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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Above the Snow Line by Clinton Thomas Dent
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+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no
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+Title: Above the Snow Line
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+Author: Clinton Thomas Dent
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+Release Date: March 1, 2011 [Ebook #35434]
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+Language: English
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ABOVE THE SNOW LINE***
+
+
+
+
+
+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+ LONDON: PRINTED BY
+ SPOTTISWOODE AND CO., NEW-STREET SQUARE
+ AND PARLIAMENT STREET
+
+ [Illustration: THE BIETSCHHORN. FROM THE PETERSGRAT]
+
+
+
+
+
+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+ MOUNTAINEERING SKETCHES
+ BETWEEN 1870 AND 1880
+
+ BY
+ CLINTON DENT
+ VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE ALPINE CLUB
+
+
+ “_Celui qui n’a jamais ses heures_
+ _de folie est moins sage qu’il ne le_
+ _pense_”—LA BRUYÈRE
+
+
+
+WITH TWO ENGRAVINGS BY EDWARD WHYMPER AND
+AN ILLUSTRATION BY PERCY MACQUOID
+
+
+LONDON
+LONGMANS, GREEN, AND CO.
+1885
+
+_All rights reserved_
+
+
+
+
+
+ THESE SKETCHES OF MOUNTAINEERING
+ I DEDICATE TO
+ T. I. D.
+ IN THE HOPE THAT A BOOK WITHOUT A HEROINE
+ MAY, AT LEAST, ACQUIRE SOME FEMININE INTEREST
+
+
+
+
+
+ PREFACE
+
+
+Some of the following sketches do not now appear for the first time; but
+such as have been before published in other form have been entirely
+re-written, and, in great measure, recast.
+
+
+
+To the writer the work has afforded an occasional distraction from more
+serious professional work, and he cannot wish better than that it should
+serve the same purpose to the reader.
+
+CORTINA DI AMPEZZO:
+_September 1884_.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CONTENTS
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE
+ PAGE
+Buried records—_Litera scripta manet_—The survival of the unfit—A 1
+literary octopus—Sybaritic mountaineering—On mountain
+“form”—Lessons to be learned in the Alps—The growth and spread of
+the climbing craze—Variations of the art—A tropical day in the
+valley—A deserted hostelry—The hotel staff appears in several
+characters—Ascent of the Balfrinhorn—Our baggage train and
+transport department—A well-ventilated shelter—On sleeping out:
+its advantages on the present occasion—The Mischabelhörner family
+group—A plea for Saas and the Fée plateau—We attack the
+Südlenzspitz—The art of detecting hidden crevasses—Plans for the
+future—Sentiment on a summit—The feast is spread—The
+Alphubeljoch—We meet our warmest welcome at an inn
+CHAPTER II.
+THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT
+The Alpine dramatis personæ—Mountaineering fact and romance—The 31
+thirst for novelty and its symptoms—The first ascent of the
+Moming—Preliminaries are observed—Rock _v._ snow mountains—The
+amateur and the guide on rocks and on snow—The programme is made
+out—Franz Andermatten—Falling stones in the gully—We smooth away
+the difficulties—The psychological effects of reaching mountain
+summits—A rock bombardment and a narrow escape—The youthful
+tourist and his baggage—Hotel trials—We are interviewed—The
+gushers
+CHAPTER III.
+EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+The Alps and the early mountaineers—The last peaks to 56
+surrender—The Aiguille du Dru—Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury’s
+attempt on the peak—One-day expeditions in the Alps and thoughts
+on huts and sleeping out—The Chamouni guide system—A word on
+guides, past and present—The somnolent landlord and his
+peculiarities—Some of the party see a chamois—Doubts as to the
+peak and the way—The duplicity of the Aiguille deceives
+us—Telescopic observations—An ill-arranged glacier—Franz and his
+mighty axe—A start on the rocks in the wrong direction—Progress
+reported—An adjournment—The rocks of the lower peak of the
+Aiguille du Dru—Our first failure—The expedition resumed—A new
+line of ascent—We reach the sticking point—Beaten back—The
+results gained by the two days’ climbing
+CHAPTER IV.
+A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY
+The art of meteorological vaticination—The climate we leave our 96
+homes for—Observations in the valley—The diligence arrives and
+shoots its load—Types of travellers—The Alpine habitué—The
+elderly spinster on tour—A stern Briton—A family party—We seek
+fresh snow-fields—The Bietschhorn—A sepulchral bivouac—On early
+starts and their curious effects on the temperament—A choice of
+routes—A deceptive ice gully—The avalanches on the Bietschhorn—We
+work up to a dramatic situation—The united party nearly fall
+out—A limited panorama—A race for home—Caught out—A short
+cut—Driven to extremities—The water jump—An aged person comes to
+the rescue—A classical banquet at Ried—The old curé and his
+hospitality—A wasted life?
+CHAPTER V.
+AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE
+Chamouni again—The hotel _clientèle_—A youthful hero—The 130
+inevitable English family—A scientific gentleman—A dream of the
+future—The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine literature—A
+condensed mountain ascent—Wanted, a programme—A double
+“Brocken”—A hill-side phenomenon and a familiar character—A
+strong argument—Halting doubts and fears—A digression on
+mountaineering accidents—“From gay to grave, from lively to
+severe”—The storm breaks—A battle with the elements—Beating the
+air—The ridge carried by assault—What next, and next?—A
+topographical problem and a cool proposal—The descent down the
+Vallée Blanche—The old Montanvert hotel—The Montanvert path and
+its frequenters
+CHAPTER VI.
+ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+“_Decies repetita placebit_”
+Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure—Expeditions on 169
+the Aiguille du Dru in 1874—The ridge between the Aiguilles du
+Dru and Verte—“Défendu de passer par là”—Distance lends
+enchantment—Other climbers attack the peak—View of the mountain
+from the Col de Balme—We try the northern side, and fail more
+signally than usual—Showing that mountain fever is of the
+recurrent type—We take seats below, but have no opportunity of
+going up higher—The campaign opens—We go under canvas—A spasmodic
+start, and another failure—A change of tactics and a new
+leader—Our sixteenth attempt—Sports and pastimes at Chamouni—The
+art of cray-fishing—The apparel oft proclaims the man—A canine
+acquaintance—A new ally—The turning-point of the expedition—A
+rehearsal for the final performance—A difficult descent—A blank
+in the narrative—A carriage misadventure—A penultimate failure—We
+start with two guides and finish with one—The rocks of the
+Dru—Maurer joins the party—Our nineteenth attempt—A narrow escape
+in the gully—The arête at last—The final scramble—Our foe is
+vanquished and decorated—The return journey—Benighted—A moonlight
+descent—We are graciously received—On “fair” mountaineering—The
+prestige of new peaks—Chamouni becomes festive—“Heut’ Abend
+grosses Feuerwerkfest”—Chamouni dances and shows hospitality—The
+scene closes in
+CHAPTER VII.
+BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS
+1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+On well-ordered intellects—The drawbacks of accurate
+memory—Sub-Alpine walks: their admirers and their
+recommendations—The “High-Level Route”—The Ruinette—An infallible
+prescription for ill-humour—A climb and a meditation on grass
+slopes—The agile person’s acrobatic feats—The psychological
+effects of sunrise—The ascent of the Ruinette—We return to our
+mutton at Arolla—A vision on the hill-side.
+2. _A Little Maiden._
+Saas in the olden days—A neglected valley—The mountains drained 236
+dry—A curious omission—The Portienhorn, and its good points as a
+mountain—The chef produces a masterpiece—An undesirable tenement
+to be let unfurnished—An evicted family—A rapid act of
+mountaineering—On the pleasures of little climbs—The various
+methods of making new expeditions on one mountain—On the
+mountaineer who has nothing to learn, and his consequent
+ignorance
+CHAPTER VIII.
+A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY
+Long “waits” and entr’actes—The Mont Buet as an unknown 266
+mountain—We hire carriages—A digression on a stationary vehicle—A
+straggling start—The incomplete moralist—The niece to the
+moralist—A discourse on gourmets—An artistic interlude—We become
+thoughtful, and reach the height of sentiment and the top of the
+Mont Buet—Some other members of the party—The mountaineers
+perform—How glissading ambition did o’erleap itself—A vision on
+the summit—The moralist leaves us for a while—Entertainment at
+the Bérard Chalet—View of the Aiguille Verte—The end of the
+journey
+CHAPTER IX.
+A FRAGMENT
+An unauthentic MS.—Solitude on the mountain: its advantages to 291
+the historian of the Alps—A rope walk—The crossing of the
+Schrund—A novel form of avalanche and an airy situation—A
+towering obstacle—The issue of the expedition in the balance—A
+very narrow escape—The final rush—Victory!—The perils of the
+descent—I plunge _in medias res_—A flying descent
+CHAPTER X.
+THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING
+Mountaineers and their critics—The early days of the Alpine 300
+Club—The founders of mountaineering—The growth of the
+amusement—Novelty and exploration—The formation of
+centres—Narrowing of the field of mountaineering—The upward limit
+of mountaineering—De Saussure’s experience—Modern development of
+climbing—Mr. Whymper’s experience—Mr. Graham’s experience—The
+ascent of great heights—Mr. Grove’s views—Messrs. Coxwell and
+Glaisher’s balloon experiences—Reasons for dissenting from Mr.
+Glaisher’s views—The possibility of ascending Mount
+Everest—Physiological aspect of the question—Acclimatisation to
+great heights—The direction in which mountaineering should be
+developed—The results that may be obtained—Chamouni a century
+hence—A Rip van Winkle in the Pennine Alps—The dangers of
+mountaineering—Conclusion
+
+ ‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+THE BIETSCHHORN FROM THE PETERSGRAT _Frontispiece_
+THE AIGUILLE DU DRU FROM THE SOUTH _to face page_ 169
+A VISION ON A SUMMIT " 282
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER I.
+
+
+ AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE
+
+
+ Buried records—_Litera scripta manet_—The survival of the unfit—A
+ literary octopus—Sybaritic mountaineering—On mountain
+ “form”—Lessons to be learned in the Alps—The growth and spread of
+ the climbing craze—Variations of the art—A tropical day in the
+ valley—A deserted hostelry—The hotel staff appears in several
+ characters—Ascent of the Balfrinhorn—Our baggage train and
+ transport department—A well-ventilated shelter—On sleeping out:
+ its advantages on the present occasion—The Mischabelhörner family
+ group—A plea for Saas and the Fée plateau—We attack the
+ Südlenzspitz—The art of detecting hidden crevasses—Plans for the
+ future—Sentiment on a summit—The feast is spread—The
+ Alphubeljoch—We meet our warmest welcome at an inn.
+
+
+There exists a class of generously-minded folk who display a desire to
+improve their fellow-creatures and a love for their species, by referring
+pointedly to others for the purpose of mentioning that the objects of
+their remarks have never been guilty of certain enormities: a critical
+process, which is about equivalent to tarring an individual, but, from
+humanitarian considerations, omitting to feather him also. The ordeal, as
+applied to others, is unwarrantable; but there is a certain odd pleasure
+in subjecting oneself to it. Now, it is but a paraphrase to say that the
+more we go about, the more, in all probability, shall we be strengthened
+in the conviction that the paradise of fools must have a large acreage.
+The average Briton has a constantly present dread that he is likely to do
+something to justify his admission into that department of Elysium. The
+thought that he has so qualified, will wake him up if it crosses his mind
+even in a dream, or make his blood run cold—whatever that may mean—in his
+active state. Thus it falls out that he is for ever, as it were, conning
+over the pass-book of his actions, and marvelling how few entries he can
+find on the credit side, as he does so. It is asserted as a fact (and it
+were hard to gainsay the sentiment), that _Litera scripta manet_. No
+doubt; but how much more obtrusively true is it that printed matter is as
+indestructible as the Hydra? It has occurred sometimes to the writer, on
+very, very sleepless nights, to take down from a shelf, to slap the cover
+in order to get rid of a considerable amount of dust, and to peruse, in a
+volume well-known to all members of the Alpine Club, accounts written
+years before, of early mountain expeditions. To trace in some such way, at
+any rate to search for, indications of a fancied development of mind has a
+curious fascination for the solitary man. Effusions which an author would
+jealously hide away from the eyes of his friends, have a strangely
+absorbing interest to the man who reflects that he himself was their
+perpetrator.
+
+(M1)
+
+We most of us, whatever principles we assert on the matter, keep stowed
+away, in some corner or another, the overflow of a fancied talent. The
+form varies: it may, perhaps, be a five act tragedy, possibly a
+psychological disquisition, or a sensational novel in three volumes of MS.
+It is a satisfaction to turn such treasures out from time to time when no
+eyes are upon us, even if it be only to thank Heaven devoutly that they
+have always lain unknown and uncriticised. “Il n’y a rien qui rafraichisse
+le sang comme d’avoir su éviter de faire une sottise.” Of work done, of
+which the author had no especial reason to be proud, a feeling of
+thankfulness in a lesser degree may arise from the consciousness that, if
+ever recognised at all, it is now, happily, forgotten. So have these early
+effusions sometimes amused, not infrequently astounded, and at the worst
+have nearly always brought the wished-for slumber; and yet in Alpine
+writings the same accounts were for the most part as faithful
+representations as the writer could set down on paper of impressions made
+at the time. It has often occurred to me to ask what manner of description
+a writer would give of an expedition made many years before. How would the
+lapse of time influence him? Would he make light of whatever danger there
+was? Would the picture require a very decided coat of varnish to make it
+at all recognisable? Would the crudities come out still more strongly, or
+would the colours all have faded and sunk harmoniously together in his
+picture? The speculation promised to be interesting enough to make it
+worth while to give practical effect to the idea. Now the expedition
+narrated in this chapter was made in 1870, and possibly, therefore, if a
+description were worth giving at all, it had better have been given fresh.
+We can always find some proverb tending more or less to justify any course
+of action that we may be desirous of pursuing, and by distorting the
+meaning of a quotation manage to serve our own ends. Of all the ill-used
+remarks of this nature, surely the most often employed is, “Better late
+than never;” the extreme elasticity of which saying, in the application
+thereof, is well evidenced by the doctor who employed it in justification
+of his late arrival when he came on a professional visit to the lady and
+found the baby learning its alphabet.
+
+(M2)
+
+When an aquarium was a fashionable resort, amongst a good many queer and
+loose fish, we became familiar with a monstrously ill-favoured beast
+called a cuttle-fish: and may have had a chance of seeing how the animal,
+if attacked by his physical superior, resorted to the ingenious plan of
+effusing a quantity of ink, and, under cover of this, retreating hastily
+backwards out of harm’s way. There are some, less ingenuous than the
+Octopus, who retreat first into obscurity and then pour out their effusion
+of ink. But it is more common to use the flare of an epigram or of a
+proverb, as a conjurer does his wand, to distract attention for the moment
+and divert the thought current from matters we do not wish to be too
+evident. At any rate, I must in the present instance lay under tribute the
+author of Proverbs, and add another straw to the already portentous burden
+that they who wish to compound for literary sins have already piled on his
+back. Apologising is, however, a dangerous vice, as a well-known writer
+has remarked. The account, though a sort of literary congenital cripple,
+has still a prescriptive right to live. Besides this expedition was
+undertaken in the pre-Sybaritic age of mountaineering, and before the
+later refinements of that art and science had taken firm hold of its
+votaries. What would the stern explorers of former time have thought, or
+said, if they had perceived persons engaged on the glaciers sitting down
+on camp-stools to a light refection of truffle pie and cold punch? Such
+banquets are not uncommon now, though precisians with a tendency to
+dyspepsia still object strongly to them. In those days, too, mountaineers
+were not so much differentiated that climbers were talked of by their
+fellows like cricketers are described in the book of Lillywhite. “Jones,”
+for instance, “is a brilliant cragsman, but inclined to be careless on
+moraines.” “Noakes,” again, “remarkably sure and steady on snow, fairly
+good in a couloir, would do better if he did not possess such an
+astounding appetite and would pay more attention to the use of the rope.”
+“Stokes possesses remarkable knowledge of the Alps; on rocks climbs with
+his head; we wish we could say honestly that he can climb at all with his
+hands and feet.” “Thompson, first-rate step-cutter; walks on snow with the
+graceful gait and unlaboured action of a shrimp-catcher at his work: kicks
+down every loose stone he touches.” Thus different styles of climbing are
+recognised. “Form,” as it is called in climbing, was in the old days an
+unknown term, and yet it is probable that the “form” was by no means
+inferior to any that can be shown now-a-days. The reason is obvious enough
+and the explanation lies simply in the fact that the apprenticeship served
+in the mountains was then much longer than it is now. People did not so
+often try to ride a steeple-chase before they had learnt to sit in a
+saddle, or appreciated that the near side was the best by which to get up.
+When this particular expedition was made (towards which I feel that I am
+an unconscionable time in making a start) I had been five or six seasons
+in the Alps, during the first two of which I had never set foot on a
+snow-slope. There had always seemed to me from the first, to be so much
+absolutely to learn in mountaineering: there is no less now, indeed there
+is more, for the science has been developed, but it seems beyond doubt,
+that fewer people recognise the fact. Like most other arts, it can only be
+learnt in one way, by constant practice, by constant care and attention
+and by always doing everything in the mountains to the best of one’s
+ability. Too many may seem to think that there is a royal road, and fail
+to recognise that a plebeian does not alter his status by walking along
+this variety of highway.
+
+(M3)
+
+Time rolled on. The fascination of climbing spread abroad, and it followed
+with the increasing number of mountaineers that more and more difficulties
+were experienced in attempts to diversify the sport in the Alps alone, and
+in emerging from the common herd of climbers. Then a new danger arose. The
+sport grew fashionable—a serious symptom to its true lovers. Books of
+Alpine adventure readily found readers; novels, and other forms of
+nonsense, were written about the mountains; accounts of new expeditions
+were telegraphed at once to all parts of the world, and found as important
+a place in the newspapers as the Derby betting, or the latest reports as
+to the precise medical details of some eminent person’s internal
+complaint. Still further did the craving for novelty spread, and more
+strange did the means of satisfying it become. The mountains were ascended
+without guides: in winter; by people afflicted with mental aberration who
+wore tall hats and frock coats on the glaciers; by persons who were
+ignorant of the laws of optics as applied to large telescopes; in bad
+weather, by wrong routes and so forth. Then, too, set in what may be
+called the variation craze. This is very infectious. For those who can see
+no beauty in a scene that some one else has gazed on before it is still a
+passion. We may still at times, in the Alps, hear people say, “Oh yes,
+that is a very fine expedition, no doubt, but I don’t think I care much
+about undertaking it; you see so and so has done it; couldn’t we manage to
+strike out a different line?” The result is a “variation” expedition. The
+composer when hard driven, and not strongly under the influence of the
+Muse, will at times take some innocent, simple melody and submit it to
+exquisite torture by writing what he is pleased to call variations.
+Sometimes he will not rest till he has perpetrated as many as thirty-two
+on some innocent little tune of our childhood. The original air becomes
+entirely lost, like a sixpence buried in a flour bag, and we may marvel,
+for instance, as may the travelled American, at the immense amount of
+foreign matter that may be introduced into “Home, sweet home.” Even so
+does the climber sometimes practise his art. But for one who entertains a
+strict respect for the old order of things, and for the memory of an age
+of mountaineering now rapidly passing into oblivion, to write in any such
+strain would be intolerable. And so, even as a theatrical manager when his
+brilliant play, stolen, or, as it is generally described, “adapted,” from
+the French, does not run, I may be allowed to raise the curtain on a
+revival of the old drama, a comedy in one short act, and not provided with
+any very thrilling “situations.” The “scenarium” lay ready to hand in the
+leaves of an old journal, which may possibly share, with other old leaves,
+the property of being rather dry. But we are meandering, as it were, in
+the valleys, and run some risk of digressing too far from the path which
+should lead to the mountain in hand. There is a story of a clergyman who
+selected a rather long text as a preface to his discourse, and finding,
+when he had read it at length a second time, that his congregation were
+mostly disposed in attitudes which might be of attention, but which were,
+at the same time, suggestive of slumber, wisely concluded to defer
+enlarging upon it till a more fitting occasion, and dismissed his hearers,
+or at any rate those present, with the remark that they had heard his text
+and that he would not presume to mar its effectiveness by any exordium
+upon it. _Revenons._
+
+(M4)
+
+In the early part of August 1870, our party walked one sultry day up the
+Saas Valley. The dust glittered thick and yellow on our boots. Many of the
+smaller brooks had struck work altogether, while the main river was
+reduced to a clear stream trickling lazily down between sloping banks of
+rounded white boulders that shone with a painful glare in the strong
+sunlight. The more muscular of the grasshoppers found their limbs so
+lissom in the warmth that they achieved the most prodigious leaps out of
+sheer lightheartedness; for they sprang so far that they could have had no
+definite idea where they might chance to light. On the stone walls busy
+little lizards, with heaving flanks, scurried about with little fitful
+spurts, and vanished abruptly into the crannies, perpetually playing hide
+and seek with each other, and always seeming out of breath. The foliage
+drooped motionless in the heavy air and the shadows it cast lengthened
+along the dusty ground as steadily as the streak on a sundial. The smoke
+from the guides’ pipes (and guides, like itinerant nigger minstrels,
+always have pipes in their mouths when moving from the scene of one
+performance to another) hung in mid air, and the vile choking smell of the
+sputtering lucifer matches was perceptible when the laggards reached the
+spot where a man a hundred yards ahead had lighted one of these
+abominations.
+
+To pass under the shade of a walnut tree was refreshing like a cold
+douche; and to step forth again into the heat and glare made one almost
+gasp. Flannel shirts were miserably inadequate to the strain put upon
+their absorbent qualities. The potatoes and cabbages were white and
+piteously dusty. Even the pumpkins seemed to be trying to bury their plump
+forms in the cool recesses of the earth. Everywhere there seemed a
+consciousness as of a heavy droning hum. All of which may be concisely
+summed up in the now classical opening remark of a well-known comedy
+character, one “Perkyn Middlewick” to wit, “It’s ’ot.”
+
+(M5)
+
+When within a little distance of the hotel I enquired whether it was worth
+while for one of the party to push on to secure rooms. The guides thought,
+on the whole, that it was unnecessary, and this opinion was justified
+subsequently by the fact that we found ourselves the sole occupants of the
+hotel during the week or so that we remained in the district. It was the
+year of the war; ugly rumours were about, but very few tourists.
+Selecting, therefore, the most luxurious apartment, and having given over
+to the care of one Franz, who appeared in the character of “boots” to the
+hotel, a remarkable pair of cowhide brogues of original design, as hard as
+sabots and much more uncomfortable, I sat down on a stone slab, in order
+to cool down to a temperature that might permit of dining without fear of
+imperilling digestion. So pleased were the hotel authorities at the
+presence of a traveller that they exerted themselves to the utmost to
+entertain us well, and with remarkable results. I find a record of the
+dinner served. There were ten dishes in consecutive order, exclusive of
+what Americans term “fixings.” As to the nature of nine it was difficult
+to speak with any degree of certainty, but the tenth was apparently a
+blackbird that had perished of starvation and whose attenuated form the
+chef had bulged out with extraneous matter. Franz, who seemed to be a sort
+of general utility man to the establishment, had thrown off, with the ease
+of a Gomersal or a Ducrow, the outward habiliments of a boots and appeared
+now as a waiter, in a shirt so hard and starched that he was unable to
+bend and could only button his waistcoat by the sense of touch. The repast
+over, Franz removed the shirt front and unbent thereupon in manner as in
+person. Assuming engaging airs, he entered into conversation, disappearing
+however for short intervals at times, in order, as might be inferred from
+certain sounds proceeding from an adjoining apartment, to discharge the
+duties of a chamber-maid. Subsequently it transpired that he was the
+proprietor of the hotel.
+
+(M6)
+
+We agreed to commence our mountaineering by an ascent of the Balfrinhorn,
+a most charming walk and one which even in those days was considered a
+gentle climb. There are few peaks about this district which will better
+repay the climber of moderately high ambition, and it is possible to
+complete the expedition without retracing the steps. There is no danger,
+and it is hard to say to what part of the mountain an enthusiast would
+have to go in order to discover any: so the expedition, though perhaps
+prosaic, is still very interesting throughout and quite in the olden
+style. The solitude at the hotel was somewhat dull, and the conversational
+powers of the guides soon exhausted if we travelled beyond the subject of
+chamois hunting, I did indeed try on one occasion to explain to them, in
+answer to an earnest request, the military system of Great Britain. But,
+with a limited vocabulary, the task was not easy and, as I could not think
+of any words to express what was meant by red tape, circumlocution, and
+short service, my exposition was limited to enlarging on the facts that
+the warriors of my native country were exceeding valiant folk with very
+fine chests, that they wore highly padded red coats and little hats like
+half bonbon boxes cocked on one side and that they would never consent to
+be slaves. Burgener, anxious for some more stirring expedition, suggested
+that we should climb the Dom from the Saas side or make a first ascent of
+the Südlenzspitz. We had often talked of the former expedition, which had
+not at the time been achieved, and, in order to facilitate its
+accomplishment, divers small grants of money had been sent out from
+England to be expended in the construction of a hut some five hours’ walk
+above Fée. In answer to enquiries, the guides reported with no small
+amount of pride, that the building had been satisfactorily completed and
+they were of opinion that it was ready for occupation. At some length the
+process of building was described and it really seemed from their account
+that they had caused to be erected a shelter of unduly pretentious
+dimensions. It appeared, however, that the residence was equally well
+placed to serve as a shelter for an ascent of the Südlenzspitz and we
+decided ultimately to attack that peak first. Great preparations were
+made; an extensive assortment of very inferior blankets was produced and
+spread out in the road in front of the hotel, either for airing or some
+other ill-defined purpose, possibly from some natural pride in the
+extensive resources of the hotel. Then they pulled down and piled into a
+little stack, opposite the front door, fire wood enough to roast an ox, or
+convert an enthusiast into a saint.
+
+(M7)
+
+One fine afternoon we started. The entire staff and _personnel_ of the
+hotel would have turned out to wish us good luck, but did not actually do
+so, as he was engaged in a back shed milking a cow. Laden with a large
+bundle of fire wood, I toiled up the steep grass slopes above Fée, leading
+to the Hochbalm glacier. The day was oppressively hot, and I was not
+wholly ungrateful on finding that the string round my bundle was loose and
+that the sticks dropped out one after another: accordingly I selected a
+place in the extreme rear of the caravan, lest my delinquencies should
+perchance be observed. The sun beat mercilessly down upon our backs on
+these bare slopes and we sighed involuntarily for Vallombrosa or Monaco or
+some equally shady place. The guides, who up to that time had spoken of
+their building as if it were of somewhat palatial dimensions, now began
+rather to disparage the construction. Doubts were expressed as to the
+effects certain storms and heavy falls of snow might have had on it and
+regrets that the weather had prevented the builders from attending as
+minutely to details of finish and decoration as they could have wished.
+Putting this and that together, I came to the conclusion that the erection
+would probably be found to display but indifferent architectural merit.
+However, there was nothing better to look forward to. “Where is it?” “Oh,
+right up there, under the big cliff, close to where Alexander is.” In the
+dim distance could be distinguished the form of our guide as a little dark
+mass progressing on two pink flesh-coloured streaks, striding rapidly up
+the hill. The phenomenon of colour was due to the fact that, prompted by
+the sultriness of the day, Alexander had adopted in his garb a temporary
+variation of the Highland costume. A few minutes later he joined us,
+clothed indeed, and in a right, but still a melancholy frame of mind.
+Shaking his head sadly, he explained that a grievous disaster had taken
+place, evidently in the spring. The forebodings of the
+constructively-minded rustics we had left below, who knew about as much of
+architecture as they did of metaphysics, proved now to be true. They had
+remarked that they feared lest some chance stone should have fallen, and
+possibly have inflicted damage on the hut. Why they had selected a site
+where such an accident might happen, was not at the moment quite obvious,
+but it became so later on. Burgener told us that the roof had been carried
+away. Beyond question the roof was gone; at any rate it was not there, and
+the rock must have fallen in a remarkable way indeed, for the cliff above
+was slightly overhanging, and the falling boulder, which was held
+accountable for the disaster, had carried away every vestige of wood-work
+about the place, not leaving even a splinter or a chip. However, to the
+credit of the builders, be it said that they had tidied up and swept very
+nicely, for there was no sawdust to be seen anywhere, nor indeed, any
+trace of carpentering work. The hut consequently resolved itself into a
+semi-circular stone wall, very much out of the perpendicular, built
+against a rock face. The chief architect, evidently a thoughtful person,
+had not omitted to leave a door. But it was easier on the whole to step
+over the wall, which I did, with as much scorn as Remus himself could have
+thrown into the action when seeking to aggravate his brother Romulus. So
+we entered into possession of the premises without, at any rate, the
+trouble of any preliminary legal formalities.
+
+(M8)
+
+In the matter of sleeping out, all mountaineers pass, provided they keep
+long enough at it, through three stages. In the early period, when imbued
+with what has been poetically termed the “ecstatic alacrity” of youth,
+they burn with a desire to undergo hardship on mountains. Possibly a
+craving for sympathy in discomfort—that most universal of human
+attributes—prompts them to spend their nights in the most unsuitable
+places for repose. The practical carrying out of this tendency is apt to
+freeze very literally their ardour; at least, it did so in our case. Then
+follows a period during which the climber laughs to scorn any idea of
+dividing his mountain expedition. He starts the moment after midnight and
+plods along with a gait as free and elastic as that of a stage pilgrim or
+a competitor in a six days’ “go-as-you-please” pedestrian contest: for
+those who have a certain gift of somnambulism this method has its
+advantages. Finally comes a stage when the climber’s one thought is to get
+all the enjoyment possible out of his expedition and to get it in the way
+that seems best at the time. Now again he may be found at times tenanting
+huts, or the forms of shelter which are supposed to represent them. But
+his manner is changed; he no longer travels burdened with the impedimenta
+of his earlier days. He never looks at his watch now, except to ascertain
+the utmost limit of time he can dwell on a view. With advancing years and
+increasing Alpine wisdom, he derides the idea of accurately timing an
+expedition. His pedometer is probably left at home; he eats whenever he is
+hungry, and ceases to consider it a _sine quâ non_ that he must return to
+hotel quarters in time for dinner. Nor does he ever commit the youthful
+folly of walking at the rate of five miles an hour along the mule path in
+the valley or the high road at the end of an expedition, gaining thereby
+sore feet and absolutely nothing else. When he has reached this stage,
+however, he is considered _passé_; and when he has reached this stage he
+probably begins really to appreciate to the full the depth of the charm to
+be found in mountaineering.
+
+But I digress even as the driven pig. A miserable night did we spend
+behind the stone wall. About 9 P.M. came a furious hail-storm: at 10 P.M.
+rain fell heavily: at 11 P.M. snow began and went on till daybreak about 4
+A.M. At 5 A.M. we got up quite stiff and stark like a recently killed
+villain of melodrama, when carried off the stage by four supers. By 6 A.M.
+I had got into my boots. At 9 A.M. we swooped down once more on Franz at
+the hotel at Saas, persuaded him to relinquish certain scavenging
+occupations in which he was engaged, and to resume his post of waiter. A
+day or two later we sought our shelter once more. No luxurious provisions
+did we take with us. Some remarkable red wine, so sour that it forced one
+involuntarily to turn the head round over the shoulder on drinking it,
+filled one knapsack. The other contained slices of bread with parallel
+strata of a greasy nature intervening. These were spoken of, when we had
+occasion to allude to them, as sandwiches. The fat was found to be an
+excellent emollient to my boots.
+
+(M9)
+
+The Südlenzspitz, though tall, labours under the topographical
+disadvantage of being placed in the company of giants. Close by, on the
+north side, is the Nadelhorn (14,876 ft.), while to the south, at no great
+distance, the Dom towers far above, reaching a height of 14,942 feet. In
+the Federal map of Switzerland (which is not very accurate in its
+delineation of the Saas district), the height of the Südlenzspitz is
+marked as 14,108 ft. North and south from the Südlenzspitz, stretch away
+well-marked, but not particularly sharp ridges, the northern being chiefly
+of snow, and inclined at a moderate angle. To the east, a sharper rocky
+ridge falls away, terminating below, after the fashion of a “rational”
+divided skirt, in two undecided continuations which enclosed the Fall
+glacier. Climbing up by this ridge, Mr. W. W. Graham ascended the mountain
+in 1882. The “variation” is described as presenting very serious
+difficulties. But in our day, the old-fashioned custom of ascending
+mountains by the most obviously practicable way was still in vogue, and we
+decided, therefore, to make for the northern buttress. Leaping over the
+wall enclosing the ground-floor of our bivouac, we descended on to the
+Hochbalm glacier, made our way across the upper snow basin, and in good
+time reached the foot of the slope no great distance south of the
+Nadelhorn. The view during this part of the walk is very characteristic of
+the range. From almost any point of view, the traveller is surrounded on
+three sides by a clearly marked amphitheatre of very beautifully formed
+mountains. On the right, the shapely little Ulrichshorn rises up in a
+self-sufficient manner, like a single artichoke in a vegetable dish. In
+front is the mass of the Nadelhorn and Südlenzspitz, while, looking back,
+the view of the mountains on the east side of the Saas valley is one of
+great and varied beauty. It must be confessed that these statements are
+derived principally from a contemplation of the map, for, to tell the
+truth, the recollection of the panorama we actually saw is rather
+indistinct. This much, however, I may record with confidence; that in all
+parts of the Saas district, the views struck me, in a day when I did not
+very much look at them, as possessing strong individuality and the
+greatest beauty.
+
+(M10)
+
+The Zermatt district may be still more striking, and they who have no time
+to visit both, no doubt do wisely to seek the more hackneyed valley. But
+for such as do not look upon guide-book statements as the dicta of an
+autocrat, and can exercise a thousandth part of the independence of
+judgment they manifest in the ordinary affairs of life, a brief deviation
+to the Saas country will come as a revelation. After the crowd, dust, and
+bustle of the highway to the recognised centre of the Alps, to turn aside
+to this region is a relief, like stepping out of a crowded ball-room on to
+a verandah, or gliding away in a gondola from the railway station at
+Venice. Look, too, at the architecture of the great mountains here, and
+the spectator will perceive how nature has succeeded to perfection in
+achieving what all artists fail in doing; that is in designing, and in a
+manner that precludes criticism, a pendant; and a pendant too to the
+Zermatt panorama. The necessary object in the foreground of the
+picture—which we all know to be an hotel—is provided. Who but nature would
+think of framing a pure white picture in a setting of the soft green
+pastures below, and the deep blue sky above? but here it is, and it is
+perfect. Yet the blue of the sky is repeated in the picture, for the
+towering séracs throw azure shadows on the satin-smooth snow slopes at
+their feet. Rest, strength, eternal solidity above in the mountain forms
+and crags; repose, softness, and the charm of a brightness below that must
+yield and fade before long to gather force for fresh development and
+renewal. No need to seek far for a parallel in our human world. Between
+the two districts, Zermatt and Saas-Fée, there is but the difference
+between the man who impresses at once by the force of character, and the
+man who has to be studied and learned before we recognise that he is
+something beyond the ordinary run of our fellow-creatures.
+
+(M11)
+
+Before leaving England we had made tolerably minute inquiries, but had
+failed to discover any record of a previous ascent of the Südlenzspitz,
+though, as suggested by Mr. W. M. Conway, the mountain may have been
+previously climbed by Mr. Chapman. Some uncertainty, therefore, whether we
+should find any traces of previous climbers, gave the required piquancy to
+the expedition. We made at once up the slope for a long rocky buttress,
+and towards a part of the mountain down which the guides asserted stones
+had been known to fall in the afternoon. This statement was probably made
+with a view of encouraging their charge to greater exertions, for an old
+sprained ankle compelled me to the continual necessity of putting my best
+foot foremost in walking over difficult places. Still, the rocks were at
+no point very formidable, and progress was rendered somewhat easier by the
+fact that no critical companion was with me, so I felt at perfect liberty
+to transport myself upwards in any style that happened to suit the
+exigencies of the moment. I had not at that time quite passed the stage of
+believing all that the guides asserted with reference to the climbing
+capacities of the individual who pays them for assisting his locomotion,
+and had a distinct idea that I mastered all the obstacles in a
+particularly skilful manner. They said as much in fact, but reiterated
+their compliments so often that I somewhat fear now that I must frequently
+have given occasion for these remarks of approbation; remarks which I have
+since observed are more frequently called forth to cover a blunder than to
+praise an exhibition of science. Probably my progress was about as
+graceful and sure as that of a weak-legged puppy placed for the first time
+in its life on a frozen pond, or a cockroach seeking to escape from the
+entrapping basin, for I had not then developed, in climbing rocks, the
+adhesive powers of—say the chest, which longer practice will sometimes
+furnish. We were accompanied by a porter of advanced years whose
+conversational powers were limited by an odd practice of carrying heavy
+parcels in his mouth. The day before he had carried up a large beam of
+wood for the camp fire in this manner. I never met a man with so much jaw
+and so little talk. He had apparently come out in order to practise
+himself for the mastication of the Saas mutton, for at the end of the day
+he would accept of nothing but a sum of two francs, for which I was very
+thankful. Similar disinterestedness in men of his class is not often met
+with nowadays.
+
+(M12)
+
+After awhile we left the buttress of rock and turned our attention to a
+snow slope and made our way up its crest. Here steps were necessary but
+there was no particular difficulty, for the slope resembled a modern
+French drawing-room tragedy, in that it was as broad as it was long. We
+had but to feel that the rope was taut, and could then look about with
+security. In good time we stepped on to the ridge, and a glance upwards
+showed that the way was easy enough. We could not but feel that if we were
+to achieve the honour of a first ascent, such honour would be principally
+due to the fact that we had subdivided the secondary peaks of the chain
+more minutely than other travellers. The principle has been carried still
+further in these latter days, and as any little pale fish that can be
+caught and fried is considered whitebait, and any article that ladies
+choose to attach to their heads is termed a bonnet, so any point that can
+be climbed by an individual line of ascent is now held to be a separate
+mountain. A considerable snow cornice hung over on the northern side of
+the arête and great care was necessary, for the ridge itself was so broad
+and easy, that less careful guides might have made light of it; but
+Burgener, though he had already acquired a reputation for brilliancy and
+dash, never suffered himself for one moment to lose sight of the two great
+qualities in a guide, caution and thoroughness. At each step he probed the
+snow in front of him with all the diligence of a chiffonnier. It followed
+that our progress was somewhat slow, but it was none the less highly
+instructive. The accurate sense of touch in probing doubtful snow with the
+axe requires and deserves very much more practice than most people would
+imagine. The unpractised mountaineer may climb with more or less ease a
+difficult rock the first time he is brought face to face with it, but long
+and carefully acquired experience is necessary before a man can estimate
+with certainty the bearing power of a snow bridge with a single thrust of
+the axe. Indeed many guides of reputation either do not possess or never
+acquire the muscular sense necessary to enable them to form a reliable
+opinion on this matter. As a rule, if the rope be properly used and such a
+mistake be made, somebody plunges through, is hauled out again and no harm
+is done; but there are occasions when serious accidents have happened,
+when probably lives have been lost owing to want of skilled knowledge in
+this detail of snow mountaineering. I have known guides who never failed
+when they came to a treacherous-looking bridge, to give it one apparently
+careless thrust with the axe and then walk across with perfect confidence;
+and I have seen others do exactly the same and disappear suddenly to cool
+regions below through the bridge; and _vice versâ_. The unskilful prober
+will make wide detours when he might go in safety, and the man of good
+snow touch will avoid what looks sound enough: till in returning, perhaps
+you see that the hard crust concealed but rotten things beneath: as in an
+ill-made dumpling. It needs no small amount of training to judge between
+the man who quickly and with certainty satisfies himself of the safety of
+a particular snow passage, and the man who is too careless properly to
+investigate it; yet without such experience the amateur is not really able
+to decide whether a guide be a good or a bad one.
+
+(M13)
+
+Here and there along the ridge short rock passages gave a welcome relief
+and at length we stood on the highest point of the ridge which culminates
+so gently in the actual peak of the Südlenzspitz. Our first care was to
+scrape about and hunt diligently for traces of any previous party. No
+relic of conviviality could be found, and as all the flat stones about
+appeared to be in their natural state of disorder, we piled up some of
+them into a neat little heap, and came to the conclusion that we had
+performed very doughty deeds. But we were younger then. The sun was out,
+there was a dead calm, and we lay for a while basking in the warmth and
+planning a serious expedition for some future year. It may seem strange in
+these days of rocket-like mountaineering when the climber, like the poet,
+_nascitur non fit_, but the peak whose assault we discussed was none other
+than the Matterhorn. It was no longer thought that goblins and elves
+tenanted its crags; but although these spectres had not yet been
+frightened away and turned out of house and home by sardine boxes and
+broken bottles, some trace of prestige still adhered to the mountain. It
+had not then, like a galley slave, been bound with chains, or, even as a
+trussed chicken, girt about with many cords. Nor was the ascent of the
+peak then talked about as carelessly as might be a walk along Margate
+pier. Alexander Burgener had never been up the peak, though he was most
+anxious to get an opportunity of doing so. I can remember well the advice
+that was given to me on the top of the Südlenzspitz to practise further on
+a few less formidable mountains before attacking the fascinating Mont
+Cervin itself. Alas for the old days and the old style of mountaineering!
+It may be doubted whether such discussions often take place nowadays; but
+then it was only my sixth season in the Alps. The following year we did
+hatch out the project laid on the top of the Südlenzspitz to climb the
+Matterhorn together. To this moment I can remember as I write every detail
+of the climb and every incident of the day as vividly as if it were
+yesterday; and what a splendid expedition it was then. The old, old
+fascination can never come back again in quite the same colours; better,
+perhaps, that it should not. Is it always true that “a sorrow’s crown of
+sorrow is remembering happier things”? Surely there is a keenness and a
+depth of pleasure to be found in recalling happiness, though it may never
+return in its old form; and the memory of pleasure just toned with a trace
+of sadness is one of the most profound emotions that can stir the human
+heart. Go on and climb the Alps ye that follow: nowhere else will you find
+the same pleasure. But it is changed, and in this amusement the old
+fascination will never be quite the same to you. It may be, it will be,
+equally keen, but as there is a difference between skating on virgin ice
+and that which, though still good, is scored by marks of predecessors, so
+will you fail to find a something which in the olden days of
+mountaineering seemed always present. Go elsewhere if you will, and seek
+fresh fields for mountaineering enterprise in the Caucasus, the Himalayas,
+the Andes. There you will find the mountains have a charm of their own:
+the mark is as good, but it is not the Alpine mark. That has been taken by
+others. _Beati possidentes._
+
+(M14)
+
+Judging by the nature of these sentiments it would seem that we must have
+become pensive to the verge of slumber while on the summit. In descending,
+we followed our morning’s tracks, and scorning the seductive shelter of
+the hut made straight down for the hotel. On this occasion we found Franz,
+who was a man of varied resources and accomplishments, hanging his shirt,
+which apparently he had just washed, up to dry. Our unexpected arrival
+appeared to disconcert him a little, for the straitened nature of his
+wardrobe precluded him, to his great disappointment, from appearing at
+dinner in full costume. He conceived, however, an ingenious, though
+somewhat transparent subterfuge, and made believe that he had got a bad
+cold in the chest which compelled him to button his coat up tight round
+the neck. In honour of our achievements he said he would go down to the
+cellar and bring us up a curious old wine. The cellar consisted apparently
+of a packing-case in a shed. Old the wine may have been; curious it
+certainly was, for it possessed a strong heathery flavour and seemed to
+turn hot very suddenly and stick fast in the throat like champagne at a
+suburban charity ball. But nevertheless, with the remnants of the
+blackbird or some other _rara avis_ made into a species of pie, we feasted
+royally.
+
+A few days later we crossed over to Zermatt by the Alphubel Joch, a heavy
+fall of snow having prevented any idea of making our contemplated assault
+on the Dom. A Swiss gentleman of a lively nature and excessive loquacity
+accompanied us. He was not an adroit snow walker, and disappeared on some
+five or six occasions abruptly into crevasses. The moment, however, that
+he got his head out again, he resumed his narrative at the exact point at
+which it had been perforce broken off without exhibiting the least
+discomposure. The subject to which his remarks referred I did not succeed
+in ascertaining. We parted at a little chalet not far from the Riffel,
+leaving our friend lying flat on his back on the grass contemplating the
+sky with a fixed expression, with his hands folded over his waistcoat. He
+may have been a poet inspired with a sudden desire for composition for
+aught I know, or may have assumed this attitude as likely to facilitate
+the absorption of a prodigious quantity of milk which he took at the
+chalet.
+
+As we drew nearer to the odd mixture of highly coloured huts and
+comfortable hotels that make up the village of Zermatt, a sense of
+returning home crept over the mind, a consciousness of friends at hand, of
+warm welcomes, mixed with the half presentiment that is always felt on
+such occasions, that some change would be found; but happily it was not
+so. The roadway was in its former state; the cobble stones a trifle more
+irregular and worn more smooth, but still the same. The same guides, or
+their prototypes, were sitting on the same wall drumming their heels. The
+same artist was hard at work on a sketch of the Matterhorn in a field hard
+by. The same party just returning from the Görner Grat. The same man
+looking out with sun-scorched face from the salon window and the same
+click from the self-willed billiard balls on the uncertain table below.
+Ay, and the same unmistakable heartfelt greetings and handshakings at the
+door of the Monte Rosa. Churlish indeed should we have been if we had
+sighed to think that we had met our warmest welcome at an inn.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER II.
+
+
+ THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT
+
+
+ The Alpine dramatis personæ—Mountaineering fact and romance—The
+ thirst for novelty and its symptoms—The first ascent of the
+ Moming—Preliminaries are observed—Rock _v._ snow mountains—The
+ amateur and the guide on rocks and on snow—The programme is made
+ out—Franz Andermatten—Falling stones in the gully—We smooth away
+ the difficulties—The psychological effects of reaching mountain
+ summits—A rock bombardment and a narrow escape—The youthful
+ tourist and his baggage—Hotel trials—We are interviewed—The
+ gushers.
+
+
+The writer of an Alpine narrative labours under more disadvantages than
+most literary folk—if authors generally will permit the association, and
+allow that those who rush into print with their Alpine experiences have
+the smallest claim to be dignified with such a title. One drawback is that
+their accounts necessarily suffer from a paucity of characters. A five-act
+tragedy supported, to use a theatrical expression, by two walking
+gentlemen, one heavy lead and a low comedy “super,” might possibly pall
+upon an audience, but in Alpine literature, if I may be permitted to push
+the metaphor a little further, not only is this the case but the unhappy
+reader finds the characters like “barn stormers” playing now comedy, now
+tragedy, and sometimes, it may possibly be added, dramas of romance.
+
+(M15)
+
+Again, in all matters absolutely relating to mountaineering in the Alps,
+the narrator feels bound to stick to matters of fact. The drama of romance
+must be excluded from his répertoire, or, at any rate, very cautiously
+handled. I knew a man once, who on a single occasion went a-fishing in
+Norway and caught a salmon. Naturally he was proud of the achievement, and
+when in the company of brother sportsmen, would hold up his head, assume a
+knowing air, and take part in the conversation, such conversation
+relating, of course, to the size of the various fish those present had
+caught. Such unswerving and prosaic veracity did my friend possess, that,
+though sorely tempted as he must have been on many occasions, for ten
+years he never added a single ounce to the weight of his fish. A writer,
+an Alpine scribbler at any rate, is perhaps justified if he introduces
+incidents into an account of an expedition which may not have happened on
+that particular occasion, but which did happen on some other; and surely
+he may, without impropriety, romance a little on such part of his work as
+is not strictly geographical; for example, he may describe a chalet as
+being dirty, when according to the peasant’s standard of cleanliness it
+would have been considered spotless, or describe a view as magnificent,
+when as a matter of fact he paid no attention to it, but he would be
+acting most culpably if he asserted that he got within fifty feet of the
+summit, well knowing that he was not fifty feet from the base of the peak,
+or if he stated that rocks were impossible, or an ice-fall impracticable,
+when the sole reason for his failure consisted in his being possessed with
+a strong desire to go back home. Of course a writer can only give his own
+impressions, and these are much tempered by increased experience and the
+lapse of time, but in taking up old accounts of Alpine work one not
+unfrequently finds a good deal of description that requires toning down.
+In these sketches I have striven honestly to render all that relates
+intimately to the actual mountains as accurate as possible, and would
+sooner be considered a dull than an unreliable historian.
+
+It is no easy matter to reproduce almost on the spot an account of a climb
+with absolute accuracy, however strong the desire may be to do so.
+Besides, a climber does not pursue his pastime with a note book
+perpetually open before him. If he does, his mountaineering is more of a
+business than he is usually willing to admit. The guide often, the amateur
+commonly, fails to recognise exactly from a distance a line of ascent or
+descent on rocks, though but just completed. Still more difficult is it to
+work out the precise details of a particular route on a map or photograph.
+The microscopist knows that the higher powers of his instrument give him
+no additional insight into the structure of certain objects, but rather
+mislead. Even so may my readers be asked to employ but gymnoscopic
+criticism of these sketches.
+
+(M16)
+
+In September 1872 our party reached Zermatt from Chamouni by the
+“high-level” route, a series of walks which no amount of familiarity will
+ever deprive of their charm, and concerning which more will be found
+elsewhere in this work. All Alpine climbers were then burning as fiercely
+as they ever did to achieve something new. They had just begun to realise
+that the stock of new peaks and passes was not inexhaustible, and that the
+supply was wholly inadequate to meet the demand. This feeling showed
+itself in various ways. Climbers looked upon each other with something of
+suspicion and jealousy, and if any new expedition was being planned by any
+one of their number the others would quickly recognise the state of
+affairs. If an Alpine man were found secreted in obscure corners
+conversing in a low voice with his guides and intent on a study of the
+map, or if he returned evasive answers when questioned as to his plans, he
+was at once set down as having, probably, a new expedition in mind. As for
+the guides, they assumed at once airs of importance, as does a commencing
+schoolboy newly arrayed in a tall hat, and exhibited such mystery that
+their intentions were unmistakable. Their behaviour, indeed, may have been
+partly due to the fact that the natural efforts of their comrades to
+extract information was invariably accompanied by somewhat undue
+hospitality, and their brotherly feelings were usually expressed in an
+acceptably liquid form. As a rule such hospitality did not fail in its
+object. Whether due to a certain natural leakiness of mind on the part of
+the guides or not, I cannot say, but certainly the information always
+oozed out, and the intentions of the party were invariably thoroughly well
+known before the expedition actually started to achieve fresh glory. Every
+one of the first-rate peaks in the Zermatt district had been ascended,
+most of them over and over again, before 1872, but the Rothhorn was still
+out of the pale of the Zermatt expeditions. Messrs. Leslie Stephen and F.
+Craufurd Grove, who first climbed the peak, ascended it from Zinal, and
+descended to the same place. It seemed to us, therefore, that if we could
+prove the accessibility of the mountain from Zermatt, we should do
+something more than merely climb the peak by a new route. The rocks looked
+attractive, and the peak itself lay so immediately above Zermatt that it
+seemed possible enough to make the ascent without sleeping out or
+consuming any great amount of time.
+
+We went through all the necessary preliminary formalities. We assumed airs
+of mystery at times; why, I know not. We inspected distant peaks through
+the telescope. At other times we displayed an excess of candour, and
+talked effusively about districts remote from that which we intended to
+investigate. We climbed up a hill, and surveyed the face of our mountain
+through a telescope, thereby wasting a day and acquiring no information
+whatever. We pointed out to each other the parts of the mountain which
+appeared most difficult, and displayed marvellous differences of opinion
+on the subject, owing, as it is usually the case, to the circumstance that
+we were commonly, in all probability, talking at the same time about
+totally distinct parts of the peak. With the telescope I succeeded in
+discovering to my own entire satisfaction a perfectly impracticable route
+to the summit. Finally, in order that no single precaution might be
+omitted to ensure success, we sent up the guides to reconnoitre—a most
+useless proceeding. We had new nails put in our boots, ordered provisions,
+uncoiled our rope and coiled it up again quite unnecessarily, gave
+directions that we should be called at an unhallowed hour in the morning,
+and went to bed under the impression that we should not be object in the
+least to turn out at the time arranged.
+
+(M17)
+
+It is on the rock mountains of Switzerland that the acme of enjoyment is
+to be found. Not that I wish to disparage the snow-peaks; but if a
+comparison be instituted it is to most climbers, at any rate in their
+youthful days, infinitely in favour of the rock. Of course it may be
+argued that there are comparatively few mountains where the two are not
+combined. But a mountaineer classifies peaks roughly as rock or snow,
+according to the chief obstacles that each presents. A climber may
+encounter serious difficulties in the way of bergschrunds, steep couloirs,
+soft snow, and so forth; but if on the same expedition he meets with rocks
+which compel him to put forth greater energies and perseverance than the
+snow required, he will set the expedition down as a difficult rock climb,
+simply, of course, because the idea of difficulty which is most vividly
+impressed on his mind is in connection with that portion of his climb, and
+_vice versâ_. An undeniable drawback to the snow peaks consists in their
+monotony. The long series of steps that have to be cut at times, or the
+dreary wading for hours through soft or powdery snow, are not always
+forgotten in the pleasure of overcoming the difficulties of a crevasse,
+reaching the summit of a peak, or the excitement of a good glissade. It is
+the diversity of obstacles that meet the rock climber, the uncertainty as
+to what may turn up next, the doubt as to the possibility of finding the
+friendly crack or the apposite ledge, that constitute some of the main
+charms. Every step is different, every muscle is called into play as the
+climber is now flattened against a rough slab, now abnormally stretched
+from one hold to another, or folded up like the conventional pictures of
+the ibex, and every step can be recalled afterwards with pleasure and
+amusement as the mountain is climbed over again in imagination.
+
+(M18)
+
+But there is more than this; on rocks the amateur is much less dependent
+on his guides and has much more opportunity of exercising his own powers.
+It must be admitted that on rocks some amateurs are occasionally wholly
+dependent not on, but from their guides, and take no more active share in
+locomotion than does a bale of goods in its transit from a ship’s hold to
+a warehouse. Too often the amateurs who will not take the trouble to learn
+something of the science and art of mountaineering are but an impediment,
+an extra burden, as has been often said, to the guides. The guides have to
+hack out huge steps for their benefit. The amateurs wholly trust to them
+for steering clear of avalanches, rotten snow bridges, and the like. The
+amateur’s share in a snow ascent usually consists, in fact, either in
+counselling retreat, insisting on progress, indicating impossible lines of
+ascent, or in the highly intellectual and arithmetical exercise of
+counting the number of steps hewn out to ensure his locomotion in the
+proper direction.
+
+Place the unpaid climber, on the other hand, on rocks. Here the
+probability is that a slip will entail no unpleasant consequences to
+anyone but the slipper. The power of sustaining a sudden strain is so
+enormously increased when the hands have a firm grip that the amateur can,
+if he please, sprawl and scramble unaided over difficult places with
+satisfaction to himself and usually without risk to anyone else; that is,
+as soon as he has fully persuaded the guides (no easy task, I admit) that
+the process of pulling vehemently at the rope, possibly encircling his
+waist in a slip knot, is as detrimental to his equilibrium as it is to his
+digestion. Guides, however, as has been hinted, do not acknowledge this
+fact in animal mechanics, and their employers frequently experience as an
+acute torture that compressing process which, more deliberately applied,
+is not regarded by some as hurtful, but rather as a necessary
+accompaniment of fashionable attire. When the amateur has succeeded in
+overcoming the natural instinct of the guides to pull when there is no
+occasion to do so, he becomes a unit in the party, a burden of course, and
+a hindrance to some guides, but nothing to what he was on the snow.
+
+Sentiments similar to the above have not unfrequently been set forth in
+print: they seldom, if ever, actuate the minds of mountaineers when
+actually engaged in their pastime or when describing their exploits to
+less skilled persons.
+
+There is great satisfaction, too, in translating one’s self over a given
+difficult rock passage without other assistance than that provided by
+nature herself, and without surreptitious aid from one’s neighbour in the
+shape of steps. Then again, snow mountains are as inconsistent as cheap
+aneroids. One day each step costs much labour and toil, and almost the
+next perhaps the peak will allow itself to be conquered in one-tenth of
+the time. Not that the writer seeks to argue that there is no pleasure to
+be derived from snow mountains. It is to climbing _per se_ that these
+remarks apply. After all, everyone has his own opinion; but he who has not
+tasted the pleasures of a really difficult and successful rock
+climb—especially if it be a new one—knows not what the Alps can really do
+for his amusement.
+
+(M19)
+
+An expedition of suitable magnitude and difficulty was suggested by the
+guides, viz. an ascent of the Rothhorn (or Moming) from the Zermatt side.
+Mr. Passingham of Cambridge was at the time staying at the Monte Rosa
+Hotel, and it was soon arranged that we should combine our forces. The
+guides, on being asked their opinion as to the projected climb, reported
+diplomatically that, given fine weather, the ascent would be difficult but
+possible. This is the answer that the guides generally do give. We decided
+to attempt the whole excursion in a single day, considering that a short
+rest in the comparatively luxurious beds provided by M. Seiler was
+preferable on the whole to more prolonged repose in a shepherd’s hut; for
+the so-called repose means usually a night of misery, and the misery under
+these conditions is apt to make a man literally acquainted with strange
+bed-fellows. At 2 in the morning we sought for the guides’ room, to
+superintend the packing of our provisions. It was not easy to find, but at
+last we discovered a dingy little subterranean vault with one small window
+tightly jammed up and covered with dust. Of this den there were two
+occupants. One was employed silently in eating large blocks of a curious
+boiled mess out of a pipkin. The other was smoking a very complicated
+pipe, and sitting bolt upright on a bench with half a bottle of _vin
+ordinaire_ before him. Why he was carousing thus in the small hours was
+not evident. From these signs we judged correctly that the apartment was
+devoted to the guides as a dining, smoking, club and recreation room.
+
+Our staff was already in attendance, and it struck both of us that the
+success of the expedition was a foregone conclusion if it depended on the
+excellence of our guides—Alexander Burgener, the embodiment of strength,
+endurance, and pluck; Ferdinand Imseng, of activity and perseverance,
+alone would have sufficed, but we had in addition a tough, weather-beaten,
+cheery companion (for he was always a companion as well as a guide), Franz
+Andermatten, ever sagacious, ever helpful and ever determined. It would be
+hard to find a successor adequately to fill our old friend’s place. It is
+impossible to efface his memory from my mind, nor can I ever forget how on
+that day he showed all his best qualities and contributed mainly to our
+success.(1) The prologue is spoken; let us raise the curtain on the
+comedy.
+
+(M20)
+
+The guides had already made their usual preparations for packing up—that
+is to say, they had constructed a multiplicity of little paper parcels and
+spread them about the room. As to the contents of these little parcels,
+they were of course uncertain, and all had to be undone to make sure that
+nothing had been omitted. A good deal of time was thus lost, and nothing
+much was gained, except that we corrected the error of packing up a
+handful of loose lucifers and two tallow dips with the butter and honey in
+a glass tumbler. Then the parcels were stowed away in the knapsacks, the
+straps of course all rearranged and ultimately replaced by odds and ends
+of string. Eventually, at 3 A.M., we started, leaving the two occupants of
+the guides’ room still engaged in the same manner as when they first came
+under observation, and walked up the narrow valley running due north of
+Zermatt and leading towards the Trift Joch and the base of the mountain
+for which we were making. Having journeyed for about half an hour, it was
+discovered that the telescope had been left behind. Franz instantly
+started off to get it; not because it was considered particularly
+necessary, but chiefly on the ground that it is not orthodox to go on a
+new expedition without a telescope. We stumbled up the narrow winding
+path, and close below the moraine called our first halt and waited for
+Franz’s return. I selected a cool rock on which to complete the slumber
+which had been commenced in bed and continued on a tilted chair in the
+guides’ room. After waiting an hour we decided to proceed, as no answer
+was returned to our frequent shouts. Presently, however, a distant yell
+attracted our attention, and we beheld, to our astonishment, the cheery
+face of Franz looking down on us from the top of the moraine. Stimulated
+by this apparition, we pushed on with great vigour, clambered up the
+moraine, whose extreme want of cohesion necessitated a treadmill style of
+progression, and having reached the top passed along it to the snow. Here
+we bore first to the right, and then, working round, made straight for a
+sharp-topped buttress which juts out at a right angle from the main mass
+of the mountain. Arrived at a patch of rocks near the commencement of the
+arête, we disencumbered ourselves of superfluous baggage; that is to say,
+after the traditional manner of mountaineers, we discarded about
+three-fourths of the impedimenta we had so laboriously dragged up to that
+point, and of which at no subsequent period of the expedition did we make
+the slightest use. Next, we prepared for such rock difficulties as might
+present themselves, by buttoning up our coats as tight as was convenient,
+and decorated our heads respectively with woollen extinguishers like unto
+the covers placed by old maids over cherished teapots.
+
+It is a grand moment that, when the difficulty of an expedition opens out,
+when you grasp the axe firmly, settle in to the rope, and brace up the
+muscles for the effort of the hour: a moment probably the most pleasurable
+of the whole expedition, when the peak towers clear and bright above, when
+the climber realises that he is on the point of deciding whether he shall
+achieve or fail in achieving a long wished for success, or what it may be
+perhaps allowable to call a cutting-out expedition (for even mountain
+climbers are prone to small jealousies). The excitement on nearing the
+actual summit often rather fades away than increases, and the climber
+lounges up the last few steps to the top with the same sort of nonchalance
+that a guest invited to drink displays in approaching the bar.
+
+(M21)
+
+Dividing into two parties, we passed rapidly along the snow ridge which
+abuts against the east face of the mountain. The cliffs of the Rothhorn
+seem almost to overhang on this face, and were from our point of view
+magnificent. On the right, too, the precipice is a sheer one, to employ a
+not uncommon epithet. Without much difficulty we clambered up the first
+part of the face of the mountain, taking a zigzag course towards the large
+gully which is distinctly visible from the other side of the valley, and
+which terminates above in a deep jagged notch in the ridge not far below
+the summit. Gradually the climbing became more difficult, and it was found
+necessary to cross the gully backwards and forwards on several occasions.
+In so crossing we were exposed to some risk from falling stones; that is
+to say, some chips and bits of rock on a few occasions went flying by
+without any very apparent reason. In those days mountaineers were in the
+habit of considering these projectiles as a possible source of risk. A
+later generation would pass them by as easily as the stones passed by us,
+and it is not now the fashion to consider such a situation as we were in
+at all dangerous. It is difficult to see the reason why. Perhaps people’s
+heads are harder now than they were then. For the greater part of the time
+we kept to the left or south side of the gully, and reaching the notch
+looked right down upon the commencement of the Glacier du Durand, a fine
+expanse of snowfield, singularly wild-looking and much crevassed. Turning
+to the right, we ascended a short distance along the ridge, and then a
+halt was called. The guides now proceeded to arrange a length of some
+hundred feet of rope on the rocks above to assist in our return. The
+process sorely tried our patience, and we were right glad when the signal
+was given to go on again. We had now to leave the arête, to descend a
+little, and so pass on to the west face of the mountain, and by this face
+to ascend and gradually work back to the ridge. No doubt during this part
+of the climb we made much the same mistake in judgment as had previously
+been made on a memorable ascent of the Matterhorn, and crossed far more on
+to the face than was really necessary or advisable. The mountain has since
+the time when these lines were originally written passed through the
+regular stages of gradual depreciation, and it is more difficult now to
+realise that we considered it at the time very difficult. Probably,
+however, subsequent travellers have improved considerably on the details
+of the route we actually followed; at any rate the ascent is now
+considered quite proper for a novice to attempt, at any rate by the novice
+himself. We worked ourselves slowly along in the teeth of a biting cold
+wind, and without finding the fixed rope necessary to assist our progress.
+Reaching the ridge again, the way became distinctly easier, and we felt
+now that the peak was at our mercy. Presently, however, we came to a huge
+inverted pyramid of rock that tried rather successfully to look like the
+summit, and we had some little difficulty in surmounting it. By dint of
+strange acrobatic feats and considerable exertion we hoisted our leading
+guide on to the top. It was fortunate for him perhaps that the seams of
+his garments were not machine-sewn, or he would certainly have rent his
+raiment. Finding, however, that the only alternative that offered when he
+got to the top of the rock was to get down again on the other side, the
+rest of us concluded that on the whole we should prefer to walk round. The
+last few yards were perfectly easy, and at 1.30 P.M. we stood on the
+summit enjoying a most magnificent view in every direction.
+
+(M22)
+
+It is a somewhat curious phenomenon, but one frequently remarked, that the
+mountaineer’s characteristics seem abruptly to change when he reaches the
+summit of a peak. The impressionable, excitable person instantly becomes
+preternaturally calm and prosaic, while those of lymphatic temperament
+have not unfrequently been observed to develop suddenly rather explosive
+qualities, and to yell or wave their hats without any very apparent
+incitement thereto. Individuals whose detractors hold to be gifted with
+poetic attributes have been heard to utter quite commonplace remarks, and
+I have even known a phlegmatic companion so far forget himself, under
+these modifying circumstances, as to make an excessively bad pun and laugh
+very heartily at it himself, quite an unusual occurrence in a wag. Others
+find relief for their feelings by punching their companions violently in
+the back, or resorting to such horse-play as the area of the summit allows
+scope for. Directly, however, the descent commences the climber resumes
+his normal nature. The fact is, that in most cases, perhaps, the chief
+pleasure of the expedition does not come at the moment when the climber
+realises that he is about to undo, as it were, all his work of the day.
+There is no real climax of an expedition, and, as has been said, it is
+quite artificial to suppose that the enjoyment must culminate on reaching
+the top. But still it is considered proper to testify to some unusual
+emotional feelings. Some of the most enjoyable climbs that the mountaineer
+can recall in after life, are not those in which he has reached any
+particular point. Guides consider it becoming to evince in a somewhat
+forced way the liveliness of their delight on completing an ascent. But
+such joy as they exhibit is usually about as genuine and heartfelt as an
+organ-grinder’s grin, or a Lord Mayor’s smile on receiving a guest whom he
+does not know and who has merely come to feed at his expense.
+
+The wind was too cold to permit of a very long stay on the summit, and
+having added a proper number of stones to the cairn, a ceremony as
+indispensable as the cutting of a notch in the mainmast when the
+traditional fisherman changes his shirt, we descended rapidly to the point
+where it was necessary to quit the ridge. Down the first portion of the
+steep rock slope we passed with great caution, some of the blocks of stone
+being treacherously loose, or only lightly frozen to the face.
+
+(M23)
+
+We had arrived at the most difficult part of the whole climb, and at a
+rock passage which at that time we considered was the nastiest we had ever
+encountered. The smooth, almost unbroken face of the slope scarcely
+afforded any foot-hold, and our security almost entirely depended on the
+rope we had laid down in our ascent. Had not the rope been in position we
+should have varied our route, and no doubt found a line of descent over
+this part much easier than the one we actually made for, even without any
+help from the fixed cord. Imseng was far below, working his way back to
+the arête, while the rest of the party were holding on or moving but
+slowly with faces turned to the mountain. Suddenly I heard a shout from
+above; those below glanced up at once: a large flat slab of rock, that had
+afforded us good hold in ascending, but proved now to have been only
+frozen in to a shallow basin of ice, had been dislodged by the slightest
+touch from one of the party above, and was sliding down straight at us. It
+seemed an age, though the stone could not have had to fall more than ten
+feet or so, before it reached us. Just above me it turned its course
+slightly; Franz, who was just below, more in its direct line of descent,
+attempted to stop the mass, but it ground his hands against the rock and
+swept by straight at Imseng. A yell from us hardly awoke him to the
+danger: the slab slid on faster and faster, but just as we expected to see
+our guide swept away, the rock gave a bound for the first time, and as,
+with a startled expression, he flung himself against the rock face, it
+leapt up and, flying by within a few inches of his head, thundered down
+below. A moment or two of silence followed, and then a modified cheer from
+Imseng, as subdued as that of a “super” welcoming a theatrical king,
+announced his safety, and he looked up at us with a serious expression on
+his face. Franz’s escape had been a remarkably lucky one, but his hands
+were badly cut about and bruised. In fact it was a near thing for all of
+us, and the mere recollection will still call up that odd sort of thrill a
+man experiences on suddenly recollecting at 11 P.M. that he ought to have
+dined out that evening with some very particular people. Had not the rock
+turned its course just before it reached Franz, and bounded from the face
+of the mountain over Imseng’s head, one or more of the party must
+unquestionably have been swept away. The place was rather an exceptional
+one, and the rock glided a remarkably long distance without a bound, but
+still the incident may serve to show that falling stones are not a wholly
+imaginary danger.
+
+(M24)
+
+It would have been difficult, with the elementary knowledge of
+mountaineering that I now see we possessed at that day, to have descended
+without using the attached rope, and quite out of the question for anyone
+possessed of a proper respect for his suit of dittos to have done so. In
+this latter respect we had to exercise economical caution: for we had no
+very great store at the hotel or many changes of raiment. It is generally
+possible to gauge pretty accurately an Alpine traveller’s experience by
+the amount of luggage he takes on a tour. Some tourists, following the
+advice given in the “Practical Guide Book” (a disconnected work written in
+the style of Mr. Jingle’s conversation, but much in favour at one time),
+were in the habit of travelling with one suit of clothes and a portable
+bath. The latter, though they took it with them, they seldom took more
+than once; at the best it was of comparatively little use as an article of
+apparel, but imparted an aromatic flavour to anything packed up in its
+immediate neighbourhood. In those youthful days we considered, forsooth,
+that a little leathern wallet adequately replaced a portmanteau, and in
+transporting luggage did not always act on the sound commercial maxim that
+you should never do anything for yourself which a paid person might do
+equally well for you; consequently a heavy rain shower reduced the
+traveller to inactivity, and an oversight on the part of the laundress
+entailed consequences that it is not permissible to mention.
+
+Meanwhile our turn had come to move on. A zigzagging crack, which was too
+narrow to admit of anything but a most uncomfortable position, afforded
+the only hand and foot hold on which we could rely. Our gloveless hands,
+clutching at the rope, cooled down slowly to an unpleasant temperature
+that rendered it doubtful whether they were attached to the arms or not,
+and we began to wish we had gone down the Zinal side of the mountain.
+However, Imseng wormed himself along the rocks, to which he adhered with
+the tenacity of a lizard, and finally reached the end of our rope and a
+region of comparative safety. We followed his example slowly, and, having
+joined him, seated ourselves on some rocks inappropriately designed for
+repose, and finished off the food we had with us. Climbing carefully down
+the east face of the mountain, we reached the snow ridge and passed
+rapidly along it, our spirits rising exuberantly as we looked back on the
+vanquished peak. As usually happens, the guides had entirely forgotten the
+place where they had concealed our baggage on the ascent, and in fact had
+hidden it so carefully that they had some difficulty in finding it when
+they came to the spot. It is curious to note how often the instinct of
+guides, so much talked about, is at fault in this matter, and how
+systematically they are in the habit of carrying up on the mountains
+superfluous articles, hiding them with entirely unnecessary precautions,
+and subsequently forgetting the whole transaction.
+
+(M25)
+
+While they searched about for their cache we enjoyed the use of tobacco,
+if such an expression be allowable in the case of some curious stuff
+purchased in the valley. Still, as the packet in which it was contained
+was labelled “Tabak,” we considered it to be such. Being indulgently
+disposed, and not being profound botanists, poetic license alone enabled
+us to imagine that
+
+ “We soared above
+ Dull earth, in those ambrosial clouds like Jove,
+ And from our own empyrean height
+ Looked down upon Zermatt with calm delight.”
+
+(M26)
+
+It may have been so; it gave me a sore throat. Descending rapidly, we
+reached the Monte Rosa Hotel at 7 P.M., in an exultant frame of mind, a
+ragged condition of attire, and a preposterous state of hunger. The whole
+time occupied in the climb was sixteen hours. Of this an hour was wasted
+while we were waiting for the telescope, and three-quarters of an hour was
+spent in arranging the rope, by the aid of which we descended. Probably in
+actual climbing and walking we employed rather under thirteen hours; but
+the snow was in excellent order, and we descended on the whole very
+rapidly. Our trials were not over for the day, when we reached the hotel.
+Two arch young things had prepared an ambuscade and surprised us
+successfully at the door of the hotel. Sweetly did they gush. “Oh! where
+had we been?” We said we had been up in the mountains, indicating the
+general line of locality with retrospective thumb. “Oh! wasn’t it
+fearfully dangerous? Weren’t we all tied tightly together?” (as if, on the
+principle of union being strength, we had been fastened up and bound like
+a bundle of quill pens). “Oh! hadn’t we done something very wonderful?”
+The situation was becoming irritating. “Oh! didn’t we have to drag
+ourselves up precipices by the chamois horns on the tops of our sticks?”
+“No indeed——” “Oh! really, now, that guide there” (a driver with
+imperfectly buttoned garments who was sitting on the wall with a vacuous
+look) “told us you were _such_ wonderful climbers.” It was becoming
+exasperating. “And oh! we wanted to ask you so much, for you know all
+about it. _Do_ you think we could walk over the Théodule? Papa” (great
+heavens! he must be a nonagenarian) “thinks we should be so foolish to
+try. Could you persuade him?” “Well, really——” “Wouldn’t the precipices
+make us dreadfully giddy?” “No, no more than you are now.” “Oh! thank you
+so much. And you really won’t tell us what awful ascent you have been
+making?” It was maddening. “After dinner perhaps?” “Oh! thank you. Oh!
+Sustie” (this to each other; they both spoke together: probably the names
+were Susie and Tottie), “won’t that be delightful?” By dexterous
+manœuvring we escaped these gushing Circes during the evening. Happening
+to pass later on by the open door of the little _salon_, the following
+remark was overheard: “My dear, the conceit of these climbing objects is
+quite dreadful. They do nothing but flourish their nasty sticks and ropes
+about: they want the whole place to themselves” (we had been sitting on
+wooden chairs in the middle of the high street, near an unsavoury heap of
+refuse), “and they talk, talk, talk, my dear, all day and all night about
+what they have been doing in the mountains and of their nonsensical
+climbs. And what frights they look. I think they are perfectly horrid.”
+Can the voice have been that of the gusher?
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER III.
+
+
+ EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+
+
+ The Alps and the early mountaineers—The last peaks to
+ surrender—The Aiguille du Dru—Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury’s
+ attempt on the peak—One-day expeditions in the Alps and thoughts
+ on huts and sleeping out—The Chamouni guide system—A word on
+ guides, past and present—The somnolent landlord and his
+ peculiarities—Some of the party see a chamois—Doubts as to the
+ peak and the way—The duplicity of the Aiguille deceives
+ us—Telescopic observations—An ill-arranged glacier—Franz and his
+ mighty axe—A start on the rocks in the wrong direction—Progress
+ reported—An adjournment—The rocks of the lower peak of the
+ Aiguille du Dru—Our first failure—The expedition resumed—A new
+ line of ascent—We reach the sticking point—Beaten back—The results
+ gained by the two days’ climbing.
+
+
+(M27)
+
+Accounts of failures on the mountains in books of Alpine adventure are as
+much out of place, according to some critics, as a new hat in a crowded
+church. Humanly speaking, the possession of this head-gear under such
+circumstances renders it impossible to divert the thoughts wholly from
+worldly affairs. This, however, by the way. Now the pioneers of the Alps,
+the Stephenses, the Willses, the Moores, the Morsheads, and many others,
+had used up all new material with alarming rapidity, I might say voracity,
+before the climbing epoch to which the present sketches relate. There is
+an old story of a man who arrived running in a breathless condition on a
+railway platform just in time to see the train disappearing. “You didn’t
+run fast enough, sir,” remarked the porter to him. “You idiot!” was the
+answer, “I ran plenty fast enough, but I didn’t begin running soon
+enough.” Even so was it with the climbers of our generation. They climbed
+with all possible diligence, but they began their climbing too late.
+Novelty, that is the desire for achieving new expeditions, was still
+considered of paramount importance, but unfortunately there was very
+little new material left. It is difficult to realise adequately now the
+real veneration entertained for an untrodden peak. A certain amount of
+familiarity seemed indispensable before a new ascent was even seriously
+contemplated. It had occurred to certain bold minds that the aiguilles
+around Chamouni might not be quite as bad as they looked. In 1873 the
+chief of the still unconquered peaks of the Mont Blanc district were the
+Aiguille des Charmoz, the Aiguille Blaitière, the Aiguille du Géant, the
+Aiguille Peuteret, the Aiguille du Dru, and a few other minor points. All
+of these have since been captured, some of them bound in chains. Opinions
+differed considerably as to their accessibility. Some hopeful spirits
+thought that by constantly “pegging away” they might be scaled; others
+thought that the only feasible plan would be indeed to peg away, but were
+of opinion that the pegs should be of iron and driven into the rock. Such
+views naturally lead to discussions, sometimes rather heated, as to
+whether mountaineering morality might fitly tolerate such aids to the
+climber. Of all the peaks mentioned above, the Aiguille du Dru and the
+Aiguille du Géant were considered as the most hopeful by the leading
+guides, though the older members of that body held out little prospect of
+success. It is a rather curious fact that the majority of the leading
+guides who gave their opinions to us in the matter thought that the
+Aiguille du Géant was the more promising peak to attack. Subsequent
+experience has proved that they were greatly in error in this judgment.
+The Aiguille du Géant has indeed been ascended, but much more aid than is
+comprised in the ordinary mountaineer’s equipment was found necessary. In
+fact, the stronghold was not carried by direct assault, but by sapping and
+mining. There is a certain rock needle in Norway which, I am told, was
+once, and once only, ascended by a party on surveying operations bent. No
+other means could be found, so a wooden structure was built up around the
+peak, such as may be seen investing a dilapidated church steeple; and the
+mountain, like the Royal Martyr of history, yielded up its crowning point
+at the scaffold. We did not like the prospect of employing any such
+architectural means to gain our end and the summit, and, from no very
+clearly defined reasons, turned our attention chiefly to the Aiguille du
+Dru. Perhaps the prominent appearance of this Aiguille, and the fact that
+its outline was so familiar from the Montanvert, gradually imbued us with
+a certain sense of familiarity, which ultimately developed into a notion
+that if not actually accessible it might at least be worth trying. It
+seemed too prominent to be impossible; from its height—12,517 feet
+only—the mountain would doubtless not attract much attention, were it not
+so advantageously placed. Thousands of tourists had gazed on its
+symmetrical form: it had been photographed, stared at through binoculars,
+portrayed in little distorted pictures on useless work-boxes, trays and
+other toy-shop gimcracks, more often than any other mountain of the chain,
+Mont Blanc excepted. Like an undersized volunteer officer, it no doubt
+made the most of its height. But in truth the Aiguille du Dru is a
+magnificent mountain form, with its vast dark precipices on the north
+face, with its long lines of cliff, broken and jagged and sparsely
+wrinkled with gullies free from even a patch or trace of snow. Point after
+point, and pinnacle after pinnacle catch the gaze as we follow the edge of
+the north-west “Kamm,” until the eye rests at last on the singularly
+graceful isosceles triangle of rock which forms the peak. It is spoken of
+lightly as merely a tooth of rock jutting up from the ridge which
+culminates in the Aiguille Verte, but when viewed from the Glacier de la
+Charpoua it is obviously a separate mountain; at any rate it became such
+when the highest point of the ridge, the Aiguille Verte, had been climbed
+by somebody else. The cleft in the ridge on the right side of the main
+mass of the Aiguille du Dru is a very deep one as seen from the glacier,
+and the sharp needle of rock which is next in the chain is a long way from
+the Aiguille du Dru itself. North and south the precipices run sheer down
+to the glaciers beneath. The mountain has then four distinct sides, three
+of them running down to great depths. Thus, even in the prehistoric days
+of Alpine climbing, it had some claim to individuality and might fairly be
+considered as something more than, as it were, one unimportant pinnacle on
+the roof of some huge cathedral. Perhaps, however, repeated failures to
+ascend the mountain begot undue veneration and caused an aspiring climber
+to look with a prejudiced eye on its dimensions.
+
+(M28)
+
+So far as I know, the mountain had never been assailed till 1873, when
+Messrs. Pendlebury and Kennedy made an attempt. Mr. R. Pendlebury has
+kindly furnished me with notes of the climb, which I may be allowed to
+reproduce nearly in his own words:—Two parties started simultaneously for
+the expedition. One was composed of Messrs. Kennedy and Marshall, with the
+guides Johann Fischer and Ulric Almer of Grindelwald; the other party
+consisted of the Rev. C. Taylor, Messrs. W. M. and R. Pendlebury, with the
+guides Hans Baumann, Peter Baumann, and Edouard Cupelin. The
+first-mentioned party slept at the Montanvert, while the others enjoyed
+themselves in a bivouac high up on the side of the Glacier de la Charpoua
+between the Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Moine. This Glacier de la
+Charpoua, it may be mentioned, is sometimes called the Glacier du Chapeau.
+
+(M29)
+
+The bivouac appears to have been so comfortable that Mr. Pendlebury and
+his friends did not take advantage of their start. The Montanvert
+detachment, who found no such inducement to stay one moment longer than
+was absolutely necessary(2) in their costly quarters, caught them up the
+next morning, and the whole party started together. Mr. Kennedy’s guides
+kept to the left of the Glacier de la Charpoua, which looks more broken up
+than the right-hand side, but apparently proved better going. This,
+however, it should be observed, was in 1873, and these hanging glaciers
+alter marvellously in detail from year to year, though always preserving
+from a distance the same general features. On the same principle, at the
+proper distance, a mother may be mistaken for her daughter, especially by
+a judicious person. But on drawing near, however discreet the observer may
+be, he is yet conscious of little furrows, diminutive wrinkles, and
+perhaps of a general shrinkage not to be found in the more recent
+specimen. Speaking very generally, I should say that these glaciers are,
+on the whole, easier to traverse than they used to be: at any rate my own
+personal observation of this particular little glacier extends over a
+period of some years, and the intricacies—it is hardly proper to call them
+difficulties—were distinctly less towards the end of the time than they
+were at the beginning. Of course a different interpretation might be put
+upon such an opinion: with the evolution of mountaineering skill the
+complexity of these crumpled up snow-fields may seem to have disentangled,
+but I am assured that in this particular case it was not so.
+
+(M30)
+
+This digression must be pardoned. It arose naturally from the circumstance
+that the route Mr. Kennedy adopted would have proved, at any rate in later
+years, a digression from the best way. Mr. Pendlebury’s party went
+straight up, keeping, that is, to the right-hand side of the glacier.
+Towards the upper part the snow slopes became steeper, and soon some
+step-cutting was required. The object in view was to reach the lowest
+point in the ridge between the Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte. It
+was thought that, by turning to the left from the col, it might be
+possible to reach the summit by the eastern arête. The col itself from
+below seemed easily attainable by means of a narrow zigzagging gully,
+interrupted here and there, that runs down from the summit of the ridge.
+Ascending by the rocks on the left of the gully the party made for some
+little way good progress, but then a sudden change came over the scene.
+After a consultation, it was proposed that the guides Hans Baumann, Peter
+Baumann, and Fischer should go on a little by themselves and make for the
+ridge, which they estimated lay about half an hour above them. They were
+then to examine the rocks above and to bring back a report. The rest of
+the party remained where they were, and disported themselves as
+comfortably as circumstances would permit. Hour after hour, however,
+passed away, and the three guides seemed to make but little progress. They
+returned at last with the melancholy tidings that they had climbed nearly
+up to the ridge and had found the rocks very difficult and dangerous. (It
+should be noted that the line of attack chosen on this occasion—the first
+serious attempt on the peak—was devised by Hans Baumann, and it says much
+for his sagacity that this very route proved years afterwards to be the
+right one.) Questioned as to the advisability of proceeding upwards, the
+guides employed their favourite figure of speech and remarked that not for
+millions of francs would they consent to try again. Hans Baumann asserted
+that he had never climbed more difficult rocks. This opinion, as Mr.
+Pendlebury suggested at the time, was probably owing to the fact that the
+cliffs above were covered with snow and glazed with ice, and this
+condition of the mountain face made each step precarious. The amateurs of
+the party were of opinion that the ridge would prove attainable later in
+the season or in exceptionally fine weather. As to the possibility of
+climbing the rocks above—that is to say, the actual peak—none of the party
+were able to come to any very positive conclusion. At a rough guess it was
+estimated that the party halted between two and three hundred feet below
+the ridge. On the presentation of the guides report the whole caravan
+turned back and reached Chamouni safely, but not entirely without
+incident, for the monotony of the descent and Mr. Taylor’s head were
+broken by the fall of a big stone. This little accident, Mr. Pendlebury
+remarked with disinterested cheerfulness, was but a trifle. I have not
+been able to ascertain Mr. Taylor’s views on the subject.
+
+When our party first essayed the ascent we knew none of the above
+particulars, save only that some mountaineers had endeavoured to reach the
+ridge but had failed to ascend to any great height. Of the actual cause of
+their ill success, and whether it were owing to the unpropitious elements
+or to the actual difficulties encountered, we were unaware.
+
+(M31)
+
+At the time of which I am writing, a somewhat novel mode of ascending
+mountains was coming into vogue, which consisted in waiting for a suitable
+day at headquarters, starting at unheard-of hours, and completing the
+expedition in one day—that is, within twenty-four hours. It was argued in
+support of this plan, that it was economical and that bivouacking was but
+a laborious and expensive method of obtaining discomfort. There are, said
+the advocates of the method, but few mountains in the Alps which cannot be
+ascended with much greater comfort in one day than in two. The day’s climb
+is much more enjoyable when it is possible to start from sleeping quarters
+in which it is possible to sleep. The argument that repose in hotel beds,
+though undoubtedly more luxurious, was of comparatively little use if
+there were no time to enjoy it, was held to be little to the purpose. Some
+enthusiasts were wont to state that passing a night in a chalet, or those
+magnified sentry boxes called cabanes, constituted half the enjoyment on
+the expedition. This is a little strong—like the flavour of the
+cabanes—and if it were actually so the whole pleasure would be but small.
+The camper out arises in the morning from his delicious couch of soft
+new-mown hay in a spotty and sticky condition, attended with considerable
+local irritation, and feeling like a person who has recently had his hair
+cut, with a pinafore but loosely tied around his neck. Porters, like
+barbers, exhibit a propensity for indulging in garlic immediately before
+pursuing their avocation, which is not without discomfort to their
+employers. (And here I may note as a psychological fact that one action of
+this permeating vegetable is to induce confidential propensities in the
+consumer. The point may be deemed worthy of investigation, by personal
+experiment, by botanists and students of materia medica, men who in the
+interests of science are not prone to consider their personal comfort and
+finer sensibilities.) Again, in unsettled weather a fine day is often
+wasted by journeying up in the afternoon to some chalet, or hovel, merely
+to enjoy the pleasure of returning the following morning in the rain.
+There is some force too in the argument that but little actual time is
+gained by the first day’s performance, for it is very difficult to start
+at anything like the prearranged hour for departure from a camp. An
+immensity of time is always spent in lighting the morning fire, preparing
+breakfast, and getting under way. On the other side, some little time is
+undoubtedly saved by discarding the wholly superfluous ceremony of
+washing, a process at once suggesting itself to the mind of the Briton
+abroad if he beholds a basin and cold water.
+
+The sum of the argument would seem to be that camping out in some one
+else’s hut is but an unpleasant fiction; that if the climber chooses to go
+to the expense, he can succeed in making himself a trifle less comfortable
+in his own tent or under a rock than he would be in an hotel; and that he
+is the wisest man who refrains from bivouacking when it is not really
+necessary and is able to make the best of matters when it is: and
+undoubtedly for many of the recognised expeditions it is essential to have
+every possible minute of spare time in hand.
+
+(M32)
+
+We were naturally rather doubtful as to the successful issue of our
+expedition, at any rate at the first attempt, and we therefore impressed
+upon the guides the necessity of not divulging the plan. The secret,
+however, proved to be so big that it was too much for two, and they
+imparted consequently so much of the information as they had not adequate
+storage for in their own minds to any who chose to listen. Consequently
+our intentions were thoroughly well known before we started. There were in
+those days, perhaps, more good guides, at any rate there were fewer bad
+ones, in Chamouni than are to be found nowadays. We could not, however,
+obtain the services—even if we had desired them—of any of the local
+celebrities. As a matter of fact, we were both of opinion that a training
+in climbing, such as is acquired among the Oberland and Valais men by
+chamois hunting and constant rock work, would be most likely to have
+produced the qualities which would undoubtedly be needed on the aiguilles.
+
+The question of the efficiency of the Chamouni guides and of the Chamouni
+guide system, a question coeval with mountaineering itself, was burning
+then as fiercely as it does now. The Alpine Club had striven in vain to
+improve matters; they had pointed out that ability to answer a kind of
+mountaineering catechism did not in itself constitute a very reliable test
+of a peasant’s power; they had pointed out too that the plan of electing a
+“guide chef” from the general body of guides was one most open to abuse,
+one sure to lead to favouritism and injustice, and one obviously ill
+calculated to bring to the front any specially efficient man. But
+unhappily the regulations of the body of guides were, and still are,
+entangled hopelessly in the French equivalent for red tape. Jealousy and
+mistrust of the German-speaking guides, whom serious mountaineers were
+beginning to import in rather formidable numbers, were beginning to awaken
+in the simple bosoms of the Savoyard peasants; and our proceedings were
+consequently looked upon with contemptuous disfavour by those who had any
+knowledge of our project.
+
+(M33)
+
+On August 18, 1873, we started. Our guides were Alexander Burgener as
+leader, Franz Andermatten, the best of companions, our guide, our friend,
+and sometimes our philosopher, as second string, while a taciturn porter
+of large frame and small mind, who came from the Saas valley, completed
+the tale. Of Burgener’s exceptional talent in climbing difficult rocks we
+had had already good proof, and no doubt he was, and still is, a man of
+remarkable daring, endurance, and activity on rocks. I had reached then
+that stage in the mountaineering art at which a man is prone to consider
+the guide he knows best as, beyond all comparison, the best guide that
+could possibly exist. The lapse of years renders me perhaps better able
+now to form a dispassionate judgment of Burgener’s capacity and skill.
+Both were very great. I have seen at their work most of the leaders in
+this department. Burgener never had the marvellous neatness and finish so
+characteristic of Melchior Anderegg, who, when mountaineering has passed
+away into the limbo of extinct sports, such as bear-baiting, croquet, and
+pell-mell, will, if he gets his deserts, even by those who remember
+Maguignaz, Carrel, Croz, and Almer, still be spoken of as _the_ best guide
+that ever lived. Nor was Burgener gifted with the same simple unaffected
+qualities which made Jakob Anderegg’s loss so keenly felt, nor the
+lightness and agility of Rey or Jaun; but he united well in himself
+qualities of strength, carefulness, perseverance and activity, and
+possessed in addition the numerous attributes of observation, experience,
+and desire for improvement in his art which together make up what is
+spoken of as the natural instinct of guides. These were the qualities that
+made him a first-rate, indeed an exceptional, guide. _Nunc liberavi animam
+meam._ There is an old saying, involving a sound doctrine, that
+
+ When you flatter lay it on thick;
+ Some will come off, but a deal will stick.
+
+The porter proved himself a skilful and strong climber, but he was as
+silent as an oyster and, like that bivalve mollusc when the freshness of
+its youth has passed off, was perpetually on the gape.
+
+(M34)
+
+A hot walk—it always is hot along this part—took us up to the Montanvert.
+The moonlight threw quaint, fantastic shadows along the path and made the
+dewy gossamer filaments which swung from branch to branch across the track
+twinkle into grey and silver; and anything more aggravating than these
+spiders’ threads at night it is hard to imagine. What earthly purpose
+these animals think they serve by this reckless nocturnal expenditure of
+bodily glue it is hard to say: possibly the lines are swung across in
+order that they may practise equilibrium; possibly the threads may serve
+as lines of escape and retreat after the male spinners have been a-wooing.
+The atmosphere through the wood was as stuffy as a ship’s saloon in a
+storm, and we were right glad to reach the Montanvert at 3.30 A.M. Here,
+being athirst, we clamoured for refreshment. The landlord of the
+ramshackle hostelry at once appeared in full costume; indeed I observed
+that during the summer it was impossible to tell from his attire whether
+he had arisen immediately from bed or no. He seemed to act on the
+principle of the Norwegian peasant, who apparently undresses once a year
+when the winter commences, and resumes his garments when the light once
+more comes back and the summer season sets in. Our friend had cultivated
+to great perfection the art of half sleeping during his waking hours—that
+is, during such time as he might be called upon to provide entertainment
+for man and beast. Now at the Montanvert, during the tourists’ season,
+this period extended over the whole twenty-four hours. It was necessary,
+therefore, in order that he might enjoy a proper physiological period of
+rest, for him to remain in a dozing state—a sort of æstival
+hybernation—for the whole time, which in fact he did; or else he was by
+nature a very dull person, and had actually a very restricted stock of
+ideas.
+
+The landlord produced at once a battered teapot with a little sieve
+dangling from its snout, which had been stewing on the hob, and poured out
+the contained fluid into two stalked saucers of inconvenient diameter.
+Stimulated by this watery extract, we entered into conversation together.
+The sight of a tourist with an ice axe led by a kind of reflex process to
+the landlord’s unburdening his mind with his usual remarks. Like other
+natives of the valley he had but two ideas of “extraordinary” expeditions.
+“Monsieur is going to the Jardin?” he remarked. “No, monsieur isn’t.”
+“Then beyond a doubt monsieur will cross the Col du Géant?” he said,
+playing his trump card. “No, monsieur will not.” “Pardon—where does
+monsieur expect to go to?” “On the present occasion we go to try the
+Aiguille du Dru.” The landlord smiled in an aggravating manner. “Does
+monsieur think he will get up?” “Time will show.” “Ah!” The landlord, who
+had a chronic cold in the head, searched for his pockethandkerchief, but
+not finding it, modified the necessary sniff into one of derision, and
+then demanded the usual exorbitant price for the refreshment, amounting to
+about five times the value of the teapot, sieve and all. We paid, and left
+him chuckling softly to himself at our insane idea, as he replaced the
+teapot on the hob in readiness for the next arrival. That landlord, though
+physically sleepy, was still wide awake in matters of finance. He once
+charged me five francs for the loan of a secondhand collection of holes
+which he termed a blanket.
+
+(M35)
+
+We got on to the glacier at the usual point and made straight across the
+slippery hummocks to the grass slope encircling the base of the Aiguille
+du Dru and the Glacier de la Charpoua. The glacier above gives birth to a
+feeble meandering little stream which wanders fitfully down the mountain
+side. At first we kept to the left, but after a while crossed the little
+torrent, and bearing more to the right plodded leisurely up the steep
+grass and rock slope. We had made good progress when of a sudden Franz
+gave a loud whistle and then fell flat down. The other two guides
+immediately followed his example and beckoned to us with excited
+gesticulations to behave in a similarly foolish manner. Thereupon we too
+sat down, and enquired what the purport of this performance might be. It
+turned out that there was a very little chamois about half a mile off.
+Knowing that it would be impossible to induce the guides to move on till
+the animal had disappeared, we seized the opportunity of taking an early
+breakfast. The guides meanwhile wriggled about on their stomachs, with
+eyes starting out of their heads, possessed by an extraordinary desire to
+miss no single movement of the object of their attention. “See, it moves,”
+said Franz in a whisper. “Himmel! it is feeding,” said Burgener. “It must
+be the same that Johann saw three weeks ago.” “Ach! no, that was but a
+little one” (no true chamois hunter will ever allow that a brother
+sportsman can possibly have set eyes on a larger animal than himself).
+“Truly it is fine.” “Thunder weather! it moves its head.” In their
+excitement I regretted that I could not share, not being well versed in
+hunting craft: my own experience of sport in the Alps being limited to
+missing one marmot that was sitting on a rock licking its paws. In due
+course the chamois walked away. Apparently much relieved by there being no
+further necessity to continue in their former uncomfortable attitudes, the
+guides sat up and fell to a warm discussion as to the size of the animal.
+A chamois is to a guide as a fish to the baffled angler or the last new
+baby to a monthly nurse, and is always pronounced to be beyond question
+the finest that has ever been seen. To this they agreed generally, but
+Franz, whose spirits had suddenly evaporated, now shook his head dismally,
+with the remark that it was unlucky to see a single chamois, and that we
+should have no success that day. Undaunted by his croaking, we pursued our
+way to the right side of the glacier, while our guide, who had a ballad
+appropriate to every occasion, sang rather gaspingly a tremulous little
+funeral dirge. We worked well across to the right, in order to obtain the
+best possible view of the Aiguille, and halted repeatedly while discussing
+the best point at which to attack the rocks. While thus engaged in
+reconnoitring close under the cliffs of the ridge running between the
+Aiguille Moine and the Aiguille Verte, a considerable block of ice,
+falling from the rocks above, whizzed past just in front of us and capered
+gaily down the slope. Hereupon we came rather rapidly to the conclusion
+that we had better proceed. Half an hour further on we reached the top of
+a steep little snow slope, and a point secure from falling stones and ice.
+Recognising that we must soon cross back to the rocks of the Dru, we tried
+to come to a final conclusion as to the way to be chosen. As usual,
+everybody pointed out different routes: even a vestry meeting could hardly
+have been less unanimous. Some one now ventured to put a question that had
+been troubling in reality our minds for some time past, viz. which of the
+peaks that towered above us was really the Aiguille du Dru. On the left
+there were two distinct points which, though close together, were
+separated apparently by a deep rift, and some distance to the right of the
+col which the previous party had tried to reach, a sharp tooth of rock
+towered up to a considerable height. Evidently, however, from its position
+this latter needle could not be visible from Chamouni or from the
+Montanvert. Again, it was clear that the mass comprising the two points
+close together must be visible from the valley, but which of the two was
+the higher? Alexander gave as his opinion that the more distant of these
+two points, that on the right, was the higher, and turned to the porter
+for confirmation. That worthy nodded his head affirmatively with extreme
+sagacity, evidently implying that he was of the same opinion. Franz on the
+other hand thought the left-hand peak was the one that we ought to make
+for, arguing that it most resembled the Dru as seen from the Montanvert,
+that there was probably little difference in height between the two, that
+our ascent would not be believed in unless we were to place a flag on the
+point visible from Chamouni, and finally that the left-hand peak seemed to
+be the easier, and would probably be found to conceal the sharper point of
+the right-hand summit. Having expressed these views, he in turn looked
+towards the porter to ascertain his sentiments. The porter, who was
+evidently of a complaisant temperament, nodded his head very vigorously to
+intimate that these arguments seemed the more powerful of the two to his
+mind, and then cocked his head on one side in a knowing manner, intended
+to express that he was studying the angles and that he was prepared to
+find himself in the right whichever view prevailed. We did not find out
+for certain till some time after that the right-hand summit, though
+concealed from view by the Montanvert, is very distinctly visible from
+Chamouni: excusable ignorance, as most of the Chamouni people are unaware
+of it to this day. Professor Forbes, as Mr. Douglas Freshfield has kindly
+pointed out to me, with his usual accuracy distinguished and also measured
+the two summits, giving their heights respectively as 12,178, and 12,245
+feet.(3) Knowing little as we did then of the details of the mountain, we
+followed Franz’s advice and made for the left-hand peak, under the
+impression that if one proved accessible the other might also, and there
+really seemed no reason why we should not, if occasion demanded, ascend
+both.
+
+(M36)
+
+Leading up from the glacier two distinct lines of attack presented
+themselves. The right-hand ridge descends to the col very precipitously,
+but still we had some idea that the rocks did not look wholly impossible.
+Again, on the left of the Dru the rocks are cut away very abruptly and
+form the long precipitous ridge seen from the Montanvert. This ridge was
+so jagged that we could see no possible advantage in climbing to any part
+of it, except just at the termination where it merges into the
+south-western face of the main mountain. The choice therefore, in our
+judgment, lay between storming the mountain by the face right opposite to
+us or else making for the col and the right-hand ridge; but the latter was
+the route that Messrs. Pendlebury and Kennedy had followed, and we could
+not hope to succeed where such giants had failed. Burgener indeed wished
+to try, but the rest of the party were unanimously in favour of attempting
+to find a way up the face, a route that at the worst had the merit of
+novelty. We thought too that if a closer acquaintance proved that the
+crags were ill arranged for upward locomotion, we might be able to work
+round on the face and so reach the col by a more circuitous route. With
+the naked eye—especially a myopic one—the rocks appeared unpromising
+enough; while viewed through the telescope the rocks looked utterly
+impossible. But little faith, however, can be rested in telescopic
+observations of a mountain, so far as the question of determining a route
+is concerned. Amateurs, who, as a rule, understand the use of a telescope
+much better than guides, have not the requisite experience to determine
+the value of what they see, while but few guides see enough to form any
+basis for determination. Moreover, the instrument we carried with us,
+though it had an extraordinary number of sections and pulled out like the
+ill-fated tradesman’s trousers in a pantomime, was not a very remarkable
+one in the matter of definition. Still it is always proper and orthodox to
+look at a new peak through the telescope, and we were determined not to
+neglect any formality on the present occasion.
+
+(M37)
+
+We were now rather more than half-way up the Glacier de la Charpoua. To
+reach the most promising-looking point at which we might hope to get on
+the rocks, it was necessary to travel straight across the snow at about
+the level on which we stood. Now, this Glacier de la Charpoua is not
+constructed on ordinary principles. Instead of the orthodox transverse
+bergschrund it possesses a longitudinal crack running up its whole length,
+a peculiarity that vexed us hugely. Half a dozen times did we attempt to
+cross by some tempting-looking bridge, but on each occasion we were
+brought to a stand by impassable crevasses; then had to turn back, go up a
+little farther, and try again. It was already late in the day and we could
+ill spare the time lost in this to and fro movement. Eventually we reached
+a little patch of rocks not far from the head of the glacier. No sooner
+had we reached these rocks than the guides hunted up a suitable place and
+concealed some utterly worthless property as carefully as if they expected
+evil-minded marauders to be wandering about, seeking what they might
+pilfer. Having effected the cache with due care, Franz once again burst
+into a strange carol, the burden of which was unintelligible, but the
+chorus made frequent allusion to “der Teufel.” We now saw that, after all,
+the only feasible plan would be to cut our way still higher up a steep
+slope, and thus to work right round, describing a large curve. An
+occasional step required to be scraped, for the glacier is in shadow till
+late in the morning, owing to the Aiguille Verte intervening and cutting
+off the sun’s rays. Throughout the day our second guide had been burning
+with a desire to exhibit the good qualities of the most portentous ice axe
+I ever saw, an instrument of an unwieldy character resembling a labourer’s
+pick on the top of a May pole. Its dimensions were monstrous and its
+weight preposterous: moreover, the cutting spike had an evil curve and,
+instead of hewing out blocks of ice neatly, preferred to ram a huge hole
+in the slope and stick fast therein, while a quiver ran through its mighty
+frame and communicated itself to the striker, who shuddered at each blow
+as after taking a dose of very bitter physic. However, Franz was so proud
+of his halberd that we were obliged to sacrifice rapid progress to the
+consideration of his feelings, and he was accordingly sent on to cut the
+steps which were now found necessary. With no little exertion did he
+construct a staircase of which the steps were about the size of foot
+baths, and with no slight impatience did we watch his gymnastics and
+athletic flourishes, which were a sort of mixture of tossing the caber and
+throwing the hammer combined with a touch of polo. Ultimately we were able
+to quit the glacier for the actual face of the mountain, at a point
+probably not very much below that struck by the previous party; but it was
+our intention at once to bear off to the left.
+
+(M38)
+
+We blundered a little on the rocks at first after the long spell of
+snow-walking. A cry from Franz caused us to look round, and we perceived
+that he had got entangled with the big axe, the spike of which was
+sticking into the third button of his waistcoat, causing him, as the
+strain on the rope above and below folded him up in a rather painful
+manner, to assume the attitude of a mechanical toy monkey on a stick.
+Fearing that he might be placed in the condition in which cats’ meat is
+usually offered for sale, we slackened the rope and saved him from
+impending perforation, but with the result that the axe bounded off down
+the slope, turned two or three summersaults, and then stuck up defiantly
+in a distant patch of snow, looking like a sign-post. While Franz went off
+to recover his loved treasure we huddled together on a very little ledge
+of rock, and sat there in a row like busts on a shelf—if the simile be not
+considered anatomically inappropriate. But these delays had wasted much
+time, and already success seemed doubtful. Little time could now be
+devoted to consultation, and little good would have come of it; now that
+we were on the rocks the only thing to do was to go straight on and see
+what would happen. At the same time we had a dim consciousness that we
+were considerably to the right of the best line of ascent. Our “general
+idea”—to borrow a military phrase of which, by the way, it may be remarked
+that the idea in question is usually confined to the general and is not
+shared in by the troops—consisted in making for the left-hand side or
+Montanvert aspect of the final peak. We set our teeth, whatever that may
+mean, then fell to with a will and for some two hours went with scarcely a
+check. And a rare two hours’ climb we had. The very thought of it makes
+the pen travel swiftly over the paper, as the scene comes back in every
+detail. How Burgener led the way without hesitation and almost without
+mistake; how our second guide chattered unceasingly, caring nought for a
+listener; how they both stuck to the rocks like limpets; how the big axe
+got in everybody’s way; how the rope got caught on every projecting spur
+of rock, jerking back the unwary, or when loose sweeping down showers of
+small angular stones from the little platforms and ridges, thereby
+engendering ill blood and contumely; how the silent porter climbed
+stolidly after us, and in the plenitude of his taciturn good-humour poked
+at us from below with his staff at inconvenient moments and in sensitive
+places; how at one moment we were flat against the rock, all arms and
+legs, like crushed spiders, and at another gathered into great loops like
+a cheese maggot on the point of making a leap; how a volley of little
+stones came whistling cheerily down from above, playfully peppering us all
+round; how our spirits rose with our bodies till we became as excited as
+children: of all these things it boots not to give any detailed
+description. Those who can recollect similar occasions need but to be
+reminded of them, and, to tell the truth, the minutiæ, though they are so
+graven upon the mind that a clear impression could be struck off years
+afterwards, are apt to prove somewhat tedious. Two facts I may note. One,
+that the rocks were at first very much easier than was expected; another,
+that we should have done better had we discarded the rope on this part of
+the climb: the rocks were hardly a fit place for those who could not
+dispense with its use. Ever and anon the guides’ spirits would rise to
+that level which may be called the shouting point, and they would jödel
+till they were black in the face, while the melodious roll of sound echoed
+cheerily back from the distant cliffs of the Aiguille Moine. And so we
+journeyed up.
+
+(M39)
+
+Meanwhile the weather had changed; black clouds had come rolling up and
+were gathering ominously above us; it was evident that we had no chance of
+reaching the summit that day, even if it were practicable, but still we
+persevered desperately in the hope of seeing some possible route for a
+future attack. Progress, however, on a rock peak is necessarily slow when
+there are five on the rope, and we should probably have done more wisely
+if we had divided into two parties. We kept well to the left to a point on
+the face where a huge tower of rock stands four-square to all the winds of
+heaven that blow; and above us, as a matter of fact, there seemed to be a
+good many winds. This landmark, very conspicuous and characteristic of
+these aiguilles, seemed to be close to the ridge, but on reaching it we
+found that there was still a stiff passage intervening between us and the
+point from which we could overlook the other side of the mountain. Now we
+bore to the right and the climbing became more difficult. We made our way
+straight up a very shallow gully and finally reached a point on the
+western ridge overlooking the Montanvert, close to where this ridge merges
+into the corresponding face of the peak. Here a halt was called, for two
+reasons. In the first place a few flakes of snow were softly falling
+around and the gathering clouds betokened more to follow. Secondly, so far
+as we could judge through the mist, it was apparently impossible to ascend
+any higher from the place we had reached. So we cast off the rope and
+clambered separately to various points of vantage to survey the work that
+lay before us. The summit of the peak, enveloped in thin cloud, appeared
+to tower no great height above us, but we were too close under the cliff
+to estimate its elevation very correctly. At the time we thought that if
+we could only keep up the pace at which we had been going, an hour’s climb
+would have sufficed to reach the top. We found, it may be remarked
+parenthetically, that we were egregiously in error in this estimate some
+years later. The shifting clouds made the rock face—that is, the small
+extent of it that we could see at all—look much more difficult than in all
+probability it actually was. Through the mists we made out, indistinctly,
+a formidable-looking irregular crack in the rock face running very
+straight up and rather to our left, which apparently constituted the only
+possible route from our position to a higher level. But from where we
+stood we could not have reached the lower end of this crack without a
+ladder of about fifty feet in length, and the mist entirely prevented us
+from judging whether we could reach it by a détour. The choice lay between
+hunting for some such line or else in trying what seemed on the whole more
+practicable, viz. working round by the north-east face again, so as to
+search for a more easy line of ascent. But the latter alternative would
+have involved of necessity a considerable descent. While we debated what
+course to take the mists swept up thicker and thicker from below, and in a
+moment the peak above us was concealed and all the view cut off. A
+piercingly cold wind began to rise and a sharp storm of hail and sleet
+descended. Hints were dropped about the difficulty of descending rocks
+glazed over with ice with a proper amount of deliberation. It was
+obviously impossible to go up and might soon become very difficult to go
+down. The question was not actually put, but, in conformity with what was
+evidently the general sense of the meeting, we somewhat reluctantly made
+up our minds to return. A dwarf stone man was constructed, the rope
+readjusted, and half an hour’s descent put us out of the mist and snow. We
+stopped again and stared upwards blankly at the leve line of mist hanging
+heavily against the peak. Burgener now came forward with a definite
+resolution and proposed that we should stay where we were for the night
+and try again the next day. This was referred to a sub-committee, who
+reported against the suggestion on the ground that the stock of provisions
+left consisted of a tablespoonful of wine, four rolls, and a small piece
+of cheese which had strayed from the enveloping paper in the porter’s
+pocket and as a consequence smelt of tobacco and was covered with hairs
+and fluff. These articles of diet were spread on a rock and we mentally
+calculated the exact proportion that would fall to each man’s share if we
+attempted, as proposed, to subsist on them for a day and a half. But
+little deliberation was required. We decided at once to return. The porter
+gathered the fragments lovingly together and replaced them with other
+curious articles in his side pocket. By 8.30 P.M. we were back at
+Chamouni, having been out a little under twenty hours.
+
+(M40)
+
+A day or two later we made up our minds to start once more. Great
+preparations were made for an early departure, the idea that we should
+find it distasteful to start at the hour at which a London ball begins
+being scouted, as it usually is over-night. We impressed on an intelligent
+“boots” with great earnestness the absolute necessity of waking us
+precisely at midnight, and then went to our repose, feeling about as much
+inclined for sleep as a child does during the afternoon siesta intended to
+prepare it for the glories of a pantomime. The “boots” did not fail; in
+fact he was extra-punctual, as our departure was the signal for his
+retiring. At midnight the party assembled in the little courtyard in front
+of the hotel, but a dismal sight met our gaze. Under the influence of a
+warm sou’-wester, thick black clouds had filled the valley, and a gentle
+drizzle reminded us of the balmy climate of our own metropolis in
+November. Our Alpine tour for the season was nearly at an end, and we
+gazed despondently around. Ultimately one practical person suggested that
+if we did not go to the mountain we might as well go to bed, and the
+practical person endorsed his suggestion by walking off. A scurvy
+practical joke did the clerk of the weather play on us that night. In the
+morning the bright sunbeams came streaming in through the window, the sky
+was cloudless and the outline of every peak was sharply defined in the
+clear air. A more perfect morning for the expedition could hardly have
+been chosen. Some ill-timed remarks at breakfast referring pointedly to
+people who talk a good deal over-night about early starts, and the deep
+concern of the “boots” at our presumed slothfulness, goaded us to
+desperation. We determined to start again and to have one more try the
+next day whatever the weather might prove to be. Once more we found
+ourselves in the small hours of the morning on the path leading to Les
+Ponts. Had it not been for the previous day’s lesson we should probably
+have turned back from this point, for the whole of the mountain opposite
+was concealed in thick drifting mist. The guides flatly refused to go on
+as matters stood. We were determined on our side not to give it up, and so
+a compromise was effected. It was agreed to wait for an hour or two and
+see if matters mended. So we stretched ourselves out on a damp sloping
+rock, prepared to resume our journey at the slightest indication of a
+change for the better. Rest at such a time even under these hard, not to
+say stony, conditions is seductive, and, as we lay half dozing, strange
+heretical thoughts came crowding into the mind. Why toil up this mountain
+when one can rest in luxury on these knobby rocks? Why labour over the
+shifting moraine, the deceitful glacier, the slippery rock? What is the
+good of it all? Can it be vanity or——“Vorwärts!” The dream vanished as the
+cheery cry broke out from the guide engaged on outpost duty, and as we
+rose and stretched ourselves the whole aspect of affairs seemed changed. A
+distinct break in the clouds at the head of the Mer de Glace gave promise
+of better things in store, and we felt almost guilty of having wasted an
+hour or more at our halt. The break became larger and larger, and before
+long the great cloud banks resolved into one huge streamer flying from the
+summit of the peak. I fancy that, at any rate in the early stages of
+mountaineering, many good chances are thrown away on such days, for guides
+are as a rule somewhat prone to despondency in the early morning hours.
+Once started, however, they became wondrously keen, complained of our
+delay, and even asserted with some effrontery that they had predicted fine
+weather all the time, and this without a blush; still some one rather
+neatly defined blushing as a suffusion least seldom seen in those who have
+the most occasion for it, and guides share with politicians a certain
+power of manipulating their opinions to suit the exigencies of the moment.
+The traces of our former attempt assisted us materially on the glacier.
+Our plan of attack consisted in getting on the rocks at our former point,
+but working on this occasion much more directly up the face. Burgener
+conceived that by following this line of assault we should be able to
+ascend, by means of a gully which existed only in his own imagination, to
+a more practicable part of the peak. Between the two summits of the
+Aiguille du Dru may be seen, at any rate in photographs, a
+tempting-looking streak of snow: it seemed possible, if we could once
+reach the lower point of this streak, to follow its line upwards. The
+lower peak of the Dru is well rounded on its eastern face, and the rocks
+appear more broken than in other parts of the mountain.
+
+(M41)
+
+If we could but once reach the cleft between the peaks there seemed every
+chance of our being able to reach the lower summit. At the outset progress
+was fast. We followed our former line till we were in sight of the rock
+tower and then at once bore off to the right. The climbing was rather more
+difficult, at least it seemed so to us in those days, than on the other
+part of the mountain with which we had previously made acquaintance. A
+series of short flat gullies had to be climbed, but there were exceedingly
+few inequalities to help us. The rope was of little or no use and might
+perhaps have been laid aside with advantage. We soon found that we had
+reached a higher point than at our previous attempt, and as the leader
+constantly returned favourable reports our spirits rose; so elated in fact
+did we become that the exact formalities to be observed on reaching the
+top were seriously discussed whenever the occasion offered for
+conversation, which was not very often. Old Franz chattered away to
+himself, as was his wont when matters went well, and on looking back on
+one occasion I perceived the strange phenomenon of a smile illuminating
+the porter’s features. Howbeit, this worthy spake no words of
+satisfaction, but pulled ever at his empty pipe. By dint of wriggling over
+a smooth sloping stone slab we had got into a steep rock gully which
+promised to lead us to a good height. Burgener, assisted by much pushing
+and prodding from below and aided on his own part by much snorting and
+some strong language, had managed to climb on to a great overhanging
+boulder that cut off the view from the rest of the party below. As he
+disappeared from sight we watched the paying out of the rope with as much
+anxiety as a fisherman eyes his vanishing line when the salmon runs.
+Presently the rope ceased to move and we waited for a few moments in
+suspense. We felt that the critical moment of the expedition had arrived,
+and the fact that our own view was exceedingly limited made us all the
+more anxious to hear the verdict. “How does it look?” we called out. The
+answer came back in patois, a bad sign in such emergencies. For a minute
+or two an animated conversation was kept up; then we decided to take
+another opinion and accordingly hoisted up our second guide. The chatter
+was redoubled. “What does it look like?” we shouted again. “Not possible
+from where we are,” was the melancholy answer, and in a tone that crashed
+at once all our previous elation. I could not find words at the moment to
+express my disappointment: but the porter could and gallantly he came to
+the rescue. He opened his mouth for the first time and spoke, and he said
+very loud indeed that it was “verdammt.” Precisely: that is just what it
+was. Having made this short speech, the porter allowed the smile to fade
+away from his features, shook out some imaginary ashes and proceeded to
+light some visionary tobacco, sucking at a lighted match through the
+medium of an empty pipe. It seemed hard to believe at first that we were
+to be baulked when so near the summit, and it was not till the guides had
+tried again and again to storm the almost vertical wall of smooth rock and
+had shown the utter impossibility of turning it either right or left, that
+we felt we were really beaten. One more forlorn chance remained: we might
+try the west face of the mountain from the spot we had reached at our
+first attempt, when the weather had prevented us from making any further
+progress. Had there been more time at our disposal we should have done
+better to try another line of ascent more to our right, that is, nearer to
+the col, and it might be possible to reach the cleft between the two
+summits by this means. As for the snow streak which looked so tempting at
+a distance, it is a delusion and a snare, if the latter term be applicable
+to a place which appears to be much more difficult to get into than it
+probably would be to get out of. We had already pretty fully realised that
+the mountain was more difficult to ascend than we had ever contemplated,
+and it seemed advisable at the moment to make for some definite point
+which at any rate we felt sure of reaching and to study the peak in detail
+to the best of our ability; so we made towards our cairn, though with
+little hope of gaining much knowledge thereby.
+
+(M42)
+
+Without much difficulty, but not without some little danger from falling
+stones (though on the whole, the mountain is remarkably free from these
+annoyances, there being as a matter of fact but few loose stones to fall),
+we reached our former point and were able to judge distinctly of how much
+higher we had reached at our second attempt. We saw also that upward
+progress from the point on which we stood would not be possible, but it
+must be remembered that we were able only to see a small strip of the
+mountain lying directly above. Every crag that was not absolutely vertical
+appeared to overhang, and the few small cracks that might have afforded
+hand and foot hold led nowhere in particular. Altogether the view was
+depressing although limited. There was no time to hunt about for other
+routes, or we should certainly have done so, for we felt that though
+beaten our discomfiture only arose from the fact that we had chosen a
+wrong line of ascent. Possibly within a few yards of us lay a feasible
+route, but we knew not on which side it might be. Here it occurred to the
+porter for the first time that his pipe was empty and had been so all day:
+he thereupon made his second remark, which consisted in an audible request
+for something to put in it. We had dragged up with us (as a matter of fact
+the porter had carried it the whole time) some 200 feet of rope, thinking
+it might help us in the descent, but the part of the mountain on which we
+were presents no more difficulties in this respect than does Avernus.
+
+(M43)
+
+Arrived on the snow slope opposite the rock face on which we had been
+climbing during the day, we stopped, extended the telescope, and tried to
+make out our exact line, and endeavoured also to discover what had been
+our error; no easy task, as any persons of experience will admit. At any
+time the appearance of this peak is deceptive, and the outline no more
+guides you to a knowledge of the natural details than does the outline of
+a fashionable lady’s dress. But as we looked the mountain seemed flattened
+out by reason of a blue evening mist which obscured all the
+irregularities. So we turned and resumed our journey down, running hard
+across the Mer de Glace, for the shades of night drew on apace, and
+reached Chamouni at 8.30 in the evening, leaving the guides at the
+Montanvert with half a bottle of thin red wine between three of them. We
+were overtaken by Edouard Cupelin, one of the best of the Chamouni guides,
+at any rate on rock mountains, on our way down, and he gave us a rather
+sensational account of his own adventures on the peak. In justice to him
+it should be mentioned that he was almost the only Chamouni guide who
+seemed to think the ascent possible, and in his opinion the general line
+that we had adopted was the correct one. Our second expedition thus from
+first to last occupied about 20½ hours, but the halts were not nearly so
+numerous as on the first occasion. The experience of our two days’
+climbing led us to the conclusion that Cupelin was right. From the
+peculiar character of the rocks and the fact that our climbing lay chiefly
+along short flat gullies we were unable, as already remarked, to get a
+very clear idea of any part of the mountain except that on which we were
+actually engaged, and we were led to the opinion that the only plan to
+find a possible route would consist in trying in succession from below the
+different parts of the southern face. The final peak, which from this side
+shoots up clearly defined from the great mass of the mountain, seemed to
+us tolerably easy of ascent provided one could reach the base. A sort of
+depression extends three parts of the way round, and the edge of this
+shallow moat appeared to be defended by an inaccessible belt of vertical
+rock. The actual rocks were wholly unlike any met with elsewhere in our
+experience. Great vertical slabs were fitted together with an accuracy
+which was beautiful in its perfection, but irritating beyond conception to
+the climber. Progress upwards, when above the level of the col,
+necessitated a series of fatiguing gymnastics like swimming uphill, but
+the rocks where they were possible proved invariably firm and good. On
+both occasions we were stopped by sheer difficulty and probably saw the
+mountain at its very best. The snow on the rocks, which proved such a
+formidable difficulty to Mr. Pendlebury’s party, had almost entirely
+disappeared before our assault. The rocks were warm and the weather on the
+second day was perfect.
+
+(M44)
+
+Such is the history of our first two attempts to climb this mountain. They
+served but to whet our appetite for success, but it was not till years
+after that we were fortunate enough to meet with that success.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IV.
+
+
+ A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY
+
+
+ The art of meteorological vaticination—The climate we leave our
+ homes for—Observations in the valley—The diligence arrives and
+ shoots its load—Types of travellers—The Alpine habitué—The elderly
+ spinster on tour—A stern Briton—A family party—We seek fresh
+ snow-fields—The Bietschhorn—A sepulchral bivouac—On early starts
+ and their curious effects on the temperament—A choice of routes—A
+ deceptive ice gully—The avalanches on the Bietschhorn—We work up
+ to a dramatic situation—The united party nearly fall out—A limited
+ panorama—A race for home—Caught out—A short cut—Driven to
+ extremities—The water jump—An aged person comes to the rescue—A
+ classical banquet at Ried—The old curé and his hospitality—A
+ wasted life?
+
+
+The summer season of 1878 was one of the worst on record. Meteorologists,
+by a species of climatic paradox, might have had a fine time of it;
+mountaineers had a most wet and disagreeable time of it. The weather
+prophets easily established a reputation for infallibility—according to
+the accepted modern standard of vaticination—by predicting invariably evil
+things. They were thus right five times out of six, which will readily be
+acknowledged as very creditable in persons who were uninspired, save by a
+desire to exalt themselves in the eyes of their fellow tourists. But, as
+in the case of that singularly hopeful person Tantalus, the torture was
+rendered more artistic and aggravating by sporadic promise of better
+things. One day the rock aiguilles were powdered over and white-speckled
+with snow. The climber looked up longingly at the heights above, but
+visions of numbing cold and frost-bitten fingers caused him to thrust the
+latter members into his pockets and turn away with a sigh, to put it
+mildly, and avert his gaze from the chilling spectacle. Then would he
+follow his daily practice—his thrice-a-daily practice in all
+probability—of overeating himself. Perhaps, while still engaged at _table
+d’hôte_ in consuming, at any rate in masticating, the multiform dish
+generically named “chevreuil,” the glow of a rosy sunset, and the hope of
+brighter things in store for the morrow, would attract him to the window.
+
+(M45)
+
+The next day would produce scorching heat, a clear sky, a rising
+barometer, and a revival of spirits; diet, as the physicians say, as
+before. The powdered snow would disappear off the ledges and, melting,
+distribute itself more uniformly over the rocks, which as a result
+presented a shining appearance, as the morning face of a schoolboy or the
+Sunday face of a general servant. At night a clear sky and a sharp frost
+in the high regions, and the next day the mountain would be more
+impossible than ever. Still, recognising that another few hours of
+grateful sunshine would cause the thin film of ice glazing the rocks to
+melt and evaporate, the energetic climber (and we were very energetic that
+year) would summon his guides and all his resolution, pack up his traps,
+and start for a bivouac up aloft, to return, in all probability, at the
+end of twenty-four hours, in a downfall of rain and in the condition of
+steamy moisture so tersely described by Mr. Mantalini. Such, during July
+1878, was our lot day after day in the glorious Alpine climate. We paced
+up and down, with the regularity of sentries, between our camp on the
+Aiguille du Dru and Couttet’s hotel at Chamouni. Occasionally we ascended
+some distance up the Glacier de la Charpoua and took observations. Once or
+twice we proceeded far enough on the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru to prove
+the impossibility of ascending them to any great height. Still we were
+loth to depart and run the risk of losing a favourable opportunity of
+assaulting the mountain with any chance of success. It fell out thus that
+we had good opportunities of observing our fellow creatures and the
+various types of travellers who, notwithstanding the weather, still
+crowded into Chamouni; for it was only on rock peaks such as the Aiguille
+du Dru, or difficult mountains like the Aiguille Verte, that climbing was
+impossible. This condition of things did not affect to any very
+appreciable extent the perambulating peasants who constitute the vast
+majority of the body known as guides in Chamouni. These worthies merely
+loafed a little more than they were wont to do, if that be possible.
+Perhaps the gathering invariably to be found, during twenty hours out of
+the twenty-four, at the cross roads near Tairraz’s shop was still more
+numerously attended, and there was some slight increase in the number of
+sunburnt individuals who found intellectual exercise sufficient to
+apologise for their existence in wearing their hands in their pockets,
+smoking indifferent tobacco, expectorating indiscriminately, and uttering
+statements devoid of sense or point to anybody who cared to listen. The
+weather had no effect on them; whether wet or dry, cold or warm, they
+still occupied themselves from June to September in the same manner. Once
+in the early morning, and once again about five o’clock in the evening,
+were they momentarily galvanised out of their listlessness by the arriving
+and departing diligences.
+
+(M46)
+
+On the arrival of the caravan the contingent was usually reinforced by
+some of our own countrymen. The proper attitude for the English visitor at
+Chamouni to assume, when watching the evening incursion of tourists,
+consisted in leaning against the wall on the south side of the street, and
+so to pose himself as to indicate independence of the proceedings and to
+wear an expression of indifference tinged with a suggestion of cynical
+humour. This was usually accomplished by wearing the hands in the pockets,
+tilting the hat a little over the eyes, crossing the legs, and laughing
+unduly at the remarks of companions, whether audible or not. Some few
+considered that smoking a wooden pipe assisted the realisation of the
+effect intended: others apparently held that a heavy object held in the
+mouth interfered with the expression. I have observed that these same
+onlookers were bitterly indignant at the ordeal they had to pass through
+on returning to their native shores viâ Folkestone, when clambering
+wearily with leaden eyes and sage-green complexions up the pier steps. Yet
+the diligence travellers, begrimed with dust, stung of horse flies,
+cramped, choked, and so jolted that they recognised more bony prominences
+than previous anatomical knowledge had ever led them to expect they
+possessed, were none the less objects of pity. Still human nature is
+always worthy of study, and those who arrived, together with those who
+went to see them arrive, were equally interesting under the depressing
+climatic influences which so often forbade us to take our pleasure
+elsewhere.
+
+(M47)
+
+It was curious to note how, day after day, the diligence on its arrival
+released from the cramped thraldom of its uncomfortable seats almost
+exactly the same load. As the great lumbering yellow vehicle came within
+sight, one or two familiar faces would be seen craning out to catch the
+first sight of an old guide or mountain friend. These _habitués_ as a rule
+secured for themselves the corner seats. We knew exactly what their
+luggage would be. A bundle of axes like Roman “fasces” would be handed out
+first, with perhaps a little unnecessary ostentation, followed by a coil
+of rope which might have been packed up in the portmanteau, but usually
+was not; then a knapsack, with marks on the back like a map of the
+continent of America if the owner was an old hand, and a spotless minute
+check if he were only trying to look like one. The owners of the knapsacks
+would be clad in suits that once were dittos, flannel shirts and the
+familiar British wide-awake, the new aspirants for mountaineering fame
+decorating their head gear with snow spectacles purchased in Geneva. Very
+business-like would they show themselves in collecting their luggage
+before anybody else; then, with a knowing look at the mountains, they
+would make their way to Couttet’s. Next, perhaps, would follow a party of
+some two or three spinsters travelling alone and as uncertain about their
+destination as they were of their age. To attract such, some of the hotel
+proprietors, more astute than their fellows, despatched to the scene of
+action porters of cultivated manners and obsequious demeanour, who seldom
+failed, by proving themselves to be “such nice polite men, my dear,” to
+ensnare the victims. Burdened with the numerous parcels and odd little
+bags this class of traveller greatly affects, the nicely mannered porter
+would lead the way to the hotel or pension, probably bestowing, as he
+passed, a wink on some friend among the guides, who recognised at once the
+type of tourist that would inevitably visit the Montanvert, probably the
+Chapeau and possibly the Flégère, and recognising too the type in whom
+judicious compliments were not likely to be invested without satisfactory
+results. Such people invariably enquired if they could not be taken _en
+pension_. Somewhat frugal as regards diet, especially breakfast, but with
+astounding capacities for swallowing _table d’hôte_ dinners or such
+romance as the guides might be pleased to invent on the subject of their
+own prowess and exploits. Charming old ladies these often were, as pleased
+with the novelty of everything they saw around them as a gutter child in a
+country meadow. Their nature changes marvellously in the Alps. Scarcely
+should we recognise in the small wiry traveller in the mountains the same
+individual whom we might meet in town—say in the neighbourhood of
+Bloomsbury. I have noticed such a one not a hundred miles from there whose
+energy for sight-seeing when in the Alps surpassed all belief. Yet here
+she seemed but a little, wrinkled, bent-in-the-back old woman, flat of
+foot, reckless at crossings, finding difficulty on Sunday mornings in
+fishing a copper out of her reticule for the crossing sweeper, by reason
+of the undue length of the finger-tips to her one-buttoned black kid
+gloves, and accompanied on week days, perhaps for the sake of contrast, by
+a sprightly little black and tan dog of so arrogant a disposition that it
+declined to use in walking all the legs which Providence had furnished it.
+Next, perhaps, the British paterfamilias, who might or might not be a
+clergyman, most intractable of tourists; ever prone to combine instruction
+with amusement for the benefit of his bored family, slightly relaxing on
+week days, but rigid and austere on Sundays beyond conception. And then
+the foreign sub-Alpine walker or “intrépide,” clad in special garments of
+local make and highly vaunted efficiency, garrulous, smoky, voracious, a
+trifle greasy, and dealing habitually in ecstatic hendecasyllables
+expressive of admiration of everything he saw. Next the family party,
+possibly with a courier, with whom the younger members were, as a rule,
+unduly familiar: the boys wearing tailed shooting coats, consorting but
+ill with Eton turn-down collars, groaning under the burden of green baize
+bags containing assorted guide books, strange receptacles for the
+umbrellas of the party, and with leathern wallets slung around their
+shoulders, stuffed with the useless articles boys cherish and love to
+carry with them; the girls awkwardly conscious and feeling ill at ease by
+reason of the practical dresses, boots, and head gear devised for them at
+home, looking tenderly after a collection of weakly sticks tipped with
+chamois horns and decorated with a spirally arranged list of localities;
+the whole party in an excessively bad temper, which the boys exhibited by
+pummelling and thumping when “pa” was not looking and the girls by little
+sniffs, head tossings, and pointed remarks at each other that they had no
+idea what guys they looked. It will be observed that the constant bad
+weather induced a cynical condition of mind.
+
+(M48)
+
+We made up our minds, notwithstanding the attractions of this varied
+company, to quit them for a while, to seek fresh snow-fields and glaciers
+new, and to leave the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru for a time unmolested.
+At the suggestion of Jaun we betook ourselves to the Oberland for a
+contemplated ascent of the Bietschhorn by a new route. Under a tropical
+sun we made our way by the interminable zigzags through the Trient valley
+down to Vernayaz, where we met again, like the witches in “Macbeth,” in
+thunder and in rain. Our project was to ascend the Bietschhorn from the
+Visp side and descend it by the usual route to Ried. This form of novelty
+had become so common in mountaineering that a new word had been coined
+expressly to describe such expeditions, and the climber, if he succeeded
+in his endeavour, was said to have “colled” the peak. The phrase, however,
+was only admissible on the first occasion, and it was subsequently
+described by any who followed, in more prosaic terms, as going up one side
+and down the other.
+
+(M49)
+
+We did not experience any unusual difficulty in leaving Visp tolerably
+early in the morning. The chorus of frogs, who were in remarkably fine
+voice that night in the neighbouring swamps, kept us awake, and the proper
+musical contrast was provided by the alto humming of some hungry
+mosquitoes. Our plan of assault was to camp somewhere at the head of the
+Baltschieder Thal, which is a dreary stony valley with only a few huts
+that would scarcely be considered habitable even by a London
+slum-landlord. The living inhabitants appeared to consist of three unkempt
+children, two pigs, one imbecile old man, and a dog with a fortuitous
+family. On the whole, therefore, we came to the conclusion that nature
+would probably provide better accommodation than the local architectural
+art, and a short search revealed a most luxurious bivouac, close to the
+left moraine of the Baltschieder Glacier, under the shelter of the
+Fäschhorn and a little above the level of the ice fall. A huge, flat slab
+of rock formed the roof of a wedge-shaped cavity capable of holding at
+least six persons, if disposed in a horizontal position. The space between
+the floor and the roof, it is true, was not much more than three feet; but
+the chamber, though well sheltered, demanded no ventilating tubes to
+ensure a proper supply of fresh air. Having a little spare time and being
+luxuriously inclined, we decided to sleep on spring beds. First we swept
+the stone floor, then covered it with a thick layer of dry rhododendron
+branches, over which were laid large sods of dried peat grass, and the
+beds were complete. The pointed ends of the twigs showed rather a tendency
+to penetrate through the grassy covering during the night, but otherwise
+the mattresses were all that could be desired. About two in the morning we
+got up—that is, we would have got up had it not been physically impossible
+to do so by reason of the lowness of the roof. A more correct expression
+would be perhaps to say that we turned out, rolling from under the shelter
+of the slab one after another. By the dim light of an ineffective candle,
+poked into the neck of a broken bottle, we found it no easy matter to
+collect all the articles which the guides had of course unpacked and
+stowed away as if they were going to stay a week; indeed, a certain bottle
+of seltzer water will probably still be found—at any rate the bottle
+will—by anyone who seeks repose in the same quarters.
+
+(M50)
+
+We started in the usual frame of mind—that is to say, everybody was
+exceedingly facetious for about three minutes. In about ten minutes one of
+the party, who would slake his thirst unduly at a crystal spring near the
+bivouac the previous evening, found that his boot lace was untied;
+circumstances which do not seem associated at first sight, but are not,
+nevertheless, infrequently observed. So again have I often remarked that a
+good dinner overnight develops in an astonishing manner admiration for
+distant views when ascending on the subsequent day. Within a quarter of an
+hour the amateurs of the party ceased to indulge in conversation, their
+remarks dying away into a species of pained silence similar to that which
+is induced in youthful voluptuaries by the premature smoking of clay
+pipes. The guides, however, seldom if ever desisted from dialogue, and
+never for the purpose of listening to each other’s remarks. Still, the
+respiratory process is governed by the same conditions in the case of
+guides as in other mortals, and though they would scorn to stoop to the
+boot-lace subterfuge, and feel that a sudden admiration for scenery would
+deceive no one, they yet found it necessary before long to distribute
+their burdens more equally; a process achieved by halting, untying several
+strings, taking out several parcels and replacing them in the same
+positions. By these various methods we acquired what athletes call “second
+wind” and stepped out more strongly. We crossed a moraine of the usual
+inconsistency—however, the subject of loose moraines has been, I fancy,
+touched upon by other writers. The Baltschieder Glacier sweeps at a right
+angle round a mountain christened, not very originally, the Breithorn.
+This particular member of that somewhat numerous family blocks up the head
+of the Baltschieder Thal. We skirted the north base of the Breithorn,
+passing between it and the Jägihorn, and arriving at the top of a steep
+little slope came in full view of the eastern slopes of our objective
+peak. At this point Maurer gave vent to a dismal wail of anguish as it
+suddenly occurred to him that he had left the bottle of seltzer water down
+below. With some difficulty did we persuade him that it was not necessary
+to return for it, although the idea of repose was not wholly distasteful,
+but we felt that we had probably all our work cut out for us in one sense,
+and that the days were none too long for such an expedition as the one we
+had in hand. Two distinct lines of attack appeared to offer themselves.
+One route, more to our right, led upwards by a gentle curved ridge,
+chiefly of snow, connecting the Baltschieder Joch with the northern arête
+of the mountain. In 1866 Messrs. D. W. Freshfield and C. C. Tucker, as we
+learnt subsequently, attained a high point by this way and were only
+prevented from accomplishing the actual ascent by bad weather, though they
+did enough to prove the practicability of the route. However, this way,
+which appeared the easier of the two, was evidently the longer from our
+position. The other route had the advantage of lying straight in front of
+us. Its attraction consisted of a broad long gully of snow enclosed
+between two ridges of rock. By the dim morning light the snow appeared
+easy enough and was evidently in suitable condition: howbeit, long snow
+couloirs, at the summit of which rocks overhang, are not usually to be
+recommended when the mountain itself is composed of friable material. Now
+it would be difficult to find in the whole of the Alps a mountain more
+disposed to cast stones at its assailants than the Bietschhorn, a fact of
+which we were fully aware. Every ascent of this disintegrating peak so
+rearranges the rocks that the next comers would not be wholly without
+justification if they pleaded that the details of their ascent were to a
+great extent new. Still, mountaineers up to the present have not been
+quite reduced to such a far-fetched claim to novelty, although in these
+latter days they have at times come perilously near it. Judging by the
+direction of the strata, we felt certain that the rock ridges must be
+practicable, and the problem in mountaineering set before us consisted in
+finding out how we might best ascend without subjecting ourselves to the
+inconveniences experienced by some of the early martyrs.
+
+(M51)
+
+An early breakfast put fresh strength into us. It is a common mistake of
+mountaineers not to breakfast early enough and not to breakfast often
+enough. If it be desired to achieve a long expedition when there is not
+likely to be too much spare time, the wise man will eat something at least
+every two hours up to about 10 o’clock in the morning, supposing, for
+instance, he started about 2 A.M. It is astonishing to notice how the full
+man gains upon the empty one on fatiguing snow slopes. We strode rapidly
+across the basin of snow called the Jägifirn and arrived at the foot of
+the gully. But now we could see that our suspicions were more than
+verified: ugly-looking marks in the snow above indicated falling stones,
+and the snow itself was obviously in a condition prone to avalanches. This
+danger must always be present in couloirs to a greater or less extent in
+such seasons as the one we were experiencing. There had been sufficient
+power of sun to convert the contents of the gully into what would have
+been, in fine weather, a glistening ice slope. But much fresh snow had
+fallen recently. It but rarely can happen, when snow has fallen late in
+the season or during the hot months, that the new and the old layers can
+become properly amalgamated. If, therefore, there is too great a thickness
+of fresh snow to allow of steps being cut through this into the ice
+beneath, such couloirs are unsafe. The mark of a single avalanche due to
+the sliding off of the fresh snow on the ice beneath—a mark easily enough
+recognised—would deter any save an unwise person or a novice from
+attempting such a line of ascent. The marvellous hereditary instinct so
+often attributed to guides in judging of this condition really reduces
+itself to a matter of very simple observation and attention, and one
+within the reach of anybody. But travellers in the Alps too often appear
+to treat their reasoning faculties like they do their tall hats, and leave
+them at home. The question then was, Were the rocks right or left of this
+snow gully practicable? We all agreed that they were, and proceeded at
+once to test the accuracy of our opinion.
+
+(M52)
+
+We crossed the bergschrund—that godsend to writers on mountaineering in
+search of material to act as padding—and without dwelling on its insecure
+bridge longer than we need now dwell on the subject made swiftly for some
+rocks on the left. Scarcely had we gained them when a rush of snow and
+ice, of no great dimensions, but still large enough to be formidable,
+obliterated all the tracks we had just made. This settled the point at
+once, and we felt that by the rocks alone would it be proper to force the
+ascent. While on the ridge we were safe enough, and had the advantage as
+we clambered up of a most commanding position from whence we could view
+the frequent avalanches that swept by. The rain of the previous night,
+though it had only lasted for an hour or two, had evidently had a great
+effect on the state of the snow, and the avalanches seemed to pour down
+almost incessantly: probably some forty or fifty swept by us while we
+climbed by the side of the gully, and our situation gave rise to that
+feeling of somewhat pained security which is experienced when standing on
+a railway platform as an express train dashes by; we certainly felt that
+some of the downfalls would have reduced our party to a pulp quite as
+easily and with as much unconcern as the train itself. The guides, who do
+not perhaps tax their memories very severely for a parallel on such an
+occasion, asserted, as they generally do, that they had never seen
+anything like it in the whole course of their lives. They then fell to
+whistling, laughed very gaily, and borrowed tobacco from each other.
+
+(M53)
+
+Gradually our difficulties became more pronounced, and conversation on
+indifferent topics was discarded, the remarks being confined to brief
+exclamations such as “Keep it tight!” “Don’t touch that one!” “Hold on
+now!” “You’re treading on my fingers!” “The point of your axe is sticking
+into my stomach!” and similar ejaculations. Once in a way we ascended for
+a few feet by the snow, though never quite losing touch of the rocks, and
+sank waist deep in the soft compound filling up the gully. Then we went
+back to the rotten rocks for a brief spell, well content to be more out of
+the reach of chance fragments of ice falling down the shoot. It is
+wonderful to note how quickly time passes in an exciting climb of this
+nature; but our progress was actually rather rapid, so fast indeed that we
+did not fully realise at one period that we were getting into difficulties
+and that we had without doubt strayed, Christian-like, from the narrow
+path which was evidently the right one. Throughout the day we were
+conscious that the climb was too long to be completed if we made any
+serious mistake involving the retracing of steps. Quite suddenly, our
+situation became critical: a hurried glance up and down along the line
+revealed the fact that each member of the party had to do all he knew to
+preserve his position. The attitudes were ungainly enough to suggest
+instantaneous photographs at an ill-selected movement of four individuals
+dancing a “can-can.” Maurer was engaged apparently in an extremely close
+and minute inspection of the toe of his right boot. Another member of the
+party was giving a practical illustration of the fact that he could, by
+extreme extension of his arms, stretch more than his own height, while a
+third was endeavouring to find out why the power of co-ordinating his
+muscular movements was suddenly lost to him, and why he could not persuade
+his left leg to join his right. For a few moments Jaun, who was leading,
+hung on by his finger-tips and the issue of the expedition hung in the
+balance. But our leader, by dint of some complicated sprawls, transferred
+himself over a passage of rock on which we had no earthly reason to be,
+and assisted the rest of the party to regain a more promising line of
+ascent. For those few minutes the situation was dramatic enough, and the
+thought crossed my mind that the curtain might not improbably descend on
+it; a solution of the difficulty which commends itself to the playwright
+when he has involved his _dramatis personæ_ in difficulties, but which is
+not without its objections to the climber. On the whole the rocks on this
+face of the mountain are much more difficult than on the other, and,
+writing now after the lapse of some years, I am disposed to think that
+these are perhaps the most difficult crags of any that I have ever met
+with to climb properly, that is with a minimum of risk to one’s self and
+to one’s companions; as a good proof of this I may say that the ascent
+would probably have appeared fairly easy to a novice and that it required
+some little Alpine experience to realise their real difficulty and their
+treacherous nature. There was scarcely time to test adequately all hand
+and foothold, and examination of rocks by what surgeons term palpation is
+a _sine quâ non_ in rock climbing. Undoubtedly the mountain was not in the
+best possible order. We may possibly have rearranged the rocks in our line
+of ascent in a more convenient manner for those who follow. Certainly we
+may fairly say that in our actual line of ascent we left no stone unturned
+to ensure success.
+
+(M54)
+
+Close below the ridge—within perhaps ten feet of it, for if I remember
+aright our leader had actually reached the crest—came the climax to what
+was perhaps rather a perilous climb. The first and second on the rope had
+met in their upward passage a huge cube of rock whose security they had
+carefully tested, and to surmount which it was necessary to stretch to the
+fullest extent in order to gain a respectable hold for the hands. We were
+all four in a direct line one below the other, and the two last on the
+rope were placed perforce directly beneath the treacherous crag. By an
+extension movement which conveyed some notion of the sensation experienced
+by those on the rack, I had reached a handhold pronounced to be of a
+passable nature by those above. By this manœuvre I succeeded in getting my
+feet exactly to a place on which the others, who were much heavier than I,
+had stood in security; without rhyme or reason the block of stone, which
+was about the size of a grand pianoforte, suddenly broke away from under
+me; a huge gap seemed cloven out in the mountain side, and Maurer, below,
+had only just time to spring aside, enveloped in a cloud of dust, and to
+throw himself flat against the rock, while the rope was strained to the
+utmost. Fortunately the handhold above was sound and I was able to hold on
+with feet dangling in the air, searching in vain for some projection on
+which to rest. Those above were too insecure to give any efficient help,
+and in fact possibly viewed my struggles, inasmuch as they were not fully
+aware at first of what had happened, with as much equanimity as a person
+inside a boat contemplates the gymnastic performances of a bather trying
+to climb over the edge. As the cloud of dust cleared off, however, and
+Maurer’s face gradually beamed through it like the sun in a fog, for the
+excitement had made him the colour of a cornet player giving vent to a
+high note, they began to realise that something abnormal had happened,
+while the distant thundering reverberations of the falling mass assured
+them that it was no ordinary slip. Meanwhile Maurer planted his axe so as
+to give me some foothold, and with a push from below and a pull from
+above, fortunately simultaneous, I succeeded in planting my feet where my
+hands were, and subsequently undoubling found that we were within a few
+feet of the ridge, that the panorama beyond was undoubtedly magnificent,
+but was thrown out in strong relief by deep blue-black thunder-clouds
+advancing towards us.
+
+Jaun now removed his empty pipe from his mouth and replaced it by a
+lucifer match, which, either as an aid to reflection or possibly for
+medicinal purposes, he chewed as he contemplated the ridge. A miserably
+cold wind with a remarkable knack of detecting all the rents in our
+raiment whistled around; above, the summit of the mountain was enveloped
+in driving thick mist and cloud. Still the final ridge looked fairly easy,
+and indeed proved to be so. The snow was deep and soft, and the stones
+below were so arranged as to remind us forcibly of a newly mended road in
+our native country; big and little, all seemed loose, and all arranged
+with their sharpest points and edges uppermost. The ridge is moderately
+broad, and we were able to flounder along with fair rapidity. Spurred on
+by the unpromising look of the weather and stimulated by the cold wind,
+which rendered any halts so unpleasant as to be out of the question, we
+set to work in earnest and found ourselves at the base of the final little
+snow and rock cone earlier than the length of the ridge had led us to
+expect. As we stepped on to the summit we experienced the curious
+sensation usually arising when climbing through clouds, that the mountain
+itself was sinking away rapidly from under our feet. The panorama was
+wholly composed of a foreground consisting of mist, and presented
+therefore comparatively few attractions.
+
+(M55)
+
+It was already so late in the afternoon that we could not have afforded to
+stay in any case, and, as we felt that serious difficulties might possibly
+be encountered in descending, we set off at once, visions of a warm
+welcome and a hot bath at Ried rising before our minds. The idea of
+descending by way of the Baltschieder Joch was negatived without a
+division. The northern ridge of the Bietschhorn is a counterpart of the
+one by which we had ascended, with the solitary advantage in our case that
+we had to go down it and not up. The snow slopes leading down to the Nest
+Glacier were much broader, and we were strongly tempted more than once to
+quit the ridge for this western face of the mountain. Ultimately,
+persuaded that the condition of the snow justified us in so doing, we
+struck straight down on to the Nest Glacier, skirted round the ridge of
+rocks dividing the Nest Glacier from the Birch Glacier, and catching sight
+of a little green patch some way below, threw off the rope and rushed
+precipitately down to it. Misguided by a few gleams of sunshine breaking
+out between the driving clouds, we conceived the idea of repose and
+thought that we might as well be aired and dried. Below, the hotel at Ried
+was in full view, and it seemed but an hour or two from us: but our
+troubles were not yet over. The five minutes’ halt on such occasions not
+uncommonly expand into five-and-fifty, and we rather deliberately averted
+our gaze from the western view of the valley, up which the thunder-clouds
+were advancing steadily in close formation. Eventually we decided to move
+on, in order to avoid getting once more wet through. Vain hope: rapid
+though our descent was to the level of the forest it was not rapid enough.
+We ran furiously down the rough slopes, but, as the storm advanced and we
+perceived that we should be caught, the agitation of our minds gradually
+equalled the agitation of our bodies. We seemed to get no nearer Ried,
+while the darkness increased rapidly around us. Knowing the proclivities
+of guides on such occasions, my companion and I agreed that nothing should
+induce us to leave a path, should we perchance find one. Now, in a dim
+light it is exceedingly easy to discover paths, but extremely difficult to
+discover that variety of track that leads anywhere. Determined, however,
+to stick to our resolution, we found ourselves continually pursuing level
+stretches right and left, only to find that, as routes to any particular
+place, they were snares and delusions; that there was a path with long
+zigzags we knew, and indeed, finally, a shout from the guides, who skipped
+about downhill with an utter disregard for the integrity of their joints,
+and adopted that curious cantering gait considered on the stage to express
+light-hearted joy, announced that they had discovered the way. With
+characteristic inconsistency, they had no sooner found what we had been so
+long searching for than they proposed to leave it and make short cuts, so
+called; but we were inflexible, and determined not to leave our path or be
+seduced by the attractions of a perpendicular descent through an unknown
+territory. The hotel lights were no longer visible, but we knew that they
+lay straight below us. The question was whether we should turn right or
+left. The guides settled the matter by darting off ahead, ostensibly from
+a perfect acquaintance with their situation, but actually as we suspected
+to avoid being worried with unpleasant topographical questions. Gradually
+as we followed the track our stern purpose began to waver, for it was
+pointed out by some one that the path, though undoubtedly a good one in
+point of construction and general purpose, had two distinct disadvantages
+from our present point of view; one being that it led uphill, and the
+other that it ran in the wrong direction. There are certain contingencies
+in life in which the Briton finds but one adequate method of relieving and
+expressing his feelings, such, for instance, as when he finds himself
+bespattered with mud from the passing hansom on a carefully selected
+shirt-front and a white tie that would have moved to envy; or when, again,
+as the last to leave his club at night he finds the only remaining
+head-gear to consist of a well-worn beaver many sizes too large, with fur
+under the brim and a decoration of little rosettes and bobstays. It is
+hard to see why the ejaculation of any particular monosyllable should do
+him good at such a juncture. Hard words unquestionably break no bones, but
+neither do they mend the broken collar-stud or the ruptured bootlace; and
+yet if he swallows the expression down it will certainly ferment within
+him, and fermentation is characterised by multiplication. If, on the
+contrary, he articulates his feelings, the whole situation suddenly
+appears changed, and he can view the most untoward circumstances once more
+with a calm serenity of temper. But the remedy, though potent, specific
+almost, is too valuable to be resorted to constantly, and should be
+reserved, like Thursday’s razor, for the most special occasions.
+
+(M56)
+
+Our situation on the present occasion fully justified us in resorting to
+the source of relief vaguely alluded to, and we employed it simultaneously
+with the happiest results. Now the guides triumphed, and such was our
+accommodating mood that we actually acceded to their counsel and embarked
+on a perilous descent down a vertical gully. Scarcely had we turned into
+it when the storm broke and the rain came down in sheets, and very damp
+sheets too. Some one now suggested that the wisest plan would be to remain
+under shelter till the rain had passed off. It was argued against this
+amendment, and with a certain amount of force, first that there was no
+probability of the rain stopping, and secondly that there was no shelter:
+so we went on. Gradually, as we became more wet, we grew more desperate,
+and before long floundered down as regardless of bumps as a bluebottle in
+a conservatory: at one moment slithering over wet slabs of rock to which
+damp tufts of moss were loosely adherent, at another climbing carefully
+over gigantic toothcombs of fallen trees, then plunging head
+foremost—sometimes not exactly head foremost—through jungle-like masses of
+long grass and dwarf brushwood. Soaked to the skin, steamy, damp, and
+perspiring like bridegrooms, we went on, utterly reckless as to our
+apparel, and haunted by a perpetual idea that we should find ourselves
+ultimately at some place whence further descent would be impossible.
+
+(M57)
+
+Within a few minutes the party divided and Jaun and I found ourselves
+together. By the lightning flashes I saw him from time to time; on one
+occasion he suddenly disappeared from view, and on joining him cautiously
+a little while after I found that he had just previously seated himself
+abruptly on a flat rock, immediately underneath a miniature torrent. The
+fact that we did not at every ten seconds run against large trees
+confirmed the idea that we were now almost out of the wood; accordingly we
+halloaed, as the occasion seemed suitable, but no answer was returned from
+our companions. Now came the question of how we were to cross the torrent
+which we knew lay between us and the hotel. Jaun cheerfully remarked that
+the best plan would be to find the bridge. This was obvious enough, but he
+confessed that he had forgotten at what part of the river’s course the
+bridge lay. However, keeping close together, we made towards the right, on
+which side the stream lay. The slopes were here more level and less
+carelessly laid out. Our hopes revived, for the hotel could only be a few
+minutes off, and between the peals of thunder we could hear the roar of
+the torrent and could hear also the hollow sound due to the boulders
+rolling over its stony bed. Of a sudden we came on to its banks, and
+formidable enough the stream looked. The idea of searching for the bridge
+seemed childish, for the whole of the frail wooden structure had probably
+been carried away long before down to the Rhone valley. The hotel was only
+a few yards off, and again the situation was exasperating enough to
+justify a resort to extreme measures, if it were an extreme measure to
+express forcibly a wish that the torrent might be—well, temporarily
+stopped up at some higher point. Jaun now volunteered to wade across. It
+was quite unnecessary for him to divest himself of any clothing for the
+purpose, and in fact when he had succeeded very pluckily in reaching the
+other side he was not in the least degree wetter than when he started. He
+shouted some observations from the other side, which I took to mean that
+he would go on to the hotel and procure a lantern. Accordingly I seated
+myself to await his return, selecting unintentionally a little pool of
+water, which however did just as well as anything else.
+
+(M58)
+
+Before long a flashing light advancing indicated that Jaun had been
+successful, and two forms were seen dimly on the opposite side, one with a
+light. The bearer of the lantern was an aged person in shirt sleeves and a
+highly excited frame of mind. The aged person, on the distant shore,
+gesticulated as violently as a marionette doll when its wires have got
+hitched up wrong, and then, seemingly possessed of a sudden fury, rushed
+violently down a steep place and beckoned frantically with his lantern.
+This seemed to mean that I was to descend to a point on the bank opposite
+to where he stood. It now appeared that there was a bridge within a few
+yards of us, if a single spiky, submerged, and insecure trunk could be
+considered such. The old man embraced me warmly when I had made my way
+across, slapped me hard on the back, and then laughed very loud and
+suddenly. Then he darted off with the agility and abruptness of movement
+of an elderly lady from the country crossing in front of an omnibus, or a
+hen, a foolish animal that always waits to the last moment before running
+needlessly to the wrong side of the road. Guided by the lantern which the
+impulsive veteran flourished wildly in every direction, so that no one
+dared approach him, in another ten minutes we reached the hotel and found
+ourselves, with the exception of our companions, who had arrived a few
+minutes before—Heaven only knows how, for they did not—fortunately the
+only occupants of the hotel. The volatile sexagenarian calmed down, put on
+his coat, put out his lantern, and retired to repose in an outhouse, a
+shelter to which I fancy he was relegated owing to certain physical
+infirmities.
+
+(M59)
+
+It was eleven o’clock, and we had been pretty actively employed for
+twenty-one hours. The idea of food and a change of raiment was not,
+therefore, distasteful. A middle-aged female with an excessively
+“rational” and hygienic waist, who said she was the waitress, volunteered
+to serve the banquet, but the change of raiment necessary was naturally
+beyond her means, while the idea of borrowing from the aged person’s
+wardrobe did not commend itself to us, so we ordered in a large stock of
+towels. “But,” I remarked, “you can’t go about in a bath towel”—the truth
+of which assertion was immediately evident, for they were so small that it
+was difficult to fasten them with any degree of security; accordingly
+blankets were requisitioned, and a very classical effect in costume was
+thus produced, though what the Romans did when there was a gale of wind I
+do not know. To keep up the delusion we arranged the chairs after the
+fashion of couches, and appeased our hunger with a curious repast of
+stewed apples and mixed biscuits, the sole articles of food that could be
+discovered. However, to anticipate, we fared better the next day at
+breakfast; for though Bright Chanticleer proclaimed the morn at 3 A.M. he
+did not proclaim any subsequent period of time, as he was captured and
+cooked for our repast. The waitress while we supped was busily engaged in
+stoking up the stove, and seized upon our damp raiment with avidity to
+have it ready for the next morning; so energetic was she in fact that we
+felt it necessary to remonstrate, foreseeing the probability that our
+clothes might have to be brought back to us in a dust shovel: we remarked
+that, though sorry for our misdeeds, we would limit for choice the
+repentant nature of our apparel to the sackcloth we were then wearing and
+would dispense with the adjunct of ashes. The unreliable nature of the
+fastenings of our costume prevented us from accompanying our forcible
+remarks with properly impressive gestures. The remonstrance, however, had
+the desired effect, and our garments the next day, though somewhat
+shrivelled and inconveniently tight here and there, still proved that they
+had resisted effectively the fire as well as the water.
+
+(M60)
+
+The amount of luxury found in the Lötschthal since those days has
+materially improved. Time was when the only accommodation for the
+traveller was to be found at the humble tenement of Mons. le Curé, a
+worthy old creature as I remember him, who appeared to keep an apiary in
+his back drawing-room and was wont to produce the most excellent honey and
+the most uncompromising bread; the latter article, as one might judge, was
+baked about as often as the old gentleman washed himself. But the milk of
+human kindness flowed strongly in him (as it may be said to do in those
+who have been made the subjects of transfusion), though, to tell the
+truth, it was somewhat decidedly flavoured with garlic, and it needed much
+resolution to attentively listen to the confidential communications he was
+in the habit of whispering. A man of education and gentle refinement—at
+any rate of mind—his was a hard lot, buried away in a squalid little
+parish, with no earthly being to talk to possessed of more than one idea;
+yet he slaved on contentedly enough with no thought beyond the peasants in
+his own district and of how he might relieve their condition, too often at
+the expense of his own welfare; isolated more than any ascetic, for his
+mental existence was that of a hermit, from circumstances and not from
+will. The thought of solitary confinement is terrible, but utter mental
+isolation is hideous. Yet, while he entertained us hospitably with fare
+which, though rough, was the very best he could offer, he would not join
+in the repast: not, probably, from lack of appetite, but from a feeling
+that, owing to prolonged seclusion and association with the peasants, the
+more fashionable and accepted methods of preparing food for consumption
+and conveying it to the mouth, with subsequent details, were somewhat dim
+to his recollection. Yet his conversation flowed fast and he talked well:
+the while any reference to friends and fellow-travellers would cause him
+to pause for a moment or two, look upwards around the room, and fetch a
+rather long breath before he recommenced. A curiously gaunt old creature
+he seemed at first sight: with wonderful, bony, plastic hands capable of
+expressing anything; grotesque almost in his unkempt rustiness; provoking
+a smile at first, but sadness as one learnt more of him. And how closely
+are the two emotions associated. In truth Humour was born a twin, and her
+sister was christened Pathos.
+
+I can recall that he accepted a sum of ten francs when we parted in the
+morning. His eyes glistened with pleasure as he took the coin and
+straightway made for a ramshackle hovel on the hill-side, where lay an
+aged person “très-malade.” Possibly after his visit there was left a happy
+peasant in that tumble-down cabin—an emotional object more often described
+than witnessed. But all this took place years ago, and as we passed the
+collection of dilapidated tenements in one of which our old friend once
+lived, I failed to recognise his former dwelling-place. The timbers grew
+old and worn, the bands rusty, and one day the wheel which had worked
+steadily for so long stopped. Yet the stream which had moved it ran on as
+if nothing had happened. Was it a wasted life? Who can say if there be
+such a thing?
+
+ A few can touch the magic string,
+ And noisy Fame is proud to win them:
+ Alas! for those that never sing,
+ But die with all their music in them.
+
+We passed on: in a few minutes the houses were lost to view and there was
+left but the reflection of how much more, worthy of study, there was in
+this old curé’s nature than in the majority of Swiss with whom
+mountaineering brings us in close contact.
+
+(M61)
+
+As we descended the Lötschthal to Gampel the air seemed to thicken. The
+excessive warmth allowed our garments to stretch once again to their
+wonted girth, and we became less thoughtful. The vignette of the ancient
+curé dissolved away and was replaced by a view (mental only, unhappily) of
+our aiguille at Chamouni, black and bare of snow, inviting another attack.
+Gampel does not tempt the traveller much to seek repose, and we therefore
+caught the first train that came crawling along the valley and shaped our
+course for Chamouni in a second-class carriage tenanted by a _pension_ of
+young ladies out for a holiday apparently, who all chirped and twittered
+and wrangled for the best places till the going down of the sun, like the
+Temple sparrows.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER V.
+
+
+ AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE
+
+
+ Chamouni again—The hotel _clientèle_—A youthful hero—The
+ inevitable English family—A scientific gentleman—A dream of the
+ future—The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine literature—A
+ condensed mountain ascent—Wanted, a programme—A double “Brocken”—A
+ hill-side phenomenon and a familiar character—A strong
+ argument—Halting doubts and fears—A digression on mountaineering
+ accidents—“From gay to grave, from lively to severe”—The storm
+ breaks—A battle with the elements—Beating the air—The ridge
+ carried by assault—What next, and next?—A topographical problem
+ and a cool proposal—The descent down the Vallée Blanche—The old
+ Montanvert hotel—The Montanvert path and its frequenters.
+
+
+It was the summer of 18— and our old quarters at Couttet’s hotel knew us
+once more. As we drove into the village of Chamouni we turned our heads
+carelessly around to note the various new hotels that might have arisen
+since our last visit. Observing that they were four or five in number, we
+rightly conjectured that we should find all the hotel keepers complaining
+bitterly of the hard times and the want of custom. Also we wondered in how
+many ways it was possible to build a house without any particular system
+of drainage, a deficiency which was at that time becoming very marked in
+Chamouni, but has since, I believe, been improved. Yet the place itself
+had not altered essentially. New buildings of imposing exterior and little
+else do not materially alter a place that leads a life like that of modern
+Chamouni. The population, which throughout the summer appears to pass its
+time in the streets with its hands in its pockets, was still amusing
+itself in the same way. The tone of the village was just the same as we
+had always known it, and even M. Couttet himself had not succeeded in
+imparting any marine flavour by building an odd little lighthouse with an
+iron flag on the top which the architect had ingeniously represented as
+streaming permanently in a direction indicating a wind favourable for fine
+weather. We knew that we should find the same denizens in the hotel; and
+they were there.
+
+(M62)
+
+There was a very young man with a very parti-coloured face from exposure
+on the glaciers, who had recently completed the thousand-and-first ascent
+of Mont Blanc and was perpetually posing gracefully against the door-post
+or in a lattice-work summer-house a few steps from the hotel, gazing
+towards the mountain and rather eagerly joining in any conversation
+relating to the perils of the ascent. There were three or four young
+ladies of various periods of life who gazed at him with admiration and
+enquired at intervals if he wasn’t very tired; to which the young man
+replied carelessly that he was not, and inwardly thought that the
+discomfort of sunburn and the consequent desquamation was on the whole
+cheaply bought, the while he wished the expedition had not cost so much
+and that so many others had not thought of making the same ascent. And
+then there came a lithe, active lady walker who had been up Mont Blanc and
+a great many other mountains too, and paid no more attention to the
+guides’ stereotyped compliments than a suspicious dog does to those of a
+nervous visitor: so the young man’s nose was put out of joint and he would
+have laughed scornfully at the fickleness of hero worship had not the skin
+of his face been in danger of cracking, and he wished his shirt collar had
+not been starched and thumped by the village washerwoman into the form of
+a circular linen saw.
+
+(M63)
+
+Then there was an excitable Englishman of impulsive habits, with a large
+family who were perpetually playing a game of follow-my-leader with their
+parent, and who were under orders to weigh anchor on the following morning
+at five o’clock for the Montanvert and the Mauvais Pas. The boys were
+stoking up for the occasion with raw apples, and the girls were occupied,
+when not pursuing their restless father, in preparing a puggaree for his
+hat. There was a gentleman who affected the curious untidiness of raiment
+not unfrequently noticed among Sunday frequenters of the Thames, and who
+sought to establish a mountaineering reputation by constantly gazing at
+the peaks around in a knowing manner and wearing a flannel shirt of an
+obtrusive pattern destitute of any collar. There were guides about, who
+were on the point of being paid for their services and who were
+exceedingly polite and obsequious; others whose “tour” had just passed,
+were, proportionately, less deferential. There was an elderly lady whose
+whole soul appeared bent on a little stocking from which she never parted,
+and who turned the knitting needles to more account for toilet and other
+small purposes than I could have conceived to be possible. There were two
+or three mountaineers who appeared anxious only to avoid everyone’s gaze
+and who might be seen in byways and odd corners talking to bronzed guides
+who looked like business. Finally, there was a gentleman of statistical
+and scientific tendencies, much given to making quietly astonishing
+statements of astronomical facts and gently smiling as he rolled over his
+tongue and enjoyed the flavour of the vast numbers with which it was his
+pleasure to deal. He absolutely revelled and wallowed in figures.
+Buttonholed in a corner and compelled to listen with deferential
+attention, I secretly writhed as he crushed me slowly with the mere weight
+of his numerals. He shared with others of his frame of mind the
+peculiarity of always keeping something in hand and skilfully working up
+to a climax. Such and such a star was so many millions of miles off. We
+opened our eyes to the proper degree of width and observed, “Bless me!”
+or, “You don’t say so?” Instantly he would rejoin, “Ah, but that’s nothing
+to so and so,” and then favoured us with a still more immeasurable
+distance. We expressed a slightly greater degree of intelligent amazement.
+Thereupon he nodded his head, gently inclined it a little to one side, and
+smiled softly. It gave him such evident pleasure to have a listener that I
+attended with due reverence to his enthusiastic computations; knowing my
+man, I felt sure that he was keeping back a real staggerer to finish up
+with, and was prepared to assume varying degrees of surprise up to the
+moment when it should come. Unfortunately I misjudged its advent, and
+feeling that I had somewhat lost in his estimation by evincing undue
+astonishment at a comparatively small array of figures, I sought to turn
+the conversation by requesting to know how long he thought it might be
+before the great rock peaks around us would have crumbled away to their
+bases. The calculation was too trivial and the number of millions of
+generations too small to interest him much, but he vouchsafed an
+approximate estimate.
+
+(M64)
+
+I let him babble on and fell a-thinking. The peaks were crumbling away bit
+by bit no doubt, the glaciers shrinking. At a bound the mind leapt into a
+future which, after all, might be not so very unlike a past. The Alps
+things of the past! What, I wondered, when the mountains were all levelled
+down and smiling valleys occupied the troughs of the glaciers of to-day,
+would some future commentators make of the literature so industriously
+piled up by the members and followers of the Alpine Club? Imagination ran
+riot as in a dream, and I fancied some enthusiast exploring the buried
+city of the second Babylon and excavating the ruins of the “finest site in
+Europe.” I pictured to myself the surprise in store for him on digging out
+the effigies of some of our naval and military heroes, and the mingled
+feelings with which he would contemplate the unearthed statue of George
+IV. It seemed possible that in that far-off epoch to which my friend’s
+calculations had borne me, the Alpine Club itself might have ceased to
+exist. Pursuing his explorations in an easterly direction, the excavator
+might perchance have lighted on a strange tunnel, almost Arcadian in its
+simplicity of design, and marvelled at the curious and cheap idols of wax
+and wood which the people of that ancient day had evidently worshipped.
+Turning north again, this Schliemann of the future would pass by the ruins
+of S. Martin’s Church, eager to light upon the precious archives of the
+historic Alpine Club itself. How eagerly he would peruse the lore
+contained in the Club library, anxious to decipher the inscriptions and
+discover what manner of men they were who lived and climbed when mountains
+and glaciers were still to be found on this planet. Human nature would
+probably not have changed much, and the successful explorer might even
+have been asked to favour a scientific society of the future with the
+result of his discoveries, to which in all probability he would have
+acceded, with a degree of reluctance not quite sufficient to deter the
+secretary of the society from pressing him.
+
+(M65)
+
+An abstract of his description of our sibylline leaves I fancied might run
+somewhat in this style:—After commenting on the fact that the maps and
+illustrations did not usually correspond in number with the list set forth
+in the index of the volumes unearthed, he might proceed thus:—“In pursuit
+of their great and glorious object these ancient heroes appear to have
+undergone vast personal discomfort. It is difficult therefore to realise
+fully why so many engaged in this form of exploration. Instances have been
+given by other learned antiquarians who have studied the habits of this
+people, of a similar purposeless disregard of comfort, such as the
+four-wheeled wooden boxes in which they travelled about, the seats in
+their churches, &c. The outset of their expedition was almost invariably
+characterised by a display of bad temper, attributed to early rising.
+After a varying number of hours of excessive toil the travellers were wont
+to arrive at some fearsome chasm spoken of as a ‘bergschrund.’ On this, if
+the subject-matter of their narrative was insufficient in quantity, they
+were wont to descant and enlarge at length; sometimes, as we judge, in
+their descriptions they enlarged the bergschrund itself. They then crossed
+it. Immediately after this incident they were in the habit of eating, and
+the minute and instructive details commonly given enable us to form a
+tolerably accurate opinion as to the nature of the diet with which they
+supported their exhausted frames. Next they traversed strange localities
+for which there appear to have been no adequately descriptive expressions
+in their own language. In fact the difficulty of deciphering these records
+is greatly increased by the fact that the writers were versatile
+linguists, for they constantly make use of words of a hybrid character.
+They were evidently practised meteorologists and took much interest in
+this subject, as may be gathered throughout from their writings. At length
+they reached summits, of the nature of which we in our time can have but a
+feeble conception. So great was their relief at the termination of their
+self-imposed but toilsome task, that they habitually burst forth into
+language characterised by a wealth of imagery and a fervour of poetic
+description which unfortunately conveys but little idea to us in our day
+of what they actually saw. In descending they were all commonly within an
+ace of meeting with a violent death. The mode in which the danger attacked
+them varied within certain restricted limits, but it always occurred and
+the escape was always narrow. The peril over, they remarked that they
+breathed freely again, and then at once fell to eating. Arrived at a
+successful termination of their wearisome labour, they advised others to
+do the same. They dealt out unsparing satire to their companions,
+unlimited praise to their guides, and unmeasured ridicule to their porter.
+They commonly expressed throughout their descriptions grave doubts and
+uncertainty as to the issue of the expedition: a curious and noteworthy
+fact, for the heading of the accounts always divulged at the outset their
+ultimate success. The construction, therefore, of their narratives was in
+accordance with a well-recognised model and appeared capable of little
+variation. The only other facts that we can glean are that they were
+prodigious eaters, were much pestered by some extinct species of insects,
+and that they make frequent allusions to a substance termed tobacco. The
+constant repetition of these incidents stamps upon their writings the
+impress of unexaggerated veracity. Still they were not universally held in
+favour, indeed were regarded with disapprobation by some individuals of
+their own race. It would seem indeed from internal evidence that, had it
+not been for frequent and sharp criticism of their proceedings, their
+pastime might never have inveigled so many persons with its seductive
+fascination.”
+
+Now at the time at which these prophetic fancies were conjured up we had
+just completed an expedition which it seemed might be worthy of attention,
+solely on the ground of its very contradictoriness. For the features of
+this climb were most opposed to those already mentioned, and in fact
+mention of it scarcely seemed admissible in an Alpine narrative. We took
+no porter with us to fill the rôle of first low comedy man. We had very
+little to eat; our stock of wine ran out through a leaky gourd; our
+tobacco was wet and there was no bergschrund, and yet all this happened on
+a mountain close to Chamouni.
+
+(M66)
+
+“Some vast amount of years ago, ere all my youth had vanished from me,” as
+the poet says, at a date therefore which for obvious reasons it is
+inexpedient here to mention, I found myself, as already mentioned, at
+Chamouni. With me was an old mountain friend and fellow climber, J. Oakley
+Maund. We were both burning with desire to add to the list of the many
+successful expeditions we had made together, but, as a matter of fact,
+were somewhat gravelled for lack of suitable matter. Like a ministry on
+the eve of a general election or a gentleman without a sixpenny-piece at a
+theatre, we were sorely in need of a programme. The locality was somewhat
+unfortunately chosen for those in whom the ancient spirit was not yet
+quite extinct and who wanted to do something new. Ever since the days when
+Jacques Balmat, Dr. Paccard, and the great De Saussure had donned strange
+apparel and shown the way—that is to say, for nearly a hundred
+years—people had been climbing mountains in the district, and it was not
+to be wondered at if it were hard to find some expedition which nobody
+else had thought of, or, worse still, had achieved. We gazed at the map
+and made thumb marks all over it. In every conceivable direction ran
+little lines indicative of previous explorations. We studied the _carte en
+relief_, but without much hope of getting any information of value from
+this inaccurate and lumpy absurdity. Mont Blanc, which, according to this
+work of plastic art, was modelled out as some eight or ten thousand feet
+higher than any other point of the chain, had had all the snow worn off
+its summit by much fingering, so that the component pasteboard showed
+through. Rivers ran uphill in this map, and lakes were inclined at an
+angle; bits of sticking plaister represented towns and villages, and the
+whole article was absolutely bristling with little spikes and points like
+the old panoramas of London or the docks at Liverpool. Still a
+considerable number of people seemed willing enough to pay fifty centimes
+for the pleasure of indicating elaborate expeditions on it with their
+fore-fingers, and appeared to derive pleasure from gazing on a pasteboard
+misrepresentation when they could by looking out of window see the real
+thing for nothing. We abandoned the _carte en relief_ and took Jaun and
+Kaspar Maurer into our confidence. The only suggestions that they could
+make were the Aiguille des Charmoz and the Dent du Géant. The former of
+these two peaks we had both tried to ascend in former seasons, without
+success. Jaun did not think then that it was possible, and without sharing
+his opinion we gave way to it. With regard to the latter mountain we all
+thought at the time that an undue amount of what is vaguely termed
+“artificial aid” would be necessary to ensure success, an opinion
+confirmed by subsequent events, for when Signor Sella achieved the honour
+of the first ascent he was only able to accomplish it by somewhat
+elaborate engineering appliances. Some bold person of an original turn of
+thought suggested of course a variation of some way up Mont Blanc, but the
+utter impossibility of discovering the slightest deviation from any
+previously ascended route and the utter uselessness of trying to find one
+caused a general shout of derision, and the bold person thereupon withdrew
+his suggestion and ordered some coffee. Besides, the weather was fine;
+every day swarms of tourists could be seen, crawling up the sides of the
+monarch of mountains, in numbers as many as the flies on a sugar loaf in a
+grocer’s window on a hot day.
+
+One evening we sat in front of Couttet’s hotel staring pensively at the
+familiar outline of the row of aiguilles, and wishing we had lived in the
+days of Albert Smith, the best friend Chamouni ever had. At any rate, at
+that time the natives were unsophisticated and the mountains about were
+not all done to death. The valley between us and the chain was filled with
+a light haze, not sufficient to conceal the outline of the mountains but
+yet enough to blot out their detail and solidity. As the moon rose behind
+the chain we saw a strange phenomenon. A silhouette was thrown forwards on
+to the curtain of haze and photographed on it with sharp and clear
+definition, so that we could recognise, at an immense height, the shadowed
+peaks looking almost as massive as the actual mountains. Nor was this all;
+a second curtain of mist seemed to be suspended, in a vertical stratum, in
+front of the former one, and the shadows were again marked out on this,
+infinitely more magnified and less distinct, but still perfectly
+recognisable. As a result we were able to see the semblance of three
+distinct tiers of mountains one above the other, looking so massive that
+we could scarcely realise that they were but transparent ghosts of the
+peaks; and the phenomenon, a double “Brocken,” must have lasted for more
+than half an hour. However, we desired something more of the nature of the
+substance than the shadow, and ultimately came to the conclusion that it
+was absolutely necessary for our peace of mind to accomplish something on
+the morrow, and as it really mattered but little what that something might
+be, provided a good climb was afforded, we must yield to circumstances and
+perforce adopt the latter-day necessity of all mountaineers. If we could
+not find the right way up some new mountain we could at least take the
+wrong way up an old one.
+
+(M67)
+
+So the next morning we walked up to the Pierre Pointue as a preliminary
+step—a good many and rather arduous steps—towards the object in view. The
+exertion of toiling up the zigzags or the more rarefied atmosphere had a
+remarkable effect on one of the party, whose face when we reached the
+chalet was found to be wreathed in smiles and wearing an expression of
+great intelligence. He had in fact become possessed of an idea. Bubbling
+over with self-satisfied chuckles, he suggested that we should ascend the
+Aiguille du Midi by the face directly in front of us and then descend on
+the other side, thus making a col of the mountain. The idea found favour
+instantly, and the intelligent person was so much pleased that he ordered
+a bottle of wine, plastered over with a very costly variety of label, and
+regretted it. Investigation of the cellar revealed only two casks of wine,
+but the “carte” comprised a long list of various vintages. Fired with
+enthusiasm and inflated with _limonade gazeuse_, we left the chalet and
+strode vigorously up the hill in order to prospect the route and
+reconnoitre the rocks. The exertion and the pace soon told upon us, the
+sooner that it was a hot, enervating day; the kind of day that makes one
+perforce admire the ingenious benevolence of nature in fashioning out on
+the grassy slopes rounded inequalities, exactly adapted to those of the
+human figure in a seated or recumbent position. The heated air rising from
+the ground gave flickering and distorted views of distant objects, like
+unto marine phenomena viewed through the cheap panes of a seaside
+lodging-house window. The grasshoppers were extraordinarily busy; the bees
+droned through the heavy air; the ants, overcome apparently by the
+temperature, had given up for the time straining their jaws by their
+foolish practice of carrying large parcels about without any definite
+object, and had retired to the shady seclusion of their own heaped-up
+residences; the turf was most inviting. It now occurred to us that there
+was no absolute necessity for the whole party to ascend on the present
+occasion, and that perhaps the guides might go up quicker alone. The
+details of this suggestion were acceded to on the part of the amateurs of
+the party with astonishing alacrity and unanimity. We laid the scheme
+before the guides, and they also thought it a very fine one. Thereupon,
+with much parade and ceremony, they braced themselves up for great
+exertion, borrowed the telescope, remarked that they expected to be back
+some time during the night, and started upwards with somewhat over-acted
+eagerness. My companion and I disposed ourselves comfortably in the shade,
+and resumed an argument which had originally commenced some days
+previously. I waxed eloquent on the subject under discussion and with much
+success, for such was the force of my logic and the cogency of my
+reasoning that I bore down on my opponent, and reduced him in a short time
+to absolute silence, from which he did not awake for nearly two hours.
+
+(M68)
+
+About this time the guides, who in all probability had also been
+comfortably asleep within a short distance of us, returned and gave a
+favourable report concerning the mountain. Elated by this news, we climbed
+a short distance further up, and met there a large party of ephemeral
+acquaintances who were taking an afternoon’s pleasure on the hills. After
+the manner of people when so engaged, they set forth with great energy and
+climbed up a steep little rock tump a few hundred yards distant. Arrived
+at the summit, they roared out unintelligible remarks to us, and we did
+the same to them till we were hoarse; we waved our hands and hats and they
+flourished their handkerchiefs as if they were our dearest friends on
+earth, just setting out on an emigrant ship for the Antipodes. The party
+then descended; the nearer they came the less friendly and demonstrative
+were we, and by the time we met the warmth of affection recently
+manifested on both sides had wholly evaporated, and we conversed in
+ordinary tones on indifferent topics. Then they set out for another little
+hill, and we were moved, apparently by some uncontrollable impulse, to go
+through the same idiotic performance. Emotional behaviour of a similar
+kind is not infrequently observed in the mountains. We journeyed together
+back to the Pierre Pointue, viewing each other with distrust and
+suspicion; and when it was found that we had bespoken the beds—if the
+exaggerated packing-cases lined with straw bags could be considered
+such—we parted on terms the reverse of friendly. So frail are the links
+that bind human affections.
+
+(M69)
+
+Standing in front of the hut was a type of character very familiar in
+these tourist-frequented districts. His exterior was unpromising; his
+beard of a fortnight’s growth, or thereabouts, somewhat fitful withal and
+lacking in uniformity of development. A hard hat, with a shining green
+veil folded around its battered outline, decorated his head; his raiment
+was black and rusty, his legs cased in canvas gaiters fastened with many
+little girths and buckles, and in his right hand he grasped a trusty
+three-franc pole made of wainy deal, and surmounted at the top by a brown
+knob similar to those which come out suddenly when we try to open a chest
+of drawers in a cheap lodging. He fidgeted about for a while, asked
+questions in a rather loud tone of voice at us, and we felt that it was
+his intention to enter into conversation. It was even so. After a while he
+sidled up and requested with much diffidence to be informed what we
+proposed to climb on the morrow. Now the true mountaineer, however amiable
+his disposition, always shrinks up into his shell when such a question is
+put to him on the eve of an expedition. My companion indicated by a sweep
+of the arm a space of territory extending about from the Mont Buet on the
+one side round to the Aiguille de Gouté on the other. Our friend surveyed
+from end to end the extensive panorama suggested, then looked seriously at
+us and observed that we should probably find it a fine walk. We expressed
+gravely the opinion that he was quite right, and then went in to dinner,
+while our composite friend expatiated on the project to his companions as
+an expedition but little out of the ordinary run, and one that he was
+perfectly prepared to undertake himself if so disposed; then he resumed
+his contemplation of a rock some ninety feet or so in height jutting out
+through the glacier above, which he was under the impression was a lady
+descending from Mont Blanc. We did not learn his name, but the individual
+may, nevertheless, possibly be recognised. Some points of the argument
+were still unsettled when we climbed over the edges of our respective
+boxes and vanished into the strawy depths below. The clear moonlight
+streamed in through the window and prevented sleep; so I lay in my wooden
+box thinking over the recent discussion, but with such a distinct
+intention—like little Paul Dombey with Mrs. Pipchin—of fixing my companion
+presently, that even that hardy old mountaineer deemed it prudent to
+counterfeit slumber.
+
+In the small hours of the morning we got under weigh. For some time we had
+been leading a life of sloth in Chamouni, and the delight of finding
+ourselves once more on the mountain path, and making for a rock climb,
+entirely precluded that fractiousness which, as all readers of Alpine
+literature know, ought properly to be described at this period of an
+expedition. The path was irregular and demanded some equanimity, for the
+stumbling-blocks were innumerable and artfully placed to trip up the
+unwary in an aggravating manner. Feeling it unfair that all the work
+should be thrown on the guides, I had volunteered, rather magnanimously,
+to bear part of the burden, and selected the lantern as my share. By this
+means it was not only possible to walk in comfort over a well-lighted
+track, but the bearer was enabled also to regulate the pace to a speed
+convenient to his own feelings. Before long, however, we reached the lower
+snow patches of the Glacier des Pélèrins, and the light was no longer
+necessary.
+
+(M70)
+
+We made straight across the crisp snow to the base of a promising-looking
+rock buttress lying to the right of the snow gully that runs up the side
+of the mountain, feeling sure that either by the rocks or the snow a way
+up could be found. And now I am painfully conscious of a glaring defect in
+this Alpine narrative. A mountain ascent without a bergschrund is as tame
+as a steeplechase without a water jump, but candour compels the admission
+that no bergschrund was visible. Either we had hit on a spot where the
+orthodox chasm was filled up for the time, or else this particular glacier
+was an exception to all others previously treated of in mountain
+literature. In a few seconds we found ourselves on the rocks, delighted to
+exchange the monotonous mode of progression compulsory on snow for the
+varied gymnastic exercises demanded on rocks. The sun had risen, the axes
+clanked merrily against the stones, the snow was in good condition for
+walking, everything seemed favourable, and we gazed down complacently on
+the distance already traversed. Above us the mountain was broken up and
+easy, and we climbed on rapidly, each in the fashion that seemed best to
+him. So good was our progress at first, that we were already far up the
+buttress, and could barely see our morning’s tracks in the snow beneath,
+when a halt was called for breakfast, and we had time to look around. Now,
+however unconventional this expedition may have been in many respects, the
+sagacious student of Alpine literature will know that it must be wholly
+impossible to omit all reference to the weather. As soon might one expect
+two prosaic persons of slight acquaintanceship to abjure the topic at a
+chance meeting. The western sky wore a rather ominous look of half
+mourning, and heavy grey and black clouds were whirling about and forming
+up in close order in a manner suggestive of rising wind. Even at this
+stage of the proceedings the thought crossed our minds that the storm
+which was evidently brewing might possibly overtake us, and that perhaps
+we ought at once to turn back.
+
+(M71)
+
+One thing was evident; that we must decide quickly, whatever we did. We
+determined to push on for a while, and with that intent girded ourselves
+with the rope and worked our way on to the top of the first buttress. At
+this point, further progress directly upwards was impossible, and we were
+compelled to cross the gully and make for the rock on the left-hand side.
+Considerable care is always necessary in crossing, horizontally, a gully
+filled with snow, where the rope is rather a source of danger than of
+security. We had to give all our attention to the passage, and when we
+reached the rocks opposite, the climbing, though not formidable, was still
+sufficiently difficult to occupy all our thoughts for the moment, and we
+had but little leisure, and perhaps but little inclination, for
+meteorological observations. At the top of the rocks a promising snow
+slope, stretching upwards with gentle curves and sweeps, seemed to offer a
+fair prospect of rapid progress. Such snow slopes are at all times a
+little deceptive. Even when the climber is close to them they look
+oftentimes much easier than they immediately after prove to be. From a
+distance, say from under the verandah of a comfortable hotel, when the
+climber _in posse_ indicates the way he would pursue with the end of his
+cigar, they are absurdly easy. So, too, are obstacles in the
+hunting-field, such as stiff hedges and uncompromising gates, easy enough
+when the Nimrod studies them as he whirls along in an express train.
+Subsequently, when immediately associated with a horse, these same
+obstacles assume a different guise. Then are the sentiments of the hunter
+prone to become modified, and compassion for dumb beasts becomes more
+prominent in the thoughtful votary of the chase, till finally it may be
+observed that the little wits jump sometimes more than the great ones.
+Even so does the mountaineer often discover, on a nearer acquaintance that
+the snow incline up which he proposed to stride merrily is inclined at a
+highly inconvenient angle. However, at the commencement of our slope we
+found the snow in good condition, and advanced quickly for some little
+distance, but before we had got very far it was necessary to resort to the
+axe, and we had then ample opportunities of looking round. The clouds were
+lowering more and more, but as they were swept up by a sou’westerly wind,
+the intervening mass of the mountain prevented us from seeing thoroughly
+what might be in store for us. The wind, too, was growing stronger every
+minute, and my companion, who was still pursuing his argument, and, as it
+appeared subsequently, making some rather good points, had to exert
+himself considerably in order to make his voice heard.
+
+Presently we halted for a few minutes on some spiky little rocks, and
+again looked about. The weather prospects were just in that doubtful state
+that prompts every member of the party to ask the others what they think.
+Maurer looked exceedingly vacant and made no remark. Jaun put a bit of
+snow in his mouth, but declined to give an opinion. We, not to be outdone,
+assumed very profound expressions, as if prepared to find ourselves in the
+right whatever happened, but, following the example of Lord Burleigh in
+the famous tragedy, we said nothing either. At last, some one suggested
+that we might go on for a little, and then see. Accordingly we went on for
+a little, but then as a matter of fact the mists swept up around us and we
+did not see anything at all. It was, no doubt, inconvenient that we were
+unable to penetrate with our gaze to the regions above, but still we felt
+that there was one slight counterbalancing advantage, for there was
+present the haunting consciousness that the gigantic telescope of Chamouni
+was pointed in our direction, and at least the enveloping mist ensured
+that privacy which is not always accorded to climbers pursuing their
+pastime within range of these instruments of science.
+
+(M72)
+
+In the hope that the condition of the upper snow might be good, and
+perhaps rather mistaken in the height we had already reached, we made up
+our minds to push on, with the view of reaching at any rate the top of the
+ridge before the storm broke. Every now and again a rent in the clouds
+above, lasting for a few seconds, showed us that the wind was blowing with
+great force, as thin clouds of loose snow were swept up and whirled along
+the face in curling wreaths. The spectacle might not, at first sight, have
+been thought highly diverting: yet as we pointed upwards to the ridge and
+watched the racing snow-drifts driving over the slopes we were making for,
+we all laughed very heartily. So universal is the tendency to be amused at
+the sight of discomfort that it even extends to the contemplation of its
+occurring shortly to oneself. In the paulo-post-future the experience is
+exhilarating: in the actual present it is less laughter-moving. Laughter
+in the presence of events that are, in the true sense of the word,
+sensational, comes almost as a reflex action (to borrow an expression from
+the physiologists), and the sympathetic distress that follows takes an
+appreciable time to develop. I can recall once being a witness with some
+others of a ghastly accident by which several people were precipitated,
+together with a mass of broken timbers and débris of all sorts, from a
+great height. A door was burst open and the ruin met our eyes suddenly. To
+this day I can remember sounds of laughter at the first view—hysterical if
+you like to call it so, and not mirthful, but still laughter. In a few
+seconds the realisation of what had happened came, and then came the
+distress and with it expressions of horror, as all worked manfully to help
+and rescue the sufferers. The sequence of emotions was perfectly natural,
+and only they who have never passed through such an experience would speak
+of inhumanity. There is no want of humanity in the matter. The suddenness
+of the impression begets the train of emotions, and the brain grasps the
+facts but slowly. To take another instance: I have been told by a man
+whose quickness and presence of mind were remarkable—a man who as a
+schoolboy won a Royal Humane Society’s medal—that on one occasion he
+witnessed a friend fall over a staircase from a great height. The accident
+was in the highest degree unexpected: and the witness walked leisurely on
+as if nothing had happened. But in a few seconds came like a severe blow
+the sudden realisation of what had taken place. Thought is not always
+quick. We can no more exert our minds to their fullest capacity on a
+sudden than we can put forth our utmost physical strength on a sudden.
+Action when almost instantaneous is independent of the higher mental
+faculties, and is but a reflex. The experience of those who have been in
+railway accidents will be of the same nature. In climbing up a very steep
+or difficult place if a man falls all are prepared more or less for such
+an accident. The whole attention is given to guarding against a probable
+contingency, and it follows that the mind can instantly realise its
+occurrence. And that such is the case I have been unlucky enough to
+witness, though most fortunately the fall was attended with no serious
+consequences. On the same principle, to take a more trivial example, on
+difficult rocks it is the rarest possible accident for a man to sprain his
+ankle or knee. The muscles are always prepared for a possible slip and
+kept in tension on the alert. On the loose moraine, when walking leisurely
+or carelessly, such an accident is a thousand times more likely to occur.
+
+(M73)
+
+Our leader worked away with a will, but the snow got harder at every step.
+The growing force of the wind, which in nautical language had increased
+from that vague degree known as a capful to the indefinite force of a
+stiff breeze, and the increasing steepness of the slope, compelled Jaun to
+make the steps larger and larger as we ascended. It soon became evident
+that the storm would overtake us long before we could hope to get on to
+the ridge, and that we had deliberately walked into something of a trap.
+The steps had been cut so far apart that to descend by the same line would
+have involved the construction of a fresh staircase, and on actually
+turning, we found that what was a stiff breeze behind us was a half gale
+when it met our faces. It was certainly easier to go on than to go back;
+so we went further and fared much worse. The slope became steeper, the ice
+harder, the half gale became a whole gale, and the delay between each step
+seemed interminable. Suddenly, as we passed from under the lee of a
+projecting slope on our right, a tremendous gust of wind, which seemed to
+have waited for a few moments in order to collect its full forces, swept
+suddenly down and almost tore us from our foothold. With that a torrent of
+hail fell, and for a few moments we had enough to do to hold on where we
+stood. Even my companion’s conversation slackened. He had astutely
+selected a place in the caravan immediately behind me, and as the gale was
+blowing directly on our backs was enabled to fire off his remarks and
+arguments without any possibility of response. Anything that I said in
+answer was audible only to our leader, who took not the smallest interest
+in the discussion. Unfortunately, too, it was difficult to listen with any
+attention; for as the gusts came on we were forced to swing all our faces
+round like chimney cowls instantly in the same direction. The squalls
+became more frequent and more violent, the thunder and lightning played
+around merrily, and as the wind howled by we had to throw ourselves flat
+against the slope, adopting the undignified attitudes of a deer-stalker
+nearing the brow of a Scotch hill—attitudes which bring somewhat unduly
+into prominence the inadequate nature of the national costume.
+Fortunately, as has been said, we were screened from view; and our poses,
+though possibly ungraceful, were at any rate uncriticised. The big
+hailstones, falling softly around, filled up the steps as they were made,
+and our feet were buried up to the ankles in a moment. In a minute or two
+the hurricane passed for the time; then we arose, shook ourselves, smiled
+at nothing in particular, and the leader would find time during the
+comparative lull to hack out three or four fresh steps. Certain sounds,
+not accounted for by the elements, coming up from below, may have been
+suggestions or may have been arguments, but they were knocked out of all
+intelligible shape before they reached the head of the caravan. Not even
+the porter at Lloyd’s or the captain of a merchantman could have made
+himself audible in that cyclone. Upwards we went, fighting for each step
+and for each yard gained as hard as if we were storming a fortress. Even
+while the leader had his axe in the air ready to deliver a fresh blow a
+distant roar would betoken another onslaught, and we instantly fell flat
+down like tin soldiers struck with the well-directed pea, and disposed
+ourselves at a convenient angle of resistance; and so we went on, when we
+did go on at all. If the relation is wearisome it is also realistic, for
+we found that the actual experience was far from being lively; but all
+things must have an end, including even the _feuilleton_ in a Parisian
+newspaper or the walk up to the Bel Alp on a hot day, and the termination
+came almost unexpectedly.
+
+(M74)
+
+We had got thoroughly tired of perpetually clinging on by the simple force
+of adhesion to the storm-swept slope, and felt almost inclined to give up
+the struggle against the elements and to go straight on trusting to
+chance. Maurer, below, wore the expression of frowning discontent best
+seen in amateur tenors singing a tender love ditty. Jaun had remarked
+half-a-dozen times that the very next squall would infallibly sweep us all
+away, and his cheerful prophetic utterances really seemed on the point of
+being fulfilled, when, almost suddenly, the snow seemed to vanish from
+under our feet, and we found ourselves on the summit of the ridge; at
+least directly above us no more ascent appeared to present. It was
+difficult to realise adequately the exact direction in which we were
+facing, but I suppose that as the ridge runs about north and south by the
+compass, we were facing a little south of east. This was an important
+matter to decide, as the mist was gathered thick around and the idea of
+descent had to be at once considered now that we had got to a position of
+some degree of definiteness. At our feet the snow slope fell away in a
+manner so distinct that we were without doubt really on the top of some
+portion of the ridge. The difficulty was to estimate how far to our right
+the summit of the Aiguille du Midi itself lay. However, we felt with
+relief the truth of somebody’s remark that we had at length succeeded in
+getting somewhere; so far, no doubt, matters were satisfactory. Howbeit,
+our pleasure was somewhat modified by the discovery that the gale blew
+with considerably more force on the south-east side than it did on the one
+by which we had ascended. We looked towards the south and endeavoured to
+gather our wits together to elucidate the geographical problem that
+presented. At the foot of the slope must lie the upper basin of the Vallée
+Blanche and the Glacier de Tacul; unfortunately there seemed to be a
+prodigious storm going on in that basin, and clouds of loose snow were
+whirling about in all directions. It was impossible to understand these
+winds; one might have thought that Æolus had just stepped out to attend a
+committee meeting of the gods, and that all his subordinates were having
+high jinks during his absence.
+
+(M75)
+
+The possibility of actually completing the ascent of the mountain seemed
+out of the question, and the hope that we might have crept under the
+shelter of the ridge to the final little rock cone of the Aiguille was
+literally thrown to the winds. Here again, therefore, this narrative is
+highly unconventional, for it is impossible to consult M. Roget’s
+“Thesaurus” and indulge with its aid in any grandiloquent description of
+the view from the summit, although my account has now reached the stage at
+which such word painting ought properly to be inserted. We turned to our
+right, the direction in which the peak lay, and walked some little way
+along the ridge till we got under shelter of a rock; now we were able once
+more to stand upright and, huddled together, took the opportunity which
+had been denied to us for some hours to interchange views. All agreed that
+the situation was vile; that word, at least, may be taken as the resultant
+of the various forcible epithets actually employed. All agreed that the
+cold was intense, the prospect doubtful, and the panorama _nil_. There was
+but one redeeming feature: extreme discomfort will reveal humour in those
+in whom that quality would not be expected _a priori_ to find a
+dwelling-place, and to each one of us the spectacle of his three wobegone
+companions seemed to afford, if not amusement, at least an inkling of
+complacency. Maurer removed the pack from his shoulders, and it was then
+perceived that our cup of misery was full, and our sole remaining bottle
+of wine completely empty. We had originally started with two, one white
+and one red, of an inferior and indigestible quality, but had left the
+white wine down below on the snow; we had previously drunk it. The other
+bottle had broken against some projecting rock in climbing up, and the
+resulting leakage had led to the formation of a very large circular red
+patch in the small of Maurer’s back, wherever that anatomical region might
+be situated in our squat and sturdy little guide. After muttering together
+in patois for a little while the guides seized their axes and suddenly
+commenced with great vigour to hack out a large hole in the ice. We fell
+to also, and for some few minutes all worked away with the best of good
+will; the splinters and little blocks of ice flew around under our blows,
+and before long we had excavated a flat basin capable of holding water. At
+the least, the exercise had the effect of warming us, and Maurer, who
+previously, from the effects of the cold, had been the colour of a
+congested alderman in the face, gradually assumed a more healthy hue. We
+now inquired what the object might be of preparing this cavern. Thereupon
+Jaun gave vent to the ingenious suggestion that we had better remain where
+we were and sleep in it. The idea seemed too likely to lead to permanent
+repose to be commendable, and we received his proposition, as befitted its
+nature, with some coolness, remarking that on the whole we should prefer
+to go home. This view led to further conversation; ultimately we descended
+a few feet on the south-east side and then made our way along the face of
+the slope in a south-westerly direction towards the hut on the Aiguille du
+Midi. The snow was soft, and we went on for some distance without
+difficulty, till we again reached the ridge on the south-west side of the
+Aiguille, having thus passed round the base of the final peak of the
+mountain, which consists of a comparatively small rocky cone jutting up
+from the main ridge. We were still of course a long way from the hut, but
+as in this situation we were much more sheltered, we took the opportunity
+to review the state of affairs and to consider our position, which for the
+moment, like that of the pocket of a lady’s ball dress, was indeterminate.
+What were we to do? As with the diners at “Prix fixe” restaurant, there
+were three courses for us: we might go down on one side, we might descend
+on the other side, or we might remain where we were. The latter
+alternative was as distasteful now as it had been just previously, and it
+was negatived decisively. “Very good,” said the guides; “if you won’t stay
+here we must go down that way,” and they pointed in a direction westerly
+by the compass. My companion and I were opposed to this plan for two
+reasons: one that the route would, if it led anywhere in particular, take
+us down to the Glacier des Bossons, where we did not want to go, the other
+that by reason of the marvellous fury of the hurricane it would have been
+altogether impossible to follow at all the line indicated. We were only in
+fact able to dart out from under shelter of the rock and peer down into
+the misty depths for a few seconds at a time, for the gale took our breath
+away as completely as in the “cavern of the winds” at Niagara. To have
+climbed down a new and difficult rock cliff in the face of the numbing
+cold would have been little short of suicidal.
+
+(M76)
+
+It is Artemus Ward, I think, who describes the ingenious manner in which
+Baron Trenck, of prison-breaking fame, escaped on one occasion from
+durance vile. For fifteen long years the Baron had lain immured, and had
+tried in vain to carry out all the sensational methods of escape ever
+suggesting themselves to his fertile brain. At last an idea occurred to
+him. He opened the door and walked out. By an intellectual effort of
+almost equal brilliancy and originality we solved the difficulty that
+beset us: we turned towards the south-east and walked quietly down the
+slope for a hundred feet or so. Simplicity of thought is characteristic of
+great minds. Why, nevertheless, it had not occurred to us before to escape
+by this line I can no more explain than I can give the reason why all the
+ladies in a concert-room smile, as one woman, when a singer of their own
+sex makes her appearance on the platform, or why itinerant harp players
+always wear tall hats. Immediately the complexion of affairs brightened
+up. The wind was much less furious than it had been on the ridge, and the
+hail was replaced by snow. Jaun now gave it as his opinion that the best
+line of descent would consist in crossing round the head of the Vallée
+Blanche and the upper slopes of the Glacier du Géant, so as to join the
+ordinary route leading from the Col du Géant to the Montanvert. But in the
+thick mist it would have been far from easy to hit off the right track,
+and we thought it possible to make a short cut to the same end, and to
+find a way directly down the Vallée Blanche towards the rocks known as the
+Petit Rognon. We had no compass with us, but the direction of the slope
+indicated the proper line of descent to follow. In most years it would not
+be easy to discover the way through the complicated crevasses of the
+ice-fall situated between the “Rognon” and the easterly rocks of the
+Aiguille du Midi; but in 18— so much snow had fallen early in the spring
+and so little had melted during the summer, that we experienced
+comparatively little difficulty in descending almost in a straight line.
+During this part of the expedition the good qualities of our guides showed
+once more to advantage. Unquestionably while on the ridge they had put
+forward suggestions which were rather wild in character, and which were
+proved now to be mistaken. The intense cold and the beating of the storm
+seemed rather to have paralysed their usually calm judgment, and it is an
+odd fact that guides, even when first rate, are oftentimes more affected
+by such conditions than are the amateurs whom they conduct. We could no
+more, with such experience as we possessed, have led the way aright as our
+leader did with unerring sagacity, than an untutored person could write
+out a full orchestra score. We could only insist on a given line being
+taken if in their judgment it were possible. Once fairly started, we felt
+that we must push our plan through, employing the same form of argument as
+the man did in support of a bold statement that a certain beaver, closely
+pursued by a dog, had climbed up a tree. It was not a question now whether
+we could do it, or could not do it; we had to do it. The day was far
+spent, there was possibly much difficult work before us, and the exertion
+already undergone had been tolerably severe. The temptation was therefore
+great rather to scamp the work of finding the best and safest track
+through the ice-fall, but our leader displayed as much care and
+thoroughness as if he were strolling over snow slopes with a critical
+Chamouni guide behind him. A momentary glimpse of the familiar form of the
+Aiguille du Géant right in front of us confirmed the judgment that we were
+on the right track. In descending the ice-fall we passed to the right of
+the Petit Rognon, and at the base of the Séracs halted and thought we
+would have something to eat. Maurer produced our stock of provisions,
+which consisted of one roll studded with little bits of broken glass and
+reduced by the action of wine and water to the consistence of a poultice.
+The refection was, therefore, as unsatisfactory as a meal out of a loosely
+tied nosebag to a cab horse. And now for another departure from
+time-honoured custom. All mountain narratives at this period of the day
+make reference to the use of tobacco, the well-earned pipe, and so forth.
+But the sleety rain, which for the last hour and a half had replaced the
+snow, had soaked everything so thoroughly that an attempt to carry out the
+orthodox proceeding did not, like most failures, end in smoke. So we
+trudged on again empty and unsolaced.
+
+(M77)
+
+As the shades of night were falling, four dripping and woe-begone
+travellers might, to borrow the novelist’s common mode of expression, have
+been observed toiling up the steep path towards the old Montanvert
+hotel—that is, they might have been observed by anybody who was foolish
+enough to be out of doors on such a detestable evening. We entered the
+familiar little room, an ingenious compound of a toyshop and a barrack,
+and notwithstanding that we were viewed with marked disfavour by the other
+guests therein assembled in consequence of our moist and steamy condition,
+we seated ourselves and called for refreshment. The atmosphere in the
+stuffy den called the salon was a trifle pungent, and having contributed a
+little additional dampness to the apartment we set off again. That
+familiar old room with its odd collection of curiosities, in which the
+fare was on the whole more disproportionate to the price than at any other
+institution of a similar kind in the mountains, has ceased to exist long
+ago. I fancy that it did not require much pulling down. It is happily
+replaced now by one of the best managed and most comfortable mountain
+hotels to be found in the Alps, a sure sign of which attraction is to be
+found in the fact that it is, at any rate, spoken of with disfavour by the
+inhabitants of the village below or by such as do not hold shares. Another
+hour’s descent and we passed through the few scattered houses just outside
+Chamouni. The attractions on the way down had not diverted us from our
+stern purpose of reaching Couttet’s hotel as soon as possible. We had
+politely declined the invitation of a perennially knitting young woman to
+view a live chamois. The spasmodic smile called up by each approaching
+tourist faded from her countenance as we passed by. Four times did we
+decline the gentle refreshment of _limonade gazeuse_, once did we sternly
+refuse to partake of strawberries, and twice to purchase crystals. It was
+dark as we neared the town; it may have been my fancy, but I cannot help
+thinking that I perceived our old friend the blind beggar with the
+lugubrious expression which he wore when on duty, and with the tall hat
+which served the purpose of an alms’-box, and which he did not wear when
+on duty, enjoying himself in a very merry manner by the side of a blazing
+fire. Notwithstanding that night had fallen there was still a little group
+by the bridge round the one-armed telescope man, anxiously crowding to
+hear the last news of the two insane Englishmen who had without doubt
+perished that day miserably on the rocks of the Midi. A project had
+already been started to organise an expedition on the morrow to search for
+the bodies; and we might very possibly, if we had cared for the
+excitement, have been allowed to join the party.
+
+(M78)
+
+As in a play the most striking situation is by the discreet author
+reserved to the conclusion, so in this contradictory chapter the most
+glaring deficiency comes now at the end. My readers, if they have
+generously followed me so far, will recognise that we not only went on
+something of a fool’s errand, incurring considerable difficulty and
+perhaps risk in that mission, but that we never got up the mountain at
+all. The force of contradictoriness can no further go. Still, it may be
+pointed out that we did actually accomplish all that was novel in the
+expedition. Once on the ridge, the remaining portion of the climb is, in
+fine weather, easy and well known, so the fact that the Aiguille du Midi
+can be ascended by this line by any one consumed with an ambition to do
+so, is beyond doubt. We were not probably at one point more than twenty
+minutes or half an hour from the actual summit. I cannot honestly advise
+anybody to follow our tracks; but in all probability, if someone should
+desire to do so, he need not, under favourable conditions, contemplate
+meeting with any unsurmountable difficulties.
+
+ [Illustration: THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+ FROM THE SOUTH]
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VI.
+
+
+ ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+
+
+ “_Decies repetita placebit_”
+
+
+ Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure—Expeditions on
+ the Aiguille du Dru in 1874—The ridge between the Aiguilles du Dru
+ and Verte—“Défendu de passer par là”—Distance lends
+ enchantment—Other climbers attack the peak—View of the mountain
+ from the Col de Balme—We try the northern side, and fail more
+ signally than usual—Showing that mountain fever is of the
+ recurrent type—We take seats below, but have no opportunity of
+ going up higher—The campaign opens—We go under canvas—A spasmodic
+ start, and another failure—A change of tactics and a new
+ leader—Our sixteenth attempt—Sports and pastimes at Chamouni—The
+ art of cray-fishing—The apparel oft proclaims the man—A canine
+ acquaintance—A new ally—The turning point of the expedition—A
+ rehearsal for the final performance—A difficult descent—A blank in
+ the narrative—A carriage misadventure—A penultimate failure—We
+ start with two guides and finish with one—The rocks of the
+ Dru—Maurer joins the party—Our nineteenth attempt—A narrow escape
+ in the gully—The arête at last—The final scramble—Our foe is
+ vanquished and decorated—The return journey—Benighted—A moonlight
+ descent—We are graciously received—On “fair” mountaineering—The
+ prestige of new peaks—Chamouni becomes festive—“Heut’ Abend
+ grosses Feuerwerkfest”—Chamouni dances and shows hospitality—The
+ scene closes in.
+
+
+It is to some extent an unfortunate circumstance that in a personal
+narrative of adventure the result is practically known from the very
+beginning. The only uncertainty that can exist is the actual pattern on
+which the links of the chain are united together, for the climax is from
+the outset a foregone conclusion. The descriptive account will inevitably
+conduct the reader along a more or less mazy path to an assured goal.
+There is certainly one other variety, but that takes the less satisfactory
+form of an obituary notice. Even in a thoroughly well-acted play a
+perceptible shudder runs through the audience when two actors select each
+a chair, draw them down to the footlights, and one announces “’Tis now
+some fourteen years ago.” The expression in its pristine dramatic
+simplicity may still be heard in transpontine theatres, but modern realism
+insists usually on a paraphrase. The audience cannot but feel, however
+thrilling the story to be told, that at any rate the two players have
+survived the adventures they have to narrate, and on the whole a good many
+wish they hadn’t. There sit the heroes, and exert themselves as they will
+their recital is apt to fall somewhat flat. In like manner I will not
+attempt to conceal the fact that the ultimate result of our numerous
+attempts on the peak which forms the subject of this chapter was that we
+got up it, and the fact may also be divulged that we came down again, and
+in safety. Indeed, it seems difficult now to realise the length of time
+during which our ultimate success oscillated in the balance—at one time
+appearing hopeless, at another problematical, at times almost certain, and
+then again apparently out of our reach.
+
+(M79)
+
+In 1874, with two guides, of whom Alexander Burgener was one, we started
+for the Montanvert with the intention of making for the ridge between the
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte, with the object of further
+investigating the route which Messrs. Pendlebury, Kennedy and Marshall had
+essayed on an occasion already described, when the bad condition of the
+rocks frustrated their hopes. The mountain was probably in a very
+different state on this occasion, and we experienced no very great
+difficulty in discovering a fairly easy route up the rocks. The chief
+trouble consisted in the fact that the rock gully by which the ascent is
+chiefly made was extensively plastered over with ice, a condition in which
+we nearly always found it. The last part of the climb up to the ridge
+affords a most splendid scramble. The face is so steep on either side that
+the climber comes quite suddenly to a position whence he overlooks the
+northern slope, if slope it may be called, and looks down on to the
+Glacier du Nant Blanc. Seen in grey shadow, or half shrouded in shifting
+mists and coloured only with half-tints, the precipice is magnificent;
+huge sheets of clear ice coat its flanks, and the almost unbroken descent
+of rock affords as striking a spectacle as the mountaineer fond of wild
+desolation can well picture.
+
+ If you would see this slope aright,
+ Look at it by the pale grey light.
+
+On the left the mass of the Aiguille du Dru cuts off the view of the
+fertile regions; far away on the right the huge tapering towers of rock
+form a massive foreground stretching away to the base of the Aiguille
+Verte. The spectator too seems strangely shut off, so that, gazing around,
+on either side he can see but a narrow extent of the mountain. We looked
+down and did not like what we saw; we looked up and liked it less. The day
+was fine and the mountain in good condition. I can recall now that our
+eyes must have wandered over the very route that ultimately proved to be
+the right one, and yet to none of us that afternoon did it appear in the
+least degree possible. Unquestionably the crags of the Aiguille du Dru
+looked formidable enough from this point of view, and we could not but
+think that nature must have provided some easier mode of access to the
+summit than this face seemed to afford. We climbed along the ridge till we
+were almost against the face of the mountain, but then we had to turn our
+gaze so directly upwards that matters looked still worse. Then we faced
+about and climbed in the other direction. The rocks seemed to grow bigger
+and bigger the more we looked at them. What the guides actually thought I
+do not quite know, but at the moment my own impression was that it would
+be impossible to ascend more than two or three hundred feet: so we turned
+and came back. Even while we yet descended the thought came that this face
+of the mountain was perhaps not so utterly hopeless as it had appeared a
+few minutes previously, and in my own mind I decided that, should we fail
+in discovering some much more promising line from another point of view,
+we would at least return to the ridge often enough to familiarise
+ourselves with this aspect of the mountain, with the idea that such
+familiarity if it did not succeed in breeding contempt might at least give
+birth to a more sanguine frame of mind. The farther we got from our point
+of view the more hopeful did the mental impression seem to become, and by
+the time we reached Chamouni we had all separately arrived at the
+conclusion—somewhat selfish perhaps, but justifiable under the
+circumstances—that if asked what we thought of the possibility of
+ascending by the face we had tried, we would give honestly the opinion we
+had formed while on the ridge, and not the opinion at which we had arrived
+subsequently.
+
+(M80)
+
+Other explorers were meanwhile at work on the mountain, but so far as I
+could learn all their attempts were made on the south-western peak. At any
+rate they followed more or less the line we had first struck out. Some
+thought that the lower peak alone was feasible, others that the higher
+peak was attainable only from the south-western side. So thought Mr. E. R.
+Whitwell; so again, Mr. J. Birkbeck, jun., both of whom reached probably a
+much higher point on the south-western face than we succeeded in obtaining
+in 1873.
+
+In 1875 we were making our way once more by the Col de Balme to Chamouni,
+and being in somewhat of a reflective mood, induced by the consumption of
+a soup-tureen full of bread and milk at the hotel at the top of the pass,
+we sought a shady spot hard by whence a good view of the Aiguille du Dru
+could be obtained, and contemplated the precipices as seen from this point
+of view. The northern slope leading up to the ridge over which we had
+looked lay well before us. The upper part of the mountain looked
+distinctly different as far as accessibility was concerned. It seemed just
+possible, if a way could only be found up from the level of the ridge to a
+certain ledge some distance above, that the final mass might be feasible.
+There appeared to be a sort of gully sloping upwards in a direction curved
+away from us, in which the snow lay so thick that the rocks on either side
+could not, we thought, be very steep. At the least it seemed to be worth
+our while to make for this gully, which was obviously unattainable from
+the ridge itself, for it was here cut off by a belt of straight rock.
+
+(M81)
+
+A few days later we carried the idea into effect. It was necessary to
+engage some one to carry the tent, and Burgener was deputed to search for
+a porter of a willing disposition and suitable physical conformation.
+Presently he came back in company with a shambling youth of great length
+of limb and somewhat lanky frame. We inquired if he were willing to come
+with us, whereupon the young man was seized with violent facial
+contortions, and we perceived that he suffered from an impediment in his
+speech. Not wishing to render him nervous by our presence, we took a short
+turn in the garden, leaving him where he stood. On our return the young
+man’s efforts culminated in the remark, “How much?” We said, “Twenty-five
+francs,” and then started off to consult the barometer. On coming back
+after this interval we found that the young man had just previously
+succeeded in articulating “Yes.” The practical result of this one-sided
+colloquy was that the next day the tall young man was laden with the tent,
+with directions to carry it up to a point immediately opposite the
+Montanvert below the Glacier du Nant Blanc. The tall young man shouldered
+his burden and started off with great activity. We followed him somewhat
+later under the rather transparent pretence of going to hunt for crystals
+next day. Making our way up by a long ridge lying between the Glacier du
+Nant Blanc and a little snow patch dignified in some maps by the
+appellation of the Glacier du Dru, we skirted round the base of the
+Aiguille looking constantly upwards to find some practicable line of
+ascent, and hoping that we might discover one which would conduct us up on
+to the main mass of the mountain before we had got opposite to the point
+by which we had made our ascent from the southern side. It soon became
+evident that we were very unlikely to find a way. Far above jutted out a
+little horizontal table of rock. Burgener observed that if we could only
+get there it would be something. So far his remarks did not appear
+inaccurate, but it was perfectly clear before long that there was no
+chance of getting any higher, supposing we could get on to this platform;
+yet a little further, and we perceived that we could not even get to it.
+Ultimately we discovered that the platform itself was an optical delusion.
+It did not seem worth while to make any attempt to reach the summit of the
+ridge from the side we were on, even if we could have done so, which I
+doubt. The day may come when the climber will seek to discover some
+variation to the route up the peak; but mountaineering skill will indeed
+have improved out of all knowledge if anyone ever succeeds in getting up
+this northern face. From every point of view we surveyed it, and from
+every point of view, in our opinion, it was equally impossible. So in the
+evening we came back once more to the tent, from the door of which
+protruded a pair of thick boots. These encased the feet articulated to the
+lanky legs of the tall young man, who had been enjoying a siesta of some
+ten or twelve hours’ duration. Kicking gently at a prominent bulging of
+the canvas on the opposite side to the door had the effect of waking our
+slumbrous friend, who was exceedingly sarcastic at our want of success;
+so, at least, we judged by his expression of countenance. For a long while
+his efforts yielded no verbal result. But his words seemed as it were to
+stick fast in an endeavour to bring them out three or four abreast through
+a portal that was capable only of allowing egress to them in single file.
+Of a sudden the jostling syllables broke down the obstructing barrier, and
+he startled us by pouring forth a string of remarks with precipitate
+volubility. Knowing, however, that it would be some time before we could
+hope to try the peak again, we were not loth to leave him under the
+impression, to be communicated to his friends at Chamouni, that we had
+come to the conclusion that the mountain was inaccessible.
+
+(M82)
+
+It was not till 1878 that we were able to revisit once more the scene of
+our many failures.
+
+During the winter months, however, the thought of the stubborn Aiguille
+had been from time to time discussed, and when J. Oakley Maund and I came
+back to Chamouni we had very serious intentions. This time we were both
+possessed with one fixed determination with regard to the Aiguille. Either
+we would get up to the top or, at the worst, would, as far as lay in our
+power, prove that it was inaccessible by any line of attack. By my wish,
+our first attempts were to be made by the old route leading towards the
+lower peak; not that we were very sanguine of succeeding by this line of
+ascent, but rather because we felt that no very great amount of
+exploration would be necessary to determine whether the higher point could
+or could not be reached from this side; but though our intentions were
+good we were scarcely prepared for the difficulties that met us from the
+beginning. The elements seemed to have set their faces against us. Time
+after time when all was ready for a start we were baulked by snow, wind,
+or rain. Day after day we sat waiting in vain for the favourable moment,
+sometimes at our bivouac high up above the Mer de Glace, by the side of
+the Glacier de la Charpoua, till hope deferred and a series of _table
+d’hôte_ dinners combined with want of exercise to make the heart sick and
+the individual despondently dyspeptic. Perhaps the wind would shift round
+a point or two towards the north and a couple of fine days occur.
+Straightway we set off for the tent which we left concealed at the
+bivouac. Then came the rain again, and we had to return soaked and
+dejected. Sometimes it rained before we got to the Montanvert and
+sometimes after, and in fact we seemed to be making perpetually fitful
+excursions from the kitchen fire at the Montanvert to that at Couttet’s
+hotel. On hydropathic principles we found the state of the elements no
+mean form of cure for the mountain fever. Still, like the hungry butler,
+we reflected that everything comes to him who waits, and seizing every
+possible opportunity did manage to achieve some climbing during the rare
+intervals of moderately favourable weather.
+
+(M83)
+
+The campaign was opened with an attempt made with Jaun and Andreas Maurer
+as guides. A youth of hollow visage and weak joints (a relation, possibly,
+of our friend with the one defective articulation), who did not much enter
+into the spirit of the expedition, and who seemed by his expression to
+echo Hamlet’s interrogation as to the necessity of bearing fardels,
+carried our tent up to the grass slopes by the Charpoua glacier. Here, on
+a smooth, level patch of turf surrounded on three sides by rocks, we
+established a little country seat, though we scarcely realised on this
+first occasion how often it would be our lot to run up and spend the night
+there, and to return to town the following morning. There are many and
+excellent camping places about these slopes; dry dwarf rhododendron bushes
+abound, and water is plentiful. There was no difficulty in rising early
+the next morning, for at some time in the small hours the spindle-legged
+porter was seized with terrible cramp. Under ordinary circumstances his
+lower limbs were imperfectly under his control, and when thus affected
+they became perfectly ungovernable, so that the neat order in which we had
+disposed ourselves overnight for slumber was rudely disarranged, and we
+were forced to rise and turn out till the spasms should have subsided.
+Under the influence of gentle friction the spasms quieted down, and when
+we left he was troubled only with a few twitching kicks, such as may be
+observed in a dreaming dog. At 2 A.M. we started and wended our way up the
+glacier, every step of which seemed familiar. To our surprise and delight
+the snow was in first-rate order, and our spirits rose at the prospect of
+a good climb; but the time had not yet come for success, and our hopes
+were soon to be dashed. There was still an immense amount of snow on the
+lower rock slopes over which access to the south-western peak is alone
+possible, and this snow was in a highly treacherous condition. Before we
+had ascended many feet the guides very properly refused to go on, a
+determination with which we felt ourselves bound to acquiesce. They
+pointed out that it would be unwarrantably dangerous to descend late in
+the afternoon over deep snow, soft, and but loosely adhering to the rocks.
+Under such conditions it is of course impossible to judge of the foothold,
+and there is nothing to hold on to with the hands. There was no other
+alternative, therefore, if we were to follow this route, than to wait till
+more of the snow should have melted, or else to find a track where the
+rocks were bare. As far as we could ascertain, however, there was no such
+track to be seen. We decided to go back, but still remained at Chamouni,
+for we durst not lose a single favourable opportunity. With an
+imperturbability bred of long experience did we meet the sniggers and
+sneers of certain croakers below, who looked with an unfavourable eye on
+our proceedings.
+
+(M84)
+
+Within the next fortnight we made two further attempts by much the same
+route and with the same guides, but only succeeded in going far enough to
+prove that the opinion of the guides was perfectly correct with regard to
+the state of the snow. Already matters seemed to justify some gloomy doubt
+as to whether we could carry out even the exploratory part of our
+programme, for Jaun was compelled to leave us in order to fulfil another
+engagement, and we scarcely knew where to turn to find another man capable
+of guiding us in the way we desired to go. Still our determination was
+unshaken by our run of ill-luck. We would not give it up. With no more
+definite object than that of justifying an impending _table d’hôte_
+dinner, I was walking up the Montanvert path one rainy afternoon, when a
+ray of sunlight suddenly burst upon me in the person of Alexander
+Burgener. He had come over the Col du Géant with a party of travellers,
+and to our delight was not only disengaged, but exceedingly anxious to
+attack once more, or, in fact, as often as we liked, the obstinate
+Aiguille. From the moment that he assumed the chief command matters began
+to wear a different complexion, for we learnt that he had taken every
+opportunity to consider and study the mountain. By his advice a complete
+change of tactics was adopted. We decided to abandon all idea of attacking
+the lower peak, and made up our minds to try the higher summit by the
+route we had first followed four years previously. We had often discussed
+together our chances of success on this peak, and had often come to the
+conclusion that its ascent was more than doubtful. But now Burgener was so
+positive of ultimate triumph, and so confident in his own powers, not only
+of getting up himself, but of getting us also to our goal, that the whole
+matter seemed placed before us in a different light. We might have to
+wait, we might have to try many times, but still we could not but believe
+the impression that now gradually formed that we must ultimately succeed.
+To the spirit which Burgener displayed that year, and which he imbued in
+us (at a time when it must be confessed that such a spirit was much
+wanted, for we were as downcast as water-cure patients during the
+process), and to his sagacity and great guiding qualities, the whole of
+our ultimate success was due. I knew that, as a guide, he was immeasurably
+superior to an amateur in his trained knack of finding the way, and that
+in quickness on rocks the two could hardly be compared. But previously it
+had always seemed to me that the amateur excelled in one great requisite,
+viz., pluck. Let this record show that in one instance at least this
+estimate was erroneous, for had it not been for Burgener’s indomitable
+pluck we should never have succeeded in climbing the Aiguille du Dru.
+
+(M85)
+
+Burgener was of opinion that from the summit of the actual ridge lying
+east of the higher peak, and between it and the Aiguille Verte, it was not
+feasible to ascend on to the face of the mountain, and he proposed
+accordingly that we should commence by making a study of the rocks lying
+to the left of the main gully running up to this same ridge, endeavouring
+if possible to discover some point where we could bear off to the left on
+to the real mass of the mountain. In addition he pointed out that the
+upper rocks might be very difficult and require much time (as we had
+already agreed together in previous years that they were altogether
+impossible, this remark seemed probable enough), and it was important
+therefore to discover the easiest and quickest way up the lower part of
+the rock slopes. Accordingly we departed—and this was our sixteenth
+attempt—from the Montanvert one morning at 1 A.M. We had long since
+cultivated a manner of going about our business in such a way as to avoid
+the gaze of the curious, and set forth on this occasion in much the same
+spirit that burglars adopt when on evil errands intent. The day was
+entirely spent as agreed in studying the lower rocks and working out
+accurately the most feasible line of assault. But though we ascended on
+this occasion to no very great height we were perpetually engaged in
+climbing, and the quantity of snow which still lay on the rocks rendered
+progress difficult and care necessary. Still it was no haphazard
+exploration that we were engaged in, and the spirit of deliberation in
+which we began begat a spirit of hopefulness as we went on. A fancied
+insufficiency of guiding strength, coupled with a decidedly insufficient
+supply of rope and an inherent idea that the new line of assault
+contemplated was not to be worked out to an end at the first attempt, all
+combined to drive us back to Chamouni late the same evening.
+
+(M86)
+
+_Après cela le déluge_, and for a long time high mountaineering of any
+description was out of the question. Desperate were the attempts we made
+to amuse ourselves, and to while away the time. Sports and pastimes within
+the limited area of the hotel premises were the fashion for a time. The
+courtyard in front of Couttet’s hotel was made into a lawn-tennis ground.
+The village stores being ransacked yielded a limited supply of
+parti-coloured india-rubber balls; the village carpenter constructed bats
+out of flat pieces of wood, and we sought to forget the unpropitious
+elements by playing morning, noon, and night. As a result several windows
+and a lamp were reduced to ruin. Then we went a-crayfishing. A basket
+carriage, which was constructed apparently of iron sheeting, but painted
+over with a wicker-work pattern in order to deceive a flea-bitten grey
+steed of great age with the impression that it was very light, conveyed us
+to Châtelard, which by a twofold inaccuracy was termed the fishing-ground,
+our object being to catch animals which were not fish and lived in water.
+There the sport began, and was conducted on this wise. Sticks with a cleft
+at the end, into which nondescript pieces of ill-smelling meat were
+wedged, were submerged in a little brook to tempt the prey, but the only
+bites we got were from the horse-flies and inflicted on our own persons;
+howbeit, one or two of the party when at a distance from their
+fellow-sportsmen averred that they had been on a point of catching
+monsters of the deep the size of lobsters. We did not discover till
+subsequently that, led astray by a plausible peasant possessed of riparian
+rights and untruthful propensities, we had been fishing (or
+“crustaceaning,” to speak correctly) all day in a stream untenanted by any
+crayfish whatever, the result being that we caught a chill and nothing
+else. The ancient steed, moreover, though he bowled along merrily enough
+down the hill to Châtelard and required no more stimulus than an
+occasional chirrup from the driver afforded, was yet very loth to draw the
+party back up the hill at the same pace, and required such constant
+stimulation of a more active kind on the way back that it was found
+necessary before we reached the village to stop and smooth out the creases
+on his sides. The next day the report came that the spotted grey was “très
+malade,” and the next day too my right arm was excessively stiff.
+
+A subsequent sporting expedition yielded happier results. One of the
+party, gifted with diplomatic talents and a power of detecting the
+vulnerable points in the character of the natives, purchased, for the sum
+of one franc, information from a shockheaded juvenile suffering from a
+skin eruption as to the best stocked streams. Then did the deep yield up
+its carnivorous denizens. Artfully and in silence did the anglers wait for
+their prey to claw the reeking bait. Deftly and warily did they withdraw
+the rod, sometimes with two or three victims clinging in a bunch, and land
+the spoil on the bank. Then would the crayfish loosen their hold, roll
+over on their backs, flap their tails very briskly, and start off with
+amazing rapidity for short country walks, speedily to be captured and
+consigned to the recesses of a receptacle, bearing a suspicious
+resemblance to Madame Couttet’s work-basket. Ultimately they formed the
+basis of a “bisque” not unworthy of Brébant.
+
+(M87)
+
+What time the india-rubber balls were all burst and the fishing-ground had
+lost its attraction, seated on a tilted chair beneath the verandah we fell
+a-musing and studied human nature, and the various types that presented
+day after day round and about the hotel. Much was there to marvel at in
+many of the costumes, to many of which the late Mr. Planché himself would
+have been unable to assign a date. It has been noticed of course, times
+out of mind, as a characteristic of the Briton, that a costume in which he
+would not go coal-heaving at home is considered good enough for Sunday in
+the Alps. One gentleman indeed, whose own apparel would have been
+considered untidy even if he had been a member of a shipwrecked crew, had
+been enlarging on this topic with much fervour, to a select audience,
+dwelling especially on the discourtesy thus shown to the natives of the
+country. I looked, when Sunday came, that he should be clad in raiment of
+more than ordinary fitness and splendour, but the only changes that I
+could perceive from the week-day vesture consisted in a tall hat, which
+somebody had mistaken for an opera hat on some occasion, and a long strip
+of rag wound round a cut finger, while his wife, who had recently been on
+the glaciers, appeared in a low cut dress, so that she presented a curious
+piebald appearance. The lateness of the season may have accounted for the
+fact that many of the garments seemed rapidly to be resolving into their
+pristine condition of warp and woof, especially about the region where it
+is usual in the Alps to light the poison-darting lucifer matches of the
+country. There were flannel shirts with collars on some, and flannel
+shirts without them on others, while yet a third set wore white chokers
+round their necks made of vulcanite, so that they looked like favourite
+pug-dogs, or fashioned of a shiny paper, which obviously had no more to do
+with the garment with which they were temporarily associated than the
+label of an expensive wine at a second-rate restaurant has to do with the
+contents of the bottle. Then we fell to anatomical study, and marvelled at
+the various imperfections of development the muscle known to the learned
+as the gastrocnemius(4) could exhibit in the legs of our countrymen, and
+wondered why they took such pains in their costume to display its usually
+unsymmetrical proportions, and wondered too if they really believed that a
+double folding back of the upper part of the stocking below the
+knickerbocker deceived anyone with an appearance of mighty thews. Then we
+went off and tapped the barometer, which was as devoid of principle as a
+bone setter, and kept on persistently rising. We made friends with a
+little stray waif of a dog of obsequious demeanour and cringing
+disposition, prone to roll over on its back when spoken to, thereby
+displaying a curiously speckled stomach, but which was withal inclined to
+be amiable, and wagged its tail so vigorously on being noticed that I
+quite feared it might sustain a sprain at the root of that appendage. But
+our friendship was short-lived. Before long our little friend found an
+acquaintance in the shape of a small semi-shaved mongrel with a tail like
+a stalk of asparagus run to seed. After a little preliminary walking about
+on tiptoe, friendly overtures were made. The game commenced by the
+playmates licking each others’ noses; next they ran round with surprising
+rapidity in very small circles, and then fell to wrestling in the middle
+of the courtyard. These canine acquaintanceships always end in the same
+way. Before long a sudden, sharp squeak was heard, and the last I saw of
+my little friend was a vanishing form darting round the nearest corner,
+with his tail as much between his legs as the excessive shortness of that
+excrescence would permit. His playmate, somewhat disturbed for a moment by
+this abrupt termination of the acquaintanceship, gazed pensively, with
+ears erect, for a while in the direction in which his friend had vanished:
+then investigated two or three unimportant objects by the sense of smell,
+consumed a few blades of grass, yawned twice, stretched himself once,
+rolled on something which had puzzled him, and retired to repose at a
+little distance to await the expected medicinal effects of the herb of
+which he had partaken.
+
+(M88)
+
+This is a true saying, that “There’s small choice in rotten apples,” and a
+description of boredom in one place is much like the same in another.
+Gradually, weariness of the flesh below in the valley became almost
+intolerable, while we were longing for an opportunity to weary the flesh,
+in another way, on the mountain. Ultimately, to my infinite regret, Maund
+found himself obliged to depart to fulfil an engagement elsewhere, but I
+still held on, though the conviction was daily becoming stronger that the
+rain would go on till the winter snows came.
+
+(M89)
+
+On a mountain such as we knew the Aiguille du Dru to be it would not have
+been wise to make any attempt with a party of more than four. No doubt
+three—that is, an amateur with two guides—would have been better still,
+but I had, during the enforced inaction through which we had been passing,
+become so convinced of ultimate success that I was anxious to find a
+companion to share it. Fortunately, J. Walker Hartley, a highly skilful
+and practised mountaineer, was at Chamouni, and it required but little
+persuasion to induce him to join our party. Seizing an opportunity one
+August day when the rain had stopped for a short while, we decided to try
+once more, or at any rate to see what effects the climatic phases through
+which we had been passing had produced on the Aiguille. With Alexander
+Burgener and Andreas Maurer still as guides we ascended once again the
+slopes by the side of the Charpoua glacier, and succeeded in discovering a
+still more eligible site for a bivouac than on our previous attempts. A
+little before four the next morning we extracted each other from our
+respective sleeping bags, and made our way rapidly up the glacier. The
+snow still lay thick everywhere on the rocks, which were fearfully cold
+and glazed with thin layers of slippery ice; but our purpose was very
+serious that day, and we were not to be deterred by anything short of
+unwarrantable risk. We intended the climb to be merely one of exploration,
+but were resolved to make it as thorough as possible, and with the best
+results. From the middle of the slope leading up to the ridge the guides
+went on alone while we stayed to inspect and work out bit by bit the best
+routes over such parts of the mountain as lay within view. In an hour or
+two Burgener and Maurer came back to us, and the former invited me to go
+on with him back to the point from which he had just descended. His
+invitation was couched in gloomy terms, but there was a twinkle at the
+same time in his eye which it was easy to interpret—_ce n’est que l’œil
+qui rit_. We started off and climbed without the rope up the way which was
+now so familiar, but which on this occasion, in consequence of the glazed
+condition of the rocks, was as difficult as it could well be; but for a
+growing conviction that the upper crags were not so bad as they looked we
+should scarcely have persevered. “Wait a little,” said Burgener, “I will
+show you something presently.” We reached at last a great knob of rock
+close below the ridge, and for a long time sat a little distance apart
+silently staring at the precipices of the upper peak. I asked Burgener
+what it might be that he had to show me. He pointed to a little crack some
+way off, and begged that I would study it, and then fell again to gazing
+at it very hard himself. Though we scarcely knew it at the time, this was
+the turning point of our year’s climbing. Up to that moment I had only
+felt doubts as to the inaccessibility of the mountain. Now a certain
+feeling of confident elation began to creep over me. The fact is, that we
+gradually worked ourselves up into the right mental condition, and the
+aspect of a mountain varies marvellously according to the beholder’s frame
+of mind. These same crags had been by each of us independently, at one
+time or another, deliberately pronounced impossible. They were in no
+better condition that day than usual, in fact in much worse order than we
+had often seen them before. Yet, notwithstanding that good judges had
+ridiculed the idea of finding a way up the precipitous wall, the prospect
+looked different that day as turn by turn we screwed our determination up
+to the sticking point. Here and there we could clearly trace short bits of
+practicable rock ledges along which a man might walk, or over which at any
+rate he might transport himself, while cracks and irregularities seemed to
+develop as we looked. Gradually, uniting and communicating passages
+appeared to form. Faster and faster did our thoughts travel, and at last
+we rose and turned to each other. The same train of ideas had
+independently been passing through our minds. Burgener’s face flushed, his
+eyes brightened, and he struck a great blow with his axe as we exclaimed
+almost together, “It must, and it shall be done!”
+
+(M90)
+
+The rest of the day was devoted to bringing down the long ladder, which
+had previously been deposited close below the summit of the ridge, to a
+point much lower and nearer to the main peak. This ladder had not hitherto
+been of the slightest assistance on the rocks, and had indeed proved a
+source of constant anxiety and worry, for it was ever prone to precipitate
+its lumbering form headlong down the slope. We had, it is true, used it
+occasionally on the glacier to bridge over the crevasses, and had saved
+some time thereby. Still we were loth to discard its aid altogether, and
+accordingly devoted much time and no little exertion to hauling it about
+and fixing it in a place of security. It was late in the evening before we
+had made all our preparations for the next assault and turned to the
+descent, which proved to be exceedingly difficult on this occasion. The
+snow had become very soft during the day; the late hour and the melting
+above caused the stones to fall so freely down the gully that we gave up
+that line of descent and made our way over the face. Often, in travelling
+down, we were buried up to the waist in soft snow overlying rock slabs, of
+which we knew no more than that they were very smooth and inclined at a
+highly inconvenient angle. It was imperative for one only to move at a
+time, and the perpetual roping and unroping was most wearisome. In one
+place it was necessary to pay out 150 feet of rope between one position of
+comparative security and the one next below it, till the individual who
+was thus lowered looked like a bait at the end of a deep sea line. One
+step and the snow would crunch up in a wholesome manner and yield firm
+support. The next, and the leg plunged in as far as it could reach, while
+the submerged climber would, literally, struggle in vain to collect
+himself. Of course those above, to whom the duty of paying out the rope
+was entrusted, would seize the occasion to jerk as violently at the cord
+as a cabman does at his horse’s mouth when he has misguided the animal
+round a corner. Now another step and a layer of snow not more than a foot
+deep would slide off with a gentle hiss, exposing bare, black ice beneath,
+or treacherous loose stones. Nor were our difficulties at an end when we
+reached the foot of the rocks, for the head of the glacier had fallen away
+from the main mass of the mountain, even as an ill-constructed bow window
+occasionally dissociates itself from the façade of a jerry-built villa,
+and some very complicated manœuvring was necessary in order to reach the
+snow slopes. It was not till late in the evening that we reached Chamouni;
+but it would have mattered nothing to us even had we been benighted, for
+we had seen all that we had wanted to see, and I would have staked my
+existence now on the possibility of ascending the peak. But the moment was
+not yet at hand, and our fortress held out against surrender to the very
+last by calling in its old allies, sou’westerly winds and rainy weather.
+The whirligig of time had not yet revolved so as to bring us in our
+revenge.
+
+ * * * * * * * *
+
+(M91)
+
+Perhaps the monotonous repetition of failures on the peak influences my
+recollection of what took place subsequently to the expedition last
+mentioned. Perhaps (as I sometimes think even now) an intense desire to
+accomplish our ambition ripened into a realisation of actual occurrences
+which really were only efforts of imagination. This much I know, that when
+on September 7 we sat once more round a blazing wood fire at the familiar
+bivouac gazing pensively at the crackling fuel, it seemed hard to persuade
+one’s-self that so much had taken place since our last attempt. Leaning
+back against the rock and closing the eyes for a moment it seemed but a
+dream, whose reality could be disproved by an effort of the will, that we
+had gone to Zermatt in a storm and hurried back again in a drizzle on
+hearing that some other climbers were intent on our peak; that we had left
+Chamouni in rain and tried, for the seventeenth time, in a tempest; that
+matters had seemed so utterly hopeless, seeing that the season was far
+advanced and the days but short, as to induce me to return to England,
+leaving minute directions that if the snow should chance to melt and the
+weather to mend I might be summoned back at once; that after
+eight-and-forty hours of sojourn in the fogs of my native land an
+intimation had come by telegraph of glad tidings; that I had posted off
+straightway by _grande vitesse_ back to Chamouni; that I had arrived there
+at four in the morning, in consequence of a little misadventure, which may
+be here parenthetically narrated.
+
+(M92)
+
+The afternoon diligence from Geneva did not go beyond Sallanches. However,
+an ingenious young man of low commercial morality, who said that he had a
+remarkable horse and a super-excellent carriage, was persuaded to drive me
+on the remainder of the way to Chamouni. The young man, observing that he
+had been very busy of late and had not been to bed for two nights (nor had
+he, as might be judged, washed or tidied himself since last he sought
+repose), took a very hearty drink out of a tumbler and climbed on to an
+eminence like a long-legged footstool, which it appeared was the box seat.
