking the Montanvert, close to where this ridge merges
+into the corresponding face of the peak. Here a halt was called, for two
+reasons. In the first place a few flakes of snow were softly falling
+around and the gathering clouds betokened more to follow. Secondly, so far
+as we could judge through the mist, it was apparently impossible to ascend
+any higher from the place we had reached. So we cast off the rope and
+clambered separately to various points of vantage to survey the work that
+lay before us. The summit of the peak, enveloped in thin cloud, appeared
+to tower no great height above us, but we were too close under the cliff
+to estimate its elevation very correctly. At the time we thought that if
+we could only keep up the pace at which we had been going, an hour's climb
+would have sufficed to reach the top. We found, it may be remarked
+parenthetically, that we were egregiously in error in this estimate some
+years later. The shifting clouds made the rock face--that is, the small
+extent of it that we could see at all--look much more difficult than in all
+probability it actually was. Through the mists we made out, indistinctly,
+a formidable-looking irregular crack in the rock face running very
+straight up and rather to our left, which apparently constituted the only
+possible route from our position to a higher level. But from where we
+stood we could not have reached the lower end of this crack without a
+ladder of about fifty feet in length, and the mist entirely prevented us
+from judging whether we could reach it by a detour. The choice lay between
+hunting for some such line or else in trying what seemed on the whole more
+practicable, viz. working round by the north-east face again, so as to
+search for a more easy line of ascent. But the latter alternative would
+have involved of necessity a considerable descent. While we debated what
+course to take the mists swept up thicker and thicker from below, and in a
+moment the peak above us was concealed and all the view cut off. A
+piercingly cold wind began to rise and a sharp storm of hail and sleet
+descended. Hints were dropped about the difficulty of descending rocks
+glazed over with ice with a proper amount of deliberation. It was
+obviously impossible to go up and might soon become very difficult to go
+down. The question was not actually put, but, in conformity with what was
+evidently the general sense of the meeting, we somewhat reluctantly made
+up our minds to return. A dwarf stone man was constructed, the rope
+readjusted, and half an hour's descent put us out of the mist and snow. We
+stopped again and stared upwards blankly at the leve line of mist hanging
+heavily against the peak. Burgener now came forward with a definite
+resolution and proposed that we should stay where we were for the night
+and try again the next day. This was referred to a sub-committee, who
+reported against the suggestion on the ground that the stock of provisions
+left consisted of a tablespoonful of wine, four rolls, and a small piece
+of cheese which had strayed from the enveloping paper in the porter's
+pocket and as a consequence smelt of tobacco and was covered with hairs
+and fluff. These articles of diet were spread on a rock and we mentally
+calculated the exact proportion that would fall to each man's share if we
+attempted, as proposed, to subsist on them for a day and a half. But
+little deliberation was required. We decided at once to return. The porter
+gathered the fragments lovingly together and replaced them with other
+curious articles in his side pocket. By 8.30 P.M. we were back at
+Chamouni, having been out a little under twenty hours.
+
+(M40)
+
+A day or two later we made up our minds to start once more. Great
+preparations were made for an early departure, the idea that we should
+find it distasteful to start at the hour at which a London ball begins
+being scouted, as it usually is over-night. We impressed on an intelligent
+"boots" with great earnestness the absolute necessity of waking us
+precisely at midnight, and then went to our repose, feeling about as much
+inclined for sleep as a child does during the afternoon siesta intended to
+prepare it for the glories of a pantomime. The "boots" did not fail; in
+fact he was extra-punctual, as our departure was the signal for his
+retiring. At midnight the party assembled in the little courtyard in front
+of the hotel, but a dismal sight met our gaze. Under the influence of a
+warm sou'-wester, thick black clouds had filled the valley, and a gentle
+drizzle reminded us of the balmy climate of our own metropolis in
+November. Our Alpine tour for the season was nearly at an end, and we
+gazed despondently around. Ultimately one practical person suggested that
+if we did not go to the mountain we might as well go to bed, and the
+practical person endorsed his suggestion by walking off. A scurvy
+practical joke did the clerk of the weather play on us that night. In the
+morning the bright sunbeams came streaming in through the window, the sky
+was cloudless and the outline of every peak was sharply defined in the
+clear air. A more perfect morning for the expedition could hardly have
+been chosen. Some ill-timed remarks at breakfast referring pointedly to
+people who talk a good deal over-night about early starts, and the deep
+concern of the "boots" at our presumed slothfulness, goaded us to
+desperation. We determined to start again and to have one more try the
+next day whatever the weather might prove to be. Once more we found
+ourselves in the small hours of the morning on the path leading to Les
+Ponts. Had it not been for the previous day's lesson we should probably
+have turned back from this point, for the whole of the mountain opposite
+was concealed in thick drifting mist. The guides flatly refused to go on
+as matters stood. We were determined on our side not to give it up, and so
+a compromise was effected. It was agreed to wait for an hour or two and
+see if matters mended. So we stretched ourselves out on a damp sloping
+rock, prepared to resume our journey at the slightest indication of a
+change for the better. Rest at such a time even under these hard, not to
+say stony, conditions is seductive, and, as we lay half dozing, strange
+heretical thoughts came crowding into the mind. Why toil up this mountain
+when one can rest in luxury on these knobby rocks? Why labour over the
+shifting moraine, the deceitful glacier, the slippery rock? What is the
+good of it all? Can it be vanity or----"Vorwaerts!" The dream vanished as the
+cheery cry broke out from the guide engaged on outpost duty, and as we
+rose and stretched ourselves the whole aspect of affairs seemed changed. A
+distinct break in the clouds at the head of the Mer de Glace gave promise
+of better things in store, and we felt almost guilty of having wasted an
+hour or more at our halt. The break became larger and larger, and before
+long the great cloud banks resolved into one huge streamer flying from the
+summit of the peak. I fancy that, at any rate in the early stages of
+mountaineering, many good chances are thrown away on such days, for guides
+are as a rule somewhat prone to despondency in the early morning hours.
+Once started, however, they became wondrously keen, complained of our
+delay, and even asserted with some effrontery that they had predicted fine
+weather all the time, and this without a blush; still some one rather
+neatly defined blushing as a suffusion least seldom seen in those who have
+the most occasion for it, and guides share with politicians a certain
+power of manipulating their opinions to suit the exigencies of the moment.
+The traces of our former attempt assisted us materially on the glacier.
+Our plan of attack consisted in getting on the rocks at our former point,
+but working on this occasion much more directly up the face. Burgener
+conceived that by following this line of assault we should be able to
+ascend, by means of a gully which existed only in his own imagination, to
+a more practicable part of the peak. Between the two summits of the
+Aiguille du Dru may be seen, at any rate in photographs, a
+tempting-looking streak of snow: it seemed possible, if we could once
+reach the lower point of this streak, to follow its line upwards. The
+lower peak of the Dru is well rounded on its eastern face, and the rocks
+appear more broken than in other parts of the mountain.
+
+(M41)
+
+If we could but once reach the cleft between the peaks there seemed every
+chance of our being able to reach the lower summit. At the outset progress
+was fast. We followed our former line till we were in sight of the rock
+tower and then at once bore off to the right. The climbing was rather more
+difficult, at least it seemed so to us in those days, than on the other
+part of the mountain with which we had previously made acquaintance. A
+series of short flat gullies had to be climbed, but there were exceedingly
+few inequalities to help us. The rope was of little or no use and might
+perhaps have been laid aside with advantage. We soon found that we had
+reached a higher point than at our previous attempt, and as the leader
+constantly returned favourable reports our spirits rose; so elated in fact
+did we become that the exact formalities to be observed on reaching the
+top were seriously discussed whenever the occasion offered for
+conversation, which was not very often. Old Franz chattered away to
+himself, as was his wont when matters went well, and on looking back on
+one occasion I perceived the strange phenomenon of a smile illuminating
+the porter's features. Howbeit, this worthy spake no words of
+satisfaction, but pulled ever at his empty pipe. By dint of wriggling over
+a smooth sloping stone slab we had got into a steep rock gully which
+promised to lead us to a good height. Burgener, assisted by much pushing
+and prodding from below and aided on his own part by much snorting and
+some strong language, had managed to climb on to a great overhanging
+boulder that cut off the view from the rest of the party below. As he
+disappeared from sight we watched the paying out of the rope with as much
+anxiety as a fisherman eyes his vanishing line when the salmon runs.
+Presently the rope ceased to move and we waited for a few moments in
+suspense. We felt that the critical moment of the expedition had arrived,
+and the fact that our own view was exceedingly limited made us all the
+more anxious to hear the verdict. "How does it look?" we called out. The
+answer came back in patois, a bad sign in such emergencies. For a minute
+or two an animated conversation was kept up; then we decided to take
+another opinion and accordingly hoisted up our second guide. The chatter
+was redoubled. "What does it look like?" we shouted again. "Not possible
+from where we are," was the melancholy answer, and in a tone that crashed
+at once all our previous elation. I could not find words at the moment to
+express my disappointment: but the porter could and gallantly he came to
+the rescue. He opened his mouth for the first time and spoke, and he said
+very loud indeed that it was "verdammt." Precisely: that is just what it
+was. Having made this short speech, the porter allowed the smile to fade
+away from his features, shook out some imaginary ashes and proceeded to
+light some visionary tobacco, sucking at a lighted match through the
+medium of an empty pipe. It seemed hard to believe at first that we were
+to be baulked when so near the summit, and it was not till the guides had
+tried again and again to storm the almost vertical wall of smooth rock and
+had shown the utter impossibility of turning it either right or left, that
+we felt we were really beaten. One more forlorn chance remained: we might
+try the west face of the mountain from the spot we had reached at our
+first attempt, when the weather had prevented us from making any further
+progress. Had there been more time at our disposal we should have done
+better to try another line of ascent more to our right, that is, nearer to
+the col, and it might be possible to reach the cleft between the two
+summits by this means. As for the snow streak which looked so tempting at
+a distance, it is a delusion and a snare, if the latter term be applicable
+to a place which appears to be much more difficult to get into than it
+probably would be to get out of. We had already pretty fully realised that
+the mountain was more difficult to ascend than we had ever contemplated,
+and it seemed advisable at the moment to make for some definite point
+which at any rate we felt sure of reaching and to study the peak in detail
+to the best of our ability; so we made towards our cairn, though with
+little hope of gaining much knowledge thereby.
+
+(M42)
+
+Without much difficulty, but not without some little danger from falling
+stones (though on the whole, the mountain is remarkably free from these
+annoyances, there being as a matter of fact but few loose stones to fall),
+we reached our former point and were able to judge distinctly of how much
+higher we had reached at our second attempt. We saw also that upward
+progress from the point on which we stood would not be possible, but it
+must be remembered that we were able only to see a small strip of the
+mountain lying directly above. Every crag that was not absolutely vertical
+appeared to overhang, and the few small cracks that might have afforded
+hand and foot hold led nowhere in particular. Altogether the view was
+depressing although limited. There was no time to hunt about for other
+routes, or we should certainly have done so, for we felt that though
+beaten our discomfiture only arose from the fact that we had chosen a
+wrong line of ascent. Possibly within a few yards of us lay a feasible
+route, but we knew not on which side it might be. Here it occurred to the
+porter for the first time that his pipe was empty and had been so all day:
+he thereupon made his second remark, which consisted in an audible request
+for something to put in it. We had dragged up with us (as a matter of fact
+the porter had carried it the whole time) some 200 feet of rope, thinking
+it might help us in the descent, but the part of the mountain on which we
+were presents no more difficulties in this respect than does Avernus.
+
+(M43)
+
+Arrived on the snow slope opposite the rock face on which we had been
+climbing during the day, we stopped, extended the telescope, and tried to
+make out our exact line, and endeavoured also to discover what had been
+our error; no easy task, as any persons of experience will admit. At any
+time the appearance of this peak is deceptive, and the outline no more
+guides you to a knowledge of the natural details than does the outline of
+a fashionable lady's dress. But as we looked the mountain seemed flattened
+out by reason of a blue evening mist which obscured all the
+irregularities. So we turned and resumed our journey down, running hard
+across the Mer de Glace, for the shades of night drew on apace, and
+reached Chamouni at 8.30 in the evening, leaving the guides at the
+Montanvert with half a bottle of thin red wine between three of them. We
+were overtaken by Edouard Cupelin, one of the best of the Chamouni guides,
+at any rate on rock mountains, on our way down, and he gave us a rather
+sensational account of his own adventures on the peak. In justice to him
+it should be mentioned that he was almost the only Chamouni guide who
+seemed to think the ascent possible, and in his opinion the general line
+that we had adopted was the correct one. Our second expedition thus from
+first to last occupied about 201/2 hours, but the halts were not nearly so
+numerous as on the first occasion. The experience of our two days'
+climbing led us to the conclusion that Cupelin was right. From the
+peculiar character of the rocks and the fact that our climbing lay chiefly
+along short flat gullies we were unable, as already remarked, to get a
+very clear idea of any part of the mountain except that on which we were
+actually engaged, and we were led to the opinion that the only plan to
+find a possible route would consist in trying in succession from below the
+different parts of the southern face. The final peak, which from this side
+shoots up clearly defined from the great mass of the mountain, seemed to
+us tolerably easy of ascent provided one could reach the base. A sort of
+depression extends three parts of the way round, and the edge of this
+shallow moat appeared to be defended by an inaccessible belt of vertical
+rock. The actual rocks were wholly unlike any met with elsewhere in our
+experience. Great vertical slabs were fitted together with an accuracy
+which was beautiful in its perfection, but irritating beyond conception to
+the climber. Progress upwards, when above the level of the col,
+necessitated a series of fatiguing gymnastics like swimming uphill, but
+the rocks where they were possible proved invariably firm and good. On
+both occasions we were stopped by sheer difficulty and probably saw the
+mountain at its very best. The snow on the rocks, which proved such a
+formidable difficulty to Mr. Pendlebury's party, had almost entirely
+disappeared before our assault. The rocks were warm and the weather on the
+second day was perfect.
+
+(M44)
+
+Such is the history of our first two attempts to climb this mountain. They
+served but to whet our appetite for success, but it was not till years
+after that we were fortunate enough to meet with that success.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IV.
+
+
+ A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY
+
+
+ The art of meteorological vaticination--The climate we leave our
+ homes for--Observations in the valley--The diligence arrives and
+ shoots its load--Types of travellers--The Alpine habitue--The elderly
+ spinster on tour--A stern Briton--A family party--We seek fresh
+ snow-fields--The Bietschhorn--A sepulchral bivouac--On early starts
+ and their curious effects on the temperament--A choice of routes--A
+ deceptive ice gully--The avalanches on the Bietschhorn--We work up
+ to a dramatic situation--The united party nearly fall out--A limited
+ panorama--A race for home--Caught out--A short cut--Driven to
+ extremities--The water jump--An aged person comes to the rescue--A
+ classical banquet at Ried--The old cure and his hospitality--A
+ wasted life?
+
+
+The summer season of 1878 was one of the worst on record. Meteorologists,
+by a species of climatic paradox, might have had a fine time of it;
+mountaineers had a most wet and disagreeable time of it. The weather
+prophets easily established a reputation for infallibility--according to
+the accepted modern standard of vaticination--by predicting invariably evil
+things. They were thus right five times out of six, which will readily be
+acknowledged as very creditable in persons who were uninspired, save by a
+desire to exalt themselves in the eyes of their fellow tourists. But, as
+in the case of that singularly hopeful person Tantalus, the torture was
+rendered more artistic and aggravating by sporadic promise of better
+things. One day the rock aiguilles were powdered over and white-speckled
+with snow. The climber looked up longingly at the heights above, but
+visions of numbing cold and frost-bitten fingers caused him to thrust the
+latter members into his pockets and turn away with a sigh, to put it
+mildly, and avert his gaze from the chilling spectacle. Then would he
+follow his daily practice--his thrice-a-daily practice in all
+probability--of overeating himself. Perhaps, while still engaged at _table
+d'hote_ in consuming, at any rate in masticating, the multiform dish
+generically named "chevreuil," the glow of a rosy sunset, and the hope of
+brighter things in store for the morrow, would attract him to the window.
+
+(M45)
+
+The next day would produce scorching heat, a clear sky, a rising
+barometer, and a revival of spirits; diet, as the physicians say, as
+before. The powdered snow would disappear off the ledges and, melting,
+distribute itself more uniformly over the rocks, which as a result
+presented a shining appearance, as the morning face of a schoolboy or the
+Sunday face of a general servant. At night a clear sky and a sharp frost
+in the high regions, and the next day the mountain would be more
+impossible than ever. Still, recognising that another few hours of
+grateful sunshine would cause the thin film of ice glazing the rocks to
+melt and evaporate, the energetic climber (and we were very energetic that
+year) would summon his guides and all his resolution, pack up his traps,
+and start for a bivouac up aloft, to return, in all probability, at the
+end of twenty-four hours, in a downfall of rain and in the condition of
+steamy moisture so tersely described by Mr. Mantalini. Such, during July
+1878, was our lot day after day in the glorious Alpine climate. We paced
+up and down, with the regularity of sentries, between our camp on the
+Aiguille du Dru and Couttet's hotel at Chamouni. Occasionally we ascended
+some distance up the Glacier de la Charpoua and took observations. Once or
+twice we proceeded far enough on the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru to prove
+the impossibility of ascending them to any great height. Still we were
+loth to depart and run the risk of losing a favourable opportunity of
+assaulting the mountain with any chance of success. It fell out thus that
+we had good opportunities of observing our fellow creatures and the
+various types of travellers who, notwithstanding the weather, still
+crowded into Chamouni; for it was only on rock peaks such as the Aiguille
+du Dru, or difficult mountains like the Aiguille Verte, that climbing was
+impossible. This condition of things did not affect to any very
+appreciable extent the perambulating peasants who constitute the vast
+majority of the body known as guides in Chamouni. These worthies merely
+loafed a little more than they were wont to do, if that be possible.
+Perhaps the gathering invariably to be found, during twenty hours out of
+the twenty-four, at the cross roads near Tairraz's shop was still more
+numerously attended, and there was some slight increase in the number of
+sunburnt individuals who found intellectual exercise sufficient to
+apologise for their existence in wearing their hands in their pockets,
+smoking indifferent tobacco, expectorating indiscriminately, and uttering
+statements devoid of sense or point to anybody who cared to listen. The
+weather had no effect on them; whether wet or dry, cold or warm, they
+still occupied themselves from June to September in the same manner. Once
+in the early morning, and once again about five o'clock in the evening,
+were they momentarily galvanised out of their listlessness by the arriving
+and departing diligences.
+
+(M46)
+
+On the arrival of the caravan the contingent was usually reinforced by
+some of our own countrymen. The proper attitude for the English visitor at
+Chamouni to assume, when watching the evening incursion of tourists,
+consisted in leaning against the wall on the south side of the street, and
+so to pose himself as to indicate independence of the proceedings and to
+wear an expression of indifference tinged with a suggestion of cynical
+humour. This was usually accomplished by wearing the hands in the pockets,
+tilting the hat a little over the eyes, crossing the legs, and laughing
+unduly at the remarks of companions, whether audible or not. Some few
+considered that smoking a wooden pipe assisted the realisation of the
+effect intended: others apparently held that a heavy object held in the
+mouth interfered with the expression. I have observed that these same
+onlookers were bitterly indignant at the ordeal they had to pass through
+on returning to their native shores via Folkestone, when clambering
+wearily with leaden eyes and sage-green complexions up the pier steps. Yet
+the diligence travellers, begrimed with dust, stung of horse flies,
+cramped, choked, and so jolted that they recognised more bony prominences
+than previous anatomical knowledge had ever led them to expect they
+possessed, were none the less objects of pity. Still human nature is
+always worthy of study, and those who arrived, together with those who
+went to see them arrive, were equally interesting under the depressing
+climatic influences which so often forbade us to take our pleasure
+elsewhere.
+
+(M47)
+
+It was curious to note how, day after day, the diligence on its arrival
+released from the cramped thraldom of its uncomfortable seats almost
+exactly the same load. As the great lumbering yellow vehicle came within
+sight, one or two familiar faces would be seen craning out to catch the
+first sight of an old guide or mountain friend. These _habitues_ as a rule
+secured for themselves the corner seats. We knew exactly what their
+luggage would be. A bundle of axes like Roman "fasces" would be handed out
+first, with perhaps a little unnecessary ostentation, followed by a coil
+of rope which might have been packed up in the portmanteau, but usually
+was not; then a knapsack, with marks on the back like a map of the
+continent of America if the owner was an old hand, and a spotless minute
+check if he were only trying to look like one. The owners of the knapsacks
+would be clad in suits that once were dittos, flannel shirts and the
+familiar British wide-awake, the new aspirants for mountaineering fame
+decorating their head gear with snow spectacles purchased in Geneva. Very
+business-like would they show themselves in collecting their luggage
+before anybody else; then, with a knowing look at the mountains, they
+would make their way to Couttet's. Next, perhaps, would follow a party of
+some two or three spinsters travelling alone and as uncertain about their
+destination as they were of their age. To attract such, some of the hotel
+proprietors, more astute than their fellows, despatched to the scene of
+action porters of cultivated manners and obsequious demeanour, who seldom
+failed, by proving themselves to be "such nice polite men, my dear," to
+ensnare the victims. Burdened with the numerous parcels and odd little
+bags this class of traveller greatly affects, the nicely mannered porter
+would lead the way to the hotel or pension, probably bestowing, as he
+passed, a wink on some friend among the guides, who recognised at once the
+type of tourist that would inevitably visit the Montanvert, probably the
+Chapeau and possibly the Flegere, and recognising too the type in whom
+judicious compliments were not likely to be invested without satisfactory
+results. Such people invariably enquired if they could not be taken _en
+pension_. Somewhat frugal as regards diet, especially breakfast, but with
+astounding capacities for swallowing _table d'hote_ dinners or such
+romance as the guides might be pleased to invent on the subject of their
+own prowess and exploits. Charming old ladies these often were, as pleased
+with the novelty of everything they saw around them as a gutter child in a
+country meadow. Their nature changes marvellously in the Alps. Scarcely
+should we recognise in the small wiry traveller in the mountains the same
+individual whom we might meet in town--say in the neighbourhood of
+Bloomsbury. I have noticed such a one not a hundred miles from there whose
+energy for sight-seeing when in the Alps surpassed all belief. Yet here
+she seemed but a little, wrinkled, bent-in-the-back old woman, flat of
+foot, reckless at crossings, finding difficulty on Sunday mornings in
+fishing a copper out of her reticule for the crossing sweeper, by reason
+of the undue length of the finger-tips to her one-buttoned black kid
+gloves, and accompanied on week days, perhaps for the sake of contrast, by
+a sprightly little black and tan dog of so arrogant a disposition that it
+declined to use in walking all the legs which Providence had furnished it.
+Next, perhaps, the British paterfamilias, who might or might not be a
+clergyman, most intractable of tourists; ever prone to combine instruction
+with amusement for the benefit of his bored family, slightly relaxing on
+week days, but rigid and austere on Sundays beyond conception. And then
+the foreign sub-Alpine walker or "intrepide," clad in special garments of
+local make and highly vaunted efficiency, garrulous, smoky, voracious, a
+trifle greasy, and dealing habitually in ecstatic hendecasyllables
+expressive of admiration of everything he saw. Next the family party,
+possibly with a courier, with whom the younger members were, as a rule,
+unduly familiar: the boys wearing tailed shooting coats, consorting but
+ill with Eton turn-down collars, groaning under the burden of green baize
+bags containing assorted guide books, strange receptacles for the
+umbrellas of the party, and with leathern wallets slung around their
+shoulders, stuffed with the useless articles boys cherish and love to
+carry with them; the girls awkwardly conscious and feeling ill at ease by
+reason of the practical dresses, boots, and head gear devised for them at
+home, looking tenderly after a collection of weakly sticks tipped with
+chamois horns and decorated with a spirally arranged list of localities;
+the whole party in an excessively bad temper, which the boys exhibited by
+pummelling and thumping when "pa" was not looking and the girls by little
+sniffs, head tossings, and pointed remarks at each other that they had no
+idea what guys they looked. It will be observed that the constant bad
+weather induced a cynical condition of mind.
+
+(M48)
+
+We made up our minds, notwithstanding the attractions of this varied
+company, to quit them for a while, to seek fresh snow-fields and glaciers
+new, and to leave the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru for a time unmolested.
+At the suggestion of Jaun we betook ourselves to the Oberland for a
+contemplated ascent of the Bietschhorn by a new route. Under a tropical
+sun we made our way by the interminable zigzags through the Trient valley
+down to Vernayaz, where we met again, like the witches in "Macbeth," in
+thunder and in rain. Our project was to ascend the Bietschhorn from the
+Visp side and descend it by the usual route to Ried. This form of novelty
+had become so common in mountaineering that a new word had been coined
+expressly to describe such expeditions, and the climber, if he succeeded
+in his endeavour, was said to have "colled" the peak. The phrase, however,
+was only admissible on the first occasion, and it was subsequently
+described by any who followed, in more prosaic terms, as going up one side
+and down the other.
+
+(M49)
+
+We did not experience any unusual difficulty in leaving Visp tolerably
+early in the morning. The chorus of frogs, who were in remarkably fine
+voice that night in the neighbouring swamps, kept us awake, and the proper
+musical contrast was provided by the alto humming of some hungry
+mosquitoes. Our plan of assault was to camp somewhere at the head of the
+Baltschieder Thal, which is a dreary stony valley with only a few huts
+that would scarcely be considered habitable even by a London
+slum-landlord. The living inhabitants appeared to consist of three unkempt
+children, two pigs, one imbecile old man, and a dog with a fortuitous
+family. On the whole, therefore, we came to the conclusion that nature
+would probably provide better accommodation than the local architectural
+art, and a short search revealed a most luxurious bivouac, close to the
+left moraine of the Baltschieder Glacier, under the shelter of the
+Faeschhorn and a little above the level of the ice fall. A huge, flat slab
+of rock formed the roof of a wedge-shaped cavity capable of holding at
+least six persons, if disposed in a horizontal position. The space between
+the floor and the roof, it is true, was not much more than three feet; but
+the chamber, though well sheltered, demanded no ventilating tubes to
+ensure a proper supply of fresh air. Having a little spare time and being
+luxuriously inclined, we decided to sleep on spring beds. First we swept
+the stone floor, then covered it with a thick layer of dry rhododendron
+branches, over which were laid large sods of dried peat grass, and the
+beds were complete. The pointed ends of the twigs showed rather a tendency
+to penetrate through the grassy covering during the night, but otherwise
+the mattresses were all that could be desired. About two in the morning we
+got up--that is, we would have got up had it not been physically impossible
+to do so by reason of the lowness of the roof. A more correct expression
+would be perhaps to say that we turned out, rolling from under the shelter
+of the slab one after another. By the dim light of an ineffective candle,
+poked into the neck of a broken bottle, we found it no easy matter to
+collect all the articles which the guides had of course unpacked and
+stowed away as if they were going to stay a week; indeed, a certain bottle
+of seltzer water will probably still be found--at any rate the bottle
+will--by anyone who seeks repose in the same quarters.
+
+(M50)
+
+We started in the usual frame of mind--that is to say, everybody was
+exceedingly facetious for about three minutes. In about ten minutes one of
+the party, who would slake his thirst unduly at a crystal spring near the
+bivouac the previous evening, found that his boot lace was untied;
+circumstances which do not seem associated at first sight, but are not,
+nevertheless, infrequently observed. So again have I often remarked that a
+good dinner overnight develops in an astonishing manner admiration for
+distant views when ascending on the subsequent day. Within a quarter of an
+hour the amateurs of the party ceased to indulge in conversation, their
+remarks dying away into a species of pained silence similar to that which
+is induced in youthful voluptuaries by the premature smoking of clay
+pipes. The guides, however, seldom if ever desisted from dialogue, and
+never for the purpose of listening to each other's remarks. Still, the
+respiratory process is governed by the same conditions in the case of
+guides as in other mortals, and though they would scorn to stoop to the
+boot-lace subterfuge, and feel that a sudden admiration for scenery would
+deceive no one, they yet found it necessary before long to distribute
+their burdens more equally; a process achieved by halting, untying several
+strings, taking out several parcels and replacing them in the same
+positions. By these various methods we acquired what athletes call "second
+wind" and stepped out more strongly. We crossed a moraine of the usual
+inconsistency--however, the subject of loose moraines has been, I fancy,
+touched upon by other writers. The Baltschieder Glacier sweeps at a right
+angle round a mountain christened, not very originally, the Breithorn.
+This particular member of that somewhat numerous family blocks up the head
+of the Baltschieder Thal. We skirted the north base of the Breithorn,
+passing between it and the Jaegihorn, and arriving at the top of a steep
+little slope came in full view of the eastern slopes of our objective
+peak. At this point Maurer gave vent to a dismal wail of anguish as it
+suddenly occurred to him that he had left the bottle of seltzer water down
+below. With some difficulty did we persuade him that it was not necessary
+to return for it, although the idea of repose was not wholly distasteful,
+but we felt that we had probably all our work cut out for us in one sense,
+and that the days were none too long for such an expedition as the one we
+had in hand. Two distinct lines of attack appeared to offer themselves.
+One route, more to our right, led upwards by a gentle curved ridge,
+chiefly of snow, connecting the Baltschieder Joch with the northern arete
+of the mountain. In 1866 Messrs. D. W. Freshfield and C. C. Tucker, as we
+learnt subsequently, attained a high point by this way and were only
+prevented from accomplishing the actual ascent by bad weather, though they
+did enough to prove the practicability of the route. However, this way,
+which appeared the easier of the two, was evidently the longer from our
+position. The other route had the advantage of lying straight in front of
+us. Its attraction consisted of a broad long gully of snow enclosed
+between two ridges of rock. By the dim morning light the snow appeared
+easy enough and was evidently in suitable condition: howbeit, long snow
+couloirs, at the summit of which rocks overhang, are not usually to be
+recommended when the mountain itself is composed of friable material. Now
+it would be difficult to find in the whole of the Alps a mountain more
+disposed to cast stones at its assailants than the Bietschhorn, a fact of
+which we were fully aware. Every ascent of this disintegrating peak so
+rearranges the rocks that the next comers would not be wholly without
+justification if they pleaded that the details of their ascent were to a
+great extent new. Still, mountaineers up to the present have not been
+quite reduced to such a far-fetched claim to novelty, although in these
+latter days they have at times come perilously near it. Judging by the
+direction of the strata, we felt certain that the rock ridges must be
+practicable, and the problem in mountaineering set before us consisted in
+finding out how we might best ascend without subjecting ourselves to the
+inconveniences experienced by some of the early martyrs.
+
+(M51)
+
+An early breakfast put fresh strength into us. It is a common mistake of
+mountaineers not to breakfast early enough and not to breakfast often
+enough. If it be desired to achieve a long expedition when there is not
+likely to be too much spare time, the wise man will eat something at least
+every two hours up to about 10 o'clock in the morning, supposing, for
+instance, he started about 2 A.M. It is astonishing to notice how the full
+man gains upon the empty one on fatiguing snow slopes. We strode rapidly
+across the basin of snow called the Jaegifirn and arrived at the foot of
+the gully. But now we could see that our suspicions were more than
+verified: ugly-looking marks in the snow above indicated falling stones,
+and the snow itself was obviously in a condition prone to avalanches. This
+danger must always be present in couloirs to a greater or less extent in
+such seasons as the one we were experiencing. There had been sufficient
+power of sun to convert the contents of the gully into what would have
+been, in fine weather, a glistening ice slope. But much fresh snow had
+fallen recently. It but rarely can happen, when snow has fallen late in
+the season or during the hot months, that the new and the old layers can
+become properly amalgamated. If, therefore, there is too great a thickness
+of fresh snow to allow of steps being cut through this into the ice
+beneath, such couloirs are unsafe. The mark of a single avalanche due to
+the sliding off of the fresh snow on the ice beneath--a mark easily enough
+recognised--would deter any save an unwise person or a novice from
+attempting such a line of ascent. The marvellous hereditary instinct so
+often attributed to guides in judging of this condition really reduces
+itself to a matter of very simple observation and attention, and one
+within the reach of anybody. But travellers in the Alps too often appear
+to treat their reasoning faculties like they do their tall hats, and leave
+them at home. The question then was, Were the rocks right or left of this
+snow gully practicable? We all agreed that they were, and proceeded at
+once to test the accuracy of our opinion.
+
+(M52)
+
+We crossed the bergschrund--that godsend to writers on mountaineering in
+search of material to act as padding--and without dwelling on its insecure
+bridge longer than we need now dwell on the subject made swiftly for some
+rocks on the left. Scarcely had we gained them when a rush of snow and
+ice, of no great dimensions, but still large enough to be formidable,
+obliterated all the tracks we had just made. This settled the point at
+once, and we felt that by the rocks alone would it be proper to force the
+ascent. While on the ridge we were safe enough, and had the advantage as
+we clambered up of a most commanding position from whence we could view
+the frequent avalanches that swept by. The rain of the previous night,
+though it had only lasted for an hour or two, had evidently had a great
+effect on the state of the snow, and the avalanches seemed to pour down
+almost incessantly: probably some forty or fifty swept by us while we
+climbed by the side of the gully, and our situation gave rise to that
+feeling of somewhat pained security which is experienced when standing on
+a railway platform as an express train dashes by; we certainly felt that
+some of the downfalls would have reduced our party to a pulp quite as
+easily and with as much unconcern as the train itself. The guides, who do
+not perhaps tax their memories very severely for a parallel on such an
+occasion, asserted, as they generally do, that they had never seen
+anything like it in the whole course of their lives. They then fell to
+whistling, laughed very gaily, and borrowed tobacco from each other.
+
+(M53)
+
+Gradually our difficulties became more pronounced, and conversation on
+indifferent topics was discarded, the remarks being confined to brief
+exclamations such as "Keep it tight!" "Don't touch that one!" "Hold on
+now!" "You're treading on my fingers!" "The point of your axe is sticking
+into my stomach!" and similar ejaculations. Once in a way we ascended for
+a few feet by the snow, though never quite losing touch of the rocks, and
+sank waist deep in the soft compound filling up the gully. Then we went
+back to the rotten rocks for a brief spell, well content to be more out of
+the reach of chance fragments of ice falling down the shoot. It is
+wonderful to note how quickly time passes in an exciting climb of this
+nature; but our progress was actually rather rapid, so fast indeed that we
+did not fully realise at one period that we were getting into difficulties
+and that we had without doubt strayed, Christian-like, from the narrow
+path which was evidently the right one. Throughout the day we were
+conscious that the climb was too long to be completed if we made any
+serious mistake involving the retracing of steps. Quite suddenly, our
+situation became critical: a hurried glance up and down along the line
+revealed the fact that each member of the party had to do all he knew to
+preserve his position. The attitudes were ungainly enough to suggest
+instantaneous photographs at an ill-selected movement of four individuals
+dancing a "can-can." Maurer was engaged apparently in an extremely close
+and minute inspection of the toe of his right boot. Another member of the
+party was giving a practical illustration of the fact that he could, by
+extreme extension of his arms, stretch more than his own height, while a
+third was endeavouring to find out why the power of co-ordinating his
+muscular movements was suddenly lost to him, and why he could not persuade
+his left leg to join his right. For a few moments Jaun, who was leading,
+hung on by his finger-tips and the issue of the expedition hung in the
+balance. But our leader, by dint of some complicated sprawls, transferred
+himself over a passage of rock on which we had no earthly reason to be,
+and assisted the rest of the party to regain a more promising line of
+ascent. For those few minutes the situation was dramatic enough, and the
+thought crossed my mind that the curtain might not improbably descend on
+it; a solution of the difficulty which commends itself to the playwright
+when he has involved his _dramatis personae_ in difficulties, but which is
+not without its objections to the climber. On the whole the rocks on this
+face of the mountain are much more difficult than on the other, and,
+writing now after the lapse of some years, I am disposed to think that
+these are perhaps the most difficult crags of any that I have ever met
+with to climb properly, that is with a minimum of risk to one's self and
+to one's companions; as a good proof of this I may say that the ascent
+would probably have appeared fairly easy to a novice and that it required
+some little Alpine experience to realise their real difficulty and their
+treacherous nature. There was scarcely time to test adequately all hand
+and foothold, and examination of rocks by what surgeons term palpation is
+a _sine qua non_ in rock climbing. Undoubtedly the mountain was not in the
+best possible order. We may possibly have rearranged the rocks in our line
+of ascent in a more convenient manner for those who follow. Certainly we
+may fairly say that in our actual line of ascent we left no stone unturned
+to ensure success.
+
+(M54)
+
+Close below the ridge--within perhaps ten feet of it, for if I remember
+aright our leader had actually reached the crest--came the climax to what
+was perhaps rather a perilous climb. The first and second on the rope had
+met in their upward passage a huge cube of rock whose security they had
+carefully tested, and to surmount which it was necessary to stretch to the
+fullest extent in order to gain a respectable hold for the hands. We were
+all four in a direct line one below the other, and the two last on the
+rope were placed perforce directly beneath the treacherous crag. By an
+extension movement which conveyed some notion of the sensation experienced
+by those on the rack, I had reached a handhold pronounced to be of a
+passable nature by those above. By this manoeuvre I succeeded in getting my
+feet exactly to a place on which the others, who were much heavier than I,
+had stood in security; without rhyme or reason the block of stone, which
+was about the size of a grand pianoforte, suddenly broke away from under
+me; a huge gap seemed cloven out in the mountain side, and Maurer, below,
+had only just time to spring aside, enveloped in a cloud of dust, and to
+throw himself flat against the rock, while the rope was strained to the
+utmost. Fortunately the handhold above was sound and I was able to hold on
+with feet dangling in the air, searching in vain for some projection on
+which to rest. Those above were too insecure to give any efficient help,
+and in fact possibly viewed my struggles, inasmuch as they were not fully
+aware at first of what had happened, with as much equanimity as a person
+inside a boat contemplates the gymnastic performances of a bather trying
+to climb over the edge. As the cloud of dust cleared off, however, and
+Maurer's face gradually beamed through it like the sun in a fog, for the
+excitement had made him the colour of a cornet player giving vent to a
+high note, they began to realise that something abnormal had happened,
+while the distant thundering reverberations of the falling mass assured
+them that it was no ordinary slip. Meanwhile Maurer planted his axe so as
+to give me some foothold, and with a push from below and a pull from
+above, fortunately simultaneous, I succeeded in planting my feet where my
+hands were, and subsequently undoubling found that we were within a few
+feet of the ridge, that the panorama beyond was undoubtedly magnificent,
+but was thrown out in strong relief by deep blue-black thunder-clouds
+advancing towards us.
+
+Jaun now removed his empty pipe from his mouth and replaced it by a
+lucifer match, which, either as an aid to reflection or possibly for
+medicinal purposes, he chewed as he contemplated the ridge. A miserably
+cold wind with a remarkable knack of detecting all the rents in our
+raiment whistled around; above, the summit of the mountain was enveloped
+in driving thick mist and cloud. Still the final ridge looked fairly easy,
+and indeed proved to be so. The snow was deep and soft, and the stones
+below were so arranged as to remind us forcibly of a newly mended road in
+our native country; big and little, all seemed loose, and all arranged
+with their sharpest points and edges uppermost. The ridge is moderately
+broad, and we were able to flounder along with fair rapidity. Spurred on
+by the unpromising look of the weather and stimulated by the cold wind,
+which rendered any halts so unpleasant as to be out of the question, we
+set to work in earnest and found ourselves at the base of the final little
+snow and rock cone earlier than the length of the ridge had led us to
+expect. As we stepped on to the summit we experienced the curious
+sensation usually arising when climbing through clouds, that the mountain
+itself was sinking away rapidly from under our feet. The panorama was
+wholly composed of a foreground consisting of mist, and presented
+therefore comparatively few attractions.
+
+(M55)
+
+It was already so late in the afternoon that we could not have afforded to
+stay in any case, and, as we felt that serious difficulties might possibly
+be encountered in descending, we set off at once, visions of a warm
+welcome and a hot bath at Ried rising before our minds. The idea of
+descending by way of the Baltschieder Joch was negatived without a
+division. The northern ridge of the Bietschhorn is a counterpart of the
+one by which we had ascended, with the solitary advantage in our case that
+we had to go down it and not up. The snow slopes leading down to the Nest
+Glacier were much broader, and we were strongly tempted more than once to
+quit the ridge for this western face of the mountain. Ultimately,
+persuaded that the condition of the snow justified us in so doing, we
+struck straight down on to the Nest Glacier, skirted round the ridge of
+rocks dividing the Nest Glacier from the Birch Glacier, and catching sight
+of a little green patch some way below, threw off the rope and rushed
+precipitately down to it. Misguided by a few gleams of sunshine breaking
+out between the driving clouds, we conceived the idea of repose and
+thought that we might as well be aired and dried. Below, the hotel at Ried
+was in full view, and it seemed but an hour or two from us: but our
+troubles were not yet over. The five minutes' halt on such occasions not
+uncommonly expand into five-and-fifty, and we rather deliberately averted
+our gaze from the western view of the valley, up which the thunder-clouds
+were advancing steadily in close formation. Eventually we decided to move
+on, in order to avoid getting once more wet through. Vain hope: rapid
+though our descent was to the level of the forest it was not rapid enough.
+We ran furiously down the rough slopes, but, as the storm advanced and we
+perceived that we should be caught, the agitation of our minds gradually
+equalled the agitation of our bodies. We seemed to get no nearer Ried,
+while the darkness increased rapidly around us. Knowing the proclivities
+of guides on such occasions, my companion and I agreed that nothing should
+induce us to leave a path, should we perchance find one. Now, in a dim
+light it is exceedingly easy to discover paths, but extremely difficult to
+discover that variety of track that leads anywhere. Determined, however,
+to stick to our resolution, we found ourselves continually pursuing level
+stretches right and left, only to find that, as routes to any particular
+place, they were snares and delusions; that there was a path with long
+zigzags we knew, and indeed, finally, a shout from the guides, who skipped
+about downhill with an utter disregard for the integrity of their joints,
+and adopted that curious cantering gait considered on the stage to express
+light-hearted joy, announced that they had discovered the way. With
+characteristic inconsistency, they had no sooner found what we had been so
+long searching for than they proposed to leave it and make short cuts, so
+called; but we were inflexible, and determined not to leave our path or be
+seduced by the attractions of a perpendicular descent through an unknown
+territory. The hotel lights were no longer visible, but we knew that they
+lay straight below us. The question was whether we should turn right or
+left. The guides settled the matter by darting off ahead, ostensibly from
+a perfect acquaintance with their situation, but actually as we suspected
+to avoid being worried with unpleasant topographical questions. Gradually
+as we followed the track our stern purpose began to waver, for it was
+pointed out by some one that the path, though undoubtedly a good one in
+point of construction and general purpose, had two distinct disadvantages
+from our present point of view; one being that it led uphill, and the
+other that it ran in the wrong direction. There are certain contingencies
+in life in which the Briton finds but one adequate method of relieving and
+expressing his feelings, such, for instance, as when he finds himself
+bespattered with mud from the passing hansom on a carefully selected
+shirt-front and a white tie that would have moved to envy; or when, again,
+as the last to leave his club at night he finds the only remaining
+head-gear to consist of a well-worn beaver many sizes too large, with fur
+under the brim and a decoration of little rosettes and bobstays. It is
+hard to see why the ejaculation of any particular monosyllable should do
+him good at such a juncture. Hard words unquestionably break no bones, but
+neither do they mend the broken collar-stud or the ruptured bootlace; and
+yet if he swallows the expression down it will certainly ferment within
+him, and fermentation is characterised by multiplication. If, on the
+contrary, he articulates his feelings, the whole situation suddenly
+appears changed, and he can view the most untoward circumstances once more
+with a calm serenity of temper. But the remedy, though potent, specific
+almost, is too valuable to be resorted to constantly, and should be
+reserved, like Thursday's razor, for the most special occasions.
+
+(M56)
+
+Our situation on the present occasion fully justified us in resorting to
+the source of relief vaguely alluded to, and we employed it simultaneously
+with the happiest results. Now the guides triumphed, and such was our
+accommodating mood that we actually acceded to their counsel and embarked
+on a perilous descent down a vertical gully. Scarcely had we turned into
+it when the storm broke and the rain came down in sheets, and very damp
+sheets too. Some one now suggested that the wisest plan would be to remain
+under shelter till the rain had passed off. It was argued against this
+amendment, and with a certain amount of force, first that there was no
+probability of the rain stopping, and secondly that there was no shelter:
+so we went on. Gradually, as we became more wet, we grew more desperate,
+and before long floundered down as regardless of bumps as a bluebottle in
+a conservatory: at one moment slithering over wet slabs of rock to which
+damp tufts of moss were loosely adherent, at another climbing carefully
+over gigantic toothcombs of fallen trees, then plunging head
+foremost--sometimes not exactly head foremost--through jungle-like masses of
+long grass and dwarf brushwood. Soaked to the skin, steamy, damp, and
+perspiring like bridegrooms, we went on, utterly reckless as to our
+apparel, and haunted by a perpetual idea that we should find ourselves
+ultimately at some place whence further descent would be impossible.
+
+(M57)
+
+Within a few minutes the party divided and Jaun and I found ourselves
+together. By the lightning flashes I saw him from time to time; on one
+occasion he suddenly disappeared from view, and on joining him cautiously
+a little while after I found that he had just previously seated himself
+abruptly on a flat rock, immediately underneath a miniature torrent. The
+fact that we did not at every ten seconds run against large trees
+confirmed the idea that we were now almost out of the wood; accordingly we
+halloaed, as the occasion seemed suitable, but no answer was returned from
+our companions. Now came the question of how we were to cross the torrent
+which we knew lay between us and the hotel. Jaun cheerfully remarked that
+the best plan would be to find the bridge. This was obvious enough, but he
+confessed that he had forgotten at what part of the river's course the
+bridge lay. However, keeping close together, we made towards the right, on
+which side the stream lay. The slopes were here more level and less
+carelessly laid out. Our hopes revived, for the hotel could only be a few
+minutes off, and between the peals of thunder we could hear the roar of
+the torrent and could hear also the hollow sound due to the boulders
+rolling over its stony bed. Of a sudden we came on to its banks, and
+formidable enough the stream looked. The idea of searching for the bridge
+seemed childish, for the whole of the frail wooden structure had probably
+been carried away long before down to the Rhone valley. The hotel was only
+a few yards off, and again the situation was exasperating enough to
+justify a resort to extreme measures, if it were an extreme measure to
+express forcibly a wish that the torrent might be--well, temporarily
+stopped up at some higher point. Jaun now volunteered to wade across. It
+was quite unnecessary for him to divest himself of any clothing for the
+purpose, and in fact when he had succeeded very pluckily in reaching the
+other side he was not in the least degree wetter than when he started. He
+shouted some observations from the other side, which I took to mean that
+he would go on to the hotel and procure a lantern. Accordingly I seated
+myself to await his return, selecting unintentionally a little pool of
+water, which however did just as well as anything else.
+
+(M58)
+
+Before long a flashing light advancing indicated that Jaun had been
+successful, and two forms were seen dimly on the opposite side, one with a
+light. The bearer of the lantern was an aged person in shirt sleeves and a
+highly excited frame of mind. The aged person, on the distant shore,
+gesticulated as violently as a marionette doll when its wires have got
+hitched up wrong, and then, seemingly possessed of a sudden fury, rushed
+violently down a steep place and beckoned frantically with his lantern.
+This seemed to mean that I was to descend to a point on the bank opposite
+to where he stood. It now appeared that there was a bridge within a few
+yards of us, if a single spiky, submerged, and insecure trunk could be
+considered such. The old man embraced me warmly when I had made my way
+across, slapped me hard on the back, and then laughed very loud and
+suddenly. Then he darted off with the agility and abruptness of movement
+of an elderly lady from the country crossing in front of an omnibus, or a
+hen, a foolish animal that always waits to the last moment before running
+needlessly to the wrong side of the road. Guided by the lantern which the
+impulsive veteran flourished wildly in every direction, so that no one
+dared approach him, in another ten minutes we reached the hotel and found
+ourselves, with the exception of our companions, who had arrived a few
+minutes before--Heaven only knows how, for they did not--fortunately the
+only occupants of the hotel. The volatile sexagenarian calmed down, put on
+his coat, put out his lantern, and retired to repose in an outhouse, a
+shelter to which I fancy he was relegated owing to certain physical
+infirmities.
+
+(M59)
+
+It was eleven o'clock, and we had been pretty actively employed for
+twenty-one hours. The idea of food and a change of raiment was not,
+therefore, distasteful. A middle-aged female with an excessively
+"rational" and hygienic waist, who said she was the waitress, volunteered
+to serve the banquet, but the change of raiment necessary was naturally
+beyond her means, while the idea of borrowing from the aged person's
+wardrobe did not commend itself to us, so we ordered in a large stock of
+towels. "But," I remarked, "you can't go about in a bath towel"--the truth
+of which assertion was immediately evident, for they were so small that it
+was difficult to fasten them with any degree of security; accordingly
+blankets were requisitioned, and a very classical effect in costume was
+thus produced, though what the Romans did when there was a gale of wind I
+do not know. To keep up the delusion we arranged the chairs after the
+fashion of couches, and appeased our hunger with a curious repast of
+stewed apples and mixed biscuits, the sole articles of food that could be
+discovered. However, to anticipate, we fared better the next day at
+breakfast; for though Bright Chanticleer proclaimed the morn at 3 A.M. he
+did not proclaim any subsequent period of time, as he was captured and
+cooked for our repast. The waitress while we supped was busily engaged in
+stoking up the stove, and seized upon our damp raiment with avidity to
+have it ready for the next morning; so energetic was she in fact that we
+felt it necessary to remonstrate, foreseeing the probability that our
+clothes might have to be brought back to us in a dust shovel: we remarked
+that, though sorry for our misdeeds, we would limit for choice the
+repentant nature of our apparel to the sackcloth we were then wearing and
+would dispense with the adjunct of ashes. The unreliable nature of the
+fastenings of our costume prevented us from accompanying our forcible
+remarks with properly impressive gestures. The remonstrance, however, had
+the desired effect, and our garments the next day, though somewhat
+shrivelled and inconveniently tight here and there, still proved that they
+had resisted effectively the fire as well as the water.
+
+(M60)
+
+The amount of luxury found in the Loetschthal since those days has
+materially improved. Time was when the only accommodation for the
+traveller was to be found at the humble tenement of Mons. le Cure, a
+worthy old creature as I remember him, who appeared to keep an apiary in
+his back drawing-room and was wont to produce the most excellent honey and
+the most uncompromising bread; the latter article, as one might judge, was
+baked about as often as the old gentleman washed himself. But the milk of
+human kindness flowed strongly in him (as it may be said to do in those
+who have been made the subjects of transfusion), though, to tell the
+truth, it was somewhat decidedly flavoured with garlic, and it needed much
+resolution to attentively listen to the confidential communications he was
+in the habit of whispering. A man of education and gentle refinement--at
+any rate of mind--his was a hard lot, buried away in a squalid little
+parish, with no earthly being to talk to possessed of more than one idea;
+yet he slaved on contentedly enough with no thought beyond the peasants in
+his own district and of how he might relieve their condition, too often at
+the expense of his own welfare; isolated more than any ascetic, for his
+mental existence was that of a hermit, from circumstances and not from
+will. The thought of solitary confinement is terrible, but utter mental
+isolation is hideous. Yet, while he entertained us hospitably with fare
+which, though rough, was the very best he could offer, he would not join
+in the repast: not, probably, from lack of appetite, but from a feeling
+that, owing to prolonged seclusion and association with the peasants, the
+more fashionable and accepted methods of preparing food for consumption
+and conveying it to the mouth, with subsequent details, were somewhat dim
+to his recollection. Yet his conversation flowed fast and he talked well:
+the while any reference to friends and fellow-travellers would cause him
+to pause for a moment or two, look upwards around the room, and fetch a
+rather long breath before he recommenced. A curiously gaunt old creature
+he seemed at first sight: with wonderful, bony, plastic hands capable of
+expressing anything; grotesque almost in his unkempt rustiness; provoking
+a smile at first, but sadness as one learnt more of him. And how closely
+are the two emotions associated. In truth Humour was born a twin, and her
+sister was christened Pathos.
+
+I can recall that he accepted a sum of ten francs when we parted in the
+morning. His eyes glistened with pleasure as he took the coin and
+straightway made for a ramshackle hovel on the hill-side, where lay an
+aged person "tres-malade." Possibly after his visit there was left a happy
+peasant in that tumble-down cabin--an emotional object more often described
+than witnessed. But all this took place years ago, and as we passed the
+collection of dilapidated tenements in one of which our old friend once
+lived, I failed to recognise his former dwelling-place. The timbers grew
+old and worn, the bands rusty, and one day the wheel which had worked
+steadily for so long stopped. Yet the stream which had moved it ran on as
+if nothing had happened. Was it a wasted life? Who can say if there be
+such a thing?
+
+ A few can touch the magic string,
+ And noisy Fame is proud to win them:
+ Alas! for those that never sing,
+ But die with all their music in them.
+
+We passed on: in a few minutes the houses were lost to view and there was
+left but the reflection of how much more, worthy of study, there was in
+this old cure's nature than in the majority of Swiss with whom
+mountaineering brings us in close contact.
+
+(M61)
+
+As we descended the Loetschthal to Gampel the air seemed to thicken. The
+excessive warmth allowed our garments to stretch once again to their
+wonted girth, and we became less thoughtful. The vignette of the ancient
+cure dissolved away and was replaced by a view (mental only, unhappily) of
+our aiguille at Chamouni, black and bare of snow, inviting another attack.
+Gampel does not tempt the traveller much to seek repose, and we therefore
+caught the first train that came crawling along the valley and shaped our
+course for Chamouni in a second-class carriage tenanted by a _pension_ of
+young ladies out for a holiday apparently, who all chirped and twittered
+and wrangled for the best places till the going down of the sun, like the
+Temple sparrows.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER V.
+
+
+ AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE
+
+
+ Chamouni again--The hotel _clientele_--A youthful hero--The
+ inevitable English family--A scientific gentleman--A dream of the
+ future--The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine literature--A
+ condensed mountain ascent--Wanted, a programme--A double "Brocken"--A
+ hill-side phenomenon and a familiar character--A strong
+ argument--Halting doubts and fears--A digression on mountaineering
+ accidents--"From gay to grave, from lively to severe"--The storm
+ breaks--A battle with the elements--Beating the air--The ridge
+ carried by assault--What next, and next?--A topographical problem
+ and a cool proposal--The descent down the Vallee Blanche--The old
+ Montanvert hotel--The Montanvert path and its frequenters.
+
+
+It was the summer of 18-- and our old quarters at Couttet's hotel knew us
+once more. As we drove into the village of Chamouni we turned our heads
+carelessly around to note the various new hotels that might have arisen
+since our last visit. Observing that they were four or five in number, we
+rightly conjectured that we should find all the hotel keepers complaining
+bitterly of the hard times and the want of custom. Also we wondered in how
+many ways it was possible to build a house without any particular system
+of drainage, a deficiency which was at that time becoming very marked in
+Chamouni, but has since, I believe, been improved. Yet the place itself
+had not altered essentially. New buildings of imposing exterior and little
+else do not materially alter a place that leads a life like that of modern
+Chamouni. The population, which throughout the summer appears to pass its
+time in the streets with its hands in its pockets, was still amusing
+itself in the same way. The tone of the village was just the same as we
+had always known it, and even M. Couttet himself had not succeeded in
+imparting any marine flavour by building an odd little lighthouse with an
+iron flag on the top which the architect had ingeniously represented as
+streaming permanently in a direction indicating a wind favourable for fine
+weather. We knew that we should find the same denizens in the hotel; and
+they were there.
+
+(M62)
+
+There was a very young man with a very parti-coloured face from exposure
+on the glaciers, who had recently completed the thousand-and-first ascent
+of Mont Blanc and was perpetually posing gracefully against the door-post
+or in a lattice-work summer-house a few steps from the hotel, gazing
+towards the mountain and rather eagerly joining in any conversation
+relating to the perils of the ascent. There were three or four young
+ladies of various periods of life who gazed at him with admiration and
+enquired at intervals if he wasn't very tired; to which the young man
+replied carelessly that he was not, and inwardly thought that the
+discomfort of sunburn and the consequent desquamation was on the whole
+cheaply bought, the while he wished the expedition had not cost so much
+and that so many others had not thought of making the same ascent. And
+then there came a lithe, active lady walker who had been up Mont Blanc and
+a great many other mountains too, and paid no more attention to the
+guides' stereotyped compliments than a suspicious dog does to those of a
+nervous visitor: so the young man's nose was put out of joint and he would
+have laughed scornfully at the fickleness of hero worship had not the skin
+of his face been in danger of cracking, and he wished his shirt collar had
+not been starched and thumped by the village washerwoman into the form of
+a circular linen saw.
+
+(M63)
+
+Then there was an excitable Englishman of impulsive habits, with a large
+family who were perpetually playing a game of follow-my-leader with their
+parent, and who were under orders to weigh anchor on the following morning
+at five o'clock for the Montanvert and the Mauvais Pas. The boys were
+stoking up for the occasion with raw apples, and the girls were occupied,
+when not pursuing their restless father, in preparing a puggaree for his
+hat. There was a gentleman who affected the curious untidiness of raiment
+not unfrequently noticed among Sunday frequenters of the Thames, and who
+sought to establish a mountaineering reputation by constantly gazing at
+the peaks around in a knowing manner and wearing a flannel shirt of an
+obtrusive pattern destitute of any collar. There were guides about, who
+were on the point of being paid for their services and who were
+exceedingly polite and obsequious; others whose "tour" had just passed,
+were, proportionately, less deferential. There was an elderly lady whose
+whole soul appeared bent on a little stocking from which she never parted,
+and who turned the knitting needles to more account for toilet and other
+small purposes than I could have conceived to be possible. There were two
+or three mountaineers who appeared anxious only to avoid everyone's gaze
+and who might be seen in byways and odd corners talking to bronzed guides
+who looked like business. Finally, there was a gentleman of statistical
+and scientific tendencies, much given to making quietly astonishing
+statements of astronomical facts and gently smiling as he rolled over his
+tongue and enjoyed the flavour of the vast numbers with which it was his
+pleasure to deal. He absolutely revelled and wallowed in figures.
+Buttonholed in a corner and compelled to listen with deferential
+attention, I secretly writhed as he crushed me slowly with the mere weight
+of his numerals. He shared with others of his frame of mind the
+peculiarity of always keeping something in hand and skilfully working up
+to a climax. Such and such a star was so many millions of miles off. We
+opened our eyes to the proper degree of width and observed, "Bless me!"
+or, "You don't say so?" Instantly he would rejoin, "Ah, but that's nothing
+to so and so," and then favoured us with a still more immeasurable
+distance. We expressed a slightly greater degree of intelligent amazement.
+Thereupon he nodded his head, gently inclined it a little to one side, and
+smiled softly. It gave him such evident pleasure to have a listener that I
+attended with due reverence to his enthusiastic computations; knowing my
+man, I felt sure that he was keeping back a real staggerer to finish up
+with, and was prepared to assume varying degrees of surprise up to the
+moment when it should come. Unfortunately I misjudged its advent, and
+feeling that I had somewhat lost in his estimation by evincing undue
+astonishment at a comparatively small array of figures, I sought to turn
+the conversation by requesting to know how long he thought it might be
+before the great rock peaks around us would have crumbled away to their
+bases. The calculation was too trivial and the number of millions of
+generations too small to interest him much, but he vouchsafed an
+approximate estimate.
+
+(M64)
+
+I let him babble on and fell a-thinking. The peaks were crumbling away bit
+by bit no doubt, the glaciers shrinking. At a bound the mind leapt into a
+future which, after all, might be not so very unlike a past. The Alps
+things of the past! What, I wondered, when the mountains were all levelled
+down and smiling valleys occupied the troughs of the glaciers of to-day,
+would some future commentators make of the literature so industriously
+piled up by the members and followers of the Alpine Club? Imagination ran
+riot as in a dream, and I fancied some enthusiast exploring the buried
+city of the second Babylon and excavating the ruins of the "finest site in
+Europe." I pictured to myself the surprise in store for him on digging out
+the effigies of some of our naval and military heroes, and the mingled
+feelings with which he would contemplate the unearthed statue of George
+IV. It seemed possible that in that far-off epoch to which my friend's
+calculations had borne me, the Alpine Club itself might have ceased to
+exist. Pursuing his explorations in an easterly direction, the excavator
+might perchance have lighted on a strange tunnel, almost Arcadian in its
+simplicity of design, and marvelled at the curious and cheap idols of wax
+and wood which the people of that ancient day had evidently worshipped.
+Turning north again, this Schliemann of the future would pass by the ruins
+of S. Martin's Church, eager to light upon the precious archives of the
+historic Alpine Club itself. How eagerly he would peruse the lore
+contained in the Club library, anxious to decipher the inscriptions and
+discover what manner of men they were who lived and climbed when mountains
+and glaciers were still to be found on this planet. Human nature would
+probably not have changed much, and the successful explorer might even
+have been asked to favour a scientific society of the future with the
+result of his discoveries, to which in all probability he would have
+acceded, with a degree of reluctance not quite sufficient to deter the
+secretary of the society from pressing him.
+
+(M65)
+
+An abstract of his description of our sibylline leaves I fancied might run
+somewhat in this style:--After commenting on the fact that the maps and
+illustrations did not usually correspond in number with the list set forth
+in the index of the volumes unearthed, he might proceed thus:--"In pursuit
+of their great and glorious object these ancient heroes appear to have
+undergone vast personal discomfort. It is difficult therefore to realise
+fully why so many engaged in this form of exploration. Instances have been
+given by other learned antiquarians who have studied the habits of this
+people, of a similar purposeless disregard of comfort, such as the
+four-wheeled wooden boxes in which they travelled about, the seats in
+their churches, &c. The outset of their expedition was almost invariably
+characterised by a display of bad temper, attributed to early rising.
+After a varying number of hours of excessive toil the travellers were wont
+to arrive at some fearsome chasm spoken of as a 'bergschrund.' On this, if
+the subject-matter of their narrative was insufficient in quantity, they
+were wont to descant and enlarge at length; sometimes, as we judge, in
+their descriptions they enlarged the bergschrund itself. They then crossed
+it. Immediately after this incident they were in the habit of eating, and
+the minute and instructive details commonly given enable us to form a
+tolerably accurate opinion as to the nature of the diet with which they
+supported their exhausted frames. Next they traversed strange localities
+for which there appear to have been no adequately descriptive expressions
+in their own language. In fact the difficulty of deciphering these records
+is greatly increased by the fact that the writers were versatile
+linguists, for they constantly make use of words of a hybrid character.
+They were evidently practised meteorologists and took much interest in
+this subject, as may be gathered throughout from their writings. At length
+they reached summits, of the nature of which we in our time can have but a
+feeble conception. So great was their relief at the termination of their
+self-imposed but toilsome task, that they habitually burst forth into
+language characterised by a wealth of imagery and a fervour of poetic
+description which unfortunately conveys but little idea to us in our day
+of what they actually saw. In descending they were all commonly within an
+ace of meeting with a violent death. The mode in which the danger attacked
+them varied within certain restricted limits, but it always occurred and
+the escape was always narrow. The peril over, they remarked that they
+breathed freely again, and then at once fell to eating. Arrived at a
+successful termination of their wearisome labour, they advised others to
+do the same. They dealt out unsparing satire to their companions,
+unlimited praise to their guides, and unmeasured ridicule to their porter.
+They commonly expressed throughout their descriptions grave doubts and
+uncertainty as to the issue of the expedition: a curious and noteworthy
+fact, for the heading of the accounts always divulged at the outset their
+ultimate success. The construction, therefore, of their narratives was in
+accordance with a well-recognised model and appeared capable of little
+variation. The only other facts that we can glean are that they were
+prodigious eaters, were much pestered by some extinct species of insects,
+and that they make frequent allusions to a substance termed tobacco. The
+constant repetition of these incidents stamps upon their writings the
+impress of unexaggerated veracity. Still they were not universally held in
+favour, indeed were regarded with disapprobation by some individuals of
+their own race. It would seem indeed from internal evidence that, had it
+not been for frequent and sharp criticism of their proceedings, their
+pastime might never have inveigled so many persons with its seductive
+fascination."
+
+Now at the time at which these prophetic fancies were conjured up we had
+just completed an expedition which it seemed might be worthy of attention,
+solely on the ground of its very contradictoriness. For the features of
+this climb were most opposed to those already mentioned, and in fact
+mention of it scarcely seemed admissible in an Alpine narrative. We took
+no porter with us to fill the role of first low comedy man. We had very
+little to eat; our stock of wine ran out through a leaky gourd; our
+tobacco was wet and there was no bergschrund, and yet all this happened on
+a mountain close to Chamouni.
+
+(M66)
+
+"Some vast amount of years ago, ere all my youth had vanished from me," as
+the poet says, at a date therefore which for obvious reasons it is
+inexpedient here to mention, I found myself, as already mentioned, at
+Chamouni. With me was an old mountain friend and fellow climber, J. Oakley
+Maund. We were both burning with desire to add to the list of the many
+successful expeditions we had made together, but, as a matter of fact,
+were somewhat gravelled for lack of suitable matter. Like a ministry on
+the eve of a general election or a gentleman without a sixpenny-piece at a
+theatre, we were sorely in need of a programme. The locality was somewhat
+unfortunately chosen for those in whom the ancient spirit was not yet
+quite extinct and who wanted to do something new. Ever since the days when
+Jacques Balmat, Dr. Paccard, and the great De Saussure had donned strange
+apparel and shown the way--that is to say, for nearly a hundred
+years--people had been climbing mountains in the district, and it was not
+to be wondered at if it were hard to find some expedition which nobody
+else had thought of, or, worse still, had achieved. We gazed at the map
+and made thumb marks all over it. In every conceivable direction ran
+little lines indicative of previous explorations. We studied the _carte en
+relief_, but without much hope of getting any information of value from
+this inaccurate and lumpy absurdity. Mont Blanc, which, according to this
+work of plastic art, was modelled out as some eight or ten thousand feet
+higher than any other point of the chain, had had all the snow worn off
+its summit by much fingering, so that the component pasteboard showed
+through. Rivers ran uphill in this map, and lakes were inclined at an
+angle; bits of sticking plaister represented towns and villages, and the
+whole article was absolutely bristling with little spikes and points like
+the old panoramas of London or the docks at Liverpool. Still a
+considerable number of people seemed willing enough to pay fifty centimes
+for the pleasure of indicating elaborate expeditions on it with their
+fore-fingers, and appeared to derive pleasure from gazing on a pasteboard
+misrepresentation when they could by looking out of window see the real
+thing for nothing. We abandoned the _carte en relief_ and took Jaun and
+Kaspar Maurer into our confidence. The only suggestions that they could
+make were the Aiguille des Charmoz and the Dent du Geant. The former of
+these two peaks we had both tried to ascend in former seasons, without
+success. Jaun did not think then that it was possible, and without sharing
+his opinion we gave way to it. With regard to the latter mountain we all
+thought at the time that an undue amount of what is vaguely termed
+"artificial aid" would be necessary to ensure success, an opinion
+confirmed by subsequent events, for when Signor Sella achieved the honour
+of the first ascent he was only able to accomplish it by somewhat
+elaborate engineering appliances. Some bold person of an original turn of
+thought suggested of course a variation of some way up Mont Blanc, but the
+utter impossibility of discovering the slightest deviation from any
+previously ascended route and the utter uselessness of trying to find one
+caused a general shout of derision, and the bold person thereupon withdrew
+his suggestion and ordered some coffee. Besides, the weather was fine;
+every day swarms of tourists could be seen, crawling up the sides of the
+monarch of mountains, in numbers as many as the flies on a sugar loaf in a
+grocer's window on a hot day.
+
+One evening we sat in front of Couttet's hotel staring pensively at the
+familiar outline of the row of aiguilles, and wishing we had lived in the
+days of Albert Smith, the best friend Chamouni ever had. At any rate, at
+that time the natives were unsophisticated and the mountains about were
+not all done to death. The valley between us and the chain was filled with
+a light haze, not sufficient to conceal the outline of the mountains but
+yet enough to blot out their detail and solidity. As the moon rose behind
+the chain we saw a strange phenomenon. A silhouette was thrown forwards on
+to the curtain of haze and photographed on it with sharp and clear
+definition, so that we could recognise, at an immense height, the shadowed
+peaks looking almost as massive as the actual mountains. Nor was this all;
+a second curtain of mist seemed to be suspended, in a vertical stratum, in
+front of the former one, and the shadows were again marked out on this,
+infinitely more magnified and less distinct, but still perfectly
+recognisable. As a result we were able to see the semblance of three
+distinct tiers of mountains one above the other, looking so massive that
+we could scarcely realise that they were but transparent ghosts of the
+peaks; and the phenomenon, a double "Brocken," must have lasted for more
+than half an hour. However, we desired something more of the nature of the
+substance than the shadow, and ultimately came to the conclusion that it
+was absolutely necessary for our peace of mind to accomplish something on
+the morrow, and as it really mattered but little what that something might
+be, provided a good climb was afforded, we must yield to circumstances and
+perforce adopt the latter-day necessity of all mountaineers. If we could
+not find the right way up some new mountain we could at least take the
+wrong way up an old one.
+
+(M67)
+
+So the next morning we walked up to the Pierre Pointue as a preliminary
+step--a good many and rather arduous steps--towards the object in view. The
+exertion of toiling up the zigzags or the more rarefied atmosphere had a
+remarkable effect on one of the party, whose face when we reached the
+chalet was found to be wreathed in smiles and wearing an expression of
+great intelligence. He had in fact become possessed of an idea. Bubbling
+over with self-satisfied chuckles, he suggested that we should ascend the
+Aiguille du Midi by the face directly in front of us and then descend on
+the other side, thus making a col of the mountain. The idea found favour
+instantly, and the intelligent person was so much pleased that he ordered
+a bottle of wine, plastered over with a very costly variety of label, and
+regretted it. Investigation of the cellar revealed only two casks of wine,
+but the "carte" comprised a long list of various vintages. Fired with
+enthusiasm and inflated with _limonade gazeuse_, we left the chalet and
+strode vigorously up the hill in order to prospect the route and
+reconnoitre the rocks. The exertion and the pace soon told upon us, the
+sooner that it was a hot, enervating day; the kind of day that makes one
+perforce admire the ingenious benevolence of nature in fashioning out on
+the grassy slopes rounded inequalities, exactly adapted to those of the
+human figure in a seated or recumbent position. The heated air rising from
+the ground gave flickering and distorted views of distant objects, like
+unto marine phenomena viewed through the cheap panes of a seaside
+lodging-house window. The grasshoppers were extraordinarily busy; the bees
+droned through the heavy air; the ants, overcome apparently by the
+temperature, had given up for the time straining their jaws by their
+foolish practice of carrying large parcels about without any definite
+object, and had retired to the shady seclusion of their own heaped-up
+residences; the turf was most inviting. It now occurred to us that there
+was no absolute necessity for the whole party to ascend on the present
+occasion, and that perhaps the guides might go up quicker alone. The
+details of this suggestion were acceded to on the part of the amateurs of
+the party with astonishing alacrity and unanimity. We laid the scheme
+before the guides, and they also thought it a very fine one. Thereupon,
+with much parade and ceremony, they braced themselves up for great
+exertion, borrowed the telescope, remarked that they expected to be back
+some time during the night, and started upwards with somewhat over-acted
+eagerness. My companion and I disposed ourselves comfortably in the shade,
+and resumed an argument which had originally commenced some days
+previously. I waxed eloquent on the subject under discussion and with much
+success, for such was the force of my logic and the cogency of my
+reasoning that I bore down on my opponent, and reduced him in a short time
+to absolute silence, from which he did not awake for nearly two hours.
+
+(M68)
+
+About this time the guides, who in all probability had also been
+comfortably asleep within a short distance of us, returned and gave a
+favourable report concerning the mountain. Elated by this news, we climbed
+a short distance further up, and met there a large party of ephemeral
+acquaintances who were taking an afternoon's pleasure on the hills. After
+the manner of people when so engaged, they set forth with great energy and
+climbed up a steep little rock tump a few hundred yards distant. Arrived
+at the summit, they roared out unintelligible remarks to us, and we did
+the same to them till we were hoarse; we waved our hands and hats and they
+flourished their handkerchiefs as if they were our dearest friends on
+earth, just setting out on an emigrant ship for the Antipodes. The party
+then descended; the nearer they came the less friendly and demonstrative
+were we, and by the time we met the warmth of affection recently
+manifested on both sides had wholly evaporated, and we conversed in
+ordinary tones on indifferent topics. Then they set out for another little
+hill, and we were moved, apparently by some uncontrollable impulse, to go
+through the same idiotic performance. Emotional behaviour of a similar
+kind is not infrequently observed in the mountains. We journeyed together
+back to the Pierre Pointue, viewing each other with distrust and
+suspicion; and when it was found that we had bespoken the beds--if the
+exaggerated packing-cases lined with straw bags could be considered
+such--we parted on terms the reverse of friendly. So frail are the links
+that bind human affections.