+With much cracking of whips and various ill-tempered remarks to his horse
+we started with success, aided by the efforts of a well-meaning person
+(judging by the way in which he wore his braces loosely encircling his
+waist, devoted to the tending of horses), who, to oblige his friend the
+driver, ran suddenly at the slothful animal in the shafts and punched the
+beast very heartily in the ribs with his fist. Before we had gone a mile
+our troubles began. The coachman’s ill-humour subsided, it is true, but
+only in consequence of Nature’s soft nurse weighing his eyelids down.
+Accordingly I got out my axe and poked him in the back when he curled up
+under the influence of his fatigue. This made him swear a good deal, but
+for a time the device was successful enough. Gradually the monotonous
+jangling of the harness bells induced a somnolent disposition in me too,
+and I conceived then the brilliant idea, as we were ascending the long
+hill near St. Gervais at a walk, of planting the head of the axe against
+my own chest and arranging the weapon in such a way that the spike was in
+close contact with the small of the driver’s back, so that when he fell
+back it would run into him. Of a sudden I opened my eyes to find that the
+jangling had ceased and the carriage stopped. We were undoubtedly at
+Chamouni, and the journey was at an end. Such, however, was not quite the
+case. As a matter of fact, we were not 200 yards further up the hill, the
+horse was peacefully grazing by the roadside, and the young man had eluded
+my artful contrivance by falling forwards off the box, where he lay
+crumpled up into a shapeless heap, peacefully asleep, entangled between
+the shafts, the traces, the splinter bar, and the horse’s tail.
+
+I rubbed my eyes and forced away by an effort the confused jumble and
+whirl of thoughts that were crowding through the brain. It was not the
+sound of the parting farewell as the diligence lumbered away from
+Chamouni, nor the slow heavy clank of the railway carriages as they
+entered the station, nor the voices of the railway porters that rang in my
+ears. Voices there were, but they were familiar. I started up and looked
+around. Surely that was the familiar outline of the Aiguille du Dru clear
+and bright above; surely that was Hartley (occupied for the moment in
+mollifying the effects of sunburn by anointing his face with the contents
+of a little squeeze-bottle), and there was Burgener; but what was this
+untidy, sleeping mass at our feet? Gradually it dawned upon me that I was
+but inverting a psychological process and trying to make a dream out of a
+reality. Hartley was there; Burgener was there; and the uncomely bundle
+was the outward form of the most incompetent guide in all the Alps. It was
+not till next day that we learnt that this creature had previously
+distinguished himself by utter imbecility in a difficult ascent up the
+north face of the Zermatt Breithorn, nor did we till the next day fully
+realise how bad a guide a man ranking as such might be. We kicked him in a
+suitable place and he awoke; then he made the one true remark that during
+our acquaintance with him he was heard to utter. He said he had been drunk
+the day before; with this he relapsed, and during the remainder of the
+time he was with us gave expression to nothing but whining complaints and
+inaccurate statements.
+
+(M93)
+
+From four in the morning of the next day till seven in the evening, when
+we reached our bivouac again, we were climbing without intermission; not
+that our imbecile friend took any very active share in the day’s
+amusement. He was roped as last man in the caravan, and Hartley had to
+drag him up the glacier. He was as slow of foot as he was of
+understanding, and took no interest in the expedition. Twice we pointed
+out to him half-hidden crevasses and begged that he would be careful.
+Twice did he acknowledge our courtesy by disappearing abruptly into the
+snowy depths. Then he favoured us with a short biographical sketch of his
+wife, her attributes, and her affection for himself: he narrated the chief
+characteristics of his children, and dilated on the responsible position
+that as father of a family (probably all crétins, if there be any truth in
+the hereditary transmission of parental qualities) he considered that he
+occupied. Finally, as he appeared disposed to give us at length a memoir
+of his grandfather deceased, we decided to unrope him and let him have his
+own way in peace. For seven hours did he crouch under a little rock, not
+daring to move either up or down, or even to take the knapsack off his
+back.
+
+For the first time on this occasion did we succeed in climbing on to the
+main peak well above the level of the ridge we had so often reached, by
+means of leaving the gully at a much earlier point than usual. We followed
+the exact line that we had marked out mentally on the last occasion. At
+first progress was easy, but we could only make our way very slowly,
+seeing that we had but one short rope and only one guide; for we had
+injudiciously left the longer spare rope with our feeble-minded guide
+below, and no shouts or implorations could induce him to make his way up
+to us, nor had we leisure to go down to him; so we had to make the best of
+matters as they were. We soon found a place where the ladder might be of
+service, and spent some time in placing it in a position in which it
+remains I believe till this day.
+
+Now, personal considerations had to a great extent to be lost sight of in
+the desire to make the most of the day, and the result was that Hartley
+must have had a very bad time of it. Unfortunately perhaps for him he was
+by far the lightest member of the party; accordingly we argued that he was
+far less likely to break the rickety old ladder than we were. Again, as
+the lightest weight, he was most conveniently lowered down first over
+awkward places when they occurred.
+
+(M94)
+
+In the times which are spoken of as old, and which have also, for some not
+very definable reason, the prefix good, if you wanted your chimneys swept
+you did not employ an individual now dignified by the title of a Ramoneur,
+but you adopted the simpler plan of calling in a master sweep. This person
+would come attended by a satellite, who wore the outward form of a boy and
+was gifted with certain special physical attributes. Especially was it
+necessary that the boy should be of such a size and shape as to fit nicely
+to the chimney, not so loosely on the one hand as to have any difficulty
+in ascending by means of his knees and elbows, nor so tightly on the other
+as to run any peril of being wedged in. The boy was then inserted into the
+chimney and did all the work, while the master remained below or sat
+expectant on the roof to encourage, to preside over, and subsequently to
+profit by, his apprentice’s exertions. We adopted much the same principle.
+Hartley, as the lightest, was cast for the _rôle_ of the “jeune premier”
+or boy, while Burgener and I on physical grounds alone filled the part,
+however unworthily, of the master sweep. As a play not infrequently owes
+its success to one actor, so did our “jeune premier,” sometimes very
+literally, pull us through on the present occasion. Gallantly indeed did
+he fulfil his duty. Whether climbing up a ladder slightly out of the
+perpendicular, leaning against nothing in particular and with overhanging
+rocks above; whether let down by a rope tied round his waist, so that he
+dangled like the sign of the “Golden Fleece” outside a haberdasher’s shop,
+or hauled up smooth slabs of rock with his raiment in an untidy heap
+around his neck; in each and all of these exercises he was equally at
+home, and would be let down or would come up smiling. One place gave us
+great difficulty. An excessively steep wall of rock presented itself and
+seemed to bar the way to a higher level. A narrow crack ran some little
+way up the face, but above the rock was slightly overhanging, and the
+water trickling from some higher point had led to the formation of a huge
+bunch of gigantic icicles, which hung down from above. It was necessary to
+get past these, but impossible to cut them away, as they would have fallen
+on us below. Burgener climbed a little way up the face, planted his back
+against it, and held on to the ladder in front of him, while I did the
+same just below: by this means we kept the ladder almost perpendicular,
+but feared to press the highest rung heavily against the icicles above
+lest we should break them off. We now invited Hartley to mount up. For the
+first few steps it was easy enough; but the leverage was more and more
+against us as he climbed higher, seeing that he could not touch the rock,
+and the strain on our arms below was very severe. However, he got safely
+to the top and disappeared from view. The performance was a brilliant one,
+but, fortunately, had not to be repeated; as on a subsequent occasion, by
+a deviation of about fifteen or twenty feet, we climbed to the same spot
+in a few minutes with perfect ease and without using any ladder at all. On
+this occasion, however, we must have spent fully an hour while Hartley
+performed his feats, which were not unworthy of a Japanese acrobat. Every
+few feet of the mountain at this part gave us difficulty, and it was
+curious to notice how, on this the first occasion of travelling over the
+rock face, we often selected the wrong route in points of detail. We
+ascended from twenty to fifty feet, then surveyed right and left, up and
+down, before going any further. The minutes slipped by fast, but I have no
+doubt now that if we had had time we might have ascended to the final
+arête on this occasion. We had often to retrace our steps, and whenever we
+did so found some slightly different line by which time could have been
+saved. Though the way was always difficult nothing was impossible, and
+when the word at last was given, owing to the failing light, to descend,
+we had every reason to be satisfied with the result of the day’s
+exploration. There seemed to be little doubt that we had traversed the
+most difficult part of the mountain, and, indeed, we found on a later
+occasion, with one or two notable exceptions, that such was the case.
+
+(M95)
+
+However, at the time we did not think that, even if it were possible, it
+would be at all advisable to make our next attempt without a second guide.
+A telegram had been sent to Kaspar Maurer, instructing him to join us at
+the bivouac with all possible expedition. The excitement was thus kept up
+to the very last, for we knew not whether the message might have reached
+him, and the days of fine weather were precious.
+
+It was late in the evening when we reached again the head of the glacier,
+and the point where we had left the feeble creature who had started with
+us as a second guide. On beholding us once more he wept copiously, but
+whether his tears were those of gratitude for release from the cramped
+position in which he had spent his entire day, or of joy at seeing us safe
+again, or whether they were the natural overflow of an imbecile intellect
+stirred by any emotion whatever, it were hard to say; at any rate he wept,
+and then fell to a description of some interesting details concerning the
+proper mode of bringing up infants, and the duties of parents towards
+their children: the most important of which, in his estimation, was that
+the father of a family should run no risk whatever on a mountain. Reaching
+our bivouac, we looked anxiously down over the glacier for any signs of
+Kaspar Maurer. Two or three parties were seen crawling homewards towards
+the Montanvert over the ice-fields, but no signs of our guide were
+visible. As the shades of night, however, were falling, we were able
+indistinctly to see in the far-off distance a little black dot skipping
+over the Mer de Glace with great activity. Most eagerly did we watch the
+apparition, and when finally it headed in our direction and all doubt was
+removed as to the personality, we felt that our constant ill-luck was at
+last on the eve of changing. However, it was not till two days later that
+we left Chamouni once more for the nineteenth and, as it proved, for the
+last time to try the peak.
+
+(M96)
+
+On September 11, we sat on the rocks a few feet above the camping-place.
+Never before had we been so confident of success. The next day’s climb was
+no longer to be one of exploration. We were to start as early as the light
+would permit, and we were to go up and always up, if necessary till the
+light should fail. Possibly we might have succeeded long before if we had
+had the same amount of determination to do so that we were possessed with
+on this occasion. We had made up our minds to succeed, and felt as if all
+our previous attempts had been but a sort of training for this special
+occasion. We had gone so far as to instruct our friends below to look out
+for us on the summit between twelve and two the next day. We had even gone
+to the length of bringing a stick wherewith to make a flag-staff on the
+top. Still one, and that a very familiar source of disquietude, harassed
+us as our eyes turned anxiously to the west. A single huge band of cloud
+hung heavily right across the sky, and looked like a harbinger of evil,
+for it was of a livid colour above, and tinged with a deep crimson red
+below. My companion was despondent at the prospect it suggested, and the
+guides tapped their teeth with their forefingers when they looked in that
+direction; but it was suggested by a more sanguine person that its form
+and very watery look suggested a Band of Hope. An insinuating smell of
+savoury soup was wafted up gently from below—
+
+ Stealing and giving odour.
+
+We took courage; then descended to the tent, and took sustenance.
+
+There was no difficulty experienced in making an early start the next day,
+and the moment the grey light allowed us to see our way we set off. On
+such occasions, when the mind is strung up to a high pitch of excitement,
+odd and trivial little details and incidents fix themselves indelibly on
+the memory. I can recall as distinctly now, as if it had only happened a
+moment ago, the exact tone of voice in which Burgener, on looking out of
+the tent, announced that the weather would do. Burgener and Kaspar Maurer
+were now our guides, for our old enemy with the family ties had been paid
+off and sent away with a flea in his ear—an almost unnecessary adjunct, as
+anyone who had slept in the same tent with him could testify.
+Notwithstanding that Maurer was far from well, and rather weak, we mounted
+rapidly at first, for the way was by this time familiar enough, and we all
+meant business.
+
+(M97)
+
+Our position now was this. By our exploration on the last occasion we had
+ascertained that it was possible to ascend to a great height on the main
+mass of the mountain. From the slope of the rocks, and from the shape of
+the mountain, we felt sure that the final crest would be easy enough. We
+had then to find a way still up the face, from the point where we had
+turned back on our last attempt, to some point on the final ridge of the
+mountain. The rocks on this part we had never been able to examine very
+closely, for it is necessary to cross well over to the south-eastern face
+while ascending from the ridge between the Aiguille du Dru and the
+Aiguille Verte. A great projecting buttress of rock, some two or three
+hundred feet in height, cuts off the view of that part of the mountain
+over which we now hoped to make our way. By turning up straight behind
+this buttress, we hoped to hit off and reach the final crest just above
+the point where it merges into the precipitous north-eastern wall visible
+from the Chapeau. This part of the mountain can only be seen from the very
+head of the Glacier de la Charpoua just under the mass of the Aiguille
+Verte. But this point of view is too far off for accurate observations,
+and the strip of mountain was practically, therefore, a _terra incognita_
+to us.
+
+(M98)
+
+We followed the gully running up from the head of the glacier towards the
+ridge above mentioned, keeping well to the left. Before long it was
+necessary to cross the gully on to the main peak. To make the topography
+clearer a somewhat prosaic and domestic simile may be employed. The
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte are connected by a long sharp
+ridge, towards which we were now climbing; and this ridge is let in as it
+were into the south-eastern side of the Aiguille du Dru, much as a comb
+may be stuck into the middle of a hairbrush, the latter article
+representing the main peak. Here we employed the ladder which had been
+placed in the right position the day previously. Right glad were we to see
+the rickety old structure which had now spent four years on the mountain,
+and was much the worse for it. It creaked and groaned dismally under our
+weight and ran sharp splinters into us at all points of contact, but yet
+there was a certain companionship about the old ladder, and we seemed
+almost to regret that it was not destined to share more in our prospective
+success. A few steps on and we came to a rough cleft some five-and-twenty
+feet in depth, which had to be descended. A double rope was fastened to a
+projecting crag, and we swung ourselves down as if we were barrels of
+split peas going into a ship’s hold; then to the ascent again, and the
+excitement waxed stronger as we drew nearer to the doubtful part of the
+mountain. Still, we did not anticipate insuperable obstacles; for I think
+we were possessed with a determination to succeed, which is a sensation
+often spoken of as a presentiment of success. A short climb up an easy
+broken gully, and of a sudden we seemed to be brought to a standstill. A
+little ledge at our feet curled round a projecting crag on the left. “What
+are we to do now?” said Burgener, but with a smile on his face that left
+no doubt as to the answer. He lay flat down on the ledge and wriggled
+round the projection, disappearing suddenly from view as if the rock had
+swallowed him up. A shout proclaimed that his expectations had not been
+deceived, and we were bidden to follow; and follow we did, sticking to the
+flat face of the rock with all our power, and progressing like the skates
+down the glass sides of an aquarium tank. When the last man joined us we
+found ourselves all huddled together on a very little ledge indeed, while
+an overhanging rock above compelled us to assume the anomalous attitude
+enforced on the occupant of a little-ease dungeon. What next? An eager
+look up solved part of the doubt. “There is the way,” said Burgener,
+leaning back to get a view. “Oh, indeed,” we answered. No doubt there was
+a way, and we were glad to hear that it was possible to get up it. The
+attractions of the route consisted of a narrow flat gully plastered up
+with ice, exceeding straight and steep and crowned at the top with a
+pendulous mass of enormous icicles. The gully resembled a half-open book
+standing up on end. Enthusiasts in rock-climbing who have ascended the
+Riffelhorn from the Görner Glacier side will have met with a similar
+gully, but, as a rule, free from ice, which, in the present instance,
+constituted the chief difficulty. The ice, filling up the receding angle
+from top to bottom, rendered it impossible to find hand-hold on the rocks,
+and it was exceedingly difficult to cut steps in such a place, for the
+slabs of ice were prone to break away entire. However, the guides said
+they could get up, and asked us to keep out of the way of chance fragments
+of ice which might fall down as they ascended. So we tucked ourselves away
+on one side, and they fell to as difficult a business as could well be
+imagined. The rope was discarded, and slowly they worked up, their backs
+and elbows against one sloping wall, their feet against the other. But the
+angle was too wide to give security to this position, the more especially
+that with shortened axes they were compelled to hack out enough of the ice
+to reveal the rock below. In such places the ice is but loosely adherent,
+being raised up from the face much as pie-crust dissociates itself from
+the fruit beneath under the influence of the oven. Strike lightly with the
+axe, and a hollow sound is yielded without much impression on the ice;
+strike hard, and the whole mass breaks away. But the latter method is the
+right one to adopt, though it necessitates very hard work. No steps are
+really reliable when cut in ice of this description.
+
+(M99)
+
+The masses of ice, coming down harder and harder as they ascended without
+intermission, showed how they were working, and the only consolation that
+we had during a time that we felt to be critical, was that the guides were
+not likely to expend so much labour unless they thought that some good
+result would come of it. Suddenly there came a sharp shout and cry; then a
+crash as a great slab of ice, falling from above, was dashed into pieces
+at our feet and leaped into the air; then a brief pause, and we knew not
+what would happen next. Either the gully had been ascended or the guides
+had been pounded, and failure here might be failure altogether. It is true
+that Hartley and I had urged the guides to find a way some little distance
+to the right of the line on which they were now working; but they had
+reported that, though easy below, the route we had pointed out was
+impossible above.(5) A faint scratching noise close above us, as of a
+mouse perambulating behind a wainscot. We look up. It is the end of a
+rope. We seize it, and our pull from below is answered by a triumphant
+yell from above as the line is drawn taut. Fastening the end around my
+waist, I started forth. The gully was a scene of ruin, and I could hardly
+have believed that two axes in so short a time could have dealt so much
+destruction. Nowhere were the guides visible, and in another moment there
+was a curious sense of solitariness as I battled with the obstacles, aided
+in no small degree by the rope. The top of the gully was blocked up by a
+great cube of rock, dripping still where the icicles had just been broken
+off. The situation appeared to me to demand deliberation, though it was
+not accorded. “Come on,” said voices from above. “Up you go,” said a voice
+from below. I leaned as far back as I could, and felt about for a
+hand-hold. There was none. Everything seemed smooth. Then right, then
+left; still none. So I smiled feebly to myself, and called out, “Wait a
+minute.” This was of course taken as an invitation to pull vigorously,
+and, struggling and kicking like a spider irritated by tobacco smoke, I
+topped the rock and lent a hand on the rope for Hartley to follow. Then we
+learnt that a great mass of ice had broken away under Maurer’s feet while
+they were in the gully, and that he must have fallen had not Burgener
+pinned him to the rock with one hand. From the number of times that this
+escape was described to us during that day and the next, I am inclined to
+think that it was rather a near thing. At the time, and often since, I
+have questioned myself as to whether we could have got up this passage
+without the rope let down from above. I think either of us could have done
+it in time with a companion. It was necessary for two to be in the gully
+at the same time, to assist each other. It was necessary also to discard
+the rope, which in such a place could only be a source of danger. But no
+amateur should have tried the passage on that occasion without confidence
+in his own powers, and without absolute knowledge of the limit of his own
+powers. If the gully had been free from ice it would have been much
+easier.
+
+(M100)
+
+“The worst is over now,” said Burgener. I was glad to hear it, but,
+looking upwards, had my doubts. The higher we went the bigger the rocks
+seemed to be. Still there was a way, and it was not so very unlike what I
+had, times out of mind, pictured to myself in imagination. Another tough
+scramble and we stood on a comparatively extensive ledge. With elation we
+observed that we had now climbed more than half of the only part of the
+mountain of the nature of which we were uncertain. A few steps on and
+Burgener grasped me suddenly by the arm. “Do you see the great red rock up
+yonder?” he whispered, hoarse with excitement—“in ten minutes we shall be
+there and on the arête, and then——” Nothing could stop us now; but a
+feverish anxiety to see what lay beyond, to look on the final slope which
+we knew must be easy, impelled us on, and we worked harder than ever to
+overcome the last few obstacles. The ten minutes expanded into something
+like thirty before we really reached the rock. Of a sudden the mountain
+seemed to change its form. For hours we had been climbing the hard, dry
+rocks. Now these appeared suddenly to vanish from under our feet, and once
+again our eyes fell on snow which lay thick, half hiding, half revealing,
+the final slope of the ridge. A glance along it showed that we had not
+misjudged. Even the cautious Maurer admitted that, as far as we could see,
+all appeared promising. And now, with the prize almost within our grasp, a
+strange desire to halt and hang back came on. Burgener tapped the rock
+with his axe, and we seemed somehow to regret that the way in front of us
+must prove comparatively easy. Our foe had almost yielded, and it appeared
+something like cruelty to administer the final _coup de grâce_. We could
+already anticipate the half-sad feeling with which we should reach the top
+itself. It needed but little to make the feeling give way. Some one cried
+“Forwards,” and instantly we were all in our places again, and the
+leader’s axe crashed through the layers of snow into the hard blue ice
+beneath. A dozen steps, and then a short bit of rock scramble; then more
+steps along the south side of the ridge, followed by more rock, and the
+ridge beyond, which had been hidden for a minute or two, stretched out
+before us again as we topped the first eminence. Better and better it
+looked as we went on. “See there,” cried Burgener suddenly, “the actual
+top!”
+
+(M101)
+
+There was no possibility of mistaking the two huge stones we had so often
+looked at from below. They seemed, in the excitement of the moment, misty
+and blurred for a brief space, but grew clear again as I passed my hand
+over my eyes and seemed to swallow something. A few feet below the
+pinnacles and on the left was one of those strange arches formed by a
+great transverse boulder, so common near the summits of these aiguilles,
+and through the hole we could see blue sky. Nothing could lay beyond, and,
+still better, nothing could be above. On again, while we could scarcely
+stand still in the great steps the leader set his teeth to hack out. Then
+there came a short troublesome bit of snow scramble, where the heaped-up
+cornice had fallen back from the final rock. There we paused for a moment,
+for the summit was but a few feet from us, and Hartley, who was ahead,
+courteously allowed me to unrope and go on first. In a few seconds I
+clutched at the last broken rocks, and hauled myself up on to the sloping
+summit. There for a moment I stood alone gazing down on Chamouni. The
+holiday dream of five years was accomplished; the Aiguille du Dru was
+climbed. Where in the wide world will you find a sport able to yield
+pleasure like this?
+
+Mountaineers are often asked, “What did you do when you got to the top?”
+With regard to this peak the same question has often been put to me, and I
+have often answered it, but, it must be confessed, always suppressing one
+or two facts. I do not know why I should conceal them now any longer, the
+more especially as I think there is a moral to be drawn from my
+experience, or I would still keep it locked up. I had tried so hard and so
+long to get up this little peak, that some reaction of mind was not
+improbable; but it took a turn which I had never before and have never
+since experienced in the slightest degree. For a second or two—it cannot
+have been longer—all the past seemed blotted out, all consciousness of
+self, all desire of life was lost, and I was seized with an impulse almost
+incontrollable to throw myself down the vertical precipice which lay
+immediately at my feet. I know not now, though the feeling is still and
+always will be intensely vivid, how it was resisted, but at the sound of
+the voices below the faculties seemed to return each to its proper place,
+and with the restoration of the mental balance the momentary idea of
+violently overturning the physical balance vanished. What has happened to
+one may have happened to others. It appeared to me quite different from
+what is known as mountain vertigo. In fact, I never moved at all from
+where I stood, and awoke, as it were, to find myself looking calmly down
+the identical place. It may be that the mental equilibrium under similar
+circumstances has not always been so fortunately restored, and that thus
+calamities on the mountains may have taken place. In another minute the
+rest of the party ascended, and we were all reposing on the hard-won
+summit.
+
+(M102)
+
+Far below a little white speck representing Couttet’s Hotel was well in
+view, and towards this we directed our telescope. We could make out a few
+individuals wandering listlessly about, but there did not seem to be much
+excitement; in front of the Imperial Hotel, however, we were pleased to
+imagine that we saw somebody gazing in our direction. Accordingly, with
+much pomp and ceremony, the stick—which it may be stated was borrowed
+without leave—was fixed into a little cleft and tightly wedged in; then,
+to my horror, Burgener, with many chuckles at his own foresight and at the
+completeness of his equipment, produced from a concealed pocket a piece of
+scarlet flannel strongly suggestive of a baby’s under garment, and tied it
+on to the stick. I protested in vain; in a moment the objectionable rag
+was floating proudly in the breeze. However, it seemed to want airing.
+Determined that our ascent should be placed beyond doubt in the eyes of
+any subsequent visitors, we ransacked our stores, and were enabled to
+leave the following articles:—One half-pint bottle containing our names,
+preserved by a paper stopper from the inclemency of the weather; two
+wooden wedges of unknown use, two ends of string, three burnt fusees,
+divers chips, one stone man of dwarf proportions, the tenpenny stick, and
+the infant’s petticoat.
+
+There is a popular belief that the main object of climbing up a mountain
+is to get a view from the top. It may therefore be a matter of regret to
+some, but it will certainly be a matter of great congratulation to many
+others, that of the view obtained I can say but little. Chamouni looked
+very nice, however, from this distance. Turning towards the Aiguille Verte
+we were astonished to notice that this great mass appeared to tower far
+less above us than might have been expected from its much greater height
+and close proximity. On the other hand, the lower south-eastern peak of
+the Aiguille du Dru seemed much more below us than we had imagined would
+be the case. It is a moot point in mountaineering circles how much
+difference between two closely contiguous points is necessary in order
+that they may be rated as individual peaks. At the time we estimated the
+difference between the two peaks of our Aiguille to be about 80 feet, but
+Hartley, who has since climbed the lower point, estimates that the
+difference between the two must be at the very least 120 feet. Still, the
+comparative meagreness of the panorama did not affect our spirits, nor
+detract in any appreciable degree from the completeness of the expedition.
+The Aiguille du Dru is essentially an expedition only for those who love a
+good climb for climbing’s sake. Every step, every bit of scrambling,
+was—and is still—a pleasure.
+
+(M103)
+
+We had reached the top at half-past twelve, so that our estimate of the
+time required had been a very accurate one. After spending three-quarters
+of an hour on the summit we turned to the descent with regret, and
+possessed with much the same feeling as a schoolboy on Black Monday, who
+takes an affectionate farewell of all sorts of inanimate objects. Very
+difficult the descent proved to be. We were so anxious, now that our
+efforts had been finally crowned with success, that the whole expedition
+should pass off without the least misadventure, that we went much more
+slowly, and took more elaborate precautions than under ordinary
+circumstances would have been deemed necessary. From the start we had
+agreed that, whatever the hour, nothing should persuade us to hurry the
+least in the descent. On such mountains, however, as the Aiguille du Dru
+it is easier on the whole to get down than to get up, especially if a good
+supply of spare rope be included in the equipment. At three places we
+found it advisable to fix ropes in order to assist our progress. It was
+curious to observe how marvellously the aspect of the mountain was changed
+as we looked down the places up which we had climbed so recently; and
+there were so many deviations from the straight line, that the way was
+very difficult to find at all. Indeed, Burgener alone could hit it off
+with certainty, and, though last on the rope, directed the way without
+ever making the slightest mistake at any part. We followed precisely the
+same route as in ascending, and noticed few if any places where this route
+was capable of improvement, or even of alteration.
+
+Not till nearly five o’clock did we regain our abandoned store of
+provisions; the sight of the little white packets, and especially of a
+certain can of tinned meat, seen at a considerable distance below, incited
+us to great exertions, for since ten in the morning we had partaken of
+nothing but a sandwich crushed out of all recognisable shape. Ignoring the
+probability of being benighted on the rocks, we caroused merrily on
+seltzer water and the contents of the tin can. It seemed almost a pity to
+quit for good these familiar rocks on which we had spent such a glorious
+time, and the sun was sinking low behind the Brévent range, and the rocks
+were all darkened in the grey shadows, before the guides could persuade us
+to pack up and resume our journey. Very little time was lost in descending
+when we had once started, but before we had reached a certain little
+sloping ledge furnished with a collection of little pointed stones, and
+known as the breakfast place, the darkness had overtaken us. The glacier
+lay only a few feet below, when the mist which had been long threatening
+swept up and closed in around us. The crevasses at the head of the glacier
+were so complicated, and the snow bridges so fragile, that we thought it
+wiser not to go on at once, but to wait till the snow should have had time
+to harden. So we sat down under an overhanging rock, and made believe that
+we enjoyed the fun. Hartley wedged a stone under his waist, as if he were
+the hind wheel of a waggon going uphill, and imitated the inaction and
+attitude of a person going to sleep. The guides retired to a little
+distance and, as is their wont when inactive, fell to a warm discussion
+over the dimensions of the different chamois they had shot, each of course
+outvying the other in turn. The game has this merit at least, when there
+is plenty of spare time at disposal, that if the players only begin low
+enough down in the animal scale it is practically unlimited.
+
+(M104)
+
+Before long the situation ceased to be amusing, as we found that we had
+managed to get wet through in the gully, and that the slowly falling
+temperature was exceedingly unpleasant. I converted a cowhide knapsack
+into a temporary foot-warmer, much to the detriment of such articles of
+food as were still stored in its recesses, and tucked a boot under each
+arm to keep the leather from hardening. Then we fell to discussing what we
+would have next day for breakfast, and for some two hours found a certain
+amount of solace in disputing over the merits of divers dainty dishes.
+Even this fertile subject failed at length to give adequate satisfaction.
+The ledge became colder and colder, and new spiky little points appeared
+to develop every moment. The argument of the sportsmen grew fainter, and
+we became slowly chilled through. For a while the mind became more active,
+but less logical, and fanciful visions crowded thickly through it. On such
+occasions it is seldom possible to fix the thoughts on events immediately
+past. To my drowsy gaze the mist seemed to take the form of our native
+fogs, while the condition of the ledge suggested obtrusively a newly
+macadamised road. Almost at will I could transport myself in imagination
+to the metropolis I had so recently left, or back again to the wild little
+ledge on which we were stranded. Following up the train of sensations, it
+was easy to conceive how reason might fail altogether, and how gradually,
+as the senses became numbed one by one, delirium might supervene from cold
+and exposure—as has often happened to arctic travellers. The thoughts flew
+off far afield, and pictured the exact contrast of the immediate
+surroundings. I saw a brilliantly lighted street with long rows of flaming
+lamps. The windows of the clubhouses shone out as great red and orange
+squares and oblongs. Carriages dashed by, cabs oscillated down the roads.
+Elegantly attired youths about to commence their wakeful period (why are
+men who only know the seamy side of life called “men of the world”? Is it
+so bad a world, my masters?) were strolling off to places of
+entertainment. A feeble, ragged creature crept along in the shadows. A
+worn, bright-eyed girl, just free from work which had begun at early dawn,
+dragged her aching limbs homewards, but stopped a moment to glance with
+envy at a mamma and two fair daughters crossing the pavement to their
+carriage; light, life, bustle, crowding everywhere. Faster and faster
+follow the shifting scenes till the visions jostle and become confused——A
+crack, a distant sound of a falling shower of stones, a hiss as they fall
+on to the snow slopes below. The eyes open, but the mind only half awakes,
+and almost immediately dreams again, with changed visions of comfortable
+rooms, in which the flickering light of a coal fire now throws up, now
+half conceals the close-drawn curtains, or the familiar form of books and
+pictures; visions of some formless individual with slippered feet disposed
+at judicious distance from the blazing coals, of soft carpets and deep
+arm-chairs moulded by long use into the precise intaglio adapted to the
+human frame; visions of a warm flood of subdued light, of things steaming
+gently with curling wreaths of vapour. All these passed in order before
+the mind, called up by the incantation of discomfort out of the cauldron
+of misery, like unto the regal display manifested to that impulsive and
+somewhat over-married individual, Macbeth.
+
+(M105)
+
+But before long it was most difficult to picture these pleasant sights so
+vividly as to become altogether oblivious of an exceedingly chilly
+personality, and ultimately human nature triumphed, and the _ego_ in a
+rather frozen state became again paramount. I had begun to calculate the
+number of hours we might have to remain where we were, and the probable
+state in which we should be next morning, when of a sudden the mist
+lifted, and disclosed the glacier just below feebly lit up by the rising
+moon. We sprang instantly to our feet, almost as instantaneously returning
+to our former positions by reason of the exceeding stiffness and cramp
+begotten of the cold. The guides, leaving their discussion at a point
+where the last speaker had, in imagination, shot a chamois about the size
+of an elephant, descended to inspect the ice. The snow bridges were
+pronounced secure, and we were soon across the crevasses, but found to our
+disgust that we had rather overdone the waiting. The slope was hard
+frozen, and in the dim light it was found necessary to cut steps nearly
+the whole way down the glacier. For five hours and a half were we thus
+engaged, and did not reach our camp till 2.30 A.M. Never did the tent look
+so comfortable as on that morning. If, as was remarked of Mrs. Gamp’s
+apartment in Kingsgate Street, High Holborn, to the contented mind a
+cottage is a palace, so to the weary frame may a tent be a luxurious
+hotel. We rushed over the loose rocks by the snout of the glacier, and ran
+helter-skelter for our bivouac. From the circumstance that the invariable
+struggle for the best pillow was usually brief, and that one of the party
+was discovered next morning wrong end foremost in his sleeping bag with
+his boots still on his feet, I am disposed to think that we were not long
+in dropping off to sleep; but the unstudied attitudes of the party
+suggested rather four revellers returning from a Greenwich dinner in a
+four-wheeled cab over a cobbled road than a company of sober mountaineers.
+By seven o’clock, however, the predominant thought of breakfast so
+asserted itself that we woke up and looked out.
+
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+
+The first object that met our gaze was a large sheet of paper, affixed to
+the rock just in front of the tent, and bearing the simple inscription
+“Hooray!” This led us to surmise that our success was already known below;
+for the author of the legend had returned to Chamouni the previous
+evening, after having seen us on the summit. To each man was apportioned
+the burden he should bear of the camp equipage. Such a collection of pots
+and pans and other paraphernalia had we amassed gradually during our stay,
+that our appearance as we crossed the glacier suggested rather that of
+certain inhabitants of Lagado mentioned in Gulliver’s voyage to Laputa. By
+nine o’clock we had deposited our burdens at the Montanvert and,
+disregarding the principles of the sages above referred to, ventured to
+corrode our lungs by articulating our wants to the landlord. This worthy
+received us with more than his usual affability, for the tidings of our
+success had in truth already reached the inn. A bottle of conical form was
+produced, the cork drawn with a monstrous explosion, and some very
+indifferent fluid poured out as a token of congratulation. In spite of,
+perhaps in consequence of, these early libations, we skipped down the
+well-worn and somewhat unsavoury path with great nimbleness, and in an
+hour or so found ourselves on the level path leading along the valley to
+Chamouni by the English church. There, I am pleased to record, the first
+man to congratulate us was our old friend M. Gabriel Loppé, without whose
+kindly sympathy and constant encouragement I doubt if we should have ever
+persevered to our successful end. It mattered little to us that but few of
+the Chamouni guides gave us credit for having really ascended the peak,
+for most of them maintained that we had merely reached a point on the
+south-east face of the lower summit; indeed, to those not so familiar with
+the details of the mountain as we were, it might well seem hard to realise
+that the crag jutting out on the right, as seen from Chamouni, is really
+the actual summit.
+
+Such is the record of the most fascinating rock climb with which I am
+acquainted. From beginning to end it is interesting. There is no wearisome
+tramping over loose moraine and no great extent of snow-field to traverse.
+The rocks are wondrously firm and big, and peculiarly unlike those on
+other mountains, even on many of the aiguilles about Chamouni.
+
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+
+An odd code of mountaineering morality has gradually sprung into
+existence, and ideas as to what is fair and sportsmanlike in mountain
+climbing are somewhat peculiar. People speak somewhat vaguely of
+“artificial aid,” and are wont to criticise in very severe language the
+employment of such assistance, at the same time finding it rather hard, if
+driven into a corner, to define what they mean by the term. It would seem
+that artificial aid may signify the driving of iron pegs into rocks when
+nature has provided insufficient hand or foot-hold. Such a proceeding is
+considered highly improper. To cut a step in ice is right, but to chisel
+out a step on rock is in the highest degree unjustifiable. Again, a ladder
+may be used without critical animadversion to bridge a crevasse, but its
+employment over a rock cleft is tabooed. A certain amount of
+mountaineering equipment is not only considered proper, but those who go
+on the mountains without it are spoken of with great asperity, and called
+very hard names; but the equipment must not include anything beyond
+hobnails, rope, axes, and possibly a ladder for a crevasse; any other
+contrivance is sniffed at contemptuously as artificial aid. Rockets and
+such like are usually only mentioned in order to be condemned; while
+grapnels, chains, and crampons are held to be the inventions of the fiend.
+Why these unwritten laws should exist in such an imaginary code it is hard
+to see. Perhaps we must not consider too curiously on the matter. For my
+own part, if it could be proved that by no possible means could a given
+bad passage be traversed without some such aid, nor turned by another
+route, I should not hesitate to adopt any mechanical means to the desired
+end. As a matter of fact, in the Alps scarcely any such places exist for
+those who have taken the trouble to learn how to climb, and there are none
+on the Aiguille du Dru. We used our ladder often enough in exploring the
+mountain, but when we actually ascended it we employed it in one place
+only, saving thereby at least an hour of invaluable time. Indeed,
+subsequent explorers have found such to be the case; and Mr. W. E.
+Davidson, in a recent ascent of the mountain, was able to find his way
+without invoking the assistance of either ladder or fixed ropes. In a
+marvellously short space of time, too, did he get up and down the peak on
+which we had spent hours without number. Still, this is the fate of all
+mountains. The mountaineers who make the third ascent are, usually, able
+to sweep away the blushing honours that the first climbers might fondly
+hope they had invested the mountain with. A word, a stroke of the pen,
+will do it. The peaks do not yield gradually from their high estate, but
+fall, like Lucifer, from summit to ultimate destination, and are suddenly
+converted from “the most difficult mountain in the Alps” to “Oh yes; a
+fine peak, but not a patch upon Mount So-and-so.” It is but with the
+mountains as with other matters of this life, save in this respect, that
+once deposed they never can hope to reign again supreme. Statements
+concerning our fellow-creatures when of a depreciatory, and still more
+when of a scandal-flavoured, nature, are always believed by nine people
+out of ten to be, if not absolutely true, at any rate well-founded enough
+for repetition. A different estimate of the standard of veracity to be met
+with in this world is assumed when the remarks are favourable. Even so may
+it be, in some instances, with the mountains. The prestige that clings to
+a maiden peak is like the bark on a wand: peel it off, and it cannot be
+replaced; the bough withers, and is cast to one side, its character
+permanently altered.
+
+(M108)
+
+We would fain have rested that evening, but the edict went forth that
+festivities were to take place in honour of the ascent, and, to tell the
+truth, that evening was not the least fatiguing part of the whole affair.
+The opportunity was too good to be lost, especially as the customary mode
+of testifying congratulations by firing off divers podgy little cannons,
+had been omitted. Preparations were made for a display of fireworks on a
+large scale. Some six rockets of moderately soaring ambition were placed
+in order on the grass-plot in front of the hotel. A skilful pyrotechnist,
+who knew the right end to which to apply the match, was placed in charge,
+and fussed about a great deal. A very little table covered with a white
+cloth, and on which were displayed several bottles, reminded the crowd of
+loafers who assembled expectant as the darkness came on, that a carousal
+was meditated. At last the word was given, and the pyrotechnist, beaming
+with pride, advanced bearing a lighted taper attached to the end of a
+stick of judicious length. A hush of expectancy followed, and experienced
+persons retired to sheltered corners. The fireworks behaved as they
+usually do. They fizzed prodigiously, and went off in the most unexpected
+directions. One rocket, rather weak in the waist, described, after a
+little preliminary spluttering, an exceedingly sharp, corkscrew-like
+series of curves, and then turned head-over-heels with astounding rapidity
+on the lawn, like a rabbit shot through the head, and there lay flat,
+spluttering out its gunpowdery vitals. Another was perfectly unmoved at
+the initial application of the kindling flame, but then suddenly began to
+swell up in an alarming way, causing the pyrotechnist, who had no previous
+experience of this phenomenon, to retreat somewhat hastily. However, one
+of the rockets rose to a height of some five-and-twenty feet, much to the
+operator’s satisfaction, and we were all able to congratulate him warmly
+on his contribution to our entertainment as we emerged from our places of
+security.
+
+(M109)
+
+A series of smaller explosions, resulting from the drawing of corks, was
+the next item in the programme, and appeared to give more general
+satisfaction. Then the bell rang, and the master of the ceremonies
+announced that the ball was about to commence. Some over-zealous person
+had unfortunately sought to improve the condition of the floor for
+dancing, by tracing an arabesque pattern on the boards with water, using
+for the purpose a tin pot with a convenient leak at the bottom. It
+followed that the exercise of waltzing in thick boots was more laborious
+than graceful. Without, the villagers crowded at the windows to gaze upon
+our fantastic gyrations. But little formality had been observed in
+organising the ball; in fact, the ceremony of issuing cards of invitation
+had been replaced by ringing a bell and displaying a placard on which it
+was announced that the dance would commence at nine o’clock. However, the
+enjoyment appeared to be none the less keen, for all that the dancers were
+breathing fairly pure air, taking no champagne, and not fulfilling any
+social duty. But for the costumes the gathering might have been mistaken
+for a fashionable entertainment. All the recognised types to be met with
+in a London ball-room were there. The conversation, judging from the
+fragments overheard, did not appear to be below the average standard of
+intellectuality. The ladies, who came from the various hotels of Chamouni,
+displayed, as most English girls do—_pace_ the jealous criticism of
+certain French writers, more smart than observant—their curious faculty of
+improvising ball costume exactly suitable to the occasion. There was a
+young man who had a pair of white gloves, and was looked upon with awe in
+consequence, and who, in the intervals of the dances, slid about in an
+elegant manner instead of walking. There was a middle-aged person of
+energetic temperament who skipped and hopped like the little hills, and
+kept everything going—including the refreshments. There was a captious and
+cynical person, who frowned horribly, and sat in a corner in the verandah
+with an altogether superior air, and who, in support of the character,
+smoked a cigar of uncertain botanical pedigree provided by the hotel,
+which disagreed with him and increased his splenetic mood. Elsewhere, at
+more fashionable gatherings, he would have leaned against doorposts,
+cultivated a dejected demeanour, and got very much in other people’s way.
+There was a pianist who was a very clever artist, and found out at once
+the notes that yielded no response on the instrument, and who, like his
+more fashionable analogue, regularly required stimulants after playing a
+waltz. It mattered little what he played—polka, waltz, galop, or
+mazurka—whatever the tune, the couples all rotated more or less slowly
+about; so it was evidently an English gathering. At such impromptu dances
+there is always a strong desire to show off musical talent. No sooner did
+the hireling pianist desist than a little cluster gathered around the
+instrument, assured him that he must be tired, and volunteered to play.
+Finally he was induced to rest, and a young lady who knew “Rousseau’s
+Dream,” or some tune very like it, triumphantly seated herself and
+favoured the company with that air in waltz time, whereat the unsuccessful
+candidates for the seat smiled scornfully at each other, and rolled up
+their eyes, and would not dance. So they, in turn, triumphed, and the
+young lady blushed, and said she had never seen such a stupid set of
+people, and went away and sat by her parents, and thought the world was
+indeed hollow. The hireling came back, and all went on merrily again.
+
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+
+In the yard outside the crowd increased. In the midst of the throng could
+be seen Maurer, resplendent in a shirt the front of which was like unto a
+petrified bath-towel, wearing a coat many sizes too large, his face
+beaming with smiles and shining from the effects of drinks offered in the
+spirit of good fellowship on all sides. Close by stood Burgener,
+displaying similar physiognomical phenomena, his natural free movements
+hampered by the excessive tightness of some garments with which an admirer
+of smaller girth had presented him. Let us do justice to the guides of
+Chamouni, who might not unnaturally have found some cause for
+disappointment that the peak had been captured by strangers in the land.
+On this occasion, at any rate, they offered the hand of good fellowship,
+and listened with admiring attention while our guides, in an unknown
+tongue, expatiated on the difficulties and dangers they had successfully
+overcome—difficulties which did not appear to become less by frequent
+repetition. Let us leave them there. They did their work thoroughly well,
+and might be pardoned, under all the circumstances, for a little swagger.
+
+(M111)
+
+The days grow shorter apace. The sun has barely time to make the ice peaks
+glisten, ere the cold shadows creep over again. Snow lies thick on ledge
+and cranny, and only the steepest mountain faces show dark through the
+powdery veil. Bleak night winds whistle around the beetling crags and
+whirl and chevy the wreathing snow-clouds, making weird music in these
+desolate fastnesses, while the glaciers and snow-fields collect fresh
+strength against the time when their relentless destroyer shall attack
+them once again at an advantage. The scene is changed. The clear air, the
+delicate purity of the Alpine tints are but recollections, and have given
+way to fog, mist, slush, and smoke-laden atmosphere. Would you recall
+these mountain pictures? Draw close the curtains, stir the coals into an
+indignant crackling blaze, and fashion, in the rising smoke, the mountain
+vista. How easy it is to unlock the storehouse of the mind where these
+images are stowed away! how these scenes crowd back into the mind! What
+keener charm than to pass in review the memories of these simple,
+wholesome pleasures; to see again, as clear as in the reality, every
+ledge, every hand and foot-hold; to feel the fingers tingle and the
+muscles instinctively contract at the recollection of some tough scramble
+on rock or glacier? The pleasures of the Alps endure long after the actual
+experience, and are but invested; whether the interest can be derived by
+any one but the actual investor is a matter for others to decide. For my
+own part, I can only wish that any one could possibly derive a hundredth
+part of the pleasure in reading, that I have had in writing, of our
+adventures.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VII.
+
+
+ BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS
+
+
+ 1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+
+ On well-ordered intellects—The drawbacks of accurate
+ memory—Sub-Alpine walks: their admirers and their
+ recommendations—The “High Level Route”—The Ruinette—An infallible
+ prescription for ill-humour—A climb and a meditation on grass
+ slopes—The agile person’s acrobatic feats—The psychological
+ effects of sunrise—The ascent of the Ruinette—We return to our
+ mutton at Arolla—A vision on the hill-side.
+
+ 2. _A Little Maiden._
+
+ Saas in the olden days—A neglected valley—The mountains drained
+ dry—A curious omission—The Portienhorn, and its good points as a
+ mountain—The chef produces a masterpiece—An undesirable tenement
+ to be let unfurnished—An evicted family—A rapid act of
+ mountaineering—On the pleasures of little climbs—The various
+ methods of making new expeditions on one mountain—On the
+ mountaineer who has nothing to learn, and his consequent
+ ignorance.
+
+
+
+
+ 1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+
+
+There are some, and they are considered, on the whole, fortunate by less
+highly gifted individuals, who possess minds as accurately divided up into
+receptacles for the storage of valuable material as a honeycomb. Every
+scrap of information acquired by the owner of such a well-ordered
+intellect is duly sifted, purged, ticketed, and finally pigeon-holed in
+its proper cell, whence it could undoubtedly be drawn out at any future
+time for reference, were it not for the fact that the pigeon-holes are all
+so very much alike that the geometrically minded man commonly forgets the
+number of the shelf to which he has relegated his item of knowledge. He
+need not really regret that this should be the case; persons with this
+exceedingly well-ordered form of mind are apt to be a little too precise
+for ordinary folk, and may even by the captious be rated as dull
+creatures. A love for the beautiful is not usually associated with
+excessively tidy habits of mind. An artist’s studio in apple-pie order
+would seem as unnatural as a legal document drawn up on æsthetic
+principles. If the truth be told, the picturesque is always associated
+with—not to mince matters—the dirty; and the city of Hygeia, however
+commendably free from the latter quality, would be but a dreary and
+unattractive town. Nor would it, as seems to be sometimes supposed, be
+quite a paradise to that terrible and minatory person, the sanitarian. On
+the contrary, he would probably be found dining with the undertaker—off
+approved viands—and the pair would be bewailing the hard times.
+
+(M112)
+
+I knew a man once who was marvellously proud of a certain little cabinet,
+devoted to the reception of keys, all of which were arranged in a
+remarkably orderly manner. He was fond of demonstrating the system, which
+seemed, in truth, highly business-like; but I lost faith one day in his
+method, on finding that he did not know the locks which the several keys
+were constructed respectively to open. It is with the mind’s eye as with
+the bodily eye. We are able only to focus sharply one thing at a time, and
+the beauty of a given view, from the physiological standpoint, consists in
+the softened indistinctness of all objects out of the range of absolute
+focus—a fact of which the early Florentine artists evinced a curious
+disregard, and which their modern imitators, who, at least in our
+scientific age, ought to know something of the elementary laws of optics,
+render themselves somewhat ridiculous by servilely copying. So is it also
+with the memory. A certain indistinctness of detail often renders the
+recollection even more pleasing; we may be able only to reproduce from the
+pigeon-hole, as it were, a rather indistinct, blotted-in impression, but
+as the artist would be fully justified in working up such a study into a
+finished picture, so may the writer be allowed also to elaborate from his
+mental sketch a complete work. Now, in wandering in those numerous
+districts in the mountains of Switzerland which cannot properly be classed
+as sub-Alpine, and yet are not lofty enough to warrant their explorer in
+dignifying his rambles by the term “climbing,” one great charm consists in
+the fact that, while everything is pleasing, there is no distinct
+objective point that we are bidden to admire. The critical tendency is a
+very constant factor in human character, and the chief business the
+professional critic has to learn consists in finding out how far he may
+legitimately go, and how he may best say what he is called upon to
+express. Now even the least critical of our race, the gushing section of
+humanity, feel irresistibly disposed to cavil at anything they are told
+they must admire. Perhaps, though, it is not the critical attributes which
+come out on such occasions in them. Possibly it is but an example of that
+still more uniformly found characteristic of man and woman, a quality
+which, in the process of the descent of our species, has been handed down
+without the least alteration from such lower animals as the mule for
+instance, and for which, oddly enough, we have no proper term in our
+language this side of the water, but know it as “cussedness.”
+
+(M113)
+
+Most travellers hear with a slight feeling of relief, on arriving at their
+destination and inquiring what there is to be seen, that there is nothing
+in particular, and the sub-Alpine walker has this charm perpetually with
+him. His expedition cannot fail, for it does not aim at any particular
+object on the attainment of which it depends whether he considers himself
+successful or not. These sub-Alpine walks and rambles form the background,
+the setting, the frame, and the surrounding of the more sharply defined
+and more memorable high expeditions. Perhaps these are but the sentiments
+of advancing mountaineering age; certainly they may be heard most often
+from those who have reached that period of life when they no longer pay
+heed to wrinkles in their trousers, when they are somewhat exacting in the
+matter of club dinners, and when they object strongly to receiving
+assistance from younger folk in putting on their overcoats. Howbeit, as we
+may recall the statement made in the “Delectus,”—
+
+ Neque semper arcum
+ Tendit Apollo,
+
+even so does the mountaineer occasionally relax his muscles, and find
+pleasure in the Alpine midlands. Moreover, the writer feels that the
+perpetual breathing of rarefied air may be apt to induce too great a
+strain on his readers, and recollects that a piano always tuned to concert
+pitch is not so harmonious an instrument as one occasionally unstrung; so
+some relief is at times necessary. Contrast, inasmuch as nature provides
+it on every hand, we may be sure is a thing for which man has an
+instinctive craving; and to my mind, at least, a picture in which rich
+colouring is introduced, and where the result of the blending is
+harmonious, is more satisfactory than the work which appeals by what I
+believe artists would call “tone.” The principle applies rather widely. We
+may have observed that young ladies of prepossessing appearance love to be
+accompanied by dogs of repulsive mien. The costermonger, again, if
+possessed, as he always is, of a hoarse voice, is not completely equipped
+unless provided with a boy companion capable of sending forth in alternate
+measure the shrillest cries which the human larynx is capable of emitting.
+Thus may the pair better vaunt their wares, compel attention, and attract
+notice. The same objects, at any rate the latter two, influence an author,
+and not only in all cases, it would seem, when he is actually engaged in
+writing. So our expeditions, now to be described, may be looked upon as
+material for contrast, and may be skipped if thought fit—at any rate by
+purchasers—without risk of wounding the writer’s feelings.
+
+(M114)
+
+Some years ago we were travelling over that district of the Alps which to
+the true lover of mountain scenery can never become hackneyed—that is, the
+stretch of glacier land between Chamouni and Zermatt, first made known by
+Messrs. Foster, Jacomb, Winkfield, and others, and known to mountaineers
+as the “high-level route.” We had reached Monvoisin, then, possibly still,
+one of the cosiest and most comfortable little inns to be found among the
+mountains. An immense variety of first-rate glacier passes of moderate
+difficulty lie between this Val de Bagne and the Arolla valley; the Col de
+la Serpentine, the Col Gétroz, the Col de Breney, the Col Chermontane, and
+others, all of high interest and varied scenery, tempt the walker
+according to his powers. We selected on this occasion the Col du Mont
+Rouge, having a design on the bold little peak towering just above the
+Col, and known as the Ruinette. This peak, it may be at once mentioned,
+was ascended for the first time in 1865 by Mr. Edward Whymper, a
+mountaineer who has never ceased happily to add to his spoils and trophies
+since in all parts of the globe, and who, unlike most of the clan, has
+kept in the front rank from the day he first climbed an Alpine slope.
+
+(M115)
+
+We arrived soaked through, and with deplorably short tempers, at the hotel
+at Monvoisin. Now tobacco has been vaunted as a palliative to persons in
+this emotional state. Liquid remedies, described by the vulgar-minded as
+“a drop of something short,” or, more tersely, “a wet,” have been
+recommended as tending to induce a healthier state of mind. But there is
+one specific remedy which never fails, and to this by tacit consent we at
+once resorted.
+
+Even as one touch of nature has been stated, on reliable authority, to
+make the whole world kin, so may one touch of a lucifer match, if
+discreetly applied beneath well-seasoned logs, induce even in the most
+irritable and wearied individual a change of feeling and a calm
+contentment. As the logs crackled and spluttered, hissing like angry cats,
+so did the prescription purge away, if not the evil humours, at any rate
+the ill-humour engendered by sore feet and damp raiment, till it vanished
+with the smoke up the chimney. As a matter of actual fact, however, it
+ought to be stated that the greater part of the smoke at first made its
+way into the room. Before long, assisted by a passable dinner, which acts
+on such conditions of mind as do the remedies known to the learned in
+medicine as “derivatives,” we waxed monstrous merry. We laughed heartily
+at our own jokes, and with almost equal fervour at those of other people—a
+very creditable state of feeling, as any who have associated much with
+facetiously disposed folk will be ready to acknowledge. As the evening
+wore on, and the fire burnt lower, we became more silent and thoughtful,
+watching the pale blue and green tongues of flame licking round the
+charred logs. There is a pleasure, too, in this state. No one felt
+disposed to break the charm of thoughtfulness in the company by throwing
+on fresh fuel. The fire had done its work, had helped matters on, had left
+things a little better than it found them—an epitome of a good and useful
+life. The embers fell together at last, throwing up but a few short-lived
+sparks; nothing remained but the recollection of what had been once so
+bright, and a heap of ashes—a fit emblem; for one of the party who was the
+life and soul of the expedition can never again join in body with us in
+the Alps, or revisit those Alpine midlands he loved so keenly. We rose
+from our seats and threw back the curtains from the window. The mists had
+vanished, and with them all doubt and all uncertainty, while the stream of
+light from the full moon seemed a promise of peace and rest from
+elsewhere.
+
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+
+At an early period of a walk there is always the greatest objection to
+putting forth exertion, the result of which has almost immediately to be
+undone. That man is indeed robust, and possessed of three times the
+ordinary amount of brass, if he fails not to find it distasteful to walk
+up a hill at the end of an expedition, or down one at the commencement.
+The drawback to the commanding position of the hotel at Monvoisin lies in
+the fact that it is absolutely necessary to descend the hill to begin
+with, which always seems a sinful waste of energy, seeing that the grass
+slopes opposite, which are steep, have immediately afterwards to be
+climbed. The natural grass steps looked inviting, but in the language of
+the Portuguese dialogue book we found them all either “too long or much
+short.” One ascent over a grass slope is very much like another, and
+description in detail would be as wearisome as the slopes themselves often
+prove. Yet it is worthy of notice that there is an art to be acquired even
+in climbing grass slopes. We had more than one opportunity on the present
+occasion of seeing that persons look supremely ridiculous if they stumble
+about, and we noticed also that, like a bowler when he has delivered a
+long hop to the off for the third time in one over, the stumbler
+invariably inspects the nails in his boots, a proceeding which deceives no
+one. It is quite easy to judge of a man’s real mountaineering capacity by
+the way in which he attacks a steep grass slope. The unskilful person, who
+fancies himself perfectly at home amongst the intricacies of an ice-fall,
+will often candidly admit that he never can walk with well-balanced
+equilibrium on grass, a form of vegetable which, it might be thought in
+many instances of self-sufficient mountaineers, would naturally suit them.
+There is often real danger in such places, and not infrequently the wise
+man will demand the use of the rope, especially when there are any tired
+members among the party. There is no better way of learning how to
+preserve a proper balance on a slope than by practising on declivities of
+moderate steepness, and it is astonishing to find how often those who
+think they have little to learn, or, still worse, believe that there is
+nothing to learn, will find themselves in difficulties on a mountain-side,
+and forced to realise that they have got themselves into a rather
+humiliating position. We may have seen before now, all of us,
+distinguished cragsmen to whom an ascent of the Weisshorn or Matterhorn
+was but a mere stroll, utterly pounded in botanical expeditions after
+Edelweiss, and compelled to regain a position of security by very
+ungraceful sprawls, or, worse still, have to resort to the unpardonable
+alternative of asking for assistance. It is on such places that the skill
+born of constant practice is best shown in the peasant as contrasted with
+the amateur; but the latter could easily acquire the art, were he not, as
+a rule, too high and mighty to do so. It is a great point, too, if the
+expedition is to be thoroughly enjoyed, to transport one’s self over the
+earlier part of the day’s climb with the least possible amount of
+exertion. The art possibly resembles that which, I am told, is acquired by
+those of ill-regulated minds, whom the force of circumstances and the
+interests of society compel to exercise themselves for a certain number of
+hours daily in that form of unproductive labour exemplified in the machine
+known as the treadmill. No doubt the very ardent mountaineer might find
+that facilities would be accorded to him during such time as he cannot
+visit the Alps of practising this art in the manner indicated.
+
+(M117)
+
+Before long, the smooth unbroken snow slope leading up to the Col du Mont
+Rouge, glistening like a sheet of amber-coloured satin in the light of
+early dawn, came into sight. One of the party, who had complained
+throughout of the slow pace at which he had been going, and who was
+already far ahead, now went through a singular performance. Conceiving
+that he would stimulate us to greater exertion by displaying his own
+agility, he suddenly shot forth, as an arrow from the bow, and ran at
+great speed on to the snow slope. But he had misjudged the hardness of the
+snow. It fell out, therefore, that after two or three curious flounders
+his limbs suddenly shot out to all points of the compass. A desperate
+effort to recall his members under control resulted only in his suddenly
+coiling up into a little round ball, like a spider in a state of
+nervousness, and in that shape descending with considerable momentum, and
+not a few bumps, down the slope over some knobby stones and on to a
+fortunately placed little grass ledge. When we joined him a few minutes
+later, he observed unblushingly that he had found a capital place for
+breakfast. So have I seen a skater, after performing a few exercises of a
+somewhat violent nature, resembling the dances performed by nigger
+minstrels wearing excessively long boots, suddenly sit down and instantly
+adjust a perfectly correctly applied strap. On resuming our journey the
+agile member was firmly secured with a rope, for fear, as we told him,
+that he should become possessed with a sudden idea to hunt for a suitable
+place for luncheon by resorting to his previous tactics. Somewhat
+crestfallen, he took a place in the rear of the caravan, and condescended
+to make use of the little notches scraped out by the leader in the hard
+snow.
+
+(M118)
+
+A few minutes later the full sunlight of early morning burst upon us, and
+produced, as it always does on such occasions, a feeling of supreme
+contempt for those slothful individuals who had not got up as early as we
+had. This moment of exhilaration is often the very best of a whole
+expedition, and is apt to lead, I know not why, to an ebullition of
+feeling, which usually takes the form of horse-play and practical joking.
+A series of gentle slopes led us up to the Col. Our ascent took us
+gradually round the base of the Ruinette, and we cast anxious glances to
+our right to see if any practicable line of rocks could be made out. The
+mountain is tolerably steep from this side, but the rocks are broken and
+were bare of snow. On the summit of the Col the party divided, the agile
+person and some of the others deciding that they would go straight on to
+Arolla, while Burgener and I bespoke the services of the porter, and made
+straight for the long buttress of rock running down almost directly to the
+Col on the north-west face of the mountain. Half an hour’s complicated
+scrambling resulted in our attaining a little level plateau of rock on the
+ridge. As we looked down on to the great snow-field from which the Gétroz
+glacier takes its origin, we perceived, far away, the forms of our
+companions looking like a flight of driven grouse about a quarter of a
+minute after the sportsman has missed them with both barrels. No doubt
+they were enjoying themselves thoroughly, but from our point of view the
+sight of some four or five individuals walking along at ten-foot intervals
+with bowed heads and plodding gait did not suggest any very consummate
+pleasure. Rejoicing, therefore, that they were making nice tracks for us
+to follow later in the day, we turned again to the rocks above. Following
+always the ridge, we clambered straight up, and found opportunities for
+very pretty gymnastics (that is, from our own point of view) on this part
+of the mountain. Our object was to select rocks that would give good
+practice in climbing, rather than to pick out the easiest possible line,
+and as a result we got into more than one difficult place, difficult
+enough at any rate to demand much conversation on the part of the guides.
+In about three hours from the Col we found ourselves looking over the
+arête on to the southern side of the mountain with a very compact and
+varied view in all directions. Close by, the long ridge of the Serpentine
+formed a fine foreground, and a wide expanse of glacier district made up a
+tolerably wild panorama. A few minutes’ climbing along the crest landed us
+above a deep notch filled in with soft snow. Into this we plunged, and in
+another minute or two stood on the summit of the Ruinette. So far as we
+knew at the time, the mountain had not previously been ascended from the
+northern side, and, indeed, the peak does not appear to be visited nearly
+so often as it deserves. Following for the most part the same line as that
+taken during the ascent, we regained, in about a couple of hours, the Col.
+Here we hunted diligently, seeking what we might devour, and feeling sure
+that our friends would have left us something as a reward for our energy.
+It transpired, however, subsequently, that the agile person’s exertions
+had provoked in him such an appetite that there was little if anything to
+leave, so we followed the tracks laid out in the snow, noticing with some
+concern that one member of the previous party had sunk at every step some
+eighteen inches deeper into the soft compound than anybody else. By the
+marks on the snow we perceived, also, that he had trailed his axe along by
+his side, a sure sign of weariness. By sunset we had gained the Pas de
+Chévres, and ran gaily down the gentle slope towards the hotel. A little
+distance from the building we came so suddenly upon a manly form,
+outstretched, like a stranded star-fish, on a mossy bank, that we almost
+leaped upon his stomach. Yet he moved not, and was apparently wrapped in
+slumber. We stopped and crept cautiously up to survey him more closely. It
+was the agile person.
+
+
+
+
+ 2. _A Little Maiden._
+
+
+(M119)
+
+In the old days of mountaineering, Saas was a place more often talked
+about than visited. The beauty of the scenery around was indeed
+unquestionable, the number of expeditions of every degree of difficulty
+seemed almost without limit, first-rate guides could be obtained with
+ease, and yet there was never any difficulty in finding quarters in the
+hotels. In ascending the main valley from Visp the great stream of
+travellers divided at Stalden into a large stream that made its way to
+Zermatt and a little rivulet that meandered along the much finer valley
+towards Saas and the Mattmark. It thus fell out that, notwithstanding a
+small body of indefatigable mountaineers had explored the higher peaks and
+passes on both sides of the valley with tolerable completeness, there was
+left a considerable number of smaller expeditions capable of providing
+good amusement for the climber desirous of acquiring fame or of exploring
+the less known districts. In these days, when the soaring ambition of
+mountaineers has led them to climb heights far greater than any found in
+the Alps, an account of an expedition of an unimportant peak may seem out
+of place. Indeed, its details were so devoid of sensational incident that
+the recital may be dull; but, as will appear directly, that is not the
+writer’s fault; at any rate, he ventures to give it, for the same reason
+that invariably prompts youthful authors to write unnecessary books; that
+is, as they say in their preface, to supply a want long felt—a want, it
+may be stated, usually felt in their own pockets and nowhere else.
+
+With every respect to the older generation of mountaineers, they are much
+to blame in one matter. The stock of Alpine jokes is scanty; indeed, a
+well-read author can get them all, with a little arrangement, into the
+compass of one short description of a day in the mountains. Again, the
+number of Alpine subjects lending themselves to facetiousness is but
+small. The supply has been proved beyond question entirely inadequate to
+meet the demand, but former writers have recklessly drawn on this limited
+stock and entirely exhausted the topics, if not the readers. Some
+allowance may therefore be made when the position is considered, and it is
+realised that the writer is endeavouring to patch together a fabric with
+materials almost too threadbare for use, and that he is compelled wholly
+to pass by such attractive topics as the early start and consequent
+ill-temper, the dirty porter, the bergschrund, the use of tobacco, or the
+flea. The last-mentioned beast is in fact now universally prohibited from
+intrusion into polite Alpine literature; he has had his day. But why? he
+has surely some right to the place. An eminent French composer(6) has
+written a ballad in his honour; but though, as old Hans Andersen wrote, he
+was much thought of at one time, and occupied a high position, seeing that
+he was in the habit of mixing with the human race, and might even have
+royal blood in his veins, yet he is now deposed. I cannot forbear from
+paying a last tribute to the memory of a departing, though formerly
+constant, companion. To find oneself obliged to cut the acquaintance of a
+friend whom I have fed with my own hand must give rise to some qualms.
+
+Unfortunately, too, the older writings are too well known of many to be
+dished up again in altered form, like a Sunday dinner in the suburbs; so
+that even the most common form of originality, videlicet, forgetfulness of
+the source from which you are borrowing, is forbidden. Plagiarism is a
+crime that seldom is allowed to pass undetected. There are many people in
+this world possessed of such a small amount of originality themselves,
+that they spend their whole time in searching for the want of that quality
+in others. The human inhabitants of the ark, unless they made the most of
+their unexampled opportunities for the study of natural history, must have
+become desperately bored with each other, and no doubt, when set free,
+said all the good things, each in their own independent nucleus of
+commencing society, which they had heard while immured. On the whole, it
+is fortunate for writers that the period known as the dark ages came to
+pass; it allowed those who commenced their career on this side of the
+hiatus to make, on the old lines, a perfectly fresh start.
+
+(M120)
+
+Perhaps no country in the world has had the minute topography of its
+uninhabited districts so thoroughly worked out as Switzerland. Beyond
+question the orography is more accurately given than anywhere else; in
+this respect, indeed, no other country can compare with it. It might seem,
+even to those who have studied the matter, almost impossible to find any
+corner of the Alps that has not been described; and the discovery that a
+few superficial square yards of Swiss territory, arranged on an incline,
+had not been discussed in detail came upon the writer with somewhat of a
+shock. It was clearly somebody’s duty to rectify the omission and fill the
+gap; whether the expedition was of importance from any point of view, or
+whether any one in the wide world had the smallest desire to read a
+description of it, was a matter of no moment whatever. There was a vacuum,
+and it was a thing abhorrent. The mountain, to which reference is made
+above, lies east of Saas, and is known to such of the inhabitants as have
+any knowledge of geography as the Portienhorn. Substantially this peak is
+the highest point of a long rocky ridge running north and south, and
+called the Portien Grat.
+
+(M121)
+
+One fine evening we sat outside the inn at Saas just before dinner,
+seriously discussing the prospect of climbing this mountain. The guides
+were of opinion that we ought to sleep out, and surmised that the rocks
+might be found much more difficult than they looked. With some reluctance
+on our part their views were allowed to prevail on the point, and they
+started off in triumph, promising to return and report when all the
+necessary preparations for starting should be completed, while we went in
+to prepare ourselves for the next day by an early dinner. The inn in those
+days was somewhat rude, and the cuisine was not remarkable save for the
+extraordinary faculty possessed by the chef for cooking anything that
+happened to come in his way, and reducing it all to the same level of
+tastelessness. On the present occasion, however, stimulated, no doubt, by
+certain critical rebukes, he had determined to surpass himself. Towards
+the end of the repast, as we sat chewing some little wooden toothpicks,
+which were found to have more flavour than anything else placed on the
+table, we heard the chef cross the yard and go into a certain little
+outhouse. A few minutes later a subtle and delicate aroma made its way
+into the apartment, leading us, after a few interrogative sniffs, to get
+up and close the window. Gradually the savour became more pronounced, and
+one of the party gave expression to his opinion that there was now
+satisfactory proof of the accuracy of his constant statement that the
+drains were out of order. Gradually intensifying, the savour assumed the
+decided character of a smell, and we looked out of window to see in which
+direction the cemetery lay. Stronger and stronger grew the perception as
+steps came mounting up the stairs; the door opened, and all doubt was set
+at rest as the chef entered, bearing proudly a large cheese. In a moment,
+to his dismay, he was left undisputed master of the apartment.
+
+(M122)
+
+We left Saas equipped as for a serious expedition. A stout rustic, who was
+the most preternaturally ugly man I ever saw, led the way; he had a very
+large mouth and an odd-shaped face, so that he resembled a frog with a
+skewer wedged across inside his cheeks. On his back he bore a bag full of
+very spiky straw, which the guides said was a mattress. In about an hour’s
+time we arrived at a carelessly built chalet on the Almagel Alp, of which
+the outside was repulsive and the inside revolting. But the experienced
+mountaineer, on such occasions, is not easily put out, and exhibits very
+little astonishment at anything he may see, and none at anything that he
+may smell. The hut consisted of a single apartment, furnished with a
+fireplace and a bed. The fireplace was situated in the centre of the room;
+the couch was separated by a dilapidated hoarding from a shed tenanted by
+a cow of insatiable appetite—indeed, it may have been originally designed
+as a manger. The bed, which accommodated apparently the family of the
+tenant, was found on actual measurement to be forty-eight inches in length
+and twenty in width; nevertheless the two guides packed themselves into
+it, adopting in their recumbent position the theory that if you keep your
+head and your feet warm you are all right. By the flickering gleams of
+firelight it could be perceived through the smoke that these were the only
+portions of their frames actually in the bed owing to its excessive
+shortness; but guides share, with babies in perambulators, a happy faculty
+of being able to sleep peacefully whatever be the position of their heads.
+The dispossessed family of the tenant would not submit, notwithstanding
+strong remarks, to summary eviction, and watched our proceedings with much
+interest. It was pointed out to them that curiosity was a vicious quality,
+that it had been defined as looking over other people’s affairs and
+overlooking one’s own, and that, on the whole, they had better retire,
+which they did reluctantly, to a little shed in which was a large copper
+pot with other cheese-making accessories. Apparently they spent the night
+in scouring the copper pot.
+
+The mattress proved to be so tightly packed that it was easier, on the
+whole, to lie awake under it than to sleep on the top of it, and less
+painful. About 4 A.M. one of the guides incautiously moved his head, and
+having thus disturbed his equilibrium fell heavily on to the floor.
+Thereupon he woke up and said it was time to start. We bade a cheerful
+adieu to our host, who was obtaining such repose as could be got by the
+process of leaning against the doorpost, and made our way upwards.
+
+On the south side of the Portienhorn a long and rough rocky ridge,
+preserving a tolerably uniform height, extends as far as the Sonnighorn.
+Ultimately the ridge, still running in a southerly direction, curves
+slightly round to the west up to the Monte Moro, and thus forms the head
+of the Saas valley. There are several unimportant peaks in this ridge
+perhaps equally worthy, with the Portienhorn, of a place in literature;
+but of all the points south of the Weissmies this Portienhorn is perhaps
+the most considerable, and certainly the most difficult of access. At any
+rate, we climbed the peak, and this is how we did it.
+
+(M123)
+
+It was clear that the southern ridge was more feasible than the northern
+one, which drops to a col known as the Zwischbergen Pass, and then rises
+again to merge into the mass of the Weissmies. The whole of the western
+slope of the Portienhorn is covered by the Rothblatt Glacier, the ice of
+which is plastered up against its sides. We kept to the left of the
+termination of this glacier, and after a brief look round turned our steps
+away from the rock buttress forming the northern boundary of the glacier,
+though we were of opinion that we might by this line ascend the mountain;
+but we nevertheless selected the southern ridge, on the same principle
+that the sportsman, perfectly capable of flying across any obstacle,
+however high, sometimes, out of consideration no doubt for his horse,
+elects to follow somebody else through a gap. In good time we reached a
+point about halfway up the side of the mountain, and halted at the upper
+edge of a sloping patch of snow. It was fortunate that we had ample time
+to spare, for considerable delay was experienced here. Burgener had become
+newly possessed of a remarkable knife, which he was perpetually taking out
+of his pocket and admiring fondly; in fact, it provided material for
+conversation to the guides for the whole day. The knife was an intricate
+article, and strikingly useless, being weak in the joints; but
+nevertheless Burgener was vastly proud of the weapon, and valued it as
+much as an ugly man does a compliment. In the middle of breakfast the
+treasure suddenly slipped out of his hand, and started off down the slope.
+With a yell of anguish he bounded off after it, and went down the rocks in
+a manner and at a pace that only a guide in a state of excitement can
+exhibit. The incident was trivial, but it impressed on me the
+extraordinary powers of sure-footedness and quickness on rocks that a good
+guide possesses. An amateur might have climbed after these men the whole
+day, and have thought that he was nearly as good as they, but he could no
+more have gone down a couple of hundred feet as this guide did without
+committing suicide, than he could have performed a double-three backwards
+the first time he put on skates. He might, indeed, have gone backwards,
+but he would not have achieved his double-three. Turning northwards the
+moment we were on the arête, we made our way, with a good deal of
+scrambling, upwards. The rocks were firm and good, and, being dry, gave no
+great difficulty. Still they were far from easy, and now and again there
+were short passages sufficiently troublesome to yield the needed charm to
+a mountain climb, difficult enough at any rate to make us leave our axes
+behind and move one at a time. But how have the times altered since our
+expedition was made! Nowadays such a climb would be more fitly mentioned
+casually after dinner as “a nice little walk before church,” “a capital
+after-breakfast scramble,” “a stroll strongly recommended to persons of an
+obese habit,” and so forth. Nevertheless, there is a very distinct
+pleasure in climbing up a peak of this sort—greater, perhaps, than may be
+found on many of the more highly rated, formidable, and, if the truth be
+told, fashionable mountains; for the expedition was throughout
+interesting, and the contrast between the view to the west where the
+Mischabelhörner reared up their massive forms, and to the east looking
+towards Domo d’Ossola and the Italian lake district, was one to repay a
+climber who has eyes as well as limbs. The crest was in places tolerably
+sharp, and we were forced at times to adopt the expedient, conventionally
+supposed to be the only safe one in such cases, of bestriding the rock
+edge. It should be stated, however, that, as usual on such occasions, when
+we desired to progress we discarded this position, and made our way
+onwards in the graceful attitude observed at the seaside in those who are
+hunting on the sand for marine specimens. And thus we arrived ultimately
+at the top, where we gave way to a properly regulated amount of subdued
+enthusiasm, proportionate to the difficulty and height of the vanquished
+mountain. No trace of previous travellers could be found on the summit. It
+was a maiden ascent. Doubtless the mythical and ubiquitous chamois-hunter
+had been up before us, for at the time I write of the district was noted
+for chamois; but even if he had, it makes no difference. We have found it
+long since necessary to look upon ascents stated to have been made by
+chamois-hunters as counting for nothing, and in the dearth of new peaks in
+the Alps, have to resort to strange devices and strained ideas for
+novelty. Thus, a mountain in the present day can be the means of bringing
+glory and honour to many climbers. For instance:—
+
+A climbs it First ascent.
+B ascends it First recorded ascent.
+C goes up it First ascent from the other side.
+D combines A and C’s First time that the peak has been “colled.”
+ expedition
+E scrambles up the First ascent by the E.N.E. arête.
+ wrong way
+F climbs it in the First ascent by an Englishman, or first
+ ordinary way ascent without guides.
+G is dragged up by his First real ascent; because all the others
+ guides were ignorant of the topographical details,
+ and G’s peak is nearly three feet higher than
+ any other point.
+
+Many more might be added; probably in the future many more will, for, in
+modern mountaineering phrase, the Portienhorn “goes all over.” By 4 P.M.
+we were back again in the Saas valley.
+
+It seems, as I write, only yesterday that all this happened. But a regular
+revolution has really taken place. There can be no question, I think, that
+fewer real mountaineers are to be found in the old “playground” than
+formerly. Still, there are not wanting climbers, all of them apparently of
+the first rank. For among the high Alps now, even as on the dramatic stage
+of to-day, there are no amateurs.
+
+(M124)
+
+A curious human fungus that has grown up suddenly of late is the
+emancipated schoolboy spoken of by a certain, principally feminine, clique
+of admirers as “such a wonderful actor, you know.” Very learned is he in
+the technicalities of the stage. The perspiring audience in the main
+drawing-room he alludes to as “those in front.” He knows what “battens”
+are, and “flies,” and “tormentors,” and “spider-traps.” He endeavours to
+imitate well-known actors, but does not imitate the laborious process by
+which these same artists arrive at successful results. But we all know
+him, and are aware also, at any rate by report, of his overweening vanity,
+and the manner in which he intrudes his conception of “Hamlet” or
+“Richelieu” on a longsuffering public. Without the slightest knowledge
+technically of how to walk, talk, sit down, go off, or come on, he rushes
+on the boards possessed solely of such qualifications for his task as may
+arise in a brain fermenting with conceit. Critics he regards as persons
+existing solely for the purpose of crushing him, and showing ill-tempered
+hostility born of envy. The judicious, if they accept and weakly avail
+themselves of orders, can but grieve and marvel that there should exist
+that curious state of folly which prompts a man to exhibit it before the
+world, or even to thrust it upon his fellow-creatures. Some men are born
+foolish—a pity, no doubt, but the circumstances are beyond their own
+control; some achieve a reputation for lack of wisdom, and even make it
+pay; but some thrust their folly on others, and to such no quarter need be
+given. The self-constituted exponent of a most difficult art is not a whit
+more ridiculous than the boy or man who rushes at a difficult peak before
+he has learnt the elements of mountaineering science. A man may become a
+good amateur actor if he will consent to devote his leisure to
+ascertaining what there is to learn, and trying to learn it; and a man may
+become a good mountaineer by adopting the same line of action. But this is
+rarely the case. Too often they forget that, as a late president of the
+Alpine Club remarked, “life is a great opportunity, not to be thrown away
+lightly.” It is said sometimes by unreflecting persons that such
+institutions as the Alpine Club are responsible for the misfortunes and
+calamities that have arisen from time to time, and may still arise. But
+there has been a good example set if recruits would only turn to it; for
+the mountaineers in the old style, speaking of a generation that climbs
+but little in these days, did what it is the fashion now to call their
+“work” thoroughly—too thoroughly and completely, perhaps, to please
+altogether their successors. Novelty in the mountains of Switzerland may
+be exhausted, but there are still too many expeditions of which, because
+they have been done once or twice, the danger is not adequately
+recognised. If these remarks, written in no captious spirit, but rather
+with the strongest desire to lay stress on truths that are too often
+ignored, should lead any aspiring but unpractised mountaineer to pause and
+reflect before he tries something beyond his strength and capabilities,
+some little good will at least have been done. It is not that the rules
+are unknown; they are simple, short, ready to hand, and intelligible; but
+the penalty that may be exacted for breaking any of them is a terribly
+heavy one—_absit omen._
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VIII.
+
+
+ A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY
+
+
+ Long “waits” and entr’actes—The Mont Buet as an unknown
+ mountain—We hire carriages—A digression on a stationary vehicle—A
+ straggling start—The incomplete moralist—The niece to the
+ moralist—A discourse on gourmets—An artistic interlude—We become
+ thoughtful, and reach the height of sentiment and the top of the
+ Mont Buet—Some other members of the party—The mountaineers
+ perform—How glissading ambition did o’erleap itself—A vision on
+ the summit—The moralist leaves us for a while—Entertainment at the
+ Bérard Chalet—View of the Aiguille Verte—The end of the journey.
+
+
+A fair critic—in the matter of sex—discussing a recently published work
+with the author, remarked that it was the most charming book she had ever
+read. “I was told it would not interest me,” she remarked most seriously
+to him, “but really I found it delightful: there are such lovely wide
+margins to the pages, you know.” On much the same principle a highly
+intelligent lady, noted for her theatrical discrimination, once remarked
+that she liked those theatres best which afforded the longest entr’actes.
+So in the Alps we felt from time to time the necessity, between the more
+stirring episodes resulting from higher mountaineering, to interpose minor
+expeditions, on which no less care and thought was often lavished to make
+them worthy of pursuit. These were our entr’actes. Of such expeditions it
+is customary to say that they are the most enjoyable of any undertaken.
+Without going so far as this, it may be conceded that they have a pleasure
+of their own, and it is at least no more difficult to discover a novel
+form of sub-Alpine expedition than to vary the details of a big climb. One
+of these episodes, undertaken while we were barred from the higher
+mountains by a fall of snow, consisted in a night attack on the Mont Buet.
+
+(M125)
+
+Now the Mont Buet, although it lies close to the regular highway to
+Chamouni from the Rhone valley, is a peak but rarely even seen of the
+ordinary tourist; and, considering the numbers of our countrymen that
+flock to the village whence they imagine that they see the summit of Mont
+Blanc, the English folk who make the ascent are strangely few. Yet the
+walk is not a laborious one; not more fatiguing, for example, than the
+tramp from Martigny to Chamouni over the Col de Balme on a hot day.
+Fashion in the mountains is very conservative, and probably it is too late
+in the day now to hope that this mountain will ever gain all the
+reputation it deserves, for, though comparatively unknown, its praises
+have been by no means left unsung. Possibly the lowness of the guides’
+tariff for the peak may have something to do with the matter, and may
+serve to explain why it is so much left out in the cold; for this is a
+very potent agent in determining the attractiveness of special localities.
+How many go to Chamouni, and never wander along one of the most beautiful
+sylvan paths in the Alps, that leads to the Glacier des Bossons through
+the woods, where the view, as the spectator suddenly finds himself
+confronted with the huge stream of pure glacier, topped by a most
+magnificent ice-fall, and backed by the crags of the Aiguille du Midi,
+compares by no means unfavourably with the more frequently photographed
+panorama from the Montanvert. Ask a dozen persons at haphazard who are
+staying at Chamouni where the Mont Buet is, and ten out of the number will
+be unable to answer you. But the pictures hung on the line are not
+invariably the best in an exhibition; and the Mont Buet is a masterpiece,
+so to speak, “skied.”
+
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+
+Our party that summer at Chamouni was a large one, for we had stayed a
+long time in the hotel, and knew, as the phrase goes, a great many to
+speak to—quite a different thing to answering for them. We conceived the
+plan of so timing our modest expedition as to arrive on the summit of the
+Mont Buet about sunset. It was agreed by some members of the party that it
+would be “such fun, you know,” to come down in the dark. The inference to
+be gathered from this is that the party was not exclusively composed of
+the male sex. Two of us, reputed to be good at a bargain, were deputed to
+charter carriages to convey the members of the expedition up to
+Argentière, where the ascent commenced. The carriages of Chamouni, though
+no doubt practical and well suited to the mountain roads, were not found
+to be of uniform excellence. Availing ourselves of a proper introduction,
+we made the temporary acquaintance of an individual interested officially
+in vehicular traffic, who possessed that remarkable insight into character
+noticeable in all who are concerned with horses, and knew exactly what we
+wanted without any preliminary explanation on our part. “Voilà votre
+affaire,” he said, and indicated a machine that would have been out of
+date when the first _char-à-banc_ was constructed. We inquired if the
+somewhat unsavoury load (it had, apparently, been in recent requisition
+for farming purposes) which the cart contained might be removed, and he
+said there was no objection to this. “See,” said the proprietor, “the
+seats have backs.” “But they tip up,” we remonstrated. “That is nothing,”
+rejoined the proprietor; “they can be tied down: the carriage is good, and
+has gone many miles. However, Monsieur is evidently particular; he shall
+be satisfied. Behold!” and the proprietor threw open the creaking door of
+a shed, and revealed to our gaze a pretentious landau with faded linings
+and wheels which did not seem to be circular. This “machine,” he assured
+us, it would be hard to equal for locomotive purposes. Two strange beasts
+were connected to it, chiefly, as it seemed, by bits of string. One of the
+animals was supported on two very puffy hind legs and two very tremulous
+fore-legs, and seemed perpetually on the point of going down on its knees
+to supplicate that it might be allowed to go no further. Its companion was
+a horse of the most gloomy nature, that no amount of chastisement could
+stir from a despondent and pensive frame of mind. Both these treasures had
+a capacity for detecting an upward incline that was marvellously acute.
+Then there was a structure like a magnified perambulator, of which one
+wheel was afflicted with a chronic propensity for squeaking, while the
+other described a curious serpentine track as it rolled along. Not being,
+however, in any particular hurry, we decided to avail ourselves of such
+assistance as these vehicles might afford, and did, as a matter of fact,
+ultimately reach our destination, if not in, at least with them.
+
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+
+From Argentière we followed the familiar track of the Tête Noire for some
+little distance, and then bore away to the left up the valley leading
+towards the Bérard Chalet. The party, which had kept well together for the
+first few minutes after parting with the carriages, were soon straggling
+off in every direction, and the chief organiser of the expedition,
+desperately anxious lest some should go astray and be no more found, ran
+to and fro from one little group to another, and got into a highly
+excitable frame of mind, like a busily minded little dog when first taken
+out for a walk. Chief among the more erratic members was an elderly person
+who had, unwisely, been asked to join the party for no very definite
+reason, but because some one had said that it would be obviously
+incomplete without him. The old gentleman had no previous experience of
+mountain walks, but had very complete theories on the subject. He had made
+great preparations for his day’s climb, had carefully dieted himself the
+day previously, and was not a little proud of his equipment and attire. He
+was furnished with a spiked umbrella, a green tin box, and a particularly
+thin pair of boots; for he wished to prove the accuracy of a theory that
+man, being descended from the apes, might properly use his feet as
+prehensile members, and he held that this additional aid would prove
+valuable on rocks. It was currently reported, notwithstanding his
+loquacity, that he was a very wise person, and indeed he dropped hints
+himself, which he was much annoyed if we did not take, on the subject of a
+projected literary work. We were given to understand that the publishers
+were all hankering after the same, and he had a manner in conversation of
+tentatively quoting passages and watching eagerly for the effects. He was
+known to us as the incomplete moralist, and proved to be a very didactic
+person.
+
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+
+But this was not all; there was one other member of the party, who may be
+described, as in the old-fashioned list of the “Dramatis Personæ,” as
+“niece to the moralist.” Somehow or another, she seemed to lead
+everything; instinctively all gave way to her wishes, and even the chief
+organiser looked to her for confirmation of his opinions before
+enunciating them with decision. Bright, impulsive, wilful, she led the
+moralist, subjectively speaking, whither she would, and he had no chance
+at all. “She ought not to have come at all on such an expedition,” he
+said, looking at the light, fragile form ahead; “but you know you can’t
+persuade a butterfly to take systematic exercise, and everything seems to
+give her so much pleasure;” and here the moralist looked rather wistful,
+and somehow the artificiality seemed to fade away from him for the moment.
+“Such of us,” he resumed, “as stay long enough in this world cease to have
+much hopefulness; and when that quality shows up too strong in the young,
+such as that child yonder, somehow I don’t think they often——” Here he
+paused abruptly, and, selecting a meat lozenge from a store in his tin
+box, put it into his mouth and apparently swallowed it at once; at any
+rate, he gulped down something. It must be allowed that the moralist had
+done his best to prevent his charge from accompanying the party. She had
+been reminded of what learned doctors had said, that she was not to exert
+herself; that certain persons, vaguely alluded to, would be very angry,
+and so forth. The moralist had been talked down in two minutes. He might
+as well have pointed out to the little budding leaflets the unwisdom of
+mistaking warm days in March for commencing summer; and, finally, he had
+surrendered at discretion, fencing himself in with some stipulations as to
+warm cloaks, “this once only,” and the like, which he knew would not be
+attended to. So she came, and her eager brightness shed a radiance over
+the most commonplace objects, and infected the most prosaic of the party,
+even a young lady of varied accomplishments, who distinguished herself
+later on. After all, if the flame burned a little more brightly at the
+expense of a limited stock of fuel, was there anything to regret? Tone
+down such brightness as hers was, and you have but an uncut diamond, or a
+plant that may possibly last a little longer because its blossom, its
+fruit, and with them its beauties, have been cut off to preserve the dull
+stem to the utmost. Check the natural characteristics and outflow of such
+natures, and you force them to the contemplation of what is painful and
+gloomy. You bring them back fully to this world, and it is their greatest
+privilege to be but half in it, and to have eyes blind to the seamy side.
+The Alpine rose-glow owes its fascination to the fact that we know it will
+soon fade. So is it with these natures. They are to be envied. We may hold
+it truth with him who sings, “Better fifty years of Europe than a cycle of
+Cathay.” But the parallel is not strictly true: the brightness will not
+fade, but will be there to the end, and the streak of sadness running
+through it all gives the fascination. So the wit that approaches nearest
+to pathos touches us most deeply, and is one of the rarest of intellectual
+talents. With what a thrill of mixed, but yet pleasurable, sensation do we
+recall the timely jest of a lost friend. But all this has nothing to do
+with a holiday expedition in the Alps. Still, it must be remembered, we
+were on a sentimental journey in the mountains.
+
+Before long the chief organiser, seizing an opportunity when most of the
+stragglers were within earshot, announced at the top of his voice that
+luncheon would be served on certain flat rocks. This had the immediate
+effect of uniting our scattered forces. The first to arrive (the moralist
+was slow of foot) were some gallant members of the high mountaineering
+fraternity, who throughout the day evinced astounding activity, and an
+unwonted desire to carry burdens on their backs. Secretly they were
+burning with an ambition to display their prowess on some “mauvais pas,”
+or glissade, an ambition rewarded later on in a somewhat remarkable
+manner. The rock was spread, the moralist selected a comfortable place,
+and, stimulated by the appearance of the viands, favoured us with certain
+extracts.
+
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+
+“There are many,” he observed, holding a large piece of pie to his mouth
+and eyeing it to select an appropriate place for the next bite, “who hold
+that the sense of taste is not one to which we should much minister. I do
+not hold with such;” and here he found the right spot, and for a minute or
+two the thread of his discourse was broken off. “The painter blends
+colours to please the sense of sight; the musician studies harmonies of
+sound to please the ear; each appeals to but one of our imperfect senses,
+and yet we think much of them for so doing; we compliment them, and give
+them the appellation of artists. Now the worthy person who dexterously
+compounded this article, of which, alas! I hold now but little in my hand,
+appeals not to a single but to a twofold sense; he ministers alike to
+taste and to smell, and I must own, after a toilsome walk, with
+commendable results. He is an artist in the highest sense of the word; his
+merits, to my thinking, are but inadequately recognised in this world. I
+am convinced that they will be more so in another. The gourmet’s paradise
+shall provide for him a cherubic state of existence; then shall he have
+all the pleasure that the palate can afford without any ill-omened presage
+of subsequent discomfort; for, thrice happy that he will be, digestion
+will be an anatomical impossibility.” It may be remarked parenthetically
+that the possession of a gigantic brain had not obviated, in the case of
+the moralist, the deleterious effects of sour wine. But the moralist was
+not, as yet, much of a cherub.
+
+As the speaker showed unmistakable signs of continuing his discourse,
+which had been chiefly directed at a youth of whom we only knew that he
+was some one’s brother, if the opportunity were afforded, a sudden and
+general move was made, and the proposal that a short adjournment should
+take place previous to resuming our upward journey found instant favour.
+The chief organiser was by common consent left to pack up. Straightway the
+ladies all produced little sketch-books, and fell very vigorously to
+recording their impressions of the scenery around; whilst the moralist,
+already somewhat stiff, wandered from one group to the other and favoured
+them with his suggestions. The result of half an hour’s work with pencil
+and brush was to produce diagrams of certain objects which looked
+uncommonly like telegraph poles with cross bars attached, but which were
+coloured of a vivid green, and were thus obviously intended for fir trees.
+The moralist, not finding that his remarks were met with much favour by
+the artists, selected an ascetic who sat apart from the others, and
+delivered his next discourse into his inattentive but uncomplaining ear.
+
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+
+“It seems strange to me,” he remarked, “that those who are wholly unable
+to depict, even in the most elementary manner, the commonplace objects
+around them, are for ever seen in the Alps striving after the most
+impossible art problems. If so great a stimulus is needed, a poor result
+may be confidently anticipated.” (Here the moralist made a fourth attempt
+to light a very curious native cigar.) “If it takes the sight of Nature in
+her sublimest phase, as seen in the Alps, to stimulate our friends here to
+show their art, why, then they haven’t much of it. A milestone should be
+sufficient for the purpose, but it seems that they require a Matterhorn;
+and it may be gathered, from what I have heard you and your companions
+say, that what is true of Alpine art is true also of Alpine climbing, and
+that the _dilettanti_ will never take the trouble to learn how much there
+is to learn. Our friends here try to paint a glacier, and have not the
+most elementary idea of its anatomy. They represent vast panoramas, and
+know nothing of distance; they——” But here the moralist, in the excitement
+of his discourse, turned a little white, probably from the depth of his
+feelings; and, throwing away his cigar, walked off alone, and was
+discovered shortly after perspiring a good deal, and crumpled up in a
+somewhat limp and helpless state.
+
+The books were packed up, for the sun was setting low, and the party
+wended their way up the steep grass slope till the first great dome of the
+Mont Buet came well into sight. Far ahead was the niece, seemingly
+unconscious of the effects that the exertion of climbing told on her
+slight frame. She was apparently unaware of any companions around, though
+watchful eyes and strong hands were always near lest any mischance should
+befall. She spoke to no one. Nature absorbed all her faculties as she went
+on with cheeks rather flushed, and bright, dilated eyes drinking in every
+object and every point of beauty. As an artist in the exercise of his
+craft makes the outside world acquainted with beauties ever present to his
+eyes, so did the effect on her of the wondrous lights and shades and
+colours around call up new thoughts and reveal fresh marvels in the
+panorama to others, though well acquainted with such Alpine scenes. The
+spell caught one after another, till the whole party, all held by the same
+unsuspected fascination, walked silently on, while the majestic splendour
+around inspired an awe in the mind that even those most familiar with the
+marvels of nature in the mountains had never felt before. The mere
+recognition of the fact that the same thought or emotion is passing
+simultaneously through the minds of many is in itself so striking, that
+the impression so caused will not ever be effaced from the mind. A crowded
+hall is waiting for the advent of the orator of the occasion, and there
+enters an old man whose name and work were familiar to all. Instantly, and
+as if by magic, all present rose to their feet in token of respect. No
+word was spoken, no signal given. The matter may seem slight, but the
+scene was one that those present will never forget. The most hideous part
+of the punishment in the old days to the criminal must have been the
+moment when, as he stepped through the last door, the sea of faces below
+him upturned simultaneously with a howl of execration. And all these
+thoughts were called up by the fact that one consumptive girl was a member
+of our mountain party. Well, such was the case, and it made the expedition
+different in many ways from any that we had ever undertaken, but not
+perhaps the less worthy of remembrance.
+
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+
+“It looks a long way off,” observed the moralist, gazing despondently
+upwards. “Do you say that the object of our expedition is to climb up to
+that eminence yonder? I fear lest some of the weaker members of the party
+should fail.” (The moralist was now the penultimate member of the party,
+the absolute rear being brought up by one of the guides, who was pushing
+him up with the head of his axe. The youth to whom he was in the habit of
+addressing his discourses had in a revengeful mood offered similar
+assistance; but the youth wore such a saturnine look when he made the
+suggestion, that it was declined hastily with thanks.) “I think that if I
+took a little wine”—here he took all that was left—“this feeling of
+disinclination to move might conceivably pass off, and I could then
+encourage some of the others on what is clearly to them an arduous
+expedition. Ah me! but these little stones are excessively sharp to the
+feet; let us turn off on to the snow. I have heard that it is possible to
+walk uphill on such a medium, and yet scarce recognise the fact.” By this
+time most of the party were well on to the first summit, and the glories
+of the sunset, from a point of view which it would be hard to match in all
+the mountains, were beginning to display themselves to the full. The
+higher we ascended the more did the eternal mass of white snow on the
+other side of the valley develop and tower above us. Two or three of the
+more active members were floundering in the deep snow along the ridge
+uniting the two summits, and finding it, if the truth be told, no small
+matter to keep pace with the niece, who skimmed lightly over the surface.
+Gallantry and the desire to keep up their reputation forbade that they
+should fall to the rear, or allow the rope to tighten unduly; but their
+superior mountaineering experience seemed not a little in danger of being
+counterbalanced by their superior weight. All over the rocks on the Sixt
+side a thin grey veil of mist seemed to hang, making the cliffs appear
+still more vertical than nature had moulded them, and tinting the crags at
+the same time with a deep purple colour.
+
+ [Illustration: A VISION ON A SUMMIT]
+
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+
+In the foreground, looking south, the long jagged line of the Aiguilles
+Rouges cut off the view into the Chamouni valley, and threw up still
+higher and more into relief the minor peaks of the Mont Blanc chain. We
+huddled together on the summit, while there seemed hardly time to turn to
+all points of the compass to survey the effects. The emotional members of
+the party came out strong, and the young lady of varied accomplishments,
+who was adjudged by the others to be of poetic temperament, as she was
+fond of alluding rather vaguely to unknown Italian geniuses, burst forth
+into ecstasies. However, one or two of us had rather lost faith in her
+historical knowledge and her profound acquaintance with mediæval art on
+hearing her discourse learnedly to the vacuous youth on Savonarola as an
+artist of great repute, and on discovering that in the family circle she
+was held in submission by an Italianised English governess—discreetly left
+at the hotel. A formidable person, this preceptress, of austere demeanour,
+with a dyspeptic habit, highly pomatumed ringlets, and evangelistic
+tendencies—a triple combination not infrequently met with. Still, no one
+paid any attention to the accomplished young lady, for an object in the
+foreground of the great picture riveted the gaze of most of us. The niece
+had advanced a few steps from the rest of the party, and stood a little
+apart on the summit ridge of the mountain, her slight form brought out in
+strong relief against the many-tinted sky. The folds of her dress
+fluttered back in the light breeze, and the night wind as it came sighing
+over the crest had loosened her veil and tossed it upwards. Mechanically
+as she raised her hand to draw it back, the thin arm and hand seemed to
+point upwards to something beyond what we could see. Instinctively the
+others all drew back a few paces, and closed in together as they watched
+the motionless form. The sunset glories were more than we could realise,
+but somehow we felt that she was gazing with fixed eyes far, far beyond
+these—into a pure and passionless region, beyond the mental grasp of the
+profoundest theologian depending on his own acquired knowledge. As we
+looked, though she moved no limb, her breath came faster and faster. One
+or two of us made a start forwards, but at that moment the last red glow
+vanished from the belt of fleecy cloud hanging in mid-sky. Lower down, the
+limestone cliffs seemed strangely desolate as the icy hand of night spread
+over them. The breeze suddenly dropped and died away. She stamped her foot
+on the snow, and with a quick movement of the head seemed to come back
+again to the scene around. “Let us go,” she said, half petulantly.
+Silently the party arranged themselves in order as we wended our way back
+along the ridge. We had seen a sight that lingered in the mind, and that
+was not easily to be erased from the memory. As we walked along we
+gradually drew closer and closer together, prompted by some feeling that
+all seemed to share alike—as if the recollection of what we had just seen
+had dazed the mind, and brought us face to face with some influence beyond
+our ordinary thoughts, and as if with nearer union we should not feel so
+powerless and insignificant. But the glories of that sunset from the Mont
+Buet, a scene within the reach of all of very moderate walking ability,
+were far beyond the power of any language to describe, and beyond the
+province of any discreet writer to attempt. The twilight gathered in fast,
+and the snow already felt more crisp under foot. The roll-call was held,
+and it was discovered that the only absentees were the moralist and his
+propelling companion. At this point two of the skilled mountaineers of the
+party recognised their opportunity, and were not slow to seize it.
+Secretly they had felt that no suitable occasion had hitherto offered of
+displaying their prowess, so they volunteered to perform a glissade for
+the amusement and instruction of the others. The ladies clapped their
+hands gleefully, and the youth, who did not know how to glissade, looked
+sinister. Accordingly the skilful ones made their way to a steep snow
+slope, and started off with great speed and dexterity, amidst the admiring
+plaudits of the less acrobatically minded members. But the course of their
+true descent did not run entirely smooth, for before half the downward
+journey was accomplished the foremost member was observed suddenly to
+propel himself wildly into the air, performing a remarkable antic—similar
+to those known of street Arabs as cart-wheels—and the remainder of the
+journey to the foot of the slope was performed with about the grace of a
+floating log descending a mountain torrent. Nor was this all; the rearmost
+man, apparently also possessed by an identical frenzy, leaped forth into
+the air at precisely the same spot and in precisely the same manner. Had
+it not been that they were known to be highly skilful and adroit
+mountaineers the impression might have gained ground that the
+circumstances of this part of the descent were not wholly under their own
+control. Ever anxious to investigate the true cause of strange
+occurrences, to their credit be it said that when they had collected their
+wits and emptied their pockets of snow, they mounted up again to the scene
+of the disaster, and discovered the explanation in an entirely imaginary
+stone, which had, beyond doubt, tripped them up.
+
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+
+Somewhat crestfallen, the energetic pair rejoined the rest of the troupe
+and a search was instituted for the moralist. This worthy was discovered,
+astonishingly weary of body but surprisingly active of mind, wedged in a
+narrow rocky niche, so that he looked like the figure of a little “Joss”
+in the carved model of a Japanese temple. It was found necessary to pull
+him vigorously by the legs, in order to straighten out those members
+sufficiently for him to progress upon them. However, he seemed to have
+more to say about the sunset than anybody else, and his description of the
+beauties thereof was so glowing and eloquent, that the idea crossed our
+minds that possibly some of the descriptions we had read in Alpine
+writings of similar scenes might be as authentic as that with which he
+favoured us. “A great point in the Alps,” remarked the moralist, after he
+had been securely fastened by a rope to a guide for fear we should lose
+him again, so that he looked like a dancing bear—“a great point in walking
+amongst the Alps is that we learn to use our eyes and look around us. I
+have observed that those who perambulate our native flagstones appear
+perpetually to be absorbed in the contemplation of what lies at their
+feet. Now here, stimulated by the beauties around, man holds, as he should
+do, his head erect, and steps out boldly.” At this point a little delay
+was occasioned owing to the abrupt disappearance of the speaker through a
+crust of snow. Some curious rumblings below our feet seemed to imply that
+he had descended to a considerable depth, and was in great personal
+discomfort. In the dim light we could scarcely see what had actually
+happened, but concluded to pull vigorously at the rope as the best means
+of getting our temporarily absent friend out of his difficulties. This we
+succeeded in doing, and a strenuous haul on the cord was rewarded by the
+sudden appearance of two boots through the snow-crust at our feet—a
+phenomenon so unexpected that we relaxed our efforts, with the result that
+the boots immediately disappeared again. A second attempt was more
+successful; an arm and a leg this time came to the surface simultaneously,
+and the moralist was delivered from the snowy recesses broadside on. We
+rearranged his raiment, shook the snow out of the creases of his clothes,
+tied a bath towel round his head, which, for some obscure reason, he had
+brought with him—the towel, not his head—and harnessed him this time
+securely between two members of the party. Possibly from the effects of
+his misadventure, he remained silent for some time, or his flow of
+conversation may have been hindered by the fact that his supporters ran
+him violently down steep places whenever he showed symptoms of commencing
+a fresh dissertation. It was no easy task to find the little hut in the
+darkness, and it was not until after we had blundered about a good deal
+that we caught sight of the beacon light, consisting of a very cheap dip
+exhibited in the window, as a sign that entertainment for man and beast
+might be found within. The moralist, who was always to the fore when the
+subject of refreshment was mentioned, discovered a milking-stool, and
+drawing it in great triumph to the best place in front of the stove, sat
+down on it, with the immediate result that he was precipitated backwards
+into the ash-pan. There we left him, as being a suitable place for
+repentance.
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+
+The rest of the party gathered for supper round the festive board, which
+was rather uncertain on its legs, and inclined to tip up. Owing to some
+miscarriage, the larder of the cabane was not well stocked, and all the
+entertainment that could be furnished consisted of one bent-up little
+sausage, exceeding black and dry, and a very large teapot. However, there
+was plenty of fresh milk provided after a short interval, though the
+latter article was not obtained without considerable difficulty, and
+remonstrances proceeding from an adjoining shed, probably due to
+somnolence on the part of the animal from which the supply was drawn.
+Presently a great commotion, as of numerous bodies rolling down a steep
+ladder, was heard, and there appeared at the door a large collection of
+small shock-headed children, who gaped at us in silent wonder. Anxious to
+ascertain the physical effects that might be induced by the consumption of
+the sausage, the moralist, who amongst his many talents had apparently a
+turn for experimental physiology, cut off a block and placed it in the
+open mouth of the eldest of the children. This unexpected favour led to
+the boy’s swallowing the morsel whole, and he shortly afterwards retired
+with a somewhat pained expression of countenance; the other members of the
+family followed shortly after in tears, in consequence of the Italianised
+young lady, who possessed a strong fund of human sympathy and a love for
+the picturesque, having made an attempt to conciliate their good-will by
+patting their respective heads, and asking them their names in a
+conjectural _patois_. We were now ready to start again, and demanded of
+our hostess what there was to pay. This request led her to go to the foot
+of the ladder, which represented a staircase, and call out for the
+proprietor. A little black-headed man in response instantly precipitated
+himself down the steps, shot into the apartment, and, without any
+preliminary calculation, named the exact price. On receiving his money he
+scuttled away again like a frightened rabbit, brought the change, jerked
+it down on the table, and darted off again to his slumbers. The whole
+transaction occupied some five-and-twenty seconds.
+
+Part of the programme consisted in descending back to Argentière by
+lantern-light, but the resources of the establishment could only produce
+one battered machine, and it was no easy task with this illumination to
+keep the members of the party from straying away from the narrow path.
+Indeed, several members did part from the rest, curiously enough in pairs;
+but before long we left the narrow defile, and as we passed from under the
+shelter of the slope on our right, and could see across the Chamouni
+valley, we came suddenly in view of the great mass of the Aiguille Verte,
+so suddenly, indeed, that it made us start back for the moment; for,
+illumined by a grey ghostly light, the mountain seemed at first to hang
+right over us. There is, perhaps, no finer view of the Aiguille Verte to
+be obtained than from this point; certainly no finer effects of light and
+shade than were granted by the conditions under which we saw it, could
+have been devised to show the peak off to the best advantage. So long did
+we delay to dwell on the fairy-like scene, that the vacuous youth,
+accompanied by the young lady of varied accomplishments, caught us up and
+joined us quite suddenly, to their exceeding confusion. The youth, without
+being invited to do so, explained, blushing violently the while, that they
+had lost the path in the darkness, and had only been able to regain the
+track by lighting a series of lucifer matches—an entire fiction on his
+part, but condoned, as evincing more readiness of wit than we had
+previously given him credit for. We heard also that their way had been
+barred by a swamp and a mountain stream, which, like gossip, can have had
+no particular origin. The young lady, mindful of the absence of her
+preceptress and consequently heedless of grammar, described the situation
+neatly as being “awfully bogs.”
+
+(M135)
+
+If the expedition had shown us no more than this moonlight effect, the
+reward would have been ample. In truth, from first to last the expedition
+was one which it would be hard to match for variety of interest in all the
+sub-Alpine district. At Argentière we rejoined the carriages, and found
+the horses just a little more inclined for exertion than they had been in
+the morning; their joy at going home seemed to be tempered by the fact
+that they recognised that they would inevitably be called upon to start
+from the same point at no very distant period; and that to return home was
+but to go back to the starting-point for further laborious excursions. But
+their equine tempers seemed thoroughly soured. The Italianised young lady
+was taken in charge by her elder sister, who had completed her education,
+and knew consequently the hollowness of the world and the folly of younger
+sisters’ flirtations, and securely lodged in the landau. The youth, after
+an ineffectual attempt to find a place in the same carriage, climbed to
+the box seat of the other vehicle, and relieved his feelings by cracking
+the driver’s whip with great dexterity; in fact, we discovered that this
+was one of his principal accomplishments. Not the least satisfactory part
+of the climb, in the estimation of some members of the party, was the fact
+that the moralist had lost his note-book during his imprisonment in the
+crevasse.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IX.
+
+
+ A FRAGMENT
+
+
+ An unauthentic MS.—Solitude on the mountain: its advantages to the
+ historian of the Alps—A rope walk—The crossing of the Schrund—A
+ novel form of avalanche and an airy situation—A towering
+ obstacle—The issue of the expedition in the balance—A very narrow
+ escape—The final rush—Victory!—The perils of the descent—I plunge
+ _in medias res_—A flying descent.
+
+
+The following account is somewhat of a puzzle. It appears to contain
+certain facts of so startling a nature, that the ascent to which they
+refer must unquestionably have been of a very exciting character. The
+details are not so wholly unlike descriptions which have passed the
+searching discrimination of editors, in publications relating more or less
+to Alpine matters, as to warrant the assumption that they are
+fabrications. They do not appear, as far as the writer can ascertain, to
+have been seen in print hitherto; but as all Alpine writings relate but
+rigid matters of fact and actual occurrences, there seems no objection to
+publishing the manuscript, notwithstanding that its authorship is only
+conjectural. It is unfortunate that its fragmentary nature leaves one
+somewhat in doubt as to the actual peak to which the description refers.
+It has been suggested by a plausible commentator, judging from internal
+evidence and the style of writing, that the manuscript of which the
+fragment consists formed part of an account originally intended for some
+work not published in this country, or even, possibly, was primarily
+designed to fill the columns of one of our own daily newspapers during the
+silly season.
+
+(M136)
+
+“... The day was cloudless, serene, and bright. Only in the immediate
+foreground did the heavy banks, betokening a _tourmente_, sweep around
+with relentless fury. Far above, the towering crags of the majestic peak
+pierced the sky. How to get there! And alone! The situation was sublime;
+yet more, it was fascinating; once again, it was enthralling. Far below
+lay the prostrate bodies of my companions, worn out, wearied, gorged with
+_petit vin_ and sardines. A thought flashed across my mind. Why should I
+not scale alone these heights which had hitherto defied the most
+consummate _intrépides_? In a moment the resolution was taken. For me, for
+me alone, should the laurel wreaths be twined. For me should the booming
+cannon, charged with fifty centimes’ worth of uncertain powder, betoken
+victory. For me alone should the assortment of cheap flags which had done
+duty on many previous occasions of rejoicing, be dragged forth. What was
+the expense to a hero when the glow of so magnificent an achievement
+should swell his heart and loosen his purse-strings? The account might
+reach a sum of two and a half, nay, even five francs; but what of that? I
+girded myself with the trusty rope, and, attaching one end lightly to a
+projecting crag twenty feet above, hauled myself in a moment on to the
+eminence. Involuntarily I shot a glance downwards. The scene was
+fearful—one to make the most resolute quail. But there was no time for
+thought, still less for accurate description. A fearfully steep couloir,
+flanked by two yawning bergschrunds, stretched away horizontally right and
+left. How to cross them! It was the work of a moment. Unfastening the knot
+in the rope above me, I threw myself, heart and soul, into the work. Where
+heart and soul are, there must, in the ante-mortem state, be the body
+also. This is logic. Thus I entered the chasm. Battling desperately with
+the huge icicles that threatened me at every step, I forced my way through
+the snow bridge and breathed again. The first schrund was accomplished.
+Next the rope was fastened to my trusty axe, and with an herculean effort
+I threw it far above me; fortunately it caught in a notch, and in a few
+seconds I had climbed, with the agility of a monkey, up the tightened
+cord. Goodness gracious! (_sapristi!_) what do I hear? A sudden roar below
+betokened an immediate danger. Horror! sweeping and roaring up the slope
+from the glacier beneath, I beheld a huge avalanche. I will conceal
+nothing. I own that the appalling situation and its terribly dramatic
+nature forced me to ejaculate a cry. I do not claim originality for it. I
+said, ‘Oh! my mother!’ (_Oh! ma mère!_) This relieved me. Now was the time
+indeed for coolness. Fortunate, most fortunate, that I was alone.
+Thrusting the spike of the axe into the solid rock face like the spear of
+Ithuriel, in the twinkling of an eye I had fastened one end of the rope to
+the projecting head of the axe, and the other to my waist, and launched
+myself over the ridge into space. Fortunate, most fortunate again, as in
+the hurry of the moment I had attached the rope below my own centre of
+gravity, that I was light-headed. Had this not been the case, assuredly I
+should have dangled feet uppermost over the abyss. Not a moment too soon.
+The avalanche dashed up the slope, grinding the axe to powder, but by good
+luck entangling the rope between the massive blocks and carrying it up,
+with myself attached, nearly 100 metres—I should say 300 feet—above where
+I had previously stood. I had accomplished in a moment what might have
+cost hours of toil. Again it was sublime. The thought crossed my mind that
+the sublime often approaches the ridiculous. But the rocks, previously
+broken up, had been ground by the sweeping avalanche into a surface smooth
+as polished steel. How to descend these again! Banish the thought! The
+mountain was not yet climbed. Upwards, past yawning séracs, towering
+bergschrunds, slippery crevasses, gaping arêtes, I made my way. For a few
+hundred feet I bounded upwards with great rapidity. Despite the rugged
+nature of the rocks everything went smoothly. Of a sudden a terrible
+obstacle was presented to my gaze. I felt that all my hopes seemingly were
+dashed. A stupendous cleft, riving the mountain’s side to an unfathomable
+depth, barred further progress. From top to bottom both sides of the chasm
+overhung; and far below, where they joined, the angle of meeting was so
+sharp that I felt that I must infallibly be wedged in without hope of
+extrication if I fell. For a few moments I hesitated, but only for a few.
+Close by was a tower of rock, smooth and vertical, some twelve feet
+high—the height of two men, in fact. No handhold save on the top. This was
+but a simple matter. Had any one else been with me, I should have stood on
+his shoulders; as it was I stood on my own head. Thus I climbed to the
+summit of the pointed obelisk of rock. Exactly opposite, on the farther
+side of the cleft, was a similar rock cone, but the distance was too great
+to spring across. I was in a dilemma—on one horn of it, in fact; how to
+get to the other! I adopted an ingenious plan. Taking my trusty axe, I
+placed the pointed end in a little notch in the rock, and then, with
+herculean strength, bent the staff and wedged the head also into a notch.
+The trusty axe was now bent like a bow. Again I hesitated before trusting
+myself to the bow; in fact, it was long before I drew it. But a former
+experience stood me in good stead. Once before, driven by a less powerful
+impetus—merely that of a human leg—I had flown through a greater distance.
+I made up my mind, and, summoning all my fortitude, placed my back against
+the arc and, lightly touching one end, released the spring. Instantly I
+felt myself propelled straight into mid-air, and before I had time to
+realise the success of my scheme, was flung against the pinnacle on the
+opposite side and embraced it. What were my feelings on finding that this
+huge pinnacle had no more stability than a ninepin, and as my weight came
+on to it slowly heeled over! Nor was this all. Slowly, like the pendulum
+of a metronome, it rolled back again, and I found to my horror that I was
+clinging to the apex of the rock, and dangling right over the chasm! I
+cannot recall that in all my adventures I had ever been in a precisely
+similar situation. However, a hasty calculation satisfied me that the
+rocking crag must again right itself. As I expected, it did so, and as the
+pinnacle of rock swung back once more to the perpendicular I sprang from
+it with all my force. The impetus landed me safe, but the crag toppled
+over into the abyss. Here I noted an interesting scientific fact. Taking
+out my watch, I was able to estimate, by the depth of the cleft, the
+height I had already climbed. _The boulder took a minute and a half in
+falling before it reached anywhere._ I own that the escape was a narrow
+one, and even my unblushing cheek paled a little at the thought of it. But
+I could not be far now, I hoped, from the summit; and, indeed, the
+condition of a dead bird which it so happened lay on the rocks—in a
+passive sense—convinced me that the summit of the lofty peak was close at
+hand. But few obstacles now remained. Another step or two revealed a
+glassy unbroken rock cone leading to the summit. It seemed impossible at
+first to surmount it, but my resources were not yet at an end. Dragging
+off my boots, I tore out with my teeth the long nails and drove them in
+one after another. By this means I ascended the first half of the final
+peak; but then the supply of nails was exhausted, and I felt that time
+would not permit me to draw out the lower nails and place them in
+succession above the others. Luckily I still carried with me a flask of
+the execrable _petit vin_ supplied by Mons. —— of the inn below. I applied
+a little to the rock. The effect was magical. In a moment the hard face
+was softened to the consistence of cheese, and with my trusty axe I had no
+difficulty in scraping out small steps. The worst was now over. Just as
+the shades of night were gathering softly around, I stepped with the proud
+consciousness of victory on to the very highest point. This indeed was
+sublime. The toil of years was accomplished; it seemed almost a dream.
+Nerved to frenzy, with a mighty sweep of the axe I struck off a huge block
+from the summit to carry away as a token of conquest, and planting the
+weapon in the hole, tore off garment after garment to make a suitable
+flag; only did I desist on reflecting that it would become barely possible
+for me to descend if I acted thus. Intoxicated with victory, I shouted and
+sang for a while, and then turned to the descent. The night was fast
+closing in, but this mattered not, for I made light of all the obstacles,
+and they were so numerous that I succeeded perfectly by this means in
+seeing my way. Faster and faster I sped along, descending with ease over
+the blocks and fragments of the morning’s avalanche. Now and again the
+descent was assisted by fastening the rope securely to projecting crags,
+and then allowing myself to slide down to its full length. Then I went up
+again, untied the rope, fastened it anew below, and repeated the manœuvre.
+Thus at midnight I reached the edge of the cliff, at the foot of which my
+companions had been left in the morning. I feared they might be anxious
+for my safety, the more especially that I had not yet paid them for their
+services. Peering over the edge of the vertical precipice into the murky
+darkness, I called out. There was no response. Then I said ‘Pst,’ and
+tapped the glassy slope with my pocket knife. Even this plan failed to
+attract their attention. I shouted with still more force. Finally,
+standing up on the edge of the cliff, I sent forth a shout so terribly
+loud that it must have waked even a sleeping adder. A fatal error! for the
+reverberation of my voice was echoed back with such fearful force from a
+neighbouring crag that the shock struck me backwards, and in a moment I
+was flying through mid-air—to annihilation.”
+
+ * * * * * *
+
+“There is a blank in this narrative which I can never fill up. This only
+do I know; that when I came again to my senses, I was warmly ensconced in
+a blanket, whilst my companions stood around in a circle shivering, as
+they gazed at me with amazement. Their account, which I can scarcely
+credit, was that as they were engaged in stretching out and shaking a
+blanket preparatory to spreading their bed for the night, an apparently
+heaven-sent form had descended from above into the very middle of it; the
+shock tore the blanket from their grasp, and in a twinkling I lay wrapt up
+safe and comfortable at their feet.”
+
+(M137)
+
+Such is the fragment. It has been thought better to present it as far as
+possible in its original form, and without any editing. That the account
+is a little highly coloured perhaps in parts may be allowed, but some
+licence may legitimately be accorded to an author who is no empty dreamer,
+but has evidently experienced some rather exciting episodes.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER X.
+
+
+ THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING
+
+
+ Mountaineers and their critics—The early days of the Alpine
+ Club—The founders of mountaineering—The growth of the
+ amusement—Novelty and exploration—The formation of
+ centres—Narrowing of the field of mountaineering—The upward limit
+ of mountaineering—De Saussure’s experience—Modern development of
+ climbing—Mr. Whymper’s experience—Mr. Graham’s experience—The
+ ascent of great heights—Mr. Grove’s views—Messrs. Coxwell and
+ Glaisher’s balloon experiences—Reasons for dissenting from Mr.
+ Glaisher’s views—The possibility of ascending Mount
+ Everest—Physiological aspect of the question—Acclimatisation to
+ great heights—The direction in which mountaineering should be
+ developed—The results that may be obtained—Chamouni a century
+ hence—A Rip van Winkle in the Pennine Alps—The dangers of
+ mountaineering—Conclusion.
+
+
+(M138)
+
+From time to time, when some accident has happened in the Alps, the press
+and the public have been pleased to take such unfortunate occurrence as a
+text, and to preach serious sermons to mountaineers. We have been called
+hard names in our time; we have been accused of fostering an amusement of
+no earthly-practical good, and one which has led to “miserable” waste of
+valuable life. Gentle expressions of animadversion, such as “criminal
+folly,” “reckless venture, which has no better purpose than the
+gratification of a caprice or the indulgence of a small ambition,” “a
+subject of humiliating interest,” and the like, have at times been freely
+used. But it is well known to authors and to dramatists that criticisms of
+a nature known as “smashing” are not, on the whole, always to be deplored,
+and are occasionally the best to enhance the success of the work. The
+novel or play, however unreservedly condemned by the reviewer, has got
+some chance of living if it be hinted that some of the situations in it
+are a little _risquées_; and to a great many the idea seems constantly
+present that mountaineering owes its principal attraction to the element
+of risk inseparable from its pursuit. As an absolute matter of fact such
+is not the case. Apart from this, however, mountaineers may be thankful
+that the critics in question have, when they noticed our doings at all,
+condemned us very heartily indeed, and thundered forth their own
+strictures on our folly in sonorous terms; in fact, attacks of this nature
+have by no means impaired the vitality of such associations as Alpine
+clubs, but rather, like attacks of distemper in dogs, have increased their
+value.
+
+It would be easy enough, from the mountaineer’s point of view, and in a
+work which, at the best, can interest only those who have some sympathy
+with climbing as a pure pastime, to pass over these hard words, and to
+reckon them as merely the vapourings of envious mortals not initiated into
+the mysteries of the mountaineering craft; but such criticisms may lead or
+perhaps reflect public opinion, and are not, therefore, to be treated
+lightly. It might be held that for any notice to be taken at all is
+complimentary, and we might seek shelter in the epigrammatic saying that
+he who has no enemies has no character; that though hope may spring
+eternal in the human breast, jealousy is a trait still more constantly
+found. But this line of argument is not one to be adopted. The _tu quoque_
+style of defence is not one well calculated to gain a verdict. No doubt
+the question has been treated often enough before, and in discussing it
+the writer may seem but to be doing what nowadays the climber is forced to
+do in the Alps—namely, wander again, perhaps ramble, over ground that has
+been well trodden many times before. But the conditions have changed
+greatly since mountaineering first became a popular pastime, and since the
+first editions of “Peaks, Passes, and Glaciers” were rapidly sold out. It
+is, the writer fears, only too true in these latter days that mountaineers
+may be classified as Past and Present. Whether a third class may be added
+of “the Future” is a question—to be answered, I hope, in the affirmative.
+
+(M139)
+
+The Alpine Club was founded in 1857 by a few ardent devotees to what was
+then an entirely new form of pastime. The original members of that club
+could never have even dreamed of the wide popularity mountaineering was
+destined to acquire, or the influence that the establishment of the Alpine
+Club was to have on it; and, like the fish in an aquarium, they can hardly
+have known what they were in for. In the present day there are Alpine
+clubs in almost every country in Europe, and in some countries there are
+several, numbering their members in some cases by thousands. Nor is it
+only on the continent of Europe that there are mountaineering clubs. Not
+that the writer ventures to assert that every member of this multitude is
+devoted to the high Alps, or that it is in the least degree essential to
+climb high and difficult mountains in order to learn the fascination of
+their natural beauties. It may be pointed out, however, that the
+“miserable waste of valuable life” is in the greatest part not on the
+great peaks and passes, but on little hills. Every year we read of
+accidents on mountains such as the Faulhorn, the Monte Salvatore in the
+Alps, or Snowdon, Helvellyn and the like in our own country. Possibly
+these disasters might never have taken place had the experience of
+mountaineering craft gained in high regions been properly appreciated and
+utilised. The good surgeon is he who, utilising all his own and all his
+predecessors’ experience, recognises, and makes provision against, all the
+risks that may conceivably be involved in the most trifling operation he
+may be called upon to perform; and holiday ramblers in our own land and in
+sub-Alpine regions might, not without advantage, profit by the example.
+
+(M140)
+
+Five-and-twenty years ago in Switzerland there were numberless heights
+untrodden, passes uncrossed, and regions unexplored. Then, moreover, there
+were comparatively but few to cross the passes or climb the mountains; but
+those few did mighty deeds. Peak after peak fell before them, while slowly
+but surely they opened up new regions and brought unexpected beauties to
+light. In those days climbing as an art was but in its infancy, restricted
+to a few amateurs specially qualified to pursue it, and to a very limited
+number of guides—merely those, in fact (not such a numerous class as
+people seem generally to imagine), who had made chamois-hunting one of the
+principal objects of their lives. Gradually the art became more developed,
+and with the increase of power thus acquired came increase of confidence.
+From the fact that the training in the mountaineering art was gradual, it
+was necessarily thorough—a fact that a good many climbers would do well to
+bear in mind in these latter days. Then, of course, the charm of novelty,
+so dear to the mountaineer, was seldom absent; he could strike out right
+or left and find virgin soil; but in quest of novelty search had to be
+made before long in remote regions. It followed that exploration was not
+limited, and the early pioneers of mountaineering could, and did learn
+more of the geography and varied beauties of the Alps in a single season
+than their followers do, in the present day, in five or six.
+
+After a while the fashion of mountaineering altered sensibly, and a strong
+conservatism sprang up. Certain districts became more and more frequented;
+certain peaks acquired special popularity, either because they were
+conveniently placed and ready of access; or because there was a certain
+touch of romance about them, as in the case of the Matterhorn; or because
+they had acquired the reputation of being difficult, and it was thought
+that a successful ascent would stamp the climber at once as a skilful
+person and a very daring creature. Thus places like Zermatt, Grindelwald,
+Chamouni, and the Æggischhorn became the great centres of mountaineering,
+and have remained so ever since. Independent exploration gradually gave
+way to the charm of meeting others bent on the same pursuit of climbing;
+but this feeling was not without its drawbacks, and tended to check what
+has been called cosmopolitanism in mountaineering. How few, even among
+those who visit the Alps regularly, know anything whatever of such large,
+important, and interesting districts as the Silvretta group, the Rheinwald
+group, or the Lepontine Alps! while districts like Zermatt are thronged
+and crowded, and the mountains absolutely done to death. Not that it is
+hard to understand how this narrowing of the field of mountaineering has
+been brought about. There comes a time of life to most men when they find
+more pleasure in meeting old friends than in making new acquaintances; and
+the same feeling would appear to extend to the mountains.
+
+It must be confessed here that the writer is disposed to look upon
+mountaineering in the Alps, in the sense in which it has hitherto been
+known, as a pastime that will before long become extinct. In some soils
+trees grow with extraordinary rapidity and vigour, but do not strike their
+roots very deep, and so are prone to early decay. Still, it does not
+follow that, even should these pessimist forebodings prove true, and
+climbing be relegated to the limbo of archaic pursuits, the Alps will not
+attract their thousands as they have done for many years. The dearth of
+novelty is sometimes held to be the principal cause that will eventually
+lead to the decay of mountaineering. There is a reasonable probability,
+however, to judge from the Registrar-General’s reports, that the world
+will still be peopled some time hence, and possibly a generation will then
+arise of mountaineering revivalists who, never having tasted the flavour
+of novelty in Alpine climbing, will not perceive that its absence is any
+loss. Yet in the Alps alone many seem to forget that, while they are
+exhausting in every detail a few spots, there are numerous and varied
+expeditions of similar nature still to be accomplished, the scenes of
+which lie within a few hours of London. It is of course only to
+mountaineering as a semi-fashionable craze that these remarks apply. The
+knowledge of the art, acquired primarily in the Alps, which has led to the
+development of mountaineering as a science will not be wasted, and the
+training acquired in holiday expeditions, when amusement or the regaining
+of health was the principal object, can be turned to valuable practical
+account elsewhere. So shall there be a future for mountaineering. No doubt
+but few may be able to find the opportunity, unless indeed they make it
+somewhat of a profession, of exploring the great mountainous districts
+still almost untouched—such, for instance, as the Himalayas. But it is in
+some such direction as this that the force of the stream, somewhat tending
+to dry up in its original channel, will, it may be hoped, spread in the
+future.
+
+(M141)
+
+It has already been shown, by the results of many modern expeditions, that
+the old views that obtained with respect to the upward limit of
+mountaineering must, to say the least, be considerably modified. From
+early times the question of the effects of rarefied air in high regions on
+mountaineers has attracted attention. As a matter of fact the subject is
+still barely in its infancy. A few remarks on this point may not perhaps
+be thought too technical, for they bear, I hope, on the mountaineering of
+the future.
+
+It is matter of notoriety that in these days travellers seem less subject
+to discomfort in the high Alps than in former times. De Saussure, for
+instance, in the account of his famous ascent of Mont Blanc in 1787,
+speaks a good deal of the difficulty of respiration. At his bivouac on the
+Plateau, at an elevation of 13,300 feet, the effects of the rarefied air
+were much commented on; and these remarks are the more valuable, inasmuch
+as De Saussure was a man of science and a most acute observer; while his
+account, a thing too rare in these days, is characterised by extreme
+modesty of description. The frequency of the respirations, he observed,
+which ensued on any exertion caused great fatigue. Nowadays, however,
+pedestrians, often untrained, may be seen daily ascending at a very much
+faster pace than De Saussure seems to have gone, and yet the effects are
+scarcely felt. No one now expects much to suffer from this cause, and no
+one does. In recent times we hear accounts of ascents of mountains like
+Elbruz, 18,526 feet, by Mr. Grove and others; of Cotopaxi, 19,735 feet,
+and Chimborazo, 20,517(7) feet, by Mr. Whymper; and the most recent, and
+by far the most remarkable, of Kabru in the Himalayas, about 24,000 feet,
+by Mr. Graham. In all these expeditions the travellers spent nights in
+bivouacs far above the level of the Grand Plateau where De Saussure
+encamped. We cannot suppose that in the Caucasus, the Andes, or the
+Himalayas the air differs much from that of the Alps with regard to its
+rarefaction effects on travellers. In fact, the Alpine traveller would in
+this respect probably be much better off, for the general conditions
+surrounding him would be more like those to which he was accustomed. He
+would not have, for instance, to contend with the effects of changed or
+meagre diet or unaccustomed climate.
+
+(M142)
+
+Mr. F. C. Grove, a very high authority on such a point, in his description
+of the ascent of Elbruz, in the course of some remarks on the rarity of
+the air, states his belief that at some height or another, less than that
+of the loftiest mountain, there must be a limit at which no amount of
+training and good condition will enable a man to live; and he says, “It
+may be taken for granted that no human being could walk to the top of
+Mount Everest.”(8) This was written in 1875; but a great deal has happened
+since then, though the same opinion is still very generally entertained.
+But with this opinion I cannot coincide at all, for reasons that appear to
+me logically conclusive. In the first place, a party of three, composed of
+Mr. Graham, Herr Emil Boss, and the Swiss guide Kauffman, have ascended
+more than 5,000 feet higher than the top of Elbruz, and none of the party
+experienced any serious effect, or, indeed, apparently any effect at all
+other than those naturally incidental to severe exertion. It must be
+admitted that one result of their expedition was to prove, tolerably
+conclusively, that Mount Everest is not the highest mountain in the world.
+Still, until it is officially deposed, it may be taken, for argument’s
+sake, as the ultimate point. Now, it would seem to be beyond doubt that a
+man, being transported to a height much greater than Mount Everest, can
+still live. In Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher’s famous balloon ascent from
+Wolverhampton on September 5, 1862, described in “Travels in the Air,” it
+was computed that the travellers reached a height of nearly 37,000
+feet,(9) and this in less than an hour from the time of leaving the earth.
+Deduct 5,000 feet from this computation, to allow for possible error, and
+we still have a height left of 32,000 feet, an elevation, that is, very
+considerably greater than the summit of Mount Everest—possibly a greater
+elevation than the summit of any mountain. Life then, it is proved, can be
+sustained at such a height, and the point that remains for consideration
+is whether the necessary exertion of walking or climbing to the same
+height would render the actual ascent impossible.
+
+(M143)
+
+Since the days of De Saussure some 8,000 feet have been added to the
+height to which the possibility of ascending has been proved. It seems to
+me unreasonable to assume that another 5,000 feet may not yet be added,
+and arbitrary to conclude that at some point higher than Kabru but lower
+than Mount Everest the limit of human endurance must necessarily be
+reached. Mr. Glaisher himself does not appear to think that, from his
+experience, any such ascent as that we have been considering would be
+possible for an Alpine traveller (_op. cit._ p. 21 and elsewhere). But,
+with every deference to so great an authority, a few considerations may be
+submitted which tend most seriously to invalidate his conclusions and
+opinions, and which may serve to show also that the effects of rarefied
+air probably differ more widely in the two cases of the aëronaut and the
+mountaineer than is generally supposed. Writing in 1871, Mr. Glaisher
+says,(10) “At a height of three miles I never experienced any annoyance or
+discomfort; yet there is no ascent I think of Mont Blanc in which great
+inconvenience and severe _pain_ have not been felt at a height of 13,000
+feet; but then, as before remarked, this is an elevation attained only
+after two days of excessive toil.” Mr. Glaisher is here referring chiefly
+to Dr. Hamel’s ascent of Mont Blanc, and would seem apparently to be
+unaware that, long before he wrote, the ascent of Mont Blanc, from
+Chamouni and back to the same place, had been accomplished within
+twenty-four hours. In 1873, if my memory serves me right, Mr. Passingham
+started from Chamouni, ascended the mountain, and returned to his hotel in
+a little less than twenty hours.(11) Compare such an ascent as this—not by
+any means an isolated instance—with De Saussure’s experience, and when we
+consider how remarkable has been the development of mountaineering in this
+direction, we may surely hold that to fix at present any absolute limit is
+unduly arbitrary. Further, the ascents of Chimborazo and the other
+mountains named above have all been accomplished since Mr. Glaisher wrote.
+Mr. Glaisher states that the aëronaut may acclimatise himself to great
+heights by repeated ascents; but how much more may the mountaineer then
+hope to do so! The aëronaut necessarily makes ascents rapidly(12) and at
+rare intervals. The mountaineer can acclimatise himself to high regions by
+a constant and gradual process, a method obviously better calculated to
+extend the limits of his endurance.
+
+Of course I am only discussing the actual possibility, not entering into
+the question for a moment of whether it is worth while to do it. It may be
+that to attempt an ascent of Mount Everest would prove almost as rash an
+undertaking as an endeavour to swim through the Niagara rapids—that is, if
+the mountaineering difficulties are so great as to make the two instances
+parallel. Two points have to be considered: one, that, granted the
+desirability of making such an ascent, we do not yet fully know the best
+manner of undertaking it; and another, that we are still very ignorant as
+to the physiological effects of rarefied air on the human frame.(13)
+
+(M144)
+
+With regard to the first point, we know indeed this much—that, granted
+good condition, a man can “acclimatise” himself to great heights, and when
+so acclimatised he can undergo much more exertion in very high regions
+with much less effect. The experience of Mr. Whymper in the Andes, and of
+Mr. Graham and others in the Himalayas, has shown this conclusively
+enough. Let a man sleep at a height, say, of 18,000 feet, and then ascend
+from that point another 3,000 or 4,000 feet; he may possibly feel the
+effects to be so great that an attempt to sleep again at the latter height
+would render him incapable of exertion the next day, as far as an ascent
+is concerned. Let him descend till he can bivouac, say at 20,000 feet, and
+then again try, starting afresh. After a while he would be able to
+accomplish still more than at his first attempt; and so on, until he
+reached the summit. But even supposing that no amount of acclimatisation
+enables him to accomplish his end, he has other weapons in his armoury.
+
+(M145)
+
+The second point mentioned above is that the physiological effects of
+rarefied air on the human economy are but little known; were these
+understood the resources of science might be called in to obviate them. It
+may be said that no amount of science will obviate the very simple fact
+that exertion causes fatigue, but the answer is that we have no real idea
+of all the causes which lead to this fatigue. This is not the place to
+speculate on a somewhat abstruse and unquestionably complicated
+physiological problem, but the direction in which the question may be
+approached from the scientific side is worthy of being pointed out. This
+much may be said, however, that when we talk of strong heart and strong
+lungs in connection with the question of the possibility of ascending on
+foot to the greatest altitudes, we are only, from the physiological point
+of view, taking into account one or two factors, and perhaps not the most
+important ones. The cavillers may be reminded that physiology is not and
+never will become a finite science. To my mind at least, as far as human
+endurance is concerned, it would be no more surprising to me to hear that
+a man had succeeded in walking up Mount Everest than to know that a man
+can succeed in standing an arctic climate while on a sledging expedition.
+Objections like the difficulty of arranging for a supply of food, of
+expense, of risk, and so forth, are not taken into account—they are really
+beside the question: they have not proved insuperable obstacles in the
+case of arctic exploration; they will not prove insurmountable to the
+ambitious mountaineer we are contemplating. I do not for a moment say that
+it would be wise to ascend Mount Everest, but I believe most firmly that
+it is humanly possible to do so; and, further, I feel sure that, even in
+our own time, perhaps, the truth of these views will receive material
+corroboration. Mount Everest itself may offer insuperable mountaineering
+obstacles, but in the unknown, unseen district to the north there may be
+peaks of equal height presenting no more technical difficulties than Mont
+Blanc or Elbruz.
+
+(M146)
+
+From the purely athletic point of view, then, the mountaineering
+experience which has been gained almost exclusively in the Alps may, by a
+still further development in the future, enable the climber so to develop
+the art that he may reach the highest elevation on this world’s crust; and
+he may do this without running undue risk. _Cui bono?_ it may be asked;
+and it is nearly as hard to answer the question as it is to explain to the
+supine and unaspiring person the good that may be expected to accrue to
+humanity by reaching the North Pole; yet the latter project, albeit to
+some it seems like a struggle of man against physical forces which make or
+mar worlds, is one that is held to be right and proper to be followed. At
+the least an observer, even of limited powers, may reasonably be expected,
+supposing he accomplished such a feat as the ascent of Mount Everest, to
+bring back results of equal scientific value with the arctic traveller,
+while the purely geographical information he should gain would have
+fiftyfold greater practical value. The art and science of mountaineering
+has been learned and developed in the Alps, and the acquirement of this
+learning has been a pleasure to many. If the holiday nature of
+mountaineering should in the future be somewhat dropped, and if a few of
+those who follow should take up the more serious side, and make what has
+been a pastime into a profession (and why should not some do so? That
+which is worth doing at all is worth developing to the utmost possible
+limit), good will come, unless it be argued that there is no gain in
+extending geographical knowledge; and no advantage in rectifying surveys
+and rendering them as accurate as possible. As has been remarked by Mr.
+Douglas Freshfield, the advantage of including in survey parties, such as
+are still engaged on our Indian frontier, the services of some who have
+made mountaineering a branch to be learnt in their profession, would be
+very distinct. Work done in the Alps would, in this direction, perhaps,
+bear the best fruit and reap the highest practical value which it might be
+hoped to attain. The value would be real. The search after truth, whether
+it be in the fields of natural science, of geography, or its to-be-adopted
+sister orography, can never fail to be right and good and beneficial.
+Enthusiasm all this! you say. Granted freely. Without some enthusiasm and
+energy the world would cease to turn, and the retarding section of mankind
+would be triumphant, save that they would be too languid to realise the
+victory of their principles.
+
+But still, if properly qualified men are to be forthcoming to meet such a
+want, which undoubtedly seems to exist, the old training-ground must not
+be deserted; the playground of Europe must be regarded in relation to
+serious work in the same light that the playing-fields of Eton were
+regarded by one who was somewhat of an authority. The Great Duke’s remark
+is too well known to need quotation. English folk may find it hard to hold
+their own against their near relations in athletic pursuits, such as
+cricket and sculling, but in mountaineering they undoubtedly lead, and
+will continue to do so. In one phase indeed of the pursuit their supremacy
+is menaced. In the matter of recognising the practical value to be
+obtained from mountaineering in surveying and the like, they are already
+behind other countries. The roll of honorary members of the Alpine Club
+comprises a list of men, most of whom have utilised their mountaineering
+experience to good purpose in advancing scientific exploration. In this
+department it is to be hoped that we shall not suffer ourselves to be
+outstripped, nor allow a store of valuable and laboriously acquired
+experience to remain wasted. The threatening cloud may pass off; the
+future of Alpine mountaineering may not prove to be so gloomy as it
+sometimes seems to the writer in danger of gradually becoming. The
+depression is, possibly, only temporary, and a natural consequence of
+reaction; and the zigzagging line on the chart, though it may never
+perhaps rise again to the point it once marked, yet may keep well at the
+normal—better, perhaps, at such a level than at fever heat. The old cry
+that we know so well on the mountains, that meets always with a ready
+thrill of response, may acquire a wider significance, and men will be
+found to answer to the familiar call of “Vorwärts, immer vorwärts!”
+
+After all, a century hence the mountaineering centres of to-day will
+perhaps still attract as they do now. It may be possible to get to
+Chamouni without submitting to the elaborately devised discomfort of the
+present Channel passage, and without the terrors of asphyxiation in the
+carriages of the Chemin de Fer du Nord. Surely the charm of the mountains
+must always draw men to the Alps, even though the glaciers may have shrunk
+up and sunk down, though places like Arolla and the Grimsel may have
+become thriving towns, or radical changes such as a drainage system at
+Chamouni have been instituted. If the glaciers do shrink, there will be
+all the more scope for the rock climber and the more opportunity of
+perfecting an art which has already been so much developed.
+
+(M147)
+
+A Rip van Winkle of our day, waking up in that epoch of the future, would
+for certain find much that was unaltered. The same types of humanity would
+be around him. Conceive this somnolent hero of fiction, clad in a felt
+wideawake that had once been white, in knickerbockers and Norfolk jacket,
+of which the seams had at one time held together, supporting his bent
+frame and creaking joints on a staff with rusted spike and pick. He
+descends laboriously from a vehicle that had jolted impartially
+generations before him (for the carriages of the valley are as little
+liable to wear out, in the eyes of their proprietors, as the “wonderful
+one-hoss shay”). He finds himself on a summer evening by the Hôtel de
+Ville at Chamouni, and facing the newly erected Opera-house. He looks with
+wondering eyes around. A youth (great-great-great-great-grandson of
+Jacques Balmat) approaches and waits respectfully by his side, ready to
+furnish information.
+
+“Why these flags and these rejoicings?” the old man asks.
+
+“To celebrate the tercentenary of the first ascent of Mont Blanc,” the boy
+answers.
+
+The veteran gazes around, shading his eyes with his shrivelled hand. The
+travellers come in. First a triumphal procession of successful and
+intrepid mountaineers. Banners wave, cannon go off—or more probably miss
+fire—bouquets are displayed, champagne and compliments are poured out;
+both the latter expressions of congratulation equally gassy, and both
+about equally genuine.
+
+“Who are these?” the old man inquires.
+
+“Do you not see the number on their banner?” answers the youth; “they are
+the heroes of the forty-fifth section of the tenth branch of the northern
+division of the Savoy Alpine Club.”
+
+“Ah!” the old man murmurs to himself, with a sigh of recollection, “I can
+remember that they were numerous even in my day.”
+
+Then follows a sad-looking, dejected creature, stealing back to his hotel
+by byways, but with face bronzed from exposure on rocks, not scorched by
+sun-reflecting snow; his boots scored with multitudinous little cuts and
+scratches telling of difficult climbing; his hands as brown as his face;
+his finger-nails, it must be admitted, seriously impaired in their
+symmetry.
+
+“And who is this? Has he been guilty of some crime?” the old man asks.
+
+“Not so,” the answer comes; “he has just completed the thousandth ascent
+of the Aiguille...; he comes of a curious race which, history relates, at
+one time much frequented these districts; but that was a great while
+ago—long before the monarchy was re-established. You do well to look at
+him; that is the last of the climbing Englishmen. They always seem
+depressed when they have succeeded in achieving their ambition of the
+moment; it is a characteristic of their now almost extinct race.”
+
+(M148)
+
+“And what about the perils of the expedition?” the old man asks,
+brightening up a little as if some old ideas had suddenly flashed across
+his mind. “I would fain know whether the journey is different now from
+what it was formerly; yet the heroes would mock me, perchance, if I were
+to interrogate them.”
+
+“Not at all,” the youth replies. “There are but few of the first party who
+would not vouchsafe to give you a full account, and might even in their
+courtesy embellish the narrative with flowers of rhetoric. But it is
+unnecessary. They will print a detailed and full description of their
+exploits. It has all been said before, but so has everything else, I
+think.”
+
+“That is true,” the old man murmurs to himself; “it was even so in my
+time, and two hundred years before I lived a French writer commenced his
+book with the remark, ‘_Tout est dit._’ But what of the other, the
+dejected survivor? does he not too write?”
+
+“Yes, indeed, but not in the same strain; he will but pour out a little
+gentle sarcasm and native spleen, in mild criticism of the fulsome periods
+he peruses in other tongues.”
+
+“Ah me!” thinks the old man, “in one respect then I need not prove so much
+behind the time. If the memory of the Alpine literature of my day were
+still fresh, I could hold mine own with those I see around.”
+
+May I be permitted, in conclusion, to come back to our own day, and to say
+a very few words on the subject of mountaineering accidents? Most heartily
+would I concur with any one who raised the objection that such remarks are
+out of place in a chapter on the mountaineering of the future. But perhaps
+we have been looking too far ahead, and there may be a period to follow
+between this our time and the future to be hoped for.
+
+(M149)
+
+It has sometimes been stated and written that no one desires to remove
+from mountaineering all danger. The dangers of mountaineering have been
+divided by a well-known authority into real and imaginary. The supposed
+existence of the latter is, I grant, desirable, especially to the
+inexperienced climber; but I shall always contend that it ought to be the
+great object of every votary of the pursuit to minimise the former to the
+utmost of his ability. Now, it is only by true experience—that is, by
+learning gradually the art of mountaineering—that the climber will achieve
+this result. Few of those unacquainted with the subject can have any idea
+of the extraordinary difference between the risk run on a difficult
+expedition (that is, on one where difficulties occur: the name of the peak
+or pass has little to do with the matter) by a practised mountaineer who
+has learned something of the art, and an inexperienced climber who has
+nothing but the best intentions to assist his steps. The man of experience
+bears always in mind the simple axioms and rules of his craft; if he does
+not he is a bad mountaineer. If the plain truth be told, accidents in the
+Alps have almost invariably, to whomsoever they befell, been due to
+breaking one or more of these same well-known rules, or, in other words,
+to bad mountaineering. That such is no more than a simple statement of
+fact a former president of the Alpine Club, Mr. C. E. Mathews, has
+abundantly proved.(14) Numbers of our countrymen, young and old, annually
+rush out to the Alps for the first time. Fired with ambition, or led on by
+the fascination of the pastime, with scarcely any preliminary training and
+no preliminary study of the subject, they at once begin to attack the more
+difficult peaks and passes. Success perhaps attends their efforts. Unfit,
+they go up a difficult mountain, trusting practically to the ability of
+the guides to do their employers’ share of the work as well as their own.
+They descend, and think to gauge their skill by the name of the expedition
+undertaken. The state of the weather and of the mountain determine whether
+such a performance be an act of simple or of culpable folly. For such the
+imaginary dangers are the most formidable. If they had taken the trouble
+to begin at the beginning, to learn the difference between the stem and
+stern of a boat before attempting to navigate an ironclad, they would have
+recognised, and profited by, the true risks run. As it is, they are
+probably inflated with conceit at overcoming visionary difficulties. They
+may make, indeed, in this way what in Alpine slang is called a good
+“book;” but by far the greater number fail to perceive that there is
+anything to learn. It is a pastime—an amusement; they do not look beyond
+this. But these same climbers would admit that in other forms of sport,
+such as cricket or rowing, proficiency is not found in beginners. It is in
+the study and development of the amusement that the true and deeper
+pleasure is to be found. A tyro in cricket would make himself an object of
+ridicule in a high-class match; the novice in the art of rowing would be
+loth to display his feeble powers if thrust into a racing four with three
+tried oarsmen; and yet the embryo climber can see nothing absurd in
+attacking mountains of recognised difficulty. Inexperience in the former
+instances at least could cause no harm, while ignorance of the elementary
+principles of mountaineering renders the climber a serious source of
+danger not only to himself but to others. There is no royal road to the
+acquirement of mountaineering knowledge. It is just as difficult to use
+the axe or alpenstock properly as the oar or the racquet; just as much
+patient, persevering practice is needed; but it is not on difficult
+expeditions that such inexperience can be best overcome.
+
+(M150)
+
+A man of average activity could, probably, actually climb, without any
+particular experience, most of, or all, the more difficult rock peaks
+under good conditions of weather and the like. But how different from the
+really practical mountaineer, who strives to make an art of his pastime.
+Watch the latter. First and foremost, he knows when to turn back, and does
+not hesitate to act as his judgment directs. He bears in mind that there
+is pleasure to be obtained from mountaineering even though the programme
+may not be carried out in its entirety as planned, and realises to the
+full that
+
+ ’Tis better to have climbed and failed
+ Than never to have climbed at all.
+
+His companions are always safe with him, his climbing unselfish; he never
+dislodges a loose stone—except purposely—either with hands, feet, or the
+loose rope; he is always as firm as circumstances will permit, prepared to
+withstand any sudden slip; he never puts forth more strength at each step
+than is necessary, thus saving his powers, being always ready in an
+emergency, and never degenerating into that most dangerous of
+encumbrances, a tired member of a united party: not, of course, that the
+vast majority of amateurs can ever hope, with their imperfect practice, to
+attain to the level of even a second-rate guide; still, by bringing his
+intelligence to bear on this, as he does on any other amusement, the
+amateur can render himself something more than a thoroughly reliable
+companion on any justifiable expedition.
+
+(M151)
+
+Let the spirit of competition lead young climbers to strive after
+excellence in this direction, rather than, as is too commonly the case,
+induce them to take “Times” as the criterion of mountaineering
+proficiency. There are instructors enough. Even from an inferior guide an
+infinite amount may be learnt; at the least such a one can recognise the
+real danger of the Alps, and in this respect possesses a faculty which is
+one of the chief the mountaineer has to acquire. Let the spirit in which
+the Alps are climbed be of some such nature as that I have attempted to
+indicate, and accidents such as those recorded in Mr. C. E. Mathews’ grim
+list will be of such rare occurrence that they will never be called up to
+discredit mountaineering. If, perchance, any words here written shall
+prompt in the future the climber to perfect his art more and more while
+frequenting the old haunts, and to extend and utilise mountaineering still
+more, then at least the writer may feel, like the mountain when it had
+brought forth the ridiculous mouse, that his labour has not been wholly in
+vain. Yet more: his gloomy forebodings shall be falsified, and with
+respect to the future of mountaineering the outlook will be bright enough.
+
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+ FOOTNOTES
+
+
+ M1 The survival of the unfit
+ M2 Sybaritic mountaineering
+ M3 The growth of the climbing craze
+ M4 A tropical day in the valley
+ M5 A deserted hostelry
+ M6 The hut above Fée
+ M7 How ruin seized a roofless thing
+ M8 On sleeping out
+ M9 The Südlenzspitz
+ M10 A plea for Saas and Fée
+ M11 We attack the Südlenzspitz
+ M12 The art of probing snow
+ M13 Sentiment on a summit
+ M14 The feast is spread
+ M15 Fact and romance
+ M16 The thirst for novelty
+ M17 Rock v. snow mountains
+ M18 The amateur and the guide
+ M19 The guides’ room
+
+ 1 Franz Andermatten died in August 1883. His name is mentioned
+ elsewhere in these sketches, but I leave what I have written
+ untouched: for I do not hold with those who would efface the
+ recollection of all that was bright and merry in one taken from us.
+
+ M20 A false start
+ M21 Falling stones in the gully
+ M22 Effects of reaching a summit
+ M23 A narrow escape
+ M24 The youthful tourist
+ M25 Hotel trials
+ M26 The gushers
+ M27 The last peaks to surrender
+ M28 The Aiguille du Dru
+ M29 The first attempt
+
+ 2 In the old house, be it noted—not the modern luxurious combination
+ of a granite fortress and a palace.
+
+ M30 First attempt on the peak
+ M31 Huts and sleeping out
+ M32 The Chamouni guide system
+ M33 A word on guides
+ M34 A landlord’s peculiarities
+ M35 We see a chamois
+
+_ 3 Travels in the Alps_, p. 119.
+
+ M36 Doubts as to the peak
+ M37 Telescopic observations
+ M38 Franz and his mighty axe
+ M39 A start in the wrong direction
+ M40 An adjournment
+ M41 The expedition resumed
+ M42 A sticking point
+ M43 Beaten back
+ M44 Results gained
+ M45 Autres temps, autres mœurs
+ M46 The diligence arrives
+ M47 The Alpine habitue
+ M48 A family party
+ M49 A sepulchral bivouac
+ M50 On early starts
+ M51 The rocks of the Bietschhorn
+ M52 Avalanches on the Bietschhorn
+ M53 A dramatic situation
+ M54 The united party nearly fall out
+ M55 A limited panorama
+ M56 A race for home
+ M57 Caught out
+ M58 The water jump
+ M59 A classical banquet
+ M60 The old cure
+ M61 A “pension” in a train
+ M62 A youthful hero
+ M63 A scientific gentleman
+ M64 A dream of the future
+ M65 A condensed mountain ascent
+ M66 Wanted, a programme
+ M67 The Aiguille du Midi
+ M68 Ephemeral acquaintances
+ M69 A familiar character
+ M70 Halting doubts and fears
+ M71 The storm gathers
+ M72 “From gay to grave”
+ M73 The storm breaks
+ M74 A battle with the elements
+ M75 Beating the air
+ M76 Descent down Vallée Blanche
+ M77 A scanty repast
+ M78 A projected expedition
+ M79 Expeditions on the Aig. du Dru
+ M80 Other climbers attack the peak
+ M81 We try the northern side
+ M82 The mountain fever recurs
+ M83 The campaign opens
+ M84 A new leader
+ M85 Our sixteenth attempt
+ M86 Sports and pastimes
+ M87 Apparel oft proclaims the man
+
+ 4 Described in anatomical text-books as forming the swelling of the
+ calf.
+
+ M88 A canine acquaintance
+ M89 Turning point of the expedition
+ M90 A difficult descent
+ M91 A blank in the narrative
+ M92 A carriage misadventure
+ M93 A strange guide
+ M94 Our “jeune premier”
+ M95 An acrobatic performance
+ M96 Our nineteenth attempt
+ M97 The rocks of the Dru
+ M98 What next?
+ M99 A narrow escape
+
+ 5 It has transpired since that our judgment happened to be right in
+ this matter, and we might probably have saved an hour or more at
+ this part of the ascent.
+
+ M100 The final scramble
+ M101 Our foe is vanquished
+ M102 On the summit
+ M103 The return journey
+ M104 Benighted
+ M105 Shifting scenes
+ M106 The camp breaks up
+ M107 Mountaineering morality
+ M108 Chamouni becomes festive
+ M109 Organising the ball
+ M110 Chamouni dances
+ M111 The scene closes in
+ M112 On well-ordered intellects
+ M113 The critical tendency
+ M114 The “High Level Route”
+ M115 A prescription for ill-humour
+ M116 A meditation on grass slopes
+ M117 The agile person’s vagaries
+ M118 Ascent of the Ruinette
+ M119 Saas in the olden days
+
+ 6 Hector Berlioz.
+
+ M120 A curious omission
+ M121 The chef’s masterpiece
+ M122 An evicted family
+ M123 A short cut after a knife
+ M124 The amateur
+ M125 Mont Buet
+ M126 We hire carriages
+ M127 The incomplete moralist
+ M128 The niece to the moralist
+ M129 A discourse on gourmets
+ M130 An artistic interlude
+ M131 We become thoughtful
+ M132 A vision on the summit
+ M133 The mountaineers perform
+ M134 A banquet at the chalet
+ M135 The end of the journey
+ M136 I rise equal to the occasion
+ M137 A highly coloured account
+ M138 The critics
+ M139 Growth of the amusement
+ M140 Novelty and exploration
+ M141 The upward limit
+
+ 7 This is Mr. Edward Whymper’s measurement. Humboldt, as quoted by Mr.
+ Whymper, gave 21,460 feet as the height. (_Alpine Journal_, vol. x.
+ p. 442.)
+
+ M142 Mr. Grove’s views
+
+_ 8 The Frosty Caucasus_, by F. C. Grove, p. 236.
+
+_ 9 Travels in the Air_, edited by James Glaisher, F.R.S., p. 57 (2nd
+ ed.).
+
+ M143 Mr. Glaisher’s experiences
+
+_ 10 Op. cit._ p. 9.
+
+ 11 I understand that the expedition has since been accomplished in a
+ much shorter time.
+
+ 12 In Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher’s ascent from Wolverhampton the
+ balloon when at the height of 29,000 feet was mounting at the rate
+ of 1,000 feet a minute.
+
+ 13 I am aware of M. Paul Bert’s researches; but these questions are not
+ to be settled in the laboratory.
+
+ M144 Mountain acclimatisation
+ M145 Ascent of Mount Everest
+ M146 The value of mountaineering
+ M147 An Alpine Rip van Winkle
+ M148 Mountaineering in the future
+ M149 Dangers of the Alps
+
+_ 14 Vide_ _Alpine Journal_, vol. xi. p. 78. “The Alpine Obituary,” by
+ C. E. Mathews.
+
+ M150 The real mountaineer
+ M151 Conclusion
+
+
+
+
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+Title: Above the Snow Line
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ABOVE THE SNOW LINE***
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+
+
+
+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+ LONDON: PRINTED BY
+ SPOTTISWOODE AND CO., NEW-STREET SQUARE
+ AND PARLIAMENT STREET
+
+ [Illustration: THE BIETSCHHORN. FROM THE PETERSGRAT]
+
+
+
+
+
+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+ MOUNTAINEERING SKETCHES
+ BETWEEN 1870 AND 1880
+
+ BY
+ CLINTON DENT
+ VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE ALPINE CLUB
+
+
+ "_Celui qui n'a jamais ses heures_
+ _de folie est moins sage qu'il ne le_
+ _pense_"--LA BRUYRE
+
+
+
+WITH TWO ENGRAVINGS BY EDWARD WHYMPER AND
+AN ILLUSTRATION BY PERCY MACQUOID
+
+
+LONDON
+LONGMANS, GREEN, AND CO.
+1885
+
+_All rights reserved_
+
+
+
+
+
+ THESE SKETCHES OF MOUNTAINEERING
+ I DEDICATE TO
+ T. I. D.
+ IN THE HOPE THAT A BOOK WITHOUT A HEROINE
+ MAY, AT LEAST, ACQUIRE SOME FEMININE INTEREST
+
+
+
+
+
+ PREFACE
+
+
+Some of the following sketches do not now appear for the first time; but
+such as have been before published in other form have been entirely
+re-written, and, in great measure, recast.
+
+
+
+To the writer the work has afforded an occasional distraction from more
+serious professional work, and he cannot wish better than that it should
+serve the same purpose to the reader.
+
+CORTINA DI AMPEZZO:
+_September 1884_.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CONTENTS
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE
+ PAGE
+Buried records--_Litera scripta manet_--The survival of the unfit--A 1
+literary octopus--Sybaritic mountaineering--On mountain
+"form"--Lessons to be learned in the Alps--The growth and spread of
+the climbing craze--Variations of the art--A tropical day in the
+valley--A deserted hostelry--The hotel staff appears in several
+characters--Ascent of the Balfrinhorn--Our baggage train and
+transport department--A well-ventilated shelter--On sleeping out:
+its advantages on the present occasion--The Mischabelhrner family
+group--A plea for Saas and the Fe plateau--We attack the
+Sdlenzspitz--The art of detecting hidden crevasses--Plans for the
+future--Sentiment on a summit--The feast is spread--The
+Alphubeljoch--We meet our warmest welcome at an inn
+CHAPTER II.
+THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT
+The Alpine dramatis person--Mountaineering fact and romance--The 31
+thirst for novelty and its symptoms--The first ascent of the
+Moming--Preliminaries are observed--Rock _v._ snow mountains--The
+amateur and the guide on rocks and on snow--The programme is made
+out--Franz Andermatten--Falling stones in the gully--We smooth away
+the difficulties--The psychological effects of reaching mountain
+summits--A rock bombardment and a narrow escape--The youthful
+tourist and his baggage--Hotel trials--We are interviewed--The
+gushers
+CHAPTER III.
+EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+The Alps and the early mountaineers--The last peaks to 56
+surrender--The Aiguille du Dru--Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury's
+attempt on the peak--One-day expeditions in the Alps and thoughts
+on huts and sleeping out--The Chamouni guide system--A word on
+guides, past and present--The somnolent landlord and his
+peculiarities--Some of the party see a chamois--Doubts as to the
+peak and the way--The duplicity of the Aiguille deceives
+us--Telescopic observations--An ill-arranged glacier--Franz and his
+mighty axe--A start on the rocks in the wrong direction--Progress
+reported--An adjournment--The rocks of the lower peak of the
+Aiguille du Dru--Our first failure--The expedition resumed--A new
+line of ascent--We reach the sticking point--Beaten back--The
+results gained by the two days' climbing
+CHAPTER IV.
+A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY
+The art of meteorological vaticination--The climate we leave our 96
+homes for--Observations in the valley--The diligence arrives and
+shoots its load--Types of travellers--The Alpine habitu--The
+elderly spinster on tour--A stern Briton--A family party--We seek
+fresh snow-fields--The Bietschhorn--A sepulchral bivouac--On early
+starts and their curious effects on the temperament--A choice of
+routes--A deceptive ice gully--The avalanches on the Bietschhorn--We
+work up to a dramatic situation--The united party nearly fall
+out--A limited panorama--A race for home--Caught out--A short
+cut--Driven to extremities--The water jump--An aged person comes to
+the rescue--A classical banquet at Ried--The old cur and his
+hospitality--A wasted life?
+CHAPTER V.
+AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE
+Chamouni again--The hotel _clientle_--A youthful hero--The 130
+inevitable English family--A scientific gentleman--A dream of the
+future--The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine literature--A
+condensed mountain ascent--Wanted, a programme--A double
+"Brocken"--A hill-side phenomenon and a familiar character--A
+strong argument--Halting doubts and fears--A digression on
+mountaineering accidents--"From gay to grave, from lively to
+severe"--The storm breaks--A battle with the elements--Beating the
+air--The ridge carried by assault--What next, and next?--A
+topographical problem and a cool proposal--The descent down the
+Valle Blanche--The old Montanvert hotel--The Montanvert path and
+its frequenters
+CHAPTER VI.
+ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+"_Decies repetita placebit_"
+Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure--Expeditions on 169
+the Aiguille du Dru in 1874--The ridge between the Aiguilles du
+Dru and Verte--"Dfendu de passer par l"--Distance lends
+enchantment--Other climbers attack the peak--View of the mountain
+from the Col de Balme--We try the northern side, and fail more
+signally than usual--Showing that mountain fever is of the
+recurrent type--We take seats below, but have no opportunity of
+going up higher--The campaign opens--We go under canvas--A spasmodic
+start, and another failure--A change of tactics and a new
+leader--Our sixteenth attempt--Sports and pastimes at Chamouni--The
+art of cray-fishing--The apparel oft proclaims the man--A canine
+acquaintance--A new ally--The turning-point of the expedition--A
+rehearsal for the final performance--A difficult descent--A blank
+in the narrative--A carriage misadventure--A penultimate failure--We
+start with two guides and finish with one--The rocks of the
+Dru--Maurer joins the party--Our nineteenth attempt--A narrow escape
+in the gully--The arte at last--The final scramble--Our foe is
+vanquished and decorated--The return journey--Benighted--A moonlight
+descent--We are graciously received--On "fair" mountaineering--The
+prestige of new peaks--Chamouni becomes festive--"Heut' Abend
+grosses Feuerwerkfest"--Chamouni dances and shows hospitality--The
+scene closes in
+CHAPTER VII.
+BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS
+1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+On well-ordered intellects--The drawbacks of accurate
+memory--Sub-Alpine walks: their admirers and their
+recommendations--The "High-Level Route"--The Ruinette--An infallible
+prescription for ill-humour--A climb and a meditation on grass
+slopes--The agile person's acrobatic feats--The psychological
+effects of sunrise--The ascent of the Ruinette--We return to our
+mutton at Arolla--A vision on the hill-side.
+2. _A Little Maiden._
+Saas in the olden days--A neglected valley--The mountains drained 236
+dry--A curious omission--The Portienhorn, and its good points as a
+mountain--The chef produces a masterpiece--An undesirable tenement
+to be let unfurnished--An evicted family--A rapid act of
+mountaineering--On the pleasures of little climbs--The various
+methods of making new expeditions on one mountain--On the
+mountaineer who has nothing to learn, and his consequent
+ignorance
+CHAPTER VIII.
+A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY
+Long "waits" and entr'actes--The Mont Buet as an unknown 266
+mountain--We hire carriages--A digression on a stationary vehicle--A
+straggling start--The incomplete moralist--The niece to the
+moralist--A discourse on gourmets--An artistic interlude--We become
+thoughtful, and reach the height of sentiment and the top of the
+Mont Buet--Some other members of the party--The mountaineers
+perform--How glissading ambition did o'erleap itself--A vision on
+the summit--The moralist leaves us for a while--Entertainment at
+the Brard Chalet--View of the Aiguille Verte--The end of the
+journey
+CHAPTER IX.
+A FRAGMENT
+An unauthentic MS.--Solitude on the mountain: its advantages to 291
+the historian of the Alps--A rope walk--The crossing of the
+Schrund--A novel form of avalanche and an airy situation--A
+towering obstacle--The issue of the expedition in the balance--A
+very narrow escape--The final rush--Victory!--The perils of the
+descent--I plunge _in medias res_--A flying descent
+CHAPTER X.
+THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING
+Mountaineers and their critics--The early days of the Alpine 300
+Club--The founders of mountaineering--The growth of the
+amusement--Novelty and exploration--The formation of
+centres--Narrowing of the field of mountaineering--The upward limit
+of mountaineering--De Saussure's experience--Modern development of
+climbing--Mr. Whymper's experience--Mr. Graham's experience--The
+ascent of great heights--Mr. Grove's views--Messrs. Coxwell and
+Glaisher's balloon experiences--Reasons for dissenting from Mr.
+Glaisher's views--The possibility of ascending Mount
+Everest--Physiological aspect of the question--Acclimatisation to
+great heights--The direction in which mountaineering should be
+developed--The results that may be obtained--Chamouni a century
+hence--A Rip van Winkle in the Pennine Alps--The dangers of
+mountaineering--Conclusion
+
+ -----------
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+THE BIETSCHHORN FROM THE PETERSGRAT _Frontispiece_
+THE AIGUILLE DU DRU FROM THE SOUTH _to face page_ 169
+A VISION ON A SUMMIT " 282
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER I.
+
+
+ AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE
+
+
+ Buried records--_Litera scripta manet_--The survival of the unfit--A
+ literary octopus--Sybaritic mountaineering--On mountain
+ "form"--Lessons to be learned in the Alps--The growth and spread of
+ the climbing craze--Variations of the art--A tropical day in the
+ valley--A deserted hostelry--The hotel staff appears in several
+ characters--Ascent of the Balfrinhorn--Our baggage train and
+ transport department--A well-ventilated shelter--On sleeping out:
+ its advantages on the present occasion--The Mischabelhrner family
+ group--A plea for Saas and the Fe plateau--We attack the
+ Sdlenzspitz--The art of detecting hidden crevasses--Plans for the
+ future--Sentiment on a summit--The feast is spread--The
+ Alphubeljoch--We meet our warmest welcome at an inn.
+
+
+There exists a class of generously-minded folk who display a desire to
+improve their fellow-creatures and a love for their species, by referring
+pointedly to others for the purpose of mentioning that the objects of
+their remarks have never been guilty of certain enormities: a critical
+process, which is about equivalent to tarring an individual, but, from
+humanitarian considerations, omitting to feather him also. The ordeal, as
+applied to others, is unwarrantable; but there is a certain odd pleasure
+in subjecting oneself to it. Now, it is but a paraphrase to say that the
+more we go about, the more, in all probability, shall we be strengthened
+in the conviction that the paradise of fools must have a large acreage.
+The average Briton has a constantly present dread that he is likely to do
+something to justify his admission into that department of Elysium. The
+thought that he has so qualified, will wake him up if it crosses his mind
+even in a dream, or make his blood run cold--whatever that may mean--in his
+active state. Thus it falls out that he is for ever, as it were, conning
+over the pass-book of his actions, and marvelling how few entries he can
+find on the credit side, as he does so. It is asserted as a fact (and it
+were hard to gainsay the sentiment), that _Litera scripta manet_. No
+doubt; but how much more obtrusively true is it that printed matter is as
+indestructible as the Hydra? It has occurred sometimes to the writer, on
+very, very sleepless nights, to take down from a shelf, to slap the cover
+in order to get rid of a considerable amount of dust, and to peruse, in a
+volume well-known to all members of the Alpine Club, accounts written
+years before, of early mountain expeditions. To trace in some such way, at
+any rate to search for, indications of a fancied development of mind has a
+curious fascination for the solitary man. Effusions which an author would
+jealously hide away from the eyes of his friends, have a strangely
+absorbing interest to the man who reflects that he himself was their
+perpetrator.
+
+(M1)
+
+We most of us, whatever principles we assert on the matter, keep stowed
+away, in some corner or another, the overflow of a fancied talent. The
+form varies: it may, perhaps, be a five act tragedy, possibly a
+psychological disquisition, or a sensational novel in three volumes of MS.
+It is a satisfaction to turn such treasures out from time to time when no
+eyes are upon us, even if it be only to thank Heaven devoutly that they
+have always lain unknown and uncriticised. "Il n'y a rien qui rafraichisse
+le sang comme d'avoir su viter de faire une sottise." Of work done, of
+which the author had no especial reason to be proud, a feeling of
+thankfulness in a lesser degree may arise from the consciousness that, if
+ever recognised at all, it is now, happily, forgotten. So have these early
+effusions sometimes amused, not infrequently astounded, and at the worst
+have nearly always brought the wished-for slumber; and yet in Alpine
+writings the same accounts were for the most part as faithful
+representations as the writer could set down on paper of impressions made
+at the time. It has often occurred to me to ask what manner of description
+a writer would give of an expedition made many years before. How would the
+lapse of time influence him? Would he make light of whatever danger there
+was? Would the picture require a very decided coat of varnish to make it
+at all recognisable? Would the crudities come out still more strongly, or
+would the colours all have faded and sunk harmoniously together in his
+picture? The speculation promised to be interesting enough to make it
+worth while to give practical effect to the idea. Now the expedition
+narrated in this chapter was made in 1870, and possibly, therefore, if a
+description were worth giving at all, it had better have been given fresh.
+We can always find some proverb tending more or less to justify any course
+of action that we may be desirous of pursuing, and by distorting the
+meaning of a quotation manage to serve our own ends. Of all the ill-used
+remarks of this nature, surely the most often employed is, "Better late
+than never;" the extreme elasticity of which saying, in the application
+thereof, is well evidenced by the doctor who employed it in justification
+of his late arrival when he came on a professional visit to the lady and
+found the baby learning its alphabet.
+
+(M2)
+
+When an aquarium was a fashionable resort, amongst a good many queer and
+loose fish, we became familiar with a monstrously ill-favoured beast
+called a cuttle-fish: and may have had a chance of seeing how the animal,
+if attacked by his physical superior, resorted to the ingenious plan of
+effusing a quantity of ink, and, under cover of this, retreating hastily
+backwards out of harm's way. There are some, less ingenuous than the
+Octopus, who retreat first into obscurity and then pour out their effusion
+of ink. But it is more common to use the flare of an epigram or of a
+proverb, as a conjurer does his wand, to distract attention for the moment
+and divert the thought current from matters we do not wish to be too
+evident. At any rate, I must in the present instance lay under tribute the
+author of Proverbs, and add another straw to the already portentous burden
+that they who wish to compound for literary sins have already piled on his
+back. Apologising is, however, a dangerous vice, as a well-known writer
+has remarked. The account, though a sort of literary congenital cripple,
+has still a prescriptive right to live. Besides this expedition was
+undertaken in the pre-Sybaritic age of mountaineering, and before the
+later refinements of that art and science had taken firm hold of its
+votaries. What would the stern explorers of former time have thought, or
+said, if they had perceived persons engaged on the glaciers sitting down
+on camp-stools to a light refection of truffle pie and cold punch? Such
+banquets are not uncommon now, though precisians with a tendency to
+dyspepsia still object strongly to them. In those days, too, mountaineers
+were not so much differentiated that climbers were talked of by their
+fellows like cricketers are described in the book of Lillywhite. "Jones,"
+for instance, "is a brilliant cragsman, but inclined to be careless on
+moraines." "Noakes," again, "remarkably sure and steady on snow, fairly
+good in a couloir, would do better if he did not possess such an
+astounding appetite and would pay more attention to the use of the rope."
+"Stokes possesses remarkable knowledge of the Alps; on rocks climbs with
+his head; we wish we could say honestly that he can climb at all with his
+hands and feet." "Thompson, first-rate step-cutter; walks on snow with the
+graceful gait and unlaboured action of a shrimp-catcher at his work: kicks
+down every loose stone he touches." Thus different styles of climbing are
+recognised. "Form," as it is called in climbing, was in the old days an
+unknown term, and yet it is probable that the "form" was by no means
+inferior to any that can be shown now-a-days. The reason is obvious enough
+and the explanation lies simply in the fact that the apprenticeship served
+in the mountains was then much longer than it is now. People did not so
+often try to ride a steeple-chase before they had learnt to sit in a
+saddle, or appreciated that the near side was the best by which to get up.
+When this particular expedition was made (towards which I feel that I am
+an unconscionable time in making a start) I had been five or six seasons
+in the Alps, during the first two of which I had never set foot on a
+snow-slope. There had always seemed to me from the first, to be so much
+absolutely to learn in mountaineering: there is no less now, indeed there
+is more, for the science has been developed, but it seems beyond doubt,
+that fewer people recognise the fact. Like most other arts, it can only be
+learnt in one way, by constant practice, by constant care and attention
+and by always doing everything in the mountains to the best of one's
+ability. Too many may seem to think that there is a royal road, and fail
+to recognise that a plebeian does not alter his status by walking along
+this variety of highway.
+
+(M3)
+
+Time rolled on. The fascination of climbing spread abroad, and it followed
+with the increasing number of mountaineers that more and more difficulties
+were experienced in attempts to diversify the sport in the Alps alone, and
+in emerging from the common herd of climbers. Then a new danger arose. The
+sport grew fashionable--a serious symptom to its true lovers. Books of
+Alpine adventure readily found readers; novels, and other forms of
+nonsense, were written about the mountains; accounts of new expeditions
+were telegraphed at once to all parts of the world, and found as important
+a place in the newspapers as the Derby betting, or the latest reports as
+to the precise medical details of some eminent person's internal
+complaint. Still further did the craving for novelty spread, and more
+strange did the means of satisfying it become. The mountains were ascended
+without guides: in winter; by people afflicted with mental aberration who
+wore tall hats and frock coats on the glaciers; by persons who were
+ignorant of the laws of optics as applied to large telescopes; in bad
+weather, by wrong routes and so forth. Then, too, set in what may be
+called the variation craze. This is very infectious. For those who can see
+no beauty in a scene that some one else has gazed on before it is still a
+passion. We may still at times, in the Alps, hear people say, "Oh yes,
+that is a very fine expedition, no doubt, but I don't think I care much
+about undertaking it; you see so and so has done it; couldn't we manage to
+strike out a different line?" The result is a "variation" expedition. The
+composer when hard driven, and not strongly under the influence of the
+Muse, will at times take some innocent, simple melody and submit it to
+exquisite torture by writing what he is pleased to call variations.
+Sometimes he will not rest till he has perpetrated as many as thirty-two
+on some innocent little tune of our childhood. The original air becomes
+entirely lost, like a sixpence buried in a flour bag, and we may marvel,
+for instance, as may the travelled American, at the immense amount of
+foreign matter that may be introduced into "Home, sweet home." Even so
+does the climber sometimes practise his art. But for one who entertains a
+strict respect for the old order of things, and for the memory of an age
+of mountaineering now rapidly passing into oblivion, to write in any such
+strain would be intolerable. And so, even as a theatrical manager when his
+brilliant play, stolen, or, as it is generally described, "adapted," from
+the French, does not run, I may be allowed to raise the curtain on a
+revival of the old drama, a comedy in one short act, and not provided with
+any very thrilling "situations." The "scenarium" lay ready to hand in the
+leaves of an old journal, which may possibly share, with other old leaves,
+the property of being rather dry. But we are meandering, as it were, in
+the valleys, and run some risk of digressing too far from the path which
+should lead to the mountain in hand. There is a story of a clergyman who
+selected a rather long text as a preface to his discourse, and finding,
+when he had read it at length a second time, that his congregation were
+mostly disposed in attitudes which might be of attention, but which were,
+at the same time, suggestive of slumber, wisely concluded to defer
+enlarging upon it till a more fitting occasion, and dismissed his hearers,
+or at any rate those present, with the remark that they had heard his text
+and that he would not presume to mar its effectiveness by any exordium
+upon it. _Revenons._
+
+(M4)
+
+In the early part of August 1870, our party walked one sultry day up the
+Saas Valley. The dust glittered thick and yellow on our boots. Many of the
+smaller brooks had struck work altogether, while the main river was
+reduced to a clear stream trickling lazily down between sloping banks of
+rounded white boulders that shone with a painful glare in the strong
+sunlight. The more muscular of the grasshoppers found their limbs so
+lissom in the warmth that they achieved the most prodigious leaps out of
+sheer lightheartedness; for they sprang so far that they could have had no
+definite idea where they might chance to light. On the stone walls busy
+little lizards, with heaving flanks, scurried about with little fitful
+spurts, and vanished abruptly into the crannies, perpetually playing hide
+and seek with each other, and always seeming out of breath. The foliage
+drooped motionless in the heavy air and the shadows it cast lengthened
+along the dusty ground as steadily as the streak on a sundial. The smoke
+from the guides' pipes (and guides, like itinerant nigger minstrels,
+always have pipes in their mouths when moving from the scene of one
+performance to another) hung in mid air, and the vile choking smell of the
+sputtering lucifer matches was perceptible when the laggards reached the
+spot where a man a hundred yards ahead had lighted one of these
+abominations.
+
+To pass under the shade of a walnut tree was refreshing like a cold
+douche; and to step forth again into the heat and glare made one almost
+gasp. Flannel shirts were miserably inadequate to the strain put upon
+their absorbent qualities. The potatoes and cabbages were white and
+piteously dusty. Even the pumpkins seemed to be trying to bury their plump
+forms in the cool recesses of the earth. Everywhere there seemed a
+consciousness as of a heavy droning hum. All of which may be concisely
+summed up in the now classical opening remark of a well-known comedy
+character, one "Perkyn Middlewick" to wit, "It's 'ot."
+
+(M5)
+
+When within a little distance of the hotel I enquired whether it was worth
+while for one of the party to push on to secure rooms. The guides thought,
+on the whole, that it was unnecessary, and this opinion was justified
+subsequently by the fact that we found ourselves the sole occupants of the
+hotel during the week or so that we remained in the district. It was the
+year of the war; ugly rumours were about, but very few tourists.
+Selecting, therefore, the most luxurious apartment, and having given over
+to the care of one Franz, who appeared in the character of "boots" to the
+hotel, a remarkable pair of cowhide brogues of original design, as hard as
+sabots and much more uncomfortable, I sat down on a stone slab, in order
+to cool down to a temperature that might permit of dining without fear of
+imperilling digestion. So pleased were the hotel authorities at the
+presence of a traveller that they exerted themselves to the utmost to
+entertain us well, and with remarkable results. I find a record of the
+dinner served. There were ten dishes in consecutive order, exclusive of
+what Americans term "fixings." As to the nature of nine it was difficult
+to speak with any degree of certainty, but the tenth was apparently a
+blackbird that had perished of starvation and whose attenuated form the
+chef had bulged out with extraneous matter. Franz, who seemed to be a sort
+of general utility man to the establishment, had thrown off, with the ease
+of a Gomersal or a Ducrow, the outward habiliments of a boots and appeared
+now as a waiter, in a shirt so hard and starched that he was unable to
+bend and could only button his waistcoat by the sense of touch. The repast
+over, Franz removed the shirt front and unbent thereupon in manner as in
+person. Assuming engaging airs, he entered into conversation, disappearing
+however for short intervals at times, in order, as might be inferred from
+certain sounds proceeding from an adjoining apartment, to discharge the
+duties of a chamber-maid. Subsequently it transpired that he was the
+proprietor of the hotel.
+
+(M6)
+
+We agreed to commence our mountaineering by an ascent of the Balfrinhorn,
+a most charming walk and one which even in those days was considered a
+gentle climb. There are few peaks about this district which will better
+repay the climber of moderately high ambition, and it is possible to
+complete the expedition without retracing the steps. There is no danger,
+and it is hard to say to what part of the mountain an enthusiast would
+have to go in order to discover any: so the expedition, though perhaps
+prosaic, is still very interesting throughout and quite in the olden
+style. The solitude at the hotel was somewhat dull, and the conversational
+powers of the guides soon exhausted if we travelled beyond the subject of
+chamois hunting, I did indeed try on one occasion to explain to them, in
+answer to an earnest request, the military system of Great Britain. But,
+with a limited vocabulary, the task was not easy and, as I could not think
+of any words to express what was meant by red tape, circumlocution, and
+short service, my exposition was limited to enlarging on the facts that
+the warriors of my native country were exceeding valiant folk with very
+fine chests, that they wore highly padded red coats and little hats like
+half bonbon boxes cocked on one side and that they would never consent to
+be slaves. Burgener, anxious for some more stirring expedition, suggested
+that we should climb the Dom from the Saas side or make a first ascent of
+the Sdlenzspitz. We had often talked of the former expedition, which had
+not at the time been achieved, and, in order to facilitate its
+accomplishment, divers small grants of money had been sent out from
+England to be expended in the construction of a hut some five hours' walk
+above Fe. In answer to enquiries, the guides reported with no small
+amount of pride, that the building had been satisfactorily completed and
+they were of opinion that it was ready for occupation. At some length the
+process of building was described and it really seemed from their account
+that they had caused to be erected a shelter of unduly pretentious
+dimensions. It appeared, however, that the residence was equally well
+placed to serve as a shelter for an ascent of the Sdlenzspitz and we
+decided ultimately to attack that peak first. Great preparations were
+made; an extensive assortment of very inferior blankets was produced and
+spread out in the road in front of the hotel, either for airing or some
+other ill-defined purpose, possibly from some natural pride in the
+extensive resources of the hotel. Then they pulled down and piled into a
+little stack, opposite the front door, fire wood enough to roast an ox, or
+convert an enthusiast into a saint.
+
+(M7)
+
+One fine afternoon we started. The entire staff and _personnel_ of the
+hotel would have turned out to wish us good luck, but did not actually do
+so, as he was engaged in a back shed milking a cow. Laden with a large
+bundle of fire wood, I toiled up the steep grass slopes above Fe, leading
+to the Hochbalm glacier. The day was oppressively hot, and I was not
+wholly ungrateful on finding that the string round my bundle was loose and
+that the sticks dropped out one after another: accordingly I selected a
+place in the extreme rear of the caravan, lest my delinquencies should
+perchance be observed. The sun beat mercilessly down upon our backs on
+these bare slopes and we sighed involuntarily for Vallombrosa or Monaco or
+some equally shady place. The guides, who up to that time had spoken of
+their building as if it were of somewhat palatial dimensions, now began
+rather to disparage the construction. Doubts were expressed as to the
+effects certain storms and heavy falls of snow might have had on it and
+regrets that the weather had prevented the builders from attending as
+minutely to details of finish and decoration as they could have wished.
+Putting this and that together, I came to the conclusion that the erection
+would probably be found to display but indifferent architectural merit.
+However, there was nothing better to look forward to. "Where is it?" "Oh,
+right up there, under the big cliff, close to where Alexander is." In the
+dim distance could be distinguished the form of our guide as a little dark
+mass progressing on two pink flesh-coloured streaks, striding rapidly up
+the hill. The phenomenon of colour was due to the fact that, prompted by
+the sultriness of the day, Alexander had adopted in his garb a temporary
+variation of the Highland costume. A few minutes later he joined us,
+clothed indeed, and in a right, but still a melancholy frame of mind.
+Shaking his head sadly, he explained that a grievous disaster had taken
+place, evidently in the spring. The forebodings of the
+constructively-minded rustics we had left below, who knew about as much of
+architecture as they did of metaphysics, proved now to be true. They had
+remarked that they feared lest some chance stone should have fallen, and
+possibly have inflicted damage on the hut. Why they had selected a site
+where such an accident might happen, was not at the moment quite obvious,
+but it became so later on. Burgener told us that the roof had been carried
+away. Beyond question the roof was gone; at any rate it was not there, and
+the rock must have fallen in a remarkable way indeed, for the cliff above
+was slightly overhanging, and the falling boulder, which was held
+accountable for the disaster, had carried away every vestige of wood-work
+about the place, not leaving even a splinter or a chip. However, to the
+credit of the builders, be it said that they had tidied up and swept very
+nicely, for there was no sawdust to be seen anywhere, nor indeed, any
+trace of carpentering work. The hut consequently resolved itself into a
+semi-circular stone wall, very much out of the perpendicular, built
+against a rock face. The chief architect, evidently a thoughtful person,
+had not omitted to leave a door. But it was easier on the whole to step
+over the wall, which I did, with as much scorn as Remus himself could have
+thrown into the action when seeking to aggravate his brother Romulus. So
+we entered into possession of the premises without, at any rate, the
+trouble of any preliminary legal formalities.
+
+(M8)
+
+In the matter of sleeping out, all mountaineers pass, provided they keep
+long enough at it, through three stages. In the early period, when imbued
+with what has been poetically termed the "ecstatic alacrity" of youth,
+they burn with a desire to undergo hardship on mountains. Possibly a
+craving for sympathy in discomfort--that most universal of human
+attributes--prompts them to spend their nights in the most unsuitable
+places for repose. The practical carrying out of this tendency is apt to
+freeze very literally their ardour; at least, it did so in our case. Then
+follows a period during which the climber laughs to scorn any idea of
+dividing his mountain expedition. He starts the moment after midnight and
+plods along with a gait as free and elastic as that of a stage pilgrim or
+a competitor in a six days' "go-as-you-please" pedestrian contest: for
+those who have a certain gift of somnambulism this method has its
+advantages. Finally comes a stage when the climber's one thought is to get
+all the enjoyment possible out of his expedition and to get it in the way
+that seems best at the time. Now again he may be found at times tenanting
+huts, or the forms of shelter which are supposed to represent them. But
+his manner is changed; he no longer travels burdened with the impedimenta
+of his earlier days. He never looks at his watch now, except to ascertain
+the utmost limit of time he can dwell on a view. With advancing years and
+increasing Alpine wisdom, he derides the idea of accurately timing an
+expedition. His pedometer is probably left at home; he eats whenever he is
+hungry, and ceases to consider it a _sine qu non_ that he must return to
+hotel quarters in time for dinner. Nor does he ever commit the youthful
+folly of walking at the rate of five miles an hour along the mule path in
+the valley or the high road at the end of an expedition, gaining thereby
+sore feet and absolutely nothing else. When he has reached this stage,
+however, he is considered _pass_; and when he has reached this stage he
+probably begins really to appreciate to the full the depth of the charm to
+be found in mountaineering.
+
+But I digress even as the driven pig. A miserable night did we spend
+behind the stone wall. About 9 P.M. came a furious hail-storm: at 10 P.M.
+rain fell heavily: at 11 P.M. snow began and went on till daybreak about 4
+A.M. At 5 A.M. we got up quite stiff and stark like a recently killed
+villain of melodrama, when carried off the stage by four supers. By 6 A.M.
+I had got into my boots. At 9 A.M. we swooped down once more on Franz at
+the hotel at Saas, persuaded him to relinquish certain scavenging
+occupations in which he was engaged, and to resume his post of waiter. A
+day or two later we sought our shelter once more. No luxurious provisions
+did we take with us. Some remarkable red wine, so sour that it forced one
+involuntarily to turn the head round over the shoulder on drinking it,
+filled one knapsack. The other contained slices of bread with parallel
+strata of a greasy nature intervening. These were spoken of, when we had
+occasion to allude to them, as sandwiches. The fat was found to be an
+excellent emollient to my boots.
+
+(M9)
+
+The Sdlenzspitz, though tall, labours under the topographical
+disadvantage of being placed in the company of giants. Close by, on the
+north side, is the Nadelhorn (14,876 ft.), while to the south, at no great
+distance, the Dom towers far above, reaching a height of 14,942 feet. In
+the Federal map of Switzerland (which is not very accurate in its
+delineation of the Saas district), the height of the Sdlenzspitz is
+marked as 14,108 ft. North and south from the Sdlenzspitz, stretch away
+well-marked, but not particularly sharp ridges, the northern being chiefly
+of snow, and inclined at a moderate angle. To the east, a sharper rocky
+ridge falls away, terminating below, after the fashion of a "rational"
+divided skirt, in two undecided continuations which enclosed the Fall
+glacier. Climbing up by this ridge, Mr. W. W. Graham ascended the mountain
+in 1882. The "variation" is described as presenting very serious
+difficulties. But in our day, the old-fashioned custom of ascending
+mountains by the most obviously practicable way was still in vogue, and we
+decided, therefore, to make for the northern buttress. Leaping over the
+wall enclosing the ground-floor of our bivouac, we descended on to the
+Hochbalm glacier, made our way across the upper snow basin, and in good
+time reached the foot of the slope no great distance south of the
+Nadelhorn. The view during this part of the walk is very characteristic of
+the range. From almost any point of view, the traveller is surrounded on
+three sides by a clearly marked amphitheatre of very beautifully formed
+mountains. On the right, the shapely little Ulrichshorn rises up in a
+self-sufficient manner, like a single artichoke in a vegetable dish. In
+front is the mass of the Nadelhorn and Sdlenzspitz, while, looking back,
+the view of the mountains on the east side of the Saas valley is one of
+great and varied beauty. It must be confessed that these statements are
+derived principally from a contemplation of the map, for, to tell the
+truth, the recollection of the panorama we actually saw is rather
+indistinct. This much, however, I may record with confidence; that in all
+parts of the Saas district, the views struck me, in a day when I did not
+very much look at them, as possessing strong individuality and the
+greatest beauty.
+
+(M10)
+
+The Zermatt district may be still more striking, and they who have no time
+to visit both, no doubt do wisely to seek the more hackneyed valley. But
+for such as do not look upon guide-book statements as the dicta of an
+autocrat, and can exercise a thousandth part of the independence of
+judgment they manifest in the ordinary affairs of life, a brief deviation
+to the Saas country will come as a revelation. After the crowd, dust, and
+bustle of the highway to the recognised centre of the Alps, to turn aside
+to this region is a relief, like stepping out of a crowded ball-room on to
+a verandah, or gliding away in a gondola from the railway station at
+Venice. Look, too, at the architecture of the great mountains here, and
+the spectator will perceive how nature has succeeded to perfection in
+achieving what all artists fail in doing; that is in designing, and in a
+manner that precludes criticism, a pendant; and a pendant too to the
+Zermatt panorama. The necessary object in the foreground of the
+picture--which we all know to be an hotel--is provided. Who but nature would
+think of framing a pure white picture in a setting of the soft green
+pastures below, and the deep blue sky above? but here it is, and it is
+perfect. Yet the blue of the sky is repeated in the picture, for the
+towering sracs throw azure shadows on the satin-smooth snow slopes at
+their feet. Rest, strength, eternal solidity above in the mountain forms
+and crags; repose, softness, and the charm of a brightness below that must
+yield and fade before long to gather force for fresh development and
+renewal. No need to seek far for a parallel in our human world. Between
+the two districts, Zermatt and Saas-Fe, there is but the difference
+between the man who impresses at once by the force of character, and the
+man who has to be studied and learned before we recognise that he is
+something beyond the ordinary run of our fellow-creatures.
+
+(M11)
+
+Before leaving England we had made tolerably minute inquiries, but had
+failed to discover any record of a previous ascent of the Sdlenzspitz,
+though, as suggested by Mr. W. M. Conway, the mountain may have been
+previously climbed by Mr. Chapman. Some uncertainty, therefore, whether we
+should find any traces of previous climbers, gave the required piquancy to
+the expedition. We made at once up the slope for a long rocky buttress,
+and towards a part of the mountain down which the guides asserted stones
+had been known to fall in the afternoon. This statement was probably made
+with a view of encouraging their charge to greater exertions, for an old
+sprained ankle compelled me to the continual necessity of putting my best
+foot foremost in walking over difficult places. Still, the rocks were at
+no point very formidable, and progress was rendered somewhat easier by the
+fact that no critical companion was with me, so I felt at perfect liberty
+to transport myself upwards in any style that happened to suit the
+exigencies of the moment. I had not at that time quite passed the stage of
+believing all that the guides asserted with reference to the climbing
+capacities of the individual who pays them for assisting his locomotion,
+and had a distinct idea that I mastered all the obstacles in a
+particularly skilful manner. They said as much in fact, but reiterated
+their compliments so often that I somewhat fear now that I must frequently
+have given occasion for these remarks of approbation; remarks which I have
+since observed are more frequently called forth to cover a blunder than to
+praise an exhibition of science. Probably my progress was about as
+graceful and sure as that of a weak-legged puppy placed for the first time
+in its life on a frozen pond, or a cockroach seeking to escape from the
+entrapping basin, for I had not then developed, in climbing rocks, the
+adhesive powers of--say the chest, which longer practice will sometimes
+furnish. We were accompanied by a porter of advanced years whose
+conversational powers were limited by an odd practice of carrying heavy
+parcels in his mouth. The day before he had carried up a large beam of
+wood for the camp fire in this manner. I never met a man with so much jaw
+and so little talk. He had apparently come out in order to practise
+himself for the mastication of the Saas mutton, for at the end of the day
+he would accept of nothing but a sum of two francs, for which I was very
+thankful. Similar disinterestedness in men of his class is not often met
+with nowadays.
+
+(M12)
+
+After awhile we left the buttress of rock and turned our attention to a
+snow slope and made our way up its crest. Here steps were necessary but
+there was no particular difficulty, for the slope resembled a modern
+French drawing-room tragedy, in that it was as broad as it was long. We
+had but to feel that the rope was taut, and could then look about with
+security. In good time we stepped on to the ridge, and a glance upwards
+showed that the way was easy enough. We could not but feel that if we were
+to achieve the honour of a first ascent, such honour would be principally
+due to the fact that we had subdivided the secondary peaks of the chain
+more minutely than other travellers. The principle has been carried still
+further in these latter days, and as any little pale fish that can be
+caught and fried is considered whitebait, and any article that ladies
+choose to attach to their heads is termed a bonnet, so any point that can
+be climbed by an individual line of ascent is now held to be a separate
+mountain. A considerable snow cornice hung over on the northern side of
+the arte and great care was necessary, for the ridge itself was so broad
+and easy, that less careful guides might have made light of it; but
+Burgener, though he had already acquired a reputation for brilliancy and
+dash, never suffered himself for one moment to lose sight of the two great
+qualities in a guide, caution and thoroughness. At each step he probed the
+snow in front of him with all the diligence of a chiffonnier. It followed
+that our progress was somewhat slow, but it was none the less highly
+instructive. The accurate sense of touch in probing doubtful snow with the
+axe requires and deserves very much more practice than most people would
+imagine. The unpractised mountaineer may climb with more or less ease a
+difficult rock the first time he is brought face to face with it, but long
+and carefully acquired experience is necessary before a man can estimate
+with certainty the bearing power of a snow bridge with a single thrust of
+the axe. Indeed many guides of reputation either do not possess or never
+acquire the muscular sense necessary to enable them to form a reliable
+opinion on this matter. As a rule, if the rope be properly used and such a
+mistake be made, somebody plunges through, is hauled out again and no harm
+is done; but there are occasions when serious accidents have happened,
+when probably lives have been lost owing to want of skilled knowledge in
+this detail of snow mountaineering. I have known guides who never failed
+when they came to a treacherous-looking bridge, to give it one apparently
+careless thrust with the axe and then walk across with perfect confidence;
+and I have seen others do exactly the same and disappear suddenly to cool
+regions below through the bridge; and _vice vers_. The unskilful prober
+will make wide detours when he might go in safety, and the man of good
+snow touch will avoid what looks sound enough: till in returning, perhaps
+you see that the hard crust concealed but rotten things beneath: as in an
+ill-made dumpling. It needs no small amount of training to judge between
+the man who quickly and with certainty satisfies himself of the safety of
+a particular snow passage, and the man who is too careless properly to
+investigate it; yet without such experience the amateur is not really able
+to decide whether a guide be a good or a bad one.
+
+(M13)
+
+Here and there along the ridge short rock passages gave a welcome relief
+and at length we stood on the highest point of the ridge which culminates
+so gently in the actual peak of the Sdlenzspitz. Our first care was to
+scrape about and hunt diligently for traces of any previous party. No
+relic of conviviality could be found, and as all the flat stones about
+appeared to be in their natural state of disorder, we piled up some of
+them into a neat little heap, and came to the conclusion that we had
+performed very doughty deeds. But we were younger then. The sun was out,
+there was a dead calm, and we lay for a while basking in the warmth and
+planning a serious expedition for some future year. It may seem strange in
+these days of rocket-like mountaineering when the climber, like the poet,
+_nascitur non fit_, but the peak whose assault we discussed was none other
+than the Matterhorn. It was no longer thought that goblins and elves
+tenanted its crags; but although these spectres had not yet been
+frightened away and turned out of house and home by sardine boxes and
+broken bottles, some trace of prestige still adhered to the mountain. It
+had not then, like a galley slave, been bound with chains, or, even as a
+trussed chicken, girt about with many cords. Nor was the ascent of the
+peak then talked about as carelessly as might be a walk along Margate
+pier. Alexander Burgener had never been up the peak, though he was most
+anxious to get an opportunity of doing so. I can remember well the advice
+that was given to me on the top of the Sdlenzspitz to practise further on
+a few less formidable mountains before attacking the fascinating Mont
+Cervin itself. Alas for the old days and the old style of mountaineering!
+It may be doubted whether such discussions often take place nowadays; but
+then it was only my sixth season in the Alps. The following year we did
+hatch out the project laid on the top of the Sdlenzspitz to climb the
+Matterhorn together. To this moment I can remember as I write every detail
+of the climb and every incident of the day as vividly as if it were
+yesterday; and what a splendid expedition it was then. The old, old
+fascination can never come back again in quite the same colours; better,
+perhaps, that it should not. Is it always true that "a sorrow's crown of
+sorrow is remembering happier things"? Surely there is a keenness and a
+depth of pleasure to be found in recalling happiness, though it may never
+return in its old form; and the memory of pleasure just toned with a trace
+of sadness is one of the most profound emotions that can stir the human
+heart. Go on and climb the Alps ye that follow: nowhere else will you find
+the same pleasure. But it is changed, and in this amusement the old
+fascination will never be quite the same to you. It may be, it will be,
+equally keen, but as there is a difference between skating on virgin ice
+and that which, though still good, is scored by marks of predecessors, so
+will you fail to find a something which in the olden days of
+mountaineering seemed always present. Go elsewhere if you will, and seek
+fresh fields for mountaineering enterprise in the Caucasus, the Himalayas,
+the Andes. There you will find the mountains have a charm of their own:
+the mark is as good, but it is not the Alpine mark. That has been taken by
+others. _Beati possidentes._
+
+(M14)
+
+Judging by the nature of these sentiments it would seem that we must have
+become pensive to the verge of slumber while on the summit. In descending,
+we followed our morning's tracks, and scorning the seductive shelter of
+the hut made straight down for the hotel. On this occasion we found Franz,
+who was a man of varied resources and accomplishments, hanging his shirt,
+which apparently he had just washed, up to dry. Our unexpected arrival
+appeared to disconcert him a little, for the straitened nature of his
+wardrobe precluded him, to his great disappointment, from appearing at
+dinner in full costume. He conceived, however, an ingenious, though
+somewhat transparent subterfuge, and made believe that he had got a bad
+cold in the chest which compelled him to button his coat up tight round
+the neck. In honour of our achievements he said he would go down to the
+cellar and bring us up a curious old wine. The cellar consisted apparently
+of a packing-case in a shed. Old the wine may have been; curious it
+certainly was, for it possessed a strong heathery flavour and seemed to
+turn hot very suddenly and stick fast in the throat like champagne at a
+suburban charity ball. But nevertheless, with the remnants of the
+blackbird or some other _rara avis_ made into a species of pie, we feasted
+royally.
+
+A few days later we crossed over to Zermatt by the Alphubel Joch, a heavy
+fall of snow having prevented any idea of making our contemplated assault
+on the Dom. A Swiss gentleman of a lively nature and excessive loquacity
+accompanied us. He was not an adroit snow walker, and disappeared on some
+five or six occasions abruptly into crevasses. The moment, however, that
+he got his head out again, he resumed his narrative at the exact point at
+which it had been perforce broken off without exhibiting the least
+discomposure. The subject to which his remarks referred I did not succeed
+in ascertaining. We parted at a little chalet not far from the Riffel,
+leaving our friend lying flat on his back on the grass contemplating the
+sky with a fixed expression, with his hands folded over his waistcoat. He
+may have been a poet inspired with a sudden desire for composition for
+aught I know, or may have assumed this attitude as likely to facilitate
+the absorption of a prodigious quantity of milk which he took at the
+chalet.
+
+As we drew nearer to the odd mixture of highly coloured huts and
+comfortable hotels that make up the village of Zermatt, a sense of
+returning home crept over the mind, a consciousness of friends at hand, of
+warm welcomes, mixed with the half presentiment that is always felt on
+such occasions, that some change would be found; but happily it was not
+so. The roadway was in its former state; the cobble stones a trifle more
+irregular and worn more smooth, but still the same. The same guides, or
+their prototypes, were sitting on the same wall drumming their heels. The
+same artist was hard at work on a sketch of the Matterhorn in a field hard
+by. The same party just returning from the Grner Grat. The same man
+looking out with sun-scorched face from the salon window and the same
+click from the self-willed billiard balls on the uncertain table below.
+Ay, and the same unmistakable heartfelt greetings and handshakings at the
+door of the Monte Rosa. Churlish indeed should we have been if we had
+sighed to think that we had met our warmest welcome at an inn.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER II.
+
+
+ THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT
+
+
+ The Alpine dramatis person--Mountaineering fact and romance--The
+ thirst for novelty and its symptoms--The first ascent of the
+ Moming--Preliminaries are observed--Rock _v._ snow mountains--The
+ amateur and the guide on rocks and on snow--The programme is made
+ out--Franz Andermatten--Falling stones in the gully--We smooth away
+ the difficulties--The psychological effects of reaching mountain
+ summits--A rock bombardment and a narrow escape--The youthful
+ tourist and his baggage--Hotel trials--We are interviewed--The
+ gushers.
+
+
+The writer of an Alpine narrative labours under more disadvantages than
+most literary folk--if authors generally will permit the association, and
+allow that those who rush into print with their Alpine experiences have
+the smallest claim to be dignified with such a title. One drawback is that
+their accounts necessarily suffer from a paucity of characters. A five-act
+tragedy supported, to use a theatrical expression, by two walking
+gentlemen, one heavy lead and a low comedy "super," might possibly pall
+upon an audience, but in Alpine literature, if I may be permitted to push
+the metaphor a little further, not only is this the case but the unhappy
+reader finds the characters like "barn stormers" playing now comedy, now
+tragedy, and sometimes, it may possibly be added, dramas of romance.
+
+(M15)
+
+Again, in all matters absolutely relating to mountaineering in the Alps,
+the narrator feels bound to stick to matters of fact. The drama of romance
+must be excluded from his rpertoire, or, at any rate, very cautiously
+handled. I knew a man once, who on a single occasion went a-fishing in
+Norway and caught a salmon. Naturally he was proud of the achievement, and
+when in the company of brother sportsmen, would hold up his head, assume a
+knowing air, and take part in the conversation, such conversation
+relating, of course, to the size of the various fish those present had
+caught. Such unswerving and prosaic veracity did my friend possess, that,
+though sorely tempted as he must have been on many occasions, for ten
+years he never added a single ounce to the weight of his fish. A writer,
+an Alpine scribbler at any rate, is perhaps justified if he introduces
+incidents into an account of an expedition which may not have happened on
+that particular occasion, but which did happen on some other; and surely
+he may, without impropriety, romance a little on such part of his work as
+is not strictly geographical; for example, he may describe a chalet as
+being dirty, when according to the peasant's standard of cleanliness it
+would have been considered spotless, or describe a view as magnificent,
+when as a matter of fact he paid no attention to it, but he would be
+acting most culpably if he asserted that he got within fifty feet of the
+summit, well knowing that he was not fifty feet from the base of the peak,
+or if he stated that rocks were impossible, or an ice-fall impracticable,
+when the sole reason for his failure consisted in his being possessed with
+a strong desire to go back home. Of course a writer can only give his own
+impressions, and these are much tempered by increased experience and the
+lapse of time, but in taking up old accounts of Alpine work one not
+unfrequently finds a good deal of description that requires toning down.
+In these sketches I have striven honestly to render all that relates
+intimately to the actual mountains as accurate as possible, and would
+sooner be considered a dull than an unreliable historian.
+
+It is no easy matter to reproduce almost on the spot an account of a climb
+with absolute accuracy, however strong the desire may be to do so.
+Besides, a climber does not pursue his pastime with a note book
+perpetually open before him. If he does, his mountaineering is more of a
+business than he is usually willing to admit. The guide often, the amateur
+commonly, fails to recognise exactly from a distance a line of ascent or
+descent on rocks, though but just completed. Still more difficult is it to
+work out the precise details of a particular route on a map or photograph.
+The microscopist knows that the higher powers of his instrument give him
+no additional insight into the structure of certain objects, but rather
+mislead. Even so may my readers be asked to employ but gymnoscopic
+criticism of these sketches.
+
+(M16)
+
+In September 1872 our party reached Zermatt from Chamouni by the
+"high-level" route, a series of walks which no amount of familiarity will
+ever deprive of their charm, and concerning which more will be found
+elsewhere in this work. All Alpine climbers were then burning as fiercely
+as they ever did to achieve something new. They had just begun to realise
+that the stock of new peaks and passes was not inexhaustible, and that the
+supply was wholly inadequate to meet the demand. This feeling showed
+itself in various ways. Climbers looked upon each other with something of
+suspicion and jealousy, and if any new expedition was being planned by any
+one of their number the others would quickly recognise the state of
+affairs. If an Alpine man were found secreted in obscure corners
+conversing in a low voice with his guides and intent on a study of the
+map, or if he returned evasive answers when questioned as to his plans, he
+was at once set down as having, probably, a new expedition in mind. As for
+the guides, they assumed at once airs of importance, as does a commencing
+schoolboy newly arrayed in a tall hat, and exhibited such mystery that
+their intentions were unmistakable. Their behaviour, indeed, may have been
+partly due to the fact that the natural efforts of their comrades to
+extract information was invariably accompanied by somewhat undue
+hospitality, and their brotherly feelings were usually expressed in an
+acceptably liquid form. As a rule such hospitality did not fail in its
+object. Whether due to a certain natural leakiness of mind on the part of
+the guides or not, I cannot say, but certainly the information always
+oozed out, and the intentions of the party were invariably thoroughly well
+known before the expedition actually started to achieve fresh glory. Every
+one of the first-rate peaks in the Zermatt district had been ascended,
+most of them over and over again, before 1872, but the Rothhorn was still
+out of the pale of the Zermatt expeditions. Messrs. Leslie Stephen and F.
+Craufurd Grove, who first climbed the peak, ascended it from Zinal, and
+descended to the same place. It seemed to us, therefore, that if we could
+prove the accessibility of the mountain from Zermatt, we should do
+something more than merely climb the peak by a new route. The rocks looked
+attractive, and the peak itself lay so immediately above Zermatt that it
+seemed possible enough to make the ascent without sleeping out or
+consuming any great amount of time.
+
+We went through all the necessary preliminary formalities. We assumed airs
+of mystery at times; why, I know not. We inspected distant peaks through
+the telescope. At other times we displayed an excess of candour, and
+talked effusively about districts remote from that which we intended to
+investigate. We climbed up a hill, and surveyed the face of our mountain
+through a telescope, thereby wasting a day and acquiring no information
+whatever. We pointed out to each other the parts of the mountain which
+appeared most difficult, and displayed marvellous differences of opinion
+on the subject, owing, as it is usually the case, to the circumstance that
+we were commonly, in all probability, talking at the same time about
+totally distinct parts of the peak. With the telescope I succeeded in
+discovering to my own entire satisfaction a perfectly impracticable route
+to the summit. Finally, in order that no single precaution might be
+omitted to ensure success, we sent up the guides to reconnoitre--a most
+useless proceeding. We had new nails put in our boots, ordered provisions,
+uncoiled our rope and coiled it up again quite unnecessarily, gave
+directions that we should be called at an unhallowed hour in the morning,
+and went to bed under the impression that we should not be object in the
+least to turn out at the time arranged.
+
+(M17)
+
+It is on the rock mountains of Switzerland that the acme of enjoyment is
+to be found. Not that I wish to disparage the snow-peaks; but if a
+comparison be instituted it is to most climbers, at any rate in their
+youthful days, infinitely in favour of the rock. Of course it may be
+argued that there are comparatively few mountains where the two are not
+combined. But a mountaineer classifies peaks roughly as rock or snow,
+according to the chief obstacles that each presents. A climber may
+encounter serious difficulties in the way of bergschrunds, steep couloirs,
+soft snow, and so forth; but if on the same expedition he meets with rocks
+which compel him to put forth greater energies and perseverance than the
+snow required, he will set the expedition down as a difficult rock climb,
+simply, of course, because the idea of difficulty which is most vividly
+impressed on his mind is in connection with that portion of his climb, and
+_vice vers_. An undeniable drawback to the snow peaks consists in their
+monotony. The long series of steps that have to be cut at times, or the
+dreary wading for hours through soft or powdery snow, are not always
+forgotten in the pleasure of overcoming the difficulties of a crevasse,
+reaching the summit of a peak, or the excitement of a good glissade. It is
+the diversity of obstacles that meet the rock climber, the uncertainty as
+to what may turn up next, the doubt as to the possibility of finding the
+friendly crack or the apposite ledge, that constitute some of the main
+charms. Every step is different, every muscle is called into play as the
+climber is now flattened against a rough slab, now abnormally stretched
+from one hold to another, or folded up like the conventional pictures of
+the ibex, and every step can be recalled afterwards with pleasure and
+amusement as the mountain is climbed over again in imagination.
+
+(M18)
+
+But there is more than this; on rocks the amateur is much less dependent
+on his guides and has much more opportunity of exercising his own powers.
+It must be admitted that on rocks some amateurs are occasionally wholly
+dependent not on, but from their guides, and take no more active share in
+locomotion than does a bale of goods in its transit from a ship's hold to
+a warehouse. Too often the amateurs who will not take the trouble to learn
+something of the science and art of mountaineering are but an impediment,
+an extra burden, as has been often said, to the guides. The guides have to
+hack out huge steps for their benefit. The amateurs wholly trust to them
+for steering clear of avalanches, rotten snow bridges, and the like. The
+amateur's share in a snow ascent usually consists, in fact, either in
+counselling retreat, insisting on progress, indicating impossible lines of
+ascent, or in the highly intellectual and arithmetical exercise of
+counting the number of steps hewn out to ensure his locomotion in the
+proper direction.
+
+Place the unpaid climber, on the other hand, on rocks. Here the
+probability is that a slip will entail no unpleasant consequences to
+anyone but the slipper. The power of sustaining a sudden strain is so
+enormously increased when the hands have a firm grip that the amateur can,
+if he please, sprawl and scramble unaided over difficult places with
+satisfaction to himself and usually without risk to anyone else; that is,
+as soon as he has fully persuaded the guides (no easy task, I admit) that
+the process of pulling vehemently at the rope, possibly encircling his
+waist in a slip knot, is as detrimental to his equilibrium as it is to his
+digestion. Guides, however, as has been hinted, do not acknowledge this
+fact in animal mechanics, and their employers frequently experience as an
+acute torture that compressing process which, more deliberately applied,
+is not regarded by some as hurtful, but rather as a necessary
+accompaniment of fashionable attire. When the amateur has succeeded in
+overcoming the natural instinct of the guides to pull when there is no
+occasion to do so, he becomes a unit in the party, a burden of course, and
+a hindrance to some guides, but nothing to what he was on the snow.
+
+Sentiments similar to the above have not unfrequently been set forth in
+print: they seldom, if ever, actuate the minds of mountaineers when
+actually engaged in their pastime or when describing their exploits to
+less skilled persons.
+
+There is great satisfaction, too, in translating one's self over a given
+difficult rock passage without other assistance than that provided by
+nature herself, and without surreptitious aid from one's neighbour in the
+shape of steps. Then again, snow mountains are as inconsistent as cheap
+aneroids. One day each step costs much labour and toil, and almost the
+next perhaps the peak will allow itself to be conquered in one-tenth of
+the time. Not that the writer seeks to argue that there is no pleasure to
+be derived from snow mountains. It is to climbing _per se_ that these
+remarks apply. After all, everyone has his own opinion; but he who has not
+tasted the pleasures of a really difficult and successful rock
+climb--especially if it be a new one--knows not what the Alps can really do
+for his amusement.
+
+(M19)
+
+An expedition of suitable magnitude and difficulty was suggested by the
+guides, viz. an ascent of the Rothhorn (or Moming) from the Zermatt side.
+Mr. Passingham of Cambridge was at the time staying at the Monte Rosa
+Hotel, and it was soon arranged that we should combine our forces. The
+guides, on being asked their opinion as to the projected climb, reported
+diplomatically that, given fine weather, the ascent would be difficult but
+possible. This is the answer that the guides generally do give. We decided
+to attempt the whole excursion in a single day, considering that a short
+rest in the comparatively luxurious beds provided by M. Seiler was
+preferable on the whole to more prolonged repose in a shepherd's hut; for
+the so-called repose means usually a night of misery, and the misery under
+these conditions is apt to make a man literally acquainted with strange
+bed-fellows. At 2 in the morning we sought for the guides' room, to
+superintend the packing of our provisions. It was not easy to find, but at
+last we discovered a dingy little subterranean vault with one small window
+tightly jammed up and covered with dust. Of this den there were two
+occupants. One was employed silently in eating large blocks of a curious
+boiled mess out of a pipkin. The other was smoking a very complicated
+pipe, and sitting bolt upright on a bench with half a bottle of _vin
+ordinaire_ before him. Why he was carousing thus in the small hours was
+not evident. From these signs we judged correctly that the apartment was
+devoted to the guides as a dining, smoking, club and recreation room.
+
+Our staff was already in attendance, and it struck both of us that the
+success of the expedition was a foregone conclusion if it depended on the
+excellence of our guides--Alexander Burgener, the embodiment of strength,
+endurance, and pluck; Ferdinand Imseng, of activity and perseverance,
+alone would have sufficed, but we had in addition a tough, weather-beaten,
+cheery companion (for he was always a companion as well as a guide), Franz
+Andermatten, ever sagacious, ever helpful and ever determined. It would be
+hard to find a successor adequately to fill our old friend's place. It is
+impossible to efface his memory from my mind, nor can I ever forget how on
+that day he showed all his best qualities and contributed mainly to our
+success.(1) The prologue is spoken; let us raise the curtain on the
+comedy.
+
+(M20)
+
+The guides had already made their usual preparations for packing up--that
+is to say, they had constructed a multiplicity of little paper parcels and
+spread them about the room. As to the contents of these little parcels,
+they were of course uncertain, and all had to be undone to make sure that
+nothing had been omitted. A good deal of time was thus lost, and nothing
+much was gained, except that we corrected the error of packing up a
+handful of loose lucifers and two tallow dips with the butter and honey in
+a glass tumbler. Then the parcels were stowed away in the knapsacks, the
+straps of course all rearranged and ultimately replaced by odds and ends
+of string. Eventually, at 3 A.M., we started, leaving the two occupants of
+the guides' room still engaged in the same manner as when they first came
+under observation, and walked up the narrow valley running due north of
+Zermatt and leading towards the Trift Joch and the base of the mountain
+for which we were making. Having journeyed for about half an hour, it was
+discovered that the telescope had been left behind. Franz instantly
+started off to get it; not because it was considered particularly
+necessary, but chiefly on the ground that it is not orthodox to go on a
+new expedition without a telescope. We stumbled up the narrow winding
+path, and close below the moraine called our first halt and waited for
+Franz's return. I selected a cool rock on which to complete the slumber
+which had been commenced in bed and continued on a tilted chair in the
+guides' room. After waiting an hour we decided to proceed, as no answer
+was returned to our frequent shouts. Presently, however, a distant yell
+attracted our attention, and we beheld, to our astonishment, the cheery
+face of Franz looking down on us from the top of the moraine. Stimulated
+by this apparition, we pushed on with great vigour, clambered up the
+moraine, whose extreme want of cohesion necessitated a treadmill style of
+progression, and having reached the top passed along it to the snow. Here
+we bore first to the right, and then, working round, made straight for a
+sharp-topped buttress which juts out at a right angle from the main mass
+of the mountain. Arrived at a patch of rocks near the commencement of the
+arte, we disencumbered ourselves of superfluous baggage; that is to say,
+after the traditional manner of mountaineers, we discarded about
+three-fourths of the impedimenta we had so laboriously dragged up to that
+point, and of which at no subsequent period of the expedition did we make
+the slightest use. Next, we prepared for such rock difficulties as might
+present themselves, by buttoning up our coats as tight as was convenient,
+and decorated our heads respectively with woollen extinguishers like unto
+the covers placed by old maids over cherished teapots.
+
+It is a grand moment that, when the difficulty of an expedition opens out,
+when you grasp the axe firmly, settle in to the rope, and brace up the
+muscles for the effort of the hour: a moment probably the most pleasurable
+of the whole expedition, when the peak towers clear and bright above, when
+the climber realises that he is on the point of deciding whether he shall
+achieve or fail in achieving a long wished for success, or what it may be
+perhaps allowable to call a cutting-out expedition (for even mountain
+climbers are prone to small jealousies). The excitement on nearing the
+actual summit often rather fades away than increases, and the climber
+lounges up the last few steps to the top with the same sort of nonchalance
+that a guest invited to drink displays in approaching the bar.
+
+(M21)
+
+Dividing into two parties, we passed rapidly along the snow ridge which
+abuts against the east face of the mountain. The cliffs of the Rothhorn
+seem almost to overhang on this face, and were from our point of view
+magnificent. On the right, too, the precipice is a sheer one, to employ a
+not uncommon epithet. Without much difficulty we clambered up the first
+part of the face of the mountain, taking a zigzag course towards the large
+gully which is distinctly visible from the other side of the valley, and
+which terminates above in a deep jagged notch in the ridge not far below
+the summit. Gradually the climbing became more difficult, and it was found
+necessary to cross the gully backwards and forwards on several occasions.
+In so crossing we were exposed to some risk from falling stones; that is
+to say, some chips and bits of rock on a few occasions went flying by
+without any very apparent reason. In those days mountaineers were in the
+habit of considering these projectiles as a possible source of risk. A
+later generation would pass them by as easily as the stones passed by us,
+and it is not now the fashion to consider such a situation as we were in
+at all dangerous. It is difficult to see the reason why. Perhaps people's
+heads are harder now than they were then. For the greater part of the time
+we kept to the left or south side of the gully, and reaching the notch
+looked right down upon the commencement of the Glacier du Durand, a fine
+expanse of snowfield, singularly wild-looking and much crevassed. Turning
+to the right, we ascended a short distance along the ridge, and then a
+halt was called. The guides now proceeded to arrange a length of some
+hundred feet of rope on the rocks above to assist in our return. The
+process sorely tried our patience, and we were right glad when the signal
+was given to go on again. We had now to leave the arte, to descend a
+little, and so pass on to the west face of the mountain, and by this face
+to ascend and gradually work back to the ridge. No doubt during this part
+of the climb we made much the same mistake in judgment as had previously
+been made on a memorable ascent of the Matterhorn, and crossed far more on
+to the face than was really necessary or advisable. The mountain has since
+the time when these lines were originally written passed through the
+regular stages of gradual depreciation, and it is more difficult now to
+realise that we considered it at the time very difficult. Probably,
+however, subsequent travellers have improved considerably on the details
+of the route we actually followed; at any rate the ascent is now
+considered quite proper for a novice to attempt, at any rate by the novice
+himself. We worked ourselves slowly along in the teeth of a biting cold
+wind, and without finding the fixed rope necessary to assist our progress.
+Reaching the ridge again, the way became distinctly easier, and we felt
+now that the peak was at our mercy. Presently, however, we came to a huge
+inverted pyramid of rock that tried rather successfully to look like the
+summit, and we had some little difficulty in surmounting it. By dint of
+strange acrobatic feats and considerable exertion we hoisted our leading
+guide on to the top. It was fortunate for him perhaps that the seams of
+his garments were not machine-sewn, or he would certainly have rent his
+raiment. Finding, however, that the only alternative that offered when he
+got to the top of the rock was to get down again on the other side, the
+rest of us concluded that on the whole we should prefer to walk round. The
+last few yards were perfectly easy, and at 1.30 P.M. we stood on the
+summit enjoying a most magnificent view in every direction.
+
+(M22)
+
+It is a somewhat curious phenomenon, but one frequently remarked, that the
+mountaineer's characteristics seem abruptly to change when he reaches the
+summit of a peak. The impressionable, excitable person instantly becomes
+preternaturally calm and prosaic, while those of lymphatic temperament
+have not unfrequently been observed to develop suddenly rather explosive
+qualities, and to yell or wave their hats without any very apparent
+incitement thereto. Individuals whose detractors hold to be gifted with
+poetic attributes have been heard to utter quite commonplace remarks, and
+I have even known a phlegmatic companion so far forget himself, under
+these modifying circumstances, as to make an excessively bad pun and laugh
+very heartily at it himself, quite an unusual occurrence in a wag. Others
+find relief for their feelings by punching their companions violently in
+the back, or resorting to such horse-play as the area of the summit allows
+scope for. Directly, however, the descent commences the climber resumes
+his normal nature. The fact is, that in most cases, perhaps, the chief
+pleasure of the expedition does not come at the moment when the climber
+realises that he is about to undo, as it were, all his work of the day.
+There is no real climax of an expedition, and, as has been said, it is
+quite artificial to suppose that the enjoyment must culminate on reaching
+the top. But still it is considered proper to testify to some unusual
+emotional feelings. Some of the most enjoyable climbs that the mountaineer
+can recall in after life, are not those in which he has reached any
+particular point. Guides consider it becoming to evince in a somewhat
+forced way the liveliness of their delight on completing an ascent. But
+such joy as they exhibit is usually about as genuine and heartfelt as an
+organ-grinder's grin, or a Lord Mayor's smile on receiving a guest whom he
+does not know and who has merely come to feed at his expense.
+
+The wind was too cold to permit of a very long stay on the summit, and
+having added a proper number of stones to the cairn, a ceremony as
+indispensable as the cutting of a notch in the mainmast when the
+traditional fisherman changes his shirt, we descended rapidly to the point
+where it was necessary to quit the ridge. Down the first portion of the
+steep rock slope we passed with great caution, some of the blocks of stone
+being treacherously loose, or only lightly frozen to the face.
+
+(M23)
+
+We had arrived at the most difficult part of the whole climb, and at a
+rock passage which at that time we considered was the nastiest we had ever
+encountered. The smooth, almost unbroken face of the slope scarcely
+afforded any foot-hold, and our security almost entirely depended on the
+rope we had laid down in our ascent. Had not the rope been in position we
+should have varied our route, and no doubt found a line of descent over
+this part much easier than the one we actually made for, even without any
+help from the fixed cord. Imseng was far below, working his way back to
+the arte, while the rest of the party were holding on or moving but
+slowly with faces turned to the mountain. Suddenly I heard a shout from
+above; those below glanced up at once: a large flat slab of rock, that had
+afforded us good hold in ascending, but proved now to have been only
+frozen in to a shallow basin of ice, had been dislodged by the slightest
+touch from one of the party above, and was sliding down straight at us. It
+seemed an age, though the stone could not have had to fall more than ten
+feet or so, before it reached us. Just above me it turned its course
+slightly; Franz, who was just below, more in its direct line of descent,
+attempted to stop the mass, but it ground his hands against the rock and
+swept by straight at Imseng. A yell from us hardly awoke him to the
+danger: the slab slid on faster and faster, but just as we expected to see
+our guide swept away, the rock gave a bound for the first time, and as,
+with a startled expression, he flung himself against the rock face, it
+leapt up and, flying by within a few inches of his head, thundered down
+below. A moment or two of silence followed, and then a modified cheer from
+Imseng, as subdued as that of a "super" welcoming a theatrical king,
+announced his safety, and he looked up at us with a serious expression on
+his face. Franz's escape had been a remarkably lucky one, but his hands
+were badly cut about and bruised. In fact it was a near thing for all of
+us, and the mere recollection will still call up that odd sort of thrill a
+man experiences on suddenly recollecting at 11 P.M. that he ought to have
+dined out that evening with some very particular people. Had not the rock
+turned its course just before it reached Franz, and bounded from the face
+of the mountain over Imseng's head, one or more of the party must
+unquestionably have been swept away. The place was rather an exceptional
+one, and the rock glided a remarkably long distance without a bound, but
+still the incident may serve to show that falling stones are not a wholly
+imaginary danger.
+
+(M24)
+
+It would have been difficult, with the elementary knowledge of
+mountaineering that I now see we possessed at that day, to have descended
+without using the attached rope, and quite out of the question for anyone
+possessed of a proper respect for his suit of dittos to have done so. In
+this latter respect we had to exercise economical caution: for we had no
+very great store at the hotel or many changes of raiment. It is generally
+possible to gauge pretty accurately an Alpine traveller's experience by
+the amount of luggage he takes on a tour. Some tourists, following the
+advice given in the "Practical Guide Book" (a disconnected work written in
+the style of Mr. Jingle's conversation, but much in favour at one time),
+were in the habit of travelling with one suit of clothes and a portable
+bath. The latter, though they took it with them, they seldom took more
+than once; at the best it was of comparatively little use as an article of
+apparel, but imparted an aromatic flavour to anything packed up in its
+immediate neighbourhood. In those youthful days we considered, forsooth,
+that a little leathern wallet adequately replaced a portmanteau, and in
+transporting luggage did not always act on the sound commercial maxim that
+you should never do anything for yourself which a paid person might do
+equally well for you; consequently a heavy rain shower reduced the
+traveller to inactivity, and an oversight on the part of the laundress
+entailed consequences that it is not permissible to mention.
+
+Meanwhile our turn had come to move on. A zigzagging crack, which was too
+narrow to admit of anything but a most uncomfortable position, afforded
+the only hand and foot hold on which we could rely. Our gloveless hands,
+clutching at the rope, cooled down slowly to an unpleasant temperature
+that rendered it doubtful whether they were attached to the arms or not,
+and we began to wish we had gone down the Zinal side of the mountain.
+However, Imseng wormed himself along the rocks, to which he adhered with
+the tenacity of a lizard, and finally reached the end of our rope and a
+region of comparative safety. We followed his example slowly, and, having
+joined him, seated ourselves on some rocks inappropriately designed for
+repose, and finished off the food we had with us. Climbing carefully down
+the east face of the mountain, we reached the snow ridge and passed
+rapidly along it, our spirits rising exuberantly as we looked back on the
+vanquished peak. As usually happens, the guides had entirely forgotten the
+place where they had concealed our baggage on the ascent, and in fact had
+hidden it so carefully that they had some difficulty in finding it when
+they came to the spot. It is curious to note how often the instinct of
+guides, so much talked about, is at fault in this matter, and how
+systematically they are in the habit of carrying up on the mountains
+superfluous articles, hiding them with entirely unnecessary precautions,
+and subsequently forgetting the whole transaction.
+
+(M25)
+
+While they searched about for their cache we enjoyed the use of tobacco,
+if such an expression be allowable in the case of some curious stuff
+purchased in the valley. Still, as the packet in which it was contained
+was labelled "Tabak," we considered it to be such. Being indulgently
+disposed, and not being profound botanists, poetic license alone enabled
+us to imagine that
+
+ "We soared above
+ Dull earth, in those ambrosial clouds like Jove,
+ And from our own empyrean height
+ Looked down upon Zermatt with calm delight."
+
+(M26)
+
+It may have been so; it gave me a sore throat. Descending rapidly, we
+reached the Monte Rosa Hotel at 7 P.M., in an exultant frame of mind, a
+ragged condition of attire, and a preposterous state of hunger. The whole
+time occupied in the climb was sixteen hours. Of this an hour was wasted
+while we were waiting for the telescope, and three-quarters of an hour was
+spent in arranging the rope, by the aid of which we descended. Probably in
+actual climbing and walking we employed rather under thirteen hours; but
+the snow was in excellent order, and we descended on the whole very
+rapidly. Our trials were not over for the day, when we reached the hotel.
+Two arch young things had prepared an ambuscade and surprised us
+successfully at the door of the hotel. Sweetly did they gush. "Oh! where
+had we been?" We said we had been up in the mountains, indicating the
+general line of locality with retrospective thumb. "Oh! wasn't it
+fearfully dangerous? Weren't we all tied tightly together?" (as if, on the
+principle of union being strength, we had been fastened up and bound like
+a bundle of quill pens). "Oh! hadn't we done something very wonderful?"
+The situation was becoming irritating. "Oh! didn't we have to drag
+ourselves up precipices by the chamois horns on the tops of our sticks?"
+"No indeed----" "Oh! really, now, that guide there" (a driver with
+imperfectly buttoned garments who was sitting on the wall with a vacuous
+look) "told us you were _such_ wonderful climbers." It was becoming
+exasperating. "And oh! we wanted to ask you so much, for you know all
+about it. _Do_ you think we could walk over the Thodule? Papa" (great
+heavens! he must be a nonagenarian) "thinks we should be so foolish to
+try. Could you persuade him?" "Well, really----" "Wouldn't the precipices
+make us dreadfully giddy?" "No, no more than you are now." "Oh! thank you
+so much. And you really won't tell us what awful ascent you have been
+making?" It was maddening. "After dinner perhaps?" "Oh! thank you. Oh!
+Sustie" (this to each other; they both spoke together: probably the names
+were Susie and Tottie), "won't that be delightful?" By dexterous
+manoeuvring we escaped these gushing Circes during the evening. Happening
+to pass later on by the open door of the little _salon_, the following
+remark was overheard: "My dear, the conceit of these climbing objects is
+quite dreadful. They do nothing but flourish their nasty sticks and ropes
+about: they want the whole place to themselves" (we had been sitting on
+wooden chairs in the middle of the high street, near an unsavoury heap of
+refuse), "and they talk, talk, talk, my dear, all day and all night about
+what they have been doing in the mountains and of their nonsensical
+climbs. And what frights they look. I think they are perfectly horrid."
+Can the voice have been that of the gusher?
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER III.
+
+
+ EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+
+
+ The Alps and the early mountaineers--The last peaks to
+ surrender--The Aiguille du Dru--Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury's
+ attempt on the peak--One-day expeditions in the Alps and thoughts
+ on huts and sleeping out--The Chamouni guide system--A word on
+ guides, past and present--The somnolent landlord and his
+ peculiarities--Some of the party see a chamois--Doubts as to the
+ peak and the way--The duplicity of the Aiguille deceives
+ us--Telescopic observations--An ill-arranged glacier--Franz and his
+ mighty axe--A start on the rocks in the wrong direction--Progress
+ reported--An adjournment--The rocks of the lower peak of the
+ Aiguille du Dru--Our first failure--The expedition resumed--A new
+ line of ascent--We reach the sticking point--Beaten back--The results
+ gained by the two days' climbing.
+
+
+(M27)
+
+Accounts of failures on the mountains in books of Alpine adventure are as
+much out of place, according to some critics, as a new hat in a crowded
+church. Humanly speaking, the possession of this head-gear under such
+circumstances renders it impossible to divert the thoughts wholly from
+worldly affairs. This, however, by the way. Now the pioneers of the Alps,
+the Stephenses, the Willses, the Moores, the Morsheads, and many others,
+had used up all new material with alarming rapidity, I might say voracity,
+before the climbing epoch to which the present sketches relate. There is
+an old story of a man who arrived running in a breathless condition on a
+railway platform just in time to see the train disappearing. "You didn't
+run fast enough, sir," remarked the porter to him. "You idiot!" was the
+answer, "I ran plenty fast enough, but I didn't begin running soon
+enough." Even so was it with the climbers of our generation. They climbed
+with all possible diligence, but they began their climbing too late.
+Novelty, that is the desire for achieving new expeditions, was still
+considered of paramount importance, but unfortunately there was very
+little new material left. It is difficult to realise adequately now the
+real veneration entertained for an untrodden peak. A certain amount of
+familiarity seemed indispensable before a new ascent was even seriously
+contemplated. It had occurred to certain bold minds that the aiguilles
+around Chamouni might not be quite as bad as they looked. In 1873 the
+chief of the still unconquered peaks of the Mont Blanc district were the
+Aiguille des Charmoz, the Aiguille Blaitire, the Aiguille du Gant, the
+Aiguille Peuteret, the Aiguille du Dru, and a few other minor points. All
+of these have since been captured, some of them bound in chains. Opinions
+differed considerably as to their accessibility. Some hopeful spirits
+thought that by constantly "pegging away" they might be scaled; others
+thought that the only feasible plan would be indeed to peg away, but were
+of opinion that the pegs should be of iron and driven into the rock. Such
+views naturally lead to discussions, sometimes rather heated, as to
+whether mountaineering morality might fitly tolerate such aids to the
+climber. Of all the peaks mentioned above, the Aiguille du Dru and the
+Aiguille du Gant were considered as the most hopeful by the leading
+guides, though the older members of that body held out little prospect of
+success. It is a rather curious fact that the majority of the leading
+guides who gave their opinions to us in the matter thought that the
+Aiguille du Gant was the more promising peak to attack. Subsequent
+experience has proved that they were greatly in error in this judgment.
+The Aiguille du Gant has indeed been ascended, but much more aid than is
+comprised in the ordinary mountaineer's equipment was found necessary. In
+fact, the stronghold was not carried by direct assault, but by sapping and
+mining. There is a certain rock needle in Norway which, I am told, was
+once, and once only, ascended by a party on surveying operations bent. No
+other means could be found, so a wooden structure was built up around the
+peak, such as may be seen investing a dilapidated church steeple; and the
+mountain, like the Royal Martyr of history, yielded up its crowning point
+at the scaffold. We did not like the prospect of employing any such
+architectural means to gain our end and the summit, and, from no very
+clearly defined reasons, turned our attention chiefly to the Aiguille du
+Dru. Perhaps the prominent appearance of this Aiguille, and the fact that
+its outline was so familiar from the Montanvert, gradually imbued us with
+a certain sense of familiarity, which ultimately developed into a notion
+that if not actually accessible it might at least be worth trying. It
+seemed too prominent to be impossible; from its height--12,517 feet
+only--the mountain would doubtless not attract much attention, were it not
+so advantageously placed. Thousands of tourists had gazed on its
+symmetrical form: it had been photographed, stared at through binoculars,
+portrayed in little distorted pictures on useless work-boxes, trays and
+other toy-shop gimcracks, more often than any other mountain of the chain,
+Mont Blanc excepted. Like an undersized volunteer officer, it no doubt
+made the most of its height. But in truth the Aiguille du Dru is a
+magnificent mountain form, with its vast dark precipices on the north
+face, with its long lines of cliff, broken and jagged and sparsely
+wrinkled with gullies free from even a patch or trace of snow. Point after
+point, and pinnacle after pinnacle catch the gaze as we follow the edge of
+the north-west "Kamm," until the eye rests at last on the singularly
+graceful isosceles triangle of rock which forms the peak. It is spoken of
+lightly as merely a tooth of rock jutting up from the ridge which
+culminates in the Aiguille Verte, but when viewed from the Glacier de la
+Charpoua it is obviously a separate mountain; at any rate it became such
+when the highest point of the ridge, the Aiguille Verte, had been climbed
+by somebody else. The cleft in the ridge on the right side of the main
+mass of the Aiguille du Dru is a very deep one as seen from the glacier,
+and the sharp needle of rock which is next in the chain is a long way from
+the Aiguille du Dru itself. North and south the precipices run sheer down
+to the glaciers beneath. The mountain has then four distinct sides, three
+of them running down to great depths. Thus, even in the prehistoric days
+of Alpine climbing, it had some claim to individuality and might fairly be
+considered as something more than, as it were, one unimportant pinnacle on
+the roof of some huge cathedral. Perhaps, however, repeated failures to
+ascend the mountain begot undue veneration and caused an aspiring climber
+to look with a prejudiced eye on its dimensions.
+
+(M28)
+
+So far as I know, the mountain had never been assailed till 1873, when
+Messrs. Pendlebury and Kennedy made an attempt. Mr. R. Pendlebury has
+kindly furnished me with notes of the climb, which I may be allowed to
+reproduce nearly in his own words:--Two parties started simultaneously for
+the expedition. One was composed of Messrs. Kennedy and Marshall, with the
+guides Johann Fischer and Ulric Almer of Grindelwald; the other party
+consisted of the Rev. C. Taylor, Messrs. W. M. and R. Pendlebury, with the
+guides Hans Baumann, Peter Baumann, and Edouard Cupelin. The
+first-mentioned party slept at the Montanvert, while the others enjoyed
+themselves in a bivouac high up on the side of the Glacier de la Charpoua
+between the Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Moine. This Glacier de la
+Charpoua, it may be mentioned, is sometimes called the Glacier du Chapeau.
+
+(M29)
+
+The bivouac appears to have been so comfortable that Mr. Pendlebury and
+his friends did not take advantage of their start. The Montanvert
+detachment, who found no such inducement to stay one moment longer than
+was absolutely necessary(2) in their costly quarters, caught them up the
+next morning, and the whole party started together. Mr. Kennedy's guides
+kept to the left of the Glacier de la Charpoua, which looks more broken up
+than the right-hand side, but apparently proved better going. This,
+however, it should be observed, was in 1873, and these hanging glaciers
+alter marvellously in detail from year to year, though always preserving
+from a distance the same general features. On the same principle, at the
+proper distance, a mother may be mistaken for her daughter, especially by
+a judicious person. But on drawing near, however discreet the observer may
+be, he is yet conscious of little furrows, diminutive wrinkles, and
+perhaps of a general shrinkage not to be found in the more recent
+specimen. Speaking very generally, I should say that these glaciers are,
+on the whole, easier to traverse than they used to be: at any rate my own
+personal observation of this particular little glacier extends over a
+period of some years, and the intricacies--it is hardly proper to call them
+difficulties--were distinctly less towards the end of the time than they
+were at the beginning. Of course a different interpretation might be put
+upon such an opinion: with the evolution of mountaineering skill the
+complexity of these crumpled up snow-fields may seem to have disentangled,
+but I am assured that in this particular case it was not so.
+
+(M30)
+
+This digression must be pardoned. It arose naturally from the circumstance
+that the route Mr. Kennedy adopted would have proved, at any rate in later
+years, a digression from the best way. Mr. Pendlebury's party went
+straight up, keeping, that is, to the right-hand side of the glacier.
+Towards the upper part the snow slopes became steeper, and soon some
+step-cutting was required. The object in view was to reach the lowest
+point in the ridge between the Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte. It
+was thought that, by turning to the left from the col, it might be
+possible to reach the summit by the eastern arte. The col itself from
+below seemed easily attainable by means of a narrow zigzagging gully,
+interrupted here and there, that runs down from the summit of the ridge.