+
+(M69)
+
+Standing in front of the hut was a type of character very familiar in
+these tourist-frequented districts. His exterior was unpromising; his
+beard of a fortnight's growth, or thereabouts, somewhat fitful withal and
+lacking in uniformity of development. A hard hat, with a shining green
+veil folded around its battered outline, decorated his head; his raiment
+was black and rusty, his legs cased in canvas gaiters fastened with many
+little girths and buckles, and in his right hand he grasped a trusty
+three-franc pole made of wainy deal, and surmounted at the top by a brown
+knob similar to those which come out suddenly when we try to open a chest
+of drawers in a cheap lodging. He fidgeted about for a while, asked
+questions in a rather loud tone of voice at us, and we felt that it was
+his intention to enter into conversation. It was even so. After a while he
+sidled up and requested with much diffidence to be informed what we
+proposed to climb on the morrow. Now the true mountaineer, however amiable
+his disposition, always shrinks up into his shell when such a question is
+put to him on the eve of an expedition. My companion indicated by a sweep
+of the arm a space of territory extending about from the Mont Buet on the
+one side round to the Aiguille de Goute on the other. Our friend surveyed
+from end to end the extensive panorama suggested, then looked seriously at
+us and observed that we should probably find it a fine walk. We expressed
+gravely the opinion that he was quite right, and then went in to dinner,
+while our composite friend expatiated on the project to his companions as
+an expedition but little out of the ordinary run, and one that he was
+perfectly prepared to undertake himself if so disposed; then he resumed
+his contemplation of a rock some ninety feet or so in height jutting out
+through the glacier above, which he was under the impression was a lady
+descending from Mont Blanc. We did not learn his name, but the individual
+may, nevertheless, possibly be recognised. Some points of the argument
+were still unsettled when we climbed over the edges of our respective
+boxes and vanished into the strawy depths below. The clear moonlight
+streamed in through the window and prevented sleep; so I lay in my wooden
+box thinking over the recent discussion, but with such a distinct
+intention--like little Paul Dombey with Mrs. Pipchin--of fixing my companion
+presently, that even that hardy old mountaineer deemed it prudent to
+counterfeit slumber.
+
+In the small hours of the morning we got under weigh. For some time we had
+been leading a life of sloth in Chamouni, and the delight of finding
+ourselves once more on the mountain path, and making for a rock climb,
+entirely precluded that fractiousness which, as all readers of Alpine
+literature know, ought properly to be described at this period of an
+expedition. The path was irregular and demanded some equanimity, for the
+stumbling-blocks were innumerable and artfully placed to trip up the
+unwary in an aggravating manner. Feeling it unfair that all the work
+should be thrown on the guides, I had volunteered, rather magnanimously,
+to bear part of the burden, and selected the lantern as my share. By this
+means it was not only possible to walk in comfort over a well-lighted
+track, but the bearer was enabled also to regulate the pace to a speed
+convenient to his own feelings. Before long, however, we reached the lower
+snow patches of the Glacier des Pelerins, and the light was no longer
+necessary.
+
+(M70)
+
+We made straight across the crisp snow to the base of a promising-looking
+rock buttress lying to the right of the snow gully that runs up the side
+of the mountain, feeling sure that either by the rocks or the snow a way
+up could be found. And now I am painfully conscious of a glaring defect in
+this Alpine narrative. A mountain ascent without a bergschrund is as tame
+as a steeplechase without a water jump, but candour compels the admission
+that no bergschrund was visible. Either we had hit on a spot where the
+orthodox chasm was filled up for the time, or else this particular glacier
+was an exception to all others previously treated of in mountain
+literature. In a few seconds we found ourselves on the rocks, delighted to
+exchange the monotonous mode of progression compulsory on snow for the
+varied gymnastic exercises demanded on rocks. The sun had risen, the axes
+clanked merrily against the stones, the snow was in good condition for
+walking, everything seemed favourable, and we gazed down complacently on
+the distance already traversed. Above us the mountain was broken up and
+easy, and we climbed on rapidly, each in the fashion that seemed best to
+him. So good was our progress at first, that we were already far up the
+buttress, and could barely see our morning's tracks in the snow beneath,
+when a halt was called for breakfast, and we had time to look around. Now,
+however unconventional this expedition may have been in many respects, the
+sagacious student of Alpine literature will know that it must be wholly
+impossible to omit all reference to the weather. As soon might one expect
+two prosaic persons of slight acquaintanceship to abjure the topic at a
+chance meeting. The western sky wore a rather ominous look of half
+mourning, and heavy grey and black clouds were whirling about and forming
+up in close order in a manner suggestive of rising wind. Even at this
+stage of the proceedings the thought crossed our minds that the storm
+which was evidently brewing might possibly overtake us, and that perhaps
+we ought at once to turn back.
+
+(M71)
+
+One thing was evident; that we must decide quickly, whatever we did. We
+determined to push on for a while, and with that intent girded ourselves
+with the rope and worked our way on to the top of the first buttress. At
+this point, further progress directly upwards was impossible, and we were
+compelled to cross the gully and make for the rock on the left-hand side.
+Considerable care is always necessary in crossing, horizontally, a gully
+filled with snow, where the rope is rather a source of danger than of
+security. We had to give all our attention to the passage, and when we
+reached the rocks opposite, the climbing, though not formidable, was still
+sufficiently difficult to occupy all our thoughts for the moment, and we
+had but little leisure, and perhaps but little inclination, for
+meteorological observations. At the top of the rocks a promising snow
+slope, stretching upwards with gentle curves and sweeps, seemed to offer a
+fair prospect of rapid progress. Such snow slopes are at all times a
+little deceptive. Even when the climber is close to them they look
+oftentimes much easier than they immediately after prove to be. From a
+distance, say from under the verandah of a comfortable hotel, when the
+climber _in posse_ indicates the way he would pursue with the end of his
+cigar, they are absurdly easy. So, too, are obstacles in the
+hunting-field, such as stiff hedges and uncompromising gates, easy enough
+when the Nimrod studies them as he whirls along in an express train.
+Subsequently, when immediately associated with a horse, these same
+obstacles assume a different guise. Then are the sentiments of the hunter
+prone to become modified, and compassion for dumb beasts becomes more
+prominent in the thoughtful votary of the chase, till finally it may be
+observed that the little wits jump sometimes more than the great ones.
+Even so does the mountaineer often discover, on a nearer acquaintance that
+the snow incline up which he proposed to stride merrily is inclined at a
+highly inconvenient angle. However, at the commencement of our slope we
+found the snow in good condition, and advanced quickly for some little
+distance, but before we had got very far it was necessary to resort to the
+axe, and we had then ample opportunities of looking round. The clouds were
+lowering more and more, but as they were swept up by a sou'westerly wind,
+the intervening mass of the mountain prevented us from seeing thoroughly
+what might be in store for us. The wind, too, was growing stronger every
+minute, and my companion, who was still pursuing his argument, and, as it
+appeared subsequently, making some rather good points, had to exert
+himself considerably in order to make his voice heard.
+
+Presently we halted for a few minutes on some spiky little rocks, and
+again looked about. The weather prospects were just in that doubtful state
+that prompts every member of the party to ask the others what they think.
+Maurer looked exceedingly vacant and made no remark. Jaun put a bit of
+snow in his mouth, but declined to give an opinion. We, not to be outdone,
+assumed very profound expressions, as if prepared to find ourselves in the
+right whatever happened, but, following the example of Lord Burleigh in
+the famous tragedy, we said nothing either. At last, some one suggested
+that we might go on for a little, and then see. Accordingly we went on for
+a little, but then as a matter of fact the mists swept up around us and we
+did not see anything at all. It was, no doubt, inconvenient that we were
+unable to penetrate with our gaze to the regions above, but still we felt
+that there was one slight counterbalancing advantage, for there was
+present the haunting consciousness that the gigantic telescope of Chamouni
+was pointed in our direction, and at least the enveloping mist ensured
+that privacy which is not always accorded to climbers pursuing their
+pastime within range of these instruments of science.
+
+(M72)
+
+In the hope that the condition of the upper snow might be good, and
+perhaps rather mistaken in the height we had already reached, we made up
+our minds to push on, with the view of reaching at any rate the top of the
+ridge before the storm broke. Every now and again a rent in the clouds
+above, lasting for a few seconds, showed us that the wind was blowing with
+great force, as thin clouds of loose snow were swept up and whirled along
+the face in curling wreaths. The spectacle might not, at first sight, have
+been thought highly diverting: yet as we pointed upwards to the ridge and
+watched the racing snow-drifts driving over the slopes we were making for,
+we all laughed very heartily. So universal is the tendency to be amused at
+the sight of discomfort that it even extends to the contemplation of its
+occurring shortly to oneself. In the paulo-post-future the experience is
+exhilarating: in the actual present it is less laughter-moving. Laughter
+in the presence of events that are, in the true sense of the word,
+sensational, comes almost as a reflex action (to borrow an expression from
+the physiologists), and the sympathetic distress that follows takes an
+appreciable time to develop. I can recall once being a witness with some
+others of a ghastly accident by which several people were precipitated,
+together with a mass of broken timbers and debris of all sorts, from a
+great height. A door was burst open and the ruin met our eyes suddenly. To
+this day I can remember sounds of laughter at the first view--hysterical if
+you like to call it so, and not mirthful, but still laughter. In a few
+seconds the realisation of what had happened came, and then came the
+distress and with it expressions of horror, as all worked manfully to help
+and rescue the sufferers. The sequence of emotions was perfectly natural,
+and only they who have never passed through such an experience would speak
+of inhumanity. There is no want of humanity in the matter. The suddenness
+of the impression begets the train of emotions, and the brain grasps the
+facts but slowly. To take another instance: I have been told by a man
+whose quickness and presence of mind were remarkable--a man who as a
+schoolboy won a Royal Humane Society's medal--that on one occasion he
+witnessed a friend fall over a staircase from a great height. The accident
+was in the highest degree unexpected: and the witness walked leisurely on
+as if nothing had happened. But in a few seconds came like a severe blow
+the sudden realisation of what had taken place. Thought is not always
+quick. We can no more exert our minds to their fullest capacity on a
+sudden than we can put forth our utmost physical strength on a sudden.
+Action when almost instantaneous is independent of the higher mental
+faculties, and is but a reflex. The experience of those who have been in
+railway accidents will be of the same nature. In climbing up a very steep
+or difficult place if a man falls all are prepared more or less for such
+an accident. The whole attention is given to guarding against a probable
+contingency, and it follows that the mind can instantly realise its
+occurrence. And that such is the case I have been unlucky enough to
+witness, though most fortunately the fall was attended with no serious
+consequences. On the same principle, to take a more trivial example, on
+difficult rocks it is the rarest possible accident for a man to sprain his
+ankle or knee. The muscles are always prepared for a possible slip and
+kept in tension on the alert. On the loose moraine, when walking leisurely
+or carelessly, such an accident is a thousand times more likely to occur.
+
+(M73)
+
+Our leader worked away with a will, but the snow got harder at every step.
+The growing force of the wind, which in nautical language had increased
+from that vague degree known as a capful to the indefinite force of a
+stiff breeze, and the increasing steepness of the slope, compelled Jaun to
+make the steps larger and larger as we ascended. It soon became evident
+that the storm would overtake us long before we could hope to get on to
+the ridge, and that we had deliberately walked into something of a trap.
+The steps had been cut so far apart that to descend by the same line would
+have involved the construction of a fresh staircase, and on actually
+turning, we found that what was a stiff breeze behind us was a half gale
+when it met our faces. It was certainly easier to go on than to go back;
+so we went further and fared much worse. The slope became steeper, the ice
+harder, the half gale became a whole gale, and the delay between each step
+seemed interminable. Suddenly, as we passed from under the lee of a
+projecting slope on our right, a tremendous gust of wind, which seemed to
+have waited for a few moments in order to collect its full forces, swept
+suddenly down and almost tore us from our foothold. With that a torrent of
+hail fell, and for a few moments we had enough to do to hold on where we
+stood. Even my companion's conversation slackened. He had astutely
+selected a place in the caravan immediately behind me, and as the gale was
+blowing directly on our backs was enabled to fire off his remarks and
+arguments without any possibility of response. Anything that I said in
+answer was audible only to our leader, who took not the smallest interest
+in the discussion. Unfortunately, too, it was difficult to listen with any
+attention; for as the gusts came on we were forced to swing all our faces
+round like chimney cowls instantly in the same direction. The squalls
+became more frequent and more violent, the thunder and lightning played
+around merrily, and as the wind howled by we had to throw ourselves flat
+against the slope, adopting the undignified attitudes of a deer-stalker
+nearing the brow of a Scotch hill--attitudes which bring somewhat unduly
+into prominence the inadequate nature of the national costume.
+Fortunately, as has been said, we were screened from view; and our poses,
+though possibly ungraceful, were at any rate uncriticised. The big
+hailstones, falling softly around, filled up the steps as they were made,
+and our feet were buried up to the ankles in a moment. In a minute or two
+the hurricane passed for the time; then we arose, shook ourselves, smiled
+at nothing in particular, and the leader would find time during the
+comparative lull to hack out three or four fresh steps. Certain sounds,
+not accounted for by the elements, coming up from below, may have been
+suggestions or may have been arguments, but they were knocked out of all
+intelligible shape before they reached the head of the caravan. Not even
+the porter at Lloyd's or the captain of a merchantman could have made
+himself audible in that cyclone. Upwards we went, fighting for each step
+and for each yard gained as hard as if we were storming a fortress. Even
+while the leader had his axe in the air ready to deliver a fresh blow a
+distant roar would betoken another onslaught, and we instantly fell flat
+down like tin soldiers struck with the well-directed pea, and disposed
+ourselves at a convenient angle of resistance; and so we went on, when we
+did go on at all. If the relation is wearisome it is also realistic, for
+we found that the actual experience was far from being lively; but all
+things must have an end, including even the _feuilleton_ in a Parisian
+newspaper or the walk up to the Bel Alp on a hot day, and the termination
+came almost unexpectedly.
+
+(M74)
+
+We had got thoroughly tired of perpetually clinging on by the simple force
+of adhesion to the storm-swept slope, and felt almost inclined to give up
+the struggle against the elements and to go straight on trusting to
+chance. Maurer, below, wore the expression of frowning discontent best
+seen in amateur tenors singing a tender love ditty. Jaun had remarked
+half-a-dozen times that the very next squall would infallibly sweep us all
+away, and his cheerful prophetic utterances really seemed on the point of
+being fulfilled, when, almost suddenly, the snow seemed to vanish from
+under our feet, and we found ourselves on the summit of the ridge; at
+least directly above us no more ascent appeared to present. It was
+difficult to realise adequately the exact direction in which we were
+facing, but I suppose that as the ridge runs about north and south by the
+compass, we were facing a little south of east. This was an important
+matter to decide, as the mist was gathered thick around and the idea of
+descent had to be at once considered now that we had got to a position of
+some degree of definiteness. At our feet the snow slope fell away in a
+manner so distinct that we were without doubt really on the top of some
+portion of the ridge. The difficulty was to estimate how far to our right
+the summit of the Aiguille du Midi itself lay. However, we felt with
+relief the truth of somebody's remark that we had at length succeeded in
+getting somewhere; so far, no doubt, matters were satisfactory. Howbeit,
+our pleasure was somewhat modified by the discovery that the gale blew
+with considerably more force on the south-east side than it did on the one
+by which we had ascended. We looked towards the south and endeavoured to
+gather our wits together to elucidate the geographical problem that
+presented. At the foot of the slope must lie the upper basin of the Vallee
+Blanche and the Glacier de Tacul; unfortunately there seemed to be a
+prodigious storm going on in that basin, and clouds of loose snow were
+whirling about in all directions. It was impossible to understand these
+winds; one might have thought that AEolus had just stepped out to attend a
+committee meeting of the gods, and that all his subordinates were having
+high jinks during his absence.
+
+(M75)
+
+The possibility of actually completing the ascent of the mountain seemed
+out of the question, and the hope that we might have crept under the
+shelter of the ridge to the final little rock cone of the Aiguille was
+literally thrown to the winds. Here again, therefore, this narrative is
+highly unconventional, for it is impossible to consult M. Roget's
+"Thesaurus" and indulge with its aid in any grandiloquent description of
+the view from the summit, although my account has now reached the stage at
+which such word painting ought properly to be inserted. We turned to our
+right, the direction in which the peak lay, and walked some little way
+along the ridge till we got under shelter of a rock; now we were able once
+more to stand upright and, huddled together, took the opportunity which
+had been denied to us for some hours to interchange views. All agreed that
+the situation was vile; that word, at least, may be taken as the resultant
+of the various forcible epithets actually employed. All agreed that the
+cold was intense, the prospect doubtful, and the panorama _nil_. There was
+but one redeeming feature: extreme discomfort will reveal humour in those
+in whom that quality would not be expected _a priori_ to find a
+dwelling-place, and to each one of us the spectacle of his three wobegone
+companions seemed to afford, if not amusement, at least an inkling of
+complacency. Maurer removed the pack from his shoulders, and it was then
+perceived that our cup of misery was full, and our sole remaining bottle
+of wine completely empty. We had originally started with two, one white
+and one red, of an inferior and indigestible quality, but had left the
+white wine down below on the snow; we had previously drunk it. The other
+bottle had broken against some projecting rock in climbing up, and the
+resulting leakage had led to the formation of a very large circular red
+patch in the small of Maurer's back, wherever that anatomical region might
+be situated in our squat and sturdy little guide. After muttering together
+in patois for a little while the guides seized their axes and suddenly
+commenced with great vigour to hack out a large hole in the ice. We fell
+to also, and for some few minutes all worked away with the best of good
+will; the splinters and little blocks of ice flew around under our blows,
+and before long we had excavated a flat basin capable of holding water. At
+the least, the exercise had the effect of warming us, and Maurer, who
+previously, from the effects of the cold, had been the colour of a
+congested alderman in the face, gradually assumed a more healthy hue. We
+now inquired what the object might be of preparing this cavern. Thereupon
+Jaun gave vent to the ingenious suggestion that we had better remain where
+we were and sleep in it. The idea seemed too likely to lead to permanent
+repose to be commendable, and we received his proposition, as befitted its
+nature, with some coolness, remarking that on the whole we should prefer
+to go home. This view led to further conversation; ultimately we descended
+a few feet on the south-east side and then made our way along the face of
+the slope in a south-westerly direction towards the hut on the Aiguille du
+Midi. The snow was soft, and we went on for some distance without
+difficulty, till we again reached the ridge on the south-west side of the
+Aiguille, having thus passed round the base of the final peak of the
+mountain, which consists of a comparatively small rocky cone jutting up
+from the main ridge. We were still of course a long way from the hut, but
+as in this situation we were much more sheltered, we took the opportunity
+to review the state of affairs and to consider our position, which for the
+moment, like that of the pocket of a lady's ball dress, was indeterminate.
+What were we to do? As with the diners at "Prix fixe" restaurant, there
+were three courses for us: we might go down on one side, we might descend
+on the other side, or we might remain where we were. The latter
+alternative was as distasteful now as it had been just previously, and it
+was negatived decisively. "Very good," said the guides; "if you won't stay
+here we must go down that way," and they pointed in a direction westerly
+by the compass. My companion and I were opposed to this plan for two
+reasons: one that the route would, if it led anywhere in particular, take
+us down to the Glacier des Bossons, where we did not want to go, the other
+that by reason of the marvellous fury of the hurricane it would have been
+altogether impossible to follow at all the line indicated. We were only in
+fact able to dart out from under shelter of the rock and peer down into
+the misty depths for a few seconds at a time, for the gale took our breath
+away as completely as in the "cavern of the winds" at Niagara. To have
+climbed down a new and difficult rock cliff in the face of the numbing
+cold would have been little short of suicidal.
+
+(M76)
+
+It is Artemus Ward, I think, who describes the ingenious manner in which
+Baron Trenck, of prison-breaking fame, escaped on one occasion from
+durance vile. For fifteen long years the Baron had lain immured, and had
+tried in vain to carry out all the sensational methods of escape ever
+suggesting themselves to his fertile brain. At last an idea occurred to
+him. He opened the door and walked out. By an intellectual effort of
+almost equal brilliancy and originality we solved the difficulty that
+beset us: we turned towards the south-east and walked quietly down the
+slope for a hundred feet or so. Simplicity of thought is characteristic of
+great minds. Why, nevertheless, it had not occurred to us before to escape
+by this line I can no more explain than I can give the reason why all the
+ladies in a concert-room smile, as one woman, when a singer of their own
+sex makes her appearance on the platform, or why itinerant harp players
+always wear tall hats. Immediately the complexion of affairs brightened
+up. The wind was much less furious than it had been on the ridge, and the
+hail was replaced by snow. Jaun now gave it as his opinion that the best
+line of descent would consist in crossing round the head of the Vallee
+Blanche and the upper slopes of the Glacier du Geant, so as to join the
+ordinary route leading from the Col du Geant to the Montanvert. But in the
+thick mist it would have been far from easy to hit off the right track,
+and we thought it possible to make a short cut to the same end, and to
+find a way directly down the Vallee Blanche towards the rocks known as the
+Petit Rognon. We had no compass with us, but the direction of the slope
+indicated the proper line of descent to follow. In most years it would not
+be easy to discover the way through the complicated crevasses of the
+ice-fall situated between the "Rognon" and the easterly rocks of the
+Aiguille du Midi; but in 18-- so much snow had fallen early in the spring
+and so little had melted during the summer, that we experienced
+comparatively little difficulty in descending almost in a straight line.
+During this part of the expedition the good qualities of our guides showed
+once more to advantage. Unquestionably while on the ridge they had put
+forward suggestions which were rather wild in character, and which were
+proved now to be mistaken. The intense cold and the beating of the storm
+seemed rather to have paralysed their usually calm judgment, and it is an
+odd fact that guides, even when first rate, are oftentimes more affected
+by such conditions than are the amateurs whom they conduct. We could no
+more, with such experience as we possessed, have led the way aright as our
+leader did with unerring sagacity, than an untutored person could write
+out a full orchestra score. We could only insist on a given line being
+taken if in their judgment it were possible. Once fairly started, we felt
+that we must push our plan through, employing the same form of argument as
+the man did in support of a bold statement that a certain beaver, closely
+pursued by a dog, had climbed up a tree. It was not a question now whether
+we could do it, or could not do it; we had to do it. The day was far
+spent, there was possibly much difficult work before us, and the exertion
+already undergone had been tolerably severe. The temptation was therefore
+great rather to scamp the work of finding the best and safest track
+through the ice-fall, but our leader displayed as much care and
+thoroughness as if he were strolling over snow slopes with a critical
+Chamouni guide behind him. A momentary glimpse of the familiar form of the
+Aiguille du Geant right in front of us confirmed the judgment that we were
+on the right track. In descending the ice-fall we passed to the right of
+the Petit Rognon, and at the base of the Seracs halted and thought we
+would have something to eat. Maurer produced our stock of provisions,
+which consisted of one roll studded with little bits of broken glass and
+reduced by the action of wine and water to the consistence of a poultice.
+The refection was, therefore, as unsatisfactory as a meal out of a loosely
+tied nosebag to a cab horse. And now for another departure from
+time-honoured custom. All mountain narratives at this period of the day
+make reference to the use of tobacco, the well-earned pipe, and so forth.
+But the sleety rain, which for the last hour and a half had replaced the
+snow, had soaked everything so thoroughly that an attempt to carry out the
+orthodox proceeding did not, like most failures, end in smoke. So we
+trudged on again empty and unsolaced.
+
+(M77)
+
+As the shades of night were falling, four dripping and woe-begone
+travellers might, to borrow the novelist's common mode of expression, have
+been observed toiling up the steep path towards the old Montanvert
+hotel--that is, they might have been observed by anybody who was foolish
+enough to be out of doors on such a detestable evening. We entered the
+familiar little room, an ingenious compound of a toyshop and a barrack,
+and notwithstanding that we were viewed with marked disfavour by the other
+guests therein assembled in consequence of our moist and steamy condition,
+we seated ourselves and called for refreshment. The atmosphere in the
+stuffy den called the salon was a trifle pungent, and having contributed a
+little additional dampness to the apartment we set off again. That
+familiar old room with its odd collection of curiosities, in which the
+fare was on the whole more disproportionate to the price than at any other
+institution of a similar kind in the mountains, has ceased to exist long
+ago. I fancy that it did not require much pulling down. It is happily
+replaced now by one of the best managed and most comfortable mountain
+hotels to be found in the Alps, a sure sign of which attraction is to be
+found in the fact that it is, at any rate, spoken of with disfavour by the
+inhabitants of the village below or by such as do not hold shares. Another
+hour's descent and we passed through the few scattered houses just outside
+Chamouni. The attractions on the way down had not diverted us from our
+stern purpose of reaching Couttet's hotel as soon as possible. We had
+politely declined the invitation of a perennially knitting young woman to
+view a live chamois. The spasmodic smile called up by each approaching
+tourist faded from her countenance as we passed by. Four times did we
+decline the gentle refreshment of _limonade gazeuse_, once did we sternly
+refuse to partake of strawberries, and twice to purchase crystals. It was
+dark as we neared the town; it may have been my fancy, but I cannot help
+thinking that I perceived our old friend the blind beggar with the
+lugubrious expression which he wore when on duty, and with the tall hat
+which served the purpose of an alms'-box, and which he did not wear when
+on duty, enjoying himself in a very merry manner by the side of a blazing
+fire. Notwithstanding that night had fallen there was still a little group
+by the bridge round the one-armed telescope man, anxiously crowding to
+hear the last news of the two insane Englishmen who had without doubt
+perished that day miserably on the rocks of the Midi. A project had
+already been started to organise an expedition on the morrow to search for
+the bodies; and we might very possibly, if we had cared for the
+excitement, have been allowed to join the party.
+
+(M78)
+
+As in a play the most striking situation is by the discreet author
+reserved to the conclusion, so in this contradictory chapter the most
+glaring deficiency comes now at the end. My readers, if they have
+generously followed me so far, will recognise that we not only went on
+something of a fool's errand, incurring considerable difficulty and
+perhaps risk in that mission, but that we never got up the mountain at
+all. The force of contradictoriness can no further go. Still, it may be
+pointed out that we did actually accomplish all that was novel in the
+expedition. Once on the ridge, the remaining portion of the climb is, in
+fine weather, easy and well known, so the fact that the Aiguille du Midi
+can be ascended by this line by any one consumed with an ambition to do
+so, is beyond doubt. We were not probably at one point more than twenty
+minutes or half an hour from the actual summit. I cannot honestly advise
+anybody to follow our tracks; but in all probability, if someone should
+desire to do so, he need not, under favourable conditions, contemplate
+meeting with any unsurmountable difficulties.
+
+ [Illustration: THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+ FROM THE SOUTH]
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VI.
+
+
+ ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+
+
+ "_Decies repetita placebit_"
+
+
+ Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure--Expeditions on
+ the Aiguille du Dru in 1874--The ridge between the Aiguilles du Dru
+ and Verte--"Defendu de passer par la"--Distance lends
+ enchantment--Other climbers attack the peak--View of the mountain
+ from the Col de Balme--We try the northern side, and fail more
+ signally than usual--Showing that mountain fever is of the
+ recurrent type--We take seats below, but have no opportunity of
+ going up higher--The campaign opens--We go under canvas--A spasmodic
+ start, and another failure--A change of tactics and a new
+ leader--Our sixteenth attempt--Sports and pastimes at Chamouni--The
+ art of cray-fishing--The apparel oft proclaims the man--A canine
+ acquaintance--A new ally--The turning point of the expedition--A
+ rehearsal for the final performance--A difficult descent--A blank in
+ the narrative--A carriage misadventure--A penultimate failure--We
+ start with two guides and finish with one--The rocks of the
+ Dru--Maurer joins the party--Our nineteenth attempt--A narrow escape
+ in the gully--The arete at last--The final scramble--Our foe is
+ vanquished and decorated--The return journey--Benighted--A moonlight
+ descent--We are graciously received--On "fair" mountaineering--The
+ prestige of new peaks--Chamouni becomes festive--"Heut' Abend
+ grosses Feuerwerkfest"--Chamouni dances and shows hospitality--The
+ scene closes in.
+
+
+It is to some extent an unfortunate circumstance that in a personal
+narrative of adventure the result is practically known from the very
+beginning. The only uncertainty that can exist is the actual pattern on
+which the links of the chain are united together, for the climax is from
+the outset a foregone conclusion. The descriptive account will inevitably
+conduct the reader along a more or less mazy path to an assured goal.
+There is certainly one other variety, but that takes the less satisfactory
+form of an obituary notice. Even in a thoroughly well-acted play a
+perceptible shudder runs through the audience when two actors select each
+a chair, draw them down to the footlights, and one announces "'Tis now
+some fourteen years ago." The expression in its pristine dramatic
+simplicity may still be heard in transpontine theatres, but modern realism
+insists usually on a paraphrase. The audience cannot but feel, however
+thrilling the story to be told, that at any rate the two players have
+survived the adventures they have to narrate, and on the whole a good many
+wish they hadn't. There sit the heroes, and exert themselves as they will
+their recital is apt to fall somewhat flat. In like manner I will not
+attempt to conceal the fact that the ultimate result of our numerous
+attempts on the peak which forms the subject of this chapter was that we
+got up it, and the fact may also be divulged that we came down again, and
+in safety. Indeed, it seems difficult now to realise the length of time
+during which our ultimate success oscillated in the balance--at one time
+appearing hopeless, at another problematical, at times almost certain, and
+then again apparently out of our reach.
+
+(M79)
+
+In 1874, with two guides, of whom Alexander Burgener was one, we started
+for the Montanvert with the intention of making for the ridge between the
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte, with the object of further
+investigating the route which Messrs. Pendlebury, Kennedy and Marshall had
+essayed on an occasion already described, when the bad condition of the
+rocks frustrated their hopes. The mountain was probably in a very
+different state on this occasion, and we experienced no very great
+difficulty in discovering a fairly easy route up the rocks. The chief
+trouble consisted in the fact that the rock gully by which the ascent is
+chiefly made was extensively plastered over with ice, a condition in which
+we nearly always found it. The last part of the climb up to the ridge
+affords a most splendid scramble. The face is so steep on either side that
+the climber comes quite suddenly to a position whence he overlooks the
+northern slope, if slope it may be called, and looks down on to the
+Glacier du Nant Blanc. Seen in grey shadow, or half shrouded in shifting
+mists and coloured only with half-tints, the precipice is magnificent;
+huge sheets of clear ice coat its flanks, and the almost unbroken descent
+of rock affords as striking a spectacle as the mountaineer fond of wild
+desolation can well picture.
+
+ If you would see this slope aright,
+ Look at it by the pale grey light.
+
+On the left the mass of the Aiguille du Dru cuts off the view of the
+fertile regions; far away on the right the huge tapering towers of rock
+form a massive foreground stretching away to the base of the Aiguille
+Verte. The spectator too seems strangely shut off, so that, gazing around,
+on either side he can see but a narrow extent of the mountain. We looked
+down and did not like what we saw; we looked up and liked it less. The day
+was fine and the mountain in good condition. I can recall now that our
+eyes must have wandered over the very route that ultimately proved to be
+the right one, and yet to none of us that afternoon did it appear in the
+least degree possible. Unquestionably the crags of the Aiguille du Dru
+looked formidable enough from this point of view, and we could not but
+think that nature must have provided some easier mode of access to the
+summit than this face seemed to afford. We climbed along the ridge till we
+were almost against the face of the mountain, but then we had to turn our
+gaze so directly upwards that matters looked still worse. Then we faced
+about and climbed in the other direction. The rocks seemed to grow bigger
+and bigger the more we looked at them. What the guides actually thought I
+do not quite know, but at the moment my own impression was that it would
+be impossible to ascend more than two or three hundred feet: so we turned
+and came back. Even while we yet descended the thought came that this face
+of the mountain was perhaps not so utterly hopeless as it had appeared a
+few minutes previously, and in my own mind I decided that, should we fail
+in discovering some much more promising line from another point of view,
+we would at least return to the ridge often enough to familiarise
+ourselves with this aspect of the mountain, with the idea that such
+familiarity if it did not succeed in breeding contempt might at least give
+birth to a more sanguine frame of mind. The farther we got from our point
+of view the more hopeful did the mental impression seem to become, and by
+the time we reached Chamouni we had all separately arrived at the
+conclusion--somewhat selfish perhaps, but justifiable under the
+circumstances--that if asked what we thought of the possibility of
+ascending by the face we had tried, we would give honestly the opinion we
+had formed while on the ridge, and not the opinion at which we had arrived
+subsequently.
+
+(M80)
+
+Other explorers were meanwhile at work on the mountain, but so far as I
+could learn all their attempts were made on the south-western peak. At any
+rate they followed more or less the line we had first struck out. Some
+thought that the lower peak alone was feasible, others that the higher
+peak was attainable only from the south-western side. So thought Mr. E. R.
+Whitwell; so again, Mr. J. Birkbeck, jun., both of whom reached probably a
+much higher point on the south-western face than we succeeded in obtaining
+in 1873.
+
+In 1875 we were making our way once more by the Col de Balme to Chamouni,
+and being in somewhat of a reflective mood, induced by the consumption of
+a soup-tureen full of bread and milk at the hotel at the top of the pass,
+we sought a shady spot hard by whence a good view of the Aiguille du Dru
+could be obtained, and contemplated the precipices as seen from this point
+of view. The northern slope leading up to the ridge over which we had
+looked lay well before us. The upper part of the mountain looked
+distinctly different as far as accessibility was concerned. It seemed just
+possible, if a way could only be found up from the level of the ridge to a
+certain ledge some distance above, that the final mass might be feasible.
+There appeared to be a sort of gully sloping upwards in a direction curved
+away from us, in which the snow lay so thick that the rocks on either side
+could not, we thought, be very steep. At the least it seemed to be worth
+our while to make for this gully, which was obviously unattainable from
+the ridge itself, for it was here cut off by a belt of straight rock.
+
+(M81)
+
+A few days later we carried the idea into effect. It was necessary to
+engage some one to carry the tent, and Burgener was deputed to search for
+a porter of a willing disposition and suitable physical conformation.
+Presently he came back in company with a shambling youth of great length
+of limb and somewhat lanky frame. We inquired if he were willing to come
+with us, whereupon the young man was seized with violent facial
+contortions, and we perceived that he suffered from an impediment in his
+speech. Not wishing to render him nervous by our presence, we took a short
+turn in the garden, leaving him where he stood. On our return the young
+man's efforts culminated in the remark, "How much?" We said, "Twenty-five
+francs," and then started off to consult the barometer. On coming back
+after this interval we found that the young man had just previously
+succeeded in articulating "Yes." The practical result of this one-sided
+colloquy was that the next day the tall young man was laden with the tent,
+with directions to carry it up to a point immediately opposite the
+Montanvert below the Glacier du Nant Blanc. The tall young man shouldered
+his burden and started off with great activity. We followed him somewhat
+later under the rather transparent pretence of going to hunt for crystals
+next day. Making our way up by a long ridge lying between the Glacier du
+Nant Blanc and a little snow patch dignified in some maps by the
+appellation of the Glacier du Dru, we skirted round the base of the
+Aiguille looking constantly upwards to find some practicable line of
+ascent, and hoping that we might discover one which would conduct us up on
+to the main mass of the mountain before we had got opposite to the point
+by which we had made our ascent from the southern side. It soon became
+evident that we were very unlikely to find a way. Far above jutted out a
+little horizontal table of rock. Burgener observed that if we could only
+get there it would be something. So far his remarks did not appear
+inaccurate, but it was perfectly clear before long that there was no
+chance of getting any higher, supposing we could get on to this platform;
+yet a little further, and we perceived that we could not even get to it.
+Ultimately we discovered that the platform itself was an optical delusion.
+It did not seem worth while to make any attempt to reach the summit of the
+ridge from the side we were on, even if we could have done so, which I
+doubt. The day may come when the climber will seek to discover some
+variation to the route up the peak; but mountaineering skill will indeed
+have improved out of all knowledge if anyone ever succeeds in getting up
+this northern face. From every point of view we surveyed it, and from
+every point of view, in our opinion, it was equally impossible. So in the
+evening we came back once more to the tent, from the door of which
+protruded a pair of thick boots. These encased the feet articulated to the
+lanky legs of the tall young man, who had been enjoying a siesta of some
+ten or twelve hours' duration. Kicking gently at a prominent bulging of
+the canvas on the opposite side to the door had the effect of waking our
+slumbrous friend, who was exceedingly sarcastic at our want of success;
+so, at least, we judged by his expression of countenance. For a long while
+his efforts yielded no verbal result. But his words seemed as it were to
+stick fast in an endeavour to bring them out three or four abreast through
+a portal that was capable only of allowing egress to them in single file.
+Of a sudden the jostling syllables broke down the obstructing barrier, and
+he startled us by pouring forth a string of remarks with precipitate
+volubility. Knowing, however, that it would be some time before we could
+hope to try the peak again, we were not loth to leave him under the
+impression, to be communicated to his friends at Chamouni, that we had
+come to the conclusion that the mountain was inaccessible.
+
+(M82)
+
+It was not till 1878 that we were able to revisit once more the scene of
+our many failures.
+
+During the winter months, however, the thought of the stubborn Aiguille
+had been from time to time discussed, and when J. Oakley Maund and I came
+back to Chamouni we had very serious intentions. This time we were both
+possessed with one fixed determination with regard to the Aiguille. Either
+we would get up to the top or, at the worst, would, as far as lay in our
+power, prove that it was inaccessible by any line of attack. By my wish,
+our first attempts were to be made by the old route leading towards the
+lower peak; not that we were very sanguine of succeeding by this line of
+ascent, but rather because we felt that no very great amount of
+exploration would be necessary to determine whether the higher point could
+or could not be reached from this side; but though our intentions were
+good we were scarcely prepared for the difficulties that met us from the
+beginning. The elements seemed to have set their faces against us. Time
+after time when all was ready for a start we were baulked by snow, wind,
+or rain. Day after day we sat waiting in vain for the favourable moment,
+sometimes at our bivouac high up above the Mer de Glace, by the side of
+the Glacier de la Charpoua, till hope deferred and a series of _table
+d'hote_ dinners combined with want of exercise to make the heart sick and
+the individual despondently dyspeptic. Perhaps the wind would shift round
+a point or two towards the north and a couple of fine days occur.
+Straightway we set off for the tent which we left concealed at the
+bivouac. Then came the rain again, and we had to return soaked and
+dejected. Sometimes it rained before we got to the Montanvert and
+sometimes after, and in fact we seemed to be making perpetually fitful
+excursions from the kitchen fire at the Montanvert to that at Couttet's
+hotel. On hydropathic principles we found the state of the elements no
+mean form of cure for the mountain fever. Still, like the hungry butler,
+we reflected that everything comes to him who waits, and seizing every
+possible opportunity did manage to achieve some climbing during the rare
+intervals of moderately favourable weather.
+
+(M83)
+
+The campaign was opened with an attempt made with Jaun and Andreas Maurer
+as guides. A youth of hollow visage and weak joints (a relation, possibly,
+of our friend with the one defective articulation), who did not much enter
+into the spirit of the expedition, and who seemed by his expression to
+echo Hamlet's interrogation as to the necessity of bearing fardels,
+carried our tent up to the grass slopes by the Charpoua glacier. Here, on
+a smooth, level patch of turf surrounded on three sides by rocks, we
+established a little country seat, though we scarcely realised on this
+first occasion how often it would be our lot to run up and spend the night
+there, and to return to town the following morning. There are many and
+excellent camping places about these slopes; dry dwarf rhododendron bushes
+abound, and water is plentiful. There was no difficulty in rising early
+the next morning, for at some time in the small hours the spindle-legged
+porter was seized with terrible cramp. Under ordinary circumstances his
+lower limbs were imperfectly under his control, and when thus affected
+they became perfectly ungovernable, so that the neat order in which we had
+disposed ourselves overnight for slumber was rudely disarranged, and we
+were forced to rise and turn out till the spasms should have subsided.
+Under the influence of gentle friction the spasms quieted down, and when
+we left he was troubled only with a few twitching kicks, such as may be
+observed in a dreaming dog. At 2 A.M. we started and wended our way up the
+glacier, every step of which seemed familiar. To our surprise and delight
+the snow was in first-rate order, and our spirits rose at the prospect of
+a good climb; but the time had not yet come for success, and our hopes
+were soon to be dashed. There was still an immense amount of snow on the
+lower rock slopes over which access to the south-western peak is alone
+possible, and this snow was in a highly treacherous condition. Before we
+had ascended many feet the guides very properly refused to go on, a
+determination with which we felt ourselves bound to acquiesce. They
+pointed out that it would be unwarrantably dangerous to descend late in
+the afternoon over deep snow, soft, and but loosely adhering to the rocks.
+Under such conditions it is of course impossible to judge of the foothold,
+and there is nothing to hold on to with the hands. There was no other
+alternative, therefore, if we were to follow this route, than to wait till
+more of the snow should have melted, or else to find a track where the
+rocks were bare. As far as we could ascertain, however, there was no such
+track to be seen. We decided to go back, but still remained at Chamouni,
+for we durst not lose a single favourable opportunity. With an
+imperturbability bred of long experience did we meet the sniggers and
+sneers of certain croakers below, who looked with an unfavourable eye on
+our proceedings.
+
+(M84)
+
+Within the next fortnight we made two further attempts by much the same
+route and with the same guides, but only succeeded in going far enough to
+prove that the opinion of the guides was perfectly correct with regard to
+the state of the snow. Already matters seemed to justify some gloomy doubt
+as to whether we could carry out even the exploratory part of our
+programme, for Jaun was compelled to leave us in order to fulfil another
+engagement, and we scarcely knew where to turn to find another man capable
+of guiding us in the way we desired to go. Still our determination was
+unshaken by our run of ill-luck. We would not give it up. With no more
+definite object than that of justifying an impending _table d'hote_
+dinner, I was walking up the Montanvert path one rainy afternoon, when a
+ray of sunlight suddenly burst upon me in the person of Alexander
+Burgener. He had come over the Col du Geant with a party of travellers,
+and to our delight was not only disengaged, but exceedingly anxious to
+attack once more, or, in fact, as often as we liked, the obstinate
+Aiguille. From the moment that he assumed the chief command matters began
+to wear a different complexion, for we learnt that he had taken every
+opportunity to consider and study the mountain. By his advice a complete
+change of tactics was adopted. We decided to abandon all idea of attacking
+the lower peak, and made up our minds to try the higher summit by the
+route we had first followed four years previously. We had often discussed
+together our chances of success on this peak, and had often come to the
+conclusion that its ascent was more than doubtful. But now Burgener was so
+positive of ultimate triumph, and so confident in his own powers, not only
+of getting up himself, but of getting us also to our goal, that the whole
+matter seemed placed before us in a different light. We might have to
+wait, we might have to try many times, but still we could not but believe
+the impression that now gradually formed that we must ultimately succeed.
+To the spirit which Burgener displayed that year, and which he imbued in
+us (at a time when it must be confessed that such a spirit was much
+wanted, for we were as downcast as water-cure patients during the
+process), and to his sagacity and great guiding qualities, the whole of
+our ultimate success was due. I knew that, as a guide, he was immeasurably
+superior to an amateur in his trained knack of finding the way, and that
+in quickness on rocks the two could hardly be compared. But previously it
+had always seemed to me that the amateur excelled in one great requisite,
+viz., pluck. Let this record show that in one instance at least this
+estimate was erroneous, for had it not been for Burgener's indomitable
+pluck we should never have succeeded in climbing the Aiguille du Dru.
+
+(M85)
+
+Burgener was of opinion that from the summit of the actual ridge lying
+east of the higher peak, and between it and the Aiguille Verte, it was not
+feasible to ascend on to the face of the mountain, and he proposed
+accordingly that we should commence by making a study of the rocks lying
+to the left of the main gully running up to this same ridge, endeavouring
+if possible to discover some point where we could bear off to the left on
+to the real mass of the mountain. In addition he pointed out that the
+upper rocks might be very difficult and require much time (as we had
+already agreed together in previous years that they were altogether
+impossible, this remark seemed probable enough), and it was important
+therefore to discover the easiest and quickest way up the lower part of
+the rock slopes. Accordingly we departed--and this was our sixteenth
+attempt--from the Montanvert one morning at 1 A.M. We had long since
+cultivated a manner of going about our business in such a way as to avoid
+the gaze of the curious, and set forth on this occasion in much the same
+spirit that burglars adopt when on evil errands intent. The day was
+entirely spent as agreed in studying the lower rocks and working out
+accurately the most feasible line of assault. But though we ascended on
+this occasion to no very great height we were perpetually engaged in
+climbing, and the quantity of snow which still lay on the rocks rendered
+progress difficult and care necessary. Still it was no haphazard
+exploration that we were engaged in, and the spirit of deliberation in
+which we began begat a spirit of hopefulness as we went on. A fancied
+insufficiency of guiding strength, coupled with a decidedly insufficient
+supply of rope and an inherent idea that the new line of assault
+contemplated was not to be worked out to an end at the first attempt, all
+combined to drive us back to Chamouni late the same evening.
+
+(M86)
+
+_Apres cela le deluge_, and for a long time high mountaineering of any
+description was out of the question. Desperate were the attempts we made
+to amuse ourselves, and to while away the time. Sports and pastimes within
+the limited area of the hotel premises were the fashion for a time. The
+courtyard in front of Couttet's hotel was made into a lawn-tennis ground.
+The village stores being ransacked yielded a limited supply of
+parti-coloured india-rubber balls; the village carpenter constructed bats
+out of flat pieces of wood, and we sought to forget the unpropitious
+elements by playing morning, noon, and night. As a result several windows
+and a lamp were reduced to ruin. Then we went a-crayfishing. A basket
+carriage, which was constructed apparently of iron sheeting, but painted
+over with a wicker-work pattern in order to deceive a flea-bitten grey
+steed of great age with the impression that it was very light, conveyed us
+to Chatelard, which by a twofold inaccuracy was termed the fishing-ground,
+our object being to catch animals which were not fish and lived in water.
+There the sport began, and was conducted on this wise. Sticks with a cleft
+at the end, into which nondescript pieces of ill-smelling meat were
+wedged, were submerged in a little brook to tempt the prey, but the only
+bites we got were from the horse-flies and inflicted on our own persons;
+howbeit, one or two of the party when at a distance from their
+fellow-sportsmen averred that they had been on a point of catching
+monsters of the deep the size of lobsters. We did not discover till
+subsequently that, led astray by a plausible peasant possessed of riparian
+rights and untruthful propensities, we had been fishing (or
+"crustaceaning," to speak correctly) all day in a stream untenanted by any
+crayfish whatever, the result being that we caught a chill and nothing
+else. The ancient steed, moreover, though he bowled along merrily enough
+down the hill to Chatelard and required no more stimulus than an
+occasional chirrup from the driver afforded, was yet very loth to draw the
+party back up the hill at the same pace, and required such constant
+stimulation of a more active kind on the way back that it was found
+necessary before we reached the village to stop and smooth out the creases
+on his sides. The next day the report came that the spotted grey was "tres
+malade," and the next day too my right arm was excessively stiff.
+
+A subsequent sporting expedition yielded happier results. One of the
+party, gifted with diplomatic talents and a power of detecting the
+vulnerable points in the character of the natives, purchased, for the sum
+of one franc, information from a shockheaded juvenile suffering from a
+skin eruption as to the best stocked streams. Then did the deep yield up
+its carnivorous denizens. Artfully and in silence did the anglers wait for
+their prey to claw the reeking bait. Deftly and warily did they withdraw
+the rod, sometimes with two or three victims clinging in a bunch, and land
+the spoil on the bank. Then would the crayfish loosen their hold, roll
+over on their backs, flap their tails very briskly, and start off with
+amazing rapidity for short country walks, speedily to be captured and
+consigned to the recesses of a receptacle, bearing a suspicious
+resemblance to Madame Couttet's work-basket. Ultimately they formed the
+basis of a "bisque" not unworthy of Brebant.
+
+(M87)
+
+What time the india-rubber balls were all burst and the fishing-ground had
+lost its attraction, seated on a tilted chair beneath the verandah we fell
+a-musing and studied human nature, and the various types that presented
+day after day round and about the hotel. Much was there to marvel at in
+many of the costumes, to many of which the late Mr. Planche himself would
+have been unable to assign a date. It has been noticed of course, times
+out of mind, as a characteristic of the Briton, that a costume in which he
+would not go coal-heaving at home is considered good enough for Sunday in
+the Alps. One gentleman indeed, whose own apparel would have been
+considered untidy even if he had been a member of a shipwrecked crew, had
+been enlarging on this topic with much fervour, to a select audience,
+dwelling especially on the discourtesy thus shown to the natives of the
+country. I looked, when Sunday came, that he should be clad in raiment of
+more than ordinary fitness and splendour, but the only changes that I
+could perceive from the week-day vesture consisted in a tall hat, which
+somebody had mistaken for an opera hat on some occasion, and a long strip
+of rag wound round a cut finger, while his wife, who had recently been on
+the glaciers, appeared in a low cut dress, so that she presented a curious
+piebald appearance. The lateness of the season may have accounted for the
+fact that many of the garments seemed rapidly to be resolving into their
+pristine condition of warp and woof, especially about the region where it
+is usual in the Alps to light the poison-darting lucifer matches of the
+country. There were flannel shirts with collars on some, and flannel
+shirts without them on others, while yet a third set wore white chokers
+round their necks made of vulcanite, so that they looked like favourite
+pug-dogs, or fashioned of a shiny paper, which obviously had no more to do
+with the garment with which they were temporarily associated than the
+label of an expensive wine at a second-rate restaurant has to do with the
+contents of the bottle. Then we fell to anatomical study, and marvelled at
+the various imperfections of development the muscle known to the learned
+as the gastrocnemius(4) could exhibit in the legs of our countrymen, and
+wondered why they took such pains in their costume to display its usually
+unsymmetrical proportions, and wondered too if they really believed that a
+double folding back of the upper part of the stocking below the
+knickerbocker deceived anyone with an appearance of mighty thews. Then we
+went off and tapped the barometer, which was as devoid of principle as a
+bone setter, and kept on persistently rising. We made friends with a
+little stray waif of a dog of obsequious demeanour and cringing
+disposition, prone to roll over on its back when spoken to, thereby
+displaying a curiously speckled stomach, but which was withal inclined to
+be amiable, and wagged its tail so vigorously on being noticed that I
+quite feared it might sustain a sprain at the root of that appendage. But
+our friendship was short-lived. Before long our little friend found an
+acquaintance in the shape of a small semi-shaved mongrel with a tail like
+a stalk of asparagus run to seed. After a little preliminary walking about
+on tiptoe, friendly overtures were made. The game commenced by the
+playmates licking each others' noses; next they ran round with surprising
+rapidity in very small circles, and then fell to wrestling in the middle
+of the courtyard. These canine acquaintanceships always end in the same
+way. Before long a sudden, sharp squeak was heard, and the last I saw of
+my little friend was a vanishing form darting round the nearest corner,
+with his tail as much between his legs as the excessive shortness of that
+excrescence would permit. His playmate, somewhat disturbed for a moment by
+this abrupt termination of the acquaintanceship, gazed pensively, with
+ears erect, for a while in the direction in which his friend had vanished:
+then investigated two or three unimportant objects by the sense of smell,
+consumed a few blades of grass, yawned twice, stretched himself once,
+rolled on something which had puzzled him, and retired to repose at a
+little distance to await the expected medicinal effects of the herb of
+which he had partaken.
+
+(M88)
+
+This is a true saying, that "There's small choice in rotten apples," and a
+description of boredom in one place is much like the same in another.
+Gradually, weariness of the flesh below in the valley became almost
+intolerable, while we were longing for an opportunity to weary the flesh,
+in another way, on the mountain. Ultimately, to my infinite regret, Maund
+found himself obliged to depart to fulfil an engagement elsewhere, but I
+still held on, though the conviction was daily becoming stronger that the
+rain would go on till the winter snows came.
+
+(M89)
+
+On a mountain such as we knew the Aiguille du Dru to be it would not have
+been wise to make any attempt with a party of more than four. No doubt
+three--that is, an amateur with two guides--would have been better still,
+but I had, during the enforced inaction through which we had been passing,
+become so convinced of ultimate success that I was anxious to find a
+companion to share it. Fortunately, J. Walker Hartley, a highly skilful
+and practised mountaineer, was at Chamouni, and it required but little
+persuasion to induce him to join our party. Seizing an opportunity one
+August day when the rain had stopped for a short while, we decided to try
+once more, or at any rate to see what effects the climatic phases through
+which we had been passing had produced on the Aiguille. With Alexander
+Burgener and Andreas Maurer still as guides we ascended once again the
+slopes by the side of the Charpoua glacier, and succeeded in discovering a
+still more eligible site for a bivouac than on our previous attempts. A
+little before four the next morning we extracted each other from our
+respective sleeping bags, and made our way rapidly up the glacier. The
+snow still lay thick everywhere on the rocks, which were fearfully cold
+and glazed with thin layers of slippery ice; but our purpose was very
+serious that day, and we were not to be deterred by anything short of
+unwarrantable risk. We intended the climb to be merely one of exploration,
+but were resolved to make it as thorough as possible, and with the best
+results. From the middle of the slope leading up to the ridge the guides
+went on alone while we stayed to inspect and work out bit by bit the best
+routes over such parts of the mountain as lay within view. In an hour or
+two Burgener and Maurer came back to us, and the former invited me to go
+on with him back to the point from which he had just descended. His
+invitation was couched in gloomy terms, but there was a twinkle at the
+same time in his eye which it was easy to interpret--_ce n'est que l'oeil
+qui rit_. We started off and climbed without the rope up the way which was
+now so familiar, but which on this occasion, in consequence of the glazed
+condition of the rocks, was as difficult as it could well be; but for a
+growing conviction that the upper crags were not so bad as they looked we
+should scarcely have persevered. "Wait a little," said Burgener, "I will
+show you something presently." We reached at last a great knob of rock
+close below the ridge, and for a long time sat a little distance apart
+silently staring at the precipices of the upper peak. I asked Burgener
+what it might be that he had to show me. He pointed to a little crack some
+way off, and begged that I would study it, and then fell again to gazing
+at it very hard himself. Though we scarcely knew it at the time, this was
+the turning point of our year's climbing. Up to that moment I had only
+felt doubts as to the inaccessibility of the mountain. Now a certain
+feeling of confident elation began to creep over me. The fact is, that we
+gradually worked ourselves up into the right mental condition, and the
+aspect of a mountain varies marvellously according to the beholder's frame
+of mind. These same crags had been by each of us independently, at one
+time or another, deliberately pronounced impossible. They were in no
+better condition that day than usual, in fact in much worse order than we
+had often seen them before. Yet, notwithstanding that good judges had
+ridiculed the idea of finding a way up the precipitous wall, the prospect
+looked different that day as turn by turn we screwed our determination up
+to the sticking point. Here and there we could clearly trace short bits of
+practicable rock ledges along which a man might walk, or over which at any
+rate he might transport himself, while cracks and irregularities seemed to
+develop as we looked. Gradually, uniting and communicating passages
+appeared to form. Faster and faster did our thoughts travel, and at last
+we rose and turned to each other. The same train of ideas had
+independently been passing through our minds. Burgener's face flushed, his
+eyes brightened, and he struck a great blow with his axe as we exclaimed
+almost together, "It must, and it shall be done!"
+
+(M90)
+
+The rest of the day was devoted to bringing down the long ladder, which
+had previously been deposited close below the summit of the ridge, to a
+point much lower and nearer to the main peak. This ladder had not hitherto
+been of the slightest assistance on the rocks, and had indeed proved a
+source of constant anxiety and worry, for it was ever prone to precipitate
+its lumbering form headlong down the slope. We had, it is true, used it
+occasionally on the glacier to bridge over the crevasses, and had saved
+some time thereby. Still we were loth to discard its aid altogether, and
+accordingly devoted much time and no little exertion to hauling it about
+and fixing it in a place of security. It was late in the evening before we
+had made all our preparations for the next assault and turned to the
+descent, which proved to be exceedingly difficult on this occasion. The
+snow had become very soft during the day; the late hour and the melting
+above caused the stones to fall so freely down the gully that we gave up
+that line of descent and made our way over the face. Often, in travelling
+down, we were buried up to the waist in soft snow overlying rock slabs, of
+which we knew no more than that they were very smooth and inclined at a
+highly inconvenient angle. It was imperative for one only to move at a
+time, and the perpetual roping and unroping was most wearisome. In one
+place it was necessary to pay out 150 feet of rope between one position of
+comparative security and the one next below it, till the individual who
+was thus lowered looked like a bait at the end of a deep sea line. One
+step and the snow would crunch up in a wholesome manner and yield firm
+support. The next, and the leg plunged in as far as it could reach, while
+the submerged climber would, literally, struggle in vain to collect
+himself. Of course those above, to whom the duty of paying out the rope
+was entrusted, would seize the occasion to jerk as violently at the cord
+as a cabman does at his horse's mouth when he has misguided the animal
+round a corner. Now another step and a layer of snow not more than a foot
+deep would slide off with a gentle hiss, exposing bare, black ice beneath,
+or treacherous loose stones. Nor were our difficulties at an end when we
+reached the foot of the rocks, for the head of the glacier had fallen away
+from the main mass of the mountain, even as an ill-constructed bow window
+occasionally dissociates itself from the facade of a jerry-built villa,
+and some very complicated manoeuvring was necessary in order to reach the
+snow slopes. It was not till late in the evening that we reached Chamouni;
+but it would have mattered nothing to us even had we been benighted, for
+we had seen all that we had wanted to see, and I would have staked my
+existence now on the possibility of ascending the peak. But the moment was
+not yet at hand, and our fortress held out against surrender to the very
+last by calling in its old allies, sou'westerly winds and rainy weather.
+The whirligig of time had not yet revolved so as to bring us in our
+revenge.
+
+ * * * * * * * *
+
+(M91)
+
+Perhaps the monotonous repetition of failures on the peak influences my
+recollection of what took place subsequently to the expedition last
+mentioned. Perhaps (as I sometimes think even now) an intense desire to
+accomplish our ambition ripened into a realisation of actual occurrences
+which really were only efforts of imagination. This much I know, that when
+on September 7 we sat once more round a blazing wood fire at the familiar
+bivouac gazing pensively at the crackling fuel, it seemed hard to persuade
+one's-self that so much had taken place since our last attempt. Leaning
+back against the rock and closing the eyes for a moment it seemed but a
+dream, whose reality could be disproved by an effort of the will, that we
+had gone to Zermatt in a storm and hurried back again in a drizzle on
+hearing that some other climbers were intent on our peak; that we had left
+Chamouni in rain and tried, for the seventeenth time, in a tempest; that
+matters had seemed so utterly hopeless, seeing that the season was far
+advanced and the days but short, as to induce me to return to England,
+leaving minute directions that if the snow should chance to melt and the
+weather to mend I might be summoned back at once; that after
+eight-and-forty hours of sojourn in the fogs of my native land an
+intimation had come by telegraph of glad tidings; that I had posted off
+straightway by _grande vitesse_ back to Chamouni; that I had arrived there
+at four in the morning, in consequence of a little misadventure, which may
+be here parenthetically narrated.
+
+(M92)
+
+The afternoon diligence from Geneva did not go beyond Sallanches. However,
+an ingenious young man of low commercial morality, who said that he had a
+remarkable horse and a super-excellent carriage, was persuaded to drive me
+on the remainder of the way to Chamouni. The young man, observing that he
+had been very busy of late and had not been to bed for two nights (nor had
+he, as might be judged, washed or tidied himself since last he sought
+repose), took a very hearty drink out of a tumbler and climbed on to an
+eminence like a long-legged footstool, which it appeared was the box seat.
+With much cracking of whips and various ill-tempered remarks to his horse
+we started with success, aided by the efforts of a well-meaning person
+(judging by the way in which he wore his braces loosely encircling his
+waist, devoted to the tending of horses), who, to oblige his friend the
+driver, ran suddenly at the slothful animal in the shafts and punched the
+beast very heartily in the ribs with his fist. Before we had gone a mile
+our troubles began. The coachman's ill-humour subsided, it is true, but
+only in consequence of Nature's soft nurse weighing his eyelids down.
+Accordingly I got out my axe and poked him in the back when he curled up
+under the influence of his fatigue. This made him swear a good deal, but
+for a time the device was successful enough. Gradually the monotonous
+jangling of the harness bells induced a somnolent disposition in me too,
+and I conceived then the brilliant idea, as we were ascending the long
+hill near St. Gervais at a walk, of planting the head of the axe against
+my own chest and arranging the weapon in such a way that the spike was in
+close contact with the small of the driver's back, so that when he fell
+back it would run into him. Of a sudden I opened my eyes to find that the
+jangling had ceased and the carriage stopped. We were undoubtedly at
+Chamouni, and the journey was at an end. Such, however, was not quite the
+case. As a matter of fact, we were not 200 yards further up the hill, the
+horse was peacefully grazing by the roadside, and the young man had eluded
+my artful contrivance by falling forwards off the box, where he lay
+crumpled up into a shapeless heap, peacefully asleep, entangled between
+the shafts, the traces, the splinter bar, and the horse's tail.
+
+I rubbed my eyes and forced away by an effort the confused jumble and
+whirl of thoughts that were crowding through the brain. It was not the
+sound of the parting farewell as the diligence lumbered away from
+Chamouni, nor the slow heavy clank of the railway carriages as they
+entered the station, nor the voices of the railway porters that rang in my
+ears. Voices there were, but they were familiar. I started up and looked
+around. Surely that was the familiar outline of the Aiguille du Dru clear
+and bright above; surely that was Hartley (occupied for the moment in
+mollifying the effects of sunburn by anointing his face with the contents
+of a little squeeze-bottle), and there was Burgener; but what was this
+untidy, sleeping mass at our feet? Gradually it dawned upon me that I was
+but inverting a psychological process and trying to make a dream out of a
+reality. Hartley was there; Burgener was there; and the uncomely bundle
+was the outward form of the most incompetent guide in all the Alps. It was
+not till next day that we learnt that this creature had previously
+distinguished himself by utter imbecility in a difficult ascent up the
+north face of the Zermatt Breithorn, nor did we till the next day fully
+realise how bad a guide a man ranking as such might be. We kicked him in a
+suitable place and he awoke; then he made the one true remark that during
+our acquaintance with him he was heard to utter. He said he had been drunk
+the day before; with this he relapsed, and during the remainder of the
+time he was with us gave expression to nothing but whining complaints and
+inaccurate statements.
+
+(M93)
+
+From four in the morning of the next day till seven in the evening, when
+we reached our bivouac again, we were climbing without intermission; not
+that our imbecile friend took any very active share in the day's
+amusement. He was roped as last man in the caravan, and Hartley had to
+drag him up the glacier. He was as slow of foot as he was of
+understanding, and took no interest in the expedition. Twice we pointed
+out to him half-hidden crevasses and begged that he would be careful.
+Twice did he acknowledge our courtesy by disappearing abruptly into the
+snowy depths. Then he favoured us with a short biographical sketch of his
+wife, her attributes, and her affection for himself: he narrated the chief
+characteristics of his children, and dilated on the responsible position
+that as father of a family (probably all cretins, if there be any truth in
+the hereditary transmission of parental qualities) he considered that he
+occupied. Finally, as he appeared disposed to give us at length a memoir
+of his grandfather deceased, we decided to unrope him and let him have his
+own way in peace. For seven hours did he crouch under a little rock, not
+daring to move either up or down, or even to take the knapsack off his
+back.
+
+For the first time on this occasion did we succeed in climbing on to the
+main peak well above the level of the ridge we had so often reached, by
+means of leaving the gully at a much earlier point than usual. We followed
+the exact line that we had marked out mentally on the last occasion. At
+first progress was easy, but we could only make our way very slowly,
+seeing that we had but one short rope and only one guide; for we had
+injudiciously left the longer spare rope with our feeble-minded guide
+below, and no shouts or implorations could induce him to make his way up
+to us, nor had we leisure to go down to him; so we had to make the best of
+matters as they were. We soon found a place where the ladder might be of
+service, and spent some time in placing it in a position in which it
+remains I believe till this day.
+
+Now, personal considerations had to a great extent to be lost sight of in
+the desire to make the most of the day, and the result was that Hartley
+must have had a very bad time of it. Unfortunately perhaps for him he was
+by far the lightest member of the party; accordingly we argued that he was
+far less likely to break the rickety old ladder than we were. Again, as
+the lightest weight, he was most conveniently lowered down first over
+awkward places when they occurred.
+
+(M94)
+
+In the times which are spoken of as old, and which have also, for some not
+very definable reason, the prefix good, if you wanted your chimneys swept
+you did not employ an individual now dignified by the title of a Ramoneur,
+but you adopted the simpler plan of calling in a master sweep. This person
+would come attended by a satellite, who wore the outward form of a boy and
+was gifted with certain special physical attributes. Especially was it
+necessary that the boy should be of such a size and shape as to fit nicely
+to the chimney, not so loosely on the one hand as to have any difficulty
+in ascending by means of his knees and elbows, nor so tightly on the other
+as to run any peril of being wedged in. The boy was then inserted into the
+chimney and did all the work, while the master remained below or sat
+expectant on the roof to encourage, to preside over, and subsequently to
+profit by, his apprentice's exertions. We adopted much the same principle.
+Hartley, as the lightest, was cast for the _role_ of the "jeune premier"
+or boy, while Burgener and I on physical grounds alone filled the part,
+however unworthily, of the master sweep. As a play not infrequently owes
+its success to one actor, so did our "jeune premier," sometimes very
+literally, pull us through on the present occasion. Gallantly indeed did
+he fulfil his duty. Whether climbing up a ladder slightly out of the
+perpendicular, leaning against nothing in particular and with overhanging
+rocks above; whether let down by a rope tied round his waist, so that he
+dangled like the sign of the "Golden Fleece" outside a haberdasher's shop,
+or hauled up smooth slabs of rock with his raiment in an untidy heap
+around his neck; in each and all of these exercises he was equally at
+home, and would be let down or would come up smiling. One place gave us
+great difficulty. An excessively steep wall of rock presented itself and
+seemed to bar the way to a higher level. A narrow crack ran some little
+way up the face, but above the rock was slightly overhanging, and the
+water trickling from some higher point had led to the formation of a huge
+bunch of gigantic icicles, which hung down from above. It was necessary to
+get past these, but impossible to cut them away, as they would have fallen
+on us below. Burgener climbed a little way up the face, planted his back
+against it, and held on to the ladder in front of him, while I did the
+same just below: by this means we kept the ladder almost perpendicular,
+but feared to press the highest rung heavily against the icicles above
+lest we should break them off. We now invited Hartley to mount up. For the
+first few steps it was easy enough; but the leverage was more and more
+against us as he climbed higher, seeing that he could not touch the rock,
+and the strain on our arms below was very severe. However, he got safely
+to the top and disappeared from view. The performance was a brilliant one,
+but, fortunately, had not to be repeated; as on a subsequent occasion, by
+a deviation of about fifteen or twenty feet, we climbed to the same spot
+in a few minutes with perfect ease and without using any ladder at all. On
+this occasion, however, we must have spent fully an hour while Hartley
+performed his feats, which were not unworthy of a Japanese acrobat. Every
+few feet of the mountain at this part gave us difficulty, and it was
+curious to notice how, on this the first occasion of travelling over the
+rock face, we often selected the wrong route in points of detail. We
+ascended from twenty to fifty feet, then surveyed right and left, up and
+down, before going any further. The minutes slipped by fast, but I have no
+doubt now that if we had had time we might have ascended to the final
+arete on this occasion. We had often to retrace our steps, and whenever we
+did so found some slightly different line by which time could have been
+saved. Though the way was always difficult nothing was impossible, and
+when the word at last was given, owing to the failing light, to descend,
+we had every reason to be satisfied with the result of the day's
+exploration. There seemed to be little doubt that we had traversed the
+most difficult part of the mountain, and, indeed, we found on a later
+occasion, with one or two notable exceptions, that such was the case.
+
+(M95)
+
+However, at the time we did not think that, even if it were possible, it
+would be at all advisable to make our next attempt without a second guide.
+A telegram had been sent to Kaspar Maurer, instructing him to join us at
+the bivouac with all possible expedition. The excitement was thus kept up
+to the very last, for we knew not whether the message might have reached
+him, and the days of fine weather were precious.
+
+It was late in the evening when we reached again the head of the glacier,
+and the point where we had left the feeble creature who had started with
+us as a second guide. On beholding us once more he wept copiously, but
+whether his tears were those of gratitude for release from the cramped
+position in which he had spent his entire day, or of joy at seeing us safe
+again, or whether they were the natural overflow of an imbecile intellect
+stirred by any emotion whatever, it were hard to say; at any rate he wept,
+and then fell to a description of some interesting details concerning the
+proper mode of bringing up infants, and the duties of parents towards
+their children: the most important of which, in his estimation, was that
+the father of a family should run no risk whatever on a mountain. Reaching
+our bivouac, we looked anxiously down over the glacier for any signs of
+Kaspar Maurer. Two or three parties were seen crawling homewards towards
+the Montanvert over the ice-fields, but no signs of our guide were
+visible. As the shades of night, however, were falling, we were able
+indistinctly to see in the far-off distance a little black dot skipping
+over the Mer de Glace with great activity. Most eagerly did we watch the
+apparition, and when finally it headed in our direction and all doubt was
+removed as to the personality, we felt that our constant ill-luck was at
+last on the eve of changing. However, it was not till two days later that
+we left Chamouni once more for the nineteenth and, as it proved, for the
+last time to try the peak.
+
+(M96)
+
+On September 11, we sat on the rocks a few feet above the camping-place.
+Never before had we been so confident of success. The next day's climb was
+no longer to be one of exploration. We were to start as early as the light
+would permit, and we were to go up and always up, if necessary till the
+light should fail. Possibly we might have succeeded long before if we had
+had the same amount of determination to do so that we were possessed with
+on this occasion. We had made up our minds to succeed, and felt as if all
+our previous attempts had been but a sort of training for this special
+occasion. We had gone so far as to instruct our friends below to look out
+for us on the summit between twelve and two the next day. We had even gone
+to the length of bringing a stick wherewith to make a flag-staff on the
+top. Still one, and that a very familiar source of disquietude, harassed
+us as our eyes turned anxiously to the west. A single huge band of cloud
+hung heavily right across the sky, and looked like a harbinger of evil,
+for it was of a livid colour above, and tinged with a deep crimson red
+below. My companion was despondent at the prospect it suggested, and the
+guides tapped their teeth with their forefingers when they looked in that
+direction; but it was suggested by a more sanguine person that its form
+and very watery look suggested a Band of Hope. An insinuating smell of
+savoury soup was wafted up gently from below--
+
+ Stealing and giving odour.
+
+We took courage; then descended to the tent, and took sustenance.
+
+There was no difficulty experienced in making an early start the next day,
+and the moment the grey light allowed us to see our way we set off. On
+such occasions, when the mind is strung up to a high pitch of excitement,
+odd and trivial little details and incidents fix themselves indelibly on
+the memory. I can recall as distinctly now, as if it had only happened a
+moment ago, the exact tone of voice in which Burgener, on looking out of
+the tent, announced that the weather would do. Burgener and Kaspar Maurer
+were now our guides, for our old enemy with the family ties had been paid
+off and sent away with a flea in his ear--an almost unnecessary adjunct, as
+anyone who had slept in the same tent with him could testify.
+Notwithstanding that Maurer was far from well, and rather weak, we mounted
+rapidly at first, for the way was by this time familiar enough, and we all
+meant business.
+
+(M97)
+
+Our position now was this. By our exploration on the last occasion we had
+ascertained that it was possible to ascend to a great height on the main
+mass of the mountain. From the slope of the rocks, and from the shape of
+the mountain, we felt sure that the final crest would be easy enough. We
+had then to find a way still up the face, from the point where we had
+turned back on our last attempt, to some point on the final ridge of the
+mountain. The rocks on this part we had never been able to examine very
+closely, for it is necessary to cross well over to the south-eastern face
+while ascending from the ridge between the Aiguille du Dru and the
+Aiguille Verte. A great projecting buttress of rock, some two or three
+hundred feet in height, cuts off the view of that part of the mountain
+over which we now hoped to make our way. By turning up straight behind
+this buttress, we hoped to hit off and reach the final crest just above
+the point where it merges into the precipitous north-eastern wall visible
+from the Chapeau. This part of the mountain can only be seen from the very
+head of the Glacier de la Charpoua just under the mass of the Aiguille
+Verte. But this point of view is too far off for accurate observations,
+and the strip of mountain was practically, therefore, a _terra incognita_
+to us.