+Ascending by the rocks on the left of the gully the party made for some
+little way good progress, but then a sudden change came over the scene.
+After a consultation, it was proposed that the guides Hans Baumann, Peter
+Baumann, and Fischer should go on a little by themselves and make for the
+ridge, which they estimated lay about half an hour above them. They were
+then to examine the rocks above and to bring back a report. The rest of
+the party remained where they were, and disported themselves as
+comfortably as circumstances would permit. Hour after hour, however,
+passed away, and the three guides seemed to make but little progress. They
+returned at last with the melancholy tidings that they had climbed nearly
+up to the ridge and had found the rocks very difficult and dangerous. (It
+should be noted that the line of attack chosen on this occasion--the first
+serious attempt on the peak--was devised by Hans Baumann, and it says much
+for his sagacity that this very route proved years afterwards to be the
+right one.) Questioned as to the advisability of proceeding upwards, the
+guides employed their favourite figure of speech and remarked that not for
+millions of francs would they consent to try again. Hans Baumann asserted
+that he had never climbed more difficult rocks. This opinion, as Mr.
+Pendlebury suggested at the time, was probably owing to the fact that the
+cliffs above were covered with snow and glazed with ice, and this
+condition of the mountain face made each step precarious. The amateurs of
+the party were of opinion that the ridge would prove attainable later in
+the season or in exceptionally fine weather. As to the possibility of
+climbing the rocks above--that is to say, the actual peak--none of the party
+were able to come to any very positive conclusion. At a rough guess it was
+estimated that the party halted between two and three hundred feet below
+the ridge. On the presentation of the guides report the whole caravan
+turned back and reached Chamouni safely, but not entirely without
+incident, for the monotony of the descent and Mr. Taylor's head were
+broken by the fall of a big stone. This little accident, Mr. Pendlebury
+remarked with disinterested cheerfulness, was but a trifle. I have not
+been able to ascertain Mr. Taylor's views on the subject.
+
+When our party first essayed the ascent we knew none of the above
+particulars, save only that some mountaineers had endeavoured to reach the
+ridge but had failed to ascend to any great height. Of the actual cause of
+their ill success, and whether it were owing to the unpropitious elements
+or to the actual difficulties encountered, we were unaware.
+
+(M31)
+
+At the time of which I am writing, a somewhat novel mode of ascending
+mountains was coming into vogue, which consisted in waiting for a suitable
+day at headquarters, starting at unheard-of hours, and completing the
+expedition in one day--that is, within twenty-four hours. It was argued in
+support of this plan, that it was economical and that bivouacking was but
+a laborious and expensive method of obtaining discomfort. There are, said
+the advocates of the method, but few mountains in the Alps which cannot be
+ascended with much greater comfort in one day than in two. The day's climb
+is much more enjoyable when it is possible to start from sleeping quarters
+in which it is possible to sleep. The argument that repose in hotel beds,
+though undoubtedly more luxurious, was of comparatively little use if
+there were no time to enjoy it, was held to be little to the purpose. Some
+enthusiasts were wont to state that passing a night in a chalet, or those
+magnified sentry boxes called cabanes, constituted half the enjoyment on
+the expedition. This is a little strong--like the flavour of the
+cabanes--and if it were actually so the whole pleasure would be but small.
+The camper out arises in the morning from his delicious couch of soft
+new-mown hay in a spotty and sticky condition, attended with considerable
+local irritation, and feeling like a person who has recently had his hair
+cut, with a pinafore but loosely tied around his neck. Porters, like
+barbers, exhibit a propensity for indulging in garlic immediately before
+pursuing their avocation, which is not without discomfort to their
+employers. (And here I may note as a psychological fact that one action of
+this permeating vegetable is to induce confidential propensities in the
+consumer. The point may be deemed worthy of investigation, by personal
+experiment, by botanists and students of materia medica, men who in the
+interests of science are not prone to consider their personal comfort and
+finer sensibilities.) Again, in unsettled weather a fine day is often
+wasted by journeying up in the afternoon to some chalet, or hovel, merely
+to enjoy the pleasure of returning the following morning in the rain.
+There is some force too in the argument that but little actual time is
+gained by the first day's performance, for it is very difficult to start
+at anything like the prearranged hour for departure from a camp. An
+immensity of time is always spent in lighting the morning fire, preparing
+breakfast, and getting under way. On the other side, some little time is
+undoubtedly saved by discarding the wholly superfluous ceremony of
+washing, a process at once suggesting itself to the mind of the Briton
+abroad if he beholds a basin and cold water.
+
+The sum of the argument would seem to be that camping out in some one
+else's hut is but an unpleasant fiction; that if the climber chooses to go
+to the expense, he can succeed in making himself a trifle less comfortable
+in his own tent or under a rock than he would be in an hotel; and that he
+is the wisest man who refrains from bivouacking when it is not really
+necessary and is able to make the best of matters when it is: and
+undoubtedly for many of the recognised expeditions it is essential to have
+every possible minute of spare time in hand.
+
+(M32)
+
+We were naturally rather doubtful as to the successful issue of our
+expedition, at any rate at the first attempt, and we therefore impressed
+upon the guides the necessity of not divulging the plan. The secret,
+however, proved to be so big that it was too much for two, and they
+imparted consequently so much of the information as they had not adequate
+storage for in their own minds to any who chose to listen. Consequently
+our intentions were thoroughly well known before we started. There were in
+those days, perhaps, more good guides, at any rate there were fewer bad
+ones, in Chamouni than are to be found nowadays. We could not, however,
+obtain the services--even if we had desired them--of any of the local
+celebrities. As a matter of fact, we were both of opinion that a training
+in climbing, such as is acquired among the Oberland and Valais men by
+chamois hunting and constant rock work, would be most likely to have
+produced the qualities which would undoubtedly be needed on the aiguilles.
+
+The question of the efficiency of the Chamouni guides and of the Chamouni
+guide system, a question coeval with mountaineering itself, was burning
+then as fiercely as it does now. The Alpine Club had striven in vain to
+improve matters; they had pointed out that ability to answer a kind of
+mountaineering catechism did not in itself constitute a very reliable test
+of a peasant's power; they had pointed out too that the plan of electing a
+"guide chef" from the general body of guides was one most open to abuse,
+one sure to lead to favouritism and injustice, and one obviously ill
+calculated to bring to the front any specially efficient man. But
+unhappily the regulations of the body of guides were, and still are,
+entangled hopelessly in the French equivalent for red tape. Jealousy and
+mistrust of the German-speaking guides, whom serious mountaineers were
+beginning to import in rather formidable numbers, were beginning to awaken
+in the simple bosoms of the Savoyard peasants; and our proceedings were
+consequently looked upon with contemptuous disfavour by those who had any
+knowledge of our project.
+
+(M33)
+
+On August 18, 1873, we started. Our guides were Alexander Burgener as
+leader, Franz Andermatten, the best of companions, our guide, our friend,
+and sometimes our philosopher, as second string, while a taciturn porter
+of large frame and small mind, who came from the Saas valley, completed
+the tale. Of Burgener's exceptional talent in climbing difficult rocks we
+had had already good proof, and no doubt he was, and still is, a man of
+remarkable daring, endurance, and activity on rocks. I had reached then
+that stage in the mountaineering art at which a man is prone to consider
+the guide he knows best as, beyond all comparison, the best guide that
+could possibly exist. The lapse of years renders me perhaps better able
+now to form a dispassionate judgment of Burgener's capacity and skill.
+Both were very great. I have seen at their work most of the leaders in
+this department. Burgener never had the marvellous neatness and finish so
+characteristic of Melchior Anderegg, who, when mountaineering has passed
+away into the limbo of extinct sports, such as bear-baiting, croquet, and
+pell-mell, will, if he gets his deserts, even by those who remember
+Maguignaz, Carrel, Croz, and Almer, still be spoken of as _the_ best guide
+that ever lived. Nor was Burgener gifted with the same simple unaffected
+qualities which made Jakob Anderegg's loss so keenly felt, nor the
+lightness and agility of Rey or Jaun; but he united well in himself
+qualities of strength, carefulness, perseverance and activity, and
+possessed in addition the numerous attributes of observation, experience,
+and desire for improvement in his art which together make up what is
+spoken of as the natural instinct of guides. These were the qualities that
+made him a first-rate, indeed an exceptional, guide. _Nunc liberavi animam
+meam._ There is an old saying, involving a sound doctrine, that
+
+ When you flatter lay it on thick;
+ Some will come off, but a deal will stick.
+
+The porter proved himself a skilful and strong climber, but he was as
+silent as an oyster and, like that bivalve mollusc when the freshness of
+its youth has passed off, was perpetually on the gape.
+
+(M34)
+
+A hot walk--it always is hot along this part--took us up to the Montanvert.
+The moonlight threw quaint, fantastic shadows along the path and made the
+dewy gossamer filaments which swung from branch to branch across the track
+twinkle into grey and silver; and anything more aggravating than these
+spiders' threads at night it is hard to imagine. What earthly purpose
+these animals think they serve by this reckless nocturnal expenditure of
+bodily glue it is hard to say: possibly the lines are swung across in
+order that they may practise equilibrium; possibly the threads may serve
+as lines of escape and retreat after the male spinners have been a-wooing.
+The atmosphere through the wood was as stuffy as a ship's saloon in a
+storm, and we were right glad to reach the Montanvert at 3.30 A.M. Here,
+being athirst, we clamoured for refreshment. The landlord of the
+ramshackle hostelry at once appeared in full costume; indeed I observed
+that during the summer it was impossible to tell from his attire whether
+he had arisen immediately from bed or no. He seemed to act on the
+principle of the Norwegian peasant, who apparently undresses once a year
+when the winter commences, and resumes his garments when the light once
+more comes back and the summer season sets in. Our friend had cultivated
+to great perfection the art of half sleeping during his waking hours--that
+is, during such time as he might be called upon to provide entertainment
+for man and beast. Now at the Montanvert, during the tourists' season,
+this period extended over the whole twenty-four hours. It was necessary,
+therefore, in order that he might enjoy a proper physiological period of
+rest, for him to remain in a dozing state--a sort of stival
+hybernation--for the whole time, which in fact he did; or else he was by
+nature a very dull person, and had actually a very restricted stock of
+ideas.
+
+The landlord produced at once a battered teapot with a little sieve
+dangling from its snout, which had been stewing on the hob, and poured out
+the contained fluid into two stalked saucers of inconvenient diameter.
+Stimulated by this watery extract, we entered into conversation together.
+The sight of a tourist with an ice axe led by a kind of reflex process to
+the landlord's unburdening his mind with his usual remarks. Like other
+natives of the valley he had but two ideas of "extraordinary" expeditions.
+"Monsieur is going to the Jardin?" he remarked. "No, monsieur isn't."
+"Then beyond a doubt monsieur will cross the Col du Gant?" he said,
+playing his trump card. "No, monsieur will not." "Pardon--where does
+monsieur expect to go to?" "On the present occasion we go to try the
+Aiguille du Dru." The landlord smiled in an aggravating manner. "Does
+monsieur think he will get up?" "Time will show." "Ah!" The landlord, who
+had a chronic cold in the head, searched for his pockethandkerchief, but
+not finding it, modified the necessary sniff into one of derision, and
+then demanded the usual exorbitant price for the refreshment, amounting to
+about five times the value of the teapot, sieve and all. We paid, and left
+him chuckling softly to himself at our insane idea, as he replaced the
+teapot on the hob in readiness for the next arrival. That landlord, though
+physically sleepy, was still wide awake in matters of finance. He once
+charged me five francs for the loan of a secondhand collection of holes
+which he termed a blanket.
+
+(M35)
+
+We got on to the glacier at the usual point and made straight across the
+slippery hummocks to the grass slope encircling the base of the Aiguille
+du Dru and the Glacier de la Charpoua. The glacier above gives birth to a
+feeble meandering little stream which wanders fitfully down the mountain
+side. At first we kept to the left, but after a while crossed the little
+torrent, and bearing more to the right plodded leisurely up the steep
+grass and rock slope. We had made good progress when of a sudden Franz
+gave a loud whistle and then fell flat down. The other two guides
+immediately followed his example and beckoned to us with excited
+gesticulations to behave in a similarly foolish manner. Thereupon we too
+sat down, and enquired what the purport of this performance might be. It
+turned out that there was a very little chamois about half a mile off.
+Knowing that it would be impossible to induce the guides to move on till
+the animal had disappeared, we seized the opportunity of taking an early
+breakfast. The guides meanwhile wriggled about on their stomachs, with
+eyes starting out of their heads, possessed by an extraordinary desire to
+miss no single movement of the object of their attention. "See, it moves,"
+said Franz in a whisper. "Himmel! it is feeding," said Burgener. "It must
+be the same that Johann saw three weeks ago." "Ach! no, that was but a
+little one" (no true chamois hunter will ever allow that a brother
+sportsman can possibly have set eyes on a larger animal than himself).
+"Truly it is fine." "Thunder weather! it moves its head." In their
+excitement I regretted that I could not share, not being well versed in
+hunting craft: my own experience of sport in the Alps being limited to
+missing one marmot that was sitting on a rock licking its paws. In due
+course the chamois walked away. Apparently much relieved by there being no
+further necessity to continue in their former uncomfortable attitudes, the
+guides sat up and fell to a warm discussion as to the size of the animal.
+A chamois is to a guide as a fish to the baffled angler or the last new
+baby to a monthly nurse, and is always pronounced to be beyond question
+the finest that has ever been seen. To this they agreed generally, but
+Franz, whose spirits had suddenly evaporated, now shook his head dismally,
+with the remark that it was unlucky to see a single chamois, and that we
+should have no success that day. Undaunted by his croaking, we pursued our
+way to the right side of the glacier, while our guide, who had a ballad
+appropriate to every occasion, sang rather gaspingly a tremulous little
+funeral dirge. We worked well across to the right, in order to obtain the
+best possible view of the Aiguille, and halted repeatedly while discussing
+the best point at which to attack the rocks. While thus engaged in
+reconnoitring close under the cliffs of the ridge running between the
+Aiguille Moine and the Aiguille Verte, a considerable block of ice,
+falling from the rocks above, whizzed past just in front of us and capered
+gaily down the slope. Hereupon we came rather rapidly to the conclusion
+that we had better proceed. Half an hour further on we reached the top of
+a steep little snow slope, and a point secure from falling stones and ice.
+Recognising that we must soon cross back to the rocks of the Dru, we tried
+to come to a final conclusion as to the way to be chosen. As usual,
+everybody pointed out different routes: even a vestry meeting could hardly
+have been less unanimous. Some one now ventured to put a question that had
+been troubling in reality our minds for some time past, viz. which of the
+peaks that towered above us was really the Aiguille du Dru. On the left
+there were two distinct points which, though close together, were
+separated apparently by a deep rift, and some distance to the right of the
+col which the previous party had tried to reach, a sharp tooth of rock
+towered up to a considerable height. Evidently, however, from its position
+this latter needle could not be visible from Chamouni or from the
+Montanvert. Again, it was clear that the mass comprising the two points
+close together must be visible from the valley, but which of the two was
+the higher? Alexander gave as his opinion that the more distant of these
+two points, that on the right, was the higher, and turned to the porter
+for confirmation. That worthy nodded his head affirmatively with extreme
+sagacity, evidently implying that he was of the same opinion. Franz on the
+other hand thought the left-hand peak was the one that we ought to make
+for, arguing that it most resembled the Dru as seen from the Montanvert,
+that there was probably little difference in height between the two, that
+our ascent would not be believed in unless we were to place a flag on the
+point visible from Chamouni, and finally that the left-hand peak seemed to
+be the easier, and would probably be found to conceal the sharper point of
+the right-hand summit. Having expressed these views, he in turn looked
+towards the porter to ascertain his sentiments. The porter, who was
+evidently of a complaisant temperament, nodded his head very vigorously to
+intimate that these arguments seemed the more powerful of the two to his
+mind, and then cocked his head on one side in a knowing manner, intended
+to express that he was studying the angles and that he was prepared to
+find himself in the right whichever view prevailed. We did not find out
+for certain till some time after that the right-hand summit, though
+concealed from view by the Montanvert, is very distinctly visible from
+Chamouni: excusable ignorance, as most of the Chamouni people are unaware
+of it to this day. Professor Forbes, as Mr. Douglas Freshfield has kindly
+pointed out to me, with his usual accuracy distinguished and also measured
+the two summits, giving their heights respectively as 12,178, and 12,245
+feet.(3) Knowing little as we did then of the details of the mountain, we
+followed Franz's advice and made for the left-hand peak, under the
+impression that if one proved accessible the other might also, and there
+really seemed no reason why we should not, if occasion demanded, ascend
+both.
+
+(M36)
+
+Leading up from the glacier two distinct lines of attack presented
+themselves. The right-hand ridge descends to the col very precipitously,
+but still we had some idea that the rocks did not look wholly impossible.
+Again, on the left of the Dru the rocks are cut away very abruptly and
+form the long precipitous ridge seen from the Montanvert. This ridge was
+so jagged that we could see no possible advantage in climbing to any part
+of it, except just at the termination where it merges into the
+south-western face of the main mountain. The choice therefore, in our
+judgment, lay between storming the mountain by the face right opposite to
+us or else making for the col and the right-hand ridge; but the latter was
+the route that Messrs. Pendlebury and Kennedy had followed, and we could
+not hope to succeed where such giants had failed. Burgener indeed wished
+to try, but the rest of the party were unanimously in favour of attempting
+to find a way up the face, a route that at the worst had the merit of
+novelty. We thought too that if a closer acquaintance proved that the
+crags were ill arranged for upward locomotion, we might be able to work
+round on the face and so reach the col by a more circuitous route. With
+the naked eye--especially a myopic one--the rocks appeared unpromising
+enough; while viewed through the telescope the rocks looked utterly
+impossible. But little faith, however, can be rested in telescopic
+observations of a mountain, so far as the question of determining a route
+is concerned. Amateurs, who, as a rule, understand the use of a telescope
+much better than guides, have not the requisite experience to determine
+the value of what they see, while but few guides see enough to form any
+basis for determination. Moreover, the instrument we carried with us,
+though it had an extraordinary number of sections and pulled out like the
+ill-fated tradesman's trousers in a pantomime, was not a very remarkable
+one in the matter of definition. Still it is always proper and orthodox to
+look at a new peak through the telescope, and we were determined not to
+neglect any formality on the present occasion.
+
+(M37)
+
+We were now rather more than half-way up the Glacier de la Charpoua. To
+reach the most promising-looking point at which we might hope to get on
+the rocks, it was necessary to travel straight across the snow at about
+the level on which we stood. Now, this Glacier de la Charpoua is not
+constructed on ordinary principles. Instead of the orthodox transverse
+bergschrund it possesses a longitudinal crack running up its whole length,
+a peculiarity that vexed us hugely. Half a dozen times did we attempt to
+cross by some tempting-looking bridge, but on each occasion we were
+brought to a stand by impassable crevasses; then had to turn back, go up a
+little farther, and try again. It was already late in the day and we could
+ill spare the time lost in this to and fro movement. Eventually we reached
+a little patch of rocks not far from the head of the glacier. No sooner
+had we reached these rocks than the guides hunted up a suitable place and
+concealed some utterly worthless property as carefully as if they expected
+evil-minded marauders to be wandering about, seeking what they might
+pilfer. Having effected the cache with due care, Franz once again burst
+into a strange carol, the burden of which was unintelligible, but the
+chorus made frequent allusion to "der Teufel." We now saw that, after all,
+the only feasible plan would be to cut our way still higher up a steep
+slope, and thus to work right round, describing a large curve. An
+occasional step required to be scraped, for the glacier is in shadow till
+late in the morning, owing to the Aiguille Verte intervening and cutting
+off the sun's rays. Throughout the day our second guide had been burning
+with a desire to exhibit the good qualities of the most portentous ice axe
+I ever saw, an instrument of an unwieldy character resembling a labourer's
+pick on the top of a May pole. Its dimensions were monstrous and its
+weight preposterous: moreover, the cutting spike had an evil curve and,
+instead of hewing out blocks of ice neatly, preferred to ram a huge hole
+in the slope and stick fast therein, while a quiver ran through its mighty
+frame and communicated itself to the striker, who shuddered at each blow
+as after taking a dose of very bitter physic. However, Franz was so proud
+of his halberd that we were obliged to sacrifice rapid progress to the
+consideration of his feelings, and he was accordingly sent on to cut the
+steps which were now found necessary. With no little exertion did he
+construct a staircase of which the steps were about the size of foot
+baths, and with no slight impatience did we watch his gymnastics and
+athletic flourishes, which were a sort of mixture of tossing the caber and
+throwing the hammer combined with a touch of polo. Ultimately we were able
+to quit the glacier for the actual face of the mountain, at a point
+probably not very much below that struck by the previous party; but it was
+our intention at once to bear off to the left.
+
+(M38)
+
+We blundered a little on the rocks at first after the long spell of
+snow-walking. A cry from Franz caused us to look round, and we perceived
+that he had got entangled with the big axe, the spike of which was
+sticking into the third button of his waistcoat, causing him, as the
+strain on the rope above and below folded him up in a rather painful
+manner, to assume the attitude of a mechanical toy monkey on a stick.
+Fearing that he might be placed in the condition in which cats' meat is
+usually offered for sale, we slackened the rope and saved him from
+impending perforation, but with the result that the axe bounded off down
+the slope, turned two or three summersaults, and then stuck up defiantly
+in a distant patch of snow, looking like a sign-post. While Franz went off
+to recover his loved treasure we huddled together on a very little ledge
+of rock, and sat there in a row like busts on a shelf--if the simile be not
+considered anatomically inappropriate. But these delays had wasted much
+time, and already success seemed doubtful. Little time could now be
+devoted to consultation, and little good would have come of it; now that
+we were on the rocks the only thing to do was to go straight on and see
+what would happen. At the same time we had a dim consciousness that we
+were considerably to the right of the best line of ascent. Our "general
+idea"--to borrow a military phrase of which, by the way, it may be remarked
+that the idea in question is usually confined to the general and is not
+shared in by the troops--consisted in making for the left-hand side or
+Montanvert aspect of the final peak. We set our teeth, whatever that may
+mean, then fell to with a will and for some two hours went with scarcely a
+check. And a rare two hours' climb we had. The very thought of it makes
+the pen travel swiftly over the paper, as the scene comes back in every
+detail. How Burgener led the way without hesitation and almost without
+mistake; how our second guide chattered unceasingly, caring nought for a
+listener; how they both stuck to the rocks like limpets; how the big axe
+got in everybody's way; how the rope got caught on every projecting spur
+of rock, jerking back the unwary, or when loose sweeping down showers of
+small angular stones from the little platforms and ridges, thereby
+engendering ill blood and contumely; how the silent porter climbed
+stolidly after us, and in the plenitude of his taciturn good-humour poked
+at us from below with his staff at inconvenient moments and in sensitive
+places; how at one moment we were flat against the rock, all arms and
+legs, like crushed spiders, and at another gathered into great loops like
+a cheese maggot on the point of making a leap; how a volley of little
+stones came whistling cheerily down from above, playfully peppering us all
+round; how our spirits rose with our bodies till we became as excited as
+children: of all these things it boots not to give any detailed
+description. Those who can recollect similar occasions need but to be
+reminded of them, and, to tell the truth, the minuti, though they are so
+graven upon the mind that a clear impression could be struck off years
+afterwards, are apt to prove somewhat tedious. Two facts I may note. One,
+that the rocks were at first very much easier than was expected; another,
+that we should have done better had we discarded the rope on this part of
+the climb: the rocks were hardly a fit place for those who could not
+dispense with its use. Ever and anon the guides' spirits would rise to
+that level which may be called the shouting point, and they would jdel
+till they were black in the face, while the melodious roll of sound echoed
+cheerily back from the distant cliffs of the Aiguille Moine. And so we
+journeyed up.
+
+(M39)
+
+Meanwhile the weather had changed; black clouds had come rolling up and
+were gathering ominously above us; it was evident that we had no chance of
+reaching the summit that day, even if it were practicable, but still we
+persevered desperately in the hope of seeing some possible route for a
+future attack. Progress, however, on a rock peak is necessarily slow when
+there are five on the rope, and we should probably have done more wisely
+if we had divided into two parties. We kept well to the left to a point on
+the face where a huge tower of rock stands four-square to all the winds of
+heaven that blow; and above us, as a matter of fact, there seemed to be a
+good many winds. This landmark, very conspicuous and characteristic of
+these aiguilles, seemed to be close to the ridge, but on reaching it we
+found that there was still a stiff passage intervening between us and the
+point from which we could overlook the other side of the mountain. Now we
+bore to the right and the climbing became more difficult. We made our way
+straight up a very shallow gully and finally reached a point on the
+western ridge overlooking the Montanvert, close to where this ridge merges
+into the corresponding face of the peak. Here a halt was called, for two
+reasons. In the first place a few flakes of snow were softly falling
+around and the gathering clouds betokened more to follow. Secondly, so far
+as we could judge through the mist, it was apparently impossible to ascend
+any higher from the place we had reached. So we cast off the rope and
+clambered separately to various points of vantage to survey the work that
+lay before us. The summit of the peak, enveloped in thin cloud, appeared
+to tower no great height above us, but we were too close under the cliff
+to estimate its elevation very correctly. At the time we thought that if
+we could only keep up the pace at which we had been going, an hour's climb
+would have sufficed to reach the top. We found, it may be remarked
+parenthetically, that we were egregiously in error in this estimate some
+years later. The shifting clouds made the rock face--that is, the small
+extent of it that we could see at all--look much more difficult than in all
+probability it actually was. Through the mists we made out, indistinctly,
+a formidable-looking irregular crack in the rock face running very
+straight up and rather to our left, which apparently constituted the only
+possible route from our position to a higher level. But from where we
+stood we could not have reached the lower end of this crack without a
+ladder of about fifty feet in length, and the mist entirely prevented us
+from judging whether we could reach it by a dtour. The choice lay between
+hunting for some such line or else in trying what seemed on the whole more
+practicable, viz. working round by the north-east face again, so as to
+search for a more easy line of ascent. But the latter alternative would
+have involved of necessity a considerable descent. While we debated what
+course to take the mists swept up thicker and thicker from below, and in a
+moment the peak above us was concealed and all the view cut off. A
+piercingly cold wind began to rise and a sharp storm of hail and sleet
+descended. Hints were dropped about the difficulty of descending rocks
+glazed over with ice with a proper amount of deliberation. It was
+obviously impossible to go up and might soon become very difficult to go
+down. The question was not actually put, but, in conformity with what was
+evidently the general sense of the meeting, we somewhat reluctantly made
+up our minds to return. A dwarf stone man was constructed, the rope
+readjusted, and half an hour's descent put us out of the mist and snow. We
+stopped again and stared upwards blankly at the leve line of mist hanging
+heavily against the peak. Burgener now came forward with a definite
+resolution and proposed that we should stay where we were for the night
+and try again the next day. This was referred to a sub-committee, who
+reported against the suggestion on the ground that the stock of provisions
+left consisted of a tablespoonful of wine, four rolls, and a small piece
+of cheese which had strayed from the enveloping paper in the porter's
+pocket and as a consequence smelt of tobacco and was covered with hairs
+and fluff. These articles of diet were spread on a rock and we mentally
+calculated the exact proportion that would fall to each man's share if we
+attempted, as proposed, to subsist on them for a day and a half. But
+little deliberation was required. We decided at once to return. The porter
+gathered the fragments lovingly together and replaced them with other
+curious articles in his side pocket. By 8.30 P.M. we were back at
+Chamouni, having been out a little under twenty hours.
+
+(M40)
+
+A day or two later we made up our minds to start once more. Great
+preparations were made for an early departure, the idea that we should
+find it distasteful to start at the hour at which a London ball begins
+being scouted, as it usually is over-night. We impressed on an intelligent
+"boots" with great earnestness the absolute necessity of waking us
+precisely at midnight, and then went to our repose, feeling about as much
+inclined for sleep as a child does during the afternoon siesta intended to
+prepare it for the glories of a pantomime. The "boots" did not fail; in
+fact he was extra-punctual, as our departure was the signal for his
+retiring. At midnight the party assembled in the little courtyard in front
+of the hotel, but a dismal sight met our gaze. Under the influence of a
+warm sou'-wester, thick black clouds had filled the valley, and a gentle
+drizzle reminded us of the balmy climate of our own metropolis in
+November. Our Alpine tour for the season was nearly at an end, and we
+gazed despondently around. Ultimately one practical person suggested that
+if we did not go to the mountain we might as well go to bed, and the
+practical person endorsed his suggestion by walking off. A scurvy
+practical joke did the clerk of the weather play on us that night. In the
+morning the bright sunbeams came streaming in through the window, the sky
+was cloudless and the outline of every peak was sharply defined in the
+clear air. A more perfect morning for the expedition could hardly have
+been chosen. Some ill-timed remarks at breakfast referring pointedly to
+people who talk a good deal over-night about early starts, and the deep
+concern of the "boots" at our presumed slothfulness, goaded us to
+desperation. We determined to start again and to have one more try the
+next day whatever the weather might prove to be. Once more we found
+ourselves in the small hours of the morning on the path leading to Les
+Ponts. Had it not been for the previous day's lesson we should probably
+have turned back from this point, for the whole of the mountain opposite
+was concealed in thick drifting mist. The guides flatly refused to go on
+as matters stood. We were determined on our side not to give it up, and so
+a compromise was effected. It was agreed to wait for an hour or two and
+see if matters mended. So we stretched ourselves out on a damp sloping
+rock, prepared to resume our journey at the slightest indication of a
+change for the better. Rest at such a time even under these hard, not to
+say stony, conditions is seductive, and, as we lay half dozing, strange
+heretical thoughts came crowding into the mind. Why toil up this mountain
+when one can rest in luxury on these knobby rocks? Why labour over the
+shifting moraine, the deceitful glacier, the slippery rock? What is the
+good of it all? Can it be vanity or----"Vorwrts!" The dream vanished as the
+cheery cry broke out from the guide engaged on outpost duty, and as we
+rose and stretched ourselves the whole aspect of affairs seemed changed. A
+distinct break in the clouds at the head of the Mer de Glace gave promise
+of better things in store, and we felt almost guilty of having wasted an
+hour or more at our halt. The break became larger and larger, and before
+long the great cloud banks resolved into one huge streamer flying from the
+summit of the peak. I fancy that, at any rate in the early stages of
+mountaineering, many good chances are thrown away on such days, for guides
+are as a rule somewhat prone to despondency in the early morning hours.
+Once started, however, they became wondrously keen, complained of our
+delay, and even asserted with some effrontery that they had predicted fine
+weather all the time, and this without a blush; still some one rather
+neatly defined blushing as a suffusion least seldom seen in those who have
+the most occasion for it, and guides share with politicians a certain
+power of manipulating their opinions to suit the exigencies of the moment.
+The traces of our former attempt assisted us materially on the glacier.
+Our plan of attack consisted in getting on the rocks at our former point,
+but working on this occasion much more directly up the face. Burgener
+conceived that by following this line of assault we should be able to
+ascend, by means of a gully which existed only in his own imagination, to
+a more practicable part of the peak. Between the two summits of the
+Aiguille du Dru may be seen, at any rate in photographs, a
+tempting-looking streak of snow: it seemed possible, if we could once
+reach the lower point of this streak, to follow its line upwards. The
+lower peak of the Dru is well rounded on its eastern face, and the rocks
+appear more broken than in other parts of the mountain.
+
+(M41)
+
+If we could but once reach the cleft between the peaks there seemed every
+chance of our being able to reach the lower summit. At the outset progress
+was fast. We followed our former line till we were in sight of the rock
+tower and then at once bore off to the right. The climbing was rather more
+difficult, at least it seemed so to us in those days, than on the other
+part of the mountain with which we had previously made acquaintance. A
+series of short flat gullies had to be climbed, but there were exceedingly
+few inequalities to help us. The rope was of little or no use and might
+perhaps have been laid aside with advantage. We soon found that we had
+reached a higher point than at our previous attempt, and as the leader
+constantly returned favourable reports our spirits rose; so elated in fact
+did we become that the exact formalities to be observed on reaching the
+top were seriously discussed whenever the occasion offered for
+conversation, which was not very often. Old Franz chattered away to
+himself, as was his wont when matters went well, and on looking back on
+one occasion I perceived the strange phenomenon of a smile illuminating
+the porter's features. Howbeit, this worthy spake no words of
+satisfaction, but pulled ever at his empty pipe. By dint of wriggling over
+a smooth sloping stone slab we had got into a steep rock gully which
+promised to lead us to a good height. Burgener, assisted by much pushing
+and prodding from below and aided on his own part by much snorting and
+some strong language, had managed to climb on to a great overhanging
+boulder that cut off the view from the rest of the party below. As he
+disappeared from sight we watched the paying out of the rope with as much
+anxiety as a fisherman eyes his vanishing line when the salmon runs.
+Presently the rope ceased to move and we waited for a few moments in
+suspense. We felt that the critical moment of the expedition had arrived,
+and the fact that our own view was exceedingly limited made us all the
+more anxious to hear the verdict. "How does it look?" we called out. The
+answer came back in patois, a bad sign in such emergencies. For a minute
+or two an animated conversation was kept up; then we decided to take
+another opinion and accordingly hoisted up our second guide. The chatter
+was redoubled. "What does it look like?" we shouted again. "Not possible
+from where we are," was the melancholy answer, and in a tone that crashed
+at once all our previous elation. I could not find words at the moment to
+express my disappointment: but the porter could and gallantly he came to
+the rescue. He opened his mouth for the first time and spoke, and he said
+very loud indeed that it was "verdammt." Precisely: that is just what it
+was. Having made this short speech, the porter allowed the smile to fade
+away from his features, shook out some imaginary ashes and proceeded to
+light some visionary tobacco, sucking at a lighted match through the
+medium of an empty pipe. It seemed hard to believe at first that we were
+to be baulked when so near the summit, and it was not till the guides had
+tried again and again to storm the almost vertical wall of smooth rock and
+had shown the utter impossibility of turning it either right or left, that
+we felt we were really beaten. One more forlorn chance remained: we might
+try the west face of the mountain from the spot we had reached at our
+first attempt, when the weather had prevented us from making any further
+progress. Had there been more time at our disposal we should have done
+better to try another line of ascent more to our right, that is, nearer to
+the col, and it might be possible to reach the cleft between the two
+summits by this means. As for the snow streak which looked so tempting at
+a distance, it is a delusion and a snare, if the latter term be applicable
+to a place which appears to be much more difficult to get into than it
+probably would be to get out of. We had already pretty fully realised that
+the mountain was more difficult to ascend than we had ever contemplated,
+and it seemed advisable at the moment to make for some definite point
+which at any rate we felt sure of reaching and to study the peak in detail
+to the best of our ability; so we made towards our cairn, though with
+little hope of gaining much knowledge thereby.
+
+(M42)
+
+Without much difficulty, but not without some little danger from falling
+stones (though on the whole, the mountain is remarkably free from these
+annoyances, there being as a matter of fact but few loose stones to fall),
+we reached our former point and were able to judge distinctly of how much
+higher we had reached at our second attempt. We saw also that upward
+progress from the point on which we stood would not be possible, but it
+must be remembered that we were able only to see a small strip of the
+mountain lying directly above. Every crag that was not absolutely vertical
+appeared to overhang, and the few small cracks that might have afforded
+hand and foot hold led nowhere in particular. Altogether the view was
+depressing although limited. There was no time to hunt about for other
+routes, or we should certainly have done so, for we felt that though
+beaten our discomfiture only arose from the fact that we had chosen a
+wrong line of ascent. Possibly within a few yards of us lay a feasible
+route, but we knew not on which side it might be. Here it occurred to the
+porter for the first time that his pipe was empty and had been so all day:
+he thereupon made his second remark, which consisted in an audible request
+for something to put in it. We had dragged up with us (as a matter of fact
+the porter had carried it the whole time) some 200 feet of rope, thinking
+it might help us in the descent, but the part of the mountain on which we
+were presents no more difficulties in this respect than does Avernus.
+
+(M43)
+
+Arrived on the snow slope opposite the rock face on which we had been
+climbing during the day, we stopped, extended the telescope, and tried to
+make out our exact line, and endeavoured also to discover what had been
+our error; no easy task, as any persons of experience will admit. At any
+time the appearance of this peak is deceptive, and the outline no more
+guides you to a knowledge of the natural details than does the outline of
+a fashionable lady's dress. But as we looked the mountain seemed flattened
+out by reason of a blue evening mist which obscured all the
+irregularities. So we turned and resumed our journey down, running hard
+across the Mer de Glace, for the shades of night drew on apace, and
+reached Chamouni at 8.30 in the evening, leaving the guides at the
+Montanvert with half a bottle of thin red wine between three of them. We
+were overtaken by Edouard Cupelin, one of the best of the Chamouni guides,
+at any rate on rock mountains, on our way down, and he gave us a rather
+sensational account of his own adventures on the peak. In justice to him
+it should be mentioned that he was almost the only Chamouni guide who
+seemed to think the ascent possible, and in his opinion the general line
+that we had adopted was the correct one. Our second expedition thus from
+first to last occupied about 20 hours, but the halts were not nearly so
+numerous as on the first occasion. The experience of our two days'
+climbing led us to the conclusion that Cupelin was right. From the
+peculiar character of the rocks and the fact that our climbing lay chiefly
+along short flat gullies we were unable, as already remarked, to get a
+very clear idea of any part of the mountain except that on which we were
+actually engaged, and we were led to the opinion that the only plan to
+find a possible route would consist in trying in succession from below the
+different parts of the southern face. The final peak, which from this side
+shoots up clearly defined from the great mass of the mountain, seemed to
+us tolerably easy of ascent provided one could reach the base. A sort of
+depression extends three parts of the way round, and the edge of this
+shallow moat appeared to be defended by an inaccessible belt of vertical
+rock. The actual rocks were wholly unlike any met with elsewhere in our
+experience. Great vertical slabs were fitted together with an accuracy
+which was beautiful in its perfection, but irritating beyond conception to
+the climber. Progress upwards, when above the level of the col,
+necessitated a series of fatiguing gymnastics like swimming uphill, but
+the rocks where they were possible proved invariably firm and good. On
+both occasions we were stopped by sheer difficulty and probably saw the
+mountain at its very best. The snow on the rocks, which proved such a
+formidable difficulty to Mr. Pendlebury's party, had almost entirely
+disappeared before our assault. The rocks were warm and the weather on the
+second day was perfect.
+
+(M44)
+
+Such is the history of our first two attempts to climb this mountain. They
+served but to whet our appetite for success, but it was not till years
+after that we were fortunate enough to meet with that success.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IV.
+
+
+ A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY
+
+
+ The art of meteorological vaticination--The climate we leave our
+ homes for--Observations in the valley--The diligence arrives and
+ shoots its load--Types of travellers--The Alpine habitu--The elderly
+ spinster on tour--A stern Briton--A family party--We seek fresh
+ snow-fields--The Bietschhorn--A sepulchral bivouac--On early starts
+ and their curious effects on the temperament--A choice of routes--A
+ deceptive ice gully--The avalanches on the Bietschhorn--We work up
+ to a dramatic situation--The united party nearly fall out--A limited
+ panorama--A race for home--Caught out--A short cut--Driven to
+ extremities--The water jump--An aged person comes to the rescue--A
+ classical banquet at Ried--The old cur and his hospitality--A
+ wasted life?
+
+
+The summer season of 1878 was one of the worst on record. Meteorologists,
+by a species of climatic paradox, might have had a fine time of it;
+mountaineers had a most wet and disagreeable time of it. The weather
+prophets easily established a reputation for infallibility--according to
+the accepted modern standard of vaticination--by predicting invariably evil
+things. They were thus right five times out of six, which will readily be
+acknowledged as very creditable in persons who were uninspired, save by a
+desire to exalt themselves in the eyes of their fellow tourists. But, as
+in the case of that singularly hopeful person Tantalus, the torture was
+rendered more artistic and aggravating by sporadic promise of better
+things. One day the rock aiguilles were powdered over and white-speckled
+with snow. The climber looked up longingly at the heights above, but
+visions of numbing cold and frost-bitten fingers caused him to thrust the
+latter members into his pockets and turn away with a sigh, to put it
+mildly, and avert his gaze from the chilling spectacle. Then would he
+follow his daily practice--his thrice-a-daily practice in all
+probability--of overeating himself. Perhaps, while still engaged at _table
+d'hte_ in consuming, at any rate in masticating, the multiform dish
+generically named "chevreuil," the glow of a rosy sunset, and the hope of
+brighter things in store for the morrow, would attract him to the window.
+
+(M45)
+
+The next day would produce scorching heat, a clear sky, a rising
+barometer, and a revival of spirits; diet, as the physicians say, as
+before. The powdered snow would disappear off the ledges and, melting,
+distribute itself more uniformly over the rocks, which as a result
+presented a shining appearance, as the morning face of a schoolboy or the
+Sunday face of a general servant. At night a clear sky and a sharp frost
+in the high regions, and the next day the mountain would be more
+impossible than ever. Still, recognising that another few hours of
+grateful sunshine would cause the thin film of ice glazing the rocks to
+melt and evaporate, the energetic climber (and we were very energetic that
+year) would summon his guides and all his resolution, pack up his traps,
+and start for a bivouac up aloft, to return, in all probability, at the
+end of twenty-four hours, in a downfall of rain and in the condition of
+steamy moisture so tersely described by Mr. Mantalini. Such, during July
+1878, was our lot day after day in the glorious Alpine climate. We paced
+up and down, with the regularity of sentries, between our camp on the
+Aiguille du Dru and Couttet's hotel at Chamouni. Occasionally we ascended
+some distance up the Glacier de la Charpoua and took observations. Once or
+twice we proceeded far enough on the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru to prove
+the impossibility of ascending them to any great height. Still we were
+loth to depart and run the risk of losing a favourable opportunity of
+assaulting the mountain with any chance of success. It fell out thus that
+we had good opportunities of observing our fellow creatures and the
+various types of travellers who, notwithstanding the weather, still
+crowded into Chamouni; for it was only on rock peaks such as the Aiguille
+du Dru, or difficult mountains like the Aiguille Verte, that climbing was
+impossible. This condition of things did not affect to any very
+appreciable extent the perambulating peasants who constitute the vast
+majority of the body known as guides in Chamouni. These worthies merely
+loafed a little more than they were wont to do, if that be possible.
+Perhaps the gathering invariably to be found, during twenty hours out of
+the twenty-four, at the cross roads near Tairraz's shop was still more
+numerously attended, and there was some slight increase in the number of
+sunburnt individuals who found intellectual exercise sufficient to
+apologise for their existence in wearing their hands in their pockets,
+smoking indifferent tobacco, expectorating indiscriminately, and uttering
+statements devoid of sense or point to anybody who cared to listen. The
+weather had no effect on them; whether wet or dry, cold or warm, they
+still occupied themselves from June to September in the same manner. Once
+in the early morning, and once again about five o'clock in the evening,
+were they momentarily galvanised out of their listlessness by the arriving
+and departing diligences.
+
+(M46)
+
+On the arrival of the caravan the contingent was usually reinforced by
+some of our own countrymen. The proper attitude for the English visitor at
+Chamouni to assume, when watching the evening incursion of tourists,
+consisted in leaning against the wall on the south side of the street, and
+so to pose himself as to indicate independence of the proceedings and to
+wear an expression of indifference tinged with a suggestion of cynical
+humour. This was usually accomplished by wearing the hands in the pockets,
+tilting the hat a little over the eyes, crossing the legs, and laughing
+unduly at the remarks of companions, whether audible or not. Some few
+considered that smoking a wooden pipe assisted the realisation of the
+effect intended: others apparently held that a heavy object held in the
+mouth interfered with the expression. I have observed that these same
+onlookers were bitterly indignant at the ordeal they had to pass through
+on returning to their native shores vi Folkestone, when clambering
+wearily with leaden eyes and sage-green complexions up the pier steps. Yet
+the diligence travellers, begrimed with dust, stung of horse flies,
+cramped, choked, and so jolted that they recognised more bony prominences
+than previous anatomical knowledge had ever led them to expect they
+possessed, were none the less objects of pity. Still human nature is
+always worthy of study, and those who arrived, together with those who
+went to see them arrive, were equally interesting under the depressing
+climatic influences which so often forbade us to take our pleasure
+elsewhere.
+
+(M47)
+
+It was curious to note how, day after day, the diligence on its arrival
+released from the cramped thraldom of its uncomfortable seats almost
+exactly the same load. As the great lumbering yellow vehicle came within
+sight, one or two familiar faces would be seen craning out to catch the
+first sight of an old guide or mountain friend. These _habitus_ as a rule
+secured for themselves the corner seats. We knew exactly what their
+luggage would be. A bundle of axes like Roman "fasces" would be handed out
+first, with perhaps a little unnecessary ostentation, followed by a coil
+of rope which might have been packed up in the portmanteau, but usually
+was not; then a knapsack, with marks on the back like a map of the
+continent of America if the owner was an old hand, and a spotless minute
+check if he were only trying to look like one. The owners of the knapsacks
+would be clad in suits that once were dittos, flannel shirts and the
+familiar British wide-awake, the new aspirants for mountaineering fame
+decorating their head gear with snow spectacles purchased in Geneva. Very
+business-like would they show themselves in collecting their luggage
+before anybody else; then, with a knowing look at the mountains, they
+would make their way to Couttet's. Next, perhaps, would follow a party of
+some two or three spinsters travelling alone and as uncertain about their
+destination as they were of their age. To attract such, some of the hotel
+proprietors, more astute than their fellows, despatched to the scene of
+action porters of cultivated manners and obsequious demeanour, who seldom
+failed, by proving themselves to be "such nice polite men, my dear," to
+ensnare the victims. Burdened with the numerous parcels and odd little
+bags this class of traveller greatly affects, the nicely mannered porter
+would lead the way to the hotel or pension, probably bestowing, as he
+passed, a wink on some friend among the guides, who recognised at once the
+type of tourist that would inevitably visit the Montanvert, probably the
+Chapeau and possibly the Flgre, and recognising too the type in whom
+judicious compliments were not likely to be invested without satisfactory
+results. Such people invariably enquired if they could not be taken _en
+pension_. Somewhat frugal as regards diet, especially breakfast, but with
+astounding capacities for swallowing _table d'hte_ dinners or such
+romance as the guides might be pleased to invent on the subject of their
+own prowess and exploits. Charming old ladies these often were, as pleased
+with the novelty of everything they saw around them as a gutter child in a
+country meadow. Their nature changes marvellously in the Alps. Scarcely
+should we recognise in the small wiry traveller in the mountains the same
+individual whom we might meet in town--say in the neighbourhood of
+Bloomsbury. I have noticed such a one not a hundred miles from there whose
+energy for sight-seeing when in the Alps surpassed all belief. Yet here
+she seemed but a little, wrinkled, bent-in-the-back old woman, flat of
+foot, reckless at crossings, finding difficulty on Sunday mornings in
+fishing a copper out of her reticule for the crossing sweeper, by reason
+of the undue length of the finger-tips to her one-buttoned black kid
+gloves, and accompanied on week days, perhaps for the sake of contrast, by
+a sprightly little black and tan dog of so arrogant a disposition that it
+declined to use in walking all the legs which Providence had furnished it.
+Next, perhaps, the British paterfamilias, who might or might not be a
+clergyman, most intractable of tourists; ever prone to combine instruction
+with amusement for the benefit of his bored family, slightly relaxing on
+week days, but rigid and austere on Sundays beyond conception. And then
+the foreign sub-Alpine walker or "intrpide," clad in special garments of
+local make and highly vaunted efficiency, garrulous, smoky, voracious, a
+trifle greasy, and dealing habitually in ecstatic hendecasyllables
+expressive of admiration of everything he saw. Next the family party,
+possibly with a courier, with whom the younger members were, as a rule,
+unduly familiar: the boys wearing tailed shooting coats, consorting but
+ill with Eton turn-down collars, groaning under the burden of green baize
+bags containing assorted guide books, strange receptacles for the
+umbrellas of the party, and with leathern wallets slung around their
+shoulders, stuffed with the useless articles boys cherish and love to
+carry with them; the girls awkwardly conscious and feeling ill at ease by
+reason of the practical dresses, boots, and head gear devised for them at
+home, looking tenderly after a collection of weakly sticks tipped with
+chamois horns and decorated with a spirally arranged list of localities;
+the whole party in an excessively bad temper, which the boys exhibited by
+pummelling and thumping when "pa" was not looking and the girls by little
+sniffs, head tossings, and pointed remarks at each other that they had no
+idea what guys they looked. It will be observed that the constant bad
+weather induced a cynical condition of mind.
+
+(M48)
+
+We made up our minds, notwithstanding the attractions of this varied
+company, to quit them for a while, to seek fresh snow-fields and glaciers
+new, and to leave the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru for a time unmolested.
+At the suggestion of Jaun we betook ourselves to the Oberland for a
+contemplated ascent of the Bietschhorn by a new route. Under a tropical
+sun we made our way by the interminable zigzags through the Trient valley
+down to Vernayaz, where we met again, like the witches in "Macbeth," in
+thunder and in rain. Our project was to ascend the Bietschhorn from the
+Visp side and descend it by the usual route to Ried. This form of novelty
+had become so common in mountaineering that a new word had been coined
+expressly to describe such expeditions, and the climber, if he succeeded
+in his endeavour, was said to have "colled" the peak. The phrase, however,
+was only admissible on the first occasion, and it was subsequently
+described by any who followed, in more prosaic terms, as going up one side
+and down the other.
+
+(M49)
+
+We did not experience any unusual difficulty in leaving Visp tolerably
+early in the morning. The chorus of frogs, who were in remarkably fine
+voice that night in the neighbouring swamps, kept us awake, and the proper
+musical contrast was provided by the alto humming of some hungry
+mosquitoes. Our plan of assault was to camp somewhere at the head of the
+Baltschieder Thal, which is a dreary stony valley with only a few huts
+that would scarcely be considered habitable even by a London
+slum-landlord. The living inhabitants appeared to consist of three unkempt
+children, two pigs, one imbecile old man, and a dog with a fortuitous
+family. On the whole, therefore, we came to the conclusion that nature
+would probably provide better accommodation than the local architectural
+art, and a short search revealed a most luxurious bivouac, close to the
+left moraine of the Baltschieder Glacier, under the shelter of the
+Fschhorn and a little above the level of the ice fall. A huge, flat slab
+of rock formed the roof of a wedge-shaped cavity capable of holding at
+least six persons, if disposed in a horizontal position. The space between
+the floor and the roof, it is true, was not much more than three feet; but
+the chamber, though well sheltered, demanded no ventilating tubes to
+ensure a proper supply of fresh air. Having a little spare time and being
+luxuriously inclined, we decided to sleep on spring beds. First we swept
+the stone floor, then covered it with a thick layer of dry rhododendron
+branches, over which were laid large sods of dried peat grass, and the
+beds were complete. The pointed ends of the twigs showed rather a tendency
+to penetrate through the grassy covering during the night, but otherwise
+the mattresses were all that could be desired. About two in the morning we
+got up--that is, we would have got up had it not been physically impossible
+to do so by reason of the lowness of the roof. A more correct expression
+would be perhaps to say that we turned out, rolling from under the shelter
+of the slab one after another. By the dim light of an ineffective candle,
+poked into the neck of a broken bottle, we found it no easy matter to
+collect all the articles which the guides had of course unpacked and
+stowed away as if they were going to stay a week; indeed, a certain bottle
+of seltzer water will probably still be found--at any rate the bottle
+will--by anyone who seeks repose in the same quarters.
+
+(M50)
+
+We started in the usual frame of mind--that is to say, everybody was
+exceedingly facetious for about three minutes. In about ten minutes one of
+the party, who would slake his thirst unduly at a crystal spring near the
+bivouac the previous evening, found that his boot lace was untied;
+circumstances which do not seem associated at first sight, but are not,
+nevertheless, infrequently observed. So again have I often remarked that a
+good dinner overnight develops in an astonishing manner admiration for
+distant views when ascending on the subsequent day. Within a quarter of an
+hour the amateurs of the party ceased to indulge in conversation, their
+remarks dying away into a species of pained silence similar to that which
+is induced in youthful voluptuaries by the premature smoking of clay
+pipes. The guides, however, seldom if ever desisted from dialogue, and
+never for the purpose of listening to each other's remarks. Still, the
+respiratory process is governed by the same conditions in the case of
+guides as in other mortals, and though they would scorn to stoop to the
+boot-lace subterfuge, and feel that a sudden admiration for scenery would
+deceive no one, they yet found it necessary before long to distribute
+their burdens more equally; a process achieved by halting, untying several
+strings, taking out several parcels and replacing them in the same
+positions. By these various methods we acquired what athletes call "second
+wind" and stepped out more strongly. We crossed a moraine of the usual
+inconsistency--however, the subject of loose moraines has been, I fancy,
+touched upon by other writers. The Baltschieder Glacier sweeps at a right
+angle round a mountain christened, not very originally, the Breithorn.
+This particular member of that somewhat numerous family blocks up the head
+of the Baltschieder Thal. We skirted the north base of the Breithorn,
+passing between it and the Jgihorn, and arriving at the top of a steep
+little slope came in full view of the eastern slopes of our objective
+peak. At this point Maurer gave vent to a dismal wail of anguish as it
+suddenly occurred to him that he had left the bottle of seltzer water down
+below. With some difficulty did we persuade him that it was not necessary
+to return for it, although the idea of repose was not wholly distasteful,
+but we felt that we had probably all our work cut out for us in one sense,
+and that the days were none too long for such an expedition as the one we
+had in hand. Two distinct lines of attack appeared to offer themselves.
+One route, more to our right, led upwards by a gentle curved ridge,
+chiefly of snow, connecting the Baltschieder Joch with the northern arte
+of the mountain. In 1866 Messrs. D. W. Freshfield and C. C. Tucker, as we
+learnt subsequently, attained a high point by this way and were only
+prevented from accomplishing the actual ascent by bad weather, though they
+did enough to prove the practicability of the route. However, this way,
+which appeared the easier of the two, was evidently the longer from our
+position. The other route had the advantage of lying straight in front of
+us. Its attraction consisted of a broad long gully of snow enclosed
+between two ridges of rock. By the dim morning light the snow appeared
+easy enough and was evidently in suitable condition: howbeit, long snow
+couloirs, at the summit of which rocks overhang, are not usually to be
+recommended when the mountain itself is composed of friable material. Now
+it would be difficult to find in the whole of the Alps a mountain more
+disposed to cast stones at its assailants than the Bietschhorn, a fact of
+which we were fully aware. Every ascent of this disintegrating peak so
+rearranges the rocks that the next comers would not be wholly without
+justification if they pleaded that the details of their ascent were to a
+great extent new. Still, mountaineers up to the present have not been
+quite reduced to such a far-fetched claim to novelty, although in these
+latter days they have at times come perilously near it. Judging by the
+direction of the strata, we felt certain that the rock ridges must be
+practicable, and the problem in mountaineering set before us consisted in
+finding out how we might best ascend without subjecting ourselves to the
+inconveniences experienced by some of the early martyrs.
+
+(M51)
+
+An early breakfast put fresh strength into us. It is a common mistake of
+mountaineers not to breakfast early enough and not to breakfast often
+enough. If it be desired to achieve a long expedition when there is not
+likely to be too much spare time, the wise man will eat something at least
+every two hours up to about 10 o'clock in the morning, supposing, for
+instance, he started about 2 A.M. It is astonishing to notice how the full
+man gains upon the empty one on fatiguing snow slopes. We strode rapidly
+across the basin of snow called the Jgifirn and arrived at the foot of
+the gully. But now we could see that our suspicions were more than
+verified: ugly-looking marks in the snow above indicated falling stones,
+and the snow itself was obviously in a condition prone to avalanches. This
+danger must always be present in couloirs to a greater or less extent in
+such seasons as the one we were experiencing. There had been sufficient
+power of sun to convert the contents of the gully into what would have
+been, in fine weather, a glistening ice slope. But much fresh snow had
+fallen recently. It but rarely can happen, when snow has fallen late in
+the season or during the hot months, that the new and the old layers can
+become properly amalgamated. If, therefore, there is too great a thickness
+of fresh snow to allow of steps being cut through this into the ice
+beneath, such couloirs are unsafe. The mark of a single avalanche due to
+the sliding off of the fresh snow on the ice beneath--a mark easily enough
+recognised--would deter any save an unwise person or a novice from
+attempting such a line of ascent. The marvellous hereditary instinct so
+often attributed to guides in judging of this condition really reduces
+itself to a matter of very simple observation and attention, and one
+within the reach of anybody. But travellers in the Alps too often appear
+to treat their reasoning faculties like they do their tall hats, and leave
+them at home. The question then was, Were the rocks right or left of this
+snow gully practicable? We all agreed that they were, and proceeded at
+once to test the accuracy of our opinion.
+
+(M52)
+
+We crossed the bergschrund--that godsend to writers on mountaineering in
+search of material to act as padding--and without dwelling on its insecure
+bridge longer than we need now dwell on the subject made swiftly for some
+rocks on the left. Scarcely had we gained them when a rush of snow and
+ice, of no great dimensions, but still large enough to be formidable,
+obliterated all the tracks we had just made. This settled the point at
+once, and we felt that by the rocks alone would it be proper to force the
+ascent. While on the ridge we were safe enough, and had the advantage as
+we clambered up of a most commanding position from whence we could view
+the frequent avalanches that swept by. The rain of the previous night,
+though it had only lasted for an hour or two, had evidently had a great
+effect on the state of the snow, and the avalanches seemed to pour down
+almost incessantly: probably some forty or fifty swept by us while we
+climbed by the side of the gully, and our situation gave rise to that
+feeling of somewhat pained security which is experienced when standing on
+a railway platform as an express train dashes by; we certainly felt that
+some of the downfalls would have reduced our party to a pulp quite as
+easily and with as much unconcern as the train itself. The guides, who do
+not perhaps tax their memories very severely for a parallel on such an
+occasion, asserted, as they generally do, that they had never seen
+anything like it in the whole course of their lives. They then fell to
+whistling, laughed very gaily, and borrowed tobacco from each other.
+
+(M53)
+
+Gradually our difficulties became more pronounced, and conversation on
+indifferent topics was discarded, the remarks being confined to brief
+exclamations such as "Keep it tight!" "Don't touch that one!" "Hold on
+now!" "You're treading on my fingers!" "The point of your axe is sticking
+into my stomach!" and similar ejaculations. Once in a way we ascended for
+a few feet by the snow, though never quite losing touch of the rocks, and
+sank waist deep in the soft compound filling up the gully. Then we went
+back to the rotten rocks for a brief spell, well content to be more out of
+the reach of chance fragments of ice falling down the shoot. It is
+wonderful to note how quickly time passes in an exciting climb of this
+nature; but our progress was actually rather rapid, so fast indeed that we
+did not fully realise at one period that we were getting into difficulties
+and that we had without doubt strayed, Christian-like, from the narrow
+path which was evidently the right one. Throughout the day we were
+conscious that the climb was too long to be completed if we made any
+serious mistake involving the retracing of steps. Quite suddenly, our
+situation became critical: a hurried glance up and down along the line
+revealed the fact that each member of the party had to do all he knew to
+preserve his position. The attitudes were ungainly enough to suggest
+instantaneous photographs at an ill-selected movement of four individuals
+dancing a "can-can." Maurer was engaged apparently in an extremely close
+and minute inspection of the toe of his right boot. Another member of the
+party was giving a practical illustration of the fact that he could, by
+extreme extension of his arms, stretch more than his own height, while a
+third was endeavouring to find out why the power of co-ordinating his
+muscular movements was suddenly lost to him, and why he could not persuade
+his left leg to join his right. For a few moments Jaun, who was leading,
+hung on by his finger-tips and the issue of the expedition hung in the
+balance. But our leader, by dint of some complicated sprawls, transferred
+himself over a passage of rock on which we had no earthly reason to be,
+and assisted the rest of the party to regain a more promising line of
+ascent. For those few minutes the situation was dramatic enough, and the
+thought crossed my mind that the curtain might not improbably descend on
+it; a solution of the difficulty which commends itself to the playwright
+when he has involved his _dramatis person_ in difficulties, but which is
+not without its objections to the climber. On the whole the rocks on this
+face of the mountain are much more difficult than on the other, and,
+writing now after the lapse of some years, I am disposed to think that
+these are perhaps the most difficult crags of any that I have ever met
+with to climb properly, that is with a minimum of risk to one's self and
+to one's companions; as a good proof of this I may say that the ascent
+would probably have appeared fairly easy to a novice and that it required
+some little Alpine experience to realise their real difficulty and their
+treacherous nature. There was scarcely time to test adequately all hand
+and foothold, and examination of rocks by what surgeons term palpation is
+a _sine qu non_ in rock climbing. Undoubtedly the mountain was not in the
+best possible order. We may possibly have rearranged the rocks in our line
+of ascent in a more convenient manner for those who follow. Certainly we
+may fairly say that in our actual line of ascent we left no stone unturned
+to ensure success.
+
+(M54)
+
+Close below the ridge--within perhaps ten feet of it, for if I remember
+aright our leader had actually reached the crest--came the climax to what
+was perhaps rather a perilous climb. The first and second on the rope had
+met in their upward passage a huge cube of rock whose security they had
+carefully tested, and to surmount which it was necessary to stretch to the
+fullest extent in order to gain a respectable hold for the hands. We were
+all four in a direct line one below the other, and the two last on the
+rope were placed perforce directly beneath the treacherous crag. By an
+extension movement which conveyed some notion of the sensation experienced
+by those on the rack, I had reached a handhold pronounced to be of a
+passable nature by those above. By this manoeuvre I succeeded in getting my
+feet exactly to a place on which the others, who were much heavier than I,
+had stood in security; without rhyme or reason the block of stone, which
+was about the size of a grand pianoforte, suddenly broke away from under
+me; a huge gap seemed cloven out in the mountain side, and Maurer, below,
+had only just time to spring aside, enveloped in a cloud of dust, and to
+throw himself flat against the rock, while the rope was strained to the
+utmost. Fortunately the handhold above was sound and I was able to hold on
+with feet dangling in the air, searching in vain for some projection on
+which to rest. Those above were too insecure to give any efficient help,
+and in fact possibly viewed my struggles, inasmuch as they were not fully
+aware at first of what had happened, with as much equanimity as a person
+inside a boat contemplates the gymnastic performances of a bather trying
+to climb over the edge. As the cloud of dust cleared off, however, and
+Maurer's face gradually beamed through it like the sun in a fog, for the
+excitement had made him the colour of a cornet player giving vent to a
+high note, they began to realise that something abnormal had happened,
+while the distant thundering reverberations of the falling mass assured
+them that it was no ordinary slip. Meanwhile Maurer planted his axe so as
+to give me some foothold, and with a push from below and a pull from
+above, fortunately simultaneous, I succeeded in planting my feet where my
+hands were, and subsequently undoubling found that we were within a few
+feet of the ridge, that the panorama beyond was undoubtedly magnificent,
+but was thrown out in strong relief by deep blue-black thunder-clouds
+advancing towards us.
+
+Jaun now removed his empty pipe from his mouth and replaced it by a
+lucifer match, which, either as an aid to reflection or possibly for
+medicinal purposes, he chewed as he contemplated the ridge. A miserably
+cold wind with a remarkable knack of detecting all the rents in our
+raiment whistled around; above, the summit of the mountain was enveloped
+in driving thick mist and cloud. Still the final ridge looked fairly easy,
+and indeed proved to be so. The snow was deep and soft, and the stones
+below were so arranged as to remind us forcibly of a newly mended road in
+our native country; big and little, all seemed loose, and all arranged
+with their sharpest points and edges uppermost. The ridge is moderately
+broad, and we were able to flounder along with fair rapidity. Spurred on
+by the unpromising look of the weather and stimulated by the cold wind,
+which rendered any halts so unpleasant as to be out of the question, we
+set to work in earnest and found ourselves at the base of the final little
+snow and rock cone earlier than the length of the ridge had led us to
+expect. As we stepped on to the summit we experienced the curious
+sensation usually arising when climbing through clouds, that the mountain
+itself was sinking away rapidly from under our feet. The panorama was
+wholly composed of a foreground consisting of mist, and presented
+therefore comparatively few attractions.
+
+(M55)
+
+It was already so late in the afternoon that we could not have afforded to
+stay in any case, and, as we felt that serious difficulties might possibly
+be encountered in descending, we set off at once, visions of a warm
+welcome and a hot bath at Ried rising before our minds. The idea of
+descending by way of the Baltschieder Joch was negatived without a
+division. The northern ridge of the Bietschhorn is a counterpart of the
+one by which we had ascended, with the solitary advantage in our case that
+we had to go down it and not up. The snow slopes leading down to the Nest
+Glacier were much broader, and we were strongly tempted more than once to
+quit the ridge for this western face of the mountain. Ultimately,
+persuaded that the condition of the snow justified us in so doing, we
+struck straight down on to the Nest Glacier, skirted round the ridge of
+rocks dividing the Nest Glacier from the Birch Glacier, and catching sight
+of a little green patch some way below, threw off the rope and rushed
+precipitately down to it. Misguided by a few gleams of sunshine breaking
+out between the driving clouds, we conceived the idea of repose and
+thought that we might as well be aired and dried. Below, the hotel at Ried
+was in full view, and it seemed but an hour or two from us: but our
+troubles were not yet over. The five minutes' halt on such occasions not
+uncommonly expand into five-and-fifty, and we rather deliberately averted
+our gaze from the western view of the valley, up which the thunder-clouds
+were advancing steadily in close formation. Eventually we decided to move
+on, in order to avoid getting once more wet through. Vain hope: rapid
+though our descent was to the level of the forest it was not rapid enough.
+We ran furiously down the rough slopes, but, as the storm advanced and we
+perceived that we should be caught, the agitation of our minds gradually
+equalled the agitation of our bodies. We seemed to get no nearer Ried,
+while the darkness increased rapidly around us. Knowing the proclivities
+of guides on such occasions, my companion and I agreed that nothing should
+induce us to leave a path, should we perchance find one. Now, in a dim
+light it is exceedingly easy to discover paths, but extremely difficult to
+discover that variety of track that leads anywhere. Determined, however,
+to stick to our resolution, we found ourselves continually pursuing level
+stretches right and left, only to find that, as routes to any particular
+place, they were snares and delusions; that there was a path with long
+zigzags we knew, and indeed, finally, a shout from the guides, who skipped
+about downhill with an utter disregard for the integrity of their joints,
+and adopted that curious cantering gait considered on the stage to express
+light-hearted joy, announced that they had discovered the way. With
+characteristic inconsistency, they had no sooner found what we had been so
+long searching for than they proposed to leave it and make short cuts, so
+called; but we were inflexible, and determined not to leave our path or be
+seduced by the attractions of a perpendicular descent through an unknown
+territory. The hotel lights were no longer visible, but we knew that they
+lay straight below us. The question was whether we should turn right or
+left. The guides settled the matter by darting off ahead, ostensibly from
+a perfect acquaintance with their situation, but actually as we suspected
+to avoid being worried with unpleasant topographical questions. Gradually
+as we followed the track our stern purpose began to waver, for it was
+pointed out by some one that the path, though undoubtedly a good one in
+point of construction and general purpose, had two distinct disadvantages
+from our present point of view; one being that it led uphill, and the
+other that it ran in the wrong direction. There are certain contingencies
+in life in which the Briton finds but one adequate method of relieving and
+expressing his feelings, such, for instance, as when he finds himself
+bespattered with mud from the passing hansom on a carefully selected
+shirt-front and a white tie that would have moved to envy; or when, again,
+as the last to leave his club at night he finds the only remaining
+head-gear to consist of a well-worn beaver many sizes too large, with fur
+under the brim and a decoration of little rosettes and bobstays. It is
+hard to see why the ejaculation of any particular monosyllable should do
+him good at such a juncture. Hard words unquestionably break no bones, but
+neither do they mend the broken collar-stud or the ruptured bootlace; and
+yet if he swallows the expression down it will certainly ferment within
+him, and fermentation is characterised by multiplication. If, on the
+contrary, he articulates his feelings, the whole situation suddenly
+appears changed, and he can view the most untoward circumstances once more
+with a calm serenity of temper. But the remedy, though potent, specific
+almost, is too valuable to be resorted to constantly, and should be
+reserved, like Thursday's razor, for the most special occasions.
+
+(M56)
+
+Our situation on the present occasion fully justified us in resorting to
+the source of relief vaguely alluded to, and we employed it simultaneously
+with the happiest results. Now the guides triumphed, and such was our
+accommodating mood that we actually acceded to their counsel and embarked
+on a perilous descent down a vertical gully. Scarcely had we turned into
+it when the storm broke and the rain came down in sheets, and very damp
+sheets too. Some one now suggested that the wisest plan would be to remain
+under shelter till the rain had passed off. It was argued against this
+amendment, and with a certain amount of force, first that there was no
+probability of the rain stopping, and secondly that there was no shelter:
+so we went on. Gradually, as we became more wet, we grew more desperate,
+and before long floundered down as regardless of bumps as a bluebottle in
+a conservatory: at one moment slithering over wet slabs of rock to which
+damp tufts of moss were loosely adherent, at another climbing carefully
+over gigantic toothcombs of fallen trees, then plunging head
+foremost--sometimes not exactly head foremost--through jungle-like masses of
+long grass and dwarf brushwood. Soaked to the skin, steamy, damp, and
+perspiring like bridegrooms, we went on, utterly reckless as to our
+apparel, and haunted by a perpetual idea that we should find ourselves
+ultimately at some place whence further descent would be impossible.
+
+(M57)
+
+Within a few minutes the party divided and Jaun and I found ourselves
+together. By the lightning flashes I saw him from time to time; on one
+occasion he suddenly disappeared from view, and on joining him cautiously
+a little while after I found that he had just previously seated himself
+abruptly on a flat rock, immediately underneath a miniature torrent. The
+fact that we did not at every ten seconds run against large trees
+confirmed the idea that we were now almost out of the wood; accordingly we
+halloaed, as the occasion seemed suitable, but no answer was returned from
+our companions. Now came the question of how we were to cross the torrent
+which we knew lay between us and the hotel. Jaun cheerfully remarked that
+the best plan would be to find the bridge. This was obvious enough, but he
+confessed that he had forgotten at what part of the river's course the
+bridge lay. However, keeping close together, we made towards the right, on
+which side the stream lay. The slopes were here more level and less
+carelessly laid out. Our hopes revived, for the hotel could only be a few
+minutes off, and between the peals of thunder we could hear the roar of
+the torrent and could hear also the hollow sound due to the boulders
+rolling over its stony bed. Of a sudden we came on to its banks, and
+formidable enough the stream looked. The idea of searching for the bridge
+seemed childish, for the whole of the frail wooden structure had probably
+been carried away long before down to the Rhone valley. The hotel was only
+a few yards off, and again the situation was exasperating enough to
+justify a resort to extreme measures, if it were an extreme measure to
+express forcibly a wish that the torrent might be--well, temporarily
+stopped up at some higher point. Jaun now volunteered to wade across. It
+was quite unnecessary for him to divest himself of any clothing for the
+purpose, and in fact when he had succeeded very pluckily in reaching the
+other side he was not in the least degree wetter than when he started. He
+shouted some observations from the other side, which I took to mean that
+he would go on to the hotel and procure a lantern. Accordingly I seated
+myself to await his return, selecting unintentionally a little pool of
+water, which however did just as well as anything else.
+
+(M58)
+
+Before long a flashing light advancing indicated that Jaun had been
+successful, and two forms were seen dimly on the opposite side, one with a
+light. The bearer of the lantern was an aged person in shirt sleeves and a
+highly excited frame of mind. The aged person, on the distant shore,
+gesticulated as violently as a marionette doll when its wires have got
+hitched up wrong, and then, seemingly possessed of a sudden fury, rushed
+violently down a steep place and beckoned frantically with his lantern.
+This seemed to mean that I was to descend to a point on the bank opposite
+to where he stood. It now appeared that there was a bridge within a few
+yards of us, if a single spiky, submerged, and insecure trunk could be
+considered such. The old man embraced me warmly when I had made my way
+across, slapped me hard on the back, and then laughed very loud and
+suddenly. Then he darted off with the agility and abruptness of movement
+of an elderly lady from the country crossing in front of an omnibus, or a
+hen, a foolish animal that always waits to the last moment before running
+needlessly to the wrong side of the road. Guided by the lantern which the
+impulsive veteran flourished wildly in every direction, so that no one
+dared approach him, in another ten minutes we reached the hotel and found
+ourselves, with the exception of our companions, who had arrived a few
+minutes before--Heaven only knows how, for they did not--fortunately the
+only occupants of the hotel. The volatile sexagenarian calmed down, put on
+his coat, put out his lantern, and retired to repose in an outhouse, a
+shelter to which I fancy he was relegated owing to certain physical
+infirmities.
+
+(M59)
+
+It was eleven o'clock, and we had been pretty actively employed for
+twenty-one hours. The idea of food and a change of raiment was not,
+therefore, distasteful. A middle-aged female with an excessively
+"rational" and hygienic waist, who said she was the waitress, volunteered
+to serve the banquet, but the change of raiment necessary was naturally
+beyond her means, while the idea of borrowing from the aged person's
+wardrobe did not commend itself to us, so we ordered in a large stock of
+towels. "But," I remarked, "you can't go about in a bath towel"--the truth
+of which assertion was immediately evident, for they were so small that it
+was difficult to fasten them with any degree of security; accordingly
+blankets were requisitioned, and a very classical effect in costume was
+thus produced, though what the Romans did when there was a gale of wind I
+do not know. To keep up the delusion we arranged the chairs after the
+fashion of couches, and appeased our hunger with a curious repast of
+stewed apples and mixed biscuits, the sole articles of food that could be
+discovered. However, to anticipate, we fared better the next day at
+breakfast; for though Bright Chanticleer proclaimed the morn at 3 A.M. he
+did not proclaim any subsequent period of time, as he was captured and
+cooked for our repast. The waitress while we supped was busily engaged in
+stoking up the stove, and seized upon our damp raiment with avidity to
+have it ready for the next morning; so energetic was she in fact that we
+felt it necessary to remonstrate, foreseeing the probability that our
+clothes might have to be brought back to us in a dust shovel: we remarked
+that, though sorry for our misdeeds, we would limit for choice the
+repentant nature of our apparel to the sackcloth we were then wearing and
+would dispense with the adjunct of ashes. The unreliable nature of the
+fastenings of our costume prevented us from accompanying our forcible
+remarks with properly impressive gestures. The remonstrance, however, had
+the desired effect, and our garments the next day, though somewhat
+shrivelled and inconveniently tight here and there, still proved that they
+had resisted effectively the fire as well as the water.
+
+(M60)
+
+The amount of luxury found in the Ltschthal since those days has
+materially improved. Time was when the only accommodation for the
+traveller was to be found at the humble tenement of Mons. le Cur, a
+worthy old creature as I remember him, who appeared to keep an apiary in
+his back drawing-room and was wont to produce the most excellent honey and
+the most uncompromising bread; the latter article, as one might judge, was
+baked about as often as the old gentleman washed himself. But the milk of
+human kindness flowed strongly in him (as it may be said to do in those
+who have been made the subjects of transfusion), though, to tell the
+truth, it was somewhat decidedly flavoured with garlic, and it needed much
+resolution to attentively listen to the confidential communications he was
+in the habit of whispering. A man of education and gentle refinement--at
+any rate of mind--his was a hard lot, buried away in a squalid little
+parish, with no earthly being to talk to possessed of more than one idea;
+yet he slaved on contentedly enough with no thought beyond the peasants in
+his own district and of how he might relieve their condition, too often at
+the expense of his own welfare; isolated more than any ascetic, for his
+mental existence was that of a hermit, from circumstances and not from
+will. The thought of solitary confinement is terrible, but utter mental
+isolation is hideous. Yet, while he entertained us hospitably with fare
+which, though rough, was the very best he could offer, he would not join
+in the repast: not, probably, from lack of appetite, but from a feeling
+that, owing to prolonged seclusion and association with the peasants, the
+more fashionable and accepted methods of preparing food for consumption
+and conveying it to the mouth, with subsequent details, were somewhat dim
+to his recollection. Yet his conversation flowed fast and he talked well:
+the while any reference to friends and fellow-travellers would cause him
+to pause for a moment or two, look upwards around the room, and fetch a
+rather long breath before he recommenced. A curiously gaunt old creature
+he seemed at first sight: with wonderful, bony, plastic hands capable of
+expressing anything; grotesque almost in his unkempt rustiness; provoking
+a smile at first, but sadness as one learnt more of him. And how closely
+are the two emotions associated. In truth Humour was born a twin, and her
+sister was christened Pathos.
+
+I can recall that he accepted a sum of ten francs when we parted in the
+morning. His eyes glistened with pleasure as he took the coin and
+straightway made for a ramshackle hovel on the hill-side, where lay an
+aged person "trs-malade." Possibly after his visit there was left a happy
+peasant in that tumble-down cabin--an emotional object more often described
+than witnessed. But all this took place years ago, and as we passed the
+collection of dilapidated tenements in one of which our old friend once
+lived, I failed to recognise his former dwelling-place. The timbers grew
+old and worn, the bands rusty, and one day the wheel which had worked
+steadily for so long stopped. Yet the stream which had moved it ran on as
+if nothing had happened. Was it a wasted life? Who can say if there be
+such a thing?
+
+ A few can touch the magic string,
+ And noisy Fame is proud to win them:
+ Alas! for those that never sing,
+ But die with all their music in them.
+
+We passed on: in a few minutes the houses were lost to view and there was
+left but the reflection of how much more, worthy of study, there was in
+this old cur's nature than in the majority of Swiss with whom
+mountaineering brings us in close contact.
+
+(M61)
+
+As we descended the Ltschthal to Gampel the air seemed to thicken. The
+excessive warmth allowed our garments to stretch once again to their
+wonted girth, and we became less thoughtful. The vignette of the ancient
+cur dissolved away and was replaced by a view (mental only, unhappily) of
+our aiguille at Chamouni, black and bare of snow, inviting another attack.
+Gampel does not tempt the traveller much to seek repose, and we therefore
+caught the first train that came crawling along the valley and shaped our
+course for Chamouni in a second-class carriage tenanted by a _pension_ of
+young ladies out for a holiday apparently, who all chirped and twittered
+and wrangled for the best places till the going down of the sun, like the
+Temple sparrows.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER V.
+
+
+ AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE
+
+
+ Chamouni again--The hotel _clientle_--A youthful hero--The
+ inevitable English family--A scientific gentleman--A dream of the
+ future--The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine literature--A
+ condensed mountain ascent--Wanted, a programme--A double "Brocken"--A
+ hill-side phenomenon and a familiar character--A strong
+ argument--Halting doubts and fears--A digression on mountaineering
+ accidents--"From gay to grave, from lively to severe"--The storm
+ breaks--A battle with the elements--Beating the air--The ridge
+ carried by assault--What next, and next?--A topographical problem
+ and a cool proposal--The descent down the Valle Blanche--The old
+ Montanvert hotel--The Montanvert path and its frequenters.
+
+
+It was the summer of 18-- and our old quarters at Couttet's hotel knew us
+once more. As we drove into the village of Chamouni we turned our heads
+carelessly around to note the various new hotels that might have arisen
+since our last visit. Observing that they were four or five in number, we
+rightly conjectured that we should find all the hotel keepers complaining
+bitterly of the hard times and the want of custom. Also we wondered in how
+many ways it was possible to build a house without any particular system
+of drainage, a deficiency which was at that time becoming very marked in
+Chamouni, but has since, I believe, been improved. Yet the place itself
+had not altered essentially. New buildings of imposing exterior and little
+else do not materially alter a place that leads a life like that of modern
+Chamouni. The population, which throughout the summer appears to pass its
+time in the streets with its hands in its pockets, was still amusing
+itself in the same way. The tone of the village was just the same as we
+had always known it, and even M. Couttet himself had not succeeded in
+imparting any marine flavour by building an odd little lighthouse with an
+iron flag on the top which the architect had ingeniously represented as
+streaming permanently in a direction indicating a wind favourable for fine
+weather. We knew that we should find the same denizens in the hotel; and
+they were there.
+
+(M62)
+
+There was a very young man with a very parti-coloured face from exposure
+on the glaciers, who had recently completed the thousand-and-first ascent
+of Mont Blanc and was perpetually posing gracefully against the door-post
+or in a lattice-work summer-house a few steps from the hotel, gazing
+towards the mountain and rather eagerly joining in any conversation
+relating to the perils of the ascent. There were three or four young
+ladies of various periods of life who gazed at him with admiration and
+enquired at intervals if he wasn't very tired; to which the young man
+replied carelessly that he was not, and inwardly thought that the
+discomfort of sunburn and the consequent desquamation was on the whole
+cheaply bought, the while he wished the expedition had not cost so much
+and that so many others had not thought of making the same ascent. And
+then there came a lithe, active lady walker who had been up Mont Blanc and
+a great many other mountains too, and paid no more attention to the
+guides' stereotyped compliments than a suspicious dog does to those of a
+nervous visitor: so the young man's nose was put out of joint and he would
+have laughed scornfully at the fickleness of hero worship had not the skin
+of his face been in danger of cracking, and he wished his shirt collar had
+not been starched and thumped by the village washerwoman into the form of
+a circular linen saw.
+
+(M63)
+
+Then there was an excitable Englishman of impulsive habits, with a large
+family who were perpetually playing a game of follow-my-leader with their
+parent, and who were under orders to weigh anchor on the following morning
+at five o'clock for the Montanvert and the Mauvais Pas. The boys were
+stoking up for the occasion with raw apples, and the girls were occupied,
+when not pursuing their restless father, in preparing a puggaree for his
+hat. There was a gentleman who affected the curious untidiness of raiment
+not unfrequently noticed among Sunday frequenters of the Thames, and who
+sought to establish a mountaineering reputation by constantly gazing at
+the peaks around in a knowing manner and wearing a flannel shirt of an
+obtrusive pattern destitute of any collar. There were guides about, who
+were on the point of being paid for their services and who were
+exceedingly polite and obsequious; others whose "tour" had just passed,
+were, proportionately, less deferential. There was an elderly lady whose
+whole soul appeared bent on a little stocking from which she never parted,
+and who turned the knitting needles to more account for toilet and other
+small purposes than I could have conceived to be possible. There were two
+or three mountaineers who appeared anxious only to avoid everyone's gaze
+and who might be seen in byways and odd corners talking to bronzed guides
+who looked like business. Finally, there was a gentleman of statistical
+and scientific tendencies, much given to making quietly astonishing
+statements of astronomical facts and gently smiling as he rolled over his
+tongue and enjoyed the flavour of the vast numbers with which it was his
+pleasure to deal. He absolutely revelled and wallowed in figures.
+Buttonholed in a corner and compelled to listen with deferential
+attention, I secretly writhed as he crushed me slowly with the mere weight
+of his numerals. He shared with others of his frame of mind the
+peculiarity of always keeping something in hand and skilfully working up
+to a climax. Such and such a star was so many millions of miles off. We
+opened our eyes to the proper degree of width and observed, "Bless me!"
+or, "You don't say so?" Instantly he would rejoin, "Ah, but that's nothing
+to so and so," and then favoured us with a still more immeasurable
+distance. We expressed a slightly greater degree of intelligent amazement.
+Thereupon he nodded his head, gently inclined it a little to one side, and
+smiled softly. It gave him such evident pleasure to have a listener that I
+attended with due reverence to his enthusiastic computations; knowing my
+man, I felt sure that he was keeping back a real staggerer to finish up
+with, and was prepared to assume varying degrees of surprise up to the
+moment when it should come. Unfortunately I misjudged its advent, and
+feeling that I had somewhat lost in his estimation by evincing undue
+astonishment at a comparatively small array of figures, I sought to turn
+the conversation by requesting to know how long he thought it might be
+before the great rock peaks around us would have crumbled away to their
+bases. The calculation was too trivial and the number of millions of
+generations too small to interest him much, but he vouchsafed an
+approximate estimate.
+
+(M64)
+
+I let him babble on and fell a-thinking. The peaks were crumbling away bit
+by bit no doubt, the glaciers shrinking. At a bound the mind leapt into a
+future which, after all, might be not so very unlike a past. The Alps
+things of the past! What, I wondered, when the mountains were all levelled
+down and smiling valleys occupied the troughs of the glaciers of to-day,
+would some future commentators make of the literature so industriously
+piled up by the members and followers of the Alpine Club? Imagination ran
+riot as in a dream, and I fancied some enthusiast exploring the buried
+city of the second Babylon and excavating the ruins of the "finest site in
+Europe." I pictured to myself the surprise in store for him on digging out
+the effigies of some of our naval and military heroes, and the mingled
+feelings with which he would contemplate the unearthed statue of George
+IV. It seemed possible that in that far-off epoch to which my friend's
+calculations had borne me, the Alpine Club itself might have ceased to
+exist. Pursuing his explorations in an easterly direction, the excavator
+might perchance have lighted on a strange tunnel, almost Arcadian in its
+simplicity of design, and marvelled at the curious and cheap idols of wax
+and wood which the people of that ancient day had evidently worshipped.
+Turning north again, this Schliemann of the future would pass by the ruins
+of S. Martin's Church, eager to light upon the precious archives of the
+historic Alpine Club itself. How eagerly he would peruse the lore
+contained in the Club library, anxious to decipher the inscriptions and
+discover what manner of men they were who lived and climbed when mountains
+and glaciers were still to be found on this planet. Human nature would
+probably not have changed much, and the successful explorer might even
+have been asked to favour a scientific society of the future with the
+result of his discoveries, to which in all probability he would have
+acceded, with a degree of reluctance not quite sufficient to deter the
+secretary of the society from pressing him.
+
+(M65)
+
+An abstract of his description of our sibylline leaves I fancied might run
+somewhat in this style:--After commenting on the fact that the maps and
+illustrations did not usually correspond in number with the list set forth
+in the index of the volumes unearthed, he might proceed thus:--"In pursuit
+of their great and glorious object these ancient heroes appear to have
+undergone vast personal discomfort. It is difficult therefore to realise
+fully why so many engaged in this form of exploration. Instances have been
+given by other learned antiquarians who have studied the habits of this
+people, of a similar purposeless disregard of comfort, such as the
+four-wheeled wooden boxes in which they travelled about, the seats in
+their churches, &c. The outset of their expedition was almost invariably
+characterised by a display of bad temper, attributed to early rising.
+After a varying number of hours of excessive toil the travellers were wont
+to arrive at some fearsome chasm spoken of as a 'bergschrund.' On this, if
+the subject-matter of their narrative was insufficient in quantity, they
+were wont to descant and enlarge at length; sometimes, as we judge, in
+their descriptions they enlarged the bergschrund itself. They then crossed
+it. Immediately after this incident they were in the habit of eating, and
+the minute and instructive details commonly given enable us to form a
+tolerably accurate opinion as to the nature of the diet with which they
+supported their exhausted frames. Next they traversed strange localities
+for which there appear to have been no adequately descriptive expressions
+in their own language. In fact the difficulty of deciphering these records
+is greatly increased by the fact that the writers were versatile
+linguists, for they constantly make use of words of a hybrid character.
+They were evidently practised meteorologists and took much interest in
+this subject, as may be gathered throughout from their writings. At length
+they reached summits, of the nature of which we in our time can have but a
+feeble conception. So great was their relief at the termination of their
+self-imposed but toilsome task, that they habitually burst forth into
+language characterised by a wealth of imagery and a fervour of poetic
+description which unfortunately conveys but little idea to us in our day
+of what they actually saw. In descending they were all commonly within an
+ace of meeting with a violent death. The mode in which the danger attacked
+them varied within certain restricted limits, but it always occurred and
+the escape was always narrow. The peril over, they remarked that they
+breathed freely again, and then at once fell to eating. Arrived at a
+successful termination of their wearisome labour, they advised others to
+do the same. They dealt out unsparing satire to their companions,
+unlimited praise to their guides, and unmeasured ridicule to their porter.
+They commonly expressed throughout their descriptions grave doubts and
+uncertainty as to the issue of the expedition: a curious and noteworthy
+fact, for the heading of the accounts always divulged at the outset their
+ultimate success. The construction, therefore, of their narratives was in
+accordance with a well-recognised model and appeared capable of little
+variation. The only other facts that we can glean are that they were
+prodigious eaters, were much pestered by some extinct species of insects,
+and that they make frequent allusions to a substance termed tobacco. The
+constant repetition of these incidents stamps upon their writings the
+impress of unexaggerated veracity. Still they were not universally held in
+favour, indeed were regarded with disapprobation by some individuals of
+their own race. It would seem indeed from internal evidence that, had it
+not been for frequent and sharp criticism of their proceedings, their
+pastime might never have inveigled so many persons with its seductive
+fascination."
+
+Now at the time at which these prophetic fancies were conjured up we had
+just completed an expedition which it seemed might be worthy of attention,
+solely on the ground of its very contradictoriness. For the features of
+this climb were most opposed to those already mentioned, and in fact
+mention of it scarcely seemed admissible in an Alpine narrative. We took
+no porter with us to fill the rle of first low comedy man. We had very
+little to eat; our stock of wine ran out through a leaky gourd; our
+tobacco was wet and there was no bergschrund, and yet all this happened on
+a mountain close to Chamouni.
+
+(M66)
+
+"Some vast amount of years ago, ere all my youth had vanished from me," as
+the poet says, at a date therefore which for obvious reasons it is
+inexpedient here to mention, I found myself, as already mentioned, at
+Chamouni. With me was an old mountain friend and fellow climber, J. Oakley
+Maund. We were both burning with desire to add to the list of the many
+successful expeditions we had made together, but, as a matter of fact,
+were somewhat gravelled for lack of suitable matter. Like a ministry on
+the eve of a general election or a gentleman without a sixpenny-piece at a
+theatre, we were sorely in need of a programme. The locality was somewhat
+unfortunately chosen for those in whom the ancient spirit was not yet
+quite extinct and who wanted to do something new. Ever since the days when
+Jacques Balmat, Dr. Paccard, and the great De Saussure had donned strange
+apparel and shown the way--that is to say, for nearly a hundred
+years--people had been climbing mountains in the district, and it was not
+to be wondered at if it were hard to find some expedition which nobody
+else had thought of, or, worse still, had achieved. We gazed at the map
+and made thumb marks all over it. In every conceivable direction ran
+little lines indicative of previous explorations. We studied the _carte en
+relief_, but without much hope of getting any information of value from
+this inaccurate and lumpy absurdity. Mont Blanc, which, according to this
+work of plastic art, was modelled out as some eight or ten thousand feet
+higher than any other point of the chain, had had all the snow worn off
+its summit by much fingering, so that the component pasteboard showed
+through. Rivers ran uphill in this map, and lakes were inclined at an
+angle; bits of sticking plaister represented towns and villages, and the
+whole article was absolutely bristling with little spikes and points like
+the old panoramas of London or the docks at Liverpool. Still a
+considerable number of people seemed willing enough to pay fifty centimes
+for the pleasure of indicating elaborate expeditions on it with their
+fore-fingers, and appeared to derive pleasure from gazing on a pasteboard
+misrepresentation when they could by looking out of window see the real
+thing for nothing. We abandoned the _carte en relief_ and took Jaun and
+Kaspar Maurer into our confidence. The only suggestions that they could
+make were the Aiguille des Charmoz and the Dent du Gant. The former of
+these two peaks we had both tried to ascend in former seasons, without
+success. Jaun did not think then that it was possible, and without sharing
+his opinion we gave way to it. With regard to the latter mountain we all
+thought at the time that an undue amount of what is vaguely termed
+"artificial aid" would be necessary to ensure success, an opinion
+confirmed by subsequent events, for when Signor Sella achieved the honour
+of the first ascent he was only able to accomplish it by somewhat
+elaborate engineering appliances. Some bold person of an original turn of
+thought suggested of course a variation of some way up Mont Blanc, but the
+utter impossibility of discovering the slightest deviation from any
+previously ascended route and the utter uselessness of trying to find one
+caused a general shout of derision, and the bold person thereupon withdrew
+his suggestion and ordered some coffee. Besides, the weather was fine;
+every day swarms of tourists could be seen, crawling up the sides of the
+monarch of mountains, in numbers as many as the flies on a sugar loaf in a
+grocer's window on a hot day.
+
+One evening we sat in front of Couttet's hotel staring pensively at the
+familiar outline of the row of aiguilles, and wishing we had lived in the
+days of Albert Smith, the best friend Chamouni ever had. At any rate, at
+that time the natives were unsophisticated and the mountains about were
+not all done to death. The valley between us and the chain was filled with
+a light haze, not sufficient to conceal the outline of the mountains but
+yet enough to blot out their detail and solidity. As the moon rose behind
+the chain we saw a strange phenomenon. A silhouette was thrown forwards on
+to the curtain of haze and photographed on it with sharp and clear
+definition, so that we could recognise, at an immense height, the shadowed
+peaks looking almost as massive as the actual mountains. Nor was this all;
+a second curtain of mist seemed to be suspended, in a vertical stratum, in
+front of the former one, and the shadows were again marked out on this,
+infinitely more magnified and less distinct, but still perfectly
+recognisable. As a result we were able to see the semblance of three
+distinct tiers of mountains one above the other, looking so massive that
+we could scarcely realise that they were but transparent ghosts of the
+peaks; and the phenomenon, a double "Brocken," must have lasted for more
+than half an hour. However, we desired something more of the nature of the
+substance than the shadow, and ultimately came to the conclusion that it
+was absolutely necessary for our peace of mind to accomplish something on
+the morrow, and as it really mattered but little what that something might
+be, provided a good climb was afforded, we must yield to circumstances and
+perforce adopt the latter-day necessity of all mountaineers. If we could
+not find the right way up some new mountain we could at least take the
+wrong way up an old one.
+
+(M67)
+
+So the next morning we walked up to the Pierre Pointue as a preliminary
+step--a good many and rather arduous steps--towards the object in view. The
+exertion of toiling up the zigzags or the more rarefied atmosphere had a
+remarkable effect on one of the party, whose face when we reached the
+chalet was found to be wreathed in smiles and wearing an expression of
+great intelligence. He had in fact become possessed of an idea. Bubbling
+over with self-satisfied chuckles, he suggested that we should ascend the
+Aiguille du Midi by the face directly in front of us and then descend on
+the other side, thus making a col of the mountain. The idea found favour
+instantly, and the intelligent person was so much pleased that he ordered
+a bottle of wine, plastered over with a very costly variety of label, and
+regretted it. Investigation of the cellar revealed only two casks of wine,
+but the "carte" comprised a long list of various vintages. Fired with
+enthusiasm and inflated with _limonade gazeuse_, we left the chalet and
+strode vigorously up the hill in order to prospect the route and
+reconnoitre the rocks. The exertion and the pace soon told upon us, the
+sooner that it was a hot, enervating day; the kind of day that makes one
+perforce admire the ingenious benevolence of nature in fashioning out on
+the grassy slopes rounded inequalities, exactly adapted to those of the
+human figure in a seated or recumbent position. The heated air rising from
+the ground gave flickering and distorted views of distant objects, like
+unto marine phenomena viewed through the cheap panes of a seaside
+lodging-house window. The grasshoppers were extraordinarily busy; the bees
+droned through the heavy air; the ants, overcome apparently by the
+temperature, had given up for the time straining their jaws by their
+foolish practice of carrying large parcels about without any definite
+object, and had retired to the shady seclusion of their own heaped-up
+residences; the turf was most inviting. It now occurred to us that there
+was no absolute necessity for the whole party to ascend on the present
+occasion, and that perhaps the guides might go up quicker alone. The
+details of this suggestion were acceded to on the part of the amateurs of
+the party with astonishing alacrity and unanimity. We laid the scheme
+before the guides, and they also thought it a very fine one. Thereupon,
+with much parade and ceremony, they braced themselves up for great
+exertion, borrowed the telescope, remarked that they expected to be back
+some time during the night, and started upwards with somewhat over-acted
+eagerness. My companion and I disposed ourselves comfortably in the shade,
+and resumed an argument which had originally commenced some days
+previously. I waxed eloquent on the subject under discussion and with much
+success, for such was the force of my logic and the cogency of my
+reasoning that I bore down on my opponent, and reduced him in a short time
+to absolute silence, from which he did not awake for nearly two hours.
+
+(M68)
+
+About this time the guides, who in all probability had also been
+comfortably asleep within a short distance of us, returned and gave a
+favourable report concerning the mountain. Elated by this news, we climbed
+a short distance further up, and met there a large party of ephemeral
+acquaintances who were taking an afternoon's pleasure on the hills. After
+the manner of people when so engaged, they set forth with great energy and
+climbed up a steep little rock tump a few hundred yards distant. Arrived
+at the summit, they roared out unintelligible remarks to us, and we did
+the same to them till we were hoarse; we waved our hands and hats and they
+flourished their handkerchiefs as if they were our dearest friends on
+earth, just setting out on an emigrant ship for the Antipodes. The party
+then descended; the nearer they came the less friendly and demonstrative
+were we, and by the time we met the warmth of affection recently
+manifested on both sides had wholly evaporated, and we conversed in
+ordinary tones on indifferent topics. Then they set out for another little
+hill, and we were moved, apparently by some uncontrollable impulse, to go
+through the same idiotic performance. Emotional behaviour of a similar
+kind is not infrequently observed in the mountains. We journeyed together
+back to the Pierre Pointue, viewing each other with distrust and
+suspicion; and when it was found that we had bespoken the beds--if the
+exaggerated packing-cases lined with straw bags could be considered
+such--we parted on terms the reverse of friendly. So frail are the links
+that bind human affections.
+
+(M69)
+
+Standing in front of the hut was a type of character very familiar in
+these tourist-frequented districts. His exterior was unpromising; his
+beard of a fortnight's growth, or thereabouts, somewhat fitful withal and
+lacking in uniformity of development. A hard hat, with a shining green
+veil folded around its battered outline, decorated his head; his raiment
+was black and rusty, his legs cased in canvas gaiters fastened with many
+little girths and buckles, and in his right hand he grasped a trusty
+three-franc pole made of wainy deal, and surmounted at the top by a brown
+knob similar to those which come out suddenly when we try to open a chest
+of drawers in a cheap lodging. He fidgeted about for a while, asked
+questions in a rather loud tone of voice at us, and we felt that it was
+his intention to enter into conversation. It was even so. After a while he
+sidled up and requested with much diffidence to be informed what we
+proposed to climb on the morrow. Now the true mountaineer, however amiable
+his disposition, always shrinks up into his shell when such a question is
+put to him on the eve of an expedition. My companion indicated by a sweep
+of the arm a space of territory extending about from the Mont Buet on the
+one side round to the Aiguille de Gout on the other. Our friend surveyed
+from end to end the extensive panorama suggested, then looked seriously at
+us and observed that we should probably find it a fine walk. We expressed
+gravely the opinion that he was quite right, and then went in to dinner,
+while our composite friend expatiated on the project to his companions as
+an expedition but little out of the ordinary run, and one that he was
+perfectly prepared to undertake himself if so disposed; then he resumed
+his contemplation of a rock some ninety feet or so in height jutting out
+through the glacier above, which he was under the impression was a lady
+descending from Mont Blanc. We did not learn his name, but the individual
+may, nevertheless, possibly be recognised. Some points of the argument
+were still unsettled when we climbed over the edges of our respective
+boxes and vanished into the strawy depths below. The clear moonlight
+streamed in through the window and prevented sleep; so I lay in my wooden
+box thinking over the recent discussion, but with such a distinct
+intention--like little Paul Dombey with Mrs. Pipchin--of fixing my companion
+presently, that even that hardy old mountaineer deemed it prudent to
+counterfeit slumber.
+
+In the small hours of the morning we got under weigh. For some time we had
+been leading a life of sloth in Chamouni, and the delight of finding
+ourselves once more on the mountain path, and making for a rock climb,
+entirely precluded that fractiousness which, as all readers of Alpine
+literature know, ought properly to be described at this period of an
+expedition. The path was irregular and demanded some equanimity, for the
+stumbling-blocks were innumerable and artfully placed to trip up the
+unwary in an aggravating manner. Feeling it unfair that all the work
+should be thrown on the guides, I had volunteered, rather magnanimously,
+to bear part of the burden, and selected the lantern as my share. By this
+means it was not only possible to walk in comfort over a well-lighted
+track, but the bearer was enabled also to regulate the pace to a speed
+convenient to his own feelings. Before long, however, we reached the lower
+snow patches of the Glacier des Plrins, and the light was no longer
+necessary.
+
+(M70)
+
+We made straight across the crisp snow to the base of a promising-looking
+rock buttress lying to the right of the snow gully that runs up the side
+of the mountain, feeling sure that either by the rocks or the snow a way
+up could be found. And now I am painfully conscious of a glaring defect in
+this Alpine narrative. A mountain ascent without a bergschrund is as tame
+as a steeplechase without a water jump, but candour compels the admission
+that no bergschrund was visible. Either we had hit on a spot where the
+orthodox chasm was filled up for the time, or else this particular glacier
+was an exception to all others previously treated of in mountain
+literature. In a few seconds we found ourselves on the rocks, delighted to
+exchange the monotonous mode of progression compulsory on snow for the
+varied gymnastic exercises demanded on rocks. The sun had risen, the axes
+clanked merrily against the stones, the snow was in good condition for
+walking, everything seemed favourable, and we gazed down complacently on
+the distance already traversed. Above us the mountain was broken up and
+easy, and we climbed on rapidly, each in the fashion that seemed best to
+him. So good was our progress at first, that we were already far up the
+buttress, and could barely see our morning's tracks in the snow beneath,
+when a halt was called for breakfast, and we had time to look around. Now,
+however unconventional this expedition may have been in many respects, the
+sagacious student of Alpine literature will know that it must be wholly
+impossible to omit all reference to the weather. As soon might one expect
+two prosaic persons of slight acquaintanceship to abjure the topic at a
+chance meeting. The western sky wore a rather ominous look of half
+mourning, and heavy grey and black clouds were whirling about and forming
+up in close order in a manner suggestive of rising wind. Even at this
+stage of the proceedings the thought crossed our minds that the storm
+which was evidently brewing might possibly overtake us, and that perhaps
+we ought at once to turn back.
+
+(M71)
+
+One thing was evident; that we must decide quickly, whatever we did. We
+determined to push on for a while, and with that intent girded ourselves
+with the rope and worked our way on to the top of the first buttress. At
+this point, further progress directly upwards was impossible, and we were
+compelled to cross the gully and make for the rock on the left-hand side.
+Considerable care is always necessary in crossing, horizontally, a gully
+filled with snow, where the rope is rather a source of danger than of
+security. We had to give all our attention to the passage, and when we
+reached the rocks opposite, the climbing, though not formidable, was still
+sufficiently difficult to occupy all our thoughts for the moment, and we
+had but little leisure, and perhaps but little inclination, for
+meteorological observations. At the top of the rocks a promising snow
+slope, stretching upwards with gentle curves and sweeps, seemed to offer a
+fair prospect of rapid progress. Such snow slopes are at all times a
+little deceptive. Even when the climber is close to them they look
+oftentimes much easier than they immediately after prove to be. From a
+distance, say from under the verandah of a comfortable hotel, when the
+climber _in posse_ indicates the way he would pursue with the end of his
+cigar, they are absurdly easy. So, too, are obstacles in the
+hunting-field, such as stiff hedges and uncompromising gates, easy enough
+when the Nimrod studies them as he whirls along in an express train.
+Subsequently, when immediately associated with a horse, these same
+obstacles assume a different guise. Then are the sentiments of the hunter
+prone to become modified, and compassion for dumb beasts becomes more
+prominent in the thoughtful votary of the chase, till finally it may be
+observed that the little wits jump sometimes more than the great ones.
+Even so does the mountaineer often discover, on a nearer acquaintance that
+the snow incline up which he proposed to stride merrily is inclined at a
+highly inconvenient angle. However, at the commencement of our slope we
+found the snow in good condition, and advanced quickly for some little
+distance, but before we had got very far it was necessary to resort to the
+axe, and we had then ample opportunities of looking round. The clouds were
+lowering more and more, but as they were swept up by a sou'westerly wind,
+the intervening mass of the mountain prevented us from seeing thoroughly
+what might be in store for us. The wind, too, was growing stronger every
+minute, and my companion, who was still pursuing his argument, and, as it
+appeared subsequently, making some rather good points, had to exert
+himself considerably in order to make his voice heard.
+
+Presently we halted for a few minutes on some spiky little rocks, and
+again looked about. The weather prospects were just in that doubtful state
+that prompts every member of the party to ask the others what they think.
+Maurer looked exceedingly vacant and made no remark. Jaun put a bit of
+snow in his mouth, but declined to give an opinion. We, not to be outdone,
+assumed very profound expressions, as if prepared to find ourselves in the
+right whatever happened, but, following the example of Lord Burleigh in
+the famous tragedy, we said nothing either. At last, some one suggested
+that we might go on for a little, and then see. Accordingly we went on for
+a little, but then as a matter of fact the mists swept up around us and we
+did not see anything at all. It was, no doubt, inconvenient that we were
+unable to penetrate with our gaze to the regions above, but still we felt
+that there was one slight counterbalancing advantage, for there was
+present the haunting consciousness that the gigantic telescope of Chamouni
+was pointed in our direction, and at least the enveloping mist ensured
+that privacy which is not always accorded to climbers pursuing their
+pastime within range of these instruments of science.
+
+(M72)
+
+In the hope that the condition of the upper snow might be good, and
+perhaps rather mistaken in the height we had already reached, we made up
+our minds to push on, with the view of reaching at any rate the top of the
+ridge before the storm broke. Every now and again a rent in the clouds
+above, lasting for a few seconds, showed us that the wind was blowing with
+great force, as thin clouds of loose snow were swept up and whirled along
+the face in curling wreaths. The spectacle might not, at first sight, have
+been thought highly diverting: yet as we pointed upwards to the ridge and
+watched the racing snow-drifts driving over the slopes we were making for,
+we all laughed very heartily. So universal is the tendency to be amused at
+the sight of discomfort that it even extends to the contemplation of its
+occurring shortly to oneself. In the paulo-post-future the experience is
+exhilarating: in the actual present it is less laughter-moving. Laughter
+in the presence of events that are, in the true sense of the word,
+sensational, comes almost as a reflex action (to borrow an expression from
+the physiologists), and the sympathetic distress that follows takes an
+appreciable time to develop. I can recall once being a witness with some
+others of a ghastly accident by which several people were precipitated,
+together with a mass of broken timbers and dbris of all sorts, from a
+great height. A door was burst open and the ruin met our eyes suddenly. To
+this day I can remember sounds of laughter at the first view--hysterical if
+you like to call it so, and not mirthful, but still laughter. In a few
+seconds the realisation of what had happened came, and then came the
+distress and with it expressions of horror, as all worked manfully to help
+and rescue the sufferers. The sequence of emotions was perfectly natural,
+and only they who have never passed through such an experience would speak
+of inhumanity. There is no want of humanity in the matter. The suddenness
+of the impression begets the train of emotions, and the brain grasps the
+facts but slowly. To take another instance: I have been told by a man
+whose quickness and presence of mind were remarkable--a man who as a
+schoolboy won a Royal Humane Society's medal--that on one occasion he
+witnessed a friend fall over a staircase from a great height. The accident
+was in the highest degree unexpected: and the witness walked leisurely on
+as if nothing had happened. But in a few seconds came like a severe blow
+the sudden realisation of what had taken place. Thought is not always
+quick. We can no more exert our minds to their fullest capacity on a
+sudden than we can put forth our utmost physical strength on a sudden.
+Action when almost instantaneous is independent of the higher mental
+faculties, and is but a reflex. The experience of those who have been in
+railway accidents will be of the same nature. In climbing up a very steep
+or difficult place if a man falls all are prepared more or less for such
+an accident. The whole attention is given to guarding against a probable
+contingency, and it follows that the mind can instantly realise its
+occurrence. And that such is the case I have been unlucky enough to
+witness, though most fortunately the fall was attended with no serious
+consequences. On the same principle, to take a more trivial example, on
+difficult rocks it is the rarest possible accident for a man to sprain his
+ankle or knee. The muscles are always prepared for a possible slip and
+kept in tension on the alert. On the loose moraine, when walking leisurely
+or carelessly, such an accident is a thousand times more likely to occur.
+
+(M73)
+
+Our leader worked away with a will, but the snow got harder at every step.
+The growing force of the wind, which in nautical language had increased
+from that vague degree known as a capful to the indefinite force of a
+stiff breeze, and the increasing steepness of the slope, compelled Jaun to
+make the steps larger and larger as we ascended. It soon became evident
+that the storm would overtake us long before we could hope to get on to
+the ridge, and that we had deliberately walked into something of a trap.
+The steps had been cut so far apart that to descend by the same line would
+have involved the construction of a fresh staircase, and on actually
+turning, we found that what was a stiff breeze behind us was a half gale
+when it met our faces. It was certainly easier to go on than to go back;
+so we went further and fared much worse. The slope became steeper, the ice
+harder, the half gale became a whole gale, and the delay between each step
+seemed interminable. Suddenly, as we passed from under the lee of a
+projecting slope on our right, a tremendous gust of wind, which seemed to
+have waited for a few moments in order to collect its full forces, swept
+suddenly down and almost tore us from our foothold. With that a torrent of
+hail fell, and for a few moments we had enough to do to hold on where we
+stood. Even my companion's conversation slackened. He had astutely
+selected a place in the caravan immediately behind me, and as the gale was
+blowing directly on our backs was enabled to fire off his remarks and
+arguments without any possibility of response. Anything that I said in
+answer was audible only to our leader, who took not the smallest interest
+in the discussion. Unfortunately, too, it was difficult to listen with any
+attention; for as the gusts came on we were forced to swing all our faces
+round like chimney cowls instantly in the same direction. The squalls
+became more frequent and more violent, the thunder and lightning played
+around merrily, and as the wind howled by we had to throw ourselves flat
+against the slope, adopting the undignified attitudes of a deer-stalker
+nearing the brow of a Scotch hill--attitudes which bring somewhat unduly
+into prominence the inadequate nature of the national costume.
+Fortunately, as has been said, we were screened from view; and our poses,
+though possibly ungraceful, were at any rate uncriticised. The big
+hailstones, falling softly around, filled up the steps as they were made,
+and our feet were buried up to the ankles in a moment. In a minute or two
+the hurricane passed for the time; then we arose, shook ourselves, smiled
+at nothing in particular, and the leader would find time during the
+comparative lull to hack out three or four fresh steps. Certain sounds,
+not accounted for by the elements, coming up from below, may have been
+suggestions or may have been arguments, but they were knocked out of all
+intelligible shape before they reached the head of the caravan. Not even
+the porter at Lloyd's or the captain of a merchantman could have made
+himself audible in that cyclone. Upwards we went, fighting for each step
+and for each yard gained as hard as if we were storming a fortress. Even
+while the leader had his axe in the air ready to deliver a fresh blow a
+distant roar would betoken another onslaught, and we instantly fell flat
+down like tin soldiers struck with the well-directed pea, and disposed
+ourselves at a convenient angle of resistance; and so we went on, when we
+did go on at all. If the relation is wearisome it is also realistic, for
+we found that the actual experience was far from being lively; but all
+things must have an end, including even the _feuilleton_ in a Parisian
+newspaper or the walk up to the Bel Alp on a hot day, and the termination
+came almost unexpectedly.
+
+(M74)
+
+We had got thoroughly tired of perpetually clinging on by the simple force
+of adhesion to the storm-swept slope, and felt almost inclined to give up
+the struggle against the elements and to go straight on trusting to
+chance. Maurer, below, wore the expression of frowning discontent best
+seen in amateur tenors singing a tender love ditty. Jaun had remarked
+half-a-dozen times that the very next squall would infallibly sweep us all
+away, and his cheerful prophetic utterances really seemed on the point of
+being fulfilled, when, almost suddenly, the snow seemed to vanish from
+under our feet, and we found ourselves on the summit of the ridge; at
+least directly above us no more ascent appeared to present. It was
+difficult to realise adequately the exact direction in which we were
+facing, but I suppose that as the ridge runs about north and south by the
+compass, we were facing a little south of east. This was an important
+matter to decide, as the mist was gathered thick around and the idea of
+descent had to be at once considered now that we had got to a position of
+some degree of definiteness. At our feet the snow slope fell away in a
+manner so distinct that we were without doubt really on the top of some
+portion of the ridge. The difficulty was to estimate how far to our right
+the summit of the Aiguille du Midi itself lay. However, we felt with
+relief the truth of somebody's remark that we had at length succeeded in
+getting somewhere; so far, no doubt, matters were satisfactory. Howbeit,
+our pleasure was somewhat modified by the discovery that the gale blew
+with considerably more force on the south-east side than it did on the one
+by which we had ascended. We looked towards the south and endeavoured to
+gather our wits together to elucidate the geographical problem that
+presented. At the foot of the slope must lie the upper basin of the Valle
+Blanche and the Glacier de Tacul; unfortunately there seemed to be a
+prodigious storm going on in that basin, and clouds of loose snow were
+whirling about in all directions. It was impossible to understand these
+winds; one might have thought that olus had just stepped out to attend a
+committee meeting of the gods, and that all his subordinates were having
+high jinks during his absence.
+
+(M75)
+
+The possibility of actually completing the ascent of the mountain seemed
+out of the question, and the hope that we might have crept under the
+shelter of the ridge to the final little rock cone of the Aiguille was
+literally thrown to the winds. Here again, therefore, this narrative is
+highly unconventional, for it is impossible to consult M. Roget's
+"Thesaurus" and indulge with its aid in any grandiloquent description of
+the view from the summit, although my account has now reached the stage at
+which such word painting ought properly to be inserted. We turned to our
+right, the direction in which the peak lay, and walked some little way
+along the ridge till we got under shelter of a rock; now we were able once
+more to stand upright and, huddled together, took the opportunity which
+had been denied to us for some hours to interchange views. All agreed that
+the situation was vile; that word, at least, may be taken as the resultant
+of the various forcible epithets actually employed. All agreed that the
+cold was intense, the prospect doubtful, and the panorama _nil_. There was
+but one redeeming feature: extreme discomfort will reveal humour in those
+in whom that quality would not be expected _a priori_ to find a
+dwelling-place, and to each one of us the spectacle of his three wobegone
+companions seemed to afford, if not amusement, at least an inkling of
+complacency. Maurer removed the pack from his shoulders, and it was then
+perceived that our cup of misery was full, and our sole remaining bottle
+of wine completely empty. We had originally started with two, one white
+and one red, of an inferior and indigestible quality, but had left the
+white wine down below on the snow; we had previously drunk it. The other
+bottle had broken against some projecting rock in climbing up, and the
+resulting leakage had led to the formation of a very large circular red
+patch in the small of Maurer's back, wherever that anatomical region might
+be situated in our squat and sturdy little guide. After muttering together
+in patois for a little while the guides seized their axes and suddenly
+commenced with great vigour to hack out a large hole in the ice. We fell
+to also, and for some few minutes all worked away with the best of good
+will; the splinters and little blocks of ice flew around under our blows,
+and before long we had excavated a flat basin capable of holding water. At
+the least, the exercise had the effect of warming us, and Maurer, who
+previously, from the effects of the cold, had been the colour of a
+congested alderman in the face, gradually assumed a more healthy hue. We
+now inquired what the object might be of preparing this cavern. Thereupon
+Jaun gave vent to the ingenious suggestion that we had better remain where
+we were and sleep in it. The idea seemed too likely to lead to permanent
+repose to be commendable, and we received his proposition, as befitted its
+nature, with some coolness, remarking that on the whole we should prefer
+to go home. This view led to further conversation; ultimately we descended
+a few feet on the south-east side and then made our way along the face of
+the slope in a south-westerly direction towards the hut on the Aiguille du
+Midi. The snow was soft, and we went on for some distance without
+difficulty, till we again reached the ridge on the south-west side of the
+Aiguille, having thus passed round the base of the final peak of the
+mountain, which consists of a comparatively small rocky cone jutting up
+from the main ridge. We were still of course a long way from the hut, but
+as in this situation we were much more sheltered, we took the opportunity
+to review the state of affairs and to consider our position, which for the
+moment, like that of the pocket of a lady's ball dress, was indeterminate.
+What were we to do? As with the diners at "Prix fixe" restaurant, there
+were three courses for us: we might go down on one side, we might descend
+on the other side, or we might remain where we were. The latter
+alternative was as distasteful now as it had been just previously, and it
+was negatived decisively. "Very good," said the guides; "if you won't stay
+here we must go down that way," and they pointed in a direction westerly
+by the compass. My companion and I were opposed to this plan for two
+reasons: one that the route would, if it led anywhere in particular, take
+us down to the Glacier des Bossons, where we did not want to go, the other
+that by reason of the marvellous fury of the hurricane it would have been
+altogether impossible to follow at all the line indicated. We were only in
+fact able to dart out from under shelter of the rock and peer down into
+the misty depths for a few seconds at a time, for the gale took our breath
+away as completely as in the "cavern of the winds" at Niagara. To have
+climbed down a new and difficult rock cliff in the face of the numbing
+cold would have been little short of suicidal.
+
+(M76)
+
+It is Artemus Ward, I think, who describes the ingenious manner in which
+Baron Trenck, of prison-breaking fame, escaped on one occasion from
+durance vile. For fifteen long years the Baron had lain immured, and had
+tried in vain to carry out all the sensational methods of escape ever
+suggesting themselves to his fertile brain. At last an idea occurred to
+him. He opened the door and walked out. By an intellectual effort of
+almost equal brilliancy and originality we solved the difficulty that
+beset us: we turned towards the south-east and walked quietly down the
+slope for a hundred feet or so. Simplicity of thought is characteristic of
+great minds. Why, nevertheless, it had not occurred to us before to escape
+by this line I can no more explain than I can give the reason why all the
+ladies in a concert-room smile, as one woman, when a singer of their own
+sex makes her appearance on the platform, or why itinerant harp players
+always wear tall hats. Immediately the complexion of affairs brightened
+up. The wind was much less furious than it had been on the ridge, and the
+hail was replaced by snow. Jaun now gave it as his opinion that the best
+line of descent would consist in crossing round the head of the Valle
+Blanche and the upper slopes of the Glacier du Gant, so as to join the
+ordinary route leading from the Col du Gant to the Montanvert. But in the
+thick mist it would have been far from easy to hit off the right track,
+and we thought it possible to make a short cut to the same end, and to
+find a way directly down the Valle Blanche towards the rocks known as the
+Petit Rognon. We had no compass with us, but the direction of the slope
+indicated the proper line of descent to follow. In most years it would not
+be easy to discover the way through the complicated crevasses of the
+ice-fall situated between the "Rognon" and the easterly rocks of the
+Aiguille du Midi; but in 18-- so much snow had fallen early in the spring
+and so little had melted during the summer, that we experienced
+comparatively little difficulty in descending almost in a straight line.
+During this part of the expedition the good qualities of our guides showed
+once more to advantage. Unquestionably while on the ridge they had put
+forward suggestions which were rather wild in character, and which were
+proved now to be mistaken. The intense cold and the beating of the storm
+seemed rather to have paralysed their usually calm judgment, and it is an
+odd fact that guides, even when first rate, are oftentimes more affected
+by such conditions than are the amateurs whom they conduct. We could no
+more, with such experience as we possessed, have led the way aright as our
+leader did with unerring sagacity, than an untutored person could write
+out a full orchestra score. We could only insist on a given line being
+taken if in their judgment it were possible. Once fairly started, we felt
+that we must push our plan through, employing the same form of argument as
+the man did in support of a bold statement that a certain beaver, closely
+pursued by a dog, had climbed up a tree. It was not a question now whether
+we could do it, or could not do it; we had to do it. The day was far
+spent, there was possibly much difficult work before us, and the exertion
+already undergone had been tolerably severe. The temptation was therefore
+great rather to scamp the work of finding the best and safest track
+through the ice-fall, but our leader displayed as much care and
+thoroughness as if he were strolling over snow slopes with a critical
+Chamouni guide behind him. A momentary glimpse of the familiar form of the
+Aiguille du Gant right in front of us confirmed the judgment that we were
+on the right track. In descending the ice-fall we passed to the right of
+the Petit Rognon, and at the base of the Sracs halted and thought we
+would have something to eat. Maurer produced our stock of provisions,
+which consisted of one roll studded with little bits of broken glass and
+reduced by the action of wine and water to the consistence of a poultice.
+The refection was, therefore, as unsatisfactory as a meal out of a loosely
+tied nosebag to a cab horse. And now for another departure from
+time-honoured custom. All mountain narratives at this period of the day
+make reference to the use of tobacco, the well-earned pipe, and so forth.
+But the sleety rain, which for the last hour and a half had replaced the
+snow, had soaked everything so thoroughly that an attempt to carry out the
+orthodox proceeding did not, like most failures, end in smoke. So we
+trudged on again empty and unsolaced.
+
+(M77)
+
+As the shades of night were falling, four dripping and woe-begone
+travellers might, to borrow the novelist's common mode of expression, have
+been observed toiling up the steep path towards the old Montanvert
+hotel--that is, they might have been observed by anybody who was foolish
+enough to be out of doors on such a detestable evening. We entered the
+familiar little room, an ingenious compound of a toyshop and a barrack,
+and notwithstanding that we were viewed with marked disfavour by the other
+guests therein assembled in consequence of our moist and steamy condition,
+we seated ourselves and called for refreshment. The atmosphere in the
+stuffy den called the salon was a trifle pungent, and having contributed a
+little additional dampness to the apartment we set off again. That
+familiar old room with its odd collection of curiosities, in which the
+fare was on the whole more disproportionate to the price than at any other
+institution of a similar kind in the mountains, has ceased to exist long
+ago. I fancy that it did not require much pulling down. It is happily
+replaced now by one of the best managed and most comfortable mountain
+hotels to be found in the Alps, a sure sign of which attraction is to be
+found in the fact that it is, at any rate, spoken of with disfavour by the
+inhabitants of the village below or by such as do not hold shares. Another
+hour's descent and we passed through the few scattered houses just outside
+Chamouni. The attractions on the way down had not diverted us from our
+stern purpose of reaching Couttet's hotel as soon as possible. We had
+politely declined the invitation of a perennially knitting young woman to
+view a live chamois. The spasmodic smile called up by each approaching
+tourist faded from her countenance as we passed by. Four times did we
+decline the gentle refreshment of _limonade gazeuse_, once did we sternly
+refuse to partake of strawberries, and twice to purchase crystals. It was
+dark as we neared the town; it may have been my fancy, but I cannot help
+thinking that I perceived our old friend the blind beggar with the
+lugubrious expression which he wore when on duty, and with the tall hat
+which served the purpose of an alms'-box, and which he did not wear when
+on duty, enjoying himself in a very merry manner by the side of a blazing
+fire. Notwithstanding that night had fallen there was still a little group
+by the bridge round the one-armed telescope man, anxiously crowding to
+hear the last news of the two insane Englishmen who had without doubt
+perished that day miserably on the rocks of the Midi. A project had
+already been started to organise an expedition on the morrow to search for
+the bodies; and we might very possibly, if we had cared for the
+excitement, have been allowed to join the party.
+
+(M78)
+
+As in a play the most striking situation is by the discreet author
+reserved to the conclusion, so in this contradictory chapter the most
+glaring deficiency comes now at the end. My readers, if they have
+generously followed me so far, will recognise that we not only went on
+something of a fool's errand, incurring considerable difficulty and
+perhaps risk in that mission, but that we never got up the mountain at
+all. The force of contradictoriness can no further go. Still, it may be
+pointed out that we did actually accomplish all that was novel in the
+expedition. Once on the ridge, the remaining portion of the climb is, in
+fine weather, easy and well known, so the fact that the Aiguille du Midi
+can be ascended by this line by any one consumed with an ambition to do
+so, is beyond doubt. We were not probably at one point more than twenty
+minutes or half an hour from the actual summit. I cannot honestly advise
+anybody to follow our tracks; but in all probability, if someone should
+desire to do so, he need not, under favourable conditions, contemplate
+meeting with any unsurmountable difficulties.
+
+ [Illustration: THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+ FROM THE SOUTH]
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VI.
+
+
+ ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+
+
+ "_Decies repetita placebit_"
+
+
+ Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure--Expeditions on
+ the Aiguille du Dru in 1874--The ridge between the Aiguilles du Dru
+ and Verte--"Dfendu de passer par l"--Distance lends
+ enchantment--Other climbers attack the peak--View of the mountain
+ from the Col de Balme--We try the northern side, and fail more
+ signally than usual--Showing that mountain fever is of the
+ recurrent type--We take seats below, but have no opportunity of
+ going up higher--The campaign opens--We go under canvas--A spasmodic
+ start, and another failure--A change of tactics and a new
+ leader--Our sixteenth attempt--Sports and pastimes at Chamouni--The
+ art of cray-fishing--The apparel oft proclaims the man--A canine
+ acquaintance--A new ally--The turning point of the expedition--A
+ rehearsal for the final performance--A difficult descent--A blank in
+ the narrative--A carriage misadventure--A penultimate failure--We
+ start with two guides and finish with one--The rocks of the
+ Dru--Maurer joins the party--Our nineteenth attempt--A narrow escape
+ in the gully--The arte at last--The final scramble--Our foe is
+ vanquished and decorated--The return journey--Benighted--A moonlight
+ descent--We are graciously received--On "fair" mountaineering--The
+ prestige of new peaks--Chamouni becomes festive--"Heut' Abend
+ grosses Feuerwerkfest"--Chamouni dances and shows hospitality--The
+ scene closes in.
+
+
+It is to some extent an unfortunate circumstance that in a personal
+narrative of adventure the result is practically known from the very
+beginning. The only uncertainty that can exist is the actual pattern on
+which the links of the chain are united together, for the climax is from
+the outset a foregone conclusion. The descriptive account will inevitably
+conduct the reader along a more or less mazy path to an assured goal.
+There is certainly one other variety, but that takes the less satisfactory
+form of an obituary notice. Even in a thoroughly well-acted play a
+perceptible shudder runs through the audience when two actors select each
+a chair, draw them down to the footlights, and one announces "'Tis now
+some fourteen years ago." The expression in its pristine dramatic
+simplicity may still be heard in transpontine theatres, but modern realism
+insists usually on a paraphrase. The audience cannot but feel, however
+thrilling the story to be told, that at any rate the two players have
+survived the adventures they have to narrate, and on the whole a good many
+wish they hadn't. There sit the heroes, and exert themselves as they will
+their recital is apt to fall somewhat flat. In like manner I will not
+attempt to conceal the fact that the ultimate result of our numerous
+attempts on the peak which forms the subject of this chapter was that we
+got up it, and the fact may also be divulged that we came down again, and
+in safety. Indeed, it seems difficult now to realise the length of time
+during which our ultimate success oscillated in the balance--at one time
+appearing hopeless, at another problematical, at times almost certain, and
+then again apparently out of our reach.
+
+(M79)
+
+In 1874, with two guides, of whom Alexander Burgener was one, we started
+for the Montanvert with the intention of making for the ridge between the
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte, with the object of further
+investigating the route which Messrs. Pendlebury, Kennedy and Marshall had
+essayed on an occasion already described, when the bad condition of the
+rocks frustrated their hopes. The mountain was probably in a very
+different state on this occasion, and we experienced no very great
+difficulty in discovering a fairly easy route up the rocks. The chief
+trouble consisted in the fact that the rock gully by which the ascent is
+chiefly made was extensively plastered over with ice, a condition in which
+we nearly always found it. The last part of the climb up to the ridge
+affords a most splendid scramble. The face is so steep on either side that
+the climber comes quite suddenly to a position whence he overlooks the
+northern slope, if slope it may be called, and looks down on to the
+Glacier du Nant Blanc. Seen in grey shadow, or half shrouded in shifting
+mists and coloured only with half-tints, the precipice is magnificent;
+huge sheets of clear ice coat its flanks, and the almost unbroken descent
+of rock affords as striking a spectacle as the mountaineer fond of wild
+desolation can well picture.
+
+ If you would see this slope aright,
+ Look at it by the pale grey light.
+
+On the left the mass of the Aiguille du Dru cuts off the view of the
+fertile regions; far away on the right the huge tapering towers of rock
+form a massive foreground stretching away to the base of the Aiguille
+Verte. The spectator too seems strangely shut off, so that, gazing around,
+on either side he can see but a narrow extent of the mountain. We looked
+down and did not like what we saw; we looked up and liked it less. The day
+was fine and the mountain in good condition. I can recall now that our
+eyes must have wandered over the very route that ultimately proved to be
+the right one, and yet to none of us that afternoon did it appear in the
+least degree possible. Unquestionably the crags of the Aiguille du Dru
+looked formidable enough from this point of view, and we could not but
+think that nature must have provided some easier mode of access to the
+summit than this face seemed to afford. We climbed along the ridge till we
+were almost against the face of the mountain, but then we had to turn our
+gaze so directly upwards that matters looked still worse. Then we faced
+about and climbed in the other direction. The rocks seemed to grow bigger
+and bigger the more we looked at them. What the guides actually thought I
+do not quite know, but at the moment my own impression was that it would
+be impossible to ascend more than two or three hundred feet: so we turned
+and came back. Even while we yet descended the thought came that this face
+of the mountain was perhaps not so utterly hopeless as it had appeared a
+few minutes previously, and in my own mind I decided that, should we fail
+in discovering some much more promising line from another point of view,
+we would at least return to the ridge often enough to familiarise
+ourselves with this aspect of the mountain, with the idea that such
+familiarity if it did not succeed in breeding contempt might at least give
+birth to a more sanguine frame of mind. The farther we got from our point
+of view the more hopeful did the mental impression seem to become, and by
+the time we reached Chamouni we had all separately arrived at the
+conclusion--somewhat selfish perhaps, but justifiable under the
+circumstances--that if asked what we thought of the possibility of
+ascending by the face we had tried, we would give honestly the opinion we
+had formed while on the ridge, and not the opinion at which we had arrived
+subsequently.
+
+(M80)
+
+Other explorers were meanwhile at work on the mountain, but so far as I
+could learn all their attempts were made on the south-western peak. At any
+rate they followed more or less the line we had first struck out. Some
+thought that the lower peak alone was feasible, others that the higher
+peak was attainable only from the south-western side. So thought Mr. E. R.
+Whitwell; so again, Mr. J. Birkbeck, jun., both of whom reached probably a
+much higher point on the south-western face than we succeeded in obtaining
+in 1873.
+
+In 1875 we were making our way once more by the Col de Balme to Chamouni,
+and being in somewhat of a reflective mood, induced by the consumption of
+a soup-tureen full of bread and milk at the hotel at the top of the pass,
+we sought a shady spot hard by whence a good view of the Aiguille du Dru
+could be obtained, and contemplated the precipices as seen from this point
+of view. The northern slope leading up to the ridge over which we had
+looked lay well before us. The upper part of the mountain looked
+distinctly different as far as accessibility was concerned. It seemed just
+possible, if a way could only be found up from the level of the ridge to a
+certain ledge some distance above, that the final mass might be feasible.
+There appeared to be a sort of gully sloping upwards in a direction curved
+away from us, in which the snow lay so thick that the rocks on either side
+could not, we thought, be very steep. At the least it seemed to be worth
+our while to make for this gully, which was obviously unattainable from
+the ridge itself, for it was here cut off by a belt of straight rock.
+
+(M81)
+
+A few days later we carried the idea into effect. It was necessary to
+engage some one to carry the tent, and Burgener was deputed to search for
+a porter of a willing disposition and suitable physical conformation.
+Presently he came back in company with a shambling youth of great length
+of limb and somewhat lanky frame. We inquired if he were willing to come
+with us, whereupon the young man was seized with violent facial
+contortions, and we perceived that he suffered from an impediment in his
+speech. Not wishing to render him nervous by our presence, we took a short
+turn in the garden, leaving him where he stood. On our return the young
+man's efforts culminated in the remark, "How much?" We said, "Twenty-five
+francs," and then started off to consult the barometer. On coming back
+after this interval we found that the young man had just previously
+succeeded in articulating "Yes." The practical result of this one-sided
+colloquy was that the next day the tall young man was laden with the tent,
+with directions to carry it up to a point immediately opposite the
+Montanvert below the Glacier du Nant Blanc. The tall young man shouldered
+his burden and started off with great activity. We followed him somewhat
+later under the rather transparent pretence of going to hunt for crystals
+next day. Making our way up by a long ridge lying between the Glacier du
+Nant Blanc and a little snow patch dignified in some maps by the
+appellation of the Glacier du Dru, we skirted round the base of the
+Aiguille looking constantly upwards to find some practicable line of
+ascent, and hoping that we might discover one which would conduct us up on
+to the main mass of the mountain before we had got opposite to the point
+by which we had made our ascent from the southern side. It soon became
+evident that we were very unlikely to find a way. Far above jutted out a
+little horizontal table of rock. Burgener observed that if we could only
+get there it would be something. So far his remarks did not appear
+inaccurate, but it was perfectly clear before long that there was no
+chance of getting any higher, supposing we could get on to this platform;
+yet a little further, and we perceived that we could not even get to it.
+Ultimately we discovered that the platform itself was an optical delusion.
+It did not seem worth while to make any attempt to reach the summit of the
+ridge from the side we were on, even if we could have done so, which I
+doubt. The day may come when the climber will seek to discover some
+variation to the route up the peak; but mountaineering skill will indeed
+have improved out of all knowledge if anyone ever succeeds in getting up
+this northern face. From every point of view we surveyed it, and from
+every point of view, in our opinion, it was equally impossible. So in the
+evening we came back once more to the tent, from the door of which
+protruded a pair of thick boots. These encased the feet articulated to the
+lanky legs of the tall young man, who had been enjoying a siesta of some
+ten or twelve hours' duration. Kicking gently at a prominent bulging of
+the canvas on the opposite side to the door had the effect of waking our
+slumbrous friend, who was exceedingly sarcastic at our want of success;
+so, at least, we judged by his expression of countenance. For a long while
+his efforts yielded no verbal result. But his words seemed as it were to
+stick fast in an endeavour to bring them out three or four abreast through
+a portal that was capable only of allowing egress to them in single file.
+Of a sudden the jostling syllables broke down the obstructing barrier, and
+he startled us by pouring forth a string of remarks with precipitate
+volubility. Knowing, however, that it would be some time before we could
+hope to try the peak again, we were not loth to leave him under the
+impression, to be communicated to his friends at Chamouni, that we had
+come to the conclusion that the mountain was inaccessible.
+
+(M82)
+
+It was not till 1878 that we were able to revisit once more the scene of
+our many failures.
+
+During the winter months, however, the thought of the stubborn Aiguille
+had been from time to time discussed, and when J. Oakley Maund and I came
+back to Chamouni we had very serious intentions. This time we were both
+possessed with one fixed determination with regard to the Aiguille. Either
+we would get up to the top or, at the worst, would, as far as lay in our
+power, prove that it was inaccessible by any line of attack. By my wish,
+our first attempts were to be made by the old route leading towards the
+lower peak; not that we were very sanguine of succeeding by this line of
+ascent, but rather because we felt that no very great amount of
+exploration would be necessary to determine whether the higher point could
+or could not be reached from this side; but though our intentions were
+good we were scarcely prepared for the difficulties that met us from the
+beginning. The elements seemed to have set their faces against us. Time
+after time when all was ready for a start we were baulked by snow, wind,
+or rain. Day after day we sat waiting in vain for the favourable moment,
+sometimes at our bivouac high up above the Mer de Glace, by the side of
+the Glacier de la Charpoua, till hope deferred and a series of _table
+d'hte_ dinners combined with want of exercise to make the heart sick and
+the individual despondently dyspeptic. Perhaps the wind would shift round
+a point or two towards the north and a couple of fine days occur.
+Straightway we set off for the tent which we left concealed at the
+bivouac. Then came the rain again, and we had to return soaked and
+dejected. Sometimes it rained before we got to the Montanvert and
+sometimes after, and in fact we seemed to be making perpetually fitful
+excursions from the kitchen fire at the Montanvert to that at Couttet's
+hotel. On hydropathic principles we found the state of the elements no
+mean form of cure for the mountain fever. Still, like the hungry butler,
+we reflected that everything comes to him who waits, and seizing every
+possible opportunity did manage to achieve some climbing during the rare
+intervals of moderately favourable weather.
+
+(M83)
+
+The campaign was opened with an attempt made with Jaun and Andreas Maurer
+as guides. A youth of hollow visage and weak joints (a relation, possibly,
+of our friend with the one defective articulation), who did not much enter
+into the spirit of the expedition, and who seemed by his expression to
+echo Hamlet's interrogation as to the necessity of bearing fardels,
+carried our tent up to the grass slopes by the Charpoua glacier. Here, on
+a smooth, level patch of turf surrounded on three sides by rocks, we
+established a little country seat, though we scarcely realised on this
+first occasion how often it would be our lot to run up and spend the night
+there, and to return to town the following morning. There are many and
+excellent camping places about these slopes; dry dwarf rhododendron bushes
+abound, and water is plentiful. There was no difficulty in rising early
+the next morning, for at some time in the small hours the spindle-legged
+porter was seized with terrible cramp. Under ordinary circumstances his
+lower limbs were imperfectly under his control, and when thus affected
+they became perfectly ungovernable, so that the neat order in which we had
+disposed ourselves overnight for slumber was rudely disarranged, and we
+were forced to rise and turn out till the spasms should have subsided.
+Under the influence of gentle friction the spasms quieted down, and when
+we left he was troubled only with a few twitching kicks, such as may be
+observed in a dreaming dog. At 2 A.M. we started and wended our way up the
+glacier, every step of which seemed familiar. To our surprise and delight
+the snow was in first-rate order, and our spirits rose at the prospect of
+a good climb; but the time had not yet come for success, and our hopes
+were soon to be dashed. There was still an immense amount of snow on the
+lower rock slopes over which access to the south-western peak is alone
+possible, and this snow was in a highly treacherous condition. Before we
+had ascended many feet the guides very properly refused to go on, a
+determination with which we felt ourselves bound to acquiesce. They
+pointed out that it would be unwarrantably dangerous to descend late in
+the afternoon over deep snow, soft, and but loosely adhering to the rocks.
+Under such conditions it is of course impossible to judge of the foothold,
+and there is nothing to hold on to with the hands. There was no other
+alternative, therefore, if we were to follow this route, than to wait till
+more of the snow should have melted, or else to find a track where the
+rocks were bare. As far as we could ascertain, however, there was no such
+track to be seen. We decided to go back, but still remained at Chamouni,
+for we durst not lose a single favourable opportunity. With an
+imperturbability bred of long experience did we meet the sniggers and
+sneers of certain croakers below, who looked with an unfavourable eye on
+our proceedings.
+
+(M84)
+
+Within the next fortnight we made two further attempts by much the same
+route and with the same guides, but only succeeded in going far enough to
+prove that the opinion of the guides was perfectly correct with regard to
+the state of the snow. Already matters seemed to justify some gloomy doubt
+as to whether we could carry out even the exploratory part of our
+programme, for Jaun was compelled to leave us in order to fulfil another
+engagement, and we scarcely knew where to turn to find another man capable
+of guiding us in the way we desired to go. Still our determination was
+unshaken by our run of ill-luck. We would not give it up. With no more
+definite object than that of justifying an impending _table d'hte_
+dinner, I was walking up the Montanvert path one rainy afternoon, when a
+ray of sunlight suddenly burst upon me in the person of Alexander
+Burgener. He had come over the Col du Gant with a party of travellers,
+and to our delight was not only disengaged, but exceedingly anxious to
+attack once more, or, in fact, as often as we liked, the obstinate
+Aiguille. From the moment that he assumed the chief command matters began
+to wear a different complexion, for we learnt that he had taken every
+opportunity to consider and study the mountain. By his advice a complete
+change of tactics was adopted. We decided to abandon all idea of attacking
+the lower peak, and made up our minds to try the higher summit by the
+route we had first followed four years previously. We had often discussed
+together our chances of success on this peak, and had often come to the
+conclusion that its ascent was more than doubtful. But now Burgener was so
+positive of ultimate triumph, and so confident in his own powers, not only
+of getting up himself, but of getting us also to our goal, that the whole
+matter seemed placed before us in a different light. We might have to
+wait, we might have to try many times, but still we could not but believe
+the impression that now gradually formed that we must ultimately succeed.
+To the spirit which Burgener displayed that year, and which he imbued in
+us (at a time when it must be confessed that such a spirit was much
+wanted, for we were as downcast as water-cure patients during the
+process), and to his sagacity and great guiding qualities, the whole of
+our ultimate success was due. I knew that, as a guide, he was immeasurably
+superior to an amateur in his trained knack of finding the way, and that
+in quickness on rocks the two could hardly be compared. But previously it
+had always seemed to me that the amateur excelled in one great requisite,
+viz., pluck. Let this record show that in one instance at least this
+estimate was erroneous, for had it not been for Burgener's indomitable
+pluck we should never have succeeded in climbing the Aiguille du Dru.
+
+(M85)
+
+Burgener was of opinion that from the summit of the actual ridge lying
+east of the higher peak, and between it and the Aiguille Verte, it was not
+feasible to ascend on to the face of the mountain, and he proposed
+accordingly that we should commence by making a study of the rocks lying
+to the left of the main gully running up to this same ridge, endeavouring
+if possible to discover some point where we could bear off to the left on
+to the real mass of the mountain. In addition he pointed out that the
+upper rocks might be very difficult and require much time (as we had
+already agreed together in previous years that they were altogether
+impossible, this remark seemed probable enough), and it was important
+therefore to discover the easiest and quickest way up the lower part of
+the rock slopes. Accordingly we departed--and this was our sixteenth
+attempt--from the Montanvert one morning at 1 A.M. We had long since
+cultivated a manner of going about our business in such a way as to avoid
+the gaze of the curious, and set forth on this occasion in much the same
+spirit that burglars adopt when on evil errands intent. The day was
+entirely spent as agreed in studying the lower rocks and working out
+accurately the most feasible line of assault. But though we ascended on
+this occasion to no very great height we were perpetually engaged in
+climbing, and the quantity of snow which still lay on the rocks rendered
+progress difficult and care necessary. Still it was no haphazard
+exploration that we were engaged in, and the spirit of deliberation in
+which we began begat a spirit of hopefulness as we went on. A fancied
+insufficiency of guiding strength, coupled with a decidedly insufficient
+supply of rope and an inherent idea that the new line of assault
+contemplated was not to be worked out to an end at the first attempt, all
+combined to drive us back to Chamouni late the same evening.
+
+(M86)
+
+_Aprs cela le dluge_, and for a long time high mountaineering of any
+description was out of the question. Desperate were the attempts we made
+to amuse ourselves, and to while away the time. Sports and pastimes within
+the limited area of the hotel premises were the fashion for a time. The
+courtyard in front of Couttet's hotel was made into a lawn-tennis ground.
+The village stores being ransacked yielded a limited supply of
+parti-coloured india-rubber balls; the village carpenter constructed bats
+out of flat pieces of wood, and we sought to forget the unpropitious
+elements by playing morning, noon, and night. As a result several windows
+and a lamp were reduced to ruin. Then we went a-crayfishing. A basket
+carriage, which was constructed apparently of iron sheeting, but painted
+over with a wicker-work pattern in order to deceive a flea-bitten grey
+steed of great age with the impression that it was very light, conveyed us
+to Chtelard, which by a twofold inaccuracy was termed the fishing-ground,
+our object being to catch animals which were not fish and lived in water.
+There the sport began, and was conducted on this wise. Sticks with a cleft
+at the end, into which nondescript pieces of ill-smelling meat were
+wedged, were submerged in a little brook to tempt the prey, but the only
+bites we got were from the horse-flies and inflicted on our own persons;
+howbeit, one or two of the party when at a distance from their
+fellow-sportsmen averred that they had been on a point of catching
+monsters of the deep the size of lobsters. We did not discover till
+subsequently that, led astray by a plausible peasant possessed of riparian
+rights and untruthful propensities, we had been fishing (or
+"crustaceaning," to speak correctly) all day in a stream untenanted by any
+crayfish whatever, the result being that we caught a chill and nothing
+else. The ancient steed, moreover, though he bowled along merrily enough
+down the hill to Chtelard and required no more stimulus than an
+occasional chirrup from the driver afforded, was yet very loth to draw the
+party back up the hill at the same pace, and required such constant
+stimulation of a more active kind on the way back that it was found
+necessary before we reached the village to stop and smooth out the creases
+on his sides. The next day the report came that the spotted grey was "trs
+malade," and the next day too my right arm was excessively stiff.
+
+A subsequent sporting expedition yielded happier results. One of the
+party, gifted with diplomatic talents and a power of detecting the
+vulnerable points in the character of the natives, purchased, for the sum
+of one franc, information from a shockheaded juvenile suffering from a
+skin eruption as to the best stocked streams. Then did the deep yield up
+its carnivorous denizens. Artfully and in silence did the anglers wait for
+their prey to claw the reeking bait. Deftly and warily did they withdraw
+the rod, sometimes with two or three victims clinging in a bunch, and land
+the spoil on the bank. Then would the crayfish loosen their hold, roll
+over on their backs, flap their tails very briskly, and start off with
+amazing rapidity for short country walks, speedily to be captured and
+consigned to the recesses of a receptacle, bearing a suspicious
+resemblance to Madame Couttet's work-basket. Ultimately they formed the
+basis of a "bisque" not unworthy of Brbant.
+
+(M87)
+
+What time the india-rubber balls were all burst and the fishing-ground had
+lost its attraction, seated on a tilted chair beneath the verandah we fell
+a-musing and studied human nature, and the various types that presented
+day after day round and about the hotel. Much was there to marvel at in
+many of the costumes, to many of which the late Mr. Planch himself would
+have been unable to assign a date. It has been noticed of course, times
+out of mind, as a characteristic of the Briton, that a costume in which he
+would not go coal-heaving at home is considered good enough for Sunday in
+the Alps. One gentleman indeed, whose own apparel would have been
+considered untidy even if he had been a member of a shipwrecked crew, had
+been enlarging on this topic with much fervour, to a select audience,
+dwelling especially on the discourtesy thus shown to the natives of the
+country. I looked, when Sunday came, that he should be clad in raiment of
+more than ordinary fitness and splendour, but the only changes that I
+could perceive from the week-day vesture consisted in a tall hat, which
+somebody had mistaken for an opera hat on some occasion, and a long strip
+of rag wound round a cut finger, while his wife, who had recently been on
+the glaciers, appeared in a low cut dress, so that she presented a curious
+piebald appearance. The lateness of the season may have accounted for the
+fact that many of the garments seemed rapidly to be resolving into their
+pristine condition of warp and woof, especially about the region where it
+is usual in the Alps to light the poison-darting lucifer matches of the
+country. There were flannel shirts with collars on some, and flannel
+shirts without them on others, while yet a third set wore white chokers
+round their necks made of vulcanite, so that they looked like favourite
+pug-dogs, or fashioned of a shiny paper, which obviously had no more to do
+with the garment with which they were temporarily associated than the
+label of an expensive wine at a second-rate restaurant has to do with the
+contents of the bottle. Then we fell to anatomical study, and marvelled at
+the various imperfections of development the muscle known to the learned
+as the gastrocnemius(4) could exhibit in the legs of our countrymen, and
+wondered why they took such pains in their costume to display its usually
+unsymmetrical proportions, and wondered too if they really believed that a
+double folding back of the upper part of the stocking below the
+knickerbocker deceived anyone with an appearance of mighty thews. Then we
+went off and tapped the barometer, which was as devoid of principle as a
+bone setter, and kept on persistently rising. We made friends with a
+little stray waif of a dog of obsequious demeanour and cringing
+disposition, prone to roll over on its back when spoken to, thereby
+displaying a curiously speckled stomach, but which was withal inclined to
+be amiable, and wagged its tail so vigorously on being noticed that I
+quite feared it might sustain a sprain at the root of that appendage. But
+our friendship was short-lived. Before long our little friend found an
+acquaintance in the shape of a small semi-shaved mongrel with a tail like
+a stalk of asparagus run to seed. After a little preliminary walking about
+on tiptoe, friendly overtures were made. The game commenced by the
+playmates licking each others' noses; next they ran round with surprising
+rapidity in very small circles, and then fell to wrestling in the middle
+of the courtyard. These canine acquaintanceships always end in the same
+way. Before long a sudden, sharp squeak was heard, and the last I saw of
+my little friend was a vanishing form darting round the nearest corner,
+with his tail as much between his legs as the excessive shortness of that
+excrescence would permit. His playmate, somewhat disturbed for a moment by
+this abrupt termination of the acquaintanceship, gazed pensively, with
+ears erect, for a while in the direction in which his friend had vanished:
+then investigated two or three unimportant objects by the sense of smell,
+consumed a few blades of grass, yawned twice, stretched himself once,
+rolled on something which had puzzled him, and retired to repose at a
+little distance to await the expected medicinal effects of the herb of
+which he had partaken.
+
+(M88)
+
+This is a true saying, that "There's small choice in rotten apples," and a
+description of boredom in one place is much like the same in another.
+Gradually, weariness of the flesh below in the valley became almost
+intolerable, while we were longing for an opportunity to weary the flesh,
+in another way, on the mountain. Ultimately, to my infinite regret, Maund
+found himself obliged to depart to fulfil an engagement elsewhere, but I
+still held on, though the conviction was daily becoming stronger that the
+rain would go on till the winter snows came.
+
+(M89)
+
+On a mountain such as we knew the Aiguille du Dru to be it would not have
+been wise to make any attempt with a party of more than four. No doubt
+three--that is, an amateur with two guides--would have been better still,
+but I had, during the enforced inaction through which we had been passing,
+become so convinced of ultimate success that I was anxious to find a
+companion to share it. Fortunately, J. Walker Hartley, a highly skilful
+and practised mountaineer, was at Chamouni, and it required but little
+persuasion to induce him to join our party. Seizing an opportunity one
+August day when the rain had stopped for a short while, we decided to try
+once more, or at any rate to see what effects the climatic phases through
+which we had been passing had produced on the Aiguille. With Alexander
+Burgener and Andreas Maurer still as guides we ascended once again the
+slopes by the side of the Charpoua glacier, and succeeded in discovering a
+still more eligible site for a bivouac than on our previous attempts. A
+little before four the next morning we extracted each other from our
+respective sleeping bags, and made our way rapidly up the glacier. The
+snow still lay thick everywhere on the rocks, which were fearfully cold
+and glazed with thin layers of slippery ice; but our purpose was very
+serious that day, and we were not to be deterred by anything short of
+unwarrantable risk. We intended the climb to be merely one of exploration,
+but were resolved to make it as thorough as possible, and with the best
+results. From the middle of the slope leading up to the ridge the guides
+went on alone while we stayed to inspect and work out bit by bit the best
+routes over such parts of the mountain as lay within view. In an hour or
+two Burgener and Maurer came back to us, and the former invited me to go
+on with him back to the point from which he had just descended. His
+invitation was couched in gloomy terms, but there was a twinkle at the
+same time in his eye which it was easy to interpret--_ce n'est que l'oeil
+qui rit_. We started off and climbed without the rope up the way which was
+now so familiar, but which on this occasion, in consequence of the glazed
+condition of the rocks, was as difficult as it could well be; but for a
+growing conviction that the upper crags were not so bad as they looked we
+should scarcely have persevered. "Wait a little," said Burgener, "I will
+show you something presently." We reached at last a great knob of rock
+close below the ridge, and for a long time sat a little distance apart
+silently staring at the precipices of the upper peak. I asked Burgener
+what it might be that he had to show me. He pointed to a little crack some
+way off, and begged that I would study it, and then fell again to gazing
+at it very hard himself. Though we scarcely knew it at the time, this was
+the turning point of our year's climbing. Up to that moment I had only
+felt doubts as to the inaccessibility of the mountain. Now a certain
+feeling of confident elation began to creep over me. The fact is, that we
+gradually worked ourselves up into the right mental condition, and the
+aspect of a mountain varies marvellously according to the beholder's frame
+of mind. These same crags had been by each of us independently, at one
+time or another, deliberately pronounced impossible. They were in no
+better condition that day than usual, in fact in much worse order than we
+had often seen them before. Yet, notwithstanding that good judges had
+ridiculed the idea of finding a way up the precipitous wall, the prospect
+looked different that day as turn by turn we screwed our determination up
+to the sticking point. Here and there we could clearly trace short bits of
+practicable rock ledges along which a man might walk, or over which at any
+rate he might transport himself, while cracks and irregularities seemed to
+develop as we looked. Gradually, uniting and communicating passages
+appeared to form. Faster and faster did our thoughts travel, and at last
+we rose and turned to each other. The same train of ideas had
+independently been passing through our minds. Burgener's face flushed, his
+eyes brightened, and he struck a great blow with his axe as we exclaimed
+almost together, "It must, and it shall be done!"
+
+(M90)
+
+The rest of the day was devoted to bringing down the long ladder, which
+had previously been deposited close below the summit of the ridge, to a
+point much lower and nearer to the main peak. This ladder had not hitherto
+been of the slightest assistance on the rocks, and had indeed proved a
+source of constant anxiety and worry, for it was ever prone to precipitate
+its lumbering form headlong down the slope. We had, it is true, used it
+occasionally on the glacier to bridge over the crevasses, and had saved
+some time thereby. Still we were loth to discard its aid altogether, and
+accordingly devoted much time and no little exertion to hauling it about
+and fixing it in a place of security. It was late in the evening before we
+had made all our preparations for the next assault and turned to the
+descent, which proved to be exceedingly difficult on this occasion. The
+snow had become very soft during the day; the late hour and the melting
+above caused the stones to fall so freely down the gully that we gave up
+that line of descent and made our way over the face. Often, in travelling
+down, we were buried up to the waist in soft snow overlying rock slabs, of
+which we knew no more than that they were very smooth and inclined at a
+highly inconvenient angle. It was imperative for one only to move at a
+time, and the perpetual roping and unroping was most wearisome. In one
+place it was necessary to pay out 150 feet of rope between one position of
+comparative security and the one next below it, till the individual who
+was thus lowered looked like a bait at the end of a deep sea line. One
+step and the snow would crunch up in a wholesome manner and yield firm
+support. The next, and the leg plunged in as far as it could reach, while
+the submerged climber would, literally, struggle in vain to collect
+himself. Of course those above, to whom the duty of paying out the rope
+was entrusted, would seize the occasion to jerk as violently at the cord
+as a cabman does at his horse's mouth when he has misguided the animal
+round a corner. Now another step and a layer of snow not more than a foot
+deep would slide off with a gentle hiss, exposing bare, black ice beneath,
+or treacherous loose stones. Nor were our difficulties at an end when we
+reached the foot of the rocks, for the head of the glacier had fallen away
+from the main mass of the mountain, even as an ill-constructed bow window
+occasionally dissociates itself from the faade of a jerry-built villa,
+and some very complicated manoeuvring was necessary in order to reach the
+snow slopes. It was not till late in the evening that we reached Chamouni;
+but it would have mattered nothing to us even had we been benighted, for
+we had seen all that we had wanted to see, and I would have staked my
+existence now on the possibility of ascending the peak. But the moment was
+not yet at hand, and our fortress held out against surrender to the very
+last by calling in its old allies, sou'westerly winds and rainy weather.
+The whirligig of time had not yet revolved so as to bring us in our
+revenge.
+
+ * * * * * * * *
+
+(M91)
+
+Perhaps the monotonous repetition of failures on the peak influences my
+recollection of what took place subsequently to the expedition last
+mentioned. Perhaps (as I sometimes think even now) an intense desire to
+accomplish our ambition ripened into a realisation of actual occurrences
+which really were only efforts of imagination. This much I know, that when
+on September 7 we sat once more round a blazing wood fire at the familiar
+bivouac gazing pensively at the crackling fuel, it seemed hard to persuade
+one's-self that so much had taken place since our last attempt. Leaning
+back against the rock and closing the eyes for a moment it seemed but a
+dream, whose reality could be disproved by an effort of the will, that we
+had gone to Zermatt in a storm and hurried back again in a drizzle on
+hearing that some other climbers were intent on our peak; that we had left
+Chamouni in rain and tried, for the seventeenth time, in a tempest; that
+matters had seemed so utterly hopeless, seeing that the season was far
+advanced and the days but short, as to induce me to return to England,
+leaving minute directions that if the snow should chance to melt and the
+weather to mend I might be summoned back at once; that after
+eight-and-forty hours of sojourn in the fogs of my native land an
+intimation had come by telegraph of glad tidings; that I had posted off
+straightway by _grande vitesse_ back to Chamouni; that I had arrived there
+at four in the morning, in consequence of a little misadventure, which may
+be here parenthetically narrated.
+
+(M92)
+
+The afternoon diligence from Geneva did not go beyond Sallanches. However,
+an ingenious young man of low commercial morality, who said that he had a
+remarkable horse and a super-excellent carriage, was persuaded to drive me
+on the remainder of the way to Chamouni. The young man, observing that he
+had been very busy of late and had not been to bed for two nights (nor had
+he, as might be judged, washed or tidied himself since last he sought
+repose), took a very hearty drink out of a tumbler and climbed on to an
+eminence like a long-legged footstool, which it appeared was the box seat.
+With much cracking of whips and various ill-tempered remarks to his horse
+we started with success, aided by the efforts of a well-meaning person
+(judging by the way in which he wore his braces loosely encircling his
+waist, devoted to the tending of horses), who, to oblige his friend the
+driver, ran suddenly at the slothful animal in the shafts and punched the
+beast very heartily in the ribs with his fist. Before we had gone a mile
+our troubles began. The coachman's ill-humour subsided, it is true, but
+only in consequence of Nature's soft nurse weighing his eyelids down.
+Accordingly I got out my axe and poked him in the back when he curled up
+under the influence of his fatigue. This made him swear a good deal, but
+for a time the device was successful enough. Gradually the monotonous
+jangling of the harness bells induced a somnolent disposition in me too,
+and I conceived then the brilliant idea, as we were ascending the long
+hill near St. Gervais at a walk, of planting the head of the axe against
+my own chest and arranging the weapon in such a way that the spike was in
+close contact with the small of the driver's back, so that when he fell
+back it would run into him. Of a sudden I opened my eyes to find that the
+jangling had ceased and the carriage stopped. We were undoubtedly at
+Chamouni, and the journey was at an end. Such, however, was not quite the
+case. As a matter of fact, we were not 200 yards further up the hill, the
+horse was peacefully grazing by the roadside, and the young man had eluded
+my artful contrivance by falling forwards off the box, where he lay
+crumpled up into a shapeless heap, peacefully asleep, entangled between
+the shafts, the traces, the splinter bar, and the horse's tail.
+
+I rubbed my eyes and forced away by an effort the confused jumble and
+whirl of thoughts that were crowding through the brain. It was not the
+sound of the parting farewell as the diligence lumbered away from
+Chamouni, nor the slow heavy clank of the railway carriages as they
+entered the station, nor the voices of the railway porters that rang in my
+ears. Voices there were, but they were familiar. I started up and looked
+around. Surely that was the familiar outline of the Aiguille du Dru clear
+and bright above; surely that was Hartley (occupied for the moment in
+mollifying the effects of sunburn by anointing his face with the contents
+of a little squeeze-bottle), and there was Burgener; but what was this
+untidy, sleeping mass at our feet? Gradually it dawned upon me that I was
+but inverting a psychological process and trying to make a dream out of a
+reality. Hartley was there; Burgener was there; and the uncomely bundle
+was the outward form of the most incompetent guide in all the Alps. It was
+not till next day that we learnt that this creature had previously
+distinguished himself by utter imbecility in a difficult ascent up the
+north face of the Zermatt Breithorn, nor did we till the next day fully
+realise how bad a guide a man ranking as such might be. We kicked him in a
+suitable place and he awoke; then he made the one true remark that during
+our acquaintance with him he was heard to utter. He said he had been drunk
+the day before; with this he relapsed, and during the remainder of the
+time he was with us gave expression to nothing but whining complaints and
+inaccurate statements.
+
+(M93)
+
+From four in the morning of the next day till seven in the evening, when
+we reached our bivouac again, we were climbing without intermission; not
+that our imbecile friend took any very active share in the day's
+amusement. He was roped as last man in the caravan, and Hartley had to
+drag him up the glacier. He was as slow of foot as he was of
+understanding, and took no interest in the expedition. Twice we pointed
+out to him half-hidden crevasses and begged that he would be careful.
+Twice did he acknowledge our courtesy by disappearing abruptly into the
+snowy depths. Then he favoured us with a short biographical sketch of his
+wife, her attributes, and her affection for himself: he narrated the chief
+characteristics of his children, and dilated on the responsible position
+that as father of a family (probably all crtins, if there be any truth in
+the hereditary transmission of parental qualities) he considered that he
+occupied. Finally, as he appeared disposed to give us at length a memoir
+of his grandfather deceased, we decided to unrope him and let him have his
+own way in peace. For seven hours did he crouch under a little rock, not
+daring to move either up or down, or even to take the knapsack off his
+back.
+
+For the first time on this occasion did we succeed in climbing on to the
+main peak well above the level of the ridge we had so often reached, by
+means of leaving the gully at a much earlier point than usual. We followed
+the exact line that we had marked out mentally on the last occasion. At
+first progress was easy, but we could only make our way very slowly,
+seeing that we had but one short rope and only one guide; for we had
+injudiciously left the longer spare rope with our feeble-minded guide
+below, and no shouts or implorations could induce him to make his way up
+to us, nor had we leisure to go down to him; so we had to make the best of
+matters as they were. We soon found a place where the ladder might be of
+service, and spent some time in placing it in a position in which it
+remains I believe till this day.
+
+Now, personal considerations had to a great extent to be lost sight of in
+the desire to make the most of the day, and the result was that Hartley
+must have had a very bad time of it. Unfortunately perhaps for him he was
+by far the lightest member of the party; accordingly we argued that he was
+far less likely to break the rickety old ladder than we were. Again, as
+the lightest weight, he was most conveniently lowered down first over
+awkward places when they occurred.
+
+(M94)
+
+In the times which are spoken of as old, and which have also, for some not
+very definable reason, the prefix good, if you wanted your chimneys swept
+you did not employ an individual now dignified by the title of a Ramoneur,
+but you adopted the simpler plan of calling in a master sweep. This person
+would come attended by a satellite, who wore the outward form of a boy and
+was gifted with certain special physical attributes. Especially was it
+necessary that the boy should be of such a size and shape as to fit nicely
+to the chimney, not so loosely on the one hand as to have any difficulty
+in ascending by means of his knees and elbows, nor so tightly on the other
+as to run any peril of being wedged in. The boy was then inserted into the
+chimney and did all the work, while the master remained below or sat
+expectant on the roof to encourage, to preside over, and subsequently to
+profit by, his apprentice's exertions. We adopted much the same principle.
+Hartley, as the lightest, was cast for the _rle_ of the "jeune premier"
+or boy, while Burgener and I on physical grounds alone filled the part,
+however unworthily, of the master sweep. As a play not infrequently owes
+its success to one actor, so did our "jeune premier," sometimes very
+literally, pull us through on the present occasion. Gallantly indeed did
+he fulfil his duty. Whether climbing up a ladder slightly out of the
+perpendicular, leaning against nothing in particular and with overhanging
+rocks above; whether let down by a rope tied round his waist, so that he
+dangled like the sign of the "Golden Fleece" outside a haberdasher's shop,
+or hauled up smooth slabs of rock with his raiment in an untidy heap
+around his neck; in each and all of these exercises he was equally at
+home, and would be let down or would come up smiling. One place gave us
+great difficulty. An excessively steep wall of rock presented itself and
+seemed to bar the way to a higher level. A narrow crack ran some little
+way up the face, but above the rock was slightly overhanging, and the
+water trickling from some higher point had led to the formation of a huge
+bunch of gigantic icicles, which hung down from above. It was necessary to
+get past these, but impossible to cut them away, as they would have fallen
+on us below. Burgener climbed a little way up the face, planted his back
+against it, and held on to the ladder in front of him, while I did the
+same just below: by this means we kept the ladder almost perpendicular,
+but feared to press the highest rung heavily against the icicles above
+lest we should break them off. We now invited Hartley to mount up. For the
+first few steps it was easy enough; but the leverage was more and more
+against us as he climbed higher, seeing that he could not touch the rock,
+and the strain on our arms below was very severe. However, he got safely
+to the top and disappeared from view. The performance was a brilliant one,
+but, fortunately, had not to be repeated; as on a subsequent occasion, by
+a deviation of about fifteen or twenty feet, we climbed to the same spot
+in a few minutes with perfect ease and without using any ladder at all. On
+this occasion, however, we must have spent fully an hour while Hartley
+performed his feats, which were not unworthy of a Japanese acrobat. Every
+few feet of the mountain at this part gave us difficulty, and it was
+curious to notice how, on this the first occasion of travelling over the
+rock face, we often selected the wrong route in points of detail. We
+ascended from twenty to fifty feet, then surveyed right and left, up and
+down, before going any further. The minutes slipped by fast, but I have no
+doubt now that if we had had time we might have ascended to the final
+arte on this occasion. We had often to retrace our steps, and whenever we
+did so found some slightly different line by which time could have been
+saved. Though the way was always difficult nothing was impossible, and
+when the word at last was given, owing to the failing light, to descend,
+we had every reason to be satisfied with the result of the day's
+exploration. There seemed to be little doubt that we had traversed the
+most difficult part of the mountain, and, indeed, we found on a later
+occasion, with one or two notable exceptions, that such was the case.
+
+(M95)
+
+However, at the time we did not think that, even if it were possible, it
+would be at all advisable to make our next attempt without a second guide.
+A telegram had been sent to Kaspar Maurer, instructing him to join us at
+the bivouac with all possible expedition. The excitement was thus kept up
+to the very last, for we knew not whether the message might have reached
+him, and the days of fine weather were precious.
+
+It was late in the evening when we reached again the head of the glacier,
+and the point where we had left the feeble creature who had started with
+us as a second guide. On beholding us once more he wept copiously, but
+whether his tears were those of gratitude for release from the cramped
+position in which he had spent his entire day, or of joy at seeing us safe
+again, or whether they were the natural overflow of an imbecile intellect
+stirred by any emotion whatever, it were hard to say; at any rate he wept,
+and then fell to a description of some interesting details concerning the
+proper mode of bringing up infants, and the duties of parents towards
+their children: the most important of which, in his estimation, was that
+the father of a family should run no risk whatever on a mountain. Reaching
+our bivouac, we looked anxiously down over the glacier for any signs of
+Kaspar Maurer. Two or three parties were seen crawling homewards towards
+the Montanvert over the ice-fields, but no signs of our guide were
+visible. As the shades of night, however, were falling, we were able
+indistinctly to see in the far-off distance a little black dot skipping
+over the Mer de Glace with great activity. Most eagerly did we watch the
+apparition, and when finally it headed in our direction and all doubt was
+removed as to the personality, we felt that our constant ill-luck was at
+last on the eve of changing. However, it was not till two days later that
+we left Chamouni once more for the nineteenth and, as it proved, for the
+last time to try the peak.
+
+(M96)
+
+On September 11, we sat on the rocks a few feet above the camping-place.
+Never before had we been so confident of success. The next day's climb was
+no longer to be one of exploration. We were to start as early as the light
+would permit, and we were to go up and always up, if necessary till the
+light should fail. Possibly we might have succeeded long before if we had
+had the same amount of determination to do so that we were possessed with
+on this occasion. We had made up our minds to succeed, and felt as if all
+our previous attempts had been but a sort of training for this special
+occasion. We had gone so far as to instruct our friends below to look out
+for us on the summit between twelve and two the next day. We had even gone
+to the length of bringing a stick wherewith to make a flag-staff on the
+top. Still one, and that a very familiar source of disquietude, harassed
+us as our eyes turned anxiously to the west. A single huge band of cloud
+hung heavily right across the sky, and looked like a harbinger of evil,
+for it was of a livid colour above, and tinged with a deep crimson red
+below. My companion was despondent at the prospect it suggested, and the
+guides tapped their teeth with their forefingers when they looked in that
+direction; but it was suggested by a more sanguine person that its form
+and very watery look suggested a Band of Hope. An insinuating smell of
+savoury soup was wafted up gently from below--
+
+ Stealing and giving odour.
+
+We took courage; then descended to the tent, and took sustenance.
+
+There was no difficulty experienced in making an early start the next day,
+and the moment the grey light allowed us to see our way we set off. On
+such occasions, when the mind is strung up to a high pitch of excitement,
+odd and trivial little details and incidents fix themselves indelibly on
+the memory. I can recall as distinctly now, as if it had only happened a
+moment ago, the exact tone of voice in which Burgener, on looking out of
+the tent, announced that the weather would do. Burgener and Kaspar Maurer
+were now our guides, for our old enemy with the family ties had been paid
+off and sent away with a flea in his ear--an almost unnecessary adjunct, as
+anyone who had slept in the same tent with him could testify.
+Notwithstanding that Maurer was far from well, and rather weak, we mounted
+rapidly at first, for the way was by this time familiar enough, and we all
+meant business.
+
+(M97)
+
+Our position now was this. By our exploration on the last occasion we had
+ascertained that it was possible to ascend to a great height on the main
+mass of the mountain. From the slope of the rocks, and from the shape of
+the mountain, we felt sure that the final crest would be easy enough. We
+had then to find a way still up the face, from the point where we had
+turned back on our last attempt, to some point on the final ridge of the
+mountain. The rocks on this part we had never been able to examine very
+closely, for it is necessary to cross well over to the south-eastern face
+while ascending from the ridge between the Aiguille du Dru and the
+Aiguille Verte. A great projecting buttress of rock, some two or three
+hundred feet in height, cuts off the view of that part of the mountain
+over which we now hoped to make our way. By turning up straight behind
+this buttress, we hoped to hit off and reach the final crest just above
+the point where it merges into the precipitous north-eastern wall visible
+from the Chapeau. This part of the mountain can only be seen from the very
+head of the Glacier de la Charpoua just under the mass of the Aiguille
+Verte. But this point of view is too far off for accurate observations,
+and the strip of mountain was practically, therefore, a _terra incognita_
+to us.
+
+(M98)
+
+We followed the gully running up from the head of the glacier towards the
+ridge above mentioned, keeping well to the left. Before long it was
+necessary to cross the gully on to the main peak. To make the topography
+clearer a somewhat prosaic and domestic simile may be employed. The
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte are connected by a long sharp
+ridge, towards which we were now climbing; and this ridge is let in as it
+were into the south-eastern side of the Aiguille du Dru, much as a comb
+may be stuck into the middle of a hairbrush, the latter article
+representing the main peak. Here we employed the ladder which had been
+placed in the right position the day previously. Right glad were we to see
+the rickety old structure which had now spent four years on the mountain,
+and was much the worse for it. It creaked and groaned dismally under our
+weight and ran sharp splinters into us at all points of contact, but yet
+there was a certain companionship about the old ladder, and we seemed
+almost to regret that it was not destined to share more in our prospective
+success. A few steps on and we came to a rough cleft some five-and-twenty
+feet in depth, which had to be descended. A double rope was fastened to a
+projecting crag, and we swung ourselves down as if we were barrels of
+split peas going into a ship's hold; then to the ascent again, and the
+excitement waxed stronger as we drew nearer to the doubtful part of the
+mountain. Still, we did not anticipate insuperable obstacles; for I think
+we were possessed with a determination to succeed, which is a sensation
+often spoken of as a presentiment of success. A short climb up an easy
+broken gully, and of a sudden we seemed to be brought to a standstill. A
+little ledge at our feet curled round a projecting crag on the left. "What
+are we to do now?" said Burgener, but with a smile on his face that left
+no doubt as to the answer. He lay flat down on the ledge and wriggled
+round the projection, disappearing suddenly from view as if the rock had
+swallowed him up. A shout proclaimed that his expectations had not been
+deceived, and we were bidden to follow; and follow we did, sticking to the
+flat face of the rock with all our power, and progressing like the skates
+down the glass sides of an aquarium tank. When the last man joined us we
+found ourselves all huddled together on a very little ledge indeed, while
+an overhanging rock above compelled us to assume the anomalous attitude
+enforced on the occupant of a little-ease dungeon. What next? An eager
+look up solved part of the doubt. "There is the way," said Burgener,
+leaning back to get a view. "Oh, indeed," we answered. No doubt there was
+a way, and we were glad to hear that it was possible to get up it. The
+attractions of the route consisted of a narrow flat gully plastered up
+with ice, exceeding straight and steep and crowned at the top with a
+pendulous mass of enormous icicles. The gully resembled a half-open book
+standing up on end. Enthusiasts in rock-climbing who have ascended the
+Riffelhorn from the Grner Glacier side will have met with a similar
+gully, but, as a rule, free from ice, which, in the present instance,
+constituted the chief difficulty. The ice, filling up the receding angle
+from top to bottom, rendered it impossible to find hand-hold on the rocks,
+and it was exceedingly difficult to cut steps in such a place, for the
+slabs of ice were prone to break away entire. However, the guides said
+they could get up, and asked us to keep out of the way of chance fragments
+of ice which might fall down as they ascended. So we tucked ourselves away
+on one side, and they fell to as difficult a business as could well be
+imagined. The rope was discarded, and slowly they worked up, their backs
+and elbows against one sloping wall, their feet against the other. But the
+angle was too wide to give security to this position, the more especially
+that with shortened axes they were compelled to hack out enough of the ice
+to reveal the rock below. In such places the ice is but loosely adherent,
+being raised up from the face much as pie-crust dissociates itself from
+the fruit beneath under the influence of the oven. Strike lightly with the
+axe, and a hollow sound is yielded without much impression on the ice;
+strike hard, and the whole mass breaks away. But the latter method is the
+right one to adopt, though it necessitates very hard work. No steps are
+really reliable when cut in ice of this description.
+
+(M99)
+
+The masses of ice, coming down harder and harder as they ascended without
+intermission, showed how they were working, and the only consolation that
+we had during a time that we felt to be critical, was that the guides were
+not likely to expend so much labour unless they thought that some good
+result would come of it. Suddenly there came a sharp shout and cry; then a
+crash as a great slab of ice, falling from above, was dashed into pieces
+at our feet and leaped into the air; then a brief pause, and we knew not
+what would happen next. Either the gully had been ascended or the guides
+had been pounded, and failure here might be failure altogether. It is true
+that Hartley and I had urged the guides to find a way some little distance
+to the right of the line on which they were now working; but they had
+reported that, though easy below, the route we had pointed out was
+impossible above.(5) A faint scratching noise close above us, as of a
+mouse perambulating behind a wainscot. We look up. It is the end of a
+rope. We seize it, and our pull from below is answered by a triumphant
+yell from above as the line is drawn taut. Fastening the end around my
+waist, I started forth. The gully was a scene of ruin, and I could hardly
+have believed that two axes in so short a time could have dealt so much
+destruction. Nowhere were the guides visible, and in another moment there
+was a curious sense of solitariness as I battled with the obstacles, aided
+in no small degree by the rope. The top of the gully was blocked up by a
+great cube of rock, dripping still where the icicles had just been broken
+off. The situation appeared to me to demand deliberation, though it was
+not accorded. "Come on," said voices from above. "Up you go," said a voice
+from below. I leaned as far back as I could, and felt about for a
+hand-hold. There was none. Everything seemed smooth. Then right, then
+left; still none. So I smiled feebly to myself, and called out, "Wait a
+minute." This was of course taken as an invitation to pull vigorously,
+and, struggling and kicking like a spider irritated by tobacco smoke, I
+topped the rock and lent a hand on the rope for Hartley to follow. Then we
+learnt that a great mass of ice had broken away under Maurer's feet while
+they were in the gully, and that he must have fallen had not Burgener
+pinned him to the rock with one hand. From the number of times that this
+escape was described to us during that day and the next, I am inclined to
+think that it was rather a near thing. At the time, and often since, I
+have questioned myself as to whether we could have got up this passage
+without the rope let down from above. I think either of us could have done
+it in time with a companion. It was necessary for two to be in the gully
+at the same time, to assist each other. It was necessary also to discard
+the rope, which in such a place could only be a source of danger. But no
+amateur should have tried the passage on that occasion without confidence
+in his own powers, and without absolute knowledge of the limit of his own
+powers. If the gully had been free from ice it would have been much
+easier.
+
+(M100)
+
+"The worst is over now," said Burgener. I was glad to hear it, but,
+looking upwards, had my doubts. The higher we went the bigger the rocks
+seemed to be. Still there was a way, and it was not so very unlike what I
+had, times out of mind, pictured to myself in imagination. Another tough
+scramble and we stood on a comparatively extensive ledge. With elation we
+observed that we had now climbed more than half of the only part of the
+mountain of the nature of which we were uncertain. A few steps on and
+Burgener grasped me suddenly by the arm. "Do you see the great red rock up
+yonder?" he whispered, hoarse with excitement--"in ten minutes we shall be
+there and on the arte, and then----" Nothing could stop us now; but a
+feverish anxiety to see what lay beyond, to look on the final slope which
+we knew must be easy, impelled us on, and we worked harder than ever to
+overcome the last few obstacles. The ten minutes expanded into something
+like thirty before we really reached the rock. Of a sudden the mountain
+seemed to change its form. For hours we had been climbing the hard, dry
+rocks. Now these appeared suddenly to vanish from under our feet, and once
+again our eyes fell on snow which lay thick, half hiding, half revealing,
+the final slope of the ridge. A glance along it showed that we had not
+misjudged. Even the cautious Maurer admitted that, as far as we could see,
+all appeared promising. And now, with the prize almost within our grasp, a
+strange desire to halt and hang back came on. Burgener tapped the rock
+with his axe, and we seemed somehow to regret that the way in front of us
+must prove comparatively easy. Our foe had almost yielded, and it appeared
+something like cruelty to administer the final _coup de grce_. We could
+already anticipate the half-sad feeling with which we should reach the top
+itself. It needed but little to make the feeling give way. Some one cried
+"Forwards," and instantly we were all in our places again, and the
+leader's axe crashed through the layers of snow into the hard blue ice
+beneath. A dozen steps, and then a short bit of rock scramble; then more
+steps along the south side of the ridge, followed by more rock, and the
+ridge beyond, which had been hidden for a minute or two, stretched out
+before us again as we topped the first eminence. Better and better it
+looked as we went on. "See there," cried Burgener suddenly, "the actual
+top!"
+
+(M101)
+
+There was no possibility of mistaking the two huge stones we had so often
+looked at from below. They seemed, in the excitement of the moment, misty
+and blurred for a brief space, but grew clear again as I passed my hand
+over my eyes and seemed to swallow something. A few feet below the
+pinnacles and on the left was one of those strange arches formed by a
+great transverse boulder, so common near the summits of these aiguilles,
+and through the hole we could see blue sky. Nothing could lay beyond, and,
+still better, nothing could be above. On again, while we could scarcely
+stand still in the great steps the leader set his teeth to hack out. Then
+there came a short troublesome bit of snow scramble, where the heaped-up
+cornice had fallen back from the final rock. There we paused for a moment,
+for the summit was but a few feet from us, and Hartley, who was ahead,
+courteously allowed me to unrope and go on first. In a few seconds I
+clutched at the last broken rocks, and hauled myself up on to the sloping
+summit. There for a moment I stood alone gazing down on Chamouni. The
+holiday dream of five years was accomplished; the Aiguille du Dru was
+climbed. Where in the wide world will you find a sport able to yield
+pleasure like this?
+
+Mountaineers are often asked, "What did you do when you got to the top?"
+With regard to this peak the same question has often been put to me, and I
+have often answered it, but, it must be confessed, always suppressing one
+or two facts. I do not know why I should conceal them now any longer, the
+more especially as I think there is a moral to be drawn from my
+experience, or I would still keep it locked up. I had tried so hard and so
+long to get up this little peak, that some reaction of mind was not
+improbable; but it took a turn which I had never before and have never
+since experienced in the slightest degree. For a second or two--it cannot
+have been longer--all the past seemed blotted out, all consciousness of
+self, all desire of life was lost, and I was seized with an impulse almost
+incontrollable to throw myself down the vertical precipice which lay
+immediately at my feet. I know not now, though the feeling is still and
+always will be intensely vivid, how it was resisted, but at the sound of
+the voices below the faculties seemed to return each to its proper place,
+and with the restoration of the mental balance the momentary idea of
+violently overturning the physical balance vanished. What has happened to
+one may have happened to others. It appeared to me quite different from
+what is known as mountain vertigo. In fact, I never moved at all from
+where I stood, and awoke, as it were, to find myself looking calmly down
+the identical place. It may be that the mental equilibrium under similar
+circumstances has not always been so fortunately restored, and that thus
+calamities on the mountains may have taken place. In another minute the
+rest of the party ascended, and we were all reposing on the hard-won
+summit.
+
+(M102)
+
+Far below a little white speck representing Couttet's Hotel was well in
+view, and towards this we directed our telescope. We could make out a few
+individuals wandering listlessly about, but there did not seem to be much
+excitement; in front of the Imperial Hotel, however, we were pleased to
+imagine that we saw somebody gazing in our direction. Accordingly, with
+much pomp and ceremony, the stick--which it may be stated was borrowed
+without leave--was fixed into a little cleft and tightly wedged in; then,
+to my horror, Burgener, with many chuckles at his own foresight and at the
+completeness of his equipment, produced from a concealed pocket a piece of
+scarlet flannel strongly suggestive of a baby's under garment, and tied it
+on to the stick. I protested in vain; in a moment the objectionable rag
+was floating proudly in the breeze. However, it seemed to want airing.
+Determined that our ascent should be placed beyond doubt in the eyes of
+any subsequent visitors, we ransacked our stores, and were enabled to
+leave the following articles:--One half-pint bottle containing our names,
+preserved by a paper stopper from the inclemency of the weather; two
+wooden wedges of unknown use, two ends of string, three burnt fusees,
+divers chips, one stone man of dwarf proportions, the tenpenny stick, and
+the infant's petticoat.
+
+There is a popular belief that the main object of climbing up a mountain
+is to get a view from the top. It may therefore be a matter of regret to
+some, but it will certainly be a matter of great congratulation to many
+others, that of the view obtained I can say but little. Chamouni looked
+very nice, however, from this distance. Turning towards the Aiguille Verte
+we were astonished to notice that this great mass appeared to tower far
+less above us than might have been expected from its much greater height
+and close proximity. On the other hand, the lower south-eastern peak of
+the Aiguille du Dru seemed much more below us than we had imagined would
+be the case. It is a moot point in mountaineering circles how much
+difference between two closely contiguous points is necessary in order
+that they may be rated as individual peaks. At the time we estimated the
+difference between the two peaks of our Aiguille to be about 80 feet, but
+Hartley, who has since climbed the lower point, estimates that the
+difference between the two must be at the very least 120 feet. Still, the
+comparative meagreness of the panorama did not affect our spirits, nor
+detract in any appreciable degree from the completeness of the expedition.
+The Aiguille du Dru is essentially an expedition only for those who love a
+good climb for climbing's sake. Every step, every bit of scrambling,
+was--and is still--a pleasure.
+
+(M103)
+
+We had reached the top at half-past twelve, so that our estimate of the
+time required had been a very accurate one. After spending three-quarters
+of an hour on the summit we turned to the descent with regret, and
+possessed with much the same feeling as a schoolboy on Black Monday, who
+takes an affectionate farewell of all sorts of inanimate objects. Very
+difficult the descent proved to be. We were so anxious, now that our
+efforts had been finally crowned with success, that the whole expedition
+should pass off without the least misadventure, that we went much more
+slowly, and took more elaborate precautions than under ordinary
+circumstances would have been deemed necessary. From the start we had
+agreed that, whatever the hour, nothing should persuade us to hurry the
+least in the descent. On such mountains, however, as the Aiguille du Dru
+it is easier on the whole to get down than to get up, especially if a good
+supply of spare rope be included in the equipment. At three places we
+found it advisable to fix ropes in order to assist our progress. It was
+curious to observe how marvellously the aspect of the mountain was changed
+as we looked down the places up which we had climbed so recently; and
+there were so many deviations from the straight line, that the way was
+very difficult to find at all. Indeed, Burgener alone could hit it off
+with certainty, and, though last on the rope, directed the way without
+ever making the slightest mistake at any part. We followed precisely the
+same route as in ascending, and noticed few if any places where this route
+was capable of improvement, or even of alteration.
+
+Not till nearly five o'clock did we regain our abandoned store of
+provisions; the sight of the little white packets, and especially of a
+certain can of tinned meat, seen at a considerable distance below, incited
+us to great exertions, for since ten in the morning we had partaken of
+nothing but a sandwich crushed out of all recognisable shape. Ignoring the
+probability of being benighted on the rocks, we caroused merrily on
+seltzer water and the contents of the tin can. It seemed almost a pity to
+quit for good these familiar rocks on which we had spent such a glorious
+time, and the sun was sinking low behind the Brvent range, and the rocks
+were all darkened in the grey shadows, before the guides could persuade us
+to pack up and resume our journey. Very little time was lost in descending
+when we had once started, but before we had reached a certain little
+sloping ledge furnished with a collection of little pointed stones, and
+known as the breakfast place, the darkness had overtaken us. The glacier
+lay only a few feet below, when the mist which had been long threatening
+swept up and closed in around us. The crevasses at the head of the glacier
+were so complicated, and the snow bridges so fragile, that we thought it
+wiser not to go on at once, but to wait till the snow should have had time
+to harden. So we sat down under an overhanging rock, and made believe that
+we enjoyed the fun. Hartley wedged a stone under his waist, as if he were
+the hind wheel of a waggon going uphill, and imitated the inaction and
+attitude of a person going to sleep. The guides retired to a little
+distance and, as is their wont when inactive, fell to a warm discussion
+over the dimensions of the different chamois they had shot, each of course
+outvying the other in turn. The game has this merit at least, when there
+is plenty of spare time at disposal, that if the players only begin low
+enough down in the animal scale it is practically unlimited.
+
+(M104)
+
+Before long the situation ceased to be amusing, as we found that we had
+managed to get wet through in the gully, and that the slowly falling
+temperature was exceedingly unpleasant. I converted a cowhide knapsack
+into a temporary foot-warmer, much to the detriment of such articles of
+food as were still stored in its recesses, and tucked a boot under each
+arm to keep the leather from hardening. Then we fell to discussing what we
+would have next day for breakfast, and for some two hours found a certain
+amount of solace in disputing over the merits of divers dainty dishes.
+Even this fertile subject failed at length to give adequate satisfaction.
+The ledge became colder and colder, and new spiky little points appeared
+to develop every moment. The argument of the sportsmen grew fainter, and
+we became slowly chilled through. For a while the mind became more active,
+but less logical, and fanciful visions crowded thickly through it. On such
+occasions it is seldom possible to fix the thoughts on events immediately
+past. To my drowsy gaze the mist seemed to take the form of our native
+fogs, while the condition of the ledge suggested obtrusively a newly
+macadamised road. Almost at will I could transport myself in imagination
+to the metropolis I had so recently left, or back again to the wild little
+ledge on which we were stranded. Following up the train of sensations, it
+was easy to conceive how reason might fail altogether, and how gradually,
+as the senses became numbed one by one, delirium might supervene from cold
+and exposure--as has often happened to arctic travellers. The thoughts flew
+off far afield, and pictured the exact contrast of the immediate
+surroundings. I saw a brilliantly lighted street with long rows of flaming
+lamps. The windows of the clubhouses shone out as great red and orange
+squares and oblongs. Carriages dashed by, cabs oscillated down the roads.
+Elegantly attired youths about to commence their wakeful period (why are
+men who only know the seamy side of life called "men of the world"? Is it
+so bad a world, my masters?) were strolling off to places of
+entertainment. A feeble, ragged creature crept along in the shadows. A
+worn, bright-eyed girl, just free from work which had begun at early dawn,
+dragged her aching limbs homewards, but stopped a moment to glance with
+envy at a mamma and two fair daughters crossing the pavement to their
+carriage; light, life, bustle, crowding everywhere. Faster and faster
+follow the shifting scenes till the visions jostle and become confused----A
+crack, a distant sound of a falling shower of stones, a hiss as they fall
+on to the snow slopes below. The eyes open, but the mind only half awakes,
+and almost immediately dreams again, with changed visions of comfortable
+rooms, in which the flickering light of a coal fire now throws up, now
+half conceals the close-drawn curtains, or the familiar form of books and
+pictures; visions of some formless individual with slippered feet disposed
+at judicious distance from the blazing coals, of soft carpets and deep
+arm-chairs moulded by long use into the precise intaglio adapted to the
+human frame; visions of a warm flood of subdued light, of things steaming
+gently with curling wreaths of vapour. All these passed in order before
+the mind, called up by the incantation of discomfort out of the cauldron
+of misery, like unto the regal display manifested to that impulsive and
+somewhat over-married individual, Macbeth.
+
+(M105)
+
+But before long it was most difficult to picture these pleasant sights so
+vividly as to become altogether oblivious of an exceedingly chilly
+personality, and ultimately human nature triumphed, and the _ego_ in a
+rather frozen state became again paramount. I had begun to calculate the
+number of hours we might have to remain where we were, and the probable
+state in which we should be next morning, when of a sudden the mist
+lifted, and disclosed the glacier just below feebly lit up by the rising
+moon. We sprang instantly to our feet, almost as instantaneously returning
+to our former positions by reason of the exceeding stiffness and cramp
+begotten of the cold. The guides, leaving their discussion at a point
+where the last speaker had, in imagination, shot a chamois about the size
+of an elephant, descended to inspect the ice. The snow bridges were
+pronounced secure, and we were soon across the crevasses, but found to our
+disgust that we had rather overdone the waiting. The slope was hard
+frozen, and in the dim light it was found necessary to cut steps nearly
+the whole way down the glacier. For five hours and a half were we thus
+engaged, and did not reach our camp till 2.30 A.M. Never did the tent look
+so comfortable as on that morning. If, as was remarked of Mrs. Gamp's
+apartment in Kingsgate Street, High Holborn, to the contented mind a
+cottage is a palace, so to the weary frame may a tent be a luxurious
+hotel. We rushed over the loose rocks by the snout of the glacier, and ran
+helter-skelter for our bivouac. From the circumstance that the invariable
+struggle for the best pillow was usually brief, and that one of the party
+was discovered next morning wrong end foremost in his sleeping bag with
+his boots still on his feet, I am disposed to think that we were not long
+in dropping off to sleep; but the unstudied attitudes of the party
+suggested rather four revellers returning from a Greenwich dinner in a
+four-wheeled cab over a cobbled road than a company of sober mountaineers.
+By seven o'clock, however, the predominant thought of breakfast so
+asserted itself that we woke up and looked out.
+
+(M106)
+
+The first object that met our gaze was a large sheet of paper, affixed to
+the rock just in front of the tent, and bearing the simple inscription
+"Hooray!" This led us to surmise that our success was already known below;
+for the author of the legend had returned to Chamouni the previous
+evening, after having seen us on the summit. To each man was apportioned
+the burden he should bear of the camp equipage. Such a collection of pots
+and pans and other paraphernalia had we amassed gradually during our stay,
+that our appearance as we crossed the glacier suggested rather that of
+certain inhabitants of Lagado mentioned in Gulliver's voyage to Laputa. By
+nine o'clock we had deposited our burdens at the Montanvert and,
+disregarding the principles of the sages above referred to, ventured to
+corrode our lungs by articulating our wants to the landlord. This worthy
+received us with more than his usual affability, for the tidings of our
+success had in truth already reached the inn. A bottle of conical form was
+produced, the cork drawn with a monstrous explosion, and some very
+indifferent fluid poured out as a token of congratulation. In spite of,
+perhaps in consequence of, these early libations, we skipped down the
+well-worn and somewhat unsavoury path with great nimbleness, and in an
+hour or so found ourselves on the level path leading along the valley to
+Chamouni by the English church. There, I am pleased to record, the first
+man to congratulate us was our old friend M. Gabriel Lopp, without whose
+kindly sympathy and constant encouragement I doubt if we should have ever
+persevered to our successful end. It mattered little to us that but few of
+the Chamouni guides gave us credit for having really ascended the peak,
+for most of them maintained that we had merely reached a point on the
+south-east face of the lower summit; indeed, to those not so familiar with
+the details of the mountain as we were, it might well seem hard to realise
+that the crag jutting out on the right, as seen from Chamouni, is really
+the actual summit.
+
+Such is the record of the most fascinating rock climb with which I am
+acquainted. From beginning to end it is interesting. There is no wearisome
+tramping over loose moraine and no great extent of snow-field to traverse.
+The rocks are wondrously firm and big, and peculiarly unlike those on
+other mountains, even on many of the aiguilles about Chamouni.
+
+(M107)
+
+An odd code of mountaineering morality has gradually sprung into
+existence, and ideas as to what is fair and sportsmanlike in mountain
+climbing are somewhat peculiar. People speak somewhat vaguely of
+"artificial aid," and are wont to criticise in very severe language the
+employment of such assistance, at the same time finding it rather hard, if
+driven into a corner, to define what they mean by the term. It would seem
+that artificial aid may signify the driving of iron pegs into rocks when
+nature has provided insufficient hand or foot-hold. Such a proceeding is
+considered highly improper. To cut a step in ice is right, but to chisel
+out a step on rock is in the highest degree unjustifiable. Again, a ladder
+may be used without critical animadversion to bridge a crevasse, but its
+employment over a rock cleft is tabooed. A certain amount of
+mountaineering equipment is not only considered proper, but those who go
+on the mountains without it are spoken of with great asperity, and called
+very hard names; but the equipment must not include anything beyond
+hobnails, rope, axes, and possibly a ladder for a crevasse; any other
+contrivance is sniffed at contemptuously as artificial aid. Rockets and
+such like are usually only mentioned in order to be condemned; while
+grapnels, chains, and crampons are held to be the inventions of the fiend.
+Why these unwritten laws should exist in such an imaginary code it is hard
+to see. Perhaps we must not consider too curiously on the matter. For my
+own part, if it could be proved that by no possible means could a given
+bad passage be traversed without some such aid, nor turned by another
+route, I should not hesitate to adopt any mechanical means to the desired
+end. As a matter of fact, in the Alps scarcely any such places exist for
+those who have taken the trouble to learn how to climb, and there are none
+on the Aiguille du Dru. We used our ladder often enough in exploring the
+mountain, but when we actually ascended it we employed it in one place
+only, saving thereby at least an hour of invaluable time. Indeed,
+subsequent explorers have found such to be the case; and Mr. W. E.
+Davidson, in a recent ascent of the mountain, was able to find his way
+without invoking the assistance of either ladder or fixed ropes. In a
+marvellously short space of time, too, did he get up and down the peak on
+which we had spent hours without number. Still, this is the fate of all
+mountains. The mountaineers who make the third ascent are, usually, able
+to sweep away the blushing honours that the first climbers might fondly
+hope they had invested the mountain with. A word, a stroke of the pen,
+will do it. The peaks do not yield gradually from their high estate, but
+fall, like Lucifer, from summit to ultimate destination, and are suddenly
+converted from "the most difficult mountain in the Alps" to "Oh yes; a
+fine peak, but not a patch upon Mount So-and-so." It is but with the
+mountains as with other matters of this life, save in this respect, that
+once deposed they never can hope to reign again supreme. Statements
+concerning our fellow-creatures when of a depreciatory, and still more
+when of a scandal-flavoured, nature, are always believed by nine people
+out of ten to be, if not absolutely true, at any rate well-founded enough
+for repetition. A different estimate of the standard of veracity to be met
+with in this world is assumed when the remarks are favourable. Even so may
+it be, in some instances, with the mountains. The prestige that clings to
+a maiden peak is like the bark on a wand: peel it off, and it cannot be
+replaced; the bough withers, and is cast to one side, its character
+permanently altered.
+
+(M108)
+
+We would fain have rested that evening, but the edict went forth that
+festivities were to take place in honour of the ascent, and, to tell the
+truth, that evening was not the least fatiguing part of the whole affair.
+The opportunity was too good to be lost, especially as the customary mode
+of testifying congratulations by firing off divers podgy little cannons,
+had been omitted. Preparations were made for a display of fireworks on a
+large scale. Some six rockets of moderately soaring ambition were placed
+in order on the grass-plot in front of the hotel. A skilful pyrotechnist,
+who knew the right end to which to apply the match, was placed in charge,
+and fussed about a great deal. A very little table covered with a white
+cloth, and on which were displayed several bottles, reminded the crowd of
+loafers who assembled expectant as the darkness came on, that a carousal
+was meditated. At last the word was given, and the pyrotechnist, beaming
+with pride, advanced bearing a lighted taper attached to the end of a
+stick of judicious length. A hush of expectancy followed, and experienced
+persons retired to sheltered corners. The fireworks behaved as they
+usually do. They fizzed prodigiously, and went off in the most unexpected
+directions. One rocket, rather weak in the waist, described, after a
+little preliminary spluttering, an exceedingly sharp, corkscrew-like
+series of curves, and then turned head-over-heels with astounding rapidity
+on the lawn, like a rabbit shot through the head, and there lay flat,
+spluttering out its gunpowdery vitals. Another was perfectly unmoved at
+the initial application of the kindling flame, but then suddenly began to
+swell up in an alarming way, causing the pyrotechnist, who had no previous
+experience of this phenomenon, to retreat somewhat hastily. However, one
+of the rockets rose to a height of some five-and-twenty feet, much to the
+operator's satisfaction, and we were all able to congratulate him warmly
+on his contribution to our entertainment as we emerged from our places of
+security.
+
+(M109)
+
+A series of smaller explosions, resulting from the drawing of corks, was
+the next item in the programme, and appeared to give more general
+satisfaction. Then the bell rang, and the master of the ceremonies
+announced that the ball was about to commence. Some over-zealous person
+had unfortunately sought to improve the condition of the floor for
+dancing, by tracing an arabesque pattern on the boards with water, using
+for the purpose a tin pot with a convenient leak at the bottom. It
+followed that the exercise of waltzing in thick boots was more laborious
+than graceful. Without, the villagers crowded at the windows to gaze upon
+our fantastic gyrations. But little formality had been observed in
+organising the ball; in fact, the ceremony of issuing cards of invitation
+had been replaced by ringing a bell and displaying a placard on which it
+was announced that the dance would commence at nine o'clock. However, the
+enjoyment appeared to be none the less keen, for all that the dancers were
+breathing fairly pure air, taking no champagne, and not fulfilling any
+social duty. But for the costumes the gathering might have been mistaken
+for a fashionable entertainment. All the recognised types to be met with
+in a London ball-room were there. The conversation, judging from the
+fragments overheard, did not appear to be below the average standard of
+intellectuality. The ladies, who came from the various hotels of Chamouni,
+displayed, as most English girls do--_pace_ the jealous criticism of
+certain French writers, more smart than observant--their curious faculty of
+improvising ball costume exactly suitable to the occasion. There was a
+young man who had a pair of white gloves, and was looked upon with awe in
+consequence, and who, in the intervals of the dances, slid about in an
+elegant manner instead of walking. There was a middle-aged person of
+energetic temperament who skipped and hopped like the little hills, and
+kept everything going--including the refreshments. There was a captious and
+cynical person, who frowned horribly, and sat in a corner in the verandah
+with an altogether superior air, and who, in support of the character,
+smoked a cigar of uncertain botanical pedigree provided by the hotel,
+which disagreed with him and increased his splenetic mood. Elsewhere, at
+more fashionable gatherings, he would have leaned against doorposts,
+cultivated a dejected demeanour, and got very much in other people's way.
+There was a pianist who was a very clever artist, and found out at once
+the notes that yielded no response on the instrument, and who, like his
+more fashionable analogue, regularly required stimulants after playing a
+waltz. It mattered little what he played--polka, waltz, galop, or
+mazurka--whatever the tune, the couples all rotated more or less slowly
+about; so it was evidently an English gathering. At such impromptu dances
+there is always a strong desire to show off musical talent. No sooner did
+the hireling pianist desist than a little cluster gathered around the
+instrument, assured him that he must be tired, and volunteered to play.
+Finally he was induced to rest, and a young lady who knew "Rousseau's
+Dream," or some tune very like it, triumphantly seated herself and
+favoured the company with that air in waltz time, whereat the unsuccessful
+candidates for the seat smiled scornfully at each other, and rolled up
+their eyes, and would not dance. So they, in turn, triumphed, and the
+young lady blushed, and said she had never seen such a stupid set of
+people, and went away and sat by her parents, and thought the world was
+indeed hollow. The hireling came back, and all went on merrily again.
+
+(M110)
+
+In the yard outside the crowd increased. In the midst of the throng could
+be seen Maurer, resplendent in a shirt the front of which was like unto a
+petrified bath-towel, wearing a coat many sizes too large, his face
+beaming with smiles and shining from the effects of drinks offered in the
+spirit of good fellowship on all sides. Close by stood Burgener,
+displaying similar physiognomical phenomena, his natural free movements
+hampered by the excessive tightness of some garments with which an admirer
+of smaller girth had presented him. Let us do justice to the guides of
+Chamouni, who might not unnaturally have found some cause for
+disappointment that the peak had been captured by strangers in the land.
+On this occasion, at any rate, they offered the hand of good fellowship,
+and listened with admiring attention while our guides, in an unknown
+tongue, expatiated on the difficulties and dangers they had successfully
+overcome--difficulties which did not appear to become less by frequent
+repetition. Let us leave them there. They did their work thoroughly well,
+and might be pardoned, under all the circumstances, for a little swagger.
+
+(M111)
+
+The days grow shorter apace. The sun has barely time to make the ice peaks
+glisten, ere the cold shadows creep over again. Snow lies thick on ledge
+and cranny, and only the steepest mountain faces show dark through the
+powdery veil. Bleak night winds whistle around the beetling crags and
+whirl and chevy the wreathing snow-clouds, making weird music in these
+desolate fastnesses, while the glaciers and snow-fields collect fresh
+strength against the time when their relentless destroyer shall attack
+them once again at an advantage. The scene is changed. The clear air, the
+delicate purity of the Alpine tints are but recollections, and have given
+way to fog, mist, slush, and smoke-laden atmosphere. Would you recall
+these mountain pictures? Draw close the curtains, stir the coals into an
+indignant crackling blaze, and fashion, in the rising smoke, the mountain
+vista. How easy it is to unlock the storehouse of the mind where these
+images are stowed away! how these scenes crowd back into the mind! What
+keener charm than to pass in review the memories of these simple,
+wholesome pleasures; to see again, as clear as in the reality, every
+ledge, every hand and foot-hold; to feel the fingers tingle and the
+muscles instinctively contract at the recollection of some tough scramble
+on rock or glacier? The pleasures of the Alps endure long after the actual
+experience, and are but invested; whether the interest can be derived by
+any one but the actual investor is a matter for others to decide. For my
+own part, I can only wish that any one could possibly derive a hundredth
+part of the pleasure in reading, that I have had in writing, of our
+adventures.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VII.
+
+
+ BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS
+
+
+ 1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+
+ On well-ordered intellects--The drawbacks of accurate
+ memory--Sub-Alpine walks: their admirers and their
+ recommendations--The "High Level Route"--The Ruinette--An infallible
+ prescription for ill-humour--A climb and a meditation on grass
+ slopes--The agile person's acrobatic feats--The psychological
+ effects of sunrise--The ascent of the Ruinette--We return to our
+ mutton at Arolla--A vision on the hill-side.
+
+ 2. _A Little Maiden._
+
+ Saas in the olden days--A neglected valley--The mountains drained
+ dry--A curious omission--The Portienhorn, and its good points as a
+ mountain--The chef produces a masterpiece--An undesirable tenement
+ to be let unfurnished--An evicted family--A rapid act of
+ mountaineering--On the pleasures of little climbs--The various
+ methods of making new expeditions on one mountain--On the
+ mountaineer who has nothing to learn, and his consequent
+ ignorance.
+
+
+
+
+ 1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+
+
+There are some, and they are considered, on the whole, fortunate by less
+highly gifted individuals, who possess minds as accurately divided up into
+receptacles for the storage of valuable material as a honeycomb. Every
+scrap of information acquired by the owner of such a well-ordered
+intellect is duly sifted, purged, ticketed, and finally pigeon-holed in
+its proper cell, whence it could undoubtedly be drawn out at any future
+time for reference, were it not for the fact that the pigeon-holes are all
+so very much alike that the geometrically minded man commonly forgets the
+number of the shelf to which he has relegated his item of knowledge. He
+need not really regret that this should be the case; persons with this
+exceedingly well-ordered form of mind are apt to be a little too precise
+for ordinary folk, and may even by the captious be rated as dull
+creatures. A love for the beautiful is not usually associated with
+excessively tidy habits of mind. An artist's studio in apple-pie order
+would seem as unnatural as a legal document drawn up on sthetic
+principles. If the truth be told, the picturesque is always associated
+with--not to mince matters--the dirty; and the city of Hygeia, however
+commendably free from the latter quality, would be but a dreary and
+unattractive town. Nor would it, as seems to be sometimes supposed, be
+quite a paradise to that terrible and minatory person, the sanitarian. On
+the contrary, he would probably be found dining with the undertaker--off
+approved viands--and the pair would be bewailing the hard times.
+
+(M112)
+
+I knew a man once who was marvellously proud of a certain little cabinet,
+devoted to the reception of keys, all of which were arranged in a
+remarkably orderly manner. He was fond of demonstrating the system, which
+seemed, in truth, highly business-like; but I lost faith one day in his
+method, on finding that he did not know the locks which the several keys
+were constructed respectively to open. It is with the mind's eye as with
+the bodily eye. We are able only to focus sharply one thing at a time, and
+the beauty of a given view, from the physiological standpoint, consists in
+the softened indistinctness of all objects out of the range of absolute
+focus--a fact of which the early Florentine artists evinced a curious
+disregard, and which their modern imitators, who, at least in our
+scientific age, ought to know something of the elementary laws of optics,
+render themselves somewhat ridiculous by servilely copying. So is it also
+with the memory. A certain indistinctness of detail often renders the
+recollection even more pleasing; we may be able only to reproduce from the
+pigeon-hole, as it were, a rather indistinct, blotted-in impression, but
+as the artist would be fully justified in working up such a study into a
+finished picture, so may the writer be allowed also to elaborate from his
+mental sketch a complete work. Now, in wandering in those numerous
+districts in the mountains of Switzerland which cannot properly be classed
+as sub-Alpine, and yet are not lofty enough to warrant their explorer in
+dignifying his rambles by the term "climbing," one great charm consists in
+the fact that, while everything is pleasing, there is no distinct
+objective point that we are bidden to admire. The critical tendency is a
+very constant factor in human character, and the chief business the
+professional critic has to learn consists in finding out how far he may
+legitimately go, and how he may best say what he is called upon to
+express. Now even the least critical of our race, the gushing section of
+humanity, feel irresistibly disposed to cavil at anything they are told
+they must admire. Perhaps, though, it is not the critical attributes which
+come out on such occasions in them. Possibly it is but an example of that
+still more uniformly found characteristic of man and woman, a quality
+which, in the process of the descent of our species, has been handed down
+without the least alteration from such lower animals as the mule for
+instance, and for which, oddly enough, we have no proper term in our
+language this side of the water, but know it as "cussedness."
+
+(M113)
+
+Most travellers hear with a slight feeling of relief, on arriving at their
+destination and inquiring what there is to be seen, that there is nothing
+in particular, and the sub-Alpine walker has this charm perpetually with
+him. His expedition cannot fail, for it does not aim at any particular
+object on the attainment of which it depends whether he considers himself
+successful or not. These sub-Alpine walks and rambles form the background,
+the setting, the frame, and the surrounding of the more sharply defined
+and more memorable high expeditions. Perhaps these are but the sentiments
+of advancing mountaineering age; certainly they may be heard most often
+from those who have reached that period of life when they no longer pay
+heed to wrinkles in their trousers, when they are somewhat exacting in the
+matter of club dinners, and when they object strongly to receiving
+assistance from younger folk in putting on their overcoats. Howbeit, as we
+may recall the statement made in the "Delectus,"--
+
+ Neque semper arcum
+ Tendit Apollo,
+
+even so does the mountaineer occasionally relax his muscles, and find
+pleasure in the Alpine midlands. Moreover, the writer feels that the
+perpetual breathing of rarefied air may be apt to induce too great a
+strain on his readers, and recollects that a piano always tuned to concert
+pitch is not so harmonious an instrument as one occasionally unstrung; so
+some relief is at times necessary. Contrast, inasmuch as nature provides
+it on every hand, we may be sure is a thing for which man has an
+instinctive craving; and to my mind, at least, a picture in which rich
+colouring is introduced, and where the result of the blending is
+harmonious, is more satisfactory than the work which appeals by what I
+believe artists would call "tone." The principle applies rather widely. We
+may have observed that young ladies of prepossessing appearance love to be
+accompanied by dogs of repulsive mien. The costermonger, again, if
+possessed, as he always is, of a hoarse voice, is not completely equipped
+unless provided with a boy companion capable of sending forth in alternate
+measure the shrillest cries which the human larynx is capable of emitting.
+Thus may the pair better vaunt their wares, compel attention, and attract
+notice. The same objects, at any rate the latter two, influence an author,
+and not only in all cases, it would seem, when he is actually engaged in
+writing. So our expeditions, now to be described, may be looked upon as
+material for contrast, and may be skipped if thought fit--at any rate by
+purchasers--without risk of wounding the writer's feelings.
+
+(M114)
+
+Some years ago we were travelling over that district of the Alps which to
+the true lover of mountain scenery can never become hackneyed--that is, the
+stretch of glacier land between Chamouni and Zermatt, first made known by
+Messrs. Foster, Jacomb, Winkfield, and others, and known to mountaineers
+as the "high-level route." We had reached Monvoisin, then, possibly still,
+one of the cosiest and most comfortable little inns to be found among the
+mountains. An immense variety of first-rate glacier passes of moderate
+difficulty lie between this Val de Bagne and the Arolla valley; the Col de
+la Serpentine, the Col Gtroz, the Col de Breney, the Col Chermontane, and
+others, all of high interest and varied scenery, tempt the walker
+according to his powers. We selected on this occasion the Col du Mont
+Rouge, having a design on the bold little peak towering just above the
+Col, and known as the Ruinette. This peak, it may be at once mentioned,
+was ascended for the first time in 1865 by Mr. Edward Whymper, a
+mountaineer who has never ceased happily to add to his spoils and trophies
+since in all parts of the globe, and who, unlike most of the clan, has
+kept in the front rank from the day he first climbed an Alpine slope.
+
+(M115)
+
+We arrived soaked through, and with deplorably short tempers, at the hotel
+at Monvoisin. Now tobacco has been vaunted as a palliative to persons in
+this emotional state. Liquid remedies, described by the vulgar-minded as
+"a drop of something short," or, more tersely, "a wet," have been
+recommended as tending to induce a healthier state of mind. But there is
+one specific remedy which never fails, and to this by tacit consent we at
+once resorted.
+
+Even as one touch of nature has been stated, on reliable authority, to
+make the whole world kin, so may one touch of a lucifer match, if
+discreetly applied beneath well-seasoned logs, induce even in the most
+irritable and wearied individual a change of feeling and a calm
+contentment. As the logs crackled and spluttered, hissing like angry cats,
+so did the prescription purge away, if not the evil humours, at any rate
+the ill-humour engendered by sore feet and damp raiment, till it vanished
+with the smoke up the chimney. As a matter of actual fact, however, it
+ought to be stated that the greater part of the smoke at first made its
+way into the room. Before long, assisted by a passable dinner, which acts
+on such conditions of mind as do the remedies known to the learned in
+medicine as "derivatives," we waxed monstrous merry. We laughed heartily
+at our own jokes, and with almost equal fervour at those of other people--a
+very creditable state of feeling, as any who have associated much with
+facetiously disposed folk will be ready to acknowledge. As the evening
+wore on, and the fire burnt lower, we became more silent and thoughtful,
+watching the pale blue and green tongues of flame licking round the
+charred logs. There is a pleasure, too, in this state. No one felt
+disposed to break the charm of thoughtfulness in the company by throwing
+on fresh fuel. The fire had done its work, had helped matters on, had left
+things a little better than it found them--an epitome of a good and useful
+life. The embers fell together at last, throwing up but a few short-lived
+sparks; nothing remained but the recollection of what had been once so
+bright, and a heap of ashes--a fit emblem; for one of the party who was the
+life and soul of the expedition can never again join in body with us in
+the Alps, or revisit those Alpine midlands he loved so keenly. We rose
+from our seats and threw back the curtains from the window. The mists had
+vanished, and with them all doubt and all uncertainty, while the stream of
+light from the full moon seemed a promise of peace and rest from
+elsewhere.
+
+(M116)
+
+At an early period of a walk there is always the greatest objection to
+putting forth exertion, the result of which has almost immediately to be
+undone. That man is indeed robust, and possessed of three times the
+ordinary amount of brass, if he fails not to find it distasteful to walk
+up a hill at the end of an expedition, or down one at the commencement.
+The drawback to the commanding position of the hotel at Monvoisin lies in
+the fact that it is absolutely necessary to descend the hill to begin
+with, which always seems a sinful waste of energy, seeing that the grass
+slopes opposite, which are steep, have immediately afterwards to be
+climbed. The natural grass steps looked inviting, but in the language of
+the Portuguese dialogue book we found them all either "too long or much
+short." One ascent over a grass slope is very much like another, and
+description in detail would be as wearisome as the slopes themselves often
+prove. Yet it is worthy of notice that there is an art to be acquired even
+in climbing grass slopes. We had more than one opportunity on the present
+occasion of seeing that persons look supremely ridiculous if they stumble
+about, and we noticed also that, like a bowler when he has delivered a
+long hop to the off for the third time in one over, the stumbler
+invariably inspects the nails in his boots, a proceeding which deceives no
+one. It is quite easy to judge of a man's real mountaineering capacity by
+the way in which he attacks a steep grass slope. The unskilful person, who
+fancies himself perfectly at home amongst the intricacies of an ice-fall,
+will often candidly admit that he never can walk with well-balanced
+equilibrium on grass, a form of vegetable which, it might be thought in
+many instances of self-sufficient mountaineers, would naturally suit them.
+There is often real danger in such places, and not infrequently the wise
+man will demand the use of the rope, especially when there are any tired
+members among the party. There is no better way of learning how to
+preserve a proper balance on a slope than by practising on declivities of
+moderate steepness, and it is astonishing to find how often those who
+think they have little to learn, or, still worse, believe that there is
+nothing to learn, will find themselves in difficulties on a mountain-side,
+and forced to realise that they have got themselves into a rather
+humiliating position. We may have seen before now, all of us,
+distinguished cragsmen to whom an ascent of the Weisshorn or Matterhorn
+was but a mere stroll, utterly pounded in botanical expeditions after
+Edelweiss, and compelled to regain a position of security by very
+ungraceful sprawls, or, worse still, have to resort to the unpardonable
+alternative of asking for assistance. It is on such places that the skill
+born of constant practice is best shown in the peasant as contrasted with
+the amateur; but the latter could easily acquire the art, were he not, as
+a rule, too high and mighty to do so. It is a great point, too, if the
+expedition is to be thoroughly enjoyed, to transport one's self over the
+earlier part of the day's climb with the least possible amount of
+exertion. The art possibly resembles that which, I am told, is acquired by
+those of ill-regulated minds, whom the force of circumstances and the
+interests of society compel to exercise themselves for a certain number of
+hours daily in that form of unproductive labour exemplified in the machine
+known as the treadmill. No doubt the very ardent mountaineer might find
+that facilities would be accorded to him during such time as he cannot
+visit the Alps of practising this art in the manner indicated.
+
+(M117)
+
+Before long, the smooth unbroken snow slope leading up to the Col du Mont
+Rouge, glistening like a sheet of amber-coloured satin in the light of
+early dawn, came into sight. One of the party, who had complained
+throughout of the slow pace at which he had been going, and who was
+already far ahead, now went through a singular performance. Conceiving
+that he would stimulate us to greater exertion by displaying his own
+agility, he suddenly shot forth, as an arrow from the bow, and ran at
+great speed on to the snow slope. But he had misjudged the hardness of the
+snow. It fell out, therefore, that after two or three curious flounders
+his limbs suddenly shot out to all points of the compass. A desperate
+effort to recall his members under control resulted only in his suddenly
+coiling up into a little round ball, like a spider in a state of
+nervousness, and in that shape descending with considerable momentum, and
+not a few bumps, down the slope over some knobby stones and on to a
+fortunately placed little grass ledge. When we joined him a few minutes
+later, he observed unblushingly that he had found a capital place for
+breakfast. So have I seen a skater, after performing a few exercises of a
+somewhat violent nature, resembling the dances performed by nigger
+minstrels wearing excessively long boots, suddenly sit down and instantly
+adjust a perfectly correctly applied strap. On resuming our journey the
+agile member was firmly secured with a rope, for fear, as we told him,
+that he should become possessed with a sudden idea to hunt for a suitable
+place for luncheon by resorting to his previous tactics. Somewhat
+crestfallen, he took a place in the rear of the caravan, and condescended
+to make use of the little notches scraped out by the leader in the hard
+snow.
+
+(M118)
+
+A few minutes later the full sunlight of early morning burst upon us, and
+produced, as it always does on such occasions, a feeling of supreme
+contempt for those slothful individuals who had not got up as early as we
+had. This moment of exhilaration is often the very best of a whole
+expedition, and is apt to lead, I know not why, to an ebullition of
+feeling, which usually takes the form of horse-play and practical joking.
+A series of gentle slopes led us up to the Col. Our ascent took us
+gradually round the base of the Ruinette, and we cast anxious glances to
+our right to see if any practicable line of rocks could be made out. The
+mountain is tolerably steep from this side, but the rocks are broken and
+were bare of snow. On the summit of the Col the party divided, the agile
+person and some of the others deciding that they would go straight on to
+Arolla, while Burgener and I bespoke the services of the porter, and made
+straight for the long buttress of rock running down almost directly to the
+Col on the north-west face of the mountain. Half an hour's complicated
+scrambling resulted in our attaining a little level plateau of rock on the
+ridge. As we looked down on to the great snow-field from which the Gtroz
+glacier takes its origin, we perceived, far away, the forms of our
+companions looking like a flight of driven grouse about a quarter of a
+minute after the sportsman has missed them with both barrels. No doubt
+they were enjoying themselves thoroughly, but from our point of view the
+sight of some four or five individuals walking along at ten-foot intervals
+with bowed heads and plodding gait did not suggest any very consummate
+pleasure. Rejoicing, therefore, that they were making nice tracks for us
+to follow later in the day, we turned again to the rocks above. Following
+always the ridge, we clambered straight up, and found opportunities for
+very pretty gymnastics (that is, from our own point of view) on this part
+of the mountain. Our object was to select rocks that would give good
+practice in climbing, rather than to pick out the easiest possible line,
+and as a result we got into more than one difficult place, difficult
+enough at any rate to demand much conversation on the part of the guides.
+In about three hours from the Col we found ourselves looking over the
+arte on to the southern side of the mountain with a very compact and
+varied view in all directions. Close by, the long ridge of the Serpentine
+formed a fine foreground, and a wide expanse of glacier district made up a
+tolerably wild panorama. A few minutes' climbing along the crest landed us
+above a deep notch filled in with soft snow. Into this we plunged, and in
+another minute or two stood on the summit of the Ruinette. So far as we
+knew at the time, the mountain had not previously been ascended from the
+northern side, and, indeed, the peak does not appear to be visited nearly
+so often as it deserves. Following for the most part the same line as that
+taken during the ascent, we regained, in about a couple of hours, the Col.
+Here we hunted diligently, seeking what we might devour, and feeling sure
+that our friends would have left us something as a reward for our energy.
+It transpired, however, subsequently, that the agile person's exertions
+had provoked in him such an appetite that there was little if anything to
+leave, so we followed the tracks laid out in the snow, noticing with some
+concern that one member of the previous party had sunk at every step some
+eighteen inches deeper into the soft compound than anybody else. By the
+marks on the snow we perceived, also, that he had trailed his axe along by
+his side, a sure sign of weariness. By sunset we had gained the Pas de
+Chvres, and ran gaily down the gentle slope towards the hotel. A little
+distance from the building we came so suddenly upon a manly form,
+outstretched, like a stranded star-fish, on a mossy bank, that we almost
+leaped upon his stomach. Yet he moved not, and was apparently wrapped in
+slumber. We stopped and crept cautiously up to survey him more closely. It
+was the agile person.
+
+
+
+
+ 2. _A Little Maiden._
+
+
+(M119)
+
+In the old days of mountaineering, Saas was a place more often talked
+about than visited. The beauty of the scenery around was indeed
+unquestionable, the number of expeditions of every degree of difficulty
+seemed almost without limit, first-rate guides could be obtained with
+ease, and yet there was never any difficulty in finding quarters in the
+hotels. In ascending the main valley from Visp the great stream of
+travellers divided at Stalden into a large stream that made its way to
+Zermatt and a little rivulet that meandered along the much finer valley
+towards Saas and the Mattmark. It thus fell out that, notwithstanding a
+small body of indefatigable mountaineers had explored the higher peaks and
+passes on both sides of the valley with tolerable completeness, there was
+left a considerable number of smaller expeditions capable of providing
+good amusement for the climber desirous of acquiring fame or of exploring
+the less known districts. In these days, when the soaring ambition of
+mountaineers has led them to climb heights far greater than any found in
+the Alps, an account of an expedition of an unimportant peak may seem out
+of place. Indeed, its details were so devoid of sensational incident that
+the recital may be dull; but, as will appear directly, that is not the
+writer's fault; at any rate, he ventures to give it, for the same reason
+that invariably prompts youthful authors to write unnecessary books; that
+is, as they say in their preface, to supply a want long felt--a want, it
+may be stated, usually felt in their own pockets and nowhere else.
+
+With every respect to the older generation of mountaineers, they are much
+to blame in one matter. The stock of Alpine jokes is scanty; indeed, a
+well-read author can get them all, with a little arrangement, into the
+compass of one short description of a day in the mountains. Again, the
+number of Alpine subjects lending themselves to facetiousness is but
+small. The supply has been proved beyond question entirely inadequate to
+meet the demand, but former writers have recklessly drawn on this limited
+stock and entirely exhausted the topics, if not the readers. Some
+allowance may therefore be made when the position is considered, and it is
+realised that the writer is endeavouring to patch together a fabric with
+materials almost too threadbare for use, and that he is compelled wholly
+to pass by such attractive topics as the early start and consequent
+ill-temper, the dirty porter, the bergschrund, the use of tobacco, or the
+flea. The last-mentioned beast is in fact now universally prohibited from
+intrusion into polite Alpine literature; he has had his day. But why? he
+has surely some right to the place. An eminent French composer(6) has
+written a ballad in his honour; but though, as old Hans Andersen wrote, he
+was much thought of at one time, and occupied a high position, seeing that
+he was in the habit of mixing with the human race, and might even have
+royal blood in his veins, yet he is now deposed. I cannot forbear from
+paying a last tribute to the memory of a departing, though formerly
+constant, companion. To find oneself obliged to cut the acquaintance of a
+friend whom I have fed with my own hand must give rise to some qualms.
+
+Unfortunately, too, the older writings are too well known of many to be
+dished up again in altered form, like a Sunday dinner in the suburbs; so
+that even the most common form of originality, videlicet, forgetfulness of
+the source from which you are borrowing, is forbidden. Plagiarism is a
+crime that seldom is allowed to pass undetected. There are many people in
+this world possessed of such a small amount of originality themselves,
+that they spend their whole time in searching for the want of that quality
+in others. The human inhabitants of the ark, unless they made the most of
+their unexampled opportunities for the study of natural history, must have
+become desperately bored with each other, and no doubt, when set free,
+said all the good things, each in their own independent nucleus of
+commencing society, which they had heard while immured. On the whole, it
+is fortunate for writers that the period known as the dark ages came to
+pass; it allowed those who commenced their career on this side of the
+hiatus to make, on the old lines, a perfectly fresh start.
+
+(M120)
+
+Perhaps no country in the world has had the minute topography of its
+uninhabited districts so thoroughly worked out as Switzerland. Beyond
+question the orography is more accurately given than anywhere else; in
+this respect, indeed, no other country can compare with it. It might seem,
+even to those who have studied the matter, almost impossible to find any
+corner of the Alps that has not been described; and the discovery that a
+few superficial square yards of Swiss territory, arranged on an incline,
+had not been discussed in detail came upon the writer with somewhat of a
+shock. It was clearly somebody's duty to rectify the omission and fill the
+gap; whether the expedition was of importance from any point of view, or
+whether any one in the wide world had the smallest desire to read a
+description of it, was a matter of no moment whatever. There was a vacuum,
+and it was a thing abhorrent. The mountain, to which reference is made
+above, lies east of Saas, and is known to such of the inhabitants as have
+any knowledge of geography as the Portienhorn. Substantially this peak is
+the highest point of a long rocky ridge running north and south, and
+called the Portien Grat.
+
+(M121)
+
+One fine evening we sat outside the inn at Saas just before dinner,
+seriously discussing the prospect of climbing this mountain. The guides
+were of opinion that we ought to sleep out, and surmised that the rocks
+might be found much more difficult than they looked. With some reluctance
+on our part their views were allowed to prevail on the point, and they
+started off in triumph, promising to return and report when all the
+necessary preparations for starting should be completed, while we went in
+to prepare ourselves for the next day by an early dinner. The inn in those
+days was somewhat rude, and the cuisine was not remarkable save for the
+extraordinary faculty possessed by the chef for cooking anything that
+happened to come in his way, and reducing it all to the same level of
+tastelessness. On the present occasion, however, stimulated, no doubt, by
+certain critical rebukes, he had determined to surpass himself. Towards
+the end of the repast, as we sat chewing some little wooden toothpicks,
+which were found to have more flavour than anything else placed on the
+table, we heard the chef cross the yard and go into a certain little
+outhouse. A few minutes later a subtle and delicate aroma made its way
+into the apartment, leading us, after a few interrogative sniffs, to get
+up and close the window. Gradually the savour became more pronounced, and
+one of the party gave expression to his opinion that there was now
+satisfactory proof of the accuracy of his constant statement that the
+drains were out of order. Gradually intensifying, the savour assumed the
+decided character of a smell, and we looked out of window to see in which
+direction the cemetery lay. Stronger and stronger grew the perception as
+steps came mounting up the stairs; the door opened, and all doubt was set
+at rest as the chef entered, bearing proudly a large cheese. In a moment,
+to his dismay, he was left undisputed master of the apartment.
+
+(M122)
+
+We left Saas equipped as for a serious expedition. A stout rustic, who was
+the most preternaturally ugly man I ever saw, led the way; he had a very
+large mouth and an odd-shaped face, so that he resembled a frog with a
+skewer wedged across inside his cheeks. On his back he bore a bag full of
+very spiky straw, which the guides said was a mattress. In about an hour's
+time we arrived at a carelessly built chalet on the Almagel Alp, of which
+the outside was repulsive and the inside revolting. But the experienced
+mountaineer, on such occasions, is not easily put out, and exhibits very
+little astonishment at anything he may see, and none at anything that he
+may smell. The hut consisted of a single apartment, furnished with a
+fireplace and a bed. The fireplace was situated in the centre of the room;
+the couch was separated by a dilapidated hoarding from a shed tenanted by
+a cow of insatiable appetite--indeed, it may have been originally designed
+as a manger. The bed, which accommodated apparently the family of the
+tenant, was found on actual measurement to be forty-eight inches in length
+and twenty in width; nevertheless the two guides packed themselves into
+it, adopting in their recumbent position the theory that if you keep your
+head and your feet warm you are all right. By the flickering gleams of
+firelight it could be perceived through the smoke that these were the only
+portions of their frames actually in the bed owing to its excessive
+shortness; but guides share, with babies in perambulators, a happy faculty
+of being able to sleep peacefully whatever be the position of their heads.
+The dispossessed family of the tenant would not submit, notwithstanding
+strong remarks, to summary eviction, and watched our proceedings with much
+interest. It was pointed out to them that curiosity was a vicious quality,
+that it had been defined as looking over other people's affairs and
+overlooking one's own, and that, on the whole, they had better retire,
+which they did reluctantly, to a little shed in which was a large copper
+pot with other cheese-making accessories. Apparently they spent the night
+in scouring the copper pot.
+
+The mattress proved to be so tightly packed that it was easier, on the
+whole, to lie awake under it than to sleep on the top of it, and less
+painful. About 4 A.M. one of the guides incautiously moved his head, and
+having thus disturbed his equilibrium fell heavily on to the floor.
+Thereupon he woke up and said it was time to start. We bade a cheerful
+adieu to our host, who was obtaining such repose as could be got by the
+process of leaning against the doorpost, and made our way upwards.
+
+On the south side of the Portienhorn a long and rough rocky ridge,
+preserving a tolerably uniform height, extends as far as the Sonnighorn.
+Ultimately the ridge, still running in a southerly direction, curves
+slightly round to the west up to the Monte Moro, and thus forms the head
+of the Saas valley. There are several unimportant peaks in this ridge
+perhaps equally worthy, with the Portienhorn, of a place in literature;
+but of all the points south of the Weissmies this Portienhorn is perhaps
+the most considerable, and certainly the most difficult of access. At any
+rate, we climbed the peak, and this is how we did it.
+
+(M123)
+
+It was clear that the southern ridge was more feasible than the northern
+one, which drops to a col known as the Zwischbergen Pass, and then rises
+again to merge into the mass of the Weissmies. The whole of the western
+slope of the Portienhorn is covered by the Rothblatt Glacier, the ice of
+which is plastered up against its sides. We kept to the left of the
+termination of this glacier, and after a brief look round turned our steps
+away from the rock buttress forming the northern boundary of the glacier,
+though we were of opinion that we might by this line ascend the mountain;
+but we nevertheless selected the southern ridge, on the same principle
+that the sportsman, perfectly capable of flying across any obstacle,
+however high, sometimes, out of consideration no doubt for his horse,
+elects to follow somebody else through a gap. In good time we reached a
+point about halfway up the side of the mountain, and halted at the upper
+edge of a sloping patch of snow. It was fortunate that we had ample time
+to spare, for considerable delay was experienced here. Burgener had become
+newly possessed of a remarkable knife, which he was perpetually taking out
+of his pocket and admiring fondly; in fact, it provided material for
+conversation to the guides for the whole day. The knife was an intricate
+article, and strikingly useless, being weak in the joints; but
+nevertheless Burgener was vastly proud of the weapon, and valued it as
+much as an ugly man does a compliment. In the middle of breakfast the
+treasure suddenly slipped out of his hand, and started off down the slope.
+With a yell of anguish he bounded off after it, and went down the rocks in
+a manner and at a pace that only a guide in a state of excitement can
+exhibit. The incident was trivial, but it impressed on me the
+extraordinary powers of sure-footedness and quickness on rocks that a good
+guide possesses. An amateur might have climbed after these men the whole
+day, and have thought that he was nearly as good as they, but he could no
+more have gone down a couple of hundred feet as this guide did without
+committing suicide, than he could have performed a double-three backwards
+the first time he put on skates. He might, indeed, have gone backwards,
+but he would not have achieved his double-three. Turning northwards the
+moment we were on the arte, we made our way, with a good deal of
+scrambling, upwards. The rocks were firm and good, and, being dry, gave no
+great difficulty. Still they were far from easy, and now and again there
+were short passages sufficiently troublesome to yield the needed charm to
+a mountain climb, difficult enough at any rate to make us leave our axes
+behind and move one at a time. But how have the times altered since our
+expedition was made! Nowadays such a climb would be more fitly mentioned
+casually after dinner as "a nice little walk before church," "a capital
+after-breakfast scramble," "a stroll strongly recommended to persons of an
+obese habit," and so forth. Nevertheless, there is a very distinct
+pleasure in climbing up a peak of this sort--greater, perhaps, than may be
+found on many of the more highly rated, formidable, and, if the truth be
+told, fashionable mountains; for the expedition was throughout
+interesting, and the contrast between the view to the west where the
+Mischabelhrner reared up their massive forms, and to the east looking
+towards Domo d'Ossola and the Italian lake district, was one to repay a
+climber who has eyes as well as limbs. The crest was in places tolerably
+sharp, and we were forced at times to adopt the expedient, conventionally
+supposed to be the only safe one in such cases, of bestriding the rock
+edge. It should be stated, however, that, as usual on such occasions, when
+we desired to progress we discarded this position, and made our way
+onwards in the graceful attitude observed at the seaside in those who are
+hunting on the sand for marine specimens. And thus we arrived ultimately
+at the top, where we gave way to a properly regulated amount of subdued
+enthusiasm, proportionate to the difficulty and height of the vanquished
+mountain. No trace of previous travellers could be found on the summit. It
+was a maiden ascent. Doubtless the mythical and ubiquitous chamois-hunter
+had been up before us, for at the time I write of the district was noted
+for chamois; but even if he had, it makes no difference. We have found it
+long since necessary to look upon ascents stated to have been made by
+chamois-hunters as counting for nothing, and in the dearth of new peaks in
+the Alps, have to resort to strange devices and strained ideas for
+novelty. Thus, a mountain in the present day can be the means of bringing
+glory and honour to many climbers. For instance:--
+
+A climbs it First ascent.
+B ascends it First recorded ascent.
+C goes up it First ascent from the other side.
+D combines A and C's First time that the peak has been "colled."
+ expedition
+E scrambles up the First ascent by the E.N.E. arte.
+ wrong way
+F climbs it in the First ascent by an Englishman, or first
+ ordinary way ascent without guides.
+G is dragged up by his First real ascent; because all the others
+ guides were ignorant of the topographical details,
+ and G's peak is nearly three feet higher than
+ any other point.
+
+Many more might be added; probably in the future many more will, for, in
+modern mountaineering phrase, the Portienhorn "goes all over." By 4 P.M.
+we were back again in the Saas valley.
+
+It seems, as I write, only yesterday that all this happened. But a regular
+revolution has really taken place. There can be no question, I think, that
+fewer real mountaineers are to be found in the old "playground" than
+formerly. Still, there are not wanting climbers, all of them apparently of
+the first rank. For among the high Alps now, even as on the dramatic stage
+of to-day, there are no amateurs.
+
+(M124)
+
+A curious human fungus that has grown up suddenly of late is the
+emancipated schoolboy spoken of by a certain, principally feminine, clique
+of admirers as "such a wonderful actor, you know." Very learned is he in
+the technicalities of the stage. The perspiring audience in the main
+drawing-room he alludes to as "those in front." He knows what "battens"
+are, and "flies," and "tormentors," and "spider-traps." He endeavours to
+imitate well-known actors, but does not imitate the laborious process by
+which these same artists arrive at successful results. But we all know
+him, and are aware also, at any rate by report, of his overweening vanity,
+and the manner in which he intrudes his conception of "Hamlet" or
+"Richelieu" on a longsuffering public. Without the slightest knowledge
+technically of how to walk, talk, sit down, go off, or come on, he rushes
+on the boards possessed solely of such qualifications for his task as may
+arise in a brain fermenting with conceit. Critics he regards as persons
+existing solely for the purpose of crushing him, and showing ill-tempered
+hostility born of envy. The judicious, if they accept and weakly avail
+themselves of orders, can but grieve and marvel that there should exist
+that curious state of folly which prompts a man to exhibit it before the
+world, or even to thrust it upon his fellow-creatures. Some men are born
+foolish--a pity, no doubt, but the circumstances are beyond their own
+control; some achieve a reputation for lack of wisdom, and even make it
+pay; but some thrust their folly on others, and to such no quarter need be
+given. The self-constituted exponent of a most difficult art is not a whit
+more ridiculous than the boy or man who rushes at a difficult peak before
+he has learnt the elements of mountaineering science. A man may become a
+good amateur actor if he will consent to devote his leisure to
+ascertaining what there is to learn, and trying to learn it; and a man may
+become a good mountaineer by adopting the same line of action. But this is
+rarely the case. Too often they forget that, as a late president of the
+Alpine Club remarked, "life is a great opportunity, not to be thrown away
+lightly." It is said sometimes by unreflecting persons that such
+institutions as the Alpine Club are responsible for the misfortunes and
+calamities that have arisen from time to time, and may still arise. But
+there has been a good example set if recruits would only turn to it; for
+the mountaineers in the old style, speaking of a generation that climbs
+but little in these days, did what it is the fashion now to call their
+"work" thoroughly--too thoroughly and completely, perhaps, to please
+altogether their successors. Novelty in the mountains of Switzerland may
+be exhausted, but there are still too many expeditions of which, because
+they have been done once or twice, the danger is not adequately
+recognised. If these remarks, written in no captious spirit, but rather
+with the strongest desire to lay stress on truths that are too often
+ignored, should lead any aspiring but unpractised mountaineer to pause and
+reflect before he tries something beyond his strength and capabilities,
+some little good will at least have been done. It is not that the rules
+are unknown; they are simple, short, ready to hand, and intelligible; but
+the penalty that may be exacted for breaking any of them is a terribly
+heavy one--_absit omen._
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VIII.
+
+
+ A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY
+
+
+ Long "waits" and entr'actes--The Mont Buet as an unknown
+ mountain--We hire carriages--A digression on a stationary vehicle--A
+ straggling start--The incomplete moralist--The niece to the
+ moralist--A discourse on gourmets--An artistic interlude--We become
+ thoughtful, and reach the height of sentiment and the top of the
+ Mont Buet--Some other members of the party--The mountaineers
+ perform--How glissading ambition did o'erleap itself--A vision on
+ the summit--The moralist leaves us for a while--Entertainment at the
+ Brard Chalet--View of the Aiguille Verte--The end of the journey.
+
+
+A fair critic--in the matter of sex--discussing a recently published work
+with the author, remarked that it was the most charming book she had ever
+read. "I was told it would not interest me," she remarked most seriously
+to him, "but really I found it delightful: there are such lovely wide
+margins to the pages, you know." On much the same principle a highly
+intelligent lady, noted for her theatrical discrimination, once remarked
+that she liked those theatres best which afforded the longest entr'actes.
+So in the Alps we felt from time to time the necessity, between the more
+stirring episodes resulting from higher mountaineering, to interpose minor
+expeditions, on which no less care and thought was often lavished to make
+them worthy of pursuit. These were our entr'actes. Of such expeditions it
+is customary to say that they are the most enjoyable of any undertaken.
+Without going so far as this, it may be conceded that they have a pleasure
+of their own, and it is at least no more difficult to discover a novel
+form of sub-Alpine expedition than to vary the details of a big climb. One
+of these episodes, undertaken while we were barred from the higher
+mountains by a fall of snow, consisted in a night attack on the Mont Buet.
+
+(M125)
+
+Now the Mont Buet, although it lies close to the regular highway to
+Chamouni from the Rhone valley, is a peak but rarely even seen of the
+ordinary tourist; and, considering the numbers of our countrymen that
+flock to the village whence they imagine that they see the summit of Mont
+Blanc, the English folk who make the ascent are strangely few. Yet the
+walk is not a laborious one; not more fatiguing, for example, than the
+tramp from Martigny to Chamouni over the Col de Balme on a hot day.
+Fashion in the mountains is very conservative, and probably it is too late
+in the day now to hope that this mountain will ever gain all the
+reputation it deserves, for, though comparatively unknown, its praises
+have been by no means left unsung. Possibly the lowness of the guides'
+tariff for the peak may have something to do with the matter, and may
+serve to explain why it is so much left out in the cold; for this is a
+very potent agent in determining the attractiveness of special localities.
+How many go to Chamouni, and never wander along one of the most beautiful
+sylvan paths in the Alps, that leads to the Glacier des Bossons through
+the woods, where the view, as the spectator suddenly finds himself
+confronted with the huge stream of pure glacier, topped by a most
+magnificent ice-fall, and backed by the crags of the Aiguille du Midi,
+compares by no means unfavourably with the more frequently photographed
+panorama from the Montanvert. Ask a dozen persons at haphazard who are
+staying at Chamouni where the Mont Buet is, and ten out of the number will
+be unable to answer you. But the pictures hung on the line are not
+invariably the best in an exhibition; and the Mont Buet is a masterpiece,
+so to speak, "skied."
+
+(M126)
+
+Our party that summer at Chamouni was a large one, for we had stayed a
+long time in the hotel, and knew, as the phrase goes, a great many to
+speak to--quite a different thing to answering for them. We conceived the
+plan of so timing our modest expedition as to arrive on the summit of the
+Mont Buet about sunset. It was agreed by some members of the party that it
+would be "such fun, you know," to come down in the dark. The inference to
+be gathered from this is that the party was not exclusively composed of
+the male sex. Two of us, reputed to be good at a bargain, were deputed to
+charter carriages to convey the members of the expedition up to
+Argentire, where the ascent commenced. The carriages of Chamouni, though
+no doubt practical and well suited to the mountain roads, were not found
+to be of uniform excellence. Availing ourselves of a proper introduction,
+we made the temporary acquaintance of an individual interested officially
+in vehicular traffic, who possessed that remarkable insight into character
+noticeable in all who are concerned with horses, and knew exactly what we
+wanted without any preliminary explanation on our part. "Voil votre
+affaire," he said, and indicated a machine that would have been out of
+date when the first _char--banc_ was constructed. We inquired if the
+somewhat unsavoury load (it had, apparently, been in recent requisition
+for farming purposes) which the cart contained might be removed, and he
+said there was no objection to this. "See," said the proprietor, "the
+seats have backs." "But they tip up," we remonstrated. "That is nothing,"
+rejoined the proprietor; "they can be tied down: the carriage is good, and
+has gone many miles. However, Monsieur is evidently particular; he shall
+be satisfied. Behold!" and the proprietor threw open the creaking door of
+a shed, and revealed to our gaze a pretentious landau with faded linings
+and wheels which did not seem to be circular. This "machine," he assured
+us, it would be hard to equal for locomotive purposes. Two strange beasts
+were connected to it, chiefly, as it seemed, by bits of string. One of the
+animals was supported on two very puffy hind legs and two very tremulous
+fore-legs, and seemed perpetually on the point of going down on its knees
+to supplicate that it might be allowed to go no further. Its companion was
+a horse of the most gloomy nature, that no amount of chastisement could
+stir from a despondent and pensive frame of mind. Both these treasures had
+a capacity for detecting an upward incline that was marvellously acute.
+Then there was a structure like a magnified perambulator, of which one
+wheel was afflicted with a chronic propensity for squeaking, while the
+other described a curious serpentine track as it rolled along. Not being,
+however, in any particular hurry, we decided to avail ourselves of such
+assistance as these vehicles might afford, and did, as a matter of fact,
+ultimately reach our destination, if not in, at least with them.
+
+(M127)
+
+From Argentire we followed the familiar track of the Tte Noire for some
+little distance, and then bore away to the left up the valley leading
+towards the Brard Chalet. The party, which had kept well together for the
+first few minutes after parting with the carriages, were soon straggling
+off in every direction, and the chief organiser of the expedition,
+desperately anxious lest some should go astray and be no more found, ran
+to and fro from one little group to another, and got into a highly
+excitable frame of mind, like a busily minded little dog when first taken
+out for a walk. Chief among the more erratic members was an elderly person
+who had, unwisely, been asked to join the party for no very definite
+reason, but because some one had said that it would be obviously
+incomplete without him. The old gentleman had no previous experience of
+mountain walks, but had very complete theories on the subject. He had made
+great preparations for his day's climb, had carefully dieted himself the
+day previously, and was not a little proud of his equipment and attire. He
+was furnished with a spiked umbrella, a green tin box, and a particularly
+thin pair of boots; for he wished to prove the accuracy of a theory that
+man, being descended from the apes, might properly use his feet as
+prehensile members, and he held that this additional aid would prove
+valuable on rocks. It was currently reported, notwithstanding his
+loquacity, that he was a very wise person, and indeed he dropped hints
+himself, which he was much annoyed if we did not take, on the subject of a
+projected literary work. We were given to understand that the publishers
+were all hankering after the same, and he had a manner in conversation of
+tentatively quoting passages and watching eagerly for the effects. He was
+known to us as the incomplete moralist, and proved to be a very didactic
+person.
+
+(M128)
+
+But this was not all; there was one other member of the party, who may be
+described, as in the old-fashioned list of the "Dramatis Person," as
+"niece to the moralist." Somehow or another, she seemed to lead
+everything; instinctively all gave way to her wishes, and even the chief
+organiser looked to her for confirmation of his opinions before
+enunciating them with decision. Bright, impulsive, wilful, she led the
+moralist, subjectively speaking, whither she would, and he had no chance
+at all. "She ought not to have come at all on such an expedition," he
+said, looking at the light, fragile form ahead; "but you know you can't
+persuade a butterfly to take systematic exercise, and everything seems to
+give her so much pleasure;" and here the moralist looked rather wistful,
+and somehow the artificiality seemed to fade away from him for the moment.
+"Such of us," he resumed, "as stay long enough in this world cease to have
+much hopefulness; and when that quality shows up too strong in the young,
+such as that child yonder, somehow I don't think they often----" Here he
+paused abruptly, and, selecting a meat lozenge from a store in his tin
+box, put it into his mouth and apparently swallowed it at once; at any
+rate, he gulped down something. It must be allowed that the moralist had
+done his best to prevent his charge from accompanying the party. She had
+been reminded of what learned doctors had said, that she was not to exert
+herself; that certain persons, vaguely alluded to, would be very angry,
+and so forth. The moralist had been talked down in two minutes. He might
+as well have pointed out to the little budding leaflets the unwisdom of
+mistaking warm days in March for commencing summer; and, finally, he had
+surrendered at discretion, fencing himself in with some stipulations as to
+warm cloaks, "this once only," and the like, which he knew would not be
+attended to. So she came, and her eager brightness shed a radiance over
+the most commonplace objects, and infected the most prosaic of the party,
+even a young lady of varied accomplishments, who distinguished herself
+later on. After all, if the flame burned a little more brightly at the
+expense of a limited stock of fuel, was there anything to regret? Tone
+down such brightness as hers was, and you have but an uncut diamond, or a
+plant that may possibly last a little longer because its blossom, its
+fruit, and with them its beauties, have been cut off to preserve the dull
+stem to the utmost. Check the natural characteristics and outflow of such
+natures, and you force them to the contemplation of what is painful and
+gloomy. You bring them back fully to this world, and it is their greatest
+privilege to be but half in it, and to have eyes blind to the seamy side.
+The Alpine rose-glow owes its fascination to the fact that we know it will
+soon fade. So is it with these natures. They are to be envied. We may hold
+it truth with him who sings, "Better fifty years of Europe than a cycle of
+Cathay." But the parallel is not strictly true: the brightness will not
+fade, but will be there to the end, and the streak of sadness running
+through it all gives the fascination. So the wit that approaches nearest
+to pathos touches us most deeply, and is one of the rarest of intellectual
+talents. With what a thrill of mixed, but yet pleasurable, sensation do we
+recall the timely jest of a lost friend. But all this has nothing to do
+with a holiday expedition in the Alps. Still, it must be remembered, we
+were on a sentimental journey in the mountains.
+
+Before long the chief organiser, seizing an opportunity when most of the
+stragglers were within earshot, announced at the top of his voice that
+luncheon would be served on certain flat rocks. This had the immediate
+effect of uniting our scattered forces. The first to arrive (the moralist
+was slow of foot) were some gallant members of the high mountaineering
+fraternity, who throughout the day evinced astounding activity, and an
+unwonted desire to carry burdens on their backs. Secretly they were
+burning with an ambition to display their prowess on some "mauvais pas,"
+or glissade, an ambition rewarded later on in a somewhat remarkable
+manner. The rock was spread, the moralist selected a comfortable place,
+and, stimulated by the appearance of the viands, favoured us with certain
+extracts.
+
+(M129)
+
+"There are many," he observed, holding a large piece of pie to his mouth
+and eyeing it to select an appropriate place for the next bite, "who hold
+that the sense of taste is not one to which we should much minister. I do
+not hold with such;" and here he found the right spot, and for a minute or
+two the thread of his discourse was broken off. "The painter blends
+colours to please the sense of sight; the musician studies harmonies of
+sound to please the ear; each appeals to but one of our imperfect senses,
+and yet we think much of them for so doing; we compliment them, and give
+them the appellation of artists. Now the worthy person who dexterously
+compounded this article, of which, alas! I hold now but little in my hand,
+appeals not to a single but to a twofold sense; he ministers alike to
+taste and to smell, and I must own, after a toilsome walk, with
+commendable results. He is an artist in the highest sense of the word; his
+merits, to my thinking, are but inadequately recognised in this world. I
+am convinced that they will be more so in another. The gourmet's paradise
+shall provide for him a cherubic state of existence; then shall he have
+all the pleasure that the palate can afford without any ill-omened presage
+of subsequent discomfort; for, thrice happy that he will be, digestion
+will be an anatomical impossibility." It may be remarked parenthetically
+that the possession of a gigantic brain had not obviated, in the case of
+the moralist, the deleterious effects of sour wine. But the moralist was
+not, as yet, much of a cherub.
+
+As the speaker showed unmistakable signs of continuing his discourse,
+which had been chiefly directed at a youth of whom we only knew that he
+was some one's brother, if the opportunity were afforded, a sudden and
+general move was made, and the proposal that a short adjournment should
+take place previous to resuming our upward journey found instant favour.
+The chief organiser was by common consent left to pack up. Straightway the
+ladies all produced little sketch-books, and fell very vigorously to
+recording their impressions of the scenery around; whilst the moralist,
+already somewhat stiff, wandered from one group to the other and favoured
+them with his suggestions. The result of half an hour's work with pencil
+and brush was to produce diagrams of certain objects which looked
+uncommonly like telegraph poles with cross bars attached, but which were
+coloured of a vivid green, and were thus obviously intended for fir trees.
+The moralist, not finding that his remarks were met with much favour by
+the artists, selected an ascetic who sat apart from the others, and
+delivered his next discourse into his inattentive but uncomplaining ear.
+
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+
+"It seems strange to me," he remarked, "that those who are wholly unable
+to depict, even in the most elementary manner, the commonplace objects
+around them, are for ever seen in the Alps striving after the most
+impossible art problems. If so great a stimulus is needed, a poor result
+may be confidently anticipated." (Here the moralist made a fourth attempt
+to light a very curious native cigar.) "If it takes the sight of Nature in
+her sublimest phase, as seen in the Alps, to stimulate our friends here to
+show their art, why, then they haven't much of it. A milestone should be
+sufficient for the purpose, but it seems that they require a Matterhorn;
+and it may be gathered, from what I have heard you and your companions
+say, that what is true of Alpine art is true also of Alpine climbing, and
+that the _dilettanti_ will never take the trouble to learn how much there
+is to learn. Our friends here try to paint a glacier, and have not the
+most elementary idea of its anatomy. They represent vast panoramas, and
+know nothing of distance; they----" But here the moralist, in the excitement
+of his discourse, turned a little white, probably from the depth of his
+feelings; and, throwing away his cigar, walked off alone, and was
+discovered shortly after perspiring a good deal, and crumpled up in a
+somewhat limp and helpless state.
+
+The books were packed up, for the sun was setting low, and the party
+wended their way up the steep grass slope till the first great dome of the
+Mont Buet came well into sight. Far ahead was the niece, seemingly
+unconscious of the effects that the exertion of climbing told on her
+slight frame. She was apparently unaware of any companions around, though
+watchful eyes and strong hands were always near lest any mischance should
+befall. She spoke to no one. Nature absorbed all her faculties as she went
+on with cheeks rather flushed, and bright, dilated eyes drinking in every
+object and every point of beauty. As an artist in the exercise of his
+craft makes the outside world acquainted with beauties ever present to his
+eyes, so did the effect on her of the wondrous lights and shades and
+colours around call up new thoughts and reveal fresh marvels in the
+panorama to others, though well acquainted with such Alpine scenes. The
+spell caught one after another, till the whole party, all held by the same
+unsuspected fascination, walked silently on, while the majestic splendour
+around inspired an awe in the mind that even those most familiar with the
+marvels of nature in the mountains had never felt before. The mere
+recognition of the fact that the same thought or emotion is passing
+simultaneously through the minds of many is in itself so striking, that
+the impression so caused will not ever be effaced from the mind. A crowded
+hall is waiting for the advent of the orator of the occasion, and there
+enters an old man whose name and work were familiar to all. Instantly, and
+as if by magic, all present rose to their feet in token of respect. No
+word was spoken, no signal given. The matter may seem slight, but the
+scene was one that those present will never forget. The most hideous part
+of the punishment in the old days to the criminal must have been the
+moment when, as he stepped through the last door, the sea of faces below
+him upturned simultaneously with a howl of execration. And all these
+thoughts were called up by the fact that one consumptive girl was a member
+of our mountain party. Well, such was the case, and it made the expedition
+different in many ways from any that we had ever undertaken, but not
+perhaps the less worthy of remembrance.
+
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+
+"It looks a long way off," observed the moralist, gazing despondently
+upwards. "Do you say that the object of our expedition is to climb up to
+that eminence yonder? I fear lest some of the weaker members of the party
+should fail." (The moralist was now the penultimate member of the party,
+the absolute rear being brought up by one of the guides, who was pushing
+him up with the head of his axe. The youth to whom he was in the habit of
+addressing his discourses had in a revengeful mood offered similar
+assistance; but the youth wore such a saturnine look when he made the
+suggestion, that it was declined hastily with thanks.) "I think that if I
+took a little wine"--here he took all that was left--"this feeling of
+disinclination to move might conceivably pass off, and I could then
+encourage some of the others on what is clearly to them an arduous
+expedition. Ah me! but these little stones are excessively sharp to the
+feet; let us turn off on to the snow. I have heard that it is possible to
+walk uphill on such a medium, and yet scarce recognise the fact." By this
+time most of the party were well on to the first summit, and the glories
+of the sunset, from a point of view which it would be hard to match in all
+the mountains, were beginning to display themselves to the full. The
+higher we ascended the more did the eternal mass of white snow on the
+other side of the valley develop and tower above us. Two or three of the
+more active members were floundering in the deep snow along the ridge
+uniting the two summits, and finding it, if the truth be told, no small
+matter to keep pace with the niece, who skimmed lightly over the surface.
+Gallantry and the desire to keep up their reputation forbade that they
+should fall to the rear, or allow the rope to tighten unduly; but their
+superior mountaineering experience seemed not a little in danger of being
+counterbalanced by their superior weight. All over the rocks on the Sixt
+side a thin grey veil of mist seemed to hang, making the cliffs appear
+still more vertical than nature had moulded them, and tinting the crags at
+the same time with a deep purple colour.
+
+ [Illustration: A VISION ON A SUMMIT]
+
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+
+In the foreground, looking south, the long jagged line of the Aiguilles
+Rouges cut off the view into the Chamouni valley, and threw up still
+higher and more into relief the minor peaks of the Mont Blanc chain. We
+huddled together on the summit, while there seemed hardly time to turn to
+all points of the compass to survey the effects. The emotional members of
+the party came out strong, and the young lady of varied accomplishments,
+who was adjudged by the others to be of poetic temperament, as she was
+fond of alluding rather vaguely to unknown Italian geniuses, burst forth
+into ecstasies. However, one or two of us had rather lost faith in her
+historical knowledge and her profound acquaintance with medival art on
+hearing her discourse learnedly to the vacuous youth on Savonarola as an
+artist of great repute, and on discovering that in the family circle she
+was held in submission by an Italianised English governess--discreetly left
+at the hotel. A formidable person, this preceptress, of austere demeanour,
+with a dyspeptic habit, highly pomatumed ringlets, and evangelistic
+tendencies--a triple combination not infrequently met with. Still, no one
+paid any attention to the accomplished young lady, for an object in the
+foreground of the great picture riveted the gaze of most of us. The niece
+had advanced a few steps from the rest of the party, and stood a little
+apart on the summit ridge of the mountain, her slight form brought out in
+strong relief against the many-tinted sky. The folds of her dress
+fluttered back in the light breeze, and the night wind as it came sighing
+over the crest had loosened her veil and tossed it upwards. Mechanically
+as she raised her hand to draw it back, the thin arm and hand seemed to
+point upwards to something beyond what we could see. Instinctively the
+others all drew back a few paces, and closed in together as they watched
+the motionless form. The sunset glories were more than we could realise,
+but somehow we felt that she was gazing with fixed eyes far, far beyond
+these--into a pure and passionless region, beyond the mental grasp of the
+profoundest theologian depending on his own acquired knowledge. As we
+looked, though she moved no limb, her breath came faster and faster. One
+or two of us made a start forwards, but at that moment the last red glow
+vanished from the belt of fleecy cloud hanging in mid-sky. Lower down, the
+limestone cliffs seemed strangely desolate as the icy hand of night spread
+over them. The breeze suddenly dropped and died away. She stamped her foot
+on the snow, and with a quick movement of the head seemed to come back
+again to the scene around. "Let us go," she said, half petulantly.
+Silently the party arranged themselves in order as we wended our way back
+along the ridge. We had seen a sight that lingered in the mind, and that
+was not easily to be erased from the memory. As we walked along we
+gradually drew closer and closer together, prompted by some feeling that
+all seemed to share alike--as if the recollection of what we had just seen
+had dazed the mind, and brought us face to face with some influence beyond
+our ordinary thoughts, and as if with nearer union we should not feel so
+powerless and insignificant. But the glories of that sunset from the Mont
+Buet, a scene within the reach of all of very moderate walking ability,
+were far beyond the power of any language to describe, and beyond the
+province of any discreet writer to attempt. The twilight gathered in fast,
+and the snow already felt more crisp under foot. The roll-call was held,
+and it was discovered that the only absentees were the moralist and his
+propelling companion. At this point two of the skilled mountaineers of the
+party recognised their opportunity, and were not slow to seize it.
+Secretly they had felt that no suitable occasion had hitherto offered of
+displaying their prowess, so they volunteered to perform a glissade for
+the amusement and instruction of the others. The ladies clapped their
+hands gleefully, and the youth, who did not know how to glissade, looked
+sinister. Accordingly the skilful ones made their way to a steep snow
+slope, and started off with great speed and dexterity, amidst the admiring
+plaudits of the less acrobatically minded members. But the course of their
+true descent did not run entirely smooth, for before half the downward
+journey was accomplished the foremost member was observed suddenly to
+propel himself wildly into the air, performing a remarkable antic--similar
+to those known of street Arabs as cart-wheels--and the remainder of the
+journey to the foot of the slope was performed with about the grace of a
+floating log descending a mountain torrent. Nor was this all; the rearmost
+man, apparently also possessed by an identical frenzy, leaped forth into
+the air at precisely the same spot and in precisely the same manner. Had
+it not been that they were known to be highly skilful and adroit
+mountaineers the impression might have gained ground that the
+circumstances of this part of the descent were not wholly under their own
+control. Ever anxious to investigate the true cause of strange
+occurrences, to their credit be it said that when they had collected their
+wits and emptied their pockets of snow, they mounted up again to the scene
+of the disaster, and discovered the explanation in an entirely imaginary
+stone, which had, beyond doubt, tripped them up.
+
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+
+Somewhat crestfallen, the energetic pair rejoined the rest of the troupe
+and a search was instituted for the moralist. This worthy was discovered,
+astonishingly weary of body but surprisingly active of mind, wedged in a
+narrow rocky niche, so that he looked like the figure of a little "Joss"
+in the carved model of a Japanese temple. It was found necessary to pull
+him vigorously by the legs, in order to straighten out those members
+sufficiently for him to progress upon them. However, he seemed to have
+more to say about the sunset than anybody else, and his description of the
+beauties thereof was so glowing and eloquent, that the idea crossed our
+minds that possibly some of the descriptions we had read in Alpine
+writings of similar scenes might be as authentic as that with which he
+favoured us. "A great point in the Alps," remarked the moralist, after he
+had been securely fastened by a rope to a guide for fear we should lose
+him again, so that he looked like a dancing bear--"a great point in walking
+amongst the Alps is that we learn to use our eyes and look around us. I
+have observed that those who perambulate our native flagstones appear
+perpetually to be absorbed in the contemplation of what lies at their
+feet. Now here, stimulated by the beauties around, man holds, as he should
+do, his head erect, and steps out boldly." At this point a little delay
+was occasioned owing to the abrupt disappearance of the speaker through a
+crust of snow. Some curious rumblings below our feet seemed to imply that
+he had descended to a considerable depth, and was in great personal
+discomfort. In the dim light we could scarcely see what had actually
+happened, but concluded to pull vigorously at the rope as the best means
+of getting our temporarily absent friend out of his difficulties. This we
+succeeded in doing, and a strenuous haul on the cord was rewarded by the
+sudden appearance of two boots through the snow-crust at our feet--a
+phenomenon so unexpected that we relaxed our efforts, with the result that
+the boots immediately disappeared again. A second attempt was more
+successful; an arm and a leg this time came to the surface simultaneously,
+and the moralist was delivered from the snowy recesses broadside on. We
+rearranged his raiment, shook the snow out of the creases of his clothes,
+tied a bath towel round his head, which, for some obscure reason, he had
+brought with him--the towel, not his head--and harnessed him this time
+securely between two members of the party. Possibly from the effects of
+his misadventure, he remained silent for some time, or his flow of
+conversation may have been hindered by the fact that his supporters ran
+him violently down steep places whenever he showed symptoms of commencing
+a fresh dissertation. It was no easy task to find the little hut in the
+darkness, and it was not until after we had blundered about a good deal
+that we caught sight of the beacon light, consisting of a very cheap dip
+exhibited in the window, as a sign that entertainment for man and beast
+might be found within. The moralist, who was always to the fore when the
+subject of refreshment was mentioned, discovered a milking-stool, and
+drawing it in great triumph to the best place in front of the stove, sat
+down on it, with the immediate result that he was precipitated backwards
+into the ash-pan. There we left him, as being a suitable place for
+repentance.
+
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+
+The rest of the party gathered for supper round the festive board, which
+was rather uncertain on its legs, and inclined to tip up. Owing to some
+miscarriage, the larder of the cabane was not well stocked, and all the
+entertainment that could be furnished consisted of one bent-up little
+sausage, exceeding black and dry, and a very large teapot. However, there
+was plenty of fresh milk provided after a short interval, though the
+latter article was not obtained without considerable difficulty, and
+remonstrances proceeding from an adjoining shed, probably due to
+somnolence on the part of the animal from which the supply was drawn.
+Presently a great commotion, as of numerous bodies rolling down a steep
+ladder, was heard, and there appeared at the door a large collection of
+small shock-headed children, who gaped at us in silent wonder. Anxious to
+ascertain the physical effects that might be induced by the consumption of
+the sausage, the moralist, who amongst his many talents had apparently a
+turn for experimental physiology, cut off a block and placed it in the
+open mouth of the eldest of the children. This unexpected favour led to
+the boy's swallowing the morsel whole, and he shortly afterwards retired
+with a somewhat pained expression of countenance; the other members of the
+family followed shortly after in tears, in consequence of the Italianised
+young lady, who possessed a strong fund of human sympathy and a love for
+the picturesque, having made an attempt to conciliate their good-will by
+patting their respective heads, and asking them their names in a
+conjectural _patois_. We were now ready to start again, and demanded of
+our hostess what there was to pay. This request led her to go to the foot
+of the ladder, which represented a staircase, and call out for the
+proprietor. A little black-headed man in response instantly precipitated
+himself down the steps, shot into the apartment, and, without any
+preliminary calculation, named the exact price. On receiving his money he
+scuttled away again like a frightened rabbit, brought the change, jerked
+it down on the table, and darted off again to his slumbers. The whole
+transaction occupied some five-and-twenty seconds.
+
+Part of the programme consisted in descending back to Argentire by
+lantern-light, but the resources of the establishment could only produce
+one battered machine, and it was no easy task with this illumination to
+keep the members of the party from straying away from the narrow path.
+Indeed, several members did part from the rest, curiously enough in pairs;
+but before long we left the narrow defile, and as we passed from under the
+shelter of the slope on our right, and could see across the Chamouni
+valley, we came suddenly in view of the great mass of the Aiguille Verte,
+so suddenly, indeed, that it made us start back for the moment; for,
+illumined by a grey ghostly light, the mountain seemed at first to hang
+right over us. There is, perhaps, no finer view of the Aiguille Verte to
+be obtained than from this point; certainly no finer effects of light and
+shade than were granted by the conditions under which we saw it, could
+have been devised to show the peak off to the best advantage. So long did
+we delay to dwell on the fairy-like scene, that the vacuous youth,
+accompanied by the young lady of varied accomplishments, caught us up and
+joined us quite suddenly, to their exceeding confusion. The youth, without
+being invited to do so, explained, blushing violently the while, that they
+had lost the path in the darkness, and had only been able to regain the
+track by lighting a series of lucifer matches--an entire fiction on his
+part, but condoned, as evincing more readiness of wit than we had
+previously given him credit for. We heard also that their way had been
+barred by a swamp and a mountain stream, which, like gossip, can have had
+no particular origin. The young lady, mindful of the absence of her
+preceptress and consequently heedless of grammar, described the situation
+neatly as being "awfully bogs."
+
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+
+If the expedition had shown us no more than this moonlight effect, the
+reward would have been ample. In truth, from first to last the expedition
+was one which it would be hard to match for variety of interest in all the
+sub-Alpine district. At Argentire we rejoined the carriages, and found
+the horses just a little more inclined for exertion than they had been in
+the morning; their joy at going home seemed to be tempered by the fact
+that they recognised that they would inevitably be called upon to start
+from the same point at no very distant period; and that to return home was
+but to go back to the starting-point for further laborious excursions. But
+their equine tempers seemed thoroughly soured. The Italianised young lady
+was taken in charge by her elder sister, who had completed her education,
+and knew consequently the hollowness of the world and the folly of younger
+sisters' flirtations, and securely lodged in the landau. The youth, after
+an ineffectual attempt to find a place in the same carriage, climbed to
+the box seat of the other vehicle, and relieved his feelings by cracking
+the driver's whip with great dexterity; in fact, we discovered that this
+was one of his principal accomplishments. Not the least satisfactory part
+of the climb, in the estimation of some members of the party, was the fact
+that the moralist had lost his note-book during his imprisonment in the
+crevasse.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IX.
+
+
+ A FRAGMENT
+
+
+ An unauthentic MS.--Solitude on the mountain: its advantages to the
+ historian of the Alps--A rope walk--The crossing of the Schrund--A
+ novel form of avalanche and an airy situation--A towering
+ obstacle--The issue of the expedition in the balance--A very narrow
+ escape--The final rush--Victory!--The perils of the descent--I plunge
+ _in medias res_--A flying descent.
+
+
+The following account is somewhat of a puzzle. It appears to contain
+certain facts of so startling a nature, that the ascent to which they
+refer must unquestionably have been of a very exciting character. The
+details are not so wholly unlike descriptions which have passed the
+searching discrimination of editors, in publications relating more or less
+to Alpine matters, as to warrant the assumption that they are
+fabrications. They do not appear, as far as the writer can ascertain, to
+have been seen in print hitherto; but as all Alpine writings relate but
+rigid matters of fact and actual occurrences, there seems no objection to
+publishing the manuscript, notwithstanding that its authorship is only
+conjectural. It is unfortunate that its fragmentary nature leaves one
+somewhat in doubt as to the actual peak to which the description refers.
+It has been suggested by a plausible commentator, judging from internal
+evidence and the style of writing, that the manuscript of which the
+fragment consists formed part of an account originally intended for some
+work not published in this country, or even, possibly, was primarily
+designed to fill the columns of one of our own daily newspapers during the
+silly season.
+
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+
+"... The day was cloudless, serene, and bright. Only in the immediate
+foreground did the heavy banks, betokening a _tourmente_, sweep around
+with relentless fury. Far above, the towering crags of the majestic peak
+pierced the sky. How to get there! And alone! The situation was sublime;
+yet more, it was fascinating; once again, it was enthralling. Far below
+lay the prostrate bodies of my companions, worn out, wearied, gorged with
+_petit vin_ and sardines. A thought flashed across my mind. Why should I
+not scale alone these heights which had hitherto defied the most
+consummate _intrpides_? In a moment the resolution was taken. For me, for
+me alone, should the laurel wreaths be twined. For me should the booming
+cannon, charged with fifty centimes' worth of uncertain powder, betoken
+victory. For me alone should the assortment of cheap flags which had done
+duty on many previous occasions of rejoicing, be dragged forth. What was
+the expense to a hero when the glow of so magnificent an achievement
+should swell his heart and loosen his purse-strings? The account might
+reach a sum of two and a half, nay, even five francs; but what of that? I
+girded myself with the trusty rope, and, attaching one end lightly to a
+projecting crag twenty feet above, hauled myself in a moment on to the
+eminence. Involuntarily I shot a glance downwards. The scene was
+fearful--one to make the most resolute quail. But there was no time for
+thought, still less for accurate description. A fearfully steep couloir,
+flanked by two yawning bergschrunds, stretched away horizontally right and
+left. How to cross them! It was the work of a moment. Unfastening the knot
+in the rope above me, I threw myself, heart and soul, into the work. Where
+heart and soul are, there must, in the ante-mortem state, be the body
+also. This is logic. Thus I entered the chasm. Battling desperately with
+the huge icicles that threatened me at every step, I forced my way through
+the snow bridge and breathed again. The first schrund was accomplished.
+Next the rope was fastened to my trusty axe, and with an herculean effort
+I threw it far above me; fortunately it caught in a notch, and in a few
+seconds I had climbed, with the agility of a monkey, up the tightened
+cord. Goodness gracious! (_sapristi!_) what do I hear? A sudden roar below
+betokened an immediate danger. Horror! sweeping and roaring up the slope
+from the glacier beneath, I beheld a huge avalanche. I will conceal
+nothing. I own that the appalling situation and its terribly dramatic
+nature forced me to ejaculate a cry. I do not claim originality for it. I
+said, 'Oh! my mother!' (_Oh! ma mre!_) This relieved me. Now was the time
+indeed for coolness. Fortunate, most fortunate, that I was alone.
+Thrusting the spike of the axe into the solid rock face like the spear of
+Ithuriel, in the twinkling of an eye I had fastened one end of the rope to
+the projecting head of the axe, and the other to my waist, and launched
+myself over the ridge into space. Fortunate, most fortunate again, as in
+the hurry of the moment I had attached the rope below my own centre of
+gravity, that I was light-headed. Had this not been the case, assuredly I
+should have dangled feet uppermost over the abyss. Not a moment too soon.
+The avalanche dashed up the slope, grinding the axe to powder, but by good
+luck entangling the rope between the massive blocks and carrying it up,
+with myself attached, nearly 100 metres--I should say 300 feet--above where
+I had previously stood. I had accomplished in a moment what might have
+cost hours of toil. Again it was sublime. The thought crossed my mind that
+the sublime often approaches the ridiculous. But the rocks, previously
+broken up, had been ground by the sweeping avalanche into a surface smooth
+as polished steel. How to descend these again! Banish the thought! The
+mountain was not yet climbed. Upwards, past yawning sracs, towering
+bergschrunds, slippery crevasses, gaping artes, I made my way. For a few
+hundred feet I bounded upwards with great rapidity. Despite the rugged
+nature of the rocks everything went smoothly. Of a sudden a terrible
+obstacle was presented to my gaze. I felt that all my hopes seemingly were
+dashed. A stupendous cleft, riving the mountain's side to an unfathomable
+depth, barred further progress. From top to bottom both sides of the chasm
+overhung; and far below, where they joined, the angle of meeting was so
+sharp that I felt that I must infallibly be wedged in without hope of
+extrication if I fell. For a few moments I hesitated, but only for a few.
+Close by was a tower of rock, smooth and vertical, some twelve feet
+high--the height of two men, in fact. No handhold save on the top. This was
+but a simple matter. Had any one else been with me, I should have stood on
+his shoulders; as it was I stood on my own head. Thus I climbed to the
+summit of the pointed obelisk of rock. Exactly opposite, on the farther
+side of the cleft, was a similar rock cone, but the distance was too great
+to spring across. I was in a dilemma--on one horn of it, in fact; how to
+get to the other! I adopted an ingenious plan. Taking my trusty axe, I
+placed the pointed end in a little notch in the rock, and then, with
+herculean strength, bent the staff and wedged the head also into a notch.
+The trusty axe was now bent like a bow. Again I hesitated before trusting
+myself to the bow; in fact, it was long before I drew it. But a former
+experience stood me in good stead. Once before, driven by a less powerful
+impetus--merely that of a human leg--I had flown through a greater distance.
+I made up my mind, and, summoning all my fortitude, placed my back against
+the arc and, lightly touching one end, released the spring. Instantly I
+felt myself propelled straight into mid-air, and before I had time to
+realise the success of my scheme, was flung against the pinnacle on the
+opposite side and embraced it. What were my feelings on finding that this
+huge pinnacle had no more stability than a ninepin, and as my weight came
+on to it slowly heeled over! Nor was this all. Slowly, like the pendulum
+of a metronome, it rolled back again, and I found to my horror that I was
+clinging to the apex of the rock, and dangling right over the chasm! I
+cannot recall that in all my adventures I had ever been in a precisely
+similar situation. However, a hasty calculation satisfied me that the
+rocking crag must again right itself. As I expected, it did so, and as the
+pinnacle of rock swung back once more to the perpendicular I sprang from
+it with all my force. The impetus landed me safe, but the crag toppled
+over into the abyss. Here I noted an interesting scientific fact. Taking
+out my watch, I was able to estimate, by the depth of the cleft, the
+height I had already climbed. _The boulder took a minute and a half in
+falling before it reached anywhere._ I own that the escape was a narrow
+one, and even my unblushing cheek paled a little at the thought of it. But
+I could not be far now, I hoped, from the summit; and, indeed, the
+condition of a dead bird which it so happened lay on the rocks--in a
+passive sense--convinced me that the summit of the lofty peak was close at
+hand. But few obstacles now remained. Another step or two revealed a
+glassy unbroken rock cone leading to the summit. It seemed impossible at
+first to surmount it, but my resources were not yet at an end. Dragging
+off my boots, I tore out with my teeth the long nails and drove them in
+one after another. By this means I ascended the first half of the final
+peak; but then the supply of nails was exhausted, and I felt that time
+would not permit me to draw out the lower nails and place them in
+succession above the others. Luckily I still carried with me a flask of
+the execrable _petit vin_ supplied by Mons. ---- of the inn below. I applied
+a little to the rock. The effect was magical. In a moment the hard face
+was softened to the consistence of cheese, and with my trusty axe I had no
+difficulty in scraping out small steps. The worst was now over. Just as
+the shades of night were gathering softly around, I stepped with the proud
+consciousness of victory on to the very highest point. This indeed was
+sublime. The toil of years was accomplished; it seemed almost a dream.
+Nerved to frenzy, with a mighty sweep of the axe I struck off a huge block
+from the summit to carry away as a token of conquest, and planting the
+weapon in the hole, tore off garment after garment to make a suitable
+flag; only did I desist on reflecting that it would become barely possible
+for me to descend if I acted thus. Intoxicated with victory, I shouted and
+sang for a while, and then turned to the descent. The night was fast
+closing in, but this mattered not, for I made light of all the obstacles,
+and they were so numerous that I succeeded perfectly by this means in
+seeing my way. Faster and faster I sped along, descending with ease over
+the blocks and fragments of the morning's avalanche. Now and again the
+descent was assisted by fastening the rope securely to projecting crags,
+and then allowing myself to slide down to its full length. Then I went up
+again, untied the rope, fastened it anew below, and repeated the manoeuvre.
+Thus at midnight I reached the edge of the cliff, at the foot of which my
+companions had been left in the morning. I feared they might be anxious
+for my safety, the more especially that I had not yet paid them for their
+services. Peering over the edge of the vertical precipice into the murky
+darkness, I called out. There was no response. Then I said 'Pst,' and
+tapped the glassy slope with my pocket knife. Even this plan failed to
+attract their attention. I shouted with still more force. Finally,
+standing up on the edge of the cliff, I sent forth a shout so terribly
+loud that it must have waked even a sleeping adder. A fatal error! for the
+reverberation of my voice was echoed back with such fearful force from a
+neighbouring crag that the shock struck me backwards, and in a moment I
+was flying through mid-air--to annihilation."
+
+ * * * * * *
+
+"There is a blank in this narrative which I can never fill up. This only
+do I know; that when I came again to my senses, I was warmly ensconced in
+a blanket, whilst my companions stood around in a circle shivering, as
+they gazed at me with amazement. Their account, which I can scarcely
+credit, was that as they were engaged in stretching out and shaking a
+blanket preparatory to spreading their bed for the night, an apparently
+heaven-sent form had descended from above into the very middle of it; the
+shock tore the blanket from their grasp, and in a twinkling I lay wrapt up
+safe and comfortable at their feet."
+
+(M137)
+
+Such is the fragment. It has been thought better to present it as far as
+possible in its original form, and without any editing. That the account
+is a little highly coloured perhaps in parts may be allowed, but some
+licence may legitimately be accorded to an author who is no empty dreamer,
+but has evidently experienced some rather exciting episodes.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER X.
+
+
+ THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING
+
+
+ Mountaineers and their critics--The early days of the Alpine
+ Club--The founders of mountaineering--The growth of the
+ amusement--Novelty and exploration--The formation of
+ centres--Narrowing of the field of mountaineering--The upward limit
+ of mountaineering--De Saussure's experience--Modern development of
+ climbing--Mr. Whymper's experience--Mr. Graham's experience--The
+ ascent of great heights--Mr. Grove's views--Messrs. Coxwell and
+ Glaisher's balloon experiences--Reasons for dissenting from Mr.
+ Glaisher's views--The possibility of ascending Mount
+ Everest--Physiological aspect of the question--Acclimatisation to
+ great heights--The direction in which mountaineering should be
+ developed--The results that may be obtained--Chamouni a century
+ hence--A Rip van Winkle in the Pennine Alps--The dangers of
+ mountaineering--Conclusion.
+
+
+(M138)
+
+From time to time, when some accident has happened in the Alps, the press
+and the public have been pleased to take such unfortunate occurrence as a
+text, and to preach serious sermons to mountaineers. We have been called
+hard names in our time; we have been accused of fostering an amusement of
+no earthly-practical good, and one which has led to "miserable" waste of
+valuable life. Gentle expressions of animadversion, such as "criminal
+folly," "reckless venture, which has no better purpose than the
+gratification of a caprice or the indulgence of a small ambition," "a
+subject of humiliating interest," and the like, have at times been freely
+used. But it is well known to authors and to dramatists that criticisms of
+a nature known as "smashing" are not, on the whole, always to be deplored,
+and are occasionally the best to enhance the success of the work. The
+novel or play, however unreservedly condemned by the reviewer, has got
+some chance of living if it be hinted that some of the situations in it
+are a little _risques_; and to a great many the idea seems constantly
+present that mountaineering owes its principal attraction to the element
+of risk inseparable from its pursuit. As an absolute matter of fact such
+is not the case. Apart from this, however, mountaineers may be thankful
+that the critics in question have, when they noticed our doings at all,
+condemned us very heartily indeed, and thundered forth their own
+strictures on our folly in sonorous terms; in fact, attacks of this nature
+have by no means impaired the vitality of such associations as Alpine
+clubs, but rather, like attacks of distemper in dogs, have increased their
+value.
+
+It would be easy enough, from the mountaineer's point of view, and in a
+work which, at the best, can interest only those who have some sympathy
+with climbing as a pure pastime, to pass over these hard words, and to
+reckon them as merely the vapourings of envious mortals not initiated into
+the mysteries of the mountaineering craft; but such criticisms may lead or
+perhaps reflect public opinion, and are not, therefore, to be treated
+lightly. It might be held that for any notice to be taken at all is
+complimentary, and we might seek shelter in the epigrammatic saying that
+he who has no enemies has no character; that though hope may spring
+eternal in the human breast, jealousy is a trait still more constantly
+found. But this line of argument is not one to be adopted. The _tu quoque_
+style of defence is not one well calculated to gain a verdict. No doubt
+the question has been treated often enough before, and in discussing it
+the writer may seem but to be doing what nowadays the climber is forced to
+do in the Alps--namely, wander again, perhaps ramble, over ground that has
+been well trodden many times before. But the conditions have changed
+greatly since mountaineering first became a popular pastime, and since the
+first editions of "Peaks, Passes, and Glaciers" were rapidly sold out. It
+is, the writer fears, only too true in these latter days that mountaineers
+may be classified as Past and Present. Whether a third class may be added
+of "the Future" is a question--to be answered, I hope, in the affirmative.
+
+(M139)
+
+The Alpine Club was founded in 1857 by a few ardent devotees to what was
+then an entirely new form of pastime. The original members of that club
+could never have even dreamed of the wide popularity mountaineering was
+destined to acquire, or the influence that the establishment of the Alpine
+Club was to have on it; and, like the fish in an aquarium, they can hardly
+have known what they were in for. In the present day there are Alpine
+clubs in almost every country in Europe, and in some countries there are
+several, numbering their members in some cases by thousands. Nor is it
+only on the continent of Europe that there are mountaineering clubs. Not
+that the writer ventures to assert that every member of this multitude is
+devoted to the high Alps, or that it is in the least degree essential to
+climb high and difficult mountains in order to learn the fascination of
+their natural beauties. It may be pointed out, however, that the
+"miserable waste of valuable life" is in the greatest part not on the
+great peaks and passes, but on little hills. Every year we read of
+accidents on mountains such as the Faulhorn, the Monte Salvatore in the
+Alps, or Snowdon, Helvellyn and the like in our own country. Possibly
+these disasters might never have taken place had the experience of
+mountaineering craft gained in high regions been properly appreciated and
+utilised. The good surgeon is he who, utilising all his own and all his
+predecessors' experience, recognises, and makes provision against, all the
+risks that may conceivably be involved in the most trifling operation he
+may be called upon to perform; and holiday ramblers in our own land and in
+sub-Alpine regions might, not without advantage, profit by the example.
+
+(M140)
+
+Five-and-twenty years ago in Switzerland there were numberless heights
+untrodden, passes uncrossed, and regions unexplored. Then, moreover, there
+were comparatively but few to cross the passes or climb the mountains; but
+those few did mighty deeds. Peak after peak fell before them, while slowly
+but surely they opened up new regions and brought unexpected beauties to
+light. In those days climbing as an art was but in its infancy, restricted
+to a few amateurs specially qualified to pursue it, and to a very limited
+number of guides--merely those, in fact (not such a numerous class as
+people seem generally to imagine), who had made chamois-hunting one of the
+principal objects of their lives. Gradually the art became more developed,
+and with the increase of power thus acquired came increase of confidence.
+From the fact that the training in the mountaineering art was gradual, it
+was necessarily thorough--a fact that a good many climbers would do well to
+bear in mind in these latter days. Then, of course, the charm of novelty,
+so dear to the mountaineer, was seldom absent; he could strike out right
+or left and find virgin soil; but in quest of novelty search had to be
+made before long in remote regions. It followed that exploration was not
+limited, and the early pioneers of mountaineering could, and did learn
+more of the geography and varied beauties of the Alps in a single season
+than their followers do, in the present day, in five or six.
+
+After a while the fashion of mountaineering altered sensibly, and a strong
+conservatism sprang up. Certain districts became more and more frequented;
+certain peaks acquired special popularity, either because they were
+conveniently placed and ready of access; or because there was a certain
+touch of romance about them, as in the case of the Matterhorn; or because
+they had acquired the reputation of being difficult, and it was thought
+that a successful ascent would stamp the climber at once as a skilful
+person and a very daring creature. Thus places like Zermatt, Grindelwald,
+Chamouni, and the ggischhorn became the great centres of mountaineering,
+and have remained so ever since. Independent exploration gradually gave
+way to the charm of meeting others bent on the same pursuit of climbing;
+but this feeling was not without its drawbacks, and tended to check what
+has been called cosmopolitanism in mountaineering. How few, even among
+those who visit the Alps regularly, know anything whatever of such large,
+important, and interesting districts as the Silvretta group, the Rheinwald
+group, or the Lepontine Alps! while districts like Zermatt are thronged
+and crowded, and the mountains absolutely done to death. Not that it is
+hard to understand how this narrowing of the field of mountaineering has
+been brought about. There comes a time of life to most men when they find
+more pleasure in meeting old friends than in making new acquaintances; and
+the same feeling would appear to extend to the mountains.
+
+It must be confessed here that the writer is disposed to look upon
+mountaineering in the Alps, in the sense in which it has hitherto been
+known, as a pastime that will before long become extinct. In some soils
+trees grow with extraordinary rapidity and vigour, but do not strike their
+roots very deep, and so are prone to early decay. Still, it does not
+follow that, even should these pessimist forebodings prove true, and
+climbing be relegated to the limbo of archaic pursuits, the Alps will not
+attract their thousands as they have done for many years. The dearth of
+novelty is sometimes held to be the principal cause that will eventually
+lead to the decay of mountaineering. There is a reasonable probability,
+however, to judge from the Registrar-General's reports, that the world
+will still be peopled some time hence, and possibly a generation will then
+arise of mountaineering revivalists who, never having tasted the flavour
+of novelty in Alpine climbing, will not perceive that its absence is any
+loss. Yet in the Alps alone many seem to forget that, while they are
+exhausting in every detail a few spots, there are numerous and varied
+expeditions of similar nature still to be accomplished, the scenes of
+which lie within a few hours of London. It is of course only to
+mountaineering as a semi-fashionable craze that these remarks apply. The
+knowledge of the art, acquired primarily in the Alps, which has led to the
+development of mountaineering as a science will not be wasted, and the
+training acquired in holiday expeditions, when amusement or the regaining
+of health was the principal object, can be turned to valuable practical
+account elsewhere. So shall there be a future for mountaineering. No doubt
+but few may be able to find the opportunity, unless indeed they make it
+somewhat of a profession, of exploring the great mountainous districts
+still almost untouched--such, for instance, as the Himalayas. But it is in
+some such direction as this that the force of the stream, somewhat tending
+to dry up in its original channel, will, it may be hoped, spread in the
+future.
+
+(M141)
+
+It has already been shown, by the results of many modern expeditions, that
+the old views that obtained with respect to the upward limit of
+mountaineering must, to say the least, be considerably modified. From
+early times the question of the effects of rarefied air in high regions on
+mountaineers has attracted attention. As a matter of fact the subject is
+still barely in its infancy. A few remarks on this point may not perhaps
+be thought too technical, for they bear, I hope, on the mountaineering of
+the future.
+
+It is matter of notoriety that in these days travellers seem less subject
+to discomfort in the high Alps than in former times. De Saussure, for
+instance, in the account of his famous ascent of Mont Blanc in 1787,
+speaks a good deal of the difficulty of respiration. At his bivouac on the
+Plateau, at an elevation of 13,300 feet, the effects of the rarefied air
+were much commented on; and these remarks are the more valuable, inasmuch
+as De Saussure was a man of science and a most acute observer; while his
+account, a thing too rare in these days, is characterised by extreme
+modesty of description. The frequency of the respirations, he observed,
+which ensued on any exertion caused great fatigue. Nowadays, however,
+pedestrians, often untrained, may be seen daily ascending at a very much
+faster pace than De Saussure seems to have gone, and yet the effects are
+scarcely felt. No one now expects much to suffer from this cause, and no
+one does. In recent times we hear accounts of ascents of mountains like
+Elbruz, 18,526 feet, by Mr. Grove and others; of Cotopaxi, 19,735 feet,
+and Chimborazo, 20,517(7) feet, by Mr. Whymper; and the most recent, and
+by far the most remarkable, of Kabru in the Himalayas, about 24,000 feet,
+by Mr. Graham. In all these expeditions the travellers spent nights in
+bivouacs far above the level of the Grand Plateau where De Saussure
+encamped. We cannot suppose that in the Caucasus, the Andes, or the
+Himalayas the air differs much from that of the Alps with regard to its
+rarefaction effects on travellers. In fact, the Alpine traveller would in
+this respect probably be much better off, for the general conditions
+surrounding him would be more like those to which he was accustomed. He
+would not have, for instance, to contend with the effects of changed or
+meagre diet or unaccustomed climate.
+
+(M142)
+
+Mr. F. C. Grove, a very high authority on such a point, in his description
+of the ascent of Elbruz, in the course of some remarks on the rarity of
+the air, states his belief that at some height or another, less than that
+of the loftiest mountain, there must be a limit at which no amount of
+training and good condition will enable a man to live; and he says, "It
+may be taken for granted that no human being could walk to the top of
+Mount Everest."(8) This was written in 1875; but a great deal has happened
+since then, though the same opinion is still very generally entertained.
+But with this opinion I cannot coincide at all, for reasons that appear to
+me logically conclusive. In the first place, a party of three, composed of
+Mr. Graham, Herr Emil Boss, and the Swiss guide Kauffman, have ascended
+more than 5,000 feet higher than the top of Elbruz, and none of the party
+experienced any serious effect, or, indeed, apparently any effect at all
+other than those naturally incidental to severe exertion. It must be
+admitted that one result of their expedition was to prove, tolerably
+conclusively, that Mount Everest is not the highest mountain in the world.
+Still, until it is officially deposed, it may be taken, for argument's
+sake, as the ultimate point. Now, it would seem to be beyond doubt that a
+man, being transported to a height much greater than Mount Everest, can
+still live. In Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher's famous balloon ascent from
+Wolverhampton on September 5, 1862, described in "Travels in the Air," it
+was computed that the travellers reached a height of nearly 37,000
+feet,(9) and this in less than an hour from the time of leaving the earth.
+Deduct 5,000 feet from this computation, to allow for possible error, and
+we still have a height left of 32,000 feet, an elevation, that is, very
+considerably greater than the summit of Mount Everest--possibly a greater
+elevation than the summit of any mountain. Life then, it is proved, can be
+sustained at such a height, and the point that remains for consideration
+is whether the necessary exertion of walking or climbing to the same
+height would render the actual ascent impossible.
+
+(M143)
+
+Since the days of De Saussure some 8,000 feet have been added to the
+height to which the possibility of ascending has been proved. It seems to
+me unreasonable to assume that another 5,000 feet may not yet be added,
+and arbitrary to conclude that at some point higher than Kabru but lower
+than Mount Everest the limit of human endurance must necessarily be
+reached. Mr. Glaisher himself does not appear to think that, from his
+experience, any such ascent as that we have been considering would be
+possible for an Alpine traveller (_op. cit._ p. 21 and elsewhere). But,
+with every deference to so great an authority, a few considerations may be
+submitted which tend most seriously to invalidate his conclusions and
+opinions, and which may serve to show also that the effects of rarefied
+air probably differ more widely in the two cases of the aronaut and the
+mountaineer than is generally supposed. Writing in 1871, Mr. Glaisher
+says,(10) "At a height of three miles I never experienced any annoyance or
+discomfort; yet there is no ascent I think of Mont Blanc in which great
+inconvenience and severe _pain_ have not been felt at a height of 13,000
+feet; but then, as before remarked, this is an elevation attained only
+after two days of excessive toil." Mr. Glaisher is here referring chiefly
+to Dr. Hamel's ascent of Mont Blanc, and would seem apparently to be
+unaware that, long before he wrote, the ascent of Mont Blanc, from
+Chamouni and back to the same place, had been accomplished within
+twenty-four hours. In 1873, if my memory serves me right, Mr. Passingham
+started from Chamouni, ascended the mountain, and returned to his hotel in
+a little less than twenty hours.(11) Compare such an ascent as this--not by
+any means an isolated instance--with De Saussure's experience, and when we
+consider how remarkable has been the development of mountaineering in this
+direction, we may surely hold that to fix at present any absolute limit is
+unduly arbitrary. Further, the ascents of Chimborazo and the other
+mountains named above have all been accomplished since Mr. Glaisher wrote.
+Mr. Glaisher states that the aronaut may acclimatise himself to great
+heights by repeated ascents; but how much more may the mountaineer then
+hope to do so! The aronaut necessarily makes ascents rapidly(12) and at
+rare intervals. The mountaineer can acclimatise himself to high regions by
+a constant and gradual process, a method obviously better calculated to
+extend the limits of his endurance.
+
+Of course I am only discussing the actual possibility, not entering into
+the question for a moment of whether it is worth while to do it. It may be
+that to attempt an ascent of Mount Everest would prove almost as rash an
+undertaking as an endeavour to swim through the Niagara rapids--that is, if
+the mountaineering difficulties are so great as to make the two instances
+parallel. Two points have to be considered: one, that, granted the
+desirability of making such an ascent, we do not yet fully know the best
+manner of undertaking it; and another, that we are still very ignorant as
+to the physiological effects of rarefied air on the human frame.(13)
+
+(M144)
+
+With regard to the first point, we know indeed this much--that, granted
+good condition, a man can "acclimatise" himself to great heights, and when
+so acclimatised he can undergo much more exertion in very high regions
+with much less effect. The experience of Mr. Whymper in the Andes, and of
+Mr. Graham and others in the Himalayas, has shown this conclusively
+enough. Let a man sleep at a height, say, of 18,000 feet, and then ascend
+from that point another 3,000 or 4,000 feet; he may possibly feel the
+effects to be so great that an attempt to sleep again at the latter height
+would render him incapable of exertion the next day, as far as an ascent
+is concerned. Let him descend till he can bivouac, say at 20,000 feet, and
+then again try, starting afresh. After a while he would be able to
+accomplish still more than at his first attempt; and so on, until he
+reached the summit. But even supposing that no amount of acclimatisation
+enables him to accomplish his end, he has other weapons in his armoury.
+
+(M145)
+
+The second point mentioned above is that the physiological effects of
+rarefied air on the human economy are but little known; were these
+understood the resources of science might be called in to obviate them. It
+may be said that no amount of science will obviate the very simple fact
+that exertion causes fatigue, but the answer is that we have no real idea
+of all the causes which lead to this fatigue. This is not the place to
+speculate on a somewhat abstruse and unquestionably complicated
+physiological problem, but the direction in which the question may be
+approached from the scientific side is worthy of being pointed out. This
+much may be said, however, that when we talk of strong heart and strong
+lungs in connection with the question of the possibility of ascending on
+foot to the greatest altitudes, we are only, from the physiological point
+of view, taking into account one or two factors, and perhaps not the most
+important ones. The cavillers may be reminded that physiology is not and
+never will become a finite science. To my mind at least, as far as human
+endurance is concerned, it would be no more surprising to me to hear that
+a man had succeeded in walking up Mount Everest than to know that a man
+can succeed in standing an arctic climate while on a sledging expedition.
+Objections like the difficulty of arranging for a supply of food, of
+expense, of risk, and so forth, are not taken into account--they are really
+beside the question: they have not proved insuperable obstacles in the
+case of arctic exploration; they will not prove insurmountable to the
+ambitious mountaineer we are contemplating. I do not for a moment say that
+it would be wise to ascend Mount Everest, but I believe most firmly that
+it is humanly possible to do so; and, further, I feel sure that, even in
+our own time, perhaps, the truth of these views will receive material
+corroboration. Mount Everest itself may offer insuperable mountaineering
+obstacles, but in the unknown, unseen district to the north there may be
+peaks of equal height presenting no more technical difficulties than Mont
+Blanc or Elbruz.
+
+(M146)
+
+From the purely athletic point of view, then, the mountaineering
+experience which has been gained almost exclusively in the Alps may, by a
+still further development in the future, enable the climber so to develop
+the art that he may reach the highest elevation on this world's crust; and
+he may do this without running undue risk. _Cui bono?_ it may be asked;
+and it is nearly as hard to answer the question as it is to explain to the
+supine and unaspiring person the good that may be expected to accrue to
+humanity by reaching the North Pole; yet the latter project, albeit to
+some it seems like a struggle of man against physical forces which make or
+mar worlds, is one that is held to be right and proper to be followed. At
+the least an observer, even of limited powers, may reasonably be expected,
+supposing he accomplished such a feat as the ascent of Mount Everest, to
+bring back results of equal scientific value with the arctic traveller,
+while the purely geographical information he should gain would have
+fiftyfold greater practical value. The art and science of mountaineering
+has been learned and developed in the Alps, and the acquirement of this
+learning has been a pleasure to many. If the holiday nature of
+mountaineering should in the future be somewhat dropped, and if a few of
+those who follow should take up the more serious side, and make what has
+been a pastime into a profession (and why should not some do so? That
+which is worth doing at all is worth developing to the utmost possible
+limit), good will come, unless it be argued that there is no gain in
+extending geographical knowledge; and no advantage in rectifying surveys
+and rendering them as accurate as possible. As has been remarked by Mr.
+Douglas Freshfield, the advantage of including in survey parties, such as
+are still engaged on our Indian frontier, the services of some who have
+made mountaineering a branch to be learnt in their profession, would be
+very distinct. Work done in the Alps would, in this direction, perhaps,
+bear the best fruit and reap the highest practical value which it might be
+hoped to attain. The value would be real. The search after truth, whether
+it be in the fields of natural science, of geography, or its to-be-adopted
+sister orography, can never fail to be right and good and beneficial.
+Enthusiasm all this! you say. Granted freely. Without some enthusiasm and
+energy the world would cease to turn, and the retarding section of mankind
+would be triumphant, save that they would be too languid to realise the
+victory of their principles.
+
+But still, if properly qualified men are to be forthcoming to meet such a
+want, which undoubtedly seems to exist, the old training-ground must not
+be deserted; the playground of Europe must be regarded in relation to
+serious work in the same light that the playing-fields of Eton were
+regarded by one who was somewhat of an authority. The Great Duke's remark
+is too well known to need quotation. English folk may find it hard to hold
+their own against their near relations in athletic pursuits, such as
+cricket and sculling, but in mountaineering they undoubtedly lead, and
+will continue to do so. In one phase indeed of the pursuit their supremacy
+is menaced. In the matter of recognising the practical value to be
+obtained from mountaineering in surveying and the like, they are already
+behind other countries. The roll of honorary members of the Alpine Club
+comprises a list of men, most of whom have utilised their mountaineering
+experience to good purpose in advancing scientific exploration. In this
+department it is to be hoped that we shall not suffer ourselves to be
+outstripped, nor allow a store of valuable and laboriously acquired
+experience to remain wasted. The threatening cloud may pass off; the
+future of Alpine mountaineering may not prove to be so gloomy as it
+sometimes seems to the writer in danger of gradually becoming. The
+depression is, possibly, only temporary, and a natural consequence of
+reaction; and the zigzagging line on the chart, though it may never
+perhaps rise again to the point it once marked, yet may keep well at the
+normal--better, perhaps, at such a level than at fever heat. The old cry
+that we know so well on the mountains, that meets always with a ready
+thrill of response, may acquire a wider significance, and men will be
+found to answer to the familiar call of "Vorwrts, immer vorwrts!"
+
+After all, a century hence the mountaineering centres of to-day will
+perhaps still attract as they do now. It may be possible to get to
+Chamouni without submitting to the elaborately devised discomfort of the
+present Channel passage, and without the terrors of asphyxiation in the
+carriages of the Chemin de Fer du Nord. Surely the charm of the mountains
+must always draw men to the Alps, even though the glaciers may have shrunk
+up and sunk down, though places like Arolla and the Grimsel may have
+become thriving towns, or radical changes such as a drainage system at
+Chamouni have been instituted. If the glaciers do shrink, there will be
+all the more scope for the rock climber and the more opportunity of
+perfecting an art which has already been so much developed.
+
+(M147)
+
+A Rip van Winkle of our day, waking up in that epoch of the future, would
+for certain find much that was unaltered. The same types of humanity would
+be around him. Conceive this somnolent hero of fiction, clad in a felt
+wideawake that had once been white, in knickerbockers and Norfolk jacket,
+of which the seams had at one time held together, supporting his bent
+frame and creaking joints on a staff with rusted spike and pick. He
+descends laboriously from a vehicle that had jolted impartially
+generations before him (for the carriages of the valley are as little
+liable to wear out, in the eyes of their proprietors, as the "wonderful
+one-hoss shay"). He finds himself on a summer evening by the Htel de
+Ville at Chamouni, and facing the newly erected Opera-house. He looks with
+wondering eyes around. A youth (great-great-great-great-grandson of
+Jacques Balmat) approaches and waits respectfully by his side, ready to
+furnish information.
+
+"Why these flags and these rejoicings?" the old man asks.
+
+"To celebrate the tercentenary of the first ascent of Mont Blanc," the boy
+answers.
+
+The veteran gazes around, shading his eyes with his shrivelled hand. The
+travellers come in. First a triumphal procession of successful and
+intrepid mountaineers. Banners wave, cannon go off--or more probably miss
+fire--bouquets are displayed, champagne and compliments are poured out;
+both the latter expressions of congratulation equally gassy, and both
+about equally genuine.
+
+"Who are these?" the old man inquires.
+
+"Do you not see the number on their banner?" answers the youth; "they are
+the heroes of the forty-fifth section of the tenth branch of the northern
+division of the Savoy Alpine Club."
+
+"Ah!" the old man murmurs to himself, with a sigh of recollection, "I can
+remember that they were numerous even in my day."
+
+Then follows a sad-looking, dejected creature, stealing back to his hotel
+by byways, but with face bronzed from exposure on rocks, not scorched by
+sun-reflecting snow; his boots scored with multitudinous little cuts and
+scratches telling of difficult climbing; his hands as brown as his face;
+his finger-nails, it must be admitted, seriously impaired in their
+symmetry.
+
+"And who is this? Has he been guilty of some crime?" the old man asks.
+
+"Not so," the answer comes; "he has just completed the thousandth ascent
+of the Aiguille...; he comes of a curious race which, history relates, at
+one time much frequented these districts; but that was a great while
+ago--long before the monarchy was re-established. You do well to look at
+him; that is the last of the climbing Englishmen. They always seem
+depressed when they have succeeded in achieving their ambition of the
+moment; it is a characteristic of their now almost extinct race."
+
+(M148)
+
+"And what about the perils of the expedition?" the old man asks,
+brightening up a little as if some old ideas had suddenly flashed across
+his mind. "I would fain know whether the journey is different now from
+what it was formerly; yet the heroes would mock me, perchance, if I were
+to interrogate them."
+
+"Not at all," the youth replies. "There are but few of the first party who
+would not vouchsafe to give you a full account, and might even in their
+courtesy embellish the narrative with flowers of rhetoric. But it is
+unnecessary. They will print a detailed and full description of their
+exploits. It has all been said before, but so has everything else, I
+think."
+
+"That is true," the old man murmurs to himself; "it was even so in my
+time, and two hundred years before I lived a French writer commenced his
+book with the remark, '_Tout est dit._' But what of the other, the
+dejected survivor? does he not too write?"
+
+"Yes, indeed, but not in the same strain; he will but pour out a little
+gentle sarcasm and native spleen, in mild criticism of the fulsome periods
+he peruses in other tongues."
+
+"Ah me!" thinks the old man, "in one respect then I need not prove so much
+behind the time. If the memory of the Alpine literature of my day were
+still fresh, I could hold mine own with those I see around."
+
+May I be permitted, in conclusion, to come back to our own day, and to say
+a very few words on the subject of mountaineering accidents? Most heartily
+would I concur with any one who raised the objection that such remarks are
+out of place in a chapter on the mountaineering of the future. But perhaps
+we have been looking too far ahead, and there may be a period to follow
+between this our time and the future to be hoped for.
+
+(M149)
+
+It has sometimes been stated and written that no one desires to remove
+from mountaineering all danger. The dangers of mountaineering have been
+divided by a well-known authority into real and imaginary. The supposed
+existence of the latter is, I grant, desirable, especially to the
+inexperienced climber; but I shall always contend that it ought to be the
+great object of every votary of the pursuit to minimise the former to the
+utmost of his ability. Now, it is only by true experience--that is, by
+learning gradually the art of mountaineering--that the climber will achieve
+this result. Few of those unacquainted with the subject can have any idea
+of the extraordinary difference between the risk run on a difficult
+expedition (that is, on one where difficulties occur: the name of the peak
+or pass has little to do with the matter) by a practised mountaineer who
+has learned something of the art, and an inexperienced climber who has
+nothing but the best intentions to assist his steps. The man of experience
+bears always in mind the simple axioms and rules of his craft; if he does
+not he is a bad mountaineer. If the plain truth be told, accidents in the
+Alps have almost invariably, to whomsoever they befell, been due to
+breaking one or more of these same well-known rules, or, in other words,
+to bad mountaineering. That such is no more than a simple statement of
+fact a former president of the Alpine Club, Mr. C. E. Mathews, has
+abundantly proved.(14) Numbers of our countrymen, young and old, annually
+rush out to the Alps for the first time. Fired with ambition, or led on by
+the fascination of the pastime, with scarcely any preliminary training and
+no preliminary study of the subject, they at once begin to attack the more
+difficult peaks and passes. Success perhaps attends their efforts. Unfit,
+they go up a difficult mountain, trusting practically to the ability of
+the guides to do their employers' share of the work as well as their own.
+They descend, and think to gauge their skill by the name of the expedition
+undertaken. The state of the weather and of the mountain determine whether
+such a performance be an act of simple or of culpable folly. For such the
+imaginary dangers are the most formidable. If they had taken the trouble
+to begin at the beginning, to learn the difference between the stem and
+stern of a boat before attempting to navigate an ironclad, they would have
+recognised, and profited by, the true risks run. As it is, they are
+probably inflated with conceit at overcoming visionary difficulties. They
+may make, indeed, in this way what in Alpine slang is called a good
+"book;" but by far the greater number fail to perceive that there is
+anything to learn. It is a pastime--an amusement; they do not look beyond
+this. But these same climbers would admit that in other forms of sport,
+such as cricket or rowing, proficiency is not found in beginners. It is in
+the study and development of the amusement that the true and deeper
+pleasure is to be found. A tyro in cricket would make himself an object of
+ridicule in a high-class match; the novice in the art of rowing would be
+loth to display his feeble powers if thrust into a racing four with three
+tried oarsmen; and yet the embryo climber can see nothing absurd in
+attacking mountains of recognised difficulty. Inexperience in the former
+instances at least could cause no harm, while ignorance of the elementary
+principles of mountaineering renders the climber a serious source of
+danger not only to himself but to others. There is no royal road to the
+acquirement of mountaineering knowledge. It is just as difficult to use
+the axe or alpenstock properly as the oar or the racquet; just as much
+patient, persevering practice is needed; but it is not on difficult
+expeditions that such inexperience can be best overcome.
+
+(M150)
+
+A man of average activity could, probably, actually climb, without any
+particular experience, most of, or all, the more difficult rock peaks
+under good conditions of weather and the like. But how different from the
+really practical mountaineer, who strives to make an art of his pastime.
+Watch the latter. First and foremost, he knows when to turn back, and does
+not hesitate to act as his judgment directs. He bears in mind that there
+is pleasure to be obtained from mountaineering even though the programme
+may not be carried out in its entirety as planned, and realises to the
+full that
+
+ 'Tis better to have climbed and failed
+ Than never to have climbed at all.
+
+His companions are always safe with him, his climbing unselfish; he never
+dislodges a loose stone--except purposely--either with hands, feet, or the
+loose rope; he is always as firm as circumstances will permit, prepared to
+withstand any sudden slip; he never puts forth more strength at each step
+than is necessary, thus saving his powers, being always ready in an
+emergency, and never degenerating into that most dangerous of
+encumbrances, a tired member of a united party: not, of course, that the
+vast majority of amateurs can ever hope, with their imperfect practice, to
+attain to the level of even a second-rate guide; still, by bringing his
+intelligence to bear on this, as he does on any other amusement, the
+amateur can render himself something more than a thoroughly reliable
+companion on any justifiable expedition.
+
+(M151)
+
+Let the spirit of competition lead young climbers to strive after
+excellence in this direction, rather than, as is too commonly the case,
+induce them to take "Times" as the criterion of mountaineering
+proficiency. There are instructors enough. Even from an inferior guide an
+infinite amount may be learnt; at the least such a one can recognise the
+real danger of the Alps, and in this respect possesses a faculty which is
+one of the chief the mountaineer has to acquire. Let the spirit in which
+the Alps are climbed be of some such nature as that I have attempted to
+indicate, and accidents such as those recorded in Mr. C. E. Mathews' grim
+list will be of such rare occurrence that they will never be called up to
+discredit mountaineering. If, perchance, any words here written shall
+prompt in the future the climber to perfect his art more and more while
+frequenting the old haunts, and to extend and utilise mountaineering still
+more, then at least the writer may feel, like the mountain when it had
+brought forth the ridiculous mouse, that his labour has not been wholly in
+vain. Yet more: his gloomy forebodings shall be falsified, and with
+respect to the future of mountaineering the outlook will be bright enough.
+
+
+
+
+ LONDON: PRINTED BY
+ SPOTTISWOODE AND CO., NEW-STREET SQUARE
+ AND PARLIAMENT STREET
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ FOOTNOTES
+
+
+ M1 The survival of the unfit
+ M2 Sybaritic mountaineering
+ M3 The growth of the climbing craze
+ M4 A tropical day in the valley
+ M5 A deserted hostelry
+ M6 The hut above Fe
+ M7 How ruin seized a roofless thing
+ M8 On sleeping out
+ M9 The Sdlenzspitz
+ M10 A plea for Saas and Fe
+ M11 We attack the Sdlenzspitz
+ M12 The art of probing snow
+ M13 Sentiment on a summit
+ M14 The feast is spread
+ M15 Fact and romance
+ M16 The thirst for novelty
+ M17 Rock v. snow mountains
+ M18 The amateur and the guide
+ M19 The guides' room
+
+ 1 Franz Andermatten died in August 1883. His name is mentioned
+ elsewhere in these sketches, but I leave what I have written
+ untouched: for I do not hold with those who would efface the
+ recollection of all that was bright and merry in one taken from us.
+
+ M20 A false start
+ M21 Falling stones in the gully
+ M22 Effects of reaching a summit
+ M23 A narrow escape
+ M24 The youthful tourist
+ M25 Hotel trials
+ M26 The gushers
+ M27 The last peaks to surrender
+ M28 The Aiguille du Dru
+ M29 The first attempt
+
+ 2 In the old house, be it noted--not the modern luxurious combination
+ of a granite fortress and a palace.
+
+ M30 First attempt on the peak
+ M31 Huts and sleeping out
+ M32 The Chamouni guide system
+ M33 A word on guides
+ M34 A landlord's peculiarities
+ M35 We see a chamois
+
+_ 3 Travels in the Alps_, p. 119.
+
+ M36 Doubts as to the peak
+ M37 Telescopic observations
+ M38 Franz and his mighty axe
+ M39 A start in the wrong direction
+ M40 An adjournment
+ M41 The expedition resumed
+ M42 A sticking point
+ M43 Beaten back
+ M44 Results gained
+ M45 Autres temps, autres moeurs
+ M46 The diligence arrives
+ M47 The Alpine habitue
+ M48 A family party
+ M49 A sepulchral bivouac
+ M50 On early starts
+ M51 The rocks of the Bietschhorn
+ M52 Avalanches on the Bietschhorn
+ M53 A dramatic situation
+ M54 The united party nearly fall out
+ M55 A limited panorama
+ M56 A race for home
+ M57 Caught out
+ M58 The water jump
+ M59 A classical banquet
+ M60 The old cure
+ M61 A "pension" in a train
+ M62 A youthful hero
+ M63 A scientific gentleman
+ M64 A dream of the future
+ M65 A condensed mountain ascent
+ M66 Wanted, a programme
+ M67 The Aiguille du Midi
+ M68 Ephemeral acquaintances
+ M69 A familiar character
+ M70 Halting doubts and fears
+ M71 The storm gathers
+ M72 "From gay to grave"
+ M73 The storm breaks
+ M74 A battle with the elements
+ M75 Beating the air
+ M76 Descent down Valle Blanche
+ M77 A scanty repast
+ M78 A projected expedition
+ M79 Expeditions on the Aig. du Dru
+ M80 Other climbers attack the peak
+ M81 We try the northern side
+ M82 The mountain fever recurs
+ M83 The campaign opens
+ M84 A new leader
+ M85 Our sixteenth attempt
+ M86 Sports and pastimes
+ M87 Apparel oft proclaims the man
+
+ 4 Described in anatomical text-books as forming the swelling of the
+ calf.
+
+ M88 A canine acquaintance
+ M89 Turning point of the expedition
+ M90 A difficult descent
+ M91 A blank in the narrative
+ M92 A carriage misadventure
+ M93 A strange guide
+ M94 Our "jeune premier"
+ M95 An acrobatic performance
+ M96 Our nineteenth attempt
+ M97 The rocks of the Dru
+ M98 What next?
+ M99 A narrow escape
+
+ 5 It has transpired since that our judgment happened to be right in
+ this matter, and we might probably have saved an hour or more at
+ this part of the ascent.
+
+ M100 The final scramble
+ M101 Our foe is vanquished
+ M102 On the summit
+ M103 The return journey
+ M104 Benighted
+ M105 Shifting scenes
+ M106 The camp breaks up
+ M107 Mountaineering morality
+ M108 Chamouni becomes festive
+ M109 Organising the ball
+ M110 Chamouni dances
+ M111 The scene closes in
+ M112 On well-ordered intellects
+ M113 The critical tendency
+ M114 The "High Level Route"
+ M115 A prescription for ill-humour
+ M116 A meditation on grass slopes
+ M117 The agile person's vagaries
+ M118 Ascent of the Ruinette
+ M119 Saas in the olden days
+
+ 6 Hector Berlioz.
+
+ M120 A curious omission
+ M121 The chef's masterpiece
+ M122 An evicted family
+ M123 A short cut after a knife
+ M124 The amateur
+ M125 Mont Buet
+ M126 We hire carriages
+ M127 The incomplete moralist
+ M128 The niece to the moralist
+ M129 A discourse on gourmets
+ M130 An artistic interlude
+ M131 We become thoughtful
+ M132 A vision on the summit
+ M133 The mountaineers perform
+ M134 A banquet at the chalet
+ M135 The end of the journey
+ M136 I rise equal to the occasion
+ M137 A highly coloured account
+ M138 The critics
+ M139 Growth of the amusement
+ M140 Novelty and exploration
+ M141 The upward limit
+
+ 7 This is Mr. Edward Whymper's measurement. Humboldt, as quoted by Mr.
+ Whymper, gave 21,460 feet as the height. (_Alpine Journal_, vol. x.
+ p. 442.)
+
+ M142 Mr. Grove's views
+
+_ 8 The Frosty Caucasus_, by F. C. Grove, p. 236.
+
+_ 9 Travels in the Air_, edited by James Glaisher, F.R.S., p. 57 (2nd
+ ed.).
+
+ M143 Mr. Glaisher's experiences
+
+_ 10 Op. cit._ p. 9.
+
+ 11 I understand that the expedition has since been accomplished in a
+ much shorter time.
+
+ 12 In Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher's ascent from Wolverhampton the
+ balloon when at the height of 29,000 feet was mounting at the rate
+ of 1,000 feet a minute.
+
+ 13 I am aware of M. Paul Bert's researches; but these questions are not
+ to be settled in the laboratory.
+
+ M144 Mountain acclimatisation
+ M145 Ascent of Mount Everest
+ M146 The value of mountaineering
+ M147 An Alpine Rip van Winkle
+ M148 Mountaineering in the future
+ M149 Dangers of the Alps
+
+_ 14 Vide_ _Alpine Journal_, vol. xi. p. 78. "The Alpine Obituary," by
+ C. E. Mathews.
+
+ M150 The real mountaineer
+ M151 Conclusion
+
+
+
+
+
+ TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE
+
+
+The following changes have been made to the text:
+
+ page ix, page number "1" added
+ page xiv, page number "290" changed to "291"
+ page 31, "gulley" changed to "gully"
+ page 96, "sepulchra" changed to "sepulchral"
+ page 113, "complicate" changed to "complicated"
+ page 151, "thoughful" changed to "thoughtful"
+ page 216, "menta" changed to "mental"
+ page 255, "thier" changed to "their"
+ page 269, "in roduction" changed to "introduction"
+ page 310, parenthesis added before "2nd"
+ page 312, "developmen" changed to "development", "gradua" changed to
+ "gradual"
+
+Variations in hyphenation (e.g. "bootlace", "boot-lace"; "doorpost",
+"door-post") have not been changed.
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+
+Author: Clinton Thomas Dent
+
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ABOVE THE SNOW LINE***
+</pre></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+
+ </div>
+ <div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+
+ <hr class="page" /><p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em"></p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="text-align: center"><img src="images/cover.jpg" alt="Cover image" /></div>
+<div class="tei tei-pb"></div>
+
+<hr class="page" /><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.20em"><span style="font-size: 120%">ABOVE THE SNOW LINE</span></p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-pb"></div>
+
+<hr class="page" /><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.75em"><span style="font-size: 75%">LONDON: PRINTED BY</span><br /><span style="font-size: 75%">
+SPOTTISWOODE AND CO., NEW-STREET SQUARE</span><br /><span style="font-size: 75%">
+AND PARLIAMENT STREET</span></p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-pb"></div><a name="Pgi" id="Pgi" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<div class="tei tei-pb"></div><a name="Pgii" id="Pgii" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+ <hr class="page" /><p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em"></p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="text-align: center"><img src="images/illo_005.jpg" alt="The Bietschhorn. From the Petersgrad" title="THE BIETSCHHORN. FROM THE PETERSGRAT" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">THE BIETSCHHORN. FROM THE PETERSGRAT</div></div>
+
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-titlePage" style="text-align: center">
+<div class="tei tei-pb" style="text-align: center"></div><a name="Pgiii" id="Pgiii" class="tei tei-anchor" style="text-align: center"></a>
+
+<span class="tei tei-docTitle" style="text-align: center">
+ <span class="tei tei-titlePart" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 173%">ABOVE THE SNOW LINE</span></span>
+ <br /><br />
+ <span class="tei tei-titlePart" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 120%">MOUNTAINEERING SKETCHES</span><br /><span style="font-size: 120%">
+ BETWEEN 1870 AND 1880</span></span>
+</span>
+ <br /><br />
+ <div class="tei tei-byline" style="text-align: center">
+ BY<br />
+ <span class="tei tei-docAuthor" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 120%">CLINTON DENT</span></span>
+ <br />
+ <span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE ALPINE CLUB</span></span>
+ </div>
+ <br />
+ <div class="tei tei-epigraph" style="text-align: right; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 9.00em">
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: right; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: right"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: right"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">Celui qui n’a jamais ses heures</span><br /><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">de
+ folie est moins sage qu’il ne
+ le</span><br /><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">pense</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">—</span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: right"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-variant: small-caps">La Bruyère</span></span></p>
+ </div>
+ <br />
+ <span class="tei tei-titlePart" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">WITH TWO ENGRAVINGS BY EDWARD WHYMPER AND</span><br /><span style="font-size: 75%">
+ AN ILLUSTRATION BY PERCY MACQUOID</span></span></span>
+ <br /><br /><br />
+ <span class="tei tei-docImprint" style="text-align: center">
+ <span class="tei tei-pubPlace" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 120%">LONDON</span></span><br />
+ <span class="tei tei-publisher" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 120%">LONGMANS, GREEN, AND CO.</span></span><br />
+ <span class="tei tei-date" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 120%">1885</span></span>
+ </span>
+<br /><br />
+ <span class="tei tei-titlePart" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">All rights reserved</span></span></span>
+</div><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<div class="tei tei-pb"></div><a name="Pgiv" id="Pgiv" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<div class="tei tei-pb"></div><a name="Pgv" id="Pgv" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<hr class="page" /><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ THESE SKETCHES OF MOUNTAINEERING<br />
+ I DEDICATE TO<br />
+ <span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 120%">T. I. D.</span></span><br />
+ <span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">IN THE HOPE THAT A BOOK WITHOUT A HEROINE</span><br /><span style="font-size: 75%">
+ MAY, AT LEAST, ACQUIRE SOME FEMININE INTEREST</span></span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-pb"></div><a name="Pgvi" id="Pgvi" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<div class="tei tei-pb"></div><a name="Pgvii" id="Pgvii" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc1" id="toc1"></a><a name="pdf2" id="pdf2"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">PREFACE</span></h1>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Some of the following sketches do not now appear for
+the first time; but such as have been before published
+in other form have been entirely re-written,
+and, in great measure, recast.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"> </div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+To the writer the work has afforded an occasional
+distraction from more serious professional work, and
+he cannot wish better than that it should serve the
+same purpose to the reader.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-dateline" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-name" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">Cortina di Ampezzo</span></span></span>:<br />
+<span class="tei tei-date" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-style: italic">September 1884</span></span></span>.</div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-pb"></div><a name="Pgviii" id="Pgviii" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<div class="tei tei-pb"></div><a name="Pgix" id="Pgix" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc3" id="toc3"></a><a name="pdf4" id="pdf4"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">CONTENTS</span></h1>
+
+ <table summary="This is a table" cellspacing="0" class="tei tei-table" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em"><colgroup span="2"></colgroup><tbody><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">CHAPTER I.</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell"></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: right"><span style="font-size: 75%">PAGE</span></span></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">Buried records—<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Litera scripta manet</span></span>—The survival of the unfit—A
+literary octopus—Sybaritic mountaineering—On mountain
+<span class="tei tei-q">“form”</span>—Lessons to be learned in the Alps—The growth
+and spread of the climbing craze—Variations of the art—A
+tropical day in the valley—A deserted hostelry—The hotel
+staff appears in several characters—Ascent of the Balfrinhorn—Our
+baggage train and transport department—A well-ventilated
+shelter—On sleeping out: its advantages on the
+present occasion—The Mischabelhörner family group—A
+plea for Saas and the Fée plateau—We attack the Südlenzspitz—The
+art of detecting hidden crevasses—Plans for the
+future—Sentiment on a summit—The feast is spread—The
+Alphubeljoch—We meet our warmest welcome at an inn</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a name="corrix" id="corrix" class="tei tei-anchor" style="text-align: right"></a><span class="tei tei-corr" style="text-align: right"><a href="#Pg001" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right">1</a></span></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">CHAPTER II.</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">The Alpine dramatis personæ—Mountaineering fact and romance—The
+thirst for novelty and its symptoms—The first ascent
+of the Moming—Preliminaries are observed—Rock <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">v.</span></span> snow
+mountains—The amateur and the guide on rocks and on
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="pagex">[pg x]</span><a name="Pgx" id="Pgx" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>snow—The programme is made out—Franz Andermatten—Falling
+stones in the gully—We smooth away the difficulties—The
+psychological effects of reaching mountain summits—A
+rock bombardment and a narrow escape—The youthful
+tourist and his baggage—Hotel trials—We are interviewed—The
+gushers</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a href="#Pg031" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right">31</a></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">CHAPTER III.</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">The Alps and the early mountaineers—The last peaks to surrender—The
+Aiguille du Dru—Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury’s
+attempt on the peak—One-day expeditions in the Alps
+and thoughts on huts and sleeping out—The Chamouni
+guide system—A word on guides, past and present—The
+somnolent landlord and his peculiarities—Some of the party
+see a chamois—Doubts as to the peak and the way—The
+duplicity of the Aiguille deceives us—Telescopic observations—An
+ill-arranged glacier—Franz and his mighty axe—A
+start on the rocks in the wrong direction—Progress reported—An
+adjournment—The rocks of the lower peak of the
+Aiguille du Dru—Our first failure—The expedition resumed—A
+new line of ascent—We reach the sticking point—Beaten
+back—The results gained by the two days’ climbing</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a href="#Pg056" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right">56</a></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">CHAPTER IV.</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">The art of meteorological vaticination—The climate we leave
+our homes for—Observations in the valley—The diligence
+arrives and shoots its load—Types of travellers—The Alpine
+habitué—The elderly spinster on tour—A stern Briton—A
+family party—We seek fresh snow-fields—The Bietschhorn—A
+sepulchral bivouac—On early starts and their curious
+effects on the temperament—A choice of routes—A deceptive
+ice gully—The avalanches on the Bietschhorn—We work up
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="pagexi">[pg xi]</span><a name="Pgxi" id="Pgxi" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>to a dramatic situation—The united party nearly fall out—A
+limited panorama—A race for home—Caught out—A short
+cut—Driven to extremities—The water jump—An aged person
+comes to the rescue—A classical banquet at Ried—The
+old curé and his hospitality—A wasted life?</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a href="#Pg096" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right">96</a></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">CHAPTER V.</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">Chamouni again—The hotel <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">clientèle</span></span>—A youthful hero—The inevitable
+English family—A scientific gentleman—A dream
+of the future—The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine
+literature—A condensed mountain ascent—Wanted, a programme—A
+double <span class="tei tei-q">“Brocken”</span>—A hill-side phenomenon and
+a familiar character—A strong argument—Halting doubts
+and fears—A digression on mountaineering accidents—<span class="tei tei-q">“From
+gay to grave, from lively to severe”</span>—The storm
+breaks—A battle with the elements—Beating the air—The
+ridge carried by assault—What next, and next?—A topographical
+problem and a cool proposal—The descent down
+the Vallée Blanche—The old Montanvert hotel—The Montanvert
+path and its frequenters</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a href="#Pg130" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right">130</a></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VI.</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center">“<span class="tei tei-foreign" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-style: italic">Decies repetita placebit</span></span>”</span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure—Expeditions
+on the Aiguille du Dru in 1874—The ridge between the
+Aiguilles du Dru and Verte—<span class="tei tei-q">“Défendu de passer par là”</span>—Distance
+lends enchantment—Other climbers attack the
+peak—View of the mountain from the Col de Balme—We
+try the northern side, and fail more signally than usual—Showing
+that mountain fever is of the recurrent type—We
+take seats below, but have no opportunity of going up
+higher<span class="tei tei-pb" id="pagexii">[pg xii]</span><a name="Pgxii" id="Pgxii" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>—The campaign opens—We go under canvas—A spasmodic
+start, and another failure—A change of tactics and a new
+leader—Our sixteenth attempt—Sports and pastimes at
+Chamouni—The art of cray-fishing—The apparel oft proclaims
+the man—A canine acquaintance—A new ally—The
+turning-point of the expedition—A rehearsal for the final
+performance—A difficult descent—A blank in the narrative—A
+carriage misadventure—A penultimate failure—We start
+with two guides and finish with one—The rocks of the Dru—Maurer
+joins the party—Our nineteenth attempt—A
+narrow escape in the gully—The arête at last—The final
+scramble—Our foe is vanquished and decorated—The return
+journey—Benighted—A moonlight descent—We are graciously
+received—On <span class="tei tei-q">“fair”</span> mountaineering—The prestige
+of new peaks—Chamouni becomes festive—<span class="tei tei-q">“Heut’ Abend
+grosses Feuerwerkfest”</span>—Chamouni dances and shows hospitality—The
+scene closes in </td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a href="#Pg169" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right">169</a></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VII.</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">1. <span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-style: italic">A Pardonable Digression.</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">On well-ordered intellects—The drawbacks of accurate memory—Sub-Alpine
+walks: their admirers and their recommendations—The
+<span class="tei tei-q">“High-Level Route”</span>—The Ruinette—An infallible
+prescription for ill-humour—A climb and a meditation
+on grass slopes—The agile person’s acrobatic feats—The
+psychological effects of sunrise—The ascent of the
+Ruinette—We return to our mutton at Arolla—A vision on
+the hill-side.</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">2. <span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-style: italic">A Little Maiden.</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">Saas in the olden days—A neglected valley—The mountains
+drained dry—A curious omission—The Portienhorn, and its
+good points as a mountain—The chef produces a masterpiece—An
+undesirable tenement to be let unfurnished—An
+evicted family—A rapid act of mountaineering—On the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="pagexiii">[pg xiii]</span><a name="Pgxiii" id="Pgxiii" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>pleasures of little climbs—The various methods of making
+new expeditions on one mountain—On the mountaineer who
+has nothing to learn, and his consequent ignorance </td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a href="#Pg236" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right">236</a></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VIII.</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">Long <span class="tei tei-q">“waits”</span> and entr’actes—The Mont Buet as an unknown
+mountain—We hire carriages—A digression on a stationary
+vehicle—A straggling start—The incomplete moralist—The
+niece to the moralist—A discourse on gourmets—An artistic
+interlude—We become thoughtful, and reach the height of
+sentiment and the top of the Mont Buet—Some other members
+of the party—The mountaineers perform—How glissading
+ambition did o’erleap itself—A vision on the summit—The
+moralist leaves us for a while—Entertainment at the Bérard
+Chalet—View of the Aiguille Verte—The end of the journey</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a href="#Pg266" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right">266</a></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">CHAPTER IX.</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">A FRAGMENT</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">An unauthentic MS.—Solitude on the mountain: its advantages
+to the historian of the Alps—A rope walk—The crossing of
+the Schrund—A novel form of avalanche and an airy situation—A
+towering obstacle—The issue of the expedition in
+the balance—A very narrow escape—The final rush—Victory!—The
+perils of the descent—I plunge <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">in medias res</span></span>—A
+flying descent</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a name="corrxiv" id="corrxiv" class="tei tei-anchor" style="text-align: right"></a><span class="tei tei-corr" style="text-align: right"><a href="#Pg291" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right">291</a></span></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center">CHAPTER X.</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">Mountaineers and their critics—The early days of the Alpine
+Club—The founders of mountaineering—The growth of the
+ <span class="tei tei-pb" id="pagexiv">[pg xiv]</span><a name="Pgxiv" id="Pgxiv" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>amusement—Novelty and exploration—The formation of
+centres—Narrowing of the field of mountaineering—The upward
+limit of mountaineering—De Saussure’s experience—Modern
+development of climbing—Mr. Whymper’s experience—Mr.
+Graham’s experience—The ascent of great heights—Mr.
+Grove’s views—Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher’s balloon
+experiences—Reasons for dissenting from Mr. Glaisher’s
+views—The possibility of ascending Mount Everest—Physiological
+aspect of the question—Acclimatisation to great
+heights—The direction in which mountaineering should be
+developed—The results that may be obtained—Chamouni a
+century hence—A Rip van Winkle in the Pennine Alps—The
+dangers of mountaineering—Conclusion</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a href="#Pg300" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right">300</a></td>
+ </tr></tbody></table>
+ <div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 15%" /></div>
+ <table summary="This is a table" cellspacing="0" class="tei tei-table" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em"><colgroup span="2"></colgroup><tbody><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td colspan="2" class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: center"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 120%">ILLUSTRATIONS</span></span></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell"><span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">The Bietschhorn from the Petersgrat</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: right"><a href="#Pgii" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right"><span style="font-style: italic">Frontispiece</span></a></span></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell"><span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">The Aiguille du Dru from the South</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a href="#fig169" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: right"><span style="font-style: italic">to face page</span></span> 169</a></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell"><span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">A Vision on a Summit</span></span></td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell" style="text-align: right"><a href="#fig282" class="tei tei-ref" style="text-align: right">"     282</a></td>
+ </tr></tbody></table>
+
+ </div>
+</div>
+<hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-body" style="margin-bottom: 6.00em; margin-top: 6.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page1">[pg 1]</span><a name="Pg001" id="Pg001" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em"><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 173%">ABOVE THE SNOW LINE</span></span></p>
+
+ <div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<a name="toc5" id="toc5"></a>
+<a name="pdf6" id="pdf6"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER I.</span></h1>
+
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE</span></h1>
+
+<div class="tei tei-argument" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em"><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+Buried records—</span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">Litera scripta manet</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">—The survival of the unfit—A
+literary octopus—Sybaritic mountaineering—On mountain
+</span><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">form</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">—Lessons to be learned in the Alps—The growth and
+spread of the climbing craze—Variations of the art—A tropical
+day in the valley—A deserted hostelry—The hotel staff appears
+in several characters—Ascent of the Balfrinhorn—Our baggage
+train and transport department—A well-ventilated shelter—On
+sleeping out: its advantages on the present occasion—The Mischabelhörner
+family group—A plea for Saas and the Fée plateau—We
+attack the Südlenzspitz—The art of detecting hidden
+crevasses—Plans for the future—Sentiment on a summit—The
+feast is spread—The Alphubeljoch—We meet our warmest
+welcome at an inn.
+</span></p></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+There exists a class of generously-minded folk who
+display a desire to improve their fellow-creatures
+and a love for their species, by referring pointedly to
+others for the purpose of mentioning that the objects
+of their remarks have never been guilty of certain
+enormities: a critical process, which is about equivalent
+to tarring an individual, but, from humanitarian
+considerations, omitting to feather him also. The
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page2">[pg 2]</span><a name="Pg002" id="Pg002" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>ordeal, as applied to others, is unwarrantable; but
+there is a certain odd pleasure in subjecting oneself
+to it. Now, it is but a paraphrase to say that the
+more we go about, the more, in all probability, shall
+we be strengthened in the conviction that the paradise
+of fools must have a large acreage. The average
+Briton has a constantly present dread that he is likely
+to do something to justify his admission into that
+department of Elysium. The thought that he has
+so qualified, will wake him up if it crosses his mind
+even in a dream, or make his blood run cold—whatever
+that may mean—in his active state. Thus it
+falls out that he is for ever, as it were, conning over
+the pass-book of his actions, and marvelling how
+few entries he can find on the credit side, as he
+does so. It is asserted as a fact (and it were hard
+to gainsay the sentiment), that <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Litera scripta manet</span></span>.
+No doubt; but how much more obtrusively true is it
+that printed matter is as indestructible as the Hydra?
+It has occurred sometimes to the writer, on very,
+very sleepless nights, to take down from a shelf, to
+slap the cover in order to get rid of a considerable
+amount of dust, and to peruse, in a volume well-known
+to all members of the Alpine Club, accounts written
+years before, of early mountain expeditions. To trace
+in some such way, at any rate to search for, indications
+of a fancied development of mind has a curious
+fascination for the solitary man. Effusions which an
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page3">[pg 3]</span><a name="Pg003" id="Pg003" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>author would jealously hide away from the eyes of his
+friends, have a strangely absorbing interest to the
+man who reflects that he himself was their perpetrator.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The survival of the unfit</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We most of us, whatever principles we assert on the
+matter, keep stowed away, in some corner or another,
+the overflow of a fancied talent. The form varies:
+it may, perhaps, be a five act tragedy, possibly a
+psychological disquisition, or a sensational novel in
+three volumes of MS. It is a satisfaction to turn
+such treasures out from time to time when no eyes
+are upon us, even if it be only to thank Heaven
+devoutly that they have always lain unknown and
+uncriticised. <span class="tei tei-q">“Il n’y a rien qui rafraichisse le sang
+comme d’avoir su éviter de faire une sottise.”</span> Of
+work done, of which the author had no especial
+reason to be proud, a feeling of thankfulness in a
+lesser degree may arise from the consciousness that,
+if ever recognised at all, it is now, happily, forgotten.
+So have these early effusions sometimes amused,
+not infrequently astounded, and at the worst have
+nearly always brought the wished-for slumber; and
+yet in Alpine writings the same accounts were for
+the most part as faithful representations as the writer
+could set down on paper of impressions made at
+the time. It has often occurred to me to ask what
+manner of description a writer would give of an
+expedition made many years before. How would the
+lapse of time influence him? Would he make light
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page4">[pg 4]</span><a name="Pg004" id="Pg004" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>of whatever danger there was? Would the picture
+require a very decided coat of varnish to make it at
+all recognisable? Would the crudities come out still
+more strongly, or would the colours all have faded
+and sunk harmoniously together in his picture? The
+speculation promised to be interesting enough to
+make it worth while to give practical effect to the
+idea. Now the expedition narrated in this chapter
+was made in 1870, and possibly, therefore, if a description
+were worth giving at all, it had better have
+been given fresh. We can always find some proverb
+tending more or less to justify any course of action
+that we may be desirous of pursuing, and by distorting
+the meaning of a quotation manage to serve our own
+ends. Of all the ill-used remarks of this nature, surely
+the most often employed is, <span class="tei tei-q">“Better late than never;”</span>
+the extreme elasticity of which saying, in the application
+thereof, is well evidenced by the doctor who
+employed it in justification of his late arrival when he
+came on a professional visit to the lady and found the
+baby learning its alphabet.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Sybaritic mountaineering</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+When an aquarium was a fashionable resort,
+amongst a good many queer and loose fish, we became
+familiar with a monstrously ill-favoured beast
+called a cuttle-fish: and may have had a chance of
+seeing how the animal, if attacked by his physical
+superior, resorted to the ingenious plan of effusing
+a quantity of ink, and, under cover of this, retreating
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page5">[pg 5]</span><a name="Pg005" id="Pg005" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>hastily backwards out of harm’s way. There are
+some, less ingenuous than the Octopus, who retreat
+first into obscurity and then pour out their effusion of
+ink. But it is more common to use the flare of an
+epigram or of a proverb, as a conjurer does his wand,
+to distract attention for the moment and divert the
+thought current from matters we do not wish to be
+too evident. At any rate, I must in the present instance
+lay under tribute the author of Proverbs, and
+add another straw to the already portentous burden
+that they who wish to compound for literary sins have
+already piled on his back. Apologising is, however, a
+dangerous vice, as a well-known writer has remarked.
+The account, though a sort of literary congenital
+cripple, has still a prescriptive right to live. Besides
+this expedition was undertaken in the pre-Sybaritic age
+of mountaineering, and before the later refinements of
+that art and science had taken firm hold of its
+votaries. What would the stern explorers of former
+time have thought, or said, if they had perceived
+persons engaged on the glaciers sitting down on camp-stools
+to a light refection of truffle pie and cold punch?
+Such banquets are not uncommon now, though precisians
+with a tendency to dyspepsia still object
+strongly to them. In those days, too, mountaineers
+were not so much differentiated that climbers were
+talked of by their fellows like cricketers are described
+in the book of Lillywhite. <span class="tei tei-q">“Jones,”</span> for instance, <span class="tei tei-q">“is a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page6">[pg 6]</span><a name="Pg006" id="Pg006" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>brilliant cragsman, but inclined to be careless on
+moraines.”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Noakes,”</span> again, <span class="tei tei-q">“remarkably sure and steady
+on snow, fairly good in a couloir, would do better if he
+did not possess such an astounding appetite and would
+pay more attention to the use of the rope.”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Stokes
+possesses remarkable knowledge of the Alps; on rocks
+climbs with his head; we wish we could say honestly
+that he can climb at all with his hands and feet.”</span>
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Thompson, first-rate step-cutter; walks on snow with
+the graceful gait and unlaboured action of a shrimp-catcher
+at his work: kicks down every loose stone he
+touches.”</span> Thus different styles of climbing are recognised.
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Form,”</span> as it is called in climbing, was in the
+old days an unknown term, and yet it is probable that
+the <span class="tei tei-q">“form”</span> was by no means inferior to any that can
+be shown now-a-days. The reason is obvious enough
+and the explanation lies simply in the fact that the
+apprenticeship served in the mountains was then
+much longer than it is now. People did not so often
+try to ride a steeple-chase before they had learnt to
+sit in a saddle, or appreciated that the near side was
+the best by which to get up. When this particular
+expedition was made (towards which I feel that I am
+an unconscionable time in making a start) I had been
+five or six seasons in the Alps, during the first two of
+which I had never set foot on a snow-slope. There
+had always seemed to me from the first, to be so much
+absolutely to learn in mountaineering: there is no
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page7">[pg 7]</span><a name="Pg007" id="Pg007" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>less now, indeed there is more, for the science has
+been developed, but it seems beyond doubt, that fewer
+people recognise the fact. Like most other arts, it
+can only be learnt in one way, by constant practice, by
+constant care and attention and by always doing everything
+in the mountains to the best of one’s ability.
+Too many may seem to think that there is a royal
+road, and fail to recognise that a plebeian does not alter
+his status by walking along this variety of highway.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The growth of the climbing craze</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Time rolled on. The fascination of climbing
+spread abroad, and it followed with the increasing
+number of mountaineers that more and more difficulties
+were experienced in attempts to diversify the
+sport in the Alps alone, and in emerging from the
+common herd of climbers. Then a new danger arose.
+The sport grew fashionable—a serious symptom to
+its true lovers. Books of Alpine adventure readily
+found readers; novels, and other forms of nonsense,
+were written about the mountains; accounts of new
+expeditions were telegraphed at once to all parts of
+the world, and found as important a place in the
+newspapers as the Derby betting, or the latest reports
+as to the precise medical details of some eminent person’s
+internal complaint. Still further did the craving
+for novelty spread, and more strange did the means of
+satisfying it become. The mountains were ascended
+without guides: in winter; by people afflicted with
+mental aberration who wore tall hats and frock coats
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page8">[pg 8]</span><a name="Pg008" id="Pg008" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>on the glaciers; by persons who were ignorant of the
+laws of optics as applied to large telescopes; in bad
+weather, by wrong routes and so forth. Then, too,
+set in what may be called the variation craze. This
+is very infectious. For those who can see no beauty in
+a scene that some one else has gazed on before it is
+still a passion. We may still at times, in the Alps,
+hear people say, <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh yes, that is a very fine expedition,
+no doubt, but I don’t think I care much about
+undertaking it; you see so and so has done it;
+couldn’t we manage to strike out a different line?”</span>
+The result is a <span class="tei tei-q">“variation”</span> expedition. The composer
+when hard driven, and not strongly under the influence
+of the Muse, will at times take some innocent,
+simple melody and submit it to exquisite torture by
+writing what he is pleased to call variations. Sometimes
+he will not rest till he has perpetrated as many
+as thirty-two on some innocent little tune of our
+childhood. The original air becomes entirely lost,
+like a sixpence buried in a flour bag, and we may
+marvel, for instance, as may the travelled American,
+at the immense amount of foreign matter that may be
+introduced into <span class="tei tei-q">“Home, sweet home.”</span> Even so does
+the climber sometimes practise his art. But for one
+who entertains a strict respect for the old order of
+things, and for the memory of an age of mountaineering
+now rapidly passing into oblivion, to write in any
+such strain would be intolerable. And so, even as a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page9">[pg 9]</span><a name="Pg009" id="Pg009" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>theatrical manager when his brilliant play, stolen, or,
+as it is generally described, <span class="tei tei-q">“adapted,”</span> from the French,
+does not run, I may be allowed to raise the curtain on
+a revival of the old drama, a comedy in one short
+act, and not provided with any very thrilling <span class="tei tei-q">“situations.”</span>
+The <span class="tei tei-q">“scenarium”</span> lay ready to hand in the
+leaves of an old journal, which may possibly share,
+with other old leaves, the property of being rather
+dry. But we are meandering, as it were, in the
+valleys, and run some risk of digressing too far from
+the path which should lead to the mountain in hand.
+There is a story of a clergyman who selected a rather
+long text as a preface to his discourse, and finding,
+when he had read it at length a second time, that his
+congregation were mostly disposed in attitudes which
+might be of attention, but which were, at the same
+time, suggestive of slumber, wisely concluded to defer
+enlarging upon it till a more fitting occasion, and dismissed
+his hearers, or at any rate those present, with
+the remark that they had heard his text and that he
+would not presume to mar its effectiveness by any
+exordium upon it. <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Revenons.</span></span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A tropical day in the valley</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the early part of August 1870, our party walked
+one sultry day up the Saas Valley. The dust glittered
+thick and yellow on our boots. Many of the smaller
+brooks had struck work altogether, while the main
+river was reduced to a clear stream trickling lazily
+down between sloping banks of rounded white boulders
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page10">[pg 10]</span><a name="Pg010" id="Pg010" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>that shone with a painful glare in the strong sunlight.
+The more muscular of the grasshoppers found their
+limbs so lissom in the warmth that they achieved the
+most prodigious leaps out of sheer lightheartedness;
+for they sprang so far that they could have had no
+definite idea where they might chance to light. On
+the stone walls busy little lizards, with heaving flanks,
+scurried about with little fitful spurts, and vanished
+abruptly into the crannies, perpetually playing hide
+and seek with each other, and always seeming out of
+breath. The foliage drooped motionless in the heavy
+air and the shadows it cast lengthened along the dusty
+ground as steadily as the streak on a sundial. The
+smoke from the guides’ pipes (and guides, like itinerant
+nigger minstrels, always have pipes in their mouths
+when moving from the scene of one performance to
+another) hung in mid air, and the vile choking smell
+of the sputtering lucifer matches was perceptible when
+the laggards reached the spot where a man a hundred
+yards ahead had lighted one of these abominations.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+To pass under the shade of a walnut tree was refreshing
+like a cold douche; and to step forth again
+into the heat and glare made one almost gasp.
+Flannel shirts were miserably inadequate to the strain
+put upon their absorbent qualities. The potatoes and
+cabbages were white and piteously dusty. Even the
+pumpkins seemed to be trying to bury their plump
+forms in the cool recesses of the earth. Everywhere
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page11">[pg 11]</span><a name="Pg011" id="Pg011" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>there seemed a consciousness as of a heavy droning
+hum. All of which may be concisely summed up in
+the now classical opening remark of a well-known
+comedy character, one <span class="tei tei-q">“Perkyn Middlewick”</span> to wit,
+<span class="tei tei-q">“It’s ’ot.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A deserted hostelry</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+When within a little distance of the hotel I enquired
+whether it was worth while for one of the
+party to push on to secure rooms. The guides thought,
+on the whole, that it was unnecessary, and this opinion
+was justified subsequently by the fact that we found
+ourselves the sole occupants of the hotel during the
+week or so that we remained in the district. It was
+the year of the war; ugly rumours were about, but
+very few tourists. Selecting, therefore, the most
+luxurious apartment, and having given over to the care
+of one Franz, who appeared in the character of <span class="tei tei-q">“boots”</span>
+to the hotel, a remarkable pair of cowhide brogues of
+original design, as hard as sabots and much more uncomfortable,
+I sat down on a stone slab, in order to
+cool down to a temperature that might permit of dining
+without fear of imperilling digestion. So pleased were
+the hotel authorities at the presence of a traveller that
+they exerted themselves to the utmost to entertain
+us well, and with remarkable results. I find a record
+of the dinner served. There were ten dishes in consecutive
+order, exclusive of what Americans term <span class="tei tei-q">“fixings.”</span>
+As to the nature of nine it was difficult to speak with
+any degree of certainty, but the tenth was apparently
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page12">[pg 12]</span><a name="Pg012" id="Pg012" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>a blackbird that had perished of starvation and whose
+attenuated form the chef had bulged out with extraneous
+matter. Franz, who seemed to be a sort of
+general utility man to the establishment, had thrown
+off, with the ease of a Gomersal or a Ducrow, the outward
+habiliments of a boots and appeared now as a
+waiter, in a shirt so hard and starched that he was
+unable to bend and could only button his waistcoat by
+the sense of touch. The repast over, Franz removed
+the shirt front and unbent thereupon in manner as in
+person. Assuming engaging airs, he entered into
+conversation, disappearing however for short intervals
+at times, in order, as might be inferred from certain
+sounds proceeding from an adjoining apartment, to
+discharge the duties of a chamber-maid. Subsequently
+it transpired that he was the proprietor of the hotel.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The hut above Fée</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We agreed to commence our mountaineering by an
+ascent of the Balfrinhorn, a most charming walk
+and one which even in those days was considered a
+gentle climb. There are few peaks about this district
+which will better repay the climber of moderately high
+ambition, and it is possible to complete the expedition
+without retracing the steps. There is no danger, and
+it is hard to say to what part of the mountain an
+enthusiast would have to go in order to discover any:
+so the expedition, though perhaps prosaic, is still very
+interesting throughout and quite in the olden style.
+The solitude at the hotel was somewhat dull, and the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page13">[pg 13]</span><a name="Pg013" id="Pg013" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>conversational powers of the guides soon exhausted if
+we travelled beyond the subject of chamois hunting, I
+did indeed try on one occasion to explain to them, in
+answer to an earnest request, the military system of
+Great Britain. But, with a limited vocabulary, the
+task was not easy and, as I could not think of any
+words to express what was meant by red tape, circumlocution,
+and short service, my exposition was limited
+to enlarging on the facts that the warriors of my
+native country were exceeding valiant folk with very
+fine chests, that they wore highly padded red coats
+and little hats like half bonbon boxes cocked on one
+side and that they would never consent to be slaves.
+Burgener, anxious for some more stirring expedition,
+suggested that we should climb the Dom from the
+Saas side or make a first ascent of the Südlenzspitz.
+We had often talked of the former expedition, which
+had not at the time been achieved, and, in order to
+facilitate its accomplishment, divers small grants of
+money had been sent out from England to be expended
+in the construction of a hut some five hours’ walk
+above Fée. In answer to enquiries, the guides reported
+with no small amount of pride, that the building
+had been satisfactorily completed and they were
+of opinion that it was ready for occupation. At some
+length the process of building was described and it
+really seemed from their account that they had caused
+to be erected a shelter of unduly pretentious
+dimen<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page14">[pg 14]</span><a name="Pg014" id="Pg014" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>sions. It appeared, however, that the residence was
+equally well placed to serve as a shelter for an ascent
+of the Südlenzspitz and we decided ultimately to
+attack that peak first. Great preparations were
+made; an extensive assortment of very inferior
+blankets was produced and spread out in the road in
+front of the hotel, either for airing or some other ill-defined
+purpose, possibly from some natural pride in
+the extensive resources of the hotel. Then they pulled
+down and piled into a little stack, opposite the front
+door, fire wood enough to roast an ox, or convert an
+enthusiast into a saint.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">How ruin seized a roofless thing</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+One fine afternoon we started. The entire staff and
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">personnel</span></span> of the hotel would have turned out to wish
+us good luck, but did not actually do so, as he was
+engaged in a back shed milking a cow. Laden with a
+large bundle of fire wood, I toiled up the steep grass
+slopes above Fée, leading to the Hochbalm glacier.
+The day was oppressively hot, and I was not wholly
+ungrateful on finding that the string round my bundle
+was loose and that the sticks dropped out one after
+another: accordingly I selected a place in the extreme
+rear of the caravan, lest my delinquencies should perchance
+be observed. The sun beat mercilessly down
+upon our backs on these bare slopes and we sighed
+involuntarily for Vallombrosa or Monaco or some
+equally shady place. The guides, who up to that time
+had spoken of their building as if it were of somewhat
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page15">[pg 15]</span><a name="Pg015" id="Pg015" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>palatial dimensions, now began rather to disparage
+the construction. Doubts were expressed as to the
+effects certain storms and heavy falls of snow might
+have had on it and regrets that the weather had
+prevented the builders from attending as minutely to
+details of finish and decoration as they could have
+wished. Putting this and that together, I came to
+the conclusion that the erection would probably be
+found to display but indifferent architectural merit.
+However, there was nothing better to look forward to.
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Where is it?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh, right up there, under the big
+cliff, close to where Alexander is.”</span> In the dim distance
+could be distinguished the form of our guide as
+a little dark mass progressing on two pink flesh-coloured
+streaks, striding rapidly up the hill. The
+phenomenon of colour was due to the fact that,
+prompted by the sultriness of the day, Alexander had
+adopted in his garb a temporary variation of the
+Highland costume. A few minutes later he joined us,
+clothed indeed, and in a right, but still a melancholy
+frame of mind. Shaking his head sadly, he explained
+that a grievous disaster had taken place, evidently in
+the spring. The forebodings of the constructively-minded
+rustics we had left below, who knew about as
+much of architecture as they did of metaphysics,
+proved now to be true. They had remarked that they
+feared lest some chance stone should have fallen, and
+possibly have inflicted damage on the hut. Why they
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page16">[pg 16]</span><a name="Pg016" id="Pg016" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>had selected a site where such an accident might
+happen, was not at the moment quite obvious, but it
+became so later on. Burgener told us that the roof
+had been carried away. Beyond question the roof
+was gone; at any rate it was not there, and the rock
+must have fallen in a remarkable way indeed, for the
+cliff above was slightly overhanging, and the falling
+boulder, which was held accountable for the disaster,
+had carried away every vestige of wood-work about
+the place, not leaving even a splinter or a chip.
+However, to the credit of the builders, be it said that
+they had tidied up and swept very nicely, for there
+was no sawdust to be seen anywhere, nor indeed, any
+trace of carpentering work. The hut consequently
+resolved itself into a semi-circular stone wall, very
+much out of the perpendicular, built against a rock
+face. The chief architect, evidently a thoughtful
+person, had not omitted to leave a door. But it was
+easier on the whole to step over the wall, which I did,
+with as much scorn as Remus himself could have
+thrown into the action when seeking to aggravate his
+brother Romulus. So we entered into possession of
+the premises without, at any rate, the trouble of any
+preliminary legal formalities.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">On sleeping out</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the matter of sleeping out, all mountaineers
+pass, provided they keep long enough at it, through
+three stages. In the early period, when imbued with
+what has been poetically termed the <span class="tei tei-q">“ecstatic alacrity”</span>
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page17">[pg 17]</span><a name="Pg017" id="Pg017" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>of youth, they burn with a desire to undergo hardship
+on mountains. Possibly a craving for sympathy
+in discomfort—that most universal of human attributes—prompts
+them to spend their nights in the
+most unsuitable places for repose. The practical
+carrying out of this tendency is apt to freeze very
+literally their ardour; at least, it did so in our case.
+Then follows a period during which the climber laughs
+to scorn any idea of dividing his mountain expedition.
+He starts the moment after midnight and plods along
+with a gait as free and elastic as that of a stage
+pilgrim or a competitor in a six days’ <span class="tei tei-q">“go-as-you-please”</span>
+pedestrian contest: for those who have a certain
+gift of somnambulism this method has its advantages.
+Finally comes a stage when the climber’s one
+thought is to get all the enjoyment possible out of his
+expedition and to get it in the way that seems best
+at the time. Now again he may be found at times
+tenanting huts, or the forms of shelter which are
+supposed to represent them. But his manner is
+changed; he no longer travels burdened with the impedimenta
+of his earlier days. He never looks at his
+watch now, except to ascertain the utmost limit of
+time he can dwell on a view. With advancing years
+and increasing Alpine wisdom, he derides the idea of
+accurately timing an expedition. His pedometer is
+probably left at home; he eats whenever he is hungry,
+and ceases to consider it a <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">sine quâ non</span></span> that he must
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page18">[pg 18]</span><a name="Pg018" id="Pg018" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>return to hotel quarters in time for dinner. Nor does
+he ever commit the youthful folly of walking at the
+rate of five miles an hour along the mule path in the
+valley or the high road at the end of an expedition,
+gaining thereby sore feet and absolutely nothing else.
+When he has reached this stage, however, he is considered
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">passé</span></span>; and when he has reached this stage
+he probably begins really to appreciate to the full the
+depth of the charm to be found in mountaineering.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+But I digress even as the driven pig. A miserable
+night did we spend behind the stone wall. About
+9 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">P.M.</span></span> came a furious hail-storm: at 10 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">P.M.</span></span> rain fell
+heavily: at 11 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">P.M.</span></span> snow began and went on till daybreak
+about 4 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span> At 5 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span> we got up quite stiff
+and stark like a recently killed villain of melodrama,
+when carried off the stage by four supers. By 6 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span>
+I had got into my boots. At 9 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span> we swooped down
+once more on Franz at the hotel at Saas, persuaded
+him to relinquish certain scavenging occupations in
+which he was engaged, and to resume his post of
+waiter. A day or two later we sought our shelter
+once more. No luxurious provisions did we take with
+us. Some remarkable red wine, so sour that it forced
+one involuntarily to turn the head round over the
+shoulder on drinking it, filled one knapsack. The
+other contained slices of bread with parallel strata of
+a greasy nature intervening. These were spoken of,
+when we had occasion to allude to them, as
+sand<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page19">[pg 19]</span><a name="Pg019" id="Pg019" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>wiches. The fat was found to be an excellent
+emollient to my boots.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The Südlenzspitz</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Südlenzspitz, though tall, labours under the
+topographical disadvantage of being placed in the
+company of giants. Close by, on the north side, is
+the Nadelhorn (14,876 ft.), while to the south, at no
+great distance, the Dom towers far above, reaching
+a height of 14,942 feet. In the Federal map of
+Switzerland (which is not very accurate in its delineation
+of the Saas district), the height of the
+Südlenzspitz is marked as 14,108 ft. North and south
+from the Südlenzspitz, stretch away well-marked,
+but not particularly sharp ridges, the northern being
+chiefly of snow, and inclined at a moderate angle.
+To the east, a sharper rocky ridge falls away, terminating
+below, after the fashion of a <span class="tei tei-q">“rational”</span>
+divided skirt, in two undecided continuations which
+enclosed the Fall glacier. Climbing up by this ridge,
+Mr. W. W. Graham ascended the mountain in 1882.
+The <span class="tei tei-q">“variation”</span> is described as presenting very serious
+difficulties. But in our day, the old-fashioned custom
+of ascending mountains by the most obviously practicable
+way was still in vogue, and we decided, therefore,
+to make for the northern buttress. Leaping
+over the wall enclosing the ground-floor of our bivouac,
+we descended on to the Hochbalm glacier, made our
+way across the upper snow basin, and in good time
+reached the foot of the slope no great distance south
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page20">[pg 20]</span><a name="Pg020" id="Pg020" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>of the Nadelhorn. The view during this part of the
+walk is very characteristic of the range. From almost
+any point of view, the traveller is surrounded on three
+sides by a clearly marked amphitheatre of very beautifully
+formed mountains. On the right, the shapely
+little Ulrichshorn rises up in a self-sufficient manner,
+like a single artichoke in a vegetable dish. In front
+is the mass of the Nadelhorn and Südlenzspitz, while,
+looking back, the view of the mountains on the east
+side of the Saas valley is one of great and varied
+beauty. It must be confessed that these statements
+are derived principally from a contemplation of the
+map, for, to tell the truth, the recollection of the
+panorama we actually saw is rather indistinct. This
+much, however, I may record with confidence; that in
+all parts of the Saas district, the views struck me,
+in a day when I did not very much look at them,
+as possessing strong individuality and the greatest
+beauty.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A plea for Saas and Fée</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Zermatt district may be still more striking,
+and they who have no time to visit both, no doubt do
+wisely to seek the more hackneyed valley. But for
+such as do not look upon guide-book statements as
+the dicta of an autocrat, and can exercise a thousandth
+part of the independence of judgment they manifest
+in the ordinary affairs of life, a brief deviation to the
+Saas country will come as a revelation. After the
+crowd, dust, and bustle of the highway to the
+re<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page21">[pg 21]</span><a name="Pg021" id="Pg021" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>cognised centre of the Alps, to turn aside to this
+region is a relief, like stepping out of a crowded ball-room
+on to a verandah, or gliding away in a gondola
+from the railway station at Venice. Look, too, at
+the architecture of the great mountains here, and the
+spectator will perceive how nature has succeeded to
+perfection in achieving what all artists fail in doing;
+that is in designing, and in a manner that precludes
+criticism, a pendant; and a pendant too to the Zermatt
+panorama. The necessary object in the foreground
+of the picture—which we all know to be an
+hotel—is provided. Who but nature would think of
+framing a pure white picture in a setting of the soft
+green pastures below, and the deep blue sky above?
+but here it is, and it is perfect. Yet the blue of the
+sky is repeated in the picture, for the towering séracs
+throw azure shadows on the satin-smooth snow slopes
+at their feet. Rest, strength, eternal solidity above in
+the mountain forms and crags; repose, softness, and
+the charm of a brightness below that must yield and
+fade before long to gather force for fresh development
+and renewal. No need to seek far for a parallel in our
+human world. Between the two districts, Zermatt and
+Saas-Fée, there is but the difference between the man
+who impresses at once by the force of character, and
+the man who has to be studied and learned before we
+recognise that he is something beyond the ordinary
+run of our fellow-creatures.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page22">[pg 22]</span><a name="Pg022" id="Pg022" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">We attack the Südlenzspitz</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Before leaving England we had made tolerably
+minute inquiries, but had failed to discover any record
+of a previous ascent of the Südlenzspitz, though, as
+suggested by Mr. W. M. Conway, the mountain may
+have been previously climbed by Mr. Chapman. Some
+uncertainty, therefore, whether we should find any
+traces of previous climbers, gave the required piquancy
+to the expedition. We made at once up the slope
+for a long rocky buttress, and towards a part of the
+mountain down which the guides asserted stones had
+been known to fall in the afternoon. This statement
+was probably made with a view of encouraging their
+charge to greater exertions, for an old sprained ankle
+compelled me to the continual necessity of putting my
+best foot foremost in walking over difficult places.
+Still, the rocks were at no point very formidable, and
+progress was rendered somewhat easier by the fact
+that no critical companion was with me, so I felt at
+perfect liberty to transport myself upwards in any
+style that happened to suit the exigencies of the
+moment. I had not at that time quite passed the
+stage of believing all that the guides asserted with
+reference to the climbing capacities of the individual
+who pays them for assisting his locomotion, and had
+a distinct idea that I mastered all the obstacles in a
+particularly skilful manner. They said as much in
+fact, but reiterated their compliments so often that I
+somewhat fear now that I must frequently have given
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page23">[pg 23]</span><a name="Pg023" id="Pg023" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>occasion for these remarks of approbation; remarks
+which I have since observed are more frequently called
+forth to cover a blunder than to praise an exhibition of
+science. Probably my progress was about as graceful
+and sure as that of a weak-legged puppy placed for the
+first time in its life on a frozen pond, or a cockroach
+seeking to escape from the entrapping basin, for I had
+not then developed, in climbing rocks, the adhesive
+powers of—say the chest, which longer practice will
+sometimes furnish. We were accompanied by a
+porter of advanced years whose conversational powers
+were limited by an odd practice of carrying heavy
+parcels in his mouth. The day before he had carried
+up a large beam of wood for the camp fire in this
+manner. I never met a man with so much jaw and
+so little talk. He had apparently come out in order
+to practise himself for the mastication of the Saas
+mutton, for at the end of the day he would accept of
+nothing but a sum of two francs, for which I was very
+thankful. Similar disinterestedness in men of his
+class is not often met with nowadays.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The art of probing snow</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+After awhile we left the buttress of rock and turned
+our attention to a snow slope and made our way up its
+crest. Here steps were necessary but there was no
+particular difficulty, for the slope resembled a modern
+French drawing-room tragedy, in that it was as broad
+as it was long. We had but to feel that the rope was
+taut, and could then look about with security. In good
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page24">[pg 24]</span><a name="Pg024" id="Pg024" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>time we stepped on to the ridge, and a glance upwards
+showed that the way was easy enough. We could not
+but feel that if we were to achieve the honour of a
+first ascent, such honour would be principally due to
+the fact that we had subdivided the secondary peaks
+of the chain more minutely than other travellers.
+The principle has been carried still further in these
+latter days, and as any little pale fish that can be
+caught and fried is considered whitebait, and any
+article that ladies choose to attach to their heads is
+termed a bonnet, so any point that can be climbed by
+an individual line of ascent is now held to be a separate
+mountain. A considerable snow cornice hung
+over on the northern side of the arête and great care
+was necessary, for the ridge itself was so broad and
+easy, that less careful guides might have made light
+of it; but Burgener, though he had already acquired
+a reputation for brilliancy and dash, never suffered
+himself for one moment to lose sight of the two great
+qualities in a guide, caution and thoroughness. At
+each step he probed the snow in front of him with all
+the diligence of a chiffonnier. It followed that our
+progress was somewhat slow, but it was none the less
+highly instructive. The accurate sense of touch in
+probing doubtful snow with the axe requires and
+deserves very much more practice than most people
+would imagine. The unpractised mountaineer may
+climb with more or less ease a difficult rock the first
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page25">[pg 25]</span><a name="Pg025" id="Pg025" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>time he is brought face to face with it, but long and
+carefully acquired experience is necessary before a
+man can estimate with certainty the bearing power
+of a snow bridge with a single thrust of the axe.
+Indeed many guides of reputation either do not possess
+or never acquire the muscular sense necessary to
+enable them to form a reliable opinion on this matter.
+As a rule, if the rope be properly used and such a
+mistake be made, somebody plunges through, is hauled
+out again and no harm is done; but there are occasions
+when serious accidents have happened, when probably
+lives have been lost owing to want of skilled
+knowledge in this detail of snow mountaineering. I
+have known guides who never failed when they came
+to a treacherous-looking bridge, to give it one apparently
+careless thrust with the axe and then walk
+across with perfect confidence; and I have seen
+others do exactly the same and disappear suddenly
+to cool regions below through the bridge; and <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">vice
+versâ</span></span>. The unskilful prober will make wide detours
+when he might go in safety, and the man of good
+snow touch will avoid what looks sound enough: till
+in returning, perhaps you see that the hard crust concealed
+but rotten things beneath: as in an ill-made
+dumpling. It needs no small amount of training
+to judge between the man who quickly and with
+certainty satisfies himself of the safety of a particular
+snow passage, and the man who is too careless
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page26">[pg 26]</span><a name="Pg026" id="Pg026" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>properly to investigate it; yet without such experience
+the amateur is not really able to decide whether a
+guide be a good or a bad one.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Sentiment on a summit</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Here and there along the ridge short rock passages
+gave a welcome relief and at length we stood on
+the highest point of the ridge which culminates so
+gently in the actual peak of the Südlenzspitz. Our
+first care was to scrape about and hunt diligently for
+traces of any previous party. No relic of conviviality
+could be found, and as all the flat stones about
+appeared to be in their natural state of disorder, we
+piled up some of them into a neat little heap, and
+came to the conclusion that we had performed very
+doughty deeds. But we were younger then. The
+sun was out, there was a dead calm, and we lay
+for a while basking in the warmth and planning a
+serious expedition for some future year. It may seem
+strange in these days of rocket-like mountaineering
+when the climber, like the poet, <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">nascitur non fit</span></span>, but
+the peak whose assault we discussed was none other
+than the Matterhorn. It was no longer thought
+that goblins and elves tenanted its crags; but although
+these spectres had not yet been frightened away and
+turned out of house and home by sardine boxes and
+broken bottles, some trace of prestige still adhered to
+the mountain. It had not then, like a galley slave,
+been bound with chains, or, even as a trussed chicken,
+girt about with many cords. Nor was the ascent of
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page27">[pg 27]</span><a name="Pg027" id="Pg027" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the peak then talked about as carelessly as might be
+a walk along Margate pier. Alexander Burgener had
+never been up the peak, though he was most anxious
+to get an opportunity of doing so. I can remember
+well the advice that was given to me on the top of the
+Südlenzspitz to practise further on a few less formidable
+mountains before attacking the fascinating Mont
+Cervin itself. Alas for the old days and the old style
+of mountaineering! It may be doubted whether such
+discussions often take place nowadays; but then it
+was only my sixth season in the Alps. The following
+year we did hatch out the project laid on the top of
+the Südlenzspitz to climb the Matterhorn together.
+To this moment I can remember as I write every
+detail of the climb and every incident of the day as
+vividly as if it were yesterday; and what a splendid
+expedition it was then. The old, old fascination can
+never come back again in quite the same colours;
+better, perhaps, that it should not. Is it always true
+that <span class="tei tei-q">“a sorrow’s crown of sorrow is remembering
+happier things”</span>? Surely there is a keenness and a
+depth of pleasure to be found in recalling happiness,
+though it may never return in its old form; and the
+memory of pleasure just toned with a trace of sadness
+is one of the most profound emotions that can stir the
+human heart. Go on and climb the Alps ye that
+follow: nowhere else will you find the same pleasure.
+But it is changed, and in this amusement the old
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page28">[pg 28]</span><a name="Pg028" id="Pg028" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>fascination will never be quite the same to you. It
+may be, it will be, equally keen, but as there is a
+difference between skating on virgin ice and that which,
+though still good, is scored by marks of predecessors,
+so will you fail to find a something which in the olden
+days of mountaineering seemed always present. Go
+elsewhere if you will, and seek fresh fields for mountaineering
+enterprise in the Caucasus, the Himalayas,
+the Andes. There you will find the mountains have
+a charm of their own: the mark is as good, but it is
+not the Alpine mark. That has been taken by others.
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Beati possidentes.</span></span>
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The feast is spread</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Judging by the nature of these sentiments it would
+seem that we must have become pensive to the verge
+of slumber while on the summit. In descending, we
+followed our morning’s tracks, and scorning the
+seductive shelter of the hut made straight down for
+the hotel. On this occasion we found Franz, who was
+a man of varied resources and accomplishments,
+hanging his shirt, which apparently he had just
+washed, up to dry. Our unexpected arrival appeared
+to disconcert him a little, for the straitened nature of
+his wardrobe precluded him, to his great disappointment,
+from appearing at dinner in full costume. He
+conceived, however, an ingenious, though somewhat
+transparent subterfuge, and made believe that he had
+got a bad cold in the chest which compelled him to
+button his coat up tight round the neck. In honour
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page29">[pg 29]</span><a name="Pg029" id="Pg029" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>of our achievements he said he would go down to the
+cellar and bring us up a curious old wine. The cellar
+consisted apparently of a packing-case in a shed. Old
+the wine may have been; curious it certainly was, for
+it possessed a strong heathery flavour and seemed to
+turn hot very suddenly and stick fast in the throat
+like champagne at a suburban charity ball. But
+nevertheless, with the remnants of the blackbird or
+some other <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">rara avis</span></span> made into a species of pie, we
+feasted royally.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A few days later we crossed over to Zermatt by
+the Alphubel Joch, a heavy fall of snow having prevented
+any idea of making our contemplated assault
+on the Dom. A Swiss gentleman of a lively nature
+and excessive loquacity accompanied us. He was not
+an adroit snow walker, and disappeared on some five
+or six occasions abruptly into crevasses. The moment,
+however, that he got his head out again, he resumed
+his narrative at the exact point at which it had been
+perforce broken off without exhibiting the least discomposure.
+The subject to which his remarks referred
+I did not succeed in ascertaining. We parted at a
+little chalet not far from the Riffel, leaving our friend
+lying flat on his back on the grass contemplating the sky
+with a fixed expression, with his hands folded over his
+waistcoat. He may have been a poet inspired with
+a sudden desire for composition for aught I know, or
+may have assumed this attitude as likely to facilitate
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page30">[pg 30]</span><a name="Pg030" id="Pg030" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the absorption of a prodigious quantity of milk which
+he took at the chalet.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+As we drew nearer to the odd mixture of highly
+coloured huts and comfortable hotels that make up
+the village of Zermatt, a sense of returning home
+crept over the mind, a consciousness of friends at
+hand, of warm welcomes, mixed with the half presentiment
+that is always felt on such occasions, that
+some change would be found; but happily it was not
+so. The roadway was in its former state; the cobble
+stones a trifle more irregular and worn more smooth,
+but still the same. The same guides, or their prototypes,
+were sitting on the same wall drumming their
+heels. The same artist was hard at work on a sketch
+of the Matterhorn in a field hard by. The same party
+just returning from the Görner Grat. The same
+man looking out with sun-scorched face from the salon
+window and the same click from the self-willed billiard
+balls on the uncertain table below. Ay, and the same
+unmistakable heartfelt greetings and handshakings at
+the door of the Monte Rosa. Churlish indeed should
+we have been if we had sighed to think that we had
+met our warmest welcome at an inn.
+</p>
+
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page31">[pg 31]</span><a name="Pg031" id="Pg031" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc7" id="toc7"></a>
+ <a name="pdf8" id="pdf8"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER II.</span></h1>
+
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT</span></h1>
+
+<div class="tei tei-argument" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em"><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+The Alpine dramatis personæ—Mountaineering fact and romance—The
+thirst for novelty and its symptoms—The first ascent of the
+Moming—Preliminaries are observed—Rock </span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">v.</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%"> snow mountains—The
+amateur and the guide on rocks and on snow—The programme
+is made out—Franz Andermatten—Falling stones in the
+</span><a name="corr031" id="corr031" class="tei tei-anchor" style="text-align: center"></a><span class="tei tei-corr" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%">gully</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">—We smooth away the difficulties—The psychological
+effects of reaching mountain summits—A rock bombardment and
+a narrow escape—The youthful tourist and his baggage—Hotel
+trials—We are interviewed—The gushers.
+</span></p></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The writer of an Alpine narrative labours under more
+disadvantages than most literary folk—if authors
+generally will permit the association, and allow that
+those who rush into print with their Alpine experiences
+have the smallest claim to be dignified with such a
+title. One drawback is that their accounts necessarily
+suffer from a paucity of characters. A five-act tragedy
+supported, to use a theatrical expression, by two walking
+gentlemen, one heavy lead and a low comedy
+<span class="tei tei-q">“super,”</span> might possibly pall upon an audience, but in
+Alpine literature, if I may be permitted to push the
+metaphor a little further, not only is this the case but
+the unhappy reader finds the characters like <span class="tei tei-q">“barn
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page32">[pg 32]</span><a name="Pg032" id="Pg032" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>stormers”</span> playing now comedy, now tragedy, and
+sometimes, it may possibly be added, dramas of
+romance.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Fact and romance</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Again, in all matters absolutely relating to mountaineering
+in the Alps, the narrator feels bound
+to stick to matters of fact. The drama of romance
+must be excluded from his répertoire, or, at any rate,
+very cautiously handled. I knew a man once, who
+on a single occasion went a-fishing in Norway and
+caught a salmon. Naturally he was proud of the
+achievement, and when in the company of brother
+sportsmen, would hold up his head, assume a knowing
+air, and take part in the conversation, such conversation
+relating, of course, to the size of the various fish
+those present had caught. Such unswerving and
+prosaic veracity did my friend possess, that, though
+sorely tempted as he must have been on many occasions,
+for ten years he never added a single ounce to
+the weight of his fish. A writer, an Alpine scribbler
+at any rate, is perhaps justified if he introduces
+incidents into an account of an expedition which may
+not have happened on that particular occasion, but
+which did happen on some other; and surely he
+may, without impropriety, romance a little on such
+part of his work as is not strictly geographical; for
+example, he may describe a chalet as being dirty,
+when according to the peasant’s standard of cleanliness
+it would have been considered spotless, or describe
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page33">[pg 33]</span><a name="Pg033" id="Pg033" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>a view as magnificent, when as a matter of fact he
+paid no attention to it, but he would be acting most
+culpably if he asserted that he got within fifty feet of
+the summit, well knowing that he was not fifty feet
+from the base of the peak, or if he stated that rocks
+were impossible, or an ice-fall impracticable, when the
+sole reason for his failure consisted in his being possessed
+with a strong desire to go back home. Of course
+a writer can only give his own impressions, and these
+are much tempered by increased experience and the
+lapse of time, but in taking up old accounts of
+Alpine work one not unfrequently finds a good deal
+of description that requires toning down. In these
+sketches I have striven honestly to render all that relates
+intimately to the actual mountains as accurate
+as possible, and would sooner be considered a dull than
+an unreliable historian.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It is no easy matter to reproduce almost on the
+spot an account of a climb with absolute accuracy,
+however strong the desire may be to do so. Besides,
+a climber does not pursue his pastime with a note
+book perpetually open before him. If he does, his
+mountaineering is more of a business than he is
+usually willing to admit. The guide often, the
+amateur commonly, fails to recognise exactly from a
+distance a line of ascent or descent on rocks, though
+but just completed. Still more difficult is it to work
+out the precise details of a particular route on a map
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page34">[pg 34]</span><a name="Pg034" id="Pg034" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>or photograph. The microscopist knows that the
+higher powers of his instrument give him no additional
+insight into the structure of certain objects,
+but rather mislead. Even so may my readers be
+asked to employ but gymnoscopic criticism of these
+sketches.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The thirst for novelty</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In September 1872 our party reached Zermatt
+from Chamouni by the <span class="tei tei-q">“high-level”</span> route, a series of
+walks which no amount of familiarity will ever deprive
+of their charm, and concerning which more will be
+found elsewhere in this work. All Alpine climbers
+were then burning as fiercely as they ever did to
+achieve something new. They had just begun to
+realise that the stock of new peaks and passes was
+not inexhaustible, and that the supply was wholly
+inadequate to meet the demand. This feeling showed
+itself in various ways. Climbers looked upon each
+other with something of suspicion and jealousy, and
+if any new expedition was being planned by any one
+of their number the others would quickly recognise
+the state of affairs. If an Alpine man were found
+secreted in obscure corners conversing in a low voice
+with his guides and intent on a study of the map, or
+if he returned evasive answers when questioned as to
+his plans, he was at once set down as having, probably,
+a new expedition in mind. As for the guides,
+they assumed at once airs of importance, as does a
+commencing schoolboy newly arrayed in a tall hat,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page35">[pg 35]</span><a name="Pg035" id="Pg035" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>and exhibited such mystery that their intentions were
+unmistakable. Their behaviour, indeed, may have
+been partly due to the fact that the natural efforts of
+their comrades to extract information was invariably
+accompanied by somewhat undue hospitality, and their
+brotherly feelings were usually expressed in an acceptably
+liquid form. As a rule such hospitality did not
+fail in its object. Whether due to a certain natural
+leakiness of mind on the part of the guides or not,
+I cannot say, but certainly the information always
+oozed out, and the intentions of the party were invariably
+thoroughly well known before the expedition
+actually started to achieve fresh glory. Every one of
+the first-rate peaks in the Zermatt district had been
+ascended, most of them over and over again, before
+1872, but the Rothhorn was still out of the pale of
+the Zermatt expeditions. Messrs. Leslie Stephen
+and F. Craufurd Grove, who first climbed the peak,
+ascended it from Zinal, and descended to the same
+place. It seemed to us, therefore, that if we could
+prove the accessibility of the mountain from Zermatt,
+we should do something more than merely climb the
+peak by a new route. The rocks looked attractive,
+and the peak itself lay so immediately above Zermatt
+that it seemed possible enough to make the ascent
+without sleeping out or consuming any great amount
+of time.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We went through all the necessary preliminary
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page36">[pg 36]</span><a name="Pg036" id="Pg036" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>formalities. We assumed airs of mystery at times;
+why, I know not. We inspected distant peaks through
+the telescope. At other times we displayed an excess
+of candour, and talked effusively about districts remote
+from that which we intended to investigate.
+We climbed up a hill, and surveyed the face of our
+mountain through a telescope, thereby wasting a day
+and acquiring no information whatever. We pointed
+out to each other the parts of the mountain which
+appeared most difficult, and displayed marvellous differences
+of opinion on the subject, owing, as it is usually
+the case, to the circumstance that we were commonly,
+in all probability, talking at the same time about totally
+distinct parts of the peak. With the telescope I succeeded
+in discovering to my own entire satisfaction a
+perfectly impracticable route to the summit. Finally,
+in order that no single precaution might be omitted
+to ensure success, we sent up the guides to reconnoitre—a
+most useless proceeding. We had new
+nails put in our boots, ordered provisions, uncoiled
+our rope and coiled it up again quite unnecessarily,
+gave directions that we should be called at an unhallowed
+hour in the morning, and went to bed under
+the impression that we should not be object in the least
+to turn out at the time arranged.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Rock v. snow mountains</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It is on the rock mountains of Switzerland that
+the acme of enjoyment is to be found. Not that
+I wish to disparage the snow-peaks; but if a
+com<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page37">[pg 37]</span><a name="Pg037" id="Pg037" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>parison be instituted it is to most climbers, at any rate
+in their youthful days, infinitely in favour of the rock.
+Of course it may be argued that there are comparatively
+few mountains where the two are not combined.
+But a mountaineer classifies peaks roughly
+as rock or snow, according to the chief obstacles that
+each presents. A climber may encounter serious
+difficulties in the way of bergschrunds, steep couloirs,
+soft snow, and so forth; but if on the same expedition
+he meets with rocks which compel him to put
+forth greater energies and perseverance than the snow
+required, he will set the expedition down as a difficult
+rock climb, simply, of course, because the idea of
+difficulty which is most vividly impressed on his mind
+is in connection with that portion of his climb, and
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">vice versâ</span></span>. An undeniable drawback to the snow
+peaks consists in their monotony. The long series of
+steps that have to be cut at times, or the dreary wading
+for hours through soft or powdery snow, are not
+always forgotten in the pleasure of overcoming the
+difficulties of a crevasse, reaching the summit of a
+peak, or the excitement of a good glissade. It is the
+diversity of obstacles that meet the rock climber, the
+uncertainty as to what may turn up next, the doubt
+as to the possibility of finding the friendly crack or
+the apposite ledge, that constitute some of the main
+charms. Every step is different, every muscle is called
+into play as the climber is now flattened against a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page38">[pg 38]</span><a name="Pg038" id="Pg038" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>rough slab, now abnormally stretched from one hold
+to another, or folded up like the conventional pictures
+of the ibex, and every step can be recalled afterwards
+with pleasure and amusement as the mountain is
+climbed over again in imagination.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The amateur and the guide</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+But there is more than this; on rocks the amateur
+is much less dependent on his guides and has much
+more opportunity of exercising his own powers. It
+must be admitted that on rocks some amateurs are
+occasionally wholly dependent not on, but from their
+guides, and take no more active share in locomotion
+than does a bale of goods in its transit from a ship’s
+hold to a warehouse. Too often the amateurs who
+will not take the trouble to learn something of the
+science and art of mountaineering are but an impediment,
+an extra burden, as has been often said, to the
+guides. The guides have to hack out huge steps for
+their benefit. The amateurs wholly trust to them for
+steering clear of avalanches, rotten snow bridges, and
+the like. The amateur’s share in a snow ascent
+usually consists, in fact, either in counselling retreat,
+insisting on progress, indicating impossible lines of
+ascent, or in the highly intellectual and arithmetical
+exercise of counting the number of steps hewn out to
+ensure his locomotion in the proper direction.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Place the unpaid climber, on the other hand, on
+rocks. Here the probability is that a slip will entail
+no unpleasant consequences to anyone but the slipper.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page39">[pg 39]</span><a name="Pg039" id="Pg039" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>The power of sustaining a sudden strain is so enormously
+increased when the hands have a firm grip
+that the amateur can, if he please, sprawl and
+scramble unaided over difficult places with satisfaction
+to himself and usually without risk to anyone else;
+that is, as soon as he has fully persuaded the guides (no
+easy task, I admit) that the process of pulling vehemently
+at the rope, possibly encircling his waist in a
+slip knot, is as detrimental to his equilibrium as it is to
+his digestion. Guides, however, as has been hinted,
+do not acknowledge this fact in animal mechanics,
+and their employers frequently experience as an acute
+torture that compressing process which, more deliberately
+applied, is not regarded by some as hurtful,
+but rather as a necessary accompaniment of fashionable
+attire. When the amateur has succeeded in
+overcoming the natural instinct of the guides to pull
+when there is no occasion to do so, he becomes a unit
+in the party, a burden of course, and a hindrance to
+some guides, but nothing to what he was on the
+snow.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Sentiments similar to the above have not unfrequently
+been set forth in print: they seldom, if ever,
+actuate the minds of mountaineers when actually
+engaged in their pastime or when describing their
+exploits to less skilled persons.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+There is great satisfaction, too, in translating
+one’s self over a given difficult rock passage without
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page40">[pg 40]</span><a name="Pg040" id="Pg040" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>other assistance than that provided by nature herself,
+and without surreptitious aid from one’s neighbour in
+the shape of steps. Then again, snow mountains are
+as inconsistent as cheap aneroids. One day each step
+costs much labour and toil, and almost the next
+perhaps the peak will allow itself to be conquered in
+one-tenth of the time. Not that the writer seeks to
+argue that there is no pleasure to be derived from
+snow mountains. It is to climbing <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">per se</span></span> that these
+remarks apply. After all, everyone has his own
+opinion; but he who has not tasted the pleasures of
+a really difficult and successful rock climb—especially
+if it be a new one—knows not what the Alps can
+really do for his amusement.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The guides’ room</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+An expedition of suitable magnitude and difficulty
+was suggested by the guides, viz. an ascent of the
+Rothhorn (or Moming) from the Zermatt side. Mr.
+Passingham of Cambridge was at the time staying at
+the Monte Rosa Hotel, and it was soon arranged that
+we should combine our forces. The guides, on being
+asked their opinion as to the projected climb, reported
+diplomatically that, given fine weather, the ascent
+would be difficult but possible. This is the answer
+that the guides generally do give. We decided to
+attempt the whole excursion in a single day, considering
+that a short rest in the comparatively luxurious
+beds provided by M. Seiler was preferable on the
+whole to more prolonged repose in a shepherd’s hut;
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page41">[pg 41]</span><a name="Pg041" id="Pg041" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>for the so-called repose means usually a night of
+misery, and the misery under these conditions is apt
+to make a man literally acquainted with strange
+bed-fellows. At 2 in the morning we sought for
+the guides’ room, to superintend the packing of our
+provisions. It was not easy to find, but at last we
+discovered a dingy little subterranean vault with one
+small window tightly jammed up and covered with
+dust. Of this den there were two occupants. One
+was employed silently in eating large blocks of a
+curious boiled mess out of a pipkin. The other was
+smoking a very complicated pipe, and sitting bolt
+upright on a bench with half a bottle of <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">vin ordinaire</span></span>
+before him. Why he was carousing thus in the
+small hours was not evident. From these signs we
+judged correctly that the apartment was devoted to the
+guides as a dining, smoking, club and recreation room.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our staff was already in attendance, and it struck
+both of us that the success of the expedition was a
+foregone conclusion if it depended on the excellence of
+our guides—Alexander Burgener, the embodiment of
+strength, endurance, and pluck; Ferdinand Imseng,
+of activity and perseverance, alone would have sufficed,
+but we had in addition a tough, weather-beaten, cheery
+companion (for he was always a companion as well as
+a guide), Franz Andermatten, ever sagacious, ever
+helpful and ever determined. It would be hard to
+find a successor adequately to fill our old friend’s place.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page42">[pg 42]</span><a name="Pg042" id="Pg042" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>It is impossible to efface his memory from my mind,
+nor can I ever forget how on that day he showed all
+his best qualities and contributed mainly to our
+success.<a id="noteref_1" name="noteref_1" href="#note_1"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">1</span></span></a> The prologue is spoken; let us raise the
+curtain on the comedy.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A false start</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The guides had already made their usual preparations
+for packing up—that is to say, they had constructed
+a multiplicity of little paper parcels and
+spread them about the room. As to the contents of
+these little parcels, they were of course uncertain, and
+all had to be undone to make sure that nothing had
+been omitted. A good deal of time was thus lost, and
+nothing much was gained, except that we corrected
+the error of packing up a handful of loose lucifers and
+two tallow dips with the butter and honey in a glass
+tumbler. Then the parcels were stowed away in the
+knapsacks, the straps of course all rearranged and
+ultimately replaced by odds and ends of string.
+Eventually, at 3 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span>, we started, leaving the two
+occupants of the guides’ room still engaged in the
+same manner as when they first came under observation,
+and walked up the narrow valley running due
+north of Zermatt and leading towards the Trift Joch
+and the base of the mountain for which we were
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page43">[pg 43]</span><a name="Pg043" id="Pg043" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>making. Having journeyed for about half an hour,
+it was discovered that the telescope had been left
+behind. Franz instantly started off to get it; not
+because it was considered particularly necessary, but
+chiefly on the ground that it is not orthodox to go on
+a new expedition without a telescope. We stumbled up
+the narrow winding path, and close below the moraine
+called our first halt and waited for Franz’s return.
+I selected a cool rock on which to complete the slumber
+which had been commenced in bed and continued on
+a tilted chair in the guides’ room. After waiting an
+hour we decided to proceed, as no answer was returned
+to our frequent shouts. Presently, however, a distant
+yell attracted our attention, and we beheld, to our
+astonishment, the cheery face of Franz looking down
+on us from the top of the moraine. Stimulated by
+this apparition, we pushed on with great vigour,
+clambered up the moraine, whose extreme want of
+cohesion necessitated a treadmill style of progression,
+and having reached the top passed along it to the
+snow. Here we bore first to the right, and then,
+working round, made straight for a sharp-topped
+buttress which juts out at a right angle from the
+main mass of the mountain. Arrived at a patch of
+rocks near the commencement of the arête, we
+disencumbered ourselves of superfluous baggage; that
+is to say, after the traditional manner of mountaineers,
+we discarded about three-fourths of the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page44">[pg 44]</span><a name="Pg044" id="Pg044" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>impedimenta we had so laboriously dragged up to
+that point, and of which at no subsequent period of
+the expedition did we make the slightest use. Next,
+we prepared for such rock difficulties as might present
+themselves, by buttoning up our coats as tight as
+was convenient, and decorated our heads respectively
+with woollen extinguishers like unto the covers placed
+by old maids over cherished teapots.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It is a grand moment that, when the difficulty of
+an expedition opens out, when you grasp the axe
+firmly, settle in to the rope, and brace up the muscles
+for the effort of the hour: a moment probably the
+most pleasurable of the whole expedition, when the
+peak towers clear and bright above, when the climber
+realises that he is on the point of deciding whether he
+shall achieve or fail in achieving a long wished for
+success, or what it may be perhaps allowable to call a
+cutting-out expedition (for even mountain climbers
+are prone to small jealousies). The excitement on
+nearing the actual summit often rather fades away
+than increases, and the climber lounges up the last
+few steps to the top with the same sort of nonchalance
+that a guest invited to drink displays in approaching
+the bar.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Falling stones in the gully</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Dividing into two parties, we passed rapidly along
+the snow ridge which abuts against the east face of the
+mountain. The cliffs of the Rothhorn seem almost to
+overhang on this face, and were from our point of
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page45">[pg 45]</span><a name="Pg045" id="Pg045" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>view magnificent. On the right, too, the precipice is
+a sheer one, to employ a not uncommon epithet.
+Without much difficulty we clambered up the first
+part of the face of the mountain, taking a zigzag
+course towards the large gully which is distinctly
+visible from the other side of the valley, and which
+terminates above in a deep jagged notch in the ridge
+not far below the summit. Gradually the climbing
+became more difficult, and it was found necessary to
+cross the gully backwards and forwards on several
+occasions. In so crossing we were exposed to some
+risk from falling stones; that is to say, some chips and
+bits of rock on a few occasions went flying by without
+any very apparent reason. In those days mountaineers
+were in the habit of considering these projectiles
+as a possible source of risk. A later generation
+would pass them by as easily as the stones passed by
+us, and it is not now the fashion to consider such a
+situation as we were in at all dangerous. It is difficult
+to see the reason why. Perhaps people’s heads
+are harder now than they were then. For the greater
+part of the time we kept to the left or south side of
+the gully, and reaching the notch looked right down
+upon the commencement of the Glacier du Durand, a
+fine expanse of snowfield, singularly wild-looking and
+much crevassed. Turning to the right, we ascended a
+short distance along the ridge, and then a halt was
+called. The guides now proceeded to arrange a length
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page46">[pg 46]</span><a name="Pg046" id="Pg046" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>of some hundred feet of rope on the rocks above to
+assist in our return. The process sorely tried our
+patience, and we were right glad when the signal was
+given to go on again. We had now to leave the arête,
+to descend a little, and so pass on to the west face of
+the mountain, and by this face to ascend and gradually
+work back to the ridge. No doubt during this
+part of the climb we made much the same mistake in
+judgment as had previously been made on a memorable
+ascent of the Matterhorn, and crossed far more
+on to the face than was really necessary or advisable.
+The mountain has since the time when these lines
+were originally written passed through the regular
+stages of gradual depreciation, and it is more difficult
+now to realise that we considered it at the time very
+difficult. Probably, however, subsequent travellers
+have improved considerably on the details of the route
+we actually followed; at any rate the ascent is now
+considered quite proper for a novice to attempt, at
+any rate by the novice himself. We worked ourselves
+slowly along in the teeth of a biting cold wind, and
+without finding the fixed rope necessary to assist our
+progress. Reaching the ridge again, the way became
+distinctly easier, and we felt now that the peak was
+at our mercy. Presently, however, we came to a huge
+inverted pyramid of rock that tried rather successfully
+to look like the summit, and we had some little difficulty
+in surmounting it. By dint of strange acrobatic
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page47">[pg 47]</span><a name="Pg047" id="Pg047" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>feats and considerable exertion we hoisted our leading
+guide on to the top. It was fortunate for him perhaps
+that the seams of his garments were not machine-sewn,
+or he would certainly have rent his raiment. Finding,
+however, that the only alternative that offered when
+he got to the top of the rock was to get down again on
+the other side, the rest of us concluded that on the
+whole we should prefer to walk round. The last few
+yards were perfectly easy, and at 1.30 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">P.M.</span></span> we stood on
+the summit enjoying a most magnificent view in every
+direction.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Effects of reaching a summit</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It is a somewhat curious phenomenon, but one
+frequently remarked, that the mountaineer’s characteristics
+seem abruptly to change when he reaches
+the summit of a peak. The impressionable, excitable
+person instantly becomes preternaturally calm and
+prosaic, while those of lymphatic temperament have
+not unfrequently been observed to develop suddenly
+rather explosive qualities, and to yell or wave their
+hats without any very apparent incitement thereto.
+Individuals whose detractors hold to be gifted with
+poetic attributes have been heard to utter quite
+commonplace remarks, and I have even known a
+phlegmatic companion so far forget himself, under
+these modifying circumstances, as to make an excessively
+bad pun and laugh very heartily at it himself,
+quite an unusual occurrence in a wag. Others find
+relief for their feelings by punching their companions
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page48">[pg 48]</span><a name="Pg048" id="Pg048" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>violently in the back, or resorting to such horse-play
+as the area of the summit allows scope for. Directly,
+however, the descent commences the climber resumes
+his normal nature. The fact is, that in most cases,
+perhaps, the chief pleasure of the expedition does not
+come at the moment when the climber realises that he
+is about to undo, as it were, all his work of the day.
+There is no real climax of an expedition, and, as has
+been said, it is quite artificial to suppose that the
+enjoyment must culminate on reaching the top. But
+still it is considered proper to testify to some unusual
+emotional feelings. Some of the most enjoyable climbs
+that the mountaineer can recall in after life, are not
+those in which he has reached any particular point.
+Guides consider it becoming to evince in a somewhat
+forced way the liveliness of their delight on completing
+an ascent. But such joy as they exhibit is usually
+about as genuine and heartfelt as an organ-grinder’s
+grin, or a Lord Mayor’s smile on receiving a guest
+whom he does not know and who has merely come to
+feed at his expense.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The wind was too cold to permit of a very long
+stay on the summit, and having added a proper
+number of stones to the cairn, a ceremony as indispensable
+as the cutting of a notch in the mainmast
+when the traditional fisherman changes his shirt, we
+descended rapidly to the point where it was necessary
+to quit the ridge. Down the first portion of the steep
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page49">[pg 49]</span><a name="Pg049" id="Pg049" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>rock slope we passed with great caution, some of the
+blocks of stone being treacherously loose, or only
+lightly frozen to the face.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A narrow escape</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We had arrived at the most difficult part of the
+whole climb, and at a rock passage which at that
+time we considered was the nastiest we had ever
+encountered. The smooth, almost unbroken face of
+the slope scarcely afforded any foot-hold, and our
+security almost entirely depended on the rope we had
+laid down in our ascent. Had not the rope been in
+position we should have varied our route, and no
+doubt found a line of descent over this part much
+easier than the one we actually made for, even without
+any help from the fixed cord. Imseng was far
+below, working his way back to the arête, while the
+rest of the party were holding on or moving but
+slowly with faces turned to the mountain. Suddenly
+I heard a shout from above; those below glanced up
+at once: a large flat slab of rock, that had afforded
+us good hold in ascending, but proved now to have
+been only frozen in to a shallow basin of ice, had been
+dislodged by the slightest touch from one of the party
+above, and was sliding down straight at us. It seemed
+an age, though the stone could not have had to
+fall more than ten feet or so, before it reached us.
+Just above me it turned its course slightly; Franz,
+who was just below, more in its direct line of descent,
+attempted to stop the mass, but it ground his hands
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page50">[pg 50]</span><a name="Pg050" id="Pg050" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>against the rock and swept by straight at Imseng. A
+yell from us hardly awoke him to the danger: the
+slab slid on faster and faster, but just as we expected
+to see our guide swept away, the rock gave a bound
+for the first time, and as, with a startled expression,
+he flung himself against the rock face, it leapt
+up and, flying by within a few inches of his head,
+thundered down below. A moment or two of silence
+followed, and then a modified cheer from Imseng, as
+subdued as that of a <span class="tei tei-q">“super”</span> welcoming a theatrical
+king, announced his safety, and he looked up at us
+with a serious expression on his face. Franz’s escape
+had been a remarkably lucky one, but his hands were
+badly cut about and bruised. In fact it was a near
+thing for all of us, and the mere recollection will
+still call up that odd sort of thrill a man experiences
+on suddenly recollecting at 11 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">P.M.</span></span> that he ought to
+have dined out that evening with some very particular
+people. Had not the rock turned its course just
+before it reached Franz, and bounded from the face
+of the mountain over Imseng’s head, one or more
+of the party must unquestionably have been swept
+away. The place was rather an exceptional one,
+and the rock glided a remarkably long distance without
+a bound, but still the incident may serve to
+show that falling stones are not a wholly imaginary
+danger.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The youthful tourist</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It would have been difficult, with the elementary
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page51">[pg 51]</span><a name="Pg051" id="Pg051" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>knowledge of mountaineering that I now see we
+possessed at that day, to have descended without
+using the attached rope, and quite out of the question
+for anyone possessed of a proper respect for his suit
+of dittos to have done so. In this latter respect we
+had to exercise economical caution: for we had no
+very great store at the hotel or many changes of
+raiment. It is generally possible to gauge pretty
+accurately an Alpine traveller’s experience by the
+amount of luggage he takes on a tour. Some tourists,
+following the advice given in the <span class="tei tei-q">“Practical Guide
+Book”</span> (a disconnected work written in the style of
+Mr. Jingle’s conversation, but much in favour at one
+time), were in the habit of travelling with one suit of
+clothes and a portable bath. The latter, though they
+took it with them, they seldom took more than once;
+at the best it was of comparatively little use as an
+article of apparel, but imparted an aromatic flavour
+to anything packed up in its immediate neighbourhood.
+In those youthful days we considered, forsooth,
+that a little leathern wallet adequately replaced a
+portmanteau, and in transporting luggage did not
+always act on the sound commercial maxim that you
+should never do anything for yourself which a paid
+person might do equally well for you; consequently a
+heavy rain shower reduced the traveller to inactivity,
+and an oversight on the part of the laundress entailed
+consequences that it is not permissible to mention.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page52">[pg 52]</span><a name="Pg052" id="Pg052" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Meanwhile our turn had come to move on. A
+zigzagging crack, which was too narrow to admit of
+anything but a most uncomfortable position, afforded
+the only hand and foot hold on which we could rely.
+Our gloveless hands, clutching at the rope, cooled
+down slowly to an unpleasant temperature that rendered
+it doubtful whether they were attached to the
+arms or not, and we began to wish we had gone down
+the Zinal side of the mountain. However, Imseng
+wormed himself along the rocks, to which he adhered
+with the tenacity of a lizard, and finally reached the
+end of our rope and a region of comparative safety.
+We followed his example slowly, and, having joined
+him, seated ourselves on some rocks inappropriately
+designed for repose, and finished off the food we had
+with us. Climbing carefully down the east face of
+the mountain, we reached the snow ridge and passed
+rapidly along it, our spirits rising exuberantly as we
+looked back on the vanquished peak. As usually
+happens, the guides had entirely forgotten the place
+where they had concealed our baggage on the ascent,
+and in fact had hidden it so carefully that they had
+some difficulty in finding it when they came to the spot.
+It is curious to note how often the instinct of guides,
+so much talked about, is at fault in this matter, and
+how systematically they are in the habit of carrying
+up on the mountains superfluous articles, hiding
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page53">[pg 53]</span><a name="Pg053" id="Pg053" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>them with entirely unnecessary precautions, and subsequently
+forgetting the whole transaction.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Hotel trials</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+While they searched about for their cache we
+enjoyed the use of tobacco, if such an expression be
+allowable in the case of some curious stuff purchased
+in the valley. Still, as the packet in which it was
+contained was labelled <span class="tei tei-q">“Tabak,”</span> we considered it to be
+such. Being indulgently disposed, and not being
+profound botanists, poetic license alone enabled us to
+imagine that
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-left: 2.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; margin-left: 14.00em"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left">“We soared above</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">Dull earth, in those ambrosial clouds like Jove,</div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">And from our own empyrean height</div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left">Looked down upon Zermatt with calm delight.”</span></div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The gushers</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It may have been so; it gave me a sore throat.
+Descending rapidly, we reached the Monte Rosa Hotel
+at 7 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">P.M.</span></span>, in an exultant frame of mind, a ragged condition
+of attire, and a preposterous state of hunger.
+The whole time occupied in the climb was sixteen
+hours. Of this an hour was wasted while we were
+waiting for the telescope, and three-quarters of an
+hour was spent in arranging the rope, by the aid of
+which we descended. Probably in actual climbing
+and walking we employed rather under thirteen
+hours; but the snow was in excellent order, and we
+descended on the whole very rapidly. Our trials were
+not over for the day, when we reached the hotel. Two
+arch young things had prepared an ambuscade and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page54">[pg 54]</span><a name="Pg054" id="Pg054" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>surprised us successfully at the door of the hotel.
+Sweetly did they gush. <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh! where had we been?”</span>
+We said we had been up in the mountains, indicating
+the general line of locality with retrospective thumb.
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Oh! wasn’t it fearfully dangerous? Weren’t we all
+tied tightly together?”</span> (as if, on the principle of
+union being strength, we had been fastened up and
+bound like a bundle of quill pens). <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh! hadn’t we
+done something very wonderful?”</span> The situation was
+becoming irritating. <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh! didn’t we have to drag
+ourselves up precipices by the chamois horns on the
+tops of our sticks?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“No indeed——”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh! really,
+now, that guide there”</span> (a driver with imperfectly buttoned
+garments who was sitting on the wall with a
+vacuous look) <span class="tei tei-q">“told us you were <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">such</span></span> wonderful
+climbers.”</span> It was becoming exasperating. <span class="tei tei-q">“And oh!
+we wanted to ask you so much, for you know all about
+it. <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Do</span></span> you think we could walk over the Théodule?
+Papa”</span> (great heavens! he must be a nonagenarian)
+<span class="tei tei-q">“thinks we should be so foolish to try. Could you
+persuade him?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Well, really——”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Wouldn’t the
+precipices make us dreadfully giddy?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“No, no more
+than you are now.”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh! thank you so much. And
+you really won’t tell us what awful ascent you have
+been making?”</span> It was maddening. <span class="tei tei-q">“After dinner
+perhaps?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh! thank you. Oh! Sustie”</span> (this to
+each other; they both spoke together: probably the
+names were Susie and Tottie), <span class="tei tei-q">“won’t that be
+delight<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page55">[pg 55]</span><a name="Pg055" id="Pg055" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>ful?”</span> By dexterous manœuvring we escaped these
+gushing Circes during the evening. Happening to
+pass later on by the open door of the little <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">salon</span></span>, the
+following remark was overheard: <span class="tei tei-q">“My dear, the conceit
+of these climbing objects is quite dreadful. They
+do nothing but flourish their nasty sticks and ropes
+about: they want the whole place to themselves”</span> (we
+had been sitting on wooden chairs in the middle of
+the high street, near an unsavoury heap of refuse),
+<span class="tei tei-q">“and they talk, talk, talk, my dear, all day and all
+night about what they have been doing in the mountains
+and of their nonsensical climbs. And what
+frights they look. I think they are perfectly horrid.”</span>
+Can the voice have been that of the gusher?
+</p>
+
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page56">[pg 56]</span><a name="Pg056" id="Pg056" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc9" id="toc9"></a>
+ <a name="pdf10" id="pdf10"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER III.</span></h1>
+
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</span></h1>
+
+<div class="tei tei-argument" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em"><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+The Alps and the early mountaineers—The last peaks to surrender—The
+Aiguille du Dru—Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury’s attempt
+on the peak—One-day expeditions in the Alps and thoughts
+on huts and sleeping out—The Chamouni guide system—A word
+on guides, past and present—The somnolent landlord and his
+peculiarities—Some of the party see a chamois—Doubts as to
+the peak and the way—The duplicity of the Aiguille deceives us—Telescopic
+observations—An ill-arranged glacier—Franz and
+his mighty axe—A start on the rocks in the wrong direction—Progress
+reported—An adjournment—The rocks of the lower
+peak of the Aiguille du Dru—Our first failure—The expedition
+resumed—A new line of ascent—We reach the sticking point—Beaten
+back—The results gained by the two days’ climbing.
+</span></p></div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The last peaks to
+surrender</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Accounts of failures on the mountains in books of
+Alpine adventure are as much out of place, according
+to some critics, as a new hat in a crowded church.
+Humanly speaking, the possession of this head-gear
+under such circumstances renders it impossible to
+divert the thoughts wholly from worldly affairs. This,
+however, by the way. Now the pioneers of the Alps,
+the Stephenses, the Willses, the Moores, the Morsheads,
+and many others, had used up all new
+material with alarming rapidity, I might say voracity,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page57">[pg 57]</span><a name="Pg057" id="Pg057" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>before the climbing epoch to which the present
+sketches relate. There is an old story of a man who
+arrived running in a breathless condition on a railway
+platform just in time to see the train disappearing.
+<span class="tei tei-q">“You didn’t run fast enough, sir,”</span> remarked the porter
+to him. <span class="tei tei-q">“You idiot!”</span> was the answer, <span class="tei tei-q">“I ran plenty
+fast enough, but I didn’t begin running soon enough.”</span>
+Even so was it with the climbers of our generation.
+They climbed with all possible diligence, but they began
+their climbing too late. Novelty, that is the desire
+for achieving new expeditions, was still considered of
+paramount importance, but unfortunately there was
+very little new material left. It is difficult to realise
+adequately now the real veneration entertained for an
+untrodden peak. A certain amount of familiarity
+seemed indispensable before a new ascent was even
+seriously contemplated. It had occurred to certain
+bold minds that the aiguilles around Chamouni
+might not be quite as bad as they looked. In 1873
+the chief of the still unconquered peaks of the Mont
+Blanc district were the Aiguille des Charmoz, the
+Aiguille Blaitière, the Aiguille du Géant, the Aiguille
+Peuteret, the Aiguille du Dru, and a few other minor
+points. All of these have since been captured, some
+of them bound in chains. Opinions differed considerably
+as to their accessibility. Some hopeful spirits
+thought that by constantly <span class="tei tei-q">“pegging away”</span> they
+might be scaled; others thought that the only feasible
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page58">[pg 58]</span><a name="Pg058" id="Pg058" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>plan would be indeed to peg away, but were of opinion
+that the pegs should be of iron and driven into the
+rock. Such views naturally lead to discussions, sometimes
+rather heated, as to whether mountaineering
+morality might fitly tolerate such aids to the climber.
+Of all the peaks mentioned above, the Aiguille du Dru
+and the Aiguille du Géant were considered as the
+most hopeful by the leading guides, though the older
+members of that body held out little prospect of
+success. It is a rather curious fact that the majority
+of the leading guides who gave their opinions to us in
+the matter thought that the Aiguille du Géant was
+the more promising peak to attack. Subsequent experience
+has proved that they were greatly in error in
+this judgment. The Aiguille du Géant has indeed
+been ascended, but much more aid than is comprised
+in the ordinary mountaineer’s equipment was found
+necessary. In fact, the stronghold was not carried
+by direct assault, but by sapping and mining. There
+is a certain rock needle in Norway which, I am told,
+was once, and once only, ascended by a party on surveying
+operations bent. No other means could be
+found, so a wooden structure was built up around the
+peak, such as may be seen investing a dilapidated
+church steeple; and the mountain, like the Royal
+Martyr of history, yielded up its crowning point at
+the scaffold. We did not like the prospect of employing
+any such architectural means to gain our end and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page59">[pg 59]</span><a name="Pg059" id="Pg059" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the summit, and, from no very clearly defined reasons,
+turned our attention chiefly to the Aiguille du Dru.
+Perhaps the prominent appearance of this Aiguille,
+and the fact that its outline was so familiar from
+the Montanvert, gradually imbued us with a certain
+sense of familiarity, which ultimately developed
+into a notion that if not actually accessible it might
+at least be worth trying. It seemed too prominent to
+be impossible; from its height—12,517 feet only—the
+mountain would doubtless not attract much attention,
+were it not so advantageously placed. Thousands
+of tourists had gazed on its symmetrical form: it had
+been photographed, stared at through binoculars,
+portrayed in little distorted pictures on useless work-boxes,
+trays and other toy-shop gimcracks, more
+often than any other mountain of the chain, Mont
+Blanc excepted. Like an undersized volunteer officer,
+it no doubt made the most of its height. But in truth
+the Aiguille du Dru is a magnificent mountain form,
+with its vast dark precipices on the north face, with
+its long lines of cliff, broken and jagged and sparsely
+wrinkled with gullies free from even a patch or trace
+of snow. Point after point, and pinnacle after pinnacle
+catch the gaze as we follow the edge of the
+north-west <span class="tei tei-q">“Kamm,”</span> until the eye rests at last on the
+singularly graceful isosceles triangle of rock which
+forms the peak. It is spoken of lightly as merely
+a tooth of rock jutting up from the ridge which
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page60">[pg 60]</span><a name="Pg060" id="Pg060" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>culminates in the Aiguille Verte, but when viewed from
+the Glacier de la Charpoua it is obviously a separate
+mountain; at any rate it became such when the highest
+point of the ridge, the Aiguille Verte, had been climbed
+by somebody else. The cleft in the ridge on the right
+side of the main mass of the Aiguille du Dru is a
+very deep one as seen from the glacier, and the sharp
+needle of rock which is next in the chain is a long
+way from the Aiguille du Dru itself. North and south
+the precipices run sheer down to the glaciers beneath.
+The mountain has then four distinct sides, three of
+them running down to great depths. Thus, even in
+the prehistoric days of Alpine climbing, it had some
+claim to individuality and might fairly be considered
+as something more than, as it were, one unimportant
+pinnacle on the roof of some huge cathedral. Perhaps,
+however, repeated failures to ascend the mountain
+begot undue veneration and caused an aspiring climber
+to look with a prejudiced eye on its dimensions.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The Aiguille du Dru</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+So far as I know, the mountain had never been
+assailed till 1873, when Messrs. Pendlebury and
+Kennedy made an attempt. Mr. R. Pendlebury has
+kindly furnished me with notes of the climb, which I
+may be allowed to reproduce nearly in his own words:—Two
+parties started simultaneously for the expedition.
+One was composed of Messrs. Kennedy and Marshall,
+with the guides Johann Fischer and Ulric Almer of
+Grindelwald; the other party consisted of the Rev.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page61">[pg 61]</span><a name="Pg061" id="Pg061" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>C. Taylor, Messrs. W. M. and R. Pendlebury, with the
+guides Hans Baumann, Peter Baumann, and Edouard
+Cupelin. The first-mentioned party slept at the
+Montanvert, while the others enjoyed themselves in a
+bivouac high up on the side of the Glacier de la Charpoua
+between the Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille
+Moine. This Glacier de la Charpoua, it may be mentioned,
+is sometimes called the Glacier du Chapeau.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The first attempt</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The bivouac appears to have been so comfortable
+that Mr. Pendlebury and his friends did not take
+advantage of their start. The Montanvert detachment,
+who found no such inducement to stay one moment
+longer than was absolutely necessary<a id="noteref_2" name="noteref_2" href="#note_2"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">2</span></span></a> in their costly
+quarters, caught them up the next morning, and the
+whole party started together. Mr. Kennedy’s guides
+kept to the left of the Glacier de la Charpoua, which
+looks more broken up than the right-hand side, but
+apparently proved better going. This, however, it
+should be observed, was in 1873, and these hanging
+glaciers alter marvellously in detail from year to year,
+though always preserving from a distance the same
+general features. On the same principle, at the
+proper distance, a mother may be mistaken for her
+daughter, especially by a judicious person. But on
+drawing near, however discreet the observer may be,
+he is yet conscious of little furrows, diminutive
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page62">[pg 62]</span><a name="Pg062" id="Pg062" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>wrinkles, and perhaps of a general shrinkage not to
+be found in the more recent specimen. Speaking very
+generally, I should say that these glaciers are, on the
+whole, easier to traverse than they used to be: at any
+rate my own personal observation of this particular
+little glacier extends over a period of some years, and
+the intricacies—it is hardly proper to call them difficulties—were
+distinctly less towards the end of the time
+than they were at the beginning. Of course a different
+interpretation might be put upon such an opinion:
+with the evolution of mountaineering skill the complexity
+of these crumpled up snow-fields may seem to
+have disentangled, but I am assured that in this particular
+case it was not so.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">First attempt on the peak</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+This digression must be pardoned. It arose
+naturally from the circumstance that the route Mr.
+Kennedy adopted would have proved, at any rate in
+later years, a digression from the best way. Mr.
+Pendlebury’s party went straight up, keeping, that is,
+to the right-hand side of the glacier. Towards the
+upper part the snow slopes became steeper, and soon
+some step-cutting was required. The object in view
+was to reach the lowest point in the ridge between the
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte. It was
+thought that, by turning to the left from the col,
+it might be possible to reach the summit by the
+eastern arête. The col itself from below seemed
+easily attainable by means of a narrow zigzagging
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page63">[pg 63]</span><a name="Pg063" id="Pg063" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>gully, interrupted here and there, that runs down
+from the summit of the ridge. Ascending by the
+rocks on the left of the gully the party made for
+some little way good progress, but then a sudden
+change came over the scene. After a consultation, it
+was proposed that the guides Hans Baumann, Peter
+Baumann, and Fischer should go on a little by themselves
+and make for the ridge, which they estimated
+lay about half an hour above them. They were then
+to examine the rocks above and to bring back a report.
+The rest of the party remained where they were, and
+disported themselves as comfortably as circumstances
+would permit. Hour after hour, however, passed
+away, and the three guides seemed to make but little
+progress. They returned at last with the melancholy
+tidings that they had climbed nearly up to the ridge
+and had found the rocks very difficult and dangerous.
+(It should be noted that the line of attack chosen on
+this occasion—the first serious attempt on the peak—was
+devised by Hans Baumann, and it says much for
+his sagacity that this very route proved years afterwards
+to be the right one.) Questioned as to the
+advisability of proceeding upwards, the guides employed
+their favourite figure of speech and remarked
+that not for millions of francs would they consent
+to try again. Hans Baumann asserted that he had
+never climbed more difficult rocks. This opinion, as
+Mr. Pendlebury suggested at the time, was probably
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page64">[pg 64]</span><a name="Pg064" id="Pg064" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>owing to the fact that the cliffs above were covered
+with snow and glazed with ice, and this condition of
+the mountain face made each step precarious. The
+amateurs of the party were of opinion that the ridge
+would prove attainable later in the season or in exceptionally
+fine weather. As to the possibility of climbing
+the rocks above—that is to say, the actual peak—none
+of the party were able to come to any very positive
+conclusion. At a rough guess it was estimated that
+the party halted between two and three hundred feet
+below the ridge. On the presentation of the guides
+report the whole caravan turned back and reached
+Chamouni safely, but not entirely without incident, for
+the monotony of the descent and Mr. Taylor’s head
+were broken by the fall of a big stone. This little
+accident, Mr. Pendlebury remarked with disinterested
+cheerfulness, was but a trifle. I have not been able
+to ascertain Mr. Taylor’s views on the subject.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+When our party first essayed the ascent we knew
+none of the above particulars, save only that some
+mountaineers had endeavoured to reach the ridge
+but had failed to ascend to any great height. Of the
+actual cause of their ill success, and whether it were
+owing to the unpropitious elements or to the actual
+difficulties encountered, we were unaware.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Huts and sleeping out</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+At the time of which I am writing, a somewhat
+novel mode of ascending mountains was coming into
+vogue, which consisted in waiting for a suitable day at
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page65">[pg 65]</span><a name="Pg065" id="Pg065" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>headquarters, starting at unheard-of hours, and completing
+the expedition in one day—that is, within
+twenty-four hours. It was argued in support of this
+plan, that it was economical and that bivouacking
+was but a laborious and expensive method of obtaining
+discomfort. There are, said the advocates of the
+method, but few mountains in the Alps which cannot
+be ascended with much greater comfort in one day
+than in two. The day’s climb is much more enjoyable
+when it is possible to start from sleeping quarters in
+which it is possible to sleep. The argument that repose
+in hotel beds, though undoubtedly more luxurious,
+was of comparatively little use if there were no time
+to enjoy it, was held to be little to the purpose. Some
+enthusiasts were wont to state that passing a night in a
+chalet, or those magnified sentry boxes called cabanes,
+constituted half the enjoyment on the expedition. This
+is a little strong—like the flavour of the cabanes—and
+if it were actually so the whole pleasure would be
+but small. The camper out arises in the morning
+from his delicious couch of soft new-mown hay in
+a spotty and sticky condition, attended with considerable
+local irritation, and feeling like a person who has
+recently had his hair cut, with a pinafore but loosely
+tied around his neck. Porters, like barbers, exhibit a
+propensity for indulging in garlic immediately before
+pursuing their avocation, which is not without discomfort
+to their employers. (And here I may note as a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page66">[pg 66]</span><a name="Pg066" id="Pg066" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>psychological fact that one action of this permeating
+vegetable is to induce confidential propensities in the
+consumer. The point may be deemed worthy of investigation,
+by personal experiment, by botanists and
+students of materia medica, men who in the interests
+of science are not prone to consider their personal
+comfort and finer sensibilities.) Again, in unsettled
+weather a fine day is often wasted by journeying up in
+the afternoon to some chalet, or hovel, merely to enjoy
+the pleasure of returning the following morning in the
+rain. There is some force too in the argument that
+but little actual time is gained by the first day’s performance,
+for it is very difficult to start at anything
+like the prearranged hour for departure from a camp.
+An immensity of time is always spent in lighting the
+morning fire, preparing breakfast, and getting under
+way. On the other side, some little time is undoubtedly
+saved by discarding the wholly superfluous
+ceremony of washing, a process at once suggesting
+itself to the mind of the Briton abroad if he beholds a
+basin and cold water.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The sum of the argument would seem to be that
+camping out in some one else’s hut is but an unpleasant
+fiction; that if the climber chooses to go to the expense,
+he can succeed in making himself a trifle less
+comfortable in his own tent or under a rock than he
+would be in an hotel; and that he is the wisest man who
+refrains from bivouacking when it is not really
+neces<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page67">[pg 67]</span><a name="Pg067" id="Pg067" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>sary and is able to make the best of matters when it
+is: and undoubtedly for many of the recognised
+expeditions it is essential to have every possible
+minute of spare time in hand.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The Chamouni guide system</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We were naturally rather doubtful as to the successful
+issue of our expedition, at any rate at the first
+attempt, and we therefore impressed upon the guides
+the necessity of not divulging the plan. The secret,
+however, proved to be so big that it was too much for
+two, and they imparted consequently so much of the
+information as they had not adequate storage for in
+their own minds to any who chose to listen. Consequently
+our intentions were thoroughly well known
+before we started. There were in those days, perhaps,
+more good guides, at any rate there were fewer bad
+ones, in Chamouni than are to be found nowadays.
+We could not, however, obtain the services—even if
+we had desired them—of any of the local celebrities.
+As a matter of fact, we were both of opinion that a
+training in climbing, such as is acquired among the
+Oberland and Valais men by chamois hunting and
+constant rock work, would be most likely to have
+produced the qualities which would undoubtedly be
+needed on the aiguilles.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The question of the efficiency of the Chamouni
+guides and of the Chamouni guide system, a question
+coeval with mountaineering itself, was burning then
+as fiercely as it does now. The Alpine Club had
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page68">[pg 68]</span><a name="Pg068" id="Pg068" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>striven in vain to improve matters; they had pointed
+out that ability to answer a kind of mountaineering
+catechism did not in itself constitute a very reliable
+test of a peasant’s power; they had pointed out too
+that the plan of electing a <span class="tei tei-q">“guide chef”</span> from the general
+body of guides was one most open to abuse, one
+sure to lead to favouritism and injustice, and one
+obviously ill calculated to bring to the front any
+specially efficient man. But unhappily the regulations
+of the body of guides were, and still are, entangled
+hopelessly in the French equivalent for red
+tape. Jealousy and mistrust of the German-speaking
+guides, whom serious mountaineers were beginning to
+import in rather formidable numbers, were beginning
+to awaken in the simple bosoms of the Savoyard peasants;
+and our proceedings were consequently looked
+upon with contemptuous disfavour by those who had
+any knowledge of our project.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A word on guides</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On August 18, 1873, we started. Our guides were
+Alexander Burgener as leader, Franz Andermatten,
+the best of companions, our guide, our friend, and
+sometimes our philosopher, as second string, while a
+taciturn porter of large frame and small mind, who
+came from the Saas valley, completed the tale. Of
+Burgener’s exceptional talent in climbing difficult
+rocks we had had already good proof, and no doubt
+he was, and still is, a man of remarkable daring,
+endurance, and activity on rocks. I had reached
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page69">[pg 69]</span><a name="Pg069" id="Pg069" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>then that stage in the mountaineering art at which a
+man is prone to consider the guide he knows best as,
+beyond all comparison, the best guide that could
+possibly exist. The lapse of years renders me perhaps
+better able now to form a dispassionate judgment
+of Burgener’s capacity and skill. Both were very great.
+I have seen at their work most of the leaders in this
+department. Burgener never had the marvellous
+neatness and finish so characteristic of Melchior
+Anderegg, who, when mountaineering has passed
+away into the limbo of extinct sports, such as bear-baiting,
+croquet, and pell-mell, will, if he gets his
+deserts, even by those who remember Maguignaz,
+Carrel, Croz, and Almer, still be spoken of as <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">the</span></span> best
+guide that ever lived. Nor was Burgener gifted with
+the same simple unaffected qualities which made
+Jakob Anderegg’s loss so keenly felt, nor the lightness
+and agility of Rey or Jaun; but he united well in
+himself qualities of strength, carefulness, perseverance
+and activity, and possessed in addition the numerous
+attributes of observation, experience, and desire for
+improvement in his art which together make up what
+is spoken of as the natural instinct of guides. These
+were the qualities that made him a first-rate, indeed
+an exceptional, guide. <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Nunc liberavi animam meam.</span></span>
+There is an old saying, involving a sound doctrine,
+that
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-left: 2.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">When you flatter lay it on thick;</div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">Some will come off, but a deal will stick.</div>
+</div>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em"><span class="tei tei-pb" id="page70">[pg 70]</span><a name="Pg070" id="Pg070" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>The porter proved himself a skilful and strong climber,
+but he was as silent as an oyster and, like that bivalve
+mollusc when the freshness of its youth has passed
+off, was perpetually on the gape.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A landlord’s peculiarities</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A hot walk—it always is hot along this part—took
+us up to the Montanvert. The moonlight threw quaint,
+fantastic shadows along the path and made the dewy
+gossamer filaments which swung from branch to
+branch across the track twinkle into grey and silver;
+and anything more aggravating than these spiders’
+threads at night it is hard to imagine. What earthly
+purpose these animals think they serve by this reckless
+nocturnal expenditure of bodily glue it is hard to say:
+possibly the lines are swung across in order that they
+may practise equilibrium; possibly the threads may
+serve as lines of escape and retreat after the male
+spinners have been a-wooing. The atmosphere
+through the wood was as stuffy as a ship’s saloon in
+a storm, and we were right glad to reach the Montanvert
+at 3.30 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span> Here, being athirst, we clamoured
+for refreshment. The landlord of the ramshackle
+hostelry at once appeared in full costume; indeed I
+observed that during the summer it was impossible to
+tell from his attire whether he had arisen immediately
+from bed or no. He seemed to act on the principle
+of the Norwegian peasant, who apparently undresses
+once a year when the winter commences, and resumes
+his garments when the light once more comes back
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page71">[pg 71]</span><a name="Pg071" id="Pg071" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>and the summer season sets in. Our friend had
+cultivated to great perfection the art of half sleeping
+during his waking hours—that is, during such time
+as he might be called upon to provide entertainment
+for man and beast. Now at the Montanvert, during
+the tourists’ season, this period extended over the whole
+twenty-four hours. It was necessary, therefore, in
+order that he might enjoy a proper physiological period
+of rest, for him to remain in a dozing state—a sort
+of æstival hybernation—for the whole time, which in
+fact he did; or else he was by nature a very dull person,
+and had actually a very restricted stock of ideas.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The landlord produced at once a battered teapot
+with a little sieve dangling from its snout, which had
+been stewing on the hob, and poured out the contained
+fluid into two stalked saucers of inconvenient diameter.
+Stimulated by this watery extract, we entered into
+conversation together. The sight of a tourist with
+an ice axe led by a kind of reflex process to the landlord’s
+unburdening his mind with his usual remarks.
+Like other natives of the valley he had but two ideas
+of <span class="tei tei-q">“extraordinary”</span> expeditions. <span class="tei tei-q">“Monsieur is going
+to the Jardin?”</span> he remarked. <span class="tei tei-q">“No, monsieur isn’t.”</span>
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Then beyond a doubt monsieur will cross the Col du
+Géant?”</span> he said, playing his trump card. <span class="tei tei-q">“No,
+monsieur will not.”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Pardon—where does monsieur
+expect to go to?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“On the present occasion we go to
+try the Aiguille du Dru.”</span> The landlord smiled in an
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page72">[pg 72]</span><a name="Pg072" id="Pg072" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>aggravating manner. <span class="tei tei-q">“Does monsieur think he will
+get up?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Time will show.”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Ah!”</span> The landlord,
+who had a chronic cold in the head, searched for
+his pockethandkerchief, but not finding it, modified
+the necessary sniff into one of derision, and then
+demanded the usual exorbitant price for the refreshment,
+amounting to about five times the value of
+the teapot, sieve and all. We paid, and left him
+chuckling softly to himself at our insane idea, as he
+replaced the teapot on the hob in readiness for the
+next arrival. That landlord, though physically sleepy,
+was still wide awake in matters of finance. He once
+charged me five francs for the loan of a secondhand
+collection of holes which he termed a blanket.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">We see a chamois</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We got on to the glacier at the usual point and made
+straight across the slippery hummocks to the grass
+slope encircling the base of the Aiguille du Dru and
+the Glacier de la Charpoua. The glacier above gives
+birth to a feeble meandering little stream which
+wanders fitfully down the mountain side. At first we
+kept to the left, but after a while crossed the little
+torrent, and bearing more to the right plodded
+leisurely up the steep grass and rock slope. We had
+made good progress when of a sudden Franz gave a
+loud whistle and then fell flat down. The other two
+guides immediately followed his example and beckoned
+to us with excited gesticulations to behave in a
+similarly foolish manner. Thereupon we too sat down,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page73">[pg 73]</span><a name="Pg073" id="Pg073" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>and enquired what the purport of this performance
+might be. It turned out that there was a very little
+chamois about half a mile off. Knowing that it would
+be impossible to induce the guides to move on till the
+animal had disappeared, we seized the opportunity of
+taking an early breakfast. The guides meanwhile
+wriggled about on their stomachs, with eyes starting
+out of their heads, possessed by an extraordinary
+desire to miss no single movement of the object of
+their attention. <span class="tei tei-q">“See, it moves,”</span> said Franz in a
+whisper. <span class="tei tei-q">“Himmel! it is feeding,”</span> said Burgener.
+<span class="tei tei-q">“It must be the same that Johann saw three weeks
+ago.”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Ach! no, that was but a little one”</span> (no true
+chamois hunter will ever allow that a brother sportsman
+can possibly have set eyes on a larger animal
+than himself). <span class="tei tei-q">“Truly it is fine.”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Thunder weather!
+it moves its head.”</span> In their excitement I regretted
+that I could not share, not being well versed in
+hunting craft: my own experience of sport in the Alps
+being limited to missing one marmot that was sitting
+on a rock licking its paws. In due course the chamois
+walked away. Apparently much relieved by there being
+no further necessity to continue in their former uncomfortable
+attitudes, the guides sat up and fell to a
+warm discussion as to the size of the animal. A
+chamois is to a guide as a fish to the baffled angler
+or the last new baby to a monthly nurse, and is
+always pronounced to be beyond question the finest
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page74">[pg 74]</span><a name="Pg074" id="Pg074" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>that has ever been seen. To this they agreed generally,
+but Franz, whose spirits had suddenly evaporated,
+now shook his head dismally, with the remark
+that it was unlucky to see a single chamois, and that we
+should have no success that day. Undaunted by his
+croaking, we pursued our way to the right side of the
+glacier, while our guide, who had a ballad appropriate
+to every occasion, sang rather gaspingly a tremulous
+little funeral dirge. We worked well across to the
+right, in order to obtain the best possible view of the
+Aiguille, and halted repeatedly while discussing the
+best point at which to attack the rocks. While thus
+engaged in reconnoitring close under the cliffs of the
+ridge running between the Aiguille Moine and the
+Aiguille Verte, a considerable block of ice, falling from
+the rocks above, whizzed past just in front of us and
+capered gaily down the slope. Hereupon we came
+rather rapidly to the conclusion that we had better
+proceed. Half an hour further on we reached the
+top of a steep little snow slope, and a point secure
+from falling stones and ice. Recognising that we must
+soon cross back to the rocks of the Dru, we tried to
+come to a final conclusion as to the way to be chosen.
+As usual, everybody pointed out different routes:
+even a vestry meeting could hardly have been less
+unanimous. Some one now ventured to put a question
+that had been troubling in reality our minds for some
+time past, viz. which of the peaks that towered above
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page75">[pg 75]</span><a name="Pg075" id="Pg075" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>us was really the Aiguille du Dru. On the left there
+were two distinct points which, though close together,
+were separated apparently by a deep rift, and some
+distance to the right of the col which the previous
+party had tried to reach, a sharp tooth of rock towered
+up to a considerable height. Evidently, however,
+from its position this latter needle could not be
+visible from Chamouni or from the Montanvert.
+Again, it was clear that the mass comprising the two
+points close together must be visible from the valley,
+but which of the two was the higher? Alexander
+gave as his opinion that the more distant of these
+two points, that on the right, was the higher, and
+turned to the porter for confirmation. That worthy
+nodded his head affirmatively with extreme sagacity,
+evidently implying that he was of the same opinion.
+Franz on the other hand thought the left-hand peak
+was the one that we ought to make for, arguing that
+it most resembled the Dru as seen from the Montanvert,
+that there was probably little difference in height
+between the two, that our ascent would not be believed
+in unless we were to place a flag on the point visible
+from Chamouni, and finally that the left-hand peak
+seemed to be the easier, and would probably be found
+to conceal the sharper point of the right-hand summit.
+Having expressed these views, he in turn looked
+towards the porter to ascertain his sentiments. The
+porter, who was evidently of a complaisant
+tempera<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page76">[pg 76]</span><a name="Pg076" id="Pg076" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>ment, nodded his head very vigorously to intimate
+that these arguments seemed the more powerful of
+the two to his mind, and then cocked his head on
+one side in a knowing manner, intended to express
+that he was studying the angles and that he was
+prepared to find himself in the right whichever view
+prevailed. We did not find out for certain till some
+time after that the right-hand summit, though concealed
+from view by the Montanvert, is very distinctly
+visible from Chamouni: excusable ignorance, as most
+of the Chamouni people are unaware of it to this day.
+Professor Forbes, as Mr. Douglas Freshfield has kindly
+pointed out to me, with his usual accuracy distinguished
+and also measured the two summits, giving
+their heights respectively as 12,178, and 12,245 feet.<a id="noteref_3" name="noteref_3" href="#note_3"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">3</span></span></a>
+Knowing little as we did then of the details of the
+mountain, we followed Franz’s advice and made for
+the left-hand peak, under the impression that if one
+proved accessible the other might also, and there really
+seemed no reason why we should not, if occasion
+demanded, ascend both.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Doubts as to the peak</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Leading up from the glacier two distinct lines of
+attack presented themselves. The right-hand ridge
+descends to the col very precipitously, but still we had
+some idea that the rocks did not look wholly impossible.
+Again, on the left of the Dru the rocks are cut
+away very abruptly and form the long precipitous
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page77">[pg 77]</span><a name="Pg077" id="Pg077" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>ridge seen from the Montanvert. This ridge was so
+jagged that we could see no possible advantage in
+climbing to any part of it, except just at the termination
+where it merges into the south-western face of the
+main mountain. The choice therefore, in our judgment,
+lay between storming the mountain by the face
+right opposite to us or else making for the col and the
+right-hand ridge; but the latter was the route that
+Messrs. Pendlebury and Kennedy had followed, and we
+could not hope to succeed where such giants had failed.
+Burgener indeed wished to try, but the rest of the
+party were unanimously in favour of attempting to
+find a way up the face, a route that at the worst had
+the merit of novelty. We thought too that if a
+closer acquaintance proved that the crags were ill
+arranged for upward locomotion, we might be able to
+work round on the face and so reach the col by a
+more circuitous route. With the naked eye—especially
+a myopic one—the rocks appeared unpromising
+enough; while viewed through the telescope the rocks
+looked utterly impossible. But little faith, however, can
+be rested in telescopic observations of a mountain, so
+far as the question of determining a route is concerned.
+Amateurs, who, as a rule, understand the use of a telescope
+much better than guides, have not the requisite
+experience to determine the value of what they see,
+while but few guides see enough to form any basis for
+determination. Moreover, the instrument we carried
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page78">[pg 78]</span><a name="Pg078" id="Pg078" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>with us, though it had an extraordinary number of
+sections and pulled out like the ill-fated tradesman’s
+trousers in a pantomime, was not a very remarkable
+one in the matter of definition. Still it is always proper
+and orthodox to look at a new peak through the telescope,
+and we were determined not to neglect any
+formality on the present occasion.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Telescopic observations</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We were now rather more than half-way up the
+Glacier de la Charpoua. To reach the most promising-looking
+point at which we might hope to get on the
+rocks, it was necessary to travel straight across the
+snow at about the level on which we stood. Now,
+this Glacier de la Charpoua is not constructed on
+ordinary principles. Instead of the orthodox transverse
+bergschrund it possesses a longitudinal crack
+running up its whole length, a peculiarity that vexed
+us hugely. Half a dozen times did we attempt to cross
+by some tempting-looking bridge, but on each occasion
+we were brought to a stand by impassable crevasses;
+then had to turn back, go up a little farther, and try
+again. It was already late in the day and we could ill
+spare the time lost in this to and fro movement.
+Eventually we reached a little patch of rocks not far
+from the head of the glacier. No sooner had we reached
+these rocks than the guides hunted up a suitable place
+and concealed some utterly worthless property as carefully
+as if they expected evil-minded marauders to be
+wandering about, seeking what they might pilfer.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page79">[pg 79]</span><a name="Pg079" id="Pg079" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>Having effected the cache with due care, Franz once
+again burst into a strange carol, the burden of which
+was unintelligible, but the chorus made frequent
+allusion to <span class="tei tei-q">“der Teufel.”</span> We now saw that, after all,
+the only feasible plan would be to cut our way still
+higher up a steep slope, and thus to work right round,
+describing a large curve. An occasional step required
+to be scraped, for the glacier is in shadow till late in
+the morning, owing to the Aiguille Verte intervening
+and cutting off the sun’s rays. Throughout the day
+our second guide had been burning with a desire to
+exhibit the good qualities of the most portentous ice
+axe I ever saw, an instrument of an unwieldy character
+resembling a labourer’s pick on the top of a
+May pole. Its dimensions were monstrous and its
+weight preposterous: moreover, the cutting spike had
+an evil curve and, instead of hewing out blocks of ice
+neatly, preferred to ram a huge hole in the slope and
+stick fast therein, while a quiver ran through its
+mighty frame and communicated itself to the striker,
+who shuddered at each blow as after taking a dose of
+very bitter physic. However, Franz was so proud of
+his halberd that we were obliged to sacrifice rapid
+progress to the consideration of his feelings, and he
+was accordingly sent on to cut the steps which were
+now found necessary. With no little exertion did he
+construct a staircase of which the steps were about the
+size of foot baths, and with no slight impatience did
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page80">[pg 80]</span><a name="Pg080" id="Pg080" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>we watch his gymnastics and athletic flourishes, which
+were a sort of mixture of tossing the caber and throwing
+the hammer combined with a touch of polo.
+Ultimately we were able to quit the glacier for the
+actual face of the mountain, at a point probably not
+very much below that struck by the previous party;
+but it was our intention at once to bear off to the left.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Franz and his mighty axe</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We blundered a little on the rocks at first after
+the long spell of snow-walking. A cry from Franz
+caused us to look round, and we perceived that he
+had got entangled with the big axe, the spike of which
+was sticking into the third button of his waistcoat,
+causing him, as the strain on the rope above and
+below folded him up in a rather painful manner, to
+assume the attitude of a mechanical toy monkey on a
+stick. Fearing that he might be placed in the condition
+in which cats’ meat is usually offered for sale, we
+slackened the rope and saved him from impending
+perforation, but with the result that the axe bounded
+off down the slope, turned two or three summersaults,
+and then stuck up defiantly in a distant patch of snow,
+looking like a sign-post. While Franz went off to recover
+his loved treasure we huddled together on a very
+little ledge of rock, and sat there in a row like busts
+on a shelf—if the simile be not considered anatomically
+inappropriate. But these delays had wasted
+much time, and already success seemed doubtful.
+Little time could now be devoted to consultation, and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page81">[pg 81]</span><a name="Pg081" id="Pg081" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>little good would have come of it; now that we were
+on the rocks the only thing to do was to go straight
+on and see what would happen. At the same time we
+had a dim consciousness that we were considerably to
+the right of the best line of ascent. Our <span class="tei tei-q">“general
+idea”</span>—to borrow a military phrase of which, by the
+way, it may be remarked that the idea in question is
+usually confined to the general and is not shared in
+by the troops—consisted in making for the left-hand
+side or Montanvert aspect of the final peak. We set
+our teeth, whatever that may mean, then fell to with
+a will and for some two hours went with scarcely a
+check. And a rare two hours’ climb we had. The
+very thought of it makes the pen travel swiftly over
+the paper, as the scene comes back in every detail.
+How Burgener led the way without hesitation and
+almost without mistake; how our second guide chattered
+unceasingly, caring nought for a listener; how
+they both stuck to the rocks like limpets; how the big
+axe got in everybody’s way; how the rope got caught
+on every projecting spur of rock, jerking back the unwary,
+or when loose sweeping down showers of small
+angular stones from the little platforms and ridges,
+thereby engendering ill blood and contumely; how
+the silent porter climbed stolidly after us, and in the
+plenitude of his taciturn good-humour poked at us
+from below with his staff at inconvenient moments
+and in sensitive places; how at one moment we were
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page82">[pg 82]</span><a name="Pg082" id="Pg082" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>flat against the rock, all arms and legs, like crushed
+spiders, and at another gathered into great loops like
+a cheese maggot on the point of making a leap; how
+a volley of little stones came whistling cheerily down
+from above, playfully peppering us all round; how
+our spirits rose with our bodies till we became as
+excited as children: of all these things it boots not to
+give any detailed description. Those who can recollect
+similar occasions need but to be reminded of them,
+and, to tell the truth, the minutiæ, though they are
+so graven upon the mind that a clear impression could
+be struck off years afterwards, are apt to prove somewhat
+tedious. Two facts I may note. One, that the
+rocks were at first very much easier than was expected;
+another, that we should have done better had we discarded
+the rope on this part of the climb: the rocks
+were hardly a fit place for those who could not dispense
+with its use. Ever and anon the guides’ spirits would
+rise to that level which may be called the shouting
+point, and they would jödel till they were black in the
+face, while the melodious roll of sound echoed cheerily
+back from the distant cliffs of the Aiguille Moine.
+And so we journeyed up.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A start in the wrong direction</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Meanwhile the weather had changed; black
+clouds had come rolling up and were gathering
+ominously above us; it was evident that we had no
+chance of reaching the summit that day, even if it
+were practicable, but still we persevered desperately
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page83">[pg 83]</span><a name="Pg083" id="Pg083" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>in the hope of seeing some possible route for a future
+attack. Progress, however, on a rock peak is necessarily
+slow when there are five on the rope, and we
+should probably have done more wisely if we had
+divided into two parties. We kept well to the left to
+a point on the face where a huge tower of rock stands
+four-square to all the winds of heaven that blow; and
+above us, as a matter of fact, there seemed to be a
+good many winds. This landmark, very conspicuous
+and characteristic of these aiguilles, seemed to be
+close to the ridge, but on reaching it we found that
+there was still a stiff passage intervening between us
+and the point from which we could overlook the other
+side of the mountain. Now we bore to the right and
+the climbing became more difficult. We made our
+way straight up a very shallow gully and finally
+reached a point on the western ridge overlooking
+the Montanvert, close to where this ridge merges into
+the corresponding face of the peak. Here a halt was
+called, for two reasons. In the first place a few flakes
+of snow were softly falling around and the gathering
+clouds betokened more to follow. Secondly, so far as
+we could judge through the mist, it was apparently impossible
+to ascend any higher from the place we had
+reached. So we cast off the rope and clambered separately
+to various points of vantage to survey the work
+that lay before us. The summit of the peak, enveloped
+in thin cloud, appeared to tower no great height above
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page84">[pg 84]</span><a name="Pg084" id="Pg084" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>us, but we were too close under the cliff to estimate its
+elevation very correctly. At the time we thought that
+if we could only keep up the pace at which we had been
+going, an hour’s climb would have sufficed to reach
+the top. We found, it may be remarked parenthetically,
+that we were egregiously in error in this
+estimate some years later. The shifting clouds made
+the rock face—that is, the small extent of it that we
+could see at all—look much more difficult than in
+all probability it actually was. Through the mists we
+made out, indistinctly, a formidable-looking irregular
+crack in the rock face running very straight up and
+rather to our left, which apparently constituted the
+only possible route from our position to a higher level.
+But from where we stood we could not have reached
+the lower end of this crack without a ladder of about
+fifty feet in length, and the mist entirely prevented us
+from judging whether we could reach it by a détour.
+The choice lay between hunting for some such line or
+else in trying what seemed on the whole more practicable,
+viz. working round by the north-east face again,
+so as to search for a more easy line of ascent.
+But the latter alternative would have involved of
+necessity a considerable descent. While we debated
+what course to take the mists swept up thicker and
+thicker from below, and in a moment the peak above
+us was concealed and all the view cut off. A
+piercingly cold wind began to rise and a sharp storm
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page85">[pg 85]</span><a name="Pg085" id="Pg085" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>of hail and sleet descended. Hints were dropped
+about the difficulty of descending rocks glazed over
+with ice with a proper amount of deliberation. It
+was obviously impossible to go up and might soon become
+very difficult to go down. The question was not
+actually put, but, in conformity with what was evidently
+the general sense of the meeting, we somewhat reluctantly
+made up our minds to return. A dwarf stone
+man was constructed, the rope readjusted, and half an
+hour’s descent put us out of the mist and snow. We
+stopped again and stared upwards blankly at the leve
+line of mist hanging heavily against the peak.
+Burgener now came forward with a definite resolution
+and proposed that we should stay where we were for
+the night and try again the next day. This was referred
+to a sub-committee, who reported against the
+suggestion on the ground that the stock of provisions
+left consisted of a tablespoonful of wine, four rolls,
+and a small piece of cheese which had strayed from
+the enveloping paper in the porter’s pocket and as a
+consequence smelt of tobacco and was covered with hairs
+and fluff. These articles of diet were spread on a
+rock and we mentally calculated the exact proportion
+that would fall to each man’s share if we attempted,
+as proposed, to subsist on them for a day and a half.
+But little deliberation was required. We decided at
+once to return. The porter gathered the fragments
+lovingly together and replaced them with other curious
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page86">[pg 86]</span><a name="Pg086" id="Pg086" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>articles in his side pocket. By 8.30 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">P.M.</span></span> we were back
+at Chamouni, having been out a little under twenty
+hours.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">An adjournment</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A day or two later we made up our minds to start
+once more. Great preparations were made for an
+early departure, the idea that we should find it
+distasteful to start at the hour at which a London
+ball begins being scouted, as it usually is over-night.
+We impressed on an intelligent <span class="tei tei-q">“boots”</span> with great
+earnestness the absolute necessity of waking us precisely
+at midnight, and then went to our repose, feeling
+about as much inclined for sleep as a child does during
+the afternoon siesta intended to prepare it for the
+glories of a pantomime. The <span class="tei tei-q">“boots”</span> did not fail; in
+fact he was extra-punctual, as our departure was the
+signal for his retiring. At midnight the party
+assembled in the little courtyard in front of the hotel,
+but a dismal sight met our gaze. Under the influence
+of a warm sou’-wester, thick black clouds had filled the
+valley, and a gentle drizzle reminded us of the balmy
+climate of our own metropolis in November. Our Alpine
+tour for the season was nearly at an end, and we gazed
+despondently around. Ultimately one practical person
+suggested that if we did not go to the mountain we
+might as well go to bed, and the practical person
+endorsed his suggestion by walking off. A scurvy
+practical joke did the clerk of the weather play on us
+that night. In the morning the bright sunbeams
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page87">[pg 87]</span><a name="Pg087" id="Pg087" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>came streaming in through the window, the sky was
+cloudless and the outline of every peak was sharply
+defined in the clear air. A more perfect morning for
+the expedition could hardly have been chosen. Some
+ill-timed remarks at breakfast referring pointedly to
+people who talk a good deal over-night about early
+starts, and the deep concern of the <span class="tei tei-q">“boots”</span> at our
+presumed slothfulness, goaded us to desperation. We
+determined to start again and to have one more try
+the next day whatever the weather might prove to be.
+Once more we found ourselves in the small hours of
+the morning on the path leading to Les Ponts. Had
+it not been for the previous day’s lesson we should
+probably have turned back from this point, for the
+whole of the mountain opposite was concealed in thick
+drifting mist. The guides flatly refused to go on as
+matters stood. We were determined on our side not
+to give it up, and so a compromise was effected. It
+was agreed to wait for an hour or two and see if
+matters mended. So we stretched ourselves out on a
+damp sloping rock, prepared to resume our journey
+at the slightest indication of a change for the better.
+Rest at such a time even under these hard, not to say
+stony, conditions is seductive, and, as we lay half
+dozing, strange heretical thoughts came crowding into
+the mind. Why toil up this mountain when one can
+rest in luxury on these knobby rocks? Why labour over
+the shifting moraine, the deceitful glacier, the slippery
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page88">[pg 88]</span><a name="Pg088" id="Pg088" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>rock? What is the good of it all? Can it be vanity
+or——<span class="tei tei-q">“Vorwärts!”</span> The dream vanished as the cheery
+cry broke out from the guide engaged on outpost duty,
+and as we rose and stretched ourselves the whole
+aspect of affairs seemed changed. A distinct break
+in the clouds at the head of the Mer de Glace gave
+promise of better things in store, and we felt almost
+guilty of having wasted an hour or more at our halt.
+The break became larger and larger, and before long
+the great cloud banks resolved into one huge streamer
+flying from the summit of the peak. I fancy that, at
+any rate in the early stages of mountaineering, many
+good chances are thrown away on such days, for
+guides are as a rule somewhat prone to despondency
+in the early morning hours. Once started, however,
+they became wondrously keen, complained of our
+delay, and even asserted with some effrontery that
+they had predicted fine weather all the time, and this
+without a blush; still some one rather neatly defined
+blushing as a suffusion least seldom seen in those who
+have the most occasion for it, and guides share with
+politicians a certain power of manipulating their
+opinions to suit the exigencies of the moment. The
+traces of our former attempt assisted us materially
+on the glacier. Our plan of attack consisted in getting
+on the rocks at our former point, but working on this
+occasion much more directly up the face. Burgener
+conceived that by following this line of assault we
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page89">[pg 89]</span><a name="Pg089" id="Pg089" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>should be able to ascend, by means of a gully which
+existed only in his own imagination, to a more practicable
+part of the peak. Between the two summits
+of the Aiguille du Dru may be seen, at any rate in
+photographs, a tempting-looking streak of snow: it
+seemed possible, if we could once reach the lower
+point of this streak, to follow its line upwards. The
+lower peak of the Dru is well rounded on its eastern
+face, and the rocks appear more broken than in other
+parts of the mountain.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The expedition resumed</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+If we could but once reach the cleft between the
+peaks there seemed every chance of our being able to
+reach the lower summit. At the outset progress was
+fast. We followed our former line till we were in sight
+of the rock tower and then at once bore off to the right.
+The climbing was rather more difficult, at least it
+seemed so to us in those days, than on the other part
+of the mountain with which we had previously made
+acquaintance. A series of short flat gullies had to be
+climbed, but there were exceedingly few inequalities to
+help us. The rope was of little or no use and might
+perhaps have been laid aside with advantage. We
+soon found that we had reached a higher point than
+at our previous attempt, and as the leader constantly
+returned favourable reports our spirits rose; so elated
+in fact did we become that the exact formalities to be
+observed on reaching the top were seriously discussed
+whenever the occasion offered for conversation, which
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page90">[pg 90]</span><a name="Pg090" id="Pg090" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>was not very often. Old Franz chattered away to
+himself, as was his wont when matters went well, and
+on looking back on one occasion I perceived the
+strange phenomenon of a smile illuminating the
+porter’s features. Howbeit, this worthy spake no
+words of satisfaction, but pulled ever at his empty pipe.
+By dint of wriggling over a smooth sloping stone slab
+we had got into a steep rock gully which promised to
+lead us to a good height. Burgener, assisted by much
+pushing and prodding from below and aided on his
+own part by much snorting and some strong language,
+had managed to climb on to a great overhanging
+boulder that cut off the view from the rest of the
+party below. As he disappeared from sight we
+watched the paying out of the rope with as much
+anxiety as a fisherman eyes his vanishing line when
+the salmon runs. Presently the rope ceased to move
+and we waited for a few moments in suspense. We
+felt that the critical moment of the expedition had
+arrived, and the fact that our own view was exceedingly
+limited made us all the more anxious to hear the
+verdict. <span class="tei tei-q">“How does it look?”</span> we called out. The
+answer came back in patois, a bad sign in such emergencies.
+For a minute or two an animated conversation
+was kept up; then we decided to take another opinion
+and accordingly hoisted up our second guide. The
+chatter was redoubled. <span class="tei tei-q">“What does it look like?”</span> we
+shouted again. <span class="tei tei-q">“Not possible from where we are,”</span>
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page91">[pg 91]</span><a name="Pg091" id="Pg091" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>was the melancholy answer, and in a tone that crashed
+at once all our previous elation. I could not find
+words at the moment to express my disappointment:
+but the porter could and gallantly he came to the
+rescue. He opened his mouth for the first time and
+spoke, and he said very loud indeed that it was
+<span class="tei tei-q">“verdammt.”</span> Precisely: that is just what it was.
+Having made this short speech, the porter allowed the
+smile to fade away from his features, shook out some
+imaginary ashes and proceeded to light some visionary
+tobacco, sucking at a lighted match through the
+medium of an empty pipe. It seemed hard to believe
+at first that we were to be baulked when so near the
+summit, and it was not till the guides had tried again
+and again to storm the almost vertical wall of smooth
+rock and had shown the utter impossibility of turning
+it either right or left, that we felt we were really
+beaten. One more forlorn chance remained: we
+might try the west face of the mountain from the
+spot we had reached at our first attempt, when the
+weather had prevented us from making any further
+progress. Had there been more time at our disposal
+we should have done better to try another line of
+ascent more to our right, that is, nearer to the col,
+and it might be possible to reach the cleft between the
+two summits by this means. As for the snow streak
+which looked so tempting at a distance, it is a delusion
+and a snare, if the latter term be applicable to a place
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page92">[pg 92]</span><a name="Pg092" id="Pg092" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>which appears to be much more difficult to get into
+than it probably would be to get out of. We had
+already pretty fully realised that the mountain was
+more difficult to ascend than we had ever contemplated,
+and it seemed advisable at the moment to make for
+some definite point which at any rate we felt sure of
+reaching and to study the peak in detail to the best of
+our ability; so we made towards our cairn, though
+with little hope of gaining much knowledge thereby.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A sticking point</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Without much difficulty, but not without some
+little danger from falling stones (though on the whole,
+the mountain is remarkably free from these annoyances,
+there being as a matter of fact but few loose
+stones to fall), we reached our former point and were
+able to judge distinctly of how much higher we had
+reached at our second attempt. We saw also that upward
+progress from the point on which we stood would
+not be possible, but it must be remembered that we were
+able only to see a small strip of the mountain lying
+directly above. Every crag that was not absolutely
+vertical appeared to overhang, and the few small cracks
+that might have afforded hand and foot hold led nowhere
+in particular. Altogether the view was depressing
+although limited. There was no time to hunt about
+for other routes, or we should certainly have done so,
+for we felt that though beaten our discomfiture only
+arose from the fact that we had chosen a wrong line
+of ascent. Possibly within a few yards of us lay a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page93">[pg 93]</span><a name="Pg093" id="Pg093" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>feasible route, but we knew not on which side it might
+be. Here it occurred to the porter for the first time
+that his pipe was empty and had been so all day: he
+thereupon made his second remark, which consisted
+in an audible request for something to put in it. We
+had dragged up with us (as a matter of fact the
+porter had carried it the whole time) some 200 feet of
+rope, thinking it might help us in the descent, but the
+part of the mountain on which we were presents no
+more difficulties in this respect than does Avernus.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Beaten back</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Arrived on the snow slope opposite the rock face
+on which we had been climbing during the day, we
+stopped, extended the telescope, and tried to make
+out our exact line, and endeavoured also to discover
+what had been our error; no easy task, as any persons
+of experience will admit. At any time the appearance
+of this peak is deceptive, and the outline no more
+guides you to a knowledge of the natural details than
+does the outline of a fashionable lady’s dress. But
+as we looked the mountain seemed flattened out by
+reason of a blue evening mist which obscured all
+the irregularities. So we turned and resumed our
+journey down, running hard across the Mer de Glace,
+for the shades of night drew on apace, and reached
+Chamouni at 8.30 in the evening, leaving the guides
+at the Montanvert with half a bottle of thin red wine
+between three of them. We were overtaken by Edouard
+Cupelin, one of the best of the Chamouni guides, at
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page94">[pg 94]</span><a name="Pg094" id="Pg094" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>any rate on rock mountains, on our way down, and he
+gave us a rather sensational account of his own adventures
+on the peak. In justice to him it should
+be mentioned that he was almost the only Chamouni
+guide who seemed to think the ascent possible, and in
+his opinion the general line that we had adopted was
+the correct one. Our second expedition thus from first
+to last occupied about 20½ hours, but the halts were not
+nearly so numerous as on the first occasion. The
+experience of our two days’ climbing led us to the
+conclusion that Cupelin was right. From the peculiar
+character of the rocks and the fact that our
+climbing lay chiefly along short flat gullies we were
+unable, as already remarked, to get a very clear idea
+of any part of the mountain except that on which
+we were actually engaged, and we were led to the
+opinion that the only plan to find a possible route
+would consist in trying in succession from below the
+different parts of the southern face. The final peak,
+which from this side shoots up clearly defined from
+the great mass of the mountain, seemed to us tolerably
+easy of ascent provided one could reach the
+base. A sort of depression extends three parts of the
+way round, and the edge of this shallow moat appeared
+to be defended by an inaccessible belt of vertical
+rock. The actual rocks were wholly unlike any met with
+elsewhere in our experience. Great vertical slabs were
+fitted together with an accuracy which was beautiful
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page95">[pg 95]</span><a name="Pg095" id="Pg095" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>in its perfection, but irritating beyond conception to
+the climber. Progress upwards, when above the level
+of the col, necessitated a series of fatiguing gymnastics
+like swimming uphill, but the rocks where
+they were possible proved invariably firm and good.
+On both occasions we were stopped by sheer difficulty
+and probably saw the mountain at its very best. The
+snow on the rocks, which proved such a formidable
+difficulty to Mr. Pendlebury’s party, had almost entirely
+disappeared before our assault. The rocks were
+warm and the weather on the second day was perfect.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Results gained</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Such is the history of our first two attempts to
+climb this mountain. They served but to whet our
+appetite for success, but it was not till years after that
+we were fortunate enough to meet with that success.
+</p>
+
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page96">[pg 96]</span><a name="Pg096" id="Pg096" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc11" id="toc11"></a>
+ <a name="pdf12" id="pdf12"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER IV.</span></h1>
+
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY</span></h1>
+
+<div class="tei tei-argument" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em"><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+The art of meteorological vaticination—The climate we leave our
+homes for—Observations in the valley—The diligence arrives
+and shoots its load—Types of travellers—The Alpine habitué—The
+elderly spinster on tour—A stern Briton—A family party—We
+seek fresh snow-fields—The Bietschhorn—A </span><a name="corr096" id="corr096" class="tei tei-anchor" style="text-align: center"></a><span class="tei tei-corr" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%">sepulchral</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">
+bivouac—On early starts and their curious effects on the temperament—A
+choice of routes—A deceptive ice gully—The
+avalanches on the Bietschhorn—We work up to a dramatic
+situation—The united party nearly fall out—A limited panorama—A
+race for home—Caught out—A short cut—Driven to extremities—The
+water jump—An aged person comes to the rescue—A
+classical banquet at Ried—The old curé and his hospitality—A
+wasted life?
+</span></p></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The summer season of 1878 was one of the worst
+on record. Meteorologists, by a species of climatic
+paradox, might have had a fine time of it; mountaineers
+had a most wet and disagreeable time of it.
+The weather prophets easily established a reputation
+for infallibility—according to the accepted modern
+standard of vaticination—by predicting invariably
+evil things. They were thus right five times out of
+six, which will readily be acknowledged as very creditable
+in persons who were uninspired, save by a desire
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page97">[pg 97]</span><a name="Pg097" id="Pg097" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>to exalt themselves in the eyes of their fellow tourists.
+But, as in the case of that singularly hopeful person
+Tantalus, the torture was rendered more artistic and
+aggravating by sporadic promise of better things.
+One day the rock aiguilles were powdered over and
+white-speckled with snow. The climber looked up
+longingly at the heights above, but visions of
+numbing cold and frost-bitten fingers caused him to
+thrust the latter members into his pockets and turn
+away with a sigh, to put it mildly, and avert his gaze
+from the chilling spectacle. Then would he follow his
+daily practice—his thrice-a-daily practice in all probability—of
+overeating himself. Perhaps, while still
+engaged at <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">table d’hôte</span></span> in consuming, at any rate in
+masticating, the multiform dish generically named
+<span class="tei tei-q">“chevreuil,”</span> the glow of a rosy sunset, and the hope
+of brighter things in store for the morrow, would
+attract him to the window.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Autres temps, autres mœurs</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The next day would produce scorching heat, a clear
+sky, a rising barometer, and a revival of spirits; diet, as
+the physicians say, as before. The powdered snow would
+disappear off the ledges and, melting, distribute itself
+more uniformly over the rocks, which as a result presented
+a shining appearance, as the morning face of a
+schoolboy or the Sunday face of a general servant. At
+night a clear sky and a sharp frost in the high regions,
+and the next day the mountain would be more impossible
+than ever. Still, recognising that another few hours
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page98">[pg 98]</span><a name="Pg098" id="Pg098" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>of grateful sunshine would cause the thin film of ice
+glazing the rocks to melt and evaporate, the energetic
+climber (and we were very energetic that year) would
+summon his guides and all his resolution, pack up his
+traps, and start for a bivouac up aloft, to return, in all
+probability, at the end of twenty-four hours, in a downfall
+of rain and in the condition of steamy moisture so
+tersely described by Mr. Mantalini. Such, during July
+1878, was our lot day after day in the glorious Alpine
+climate. We paced up and down, with the regularity
+of sentries, between our camp on the Aiguille du Dru
+and Couttet’s hotel at Chamouni. Occasionally we
+ascended some distance up the Glacier de la Charpoua
+and took observations. Once or twice we proceeded
+far enough on the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru to
+prove the impossibility of ascending them to any
+great height. Still we were loth to depart and run
+the risk of losing a favourable opportunity of assaulting
+the mountain with any chance of success. It fell
+out thus that we had good opportunities of observing
+our fellow creatures and the various types of travellers
+who, notwithstanding the weather, still crowded into
+Chamouni; for it was only on rock peaks such as the
+Aiguille du Dru, or difficult mountains like the
+Aiguille Verte, that climbing was impossible. This
+condition of things did not affect to any very
+appreciable extent the perambulating peasants who
+constitute the vast majority of the body known as
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page99">[pg 99]</span><a name="Pg099" id="Pg099" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>guides in Chamouni. These worthies merely loafed a
+little more than they were wont to do, if that be
+possible. Perhaps the gathering invariably to be
+found, during twenty hours out of the twenty-four,
+at the cross roads near Tairraz’s shop was still more
+numerously attended, and there was some slight increase
+in the number of sunburnt individuals who
+found intellectual exercise sufficient to apologise for
+their existence in wearing their hands in their pockets,
+smoking indifferent tobacco, expectorating indiscriminately,
+and uttering statements devoid of sense or
+point to anybody who cared to listen. The weather
+had no effect on them; whether wet or dry, cold or
+warm, they still occupied themselves from June to
+September in the same manner. Once in the early
+morning, and once again about five o’clock in the
+evening, were they momentarily galvanised out of their
+listlessness by the arriving and departing diligences.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The diligence arrives</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On the arrival of the caravan the contingent was
+usually reinforced by some of our own countrymen.
+The proper attitude for the English visitor at
+Chamouni to assume, when watching the evening
+incursion of tourists, consisted in leaning against the
+wall on the south side of the street, and so to pose
+himself as to indicate independence of the proceedings
+and to wear an expression of indifference tinged with
+a suggestion of cynical humour. This was usually
+accomplished by wearing the hands in the pockets,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page100">[pg 100]</span><a name="Pg100" id="Pg100" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>tilting the hat a little over the eyes, crossing the legs,
+and laughing unduly at the remarks of companions,
+whether audible or not. Some few considered that
+smoking a wooden pipe assisted the realisation of the
+effect intended: others apparently held that a heavy
+object held in the mouth interfered with the expression.
+I have observed that these same onlookers were bitterly
+indignant at the ordeal they had to pass through on
+returning to their native shores viâ Folkestone, when
+clambering wearily with leaden eyes and sage-green
+complexions up the pier steps. Yet the diligence
+travellers, begrimed with dust, stung of horse flies,
+cramped, choked, and so jolted that they recognised
+more bony prominences than previous anatomical
+knowledge had ever led them to expect they possessed,
+were none the less objects of pity. Still human nature
+is always worthy of study, and those who arrived,
+together with those who went to see them arrive, were
+equally interesting under the depressing climatic influences
+which so often forbade us to take our pleasure
+elsewhere.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The Alpine habitue</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It was curious to note how, day after day, the diligence
+on its arrival released from the cramped thraldom
+of its uncomfortable seats almost exactly the same
+load. As the great lumbering yellow vehicle came
+within sight, one or two familiar faces would be seen
+craning out to catch the first sight of an old guide or
+mountain friend. These <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">habitués</span></span> as a rule secured
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page101">[pg 101]</span><a name="Pg101" id="Pg101" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>for themselves the corner seats. We knew exactly
+what their luggage would be. A bundle of axes like
+Roman <span class="tei tei-q">“fasces”</span> would be handed out first, with perhaps
+a little unnecessary ostentation, followed by a coil
+of rope which might have been packed up in the portmanteau,
+but usually was not; then a knapsack, with
+marks on the back like a map of the continent of
+America if the owner was an old hand, and a spotless
+minute check if he were only trying to look like
+one. The owners of the knapsacks would be clad in
+suits that once were dittos, flannel shirts and the
+familiar British wide-awake, the new aspirants for
+mountaineering fame decorating their head gear with
+snow spectacles purchased in Geneva. Very business-like
+would they show themselves in collecting their
+luggage before anybody else; then, with a knowing
+look at the mountains, they would make their way
+to Couttet’s. Next, perhaps, would follow a party of
+some two or three spinsters travelling alone and as
+uncertain about their destination as they were of their
+age. To attract such, some of the hotel proprietors,
+more astute than their fellows, despatched to the
+scene of action porters of cultivated manners and
+obsequious demeanour, who seldom failed, by proving
+themselves to be <span class="tei tei-q">“such nice polite men, my dear,”</span>
+to ensnare the victims. Burdened with the numerous
+parcels and odd little bags this class of traveller
+greatly affects, the nicely mannered porter would lead
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page102">[pg 102]</span><a name="Pg102" id="Pg102" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the way to the hotel or pension, probably bestowing,
+as he passed, a wink on some friend among the guides,
+who recognised at once the type of tourist that would
+inevitably visit the Montanvert, probably the Chapeau
+and possibly the Flégère, and recognising too the type
+in whom judicious compliments were not likely to be
+invested without satisfactory results. Such people
+invariably enquired if they could not be taken <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">en
+pension</span></span>. Somewhat frugal as regards diet, especially
+breakfast, but with astounding capacities for swallowing
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">table d’hôte</span></span> dinners or such romance as the
+guides might be pleased to invent on the subject of
+their own prowess and exploits. Charming old ladies
+these often were, as pleased with the novelty of everything
+they saw around them as a gutter child in a
+country meadow. Their nature changes marvellously
+in the Alps. Scarcely should we recognise in the
+small wiry traveller in the mountains the same individual
+whom we might meet in town—say in the
+neighbourhood of Bloomsbury. I have noticed such
+a one not a hundred miles from there whose energy
+for sight-seeing when in the Alps surpassed all belief.
+Yet here she seemed but a little, wrinkled, bent-in-the-back
+old woman, flat of foot, reckless at crossings,
+finding difficulty on Sunday mornings in fishing a
+copper out of her reticule for the crossing sweeper, by
+reason of the undue length of the finger-tips to her
+one-buttoned black kid gloves, and accompanied on
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page103">[pg 103]</span><a name="Pg103" id="Pg103" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>week days, perhaps for the sake of contrast, by a
+sprightly little black and tan dog of so arrogant a
+disposition that it declined to use in walking all the
+legs which Providence had furnished it. Next,
+perhaps, the British paterfamilias, who might or might
+not be a clergyman, most intractable of tourists; ever
+prone to combine instruction with amusement for the
+benefit of his bored family, slightly relaxing on week
+days, but rigid and austere on Sundays beyond conception.
+And then the foreign sub-Alpine walker or
+<span class="tei tei-q">“intrépide,”</span> clad in special garments of local make
+and highly vaunted efficiency, garrulous, smoky,
+voracious, a trifle greasy, and dealing habitually in
+ecstatic hendecasyllables expressive of admiration of
+everything he saw. Next the family party, possibly
+with a courier, with whom the younger members were,
+as a rule, unduly familiar: the boys wearing tailed
+shooting coats, consorting but ill with Eton turn-down
+collars, groaning under the burden of green baize bags
+containing assorted guide books, strange receptacles
+for the umbrellas of the party, and with leathern
+wallets slung around their shoulders, stuffed with the
+useless articles boys cherish and love to carry with
+them; the girls awkwardly conscious and feeling ill
+at ease by reason of the practical dresses, boots, and
+head gear devised for them at home, looking tenderly
+after a collection of weakly sticks tipped with chamois
+horns and decorated with a spirally arranged list of
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page104">[pg 104]</span><a name="Pg104" id="Pg104" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>localities; the whole party in an excessively bad
+temper, which the boys exhibited by pummelling and
+thumping when <span class="tei tei-q">“pa”</span> was not looking and the girls
+by little sniffs, head tossings, and pointed remarks at
+each other that they had no idea what guys they
+looked. It will be observed that the constant bad
+weather induced a cynical condition of mind.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A family party</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We made up our minds, notwithstanding the
+attractions of this varied company, to quit them for
+a while, to seek fresh snow-fields and glaciers new,
+and to leave the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru for a
+time unmolested. At the suggestion of Jaun we betook
+ourselves to the Oberland for a contemplated
+ascent of the Bietschhorn by a new route. Under a
+tropical sun we made our way by the interminable
+zigzags through the Trient valley down to Vernayaz,
+where we met again, like the witches in <span class="tei tei-q">“Macbeth,”</span> in
+thunder and in rain. Our project was to ascend the
+Bietschhorn from the Visp side and descend it by the
+usual route to Ried. This form of novelty had become
+so common in mountaineering that a new word had
+been coined expressly to describe such expeditions,
+and the climber, if he succeeded in his endeavour, was
+said to have <span class="tei tei-q">“colled”</span> the peak. The phrase, however,
+was only admissible on the first occasion, and it was
+subsequently described by any who followed, in more
+prosaic terms, as going up one side and down the other.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A sepulchral bivouac</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We did not experience any unusual difficulty in
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page105">[pg 105]</span><a name="Pg105" id="Pg105" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>leaving Visp tolerably early in the morning. The
+chorus of frogs, who were in remarkably fine voice
+that night in the neighbouring swamps, kept us
+awake, and the proper musical contrast was provided
+by the alto humming of some hungry mosquitoes.
+Our plan of assault was to camp somewhere at the
+head of the Baltschieder Thal, which is a dreary stony
+valley with only a few huts that would scarcely be
+considered habitable even by a London slum-landlord.
+The living inhabitants appeared to consist of three
+unkempt children, two pigs, one imbecile old man,
+and a dog with a fortuitous family. On the whole,
+therefore, we came to the conclusion that nature
+would probably provide better accommodation than
+the local architectural art, and a short search revealed
+a most luxurious bivouac, close to the left moraine of
+the Baltschieder Glacier, under the shelter of the
+Fäschhorn and a little above the level of the ice fall.
+A huge, flat slab of rock formed the roof of a wedge-shaped
+cavity capable of holding at least six persons,
+if disposed in a horizontal position. The space between
+the floor and the roof, it is true, was not much
+more than three feet; but the chamber, though well
+sheltered, demanded no ventilating tubes to ensure a
+proper supply of fresh air. Having a little spare time
+and being luxuriously inclined, we decided to sleep on
+spring beds. First we swept the stone floor, then
+covered it with a thick layer of dry rhododendron
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page106">[pg 106]</span><a name="Pg106" id="Pg106" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>branches, over which were laid large sods of dried
+peat grass, and the beds were complete. The pointed
+ends of the twigs showed rather a tendency to penetrate
+through the grassy covering during the night,
+but otherwise the mattresses were all that could be
+desired. About two in the morning we got up—that
+is, we would have got up had it not been physically
+impossible to do so by reason of the lowness of the
+roof. A more correct expression would be perhaps to
+say that we turned out, rolling from under the shelter
+of the slab one after another. By the dim light of an
+ineffective candle, poked into the neck of a broken
+bottle, we found it no easy matter to collect all the
+articles which the guides had of course unpacked
+and stowed away as if they were going to stay a week;
+indeed, a certain bottle of seltzer water will probably
+still be found—at any rate the bottle will—by anyone
+who seeks repose in the same quarters.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">On early starts</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We started in the usual frame of mind—that is to
+say, everybody was exceedingly facetious for about
+three minutes. In about ten minutes one of the
+party, who would slake his thirst unduly at a crystal
+spring near the bivouac the previous evening, found
+that his boot lace was untied; circumstances which
+do not seem associated at first sight, but are not,
+nevertheless, infrequently observed. So again have
+I often remarked that a good dinner overnight
+develops in an astonishing manner admiration for
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page107">[pg 107]</span><a name="Pg107" id="Pg107" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>distant views when ascending on the subsequent day.
+Within a quarter of an hour the amateurs of the
+party ceased to indulge in conversation, their remarks
+dying away into a species of pained silence similar to
+that which is induced in youthful voluptuaries by the
+premature smoking of clay pipes. The guides, however,
+seldom if ever desisted from dialogue, and never
+for the purpose of listening to each other’s remarks.
+Still, the respiratory process is governed by the
+same conditions in the case of guides as in other
+mortals, and though they would scorn to stoop to the
+boot-lace subterfuge, and feel that a sudden admiration
+for scenery would deceive no one, they yet found it
+necessary before long to distribute their burdens more
+equally; a process achieved by halting, untying
+several strings, taking out several parcels and replacing
+them in the same positions. By these
+various methods we acquired what athletes call
+<span class="tei tei-q">“second wind”</span> and stepped out more strongly. We
+crossed a moraine of the usual inconsistency—however,
+the subject of loose moraines has been, I fancy,
+touched upon by other writers. The Baltschieder
+Glacier sweeps at a right angle round a mountain
+christened, not very originally, the Breithorn. This
+particular member of that somewhat numerous family
+blocks up the head of the Baltschieder Thal. We
+skirted the north base of the Breithorn, passing between
+it and the Jägihorn, and arriving at the top of a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page108">[pg 108]</span><a name="Pg108" id="Pg108" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>steep little slope came in full view of the eastern
+slopes of our objective peak. At this point Maurer
+gave vent to a dismal wail of anguish as it suddenly
+occurred to him that he had left the bottle of seltzer
+water down below. With some difficulty did we persuade
+him that it was not necessary to return for it,
+although the idea of repose was not wholly distasteful,
+but we felt that we had probably all our work cut out
+for us in one sense, and that the days were none too
+long for such an expedition as the one we had in hand.
+Two distinct lines of attack appeared to offer themselves.
+One route, more to our right, led upwards by
+a gentle curved ridge, chiefly of snow, connecting the
+Baltschieder Joch with the northern arête of the
+mountain. In 1866 Messrs. D. W. Freshfield and
+C. C. Tucker, as we learnt subsequently, attained a
+high point by this way and were only prevented from
+accomplishing the actual ascent by bad weather,
+though they did enough to prove the practicability of
+the route. However, this way, which appeared the
+easier of the two, was evidently the longer from our
+position. The other route had the advantage of lying
+straight in front of us. Its attraction consisted of a
+broad long gully of snow enclosed between two ridges
+of rock. By the dim morning light the snow appeared
+easy enough and was evidently in suitable condition:
+howbeit, long snow couloirs, at the summit of which
+rocks overhang, are not usually to be recommended
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page109">[pg 109]</span><a name="Pg109" id="Pg109" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>when the mountain itself is composed of friable
+material. Now it would be difficult to find in the
+whole of the Alps a mountain more disposed to cast
+stones at its assailants than the Bietschhorn, a fact
+of which we were fully aware. Every ascent of this
+disintegrating peak so rearranges the rocks that the
+next comers would not be wholly without justification
+if they pleaded that the details of their ascent were to
+a great extent new. Still, mountaineers up to the
+present have not been quite reduced to such a far-fetched
+claim to novelty, although in these latter days
+they have at times come perilously near it. Judging
+by the direction of the strata, we felt certain that the
+rock ridges must be practicable, and the problem in
+mountaineering set before us consisted in finding out
+how we might best ascend without subjecting ourselves
+to the inconveniences experienced by some of the early
+martyrs.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The rocks of the Bietschhorn</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+An early breakfast put fresh strength into us.
+It is a common mistake of mountaineers not to
+breakfast early enough and not to breakfast often
+enough. If it be desired to achieve a long expedition
+when there is not likely to be too much spare time,
+the wise man will eat something at least every two
+hours up to about 10 o’clock in the morning, supposing,
+for instance, he started about 2 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span> It is
+astonishing to notice how the full man gains upon
+the empty one on fatiguing snow slopes. We strode
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page110">[pg 110]</span><a name="Pg110" id="Pg110" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>rapidly across the basin of snow called the Jägifirn
+and arrived at the foot of the gully. But now we
+could see that our suspicions were more than verified:
+ugly-looking marks in the snow above indicated falling
+stones, and the snow itself was obviously in a
+condition prone to avalanches. This danger must
+always be present in couloirs to a greater or less extent
+in such seasons as the one we were experiencing.
+There had been sufficient power of sun to convert the
+contents of the gully into what would have been, in
+fine weather, a glistening ice slope. But much fresh
+snow had fallen recently. It but rarely can happen,
+when snow has fallen late in the season or during the
+hot months, that the new and the old layers can become
+properly amalgamated. If, therefore, there is too
+great a thickness of fresh snow to allow of steps being
+cut through this into the ice beneath, such couloirs are
+unsafe. The mark of a single avalanche due to the
+sliding off of the fresh snow on the ice beneath—a
+mark easily enough recognised—would deter any save
+an unwise person or a novice from attempting such a
+line of ascent. The marvellous hereditary instinct so
+often attributed to guides in judging of this condition
+really reduces itself to a matter of very simple observation
+and attention, and one within the reach of
+anybody. But travellers in the Alps too often appear
+to treat their reasoning faculties like they do their tall
+hats, and leave them at home. The question then
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page111">[pg 111]</span><a name="Pg111" id="Pg111" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>was, Were the rocks right or left of this snow gully
+practicable? We all agreed that they were, and proceeded
+at once to test the accuracy of our opinion.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Avalanches on the Bietschhorn</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We crossed the bergschrund—that godsend to
+writers on mountaineering in search of material to act
+as padding—and without dwelling on its insecure bridge
+longer than we need now dwell on the subject made
+swiftly for some rocks on the left. Scarcely had we
+gained them when a rush of snow and ice, of no great
+dimensions, but still large enough to be formidable,
+obliterated all the tracks we had just made. This
+settled the point at once, and we felt that by the rocks
+alone would it be proper to force the ascent. While
+on the ridge we were safe enough, and had the advantage
+as we clambered up of a most commanding position
+from whence we could view the frequent avalanches
+that swept by. The rain of the previous night, though
+it had only lasted for an hour or two, had evidently
+had a great effect on the state of the snow, and the
+avalanches seemed to pour down almost incessantly:
+probably some forty or fifty swept by us while we
+climbed by the side of the gully, and our situation
+gave rise to that feeling of somewhat pained security
+which is experienced when standing on a railway
+platform as an express train dashes by; we certainly
+felt that some of the downfalls would have
+reduced our party to a pulp quite as easily and with
+as much unconcern as the train itself. The guides,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page112">[pg 112]</span><a name="Pg112" id="Pg112" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>who do not perhaps tax their memories very severely
+for a parallel on such an occasion, asserted, as they
+generally do, that they had never seen anything like
+it in the whole course of their lives. They then fell to
+whistling, laughed very gaily, and borrowed tobacco
+from each other.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A dramatic situation</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Gradually our difficulties became more pronounced,
+and conversation on indifferent topics was discarded,
+the remarks being confined to brief exclamations
+such as <span class="tei tei-q">“Keep it tight!”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Don’t touch that one!”</span>
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Hold on now!”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“You’re treading on my fingers!”</span>
+<span class="tei tei-q">“The point of your axe is sticking into my stomach!”</span>
+and similar ejaculations. Once in a way we ascended
+for a few feet by the snow, though never quite losing
+touch of the rocks, and sank waist deep in the soft
+compound filling up the gully. Then we went back to
+the rotten rocks for a brief spell, well content to be
+more out of the reach of chance fragments of ice
+falling down the shoot. It is wonderful to note how
+quickly time passes in an exciting climb of this nature;
+but our progress was actually rather rapid, so fast
+indeed that we did not fully realise at one period that
+we were getting into difficulties and that we had without
+doubt strayed, Christian-like, from the narrow
+path which was evidently the right one. Throughout
+the day we were conscious that the climb was too long
+to be completed if we made any serious mistake involving
+the retracing of steps. Quite suddenly, our
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page113">[pg 113]</span><a name="Pg113" id="Pg113" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>situation became critical: a hurried glance up and
+down along the line revealed the fact that each
+member of the party had to do all he knew to preserve
+his position. The attitudes were ungainly enough to
+suggest instantaneous photographs at an ill-selected
+movement of four individuals dancing a <span class="tei tei-q">“can-can.”</span>
+Maurer was engaged apparently in an extremely
+close and minute inspection of the toe of his right
+boot. Another member of the party was giving a
+practical illustration of the fact that he could, by
+extreme extension of his arms, stretch more than
+his own height, while a third was endeavouring to find
+out why the power of co-ordinating his muscular
+movements was suddenly lost to him, and why he
+could not persuade his left leg to join his right. For
+a few moments Jaun, who was leading, hung on by his
+finger-tips and the issue of the expedition hung in the
+balance. But our leader, by dint of some <a name="corr113" id="corr113" class="tei tei-anchor"></a><span class="tei tei-corr">complicated</span>
+sprawls, transferred himself over a passage of rock on
+which we had no earthly reason to be, and assisted
+the rest of the party to regain a more promising line
+of ascent. For those few minutes the situation was
+dramatic enough, and the thought crossed my mind
+that the curtain might not improbably descend on it;
+a solution of the difficulty which commends itself to
+the playwright when he has involved his <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">dramatis personæ</span></span>
+in difficulties, but which is not without its
+objections to the climber. On the whole the rocks on
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page114">[pg 114]</span><a name="Pg114" id="Pg114" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>this face of the mountain are much more difficult than
+on the other, and, writing now after the lapse of some
+years, I am disposed to think that these are perhaps
+the most difficult crags of any that I have ever met
+with to climb properly, that is with a minimum of risk
+to one’s self and to one’s companions; as a good
+proof of this I may say that the ascent would probably
+have appeared fairly easy to a novice and that it
+required some little Alpine experience to realise their
+real difficulty and their treacherous nature. There
+was scarcely time to test adequately all hand and foothold,
+and examination of rocks by what surgeons term
+palpation is a <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">sine quâ non</span></span> in rock climbing. Undoubtedly
+the mountain was not in the best possible
+order. We may possibly have rearranged the rocks
+in our line of ascent in a more convenient manner for
+those who follow. Certainly we may fairly say that
+in our actual line of ascent we left no stone unturned
+to ensure success.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The united party nearly fall out</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Close below the ridge—within perhaps ten feet of
+it, for if I remember aright our leader had actually
+reached the crest—came the climax to what was perhaps
+rather a perilous climb. The first and second
+on the rope had met in their upward passage a huge
+cube of rock whose security they had carefully tested,
+and to surmount which it was necessary to stretch
+to the fullest extent in order to gain a respectable
+hold for the hands. We were all four in a direct line
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page115">[pg 115]</span><a name="Pg115" id="Pg115" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>one below the other, and the two last on the rope were
+placed perforce directly beneath the treacherous crag.