+
+(M98)
+
+We followed the gully running up from the head of the glacier towards the
+ridge above mentioned, keeping well to the left. Before long it was
+necessary to cross the gully on to the main peak. To make the topography
+clearer a somewhat prosaic and domestic simile may be employed. The
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte are connected by a long sharp
+ridge, towards which we were now climbing; and this ridge is let in as it
+were into the south-eastern side of the Aiguille du Dru, much as a comb
+may be stuck into the middle of a hairbrush, the latter article
+representing the main peak. Here we employed the ladder which had been
+placed in the right position the day previously. Right glad were we to see
+the rickety old structure which had now spent four years on the mountain,
+and was much the worse for it. It creaked and groaned dismally under our
+weight and ran sharp splinters into us at all points of contact, but yet
+there was a certain companionship about the old ladder, and we seemed
+almost to regret that it was not destined to share more in our prospective
+success. A few steps on and we came to a rough cleft some five-and-twenty
+feet in depth, which had to be descended. A double rope was fastened to a
+projecting crag, and we swung ourselves down as if we were barrels of
+split peas going into a ship's hold; then to the ascent again, and the
+excitement waxed stronger as we drew nearer to the doubtful part of the
+mountain. Still, we did not anticipate insuperable obstacles; for I think
+we were possessed with a determination to succeed, which is a sensation
+often spoken of as a presentiment of success. A short climb up an easy
+broken gully, and of a sudden we seemed to be brought to a standstill. A
+little ledge at our feet curled round a projecting crag on the left. "What
+are we to do now?" said Burgener, but with a smile on his face that left
+no doubt as to the answer. He lay flat down on the ledge and wriggled
+round the projection, disappearing suddenly from view as if the rock had
+swallowed him up. A shout proclaimed that his expectations had not been
+deceived, and we were bidden to follow; and follow we did, sticking to the
+flat face of the rock with all our power, and progressing like the skates
+down the glass sides of an aquarium tank. When the last man joined us we
+found ourselves all huddled together on a very little ledge indeed, while
+an overhanging rock above compelled us to assume the anomalous attitude
+enforced on the occupant of a little-ease dungeon. What next? An eager
+look up solved part of the doubt. "There is the way," said Burgener,
+leaning back to get a view. "Oh, indeed," we answered. No doubt there was
+a way, and we were glad to hear that it was possible to get up it. The
+attractions of the route consisted of a narrow flat gully plastered up
+with ice, exceeding straight and steep and crowned at the top with a
+pendulous mass of enormous icicles. The gully resembled a half-open book
+standing up on end. Enthusiasts in rock-climbing who have ascended the
+Riffelhorn from the Goerner Glacier side will have met with a similar
+gully, but, as a rule, free from ice, which, in the present instance,
+constituted the chief difficulty. The ice, filling up the receding angle
+from top to bottom, rendered it impossible to find hand-hold on the rocks,
+and it was exceedingly difficult to cut steps in such a place, for the
+slabs of ice were prone to break away entire. However, the guides said
+they could get up, and asked us to keep out of the way of chance fragments
+of ice which might fall down as they ascended. So we tucked ourselves away
+on one side, and they fell to as difficult a business as could well be
+imagined. The rope was discarded, and slowly they worked up, their backs
+and elbows against one sloping wall, their feet against the other. But the
+angle was too wide to give security to this position, the more especially
+that with shortened axes they were compelled to hack out enough of the ice
+to reveal the rock below. In such places the ice is but loosely adherent,
+being raised up from the face much as pie-crust dissociates itself from
+the fruit beneath under the influence of the oven. Strike lightly with the
+axe, and a hollow sound is yielded without much impression on the ice;
+strike hard, and the whole mass breaks away. But the latter method is the
+right one to adopt, though it necessitates very hard work. No steps are
+really reliable when cut in ice of this description.
+
+(M99)
+
+The masses of ice, coming down harder and harder as they ascended without
+intermission, showed how they were working, and the only consolation that
+we had during a time that we felt to be critical, was that the guides were
+not likely to expend so much labour unless they thought that some good
+result would come of it. Suddenly there came a sharp shout and cry; then a
+crash as a great slab of ice, falling from above, was dashed into pieces
+at our feet and leaped into the air; then a brief pause, and we knew not
+what would happen next. Either the gully had been ascended or the guides
+had been pounded, and failure here might be failure altogether. It is true
+that Hartley and I had urged the guides to find a way some little distance
+to the right of the line on which they were now working; but they had
+reported that, though easy below, the route we had pointed out was
+impossible above.(5) A faint scratching noise close above us, as of a
+mouse perambulating behind a wainscot. We look up. It is the end of a
+rope. We seize it, and our pull from below is answered by a triumphant
+yell from above as the line is drawn taut. Fastening the end around my
+waist, I started forth. The gully was a scene of ruin, and I could hardly
+have believed that two axes in so short a time could have dealt so much
+destruction. Nowhere were the guides visible, and in another moment there
+was a curious sense of solitariness as I battled with the obstacles, aided
+in no small degree by the rope. The top of the gully was blocked up by a
+great cube of rock, dripping still where the icicles had just been broken
+off. The situation appeared to me to demand deliberation, though it was
+not accorded. "Come on," said voices from above. "Up you go," said a voice
+from below. I leaned as far back as I could, and felt about for a
+hand-hold. There was none. Everything seemed smooth. Then right, then
+left; still none. So I smiled feebly to myself, and called out, "Wait a
+minute." This was of course taken as an invitation to pull vigorously,
+and, struggling and kicking like a spider irritated by tobacco smoke, I
+topped the rock and lent a hand on the rope for Hartley to follow. Then we
+learnt that a great mass of ice had broken away under Maurer's feet while
+they were in the gully, and that he must have fallen had not Burgener
+pinned him to the rock with one hand. From the number of times that this
+escape was described to us during that day and the next, I am inclined to
+think that it was rather a near thing. At the time, and often since, I
+have questioned myself as to whether we could have got up this passage
+without the rope let down from above. I think either of us could have done
+it in time with a companion. It was necessary for two to be in the gully
+at the same time, to assist each other. It was necessary also to discard
+the rope, which in such a place could only be a source of danger. But no
+amateur should have tried the passage on that occasion without confidence
+in his own powers, and without absolute knowledge of the limit of his own
+powers. If the gully had been free from ice it would have been much
+easier.
+
+(M100)
+
+"The worst is over now," said Burgener. I was glad to hear it, but,
+looking upwards, had my doubts. The higher we went the bigger the rocks
+seemed to be. Still there was a way, and it was not so very unlike what I
+had, times out of mind, pictured to myself in imagination. Another tough
+scramble and we stood on a comparatively extensive ledge. With elation we
+observed that we had now climbed more than half of the only part of the
+mountain of the nature of which we were uncertain. A few steps on and
+Burgener grasped me suddenly by the arm. "Do you see the great red rock up
+yonder?" he whispered, hoarse with excitement--"in ten minutes we shall be
+there and on the arete, and then----" Nothing could stop us now; but a
+feverish anxiety to see what lay beyond, to look on the final slope which
+we knew must be easy, impelled us on, and we worked harder than ever to
+overcome the last few obstacles. The ten minutes expanded into something
+like thirty before we really reached the rock. Of a sudden the mountain
+seemed to change its form. For hours we had been climbing the hard, dry
+rocks. Now these appeared suddenly to vanish from under our feet, and once
+again our eyes fell on snow which lay thick, half hiding, half revealing,
+the final slope of the ridge. A glance along it showed that we had not
+misjudged. Even the cautious Maurer admitted that, as far as we could see,
+all appeared promising. And now, with the prize almost within our grasp, a
+strange desire to halt and hang back came on. Burgener tapped the rock
+with his axe, and we seemed somehow to regret that the way in front of us
+must prove comparatively easy. Our foe had almost yielded, and it appeared
+something like cruelty to administer the final _coup de grace_. We could
+already anticipate the half-sad feeling with which we should reach the top
+itself. It needed but little to make the feeling give way. Some one cried
+"Forwards," and instantly we were all in our places again, and the
+leader's axe crashed through the layers of snow into the hard blue ice
+beneath. A dozen steps, and then a short bit of rock scramble; then more
+steps along the south side of the ridge, followed by more rock, and the
+ridge beyond, which had been hidden for a minute or two, stretched out
+before us again as we topped the first eminence. Better and better it
+looked as we went on. "See there," cried Burgener suddenly, "the actual
+top!"
+
+(M101)
+
+There was no possibility of mistaking the two huge stones we had so often
+looked at from below. They seemed, in the excitement of the moment, misty
+and blurred for a brief space, but grew clear again as I passed my hand
+over my eyes and seemed to swallow something. A few feet below the
+pinnacles and on the left was one of those strange arches formed by a
+great transverse boulder, so common near the summits of these aiguilles,
+and through the hole we could see blue sky. Nothing could lay beyond, and,
+still better, nothing could be above. On again, while we could scarcely
+stand still in the great steps the leader set his teeth to hack out. Then
+there came a short troublesome bit of snow scramble, where the heaped-up
+cornice had fallen back from the final rock. There we paused for a moment,
+for the summit was but a few feet from us, and Hartley, who was ahead,
+courteously allowed me to unrope and go on first. In a few seconds I
+clutched at the last broken rocks, and hauled myself up on to the sloping
+summit. There for a moment I stood alone gazing down on Chamouni. The
+holiday dream of five years was accomplished; the Aiguille du Dru was
+climbed. Where in the wide world will you find a sport able to yield
+pleasure like this?
+
+Mountaineers are often asked, "What did you do when you got to the top?"
+With regard to this peak the same question has often been put to me, and I
+have often answered it, but, it must be confessed, always suppressing one
+or two facts. I do not know why I should conceal them now any longer, the
+more especially as I think there is a moral to be drawn from my
+experience, or I would still keep it locked up. I had tried so hard and so
+long to get up this little peak, that some reaction of mind was not
+improbable; but it took a turn which I had never before and have never
+since experienced in the slightest degree. For a second or two--it cannot
+have been longer--all the past seemed blotted out, all consciousness of
+self, all desire of life was lost, and I was seized with an impulse almost
+incontrollable to throw myself down the vertical precipice which lay
+immediately at my feet. I know not now, though the feeling is still and
+always will be intensely vivid, how it was resisted, but at the sound of
+the voices below the faculties seemed to return each to its proper place,
+and with the restoration of the mental balance the momentary idea of
+violently overturning the physical balance vanished. What has happened to
+one may have happened to others. It appeared to me quite different from
+what is known as mountain vertigo. In fact, I never moved at all from
+where I stood, and awoke, as it were, to find myself looking calmly down
+the identical place. It may be that the mental equilibrium under similar
+circumstances has not always been so fortunately restored, and that thus
+calamities on the mountains may have taken place. In another minute the
+rest of the party ascended, and we were all reposing on the hard-won
+summit.
+
+(M102)
+
+Far below a little white speck representing Couttet's Hotel was well in
+view, and towards this we directed our telescope. We could make out a few
+individuals wandering listlessly about, but there did not seem to be much
+excitement; in front of the Imperial Hotel, however, we were pleased to
+imagine that we saw somebody gazing in our direction. Accordingly, with
+much pomp and ceremony, the stick--which it may be stated was borrowed
+without leave--was fixed into a little cleft and tightly wedged in; then,
+to my horror, Burgener, with many chuckles at his own foresight and at the
+completeness of his equipment, produced from a concealed pocket a piece of
+scarlet flannel strongly suggestive of a baby's under garment, and tied it
+on to the stick. I protested in vain; in a moment the objectionable rag
+was floating proudly in the breeze. However, it seemed to want airing.
+Determined that our ascent should be placed beyond doubt in the eyes of
+any subsequent visitors, we ransacked our stores, and were enabled to
+leave the following articles:--One half-pint bottle containing our names,
+preserved by a paper stopper from the inclemency of the weather; two
+wooden wedges of unknown use, two ends of string, three burnt fusees,
+divers chips, one stone man of dwarf proportions, the tenpenny stick, and
+the infant's petticoat.
+
+There is a popular belief that the main object of climbing up a mountain
+is to get a view from the top. It may therefore be a matter of regret to
+some, but it will certainly be a matter of great congratulation to many
+others, that of the view obtained I can say but little. Chamouni looked
+very nice, however, from this distance. Turning towards the Aiguille Verte
+we were astonished to notice that this great mass appeared to tower far
+less above us than might have been expected from its much greater height
+and close proximity. On the other hand, the lower south-eastern peak of
+the Aiguille du Dru seemed much more below us than we had imagined would
+be the case. It is a moot point in mountaineering circles how much
+difference between two closely contiguous points is necessary in order
+that they may be rated as individual peaks. At the time we estimated the
+difference between the two peaks of our Aiguille to be about 80 feet, but
+Hartley, who has since climbed the lower point, estimates that the
+difference between the two must be at the very least 120 feet. Still, the
+comparative meagreness of the panorama did not affect our spirits, nor
+detract in any appreciable degree from the completeness of the expedition.
+The Aiguille du Dru is essentially an expedition only for those who love a
+good climb for climbing's sake. Every step, every bit of scrambling,
+was--and is still--a pleasure.
+
+(M103)
+
+We had reached the top at half-past twelve, so that our estimate of the
+time required had been a very accurate one. After spending three-quarters
+of an hour on the summit we turned to the descent with regret, and
+possessed with much the same feeling as a schoolboy on Black Monday, who
+takes an affectionate farewell of all sorts of inanimate objects. Very
+difficult the descent proved to be. We were so anxious, now that our
+efforts had been finally crowned with success, that the whole expedition
+should pass off without the least misadventure, that we went much more
+slowly, and took more elaborate precautions than under ordinary
+circumstances would have been deemed necessary. From the start we had
+agreed that, whatever the hour, nothing should persuade us to hurry the
+least in the descent. On such mountains, however, as the Aiguille du Dru
+it is easier on the whole to get down than to get up, especially if a good
+supply of spare rope be included in the equipment. At three places we
+found it advisable to fix ropes in order to assist our progress. It was
+curious to observe how marvellously the aspect of the mountain was changed
+as we looked down the places up which we had climbed so recently; and
+there were so many deviations from the straight line, that the way was
+very difficult to find at all. Indeed, Burgener alone could hit it off
+with certainty, and, though last on the rope, directed the way without
+ever making the slightest mistake at any part. We followed precisely the
+same route as in ascending, and noticed few if any places where this route
+was capable of improvement, or even of alteration.
+
+Not till nearly five o'clock did we regain our abandoned store of
+provisions; the sight of the little white packets, and especially of a
+certain can of tinned meat, seen at a considerable distance below, incited
+us to great exertions, for since ten in the morning we had partaken of
+nothing but a sandwich crushed out of all recognisable shape. Ignoring the
+probability of being benighted on the rocks, we caroused merrily on
+seltzer water and the contents of the tin can. It seemed almost a pity to
+quit for good these familiar rocks on which we had spent such a glorious
+time, and the sun was sinking low behind the Brevent range, and the rocks
+were all darkened in the grey shadows, before the guides could persuade us
+to pack up and resume our journey. Very little time was lost in descending
+when we had once started, but before we had reached a certain little
+sloping ledge furnished with a collection of little pointed stones, and
+known as the breakfast place, the darkness had overtaken us. The glacier
+lay only a few feet below, when the mist which had been long threatening
+swept up and closed in around us. The crevasses at the head of the glacier
+were so complicated, and the snow bridges so fragile, that we thought it
+wiser not to go on at once, but to wait till the snow should have had time
+to harden. So we sat down under an overhanging rock, and made believe that
+we enjoyed the fun. Hartley wedged a stone under his waist, as if he were
+the hind wheel of a waggon going uphill, and imitated the inaction and
+attitude of a person going to sleep. The guides retired to a little
+distance and, as is their wont when inactive, fell to a warm discussion
+over the dimensions of the different chamois they had shot, each of course
+outvying the other in turn. The game has this merit at least, when there
+is plenty of spare time at disposal, that if the players only begin low
+enough down in the animal scale it is practically unlimited.
+
+(M104)
+
+Before long the situation ceased to be amusing, as we found that we had
+managed to get wet through in the gully, and that the slowly falling
+temperature was exceedingly unpleasant. I converted a cowhide knapsack
+into a temporary foot-warmer, much to the detriment of such articles of
+food as were still stored in its recesses, and tucked a boot under each
+arm to keep the leather from hardening. Then we fell to discussing what we
+would have next day for breakfast, and for some two hours found a certain
+amount of solace in disputing over the merits of divers dainty dishes.
+Even this fertile subject failed at length to give adequate satisfaction.
+The ledge became colder and colder, and new spiky little points appeared
+to develop every moment. The argument of the sportsmen grew fainter, and
+we became slowly chilled through. For a while the mind became more active,
+but less logical, and fanciful visions crowded thickly through it. On such
+occasions it is seldom possible to fix the thoughts on events immediately
+past. To my drowsy gaze the mist seemed to take the form of our native
+fogs, while the condition of the ledge suggested obtrusively a newly
+macadamised road. Almost at will I could transport myself in imagination
+to the metropolis I had so recently left, or back again to the wild little
+ledge on which we were stranded. Following up the train of sensations, it
+was easy to conceive how reason might fail altogether, and how gradually,
+as the senses became numbed one by one, delirium might supervene from cold
+and exposure--as has often happened to arctic travellers. The thoughts flew
+off far afield, and pictured the exact contrast of the immediate
+surroundings. I saw a brilliantly lighted street with long rows of flaming
+lamps. The windows of the clubhouses shone out as great red and orange
+squares and oblongs. Carriages dashed by, cabs oscillated down the roads.
+Elegantly attired youths about to commence their wakeful period (why are
+men who only know the seamy side of life called "men of the world"? Is it
+so bad a world, my masters?) were strolling off to places of
+entertainment. A feeble, ragged creature crept along in the shadows. A
+worn, bright-eyed girl, just free from work which had begun at early dawn,
+dragged her aching limbs homewards, but stopped a moment to glance with
+envy at a mamma and two fair daughters crossing the pavement to their
+carriage; light, life, bustle, crowding everywhere. Faster and faster
+follow the shifting scenes till the visions jostle and become confused----A
+crack, a distant sound of a falling shower of stones, a hiss as they fall
+on to the snow slopes below. The eyes open, but the mind only half awakes,
+and almost immediately dreams again, with changed visions of comfortable
+rooms, in which the flickering light of a coal fire now throws up, now
+half conceals the close-drawn curtains, or the familiar form of books and
+pictures; visions of some formless individual with slippered feet disposed
+at judicious distance from the blazing coals, of soft carpets and deep
+arm-chairs moulded by long use into the precise intaglio adapted to the
+human frame; visions of a warm flood of subdued light, of things steaming
+gently with curling wreaths of vapour. All these passed in order before
+the mind, called up by the incantation of discomfort out of the cauldron
+of misery, like unto the regal display manifested to that impulsive and
+somewhat over-married individual, Macbeth.
+
+(M105)
+
+But before long it was most difficult to picture these pleasant sights so
+vividly as to become altogether oblivious of an exceedingly chilly
+personality, and ultimately human nature triumphed, and the _ego_ in a
+rather frozen state became again paramount. I had begun to calculate the
+number of hours we might have to remain where we were, and the probable
+state in which we should be next morning, when of a sudden the mist
+lifted, and disclosed the glacier just below feebly lit up by the rising
+moon. We sprang instantly to our feet, almost as instantaneously returning
+to our former positions by reason of the exceeding stiffness and cramp
+begotten of the cold. The guides, leaving their discussion at a point
+where the last speaker had, in imagination, shot a chamois about the size
+of an elephant, descended to inspect the ice. The snow bridges were
+pronounced secure, and we were soon across the crevasses, but found to our
+disgust that we had rather overdone the waiting. The slope was hard
+frozen, and in the dim light it was found necessary to cut steps nearly
+the whole way down the glacier. For five hours and a half were we thus
+engaged, and did not reach our camp till 2.30 A.M. Never did the tent look
+so comfortable as on that morning. If, as was remarked of Mrs. Gamp's
+apartment in Kingsgate Street, High Holborn, to the contented mind a
+cottage is a palace, so to the weary frame may a tent be a luxurious
+hotel. We rushed over the loose rocks by the snout of the glacier, and ran
+helter-skelter for our bivouac. From the circumstance that the invariable
+struggle for the best pillow was usually brief, and that one of the party
+was discovered next morning wrong end foremost in his sleeping bag with
+his boots still on his feet, I am disposed to think that we were not long
+in dropping off to sleep; but the unstudied attitudes of the party
+suggested rather four revellers returning from a Greenwich dinner in a
+four-wheeled cab over a cobbled road than a company of sober mountaineers.
+By seven o'clock, however, the predominant thought of breakfast so
+asserted itself that we woke up and looked out.
+
+(M106)
+
+The first object that met our gaze was a large sheet of paper, affixed to
+the rock just in front of the tent, and bearing the simple inscription
+"Hooray!" This led us to surmise that our success was already known below;
+for the author of the legend had returned to Chamouni the previous
+evening, after having seen us on the summit. To each man was apportioned
+the burden he should bear of the camp equipage. Such a collection of pots
+and pans and other paraphernalia had we amassed gradually during our stay,
+that our appearance as we crossed the glacier suggested rather that of
+certain inhabitants of Lagado mentioned in Gulliver's voyage to Laputa. By
+nine o'clock we had deposited our burdens at the Montanvert and,
+disregarding the principles of the sages above referred to, ventured to
+corrode our lungs by articulating our wants to the landlord. This worthy
+received us with more than his usual affability, for the tidings of our
+success had in truth already reached the inn. A bottle of conical form was
+produced, the cork drawn with a monstrous explosion, and some very
+indifferent fluid poured out as a token of congratulation. In spite of,
+perhaps in consequence of, these early libations, we skipped down the
+well-worn and somewhat unsavoury path with great nimbleness, and in an
+hour or so found ourselves on the level path leading along the valley to
+Chamouni by the English church. There, I am pleased to record, the first
+man to congratulate us was our old friend M. Gabriel Loppe, without whose
+kindly sympathy and constant encouragement I doubt if we should have ever
+persevered to our successful end. It mattered little to us that but few of
+the Chamouni guides gave us credit for having really ascended the peak,
+for most of them maintained that we had merely reached a point on the
+south-east face of the lower summit; indeed, to those not so familiar with
+the details of the mountain as we were, it might well seem hard to realise
+that the crag jutting out on the right, as seen from Chamouni, is really
+the actual summit.
+
+Such is the record of the most fascinating rock climb with which I am
+acquainted. From beginning to end it is interesting. There is no wearisome
+tramping over loose moraine and no great extent of snow-field to traverse.
+The rocks are wondrously firm and big, and peculiarly unlike those on
+other mountains, even on many of the aiguilles about Chamouni.
+
+(M107)
+
+An odd code of mountaineering morality has gradually sprung into
+existence, and ideas as to what is fair and sportsmanlike in mountain
+climbing are somewhat peculiar. People speak somewhat vaguely of
+"artificial aid," and are wont to criticise in very severe language the
+employment of such assistance, at the same time finding it rather hard, if
+driven into a corner, to define what they mean by the term. It would seem
+that artificial aid may signify the driving of iron pegs into rocks when
+nature has provided insufficient hand or foot-hold. Such a proceeding is
+considered highly improper. To cut a step in ice is right, but to chisel
+out a step on rock is in the highest degree unjustifiable. Again, a ladder
+may be used without critical animadversion to bridge a crevasse, but its
+employment over a rock cleft is tabooed. A certain amount of
+mountaineering equipment is not only considered proper, but those who go
+on the mountains without it are spoken of with great asperity, and called
+very hard names; but the equipment must not include anything beyond
+hobnails, rope, axes, and possibly a ladder for a crevasse; any other
+contrivance is sniffed at contemptuously as artificial aid. Rockets and
+such like are usually only mentioned in order to be condemned; while
+grapnels, chains, and crampons are held to be the inventions of the fiend.
+Why these unwritten laws should exist in such an imaginary code it is hard
+to see. Perhaps we must not consider too curiously on the matter. For my
+own part, if it could be proved that by no possible means could a given
+bad passage be traversed without some such aid, nor turned by another
+route, I should not hesitate to adopt any mechanical means to the desired
+end. As a matter of fact, in the Alps scarcely any such places exist for
+those who have taken the trouble to learn how to climb, and there are none
+on the Aiguille du Dru. We used our ladder often enough in exploring the
+mountain, but when we actually ascended it we employed it in one place
+only, saving thereby at least an hour of invaluable time. Indeed,
+subsequent explorers have found such to be the case; and Mr. W. E.
+Davidson, in a recent ascent of the mountain, was able to find his way
+without invoking the assistance of either ladder or fixed ropes. In a
+marvellously short space of time, too, did he get up and down the peak on
+which we had spent hours without number. Still, this is the fate of all
+mountains. The mountaineers who make the third ascent are, usually, able
+to sweep away the blushing honours that the first climbers might fondly
+hope they had invested the mountain with. A word, a stroke of the pen,
+will do it. The peaks do not yield gradually from their high estate, but
+fall, like Lucifer, from summit to ultimate destination, and are suddenly
+converted from "the most difficult mountain in the Alps" to "Oh yes; a
+fine peak, but not a patch upon Mount So-and-so." It is but with the
+mountains as with other matters of this life, save in this respect, that
+once deposed they never can hope to reign again supreme. Statements
+concerning our fellow-creatures when of a depreciatory, and still more
+when of a scandal-flavoured, nature, are always believed by nine people
+out of ten to be, if not absolutely true, at any rate well-founded enough
+for repetition. A different estimate of the standard of veracity to be met
+with in this world is assumed when the remarks are favourable. Even so may
+it be, in some instances, with the mountains. The prestige that clings to
+a maiden peak is like the bark on a wand: peel it off, and it cannot be
+replaced; the bough withers, and is cast to one side, its character
+permanently altered.
+
+(M108)
+
+We would fain have rested that evening, but the edict went forth that
+festivities were to take place in honour of the ascent, and, to tell the
+truth, that evening was not the least fatiguing part of the whole affair.
+The opportunity was too good to be lost, especially as the customary mode
+of testifying congratulations by firing off divers podgy little cannons,
+had been omitted. Preparations were made for a display of fireworks on a
+large scale. Some six rockets of moderately soaring ambition were placed
+in order on the grass-plot in front of the hotel. A skilful pyrotechnist,
+who knew the right end to which to apply the match, was placed in charge,
+and fussed about a great deal. A very little table covered with a white
+cloth, and on which were displayed several bottles, reminded the crowd of
+loafers who assembled expectant as the darkness came on, that a carousal
+was meditated. At last the word was given, and the pyrotechnist, beaming
+with pride, advanced bearing a lighted taper attached to the end of a
+stick of judicious length. A hush of expectancy followed, and experienced
+persons retired to sheltered corners. The fireworks behaved as they
+usually do. They fizzed prodigiously, and went off in the most unexpected
+directions. One rocket, rather weak in the waist, described, after a
+little preliminary spluttering, an exceedingly sharp, corkscrew-like
+series of curves, and then turned head-over-heels with astounding rapidity
+on the lawn, like a rabbit shot through the head, and there lay flat,
+spluttering out its gunpowdery vitals. Another was perfectly unmoved at
+the initial application of the kindling flame, but then suddenly began to
+swell up in an alarming way, causing the pyrotechnist, who had no previous
+experience of this phenomenon, to retreat somewhat hastily. However, one
+of the rockets rose to a height of some five-and-twenty feet, much to the
+operator's satisfaction, and we were all able to congratulate him warmly
+on his contribution to our entertainment as we emerged from our places of
+security.
+
+(M109)
+
+A series of smaller explosions, resulting from the drawing of corks, was
+the next item in the programme, and appeared to give more general
+satisfaction. Then the bell rang, and the master of the ceremonies
+announced that the ball was about to commence. Some over-zealous person
+had unfortunately sought to improve the condition of the floor for
+dancing, by tracing an arabesque pattern on the boards with water, using
+for the purpose a tin pot with a convenient leak at the bottom. It
+followed that the exercise of waltzing in thick boots was more laborious
+than graceful. Without, the villagers crowded at the windows to gaze upon
+our fantastic gyrations. But little formality had been observed in
+organising the ball; in fact, the ceremony of issuing cards of invitation
+had been replaced by ringing a bell and displaying a placard on which it
+was announced that the dance would commence at nine o'clock. However, the
+enjoyment appeared to be none the less keen, for all that the dancers were
+breathing fairly pure air, taking no champagne, and not fulfilling any
+social duty. But for the costumes the gathering might have been mistaken
+for a fashionable entertainment. All the recognised types to be met with
+in a London ball-room were there. The conversation, judging from the
+fragments overheard, did not appear to be below the average standard of
+intellectuality. The ladies, who came from the various hotels of Chamouni,
+displayed, as most English girls do--_pace_ the jealous criticism of
+certain French writers, more smart than observant--their curious faculty of
+improvising ball costume exactly suitable to the occasion. There was a
+young man who had a pair of white gloves, and was looked upon with awe in
+consequence, and who, in the intervals of the dances, slid about in an
+elegant manner instead of walking. There was a middle-aged person of
+energetic temperament who skipped and hopped like the little hills, and
+kept everything going--including the refreshments. There was a captious and
+cynical person, who frowned horribly, and sat in a corner in the verandah
+with an altogether superior air, and who, in support of the character,
+smoked a cigar of uncertain botanical pedigree provided by the hotel,
+which disagreed with him and increased his splenetic mood. Elsewhere, at
+more fashionable gatherings, he would have leaned against doorposts,
+cultivated a dejected demeanour, and got very much in other people's way.
+There was a pianist who was a very clever artist, and found out at once
+the notes that yielded no response on the instrument, and who, like his
+more fashionable analogue, regularly required stimulants after playing a
+waltz. It mattered little what he played--polka, waltz, galop, or
+mazurka--whatever the tune, the couples all rotated more or less slowly
+about; so it was evidently an English gathering. At such impromptu dances
+there is always a strong desire to show off musical talent. No sooner did
+the hireling pianist desist than a little cluster gathered around the
+instrument, assured him that he must be tired, and volunteered to play.
+Finally he was induced to rest, and a young lady who knew "Rousseau's
+Dream," or some tune very like it, triumphantly seated herself and
+favoured the company with that air in waltz time, whereat the unsuccessful
+candidates for the seat smiled scornfully at each other, and rolled up
+their eyes, and would not dance. So they, in turn, triumphed, and the
+young lady blushed, and said she had never seen such a stupid set of
+people, and went away and sat by her parents, and thought the world was
+indeed hollow. The hireling came back, and all went on merrily again.
+
+(M110)
+
+In the yard outside the crowd increased. In the midst of the throng could
+be seen Maurer, resplendent in a shirt the front of which was like unto a
+petrified bath-towel, wearing a coat many sizes too large, his face
+beaming with smiles and shining from the effects of drinks offered in the
+spirit of good fellowship on all sides. Close by stood Burgener,
+displaying similar physiognomical phenomena, his natural free movements
+hampered by the excessive tightness of some garments with which an admirer
+of smaller girth had presented him. Let us do justice to the guides of
+Chamouni, who might not unnaturally have found some cause for
+disappointment that the peak had been captured by strangers in the land.
+On this occasion, at any rate, they offered the hand of good fellowship,
+and listened with admiring attention while our guides, in an unknown
+tongue, expatiated on the difficulties and dangers they had successfully
+overcome--difficulties which did not appear to become less by frequent
+repetition. Let us leave them there. They did their work thoroughly well,
+and might be pardoned, under all the circumstances, for a little swagger.
+
+(M111)
+
+The days grow shorter apace. The sun has barely time to make the ice peaks
+glisten, ere the cold shadows creep over again. Snow lies thick on ledge
+and cranny, and only the steepest mountain faces show dark through the
+powdery veil. Bleak night winds whistle around the beetling crags and
+whirl and chevy the wreathing snow-clouds, making weird music in these
+desolate fastnesses, while the glaciers and snow-fields collect fresh
+strength against the time when their relentless destroyer shall attack
+them once again at an advantage. The scene is changed. The clear air, the
+delicate purity of the Alpine tints are but recollections, and have given
+way to fog, mist, slush, and smoke-laden atmosphere. Would you recall
+these mountain pictures? Draw close the curtains, stir the coals into an
+indignant crackling blaze, and fashion, in the rising smoke, the mountain
+vista. How easy it is to unlock the storehouse of the mind where these
+images are stowed away! how these scenes crowd back into the mind! What
+keener charm than to pass in review the memories of these simple,
+wholesome pleasures; to see again, as clear as in the reality, every
+ledge, every hand and foot-hold; to feel the fingers tingle and the
+muscles instinctively contract at the recollection of some tough scramble
+on rock or glacier? The pleasures of the Alps endure long after the actual
+experience, and are but invested; whether the interest can be derived by
+any one but the actual investor is a matter for others to decide. For my
+own part, I can only wish that any one could possibly derive a hundredth
+part of the pleasure in reading, that I have had in writing, of our
+adventures.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VII.
+
+
+ BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS
+
+
+ 1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+
+ On well-ordered intellects--The drawbacks of accurate
+ memory--Sub-Alpine walks: their admirers and their
+ recommendations--The "High Level Route"--The Ruinette--An infallible
+ prescription for ill-humour--A climb and a meditation on grass
+ slopes--The agile person's acrobatic feats--The psychological
+ effects of sunrise--The ascent of the Ruinette--We return to our
+ mutton at Arolla--A vision on the hill-side.
+
+ 2. _A Little Maiden._
+
+ Saas in the olden days--A neglected valley--The mountains drained
+ dry--A curious omission--The Portienhorn, and its good points as a
+ mountain--The chef produces a masterpiece--An undesirable tenement
+ to be let unfurnished--An evicted family--A rapid act of
+ mountaineering--On the pleasures of little climbs--The various
+ methods of making new expeditions on one mountain--On the
+ mountaineer who has nothing to learn, and his consequent
+ ignorance.
+
+
+
+
+ 1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+
+
+There are some, and they are considered, on the whole, fortunate by less
+highly gifted individuals, who possess minds as accurately divided up into
+receptacles for the storage of valuable material as a honeycomb. Every
+scrap of information acquired by the owner of such a well-ordered
+intellect is duly sifted, purged, ticketed, and finally pigeon-holed in
+its proper cell, whence it could undoubtedly be drawn out at any future
+time for reference, were it not for the fact that the pigeon-holes are all
+so very much alike that the geometrically minded man commonly forgets the
+number of the shelf to which he has relegated his item of knowledge. He
+need not really regret that this should be the case; persons with this
+exceedingly well-ordered form of mind are apt to be a little too precise
+for ordinary folk, and may even by the captious be rated as dull
+creatures. A love for the beautiful is not usually associated with
+excessively tidy habits of mind. An artist's studio in apple-pie order
+would seem as unnatural as a legal document drawn up on aesthetic
+principles. If the truth be told, the picturesque is always associated
+with--not to mince matters--the dirty; and the city of Hygeia, however
+commendably free from the latter quality, would be but a dreary and
+unattractive town. Nor would it, as seems to be sometimes supposed, be
+quite a paradise to that terrible and minatory person, the sanitarian. On
+the contrary, he would probably be found dining with the undertaker--off
+approved viands--and the pair would be bewailing the hard times.
+
+(M112)
+
+I knew a man once who was marvellously proud of a certain little cabinet,
+devoted to the reception of keys, all of which were arranged in a
+remarkably orderly manner. He was fond of demonstrating the system, which
+seemed, in truth, highly business-like; but I lost faith one day in his
+method, on finding that he did not know the locks which the several keys
+were constructed respectively to open. It is with the mind's eye as with
+the bodily eye. We are able only to focus sharply one thing at a time, and
+the beauty of a given view, from the physiological standpoint, consists in
+the softened indistinctness of all objects out of the range of absolute
+focus--a fact of which the early Florentine artists evinced a curious
+disregard, and which their modern imitators, who, at least in our
+scientific age, ought to know something of the elementary laws of optics,
+render themselves somewhat ridiculous by servilely copying. So is it also
+with the memory. A certain indistinctness of detail often renders the
+recollection even more pleasing; we may be able only to reproduce from the
+pigeon-hole, as it were, a rather indistinct, blotted-in impression, but
+as the artist would be fully justified in working up such a study into a
+finished picture, so may the writer be allowed also to elaborate from his
+mental sketch a complete work. Now, in wandering in those numerous
+districts in the mountains of Switzerland which cannot properly be classed
+as sub-Alpine, and yet are not lofty enough to warrant their explorer in
+dignifying his rambles by the term "climbing," one great charm consists in
+the fact that, while everything is pleasing, there is no distinct
+objective point that we are bidden to admire. The critical tendency is a
+very constant factor in human character, and the chief business the
+professional critic has to learn consists in finding out how far he may
+legitimately go, and how he may best say what he is called upon to
+express. Now even the least critical of our race, the gushing section of
+humanity, feel irresistibly disposed to cavil at anything they are told
+they must admire. Perhaps, though, it is not the critical attributes which
+come out on such occasions in them. Possibly it is but an example of that
+still more uniformly found characteristic of man and woman, a quality
+which, in the process of the descent of our species, has been handed down
+without the least alteration from such lower animals as the mule for
+instance, and for which, oddly enough, we have no proper term in our
+language this side of the water, but know it as "cussedness."