+By an extension movement which conveyed some
+notion of the sensation experienced by those on the
+rack, I had reached a handhold pronounced to be of a
+passable nature by those above. By this manœuvre
+I succeeded in getting my feet exactly to a place on
+which the others, who were much heavier than I, had
+stood in security; without rhyme or reason the block
+of stone, which was about the size of a grand pianoforte,
+suddenly broke away from under me; a huge
+gap seemed cloven out in the mountain side, and
+Maurer, below, had only just time to spring aside,
+enveloped in a cloud of dust, and to throw himself flat
+against the rock, while the rope was strained to the
+utmost. Fortunately the handhold above was sound
+and I was able to hold on with feet dangling in the
+air, searching in vain for some projection on which
+to rest. Those above were too insecure to give any
+efficient help, and in fact possibly viewed my struggles,
+inasmuch as they were not fully aware at first of what
+had happened, with as much equanimity as a person
+inside a boat contemplates the gymnastic performances
+of a bather trying to climb over the edge. As
+the cloud of dust cleared off, however, and Maurer’s
+face gradually beamed through it like the sun in a
+fog, for the excitement had made him the colour of
+a cornet player giving vent to a high note, they
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page116">[pg 116]</span><a name="Pg116" id="Pg116" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>began to realise that something abnormal had happened,
+while the distant thundering reverberations of
+the falling mass assured them that it was no ordinary
+slip. Meanwhile Maurer planted his axe so as to give
+me some foothold, and with a push from below and
+a pull from above, fortunately simultaneous, I succeeded
+in planting my feet where my hands were, and
+subsequently undoubling found that we were within a
+few feet of the ridge, that the panorama beyond was
+undoubtedly magnificent, but was thrown out in strong
+relief by deep blue-black thunder-clouds advancing
+towards us.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Jaun now removed his empty pipe from his mouth
+and replaced it by a lucifer match, which, either as an
+aid to reflection or possibly for medicinal purposes, he
+chewed as he contemplated the ridge. A miserably
+cold wind with a remarkable knack of detecting all
+the rents in our raiment whistled around; above, the
+summit of the mountain was enveloped in driving
+thick mist and cloud. Still the final ridge looked
+fairly easy, and indeed proved to be so. The snow
+was deep and soft, and the stones below were so
+arranged as to remind us forcibly of a newly mended
+road in our native country; big and little, all seemed
+loose, and all arranged with their sharpest points and
+edges uppermost. The ridge is moderately broad,
+and we were able to flounder along with fair rapidity.
+Spurred on by the unpromising look of the weather
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page117">[pg 117]</span><a name="Pg117" id="Pg117" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>and stimulated by the cold wind, which rendered any
+halts so unpleasant as to be out of the question, we
+set to work in earnest and found ourselves at the base
+of the final little snow and rock cone earlier than the
+length of the ridge had led us to expect. As we
+stepped on to the summit we experienced the curious
+sensation usually arising when climbing through
+clouds, that the mountain itself was sinking away
+rapidly from under our feet. The panorama was
+wholly composed of a foreground consisting of mist,
+and presented therefore comparatively few attractions.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A limited panorama</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It was already so late in the afternoon that we
+could not have afforded to stay in any case, and, as
+we felt that serious difficulties might possibly be encountered
+in descending, we set off at once, visions of
+a warm welcome and a hot bath at Ried rising before
+our minds. The idea of descending by way of the
+Baltschieder Joch was negatived without a division.
+The northern ridge of the Bietschhorn is a counterpart
+of the one by which we had ascended, with the solitary
+advantage in our case that we had to go down it and
+not up. The snow slopes leading down to the Nest
+Glacier were much broader, and we were strongly
+tempted more than once to quit the ridge for this
+western face of the mountain. Ultimately, persuaded
+that the condition of the snow justified us in so doing,
+we struck straight down on to the Nest Glacier, skirted
+round the ridge of rocks dividing the Nest Glacier
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page118">[pg 118]</span><a name="Pg118" id="Pg118" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>from the Birch Glacier, and catching sight of a little
+green patch some way below, threw off the rope and
+rushed precipitately down to it. Misguided by a few
+gleams of sunshine breaking out between the driving
+clouds, we conceived the idea of repose and thought
+that we might as well be aired and dried. Below,
+the hotel at Ried was in full view, and it seemed
+but an hour or two from us: but our troubles were
+not yet over. The five minutes’ halt on such occasions
+not uncommonly expand into five-and-fifty, and
+we rather deliberately averted our gaze from the
+western view of the valley, up which the thunder-clouds
+were advancing steadily in close formation.
+Eventually we decided to move on, in order to avoid
+getting once more wet through. Vain hope: rapid
+though our descent was to the level of the forest it
+was not rapid enough. We ran furiously down the
+rough slopes, but, as the storm advanced and we
+perceived that we should be caught, the agitation of
+our minds gradually equalled the agitation of our
+bodies. We seemed to get no nearer Ried, while the
+darkness increased rapidly around us. Knowing the
+proclivities of guides on such occasions, my companion
+and I agreed that nothing should induce us
+to leave a path, should we perchance find one. Now,
+in a dim light it is exceedingly easy to discover paths,
+but extremely difficult to discover that variety of track
+that leads anywhere. Determined, however, to stick
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page119">[pg 119]</span><a name="Pg119" id="Pg119" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>to our resolution, we found ourselves continually
+pursuing level stretches right and left, only to find
+that, as routes to any particular place, they were
+snares and delusions; that there was a path with
+long zigzags we knew, and indeed, finally, a shout
+from the guides, who skipped about downhill with an
+utter disregard for the integrity of their joints, and
+adopted that curious cantering gait considered on
+the stage to express light-hearted joy, announced
+that they had discovered the way. With characteristic
+inconsistency, they had no sooner found what we
+had been so long searching for than they proposed
+to leave it and make short cuts, so called; but we
+were inflexible, and determined not to leave our path
+or be seduced by the attractions of a perpendicular
+descent through an unknown territory. The hotel
+lights were no longer visible, but we knew that they
+lay straight below us. The question was whether we
+should turn right or left. The guides settled the
+matter by darting off ahead, ostensibly from a perfect
+acquaintance with their situation, but actually as we
+suspected to avoid being worried with unpleasant
+topographical questions. Gradually as we followed
+the track our stern purpose began to waver, for it
+was pointed out by some one that the path, though
+undoubtedly a good one in point of construction and
+general purpose, had two distinct disadvantages from
+our present point of view; one being that it led uphill,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page120">[pg 120]</span><a name="Pg120" id="Pg120" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>and the other that it ran in the wrong direction.
+There are certain contingencies in life in which the
+Briton finds but one adequate method of relieving
+and expressing his feelings, such, for instance, as
+when he finds himself bespattered with mud from
+the passing hansom on a carefully selected shirt-front
+and a white tie that would have moved to envy; or
+when, again, as the last to leave his club at night
+he finds the only remaining head-gear to consist of
+a well-worn beaver many sizes too large, with fur
+under the brim and a decoration of little rosettes and
+bobstays. It is hard to see why the ejaculation of
+any particular monosyllable should do him good at
+such a juncture. Hard words unquestionably break
+no bones, but neither do they mend the broken collar-stud
+or the ruptured bootlace; and yet if he swallows
+the expression down it will certainly ferment within
+him, and fermentation is characterised by multiplication.
+If, on the contrary, he articulates his feelings,
+the whole situation suddenly appears changed, and he
+can view the most untoward circumstances once more
+with a calm serenity of temper. But the remedy,
+though potent, specific almost, is too valuable to be
+resorted to constantly, and should be reserved, like
+Thursday’s razor, for the most special occasions.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A race for home</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our situation on the present occasion fully justified
+us in resorting to the source of relief vaguely alluded
+to, and we employed it simultaneously with the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page121">[pg 121]</span><a name="Pg121" id="Pg121" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>happiest results. Now the guides triumphed, and
+such was our accommodating mood that we actually
+acceded to their counsel and embarked on a perilous
+descent down a vertical gully. Scarcely had we turned
+into it when the storm broke and the rain came down
+in sheets, and very damp sheets too. Some one now
+suggested that the wisest plan would be to remain under
+shelter till the rain had passed off. It was argued
+against this amendment, and with a certain amount of
+force, first that there was no probability of the rain
+stopping, and secondly that there was no shelter: so
+we went on. Gradually, as we became more wet, we
+grew more desperate, and before long floundered down
+as regardless of bumps as a bluebottle in a conservatory:
+at one moment slithering over wet slabs of
+rock to which damp tufts of moss were loosely adherent,
+at another climbing carefully over gigantic toothcombs
+of fallen trees, then plunging head foremost—sometimes
+not exactly head foremost—through jungle-like
+masses of long grass and dwarf brushwood. Soaked
+to the skin, steamy, damp, and perspiring like bridegrooms,
+we went on, utterly reckless as to our apparel,
+and haunted by a perpetual idea that we should find
+ourselves ultimately at some place whence further
+descent would be impossible.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Caught out</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Within a few minutes the party divided and Jaun
+and I found ourselves together. By the lightning
+flashes I saw him from time to time; on one occasion
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page122">[pg 122]</span><a name="Pg122" id="Pg122" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>he suddenly disappeared from view, and on joining him
+cautiously a little while after I found that he had
+just previously seated himself abruptly on a flat rock,
+immediately underneath a miniature torrent. The
+fact that we did not at every ten seconds run against
+large trees confirmed the idea that we were now
+almost out of the wood; accordingly we halloaed, as
+the occasion seemed suitable, but no answer was returned
+from our companions. Now came the question
+of how we were to cross the torrent which we knew
+lay between us and the hotel. Jaun cheerfully remarked
+that the best plan would be to find the bridge.
+This was obvious enough, but he confessed that he
+had forgotten at what part of the river’s course the
+bridge lay. However, keeping close together, we
+made towards the right, on which side the stream lay.
+The slopes were here more level and less carelessly
+laid out. Our hopes revived, for the hotel could
+only be a few minutes off, and between the peals
+of thunder we could hear the roar of the torrent and
+could hear also the hollow sound due to the boulders
+rolling over its stony bed. Of a sudden we came on
+to its banks, and formidable enough the stream looked.
+The idea of searching for the bridge seemed childish,
+for the whole of the frail wooden structure had
+probably been carried away long before down to the
+Rhone valley. The hotel was only a few yards off,
+and again the situation was exasperating enough to
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page123">[pg 123]</span><a name="Pg123" id="Pg123" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>justify a resort to extreme measures, if it were an
+extreme measure to express forcibly a wish that the
+torrent might be—well, temporarily stopped up at
+some higher point. Jaun now volunteered to wade
+across. It was quite unnecessary for him to divest
+himself of any clothing for the purpose, and in fact
+when he had succeeded very pluckily in reaching the
+other side he was not in the least degree wetter than
+when he started. He shouted some observations
+from the other side, which I took to mean that he
+would go on to the hotel and procure a lantern.
+Accordingly I seated myself to await his return,
+selecting unintentionally a little pool of water, which
+however did just as well as anything else.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The water jump</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Before long a flashing light advancing indicated
+that Jaun had been successful, and two forms were
+seen dimly on the opposite side, one with a light.
+The bearer of the lantern was an aged person in shirt
+sleeves and a highly excited frame of mind. The
+aged person, on the distant shore, gesticulated as
+violently as a marionette doll when its wires have got
+hitched up wrong, and then, seemingly possessed of a
+sudden fury, rushed violently down a steep place and
+beckoned frantically with his lantern. This seemed
+to mean that I was to descend to a point on the bank
+opposite to where he stood. It now appeared that
+there was a bridge within a few yards of us, if a
+single spiky, submerged, and insecure trunk could be
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page124">[pg 124]</span><a name="Pg124" id="Pg124" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>considered such. The old man embraced me warmly
+when I had made my way across, slapped me hard on
+the back, and then laughed very loud and suddenly.
+Then he darted off with the agility and abruptness of
+movement of an elderly lady from the country crossing
+in front of an omnibus, or a hen, a foolish animal
+that always waits to the last moment before running
+needlessly to the wrong side of the road. Guided by
+the lantern which the impulsive veteran flourished
+wildly in every direction, so that no one dared
+approach him, in another ten minutes we reached the
+hotel and found ourselves, with the exception of our
+companions, who had arrived a few minutes before—Heaven
+only knows how, for they did not—fortunately
+the only occupants of the hotel. The volatile sexagenarian
+calmed down, put on his coat, put out his
+lantern, and retired to repose in an outhouse, a
+shelter to which I fancy he was relegated owing to
+certain physical infirmities.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A classical banquet</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It was eleven o’clock, and we had been pretty
+actively employed for twenty-one hours. The idea of
+food and a change of raiment was not, therefore, distasteful.
+A middle-aged female with an excessively
+<span class="tei tei-q">“rational”</span> and hygienic waist, who said she was the
+waitress, volunteered to serve the banquet, but the
+change of raiment necessary was naturally beyond her
+means, while the idea of borrowing from the aged
+person’s wardrobe did not commend itself to us, so we
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page125">[pg 125]</span><a name="Pg125" id="Pg125" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>ordered in a large stock of towels. <span class="tei tei-q">“But,”</span> I remarked,
+<span class="tei tei-q">“you can’t go about in a bath towel”</span>—the truth of
+which assertion was immediately evident, for they were
+so small that it was difficult to fasten them with any
+degree of security; accordingly blankets were requisitioned,
+and a very classical effect in costume was thus
+produced, though what the Romans did when there
+was a gale of wind I do not know. To keep up the
+delusion we arranged the chairs after the fashion of
+couches, and appeased our hunger with a curious repast
+of stewed apples and mixed biscuits, the sole articles
+of food that could be discovered. However, to anticipate,
+we fared better the next day at breakfast; for
+though Bright Chanticleer proclaimed the morn at
+3 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span> he did not proclaim any subsequent period of
+time, as he was captured and cooked for our repast.
+The waitress while we supped was busily engaged in
+stoking up the stove, and seized upon our damp
+raiment with avidity to have it ready for the next
+morning; so energetic was she in fact that we felt it
+necessary to remonstrate, foreseeing the probability
+that our clothes might have to be brought back to us
+in a dust shovel: we remarked that, though sorry for
+our misdeeds, we would limit for choice the repentant
+nature of our apparel to the sackcloth we were then
+wearing and would dispense with the adjunct of ashes.
+The unreliable nature of the fastenings of our costume
+prevented us from accompanying our forcible remarks
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page126">[pg 126]</span><a name="Pg126" id="Pg126" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>with properly impressive gestures. The remonstrance,
+however, had the desired effect, and our garments the
+next day, though somewhat shrivelled and inconveniently
+tight here and there, still proved that they
+had resisted effectively the fire as well as the water.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The old cure</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The amount of luxury found in the Lötschthal since
+those days has materially improved. Time was when
+the only accommodation for the traveller was to be
+found at the humble tenement of Mons. le Curé, a
+worthy old creature as I remember him, who appeared
+to keep an apiary in his back drawing-room and was
+wont to produce the most excellent honey and the
+most uncompromising bread; the latter article, as
+one might judge, was baked about as often as the old
+gentleman washed himself. But the milk of human
+kindness flowed strongly in him (as it may be said to
+do in those who have been made the subjects of
+transfusion), though, to tell the truth, it was somewhat
+decidedly flavoured with garlic, and it needed
+much resolution to attentively listen to the confidential
+communications he was in the habit of whispering.
+A man of education and gentle refinement—at any
+rate of mind—his was a hard lot, buried away in a
+squalid little parish, with no earthly being to talk to
+possessed of more than one idea; yet he slaved on
+contentedly enough with no thought beyond the
+peasants in his own district and of how he might
+relieve their condition, too often at the expense of his
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page127">[pg 127]</span><a name="Pg127" id="Pg127" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>own welfare; isolated more than any ascetic, for his
+mental existence was that of a hermit, from circumstances
+and not from will. The thought of solitary
+confinement is terrible, but utter mental isolation is
+hideous. Yet, while he entertained us hospitably with
+fare which, though rough, was the very best he could
+offer, he would not join in the repast: not, probably,
+from lack of appetite, but from a feeling that, owing
+to prolonged seclusion and association with the
+peasants, the more fashionable and accepted methods
+of preparing food for consumption and conveying it
+to the mouth, with subsequent details, were somewhat
+dim to his recollection. Yet his conversation flowed
+fast and he talked well: the while any reference to
+friends and fellow-travellers would cause him to pause
+for a moment or two, look upwards around the room,
+and fetch a rather long breath before he recommenced.
+A curiously gaunt old creature he seemed at first
+sight: with wonderful, bony, plastic hands capable of
+expressing anything; grotesque almost in his unkempt
+rustiness; provoking a smile at first, but sadness as
+one learnt more of him. And how closely are the two
+emotions associated. In truth Humour was born a
+twin, and her sister was christened Pathos.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I can recall that he accepted a sum of ten francs
+when we parted in the morning. His eyes glistened
+with pleasure as he took the coin and straightway
+made for a ramshackle hovel on the hill-side, where
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page128">[pg 128]</span><a name="Pg128" id="Pg128" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>lay an aged person <span class="tei tei-q">“très-malade.”</span> Possibly after his
+visit there was left a happy peasant in that tumble-down
+cabin—an emotional object more often described
+than witnessed. But all this took place years ago,
+and as we passed the collection of dilapidated tenements
+in one of which our old friend once lived, I
+failed to recognise his former dwelling-place. The
+timbers grew old and worn, the bands rusty, and one
+day the wheel which had worked steadily for so long
+stopped. Yet the stream which had moved it ran on
+as if nothing had happened. Was it a wasted life?
+Who can say if there be such a thing?
+</p>
+ <div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-left: 2.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">A few can touch the magic string,</div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; margin-left: 2.00em">And noisy Fame is proud to win them:</div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">Alas! for those that never sing,</div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; margin-left: 2.00em">But die with all their music in them.</div>
+</div>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">We passed on: in a few minutes the houses were lost
+to view and there was left but the reflection of how
+much more, worthy of study, there was in this old
+curé’s nature than in the majority of Swiss with
+whom mountaineering brings us in close contact.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A </span><span class="tei tei-q"><span style="font-size: 80%">“</span><span style="font-size: 80%">pension</span><span style="font-size: 80%">”</span></span><span style="font-size: 80%"> in a train</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+As we descended the Lötschthal to Gampel the
+air seemed to thicken. The excessive warmth allowed
+our garments to stretch once again to their wonted
+girth, and we became less thoughtful. The vignette
+of the ancient curé dissolved away and was replaced
+by a view (mental only, unhappily) of our aiguille at
+Chamouni, black and bare of snow, inviting another
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page129">[pg 129]</span><a name="Pg129" id="Pg129" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>attack. Gampel does not tempt the traveller much
+to seek repose, and we therefore caught the first train
+that came crawling along the valley and shaped
+our course for Chamouni in a second-class carriage
+tenanted by a <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">pension</span></span> of young ladies out for a holiday
+apparently, who all chirped and twittered and wrangled
+for the best places till the going down of the sun,
+like the Temple sparrows.
+</p>
+
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page130">[pg 130]</span><a name="Pg130" id="Pg130" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc13" id="toc13"></a>
+ <a name="pdf14" id="pdf14"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER V.</span></h1>
+
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE</span></h1>
+
+<div class="tei tei-argument" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em"><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+Chamouni again—The hotel </span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">clientèle</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">—A youthful hero—The inevitable
+English family—A scientific gentleman—A dream of the
+future—The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine literature—A
+condensed mountain ascent—Wanted, a programme—A double
+</span><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">Brocken</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">—A hill-side phenomenon and a familiar character—A
+strong argument—Halting doubts and fears—A digression on
+mountaineering accidents—</span><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">From gay to grave, from lively to
+severe</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">—The storm breaks—A battle with the elements—Beating
+the air—The ridge carried by assault—What next, and next?—A
+topographical problem and a cool proposal—The descent down
+the Vallée Blanche—The old Montanvert hotel—The Montanvert
+path and its frequenters.
+</span></p></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It was the summer of 18— and our old quarters at
+Couttet’s hotel knew us once more. As we drove into
+the village of Chamouni we turned our heads carelessly
+around to note the various new hotels that might have
+arisen since our last visit. Observing that they were
+four or five in number, we rightly conjectured that
+we should find all the hotel keepers complaining
+bitterly of the hard times and the want of custom.
+Also we wondered in how many ways it was possible
+to build a house without any particular system of
+drainage, a deficiency which was at that time
+becom<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page131">[pg 131]</span><a name="Pg131" id="Pg131" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>ing very marked in Chamouni, but has since, I believe,
+been improved. Yet the place itself had not altered
+essentially. New buildings of imposing exterior and
+little else do not materially alter a place that leads a
+life like that of modern Chamouni. The population,
+which throughout the summer appears to pass its
+time in the streets with its hands in its pockets, was
+still amusing itself in the same way. The tone of the
+village was just the same as we had always known it,
+and even M. Couttet himself had not succeeded in
+imparting any marine flavour by building an odd little
+lighthouse with an iron flag on the top which the
+architect had ingeniously represented as streaming
+permanently in a direction indicating a wind favourable
+for fine weather. We knew that we should find
+the same denizens in the hotel; and they were there.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A youthful
+hero</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+There was a very young man with a very parti-coloured
+face from exposure on the glaciers, who had
+recently completed the thousand-and-first ascent of
+Mont Blanc and was perpetually posing gracefully
+against the door-post or in a lattice-work summer-house
+a few steps from the hotel, gazing towards the
+mountain and rather eagerly joining in any conversation
+relating to the perils of the ascent. There were
+three or four young ladies of various periods of life
+who gazed at him with admiration and enquired at intervals
+if he wasn’t very tired; to which the young man
+replied carelessly that he was not, and inwardly thought
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page132">[pg 132]</span><a name="Pg132" id="Pg132" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>that the discomfort of sunburn and the consequent
+desquamation was on the whole cheaply bought, the
+while he wished the expedition had not cost so much
+and that so many others had not thought of making
+the same ascent. And then there came a lithe, active
+lady walker who had been up Mont Blanc and a great
+many other mountains too, and paid no more attention
+to the guides’ stereotyped compliments than a
+suspicious dog does to those of a nervous visitor: so
+the young man’s nose was put out of joint and he would
+have laughed scornfully at the fickleness of hero worship
+had not the skin of his face been in danger of
+cracking, and he wished his shirt collar had not been
+starched and thumped by the village washerwoman into
+the form of a circular linen saw.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A scientific gentleman</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Then there was an excitable Englishman of impulsive
+habits, with a large family who were perpetually
+playing a game of follow-my-leader with their parent,
+and who were under orders to weigh anchor on the
+following morning at five o’clock for the Montanvert
+and the Mauvais Pas. The boys were stoking up for
+the occasion with raw apples, and the girls were occupied,
+when not pursuing their restless father, in preparing
+a puggaree for his hat. There was a gentleman
+who affected the curious untidiness of raiment not
+unfrequently noticed among Sunday frequenters of
+the Thames, and who sought to establish a mountaineering
+reputation by constantly gazing at the peaks
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page133">[pg 133]</span><a name="Pg133" id="Pg133" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>around in a knowing manner and wearing a flannel
+shirt of an obtrusive pattern destitute of any collar.
+There were guides about, who were on the point of
+being paid for their services and who were exceedingly
+polite and obsequious; others whose <span class="tei tei-q">“tour”</span> had just
+passed, were, proportionately, less deferential. There
+was an elderly lady whose whole soul appeared bent
+on a little stocking from which she never parted,
+and who turned the knitting needles to more account
+for toilet and other small purposes than I could have
+conceived to be possible. There were two or three
+mountaineers who appeared anxious only to avoid
+everyone’s gaze and who might be seen in byways and
+odd corners talking to bronzed guides who looked like
+business. Finally, there was a gentleman of statistical
+and scientific tendencies, much given to making quietly
+astonishing statements of astronomical facts and
+gently smiling as he rolled over his tongue and enjoyed
+the flavour of the vast numbers with which it
+was his pleasure to deal. He absolutely revelled and
+wallowed in figures. Buttonholed in a corner and
+compelled to listen with deferential attention, I secretly
+writhed as he crushed me slowly with the mere weight
+of his numerals. He shared with others of his frame
+of mind the peculiarity of always keeping something
+in hand and skilfully working up to a climax. Such
+and such a star was so many millions of miles off.
+We opened our eyes to the proper degree of width and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page134">[pg 134]</span><a name="Pg134" id="Pg134" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>observed, <span class="tei tei-q">“Bless me!”</span> or, <span class="tei tei-q">“You don’t say so?”</span> Instantly
+he would rejoin, <span class="tei tei-q">“Ah, but that’s nothing to
+so and so,”</span> and then favoured us with a still more
+immeasurable distance. We expressed a slightly
+greater degree of intelligent amazement. Thereupon
+he nodded his head, gently inclined it a little to one
+side, and smiled softly. It gave him such evident
+pleasure to have a listener that I attended with due
+reverence to his enthusiastic computations; knowing
+my man, I felt sure that he was keeping back a real
+staggerer to finish up with, and was prepared to
+assume varying degrees of surprise up to the moment
+when it should come. Unfortunately I misjudged its
+advent, and feeling that I had somewhat lost in his
+estimation by evincing undue astonishment at a comparatively
+small array of figures, I sought to turn the
+conversation by requesting to know how long he
+thought it might be before the great rock peaks around
+us would have crumbled away to their bases. The
+calculation was too trivial and the number of millions
+of generations too small to interest him much, but he
+vouchsafed an approximate estimate.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A dream of the future</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I let him babble on and fell a-thinking. The peaks
+were crumbling away bit by bit no doubt, the glaciers
+shrinking. At a bound the mind leapt into a future
+which, after all, might be not so very unlike a past.
+The Alps things of the past! What, I wondered,
+when the mountains were all levelled down and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page135">[pg 135]</span><a name="Pg135" id="Pg135" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>smiling valleys occupied the troughs of the glaciers
+of to-day, would some future commentators make of
+the literature so industriously piled up by the members
+and followers of the Alpine Club? Imagination ran
+riot as in a dream, and I fancied some enthusiast
+exploring the buried city of the second Babylon and
+excavating the ruins of the <span class="tei tei-q">“finest site in Europe.”</span>
+I pictured to myself the surprise in store for him on
+digging out the effigies of some of our naval and
+military heroes, and the mingled feelings with which he
+would contemplate the unearthed statue of George IV.
+It seemed possible that in that far-off epoch to which
+my friend’s calculations had borne me, the Alpine Club
+itself might have ceased to exist. Pursuing his explorations
+in an easterly direction, the excavator
+might perchance have lighted on a strange tunnel,
+almost Arcadian in its simplicity of design, and
+marvelled at the curious and cheap idols of wax and
+wood which the people of that ancient day had evidently
+worshipped. Turning north again, this Schliemann
+of the future would pass by the ruins of
+S. Martin’s Church, eager to light upon the precious
+archives of the historic Alpine Club itself. How
+eagerly he would peruse the lore contained in the
+Club library, anxious to decipher the inscriptions
+and discover what manner of men they were who
+lived and climbed when mountains and glaciers were
+still to be found on this planet. Human nature would
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page136">[pg 136]</span><a name="Pg136" id="Pg136" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>probably not have changed much, and the successful
+explorer might even have been asked to favour a
+scientific society of the future with the result of his
+discoveries, to which in all probability he would have
+acceded, with a degree of reluctance not quite sufficient
+to deter the secretary of the society from pressing
+him.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A condensed mountain ascent</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+An abstract of his description of our sibylline
+leaves I fancied might run somewhat in this style:—After
+commenting on the fact that the maps and
+illustrations did not usually correspond in number
+with the list set forth in the index of the volumes
+unearthed, he might proceed thus:—<span class="tei tei-q">“In pursuit of
+their great and glorious object these ancient heroes
+appear to have undergone vast personal discomfort.
+It is difficult therefore to realise fully why so many
+engaged in this form of exploration. Instances
+have been given by other learned antiquarians who
+have studied the habits of this people, of a similar
+purposeless disregard of comfort, such as the four-wheeled
+wooden boxes in which they travelled about,
+the seats in their churches, &amp;c. The outset of their
+expedition was almost invariably characterised by a
+display of bad temper, attributed to early rising.
+After a varying number of hours of excessive toil
+the travellers were wont to arrive at some fearsome
+chasm spoken of as a <span class="tei tei-q">‘bergschrund.’</span> On this, if the
+subject-matter of their narrative was insufficient in
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page137">[pg 137]</span><a name="Pg137" id="Pg137" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>quantity, they were wont to descant and enlarge at
+length; sometimes, as we judge, in their descriptions
+they enlarged the bergschrund itself. They then
+crossed it. Immediately after this incident they were
+in the habit of eating, and the minute and instructive
+details commonly given enable us to form
+a tolerably accurate opinion as to the nature of the
+diet with which they supported their exhausted
+frames. Next they traversed strange localities for
+which there appear to have been no adequately descriptive
+expressions in their own language. In fact the
+difficulty of deciphering these records is greatly increased
+by the fact that the writers were versatile
+linguists, for they constantly make use of words of
+a hybrid character. They were evidently practised
+meteorologists and took much interest in this subject,
+as may be gathered throughout from their writings. At
+length they reached summits, of the nature of which we
+in our time can have but a feeble conception. So great
+was their relief at the termination of their self-imposed
+but toilsome task, that they habitually burst
+forth into language characterised by a wealth of
+imagery and a fervour of poetic description which
+unfortunately conveys but little idea to us in our day
+of what they actually saw. In descending they were
+all commonly within an ace of meeting with a violent
+death. The mode in which the danger attacked them
+varied within certain restricted limits, but it always
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page138">[pg 138]</span><a name="Pg138" id="Pg138" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>occurred and the escape was always narrow. The
+peril over, they remarked that they breathed freely
+again, and then at once fell to eating. Arrived at a
+successful termination of their wearisome labour, they
+advised others to do the same. They dealt out unsparing
+satire to their companions, unlimited praise
+to their guides, and unmeasured ridicule to their
+porter. They commonly expressed throughout their
+descriptions grave doubts and uncertainty as to the
+issue of the expedition: a curious and noteworthy
+fact, for the heading of the accounts always divulged
+at the outset their ultimate success. The construction,
+therefore, of their narratives was in accordance with a
+well-recognised model and appeared capable of little
+variation. The only other facts that we can glean
+are that they were prodigious eaters, were much
+pestered by some extinct species of insects, and that
+they make frequent allusions to a substance termed
+tobacco. The constant repetition of these incidents
+stamps upon their writings the impress of unexaggerated
+veracity. Still they were not universally
+held in favour, indeed were regarded with disapprobation
+by some individuals of their own race. It would
+seem indeed from internal evidence that, had it not
+been for frequent and sharp criticism of their proceedings,
+their pastime might never have inveigled so
+many persons with its seductive fascination.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Now at the time at which these prophetic fancies
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page139">[pg 139]</span><a name="Pg139" id="Pg139" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>were conjured up we had just completed an expedition
+which it seemed might be worthy of attention, solely
+on the ground of its very contradictoriness. For the
+features of this climb were most opposed to those
+already mentioned, and in fact mention of it scarcely
+seemed admissible in an Alpine narrative. We took
+no porter with us to fill the rôle of first low comedy
+man. We had very little to eat; our stock of wine
+ran out through a leaky gourd; our tobacco was wet
+and there was no bergschrund, and yet all this
+happened on a mountain close to Chamouni.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Wanted, a programme</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Some vast amount of years ago, ere all my youth
+had vanished from me,”</span> as the poet says, at a date
+therefore which for obvious reasons it is inexpedient
+here to mention, I found myself, as already mentioned,
+at Chamouni. With me was an old mountain friend
+and fellow climber, J. Oakley Maund. We were both
+burning with desire to add to the list of the many
+successful expeditions we had made together, but, as
+a matter of fact, were somewhat gravelled for lack of
+suitable matter. Like a ministry on the eve of a
+general election or a gentleman without a sixpenny-piece
+at a theatre, we were sorely in need of a programme.
+The locality was somewhat unfortunately
+chosen for those in whom the ancient spirit was not
+yet quite extinct and who wanted to do something new.
+Ever since the days when Jacques Balmat, Dr. Paccard,
+and the great De Saussure had donned strange apparel
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page140">[pg 140]</span><a name="Pg140" id="Pg140" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>and shown the way—that is to say, for nearly a hundred
+years—people had been climbing mountains in the
+district, and it was not to be wondered at if it were
+hard to find some expedition which nobody else had
+thought of, or, worse still, had achieved. We gazed
+at the map and made thumb marks all over it. In
+every conceivable direction ran little lines indicative
+of previous explorations. We studied the <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">carte en
+relief</span></span>, but without much hope of getting any information
+of value from this inaccurate and lumpy
+absurdity. Mont Blanc, which, according to this work
+of plastic art, was modelled out as some eight or ten
+thousand feet higher than any other point of the chain,
+had had all the snow worn off its summit by much
+fingering, so that the component pasteboard showed
+through. Rivers ran uphill in this map, and lakes
+were inclined at an angle; bits of sticking plaister represented
+towns and villages, and the whole article was
+absolutely bristling with little spikes and points like
+the old panoramas of London or the docks at Liverpool.
+Still a considerable number of people seemed
+willing enough to pay fifty centimes for the pleasure
+of indicating elaborate expeditions on it with their
+fore-fingers, and appeared to derive pleasure from
+gazing on a pasteboard misrepresentation when they
+could by looking out of window see the real thing for
+nothing. We abandoned the <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">carte en relief</span></span> and took
+Jaun and Kaspar Maurer into our confidence. The
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page141">[pg 141]</span><a name="Pg141" id="Pg141" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>only suggestions that they could make were the
+Aiguille des Charmoz and the Dent du Géant. The
+former of these two peaks we had both tried to
+ascend in former seasons, without success. Jaun did
+not think then that it was possible, and without
+sharing his opinion we gave way to it. With regard to
+the latter mountain we all thought at the time that an
+undue amount of what is vaguely termed <span class="tei tei-q">“artificial
+aid”</span> would be necessary to ensure success, an opinion
+confirmed by subsequent events, for when Signor
+Sella achieved the honour of the first ascent he was
+only able to accomplish it by somewhat elaborate
+engineering appliances. Some bold person of an
+original turn of thought suggested of course a variation
+of some way up Mont Blanc, but the utter impossibility
+of discovering the slightest deviation from
+any previously ascended route and the utter uselessness
+of trying to find one caused a general shout of
+derision, and the bold person thereupon withdrew his
+suggestion and ordered some coffee. Besides, the
+weather was fine; every day swarms of tourists
+could be seen, crawling up the sides of the monarch
+of mountains, in numbers as many as the flies on a
+sugar loaf in a grocer’s window on a hot day.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+One evening we sat in front of Couttet’s hotel
+staring pensively at the familiar outline of the row
+of aiguilles, and wishing we had lived in the days of
+Albert Smith, the best friend Chamouni ever had.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page142">[pg 142]</span><a name="Pg142" id="Pg142" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>At any rate, at that time the natives were unsophisticated
+and the mountains about were not all done to
+death. The valley between us and the chain was
+filled with a light haze, not sufficient to conceal the
+outline of the mountains but yet enough to blot out
+their detail and solidity. As the moon rose behind
+the chain we saw a strange phenomenon. A silhouette
+was thrown forwards on to the curtain of haze
+and photographed on it with sharp and clear definition,
+so that we could recognise, at an immense
+height, the shadowed peaks looking almost as massive
+as the actual mountains. Nor was this all; a second
+curtain of mist seemed to be suspended, in a vertical
+stratum, in front of the former one, and the shadows
+were again marked out on this, infinitely more magnified
+and less distinct, but still perfectly recognisable.
+As a result we were able to see the semblance of three
+distinct tiers of mountains one above the other, looking
+so massive that we could scarcely realise that they
+were but transparent ghosts of the peaks; and the
+phenomenon, a double <span class="tei tei-q">“Brocken,”</span> must have lasted
+for more than half an hour. However, we desired
+something more of the nature of the substance than
+the shadow, and ultimately came to the conclusion
+that it was absolutely necessary for our peace of mind
+to accomplish something on the morrow, and as it
+really mattered but little what that something might
+be, provided a good climb was afforded, we must yield
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page143">[pg 143]</span><a name="Pg143" id="Pg143" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>to circumstances and perforce adopt the latter-day
+necessity of all mountaineers. If we could not find the
+right way up some new mountain we could at least
+take the wrong way up an old one.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The Aiguille du Midi</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+So the next morning we walked up to the Pierre
+Pointue as a preliminary step—a good many and
+rather arduous steps—towards the object in view.
+The exertion of toiling up the zigzags or the more
+rarefied atmosphere had a remarkable effect on one of
+the party, whose face when we reached the chalet was
+found to be wreathed in smiles and wearing an expression
+of great intelligence. He had in fact become
+possessed of an idea. Bubbling over with self-satisfied
+chuckles, he suggested that we should ascend the
+Aiguille du Midi by the face directly in front of us
+and then descend on the other side, thus making a
+col of the mountain. The idea found favour instantly,
+and the intelligent person was so much pleased that
+he ordered a bottle of wine, plastered over with a very
+costly variety of label, and regretted it. Investigation
+of the cellar revealed only two casks of wine, but the
+<span class="tei tei-q">“carte”</span> comprised a long list of various vintages.
+Fired with enthusiasm and inflated with <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">limonade
+gazeuse</span></span>, we left the chalet and strode vigorously up
+the hill in order to prospect the route and reconnoitre
+the rocks. The exertion and the pace soon told upon
+us, the sooner that it was a hot, enervating day;
+the kind of day that makes one perforce admire the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page144">[pg 144]</span><a name="Pg144" id="Pg144" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>ingenious benevolence of nature in fashioning out on
+the grassy slopes rounded inequalities, exactly adapted
+to those of the human figure in a seated or recumbent
+position. The heated air rising from the ground gave
+flickering and distorted views of distant objects, like
+unto marine phenomena viewed through the cheap
+panes of a seaside lodging-house window. The grasshoppers
+were extraordinarily busy; the bees droned
+through the heavy air; the ants, overcome apparently
+by the temperature, had given up for the time straining
+their jaws by their foolish practice of carrying
+large parcels about without any definite object, and
+had retired to the shady seclusion of their own
+heaped-up residences; the turf was most inviting.
+It now occurred to us that there was no absolute
+necessity for the whole party to ascend on the present
+occasion, and that perhaps the guides might go up
+quicker alone. The details of this suggestion were
+acceded to on the part of the amateurs of the party
+with astonishing alacrity and unanimity. We laid
+the scheme before the guides, and they also thought
+it a very fine one. Thereupon, with much parade
+and ceremony, they braced themselves up for great
+exertion, borrowed the telescope, remarked that they
+expected to be back some time during the night, and
+started upwards with somewhat over-acted eagerness.
+My companion and I disposed ourselves comfortably
+in the shade, and resumed an argument which had
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page145">[pg 145]</span><a name="Pg145" id="Pg145" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>originally commenced some days previously. I waxed
+eloquent on the subject under discussion and with
+much success, for such was the force of my logic and
+the cogency of my reasoning that I bore down on
+my opponent, and reduced him in a short time to absolute
+silence, from which he did not awake for nearly
+two hours.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Ephemeral acquaintances</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+About this time the guides, who in all probability
+had also been comfortably asleep within a
+short distance of us, returned and gave a favourable
+report concerning the mountain. Elated by this news,
+we climbed a short distance further up, and met there
+a large party of ephemeral acquaintances who were
+taking an afternoon’s pleasure on the hills. After the
+manner of people when so engaged, they set forth
+with great energy and climbed up a steep little rock
+tump a few hundred yards distant. Arrived at the
+summit, they roared out unintelligible remarks to us,
+and we did the same to them till we were hoarse; we
+waved our hands and hats and they flourished their
+handkerchiefs as if they were our dearest friends on
+earth, just setting out on an emigrant ship for the
+Antipodes. The party then descended; the nearer
+they came the less friendly and demonstrative were
+we, and by the time we met the warmth of affection
+recently manifested on both sides had wholly evaporated,
+and we conversed in ordinary tones on indifferent
+topics. Then they set out for another little hill,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page146">[pg 146]</span><a name="Pg146" id="Pg146" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>and we were moved, apparently by some uncontrollable
+impulse, to go through the same idiotic performance.
+Emotional behaviour of a similar kind is not infrequently
+observed in the mountains. We journeyed
+together back to the Pierre Pointue, viewing each
+other with distrust and suspicion; and when it was
+found that we had bespoken the beds—if the exaggerated
+packing-cases lined with straw bags could be
+considered such—we parted on terms the reverse
+of friendly. So frail are the links that bind human
+affections.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A familiar character</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Standing in front of the hut was a type of
+character very familiar in these tourist-frequented
+districts. His exterior was unpromising; his beard of
+a fortnight’s growth, or thereabouts, somewhat fitful
+withal and lacking in uniformity of development. A
+hard hat, with a shining green veil folded around its
+battered outline, decorated his head; his raiment was
+black and rusty, his legs cased in canvas gaiters
+fastened with many little girths and buckles, and in
+his right hand he grasped a trusty three-franc pole
+made of wainy deal, and surmounted at the top by a
+brown knob similar to those which come out suddenly
+when we try to open a chest of drawers in a cheap
+lodging. He fidgeted about for a while, asked questions
+in a rather loud tone of voice at us, and we felt
+that it was his intention to enter into conversation.
+It was even so. After a while he sidled up and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page147">[pg 147]</span><a name="Pg147" id="Pg147" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>requested with much diffidence to be informed what
+we proposed to climb on the morrow. Now the true
+mountaineer, however amiable his disposition, always
+shrinks up into his shell when such a question is put
+to him on the eve of an expedition. My companion
+indicated by a sweep of the arm a space of territory
+extending about from the Mont Buet on the one side
+round to the Aiguille de Gouté on the other. Our
+friend surveyed from end to end the extensive
+panorama suggested, then looked seriously at us and
+observed that we should probably find it a fine walk.
+We expressed gravely the opinion that he was quite
+right, and then went in to dinner, while our composite
+friend expatiated on the project to his companions as
+an expedition but little out of the ordinary run, and
+one that he was perfectly prepared to undertake himself
+if so disposed; then he resumed his contemplation
+of a rock some ninety feet or so in height jutting out
+through the glacier above, which he was under the
+impression was a lady descending from Mont Blanc.
+We did not learn his name, but the individual may,
+nevertheless, possibly be recognised. Some points of the
+argument were still unsettled when we climbed over
+the edges of our respective boxes and vanished into
+the strawy depths below. The clear moonlight
+streamed in through the window and prevented sleep;
+so I lay in my wooden box thinking over the recent
+discussion, but with such a distinct
+intention—<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page148">[pg 148]</span><a name="Pg148" id="Pg148" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>like little Paul Dombey with Mrs. Pipchin—of
+fixing my companion presently, that even that hardy
+old mountaineer deemed it prudent to counterfeit
+slumber.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the small hours of the morning we got under
+weigh. For some time we had been leading a life of
+sloth in Chamouni, and the delight of finding ourselves
+once more on the mountain path, and making
+for a rock climb, entirely precluded that fractiousness
+which, as all readers of Alpine literature know, ought
+properly to be described at this period of an expedition.
+The path was irregular and demanded some equanimity,
+for the stumbling-blocks were innumerable
+and artfully placed to trip up the unwary in an
+aggravating manner. Feeling it unfair that all the
+work should be thrown on the guides, I had volunteered,
+rather magnanimously, to bear part of the
+burden, and selected the lantern as my share. By
+this means it was not only possible to walk in comfort
+over a well-lighted track, but the bearer was enabled also
+to regulate the pace to a speed convenient to his own
+feelings. Before long, however, we reached the lower
+snow patches of the Glacier des Pélèrins, and the
+light was no longer necessary.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Halting doubts and fears</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We made straight across the crisp snow to the base
+of a promising-looking rock buttress lying to the right
+of the snow gully that runs up the side of the mountain,
+feeling sure that either by the rocks or the snow a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page149">[pg 149]</span><a name="Pg149" id="Pg149" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>way up could be found. And now I am painfully conscious
+of a glaring defect in this Alpine narrative. A
+mountain ascent without a bergschrund is as tame as a
+steeplechase without a water jump, but candour compels
+the admission that no bergschrund was visible.
+Either we had hit on a spot where the orthodox chasm
+was filled up for the time, or else this particular
+glacier was an exception to all others previously
+treated of in mountain literature. In a few seconds
+we found ourselves on the rocks, delighted to exchange
+the monotonous mode of progression compulsory on
+snow for the varied gymnastic exercises demanded on
+rocks. The sun had risen, the axes clanked merrily
+against the stones, the snow was in good condition for
+walking, everything seemed favourable, and we gazed
+down complacently on the distance already traversed.
+Above us the mountain was broken up and easy, and
+we climbed on rapidly, each in the fashion that seemed
+best to him. So good was our progress at first, that
+we were already far up the buttress, and could barely
+see our morning’s tracks in the snow beneath, when a
+halt was called for breakfast, and we had time to look
+around. Now, however unconventional this expedition
+may have been in many respects, the sagacious
+student of Alpine literature will know that it must be
+wholly impossible to omit all reference to the weather.
+As soon might one expect two prosaic persons of slight
+acquaintanceship to abjure the topic at a chance
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page150">[pg 150]</span><a name="Pg150" id="Pg150" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>meeting. The western sky wore a rather ominous
+look of half mourning, and heavy grey and black
+clouds were whirling about and forming up in close
+order in a manner suggestive of rising wind. Even
+at this stage of the proceedings the thought crossed
+our minds that the storm which was evidently brewing
+might possibly overtake us, and that perhaps we ought
+at once to turn back.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The storm gathers</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+One thing was evident; that we must decide
+quickly, whatever we did. We determined to push
+on for a while, and with that intent girded ourselves
+with the rope and worked our way on to the
+top of the first buttress. At this point, further
+progress directly upwards was impossible, and we
+were compelled to cross the gully and make for
+the rock on the left-hand side. Considerable care
+is always necessary in crossing, horizontally, a gully
+filled with snow, where the rope is rather a source
+of danger than of security. We had to give all
+our attention to the passage, and when we reached
+the rocks opposite, the climbing, though not formidable,
+was still sufficiently difficult to occupy all our
+thoughts for the moment, and we had but little leisure,
+and perhaps but little inclination, for meteorological
+observations. At the top of the rocks a promising
+snow slope, stretching upwards with gentle curves and
+sweeps, seemed to offer a fair prospect of rapid progress.
+Such snow slopes are at all times a little
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page151">[pg 151]</span><a name="Pg151" id="Pg151" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>deceptive. Even when the climber is close to them they
+look oftentimes much easier than they immediately
+after prove to be. From a distance, say from under
+the verandah of a comfortable hotel, when the climber
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">in posse</span></span> indicates the way he would pursue with the
+end of his cigar, they are absurdly easy. So, too,
+are obstacles in the hunting-field, such as stiff hedges
+and uncompromising gates, easy enough when the
+Nimrod studies them as he whirls along in an express
+train. Subsequently, when immediately associated
+with a horse, these same obstacles assume a different
+guise. Then are the sentiments of the hunter prone
+to become modified, and compassion for dumb beasts
+becomes more prominent in the <a name="corr151" id="corr151" class="tei tei-anchor"></a><span class="tei tei-corr">thoughtful</span> votary of
+the chase, till finally it may be observed that the
+little wits jump sometimes more than the great ones.
+Even so does the mountaineer often discover, on a
+nearer acquaintance that the snow incline up which he
+proposed to stride merrily is inclined at a highly inconvenient
+angle. However, at the commencement of
+our slope we found the snow in good condition, and
+advanced quickly for some little distance, but before
+we had got very far it was necessary to resort to the
+axe, and we had then ample opportunities of looking
+round. The clouds were lowering more and more,
+but as they were swept up by a sou’westerly wind,
+the intervening mass of the mountain prevented us
+from seeing thoroughly what might be in store for us.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page152">[pg 152]</span><a name="Pg152" id="Pg152" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>The wind, too, was growing stronger every minute,
+and my companion, who was still pursuing his argument,
+and, as it appeared subsequently, making
+some rather good points, had to exert himself considerably
+in order to make his voice heard.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Presently we halted for a few minutes on some
+spiky little rocks, and again looked about. The
+weather prospects were just in that doubtful state that
+prompts every member of the party to ask the others
+what they think. Maurer looked exceedingly vacant and
+made no remark. Jaun put a bit of snow in his mouth,
+but declined to give an opinion. We, not to be outdone,
+assumed very profound expressions, as if prepared to
+find ourselves in the right whatever happened, but,
+following the example of Lord Burleigh in the famous
+tragedy, we said nothing either. At last, some one
+suggested that we might go on for a little, and then
+see. Accordingly we went on for a little, but then as
+a matter of fact the mists swept up around us and
+we did not see anything at all. It was, no doubt,
+inconvenient that we were unable to penetrate with
+our gaze to the regions above, but still we felt that
+there was one slight counterbalancing advantage, for
+there was present the haunting consciousness that
+the gigantic telescope of Chamouni was pointed in
+our direction, and at least the enveloping mist ensured
+that privacy which is not always accorded to climbers
+pursuing their pastime within range of these instruments
+of science.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page153">[pg 153]</span><a name="Pg153" id="Pg153" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span class="tei tei-q"><span style="font-size: 80%">“</span><span style="font-size: 80%">From gay to grave</span><span style="font-size: 80%">”</span></span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the hope that the condition of the upper
+snow might be good, and perhaps rather mistaken
+in the height we had already reached, we made up
+our minds to push on, with the view of reaching
+at any rate the top of the ridge before the storm
+broke. Every now and again a rent in the clouds
+above, lasting for a few seconds, showed us that
+the wind was blowing with great force, as thin clouds
+of loose snow were swept up and whirled along the
+face in curling wreaths. The spectacle might not, at
+first sight, have been thought highly diverting: yet
+as we pointed upwards to the ridge and watched the
+racing snow-drifts driving over the slopes we were
+making for, we all laughed very heartily. So universal
+is the tendency to be amused at the sight of discomfort
+that it even extends to the contemplation of its
+occurring shortly to oneself. In the paulo-post-future
+the experience is exhilarating: in the actual present
+it is less laughter-moving. Laughter in the presence
+of events that are, in the true sense of the word,
+sensational, comes almost as a reflex action (to borrow
+an expression from the physiologists), and the
+sympathetic distress that follows takes an appreciable
+time to develop. I can recall once being
+a witness with some others of a ghastly accident
+by which several people were precipitated, together
+with a mass of broken timbers and débris of all sorts,
+from a great height. A door was burst open and the
+ruin met our eyes suddenly. To this day I can
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page154">[pg 154]</span><a name="Pg154" id="Pg154" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>remember sounds of laughter at the first view—hysterical
+if you like to call it so, and not mirthful, but still
+laughter. In a few seconds the realisation of what
+had happened came, and then came the distress and
+with it expressions of horror, as all worked manfully
+to help and rescue the sufferers. The sequence of
+emotions was perfectly natural, and only they who
+have never passed through such an experience would
+speak of inhumanity. There is no want of humanity
+in the matter. The suddenness of the impression
+begets the train of emotions, and the brain grasps the
+facts but slowly. To take another instance: I have
+been told by a man whose quickness and presence of
+mind were remarkable—a man who as a schoolboy
+won a Royal Humane Society’s medal—that on one
+occasion he witnessed a friend fall over a staircase
+from a great height. The accident was in the highest
+degree unexpected: and the witness walked leisurely
+on as if nothing had happened. But in a few seconds
+came like a severe blow the sudden realisation of what
+had taken place. Thought is not always quick. We
+can no more exert our minds to their fullest capacity
+on a sudden than we can put forth our utmost physical
+strength on a sudden. Action when almost instantaneous
+is independent of the higher mental faculties,
+and is but a reflex. The experience of those who
+have been in railway accidents will be of the same
+nature. In climbing up a very steep or difficult place
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page155">[pg 155]</span><a name="Pg155" id="Pg155" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>if a man falls all are prepared more or less for such
+an accident. The whole attention is given to guarding
+against a probable contingency, and it follows that the
+mind can instantly realise its occurrence. And that
+such is the case I have been unlucky enough to
+witness, though most fortunately the fall was attended
+with no serious consequences. On the same principle,
+to take a more trivial example, on difficult rocks
+it is the rarest possible accident for a man to sprain
+his ankle or knee. The muscles are always prepared
+for a possible slip and kept in tension on the alert. On
+the loose moraine, when walking leisurely or carelessly,
+such an accident is a thousand times more likely to occur.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The storm breaks</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our leader worked away with a will, but the snow got
+harder at every step. The growing force of the wind,
+which in nautical language had increased from that
+vague degree known as a capful to the indefinite
+force of a stiff breeze, and the increasing steepness of
+the slope, compelled Jaun to make the steps larger
+and larger as we ascended. It soon became evident
+that the storm would overtake us long before we could
+hope to get on to the ridge, and that we had deliberately
+walked into something of a trap. The
+steps had been cut so far apart that to descend by the
+same line would have involved the construction of a
+fresh staircase, and on actually turning, we found that
+what was a stiff breeze behind us was a half gale when
+it met our faces. It was certainly easier to go on
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page156">[pg 156]</span><a name="Pg156" id="Pg156" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>than to go back; so we went further and fared much
+worse. The slope became steeper, the ice harder,
+the half gale became a whole gale, and the delay
+between each step seemed interminable. Suddenly,
+as we passed from under the lee of a projecting slope
+on our right, a tremendous gust of wind, which seemed
+to have waited for a few moments in order to collect
+its full forces, swept suddenly down and almost tore
+us from our foothold. With that a torrent of hail fell,
+and for a few moments we had enough to do to hold
+on where we stood. Even my companion’s conversation
+slackened. He had astutely selected a place in the
+caravan immediately behind me, and as the gale was
+blowing directly on our backs was enabled to fire off
+his remarks and arguments without any possibility of
+response. Anything that I said in answer was audible
+only to our leader, who took not the smallest
+interest in the discussion. Unfortunately, too, it was
+difficult to listen with any attention; for as the gusts
+came on we were forced to swing all our faces round like
+chimney cowls instantly in the same direction. The
+squalls became more frequent and more violent, the
+thunder and lightning played around merrily, and as
+the wind howled by we had to throw ourselves flat
+against the slope, adopting the undignified attitudes
+of a deer-stalker nearing the brow of a Scotch hill—attitudes
+which bring somewhat unduly into prominence
+the inadequate nature of the national costume.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page157">[pg 157]</span><a name="Pg157" id="Pg157" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>Fortunately, as has been said, we were screened from
+view; and our poses, though possibly ungraceful, were
+at any rate uncriticised. The big hailstones, falling
+softly around, filled up the steps as they were made,
+and our feet were buried up to the ankles in a
+moment. In a minute or two the hurricane
+passed for the time; then we arose, shook ourselves,
+smiled at nothing in particular, and the leader
+would find time during the comparative lull to hack
+out three or four fresh steps. Certain sounds, not
+accounted for by the elements, coming up from below,
+may have been suggestions or may have been arguments,
+but they were knocked out of all intelligible
+shape before they reached the head of the caravan. Not
+even the porter at Lloyd’s or the captain of a merchantman
+could have made himself audible in that cyclone.
+Upwards we went, fighting for each step and for each
+yard gained as hard as if we were storming a fortress.
+Even while the leader had his axe in the air ready to
+deliver a fresh blow a distant roar would betoken
+another onslaught, and we instantly fell flat down like
+tin soldiers struck with the well-directed pea, and disposed
+ourselves at a convenient angle of resistance;
+and so we went on, when we did go on at all. If the
+relation is wearisome it is also realistic, for we found
+that the actual experience was far from being lively;
+but all things must have an end, including even the
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">feuilleton</span></span> in a Parisian newspaper or the walk up to
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page158">[pg 158]</span><a name="Pg158" id="Pg158" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the Bel Alp on a hot day, and the termination came
+almost unexpectedly.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A battle with the elements</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We had got thoroughly tired of perpetually clinging
+on by the simple force of adhesion to the storm-swept
+slope, and felt almost inclined to give up the struggle
+against the elements and to go straight on trusting to
+chance. Maurer, below, wore the expression of frowning
+discontent best seen in amateur tenors singing a
+tender love ditty. Jaun had remarked half-a-dozen
+times that the very next squall would infallibly sweep
+us all away, and his cheerful prophetic utterances
+really seemed on the point of being fulfilled, when,
+almost suddenly, the snow seemed to vanish from
+under our feet, and we found ourselves on the summit
+of the ridge; at least directly above us no more ascent
+appeared to present. It was difficult to realise adequately
+the exact direction in which we were facing,
+but I suppose that as the ridge runs about north and
+south by the compass, we were facing a little south of
+east. This was an important matter to decide, as the
+mist was gathered thick around and the idea of descent
+had to be at once considered now that we had got to
+a position of some degree of definiteness. At our feet
+the snow slope fell away in a manner so distinct that
+we were without doubt really on the top of some portion
+of the ridge. The difficulty was to estimate how
+far to our right the summit of the Aiguille du Midi
+itself lay. However, we felt with relief the truth of
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page159">[pg 159]</span><a name="Pg159" id="Pg159" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>somebody’s remark that we had at length succeeded
+in getting somewhere; so far, no doubt, matters were
+satisfactory. Howbeit, our pleasure was somewhat
+modified by the discovery that the gale blew with considerably
+more force on the south-east side than it did
+on the one by which we had ascended. We looked
+towards the south and endeavoured to gather our wits
+together to elucidate the geographical problem that
+presented. At the foot of the slope must lie the
+upper basin of the Vallée Blanche and the Glacier de
+Tacul; unfortunately there seemed to be a prodigious
+storm going on in that basin, and clouds of loose
+snow were whirling about in all directions. It was
+impossible to understand these winds; one might
+have thought that Æolus had just stepped out to
+attend a committee meeting of the gods, and that all
+his subordinates were having high jinks during his
+absence.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Beating the air</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The possibility of actually completing the ascent
+of the mountain seemed out of the question, and
+the hope that we might have crept under the
+shelter of the ridge to the final little rock cone of
+the Aiguille was literally thrown to the winds. Here
+again, therefore, this narrative is highly unconventional,
+for it is impossible to consult M. Roget’s
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Thesaurus”</span> and indulge with its aid in any grandiloquent
+description of the view from the summit,
+although my account has now reached the stage at
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page160">[pg 160]</span><a name="Pg160" id="Pg160" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>which such word painting ought properly to be inserted.
+We turned to our right, the direction in
+which the peak lay, and walked some little way along
+the ridge till we got under shelter of a rock; now we
+were able once more to stand upright and, huddled
+together, took the opportunity which had been denied
+to us for some hours to interchange views. All agreed
+that the situation was vile; that word, at least, may be
+taken as the resultant of the various forcible epithets
+actually employed. All agreed that the cold was
+intense, the prospect doubtful, and the panorama <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">nil</span></span>.
+There was but one redeeming feature: extreme discomfort
+will reveal humour in those in whom that
+quality would not be expected <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">a priori</span></span> to find a dwelling-place,
+and to each one of us the spectacle of his
+three wobegone companions seemed to afford, if not
+amusement, at least an inkling of complacency.
+Maurer removed the pack from his shoulders, and it
+was then perceived that our cup of misery was full,
+and our sole remaining bottle of wine completely
+empty. We had originally started with two, one white
+and one red, of an inferior and indigestible quality,
+but had left the white wine down below on the snow;
+we had previously drunk it. The other bottle had
+broken against some projecting rock in climbing up,
+and the resulting leakage had led to the formation of
+a very large circular red patch in the small of Maurer’s
+back, wherever that anatomical region might be
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page161">[pg 161]</span><a name="Pg161" id="Pg161" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>situated in our squat and sturdy little guide. After
+muttering together in patois for a little while the
+guides seized their axes and suddenly commenced with
+great vigour to hack out a large hole in the ice. We
+fell to also, and for some few minutes all worked away
+with the best of good will; the splinters and little
+blocks of ice flew around under our blows, and before
+long we had excavated a flat basin capable of holding
+water. At the least, the exercise had the effect of
+warming us, and Maurer, who previously, from the
+effects of the cold, had been the colour of a congested
+alderman in the face, gradually assumed a more
+healthy hue. We now inquired what the object might
+be of preparing this cavern. Thereupon Jaun gave vent
+to the ingenious suggestion that we had better remain
+where we were and sleep in it. The idea seemed too
+likely to lead to permanent repose to be commendable,
+and we received his proposition, as befitted its nature,
+with some coolness, remarking that on the whole we
+should prefer to go home. This view led to further
+conversation; ultimately we descended a few feet on
+the south-east side and then made our way along the
+face of the slope in a south-westerly direction towards
+the hut on the Aiguille du Midi. The snow was soft,
+and we went on for some distance without difficulty,
+till we again reached the ridge on the south-west side of
+the Aiguille, having thus passed round the base of
+the final peak of the mountain, which consists of a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page162">[pg 162]</span><a name="Pg162" id="Pg162" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>comparatively small rocky cone jutting up from the main
+ridge. We were still of course a long way from the hut,
+but as in this situation we were much more sheltered, we
+took the opportunity to review the state of affairs and
+to consider our position, which for the moment, like
+that of the pocket of a lady’s ball dress, was indeterminate.
+What were we to do? As with the diners
+at <span class="tei tei-q">“Prix fixe”</span> restaurant, there were three courses for
+us: we might go down on one side, we might descend
+on the other side, or we might remain where we were.
+The latter alternative was as distasteful now as it had
+been just previously, and it was negatived decisively.
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Very good,”</span> said the guides; <span class="tei tei-q">“if you won’t stay here
+we must go down that way,”</span> and they pointed in a
+direction westerly by the compass. My companion
+and I were opposed to this plan for two reasons: one
+that the route would, if it led anywhere in particular,
+take us down to the Glacier des Bossons, where we did
+not want to go, the other that by reason of the
+marvellous fury of the hurricane it would have been
+altogether impossible to follow at all the line indicated.
+We were only in fact able to dart out from under
+shelter of the rock and peer down into the misty
+depths for a few seconds at a time, for the gale took
+our breath away as completely as in the <span class="tei tei-q">“cavern of
+the winds”</span> at Niagara. To have climbed down a new
+and difficult rock cliff in the face of the numbing cold
+would have been little short of suicidal.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page163">[pg 163]</span><a name="Pg163" id="Pg163" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Descent down Vallée Blanche</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It is Artemus Ward, I think, who describes the
+ingenious manner in which Baron Trenck, of prison-breaking
+fame, escaped on one occasion from durance
+vile. For fifteen long years the Baron had lain
+immured, and had tried in vain to carry out all the
+sensational methods of escape ever suggesting themselves
+to his fertile brain. At last an idea occurred to
+him. He opened the door and walked out. By an
+intellectual effort of almost equal brilliancy and
+originality we solved the difficulty that beset us: we
+turned towards the south-east and walked quietly
+down the slope for a hundred feet or so. Simplicity
+of thought is characteristic of great minds. Why,
+nevertheless, it had not occurred to us before to escape
+by this line I can no more explain than I can give the
+reason why all the ladies in a concert-room smile, as
+one woman, when a singer of their own sex makes her
+appearance on the platform, or why itinerant harp
+players always wear tall hats. Immediately the complexion
+of affairs brightened up. The wind was much
+less furious than it had been on the ridge, and the hail
+was replaced by snow. Jaun now gave it as his
+opinion that the best line of descent would consist in
+crossing round the head of the Vallée Blanche and
+the upper slopes of the Glacier du Géant, so as to join
+the ordinary route leading from the Col du Géant to
+the Montanvert. But in the thick mist it would have
+been far from easy to hit off the right track, and we
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page164">[pg 164]</span><a name="Pg164" id="Pg164" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>thought it possible to make a short cut to the same
+end, and to find a way directly down the Vallée
+Blanche towards the rocks known as the Petit
+Rognon. We had no compass with us, but the direction
+of the slope indicated the proper line of descent
+to follow. In most years it would not be easy to
+discover the way through the complicated crevasses of
+the ice-fall situated between the <span class="tei tei-q">“Rognon”</span> and the
+easterly rocks of the Aiguille du Midi; but in 18— so
+much snow had fallen early in the spring and so little
+had melted during the summer, that we experienced
+comparatively little difficulty in descending almost in
+a straight line. During this part of the expedition
+the good qualities of our guides showed once more to
+advantage. Unquestionably while on the ridge they
+had put forward suggestions which were rather wild
+in character, and which were proved now to be mistaken.
+The intense cold and the beating of the storm
+seemed rather to have paralysed their usually calm
+judgment, and it is an odd fact that guides, even when
+first rate, are oftentimes more affected by such conditions
+than are the amateurs whom they conduct.
+We could no more, with such experience as we
+possessed, have led the way aright as our leader did
+with unerring sagacity, than an untutored person
+could write out a full orchestra score. We could only
+insist on a given line being taken if in their judgment
+it were possible. Once fairly started, we felt that we
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page165">[pg 165]</span><a name="Pg165" id="Pg165" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>must push our plan through, employing the same
+form of argument as the man did in support of a
+bold statement that a certain beaver, closely pursued
+by a dog, had climbed up a tree. It was not a
+question now whether we could do it, or could not do
+it; we had to do it. The day was far spent, there
+was possibly much difficult work before us, and the
+exertion already undergone had been tolerably severe.
+The temptation was therefore great rather to scamp the
+work of finding the best and safest track through the
+ice-fall, but our leader displayed as much care and
+thoroughness as if he were strolling over snow slopes
+with a critical Chamouni guide behind him. A
+momentary glimpse of the familiar form of the
+Aiguille du Géant right in front of us confirmed the
+judgment that we were on the right track. In
+descending the ice-fall we passed to the right of the
+Petit Rognon, and at the base of the Séracs halted and
+thought we would have something to eat. Maurer produced
+our stock of provisions, which consisted of one
+roll studded with little bits of broken glass and reduced
+by the action of wine and water to the consistence
+of a poultice. The refection was, therefore, as unsatisfactory
+as a meal out of a loosely tied nosebag to a
+cab horse. And now for another departure from time-honoured
+custom. All mountain narratives at this
+period of the day make reference to the use of tobacco,
+the well-earned pipe, and so forth. But the sleety rain,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page166">[pg 166]</span><a name="Pg166" id="Pg166" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>which for the last hour and a half had replaced the
+snow, had soaked everything so thoroughly that an
+attempt to carry out the orthodox proceeding did not,
+like most failures, end in smoke. So we trudged on
+again empty and unsolaced.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A scanty repast</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+As the shades of night were falling, four dripping and
+woe-begone travellers might, to borrow the novelist’s
+common mode of expression, have been observed
+toiling up the steep path towards the old Montanvert
+hotel—that is, they might have been observed by anybody
+who was foolish enough to be out of doors on
+such a detestable evening. We entered the familiar
+little room, an ingenious compound of a toyshop and
+a barrack, and notwithstanding that we were viewed
+with marked disfavour by the other guests therein
+assembled in consequence of our moist and steamy
+condition, we seated ourselves and called for refreshment.
+The atmosphere in the stuffy den called the
+salon was a trifle pungent, and having contributed a
+little additional dampness to the apartment we set off
+again. That familiar old room with its odd collection
+of curiosities, in which the fare was on the whole
+more disproportionate to the price than at any
+other institution of a similar kind in the mountains,
+has ceased to exist long ago. I fancy that it did not
+require much pulling down. It is happily replaced
+now by one of the best managed and most comfortable
+mountain hotels to be found in the Alps, a sure sign
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page167">[pg 167]</span><a name="Pg167" id="Pg167" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>of which attraction is to be found in the fact that it is,
+at any rate, spoken of with disfavour by the inhabitants
+of the village below or by such as do not hold shares.
+Another hour’s descent and we passed through the few
+scattered houses just outside Chamouni. The attractions
+on the way down had not diverted us from our stern
+purpose of reaching Couttet’s hotel as soon as possible.
+We had politely declined the invitation of a perennially
+knitting young woman to view a live chamois. The
+spasmodic smile called up by each approaching tourist
+faded from her countenance as we passed by. Four
+times did we decline the gentle refreshment of <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">limonade
+gazeuse</span></span>, once did we sternly refuse to partake
+of strawberries, and twice to purchase crystals. It
+was dark as we neared the town; it may have been my
+fancy, but I cannot help thinking that I perceived our
+old friend the blind beggar with the lugubrious expression
+which he wore when on duty, and with the tall
+hat which served the purpose of an alms’-box, and
+which he did not wear when on duty, enjoying himself
+in a very merry manner by the side of a blazing fire.
+Notwithstanding that night had fallen there was still
+a little group by the bridge round the one-armed telescope
+man, anxiously crowding to hear the last news
+of the two insane Englishmen who had without doubt
+perished that day miserably on the rocks of the Midi.
+A project had already been started to organise an expedition
+on the morrow to search for the bodies; and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page168">[pg 168]</span><a name="Pg168" id="Pg168" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>we might very possibly, if we had cared for the excitement,
+have been allowed to join the party.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A projected expedition</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+As in a play the most striking situation is by
+the discreet author reserved to the conclusion, so in
+this contradictory chapter the most glaring deficiency
+comes now at the end. My readers, if they have
+generously followed me so far, will recognise that we
+not only went on something of a fool’s errand,
+incurring considerable difficulty and perhaps risk in
+that mission, but that we never got up the mountain
+at all. The force of contradictoriness can no
+further go. Still, it may be pointed out that we did
+actually accomplish all that was novel in the expedition.
+Once on the ridge, the remaining portion
+of the climb is, in fine weather, easy and well known,
+so the fact that the Aiguille du Midi can be ascended
+by this line by any one consumed with an ambition to
+do so, is beyond doubt. We were not probably at one
+point more than twenty minutes or half an hour from
+the actual summit. I cannot honestly advise anybody
+to follow our tracks; but in all probability, if someone
+should desire to do so, he need not, under favourable
+conditions, contemplate meeting with any unsurmountable
+difficulties.
+</p>
+<a name="fig169" id="fig169" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em"></p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="text-align: center"><img src="images/illo_189.jpg" alt="The Aiguille du Dru from the South" title="THE AIGUILLE DU DRU FROM THE SOUTH" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">THE AIGUILLE DU DRU<br />
+<span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 75%">FROM THE SOUTH</span></span></div></div>
+
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page169">[pg 169]</span><a name="Pg169" id="Pg169" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc15" id="toc15"></a>
+ <a name="pdf16" id="pdf16"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER VI.</span></h1>
+
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</span></h1>
+
+<div class="tei tei-epigraph" style="text-align: right; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 9.00em"><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: right; margin-bottom: 0.90em">
+<span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: right"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: right"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">Decies repetita placebit</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span>
+</p></div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-argument" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em"><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure—Expeditions on
+the Aiguille du Dru in 1874—The ridge between the Aiguilles du
+Dru and Verte—</span><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">Défendu de passer par là</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">—Distance lends
+enchantment—Other climbers attack the peak—View of the
+mountain from the Col de Balme—We try the northern side,
+and fail more signally than usual—Showing that mountain fever is
+of the recurrent type—We take seats below, but have no opportunity
+of going up higher—The campaign opens—We go under canvas—A
+spasmodic start, and another failure—A change of tactics
+and a new leader—Our sixteenth attempt—Sports and pastimes
+at Chamouni—The art of cray-fishing—The apparel oft proclaims
+the man—A canine acquaintance—A new ally—The turning
+point of the expedition—A rehearsal for the final performance—A
+difficult descent—A blank in the narrative—A carriage misadventure—A
+penultimate failure—We start with two guides
+and finish with one—The rocks of the Dru—Maurer joins the
+party—Our nineteenth attempt—A narrow escape in the gully—The
+arête at last—The final scramble—Our foe is vanquished
+and decorated—The return journey—Benighted—A moonlight
+descent—We are graciously received—On </span><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">fair</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%"> mountaineering—The
+prestige of new peaks—Chamouni becomes festive—</span><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">Heut’
+Abend grosses Feuerwerkfest</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">—Chamouni dances and shows
+hospitality—The scene closes in.
+</span></p></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It is to some extent an unfortunate circumstance that
+in a personal narrative of adventure the result is
+practically known from the very beginning. The only
+uncertainty that can exist is the actual pattern on
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page170">[pg 170]</span><a name="Pg170" id="Pg170" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>which the links of the chain are united together, for
+the climax is from the outset a foregone conclusion.
+The descriptive account will inevitably conduct the
+reader along a more or less mazy path to an assured
+goal. There is certainly one other variety, but that
+takes the less satisfactory form of an obituary notice.
+Even in a thoroughly well-acted play a perceptible
+shudder runs through the audience when two actors
+select each a chair, draw them down to the footlights,
+and one announces <span class="tei tei-q">“’Tis now some fourteen years
+ago.”</span> The expression in its pristine dramatic simplicity
+may still be heard in transpontine theatres,
+but modern realism insists usually on a paraphrase.
+The audience cannot but feel, however thrilling the
+story to be told, that at any rate the two players have
+survived the adventures they have to narrate, and on
+the whole a good many wish they hadn’t. There sit
+the heroes, and exert themselves as they will their
+recital is apt to fall somewhat flat. In like manner I
+will not attempt to conceal the fact that the ultimate
+result of our numerous attempts on the peak which
+forms the subject of this chapter was that we got up it,
+and the fact may also be divulged that we came down
+again, and in safety. Indeed, it seems difficult now to
+realise the length of time during which our ultimate
+success oscillated in the balance—at one time appearing
+hopeless, at another problematical, at times almost
+certain, and then again apparently out of our reach.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page171">[pg 171]</span><a name="Pg171" id="Pg171" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Expeditions on the Aig. du Dru</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In 1874, with two guides, of whom Alexander
+Burgener was one, we started for the Montanvert
+with the intention of making for the ridge between the
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte, with the object
+of further investigating the route which Messrs.
+Pendlebury, Kennedy and Marshall had essayed on an
+occasion already described, when the bad condition
+of the rocks frustrated their hopes. The mountain
+was probably in a very different state on this occasion,
+and we experienced no very great difficulty in discovering
+a fairly easy route up the rocks. The chief
+trouble consisted in the fact that the rock gully by
+which the ascent is chiefly made was extensively plastered
+over with ice, a condition in which we nearly
+always found it. The last part of the climb up to
+the ridge affords a most splendid scramble. The face
+is so steep on either side that the climber comes quite
+suddenly to a position whence he overlooks the
+northern slope, if slope it may be called, and looks
+down on to the Glacier du Nant Blanc. Seen in grey
+shadow, or half shrouded in shifting mists and coloured
+only with half-tints, the precipice is magnificent; huge
+sheets of clear ice coat its flanks, and the almost unbroken
+descent of rock affords as striking a spectacle
+as the mountaineer fond of wild desolation can well
+picture.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-left: 2.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">If you would see this slope aright,</div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">Look at it by the pale grey light.</div>
+</div>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page172">[pg 172]</span><a name="Pg172" id="Pg172" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On the left the mass of the Aiguille du Dru cuts
+off the view of the fertile regions; far away on the right
+the huge tapering towers of rock form a massive foreground
+stretching away to the base of the Aiguille
+Verte. The spectator too seems strangely shut off,
+so that, gazing around, on either side he can see
+but a narrow extent of the mountain. We looked
+down and did not like what we saw; we looked up and
+liked it less. The day was fine and the mountain in
+good condition. I can recall now that our eyes must
+have wandered over the very route that ultimately
+proved to be the right one, and yet to none of us that
+afternoon did it appear in the least degree possible.
+Unquestionably the crags of the Aiguille du Dru looked
+formidable enough from this point of view, and we
+could not but think that nature must have provided
+some easier mode of access to the summit than this
+face seemed to afford. We climbed along the ridge till
+we were almost against the face of the mountain, but
+then we had to turn our gaze so directly upwards that
+matters looked still worse. Then we faced about and
+climbed in the other direction. The rocks seemed to
+grow bigger and bigger the more we looked at them.
+What the guides actually thought I do not quite know,
+but at the moment my own impression was that it
+would be impossible to ascend more than two or three
+hundred feet: so we turned and came back. Even
+while we yet descended the thought came that this
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page173">[pg 173]</span><a name="Pg173" id="Pg173" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>face of the mountain was perhaps not so utterly hopeless
+as it had appeared a few minutes previously, and
+in my own mind I decided that, should we fail in discovering
+some much more promising line from another
+point of view, we would at least return to the ridge
+often enough to familiarise ourselves with this aspect
+of the mountain, with the idea that such familiarity
+if it did not succeed in breeding contempt might at
+least give birth to a more sanguine frame of mind.
+The farther we got from our point of view the more
+hopeful did the mental impression seem to become,
+and by the time we reached Chamouni we had all
+separately arrived at the conclusion—somewhat
+selfish perhaps, but justifiable under the circumstances—that
+if asked what we thought of the
+possibility of ascending by the face we had tried, we
+would give honestly the opinion we had formed while
+on the ridge, and not the opinion at which we had
+arrived subsequently.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Other climbers attack the peak</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Other explorers were meanwhile at work on the
+mountain, but so far as I could learn all their
+attempts were made on the south-western peak. At
+any rate they followed more or less the line we had
+first struck out. Some thought that the lower peak
+alone was feasible, others that the higher peak was
+attainable only from the south-western side. So
+thought Mr. E. R. Whitwell; so again, Mr. J. Birkbeck,
+jun., both of whom reached probably a much
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page174">[pg 174]</span><a name="Pg174" id="Pg174" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>higher point on the south-western face than we succeeded
+in obtaining in 1873.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In 1875 we were making our way once more by
+the Col de Balme to Chamouni, and being in somewhat
+of a reflective mood, induced by the consumption of a
+soup-tureen full of bread and milk at the hotel at the top
+of the pass, we sought a shady spot hard by whence a
+good view of the Aiguille du Dru could be obtained, and
+contemplated the precipices as seen from this point of
+view. The northern slope leading up to the ridge over
+which we had looked lay well before us. The upper
+part of the mountain looked distinctly different as far
+as accessibility was concerned. It seemed just possible,
+if a way could only be found up from the level of
+the ridge to a certain ledge some distance above, that
+the final mass might be feasible. There appeared
+to be a sort of gully sloping upwards in a direction
+curved away from us, in which the snow lay so thick
+that the rocks on either side could not, we thought,
+be very steep. At the least it seemed to be worth
+our while to make for this gully, which was obviously
+unattainable from the ridge itself, for it was here cut
+off by a belt of straight rock.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">We try the northern side</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A few days later we carried the idea into effect. It
+was necessary to engage some one to carry the tent,
+and Burgener was deputed to search for a porter of a
+willing disposition and suitable physical conformation.
+Presently he came back in company with a shambling
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page175">[pg 175]</span><a name="Pg175" id="Pg175" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>youth of great length of limb and somewhat lanky
+frame. We inquired if he were willing to come with
+us, whereupon the young man was seized with violent
+facial contortions, and we perceived that he suffered
+from an impediment in his speech. Not wishing to
+render him nervous by our presence, we took a short
+turn in the garden, leaving him where he stood. On
+our return the young man’s efforts culminated in the
+remark, <span class="tei tei-q">“How much?”</span> We said, <span class="tei tei-q">“Twenty-five francs,”</span>
+and then started off to consult the barometer. On
+coming back after this interval we found that the
+young man had just previously succeeded in articulating
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Yes.”</span> The practical result of this one-sided
+colloquy was that the next day the tall young man
+was laden with the tent, with directions to carry it
+up to a point immediately opposite the Montanvert
+below the Glacier du Nant Blanc. The tall young
+man shouldered his burden and started off with
+great activity. We followed him somewhat later
+under the rather transparent pretence of going to
+hunt for crystals next day. Making our way up by
+a long ridge lying between the Glacier du Nant
+Blanc and a little snow patch dignified in some maps
+by the appellation of the Glacier du Dru, we skirted
+round the base of the Aiguille looking constantly
+upwards to find some practicable line of ascent, and
+hoping that we might discover one which would conduct
+us up on to the main mass of the mountain
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page176">[pg 176]</span><a name="Pg176" id="Pg176" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>before we had got opposite to the point by which we
+had made our ascent from the southern side. It soon
+became evident that we were very unlikely to find
+a way. Far above jutted out a little horizontal table
+of rock. Burgener observed that if we could only get
+there it would be something. So far his remarks did
+not appear inaccurate, but it was perfectly clear before
+long that there was no chance of getting any higher,
+supposing we could get on to this platform; yet a
+little further, and we perceived that we could not even
+get to it. Ultimately we discovered that the platform
+itself was an optical delusion. It did not seem worth
+while to make any attempt to reach the summit of
+the ridge from the side we were on, even if we could
+have done so, which I doubt. The day may come
+when the climber will seek to discover some variation
+to the route up the peak; but mountaineering skill
+will indeed have improved out of all knowledge if
+anyone ever succeeds in getting up this northern face.
+From every point of view we surveyed it, and from every
+point of view, in our opinion, it was equally impossible.
+So in the evening we came back once more
+to the tent, from the door of which protruded a pair
+of thick boots. These encased the feet articulated to
+the lanky legs of the tall young man, who had been
+enjoying a siesta of some ten or twelve hours’ duration.
+Kicking gently at a prominent bulging of the
+canvas on the opposite side to the door had the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page177">[pg 177]</span><a name="Pg177" id="Pg177" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>effect of waking our slumbrous friend, who was exceedingly
+sarcastic at our want of success; so, at
+least, we judged by his expression of countenance.
+For a long while his efforts yielded no verbal result.
+But his words seemed as it were to stick fast in an
+endeavour to bring them out three or four abreast
+through a portal that was capable only of allowing
+egress to them in single file. Of a sudden the jostling
+syllables broke down the obstructing barrier, and he
+startled us by pouring forth a string of remarks with
+precipitate volubility. Knowing, however, that it
+would be some time before we could hope to try the
+peak again, we were not loth to leave him under the
+impression, to be communicated to his friends at
+Chamouni, that we had come to the conclusion that
+the mountain was inaccessible.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The mountain fever recurs</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It was not till 1878 that we were able to revisit
+once more the scene of our many failures.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+During the winter months, however, the thought
+of the stubborn Aiguille had been from time to time
+discussed, and when J. Oakley Maund and I came
+back to Chamouni we had very serious intentions.
+This time we were both possessed with one fixed determination
+with regard to the Aiguille. Either we
+would get up to the top or, at the worst, would, as far
+as lay in our power, prove that it was inaccessible by
+any line of attack. By my wish, our first attempts
+were to be made by the old route leading towards the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page178">[pg 178]</span><a name="Pg178" id="Pg178" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>lower peak; not that we were very sanguine of succeeding
+by this line of ascent, but rather because we
+felt that no very great amount of exploration would
+be necessary to determine whether the higher point
+could or could not be reached from this side; but
+though our intentions were good we were scarcely
+prepared for the difficulties that met us from the
+beginning. The elements seemed to have set their
+faces against us. Time after time when all was
+ready for a start we were baulked by snow, wind, or
+rain. Day after day we sat waiting in vain for the
+favourable moment, sometimes at our bivouac high
+up above the Mer de Glace, by the side of the Glacier
+de la Charpoua, till hope deferred and a series
+of <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">table d’hôte</span></span> dinners combined with want of
+exercise to make the heart sick and the individual
+despondently dyspeptic. Perhaps the wind would
+shift round a point or two towards the north and a
+couple of fine days occur. Straightway we set off for
+the tent which we left concealed at the bivouac.
+Then came the rain again, and we had to return
+soaked and dejected. Sometimes it rained before
+we got to the Montanvert and sometimes after, and in
+fact we seemed to be making perpetually fitful excursions
+from the kitchen fire at the Montanvert to that
+at Couttet’s hotel. On hydropathic principles we
+found the state of the elements no mean form of cure
+for the mountain fever. Still, like the hungry butler,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page179">[pg 179]</span><a name="Pg179" id="Pg179" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>we reflected that everything comes to him who waits,
+and seizing every possible opportunity did manage to
+achieve some climbing during the rare intervals of
+moderately favourable weather.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The campaign opens</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The campaign was opened with an attempt made
+with Jaun and Andreas Maurer as guides. A youth
+of hollow visage and weak joints (a relation, possibly,
+of our friend with the one defective articulation), who
+did not much enter into the spirit of the expedition,
+and who seemed by his expression to echo Hamlet’s
+interrogation as to the necessity of bearing fardels,
+carried our tent up to the grass slopes by the
+Charpoua glacier. Here, on a smooth, level patch
+of turf surrounded on three sides by rocks, we established
+a little country seat, though we scarcely realised
+on this first occasion how often it would be our lot
+to run up and spend the night there, and to return
+to town the following morning. There are many
+and excellent camping places about these slopes; dry
+dwarf rhododendron bushes abound, and water is
+plentiful. There was no difficulty in rising early the
+next morning, for at some time in the small hours the
+spindle-legged porter was seized with terrible cramp.
+Under ordinary circumstances his lower limbs were
+imperfectly under his control, and when thus affected
+they became perfectly ungovernable, so that the
+neat order in which we had disposed ourselves overnight
+for slumber was rudely disarranged, and we
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page180">[pg 180]</span><a name="Pg180" id="Pg180" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>were forced to rise and turn out till the spasms
+should have subsided. Under the influence of gentle
+friction the spasms quieted down, and when we left
+he was troubled only with a few twitching kicks, such
+as may be observed in a dreaming dog. At 2 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span>
+we started and wended our way up the glacier, every
+step of which seemed familiar. To our surprise
+and delight the snow was in first-rate order, and
+our spirits rose at the prospect of a good climb;
+but the time had not yet come for success, and our
+hopes were soon to be dashed. There was still an
+immense amount of snow on the lower rock slopes
+over which access to the south-western peak is alone
+possible, and this snow was in a highly treacherous
+condition. Before we had ascended many feet the
+guides very properly refused to go on, a determination
+with which we felt ourselves bound to acquiesce.
+They pointed out that it would be unwarrantably
+dangerous to descend late in the afternoon over deep
+snow, soft, and but loosely adhering to the rocks.
+Under such conditions it is of course impossible to
+judge of the foothold, and there is nothing to hold on
+to with the hands. There was no other alternative,
+therefore, if we were to follow this route, than to wait
+till more of the snow should have melted, or else to
+find a track where the rocks were bare. As far as we
+could ascertain, however, there was no such track to
+be seen. We decided to go back, but still remained at
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page181">[pg 181]</span><a name="Pg181" id="Pg181" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>Chamouni, for we durst not lose a single favourable
+opportunity. With an imperturbability bred of long
+experience did we meet the sniggers and sneers of
+certain croakers below, who looked with an unfavourable
+eye on our proceedings.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A new leader</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Within the next fortnight we made two further
+attempts by much the same route and with the same
+guides, but only succeeded in going far enough to
+prove that the opinion of the guides was perfectly
+correct with regard to the state of the snow. Already
+matters seemed to justify some gloomy doubt as to
+whether we could carry out even the exploratory
+part of our programme, for Jaun was compelled to
+leave us in order to fulfil another engagement, and
+we scarcely knew where to turn to find another man
+capable of guiding us in the way we desired to go.
+Still our determination was unshaken by our run of
+ill-luck. We would not give it up. With no more
+definite object than that of justifying an impending
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">table d’hôte</span></span> dinner, I was walking up the Montanvert
+path one rainy afternoon, when a ray of sunlight
+suddenly burst upon me in the person of Alexander
+Burgener. He had come over the Col du Géant with
+a party of travellers, and to our delight was not only
+disengaged, but exceedingly anxious to attack once
+more, or, in fact, as often as we liked, the obstinate
+Aiguille. From the moment that he assumed the
+chief command matters began to wear a different
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page182">[pg 182]</span><a name="Pg182" id="Pg182" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>complexion, for we learnt that he had taken every
+opportunity to consider and study the mountain. By
+his advice a complete change of tactics was adopted.
+We decided to abandon all idea of attacking the
+lower peak, and made up our minds to try the higher
+summit by the route we had first followed four years
+previously. We had often discussed together our
+chances of success on this peak, and had often come
+to the conclusion that its ascent was more than
+doubtful. But now Burgener was so positive of ultimate
+triumph, and so confident in his own powers,
+not only of getting up himself, but of getting us also
+to our goal, that the whole matter seemed placed
+before us in a different light. We might have to
+wait, we might have to try many times, but still we
+could not but believe the impression that now gradually
+formed that we must ultimately succeed. To
+the spirit which Burgener displayed that year, and
+which he imbued in us (at a time when it must be
+confessed that such a spirit was much wanted, for
+we were as downcast as water-cure patients during
+the process), and to his sagacity and great guiding
+qualities, the whole of our ultimate success was due.
+I knew that, as a guide, he was immeasurably superior
+to an amateur in his trained knack of finding the
+way, and that in quickness on rocks the two could
+hardly be compared. But previously it had always
+seemed to me that the amateur excelled in one great
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page183">[pg 183]</span><a name="Pg183" id="Pg183" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>requisite, viz., pluck. Let this record show that in
+one instance at least this estimate was erroneous, for
+had it not been for Burgener’s indomitable pluck we
+should never have succeeded in climbing the Aiguille
+du Dru.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Our sixteenth attempt</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Burgener was of opinion that from the summit of
+the actual ridge lying east of the higher peak, and
+between it and the Aiguille Verte, it was not feasible
+to ascend on to the face of the mountain, and he
+proposed accordingly that we should commence by
+making a study of the rocks lying to the left of the
+main gully running up to this same ridge, endeavouring
+if possible to discover some point where we could
+bear off to the left on to the real mass of the mountain.
+In addition he pointed out that the upper rocks
+might be very difficult and require much time (as we
+had already agreed together in previous years that
+they were altogether impossible, this remark seemed
+probable enough), and it was important therefore to
+discover the easiest and quickest way up the lower part
+of the rock slopes. Accordingly we departed—and
+this was our sixteenth attempt—from the Montanvert
+one morning at 1 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span> We had long since cultivated
+a manner of going about our business in such a way
+as to avoid the gaze of the curious, and set forth on
+this occasion in much the same spirit that burglars
+adopt when on evil errands intent. The day was entirely
+spent as agreed in studying the lower rocks and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page184">[pg 184]</span><a name="Pg184" id="Pg184" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>working out accurately the most feasible line of assault.
+But though we ascended on this occasion to no very
+great height we were perpetually engaged in climbing,
+and the quantity of snow which still lay on the rocks
+rendered progress difficult and care necessary. Still
+it was no haphazard exploration that we were engaged
+in, and the spirit of deliberation in which we
+began begat a spirit of hopefulness as we went on.
+A fancied insufficiency of guiding strength, coupled
+with a decidedly insufficient supply of rope and an
+inherent idea that the new line of assault contemplated
+was not to be worked out to an end at the first
+attempt, all combined to drive us back to Chamouni
+late the same evening.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Sports and pastimes</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Après cela le déluge</span></span>, and for a long time high mountaineering
+of any description was out of the question.
+Desperate were the attempts we made to amuse ourselves,
+and to while away the time. Sports and
+pastimes within the limited area of the hotel premises
+were the fashion for a time. The courtyard in front of
+Couttet’s hotel was made into a lawn-tennis ground.
+The village stores being ransacked yielded a limited
+supply of parti-coloured india-rubber balls; the village
+carpenter constructed bats out of flat pieces of wood,
+and we sought to forget the unpropitious elements by
+playing morning, noon, and night. As a result several
+windows and a lamp were reduced to ruin. Then we
+went a-crayfishing. A basket carriage, which was
+con<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page185">[pg 185]</span><a name="Pg185" id="Pg185" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>structed apparently of iron sheeting, but painted over
+with a wicker-work pattern in order to deceive a flea-bitten
+grey steed of great age with the impression that
+it was very light, conveyed us to Châtelard, which by a
+twofold inaccuracy was termed the fishing-ground, our
+object being to catch animals which were not fish and
+lived in water. There the sport began, and was conducted
+on this wise. Sticks with a cleft at the end,
+into which nondescript pieces of ill-smelling meat
+were wedged, were submerged in a little brook to tempt
+the prey, but the only bites we got were from the
+horse-flies and inflicted on our own persons; howbeit,
+one or two of the party when at a distance from their
+fellow-sportsmen averred that they had been on a
+point of catching monsters of the deep the size of
+lobsters. We did not discover till subsequently that,
+led astray by a plausible peasant possessed of riparian
+rights and untruthful propensities, we had been fishing
+(or <span class="tei tei-q">“crustaceaning,”</span> to speak correctly) all day in a
+stream untenanted by any crayfish whatever, the
+result being that we caught a chill and nothing else.
+The ancient steed, moreover, though he bowled along
+merrily enough down the hill to Châtelard and required
+no more stimulus than an occasional chirrup
+from the driver afforded, was yet very loth to draw
+the party back up the hill at the same pace, and
+required such constant stimulation of a more active
+kind on the way back that it was found necessary
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page186">[pg 186]</span><a name="Pg186" id="Pg186" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>before we reached the village to stop and smooth out
+the creases on his sides. The next day the report
+came that the spotted grey was <span class="tei tei-q">“très malade,”</span> and the
+next day too my right arm was excessively stiff.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A subsequent sporting expedition yielded happier
+results. One of the party, gifted with diplomatic talents
+and a power of detecting the vulnerable points in the
+character of the natives, purchased, for the sum of
+one franc, information from a shockheaded juvenile
+suffering from a skin eruption as to the best stocked
+streams. Then did the deep yield up its carnivorous
+denizens. Artfully and in silence did the anglers wait
+for their prey to claw the reeking bait. Deftly and
+warily did they withdraw the rod, sometimes with two
+or three victims clinging in a bunch, and land the spoil
+on the bank. Then would the crayfish loosen their
+hold, roll over on their backs, flap their tails very
+briskly, and start off with amazing rapidity for short
+country walks, speedily to be captured and consigned
+to the recesses of a receptacle, bearing a suspicious resemblance
+to Madame Couttet’s work-basket. Ultimately
+they formed the basis of a <span class="tei tei-q">“bisque”</span> not unworthy
+of Brébant.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Apparel oft proclaims the man</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+What time the india-rubber balls were all burst
+and the fishing-ground had lost its attraction, seated
+on a tilted chair beneath the verandah we fell a-musing
+and studied human nature, and the various types that
+presented day after day round and about the hotel.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page187">[pg 187]</span><a name="Pg187" id="Pg187" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>Much was there to marvel at in many of the costumes,
+to many of which the late Mr. Planché himself would
+have been unable to assign a date. It has been
+noticed of course, times out of mind, as a characteristic
+of the Briton, that a costume in which he would not
+go coal-heaving at home is considered good enough
+for Sunday in the Alps. One gentleman indeed,
+whose own apparel would have been considered untidy
+even if he had been a member of a shipwrecked crew,
+had been enlarging on this topic with much fervour,
+to a select audience, dwelling especially on the discourtesy
+thus shown to the natives of the country. I
+looked, when Sunday came, that he should be clad in
+raiment of more than ordinary fitness and splendour,
+but the only changes that I could perceive from the
+week-day vesture consisted in a tall hat, which somebody
+had mistaken for an opera hat on some occasion,
+and a long strip of rag wound round a cut finger,
+while his wife, who had recently been on the glaciers,
+appeared in a low cut dress, so that she presented a
+curious piebald appearance. The lateness of the season
+may have accounted for the fact that many of the garments
+seemed rapidly to be resolving into their pristine
+condition of warp and woof, especially about the region
+where it is usual in the Alps to light the poison-darting
+lucifer matches of the country. There were flannel
+shirts with collars on some, and flannel shirts without
+them on others, while yet a third set wore white
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page188">[pg 188]</span><a name="Pg188" id="Pg188" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>chokers round their necks made of vulcanite, so that
+they looked like favourite pug-dogs, or fashioned of a
+shiny paper, which obviously had no more to do with
+the garment with which they were temporarily associated
+than the label of an expensive wine at a second-rate
+restaurant has to do with the contents of the bottle.
+Then we fell to anatomical study, and marvelled at
+the various imperfections of development the muscle
+known to the learned as the gastrocnemius<a id="noteref_4" name="noteref_4" href="#note_4"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">4</span></span></a> could
+exhibit in the legs of our countrymen, and wondered
+why they took such pains in their costume to display
+its usually unsymmetrical proportions, and wondered
+too if they really believed that a double folding back
+of the upper part of the stocking below the knickerbocker
+deceived anyone with an appearance of mighty
+thews. Then we went off and tapped the barometer,
+which was as devoid of principle as a bone setter, and
+kept on persistently rising. We made friends with
+a little stray waif of a dog of obsequious demeanour
+and cringing disposition, prone to roll over on its
+back when spoken to, thereby displaying a curiously
+speckled stomach, but which was withal inclined to be
+amiable, and wagged its tail so vigorously on being
+noticed that I quite feared it might sustain a sprain
+at the root of that appendage. But our friendship
+was short-lived. Before long our little friend found
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page189">[pg 189]</span><a name="Pg189" id="Pg189" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>an acquaintance in the shape of a small semi-shaved
+mongrel with a tail like a stalk of asparagus run
+to seed. After a little preliminary walking about on
+tiptoe, friendly overtures were made. The game
+commenced by the playmates licking each others’
+noses; next they ran round with surprising rapidity
+in very small circles, and then fell to wrestling in the
+middle of the courtyard. These canine acquaintanceships
+always end in the same way. Before long a
+sudden, sharp squeak was heard, and the last I saw of
+my little friend was a vanishing form darting round
+the nearest corner, with his tail as much between his
+legs as the excessive shortness of that excrescence
+would permit. His playmate, somewhat disturbed
+for a moment by this abrupt termination of the
+acquaintanceship, gazed pensively, with ears erect,
+for a while in the direction in which his friend had
+vanished: then investigated two or three unimportant
+objects by the sense of smell, consumed a few blades
+of grass, yawned twice, stretched himself once, rolled
+on something which had puzzled him, and retired
+to repose at a little distance to await the expected
+medicinal effects of the herb of which he had partaken.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A canine acquaintance</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+This is a true saying, that <span class="tei tei-q">“There’s small choice
+in rotten apples,”</span> and a description of boredom in one
+place is much like the same in another. Gradually,
+weariness of the flesh below in the valley became
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page190">[pg 190]</span><a name="Pg190" id="Pg190" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>almost intolerable, while we were longing for an
+opportunity to weary the flesh, in another way, on the
+mountain. Ultimately, to my infinite regret, Maund
+found himself obliged to depart to fulfil an engagement
+elsewhere, but I still held on, though the conviction
+was daily becoming stronger that the rain
+would go on till the winter snows came.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Turning point of the expedition</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On a mountain such as we knew the Aiguille du
+Dru to be it would not have been wise to make any
+attempt with a party of more than four. No doubt
+three—that is, an amateur with two guides—would
+have been better still, but I had, during the enforced
+inaction through which we had been passing, become
+so convinced of ultimate success that I was anxious
+to find a companion to share it. Fortunately,
+J. Walker Hartley, a highly skilful and practised
+mountaineer, was at Chamouni, and it required but
+little persuasion to induce him to join our party.
+Seizing an opportunity one August day when the
+rain had stopped for a short while, we decided to try
+once more, or at any rate to see what effects the
+climatic phases through which we had been passing
+had produced on the Aiguille. With Alexander
+Burgener and Andreas Maurer still as guides we
+ascended once again the slopes by the side of the
+Charpoua glacier, and succeeded in discovering a
+still more eligible site for a bivouac than on our previous
+attempts. A little before four the next morning
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page191">[pg 191]</span><a name="Pg191" id="Pg191" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>we extracted each other from our respective sleeping
+bags, and made our way rapidly up the glacier. The
+snow still lay thick everywhere on the rocks, which
+were fearfully cold and glazed with thin layers of
+slippery ice; but our purpose was very serious that
+day, and we were not to be deterred by anything
+short of unwarrantable risk. We intended the climb
+to be merely one of exploration, but were resolved to
+make it as thorough as possible, and with the best
+results. From the middle of the slope leading up to
+the ridge the guides went on alone while we stayed to
+inspect and work out bit by bit the best routes over
+such parts of the mountain as lay within view. In
+an hour or two Burgener and Maurer came back to
+us, and the former invited me to go on with him back
+to the point from which he had just descended. His
+invitation was couched in gloomy terms, but there
+was a twinkle at the same time in his eye which it
+was easy to interpret—<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">ce n’est que l’œil qui rit</span></span>. We
+started off and climbed without the rope up the way
+which was now so familiar, but which on this occasion,
+in consequence of the glazed condition of the
+rocks, was as difficult as it could well be; but for a
+growing conviction that the upper crags were not
+so bad as they looked we should scarcely have persevered.
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Wait a little,”</span> said Burgener, <span class="tei tei-q">“I will show
+you something presently.”</span> We reached at last a
+great knob of rock close below the ridge, and for a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page192">[pg 192]</span><a name="Pg192" id="Pg192" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>long time sat a little distance apart silently staring
+at the precipices of the upper peak. I asked Burgener
+what it might be that he had to show me. He
+pointed to a little crack some way off, and begged that
+I would study it, and then fell again to gazing at it
+very hard himself. Though we scarcely knew it at the
+time, this was the turning point of our year’s climbing.
+Up to that moment I had only felt doubts as to
+the inaccessibility of the mountain. Now a certain
+feeling of confident elation began to creep over me.
+The fact is, that we gradually worked ourselves up
+into the right mental condition, and the aspect of a
+mountain varies marvellously according to the beholder’s
+frame of mind. These same crags had been
+by each of us independently, at one time or another,
+deliberately pronounced impossible. They were in
+no better condition that day than usual, in fact in
+much worse order than we had often seen them
+before. Yet, notwithstanding that good judges
+had ridiculed the idea of finding a way up the precipitous
+wall, the prospect looked different that day
+as turn by turn we screwed our determination up to
+the sticking point. Here and there we could clearly
+trace short bits of practicable rock ledges along which
+a man might walk, or over which at any rate he might
+transport himself, while cracks and irregularities
+seemed to develop as we looked. Gradually, uniting
+and communicating passages appeared to form. Faster
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page193">[pg 193]</span><a name="Pg193" id="Pg193" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>and faster did our thoughts travel, and at last we rose
+and turned to each other. The same train of ideas
+had independently been passing through our minds.
+Burgener’s face flushed, his eyes brightened, and he
+struck a great blow with his axe as we exclaimed
+almost together, <span class="tei tei-q">“It must, and it shall be done!”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A difficult descent</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The rest of the day was devoted to bringing
+down the long ladder, which had previously been
+deposited close below the summit of the ridge, to a
+point much lower and nearer to the main peak. This
+ladder had not hitherto been of the slightest assistance
+on the rocks, and had indeed proved a source of
+constant anxiety and worry, for it was ever prone to
+precipitate its lumbering form headlong down the
+slope. We had, it is true, used it occasionally on the
+glacier to bridge over the crevasses, and had saved
+some time thereby. Still we were loth to discard its
+aid altogether, and accordingly devoted much time
+and no little exertion to hauling it about and fixing it
+in a place of security. It was late in the evening
+before we had made all our preparations for the next
+assault and turned to the descent, which proved to
+be exceedingly difficult on this occasion. The snow
+had become very soft during the day; the late hour
+and the melting above caused the stones to fall so
+freely down the gully that we gave up that line of
+descent and made our way over the face. Often, in
+travelling down, we were buried up to the waist in
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page194">[pg 194]</span><a name="Pg194" id="Pg194" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>soft snow overlying rock slabs, of which we knew no
+more than that they were very smooth and inclined at
+a highly inconvenient angle. It was imperative for one
+only to move at a time, and the perpetual roping and
+unroping was most wearisome. In one place it was
+necessary to pay out 150 feet of rope between one
+position of comparative security and the one next
+below it, till the individual who was thus lowered
+looked like a bait at the end of a deep sea line. One
+step and the snow would crunch up in a wholesome
+manner and yield firm support. The next, and the
+leg plunged in as far as it could reach, while the submerged
+climber would, literally, struggle in vain to
+collect himself. Of course those above, to whom the
+duty of paying out the rope was entrusted, would
+seize the occasion to jerk as violently at the cord as
+a cabman does at his horse’s mouth when he has misguided
+the animal round a corner. Now another step
+and a layer of snow not more than a foot deep would
+slide off with a gentle hiss, exposing bare, black ice
+beneath, or treacherous loose stones. Nor were our
+difficulties at an end when we reached the foot of the
+rocks, for the head of the glacier had fallen away from
+the main mass of the mountain, even as an ill-constructed
+bow window occasionally dissociates itself
+from the façade of a jerry-built villa, and some very
+complicated manœuvring was necessary in order to
+reach the snow slopes. It was not till late in the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page195">[pg 195]</span><a name="Pg195" id="Pg195" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>evening that we reached Chamouni; but it would have
+mattered nothing to us even had we been benighted,
+for we had seen all that we had wanted to see, and I
+would have staked my existence now on the possibility
+of ascending the peak. But the moment was not
+yet at hand, and our fortress held out against
+surrender to the very last by calling in its old allies,
+sou’westerly winds and rainy weather. The whirligig
+of time had not yet revolved so as to bring us in our
+revenge.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb">* * * * * * * * </div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A blank in the narrative</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Perhaps the monotonous repetition of failures on
+the peak influences my recollection of what took
+place subsequently to the expedition last mentioned.
+Perhaps (as I sometimes think even now) an intense
+desire to accomplish our ambition ripened into a
+realisation of actual occurrences which really were only
+efforts of imagination. This much I know, that when
+on September 7 we sat once more round a blazing
+wood fire at the familiar bivouac gazing pensively at
+the crackling fuel, it seemed hard to persuade one’s-self
+that so much had taken place since our last
+attempt. Leaning back against the rock and closing
+the eyes for a moment it seemed but a dream, whose
+reality could be disproved by an effort of the will,
+that we had gone to Zermatt in a storm and hurried
+back again in a drizzle on hearing that some other
+climbers were intent on our peak; that we had left
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page196">[pg 196]</span><a name="Pg196" id="Pg196" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>Chamouni in rain and tried, for the seventeenth time,
+in a tempest; that matters had seemed so utterly
+hopeless, seeing that the season was far advanced and
+the days but short, as to induce me to return to
+England, leaving minute directions that if the snow
+should chance to melt and the weather to mend I
+might be summoned back at once; that after eight-and-forty
+hours of sojourn in the fogs of my native
+land an intimation had come by telegraph of glad
+tidings; that I had posted off straightway by <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">grande
+vitesse</span></span> back to Chamouni; that I had arrived there
+at four in the morning, in consequence of a little
+misadventure, which may be here parenthetically
+narrated.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A carriage misadventure</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The afternoon diligence from Geneva did not go
+beyond Sallanches. However, an ingenious young
+man of low commercial morality, who said that he had
+a remarkable horse and a super-excellent carriage,
+was persuaded to drive me on the remainder of the
+way to Chamouni. The young man, observing that
+he had been very busy of late and had not been to
+bed for two nights (nor had he, as might be judged,
+washed or tidied himself since last he sought repose),
+took a very hearty drink out of a tumbler and climbed
+on to an eminence like a long-legged footstool, which
+it appeared was the box seat. With much cracking
+of whips and various ill-tempered remarks to his
+horse we started with success, aided by the efforts of a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page197">[pg 197]</span><a name="Pg197" id="Pg197" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>well-meaning person (judging by the way in which he
+wore his braces loosely encircling his waist, devoted to
+the tending of horses), who, to oblige his friend the
+driver, ran suddenly at the slothful animal in the
+shafts and punched the beast very heartily in the ribs
+with his fist. Before we had gone a mile our troubles
+began. The coachman’s ill-humour subsided, it is true,
+but only in consequence of Nature’s soft nurse weighing
+his eyelids down. Accordingly I got out my axe and
+poked him in the back when he curled up under the influence
+of his fatigue. This made him swear a good
+deal, but for a time the device was successful enough.
+Gradually the monotonous jangling of the harness bells
+induced a somnolent disposition in me too, and I conceived
+then the brilliant idea, as we were ascending
+the long hill near St. Gervais at a walk, of planting
+the head of the axe against my own chest and arranging
+the weapon in such a way that the spike was in
+close contact with the small of the driver’s back, so
+that when he fell back it would run into him. Of a
+sudden I opened my eyes to find that the jangling had
+ceased and the carriage stopped. We were undoubtedly
+at Chamouni, and the journey was at an end.
+Such, however, was not quite the case. As a matter
+of fact, we were not 200 yards further up the hill, the
+horse was peacefully grazing by the roadside, and
+the young man had eluded my artful contrivance by
+falling forwards off the box, where he lay crumpled up
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page198">[pg 198]</span><a name="Pg198" id="Pg198" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>into a shapeless heap, peacefully asleep, entangled
+between the shafts, the traces, the splinter bar, and the
+horse’s tail.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I rubbed my eyes and forced away by an effort the
+confused jumble and whirl of thoughts that were
+crowding through the brain. It was not the sound of
+the parting farewell as the diligence lumbered away
+from Chamouni, nor the slow heavy clank of the
+railway carriages as they entered the station, nor the
+voices of the railway porters that rang in my ears.
+Voices there were, but they were familiar. I started
+up and looked around. Surely that was the familiar
+outline of the Aiguille du Dru clear and bright above;
+surely that was Hartley (occupied for the moment in
+mollifying the effects of sunburn by anointing his face
+with the contents of a little squeeze-bottle), and there
+was Burgener; but what was this untidy, sleeping
+mass at our feet? Gradually it dawned upon me that
+I was but inverting a psychological process and trying
+to make a dream out of a reality. Hartley was there;
+Burgener was there; and the uncomely bundle was
+the outward form of the most incompetent guide in
+all the Alps. It was not till next day that we
+learnt that this creature had previously distinguished
+himself by utter imbecility in a difficult ascent up the
+north face of the Zermatt Breithorn, nor did we till
+the next day fully realise how bad a guide a man
+ranking as such might be. We kicked him in a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page199">[pg 199]</span><a name="Pg199" id="Pg199" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>suitable place and he awoke; then he made the one
+true remark that during our acquaintance with him
+he was heard to utter. He said he had been drunk
+the day before; with this he relapsed, and during the
+remainder of the time he was with us gave expression
+to nothing but whining complaints and inaccurate
+statements.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A strange guide</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+From four in the morning of the next day till
+seven in the evening, when we reached our bivouac
+again, we were climbing without intermission; not
+that our imbecile friend took any very active share
+in the day’s amusement. He was roped as last man
+in the caravan, and Hartley had to drag him up the
+glacier. He was as slow of foot as he was of understanding,
+and took no interest in the expedition. Twice
+we pointed out to him half-hidden crevasses and
+begged that he would be careful. Twice did he
+acknowledge our courtesy by disappearing abruptly
+into the snowy depths. Then he favoured us with a
+short biographical sketch of his wife, her attributes,
+and her affection for himself: he narrated the chief
+characteristics of his children, and dilated on the
+responsible position that as father of a family
+(probably all crétins, if there be any truth in the
+hereditary transmission of parental qualities) he considered
+that he occupied. Finally, as he appeared
+disposed to give us at length a memoir of his grandfather
+deceased, we decided to unrope him and let
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page200">[pg 200]</span><a name="Pg200" id="Pg200" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>him have his own way in peace. For seven hours
+did he crouch under a little rock, not daring to move
+either up or down, or even to take the knapsack off
+his back.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+For the first time on this occasion did we succeed
+in climbing on to the main peak well above the level
+of the ridge we had so often reached, by means of
+leaving the gully at a much earlier point than usual.
+We followed the exact line that we had marked out
+mentally on the last occasion. At first progress was
+easy, but we could only make our way very slowly,
+seeing that we had but one short rope and only
+one guide; for we had injudiciously left the longer
+spare rope with our feeble-minded guide below, and
+no shouts or implorations could induce him to make
+his way up to us, nor had we leisure to go down
+to him; so we had to make the best of matters as
+they were. We soon found a place where the
+ladder might be of service, and spent some time in
+placing it in a position in which it remains I believe
+till this day.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Now, personal considerations had to a great extent
+to be lost sight of in the desire to make the most of
+the day, and the result was that Hartley must have
+had a very bad time of it. Unfortunately perhaps for
+him he was by far the lightest member of the party;
+accordingly we argued that he was far less likely to
+break the rickety old ladder than we were. Again,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page201">[pg 201]</span><a name="Pg201" id="Pg201" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>as the lightest weight, he was most conveniently
+lowered down first over awkward places when they
+occurred.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Our </span><span class="tei tei-q"><span style="font-size: 80%">“</span><span style="font-size: 80%">jeune premier</span><span style="font-size: 80%">”</span></span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the times which are spoken of as old, and which
+have also, for some not very definable reason, the
+prefix good, if you wanted your chimneys swept
+you did not employ an individual now dignified
+by the title of a Ramoneur, but you adopted the
+simpler plan of calling in a master sweep. This
+person would come attended by a satellite, who
+wore the outward form of a boy and was gifted
+with certain special physical attributes. Especially
+was it necessary that the boy should be of such a size
+and shape as to fit nicely to the chimney, not so
+loosely on the one hand as to have any difficulty in
+ascending by means of his knees and elbows, nor so
+tightly on the other as to run any peril of being
+wedged in. The boy was then inserted into the
+chimney and did all the work, while the master remained
+below or sat expectant on the roof to encourage,
+to preside over, and subsequently to profit by, his
+apprentice’s exertions. We adopted much the same
+principle. Hartley, as the lightest, was cast for the <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">rôle</span></span>
+of the <span class="tei tei-q">“jeune premier”</span> or boy, while Burgener and
+I on physical grounds alone filled the part, however
+unworthily, of the master sweep. As a play not infrequently
+owes its success to one actor, so did our
+<span class="tei tei-q">“jeune premier,”</span> sometimes very literally, pull us
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page202">[pg 202]</span><a name="Pg202" id="Pg202" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>through on the present occasion. Gallantly indeed
+did he fulfil his duty. Whether climbing up a ladder
+slightly out of the perpendicular, leaning against
+nothing in particular and with overhanging rocks
+above; whether let down by a rope tied round his
+waist, so that he dangled like the sign of the <span class="tei tei-q">“Golden
+Fleece”</span> outside a haberdasher’s shop, or hauled up
+smooth slabs of rock with his raiment in an untidy
+heap around his neck; in each and all of these exercises
+he was equally at home, and would be let down
+or would come up smiling. One place gave us great
+difficulty. An excessively steep wall of rock presented
+itself and seemed to bar the way to a higher level. A
+narrow crack ran some little way up the face, but
+above the rock was slightly overhanging, and the water
+trickling from some higher point had led to the formation
+of a huge bunch of gigantic icicles, which hung
+down from above. It was necessary to get past these,
+but impossible to cut them away, as they would have
+fallen on us below. Burgener climbed a little way up
+the face, planted his back against it, and held on to
+the ladder in front of him, while I did the same just
+below: by this means we kept the ladder almost perpendicular,
+but feared to press the highest rung
+heavily against the icicles above lest we should break
+them off. We now invited Hartley to mount up.
+For the first few steps it was easy enough; but the
+leverage was more and more against us as he climbed
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page203">[pg 203]</span><a name="Pg203" id="Pg203" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>higher, seeing that he could not touch the rock, and
+the strain on our arms below was very severe. However,
+he got safely to the top and disappeared from
+view. The performance was a brilliant one, but, fortunately,
+had not to be repeated; as on a subsequent
+occasion, by a deviation of about fifteen or twenty
+feet, we climbed to the same spot in a few minutes
+with perfect ease and without using any ladder at all.
+On this occasion, however, we must have spent fully
+an hour while Hartley performed his feats, which
+were not unworthy of a Japanese acrobat. Every
+few feet of the mountain at this part gave us difficulty,
+and it was curious to notice how, on this the first
+occasion of travelling over the rock face, we often
+selected the wrong route in points of detail. We
+ascended from twenty to fifty feet, then surveyed
+right and left, up and down, before going any further.
+The minutes slipped by fast, but I have no doubt now
+that if we had had time we might have ascended to
+the final arête on this occasion. We had often to
+retrace our steps, and whenever we did so found some
+slightly different line by which time could have been
+saved. Though the way was always difficult nothing
+was impossible, and when the word at last was
+given, owing to the failing light, to descend, we had
+every reason to be satisfied with the result of the
+day’s exploration. There seemed to be little doubt
+that we had traversed the most difficult part of the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page204">[pg 204]</span><a name="Pg204" id="Pg204" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>mountain, and, indeed, we found on a later occasion,
+with one or two notable exceptions, that such was
+the case.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">An acrobatic performance</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+However, at the time we did not think that, even
+if it were possible, it would be at all advisable to
+make our next attempt without a second guide. A
+telegram had been sent to Kaspar Maurer, instructing
+him to join us at the bivouac with all possible expedition.
+The excitement was thus kept up to the
+very last, for we knew not whether the message might
+have reached him, and the days of fine weather were
+precious.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It was late in the evening when we reached again
+the head of the glacier, and the point where we had
+left the feeble creature who had started with us as a
+second guide. On beholding us once more he wept
+copiously, but whether his tears were those of gratitude
+for release from the cramped position in which he
+had spent his entire day, or of joy at seeing us safe
+again, or whether they were the natural overflow of
+an imbecile intellect stirred by any emotion whatever,
+it were hard to say; at any rate he wept, and then
+fell to a description of some interesting details concerning
+the proper mode of bringing up infants, and
+the duties of parents towards their children: the
+most important of which, in his estimation, was that
+the father of a family should run no risk whatever
+on a mountain. Reaching our bivouac, we
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page205">[pg 205]</span><a name="Pg205" id="Pg205" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>looked anxiously down over the glacier for any
+signs of Kaspar Maurer. Two or three parties
+were seen crawling homewards towards the Montanvert
+over the ice-fields, but no signs of our guide
+were visible. As the shades of night, however, were
+falling, we were able indistinctly to see in the far-off
+distance a little black dot skipping over the Mer de
+Glace with great activity. Most eagerly did we watch
+the apparition, and when finally it headed in our
+direction and all doubt was removed as to the personality,
+we felt that our constant ill-luck was at last
+on the eve of changing. However, it was not till two
+days later that we left Chamouni once more for the
+nineteenth and, as it proved, for the last time to try
+the peak.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Our nineteenth attempt</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On September 11, we sat on the rocks a few
+feet above the camping-place. Never before had we
+been so confident of success. The next day’s climb
+was no longer to be one of exploration. We were
+to start as early as the light would permit, and we
+were to go up and always up, if necessary till the
+light should fail. Possibly we might have succeeded
+long before if we had had the same amount of determination
+to do so that we were possessed with on
+this occasion. We had made up our minds to succeed,
+and felt as if all our previous attempts had been but
+a sort of training for this special occasion. We had
+gone so far as to instruct our friends below to look
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page206">[pg 206]</span><a name="Pg206" id="Pg206" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>out for us on the summit between twelve and two the
+next day. We had even gone to the length of bringing
+a stick wherewith to make a flag-staff on the top.
+Still one, and that a very familiar source of disquietude,
+harassed us as our eyes turned anxiously
+to the west. A single huge band of cloud hung heavily
+right across the sky, and looked like a harbinger of
+evil, for it was of a livid colour above, and tinged
+with a deep crimson red below. My companion was
+despondent at the prospect it suggested, and the
+guides tapped their teeth with their forefingers when
+they looked in that direction; but it was suggested
+by a more sanguine person that its form and very
+watery look suggested a Band of Hope. An insinuating
+smell of savoury soup was wafted up gently
+from below—
+</p>
+ <div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-left: 2.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">Stealing and giving odour.</div>
+</div>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">We took courage; then descended to the tent, and took
+sustenance.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+There was no difficulty experienced in making an
+early start the next day, and the moment the grey
+light allowed us to see our way we set off. On such
+occasions, when the mind is strung up to a high pitch
+of excitement, odd and trivial little details and incidents
+fix themselves indelibly on the memory. I
+can recall as distinctly now, as if it had only happened
+a moment ago, the exact tone of voice in which
+Burgener, on looking out of the tent, announced that
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page207">[pg 207]</span><a name="Pg207" id="Pg207" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the weather would do. Burgener and Kaspar Maurer
+were now our guides, for our old enemy with the
+family ties had been paid off and sent away with a
+flea in his ear—an almost unnecessary adjunct, as
+anyone who had slept in the same tent with him
+could testify. Notwithstanding that Maurer was far
+from well, and rather weak, we mounted rapidly at
+first, for the way was by this time familiar enough,
+and we all meant business.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The rocks of the Dru</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our position now was this. By our exploration on
+the last occasion we had ascertained that it was possible
+to ascend to a great height on the main mass of the
+mountain. From the slope of the rocks, and from the
+shape of the mountain, we felt sure that the final crest
+would be easy enough. We had then to find a way still
+up the face, from the point where we had turned back on
+our last attempt, to some point on the final ridge of
+the mountain. The rocks on this part we had never
+been able to examine very closely, for it is necessary
+to cross well over to the south-eastern face while
+ascending from the ridge between the Aiguille du Dru
+and the Aiguille Verte. A great projecting buttress of
+rock, some two or three hundred feet in height, cuts off
+the view of that part of the mountain over which we
+now hoped to make our way. By turning up straight
+behind this buttress, we hoped to hit off and reach
+the final crest just above the point where it merges
+into the precipitous north-eastern wall visible from
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page208">[pg 208]</span><a name="Pg208" id="Pg208" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the Chapeau. This part of the mountain can only be
+seen from the very head of the Glacier de la Charpoua
+just under the mass of the Aiguille Verte. But this
+point of view is too far off for accurate observations,
+and the strip of mountain was practically, therefore,
+a <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">terra incognita</span></span> to us.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">What next?</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We followed the gully running up from the head
+of the glacier towards the ridge above mentioned,
+keeping well to the left. Before long it was necessary
+to cross the gully on to the main peak. To make the
+topography clearer a somewhat prosaic and domestic
+simile may be employed. The Aiguille du Dru and the
+Aiguille Verte are connected by a long sharp ridge, towards
+which we were now climbing; and this ridge is let
+in as it were into the south-eastern side of the Aiguille
+du Dru, much as a comb may be stuck into the middle
+of a hairbrush, the latter article representing the main
+peak. Here we employed the ladder which had been
+placed in the right position the day previously. Right
+glad were we to see the rickety old structure which
+had now spent four years on the mountain, and was
+much the worse for it. It creaked and groaned dismally
+under our weight and ran sharp splinters into
+us at all points of contact, but yet there was a certain
+companionship about the old ladder, and we seemed
+almost to regret that it was not destined to share
+more in our prospective success. A few steps on and
+we came to a rough cleft some five-and-twenty feet
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page209">[pg 209]</span><a name="Pg209" id="Pg209" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>in depth, which had to be descended. A double rope
+was fastened to a projecting crag, and we swung ourselves
+down as if we were barrels of split peas going
+into a ship’s hold; then to the ascent again, and the
+excitement waxed stronger as we drew nearer to the
+doubtful part of the mountain. Still, we did not
+anticipate insuperable obstacles; for I think we were
+possessed with a determination to succeed, which is a
+sensation often spoken of as a presentiment of success.
+A short climb up an easy broken gully, and of a
+sudden we seemed to be brought to a standstill. A
+little ledge at our feet curled round a projecting crag
+on the left. <span class="tei tei-q">“What are we to do now?”</span> said Burgener,
+but with a smile on his face that left no doubt
+as to the answer. He lay flat down on the ledge and
+wriggled round the projection, disappearing suddenly
+from view as if the rock had swallowed him up. A
+shout proclaimed that his expectations had not been
+deceived, and we were bidden to follow; and follow we
+did, sticking to the flat face of the rock with all our
+power, and progressing like the skates down the glass
+sides of an aquarium tank. When the last man
+joined us we found ourselves all huddled together on
+a very little ledge indeed, while an overhanging rock
+above compelled us to assume the anomalous attitude
+enforced on the occupant of a little-ease dungeon.
+What next? An eager look up solved part of the
+doubt. <span class="tei tei-q">“There is the way,”</span> said Burgener, leaning
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page210">[pg 210]</span><a name="Pg210" id="Pg210" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>back to get a view. <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh, indeed,”</span> we answered. No
+doubt there was a way, and we were glad to hear that
+it was possible to get up it. The attractions of the
+route consisted of a narrow flat gully plastered up
+with ice, exceeding straight and steep and crowned at
+the top with a pendulous mass of enormous icicles.
+The gully resembled a half-open book standing up
+on end. Enthusiasts in rock-climbing who have
+ascended the Riffelhorn from the Görner Glacier side
+will have met with a similar gully, but, as a rule, free
+from ice, which, in the present instance, constituted
+the chief difficulty. The ice, filling up the receding
+angle from top to bottom, rendered it impossible to
+find hand-hold on the rocks, and it was exceedingly
+difficult to cut steps in such a place, for the slabs of
+ice were prone to break away entire. However, the
+guides said they could get up, and asked us to keep
+out of the way of chance fragments of ice which might
+fall down as they ascended. So we tucked ourselves
+away on one side, and they fell to as difficult a business
+as could well be imagined. The rope was
+discarded, and slowly they worked up, their backs and
+elbows against one sloping wall, their feet against the
+other. But the angle was too wide to give security to
+this position, the more especially that with shortened
+axes they were compelled to hack out enough of the ice
+to reveal the rock below. In such places the ice is but
+loosely adherent, being raised up from the face much
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page211">[pg 211]</span><a name="Pg211" id="Pg211" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>as pie-crust dissociates itself from the fruit beneath
+under the influence of the oven. Strike lightly with
+the axe, and a hollow sound is yielded without much
+impression on the ice; strike hard, and the whole mass
+breaks away. But the latter method is the right one to
+adopt, though it necessitates very hard work. No steps
+are really reliable when cut in ice of this description.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A narrow escape</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The masses of ice, coming down harder and harder
+as they ascended without intermission, showed how
+they were working, and the only consolation that we
+had during a time that we felt to be critical, was that
+the guides were not likely to expend so much labour
+unless they thought that some good result would come
+of it. Suddenly there came a sharp shout and cry; then
+a crash as a great slab of ice, falling from above, was
+dashed into pieces at our feet and leaped into the air;
+then a brief pause, and we knew not what would
+happen next. Either the gully had been ascended
+or the guides had been pounded, and failure here
+might be failure altogether. It is true that Hartley
+and I had urged the guides to find a way some little
+distance to the right of the line on which they were
+now working; but they had reported that, though
+easy below, the route we had pointed out was impossible
+above.<a id="noteref_5" name="noteref_5" href="#note_5"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">5</span></span></a> A faint scratching noise close above
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page212">[pg 212]</span><a name="Pg212" id="Pg212" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>us, as of a mouse perambulating behind a wainscot.
+We look up. It is the end of a rope. We seize it, and
+our pull from below is answered by a triumphant yell
+from above as the line is drawn taut. Fastening the
+end around my waist, I started forth. The gully
+was a scene of ruin, and I could hardly have believed
+that two axes in so short a time could have dealt so
+much destruction. Nowhere were the guides visible,
+and in another moment there was a curious sense of
+solitariness as I battled with the obstacles, aided in
+no small degree by the rope. The top of the gully
+was blocked up by a great cube of rock, dripping still
+where the icicles had just been broken off. The
+situation appeared to me to demand deliberation,
+though it was not accorded. <span class="tei tei-q">“Come on,”</span> said voices
+from above. <span class="tei tei-q">“Up you go,”</span> said a voice from below.
+I leaned as far back as I could, and felt about for a
+hand-hold. There was none. Everything seemed
+smooth. Then right, then left; still none. So I
+smiled feebly to myself, and called out, <span class="tei tei-q">“Wait a minute.”</span>
+This was of course taken as an invitation to pull
+vigorously, and, struggling and kicking like a spider
+irritated by tobacco smoke, I topped the rock and
+lent a hand on the rope for Hartley to follow. Then
+we learnt that a great mass of ice had broken away
+under Maurer’s feet while they were in the gully,
+and that he must have fallen had not Burgener
+pinned him to the rock with one hand. From the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page213">[pg 213]</span><a name="Pg213" id="Pg213" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>number of times that this escape was described to us
+during that day and the next, I am inclined to think
+that it was rather a near thing. At the time, and
+often since, I have questioned myself as to whether
+we could have got up this passage without the rope
+let down from above. I think either of us could
+have done it in time with a companion. It was
+necessary for two to be in the gully at the same
+time, to assist each other. It was necessary also to
+discard the rope, which in such a place could only be
+a source of danger. But no amateur should have
+tried the passage on that occasion without confidence
+in his own powers, and without absolute knowledge of
+the limit of his own powers. If the gully had been
+free from ice it would have been much easier.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The final scramble</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“The worst is over now,”</span> said Burgener. I was
+glad to hear it, but, looking upwards, had my doubts.
+The higher we went the bigger the rocks seemed to be.
+Still there was a way, and it was not so very unlike
+what I had, times out of mind, pictured to myself in
+imagination. Another tough scramble and we stood
+on a comparatively extensive ledge. With elation we
+observed that we had now climbed more than half of
+the only part of the mountain of the nature of which
+we were uncertain. A few steps on and Burgener
+grasped me suddenly by the arm. <span class="tei tei-q">“Do you see the
+great red rock up yonder?”</span> he whispered, hoarse with
+excitement—<span class="tei tei-q">“in ten minutes we shall be there and on
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page214">[pg 214]</span><a name="Pg214" id="Pg214" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the arête, and then——”</span> Nothing could stop us now;
+but a feverish anxiety to see what lay beyond, to look
+on the final slope which we knew must be easy, impelled
+us on, and we worked harder than ever to
+overcome the last few obstacles. The ten minutes
+expanded into something like thirty before we really
+reached the rock. Of a sudden the mountain seemed
+to change its form. For hours we had been climbing
+the hard, dry rocks. Now these appeared suddenly to
+vanish from under our feet, and once again our eyes
+fell on snow which lay thick, half hiding, half revealing,
+the final slope of the ridge. A glance along it
+showed that we had not misjudged. Even the cautious
+Maurer admitted that, as far as we could see, all
+appeared promising. And now, with the prize almost
+within our grasp, a strange desire to halt and hang
+back came on. Burgener tapped the rock with his
+axe, and we seemed somehow to regret that the way in
+front of us must prove comparatively easy. Our foe
+had almost yielded, and it appeared something like
+cruelty to administer the final <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">coup de grâce</span></span>. We
+could already anticipate the half-sad feeling with
+which we should reach the top itself. It needed but
+little to make the feeling give way. Some one cried
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Forwards,”</span> and instantly we were all in our places
+again, and the leader’s axe crashed through the
+layers of snow into the hard blue ice beneath. A
+dozen steps, and then a short bit of rock scramble;
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page215">[pg 215]</span><a name="Pg215" id="Pg215" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>then more steps along the south side of the ridge,
+followed by more rock, and the ridge beyond, which
+had been hidden for a minute or two, stretched out
+before us again as we topped the first eminence.
+Better and better it looked as we went on. <span class="tei tei-q">“See
+there,”</span> cried Burgener suddenly, <span class="tei tei-q">“the actual top!”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Our foe is vanquished</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+There was no possibility of mistaking the two huge
+stones we had so often looked at from below. They
+seemed, in the excitement of the moment, misty and
+blurred for a brief space, but grew clear again as I
+passed my hand over my eyes and seemed to swallow
+something. A few feet below the pinnacles and on
+the left was one of those strange arches formed by a
+great transverse boulder, so common near the summits
+of these aiguilles, and through the hole we could see
+blue sky. Nothing could lay beyond, and, still better,
+nothing could be above. On again, while we could
+scarcely stand still in the great steps the leader set
+his teeth to hack out. Then there came a short
+troublesome bit of snow scramble, where the heaped-up
+cornice had fallen back from the final rock. There
+we paused for a moment, for the summit was but a
+few feet from us, and Hartley, who was ahead,
+courteously allowed me to unrope and go on first. In
+a few seconds I clutched at the last broken rocks, and
+hauled myself up on to the sloping summit. There
+for a moment I stood alone gazing down on Chamouni.
+The holiday dream of five years was accomplished;
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page216">[pg 216]</span><a name="Pg216" id="Pg216" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the Aiguille du Dru was climbed. Where in the wide
+world will you find a sport able to yield pleasure like
+this?
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Mountaineers are often asked, <span class="tei tei-q">“What did you do
+when you got to the top?”</span> With regard to this peak
+the same question has often been put to me, and I
+have often answered it, but, it must be confessed,
+always suppressing one or two facts. I do not know
+why I should conceal them now any longer, the more
+especially as I think there is a moral to be drawn
+from my experience, or I would still keep it locked up.
+I had tried so hard and so long to get up this little
+peak, that some reaction of mind was not improbable;
+but it took a turn which I had never before and
+have never since experienced in the slightest degree.
+For a second or two—it cannot have been longer—all
+the past seemed blotted out, all consciousness
+of self, all desire of life was lost, and I was
+seized with an impulse almost incontrollable to
+throw myself down the vertical precipice which lay
+immediately at my feet. I know not now, though
+the feeling is still and always will be intensely vivid,
+how it was resisted, but at the sound of the voices
+below the faculties seemed to return each to its
+proper place, and with the restoration of the <a name="corr216" id="corr216" class="tei tei-anchor"></a><span class="tei tei-corr">mental</span>
+balance the momentary idea of violently overturning
+the physical balance vanished. What has happened
+to one may have happened to others. It appeared
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page217">[pg 217]</span><a name="Pg217" id="Pg217" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>to me quite different from what is known as mountain
+vertigo. In fact, I never moved at all from
+where I stood, and awoke, as it were, to find myself
+looking calmly down the identical place. It may be
+that the mental equilibrium under similar circumstances
+has not always been so fortunately restored,
+and that thus calamities on the mountains may have
+taken place. In another minute the rest of the party
+ascended, and we were all reposing on the hard-won
+summit.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">On the summit</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Far below a little white speck representing Couttet’s
+Hotel was well in view, and towards this we
+directed our telescope. We could make out a few
+individuals wandering listlessly about, but there did
+not seem to be much excitement; in front of the
+Imperial Hotel, however, we were pleased to imagine
+that we saw somebody gazing in our direction.
+Accordingly, with much pomp and ceremony, the
+stick—which it may be stated was borrowed without
+leave—was fixed into a little cleft and tightly wedged
+in; then, to my horror, Burgener, with many chuckles
+at his own foresight and at the completeness of his
+equipment, produced from a concealed pocket a piece
+of scarlet flannel strongly suggestive of a baby’s under
+garment, and tied it on to the stick. I protested in
+vain; in a moment the objectionable rag was floating
+proudly in the breeze. However, it seemed to want
+airing. Determined that our ascent should be placed
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page218">[pg 218]</span><a name="Pg218" id="Pg218" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>beyond doubt in the eyes of any subsequent visitors,
+we ransacked our stores, and were enabled to leave the
+following articles:—One half-pint bottle containing our
+names, preserved by a paper stopper from the inclemency
+of the weather; two wooden wedges of
+unknown use, two ends of string, three burnt fusees,
+divers chips, one stone man of dwarf proportions, the
+tenpenny stick, and the infant’s petticoat.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+There is a popular belief that the main object of
+climbing up a mountain is to get a view from the top.
+It may therefore be a matter of regret to some, but it
+will certainly be a matter of great congratulation to
+many others, that of the view obtained I can say but
+little. Chamouni looked very nice, however, from this
+distance. Turning towards the Aiguille Verte we were
+astonished to notice that this great mass appeared to
+tower far less above us than might have been expected
+from its much greater height and close proximity. On
+the other hand, the lower south-eastern peak of the
+Aiguille du Dru seemed much more below us than we
+had imagined would be the case. It is a moot point
+in mountaineering circles how much difference between
+two closely contiguous points is necessary in order
+that they may be rated as individual peaks. At the
+time we estimated the difference between the two
+peaks of our Aiguille to be about 80 feet, but Hartley,
+who has since climbed the lower point, estimates that
+the difference between the two must be at the very
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page219">[pg 219]</span><a name="Pg219" id="Pg219" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>least 120 feet. Still, the comparative meagreness of
+the panorama did not affect our spirits, nor detract
+in any appreciable degree from the completeness of
+the expedition. The Aiguille du Dru is essentially an
+expedition only for those who love a good climb for
+climbing’s sake. Every step, every bit of scrambling,
+was—and is still—a pleasure.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The return journey</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We had reached the top at half-past twelve, so
+that our estimate of the time required had been a
+very accurate one. After spending three-quarters of
+an hour on the summit we turned to the descent with
+regret, and possessed with much the same feeling as a
+schoolboy on Black Monday, who takes an affectionate
+farewell of all sorts of inanimate objects. Very difficult
+the descent proved to be. We were so anxious,
+now that our efforts had been finally crowned with
+success, that the whole expedition should pass off
+without the least misadventure, that we went much
+more slowly, and took more elaborate precautions than
+under ordinary circumstances would have been deemed
+necessary. From the start we had agreed that, whatever
+the hour, nothing should persuade us to hurry
+the least in the descent. On such mountains, however,
+as the Aiguille du Dru it is easier on the whole
+to get down than to get up, especially if a good supply
+of spare rope be included in the equipment. At three
+places we found it advisable to fix ropes in order to
+assist our progress. It was curious to observe how
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page220">[pg 220]</span><a name="Pg220" id="Pg220" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>marvellously the aspect of the mountain was changed
+as we looked down the places up which we had
+climbed so recently; and there were so many deviations
+from the straight line, that the way was very
+difficult to find at all. Indeed, Burgener alone could
+hit it off with certainty, and, though last on the rope,
+directed the way without ever making the slightest
+mistake at any part. We followed precisely the same
+route as in ascending, and noticed few if any places
+where this route was capable of improvement, or even
+of alteration.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Not till nearly five o’clock did we regain our abandoned
+store of provisions; the sight of the little white
+packets, and especially of a certain can of tinned
+meat, seen at a considerable distance below, incited
+us to great exertions, for since ten in the morning we
+had partaken of nothing but a sandwich crushed
+out of all recognisable shape. Ignoring the probability
+of being benighted on the rocks, we caroused
+merrily on seltzer water and the contents of the tin
+can. It seemed almost a pity to quit for good these
+familiar rocks on which we had spent such a glorious
+time, and the sun was sinking low behind the Brévent
+range, and the rocks were all darkened in the grey
+shadows, before the guides could persuade us to pack
+up and resume our journey. Very little time was
+lost in descending when we had once started, but
+before we had reached a certain little sloping ledge
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page221">[pg 221]</span><a name="Pg221" id="Pg221" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>furnished with a collection of little pointed stones, and
+known as the breakfast place, the darkness had overtaken
+us. The glacier lay only a few feet below, when
+the mist which had been long threatening swept up
+and closed in around us. The crevasses at the head
+of the glacier were so complicated, and the snow
+bridges so fragile, that we thought it wiser not to go
+on at once, but to wait till the snow should have had
+time to harden. So we sat down under an overhanging
+rock, and made believe that we enjoyed the fun.
+Hartley wedged a stone under his waist, as if he were
+the hind wheel of a waggon going uphill, and imitated
+the inaction and attitude of a person going to sleep.
+The guides retired to a little distance and, as is their
+wont when inactive, fell to a warm discussion over the
+dimensions of the different chamois they had shot,
+each of course outvying the other in turn. The game
+has this merit at least, when there is plenty of spare time
+at disposal, that if the players only begin low enough
+down in the animal scale it is practically unlimited.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Benighted</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Before long the situation ceased to be amusing,
+as we found that we had managed to get wet through
+in the gully, and that the slowly falling temperature
+was exceedingly unpleasant. I converted a cowhide
+knapsack into a temporary foot-warmer, much to the
+detriment of such articles of food as were still stored
+in its recesses, and tucked a boot under each arm
+to keep the leather from hardening. Then we fell
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page222">[pg 222]</span><a name="Pg222" id="Pg222" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>to discussing what we would have next day for breakfast,
+and for some two hours found a certain amount
+of solace in disputing over the merits of divers dainty
+dishes. Even this fertile subject failed at length to
+give adequate satisfaction. The ledge became colder
+and colder, and new spiky little points appeared
+to develop every moment. The argument of the
+sportsmen grew fainter, and we became slowly chilled
+through. For a while the mind became more active,
+but less logical, and fanciful visions crowded thickly
+through it. On such occasions it is seldom possible
+to fix the thoughts on events immediately past. To
+my drowsy gaze the mist seemed to take the form of
+our native fogs, while the condition of the ledge suggested
+obtrusively a newly macadamised road. Almost
+at will I could transport myself in imagination to the
+metropolis I had so recently left, or back again to the
+wild little ledge on which we were stranded. Following
+up the train of sensations, it was easy to conceive
+how reason might fail altogether, and how gradually,
+as the senses became numbed one by one, delirium
+might supervene from cold and exposure—as has often
+happened to arctic travellers. The thoughts flew off
+far afield, and pictured the exact contrast of the immediate
+surroundings. I saw a brilliantly lighted street
+with long rows of flaming lamps. The windows of the
+clubhouses shone out as great red and orange squares
+and oblongs. Carriages dashed by, cabs oscillated down
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page223">[pg 223]</span><a name="Pg223" id="Pg223" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the roads. Elegantly attired youths about to commence
+their wakeful period (why are men who only
+know the seamy side of life called <span class="tei tei-q">“men of the world”</span>?
+Is it so bad a world, my masters?) were strolling off
+to places of entertainment. A feeble, ragged creature
+crept along in the shadows. A worn, bright-eyed girl,
+just free from work which had begun at early dawn,
+dragged her aching limbs homewards, but stopped a
+moment to glance with envy at a mamma and two
+fair daughters crossing the pavement to their carriage;
+light, life, bustle, crowding everywhere. Faster and
+faster follow the shifting scenes till the visions jostle
+and become confused——A crack, a distant sound of
+a falling shower of stones, a hiss as they fall on to the
+snow slopes below. The eyes open, but the mind
+only half awakes, and almost immediately dreams
+again, with changed visions of comfortable rooms, in
+which the flickering light of a coal fire now throws
+up, now half conceals the close-drawn curtains, or the
+familiar form of books and pictures; visions of some
+formless individual with slippered feet disposed at
+judicious distance from the blazing coals, of soft
+carpets and deep arm-chairs moulded by long use into
+the precise intaglio adapted to the human frame;
+visions of a warm flood of subdued light, of things
+steaming gently with curling wreaths of vapour. All
+these passed in order before the mind, called up by
+the incantation of discomfort out of the cauldron of
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page224">[pg 224]</span><a name="Pg224" id="Pg224" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>misery, like unto the regal display manifested to that
+impulsive and somewhat over-married individual,
+Macbeth.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Shifting scenes</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+But before long it was most difficult to picture
+these pleasant sights so vividly as to become altogether
+oblivious of an exceedingly chilly personality,
+and ultimately human nature triumphed, and the <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">ego</span></span>
+in a rather frozen state became again paramount.
+I had begun to calculate the number of hours we
+might have to remain where we were, and the probable
+state in which we should be next morning, when
+of a sudden the mist lifted, and disclosed the glacier
+just below feebly lit up by the rising moon. We
+sprang instantly to our feet, almost as instantaneously
+returning to our former positions by reason
+of the exceeding stiffness and cramp begotten of the
+cold. The guides, leaving their discussion at a
+point where the last speaker had, in imagination,
+shot a chamois about the size of an elephant,
+descended to inspect the ice. The snow bridges were
+pronounced secure, and we were soon across the crevasses,
+but found to our disgust that we had rather
+overdone the waiting. The slope was hard frozen,
+and in the dim light it was found necessary to cut
+steps nearly the whole way down the glacier. For
+five hours and a half were we thus engaged, and did
+not reach our camp till 2.30 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span> Never did the tent
+look so comfortable as on that morning. If, as was
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page225">[pg 225]</span><a name="Pg225" id="Pg225" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>remarked of Mrs. Gamp’s apartment in Kingsgate
+Street, High Holborn, to the contented mind a
+cottage is a palace, so to the weary frame may a tent
+be a luxurious hotel. We rushed over the loose rocks
+by the snout of the glacier, and ran helter-skelter for
+our bivouac. From the circumstance that the invariable
+struggle for the best pillow was usually brief, and
+that one of the party was discovered next morning
+wrong end foremost in his sleeping bag with his boots
+still on his feet, I am disposed to think that we were
+not long in dropping off to sleep; but the unstudied
+attitudes of the party suggested rather four revellers
+returning from a Greenwich dinner in a four-wheeled
+cab over a cobbled road than a company of sober
+mountaineers. By seven o’clock, however, the predominant
+thought of breakfast so asserted itself that
+we woke up and looked out.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The camp breaks up</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The first object that met our gaze was a large
+sheet of paper, affixed to the rock just in front of
+the tent, and bearing the simple inscription <span class="tei tei-q">“Hooray!”</span>
+This led us to surmise that our success was already
+known below; for the author of the legend had
+returned to Chamouni the previous evening, after
+having seen us on the summit. To each man was
+apportioned the burden he should bear of the camp
+equipage. Such a collection of pots and pans and other
+paraphernalia had we amassed gradually during our
+stay, that our appearance as we crossed the glacier
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page226">[pg 226]</span><a name="Pg226" id="Pg226" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>suggested rather that of certain inhabitants of Lagado
+mentioned in Gulliver’s voyage to Laputa. By nine
+o’clock we had deposited our burdens at the Montanvert
+and, disregarding the principles of the sages
+above referred to, ventured to corrode our lungs by
+articulating our wants to the landlord. This worthy
+received us with more than his usual affability, for the
+tidings of our success had in truth already reached
+the inn. A bottle of conical form was produced, the
+cork drawn with a monstrous explosion, and some
+very indifferent fluid poured out as a token of congratulation.
+In spite of, perhaps in consequence of,
+these early libations, we skipped down the well-worn
+and somewhat unsavoury path with great nimbleness,
+and in an hour or so found ourselves on the level path
+leading along the valley to Chamouni by the English
+church. There, I am pleased to record, the first man
+to congratulate us was our old friend M. Gabriel
+Loppé, without whose kindly sympathy and constant
+encouragement I doubt if we should have ever persevered
+to our successful end. It mattered little to
+us that but few of the Chamouni guides gave us credit
+for having really ascended the peak, for most of them
+maintained that we had merely reached a point on the
+south-east face of the lower summit; indeed, to those
+not so familiar with the details of the mountain as
+we were, it might well seem hard to realise that the
+crag jutting out on the right, as seen from Chamouni,
+is really the actual summit.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page227">[pg 227]</span><a name="Pg227" id="Pg227" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Such is the record of the most fascinating rock
+climb with which I am acquainted. From beginning
+to end it is interesting. There is no wearisome
+tramping over loose moraine and no great extent of
+snow-field to traverse. The rocks are wondrously firm
+and big, and peculiarly unlike those on other mountains,
+even on many of the aiguilles about Chamouni.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Mountaineering morality</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+An odd code of mountaineering morality has gradually
+sprung into existence, and ideas as to what is
+fair and sportsmanlike in mountain climbing are somewhat
+peculiar. People speak somewhat vaguely of
+<span class="tei tei-q">“artificial aid,”</span> and are wont to criticise in very severe
+language the employment of such assistance, at the
+same time finding it rather hard, if driven into a corner,
+to define what they mean by the term. It would seem
+that artificial aid may signify the driving of iron pegs
+into rocks when nature has provided insufficient hand
+or foot-hold. Such a proceeding is considered highly
+improper. To cut a step in ice is right, but to chisel
+out a step on rock is in the highest degree unjustifiable.
+Again, a ladder may be used without critical animadversion
+to bridge a crevasse, but its employment over
+a rock cleft is tabooed. A certain amount of mountaineering
+equipment is not only considered proper,
+but those who go on the mountains without it are
+spoken of with great asperity, and called very hard
+names; but the equipment must not include anything
+beyond hobnails, rope, axes, and possibly a ladder for
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page228">[pg 228]</span><a name="Pg228" id="Pg228" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>a crevasse; any other contrivance is sniffed at contemptuously
+as artificial aid. Rockets and such like
+are usually only mentioned in order to be condemned;
+while grapnels, chains, and crampons are held to be
+the inventions of the fiend. Why these unwritten
+laws should exist in such an imaginary code it is hard
+to see. Perhaps we must not consider too curiously
+on the matter. For my own part, if it could be
+proved that by no possible means could a given bad
+passage be traversed without some such aid, nor turned
+by another route, I should not hesitate to adopt any
+mechanical means to the desired end. As a matter
+of fact, in the Alps scarcely any such places exist for
+those who have taken the trouble to learn how to
+climb, and there are none on the Aiguille du Dru.
+We used our ladder often enough in exploring the
+mountain, but when we actually ascended it we employed
+it in one place only, saving thereby at least
+an hour of invaluable time. Indeed, subsequent explorers
+have found such to be the case; and Mr. W.
+E. Davidson, in a recent ascent of the mountain, was
+able to find his way without invoking the assistance
+of either ladder or fixed ropes. In a marvellously
+short space of time, too, did he get up and down the
+peak on which we had spent hours without number.
+Still, this is the fate of all mountains. The mountaineers
+who make the third ascent are, usually, able
+to sweep away the blushing honours that the first
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page229">[pg 229]</span><a name="Pg229" id="Pg229" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>climbers might fondly hope they had invested the
+mountain with. A word, a stroke of the pen, will do
+it. The peaks do not yield gradually from their high
+estate, but fall, like Lucifer, from summit to ultimate
+destination, and are suddenly converted from <span class="tei tei-q">“the most
+difficult mountain in the Alps”</span> to <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh yes; a fine
+peak, but not a patch upon Mount So-and-so.”</span> It is
+but with the mountains as with other matters of this
+life, save in this respect, that once deposed they never
+can hope to reign again supreme. Statements concerning
+our fellow-creatures when of a depreciatory,
+and still more when of a scandal-flavoured, nature, are
+always believed by nine people out of ten to be, if not
+absolutely true, at any rate well-founded enough for
+repetition. A different estimate of the standard of
+veracity to be met with in this world is assumed when
+the remarks are favourable. Even so may it be, in
+some instances, with the mountains. The prestige
+that clings to a maiden peak is like the bark on a
+wand: peel it off, and it cannot be replaced; the
+bough withers, and is cast to one side, its character
+permanently altered.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Chamouni becomes festive</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We would fain have rested that evening, but the
+edict went forth that festivities were to take place in
+honour of the ascent, and, to tell the truth, that
+evening was not the least fatiguing part of the whole
+affair. The opportunity was too good to be lost,
+especially as the customary mode of testifying
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page230">[pg 230]</span><a name="Pg230" id="Pg230" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>congratulations by firing off divers podgy little cannons,
+had been omitted. Preparations were made for a display
+of fireworks on a large scale. Some six rockets of
+moderately soaring ambition were placed in order on
+the grass-plot in front of the hotel. A skilful pyrotechnist,
+who knew the right end to which to apply
+the match, was placed in charge, and fussed about
+a great deal. A very little table covered with a white
+cloth, and on which were displayed several bottles,
+reminded the crowd of loafers who assembled expectant
+as the darkness came on, that a carousal was
+meditated. At last the word was given, and the
+pyrotechnist, beaming with pride, advanced bearing
+a lighted taper attached to the end of a stick of judicious
+length. A hush of expectancy followed, and experienced
+persons retired to sheltered corners. The
+fireworks behaved as they usually do. They fizzed
+prodigiously, and went off in the most unexpected
+directions. One rocket, rather weak in the waist,
+described, after a little preliminary spluttering, an
+exceedingly sharp, corkscrew-like series of curves, and
+then turned head-over-heels with astounding rapidity
+on the lawn, like a rabbit shot through the head, and
+there lay flat, spluttering out its gunpowdery vitals.
+Another was perfectly unmoved at the initial application
+of the kindling flame, but then suddenly began
+to swell up in an alarming way, causing the pyrotechnist,
+who had no previous experience of this
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page231">[pg 231]</span><a name="Pg231" id="Pg231" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>phenomenon, to retreat somewhat hastily. However,
+one of the rockets rose to a height of some five-and-twenty
+feet, much to the operator’s satisfaction, and
+we were all able to congratulate him warmly on his
+contribution to our entertainment as we emerged from
+our places of security.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Organising the ball</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A series of smaller explosions, resulting from
+the drawing of corks, was the next item in the
+programme, and appeared to give more general
+satisfaction. Then the bell rang, and the master of
+the ceremonies announced that the ball was about to
+commence. Some over-zealous person had unfortunately
+sought to improve the condition of the floor for
+dancing, by tracing an arabesque pattern on the
+boards with water, using for the purpose a tin pot
+with a convenient leak at the bottom. It followed
+that the exercise of waltzing in thick boots was more
+laborious than graceful. Without, the villagers
+crowded at the windows to gaze upon our fantastic
+gyrations. But little formality had been observed in
+organising the ball; in fact, the ceremony of issuing
+cards of invitation had been replaced by ringing a bell
+and displaying a placard on which it was announced
+that the dance would commence at nine o’clock. However,
+the enjoyment appeared to be none the less keen,
+for all that the dancers were breathing fairly pure air,
+taking no champagne, and not fulfilling any social
+duty. But for the costumes the gathering might
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page232">[pg 232]</span><a name="Pg232" id="Pg232" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>have been mistaken for a fashionable entertainment.
+All the recognised types to be met with in a London
+ball-room were there. The conversation, judging from
+the fragments overheard, did not appear to be below the
+average standard of intellectuality. The ladies, who
+came from the various hotels of Chamouni, displayed, as
+most English girls do—<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">pace</span></span> the jealous criticism of certain
+French writers, more smart than observant—their
+curious faculty of improvising ball costume exactly
+suitable to the occasion. There was a young man who
+had a pair of white gloves, and was looked upon
+with awe in consequence, and who, in the intervals of
+the dances, slid about in an elegant manner instead
+of walking. There was a middle-aged person of
+energetic temperament who skipped and hopped like
+the little hills, and kept everything going—including
+the refreshments. There was a captious and cynical
+person, who frowned horribly, and sat in a corner
+in the verandah with an altogether superior air, and
+who, in support of the character, smoked a cigar of uncertain
+botanical pedigree provided by the hotel, which
+disagreed with him and increased his splenetic mood.
+Elsewhere, at more fashionable gatherings, he would
+have leaned against doorposts, cultivated a dejected
+demeanour, and got very much in other people’s way.
+There was a pianist who was a very clever artist, and
+found out at once the notes that yielded no response
+on the instrument, and who, like his more fashionable
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page233">[pg 233]</span><a name="Pg233" id="Pg233" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>analogue, regularly required stimulants after playing
+a waltz. It mattered little what he played—polka,
+waltz, galop, or mazurka—whatever the tune, the
+couples all rotated more or less slowly about; so it
+was evidently an English gathering. At such impromptu
+dances there is always a strong desire to
+show off musical talent. No sooner did the hireling
+pianist desist than a little cluster gathered around the
+instrument, assured him that he must be tired, and
+volunteered to play. Finally he was induced to rest,
+and a young lady who knew <span class="tei tei-q">“Rousseau’s Dream,”</span>
+or some tune very like it, triumphantly seated herself
+and favoured the company with that air in waltz time,
+whereat the unsuccessful candidates for the seat smiled
+scornfully at each other, and rolled up their eyes, and
+would not dance. So they, in turn, triumphed, and the
+young lady blushed, and said she had never seen such
+a stupid set of people, and went away and sat by her
+parents, and thought the world was indeed hollow.
+The hireling came back, and all went on merrily again.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Chamouni dances</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the yard outside the crowd increased. In the
+midst of the throng could be seen Maurer, resplendent
+in a shirt the front of which was like unto a petrified
+bath-towel, wearing a coat many sizes too large, his face
+beaming with smiles and shining from the effects
+of drinks offered in the spirit of good fellowship on
+all sides. Close by stood Burgener, displaying
+similar physiognomical phenomena, his natural free
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page234">[pg 234]</span><a name="Pg234" id="Pg234" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>movements hampered by the excessive tightness of some
+garments with which an admirer of smaller girth had
+presented him. Let us do justice to the guides of
+Chamouni, who might not unnaturally have found
+some cause for disappointment that the peak had
+been captured by strangers in the land. On this
+occasion, at any rate, they offered the hand of good
+fellowship, and listened with admiring attention while
+our guides, in an unknown tongue, expatiated on the
+difficulties and dangers they had successfully overcome—difficulties
+which did not appear to become
+less by frequent repetition. Let us leave them there.
+They did their work thoroughly well, and might be
+pardoned, under all the circumstances, for a little
+swagger.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The scene closes in</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The days grow shorter apace. The sun has barely
+time to make the ice peaks glisten, ere the cold
+shadows creep over again. Snow lies thick on ledge
+and cranny, and only the steepest mountain faces
+show dark through the powdery veil. Bleak night
+winds whistle around the beetling crags and whirl
+and chevy the wreathing snow-clouds, making weird
+music in these desolate fastnesses, while the glaciers
+and snow-fields collect fresh strength against the
+time when their relentless destroyer shall attack them
+once again at an advantage. The scene is changed.
+The clear air, the delicate purity of the Alpine tints
+are but recollections, and have given way to fog, mist,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page235">[pg 235]</span><a name="Pg235" id="Pg235" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>slush, and smoke-laden atmosphere. Would you
+recall these mountain pictures? Draw close the
+curtains, stir the coals into an indignant crackling
+blaze, and fashion, in the rising smoke, the mountain
+vista. How easy it is to unlock the storehouse of the
+mind where these images are stowed away! how these
+scenes crowd back into the mind! What keener
+charm than to pass in review the memories of these
+simple, wholesome pleasures; to see again, as clear as
+in the reality, every ledge, every hand and foot-hold;
+to feel the fingers tingle and the muscles instinctively
+contract at the recollection of some tough scramble
+on rock or glacier? The pleasures of the Alps endure
+long after the actual experience, and are but invested;
+whether the interest can be derived by any one but
+the actual investor is a matter for others to decide.
+For my own part, I can only wish that any one could
+possibly derive a hundredth part of the pleasure in
+reading, that I have had in writing, of our adventures.
+</p>
+
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page236">[pg 236]</span><a name="Pg236" id="Pg236" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc17" id="toc17"></a>
+ <a name="pdf18" id="pdf18"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER VII.</span></h1>
+
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS</span></h1>
+
+<div class="tei tei-argument" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em"><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+1. </span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">A Pardonable Digression.</span></span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+On well-ordered intellects—The drawbacks of accurate memory—Sub-Alpine
+walks: their admirers and their recommendations—The
+</span><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">High Level Route</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">—The Ruinette—An infallible prescription
+for ill-humour—A climb and a meditation on grass slopes—The
+agile person’s acrobatic feats—The psychological effects of
+sunrise—The ascent of the Ruinette—We return to our mutton
+at Arolla—A vision on the hill-side.
+</span></p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+2. </span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">A Little Maiden.</span></span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+Saas in the olden days—A neglected valley—The mountains drained
+dry—A curious omission—The Portienhorn, and its good points
+as a mountain—The chef produces a masterpiece—An undesirable
+tenement to be let unfurnished—An evicted family—A
+rapid act of mountaineering—On the pleasures of little climbs—The
+various methods of making new expeditions on one mountain—On
+the mountaineer who has nothing to learn, and his consequent
+ignorance.
+</span></p></div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 4.00em; margin-top: 4.00em">
+ <a name="toc19" id="toc19"></a>
+ <a name="pdf20" id="pdf20"></a>
+ <h2 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">1. </span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 144%; font-style: italic">A Pardonable Digression.</span></span></h2>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+There are some, and they are considered, on the
+whole, fortunate by less highly gifted individuals,
+who possess minds as accurately divided up into
+receptacles for the storage of valuable material as a
+honeycomb. Every scrap of information acquired
+by the owner of such a well-ordered intellect is duly
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page237">[pg 237]</span><a name="Pg237" id="Pg237" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>sifted, purged, ticketed, and finally pigeon-holed in
+its proper cell, whence it could undoubtedly be drawn
+out at any future time for reference, were it not for
+the fact that the pigeon-holes are all so very much
+alike that the geometrically minded man commonly
+forgets the number of the shelf to which he has
+relegated his item of knowledge. He need not really
+regret that this should be the case; persons with this
+exceedingly well-ordered form of mind are apt to be
+a little too precise for ordinary folk, and may even by
+the captious be rated as dull creatures. A love for
+the beautiful is not usually associated with excessively
+tidy habits of mind. An artist’s studio in apple-pie
+order would seem as unnatural as a legal document
+drawn up on æsthetic principles. If the truth be told,
+the picturesque is always associated with—not to
+mince matters—the dirty; and the city of Hygeia,
+however commendably free from the latter quality,
+would be but a dreary and unattractive town. Nor
+would it, as seems to be sometimes supposed, be quite
+a paradise to that terrible and minatory person, the
+sanitarian. On the contrary, he would probably be
+found dining with the undertaker—off approved
+viands—and the pair would be bewailing the hard
+times.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">On well-ordered intellects</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I knew a man once who was marvellously proud
+of a certain little cabinet, devoted to the reception of
+keys, all of which were arranged in a remarkably
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page238">[pg 238]</span><a name="Pg238" id="Pg238" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>orderly manner. He was fond of demonstrating the
+system, which seemed, in truth, highly business-like;
+but I lost faith one day in his method, on finding
+that he did not know the locks which the several
+keys were constructed respectively to open. It is
+with the mind’s eye as with the bodily eye. We
+are able only to focus sharply one thing at a time,
+and the beauty of a given view, from the physiological
+standpoint, consists in the softened indistinctness of
+all objects out of the range of absolute focus—a fact
+of which the early Florentine artists evinced a curious
+disregard, and which their modern imitators, who, at
+least in our scientific age, ought to know something
+of the elementary laws of optics, render themselves
+somewhat ridiculous by servilely copying. So is it
+also with the memory. A certain indistinctness of
+detail often renders the recollection even more pleasing;
+we may be able only to reproduce from the
+pigeon-hole, as it were, a rather indistinct, blotted-in
+impression, but as the artist would be fully justified
+in working up such a study into a finished picture, so
+may the writer be allowed also to elaborate from his
+mental sketch a complete work. Now, in wandering
+in those numerous districts in the mountains of Switzerland
+which cannot properly be classed as sub-Alpine,
+and yet are not lofty enough to warrant their
+explorer in dignifying his rambles by the term
+<span class="tei tei-q">“climbing,”</span> one great charm consists in the fact that,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page239">[pg 239]</span><a name="Pg239" id="Pg239" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>while everything is pleasing, there is no distinct
+objective point that we are bidden to admire. The
+critical tendency is a very constant factor in human
+character, and the chief business the professional
+critic has to learn consists in finding out how far he
+may legitimately go, and how he may best say what
+he is called upon to express. Now even the least
+critical of our race, the gushing section of humanity,
+feel irresistibly disposed to cavil at anything they are
+told they must admire. Perhaps, though, it is not
+the critical attributes which come out on such occasions
+in them. Possibly it is but an example of that still more
+uniformly found characteristic of man and woman,
+a quality which, in the process of the descent of our
+species, has been handed down without the least alteration
+from such lower animals as the mule for instance,
+and for which, oddly enough, we have no proper term
+in our language this side of the water, but know it as
+<span class="tei tei-q">“cussedness.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The critical tendency</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Most travellers hear with a slight feeling of relief,
+on arriving at their destination and inquiring what
+there is to be seen, that there is nothing in particular,
+and the sub-Alpine walker has this charm perpetually
+with him. His expedition cannot fail, for it does not
+aim at any particular object on the attainment of which
+it depends whether he considers himself successful or
+not. These sub-Alpine walks and rambles form the background,
+the setting, the frame, and the surrounding
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page240">[pg 240]</span><a name="Pg240" id="Pg240" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>of the more sharply defined and more memorable
+high expeditions. Perhaps these are but the sentiments
+of advancing mountaineering age; certainly
+they may be heard most often from those who
+have reached that period of life when they no longer
+pay heed to wrinkles in their trousers, when they are
+somewhat exacting in the matter of club dinners, and
+when they object strongly to receiving assistance from
+younger folk in putting on their overcoats. Howbeit,
+as we may recall the statement made in the
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Delectus,”</span>—
+</p>
+ <div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-left: 2.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; margin-left: 10.00em">Neque semper arcum</div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">Tendit Apollo,</div>
+</div>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">even so does the mountaineer occasionally relax his
+muscles, and find pleasure in the Alpine midlands.
+Moreover, the writer feels that the perpetual breathing
+of rarefied air may be apt to induce too great a strain
+on his readers, and recollects that a piano always
+tuned to concert pitch is not so harmonious an instrument
+as one occasionally unstrung; so some relief
+is at times necessary. Contrast, inasmuch as nature
+provides it on every hand, we may be sure is a thing
+for which man has an instinctive craving; and to my
+mind, at least, a picture in which rich colouring is
+introduced, and where the result of the blending is
+harmonious, is more satisfactory than the work which
+appeals by what I believe artists would call <span class="tei tei-q">“tone.”</span>
+The principle applies rather widely. We may have
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page241">[pg 241]</span><a name="Pg241" id="Pg241" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>observed that young ladies of prepossessing appearance
+love to be accompanied by dogs of repulsive
+mien. The costermonger, again, if possessed, as he
+always is, of a hoarse voice, is not completely equipped
+unless provided with a boy companion capable of
+sending forth in alternate measure the shrillest cries
+which the human larynx is capable of emitting.
+Thus may the pair better vaunt their wares, compel
+attention, and attract notice. The same objects, at
+any rate the latter two, influence an author, and not
+only in all cases, it would seem, when he is actually
+engaged in writing. So our expeditions, now to be
+described, may be looked upon as material for contrast,
+and may be skipped if thought fit—at any rate
+by purchasers—without risk of wounding the writer’s
+feelings.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The </span><span class="tei tei-q"><span style="font-size: 80%">“</span><span style="font-size: 80%">High Level Route</span><span style="font-size: 80%">”</span></span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Some years ago we were travelling over that district
+of the Alps which to the true lover of mountain
+scenery can never become hackneyed—that is, the
+stretch of glacier land between Chamouni and Zermatt,
+first made known by Messrs. Foster, Jacomb,
+Winkfield, and others, and known to mountaineers as
+the <span class="tei tei-q">“high-level route.”</span> We had reached Monvoisin, then,
+possibly still, one of the cosiest and most comfortable
+little inns to be found among the mountains. An
+immense variety of first-rate glacier passes of moderate
+difficulty lie between this Val de Bagne and the Arolla
+valley; the Col de la Serpentine, the Col Gétroz, the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page242">[pg 242]</span><a name="Pg242" id="Pg242" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>Col de Breney, the Col Chermontane, and others, all
+of high interest and varied scenery, tempt the walker
+according to his powers. We selected on this occasion
+the Col du Mont Rouge, having a design on the bold
+little peak towering just above the Col, and known as
+the Ruinette. This peak, it may be at once mentioned,
+was ascended for the first time in 1865 by Mr. Edward
+Whymper, a mountaineer who has never ceased happily
+to add to his spoils and trophies since in all parts of
+the globe, and who, unlike most of the clan, has kept
+in the front rank from the day he first climbed an
+Alpine slope.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A prescription for ill-humour</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We arrived soaked through, and with deplorably
+short tempers, at the hotel at Monvoisin. Now tobacco
+has been vaunted as a palliative to persons
+in this emotional state. Liquid remedies, described
+by the vulgar-minded as <span class="tei tei-q">“a drop of something
+short,”</span> or, more tersely, <span class="tei tei-q">“a wet,”</span> have been recommended
+as tending to induce a healthier state
+of mind. But there is one specific remedy which
+never fails, and to this by tacit consent we at once
+resorted.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Even as one touch of nature has been stated, on
+reliable authority, to make the whole world kin, so
+may one touch of a lucifer match, if discreetly applied
+beneath well-seasoned logs, induce even in the most
+irritable and wearied individual a change of feeling
+and a calm contentment. As the logs crackled and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page243">[pg 243]</span><a name="Pg243" id="Pg243" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>spluttered, hissing like angry cats, so did the prescription
+purge away, if not the evil humours, at any rate
+the ill-humour engendered by sore feet and damp
+raiment, till it vanished with the smoke up the
+chimney. As a matter of actual fact, however, it
+ought to be stated that the greater part of the smoke at
+first made its way into the room. Before long, assisted
+by a passable dinner, which acts on such conditions of
+mind as do the remedies known to the learned in
+medicine as <span class="tei tei-q">“derivatives,”</span> we waxed monstrous merry.
+We laughed heartily at our own jokes, and with almost
+equal fervour at those of other people—a very creditable
+state of feeling, as any who have associated much
+with facetiously disposed folk will be ready to acknowledge.
+As the evening wore on, and the fire burnt
+lower, we became more silent and thoughtful, watching
+the pale blue and green tongues of flame licking round
+the charred logs. There is a pleasure, too, in this
+state. No one felt disposed to break the charm of
+thoughtfulness in the company by throwing on fresh
+fuel. The fire had done its work, had helped matters
+on, had left things a little better than it found them—an
+epitome of a good and useful life. The embers fell
+together at last, throwing up but a few short-lived
+sparks; nothing remained but the recollection of what
+had been once so bright, and a heap of ashes—a fit
+emblem; for one of the party who was the life and
+soul of the expedition can never again join in body
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page244">[pg 244]</span><a name="Pg244" id="Pg244" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>with us in the Alps, or revisit those Alpine midlands
+he loved so keenly. We rose from our seats
+and threw back the curtains from the window. The
+mists had vanished, and with them all doubt and all
+uncertainty, while the stream of light from the full
+moon seemed a promise of peace and rest from elsewhere.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A meditation on grass slopes</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+At an early period of a walk there is always the
+greatest objection to putting forth exertion, the result
+of which has almost immediately to be undone. That
+man is indeed robust, and possessed of three times
+the ordinary amount of brass, if he fails not to find
+it distasteful to walk up a hill at the end of an
+expedition, or down one at the commencement.
+The drawback to the commanding position of the
+hotel at Monvoisin lies in the fact that it is absolutely
+necessary to descend the hill to begin with,
+which always seems a sinful waste of energy, seeing
+that the grass slopes opposite, which are steep,
+have immediately afterwards to be climbed. The
+natural grass steps looked inviting, but in the language
+of the Portuguese dialogue book we found them
+all either <span class="tei tei-q">“too long or much short.”</span> One ascent over
+a grass slope is very much like another, and description
+in detail would be as wearisome as the slopes
+themselves often prove. Yet it is worthy of notice
+that there is an art to be acquired even in climbing
+grass slopes. We had more than one opportunity on
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page245">[pg 245]</span><a name="Pg245" id="Pg245" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the present occasion of seeing that persons look
+supremely ridiculous if they stumble about, and we
+noticed also that, like a bowler when he has delivered
+a long hop to the off for the third time in one over,
+the stumbler invariably inspects the nails in his
+boots, a proceeding which deceives no one. It is quite
+easy to judge of a man’s real mountaineering capacity
+by the way in which he attacks a steep grass
+slope. The unskilful person, who fancies himself perfectly
+at home amongst the intricacies of an ice-fall,
+will often candidly admit that he never can walk with
+well-balanced equilibrium on grass, a form of vegetable
+which, it might be thought in many instances
+of self-sufficient mountaineers, would naturally suit
+them. There is often real danger in such places,
+and not infrequently the wise man will demand the
+use of the rope, especially when there are any tired
+members among the party. There is no better way
+of learning how to preserve a proper balance on a
+slope than by practising on declivities of moderate
+steepness, and it is astonishing to find how often
+those who think they have little to learn, or, still
+worse, believe that there is nothing to learn, will find
+themselves in difficulties on a mountain-side, and
+forced to realise that they have got themselves into
+a rather humiliating position. We may have seen
+before now, all of us, distinguished cragsmen to
+whom an ascent of the Weisshorn or Matterhorn
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page246">[pg 246]</span><a name="Pg246" id="Pg246" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>was but a mere stroll, utterly pounded in botanical
+expeditions after Edelweiss, and compelled to regain a
+position of security by very ungraceful sprawls, or,
+worse still, have to resort to the unpardonable alternative
+of asking for assistance. It is on such places that
+the skill born of constant practice is best shown in the
+peasant as contrasted with the amateur; but the latter
+could easily acquire the art, were he not, as a rule, too
+high and mighty to do so. It is a great point, too, if the
+expedition is to be thoroughly enjoyed, to transport
+one’s self over the earlier part of the day’s climb with
+the least possible amount of exertion. The art possibly
+resembles that which, I am told, is acquired by those
+of ill-regulated minds, whom the force of circumstances
+and the interests of society compel to exercise themselves
+for a certain number of hours daily in that
+form of unproductive labour exemplified in the
+machine known as the treadmill. No doubt the very
+ardent mountaineer might find that facilities would
+be accorded to him during such time as he cannot
+visit the Alps of practising this art in the manner
+indicated.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The agile person’s vagaries</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Before long, the smooth unbroken snow slope leading
+up to the Col du Mont Rouge, glistening like a
+sheet of amber-coloured satin in the light of early
+dawn, came into sight. One of the party, who had complained
+throughout of the slow pace at which he had
+been going, and who was already far ahead, now went
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page247">[pg 247]</span><a name="Pg247" id="Pg247" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>through a singular performance. Conceiving that
+he would stimulate us to greater exertion by displaying
+his own agility, he suddenly shot forth, as
+an arrow from the bow, and ran at great speed on to
+the snow slope. But he had misjudged the hardness
+of the snow. It fell out, therefore, that after two
+or three curious flounders his limbs suddenly shot
+out to all points of the compass. A desperate effort
+to recall his members under control resulted only in
+his suddenly coiling up into a little round ball, like
+a spider in a state of nervousness, and in that
+shape descending with considerable momentum, and
+not a few bumps, down the slope over some knobby
+stones and on to a fortunately placed little grass
+ledge. When we joined him a few minutes later, he
+observed unblushingly that he had found a capital
+place for breakfast. So have I seen a skater, after
+performing a few exercises of a somewhat violent
+nature, resembling the dances performed by nigger
+minstrels wearing excessively long boots, suddenly sit
+down and instantly adjust a perfectly correctly
+applied strap. On resuming our journey the agile
+member was firmly secured with a rope, for fear, as
+we told him, that he should become possessed with
+a sudden idea to hunt for a suitable place for
+luncheon by resorting to his previous tactics. Somewhat
+crestfallen, he took a place in the rear of the
+caravan, and condescended to make use of the little
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page248">[pg 248]</span><a name="Pg248" id="Pg248" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>notches scraped out by the leader in the hard
+snow.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Ascent of the Ruinette</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A few minutes later the full sunlight of early
+morning burst upon us, and produced, as it always
+does on such occasions, a feeling of supreme contempt
+for those slothful individuals who had not got up
+as early as we had. This moment of exhilaration
+is often the very best of a whole expedition, and is
+apt to lead, I know not why, to an ebullition of
+feeling, which usually takes the form of horse-play
+and practical joking. A series of gentle slopes led us
+up to the Col. Our ascent took us gradually round the
+base of the Ruinette, and we cast anxious glances to
+our right to see if any practicable line of rocks could
+be made out. The mountain is tolerably steep from
+this side, but the rocks are broken and were bare of
+snow. On the summit of the Col the party divided, the
+agile person and some of the others deciding that they
+would go straight on to Arolla, while Burgener and I
+bespoke the services of the porter, and made straight
+for the long buttress of rock running down almost
+directly to the Col on the north-west face of the
+mountain. Half an hour’s complicated scrambling
+resulted in our attaining a little level plateau of
+rock on the ridge. As we looked down on to the
+great snow-field from which the Gétroz glacier takes
+its origin, we perceived, far away, the forms of our
+companions looking like a flight of driven grouse
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page249">[pg 249]</span><a name="Pg249" id="Pg249" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>about a quarter of a minute after the sportsman has
+missed them with both barrels. No doubt they were
+enjoying themselves thoroughly, but from our point of
+view the sight of some four or five individuals walking
+along at ten-foot intervals with bowed heads and
+plodding gait did not suggest any very consummate
+pleasure. Rejoicing, therefore, that they were making
+nice tracks for us to follow later in the day, we turned
+again to the rocks above. Following always the ridge,
+we clambered straight up, and found opportunities
+for very pretty gymnastics (that is, from our own
+point of view) on this part of the mountain. Our
+object was to select rocks that would give good practice
+in climbing, rather than to pick out the easiest
+possible line, and as a result we got into more than
+one difficult place, difficult enough at any rate to
+demand much conversation on the part of the guides.
+In about three hours from the Col we found ourselves
+looking over the arête on to the southern side of the
+mountain with a very compact and varied view in all
+directions. Close by, the long ridge of the Serpentine
+formed a fine foreground, and a wide expanse of
+glacier district made up a tolerably wild panorama.
+A few minutes’ climbing along the crest landed us
+above a deep notch filled in with soft snow. Into
+this we plunged, and in another minute or two
+stood on the summit of the Ruinette. So far as we
+knew at the time, the mountain had not previously
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page250">[pg 250]</span><a name="Pg250" id="Pg250" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>been ascended from the northern side, and, indeed,
+the peak does not appear to be visited nearly so often
+as it deserves. Following for the most part the
+same line as that taken during the ascent, we regained,
+in about a couple of hours, the Col. Here
+we hunted diligently, seeking what we might devour,
+and feeling sure that our friends would have left us
+something as a reward for our energy. It transpired,
+however, subsequently, that the agile person’s exertions
+had provoked in him such an appetite that there
+was little if anything to leave, so we followed the
+tracks laid out in the snow, noticing with some
+concern that one member of the previous party had
+sunk at every step some eighteen inches deeper into
+the soft compound than anybody else. By the marks
+on the snow we perceived, also, that he had trailed
+his axe along by his side, a sure sign of weariness.
+By sunset we had gained the Pas de Chévres, and ran
+gaily down the gentle slope towards the hotel. A
+little distance from the building we came so suddenly
+upon a manly form, outstretched, like a stranded
+star-fish, on a mossy bank, that we almost leaped upon
+his stomach. Yet he moved not, and was apparently
+wrapped in slumber. We stopped and crept cautiously
+up to survey him more closely. It was the agile
+person.
+</p>
+</div><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 4.00em; margin-top: 4.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page251">[pg 251]</span><a name="Pg251" id="Pg251" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc21" id="toc21"></a>
+ <a name="pdf22" id="pdf22"></a>
+<h2 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">2. </span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 144%; font-style: italic">A Little Maiden.</span></span></h2>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Saas in the olden days</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the old days of mountaineering, Saas was a
+place more often talked about than visited. The
+beauty of the scenery around was indeed unquestionable,
+the number of expeditions of every degree of difficulty
+seemed almost without limit, first-rate guides
+could be obtained with ease, and yet there was never
+any difficulty in finding quarters in the hotels. In
+ascending the main valley from Visp the great stream
+of travellers divided at Stalden into a large stream
+that made its way to Zermatt and a little rivulet that
+meandered along the much finer valley towards Saas
+and the Mattmark. It thus fell out that, notwithstanding
+a small body of indefatigable mountaineers
+had explored the higher peaks and passes on both
+sides of the valley with tolerable completeness, there
+was left a considerable number of smaller expeditions
+capable of providing good amusement for the climber
+desirous of acquiring fame or of exploring the less
+known districts. In these days, when the soaring
+ambition of mountaineers has led them to climb
+heights far greater than any found in the Alps, an
+account of an expedition of an unimportant peak may
+seem out of place. Indeed, its details were so devoid
+of sensational incident that the recital may be dull;
+but, as will appear directly, that is not the writer’s
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page252">[pg 252]</span><a name="Pg252" id="Pg252" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>fault; at any rate, he ventures to give it, for the same
+reason that invariably prompts youthful authors to
+write unnecessary books; that is, as they say in their
+preface, to supply a want long felt—a want, it may
+be stated, usually felt in their own pockets and nowhere
+else.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+With every respect to the older generation
+of mountaineers, they are much to blame in one
+matter. The stock of Alpine jokes is scanty; indeed,
+a well-read author can get them all, with a little arrangement,
+into the compass of one short description
+of a day in the mountains. Again, the number of
+Alpine subjects lending themselves to facetiousness is
+but small. The supply has been proved beyond
+question entirely inadequate to meet the demand, but
+former writers have recklessly drawn on this limited
+stock and entirely exhausted the topics, if not the
+readers. Some allowance may therefore be made
+when the position is considered, and it is realised that
+the writer is endeavouring to patch together a fabric
+with materials almost too threadbare for use, and that
+he is compelled wholly to pass by such attractive topics
+as the early start and consequent ill-temper, the dirty
+porter, the bergschrund, the use of tobacco, or the
+flea. The last-mentioned beast is in fact now universally
+prohibited from intrusion into polite Alpine
+literature; he has had his day. But why? he has
+surely some right to the place. An eminent French
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page253">[pg 253]</span><a name="Pg253" id="Pg253" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>composer<a id="noteref_6" name="noteref_6" href="#note_6"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">6</span></span></a> has written a ballad in his honour; but
+though, as old Hans Andersen wrote, he was much
+thought of at one time, and occupied a high position,
+seeing that he was in the habit of mixing with the
+human race, and might even have royal blood in his
+veins, yet he is now deposed. I cannot forbear from
+paying a last tribute to the memory of a departing,
+though formerly constant, companion. To find oneself
+obliged to cut the acquaintance of a friend whom I have
+fed with my own hand must give rise to some qualms.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Unfortunately, too, the older writings are too well
+known of many to be dished up again in altered form,
+like a Sunday dinner in the suburbs; so that even
+the most common form of originality, videlicet, forgetfulness
+of the source from which you are borrowing,
+is forbidden. Plagiarism is a crime that seldom is
+allowed to pass undetected. There are many people
+in this world possessed of such a small amount of
+originality themselves, that they spend their whole
+time in searching for the want of that quality in
+others. The human inhabitants of the ark, unless
+they made the most of their unexampled opportunities
+for the study of natural history, must have become
+desperately bored with each other, and no doubt,
+when set free, said all the good things, each in their
+own independent nucleus of commencing society, which
+they had heard while immured. On the whole, it is
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page254">[pg 254]</span><a name="Pg254" id="Pg254" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>fortunate for writers that the period known as the
+dark ages came to pass; it allowed those who commenced
+their career on this side of the hiatus to make,
+on the old lines, a perfectly fresh start.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A curious omission</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Perhaps no country in the world has had the
+minute topography of its uninhabited districts so
+thoroughly worked out as Switzerland. Beyond
+question the orography is more accurately given
+than anywhere else; in this respect, indeed, no
+other country can compare with it. It might seem,
+even to those who have studied the matter, almost
+impossible to find any corner of the Alps that has not
+been described; and the discovery that a few superficial
+square yards of Swiss territory, arranged on an
+incline, had not been discussed in detail came upon
+the writer with somewhat of a shock. It was clearly
+somebody’s duty to rectify the omission and fill the
+gap; whether the expedition was of importance from
+any point of view, or whether any one in the wide
+world had the smallest desire to read a description of
+it, was a matter of no moment whatever. There was
+a vacuum, and it was a thing abhorrent. The mountain,
+to which reference is made above, lies east of
+Saas, and is known to such of the inhabitants as have
+any knowledge of geography as the Portienhorn.
+Substantially this peak is the highest point of a long
+rocky ridge running north and south, and called the
+Portien Grat.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page255">[pg 255]</span><a name="Pg255" id="Pg255" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The chef’s masterpiece</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+One fine evening we sat outside the inn at Saas
+just before dinner, seriously discussing the prospect
+of climbing this mountain. The guides were of
+opinion that we ought to sleep out, and surmised
+that the rocks might be found much more difficult
+than they looked. With some reluctance on our part
+<a name="corr255" id="corr255" class="tei tei-anchor"></a><span class="tei tei-corr">their</span> views were allowed to prevail on the point, and
+they started off in triumph, promising to return and
+report when all the necessary preparations for starting
+should be completed, while we went in to prepare ourselves
+for the next day by an early dinner. The inn
+in those days was somewhat rude, and the cuisine was
+not remarkable save for the extraordinary faculty
+possessed by the chef for cooking anything that happened
+to come in his way, and reducing it all to the
+same level of tastelessness. On the present occasion,
+however, stimulated, no doubt, by certain critical
+rebukes, he had determined to surpass himself.
+Towards the end of the repast, as we sat chewing
+some little wooden toothpicks, which were found to
+have more flavour than anything else placed on the
+table, we heard the chef cross the yard and go into
+a certain little outhouse. A few minutes later a
+subtle and delicate aroma made its way into the
+apartment, leading us, after a few interrogative sniffs,
+to get up and close the window. Gradually the
+savour became more pronounced, and one of the party
+gave expression to his opinion that there was now
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page256">[pg 256]</span><a name="Pg256" id="Pg256" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>satisfactory proof of the accuracy of his constant
+statement that the drains were out of order. Gradually
+intensifying, the savour assumed the decided
+character of a smell, and we looked out of window
+to see in which direction the cemetery lay. Stronger
+and stronger grew the perception as steps came
+mounting up the stairs; the door opened, and all
+doubt was set at rest as the chef entered, bearing
+proudly a large cheese. In a moment, to his dismay,
+he was left undisputed master of the apartment.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">An evicted family</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We left Saas equipped as for a serious expedition.
+A stout rustic, who was the most preternaturally ugly
+man I ever saw, led the way; he had a very large
+mouth and an odd-shaped face, so that he resembled
+a frog with a skewer wedged across inside his cheeks.
+On his back he bore a bag full of very spiky straw,
+which the guides said was a mattress. In about an
+hour’s time we arrived at a carelessly built chalet on
+the Almagel Alp, of which the outside was repulsive
+and the inside revolting. But the experienced mountaineer,
+on such occasions, is not easily put out, and
+exhibits very little astonishment at anything he may
+see, and none at anything that he may smell. The
+hut consisted of a single apartment, furnished with a
+fireplace and a bed. The fireplace was situated in
+the centre of the room; the couch was separated by
+a dilapidated hoarding from a shed tenanted by a
+cow of insatiable appetite—indeed, it may have been
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page257">[pg 257]</span><a name="Pg257" id="Pg257" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>originally designed as a manger. The bed, which
+accommodated apparently the family of the tenant,
+was found on actual measurement to be forty-eight
+inches in length and twenty in width; nevertheless
+the two guides packed themselves into it, adopting in
+their recumbent position the theory that if you keep
+your head and your feet warm you are all right. By
+the flickering gleams of firelight it could be perceived
+through the smoke that these were the only portions
+of their frames actually in the bed owing to its excessive
+shortness; but guides share, with babies in
+perambulators, a happy faculty of being able to sleep
+peacefully whatever be the position of their heads.
+The dispossessed family of the tenant would not
+submit, notwithstanding strong remarks, to summary
+eviction, and watched our proceedings with much
+interest. It was pointed out to them that curiosity
+was a vicious quality, that it had been defined as
+looking over other people’s affairs and overlooking
+one’s own, and that, on the whole, they had better
+retire, which they did reluctantly, to a little shed in
+which was a large copper pot with other cheese-making
+accessories. Apparently they spent the night in
+scouring the copper pot.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The mattress proved to be so tightly packed that
+it was easier, on the whole, to lie awake under it than
+to sleep on the top of it, and less painful. About
+4 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">A.M.</span></span> one of the guides incautiously moved his head,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page258">[pg 258]</span><a name="Pg258" id="Pg258" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>and having thus disturbed his equilibrium fell heavily
+on to the floor. Thereupon he woke up and said it
+was time to start. We bade a cheerful adieu to our
+host, who was obtaining such repose as could be got
+by the process of leaning against the doorpost, and
+made our way upwards.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On the south side of the Portienhorn a long and
+rough rocky ridge, preserving a tolerably uniform
+height, extends as far as the Sonnighorn. Ultimately
+the ridge, still running in a southerly direction,
+curves slightly round to the west up to the
+Monte Moro, and thus forms the head of the Saas
+valley. There are several unimportant peaks in this
+ridge perhaps equally worthy, with the Portienhorn,
+of a place in literature; but of all the points south of
+the Weissmies this Portienhorn is perhaps the most
+considerable, and certainly the most difficult of access.
+At any rate, we climbed the peak, and this is how we
+did it.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A short cut after a knife</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It was clear that the southern ridge was more
+feasible than the northern one, which drops to a col
+known as the Zwischbergen Pass, and then rises
+again to merge into the mass of the Weissmies. The
+whole of the western slope of the Portienhorn is
+covered by the Rothblatt Glacier, the ice of which is
+plastered up against its sides. We kept to the left of
+the termination of this glacier, and after a brief look
+round turned our steps away from the rock buttress
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page259">[pg 259]</span><a name="Pg259" id="Pg259" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>forming the northern boundary of the glacier, though
+we were of opinion that we might by this line ascend
+the mountain; but we nevertheless selected the southern
+ridge, on the same principle that the sportsman,
+perfectly capable of flying across any obstacle, however
+high, sometimes, out of consideration no doubt for his
+horse, elects to follow somebody else through a gap.
+In good time we reached a point about halfway up
+the side of the mountain, and halted at the upper
+edge of a sloping patch of snow. It was fortunate
+that we had ample time to spare, for considerable
+delay was experienced here. Burgener had become
+newly possessed of a remarkable knife, which he was
+perpetually taking out of his pocket and admiring
+fondly; in fact, it provided material for conversation
+to the guides for the whole day. The knife was an
+intricate article, and strikingly useless, being weak in
+the joints; but nevertheless Burgener was vastly
+proud of the weapon, and valued it as much as an
+ugly man does a compliment. In the middle of
+breakfast the treasure suddenly slipped out of his
+hand, and started off down the slope. With a yell of
+anguish he bounded off after it, and went down the
+rocks in a manner and at a pace that only a guide in
+a state of excitement can exhibit. The incident was
+trivial, but it impressed on me the extraordinary
+powers of sure-footedness and quickness on rocks that
+a good guide possesses. An amateur might have
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page260">[pg 260]</span><a name="Pg260" id="Pg260" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>climbed after these men the whole day, and have
+thought that he was nearly as good as they, but he
+could no more have gone down a couple of hundred
+feet as this guide did without committing suicide,
+than he could have performed a double-three backwards
+the first time he put on skates. He might, indeed, have
+gone backwards, but he would not have achieved his
+double-three. Turning northwards the moment we
+were on the arête, we made our way, with a good deal
+of scrambling, upwards. The rocks were firm and
+good, and, being dry, gave no great difficulty. Still
+they were far from easy, and now and again there
+were short passages sufficiently troublesome to yield
+the needed charm to a mountain climb, difficult
+enough at any rate to make us leave our axes behind
+and move one at a time. But how have the times
+altered since our expedition was made! Nowadays
+such a climb would be more fitly mentioned casually
+after dinner as <span class="tei tei-q">“a nice little walk before church,”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“a
+capital after-breakfast scramble,”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“a stroll strongly recommended
+to persons of an obese habit,”</span> and so forth.
+Nevertheless, there is a very distinct pleasure in
+climbing up a peak of this sort—greater, perhaps, than
+may be found on many of the more highly rated,
+formidable, and, if the truth be told, fashionable
+mountains; for the expedition was throughout interesting,
+and the contrast between the view to the west
+where the Mischabelhörner reared up their massive
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page261">[pg 261]</span><a name="Pg261" id="Pg261" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>forms, and to the east looking towards Domo d’Ossola
+and the Italian lake district, was one to repay a
+climber who has eyes as well as limbs. The crest
+was in places tolerably sharp, and we were forced at
+times to adopt the expedient, conventionally supposed
+to be the only safe one in such cases, of bestriding
+the rock edge. It should be stated, however, that,
+as usual on such occasions, when we desired to progress
+we discarded this position, and made our way
+onwards in the graceful attitude observed at the seaside
+in those who are hunting on the sand for marine
+specimens. And thus we arrived ultimately at the
+top, where we gave way to a properly regulated amount
+of subdued enthusiasm, proportionate to the difficulty
+and height of the vanquished mountain. No trace of
+previous travellers could be found on the summit. It
+was a maiden ascent. Doubtless the mythical and
+ubiquitous chamois-hunter had been up before us, for
+at the time I write of the district was noted for
+chamois; but even if he had, it makes no difference.
+We have found it long since necessary to look upon
+ascents stated to have been made by chamois-hunters
+as counting for nothing, and in the dearth of new peaks
+in the Alps, have to resort to strange devices and
+strained ideas for novelty. Thus, a mountain in the
+present day can be the means of bringing glory and
+honour to many climbers. For instance:—
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page262">[pg 262]</span><a name="Pg262" id="Pg262" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+ <table summary="This is a table" cellspacing="0" class="tei tei-table" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em"><colgroup span="3"></colgroup><tbody><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">A</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">climbs it</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">First ascent.</td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">B</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">ascends it</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">First recorded ascent.</td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">C</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">goes up it</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">First ascent from the other side.</td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">D</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">combines A and C’s
+ expedition</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">First time that the peak has
+ been <span class="tei tei-q">“colled.”</span></td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">E</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">scrambles up the
+ wrong way</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">First ascent by the E.N.E.
+ arête.</td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">F</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">climbs it in the ordinary
+ way</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">First ascent by an Englishman,
+ or first ascent without guides.</td>
+ </tr><tr class="tei tei-row">
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">G</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">is dragged up by his
+ guides</td>
+ <td class="tei tei-cell">First real ascent; because all
+ the others were ignorant of
+the topographical details, and
+G’s peak is nearly three feet
+higher than any other point.
+</td>
+ </tr></tbody></table>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Many more might be added; probably in the
+future many more will, for, in modern mountaineering
+phrase, the Portienhorn <span class="tei tei-q">“goes all over.”</span> By 4 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 75%">P.M.</span></span>
+we were back again in the Saas valley.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It seems, as I write, only yesterday that all this
+happened. But a regular revolution has really taken
+place. There can be no question, I think, that fewer
+real mountaineers are to be found in the old <span class="tei tei-q">“playground”</span>
+than formerly. Still, there are not wanting
+climbers, all of them apparently of the first rank.
+For among the high Alps now, even as on the dramatic
+stage of to-day, there are no amateurs.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The amateur</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A curious human fungus that has grown up
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page263">[pg 263]</span><a name="Pg263" id="Pg263" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>suddenly of late is the emancipated schoolboy spoken
+of by a certain, principally feminine, clique of admirers
+as <span class="tei tei-q">“such a wonderful actor, you know.”</span> Very learned
+is he in the technicalities of the stage. The perspiring
+audience in the main drawing-room he alludes to as
+<span class="tei tei-q">“those in front.”</span> He knows what <span class="tei tei-q">“battens”</span> are, and
+<span class="tei tei-q">“flies,”</span> and <span class="tei tei-q">“tormentors,”</span> and <span class="tei tei-q">“spider-traps.”</span> He endeavours
+to imitate well-known actors, but does not
+imitate the laborious process by which these same
+artists arrive at successful results. But we all know
+him, and are aware also, at any rate by report, of his
+overweening vanity, and the manner in which he
+intrudes his conception of <span class="tei tei-q">“Hamlet”</span> or <span class="tei tei-q">“Richelieu”</span>
+on a longsuffering public. Without the slightest
+knowledge technically of how to walk, talk, sit down,
+go off, or come on, he rushes on the boards possessed
+solely of such qualifications for his task as may arise
+in a brain fermenting with conceit. Critics he regards
+as persons existing solely for the purpose of crushing
+him, and showing ill-tempered hostility born of envy.
+The judicious, if they accept and weakly avail themselves
+of orders, can but grieve and marvel that there
+should exist that curious state of folly which prompts
+a man to exhibit it before the world, or even to thrust
+it upon his fellow-creatures. Some men are born
+foolish—a pity, no doubt, but the circumstances are
+beyond their own control; some achieve a reputation
+for lack of wisdom, and even make it pay; but some
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page264">[pg 264]</span><a name="Pg264" id="Pg264" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>thrust their folly on others, and to such no quarter
+need be given. The self-constituted exponent of a
+most difficult art is not a whit more ridiculous than
+the boy or man who rushes at a difficult peak before
+he has learnt the elements of mountaineering science.
+A man may become a good amateur actor if he will
+consent to devote his leisure to ascertaining what
+there is to learn, and trying to learn it; and a man
+may become a good mountaineer by adopting the
+same line of action. But this is rarely the case. Too
+often they forget that, as a late president of the
+Alpine Club remarked, <span class="tei tei-q">“life is a great opportunity,
+not to be thrown away lightly.”</span> It is said sometimes
+by unreflecting persons that such institutions as the
+Alpine Club are responsible for the misfortunes and
+calamities that have arisen from time to time, and
+may still arise. But there has been a good example
+set if recruits would only turn to it; for the mountaineers
+in the old style, speaking of a generation
+that climbs but little in these days, did what it is
+the fashion now to call their <span class="tei tei-q">“work”</span> thoroughly—too
+thoroughly and completely, perhaps, to please altogether
+their successors. Novelty in the mountains of Switzerland
+may be exhausted, but there are still too
+many expeditions of which, because they have been
+done once or twice, the danger is not adequately
+recognised. If these remarks, written in no captious
+spirit, but rather with the strongest desire to lay
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page265">[pg 265]</span><a name="Pg265" id="Pg265" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>stress on truths that are too often ignored, should
+lead any aspiring but unpractised mountaineer to
+pause and reflect before he tries something beyond
+his strength and capabilities, some little good will at
+least have been done. It is not that the rules are
+unknown; they are simple, short, ready to hand, and
+intelligible; but the penalty that may be exacted for
+breaking any of them is a terribly heavy one—<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">absit
+omen.</span></span>
+</p>
+</div>
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page266">[pg 266]</span><a name="Pg266" id="Pg266" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc23" id="toc23"></a>
+ <a name="pdf24" id="pdf24"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER VIII.</span></h1>
+
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY</span></h1>
+
+<div class="tei tei-argument" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em"><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+Long </span><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">waits</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%"> and entr’actes—The Mont Buet as an unknown
+mountain—We hire carriages—A digression on a stationary
+vehicle—A straggling start—The incomplete moralist—The niece
+to the moralist—A discourse on gourmets—An artistic interlude—We
+become thoughtful, and reach the height of sentiment and
+the top of the Mont Buet—Some other members of the party—The
+mountaineers perform—How glissading ambition did o’erleap
+itself—A vision on the summit—The moralist leaves us for
+a while—Entertainment at the Bérard Chalet—View of the
+Aiguille Verte—The end of the journey.
+</span></p></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A fair critic—in the matter of sex—discussing a
+recently published work with the author, remarked
+that it was the most charming book she had ever
+read. <span class="tei tei-q">“I was told it would not interest me,”</span> she
+remarked most seriously to him, <span class="tei tei-q">“but really I found
+it delightful: there are such lovely wide margins to
+the pages, you know.”</span> On much the same principle a
+highly intelligent lady, noted for her theatrical discrimination,
+once remarked that she liked those
+theatres best which afforded the longest entr’actes.
+So in the Alps we felt from time to time the necessity,
+between the more stirring episodes resulting from
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page267">[pg 267]</span><a name="Pg267" id="Pg267" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>higher mountaineering, to interpose minor expeditions,
+on which no less care and thought was often lavished
+to make them worthy of pursuit. These were our
+entr’actes. Of such expeditions it is customary to say
+that they are the most enjoyable of any undertaken.
+Without going so far as this, it may be conceded that
+they have a pleasure of their own, and it is at least
+no more difficult to discover a novel form of sub-Alpine
+expedition than to vary the details of a big
+climb. One of these episodes, undertaken while we
+were barred from the higher mountains by a fall
+of snow, consisted in a night attack on the Mont
+Buet.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Mont Buet</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Now the Mont Buet, although it lies close to the
+regular highway to Chamouni from the Rhone valley,
+is a peak but rarely even seen of the ordinary tourist;
+and, considering the numbers of our countrymen
+that flock to the village whence they imagine that
+they see the summit of Mont Blanc, the English folk
+who make the ascent are strangely few. Yet the walk
+is not a laborious one; not more fatiguing, for
+example, than the tramp from Martigny to Chamouni
+over the Col de Balme on a hot day. Fashion in the
+mountains is very conservative, and probably it is too
+late in the day now to hope that this mountain will
+ever gain all the reputation it deserves, for, though
+comparatively unknown, its praises have been by no
+means left unsung. Possibly the lowness of the guides’
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page268">[pg 268]</span><a name="Pg268" id="Pg268" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>tariff for the peak may have something to do with the
+matter, and may serve to explain why it is so much
+left out in the cold; for this is a very potent agent
+in determining the attractiveness of special localities.
+How many go to Chamouni, and never wander along
+one of the most beautiful sylvan paths in the Alps,
+that leads to the Glacier des Bossons through the
+woods, where the view, as the spectator suddenly finds
+himself confronted with the huge stream of pure
+glacier, topped by a most magnificent ice-fall, and
+backed by the crags of the Aiguille du Midi, compares
+by no means unfavourably with the more frequently
+photographed panorama from the Montanvert. Ask
+a dozen persons at haphazard who are staying at
+Chamouni where the Mont Buet is, and ten out of the
+number will be unable to answer you. But the
+pictures hung on the line are not invariably the best
+in an exhibition; and the Mont Buet is a masterpiece,
+so to speak, <span class="tei tei-q">“skied.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">We hire carriages</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our party that summer at Chamouni was a large
+one, for we had stayed a long time in the hotel, and
+knew, as the phrase goes, a great many to speak to—quite
+a different thing to answering for them. We
+conceived the plan of so timing our modest expedition
+as to arrive on the summit of the Mont Buet about
+sunset. It was agreed by some members of the party
+that it would be <span class="tei tei-q">“such fun, you know,”</span> to come down
+in the dark. The inference to be gathered from this
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page269">[pg 269]</span><a name="Pg269" id="Pg269" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>is that the party was not exclusively composed of the
+male sex. Two of us, reputed to be good at a bargain,
+were deputed to charter carriages to convey
+the members of the expedition up to Argentière,
+where the ascent commenced. The carriages of
+Chamouni, though no doubt practical and well suited
+to the mountain roads, were not found to be of
+uniform excellence. Availing ourselves of a proper
+<a name="corr269" id="corr269" class="tei tei-anchor"></a><span class="tei tei-corr">introduction</span>, we made the temporary acquaintance
+of an individual interested officially in vehicular
+traffic, who possessed that remarkable insight into
+character noticeable in all who are concerned with
+horses, and knew exactly what we wanted without any
+preliminary explanation on our part. <span class="tei tei-q">“Voilà votre
+affaire,”</span> he said, and indicated a machine that would
+have been out of date when the first <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">char-à-banc</span></span> was
+constructed. We inquired if the somewhat unsavoury
+load (it had, apparently, been in recent requisition
+for farming purposes) which the cart contained might
+be removed, and he said there was no objection to
+this. <span class="tei tei-q">“See,”</span> said the proprietor, <span class="tei tei-q">“the seats have
+backs.”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“But they tip up,”</span> we remonstrated. <span class="tei tei-q">“That
+is nothing,”</span> rejoined the proprietor; <span class="tei tei-q">“they can be tied
+down: the carriage is good, and has gone many miles.
+However, Monsieur is evidently particular; he shall
+be satisfied. Behold!”</span> and the proprietor threw
+open the creaking door of a shed, and revealed to
+our gaze a pretentious landau with faded linings and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page270">[pg 270]</span><a name="Pg270" id="Pg270" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>wheels which did not seem to be circular. This
+<span class="tei tei-q">“machine,”</span> he assured us, it would be hard to equal
+for locomotive purposes. Two strange beasts were
+connected to it, chiefly, as it seemed, by bits of string.
+One of the animals was supported on two very puffy
+hind legs and two very tremulous fore-legs, and
+seemed perpetually on the point of going down on
+its knees to supplicate that it might be allowed to go
+no further. Its companion was a horse of the most
+gloomy nature, that no amount of chastisement could
+stir from a despondent and pensive frame of mind.
+Both these treasures had a capacity for detecting an
+upward incline that was marvellously acute. Then
+there was a structure like a magnified perambulator,
+of which one wheel was afflicted with a chronic propensity
+for squeaking, while the other described a
+curious serpentine track as it rolled along. Not
+being, however, in any particular hurry, we decided
+to avail ourselves of such assistance as these vehicles
+might afford, and did, as a matter of fact, ultimately
+reach our destination, if not in, at least with them.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The incomplete moralist</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+From Argentière we followed the familiar track of
+the Tête Noire for some little distance, and then bore
+away to the left up the valley leading towards the Bérard
+Chalet. The party, which had kept well together for
+the first few minutes after parting with the carriages,
+were soon straggling off in every direction, and the
+chief organiser of the expedition, desperately anxious
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page271">[pg 271]</span><a name="Pg271" id="Pg271" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>lest some should go astray and be no more found, ran
+to and fro from one little group to another, and got
+into a highly excitable frame of mind, like a busily
+minded little dog when first taken out for a walk.
+Chief among the more erratic members was an
+elderly person who had, unwisely, been asked to join
+the party for no very definite reason, but because
+some one had said that it would be obviously incomplete
+without him. The old gentleman had no
+previous experience of mountain walks, but had very
+complete theories on the subject. He had made
+great preparations for his day’s climb, had carefully
+dieted himself the day previously, and was not a little
+proud of his equipment and attire. He was furnished
+with a spiked umbrella, a green tin box, and
+a particularly thin pair of boots; for he wished to
+prove the accuracy of a theory that man, being
+descended from the apes, might properly use his feet
+as prehensile members, and he held that this additional
+aid would prove valuable on rocks. It was currently
+reported, notwithstanding his loquacity, that he was
+a very wise person, and indeed he dropped hints himself,
+which he was much annoyed if we did not take,
+on the subject of a projected literary work. We were
+given to understand that the publishers were all
+hankering after the same, and he had a manner in
+conversation of tentatively quoting passages and
+watching eagerly for the effects. He was known to
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page272">[pg 272]</span><a name="Pg272" id="Pg272" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>us as the incomplete moralist, and proved to be a
+very didactic person.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The niece to the moralist</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+But this was not all; there was one other member
+of the party, who may be described, as in the old-fashioned
+list of the <span class="tei tei-q">“Dramatis Personæ,”</span> as <span class="tei tei-q">“niece to
+the moralist.”</span> Somehow or another, she seemed to
+lead everything; instinctively all gave way to her
+wishes, and even the chief organiser looked to her for
+confirmation of his opinions before enunciating them
+with decision. Bright, impulsive, wilful, she led the
+moralist, subjectively speaking, whither she would, and
+he had no chance at all. <span class="tei tei-q">“She ought not to have
+come at all on such an expedition,”</span> he said, looking at
+the light, fragile form ahead; <span class="tei tei-q">“but you know you can’t
+persuade a butterfly to take systematic exercise, and
+everything seems to give her so much pleasure;”</span> and
+here the moralist looked rather wistful, and somehow
+the artificiality seemed to fade away from him for the
+moment. <span class="tei tei-q">“Such of us,”</span> he resumed, <span class="tei tei-q">“as stay long
+enough in this world cease to have much hopefulness;
+and when that quality shows up too strong in the
+young, such as that child yonder, somehow I don’t
+think they often——”</span> Here he paused abruptly, and,
+selecting a meat lozenge from a store in his tin box,
+put it into his mouth and apparently swallowed it at
+once; at any rate, he gulped down something. It
+must be allowed that the moralist had done his best
+to prevent his charge from accompanying the party.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page273">[pg 273]</span><a name="Pg273" id="Pg273" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>She had been reminded of what learned doctors had
+said, that she was not to exert herself; that certain
+persons, vaguely alluded to, would be very angry, and
+so forth. The moralist had been talked down in two
+minutes. He might as well have pointed out to
+the little budding leaflets the unwisdom of mistaking
+warm days in March for commencing summer; and,
+finally, he had surrendered at discretion, fencing himself
+in with some stipulations as to warm cloaks,
+<span class="tei tei-q">“this once only,”</span> and the like, which he knew would
+not be attended to. So she came, and her eager
+brightness shed a radiance over the most commonplace
+objects, and infected the most prosaic of the
+party, even a young lady of varied accomplishments,
+who distinguished herself later on. After all, if the
+flame burned a little more brightly at the expense of
+a limited stock of fuel, was there anything to regret?
+Tone down such brightness as hers was, and you have
+but an uncut diamond, or a plant that may possibly
+last a little longer because its blossom, its fruit, and
+with them its beauties, have been cut off to preserve
+the dull stem to the utmost. Check the natural
+characteristics and outflow of such natures, and you
+force them to the contemplation of what is painful
+and gloomy. You bring them back fully to this
+world, and it is their greatest privilege to be but half
+in it, and to have eyes blind to the seamy side. The
+Alpine rose-glow owes its fascination to the fact that
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page274">[pg 274]</span><a name="Pg274" id="Pg274" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>we know it will soon fade. So is it with these natures.
+They are to be envied. We may hold it truth with
+him who sings, <span class="tei tei-q">“Better fifty years of Europe than a
+cycle of Cathay.”</span> But the parallel is not strictly
+true: the brightness will not fade, but will be there
+to the end, and the streak of sadness running through
+it all gives the fascination. So the wit that approaches
+nearest to pathos touches us most deeply, and is one
+of the rarest of intellectual talents. With what a
+thrill of mixed, but yet pleasurable, sensation do we
+recall the timely jest of a lost friend. But all this
+has nothing to do with a holiday expedition in the
+Alps. Still, it must be remembered, we were on a
+sentimental journey in the mountains.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Before long the chief organiser, seizing an opportunity
+when most of the stragglers were within earshot,
+announced at the top of his voice that luncheon
+would be served on certain flat rocks. This had the
+immediate effect of uniting our scattered forces. The
+first to arrive (the moralist was slow of foot) were
+some gallant members of the high mountaineering
+fraternity, who throughout the day evinced astounding
+activity, and an unwonted desire to carry burdens
+on their backs. Secretly they were burning with an
+ambition to display their prowess on some <span class="tei tei-q">“mauvais
+pas,”</span> or glissade, an ambition rewarded later on in a
+somewhat remarkable manner. The rock was spread,
+the moralist selected a comfortable place, and,
+stimu<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page275">[pg 275]</span><a name="Pg275" id="Pg275" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>lated by the appearance of the viands, favoured us
+with certain extracts.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A discourse on gourmets</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“There are many,”</span> he observed, holding a large
+piece of pie to his mouth and eyeing it to select an
+appropriate place for the next bite, <span class="tei tei-q">“who hold that
+the sense of taste is not one to which we should much
+minister. I do not hold with such;”</span> and here he
+found the right spot, and for a minute or two the
+thread of his discourse was broken off. <span class="tei tei-q">“The painter
+blends colours to please the sense of sight; the
+musician studies harmonies of sound to please the
+ear; each appeals to but one of our imperfect senses,
+and yet we think much of them for so doing; we
+compliment them, and give them the appellation of
+artists. Now the worthy person who dexterously
+compounded this article, of which, alas! I hold now
+but little in my hand, appeals not to a single but to
+a twofold sense; he ministers alike to taste and to
+smell, and I must own, after a toilsome walk, with
+commendable results. He is an artist in the highest
+sense of the word; his merits, to my thinking, are
+but inadequately recognised in this world. I am convinced
+that they will be more so in another. The
+gourmet’s paradise shall provide for him a cherubic
+state of existence; then shall he have all the pleasure
+that the palate can afford without any ill-omened
+presage of subsequent discomfort; for, thrice happy
+that he will be, digestion will be an anatomical
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page276">[pg 276]</span><a name="Pg276" id="Pg276" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>impossibility.”</span> It may be remarked parenthetically
+that the possession of a gigantic brain had not
+obviated, in the case of the moralist, the deleterious
+effects of sour wine. But the moralist was not, as yet,
+much of a cherub.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+As the speaker showed unmistakable signs of
+continuing his discourse, which had been chiefly
+directed at a youth of whom we only knew that he
+was some one’s brother, if the opportunity were
+afforded, a sudden and general move was made, and
+the proposal that a short adjournment should take
+place previous to resuming our upward journey found
+instant favour. The chief organiser was by common
+consent left to pack up. Straightway the ladies all
+produced little sketch-books, and fell very vigorously
+to recording their impressions of the scenery around;
+whilst the moralist, already somewhat stiff, wandered
+from one group to the other and favoured them with
+his suggestions. The result of half an hour’s work
+with pencil and brush was to produce diagrams of
+certain objects which looked uncommonly like telegraph
+poles with cross bars attached, but which were
+coloured of a vivid green, and were thus obviously
+intended for fir trees. The moralist, not finding that
+his remarks were met with much favour by the artists,
+selected an ascetic who sat apart from the others, and
+delivered his next discourse into his inattentive but
+uncomplaining ear.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page277">[pg 277]</span><a name="Pg277" id="Pg277" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">An artistic interlude</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“It seems strange to me,”</span> he remarked, <span class="tei tei-q">“that those
+who are wholly unable to depict, even in the most
+elementary manner, the commonplace objects around
+them, are for ever seen in the Alps striving after the
+most impossible art problems. If so great a stimulus
+is needed, a poor result may be confidently anticipated.”</span>
+(Here the moralist made a fourth attempt to
+light a very curious native cigar.) <span class="tei tei-q">“If it takes the
+sight of Nature in her sublimest phase, as seen in the
+Alps, to stimulate our friends here to show their art,
+why, then they haven’t much of it. A milestone
+should be sufficient for the purpose, but it seems that
+they require a Matterhorn; and it may be gathered,
+from what I have heard you and your companions
+say, that what is true of Alpine art is true also of
+Alpine climbing, and that the <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">dilettanti</span></span> will never take
+the trouble to learn how much there is to learn. Our
+friends here try to paint a glacier, and have not the
+most elementary idea of its anatomy. They represent
+vast panoramas, and know nothing of distance;
+they——”</span> But here the moralist, in the excitement of
+his discourse, turned a little white, probably from the
+depth of his feelings; and, throwing away his cigar,
+walked off alone, and was discovered shortly after
+perspiring a good deal, and crumpled up in a somewhat
+limp and helpless state.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The books were packed up, for the sun was setting
+low, and the party wended their way up the steep
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page278">[pg 278]</span><a name="Pg278" id="Pg278" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>grass slope till the first great dome of the Mont Buet
+came well into sight. Far ahead was the niece,
+seemingly unconscious of the effects that the exertion
+of climbing told on her slight frame. She was apparently
+unaware of any companions around, though
+watchful eyes and strong hands were always near lest
+any mischance should befall. She spoke to no one.
+Nature absorbed all her faculties as she went on with
+cheeks rather flushed, and bright, dilated eyes drinking
+in every object and every point of beauty. As an
+artist in the exercise of his craft makes the outside
+world acquainted with beauties ever present to his
+eyes, so did the effect on her of the wondrous lights
+and shades and colours around call up new thoughts
+and reveal fresh marvels in the panorama to others,
+though well acquainted with such Alpine scenes.
+The spell caught one after another, till the whole
+party, all held by the same unsuspected fascination,
+walked silently on, while the majestic splendour
+around inspired an awe in the mind that even those
+most familiar with the marvels of nature in the
+mountains had never felt before. The mere recognition
+of the fact that the same thought or emotion
+is passing simultaneously through the minds of many
+is in itself so striking, that the impression so caused
+will not ever be effaced from the mind. A crowded
+hall is waiting for the advent of the orator of the
+occasion, and there enters an old man whose name
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page279">[pg 279]</span><a name="Pg279" id="Pg279" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>and work were familiar to all. Instantly, and as if
+by magic, all present rose to their feet in token of
+respect. No word was spoken, no signal given. The
+matter may seem slight, but the scene was one that
+those present will never forget. The most hideous
+part of the punishment in the old days to the criminal
+must have been the moment when, as he stepped
+through the last door, the sea of faces below him
+upturned simultaneously with a howl of execration.
+And all these thoughts were called up by the fact that
+one consumptive girl was a member of our mountain
+party. Well, such was the case, and it made the
+expedition different in many ways from any that we
+had ever undertaken, but not perhaps the less worthy
+of remembrance.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">We become thoughtful</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“It looks a long way off,”</span> observed the moralist,
+gazing despondently upwards. <span class="tei tei-q">“Do you say that the
+object of our expedition is to climb up to that eminence
+yonder? I fear lest some of the weaker
+members of the party should fail.”</span> (The moralist was
+now the penultimate member of the party, the absolute
+rear being brought up by one of the guides, who was
+pushing him up with the head of his axe. The youth
+to whom he was in the habit of addressing his
+discourses had in a revengeful mood offered similar
+assistance; but the youth wore such a saturnine look
+when he made the suggestion, that it was declined
+hastily with thanks.) <span class="tei tei-q">“I think that if I took a little
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page280">[pg 280]</span><a name="Pg280" id="Pg280" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>wine”</span>—here he took all that was left—<span class="tei tei-q">“this feeling of
+disinclination to move might conceivably pass off, and
+I could then encourage some of the others on what is
+clearly to them an arduous expedition. Ah me! but
+these little stones are excessively sharp to the feet;
+let us turn off on to the snow. I have heard that it is
+possible to walk uphill on such a medium, and yet
+scarce recognise the fact.”</span> By this time most of the
+party were well on to the first summit, and the glories
+of the sunset, from a point of view which it would be
+hard to match in all the mountains, were beginning to
+display themselves to the full. The higher we ascended
+the more did the eternal mass of white snow on the
+other side of the valley develop and tower above us.
+Two or three of the more active members were
+floundering in the deep snow along the ridge uniting
+the two summits, and finding it, if the truth be told,
+no small matter to keep pace with the niece, who
+skimmed lightly over the surface. Gallantry and the
+desire to keep up their reputation forbade that they
+should fall to the rear, or allow the rope to tighten
+unduly; but their superior mountaineering experience
+seemed not a little in danger of being counterbalanced
+by their superior weight. All over the rocks on the
+Sixt side a thin grey veil of mist seemed to hang,
+making the cliffs appear still more vertical than nature
+had moulded them, and tinting the crags at the same
+time with a deep purple colour.
+</p><a name="fig282" id="fig282" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em"></p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="text-align: center"><img src="images/illo_180.jpg" alt="A vision on a summit" title="A VISION ON A SUMMIT" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">A VISION ON A SUMMIT</div></div>
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page281">[pg 281]</span><a name="Pg281" id="Pg281" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A vision on the summit</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the foreground, looking south, the long jagged
+line of the Aiguilles Rouges cut off the view into the
+Chamouni valley, and threw up still higher and more
+into relief the minor peaks of the Mont Blanc chain.
+We huddled together on the summit, while there
+seemed hardly time to turn to all points of the
+compass to survey the effects. The emotional members
+of the party came out strong, and the young
+lady of varied accomplishments, who was adjudged by
+the others to be of poetic temperament, as she was
+fond of alluding rather vaguely to unknown Italian
+geniuses, burst forth into ecstasies. However, one or
+two of us had rather lost faith in her historical knowledge
+and her profound acquaintance with mediæval
+art on hearing her discourse learnedly to the vacuous
+youth on Savonarola as an artist of great repute, and
+on discovering that in the family circle she was held
+in submission by an Italianised English governess—discreetly
+left at the hotel. A formidable person,
+this preceptress, of austere demeanour, with a dyspeptic
+habit, highly pomatumed ringlets, and evangelistic
+tendencies—a triple combination not infrequently
+met with. Still, no one paid any attention to
+the accomplished young lady, for an object in the foreground
+of the great picture riveted the gaze of most
+of us. The niece had advanced a few steps from the
+rest of the party, and stood a little apart on the
+summit ridge of the mountain, her slight form
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page282">[pg 282]</span><a name="Pg282" id="Pg282" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>brought out in strong relief against the many-tinted
+sky. The folds of her dress fluttered back in the
+light breeze, and the night wind as it came sighing
+over the crest had loosened her veil and tossed it
+upwards. Mechanically as she raised her hand to
+draw it back, the thin arm and hand seemed to point
+upwards to something beyond what we could see.
+Instinctively the others all drew back a few paces, and
+closed in together as they watched the motionless
+form. The sunset glories were more than we could
+realise, but somehow we felt that she was gazing with
+fixed eyes far, far beyond these—into a pure and
+passionless region, beyond the mental grasp of the
+profoundest theologian depending on his own acquired
+knowledge. As we looked, though she moved no
+limb, her breath came faster and faster. One or two
+of us made a start forwards, but at that moment the
+last red glow vanished from the belt of fleecy cloud
+hanging in mid-sky. Lower down, the limestone
+cliffs seemed strangely desolate as the icy hand of
+night spread over them. The breeze suddenly
+dropped and died away. She stamped her foot on
+the snow, and with a quick movement of the head
+seemed to come back again to the scene around.
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Let us go,”</span> she said, half petulantly. Silently the
+party arranged themselves in order as we wended our
+way back along the ridge. We had seen a sight that
+lingered in the mind, and that was not easily to be
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page283">[pg 283]</span><a name="Pg283" id="Pg283" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>erased from the memory. As we walked along
+we gradually drew closer and closer together, prompted
+by some feeling that all seemed to share alike—as if
+the recollection of what we had just seen had dazed
+the mind, and brought us face to face with some
+influence beyond our ordinary thoughts, and as if
+with nearer union we should not feel so powerless and
+insignificant. But the glories of that sunset from the
+Mont Buet, a scene within the reach of all of very
+moderate walking ability, were far beyond the power
+of any language to describe, and beyond the province
+of any discreet writer to attempt. The twilight
+gathered in fast, and the snow already felt more crisp
+under foot. The roll-call was held, and it was discovered
+that the only absentees were the moralist and
+his propelling companion. At this point two of the
+skilled mountaineers of the party recognised their
+opportunity, and were not slow to seize it. Secretly
+they had felt that no suitable occasion had hitherto
+offered of displaying their prowess, so they volunteered
+to perform a glissade for the amusement and
+instruction of the others. The ladies clapped their
+hands gleefully, and the youth, who did not know
+how to glissade, looked sinister. Accordingly the
+skilful ones made their way to a steep snow slope, and
+started off with great speed and dexterity, amidst the
+admiring plaudits of the less acrobatically minded
+members. But the course of their true descent did
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page284">[pg 284]</span><a name="Pg284" id="Pg284" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>not run entirely smooth, for before half the downward
+journey was accomplished the foremost member was
+observed suddenly to propel himself wildly into the
+air, performing a remarkable antic—similar to those
+known of street Arabs as cart-wheels—and the remainder
+of the journey to the foot of the slope was
+performed with about the grace of a floating log
+descending a mountain torrent. Nor was this all;
+the rearmost man, apparently also possessed by an
+identical frenzy, leaped forth into the air at precisely
+the same spot and in precisely the same manner.
+Had it not been that they were known to be highly
+skilful and adroit mountaineers the impression might
+have gained ground that the circumstances of this
+part of the descent were not wholly under their own
+control. Ever anxious to investigate the true cause
+of strange occurrences, to their credit be it said that
+when they had collected their wits and emptied their
+pockets of snow, they mounted up again to the scene
+of the disaster, and discovered the explanation in an
+entirely imaginary stone, which had, beyond doubt,
+tripped them up.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The mountaineers perform</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Somewhat crestfallen, the energetic pair rejoined
+the rest of the troupe and a search was instituted for
+the moralist. This worthy was discovered, astonishingly
+weary of body but surprisingly active of mind,
+wedged in a narrow rocky niche, so that he looked
+like the figure of a little <span class="tei tei-q">“Joss”</span> in the carved model
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page285">[pg 285]</span><a name="Pg285" id="Pg285" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>of a Japanese temple. It was found necessary to pull
+him vigorously by the legs, in order to straighten out
+those members sufficiently for him to progress upon
+them. However, he seemed to have more to say
+about the sunset than anybody else, and his description
+of the beauties thereof was so glowing and eloquent,
+that the idea crossed our minds that possibly
+some of the descriptions we had read in Alpine
+writings of similar scenes might be as authentic as
+that with which he favoured us. <span class="tei tei-q">“A great point in
+the Alps,”</span> remarked the moralist, after he had been
+securely fastened by a rope to a guide for fear we
+should lose him again, so that he looked like a
+dancing bear—<span class="tei tei-q">“a great point in walking amongst the
+Alps is that we learn to use our eyes and look around
+us. I have observed that those who perambulate our
+native flagstones appear perpetually to be absorbed in
+the contemplation of what lies at their feet. Now
+here, stimulated by the beauties around, man holds,
+as he should do, his head erect, and steps out boldly.”</span>
+At this point a little delay was occasioned owing to
+the abrupt disappearance of the speaker through a
+crust of snow. Some curious rumblings below our
+feet seemed to imply that he had descended to a considerable
+depth, and was in great personal discomfort.
+In the dim light we could scarcely see what had
+actually happened, but concluded to pull vigorously at
+the rope as the best means of getting our temporarily
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page286">[pg 286]</span><a name="Pg286" id="Pg286" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>absent friend out of his difficulties. This we succeeded
+in doing, and a strenuous haul on the cord
+was rewarded by the sudden appearance of two boots
+through the snow-crust at our feet—a phenomenon so
+unexpected that we relaxed our efforts, with the result
+that the boots immediately disappeared again. A
+second attempt was more successful; an arm and a
+leg this time came to the surface simultaneously, and
+the moralist was delivered from the snowy recesses
+broadside on. We rearranged his raiment, shook the
+snow out of the creases of his clothes, tied a bath
+towel round his head, which, for some obscure reason,
+he had brought with him—the towel, not his head—and
+harnessed him this time securely between two
+members of the party. Possibly from the effects of
+his misadventure, he remained silent for some time,
+or his flow of conversation may have been hindered
+by the fact that his supporters ran him violently down
+steep places whenever he showed symptoms of commencing
+a fresh dissertation. It was no easy task to
+find the little hut in the darkness, and it was not
+until after we had blundered about a good deal that
+we caught sight of the beacon light, consisting of a
+very cheap dip exhibited in the window, as a sign that
+entertainment for man and beast might be found
+within. The moralist, who was always to the fore
+when the subject of refreshment was mentioned, discovered
+a milking-stool, and drawing it in great
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page287">[pg 287]</span><a name="Pg287" id="Pg287" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>triumph to the best place in front of the stove, sat
+down on it, with the immediate result that he was
+precipitated backwards into the ash-pan. There we
+left him, as being a suitable place for repentance.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A banquet at the chalet</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The rest of the party gathered for supper round
+the festive board, which was rather uncertain on its
+legs, and inclined to tip up. Owing to some miscarriage,
+the larder of the cabane was not well stocked,
+and all the entertainment that could be furnished
+consisted of one bent-up little sausage, exceeding
+black and dry, and a very large teapot. However,
+there was plenty of fresh milk provided after a short
+interval, though the latter article was not obtained
+without considerable difficulty, and remonstrances
+proceeding from an adjoining shed, probably due to
+somnolence on the part of the animal from which the
+supply was drawn. Presently a great commotion, as
+of numerous bodies rolling down a steep ladder, was
+heard, and there appeared at the door a large collection
+of small shock-headed children, who gaped at
+us in silent wonder. Anxious to ascertain the physical
+effects that might be induced by the consumption
+of the sausage, the moralist, who amongst his
+many talents had apparently a turn for experimental
+physiology, cut off a block and placed it in the open
+mouth of the eldest of the children. This unexpected
+favour led to the boy’s swallowing the morsel whole,
+and he shortly afterwards retired with a somewhat
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page288">[pg 288]</span><a name="Pg288" id="Pg288" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>pained expression of countenance; the other members
+of the family followed shortly after in tears, in consequence
+of the Italianised young lady, who possessed
+a strong fund of human sympathy and a love
+for the picturesque, having made an attempt to conciliate
+their good-will by patting their respective heads,
+and asking them their names in a conjectural <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">patois</span></span>.
+We were now ready to start again, and demanded
+of our hostess what there was to pay. This request
+led her to go to the foot of the ladder, which represented
+a staircase, and call out for the proprietor. A
+little black-headed man in response instantly precipitated
+himself down the steps, shot into the apartment,
+and, without any preliminary calculation, named the
+exact price. On receiving his money he scuttled away
+again like a frightened rabbit, brought the change,
+jerked it down on the table, and darted off again to
+his slumbers. The whole transaction occupied some
+five-and-twenty seconds.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Part of the programme consisted in descending
+back to Argentière by lantern-light, but the resources
+of the establishment could only produce one battered
+machine, and it was no easy task with this illumination
+to keep the members of the party from straying
+away from the narrow path. Indeed, several members
+did part from the rest, curiously enough in pairs;
+but before long we left the narrow defile, and as we
+passed from under the shelter of the slope on our
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page289">[pg 289]</span><a name="Pg289" id="Pg289" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>right, and could see across the Chamouni valley, we
+came suddenly in view of the great mass of the
+Aiguille Verte, so suddenly, indeed, that it made us
+start back for the moment; for, illumined by a grey
+ghostly light, the mountain seemed at first to hang right
+over us. There is, perhaps, no finer view of the Aiguille
+Verte to be obtained than from this point; certainly
+no finer effects of light and shade than were granted
+by the conditions under which we saw it, could have
+been devised to show the peak off to the best advantage.
+So long did we delay to dwell on the fairy-like
+scene, that the vacuous youth, accompanied by the
+young lady of varied accomplishments, caught us up
+and joined us quite suddenly, to their exceeding confusion.
+The youth, without being invited to do so,
+explained, blushing violently the while, that they had
+lost the path in the darkness, and had only been able
+to regain the track by lighting a series of lucifer
+matches—an entire fiction on his part, but condoned,
+as evincing more readiness of wit than we had previously
+given him credit for. We heard also that their
+way had been barred by a swamp and a mountain
+stream, which, like gossip, can have had no particular
+origin. The young lady, mindful of the absence of
+her preceptress and consequently heedless of grammar,
+described the situation neatly as being <span class="tei tei-q">“awfully bogs.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The end of the journey</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+If the expedition had shown us no more than this
+moonlight effect, the reward would have been ample.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page290">[pg 290]</span><a name="Pg290" id="Pg290" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>In truth, from first to last the expedition was one
+which it would be hard to match for variety of interest
+in all the sub-Alpine district. At Argentière we rejoined
+the carriages, and found the horses just a
+little more inclined for exertion than they had been in
+the morning; their joy at going home seemed to be
+tempered by the fact that they recognised that they
+would inevitably be called upon to start from the
+same point at no very distant period; and that to
+return home was but to go back to the starting-point
+for further laborious excursions. But their equine
+tempers seemed thoroughly soured. The Italianised
+young lady was taken in charge by her elder
+sister, who had completed her education, and knew
+consequently the hollowness of the world and the
+folly of younger sisters’ flirtations, and securely
+lodged in the landau. The youth, after an ineffectual
+attempt to find a place in the same carriage, climbed
+to the box seat of the other vehicle, and relieved his
+feelings by cracking the driver’s whip with great
+dexterity; in fact, we discovered that this was one of
+his principal accomplishments. Not the least satisfactory
+part of the climb, in the estimation of some
+members of the party, was the fact that the moralist
+had lost his note-book during his imprisonment in the
+crevasse.
+</p>
+
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page291">[pg 291]</span><a name="Pg291" id="Pg291" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc25" id="toc25"></a>
+ <a name="pdf26" id="pdf26"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER IX.</span></h1>
+
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">A FRAGMENT</span></h1>
+
+<div class="tei tei-argument" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em"><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+An unauthentic MS.—Solitude on the mountain: its advantages to
+the historian of the Alps—A rope walk—The crossing of the
+Schrund—A novel form of avalanche and an airy situation—A
+towering obstacle—The issue of the expedition in the balance—A
+very narrow escape—The final rush—Victory!—The perils of
+the descent—I plunge </span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">in medias res</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">—A flying descent.
+</span></p></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The following account is somewhat of a puzzle. It
+appears to contain certain facts of so startling a
+nature, that the ascent to which they refer must unquestionably
+have been of a very exciting character.
+The details are not so wholly unlike descriptions
+which have passed the searching discrimination of
+editors, in publications relating more or less to Alpine
+matters, as to warrant the assumption that they are
+fabrications. They do not appear, as far as the writer
+can ascertain, to have been seen in print hitherto;
+but as all Alpine writings relate but rigid matters of
+fact and actual occurrences, there seems no objection
+to publishing the manuscript, notwithstanding that its
+authorship is only conjectural. It is unfortunate that
+its fragmentary nature leaves one somewhat in doubt
+as to the actual peak to which the description refers.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page292">[pg 292]</span><a name="Pg292" id="Pg292" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>It has been suggested by a plausible commentator,
+judging from internal evidence and the style of
+writing, that the manuscript of which the fragment
+consists formed part of an account originally intended
+for some work not published in this country, or even,
+possibly, was primarily designed to fill the columns of
+one of our own daily newspapers during the silly
+season.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">I rise equal to the occasion</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“... The day was cloudless, serene, and bright.
+Only in the immediate foreground did the heavy
+banks, betokening a <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">tourmente</span></span>, sweep around with
+relentless fury. Far above, the towering crags of the
+majestic peak pierced the sky. How to get there!
+And alone! The situation was sublime; yet more, it
+was fascinating; once again, it was enthralling. Far
+below lay the prostrate bodies of my companions,
+worn out, wearied, gorged with <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">petit vin</span></span> and sardines.
+A thought flashed across my mind. Why should I
+not scale alone these heights which had hitherto
+defied the most consummate <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">intrépides</span></span>? In a
+moment the resolution was taken. For me, for me
+alone, should the laurel wreaths be twined. For me
+should the booming cannon, charged with fifty
+centimes’ worth of uncertain powder, betoken victory.
+For me alone should the assortment of cheap flags
+which had done duty on many previous occasions of
+rejoicing, be dragged forth. What was the expense
+to a hero when the glow of so magnificent an
+achieve<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page293">[pg 293]</span><a name="Pg293" id="Pg293" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>ment should swell his heart and loosen his purse-strings?
+The account might reach a sum of two and a
+half, nay, even five francs; but what of that? I girded
+myself with the trusty rope, and, attaching one end
+lightly to a projecting crag twenty feet above, hauled
+myself in a moment on to the eminence. Involuntarily
+I shot a glance downwards. The scene
+was fearful—one to make the most resolute
+quail. But there was no time for thought, still
+less for accurate description. A fearfully steep
+couloir, flanked by two yawning bergschrunds,
+stretched away horizontally right and left. How to
+cross them! It was the work of a moment. Unfastening
+the knot in the rope above me, I threw
+myself, heart and soul, into the work. Where heart
+and soul are, there must, in the ante-mortem state, be
+the body also. This is logic. Thus I entered the
+chasm. Battling desperately with the huge icicles
+that threatened me at every step, I forced my way
+through the snow bridge and breathed again. The
+first schrund was accomplished. Next the rope was
+fastened to my trusty axe, and with an herculean
+effort I threw it far above me; fortunately it caught
+in a notch, and in a few seconds I had climbed, with
+the agility of a monkey, up the tightened cord.
+Goodness gracious! (<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">sapristi!</span></span>) what do I hear? A
+sudden roar below betokened an immediate danger.
+Horror! sweeping and roaring up the slope from the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page294">[pg 294]</span><a name="Pg294" id="Pg294" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>glacier beneath, I beheld a huge avalanche. I will
+conceal nothing. I own that the appalling situation
+and its terribly dramatic nature forced me to ejaculate
+a cry. I do not claim originality for it. I said, <span class="tei tei-q">‘Oh!
+my mother!’</span> (<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Oh! ma mère!</span></span>) This relieved me.
+Now was the time indeed for coolness. Fortunate,
+most fortunate, that I was alone. Thrusting the
+spike of the axe into the solid rock face like the spear
+of Ithuriel, in the twinkling of an eye I had fastened
+one end of the rope to the projecting head of the axe,
+and the other to my waist, and launched myself over
+the ridge into space. Fortunate, most fortunate
+again, as in the hurry of the moment I had attached
+the rope below my own centre of gravity, that I was
+light-headed. Had this not been the case, assuredly
+I should have dangled feet uppermost over the abyss.
+Not a moment too soon. The avalanche dashed up the
+slope, grinding the axe to powder, but by good luck
+entangling the rope between the massive blocks and
+carrying it up, with myself attached, nearly 100
+metres—I should say 300 feet—above where I had
+previously stood. I had accomplished in a moment
+what might have cost hours of toil. Again it was
+sublime. The thought crossed my mind that the
+sublime often approaches the ridiculous. But the
+rocks, previously broken up, had been ground by the
+sweeping avalanche into a surface smooth as polished
+steel. How to descend these again! Banish the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page295">[pg 295]</span><a name="Pg295" id="Pg295" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>thought! The mountain was not yet climbed.
+Upwards, past yawning séracs, towering bergschrunds,
+slippery crevasses, gaping arêtes, I made my way.
+For a few hundred feet I bounded upwards with great
+rapidity. Despite the rugged nature of the rocks
+everything went smoothly. Of a sudden a terrible
+obstacle was presented to my gaze. I felt that all
+my hopes seemingly were dashed. A stupendous
+cleft, riving the mountain’s side to an unfathomable
+depth, barred further progress. From top to
+bottom both sides of the chasm overhung; and far
+below, where they joined, the angle of meeting was
+so sharp that I felt that I must infallibly be
+wedged in without hope of extrication if I fell.
+For a few moments I hesitated, but only for a few.
+Close by was a tower of rock, smooth and vertical,
+some twelve feet high—the height of two men, in fact.
+No handhold save on the top. This was but a simple
+matter. Had any one else been with me, I should
+have stood on his shoulders; as it was I stood on my
+own head. Thus I climbed to the summit of the
+pointed obelisk of rock. Exactly opposite, on the
+farther side of the cleft, was a similar rock cone, but
+the distance was too great to spring across. I was in
+a dilemma—on one horn of it, in fact; how to get
+to the other! I adopted an ingenious plan. Taking
+my trusty axe, I placed the pointed end in a little
+notch in the rock, and then, with herculean strength,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page296">[pg 296]</span><a name="Pg296" id="Pg296" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>bent the staff and wedged the head also into a notch.
+The trusty axe was now bent like a bow. Again I
+hesitated before trusting myself to the bow; in fact,
+it was long before I drew it. But a former experience
+stood me in good stead. Once before, driven by a
+less powerful impetus—merely that of a human leg—I
+had flown through a greater distance. I made up
+my mind, and, summoning all my fortitude, placed
+my back against the arc and, lightly touching one
+end, released the spring. Instantly I felt myself
+propelled straight into mid-air, and before I had time
+to realise the success of my scheme, was flung against
+the pinnacle on the opposite side and embraced it.
+What were my feelings on finding that this huge
+pinnacle had no more stability than a ninepin, and
+as my weight came on to it slowly heeled over! Nor
+was this all. Slowly, like the pendulum of a metronome,
+it rolled back again, and I found to my horror
+that I was clinging to the apex of the rock, and
+dangling right over the chasm! I cannot recall that
+in all my adventures I had ever been in a precisely
+similar situation. However, a hasty calculation satisfied
+me that the rocking crag must again right itself.
+As I expected, it did so, and as the pinnacle of rock
+swung back once more to the perpendicular I sprang
+from it with all my force. The impetus landed me safe,
+but the crag toppled over into the abyss. Here I noted
+an interesting scientific fact. Taking out my watch,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page297">[pg 297]</span><a name="Pg297" id="Pg297" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>I was able to estimate, by the depth of the cleft, the
+height I had already climbed. <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">The boulder took a
+minute and a half in falling before it reached anywhere.</span></span>
+I own that the escape was a narrow one, and even my
+unblushing cheek paled a little at the thought of it.
+But I could not be far now, I hoped, from the summit;
+and, indeed, the condition of a dead bird which it so
+happened lay on the rocks—in a passive sense—convinced
+me that the summit of the lofty peak was
+close at hand. But few obstacles now remained.
+Another step or two revealed a glassy unbroken rock
+cone leading to the summit. It seemed impossible at
+first to surmount it, but my resources were not yet at
+an end. Dragging off my boots, I tore out with my
+teeth the long nails and drove them in one after
+another. By this means I ascended the first half of
+the final peak; but then the supply of nails was
+exhausted, and I felt that time would not permit me
+to draw out the lower nails and place them in succession
+above the others. Luckily I still carried with
+me a flask of the execrable <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">petit vin</span></span> supplied by Mons.
+—— of the inn below. I applied a little to the rock.
+The effect was magical. In a moment the hard face
+was softened to the consistence of cheese, and with
+my trusty axe I had no difficulty in scraping out
+small steps. The worst was now over. Just as the
+shades of night were gathering softly around, I
+stepped with the proud consciousness of victory on to
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page298">[pg 298]</span><a name="Pg298" id="Pg298" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the very highest point. This indeed was sublime.