+
+(M113)
+
+Most travellers hear with a slight feeling of relief, on arriving at their
+destination and inquiring what there is to be seen, that there is nothing
+in particular, and the sub-Alpine walker has this charm perpetually with
+him. His expedition cannot fail, for it does not aim at any particular
+object on the attainment of which it depends whether he considers himself
+successful or not. These sub-Alpine walks and rambles form the background,
+the setting, the frame, and the surrounding of the more sharply defined
+and more memorable high expeditions. Perhaps these are but the sentiments
+of advancing mountaineering age; certainly they may be heard most often
+from those who have reached that period of life when they no longer pay
+heed to wrinkles in their trousers, when they are somewhat exacting in the
+matter of club dinners, and when they object strongly to receiving
+assistance from younger folk in putting on their overcoats. Howbeit, as we
+may recall the statement made in the "Delectus,"--
+
+ Neque semper arcum
+ Tendit Apollo,
+
+even so does the mountaineer occasionally relax his muscles, and find
+pleasure in the Alpine midlands. Moreover, the writer feels that the
+perpetual breathing of rarefied air may be apt to induce too great a
+strain on his readers, and recollects that a piano always tuned to concert
+pitch is not so harmonious an instrument as one occasionally unstrung; so
+some relief is at times necessary. Contrast, inasmuch as nature provides
+it on every hand, we may be sure is a thing for which man has an
+instinctive craving; and to my mind, at least, a picture in which rich
+colouring is introduced, and where the result of the blending is
+harmonious, is more satisfactory than the work which appeals by what I
+believe artists would call "tone." The principle applies rather widely. We
+may have observed that young ladies of prepossessing appearance love to be
+accompanied by dogs of repulsive mien. The costermonger, again, if
+possessed, as he always is, of a hoarse voice, is not completely equipped
+unless provided with a boy companion capable of sending forth in alternate
+measure the shrillest cries which the human larynx is capable of emitting.
+Thus may the pair better vaunt their wares, compel attention, and attract
+notice. The same objects, at any rate the latter two, influence an author,
+and not only in all cases, it would seem, when he is actually engaged in
+writing. So our expeditions, now to be described, may be looked upon as
+material for contrast, and may be skipped if thought fit--at any rate by
+purchasers--without risk of wounding the writer's feelings.
+
+(M114)
+
+Some years ago we were travelling over that district of the Alps which to
+the true lover of mountain scenery can never become hackneyed--that is, the
+stretch of glacier land between Chamouni and Zermatt, first made known by
+Messrs. Foster, Jacomb, Winkfield, and others, and known to mountaineers
+as the "high-level route." We had reached Monvoisin, then, possibly still,
+one of the cosiest and most comfortable little inns to be found among the
+mountains. An immense variety of first-rate glacier passes of moderate
+difficulty lie between this Val de Bagne and the Arolla valley; the Col de
+la Serpentine, the Col Getroz, the Col de Breney, the Col Chermontane, and
+others, all of high interest and varied scenery, tempt the walker
+according to his powers. We selected on this occasion the Col du Mont
+Rouge, having a design on the bold little peak towering just above the
+Col, and known as the Ruinette. This peak, it may be at once mentioned,
+was ascended for the first time in 1865 by Mr. Edward Whymper, a
+mountaineer who has never ceased happily to add to his spoils and trophies
+since in all parts of the globe, and who, unlike most of the clan, has
+kept in the front rank from the day he first climbed an Alpine slope.
+
+(M115)
+
+We arrived soaked through, and with deplorably short tempers, at the hotel
+at Monvoisin. Now tobacco has been vaunted as a palliative to persons in
+this emotional state. Liquid remedies, described by the vulgar-minded as
+"a drop of something short," or, more tersely, "a wet," have been
+recommended as tending to induce a healthier state of mind. But there is
+one specific remedy which never fails, and to this by tacit consent we at
+once resorted.
+
+Even as one touch of nature has been stated, on reliable authority, to
+make the whole world kin, so may one touch of a lucifer match, if
+discreetly applied beneath well-seasoned logs, induce even in the most
+irritable and wearied individual a change of feeling and a calm
+contentment. As the logs crackled and spluttered, hissing like angry cats,
+so did the prescription purge away, if not the evil humours, at any rate
+the ill-humour engendered by sore feet and damp raiment, till it vanished
+with the smoke up the chimney. As a matter of actual fact, however, it
+ought to be stated that the greater part of the smoke at first made its
+way into the room. Before long, assisted by a passable dinner, which acts
+on such conditions of mind as do the remedies known to the learned in
+medicine as "derivatives," we waxed monstrous merry. We laughed heartily
+at our own jokes, and with almost equal fervour at those of other people--a
+very creditable state of feeling, as any who have associated much with
+facetiously disposed folk will be ready to acknowledge. As the evening
+wore on, and the fire burnt lower, we became more silent and thoughtful,
+watching the pale blue and green tongues of flame licking round the
+charred logs. There is a pleasure, too, in this state. No one felt
+disposed to break the charm of thoughtfulness in the company by throwing
+on fresh fuel. The fire had done its work, had helped matters on, had left
+things a little better than it found them--an epitome of a good and useful
+life. The embers fell together at last, throwing up but a few short-lived
+sparks; nothing remained but the recollection of what had been once so
+bright, and a heap of ashes--a fit emblem; for one of the party who was the
+life and soul of the expedition can never again join in body with us in
+the Alps, or revisit those Alpine midlands he loved so keenly. We rose
+from our seats and threw back the curtains from the window. The mists had
+vanished, and with them all doubt and all uncertainty, while the stream of
+light from the full moon seemed a promise of peace and rest from
+elsewhere.
+
+(M116)
+
+At an early period of a walk there is always the greatest objection to
+putting forth exertion, the result of which has almost immediately to be
+undone. That man is indeed robust, and possessed of three times the
+ordinary amount of brass, if he fails not to find it distasteful to walk
+up a hill at the end of an expedition, or down one at the commencement.
+The drawback to the commanding position of the hotel at Monvoisin lies in
+the fact that it is absolutely necessary to descend the hill to begin
+with, which always seems a sinful waste of energy, seeing that the grass
+slopes opposite, which are steep, have immediately afterwards to be
+climbed. The natural grass steps looked inviting, but in the language of
+the Portuguese dialogue book we found them all either "too long or much
+short." One ascent over a grass slope is very much like another, and
+description in detail would be as wearisome as the slopes themselves often
+prove. Yet it is worthy of notice that there is an art to be acquired even
+in climbing grass slopes. We had more than one opportunity on the present
+occasion of seeing that persons look supremely ridiculous if they stumble
+about, and we noticed also that, like a bowler when he has delivered a
+long hop to the off for the third time in one over, the stumbler
+invariably inspects the nails in his boots, a proceeding which deceives no
+one. It is quite easy to judge of a man's real mountaineering capacity by
+the way in which he attacks a steep grass slope. The unskilful person, who
+fancies himself perfectly at home amongst the intricacies of an ice-fall,
+will often candidly admit that he never can walk with well-balanced
+equilibrium on grass, a form of vegetable which, it might be thought in
+many instances of self-sufficient mountaineers, would naturally suit them.
+There is often real danger in such places, and not infrequently the wise
+man will demand the use of the rope, especially when there are any tired
+members among the party. There is no better way of learning how to
+preserve a proper balance on a slope than by practising on declivities of
+moderate steepness, and it is astonishing to find how often those who
+think they have little to learn, or, still worse, believe that there is
+nothing to learn, will find themselves in difficulties on a mountain-side,
+and forced to realise that they have got themselves into a rather
+humiliating position. We may have seen before now, all of us,
+distinguished cragsmen to whom an ascent of the Weisshorn or Matterhorn
+was but a mere stroll, utterly pounded in botanical expeditions after
+Edelweiss, and compelled to regain a position of security by very
+ungraceful sprawls, or, worse still, have to resort to the unpardonable
+alternative of asking for assistance. It is on such places that the skill
+born of constant practice is best shown in the peasant as contrasted with
+the amateur; but the latter could easily acquire the art, were he not, as
+a rule, too high and mighty to do so. It is a great point, too, if the
+expedition is to be thoroughly enjoyed, to transport one's self over the
+earlier part of the day's climb with the least possible amount of
+exertion. The art possibly resembles that which, I am told, is acquired by
+those of ill-regulated minds, whom the force of circumstances and the
+interests of society compel to exercise themselves for a certain number of
+hours daily in that form of unproductive labour exemplified in the machine
+known as the treadmill. No doubt the very ardent mountaineer might find
+that facilities would be accorded to him during such time as he cannot
+visit the Alps of practising this art in the manner indicated.
+
+(M117)
+
+Before long, the smooth unbroken snow slope leading up to the Col du Mont
+Rouge, glistening like a sheet of amber-coloured satin in the light of
+early dawn, came into sight. One of the party, who had complained
+throughout of the slow pace at which he had been going, and who was
+already far ahead, now went through a singular performance. Conceiving
+that he would stimulate us to greater exertion by displaying his own
+agility, he suddenly shot forth, as an arrow from the bow, and ran at
+great speed on to the snow slope. But he had misjudged the hardness of the
+snow. It fell out, therefore, that after two or three curious flounders
+his limbs suddenly shot out to all points of the compass. A desperate
+effort to recall his members under control resulted only in his suddenly
+coiling up into a little round ball, like a spider in a state of
+nervousness, and in that shape descending with considerable momentum, and
+not a few bumps, down the slope over some knobby stones and on to a
+fortunately placed little grass ledge. When we joined him a few minutes
+later, he observed unblushingly that he had found a capital place for
+breakfast. So have I seen a skater, after performing a few exercises of a
+somewhat violent nature, resembling the dances performed by nigger
+minstrels wearing excessively long boots, suddenly sit down and instantly
+adjust a perfectly correctly applied strap. On resuming our journey the
+agile member was firmly secured with a rope, for fear, as we told him,
+that he should become possessed with a sudden idea to hunt for a suitable
+place for luncheon by resorting to his previous tactics. Somewhat
+crestfallen, he took a place in the rear of the caravan, and condescended
+to make use of the little notches scraped out by the leader in the hard
+snow.
+
+(M118)
+
+A few minutes later the full sunlight of early morning burst upon us, and
+produced, as it always does on such occasions, a feeling of supreme
+contempt for those slothful individuals who had not got up as early as we
+had. This moment of exhilaration is often the very best of a whole
+expedition, and is apt to lead, I know not why, to an ebullition of
+feeling, which usually takes the form of horse-play and practical joking.
+A series of gentle slopes led us up to the Col. Our ascent took us
+gradually round the base of the Ruinette, and we cast anxious glances to
+our right to see if any practicable line of rocks could be made out. The
+mountain is tolerably steep from this side, but the rocks are broken and
+were bare of snow. On the summit of the Col the party divided, the agile
+person and some of the others deciding that they would go straight on to
+Arolla, while Burgener and I bespoke the services of the porter, and made
+straight for the long buttress of rock running down almost directly to the
+Col on the north-west face of the mountain. Half an hour's complicated
+scrambling resulted in our attaining a little level plateau of rock on the
+ridge. As we looked down on to the great snow-field from which the Getroz
+glacier takes its origin, we perceived, far away, the forms of our
+companions looking like a flight of driven grouse about a quarter of a
+minute after the sportsman has missed them with both barrels. No doubt
+they were enjoying themselves thoroughly, but from our point of view the
+sight of some four or five individuals walking along at ten-foot intervals
+with bowed heads and plodding gait did not suggest any very consummate
+pleasure. Rejoicing, therefore, that they were making nice tracks for us
+to follow later in the day, we turned again to the rocks above. Following
+always the ridge, we clambered straight up, and found opportunities for
+very pretty gymnastics (that is, from our own point of view) on this part
+of the mountain. Our object was to select rocks that would give good
+practice in climbing, rather than to pick out the easiest possible line,
+and as a result we got into more than one difficult place, difficult
+enough at any rate to demand much conversation on the part of the guides.
+In about three hours from the Col we found ourselves looking over the
+arete on to the southern side of the mountain with a very compact and
+varied view in all directions. Close by, the long ridge of the Serpentine
+formed a fine foreground, and a wide expanse of glacier district made up a
+tolerably wild panorama. A few minutes' climbing along the crest landed us
+above a deep notch filled in with soft snow. Into this we plunged, and in
+another minute or two stood on the summit of the Ruinette. So far as we
+knew at the time, the mountain had not previously been ascended from the
+northern side, and, indeed, the peak does not appear to be visited nearly
+so often as it deserves. Following for the most part the same line as that
+taken during the ascent, we regained, in about a couple of hours, the Col.
+Here we hunted diligently, seeking what we might devour, and feeling sure
+that our friends would have left us something as a reward for our energy.
+It transpired, however, subsequently, that the agile person's exertions
+had provoked in him such an appetite that there was little if anything to
+leave, so we followed the tracks laid out in the snow, noticing with some
+concern that one member of the previous party had sunk at every step some
+eighteen inches deeper into the soft compound than anybody else. By the
+marks on the snow we perceived, also, that he had trailed his axe along by
+his side, a sure sign of weariness. By sunset we had gained the Pas de
+Chevres, and ran gaily down the gentle slope towards the hotel. A little
+distance from the building we came so suddenly upon a manly form,
+outstretched, like a stranded star-fish, on a mossy bank, that we almost
+leaped upon his stomach. Yet he moved not, and was apparently wrapped in
+slumber. We stopped and crept cautiously up to survey him more closely. It
+was the agile person.
+
+
+
+
+ 2. _A Little Maiden._
+
+
+(M119)
+
+In the old days of mountaineering, Saas was a place more often talked
+about than visited. The beauty of the scenery around was indeed
+unquestionable, the number of expeditions of every degree of difficulty
+seemed almost without limit, first-rate guides could be obtained with
+ease, and yet there was never any difficulty in finding quarters in the
+hotels. In ascending the main valley from Visp the great stream of
+travellers divided at Stalden into a large stream that made its way to
+Zermatt and a little rivulet that meandered along the much finer valley
+towards Saas and the Mattmark. It thus fell out that, notwithstanding a
+small body of indefatigable mountaineers had explored the higher peaks and
+passes on both sides of the valley with tolerable completeness, there was
+left a considerable number of smaller expeditions capable of providing
+good amusement for the climber desirous of acquiring fame or of exploring
+the less known districts. In these days, when the soaring ambition of
+mountaineers has led them to climb heights far greater than any found in
+the Alps, an account of an expedition of an unimportant peak may seem out
+of place. Indeed, its details were so devoid of sensational incident that
+the recital may be dull; but, as will appear directly, that is not the
+writer's fault; at any rate, he ventures to give it, for the same reason
+that invariably prompts youthful authors to write unnecessary books; that
+is, as they say in their preface, to supply a want long felt--a want, it
+may be stated, usually felt in their own pockets and nowhere else.
+
+With every respect to the older generation of mountaineers, they are much
+to blame in one matter. The stock of Alpine jokes is scanty; indeed, a
+well-read author can get them all, with a little arrangement, into the
+compass of one short description of a day in the mountains. Again, the
+number of Alpine subjects lending themselves to facetiousness is but
+small. The supply has been proved beyond question entirely inadequate to
+meet the demand, but former writers have recklessly drawn on this limited
+stock and entirely exhausted the topics, if not the readers. Some
+allowance may therefore be made when the position is considered, and it is
+realised that the writer is endeavouring to patch together a fabric with
+materials almost too threadbare for use, and that he is compelled wholly
+to pass by such attractive topics as the early start and consequent
+ill-temper, the dirty porter, the bergschrund, the use of tobacco, or the
+flea. The last-mentioned beast is in fact now universally prohibited from
+intrusion into polite Alpine literature; he has had his day. But why? he
+has surely some right to the place. An eminent French composer(6) has
+written a ballad in his honour; but though, as old Hans Andersen wrote, he
+was much thought of at one time, and occupied a high position, seeing that
+he was in the habit of mixing with the human race, and might even have
+royal blood in his veins, yet he is now deposed. I cannot forbear from
+paying a last tribute to the memory of a departing, though formerly
+constant, companion. To find oneself obliged to cut the acquaintance of a
+friend whom I have fed with my own hand must give rise to some qualms.
+
+Unfortunately, too, the older writings are too well known of many to be
+dished up again in altered form, like a Sunday dinner in the suburbs; so
+that even the most common form of originality, videlicet, forgetfulness of
+the source from which you are borrowing, is forbidden. Plagiarism is a
+crime that seldom is allowed to pass undetected. There are many people in
+this world possessed of such a small amount of originality themselves,
+that they spend their whole time in searching for the want of that quality
+in others. The human inhabitants of the ark, unless they made the most of
+their unexampled opportunities for the study of natural history, must have
+become desperately bored with each other, and no doubt, when set free,
+said all the good things, each in their own independent nucleus of
+commencing society, which they had heard while immured. On the whole, it
+is fortunate for writers that the period known as the dark ages came to
+pass; it allowed those who commenced their career on this side of the
+hiatus to make, on the old lines, a perfectly fresh start.
+
+(M120)
+
+Perhaps no country in the world has had the minute topography of its
+uninhabited districts so thoroughly worked out as Switzerland. Beyond
+question the orography is more accurately given than anywhere else; in
+this respect, indeed, no other country can compare with it. It might seem,
+even to those who have studied the matter, almost impossible to find any
+corner of the Alps that has not been described; and the discovery that a
+few superficial square yards of Swiss territory, arranged on an incline,
+had not been discussed in detail came upon the writer with somewhat of a
+shock. It was clearly somebody's duty to rectify the omission and fill the
+gap; whether the expedition was of importance from any point of view, or
+whether any one in the wide world had the smallest desire to read a
+description of it, was a matter of no moment whatever. There was a vacuum,
+and it was a thing abhorrent. The mountain, to which reference is made
+above, lies east of Saas, and is known to such of the inhabitants as have
+any knowledge of geography as the Portienhorn. Substantially this peak is
+the highest point of a long rocky ridge running north and south, and
+called the Portien Grat.
+
+(M121)
+
+One fine evening we sat outside the inn at Saas just before dinner,
+seriously discussing the prospect of climbing this mountain. The guides
+were of opinion that we ought to sleep out, and surmised that the rocks
+might be found much more difficult than they looked. With some reluctance
+on our part their views were allowed to prevail on the point, and they
+started off in triumph, promising to return and report when all the
+necessary preparations for starting should be completed, while we went in
+to prepare ourselves for the next day by an early dinner. The inn in those
+days was somewhat rude, and the cuisine was not remarkable save for the
+extraordinary faculty possessed by the chef for cooking anything that
+happened to come in his way, and reducing it all to the same level of
+tastelessness. On the present occasion, however, stimulated, no doubt, by
+certain critical rebukes, he had determined to surpass himself. Towards
+the end of the repast, as we sat chewing some little wooden toothpicks,
+which were found to have more flavour than anything else placed on the
+table, we heard the chef cross the yard and go into a certain little
+outhouse. A few minutes later a subtle and delicate aroma made its way
+into the apartment, leading us, after a few interrogative sniffs, to get
+up and close the window. Gradually the savour became more pronounced, and
+one of the party gave expression to his opinion that there was now
+satisfactory proof of the accuracy of his constant statement that the
+drains were out of order. Gradually intensifying, the savour assumed the
+decided character of a smell, and we looked out of window to see in which
+direction the cemetery lay. Stronger and stronger grew the perception as
+steps came mounting up the stairs; the door opened, and all doubt was set
+at rest as the chef entered, bearing proudly a large cheese. In a moment,
+to his dismay, he was left undisputed master of the apartment.
+
+(M122)
+
+We left Saas equipped as for a serious expedition. A stout rustic, who was
+the most preternaturally ugly man I ever saw, led the way; he had a very
+large mouth and an odd-shaped face, so that he resembled a frog with a
+skewer wedged across inside his cheeks. On his back he bore a bag full of
+very spiky straw, which the guides said was a mattress. In about an hour's
+time we arrived at a carelessly built chalet on the Almagel Alp, of which
+the outside was repulsive and the inside revolting. But the experienced
+mountaineer, on such occasions, is not easily put out, and exhibits very
+little astonishment at anything he may see, and none at anything that he
+may smell. The hut consisted of a single apartment, furnished with a
+fireplace and a bed. The fireplace was situated in the centre of the room;
+the couch was separated by a dilapidated hoarding from a shed tenanted by
+a cow of insatiable appetite--indeed, it may have been originally designed
+as a manger. The bed, which accommodated apparently the family of the
+tenant, was found on actual measurement to be forty-eight inches in length
+and twenty in width; nevertheless the two guides packed themselves into
+it, adopting in their recumbent position the theory that if you keep your
+head and your feet warm you are all right. By the flickering gleams of
+firelight it could be perceived through the smoke that these were the only
+portions of their frames actually in the bed owing to its excessive
+shortness; but guides share, with babies in perambulators, a happy faculty
+of being able to sleep peacefully whatever be the position of their heads.
+The dispossessed family of the tenant would not submit, notwithstanding
+strong remarks, to summary eviction, and watched our proceedings with much
+interest. It was pointed out to them that curiosity was a vicious quality,
+that it had been defined as looking over other people's affairs and
+overlooking one's own, and that, on the whole, they had better retire,
+which they did reluctantly, to a little shed in which was a large copper
+pot with other cheese-making accessories. Apparently they spent the night
+in scouring the copper pot.
+
+The mattress proved to be so tightly packed that it was easier, on the
+whole, to lie awake under it than to sleep on the top of it, and less
+painful. About 4 A.M. one of the guides incautiously moved his head, and
+having thus disturbed his equilibrium fell heavily on to the floor.
+Thereupon he woke up and said it was time to start. We bade a cheerful
+adieu to our host, who was obtaining such repose as could be got by the
+process of leaning against the doorpost, and made our way upwards.
+
+On the south side of the Portienhorn a long and rough rocky ridge,
+preserving a tolerably uniform height, extends as far as the Sonnighorn.
+Ultimately the ridge, still running in a southerly direction, curves
+slightly round to the west up to the Monte Moro, and thus forms the head
+of the Saas valley. There are several unimportant peaks in this ridge
+perhaps equally worthy, with the Portienhorn, of a place in literature;
+but of all the points south of the Weissmies this Portienhorn is perhaps
+the most considerable, and certainly the most difficult of access. At any
+rate, we climbed the peak, and this is how we did it.
+
+(M123)
+
+It was clear that the southern ridge was more feasible than the northern
+one, which drops to a col known as the Zwischbergen Pass, and then rises
+again to merge into the mass of the Weissmies. The whole of the western
+slope of the Portienhorn is covered by the Rothblatt Glacier, the ice of
+which is plastered up against its sides. We kept to the left of the
+termination of this glacier, and after a brief look round turned our steps
+away from the rock buttress forming the northern boundary of the glacier,
+though we were of opinion that we might by this line ascend the mountain;
+but we nevertheless selected the southern ridge, on the same principle
+that the sportsman, perfectly capable of flying across any obstacle,
+however high, sometimes, out of consideration no doubt for his horse,
+elects to follow somebody else through a gap. In good time we reached a
+point about halfway up the side of the mountain, and halted at the upper
+edge of a sloping patch of snow. It was fortunate that we had ample time
+to spare, for considerable delay was experienced here. Burgener had become
+newly possessed of a remarkable knife, which he was perpetually taking out
+of his pocket and admiring fondly; in fact, it provided material for
+conversation to the guides for the whole day. The knife was an intricate
+article, and strikingly useless, being weak in the joints; but
+nevertheless Burgener was vastly proud of the weapon, and valued it as
+much as an ugly man does a compliment. In the middle of breakfast the
+treasure suddenly slipped out of his hand, and started off down the slope.
+With a yell of anguish he bounded off after it, and went down the rocks in
+a manner and at a pace that only a guide in a state of excitement can
+exhibit. The incident was trivial, but it impressed on me the
+extraordinary powers of sure-footedness and quickness on rocks that a good
+guide possesses. An amateur might have climbed after these men the whole
+day, and have thought that he was nearly as good as they, but he could no
+more have gone down a couple of hundred feet as this guide did without
+committing suicide, than he could have performed a double-three backwards
+the first time he put on skates. He might, indeed, have gone backwards,
+but he would not have achieved his double-three. Turning northwards the
+moment we were on the arete, we made our way, with a good deal of
+scrambling, upwards. The rocks were firm and good, and, being dry, gave no
+great difficulty. Still they were far from easy, and now and again there
+were short passages sufficiently troublesome to yield the needed charm to
+a mountain climb, difficult enough at any rate to make us leave our axes
+behind and move one at a time. But how have the times altered since our
+expedition was made! Nowadays such a climb would be more fitly mentioned
+casually after dinner as "a nice little walk before church," "a capital
+after-breakfast scramble," "a stroll strongly recommended to persons of an
+obese habit," and so forth. Nevertheless, there is a very distinct
+pleasure in climbing up a peak of this sort--greater, perhaps, than may be
+found on many of the more highly rated, formidable, and, if the truth be
+told, fashionable mountains; for the expedition was throughout
+interesting, and the contrast between the view to the west where the
+Mischabelhoerner reared up their massive forms, and to the east looking
+towards Domo d'Ossola and the Italian lake district, was one to repay a
+climber who has eyes as well as limbs. The crest was in places tolerably
+sharp, and we were forced at times to adopt the expedient, conventionally
+supposed to be the only safe one in such cases, of bestriding the rock
+edge. It should be stated, however, that, as usual on such occasions, when
+we desired to progress we discarded this position, and made our way
+onwards in the graceful attitude observed at the seaside in those who are
+hunting on the sand for marine specimens. And thus we arrived ultimately
+at the top, where we gave way to a properly regulated amount of subdued
+enthusiasm, proportionate to the difficulty and height of the vanquished
+mountain. No trace of previous travellers could be found on the summit. It
+was a maiden ascent. Doubtless the mythical and ubiquitous chamois-hunter
+had been up before us, for at the time I write of the district was noted
+for chamois; but even if he had, it makes no difference. We have found it
+long since necessary to look upon ascents stated to have been made by
+chamois-hunters as counting for nothing, and in the dearth of new peaks in
+the Alps, have to resort to strange devices and strained ideas for
+novelty. Thus, a mountain in the present day can be the means of bringing
+glory and honour to many climbers. For instance:--
+
+A climbs it First ascent.
+B ascends it First recorded ascent.
+C goes up it First ascent from the other side.
+D combines A and C's First time that the peak has been "colled."
+ expedition
+E scrambles up the First ascent by the E.N.E. arete.
+ wrong way
+F climbs it in the First ascent by an Englishman, or first
+ ordinary way ascent without guides.
+G is dragged up by his First real ascent; because all the others
+ guides were ignorant of the topographical details,
+ and G's peak is nearly three feet higher than
+ any other point.
+
+Many more might be added; probably in the future many more will, for, in
+modern mountaineering phrase, the Portienhorn "goes all over." By 4 P.M.
+we were back again in the Saas valley.
+
+It seems, as I write, only yesterday that all this happened. But a regular
+revolution has really taken place. There can be no question, I think, that
+fewer real mountaineers are to be found in the old "playground" than
+formerly. Still, there are not wanting climbers, all of them apparently of
+the first rank. For among the high Alps now, even as on the dramatic stage
+of to-day, there are no amateurs.
+
+(M124)
+
+A curious human fungus that has grown up suddenly of late is the
+emancipated schoolboy spoken of by a certain, principally feminine, clique
+of admirers as "such a wonderful actor, you know." Very learned is he in
+the technicalities of the stage. The perspiring audience in the main
+drawing-room he alludes to as "those in front." He knows what "battens"
+are, and "flies," and "tormentors," and "spider-traps." He endeavours to
+imitate well-known actors, but does not imitate the laborious process by
+which these same artists arrive at successful results. But we all know
+him, and are aware also, at any rate by report, of his overweening vanity,
+and the manner in which he intrudes his conception of "Hamlet" or
+"Richelieu" on a longsuffering public. Without the slightest knowledge
+technically of how to walk, talk, sit down, go off, or come on, he rushes
+on the boards possessed solely of such qualifications for his task as may
+arise in a brain fermenting with conceit. Critics he regards as persons
+existing solely for the purpose of crushing him, and showing ill-tempered
+hostility born of envy. The judicious, if they accept and weakly avail
+themselves of orders, can but grieve and marvel that there should exist
+that curious state of folly which prompts a man to exhibit it before the
+world, or even to thrust it upon his fellow-creatures. Some men are born
+foolish--a pity, no doubt, but the circumstances are beyond their own
+control; some achieve a reputation for lack of wisdom, and even make it
+pay; but some thrust their folly on others, and to such no quarter need be
+given. The self-constituted exponent of a most difficult art is not a whit
+more ridiculous than the boy or man who rushes at a difficult peak before
+he has learnt the elements of mountaineering science. A man may become a
+good amateur actor if he will consent to devote his leisure to
+ascertaining what there is to learn, and trying to learn it; and a man may
+become a good mountaineer by adopting the same line of action. But this is
+rarely the case. Too often they forget that, as a late president of the
+Alpine Club remarked, "life is a great opportunity, not to be thrown away
+lightly." It is said sometimes by unreflecting persons that such
+institutions as the Alpine Club are responsible for the misfortunes and
+calamities that have arisen from time to time, and may still arise. But
+there has been a good example set if recruits would only turn to it; for
+the mountaineers in the old style, speaking of a generation that climbs
+but little in these days, did what it is the fashion now to call their
+"work" thoroughly--too thoroughly and completely, perhaps, to please
+altogether their successors. Novelty in the mountains of Switzerland may
+be exhausted, but there are still too many expeditions of which, because
+they have been done once or twice, the danger is not adequately
+recognised. If these remarks, written in no captious spirit, but rather
+with the strongest desire to lay stress on truths that are too often
+ignored, should lead any aspiring but unpractised mountaineer to pause and
+reflect before he tries something beyond his strength and capabilities,
+some little good will at least have been done. It is not that the rules
+are unknown; they are simple, short, ready to hand, and intelligible; but
+the penalty that may be exacted for breaking any of them is a terribly
+heavy one--_absit omen._
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VIII.
+
+
+ A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY
+
+
+ Long "waits" and entr'actes--The Mont Buet as an unknown
+ mountain--We hire carriages--A digression on a stationary vehicle--A
+ straggling start--The incomplete moralist--The niece to the
+ moralist--A discourse on gourmets--An artistic interlude--We become
+ thoughtful, and reach the height of sentiment and the top of the
+ Mont Buet--Some other members of the party--The mountaineers
+ perform--How glissading ambition did o'erleap itself--A vision on
+ the summit--The moralist leaves us for a while--Entertainment at the
+ Berard Chalet--View of the Aiguille Verte--The end of the journey.
+
+
+A fair critic--in the matter of sex--discussing a recently published work
+with the author, remarked that it was the most charming book she had ever
+read. "I was told it would not interest me," she remarked most seriously
+to him, "but really I found it delightful: there are such lovely wide
+margins to the pages, you know." On much the same principle a highly
+intelligent lady, noted for her theatrical discrimination, once remarked
+that she liked those theatres best which afforded the longest entr'actes.
+So in the Alps we felt from time to time the necessity, between the more
+stirring episodes resulting from higher mountaineering, to interpose minor
+expeditions, on which no less care and thought was often lavished to make
+them worthy of pursuit. These were our entr'actes. Of such expeditions it
+is customary to say that they are the most enjoyable of any undertaken.
+Without going so far as this, it may be conceded that they have a pleasure
+of their own, and it is at least no more difficult to discover a novel
+form of sub-Alpine expedition than to vary the details of a big climb. One
+of these episodes, undertaken while we were barred from the higher
+mountains by a fall of snow, consisted in a night attack on the Mont Buet.
+
+(M125)
+
+Now the Mont Buet, although it lies close to the regular highway to
+Chamouni from the Rhone valley, is a peak but rarely even seen of the
+ordinary tourist; and, considering the numbers of our countrymen that
+flock to the village whence they imagine that they see the summit of Mont
+Blanc, the English folk who make the ascent are strangely few. Yet the
+walk is not a laborious one; not more fatiguing, for example, than the
+tramp from Martigny to Chamouni over the Col de Balme on a hot day.
+Fashion in the mountains is very conservative, and probably it is too late
+in the day now to hope that this mountain will ever gain all the
+reputation it deserves, for, though comparatively unknown, its praises
+have been by no means left unsung. Possibly the lowness of the guides'
+tariff for the peak may have something to do with the matter, and may
+serve to explain why it is so much left out in the cold; for this is a
+very potent agent in determining the attractiveness of special localities.
+How many go to Chamouni, and never wander along one of the most beautiful
+sylvan paths in the Alps, that leads to the Glacier des Bossons through
+the woods, where the view, as the spectator suddenly finds himself
+confronted with the huge stream of pure glacier, topped by a most
+magnificent ice-fall, and backed by the crags of the Aiguille du Midi,
+compares by no means unfavourably with the more frequently photographed
+panorama from the Montanvert. Ask a dozen persons at haphazard who are
+staying at Chamouni where the Mont Buet is, and ten out of the number will
+be unable to answer you. But the pictures hung on the line are not
+invariably the best in an exhibition; and the Mont Buet is a masterpiece,
+so to speak, "skied."
+
+(M126)
+
+Our party that summer at Chamouni was a large one, for we had stayed a
+long time in the hotel, and knew, as the phrase goes, a great many to
+speak to--quite a different thing to answering for them. We conceived the
+plan of so timing our modest expedition as to arrive on the summit of the
+Mont Buet about sunset. It was agreed by some members of the party that it
+would be "such fun, you know," to come down in the dark. The inference to
+be gathered from this is that the party was not exclusively composed of
+the male sex. Two of us, reputed to be good at a bargain, were deputed to
+charter carriages to convey the members of the expedition up to
+Argentiere, where the ascent commenced. The carriages of Chamouni, though
+no doubt practical and well suited to the mountain roads, were not found
+to be of uniform excellence. Availing ourselves of a proper introduction,
+we made the temporary acquaintance of an individual interested officially
+in vehicular traffic, who possessed that remarkable insight into character
+noticeable in all who are concerned with horses, and knew exactly what we
+wanted without any preliminary explanation on our part. "Voila votre
+affaire," he said, and indicated a machine that would have been out of
+date when the first _char-a-banc_ was constructed. We inquired if the
+somewhat unsavoury load (it had, apparently, been in recent requisition
+for farming purposes) which the cart contained might be removed, and he
+said there was no objection to this. "See," said the proprietor, "the
+seats have backs." "But they tip up," we remonstrated. "That is nothing,"
+rejoined the proprietor; "they can be tied down: the carriage is good, and
+has gone many miles. However, Monsieur is evidently particular; he shall
+be satisfied. Behold!" and the proprietor threw open the creaking door of
+a shed, and revealed to our gaze a pretentious landau with faded linings
+and wheels which did not seem to be circular. This "machine," he assured
+us, it would be hard to equal for locomotive purposes. Two strange beasts
+were connected to it, chiefly, as it seemed, by bits of string. One of the
+animals was supported on two very puffy hind legs and two very tremulous
+fore-legs, and seemed perpetually on the point of going down on its knees
+to supplicate that it might be allowed to go no further. Its companion was
+a horse of the most gloomy nature, that no amount of chastisement could
+stir from a despondent and pensive frame of mind. Both these treasures had
+a capacity for detecting an upward incline that was marvellously acute.
+Then there was a structure like a magnified perambulator, of which one
+wheel was afflicted with a chronic propensity for squeaking, while the
+other described a curious serpentine track as it rolled along. Not being,
+however, in any particular hurry, we decided to avail ourselves of such
+assistance as these vehicles might afford, and did, as a matter of fact,
+ultimately reach our destination, if not in, at least with them.