+The toil of years was accomplished; it seemed almost
+a dream. Nerved to frenzy, with a mighty sweep of
+the axe I struck off a huge block from the summit to
+carry away as a token of conquest, and planting the
+weapon in the hole, tore off garment after garment to
+make a suitable flag; only did I desist on reflecting
+that it would become barely possible for me to descend
+if I acted thus. Intoxicated with victory, I shouted
+and sang for a while, and then turned to the descent.
+The night was fast closing in, but this mattered not,
+for I made light of all the obstacles, and they were so
+numerous that I succeeded perfectly by this means in
+seeing my way. Faster and faster I sped along,
+descending with ease over the blocks and fragments of
+the morning’s avalanche. Now and again the descent
+was assisted by fastening the rope securely to projecting
+crags, and then allowing myself to slide down to
+its full length. Then I went up again, untied the rope,
+fastened it anew below, and repeated the manœuvre.
+Thus at midnight I reached the edge of the cliff, at
+the foot of which my companions had been left in the
+morning. I feared they might be anxious for my
+safety, the more especially that I had not yet paid
+them for their services. Peering over the edge of the
+vertical precipice into the murky darkness, I called
+out. There was no response. Then I said <span class="tei tei-q">‘Pst,’</span> and
+tapped the glassy slope with my pocket knife. Even
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page299">[pg 299]</span><a name="Pg299" id="Pg299" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>this plan failed to attract their attention. I shouted
+with still more force. Finally, standing up on the
+edge of the cliff, I sent forth a shout so terribly loud
+that it must have waked even a sleeping adder. A
+fatal error! for the reverberation of my voice was
+echoed back with such fearful force from a neighbouring
+crag that the shock struck me backwards, and in
+a moment I was flying through mid-air—to annihilation.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb">* * * * * * </div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“There is a blank in this narrative which I can
+never fill up. This only do I know; that when I
+came again to my senses, I was warmly ensconced in
+a blanket, whilst my companions stood around in a
+circle shivering, as they gazed at me with amazement.
+Their account, which I can scarcely credit, was that
+as they were engaged in stretching out and shaking a
+blanket preparatory to spreading their bed for the
+night, an apparently heaven-sent form had descended
+from above into the very middle of it; the shock tore
+the blanket from their grasp, and in a twinkling I lay
+wrapt up safe and comfortable at their feet.”</span>
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">A highly coloured account</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Such is the fragment. It has been thought better
+to present it as far as possible in its original form,
+and without any editing. That the account is a little
+highly coloured perhaps in parts may be allowed, but
+some licence may legitimately be accorded to an
+author who is no empty dreamer, but has evidently
+experienced some rather exciting episodes.
+</p>
+
+</div><hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page300">[pg 300]</span><a name="Pg300" id="Pg300" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<a name="toc27" id="toc27"></a>
+ <a name="pdf28" id="pdf28"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER X.</span></h1>
+
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.88em; margin-top: 2.88em"><span style="font-size: 144%">THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING</span></h1>
+
+<div class="tei tei-argument" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em"><p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+Mountaineers and their critics—The early days of the Alpine Club—The
+founders of mountaineering—The growth of the amusement—Novelty
+and exploration—The formation of centres—Narrowing
+of the field of mountaineering—The upward limit of
+mountaineering—De Saussure’s experience—Modern development
+of climbing—Mr. Whymper’s experience—Mr. Graham’s
+experience—The ascent of great heights—Mr. Grove’s views—Messrs.
+Coxwell and Glaisher’s balloon experiences—Reasons
+for dissenting from Mr. Glaisher’s views—The possibility of
+ascending Mount Everest—Physiological aspect of the question—Acclimatisation
+to great heights—The direction in which
+mountaineering should be developed—The results that may be
+obtained—Chamouni a century hence—A Rip van Winkle in
+the Pennine Alps—The dangers of mountaineering—Conclusion.
+</span></p></div>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The critics</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+From time to time, when some accident has happened
+in the Alps, the press and the public have been
+pleased to take such unfortunate occurrence as a text,
+and to preach serious sermons to mountaineers. We
+have been called hard names in our time; we have
+been accused of fostering an amusement of no earthly-practical
+good, and one which has led to <span class="tei tei-q">“miserable”</span>
+waste of valuable life. Gentle expressions of animadversion,
+such as <span class="tei tei-q">“criminal folly,”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“reckless venture,
+which has no better purpose than the gratification
+of a caprice or the indulgence of a small ambition,”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page301">[pg 301]</span><a name="Pg301" id="Pg301" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>subject of humiliating interest,”</span> and the like, have
+at times been freely used. But it is well known to
+authors and to dramatists that criticisms of a nature
+known as <span class="tei tei-q">“smashing”</span> are not, on the whole, always
+to be deplored, and are occasionally the best to enhance
+the success of the work. The novel or play, however
+unreservedly condemned by the reviewer, has got
+some chance of living if it be hinted that some of the
+situations in it are a little <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">risquées</span></span>; and to a great
+many the idea seems constantly present that mountaineering
+owes its principal attraction to the element
+of risk inseparable from its pursuit. As an
+absolute matter of fact such is not the case. Apart
+from this, however, mountaineers may be thankful
+that the critics in question have, when they noticed
+our doings at all, condemned us very heartily indeed,
+and thundered forth their own strictures on
+our folly in sonorous terms; in fact, attacks of this
+nature have by no means impaired the vitality of
+such associations as Alpine clubs, but rather, like
+attacks of distemper in dogs, have increased their
+value.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It would be easy enough, from the mountaineer’s
+point of view, and in a work which, at
+the best, can interest only those who have some
+sympathy with climbing as a pure pastime, to pass
+over these hard words, and to reckon them as merely
+the vapourings of envious mortals not initiated into
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page302">[pg 302]</span><a name="Pg302" id="Pg302" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the mysteries of the mountaineering craft; but such
+criticisms may lead or perhaps reflect public opinion,
+and are not, therefore, to be treated lightly. It might
+be held that for any notice to be taken at all is complimentary,
+and we might seek shelter in the epigrammatic
+saying that he who has no enemies has no
+character; that though hope may spring eternal in
+the human breast, jealousy is a trait still more constantly
+found. But this line of argument is not one
+to be adopted. The <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">tu quoque</span></span> style of defence is not
+one well calculated to gain a verdict. No doubt the
+question has been treated often enough before, and
+in discussing it the writer may seem but to be doing
+what nowadays the climber is forced to do in the Alps—namely,
+wander again, perhaps ramble, over ground
+that has been well trodden many times before. But the
+conditions have changed greatly since mountaineering
+first became a popular pastime, and since the first editions
+of <span class="tei tei-q">“Peaks, Passes, and Glaciers”</span> were rapidly sold
+out. It is, the writer fears, only too true in these
+latter days that mountaineers may be classified as Past
+and Present. Whether a third class may be added of
+<span class="tei tei-q">“the Future”</span> is a question—to be answered, I hope,
+in the affirmative.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Growth of the amusement</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Alpine Club was founded in 1857 by a few
+ardent devotees to what was then an entirely new
+form of pastime. The original members of that
+club could never have even dreamed of the wide
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page303">[pg 303]</span><a name="Pg303" id="Pg303" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>popularity mountaineering was destined to acquire,
+or the influence that the establishment of the Alpine
+Club was to have on it; and, like the fish in an
+aquarium, they can hardly have known what they
+were in for. In the present day there are Alpine
+clubs in almost every country in Europe, and in some
+countries there are several, numbering their members
+in some cases by thousands. Nor is it only on the
+continent of Europe that there are mountaineering
+clubs. Not that the writer ventures to assert that
+every member of this multitude is devoted to the high
+Alps, or that it is in the least degree essential to
+climb high and difficult mountains in order to learn
+the fascination of their natural beauties. It may be
+pointed out, however, that the <span class="tei tei-q">“miserable waste of
+valuable life”</span> is in the greatest part not on the great
+peaks and passes, but on little hills. Every year we
+read of accidents on mountains such as the Faulhorn,
+the Monte Salvatore in the Alps, or Snowdon, Helvellyn
+and the like in our own country. Possibly these
+disasters might never have taken place had the experience
+of mountaineering craft gained in high
+regions been properly appreciated and utilised. The
+good surgeon is he who, utilising all his own and all
+his predecessors’ experience, recognises, and makes
+provision against, all the risks that may conceivably
+be involved in the most trifling operation he may be
+called upon to perform; and holiday ramblers in our
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page304">[pg 304]</span><a name="Pg304" id="Pg304" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>own land and in sub-Alpine regions might, not without
+advantage, profit by the example.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Novelty and exploration</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Five-and-twenty years ago in Switzerland there
+were numberless heights untrodden, passes uncrossed,
+and regions unexplored. Then, moreover, there were
+comparatively but few to cross the passes or climb
+the mountains; but those few did mighty deeds.
+Peak after peak fell before them, while slowly but
+surely they opened up new regions and brought unexpected
+beauties to light. In those days climbing
+as an art was but in its infancy, restricted to a few
+amateurs specially qualified to pursue it, and to a very
+limited number of guides—merely those, in fact (not
+such a numerous class as people seem generally to
+imagine), who had made chamois-hunting one of the
+principal objects of their lives. Gradually the art
+became more developed, and with the increase of
+power thus acquired came increase of confidence. From
+the fact that the training in the mountaineering art
+was gradual, it was necessarily thorough—a fact that
+a good many climbers would do well to bear in mind
+in these latter days. Then, of course, the charm of
+novelty, so dear to the mountaineer, was seldom
+absent; he could strike out right or left and find
+virgin soil; but in quest of novelty search had to be
+made before long in remote regions. It followed
+that exploration was not limited, and the early
+pioneers of mountaineering could, and did learn more
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page305">[pg 305]</span><a name="Pg305" id="Pg305" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>of the geography and varied beauties of the Alps in
+a single season than their followers do, in the present
+day, in five or six.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+After a while the fashion of mountaineering altered
+sensibly, and a strong conservatism sprang up.
+Certain districts became more and more frequented;
+certain peaks acquired special popularity, either because
+they were conveniently placed and ready of
+access; or because there was a certain touch of
+romance about them, as in the case of the Matterhorn;
+or because they had acquired the reputation
+of being difficult, and it was thought that a
+successful ascent would stamp the climber at once as
+a skilful person and a very daring creature. Thus
+places like Zermatt, Grindelwald, Chamouni, and the
+Æggischhorn became the great centres of mountaineering,
+and have remained so ever since. Independent
+exploration gradually gave way to the
+charm of meeting others bent on the same pursuit
+of climbing; but this feeling was not without its
+drawbacks, and tended to check what has been called
+cosmopolitanism in mountaineering. How few, even
+among those who visit the Alps regularly, know
+anything whatever of such large, important, and interesting
+districts as the Silvretta group, the Rheinwald
+group, or the Lepontine Alps! while districts
+like Zermatt are thronged and crowded, and the
+mountains absolutely done to death. Not that it
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page306">[pg 306]</span><a name="Pg306" id="Pg306" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>is hard to understand how this narrowing of the
+field of mountaineering has been brought about.
+There comes a time of life to most men when they
+find more pleasure in meeting old friends than in
+making new acquaintances; and the same feeling
+would appear to extend to the mountains.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It must be confessed here that the writer is disposed
+to look upon mountaineering in the Alps, in the
+sense in which it has hitherto been known, as a
+pastime that will before long become extinct. In
+some soils trees grow with extraordinary rapidity and
+vigour, but do not strike their roots very deep, and so
+are prone to early decay. Still, it does not follow
+that, even should these pessimist forebodings prove
+true, and climbing be relegated to the limbo of archaic
+pursuits, the Alps will not attract their thousands as
+they have done for many years. The dearth of
+novelty is sometimes held to be the principal cause
+that will eventually lead to the decay of mountaineering.
+There is a reasonable probability, however, to
+judge from the Registrar-General’s reports, that the
+world will still be peopled some time hence, and
+possibly a generation will then arise of mountaineering
+revivalists who, never having tasted the flavour
+of novelty in Alpine climbing, will not perceive that
+its absence is any loss. Yet in the Alps alone many
+seem to forget that, while they are exhausting in
+every detail a few spots, there are numerous and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page307">[pg 307]</span><a name="Pg307" id="Pg307" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>varied expeditions of similar nature still to be accomplished,
+the scenes of which lie within a few hours of
+London. It is of course only to mountaineering as
+a semi-fashionable craze that these remarks apply.
+The knowledge of the art, acquired primarily in the
+Alps, which has led to the development of mountaineering
+as a science will not be wasted, and the
+training acquired in holiday expeditions, when amusement
+or the regaining of health was the principal
+object, can be turned to valuable practical account
+elsewhere. So shall there be a future for mountaineering.
+No doubt but few may be able to find the
+opportunity, unless indeed they make it somewhat of
+a profession, of exploring the great mountainous
+districts still almost untouched—such, for instance, as
+the Himalayas. But it is in some such direction as
+this that the force of the stream, somewhat tending
+to dry up in its original channel, will, it may be hoped,
+spread in the future.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The upward limit</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It has already been shown, by the results of many
+modern expeditions, that the old views that obtained
+with respect to the upward limit of mountaineering
+must, to say the least, be considerably modified.
+From early times the question of the effects of rarefied
+air in high regions on mountaineers has attracted
+attention. As a matter of fact the subject is still
+barely in its infancy. A few remarks on this point
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page308">[pg 308]</span><a name="Pg308" id="Pg308" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>may not perhaps be thought too technical, for they
+bear, I hope, on the mountaineering of the future.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It is matter of notoriety that in these days travellers
+seem less subject to discomfort in the high Alps than
+in former times. De Saussure, for instance, in the
+account of his famous ascent of Mont Blanc in 1787,
+speaks a good deal of the difficulty of respiration. At
+his bivouac on the Plateau, at an elevation of 13,300
+feet, the effects of the rarefied air were much commented
+on; and these remarks are the more valuable,
+inasmuch as De Saussure was a man of science and
+a most acute observer; while his account, a thing
+too rare in these days, is characterised by extreme
+modesty of description. The frequency of the respirations,
+he observed, which ensued on any exertion
+caused great fatigue. Nowadays, however, pedestrians,
+often untrained, may be seen daily ascending
+at a very much faster pace than De Saussure seems
+to have gone, and yet the effects are scarcely felt.
+No one now expects much to suffer from this cause,
+and no one does. In recent times we hear accounts
+of ascents of mountains like Elbruz, 18,526 feet, by
+Mr. Grove and others; of Cotopaxi, 19,735 feet, and
+Chimborazo, 20,517<a id="noteref_7" name="noteref_7" href="#note_7"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">7</span></span></a> feet, by Mr. Whymper; and the
+most recent, and by far the most remarkable, of
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page309">[pg 309]</span><a name="Pg309" id="Pg309" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>Kabru in the Himalayas, about 24,000 feet, by Mr.
+Graham. In all these expeditions the travellers
+spent nights in bivouacs far above the level of the
+Grand Plateau where De Saussure encamped. We
+cannot suppose that in the Caucasus, the Andes, or
+the Himalayas the air differs much from that of the
+Alps with regard to its rarefaction effects on travellers.
+In fact, the Alpine traveller would in this respect
+probably be much better off, for the general conditions
+surrounding him would be more like those to
+which he was accustomed. He would not have, for
+instance, to contend with the effects of changed or
+meagre diet or unaccustomed climate.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Mr. Grove’s views</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Mr. F. C. Grove, a very high authority on such a
+point, in his description of the ascent of Elbruz, in
+the course of some remarks on the rarity of the air,
+states his belief that at some height or another, less than
+that of the loftiest mountain, there must be a limit at
+which no amount of training and good condition will
+enable a man to live; and he says, <span class="tei tei-q">“It may be taken
+for granted that no human being could walk to the
+top of Mount Everest.”</span><a id="noteref_8" name="noteref_8" href="#note_8"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">8</span></span></a> This was written in 1875;
+but a great deal has happened since then, though the
+same opinion is still very generally entertained. But
+with this opinion I cannot coincide at all, for reasons
+that appear to me logically conclusive. In the first
+place, a party of three, composed of Mr. Graham,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page310">[pg 310]</span><a name="Pg310" id="Pg310" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>Herr Emil Boss, and the Swiss guide Kauffman, have
+ascended more than 5,000 feet higher than the top of
+Elbruz, and none of the party experienced any serious
+effect, or, indeed, apparently any effect at all other
+than those naturally incidental to severe exertion. It
+must be admitted that one result of their expedition
+was to prove, tolerably conclusively, that Mount
+Everest is not the highest mountain in the world.
+Still, until it is officially deposed, it may be taken, for
+argument’s sake, as the ultimate point. Now, it
+would seem to be beyond doubt that a man, being
+transported to a height much greater than Mount
+Everest, can still live. In Messrs. Coxwell and
+Glaisher’s famous balloon ascent from Wolverhampton
+on September 5, 1862, described in <span class="tei tei-q">“Travels
+in the Air,”</span> it was computed that the travellers
+reached a height of nearly 37,000 feet,<a id="noteref_9" name="noteref_9" href="#note_9"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">9</span></span></a> and this
+in less than an hour from the time of leaving the
+earth. Deduct 5,000 feet from this computation, to
+allow for possible error, and we still have a height left
+of 32,000 feet, an elevation, that is, very considerably
+greater than the summit of Mount Everest—possibly
+a greater elevation than the summit of any mountain.
+Life then, it is proved, can be sustained at such a height,
+and the point that remains for consideration is whether
+the necessary exertion of walking or climbing to the
+same height would render the actual ascent impossible.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page311">[pg 311]</span><a name="Pg311" id="Pg311" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Mr. Glaisher’s experiences</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Since the days of De Saussure some 8,000 feet
+have been added to the height to which the possibility
+of ascending has been proved. It seems to me
+unreasonable to assume that another 5,000 feet may
+not yet be added, and arbitrary to conclude that
+at some point higher than Kabru but lower than
+Mount Everest the limit of human endurance must
+necessarily be reached. Mr. Glaisher himself does
+not appear to think that, from his experience, any
+such ascent as that we have been considering would
+be possible for an Alpine traveller (<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">op. cit.</span></span> p. 21 and
+elsewhere). But, with every deference to so great an
+authority, a few considerations may be submitted
+which tend most seriously to invalidate his conclusions
+and opinions, and which may serve to show also that
+the effects of rarefied air probably differ more widely
+in the two cases of the aëronaut and the mountaineer
+than is generally supposed. Writing in 1871, Mr.
+Glaisher says,<a id="noteref_10" name="noteref_10" href="#note_10"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">10</span></span></a> <span class="tei tei-q">“At a height of three miles I never
+experienced any annoyance or discomfort; yet there
+is no ascent I think of Mont Blanc in which great
+inconvenience and severe <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">pain</span></span> have not been felt at a
+height of 13,000 feet; but then, as before remarked,
+this is an elevation attained only after two days of
+excessive toil.”</span> Mr. Glaisher is here referring chiefly
+to Dr. Hamel’s ascent of Mont Blanc, and would
+seem apparently to be unaware that, long before he
+wrote, the ascent of Mont Blanc, from Chamouni and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page312">[pg 312]</span><a name="Pg312" id="Pg312" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>back to the same place, had been accomplished within
+twenty-four hours. In 1873, if my memory serves
+me right, Mr. Passingham started from Chamouni,
+ascended the mountain, and returned to his hotel in
+a little less than twenty hours.<a id="noteref_11" name="noteref_11" href="#note_11"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">11</span></span></a> Compare such an
+ascent as this—not by any means an isolated
+instance—with De Saussure’s experience, and when
+we consider how remarkable has been the <a name="corr312" id="corr312" class="tei tei-anchor"></a><span class="tei tei-corr">development</span>
+of mountaineering in this direction, we may surely hold
+that to fix at present any absolute limit is unduly
+arbitrary. Further, the ascents of Chimborazo and
+the other mountains named above have all been
+accomplished since Mr. Glaisher wrote. Mr. Glaisher
+states that the aëronaut may acclimatise himself to
+great heights by repeated ascents; but how much
+more may the mountaineer then hope to do so! The
+aëronaut necessarily makes ascents rapidly<a id="noteref_12" name="noteref_12" href="#note_12"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">12</span></span></a> and at
+rare intervals. The mountaineer can acclimatise
+himself to high regions by a constant and <a name="corr312a" id="corr312a" class="tei tei-anchor"></a><span class="tei tei-corr">gradual</span>
+process, a method obviously better calculated to extend
+the limits of his endurance.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Of course I am only discussing the actual possibility,
+not entering into the question for a moment
+of whether it is worth while to do it. It may be that
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page313">[pg 313]</span><a name="Pg313" id="Pg313" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>to attempt an ascent of Mount Everest would prove
+almost as rash an undertaking as an endeavour to
+swim through the Niagara rapids—that is, if the
+mountaineering difficulties are so great as to make
+the two instances parallel. Two points have to be
+considered: one, that, granted the desirability of
+making such an ascent, we do not yet fully know the
+best manner of undertaking it; and another, that we
+are still very ignorant as to the physiological effects of
+rarefied air on the human frame.<a id="noteref_13" name="noteref_13" href="#note_13"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">13</span></span></a>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Mountain acclimatisation</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+With regard to the first point, we know indeed
+this much—that, granted good condition, a man can
+<span class="tei tei-q">“acclimatise”</span> himself to great heights, and when
+so acclimatised he can undergo much more exertion
+in very high regions with much less effect. The
+experience of Mr. Whymper in the Andes, and of
+Mr. Graham and others in the Himalayas, has shown
+this conclusively enough. Let a man sleep at a
+height, say, of 18,000 feet, and then ascend from that
+point another 3,000 or 4,000 feet; he may possibly
+feel the effects to be so great that an attempt to
+sleep again at the latter height would render him
+incapable of exertion the next day, as far as an
+ascent is concerned. Let him descend till he can
+bivouac, say at 20,000 feet, and then again try,
+starting afresh. After a while he would be able to
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page314">[pg 314]</span><a name="Pg314" id="Pg314" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>accomplish still more than at his first attempt; and so
+on, until he reached the summit. But even supposing
+that no amount of acclimatisation enables him
+to accomplish his end, he has other weapons in his
+armoury.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Ascent of Mount Everest</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The second point mentioned above is that the
+physiological effects of rarefied air on the human
+economy are but little known; were these understood
+the resources of science might be called in to obviate
+them. It may be said that no amount of science will
+obviate the very simple fact that exertion causes
+fatigue, but the answer is that we have no real idea
+of all the causes which lead to this fatigue. This is
+not the place to speculate on a somewhat abstruse
+and unquestionably complicated physiological problem,
+but the direction in which the question may be
+approached from the scientific side is worthy of being
+pointed out. This much may be said, however, that
+when we talk of strong heart and strong lungs in
+connection with the question of the possibility of
+ascending on foot to the greatest altitudes, we are
+only, from the physiological point of view, taking into
+account one or two factors, and perhaps not the most
+important ones. The cavillers may be reminded
+that physiology is not and never will become a
+finite science. To my mind at least, as far as
+human endurance is concerned, it would be no more
+surprising to me to hear that a man had succeeded
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page315">[pg 315]</span><a name="Pg315" id="Pg315" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>in walking up Mount Everest than to know that a
+man can succeed in standing an arctic climate while
+on a sledging expedition. Objections like the difficulty
+of arranging for a supply of food, of expense, of risk,
+and so forth, are not taken into account—they are
+really beside the question: they have not proved insuperable
+obstacles in the case of arctic exploration;
+they will not prove insurmountable to the ambitious
+mountaineer we are contemplating. I do not for a
+moment say that it would be wise to ascend Mount
+Everest, but I believe most firmly that it is humanly
+possible to do so; and, further, I feel sure that, even
+in our own time, perhaps, the truth of these views will
+receive material corroboration. Mount Everest itself
+may offer insuperable mountaineering obstacles, but in
+the unknown, unseen district to the north there may
+be peaks of equal height presenting no more technical
+difficulties than Mont Blanc or Elbruz.
+</p>
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The value of mountaineering</span></div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+From the purely athletic point of view, then, the
+mountaineering experience which has been gained
+almost exclusively in the Alps may, by a still further
+development in the future, enable the climber so to
+develop the art that he may reach the highest elevation
+on this world’s crust; and he may do this without
+running undue risk. <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Cui bono?</span></span> it may be asked;
+and it is nearly as hard to answer the question as it
+is to explain to the supine and unaspiring person the
+good that may be expected to accrue to humanity by
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page316">[pg 316]</span><a name="Pg316" id="Pg316" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>reaching the North Pole; yet the latter project, albeit
+to some it seems like a struggle of man against physical
+forces which make or mar worlds, is one that is held
+to be right and proper to be followed. At the least
+an observer, even of limited powers, may reasonably
+be expected, supposing he accomplished such a feat
+as the ascent of Mount Everest, to bring back results
+of equal scientific value with the arctic traveller, while
+the purely geographical information he should gain
+would have fiftyfold greater practical value. The
+art and science of mountaineering has been learned
+and developed in the Alps, and the acquirement of
+this learning has been a pleasure to many. If the
+holiday nature of mountaineering should in the future
+be somewhat dropped, and if a few of those who
+follow should take up the more serious side, and make
+what has been a pastime into a profession (and why
+should not some do so? That which is worth doing
+at all is worth developing to the utmost possible limit),
+good will come, unless it be argued that there is no
+gain in extending geographical knowledge; and no
+advantage in rectifying surveys and rendering them as
+accurate as possible. As has been remarked by Mr.
+Douglas Freshfield, the advantage of including in
+survey parties, such as are still engaged on our Indian
+frontier, the services of some who have made mountaineering
+a branch to be learnt in their profession,
+would be very distinct. Work done in the Alps
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page317">[pg 317]</span><a name="Pg317" id="Pg317" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>would, in this direction, perhaps, bear the best fruit
+and reap the highest practical value which it might
+be hoped to attain. The value would be real. The
+search after truth, whether it be in the fields of
+natural science, of geography, or its to-be-adopted
+sister orography, can never fail to be right and good
+and beneficial. Enthusiasm all this! you say.
+Granted freely. Without some enthusiasm and
+energy the world would cease to turn, and the retarding
+section of mankind would be triumphant,
+save that they would be too languid to realise the
+victory of their principles.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+But still, if properly qualified men are to be forthcoming
+to meet such a want, which undoubtedly
+seems to exist, the old training-ground must not be
+deserted; the playground of Europe must be regarded
+in relation to serious work in the same light that the
+playing-fields of Eton were regarded by one who was
+somewhat of an authority. The Great Duke’s remark
+is too well known to need quotation. English folk
+may find it hard to hold their own against their
+near relations in athletic pursuits, such as cricket
+and sculling, but in mountaineering they undoubtedly
+lead, and will continue to do so. In one phase indeed
+of the pursuit their supremacy is menaced. In the
+matter of recognising the practical value to be obtained
+from mountaineering in surveying and the like, they are
+already behind other countries. The roll of honorary
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page318">[pg 318]</span><a name="Pg318" id="Pg318" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>members of the Alpine Club comprises a list of men,
+most of whom have utilised their mountaineering
+experience to good purpose in advancing scientific
+exploration. In this department it is to be hoped
+that we shall not suffer ourselves to be outstripped,
+nor allow a store of valuable and laboriously acquired
+experience to remain wasted. The threatening cloud
+may pass off; the future of Alpine mountaineering
+may not prove to be so gloomy as it sometimes seems
+to the writer in danger of gradually becoming. The
+depression is, possibly, only temporary, and a natural
+consequence of reaction; and the zigzagging line on
+the chart, though it may never perhaps rise again to
+the point it once marked, yet may keep well at the
+normal—better, perhaps, at such a level than at fever
+heat. The old cry that we know so well on the
+mountains, that meets always with a ready thrill
+of response, may acquire a wider significance, and
+men will be found to answer to the familiar call of
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Vorwärts, immer vorwärts!”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+After all, a century hence the mountaineering
+centres of to-day will perhaps still attract as they do
+now. It may be possible to get to Chamouni without
+submitting to the elaborately devised discomfort of
+the present Channel passage, and without the terrors
+of asphyxiation in the carriages of the Chemin de Fer
+du Nord. Surely the charm of the mountains must
+always draw men to the Alps, even though the glaciers
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page319">[pg 319]</span><a name="Pg319" id="Pg319" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>may have shrunk up and sunk down, though places
+like Arolla and the Grimsel may have become thriving
+towns, or radical changes such as a drainage system
+at Chamouni have been instituted. If the glaciers do
+shrink, there will be all the more scope for the rock
+climber and the more opportunity of perfecting an art
+which has already been so much developed.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">An Alpine Rip van Winkle</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A Rip van Winkle of our day, waking up in that
+epoch of the future, would for certain find much that
+was unaltered. The same types of humanity would
+be around him. Conceive this somnolent hero of
+fiction, clad in a felt wideawake that had once been
+white, in knickerbockers and Norfolk jacket, of which
+the seams had at one time held together, supporting
+his bent frame and creaking joints on a staff with
+rusted spike and pick. He descends laboriously
+from a vehicle that had jolted impartially generations
+before him (for the carriages of the valley are as little
+liable to wear out, in the eyes of their proprietors, as
+the <span class="tei tei-q">“wonderful one-hoss shay”</span>). He finds himself
+on a summer evening by the Hôtel de Ville at
+Chamouni, and facing the newly erected Opera-house.
+He looks with wondering eyes around. A youth
+(great-great-great-great-grandson of Jacques Balmat)
+approaches and waits respectfully by his side, ready to
+furnish information.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Why these flags and these rejoicings?”</span> the old
+man asks.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page320">[pg 320]</span><a name="Pg320" id="Pg320" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“To celebrate the tercentenary of the first ascent
+of Mont Blanc,”</span> the boy answers.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The veteran gazes around, shading his eyes with
+his shrivelled hand. The travellers come in. First
+a triumphal procession of successful and intrepid
+mountaineers. Banners wave, cannon go off—or
+more probably miss fire—bouquets are displayed,
+champagne and compliments are poured out; both
+the latter expressions of congratulation equally gassy,
+and both about equally genuine.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Who are these?”</span> the old man inquires.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Do you not see the number on their banner?”</span>
+answers the youth; <span class="tei tei-q">“they are the heroes of the forty-fifth
+section of the tenth branch of the northern
+division of the Savoy Alpine Club.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Ah!”</span> the old man murmurs to himself, with a
+sigh of recollection, <span class="tei tei-q">“I can remember that they were
+numerous even in my day.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Then follows a sad-looking, dejected creature, stealing
+back to his hotel by byways, but with face bronzed
+from exposure on rocks, not scorched by sun-reflecting
+snow; his boots scored with multitudinous little cuts
+and scratches telling of difficult climbing; his hands
+as brown as his face; his finger-nails, it must be
+admitted, seriously impaired in their symmetry.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“And who is this? Has he been guilty of some
+crime?”</span> the old man asks.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Not so,”</span> the answer comes; <span class="tei tei-q">“he has just
+com<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page321">[pg 321]</span><a name="Pg321" id="Pg321" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>pleted the thousandth ascent of the Aiguille...;
+he comes of a curious race which, history relates, at
+one time much frequented these districts; but that
+was a great while ago—long before the monarchy
+was re-established. You do well to look at him; that
+is the last of the climbing Englishmen. They always
+seem depressed when they have succeeded in achieving
+their ambition of the moment; it is a characteristic of
+their now almost extinct race.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Mountaineering in the future</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“And what about the perils of the expedition?”</span>
+the old man asks, brightening up a little as if some
+old ideas had suddenly flashed across his mind. <span class="tei tei-q">“I
+would fain know whether the journey is different now
+from what it was formerly; yet the heroes would mock
+me, perchance, if I were to interrogate them.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Not at all,”</span> the youth replies. <span class="tei tei-q">“There are but
+few of the first party who would not vouchsafe to give
+you a full account, and might even in their courtesy
+embellish the narrative with flowers of rhetoric. But
+it is unnecessary. They will print a detailed and full
+description of their exploits. It has all been said
+before, but so has everything else, I think.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“That is true,”</span> the old man murmurs to himself; <span class="tei tei-q">“it
+was even so in my time, and two hundred years before
+I lived a French writer commenced his book with the
+remark, <span class="tei tei-q">‘<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Tout est dit.</span></span>’</span> But what of the other, the
+dejected survivor? does he not too write?”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Yes, indeed, but not in the same strain; he will
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page322">[pg 322]</span><a name="Pg322" id="Pg322" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>but pour out a little gentle sarcasm and native spleen,
+in mild criticism of the fulsome periods he peruses in
+other tongues.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Ah me!”</span> thinks the old man, <span class="tei tei-q">“in one respect then
+I need not prove so much behind the time. If the
+memory of the Alpine literature of my day were still
+fresh, I could hold mine own with those I see around.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+May I be permitted, in conclusion, to come back
+to our own day, and to say a very few words on the
+subject of mountaineering accidents? Most heartily
+would I concur with any one who raised the objection
+that such remarks are out of place in a chapter on
+the mountaineering of the future. But perhaps we
+have been looking too far ahead, and there may be a
+period to follow between this our time and the future
+to be hoped for.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Dangers of the Alps</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It has sometimes been stated and written that no
+one desires to remove from mountaineering all danger.
+The dangers of mountaineering have been divided by
+a well-known authority into real and imaginary. The
+supposed existence of the latter is, I grant, desirable,
+especially to the inexperienced climber; but I shall
+always contend that it ought to be the great object of
+every votary of the pursuit to minimise the former to
+the utmost of his ability. Now, it is only by true
+experience—that is, by learning gradually the art of
+mountaineering—that the climber will achieve this
+result. Few of those unacquainted with the subject
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page323">[pg 323]</span><a name="Pg323" id="Pg323" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>can have any idea of the extraordinary difference
+between the risk run on a difficult expedition (that is,
+on one where difficulties occur: the name of the peak
+or pass has little to do with the matter) by a practised
+mountaineer who has learned something of the art,
+and an inexperienced climber who has nothing but
+the best intentions to assist his steps. The man of
+experience bears always in mind the simple axioms
+and rules of his craft; if he does not he is a bad
+mountaineer. If the plain truth be told, accidents in
+the Alps have almost invariably, to whomsoever they
+befell, been due to breaking one or more of these
+same well-known rules, or, in other words, to bad
+mountaineering. That such is no more than a simple
+statement of fact a former president of the Alpine
+Club, Mr. C. E. Mathews, has abundantly proved.<a id="noteref_14" name="noteref_14" href="#note_14"><span class="tei tei-noteref"><span style="font-size: 60%; vertical-align: super">14</span></span></a>
+Numbers of our countrymen, young and old, annually
+rush out to the Alps for the first time. Fired with
+ambition, or led on by the fascination of the pastime,
+with scarcely any preliminary training and no preliminary
+study of the subject, they at once begin to
+attack the more difficult peaks and passes. Success
+perhaps attends their efforts. Unfit, they go up a
+difficult mountain, trusting practically to the ability
+of the guides to do their employers’ share of the work
+as well as their own. They descend, and think to gauge
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page324">[pg 324]</span><a name="Pg324" id="Pg324" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>their skill by the name of the expedition undertaken.
+The state of the weather and of the mountain determine
+whether such a performance be an act of simple
+or of culpable folly. For such the imaginary dangers
+are the most formidable. If they had taken the
+trouble to begin at the beginning, to learn the difference
+between the stem and stern of a boat before
+attempting to navigate an ironclad, they would have
+recognised, and profited by, the true risks run. As
+it is, they are probably inflated with conceit at overcoming
+visionary difficulties. They may make, indeed,
+in this way what in Alpine slang is called a good
+<span class="tei tei-q">“book;”</span> but by far the greater number fail to perceive
+that there is anything to learn. It is a pastime—an
+amusement; they do not look beyond this.
+But these same climbers would admit that in other
+forms of sport, such as cricket or rowing, proficiency
+is not found in beginners. It is in the study and
+development of the amusement that the true and
+deeper pleasure is to be found. A tyro in cricket
+would make himself an object of ridicule in a high-class
+match; the novice in the art of rowing would
+be loth to display his feeble powers if thrust into a
+racing four with three tried oarsmen; and yet the
+embryo climber can see nothing absurd in attacking
+mountains of recognised difficulty. Inexperience in
+the former instances at least could cause no harm,
+while ignorance of the elementary principles of
+moun<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page325">[pg 325]</span><a name="Pg325" id="Pg325" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>taineering renders the climber a serious source of
+danger not only to himself but to others. There is
+no royal road to the acquirement of mountaineering
+knowledge. It is just as difficult to use the axe or
+alpenstock properly as the oar or the racquet; just
+as much patient, persevering practice is needed; but
+it is not on difficult expeditions that such inexperience
+can be best overcome.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">The real mountaineer</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A man of average activity could, probably, actually
+climb, without any particular experience, most of, or
+all, the more difficult rock peaks under good conditions
+of weather and the like. But how different from the
+really practical mountaineer, who strives to make an
+art of his pastime. Watch the latter. First and
+foremost, he knows when to turn back, and does not
+hesitate to act as his judgment directs. He bears in
+mind that there is pleasure to be obtained from
+mountaineering even though the programme may not
+be carried out in its entirety as planned, and realises
+to the full that
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-left: 2.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">’Tis better to have climbed and failed</div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left">Than never to have climbed at all.</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+His companions are always safe with him, his climbing
+unselfish; he never dislodges a loose stone—except
+purposely—either with hands, feet, or the loose
+rope; he is always as firm as circumstances will
+permit, prepared to withstand any sudden slip; he
+never puts forth more strength at each step than is
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page326">[pg 326]</span><a name="Pg326" id="Pg326" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>necessary, thus saving his powers, being always ready
+in an emergency, and never degenerating into that
+most dangerous of encumbrances, a tired member of
+a united party: not, of course, that the vast majority
+of amateurs can ever hope, with their imperfect
+practice, to attain to the level of even a second-rate
+guide; still, by bringing his intelligence to bear on
+this, as he does on any other amusement, the
+amateur can render himself something more than
+a thoroughly reliable companion on any justifiable
+expedition.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-marginnote tei-marginnote-margin"><div class="tei tei-marginnotetext"><span style="font-size: 80%">Conclusion</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Let the spirit of competition lead young climbers
+to strive after excellence in this direction, rather than,
+as is too commonly the case, induce them to take
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Times”</span> as the criterion of mountaineering proficiency.
+There are instructors enough. Even from
+an inferior guide an infinite amount may be learnt;
+at the least such a one can recognise the real danger
+of the Alps, and in this respect possesses a faculty
+which is one of the chief the mountaineer has to
+acquire. Let the spirit in which the Alps are climbed
+be of some such nature as that I have attempted to
+indicate, and accidents such as those recorded in
+Mr. C. E. Mathews’ grim list will be of such rare
+occurrence that they will never be called up to discredit
+mountaineering. If, perchance, any words
+here written shall prompt in the future the climber
+to perfect his art more and more while frequenting
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page327">[pg 327]</span><a name="Pg327" id="Pg327" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>the old haunts, and to extend and utilise mountaineering
+still more, then at least the writer may feel, like
+the mountain when it had brought forth the ridiculous
+mouse, that his labour has not been wholly in vain.
+Yet more: his gloomy forebodings shall be falsified,
+and with respect to the future of mountaineering the
+outlook will be bright enough.
+</p>
+
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+ <div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+
+
+
+ <hr class="doublepage" /><div id="footnotes" class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 4.00em; margin-top: 4.00em">
+ <h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">Footnotes</span></h1>
+ <dl class="tei tei-list-footnotes"><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_1" name="note_1" href="#noteref_1">1.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext">Franz Andermatten died in August 1883. His name is
+mentioned elsewhere in these sketches, but I leave what I have
+written untouched: for I do not hold with those who would
+efface the recollection of all that was bright and merry in one taken
+from us.</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_2" name="note_2" href="#noteref_2">2.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext">In the old house, be it noted—not the modern luxurious combination
+of a granite fortress and a palace.</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_3" name="note_3" href="#noteref_3">3.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext"><span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Travels in the Alps</span></span>, p. 119.</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_4" name="note_4" href="#noteref_4">4.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext">Described in anatomical text-books as forming the swelling of
+the calf.</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_5" name="note_5" href="#noteref_5">5.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext">It has transpired since that our judgment happened to be right
+in this matter, and we might probably have saved an hour or more
+at this part of the ascent.</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_6" name="note_6" href="#noteref_6">6.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext">Hector Berlioz.</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_7" name="note_7" href="#noteref_7">7.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext">This is Mr. Edward Whymper’s measurement. Humboldt, as
+quoted by Mr. Whymper, gave 21,460 feet as the height. (<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Alpine
+Journal</span></span>, vol. x. p. 442.)</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_8" name="note_8" href="#noteref_8">8.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext"><span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">The Frosty Caucasus</span></span>, by F. C. Grove, p. 236.</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_9" name="note_9" href="#noteref_9">9.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext"><span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Travels in the Air</span></span>, edited by James Glaisher, F.R.S., p. 57
+<a name="corr310" id="corr310" class="tei tei-anchor"></a><span class="tei tei-corr">(2nd</span> ed.).</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_10" name="note_10" href="#noteref_10">10.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext"><span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Op. cit.</span></span> p. 9.</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_11" name="note_11" href="#noteref_11">11.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext">I understand that the expedition has since been accomplished
+in a much shorter time.</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_12" name="note_12" href="#noteref_12">12.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext">In Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher’s ascent from Wolverhampton
+the balloon when at the height of 29,000 feet was mounting at the
+rate of 1,000 feet a minute.</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_13" name="note_13" href="#noteref_13">13.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext">I am aware of M. Paul Bert’s researches; but these questions
+are not to be settled in the laboratory.</dd><dt class="tei tei-notelabel"><a id="note_14" name="note_14" href="#noteref_14">14.</a></dt><dd class="tei tei-notetext"><span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Vide</span></span> <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Alpine Journal</span></span>, vol. xi. p. 78. <span class="tei tei-q">“The Alpine Obituary,”</span>
+by C. E. Mathews.</dd></dl>
+ </div>
+
+
+ </div>
+ <hr class="doublepage" /><div class="boxed tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+ <a name="pdf29" id="pdf29"></a><a name="toc30" id="toc30"></a>
+ <h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">Transcriber’s Note</span></h1>
+
+
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">The following changes have been made to the text:</p>
+ <table summary="This is a list." class="tei tei-list" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em"><tbody><tr class="tei tei-labelitem"><th class="tei tei-label"></th><td class="tei tei-item"><a href="#corrix" class="tei tei-ref">page ix</a>, page number <span class="tei tei-q">“1”</span> added</td></tr><tr class="tei tei-labelitem"><th class="tei tei-label"></th><td class="tei tei-item"><a href="#corrxiv" class="tei tei-ref">page xiv</a>, page number <span class="tei tei-q">“290”</span> changed to <span class="tei tei-q">“291”</span></td></tr><tr class="tei tei-labelitem"><th class="tei tei-label"></th><td class="tei tei-item"><a href="#corr031" class="tei tei-ref">page 31</a>, <span class="tei tei-q">“gulley”</span> changed to <span class="tei tei-q">“gully”</span></td></tr><tr class="tei tei-labelitem"><th class="tei tei-label"></th><td class="tei tei-item"><a href="#corr096" class="tei tei-ref">page 96</a>, <span class="tei tei-q">“sepulchra”</span> changed to <span class="tei tei-q">“sepulchral”</span></td></tr><tr class="tei tei-labelitem"><th class="tei tei-label"></th><td class="tei tei-item"><a href="#corr113" class="tei tei-ref">page 113</a>, <span class="tei tei-q">“complicate”</span> changed to <span class="tei tei-q">“complicated”</span></td></tr><tr class="tei tei-labelitem"><th class="tei tei-label"></th><td class="tei tei-item"><a href="#corr151" class="tei tei-ref">page 151</a>, <span class="tei tei-q">“thoughful”</span> changed to <span class="tei tei-q">“thoughtful”</span></td></tr><tr class="tei tei-labelitem"><th class="tei tei-label"></th><td class="tei tei-item"><a href="#corr216" class="tei tei-ref">page 216</a>, <span class="tei tei-q">“menta”</span> changed to <span class="tei tei-q">“mental”</span></td></tr><tr class="tei tei-labelitem"><th class="tei tei-label"></th><td class="tei tei-item"><a href="#corr255" class="tei tei-ref">page 255</a>, <span class="tei tei-q">“thier”</span> changed to <span class="tei tei-q">“their”</span></td></tr><tr class="tei tei-labelitem"><th class="tei tei-label"></th><td class="tei tei-item"><a href="#corr269" class="tei tei-ref">page 269</a>, <span class="tei tei-q">“in roduction”</span> changed to <span class="tei tei-q">“introduction”</span></td></tr><tr class="tei tei-labelitem"><th class="tei tei-label"></th><td class="tei tei-item"><a href="#corr310" class="tei tei-ref">page 310</a>, parenthesis added before <span class="tei tei-q">“2nd”</span></td></tr><tr class="tei tei-labelitem"><th class="tei tei-label"></th><td class="tei tei-item"><a href="#corr312" class="tei tei-ref">page 312</a>, <span class="tei tei-q">“developmen”</span> changed to <span class="tei tei-q">“development”</span>,
+ <span class="tei tei-q">“gradua”</span> changed to <span class="tei tei-q">“<a href="#corr312a" class="tei tei-ref">gradual</a>”</span></td></tr></tbody></table>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">Variations in hyphenation (e.g. <span class="tei tei-q">“bootlace”</span>, <span class="tei tei-q">“boot-lace”</span>;
+ <span class="tei tei-q">“doorpost”</span>, <span class="tei tei-q">“door-post”</span>)
+ have not been changed.</p>
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+ <title>Above the Snow Line</title>
+ <author><name reg="Dent, Clinton Thomas">Clinton Thomas Dent</name></author>
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+ <author><name reg="Dent, Clinton Thomas">Clinton Thomas Dent</name></author>
+ <title>Above the Snow Line</title>
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+ <pubPlace>London</pubPlace>
+ <publisher>Longmans, Green, and Co.</publisher>
+ <date>1885</date>
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+<front>
+ <div>
+ <divGen type="pgheader" />
+ </div>
+ <div>
+ <divGen type="encodingDesc" />
+ </div>
+ <div>
+ <pgIf output="txt"><then></then>
+ <else><p rend="page-break-before: always"><figure url="images/cover.jpg" rend="w80"><figDesc>Cover image</figDesc></figure></p></else></pgIf>
+<pb/>
+
+<p rend="center; font-size: large; page-break-before: always">ABOVE THE SNOW LINE</p>
+
+<pb/>
+
+<p rend="center; small; page-break-before: always">LONDON: PRINTED BY<lb/>
+SPOTTISWOODE AND CO., NEW-STREET SQUARE<lb/>
+AND PARLIAMENT STREET</p>
+
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgi'/>
+
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgii'/>
+<pgIf output='txt'><then>
+ <p rend="ill">[Illustration: THE BIETSCHHORN. FROM THE PETERSGRAT]</p>
+</then><else>
+ <p rend="page-break-before: always"><figure url="images/illo_005.jpg" rend="w80"><head>THE BIETSCHHORN. FROM THE PETERSGRAT</head>
+ <figDesc>The Bietschhorn. From the Petersgrad</figDesc></figure></p>
+</else></pgIf>
+</div><titlePage rend="center; page-break-before: always">
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgiii'/>
+
+<docTitle>
+ <titlePart type="main" rend="font-size: xx-large">ABOVE THE SNOW LINE</titlePart>
+ <lb/><lb/>
+ <titlePart type="sub" rend="font-size: large">MOUNTAINEERING SKETCHES<lb/>
+ BETWEEN 1870 AND 1880</titlePart>
+</docTitle>
+ <lb/><lb/>
+ <byline>
+ BY<lb/>
+ <docAuthor rend="font-size: large">CLINTON DENT</docAuthor>
+ <lb/>
+ <hi rend="small">VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE ALPINE CLUB</hi>
+ </byline>
+ <lb/>
+ <epigraph>
+ <p><q><hi rend='italic'>Celui qui n’a jamais ses heures<lb/>de
+ folie est moins sage qu’il ne
+ le<lb/>pense</hi></q>—<hi rend='smallcaps'>La Bruyère</hi></p>
+ </epigraph>
+ <lb/>
+ <titlePart><hi rend="small">WITH TWO ENGRAVINGS BY EDWARD WHYMPER AND<lb/>
+ AN ILLUSTRATION BY PERCY MACQUOID</hi></titlePart>
+ <lb/><lb/><lb/>
+ <docImprint rend="font-size: large">
+ <pubPlace>LONDON</pubPlace><lb/>
+ <publisher>LONGMANS, GREEN, AND CO.</publisher><lb/>
+ <date>1885</date>
+ </docImprint>
+<lb/><lb/>
+ <titlePart><hi rend='italic; font-size: small'>All rights reserved</hi></titlePart>
+</titlePage><div>
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgiv'/>
+
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgv'/>
+
+<p rend="center; page-break-before: always">
+ THESE SKETCHES OF MOUNTAINEERING<lb/>
+ I DEDICATE TO<lb/>
+ <hi rend="font-size: large">T. I. D.</hi><lb/>
+ <hi rend="small">IN THE HOPE THAT A BOOK WITHOUT A HEROINE<lb/>
+ MAY, AT LEAST, ACQUIRE SOME FEMININE INTEREST</hi>
+</p>
+
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgvi'/>
+</div><div type="preface" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgvii'/>
+<index index="toc"/><index index="pdf"/>
+<head>PREFACE</head>
+
+<p>
+Some of the following sketches do not now appear for
+the first time; but such as have been before published
+in other form have been entirely re-written,
+and, in great measure, recast.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb"/>
+
+<p>
+To the writer the work has afforded an occasional
+distraction from more serious professional work, and
+he cannot wish better than that it should serve the
+same purpose to the reader.
+</p>
+
+<dateline rend="text-align: left"><name type="place"><hi rend='smallcaps'>Cortina di Ampezzo</hi></name>:<lb/>
+<date><hi rend='italic'>September 1884</hi></date>.</dateline>
+
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgviii'/>
+</div><div type="toc" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgix'/>
+<index index="toc"/><index index="pdf"/>
+<head>CONTENTS</head>
+
+ <table rend="tblcolumns:'lw(65m) r'; latexcolumns:'p{7.5cm}r'">
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER I.</cell>
+ <cell></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE</hi></cell>
+ <cell></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><hi rend="small">PAGE</hi></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Buried records—<hi rend='italic'>Litera scripta manet</hi>—The survival of the unfit—A
+literary octopus—Sybaritic mountaineering—On mountain
+<q>form</q>—Lessons to be learned in the Alps—The growth
+and spread of the climbing craze—Variations of the art—A
+tropical day in the valley—A deserted hostelry—The hotel
+staff appears in several characters—Ascent of the Balfrinhorn—Our
+baggage train and transport department—A well-ventilated
+shelter—On sleeping out: its advantages on the
+present occasion—The Mischabelhörner family group—A
+plea for Saas and the Fée plateau—We attack the Südlenzspitz—The
+art of detecting hidden crevasses—Plans for the
+future—Sentiment on a summit—The feast is spread—The
+Alphubeljoch—We meet our warmest welcome at an inn</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><anchor id="corrix"/><corr sic="(missing)"><ref target="Pg001">1</ref></corr></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER II.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>The Alpine dramatis personæ—Mountaineering fact and romance—The
+thirst for novelty and its symptoms—The first ascent
+of the Moming—Preliminaries are observed—Rock <hi rend='italic'>v.</hi> snow
+mountains—The amateur and the guide on rocks and on
+<pb n='x'/><anchor id='Pgx'/>snow—The programme is made out—Franz Andermatten—Falling
+stones in the gully—We smooth away the difficulties—The
+psychological effects of reaching mountain summits—A
+rock bombardment and a narrow escape—The youthful
+tourist and his baggage—Hotel trials—We are interviewed—The
+gushers</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg031">31</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER III.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>The Alps and the early mountaineers—The last peaks to surrender—The
+Aiguille du Dru—Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury’s
+attempt on the peak—One-day expeditions in the Alps
+and thoughts on huts and sleeping out—The Chamouni
+guide system—A word on guides, past and present—The
+somnolent landlord and his peculiarities—Some of the party
+see a chamois—Doubts as to the peak and the way—The
+duplicity of the Aiguille deceives us—Telescopic observations—An
+ill-arranged glacier—Franz and his mighty axe—A
+start on the rocks in the wrong direction—Progress reported—An
+adjournment—The rocks of the lower peak of the
+Aiguille du Dru—Our first failure—The expedition resumed—A
+new line of ascent—We reach the sticking point—Beaten
+back—The results gained by the two days’ climbing</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg056">56</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER IV.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>The art of meteorological vaticination—The climate we leave
+our homes for—Observations in the valley—The diligence
+arrives and shoots its load—Types of travellers—The Alpine
+habitué—The elderly spinster on tour—A stern Briton—A
+family party—We seek fresh snow-fields—The Bietschhorn—A
+sepulchral bivouac—On early starts and their curious
+effects on the temperament—A choice of routes—A deceptive
+ice gully—The avalanches on the Bietschhorn—We work up
+<pb n='xi'/><anchor id='Pgxi'/>to a dramatic situation—The united party nearly fall out—A
+limited panorama—A race for home—Caught out—A short
+cut—Driven to extremities—The water jump—An aged person
+comes to the rescue—A classical banquet at Ried—The
+old curé and his hospitality—A wasted life?</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg096">96</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER V.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Chamouni again—The hotel <hi rend='italic'>clientèle</hi>—A youthful hero—The inevitable
+English family—A scientific gentleman—A dream
+of the future—The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine
+literature—A condensed mountain ascent—Wanted, a programme—A
+double <q>Brocken</q>—A hill-side phenomenon and
+a familiar character—A strong argument—Halting doubts
+and fears—A digression on mountaineering accidents—<q>From
+gay to grave, from lively to severe</q>—The storm
+breaks—A battle with the elements—Beating the air—The
+ridge carried by assault—What next, and next?—A topographical
+problem and a cool proposal—The descent down
+the Vallée Blanche—The old Montanvert hotel—The Montanvert
+path and its frequenters</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg130">130</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER VI.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><q><foreign rend='italic'>Decies repetita placebit</foreign></q></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure—Expeditions
+on the Aiguille du Dru in 1874—The ridge between the
+Aiguilles du Dru and Verte—<q>Défendu de passer par là</q>—Distance
+lends enchantment—Other climbers attack the
+peak—View of the mountain from the Col de Balme—We
+try the northern side, and fail more signally than usual—Showing
+that mountain fever is of the recurrent type—We
+take seats below, but have no opportunity of going up
+higher<pb n='xii'/><anchor id='Pgxii'/>—The campaign opens—We go under canvas—A spasmodic
+start, and another failure—A change of tactics and a new
+leader—Our sixteenth attempt—Sports and pastimes at
+Chamouni—The art of cray-fishing—The apparel oft proclaims
+the man—A canine acquaintance—A new ally—The
+turning-point of the expedition—A rehearsal for the final
+performance—A difficult descent—A blank in the narrative—A
+carriage misadventure—A penultimate failure—We start
+with two guides and finish with one—The rocks of the Dru—Maurer
+joins the party—Our nineteenth attempt—A
+narrow escape in the gully—The arête at last—The final
+scramble—Our foe is vanquished and decorated—The return
+journey—Benighted—A moonlight descent—We are graciously
+received—On <q>fair</q> mountaineering—The prestige
+of new peaks—Chamouni becomes festive—<q>Heut’ Abend
+grosses Feuerwerkfest</q>—Chamouni dances and shows hospitality—The
+scene closes in </cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg169">169</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER VII.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">1. <hi rend='italic'>A Pardonable Digression.</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>On well-ordered intellects—The drawbacks of accurate memory—Sub-Alpine
+walks: their admirers and their recommendations—The
+<q>High-Level Route</q>—The Ruinette—An infallible
+prescription for ill-humour—A climb and a meditation
+on grass slopes—The agile person’s acrobatic feats—The
+psychological effects of sunrise—The ascent of the
+Ruinette—We return to our mutton at Arolla—A vision on
+the hill-side.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">2. <hi rend='italic'>A Little Maiden.</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Saas in the olden days—A neglected valley—The mountains
+drained dry—A curious omission—The Portienhorn, and its
+good points as a mountain—The chef produces a masterpiece—An
+undesirable tenement to be let unfurnished—An
+evicted family—A rapid act of mountaineering—On the
+<pb n='xiii'/><anchor id='Pgxiii'/>pleasures of little climbs—The various methods of making
+new expeditions on one mountain—On the mountaineer who
+has nothing to learn, and his consequent ignorance </cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg236">236</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER VIII.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Long <q>waits</q> and entr’actes—The Mont Buet as an unknown
+mountain—We hire carriages—A digression on a stationary
+vehicle—A straggling start—The incomplete moralist—The
+niece to the moralist—A discourse on gourmets—An artistic
+interlude—We become thoughtful, and reach the height of
+sentiment and the top of the Mont Buet—Some other members
+of the party—The mountaineers perform—How glissading
+ambition did o’erleap itself—A vision on the summit—The
+moralist leaves us for a while—Entertainment at the Bérard
+Chalet—View of the Aiguille Verte—The end of the journey</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg266">266</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER IX.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">A FRAGMENT</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>An unauthentic MS.—Solitude on the mountain: its advantages
+to the historian of the Alps—A rope walk—The crossing of
+the Schrund—A novel form of avalanche and an airy situation—A
+towering obstacle—The issue of the expedition in
+the balance—A very narrow escape—The final rush—Victory!—The
+perils of the descent—I plunge <hi rend='italic'>in medias res</hi>—A
+flying descent</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><anchor id="corrxiv"/><corr sic="290"><ref target="Pg291">291</ref></corr></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER X.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Mountaineers and their critics—The early days of the Alpine
+Club—The founders of mountaineering—The growth of the
+ <pb n='xiv'/><anchor id='Pgxiv'/>amusement—Novelty and exploration—The formation of
+centres—Narrowing of the field of mountaineering—The upward
+limit of mountaineering—De Saussure’s experience—Modern
+development of climbing—Mr. Whymper’s experience—Mr.
+Graham’s experience—The ascent of great heights—Mr.
+Grove’s views—Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher’s balloon
+experiences—Reasons for dissenting from Mr. Glaisher’s
+views—The possibility of ascending Mount Everest—Physiological
+aspect of the question—Acclimatisation to great
+heights—The direction in which mountaineering should be
+developed—The results that may be obtained—Chamouni a
+century hence—A Rip van Winkle in the Pennine Alps—The
+dangers of mountaineering—Conclusion</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg300">300</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ </table>
+ <milestone unit="tb" rend="rule: 15%"/>
+ <table rend="tblcolumns:'lw(52m) r'; latexcolumns:'p{6cm}r'">
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center" cols="2"><hi rend="font-size: large">ILLUSTRATIONS</hi></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell><hi rend='smallcaps'>The Bietschhorn from the Petersgrat</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><hi rend='italic'><ref target="Pgii">Frontispiece</ref></hi></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell><hi rend='smallcaps'>The Aiguille du Dru from the South</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="fig169"><hi rend='italic'>to face page</hi> 169</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell><hi rend='smallcaps'>A Vision on a Summit</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="fig282">"     282</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ </table>
+
+ </div>
+</front>
+<body rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='1'/><anchor id='Pg001'/>
+<p rend="center"><hi rend="font-size: xx-large">ABOVE THE SNOW LINE</hi></p>
+
+ <div type="chapter" n="1">
+<index index="toc" level1="I. An expedition in the olden style"/>
+<index index="pdf" level1="I. An expedition in the olden style"/>
+<head>CHAPTER I.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+Buried records—<hi rend='italic'>Litera scripta manet</hi>—The survival of the unfit—A
+literary octopus—Sybaritic mountaineering—On mountain
+<q>form</q>—Lessons to be learned in the Alps—The growth and
+spread of the climbing craze—Variations of the art—A tropical
+day in the valley—A deserted hostelry—The hotel staff appears
+in several characters—Ascent of the Balfrinhorn—Our baggage
+train and transport department—A well-ventilated shelter—On
+sleeping out: its advantages on the present occasion—The Mischabelhörner
+family group—A plea for Saas and the Fée plateau—We
+attack the Südlenzspitz—The art of detecting hidden
+crevasses—Plans for the future—Sentiment on a summit—The
+feast is spread—The Alphubeljoch—We meet our warmest
+welcome at an inn.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+There exists a class of generously-minded folk who
+display a desire to improve their fellow-creatures
+and a love for their species, by referring pointedly to
+others for the purpose of mentioning that the objects
+of their remarks have never been guilty of certain
+enormities: a critical process, which is about equivalent
+to tarring an individual, but, from humanitarian
+considerations, omitting to feather him also. The
+<pb n='2'/><anchor id='Pg002'/>ordeal, as applied to others, is unwarrantable; but
+there is a certain odd pleasure in subjecting oneself
+to it. Now, it is but a paraphrase to say that the
+more we go about, the more, in all probability, shall
+we be strengthened in the conviction that the paradise
+of fools must have a large acreage. The average
+Briton has a constantly present dread that he is likely
+to do something to justify his admission into that
+department of Elysium. The thought that he has
+so qualified, will wake him up if it crosses his mind
+even in a dream, or make his blood run cold—whatever
+that may mean—in his active state. Thus it
+falls out that he is for ever, as it were, conning over
+the pass-book of his actions, and marvelling how
+few entries he can find on the credit side, as he
+does so. It is asserted as a fact (and it were hard
+to gainsay the sentiment), that <hi rend='italic'>Litera scripta manet</hi>.
+No doubt; but how much more obtrusively true is it
+that printed matter is as indestructible as the Hydra?
+It has occurred sometimes to the writer, on very,
+very sleepless nights, to take down from a shelf, to
+slap the cover in order to get rid of a considerable
+amount of dust, and to peruse, in a volume well-known
+to all members of the Alpine Club, accounts written
+years before, of early mountain expeditions. To trace
+in some such way, at any rate to search for, indications
+of a fancied development of mind has a curious
+fascination for the solitary man. Effusions which an
+<pb n='3'/><anchor id='Pg003'/>author would jealously hide away from the eyes of his
+friends, have a strangely absorbing interest to the
+man who reflects that he himself was their perpetrator.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The survival of the unfit</note>
+
+<p>
+We most of us, whatever principles we assert on the
+matter, keep stowed away, in some corner or another,
+the overflow of a fancied talent. The form varies:
+it may, perhaps, be a five act tragedy, possibly a
+psychological disquisition, or a sensational novel in
+three volumes of MS. It is a satisfaction to turn
+such treasures out from time to time when no eyes
+are upon us, even if it be only to thank Heaven
+devoutly that they have always lain unknown and
+uncriticised. <q>Il n’y a rien qui rafraichisse le sang
+comme d’avoir su éviter de faire une sottise.</q> Of
+work done, of which the author had no especial
+reason to be proud, a feeling of thankfulness in a
+lesser degree may arise from the consciousness that,
+if ever recognised at all, it is now, happily, forgotten.
+So have these early effusions sometimes amused,
+not infrequently astounded, and at the worst have
+nearly always brought the wished-for slumber; and
+yet in Alpine writings the same accounts were for
+the most part as faithful representations as the writer
+could set down on paper of impressions made at
+the time. It has often occurred to me to ask what
+manner of description a writer would give of an
+expedition made many years before. How would the
+lapse of time influence him? Would he make light
+<pb n='4'/><anchor id='Pg004'/>of whatever danger there was? Would the picture
+require a very decided coat of varnish to make it at
+all recognisable? Would the crudities come out still
+more strongly, or would the colours all have faded
+and sunk harmoniously together in his picture? The
+speculation promised to be interesting enough to
+make it worth while to give practical effect to the
+idea. Now the expedition narrated in this chapter
+was made in 1870, and possibly, therefore, if a description
+were worth giving at all, it had better have
+been given fresh. We can always find some proverb
+tending more or less to justify any course of action
+that we may be desirous of pursuing, and by distorting
+the meaning of a quotation manage to serve our own
+ends. Of all the ill-used remarks of this nature, surely
+the most often employed is, <q>Better late than never;</q>
+the extreme elasticity of which saying, in the application
+thereof, is well evidenced by the doctor who
+employed it in justification of his late arrival when he
+came on a professional visit to the lady and found the
+baby learning its alphabet.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Sybaritic mountaineering</note>
+
+<p>
+When an aquarium was a fashionable resort,
+amongst a good many queer and loose fish, we became
+familiar with a monstrously ill-favoured beast
+called a cuttle-fish: and may have had a chance of
+seeing how the animal, if attacked by his physical
+superior, resorted to the ingenious plan of effusing
+a quantity of ink, and, under cover of this, retreating
+<pb n='5'/><anchor id='Pg005'/>hastily backwards out of harm’s way. There are
+some, less ingenuous than the Octopus, who retreat
+first into obscurity and then pour out their effusion of
+ink. But it is more common to use the flare of an
+epigram or of a proverb, as a conjurer does his wand,
+to distract attention for the moment and divert the
+thought current from matters we do not wish to be
+too evident. At any rate, I must in the present instance
+lay under tribute the author of Proverbs, and
+add another straw to the already portentous burden
+that they who wish to compound for literary sins have
+already piled on his back. Apologising is, however, a
+dangerous vice, as a well-known writer has remarked.
+The account, though a sort of literary congenital
+cripple, has still a prescriptive right to live. Besides
+this expedition was undertaken in the pre-Sybaritic age
+of mountaineering, and before the later refinements of
+that art and science had taken firm hold of its
+votaries. What would the stern explorers of former
+time have thought, or said, if they had perceived
+persons engaged on the glaciers sitting down on camp-stools
+to a light refection of truffle pie and cold punch?
+Such banquets are not uncommon now, though precisians
+with a tendency to dyspepsia still object
+strongly to them. In those days, too, mountaineers
+were not so much differentiated that climbers were
+talked of by their fellows like cricketers are described
+in the book of Lillywhite. <q>Jones,</q> for instance, <q>is a
+<pb n='6'/><anchor id='Pg006'/>brilliant cragsman, but inclined to be careless on
+moraines.</q> <q>Noakes,</q> again, <q>remarkably sure and steady
+on snow, fairly good in a couloir, would do better if he
+did not possess such an astounding appetite and would
+pay more attention to the use of the rope.</q> <q>Stokes
+possesses remarkable knowledge of the Alps; on rocks
+climbs with his head; we wish we could say honestly
+that he can climb at all with his hands and feet.</q>
+<q>Thompson, first-rate step-cutter; walks on snow with
+the graceful gait and unlaboured action of a shrimp-catcher
+at his work: kicks down every loose stone he
+touches.</q> Thus different styles of climbing are recognised.
+<q>Form,</q> as it is called in climbing, was in the
+old days an unknown term, and yet it is probable that
+the <q>form</q> was by no means inferior to any that can
+be shown now-a-days. The reason is obvious enough
+and the explanation lies simply in the fact that the
+apprenticeship served in the mountains was then
+much longer than it is now. People did not so often
+try to ride a steeple-chase before they had learnt to
+sit in a saddle, or appreciated that the near side was
+the best by which to get up. When this particular
+expedition was made (towards which I feel that I am
+an unconscionable time in making a start) I had been
+five or six seasons in the Alps, during the first two of
+which I had never set foot on a snow-slope. There
+had always seemed to me from the first, to be so much
+absolutely to learn in mountaineering: there is no
+<pb n='7'/><anchor id='Pg007'/>less now, indeed there is more, for the science has
+been developed, but it seems beyond doubt, that fewer
+people recognise the fact. Like most other arts, it
+can only be learnt in one way, by constant practice, by
+constant care and attention and by always doing everything
+in the mountains to the best of one’s ability.
+Too many may seem to think that there is a royal
+road, and fail to recognise that a plebeian does not alter
+his status by walking along this variety of highway.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The growth of the climbing craze</note>
+
+<p>
+Time rolled on. The fascination of climbing
+spread abroad, and it followed with the increasing
+number of mountaineers that more and more difficulties
+were experienced in attempts to diversify the
+sport in the Alps alone, and in emerging from the
+common herd of climbers. Then a new danger arose.
+The sport grew fashionable—a serious symptom to
+its true lovers. Books of Alpine adventure readily
+found readers; novels, and other forms of nonsense,
+were written about the mountains; accounts of new
+expeditions were telegraphed at once to all parts of
+the world, and found as important a place in the
+newspapers as the Derby betting, or the latest reports
+as to the precise medical details of some eminent person’s
+internal complaint. Still further did the craving
+for novelty spread, and more strange did the means of
+satisfying it become. The mountains were ascended
+without guides: in winter; by people afflicted with
+mental aberration who wore tall hats and frock coats
+<pb n='8'/><anchor id='Pg008'/>on the glaciers; by persons who were ignorant of the
+laws of optics as applied to large telescopes; in bad
+weather, by wrong routes and so forth. Then, too,
+set in what may be called the variation craze. This
+is very infectious. For those who can see no beauty in
+a scene that some one else has gazed on before it is
+still a passion. We may still at times, in the Alps,
+hear people say, <q>Oh yes, that is a very fine expedition,
+no doubt, but I don’t think I care much about
+undertaking it; you see so and so has done it;
+couldn’t we manage to strike out a different line?</q>
+The result is a <q>variation</q> expedition. The composer
+when hard driven, and not strongly under the influence
+of the Muse, will at times take some innocent,
+simple melody and submit it to exquisite torture by
+writing what he is pleased to call variations. Sometimes
+he will not rest till he has perpetrated as many
+as thirty-two on some innocent little tune of our
+childhood. The original air becomes entirely lost,
+like a sixpence buried in a flour bag, and we may
+marvel, for instance, as may the travelled American,
+at the immense amount of foreign matter that may be
+introduced into <q>Home, sweet home.</q> Even so does
+the climber sometimes practise his art. But for one
+who entertains a strict respect for the old order of
+things, and for the memory of an age of mountaineering
+now rapidly passing into oblivion, to write in any
+such strain would be intolerable. And so, even as a
+<pb n='9'/><anchor id='Pg009'/>theatrical manager when his brilliant play, stolen, or,
+as it is generally described, <q>adapted,</q> from the French,
+does not run, I may be allowed to raise the curtain on
+a revival of the old drama, a comedy in one short
+act, and not provided with any very thrilling <q>situations.</q>
+The <q>scenarium</q> lay ready to hand in the
+leaves of an old journal, which may possibly share,
+with other old leaves, the property of being rather
+dry. But we are meandering, as it were, in the
+valleys, and run some risk of digressing too far from
+the path which should lead to the mountain in hand.
+There is a story of a clergyman who selected a rather
+long text as a preface to his discourse, and finding,
+when he had read it at length a second time, that his
+congregation were mostly disposed in attitudes which
+might be of attention, but which were, at the same
+time, suggestive of slumber, wisely concluded to defer
+enlarging upon it till a more fitting occasion, and dismissed
+his hearers, or at any rate those present, with
+the remark that they had heard his text and that he
+would not presume to mar its effectiveness by any
+exordium upon it. <hi rend='italic'>Revenons.</hi>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A tropical day in the valley</note>
+
+<p>
+In the early part of August 1870, our party walked
+one sultry day up the Saas Valley. The dust glittered
+thick and yellow on our boots. Many of the smaller
+brooks had struck work altogether, while the main
+river was reduced to a clear stream trickling lazily
+down between sloping banks of rounded white boulders
+<pb n='10'/><anchor id='Pg010'/>that shone with a painful glare in the strong sunlight.
+The more muscular of the grasshoppers found their
+limbs so lissom in the warmth that they achieved the
+most prodigious leaps out of sheer lightheartedness;
+for they sprang so far that they could have had no
+definite idea where they might chance to light. On
+the stone walls busy little lizards, with heaving flanks,
+scurried about with little fitful spurts, and vanished
+abruptly into the crannies, perpetually playing hide
+and seek with each other, and always seeming out of
+breath. The foliage drooped motionless in the heavy
+air and the shadows it cast lengthened along the dusty
+ground as steadily as the streak on a sundial. The
+smoke from the guides’ pipes (and guides, like itinerant
+nigger minstrels, always have pipes in their mouths
+when moving from the scene of one performance to
+another) hung in mid air, and the vile choking smell
+of the sputtering lucifer matches was perceptible when
+the laggards reached the spot where a man a hundred
+yards ahead had lighted one of these abominations.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To pass under the shade of a walnut tree was refreshing
+like a cold douche; and to step forth again
+into the heat and glare made one almost gasp.
+Flannel shirts were miserably inadequate to the strain
+put upon their absorbent qualities. The potatoes and
+cabbages were white and piteously dusty. Even the
+pumpkins seemed to be trying to bury their plump
+forms in the cool recesses of the earth. Everywhere
+<pb n='11'/><anchor id='Pg011'/>there seemed a consciousness as of a heavy droning
+hum. All of which may be concisely summed up in
+the now classical opening remark of a well-known
+comedy character, one <q>Perkyn Middlewick</q> to wit,
+<q>It’s ’ot.</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A deserted hostelry</note>
+
+<p>
+When within a little distance of the hotel I enquired
+whether it was worth while for one of the
+party to push on to secure rooms. The guides thought,
+on the whole, that it was unnecessary, and this opinion
+was justified subsequently by the fact that we found
+ourselves the sole occupants of the hotel during the
+week or so that we remained in the district. It was
+the year of the war; ugly rumours were about, but
+very few tourists. Selecting, therefore, the most
+luxurious apartment, and having given over to the care
+of one Franz, who appeared in the character of <q>boots</q>
+to the hotel, a remarkable pair of cowhide brogues of
+original design, as hard as sabots and much more uncomfortable,
+I sat down on a stone slab, in order to
+cool down to a temperature that might permit of dining
+without fear of imperilling digestion. So pleased were
+the hotel authorities at the presence of a traveller that
+they exerted themselves to the utmost to entertain
+us well, and with remarkable results. I find a record
+of the dinner served. There were ten dishes in consecutive
+order, exclusive of what Americans term <q>fixings.</q>
+As to the nature of nine it was difficult to speak with
+any degree of certainty, but the tenth was apparently
+<pb n='12'/><anchor id='Pg012'/>a blackbird that had perished of starvation and whose
+attenuated form the chef had bulged out with extraneous
+matter. Franz, who seemed to be a sort of
+general utility man to the establishment, had thrown
+off, with the ease of a Gomersal or a Ducrow, the outward
+habiliments of a boots and appeared now as a
+waiter, in a shirt so hard and starched that he was
+unable to bend and could only button his waistcoat by
+the sense of touch. The repast over, Franz removed
+the shirt front and unbent thereupon in manner as in
+person. Assuming engaging airs, he entered into
+conversation, disappearing however for short intervals
+at times, in order, as might be inferred from certain
+sounds proceeding from an adjoining apartment, to
+discharge the duties of a chamber-maid. Subsequently
+it transpired that he was the proprietor of the hotel.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The hut above Fée</note>
+
+<p>
+We agreed to commence our mountaineering by an
+ascent of the Balfrinhorn, a most charming walk
+and one which even in those days was considered a
+gentle climb. There are few peaks about this district
+which will better repay the climber of moderately high
+ambition, and it is possible to complete the expedition
+without retracing the steps. There is no danger, and
+it is hard to say to what part of the mountain an
+enthusiast would have to go in order to discover any:
+so the expedition, though perhaps prosaic, is still very
+interesting throughout and quite in the olden style.
+The solitude at the hotel was somewhat dull, and the
+<pb n='13'/><anchor id='Pg013'/>conversational powers of the guides soon exhausted if
+we travelled beyond the subject of chamois hunting, I
+did indeed try on one occasion to explain to them, in
+answer to an earnest request, the military system of
+Great Britain. But, with a limited vocabulary, the
+task was not easy and, as I could not think of any
+words to express what was meant by red tape, circumlocution,
+and short service, my exposition was limited
+to enlarging on the facts that the warriors of my
+native country were exceeding valiant folk with very
+fine chests, that they wore highly padded red coats
+and little hats like half bonbon boxes cocked on one
+side and that they would never consent to be slaves.
+Burgener, anxious for some more stirring expedition,
+suggested that we should climb the Dom from the
+Saas side or make a first ascent of the Südlenzspitz.
+We had often talked of the former expedition, which
+had not at the time been achieved, and, in order to
+facilitate its accomplishment, divers small grants of
+money had been sent out from England to be expended
+in the construction of a hut some five hours’ walk
+above Fée. In answer to enquiries, the guides reported
+with no small amount of pride, that the building
+had been satisfactorily completed and they were
+of opinion that it was ready for occupation. At some
+length the process of building was described and it
+really seemed from their account that they had caused
+to be erected a shelter of unduly pretentious
+dimen<pb n='14'/><anchor id='Pg014'/>sions. It appeared, however, that the residence was
+equally well placed to serve as a shelter for an ascent
+of the Südlenzspitz and we decided ultimately to
+attack that peak first. Great preparations were
+made; an extensive assortment of very inferior
+blankets was produced and spread out in the road in
+front of the hotel, either for airing or some other ill-defined
+purpose, possibly from some natural pride in
+the extensive resources of the hotel. Then they pulled
+down and piled into a little stack, opposite the front
+door, fire wood enough to roast an ox, or convert an
+enthusiast into a saint.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">How ruin seized a roofless thing</note>
+
+<p>
+One fine afternoon we started. The entire staff and
+<hi rend='italic'>personnel</hi> of the hotel would have turned out to wish
+us good luck, but did not actually do so, as he was
+engaged in a back shed milking a cow. Laden with a
+large bundle of fire wood, I toiled up the steep grass
+slopes above Fée, leading to the Hochbalm glacier.
+The day was oppressively hot, and I was not wholly
+ungrateful on finding that the string round my bundle
+was loose and that the sticks dropped out one after
+another: accordingly I selected a place in the extreme
+rear of the caravan, lest my delinquencies should perchance
+be observed. The sun beat mercilessly down
+upon our backs on these bare slopes and we sighed
+involuntarily for Vallombrosa or Monaco or some
+equally shady place. The guides, who up to that time
+had spoken of their building as if it were of somewhat
+<pb n='15'/><anchor id='Pg015'/>palatial dimensions, now began rather to disparage
+the construction. Doubts were expressed as to the
+effects certain storms and heavy falls of snow might
+have had on it and regrets that the weather had
+prevented the builders from attending as minutely to
+details of finish and decoration as they could have
+wished. Putting this and that together, I came to
+the conclusion that the erection would probably be
+found to display but indifferent architectural merit.
+However, there was nothing better to look forward to.
+<q>Where is it?</q> <q>Oh, right up there, under the big
+cliff, close to where Alexander is.</q> In the dim distance
+could be distinguished the form of our guide as
+a little dark mass progressing on two pink flesh-coloured
+streaks, striding rapidly up the hill. The
+phenomenon of colour was due to the fact that,
+prompted by the sultriness of the day, Alexander had
+adopted in his garb a temporary variation of the
+Highland costume. A few minutes later he joined us,
+clothed indeed, and in a right, but still a melancholy
+frame of mind. Shaking his head sadly, he explained
+that a grievous disaster had taken place, evidently in
+the spring. The forebodings of the constructively-minded
+rustics we had left below, who knew about as
+much of architecture as they did of metaphysics,
+proved now to be true. They had remarked that they
+feared lest some chance stone should have fallen, and
+possibly have inflicted damage on the hut. Why they
+<pb n='16'/><anchor id='Pg016'/>had selected a site where such an accident might
+happen, was not at the moment quite obvious, but it
+became so later on. Burgener told us that the roof
+had been carried away. Beyond question the roof
+was gone; at any rate it was not there, and the rock
+must have fallen in a remarkable way indeed, for the
+cliff above was slightly overhanging, and the falling
+boulder, which was held accountable for the disaster,
+had carried away every vestige of wood-work about
+the place, not leaving even a splinter or a chip.
+However, to the credit of the builders, be it said that
+they had tidied up and swept very nicely, for there
+was no sawdust to be seen anywhere, nor indeed, any
+trace of carpentering work. The hut consequently
+resolved itself into a semi-circular stone wall, very
+much out of the perpendicular, built against a rock
+face. The chief architect, evidently a thoughtful
+person, had not omitted to leave a door. But it was
+easier on the whole to step over the wall, which I did,
+with as much scorn as Remus himself could have
+thrown into the action when seeking to aggravate his
+brother Romulus. So we entered into possession of
+the premises without, at any rate, the trouble of any
+preliminary legal formalities.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">On sleeping out</note>
+
+<p>
+In the matter of sleeping out, all mountaineers
+pass, provided they keep long enough at it, through
+three stages. In the early period, when imbued with
+what has been poetically termed the <q>ecstatic alacrity</q>
+<pb n='17'/><anchor id='Pg017'/>of youth, they burn with a desire to undergo hardship
+on mountains. Possibly a craving for sympathy
+in discomfort—that most universal of human attributes—prompts
+them to spend their nights in the
+most unsuitable places for repose. The practical
+carrying out of this tendency is apt to freeze very
+literally their ardour; at least, it did so in our case.
+Then follows a period during which the climber laughs
+to scorn any idea of dividing his mountain expedition.
+He starts the moment after midnight and plods along
+with a gait as free and elastic as that of a stage
+pilgrim or a competitor in a six days’ <q>go-as-you-please</q>
+pedestrian contest: for those who have a certain
+gift of somnambulism this method has its advantages.
+Finally comes a stage when the climber’s one
+thought is to get all the enjoyment possible out of his
+expedition and to get it in the way that seems best
+at the time. Now again he may be found at times
+tenanting huts, or the forms of shelter which are
+supposed to represent them. But his manner is
+changed; he no longer travels burdened with the impedimenta
+of his earlier days. He never looks at his
+watch now, except to ascertain the utmost limit of
+time he can dwell on a view. With advancing years
+and increasing Alpine wisdom, he derides the idea of
+accurately timing an expedition. His pedometer is
+probably left at home; he eats whenever he is hungry,
+and ceases to consider it a <hi rend='italic'>sine quâ non</hi> that he must
+<pb n='18'/><anchor id='Pg018'/>return to hotel quarters in time for dinner. Nor does
+he ever commit the youthful folly of walking at the
+rate of five miles an hour along the mule path in the
+valley or the high road at the end of an expedition,
+gaining thereby sore feet and absolutely nothing else.
+When he has reached this stage, however, he is considered
+<hi rend='italic'>passé</hi>; and when he has reached this stage
+he probably begins really to appreciate to the full the
+depth of the charm to be found in mountaineering.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But I digress even as the driven pig. A miserable
+night did we spend behind the stone wall. About
+9 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> came a furious hail-storm: at 10 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> rain fell
+heavily: at 11 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> snow began and went on till daybreak
+about 4 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> At 5 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> we got up quite stiff
+and stark like a recently killed villain of melodrama,
+when carried off the stage by four supers. By 6 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi>
+I had got into my boots. At 9 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> we swooped down
+once more on Franz at the hotel at Saas, persuaded
+him to relinquish certain scavenging occupations in
+which he was engaged, and to resume his post of
+waiter. A day or two later we sought our shelter
+once more. No luxurious provisions did we take with
+us. Some remarkable red wine, so sour that it forced
+one involuntarily to turn the head round over the
+shoulder on drinking it, filled one knapsack. The
+other contained slices of bread with parallel strata of
+a greasy nature intervening. These were spoken of,
+when we had occasion to allude to them, as
+sand<pb n='19'/><anchor id='Pg019'/>wiches. The fat was found to be an excellent
+emollient to my boots.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The Südlenzspitz</note>
+
+<p>
+The Südlenzspitz, though tall, labours under the
+topographical disadvantage of being placed in the
+company of giants. Close by, on the north side, is
+the Nadelhorn (14,876 ft.), while to the south, at no
+great distance, the Dom towers far above, reaching
+a height of 14,942 feet. In the Federal map of
+Switzerland (which is not very accurate in its delineation
+of the Saas district), the height of the
+Südlenzspitz is marked as 14,108 ft. North and south
+from the Südlenzspitz, stretch away well-marked,
+but not particularly sharp ridges, the northern being
+chiefly of snow, and inclined at a moderate angle.
+To the east, a sharper rocky ridge falls away, terminating
+below, after the fashion of a <q>rational</q>
+divided skirt, in two undecided continuations which
+enclosed the Fall glacier. Climbing up by this ridge,
+Mr. W. W. Graham ascended the mountain in 1882.
+The <q>variation</q> is described as presenting very serious
+difficulties. But in our day, the old-fashioned custom
+of ascending mountains by the most obviously practicable
+way was still in vogue, and we decided, therefore,
+to make for the northern buttress. Leaping
+over the wall enclosing the ground-floor of our bivouac,
+we descended on to the Hochbalm glacier, made our
+way across the upper snow basin, and in good time
+reached the foot of the slope no great distance south
+<pb n='20'/><anchor id='Pg020'/>of the Nadelhorn. The view during this part of the
+walk is very characteristic of the range. From almost
+any point of view, the traveller is surrounded on three
+sides by a clearly marked amphitheatre of very beautifully
+formed mountains. On the right, the shapely
+little Ulrichshorn rises up in a self-sufficient manner,
+like a single artichoke in a vegetable dish. In front
+is the mass of the Nadelhorn and Südlenzspitz, while,
+looking back, the view of the mountains on the east
+side of the Saas valley is one of great and varied
+beauty. It must be confessed that these statements
+are derived principally from a contemplation of the
+map, for, to tell the truth, the recollection of the
+panorama we actually saw is rather indistinct. This
+much, however, I may record with confidence; that in
+all parts of the Saas district, the views struck me,
+in a day when I did not very much look at them,
+as possessing strong individuality and the greatest
+beauty.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A plea for Saas and Fée</note>
+
+<p>
+The Zermatt district may be still more striking,
+and they who have no time to visit both, no doubt do
+wisely to seek the more hackneyed valley. But for
+such as do not look upon guide-book statements as
+the dicta of an autocrat, and can exercise a thousandth
+part of the independence of judgment they manifest
+in the ordinary affairs of life, a brief deviation to the
+Saas country will come as a revelation. After the
+crowd, dust, and bustle of the highway to the
+re<pb n='21'/><anchor id='Pg021'/>cognised centre of the Alps, to turn aside to this
+region is a relief, like stepping out of a crowded ball-room
+on to a verandah, or gliding away in a gondola
+from the railway station at Venice. Look, too, at
+the architecture of the great mountains here, and the
+spectator will perceive how nature has succeeded to
+perfection in achieving what all artists fail in doing;
+that is in designing, and in a manner that precludes
+criticism, a pendant; and a pendant too to the Zermatt
+panorama. The necessary object in the foreground
+of the picture—which we all know to be an
+hotel—is provided. Who but nature would think of
+framing a pure white picture in a setting of the soft
+green pastures below, and the deep blue sky above?
+but here it is, and it is perfect. Yet the blue of the
+sky is repeated in the picture, for the towering séracs
+throw azure shadows on the satin-smooth snow slopes
+at their feet. Rest, strength, eternal solidity above in
+the mountain forms and crags; repose, softness, and
+the charm of a brightness below that must yield and
+fade before long to gather force for fresh development
+and renewal. No need to seek far for a parallel in our
+human world. Between the two districts, Zermatt and
+Saas-Fée, there is but the difference between the man
+who impresses at once by the force of character, and
+the man who has to be studied and learned before we
+recognise that he is something beyond the ordinary
+run of our fellow-creatures.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='22'/><anchor id='Pg022'/>
+<note place="margin">We attack the Südlenzspitz</note>
+<p>
+Before leaving England we had made tolerably
+minute inquiries, but had failed to discover any record
+of a previous ascent of the Südlenzspitz, though, as
+suggested by Mr. W. M. Conway, the mountain may
+have been previously climbed by Mr. Chapman. Some
+uncertainty, therefore, whether we should find any
+traces of previous climbers, gave the required piquancy
+to the expedition. We made at once up the slope
+for a long rocky buttress, and towards a part of the
+mountain down which the guides asserted stones had
+been known to fall in the afternoon. This statement
+was probably made with a view of encouraging their
+charge to greater exertions, for an old sprained ankle
+compelled me to the continual necessity of putting my
+best foot foremost in walking over difficult places.
+Still, the rocks were at no point very formidable, and
+progress was rendered somewhat easier by the fact
+that no critical companion was with me, so I felt at
+perfect liberty to transport myself upwards in any
+style that happened to suit the exigencies of the
+moment. I had not at that time quite passed the
+stage of believing all that the guides asserted with
+reference to the climbing capacities of the individual
+who pays them for assisting his locomotion, and had
+a distinct idea that I mastered all the obstacles in a
+particularly skilful manner. They said as much in
+fact, but reiterated their compliments so often that I
+somewhat fear now that I must frequently have given
+<pb n='23'/><anchor id='Pg023'/>occasion for these remarks of approbation; remarks
+which I have since observed are more frequently called
+forth to cover a blunder than to praise an exhibition of
+science. Probably my progress was about as graceful
+and sure as that of a weak-legged puppy placed for the
+first time in its life on a frozen pond, or a cockroach
+seeking to escape from the entrapping basin, for I had
+not then developed, in climbing rocks, the adhesive
+powers of—say the chest, which longer practice will
+sometimes furnish. We were accompanied by a
+porter of advanced years whose conversational powers
+were limited by an odd practice of carrying heavy
+parcels in his mouth. The day before he had carried
+up a large beam of wood for the camp fire in this
+manner. I never met a man with so much jaw and
+so little talk. He had apparently come out in order
+to practise himself for the mastication of the Saas
+mutton, for at the end of the day he would accept of
+nothing but a sum of two francs, for which I was very
+thankful. Similar disinterestedness in men of his
+class is not often met with nowadays.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The art of probing snow</note>
+<p>
+After awhile we left the buttress of rock and turned
+our attention to a snow slope and made our way up its
+crest. Here steps were necessary but there was no
+particular difficulty, for the slope resembled a modern
+French drawing-room tragedy, in that it was as broad
+as it was long. We had but to feel that the rope was
+taut, and could then look about with security. In good
+<pb n='24'/><anchor id='Pg024'/>time we stepped on to the ridge, and a glance upwards
+showed that the way was easy enough. We could not
+but feel that if we were to achieve the honour of a
+first ascent, such honour would be principally due to
+the fact that we had subdivided the secondary peaks
+of the chain more minutely than other travellers.
+The principle has been carried still further in these
+latter days, and as any little pale fish that can be
+caught and fried is considered whitebait, and any
+article that ladies choose to attach to their heads is
+termed a bonnet, so any point that can be climbed by
+an individual line of ascent is now held to be a separate
+mountain. A considerable snow cornice hung
+over on the northern side of the arête and great care
+was necessary, for the ridge itself was so broad and
+easy, that less careful guides might have made light
+of it; but Burgener, though he had already acquired
+a reputation for brilliancy and dash, never suffered
+himself for one moment to lose sight of the two great
+qualities in a guide, caution and thoroughness. At
+each step he probed the snow in front of him with all
+the diligence of a chiffonnier. It followed that our
+progress was somewhat slow, but it was none the less
+highly instructive. The accurate sense of touch in
+probing doubtful snow with the axe requires and
+deserves very much more practice than most people
+would imagine. The unpractised mountaineer may
+climb with more or less ease a difficult rock the first
+<pb n='25'/><anchor id='Pg025'/>time he is brought face to face with it, but long and
+carefully acquired experience is necessary before a
+man can estimate with certainty the bearing power
+of a snow bridge with a single thrust of the axe.
+Indeed many guides of reputation either do not possess
+or never acquire the muscular sense necessary to
+enable them to form a reliable opinion on this matter.
+As a rule, if the rope be properly used and such a
+mistake be made, somebody plunges through, is hauled
+out again and no harm is done; but there are occasions
+when serious accidents have happened, when probably
+lives have been lost owing to want of skilled
+knowledge in this detail of snow mountaineering. I
+have known guides who never failed when they came
+to a treacherous-looking bridge, to give it one apparently
+careless thrust with the axe and then walk
+across with perfect confidence; and I have seen
+others do exactly the same and disappear suddenly
+to cool regions below through the bridge; and <hi rend='italic'>vice
+versâ</hi>. The unskilful prober will make wide detours
+when he might go in safety, and the man of good
+snow touch will avoid what looks sound enough: till
+in returning, perhaps you see that the hard crust concealed
+but rotten things beneath: as in an ill-made
+dumpling. It needs no small amount of training
+to judge between the man who quickly and with
+certainty satisfies himself of the safety of a particular
+snow passage, and the man who is too careless
+<pb n='26'/><anchor id='Pg026'/>properly to investigate it; yet without such experience
+the amateur is not really able to decide whether a
+guide be a good or a bad one.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">Sentiment on a summit</note>
+<p>
+Here and there along the ridge short rock passages
+gave a welcome relief and at length we stood on
+the highest point of the ridge which culminates so
+gently in the actual peak of the Südlenzspitz. Our
+first care was to scrape about and hunt diligently for
+traces of any previous party. No relic of conviviality
+could be found, and as all the flat stones about
+appeared to be in their natural state of disorder, we
+piled up some of them into a neat little heap, and
+came to the conclusion that we had performed very
+doughty deeds. But we were younger then. The
+sun was out, there was a dead calm, and we lay
+for a while basking in the warmth and planning a
+serious expedition for some future year. It may seem
+strange in these days of rocket-like mountaineering
+when the climber, like the poet, <hi rend='italic'>nascitur non fit</hi>, but
+the peak whose assault we discussed was none other
+than the Matterhorn. It was no longer thought
+that goblins and elves tenanted its crags; but although
+these spectres had not yet been frightened away and
+turned out of house and home by sardine boxes and
+broken bottles, some trace of prestige still adhered to
+the mountain. It had not then, like a galley slave,
+been bound with chains, or, even as a trussed chicken,
+girt about with many cords. Nor was the ascent of
+<pb n='27'/><anchor id='Pg027'/>the peak then talked about as carelessly as might be
+a walk along Margate pier. Alexander Burgener had
+never been up the peak, though he was most anxious
+to get an opportunity of doing so. I can remember
+well the advice that was given to me on the top of the
+Südlenzspitz to practise further on a few less formidable
+mountains before attacking the fascinating Mont
+Cervin itself. Alas for the old days and the old style
+of mountaineering! It may be doubted whether such
+discussions often take place nowadays; but then it
+was only my sixth season in the Alps. The following
+year we did hatch out the project laid on the top of
+the Südlenzspitz to climb the Matterhorn together.
+To this moment I can remember as I write every
+detail of the climb and every incident of the day as
+vividly as if it were yesterday; and what a splendid
+expedition it was then. The old, old fascination can
+never come back again in quite the same colours;
+better, perhaps, that it should not. Is it always true
+that <q>a sorrow’s crown of sorrow is remembering
+happier things</q>? Surely there is a keenness and a
+depth of pleasure to be found in recalling happiness,
+though it may never return in its old form; and the
+memory of pleasure just toned with a trace of sadness
+is one of the most profound emotions that can stir the
+human heart. Go on and climb the Alps ye that
+follow: nowhere else will you find the same pleasure.
+But it is changed, and in this amusement the old
+<pb n='28'/><anchor id='Pg028'/>fascination will never be quite the same to you. It
+may be, it will be, equally keen, but as there is a
+difference between skating on virgin ice and that which,
+though still good, is scored by marks of predecessors,
+so will you fail to find a something which in the olden
+days of mountaineering seemed always present. Go
+elsewhere if you will, and seek fresh fields for mountaineering
+enterprise in the Caucasus, the Himalayas,
+the Andes. There you will find the mountains have
+a charm of their own: the mark is as good, but it is
+not the Alpine mark. That has been taken by others.
+<hi rend='italic'>Beati possidentes.</hi>
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The feast is spread</note>
+<p>
+Judging by the nature of these sentiments it would
+seem that we must have become pensive to the verge
+of slumber while on the summit. In descending, we
+followed our morning’s tracks, and scorning the
+seductive shelter of the hut made straight down for
+the hotel. On this occasion we found Franz, who was
+a man of varied resources and accomplishments,
+hanging his shirt, which apparently he had just
+washed, up to dry. Our unexpected arrival appeared
+to disconcert him a little, for the straitened nature of
+his wardrobe precluded him, to his great disappointment,
+from appearing at dinner in full costume. He
+conceived, however, an ingenious, though somewhat
+transparent subterfuge, and made believe that he had
+got a bad cold in the chest which compelled him to
+button his coat up tight round the neck. In honour
+<pb n='29'/><anchor id='Pg029'/>of our achievements he said he would go down to the
+cellar and bring us up a curious old wine. The cellar
+consisted apparently of a packing-case in a shed. Old
+the wine may have been; curious it certainly was, for
+it possessed a strong heathery flavour and seemed to
+turn hot very suddenly and stick fast in the throat
+like champagne at a suburban charity ball. But
+nevertheless, with the remnants of the blackbird or
+some other <hi rend='italic'>rara avis</hi> made into a species of pie, we
+feasted royally.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A few days later we crossed over to Zermatt by
+the Alphubel Joch, a heavy fall of snow having prevented
+any idea of making our contemplated assault
+on the Dom. A Swiss gentleman of a lively nature
+and excessive loquacity accompanied us. He was not
+an adroit snow walker, and disappeared on some five
+or six occasions abruptly into crevasses. The moment,
+however, that he got his head out again, he resumed
+his narrative at the exact point at which it had been
+perforce broken off without exhibiting the least discomposure.
+The subject to which his remarks referred
+I did not succeed in ascertaining. We parted at a
+little chalet not far from the Riffel, leaving our friend
+lying flat on his back on the grass contemplating the sky
+with a fixed expression, with his hands folded over his
+waistcoat. He may have been a poet inspired with
+a sudden desire for composition for aught I know, or
+may have assumed this attitude as likely to facilitate
+<pb n='30'/><anchor id='Pg030'/>the absorption of a prodigious quantity of milk which
+he took at the chalet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As we drew nearer to the odd mixture of highly
+coloured huts and comfortable hotels that make up
+the village of Zermatt, a sense of returning home
+crept over the mind, a consciousness of friends at
+hand, of warm welcomes, mixed with the half presentiment
+that is always felt on such occasions, that
+some change would be found; but happily it was not
+so. The roadway was in its former state; the cobble
+stones a trifle more irregular and worn more smooth,
+but still the same. The same guides, or their prototypes,
+were sitting on the same wall drumming their
+heels. The same artist was hard at work on a sketch
+of the Matterhorn in a field hard by. The same party
+just returning from the Görner Grat. The same
+man looking out with sun-scorched face from the salon
+window and the same click from the self-willed billiard
+balls on the uncertain table below. Ay, and the same
+unmistakable heartfelt greetings and handshakings at
+the door of the Monte Rosa. Churlish indeed should
+we have been if we had sighed to think that we had
+met our warmest welcome at an inn.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="2" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='31'/><anchor id='Pg031'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="II. The Rothhorn (Moming) from Zermatt"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="II. The Rothhorn (Moming) from Zermatt"/>
+<head>CHAPTER II.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+The Alpine dramatis personæ—Mountaineering fact and romance—The
+thirst for novelty and its symptoms—The first ascent of the
+Moming—Preliminaries are observed—Rock <hi rend='italic'>v.</hi> snow mountains—The
+amateur and the guide on rocks and on snow—The programme
+is made out—Franz Andermatten—Falling stones in the
+<anchor id="corr031"/><corr sic="gulley">gully</corr>—We smooth away the difficulties—The psychological
+effects of reaching mountain summits—A rock bombardment and
+a narrow escape—The youthful tourist and his baggage—Hotel
+trials—We are interviewed—The gushers.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+The writer of an Alpine narrative labours under more
+disadvantages than most literary folk—if authors
+generally will permit the association, and allow that
+those who rush into print with their Alpine experiences
+have the smallest claim to be dignified with such a
+title. One drawback is that their accounts necessarily
+suffer from a paucity of characters. A five-act tragedy
+supported, to use a theatrical expression, by two walking
+gentlemen, one heavy lead and a low comedy
+<q>super,</q> might possibly pall upon an audience, but in
+Alpine literature, if I may be permitted to push the
+metaphor a little further, not only is this the case but
+the unhappy reader finds the characters like <q>barn
+<pb n='32'/><anchor id='Pg032'/>stormers</q> playing now comedy, now tragedy, and
+sometimes, it may possibly be added, dramas of
+romance.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">Fact and romance</note>
+<p>
+Again, in all matters absolutely relating to mountaineering
+in the Alps, the narrator feels bound
+to stick to matters of fact. The drama of romance
+must be excluded from his répertoire, or, at any rate,
+very cautiously handled. I knew a man once, who
+on a single occasion went a-fishing in Norway and
+caught a salmon. Naturally he was proud of the
+achievement, and when in the company of brother
+sportsmen, would hold up his head, assume a knowing
+air, and take part in the conversation, such conversation
+relating, of course, to the size of the various fish
+those present had caught. Such unswerving and
+prosaic veracity did my friend possess, that, though
+sorely tempted as he must have been on many occasions,
+for ten years he never added a single ounce to
+the weight of his fish. A writer, an Alpine scribbler
+at any rate, is perhaps justified if he introduces
+incidents into an account of an expedition which may
+not have happened on that particular occasion, but
+which did happen on some other; and surely he
+may, without impropriety, romance a little on such
+part of his work as is not strictly geographical; for
+example, he may describe a chalet as being dirty,
+when according to the peasant’s standard of cleanliness
+it would have been considered spotless, or describe
+<pb n='33'/><anchor id='Pg033'/>a view as magnificent, when as a matter of fact he
+paid no attention to it, but he would be acting most
+culpably if he asserted that he got within fifty feet of
+the summit, well knowing that he was not fifty feet
+from the base of the peak, or if he stated that rocks
+were impossible, or an ice-fall impracticable, when the
+sole reason for his failure consisted in his being possessed
+with a strong desire to go back home. Of course
+a writer can only give his own impressions, and these
+are much tempered by increased experience and the
+lapse of time, but in taking up old accounts of
+Alpine work one not unfrequently finds a good deal
+of description that requires toning down. In these
+sketches I have striven honestly to render all that relates
+intimately to the actual mountains as accurate
+as possible, and would sooner be considered a dull than
+an unreliable historian.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is no easy matter to reproduce almost on the
+spot an account of a climb with absolute accuracy,
+however strong the desire may be to do so. Besides,
+a climber does not pursue his pastime with a note
+book perpetually open before him. If he does, his
+mountaineering is more of a business than he is
+usually willing to admit. The guide often, the
+amateur commonly, fails to recognise exactly from a
+distance a line of ascent or descent on rocks, though
+but just completed. Still more difficult is it to work
+out the precise details of a particular route on a map
+<pb n='34'/><anchor id='Pg034'/>or photograph. The microscopist knows that the
+higher powers of his instrument give him no additional
+insight into the structure of certain objects,
+but rather mislead. Even so may my readers be
+asked to employ but gymnoscopic criticism of these
+sketches.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The thirst for novelty</note>
+<p>
+In September 1872 our party reached Zermatt
+from Chamouni by the <q>high-level</q> route, a series of
+walks which no amount of familiarity will ever deprive
+of their charm, and concerning which more will be
+found elsewhere in this work. All Alpine climbers
+were then burning as fiercely as they ever did to
+achieve something new. They had just begun to
+realise that the stock of new peaks and passes was
+not inexhaustible, and that the supply was wholly
+inadequate to meet the demand. This feeling showed
+itself in various ways. Climbers looked upon each
+other with something of suspicion and jealousy, and
+if any new expedition was being planned by any one
+of their number the others would quickly recognise
+the state of affairs. If an Alpine man were found
+secreted in obscure corners conversing in a low voice
+with his guides and intent on a study of the map, or
+if he returned evasive answers when questioned as to
+his plans, he was at once set down as having, probably,
+a new expedition in mind. As for the guides,
+they assumed at once airs of importance, as does a
+commencing schoolboy newly arrayed in a tall hat,
+<pb n='35'/><anchor id='Pg035'/>and exhibited such mystery that their intentions were
+unmistakable. Their behaviour, indeed, may have
+been partly due to the fact that the natural efforts of
+their comrades to extract information was invariably
+accompanied by somewhat undue hospitality, and their
+brotherly feelings were usually expressed in an acceptably
+liquid form. As a rule such hospitality did not
+fail in its object. Whether due to a certain natural
+leakiness of mind on the part of the guides or not,
+I cannot say, but certainly the information always
+oozed out, and the intentions of the party were invariably
+thoroughly well known before the expedition
+actually started to achieve fresh glory. Every one of
+the first-rate peaks in the Zermatt district had been
+ascended, most of them over and over again, before
+1872, but the Rothhorn was still out of the pale of
+the Zermatt expeditions. Messrs. Leslie Stephen
+and F. Craufurd Grove, who first climbed the peak,
+ascended it from Zinal, and descended to the same
+place. It seemed to us, therefore, that if we could
+prove the accessibility of the mountain from Zermatt,
+we should do something more than merely climb the
+peak by a new route. The rocks looked attractive,
+and the peak itself lay so immediately above Zermatt
+that it seemed possible enough to make the ascent
+without sleeping out or consuming any great amount
+of time.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We went through all the necessary preliminary
+<pb n='36'/><anchor id='Pg036'/>formalities. We assumed airs of mystery at times;
+why, I know not. We inspected distant peaks through
+the telescope. At other times we displayed an excess
+of candour, and talked effusively about districts remote
+from that which we intended to investigate.
+We climbed up a hill, and surveyed the face of our
+mountain through a telescope, thereby wasting a day
+and acquiring no information whatever. We pointed
+out to each other the parts of the mountain which
+appeared most difficult, and displayed marvellous differences
+of opinion on the subject, owing, as it is usually
+the case, to the circumstance that we were commonly,
+in all probability, talking at the same time about totally
+distinct parts of the peak. With the telescope I succeeded
+in discovering to my own entire satisfaction a
+perfectly impracticable route to the summit. Finally,
+in order that no single precaution might be omitted
+to ensure success, we sent up the guides to reconnoitre—a
+most useless proceeding. We had new
+nails put in our boots, ordered provisions, uncoiled
+our rope and coiled it up again quite unnecessarily,
+gave directions that we should be called at an unhallowed
+hour in the morning, and went to bed under
+the impression that we should not be object in the least
+to turn out at the time arranged.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Rock v. snow mountains</note>
+
+<p>
+It is on the rock mountains of Switzerland that
+the acme of enjoyment is to be found. Not that
+I wish to disparage the snow-peaks; but if a
+com<pb n='37'/><anchor id='Pg037'/>parison be instituted it is to most climbers, at any rate
+in their youthful days, infinitely in favour of the rock.
+Of course it may be argued that there are comparatively
+few mountains where the two are not combined.
+But a mountaineer classifies peaks roughly
+as rock or snow, according to the chief obstacles that
+each presents. A climber may encounter serious
+difficulties in the way of bergschrunds, steep couloirs,
+soft snow, and so forth; but if on the same expedition
+he meets with rocks which compel him to put
+forth greater energies and perseverance than the snow
+required, he will set the expedition down as a difficult
+rock climb, simply, of course, because the idea of
+difficulty which is most vividly impressed on his mind
+is in connection with that portion of his climb, and
+<hi rend='italic'>vice versâ</hi>. An undeniable drawback to the snow
+peaks consists in their monotony. The long series of
+steps that have to be cut at times, or the dreary wading
+for hours through soft or powdery snow, are not
+always forgotten in the pleasure of overcoming the
+difficulties of a crevasse, reaching the summit of a
+peak, or the excitement of a good glissade. It is the
+diversity of obstacles that meet the rock climber, the
+uncertainty as to what may turn up next, the doubt
+as to the possibility of finding the friendly crack or
+the apposite ledge, that constitute some of the main
+charms. Every step is different, every muscle is called
+into play as the climber is now flattened against a
+<pb n='38'/><anchor id='Pg038'/>rough slab, now abnormally stretched from one hold
+to another, or folded up like the conventional pictures
+of the ibex, and every step can be recalled afterwards
+with pleasure and amusement as the mountain is
+climbed over again in imagination.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The amateur and the guide</note>
+<p>
+But there is more than this; on rocks the amateur
+is much less dependent on his guides and has much
+more opportunity of exercising his own powers. It
+must be admitted that on rocks some amateurs are
+occasionally wholly dependent not on, but from their
+guides, and take no more active share in locomotion
+than does a bale of goods in its transit from a ship’s
+hold to a warehouse. Too often the amateurs who
+will not take the trouble to learn something of the
+science and art of mountaineering are but an impediment,
+an extra burden, as has been often said, to the
+guides. The guides have to hack out huge steps for
+their benefit. The amateurs wholly trust to them for
+steering clear of avalanches, rotten snow bridges, and
+the like. The amateur’s share in a snow ascent
+usually consists, in fact, either in counselling retreat,
+insisting on progress, indicating impossible lines of
+ascent, or in the highly intellectual and arithmetical
+exercise of counting the number of steps hewn out to
+ensure his locomotion in the proper direction.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Place the unpaid climber, on the other hand, on
+rocks. Here the probability is that a slip will entail
+no unpleasant consequences to anyone but the slipper.
+<pb n='39'/><anchor id='Pg039'/>The power of sustaining a sudden strain is so enormously
+increased when the hands have a firm grip
+that the amateur can, if he please, sprawl and
+scramble unaided over difficult places with satisfaction
+to himself and usually without risk to anyone else;
+that is, as soon as he has fully persuaded the guides (no
+easy task, I admit) that the process of pulling vehemently
+at the rope, possibly encircling his waist in a
+slip knot, is as detrimental to his equilibrium as it is to
+his digestion. Guides, however, as has been hinted,
+do not acknowledge this fact in animal mechanics,
+and their employers frequently experience as an acute
+torture that compressing process which, more deliberately
+applied, is not regarded by some as hurtful,
+but rather as a necessary accompaniment of fashionable
+attire. When the amateur has succeeded in
+overcoming the natural instinct of the guides to pull
+when there is no occasion to do so, he becomes a unit
+in the party, a burden of course, and a hindrance to
+some guides, but nothing to what he was on the
+snow.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sentiments similar to the above have not unfrequently
+been set forth in print: they seldom, if ever,
+actuate the minds of mountaineers when actually
+engaged in their pastime or when describing their
+exploits to less skilled persons.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is great satisfaction, too, in translating
+one’s self over a given difficult rock passage without
+<pb n='40'/><anchor id='Pg040'/>other assistance than that provided by nature herself,
+and without surreptitious aid from one’s neighbour in
+the shape of steps. Then again, snow mountains are
+as inconsistent as cheap aneroids. One day each step
+costs much labour and toil, and almost the next
+perhaps the peak will allow itself to be conquered in
+one-tenth of the time. Not that the writer seeks to
+argue that there is no pleasure to be derived from
+snow mountains. It is to climbing <hi rend='italic'>per se</hi> that these
+remarks apply. After all, everyone has his own
+opinion; but he who has not tasted the pleasures of
+a really difficult and successful rock climb—especially
+if it be a new one—knows not what the Alps can
+really do for his amusement.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The guides’ room</note>
+<p>
+An expedition of suitable magnitude and difficulty
+was suggested by the guides, viz. an ascent of the
+Rothhorn (or Moming) from the Zermatt side. Mr.
+Passingham of Cambridge was at the time staying at
+the Monte Rosa Hotel, and it was soon arranged that
+we should combine our forces. The guides, on being
+asked their opinion as to the projected climb, reported
+diplomatically that, given fine weather, the ascent
+would be difficult but possible. This is the answer
+that the guides generally do give. We decided to
+attempt the whole excursion in a single day, considering
+that a short rest in the comparatively luxurious
+beds provided by M. Seiler was preferable on the
+whole to more prolonged repose in a shepherd’s hut;
+<pb n='41'/><anchor id='Pg041'/>for the so-called repose means usually a night of
+misery, and the misery under these conditions is apt
+to make a man literally acquainted with strange
+bed-fellows. At 2 in the morning we sought for
+the guides’ room, to superintend the packing of our
+provisions. It was not easy to find, but at last we
+discovered a dingy little subterranean vault with one
+small window tightly jammed up and covered with
+dust. Of this den there were two occupants. One
+was employed silently in eating large blocks of a
+curious boiled mess out of a pipkin. The other was
+smoking a very complicated pipe, and sitting bolt
+upright on a bench with half a bottle of <hi rend='italic'>vin ordinaire</hi>
+before him. Why he was carousing thus in the
+small hours was not evident. From these signs we
+judged correctly that the apartment was devoted to the
+guides as a dining, smoking, club and recreation room.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Our staff was already in attendance, and it struck
+both of us that the success of the expedition was a
+foregone conclusion if it depended on the excellence of
+our guides—Alexander Burgener, the embodiment of
+strength, endurance, and pluck; Ferdinand Imseng,
+of activity and perseverance, alone would have sufficed,
+but we had in addition a tough, weather-beaten, cheery
+companion (for he was always a companion as well as
+a guide), Franz Andermatten, ever sagacious, ever
+helpful and ever determined. It would be hard to
+find a successor adequately to fill our old friend’s place.
+<pb n='42'/><anchor id='Pg042'/>It is impossible to efface his memory from my mind,
+nor can I ever forget how on that day he showed all
+his best qualities and contributed mainly to our
+success.<note place="foot">Franz Andermatten died in August 1883. His name is
+mentioned elsewhere in these sketches, but I leave what I have
+written untouched: for I do not hold with those who would
+efface the recollection of all that was bright and merry in one taken
+from us.</note> The prologue is spoken; let us raise the
+curtain on the comedy.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A false start</note>
+
+<p>
+The guides had already made their usual preparations
+for packing up—that is to say, they had constructed
+a multiplicity of little paper parcels and
+spread them about the room. As to the contents of
+these little parcels, they were of course uncertain, and
+all had to be undone to make sure that nothing had
+been omitted. A good deal of time was thus lost, and
+nothing much was gained, except that we corrected
+the error of packing up a handful of loose lucifers and
+two tallow dips with the butter and honey in a glass
+tumbler. Then the parcels were stowed away in the
+knapsacks, the straps of course all rearranged and
+ultimately replaced by odds and ends of string.
+Eventually, at 3 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi>, we started, leaving the two
+occupants of the guides’ room still engaged in the
+same manner as when they first came under observation,
+and walked up the narrow valley running due
+north of Zermatt and leading towards the Trift Joch
+and the base of the mountain for which we were
+<pb n='43'/><anchor id='Pg043'/>making. Having journeyed for about half an hour,
+it was discovered that the telescope had been left
+behind. Franz instantly started off to get it; not
+because it was considered particularly necessary, but
+chiefly on the ground that it is not orthodox to go on
+a new expedition without a telescope. We stumbled up
+the narrow winding path, and close below the moraine
+called our first halt and waited for Franz’s return.
+I selected a cool rock on which to complete the slumber
+which had been commenced in bed and continued on
+a tilted chair in the guides’ room. After waiting an
+hour we decided to proceed, as no answer was returned
+to our frequent shouts. Presently, however, a distant
+yell attracted our attention, and we beheld, to our
+astonishment, the cheery face of Franz looking down
+on us from the top of the moraine. Stimulated by
+this apparition, we pushed on with great vigour,
+clambered up the moraine, whose extreme want of
+cohesion necessitated a treadmill style of progression,
+and having reached the top passed along it to the
+snow. Here we bore first to the right, and then,
+working round, made straight for a sharp-topped
+buttress which juts out at a right angle from the
+main mass of the mountain. Arrived at a patch of
+rocks near the commencement of the arête, we
+disencumbered ourselves of superfluous baggage; that
+is to say, after the traditional manner of mountaineers,
+we discarded about three-fourths of the
+<pb n='44'/><anchor id='Pg044'/>impedimenta we had so laboriously dragged up to
+that point, and of which at no subsequent period of
+the expedition did we make the slightest use. Next,
+we prepared for such rock difficulties as might present
+themselves, by buttoning up our coats as tight as
+was convenient, and decorated our heads respectively
+with woollen extinguishers like unto the covers placed
+by old maids over cherished teapots.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is a grand moment that, when the difficulty of
+an expedition opens out, when you grasp the axe
+firmly, settle in to the rope, and brace up the muscles
+for the effort of the hour: a moment probably the
+most pleasurable of the whole expedition, when the
+peak towers clear and bright above, when the climber
+realises that he is on the point of deciding whether he
+shall achieve or fail in achieving a long wished for
+success, or what it may be perhaps allowable to call a
+cutting-out expedition (for even mountain climbers
+are prone to small jealousies). The excitement on
+nearing the actual summit often rather fades away
+than increases, and the climber lounges up the last
+few steps to the top with the same sort of nonchalance
+that a guest invited to drink displays in approaching
+the bar.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Falling stones in the gully</note>
+
+<p>
+Dividing into two parties, we passed rapidly along
+the snow ridge which abuts against the east face of the
+mountain. The cliffs of the Rothhorn seem almost to
+overhang on this face, and were from our point of
+<pb n='45'/><anchor id='Pg045'/>view magnificent. On the right, too, the precipice is
+a sheer one, to employ a not uncommon epithet.
+Without much difficulty we clambered up the first
+part of the face of the mountain, taking a zigzag
+course towards the large gully which is distinctly
+visible from the other side of the valley, and which
+terminates above in a deep jagged notch in the ridge
+not far below the summit. Gradually the climbing
+became more difficult, and it was found necessary to
+cross the gully backwards and forwards on several
+occasions. In so crossing we were exposed to some
+risk from falling stones; that is to say, some chips and
+bits of rock on a few occasions went flying by without
+any very apparent reason. In those days mountaineers
+were in the habit of considering these projectiles
+as a possible source of risk. A later generation
+would pass them by as easily as the stones passed by
+us, and it is not now the fashion to consider such a
+situation as we were in at all dangerous. It is difficult
+to see the reason why. Perhaps people’s heads
+are harder now than they were then. For the greater
+part of the time we kept to the left or south side of
+the gully, and reaching the notch looked right down
+upon the commencement of the Glacier du Durand, a
+fine expanse of snowfield, singularly wild-looking and
+much crevassed. Turning to the right, we ascended a
+short distance along the ridge, and then a halt was
+called. The guides now proceeded to arrange a length
+<pb n='46'/><anchor id='Pg046'/>of some hundred feet of rope on the rocks above to
+assist in our return. The process sorely tried our
+patience, and we were right glad when the signal was
+given to go on again. We had now to leave the arête,
+to descend a little, and so pass on to the west face of
+the mountain, and by this face to ascend and gradually
+work back to the ridge. No doubt during this
+part of the climb we made much the same mistake in
+judgment as had previously been made on a memorable
+ascent of the Matterhorn, and crossed far more
+on to the face than was really necessary or advisable.
+The mountain has since the time when these lines
+were originally written passed through the regular
+stages of gradual depreciation, and it is more difficult
+now to realise that we considered it at the time very
+difficult. Probably, however, subsequent travellers
+have improved considerably on the details of the route
+we actually followed; at any rate the ascent is now
+considered quite proper for a novice to attempt, at
+any rate by the novice himself. We worked ourselves
+slowly along in the teeth of a biting cold wind, and
+without finding the fixed rope necessary to assist our
+progress. Reaching the ridge again, the way became
+distinctly easier, and we felt now that the peak was
+at our mercy. Presently, however, we came to a huge
+inverted pyramid of rock that tried rather successfully
+to look like the summit, and we had some little difficulty
+in surmounting it. By dint of strange acrobatic
+<pb n='47'/><anchor id='Pg047'/>feats and considerable exertion we hoisted our leading
+guide on to the top. It was fortunate for him perhaps
+that the seams of his garments were not machine-sewn,
+or he would certainly have rent his raiment. Finding,
+however, that the only alternative that offered when
+he got to the top of the rock was to get down again on
+the other side, the rest of us concluded that on the
+whole we should prefer to walk round. The last few
+yards were perfectly easy, and at 1.30 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> we stood on
+the summit enjoying a most magnificent view in every
+direction.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Effects of reaching a summit</note>
+
+<p>
+It is a somewhat curious phenomenon, but one
+frequently remarked, that the mountaineer’s characteristics
+seem abruptly to change when he reaches
+the summit of a peak. The impressionable, excitable
+person instantly becomes preternaturally calm and
+prosaic, while those of lymphatic temperament have
+not unfrequently been observed to develop suddenly
+rather explosive qualities, and to yell or wave their
+hats without any very apparent incitement thereto.
+Individuals whose detractors hold to be gifted with
+poetic attributes have been heard to utter quite
+commonplace remarks, and I have even known a
+phlegmatic companion so far forget himself, under
+these modifying circumstances, as to make an excessively
+bad pun and laugh very heartily at it himself,
+quite an unusual occurrence in a wag. Others find
+relief for their feelings by punching their companions
+<pb n='48'/><anchor id='Pg048'/>violently in the back, or resorting to such horse-play
+as the area of the summit allows scope for. Directly,
+however, the descent commences the climber resumes
+his normal nature. The fact is, that in most cases,
+perhaps, the chief pleasure of the expedition does not
+come at the moment when the climber realises that he
+is about to undo, as it were, all his work of the day.
+There is no real climax of an expedition, and, as has
+been said, it is quite artificial to suppose that the
+enjoyment must culminate on reaching the top. But
+still it is considered proper to testify to some unusual
+emotional feelings. Some of the most enjoyable climbs
+that the mountaineer can recall in after life, are not
+those in which he has reached any particular point.
+Guides consider it becoming to evince in a somewhat
+forced way the liveliness of their delight on completing
+an ascent. But such joy as they exhibit is usually
+about as genuine and heartfelt as an organ-grinder’s
+grin, or a Lord Mayor’s smile on receiving a guest
+whom he does not know and who has merely come to
+feed at his expense.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The wind was too cold to permit of a very long
+stay on the summit, and having added a proper
+number of stones to the cairn, a ceremony as indispensable
+as the cutting of a notch in the mainmast
+when the traditional fisherman changes his shirt, we
+descended rapidly to the point where it was necessary
+to quit the ridge. Down the first portion of the steep
+<pb n='49'/><anchor id='Pg049'/>rock slope we passed with great caution, some of the
+blocks of stone being treacherously loose, or only
+lightly frozen to the face.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A narrow escape</note>
+
+<p>
+We had arrived at the most difficult part of the
+whole climb, and at a rock passage which at that
+time we considered was the nastiest we had ever
+encountered. The smooth, almost unbroken face of
+the slope scarcely afforded any foot-hold, and our
+security almost entirely depended on the rope we had
+laid down in our ascent. Had not the rope been in
+position we should have varied our route, and no
+doubt found a line of descent over this part much
+easier than the one we actually made for, even without
+any help from the fixed cord. Imseng was far
+below, working his way back to the arête, while the
+rest of the party were holding on or moving but
+slowly with faces turned to the mountain. Suddenly
+I heard a shout from above; those below glanced up
+at once: a large flat slab of rock, that had afforded
+us good hold in ascending, but proved now to have
+been only frozen in to a shallow basin of ice, had been
+dislodged by the slightest touch from one of the party
+above, and was sliding down straight at us. It seemed
+an age, though the stone could not have had to
+fall more than ten feet or so, before it reached us.
+Just above me it turned its course slightly; Franz,
+who was just below, more in its direct line of descent,
+attempted to stop the mass, but it ground his hands
+<pb n='50'/><anchor id='Pg050'/>against the rock and swept by straight at Imseng. A
+yell from us hardly awoke him to the danger: the
+slab slid on faster and faster, but just as we expected
+to see our guide swept away, the rock gave a bound
+for the first time, and as, with a startled expression,
+he flung himself against the rock face, it leapt
+up and, flying by within a few inches of his head,
+thundered down below. A moment or two of silence
+followed, and then a modified cheer from Imseng, as
+subdued as that of a <q>super</q> welcoming a theatrical
+king, announced his safety, and he looked up at us
+with a serious expression on his face. Franz’s escape
+had been a remarkably lucky one, but his hands were
+badly cut about and bruised. In fact it was a near
+thing for all of us, and the mere recollection will
+still call up that odd sort of thrill a man experiences
+on suddenly recollecting at 11 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> that he ought to
+have dined out that evening with some very particular
+people. Had not the rock turned its course just
+before it reached Franz, and bounded from the face
+of the mountain over Imseng’s head, one or more
+of the party must unquestionably have been swept
+away. The place was rather an exceptional one,
+and the rock glided a remarkably long distance without
+a bound, but still the incident may serve to
+show that falling stones are not a wholly imaginary
+danger.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The youthful tourist</note>
+
+<p>
+It would have been difficult, with the elementary
+<pb n='51'/><anchor id='Pg051'/>knowledge of mountaineering that I now see we
+possessed at that day, to have descended without
+using the attached rope, and quite out of the question
+for anyone possessed of a proper respect for his suit
+of dittos to have done so. In this latter respect we
+had to exercise economical caution: for we had no
+very great store at the hotel or many changes of
+raiment. It is generally possible to gauge pretty
+accurately an Alpine traveller’s experience by the
+amount of luggage he takes on a tour. Some tourists,
+following the advice given in the <q>Practical Guide
+Book</q> (a disconnected work written in the style of
+Mr. Jingle’s conversation, but much in favour at one
+time), were in the habit of travelling with one suit of
+clothes and a portable bath. The latter, though they
+took it with them, they seldom took more than once;
+at the best it was of comparatively little use as an
+article of apparel, but imparted an aromatic flavour
+to anything packed up in its immediate neighbourhood.
+In those youthful days we considered, forsooth,
+that a little leathern wallet adequately replaced a
+portmanteau, and in transporting luggage did not
+always act on the sound commercial maxim that you
+should never do anything for yourself which a paid
+person might do equally well for you; consequently a
+heavy rain shower reduced the traveller to inactivity,
+and an oversight on the part of the laundress entailed
+consequences that it is not permissible to mention.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='52'/><anchor id='Pg052'/>
+
+<p>
+Meanwhile our turn had come to move on. A
+zigzagging crack, which was too narrow to admit of
+anything but a most uncomfortable position, afforded
+the only hand and foot hold on which we could rely.
+Our gloveless hands, clutching at the rope, cooled
+down slowly to an unpleasant temperature that rendered
+it doubtful whether they were attached to the
+arms or not, and we began to wish we had gone down
+the Zinal side of the mountain. However, Imseng
+wormed himself along the rocks, to which he adhered
+with the tenacity of a lizard, and finally reached the
+end of our rope and a region of comparative safety.
+We followed his example slowly, and, having joined
+him, seated ourselves on some rocks inappropriately
+designed for repose, and finished off the food we had
+with us. Climbing carefully down the east face of
+the mountain, we reached the snow ridge and passed
+rapidly along it, our spirits rising exuberantly as we
+looked back on the vanquished peak. As usually
+happens, the guides had entirely forgotten the place
+where they had concealed our baggage on the ascent,
+and in fact had hidden it so carefully that they had
+some difficulty in finding it when they came to the spot.
+It is curious to note how often the instinct of guides,
+so much talked about, is at fault in this matter, and
+how systematically they are in the habit of carrying
+up on the mountains superfluous articles, hiding
+<pb n='53'/><anchor id='Pg053'/>them with entirely unnecessary precautions, and subsequently
+forgetting the whole transaction.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Hotel trials</note>
+
+<p>
+While they searched about for their cache we
+enjoyed the use of tobacco, if such an expression be
+allowable in the case of some curious stuff purchased
+in the valley. Still, as the packet in which it was
+contained was labelled <q>Tabak,</q> we considered it to be
+such. Being indulgently disposed, and not being
+profound botanists, poetic license alone enabled us to
+imagine that
+</p>
+
+<lg>
+<l rend='margin-left: 14'><q rend="post: none">We soared above</q></l>
+<l>Dull earth, in those ambrosial clouds like Jove,</l>
+<l>And from our own empyrean height</l>
+<l><q rend="pre: none">Looked down upon Zermatt with calm delight.</q></l>
+</lg>
+
+<note place="margin">The gushers</note>
+
+<p>
+It may have been so; it gave me a sore throat.
+Descending rapidly, we reached the Monte Rosa Hotel
+at 7 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi>, in an exultant frame of mind, a ragged condition
+of attire, and a preposterous state of hunger.
+The whole time occupied in the climb was sixteen
+hours. Of this an hour was wasted while we were
+waiting for the telescope, and three-quarters of an
+hour was spent in arranging the rope, by the aid of
+which we descended. Probably in actual climbing
+and walking we employed rather under thirteen
+hours; but the snow was in excellent order, and we
+descended on the whole very rapidly. Our trials were
+not over for the day, when we reached the hotel. Two
+arch young things had prepared an ambuscade and
+<pb n='54'/><anchor id='Pg054'/>surprised us successfully at the door of the hotel.
+Sweetly did they gush. <q>Oh! where had we been?</q>
+We said we had been up in the mountains, indicating
+the general line of locality with retrospective thumb.
+<q>Oh! wasn’t it fearfully dangerous? Weren’t we all
+tied tightly together?</q> (as if, on the principle of
+union being strength, we had been fastened up and
+bound like a bundle of quill pens). <q>Oh! hadn’t we
+done something very wonderful?</q> The situation was
+becoming irritating. <q>Oh! didn’t we have to drag
+ourselves up precipices by the chamois horns on the
+tops of our sticks?</q> <q>No indeed——</q> <q>Oh! really,
+now, that guide there</q> (a driver with imperfectly buttoned
+garments who was sitting on the wall with a
+vacuous look) <q>told us you were <hi rend='italic'>such</hi> wonderful
+climbers.</q> It was becoming exasperating. <q>And oh!
+we wanted to ask you so much, for you know all about
+it. <hi rend='italic'>Do</hi> you think we could walk over the Théodule?
+Papa</q> (great heavens! he must be a nonagenarian)
+<q>thinks we should be so foolish to try. Could you
+persuade him?</q> <q>Well, really——</q> <q>Wouldn’t the
+precipices make us dreadfully giddy?</q> <q>No, no more
+than you are now.</q> <q>Oh! thank you so much. And
+you really won’t tell us what awful ascent you have
+been making?</q> It was maddening. <q>After dinner
+perhaps?</q> <q>Oh! thank you. Oh! Sustie</q> (this to
+each other; they both spoke together: probably the
+names were Susie and Tottie), <q>won’t that be
+delight<pb n='55'/><anchor id='Pg055'/>ful?</q> By dexterous manœuvring we escaped these
+gushing Circes during the evening. Happening to
+pass later on by the open door of the little <hi rend='italic'>salon</hi>, the
+following remark was overheard: <q>My dear, the conceit
+of these climbing objects is quite dreadful. They
+do nothing but flourish their nasty sticks and ropes
+about: they want the whole place to themselves</q> (we
+had been sitting on wooden chairs in the middle of
+the high street, near an unsavoury heap of refuse),
+<q>and they talk, talk, talk, my dear, all day and all
+night about what they have been doing in the mountains
+and of their nonsensical climbs. And what
+frights they look. I think they are perfectly horrid.</q>
+Can the voice have been that of the gusher?
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="3" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='56'/><anchor id='Pg056'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="III. Early attempts on the Aiguille du Dru"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="III. Early attempts on the Aiguille du Dru"/>
+<head>CHAPTER III.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+The Alps and the early mountaineers—The last peaks to surrender—The
+Aiguille du Dru—Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury’s attempt
+on the peak—One-day expeditions in the Alps and thoughts
+on huts and sleeping out—The Chamouni guide system—A word
+on guides, past and present—The somnolent landlord and his
+peculiarities—Some of the party see a chamois—Doubts as to
+the peak and the way—The duplicity of the Aiguille deceives us—Telescopic
+observations—An ill-arranged glacier—Franz and
+his mighty axe—A start on the rocks in the wrong direction—Progress
+reported—An adjournment—The rocks of the lower
+peak of the Aiguille du Dru—Our first failure—The expedition
+resumed—A new line of ascent—We reach the sticking point—Beaten
+back—The results gained by the two days’ climbing.
+</p></argument>
+
+<note place="margin">The last peaks to
+surrender</note>
+
+<p>
+Accounts of failures on the mountains in books of
+Alpine adventure are as much out of place, according
+to some critics, as a new hat in a crowded church.
+Humanly speaking, the possession of this head-gear
+under such circumstances renders it impossible to
+divert the thoughts wholly from worldly affairs. This,
+however, by the way. Now the pioneers of the Alps,
+the Stephenses, the Willses, the Moores, the Morsheads,
+and many others, had used up all new
+material with alarming rapidity, I might say voracity,
+<pb n='57'/><anchor id='Pg057'/>before the climbing epoch to which the present
+sketches relate. There is an old story of a man who
+arrived running in a breathless condition on a railway
+platform just in time to see the train disappearing.
+<q>You didn’t run fast enough, sir,</q> remarked the porter
+to him. <q>You idiot!</q> was the answer, <q>I ran plenty
+fast enough, but I didn’t begin running soon enough.</q>
+Even so was it with the climbers of our generation.
+They climbed with all possible diligence, but they began
+their climbing too late. Novelty, that is the desire
+for achieving new expeditions, was still considered of
+paramount importance, but unfortunately there was
+very little new material left. It is difficult to realise
+adequately now the real veneration entertained for an
+untrodden peak. A certain amount of familiarity
+seemed indispensable before a new ascent was even
+seriously contemplated. It had occurred to certain
+bold minds that the aiguilles around Chamouni
+might not be quite as bad as they looked. In 1873
+the chief of the still unconquered peaks of the Mont
+Blanc district were the Aiguille des Charmoz, the
+Aiguille Blaitière, the Aiguille du Géant, the Aiguille
+Peuteret, the Aiguille du Dru, and a few other minor
+points. All of these have since been captured, some
+of them bound in chains. Opinions differed considerably
+as to their accessibility. Some hopeful spirits
+thought that by constantly <q>pegging away</q> they
+might be scaled; others thought that the only feasible
+<pb n='58'/><anchor id='Pg058'/>plan would be indeed to peg away, but were of opinion
+that the pegs should be of iron and driven into the
+rock. Such views naturally lead to discussions, sometimes
+rather heated, as to whether mountaineering
+morality might fitly tolerate such aids to the climber.
+Of all the peaks mentioned above, the Aiguille du Dru
+and the Aiguille du Géant were considered as the
+most hopeful by the leading guides, though the older
+members of that body held out little prospect of
+success. It is a rather curious fact that the majority
+of the leading guides who gave their opinions to us in
+the matter thought that the Aiguille du Géant was
+the more promising peak to attack. Subsequent experience
+has proved that they were greatly in error in
+this judgment. The Aiguille du Géant has indeed
+been ascended, but much more aid than is comprised
+in the ordinary mountaineer’s equipment was found
+necessary. In fact, the stronghold was not carried
+by direct assault, but by sapping and mining. There
+is a certain rock needle in Norway which, I am told,
+was once, and once only, ascended by a party on surveying
+operations bent. No other means could be
+found, so a wooden structure was built up around the
+peak, such as may be seen investing a dilapidated
+church steeple; and the mountain, like the Royal
+Martyr of history, yielded up its crowning point at
+the scaffold. We did not like the prospect of employing
+any such architectural means to gain our end and
+<pb n='59'/><anchor id='Pg059'/>the summit, and, from no very clearly defined reasons,
+turned our attention chiefly to the Aiguille du Dru.
+Perhaps the prominent appearance of this Aiguille,
+and the fact that its outline was so familiar from
+the Montanvert, gradually imbued us with a certain
+sense of familiarity, which ultimately developed
+into a notion that if not actually accessible it might
+at least be worth trying. It seemed too prominent to
+be impossible; from its height—12,517 feet only—the
+mountain would doubtless not attract much attention,
+were it not so advantageously placed. Thousands
+of tourists had gazed on its symmetrical form: it had
+been photographed, stared at through binoculars,
+portrayed in little distorted pictures on useless work-boxes,
+trays and other toy-shop gimcracks, more
+often than any other mountain of the chain, Mont
+Blanc excepted. Like an undersized volunteer officer,
+it no doubt made the most of its height. But in truth
+the Aiguille du Dru is a magnificent mountain form,
+with its vast dark precipices on the north face, with
+its long lines of cliff, broken and jagged and sparsely
+wrinkled with gullies free from even a patch or trace
+of snow. Point after point, and pinnacle after pinnacle
+catch the gaze as we follow the edge of the
+north-west <q>Kamm,</q> until the eye rests at last on the
+singularly graceful isosceles triangle of rock which
+forms the peak. It is spoken of lightly as merely
+a tooth of rock jutting up from the ridge which
+<pb n='60'/><anchor id='Pg060'/>culminates in the Aiguille Verte, but when viewed from
+the Glacier de la Charpoua it is obviously a separate
+mountain; at any rate it became such when the highest
+point of the ridge, the Aiguille Verte, had been climbed
+by somebody else. The cleft in the ridge on the right
+side of the main mass of the Aiguille du Dru is a
+very deep one as seen from the glacier, and the sharp
+needle of rock which is next in the chain is a long
+way from the Aiguille du Dru itself. North and south
+the precipices run sheer down to the glaciers beneath.
+The mountain has then four distinct sides, three of
+them running down to great depths. Thus, even in
+the prehistoric days of Alpine climbing, it had some
+claim to individuality and might fairly be considered
+as something more than, as it were, one unimportant
+pinnacle on the roof of some huge cathedral. Perhaps,
+however, repeated failures to ascend the mountain
+begot undue veneration and caused an aspiring climber
+to look with a prejudiced eye on its dimensions.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The Aiguille du Dru</note>
+
+<p>
+So far as I know, the mountain had never been
+assailed till 1873, when Messrs. Pendlebury and
+Kennedy made an attempt. Mr. R. Pendlebury has
+kindly furnished me with notes of the climb, which I
+may be allowed to reproduce nearly in his own words:—Two
+parties started simultaneously for the expedition.
+One was composed of Messrs. Kennedy and Marshall,
+with the guides Johann Fischer and Ulric Almer of
+Grindelwald; the other party consisted of the Rev.
+<pb n='61'/><anchor id='Pg061'/>C. Taylor, Messrs. W. M. and R. Pendlebury, with the
+guides Hans Baumann, Peter Baumann, and Edouard
+Cupelin. The first-mentioned party slept at the
+Montanvert, while the others enjoyed themselves in a
+bivouac high up on the side of the Glacier de la Charpoua
+between the Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille
+Moine. This Glacier de la Charpoua, it may be mentioned,
+is sometimes called the Glacier du Chapeau.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The first attempt</note>
+
+<p>
+The bivouac appears to have been so comfortable
+that Mr. Pendlebury and his friends did not take
+advantage of their start. The Montanvert detachment,
+who found no such inducement to stay one moment
+longer than was absolutely necessary<note place="foot">In the old house, be it noted—not the modern luxurious combination
+of a granite fortress and a palace.</note> in their costly
+quarters, caught them up the next morning, and the
+whole party started together. Mr. Kennedy’s guides
+kept to the left of the Glacier de la Charpoua, which
+looks more broken up than the right-hand side, but
+apparently proved better going. This, however, it
+should be observed, was in 1873, and these hanging
+glaciers alter marvellously in detail from year to year,
+though always preserving from a distance the same
+general features. On the same principle, at the
+proper distance, a mother may be mistaken for her
+daughter, especially by a judicious person. But on
+drawing near, however discreet the observer may be,
+he is yet conscious of little furrows, diminutive
+<pb n='62'/><anchor id='Pg062'/>wrinkles, and perhaps of a general shrinkage not to
+be found in the more recent specimen. Speaking very
+generally, I should say that these glaciers are, on the
+whole, easier to traverse than they used to be: at any
+rate my own personal observation of this particular
+little glacier extends over a period of some years, and
+the intricacies—it is hardly proper to call them difficulties—were
+distinctly less towards the end of the time
+than they were at the beginning. Of course a different
+interpretation might be put upon such an opinion:
+with the evolution of mountaineering skill the complexity
+of these crumpled up snow-fields may seem to
+have disentangled, but I am assured that in this particular
+case it was not so.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">First attempt on the peak</note>
+
+<p>
+This digression must be pardoned. It arose
+naturally from the circumstance that the route Mr.
+Kennedy adopted would have proved, at any rate in
+later years, a digression from the best way. Mr.
+Pendlebury’s party went straight up, keeping, that is,
+to the right-hand side of the glacier. Towards the
+upper part the snow slopes became steeper, and soon
+some step-cutting was required. The object in view
+was to reach the lowest point in the ridge between the
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte. It was
+thought that, by turning to the left from the col,
+it might be possible to reach the summit by the
+eastern arête. The col itself from below seemed
+easily attainable by means of a narrow zigzagging
+<pb n='63'/><anchor id='Pg063'/>gully, interrupted here and there, that runs down
+from the summit of the ridge. Ascending by the
+rocks on the left of the gully the party made for
+some little way good progress, but then a sudden
+change came over the scene. After a consultation, it
+was proposed that the guides Hans Baumann, Peter
+Baumann, and Fischer should go on a little by themselves
+and make for the ridge, which they estimated
+lay about half an hour above them. They were then
+to examine the rocks above and to bring back a report.
+The rest of the party remained where they were, and
+disported themselves as comfortably as circumstances
+would permit. Hour after hour, however, passed
+away, and the three guides seemed to make but little
+progress. They returned at last with the melancholy
+tidings that they had climbed nearly up to the ridge
+and had found the rocks very difficult and dangerous.
+(It should be noted that the line of attack chosen on
+this occasion—the first serious attempt on the peak—was
+devised by Hans Baumann, and it says much for
+his sagacity that this very route proved years afterwards
+to be the right one.) Questioned as to the
+advisability of proceeding upwards, the guides employed
+their favourite figure of speech and remarked
+that not for millions of francs would they consent
+to try again. Hans Baumann asserted that he had
+never climbed more difficult rocks. This opinion, as
+Mr. Pendlebury suggested at the time, was probably
+<pb n='64'/><anchor id='Pg064'/>owing to the fact that the cliffs above were covered
+with snow and glazed with ice, and this condition of
+the mountain face made each step precarious. The
+amateurs of the party were of opinion that the ridge
+would prove attainable later in the season or in exceptionally
+fine weather. As to the possibility of climbing
+the rocks above—that is to say, the actual peak—none
+of the party were able to come to any very positive
+conclusion. At a rough guess it was estimated that
+the party halted between two and three hundred feet
+below the ridge. On the presentation of the guides
+report the whole caravan turned back and reached
+Chamouni safely, but not entirely without incident, for
+the monotony of the descent and Mr. Taylor’s head
+were broken by the fall of a big stone. This little
+accident, Mr. Pendlebury remarked with disinterested
+cheerfulness, was but a trifle. I have not been able
+to ascertain Mr. Taylor’s views on the subject.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When our party first essayed the ascent we knew
+none of the above particulars, save only that some
+mountaineers had endeavoured to reach the ridge
+but had failed to ascend to any great height. Of the
+actual cause of their ill success, and whether it were
+owing to the unpropitious elements or to the actual
+difficulties encountered, we were unaware.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Huts and sleeping out</note>
+
+<p>
+At the time of which I am writing, a somewhat
+novel mode of ascending mountains was coming into
+vogue, which consisted in waiting for a suitable day at
+<pb n='65'/><anchor id='Pg065'/>headquarters, starting at unheard-of hours, and completing
+the expedition in one day—that is, within
+twenty-four hours. It was argued in support of this
+plan, that it was economical and that bivouacking
+was but a laborious and expensive method of obtaining
+discomfort. There are, said the advocates of the
+method, but few mountains in the Alps which cannot
+be ascended with much greater comfort in one day
+than in two. The day’s climb is much more enjoyable
+when it is possible to start from sleeping quarters in
+which it is possible to sleep. The argument that repose
+in hotel beds, though undoubtedly more luxurious,
+was of comparatively little use if there were no time
+to enjoy it, was held to be little to the purpose. Some
+enthusiasts were wont to state that passing a night in a
+chalet, or those magnified sentry boxes called cabanes,
+constituted half the enjoyment on the expedition. This
+is a little strong—like the flavour of the cabanes—and
+if it were actually so the whole pleasure would be
+but small. The camper out arises in the morning
+from his delicious couch of soft new-mown hay in
+a spotty and sticky condition, attended with considerable
+local irritation, and feeling like a person who has
+recently had his hair cut, with a pinafore but loosely
+tied around his neck. Porters, like barbers, exhibit a
+propensity for indulging in garlic immediately before
+pursuing their avocation, which is not without discomfort
+to their employers. (And here I may note as a
+<pb n='66'/><anchor id='Pg066'/>psychological fact that one action of this permeating
+vegetable is to induce confidential propensities in the
+consumer. The point may be deemed worthy of investigation,
+by personal experiment, by botanists and
+students of materia medica, men who in the interests
+of science are not prone to consider their personal
+comfort and finer sensibilities.) Again, in unsettled
+weather a fine day is often wasted by journeying up in
+the afternoon to some chalet, or hovel, merely to enjoy
+the pleasure of returning the following morning in the
+rain. There is some force too in the argument that
+but little actual time is gained by the first day’s performance,
+for it is very difficult to start at anything
+like the prearranged hour for departure from a camp.
+An immensity of time is always spent in lighting the
+morning fire, preparing breakfast, and getting under
+way. On the other side, some little time is undoubtedly
+saved by discarding the wholly superfluous
+ceremony of washing, a process at once suggesting
+itself to the mind of the Briton abroad if he beholds a
+basin and cold water.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The sum of the argument would seem to be that
+camping out in some one else’s hut is but an unpleasant
+fiction; that if the climber chooses to go to the expense,
+he can succeed in making himself a trifle less
+comfortable in his own tent or under a rock than he
+would be in an hotel; and that he is the wisest man who
+refrains from bivouacking when it is not really
+neces<pb n='67'/><anchor id='Pg067'/>sary and is able to make the best of matters when it
+is: and undoubtedly for many of the recognised
+expeditions it is essential to have every possible
+minute of spare time in hand.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The Chamouni guide system</note>
+
+<p>
+We were naturally rather doubtful as to the successful
+issue of our expedition, at any rate at the first
+attempt, and we therefore impressed upon the guides
+the necessity of not divulging the plan. The secret,
+however, proved to be so big that it was too much for
+two, and they imparted consequently so much of the
+information as they had not adequate storage for in
+their own minds to any who chose to listen. Consequently
+our intentions were thoroughly well known
+before we started. There were in those days, perhaps,
+more good guides, at any rate there were fewer bad
+ones, in Chamouni than are to be found nowadays.
+We could not, however, obtain the services—even if
+we had desired them—of any of the local celebrities.
+As a matter of fact, we were both of opinion that a
+training in climbing, such as is acquired among the
+Oberland and Valais men by chamois hunting and
+constant rock work, would be most likely to have
+produced the qualities which would undoubtedly be
+needed on the aiguilles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The question of the efficiency of the Chamouni
+guides and of the Chamouni guide system, a question
+coeval with mountaineering itself, was burning then
+as fiercely as it does now. The Alpine Club had
+<pb n='68'/><anchor id='Pg068'/>striven in vain to improve matters; they had pointed
+out that ability to answer a kind of mountaineering
+catechism did not in itself constitute a very reliable
+test of a peasant’s power; they had pointed out too
+that the plan of electing a <q>guide chef</q> from the general
+body of guides was one most open to abuse, one
+sure to lead to favouritism and injustice, and one
+obviously ill calculated to bring to the front any
+specially efficient man. But unhappily the regulations
+of the body of guides were, and still are, entangled
+hopelessly in the French equivalent for red
+tape. Jealousy and mistrust of the German-speaking
+guides, whom serious mountaineers were beginning to
+import in rather formidable numbers, were beginning
+to awaken in the simple bosoms of the Savoyard peasants;
+and our proceedings were consequently looked
+upon with contemptuous disfavour by those who had
+any knowledge of our project.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A word on guides</note>
+
+<p>
+On August 18, 1873, we started. Our guides were
+Alexander Burgener as leader, Franz Andermatten,
+the best of companions, our guide, our friend, and
+sometimes our philosopher, as second string, while a
+taciturn porter of large frame and small mind, who
+came from the Saas valley, completed the tale. Of
+Burgener’s exceptional talent in climbing difficult
+rocks we had had already good proof, and no doubt
+he was, and still is, a man of remarkable daring,
+endurance, and activity on rocks. I had reached
+<pb n='69'/><anchor id='Pg069'/>then that stage in the mountaineering art at which a
+man is prone to consider the guide he knows best as,
+beyond all comparison, the best guide that could
+possibly exist. The lapse of years renders me perhaps
+better able now to form a dispassionate judgment
+of Burgener’s capacity and skill. Both were very great.
+I have seen at their work most of the leaders in this
+department. Burgener never had the marvellous
+neatness and finish so characteristic of Melchior
+Anderegg, who, when mountaineering has passed
+away into the limbo of extinct sports, such as bear-baiting,
+croquet, and pell-mell, will, if he gets his
+deserts, even by those who remember Maguignaz,
+Carrel, Croz, and Almer, still be spoken of as <hi rend='italic'>the</hi> best
+guide that ever lived. Nor was Burgener gifted with
+the same simple unaffected qualities which made
+Jakob Anderegg’s loss so keenly felt, nor the lightness
+and agility of Rey or Jaun; but he united well in
+himself qualities of strength, carefulness, perseverance
+and activity, and possessed in addition the numerous
+attributes of observation, experience, and desire for
+improvement in his art which together make up what
+is spoken of as the natural instinct of guides. These
+were the qualities that made him a first-rate, indeed
+an exceptional, guide. <hi rend='italic'>Nunc liberavi animam meam.</hi>
+There is an old saying, involving a sound doctrine,
+that
+</p>
+<lg>
+<l>When you flatter lay it on thick;</l>
+<l>Some will come off, but a deal will stick.</l>
+</lg>
+ <p><pb n='70'/><anchor id='Pg070'/>The porter proved himself a skilful and strong climber,
+but he was as silent as an oyster and, like that bivalve
+mollusc when the freshness of its youth has passed
+off, was perpetually on the gape.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">A landlord’s peculiarities</note>
+<p>
+A hot walk—it always is hot along this part—took
+us up to the Montanvert. The moonlight threw quaint,
+fantastic shadows along the path and made the dewy
+gossamer filaments which swung from branch to
+branch across the track twinkle into grey and silver;
+and anything more aggravating than these spiders’
+threads at night it is hard to imagine. What earthly
+purpose these animals think they serve by this reckless
+nocturnal expenditure of bodily glue it is hard to say:
+possibly the lines are swung across in order that they
+may practise equilibrium; possibly the threads may
+serve as lines of escape and retreat after the male
+spinners have been a-wooing. The atmosphere
+through the wood was as stuffy as a ship’s saloon in
+a storm, and we were right glad to reach the Montanvert
+at 3.30 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> Here, being athirst, we clamoured
+for refreshment. The landlord of the ramshackle
+hostelry at once appeared in full costume; indeed I
+observed that during the summer it was impossible to
+tell from his attire whether he had arisen immediately
+from bed or no. He seemed to act on the principle
+of the Norwegian peasant, who apparently undresses
+once a year when the winter commences, and resumes
+his garments when the light once more comes back
+<pb n='71'/><anchor id='Pg071'/>and the summer season sets in. Our friend had
+cultivated to great perfection the art of half sleeping
+during his waking hours—that is, during such time
+as he might be called upon to provide entertainment
+for man and beast. Now at the Montanvert, during
+the tourists’ season, this period extended over the whole
+twenty-four hours. It was necessary, therefore, in
+order that he might enjoy a proper physiological period
+of rest, for him to remain in a dozing state—a sort
+of æstival hybernation—for the whole time, which in
+fact he did; or else he was by nature a very dull person,
+and had actually a very restricted stock of ideas.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The landlord produced at once a battered teapot
+with a little sieve dangling from its snout, which had
+been stewing on the hob, and poured out the contained
+fluid into two stalked saucers of inconvenient diameter.
+Stimulated by this watery extract, we entered into
+conversation together. The sight of a tourist with
+an ice axe led by a kind of reflex process to the landlord’s
+unburdening his mind with his usual remarks.
+Like other natives of the valley he had but two ideas
+of <q>extraordinary</q> expeditions. <q>Monsieur is going
+to the Jardin?</q> he remarked. <q>No, monsieur isn’t.</q>
+<q>Then beyond a doubt monsieur will cross the Col du
+Géant?</q> he said, playing his trump card. <q>No,
+monsieur will not.</q> <q>Pardon—where does monsieur
+expect to go to?</q> <q>On the present occasion we go to
+try the Aiguille du Dru.</q> The landlord smiled in an
+<pb n='72'/><anchor id='Pg072'/>aggravating manner. <q>Does monsieur think he will
+get up?</q> <q>Time will show.</q> <q>Ah!</q> The landlord,
+who had a chronic cold in the head, searched for
+his pockethandkerchief, but not finding it, modified
+the necessary sniff into one of derision, and then
+demanded the usual exorbitant price for the refreshment,
+amounting to about five times the value of
+the teapot, sieve and all. We paid, and left him
+chuckling softly to himself at our insane idea, as he
+replaced the teapot on the hob in readiness for the
+next arrival. That landlord, though physically sleepy,
+was still wide awake in matters of finance. He once
+charged me five francs for the loan of a secondhand
+collection of holes which he termed a blanket.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">We see a chamois</note>
+
+<p>
+We got on to the glacier at the usual point and made
+straight across the slippery hummocks to the grass
+slope encircling the base of the Aiguille du Dru and
+the Glacier de la Charpoua. The glacier above gives
+birth to a feeble meandering little stream which
+wanders fitfully down the mountain side. At first we
+kept to the left, but after a while crossed the little
+torrent, and bearing more to the right plodded
+leisurely up the steep grass and rock slope. We had
+made good progress when of a sudden Franz gave a
+loud whistle and then fell flat down. The other two
+guides immediately followed his example and beckoned
+to us with excited gesticulations to behave in a
+similarly foolish manner. Thereupon we too sat down,
+<pb n='73'/><anchor id='Pg073'/>and enquired what the purport of this performance
+might be. It turned out that there was a very little
+chamois about half a mile off. Knowing that it would
+be impossible to induce the guides to move on till the
+animal had disappeared, we seized the opportunity of
+taking an early breakfast. The guides meanwhile
+wriggled about on their stomachs, with eyes starting
+out of their heads, possessed by an extraordinary
+desire to miss no single movement of the object of
+their attention. <q>See, it moves,</q> said Franz in a
+whisper. <q>Himmel! it is feeding,</q> said Burgener.
+<q>It must be the same that Johann saw three weeks
+ago.</q> <q>Ach! no, that was but a little one</q> (no true
+chamois hunter will ever allow that a brother sportsman
+can possibly have set eyes on a larger animal
+than himself). <q>Truly it is fine.</q> <q>Thunder weather!
+it moves its head.</q> In their excitement I regretted
+that I could not share, not being well versed in
+hunting craft: my own experience of sport in the Alps
+being limited to missing one marmot that was sitting
+on a rock licking its paws. In due course the chamois
+walked away. Apparently much relieved by there being
+no further necessity to continue in their former uncomfortable
+attitudes, the guides sat up and fell to a
+warm discussion as to the size of the animal. A
+chamois is to a guide as a fish to the baffled angler
+or the last new baby to a monthly nurse, and is
+always pronounced to be beyond question the finest
+<pb n='74'/><anchor id='Pg074'/>that has ever been seen. To this they agreed generally,
+but Franz, whose spirits had suddenly evaporated,
+now shook his head dismally, with the remark
+that it was unlucky to see a single chamois, and that we
+should have no success that day. Undaunted by his
+croaking, we pursued our way to the right side of the
+glacier, while our guide, who had a ballad appropriate
+to every occasion, sang rather gaspingly a tremulous
+little funeral dirge. We worked well across to the
+right, in order to obtain the best possible view of the
+Aiguille, and halted repeatedly while discussing the
+best point at which to attack the rocks. While thus
+engaged in reconnoitring close under the cliffs of the
+ridge running between the Aiguille Moine and the
+Aiguille Verte, a considerable block of ice, falling from
+the rocks above, whizzed past just in front of us and
+capered gaily down the slope. Hereupon we came
+rather rapidly to the conclusion that we had better
+proceed. Half an hour further on we reached the
+top of a steep little snow slope, and a point secure
+from falling stones and ice. Recognising that we must
+soon cross back to the rocks of the Dru, we tried to
+come to a final conclusion as to the way to be chosen.
+As usual, everybody pointed out different routes:
+even a vestry meeting could hardly have been less
+unanimous. Some one now ventured to put a question
+that had been troubling in reality our minds for some
+time past, viz. which of the peaks that towered above
+<pb n='75'/><anchor id='Pg075'/>us was really the Aiguille du Dru. On the left there
+were two distinct points which, though close together,
+were separated apparently by a deep rift, and some
+distance to the right of the col which the previous
+party had tried to reach, a sharp tooth of rock towered
+up to a considerable height. Evidently, however,
+from its position this latter needle could not be
+visible from Chamouni or from the Montanvert.
+Again, it was clear that the mass comprising the two
+points close together must be visible from the valley,
+but which of the two was the higher? Alexander
+gave as his opinion that the more distant of these
+two points, that on the right, was the higher, and
+turned to the porter for confirmation. That worthy
+nodded his head affirmatively with extreme sagacity,
+evidently implying that he was of the same opinion.
+Franz on the other hand thought the left-hand peak
+was the one that we ought to make for, arguing that
+it most resembled the Dru as seen from the Montanvert,
+that there was probably little difference in height
+between the two, that our ascent would not be believed
+in unless we were to place a flag on the point visible
+from Chamouni, and finally that the left-hand peak
+seemed to be the easier, and would probably be found
+to conceal the sharper point of the right-hand summit.
+Having expressed these views, he in turn looked
+towards the porter to ascertain his sentiments. The
+porter, who was evidently of a complaisant
+tempera<pb n='76'/><anchor id='Pg076'/>ment, nodded his head very vigorously to intimate
+that these arguments seemed the more powerful of
+the two to his mind, and then cocked his head on
+one side in a knowing manner, intended to express
+that he was studying the angles and that he was
+prepared to find himself in the right whichever view
+prevailed. We did not find out for certain till some
+time after that the right-hand summit, though concealed
+from view by the Montanvert, is very distinctly
+visible from Chamouni: excusable ignorance, as most
+of the Chamouni people are unaware of it to this day.
+Professor Forbes, as Mr. Douglas Freshfield has kindly
+pointed out to me, with his usual accuracy distinguished
+and also measured the two summits, giving
+their heights respectively as 12,178, and 12,245 feet.<note place="foot"><hi rend='italic'>Travels in the Alps</hi>, p. 119.</note>
+Knowing little as we did then of the details of the
+mountain, we followed Franz’s advice and made for
+the left-hand peak, under the impression that if one
+proved accessible the other might also, and there really
+seemed no reason why we should not, if occasion
+demanded, ascend both.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Doubts as to the peak</note>
+
+<p>
+Leading up from the glacier two distinct lines of
+attack presented themselves. The right-hand ridge
+descends to the col very precipitously, but still we had
+some idea that the rocks did not look wholly impossible.
+Again, on the left of the Dru the rocks are cut
+away very abruptly and form the long precipitous
+<pb n='77'/><anchor id='Pg077'/>ridge seen from the Montanvert. This ridge was so
+jagged that we could see no possible advantage in
+climbing to any part of it, except just at the termination
+where it merges into the south-western face of the
+main mountain. The choice therefore, in our judgment,
+lay between storming the mountain by the face
+right opposite to us or else making for the col and the
+right-hand ridge; but the latter was the route that
+Messrs. Pendlebury and Kennedy had followed, and we
+could not hope to succeed where such giants had failed.
+Burgener indeed wished to try, but the rest of the
+party were unanimously in favour of attempting to
+find a way up the face, a route that at the worst had
+the merit of novelty. We thought too that if a
+closer acquaintance proved that the crags were ill
+arranged for upward locomotion, we might be able to
+work round on the face and so reach the col by a
+more circuitous route. With the naked eye—especially
+a myopic one—the rocks appeared unpromising
+enough; while viewed through the telescope the rocks
+looked utterly impossible. But little faith, however, can
+be rested in telescopic observations of a mountain, so
+far as the question of determining a route is concerned.
+Amateurs, who, as a rule, understand the use of a telescope
+much better than guides, have not the requisite
+experience to determine the value of what they see,
+while but few guides see enough to form any basis for
+determination. Moreover, the instrument we carried
+<pb n='78'/><anchor id='Pg078'/>with us, though it had an extraordinary number of
+sections and pulled out like the ill-fated tradesman’s
+trousers in a pantomime, was not a very remarkable
+one in the matter of definition. Still it is always proper
+and orthodox to look at a new peak through the telescope,
+and we were determined not to neglect any
+formality on the present occasion.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Telescopic observations</note>
+
+<p>
+We were now rather more than half-way up the
+Glacier de la Charpoua. To reach the most promising-looking
+point at which we might hope to get on the
+rocks, it was necessary to travel straight across the
+snow at about the level on which we stood. Now,
+this Glacier de la Charpoua is not constructed on
+ordinary principles. Instead of the orthodox transverse
+bergschrund it possesses a longitudinal crack
+running up its whole length, a peculiarity that vexed
+us hugely. Half a dozen times did we attempt to cross
+by some tempting-looking bridge, but on each occasion
+we were brought to a stand by impassable crevasses;
+then had to turn back, go up a little farther, and try
+again. It was already late in the day and we could ill
+spare the time lost in this to and fro movement.
+Eventually we reached a little patch of rocks not far
+from the head of the glacier. No sooner had we reached
+these rocks than the guides hunted up a suitable place
+and concealed some utterly worthless property as carefully
+as if they expected evil-minded marauders to be
+wandering about, seeking what they might pilfer.
+<pb n='79'/><anchor id='Pg079'/>Having effected the cache with due care, Franz once
+again burst into a strange carol, the burden of which
+was unintelligible, but the chorus made frequent
+allusion to <q>der Teufel.</q> We now saw that, after all,
+the only feasible plan would be to cut our way still
+higher up a steep slope, and thus to work right round,
+describing a large curve. An occasional step required
+to be scraped, for the glacier is in shadow till late in
+the morning, owing to the Aiguille Verte intervening
+and cutting off the sun’s rays. Throughout the day
+our second guide had been burning with a desire to
+exhibit the good qualities of the most portentous ice
+axe I ever saw, an instrument of an unwieldy character
+resembling a labourer’s pick on the top of a
+May pole. Its dimensions were monstrous and its
+weight preposterous: moreover, the cutting spike had
+an evil curve and, instead of hewing out blocks of ice
+neatly, preferred to ram a huge hole in the slope and
+stick fast therein, while a quiver ran through its
+mighty frame and communicated itself to the striker,
+who shuddered at each blow as after taking a dose of
+very bitter physic. However, Franz was so proud of
+his halberd that we were obliged to sacrifice rapid
+progress to the consideration of his feelings, and he
+was accordingly sent on to cut the steps which were
+now found necessary. With no little exertion did he
+construct a staircase of which the steps were about the
+size of foot baths, and with no slight impatience did
+<pb n='80'/><anchor id='Pg080'/>we watch his gymnastics and athletic flourishes, which
+were a sort of mixture of tossing the caber and throwing
+the hammer combined with a touch of polo.
+Ultimately we were able to quit the glacier for the
+actual face of the mountain, at a point probably not
+very much below that struck by the previous party;
+but it was our intention at once to bear off to the left.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Franz and his mighty axe</note>
+
+<p>
+We blundered a little on the rocks at first after
+the long spell of snow-walking. A cry from Franz
+caused us to look round, and we perceived that he
+had got entangled with the big axe, the spike of which
+was sticking into the third button of his waistcoat,
+causing him, as the strain on the rope above and
+below folded him up in a rather painful manner, to
+assume the attitude of a mechanical toy monkey on a
+stick. Fearing that he might be placed in the condition
+in which cats’ meat is usually offered for sale, we
+slackened the rope and saved him from impending
+perforation, but with the result that the axe bounded
+off down the slope, turned two or three summersaults,
+and then stuck up defiantly in a distant patch of snow,
+looking like a sign-post. While Franz went off to recover
+his loved treasure we huddled together on a very
+little ledge of rock, and sat there in a row like busts
+on a shelf—if the simile be not considered anatomically
+inappropriate. But these delays had wasted
+much time, and already success seemed doubtful.
+Little time could now be devoted to consultation, and
+<pb n='81'/><anchor id='Pg081'/>little good would have come of it; now that we were
+on the rocks the only thing to do was to go straight
+on and see what would happen. At the same time we
+had a dim consciousness that we were considerably to
+the right of the best line of ascent. Our <q>general
+idea</q>—to borrow a military phrase of which, by the
+way, it may be remarked that the idea in question is
+usually confined to the general and is not shared in
+by the troops—consisted in making for the left-hand
+side or Montanvert aspect of the final peak. We set
+our teeth, whatever that may mean, then fell to with
+a will and for some two hours went with scarcely a
+check. And a rare two hours’ climb we had. The
+very thought of it makes the pen travel swiftly over
+the paper, as the scene comes back in every detail.
+How Burgener led the way without hesitation and
+almost without mistake; how our second guide chattered
+unceasingly, caring nought for a listener; how
+they both stuck to the rocks like limpets; how the big
+axe got in everybody’s way; how the rope got caught
+on every projecting spur of rock, jerking back the unwary,
+or when loose sweeping down showers of small
+angular stones from the little platforms and ridges,
+thereby engendering ill blood and contumely; how
+the silent porter climbed stolidly after us, and in the
+plenitude of his taciturn good-humour poked at us
+from below with his staff at inconvenient moments
+and in sensitive places; how at one moment we were
+<pb n='82'/><anchor id='Pg082'/>flat against the rock, all arms and legs, like crushed
+spiders, and at another gathered into great loops like
+a cheese maggot on the point of making a leap; how
+a volley of little stones came whistling cheerily down
+from above, playfully peppering us all round; how
+our spirits rose with our bodies till we became as
+excited as children: of all these things it boots not to
+give any detailed description. Those who can recollect
+similar occasions need but to be reminded of them,
+and, to tell the truth, the minutiæ, though they are
+so graven upon the mind that a clear impression could
+be struck off years afterwards, are apt to prove somewhat
+tedious. Two facts I may note. One, that the
+rocks were at first very much easier than was expected;
+another, that we should have done better had we discarded
+the rope on this part of the climb: the rocks
+were hardly a fit place for those who could not dispense
+with its use. Ever and anon the guides’ spirits would
+rise to that level which may be called the shouting
+point, and they would jödel till they were black in the
+face, while the melodious roll of sound echoed cheerily
+back from the distant cliffs of the Aiguille Moine.
+And so we journeyed up.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A start in the wrong direction</note>
+
+<p>
+Meanwhile the weather had changed; black
+clouds had come rolling up and were gathering
+ominously above us; it was evident that we had no
+chance of reaching the summit that day, even if it
+were practicable, but still we persevered desperately
+<pb n='83'/><anchor id='Pg083'/>in the hope of seeing some possible route for a future
+attack. Progress, however, on a rock peak is necessarily
+slow when there are five on the rope, and we
+should probably have done more wisely if we had
+divided into two parties. We kept well to the left to
+a point on the face where a huge tower of rock stands
+four-square to all the winds of heaven that blow; and
+above us, as a matter of fact, there seemed to be a
+good many winds. This landmark, very conspicuous
+and characteristic of these aiguilles, seemed to be
+close to the ridge, but on reaching it we found that
+there was still a stiff passage intervening between us
+and the point from which we could overlook the other
+side of the mountain. Now we bore to the right and
+the climbing became more difficult. We made our
+way straight up a very shallow gully and finally
+reached a point on the western ridge overlooking
+the Montanvert, close to where this ridge merges into
+the corresponding face of the peak. Here a halt was
+called, for two reasons. In the first place a few flakes
+of snow were softly falling around and the gathering
+clouds betokened more to follow. Secondly, so far as
+we could judge through the mist, it was apparently impossible
+to ascend any higher from the place we had
+reached. So we cast off the rope and clambered separately
+to various points of vantage to survey the work
+that lay before us. The summit of the peak, enveloped
+in thin cloud, appeared to tower no great height above
+<pb n='84'/><anchor id='Pg084'/>us, but we were too close under the cliff to estimate its
+elevation very correctly. At the time we thought that
+if we could only keep up the pace at which we had been
+going, an hour’s climb would have sufficed to reach
+the top. We found, it may be remarked parenthetically,
+that we were egregiously in error in this
+estimate some years later. The shifting clouds made
+the rock face—that is, the small extent of it that we
+could see at all—look much more difficult than in
+all probability it actually was. Through the mists we
+made out, indistinctly, a formidable-looking irregular
+crack in the rock face running very straight up and
+rather to our left, which apparently constituted the
+only possible route from our position to a higher level.
+But from where we stood we could not have reached
+the lower end of this crack without a ladder of about
+fifty feet in length, and the mist entirely prevented us
+from judging whether we could reach it by a détour.
+The choice lay between hunting for some such line or
+else in trying what seemed on the whole more practicable,
+viz. working round by the north-east face again,
+so as to search for a more easy line of ascent.
+But the latter alternative would have involved of
+necessity a considerable descent. While we debated
+what course to take the mists swept up thicker and
+thicker from below, and in a moment the peak above
+us was concealed and all the view cut off. A
+piercingly cold wind began to rise and a sharp storm
+<pb n='85'/><anchor id='Pg085'/>of hail and sleet descended. Hints were dropped
+about the difficulty of descending rocks glazed over
+with ice with a proper amount of deliberation. It
+was obviously impossible to go up and might soon become
+very difficult to go down. The question was not
+actually put, but, in conformity with what was evidently
+the general sense of the meeting, we somewhat reluctantly
+made up our minds to return. A dwarf stone
+man was constructed, the rope readjusted, and half an
+hour’s descent put us out of the mist and snow. We
+stopped again and stared upwards blankly at the leve
+line of mist hanging heavily against the peak.
+Burgener now came forward with a definite resolution
+and proposed that we should stay where we were for
+the night and try again the next day. This was referred
+to a sub-committee, who reported against the
+suggestion on the ground that the stock of provisions
+left consisted of a tablespoonful of wine, four rolls,
+and a small piece of cheese which had strayed from
+the enveloping paper in the porter’s pocket and as a
+consequence smelt of tobacco and was covered with hairs
+and fluff. These articles of diet were spread on a
+rock and we mentally calculated the exact proportion
+that would fall to each man’s share if we attempted,
+as proposed, to subsist on them for a day and a half.
+But little deliberation was required. We decided at
+once to return. The porter gathered the fragments
+lovingly together and replaced them with other curious
+<pb n='86'/><anchor id='Pg086'/>articles in his side pocket. By 8.30 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> we were back
+at Chamouni, having been out a little under twenty
+hours.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">An adjournment</note>
+
+<p>
+A day or two later we made up our minds to start
+once more. Great preparations were made for an
+early departure, the idea that we should find it
+distasteful to start at the hour at which a London
+ball begins being scouted, as it usually is over-night.
+We impressed on an intelligent <q>boots</q> with great
+earnestness the absolute necessity of waking us precisely
+at midnight, and then went to our repose, feeling
+about as much inclined for sleep as a child does during
+the afternoon siesta intended to prepare it for the
+glories of a pantomime. The <q>boots</q> did not fail; in
+fact he was extra-punctual, as our departure was the
+signal for his retiring. At midnight the party
+assembled in the little courtyard in front of the hotel,
+but a dismal sight met our gaze. Under the influence
+of a warm sou’-wester, thick black clouds had filled the
+valley, and a gentle drizzle reminded us of the balmy
+climate of our own metropolis in November. Our Alpine
+tour for the season was nearly at an end, and we gazed
+despondently around. Ultimately one practical person
+suggested that if we did not go to the mountain we
+might as well go to bed, and the practical person
+endorsed his suggestion by walking off. A scurvy
+practical joke did the clerk of the weather play on us
+that night. In the morning the bright sunbeams
+<pb n='87'/><anchor id='Pg087'/>came streaming in through the window, the sky was
+cloudless and the outline of every peak was sharply
+defined in the clear air. A more perfect morning for
+the expedition could hardly have been chosen. Some
+ill-timed remarks at breakfast referring pointedly to
+people who talk a good deal over-night about early
+starts, and the deep concern of the <q>boots</q> at our
+presumed slothfulness, goaded us to desperation. We
+determined to start again and to have one more try
+the next day whatever the weather might prove to be.
+Once more we found ourselves in the small hours of
+the morning on the path leading to Les Ponts. Had
+it not been for the previous day’s lesson we should
+probably have turned back from this point, for the
+whole of the mountain opposite was concealed in thick
+drifting mist. The guides flatly refused to go on as
+matters stood. We were determined on our side not
+to give it up, and so a compromise was effected. It
+was agreed to wait for an hour or two and see if
+matters mended. So we stretched ourselves out on a
+damp sloping rock, prepared to resume our journey
+at the slightest indication of a change for the better.
+Rest at such a time even under these hard, not to say
+stony, conditions is seductive, and, as we lay half
+dozing, strange heretical thoughts came crowding into
+the mind. Why toil up this mountain when one can
+rest in luxury on these knobby rocks? Why labour over
+the shifting moraine, the deceitful glacier, the slippery
+<pb n='88'/><anchor id='Pg088'/>rock? What is the good of it all? Can it be vanity
+or——<q>Vorwärts!</q> The dream vanished as the cheery
+cry broke out from the guide engaged on outpost duty,
+and as we rose and stretched ourselves the whole
+aspect of affairs seemed changed. A distinct break
+in the clouds at the head of the Mer de Glace gave
+promise of better things in store, and we felt almost
+guilty of having wasted an hour or more at our halt.
+The break became larger and larger, and before long
+the great cloud banks resolved into one huge streamer
+flying from the summit of the peak. I fancy that, at
+any rate in the early stages of mountaineering, many
+good chances are thrown away on such days, for
+guides are as a rule somewhat prone to despondency
+in the early morning hours. Once started, however,
+they became wondrously keen, complained of our
+delay, and even asserted with some effrontery that
+they had predicted fine weather all the time, and this
+without a blush; still some one rather neatly defined
+blushing as a suffusion least seldom seen in those who
+have the most occasion for it, and guides share with
+politicians a certain power of manipulating their
+opinions to suit the exigencies of the moment. The
+traces of our former attempt assisted us materially
+on the glacier. Our plan of attack consisted in getting
+on the rocks at our former point, but working on this
+occasion much more directly up the face. Burgener
+conceived that by following this line of assault we
+<pb n='89'/><anchor id='Pg089'/>should be able to ascend, by means of a gully which
+existed only in his own imagination, to a more practicable
+part of the peak. Between the two summits
+of the Aiguille du Dru may be seen, at any rate in
+photographs, a tempting-looking streak of snow: it
+seemed possible, if we could once reach the lower
+point of this streak, to follow its line upwards. The
+lower peak of the Dru is well rounded on its eastern
+face, and the rocks appear more broken than in other
+parts of the mountain.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The expedition resumed</note>
+
+<p>
+If we could but once reach the cleft between the
+peaks there seemed every chance of our being able to
+reach the lower summit. At the outset progress was
+fast. We followed our former line till we were in sight
+of the rock tower and then at once bore off to the right.
+The climbing was rather more difficult, at least it
+seemed so to us in those days, than on the other part
+of the mountain with which we had previously made
+acquaintance. A series of short flat gullies had to be
+climbed, but there were exceedingly few inequalities to
+help us. The rope was of little or no use and might
+perhaps have been laid aside with advantage. We
+soon found that we had reached a higher point than
+at our previous attempt, and as the leader constantly
+returned favourable reports our spirits rose; so elated
+in fact did we become that the exact formalities to be
+observed on reaching the top were seriously discussed
+whenever the occasion offered for conversation, which
+<pb n='90'/><anchor id='Pg090'/>was not very often. Old Franz chattered away to
+himself, as was his wont when matters went well, and
+on looking back on one occasion I perceived the
+strange phenomenon of a smile illuminating the
+porter’s features. Howbeit, this worthy spake no
+words of satisfaction, but pulled ever at his empty pipe.
+By dint of wriggling over a smooth sloping stone slab
+we had got into a steep rock gully which promised to
+lead us to a good height. Burgener, assisted by much
+pushing and prodding from below and aided on his
+own part by much snorting and some strong language,
+had managed to climb on to a great overhanging
+boulder that cut off the view from the rest of the
+party below. As he disappeared from sight we
+watched the paying out of the rope with as much
+anxiety as a fisherman eyes his vanishing line when
+the salmon runs. Presently the rope ceased to move
+and we waited for a few moments in suspense. We
+felt that the critical moment of the expedition had
+arrived, and the fact that our own view was exceedingly
+limited made us all the more anxious to hear the
+verdict. <q>How does it look?</q> we called out. The
+answer came back in patois, a bad sign in such emergencies.
+For a minute or two an animated conversation
+was kept up; then we decided to take another opinion
+and accordingly hoisted up our second guide. The
+chatter was redoubled. <q>What does it look like?</q> we
+shouted again. <q>Not possible from where we are,</q>
+<pb n='91'/><anchor id='Pg091'/>was the melancholy answer, and in a tone that crashed
+at once all our previous elation. I could not find
+words at the moment to express my disappointment:
+but the porter could and gallantly he came to the
+rescue. He opened his mouth for the first time and
+spoke, and he said very loud indeed that it was
+<q>verdammt.</q> Precisely: that is just what it was.
+Having made this short speech, the porter allowed the
+smile to fade away from his features, shook out some
+imaginary ashes and proceeded to light some visionary
+tobacco, sucking at a lighted match through the
+medium of an empty pipe. It seemed hard to believe
+at first that we were to be baulked when so near the
+summit, and it was not till the guides had tried again
+and again to storm the almost vertical wall of smooth
+rock and had shown the utter impossibility of turning
+it either right or left, that we felt we were really
+beaten. One more forlorn chance remained: we
+might try the west face of the mountain from the
+spot we had reached at our first attempt, when the
+weather had prevented us from making any further
+progress. Had there been more time at our disposal
+we should have done better to try another line of
+ascent more to our right, that is, nearer to the col,
+and it might be possible to reach the cleft between the
+two summits by this means. As for the snow streak
+which looked so tempting at a distance, it is a delusion
+and a snare, if the latter term be applicable to a place
+<pb n='92'/><anchor id='Pg092'/>which appears to be much more difficult to get into
+than it probably would be to get out of. We had
+already pretty fully realised that the mountain was
+more difficult to ascend than we had ever contemplated,
+and it seemed advisable at the moment to make for
+some definite point which at any rate we felt sure of
+reaching and to study the peak in detail to the best of
+our ability; so we made towards our cairn, though
+with little hope of gaining much knowledge thereby.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A sticking point</note>
+
+<p>
+Without much difficulty, but not without some
+little danger from falling stones (though on the whole,
+the mountain is remarkably free from these annoyances,
+there being as a matter of fact but few loose
+stones to fall), we reached our former point and were
+able to judge distinctly of how much higher we had
+reached at our second attempt. We saw also that upward
+progress from the point on which we stood would
+not be possible, but it must be remembered that we were
+able only to see a small strip of the mountain lying
+directly above. Every crag that was not absolutely
+vertical appeared to overhang, and the few small cracks
+that might have afforded hand and foot hold led nowhere
+in particular. Altogether the view was depressing
+although limited. There was no time to hunt about
+for other routes, or we should certainly have done so,
+for we felt that though beaten our discomfiture only
+arose from the fact that we had chosen a wrong line
+of ascent. Possibly within a few yards of us lay a
+<pb n='93'/><anchor id='Pg093'/>feasible route, but we knew not on which side it might
+be. Here it occurred to the porter for the first time
+that his pipe was empty and had been so all day: he
+thereupon made his second remark, which consisted
+in an audible request for something to put in it. We
+had dragged up with us (as a matter of fact the
+porter had carried it the whole time) some 200 feet of
+rope, thinking it might help us in the descent, but the
+part of the mountain on which we were presents no
+more difficulties in this respect than does Avernus.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Beaten back</note>
+
+<p>
+Arrived on the snow slope opposite the rock face
+on which we had been climbing during the day, we
+stopped, extended the telescope, and tried to make
+out our exact line, and endeavoured also to discover
+what had been our error; no easy task, as any persons
+of experience will admit. At any time the appearance
+of this peak is deceptive, and the outline no more
+guides you to a knowledge of the natural details than
+does the outline of a fashionable lady’s dress. But
+as we looked the mountain seemed flattened out by
+reason of a blue evening mist which obscured all
+the irregularities. So we turned and resumed our
+journey down, running hard across the Mer de Glace,
+for the shades of night drew on apace, and reached
+Chamouni at 8.30 in the evening, leaving the guides
+at the Montanvert with half a bottle of thin red wine
+between three of them. We were overtaken by Edouard
+Cupelin, one of the best of the Chamouni guides, at
+<pb n='94'/><anchor id='Pg094'/>any rate on rock mountains, on our way down, and he
+gave us a rather sensational account of his own adventures
+on the peak. In justice to him it should
+be mentioned that he was almost the only Chamouni
+guide who seemed to think the ascent possible, and in
+his opinion the general line that we had adopted was
+the correct one. Our second expedition thus from first
+to last occupied about 20½ hours, but the halts were not
+nearly so numerous as on the first occasion. The
+experience of our two days’ climbing led us to the
+conclusion that Cupelin was right. From the peculiar
+character of the rocks and the fact that our
+climbing lay chiefly along short flat gullies we were
+unable, as already remarked, to get a very clear idea
+of any part of the mountain except that on which
+we were actually engaged, and we were led to the
+opinion that the only plan to find a possible route
+would consist in trying in succession from below the
+different parts of the southern face. The final peak,
+which from this side shoots up clearly defined from
+the great mass of the mountain, seemed to us tolerably
+easy of ascent provided one could reach the
+base. A sort of depression extends three parts of the
+way round, and the edge of this shallow moat appeared
+to be defended by an inaccessible belt of vertical
+rock. The actual rocks were wholly unlike any met with
+elsewhere in our experience. Great vertical slabs were
+fitted together with an accuracy which was beautiful
+<pb n='95'/><anchor id='Pg095'/>in its perfection, but irritating beyond conception to
+the climber. Progress upwards, when above the level
+of the col, necessitated a series of fatiguing gymnastics
+like swimming uphill, but the rocks where
+they were possible proved invariably firm and good.
+On both occasions we were stopped by sheer difficulty
+and probably saw the mountain at its very best. The
+snow on the rocks, which proved such a formidable
+difficulty to Mr. Pendlebury’s party, had almost entirely
+disappeared before our assault. The rocks were
+warm and the weather on the second day was perfect.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Results gained</note>
+
+<p>
+Such is the history of our first two attempts to
+climb this mountain. They served but to whet our
+appetite for success, but it was not till years after that
+we were fortunate enough to meet with that success.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="4" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='96'/><anchor id='Pg096'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="IV. A day across country"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="IV. A day across country"/>
+<head>CHAPTER IV.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+The art of meteorological vaticination—The climate we leave our
+homes for—Observations in the valley—The diligence arrives
+and shoots its load—Types of travellers—The Alpine habitué—The
+elderly spinster on tour—A stern Briton—A family party—We
+seek fresh snow-fields—The Bietschhorn—A <anchor id="corr096"/><corr sic="sepulchra">sepulchral</corr>
+bivouac—On early starts and their curious effects on the temperament—A
+choice of routes—A deceptive ice gully—The
+avalanches on the Bietschhorn—We work up to a dramatic
+situation—The united party nearly fall out—A limited panorama—A
+race for home—Caught out—A short cut—Driven to extremities—The
+water jump—An aged person comes to the rescue—A
+classical banquet at Ried—The old curé and his hospitality—A
+wasted life?
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+The summer season of 1878 was one of the worst
+on record. Meteorologists, by a species of climatic
+paradox, might have had a fine time of it; mountaineers
+had a most wet and disagreeable time of it.
+The weather prophets easily established a reputation
+for infallibility—according to the accepted modern
+standard of vaticination—by predicting invariably
+evil things. They were thus right five times out of
+six, which will readily be acknowledged as very creditable
+in persons who were uninspired, save by a desire
+<pb n='97'/><anchor id='Pg097'/>to exalt themselves in the eyes of their fellow tourists.
+But, as in the case of that singularly hopeful person
+Tantalus, the torture was rendered more artistic and
+aggravating by sporadic promise of better things.
+One day the rock aiguilles were powdered over and
+white-speckled with snow. The climber looked up
+longingly at the heights above, but visions of
+numbing cold and frost-bitten fingers caused him to
+thrust the latter members into his pockets and turn
+away with a sigh, to put it mildly, and avert his gaze
+from the chilling spectacle. Then would he follow his
+daily practice—his thrice-a-daily practice in all probability—of
+overeating himself. Perhaps, while still
+engaged at <hi rend='italic'>table d’hôte</hi> in consuming, at any rate in
+masticating, the multiform dish generically named
+<q>chevreuil,</q> the glow of a rosy sunset, and the hope
+of brighter things in store for the morrow, would
+attract him to the window.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Autres temps, autres mœurs</note>
+
+<p>
+The next day would produce scorching heat, a clear
+sky, a rising barometer, and a revival of spirits; diet, as
+the physicians say, as before. The powdered snow would
+disappear off the ledges and, melting, distribute itself
+more uniformly over the rocks, which as a result presented
+a shining appearance, as the morning face of a
+schoolboy or the Sunday face of a general servant. At
+night a clear sky and a sharp frost in the high regions,
+and the next day the mountain would be more impossible
+than ever. Still, recognising that another few hours
+<pb n='98'/><anchor id='Pg098'/>of grateful sunshine would cause the thin film of ice
+glazing the rocks to melt and evaporate, the energetic
+climber (and we were very energetic that year) would
+summon his guides and all his resolution, pack up his
+traps, and start for a bivouac up aloft, to return, in all
+probability, at the end of twenty-four hours, in a downfall
+of rain and in the condition of steamy moisture so
+tersely described by Mr. Mantalini. Such, during July
+1878, was our lot day after day in the glorious Alpine
+climate. We paced up and down, with the regularity
+of sentries, between our camp on the Aiguille du Dru
+and Couttet’s hotel at Chamouni. Occasionally we
+ascended some distance up the Glacier de la Charpoua
+and took observations. Once or twice we proceeded
+far enough on the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru to
+prove the impossibility of ascending them to any
+great height. Still we were loth to depart and run
+the risk of losing a favourable opportunity of assaulting
+the mountain with any chance of success. It fell
+out thus that we had good opportunities of observing
+our fellow creatures and the various types of travellers
+who, notwithstanding the weather, still crowded into
+Chamouni; for it was only on rock peaks such as the
+Aiguille du Dru, or difficult mountains like the
+Aiguille Verte, that climbing was impossible. This
+condition of things did not affect to any very
+appreciable extent the perambulating peasants who
+constitute the vast majority of the body known as
+<pb n='99'/><anchor id='Pg099'/>guides in Chamouni. These worthies merely loafed a
+little more than they were wont to do, if that be
+possible. Perhaps the gathering invariably to be
+found, during twenty hours out of the twenty-four,
+at the cross roads near Tairraz’s shop was still more
+numerously attended, and there was some slight increase
+in the number of sunburnt individuals who
+found intellectual exercise sufficient to apologise for
+their existence in wearing their hands in their pockets,
+smoking indifferent tobacco, expectorating indiscriminately,
+and uttering statements devoid of sense or
+point to anybody who cared to listen. The weather
+had no effect on them; whether wet or dry, cold or
+warm, they still occupied themselves from June to
+September in the same manner. Once in the early
+morning, and once again about five o’clock in the
+evening, were they momentarily galvanised out of their
+listlessness by the arriving and departing diligences.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The diligence arrives</note>
+
+<p>
+On the arrival of the caravan the contingent was
+usually reinforced by some of our own countrymen.
+The proper attitude for the English visitor at
+Chamouni to assume, when watching the evening
+incursion of tourists, consisted in leaning against the
+wall on the south side of the street, and so to pose
+himself as to indicate independence of the proceedings
+and to wear an expression of indifference tinged with
+a suggestion of cynical humour. This was usually
+accomplished by wearing the hands in the pockets,
+<pb n='100'/><anchor id='Pg100'/>tilting the hat a little over the eyes, crossing the legs,
+and laughing unduly at the remarks of companions,
+whether audible or not. Some few considered that
+smoking a wooden pipe assisted the realisation of the
+effect intended: others apparently held that a heavy
+object held in the mouth interfered with the expression.
+I have observed that these same onlookers were bitterly
+indignant at the ordeal they had to pass through on
+returning to their native shores viâ Folkestone, when
+clambering wearily with leaden eyes and sage-green
+complexions up the pier steps. Yet the diligence
+travellers, begrimed with dust, stung of horse flies,
+cramped, choked, and so jolted that they recognised
+more bony prominences than previous anatomical
+knowledge had ever led them to expect they possessed,
+were none the less objects of pity. Still human nature
+is always worthy of study, and those who arrived,
+together with those who went to see them arrive, were
+equally interesting under the depressing climatic influences
+which so often forbade us to take our pleasure
+elsewhere.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The Alpine habitue</note>
+
+<p>
+It was curious to note how, day after day, the diligence
+on its arrival released from the cramped thraldom
+of its uncomfortable seats almost exactly the same
+load. As the great lumbering yellow vehicle came
+within sight, one or two familiar faces would be seen
+craning out to catch the first sight of an old guide or
+mountain friend. These <hi rend='italic'>habitués</hi> as a rule secured
+<pb n='101'/><anchor id='Pg101'/>for themselves the corner seats. We knew exactly
+what their luggage would be. A bundle of axes like
+Roman <q>fasces</q> would be handed out first, with perhaps
+a little unnecessary ostentation, followed by a coil
+of rope which might have been packed up in the portmanteau,
+but usually was not; then a knapsack, with
+marks on the back like a map of the continent of
+America if the owner was an old hand, and a spotless
+minute check if he were only trying to look like
+one. The owners of the knapsacks would be clad in
+suits that once were dittos, flannel shirts and the
+familiar British wide-awake, the new aspirants for
+mountaineering fame decorating their head gear with
+snow spectacles purchased in Geneva. Very business-like
+would they show themselves in collecting their
+luggage before anybody else; then, with a knowing
+look at the mountains, they would make their way
+to Couttet’s. Next, perhaps, would follow a party of
+some two or three spinsters travelling alone and as
+uncertain about their destination as they were of their
+age. To attract such, some of the hotel proprietors,
+more astute than their fellows, despatched to the
+scene of action porters of cultivated manners and
+obsequious demeanour, who seldom failed, by proving
+themselves to be <q>such nice polite men, my dear,</q>
+to ensnare the victims. Burdened with the numerous
+parcels and odd little bags this class of traveller
+greatly affects, the nicely mannered porter would lead
+<pb n='102'/><anchor id='Pg102'/>the way to the hotel or pension, probably bestowing,
+as he passed, a wink on some friend among the guides,
+who recognised at once the type of tourist that would
+inevitably visit the Montanvert, probably the Chapeau
+and possibly the Flégère, and recognising too the type
+in whom judicious compliments were not likely to be
+invested without satisfactory results. Such people
+invariably enquired if they could not be taken <hi rend='italic'>en
+pension</hi>. Somewhat frugal as regards diet, especially
+breakfast, but with astounding capacities for swallowing
+<hi rend='italic'>table d’hôte</hi> dinners or such romance as the
+guides might be pleased to invent on the subject of
+their own prowess and exploits. Charming old ladies
+these often were, as pleased with the novelty of everything
+they saw around them as a gutter child in a
+country meadow. Their nature changes marvellously
+in the Alps. Scarcely should we recognise in the
+small wiry traveller in the mountains the same individual
+whom we might meet in town—say in the
+neighbourhood of Bloomsbury. I have noticed such
+a one not a hundred miles from there whose energy
+for sight-seeing when in the Alps surpassed all belief.
+Yet here she seemed but a little, wrinkled, bent-in-the-back
+old woman, flat of foot, reckless at crossings,
+finding difficulty on Sunday mornings in fishing a
+copper out of her reticule for the crossing sweeper, by
+reason of the undue length of the finger-tips to her
+one-buttoned black kid gloves, and accompanied on
+<pb n='103'/><anchor id='Pg103'/>week days, perhaps for the sake of contrast, by a
+sprightly little black and tan dog of so arrogant a
+disposition that it declined to use in walking all the
+legs which Providence had furnished it. Next,
+perhaps, the British paterfamilias, who might or might
+not be a clergyman, most intractable of tourists; ever
+prone to combine instruction with amusement for the
+benefit of his bored family, slightly relaxing on week
+days, but rigid and austere on Sundays beyond conception.
+And then the foreign sub-Alpine walker or
+<q>intrépide,</q> clad in special garments of local make
+and highly vaunted efficiency, garrulous, smoky,
+voracious, a trifle greasy, and dealing habitually in
+ecstatic hendecasyllables expressive of admiration of
+everything he saw. Next the family party, possibly
+with a courier, with whom the younger members were,
+as a rule, unduly familiar: the boys wearing tailed
+shooting coats, consorting but ill with Eton turn-down
+collars, groaning under the burden of green baize bags
+containing assorted guide books, strange receptacles
+for the umbrellas of the party, and with leathern
+wallets slung around their shoulders, stuffed with the
+useless articles boys cherish and love to carry with
+them; the girls awkwardly conscious and feeling ill
+at ease by reason of the practical dresses, boots, and
+head gear devised for them at home, looking tenderly
+after a collection of weakly sticks tipped with chamois
+horns and decorated with a spirally arranged list of
+<pb n='104'/><anchor id='Pg104'/>localities; the whole party in an excessively bad
+temper, which the boys exhibited by pummelling and
+thumping when <q>pa</q> was not looking and the girls
+by little sniffs, head tossings, and pointed remarks at
+each other that they had no idea what guys they
+looked. It will be observed that the constant bad
+weather induced a cynical condition of mind.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A family party</note>
+
+<p>
+We made up our minds, notwithstanding the
+attractions of this varied company, to quit them for
+a while, to seek fresh snow-fields and glaciers new,
+and to leave the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru for a
+time unmolested. At the suggestion of Jaun we betook
+ourselves to the Oberland for a contemplated
+ascent of the Bietschhorn by a new route. Under a
+tropical sun we made our way by the interminable
+zigzags through the Trient valley down to Vernayaz,
+where we met again, like the witches in <q>Macbeth,</q> in
+thunder and in rain. Our project was to ascend the
+Bietschhorn from the Visp side and descend it by the
+usual route to Ried. This form of novelty had become
+so common in mountaineering that a new word had
+been coined expressly to describe such expeditions,
+and the climber, if he succeeded in his endeavour, was
+said to have <q>colled</q> the peak. The phrase, however,
+was only admissible on the first occasion, and it was
+subsequently described by any who followed, in more
+prosaic terms, as going up one side and down the other.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A sepulchral bivouac</note>
+
+<p>
+We did not experience any unusual difficulty in
+<pb n='105'/><anchor id='Pg105'/>leaving Visp tolerably early in the morning. The
+chorus of frogs, who were in remarkably fine voice
+that night in the neighbouring swamps, kept us
+awake, and the proper musical contrast was provided
+by the alto humming of some hungry mosquitoes.
+Our plan of assault was to camp somewhere at the
+head of the Baltschieder Thal, which is a dreary stony
+valley with only a few huts that would scarcely be
+considered habitable even by a London slum-landlord.
+The living inhabitants appeared to consist of three
+unkempt children, two pigs, one imbecile old man,
+and a dog with a fortuitous family. On the whole,
+therefore, we came to the conclusion that nature
+would probably provide better accommodation than
+the local architectural art, and a short search revealed
+a most luxurious bivouac, close to the left moraine of
+the Baltschieder Glacier, under the shelter of the
+Fäschhorn and a little above the level of the ice fall.
+A huge, flat slab of rock formed the roof of a wedge-shaped
+cavity capable of holding at least six persons,
+if disposed in a horizontal position. The space between
+the floor and the roof, it is true, was not much
+more than three feet; but the chamber, though well
+sheltered, demanded no ventilating tubes to ensure a
+proper supply of fresh air. Having a little spare time
+and being luxuriously inclined, we decided to sleep on
+spring beds. First we swept the stone floor, then
+covered it with a thick layer of dry rhododendron
+<pb n='106'/><anchor id='Pg106'/>branches, over which were laid large sods of dried
+peat grass, and the beds were complete. The pointed
+ends of the twigs showed rather a tendency to penetrate
+through the grassy covering during the night,
+but otherwise the mattresses were all that could be
+desired. About two in the morning we got up—that
+is, we would have got up had it not been physically
+impossible to do so by reason of the lowness of the
+roof. A more correct expression would be perhaps to
+say that we turned out, rolling from under the shelter
+of the slab one after another. By the dim light of an
+ineffective candle, poked into the neck of a broken
+bottle, we found it no easy matter to collect all the
+articles which the guides had of course unpacked
+and stowed away as if they were going to stay a week;
+indeed, a certain bottle of seltzer water will probably
+still be found—at any rate the bottle will—by anyone
+who seeks repose in the same quarters.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">On early starts</note>
+
+<p>
+We started in the usual frame of mind—that is to
+say, everybody was exceedingly facetious for about
+three minutes. In about ten minutes one of the
+party, who would slake his thirst unduly at a crystal
+spring near the bivouac the previous evening, found
+that his boot lace was untied; circumstances which
+do not seem associated at first sight, but are not,
+nevertheless, infrequently observed. So again have
+I often remarked that a good dinner overnight
+develops in an astonishing manner admiration for
+<pb n='107'/><anchor id='Pg107'/>distant views when ascending on the subsequent day.
+Within a quarter of an hour the amateurs of the
+party ceased to indulge in conversation, their remarks
+dying away into a species of pained silence similar to
+that which is induced in youthful voluptuaries by the
+premature smoking of clay pipes. The guides, however,
+seldom if ever desisted from dialogue, and never
+for the purpose of listening to each other’s remarks.
+Still, the respiratory process is governed by the
+same conditions in the case of guides as in other
+mortals, and though they would scorn to stoop to the
+boot-lace subterfuge, and feel that a sudden admiration
+for scenery would deceive no one, they yet found it
+necessary before long to distribute their burdens more
+equally; a process achieved by halting, untying
+several strings, taking out several parcels and replacing
+them in the same positions. By these
+various methods we acquired what athletes call
+<q>second wind</q> and stepped out more strongly. We
+crossed a moraine of the usual inconsistency—however,
+the subject of loose moraines has been, I fancy,
+touched upon by other writers. The Baltschieder
+Glacier sweeps at a right angle round a mountain
+christened, not very originally, the Breithorn. This
+particular member of that somewhat numerous family
+blocks up the head of the Baltschieder Thal. We
+skirted the north base of the Breithorn, passing between
+it and the Jägihorn, and arriving at the top of a
+<pb n='108'/><anchor id='Pg108'/>steep little slope came in full view of the eastern
+slopes of our objective peak. At this point Maurer
+gave vent to a dismal wail of anguish as it suddenly
+occurred to him that he had left the bottle of seltzer
+water down below. With some difficulty did we persuade
+him that it was not necessary to return for it,
+although the idea of repose was not wholly distasteful,
+but we felt that we had probably all our work cut out
+for us in one sense, and that the days were none too
+long for such an expedition as the one we had in hand.
+Two distinct lines of attack appeared to offer themselves.
+One route, more to our right, led upwards by
+a gentle curved ridge, chiefly of snow, connecting the
+Baltschieder Joch with the northern arête of the
+mountain. In 1866 Messrs. D. W. Freshfield and
+C. C. Tucker, as we learnt subsequently, attained a
+high point by this way and were only prevented from
+accomplishing the actual ascent by bad weather,
+though they did enough to prove the practicability of
+the route. However, this way, which appeared the
+easier of the two, was evidently the longer from our
+position. The other route had the advantage of lying
+straight in front of us. Its attraction consisted of a
+broad long gully of snow enclosed between two ridges
+of rock. By the dim morning light the snow appeared
+easy enough and was evidently in suitable condition:
+howbeit, long snow couloirs, at the summit of which
+rocks overhang, are not usually to be recommended
+<pb n='109'/><anchor id='Pg109'/>when the mountain itself is composed of friable
+material. Now it would be difficult to find in the
+whole of the Alps a mountain more disposed to cast
+stones at its assailants than the Bietschhorn, a fact
+of which we were fully aware. Every ascent of this
+disintegrating peak so rearranges the rocks that the
+next comers would not be wholly without justification
+if they pleaded that the details of their ascent were to
+a great extent new. Still, mountaineers up to the
+present have not been quite reduced to such a far-fetched
+claim to novelty, although in these latter days
+they have at times come perilously near it. Judging
+by the direction of the strata, we felt certain that the
+rock ridges must be practicable, and the problem in
+mountaineering set before us consisted in finding out
+how we might best ascend without subjecting ourselves
+to the inconveniences experienced by some of the early
+martyrs.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The rocks of the Bietschhorn</note>
+
+<p>
+An early breakfast put fresh strength into us.
+It is a common mistake of mountaineers not to
+breakfast early enough and not to breakfast often
+enough. If it be desired to achieve a long expedition
+when there is not likely to be too much spare time,
+the wise man will eat something at least every two
+hours up to about 10 o’clock in the morning, supposing,
+for instance, he started about 2 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> It is
+astonishing to notice how the full man gains upon
+the empty one on fatiguing snow slopes. We strode
+<pb n='110'/><anchor id='Pg110'/>rapidly across the basin of snow called the Jägifirn
+and arrived at the foot of the gully. But now we
+could see that our suspicions were more than verified:
+ugly-looking marks in the snow above indicated falling
+stones, and the snow itself was obviously in a
+condition prone to avalanches. This danger must
+always be present in couloirs to a greater or less extent
+in such seasons as the one we were experiencing.
+There had been sufficient power of sun to convert the
+contents of the gully into what would have been, in
+fine weather, a glistening ice slope. But much fresh
+snow had fallen recently. It but rarely can happen,
+when snow has fallen late in the season or during the
+hot months, that the new and the old layers can become
+properly amalgamated. If, therefore, there is too
+great a thickness of fresh snow to allow of steps being
+cut through this into the ice beneath, such couloirs are
+unsafe. The mark of a single avalanche due to the
+sliding off of the fresh snow on the ice beneath—a
+mark easily enough recognised—would deter any save
+an unwise person or a novice from attempting such a
+line of ascent. The marvellous hereditary instinct so
+often attributed to guides in judging of this condition
+really reduces itself to a matter of very simple observation
+and attention, and one within the reach of
+anybody. But travellers in the Alps too often appear
+to treat their reasoning faculties like they do their tall
+hats, and leave them at home. The question then
+<pb n='111'/><anchor id='Pg111'/>was, Were the rocks right or left of this snow gully
+practicable? We all agreed that they were, and proceeded
+at once to test the accuracy of our opinion.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Avalanches on the Bietschhorn</note>
+
+<p>
+We crossed the bergschrund—that godsend to
+writers on mountaineering in search of material to act
+as padding—and without dwelling on its insecure bridge
+longer than we need now dwell on the subject made
+swiftly for some rocks on the left. Scarcely had we
+gained them when a rush of snow and ice, of no great
+dimensions, but still large enough to be formidable,
+obliterated all the tracks we had just made. This
+settled the point at once, and we felt that by the rocks
+alone would it be proper to force the ascent. While
+on the ridge we were safe enough, and had the advantage
+as we clambered up of a most commanding position
+from whence we could view the frequent avalanches
+that swept by. The rain of the previous night, though
+it had only lasted for an hour or two, had evidently
+had a great effect on the state of the snow, and the
+avalanches seemed to pour down almost incessantly:
+probably some forty or fifty swept by us while we
+climbed by the side of the gully, and our situation
+gave rise to that feeling of somewhat pained security
+which is experienced when standing on a railway
+platform as an express train dashes by; we certainly
+felt that some of the downfalls would have
+reduced our party to a pulp quite as easily and with
+as much unconcern as the train itself. The guides,
+<pb n='112'/><anchor id='Pg112'/>who do not perhaps tax their memories very severely
+for a parallel on such an occasion, asserted, as they
+generally do, that they had never seen anything like
+it in the whole course of their lives. They then fell to
+whistling, laughed very gaily, and borrowed tobacco
+from each other.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A dramatic situation</note>
+
+<p>
+Gradually our difficulties became more pronounced,
+and conversation on indifferent topics was discarded,
+the remarks being confined to brief exclamations
+such as <q>Keep it tight!</q> <q>Don’t touch that one!</q>
+<q>Hold on now!</q> <q>You’re treading on my fingers!</q>
+<q>The point of your axe is sticking into my stomach!</q>
+and similar ejaculations. Once in a way we ascended
+for a few feet by the snow, though never quite losing
+touch of the rocks, and sank waist deep in the soft
+compound filling up the gully. Then we went back to
+the rotten rocks for a brief spell, well content to be
+more out of the reach of chance fragments of ice
+falling down the shoot. It is wonderful to note how
+quickly time passes in an exciting climb of this nature;
+but our progress was actually rather rapid, so fast
+indeed that we did not fully realise at one period that
+we were getting into difficulties and that we had without
+doubt strayed, Christian-like, from the narrow
+path which was evidently the right one. Throughout
+the day we were conscious that the climb was too long
+to be completed if we made any serious mistake involving
+the retracing of steps. Quite suddenly, our
+<pb n='113'/><anchor id='Pg113'/>situation became critical: a hurried glance up and
+down along the line revealed the fact that each
+member of the party had to do all he knew to preserve
+his position. The attitudes were ungainly enough to
+suggest instantaneous photographs at an ill-selected
+movement of four individuals dancing a <q>can-can.</q>
+Maurer was engaged apparently in an extremely
+close and minute inspection of the toe of his right
+boot. Another member of the party was giving a
+practical illustration of the fact that he could, by
+extreme extension of his arms, stretch more than
+his own height, while a third was endeavouring to find
+out why the power of co-ordinating his muscular
+movements was suddenly lost to him, and why he
+could not persuade his left leg to join his right. For
+a few moments Jaun, who was leading, hung on by his
+finger-tips and the issue of the expedition hung in the
+balance. But our leader, by dint of some <anchor id="corr113"/><corr sic="complicate">complicated</corr>
+sprawls, transferred himself over a passage of rock on
+which we had no earthly reason to be, and assisted
+the rest of the party to regain a more promising line
+of ascent. For those few minutes the situation was
+dramatic enough, and the thought crossed my mind
+that the curtain might not improbably descend on it;
+a solution of the difficulty which commends itself to
+the playwright when he has involved his <hi rend='italic'>dramatis personæ</hi>
+in difficulties, but which is not without its
+objections to the climber. On the whole the rocks on
+<pb n='114'/><anchor id='Pg114'/>this face of the mountain are much more difficult than
+on the other, and, writing now after the lapse of some
+years, I am disposed to think that these are perhaps
+the most difficult crags of any that I have ever met
+with to climb properly, that is with a minimum of risk
+to one’s self and to one’s companions; as a good
+proof of this I may say that the ascent would probably
+have appeared fairly easy to a novice and that it
+required some little Alpine experience to realise their
+real difficulty and their treacherous nature. There
+was scarcely time to test adequately all hand and foothold,
+and examination of rocks by what surgeons term
+palpation is a <hi rend='italic'>sine quâ non</hi> in rock climbing. Undoubtedly
+the mountain was not in the best possible
+order. We may possibly have rearranged the rocks
+in our line of ascent in a more convenient manner for
+those who follow. Certainly we may fairly say that
+in our actual line of ascent we left no stone unturned
+to ensure success.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The united party nearly fall out</note>
+
+<p>
+Close below the ridge—within perhaps ten feet of
+it, for if I remember aright our leader had actually
+reached the crest—came the climax to what was perhaps
+rather a perilous climb. The first and second
+on the rope had met in their upward passage a huge
+cube of rock whose security they had carefully tested,
+and to surmount which it was necessary to stretch
+to the fullest extent in order to gain a respectable
+hold for the hands. We were all four in a direct line
+<pb n='115'/><anchor id='Pg115'/>one below the other, and the two last on the rope were
+placed perforce directly beneath the treacherous crag.
+By an extension movement which conveyed some
+notion of the sensation experienced by those on the
+rack, I had reached a handhold pronounced to be of a
+passable nature by those above. By this manœuvre
+I succeeded in getting my feet exactly to a place on
+which the others, who were much heavier than I, had
+stood in security; without rhyme or reason the block
+of stone, which was about the size of a grand pianoforte,
+suddenly broke away from under me; a huge
+gap seemed cloven out in the mountain side, and
+Maurer, below, had only just time to spring aside,
+enveloped in a cloud of dust, and to throw himself flat
+against the rock, while the rope was strained to the
+utmost. Fortunately the handhold above was sound
+and I was able to hold on with feet dangling in the
+air, searching in vain for some projection on which
+to rest. Those above were too insecure to give any
+efficient help, and in fact possibly viewed my struggles,
+inasmuch as they were not fully aware at first of what
+had happened, with as much equanimity as a person
+inside a boat contemplates the gymnastic performances
+of a bather trying to climb over the edge. As
+the cloud of dust cleared off, however, and Maurer’s
+face gradually beamed through it like the sun in a
+fog, for the excitement had made him the colour of
+a cornet player giving vent to a high note, they
+<pb n='116'/><anchor id='Pg116'/>began to realise that something abnormal had happened,
+while the distant thundering reverberations of
+the falling mass assured them that it was no ordinary
+slip. Meanwhile Maurer planted his axe so as to give
+me some foothold, and with a push from below and
+a pull from above, fortunately simultaneous, I succeeded
+in planting my feet where my hands were, and
+subsequently undoubling found that we were within a
+few feet of the ridge, that the panorama beyond was
+undoubtedly magnificent, but was thrown out in strong
+relief by deep blue-black thunder-clouds advancing
+towards us.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jaun now removed his empty pipe from his mouth
+and replaced it by a lucifer match, which, either as an
+aid to reflection or possibly for medicinal purposes, he
+chewed as he contemplated the ridge. A miserably
+cold wind with a remarkable knack of detecting all
+the rents in our raiment whistled around; above, the
+summit of the mountain was enveloped in driving
+thick mist and cloud. Still the final ridge looked
+fairly easy, and indeed proved to be so. The snow
+was deep and soft, and the stones below were so
+arranged as to remind us forcibly of a newly mended
+road in our native country; big and little, all seemed
+loose, and all arranged with their sharpest points and
+edges uppermost. The ridge is moderately broad,
+and we were able to flounder along with fair rapidity.
+Spurred on by the unpromising look of the weather
+<pb n='117'/><anchor id='Pg117'/>and stimulated by the cold wind, which rendered any
+halts so unpleasant as to be out of the question, we
+set to work in earnest and found ourselves at the base
+of the final little snow and rock cone earlier than the
+length of the ridge had led us to expect. As we
+stepped on to the summit we experienced the curious
+sensation usually arising when climbing through
+clouds, that the mountain itself was sinking away
+rapidly from under our feet. The panorama was
+wholly composed of a foreground consisting of mist,
+and presented therefore comparatively few attractions.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A limited panorama</note>
+
+<p>
+It was already so late in the afternoon that we
+could not have afforded to stay in any case, and, as
+we felt that serious difficulties might possibly be encountered
+in descending, we set off at once, visions of
+a warm welcome and a hot bath at Ried rising before
+our minds. The idea of descending by way of the
+Baltschieder Joch was negatived without a division.
+The northern ridge of the Bietschhorn is a counterpart
+of the one by which we had ascended, with the solitary
+advantage in our case that we had to go down it and
+not up. The snow slopes leading down to the Nest
+Glacier were much broader, and we were strongly
+tempted more than once to quit the ridge for this
+western face of the mountain. Ultimately, persuaded
+that the condition of the snow justified us in so doing,
+we struck straight down on to the Nest Glacier, skirted
+round the ridge of rocks dividing the Nest Glacier
+<pb n='118'/><anchor id='Pg118'/>from the Birch Glacier, and catching sight of a little
+green patch some way below, threw off the rope and
+rushed precipitately down to it. Misguided by a few
+gleams of sunshine breaking out between the driving
+clouds, we conceived the idea of repose and thought
+that we might as well be aired and dried. Below,
+the hotel at Ried was in full view, and it seemed
+but an hour or two from us: but our troubles were
+not yet over. The five minutes’ halt on such occasions
+not uncommonly expand into five-and-fifty, and
+we rather deliberately averted our gaze from the
+western view of the valley, up which the thunder-clouds
+were advancing steadily in close formation.
+Eventually we decided to move on, in order to avoid
+getting once more wet through. Vain hope: rapid
+though our descent was to the level of the forest it
+was not rapid enough. We ran furiously down the
+rough slopes, but, as the storm advanced and we
+perceived that we should be caught, the agitation of
+our minds gradually equalled the agitation of our
+bodies. We seemed to get no nearer Ried, while the
+darkness increased rapidly around us. Knowing the
+proclivities of guides on such occasions, my companion
+and I agreed that nothing should induce us
+to leave a path, should we perchance find one. Now,
+in a dim light it is exceedingly easy to discover paths,
+but extremely difficult to discover that variety of track
+that leads anywhere. Determined, however, to stick
+<pb n='119'/><anchor id='Pg119'/>to our resolution, we found ourselves continually
+pursuing level stretches right and left, only to find
+that, as routes to any particular place, they were
+snares and delusions; that there was a path with
+long zigzags we knew, and indeed, finally, a shout
+from the guides, who skipped about downhill with an
+utter disregard for the integrity of their joints, and
+adopted that curious cantering gait considered on
+the stage to express light-hearted joy, announced
+that they had discovered the way. With characteristic
+inconsistency, they had no sooner found what we
+had been so long searching for than they proposed
+to leave it and make short cuts, so called; but we
+were inflexible, and determined not to leave our path
+or be seduced by the attractions of a perpendicular
+descent through an unknown territory. The hotel
+lights were no longer visible, but we knew that they
+lay straight below us. The question was whether we
+should turn right or left. The guides settled the
+matter by darting off ahead, ostensibly from a perfect
+acquaintance with their situation, but actually as we
+suspected to avoid being worried with unpleasant
+topographical questions. Gradually as we followed
+the track our stern purpose began to waver, for it
+was pointed out by some one that the path, though
+undoubtedly a good one in point of construction and
+general purpose, had two distinct disadvantages from
+our present point of view; one being that it led uphill,
+<pb n='120'/><anchor id='Pg120'/>and the other that it ran in the wrong direction.
+There are certain contingencies in life in which the
+Briton finds but one adequate method of relieving
+and expressing his feelings, such, for instance, as
+when he finds himself bespattered with mud from
+the passing hansom on a carefully selected shirt-front
+and a white tie that would have moved to envy; or
+when, again, as the last to leave his club at night
+he finds the only remaining head-gear to consist of
+a well-worn beaver many sizes too large, with fur
+under the brim and a decoration of little rosettes and
+bobstays. It is hard to see why the ejaculation of
+any particular monosyllable should do him good at
+such a juncture. Hard words unquestionably break
+no bones, but neither do they mend the broken collar-stud
+or the ruptured bootlace; and yet if he swallows
+the expression down it will certainly ferment within
+him, and fermentation is characterised by multiplication.
+If, on the contrary, he articulates his feelings,
+the whole situation suddenly appears changed, and he
+can view the most untoward circumstances once more
+with a calm serenity of temper. But the remedy,
+though potent, specific almost, is too valuable to be
+resorted to constantly, and should be reserved, like
+Thursday’s razor, for the most special occasions.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A race for home</note>
+
+<p>
+Our situation on the present occasion fully justified
+us in resorting to the source of relief vaguely alluded
+to, and we employed it simultaneously with the
+<pb n='121'/><anchor id='Pg121'/>happiest results. Now the guides triumphed, and
+such was our accommodating mood that we actually
+acceded to their counsel and embarked on a perilous
+descent down a vertical gully. Scarcely had we turned
+into it when the storm broke and the rain came down
+in sheets, and very damp sheets too. Some one now
+suggested that the wisest plan would be to remain under
+shelter till the rain had passed off. It was argued
+against this amendment, and with a certain amount of
+force, first that there was no probability of the rain
+stopping, and secondly that there was no shelter: so
+we went on. Gradually, as we became more wet, we
+grew more desperate, and before long floundered down
+as regardless of bumps as a bluebottle in a conservatory:
+at one moment slithering over wet slabs of
+rock to which damp tufts of moss were loosely adherent,
+at another climbing carefully over gigantic toothcombs
+of fallen trees, then plunging head foremost—sometimes
+not exactly head foremost—through jungle-like
+masses of long grass and dwarf brushwood. Soaked
+to the skin, steamy, damp, and perspiring like bridegrooms,
+we went on, utterly reckless as to our apparel,
+and haunted by a perpetual idea that we should find
+ourselves ultimately at some place whence further
+descent would be impossible.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Caught out</note>
+
+<p>
+Within a few minutes the party divided and Jaun
+and I found ourselves together. By the lightning
+flashes I saw him from time to time; on one occasion
+<pb n='122'/><anchor id='Pg122'/>he suddenly disappeared from view, and on joining him
+cautiously a little while after I found that he had
+just previously seated himself abruptly on a flat rock,
+immediately underneath a miniature torrent. The
+fact that we did not at every ten seconds run against
+large trees confirmed the idea that we were now
+almost out of the wood; accordingly we halloaed, as
+the occasion seemed suitable, but no answer was returned
+from our companions. Now came the question
+of how we were to cross the torrent which we knew
+lay between us and the hotel. Jaun cheerfully remarked
+that the best plan would be to find the bridge.
+This was obvious enough, but he confessed that he
+had forgotten at what part of the river’s course the
+bridge lay. However, keeping close together, we
+made towards the right, on which side the stream lay.
+The slopes were here more level and less carelessly
+laid out. Our hopes revived, for the hotel could
+only be a few minutes off, and between the peals
+of thunder we could hear the roar of the torrent and
+could hear also the hollow sound due to the boulders
+rolling over its stony bed. Of a sudden we came on
+to its banks, and formidable enough the stream looked.
+The idea of searching for the bridge seemed childish,
+for the whole of the frail wooden structure had
+probably been carried away long before down to the
+Rhone valley. The hotel was only a few yards off,
+and again the situation was exasperating enough to
+<pb n='123'/><anchor id='Pg123'/>justify a resort to extreme measures, if it were an
+extreme measure to express forcibly a wish that the
+torrent might be—well, temporarily stopped up at
+some higher point. Jaun now volunteered to wade
+across. It was quite unnecessary for him to divest
+himself of any clothing for the purpose, and in fact
+when he had succeeded very pluckily in reaching the
+other side he was not in the least degree wetter than
+when he started. He shouted some observations
+from the other side, which I took to mean that he
+would go on to the hotel and procure a lantern.
+Accordingly I seated myself to await his return,
+selecting unintentionally a little pool of water, which
+however did just as well as anything else.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The water jump</note>
+
+<p>
+Before long a flashing light advancing indicated
+that Jaun had been successful, and two forms were
+seen dimly on the opposite side, one with a light.
+The bearer of the lantern was an aged person in shirt
+sleeves and a highly excited frame of mind. The
+aged person, on the distant shore, gesticulated as
+violently as a marionette doll when its wires have got
+hitched up wrong, and then, seemingly possessed of a
+sudden fury, rushed violently down a steep place and
+beckoned frantically with his lantern. This seemed
+to mean that I was to descend to a point on the bank
+opposite to where he stood. It now appeared that
+there was a bridge within a few yards of us, if a
+single spiky, submerged, and insecure trunk could be
+<pb n='124'/><anchor id='Pg124'/>considered such. The old man embraced me warmly
+when I had made my way across, slapped me hard on
+the back, and then laughed very loud and suddenly.
+Then he darted off with the agility and abruptness of
+movement of an elderly lady from the country crossing
+in front of an omnibus, or a hen, a foolish animal
+that always waits to the last moment before running
+needlessly to the wrong side of the road. Guided by
+the lantern which the impulsive veteran flourished
+wildly in every direction, so that no one dared
+approach him, in another ten minutes we reached the
+hotel and found ourselves, with the exception of our
+companions, who had arrived a few minutes before—Heaven
+only knows how, for they did not—fortunately
+the only occupants of the hotel. The volatile sexagenarian
+calmed down, put on his coat, put out his
+lantern, and retired to repose in an outhouse, a
+shelter to which I fancy he was relegated owing to
+certain physical infirmities.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A classical banquet</note>
+
+<p>
+It was eleven o’clock, and we had been pretty
+actively employed for twenty-one hours. The idea of
+food and a change of raiment was not, therefore, distasteful.
+A middle-aged female with an excessively
+<q>rational</q> and hygienic waist, who said she was the
+waitress, volunteered to serve the banquet, but the
+change of raiment necessary was naturally beyond her
+means, while the idea of borrowing from the aged
+person’s wardrobe did not commend itself to us, so we
+<pb n='125'/><anchor id='Pg125'/>ordered in a large stock of towels. <q>But,</q> I remarked,
+<q>you can’t go about in a bath towel</q>—the truth of
+which assertion was immediately evident, for they were
+so small that it was difficult to fasten them with any
+degree of security; accordingly blankets were requisitioned,
+and a very classical effect in costume was thus
+produced, though what the Romans did when there
+was a gale of wind I do not know. To keep up the
+delusion we arranged the chairs after the fashion of
+couches, and appeased our hunger with a curious repast
+of stewed apples and mixed biscuits, the sole articles
+of food that could be discovered. However, to anticipate,
+we fared better the next day at breakfast; for
+though Bright Chanticleer proclaimed the morn at
+3 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> he did not proclaim any subsequent period of
+time, as he was captured and cooked for our repast.
+The waitress while we supped was busily engaged in
+stoking up the stove, and seized upon our damp
+raiment with avidity to have it ready for the next
+morning; so energetic was she in fact that we felt it
+necessary to remonstrate, foreseeing the probability
+that our clothes might have to be brought back to us
+in a dust shovel: we remarked that, though sorry for
+our misdeeds, we would limit for choice the repentant
+nature of our apparel to the sackcloth we were then
+wearing and would dispense with the adjunct of ashes.
+The unreliable nature of the fastenings of our costume
+prevented us from accompanying our forcible remarks
+<pb n='126'/><anchor id='Pg126'/>with properly impressive gestures. The remonstrance,
+however, had the desired effect, and our garments the
+next day, though somewhat shrivelled and inconveniently
+tight here and there, still proved that they
+had resisted effectively the fire as well as the water.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The old cure</note>
+<p>
+The amount of luxury found in the Lötschthal since
+those days has materially improved. Time was when
+the only accommodation for the traveller was to be
+found at the humble tenement of Mons. le Curé, a
+worthy old creature as I remember him, who appeared
+to keep an apiary in his back drawing-room and was
+wont to produce the most excellent honey and the
+most uncompromising bread; the latter article, as
+one might judge, was baked about as often as the old
+gentleman washed himself. But the milk of human
+kindness flowed strongly in him (as it may be said to
+do in those who have been made the subjects of
+transfusion), though, to tell the truth, it was somewhat
+decidedly flavoured with garlic, and it needed
+much resolution to attentively listen to the confidential
+communications he was in the habit of whispering.
+A man of education and gentle refinement—at any
+rate of mind—his was a hard lot, buried away in a
+squalid little parish, with no earthly being to talk to
+possessed of more than one idea; yet he slaved on
+contentedly enough with no thought beyond the
+peasants in his own district and of how he might
+relieve their condition, too often at the expense of his
+<pb n='127'/><anchor id='Pg127'/>own welfare; isolated more than any ascetic, for his
+mental existence was that of a hermit, from circumstances
+and not from will. The thought of solitary
+confinement is terrible, but utter mental isolation is
+hideous. Yet, while he entertained us hospitably with
+fare which, though rough, was the very best he could
+offer, he would not join in the repast: not, probably,
+from lack of appetite, but from a feeling that, owing
+to prolonged seclusion and association with the
+peasants, the more fashionable and accepted methods
+of preparing food for consumption and conveying it
+to the mouth, with subsequent details, were somewhat
+dim to his recollection. Yet his conversation flowed
+fast and he talked well: the while any reference to
+friends and fellow-travellers would cause him to pause
+for a moment or two, look upwards around the room,
+and fetch a rather long breath before he recommenced.
+A curiously gaunt old creature he seemed at first
+sight: with wonderful, bony, plastic hands capable of
+expressing anything; grotesque almost in his unkempt
+rustiness; provoking a smile at first, but sadness as
+one learnt more of him. And how closely are the two
+emotions associated. In truth Humour was born a
+twin, and her sister was christened Pathos.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I can recall that he accepted a sum of ten francs
+when we parted in the morning. His eyes glistened
+with pleasure as he took the coin and straightway
+made for a ramshackle hovel on the hill-side, where
+<pb n='128'/><anchor id='Pg128'/>lay an aged person <q>très-malade.</q> Possibly after his
+visit there was left a happy peasant in that tumble-down
+cabin—an emotional object more often described
+than witnessed. But all this took place years ago,
+and as we passed the collection of dilapidated tenements
+in one of which our old friend once lived, I
+failed to recognise his former dwelling-place. The
+timbers grew old and worn, the bands rusty, and one
+day the wheel which had worked steadily for so long
+stopped. Yet the stream which had moved it ran on
+as if nothing had happened. Was it a wasted life?
+Who can say if there be such a thing?
+</p>
+ <lg>
+<l>A few can touch the magic string,</l>
+<l rend='margin-left: 2'>And noisy Fame is proud to win them:</l>
+<l>Alas! for those that never sing,</l>
+<l rend='margin-left: 2'>But die with all their music in them.</l>
+</lg>
+ <p>We passed on: in a few minutes the houses were lost
+to view and there was left but the reflection of how
+much more, worthy of study, there was in this old
+curé’s nature than in the majority of Swiss with
+whom mountaineering brings us in close contact.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A <q>pension</q> in a train</note>
+
+<p>
+As we descended the Lötschthal to Gampel the
+air seemed to thicken. The excessive warmth allowed
+our garments to stretch once again to their wonted
+girth, and we became less thoughtful. The vignette
+of the ancient curé dissolved away and was replaced
+by a view (mental only, unhappily) of our aiguille at
+Chamouni, black and bare of snow, inviting another
+<pb n='129'/><anchor id='Pg129'/>attack. Gampel does not tempt the traveller much
+to seek repose, and we therefore caught the first train
+that came crawling along the valley and shaped
+our course for Chamouni in a second-class carriage
+tenanted by a <hi rend='italic'>pension</hi> of young ladies out for a holiday
+apparently, who all chirped and twittered and wrangled
+for the best places till the going down of the sun,
+like the Temple sparrows.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="5" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='130'/><anchor id='Pg130'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="V. An old friend with a new face"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="V. An old friend with a new face"/>
+<head>CHAPTER V.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+Chamouni again—The hotel <hi rend='italic'>clientèle</hi>—A youthful hero—The inevitable
+English family—A scientific gentleman—A dream of the
+future—The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine literature—A
+condensed mountain ascent—Wanted, a programme—A double
+<q>Brocken</q>—A hill-side phenomenon and a familiar character—A
+strong argument—Halting doubts and fears—A digression on
+mountaineering accidents—<q>From gay to grave, from lively to
+severe</q>—The storm breaks—A battle with the elements—Beating
+the air—The ridge carried by assault—What next, and next?—A
+topographical problem and a cool proposal—The descent down
+the Vallée Blanche—The old Montanvert hotel—The Montanvert
+path and its frequenters.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+It was the summer of 18— and our old quarters at
+Couttet’s hotel knew us once more. As we drove into
+the village of Chamouni we turned our heads carelessly
+around to note the various new hotels that might have
+arisen since our last visit. Observing that they were
+four or five in number, we rightly conjectured that
+we should find all the hotel keepers complaining
+bitterly of the hard times and the want of custom.
+Also we wondered in how many ways it was possible
+to build a house without any particular system of
+drainage, a deficiency which was at that time
+becom<pb n='131'/><anchor id='Pg131'/>ing very marked in Chamouni, but has since, I believe,
+been improved. Yet the place itself had not altered
+essentially. New buildings of imposing exterior and
+little else do not materially alter a place that leads a
+life like that of modern Chamouni. The population,
+which throughout the summer appears to pass its
+time in the streets with its hands in its pockets, was
+still amusing itself in the same way. The tone of the
+village was just the same as we had always known it,
+and even M. Couttet himself had not succeeded in
+imparting any marine flavour by building an odd little
+lighthouse with an iron flag on the top which the
+architect had ingeniously represented as streaming
+permanently in a direction indicating a wind favourable
+for fine weather. We knew that we should find
+the same denizens in the hotel; and they were there.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A youthful
+hero</note>
+
+<p>
+There was a very young man with a very parti-coloured
+face from exposure on the glaciers, who had
+recently completed the thousand-and-first ascent of
+Mont Blanc and was perpetually posing gracefully
+against the door-post or in a lattice-work summer-house
+a few steps from the hotel, gazing towards the
+mountain and rather eagerly joining in any conversation
+relating to the perils of the ascent. There were
+three or four young ladies of various periods of life
+who gazed at him with admiration and enquired at intervals
+if he wasn’t very tired; to which the young man
+replied carelessly that he was not, and inwardly thought
+<pb n='132'/><anchor id='Pg132'/>that the discomfort of sunburn and the consequent
+desquamation was on the whole cheaply bought, the
+while he wished the expedition had not cost so much
+and that so many others had not thought of making
+the same ascent. And then there came a lithe, active
+lady walker who had been up Mont Blanc and a great
+many other mountains too, and paid no more attention
+to the guides’ stereotyped compliments than a
+suspicious dog does to those of a nervous visitor: so
+the young man’s nose was put out of joint and he would
+have laughed scornfully at the fickleness of hero worship
+had not the skin of his face been in danger of
+cracking, and he wished his shirt collar had not been
+starched and thumped by the village washerwoman into
+the form of a circular linen saw.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A scientific gentleman</note>
+
+<p>
+Then there was an excitable Englishman of impulsive
+habits, with a large family who were perpetually
+playing a game of follow-my-leader with their parent,
+and who were under orders to weigh anchor on the
+following morning at five o’clock for the Montanvert
+and the Mauvais Pas. The boys were stoking up for
+the occasion with raw apples, and the girls were occupied,
+when not pursuing their restless father, in preparing
+a puggaree for his hat. There was a gentleman
+who affected the curious untidiness of raiment not
+unfrequently noticed among Sunday frequenters of
+the Thames, and who sought to establish a mountaineering
+reputation by constantly gazing at the peaks
+<pb n='133'/><anchor id='Pg133'/>around in a knowing manner and wearing a flannel
+shirt of an obtrusive pattern destitute of any collar.
+There were guides about, who were on the point of
+being paid for their services and who were exceedingly
+polite and obsequious; others whose <q>tour</q> had just
+passed, were, proportionately, less deferential. There
+was an elderly lady whose whole soul appeared bent
+on a little stocking from which she never parted,
+and who turned the knitting needles to more account
+for toilet and other small purposes than I could have
+conceived to be possible. There were two or three
+mountaineers who appeared anxious only to avoid
+everyone’s gaze and who might be seen in byways and
+odd corners talking to bronzed guides who looked like
+business. Finally, there was a gentleman of statistical
+and scientific tendencies, much given to making quietly
+astonishing statements of astronomical facts and
+gently smiling as he rolled over his tongue and enjoyed
+the flavour of the vast numbers with which it
+was his pleasure to deal. He absolutely revelled and
+wallowed in figures. Buttonholed in a corner and
+compelled to listen with deferential attention, I secretly
+writhed as he crushed me slowly with the mere weight
+of his numerals. He shared with others of his frame
+of mind the peculiarity of always keeping something
+in hand and skilfully working up to a climax. Such
+and such a star was so many millions of miles off.
+We opened our eyes to the proper degree of width and
+<pb n='134'/><anchor id='Pg134'/>observed, <q>Bless me!</q> or, <q>You don’t say so?</q> Instantly
+he would rejoin, <q>Ah, but that’s nothing to
+so and so,</q> and then favoured us with a still more
+immeasurable distance. We expressed a slightly
+greater degree of intelligent amazement. Thereupon
+he nodded his head, gently inclined it a little to one
+side, and smiled softly. It gave him such evident
+pleasure to have a listener that I attended with due
+reverence to his enthusiastic computations; knowing
+my man, I felt sure that he was keeping back a real
+staggerer to finish up with, and was prepared to
+assume varying degrees of surprise up to the moment
+when it should come. Unfortunately I misjudged its
+advent, and feeling that I had somewhat lost in his
+estimation by evincing undue astonishment at a comparatively
+small array of figures, I sought to turn the
+conversation by requesting to know how long he
+thought it might be before the great rock peaks around
+us would have crumbled away to their bases. The
+calculation was too trivial and the number of millions
+of generations too small to interest him much, but he
+vouchsafed an approximate estimate.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A dream of the future</note>
+
+<p>
+I let him babble on and fell a-thinking. The peaks
+were crumbling away bit by bit no doubt, the glaciers
+shrinking. At a bound the mind leapt into a future
+which, after all, might be not so very unlike a past.
+The Alps things of the past! What, I wondered,
+when the mountains were all levelled down and
+<pb n='135'/><anchor id='Pg135'/>smiling valleys occupied the troughs of the glaciers
+of to-day, would some future commentators make of
+the literature so industriously piled up by the members
+and followers of the Alpine Club? Imagination ran
+riot as in a dream, and I fancied some enthusiast
+exploring the buried city of the second Babylon and
+excavating the ruins of the <q>finest site in Europe.</q>
+I pictured to myself the surprise in store for him on
+digging out the effigies of some of our naval and
+military heroes, and the mingled feelings with which he
+would contemplate the unearthed statue of George IV.
+It seemed possible that in that far-off epoch to which
+my friend’s calculations had borne me, the Alpine Club
+itself might have ceased to exist. Pursuing his explorations
+in an easterly direction, the excavator
+might perchance have lighted on a strange tunnel,
+almost Arcadian in its simplicity of design, and
+marvelled at the curious and cheap idols of wax and
+wood which the people of that ancient day had evidently
+worshipped. Turning north again, this Schliemann
+of the future would pass by the ruins of
+S. Martin’s Church, eager to light upon the precious
+archives of the historic Alpine Club itself. How
+eagerly he would peruse the lore contained in the
+Club library, anxious to decipher the inscriptions
+and discover what manner of men they were who
+lived and climbed when mountains and glaciers were
+still to be found on this planet. Human nature would
+<pb n='136'/><anchor id='Pg136'/>probably not have changed much, and the successful
+explorer might even have been asked to favour a
+scientific society of the future with the result of his
+discoveries, to which in all probability he would have
+acceded, with a degree of reluctance not quite sufficient
+to deter the secretary of the society from pressing
+him.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A condensed mountain ascent</note>
+
+<p>
+An abstract of his description of our sibylline
+leaves I fancied might run somewhat in this style:—After
+commenting on the fact that the maps and
+illustrations did not usually correspond in number
+with the list set forth in the index of the volumes
+unearthed, he might proceed thus:—<q>In pursuit of
+their great and glorious object these ancient heroes
+appear to have undergone vast personal discomfort.
+It is difficult therefore to realise fully why so many
+engaged in this form of exploration. Instances
+have been given by other learned antiquarians who
+have studied the habits of this people, of a similar
+purposeless disregard of comfort, such as the four-wheeled
+wooden boxes in which they travelled about,
+the seats in their churches, &amp;c. The outset of their
+expedition was almost invariably characterised by a
+display of bad temper, attributed to early rising.
+After a varying number of hours of excessive toil
+the travellers were wont to arrive at some fearsome
+chasm spoken of as a <q>bergschrund.</q> On this, if the
+subject-matter of their narrative was insufficient in
+<pb n='137'/><anchor id='Pg137'/>quantity, they were wont to descant and enlarge at
+length; sometimes, as we judge, in their descriptions
+they enlarged the bergschrund itself. They then
+crossed it. Immediately after this incident they were
+in the habit of eating, and the minute and instructive
+details commonly given enable us to form
+a tolerably accurate opinion as to the nature of the
+diet with which they supported their exhausted
+frames. Next they traversed strange localities for
+which there appear to have been no adequately descriptive
+expressions in their own language. In fact the
+difficulty of deciphering these records is greatly increased
+by the fact that the writers were versatile
+linguists, for they constantly make use of words of
+a hybrid character. They were evidently practised
+meteorologists and took much interest in this subject,
+as may be gathered throughout from their writings. At
+length they reached summits, of the nature of which we
+in our time can have but a feeble conception. So great
+was their relief at the termination of their self-imposed
+but toilsome task, that they habitually burst
+forth into language characterised by a wealth of
+imagery and a fervour of poetic description which
+unfortunately conveys but little idea to us in our day
+of what they actually saw. In descending they were
+all commonly within an ace of meeting with a violent
+death. The mode in which the danger attacked them
+varied within certain restricted limits, but it always
+<pb n='138'/><anchor id='Pg138'/>occurred and the escape was always narrow. The
+peril over, they remarked that they breathed freely
+again, and then at once fell to eating. Arrived at a
+successful termination of their wearisome labour, they
+advised others to do the same. They dealt out unsparing
+satire to their companions, unlimited praise
+to their guides, and unmeasured ridicule to their
+porter. They commonly expressed throughout their
+descriptions grave doubts and uncertainty as to the
+issue of the expedition: a curious and noteworthy
+fact, for the heading of the accounts always divulged
+at the outset their ultimate success. The construction,
+therefore, of their narratives was in accordance with a
+well-recognised model and appeared capable of little
+variation. The only other facts that we can glean
+are that they were prodigious eaters, were much
+pestered by some extinct species of insects, and that
+they make frequent allusions to a substance termed
+tobacco. The constant repetition of these incidents
+stamps upon their writings the impress of unexaggerated
+veracity. Still they were not universally
+held in favour, indeed were regarded with disapprobation
+by some individuals of their own race. It would
+seem indeed from internal evidence that, had it not
+been for frequent and sharp criticism of their proceedings,
+their pastime might never have inveigled so
+many persons with its seductive fascination.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now at the time at which these prophetic fancies
+<pb n='139'/><anchor id='Pg139'/>were conjured up we had just completed an expedition
+which it seemed might be worthy of attention, solely
+on the ground of its very contradictoriness. For the
+features of this climb were most opposed to those
+already mentioned, and in fact mention of it scarcely
+seemed admissible in an Alpine narrative. We took
+no porter with us to fill the rôle of first low comedy
+man. We had very little to eat; our stock of wine
+ran out through a leaky gourd; our tobacco was wet
+and there was no bergschrund, and yet all this
+happened on a mountain close to Chamouni.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Wanted, a programme</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>Some vast amount of years ago, ere all my youth
+had vanished from me,</q> as the poet says, at a date
+therefore which for obvious reasons it is inexpedient
+here to mention, I found myself, as already mentioned,
+at Chamouni. With me was an old mountain friend
+and fellow climber, J. Oakley Maund. We were both
+burning with desire to add to the list of the many
+successful expeditions we had made together, but, as
+a matter of fact, were somewhat gravelled for lack of
+suitable matter. Like a ministry on the eve of a
+general election or a gentleman without a sixpenny-piece
+at a theatre, we were sorely in need of a programme.
+The locality was somewhat unfortunately
+chosen for those in whom the ancient spirit was not
+yet quite extinct and who wanted to do something new.
+Ever since the days when Jacques Balmat, Dr. Paccard,
+and the great De Saussure had donned strange apparel
+<pb n='140'/><anchor id='Pg140'/>and shown the way—that is to say, for nearly a hundred
+years—people had been climbing mountains in the
+district, and it was not to be wondered at if it were
+hard to find some expedition which nobody else had
+thought of, or, worse still, had achieved. We gazed
+at the map and made thumb marks all over it. In
+every conceivable direction ran little lines indicative
+of previous explorations. We studied the <hi rend='italic'>carte en
+relief</hi>, but without much hope of getting any information
+of value from this inaccurate and lumpy
+absurdity. Mont Blanc, which, according to this work
+of plastic art, was modelled out as some eight or ten
+thousand feet higher than any other point of the chain,
+had had all the snow worn off its summit by much
+fingering, so that the component pasteboard showed
+through. Rivers ran uphill in this map, and lakes
+were inclined at an angle; bits of sticking plaister represented
+towns and villages, and the whole article was
+absolutely bristling with little spikes and points like
+the old panoramas of London or the docks at Liverpool.
+Still a considerable number of people seemed
+willing enough to pay fifty centimes for the pleasure
+of indicating elaborate expeditions on it with their
+fore-fingers, and appeared to derive pleasure from
+gazing on a pasteboard misrepresentation when they
+could by looking out of window see the real thing for
+nothing. We abandoned the <hi rend='italic'>carte en relief</hi> and took
+Jaun and Kaspar Maurer into our confidence. The
+<pb n='141'/><anchor id='Pg141'/>only suggestions that they could make were the
+Aiguille des Charmoz and the Dent du Géant. The
+former of these two peaks we had both tried to
+ascend in former seasons, without success. Jaun did
+not think then that it was possible, and without
+sharing his opinion we gave way to it. With regard to
+the latter mountain we all thought at the time that an
+undue amount of what is vaguely termed <q>artificial
+aid</q> would be necessary to ensure success, an opinion
+confirmed by subsequent events, for when Signor
+Sella achieved the honour of the first ascent he was
+only able to accomplish it by somewhat elaborate
+engineering appliances. Some bold person of an
+original turn of thought suggested of course a variation
+of some way up Mont Blanc, but the utter impossibility
+of discovering the slightest deviation from
+any previously ascended route and the utter uselessness
+of trying to find one caused a general shout of
+derision, and the bold person thereupon withdrew his
+suggestion and ordered some coffee. Besides, the
+weather was fine; every day swarms of tourists
+could be seen, crawling up the sides of the monarch
+of mountains, in numbers as many as the flies on a
+sugar loaf in a grocer’s window on a hot day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One evening we sat in front of Couttet’s hotel
+staring pensively at the familiar outline of the row
+of aiguilles, and wishing we had lived in the days of
+Albert Smith, the best friend Chamouni ever had.
+<pb n='142'/><anchor id='Pg142'/>At any rate, at that time the natives were unsophisticated
+and the mountains about were not all done to
+death. The valley between us and the chain was
+filled with a light haze, not sufficient to conceal the
+outline of the mountains but yet enough to blot out
+their detail and solidity. As the moon rose behind
+the chain we saw a strange phenomenon. A silhouette
+was thrown forwards on to the curtain of haze
+and photographed on it with sharp and clear definition,
+so that we could recognise, at an immense
+height, the shadowed peaks looking almost as massive
+as the actual mountains. Nor was this all; a second
+curtain of mist seemed to be suspended, in a vertical
+stratum, in front of the former one, and the shadows
+were again marked out on this, infinitely more magnified
+and less distinct, but still perfectly recognisable.
+As a result we were able to see the semblance of three
+distinct tiers of mountains one above the other, looking
+so massive that we could scarcely realise that they
+were but transparent ghosts of the peaks; and the
+phenomenon, a double <q>Brocken,</q> must have lasted
+for more than half an hour. However, we desired
+something more of the nature of the substance than
+the shadow, and ultimately came to the conclusion
+that it was absolutely necessary for our peace of mind
+to accomplish something on the morrow, and as it
+really mattered but little what that something might
+be, provided a good climb was afforded, we must yield
+<pb n='143'/><anchor id='Pg143'/>to circumstances and perforce adopt the latter-day
+necessity of all mountaineers. If we could not find the
+right way up some new mountain we could at least
+take the wrong way up an old one.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The Aiguille du Midi</note>
+
+<p>
+So the next morning we walked up to the Pierre
+Pointue as a preliminary step—a good many and
+rather arduous steps—towards the object in view.
+The exertion of toiling up the zigzags or the more
+rarefied atmosphere had a remarkable effect on one of
+the party, whose face when we reached the chalet was
+found to be wreathed in smiles and wearing an expression
+of great intelligence. He had in fact become
+possessed of an idea. Bubbling over with self-satisfied
+chuckles, he suggested that we should ascend the
+Aiguille du Midi by the face directly in front of us
+and then descend on the other side, thus making a
+col of the mountain. The idea found favour instantly,
+and the intelligent person was so much pleased that
+he ordered a bottle of wine, plastered over with a very
+costly variety of label, and regretted it. Investigation
+of the cellar revealed only two casks of wine, but the
+<q>carte</q> comprised a long list of various vintages.
+Fired with enthusiasm and inflated with <hi rend='italic'>limonade
+gazeuse</hi>, we left the chalet and strode vigorously up
+the hill in order to prospect the route and reconnoitre
+the rocks. The exertion and the pace soon told upon
+us, the sooner that it was a hot, enervating day;
+the kind of day that makes one perforce admire the
+<pb n='144'/><anchor id='Pg144'/>ingenious benevolence of nature in fashioning out on
+the grassy slopes rounded inequalities, exactly adapted
+to those of the human figure in a seated or recumbent
+position. The heated air rising from the ground gave
+flickering and distorted views of distant objects, like
+unto marine phenomena viewed through the cheap
+panes of a seaside lodging-house window. The grasshoppers
+were extraordinarily busy; the bees droned
+through the heavy air; the ants, overcome apparently
+by the temperature, had given up for the time straining
+their jaws by their foolish practice of carrying
+large parcels about without any definite object, and
+had retired to the shady seclusion of their own
+heaped-up residences; the turf was most inviting.
+It now occurred to us that there was no absolute
+necessity for the whole party to ascend on the present
+occasion, and that perhaps the guides might go up
+quicker alone. The details of this suggestion were
+acceded to on the part of the amateurs of the party
+with astonishing alacrity and unanimity. We laid
+the scheme before the guides, and they also thought
+it a very fine one. Thereupon, with much parade
+and ceremony, they braced themselves up for great
+exertion, borrowed the telescope, remarked that they
+expected to be back some time during the night, and
+started upwards with somewhat over-acted eagerness.
+My companion and I disposed ourselves comfortably
+in the shade, and resumed an argument which had
+<pb n='145'/><anchor id='Pg145'/>originally commenced some days previously. I waxed
+eloquent on the subject under discussion and with
+much success, for such was the force of my logic and
+the cogency of my reasoning that I bore down on
+my opponent, and reduced him in a short time to absolute
+silence, from which he did not awake for nearly
+two hours.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Ephemeral acquaintances</note>
+
+<p>
+About this time the guides, who in all probability
+had also been comfortably asleep within a
+short distance of us, returned and gave a favourable
+report concerning the mountain. Elated by this news,
+we climbed a short distance further up, and met there
+a large party of ephemeral acquaintances who were
+taking an afternoon’s pleasure on the hills. After the
+manner of people when so engaged, they set forth
+with great energy and climbed up a steep little rock
+tump a few hundred yards distant. Arrived at the
+summit, they roared out unintelligible remarks to us,
+and we did the same to them till we were hoarse; we
+waved our hands and hats and they flourished their
+handkerchiefs as if they were our dearest friends on
+earth, just setting out on an emigrant ship for the
+Antipodes. The party then descended; the nearer
+they came the less friendly and demonstrative were
+we, and by the time we met the warmth of affection
+recently manifested on both sides had wholly evaporated,
+and we conversed in ordinary tones on indifferent
+topics. Then they set out for another little hill,
+<pb n='146'/><anchor id='Pg146'/>and we were moved, apparently by some uncontrollable
+impulse, to go through the same idiotic performance.
+Emotional behaviour of a similar kind is not infrequently
+observed in the mountains. We journeyed
+together back to the Pierre Pointue, viewing each
+other with distrust and suspicion; and when it was
+found that we had bespoken the beds—if the exaggerated
+packing-cases lined with straw bags could be
+considered such—we parted on terms the reverse
+of friendly. So frail are the links that bind human
+affections.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A familiar character</note>
+
+<p>
+Standing in front of the hut was a type of
+character very familiar in these tourist-frequented
+districts. His exterior was unpromising; his beard of
+a fortnight’s growth, or thereabouts, somewhat fitful
+withal and lacking in uniformity of development. A
+hard hat, with a shining green veil folded around its
+battered outline, decorated his head; his raiment was
+black and rusty, his legs cased in canvas gaiters
+fastened with many little girths and buckles, and in
+his right hand he grasped a trusty three-franc pole
+made of wainy deal, and surmounted at the top by a
+brown knob similar to those which come out suddenly
+when we try to open a chest of drawers in a cheap
+lodging. He fidgeted about for a while, asked questions
+in a rather loud tone of voice at us, and we felt
+that it was his intention to enter into conversation.
+It was even so. After a while he sidled up and
+<pb n='147'/><anchor id='Pg147'/>requested with much diffidence to be informed what
+we proposed to climb on the morrow. Now the true
+mountaineer, however amiable his disposition, always
+shrinks up into his shell when such a question is put
+to him on the eve of an expedition. My companion
+indicated by a sweep of the arm a space of territory
+extending about from the Mont Buet on the one side
+round to the Aiguille de Gouté on the other. Our
+friend surveyed from end to end the extensive
+panorama suggested, then looked seriously at us and
+observed that we should probably find it a fine walk.
+We expressed gravely the opinion that he was quite
+right, and then went in to dinner, while our composite
+friend expatiated on the project to his companions as
+an expedition but little out of the ordinary run, and
+one that he was perfectly prepared to undertake himself
+if so disposed; then he resumed his contemplation
+of a rock some ninety feet or so in height jutting out
+through the glacier above, which he was under the
+impression was a lady descending from Mont Blanc.
+We did not learn his name, but the individual may,
+nevertheless, possibly be recognised. Some points of the
+argument were still unsettled when we climbed over
+the edges of our respective boxes and vanished into
+the strawy depths below. The clear moonlight
+streamed in through the window and prevented sleep;
+so I lay in my wooden box thinking over the recent
+discussion, but with such a distinct
+intention—<pb n='148'/><anchor id='Pg148'/>like little Paul Dombey with Mrs. Pipchin—of
+fixing my companion presently, that even that hardy
+old mountaineer deemed it prudent to counterfeit
+slumber.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the small hours of the morning we got under
+weigh. For some time we had been leading a life of
+sloth in Chamouni, and the delight of finding ourselves
+once more on the mountain path, and making
+for a rock climb, entirely precluded that fractiousness
+which, as all readers of Alpine literature know, ought
+properly to be described at this period of an expedition.
+The path was irregular and demanded some equanimity,
+for the stumbling-blocks were innumerable
+and artfully placed to trip up the unwary in an
+aggravating manner. Feeling it unfair that all the
+work should be thrown on the guides, I had volunteered,
+rather magnanimously, to bear part of the
+burden, and selected the lantern as my share. By
+this means it was not only possible to walk in comfort
+over a well-lighted track, but the bearer was enabled also
+to regulate the pace to a speed convenient to his own
+feelings. Before long, however, we reached the lower
+snow patches of the Glacier des Pélèrins, and the
+light was no longer necessary.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Halting doubts and fears</note>
+
+<p>
+We made straight across the crisp snow to the base
+of a promising-looking rock buttress lying to the right
+of the snow gully that runs up the side of the mountain,
+feeling sure that either by the rocks or the snow a
+<pb n='149'/><anchor id='Pg149'/>way up could be found. And now I am painfully conscious
+of a glaring defect in this Alpine narrative. A
+mountain ascent without a bergschrund is as tame as a
+steeplechase without a water jump, but candour compels
+the admission that no bergschrund was visible.
+Either we had hit on a spot where the orthodox chasm
+was filled up for the time, or else this particular
+glacier was an exception to all others previously
+treated of in mountain literature. In a few seconds
+we found ourselves on the rocks, delighted to exchange
+the monotonous mode of progression compulsory on
+snow for the varied gymnastic exercises demanded on
+rocks. The sun had risen, the axes clanked merrily
+against the stones, the snow was in good condition for
+walking, everything seemed favourable, and we gazed
+down complacently on the distance already traversed.
+Above us the mountain was broken up and easy, and
+we climbed on rapidly, each in the fashion that seemed
+best to him. So good was our progress at first, that
+we were already far up the buttress, and could barely
+see our morning’s tracks in the snow beneath, when a
+halt was called for breakfast, and we had time to look
+around. Now, however unconventional this expedition
+may have been in many respects, the sagacious
+student of Alpine literature will know that it must be
+wholly impossible to omit all reference to the weather.
+As soon might one expect two prosaic persons of slight
+acquaintanceship to abjure the topic at a chance
+<pb n='150'/><anchor id='Pg150'/>meeting. The western sky wore a rather ominous
+look of half mourning, and heavy grey and black
+clouds were whirling about and forming up in close
+order in a manner suggestive of rising wind. Even
+at this stage of the proceedings the thought crossed
+our minds that the storm which was evidently brewing
+might possibly overtake us, and that perhaps we ought
+at once to turn back.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The storm gathers</note>
+
+<p>
+One thing was evident; that we must decide
+quickly, whatever we did. We determined to push
+on for a while, and with that intent girded ourselves
+with the rope and worked our way on to the
+top of the first buttress. At this point, further
+progress directly upwards was impossible, and we
+were compelled to cross the gully and make for
+the rock on the left-hand side. Considerable care
+is always necessary in crossing, horizontally, a gully
+filled with snow, where the rope is rather a source
+of danger than of security. We had to give all
+our attention to the passage, and when we reached
+the rocks opposite, the climbing, though not formidable,
+was still sufficiently difficult to occupy all our
+thoughts for the moment, and we had but little leisure,
+and perhaps but little inclination, for meteorological
+observations. At the top of the rocks a promising
+snow slope, stretching upwards with gentle curves and
+sweeps, seemed to offer a fair prospect of rapid progress.
+Such snow slopes are at all times a little
+<pb n='151'/><anchor id='Pg151'/>deceptive. Even when the climber is close to them they
+look oftentimes much easier than they immediately
+after prove to be. From a distance, say from under
+the verandah of a comfortable hotel, when the climber
+<hi rend='italic'>in posse</hi> indicates the way he would pursue with the
+end of his cigar, they are absurdly easy. So, too,
+are obstacles in the hunting-field, such as stiff hedges
+and uncompromising gates, easy enough when the
+Nimrod studies them as he whirls along in an express
+train. Subsequently, when immediately associated
+with a horse, these same obstacles assume a different
+guise. Then are the sentiments of the hunter prone
+to become modified, and compassion for dumb beasts
+becomes more prominent in the <anchor id="corr151"/><corr sic="thoughful">thoughtful</corr> votary of
+the chase, till finally it may be observed that the
+little wits jump sometimes more than the great ones.
+Even so does the mountaineer often discover, on a
+nearer acquaintance that the snow incline up which he
+proposed to stride merrily is inclined at a highly inconvenient
+angle. However, at the commencement of
+our slope we found the snow in good condition, and
+advanced quickly for some little distance, but before
+we had got very far it was necessary to resort to the
+axe, and we had then ample opportunities of looking
+round. The clouds were lowering more and more,
+but as they were swept up by a sou’westerly wind,
+the intervening mass of the mountain prevented us
+from seeing thoroughly what might be in store for us.
+<pb n='152'/><anchor id='Pg152'/>The wind, too, was growing stronger every minute,
+and my companion, who was still pursuing his argument,
+and, as it appeared subsequently, making
+some rather good points, had to exert himself considerably
+in order to make his voice heard.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Presently we halted for a few minutes on some
+spiky little rocks, and again looked about. The
+weather prospects were just in that doubtful state that
+prompts every member of the party to ask the others
+what they think. Maurer looked exceedingly vacant and
+made no remark. Jaun put a bit of snow in his mouth,
+but declined to give an opinion. We, not to be outdone,
+assumed very profound expressions, as if prepared to
+find ourselves in the right whatever happened, but,
+following the example of Lord Burleigh in the famous
+tragedy, we said nothing either. At last, some one
+suggested that we might go on for a little, and then
+see. Accordingly we went on for a little, but then as
+a matter of fact the mists swept up around us and
+we did not see anything at all. It was, no doubt,
+inconvenient that we were unable to penetrate with
+our gaze to the regions above, but still we felt that
+there was one slight counterbalancing advantage, for
+there was present the haunting consciousness that
+the gigantic telescope of Chamouni was pointed in
+our direction, and at least the enveloping mist ensured
+that privacy which is not always accorded to climbers
+pursuing their pastime within range of these instruments
+of science.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='153'/><anchor id='Pg153'/>
+
+<note place="margin"><q>From gay to grave</q></note>
+
+<p>
+In the hope that the condition of the upper
+snow might be good, and perhaps rather mistaken
+in the height we had already reached, we made up
+our minds to push on, with the view of reaching
+at any rate the top of the ridge before the storm
+broke. Every now and again a rent in the clouds
+above, lasting for a few seconds, showed us that
+the wind was blowing with great force, as thin clouds
+of loose snow were swept up and whirled along the
+face in curling wreaths. The spectacle might not, at
+first sight, have been thought highly diverting: yet
+as we pointed upwards to the ridge and watched the
+racing snow-drifts driving over the slopes we were
+making for, we all laughed very heartily. So universal
+is the tendency to be amused at the sight of discomfort
+that it even extends to the contemplation of its
+occurring shortly to oneself. In the paulo-post-future
+the experience is exhilarating: in the actual present
+it is less laughter-moving. Laughter in the presence
+of events that are, in the true sense of the word,
+sensational, comes almost as a reflex action (to borrow
+an expression from the physiologists), and the
+sympathetic distress that follows takes an appreciable
+time to develop. I can recall once being
+a witness with some others of a ghastly accident
+by which several people were precipitated, together
+with a mass of broken timbers and débris of all sorts,
+from a great height. A door was burst open and the
+ruin met our eyes suddenly. To this day I can
+<pb n='154'/><anchor id='Pg154'/>remember sounds of laughter at the first view—hysterical
+if you like to call it so, and not mirthful, but still
+laughter. In a few seconds the realisation of what
+had happened came, and then came the distress and
+with it expressions of horror, as all worked manfully
+to help and rescue the sufferers. The sequence of
+emotions was perfectly natural, and only they who
+have never passed through such an experience would
+speak of inhumanity. There is no want of humanity
+in the matter. The suddenness of the impression
+begets the train of emotions, and the brain grasps the
+facts but slowly. To take another instance: I have
+been told by a man whose quickness and presence of
+mind were remarkable—a man who as a schoolboy
+won a Royal Humane Society’s medal—that on one
+occasion he witnessed a friend fall over a staircase
+from a great height. The accident was in the highest
+degree unexpected: and the witness walked leisurely
+on as if nothing had happened. But in a few seconds
+came like a severe blow the sudden realisation of what
+had taken place. Thought is not always quick. We
+can no more exert our minds to their fullest capacity
+on a sudden than we can put forth our utmost physical
+strength on a sudden. Action when almost instantaneous
+is independent of the higher mental faculties,
+and is but a reflex. The experience of those who
+have been in railway accidents will be of the same
+nature. In climbing up a very steep or difficult place
+<pb n='155'/><anchor id='Pg155'/>if a man falls all are prepared more or less for such
+an accident. The whole attention is given to guarding
+against a probable contingency, and it follows that the
+mind can instantly realise its occurrence. And that
+such is the case I have been unlucky enough to
+witness, though most fortunately the fall was attended
+with no serious consequences. On the same principle,
+to take a more trivial example, on difficult rocks
+it is the rarest possible accident for a man to sprain
+his ankle or knee. The muscles are always prepared
+for a possible slip and kept in tension on the alert. On
+the loose moraine, when walking leisurely or carelessly,
+such an accident is a thousand times more likely to occur.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The storm breaks</note>
+
+<p>
+Our leader worked away with a will, but the snow got
+harder at every step. The growing force of the wind,
+which in nautical language had increased from that
+vague degree known as a capful to the indefinite
+force of a stiff breeze, and the increasing steepness of
+the slope, compelled Jaun to make the steps larger
+and larger as we ascended. It soon became evident
+that the storm would overtake us long before we could
+hope to get on to the ridge, and that we had deliberately
+walked into something of a trap. The
+steps had been cut so far apart that to descend by the
+same line would have involved the construction of a
+fresh staircase, and on actually turning, we found that
+what was a stiff breeze behind us was a half gale when
+it met our faces. It was certainly easier to go on
+<pb n='156'/><anchor id='Pg156'/>than to go back; so we went further and fared much
+worse. The slope became steeper, the ice harder,
+the half gale became a whole gale, and the delay
+between each step seemed interminable. Suddenly,
+as we passed from under the lee of a projecting slope
+on our right, a tremendous gust of wind, which seemed
+to have waited for a few moments in order to collect
+its full forces, swept suddenly down and almost tore
+us from our foothold. With that a torrent of hail fell,
+and for a few moments we had enough to do to hold
+on where we stood. Even my companion’s conversation
+slackened. He had astutely selected a place in the
+caravan immediately behind me, and as the gale was
+blowing directly on our backs was enabled to fire off
+his remarks and arguments without any possibility of
+response. Anything that I said in answer was audible
+only to our leader, who took not the smallest
+interest in the discussion. Unfortunately, too, it was
+difficult to listen with any attention; for as the gusts
+came on we were forced to swing all our faces round like
+chimney cowls instantly in the same direction. The
+squalls became more frequent and more violent, the
+thunder and lightning played around merrily, and as
+the wind howled by we had to throw ourselves flat
+against the slope, adopting the undignified attitudes
+of a deer-stalker nearing the brow of a Scotch hill—attitudes
+which bring somewhat unduly into prominence
+the inadequate nature of the national costume.
+<pb n='157'/><anchor id='Pg157'/>Fortunately, as has been said, we were screened from
+view; and our poses, though possibly ungraceful, were
+at any rate uncriticised. The big hailstones, falling
+softly around, filled up the steps as they were made,
+and our feet were buried up to the ankles in a
+moment. In a minute or two the hurricane
+passed for the time; then we arose, shook ourselves,
+smiled at nothing in particular, and the leader
+would find time during the comparative lull to hack
+out three or four fresh steps. Certain sounds, not
+accounted for by the elements, coming up from below,
+may have been suggestions or may have been arguments,
+but they were knocked out of all intelligible
+shape before they reached the head of the caravan. Not
+even the porter at Lloyd’s or the captain of a merchantman
+could have made himself audible in that cyclone.
+Upwards we went, fighting for each step and for each
+yard gained as hard as if we were storming a fortress.
+Even while the leader had his axe in the air ready to
+deliver a fresh blow a distant roar would betoken
+another onslaught, and we instantly fell flat down like
+tin soldiers struck with the well-directed pea, and disposed
+ourselves at a convenient angle of resistance;
+and so we went on, when we did go on at all. If the
+relation is wearisome it is also realistic, for we found
+that the actual experience was far from being lively;
+but all things must have an end, including even the
+<hi rend='italic'>feuilleton</hi> in a Parisian newspaper or the walk up to
+<pb n='158'/><anchor id='Pg158'/>the Bel Alp on a hot day, and the termination came
+almost unexpectedly.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A battle with the elements</note>
+
+<p>
+We had got thoroughly tired of perpetually clinging
+on by the simple force of adhesion to the storm-swept
+slope, and felt almost inclined to give up the struggle
+against the elements and to go straight on trusting to
+chance. Maurer, below, wore the expression of frowning
+discontent best seen in amateur tenors singing a
+tender love ditty. Jaun had remarked half-a-dozen
+times that the very next squall would infallibly sweep
+us all away, and his cheerful prophetic utterances
+really seemed on the point of being fulfilled, when,
+almost suddenly, the snow seemed to vanish from
+under our feet, and we found ourselves on the summit
+of the ridge; at least directly above us no more ascent
+appeared to present. It was difficult to realise adequately
+the exact direction in which we were facing,
+but I suppose that as the ridge runs about north and
+south by the compass, we were facing a little south of
+east. This was an important matter to decide, as the
+mist was gathered thick around and the idea of descent
+had to be at once considered now that we had got to
+a position of some degree of definiteness. At our feet
+the snow slope fell away in a manner so distinct that
+we were without doubt really on the top of some portion
+of the ridge. The difficulty was to estimate how
+far to our right the summit of the Aiguille du Midi
+itself lay. However, we felt with relief the truth of
+<pb n='159'/><anchor id='Pg159'/>somebody’s remark that we had at length succeeded
+in getting somewhere; so far, no doubt, matters were
+satisfactory. Howbeit, our pleasure was somewhat
+modified by the discovery that the gale blew with considerably
+more force on the south-east side than it did
+on the one by which we had ascended. We looked
+towards the south and endeavoured to gather our wits
+together to elucidate the geographical problem that
+presented. At the foot of the slope must lie the
+upper basin of the Vallée Blanche and the Glacier de
+Tacul; unfortunately there seemed to be a prodigious
+storm going on in that basin, and clouds of loose
+snow were whirling about in all directions. It was
+impossible to understand these winds; one might
+have thought that Æolus had just stepped out to
+attend a committee meeting of the gods, and that all
+his subordinates were having high jinks during his
+absence.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Beating the air</note>
+
+<p>
+The possibility of actually completing the ascent
+of the mountain seemed out of the question, and
+the hope that we might have crept under the
+shelter of the ridge to the final little rock cone of
+the Aiguille was literally thrown to the winds. Here
+again, therefore, this narrative is highly unconventional,
+for it is impossible to consult M. Roget’s
+<q>Thesaurus</q> and indulge with its aid in any grandiloquent
+description of the view from the summit,
+although my account has now reached the stage at
+<pb n='160'/><anchor id='Pg160'/>which such word painting ought properly to be inserted.
+We turned to our right, the direction in
+which the peak lay, and walked some little way along
+the ridge till we got under shelter of a rock; now we
+were able once more to stand upright and, huddled
+together, took the opportunity which had been denied
+to us for some hours to interchange views. All agreed
+that the situation was vile; that word, at least, may be
+taken as the resultant of the various forcible epithets
+actually employed. All agreed that the cold was
+intense, the prospect doubtful, and the panorama <hi rend='italic'>nil</hi>.
+There was but one redeeming feature: extreme discomfort
+will reveal humour in those in whom that
+quality would not be expected <hi rend='italic'>a priori</hi> to find a dwelling-place,
+and to each one of us the spectacle of his
+three wobegone companions seemed to afford, if not
+amusement, at least an inkling of complacency.
+Maurer removed the pack from his shoulders, and it
+was then perceived that our cup of misery was full,
+and our sole remaining bottle of wine completely
+empty. We had originally started with two, one white
+and one red, of an inferior and indigestible quality,
+but had left the white wine down below on the snow;
+we had previously drunk it. The other bottle had
+broken against some projecting rock in climbing up,
+and the resulting leakage had led to the formation of
+a very large circular red patch in the small of Maurer’s
+back, wherever that anatomical region might be
+<pb n='161'/><anchor id='Pg161'/>situated in our squat and sturdy little guide. After
+muttering together in patois for a little while the
+guides seized their axes and suddenly commenced with
+great vigour to hack out a large hole in the ice. We
+fell to also, and for some few minutes all worked away
+with the best of good will; the splinters and little
+blocks of ice flew around under our blows, and before
+long we had excavated a flat basin capable of holding
+water. At the least, the exercise had the effect of
+warming us, and Maurer, who previously, from the
+effects of the cold, had been the colour of a congested
+alderman in the face, gradually assumed a more
+healthy hue. We now inquired what the object might
+be of preparing this cavern. Thereupon Jaun gave vent
+to the ingenious suggestion that we had better remain
+where we were and sleep in it. The idea seemed too
+likely to lead to permanent repose to be commendable,
+and we received his proposition, as befitted its nature,
+with some coolness, remarking that on the whole we
+should prefer to go home. This view led to further
+conversation; ultimately we descended a few feet on
+the south-east side and then made our way along the
+face of the slope in a south-westerly direction towards
+the hut on the Aiguille du Midi. The snow was soft,
+and we went on for some distance without difficulty,
+till we again reached the ridge on the south-west side of
+the Aiguille, having thus passed round the base of
+the final peak of the mountain, which consists of a
+<pb n='162'/><anchor id='Pg162'/>comparatively small rocky cone jutting up from the main
+ridge. We were still of course a long way from the hut,
+but as in this situation we were much more sheltered, we
+took the opportunity to review the state of affairs and
+to consider our position, which for the moment, like
+that of the pocket of a lady’s ball dress, was indeterminate.
+What were we to do? As with the diners
+at <q>Prix fixe</q> restaurant, there were three courses for
+us: we might go down on one side, we might descend
+on the other side, or we might remain where we were.
+The latter alternative was as distasteful now as it had
+been just previously, and it was negatived decisively.
+<q>Very good,</q> said the guides; <q>if you won’t stay here
+we must go down that way,</q> and they pointed in a
+direction westerly by the compass. My companion
+and I were opposed to this plan for two reasons: one
+that the route would, if it led anywhere in particular,
+take us down to the Glacier des Bossons, where we did
+not want to go, the other that by reason of the
+marvellous fury of the hurricane it would have been
+altogether impossible to follow at all the line indicated.
+We were only in fact able to dart out from under
+shelter of the rock and peer down into the misty
+depths for a few seconds at a time, for the gale took
+our breath away as completely as in the <q>cavern of
+the winds</q> at Niagara. To have climbed down a new
+and difficult rock cliff in the face of the numbing cold
+would have been little short of suicidal.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='163'/><anchor id='Pg163'/>
+
+<note place="margin">Descent down Vallée Blanche</note>
+
+<p>
+It is Artemus Ward, I think, who describes the
+ingenious manner in which Baron Trenck, of prison-breaking
+fame, escaped on one occasion from durance
+vile. For fifteen long years the Baron had lain
+immured, and had tried in vain to carry out all the
+sensational methods of escape ever suggesting themselves
+to his fertile brain. At last an idea occurred to
+him. He opened the door and walked out. By an
+intellectual effort of almost equal brilliancy and
+originality we solved the difficulty that beset us: we
+turned towards the south-east and walked quietly
+down the slope for a hundred feet or so. Simplicity
+of thought is characteristic of great minds. Why,
+nevertheless, it had not occurred to us before to escape
+by this line I can no more explain than I can give the
+reason why all the ladies in a concert-room smile, as
+one woman, when a singer of their own sex makes her
+appearance on the platform, or why itinerant harp
+players always wear tall hats. Immediately the complexion
+of affairs brightened up. The wind was much
+less furious than it had been on the ridge, and the hail
+was replaced by snow. Jaun now gave it as his
+opinion that the best line of descent would consist in
+crossing round the head of the Vallée Blanche and
+the upper slopes of the Glacier du Géant, so as to join
+the ordinary route leading from the Col du Géant to
+the Montanvert. But in the thick mist it would have
+been far from easy to hit off the right track, and we
+<pb n='164'/><anchor id='Pg164'/>thought it possible to make a short cut to the same
+end, and to find a way directly down the Vallée
+Blanche towards the rocks known as the Petit
+Rognon. We had no compass with us, but the direction
+of the slope indicated the proper line of descent
+to follow. In most years it would not be easy to
+discover the way through the complicated crevasses of
+the ice-fall situated between the <q>Rognon</q> and the
+easterly rocks of the Aiguille du Midi; but in 18— so
+much snow had fallen early in the spring and so little
+had melted during the summer, that we experienced
+comparatively little difficulty in descending almost in
+a straight line. During this part of the expedition
+the good qualities of our guides showed once more to
+advantage. Unquestionably while on the ridge they
+had put forward suggestions which were rather wild
+in character, and which were proved now to be mistaken.
+The intense cold and the beating of the storm
+seemed rather to have paralysed their usually calm
+judgment, and it is an odd fact that guides, even when
+first rate, are oftentimes more affected by such conditions
+than are the amateurs whom they conduct.
+We could no more, with such experience as we
+possessed, have led the way aright as our leader did
+with unerring sagacity, than an untutored person
+could write out a full orchestra score. We could only
+insist on a given line being taken if in their judgment
+it were possible. Once fairly started, we felt that we
+<pb n='165'/><anchor id='Pg165'/>must push our plan through, employing the same
+form of argument as the man did in support of a
+bold statement that a certain beaver, closely pursued
+by a dog, had climbed up a tree. It was not a
+question now whether we could do it, or could not do
+it; we had to do it. The day was far spent, there
+was possibly much difficult work before us, and the
+exertion already undergone had been tolerably severe.
+The temptation was therefore great rather to scamp the
+work of finding the best and safest track through the
+ice-fall, but our leader displayed as much care and
+thoroughness as if he were strolling over snow slopes
+with a critical Chamouni guide behind him. A
+momentary glimpse of the familiar form of the
+Aiguille du Géant right in front of us confirmed the
+judgment that we were on the right track. In
+descending the ice-fall we passed to the right of the
+Petit Rognon, and at the base of the Séracs halted and
+thought we would have something to eat. Maurer produced
+our stock of provisions, which consisted of one
+roll studded with little bits of broken glass and reduced
+by the action of wine and water to the consistence
+of a poultice. The refection was, therefore, as unsatisfactory
+as a meal out of a loosely tied nosebag to a
+cab horse. And now for another departure from time-honoured
+custom. All mountain narratives at this
+period of the day make reference to the use of tobacco,
+the well-earned pipe, and so forth. But the sleety rain,
+<pb n='166'/><anchor id='Pg166'/>which for the last hour and a half had replaced the
+snow, had soaked everything so thoroughly that an
+attempt to carry out the orthodox proceeding did not,
+like most failures, end in smoke. So we trudged on
+again empty and unsolaced.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A scanty repast</note>
+
+<p>
+As the shades of night were falling, four dripping and
+woe-begone travellers might, to borrow the novelist’s
+common mode of expression, have been observed
+toiling up the steep path towards the old Montanvert
+hotel—that is, they might have been observed by anybody
+who was foolish enough to be out of doors on
+such a detestable evening. We entered the familiar
+little room, an ingenious compound of a toyshop and
+a barrack, and notwithstanding that we were viewed
+with marked disfavour by the other guests therein
+assembled in consequence of our moist and steamy
+condition, we seated ourselves and called for refreshment.
+The atmosphere in the stuffy den called the
+salon was a trifle pungent, and having contributed a
+little additional dampness to the apartment we set off
+again. That familiar old room with its odd collection
+of curiosities, in which the fare was on the whole
+more disproportionate to the price than at any
+other institution of a similar kind in the mountains,
+has ceased to exist long ago. I fancy that it did not
+require much pulling down. It is happily replaced
+now by one of the best managed and most comfortable
+mountain hotels to be found in the Alps, a sure sign
+<pb n='167'/><anchor id='Pg167'/>of which attraction is to be found in the fact that it is,
+at any rate, spoken of with disfavour by the inhabitants
+of the village below or by such as do not hold shares.
+Another hour’s descent and we passed through the few
+scattered houses just outside Chamouni. The attractions
+on the way down had not diverted us from our stern
+purpose of reaching Couttet’s hotel as soon as possible.
+We had politely declined the invitation of a perennially
+knitting young woman to view a live chamois. The
+spasmodic smile called up by each approaching tourist
+faded from her countenance as we passed by. Four
+times did we decline the gentle refreshment of <hi rend='italic'>limonade
+gazeuse</hi>, once did we sternly refuse to partake
+of strawberries, and twice to purchase crystals. It
+was dark as we neared the town; it may have been my
+fancy, but I cannot help thinking that I perceived our
+old friend the blind beggar with the lugubrious expression
+which he wore when on duty, and with the tall
+hat which served the purpose of an alms’-box, and
+which he did not wear when on duty, enjoying himself
+in a very merry manner by the side of a blazing fire.
+Notwithstanding that night had fallen there was still
+a little group by the bridge round the one-armed telescope
+man, anxiously crowding to hear the last news
+of the two insane Englishmen who had without doubt
+perished that day miserably on the rocks of the Midi.
+A project had already been started to organise an expedition
+on the morrow to search for the bodies; and
+<pb n='168'/><anchor id='Pg168'/>we might very possibly, if we had cared for the excitement,
+have been allowed to join the party.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A projected expedition</note>
+
+<p>
+As in a play the most striking situation is by
+the discreet author reserved to the conclusion, so in
+this contradictory chapter the most glaring deficiency
+comes now at the end. My readers, if they have
+generously followed me so far, will recognise that we
+not only went on something of a fool’s errand,
+incurring considerable difficulty and perhaps risk in
+that mission, but that we never got up the mountain
+at all. The force of contradictoriness can no
+further go. Still, it may be pointed out that we did
+actually accomplish all that was novel in the expedition.
+Once on the ridge, the remaining portion
+of the climb is, in fine weather, easy and well known,
+so the fact that the Aiguille du Midi can be ascended
+by this line by any one consumed with an ambition to
+do so, is beyond doubt. We were not probably at one
+point more than twenty minutes or half an hour from
+the actual summit. I cannot honestly advise anybody
+to follow our tracks; but in all probability, if someone
+should desire to do so, he need not, under favourable
+conditions, contemplate meeting with any unsurmountable
+difficulties.
+</p>
+<anchor id="fig169"/>
+<pgIf output='txt'><then>
+ <p rend="ill">[Illustration: THE AIGUILLE DU DRU<lb/>
+<hi rend='small'>FROM THE SOUTH</hi>]</p>
+</then><else>
+ <p><figure url="images/illo_189.jpg" rend="w80"><head>THE AIGUILLE DU DRU<lb/>
+<hi rend='small'>FROM THE SOUTH</hi></head>
+ <figDesc>The Aiguille du Dru from the South</figDesc></figure></p>
+</else></pgIf>
+</div><div type="chapter" n="6" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='169'/><anchor id='Pg169'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="VI. Ascent of the Aiguille du Dru"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="VI. Ascent of the Aiguille du Dru"/>
+<head>CHAPTER VI.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</head>
+
+<epigraph><p>
+<q><hi rend='italic'>Decies repetita placebit</hi></q>
+</p></epigraph>
+
+<argument><p>
+Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure—Expeditions on
+the Aiguille du Dru in 1874—The ridge between the Aiguilles du
+Dru and Verte—<q>Défendu de passer par là</q>—Distance lends
+enchantment—Other climbers attack the peak—View of the
+mountain from the Col de Balme—We try the northern side,
+and fail more signally than usual—Showing that mountain fever is
+of the recurrent type—We take seats below, but have no opportunity
+of going up higher—The campaign opens—We go under canvas—A
+spasmodic start, and another failure—A change of tactics
+and a new leader—Our sixteenth attempt—Sports and pastimes
+at Chamouni—The art of cray-fishing—The apparel oft proclaims
+the man—A canine acquaintance—A new ally—The turning
+point of the expedition—A rehearsal for the final performance—A
+difficult descent—A blank in the narrative—A carriage misadventure—A
+penultimate failure—We start with two guides
+and finish with one—The rocks of the Dru—Maurer joins the
+party—Our nineteenth attempt—A narrow escape in the gully—The
+arête at last—The final scramble—Our foe is vanquished
+and decorated—The return journey—Benighted—A moonlight
+descent—We are graciously received—On <q>fair</q> mountaineering—The
+prestige of new peaks—Chamouni becomes festive—<q>Heut’
+Abend grosses Feuerwerkfest</q>—Chamouni dances and shows
+hospitality—The scene closes in.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+It is to some extent an unfortunate circumstance that
+in a personal narrative of adventure the result is
+practically known from the very beginning. The only
+uncertainty that can exist is the actual pattern on
+<pb n='170'/><anchor id='Pg170'/>which the links of the chain are united together, for
+the climax is from the outset a foregone conclusion.
+The descriptive account will inevitably conduct the
+reader along a more or less mazy path to an assured
+goal. There is certainly one other variety, but that
+takes the less satisfactory form of an obituary notice.
+Even in a thoroughly well-acted play a perceptible
+shudder runs through the audience when two actors
+select each a chair, draw them down to the footlights,
+and one announces <q>’Tis now some fourteen years
+ago.</q> The expression in its pristine dramatic simplicity
+may still be heard in transpontine theatres,
+but modern realism insists usually on a paraphrase.
+The audience cannot but feel, however thrilling the
+story to be told, that at any rate the two players have
+survived the adventures they have to narrate, and on
+the whole a good many wish they hadn’t. There sit
+the heroes, and exert themselves as they will their
+recital is apt to fall somewhat flat. In like manner I
+will not attempt to conceal the fact that the ultimate
+result of our numerous attempts on the peak which
+forms the subject of this chapter was that we got up it,
+and the fact may also be divulged that we came down
+again, and in safety. Indeed, it seems difficult now to
+realise the length of time during which our ultimate
+success oscillated in the balance—at one time appearing
+hopeless, at another problematical, at times almost
+certain, and then again apparently out of our reach.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='171'/><anchor id='Pg171'/>
+
+<note place="margin">Expeditions on the Aig. du Dru</note>
+
+<p>
+In 1874, with two guides, of whom Alexander
+Burgener was one, we started for the Montanvert
+with the intention of making for the ridge between the
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte, with the object
+of further investigating the route which Messrs.
+Pendlebury, Kennedy and Marshall had essayed on an
+occasion already described, when the bad condition
+of the rocks frustrated their hopes. The mountain
+was probably in a very different state on this occasion,
+and we experienced no very great difficulty in discovering
+a fairly easy route up the rocks. The chief
+trouble consisted in the fact that the rock gully by
+which the ascent is chiefly made was extensively plastered
+over with ice, a condition in which we nearly
+always found it. The last part of the climb up to
+the ridge affords a most splendid scramble. The face
+is so steep on either side that the climber comes quite
+suddenly to a position whence he overlooks the
+northern slope, if slope it may be called, and looks
+down on to the Glacier du Nant Blanc. Seen in grey
+shadow, or half shrouded in shifting mists and coloured
+only with half-tints, the precipice is magnificent; huge
+sheets of clear ice coat its flanks, and the almost unbroken
+descent of rock affords as striking a spectacle
+as the mountaineer fond of wild desolation can well
+picture.
+</p>
+
+<lg>
+<l>If you would see this slope aright,</l>
+<l>Look at it by the pale grey light.</l>
+</lg>
+
+<pb n='172'/><anchor id='Pg172'/>
+
+<p>
+On the left the mass of the Aiguille du Dru cuts
+off the view of the fertile regions; far away on the right
+the huge tapering towers of rock form a massive foreground
+stretching away to the base of the Aiguille
+Verte. The spectator too seems strangely shut off,
+so that, gazing around, on either side he can see
+but a narrow extent of the mountain. We looked
+down and did not like what we saw; we looked up and
+liked it less. The day was fine and the mountain in
+good condition. I can recall now that our eyes must
+have wandered over the very route that ultimately
+proved to be the right one, and yet to none of us that
+afternoon did it appear in the least degree possible.
+Unquestionably the crags of the Aiguille du Dru looked
+formidable enough from this point of view, and we
+could not but think that nature must have provided
+some easier mode of access to the summit than this
+face seemed to afford. We climbed along the ridge till
+we were almost against the face of the mountain, but
+then we had to turn our gaze so directly upwards that
+matters looked still worse. Then we faced about and
+climbed in the other direction. The rocks seemed to
+grow bigger and bigger the more we looked at them.
+What the guides actually thought I do not quite know,
+but at the moment my own impression was that it
+would be impossible to ascend more than two or three
+hundred feet: so we turned and came back. Even
+while we yet descended the thought came that this
+<pb n='173'/><anchor id='Pg173'/>face of the mountain was perhaps not so utterly hopeless
+as it had appeared a few minutes previously, and
+in my own mind I decided that, should we fail in discovering
+some much more promising line from another
+point of view, we would at least return to the ridge
+often enough to familiarise ourselves with this aspect
+of the mountain, with the idea that such familiarity
+if it did not succeed in breeding contempt might at
+least give birth to a more sanguine frame of mind.
+The farther we got from our point of view the more
+hopeful did the mental impression seem to become,
+and by the time we reached Chamouni we had all
+separately arrived at the conclusion—somewhat
+selfish perhaps, but justifiable under the circumstances—that
+if asked what we thought of the
+possibility of ascending by the face we had tried, we
+would give honestly the opinion we had formed while
+on the ridge, and not the opinion at which we had
+arrived subsequently.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Other climbers attack the peak</note>
+
+<p>
+Other explorers were meanwhile at work on the
+mountain, but so far as I could learn all their
+attempts were made on the south-western peak. At
+any rate they followed more or less the line we had
+first struck out. Some thought that the lower peak
+alone was feasible, others that the higher peak was
+attainable only from the south-western side. So
+thought Mr. E. R. Whitwell; so again, Mr. J. Birkbeck,
+jun., both of whom reached probably a much
+<pb n='174'/><anchor id='Pg174'/>higher point on the south-western face than we succeeded
+in obtaining in 1873.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In 1875 we were making our way once more by
+the Col de Balme to Chamouni, and being in somewhat
+of a reflective mood, induced by the consumption of a
+soup-tureen full of bread and milk at the hotel at the top
+of the pass, we sought a shady spot hard by whence a
+good view of the Aiguille du Dru could be obtained, and
+contemplated the precipices as seen from this point of
+view. The northern slope leading up to the ridge over
+which we had looked lay well before us. The upper
+part of the mountain looked distinctly different as far
+as accessibility was concerned. It seemed just possible,
+if a way could only be found up from the level of
+the ridge to a certain ledge some distance above, that
+the final mass might be feasible. There appeared
+to be a sort of gully sloping upwards in a direction
+curved away from us, in which the snow lay so thick
+that the rocks on either side could not, we thought,
+be very steep. At the least it seemed to be worth
+our while to make for this gully, which was obviously
+unattainable from the ridge itself, for it was here cut
+off by a belt of straight rock.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">We try the northern side</note>
+
+<p>
+A few days later we carried the idea into effect. It
+was necessary to engage some one to carry the tent,
+and Burgener was deputed to search for a porter of a
+willing disposition and suitable physical conformation.
+Presently he came back in company with a shambling
+<pb n='175'/><anchor id='Pg175'/>youth of great length of limb and somewhat lanky
+frame. We inquired if he were willing to come with
+us, whereupon the young man was seized with violent
+facial contortions, and we perceived that he suffered
+from an impediment in his speech. Not wishing to
+render him nervous by our presence, we took a short
+turn in the garden, leaving him where he stood. On
+our return the young man’s efforts culminated in the
+remark, <q>How much?</q> We said, <q>Twenty-five francs,</q>
+and then started off to consult the barometer. On
+coming back after this interval we found that the
+young man had just previously succeeded in articulating
+<q>Yes.</q> The practical result of this one-sided
+colloquy was that the next day the tall young man
+was laden with the tent, with directions to carry it
+up to a point immediately opposite the Montanvert
+below the Glacier du Nant Blanc. The tall young
+man shouldered his burden and started off with
+great activity. We followed him somewhat later
+under the rather transparent pretence of going to
+hunt for crystals next day. Making our way up by
+a long ridge lying between the Glacier du Nant
+Blanc and a little snow patch dignified in some maps
+by the appellation of the Glacier du Dru, we skirted
+round the base of the Aiguille looking constantly
+upwards to find some practicable line of ascent, and
+hoping that we might discover one which would conduct
+us up on to the main mass of the mountain
+<pb n='176'/><anchor id='Pg176'/>before we had got opposite to the point by which we
+had made our ascent from the southern side. It soon
+became evident that we were very unlikely to find
+a way. Far above jutted out a little horizontal table
+of rock. Burgener observed that if we could only get
+there it would be something. So far his remarks did
+not appear inaccurate, but it was perfectly clear before
+long that there was no chance of getting any higher,
+supposing we could get on to this platform; yet a
+little further, and we perceived that we could not even
+get to it. Ultimately we discovered that the platform
+itself was an optical delusion. It did not seem worth
+while to make any attempt to reach the summit of
+the ridge from the side we were on, even if we could
+have done so, which I doubt. The day may come
+when the climber will seek to discover some variation
+to the route up the peak; but mountaineering skill
+will indeed have improved out of all knowledge if
+anyone ever succeeds in getting up this northern face.
+From every point of view we surveyed it, and from every
+point of view, in our opinion, it was equally impossible.
+So in the evening we came back once more
+to the tent, from the door of which protruded a pair
+of thick boots. These encased the feet articulated to
+the lanky legs of the tall young man, who had been
+enjoying a siesta of some ten or twelve hours’ duration.
+Kicking gently at a prominent bulging of the
+canvas on the opposite side to the door had the
+<pb n='177'/><anchor id='Pg177'/>effect of waking our slumbrous friend, who was exceedingly
+sarcastic at our want of success; so, at
+least, we judged by his expression of countenance.
+For a long while his efforts yielded no verbal result.
+But his words seemed as it were to stick fast in an
+endeavour to bring them out three or four abreast
+through a portal that was capable only of allowing
+egress to them in single file. Of a sudden the jostling
+syllables broke down the obstructing barrier, and he
+startled us by pouring forth a string of remarks with
+precipitate volubility. Knowing, however, that it
+would be some time before we could hope to try the
+peak again, we were not loth to leave him under the
+impression, to be communicated to his friends at
+Chamouni, that we had come to the conclusion that
+the mountain was inaccessible.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The mountain fever recurs</note>
+
+<p>
+It was not till 1878 that we were able to revisit
+once more the scene of our many failures.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+During the winter months, however, the thought
+of the stubborn Aiguille had been from time to time
+discussed, and when J. Oakley Maund and I came
+back to Chamouni we had very serious intentions.
+This time we were both possessed with one fixed determination
+with regard to the Aiguille. Either we
+would get up to the top or, at the worst, would, as far
+as lay in our power, prove that it was inaccessible by
+any line of attack. By my wish, our first attempts
+were to be made by the old route leading towards the
+<pb n='178'/><anchor id='Pg178'/>lower peak; not that we were very sanguine of succeeding
+by this line of ascent, but rather because we
+felt that no very great amount of exploration would
+be necessary to determine whether the higher point
+could or could not be reached from this side; but
+though our intentions were good we were scarcely
+prepared for the difficulties that met us from the
+beginning. The elements seemed to have set their
+faces against us. Time after time when all was
+ready for a start we were baulked by snow, wind, or
+rain. Day after day we sat waiting in vain for the
+favourable moment, sometimes at our bivouac high
+up above the Mer de Glace, by the side of the Glacier
+de la Charpoua, till hope deferred and a series
+of <hi rend='italic'>table d’hôte</hi> dinners combined with want of
+exercise to make the heart sick and the individual
+despondently dyspeptic. Perhaps the wind would
+shift round a point or two towards the north and a
+couple of fine days occur. Straightway we set off for
+the tent which we left concealed at the bivouac.
+Then came the rain again, and we had to return
+soaked and dejected. Sometimes it rained before
+we got to the Montanvert and sometimes after, and in
+fact we seemed to be making perpetually fitful excursions
+from the kitchen fire at the Montanvert to that
+at Couttet’s hotel. On hydropathic principles we
+found the state of the elements no mean form of cure
+for the mountain fever. Still, like the hungry butler,
+<pb n='179'/><anchor id='Pg179'/>we reflected that everything comes to him who waits,
+and seizing every possible opportunity did manage to
+achieve some climbing during the rare intervals of
+moderately favourable weather.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The campaign opens</note>
+
+<p>
+The campaign was opened with an attempt made
+with Jaun and Andreas Maurer as guides. A youth
+of hollow visage and weak joints (a relation, possibly,
+of our friend with the one defective articulation), who
+did not much enter into the spirit of the expedition,
+and who seemed by his expression to echo Hamlet’s
+interrogation as to the necessity of bearing fardels,
+carried our tent up to the grass slopes by the
+Charpoua glacier. Here, on a smooth, level patch
+of turf surrounded on three sides by rocks, we established
+a little country seat, though we scarcely realised
+on this first occasion how often it would be our lot
+to run up and spend the night there, and to return
+to town the following morning. There are many
+and excellent camping places about these slopes; dry
+dwarf rhododendron bushes abound, and water is
+plentiful. There was no difficulty in rising early the
+next morning, for at some time in the small hours the
+spindle-legged porter was seized with terrible cramp.
+Under ordinary circumstances his lower limbs were
+imperfectly under his control, and when thus affected
+they became perfectly ungovernable, so that the
+neat order in which we had disposed ourselves overnight
+for slumber was rudely disarranged, and we
+<pb n='180'/><anchor id='Pg180'/>were forced to rise and turn out till the spasms
+should have subsided. Under the influence of gentle
+friction the spasms quieted down, and when we left
+he was troubled only with a few twitching kicks, such
+as may be observed in a dreaming dog. At 2 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi>
+we started and wended our way up the glacier, every
+step of which seemed familiar. To our surprise
+and delight the snow was in first-rate order, and
+our spirits rose at the prospect of a good climb;
+but the time had not yet come for success, and our
+hopes were soon to be dashed. There was still an
+immense amount of snow on the lower rock slopes
+over which access to the south-western peak is alone
+possible, and this snow was in a highly treacherous
+condition. Before we had ascended many feet the
+guides very properly refused to go on, a determination
+with which we felt ourselves bound to acquiesce.
+They pointed out that it would be unwarrantably
+dangerous to descend late in the afternoon over deep
+snow, soft, and but loosely adhering to the rocks.
+Under such conditions it is of course impossible to
+judge of the foothold, and there is nothing to hold on
+to with the hands. There was no other alternative,
+therefore, if we were to follow this route, than to wait
+till more of the snow should have melted, or else to
+find a track where the rocks were bare. As far as we
+could ascertain, however, there was no such track to
+be seen. We decided to go back, but still remained at
+<pb n='181'/><anchor id='Pg181'/>Chamouni, for we durst not lose a single favourable
+opportunity. With an imperturbability bred of long
+experience did we meet the sniggers and sneers of
+certain croakers below, who looked with an unfavourable
+eye on our proceedings.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A new leader</note>
+
+<p>
+Within the next fortnight we made two further
+attempts by much the same route and with the same
+guides, but only succeeded in going far enough to
+prove that the opinion of the guides was perfectly
+correct with regard to the state of the snow. Already
+matters seemed to justify some gloomy doubt as to
+whether we could carry out even the exploratory
+part of our programme, for Jaun was compelled to
+leave us in order to fulfil another engagement, and
+we scarcely knew where to turn to find another man
+capable of guiding us in the way we desired to go.
+Still our determination was unshaken by our run of
+ill-luck. We would not give it up. With no more
+definite object than that of justifying an impending
+<hi rend='italic'>table d’hôte</hi> dinner, I was walking up the Montanvert
+path one rainy afternoon, when a ray of sunlight
+suddenly burst upon me in the person of Alexander
+Burgener. He had come over the Col du Géant with
+a party of travellers, and to our delight was not only
+disengaged, but exceedingly anxious to attack once
+more, or, in fact, as often as we liked, the obstinate
+Aiguille. From the moment that he assumed the
+chief command matters began to wear a different
+<pb n='182'/><anchor id='Pg182'/>complexion, for we learnt that he had taken every
+opportunity to consider and study the mountain. By
+his advice a complete change of tactics was adopted.
+We decided to abandon all idea of attacking the
+lower peak, and made up our minds to try the higher
+summit by the route we had first followed four years
+previously. We had often discussed together our
+chances of success on this peak, and had often come
+to the conclusion that its ascent was more than
+doubtful. But now Burgener was so positive of ultimate
+triumph, and so confident in his own powers,
+not only of getting up himself, but of getting us also
+to our goal, that the whole matter seemed placed
+before us in a different light. We might have to
+wait, we might have to try many times, but still we
+could not but believe the impression that now gradually
+formed that we must ultimately succeed. To
+the spirit which Burgener displayed that year, and
+which he imbued in us (at a time when it must be
+confessed that such a spirit was much wanted, for
+we were as downcast as water-cure patients during
+the process), and to his sagacity and great guiding
+qualities, the whole of our ultimate success was due.
+I knew that, as a guide, he was immeasurably superior
+to an amateur in his trained knack of finding the
+way, and that in quickness on rocks the two could
+hardly be compared. But previously it had always
+seemed to me that the amateur excelled in one great
+<pb n='183'/><anchor id='Pg183'/>requisite, viz., pluck. Let this record show that in
+one instance at least this estimate was erroneous, for
+had it not been for Burgener’s indomitable pluck we
+should never have succeeded in climbing the Aiguille
+du Dru.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Our sixteenth attempt</note>
+
+<p>
+Burgener was of opinion that from the summit of
+the actual ridge lying east of the higher peak, and
+between it and the Aiguille Verte, it was not feasible
+to ascend on to the face of the mountain, and he
+proposed accordingly that we should commence by
+making a study of the rocks lying to the left of the
+main gully running up to this same ridge, endeavouring
+if possible to discover some point where we could
+bear off to the left on to the real mass of the mountain.
+In addition he pointed out that the upper rocks
+might be very difficult and require much time (as we
+had already agreed together in previous years that
+they were altogether impossible, this remark seemed
+probable enough), and it was important therefore to
+discover the easiest and quickest way up the lower part
+of the rock slopes. Accordingly we departed—and
+this was our sixteenth attempt—from the Montanvert
+one morning at 1 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> We had long since cultivated
+a manner of going about our business in such a way
+as to avoid the gaze of the curious, and set forth on
+this occasion in much the same spirit that burglars
+adopt when on evil errands intent. The day was entirely
+spent as agreed in studying the lower rocks and
+<pb n='184'/><anchor id='Pg184'/>working out accurately the most feasible line of assault.
+But though we ascended on this occasion to no very
+great height we were perpetually engaged in climbing,
+and the quantity of snow which still lay on the rocks
+rendered progress difficult and care necessary. Still
+it was no haphazard exploration that we were engaged
+in, and the spirit of deliberation in which we
+began begat a spirit of hopefulness as we went on.
+A fancied insufficiency of guiding strength, coupled
+with a decidedly insufficient supply of rope and an
+inherent idea that the new line of assault contemplated
+was not to be worked out to an end at the first
+attempt, all combined to drive us back to Chamouni
+late the same evening.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Sports and pastimes</note>
+
+<p>
+<hi rend='italic'>Après cela le déluge</hi>, and for a long time high mountaineering
+of any description was out of the question.
+Desperate were the attempts we made to amuse ourselves,
+and to while away the time. Sports and
+pastimes within the limited area of the hotel premises
+were the fashion for a time. The courtyard in front of
+Couttet’s hotel was made into a lawn-tennis ground.
+The village stores being ransacked yielded a limited
+supply of parti-coloured india-rubber balls; the village
+carpenter constructed bats out of flat pieces of wood,
+and we sought to forget the unpropitious elements by
+playing morning, noon, and night. As a result several
+windows and a lamp were reduced to ruin. Then we
+went a-crayfishing. A basket carriage, which was
+con<pb n='185'/><anchor id='Pg185'/>structed apparently of iron sheeting, but painted over
+with a wicker-work pattern in order to deceive a flea-bitten
+grey steed of great age with the impression that
+it was very light, conveyed us to Châtelard, which by a
+twofold inaccuracy was termed the fishing-ground, our
+object being to catch animals which were not fish and
+lived in water. There the sport began, and was conducted
+on this wise. Sticks with a cleft at the end,
+into which nondescript pieces of ill-smelling meat
+were wedged, were submerged in a little brook to tempt
+the prey, but the only bites we got were from the
+horse-flies and inflicted on our own persons; howbeit,
+one or two of the party when at a distance from their
+fellow-sportsmen averred that they had been on a
+point of catching monsters of the deep the size of
+lobsters. We did not discover till subsequently that,
+led astray by a plausible peasant possessed of riparian
+rights and untruthful propensities, we had been fishing
+(or <q>crustaceaning,</q> to speak correctly) all day in a
+stream untenanted by any crayfish whatever, the
+result being that we caught a chill and nothing else.
+The ancient steed, moreover, though he bowled along
+merrily enough down the hill to Châtelard and required
+no more stimulus than an occasional chirrup
+from the driver afforded, was yet very loth to draw
+the party back up the hill at the same pace, and
+required such constant stimulation of a more active
+kind on the way back that it was found necessary
+<pb n='186'/><anchor id='Pg186'/>before we reached the village to stop and smooth out
+the creases on his sides. The next day the report
+came that the spotted grey was <q>très malade,</q> and the
+next day too my right arm was excessively stiff.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A subsequent sporting expedition yielded happier
+results. One of the party, gifted with diplomatic talents
+and a power of detecting the vulnerable points in the
+character of the natives, purchased, for the sum of
+one franc, information from a shockheaded juvenile
+suffering from a skin eruption as to the best stocked
+streams. Then did the deep yield up its carnivorous
+denizens. Artfully and in silence did the anglers wait
+for their prey to claw the reeking bait. Deftly and
+warily did they withdraw the rod, sometimes with two
+or three victims clinging in a bunch, and land the spoil
+on the bank. Then would the crayfish loosen their
+hold, roll over on their backs, flap their tails very
+briskly, and start off with amazing rapidity for short
+country walks, speedily to be captured and consigned
+to the recesses of a receptacle, bearing a suspicious resemblance
+to Madame Couttet’s work-basket. Ultimately
+they formed the basis of a <q>bisque</q> not unworthy
+of Brébant.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Apparel oft proclaims the man</note>
+
+<p>
+What time the india-rubber balls were all burst
+and the fishing-ground had lost its attraction, seated
+on a tilted chair beneath the verandah we fell a-musing
+and studied human nature, and the various types that
+presented day after day round and about the hotel.
+<pb n='187'/><anchor id='Pg187'/>Much was there to marvel at in many of the costumes,
+to many of which the late Mr. Planché himself would
+have been unable to assign a date. It has been
+noticed of course, times out of mind, as a characteristic
+of the Briton, that a costume in which he would not
+go coal-heaving at home is considered good enough
+for Sunday in the Alps. One gentleman indeed,
+whose own apparel would have been considered untidy
+even if he had been a member of a shipwrecked crew,
+had been enlarging on this topic with much fervour,
+to a select audience, dwelling especially on the discourtesy
+thus shown to the natives of the country. I
+looked, when Sunday came, that he should be clad in
+raiment of more than ordinary fitness and splendour,
+but the only changes that I could perceive from the
+week-day vesture consisted in a tall hat, which somebody
+had mistaken for an opera hat on some occasion,
+and a long strip of rag wound round a cut finger,
+while his wife, who had recently been on the glaciers,
+appeared in a low cut dress, so that she presented a
+curious piebald appearance. The lateness of the season
+may have accounted for the fact that many of the garments
+seemed rapidly to be resolving into their pristine
+condition of warp and woof, especially about the region
+where it is usual in the Alps to light the poison-darting
+lucifer matches of the country. There were flannel
+shirts with collars on some, and flannel shirts without
+them on others, while yet a third set wore white
+<pb n='188'/><anchor id='Pg188'/>chokers round their necks made of vulcanite, so that
+they looked like favourite pug-dogs, or fashioned of a
+shiny paper, which obviously had no more to do with
+the garment with which they were temporarily associated
+than the label of an expensive wine at a second-rate
+restaurant has to do with the contents of the bottle.
+Then we fell to anatomical study, and marvelled at
+the various imperfections of development the muscle
+known to the learned as the gastrocnemius<note place="foot">Described in anatomical text-books as forming the swelling of
+the calf.</note> could
+exhibit in the legs of our countrymen, and wondered
+why they took such pains in their costume to display
+its usually unsymmetrical proportions, and wondered
+too if they really believed that a double folding back
+of the upper part of the stocking below the knickerbocker
+deceived anyone with an appearance of mighty
+thews. Then we went off and tapped the barometer,
+which was as devoid of principle as a bone setter, and
+kept on persistently rising. We made friends with
+a little stray waif of a dog of obsequious demeanour
+and cringing disposition, prone to roll over on its
+back when spoken to, thereby displaying a curiously
+speckled stomach, but which was withal inclined to be
+amiable, and wagged its tail so vigorously on being
+noticed that I quite feared it might sustain a sprain
+at the root of that appendage. But our friendship
+was short-lived. Before long our little friend found
+<pb n='189'/><anchor id='Pg189'/>an acquaintance in the shape of a small semi-shaved
+mongrel with a tail like a stalk of asparagus run
+to seed. After a little preliminary walking about on
+tiptoe, friendly overtures were made. The game
+commenced by the playmates licking each others’
+noses; next they ran round with surprising rapidity
+in very small circles, and then fell to wrestling in the
+middle of the courtyard. These canine acquaintanceships
+always end in the same way. Before long a
+sudden, sharp squeak was heard, and the last I saw of
+my little friend was a vanishing form darting round
+the nearest corner, with his tail as much between his
+legs as the excessive shortness of that excrescence
+would permit. His playmate, somewhat disturbed
+for a moment by this abrupt termination of the
+acquaintanceship, gazed pensively, with ears erect,
+for a while in the direction in which his friend had
+vanished: then investigated two or three unimportant
+objects by the sense of smell, consumed a few blades
+of grass, yawned twice, stretched himself once, rolled
+on something which had puzzled him, and retired
+to repose at a little distance to await the expected
+medicinal effects of the herb of which he had partaken.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A canine acquaintance</note>
+
+<p>
+This is a true saying, that <q>There’s small choice
+in rotten apples,</q> and a description of boredom in one
+place is much like the same in another. Gradually,
+weariness of the flesh below in the valley became
+<pb n='190'/><anchor id='Pg190'/>almost intolerable, while we were longing for an
+opportunity to weary the flesh, in another way, on the
+mountain. Ultimately, to my infinite regret, Maund
+found himself obliged to depart to fulfil an engagement
+elsewhere, but I still held on, though the conviction
+was daily becoming stronger that the rain
+would go on till the winter snows came.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Turning point of the expedition</note>
+
+<p>
+On a mountain such as we knew the Aiguille du
+Dru to be it would not have been wise to make any
+attempt with a party of more than four. No doubt
+three—that is, an amateur with two guides—would
+have been better still, but I had, during the enforced
+inaction through which we had been passing, become
+so convinced of ultimate success that I was anxious
+to find a companion to share it. Fortunately,
+J. Walker Hartley, a highly skilful and practised
+mountaineer, was at Chamouni, and it required but
+little persuasion to induce him to join our party.
+Seizing an opportunity one August day when the
+rain had stopped for a short while, we decided to try
+once more, or at any rate to see what effects the
+climatic phases through which we had been passing
+had produced on the Aiguille. With Alexander
+Burgener and Andreas Maurer still as guides we
+ascended once again the slopes by the side of the
+Charpoua glacier, and succeeded in discovering a
+still more eligible site for a bivouac than on our previous
+attempts. A little before four the next morning
+<pb n='191'/><anchor id='Pg191'/>we extracted each other from our respective sleeping
+bags, and made our way rapidly up the glacier. The
+snow still lay thick everywhere on the rocks, which
+were fearfully cold and glazed with thin layers of
+slippery ice; but our purpose was very serious that
+day, and we were not to be deterred by anything
+short of unwarrantable risk. We intended the climb
+to be merely one of exploration, but were resolved to
+make it as thorough as possible, and with the best
+results. From the middle of the slope leading up to
+the ridge the guides went on alone while we stayed to
+inspect and work out bit by bit the best routes over
+such parts of the mountain as lay within view. In
+an hour or two Burgener and Maurer came back to
+us, and the former invited me to go on with him back
+to the point from which he had just descended. His
+invitation was couched in gloomy terms, but there
+was a twinkle at the same time in his eye which it
+was easy to interpret—<hi rend='italic'>ce n’est que l’œil qui rit</hi>. We
+started off and climbed without the rope up the way
+which was now so familiar, but which on this occasion,
+in consequence of the glazed condition of the
+rocks, was as difficult as it could well be; but for a
+growing conviction that the upper crags were not
+so bad as they looked we should scarcely have persevered.
+<q>Wait a little,</q> said Burgener, <q>I will show
+you something presently.</q> We reached at last a
+great knob of rock close below the ridge, and for a
+<pb n='192'/><anchor id='Pg192'/>long time sat a little distance apart silently staring
+at the precipices of the upper peak. I asked Burgener
+what it might be that he had to show me. He
+pointed to a little crack some way off, and begged that
+I would study it, and then fell again to gazing at it
+very hard himself. Though we scarcely knew it at the
+time, this was the turning point of our year’s climbing.
+Up to that moment I had only felt doubts as to
+the inaccessibility of the mountain. Now a certain
+feeling of confident elation began to creep over me.
+The fact is, that we gradually worked ourselves up
+into the right mental condition, and the aspect of a
+mountain varies marvellously according to the beholder’s
+frame of mind. These same crags had been
+by each of us independently, at one time or another,
+deliberately pronounced impossible. They were in
+no better condition that day than usual, in fact in
+much worse order than we had often seen them
+before. Yet, notwithstanding that good judges
+had ridiculed the idea of finding a way up the precipitous
+wall, the prospect looked different that day
+as turn by turn we screwed our determination up to
+the sticking point. Here and there we could clearly
+trace short bits of practicable rock ledges along which
+a man might walk, or over which at any rate he might
+transport himself, while cracks and irregularities
+seemed to develop as we looked. Gradually, uniting
+and communicating passages appeared to form. Faster
+<pb n='193'/><anchor id='Pg193'/>and faster did our thoughts travel, and at last we rose
+and turned to each other. The same train of ideas
+had independently been passing through our minds.
+Burgener’s face flushed, his eyes brightened, and he
+struck a great blow with his axe as we exclaimed
+almost together, <q>It must, and it shall be done!</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A difficult descent</note>
+
+<p>
+The rest of the day was devoted to bringing
+down the long ladder, which had previously been
+deposited close below the summit of the ridge, to a
+point much lower and nearer to the main peak. This
+ladder had not hitherto been of the slightest assistance
+on the rocks, and had indeed proved a source of
+constant anxiety and worry, for it was ever prone to
+precipitate its lumbering form headlong down the
+slope. We had, it is true, used it occasionally on the
+glacier to bridge over the crevasses, and had saved
+some time thereby. Still we were loth to discard its
+aid altogether, and accordingly devoted much time
+and no little exertion to hauling it about and fixing it
+in a place of security. It was late in the evening
+before we had made all our preparations for the next
+assault and turned to the descent, which proved to
+be exceedingly difficult on this occasion. The snow
+had become very soft during the day; the late hour
+and the melting above caused the stones to fall so
+freely down the gully that we gave up that line of
+descent and made our way over the face. Often, in
+travelling down, we were buried up to the waist in
+<pb n='194'/><anchor id='Pg194'/>soft snow overlying rock slabs, of which we knew no
+more than that they were very smooth and inclined at
+a highly inconvenient angle. It was imperative for one
+only to move at a time, and the perpetual roping and
+unroping was most wearisome. In one place it was
+necessary to pay out 150 feet of rope between one
+position of comparative security and the one next
+below it, till the individual who was thus lowered
+looked like a bait at the end of a deep sea line. One
+step and the snow would crunch up in a wholesome
+manner and yield firm support. The next, and the
+leg plunged in as far as it could reach, while the submerged
+climber would, literally, struggle in vain to
+collect himself. Of course those above, to whom the
+duty of paying out the rope was entrusted, would
+seize the occasion to jerk as violently at the cord as
+a cabman does at his horse’s mouth when he has misguided
+the animal round a corner. Now another step
+and a layer of snow not more than a foot deep would
+slide off with a gentle hiss, exposing bare, black ice
+beneath, or treacherous loose stones. Nor were our
+difficulties at an end when we reached the foot of the
+rocks, for the head of the glacier had fallen away from
+the main mass of the mountain, even as an ill-constructed
+bow window occasionally dissociates itself
+from the façade of a jerry-built villa, and some very
+complicated manœuvring was necessary in order to
+reach the snow slopes. It was not till late in the
+<pb n='195'/><anchor id='Pg195'/>evening that we reached Chamouni; but it would have
+mattered nothing to us even had we been benighted,
+for we had seen all that we had wanted to see, and I
+would have staked my existence now on the possibility
+of ascending the peak. But the moment was not
+yet at hand, and our fortress held out against
+surrender to the very last by calling in its old allies,
+sou’westerly winds and rainy weather. The whirligig
+of time had not yet revolved so as to bring us in our
+revenge.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb" rend="stars: 8"/>
+
+<note place="margin">A blank in the narrative</note>
+
+<p>
+Perhaps the monotonous repetition of failures on
+the peak influences my recollection of what took
+place subsequently to the expedition last mentioned.
+Perhaps (as I sometimes think even now) an intense
+desire to accomplish our ambition ripened into a
+realisation of actual occurrences which really were only
+efforts of imagination. This much I know, that when
+on September 7 we sat once more round a blazing
+wood fire at the familiar bivouac gazing pensively at
+the crackling fuel, it seemed hard to persuade one’s-self
+that so much had taken place since our last
+attempt. Leaning back against the rock and closing
+the eyes for a moment it seemed but a dream, whose
+reality could be disproved by an effort of the will,
+that we had gone to Zermatt in a storm and hurried
+back again in a drizzle on hearing that some other
+climbers were intent on our peak; that we had left
+<pb n='196'/><anchor id='Pg196'/>Chamouni in rain and tried, for the seventeenth time,
+in a tempest; that matters had seemed so utterly
+hopeless, seeing that the season was far advanced and
+the days but short, as to induce me to return to
+England, leaving minute directions that if the snow
+should chance to melt and the weather to mend I
+might be summoned back at once; that after eight-and-forty
+hours of sojourn in the fogs of my native
+land an intimation had come by telegraph of glad
+tidings; that I had posted off straightway by <hi rend='italic'>grande
+vitesse</hi> back to Chamouni; that I had arrived there
+at four in the morning, in consequence of a little
+misadventure, which may be here parenthetically
+narrated.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A carriage misadventure</note>
+
+<p>
+The afternoon diligence from Geneva did not go
+beyond Sallanches. However, an ingenious young
+man of low commercial morality, who said that he had
+a remarkable horse and a super-excellent carriage,
+was persuaded to drive me on the remainder of the
+way to Chamouni. The young man, observing that
+he had been very busy of late and had not been to
+bed for two nights (nor had he, as might be judged,
+washed or tidied himself since last he sought repose),
+took a very hearty drink out of a tumbler and climbed
+on to an eminence like a long-legged footstool, which
+it appeared was the box seat. With much cracking
+of whips and various ill-tempered remarks to his
+horse we started with success, aided by the efforts of a
+<pb n='197'/><anchor id='Pg197'/>well-meaning person (judging by the way in which he
+wore his braces loosely encircling his waist, devoted to
+the tending of horses), who, to oblige his friend the
+driver, ran suddenly at the slothful animal in the
+shafts and punched the beast very heartily in the ribs
+with his fist. Before we had gone a mile our troubles
+began. The coachman’s ill-humour subsided, it is true,
+but only in consequence of Nature’s soft nurse weighing
+his eyelids down. Accordingly I got out my axe and
+poked him in the back when he curled up under the influence
+of his fatigue. This made him swear a good
+deal, but for a time the device was successful enough.
+Gradually the monotonous jangling of the harness bells
+induced a somnolent disposition in me too, and I conceived
+then the brilliant idea, as we were ascending
+the long hill near St. Gervais at a walk, of planting
+the head of the axe against my own chest and arranging
+the weapon in such a way that the spike was in
+close contact with the small of the driver’s back, so
+that when he fell back it would run into him. Of a
+sudden I opened my eyes to find that the jangling had
+ceased and the carriage stopped. We were undoubtedly
+at Chamouni, and the journey was at an end.
+Such, however, was not quite the case. As a matter
+of fact, we were not 200 yards further up the hill, the
+horse was peacefully grazing by the roadside, and
+the young man had eluded my artful contrivance by
+falling forwards off the box, where he lay crumpled up
+<pb n='198'/><anchor id='Pg198'/>into a shapeless heap, peacefully asleep, entangled
+between the shafts, the traces, the splinter bar, and the
+horse’s tail.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I rubbed my eyes and forced away by an effort the
+confused jumble and whirl of thoughts that were
+crowding through the brain. It was not the sound of
+the parting farewell as the diligence lumbered away
+from Chamouni, nor the slow heavy clank of the
+railway carriages as they entered the station, nor the
+voices of the railway porters that rang in my ears.
+Voices there were, but they were familiar. I started
+up and looked around. Surely that was the familiar
+outline of the Aiguille du Dru clear and bright above;
+surely that was Hartley (occupied for the moment in
+mollifying the effects of sunburn by anointing his face
+with the contents of a little squeeze-bottle), and there
+was Burgener; but what was this untidy, sleeping
+mass at our feet? Gradually it dawned upon me that
+I was but inverting a psychological process and trying
+to make a dream out of a reality. Hartley was there;
+Burgener was there; and the uncomely bundle was
+the outward form of the most incompetent guide in
+all the Alps. It was not till next day that we
+learnt that this creature had previously distinguished
+himself by utter imbecility in a difficult ascent up the
+north face of the Zermatt Breithorn, nor did we till
+the next day fully realise how bad a guide a man
+ranking as such might be. We kicked him in a
+<pb n='199'/><anchor id='Pg199'/>suitable place and he awoke; then he made the one
+true remark that during our acquaintance with him
+he was heard to utter. He said he had been drunk
+the day before; with this he relapsed, and during the
+remainder of the time he was with us gave expression
+to nothing but whining complaints and inaccurate
+statements.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A strange guide</note>
+
+<p>
+From four in the morning of the next day till
+seven in the evening, when we reached our bivouac
+again, we were climbing without intermission; not
+that our imbecile friend took any very active share
+in the day’s amusement. He was roped as last man
+in the caravan, and Hartley had to drag him up the
+glacier. He was as slow of foot as he was of understanding,
+and took no interest in the expedition. Twice
+we pointed out to him half-hidden crevasses and
+begged that he would be careful. Twice did he
+acknowledge our courtesy by disappearing abruptly
+into the snowy depths. Then he favoured us with a
+short biographical sketch of his wife, her attributes,
+and her affection for himself: he narrated the chief
+characteristics of his children, and dilated on the
+responsible position that as father of a family
+(probably all crétins, if there be any truth in the
+hereditary transmission of parental qualities) he considered
+that he occupied. Finally, as he appeared
+disposed to give us at length a memoir of his grandfather
+deceased, we decided to unrope him and let
+<pb n='200'/><anchor id='Pg200'/>him have his own way in peace. For seven hours
+did he crouch under a little rock, not daring to move
+either up or down, or even to take the knapsack off
+his back.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For the first time on this occasion did we succeed
+in climbing on to the main peak well above the level
+of the ridge we had so often reached, by means of
+leaving the gully at a much earlier point than usual.
+We followed the exact line that we had marked out
+mentally on the last occasion. At first progress was
+easy, but we could only make our way very slowly,
+seeing that we had but one short rope and only
+one guide; for we had injudiciously left the longer
+spare rope with our feeble-minded guide below, and
+no shouts or implorations could induce him to make
+his way up to us, nor had we leisure to go down
+to him; so we had to make the best of matters as
+they were. We soon found a place where the
+ladder might be of service, and spent some time in
+placing it in a position in which it remains I believe
+till this day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, personal considerations had to a great extent
+to be lost sight of in the desire to make the most of
+the day, and the result was that Hartley must have
+had a very bad time of it. Unfortunately perhaps for
+him he was by far the lightest member of the party;
+accordingly we argued that he was far less likely to
+break the rickety old ladder than we were. Again,
+<pb n='201'/><anchor id='Pg201'/>as the lightest weight, he was most conveniently
+lowered down first over awkward places when they
+occurred.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Our <q>jeune premier</q></note>
+
+<p>
+In the times which are spoken of as old, and which
+have also, for some not very definable reason, the
+prefix good, if you wanted your chimneys swept
+you did not employ an individual now dignified
+by the title of a Ramoneur, but you adopted the
+simpler plan of calling in a master sweep. This
+person would come attended by a satellite, who
+wore the outward form of a boy and was gifted
+with certain special physical attributes. Especially
+was it necessary that the boy should be of such a size
+and shape as to fit nicely to the chimney, not so
+loosely on the one hand as to have any difficulty in
+ascending by means of his knees and elbows, nor so
+tightly on the other as to run any peril of being
+wedged in. The boy was then inserted into the
+chimney and did all the work, while the master remained
+below or sat expectant on the roof to encourage,
+to preside over, and subsequently to profit by, his
+apprentice’s exertions. We adopted much the same
+principle. Hartley, as the lightest, was cast for the <hi rend='italic'>rôle</hi>
+of the <q>jeune premier</q> or boy, while Burgener and
+I on physical grounds alone filled the part, however
+unworthily, of the master sweep. As a play not infrequently
+owes its success to one actor, so did our
+<q>jeune premier,</q> sometimes very literally, pull us
+<pb n='202'/><anchor id='Pg202'/>through on the present occasion. Gallantly indeed
+did he fulfil his duty. Whether climbing up a ladder
+slightly out of the perpendicular, leaning against
+nothing in particular and with overhanging rocks
+above; whether let down by a rope tied round his
+waist, so that he dangled like the sign of the <q>Golden
+Fleece</q> outside a haberdasher’s shop, or hauled up
+smooth slabs of rock with his raiment in an untidy
+heap around his neck; in each and all of these exercises
+he was equally at home, and would be let down
+or would come up smiling. One place gave us great
+difficulty. An excessively steep wall of rock presented
+itself and seemed to bar the way to a higher level. A
+narrow crack ran some little way up the face, but
+above the rock was slightly overhanging, and the water
+trickling from some higher point had led to the formation
+of a huge bunch of gigantic icicles, which hung
+down from above. It was necessary to get past these,
+but impossible to cut them away, as they would have
+fallen on us below. Burgener climbed a little way up
+the face, planted his back against it, and held on to
+the ladder in front of him, while I did the same just
+below: by this means we kept the ladder almost perpendicular,
+but feared to press the highest rung
+heavily against the icicles above lest we should break
+them off. We now invited Hartley to mount up.
+For the first few steps it was easy enough; but the
+leverage was more and more against us as he climbed
+<pb n='203'/><anchor id='Pg203'/>higher, seeing that he could not touch the rock, and
+the strain on our arms below was very severe. However,
+he got safely to the top and disappeared from
+view. The performance was a brilliant one, but, fortunately,
+had not to be repeated; as on a subsequent
+occasion, by a deviation of about fifteen or twenty
+feet, we climbed to the same spot in a few minutes
+with perfect ease and without using any ladder at all.
+On this occasion, however, we must have spent fully
+an hour while Hartley performed his feats, which
+were not unworthy of a Japanese acrobat. Every
+few feet of the mountain at this part gave us difficulty,
+and it was curious to notice how, on this the first
+occasion of travelling over the rock face, we often
+selected the wrong route in points of detail. We
+ascended from twenty to fifty feet, then surveyed
+right and left, up and down, before going any further.
+The minutes slipped by fast, but I have no doubt now
+that if we had had time we might have ascended to
+the final arête on this occasion. We had often to
+retrace our steps, and whenever we did so found some
+slightly different line by which time could have been
+saved. Though the way was always difficult nothing
+was impossible, and when the word at last was
+given, owing to the failing light, to descend, we had
+every reason to be satisfied with the result of the
+day’s exploration. There seemed to be little doubt
+that we had traversed the most difficult part of the
+<pb n='204'/><anchor id='Pg204'/>mountain, and, indeed, we found on a later occasion,
+with one or two notable exceptions, that such was
+the case.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">An acrobatic performance</note>
+
+<p>
+However, at the time we did not think that, even
+if it were possible, it would be at all advisable to
+make our next attempt without a second guide. A
+telegram had been sent to Kaspar Maurer, instructing
+him to join us at the bivouac with all possible expedition.
+The excitement was thus kept up to the
+very last, for we knew not whether the message might
+have reached him, and the days of fine weather were
+precious.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was late in the evening when we reached again
+the head of the glacier, and the point where we had
+left the feeble creature who had started with us as a
+second guide. On beholding us once more he wept
+copiously, but whether his tears were those of gratitude
+for release from the cramped position in which he
+had spent his entire day, or of joy at seeing us safe
+again, or whether they were the natural overflow of
+an imbecile intellect stirred by any emotion whatever,
+it were hard to say; at any rate he wept, and then
+fell to a description of some interesting details concerning
+the proper mode of bringing up infants, and
+the duties of parents towards their children: the
+most important of which, in his estimation, was that
+the father of a family should run no risk whatever
+on a mountain. Reaching our bivouac, we
+<pb n='205'/><anchor id='Pg205'/>looked anxiously down over the glacier for any
+signs of Kaspar Maurer. Two or three parties
+were seen crawling homewards towards the Montanvert
+over the ice-fields, but no signs of our guide
+were visible. As the shades of night, however, were
+falling, we were able indistinctly to see in the far-off
+distance a little black dot skipping over the Mer de
+Glace with great activity. Most eagerly did we watch
+the apparition, and when finally it headed in our
+direction and all doubt was removed as to the personality,
+we felt that our constant ill-luck was at last
+on the eve of changing. However, it was not till two
+days later that we left Chamouni once more for the
+nineteenth and, as it proved, for the last time to try
+the peak.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Our nineteenth attempt</note>
+
+<p>
+On September 11, we sat on the rocks a few
+feet above the camping-place. Never before had we
+been so confident of success. The next day’s climb
+was no longer to be one of exploration. We were
+to start as early as the light would permit, and we
+were to go up and always up, if necessary till the
+light should fail. Possibly we might have succeeded
+long before if we had had the same amount of determination
+to do so that we were possessed with on
+this occasion. We had made up our minds to succeed,
+and felt as if all our previous attempts had been but
+a sort of training for this special occasion. We had
+gone so far as to instruct our friends below to look
+<pb n='206'/><anchor id='Pg206'/>out for us on the summit between twelve and two the
+next day. We had even gone to the length of bringing
+a stick wherewith to make a flag-staff on the top.
+Still one, and that a very familiar source of disquietude,
+harassed us as our eyes turned anxiously
+to the west. A single huge band of cloud hung heavily
+right across the sky, and looked like a harbinger of
+evil, for it was of a livid colour above, and tinged
+with a deep crimson red below. My companion was
+despondent at the prospect it suggested, and the
+guides tapped their teeth with their forefingers when
+they looked in that direction; but it was suggested
+by a more sanguine person that its form and very
+watery look suggested a Band of Hope. An insinuating
+smell of savoury soup was wafted up gently
+from below—
+</p>
+ <lg>
+<l>Stealing and giving odour.</l>
+</lg>
+ <p>We took courage; then descended to the tent, and took
+sustenance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was no difficulty experienced in making an
+early start the next day, and the moment the grey
+light allowed us to see our way we set off. On such
+occasions, when the mind is strung up to a high pitch
+of excitement, odd and trivial little details and incidents
+fix themselves indelibly on the memory. I
+can recall as distinctly now, as if it had only happened
+a moment ago, the exact tone of voice in which
+Burgener, on looking out of the tent, announced that
+<pb n='207'/><anchor id='Pg207'/>the weather would do. Burgener and Kaspar Maurer
+were now our guides, for our old enemy with the
+family ties had been paid off and sent away with a
+flea in his ear—an almost unnecessary adjunct, as
+anyone who had slept in the same tent with him
+could testify. Notwithstanding that Maurer was far
+from well, and rather weak, we mounted rapidly at
+first, for the way was by this time familiar enough,
+and we all meant business.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The rocks of the Dru</note>
+
+<p>
+Our position now was this. By our exploration on
+the last occasion we had ascertained that it was possible
+to ascend to a great height on the main mass of the
+mountain. From the slope of the rocks, and from the
+shape of the mountain, we felt sure that the final crest
+would be easy enough. We had then to find a way still
+up the face, from the point where we had turned back on
+our last attempt, to some point on the final ridge of
+the mountain. The rocks on this part we had never
+been able to examine very closely, for it is necessary
+to cross well over to the south-eastern face while
+ascending from the ridge between the Aiguille du Dru
+and the Aiguille Verte. A great projecting buttress of
+rock, some two or three hundred feet in height, cuts off
+the view of that part of the mountain over which we
+now hoped to make our way. By turning up straight
+behind this buttress, we hoped to hit off and reach
+the final crest just above the point where it merges
+into the precipitous north-eastern wall visible from
+<pb n='208'/><anchor id='Pg208'/>the Chapeau. This part of the mountain can only be
+seen from the very head of the Glacier de la Charpoua
+just under the mass of the Aiguille Verte. But this
+point of view is too far off for accurate observations,
+and the strip of mountain was practically, therefore,
+a <hi rend='italic'>terra incognita</hi> to us.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">What next?</note>
+
+<p>
+We followed the gully running up from the head
+of the glacier towards the ridge above mentioned,
+keeping well to the left. Before long it was necessary
+to cross the gully on to the main peak. To make the
+topography clearer a somewhat prosaic and domestic
+simile may be employed. The Aiguille du Dru and the
+Aiguille Verte are connected by a long sharp ridge, towards
+which we were now climbing; and this ridge is let
+in as it were into the south-eastern side of the Aiguille
+du Dru, much as a comb may be stuck into the middle
+of a hairbrush, the latter article representing the main
+peak. Here we employed the ladder which had been
+placed in the right position the day previously. Right
+glad were we to see the rickety old structure which
+had now spent four years on the mountain, and was
+much the worse for it. It creaked and groaned dismally
+under our weight and ran sharp splinters into
+us at all points of contact, but yet there was a certain
+companionship about the old ladder, and we seemed
+almost to regret that it was not destined to share
+more in our prospective success. A few steps on and
+we came to a rough cleft some five-and-twenty feet
+<pb n='209'/><anchor id='Pg209'/>in depth, which had to be descended. A double rope
+was fastened to a projecting crag, and we swung ourselves
+down as if we were barrels of split peas going
+into a ship’s hold; then to the ascent again, and the
+excitement waxed stronger as we drew nearer to the
+doubtful part of the mountain. Still, we did not
+anticipate insuperable obstacles; for I think we were
+possessed with a determination to succeed, which is a
+sensation often spoken of as a presentiment of success.
+A short climb up an easy broken gully, and of a
+sudden we seemed to be brought to a standstill. A
+little ledge at our feet curled round a projecting crag
+on the left. <q>What are we to do now?</q> said Burgener,
+but with a smile on his face that left no doubt
+as to the answer. He lay flat down on the ledge and
+wriggled round the projection, disappearing suddenly
+from view as if the rock had swallowed him up. A
+shout proclaimed that his expectations had not been
+deceived, and we were bidden to follow; and follow we
+did, sticking to the flat face of the rock with all our
+power, and progressing like the skates down the glass
+sides of an aquarium tank. When the last man
+joined us we found ourselves all huddled together on
+a very little ledge indeed, while an overhanging rock
+above compelled us to assume the anomalous attitude
+enforced on the occupant of a little-ease dungeon.
+What next? An eager look up solved part of the
+doubt. <q>There is the way,</q> said Burgener, leaning
+<pb n='210'/><anchor id='Pg210'/>back to get a view. <q>Oh, indeed,</q> we answered. No
+doubt there was a way, and we were glad to hear that
+it was possible to get up it. The attractions of the
+route consisted of a narrow flat gully plastered up
+with ice, exceeding straight and steep and crowned at
+the top with a pendulous mass of enormous icicles.
+The gully resembled a half-open book standing up
+on end. Enthusiasts in rock-climbing who have
+ascended the Riffelhorn from the Görner Glacier side
+will have met with a similar gully, but, as a rule, free
+from ice, which, in the present instance, constituted
+the chief difficulty. The ice, filling up the receding
+angle from top to bottom, rendered it impossible to
+find hand-hold on the rocks, and it was exceedingly
+difficult to cut steps in such a place, for the slabs of
+ice were prone to break away entire. However, the
+guides said they could get up, and asked us to keep
+out of the way of chance fragments of ice which might
+fall down as they ascended. So we tucked ourselves
+away on one side, and they fell to as difficult a business
+as could well be imagined. The rope was
+discarded, and slowly they worked up, their backs and
+elbows against one sloping wall, their feet against the
+other. But the angle was too wide to give security to
+this position, the more especially that with shortened
+axes they were compelled to hack out enough of the ice
+to reveal the rock below. In such places the ice is but
+loosely adherent, being raised up from the face much
+<pb n='211'/><anchor id='Pg211'/>as pie-crust dissociates itself from the fruit beneath
+under the influence of the oven. Strike lightly with
+the axe, and a hollow sound is yielded without much
+impression on the ice; strike hard, and the whole mass
+breaks away. But the latter method is the right one to
+adopt, though it necessitates very hard work. No steps
+are really reliable when cut in ice of this description.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A narrow escape</note>
+
+<p>
+The masses of ice, coming down harder and harder
+as they ascended without intermission, showed how
+they were working, and the only consolation that we
+had during a time that we felt to be critical, was that
+the guides were not likely to expend so much labour
+unless they thought that some good result would come
+of it. Suddenly there came a sharp shout and cry; then
+a crash as a great slab of ice, falling from above, was
+dashed into pieces at our feet and leaped into the air;
+then a brief pause, and we knew not what would
+happen next. Either the gully had been ascended
+or the guides had been pounded, and failure here
+might be failure altogether. It is true that Hartley
+and I had urged the guides to find a way some little
+distance to the right of the line on which they were
+now working; but they had reported that, though
+easy below, the route we had pointed out was impossible
+above.<note place="foot">It has transpired since that our judgment happened to be right
+in this matter, and we might probably have saved an hour or more
+at this part of the ascent.</note> A faint scratching noise close above
+<pb n='212'/><anchor id='Pg212'/>us, as of a mouse perambulating behind a wainscot.
+We look up. It is the end of a rope. We seize it, and
+our pull from below is answered by a triumphant yell
+from above as the line is drawn taut. Fastening the
+end around my waist, I started forth. The gully
+was a scene of ruin, and I could hardly have believed
+that two axes in so short a time could have dealt so
+much destruction. Nowhere were the guides visible,
+and in another moment there was a curious sense of
+solitariness as I battled with the obstacles, aided in
+no small degree by the rope. The top of the gully
+was blocked up by a great cube of rock, dripping still
+where the icicles had just been broken off. The
+situation appeared to me to demand deliberation,
+though it was not accorded. <q>Come on,</q> said voices
+from above. <q>Up you go,</q> said a voice from below.
+I leaned as far back as I could, and felt about for a
+hand-hold. There was none. Everything seemed
+smooth. Then right, then left; still none. So I
+smiled feebly to myself, and called out, <q>Wait a minute.</q>
+This was of course taken as an invitation to pull
+vigorously, and, struggling and kicking like a spider
+irritated by tobacco smoke, I topped the rock and
+lent a hand on the rope for Hartley to follow. Then
+we learnt that a great mass of ice had broken away
+under Maurer’s feet while they were in the gully,
+and that he must have fallen had not Burgener
+pinned him to the rock with one hand. From the
+<pb n='213'/><anchor id='Pg213'/>number of times that this escape was described to us
+during that day and the next, I am inclined to think
+that it was rather a near thing. At the time, and
+often since, I have questioned myself as to whether
+we could have got up this passage without the rope
+let down from above. I think either of us could
+have done it in time with a companion. It was
+necessary for two to be in the gully at the same
+time, to assist each other. It was necessary also to
+discard the rope, which in such a place could only be
+a source of danger. But no amateur should have
+tried the passage on that occasion without confidence
+in his own powers, and without absolute knowledge of
+the limit of his own powers. If the gully had been
+free from ice it would have been much easier.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The final scramble</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>The worst is over now,</q> said Burgener. I was
+glad to hear it, but, looking upwards, had my doubts.
+The higher we went the bigger the rocks seemed to be.
+Still there was a way, and it was not so very unlike
+what I had, times out of mind, pictured to myself in
+imagination. Another tough scramble and we stood
+on a comparatively extensive ledge. With elation we
+observed that we had now climbed more than half of
+the only part of the mountain of the nature of which
+we were uncertain. A few steps on and Burgener
+grasped me suddenly by the arm. <q>Do you see the
+great red rock up yonder?</q> he whispered, hoarse with
+excitement—<q>in ten minutes we shall be there and on
+<pb n='214'/><anchor id='Pg214'/>the arête, and then——</q> Nothing could stop us now;
+but a feverish anxiety to see what lay beyond, to look
+on the final slope which we knew must be easy, impelled
+us on, and we worked harder than ever to
+overcome the last few obstacles. The ten minutes
+expanded into something like thirty before we really
+reached the rock. Of a sudden the mountain seemed
+to change its form. For hours we had been climbing
+the hard, dry rocks. Now these appeared suddenly to
+vanish from under our feet, and once again our eyes
+fell on snow which lay thick, half hiding, half revealing,
+the final slope of the ridge. A glance along it
+showed that we had not misjudged. Even the cautious
+Maurer admitted that, as far as we could see, all
+appeared promising. And now, with the prize almost
+within our grasp, a strange desire to halt and hang
+back came on. Burgener tapped the rock with his
+axe, and we seemed somehow to regret that the way in
+front of us must prove comparatively easy. Our foe
+had almost yielded, and it appeared something like
+cruelty to administer the final <hi rend='italic'>coup de grâce</hi>. We
+could already anticipate the half-sad feeling with
+which we should reach the top itself. It needed but
+little to make the feeling give way. Some one cried
+<q>Forwards,</q> and instantly we were all in our places
+again, and the leader’s axe crashed through the
+layers of snow into the hard blue ice beneath. A
+dozen steps, and then a short bit of rock scramble;
+<pb n='215'/><anchor id='Pg215'/>then more steps along the south side of the ridge,
+followed by more rock, and the ridge beyond, which
+had been hidden for a minute or two, stretched out
+before us again as we topped the first eminence.
+Better and better it looked as we went on. <q>See
+there,</q> cried Burgener suddenly, <q>the actual top!</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Our foe is vanquished</note>
+
+<p>
+There was no possibility of mistaking the two huge
+stones we had so often looked at from below. They
+seemed, in the excitement of the moment, misty and
+blurred for a brief space, but grew clear again as I
+passed my hand over my eyes and seemed to swallow
+something. A few feet below the pinnacles and on
+the left was one of those strange arches formed by a
+great transverse boulder, so common near the summits
+of these aiguilles, and through the hole we could see
+blue sky. Nothing could lay beyond, and, still better,
+nothing could be above. On again, while we could
+scarcely stand still in the great steps the leader set
+his teeth to hack out. Then there came a short
+troublesome bit of snow scramble, where the heaped-up
+cornice had fallen back from the final rock. There
+we paused for a moment, for the summit was but a
+few feet from us, and Hartley, who was ahead,
+courteously allowed me to unrope and go on first. In
+a few seconds I clutched at the last broken rocks, and
+hauled myself up on to the sloping summit. There
+for a moment I stood alone gazing down on Chamouni.
+The holiday dream of five years was accomplished;
+<pb n='216'/><anchor id='Pg216'/>the Aiguille du Dru was climbed. Where in the wide
+world will you find a sport able to yield pleasure like
+this?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mountaineers are often asked, <q>What did you do
+when you got to the top?</q> With regard to this peak
+the same question has often been put to me, and I
+have often answered it, but, it must be confessed,
+always suppressing one or two facts. I do not know
+why I should conceal them now any longer, the more
+especially as I think there is a moral to be drawn
+from my experience, or I would still keep it locked up.
+I had tried so hard and so long to get up this little
+peak, that some reaction of mind was not improbable;
+but it took a turn which I had never before and
+have never since experienced in the slightest degree.
+For a second or two—it cannot have been longer—all
+the past seemed blotted out, all consciousness
+of self, all desire of life was lost, and I was
+seized with an impulse almost incontrollable to
+throw myself down the vertical precipice which lay
+immediately at my feet. I know not now, though
+the feeling is still and always will be intensely vivid,
+how it was resisted, but at the sound of the voices
+below the faculties seemed to return each to its
+proper place, and with the restoration of the <anchor id="corr216"/><corr sic="menta">mental</corr>
+balance the momentary idea of violently overturning
+the physical balance vanished. What has happened
+to one may have happened to others. It appeared
+<pb n='217'/><anchor id='Pg217'/>to me quite different from what is known as mountain
+vertigo. In fact, I never moved at all from
+where I stood, and awoke, as it were, to find myself
+looking calmly down the identical place. It may be
+that the mental equilibrium under similar circumstances
+has not always been so fortunately restored,
+and that thus calamities on the mountains may have
+taken place. In another minute the rest of the party
+ascended, and we were all reposing on the hard-won
+summit.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">On the summit</note>
+
+<p>
+Far below a little white speck representing Couttet’s
+Hotel was well in view, and towards this we
+directed our telescope. We could make out a few
+individuals wandering listlessly about, but there did
+not seem to be much excitement; in front of the
+Imperial Hotel, however, we were pleased to imagine
+that we saw somebody gazing in our direction.
+Accordingly, with much pomp and ceremony, the
+stick—which it may be stated was borrowed without
+leave—was fixed into a little cleft and tightly wedged
+in; then, to my horror, Burgener, with many chuckles
+at his own foresight and at the completeness of his
+equipment, produced from a concealed pocket a piece
+of scarlet flannel strongly suggestive of a baby’s under
+garment, and tied it on to the stick. I protested in
+vain; in a moment the objectionable rag was floating
+proudly in the breeze. However, it seemed to want
+airing. Determined that our ascent should be placed
+<pb n='218'/><anchor id='Pg218'/>beyond doubt in the eyes of any subsequent visitors,
+we ransacked our stores, and were enabled to leave the
+following articles:—One half-pint bottle containing our
+names, preserved by a paper stopper from the inclemency
+of the weather; two wooden wedges of
+unknown use, two ends of string, three burnt fusees,
+divers chips, one stone man of dwarf proportions, the
+tenpenny stick, and the infant’s petticoat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is a popular belief that the main object of
+climbing up a mountain is to get a view from the top.
+It may therefore be a matter of regret to some, but it
+will certainly be a matter of great congratulation to
+many others, that of the view obtained I can say but
+little. Chamouni looked very nice, however, from this
+distance. Turning towards the Aiguille Verte we were
+astonished to notice that this great mass appeared to
+tower far less above us than might have been expected
+from its much greater height and close proximity. On
+the other hand, the lower south-eastern peak of the
+Aiguille du Dru seemed much more below us than we
+had imagined would be the case. It is a moot point
+in mountaineering circles how much difference between
+two closely contiguous points is necessary in order
+that they may be rated as individual peaks. At the
+time we estimated the difference between the two
+peaks of our Aiguille to be about 80 feet, but Hartley,
+who has since climbed the lower point, estimates that
+the difference between the two must be at the very
+<pb n='219'/><anchor id='Pg219'/>least 120 feet. Still, the comparative meagreness of
+the panorama did not affect our spirits, nor detract
+in any appreciable degree from the completeness of
+the expedition. The Aiguille du Dru is essentially an
+expedition only for those who love a good climb for
+climbing’s sake. Every step, every bit of scrambling,
+was—and is still—a pleasure.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The return journey</note>
+
+<p>
+We had reached the top at half-past twelve, so
+that our estimate of the time required had been a
+very accurate one. After spending three-quarters of
+an hour on the summit we turned to the descent with
+regret, and possessed with much the same feeling as a
+schoolboy on Black Monday, who takes an affectionate
+farewell of all sorts of inanimate objects. Very difficult
+the descent proved to be. We were so anxious,
+now that our efforts had been finally crowned with
+success, that the whole expedition should pass off
+without the least misadventure, that we went much
+more slowly, and took more elaborate precautions than
+under ordinary circumstances would have been deemed
+necessary. From the start we had agreed that, whatever
+the hour, nothing should persuade us to hurry
+the least in the descent. On such mountains, however,
+as the Aiguille du Dru it is easier on the whole
+to get down than to get up, especially if a good supply
+of spare rope be included in the equipment. At three
+places we found it advisable to fix ropes in order to
+assist our progress. It was curious to observe how
+<pb n='220'/><anchor id='Pg220'/>marvellously the aspect of the mountain was changed
+as we looked down the places up which we had
+climbed so recently; and there were so many deviations
+from the straight line, that the way was very
+difficult to find at all. Indeed, Burgener alone could
+hit it off with certainty, and, though last on the rope,
+directed the way without ever making the slightest
+mistake at any part. We followed precisely the same
+route as in ascending, and noticed few if any places
+where this route was capable of improvement, or even
+of alteration.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Not till nearly five o’clock did we regain our abandoned
+store of provisions; the sight of the little white
+packets, and especially of a certain can of tinned
+meat, seen at a considerable distance below, incited
+us to great exertions, for since ten in the morning we
+had partaken of nothing but a sandwich crushed
+out of all recognisable shape. Ignoring the probability
+of being benighted on the rocks, we caroused
+merrily on seltzer water and the contents of the tin
+can. It seemed almost a pity to quit for good these
+familiar rocks on which we had spent such a glorious
+time, and the sun was sinking low behind the Brévent
+range, and the rocks were all darkened in the grey
+shadows, before the guides could persuade us to pack
+up and resume our journey. Very little time was
+lost in descending when we had once started, but
+before we had reached a certain little sloping ledge
+<pb n='221'/><anchor id='Pg221'/>furnished with a collection of little pointed stones, and
+known as the breakfast place, the darkness had overtaken
+us. The glacier lay only a few feet below, when
+the mist which had been long threatening swept up
+and closed in around us. The crevasses at the head
+of the glacier were so complicated, and the snow
+bridges so fragile, that we thought it wiser not to go
+on at once, but to wait till the snow should have had
+time to harden. So we sat down under an overhanging
+rock, and made believe that we enjoyed the fun.
+Hartley wedged a stone under his waist, as if he were
+the hind wheel of a waggon going uphill, and imitated
+the inaction and attitude of a person going to sleep.
+The guides retired to a little distance and, as is their
+wont when inactive, fell to a warm discussion over the
+dimensions of the different chamois they had shot,
+each of course outvying the other in turn. The game
+has this merit at least, when there is plenty of spare time
+at disposal, that if the players only begin low enough
+down in the animal scale it is practically unlimited.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Benighted</note>
+
+<p>
+Before long the situation ceased to be amusing,
+as we found that we had managed to get wet through
+in the gully, and that the slowly falling temperature
+was exceedingly unpleasant. I converted a cowhide
+knapsack into a temporary foot-warmer, much to the
+detriment of such articles of food as were still stored
+in its recesses, and tucked a boot under each arm
+to keep the leather from hardening. Then we fell
+<pb n='222'/><anchor id='Pg222'/>to discussing what we would have next day for breakfast,
+and for some two hours found a certain amount
+of solace in disputing over the merits of divers dainty
+dishes. Even this fertile subject failed at length to
+give adequate satisfaction. The ledge became colder
+and colder, and new spiky little points appeared
+to develop every moment. The argument of the
+sportsmen grew fainter, and we became slowly chilled
+through. For a while the mind became more active,
+but less logical, and fanciful visions crowded thickly
+through it. On such occasions it is seldom possible
+to fix the thoughts on events immediately past. To
+my drowsy gaze the mist seemed to take the form of
+our native fogs, while the condition of the ledge suggested
+obtrusively a newly macadamised road. Almost
+at will I could transport myself in imagination to the
+metropolis I had so recently left, or back again to the
+wild little ledge on which we were stranded. Following
+up the train of sensations, it was easy to conceive
+how reason might fail altogether, and how gradually,
+as the senses became numbed one by one, delirium
+might supervene from cold and exposure—as has often
+happened to arctic travellers. The thoughts flew off
+far afield, and pictured the exact contrast of the immediate
+surroundings. I saw a brilliantly lighted street
+with long rows of flaming lamps. The windows of the
+clubhouses shone out as great red and orange squares
+and oblongs. Carriages dashed by, cabs oscillated down
+<pb n='223'/><anchor id='Pg223'/>the roads. Elegantly attired youths about to commence
+their wakeful period (why are men who only
+know the seamy side of life called <q>men of the world</q>?
+Is it so bad a world, my masters?) were strolling off
+to places of entertainment. A feeble, ragged creature
+crept along in the shadows. A worn, bright-eyed girl,
+just free from work which had begun at early dawn,
+dragged her aching limbs homewards, but stopped a
+moment to glance with envy at a mamma and two
+fair daughters crossing the pavement to their carriage;
+light, life, bustle, crowding everywhere. Faster and
+faster follow the shifting scenes till the visions jostle
+and become confused——A crack, a distant sound of
+a falling shower of stones, a hiss as they fall on to the
+snow slopes below. The eyes open, but the mind
+only half awakes, and almost immediately dreams
+again, with changed visions of comfortable rooms, in
+which the flickering light of a coal fire now throws
+up, now half conceals the close-drawn curtains, or the
+familiar form of books and pictures; visions of some
+formless individual with slippered feet disposed at
+judicious distance from the blazing coals, of soft
+carpets and deep arm-chairs moulded by long use into
+the precise intaglio adapted to the human frame;
+visions of a warm flood of subdued light, of things
+steaming gently with curling wreaths of vapour. All
+these passed in order before the mind, called up by
+the incantation of discomfort out of the cauldron of
+<pb n='224'/><anchor id='Pg224'/>misery, like unto the regal display manifested to that
+impulsive and somewhat over-married individual,
+Macbeth.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Shifting scenes</note>
+
+<p>
+But before long it was most difficult to picture
+these pleasant sights so vividly as to become altogether
+oblivious of an exceedingly chilly personality,
+and ultimately human nature triumphed, and the <hi rend='italic'>ego</hi>
+in a rather frozen state became again paramount.
+I had begun to calculate the number of hours we
+might have to remain where we were, and the probable
+state in which we should be next morning, when
+of a sudden the mist lifted, and disclosed the glacier
+just below feebly lit up by the rising moon. We
+sprang instantly to our feet, almost as instantaneously
+returning to our former positions by reason
+of the exceeding stiffness and cramp begotten of the
+cold. The guides, leaving their discussion at a
+point where the last speaker had, in imagination,
+shot a chamois about the size of an elephant,
+descended to inspect the ice. The snow bridges were
+pronounced secure, and we were soon across the crevasses,
+but found to our disgust that we had rather
+overdone the waiting. The slope was hard frozen,
+and in the dim light it was found necessary to cut
+steps nearly the whole way down the glacier. For
+five hours and a half were we thus engaged, and did
+not reach our camp till 2.30 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> Never did the tent
+look so comfortable as on that morning. If, as was
+<pb n='225'/><anchor id='Pg225'/>remarked of Mrs. Gamp’s apartment in Kingsgate
+Street, High Holborn, to the contented mind a
+cottage is a palace, so to the weary frame may a tent
+be a luxurious hotel. We rushed over the loose rocks
+by the snout of the glacier, and ran helter-skelter for
+our bivouac. From the circumstance that the invariable
+struggle for the best pillow was usually brief, and
+that one of the party was discovered next morning
+wrong end foremost in his sleeping bag with his boots
+still on his feet, I am disposed to think that we were
+not long in dropping off to sleep; but the unstudied
+attitudes of the party suggested rather four revellers
+returning from a Greenwich dinner in a four-wheeled
+cab over a cobbled road than a company of sober
+mountaineers. By seven o’clock, however, the predominant
+thought of breakfast so asserted itself that
+we woke up and looked out.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The camp breaks up</note>
+
+<p>
+The first object that met our gaze was a large
+sheet of paper, affixed to the rock just in front of
+the tent, and bearing the simple inscription <q>Hooray!</q>
+This led us to surmise that our success was already
+known below; for the author of the legend had
+returned to Chamouni the previous evening, after
+having seen us on the summit. To each man was
+apportioned the burden he should bear of the camp
+equipage. Such a collection of pots and pans and other
+paraphernalia had we amassed gradually during our
+stay, that our appearance as we crossed the glacier
+<pb n='226'/><anchor id='Pg226'/>suggested rather that of certain inhabitants of Lagado
+mentioned in Gulliver’s voyage to Laputa. By nine
+o’clock we had deposited our burdens at the Montanvert
+and, disregarding the principles of the sages
+above referred to, ventured to corrode our lungs by
+articulating our wants to the landlord. This worthy
+received us with more than his usual affability, for the
+tidings of our success had in truth already reached
+the inn. A bottle of conical form was produced, the
+cork drawn with a monstrous explosion, and some
+very indifferent fluid poured out as a token of congratulation.
+In spite of, perhaps in consequence of,
+these early libations, we skipped down the well-worn
+and somewhat unsavoury path with great nimbleness,
+and in an hour or so found ourselves on the level path
+leading along the valley to Chamouni by the English
+church. There, I am pleased to record, the first man
+to congratulate us was our old friend M. Gabriel
+Loppé, without whose kindly sympathy and constant
+encouragement I doubt if we should have ever persevered
+to our successful end. It mattered little to
+us that but few of the Chamouni guides gave us credit
+for having really ascended the peak, for most of them
+maintained that we had merely reached a point on the
+south-east face of the lower summit; indeed, to those
+not so familiar with the details of the mountain as
+we were, it might well seem hard to realise that the
+crag jutting out on the right, as seen from Chamouni,
+is really the actual summit.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='227'/><anchor id='Pg227'/>
+
+<p>
+Such is the record of the most fascinating rock
+climb with which I am acquainted. From beginning
+to end it is interesting. There is no wearisome
+tramping over loose moraine and no great extent of
+snow-field to traverse. The rocks are wondrously firm
+and big, and peculiarly unlike those on other mountains,
+even on many of the aiguilles about Chamouni.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">Mountaineering morality</note>
+<p>
+An odd code of mountaineering morality has gradually
+sprung into existence, and ideas as to what is
+fair and sportsmanlike in mountain climbing are somewhat
+peculiar. People speak somewhat vaguely of
+<q>artificial aid,</q> and are wont to criticise in very severe
+language the employment of such assistance, at the
+same time finding it rather hard, if driven into a corner,
+to define what they mean by the term. It would seem
+that artificial aid may signify the driving of iron pegs
+into rocks when nature has provided insufficient hand
+or foot-hold. Such a proceeding is considered highly
+improper. To cut a step in ice is right, but to chisel
+out a step on rock is in the highest degree unjustifiable.
+Again, a ladder may be used without critical animadversion
+to bridge a crevasse, but its employment over
+a rock cleft is tabooed. A certain amount of mountaineering
+equipment is not only considered proper,
+but those who go on the mountains without it are
+spoken of with great asperity, and called very hard
+names; but the equipment must not include anything
+beyond hobnails, rope, axes, and possibly a ladder for
+<pb n='228'/><anchor id='Pg228'/>a crevasse; any other contrivance is sniffed at contemptuously
+as artificial aid. Rockets and such like
+are usually only mentioned in order to be condemned;
+while grapnels, chains, and crampons are held to be
+the inventions of the fiend. Why these unwritten
+laws should exist in such an imaginary code it is hard
+to see. Perhaps we must not consider too curiously
+on the matter. For my own part, if it could be
+proved that by no possible means could a given bad
+passage be traversed without some such aid, nor turned
+by another route, I should not hesitate to adopt any
+mechanical means to the desired end. As a matter
+of fact, in the Alps scarcely any such places exist for
+those who have taken the trouble to learn how to
+climb, and there are none on the Aiguille du Dru.
+We used our ladder often enough in exploring the
+mountain, but when we actually ascended it we employed
+it in one place only, saving thereby at least
+an hour of invaluable time. Indeed, subsequent explorers
+have found such to be the case; and Mr. W.
+E. Davidson, in a recent ascent of the mountain, was
+able to find his way without invoking the assistance
+of either ladder or fixed ropes. In a marvellously
+short space of time, too, did he get up and down the
+peak on which we had spent hours without number.
+Still, this is the fate of all mountains. The mountaineers
+who make the third ascent are, usually, able
+to sweep away the blushing honours that the first
+<pb n='229'/><anchor id='Pg229'/>climbers might fondly hope they had invested the
+mountain with. A word, a stroke of the pen, will do
+it. The peaks do not yield gradually from their high
+estate, but fall, like Lucifer, from summit to ultimate
+destination, and are suddenly converted from <q>the most
+difficult mountain in the Alps</q> to <q>Oh yes; a fine
+peak, but not a patch upon Mount So-and-so.</q> It is
+but with the mountains as with other matters of this
+life, save in this respect, that once deposed they never
+can hope to reign again supreme. Statements concerning
+our fellow-creatures when of a depreciatory,
+and still more when of a scandal-flavoured, nature, are
+always believed by nine people out of ten to be, if not
+absolutely true, at any rate well-founded enough for
+repetition. A different estimate of the standard of
+veracity to be met with in this world is assumed when
+the remarks are favourable. Even so may it be, in
+some instances, with the mountains. The prestige
+that clings to a maiden peak is like the bark on a
+wand: peel it off, and it cannot be replaced; the
+bough withers, and is cast to one side, its character
+permanently altered.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Chamouni becomes festive</note>
+
+<p>
+We would fain have rested that evening, but the
+edict went forth that festivities were to take place in
+honour of the ascent, and, to tell the truth, that
+evening was not the least fatiguing part of the whole
+affair. The opportunity was too good to be lost,
+especially as the customary mode of testifying
+<pb n='230'/><anchor id='Pg230'/>congratulations by firing off divers podgy little cannons,
+had been omitted. Preparations were made for a display
+of fireworks on a large scale. Some six rockets of
+moderately soaring ambition were placed in order on
+the grass-plot in front of the hotel. A skilful pyrotechnist,
+who knew the right end to which to apply
+the match, was placed in charge, and fussed about
+a great deal. A very little table covered with a white
+cloth, and on which were displayed several bottles,
+reminded the crowd of loafers who assembled expectant
+as the darkness came on, that a carousal was
+meditated. At last the word was given, and the
+pyrotechnist, beaming with pride, advanced bearing
+a lighted taper attached to the end of a stick of judicious
+length. A hush of expectancy followed, and experienced
+persons retired to sheltered corners. The
+fireworks behaved as they usually do. They fizzed
+prodigiously, and went off in the most unexpected
+directions. One rocket, rather weak in the waist,
+described, after a little preliminary spluttering, an
+exceedingly sharp, corkscrew-like series of curves, and
+then turned head-over-heels with astounding rapidity
+on the lawn, like a rabbit shot through the head, and
+there lay flat, spluttering out its gunpowdery vitals.
+Another was perfectly unmoved at the initial application
+of the kindling flame, but then suddenly began
+to swell up in an alarming way, causing the pyrotechnist,
+who had no previous experience of this
+<pb n='231'/><anchor id='Pg231'/>phenomenon, to retreat somewhat hastily. However,
+one of the rockets rose to a height of some five-and-twenty
+feet, much to the operator’s satisfaction, and
+we were all able to congratulate him warmly on his
+contribution to our entertainment as we emerged from
+our places of security.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Organising the ball</note>
+
+<p>
+A series of smaller explosions, resulting from
+the drawing of corks, was the next item in the
+programme, and appeared to give more general
+satisfaction. Then the bell rang, and the master of
+the ceremonies announced that the ball was about to
+commence. Some over-zealous person had unfortunately
+sought to improve the condition of the floor for
+dancing, by tracing an arabesque pattern on the
+boards with water, using for the purpose a tin pot
+with a convenient leak at the bottom. It followed
+that the exercise of waltzing in thick boots was more
+laborious than graceful. Without, the villagers
+crowded at the windows to gaze upon our fantastic
+gyrations. But little formality had been observed in
+organising the ball; in fact, the ceremony of issuing
+cards of invitation had been replaced by ringing a bell
+and displaying a placard on which it was announced
+that the dance would commence at nine o’clock. However,
+the enjoyment appeared to be none the less keen,
+for all that the dancers were breathing fairly pure air,
+taking no champagne, and not fulfilling any social
+duty. But for the costumes the gathering might
+<pb n='232'/><anchor id='Pg232'/>have been mistaken for a fashionable entertainment.
+All the recognised types to be met with in a London
+ball-room were there. The conversation, judging from
+the fragments overheard, did not appear to be below the
+average standard of intellectuality. The ladies, who
+came from the various hotels of Chamouni, displayed, as
+most English girls do—<hi rend='italic'>pace</hi> the jealous criticism of certain
+French writers, more smart than observant—their
+curious faculty of improvising ball costume exactly
+suitable to the occasion. There was a young man who
+had a pair of white gloves, and was looked upon
+with awe in consequence, and who, in the intervals of
+the dances, slid about in an elegant manner instead
+of walking. There was a middle-aged person of
+energetic temperament who skipped and hopped like
+the little hills, and kept everything going—including
+the refreshments. There was a captious and cynical
+person, who frowned horribly, and sat in a corner
+in the verandah with an altogether superior air, and
+who, in support of the character, smoked a cigar of uncertain
+botanical pedigree provided by the hotel, which
+disagreed with him and increased his splenetic mood.
+Elsewhere, at more fashionable gatherings, he would
+have leaned against doorposts, cultivated a dejected
+demeanour, and got very much in other people’s way.
+There was a pianist who was a very clever artist, and
+found out at once the notes that yielded no response
+on the instrument, and who, like his more fashionable
+<pb n='233'/><anchor id='Pg233'/>analogue, regularly required stimulants after playing
+a waltz. It mattered little what he played—polka,
+waltz, galop, or mazurka—whatever the tune, the
+couples all rotated more or less slowly about; so it
+was evidently an English gathering. At such impromptu
+dances there is always a strong desire to
+show off musical talent. No sooner did the hireling
+pianist desist than a little cluster gathered around the
+instrument, assured him that he must be tired, and
+volunteered to play. Finally he was induced to rest,
+and a young lady who knew <q>Rousseau’s Dream,</q>
+or some tune very like it, triumphantly seated herself
+and favoured the company with that air in waltz time,
+whereat the unsuccessful candidates for the seat smiled
+scornfully at each other, and rolled up their eyes, and
+would not dance. So they, in turn, triumphed, and the
+young lady blushed, and said she had never seen such
+a stupid set of people, and went away and sat by her
+parents, and thought the world was indeed hollow.
+The hireling came back, and all went on merrily again.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Chamouni dances</note>
+
+<p>
+In the yard outside the crowd increased. In the
+midst of the throng could be seen Maurer, resplendent
+in a shirt the front of which was like unto a petrified
+bath-towel, wearing a coat many sizes too large, his face
+beaming with smiles and shining from the effects
+of drinks offered in the spirit of good fellowship on
+all sides. Close by stood Burgener, displaying
+similar physiognomical phenomena, his natural free
+<pb n='234'/><anchor id='Pg234'/>movements hampered by the excessive tightness of some
+garments with which an admirer of smaller girth had
+presented him. Let us do justice to the guides of
+Chamouni, who might not unnaturally have found
+some cause for disappointment that the peak had
+been captured by strangers in the land. On this
+occasion, at any rate, they offered the hand of good
+fellowship, and listened with admiring attention while
+our guides, in an unknown tongue, expatiated on the
+difficulties and dangers they had successfully overcome—difficulties
+which did not appear to become
+less by frequent repetition. Let us leave them there.
+They did their work thoroughly well, and might be
+pardoned, under all the circumstances, for a little
+swagger.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The scene closes in</note>
+<p>
+The days grow shorter apace. The sun has barely
+time to make the ice peaks glisten, ere the cold
+shadows creep over again. Snow lies thick on ledge
+and cranny, and only the steepest mountain faces
+show dark through the powdery veil. Bleak night
+winds whistle around the beetling crags and whirl
+and chevy the wreathing snow-clouds, making weird
+music in these desolate fastnesses, while the glaciers
+and snow-fields collect fresh strength against the
+time when their relentless destroyer shall attack them
+once again at an advantage. The scene is changed.
+The clear air, the delicate purity of the Alpine tints
+are but recollections, and have given way to fog, mist,
+<pb n='235'/><anchor id='Pg235'/>slush, and smoke-laden atmosphere. Would you
+recall these mountain pictures? Draw close the
+curtains, stir the coals into an indignant crackling
+blaze, and fashion, in the rising smoke, the mountain
+vista. How easy it is to unlock the storehouse of the
+mind where these images are stowed away! how these
+scenes crowd back into the mind! What keener
+charm than to pass in review the memories of these
+simple, wholesome pleasures; to see again, as clear as
+in the reality, every ledge, every hand and foot-hold;
+to feel the fingers tingle and the muscles instinctively
+contract at the recollection of some tough scramble
+on rock or glacier? The pleasures of the Alps endure
+long after the actual experience, and are but invested;
+whether the interest can be derived by any one but
+the actual investor is a matter for others to decide.
+For my own part, I can only wish that any one could
+possibly derive a hundredth part of the pleasure in
+reading, that I have had in writing, of our adventures.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="7" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='236'/><anchor id='Pg236'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="VII. Bye-days in Alpine midlands"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="VII. Bye-days in Alpine midlands"/>
+<head>CHAPTER VII.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS</head>
+
+<argument><p rend="center">
+1. <hi rend='italic'>A Pardonable Digression.</hi>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On well-ordered intellects—The drawbacks of accurate memory—Sub-Alpine
+walks: their admirers and their recommendations—The
+<q>High Level Route</q>—The Ruinette—An infallible prescription
+for ill-humour—A climb and a meditation on grass slopes—The
+agile person’s acrobatic feats—The psychological effects of
+sunrise—The ascent of the Ruinette—We return to our mutton
+at Arolla—A vision on the hill-side.
+</p>
+
+<p rend="center">
+2. <hi rend='italic'>A Little Maiden.</hi>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Saas in the olden days—A neglected valley—The mountains drained
+dry—A curious omission—The Portienhorn, and its good points
+as a mountain—The chef produces a masterpiece—An undesirable
+tenement to be let unfurnished—An evicted family—A
+rapid act of mountaineering—On the pleasures of little climbs—The
+various methods of making new expeditions on one mountain—On
+the mountaineer who has nothing to learn, and his consequent
+ignorance.
+</p></argument>
+
+<div>
+ <index index="toc" level1="1. A pardonable digression"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="1. A pardonable digression"/>
+ <head>1. <hi rend='italic'>A Pardonable Digression.</hi></head>
+
+<p>
+There are some, and they are considered, on the
+whole, fortunate by less highly gifted individuals,
+who possess minds as accurately divided up into
+receptacles for the storage of valuable material as a
+honeycomb. Every scrap of information acquired
+by the owner of such a well-ordered intellect is duly
+<pb n='237'/><anchor id='Pg237'/>sifted, purged, ticketed, and finally pigeon-holed in
+its proper cell, whence it could undoubtedly be drawn
+out at any future time for reference, were it not for
+the fact that the pigeon-holes are all so very much
+alike that the geometrically minded man commonly
+forgets the number of the shelf to which he has
+relegated his item of knowledge. He need not really
+regret that this should be the case; persons with this
+exceedingly well-ordered form of mind are apt to be
+a little too precise for ordinary folk, and may even by
+the captious be rated as dull creatures. A love for
+the beautiful is not usually associated with excessively
+tidy habits of mind. An artist’s studio in apple-pie
+order would seem as unnatural as a legal document
+drawn up on æsthetic principles. If the truth be told,
+the picturesque is always associated with—not to
+mince matters—the dirty; and the city of Hygeia,
+however commendably free from the latter quality,
+would be but a dreary and unattractive town. Nor
+would it, as seems to be sometimes supposed, be quite
+a paradise to that terrible and minatory person, the
+sanitarian. On the contrary, he would probably be
+found dining with the undertaker—off approved
+viands—and the pair would be bewailing the hard
+times.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">On well-ordered intellects</note>
+
+<p>
+I knew a man once who was marvellously proud
+of a certain little cabinet, devoted to the reception of
+keys, all of which were arranged in a remarkably
+<pb n='238'/><anchor id='Pg238'/>orderly manner. He was fond of demonstrating the
+system, which seemed, in truth, highly business-like;
+but I lost faith one day in his method, on finding
+that he did not know the locks which the several
+keys were constructed respectively to open. It is
+with the mind’s eye as with the bodily eye. We
+are able only to focus sharply one thing at a time,
+and the beauty of a given view, from the physiological
+standpoint, consists in the softened indistinctness of
+all objects out of the range of absolute focus—a fact
+of which the early Florentine artists evinced a curious
+disregard, and which their modern imitators, who, at
+least in our scientific age, ought to know something
+of the elementary laws of optics, render themselves
+somewhat ridiculous by servilely copying. So is it
+also with the memory. A certain indistinctness of
+detail often renders the recollection even more pleasing;
+we may be able only to reproduce from the
+pigeon-hole, as it were, a rather indistinct, blotted-in
+impression, but as the artist would be fully justified
+in working up such a study into a finished picture, so
+may the writer be allowed also to elaborate from his
+mental sketch a complete work. Now, in wandering
+in those numerous districts in the mountains of Switzerland
+which cannot properly be classed as sub-Alpine,
+and yet are not lofty enough to warrant their
+explorer in dignifying his rambles by the term
+<q>climbing,</q> one great charm consists in the fact that,
+<pb n='239'/><anchor id='Pg239'/>while everything is pleasing, there is no distinct
+objective point that we are bidden to admire. The
+critical tendency is a very constant factor in human
+character, and the chief business the professional
+critic has to learn consists in finding out how far he
+may legitimately go, and how he may best say what
+he is called upon to express. Now even the least
+critical of our race, the gushing section of humanity,
+feel irresistibly disposed to cavil at anything they are
+told they must admire. Perhaps, though, it is not
+the critical attributes which come out on such occasions
+in them. Possibly it is but an example of that still more
+uniformly found characteristic of man and woman,
+a quality which, in the process of the descent of our
+species, has been handed down without the least alteration
+from such lower animals as the mule for instance,
+and for which, oddly enough, we have no proper term
+in our language this side of the water, but know it as
+<q>cussedness.</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The critical tendency</note>
+
+<p>
+Most travellers hear with a slight feeling of relief,
+on arriving at their destination and inquiring what
+there is to be seen, that there is nothing in particular,
+and the sub-Alpine walker has this charm perpetually
+with him. His expedition cannot fail, for it does not
+aim at any particular object on the attainment of which
+it depends whether he considers himself successful or
+not. These sub-Alpine walks and rambles form the background,
+the setting, the frame, and the surrounding
+<pb n='240'/><anchor id='Pg240'/>of the more sharply defined and more memorable
+high expeditions. Perhaps these are but the sentiments
+of advancing mountaineering age; certainly
+they may be heard most often from those who
+have reached that period of life when they no longer
+pay heed to wrinkles in their trousers, when they are
+somewhat exacting in the matter of club dinners, and
+when they object strongly to receiving assistance from
+younger folk in putting on their overcoats. Howbeit,
+as we may recall the statement made in the
+<q>Delectus,</q>—
+</p>
+ <lg>
+<l rend='margin-left: 10'>Neque semper arcum</l>
+<l>Tendit Apollo,</l>
+</lg>
+ <p>even so does the mountaineer occasionally relax his
+muscles, and find pleasure in the Alpine midlands.
+Moreover, the writer feels that the perpetual breathing
+of rarefied air may be apt to induce too great a strain
+on his readers, and recollects that a piano always
+tuned to concert pitch is not so harmonious an instrument
+as one occasionally unstrung; so some relief
+is at times necessary. Contrast, inasmuch as nature
+provides it on every hand, we may be sure is a thing
+for which man has an instinctive craving; and to my
+mind, at least, a picture in which rich colouring is
+introduced, and where the result of the blending is
+harmonious, is more satisfactory than the work which
+appeals by what I believe artists would call <q>tone.</q>
+The principle applies rather widely. We may have
+<pb n='241'/><anchor id='Pg241'/>observed that young ladies of prepossessing appearance
+love to be accompanied by dogs of repulsive
+mien. The costermonger, again, if possessed, as he
+always is, of a hoarse voice, is not completely equipped
+unless provided with a boy companion capable of
+sending forth in alternate measure the shrillest cries
+which the human larynx is capable of emitting.
+Thus may the pair better vaunt their wares, compel
+attention, and attract notice. The same objects, at
+any rate the latter two, influence an author, and not
+only in all cases, it would seem, when he is actually
+engaged in writing. So our expeditions, now to be
+described, may be looked upon as material for contrast,
+and may be skipped if thought fit—at any rate
+by purchasers—without risk of wounding the writer’s
+feelings.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The <q>High Level Route</q></note>
+
+<p>
+Some years ago we were travelling over that district
+of the Alps which to the true lover of mountain
+scenery can never become hackneyed—that is, the
+stretch of glacier land between Chamouni and Zermatt,
+first made known by Messrs. Foster, Jacomb,
+Winkfield, and others, and known to mountaineers as
+the <q>high-level route.</q> We had reached Monvoisin, then,
+possibly still, one of the cosiest and most comfortable
+little inns to be found among the mountains. An
+immense variety of first-rate glacier passes of moderate
+difficulty lie between this Val de Bagne and the Arolla
+valley; the Col de la Serpentine, the Col Gétroz, the
+<pb n='242'/><anchor id='Pg242'/>Col de Breney, the Col Chermontane, and others, all
+of high interest and varied scenery, tempt the walker
+according to his powers. We selected on this occasion
+the Col du Mont Rouge, having a design on the bold
+little peak towering just above the Col, and known as
+the Ruinette. This peak, it may be at once mentioned,
+was ascended for the first time in 1865 by Mr. Edward
+Whymper, a mountaineer who has never ceased happily
+to add to his spoils and trophies since in all parts of
+the globe, and who, unlike most of the clan, has kept
+in the front rank from the day he first climbed an
+Alpine slope.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">A prescription for ill-humour</note>
+<p>
+We arrived soaked through, and with deplorably
+short tempers, at the hotel at Monvoisin. Now tobacco
+has been vaunted as a palliative to persons
+in this emotional state. Liquid remedies, described
+by the vulgar-minded as <q>a drop of something
+short,</q> or, more tersely, <q>a wet,</q> have been recommended
+as tending to induce a healthier state
+of mind. But there is one specific remedy which
+never fails, and to this by tacit consent we at once
+resorted.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Even as one touch of nature has been stated, on
+reliable authority, to make the whole world kin, so
+may one touch of a lucifer match, if discreetly applied
+beneath well-seasoned logs, induce even in the most
+irritable and wearied individual a change of feeling
+and a calm contentment. As the logs crackled and
+<pb n='243'/><anchor id='Pg243'/>spluttered, hissing like angry cats, so did the prescription
+purge away, if not the evil humours, at any rate
+the ill-humour engendered by sore feet and damp
+raiment, till it vanished with the smoke up the
+chimney. As a matter of actual fact, however, it
+ought to be stated that the greater part of the smoke at
+first made its way into the room. Before long, assisted
+by a passable dinner, which acts on such conditions of
+mind as do the remedies known to the learned in
+medicine as <q>derivatives,</q> we waxed monstrous merry.
+We laughed heartily at our own jokes, and with almost
+equal fervour at those of other people—a very creditable
+state of feeling, as any who have associated much
+with facetiously disposed folk will be ready to acknowledge.
+As the evening wore on, and the fire burnt
+lower, we became more silent and thoughtful, watching
+the pale blue and green tongues of flame licking round
+the charred logs. There is a pleasure, too, in this
+state. No one felt disposed to break the charm of
+thoughtfulness in the company by throwing on fresh
+fuel. The fire had done its work, had helped matters
+on, had left things a little better than it found them—an
+epitome of a good and useful life. The embers fell
+together at last, throwing up but a few short-lived
+sparks; nothing remained but the recollection of what
+had been once so bright, and a heap of ashes—a fit
+emblem; for one of the party who was the life and
+soul of the expedition can never again join in body
+<pb n='244'/><anchor id='Pg244'/>with us in the Alps, or revisit those Alpine midlands
+he loved so keenly. We rose from our seats
+and threw back the curtains from the window. The
+mists had vanished, and with them all doubt and all
+uncertainty, while the stream of light from the full
+moon seemed a promise of peace and rest from elsewhere.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A meditation on grass slopes</note>
+
+<p>
+At an early period of a walk there is always the
+greatest objection to putting forth exertion, the result
+of which has almost immediately to be undone. That
+man is indeed robust, and possessed of three times
+the ordinary amount of brass, if he fails not to find
+it distasteful to walk up a hill at the end of an
+expedition, or down one at the commencement.
+The drawback to the commanding position of the
+hotel at Monvoisin lies in the fact that it is absolutely
+necessary to descend the hill to begin with,
+which always seems a sinful waste of energy, seeing
+that the grass slopes opposite, which are steep,
+have immediately afterwards to be climbed. The
+natural grass steps looked inviting, but in the language
+of the Portuguese dialogue book we found them
+all either <q>too long or much short.</q> One ascent over
+a grass slope is very much like another, and description
+in detail would be as wearisome as the slopes
+themselves often prove. Yet it is worthy of notice
+that there is an art to be acquired even in climbing
+grass slopes. We had more than one opportunity on
+<pb n='245'/><anchor id='Pg245'/>the present occasion of seeing that persons look
+supremely ridiculous if they stumble about, and we
+noticed also that, like a bowler when he has delivered
+a long hop to the off for the third time in one over,
+the stumbler invariably inspects the nails in his
+boots, a proceeding which deceives no one. It is quite
+easy to judge of a man’s real mountaineering capacity
+by the way in which he attacks a steep grass
+slope. The unskilful person, who fancies himself perfectly
+at home amongst the intricacies of an ice-fall,
+will often candidly admit that he never can walk with
+well-balanced equilibrium on grass, a form of vegetable
+which, it might be thought in many instances
+of self-sufficient mountaineers, would naturally suit
+them. There is often real danger in such places,
+and not infrequently the wise man will demand the
+use of the rope, especially when there are any tired
+members among the party. There is no better way
+of learning how to preserve a proper balance on a
+slope than by practising on declivities of moderate
+steepness, and it is astonishing to find how often
+those who think they have little to learn, or, still
+worse, believe that there is nothing to learn, will find
+themselves in difficulties on a mountain-side, and
+forced to realise that they have got themselves into
+a rather humiliating position. We may have seen
+before now, all of us, distinguished cragsmen to
+whom an ascent of the Weisshorn or Matterhorn
+<pb n='246'/><anchor id='Pg246'/>was but a mere stroll, utterly pounded in botanical
+expeditions after Edelweiss, and compelled to regain a
+position of security by very ungraceful sprawls, or,
+worse still, have to resort to the unpardonable alternative
+of asking for assistance. It is on such places that
+the skill born of constant practice is best shown in the
+peasant as contrasted with the amateur; but the latter
+could easily acquire the art, were he not, as a rule, too
+high and mighty to do so. It is a great point, too, if the
+expedition is to be thoroughly enjoyed, to transport
+one’s self over the earlier part of the day’s climb with
+the least possible amount of exertion. The art possibly
+resembles that which, I am told, is acquired by those
+of ill-regulated minds, whom the force of circumstances
+and the interests of society compel to exercise themselves
+for a certain number of hours daily in that
+form of unproductive labour exemplified in the
+machine known as the treadmill. No doubt the very
+ardent mountaineer might find that facilities would
+be accorded to him during such time as he cannot
+visit the Alps of practising this art in the manner
+indicated.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The agile person’s vagaries</note>
+
+<p>
+Before long, the smooth unbroken snow slope leading
+up to the Col du Mont Rouge, glistening like a
+sheet of amber-coloured satin in the light of early
+dawn, came into sight. One of the party, who had complained
+throughout of the slow pace at which he had
+been going, and who was already far ahead, now went
+<pb n='247'/><anchor id='Pg247'/>through a singular performance. Conceiving that
+he would stimulate us to greater exertion by displaying
+his own agility, he suddenly shot forth, as
+an arrow from the bow, and ran at great speed on to
+the snow slope. But he had misjudged the hardness
+of the snow. It fell out, therefore, that after two
+or three curious flounders his limbs suddenly shot
+out to all points of the compass. A desperate effort
+to recall his members under control resulted only in
+his suddenly coiling up into a little round ball, like
+a spider in a state of nervousness, and in that
+shape descending with considerable momentum, and
+not a few bumps, down the slope over some knobby
+stones and on to a fortunately placed little grass
+ledge. When we joined him a few minutes later, he
+observed unblushingly that he had found a capital
+place for breakfast. So have I seen a skater, after
+performing a few exercises of a somewhat violent
+nature, resembling the dances performed by nigger
+minstrels wearing excessively long boots, suddenly sit
+down and instantly adjust a perfectly correctly
+applied strap. On resuming our journey the agile
+member was firmly secured with a rope, for fear, as
+we told him, that he should become possessed with
+a sudden idea to hunt for a suitable place for
+luncheon by resorting to his previous tactics. Somewhat
+crestfallen, he took a place in the rear of the
+caravan, and condescended to make use of the little
+<pb n='248'/><anchor id='Pg248'/>notches scraped out by the leader in the hard
+snow.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Ascent of the Ruinette</note>
+
+<p>
+A few minutes later the full sunlight of early
+morning burst upon us, and produced, as it always
+does on such occasions, a feeling of supreme contempt
+for those slothful individuals who had not got up
+as early as we had. This moment of exhilaration
+is often the very best of a whole expedition, and is
+apt to lead, I know not why, to an ebullition of
+feeling, which usually takes the form of horse-play
+and practical joking. A series of gentle slopes led us
+up to the Col. Our ascent took us gradually round the
+base of the Ruinette, and we cast anxious glances to
+our right to see if any practicable line of rocks could
+be made out. The mountain is tolerably steep from
+this side, but the rocks are broken and were bare of
+snow. On the summit of the Col the party divided, the
+agile person and some of the others deciding that they
+would go straight on to Arolla, while Burgener and I
+bespoke the services of the porter, and made straight
+for the long buttress of rock running down almost
+directly to the Col on the north-west face of the
+mountain. Half an hour’s complicated scrambling
+resulted in our attaining a little level plateau of
+rock on the ridge. As we looked down on to the
+great snow-field from which the Gétroz glacier takes
+its origin, we perceived, far away, the forms of our
+companions looking like a flight of driven grouse
+<pb n='249'/><anchor id='Pg249'/>about a quarter of a minute after the sportsman has
+missed them with both barrels. No doubt they were
+enjoying themselves thoroughly, but from our point of
+view the sight of some four or five individuals walking
+along at ten-foot intervals with bowed heads and
+plodding gait did not suggest any very consummate
+pleasure. Rejoicing, therefore, that they were making
+nice tracks for us to follow later in the day, we turned
+again to the rocks above. Following always the ridge,
+we clambered straight up, and found opportunities
+for very pretty gymnastics (that is, from our own
+point of view) on this part of the mountain. Our
+object was to select rocks that would give good practice
+in climbing, rather than to pick out the easiest
+possible line, and as a result we got into more than
+one difficult place, difficult enough at any rate to
+demand much conversation on the part of the guides.
+In about three hours from the Col we found ourselves
+looking over the arête on to the southern side of the
+mountain with a very compact and varied view in all
+directions. Close by, the long ridge of the Serpentine
+formed a fine foreground, and a wide expanse of
+glacier district made up a tolerably wild panorama.
+A few minutes’ climbing along the crest landed us
+above a deep notch filled in with soft snow. Into
+this we plunged, and in another minute or two
+stood on the summit of the Ruinette. So far as we
+knew at the time, the mountain had not previously
+<pb n='250'/><anchor id='Pg250'/>been ascended from the northern side, and, indeed,
+the peak does not appear to be visited nearly so often
+as it deserves. Following for the most part the
+same line as that taken during the ascent, we regained,
+in about a couple of hours, the Col. Here
+we hunted diligently, seeking what we might devour,
+and feeling sure that our friends would have left us
+something as a reward for our energy. It transpired,
+however, subsequently, that the agile person’s exertions
+had provoked in him such an appetite that there
+was little if anything to leave, so we followed the
+tracks laid out in the snow, noticing with some
+concern that one member of the previous party had
+sunk at every step some eighteen inches deeper into
+the soft compound than anybody else. By the marks
+on the snow we perceived, also, that he had trailed
+his axe along by his side, a sure sign of weariness.
+By sunset we had gained the Pas de Chévres, and ran
+gaily down the gentle slope towards the hotel. A
+little distance from the building we came so suddenly
+upon a manly form, outstretched, like a stranded
+star-fish, on a mossy bank, that we almost leaped upon
+his stomach. Yet he moved not, and was apparently
+wrapped in slumber. We stopped and crept cautiously
+up to survey him more closely. It was the agile
+person.
+</p>
+</div><div>
+<pb n='251'/><anchor id='Pg251'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="2. A little maiden"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="2. A little maiden"/>
+<head>2. <hi rend='italic'>A Little Maiden.</hi></head>
+<note place="margin">Saas in the olden days</note>
+<p>
+In the old days of mountaineering, Saas was a
+place more often talked about than visited. The
+beauty of the scenery around was indeed unquestionable,
+the number of expeditions of every degree of difficulty
+seemed almost without limit, first-rate guides
+could be obtained with ease, and yet there was never
+any difficulty in finding quarters in the hotels. In
+ascending the main valley from Visp the great stream
+of travellers divided at Stalden into a large stream
+that made its way to Zermatt and a little rivulet that
+meandered along the much finer valley towards Saas
+and the Mattmark. It thus fell out that, notwithstanding
+a small body of indefatigable mountaineers
+had explored the higher peaks and passes on both
+sides of the valley with tolerable completeness, there
+was left a considerable number of smaller expeditions
+capable of providing good amusement for the climber
+desirous of acquiring fame or of exploring the less
+known districts. In these days, when the soaring
+ambition of mountaineers has led them to climb
+heights far greater than any found in the Alps, an
+account of an expedition of an unimportant peak may
+seem out of place. Indeed, its details were so devoid
+of sensational incident that the recital may be dull;
+but, as will appear directly, that is not the writer’s
+<pb n='252'/><anchor id='Pg252'/>fault; at any rate, he ventures to give it, for the same
+reason that invariably prompts youthful authors to
+write unnecessary books; that is, as they say in their
+preface, to supply a want long felt—a want, it may
+be stated, usually felt in their own pockets and nowhere
+else.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With every respect to the older generation
+of mountaineers, they are much to blame in one
+matter. The stock of Alpine jokes is scanty; indeed,
+a well-read author can get them all, with a little arrangement,
+into the compass of one short description
+of a day in the mountains. Again, the number of
+Alpine subjects lending themselves to facetiousness is
+but small. The supply has been proved beyond
+question entirely inadequate to meet the demand, but
+former writers have recklessly drawn on this limited
+stock and entirely exhausted the topics, if not the
+readers. Some allowance may therefore be made
+when the position is considered, and it is realised that
+the writer is endeavouring to patch together a fabric
+with materials almost too threadbare for use, and that
+he is compelled wholly to pass by such attractive topics
+as the early start and consequent ill-temper, the dirty
+porter, the bergschrund, the use of tobacco, or the
+flea. The last-mentioned beast is in fact now universally
+prohibited from intrusion into polite Alpine
+literature; he has had his day. But why? he has
+surely some right to the place. An eminent French
+<pb n='253'/><anchor id='Pg253'/>composer<note place="foot">Hector Berlioz.</note> has written a ballad in his honour; but
+though, as old Hans Andersen wrote, he was much
+thought of at one time, and occupied a high position,
+seeing that he was in the habit of mixing with the
+human race, and might even have royal blood in his
+veins, yet he is now deposed. I cannot forbear from
+paying a last tribute to the memory of a departing,
+though formerly constant, companion. To find oneself
+obliged to cut the acquaintance of a friend whom I have
+fed with my own hand must give rise to some qualms.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Unfortunately, too, the older writings are too well
+known of many to be dished up again in altered form,
+like a Sunday dinner in the suburbs; so that even
+the most common form of originality, videlicet, forgetfulness
+of the source from which you are borrowing,
+is forbidden. Plagiarism is a crime that seldom is
+allowed to pass undetected. There are many people
+in this world possessed of such a small amount of
+originality themselves, that they spend their whole
+time in searching for the want of that quality in
+others. The human inhabitants of the ark, unless
+they made the most of their unexampled opportunities
+for the study of natural history, must have become
+desperately bored with each other, and no doubt,
+when set free, said all the good things, each in their
+own independent nucleus of commencing society, which
+they had heard while immured. On the whole, it is
+<pb n='254'/><anchor id='Pg254'/>fortunate for writers that the period known as the
+dark ages came to pass; it allowed those who commenced
+their career on this side of the hiatus to make,
+on the old lines, a perfectly fresh start.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">A curious omission</note>
+<p>
+Perhaps no country in the world has had the
+minute topography of its uninhabited districts so
+thoroughly worked out as Switzerland. Beyond
+question the orography is more accurately given
+than anywhere else; in this respect, indeed, no
+other country can compare with it. It might seem,
+even to those who have studied the matter, almost
+impossible to find any corner of the Alps that has not
+been described; and the discovery that a few superficial
+square yards of Swiss territory, arranged on an
+incline, had not been discussed in detail came upon
+the writer with somewhat of a shock. It was clearly
+somebody’s duty to rectify the omission and fill the
+gap; whether the expedition was of importance from
+any point of view, or whether any one in the wide
+world had the smallest desire to read a description of
+it, was a matter of no moment whatever. There was
+a vacuum, and it was a thing abhorrent. The mountain,
+to which reference is made above, lies east of
+Saas, and is known to such of the inhabitants as have
+any knowledge of geography as the Portienhorn.
+Substantially this peak is the highest point of a long
+rocky ridge running north and south, and called the
+Portien Grat.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='255'/><anchor id='Pg255'/>
+
+<note place="margin">The chef’s masterpiece</note>
+
+<p>
+One fine evening we sat outside the inn at Saas
+just before dinner, seriously discussing the prospect
+of climbing this mountain. The guides were of
+opinion that we ought to sleep out, and surmised
+that the rocks might be found much more difficult
+than they looked. With some reluctance on our part
+<anchor id="corr255"/><corr sic="thier">their</corr> views were allowed to prevail on the point, and
+they started off in triumph, promising to return and
+report when all the necessary preparations for starting
+should be completed, while we went in to prepare ourselves
+for the next day by an early dinner. The inn
+in those days was somewhat rude, and the cuisine was
+not remarkable save for the extraordinary faculty
+possessed by the chef for cooking anything that happened
+to come in his way, and reducing it all to the
+same level of tastelessness. On the present occasion,
+however, stimulated, no doubt, by certain critical
+rebukes, he had determined to surpass himself.
+Towards the end of the repast, as we sat chewing
+some little wooden toothpicks, which were found to
+have more flavour than anything else placed on the
+table, we heard the chef cross the yard and go into
+a certain little outhouse. A few minutes later a
+subtle and delicate aroma made its way into the
+apartment, leading us, after a few interrogative sniffs,
+to get up and close the window. Gradually the
+savour became more pronounced, and one of the party
+gave expression to his opinion that there was now
+<pb n='256'/><anchor id='Pg256'/>satisfactory proof of the accuracy of his constant
+statement that the drains were out of order. Gradually
+intensifying, the savour assumed the decided
+character of a smell, and we looked out of window
+to see in which direction the cemetery lay. Stronger
+and stronger grew the perception as steps came
+mounting up the stairs; the door opened, and all
+doubt was set at rest as the chef entered, bearing
+proudly a large cheese. In a moment, to his dismay,
+he was left undisputed master of the apartment.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">An evicted family</note>
+<p>
+We left Saas equipped as for a serious expedition.
+A stout rustic, who was the most preternaturally ugly
+man I ever saw, led the way; he had a very large
+mouth and an odd-shaped face, so that he resembled
+a frog with a skewer wedged across inside his cheeks.
+On his back he bore a bag full of very spiky straw,
+which the guides said was a mattress. In about an
+hour’s time we arrived at a carelessly built chalet on
+the Almagel Alp, of which the outside was repulsive
+and the inside revolting. But the experienced mountaineer,
+on such occasions, is not easily put out, and
+exhibits very little astonishment at anything he may
+see, and none at anything that he may smell. The
+hut consisted of a single apartment, furnished with a
+fireplace and a bed. The fireplace was situated in
+the centre of the room; the couch was separated by
+a dilapidated hoarding from a shed tenanted by a
+cow of insatiable appetite—indeed, it may have been
+<pb n='257'/><anchor id='Pg257'/>originally designed as a manger. The bed, which
+accommodated apparently the family of the tenant,
+was found on actual measurement to be forty-eight
+inches in length and twenty in width; nevertheless
+the two guides packed themselves into it, adopting in
+their recumbent position the theory that if you keep
+your head and your feet warm you are all right. By
+the flickering gleams of firelight it could be perceived
+through the smoke that these were the only portions
+of their frames actually in the bed owing to its excessive
+shortness; but guides share, with babies in
+perambulators, a happy faculty of being able to sleep
+peacefully whatever be the position of their heads.
+The dispossessed family of the tenant would not
+submit, notwithstanding strong remarks, to summary
+eviction, and watched our proceedings with much
+interest. It was pointed out to them that curiosity
+was a vicious quality, that it had been defined as
+looking over other people’s affairs and overlooking
+one’s own, and that, on the whole, they had better
+retire, which they did reluctantly, to a little shed in
+which was a large copper pot with other cheese-making
+accessories. Apparently they spent the night in
+scouring the copper pot.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The mattress proved to be so tightly packed that
+it was easier, on the whole, to lie awake under it than
+to sleep on the top of it, and less painful. About
+4 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> one of the guides incautiously moved his head,
+<pb n='258'/><anchor id='Pg258'/>and having thus disturbed his equilibrium fell heavily
+on to the floor. Thereupon he woke up and said it
+was time to start. We bade a cheerful adieu to our
+host, who was obtaining such repose as could be got
+by the process of leaning against the doorpost, and
+made our way upwards.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the south side of the Portienhorn a long and
+rough rocky ridge, preserving a tolerably uniform
+height, extends as far as the Sonnighorn. Ultimately
+the ridge, still running in a southerly direction,
+curves slightly round to the west up to the
+Monte Moro, and thus forms the head of the Saas
+valley. There are several unimportant peaks in this
+ridge perhaps equally worthy, with the Portienhorn,
+of a place in literature; but of all the points south of
+the Weissmies this Portienhorn is perhaps the most
+considerable, and certainly the most difficult of access.
+At any rate, we climbed the peak, and this is how we
+did it.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A short cut after a knife</note>
+
+<p>
+It was clear that the southern ridge was more
+feasible than the northern one, which drops to a col
+known as the Zwischbergen Pass, and then rises
+again to merge into the mass of the Weissmies. The
+whole of the western slope of the Portienhorn is
+covered by the Rothblatt Glacier, the ice of which is
+plastered up against its sides. We kept to the left of
+the termination of this glacier, and after a brief look
+round turned our steps away from the rock buttress
+<pb n='259'/><anchor id='Pg259'/>forming the northern boundary of the glacier, though
+we were of opinion that we might by this line ascend
+the mountain; but we nevertheless selected the southern
+ridge, on the same principle that the sportsman,
+perfectly capable of flying across any obstacle, however
+high, sometimes, out of consideration no doubt for his
+horse, elects to follow somebody else through a gap.
+In good time we reached a point about halfway up
+the side of the mountain, and halted at the upper
+edge of a sloping patch of snow. It was fortunate
+that we had ample time to spare, for considerable
+delay was experienced here. Burgener had become
+newly possessed of a remarkable knife, which he was
+perpetually taking out of his pocket and admiring
+fondly; in fact, it provided material for conversation
+to the guides for the whole day. The knife was an
+intricate article, and strikingly useless, being weak in
+the joints; but nevertheless Burgener was vastly
+proud of the weapon, and valued it as much as an
+ugly man does a compliment. In the middle of
+breakfast the treasure suddenly slipped out of his
+hand, and started off down the slope. With a yell of
+anguish he bounded off after it, and went down the
+rocks in a manner and at a pace that only a guide in
+a state of excitement can exhibit. The incident was
+trivial, but it impressed on me the extraordinary
+powers of sure-footedness and quickness on rocks that
+a good guide possesses. An amateur might have
+<pb n='260'/><anchor id='Pg260'/>climbed after these men the whole day, and have
+thought that he was nearly as good as they, but he
+could no more have gone down a couple of hundred
+feet as this guide did without committing suicide,
+than he could have performed a double-three backwards
+the first time he put on skates. He might, indeed, have
+gone backwards, but he would not have achieved his
+double-three. Turning northwards the moment we
+were on the arête, we made our way, with a good deal
+of scrambling, upwards. The rocks were firm and
+good, and, being dry, gave no great difficulty. Still
+they were far from easy, and now and again there
+were short passages sufficiently troublesome to yield
+the needed charm to a mountain climb, difficult
+enough at any rate to make us leave our axes behind
+and move one at a time. But how have the times
+altered since our expedition was made! Nowadays
+such a climb would be more fitly mentioned casually
+after dinner as <q>a nice little walk before church,</q> <q>a
+capital after-breakfast scramble,</q> <q>a stroll strongly recommended
+to persons of an obese habit,</q> and so forth.
+Nevertheless, there is a very distinct pleasure in
+climbing up a peak of this sort—greater, perhaps, than
+may be found on many of the more highly rated,
+formidable, and, if the truth be told, fashionable
+mountains; for the expedition was throughout interesting,
+and the contrast between the view to the west
+where the Mischabelhörner reared up their massive
+<pb n='261'/><anchor id='Pg261'/>forms, and to the east looking towards Domo d’Ossola
+and the Italian lake district, was one to repay a
+climber who has eyes as well as limbs. The crest
+was in places tolerably sharp, and we were forced at
+times to adopt the expedient, conventionally supposed
+to be the only safe one in such cases, of bestriding
+the rock edge. It should be stated, however, that,
+as usual on such occasions, when we desired to progress
+we discarded this position, and made our way
+onwards in the graceful attitude observed at the seaside
+in those who are hunting on the sand for marine
+specimens. And thus we arrived ultimately at the
+top, where we gave way to a properly regulated amount
+of subdued enthusiasm, proportionate to the difficulty
+and height of the vanquished mountain. No trace of
+previous travellers could be found on the summit. It
+was a maiden ascent. Doubtless the mythical and
+ubiquitous chamois-hunter had been up before us, for
+at the time I write of the district was noted for
+chamois; but even if he had, it makes no difference.
+We have found it long since necessary to look upon
+ascents stated to have been made by chamois-hunters
+as counting for nothing, and in the dearth of new peaks
+in the Alps, have to resort to strange devices and
+strained ideas for novelty. Thus, a mountain in the
+present day can be the means of bringing glory and
+honour to many climbers. For instance:—
+</p>
+
+<pb n='262'/><anchor id='Pg262'/>
+
+ <table rend="tblcolumns:'l lw(20m) lw(45m)'">
+ <row>
+ <cell>A</cell>
+ <cell>climbs it</cell>
+ <cell>First ascent.</cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>B</cell>
+ <cell>ascends it</cell>
+ <cell>First recorded ascent.</cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>C</cell>
+ <cell>goes up it</cell>
+ <cell>First ascent from the other side.</cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>D</cell>
+ <cell>combines A and C’s
+ expedition</cell>
+ <cell>First time that the peak has
+ been <q>colled.</q></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>E</cell>
+ <cell>scrambles up the
+ wrong way</cell>
+ <cell>First ascent by the E.N.E.
+ arête.</cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>F</cell>
+ <cell>climbs it in the ordinary
+ way</cell>
+ <cell>First ascent by an Englishman,
+ or first ascent without guides.</cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>G</cell>
+ <cell>is dragged up by his
+ guides</cell>
+ <cell>First real ascent; because all
+ the others were ignorant of
+the topographical details, and
+G’s peak is nearly three feet
+higher than any other point.
+</cell>
+ </row>
+ </table>
+
+<p>
+Many more might be added; probably in the
+future many more will, for, in modern mountaineering
+phrase, the Portienhorn <q>goes all over.</q> By 4 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi>
+we were back again in the Saas valley.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It seems, as I write, only yesterday that all this
+happened. But a regular revolution has really taken
+place. There can be no question, I think, that fewer
+real mountaineers are to be found in the old <q>playground</q>
+than formerly. Still, there are not wanting
+climbers, all of them apparently of the first rank.
+For among the high Alps now, even as on the dramatic
+stage of to-day, there are no amateurs.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The amateur</note>
+
+<p>
+A curious human fungus that has grown up
+<pb n='263'/><anchor id='Pg263'/>suddenly of late is the emancipated schoolboy spoken
+of by a certain, principally feminine, clique of admirers
+as <q>such a wonderful actor, you know.</q> Very learned
+is he in the technicalities of the stage. The perspiring
+audience in the main drawing-room he alludes to as
+<q>those in front.</q> He knows what <q>battens</q> are, and
+<q>flies,</q> and <q>tormentors,</q> and <q>spider-traps.</q> He endeavours
+to imitate well-known actors, but does not
+imitate the laborious process by which these same
+artists arrive at successful results. But we all know
+him, and are aware also, at any rate by report, of his
+overweening vanity, and the manner in which he
+intrudes his conception of <q>Hamlet</q> or <q>Richelieu</q>
+on a longsuffering public. Without the slightest
+knowledge technically of how to walk, talk, sit down,
+go off, or come on, he rushes on the boards possessed
+solely of such qualifications for his task as may arise
+in a brain fermenting with conceit. Critics he regards
+as persons existing solely for the purpose of crushing
+him, and showing ill-tempered hostility born of envy.
+The judicious, if they accept and weakly avail themselves
+of orders, can but grieve and marvel that there
+should exist that curious state of folly which prompts
+a man to exhibit it before the world, or even to thrust
+it upon his fellow-creatures. Some men are born
+foolish—a pity, no doubt, but the circumstances are
+beyond their own control; some achieve a reputation
+for lack of wisdom, and even make it pay; but some
+<pb n='264'/><anchor id='Pg264'/>thrust their folly on others, and to such no quarter
+need be given. The self-constituted exponent of a
+most difficult art is not a whit more ridiculous than
+the boy or man who rushes at a difficult peak before
+he has learnt the elements of mountaineering science.
+A man may become a good amateur actor if he will
+consent to devote his leisure to ascertaining what
+there is to learn, and trying to learn it; and a man
+may become a good mountaineer by adopting the
+same line of action. But this is rarely the case. Too
+often they forget that, as a late president of the
+Alpine Club remarked, <q>life is a great opportunity,
+not to be thrown away lightly.</q> It is said sometimes
+by unreflecting persons that such institutions as the
+Alpine Club are responsible for the misfortunes and
+calamities that have arisen from time to time, and
+may still arise. But there has been a good example
+set if recruits would only turn to it; for the mountaineers
+in the old style, speaking of a generation
+that climbs but little in these days, did what it is
+the fashion now to call their <q>work</q> thoroughly—too
+thoroughly and completely, perhaps, to please altogether
+their successors. Novelty in the mountains of Switzerland
+may be exhausted, but there are still too
+many expeditions of which, because they have been
+done once or twice, the danger is not adequately
+recognised. If these remarks, written in no captious
+spirit, but rather with the strongest desire to lay
+<pb n='265'/><anchor id='Pg265'/>stress on truths that are too often ignored, should
+lead any aspiring but unpractised mountaineer to
+pause and reflect before he tries something beyond
+his strength and capabilities, some little good will at
+least have been done. It is not that the rules are
+unknown; they are simple, short, ready to hand, and
+intelligible; but the penalty that may be exacted for
+breaking any of them is a terribly heavy one—<hi rend='italic'>absit
+omen.</hi>
+</p>
+</div>
+</div><div type="chapter" n="8" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='266'/><anchor id='Pg266'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="VIII. A sentimental Alpine journey"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="VIII. A sentimental Alpine journey"/>
+<head>CHAPTER VIII.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+Long <q>waits</q> and entr’actes—The Mont Buet as an unknown
+mountain—We hire carriages—A digression on a stationary
+vehicle—A straggling start—The incomplete moralist—The niece
+to the moralist—A discourse on gourmets—An artistic interlude—We
+become thoughtful, and reach the height of sentiment and
+the top of the Mont Buet—Some other members of the party—The
+mountaineers perform—How glissading ambition did o’erleap
+itself—A vision on the summit—The moralist leaves us for
+a while—Entertainment at the Bérard Chalet—View of the
+Aiguille Verte—The end of the journey.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+A fair critic—in the matter of sex—discussing a
+recently published work with the author, remarked
+that it was the most charming book she had ever
+read. <q>I was told it would not interest me,</q> she
+remarked most seriously to him, <q>but really I found
+it delightful: there are such lovely wide margins to
+the pages, you know.</q> On much the same principle a
+highly intelligent lady, noted for her theatrical discrimination,
+once remarked that she liked those
+theatres best which afforded the longest entr’actes.
+So in the Alps we felt from time to time the necessity,
+between the more stirring episodes resulting from
+<pb n='267'/><anchor id='Pg267'/>higher mountaineering, to interpose minor expeditions,
+on which no less care and thought was often lavished
+to make them worthy of pursuit. These were our
+entr’actes. Of such expeditions it is customary to say
+that they are the most enjoyable of any undertaken.
+Without going so far as this, it may be conceded that
+they have a pleasure of their own, and it is at least
+no more difficult to discover a novel form of sub-Alpine
+expedition than to vary the details of a big
+climb. One of these episodes, undertaken while we
+were barred from the higher mountains by a fall
+of snow, consisted in a night attack on the Mont
+Buet.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Mont Buet</note>
+
+<p>
+Now the Mont Buet, although it lies close to the
+regular highway to Chamouni from the Rhone valley,
+is a peak but rarely even seen of the ordinary tourist;
+and, considering the numbers of our countrymen
+that flock to the village whence they imagine that
+they see the summit of Mont Blanc, the English folk
+who make the ascent are strangely few. Yet the walk
+is not a laborious one; not more fatiguing, for
+example, than the tramp from Martigny to Chamouni
+over the Col de Balme on a hot day. Fashion in the
+mountains is very conservative, and probably it is too
+late in the day now to hope that this mountain will
+ever gain all the reputation it deserves, for, though
+comparatively unknown, its praises have been by no
+means left unsung. Possibly the lowness of the guides’
+<pb n='268'/><anchor id='Pg268'/>tariff for the peak may have something to do with the
+matter, and may serve to explain why it is so much
+left out in the cold; for this is a very potent agent
+in determining the attractiveness of special localities.
+How many go to Chamouni, and never wander along
+one of the most beautiful sylvan paths in the Alps,
+that leads to the Glacier des Bossons through the
+woods, where the view, as the spectator suddenly finds
+himself confronted with the huge stream of pure
+glacier, topped by a most magnificent ice-fall, and
+backed by the crags of the Aiguille du Midi, compares
+by no means unfavourably with the more frequently
+photographed panorama from the Montanvert. Ask
+a dozen persons at haphazard who are staying at
+Chamouni where the Mont Buet is, and ten out of the
+number will be unable to answer you. But the
+pictures hung on the line are not invariably the best
+in an exhibition; and the Mont Buet is a masterpiece,
+so to speak, <q>skied.</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">We hire carriages</note>
+
+<p>
+Our party that summer at Chamouni was a large
+one, for we had stayed a long time in the hotel, and
+knew, as the phrase goes, a great many to speak to—quite
+a different thing to answering for them. We
+conceived the plan of so timing our modest expedition
+as to arrive on the summit of the Mont Buet about
+sunset. It was agreed by some members of the party
+that it would be <q>such fun, you know,</q> to come down
+in the dark. The inference to be gathered from this
+<pb n='269'/><anchor id='Pg269'/>is that the party was not exclusively composed of the
+male sex. Two of us, reputed to be good at a bargain,
+were deputed to charter carriages to convey
+the members of the expedition up to Argentière,
+where the ascent commenced. The carriages of
+Chamouni, though no doubt practical and well suited
+to the mountain roads, were not found to be of
+uniform excellence. Availing ourselves of a proper
+<anchor id="corr269"/><corr sic="in roduction">introduction</corr>, we made the temporary acquaintance
+of an individual interested officially in vehicular
+traffic, who possessed that remarkable insight into
+character noticeable in all who are concerned with
+horses, and knew exactly what we wanted without any
+preliminary explanation on our part. <q>Voilà votre
+affaire,</q> he said, and indicated a machine that would
+have been out of date when the first <hi rend='italic'>char-à-banc</hi> was
+constructed. We inquired if the somewhat unsavoury
+load (it had, apparently, been in recent requisition
+for farming purposes) which the cart contained might
+be removed, and he said there was no objection to
+this. <q>See,</q> said the proprietor, <q>the seats have
+backs.</q> <q>But they tip up,</q> we remonstrated. <q>That
+is nothing,</q> rejoined the proprietor; <q>they can be tied
+down: the carriage is good, and has gone many miles.
+However, Monsieur is evidently particular; he shall
+be satisfied. Behold!</q> and the proprietor threw
+open the creaking door of a shed, and revealed to
+our gaze a pretentious landau with faded linings and
+<pb n='270'/><anchor id='Pg270'/>wheels which did not seem to be circular. This
+<q>machine,</q> he assured us, it would be hard to equal
+for locomotive purposes. Two strange beasts were
+connected to it, chiefly, as it seemed, by bits of string.
+One of the animals was supported on two very puffy
+hind legs and two very tremulous fore-legs, and
+seemed perpetually on the point of going down on
+its knees to supplicate that it might be allowed to go
+no further. Its companion was a horse of the most
+gloomy nature, that no amount of chastisement could
+stir from a despondent and pensive frame of mind.
+Both these treasures had a capacity for detecting an
+upward incline that was marvellously acute. Then
+there was a structure like a magnified perambulator,
+of which one wheel was afflicted with a chronic propensity
+for squeaking, while the other described a
+curious serpentine track as it rolled along. Not
+being, however, in any particular hurry, we decided
+to avail ourselves of such assistance as these vehicles
+might afford, and did, as a matter of fact, ultimately
+reach our destination, if not in, at least with them.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The incomplete moralist</note>
+
+<p>
+From Argentière we followed the familiar track of
+the Tête Noire for some little distance, and then bore
+away to the left up the valley leading towards the Bérard
+Chalet. The party, which had kept well together for
+the first few minutes after parting with the carriages,
+were soon straggling off in every direction, and the
+chief organiser of the expedition, desperately anxious
+<pb n='271'/><anchor id='Pg271'/>lest some should go astray and be no more found, ran
+to and fro from one little group to another, and got
+into a highly excitable frame of mind, like a busily
+minded little dog when first taken out for a walk.
+Chief among the more erratic members was an
+elderly person who had, unwisely, been asked to join
+the party for no very definite reason, but because
+some one had said that it would be obviously incomplete
+without him. The old gentleman had no
+previous experience of mountain walks, but had very
+complete theories on the subject. He had made
+great preparations for his day’s climb, had carefully
+dieted himself the day previously, and was not a little
+proud of his equipment and attire. He was furnished
+with a spiked umbrella, a green tin box, and
+a particularly thin pair of boots; for he wished to
+prove the accuracy of a theory that man, being
+descended from the apes, might properly use his feet
+as prehensile members, and he held that this additional
+aid would prove valuable on rocks. It was currently
+reported, notwithstanding his loquacity, that he was
+a very wise person, and indeed he dropped hints himself,
+which he was much annoyed if we did not take,
+on the subject of a projected literary work. We were
+given to understand that the publishers were all
+hankering after the same, and he had a manner in
+conversation of tentatively quoting passages and
+watching eagerly for the effects. He was known to
+<pb n='272'/><anchor id='Pg272'/>us as the incomplete moralist, and proved to be a
+very didactic person.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The niece to the moralist</note>
+
+<p>
+But this was not all; there was one other member
+of the party, who may be described, as in the old-fashioned
+list of the <q>Dramatis Personæ,</q> as <q>niece to
+the moralist.</q> Somehow or another, she seemed to
+lead everything; instinctively all gave way to her
+wishes, and even the chief organiser looked to her for
+confirmation of his opinions before enunciating them
+with decision. Bright, impulsive, wilful, she led the
+moralist, subjectively speaking, whither she would, and
+he had no chance at all. <q>She ought not to have
+come at all on such an expedition,</q> he said, looking at
+the light, fragile form ahead; <q>but you know you can’t
+persuade a butterfly to take systematic exercise, and
+everything seems to give her so much pleasure;</q> and
+here the moralist looked rather wistful, and somehow
+the artificiality seemed to fade away from him for the
+moment. <q>Such of us,</q> he resumed, <q>as stay long
+enough in this world cease to have much hopefulness;
+and when that quality shows up too strong in the
+young, such as that child yonder, somehow I don’t
+think they often——</q> Here he paused abruptly, and,
+selecting a meat lozenge from a store in his tin box,
+put it into his mouth and apparently swallowed it at
+once; at any rate, he gulped down something. It
+must be allowed that the moralist had done his best
+to prevent his charge from accompanying the party.
+<pb n='273'/><anchor id='Pg273'/>She had been reminded of what learned doctors had
+said, that she was not to exert herself; that certain
+persons, vaguely alluded to, would be very angry, and
+so forth. The moralist had been talked down in two
+minutes. He might as well have pointed out to
+the little budding leaflets the unwisdom of mistaking
+warm days in March for commencing summer; and,
+finally, he had surrendered at discretion, fencing himself
+in with some stipulations as to warm cloaks,
+<q>this once only,</q> and the like, which he knew would
+not be attended to. So she came, and her eager
+brightness shed a radiance over the most commonplace
+objects, and infected the most prosaic of the
+party, even a young lady of varied accomplishments,
+who distinguished herself later on. After all, if the
+flame burned a little more brightly at the expense of
+a limited stock of fuel, was there anything to regret?
+Tone down such brightness as hers was, and you have
+but an uncut diamond, or a plant that may possibly
+last a little longer because its blossom, its fruit, and
+with them its beauties, have been cut off to preserve
+the dull stem to the utmost. Check the natural
+characteristics and outflow of such natures, and you
+force them to the contemplation of what is painful
+and gloomy. You bring them back fully to this
+world, and it is their greatest privilege to be but half
+in it, and to have eyes blind to the seamy side. The
+Alpine rose-glow owes its fascination to the fact that
+<pb n='274'/><anchor id='Pg274'/>we know it will soon fade. So is it with these natures.
+They are to be envied. We may hold it truth with
+him who sings, <q>Better fifty years of Europe than a
+cycle of Cathay.</q> But the parallel is not strictly
+true: the brightness will not fade, but will be there
+to the end, and the streak of sadness running through
+it all gives the fascination. So the wit that approaches
+nearest to pathos touches us most deeply, and is one
+of the rarest of intellectual talents. With what a
+thrill of mixed, but yet pleasurable, sensation do we
+recall the timely jest of a lost friend. But all this
+has nothing to do with a holiday expedition in the
+Alps. Still, it must be remembered, we were on a
+sentimental journey in the mountains.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Before long the chief organiser, seizing an opportunity
+when most of the stragglers were within earshot,
+announced at the top of his voice that luncheon
+would be served on certain flat rocks. This had the
+immediate effect of uniting our scattered forces. The
+first to arrive (the moralist was slow of foot) were
+some gallant members of the high mountaineering
+fraternity, who throughout the day evinced astounding
+activity, and an unwonted desire to carry burdens
+on their backs. Secretly they were burning with an
+ambition to display their prowess on some <q>mauvais
+pas,</q> or glissade, an ambition rewarded later on in a
+somewhat remarkable manner. The rock was spread,
+the moralist selected a comfortable place, and,
+stimu<pb n='275'/><anchor id='Pg275'/>lated by the appearance of the viands, favoured us
+with certain extracts.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A discourse on gourmets</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>There are many,</q> he observed, holding a large
+piece of pie to his mouth and eyeing it to select an
+appropriate place for the next bite, <q>who hold that
+the sense of taste is not one to which we should much
+minister. I do not hold with such;</q> and here he
+found the right spot, and for a minute or two the
+thread of his discourse was broken off. <q>The painter
+blends colours to please the sense of sight; the
+musician studies harmonies of sound to please the
+ear; each appeals to but one of our imperfect senses,
+and yet we think much of them for so doing; we
+compliment them, and give them the appellation of
+artists. Now the worthy person who dexterously
+compounded this article, of which, alas! I hold now
+but little in my hand, appeals not to a single but to
+a twofold sense; he ministers alike to taste and to
+smell, and I must own, after a toilsome walk, with
+commendable results. He is an artist in the highest
+sense of the word; his merits, to my thinking, are
+but inadequately recognised in this world. I am convinced
+that they will be more so in another. The
+gourmet’s paradise shall provide for him a cherubic
+state of existence; then shall he have all the pleasure
+that the palate can afford without any ill-omened
+presage of subsequent discomfort; for, thrice happy
+that he will be, digestion will be an anatomical
+<pb n='276'/><anchor id='Pg276'/>impossibility.</q> It may be remarked parenthetically
+that the possession of a gigantic brain had not
+obviated, in the case of the moralist, the deleterious
+effects of sour wine. But the moralist was not, as yet,
+much of a cherub.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the speaker showed unmistakable signs of
+continuing his discourse, which had been chiefly
+directed at a youth of whom we only knew that he
+was some one’s brother, if the opportunity were
+afforded, a sudden and general move was made, and
+the proposal that a short adjournment should take
+place previous to resuming our upward journey found
+instant favour. The chief organiser was by common
+consent left to pack up. Straightway the ladies all
+produced little sketch-books, and fell very vigorously
+to recording their impressions of the scenery around;
+whilst the moralist, already somewhat stiff, wandered
+from one group to the other and favoured them with
+his suggestions. The result of half an hour’s work
+with pencil and brush was to produce diagrams of
+certain objects which looked uncommonly like telegraph
+poles with cross bars attached, but which were
+coloured of a vivid green, and were thus obviously
+intended for fir trees. The moralist, not finding that
+his remarks were met with much favour by the artists,
+selected an ascetic who sat apart from the others, and
+delivered his next discourse into his inattentive but
+uncomplaining ear.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='277'/><anchor id='Pg277'/>
+
+<note place="margin">An artistic interlude</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>It seems strange to me,</q> he remarked, <q>that those
+who are wholly unable to depict, even in the most
+elementary manner, the commonplace objects around
+them, are for ever seen in the Alps striving after the
+most impossible art problems. If so great a stimulus
+is needed, a poor result may be confidently anticipated.</q>
+(Here the moralist made a fourth attempt to
+light a very curious native cigar.) <q>If it takes the
+sight of Nature in her sublimest phase, as seen in the
+Alps, to stimulate our friends here to show their art,
+why, then they haven’t much of it. A milestone
+should be sufficient for the purpose, but it seems that
+they require a Matterhorn; and it may be gathered,
+from what I have heard you and your companions
+say, that what is true of Alpine art is true also of
+Alpine climbing, and that the <hi rend='italic'>dilettanti</hi> will never take
+the trouble to learn how much there is to learn. Our
+friends here try to paint a glacier, and have not the
+most elementary idea of its anatomy. They represent
+vast panoramas, and know nothing of distance;
+they——</q> But here the moralist, in the excitement of
+his discourse, turned a little white, probably from the
+depth of his feelings; and, throwing away his cigar,
+walked off alone, and was discovered shortly after
+perspiring a good deal, and crumpled up in a somewhat
+limp and helpless state.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The books were packed up, for the sun was setting
+low, and the party wended their way up the steep
+<pb n='278'/><anchor id='Pg278'/>grass slope till the first great dome of the Mont Buet
+came well into sight. Far ahead was the niece,
+seemingly unconscious of the effects that the exertion
+of climbing told on her slight frame. She was apparently
+unaware of any companions around, though
+watchful eyes and strong hands were always near lest
+any mischance should befall. She spoke to no one.
+Nature absorbed all her faculties as she went on with
+cheeks rather flushed, and bright, dilated eyes drinking
+in every object and every point of beauty. As an
+artist in the exercise of his craft makes the outside
+world acquainted with beauties ever present to his
+eyes, so did the effect on her of the wondrous lights
+and shades and colours around call up new thoughts
+and reveal fresh marvels in the panorama to others,
+though well acquainted with such Alpine scenes.
+The spell caught one after another, till the whole
+party, all held by the same unsuspected fascination,
+walked silently on, while the majestic splendour
+around inspired an awe in the mind that even those
+most familiar with the marvels of nature in the
+mountains had never felt before. The mere recognition
+of the fact that the same thought or emotion
+is passing simultaneously through the minds of many
+is in itself so striking, that the impression so caused
+will not ever be effaced from the mind. A crowded
+hall is waiting for the advent of the orator of the
+occasion, and there enters an old man whose name
+<pb n='279'/><anchor id='Pg279'/>and work were familiar to all. Instantly, and as if
+by magic, all present rose to their feet in token of
+respect. No word was spoken, no signal given. The
+matter may seem slight, but the scene was one that
+those present will never forget. The most hideous
+part of the punishment in the old days to the criminal
+must have been the moment when, as he stepped
+through the last door, the sea of faces below him
+upturned simultaneously with a howl of execration.
+And all these thoughts were called up by the fact that
+one consumptive girl was a member of our mountain
+party. Well, such was the case, and it made the
+expedition different in many ways from any that we
+had ever undertaken, but not perhaps the less worthy
+of remembrance.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">We become thoughtful</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>It looks a long way off,</q> observed the moralist,
+gazing despondently upwards. <q>Do you say that the
+object of our expedition is to climb up to that eminence
+yonder? I fear lest some of the weaker
+members of the party should fail.</q> (The moralist was
+now the penultimate member of the party, the absolute
+rear being brought up by one of the guides, who was
+pushing him up with the head of his axe. The youth
+to whom he was in the habit of addressing his
+discourses had in a revengeful mood offered similar
+assistance; but the youth wore such a saturnine look
+when he made the suggestion, that it was declined
+hastily with thanks.) <q>I think that if I took a little
+<pb n='280'/><anchor id='Pg280'/>wine</q>—here he took all that was left—<q>this feeling of
+disinclination to move might conceivably pass off, and
+I could then encourage some of the others on what is
+clearly to them an arduous expedition. Ah me! but
+these little stones are excessively sharp to the feet;
+let us turn off on to the snow. I have heard that it is
+possible to walk uphill on such a medium, and yet
+scarce recognise the fact.</q> By this time most of the
+party were well on to the first summit, and the glories
+of the sunset, from a point of view which it would be
+hard to match in all the mountains, were beginning to
+display themselves to the full. The higher we ascended
+the more did the eternal mass of white snow on the
+other side of the valley develop and tower above us.
+Two or three of the more active members were
+floundering in the deep snow along the ridge uniting
+the two summits, and finding it, if the truth be told,
+no small matter to keep pace with the niece, who
+skimmed lightly over the surface. Gallantry and the
+desire to keep up their reputation forbade that they
+should fall to the rear, or allow the rope to tighten
+unduly; but their superior mountaineering experience
+seemed not a little in danger of being counterbalanced
+by their superior weight. All over the rocks on the
+Sixt side a thin grey veil of mist seemed to hang,
+making the cliffs appear still more vertical than nature
+had moulded them, and tinting the crags at the same
+time with a deep purple colour.
+</p><anchor id="fig282"/>
+<pgIf output='txt'><then>
+ <p rend="ill">[Illustration: A VISION ON A SUMMIT]</p>
+</then><else>
+ <p><figure url="images/illo_180.jpg" rend="w80"><head>A VISION ON A SUMMIT</head>
+ <figDesc>A vision on a summit</figDesc></figure></p></else></pgIf>
+<pb n='281'/><anchor id='Pg281'/>
+<note place="margin">A vision on the summit</note>
+<p>
+In the foreground, looking south, the long jagged
+line of the Aiguilles Rouges cut off the view into the
+Chamouni valley, and threw up still higher and more
+into relief the minor peaks of the Mont Blanc chain.
+We huddled together on the summit, while there
+seemed hardly time to turn to all points of the
+compass to survey the effects. The emotional members
+of the party came out strong, and the young
+lady of varied accomplishments, who was adjudged by
+the others to be of poetic temperament, as she was
+fond of alluding rather vaguely to unknown Italian
+geniuses, burst forth into ecstasies. However, one or
+two of us had rather lost faith in her historical knowledge
+and her profound acquaintance with mediæval
+art on hearing her discourse learnedly to the vacuous
+youth on Savonarola as an artist of great repute, and
+on discovering that in the family circle she was held
+in submission by an Italianised English governess—discreetly
+left at the hotel. A formidable person,
+this preceptress, of austere demeanour, with a dyspeptic
+habit, highly pomatumed ringlets, and evangelistic
+tendencies—a triple combination not infrequently
+met with. Still, no one paid any attention to
+the accomplished young lady, for an object in the foreground
+of the great picture riveted the gaze of most
+of us. The niece had advanced a few steps from the
+rest of the party, and stood a little apart on the
+summit ridge of the mountain, her slight form
+<pb n='282'/><anchor id='Pg282'/>brought out in strong relief against the many-tinted
+sky. The folds of her dress fluttered back in the
+light breeze, and the night wind as it came sighing
+over the crest had loosened her veil and tossed it
+upwards. Mechanically as she raised her hand to
+draw it back, the thin arm and hand seemed to point
+upwards to something beyond what we could see.
+Instinctively the others all drew back a few paces, and
+closed in together as they watched the motionless
+form. The sunset glories were more than we could
+realise, but somehow we felt that she was gazing with
+fixed eyes far, far beyond these—into a pure and
+passionless region, beyond the mental grasp of the
+profoundest theologian depending on his own acquired
+knowledge. As we looked, though she moved no
+limb, her breath came faster and faster. One or two
+of us made a start forwards, but at that moment the
+last red glow vanished from the belt of fleecy cloud
+hanging in mid-sky. Lower down, the limestone
+cliffs seemed strangely desolate as the icy hand of
+night spread over them. The breeze suddenly
+dropped and died away. She stamped her foot on
+the snow, and with a quick movement of the head
+seemed to come back again to the scene around.
+<q>Let us go,</q> she said, half petulantly. Silently the
+party arranged themselves in order as we wended our
+way back along the ridge. We had seen a sight that
+lingered in the mind, and that was not easily to be
+<pb n='283'/><anchor id='Pg283'/>erased from the memory. As we walked along
+we gradually drew closer and closer together, prompted
+by some feeling that all seemed to share alike—as if
+the recollection of what we had just seen had dazed
+the mind, and brought us face to face with some
+influence beyond our ordinary thoughts, and as if
+with nearer union we should not feel so powerless and
+insignificant. But the glories of that sunset from the
+Mont Buet, a scene within the reach of all of very
+moderate walking ability, were far beyond the power
+of any language to describe, and beyond the province
+of any discreet writer to attempt. The twilight
+gathered in fast, and the snow already felt more crisp
+under foot. The roll-call was held, and it was discovered
+that the only absentees were the moralist and
+his propelling companion. At this point two of the
+skilled mountaineers of the party recognised their
+opportunity, and were not slow to seize it. Secretly
+they had felt that no suitable occasion had hitherto
+offered of displaying their prowess, so they volunteered
+to perform a glissade for the amusement and
+instruction of the others. The ladies clapped their
+hands gleefully, and the youth, who did not know
+how to glissade, looked sinister. Accordingly the
+skilful ones made their way to a steep snow slope, and
+started off with great speed and dexterity, amidst the
+admiring plaudits of the less acrobatically minded
+members. But the course of their true descent did
+<pb n='284'/><anchor id='Pg284'/>not run entirely smooth, for before half the downward
+journey was accomplished the foremost member was
+observed suddenly to propel himself wildly into the
+air, performing a remarkable antic—similar to those
+known of street Arabs as cart-wheels—and the remainder
+of the journey to the foot of the slope was
+performed with about the grace of a floating log
+descending a mountain torrent. Nor was this all;
+the rearmost man, apparently also possessed by an
+identical frenzy, leaped forth into the air at precisely
+the same spot and in precisely the same manner.
+Had it not been that they were known to be highly
+skilful and adroit mountaineers the impression might
+have gained ground that the circumstances of this
+part of the descent were not wholly under their own
+control. Ever anxious to investigate the true cause
+of strange occurrences, to their credit be it said that
+when they had collected their wits and emptied their
+pockets of snow, they mounted up again to the scene
+of the disaster, and discovered the explanation in an
+entirely imaginary stone, which had, beyond doubt,
+tripped them up.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The mountaineers perform</note>
+
+<p>
+Somewhat crestfallen, the energetic pair rejoined
+the rest of the troupe and a search was instituted for
+the moralist. This worthy was discovered, astonishingly
+weary of body but surprisingly active of mind,
+wedged in a narrow rocky niche, so that he looked
+like the figure of a little <q>Joss</q> in the carved model
+<pb n='285'/><anchor id='Pg285'/>of a Japanese temple. It was found necessary to pull
+him vigorously by the legs, in order to straighten out
+those members sufficiently for him to progress upon
+them. However, he seemed to have more to say
+about the sunset than anybody else, and his description
+of the beauties thereof was so glowing and eloquent,
+that the idea crossed our minds that possibly
+some of the descriptions we had read in Alpine
+writings of similar scenes might be as authentic as
+that with which he favoured us. <q>A great point in
+the Alps,</q> remarked the moralist, after he had been
+securely fastened by a rope to a guide for fear we
+should lose him again, so that he looked like a
+dancing bear—<q>a great point in walking amongst the
+Alps is that we learn to use our eyes and look around
+us. I have observed that those who perambulate our
+native flagstones appear perpetually to be absorbed in
+the contemplation of what lies at their feet. Now
+here, stimulated by the beauties around, man holds,
+as he should do, his head erect, and steps out boldly.</q>
+At this point a little delay was occasioned owing to
+the abrupt disappearance of the speaker through a
+crust of snow. Some curious rumblings below our
+feet seemed to imply that he had descended to a considerable
+depth, and was in great personal discomfort.
+In the dim light we could scarcely see what had
+actually happened, but concluded to pull vigorously at
+the rope as the best means of getting our temporarily
+<pb n='286'/><anchor id='Pg286'/>absent friend out of his difficulties. This we succeeded
+in doing, and a strenuous haul on the cord
+was rewarded by the sudden appearance of two boots
+through the snow-crust at our feet—a phenomenon so
+unexpected that we relaxed our efforts, with the result
+that the boots immediately disappeared again. A
+second attempt was more successful; an arm and a
+leg this time came to the surface simultaneously, and
+the moralist was delivered from the snowy recesses
+broadside on. We rearranged his raiment, shook the
+snow out of the creases of his clothes, tied a bath
+towel round his head, which, for some obscure reason,
+he had brought with him—the towel, not his head—and
+harnessed him this time securely between two
+members of the party. Possibly from the effects of
+his misadventure, he remained silent for some time,
+or his flow of conversation may have been hindered
+by the fact that his supporters ran him violently down
+steep places whenever he showed symptoms of commencing
+a fresh dissertation. It was no easy task to
+find the little hut in the darkness, and it was not
+until after we had blundered about a good deal that
+we caught sight of the beacon light, consisting of a
+very cheap dip exhibited in the window, as a sign that
+entertainment for man and beast might be found
+within. The moralist, who was always to the fore
+when the subject of refreshment was mentioned, discovered
+a milking-stool, and drawing it in great
+<pb n='287'/><anchor id='Pg287'/>triumph to the best place in front of the stove, sat
+down on it, with the immediate result that he was
+precipitated backwards into the ash-pan. There we
+left him, as being a suitable place for repentance.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A banquet at the chalet</note>
+
+<p>
+The rest of the party gathered for supper round
+the festive board, which was rather uncertain on its
+legs, and inclined to tip up. Owing to some miscarriage,
+the larder of the cabane was not well stocked,
+and all the entertainment that could be furnished
+consisted of one bent-up little sausage, exceeding
+black and dry, and a very large teapot. However,
+there was plenty of fresh milk provided after a short
+interval, though the latter article was not obtained
+without considerable difficulty, and remonstrances
+proceeding from an adjoining shed, probably due to
+somnolence on the part of the animal from which the
+supply was drawn. Presently a great commotion, as
+of numerous bodies rolling down a steep ladder, was
+heard, and there appeared at the door a large collection
+of small shock-headed children, who gaped at
+us in silent wonder. Anxious to ascertain the physical
+effects that might be induced by the consumption
+of the sausage, the moralist, who amongst his
+many talents had apparently a turn for experimental
+physiology, cut off a block and placed it in the open
+mouth of the eldest of the children. This unexpected
+favour led to the boy’s swallowing the morsel whole,
+and he shortly afterwards retired with a somewhat
+<pb n='288'/><anchor id='Pg288'/>pained expression of countenance; the other members
+of the family followed shortly after in tears, in consequence
+of the Italianised young lady, who possessed
+a strong fund of human sympathy and a love
+for the picturesque, having made an attempt to conciliate
+their good-will by patting their respective heads,
+and asking them their names in a conjectural <hi rend='italic'>patois</hi>.
+We were now ready to start again, and demanded
+of our hostess what there was to pay. This request
+led her to go to the foot of the ladder, which represented
+a staircase, and call out for the proprietor. A
+little black-headed man in response instantly precipitated
+himself down the steps, shot into the apartment,
+and, without any preliminary calculation, named the
+exact price. On receiving his money he scuttled away
+again like a frightened rabbit, brought the change,
+jerked it down on the table, and darted off again to
+his slumbers. The whole transaction occupied some
+five-and-twenty seconds.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Part of the programme consisted in descending
+back to Argentière by lantern-light, but the resources
+of the establishment could only produce one battered
+machine, and it was no easy task with this illumination
+to keep the members of the party from straying
+away from the narrow path. Indeed, several members
+did part from the rest, curiously enough in pairs;
+but before long we left the narrow defile, and as we
+passed from under the shelter of the slope on our
+<pb n='289'/><anchor id='Pg289'/>right, and could see across the Chamouni valley, we
+came suddenly in view of the great mass of the
+Aiguille Verte, so suddenly, indeed, that it made us
+start back for the moment; for, illumined by a grey
+ghostly light, the mountain seemed at first to hang right
+over us. There is, perhaps, no finer view of the Aiguille
+Verte to be obtained than from this point; certainly
+no finer effects of light and shade than were granted
+by the conditions under which we saw it, could have
+been devised to show the peak off to the best advantage.
+So long did we delay to dwell on the fairy-like
+scene, that the vacuous youth, accompanied by the
+young lady of varied accomplishments, caught us up
+and joined us quite suddenly, to their exceeding confusion.
+The youth, without being invited to do so,
+explained, blushing violently the while, that they had
+lost the path in the darkness, and had only been able
+to regain the track by lighting a series of lucifer
+matches—an entire fiction on his part, but condoned,
+as evincing more readiness of wit than we had previously
+given him credit for. We heard also that their
+way had been barred by a swamp and a mountain
+stream, which, like gossip, can have had no particular
+origin. The young lady, mindful of the absence of
+her preceptress and consequently heedless of grammar,
+described the situation neatly as being <q>awfully bogs.</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The end of the journey</note>
+
+<p>
+If the expedition had shown us no more than this
+moonlight effect, the reward would have been ample.
+<pb n='290'/><anchor id='Pg290'/>In truth, from first to last the expedition was one
+which it would be hard to match for variety of interest
+in all the sub-Alpine district. At Argentière we rejoined
+the carriages, and found the horses just a
+little more inclined for exertion than they had been in
+the morning; their joy at going home seemed to be
+tempered by the fact that they recognised that they
+would inevitably be called upon to start from the
+same point at no very distant period; and that to
+return home was but to go back to the starting-point
+for further laborious excursions. But their equine
+tempers seemed thoroughly soured. The Italianised
+young lady was taken in charge by her elder
+sister, who had completed her education, and knew
+consequently the hollowness of the world and the
+folly of younger sisters’ flirtations, and securely
+lodged in the landau. The youth, after an ineffectual
+attempt to find a place in the same carriage, climbed
+to the box seat of the other vehicle, and relieved his
+feelings by cracking the driver’s whip with great
+dexterity; in fact, we discovered that this was one of
+his principal accomplishments. Not the least satisfactory
+part of the climb, in the estimation of some
+members of the party, was the fact that the moralist
+had lost his note-book during his imprisonment in the
+crevasse.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="9" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='291'/><anchor id='Pg291'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="IX. A fragment"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="IX. A fragment"/>
+<head>CHAPTER IX.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">A FRAGMENT</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+An unauthentic MS.—Solitude on the mountain: its advantages to
+the historian of the Alps—A rope walk—The crossing of the
+Schrund—A novel form of avalanche and an airy situation—A
+towering obstacle—The issue of the expedition in the balance—A
+very narrow escape—The final rush—Victory!—The perils of
+the descent—I plunge <hi rend='italic'>in medias res</hi>—A flying descent.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+The following account is somewhat of a puzzle. It
+appears to contain certain facts of so startling a
+nature, that the ascent to which they refer must unquestionably
+have been of a very exciting character.
+The details are not so wholly unlike descriptions
+which have passed the searching discrimination of
+editors, in publications relating more or less to Alpine
+matters, as to warrant the assumption that they are
+fabrications. They do not appear, as far as the writer
+can ascertain, to have been seen in print hitherto;
+but as all Alpine writings relate but rigid matters of
+fact and actual occurrences, there seems no objection
+to publishing the manuscript, notwithstanding that its
+authorship is only conjectural. It is unfortunate that
+its fragmentary nature leaves one somewhat in doubt
+as to the actual peak to which the description refers.
+<pb n='292'/><anchor id='Pg292'/>It has been suggested by a plausible commentator,
+judging from internal evidence and the style of
+writing, that the manuscript of which the fragment
+consists formed part of an account originally intended
+for some work not published in this country, or even,
+possibly, was primarily designed to fill the columns of
+one of our own daily newspapers during the silly
+season.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">I rise equal to the occasion</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>... The day was cloudless, serene, and bright.
+Only in the immediate foreground did the heavy
+banks, betokening a <hi rend='italic'>tourmente</hi>, sweep around with
+relentless fury. Far above, the towering crags of the
+majestic peak pierced the sky. How to get there!
+And alone! The situation was sublime; yet more, it
+was fascinating; once again, it was enthralling. Far
+below lay the prostrate bodies of my companions,
+worn out, wearied, gorged with <hi rend='italic'>petit vin</hi> and sardines.
+A thought flashed across my mind. Why should I
+not scale alone these heights which had hitherto
+defied the most consummate <hi rend='italic'>intrépides</hi>? In a
+moment the resolution was taken. For me, for me
+alone, should the laurel wreaths be twined. For me
+should the booming cannon, charged with fifty
+centimes’ worth of uncertain powder, betoken victory.
+For me alone should the assortment of cheap flags
+which had done duty on many previous occasions of
+rejoicing, be dragged forth. What was the expense
+to a hero when the glow of so magnificent an
+achieve<pb n='293'/><anchor id='Pg293'/>ment should swell his heart and loosen his purse-strings?
+The account might reach a sum of two and a
+half, nay, even five francs; but what of that? I girded
+myself with the trusty rope, and, attaching one end
+lightly to a projecting crag twenty feet above, hauled
+myself in a moment on to the eminence. Involuntarily
+I shot a glance downwards. The scene
+was fearful—one to make the most resolute
+quail. But there was no time for thought, still
+less for accurate description. A fearfully steep
+couloir, flanked by two yawning bergschrunds,
+stretched away horizontally right and left. How to
+cross them! It was the work of a moment. Unfastening
+the knot in the rope above me, I threw
+myself, heart and soul, into the work. Where heart
+and soul are, there must, in the ante-mortem state, be
+the body also. This is logic. Thus I entered the
+chasm. Battling desperately with the huge icicles
+that threatened me at every step, I forced my way
+through the snow bridge and breathed again. The
+first schrund was accomplished. Next the rope was
+fastened to my trusty axe, and with an herculean
+effort I threw it far above me; fortunately it caught
+in a notch, and in a few seconds I had climbed, with
+the agility of a monkey, up the tightened cord.
+Goodness gracious! (<hi rend='italic'>sapristi!</hi>) what do I hear? A
+sudden roar below betokened an immediate danger.
+Horror! sweeping and roaring up the slope from the
+<pb n='294'/><anchor id='Pg294'/>glacier beneath, I beheld a huge avalanche. I will
+conceal nothing. I own that the appalling situation
+and its terribly dramatic nature forced me to ejaculate
+a cry. I do not claim originality for it. I said, <q>Oh!
+my mother!</q> (<hi rend='italic'>Oh! ma mère!</hi>) This relieved me.
+Now was the time indeed for coolness. Fortunate,
+most fortunate, that I was alone. Thrusting the
+spike of the axe into the solid rock face like the spear
+of Ithuriel, in the twinkling of an eye I had fastened
+one end of the rope to the projecting head of the axe,
+and the other to my waist, and launched myself over
+the ridge into space. Fortunate, most fortunate
+again, as in the hurry of the moment I had attached
+the rope below my own centre of gravity, that I was
+light-headed. Had this not been the case, assuredly
+I should have dangled feet uppermost over the abyss.
+Not a moment too soon. The avalanche dashed up the
+slope, grinding the axe to powder, but by good luck
+entangling the rope between the massive blocks and
+carrying it up, with myself attached, nearly 100
+metres—I should say 300 feet—above where I had
+previously stood. I had accomplished in a moment
+what might have cost hours of toil. Again it was
+sublime. The thought crossed my mind that the
+sublime often approaches the ridiculous. But the
+rocks, previously broken up, had been ground by the
+sweeping avalanche into a surface smooth as polished
+steel. How to descend these again! Banish the
+<pb n='295'/><anchor id='Pg295'/>thought! The mountain was not yet climbed.
+Upwards, past yawning séracs, towering bergschrunds,
+slippery crevasses, gaping arêtes, I made my way.
+For a few hundred feet I bounded upwards with great
+rapidity. Despite the rugged nature of the rocks
+everything went smoothly. Of a sudden a terrible
+obstacle was presented to my gaze. I felt that all
+my hopes seemingly were dashed. A stupendous
+cleft, riving the mountain’s side to an unfathomable
+depth, barred further progress. From top to
+bottom both sides of the chasm overhung; and far
+below, where they joined, the angle of meeting was
+so sharp that I felt that I must infallibly be
+wedged in without hope of extrication if I fell.
+For a few moments I hesitated, but only for a few.
+Close by was a tower of rock, smooth and vertical,
+some twelve feet high—the height of two men, in fact.
+No handhold save on the top. This was but a simple
+matter. Had any one else been with me, I should
+have stood on his shoulders; as it was I stood on my
+own head. Thus I climbed to the summit of the
+pointed obelisk of rock. Exactly opposite, on the
+farther side of the cleft, was a similar rock cone, but
+the distance was too great to spring across. I was in
+a dilemma—on one horn of it, in fact; how to get
+to the other! I adopted an ingenious plan. Taking
+my trusty axe, I placed the pointed end in a little
+notch in the rock, and then, with herculean strength,
+<pb n='296'/><anchor id='Pg296'/>bent the staff and wedged the head also into a notch.
+The trusty axe was now bent like a bow. Again I
+hesitated before trusting myself to the bow; in fact,
+it was long before I drew it. But a former experience
+stood me in good stead. Once before, driven by a
+less powerful impetus—merely that of a human leg—I
+had flown through a greater distance. I made up
+my mind, and, summoning all my fortitude, placed
+my back against the arc and, lightly touching one
+end, released the spring. Instantly I felt myself
+propelled straight into mid-air, and before I had time
+to realise the success of my scheme, was flung against
+the pinnacle on the opposite side and embraced it.
+What were my feelings on finding that this huge
+pinnacle had no more stability than a ninepin, and
+as my weight came on to it slowly heeled over! Nor
+was this all. Slowly, like the pendulum of a metronome,
+it rolled back again, and I found to my horror
+that I was clinging to the apex of the rock, and
+dangling right over the chasm! I cannot recall that
+in all my adventures I had ever been in a precisely
+similar situation. However, a hasty calculation satisfied
+me that the rocking crag must again right itself.
+As I expected, it did so, and as the pinnacle of rock
+swung back once more to the perpendicular I sprang
+from it with all my force. The impetus landed me safe,
+but the crag toppled over into the abyss. Here I noted
+an interesting scientific fact. Taking out my watch,
+<pb n='297'/><anchor id='Pg297'/>I was able to estimate, by the depth of the cleft, the
+height I had already climbed. <hi rend='italic'>The boulder took a
+minute and a half in falling before it reached anywhere.</hi>
+I own that the escape was a narrow one, and even my
+unblushing cheek paled a little at the thought of it.
+But I could not be far now, I hoped, from the summit;
+and, indeed, the condition of a dead bird which it so
+happened lay on the rocks—in a passive sense—convinced
+me that the summit of the lofty peak was
+close at hand. But few obstacles now remained.
+Another step or two revealed a glassy unbroken rock
+cone leading to the summit. It seemed impossible at
+first to surmount it, but my resources were not yet at
+an end. Dragging off my boots, I tore out with my
+teeth the long nails and drove them in one after
+another. By this means I ascended the first half of
+the final peak; but then the supply of nails was
+exhausted, and I felt that time would not permit me
+to draw out the lower nails and place them in succession
+above the others. Luckily I still carried with
+me a flask of the execrable <hi rend='italic'>petit vin</hi> supplied by Mons.
+—— of the inn below. I applied a little to the rock.
+The effect was magical. In a moment the hard face
+was softened to the consistence of cheese, and with
+my trusty axe I had no difficulty in scraping out
+small steps. The worst was now over. Just as the
+shades of night were gathering softly around, I
+stepped with the proud consciousness of victory on to
+<pb n='298'/><anchor id='Pg298'/>the very highest point. This indeed was sublime.
+The toil of years was accomplished; it seemed almost
+a dream. Nerved to frenzy, with a mighty sweep of
+the axe I struck off a huge block from the summit to
+carry away as a token of conquest, and planting the
+weapon in the hole, tore off garment after garment to
+make a suitable flag; only did I desist on reflecting
+that it would become barely possible for me to descend
+if I acted thus. Intoxicated with victory, I shouted
+and sang for a while, and then turned to the descent.
+The night was fast closing in, but this mattered not,
+for I made light of all the obstacles, and they were so
+numerous that I succeeded perfectly by this means in
+seeing my way. Faster and faster I sped along,
+descending with ease over the blocks and fragments of
+the morning’s avalanche. Now and again the descent
+was assisted by fastening the rope securely to projecting
+crags, and then allowing myself to slide down to
+its full length. Then I went up again, untied the rope,
+fastened it anew below, and repeated the manœuvre.
+Thus at midnight I reached the edge of the cliff, at
+the foot of which my companions had been left in the
+morning. I feared they might be anxious for my
+safety, the more especially that I had not yet paid
+them for their services. Peering over the edge of the
+vertical precipice into the murky darkness, I called
+out. There was no response. Then I said <q>Pst,</q> and
+tapped the glassy slope with my pocket knife. Even
+<pb n='299'/><anchor id='Pg299'/>this plan failed to attract their attention. I shouted
+with still more force. Finally, standing up on the
+edge of the cliff, I sent forth a shout so terribly loud
+that it must have waked even a sleeping adder. A
+fatal error! for the reverberation of my voice was
+echoed back with such fearful force from a neighbouring
+crag that the shock struck me backwards, and in
+a moment I was flying through mid-air—to annihilation.</q>
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb" rend="stars: 6"/>
+
+<p>
+<q>There is a blank in this narrative which I can
+never fill up. This only do I know; that when I
+came again to my senses, I was warmly ensconced in
+a blanket, whilst my companions stood around in a
+circle shivering, as they gazed at me with amazement.
+Their account, which I can scarcely credit, was that
+as they were engaged in stretching out and shaking a
+blanket preparatory to spreading their bed for the
+night, an apparently heaven-sent form had descended
+from above into the very middle of it; the shock tore
+the blanket from their grasp, and in a twinkling I lay
+wrapt up safe and comfortable at their feet.</q>
+</p>
+<note place="margin">A highly coloured account</note>
+<p>
+Such is the fragment. It has been thought better
+to present it as far as possible in its original form,
+and without any editing. That the account is a little
+highly coloured perhaps in parts may be allowed, but
+some licence may legitimately be accorded to an
+author who is no empty dreamer, but has evidently
+experienced some rather exciting episodes.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="10" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='300'/><anchor id='Pg300'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="X. The future of mountaineering"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="X. The future of mountaineering"/>
+<head>CHAPTER X.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+Mountaineers and their critics—The early days of the Alpine Club—The
+founders of mountaineering—The growth of the amusement—Novelty
+and exploration—The formation of centres—Narrowing
+of the field of mountaineering—The upward limit of
+mountaineering—De Saussure’s experience—Modern development
+of climbing—Mr. Whymper’s experience—Mr. Graham’s
+experience—The ascent of great heights—Mr. Grove’s views—Messrs.
+Coxwell and Glaisher’s balloon experiences—Reasons
+for dissenting from Mr. Glaisher’s views—The possibility of
+ascending Mount Everest—Physiological aspect of the question—Acclimatisation
+to great heights—The direction in which
+mountaineering should be developed—The results that may be
+obtained—Chamouni a century hence—A Rip van Winkle in
+the Pennine Alps—The dangers of mountaineering—Conclusion.
+</p></argument>
+<note place="margin">The critics</note>
+<p>
+From time to time, when some accident has happened
+in the Alps, the press and the public have been
+pleased to take such unfortunate occurrence as a text,
+and to preach serious sermons to mountaineers. We
+have been called hard names in our time; we have
+been accused of fostering an amusement of no earthly-practical
+good, and one which has led to <q>miserable</q>
+waste of valuable life. Gentle expressions of animadversion,
+such as <q>criminal folly,</q> <q>reckless venture,
+which has no better purpose than the gratification
+of a caprice or the indulgence of a small ambition,</q> <q>a
+<pb n='301'/><anchor id='Pg301'/>subject of humiliating interest,</q> and the like, have
+at times been freely used. But it is well known to
+authors and to dramatists that criticisms of a nature
+known as <q>smashing</q> are not, on the whole, always
+to be deplored, and are occasionally the best to enhance
+the success of the work. The novel or play, however
+unreservedly condemned by the reviewer, has got
+some chance of living if it be hinted that some of the
+situations in it are a little <hi rend='italic'>risquées</hi>; and to a great
+many the idea seems constantly present that mountaineering
+owes its principal attraction to the element
+of risk inseparable from its pursuit. As an
+absolute matter of fact such is not the case. Apart
+from this, however, mountaineers may be thankful
+that the critics in question have, when they noticed
+our doings at all, condemned us very heartily indeed,
+and thundered forth their own strictures on
+our folly in sonorous terms; in fact, attacks of this
+nature have by no means impaired the vitality of
+such associations as Alpine clubs, but rather, like
+attacks of distemper in dogs, have increased their
+value.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It would be easy enough, from the mountaineer’s
+point of view, and in a work which, at
+the best, can interest only those who have some
+sympathy with climbing as a pure pastime, to pass
+over these hard words, and to reckon them as merely
+the vapourings of envious mortals not initiated into
+<pb n='302'/><anchor id='Pg302'/>the mysteries of the mountaineering craft; but such
+criticisms may lead or perhaps reflect public opinion,
+and are not, therefore, to be treated lightly. It might
+be held that for any notice to be taken at all is complimentary,
+and we might seek shelter in the epigrammatic
+saying that he who has no enemies has no
+character; that though hope may spring eternal in
+the human breast, jealousy is a trait still more constantly
+found. But this line of argument is not one
+to be adopted. The <hi rend='italic'>tu quoque</hi> style of defence is not
+one well calculated to gain a verdict. No doubt the
+question has been treated often enough before, and
+in discussing it the writer may seem but to be doing
+what nowadays the climber is forced to do in the Alps—namely,
+wander again, perhaps ramble, over ground
+that has been well trodden many times before. But the
+conditions have changed greatly since mountaineering
+first became a popular pastime, and since the first editions
+of <q>Peaks, Passes, and Glaciers</q> were rapidly sold
+out. It is, the writer fears, only too true in these
+latter days that mountaineers may be classified as Past
+and Present. Whether a third class may be added of
+<q>the Future</q> is a question—to be answered, I hope,
+in the affirmative.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Growth of the amusement</note>
+
+<p>
+The Alpine Club was founded in 1857 by a few
+ardent devotees to what was then an entirely new
+form of pastime. The original members of that
+club could never have even dreamed of the wide
+<pb n='303'/><anchor id='Pg303'/>popularity mountaineering was destined to acquire,
+or the influence that the establishment of the Alpine
+Club was to have on it; and, like the fish in an
+aquarium, they can hardly have known what they
+were in for. In the present day there are Alpine
+clubs in almost every country in Europe, and in some
+countries there are several, numbering their members
+in some cases by thousands. Nor is it only on the
+continent of Europe that there are mountaineering
+clubs. Not that the writer ventures to assert that
+every member of this multitude is devoted to the high
+Alps, or that it is in the least degree essential to
+climb high and difficult mountains in order to learn
+the fascination of their natural beauties. It may be
+pointed out, however, that the <q>miserable waste of
+valuable life</q> is in the greatest part not on the great
+peaks and passes, but on little hills. Every year we
+read of accidents on mountains such as the Faulhorn,
+the Monte Salvatore in the Alps, or Snowdon, Helvellyn
+and the like in our own country. Possibly these
+disasters might never have taken place had the experience
+of mountaineering craft gained in high
+regions been properly appreciated and utilised. The
+good surgeon is he who, utilising all his own and all
+his predecessors’ experience, recognises, and makes
+provision against, all the risks that may conceivably
+be involved in the most trifling operation he may be
+called upon to perform; and holiday ramblers in our
+<pb n='304'/><anchor id='Pg304'/>own land and in sub-Alpine regions might, not without
+advantage, profit by the example.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">Novelty and exploration</note>
+<p>
+Five-and-twenty years ago in Switzerland there
+were numberless heights untrodden, passes uncrossed,
+and regions unexplored. Then, moreover, there were
+comparatively but few to cross the passes or climb
+the mountains; but those few did mighty deeds.
+Peak after peak fell before them, while slowly but
+surely they opened up new regions and brought unexpected
+beauties to light. In those days climbing
+as an art was but in its infancy, restricted to a few
+amateurs specially qualified to pursue it, and to a very
+limited number of guides—merely those, in fact (not
+such a numerous class as people seem generally to
+imagine), who had made chamois-hunting one of the
+principal objects of their lives. Gradually the art
+became more developed, and with the increase of
+power thus acquired came increase of confidence. From
+the fact that the training in the mountaineering art
+was gradual, it was necessarily thorough—a fact that
+a good many climbers would do well to bear in mind
+in these latter days. Then, of course, the charm of
+novelty, so dear to the mountaineer, was seldom
+absent; he could strike out right or left and find
+virgin soil; but in quest of novelty search had to be
+made before long in remote regions. It followed
+that exploration was not limited, and the early
+pioneers of mountaineering could, and did learn more
+<pb n='305'/><anchor id='Pg305'/>of the geography and varied beauties of the Alps in
+a single season than their followers do, in the present
+day, in five or six.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After a while the fashion of mountaineering altered
+sensibly, and a strong conservatism sprang up.
+Certain districts became more and more frequented;
+certain peaks acquired special popularity, either because
+they were conveniently placed and ready of
+access; or because there was a certain touch of
+romance about them, as in the case of the Matterhorn;
+or because they had acquired the reputation
+of being difficult, and it was thought that a
+successful ascent would stamp the climber at once as
+a skilful person and a very daring creature. Thus
+places like Zermatt, Grindelwald, Chamouni, and the
+Æggischhorn became the great centres of mountaineering,
+and have remained so ever since. Independent
+exploration gradually gave way to the
+charm of meeting others bent on the same pursuit
+of climbing; but this feeling was not without its
+drawbacks, and tended to check what has been called
+cosmopolitanism in mountaineering. How few, even
+among those who visit the Alps regularly, know
+anything whatever of such large, important, and interesting
+districts as the Silvretta group, the Rheinwald
+group, or the Lepontine Alps! while districts
+like Zermatt are thronged and crowded, and the
+mountains absolutely done to death. Not that it
+<pb n='306'/><anchor id='Pg306'/>is hard to understand how this narrowing of the
+field of mountaineering has been brought about.
+There comes a time of life to most men when they
+find more pleasure in meeting old friends than in
+making new acquaintances; and the same feeling
+would appear to extend to the mountains.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It must be confessed here that the writer is disposed
+to look upon mountaineering in the Alps, in the
+sense in which it has hitherto been known, as a
+pastime that will before long become extinct. In
+some soils trees grow with extraordinary rapidity and
+vigour, but do not strike their roots very deep, and so
+are prone to early decay. Still, it does not follow
+that, even should these pessimist forebodings prove
+true, and climbing be relegated to the limbo of archaic
+pursuits, the Alps will not attract their thousands as
+they have done for many years. The dearth of
+novelty is sometimes held to be the principal cause
+that will eventually lead to the decay of mountaineering.
+There is a reasonable probability, however, to
+judge from the Registrar-General’s reports, that the
+world will still be peopled some time hence, and
+possibly a generation will then arise of mountaineering
+revivalists who, never having tasted the flavour
+of novelty in Alpine climbing, will not perceive that
+its absence is any loss. Yet in the Alps alone many
+seem to forget that, while they are exhausting in
+every detail a few spots, there are numerous and
+<pb n='307'/><anchor id='Pg307'/>varied expeditions of similar nature still to be accomplished,
+the scenes of which lie within a few hours of
+London. It is of course only to mountaineering as
+a semi-fashionable craze that these remarks apply.
+The knowledge of the art, acquired primarily in the
+Alps, which has led to the development of mountaineering
+as a science will not be wasted, and the
+training acquired in holiday expeditions, when amusement
+or the regaining of health was the principal
+object, can be turned to valuable practical account
+elsewhere. So shall there be a future for mountaineering.
+No doubt but few may be able to find the
+opportunity, unless indeed they make it somewhat of
+a profession, of exploring the great mountainous
+districts still almost untouched—such, for instance, as
+the Himalayas. But it is in some such direction as
+this that the force of the stream, somewhat tending
+to dry up in its original channel, will, it may be hoped,
+spread in the future.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The upward limit</note>
+
+<p>
+It has already been shown, by the results of many
+modern expeditions, that the old views that obtained
+with respect to the upward limit of mountaineering
+must, to say the least, be considerably modified.
+From early times the question of the effects of rarefied
+air in high regions on mountaineers has attracted
+attention. As a matter of fact the subject is still
+barely in its infancy. A few remarks on this point
+<pb n='308'/><anchor id='Pg308'/>may not perhaps be thought too technical, for they
+bear, I hope, on the mountaineering of the future.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is matter of notoriety that in these days travellers
+seem less subject to discomfort in the high Alps than
+in former times. De Saussure, for instance, in the
+account of his famous ascent of Mont Blanc in 1787,
+speaks a good deal of the difficulty of respiration. At
+his bivouac on the Plateau, at an elevation of 13,300
+feet, the effects of the rarefied air were much commented
+on; and these remarks are the more valuable,
+inasmuch as De Saussure was a man of science and
+a most acute observer; while his account, a thing
+too rare in these days, is characterised by extreme
+modesty of description. The frequency of the respirations,
+he observed, which ensued on any exertion
+caused great fatigue. Nowadays, however, pedestrians,
+often untrained, may be seen daily ascending
+at a very much faster pace than De Saussure seems
+to have gone, and yet the effects are scarcely felt.
+No one now expects much to suffer from this cause,
+and no one does. In recent times we hear accounts
+of ascents of mountains like Elbruz, 18,526 feet, by
+Mr. Grove and others; of Cotopaxi, 19,735 feet, and
+Chimborazo, 20,517<note place="foot">This is Mr. Edward Whymper’s measurement. Humboldt, as
+quoted by Mr. Whymper, gave 21,460 feet as the height. (<hi rend='italic'>Alpine
+Journal</hi>, vol. x. p. 442.)</note> feet, by Mr. Whymper; and the
+most recent, and by far the most remarkable, of
+<pb n='309'/><anchor id='Pg309'/>Kabru in the Himalayas, about 24,000 feet, by Mr.
+Graham. In all these expeditions the travellers
+spent nights in bivouacs far above the level of the
+Grand Plateau where De Saussure encamped. We
+cannot suppose that in the Caucasus, the Andes, or
+the Himalayas the air differs much from that of the
+Alps with regard to its rarefaction effects on travellers.
+In fact, the Alpine traveller would in this respect
+probably be much better off, for the general conditions
+surrounding him would be more like those to
+which he was accustomed. He would not have, for
+instance, to contend with the effects of changed or
+meagre diet or unaccustomed climate.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Mr. Grove’s views</note>
+
+<p>
+Mr. F. C. Grove, a very high authority on such a
+point, in his description of the ascent of Elbruz, in
+the course of some remarks on the rarity of the air,
+states his belief that at some height or another, less than
+that of the loftiest mountain, there must be a limit at
+which no amount of training and good condition will
+enable a man to live; and he says, <q>It may be taken
+for granted that no human being could walk to the
+top of Mount Everest.</q><note place="foot"><hi rend='italic'>The Frosty Caucasus</hi>, by F. C. Grove, p. 236.</note> This was written in 1875;
+but a great deal has happened since then, though the
+same opinion is still very generally entertained. But
+with this opinion I cannot coincide at all, for reasons
+that appear to me logically conclusive. In the first
+place, a party of three, composed of Mr. Graham,
+<pb n='310'/><anchor id='Pg310'/>Herr Emil Boss, and the Swiss guide Kauffman, have
+ascended more than 5,000 feet higher than the top of
+Elbruz, and none of the party experienced any serious
+effect, or, indeed, apparently any effect at all other
+than those naturally incidental to severe exertion. It
+must be admitted that one result of their expedition
+was to prove, tolerably conclusively, that Mount
+Everest is not the highest mountain in the world.
+Still, until it is officially deposed, it may be taken, for
+argument’s sake, as the ultimate point. Now, it
+would seem to be beyond doubt that a man, being
+transported to a height much greater than Mount
+Everest, can still live. In Messrs. Coxwell and
+Glaisher’s famous balloon ascent from Wolverhampton
+on September 5, 1862, described in <q>Travels
+in the Air,</q> it was computed that the travellers
+reached a height of nearly 37,000 feet,<note place="foot"><hi rend='italic'>Travels in the Air</hi>, edited by James Glaisher, F.R.S., p. 57
+<anchor id="corr310"/><corr sic="2nd">(2nd</corr> ed.).</note> and this
+in less than an hour from the time of leaving the
+earth. Deduct 5,000 feet from this computation, to
+allow for possible error, and we still have a height left
+of 32,000 feet, an elevation, that is, very considerably
+greater than the summit of Mount Everest—possibly
+a greater elevation than the summit of any mountain.
+Life then, it is proved, can be sustained at such a height,
+and the point that remains for consideration is whether
+the necessary exertion of walking or climbing to the
+same height would render the actual ascent impossible.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='311'/><anchor id='Pg311'/>
+
+<note place="margin">Mr. Glaisher’s experiences</note>
+
+<p>
+Since the days of De Saussure some 8,000 feet
+have been added to the height to which the possibility
+of ascending has been proved. It seems to me
+unreasonable to assume that another 5,000 feet may
+not yet be added, and arbitrary to conclude that
+at some point higher than Kabru but lower than
+Mount Everest the limit of human endurance must
+necessarily be reached. Mr. Glaisher himself does
+not appear to think that, from his experience, any
+such ascent as that we have been considering would
+be possible for an Alpine traveller (<hi rend='italic'>op. cit.</hi> p. 21 and
+elsewhere). But, with every deference to so great an
+authority, a few considerations may be submitted
+which tend most seriously to invalidate his conclusions
+and opinions, and which may serve to show also that
+the effects of rarefied air probably differ more widely
+in the two cases of the aëronaut and the mountaineer
+than is generally supposed. Writing in 1871, Mr.
+Glaisher says,<note place="foot"><hi rend='italic'>Op. cit.</hi> p. 9.</note> <q>At a height of three miles I never
+experienced any annoyance or discomfort; yet there
+is no ascent I think of Mont Blanc in which great
+inconvenience and severe <hi rend='italic'>pain</hi> have not been felt at a
+height of 13,000 feet; but then, as before remarked,
+this is an elevation attained only after two days of
+excessive toil.</q> Mr. Glaisher is here referring chiefly
+to Dr. Hamel’s ascent of Mont Blanc, and would
+seem apparently to be unaware that, long before he
+wrote, the ascent of Mont Blanc, from Chamouni and
+<pb n='312'/><anchor id='Pg312'/>back to the same place, had been accomplished within
+twenty-four hours. In 1873, if my memory serves
+me right, Mr. Passingham started from Chamouni,
+ascended the mountain, and returned to his hotel in
+a little less than twenty hours.<note place="foot">I understand that the expedition has since been accomplished
+in a much shorter time.</note> Compare such an
+ascent as this—not by any means an isolated
+instance—with De Saussure’s experience, and when
+we consider how remarkable has been the <anchor id="corr312"/><corr sic="developmen">development</corr>
+of mountaineering in this direction, we may surely hold
+that to fix at present any absolute limit is unduly
+arbitrary. Further, the ascents of Chimborazo and
+the other mountains named above have all been
+accomplished since Mr. Glaisher wrote. Mr. Glaisher
+states that the aëronaut may acclimatise himself to
+great heights by repeated ascents; but how much
+more may the mountaineer then hope to do so! The
+aëronaut necessarily makes ascents rapidly<note place="foot">In Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher’s ascent from Wolverhampton
+the balloon when at the height of 29,000 feet was mounting at the
+rate of 1,000 feet a minute.</note> and at
+rare intervals. The mountaineer can acclimatise
+himself to high regions by a constant and <anchor id="corr312a"/><corr sic="gradua">gradual</corr>
+process, a method obviously better calculated to extend
+the limits of his endurance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of course I am only discussing the actual possibility,
+not entering into the question for a moment
+of whether it is worth while to do it. It may be that
+<pb n='313'/><anchor id='Pg313'/>to attempt an ascent of Mount Everest would prove
+almost as rash an undertaking as an endeavour to
+swim through the Niagara rapids—that is, if the
+mountaineering difficulties are so great as to make
+the two instances parallel. Two points have to be
+considered: one, that, granted the desirability of
+making such an ascent, we do not yet fully know the
+best manner of undertaking it; and another, that we
+are still very ignorant as to the physiological effects of
+rarefied air on the human frame.<note place="foot">I am aware of M. Paul Bert’s researches; but these questions
+are not to be settled in the laboratory.</note>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Mountain acclimatisation</note>
+
+<p>
+With regard to the first point, we know indeed
+this much—that, granted good condition, a man can
+<q>acclimatise</q> himself to great heights, and when
+so acclimatised he can undergo much more exertion
+in very high regions with much less effect. The
+experience of Mr. Whymper in the Andes, and of
+Mr. Graham and others in the Himalayas, has shown
+this conclusively enough. Let a man sleep at a
+height, say, of 18,000 feet, and then ascend from that
+point another 3,000 or 4,000 feet; he may possibly
+feel the effects to be so great that an attempt to
+sleep again at the latter height would render him
+incapable of exertion the next day, as far as an
+ascent is concerned. Let him descend till he can
+bivouac, say at 20,000 feet, and then again try,
+starting afresh. After a while he would be able to
+<pb n='314'/><anchor id='Pg314'/>accomplish still more than at his first attempt; and so
+on, until he reached the summit. But even supposing
+that no amount of acclimatisation enables him
+to accomplish his end, he has other weapons in his
+armoury.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">Ascent of Mount Everest</note>
+<p>
+The second point mentioned above is that the
+physiological effects of rarefied air on the human
+economy are but little known; were these understood
+the resources of science might be called in to obviate
+them. It may be said that no amount of science will
+obviate the very simple fact that exertion causes
+fatigue, but the answer is that we have no real idea
+of all the causes which lead to this fatigue. This is
+not the place to speculate on a somewhat abstruse
+and unquestionably complicated physiological problem,
+but the direction in which the question may be
+approached from the scientific side is worthy of being
+pointed out. This much may be said, however, that
+when we talk of strong heart and strong lungs in
+connection with the question of the possibility of
+ascending on foot to the greatest altitudes, we are
+only, from the physiological point of view, taking into
+account one or two factors, and perhaps not the most
+important ones. The cavillers may be reminded
+that physiology is not and never will become a
+finite science. To my mind at least, as far as
+human endurance is concerned, it would be no more
+surprising to me to hear that a man had succeeded
+<pb n='315'/><anchor id='Pg315'/>in walking up Mount Everest than to know that a
+man can succeed in standing an arctic climate while
+on a sledging expedition. Objections like the difficulty
+of arranging for a supply of food, of expense, of risk,
+and so forth, are not taken into account—they are
+really beside the question: they have not proved insuperable
+obstacles in the case of arctic exploration;
+they will not prove insurmountable to the ambitious
+mountaineer we are contemplating. I do not for a
+moment say that it would be wise to ascend Mount
+Everest, but I believe most firmly that it is humanly
+possible to do so; and, further, I feel sure that, even
+in our own time, perhaps, the truth of these views will
+receive material corroboration. Mount Everest itself
+may offer insuperable mountaineering obstacles, but in
+the unknown, unseen district to the north there may
+be peaks of equal height presenting no more technical
+difficulties than Mont Blanc or Elbruz.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The value of mountaineering</note>
+<p>
+From the purely athletic point of view, then, the
+mountaineering experience which has been gained
+almost exclusively in the Alps may, by a still further
+development in the future, enable the climber so to
+develop the art that he may reach the highest elevation
+on this world’s crust; and he may do this without
+running undue risk. <hi rend='italic'>Cui bono?</hi> it may be asked;
+and it is nearly as hard to answer the question as it
+is to explain to the supine and unaspiring person the
+good that may be expected to accrue to humanity by
+<pb n='316'/><anchor id='Pg316'/>reaching the North Pole; yet the latter project, albeit
+to some it seems like a struggle of man against physical
+forces which make or mar worlds, is one that is held
+to be right and proper to be followed. At the least
+an observer, even of limited powers, may reasonably
+be expected, supposing he accomplished such a feat
+as the ascent of Mount Everest, to bring back results
+of equal scientific value with the arctic traveller, while
+the purely geographical information he should gain
+would have fiftyfold greater practical value. The
+art and science of mountaineering has been learned
+and developed in the Alps, and the acquirement of
+this learning has been a pleasure to many. If the
+holiday nature of mountaineering should in the future
+be somewhat dropped, and if a few of those who
+follow should take up the more serious side, and make
+what has been a pastime into a profession (and why
+should not some do so? That which is worth doing
+at all is worth developing to the utmost possible limit),
+good will come, unless it be argued that there is no
+gain in extending geographical knowledge; and no
+advantage in rectifying surveys and rendering them as
+accurate as possible. As has been remarked by Mr.
+Douglas Freshfield, the advantage of including in
+survey parties, such as are still engaged on our Indian
+frontier, the services of some who have made mountaineering
+a branch to be learnt in their profession,
+would be very distinct. Work done in the Alps
+<pb n='317'/><anchor id='Pg317'/>would, in this direction, perhaps, bear the best fruit
+and reap the highest practical value which it might
+be hoped to attain. The value would be real. The
+search after truth, whether it be in the fields of
+natural science, of geography, or its to-be-adopted
+sister orography, can never fail to be right and good
+and beneficial. Enthusiasm all this! you say.
+Granted freely. Without some enthusiasm and
+energy the world would cease to turn, and the retarding
+section of mankind would be triumphant,
+save that they would be too languid to realise the
+victory of their principles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But still, if properly qualified men are to be forthcoming
+to meet such a want, which undoubtedly
+seems to exist, the old training-ground must not be
+deserted; the playground of Europe must be regarded
+in relation to serious work in the same light that the
+playing-fields of Eton were regarded by one who was
+somewhat of an authority. The Great Duke’s remark
+is too well known to need quotation. English folk
+may find it hard to hold their own against their
+near relations in athletic pursuits, such as cricket
+and sculling, but in mountaineering they undoubtedly
+lead, and will continue to do so. In one phase indeed
+of the pursuit their supremacy is menaced. In the
+matter of recognising the practical value to be obtained
+from mountaineering in surveying and the like, they are
+already behind other countries. The roll of honorary
+<pb n='318'/><anchor id='Pg318'/>members of the Alpine Club comprises a list of men,
+most of whom have utilised their mountaineering
+experience to good purpose in advancing scientific
+exploration. In this department it is to be hoped
+that we shall not suffer ourselves to be outstripped,
+nor allow a store of valuable and laboriously acquired
+experience to remain wasted. The threatening cloud
+may pass off; the future of Alpine mountaineering
+may not prove to be so gloomy as it sometimes seems
+to the writer in danger of gradually becoming. The
+depression is, possibly, only temporary, and a natural
+consequence of reaction; and the zigzagging line on
+the chart, though it may never perhaps rise again to
+the point it once marked, yet may keep well at the
+normal—better, perhaps, at such a level than at fever
+heat. The old cry that we know so well on the
+mountains, that meets always with a ready thrill
+of response, may acquire a wider significance, and
+men will be found to answer to the familiar call of
+<q>Vorwärts, immer vorwärts!</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After all, a century hence the mountaineering
+centres of to-day will perhaps still attract as they do
+now. It may be possible to get to Chamouni without
+submitting to the elaborately devised discomfort of
+the present Channel passage, and without the terrors
+of asphyxiation in the carriages of the Chemin de Fer
+du Nord. Surely the charm of the mountains must
+always draw men to the Alps, even though the glaciers
+<pb n='319'/><anchor id='Pg319'/>may have shrunk up and sunk down, though places
+like Arolla and the Grimsel may have become thriving
+towns, or radical changes such as a drainage system
+at Chamouni have been instituted. If the glaciers do
+shrink, there will be all the more scope for the rock
+climber and the more opportunity of perfecting an art
+which has already been so much developed.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">An Alpine Rip van Winkle</note>
+
+<p>
+A Rip van Winkle of our day, waking up in that
+epoch of the future, would for certain find much that
+was unaltered. The same types of humanity would
+be around him. Conceive this somnolent hero of
+fiction, clad in a felt wideawake that had once been
+white, in knickerbockers and Norfolk jacket, of which
+the seams had at one time held together, supporting
+his bent frame and creaking joints on a staff with
+rusted spike and pick. He descends laboriously
+from a vehicle that had jolted impartially generations
+before him (for the carriages of the valley are as little
+liable to wear out, in the eyes of their proprietors, as
+the <q>wonderful one-hoss shay</q>). He finds himself
+on a summer evening by the Hôtel de Ville at
+Chamouni, and facing the newly erected Opera-house.
+He looks with wondering eyes around. A youth
+(great-great-great-great-grandson of Jacques Balmat)
+approaches and waits respectfully by his side, ready to
+furnish information.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Why these flags and these rejoicings?</q> the old
+man asks.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='320'/><anchor id='Pg320'/>
+
+<p>
+<q>To celebrate the tercentenary of the first ascent
+of Mont Blanc,</q> the boy answers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The veteran gazes around, shading his eyes with
+his shrivelled hand. The travellers come in. First
+a triumphal procession of successful and intrepid
+mountaineers. Banners wave, cannon go off—or
+more probably miss fire—bouquets are displayed,
+champagne and compliments are poured out; both
+the latter expressions of congratulation equally gassy,
+and both about equally genuine.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Who are these?</q> the old man inquires.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Do you not see the number on their banner?</q>
+answers the youth; <q>they are the heroes of the forty-fifth
+section of the tenth branch of the northern
+division of the Savoy Alpine Club.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Ah!</q> the old man murmurs to himself, with a
+sigh of recollection, <q>I can remember that they were
+numerous even in my day.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then follows a sad-looking, dejected creature, stealing
+back to his hotel by byways, but with face bronzed
+from exposure on rocks, not scorched by sun-reflecting
+snow; his boots scored with multitudinous little cuts
+and scratches telling of difficult climbing; his hands
+as brown as his face; his finger-nails, it must be
+admitted, seriously impaired in their symmetry.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>And who is this? Has he been guilty of some
+crime?</q> the old man asks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Not so,</q> the answer comes; <q>he has just
+com<pb n='321'/><anchor id='Pg321'/>pleted the thousandth ascent of the Aiguille...;
+he comes of a curious race which, history relates, at
+one time much frequented these districts; but that
+was a great while ago—long before the monarchy
+was re-established. You do well to look at him; that
+is the last of the climbing Englishmen. They always
+seem depressed when they have succeeded in achieving
+their ambition of the moment; it is a characteristic of
+their now almost extinct race.</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Mountaineering in the future</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>And what about the perils of the expedition?</q>
+the old man asks, brightening up a little as if some
+old ideas had suddenly flashed across his mind. <q>I
+would fain know whether the journey is different now
+from what it was formerly; yet the heroes would mock
+me, perchance, if I were to interrogate them.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Not at all,</q> the youth replies. <q>There are but
+few of the first party who would not vouchsafe to give
+you a full account, and might even in their courtesy
+embellish the narrative with flowers of rhetoric. But
+it is unnecessary. They will print a detailed and full
+description of their exploits. It has all been said
+before, but so has everything else, I think.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>That is true,</q> the old man murmurs to himself; <q>it
+was even so in my time, and two hundred years before
+I lived a French writer commenced his book with the
+remark, <q><hi rend='italic'>Tout est dit.</hi></q> But what of the other, the
+dejected survivor? does he not too write?</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Yes, indeed, but not in the same strain; he will
+<pb n='322'/><anchor id='Pg322'/>but pour out a little gentle sarcasm and native spleen,
+in mild criticism of the fulsome periods he peruses in
+other tongues.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Ah me!</q> thinks the old man, <q>in one respect then
+I need not prove so much behind the time. If the
+memory of the Alpine literature of my day were still
+fresh, I could hold mine own with those I see around.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+May I be permitted, in conclusion, to come back
+to our own day, and to say a very few words on the
+subject of mountaineering accidents? Most heartily
+would I concur with any one who raised the objection
+that such remarks are out of place in a chapter on
+the mountaineering of the future. But perhaps we
+have been looking too far ahead, and there may be a
+period to follow between this our time and the future
+to be hoped for.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Dangers of the Alps</note>
+
+<p>
+It has sometimes been stated and written that no
+one desires to remove from mountaineering all danger.
+The dangers of mountaineering have been divided by
+a well-known authority into real and imaginary. The
+supposed existence of the latter is, I grant, desirable,
+especially to the inexperienced climber; but I shall
+always contend that it ought to be the great object of
+every votary of the pursuit to minimise the former to
+the utmost of his ability. Now, it is only by true
+experience—that is, by learning gradually the art of
+mountaineering—that the climber will achieve this
+result. Few of those unacquainted with the subject
+<pb n='323'/><anchor id='Pg323'/>can have any idea of the extraordinary difference
+between the risk run on a difficult expedition (that is,
+on one where difficulties occur: the name of the peak
+or pass has little to do with the matter) by a practised
+mountaineer who has learned something of the art,
+and an inexperienced climber who has nothing but
+the best intentions to assist his steps. The man of
+experience bears always in mind the simple axioms
+and rules of his craft; if he does not he is a bad
+mountaineer. If the plain truth be told, accidents in
+the Alps have almost invariably, to whomsoever they
+befell, been due to breaking one or more of these
+same well-known rules, or, in other words, to bad
+mountaineering. That such is no more than a simple
+statement of fact a former president of the Alpine
+Club, Mr. C. E. Mathews, has abundantly proved.<note place="foot"><hi rend='italic'>Vide</hi> <hi rend="italic">Alpine Journal</hi>, vol. xi. p. 78. <q>The Alpine Obituary,</q>
+by C. E. Mathews.</note>
+Numbers of our countrymen, young and old, annually
+rush out to the Alps for the first time. Fired with
+ambition, or led on by the fascination of the pastime,
+with scarcely any preliminary training and no preliminary
+study of the subject, they at once begin to
+attack the more difficult peaks and passes. Success
+perhaps attends their efforts. Unfit, they go up a
+difficult mountain, trusting practically to the ability
+of the guides to do their employers’ share of the work
+as well as their own. They descend, and think to gauge
+<pb n='324'/><anchor id='Pg324'/>their skill by the name of the expedition undertaken.
+The state of the weather and of the mountain determine
+whether such a performance be an act of simple
+or of culpable folly. For such the imaginary dangers
+are the most formidable. If they had taken the
+trouble to begin at the beginning, to learn the difference
+between the stem and stern of a boat before
+attempting to navigate an ironclad, they would have
+recognised, and profited by, the true risks run. As
+it is, they are probably inflated with conceit at overcoming
+visionary difficulties. They may make, indeed,
+in this way what in Alpine slang is called a good
+<q>book;</q> but by far the greater number fail to perceive
+that there is anything to learn. It is a pastime—an
+amusement; they do not look beyond this.
+But these same climbers would admit that in other
+forms of sport, such as cricket or rowing, proficiency
+is not found in beginners. It is in the study and
+development of the amusement that the true and
+deeper pleasure is to be found. A tyro in cricket
+would make himself an object of ridicule in a high-class
+match; the novice in the art of rowing would
+be loth to display his feeble powers if thrust into a
+racing four with three tried oarsmen; and yet the
+embryo climber can see nothing absurd in attacking
+mountains of recognised difficulty. Inexperience in
+the former instances at least could cause no harm,
+while ignorance of the elementary principles of
+moun<pb n='325'/><anchor id='Pg325'/>taineering renders the climber a serious source of
+danger not only to himself but to others. There is
+no royal road to the acquirement of mountaineering
+knowledge. It is just as difficult to use the axe or
+alpenstock properly as the oar or the racquet; just
+as much patient, persevering practice is needed; but
+it is not on difficult expeditions that such inexperience
+can be best overcome.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The real mountaineer</note>
+
+<p>
+A man of average activity could, probably, actually
+climb, without any particular experience, most of, or
+all, the more difficult rock peaks under good conditions
+of weather and the like. But how different from the
+really practical mountaineer, who strives to make an
+art of his pastime. Watch the latter. First and
+foremost, he knows when to turn back, and does not
+hesitate to act as his judgment directs. He bears in
+mind that there is pleasure to be obtained from
+mountaineering even though the programme may not
+be carried out in its entirety as planned, and realises
+to the full that
+</p>
+
+<lg>
+<l>’Tis better to have climbed and failed</l>
+<l>Than never to have climbed at all.</l>
+</lg>
+
+<p>
+His companions are always safe with him, his climbing
+unselfish; he never dislodges a loose stone—except
+purposely—either with hands, feet, or the loose
+rope; he is always as firm as circumstances will
+permit, prepared to withstand any sudden slip; he
+never puts forth more strength at each step than is
+<pb n='326'/><anchor id='Pg326'/>necessary, thus saving his powers, being always ready
+in an emergency, and never degenerating into that
+most dangerous of encumbrances, a tired member of
+a united party: not, of course, that the vast majority
+of amateurs can ever hope, with their imperfect
+practice, to attain to the level of even a second-rate
+guide; still, by bringing his intelligence to bear on
+this, as he does on any other amusement, the
+amateur can render himself something more than
+a thoroughly reliable companion on any justifiable
+expedition.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Conclusion</note>
+
+<p>
+Let the spirit of competition lead young climbers
+to strive after excellence in this direction, rather than,
+as is too commonly the case, induce them to take
+<q>Times</q> as the criterion of mountaineering proficiency.