+
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+
+From Argentiere we followed the familiar track of the Tete Noire for some
+little distance, and then bore away to the left up the valley leading
+towards the Berard Chalet. The party, which had kept well together for the
+first few minutes after parting with the carriages, were soon straggling
+off in every direction, and the chief organiser of the expedition,
+desperately anxious lest some should go astray and be no more found, ran
+to and fro from one little group to another, and got into a highly
+excitable frame of mind, like a busily minded little dog when first taken
+out for a walk. Chief among the more erratic members was an elderly person
+who had, unwisely, been asked to join the party for no very definite
+reason, but because some one had said that it would be obviously
+incomplete without him. The old gentleman had no previous experience of
+mountain walks, but had very complete theories on the subject. He had made
+great preparations for his day's climb, had carefully dieted himself the
+day previously, and was not a little proud of his equipment and attire. He
+was furnished with a spiked umbrella, a green tin box, and a particularly
+thin pair of boots; for he wished to prove the accuracy of a theory that
+man, being descended from the apes, might properly use his feet as
+prehensile members, and he held that this additional aid would prove
+valuable on rocks. It was currently reported, notwithstanding his
+loquacity, that he was a very wise person, and indeed he dropped hints
+himself, which he was much annoyed if we did not take, on the subject of a
+projected literary work. We were given to understand that the publishers
+were all hankering after the same, and he had a manner in conversation of
+tentatively quoting passages and watching eagerly for the effects. He was
+known to us as the incomplete moralist, and proved to be a very didactic
+person.
+
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+
+But this was not all; there was one other member of the party, who may be
+described, as in the old-fashioned list of the "Dramatis Personae," as
+"niece to the moralist." Somehow or another, she seemed to lead
+everything; instinctively all gave way to her wishes, and even the chief
+organiser looked to her for confirmation of his opinions before
+enunciating them with decision. Bright, impulsive, wilful, she led the
+moralist, subjectively speaking, whither she would, and he had no chance
+at all. "She ought not to have come at all on such an expedition," he
+said, looking at the light, fragile form ahead; "but you know you can't
+persuade a butterfly to take systematic exercise, and everything seems to
+give her so much pleasure;" and here the moralist looked rather wistful,
+and somehow the artificiality seemed to fade away from him for the moment.
+"Such of us," he resumed, "as stay long enough in this world cease to have
+much hopefulness; and when that quality shows up too strong in the young,
+such as that child yonder, somehow I don't think they often----" Here he
+paused abruptly, and, selecting a meat lozenge from a store in his tin
+box, put it into his mouth and apparently swallowed it at once; at any
+rate, he gulped down something. It must be allowed that the moralist had
+done his best to prevent his charge from accompanying the party. She had
+been reminded of what learned doctors had said, that she was not to exert
+herself; that certain persons, vaguely alluded to, would be very angry,
+and so forth. The moralist had been talked down in two minutes. He might
+as well have pointed out to the little budding leaflets the unwisdom of
+mistaking warm days in March for commencing summer; and, finally, he had
+surrendered at discretion, fencing himself in with some stipulations as to
+warm cloaks, "this once only," and the like, which he knew would not be
+attended to. So she came, and her eager brightness shed a radiance over
+the most commonplace objects, and infected the most prosaic of the party,
+even a young lady of varied accomplishments, who distinguished herself
+later on. After all, if the flame burned a little more brightly at the
+expense of a limited stock of fuel, was there anything to regret? Tone
+down such brightness as hers was, and you have but an uncut diamond, or a
+plant that may possibly last a little longer because its blossom, its
+fruit, and with them its beauties, have been cut off to preserve the dull
+stem to the utmost. Check the natural characteristics and outflow of such
+natures, and you force them to the contemplation of what is painful and
+gloomy. You bring them back fully to this world, and it is their greatest
+privilege to be but half in it, and to have eyes blind to the seamy side.
+The Alpine rose-glow owes its fascination to the fact that we know it will
+soon fade. So is it with these natures. They are to be envied. We may hold
+it truth with him who sings, "Better fifty years of Europe than a cycle of
+Cathay." But the parallel is not strictly true: the brightness will not
+fade, but will be there to the end, and the streak of sadness running
+through it all gives the fascination. So the wit that approaches nearest
+to pathos touches us most deeply, and is one of the rarest of intellectual
+talents. With what a thrill of mixed, but yet pleasurable, sensation do we
+recall the timely jest of a lost friend. But all this has nothing to do
+with a holiday expedition in the Alps. Still, it must be remembered, we
+were on a sentimental journey in the mountains.
+
+Before long the chief organiser, seizing an opportunity when most of the
+stragglers were within earshot, announced at the top of his voice that
+luncheon would be served on certain flat rocks. This had the immediate
+effect of uniting our scattered forces. The first to arrive (the moralist
+was slow of foot) were some gallant members of the high mountaineering
+fraternity, who throughout the day evinced astounding activity, and an
+unwonted desire to carry burdens on their backs. Secretly they were
+burning with an ambition to display their prowess on some "mauvais pas,"
+or glissade, an ambition rewarded later on in a somewhat remarkable
+manner. The rock was spread, the moralist selected a comfortable place,
+and, stimulated by the appearance of the viands, favoured us with certain
+extracts.
+
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+
+"There are many," he observed, holding a large piece of pie to his mouth
+and eyeing it to select an appropriate place for the next bite, "who hold
+that the sense of taste is not one to which we should much minister. I do
+not hold with such;" and here he found the right spot, and for a minute or
+two the thread of his discourse was broken off. "The painter blends
+colours to please the sense of sight; the musician studies harmonies of
+sound to please the ear; each appeals to but one of our imperfect senses,
+and yet we think much of them for so doing; we compliment them, and give
+them the appellation of artists. Now the worthy person who dexterously
+compounded this article, of which, alas! I hold now but little in my hand,
+appeals not to a single but to a twofold sense; he ministers alike to
+taste and to smell, and I must own, after a toilsome walk, with
+commendable results. He is an artist in the highest sense of the word; his
+merits, to my thinking, are but inadequately recognised in this world. I
+am convinced that they will be more so in another. The gourmet's paradise
+shall provide for him a cherubic state of existence; then shall he have
+all the pleasure that the palate can afford without any ill-omened presage
+of subsequent discomfort; for, thrice happy that he will be, digestion
+will be an anatomical impossibility." It may be remarked parenthetically
+that the possession of a gigantic brain had not obviated, in the case of
+the moralist, the deleterious effects of sour wine. But the moralist was
+not, as yet, much of a cherub.
+
+As the speaker showed unmistakable signs of continuing his discourse,
+which had been chiefly directed at a youth of whom we only knew that he
+was some one's brother, if the opportunity were afforded, a sudden and
+general move was made, and the proposal that a short adjournment should
+take place previous to resuming our upward journey found instant favour.
+The chief organiser was by common consent left to pack up. Straightway the
+ladies all produced little sketch-books, and fell very vigorously to
+recording their impressions of the scenery around; whilst the moralist,
+already somewhat stiff, wandered from one group to the other and favoured
+them with his suggestions. The result of half an hour's work with pencil
+and brush was to produce diagrams of certain objects which looked
+uncommonly like telegraph poles with cross bars attached, but which were
+coloured of a vivid green, and were thus obviously intended for fir trees.
+The moralist, not finding that his remarks were met with much favour by
+the artists, selected an ascetic who sat apart from the others, and
+delivered his next discourse into his inattentive but uncomplaining ear.
+
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+
+"It seems strange to me," he remarked, "that those who are wholly unable
+to depict, even in the most elementary manner, the commonplace objects
+around them, are for ever seen in the Alps striving after the most
+impossible art problems. If so great a stimulus is needed, a poor result
+may be confidently anticipated." (Here the moralist made a fourth attempt
+to light a very curious native cigar.) "If it takes the sight of Nature in
+her sublimest phase, as seen in the Alps, to stimulate our friends here to
+show their art, why, then they haven't much of it. A milestone should be
+sufficient for the purpose, but it seems that they require a Matterhorn;
+and it may be gathered, from what I have heard you and your companions
+say, that what is true of Alpine art is true also of Alpine climbing, and
+that the _dilettanti_ will never take the trouble to learn how much there
+is to learn. Our friends here try to paint a glacier, and have not the
+most elementary idea of its anatomy. They represent vast panoramas, and
+know nothing of distance; they----" But here the moralist, in the excitement
+of his discourse, turned a little white, probably from the depth of his
+feelings; and, throwing away his cigar, walked off alone, and was
+discovered shortly after perspiring a good deal, and crumpled up in a
+somewhat limp and helpless state.
+
+The books were packed up, for the sun was setting low, and the party
+wended their way up the steep grass slope till the first great dome of the
+Mont Buet came well into sight. Far ahead was the niece, seemingly
+unconscious of the effects that the exertion of climbing told on her
+slight frame. She was apparently unaware of any companions around, though
+watchful eyes and strong hands were always near lest any mischance should
+befall. She spoke to no one. Nature absorbed all her faculties as she went
+on with cheeks rather flushed, and bright, dilated eyes drinking in every
+object and every point of beauty. As an artist in the exercise of his
+craft makes the outside world acquainted with beauties ever present to his
+eyes, so did the effect on her of the wondrous lights and shades and
+colours around call up new thoughts and reveal fresh marvels in the
+panorama to others, though well acquainted with such Alpine scenes. The
+spell caught one after another, till the whole party, all held by the same
+unsuspected fascination, walked silently on, while the majestic splendour
+around inspired an awe in the mind that even those most familiar with the
+marvels of nature in the mountains had never felt before. The mere
+recognition of the fact that the same thought or emotion is passing
+simultaneously through the minds of many is in itself so striking, that
+the impression so caused will not ever be effaced from the mind. A crowded
+hall is waiting for the advent of the orator of the occasion, and there
+enters an old man whose name and work were familiar to all. Instantly, and
+as if by magic, all present rose to their feet in token of respect. No
+word was spoken, no signal given. The matter may seem slight, but the
+scene was one that those present will never forget. The most hideous part
+of the punishment in the old days to the criminal must have been the
+moment when, as he stepped through the last door, the sea of faces below
+him upturned simultaneously with a howl of execration. And all these
+thoughts were called up by the fact that one consumptive girl was a member
+of our mountain party. Well, such was the case, and it made the expedition
+different in many ways from any that we had ever undertaken, but not
+perhaps the less worthy of remembrance.
+
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+
+"It looks a long way off," observed the moralist, gazing despondently
+upwards. "Do you say that the object of our expedition is to climb up to
+that eminence yonder? I fear lest some of the weaker members of the party
+should fail." (The moralist was now the penultimate member of the party,
+the absolute rear being brought up by one of the guides, who was pushing
+him up with the head of his axe. The youth to whom he was in the habit of
+addressing his discourses had in a revengeful mood offered similar
+assistance; but the youth wore such a saturnine look when he made the
+suggestion, that it was declined hastily with thanks.) "I think that if I
+took a little wine"--here he took all that was left--"this feeling of
+disinclination to move might conceivably pass off, and I could then
+encourage some of the others on what is clearly to them an arduous
+expedition. Ah me! but these little stones are excessively sharp to the
+feet; let us turn off on to the snow. I have heard that it is possible to
+walk uphill on such a medium, and yet scarce recognise the fact." By this
+time most of the party were well on to the first summit, and the glories
+of the sunset, from a point of view which it would be hard to match in all
+the mountains, were beginning to display themselves to the full. The
+higher we ascended the more did the eternal mass of white snow on the
+other side of the valley develop and tower above us. Two or three of the
+more active members were floundering in the deep snow along the ridge
+uniting the two summits, and finding it, if the truth be told, no small
+matter to keep pace with the niece, who skimmed lightly over the surface.
+Gallantry and the desire to keep up their reputation forbade that they
+should fall to the rear, or allow the rope to tighten unduly; but their
+superior mountaineering experience seemed not a little in danger of being
+counterbalanced by their superior weight. All over the rocks on the Sixt
+side a thin grey veil of mist seemed to hang, making the cliffs appear
+still more vertical than nature had moulded them, and tinting the crags at
+the same time with a deep purple colour.
+
+ [Illustration: A VISION ON A SUMMIT]
+
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+
+In the foreground, looking south, the long jagged line of the Aiguilles
+Rouges cut off the view into the Chamouni valley, and threw up still
+higher and more into relief the minor peaks of the Mont Blanc chain. We
+huddled together on the summit, while there seemed hardly time to turn to
+all points of the compass to survey the effects. The emotional members of
+the party came out strong, and the young lady of varied accomplishments,
+who was adjudged by the others to be of poetic temperament, as she was
+fond of alluding rather vaguely to unknown Italian geniuses, burst forth
+into ecstasies. However, one or two of us had rather lost faith in her
+historical knowledge and her profound acquaintance with mediaeval art on
+hearing her discourse learnedly to the vacuous youth on Savonarola as an
+artist of great repute, and on discovering that in the family circle she
+was held in submission by an Italianised English governess--discreetly left
+at the hotel. A formidable person, this preceptress, of austere demeanour,
+with a dyspeptic habit, highly pomatumed ringlets, and evangelistic
+tendencies--a triple combination not infrequently met with. Still, no one
+paid any attention to the accomplished young lady, for an object in the
+foreground of the great picture riveted the gaze of most of us. The niece
+had advanced a few steps from the rest of the party, and stood a little
+apart on the summit ridge of the mountain, her slight form brought out in
+strong relief against the many-tinted sky. The folds of her dress
+fluttered back in the light breeze, and the night wind as it came sighing
+over the crest had loosened her veil and tossed it upwards. Mechanically
+as she raised her hand to draw it back, the thin arm and hand seemed to
+point upwards to something beyond what we could see. Instinctively the
+others all drew back a few paces, and closed in together as they watched
+the motionless form. The sunset glories were more than we could realise,
+but somehow we felt that she was gazing with fixed eyes far, far beyond
+these--into a pure and passionless region, beyond the mental grasp of the
+profoundest theologian depending on his own acquired knowledge. As we
+looked, though she moved no limb, her breath came faster and faster. One
+or two of us made a start forwards, but at that moment the last red glow
+vanished from the belt of fleecy cloud hanging in mid-sky. Lower down, the
+limestone cliffs seemed strangely desolate as the icy hand of night spread
+over them. The breeze suddenly dropped and died away. She stamped her foot
+on the snow, and with a quick movement of the head seemed to come back
+again to the scene around. "Let us go," she said, half petulantly.
+Silently the party arranged themselves in order as we wended our way back
+along the ridge. We had seen a sight that lingered in the mind, and that
+was not easily to be erased from the memory. As we walked along we
+gradually drew closer and closer together, prompted by some feeling that
+all seemed to share alike--as if the recollection of what we had just seen
+had dazed the mind, and brought us face to face with some influence beyond
+our ordinary thoughts, and as if with nearer union we should not feel so
+powerless and insignificant. But the glories of that sunset from the Mont
+Buet, a scene within the reach of all of very moderate walking ability,
+were far beyond the power of any language to describe, and beyond the
+province of any discreet writer to attempt. The twilight gathered in fast,
+and the snow already felt more crisp under foot. The roll-call was held,
+and it was discovered that the only absentees were the moralist and his
+propelling companion. At this point two of the skilled mountaineers of the
+party recognised their opportunity, and were not slow to seize it.
+Secretly they had felt that no suitable occasion had hitherto offered of
+displaying their prowess, so they volunteered to perform a glissade for
+the amusement and instruction of the others. The ladies clapped their
+hands gleefully, and the youth, who did not know how to glissade, looked
+sinister. Accordingly the skilful ones made their way to a steep snow
+slope, and started off with great speed and dexterity, amidst the admiring
+plaudits of the less acrobatically minded members. But the course of their
+true descent did not run entirely smooth, for before half the downward
+journey was accomplished the foremost member was observed suddenly to
+propel himself wildly into the air, performing a remarkable antic--similar
+to those known of street Arabs as cart-wheels--and the remainder of the
+journey to the foot of the slope was performed with about the grace of a
+floating log descending a mountain torrent. Nor was this all; the rearmost
+man, apparently also possessed by an identical frenzy, leaped forth into
+the air at precisely the same spot and in precisely the same manner. Had
+it not been that they were known to be highly skilful and adroit
+mountaineers the impression might have gained ground that the
+circumstances of this part of the descent were not wholly under their own
+control. Ever anxious to investigate the true cause of strange
+occurrences, to their credit be it said that when they had collected their
+wits and emptied their pockets of snow, they mounted up again to the scene
+of the disaster, and discovered the explanation in an entirely imaginary
+stone, which had, beyond doubt, tripped them up.
+
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+
+Somewhat crestfallen, the energetic pair rejoined the rest of the troupe
+and a search was instituted for the moralist. This worthy was discovered,
+astonishingly weary of body but surprisingly active of mind, wedged in a
+narrow rocky niche, so that he looked like the figure of a little "Joss"
+in the carved model of a Japanese temple. It was found necessary to pull
+him vigorously by the legs, in order to straighten out those members
+sufficiently for him to progress upon them. However, he seemed to have
+more to say about the sunset than anybody else, and his description of the
+beauties thereof was so glowing and eloquent, that the idea crossed our
+minds that possibly some of the descriptions we had read in Alpine
+writings of similar scenes might be as authentic as that with which he
+favoured us. "A great point in the Alps," remarked the moralist, after he
+had been securely fastened by a rope to a guide for fear we should lose
+him again, so that he looked like a dancing bear--"a great point in walking
+amongst the Alps is that we learn to use our eyes and look around us. I
+have observed that those who perambulate our native flagstones appear
+perpetually to be absorbed in the contemplation of what lies at their
+feet. Now here, stimulated by the beauties around, man holds, as he should
+do, his head erect, and steps out boldly." At this point a little delay
+was occasioned owing to the abrupt disappearance of the speaker through a
+crust of snow. Some curious rumblings below our feet seemed to imply that
+he had descended to a considerable depth, and was in great personal
+discomfort. In the dim light we could scarcely see what had actually
+happened, but concluded to pull vigorously at the rope as the best means
+of getting our temporarily absent friend out of his difficulties. This we
+succeeded in doing, and a strenuous haul on the cord was rewarded by the
+sudden appearance of two boots through the snow-crust at our feet--a
+phenomenon so unexpected that we relaxed our efforts, with the result that
+the boots immediately disappeared again. A second attempt was more
+successful; an arm and a leg this time came to the surface simultaneously,
+and the moralist was delivered from the snowy recesses broadside on. We
+rearranged his raiment, shook the snow out of the creases of his clothes,
+tied a bath towel round his head, which, for some obscure reason, he had
+brought with him--the towel, not his head--and harnessed him this time
+securely between two members of the party. Possibly from the effects of
+his misadventure, he remained silent for some time, or his flow of
+conversation may have been hindered by the fact that his supporters ran
+him violently down steep places whenever he showed symptoms of commencing
+a fresh dissertation. It was no easy task to find the little hut in the
+darkness, and it was not until after we had blundered about a good deal
+that we caught sight of the beacon light, consisting of a very cheap dip
+exhibited in the window, as a sign that entertainment for man and beast
+might be found within. The moralist, who was always to the fore when the
+subject of refreshment was mentioned, discovered a milking-stool, and
+drawing it in great triumph to the best place in front of the stove, sat
+down on it, with the immediate result that he was precipitated backwards
+into the ash-pan. There we left him, as being a suitable place for
+repentance.
+
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+
+The rest of the party gathered for supper round the festive board, which
+was rather uncertain on its legs, and inclined to tip up. Owing to some
+miscarriage, the larder of the cabane was not well stocked, and all the
+entertainment that could be furnished consisted of one bent-up little
+sausage, exceeding black and dry, and a very large teapot. However, there
+was plenty of fresh milk provided after a short interval, though the
+latter article was not obtained without considerable difficulty, and
+remonstrances proceeding from an adjoining shed, probably due to
+somnolence on the part of the animal from which the supply was drawn.
+Presently a great commotion, as of numerous bodies rolling down a steep
+ladder, was heard, and there appeared at the door a large collection of
+small shock-headed children, who gaped at us in silent wonder. Anxious to
+ascertain the physical effects that might be induced by the consumption of
+the sausage, the moralist, who amongst his many talents had apparently a
+turn for experimental physiology, cut off a block and placed it in the
+open mouth of the eldest of the children. This unexpected favour led to
+the boy's swallowing the morsel whole, and he shortly afterwards retired
+with a somewhat pained expression of countenance; the other members of the
+family followed shortly after in tears, in consequence of the Italianised
+young lady, who possessed a strong fund of human sympathy and a love for
+the picturesque, having made an attempt to conciliate their good-will by
+patting their respective heads, and asking them their names in a
+conjectural _patois_. We were now ready to start again, and demanded of
+our hostess what there was to pay. This request led her to go to the foot
+of the ladder, which represented a staircase, and call out for the
+proprietor. A little black-headed man in response instantly precipitated
+himself down the steps, shot into the apartment, and, without any
+preliminary calculation, named the exact price. On receiving his money he
+scuttled away again like a frightened rabbit, brought the change, jerked
+it down on the table, and darted off again to his slumbers. The whole
+transaction occupied some five-and-twenty seconds.
+
+Part of the programme consisted in descending back to Argentiere by
+lantern-light, but the resources of the establishment could only produce
+one battered machine, and it was no easy task with this illumination to
+keep the members of the party from straying away from the narrow path.
+Indeed, several members did part from the rest, curiously enough in pairs;
+but before long we left the narrow defile, and as we passed from under the
+shelter of the slope on our right, and could see across the Chamouni
+valley, we came suddenly in view of the great mass of the Aiguille Verte,
+so suddenly, indeed, that it made us start back for the moment; for,
+illumined by a grey ghostly light, the mountain seemed at first to hang
+right over us. There is, perhaps, no finer view of the Aiguille Verte to
+be obtained than from this point; certainly no finer effects of light and
+shade than were granted by the conditions under which we saw it, could
+have been devised to show the peak off to the best advantage. So long did
+we delay to dwell on the fairy-like scene, that the vacuous youth,
+accompanied by the young lady of varied accomplishments, caught us up and
+joined us quite suddenly, to their exceeding confusion. The youth, without
+being invited to do so, explained, blushing violently the while, that they
+had lost the path in the darkness, and had only been able to regain the
+track by lighting a series of lucifer matches--an entire fiction on his
+part, but condoned, as evincing more readiness of wit than we had
+previously given him credit for. We heard also that their way had been
+barred by a swamp and a mountain stream, which, like gossip, can have had
+no particular origin. The young lady, mindful of the absence of her
+preceptress and consequently heedless of grammar, described the situation
+neatly as being "awfully bogs."
+
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+
+If the expedition had shown us no more than this moonlight effect, the
+reward would have been ample. In truth, from first to last the expedition
+was one which it would be hard to match for variety of interest in all the
+sub-Alpine district. At Argentiere we rejoined the carriages, and found
+the horses just a little more inclined for exertion than they had been in
+the morning; their joy at going home seemed to be tempered by the fact
+that they recognised that they would inevitably be called upon to start
+from the same point at no very distant period; and that to return home was
+but to go back to the starting-point for further laborious excursions. But
+their equine tempers seemed thoroughly soured. The Italianised young lady
+was taken in charge by her elder sister, who had completed her education,
+and knew consequently the hollowness of the world and the folly of younger
+sisters' flirtations, and securely lodged in the landau. The youth, after
+an ineffectual attempt to find a place in the same carriage, climbed to
+the box seat of the other vehicle, and relieved his feelings by cracking
+the driver's whip with great dexterity; in fact, we discovered that this
+was one of his principal accomplishments. Not the least satisfactory part
+of the climb, in the estimation of some members of the party, was the fact
+that the moralist had lost his note-book during his imprisonment in the
+crevasse.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IX.
+
+
+ A FRAGMENT
+
+
+ An unauthentic MS.--Solitude on the mountain: its advantages to the
+ historian of the Alps--A rope walk--The crossing of the Schrund--A
+ novel form of avalanche and an airy situation--A towering
+ obstacle--The issue of the expedition in the balance--A very narrow
+ escape--The final rush--Victory!--The perils of the descent--I plunge
+ _in medias res_--A flying descent.
+
+
+The following account is somewhat of a puzzle. It appears to contain
+certain facts of so startling a nature, that the ascent to which they
+refer must unquestionably have been of a very exciting character. The
+details are not so wholly unlike descriptions which have passed the
+searching discrimination of editors, in publications relating more or less
+to Alpine matters, as to warrant the assumption that they are
+fabrications. They do not appear, as far as the writer can ascertain, to
+have been seen in print hitherto; but as all Alpine writings relate but
+rigid matters of fact and actual occurrences, there seems no objection to
+publishing the manuscript, notwithstanding that its authorship is only
+conjectural. It is unfortunate that its fragmentary nature leaves one
+somewhat in doubt as to the actual peak to which the description refers.
+It has been suggested by a plausible commentator, judging from internal
+evidence and the style of writing, that the manuscript of which the
+fragment consists formed part of an account originally intended for some
+work not published in this country, or even, possibly, was primarily
+designed to fill the columns of one of our own daily newspapers during the
+silly season.
+
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+
+"... The day was cloudless, serene, and bright. Only in the immediate
+foreground did the heavy banks, betokening a _tourmente_, sweep around
+with relentless fury. Far above, the towering crags of the majestic peak
+pierced the sky. How to get there! And alone! The situation was sublime;
+yet more, it was fascinating; once again, it was enthralling. Far below
+lay the prostrate bodies of my companions, worn out, wearied, gorged with
+_petit vin_ and sardines. A thought flashed across my mind. Why should I
+not scale alone these heights which had hitherto defied the most
+consummate _intrepides_? In a moment the resolution was taken. For me, for
+me alone, should the laurel wreaths be twined. For me should the booming
+cannon, charged with fifty centimes' worth of uncertain powder, betoken
+victory. For me alone should the assortment of cheap flags which had done
+duty on many previous occasions of rejoicing, be dragged forth. What was
+the expense to a hero when the glow of so magnificent an achievement
+should swell his heart and loosen his purse-strings? The account might
+reach a sum of two and a half, nay, even five francs; but what of that? I
+girded myself with the trusty rope, and, attaching one end lightly to a
+projecting crag twenty feet above, hauled myself in a moment on to the
+eminence. Involuntarily I shot a glance downwards. The scene was
+fearful--one to make the most resolute quail. But there was no time for
+thought, still less for accurate description. A fearfully steep couloir,
+flanked by two yawning bergschrunds, stretched away horizontally right and
+left. How to cross them! It was the work of a moment. Unfastening the knot
+in the rope above me, I threw myself, heart and soul, into the work. Where
+heart and soul are, there must, in the ante-mortem state, be the body
+also. This is logic. Thus I entered the chasm. Battling desperately with
+the huge icicles that threatened me at every step, I forced my way through
+the snow bridge and breathed again. The first schrund was accomplished.
+Next the rope was fastened to my trusty axe, and with an herculean effort
+I threw it far above me; fortunately it caught in a notch, and in a few
+seconds I had climbed, with the agility of a monkey, up the tightened
+cord. Goodness gracious! (_sapristi!_) what do I hear? A sudden roar below
+betokened an immediate danger. Horror! sweeping and roaring up the slope
+from the glacier beneath, I beheld a huge avalanche. I will conceal
+nothing. I own that the appalling situation and its terribly dramatic
+nature forced me to ejaculate a cry. I do not claim originality for it. I
+said, 'Oh! my mother!' (_Oh! ma mere!_) This relieved me. Now was the time
+indeed for coolness. Fortunate, most fortunate, that I was alone.
+Thrusting the spike of the axe into the solid rock face like the spear of
+Ithuriel, in the twinkling of an eye I had fastened one end of the rope to
+the projecting head of the axe, and the other to my waist, and launched
+myself over the ridge into space. Fortunate, most fortunate again, as in
+the hurry of the moment I had attached the rope below my own centre of
+gravity, that I was light-headed. Had this not been the case, assuredly I
+should have dangled feet uppermost over the abyss. Not a moment too soon.
+The avalanche dashed up the slope, grinding the axe to powder, but by good
+luck entangling the rope between the massive blocks and carrying it up,
+with myself attached, nearly 100 metres--I should say 300 feet--above where
+I had previously stood. I had accomplished in a moment what might have
+cost hours of toil. Again it was sublime. The thought crossed my mind that
+the sublime often approaches the ridiculous. But the rocks, previously
+broken up, had been ground by the sweeping avalanche into a surface smooth
+as polished steel. How to descend these again! Banish the thought! The
+mountain was not yet climbed. Upwards, past yawning seracs, towering
+bergschrunds, slippery crevasses, gaping aretes, I made my way. For a few
+hundred feet I bounded upwards with great rapidity. Despite the rugged
+nature of the rocks everything went smoothly. Of a sudden a terrible
+obstacle was presented to my gaze. I felt that all my hopes seemingly were
+dashed. A stupendous cleft, riving the mountain's side to an unfathomable
+depth, barred further progress. From top to bottom both sides of the chasm
+overhung; and far below, where they joined, the angle of meeting was so
+sharp that I felt that I must infallibly be wedged in without hope of
+extrication if I fell. For a few moments I hesitated, but only for a few.
+Close by was a tower of rock, smooth and vertical, some twelve feet
+high--the height of two men, in fact. No handhold save on the top. This was
+but a simple matter. Had any one else been with me, I should have stood on
+his shoulders; as it was I stood on my own head. Thus I climbed to the
+summit of the pointed obelisk of rock. Exactly opposite, on the farther
+side of the cleft, was a similar rock cone, but the distance was too great
+to spring across. I was in a dilemma--on one horn of it, in fact; how to
+get to the other! I adopted an ingenious plan. Taking my trusty axe, I
+placed the pointed end in a little notch in the rock, and then, with
+herculean strength, bent the staff and wedged the head also into a notch.
+The trusty axe was now bent like a bow. Again I hesitated before trusting
+myself to the bow; in fact, it was long before I drew it. But a former
+experience stood me in good stead. Once before, driven by a less powerful
+impetus--merely that of a human leg--I had flown through a greater distance.
+I made up my mind, and, summoning all my fortitude, placed my back against
+the arc and, lightly touching one end, released the spring. Instantly I
+felt myself propelled straight into mid-air, and before I had time to
+realise the success of my scheme, was flung against the pinnacle on the
+opposite side and embraced it. What were my feelings on finding that this
+huge pinnacle had no more stability than a ninepin, and as my weight came
+on to it slowly heeled over! Nor was this all. Slowly, like the pendulum
+of a metronome, it rolled back again, and I found to my horror that I was
+clinging to the apex of the rock, and dangling right over the chasm! I
+cannot recall that in all my adventures I had ever been in a precisely
+similar situation. However, a hasty calculation satisfied me that the
+rocking crag must again right itself. As I expected, it did so, and as the
+pinnacle of rock swung back once more to the perpendicular I sprang from
+it with all my force. The impetus landed me safe, but the crag toppled
+over into the abyss. Here I noted an interesting scientific fact. Taking
+out my watch, I was able to estimate, by the depth of the cleft, the
+height I had already climbed. _The boulder took a minute and a half in
+falling before it reached anywhere._ I own that the escape was a narrow
+one, and even my unblushing cheek paled a little at the thought of it. But
+I could not be far now, I hoped, from the summit; and, indeed, the
+condition of a dead bird which it so happened lay on the rocks--in a
+passive sense--convinced me that the summit of the lofty peak was close at
+hand. But few obstacles now remained. Another step or two revealed a
+glassy unbroken rock cone leading to the summit. It seemed impossible at
+first to surmount it, but my resources were not yet at an end. Dragging
+off my boots, I tore out with my teeth the long nails and drove them in
+one after another. By this means I ascended the first half of the final
+peak; but then the supply of nails was exhausted, and I felt that time
+would not permit me to draw out the lower nails and place them in
+succession above the others. Luckily I still carried with me a flask of
+the execrable _petit vin_ supplied by Mons. ---- of the inn below. I applied
+a little to the rock. The effect was magical. In a moment the hard face
+was softened to the consistence of cheese, and with my trusty axe I had no
+difficulty in scraping out small steps. The worst was now over. Just as
+the shades of night were gathering softly around, I stepped with the proud
+consciousness of victory on to the very highest point. This indeed was
+sublime. The toil of years was accomplished; it seemed almost a dream.
+Nerved to frenzy, with a mighty sweep of the axe I struck off a huge block
+from the summit to carry away as a token of conquest, and planting the
+weapon in the hole, tore off garment after garment to make a suitable
+flag; only did I desist on reflecting that it would become barely possible
+for me to descend if I acted thus. Intoxicated with victory, I shouted and
+sang for a while, and then turned to the descent. The night was fast
+closing in, but this mattered not, for I made light of all the obstacles,
+and they were so numerous that I succeeded perfectly by this means in
+seeing my way. Faster and faster I sped along, descending with ease over
+the blocks and fragments of the morning's avalanche. Now and again the
+descent was assisted by fastening the rope securely to projecting crags,
+and then allowing myself to slide down to its full length. Then I went up
+again, untied the rope, fastened it anew below, and repeated the manoeuvre.
+Thus at midnight I reached the edge of the cliff, at the foot of which my
+companions had been left in the morning. I feared they might be anxious
+for my safety, the more especially that I had not yet paid them for their
+services. Peering over the edge of the vertical precipice into the murky
+darkness, I called out. There was no response. Then I said 'Pst,' and
+tapped the glassy slope with my pocket knife. Even this plan failed to
+attract their attention. I shouted with still more force. Finally,
+standing up on the edge of the cliff, I sent forth a shout so terribly
+loud that it must have waked even a sleeping adder. A fatal error! for the
+reverberation of my voice was echoed back with such fearful force from a
+neighbouring crag that the shock struck me backwards, and in a moment I
+was flying through mid-air--to annihilation."
+
+ * * * * * *
+
+"There is a blank in this narrative which I can never fill up. This only
+do I know; that when I came again to my senses, I was warmly ensconced in
+a blanket, whilst my companions stood around in a circle shivering, as
+they gazed at me with amazement. Their account, which I can scarcely
+credit, was that as they were engaged in stretching out and shaking a
+blanket preparatory to spreading their bed for the night, an apparently
+heaven-sent form had descended from above into the very middle of it; the
+shock tore the blanket from their grasp, and in a twinkling I lay wrapt up
+safe and comfortable at their feet."
+
+(M137)
+
+Such is the fragment. It has been thought better to present it as far as
+possible in its original form, and without any editing. That the account
+is a little highly coloured perhaps in parts may be allowed, but some
+licence may legitimately be accorded to an author who is no empty dreamer,
+but has evidently experienced some rather exciting episodes.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER X.
+
+
+ THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING
+
+
+ Mountaineers and their critics--The early days of the Alpine
+ Club--The founders of mountaineering--The growth of the
+ amusement--Novelty and exploration--The formation of
+ centres--Narrowing of the field of mountaineering--The upward limit
+ of mountaineering--De Saussure's experience--Modern development of
+ climbing--Mr. Whymper's experience--Mr. Graham's experience--The
+ ascent of great heights--Mr. Grove's views--Messrs. Coxwell and
+ Glaisher's balloon experiences--Reasons for dissenting from Mr.
+ Glaisher's views--The possibility of ascending Mount
+ Everest--Physiological aspect of the question--Acclimatisation to
+ great heights--The direction in which mountaineering should be
+ developed--The results that may be obtained--Chamouni a century
+ hence--A Rip van Winkle in the Pennine Alps--The dangers of
+ mountaineering--Conclusion.
+
+
+(M138)
+
+From time to time, when some accident has happened in the Alps, the press
+and the public have been pleased to take such unfortunate occurrence as a
+text, and to preach serious sermons to mountaineers. We have been called
+hard names in our time; we have been accused of fostering an amusement of
+no earthly-practical good, and one which has led to "miserable" waste of
+valuable life. Gentle expressions of animadversion, such as "criminal
+folly," "reckless venture, which has no better purpose than the
+gratification of a caprice or the indulgence of a small ambition," "a
+subject of humiliating interest," and the like, have at times been freely
+used. But it is well known to authors and to dramatists that criticisms of
+a nature known as "smashing" are not, on the whole, always to be deplored,
+and are occasionally the best to enhance the success of the work. The
+novel or play, however unreservedly condemned by the reviewer, has got
+some chance of living if it be hinted that some of the situations in it
+are a little _risquees_; and to a great many the idea seems constantly
+present that mountaineering owes its principal attraction to the element
+of risk inseparable from its pursuit. As an absolute matter of fact such
+is not the case. Apart from this, however, mountaineers may be thankful
+that the critics in question have, when they noticed our doings at all,
+condemned us very heartily indeed, and thundered forth their own
+strictures on our folly in sonorous terms; in fact, attacks of this nature
+have by no means impaired the vitality of such associations as Alpine
+clubs, but rather, like attacks of distemper in dogs, have increased their
+value.
+
+It would be easy enough, from the mountaineer's point of view, and in a
+work which, at the best, can interest only those who have some sympathy
+with climbing as a pure pastime, to pass over these hard words, and to
+reckon them as merely the vapourings of envious mortals not initiated into
+the mysteries of the mountaineering craft; but such criticisms may lead or
+perhaps reflect public opinion, and are not, therefore, to be treated
+lightly. It might be held that for any notice to be taken at all is
+complimentary, and we might seek shelter in the epigrammatic saying that
+he who has no enemies has no character; that though hope may spring
+eternal in the human breast, jealousy is a trait still more constantly
+found. But this line of argument is not one to be adopted. The _tu quoque_
+style of defence is not one well calculated to gain a verdict. No doubt
+the question has been treated often enough before, and in discussing it
+the writer may seem but to be doing what nowadays the climber is forced to
+do in the Alps--namely, wander again, perhaps ramble, over ground that has
+been well trodden many times before. But the conditions have changed
+greatly since mountaineering first became a popular pastime, and since the
+first editions of "Peaks, Passes, and Glaciers" were rapidly sold out. It
+is, the writer fears, only too true in these latter days that mountaineers
+may be classified as Past and Present. Whether a third class may be added
+of "the Future" is a question--to be answered, I hope, in the affirmative.
+
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+
+The Alpine Club was founded in 1857 by a few ardent devotees to what was
+then an entirely new form of pastime. The original members of that club
+could never have even dreamed of the wide popularity mountaineering was
+destined to acquire, or the influence that the establishment of the Alpine
+Club was to have on it; and, like the fish in an aquarium, they can hardly
+have known what they were in for. In the present day there are Alpine
+clubs in almost every country in Europe, and in some countries there are
+several, numbering their members in some cases by thousands. Nor is it
+only on the continent of Europe that there are mountaineering clubs. Not
+that the writer ventures to assert that every member of this multitude is
+devoted to the high Alps, or that it is in the least degree essential to
+climb high and difficult mountains in order to learn the fascination of
+their natural beauties. It may be pointed out, however, that the
+"miserable waste of valuable life" is in the greatest part not on the
+great peaks and passes, but on little hills. Every year we read of
+accidents on mountains such as the Faulhorn, the Monte Salvatore in the
+Alps, or Snowdon, Helvellyn and the like in our own country. Possibly
+these disasters might never have taken place had the experience of
+mountaineering craft gained in high regions been properly appreciated and
+utilised. The good surgeon is he who, utilising all his own and all his
+predecessors' experience, recognises, and makes provision against, all the
+risks that may conceivably be involved in the most trifling operation he
+may be called upon to perform; and holiday ramblers in our own land and in
+sub-Alpine regions might, not without advantage, profit by the example.
+
+(M140)
+
+Five-and-twenty years ago in Switzerland there were numberless heights
+untrodden, passes uncrossed, and regions unexplored. Then, moreover, there
+were comparatively but few to cross the passes or climb the mountains; but
+those few did mighty deeds. Peak after peak fell before them, while slowly
+but surely they opened up new regions and brought unexpected beauties to
+light. In those days climbing as an art was but in its infancy, restricted
+to a few amateurs specially qualified to pursue it, and to a very limited
+number of guides--merely those, in fact (not such a numerous class as
+people seem generally to imagine), who had made chamois-hunting one of the
+principal objects of their lives. Gradually the art became more developed,
+and with the increase of power thus acquired came increase of confidence.
+From the fact that the training in the mountaineering art was gradual, it
+was necessarily thorough--a fact that a good many climbers would do well to
+bear in mind in these latter days. Then, of course, the charm of novelty,
+so dear to the mountaineer, was seldom absent; he could strike out right
+or left and find virgin soil; but in quest of novelty search had to be
+made before long in remote regions. It followed that exploration was not
+limited, and the early pioneers of mountaineering could, and did learn
+more of the geography and varied beauties of the Alps in a single season
+than their followers do, in the present day, in five or six.
+
+After a while the fashion of mountaineering altered sensibly, and a strong
+conservatism sprang up. Certain districts became more and more frequented;
+certain peaks acquired special popularity, either because they were
+conveniently placed and ready of access; or because there was a certain
+touch of romance about them, as in the case of the Matterhorn; or because
+they had acquired the reputation of being difficult, and it was thought
+that a successful ascent would stamp the climber at once as a skilful
+person and a very daring creature. Thus places like Zermatt, Grindelwald,
+Chamouni, and the AEggischhorn became the great centres of mountaineering,
+and have remained so ever since. Independent exploration gradually gave
+way to the charm of meeting others bent on the same pursuit of climbing;
+but this feeling was not without its drawbacks, and tended to check what
+has been called cosmopolitanism in mountaineering. How few, even among
+those who visit the Alps regularly, know anything whatever of such large,
+important, and interesting districts as the Silvretta group, the Rheinwald
+group, or the Lepontine Alps! while districts like Zermatt are thronged
+and crowded, and the mountains absolutely done to death. Not that it is
+hard to understand how this narrowing of the field of mountaineering has
+been brought about. There comes a time of life to most men when they find
+more pleasure in meeting old friends than in making new acquaintances; and
+the same feeling would appear to extend to the mountains.
+
+It must be confessed here that the writer is disposed to look upon
+mountaineering in the Alps, in the sense in which it has hitherto been
+known, as a pastime that will before long become extinct. In some soils
+trees grow with extraordinary rapidity and vigour, but do not strike their
+roots very deep, and so are prone to early decay. Still, it does not
+follow that, even should these pessimist forebodings prove true, and
+climbing be relegated to the limbo of archaic pursuits, the Alps will not
+attract their thousands as they have done for many years. The dearth of
+novelty is sometimes held to be the principal cause that will eventually
+lead to the decay of mountaineering. There is a reasonable probability,
+however, to judge from the Registrar-General's reports, that the world
+will still be peopled some time hence, and possibly a generation will then
+arise of mountaineering revivalists who, never having tasted the flavour
+of novelty in Alpine climbing, will not perceive that its absence is any
+loss. Yet in the Alps alone many seem to forget that, while they are
+exhausting in every detail a few spots, there are numerous and varied
+expeditions of similar nature still to be accomplished, the scenes of
+which lie within a few hours of London. It is of course only to
+mountaineering as a semi-fashionable craze that these remarks apply. The
+knowledge of the art, acquired primarily in the Alps, which has led to the
+development of mountaineering as a science will not be wasted, and the
+training acquired in holiday expeditions, when amusement or the regaining
+of health was the principal object, can be turned to valuable practical
+account elsewhere. So shall there be a future for mountaineering. No doubt
+but few may be able to find the opportunity, unless indeed they make it
+somewhat of a profession, of exploring the great mountainous districts
+still almost untouched--such, for instance, as the Himalayas. But it is in
+some such direction as this that the force of the stream, somewhat tending
+to dry up in its original channel, will, it may be hoped, spread in the
+future.
+
+(M141)
+
+It has already been shown, by the results of many modern expeditions, that
+the old views that obtained with respect to the upward limit of
+mountaineering must, to say the least, be considerably modified. From
+early times the question of the effects of rarefied air in high regions on
+mountaineers has attracted attention. As a matter of fact the subject is
+still barely in its infancy. A few remarks on this point may not perhaps
+be thought too technical, for they bear, I hope, on the mountaineering of
+the future.
+
+It is matter of notoriety that in these days travellers seem less subject
+to discomfort in the high Alps than in former times. De Saussure, for
+instance, in the account of his famous ascent of Mont Blanc in 1787,
+speaks a good deal of the difficulty of respiration. At his bivouac on the
+Plateau, at an elevation of 13,300 feet, the effects of the rarefied air
+were much commented on; and these remarks are the more valuable, inasmuch
+as De Saussure was a man of science and a most acute observer; while his
+account, a thing too rare in these days, is characterised by extreme
+modesty of description. The frequency of the respirations, he observed,
+which ensued on any exertion caused great fatigue. Nowadays, however,
+pedestrians, often untrained, may be seen daily ascending at a very much
+faster pace than De Saussure seems to have gone, and yet the effects are
+scarcely felt. No one now expects much to suffer from this cause, and no
+one does. In recent times we hear accounts of ascents of mountains like
+Elbruz, 18,526 feet, by Mr. Grove and others; of Cotopaxi, 19,735 feet,
+and Chimborazo, 20,517(7) feet, by Mr. Whymper; and the most recent, and
+by far the most remarkable, of Kabru in the Himalayas, about 24,000 feet,
+by Mr. Graham. In all these expeditions the travellers spent nights in
+bivouacs far above the level of the Grand Plateau where De Saussure
+encamped. We cannot suppose that in the Caucasus, the Andes, or the
+Himalayas the air differs much from that of the Alps with regard to its
+rarefaction effects on travellers. In fact, the Alpine traveller would in
+this respect probably be much better off, for the general conditions
+surrounding him would be more like those to which he was accustomed. He
+would not have, for instance, to contend with the effects of changed or
+meagre diet or unaccustomed climate.
+
+(M142)
+
+Mr. F. C. Grove, a very high authority on such a point, in his description
+of the ascent of Elbruz, in the course of some remarks on the rarity of
+the air, states his belief that at some height or another, less than that
+of the loftiest mountain, there must be a limit at which no amount of
+training and good condition will enable a man to live; and he says, "It
+may be taken for granted that no human being could walk to the top of
+Mount Everest."(8) This was written in 1875; but a great deal has happened
+since then, though the same opinion is still very generally entertained.
+But with this opinion I cannot coincide at all, for reasons that appear to
+me logically conclusive. In the first place, a party of three, composed of
+Mr. Graham, Herr Emil Boss, and the Swiss guide Kauffman, have ascended
+more than 5,000 feet higher than the top of Elbruz, and none of the party
+experienced any serious effect, or, indeed, apparently any effect at all
+other than those naturally incidental to severe exertion. It must be
+admitted that one result of their expedition was to prove, tolerably
+conclusively, that Mount Everest is not the highest mountain in the world.
+Still, until it is officially deposed, it may be taken, for argument's
+sake, as the ultimate point. Now, it would seem to be beyond doubt that a
+man, being transported to a height much greater than Mount Everest, can
+still live. In Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher's famous balloon ascent from
+Wolverhampton on September 5, 1862, described in "Travels in the Air," it
+was computed that the travellers reached a height of nearly 37,000
+feet,(9) and this in less than an hour from the time of leaving the earth.
+Deduct 5,000 feet from this computation, to allow for possible error, and
+we still have a height left of 32,000 feet, an elevation, that is, very
+considerably greater than the summit of Mount Everest--possibly a greater
+elevation than the summit of any mountain. Life then, it is proved, can be
+sustained at such a height, and the point that remains for consideration
+is whether the necessary exertion of walking or climbing to the same
+height would render the actual ascent impossible.
+
+(M143)
+
+Since the days of De Saussure some 8,000 feet have been added to the
+height to which the possibility of ascending has been proved. It seems to
+me unreasonable to assume that another 5,000 feet may not yet be added,
+and arbitrary to conclude that at some point higher than Kabru but lower
+than Mount Everest the limit of human endurance must necessarily be
+reached. Mr. Glaisher himself does not appear to think that, from his
+experience, any such ascent as that we have been considering would be
+possible for an Alpine traveller (_op. cit._ p. 21 and elsewhere). But,
+with every deference to so great an authority, a few considerations may be
+submitted which tend most seriously to invalidate his conclusions and
+opinions, and which may serve to show also that the effects of rarefied
+air probably differ more widely in the two cases of the aeronaut and the
+mountaineer than is generally supposed. Writing in 1871, Mr. Glaisher
+says,(10) "At a height of three miles I never experienced any annoyance or
+discomfort; yet there is no ascent I think of Mont Blanc in which great
+inconvenience and severe _pain_ have not been felt at a height of 13,000
+feet; but then, as before remarked, this is an elevation attained only
+after two days of excessive toil." Mr. Glaisher is here referring chiefly
+to Dr. Hamel's ascent of Mont Blanc, and would seem apparently to be
+unaware that, long before he wrote, the ascent of Mont Blanc, from
+Chamouni and back to the same place, had been accomplished within
+twenty-four hours. In 1873, if my memory serves me right, Mr. Passingham
+started from Chamouni, ascended the mountain, and returned to his hotel in
+a little less than twenty hours.(11) Compare such an ascent as this--not by
+any means an isolated instance--with De Saussure's experience, and when we
+consider how remarkable has been the development of mountaineering in this
+direction, we may surely hold that to fix at present any absolute limit is
+unduly arbitrary. Further, the ascents of Chimborazo and the other
+mountains named above have all been accomplished since Mr. Glaisher wrote.
+Mr. Glaisher states that the aeronaut may acclimatise himself to great
+heights by repeated ascents; but how much more may the mountaineer then
+hope to do so! The aeronaut necessarily makes ascents rapidly(12) and at
+rare intervals. The mountaineer can acclimatise himself to high regions by
+a constant and gradual process, a method obviously better calculated to
+extend the limits of his endurance.
+
+Of course I am only discussing the actual possibility, not entering into
+the question for a moment of whether it is worth while to do it. It may be
+that to attempt an ascent of Mount Everest would prove almost as rash an
+undertaking as an endeavour to swim through the Niagara rapids--that is, if
+the mountaineering difficulties are so great as to make the two instances
+parallel. Two points have to be considered: one, that, granted the
+desirability of making such an ascent, we do not yet fully know the best
+manner of undertaking it; and another, that we are still very ignorant as
+to the physiological effects of rarefied air on the human frame.(13)
+
+(M144)
+
+With regard to the first point, we know indeed this much--that, granted
+good condition, a man can "acclimatise" himself to great heights, and when
+so acclimatised he can undergo much more exertion in very high regions
+with much less effect. The experience of Mr. Whymper in the Andes, and of
+Mr. Graham and others in the Himalayas, has shown this conclusively
+enough. Let a man sleep at a height, say, of 18,000 feet, and then ascend
+from that point another 3,000 or 4,000 feet; he may possibly feel the
+effects to be so great that an attempt to sleep again at the latter height
+would render him incapable of exertion the next day, as far as an ascent
+is concerned. Let him descend till he can bivouac, say at 20,000 feet, and
+then again try, starting afresh. After a while he would be able to
+accomplish still more than at his first attempt; and so on, until he
+reached the summit. But even supposing that no amount of acclimatisation
+enables him to accomplish his end, he has other weapons in his armoury.
+
+(M145)
+
+The second point mentioned above is that the physiological effects of
+rarefied air on the human economy are but little known; were these
+understood the resources of science might be called in to obviate them. It
+may be said that no amount of science will obviate the very simple fact
+that exertion causes fatigue, but the answer is that we have no real idea
+of all the causes which lead to this fatigue. This is not the place to
+speculate on a somewhat abstruse and unquestionably complicated
+physiological problem, but the direction in which the question may be
+approached from the scientific side is worthy of being pointed out. This
+much may be said, however, that when we talk of strong heart and strong
+lungs in connection with the question of the possibility of ascending on
+foot to the greatest altitudes, we are only, from the physiological point
+of view, taking into account one or two factors, and perhaps not the most
+important ones. The cavillers may be reminded that physiology is not and
+never will become a finite science. To my mind at least, as far as human
+endurance is concerned, it would be no more surprising to me to hear that
+a man had succeeded in walking up Mount Everest than to know that a man
+can succeed in standing an arctic climate while on a sledging expedition.
+Objections like the difficulty of arranging for a supply of food, of
+expense, of risk, and so forth, are not taken into account--they are really
+beside the question: they have not proved insuperable obstacles in the
+case of arctic exploration; they will not prove insurmountable to the
+ambitious mountaineer we are contemplating. I do not for a moment say that
+it would be wise to ascend Mount Everest, but I believe most firmly that
+it is humanly possible to do so; and, further, I feel sure that, even in
+our own time, perhaps, the truth of these views will receive material
+corroboration. Mount Everest itself may offer insuperable mountaineering
+obstacles, but in the unknown, unseen district to the north there may be
+peaks of equal height presenting no more technical difficulties than Mont
+Blanc or Elbruz.
+
+(M146)
+
+From the purely athletic point of view, then, the mountaineering
+experience which has been gained almost exclusively in the Alps may, by a
+still further development in the future, enable the climber so to develop
+the art that he may reach the highest elevation on this world's crust; and
+he may do this without running undue risk. _Cui bono?_ it may be asked;
+and it is nearly as hard to answer the question as it is to explain to the
+supine and unaspiring person the good that may be expected to accrue to
+humanity by reaching the North Pole; yet the latter project, albeit to
+some it seems like a struggle of man against physical forces which make or
+mar worlds, is one that is held to be right and proper to be followed. At
+the least an observer, even of limited powers, may reasonably be expected,
+supposing he accomplished such a feat as the ascent of Mount Everest, to
+bring back results of equal scientific value with the arctic traveller,
+while the purely geographical information he should gain would have
+fiftyfold greater practical value. The art and science of mountaineering
+has been learned and developed in the Alps, and the acquirement of this
+learning has been a pleasure to many. If the holiday nature of
+mountaineering should in the future be somewhat dropped, and if a few of
+those who follow should take up the more serious side, and make what has
+been a pastime into a profession (and why should not some do so? That
+which is worth doing at all is worth developing to the utmost possible
+limit), good will come, unless it be argued that there is no gain in
+extending geographical knowledge; and no advantage in rectifying surveys
+and rendering them as accurate as possible. As has been remarked by Mr.
+Douglas Freshfield, the advantage of including in survey parties, such as
+are still engaged on our Indian frontier, the services of some who have
+made mountaineering a branch to be learnt in their profession, would be
+very distinct. Work done in the Alps would, in this direction, perhaps,
+bear the best fruit and reap the highest practical value which it might be
+hoped to attain. The value would be real. The search after truth, whether
+it be in the fields of natural science, of geography, or its to-be-adopted
+sister orography, can never fail to be right and good and beneficial.
+Enthusiasm all this! you say. Granted freely. Without some enthusiasm and
+energy the world would cease to turn, and the retarding section of mankind
+would be triumphant, save that they would be too languid to realise the
+victory of their principles.
+
+But still, if properly qualified men are to be forthcoming to meet such a
+want, which undoubtedly seems to exist, the old training-ground must not
+be deserted; the playground of Europe must be regarded in relation to
+serious work in the same light that the playing-fields of Eton were
+regarded by one who was somewhat of an authority. The Great Duke's remark
+is too well known to need quotation. English folk may find it hard to hold
+their own against their near relations in athletic pursuits, such as
+cricket and sculling, but in mountaineering they undoubtedly lead, and
+will continue to do so. In one phase indeed of the pursuit their supremacy
+is menaced. In the matter of recognising the practical value to be
+obtained from mountaineering in surveying and the like, they are already
+behind other countries. The roll of honorary members of the Alpine Club
+comprises a list of men, most of whom have utilised their mountaineering
+experience to good purpose in advancing scientific exploration. In this
+department it is to be hoped that we shall not suffer ourselves to be
+outstripped, nor allow a store of valuable and laboriously acquired
+experience to remain wasted. The threatening cloud may pass off; the
+future of Alpine mountaineering may not prove to be so gloomy as it
+sometimes seems to the writer in danger of gradually becoming. The
+depression is, possibly, only temporary, and a natural consequence of
+reaction; and the zigzagging line on the chart, though it may never
+perhaps rise again to the point it once marked, yet may keep well at the
+normal--better, perhaps, at such a level than at fever heat. The old cry
+that we know so well on the mountains, that meets always with a ready
+thrill of response, may acquire a wider significance, and men will be
+found to answer to the familiar call of "Vorwaerts, immer vorwaerts!"
+
+After all, a century hence the mountaineering centres of to-day will
+perhaps still attract as they do now. It may be possible to get to
+Chamouni without submitting to the elaborately devised discomfort of the
+present Channel passage, and without the terrors of asphyxiation in the
+carriages of the Chemin de Fer du Nord. Surely the charm of the mountains
+must always draw men to the Alps, even though the glaciers may have shrunk
+up and sunk down, though places like Arolla and the Grimsel may have
+become thriving towns, or radical changes such as a drainage system at
+Chamouni have been instituted. If the glaciers do shrink, there will be
+all the more scope for the rock climber and the more opportunity of
+perfecting an art which has already been so much developed.
+
+(M147)
+
+A Rip van Winkle of our day, waking up in that epoch of the future, would
+for certain find much that was unaltered. The same types of humanity would
+be around him. Conceive this somnolent hero of fiction, clad in a felt
+wideawake that had once been white, in knickerbockers and Norfolk jacket,
+of which the seams had at one time held together, supporting his bent
+frame and creaking joints on a staff with rusted spike and pick. He
+descends laboriously from a vehicle that had jolted impartially
+generations before him (for the carriages of the valley are as little
+liable to wear out, in the eyes of their proprietors, as the "wonderful
+one-hoss shay"). He finds himself on a summer evening by the Hotel de
+Ville at Chamouni, and facing the newly erected Opera-house. He looks with
+wondering eyes around. A youth (great-great-great-great-grandson of
+Jacques Balmat) approaches and waits respectfully by his side, ready to
+furnish information.
+
+"Why these flags and these rejoicings?" the old man asks.
+
+"To celebrate the tercentenary of the first ascent of Mont Blanc," the boy
+answers.
+
+The veteran gazes around, shading his eyes with his shrivelled hand. The
+travellers come in. First a triumphal procession of successful and
+intrepid mountaineers. Banners wave, cannon go off--or more probably miss
+fire--bouquets are displayed, champagne and compliments are poured out;
+both the latter expressions of congratulation equally gassy, and both
+about equally genuine.
+
+"Who are these?" the old man inquires.
+
+"Do you not see the number on their banner?" answers the youth; "they are
+the heroes of the forty-fifth section of the tenth branch of the northern
+division of the Savoy Alpine Club."
+
+"Ah!" the old man murmurs to himself, with a sigh of recollection, "I can
+remember that they were numerous even in my day."
+
+Then follows a sad-looking, dejected creature, stealing back to his hotel
+by byways, but with face bronzed from exposure on rocks, not scorched by
+sun-reflecting snow; his boots scored with multitudinous little cuts and
+scratches telling of difficult climbing; his hands as brown as his face;
+his finger-nails, it must be admitted, seriously impaired in their
+symmetry.
+
+"And who is this? Has he been guilty of some crime?" the old man asks.
+
+"Not so," the answer comes; "he has just completed the thousandth ascent
+of the Aiguille...; he comes of a curious race which, history relates, at
+one time much frequented these districts; but that was a great while
+ago--long before the monarchy was re-established. You do well to look at
+him; that is the last of the climbing Englishmen. They always seem
+depressed when they have succeeded in achieving their ambition of the
+moment; it is a characteristic of their now almost extinct race."
+
+(M148)
+
+"And what about the perils of the expedition?" the old man asks,
+brightening up a little as if some old ideas had suddenly flashed across
+his mind. "I would fain know whether the journey is different now from
+what it was formerly; yet the heroes would mock me, perchance, if I were
+to interrogate them."
+
+"Not at all," the youth replies. "There are but few of the first party who
+would not vouchsafe to give you a full account, and might even in their
+courtesy embellish the narrative with flowers of rhetoric. But it is
+unnecessary. They will print a detailed and full description of their
+exploits. It has all been said before, but so has everything else, I
+think."
+
+"That is true," the old man murmurs to himself; "it was even so in my
+time, and two hundred years before I lived a French writer commenced his
+book with the remark, '_Tout est dit._' But what of the other, the
+dejected survivor? does he not too write?"
+
+"Yes, indeed, but not in the same strain; he will but pour out a little
+gentle sarcasm and native spleen, in mild criticism of the fulsome periods
+he peruses in other tongues."
+
+"Ah me!" thinks the old man, "in one respect then I need not prove so much
+behind the time. If the memory of the Alpine literature of my day were
+still fresh, I could hold mine own with those I see around."
+
+May I be permitted, in conclusion, to come back to our own day, and to say
+a very few words on the subject of mountaineering accidents? Most heartily
+would I concur with any one who raised the objection that such remarks are
+out of place in a chapter on the mountaineering of the future. But perhaps
+we have been looking too far ahead, and there may be a period to follow
+between this our time and the future to be hoped for.
+
+(M149)
+
+It has sometimes been stated and written that no one desires to remove
+from mountaineering all danger. The dangers of mountaineering have been
+divided by a well-known authority into real and imaginary. The supposed
+existence of the latter is, I grant, desirable, especially to the
+inexperienced climber; but I shall always contend that it ought to be the
+great object of every votary of the pursuit to minimise the former to the
+utmost of his ability. Now, it is only by true experience--that is, by
+learning gradually the art of mountaineering--that the climber will achieve
+this result. Few of those unacquainted with the subject can have any idea
+of the extraordinary difference between the risk run on a difficult
+expedition (that is, on one where difficulties occur: the name of the peak
+or pass has little to do with the matter) by a practised mountaineer who
+has learned something of the art, and an inexperienced climber who has
+nothing but the best intentions to assist his steps. The man of experience
+bears always in mind the simple axioms and rules of his craft; if he does
+not he is a bad mountaineer. If the plain truth be told, accidents in the
+Alps have almost invariably, to whomsoever they befell, been due to
+breaking one or more of these same well-known rules, or, in other words,
+to bad mountaineering. That such is no more than a simple statement of
+fact a former president of the Alpine Club, Mr. C. E. Mathews, has
+abundantly proved.(14) Numbers of our countrymen, young and old, annually
+rush out to the Alps for the first time. Fired with ambition, or led on by
+the fascination of the pastime, with scarcely any preliminary training and
+no preliminary study of the subject, they at once begin to attack the more
+difficult peaks and passes. Success perhaps attends their efforts. Unfit,
+they go up a difficult mountain, trusting practically to the ability of
+the guides to do their employers' share of the work as well as their own.
+They descend, and think to gauge their skill by the name of the expedition
+undertaken. The state of the weather and of the mountain determine whether
+such a performance be an act of simple or of culpable folly. For such the
+imaginary dangers are the most formidable. If they had taken the trouble
+to begin at the beginning, to learn the difference between the stem and
+stern of a boat before attempting to navigate an ironclad, they would have
+recognised, and profited by, the true risks run. As it is, they are
+probably inflated with conceit at overcoming visionary difficulties. They
+may make, indeed, in this way what in Alpine slang is called a good
+"book;" but by far the greater number fail to perceive that there is
+anything to learn. It is a pastime--an amusement; they do not look beyond
+this. But these same climbers would admit that in other forms of sport,
+such as cricket or rowing, proficiency is not found in beginners. It is in
+the study and development of the amusement that the true and deeper
+pleasure is to be found. A tyro in cricket would make himself an object of
+ridicule in a high-class match; the novice in the art of rowing would be
+loth to display his feeble powers if thrust into a racing four with three
+tried oarsmen; and yet the embryo climber can see nothing absurd in
+attacking mountains of recognised difficulty. Inexperience in the former
+instances at least could cause no harm, while ignorance of the elementary
+principles of mountaineering renders the climber a serious source of
+danger not only to himself but to others. There is no royal road to the
+acquirement of mountaineering knowledge. It is just as difficult to use
+the axe or alpenstock properly as the oar or the racquet; just as much
+patient, persevering practice is needed; but it is not on difficult
+expeditions that such inexperience can be best overcome.
+
+(M150)
+
+A man of average activity could, probably, actually climb, without any
+particular experience, most of, or all, the more difficult rock peaks
+under good conditions of weather and the like. But how different from the
+really practical mountaineer, who strives to make an art of his pastime.
+Watch the latter. First and foremost, he knows when to turn back, and does
+not hesitate to act as his judgment directs. He bears in mind that there
+is pleasure to be obtained from mountaineering even though the programme
+may not be carried out in its entirety as planned, and realises to the
+full that
+
+ 'Tis better to have climbed and failed
+ Than never to have climbed at all.
+
+His companions are always safe with him, his climbing unselfish; he never
+dislodges a loose stone--except purposely--either with hands, feet, or the
+loose rope; he is always as firm as circumstances will permit, prepared to
+withstand any sudden slip; he never puts forth more strength at each step
+than is necessary, thus saving his powers, being always ready in an
+emergency, and never degenerating into that most dangerous of
+encumbrances, a tired member of a united party: not, of course, that the
+vast majority of amateurs can ever hope, with their imperfect practice, to
+attain to the level of even a second-rate guide; still, by bringing his
+intelligence to bear on this, as he does on any other amusement, the
+amateur can render himself something more than a thoroughly reliable
+companion on any justifiable expedition.
+
+(M151)
+
+Let the spirit of competition lead young climbers to strive after
+excellence in this direction, rather than, as is too commonly the case,
+induce them to take "Times" as the criterion of mountaineering
+proficiency. There are instructors enough. Even from an inferior guide an
+infinite amount may be learnt; at the least such a one can recognise the
+real danger of the Alps, and in this respect possesses a faculty which is
+one of the chief the mountaineer has to acquire. Let the spirit in which
+the Alps are climbed be of some such nature as that I have attempted to
+indicate, and accidents such as those recorded in Mr. C. E. Mathews' grim
+list will be of such rare occurrence that they will never be called up to
+discredit mountaineering. If, perchance, any words here written shall
+prompt in the future the climber to perfect his art more and more while
+frequenting the old haunts, and to extend and utilise mountaineering still
+more, then at least the writer may feel, like the mountain when it had
+brought forth the ridiculous mouse, that his labour has not been wholly in
+vain. Yet more: his gloomy forebodings shall be falsified, and with
+respect to the future of mountaineering the outlook will be bright enough.
+
+
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+
+
+
+ FOOTNOTES
+
+
+ M1 The survival of the unfit
+ M2 Sybaritic mountaineering
+ M3 The growth of the climbing craze
+ M4 A tropical day in the valley
+ M5 A deserted hostelry
+ M6 The hut above Fee
+ M7 How ruin seized a roofless thing
+ M8 On sleeping out
+ M9 The Suedlenzspitz
+ M10 A plea for Saas and Fee
+ M11 We attack the Suedlenzspitz
+ M12 The art of probing snow
+ M13 Sentiment on a summit
+ M14 The feast is spread
+ M15 Fact and romance
+ M16 The thirst for novelty
+ M17 Rock v. snow mountains
+ M18 The amateur and the guide
+ M19 The guides' room
+
+ 1 Franz Andermatten died in August 1883. His name is mentioned
+ elsewhere in these sketches, but I leave what I have written
+ untouched: for I do not hold with those who would efface the
+ recollection of all that was bright and merry in one taken from us.
+
+ M20 A false start
+ M21 Falling stones in the gully
+ M22 Effects of reaching a summit
+ M23 A narrow escape
+ M24 The youthful tourist
+ M25 Hotel trials
+ M26 The gushers
+ M27 The last peaks to surrender
+ M28 The Aiguille du Dru
+ M29 The first attempt
+
+ 2 In the old house, be it noted--not the modern luxurious combination
+ of a granite fortress and a palace.
+
+ M30 First attempt on the peak
+ M31 Huts and sleeping out
+ M32 The Chamouni guide system
+ M33 A word on guides
+ M34 A landlord's peculiarities
+ M35 We see a chamois
+
+_ 3 Travels in the Alps_, p. 119.
+
+ M36 Doubts as to the peak
+ M37 Telescopic observations
+ M38 Franz and his mighty axe
+ M39 A start in the wrong direction
+ M40 An adjournment
+ M41 The expedition resumed
+ M42 A sticking point
+ M43 Beaten back
+ M44 Results gained
+ M45 Autres temps, autres moeurs
+ M46 The diligence arrives
+ M47 The Alpine habitue
+ M48 A family party
+ M49 A sepulchral bivouac
+ M50 On early starts
+ M51 The rocks of the Bietschhorn
+ M52 Avalanches on the Bietschhorn
+ M53 A dramatic situation
+ M54 The united party nearly fall out
+ M55 A limited panorama
+ M56 A race for home
+ M57 Caught out
+ M58 The water jump
+ M59 A classical banquet
+ M60 The old cure
+ M61 A "pension" in a train
+ M62 A youthful hero
+ M63 A scientific gentleman
+ M64 A dream of the future
+ M65 A condensed mountain ascent
+ M66 Wanted, a programme
+ M67 The Aiguille du Midi
+ M68 Ephemeral acquaintances
+ M69 A familiar character
+ M70 Halting doubts and fears
+ M71 The storm gathers
+ M72 "From gay to grave"
+ M73 The storm breaks
+ M74 A battle with the elements
+ M75 Beating the air
+ M76 Descent down Vallee Blanche
+ M77 A scanty repast
+ M78 A projected expedition
+ M79 Expeditions on the Aig. du Dru
+ M80 Other climbers attack the peak
+ M81 We try the northern side
+ M82 The mountain fever recurs
+ M83 The campaign opens
+ M84 A new leader
+ M85 Our sixteenth attempt
+ M86 Sports and pastimes
+ M87 Apparel oft proclaims the man
+
+ 4 Described in anatomical text-books as forming the swelling of the
+ calf.
+
+ M88 A canine acquaintance
+ M89 Turning point of the expedition
+ M90 A difficult descent
+ M91 A blank in the narrative
+ M92 A carriage misadventure
+ M93 A strange guide
+ M94 Our "jeune premier"
+ M95 An acrobatic performance
+ M96 Our nineteenth attempt
+ M97 The rocks of the Dru
+ M98 What next?
+ M99 A narrow escape
+
+ 5 It has transpired since that our judgment happened to be right in
+ this matter, and we might probably have saved an hour or more at
+ this part of the ascent.
+
+ M100 The final scramble
+ M101 Our foe is vanquished
+ M102 On the summit
+ M103 The return journey
+ M104 Benighted
+ M105 Shifting scenes
+ M106 The camp breaks up
+ M107 Mountaineering morality
+ M108 Chamouni becomes festive
+ M109 Organising the ball
+ M110 Chamouni dances
+ M111 The scene closes in
+ M112 On well-ordered intellects
+ M113 The critical tendency
+ M114 The "High Level Route"
+ M115 A prescription for ill-humour
+ M116 A meditation on grass slopes
+ M117 The agile person's vagaries
+ M118 Ascent of the Ruinette
+ M119 Saas in the olden days
+
+ 6 Hector Berlioz.
+
+ M120 A curious omission
+ M121 The chef's masterpiece
+ M122 An evicted family
+ M123 A short cut after a knife
+ M124 The amateur
+ M125 Mont Buet
+ M126 We hire carriages
+ M127 The incomplete moralist
+ M128 The niece to the moralist
+ M129 A discourse on gourmets
+ M130 An artistic interlude
+ M131 We become thoughtful
+ M132 A vision on the summit
+ M133 The mountaineers perform
+ M134 A banquet at the chalet
+ M135 The end of the journey
+ M136 I rise equal to the occasion
+ M137 A highly coloured account
+ M138 The critics
+ M139 Growth of the amusement
+ M140 Novelty and exploration
+ M141 The upward limit
+
+ 7 This is Mr. Edward Whymper's measurement. Humboldt, as quoted by Mr.
+ Whymper, gave 21,460 feet as the height. (_Alpine Journal_, vol. x.
+ p. 442.)
+
+ M142 Mr. Grove's views
+
+_ 8 The Frosty Caucasus_, by F. C. Grove, p. 236.
+
+_ 9 Travels in the Air_, edited by James Glaisher, F.R.S., p. 57 (2nd
+ ed.).
+
+ M143 Mr. Glaisher's experiences
+
+_ 10 Op. cit._ p. 9.
+
+ 11 I understand that the expedition has since been accomplished in a
+ much shorter time.
+
+ 12 In Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher's ascent from Wolverhampton the
+ balloon when at the height of 29,000 feet was mounting at the rate
+ of 1,000 feet a minute.
+
+ 13 I am aware of M. Paul Bert's researches; but these questions are not
+ to be settled in the laboratory.
+
+ M144 Mountain acclimatisation
+ M145 Ascent of Mount Everest
+ M146 The value of mountaineering
+ M147 An Alpine Rip van Winkle
+ M148 Mountaineering in the future
+ M149 Dangers of the Alps
+
+_ 14 Vide_ _Alpine Journal_, vol. xi. p. 78. "The Alpine Obituary," by
+ C. E. Mathews.
+
+ M150 The real mountaineer
+ M151 Conclusion
+
+
+
+
+
+ TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE
+
+
+The following changes have been made to the text:
+
+ page ix, page number "1" added
+ page xiv, page number "290" changed to "291"
+ page 31, "gulley" changed to "gully"
+ page 96, "sepulchra" changed to "sepulchral"
+ page 113, "complicate" changed to "complicated"
+ page 151, "thoughful" changed to "thoughtful"
+ page 216, "menta" changed to "mental"
+ page 255, "thier" changed to "their"
+ page 269, "in roduction" changed to "introduction"
+ page 310, parenthesis added before "2nd"
+ page 312, "developmen" changed to "development", "gradua" changed to
+ "gradual"
+
+Variations in hyphenation (e.g. "bootlace", "boot-lace"; "doorpost",
+"door-post") have not been changed.
+
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