+There are instructors enough. Even from
+an inferior guide an infinite amount may be learnt;
+at the least such a one can recognise the real danger
+of the Alps, and in this respect possesses a faculty
+which is one of the chief the mountaineer has to
+acquire. Let the spirit in which the Alps are climbed
+be of some such nature as that I have attempted to
+indicate, and accidents such as those recorded in
+Mr. C. E. Mathews’ grim list will be of such rare
+occurrence that they will never be called up to discredit
+mountaineering. If, perchance, any words
+here written shall prompt in the future the climber
+to perfect his art more and more while frequenting
+<pb n='327'/><anchor id='Pg327'/>the old haunts, and to extend and utilise mountaineering
+still more, then at least the writer may feel, like
+the mountain when it had brought forth the ridiculous
+mouse, that his labour has not been wholly in vain.
+Yet more: his gloomy forebodings shall be falsified,
+and with respect to the future of mountaineering the
+outlook will be bright enough.
+</p>
+
+<p rend="center; margin-top: 4; font-size: x-small">
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+ <item><ref target="corr031">page 31</ref>, <q>gulley</q> changed to <q>gully</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr096">page 96</ref>, <q>sepulchra</q> changed to <q>sepulchral</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr113">page 113</ref>, <q>complicate</q> changed to <q>complicated</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr151">page 151</ref>, <q>thoughful</q> changed to <q>thoughtful</q></item>
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ABOVE THE SNOW LINE***
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+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+ LONDON: PRINTED BY
+ SPOTTISWOODE AND CO., NEW-STREET SQUARE
+ AND PARLIAMENT STREET
+
+ [Illustration: THE BIETSCHHORN. FROM THE PETERSGRAT]
+
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+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+ MOUNTAINEERING SKETCHES
+ BETWEEN 1870 AND 1880
+
+ BY
+ CLINTON DENT
+ VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE ALPINE CLUB
+
+
+ "_Celui qui n'a jamais ses heures_
+ _de folie est moins sage qu'il ne le_
+ _pense_"--LA BRUYERE
+
+
+
+WITH TWO ENGRAVINGS BY EDWARD WHYMPER AND
+AN ILLUSTRATION BY PERCY MACQUOID
+
+
+LONDON
+LONGMANS, GREEN, AND CO.
+1885
+
+_All rights reserved_
+
+
+
+
+
+ THESE SKETCHES OF MOUNTAINEERING
+ I DEDICATE TO
+ T. I. D.
+ IN THE HOPE THAT A BOOK WITHOUT A HEROINE
+ MAY, AT LEAST, ACQUIRE SOME FEMININE INTEREST
+
+
+
+
+
+ PREFACE
+
+
+Some of the following sketches do not now appear for the first time; but
+such as have been before published in other form have been entirely
+re-written, and, in great measure, recast.
+
+
+
+To the writer the work has afforded an occasional distraction from more
+serious professional work, and he cannot wish better than that it should
+serve the same purpose to the reader.
+
+CORTINA DI AMPEZZO:
+_September 1884_.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CONTENTS
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE
+ PAGE
+Buried records--_Litera scripta manet_--The survival of the unfit--A 1
+literary octopus--Sybaritic mountaineering--On mountain
+"form"--Lessons to be learned in the Alps--The growth and spread of
+the climbing craze--Variations of the art--A tropical day in the
+valley--A deserted hostelry--The hotel staff appears in several
+characters--Ascent of the Balfrinhorn--Our baggage train and
+transport department--A well-ventilated shelter--On sleeping out:
+its advantages on the present occasion--The Mischabelhoerner family
+group--A plea for Saas and the Fee plateau--We attack the
+Suedlenzspitz--The art of detecting hidden crevasses--Plans for the
+future--Sentiment on a summit--The feast is spread--The
+Alphubeljoch--We meet our warmest welcome at an inn
+CHAPTER II.
+THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT
+The Alpine dramatis personae--Mountaineering fact and romance--The 31
+thirst for novelty and its symptoms--The first ascent of the
+Moming--Preliminaries are observed--Rock _v._ snow mountains--The
+amateur and the guide on rocks and on snow--The programme is made
+out--Franz Andermatten--Falling stones in the gully--We smooth away
+the difficulties--The psychological effects of reaching mountain
+summits--A rock bombardment and a narrow escape--The youthful
+tourist and his baggage--Hotel trials--We are interviewed--The
+gushers
+CHAPTER III.
+EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+The Alps and the early mountaineers--The last peaks to 56
+surrender--The Aiguille du Dru--Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury's
+attempt on the peak--One-day expeditions in the Alps and thoughts
+on huts and sleeping out--The Chamouni guide system--A word on
+guides, past and present--The somnolent landlord and his
+peculiarities--Some of the party see a chamois--Doubts as to the
+peak and the way--The duplicity of the Aiguille deceives
+us--Telescopic observations--An ill-arranged glacier--Franz and his
+mighty axe--A start on the rocks in the wrong direction--Progress
+reported--An adjournment--The rocks of the lower peak of the
+Aiguille du Dru--Our first failure--The expedition resumed--A new
+line of ascent--We reach the sticking point--Beaten back--The
+results gained by the two days' climbing
+CHAPTER IV.
+A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY
+The art of meteorological vaticination--The climate we leave our 96
+homes for--Observations in the valley--The diligence arrives and
+shoots its load--Types of travellers--The Alpine habitue--The
+elderly spinster on tour--A stern Briton--A family party--We seek
+fresh snow-fields--The Bietschhorn--A sepulchral bivouac--On early
+starts and their curious effects on the temperament--A choice of
+routes--A deceptive ice gully--The avalanches on the Bietschhorn--We
+work up to a dramatic situation--The united party nearly fall
+out--A limited panorama--A race for home--Caught out--A short
+cut--Driven to extremities--The water jump--An aged person comes to
+the rescue--A classical banquet at Ried--The old cure and his
+hospitality--A wasted life?
+CHAPTER V.
+AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE
+Chamouni again--The hotel _clientele_--A youthful hero--The 130
+inevitable English family--A scientific gentleman--A dream of the
+future--The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine literature--A
+condensed mountain ascent--Wanted, a programme--A double
+"Brocken"--A hill-side phenomenon and a familiar character--A
+strong argument--Halting doubts and fears--A digression on
+mountaineering accidents--"From gay to grave, from lively to
+severe"--The storm breaks--A battle with the elements--Beating the
+air--The ridge carried by assault--What next, and next?--A
+topographical problem and a cool proposal--The descent down the
+Vallee Blanche--The old Montanvert hotel--The Montanvert path and
+its frequenters
+CHAPTER VI.
+ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+"_Decies repetita placebit_"
+Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure--Expeditions on 169
+the Aiguille du Dru in 1874--The ridge between the Aiguilles du
+Dru and Verte--"Defendu de passer par la"--Distance lends
+enchantment--Other climbers attack the peak--View of the mountain
+from the Col de Balme--We try the northern side, and fail more
+signally than usual--Showing that mountain fever is of the
+recurrent type--We take seats below, but have no opportunity of
+going up higher--The campaign opens--We go under canvas--A spasmodic
+start, and another failure--A change of tactics and a new
+leader--Our sixteenth attempt--Sports and pastimes at Chamouni--The
+art of cray-fishing--The apparel oft proclaims the man--A canine
+acquaintance--A new ally--The turning-point of the expedition--A
+rehearsal for the final performance--A difficult descent--A blank
+in the narrative--A carriage misadventure--A penultimate failure--We
+start with two guides and finish with one--The rocks of the
+Dru--Maurer joins the party--Our nineteenth attempt--A narrow escape
+in the gully--The arete at last--The final scramble--Our foe is
+vanquished and decorated--The return journey--Benighted--A moonlight
+descent--We are graciously received--On "fair" mountaineering--The
+prestige of new peaks--Chamouni becomes festive--"Heut' Abend
+grosses Feuerwerkfest"--Chamouni dances and shows hospitality--The
+scene closes in
+CHAPTER VII.
+BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS
+1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+On well-ordered intellects--The drawbacks of accurate
+memory--Sub-Alpine walks: their admirers and their
+recommendations--The "High-Level Route"--The Ruinette--An infallible
+prescription for ill-humour--A climb and a meditation on grass
+slopes--The agile person's acrobatic feats--The psychological
+effects of sunrise--The ascent of the Ruinette--We return to our
+mutton at Arolla--A vision on the hill-side.
+2. _A Little Maiden._
+Saas in the olden days--A neglected valley--The mountains drained 236
+dry--A curious omission--The Portienhorn, and its good points as a
+mountain--The chef produces a masterpiece--An undesirable tenement
+to be let unfurnished--An evicted family--A rapid act of
+mountaineering--On the pleasures of little climbs--The various
+methods of making new expeditions on one mountain--On the
+mountaineer who has nothing to learn, and his consequent
+ignorance
+CHAPTER VIII.
+A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY
+Long "waits" and entr'actes--The Mont Buet as an unknown 266
+mountain--We hire carriages--A digression on a stationary vehicle--A
+straggling start--The incomplete moralist--The niece to the
+moralist--A discourse on gourmets--An artistic interlude--We become
+thoughtful, and reach the height of sentiment and the top of the
+Mont Buet--Some other members of the party--The mountaineers
+perform--How glissading ambition did o'erleap itself--A vision on
+the summit--The moralist leaves us for a while--Entertainment at
+the Berard Chalet--View of the Aiguille Verte--The end of the
+journey
+CHAPTER IX.
+A FRAGMENT
+An unauthentic MS.--Solitude on the mountain: its advantages to 291
+the historian of the Alps--A rope walk--The crossing of the
+Schrund--A novel form of avalanche and an airy situation--A
+towering obstacle--The issue of the expedition in the balance--A
+very narrow escape--The final rush--Victory!--The perils of the
+descent--I plunge _in medias res_--A flying descent
+CHAPTER X.
+THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING
+Mountaineers and their critics--The early days of the Alpine 300
+Club--The founders of mountaineering--The growth of the
+amusement--Novelty and exploration--The formation of
+centres--Narrowing of the field of mountaineering--The upward limit
+of mountaineering--De Saussure's experience--Modern development of
+climbing--Mr. Whymper's experience--Mr. Graham's experience--The
+ascent of great heights--Mr. Grove's views--Messrs. Coxwell and
+Glaisher's balloon experiences--Reasons for dissenting from Mr.
+Glaisher's views--The possibility of ascending Mount
+Everest--Physiological aspect of the question--Acclimatisation to
+great heights--The direction in which mountaineering should be
+developed--The results that may be obtained--Chamouni a century
+hence--A Rip van Winkle in the Pennine Alps--The dangers of
+mountaineering--Conclusion
+
+ -----------
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+THE BIETSCHHORN FROM THE PETERSGRAT _Frontispiece_
+THE AIGUILLE DU DRU FROM THE SOUTH _to face page_ 169
+A VISION ON A SUMMIT " 282
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ ABOVE THE SNOW LINE
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER I.
+
+
+ AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE
+
+
+ Buried records--_Litera scripta manet_--The survival of the unfit--A
+ literary octopus--Sybaritic mountaineering--On mountain
+ "form"--Lessons to be learned in the Alps--The growth and spread of
+ the climbing craze--Variations of the art--A tropical day in the
+ valley--A deserted hostelry--The hotel staff appears in several
+ characters--Ascent of the Balfrinhorn--Our baggage train and
+ transport department--A well-ventilated shelter--On sleeping out:
+ its advantages on the present occasion--The Mischabelhoerner family
+ group--A plea for Saas and the Fee plateau--We attack the
+ Suedlenzspitz--The art of detecting hidden crevasses--Plans for the
+ future--Sentiment on a summit--The feast is spread--The
+ Alphubeljoch--We meet our warmest welcome at an inn.
+
+
+There exists a class of generously-minded folk who display a desire to
+improve their fellow-creatures and a love for their species, by referring
+pointedly to others for the purpose of mentioning that the objects of
+their remarks have never been guilty of certain enormities: a critical
+process, which is about equivalent to tarring an individual, but, from
+humanitarian considerations, omitting to feather him also. The ordeal, as
+applied to others, is unwarrantable; but there is a certain odd pleasure
+in subjecting oneself to it. Now, it is but a paraphrase to say that the
+more we go about, the more, in all probability, shall we be strengthened
+in the conviction that the paradise of fools must have a large acreage.
+The average Briton has a constantly present dread that he is likely to do
+something to justify his admission into that department of Elysium. The
+thought that he has so qualified, will wake him up if it crosses his mind
+even in a dream, or make his blood run cold--whatever that may mean--in his
+active state. Thus it falls out that he is for ever, as it were, conning
+over the pass-book of his actions, and marvelling how few entries he can
+find on the credit side, as he does so. It is asserted as a fact (and it
+were hard to gainsay the sentiment), that _Litera scripta manet_. No
+doubt; but how much more obtrusively true is it that printed matter is as
+indestructible as the Hydra? It has occurred sometimes to the writer, on
+very, very sleepless nights, to take down from a shelf, to slap the cover
+in order to get rid of a considerable amount of dust, and to peruse, in a
+volume well-known to all members of the Alpine Club, accounts written
+years before, of early mountain expeditions. To trace in some such way, at
+any rate to search for, indications of a fancied development of mind has a
+curious fascination for the solitary man. Effusions which an author would
+jealously hide away from the eyes of his friends, have a strangely
+absorbing interest to the man who reflects that he himself was their
+perpetrator.
+
+(M1)
+
+We most of us, whatever principles we assert on the matter, keep stowed
+away, in some corner or another, the overflow of a fancied talent. The
+form varies: it may, perhaps, be a five act tragedy, possibly a
+psychological disquisition, or a sensational novel in three volumes of MS.
+It is a satisfaction to turn such treasures out from time to time when no
+eyes are upon us, even if it be only to thank Heaven devoutly that they
+have always lain unknown and uncriticised. "Il n'y a rien qui rafraichisse
+le sang comme d'avoir su eviter de faire une sottise." Of work done, of
+which the author had no especial reason to be proud, a feeling of
+thankfulness in a lesser degree may arise from the consciousness that, if
+ever recognised at all, it is now, happily, forgotten. So have these early
+effusions sometimes amused, not infrequently astounded, and at the worst
+have nearly always brought the wished-for slumber; and yet in Alpine
+writings the same accounts were for the most part as faithful
+representations as the writer could set down on paper of impressions made
+at the time. It has often occurred to me to ask what manner of description
+a writer would give of an expedition made many years before. How would the
+lapse of time influence him? Would he make light of whatever danger there
+was? Would the picture require a very decided coat of varnish to make it
+at all recognisable? Would the crudities come out still more strongly, or
+would the colours all have faded and sunk harmoniously together in his
+picture? The speculation promised to be interesting enough to make it
+worth while to give practical effect to the idea. Now the expedition
+narrated in this chapter was made in 1870, and possibly, therefore, if a
+description were worth giving at all, it had better have been given fresh.
+We can always find some proverb tending more or less to justify any course
+of action that we may be desirous of pursuing, and by distorting the
+meaning of a quotation manage to serve our own ends. Of all the ill-used
+remarks of this nature, surely the most often employed is, "Better late
+than never;" the extreme elasticity of which saying, in the application
+thereof, is well evidenced by the doctor who employed it in justification
+of his late arrival when he came on a professional visit to the lady and
+found the baby learning its alphabet.
+
+(M2)
+
+When an aquarium was a fashionable resort, amongst a good many queer and
+loose fish, we became familiar with a monstrously ill-favoured beast
+called a cuttle-fish: and may have had a chance of seeing how the animal,
+if attacked by his physical superior, resorted to the ingenious plan of
+effusing a quantity of ink, and, under cover of this, retreating hastily
+backwards out of harm's way. There are some, less ingenuous than the
+Octopus, who retreat first into obscurity and then pour out their effusion
+of ink. But it is more common to use the flare of an epigram or of a
+proverb, as a conjurer does his wand, to distract attention for the moment
+and divert the thought current from matters we do not wish to be too
+evident. At any rate, I must in the present instance lay under tribute the
+author of Proverbs, and add another straw to the already portentous burden
+that they who wish to compound for literary sins have already piled on his
+back. Apologising is, however, a dangerous vice, as a well-known writer
+has remarked. The account, though a sort of literary congenital cripple,
+has still a prescriptive right to live. Besides this expedition was
+undertaken in the pre-Sybaritic age of mountaineering, and before the
+later refinements of that art and science had taken firm hold of its
+votaries. What would the stern explorers of former time have thought, or
+said, if they had perceived persons engaged on the glaciers sitting down
+on camp-stools to a light refection of truffle pie and cold punch? Such
+banquets are not uncommon now, though precisians with a tendency to
+dyspepsia still object strongly to them. In those days, too, mountaineers
+were not so much differentiated that climbers were talked of by their
+fellows like cricketers are described in the book of Lillywhite. "Jones,"
+for instance, "is a brilliant cragsman, but inclined to be careless on
+moraines." "Noakes," again, "remarkably sure and steady on snow, fairly
+good in a couloir, would do better if he did not possess such an
+astounding appetite and would pay more attention to the use of the rope."
+"Stokes possesses remarkable knowledge of the Alps; on rocks climbs with
+his head; we wish we could say honestly that he can climb at all with his
+hands and feet." "Thompson, first-rate step-cutter; walks on snow with the
+graceful gait and unlaboured action of a shrimp-catcher at his work: kicks
+down every loose stone he touches." Thus different styles of climbing are
+recognised. "Form," as it is called in climbing, was in the old days an
+unknown term, and yet it is probable that the "form" was by no means
+inferior to any that can be shown now-a-days. The reason is obvious enough
+and the explanation lies simply in the fact that the apprenticeship served
+in the mountains was then much longer than it is now. People did not so
+often try to ride a steeple-chase before they had learnt to sit in a
+saddle, or appreciated that the near side was the best by which to get up.
+When this particular expedition was made (towards which I feel that I am
+an unconscionable time in making a start) I had been five or six seasons
+in the Alps, during the first two of which I had never set foot on a
+snow-slope. There had always seemed to me from the first, to be so much
+absolutely to learn in mountaineering: there is no less now, indeed there
+is more, for the science has been developed, but it seems beyond doubt,
+that fewer people recognise the fact. Like most other arts, it can only be
+learnt in one way, by constant practice, by constant care and attention
+and by always doing everything in the mountains to the best of one's
+ability. Too many may seem to think that there is a royal road, and fail
+to recognise that a plebeian does not alter his status by walking along
+this variety of highway.
+
+(M3)
+
+Time rolled on. The fascination of climbing spread abroad, and it followed
+with the increasing number of mountaineers that more and more difficulties
+were experienced in attempts to diversify the sport in the Alps alone, and
+in emerging from the common herd of climbers. Then a new danger arose. The
+sport grew fashionable--a serious symptom to its true lovers. Books of
+Alpine adventure readily found readers; novels, and other forms of
+nonsense, were written about the mountains; accounts of new expeditions
+were telegraphed at once to all parts of the world, and found as important
+a place in the newspapers as the Derby betting, or the latest reports as
+to the precise medical details of some eminent person's internal
+complaint. Still further did the craving for novelty spread, and more
+strange did the means of satisfying it become. The mountains were ascended
+without guides: in winter; by people afflicted with mental aberration who
+wore tall hats and frock coats on the glaciers; by persons who were
+ignorant of the laws of optics as applied to large telescopes; in bad
+weather, by wrong routes and so forth. Then, too, set in what may be
+called the variation craze. This is very infectious. For those who can see
+no beauty in a scene that some one else has gazed on before it is still a
+passion. We may still at times, in the Alps, hear people say, "Oh yes,
+that is a very fine expedition, no doubt, but I don't think I care much
+about undertaking it; you see so and so has done it; couldn't we manage to
+strike out a different line?" The result is a "variation" expedition. The
+composer when hard driven, and not strongly under the influence of the
+Muse, will at times take some innocent, simple melody and submit it to
+exquisite torture by writing what he is pleased to call variations.
+Sometimes he will not rest till he has perpetrated as many as thirty-two
+on some innocent little tune of our childhood. The original air becomes
+entirely lost, like a sixpence buried in a flour bag, and we may marvel,
+for instance, as may the travelled American, at the immense amount of
+foreign matter that may be introduced into "Home, sweet home." Even so
+does the climber sometimes practise his art. But for one who entertains a
+strict respect for the old order of things, and for the memory of an age
+of mountaineering now rapidly passing into oblivion, to write in any such
+strain would be intolerable. And so, even as a theatrical manager when his
+brilliant play, stolen, or, as it is generally described, "adapted," from
+the French, does not run, I may be allowed to raise the curtain on a
+revival of the old drama, a comedy in one short act, and not provided with
+any very thrilling "situations." The "scenarium" lay ready to hand in the
+leaves of an old journal, which may possibly share, with other old leaves,
+the property of being rather dry. But we are meandering, as it were, in
+the valleys, and run some risk of digressing too far from the path which
+should lead to the mountain in hand. There is a story of a clergyman who
+selected a rather long text as a preface to his discourse, and finding,
+when he had read it at length a second time, that his congregation were
+mostly disposed in attitudes which might be of attention, but which were,
+at the same time, suggestive of slumber, wisely concluded to defer
+enlarging upon it till a more fitting occasion, and dismissed his hearers,
+or at any rate those present, with the remark that they had heard his text
+and that he would not presume to mar its effectiveness by any exordium
+upon it. _Revenons._
+
+(M4)
+
+In the early part of August 1870, our party walked one sultry day up the
+Saas Valley. The dust glittered thick and yellow on our boots. Many of the
+smaller brooks had struck work altogether, while the main river was
+reduced to a clear stream trickling lazily down between sloping banks of
+rounded white boulders that shone with a painful glare in the strong
+sunlight. The more muscular of the grasshoppers found their limbs so
+lissom in the warmth that they achieved the most prodigious leaps out of
+sheer lightheartedness; for they sprang so far that they could have had no
+definite idea where they might chance to light. On the stone walls busy
+little lizards, with heaving flanks, scurried about with little fitful
+spurts, and vanished abruptly into the crannies, perpetually playing hide
+and seek with each other, and always seeming out of breath. The foliage
+drooped motionless in the heavy air and the shadows it cast lengthened
+along the dusty ground as steadily as the streak on a sundial. The smoke
+from the guides' pipes (and guides, like itinerant nigger minstrels,
+always have pipes in their mouths when moving from the scene of one
+performance to another) hung in mid air, and the vile choking smell of the
+sputtering lucifer matches was perceptible when the laggards reached the
+spot where a man a hundred yards ahead had lighted one of these
+abominations.
+
+To pass under the shade of a walnut tree was refreshing like a cold
+douche; and to step forth again into the heat and glare made one almost
+gasp. Flannel shirts were miserably inadequate to the strain put upon
+their absorbent qualities. The potatoes and cabbages were white and
+piteously dusty. Even the pumpkins seemed to be trying to bury their plump
+forms in the cool recesses of the earth. Everywhere there seemed a
+consciousness as of a heavy droning hum. All of which may be concisely
+summed up in the now classical opening remark of a well-known comedy
+character, one "Perkyn Middlewick" to wit, "It's 'ot."
+
+(M5)
+
+When within a little distance of the hotel I enquired whether it was worth
+while for one of the party to push on to secure rooms. The guides thought,
+on the whole, that it was unnecessary, and this opinion was justified
+subsequently by the fact that we found ourselves the sole occupants of the
+hotel during the week or so that we remained in the district. It was the
+year of the war; ugly rumours were about, but very few tourists.
+Selecting, therefore, the most luxurious apartment, and having given over
+to the care of one Franz, who appeared in the character of "boots" to the
+hotel, a remarkable pair of cowhide brogues of original design, as hard as
+sabots and much more uncomfortable, I sat down on a stone slab, in order
+to cool down to a temperature that might permit of dining without fear of
+imperilling digestion. So pleased were the hotel authorities at the
+presence of a traveller that they exerted themselves to the utmost to
+entertain us well, and with remarkable results. I find a record of the
+dinner served. There were ten dishes in consecutive order, exclusive of
+what Americans term "fixings." As to the nature of nine it was difficult
+to speak with any degree of certainty, but the tenth was apparently a
+blackbird that had perished of starvation and whose attenuated form the
+chef had bulged out with extraneous matter. Franz, who seemed to be a sort
+of general utility man to the establishment, had thrown off, with the ease
+of a Gomersal or a Ducrow, the outward habiliments of a boots and appeared
+now as a waiter, in a shirt so hard and starched that he was unable to
+bend and could only button his waistcoat by the sense of touch. The repast
+over, Franz removed the shirt front and unbent thereupon in manner as in
+person. Assuming engaging airs, he entered into conversation, disappearing
+however for short intervals at times, in order, as might be inferred from
+certain sounds proceeding from an adjoining apartment, to discharge the
+duties of a chamber-maid. Subsequently it transpired that he was the
+proprietor of the hotel.
+
+(M6)
+
+We agreed to commence our mountaineering by an ascent of the Balfrinhorn,
+a most charming walk and one which even in those days was considered a
+gentle climb. There are few peaks about this district which will better
+repay the climber of moderately high ambition, and it is possible to
+complete the expedition without retracing the steps. There is no danger,
+and it is hard to say to what part of the mountain an enthusiast would
+have to go in order to discover any: so the expedition, though perhaps
+prosaic, is still very interesting throughout and quite in the olden
+style. The solitude at the hotel was somewhat dull, and the conversational
+powers of the guides soon exhausted if we travelled beyond the subject of
+chamois hunting, I did indeed try on one occasion to explain to them, in
+answer to an earnest request, the military system of Great Britain. But,
+with a limited vocabulary, the task was not easy and, as I could not think
+of any words to express what was meant by red tape, circumlocution, and
+short service, my exposition was limited to enlarging on the facts that
+the warriors of my native country were exceeding valiant folk with very
+fine chests, that they wore highly padded red coats and little hats like
+half bonbon boxes cocked on one side and that they would never consent to
+be slaves. Burgener, anxious for some more stirring expedition, suggested
+that we should climb the Dom from the Saas side or make a first ascent of
+the Suedlenzspitz. We had often talked of the former expedition, which had
+not at the time been achieved, and, in order to facilitate its
+accomplishment, divers small grants of money had been sent out from
+England to be expended in the construction of a hut some five hours' walk
+above Fee. In answer to enquiries, the guides reported with no small
+amount of pride, that the building had been satisfactorily completed and
+they were of opinion that it was ready for occupation. At some length the
+process of building was described and it really seemed from their account
+that they had caused to be erected a shelter of unduly pretentious
+dimensions. It appeared, however, that the residence was equally well
+placed to serve as a shelter for an ascent of the Suedlenzspitz and we
+decided ultimately to attack that peak first. Great preparations were
+made; an extensive assortment of very inferior blankets was produced and
+spread out in the road in front of the hotel, either for airing or some
+other ill-defined purpose, possibly from some natural pride in the
+extensive resources of the hotel. Then they pulled down and piled into a
+little stack, opposite the front door, fire wood enough to roast an ox, or
+convert an enthusiast into a saint.
+
+(M7)
+
+One fine afternoon we started. The entire staff and _personnel_ of the
+hotel would have turned out to wish us good luck, but did not actually do
+so, as he was engaged in a back shed milking a cow. Laden with a large
+bundle of fire wood, I toiled up the steep grass slopes above Fee, leading
+to the Hochbalm glacier. The day was oppressively hot, and I was not
+wholly ungrateful on finding that the string round my bundle was loose and
+that the sticks dropped out one after another: accordingly I selected a
+place in the extreme rear of the caravan, lest my delinquencies should
+perchance be observed. The sun beat mercilessly down upon our backs on
+these bare slopes and we sighed involuntarily for Vallombrosa or Monaco or
+some equally shady place. The guides, who up to that time had spoken of
+their building as if it were of somewhat palatial dimensions, now began
+rather to disparage the construction. Doubts were expressed as to the
+effects certain storms and heavy falls of snow might have had on it and
+regrets that the weather had prevented the builders from attending as
+minutely to details of finish and decoration as they could have wished.
+Putting this and that together, I came to the conclusion that the erection
+would probably be found to display but indifferent architectural merit.
+However, there was nothing better to look forward to. "Where is it?" "Oh,
+right up there, under the big cliff, close to where Alexander is." In the
+dim distance could be distinguished the form of our guide as a little dark
+mass progressing on two pink flesh-coloured streaks, striding rapidly up
+the hill. The phenomenon of colour was due to the fact that, prompted by
+the sultriness of the day, Alexander had adopted in his garb a temporary
+variation of the Highland costume. A few minutes later he joined us,
+clothed indeed, and in a right, but still a melancholy frame of mind.
+Shaking his head sadly, he explained that a grievous disaster had taken
+place, evidently in the spring. The forebodings of the
+constructively-minded rustics we had left below, who knew about as much of
+architecture as they did of metaphysics, proved now to be true. They had
+remarked that they feared lest some chance stone should have fallen, and
+possibly have inflicted damage on the hut. Why they had selected a site
+where such an accident might happen, was not at the moment quite obvious,
+but it became so later on. Burgener told us that the roof had been carried
+away. Beyond question the roof was gone; at any rate it was not there, and
+the rock must have fallen in a remarkable way indeed, for the cliff above
+was slightly overhanging, and the falling boulder, which was held
+accountable for the disaster, had carried away every vestige of wood-work
+about the place, not leaving even a splinter or a chip. However, to the
+credit of the builders, be it said that they had tidied up and swept very
+nicely, for there was no sawdust to be seen anywhere, nor indeed, any
+trace of carpentering work. The hut consequently resolved itself into a
+semi-circular stone wall, very much out of the perpendicular, built
+against a rock face. The chief architect, evidently a thoughtful person,
+had not omitted to leave a door. But it was easier on the whole to step
+over the wall, which I did, with as much scorn as Remus himself could have
+thrown into the action when seeking to aggravate his brother Romulus. So
+we entered into possession of the premises without, at any rate, the
+trouble of any preliminary legal formalities.
+
+(M8)
+
+In the matter of sleeping out, all mountaineers pass, provided they keep
+long enough at it, through three stages. In the early period, when imbued
+with what has been poetically termed the "ecstatic alacrity" of youth,
+they burn with a desire to undergo hardship on mountains. Possibly a
+craving for sympathy in discomfort--that most universal of human
+attributes--prompts them to spend their nights in the most unsuitable
+places for repose. The practical carrying out of this tendency is apt to
+freeze very literally their ardour; at least, it did so in our case. Then
+follows a period during which the climber laughs to scorn any idea of
+dividing his mountain expedition. He starts the moment after midnight and
+plods along with a gait as free and elastic as that of a stage pilgrim or
+a competitor in a six days' "go-as-you-please" pedestrian contest: for
+those who have a certain gift of somnambulism this method has its
+advantages. Finally comes a stage when the climber's one thought is to get
+all the enjoyment possible out of his expedition and to get it in the way
+that seems best at the time. Now again he may be found at times tenanting
+huts, or the forms of shelter which are supposed to represent them. But
+his manner is changed; he no longer travels burdened with the impedimenta
+of his earlier days. He never looks at his watch now, except to ascertain
+the utmost limit of time he can dwell on a view. With advancing years and
+increasing Alpine wisdom, he derides the idea of accurately timing an
+expedition. His pedometer is probably left at home; he eats whenever he is
+hungry, and ceases to consider it a _sine qua non_ that he must return to
+hotel quarters in time for dinner. Nor does he ever commit the youthful
+folly of walking at the rate of five miles an hour along the mule path in
+the valley or the high road at the end of an expedition, gaining thereby
+sore feet and absolutely nothing else. When he has reached this stage,
+however, he is considered _passe_; and when he has reached this stage he
+probably begins really to appreciate to the full the depth of the charm to
+be found in mountaineering.
+
+But I digress even as the driven pig. A miserable night did we spend
+behind the stone wall. About 9 P.M. came a furious hail-storm: at 10 P.M.
+rain fell heavily: at 11 P.M. snow began and went on till daybreak about 4
+A.M. At 5 A.M. we got up quite stiff and stark like a recently killed
+villain of melodrama, when carried off the stage by four supers. By 6 A.M.
+I had got into my boots. At 9 A.M. we swooped down once more on Franz at
+the hotel at Saas, persuaded him to relinquish certain scavenging
+occupations in which he was engaged, and to resume his post of waiter. A
+day or two later we sought our shelter once more. No luxurious provisions
+did we take with us. Some remarkable red wine, so sour that it forced one
+involuntarily to turn the head round over the shoulder on drinking it,
+filled one knapsack. The other contained slices of bread with parallel
+strata of a greasy nature intervening. These were spoken of, when we had
+occasion to allude to them, as sandwiches. The fat was found to be an
+excellent emollient to my boots.
+
+(M9)
+
+The Suedlenzspitz, though tall, labours under the topographical
+disadvantage of being placed in the company of giants. Close by, on the
+north side, is the Nadelhorn (14,876 ft.), while to the south, at no great
+distance, the Dom towers far above, reaching a height of 14,942 feet. In
+the Federal map of Switzerland (which is not very accurate in its
+delineation of the Saas district), the height of the Suedlenzspitz is
+marked as 14,108 ft. North and south from the Suedlenzspitz, stretch away
+well-marked, but not particularly sharp ridges, the northern being chiefly
+of snow, and inclined at a moderate angle. To the east, a sharper rocky
+ridge falls away, terminating below, after the fashion of a "rational"
+divided skirt, in two undecided continuations which enclosed the Fall
+glacier. Climbing up by this ridge, Mr. W. W. Graham ascended the mountain
+in 1882. The "variation" is described as presenting very serious
+difficulties. But in our day, the old-fashioned custom of ascending
+mountains by the most obviously practicable way was still in vogue, and we
+decided, therefore, to make for the northern buttress. Leaping over the
+wall enclosing the ground-floor of our bivouac, we descended on to the
+Hochbalm glacier, made our way across the upper snow basin, and in good
+time reached the foot of the slope no great distance south of the
+Nadelhorn. The view during this part of the walk is very characteristic of
+the range. From almost any point of view, the traveller is surrounded on
+three sides by a clearly marked amphitheatre of very beautifully formed
+mountains. On the right, the shapely little Ulrichshorn rises up in a
+self-sufficient manner, like a single artichoke in a vegetable dish. In
+front is the mass of the Nadelhorn and Suedlenzspitz, while, looking back,
+the view of the mountains on the east side of the Saas valley is one of
+great and varied beauty. It must be confessed that these statements are
+derived principally from a contemplation of the map, for, to tell the
+truth, the recollection of the panorama we actually saw is rather
+indistinct. This much, however, I may record with confidence; that in all
+parts of the Saas district, the views struck me, in a day when I did not
+very much look at them, as possessing strong individuality and the
+greatest beauty.
+
+(M10)
+
+The Zermatt district may be still more striking, and they who have no time
+to visit both, no doubt do wisely to seek the more hackneyed valley. But
+for such as do not look upon guide-book statements as the dicta of an
+autocrat, and can exercise a thousandth part of the independence of
+judgment they manifest in the ordinary affairs of life, a brief deviation
+to the Saas country will come as a revelation. After the crowd, dust, and
+bustle of the highway to the recognised centre of the Alps, to turn aside
+to this region is a relief, like stepping out of a crowded ball-room on to
+a verandah, or gliding away in a gondola from the railway station at
+Venice. Look, too, at the architecture of the great mountains here, and
+the spectator will perceive how nature has succeeded to perfection in
+achieving what all artists fail in doing; that is in designing, and in a
+manner that precludes criticism, a pendant; and a pendant too to the
+Zermatt panorama. The necessary object in the foreground of the
+picture--which we all know to be an hotel--is provided. Who but nature would
+think of framing a pure white picture in a setting of the soft green
+pastures below, and the deep blue sky above? but here it is, and it is
+perfect. Yet the blue of the sky is repeated in the picture, for the
+towering seracs throw azure shadows on the satin-smooth snow slopes at
+their feet. Rest, strength, eternal solidity above in the mountain forms
+and crags; repose, softness, and the charm of a brightness below that must
+yield and fade before long to gather force for fresh development and
+renewal. No need to seek far for a parallel in our human world. Between
+the two districts, Zermatt and Saas-Fee, there is but the difference
+between the man who impresses at once by the force of character, and the
+man who has to be studied and learned before we recognise that he is
+something beyond the ordinary run of our fellow-creatures.
+
+(M11)
+
+Before leaving England we had made tolerably minute inquiries, but had
+failed to discover any record of a previous ascent of the Suedlenzspitz,
+though, as suggested by Mr. W. M. Conway, the mountain may have been
+previously climbed by Mr. Chapman. Some uncertainty, therefore, whether we
+should find any traces of previous climbers, gave the required piquancy to
+the expedition. We made at once up the slope for a long rocky buttress,
+and towards a part of the mountain down which the guides asserted stones
+had been known to fall in the afternoon. This statement was probably made
+with a view of encouraging their charge to greater exertions, for an old
+sprained ankle compelled me to the continual necessity of putting my best
+foot foremost in walking over difficult places. Still, the rocks were at
+no point very formidable, and progress was rendered somewhat easier by the
+fact that no critical companion was with me, so I felt at perfect liberty
+to transport myself upwards in any style that happened to suit the
+exigencies of the moment. I had not at that time quite passed the stage of
+believing all that the guides asserted with reference to the climbing
+capacities of the individual who pays them for assisting his locomotion,
+and had a distinct idea that I mastered all the obstacles in a
+particularly skilful manner. They said as much in fact, but reiterated
+their compliments so often that I somewhat fear now that I must frequently
+have given occasion for these remarks of approbation; remarks which I have
+since observed are more frequently called forth to cover a blunder than to
+praise an exhibition of science. Probably my progress was about as
+graceful and sure as that of a weak-legged puppy placed for the first time
+in its life on a frozen pond, or a cockroach seeking to escape from the
+entrapping basin, for I had not then developed, in climbing rocks, the
+adhesive powers of--say the chest, which longer practice will sometimes
+furnish. We were accompanied by a porter of advanced years whose
+conversational powers were limited by an odd practice of carrying heavy
+parcels in his mouth. The day before he had carried up a large beam of
+wood for the camp fire in this manner. I never met a man with so much jaw
+and so little talk. He had apparently come out in order to practise
+himself for the mastication of the Saas mutton, for at the end of the day
+he would accept of nothing but a sum of two francs, for which I was very
+thankful. Similar disinterestedness in men of his class is not often met
+with nowadays.
+
+(M12)
+
+After awhile we left the buttress of rock and turned our attention to a
+snow slope and made our way up its crest. Here steps were necessary but
+there was no particular difficulty, for the slope resembled a modern
+French drawing-room tragedy, in that it was as broad as it was long. We
+had but to feel that the rope was taut, and could then look about with
+security. In good time we stepped on to the ridge, and a glance upwards
+showed that the way was easy enough. We could not but feel that if we were
+to achieve the honour of a first ascent, such honour would be principally
+due to the fact that we had subdivided the secondary peaks of the chain
+more minutely than other travellers. The principle has been carried still
+further in these latter days, and as any little pale fish that can be
+caught and fried is considered whitebait, and any article that ladies
+choose to attach to their heads is termed a bonnet, so any point that can
+be climbed by an individual line of ascent is now held to be a separate
+mountain. A considerable snow cornice hung over on the northern side of
+the arete and great care was necessary, for the ridge itself was so broad
+and easy, that less careful guides might have made light of it; but
+Burgener, though he had already acquired a reputation for brilliancy and
+dash, never suffered himself for one moment to lose sight of the two great
+qualities in a guide, caution and thoroughness. At each step he probed the
+snow in front of him with all the diligence of a chiffonnier. It followed
+that our progress was somewhat slow, but it was none the less highly
+instructive. The accurate sense of touch in probing doubtful snow with the
+axe requires and deserves very much more practice than most people would
+imagine. The unpractised mountaineer may climb with more or less ease a
+difficult rock the first time he is brought face to face with it, but long
+and carefully acquired experience is necessary before a man can estimate
+with certainty the bearing power of a snow bridge with a single thrust of
+the axe. Indeed many guides of reputation either do not possess or never
+acquire the muscular sense necessary to enable them to form a reliable
+opinion on this matter. As a rule, if the rope be properly used and such a
+mistake be made, somebody plunges through, is hauled out again and no harm
+is done; but there are occasions when serious accidents have happened,
+when probably lives have been lost owing to want of skilled knowledge in
+this detail of snow mountaineering. I have known guides who never failed
+when they came to a treacherous-looking bridge, to give it one apparently
+careless thrust with the axe and then walk across with perfect confidence;
+and I have seen others do exactly the same and disappear suddenly to cool
+regions below through the bridge; and _vice versa_. The unskilful prober
+will make wide detours when he might go in safety, and the man of good
+snow touch will avoid what looks sound enough: till in returning, perhaps
+you see that the hard crust concealed but rotten things beneath: as in an
+ill-made dumpling. It needs no small amount of training to judge between
+the man who quickly and with certainty satisfies himself of the safety of
+a particular snow passage, and the man who is too careless properly to
+investigate it; yet without such experience the amateur is not really able
+to decide whether a guide be a good or a bad one.
+
+(M13)
+
+Here and there along the ridge short rock passages gave a welcome relief
+and at length we stood on the highest point of the ridge which culminates
+so gently in the actual peak of the Suedlenzspitz. Our first care was to
+scrape about and hunt diligently for traces of any previous party. No
+relic of conviviality could be found, and as all the flat stones about
+appeared to be in their natural state of disorder, we piled up some of
+them into a neat little heap, and came to the conclusion that we had
+performed very doughty deeds. But we were younger then. The sun was out,
+there was a dead calm, and we lay for a while basking in the warmth and
+planning a serious expedition for some future year. It may seem strange in
+these days of rocket-like mountaineering when the climber, like the poet,
+_nascitur non fit_, but the peak whose assault we discussed was none other
+than the Matterhorn. It was no longer thought that goblins and elves
+tenanted its crags; but although these spectres had not yet been
+frightened away and turned out of house and home by sardine boxes and
+broken bottles, some trace of prestige still adhered to the mountain. It
+had not then, like a galley slave, been bound with chains, or, even as a
+trussed chicken, girt about with many cords. Nor was the ascent of the
+peak then talked about as carelessly as might be a walk along Margate
+pier. Alexander Burgener had never been up the peak, though he was most
+anxious to get an opportunity of doing so. I can remember well the advice
+that was given to me on the top of the Suedlenzspitz to practise further on
+a few less formidable mountains before attacking the fascinating Mont
+Cervin itself. Alas for the old days and the old style of mountaineering!
+It may be doubted whether such discussions often take place nowadays; but
+then it was only my sixth season in the Alps. The following year we did
+hatch out the project laid on the top of the Suedlenzspitz to climb the
+Matterhorn together. To this moment I can remember as I write every detail
+of the climb and every incident of the day as vividly as if it were
+yesterday; and what a splendid expedition it was then. The old, old
+fascination can never come back again in quite the same colours; better,
+perhaps, that it should not. Is it always true that "a sorrow's crown of
+sorrow is remembering happier things"? Surely there is a keenness and a
+depth of pleasure to be found in recalling happiness, though it may never
+return in its old form; and the memory of pleasure just toned with a trace
+of sadness is one of the most profound emotions that can stir the human
+heart. Go on and climb the Alps ye that follow: nowhere else will you find
+the same pleasure. But it is changed, and in this amusement the old
+fascination will never be quite the same to you. It may be, it will be,
+equally keen, but as there is a difference between skating on virgin ice
+and that which, though still good, is scored by marks of predecessors, so
+will you fail to find a something which in the olden days of
+mountaineering seemed always present. Go elsewhere if you will, and seek
+fresh fields for mountaineering enterprise in the Caucasus, the Himalayas,
+the Andes. There you will find the mountains have a charm of their own:
+the mark is as good, but it is not the Alpine mark. That has been taken by
+others. _Beati possidentes._
+
+(M14)
+
+Judging by the nature of these sentiments it would seem that we must have
+become pensive to the verge of slumber while on the summit. In descending,
+we followed our morning's tracks, and scorning the seductive shelter of
+the hut made straight down for the hotel. On this occasion we found Franz,
+who was a man of varied resources and accomplishments, hanging his shirt,
+which apparently he had just washed, up to dry. Our unexpected arrival
+appeared to disconcert him a little, for the straitened nature of his
+wardrobe precluded him, to his great disappointment, from appearing at
+dinner in full costume. He conceived, however, an ingenious, though
+somewhat transparent subterfuge, and made believe that he had got a bad
+cold in the chest which compelled him to button his coat up tight round
+the neck. In honour of our achievements he said he would go down to the
+cellar and bring us up a curious old wine. The cellar consisted apparently
+of a packing-case in a shed. Old the wine may have been; curious it
+certainly was, for it possessed a strong heathery flavour and seemed to
+turn hot very suddenly and stick fast in the throat like champagne at a
+suburban charity ball. But nevertheless, with the remnants of the
+blackbird or some other _rara avis_ made into a species of pie, we feasted
+royally.
+
+A few days later we crossed over to Zermatt by the Alphubel Joch, a heavy
+fall of snow having prevented any idea of making our contemplated assault
+on the Dom. A Swiss gentleman of a lively nature and excessive loquacity
+accompanied us. He was not an adroit snow walker, and disappeared on some
+five or six occasions abruptly into crevasses. The moment, however, that
+he got his head out again, he resumed his narrative at the exact point at
+which it had been perforce broken off without exhibiting the least
+discomposure. The subject to which his remarks referred I did not succeed
+in ascertaining. We parted at a little chalet not far from the Riffel,
+leaving our friend lying flat on his back on the grass contemplating the
+sky with a fixed expression, with his hands folded over his waistcoat. He
+may have been a poet inspired with a sudden desire for composition for
+aught I know, or may have assumed this attitude as likely to facilitate
+the absorption of a prodigious quantity of milk which he took at the
+chalet.
+
+As we drew nearer to the odd mixture of highly coloured huts and
+comfortable hotels that make up the village of Zermatt, a sense of
+returning home crept over the mind, a consciousness of friends at hand, of
+warm welcomes, mixed with the half presentiment that is always felt on
+such occasions, that some change would be found; but happily it was not
+so. The roadway was in its former state; the cobble stones a trifle more
+irregular and worn more smooth, but still the same. The same guides, or
+their prototypes, were sitting on the same wall drumming their heels. The
+same artist was hard at work on a sketch of the Matterhorn in a field hard
+by. The same party just returning from the Goerner Grat. The same man
+looking out with sun-scorched face from the salon window and the same
+click from the self-willed billiard balls on the uncertain table below.
+Ay, and the same unmistakable heartfelt greetings and handshakings at the
+door of the Monte Rosa. Churlish indeed should we have been if we had
+sighed to think that we had met our warmest welcome at an inn.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER II.
+
+
+ THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT
+
+
+ The Alpine dramatis personae--Mountaineering fact and romance--The
+ thirst for novelty and its symptoms--The first ascent of the
+ Moming--Preliminaries are observed--Rock _v._ snow mountains--The
+ amateur and the guide on rocks and on snow--The programme is made
+ out--Franz Andermatten--Falling stones in the gully--We smooth away
+ the difficulties--The psychological effects of reaching mountain
+ summits--A rock bombardment and a narrow escape--The youthful
+ tourist and his baggage--Hotel trials--We are interviewed--The
+ gushers.
+
+
+The writer of an Alpine narrative labours under more disadvantages than
+most literary folk--if authors generally will permit the association, and
+allow that those who rush into print with their Alpine experiences have
+the smallest claim to be dignified with such a title. One drawback is that
+their accounts necessarily suffer from a paucity of characters. A five-act
+tragedy supported, to use a theatrical expression, by two walking
+gentlemen, one heavy lead and a low comedy "super," might possibly pall
+upon an audience, but in Alpine literature, if I may be permitted to push
+the metaphor a little further, not only is this the case but the unhappy
+reader finds the characters like "barn stormers" playing now comedy, now
+tragedy, and sometimes, it may possibly be added, dramas of romance.
+
+(M15)
+
+Again, in all matters absolutely relating to mountaineering in the Alps,
+the narrator feels bound to stick to matters of fact. The drama of romance
+must be excluded from his repertoire, or, at any rate, very cautiously
+handled. I knew a man once, who on a single occasion went a-fishing in
+Norway and caught a salmon. Naturally he was proud of the achievement, and
+when in the company of brother sportsmen, would hold up his head, assume a
+knowing air, and take part in the conversation, such conversation
+relating, of course, to the size of the various fish those present had
+caught. Such unswerving and prosaic veracity did my friend possess, that,
+though sorely tempted as he must have been on many occasions, for ten
+years he never added a single ounce to the weight of his fish. A writer,
+an Alpine scribbler at any rate, is perhaps justified if he introduces
+incidents into an account of an expedition which may not have happened on
+that particular occasion, but which did happen on some other; and surely
+he may, without impropriety, romance a little on such part of his work as
+is not strictly geographical; for example, he may describe a chalet as
+being dirty, when according to the peasant's standard of cleanliness it
+would have been considered spotless, or describe a view as magnificent,
+when as a matter of fact he paid no attention to it, but he would be
+acting most culpably if he asserted that he got within fifty feet of the
+summit, well knowing that he was not fifty feet from the base of the peak,
+or if he stated that rocks were impossible, or an ice-fall impracticable,
+when the sole reason for his failure consisted in his being possessed with
+a strong desire to go back home. Of course a writer can only give his own
+impressions, and these are much tempered by increased experience and the
+lapse of time, but in taking up old accounts of Alpine work one not
+unfrequently finds a good deal of description that requires toning down.
+In these sketches I have striven honestly to render all that relates
+intimately to the actual mountains as accurate as possible, and would
+sooner be considered a dull than an unreliable historian.
+
+It is no easy matter to reproduce almost on the spot an account of a climb
+with absolute accuracy, however strong the desire may be to do so.
+Besides, a climber does not pursue his pastime with a note book
+perpetually open before him. If he does, his mountaineering is more of a
+business than he is usually willing to admit. The guide often, the amateur
+commonly, fails to recognise exactly from a distance a line of ascent or
+descent on rocks, though but just completed. Still more difficult is it to
+work out the precise details of a particular route on a map or photograph.
+The microscopist knows that the higher powers of his instrument give him
+no additional insight into the structure of certain objects, but rather
+mislead. Even so may my readers be asked to employ but gymnoscopic
+criticism of these sketches.
+
+(M16)
+
+In September 1872 our party reached Zermatt from Chamouni by the
+"high-level" route, a series of walks which no amount of familiarity will
+ever deprive of their charm, and concerning which more will be found
+elsewhere in this work. All Alpine climbers were then burning as fiercely
+as they ever did to achieve something new. They had just begun to realise
+that the stock of new peaks and passes was not inexhaustible, and that the
+supply was wholly inadequate to meet the demand. This feeling showed
+itself in various ways. Climbers looked upon each other with something of
+suspicion and jealousy, and if any new expedition was being planned by any
+one of their number the others would quickly recognise the state of
+affairs. If an Alpine man were found secreted in obscure corners
+conversing in a low voice with his guides and intent on a study of the
+map, or if he returned evasive answers when questioned as to his plans, he
+was at once set down as having, probably, a new expedition in mind. As for
+the guides, they assumed at once airs of importance, as does a commencing
+schoolboy newly arrayed in a tall hat, and exhibited such mystery that
+their intentions were unmistakable. Their behaviour, indeed, may have been
+partly due to the fact that the natural efforts of their comrades to
+extract information was invariably accompanied by somewhat undue
+hospitality, and their brotherly feelings were usually expressed in an
+acceptably liquid form. As a rule such hospitality did not fail in its
+object. Whether due to a certain natural leakiness of mind on the part of
+the guides or not, I cannot say, but certainly the information always
+oozed out, and the intentions of the party were invariably thoroughly well
+known before the expedition actually started to achieve fresh glory. Every
+one of the first-rate peaks in the Zermatt district had been ascended,
+most of them over and over again, before 1872, but the Rothhorn was still
+out of the pale of the Zermatt expeditions. Messrs. Leslie Stephen and F.
+Craufurd Grove, who first climbed the peak, ascended it from Zinal, and
+descended to the same place. It seemed to us, therefore, that if we could
+prove the accessibility of the mountain from Zermatt, we should do
+something more than merely climb the peak by a new route. The rocks looked
+attractive, and the peak itself lay so immediately above Zermatt that it
+seemed possible enough to make the ascent without sleeping out or
+consuming any great amount of time.
+
+We went through all the necessary preliminary formalities. We assumed airs
+of mystery at times; why, I know not. We inspected distant peaks through
+the telescope. At other times we displayed an excess of candour, and
+talked effusively about districts remote from that which we intended to
+investigate. We climbed up a hill, and surveyed the face of our mountain
+through a telescope, thereby wasting a day and acquiring no information
+whatever. We pointed out to each other the parts of the mountain which
+appeared most difficult, and displayed marvellous differences of opinion
+on the subject, owing, as it is usually the case, to the circumstance that
+we were commonly, in all probability, talking at the same time about
+totally distinct parts of the peak. With the telescope I succeeded in
+discovering to my own entire satisfaction a perfectly impracticable route
+to the summit. Finally, in order that no single precaution might be
+omitted to ensure success, we sent up the guides to reconnoitre--a most
+useless proceeding. We had new nails put in our boots, ordered provisions,
+uncoiled our rope and coiled it up again quite unnecessarily, gave
+directions that we should be called at an unhallowed hour in the morning,
+and went to bed under the impression that we should not be object in the
+least to turn out at the time arranged.
+
+(M17)
+
+It is on the rock mountains of Switzerland that the acme of enjoyment is
+to be found. Not that I wish to disparage the snow-peaks; but if a
+comparison be instituted it is to most climbers, at any rate in their
+youthful days, infinitely in favour of the rock. Of course it may be
+argued that there are comparatively few mountains where the two are not
+combined. But a mountaineer classifies peaks roughly as rock or snow,
+according to the chief obstacles that each presents. A climber may
+encounter serious difficulties in the way of bergschrunds, steep couloirs,
+soft snow, and so forth; but if on the same expedition he meets with rocks
+which compel him to put forth greater energies and perseverance than the
+snow required, he will set the expedition down as a difficult rock climb,
+simply, of course, because the idea of difficulty which is most vividly
+impressed on his mind is in connection with that portion of his climb, and
+_vice versa_. An undeniable drawback to the snow peaks consists in their
+monotony. The long series of steps that have to be cut at times, or the
+dreary wading for hours through soft or powdery snow, are not always
+forgotten in the pleasure of overcoming the difficulties of a crevasse,
+reaching the summit of a peak, or the excitement of a good glissade. It is
+the diversity of obstacles that meet the rock climber, the uncertainty as
+to what may turn up next, the doubt as to the possibility of finding the
+friendly crack or the apposite ledge, that constitute some of the main
+charms. Every step is different, every muscle is called into play as the
+climber is now flattened against a rough slab, now abnormally stretched
+from one hold to another, or folded up like the conventional pictures of
+the ibex, and every step can be recalled afterwards with pleasure and
+amusement as the mountain is climbed over again in imagination.
+
+(M18)
+
+But there is more than this; on rocks the amateur is much less dependent
+on his guides and has much more opportunity of exercising his own powers.
+It must be admitted that on rocks some amateurs are occasionally wholly
+dependent not on, but from their guides, and take no more active share in
+locomotion than does a bale of goods in its transit from a ship's hold to
+a warehouse. Too often the amateurs who will not take the trouble to learn
+something of the science and art of mountaineering are but an impediment,
+an extra burden, as has been often said, to the guides. The guides have to
+hack out huge steps for their benefit. The amateurs wholly trust to them
+for steering clear of avalanches, rotten snow bridges, and the like. The
+amateur's share in a snow ascent usually consists, in fact, either in
+counselling retreat, insisting on progress, indicating impossible lines of
+ascent, or in the highly intellectual and arithmetical exercise of
+counting the number of steps hewn out to ensure his locomotion in the
+proper direction.
+
+Place the unpaid climber, on the other hand, on rocks. Here the
+probability is that a slip will entail no unpleasant consequences to
+anyone but the slipper. The power of sustaining a sudden strain is so
+enormously increased when the hands have a firm grip that the amateur can,
+if he please, sprawl and scramble unaided over difficult places with
+satisfaction to himself and usually without risk to anyone else; that is,
+as soon as he has fully persuaded the guides (no easy task, I admit) that
+the process of pulling vehemently at the rope, possibly encircling his
+waist in a slip knot, is as detrimental to his equilibrium as it is to his
+digestion. Guides, however, as has been hinted, do not acknowledge this
+fact in animal mechanics, and their employers frequently experience as an
+acute torture that compressing process which, more deliberately applied,
+is not regarded by some as hurtful, but rather as a necessary
+accompaniment of fashionable attire. When the amateur has succeeded in
+overcoming the natural instinct of the guides to pull when there is no
+occasion to do so, he becomes a unit in the party, a burden of course, and
+a hindrance to some guides, but nothing to what he was on the snow.
+
+Sentiments similar to the above have not unfrequently been set forth in
+print: they seldom, if ever, actuate the minds of mountaineers when
+actually engaged in their pastime or when describing their exploits to
+less skilled persons.
+
+There is great satisfaction, too, in translating one's self over a given
+difficult rock passage without other assistance than that provided by
+nature herself, and without surreptitious aid from one's neighbour in the
+shape of steps. Then again, snow mountains are as inconsistent as cheap
+aneroids. One day each step costs much labour and toil, and almost the
+next perhaps the peak will allow itself to be conquered in one-tenth of
+the time. Not that the writer seeks to argue that there is no pleasure to
+be derived from snow mountains. It is to climbing _per se_ that these
+remarks apply. After all, everyone has his own opinion; but he who has not
+tasted the pleasures of a really difficult and successful rock
+climb--especially if it be a new one--knows not what the Alps can really do
+for his amusement.
+
+(M19)
+
+An expedition of suitable magnitude and difficulty was suggested by the
+guides, viz. an ascent of the Rothhorn (or Moming) from the Zermatt side.
+Mr. Passingham of Cambridge was at the time staying at the Monte Rosa
+Hotel, and it was soon arranged that we should combine our forces. The
+guides, on being asked their opinion as to the projected climb, reported
+diplomatically that, given fine weather, the ascent would be difficult but
+possible. This is the answer that the guides generally do give. We decided
+to attempt the whole excursion in a single day, considering that a short
+rest in the comparatively luxurious beds provided by M. Seiler was
+preferable on the whole to more prolonged repose in a shepherd's hut; for
+the so-called repose means usually a night of misery, and the misery under
+these conditions is apt to make a man literally acquainted with strange
+bed-fellows. At 2 in the morning we sought for the guides' room, to
+superintend the packing of our provisions. It was not easy to find, but at
+last we discovered a dingy little subterranean vault with one small window
+tightly jammed up and covered with dust. Of this den there were two
+occupants. One was employed silently in eating large blocks of a curious
+boiled mess out of a pipkin. The other was smoking a very complicated
+pipe, and sitting bolt upright on a bench with half a bottle of _vin
+ordinaire_ before him. Why he was carousing thus in the small hours was
+not evident. From these signs we judged correctly that the apartment was
+devoted to the guides as a dining, smoking, club and recreation room.
+
+Our staff was already in attendance, and it struck both of us that the
+success of the expedition was a foregone conclusion if it depended on the
+excellence of our guides--Alexander Burgener, the embodiment of strength,
+endurance, and pluck; Ferdinand Imseng, of activity and perseverance,
+alone would have sufficed, but we had in addition a tough, weather-beaten,
+cheery companion (for he was always a companion as well as a guide), Franz
+Andermatten, ever sagacious, ever helpful and ever determined. It would be
+hard to find a successor adequately to fill our old friend's place. It is
+impossible to efface his memory from my mind, nor can I ever forget how on
+that day he showed all his best qualities and contributed mainly to our
+success.(1) The prologue is spoken; let us raise the curtain on the
+comedy.
+
+(M20)
+
+The guides had already made their usual preparations for packing up--that
+is to say, they had constructed a multiplicity of little paper parcels and
+spread them about the room. As to the contents of these little parcels,
+they were of course uncertain, and all had to be undone to make sure that
+nothing had been omitted. A good deal of time was thus lost, and nothing
+much was gained, except that we corrected the error of packing up a
+handful of loose lucifers and two tallow dips with the butter and honey in
+a glass tumbler. Then the parcels were stowed away in the knapsacks, the
+straps of course all rearranged and ultimately replaced by odds and ends
+of string. Eventually, at 3 A.M., we started, leaving the two occupants of
+the guides' room still engaged in the same manner as when they first came
+under observation, and walked up the narrow valley running due north of
+Zermatt and leading towards the Trift Joch and the base of the mountain
+for which we were making. Having journeyed for about half an hour, it was
+discovered that the telescope had been left behind. Franz instantly
+started off to get it; not because it was considered particularly
+necessary, but chiefly on the ground that it is not orthodox to go on a
+new expedition without a telescope. We stumbled up the narrow winding
+path, and close below the moraine called our first halt and waited for
+Franz's return. I selected a cool rock on which to complete the slumber
+which had been commenced in bed and continued on a tilted chair in the
+guides' room. After waiting an hour we decided to proceed, as no answer
+was returned to our frequent shouts. Presently, however, a distant yell
+attracted our attention, and we beheld, to our astonishment, the cheery
+face of Franz looking down on us from the top of the moraine. Stimulated
+by this apparition, we pushed on with great vigour, clambered up the
+moraine, whose extreme want of cohesion necessitated a treadmill style of
+progression, and having reached the top passed along it to the snow. Here
+we bore first to the right, and then, working round, made straight for a
+sharp-topped buttress which juts out at a right angle from the main mass
+of the mountain. Arrived at a patch of rocks near the commencement of the
+arete, we disencumbered ourselves of superfluous baggage; that is to say,
+after the traditional manner of mountaineers, we discarded about
+three-fourths of the impedimenta we had so laboriously dragged up to that
+point, and of which at no subsequent period of the expedition did we make
+the slightest use. Next, we prepared for such rock difficulties as might
+present themselves, by buttoning up our coats as tight as was convenient,
+and decorated our heads respectively with woollen extinguishers like unto
+the covers placed by old maids over cherished teapots.
+
+It is a grand moment that, when the difficulty of an expedition opens out,
+when you grasp the axe firmly, settle in to the rope, and brace up the
+muscles for the effort of the hour: a moment probably the most pleasurable
+of the whole expedition, when the peak towers clear and bright above, when
+the climber realises that he is on the point of deciding whether he shall
+achieve or fail in achieving a long wished for success, or what it may be
+perhaps allowable to call a cutting-out expedition (for even mountain
+climbers are prone to small jealousies). The excitement on nearing the
+actual summit often rather fades away than increases, and the climber
+lounges up the last few steps to the top with the same sort of nonchalance
+that a guest invited to drink displays in approaching the bar.
+
+(M21)
+
+Dividing into two parties, we passed rapidly along the snow ridge which
+abuts against the east face of the mountain. The cliffs of the Rothhorn
+seem almost to overhang on this face, and were from our point of view
+magnificent. On the right, too, the precipice is a sheer one, to employ a
+not uncommon epithet. Without much difficulty we clambered up the first
+part of the face of the mountain, taking a zigzag course towards the large
+gully which is distinctly visible from the other side of the valley, and
+which terminates above in a deep jagged notch in the ridge not far below
+the summit. Gradually the climbing became more difficult, and it was found
+necessary to cross the gully backwards and forwards on several occasions.
+In so crossing we were exposed to some risk from falling stones; that is
+to say, some chips and bits of rock on a few occasions went flying by
+without any very apparent reason. In those days mountaineers were in the
+habit of considering these projectiles as a possible source of risk. A
+later generation would pass them by as easily as the stones passed by us,
+and it is not now the fashion to consider such a situation as we were in
+at all dangerous. It is difficult to see the reason why. Perhaps people's
+heads are harder now than they were then. For the greater part of the time
+we kept to the left or south side of the gully, and reaching the notch
+looked right down upon the commencement of the Glacier du Durand, a fine
+expanse of snowfield, singularly wild-looking and much crevassed. Turning
+to the right, we ascended a short distance along the ridge, and then a
+halt was called. The guides now proceeded to arrange a length of some
+hundred feet of rope on the rocks above to assist in our return. The
+process sorely tried our patience, and we were right glad when the signal
+was given to go on again. We had now to leave the arete, to descend a
+little, and so pass on to the west face of the mountain, and by this face
+to ascend and gradually work back to the ridge. No doubt during this part
+of the climb we made much the same mistake in judgment as had previously
+been made on a memorable ascent of the Matterhorn, and crossed far more on
+to the face than was really necessary or advisable. The mountain has since
+the time when these lines were originally written passed through the
+regular stages of gradual depreciation, and it is more difficult now to
+realise that we considered it at the time very difficult. Probably,
+however, subsequent travellers have improved considerably on the details
+of the route we actually followed; at any rate the ascent is now
+considered quite proper for a novice to attempt, at any rate by the novice
+himself. We worked ourselves slowly along in the teeth of a biting cold
+wind, and without finding the fixed rope necessary to assist our progress.
+Reaching the ridge again, the way became distinctly easier, and we felt
+now that the peak was at our mercy. Presently, however, we came to a huge
+inverted pyramid of rock that tried rather successfully to look like the
+summit, and we had some little difficulty in surmounting it. By dint of
+strange acrobatic feats and considerable exertion we hoisted our leading
+guide on to the top. It was fortunate for him perhaps that the seams of
+his garments were not machine-sewn, or he would certainly have rent his
+raiment. Finding, however, that the only alternative that offered when he
+got to the top of the rock was to get down again on the other side, the
+rest of us concluded that on the whole we should prefer to walk round. The
+last few yards were perfectly easy, and at 1.30 P.M. we stood on the
+summit enjoying a most magnificent view in every direction.
+
+(M22)
+
+It is a somewhat curious phenomenon, but one frequently remarked, that the
+mountaineer's characteristics seem abruptly to change when he reaches the
+summit of a peak. The impressionable, excitable person instantly becomes
+preternaturally calm and prosaic, while those of lymphatic temperament
+have not unfrequently been observed to develop suddenly rather explosive
+qualities, and to yell or wave their hats without any very apparent
+incitement thereto. Individuals whose detractors hold to be gifted with
+poetic attributes have been heard to utter quite commonplace remarks, and
+I have even known a phlegmatic companion so far forget himself, under
+these modifying circumstances, as to make an excessively bad pun and laugh
+very heartily at it himself, quite an unusual occurrence in a wag. Others
+find relief for their feelings by punching their companions violently in
+the back, or resorting to such horse-play as the area of the summit allows
+scope for. Directly, however, the descent commences the climber resumes
+his normal nature. The fact is, that in most cases, perhaps, the chief
+pleasure of the expedition does not come at the moment when the climber
+realises that he is about to undo, as it were, all his work of the day.
+There is no real climax of an expedition, and, as has been said, it is
+quite artificial to suppose that the enjoyment must culminate on reaching
+the top. But still it is considered proper to testify to some unusual
+emotional feelings. Some of the most enjoyable climbs that the mountaineer
+can recall in after life, are not those in which he has reached any
+particular point. Guides consider it becoming to evince in a somewhat
+forced way the liveliness of their delight on completing an ascent. But
+such joy as they exhibit is usually about as genuine and heartfelt as an
+organ-grinder's grin, or a Lord Mayor's smile on receiving a guest whom he
+does not know and who has merely come to feed at his expense.
+
+The wind was too cold to permit of a very long stay on the summit, and
+having added a proper number of stones to the cairn, a ceremony as
+indispensable as the cutting of a notch in the mainmast when the
+traditional fisherman changes his shirt, we descended rapidly to the point
+where it was necessary to quit the ridge. Down the first portion of the
+steep rock slope we passed with great caution, some of the blocks of stone
+being treacherously loose, or only lightly frozen to the face.
+
+(M23)
+
+We had arrived at the most difficult part of the whole climb, and at a
+rock passage which at that time we considered was the nastiest we had ever
+encountered. The smooth, almost unbroken face of the slope scarcely
+afforded any foot-hold, and our security almost entirely depended on the
+rope we had laid down in our ascent. Had not the rope been in position we
+should have varied our route, and no doubt found a line of descent over
+this part much easier than the one we actually made for, even without any
+help from the fixed cord. Imseng was far below, working his way back to
+the arete, while the rest of the party were holding on or moving but
+slowly with faces turned to the mountain. Suddenly I heard a shout from
+above; those below glanced up at once: a large flat slab of rock, that had
+afforded us good hold in ascending, but proved now to have been only
+frozen in to a shallow basin of ice, had been dislodged by the slightest
+touch from one of the party above, and was sliding down straight at us. It
+seemed an age, though the stone could not have had to fall more than ten
+feet or so, before it reached us. Just above me it turned its course
+slightly; Franz, who was just below, more in its direct line of descent,
+attempted to stop the mass, but it ground his hands against the rock and
+swept by straight at Imseng. A yell from us hardly awoke him to the
+danger: the slab slid on faster and faster, but just as we expected to see
+our guide swept away, the rock gave a bound for the first time, and as,
+with a startled expression, he flung himself against the rock face, it
+leapt up and, flying by within a few inches of his head, thundered down
+below. A moment or two of silence followed, and then a modified cheer from
+Imseng, as subdued as that of a "super" welcoming a theatrical king,
+announced his safety, and he looked up at us with a serious expression on
+his face. Franz's escape had been a remarkably lucky one, but his hands
+were badly cut about and bruised. In fact it was a near thing for all of
+us, and the mere recollection will still call up that odd sort of thrill a
+man experiences on suddenly recollecting at 11 P.M. that he ought to have
+dined out that evening with some very particular people. Had not the rock
+turned its course just before it reached Franz, and bounded from the face
+of the mountain over Imseng's head, one or more of the party must
+unquestionably have been swept away. The place was rather an exceptional
+one, and the rock glided a remarkably long distance without a bound, but
+still the incident may serve to show that falling stones are not a wholly
+imaginary danger.
+
+(M24)
+
+It would have been difficult, with the elementary knowledge of
+mountaineering that I now see we possessed at that day, to have descended
+without using the attached rope, and quite out of the question for anyone
+possessed of a proper respect for his suit of dittos to have done so. In
+this latter respect we had to exercise economical caution: for we had no
+very great store at the hotel or many changes of raiment. It is generally
+possible to gauge pretty accurately an Alpine traveller's experience by
+the amount of luggage he takes on a tour. Some tourists, following the
+advice given in the "Practical Guide Book" (a disconnected work written in
+the style of Mr. Jingle's conversation, but much in favour at one time),
+were in the habit of travelling with one suit of clothes and a portable
+bath. The latter, though they took it with them, they seldom took more
+than once; at the best it was of comparatively little use as an article of
+apparel, but imparted an aromatic flavour to anything packed up in its
+immediate neighbourhood. In those youthful days we considered, forsooth,
+that a little leathern wallet adequately replaced a portmanteau, and in
+transporting luggage did not always act on the sound commercial maxim that
+you should never do anything for yourself which a paid person might do
+equally well for you; consequently a heavy rain shower reduced the
+traveller to inactivity, and an oversight on the part of the laundress
+entailed consequences that it is not permissible to mention.
+
+Meanwhile our turn had come to move on. A zigzagging crack, which was too
+narrow to admit of anything but a most uncomfortable position, afforded
+the only hand and foot hold on which we could rely. Our gloveless hands,
+clutching at the rope, cooled down slowly to an unpleasant temperature
+that rendered it doubtful whether they were attached to the arms or not,
+and we began to wish we had gone down the Zinal side of the mountain.
+However, Imseng wormed himself along the rocks, to which he adhered with
+the tenacity of a lizard, and finally reached the end of our rope and a
+region of comparative safety. We followed his example slowly, and, having
+joined him, seated ourselves on some rocks inappropriately designed for
+repose, and finished off the food we had with us. Climbing carefully down
+the east face of the mountain, we reached the snow ridge and passed
+rapidly along it, our spirits rising exuberantly as we looked back on the
+vanquished peak. As usually happens, the guides had entirely forgotten the
+place where they had concealed our baggage on the ascent, and in fact had
+hidden it so carefully that they had some difficulty in finding it when
+they came to the spot. It is curious to note how often the instinct of
+guides, so much talked about, is at fault in this matter, and how
+systematically they are in the habit of carrying up on the mountains
+superfluous articles, hiding them with entirely unnecessary precautions,
+and subsequently forgetting the whole transaction.
+
+(M25)
+
+While they searched about for their cache we enjoyed the use of tobacco,
+if such an expression be allowable in the case of some curious stuff
+purchased in the valley. Still, as the packet in which it was contained
+was labelled "Tabak," we considered it to be such. Being indulgently
+disposed, and not being profound botanists, poetic license alone enabled
+us to imagine that
+
+ "We soared above
+ Dull earth, in those ambrosial clouds like Jove,
+ And from our own empyrean height
+ Looked down upon Zermatt with calm delight."
+
+(M26)
+
+It may have been so; it gave me a sore throat. Descending rapidly, we
+reached the Monte Rosa Hotel at 7 P.M., in an exultant frame of mind, a
+ragged condition of attire, and a preposterous state of hunger. The whole
+time occupied in the climb was sixteen hours. Of this an hour was wasted
+while we were waiting for the telescope, and three-quarters of an hour was
+spent in arranging the rope, by the aid of which we descended. Probably in
+actual climbing and walking we employed rather under thirteen hours; but
+the snow was in excellent order, and we descended on the whole very
+rapidly. Our trials were not over for the day, when we reached the hotel.
+Two arch young things had prepared an ambuscade and surprised us
+successfully at the door of the hotel. Sweetly did they gush. "Oh! where
+had we been?" We said we had been up in the mountains, indicating the
+general line of locality with retrospective thumb. "Oh! wasn't it
+fearfully dangerous? Weren't we all tied tightly together?" (as if, on the
+principle of union being strength, we had been fastened up and bound like
+a bundle of quill pens). "Oh! hadn't we done something very wonderful?"
+The situation was becoming irritating. "Oh! didn't we have to drag
+ourselves up precipices by the chamois horns on the tops of our sticks?"
+"No indeed----" "Oh! really, now, that guide there" (a driver with
+imperfectly buttoned garments who was sitting on the wall with a vacuous
+look) "told us you were _such_ wonderful climbers." It was becoming
+exasperating. "And oh! we wanted to ask you so much, for you know all
+about it. _Do_ you think we could walk over the Theodule? Papa" (great
+heavens! he must be a nonagenarian) "thinks we should be so foolish to
+try. Could you persuade him?" "Well, really----" "Wouldn't the precipices
+make us dreadfully giddy?" "No, no more than you are now." "Oh! thank you
+so much. And you really won't tell us what awful ascent you have been
+making?" It was maddening. "After dinner perhaps?" "Oh! thank you. Oh!
+Sustie" (this to each other; they both spoke together: probably the names
+were Susie and Tottie), "won't that be delightful?" By dexterous
+manoeuvring we escaped these gushing Circes during the evening. Happening
+to pass later on by the open door of the little _salon_, the following
+remark was overheard: "My dear, the conceit of these climbing objects is
+quite dreadful. They do nothing but flourish their nasty sticks and ropes
+about: they want the whole place to themselves" (we had been sitting on
+wooden chairs in the middle of the high street, near an unsavoury heap of
+refuse), "and they talk, talk, talk, my dear, all day and all night about
+what they have been doing in the mountains and of their nonsensical
+climbs. And what frights they look. I think they are perfectly horrid."
+Can the voice have been that of the gusher?
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER III.
+
+
+ EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+
+
+ The Alps and the early mountaineers--The last peaks to
+ surrender--The Aiguille du Dru--Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury's
+ attempt on the peak--One-day expeditions in the Alps and thoughts
+ on huts and sleeping out--The Chamouni guide system--A word on
+ guides, past and present--The somnolent landlord and his
+ peculiarities--Some of the party see a chamois--Doubts as to the
+ peak and the way--The duplicity of the Aiguille deceives
+ us--Telescopic observations--An ill-arranged glacier--Franz and his
+ mighty axe--A start on the rocks in the wrong direction--Progress
+ reported--An adjournment--The rocks of the lower peak of the
+ Aiguille du Dru--Our first failure--The expedition resumed--A new
+ line of ascent--We reach the sticking point--Beaten back--The results
+ gained by the two days' climbing.
+
+
+(M27)
+
+Accounts of failures on the mountains in books of Alpine adventure are as
+much out of place, according to some critics, as a new hat in a crowded
+church. Humanly speaking, the possession of this head-gear under such
+circumstances renders it impossible to divert the thoughts wholly from
+worldly affairs. This, however, by the way. Now the pioneers of the Alps,
+the Stephenses, the Willses, the Moores, the Morsheads, and many others,
+had used up all new material with alarming rapidity, I might say voracity,
+before the climbing epoch to which the present sketches relate. There is
+an old story of a man who arrived running in a breathless condition on a
+railway platform just in time to see the train disappearing. "You didn't
+run fast enough, sir," remarked the porter to him. "You idiot!" was the
+answer, "I ran plenty fast enough, but I didn't begin running soon
+enough." Even so was it with the climbers of our generation. They climbed
+with all possible diligence, but they began their climbing too late.
+Novelty, that is the desire for achieving new expeditions, was still
+considered of paramount importance, but unfortunately there was very
+little new material left. It is difficult to realise adequately now the
+real veneration entertained for an untrodden peak. A certain amount of
+familiarity seemed indispensable before a new ascent was even seriously
+contemplated. It had occurred to certain bold minds that the aiguilles
+around Chamouni might not be quite as bad as they looked. In 1873 the
+chief of the still unconquered peaks of the Mont Blanc district were the
+Aiguille des Charmoz, the Aiguille Blaitiere, the Aiguille du Geant, the
+Aiguille Peuteret, the Aiguille du Dru, and a few other minor points. All
+of these have since been captured, some of them bound in chains. Opinions
+differed considerably as to their accessibility. Some hopeful spirits
+thought that by constantly "pegging away" they might be scaled; others
+thought that the only feasible plan would be indeed to peg away, but were
+of opinion that the pegs should be of iron and driven into the rock. Such
+views naturally lead to discussions, sometimes rather heated, as to
+whether mountaineering morality might fitly tolerate such aids to the
+climber. Of all the peaks mentioned above, the Aiguille du Dru and the
+Aiguille du Geant were considered as the most hopeful by the leading
+guides, though the older members of that body held out little prospect of
+success. It is a rather curious fact that the majority of the leading
+guides who gave their opinions to us in the matter thought that the
+Aiguille du Geant was the more promising peak to attack. Subsequent
+experience has proved that they were greatly in error in this judgment.
+The Aiguille du Geant has indeed been ascended, but much more aid than is
+comprised in the ordinary mountaineer's equipment was found necessary. In
+fact, the stronghold was not carried by direct assault, but by sapping and
+mining. There is a certain rock needle in Norway which, I am told, was
+once, and once only, ascended by a party on surveying operations bent. No
+other means could be found, so a wooden structure was built up around the
+peak, such as may be seen investing a dilapidated church steeple; and the
+mountain, like the Royal Martyr of history, yielded up its crowning point
+at the scaffold. We did not like the prospect of employing any such
+architectural means to gain our end and the summit, and, from no very
+clearly defined reasons, turned our attention chiefly to the Aiguille du
+Dru. Perhaps the prominent appearance of this Aiguille, and the fact that
+its outline was so familiar from the Montanvert, gradually imbued us with
+a certain sense of familiarity, which ultimately developed into a notion
+that if not actually accessible it might at least be worth trying. It
+seemed too prominent to be impossible; from its height--12,517 feet
+only--the mountain would doubtless not attract much attention, were it not
+so advantageously placed. Thousands of tourists had gazed on its
+symmetrical form: it had been photographed, stared at through binoculars,
+portrayed in little distorted pictures on useless work-boxes, trays and
+other toy-shop gimcracks, more often than any other mountain of the chain,
+Mont Blanc excepted. Like an undersized volunteer officer, it no doubt
+made the most of its height. But in truth the Aiguille du Dru is a
+magnificent mountain form, with its vast dark precipices on the north
+face, with its long lines of cliff, broken and jagged and sparsely
+wrinkled with gullies free from even a patch or trace of snow. Point after
+point, and pinnacle after pinnacle catch the gaze as we follow the edge of
+the north-west "Kamm," until the eye rests at last on the singularly
+graceful isosceles triangle of rock which forms the peak. It is spoken of
+lightly as merely a tooth of rock jutting up from the ridge which
+culminates in the Aiguille Verte, but when viewed from the Glacier de la
+Charpoua it is obviously a separate mountain; at any rate it became such
+when the highest point of the ridge, the Aiguille Verte, had been climbed
+by somebody else. The cleft in the ridge on the right side of the main
+mass of the Aiguille du Dru is a very deep one as seen from the glacier,
+and the sharp needle of rock which is next in the chain is a long way from
+the Aiguille du Dru itself. North and south the precipices run sheer down
+to the glaciers beneath. The mountain has then four distinct sides, three
+of them running down to great depths. Thus, even in the prehistoric days
+of Alpine climbing, it had some claim to individuality and might fairly be
+considered as something more than, as it were, one unimportant pinnacle on
+the roof of some huge cathedral. Perhaps, however, repeated failures to
+ascend the mountain begot undue veneration and caused an aspiring climber
+to look with a prejudiced eye on its dimensions.
+
+(M28)
+
+So far as I know, the mountain had never been assailed till 1873, when
+Messrs. Pendlebury and Kennedy made an attempt. Mr. R. Pendlebury has
+kindly furnished me with notes of the climb, which I may be allowed to
+reproduce nearly in his own words:--Two parties started simultaneously for
+the expedition. One was composed of Messrs. Kennedy and Marshall, with the
+guides Johann Fischer and Ulric Almer of Grindelwald; the other party
+consisted of the Rev. C. Taylor, Messrs. W. M. and R. Pendlebury, with the
+guides Hans Baumann, Peter Baumann, and Edouard Cupelin. The
+first-mentioned party slept at the Montanvert, while the others enjoyed
+themselves in a bivouac high up on the side of the Glacier de la Charpoua
+between the Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Moine. This Glacier de la
+Charpoua, it may be mentioned, is sometimes called the Glacier du Chapeau.
+
+(M29)
+
+The bivouac appears to have been so comfortable that Mr. Pendlebury and
+his friends did not take advantage of their start. The Montanvert
+detachment, who found no such inducement to stay one moment longer than
+was absolutely necessary(2) in their costly quarters, caught them up the
+next morning, and the whole party started together. Mr. Kennedy's guides
+kept to the left of the Glacier de la Charpoua, which looks more broken up
+than the right-hand side, but apparently proved better going. This,
+however, it should be observed, was in 1873, and these hanging glaciers
+alter marvellously in detail from year to year, though always preserving
+from a distance the same general features. On the same principle, at the
+proper distance, a mother may be mistaken for her daughter, especially by
+a judicious person. But on drawing near, however discreet the observer may
+be, he is yet conscious of little furrows, diminutive wrinkles, and
+perhaps of a general shrinkage not to be found in the more recent
+specimen. Speaking very generally, I should say that these glaciers are,
+on the whole, easier to traverse than they used to be: at any rate my own
+personal observation of this particular little glacier extends over a
+period of some years, and the intricacies--it is hardly proper to call them
+difficulties--were distinctly less towards the end of the time than they
+were at the beginning. Of course a different interpretation might be put
+upon such an opinion: with the evolution of mountaineering skill the
+complexity of these crumpled up snow-fields may seem to have disentangled,
+but I am assured that in this particular case it was not so.
+
+(M30)
+
+This digression must be pardoned. It arose naturally from the circumstance
+that the route Mr. Kennedy adopted would have proved, at any rate in later
+years, a digression from the best way. Mr. Pendlebury's party went
+straight up, keeping, that is, to the right-hand side of the glacier.
+Towards the upper part the snow slopes became steeper, and soon some
+step-cutting was required. The object in view was to reach the lowest
+point in the ridge between the Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte. It
+was thought that, by turning to the left from the col, it might be
+possible to reach the summit by the eastern arete. The col itself from
+below seemed easily attainable by means of a narrow zigzagging gully,
+interrupted here and there, that runs down from the summit of the ridge.
+Ascending by the rocks on the left of the gully the party made for some
+little way good progress, but then a sudden change came over the scene.
+After a consultation, it was proposed that the guides Hans Baumann, Peter
+Baumann, and Fischer should go on a little by themselves and make for the
+ridge, which they estimated lay about half an hour above them. They were
+then to examine the rocks above and to bring back a report. The rest of
+the party remained where they were, and disported themselves as
+comfortably as circumstances would permit. Hour after hour, however,
+passed away, and the three guides seemed to make but little progress. They
+returned at last with the melancholy tidings that they had climbed nearly
+up to the ridge and had found the rocks very difficult and dangerous. (It
+should be noted that the line of attack chosen on this occasion--the first
+serious attempt on the peak--was devised by Hans Baumann, and it says much
+for his sagacity that this very route proved years afterwards to be the
+right one.) Questioned as to the advisability of proceeding upwards, the
+guides employed their favourite figure of speech and remarked that not for
+millions of francs would they consent to try again. Hans Baumann asserted
+that he had never climbed more difficult rocks. This opinion, as Mr.
+Pendlebury suggested at the time, was probably owing to the fact that the
+cliffs above were covered with snow and glazed with ice, and this
+condition of the mountain face made each step precarious. The amateurs of
+the party were of opinion that the ridge would prove attainable later in
+the season or in exceptionally fine weather. As to the possibility of
+climbing the rocks above--that is to say, the actual peak--none of the party
+were able to come to any very positive conclusion. At a rough guess it was
+estimated that the party halted between two and three hundred feet below
+the ridge. On the presentation of the guides report the whole caravan
+turned back and reached Chamouni safely, but not entirely without
+incident, for the monotony of the descent and Mr. Taylor's head were
+broken by the fall of a big stone. This little accident, Mr. Pendlebury
+remarked with disinterested cheerfulness, was but a trifle. I have not
+been able to ascertain Mr. Taylor's views on the subject.
+
+When our party first essayed the ascent we knew none of the above
+particulars, save only that some mountaineers had endeavoured to reach the
+ridge but had failed to ascend to any great height. Of the actual cause of
+their ill success, and whether it were owing to the unpropitious elements
+or to the actual difficulties encountered, we were unaware.
+
+(M31)
+
+At the time of which I am writing, a somewhat novel mode of ascending
+mountains was coming into vogue, which consisted in waiting for a suitable
+day at headquarters, starting at unheard-of hours, and completing the
+expedition in one day--that is, within twenty-four hours. It was argued in
+support of this plan, that it was economical and that bivouacking was but
+a laborious and expensive method of obtaining discomfort. There are, said
+the advocates of the method, but few mountains in the Alps which cannot be
+ascended with much greater comfort in one day than in two. The day's climb
+is much more enjoyable when it is possible to start from sleeping quarters
+in which it is possible to sleep. The argument that repose in hotel beds,
+though undoubtedly more luxurious, was of comparatively little use if
+there were no time to enjoy it, was held to be little to the purpose. Some
+enthusiasts were wont to state that passing a night in a chalet, or those
+magnified sentry boxes called cabanes, constituted half the enjoyment on
+the expedition. This is a little strong--like the flavour of the
+cabanes--and if it were actually so the whole pleasure would be but small.
+The camper out arises in the morning from his delicious couch of soft
+new-mown hay in a spotty and sticky condition, attended with considerable
+local irritation, and feeling like a person who has recently had his hair
+cut, with a pinafore but loosely tied around his neck. Porters, like
+barbers, exhibit a propensity for indulging in garlic immediately before
+pursuing their avocation, which is not without discomfort to their
+employers. (And here I may note as a psychological fact that one action of
+this permeating vegetable is to induce confidential propensities in the
+consumer. The point may be deemed worthy of investigation, by personal
+experiment, by botanists and students of materia medica, men who in the
+interests of science are not prone to consider their personal comfort and
+finer sensibilities.) Again, in unsettled weather a fine day is often
+wasted by journeying up in the afternoon to some chalet, or hovel, merely
+to enjoy the pleasure of returning the following morning in the rain.
+There is some force too in the argument that but little actual time is
+gained by the first day's performance, for it is very difficult to start
+at anything like the prearranged hour for departure from a camp. An
+immensity of time is always spent in lighting the morning fire, preparing
+breakfast, and getting under way. On the other side, some little time is
+undoubtedly saved by discarding the wholly superfluous ceremony of
+washing, a process at once suggesting itself to the mind of the Briton
+abroad if he beholds a basin and cold water.
+
+The sum of the argument would seem to be that camping out in some one
+else's hut is but an unpleasant fiction; that if the climber chooses to go
+to the expense, he can succeed in making himself a trifle less comfortable
+in his own tent or under a rock than he would be in an hotel; and that he
+is the wisest man who refrains from bivouacking when it is not really
+necessary and is able to make the best of matters when it is: and
+undoubtedly for many of the recognised expeditions it is essential to have
+every possible minute of spare time in hand.
+
+(M32)
+
+We were naturally rather doubtful as to the successful issue of our
+expedition, at any rate at the first attempt, and we therefore impressed
+upon the guides the necessity of not divulging the plan. The secret,
+however, proved to be so big that it was too much for two, and they
+imparted consequently so much of the information as they had not adequate
+storage for in their own minds to any who chose to listen. Consequently
+our intentions were thoroughly well known before we started. There were in
+those days, perhaps, more good guides, at any rate there were fewer bad
+ones, in Chamouni than are to be found nowadays. We could not, however,
+obtain the services--even if we had desired them--of any of the local
+celebrities. As a matter of fact, we were both of opinion that a training
+in climbing, such as is acquired among the Oberland and Valais men by
+chamois hunting and constant rock work, would be most likely to have
+produced the qualities which would undoubtedly be needed on the aiguilles.
+
+The question of the efficiency of the Chamouni guides and of the Chamouni
+guide system, a question coeval with mountaineering itself, was burning
+then as fiercely as it does now. The Alpine Club had striven in vain to
+improve matters; they had pointed out that ability to answer a kind of
+mountaineering catechism did not in itself constitute a very reliable test
+of a peasant's power; they had pointed out too that the plan of electing a
+"guide chef" from the general body of guides was one most open to abuse,
+one sure to lead to favouritism and injustice, and one obviously ill
+calculated to bring to the front any specially efficient man. But
+unhappily the regulations of the body of guides were, and still are,
+entangled hopelessly in the French equivalent for red tape. Jealousy and
+mistrust of the German-speaking guides, whom serious mountaineers were
+beginning to import in rather formidable numbers, were beginning to awaken
+in the simple bosoms of the Savoyard peasants; and our proceedings were
+consequently looked upon with contemptuous disfavour by those who had any
+knowledge of our project.
+
+(M33)
+
+On August 18, 1873, we started. Our guides were Alexander Burgener as
+leader, Franz Andermatten, the best of companions, our guide, our friend,
+and sometimes our philosopher, as second string, while a taciturn porter
+of large frame and small mind, who came from the Saas valley, completed
+the tale. Of Burgener's exceptional talent in climbing difficult rocks we
+had had already good proof, and no doubt he was, and still is, a man of
+remarkable daring, endurance, and activity on rocks. I had reached then
+that stage in the mountaineering art at which a man is prone to consider
+the guide he knows best as, beyond all comparison, the best guide that
+could possibly exist. The lapse of years renders me perhaps better able
+now to form a dispassionate judgment of Burgener's capacity and skill.
+Both were very great. I have seen at their work most of the leaders in
+this department. Burgener never had the marvellous neatness and finish so
+characteristic of Melchior Anderegg, who, when mountaineering has passed
+away into the limbo of extinct sports, such as bear-baiting, croquet, and
+pell-mell, will, if he gets his deserts, even by those who remember
+Maguignaz, Carrel, Croz, and Almer, still be spoken of as _the_ best guide
+that ever lived. Nor was Burgener gifted with the same simple unaffected
+qualities which made Jakob Anderegg's loss so keenly felt, nor the
+lightness and agility of Rey or Jaun; but he united well in himself
+qualities of strength, carefulness, perseverance and activity, and
+possessed in addition the numerous attributes of observation, experience,
+and desire for improvement in his art which together make up what is
+spoken of as the natural instinct of guides. These were the qualities that
+made him a first-rate, indeed an exceptional, guide. _Nunc liberavi animam
+meam._ There is an old saying, involving a sound doctrine, that
+
+ When you flatter lay it on thick;
+ Some will come off, but a deal will stick.
+
+The porter proved himself a skilful and strong climber, but he was as
+silent as an oyster and, like that bivalve mollusc when the freshness of
+its youth has passed off, was perpetually on the gape.
+
+(M34)
+
+A hot walk--it always is hot along this part--took us up to the Montanvert.
+The moonlight threw quaint, fantastic shadows along the path and made the
+dewy gossamer filaments which swung from branch to branch across the track
+twinkle into grey and silver; and anything more aggravating than these
+spiders' threads at night it is hard to imagine. What earthly purpose
+these animals think they serve by this reckless nocturnal expenditure of
+bodily glue it is hard to say: possibly the lines are swung across in
+order that they may practise equilibrium; possibly the threads may serve
+as lines of escape and retreat after the male spinners have been a-wooing.
+The atmosphere through the wood was as stuffy as a ship's saloon in a
+storm, and we were right glad to reach the Montanvert at 3.30 A.M. Here,
+being athirst, we clamoured for refreshment. The landlord of the
+ramshackle hostelry at once appeared in full costume; indeed I observed
+that during the summer it was impossible to tell from his attire whether
+he had arisen immediately from bed or no. He seemed to act on the
+principle of the Norwegian peasant, who apparently undresses once a year
+when the winter commences, and resumes his garments when the light once
+more comes back and the summer season sets in. Our friend had cultivated
+to great perfection the art of half sleeping during his waking hours--that
+is, during such time as he might be called upon to provide entertainment
+for man and beast. Now at the Montanvert, during the tourists' season,
+this period extended over the whole twenty-four hours. It was necessary,
+therefore, in order that he might enjoy a proper physiological period of
+rest, for him to remain in a dozing state--a sort of aestival
+hybernation--for the whole time, which in fact he did; or else he was by
+nature a very dull person, and had actually a very restricted stock of
+ideas.
+
+The landlord produced at once a battered teapot with a little sieve
+dangling from its snout, which had been stewing on the hob, and poured out
+the contained fluid into two stalked saucers of inconvenient diameter.
+Stimulated by this watery extract, we entered into conversation together.
+The sight of a tourist with an ice axe led by a kind of reflex process to
+the landlord's unburdening his mind with his usual remarks. Like other
+natives of the valley he had but two ideas of "extraordinary" expeditions.
+"Monsieur is going to the Jardin?" he remarked. "No, monsieur isn't."
+"Then beyond a doubt monsieur will cross the Col du Geant?" he said,
+playing his trump card. "No, monsieur will not." "Pardon--where does
+monsieur expect to go to?" "On the present occasion we go to try the
+Aiguille du Dru." The landlord smiled in an aggravating manner. "Does
+monsieur think he will get up?" "Time will show." "Ah!" The landlord, who
+had a chronic cold in the head, searched for his pockethandkerchief, but
+not finding it, modified the necessary sniff into one of derision, and
+then demanded the usual exorbitant price for the refreshment, amounting to
+about five times the value of the teapot, sieve and all. We paid, and left
+him chuckling softly to himself at our insane idea, as he replaced the
+teapot on the hob in readiness for the next arrival. That landlord, though
+physically sleepy, was still wide awake in matters of finance. He once
+charged me five francs for the loan of a secondhand collection of holes
+which he termed a blanket.
+
+(M35)
+
+We got on to the glacier at the usual point and made straight across the
+slippery hummocks to the grass slope encircling the base of the Aiguille
+du Dru and the Glacier de la Charpoua. The glacier above gives birth to a
+feeble meandering little stream which wanders fitfully down the mountain
+side. At first we kept to the left, but after a while crossed the little
+torrent, and bearing more to the right plodded leisurely up the steep
+grass and rock slope. We had made good progress when of a sudden Franz
+gave a loud whistle and then fell flat down. The other two guides
+immediately followed his example and beckoned to us with excited
+gesticulations to behave in a similarly foolish manner. Thereupon we too
+sat down, and enquired what the purport of this performance might be. It
+turned out that there was a very little chamois about half a mile off.
+Knowing that it would be impossible to induce the guides to move on till
+the animal had disappeared, we seized the opportunity of taking an early
+breakfast. The guides meanwhile wriggled about on their stomachs, with
+eyes starting out of their heads, possessed by an extraordinary desire to
+miss no single movement of the object of their attention. "See, it moves,"
+said Franz in a whisper. "Himmel! it is feeding," said Burgener. "It must
+be the same that Johann saw three weeks ago." "Ach! no, that was but a
+little one" (no true chamois hunter will ever allow that a brother
+sportsman can possibly have set eyes on a larger animal than himself).
+"Truly it is fine." "Thunder weather! it moves its head." In their
+excitement I regretted that I could not share, not being well versed in
+hunting craft: my own experience of sport in the Alps being limited to
+missing one marmot that was sitting on a rock licking its paws. In due
+course the chamois walked away. Apparently much relieved by there being no
+further necessity to continue in their former uncomfortable attitudes, the
+guides sat up and fell to a warm discussion as to the size of the animal.
+A chamois is to a guide as a fish to the baffled angler or the last new
+baby to a monthly nurse, and is always pronounced to be beyond question
+the finest that has ever been seen. To this they agreed generally, but
+Franz, whose spirits had suddenly evaporated, now shook his head dismally,
+with the remark that it was unlucky to see a single chamois, and that we
+should have no success that day. Undaunted by his croaking, we pursued our
+way to the right side of the glacier, while our guide, who had a ballad
+appropriate to every occasion, sang rather gaspingly a tremulous little
+funeral dirge. We worked well across to the right, in order to obtain the
+best possible view of the Aiguille, and halted repeatedly while discussing
+the best point at which to attack the rocks. While thus engaged in
+reconnoitring close under the cliffs of the ridge running between the
+Aiguille Moine and the Aiguille Verte, a considerable block of ice,
+falling from the rocks above, whizzed past just in front of us and capered
+gaily down the slope. Hereupon we came rather rapidly to the conclusion
+that we had better proceed. Half an hour further on we reached the top of
+a steep little snow slope, and a point secure from falling stones and ice.
+Recognising that we must soon cross back to the rocks of the Dru, we tried
+to come to a final conclusion as to the way to be chosen. As usual,
+everybody pointed out different routes: even a vestry meeting could hardly
+have been less unanimous. Some one now ventured to put a question that had
+been troubling in reality our minds for some time past, viz. which of the
+peaks that towered above us was really the Aiguille du Dru. On the left
+there were two distinct points which, though close together, were
+separated apparently by a deep rift, and some distance to the right of the
+col which the previous party had tried to reach, a sharp tooth of rock
+towered up to a considerable height. Evidently, however, from its position
+this latter needle could not be visible from Chamouni or from the
+Montanvert. Again, it was clear that the mass comprising the two points
+close together must be visible from the valley, but which of the two was
+the higher? Alexander gave as his opinion that the more distant of these
+two points, that on the right, was the higher, and turned to the porter
+for confirmation. That worthy nodded his head affirmatively with extreme
+sagacity, evidently implying that he was of the same opinion. Franz on the
+other hand thought the left-hand peak was the one that we ought to make
+for, arguing that it most resembled the Dru as seen from the Montanvert,
+that there was probably little difference in height between the two, that
+our ascent would not be believed in unless we were to place a flag on the
+point visible from Chamouni, and finally that the left-hand peak seemed to
+be the easier, and would probably be found to conceal the sharper point of
+the right-hand summit. Having expressed these views, he in turn looked
+towards the porter to ascertain his sentiments. The porter, who was
+evidently of a complaisant temperament, nodded his head very vigorously to
+intimate that these arguments seemed the more powerful of the two to his
+mind, and then cocked his head on one side in a knowing manner, intended
+to express that he was studying the angles and that he was prepared to
+find himself in the right whichever view prevailed. We did not find out
+for certain till some time after that the right-hand summit, though
+concealed from view by the Montanvert, is very distinctly visible from
+Chamouni: excusable ignorance, as most of the Chamouni people are unaware
+of it to this day. Professor Forbes, as Mr. Douglas Freshfield has kindly
+pointed out to me, with his usual accuracy distinguished and also measured
+the two summits, giving their heights respectively as 12,178, and 12,245
+feet.(3) Knowing little as we did then of the details of the mountain, we
+followed Franz's advice and made for the left-hand peak, under the
+impression that if one proved accessible the other might also, and there
+really seemed no reason why we should not, if occasion demanded, ascend
+both.
+
+(M36)
+
+Leading up from the glacier two distinct lines of attack presented
+themselves. The right-hand ridge descends to the col very precipitously,
+but still we had some idea that the rocks did not look wholly impossible.
+Again, on the left of the Dru the rocks are cut away very abruptly and
+form the long precipitous ridge seen from the Montanvert. This ridge was
+so jagged that we could see no possible advantage in climbing to any part
+of it, except just at the termination where it merges into the
+south-western face of the main mountain. The choice therefore, in our
+judgment, lay between storming the mountain by the face right opposite to
+us or else making for the col and the right-hand ridge; but the latter was
+the route that Messrs. Pendlebury and Kennedy had followed, and we could
+not hope to succeed where such giants had failed. Burgener indeed wished
+to try, but the rest of the party were unanimously in favour of attempting
+to find a way up the face, a route that at the worst had the merit of
+novelty. We thought too that if a closer acquaintance proved that the
+crags were ill arranged for upward locomotion, we might be able to work
+round on the face and so reach the col by a more circuitous route. With
+the naked eye--especially a myopic one--the rocks appeared unpromising
+enough; while viewed through the telescope the rocks looked utterly
+impossible. But little faith, however, can be rested in telescopic
+observations of a mountain, so far as the question of determining a route
+is concerned. Amateurs, who, as a rule, understand the use of a telescope
+much better than guides, have not the requisite experience to determine
+the value of what they see, while but few guides see enough to form any
+basis for determination. Moreover, the instrument we carried with us,
+though it had an extraordinary number of sections and pulled out like the
+ill-fated tradesman's trousers in a pantomime, was not a very remarkable
+one in the matter of definition. Still it is always proper and orthodox to
+look at a new peak through the telescope, and we were determined not to
+neglect any formality on the present occasion.
+
+(M37)
+
+We were now rather more than half-way up the Glacier de la Charpoua. To
+reach the most promising-looking point at which we might hope to get on
+the rocks, it was necessary to travel straight across the snow at about
+the level on which we stood. Now, this Glacier de la Charpoua is not
+constructed on ordinary principles. Instead of the orthodox transverse
+bergschrund it possesses a longitudinal crack running up its whole length,
+a peculiarity that vexed us hugely. Half a dozen times did we attempt to
+cross by some tempting-looking bridge, but on each occasion we were
+brought to a stand by impassable crevasses; then had to turn back, go up a
+little farther, and try again. It was already late in the day and we could
+ill spare the time lost in this to and fro movement. Eventually we reached
+a little patch of rocks not far from the head of the glacier. No sooner
+had we reached these rocks than the guides hunted up a suitable place and
+concealed some utterly worthless property as carefully as if they expected
+evil-minded marauders to be wandering about, seeking what they might
+pilfer. Having effected the cache with due care, Franz once again burst
+into a strange carol, the burden of which was unintelligible, but the
+chorus made frequent allusion to "der Teufel." We now saw that, after all,
+the only feasible plan would be to cut our way still higher up a steep
+slope, and thus to work right round, describing a large curve. An
+occasional step required to be scraped, for the glacier is in shadow till
+late in the morning, owing to the Aiguille Verte intervening and cutting
+off the sun's rays. Throughout the day our second guide had been burning
+with a desire to exhibit the good qualities of the most portentous ice axe
+I ever saw, an instrument of an unwieldy character resembling a labourer's
+pick on the top of a May pole. Its dimensions were monstrous and its
+weight preposterous: moreover, the cutting spike had an evil curve and,
+instead of hewing out blocks of ice neatly, preferred to ram a huge hole
+in the slope and stick fast therein, while a quiver ran through its mighty
+frame and communicated itself to the striker, who shuddered at each blow
+as after taking a dose of very bitter physic. However, Franz was so proud
+of his halberd that we were obliged to sacrifice rapid progress to the
+consideration of his feelings, and he was accordingly sent on to cut the
+steps which were now found necessary. With no little exertion did he
+construct a staircase of which the steps were about the size of foot
+baths, and with no slight impatience did we watch his gymnastics and
+athletic flourishes, which were a sort of mixture of tossing the caber and
+throwing the hammer combined with a touch of polo. Ultimately we were able
+to quit the glacier for the actual face of the mountain, at a point
+probably not very much below that struck by the previous party; but it was
+our intention at once to bear off to the left.
+
+(M38)
+
+We blundered a little on the rocks at first after the long spell of
+snow-walking. A cry from Franz caused us to look round, and we perceived
+that he had got entangled with the big axe, the spike of which was
+sticking into the third button of his waistcoat, causing him, as the
+strain on the rope above and below folded him up in a rather painful
+manner, to assume the attitude of a mechanical toy monkey on a stick.
+Fearing that he might be placed in the condition in which cats' meat is
+usually offered for sale, we slackened the rope and saved him from
+impending perforation, but with the result that the axe bounded off down
+the slope, turned two or three summersaults, and then stuck up defiantly
+in a distant patch of snow, looking like a sign-post. While Franz went off
+to recover his loved treasure we huddled together on a very little ledge
+of rock, and sat there in a row like busts on a shelf--if the simile be not
+considered anatomically inappropriate. But these delays had wasted much
+time, and already success seemed doubtful. Little time could now be
+devoted to consultation, and little good would have come of it; now that
+we were on the rocks the only thing to do was to go straight on and see
+what would happen. At the same time we had a dim consciousness that we
+were considerably to the right of the best line of ascent. Our "general
+idea"--to borrow a military phrase of which, by the way, it may be remarked
+that the idea in question is usually confined to the general and is not
+shared in by the troops--consisted in making for the left-hand side or
+Montanvert aspect of the final peak. We set our teeth, whatever that may
+mean, then fell to with a will and for some two hours went with scarcely a
+check. And a rare two hours' climb we had. The very thought of it makes
+the pen travel swiftly over the paper, as the scene comes back in every
+detail. How Burgener led the way without hesitation and almost without
+mistake; how our second guide chattered unceasingly, caring nought for a
+listener; how they both stuck to the rocks like limpets; how the big axe
+got in everybody's way; how the rope got caught on every projecting spur
+of rock, jerking back the unwary, or when loose sweeping down showers of
+small angular stones from the little platforms and ridges, thereby
+engendering ill blood and contumely; how the silent porter climbed
+stolidly after us, and in the plenitude of his taciturn good-humour poked
+at us from below with his staff at inconvenient moments and in sensitive
+places; how at one moment we were flat against the rock, all arms and
+legs, like crushed spiders, and at another gathered into great loops like
+a cheese maggot on the point of making a leap; how a volley of little
+stones came whistling cheerily down from above, playfully peppering us all
+round; how our spirits rose with our bodies till we became as excited as
+children: of all these things it boots not to give any detailed
+description. Those who can recollect similar occasions need but to be
+reminded of them, and, to tell the truth, the minutiae, though they are so
+graven upon the mind that a clear impression could be struck off years
+afterwards, are apt to prove somewhat tedious. Two facts I may note. One,
+that the rocks were at first very much easier than was expected; another,
+that we should have done better had we discarded the rope on this part of
+the climb: the rocks were hardly a fit place for those who could not
+dispense with its use. Ever and anon the guides' spirits would rise to
+that level which may be called the shouting point, and they would joedel
+till they were black in the face, while the melodious roll of sound echoed
+cheerily back from the distant cliffs of the Aiguille Moine. And so we
+journeyed up.
+
+(M39)
+
+Meanwhile the weather had changed; black clouds had come rolling up and
+were gathering ominously above us; it was evident that we had no chance of
+reaching the summit that day, even if it were practicable, but still we
+persevered desperately in the hope of seeing some possible route for a
+future attack. Progress, however, on a rock peak is necessarily slow when
+there are five on the rope, and we should probably have done more wisely
+if we had divided into two parties. We kept well to the left to a point on
+the face where a huge tower of rock stands four-square to all the winds of
+heaven that blow; and above us, as a matter of fact, there seemed to be a
+good many winds. This landmark, very conspicuous and characteristic of
+these aiguilles, seemed to be close to the ridge, but on reaching it we
+found that there was still a stiff passage intervening between us and the
+point from which we could overlook the other side of the mountain. Now we
+bore to the right and the climbing became more difficult. We made our way
+straight up a very shallow gully and finally reached a point on the
+western ridge overlooking the Montanvert, close to where this ridge merges
+into the corresponding face of the peak. Here a halt was called, for two
+reasons. In the first place a few flakes of snow were softly falling
+around and the gathering clouds betokened more to follow. Secondly, so far
+as we could judge through the mist, it was apparently impossible to ascend
+any higher from the place we had reached. So we cast off the rope and
+clambered separately to various points of vantage to survey the work that
+lay before us. The summit of the peak, enveloped in thin cloud, appeared
+to tower no great height above us, but we were too close under the cliff
+to estimate its elevation very correctly. At the time we thought that if
+we could only keep up the pace at which we had been going, an hour's climb
+would have sufficed to reach the top. We found, it may be remarked
+parenthetically, that we were egregiously in error in this estimate some
+years later. The shifting clouds made the rock face--that is, the small
+extent of it that we could see at all--look much more difficult than in all
+probability it actually was. Through the mists we made out, indistinctly,
+a formidable-looking irregular crack in the rock face running very
+straight up and rather to our left, which apparently constituted the only
+possible route from our position to a higher level. But from where we
+stood we could not have reached the lower end of this crack without a
+ladder of about fifty feet in length, and the mist entirely prevented us
+from judging whether we could reach it by a detour. The choice lay between
+hunting for some such line or else in trying what seemed on the whole more
+practicable, viz. working round by the north-east face again, so as to
+search for a more easy line of ascent. But the latter alternative would
+have involved of necessity a considerable descent. While we debated what
+course to take the mists swept up thicker and thicker from below, and in a
+moment the peak above us was concealed and all the view cut off. A
+piercingly cold wind began to rise and a sharp storm of hail and sleet
+descended. Hints were dropped about the difficulty of descending rocks
+glazed over with ice with a proper amount of deliberation. It was
+obviously impossible to go up and might soon become very difficult to go
+down. The question was not actually put, but, in conformity with what was
+evidently the general sense of the meeting, we somewhat reluctantly made
+up our minds to return. A dwarf stone man was constructed, the rope
+readjusted, and half an hour's descent put us out of the mist and snow. We
+stopped again and stared upwards blankly at the leve line of mist hanging
+heavily against the peak. Burgener now came forward with a definite
+resolution and proposed that we should stay where we were for the night
+and try again the next day. This was referred to a sub-committee, who
+reported against the suggestion on the ground that the stock of provisions
+left consisted of a tablespoonful of wine, four rolls, and a small piece
+of cheese which had strayed from the enveloping paper in the porter's
+pocket and as a consequence smelt of tobacco and was covered with hairs
+and fluff. These articles of diet were spread on a rock and we mentally
+calculated the exact proportion that would fall to each man's share if we
+attempted, as proposed, to subsist on them for a day and a half. But
+little deliberation was required. We decided at once to return. The porter
+gathered the fragments lovingly together and replaced them with other
+curious articles in his side pocket. By 8.30 P.M. we were back at
+Chamouni, having been out a little under twenty hours.
+
+(M40)
+
+A day or two later we made up our minds to start once more. Great
+preparations were made for an early departure, the idea that we should
+find it distasteful to start at the hour at which a London ball begins
+being scouted, as it usually is over-night. We impressed on an intelligent
+"boots" with great earnestness the absolute necessity of waking us
+precisely at midnight, and then went to our repose, feeling about as much
+inclined for sleep as a child does during the afternoon siesta intended to
+prepare it for the glories of a pantomime. The "boots" did not fail; in
+fact he was extra-punctual, as our departure was the signal for his
+retiring. At midnight the party assembled in the little courtyard in front
+of the hotel, but a dismal sight met our gaze. Under the influence of a
+warm sou'-wester, thick black clouds had filled the valley, and a gentle
+drizzle reminded us of the balmy climate of our own metropolis in
+November. Our Alpine tour for the season was nearly at an end, and we
+gazed despondently around. Ultimately one practical person suggested that
+if we did not go to the mountain we might as well go to bed, and the
+practical person endorsed his suggestion by walking off. A scurvy
+practical joke did the clerk of the weather play on us that night. In the
+morning the bright sunbeams came streaming in through the window, the sky
+was cloudless and the outline of every peak was sharply defined in the
+clear air. A more perfect morning for the expedition could hardly have
+been chosen. Some ill-timed remarks at breakfast referring pointedly to
+people who talk a good deal over-night about early starts, and the deep
+concern of the "boots" at our presumed slothfulness, goaded us to
+desperation. We determined to start again and to have one more try the
+next day whatever the weather might prove to be. Once more we found
+ourselves in the small hours of the morning on the path leading to Les
+Ponts. Had it not been for the previous day's lesson we should probably
+have turned back from this point, for the whole of the mountain opposite
+was concealed in thick drifting mist. The guides flatly refused to go on
+as matters stood. We were determined on our side not to give it up, and so
+a compromise was effected. It was agreed to wait for an hour or two and
+see if matters mended. So we stretched ourselves out on a damp sloping
+rock, prepared to resume our journey at the slightest indication of a
+change for the better. Rest at such a time even under these hard, not to
+say stony, conditions is seductive, and, as we lay half dozing, strange
+heretical thoughts came crowding into the mind. Why toil up this mountain
+when one can rest in luxury on these knobby rocks? Why labour over the
+shifting moraine, the deceitful glacier, the slippery rock? What is the
+good of it all? Can it be vanity or----"Vorwaerts!" The dream vanished as the
+cheery cry broke out from the guide engaged on outpost duty, and as we
+rose and stretched ourselves the whole aspect of affairs seemed changed. A
+distinct break in the clouds at the head of the Mer de Glace gave promise
+of better things in store, and we felt almost guilty of having wasted an
+hour or more at our halt. The break became larger and larger, and before
+long the great cloud banks resolved into one huge streamer flying from the
+summit of the peak. I fancy that, at any rate in the early stages of
+mountaineering, many good chances are thrown away on such days, for guides
+are as a rule somewhat prone to despondency in the early morning hours.
+Once started, however, they became wondrously keen, complained of our
+delay, and even asserted with some effrontery that they had predicted fine
+weather all the time, and this without a blush; still some one rather
+neatly defined blushing as a suffusion least seldom seen in those who have
+the most occasion for it, and guides share with politicians a certain
+power of manipulating their opinions to suit the exigencies of the moment.
+The traces of our former attempt assisted us materially on the glacier.
+Our plan of attack consisted in getting on the rocks at our former point,
+but working on this occasion much more directly up the face. Burgener
+conceived that by following this line of assault we should be able to
+ascend, by means of a gully which existed only in his own imagination, to
+a more practicable part of the peak. Between the two summits of the
+Aiguille du Dru may be seen, at any rate in photographs, a
+tempting-looking streak of snow: it seemed possible, if we could once
+reach the lower point of this streak, to follow its line upwards. The
+lower peak of the Dru is well rounded on its eastern face, and the rocks
+appear more broken than in other parts of the mountain.
+
+(M41)
+
+If we could but once reach the cleft between the peaks there seemed every
+chance of our being able to reach the lower summit. At the outset progress
+was fast. We followed our former line till we were in sight of the rock
+tower and then at once bore off to the right. The climbing was rather more
+difficult, at least it seemed so to us in those days, than on the other
+part of the mountain with which we had previously made acquaintance. A
+series of short flat gullies had to be climbed, but there were exceedingly
+few inequalities to help us. The rope was of little or no use and might
+perhaps have been laid aside with advantage. We soon found that we had
+reached a higher point than at our previous attempt, and as the leader
+constantly returned favourable reports our spirits rose; so elated in fact
+did we become that the exact formalities to be observed on reaching the
+top were seriously discussed whenever the occasion offered for
+conversation, which was not very often. Old Franz chattered away to
+himself, as was his wont when matters went well, and on looking back on
+one occasion I perceived the strange phenomenon of a smile illuminating
+the porter's features. Howbeit, this worthy spake no words of
+satisfaction, but pulled ever at his empty pipe. By dint of wriggling over
+a smooth sloping stone slab we had got into a steep rock gully which
+promised to lead us to a good height. Burgener, assisted by much pushing
+and prodding from below and aided on his own part by much snorting and
+some strong language, had managed to climb on to a great overhanging
+boulder that cut off the view from the rest of the party below. As he
+disappeared from sight we watched the paying out of the rope with as much
+anxiety as a fisherman eyes his vanishing line when the salmon runs.
+Presently the rope ceased to move and we waited for a few moments in
+suspense. We felt that the critical moment of the expedition had arrived,
+and the fact that our own view was exceedingly limited made us all the
+more anxious to hear the verdict. "How does it look?" we called out. The
+answer came back in patois, a bad sign in such emergencies. For a minute
+or two an animated conversation was kept up; then we decided to take
+another opinion and accordingly hoisted up our second guide. The chatter
+was redoubled. "What does it look like?" we shouted again. "Not possible
+from where we are," was the melancholy answer, and in a tone that crashed
+at once all our previous elation. I could not find words at the moment to
+express my disappointment: but the porter could and gallantly he came to
+the rescue. He opened his mouth for the first time and spoke, and he said
+very loud indeed that it was "verdammt." Precisely: that is just what it
+was. Having made this short speech, the porter allowed the smile to fade
+away from his features, shook out some imaginary ashes and proceeded to
+light some visionary tobacco, sucking at a lighted match through the
+medium of an empty pipe. It seemed hard to believe at first that we were
+to be baulked when so near the summit, and it was not till the guides had
+tried again and again to storm the almost vertical wall of smooth rock and
+had shown the utter impossibility of turning it either right or left, that
+we felt we were really beaten. One more forlorn chance remained: we might
+try the west face of the mountain from the spot we had reached at our
+first attempt, when the weather had prevented us from making any further
+progress. Had there been more time at our disposal we should have done
+better to try another line of ascent more to our right, that is, nearer to
+the col, and it might be possible to reach the cleft between the two
+summits by this means. As for the snow streak which looked so tempting at
+a distance, it is a delusion and a snare, if the latter term be applicable
+to a place which appears to be much more difficult to get into than it
+probably would be to get out of. We had already pretty fully realised that
+the mountain was more difficult to ascend than we had ever contemplated,
+and it seemed advisable at the moment to make for some definite point
+which at any rate we felt sure of reaching and to study the peak in detail
+to the best of our ability; so we made towards our cairn, though with
+little hope of gaining much knowledge thereby.
+
+(M42)
+
+Without much difficulty, but not without some little danger from falling
+stones (though on the whole, the mountain is remarkably free from these
+annoyances, there being as a matter of fact but few loose stones to fall),
+we reached our former point and were able to judge distinctly of how much
+higher we had reached at our second attempt. We saw also that upward
+progress from the point on which we stood would not be possible, but it
+must be remembered that we were able only to see a small strip of the
+mountain lying directly above. Every crag that was not absolutely vertical
+appeared to overhang, and the few small cracks that might have afforded
+hand and foot hold led nowhere in particular. Altogether the view was
+depressing although limited. There was no time to hunt about for other
+routes, or we should certainly have done so, for we felt that though
+beaten our discomfiture only arose from the fact that we had chosen a
+wrong line of ascent. Possibly within a few yards of us lay a feasible
+route, but we knew not on which side it might be. Here it occurred to the
+porter for the first time that his pipe was empty and had been so all day:
+he thereupon made his second remark, which consisted in an audible request
+for something to put in it. We had dragged up with us (as a matter of fact
+the porter had carried it the whole time) some 200 feet of rope, thinking
+it might help us in the descent, but the part of the mountain on which we
+were presents no more difficulties in this respect than does Avernus.
+
+(M43)
+
+Arrived on the snow slope opposite the rock face on which we had been
+climbing during the day, we stopped, extended the telescope, and tried to
+make out our exact line, and endeavoured also to discover what had been
+our error; no easy task, as any persons of experience will admit. At any
+time the appearance of this peak is deceptive, and the outline no more
+guides you to a knowledge of the natural details than does the outline of
+a fashionable lady's dress. But as we looked the mountain seemed flattened
+out by reason of a blue evening mist which obscured all the
+irregularities. So we turned and resumed our journey down, running hard
+across the Mer de Glace, for the shades of night drew on apace, and
+reached Chamouni at 8.30 in the evening, leaving the guides at the
+Montanvert with half a bottle of thin red wine between three of them. We
+were overtaken by Edouard Cupelin, one of the best of the Chamouni guides,
+at any rate on rock mountains, on our way down, and he gave us a rather
+sensational account of his own adventures on the peak. In justice to him
+it should be mentioned that he was almost the only Chamouni guide who
+seemed to think the ascent possible, and in his opinion the general line
+that we had adopted was the correct one. Our second expedition thus from
+first to last occupied about 201/2 hours, but the halts were not nearly so
+numerous as on the first occasion. The experience of our two days'
+climbing led us to the conclusion that Cupelin was right. From the
+peculiar character of the rocks and the fact that our climbing lay chiefly
+along short flat gullies we were unable, as already remarked, to get a
+very clear idea of any part of the mountain except that on which we were
+actually engaged, and we were led to the opinion that the only plan to
+find a possible route would consist in trying in succession from below the
+different parts of the southern face. The final peak, which from this side
+shoots up clearly defined from the great mass of the mountain, seemed to
+us tolerably easy of ascent provided one could reach the base. A sort of
+depression extends three parts of the way round, and the edge of this
+shallow moat appeared to be defended by an inaccessible belt of vertical
+rock. The actual rocks were wholly unlike any met with elsewhere in our
+experience. Great vertical slabs were fitted together with an accuracy
+which was beautiful in its perfection, but irritating beyond conception to
+the climber. Progress upwards, when above the level of the col,
+necessitated a series of fatiguing gymnastics like swimming uphill, but
+the rocks where they were possible proved invariably firm and good. On
+both occasions we were stopped by sheer difficulty and probably saw the
+mountain at its very best. The snow on the rocks, which proved such a
+formidable difficulty to Mr. Pendlebury's party, had almost entirely
+disappeared before our assault. The rocks were warm and the weather on the
+second day was perfect.
+
+(M44)
+
+Such is the history of our first two attempts to climb this mountain. They
+served but to whet our appetite for success, but it was not till years
+after that we were fortunate enough to meet with that success.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IV.
+
+
+ A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY
+
+
+ The art of meteorological vaticination--The climate we leave our
+ homes for--Observations in the valley--The diligence arrives and
+ shoots its load--Types of travellers--The Alpine habitue--The elderly
+ spinster on tour--A stern Briton--A family party--We seek fresh
+ snow-fields--The Bietschhorn--A sepulchral bivouac--On early starts
+ and their curious effects on the temperament--A choice of routes--A
+ deceptive ice gully--The avalanches on the Bietschhorn--We work up
+ to a dramatic situation--The united party nearly fall out--A limited
+ panorama--A race for home--Caught out--A short cut--Driven to
+ extremities--The water jump--An aged person comes to the rescue--A
+ classical banquet at Ried--The old cure and his hospitality--A
+ wasted life?
+
+
+The summer season of 1878 was one of the worst on record. Meteorologists,
+by a species of climatic paradox, might have had a fine time of it;
+mountaineers had a most wet and disagreeable time of it. The weather
+prophets easily established a reputation for infallibility--according to
+the accepted modern standard of vaticination--by predicting invariably evil
+things. They were thus right five times out of six, which will readily be
+acknowledged as very creditable in persons who were uninspired, save by a
+desire to exalt themselves in the eyes of their fellow tourists. But, as
+in the case of that singularly hopeful person Tantalus, the torture was
+rendered more artistic and aggravating by sporadic promise of better
+things. One day the rock aiguilles were powdered over and white-speckled
+with snow. The climber looked up longingly at the heights above, but
+visions of numbing cold and frost-bitten fingers caused him to thrust the
+latter members into his pockets and turn away with a sigh, to put it
+mildly, and avert his gaze from the chilling spectacle. Then would he
+follow his daily practice--his thrice-a-daily practice in all
+probability--of overeating himself. Perhaps, while still engaged at _table
+d'hote_ in consuming, at any rate in masticating, the multiform dish
+generically named "chevreuil," the glow of a rosy sunset, and the hope of
+brighter things in store for the morrow, would attract him to the window.
+
+(M45)
+
+The next day would produce scorching heat, a clear sky, a rising
+barometer, and a revival of spirits; diet, as the physicians say, as
+before. The powdered snow would disappear off the ledges and, melting,
+distribute itself more uniformly over the rocks, which as a result
+presented a shining appearance, as the morning face of a schoolboy or the
+Sunday face of a general servant. At night a clear sky and a sharp frost
+in the high regions, and the next day the mountain would be more
+impossible than ever. Still, recognising that another few hours of
+grateful sunshine would cause the thin film of ice glazing the rocks to
+melt and evaporate, the energetic climber (and we were very energetic that
+year) would summon his guides and all his resolution, pack up his traps,
+and start for a bivouac up aloft, to return, in all probability, at the
+end of twenty-four hours, in a downfall of rain and in the condition of
+steamy moisture so tersely described by Mr. Mantalini. Such, during July
+1878, was our lot day after day in the glorious Alpine climate. We paced
+up and down, with the regularity of sentries, between our camp on the
+Aiguille du Dru and Couttet's hotel at Chamouni. Occasionally we ascended
+some distance up the Glacier de la Charpoua and took observations. Once or
+twice we proceeded far enough on the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru to prove
+the impossibility of ascending them to any great height. Still we were
+loth to depart and run the risk of losing a favourable opportunity of
+assaulting the mountain with any chance of success. It fell out thus that
+we had good opportunities of observing our fellow creatures and the
+various types of travellers who, notwithstanding the weather, still
+crowded into Chamouni; for it was only on rock peaks such as the Aiguille
+du Dru, or difficult mountains like the Aiguille Verte, that climbing was
+impossible. This condition of things did not affect to any very
+appreciable extent the perambulating peasants who constitute the vast
+majority of the body known as guides in Chamouni. These worthies merely
+loafed a little more than they were wont to do, if that be possible.
+Perhaps the gathering invariably to be found, during twenty hours out of
+the twenty-four, at the cross roads near Tairraz's shop was still more
+numerously attended, and there was some slight increase in the number of
+sunburnt individuals who found intellectual exercise sufficient to
+apologise for their existence in wearing their hands in their pockets,
+smoking indifferent tobacco, expectorating indiscriminately, and uttering
+statements devoid of sense or point to anybody who cared to listen. The
+weather had no effect on them; whether wet or dry, cold or warm, they
+still occupied themselves from June to September in the same manner. Once
+in the early morning, and once again about five o'clock in the evening,
+were they momentarily galvanised out of their listlessness by the arriving
+and departing diligences.
+
+(M46)
+
+On the arrival of the caravan the contingent was usually reinforced by
+some of our own countrymen. The proper attitude for the English visitor at
+Chamouni to assume, when watching the evening incursion of tourists,
+consisted in leaning against the wall on the south side of the street, and
+so to pose himself as to indicate independence of the proceedings and to
+wear an expression of indifference tinged with a suggestion of cynical
+humour. This was usually accomplished by wearing the hands in the pockets,
+tilting the hat a little over the eyes, crossing the legs, and laughing
+unduly at the remarks of companions, whether audible or not. Some few
+considered that smoking a wooden pipe assisted the realisation of the
+effect intended: others apparently held that a heavy object held in the
+mouth interfered with the expression. I have observed that these same
+onlookers were bitterly indignant at the ordeal they had to pass through
+on returning to their native shores via Folkestone, when clambering
+wearily with leaden eyes and sage-green complexions up the pier steps. Yet
+the diligence travellers, begrimed with dust, stung of horse flies,
+cramped, choked, and so jolted that they recognised more bony prominences
+than previous anatomical knowledge had ever led them to expect they
+possessed, were none the less objects of pity. Still human nature is
+always worthy of study, and those who arrived, together with those who
+went to see them arrive, were equally interesting under the depressing
+climatic influences which so often forbade us to take our pleasure
+elsewhere.
+
+(M47)
+
+It was curious to note how, day after day, the diligence on its arrival
+released from the cramped thraldom of its uncomfortable seats almost
+exactly the same load. As the great lumbering yellow vehicle came within
+sight, one or two familiar faces would be seen craning out to catch the
+first sight of an old guide or mountain friend. These _habitues_ as a rule
+secured for themselves the corner seats. We knew exactly what their
+luggage would be. A bundle of axes like Roman "fasces" would be handed out
+first, with perhaps a little unnecessary ostentation, followed by a coil
+of rope which might have been packed up in the portmanteau, but usually
+was not; then a knapsack, with marks on the back like a map of the
+continent of America if the owner was an old hand, and a spotless minute
+check if he were only trying to look like one. The owners of the knapsacks
+would be clad in suits that once were dittos, flannel shirts and the
+familiar British wide-awake, the new aspirants for mountaineering fame
+decorating their head gear with snow spectacles purchased in Geneva. Very
+business-like would they show themselves in collecting their luggage
+before anybody else; then, with a knowing look at the mountains, they
+would make their way to Couttet's. Next, perhaps, would follow a party of
+some two or three spinsters travelling alone and as uncertain about their
+destination as they were of their age. To attract such, some of the hotel
+proprietors, more astute than their fellows, despatched to the scene of
+action porters of cultivated manners and obsequious demeanour, who seldom
+failed, by proving themselves to be "such nice polite men, my dear," to
+ensnare the victims. Burdened with the numerous parcels and odd little
+bags this class of traveller greatly affects, the nicely mannered porter
+would lead the way to the hotel or pension, probably bestowing, as he
+passed, a wink on some friend among the guides, who recognised at once the
+type of tourist that would inevitably visit the Montanvert, probably the
+Chapeau and possibly the Flegere, and recognising too the type in whom
+judicious compliments were not likely to be invested without satisfactory
+results. Such people invariably enquired if they could not be taken _en
+pension_. Somewhat frugal as regards diet, especially breakfast, but with
+astounding capacities for swallowing _table d'hote_ dinners or such
+romance as the guides might be pleased to invent on the subject of their
+own prowess and exploits. Charming old ladies these often were, as pleased
+with the novelty of everything they saw around them as a gutter child in a
+country meadow. Their nature changes marvellously in the Alps. Scarcely
+should we recognise in the small wiry traveller in the mountains the same
+individual whom we might meet in town--say in the neighbourhood of
+Bloomsbury. I have noticed such a one not a hundred miles from there whose
+energy for sight-seeing when in the Alps surpassed all belief. Yet here
+she seemed but a little, wrinkled, bent-in-the-back old woman, flat of
+foot, reckless at crossings, finding difficulty on Sunday mornings in
+fishing a copper out of her reticule for the crossing sweeper, by reason
+of the undue length of the finger-tips to her one-buttoned black kid
+gloves, and accompanied on week days, perhaps for the sake of contrast, by
+a sprightly little black and tan dog of so arrogant a disposition that it
+declined to use in walking all the legs which Providence had furnished it.
+Next, perhaps, the British paterfamilias, who might or might not be a
+clergyman, most intractable of tourists; ever prone to combine instruction
+with amusement for the benefit of his bored family, slightly relaxing on
+week days, but rigid and austere on Sundays beyond conception. And then
+the foreign sub-Alpine walker or "intrepide," clad in special garments of
+local make and highly vaunted efficiency, garrulous, smoky, voracious, a
+trifle greasy, and dealing habitually in ecstatic hendecasyllables
+expressive of admiration of everything he saw. Next the family party,
+possibly with a courier, with whom the younger members were, as a rule,
+unduly familiar: the boys wearing tailed shooting coats, consorting but
+ill with Eton turn-down collars, groaning under the burden of green baize
+bags containing assorted guide books, strange receptacles for the
+umbrellas of the party, and with leathern wallets slung around their
+shoulders, stuffed with the useless articles boys cherish and love to
+carry with them; the girls awkwardly conscious and feeling ill at ease by
+reason of the practical dresses, boots, and head gear devised for them at
+home, looking tenderly after a collection of weakly sticks tipped with
+chamois horns and decorated with a spirally arranged list of localities;
+the whole party in an excessively bad temper, which the boys exhibited by
+pummelling and thumping when "pa" was not looking and the girls by little
+sniffs, head tossings, and pointed remarks at each other that they had no
+idea what guys they looked. It will be observed that the constant bad
+weather induced a cynical condition of mind.
+
+(M48)
+
+We made up our minds, notwithstanding the attractions of this varied
+company, to quit them for a while, to seek fresh snow-fields and glaciers
+new, and to leave the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru for a time unmolested.
+At the suggestion of Jaun we betook ourselves to the Oberland for a
+contemplated ascent of the Bietschhorn by a new route. Under a tropical
+sun we made our way by the interminable zigzags through the Trient valley
+down to Vernayaz, where we met again, like the witches in "Macbeth," in
+thunder and in rain. Our project was to ascend the Bietschhorn from the
+Visp side and descend it by the usual route to Ried. This form of novelty
+had become so common in mountaineering that a new word had been coined
+expressly to describe such expeditions, and the climber, if he succeeded
+in his endeavour, was said to have "colled" the peak. The phrase, however,
+was only admissible on the first occasion, and it was subsequently
+described by any who followed, in more prosaic terms, as going up one side
+and down the other.
+
+(M49)
+
+We did not experience any unusual difficulty in leaving Visp tolerably
+early in the morning. The chorus of frogs, who were in remarkably fine
+voice that night in the neighbouring swamps, kept us awake, and the proper
+musical contrast was provided by the alto humming of some hungry
+mosquitoes. Our plan of assault was to camp somewhere at the head of the
+Baltschieder Thal, which is a dreary stony valley with only a few huts
+that would scarcely be considered habitable even by a London
+slum-landlord. The living inhabitants appeared to consist of three unkempt
+children, two pigs, one imbecile old man, and a dog with a fortuitous
+family. On the whole, therefore, we came to the conclusion that nature
+would probably provide better accommodation than the local architectural
+art, and a short search revealed a most luxurious bivouac, close to the
+left moraine of the Baltschieder Glacier, under the shelter of the
+Faeschhorn and a little above the level of the ice fall. A huge, flat slab
+of rock formed the roof of a wedge-shaped cavity capable of holding at
+least six persons, if disposed in a horizontal position. The space between
+the floor and the roof, it is true, was not much more than three feet; but
+the chamber, though well sheltered, demanded no ventilating tubes to
+ensure a proper supply of fresh air. Having a little spare time and being
+luxuriously inclined, we decided to sleep on spring beds. First we swept
+the stone floor, then covered it with a thick layer of dry rhododendron
+branches, over which were laid large sods of dried peat grass, and the
+beds were complete. The pointed ends of the twigs showed rather a tendency
+to penetrate through the grassy covering during the night, but otherwise
+the mattresses were all that could be desired. About two in the morning we
+got up--that is, we would have got up had it not been physically impossible
+to do so by reason of the lowness of the roof. A more correct expression
+would be perhaps to say that we turned out, rolling from under the shelter
+of the slab one after another. By the dim light of an ineffective candle,
+poked into the neck of a broken bottle, we found it no easy matter to
+collect all the articles which the guides had of course unpacked and
+stowed away as if they were going to stay a week; indeed, a certain bottle
+of seltzer water will probably still be found--at any rate the bottle
+will--by anyone who seeks repose in the same quarters.
+
+(M50)
+
+We started in the usual frame of mind--that is to say, everybody was
+exceedingly facetious for about three minutes. In about ten minutes one of
+the party, who would slake his thirst unduly at a crystal spring near the
+bivouac the previous evening, found that his boot lace was untied;
+circumstances which do not seem associated at first sight, but are not,
+nevertheless, infrequently observed. So again have I often remarked that a
+good dinner overnight develops in an astonishing manner admiration for
+distant views when ascending on the subsequent day. Within a quarter of an
+hour the amateurs of the party ceased to indulge in conversation, their
+remarks dying away into a species of pained silence similar to that which
+is induced in youthful voluptuaries by the premature smoking of clay
+pipes. The guides, however, seldom if ever desisted from dialogue, and
+never for the purpose of listening to each other's remarks. Still, the
+respiratory process is governed by the same conditions in the case of
+guides as in other mortals, and though they would scorn to stoop to the
+boot-lace subterfuge, and feel that a sudden admiration for scenery would
+deceive no one, they yet found it necessary before long to distribute
+their burdens more equally; a process achieved by halting, untying several
+strings, taking out several parcels and replacing them in the same
+positions. By these various methods we acquired what athletes call "second
+wind" and stepped out more strongly. We crossed a moraine of the usual
+inconsistency--however, the subject of loose moraines has been, I fancy,
+touched upon by other writers. The Baltschieder Glacier sweeps at a right
+angle round a mountain christened, not very originally, the Breithorn.
+This particular member of that somewhat numerous family blocks up the head
+of the Baltschieder Thal. We skirted the north base of the Breithorn,
+passing between it and the Jaegihorn, and arriving at the top of a steep
+little slope came in full view of the eastern slopes of our objective
+peak. At this point Maurer gave vent to a dismal wail of anguish as it
+suddenly occurred to him that he had left the bottle of seltzer water down
+below. With some difficulty did we persuade him that it was not necessary
+to return for it, although the idea of repose was not wholly distasteful,
+but we felt that we had probably all our work cut out for us in one sense,
+and that the days were none too long for such an expedition as the one we
+had in hand. Two distinct lines of attack appeared to offer themselves.
+One route, more to our right, led upwards by a gentle curved ridge,
+chiefly of snow, connecting the Baltschieder Joch with the northern arete
+of the mountain. In 1866 Messrs. D. W. Freshfield and C. C. Tucker, as we
+learnt subsequently, attained a high point by this way and were only
+prevented from accomplishing the actual ascent by bad weather, though they
+did enough to prove the practicability of the route. However, this way,
+which appeared the easier of the two, was evidently the longer from our
+position. The other route had the advantage of lying straight in front of
+us. Its attraction consisted of a broad long gully of snow enclosed
+between two ridges of rock. By the dim morning light the snow appeared
+easy enough and was evidently in suitable condition: howbeit, long snow
+couloirs, at the summit of which rocks overhang, are not usually to be
+recommended when the mountain itself is composed of friable material. Now
+it would be difficult to find in the whole of the Alps a mountain more
+disposed to cast stones at its assailants than the Bietschhorn, a fact of
+which we were fully aware. Every ascent of this disintegrating peak so
+rearranges the rocks that the next comers would not be wholly without
+justification if they pleaded that the details of their ascent were to a
+great extent new. Still, mountaineers up to the present have not been
+quite reduced to such a far-fetched claim to novelty, although in these
+latter days they have at times come perilously near it. Judging by the
+direction of the strata, we felt certain that the rock ridges must be
+practicable, and the problem in mountaineering set before us consisted in
+finding out how we might best ascend without subjecting ourselves to the
+inconveniences experienced by some of the early martyrs.
+
+(M51)
+
+An early breakfast put fresh strength into us. It is a common mistake of
+mountaineers not to breakfast early enough and not to breakfast often
+enough. If it be desired to achieve a long expedition when there is not
+likely to be too much spare time, the wise man will eat something at least
+every two hours up to about 10 o'clock in the morning, supposing, for
+instance, he started about 2 A.M. It is astonishing to notice how the full
+man gains upon the empty one on fatiguing snow slopes. We strode rapidly
+across the basin of snow called the Jaegifirn and arrived at the foot of
+the gully. But now we could see that our suspicions were more than
+verified: ugly-looking marks in the snow above indicated falling stones,
+and the snow itself was obviously in a condition prone to avalanches. This
+danger must always be present in couloirs to a greater or less extent in
+such seasons as the one we were experiencing. There had been sufficient
+power of sun to convert the contents of the gully into what would have
+been, in fine weather, a glistening ice slope. But much fresh snow had
+fallen recently. It but rarely can happen, when snow has fallen late in
+the season or during the hot months, that the new and the old layers can
+become properly amalgamated. If, therefore, there is too great a thickness
+of fresh snow to allow of steps being cut through this into the ice
+beneath, such couloirs are unsafe. The mark of a single avalanche due to
+the sliding off of the fresh snow on the ice beneath--a mark easily enough
+recognised--would deter any save an unwise person or a novice from
+attempting such a line of ascent. The marvellous hereditary instinct so
+often attributed to guides in judging of this condition really reduces
+itself to a matter of very simple observation and attention, and one
+within the reach of anybody. But travellers in the Alps too often appear
+to treat their reasoning faculties like they do their tall hats, and leave
+them at home. The question then was, Were the rocks right or left of this
+snow gully practicable? We all agreed that they were, and proceeded at
+once to test the accuracy of our opinion.
+
+(M52)
+
+We crossed the bergschrund--that godsend to writers on mountaineering in
+search of material to act as padding--and without dwelling on its insecure
+bridge longer than we need now dwell on the subject made swiftly for some
+rocks on the left. Scarcely had we gained them when a rush of snow and
+ice, of no great dimensions, but still large enough to be formidable,
+obliterated all the tracks we had just made. This settled the point at
+once, and we felt that by the rocks alone would it be proper to force the
+ascent. While on the ridge we were safe enough, and had the advantage as
+we clambered up of a most commanding position from whence we could view
+the frequent avalanches that swept by. The rain of the previous night,
+though it had only lasted for an hour or two, had evidently had a great
+effect on the state of the snow, and the avalanches seemed to pour down
+almost incessantly: probably some forty or fifty swept by us while we
+climbed by the side of the gully, and our situation gave rise to that
+feeling of somewhat pained security which is experienced when standing on
+a railway platform as an express train dashes by; we certainly felt that
+some of the downfalls would have reduced our party to a pulp quite as
+easily and with as much unconcern as the train itself. The guides, who do
+not perhaps tax their memories very severely for a parallel on such an
+occasion, asserted, as they generally do, that they had never seen
+anything like it in the whole course of their lives. They then fell to
+whistling, laughed very gaily, and borrowed tobacco from each other.
+
+(M53)
+
+Gradually our difficulties became more pronounced, and conversation on
+indifferent topics was discarded, the remarks being confined to brief
+exclamations such as "Keep it tight!" "Don't touch that one!" "Hold on
+now!" "You're treading on my fingers!" "The point of your axe is sticking
+into my stomach!" and similar ejaculations. Once in a way we ascended for
+a few feet by the snow, though never quite losing touch of the rocks, and
+sank waist deep in the soft compound filling up the gully. Then we went
+back to the rotten rocks for a brief spell, well content to be more out of
+the reach of chance fragments of ice falling down the shoot. It is
+wonderful to note how quickly time passes in an exciting climb of this
+nature; but our progress was actually rather rapid, so fast indeed that we
+did not fully realise at one period that we were getting into difficulties
+and that we had without doubt strayed, Christian-like, from the narrow
+path which was evidently the right one. Throughout the day we were
+conscious that the climb was too long to be completed if we made any
+serious mistake involving the retracing of steps. Quite suddenly, our
+situation became critical: a hurried glance up and down along the line
+revealed the fact that each member of the party had to do all he knew to
+preserve his position. The attitudes were ungainly enough to suggest
+instantaneous photographs at an ill-selected movement of four individuals
+dancing a "can-can." Maurer was engaged apparently in an extremely close
+and minute inspection of the toe of his right boot. Another member of the
+party was giving a practical illustration of the fact that he could, by
+extreme extension of his arms, stretch more than his own height, while a
+third was endeavouring to find out why the power of co-ordinating his
+muscular movements was suddenly lost to him, and why he could not persuade
+his left leg to join his right. For a few moments Jaun, who was leading,
+hung on by his finger-tips and the issue of the expedition hung in the
+balance. But our leader, by dint of some complicated sprawls, transferred
+himself over a passage of rock on which we had no earthly reason to be,
+and assisted the rest of the party to regain a more promising line of
+ascent. For those few minutes the situation was dramatic enough, and the
+thought crossed my mind that the curtain might not improbably descend on
+it; a solution of the difficulty which commends itself to the playwright
+when he has involved his _dramatis personae_ in difficulties, but which is
+not without its objections to the climber. On the whole the rocks on this
+face of the mountain are much more difficult than on the other, and,
+writing now after the lapse of some years, I am disposed to think that
+these are perhaps the most difficult crags of any that I have ever met
+with to climb properly, that is with a minimum of risk to one's self and
+to one's companions; as a good proof of this I may say that the ascent
+would probably have appeared fairly easy to a novice and that it required
+some little Alpine experience to realise their real difficulty and their
+treacherous nature. There was scarcely time to test adequately all hand
+and foothold, and examination of rocks by what surgeons term palpation is
+a _sine qua non_ in rock climbing. Undoubtedly the mountain was not in the
+best possible order. We may possibly have rearranged the rocks in our line
+of ascent in a more convenient manner for those who follow. Certainly we
+may fairly say that in our actual line of ascent we left no stone unturned
+to ensure success.
+
+(M54)
+
+Close below the ridge--within perhaps ten feet of it, for if I remember
+aright our leader had actually reached the crest--came the climax to what
+was perhaps rather a perilous climb. The first and second on the rope had
+met in their upward passage a huge cube of rock whose security they had
+carefully tested, and to surmount which it was necessary to stretch to the
+fullest extent in order to gain a respectable hold for the hands. We were
+all four in a direct line one below the other, and the two last on the
+rope were placed perforce directly beneath the treacherous crag. By an
+extension movement which conveyed some notion of the sensation experienced
+by those on the rack, I had reached a handhold pronounced to be of a
+passable nature by those above. By this manoeuvre I succeeded in getting my
+feet exactly to a place on which the others, who were much heavier than I,
+had stood in security; without rhyme or reason the block of stone, which
+was about the size of a grand pianoforte, suddenly broke away from under
+me; a huge gap seemed cloven out in the mountain side, and Maurer, below,
+had only just time to spring aside, enveloped in a cloud of dust, and to
+throw himself flat against the rock, while the rope was strained to the
+utmost. Fortunately the handhold above was sound and I was able to hold on
+with feet dangling in the air, searching in vain for some projection on
+which to rest. Those above were too insecure to give any efficient help,
+and in fact possibly viewed my struggles, inasmuch as they were not fully
+aware at first of what had happened, with as much equanimity as a person
+inside a boat contemplates the gymnastic performances of a bather trying
+to climb over the edge. As the cloud of dust cleared off, however, and
+Maurer's face gradually beamed through it like the sun in a fog, for the
+excitement had made him the colour of a cornet player giving vent to a
+high note, they began to realise that something abnormal had happened,
+while the distant thundering reverberations of the falling mass assured
+them that it was no ordinary slip. Meanwhile Maurer planted his axe so as
+to give me some foothold, and with a push from below and a pull from
+above, fortunately simultaneous, I succeeded in planting my feet where my
+hands were, and subsequently undoubling found that we were within a few
+feet of the ridge, that the panorama beyond was undoubtedly magnificent,
+but was thrown out in strong relief by deep blue-black thunder-clouds
+advancing towards us.
+
+Jaun now removed his empty pipe from his mouth and replaced it by a
+lucifer match, which, either as an aid to reflection or possibly for
+medicinal purposes, he chewed as he contemplated the ridge. A miserably
+cold wind with a remarkable knack of detecting all the rents in our
+raiment whistled around; above, the summit of the mountain was enveloped
+in driving thick mist and cloud. Still the final ridge looked fairly easy,
+and indeed proved to be so. The snow was deep and soft, and the stones
+below were so arranged as to remind us forcibly of a newly mended road in
+our native country; big and little, all seemed loose, and all arranged
+with their sharpest points and edges uppermost. The ridge is moderately
+broad, and we were able to flounder along with fair rapidity. Spurred on
+by the unpromising look of the weather and stimulated by the cold wind,
+which rendered any halts so unpleasant as to be out of the question, we
+set to work in earnest and found ourselves at the base of the final little
+snow and rock cone earlier than the length of the ridge had led us to
+expect. As we stepped on to the summit we experienced the curious
+sensation usually arising when climbing through clouds, that the mountain
+itself was sinking away rapidly from under our feet. The panorama was
+wholly composed of a foreground consisting of mist, and presented
+therefore comparatively few attractions.
+
+(M55)
+
+It was already so late in the afternoon that we could not have afforded to
+stay in any case, and, as we felt that serious difficulties might possibly
+be encountered in descending, we set off at once, visions of a warm
+welcome and a hot bath at Ried rising before our minds. The idea of
+descending by way of the Baltschieder Joch was negatived without a
+division. The northern ridge of the Bietschhorn is a counterpart of the
+one by which we had ascended, with the solitary advantage in our case that
+we had to go down it and not up. The snow slopes leading down to the Nest
+Glacier were much broader, and we were strongly tempted more than once to
+quit the ridge for this western face of the mountain. Ultimately,
+persuaded that the condition of the snow justified us in so doing, we
+struck straight down on to the Nest Glacier, skirted round the ridge of
+rocks dividing the Nest Glacier from the Birch Glacier, and catching sight
+of a little green patch some way below, threw off the rope and rushed
+precipitately down to it. Misguided by a few gleams of sunshine breaking
+out between the driving clouds, we conceived the idea of repose and
+thought that we might as well be aired and dried. Below, the hotel at Ried
+was in full view, and it seemed but an hour or two from us: but our
+troubles were not yet over. The five minutes' halt on such occasions not
+uncommonly expand into five-and-fifty, and we rather deliberately averted
+our gaze from the western view of the valley, up which the thunder-clouds
+were advancing steadily in close formation. Eventually we decided to move
+on, in order to avoid getting once more wet through. Vain hope: rapid
+though our descent was to the level of the forest it was not rapid enough.
+We ran furiously down the rough slopes, but, as the storm advanced and we
+perceived that we should be caught, the agitation of our minds gradually
+equalled the agitation of our bodies. We seemed to get no nearer Ried,
+while the darkness increased rapidly around us. Knowing the proclivities
+of guides on such occasions, my companion and I agreed that nothing should
+induce us to leave a path, should we perchance find one. Now, in a dim
+light it is exceedingly easy to discover paths, but extremely difficult to
+discover that variety of track that leads anywhere. Determined, however,
+to stick to our resolution, we found ourselves continually pursuing level
+stretches right and left, only to find that, as routes to any particular
+place, they were snares and delusions; that there was a path with long
+zigzags we knew, and indeed, finally, a shout from the guides, who skipped
+about downhill with an utter disregard for the integrity of their joints,
+and adopted that curious cantering gait considered on the stage to express
+light-hearted joy, announced that they had discovered the way. With
+characteristic inconsistency, they had no sooner found what we had been so
+long searching for than they proposed to leave it and make short cuts, so
+called; but we were inflexible, and determined not to leave our path or be
+seduced by the attractions of a perpendicular descent through an unknown
+territory. The hotel lights were no longer visible, but we knew that they
+lay straight below us. The question was whether we should turn right or
+left. The guides settled the matter by darting off ahead, ostensibly from
+a perfect acquaintance with their situation, but actually as we suspected
+to avoid being worried with unpleasant topographical questions. Gradually
+as we followed the track our stern purpose began to waver, for it was
+pointed out by some one that the path, though undoubtedly a good one in
+point of construction and general purpose, had two distinct disadvantages
+from our present point of view; one being that it led uphill, and the
+other that it ran in the wrong direction. There are certain contingencies
+in life in which the Briton finds but one adequate method of relieving and
+expressing his feelings, such, for instance, as when he finds himself
+bespattered with mud from the passing hansom on a carefully selected
+shirt-front and a white tie that would have moved to envy; or when, again,
+as the last to leave his club at night he finds the only remaining
+head-gear to consist of a well-worn beaver many sizes too large, with fur
+under the brim and a decoration of little rosettes and bobstays. It is
+hard to see why the ejaculation of any particular monosyllable should do
+him good at such a juncture. Hard words unquestionably break no bones, but
+neither do they mend the broken collar-stud or the ruptured bootlace; and
+yet if he swallows the expression down it will certainly ferment within
+him, and fermentation is characterised by multiplication. If, on the
+contrary, he articulates his feelings, the whole situation suddenly
+appears changed, and he can view the most untoward circumstances once more
+with a calm serenity of temper. But the remedy, though potent, specific
+almost, is too valuable to be resorted to constantly, and should be
+reserved, like Thursday's razor, for the most special occasions.
+
+(M56)
+
+Our situation on the present occasion fully justified us in resorting to
+the source of relief vaguely alluded to, and we employed it simultaneously
+with the happiest results. Now the guides triumphed, and such was our
+accommodating mood that we actually acceded to their counsel and embarked
+on a perilous descent down a vertical gully. Scarcely had we turned into
+it when the storm broke and the rain came down in sheets, and very damp
+sheets too. Some one now suggested that the wisest plan would be to remain
+under shelter till the rain had passed off. It was argued against this
+amendment, and with a certain amount of force, first that there was no
+probability of the rain stopping, and secondly that there was no shelter:
+so we went on. Gradually, as we became more wet, we grew more desperate,
+and before long floundered down as regardless of bumps as a bluebottle in
+a conservatory: at one moment slithering over wet slabs of rock to which
+damp tufts of moss were loosely adherent, at another climbing carefully
+over gigantic toothcombs of fallen trees, then plunging head
+foremost--sometimes not exactly head foremost--through jungle-like masses of
+long grass and dwarf brushwood. Soaked to the skin, steamy, damp, and
+perspiring like bridegrooms, we went on, utterly reckless as to our
+apparel, and haunted by a perpetual idea that we should find ourselves
+ultimately at some place whence further descent would be impossible.
+
+(M57)
+
+Within a few minutes the party divided and Jaun and I found ourselves
+together. By the lightning flashes I saw him from time to time; on one
+occasion he suddenly disappeared from view, and on joining him cautiously
+a little while after I found that he had just previously seated himself
+abruptly on a flat rock, immediately underneath a miniature torrent. The
+fact that we did not at every ten seconds run against large trees
+confirmed the idea that we were now almost out of the wood; accordingly we
+halloaed, as the occasion seemed suitable, but no answer was returned from
+our companions. Now came the question of how we were to cross the torrent
+which we knew lay between us and the hotel. Jaun cheerfully remarked that
+the best plan would be to find the bridge. This was obvious enough, but he
+confessed that he had forgotten at what part of the river's course the
+bridge lay. However, keeping close together, we made towards the right, on
+which side the stream lay. The slopes were here more level and less
+carelessly laid out. Our hopes revived, for the hotel could only be a few
+minutes off, and between the peals of thunder we could hear the roar of
+the torrent and could hear also the hollow sound due to the boulders
+rolling over its stony bed. Of a sudden we came on to its banks, and
+formidable enough the stream looked. The idea of searching for the bridge
+seemed childish, for the whole of the frail wooden structure had probably
+been carried away long before down to the Rhone valley. The hotel was only
+a few yards off, and again the situation was exasperating enough to
+justify a resort to extreme measures, if it were an extreme measure to
+express forcibly a wish that the torrent might be--well, temporarily
+stopped up at some higher point. Jaun now volunteered to wade across. It
+was quite unnecessary for him to divest himself of any clothing for the
+purpose, and in fact when he had succeeded very pluckily in reaching the
+other side he was not in the least degree wetter than when he started. He
+shouted some observations from the other side, which I took to mean that
+he would go on to the hotel and procure a lantern. Accordingly I seated
+myself to await his return, selecting unintentionally a little pool of
+water, which however did just as well as anything else.
+
+(M58)
+
+Before long a flashing light advancing indicated that Jaun had been
+successful, and two forms were seen dimly on the opposite side, one with a
+light. The bearer of the lantern was an aged person in shirt sleeves and a
+highly excited frame of mind. The aged person, on the distant shore,
+gesticulated as violently as a marionette doll when its wires have got
+hitched up wrong, and then, seemingly possessed of a sudden fury, rushed
+violently down a steep place and beckoned frantically with his lantern.
+This seemed to mean that I was to descend to a point on the bank opposite
+to where he stood. It now appeared that there was a bridge within a few
+yards of us, if a single spiky, submerged, and insecure trunk could be
+considered such. The old man embraced me warmly when I had made my way
+across, slapped me hard on the back, and then laughed very loud and
+suddenly. Then he darted off with the agility and abruptness of movement
+of an elderly lady from the country crossing in front of an omnibus, or a
+hen, a foolish animal that always waits to the last moment before running
+needlessly to the wrong side of the road. Guided by the lantern which the
+impulsive veteran flourished wildly in every direction, so that no one
+dared approach him, in another ten minutes we reached the hotel and found
+ourselves, with the exception of our companions, who had arrived a few
+minutes before--Heaven only knows how, for they did not--fortunately the
+only occupants of the hotel. The volatile sexagenarian calmed down, put on
+his coat, put out his lantern, and retired to repose in an outhouse, a
+shelter to which I fancy he was relegated owing to certain physical
+infirmities.
+
+(M59)
+
+It was eleven o'clock, and we had been pretty actively employed for
+twenty-one hours. The idea of food and a change of raiment was not,
+therefore, distasteful. A middle-aged female with an excessively
+"rational" and hygienic waist, who said she was the waitress, volunteered
+to serve the banquet, but the change of raiment necessary was naturally
+beyond her means, while the idea of borrowing from the aged person's
+wardrobe did not commend itself to us, so we ordered in a large stock of
+towels. "But," I remarked, "you can't go about in a bath towel"--the truth
+of which assertion was immediately evident, for they were so small that it
+was difficult to fasten them with any degree of security; accordingly
+blankets were requisitioned, and a very classical effect in costume was
+thus produced, though what the Romans did when there was a gale of wind I
+do not know. To keep up the delusion we arranged the chairs after the
+fashion of couches, and appeased our hunger with a curious repast of
+stewed apples and mixed biscuits, the sole articles of food that could be
+discovered. However, to anticipate, we fared better the next day at
+breakfast; for though Bright Chanticleer proclaimed the morn at 3 A.M. he
+did not proclaim any subsequent period of time, as he was captured and
+cooked for our repast. The waitress while we supped was busily engaged in
+stoking up the stove, and seized upon our damp raiment with avidity to
+have it ready for the next morning; so energetic was she in fact that we
+felt it necessary to remonstrate, foreseeing the probability that our
+clothes might have to be brought back to us in a dust shovel: we remarked
+that, though sorry for our misdeeds, we would limit for choice the
+repentant nature of our apparel to the sackcloth we were then wearing and
+would dispense with the adjunct of ashes. The unreliable nature of the
+fastenings of our costume prevented us from accompanying our forcible
+remarks with properly impressive gestures. The remonstrance, however, had
+the desired effect, and our garments the next day, though somewhat
+shrivelled and inconveniently tight here and there, still proved that they
+had resisted effectively the fire as well as the water.
+
+(M60)
+
+The amount of luxury found in the Loetschthal since those days has
+materially improved. Time was when the only accommodation for the
+traveller was to be found at the humble tenement of Mons. le Cure, a
+worthy old creature as I remember him, who appeared to keep an apiary in
+his back drawing-room and was wont to produce the most excellent honey and
+the most uncompromising bread; the latter article, as one might judge, was
+baked about as often as the old gentleman washed himself. But the milk of
+human kindness flowed strongly in him (as it may be said to do in those
+who have been made the subjects of transfusion), though, to tell the
+truth, it was somewhat decidedly flavoured with garlic, and it needed much
+resolution to attentively listen to the confidential communications he was
+in the habit of whispering. A man of education and gentle refinement--at
+any rate of mind--his was a hard lot, buried away in a squalid little
+parish, with no earthly being to talk to possessed of more than one idea;
+yet he slaved on contentedly enough with no thought beyond the peasants in
+his own district and of how he might relieve their condition, too often at
+the expense of his own welfare; isolated more than any ascetic, for his
+mental existence was that of a hermit, from circumstances and not from
+will. The thought of solitary confinement is terrible, but utter mental
+isolation is hideous. Yet, while he entertained us hospitably with fare
+which, though rough, was the very best he could offer, he would not join
+in the repast: not, probably, from lack of appetite, but from a feeling
+that, owing to prolonged seclusion and association with the peasants, the
+more fashionable and accepted methods of preparing food for consumption
+and conveying it to the mouth, with subsequent details, were somewhat dim
+to his recollection. Yet his conversation flowed fast and he talked well:
+the while any reference to friends and fellow-travellers would cause him
+to pause for a moment or two, look upwards around the room, and fetch a
+rather long breath before he recommenced. A curiously gaunt old creature
+he seemed at first sight: with wonderful, bony, plastic hands capable of
+expressing anything; grotesque almost in his unkempt rustiness; provoking
+a smile at first, but sadness as one learnt more of him. And how closely
+are the two emotions associated. In truth Humour was born a twin, and her
+sister was christened Pathos.
+
+I can recall that he accepted a sum of ten francs when we parted in the
+morning. His eyes glistened with pleasure as he took the coin and
+straightway made for a ramshackle hovel on the hill-side, where lay an
+aged person "tres-malade." Possibly after his visit there was left a happy
+peasant in that tumble-down cabin--an emotional object more often described
+than witnessed. But all this took place years ago, and as we passed the
+collection of dilapidated tenements in one of which our old friend once
+lived, I failed to recognise his former dwelling-place. The timbers grew
+old and worn, the bands rusty, and one day the wheel which had worked
+steadily for so long stopped. Yet the stream which had moved it ran on as
+if nothing had happened. Was it a wasted life? Who can say if there be
+such a thing?
+
+ A few can touch the magic string,
+ And noisy Fame is proud to win them:
+ Alas! for those that never sing,
+ But die with all their music in them.
+
+We passed on: in a few minutes the houses were lost to view and there was
+left but the reflection of how much more, worthy of study, there was in
+this old cure's nature than in the majority of Swiss with whom
+mountaineering brings us in close contact.
+
+(M61)
+
+As we descended the Loetschthal to Gampel the air seemed to thicken. The
+excessive warmth allowed our garments to stretch once again to their
+wonted girth, and we became less thoughtful. The vignette of the ancient
+cure dissolved away and was replaced by a view (mental only, unhappily) of
+our aiguille at Chamouni, black and bare of snow, inviting another attack.
+Gampel does not tempt the traveller much to seek repose, and we therefore
+caught the first train that came crawling along the valley and shaped our
+course for Chamouni in a second-class carriage tenanted by a _pension_ of
+young ladies out for a holiday apparently, who all chirped and twittered
+and wrangled for the best places till the going down of the sun, like the
+Temple sparrows.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER V.
+
+
+ AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE
+
+
+ Chamouni again--The hotel _clientele_--A youthful hero--The
+ inevitable English family--A scientific gentleman--A dream of the
+ future--The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine literature--A
+ condensed mountain ascent--Wanted, a programme--A double "Brocken"--A
+ hill-side phenomenon and a familiar character--A strong
+ argument--Halting doubts and fears--A digression on mountaineering
+ accidents--"From gay to grave, from lively to severe"--The storm
+ breaks--A battle with the elements--Beating the air--The ridge
+ carried by assault--What next, and next?--A topographical problem
+ and a cool proposal--The descent down the Vallee Blanche--The old
+ Montanvert hotel--The Montanvert path and its frequenters.
+
+
+It was the summer of 18-- and our old quarters at Couttet's hotel knew us
+once more. As we drove into the village of Chamouni we turned our heads
+carelessly around to note the various new hotels that might have arisen
+since our last visit. Observing that they were four or five in number, we
+rightly conjectured that we should find all the hotel keepers complaining
+bitterly of the hard times and the want of custom. Also we wondered in how
+many ways it was possible to build a house without any particular system
+of drainage, a deficiency which was at that time becoming very marked in
+Chamouni, but has since, I believe, been improved. Yet the place itself
+had not altered essentially. New buildings of imposing exterior and little
+else do not materially alter a place that leads a life like that of modern
+Chamouni. The population, which throughout the summer appears to pass its
+time in the streets with its hands in its pockets, was still amusing
+itself in the same way. The tone of the village was just the same as we
+had always known it, and even M. Couttet himself had not succeeded in
+imparting any marine flavour by building an odd little lighthouse with an
+iron flag on the top which the architect had ingeniously represented as
+streaming permanently in a direction indicating a wind favourable for fine
+weather. We knew that we should find the same denizens in the hotel; and
+they were there.
+
+(M62)
+
+There was a very young man with a very parti-coloured face from exposure
+on the glaciers, who had recently completed the thousand-and-first ascent
+of Mont Blanc and was perpetually posing gracefully against the door-post
+or in a lattice-work summer-house a few steps from the hotel, gazing
+towards the mountain and rather eagerly joining in any conversation
+relating to the perils of the ascent. There were three or four young
+ladies of various periods of life who gazed at him with admiration and
+enquired at intervals if he wasn't very tired; to which the young man
+replied carelessly that he was not, and inwardly thought that the
+discomfort of sunburn and the consequent desquamation was on the whole
+cheaply bought, the while he wished the expedition had not cost so much
+and that so many others had not thought of making the same ascent. And
+then there came a lithe, active lady walker who had been up Mont Blanc and
+a great many other mountains too, and paid no more attention to the
+guides' stereotyped compliments than a suspicious dog does to those of a
+nervous visitor: so the young man's nose was put out of joint and he would
+have laughed scornfully at the fickleness of hero worship had not the skin
+of his face been in danger of cracking, and he wished his shirt collar had
+not been starched and thumped by the village washerwoman into the form of
+a circular linen saw.
+
+(M63)
+
+Then there was an excitable Englishman of impulsive habits, with a large
+family who were perpetually playing a game of follow-my-leader with their
+parent, and who were under orders to weigh anchor on the following morning
+at five o'clock for the Montanvert and the Mauvais Pas. The boys were
+stoking up for the occasion with raw apples, and the girls were occupied,
+when not pursuing their restless father, in preparing a puggaree for his
+hat. There was a gentleman who affected the curious untidiness of raiment
+not unfrequently noticed among Sunday frequenters of the Thames, and who
+sought to establish a mountaineering reputation by constantly gazing at
+the peaks around in a knowing manner and wearing a flannel shirt of an
+obtrusive pattern destitute of any collar. There were guides about, who
+were on the point of being paid for their services and who were
+exceedingly polite and obsequious; others whose "tour" had just passed,
+were, proportionately, less deferential. There was an elderly lady whose
+whole soul appeared bent on a little stocking from which she never parted,
+and who turned the knitting needles to more account for toilet and other
+small purposes than I could have conceived to be possible. There were two
+or three mountaineers who appeared anxious only to avoid everyone's gaze
+and who might be seen in byways and odd corners talking to bronzed guides
+who looked like business. Finally, there was a gentleman of statistical
+and scientific tendencies, much given to making quietly astonishing
+statements of astronomical facts and gently smiling as he rolled over his
+tongue and enjoyed the flavour of the vast numbers with which it was his
+pleasure to deal. He absolutely revelled and wallowed in figures.
+Buttonholed in a corner and compelled to listen with deferential
+attention, I secretly writhed as he crushed me slowly with the mere weight
+of his numerals. He shared with others of his frame of mind the
+peculiarity of always keeping something in hand and skilfully working up
+to a climax. Such and such a star was so many millions of miles off. We
+opened our eyes to the proper degree of width and observed, "Bless me!"
+or, "You don't say so?" Instantly he would rejoin, "Ah, but that's nothing
+to so and so," and then favoured us with a still more immeasurable
+distance. We expressed a slightly greater degree of intelligent amazement.
+Thereupon he nodded his head, gently inclined it a little to one side, and
+smiled softly. It gave him such evident pleasure to have a listener that I
+attended with due reverence to his enthusiastic computations; knowing my
+man, I felt sure that he was keeping back a real staggerer to finish up
+with, and was prepared to assume varying degrees of surprise up to the
+moment when it should come. Unfortunately I misjudged its advent, and
+feeling that I had somewhat lost in his estimation by evincing undue
+astonishment at a comparatively small array of figures, I sought to turn
+the conversation by requesting to know how long he thought it might be
+before the great rock peaks around us would have crumbled away to their
+bases. The calculation was too trivial and the number of millions of
+generations too small to interest him much, but he vouchsafed an
+approximate estimate.
+
+(M64)
+
+I let him babble on and fell a-thinking. The peaks were crumbling away bit
+by bit no doubt, the glaciers shrinking. At a bound the mind leapt into a
+future which, after all, might be not so very unlike a past. The Alps
+things of the past! What, I wondered, when the mountains were all levelled
+down and smiling valleys occupied the troughs of the glaciers of to-day,
+would some future commentators make of the literature so industriously
+piled up by the members and followers of the Alpine Club? Imagination ran
+riot as in a dream, and I fancied some enthusiast exploring the buried
+city of the second Babylon and excavating the ruins of the "finest site in
+Europe." I pictured to myself the surprise in store for him on digging out
+the effigies of some of our naval and military heroes, and the mingled
+feelings with which he would contemplate the unearthed statue of George
+IV. It seemed possible that in that far-off epoch to which my friend's
+calculations had borne me, the Alpine Club itself might have ceased to
+exist. Pursuing his explorations in an easterly direction, the excavator
+might perchance have lighted on a strange tunnel, almost Arcadian in its
+simplicity of design, and marvelled at the curious and cheap idols of wax
+and wood which the people of that ancient day had evidently worshipped.
+Turning north again, this Schliemann of the future would pass by the ruins
+of S. Martin's Church, eager to light upon the precious archives of the
+historic Alpine Club itself. How eagerly he would peruse the lore
+contained in the Club library, anxious to decipher the inscriptions and
+discover what manner of men they were who lived and climbed when mountains
+and glaciers were still to be found on this planet. Human nature would
+probably not have changed much, and the successful explorer might even
+have been asked to favour a scientific society of the future with the
+result of his discoveries, to which in all probability he would have
+acceded, with a degree of reluctance not quite sufficient to deter the
+secretary of the society from pressing him.
+
+(M65)
+
+An abstract of his description of our sibylline leaves I fancied might run
+somewhat in this style:--After commenting on the fact that the maps and
+illustrations did not usually correspond in number with the list set forth
+in the index of the volumes unearthed, he might proceed thus:--"In pursuit
+of their great and glorious object these ancient heroes appear to have
+undergone vast personal discomfort. It is difficult therefore to realise
+fully why so many engaged in this form of exploration. Instances have been
+given by other learned antiquarians who have studied the habits of this
+people, of a similar purposeless disregard of comfort, such as the
+four-wheeled wooden boxes in which they travelled about, the seats in
+their churches, &c. The outset of their expedition was almost invariably
+characterised by a display of bad temper, attributed to early rising.
+After a varying number of hours of excessive toil the travellers were wont
+to arrive at some fearsome chasm spoken of as a 'bergschrund.' On this, if
+the subject-matter of their narrative was insufficient in quantity, they
+were wont to descant and enlarge at length; sometimes, as we judge, in
+their descriptions they enlarged the bergschrund itself. They then crossed
+it. Immediately after this incident they were in the habit of eating, and
+the minute and instructive details commonly given enable us to form a
+tolerably accurate opinion as to the nature of the diet with which they
+supported their exhausted frames. Next they traversed strange localities
+for which there appear to have been no adequately descriptive expressions
+in their own language. In fact the difficulty of deciphering these records
+is greatly increased by the fact that the writers were versatile
+linguists, for they constantly make use of words of a hybrid character.
+They were evidently practised meteorologists and took much interest in
+this subject, as may be gathered throughout from their writings. At length
+they reached summits, of the nature of which we in our time can have but a
+feeble conception. So great was their relief at the termination of their
+self-imposed but toilsome task, that they habitually burst forth into
+language characterised by a wealth of imagery and a fervour of poetic
+description which unfortunately conveys but little idea to us in our day
+of what they actually saw. In descending they were all commonly within an
+ace of meeting with a violent death. The mode in which the danger attacked
+them varied within certain restricted limits, but it always occurred and
+the escape was always narrow. The peril over, they remarked that they
+breathed freely again, and then at once fell to eating. Arrived at a
+successful termination of their wearisome labour, they advised others to
+do the same. They dealt out unsparing satire to their companions,
+unlimited praise to their guides, and unmeasured ridicule to their porter.
+They commonly expressed throughout their descriptions grave doubts and
+uncertainty as to the issue of the expedition: a curious and noteworthy
+fact, for the heading of the accounts always divulged at the outset their
+ultimate success. The construction, therefore, of their narratives was in
+accordance with a well-recognised model and appeared capable of little
+variation. The only other facts that we can glean are that they were
+prodigious eaters, were much pestered by some extinct species of insects,
+and that they make frequent allusions to a substance termed tobacco. The
+constant repetition of these incidents stamps upon their writings the
+impress of unexaggerated veracity. Still they were not universally held in
+favour, indeed were regarded with disapprobation by some individuals of
+their own race. It would seem indeed from internal evidence that, had it
+not been for frequent and sharp criticism of their proceedings, their
+pastime might never have inveigled so many persons with its seductive
+fascination."
+
+Now at the time at which these prophetic fancies were conjured up we had
+just completed an expedition which it seemed might be worthy of attention,
+solely on the ground of its very contradictoriness. For the features of
+this climb were most opposed to those already mentioned, and in fact
+mention of it scarcely seemed admissible in an Alpine narrative. We took
+no porter with us to fill the role of first low comedy man. We had very
+little to eat; our stock of wine ran out through a leaky gourd; our
+tobacco was wet and there was no bergschrund, and yet all this happened on
+a mountain close to Chamouni.
+
+(M66)
+
+"Some vast amount of years ago, ere all my youth had vanished from me," as
+the poet says, at a date therefore which for obvious reasons it is
+inexpedient here to mention, I found myself, as already mentioned, at
+Chamouni. With me was an old mountain friend and fellow climber, J. Oakley
+Maund. We were both burning with desire to add to the list of the many
+successful expeditions we had made together, but, as a matter of fact,
+were somewhat gravelled for lack of suitable matter. Like a ministry on
+the eve of a general election or a gentleman without a sixpenny-piece at a
+theatre, we were sorely in need of a programme. The locality was somewhat
+unfortunately chosen for those in whom the ancient spirit was not yet
+quite extinct and who wanted to do something new. Ever since the days when
+Jacques Balmat, Dr. Paccard, and the great De Saussure had donned strange
+apparel and shown the way--that is to say, for nearly a hundred
+years--people had been climbing mountains in the district, and it was not
+to be wondered at if it were hard to find some expedition which nobody
+else had thought of, or, worse still, had achieved. We gazed at the map
+and made thumb marks all over it. In every conceivable direction ran
+little lines indicative of previous explorations. We studied the _carte en
+relief_, but without much hope of getting any information of value from
+this inaccurate and lumpy absurdity. Mont Blanc, which, according to this
+work of plastic art, was modelled out as some eight or ten thousand feet
+higher than any other point of the chain, had had all the snow worn off
+its summit by much fingering, so that the component pasteboard showed
+through. Rivers ran uphill in this map, and lakes were inclined at an
+angle; bits of sticking plaister represented towns and villages, and the
+whole article was absolutely bristling with little spikes and points like
+the old panoramas of London or the docks at Liverpool. Still a
+considerable number of people seemed willing enough to pay fifty centimes
+for the pleasure of indicating elaborate expeditions on it with their
+fore-fingers, and appeared to derive pleasure from gazing on a pasteboard
+misrepresentation when they could by looking out of window see the real
+thing for nothing. We abandoned the _carte en relief_ and took Jaun and
+Kaspar Maurer into our confidence. The only suggestions that they could
+make were the Aiguille des Charmoz and the Dent du Geant. The former of
+these two peaks we had both tried to ascend in former seasons, without
+success. Jaun did not think then that it was possible, and without sharing
+his opinion we gave way to it. With regard to the latter mountain we all
+thought at the time that an undue amount of what is vaguely termed
+"artificial aid" would be necessary to ensure success, an opinion
+confirmed by subsequent events, for when Signor Sella achieved the honour
+of the first ascent he was only able to accomplish it by somewhat
+elaborate engineering appliances. Some bold person of an original turn of
+thought suggested of course a variation of some way up Mont Blanc, but the
+utter impossibility of discovering the slightest deviation from any
+previously ascended route and the utter uselessness of trying to find one
+caused a general shout of derision, and the bold person thereupon withdrew
+his suggestion and ordered some coffee. Besides, the weather was fine;
+every day swarms of tourists could be seen, crawling up the sides of the
+monarch of mountains, in numbers as many as the flies on a sugar loaf in a
+grocer's window on a hot day.
+
+One evening we sat in front of Couttet's hotel staring pensively at the
+familiar outline of the row of aiguilles, and wishing we had lived in the
+days of Albert Smith, the best friend Chamouni ever had. At any rate, at
+that time the natives were unsophisticated and the mountains about were
+not all done to death. The valley between us and the chain was filled with
+a light haze, not sufficient to conceal the outline of the mountains but
+yet enough to blot out their detail and solidity. As the moon rose behind
+the chain we saw a strange phenomenon. A silhouette was thrown forwards on
+to the curtain of haze and photographed on it with sharp and clear
+definition, so that we could recognise, at an immense height, the shadowed
+peaks looking almost as massive as the actual mountains. Nor was this all;
+a second curtain of mist seemed to be suspended, in a vertical stratum, in
+front of the former one, and the shadows were again marked out on this,
+infinitely more magnified and less distinct, but still perfectly
+recognisable. As a result we were able to see the semblance of three
+distinct tiers of mountains one above the other, looking so massive that
+we could scarcely realise that they were but transparent ghosts of the
+peaks; and the phenomenon, a double "Brocken," must have lasted for more
+than half an hour. However, we desired something more of the nature of the
+substance than the shadow, and ultimately came to the conclusion that it
+was absolutely necessary for our peace of mind to accomplish something on
+the morrow, and as it really mattered but little what that something might
+be, provided a good climb was afforded, we must yield to circumstances and
+perforce adopt the latter-day necessity of all mountaineers. If we could
+not find the right way up some new mountain we could at least take the
+wrong way up an old one.
+
+(M67)
+
+So the next morning we walked up to the Pierre Pointue as a preliminary
+step--a good many and rather arduous steps--towards the object in view. The
+exertion of toiling up the zigzags or the more rarefied atmosphere had a
+remarkable effect on one of the party, whose face when we reached the
+chalet was found to be wreathed in smiles and wearing an expression of
+great intelligence. He had in fact become possessed of an idea. Bubbling
+over with self-satisfied chuckles, he suggested that we should ascend the
+Aiguille du Midi by the face directly in front of us and then descend on
+the other side, thus making a col of the mountain. The idea found favour
+instantly, and the intelligent person was so much pleased that he ordered
+a bottle of wine, plastered over with a very costly variety of label, and
+regretted it. Investigation of the cellar revealed only two casks of wine,
+but the "carte" comprised a long list of various vintages. Fired with
+enthusiasm and inflated with _limonade gazeuse_, we left the chalet and
+strode vigorously up the hill in order to prospect the route and
+reconnoitre the rocks. The exertion and the pace soon told upon us, the
+sooner that it was a hot, enervating day; the kind of day that makes one
+perforce admire the ingenious benevolence of nature in fashioning out on
+the grassy slopes rounded inequalities, exactly adapted to those of the
+human figure in a seated or recumbent position. The heated air rising from
+the ground gave flickering and distorted views of distant objects, like
+unto marine phenomena viewed through the cheap panes of a seaside
+lodging-house window. The grasshoppers were extraordinarily busy; the bees
+droned through the heavy air; the ants, overcome apparently by the
+temperature, had given up for the time straining their jaws by their
+foolish practice of carrying large parcels about without any definite
+object, and had retired to the shady seclusion of their own heaped-up
+residences; the turf was most inviting. It now occurred to us that there
+was no absolute necessity for the whole party to ascend on the present
+occasion, and that perhaps the guides might go up quicker alone. The
+details of this suggestion were acceded to on the part of the amateurs of
+the party with astonishing alacrity and unanimity. We laid the scheme
+before the guides, and they also thought it a very fine one. Thereupon,
+with much parade and ceremony, they braced themselves up for great
+exertion, borrowed the telescope, remarked that they expected to be back
+some time during the night, and started upwards with somewhat over-acted
+eagerness. My companion and I disposed ourselves comfortably in the shade,
+and resumed an argument which had originally commenced some days
+previously. I waxed eloquent on the subject under discussion and with much
+success, for such was the force of my logic and the cogency of my
+reasoning that I bore down on my opponent, and reduced him in a short time
+to absolute silence, from which he did not awake for nearly two hours.
+
+(M68)
+
+About this time the guides, who in all probability had also been
+comfortably asleep within a short distance of us, returned and gave a
+favourable report concerning the mountain. Elated by this news, we climbed
+a short distance further up, and met there a large party of ephemeral
+acquaintances who were taking an afternoon's pleasure on the hills. After
+the manner of people when so engaged, they set forth with great energy and
+climbed up a steep little rock tump a few hundred yards distant. Arrived
+at the summit, they roared out unintelligible remarks to us, and we did
+the same to them till we were hoarse; we waved our hands and hats and they
+flourished their handkerchiefs as if they were our dearest friends on
+earth, just setting out on an emigrant ship for the Antipodes. The party
+then descended; the nearer they came the less friendly and demonstrative
+were we, and by the time we met the warmth of affection recently
+manifested on both sides had wholly evaporated, and we conversed in
+ordinary tones on indifferent topics. Then they set out for another little
+hill, and we were moved, apparently by some uncontrollable impulse, to go
+through the same idiotic performance. Emotional behaviour of a similar
+kind is not infrequently observed in the mountains. We journeyed together
+back to the Pierre Pointue, viewing each other with distrust and
+suspicion; and when it was found that we had bespoken the beds--if the
+exaggerated packing-cases lined with straw bags could be considered
+such--we parted on terms the reverse of friendly. So frail are the links
+that bind human affections.
+
+(M69)
+
+Standing in front of the hut was a type of character very familiar in
+these tourist-frequented districts. His exterior was unpromising; his
+beard of a fortnight's growth, or thereabouts, somewhat fitful withal and
+lacking in uniformity of development. A hard hat, with a shining green
+veil folded around its battered outline, decorated his head; his raiment
+was black and rusty, his legs cased in canvas gaiters fastened with many
+little girths and buckles, and in his right hand he grasped a trusty
+three-franc pole made of wainy deal, and surmounted at the top by a brown
+knob similar to those which come out suddenly when we try to open a chest
+of drawers in a cheap lodging. He fidgeted about for a while, asked
+questions in a rather loud tone of voice at us, and we felt that it was
+his intention to enter into conversation. It was even so. After a while he
+sidled up and requested with much diffidence to be informed what we
+proposed to climb on the morrow. Now the true mountaineer, however amiable
+his disposition, always shrinks up into his shell when such a question is
+put to him on the eve of an expedition. My companion indicated by a sweep
+of the arm a space of territory extending about from the Mont Buet on the
+one side round to the Aiguille de Goute on the other. Our friend surveyed
+from end to end the extensive panorama suggested, then looked seriously at
+us and observed that we should probably find it a fine walk. We expressed
+gravely the opinion that he was quite right, and then went in to dinner,
+while our composite friend expatiated on the project to his companions as
+an expedition but little out of the ordinary run, and one that he was
+perfectly prepared to undertake himself if so disposed; then he resumed
+his contemplation of a rock some ninety feet or so in height jutting out
+through the glacier above, which he was under the impression was a lady
+descending from Mont Blanc. We did not learn his name, but the individual
+may, nevertheless, possibly be recognised. Some points of the argument
+were still unsettled when we climbed over the edges of our respective
+boxes and vanished into the strawy depths below. The clear moonlight
+streamed in through the window and prevented sleep; so I lay in my wooden
+box thinking over the recent discussion, but with such a distinct
+intention--like little Paul Dombey with Mrs. Pipchin--of fixing my companion
+presently, that even that hardy old mountaineer deemed it prudent to
+counterfeit slumber.
+
+In the small hours of the morning we got under weigh. For some time we had
+been leading a life of sloth in Chamouni, and the delight of finding
+ourselves once more on the mountain path, and making for a rock climb,
+entirely precluded that fractiousness which, as all readers of Alpine
+literature know, ought properly to be described at this period of an
+expedition. The path was irregular and demanded some equanimity, for the
+stumbling-blocks were innumerable and artfully placed to trip up the
+unwary in an aggravating manner. Feeling it unfair that all the work
+should be thrown on the guides, I had volunteered, rather magnanimously,
+to bear part of the burden, and selected the lantern as my share. By this
+means it was not only possible to walk in comfort over a well-lighted
+track, but the bearer was enabled also to regulate the pace to a speed
+convenient to his own feelings. Before long, however, we reached the lower
+snow patches of the Glacier des Pelerins, and the light was no longer
+necessary.
+
+(M70)
+
+We made straight across the crisp snow to the base of a promising-looking
+rock buttress lying to the right of the snow gully that runs up the side
+of the mountain, feeling sure that either by the rocks or the snow a way
+up could be found. And now I am painfully conscious of a glaring defect in
+this Alpine narrative. A mountain ascent without a bergschrund is as tame
+as a steeplechase without a water jump, but candour compels the admission
+that no bergschrund was visible. Either we had hit on a spot where the
+orthodox chasm was filled up for the time, or else this particular glacier
+was an exception to all others previously treated of in mountain
+literature. In a few seconds we found ourselves on the rocks, delighted to
+exchange the monotonous mode of progression compulsory on snow for the
+varied gymnastic exercises demanded on rocks. The sun had risen, the axes
+clanked merrily against the stones, the snow was in good condition for
+walking, everything seemed favourable, and we gazed down complacently on
+the distance already traversed. Above us the mountain was broken up and
+easy, and we climbed on rapidly, each in the fashion that seemed best to
+him. So good was our progress at first, that we were already far up the
+buttress, and could barely see our morning's tracks in the snow beneath,
+when a halt was called for breakfast, and we had time to look around. Now,
+however unconventional this expedition may have been in many respects, the
+sagacious student of Alpine literature will know that it must be wholly
+impossible to omit all reference to the weather. As soon might one expect
+two prosaic persons of slight acquaintanceship to abjure the topic at a
+chance meeting. The western sky wore a rather ominous look of half
+mourning, and heavy grey and black clouds were whirling about and forming
+up in close order in a manner suggestive of rising wind. Even at this
+stage of the proceedings the thought crossed our minds that the storm
+which was evidently brewing might possibly overtake us, and that perhaps
+we ought at once to turn back.
+
+(M71)
+
+One thing was evident; that we must decide quickly, whatever we did. We
+determined to push on for a while, and with that intent girded ourselves
+with the rope and worked our way on to the top of the first buttress. At
+this point, further progress directly upwards was impossible, and we were
+compelled to cross the gully and make for the rock on the left-hand side.
+Considerable care is always necessary in crossing, horizontally, a gully
+filled with snow, where the rope is rather a source of danger than of
+security. We had to give all our attention to the passage, and when we
+reached the rocks opposite, the climbing, though not formidable, was still
+sufficiently difficult to occupy all our thoughts for the moment, and we
+had but little leisure, and perhaps but little inclination, for
+meteorological observations. At the top of the rocks a promising snow
+slope, stretching upwards with gentle curves and sweeps, seemed to offer a
+fair prospect of rapid progress. Such snow slopes are at all times a
+little deceptive. Even when the climber is close to them they look
+oftentimes much easier than they immediately after prove to be. From a
+distance, say from under the verandah of a comfortable hotel, when the
+climber _in posse_ indicates the way he would pursue with the end of his
+cigar, they are absurdly easy. So, too, are obstacles in the
+hunting-field, such as stiff hedges and uncompromising gates, easy enough
+when the Nimrod studies them as he whirls along in an express train.
+Subsequently, when immediately associated with a horse, these same
+obstacles assume a different guise. Then are the sentiments of the hunter
+prone to become modified, and compassion for dumb beasts becomes more
+prominent in the thoughtful votary of the chase, till finally it may be
+observed that the little wits jump sometimes more than the great ones.
+Even so does the mountaineer often discover, on a nearer acquaintance that
+the snow incline up which he proposed to stride merrily is inclined at a
+highly inconvenient angle. However, at the commencement of our slope we
+found the snow in good condition, and advanced quickly for some little
+distance, but before we had got very far it was necessary to resort to the
+axe, and we had then ample opportunities of looking round. The clouds were
+lowering more and more, but as they were swept up by a sou'westerly wind,
+the intervening mass of the mountain prevented us from seeing thoroughly
+what might be in store for us. The wind, too, was growing stronger every
+minute, and my companion, who was still pursuing his argument, and, as it
+appeared subsequently, making some rather good points, had to exert
+himself considerably in order to make his voice heard.
+
+Presently we halted for a few minutes on some spiky little rocks, and
+again looked about. The weather prospects were just in that doubtful state
+that prompts every member of the party to ask the others what they think.
+Maurer looked exceedingly vacant and made no remark. Jaun put a bit of
+snow in his mouth, but declined to give an opinion. We, not to be outdone,
+assumed very profound expressions, as if prepared to find ourselves in the
+right whatever happened, but, following the example of Lord Burleigh in
+the famous tragedy, we said nothing either. At last, some one suggested
+that we might go on for a little, and then see. Accordingly we went on for
+a little, but then as a matter of fact the mists swept up around us and we
+did not see anything at all. It was, no doubt, inconvenient that we were
+unable to penetrate with our gaze to the regions above, but still we felt
+that there was one slight counterbalancing advantage, for there was
+present the haunting consciousness that the gigantic telescope of Chamouni
+was pointed in our direction, and at least the enveloping mist ensured
+that privacy which is not always accorded to climbers pursuing their
+pastime within range of these instruments of science.
+
+(M72)
+
+In the hope that the condition of the upper snow might be good, and
+perhaps rather mistaken in the height we had already reached, we made up
+our minds to push on, with the view of reaching at any rate the top of the
+ridge before the storm broke. Every now and again a rent in the clouds
+above, lasting for a few seconds, showed us that the wind was blowing with
+great force, as thin clouds of loose snow were swept up and whirled along
+the face in curling wreaths. The spectacle might not, at first sight, have
+been thought highly diverting: yet as we pointed upwards to the ridge and
+watched the racing snow-drifts driving over the slopes we were making for,
+we all laughed very heartily. So universal is the tendency to be amused at
+the sight of discomfort that it even extends to the contemplation of its
+occurring shortly to oneself. In the paulo-post-future the experience is
+exhilarating: in the actual present it is less laughter-moving. Laughter
+in the presence of events that are, in the true sense of the word,
+sensational, comes almost as a reflex action (to borrow an expression from
+the physiologists), and the sympathetic distress that follows takes an
+appreciable time to develop. I can recall once being a witness with some
+others of a ghastly accident by which several people were precipitated,
+together with a mass of broken timbers and debris of all sorts, from a
+great height. A door was burst open and the ruin met our eyes suddenly. To
+this day I can remember sounds of laughter at the first view--hysterical if
+you like to call it so, and not mirthful, but still laughter. In a few
+seconds the realisation of what had happened came, and then came the
+distress and with it expressions of horror, as all worked manfully to help
+and rescue the sufferers. The sequence of emotions was perfectly natural,
+and only they who have never passed through such an experience would speak
+of inhumanity. There is no want of humanity in the matter. The suddenness
+of the impression begets the train of emotions, and the brain grasps the
+facts but slowly. To take another instance: I have been told by a man
+whose quickness and presence of mind were remarkable--a man who as a
+schoolboy won a Royal Humane Society's medal--that on one occasion he
+witnessed a friend fall over a staircase from a great height. The accident
+was in the highest degree unexpected: and the witness walked leisurely on
+as if nothing had happened. But in a few seconds came like a severe blow
+the sudden realisation of what had taken place. Thought is not always
+quick. We can no more exert our minds to their fullest capacity on a
+sudden than we can put forth our utmost physical strength on a sudden.
+Action when almost instantaneous is independent of the higher mental
+faculties, and is but a reflex. The experience of those who have been in
+railway accidents will be of the same nature. In climbing up a very steep
+or difficult place if a man falls all are prepared more or less for such
+an accident. The whole attention is given to guarding against a probable
+contingency, and it follows that the mind can instantly realise its
+occurrence. And that such is the case I have been unlucky enough to
+witness, though most fortunately the fall was attended with no serious
+consequences. On the same principle, to take a more trivial example, on
+difficult rocks it is the rarest possible accident for a man to sprain his
+ankle or knee. The muscles are always prepared for a possible slip and
+kept in tension on the alert. On the loose moraine, when walking leisurely
+or carelessly, such an accident is a thousand times more likely to occur.
+
+(M73)
+
+Our leader worked away with a will, but the snow got harder at every step.
+The growing force of the wind, which in nautical language had increased
+from that vague degree known as a capful to the indefinite force of a
+stiff breeze, and the increasing steepness of the slope, compelled Jaun to
+make the steps larger and larger as we ascended. It soon became evident
+that the storm would overtake us long before we could hope to get on to
+the ridge, and that we had deliberately walked into something of a trap.
+The steps had been cut so far apart that to descend by the same line would
+have involved the construction of a fresh staircase, and on actually
+turning, we found that what was a stiff breeze behind us was a half gale
+when it met our faces. It was certainly easier to go on than to go back;
+so we went further and fared much worse. The slope became steeper, the ice
+harder, the half gale became a whole gale, and the delay between each step
+seemed interminable. Suddenly, as we passed from under the lee of a
+projecting slope on our right, a tremendous gust of wind, which seemed to
+have waited for a few moments in order to collect its full forces, swept
+suddenly down and almost tore us from our foothold. With that a torrent of
+hail fell, and for a few moments we had enough to do to hold on where we
+stood. Even my companion's conversation slackened. He had astutely
+selected a place in the caravan immediately behind me, and as the gale was
+blowing directly on our backs was enabled to fire off his remarks and
+arguments without any possibility of response. Anything that I said in
+answer was audible only to our leader, who took not the smallest interest
+in the discussion. Unfortunately, too, it was difficult to listen with any
+attention; for as the gusts came on we were forced to swing all our faces
+round like chimney cowls instantly in the same direction. The squalls
+became more frequent and more violent, the thunder and lightning played
+around merrily, and as the wind howled by we had to throw ourselves flat
+against the slope, adopting the undignified attitudes of a deer-stalker
+nearing the brow of a Scotch hill--attitudes which bring somewhat unduly
+into prominence the inadequate nature of the national costume.
+Fortunately, as has been said, we were screened from view; and our poses,
+though possibly ungraceful, were at any rate uncriticised. The big
+hailstones, falling softly around, filled up the steps as they were made,
+and our feet were buried up to the ankles in a moment. In a minute or two
+the hurricane passed for the time; then we arose, shook ourselves, smiled
+at nothing in particular, and the leader would find time during the
+comparative lull to hack out three or four fresh steps. Certain sounds,
+not accounted for by the elements, coming up from below, may have been
+suggestions or may have been arguments, but they were knocked out of all
+intelligible shape before they reached the head of the caravan. Not even
+the porter at Lloyd's or the captain of a merchantman could have made
+himself audible in that cyclone. Upwards we went, fighting for each step
+and for each yard gained as hard as if we were storming a fortress. Even
+while the leader had his axe in the air ready to deliver a fresh blow a
+distant roar would betoken another onslaught, and we instantly fell flat
+down like tin soldiers struck with the well-directed pea, and disposed
+ourselves at a convenient angle of resistance; and so we went on, when we
+did go on at all. If the relation is wearisome it is also realistic, for
+we found that the actual experience was far from being lively; but all
+things must have an end, including even the _feuilleton_ in a Parisian
+newspaper or the walk up to the Bel Alp on a hot day, and the termination
+came almost unexpectedly.
+
+(M74)
+
+We had got thoroughly tired of perpetually clinging on by the simple force
+of adhesion to the storm-swept slope, and felt almost inclined to give up
+the struggle against the elements and to go straight on trusting to
+chance. Maurer, below, wore the expression of frowning discontent best
+seen in amateur tenors singing a tender love ditty. Jaun had remarked
+half-a-dozen times that the very next squall would infallibly sweep us all
+away, and his cheerful prophetic utterances really seemed on the point of
+being fulfilled, when, almost suddenly, the snow seemed to vanish from
+under our feet, and we found ourselves on the summit of the ridge; at
+least directly above us no more ascent appeared to present. It was
+difficult to realise adequately the exact direction in which we were
+facing, but I suppose that as the ridge runs about north and south by the
+compass, we were facing a little south of east. This was an important
+matter to decide, as the mist was gathered thick around and the idea of
+descent had to be at once considered now that we had got to a position of
+some degree of definiteness. At our feet the snow slope fell away in a
+manner so distinct that we were without doubt really on the top of some
+portion of the ridge. The difficulty was to estimate how far to our right
+the summit of the Aiguille du Midi itself lay. However, we felt with
+relief the truth of somebody's remark that we had at length succeeded in
+getting somewhere; so far, no doubt, matters were satisfactory. Howbeit,
+our pleasure was somewhat modified by the discovery that the gale blew
+with considerably more force on the south-east side than it did on the one
+by which we had ascended. We looked towards the south and endeavoured to
+gather our wits together to elucidate the geographical problem that
+presented. At the foot of the slope must lie the upper basin of the Vallee
+Blanche and the Glacier de Tacul; unfortunately there seemed to be a
+prodigious storm going on in that basin, and clouds of loose snow were
+whirling about in all directions. It was impossible to understand these
+winds; one might have thought that AEolus had just stepped out to attend a
+committee meeting of the gods, and that all his subordinates were having
+high jinks during his absence.
+
+(M75)
+
+The possibility of actually completing the ascent of the mountain seemed
+out of the question, and the hope that we might have crept under the
+shelter of the ridge to the final little rock cone of the Aiguille was
+literally thrown to the winds. Here again, therefore, this narrative is
+highly unconventional, for it is impossible to consult M. Roget's
+"Thesaurus" and indulge with its aid in any grandiloquent description of
+the view from the summit, although my account has now reached the stage at
+which such word painting ought properly to be inserted. We turned to our
+right, the direction in which the peak lay, and walked some little way
+along the ridge till we got under shelter of a rock; now we were able once
+more to stand upright and, huddled together, took the opportunity which
+had been denied to us for some hours to interchange views. All agreed that
+the situation was vile; that word, at least, may be taken as the resultant
+of the various forcible epithets actually employed. All agreed that the
+cold was intense, the prospect doubtful, and the panorama _nil_. There was
+but one redeeming feature: extreme discomfort will reveal humour in those
+in whom that quality would not be expected _a priori_ to find a
+dwelling-place, and to each one of us the spectacle of his three wobegone
+companions seemed to afford, if not amusement, at least an inkling of
+complacency. Maurer removed the pack from his shoulders, and it was then
+perceived that our cup of misery was full, and our sole remaining bottle
+of wine completely empty. We had originally started with two, one white
+and one red, of an inferior and indigestible quality, but had left the
+white wine down below on the snow; we had previously drunk it. The other
+bottle had broken against some projecting rock in climbing up, and the
+resulting leakage had led to the formation of a very large circular red
+patch in the small of Maurer's back, wherever that anatomical region might
+be situated in our squat and sturdy little guide. After muttering together
+in patois for a little while the guides seized their axes and suddenly
+commenced with great vigour to hack out a large hole in the ice. We fell
+to also, and for some few minutes all worked away with the best of good
+will; the splinters and little blocks of ice flew around under our blows,
+and before long we had excavated a flat basin capable of holding water. At
+the least, the exercise had the effect of warming us, and Maurer, who
+previously, from the effects of the cold, had been the colour of a
+congested alderman in the face, gradually assumed a more healthy hue. We
+now inquired what the object might be of preparing this cavern. Thereupon
+Jaun gave vent to the ingenious suggestion that we had better remain where
+we were and sleep in it. The idea seemed too likely to lead to permanent
+repose to be commendable, and we received his proposition, as befitted its
+nature, with some coolness, remarking that on the whole we should prefer
+to go home. This view led to further conversation; ultimately we descended
+a few feet on the south-east side and then made our way along the face of
+the slope in a south-westerly direction towards the hut on the Aiguille du
+Midi. The snow was soft, and we went on for some distance without
+difficulty, till we again reached the ridge on the south-west side of the
+Aiguille, having thus passed round the base of the final peak of the
+mountain, which consists of a comparatively small rocky cone jutting up
+from the main ridge. We were still of course a long way from the hut, but
+as in this situation we were much more sheltered, we took the opportunity
+to review the state of affairs and to consider our position, which for the
+moment, like that of the pocket of a lady's ball dress, was indeterminate.
+What were we to do? As with the diners at "Prix fixe" restaurant, there
+were three courses for us: we might go down on one side, we might descend
+on the other side, or we might remain where we were. The latter
+alternative was as distasteful now as it had been just previously, and it
+was negatived decisively. "Very good," said the guides; "if you won't stay
+here we must go down that way," and they pointed in a direction westerly
+by the compass. My companion and I were opposed to this plan for two
+reasons: one that the route would, if it led anywhere in particular, take
+us down to the Glacier des Bossons, where we did not want to go, the other
+that by reason of the marvellous fury of the hurricane it would have been
+altogether impossible to follow at all the line indicated. We were only in
+fact able to dart out from under shelter of the rock and peer down into
+the misty depths for a few seconds at a time, for the gale took our breath
+away as completely as in the "cavern of the winds" at Niagara. To have
+climbed down a new and difficult rock cliff in the face of the numbing
+cold would have been little short of suicidal.
+
+(M76)
+
+It is Artemus Ward, I think, who describes the ingenious manner in which
+Baron Trenck, of prison-breaking fame, escaped on one occasion from
+durance vile. For fifteen long years the Baron had lain immured, and had
+tried in vain to carry out all the sensational methods of escape ever
+suggesting themselves to his fertile brain. At last an idea occurred to
+him. He opened the door and walked out. By an intellectual effort of
+almost equal brilliancy and originality we solved the difficulty that
+beset us: we turned towards the south-east and walked quietly down the
+slope for a hundred feet or so. Simplicity of thought is characteristic of
+great minds. Why, nevertheless, it had not occurred to us before to escape
+by this line I can no more explain than I can give the reason why all the
+ladies in a concert-room smile, as one woman, when a singer of their own
+sex makes her appearance on the platform, or why itinerant harp players
+always wear tall hats. Immediately the complexion of affairs brightened
+up. The wind was much less furious than it had been on the ridge, and the
+hail was replaced by snow. Jaun now gave it as his opinion that the best
+line of descent would consist in crossing round the head of the Vallee
+Blanche and the upper slopes of the Glacier du Geant, so as to join the
+ordinary route leading from the Col du Geant to the Montanvert. But in the
+thick mist it would have been far from easy to hit off the right track,
+and we thought it possible to make a short cut to the same end, and to
+find a way directly down the Vallee Blanche towards the rocks known as the
+Petit Rognon. We had no compass with us, but the direction of the slope
+indicated the proper line of descent to follow. In most years it would not
+be easy to discover the way through the complicated crevasses of the
+ice-fall situated between the "Rognon" and the easterly rocks of the
+Aiguille du Midi; but in 18-- so much snow had fallen early in the spring
+and so little had melted during the summer, that we experienced
+comparatively little difficulty in descending almost in a straight line.
+During this part of the expedition the good qualities of our guides showed
+once more to advantage. Unquestionably while on the ridge they had put
+forward suggestions which were rather wild in character, and which were
+proved now to be mistaken. The intense cold and the beating of the storm
+seemed rather to have paralysed their usually calm judgment, and it is an
+odd fact that guides, even when first rate, are oftentimes more affected
+by such conditions than are the amateurs whom they conduct. We could no
+more, with such experience as we possessed, have led the way aright as our
+leader did with unerring sagacity, than an untutored person could write
+out a full orchestra score. We could only insist on a given line being
+taken if in their judgment it were possible. Once fairly started, we felt
+that we must push our plan through, employing the same form of argument as
+the man did in support of a bold statement that a certain beaver, closely
+pursued by a dog, had climbed up a tree. It was not a question now whether
+we could do it, or could not do it; we had to do it. The day was far
+spent, there was possibly much difficult work before us, and the exertion
+already undergone had been tolerably severe. The temptation was therefore
+great rather to scamp the work of finding the best and safest track
+through the ice-fall, but our leader displayed as much care and
+thoroughness as if he were strolling over snow slopes with a critical
+Chamouni guide behind him. A momentary glimpse of the familiar form of the
+Aiguille du Geant right in front of us confirmed the judgment that we were
+on the right track. In descending the ice-fall we passed to the right of
+the Petit Rognon, and at the base of the Seracs halted and thought we
+would have something to eat. Maurer produced our stock of provisions,
+which consisted of one roll studded with little bits of broken glass and
+reduced by the action of wine and water to the consistence of a poultice.
+The refection was, therefore, as unsatisfactory as a meal out of a loosely
+tied nosebag to a cab horse. And now for another departure from
+time-honoured custom. All mountain narratives at this period of the day
+make reference to the use of tobacco, the well-earned pipe, and so forth.
+But the sleety rain, which for the last hour and a half had replaced the
+snow, had soaked everything so thoroughly that an attempt to carry out the
+orthodox proceeding did not, like most failures, end in smoke. So we
+trudged on again empty and unsolaced.
+
+(M77)
+
+As the shades of night were falling, four dripping and woe-begone
+travellers might, to borrow the novelist's common mode of expression, have
+been observed toiling up the steep path towards the old Montanvert
+hotel--that is, they might have been observed by anybody who was foolish
+enough to be out of doors on such a detestable evening. We entered the
+familiar little room, an ingenious compound of a toyshop and a barrack,
+and notwithstanding that we were viewed with marked disfavour by the other
+guests therein assembled in consequence of our moist and steamy condition,
+we seated ourselves and called for refreshment. The atmosphere in the
+stuffy den called the salon was a trifle pungent, and having contributed a
+little additional dampness to the apartment we set off again. That
+familiar old room with its odd collection of curiosities, in which the
+fare was on the whole more disproportionate to the price than at any other
+institution of a similar kind in the mountains, has ceased to exist long
+ago. I fancy that it did not require much pulling down. It is happily
+replaced now by one of the best managed and most comfortable mountain
+hotels to be found in the Alps, a sure sign of which attraction is to be
+found in the fact that it is, at any rate, spoken of with disfavour by the
+inhabitants of the village below or by such as do not hold shares. Another
+hour's descent and we passed through the few scattered houses just outside
+Chamouni. The attractions on the way down had not diverted us from our
+stern purpose of reaching Couttet's hotel as soon as possible. We had
+politely declined the invitation of a perennially knitting young woman to
+view a live chamois. The spasmodic smile called up by each approaching
+tourist faded from her countenance as we passed by. Four times did we
+decline the gentle refreshment of _limonade gazeuse_, once did we sternly
+refuse to partake of strawberries, and twice to purchase crystals. It was
+dark as we neared the town; it may have been my fancy, but I cannot help
+thinking that I perceived our old friend the blind beggar with the
+lugubrious expression which he wore when on duty, and with the tall hat
+which served the purpose of an alms'-box, and which he did not wear when
+on duty, enjoying himself in a very merry manner by the side of a blazing
+fire. Notwithstanding that night had fallen there was still a little group
+by the bridge round the one-armed telescope man, anxiously crowding to
+hear the last news of the two insane Englishmen who had without doubt
+perished that day miserably on the rocks of the Midi. A project had
+already been started to organise an expedition on the morrow to search for
+the bodies; and we might very possibly, if we had cared for the
+excitement, have been allowed to join the party.
+
+(M78)
+
+As in a play the most striking situation is by the discreet author
+reserved to the conclusion, so in this contradictory chapter the most
+glaring deficiency comes now at the end. My readers, if they have
+generously followed me so far, will recognise that we not only went on
+something of a fool's errand, incurring considerable difficulty and
+perhaps risk in that mission, but that we never got up the mountain at
+all. The force of contradictoriness can no further go. Still, it may be
+pointed out that we did actually accomplish all that was novel in the
+expedition. Once on the ridge, the remaining portion of the climb is, in
+fine weather, easy and well known, so the fact that the Aiguille du Midi
+can be ascended by this line by any one consumed with an ambition to do
+so, is beyond doubt. We were not probably at one point more than twenty
+minutes or half an hour from the actual summit. I cannot honestly advise
+anybody to follow our tracks; but in all probability, if someone should
+desire to do so, he need not, under favourable conditions, contemplate
+meeting with any unsurmountable difficulties.
+
+ [Illustration: THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+ FROM THE SOUTH]
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VI.
+
+
+ ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU
+
+
+ "_Decies repetita placebit_"
+
+
+ Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure--Expeditions on
+ the Aiguille du Dru in 1874--The ridge between the Aiguilles du Dru
+ and Verte--"Defendu de passer par la"--Distance lends
+ enchantment--Other climbers attack the peak--View of the mountain
+ from the Col de Balme--We try the northern side, and fail more
+ signally than usual--Showing that mountain fever is of the
+ recurrent type--We take seats below, but have no opportunity of
+ going up higher--The campaign opens--We go under canvas--A spasmodic
+ start, and another failure--A change of tactics and a new
+ leader--Our sixteenth attempt--Sports and pastimes at Chamouni--The
+ art of cray-fishing--The apparel oft proclaims the man--A canine
+ acquaintance--A new ally--The turning point of the expedition--A
+ rehearsal for the final performance--A difficult descent--A blank in
+ the narrative--A carriage misadventure--A penultimate failure--We
+ start with two guides and finish with one--The rocks of the
+ Dru--Maurer joins the party--Our nineteenth attempt--A narrow escape
+ in the gully--The arete at last--The final scramble--Our foe is
+ vanquished and decorated--The return journey--Benighted--A moonlight
+ descent--We are graciously received--On "fair" mountaineering--The
+ prestige of new peaks--Chamouni becomes festive--"Heut' Abend
+ grosses Feuerwerkfest"--Chamouni dances and shows hospitality--The
+ scene closes in.
+
+
+It is to some extent an unfortunate circumstance that in a personal
+narrative of adventure the result is practically known from the very
+beginning. The only uncertainty that can exist is the actual pattern on
+which the links of the chain are united together, for the climax is from
+the outset a foregone conclusion. The descriptive account will inevitably
+conduct the reader along a more or less mazy path to an assured goal.
+There is certainly one other variety, but that takes the less satisfactory
+form of an obituary notice. Even in a thoroughly well-acted play a
+perceptible shudder runs through the audience when two actors select each
+a chair, draw them down to the footlights, and one announces "'Tis now
+some fourteen years ago." The expression in its pristine dramatic
+simplicity may still be heard in transpontine theatres, but modern realism
+insists usually on a paraphrase. The audience cannot but feel, however
+thrilling the story to be told, that at any rate the two players have
+survived the adventures they have to narrate, and on the whole a good many
+wish they hadn't. There sit the heroes, and exert themselves as they will
+their recital is apt to fall somewhat flat. In like manner I will not
+attempt to conceal the fact that the ultimate result of our numerous
+attempts on the peak which forms the subject of this chapter was that we
+got up it, and the fact may also be divulged that we came down again, and
+in safety. Indeed, it seems difficult now to realise the length of time
+during which our ultimate success oscillated in the balance--at one time
+appearing hopeless, at another problematical, at times almost certain, and
+then again apparently out of our reach.
+
+(M79)
+
+In 1874, with two guides, of whom Alexander Burgener was one, we started
+for the Montanvert with the intention of making for the ridge between the
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte, with the object of further
+investigating the route which Messrs. Pendlebury, Kennedy and Marshall had
+essayed on an occasion already described, when the bad condition of the
+rocks frustrated their hopes. The mountain was probably in a very
+different state on this occasion, and we experienced no very great
+difficulty in discovering a fairly easy route up the rocks. The chief
+trouble consisted in the fact that the rock gully by which the ascent is
+chiefly made was extensively plastered over with ice, a condition in which
+we nearly always found it. The last part of the climb up to the ridge
+affords a most splendid scramble. The face is so steep on either side that
+the climber comes quite suddenly to a position whence he overlooks the
+northern slope, if slope it may be called, and looks down on to the
+Glacier du Nant Blanc. Seen in grey shadow, or half shrouded in shifting
+mists and coloured only with half-tints, the precipice is magnificent;
+huge sheets of clear ice coat its flanks, and the almost unbroken descent
+of rock affords as striking a spectacle as the mountaineer fond of wild
+desolation can well picture.
+
+ If you would see this slope aright,
+ Look at it by the pale grey light.
+
+On the left the mass of the Aiguille du Dru cuts off the view of the
+fertile regions; far away on the right the huge tapering towers of rock
+form a massive foreground stretching away to the base of the Aiguille
+Verte. The spectator too seems strangely shut off, so that, gazing around,
+on either side he can see but a narrow extent of the mountain. We looked
+down and did not like what we saw; we looked up and liked it less. The day
+was fine and the mountain in good condition. I can recall now that our
+eyes must have wandered over the very route that ultimately proved to be
+the right one, and yet to none of us that afternoon did it appear in the
+least degree possible. Unquestionably the crags of the Aiguille du Dru
+looked formidable enough from this point of view, and we could not but
+think that nature must have provided some easier mode of access to the
+summit than this face seemed to afford. We climbed along the ridge till we
+were almost against the face of the mountain, but then we had to turn our
+gaze so directly upwards that matters looked still worse. Then we faced
+about and climbed in the other direction. The rocks seemed to grow bigger
+and bigger the more we looked at them. What the guides actually thought I
+do not quite know, but at the moment my own impression was that it would
+be impossible to ascend more than two or three hundred feet: so we turned
+and came back. Even while we yet descended the thought came that this face
+of the mountain was perhaps not so utterly hopeless as it had appeared a
+few minutes previously, and in my own mind I decided that, should we fail
+in discovering some much more promising line from another point of view,
+we would at least return to the ridge often enough to familiarise
+ourselves with this aspect of the mountain, with the idea that such
+familiarity if it did not succeed in breeding contempt might at least give
+birth to a more sanguine frame of mind. The farther we got from our point
+of view the more hopeful did the mental impression seem to become, and by
+the time we reached Chamouni we had all separately arrived at the
+conclusion--somewhat selfish perhaps, but justifiable under the
+circumstances--that if asked what we thought of the possibility of
+ascending by the face we had tried, we would give honestly the opinion we
+had formed while on the ridge, and not the opinion at which we had arrived
+subsequently.
+
+(M80)
+
+Other explorers were meanwhile at work on the mountain, but so far as I
+could learn all their attempts were made on the south-western peak. At any
+rate they followed more or less the line we had first struck out. Some
+thought that the lower peak alone was feasible, others that the higher
+peak was attainable only from the south-western side. So thought Mr. E. R.
+Whitwell; so again, Mr. J. Birkbeck, jun., both of whom reached probably a
+much higher point on the south-western face than we succeeded in obtaining
+in 1873.
+
+In 1875 we were making our way once more by the Col de Balme to Chamouni,
+and being in somewhat of a reflective mood, induced by the consumption of
+a soup-tureen full of bread and milk at the hotel at the top of the pass,
+we sought a shady spot hard by whence a good view of the Aiguille du Dru
+could be obtained, and contemplated the precipices as seen from this point
+of view. The northern slope leading up to the ridge over which we had
+looked lay well before us. The upper part of the mountain looked
+distinctly different as far as accessibility was concerned. It seemed just
+possible, if a way could only be found up from the level of the ridge to a
+certain ledge some distance above, that the final mass might be feasible.
+There appeared to be a sort of gully sloping upwards in a direction curved
+away from us, in which the snow lay so thick that the rocks on either side
+could not, we thought, be very steep. At the least it seemed to be worth
+our while to make for this gully, which was obviously unattainable from
+the ridge itself, for it was here cut off by a belt of straight rock.
+
+(M81)
+
+A few days later we carried the idea into effect. It was necessary to
+engage some one to carry the tent, and Burgener was deputed to search for
+a porter of a willing disposition and suitable physical conformation.
+Presently he came back in company with a shambling youth of great length
+of limb and somewhat lanky frame. We inquired if he were willing to come
+with us, whereupon the young man was seized with violent facial
+contortions, and we perceived that he suffered from an impediment in his
+speech. Not wishing to render him nervous by our presence, we took a short
+turn in the garden, leaving him where he stood. On our return the young
+man's efforts culminated in the remark, "How much?" We said, "Twenty-five
+francs," and then started off to consult the barometer. On coming back
+after this interval we found that the young man had just previously
+succeeded in articulating "Yes." The practical result of this one-sided
+colloquy was that the next day the tall young man was laden with the tent,
+with directions to carry it up to a point immediately opposite the
+Montanvert below the Glacier du Nant Blanc. The tall young man shouldered
+his burden and started off with great activity. We followed him somewhat
+later under the rather transparent pretence of going to hunt for crystals
+next day. Making our way up by a long ridge lying between the Glacier du
+Nant Blanc and a little snow patch dignified in some maps by the
+appellation of the Glacier du Dru, we skirted round the base of the
+Aiguille looking constantly upwards to find some practicable line of
+ascent, and hoping that we might discover one which would conduct us up on
+to the main mass of the mountain before we had got opposite to the point
+by which we had made our ascent from the southern side. It soon became
+evident that we were very unlikely to find a way. Far above jutted out a
+little horizontal table of rock. Burgener observed that if we could only
+get there it would be something. So far his remarks did not appear
+inaccurate, but it was perfectly clear before long that there was no
+chance of getting any higher, supposing we could get on to this platform;
+yet a little further, and we perceived that we could not even get to it.
+Ultimately we discovered that the platform itself was an optical delusion.
+It did not seem worth while to make any attempt to reach the summit of the
+ridge from the side we were on, even if we could have done so, which I
+doubt. The day may come when the climber will seek to discover some
+variation to the route up the peak; but mountaineering skill will indeed
+have improved out of all knowledge if anyone ever succeeds in getting up
+this northern face. From every point of view we surveyed it, and from
+every point of view, in our opinion, it was equally impossible. So in the
+evening we came back once more to the tent, from the door of which
+protruded a pair of thick boots. These encased the feet articulated to the
+lanky legs of the tall young man, who had been enjoying a siesta of some
+ten or twelve hours' duration. Kicking gently at a prominent bulging of
+the canvas on the opposite side to the door had the effect of waking our
+slumbrous friend, who was exceedingly sarcastic at our want of success;
+so, at least, we judged by his expression of countenance. For a long while
+his efforts yielded no verbal result. But his words seemed as it were to
+stick fast in an endeavour to bring them out three or four abreast through
+a portal that was capable only of allowing egress to them in single file.
+Of a sudden the jostling syllables broke down the obstructing barrier, and
+he startled us by pouring forth a string of remarks with precipitate
+volubility. Knowing, however, that it would be some time before we could
+hope to try the peak again, we were not loth to leave him under the
+impression, to be communicated to his friends at Chamouni, that we had
+come to the conclusion that the mountain was inaccessible.
+
+(M82)
+
+It was not till 1878 that we were able to revisit once more the scene of
+our many failures.
+
+During the winter months, however, the thought of the stubborn Aiguille
+had been from time to time discussed, and when J. Oakley Maund and I came
+back to Chamouni we had very serious intentions. This time we were both
+possessed with one fixed determination with regard to the Aiguille. Either
+we would get up to the top or, at the worst, would, as far as lay in our
+power, prove that it was inaccessible by any line of attack. By my wish,
+our first attempts were to be made by the old route leading towards the
+lower peak; not that we were very sanguine of succeeding by this line of
+ascent, but rather because we felt that no very great amount of
+exploration would be necessary to determine whether the higher point could
+or could not be reached from this side; but though our intentions were
+good we were scarcely prepared for the difficulties that met us from the
+beginning. The elements seemed to have set their faces against us. Time
+after time when all was ready for a start we were baulked by snow, wind,
+or rain. Day after day we sat waiting in vain for the favourable moment,
+sometimes at our bivouac high up above the Mer de Glace, by the side of
+the Glacier de la Charpoua, till hope deferred and a series of _table
+d'hote_ dinners combined with want of exercise to make the heart sick and
+the individual despondently dyspeptic. Perhaps the wind would shift round
+a point or two towards the north and a couple of fine days occur.
+Straightway we set off for the tent which we left concealed at the
+bivouac. Then came the rain again, and we had to return soaked and
+dejected. Sometimes it rained before we got to the Montanvert and
+sometimes after, and in fact we seemed to be making perpetually fitful
+excursions from the kitchen fire at the Montanvert to that at Couttet's
+hotel. On hydropathic principles we found the state of the elements no
+mean form of cure for the mountain fever. Still, like the hungry butler,
+we reflected that everything comes to him who waits, and seizing every
+possible opportunity did manage to achieve some climbing during the rare
+intervals of moderately favourable weather.
+
+(M83)
+
+The campaign was opened with an attempt made with Jaun and Andreas Maurer
+as guides. A youth of hollow visage and weak joints (a relation, possibly,
+of our friend with the one defective articulation), who did not much enter
+into the spirit of the expedition, and who seemed by his expression to
+echo Hamlet's interrogation as to the necessity of bearing fardels,
+carried our tent up to the grass slopes by the Charpoua glacier. Here, on
+a smooth, level patch of turf surrounded on three sides by rocks, we
+established a little country seat, though we scarcely realised on this
+first occasion how often it would be our lot to run up and spend the night
+there, and to return to town the following morning. There are many and
+excellent camping places about these slopes; dry dwarf rhododendron bushes
+abound, and water is plentiful. There was no difficulty in rising early
+the next morning, for at some time in the small hours the spindle-legged
+porter was seized with terrible cramp. Under ordinary circumstances his
+lower limbs were imperfectly under his control, and when thus affected
+they became perfectly ungovernable, so that the neat order in which we had
+disposed ourselves overnight for slumber was rudely disarranged, and we
+were forced to rise and turn out till the spasms should have subsided.
+Under the influence of gentle friction the spasms quieted down, and when
+we left he was troubled only with a few twitching kicks, such as may be
+observed in a dreaming dog. At 2 A.M. we started and wended our way up the
+glacier, every step of which seemed familiar. To our surprise and delight
+the snow was in first-rate order, and our spirits rose at the prospect of
+a good climb; but the time had not yet come for success, and our hopes
+were soon to be dashed. There was still an immense amount of snow on the
+lower rock slopes over which access to the south-western peak is alone
+possible, and this snow was in a highly treacherous condition. Before we
+had ascended many feet the guides very properly refused to go on, a
+determination with which we felt ourselves bound to acquiesce. They
+pointed out that it would be unwarrantably dangerous to descend late in
+the afternoon over deep snow, soft, and but loosely adhering to the rocks.
+Under such conditions it is of course impossible to judge of the foothold,
+and there is nothing to hold on to with the hands. There was no other
+alternative, therefore, if we were to follow this route, than to wait till
+more of the snow should have melted, or else to find a track where the
+rocks were bare. As far as we could ascertain, however, there was no such
+track to be seen. We decided to go back, but still remained at Chamouni,
+for we durst not lose a single favourable opportunity. With an
+imperturbability bred of long experience did we meet the sniggers and
+sneers of certain croakers below, who looked with an unfavourable eye on
+our proceedings.
+
+(M84)
+
+Within the next fortnight we made two further attempts by much the same
+route and with the same guides, but only succeeded in going far enough to
+prove that the opinion of the guides was perfectly correct with regard to
+the state of the snow. Already matters seemed to justify some gloomy doubt
+as to whether we could carry out even the exploratory part of our
+programme, for Jaun was compelled to leave us in order to fulfil another
+engagement, and we scarcely knew where to turn to find another man capable
+of guiding us in the way we desired to go. Still our determination was
+unshaken by our run of ill-luck. We would not give it up. With no more
+definite object than that of justifying an impending _table d'hote_
+dinner, I was walking up the Montanvert path one rainy afternoon, when a
+ray of sunlight suddenly burst upon me in the person of Alexander
+Burgener. He had come over the Col du Geant with a party of travellers,
+and to our delight was not only disengaged, but exceedingly anxious to
+attack once more, or, in fact, as often as we liked, the obstinate
+Aiguille. From the moment that he assumed the chief command matters began
+to wear a different complexion, for we learnt that he had taken every
+opportunity to consider and study the mountain. By his advice a complete
+change of tactics was adopted. We decided to abandon all idea of attacking
+the lower peak, and made up our minds to try the higher summit by the
+route we had first followed four years previously. We had often discussed
+together our chances of success on this peak, and had often come to the
+conclusion that its ascent was more than doubtful. But now Burgener was so
+positive of ultimate triumph, and so confident in his own powers, not only
+of getting up himself, but of getting us also to our goal, that the whole
+matter seemed placed before us in a different light. We might have to
+wait, we might have to try many times, but still we could not but believe
+the impression that now gradually formed that we must ultimately succeed.
+To the spirit which Burgener displayed that year, and which he imbued in
+us (at a time when it must be confessed that such a spirit was much
+wanted, for we were as downcast as water-cure patients during the
+process), and to his sagacity and great guiding qualities, the whole of
+our ultimate success was due. I knew that, as a guide, he was immeasurably
+superior to an amateur in his trained knack of finding the way, and that
+in quickness on rocks the two could hardly be compared. But previously it
+had always seemed to me that the amateur excelled in one great requisite,
+viz., pluck. Let this record show that in one instance at least this
+estimate was erroneous, for had it not been for Burgener's indomitable
+pluck we should never have succeeded in climbing the Aiguille du Dru.
+
+(M85)
+
+Burgener was of opinion that from the summit of the actual ridge lying
+east of the higher peak, and between it and the Aiguille Verte, it was not
+feasible to ascend on to the face of the mountain, and he proposed
+accordingly that we should commence by making a study of the rocks lying
+to the left of the main gully running up to this same ridge, endeavouring
+if possible to discover some point where we could bear off to the left on
+to the real mass of the mountain. In addition he pointed out that the
+upper rocks might be very difficult and require much time (as we had
+already agreed together in previous years that they were altogether
+impossible, this remark seemed probable enough), and it was important
+therefore to discover the easiest and quickest way up the lower part of
+the rock slopes. Accordingly we departed--and this was our sixteenth
+attempt--from the Montanvert one morning at 1 A.M. We had long since
+cultivated a manner of going about our business in such a way as to avoid
+the gaze of the curious, and set forth on this occasion in much the same
+spirit that burglars adopt when on evil errands intent. The day was
+entirely spent as agreed in studying the lower rocks and working out
+accurately the most feasible line of assault. But though we ascended on
+this occasion to no very great height we were perpetually engaged in
+climbing, and the quantity of snow which still lay on the rocks rendered
+progress difficult and care necessary. Still it was no haphazard
+exploration that we were engaged in, and the spirit of deliberation in
+which we began begat a spirit of hopefulness as we went on. A fancied
+insufficiency of guiding strength, coupled with a decidedly insufficient
+supply of rope and an inherent idea that the new line of assault
+contemplated was not to be worked out to an end at the first attempt, all
+combined to drive us back to Chamouni late the same evening.
+
+(M86)
+
+_Apres cela le deluge_, and for a long time high mountaineering of any
+description was out of the question. Desperate were the attempts we made
+to amuse ourselves, and to while away the time. Sports and pastimes within
+the limited area of the hotel premises were the fashion for a time. The
+courtyard in front of Couttet's hotel was made into a lawn-tennis ground.
+The village stores being ransacked yielded a limited supply of
+parti-coloured india-rubber balls; the village carpenter constructed bats
+out of flat pieces of wood, and we sought to forget the unpropitious
+elements by playing morning, noon, and night. As a result several windows
+and a lamp were reduced to ruin. Then we went a-crayfishing. A basket
+carriage, which was constructed apparently of iron sheeting, but painted
+over with a wicker-work pattern in order to deceive a flea-bitten grey
+steed of great age with the impression that it was very light, conveyed us
+to Chatelard, which by a twofold inaccuracy was termed the fishing-ground,
+our object being to catch animals which were not fish and lived in water.
+There the sport began, and was conducted on this wise. Sticks with a cleft
+at the end, into which nondescript pieces of ill-smelling meat were
+wedged, were submerged in a little brook to tempt the prey, but the only
+bites we got were from the horse-flies and inflicted on our own persons;
+howbeit, one or two of the party when at a distance from their
+fellow-sportsmen averred that they had been on a point of catching
+monsters of the deep the size of lobsters. We did not discover till
+subsequently that, led astray by a plausible peasant possessed of riparian
+rights and untruthful propensities, we had been fishing (or
+"crustaceaning," to speak correctly) all day in a stream untenanted by any
+crayfish whatever, the result being that we caught a chill and nothing
+else. The ancient steed, moreover, though he bowled along merrily enough
+down the hill to Chatelard and required no more stimulus than an
+occasional chirrup from the driver afforded, was yet very loth to draw the
+party back up the hill at the same pace, and required such constant
+stimulation of a more active kind on the way back that it was found
+necessary before we reached the village to stop and smooth out the creases
+on his sides. The next day the report came that the spotted grey was "tres
+malade," and the next day too my right arm was excessively stiff.
+
+A subsequent sporting expedition yielded happier results. One of the
+party, gifted with diplomatic talents and a power of detecting the
+vulnerable points in the character of the natives, purchased, for the sum
+of one franc, information from a shockheaded juvenile suffering from a
+skin eruption as to the best stocked streams. Then did the deep yield up
+its carnivorous denizens. Artfully and in silence did the anglers wait for
+their prey to claw the reeking bait. Deftly and warily did they withdraw
+the rod, sometimes with two or three victims clinging in a bunch, and land
+the spoil on the bank. Then would the crayfish loosen their hold, roll
+over on their backs, flap their tails very briskly, and start off with
+amazing rapidity for short country walks, speedily to be captured and
+consigned to the recesses of a receptacle, bearing a suspicious
+resemblance to Madame Couttet's work-basket. Ultimately they formed the
+basis of a "bisque" not unworthy of Brebant.
+
+(M87)
+
+What time the india-rubber balls were all burst and the fishing-ground had
+lost its attraction, seated on a tilted chair beneath the verandah we fell
+a-musing and studied human nature, and the various types that presented
+day after day round and about the hotel. Much was there to marvel at in
+many of the costumes, to many of which the late Mr. Planche himself would
+have been unable to assign a date. It has been noticed of course, times
+out of mind, as a characteristic of the Briton, that a costume in which he
+would not go coal-heaving at home is considered good enough for Sunday in
+the Alps. One gentleman indeed, whose own apparel would have been
+considered untidy even if he had been a member of a shipwrecked crew, had
+been enlarging on this topic with much fervour, to a select audience,
+dwelling especially on the discourtesy thus shown to the natives of the
+country. I looked, when Sunday came, that he should be clad in raiment of
+more than ordinary fitness and splendour, but the only changes that I
+could perceive from the week-day vesture consisted in a tall hat, which
+somebody had mistaken for an opera hat on some occasion, and a long strip
+of rag wound round a cut finger, while his wife, who had recently been on
+the glaciers, appeared in a low cut dress, so that she presented a curious
+piebald appearance. The lateness of the season may have accounted for the
+fact that many of the garments seemed rapidly to be resolving into their
+pristine condition of warp and woof, especially about the region where it
+is usual in the Alps to light the poison-darting lucifer matches of the
+country. There were flannel shirts with collars on some, and flannel
+shirts without them on others, while yet a third set wore white chokers
+round their necks made of vulcanite, so that they looked like favourite
+pug-dogs, or fashioned of a shiny paper, which obviously had no more to do
+with the garment with which they were temporarily associated than the
+label of an expensive wine at a second-rate restaurant has to do with the
+contents of the bottle. Then we fell to anatomical study, and marvelled at
+the various imperfections of development the muscle known to the learned
+as the gastrocnemius(4) could exhibit in the legs of our countrymen, and
+wondered why they took such pains in their costume to display its usually
+unsymmetrical proportions, and wondered too if they really believed that a
+double folding back of the upper part of the stocking below the
+knickerbocker deceived anyone with an appearance of mighty thews. Then we
+went off and tapped the barometer, which was as devoid of principle as a
+bone setter, and kept on persistently rising. We made friends with a
+little stray waif of a dog of obsequious demeanour and cringing
+disposition, prone to roll over on its back when spoken to, thereby
+displaying a curiously speckled stomach, but which was withal inclined to
+be amiable, and wagged its tail so vigorously on being noticed that I
+quite feared it might sustain a sprain at the root of that appendage. But
+our friendship was short-lived. Before long our little friend found an
+acquaintance in the shape of a small semi-shaved mongrel with a tail like
+a stalk of asparagus run to seed. After a little preliminary walking about
+on tiptoe, friendly overtures were made. The game commenced by the
+playmates licking each others' noses; next they ran round with surprising
+rapidity in very small circles, and then fell to wrestling in the middle
+of the courtyard. These canine acquaintanceships always end in the same
+way. Before long a sudden, sharp squeak was heard, and the last I saw of
+my little friend was a vanishing form darting round the nearest corner,
+with his tail as much between his legs as the excessive shortness of that
+excrescence would permit. His playmate, somewhat disturbed for a moment by
+this abrupt termination of the acquaintanceship, gazed pensively, with
+ears erect, for a while in the direction in which his friend had vanished:
+then investigated two or three unimportant objects by the sense of smell,
+consumed a few blades of grass, yawned twice, stretched himself once,
+rolled on something which had puzzled him, and retired to repose at a
+little distance to await the expected medicinal effects of the herb of
+which he had partaken.
+
+(M88)
+
+This is a true saying, that "There's small choice in rotten apples," and a
+description of boredom in one place is much like the same in another.
+Gradually, weariness of the flesh below in the valley became almost
+intolerable, while we were longing for an opportunity to weary the flesh,
+in another way, on the mountain. Ultimately, to my infinite regret, Maund
+found himself obliged to depart to fulfil an engagement elsewhere, but I
+still held on, though the conviction was daily becoming stronger that the
+rain would go on till the winter snows came.
+
+(M89)
+
+On a mountain such as we knew the Aiguille du Dru to be it would not have
+been wise to make any attempt with a party of more than four. No doubt
+three--that is, an amateur with two guides--would have been better still,
+but I had, during the enforced inaction through which we had been passing,
+become so convinced of ultimate success that I was anxious to find a
+companion to share it. Fortunately, J. Walker Hartley, a highly skilful
+and practised mountaineer, was at Chamouni, and it required but little
+persuasion to induce him to join our party. Seizing an opportunity one
+August day when the rain had stopped for a short while, we decided to try
+once more, or at any rate to see what effects the climatic phases through
+which we had been passing had produced on the Aiguille. With Alexander
+Burgener and Andreas Maurer still as guides we ascended once again the
+slopes by the side of the Charpoua glacier, and succeeded in discovering a
+still more eligible site for a bivouac than on our previous attempts. A
+little before four the next morning we extracted each other from our
+respective sleeping bags, and made our way rapidly up the glacier. The
+snow still lay thick everywhere on the rocks, which were fearfully cold
+and glazed with thin layers of slippery ice; but our purpose was very
+serious that day, and we were not to be deterred by anything short of
+unwarrantable risk. We intended the climb to be merely one of exploration,
+but were resolved to make it as thorough as possible, and with the best
+results. From the middle of the slope leading up to the ridge the guides
+went on alone while we stayed to inspect and work out bit by bit the best
+routes over such parts of the mountain as lay within view. In an hour or
+two Burgener and Maurer came back to us, and the former invited me to go
+on with him back to the point from which he had just descended. His
+invitation was couched in gloomy terms, but there was a twinkle at the
+same time in his eye which it was easy to interpret--_ce n'est que l'oeil
+qui rit_. We started off and climbed without the rope up the way which was
+now so familiar, but which on this occasion, in consequence of the glazed
+condition of the rocks, was as difficult as it could well be; but for a
+growing conviction that the upper crags were not so bad as they looked we
+should scarcely have persevered. "Wait a little," said Burgener, "I will
+show you something presently." We reached at last a great knob of rock
+close below the ridge, and for a long time sat a little distance apart
+silently staring at the precipices of the upper peak. I asked Burgener
+what it might be that he had to show me. He pointed to a little crack some
+way off, and begged that I would study it, and then fell again to gazing
+at it very hard himself. Though we scarcely knew it at the time, this was
+the turning point of our year's climbing. Up to that moment I had only
+felt doubts as to the inaccessibility of the mountain. Now a certain
+feeling of confident elation began to creep over me. The fact is, that we
+gradually worked ourselves up into the right mental condition, and the
+aspect of a mountain varies marvellously according to the beholder's frame
+of mind. These same crags had been by each of us independently, at one
+time or another, deliberately pronounced impossible. They were in no
+better condition that day than usual, in fact in much worse order than we
+had often seen them before. Yet, notwithstanding that good judges had
+ridiculed the idea of finding a way up the precipitous wall, the prospect
+looked different that day as turn by turn we screwed our determination up
+to the sticking point. Here and there we could clearly trace short bits of
+practicable rock ledges along which a man might walk, or over which at any
+rate he might transport himself, while cracks and irregularities seemed to
+develop as we looked. Gradually, uniting and communicating passages
+appeared to form. Faster and faster did our thoughts travel, and at last
+we rose and turned to each other. The same train of ideas had
+independently been passing through our minds. Burgener's face flushed, his
+eyes brightened, and he struck a great blow with his axe as we exclaimed
+almost together, "It must, and it shall be done!"
+
+(M90)
+
+The rest of the day was devoted to bringing down the long ladder, which
+had previously been deposited close below the summit of the ridge, to a
+point much lower and nearer to the main peak. This ladder had not hitherto
+been of the slightest assistance on the rocks, and had indeed proved a
+source of constant anxiety and worry, for it was ever prone to precipitate
+its lumbering form headlong down the slope. We had, it is true, used it
+occasionally on the glacier to bridge over the crevasses, and had saved
+some time thereby. Still we were loth to discard its aid altogether, and
+accordingly devoted much time and no little exertion to hauling it about
+and fixing it in a place of security. It was late in the evening before we
+had made all our preparations for the next assault and turned to the
+descent, which proved to be exceedingly difficult on this occasion. The
+snow had become very soft during the day; the late hour and the melting
+above caused the stones to fall so freely down the gully that we gave up
+that line of descent and made our way over the face. Often, in travelling
+down, we were buried up to the waist in soft snow overlying rock slabs, of
+which we knew no more than that they were very smooth and inclined at a
+highly inconvenient angle. It was imperative for one only to move at a
+time, and the perpetual roping and unroping was most wearisome. In one
+place it was necessary to pay out 150 feet of rope between one position of
+comparative security and the one next below it, till the individual who
+was thus lowered looked like a bait at the end of a deep sea line. One
+step and the snow would crunch up in a wholesome manner and yield firm
+support. The next, and the leg plunged in as far as it could reach, while
+the submerged climber would, literally, struggle in vain to collect
+himself. Of course those above, to whom the duty of paying out the rope
+was entrusted, would seize the occasion to jerk as violently at the cord
+as a cabman does at his horse's mouth when he has misguided the animal
+round a corner. Now another step and a layer of snow not more than a foot
+deep would slide off with a gentle hiss, exposing bare, black ice beneath,
+or treacherous loose stones. Nor were our difficulties at an end when we
+reached the foot of the rocks, for the head of the glacier had fallen away
+from the main mass of the mountain, even as an ill-constructed bow window
+occasionally dissociates itself from the facade of a jerry-built villa,
+and some very complicated manoeuvring was necessary in order to reach the
+snow slopes. It was not till late in the evening that we reached Chamouni;
+but it would have mattered nothing to us even had we been benighted, for
+we had seen all that we had wanted to see, and I would have staked my
+existence now on the possibility of ascending the peak. But the moment was
+not yet at hand, and our fortress held out against surrender to the very
+last by calling in its old allies, sou'westerly winds and rainy weather.
+The whirligig of time had not yet revolved so as to bring us in our
+revenge.
+
+ * * * * * * * *
+
+(M91)
+
+Perhaps the monotonous repetition of failures on the peak influences my
+recollection of what took place subsequently to the expedition last
+mentioned. Perhaps (as I sometimes think even now) an intense desire to
+accomplish our ambition ripened into a realisation of actual occurrences
+which really were only efforts of imagination. This much I know, that when
+on September 7 we sat once more round a blazing wood fire at the familiar
+bivouac gazing pensively at the crackling fuel, it seemed hard to persuade
+one's-self that so much had taken place since our last attempt. Leaning
+back against the rock and closing the eyes for a moment it seemed but a
+dream, whose reality could be disproved by an effort of the will, that we
+had gone to Zermatt in a storm and hurried back again in a drizzle on
+hearing that some other climbers were intent on our peak; that we had left
+Chamouni in rain and tried, for the seventeenth time, in a tempest; that
+matters had seemed so utterly hopeless, seeing that the season was far
+advanced and the days but short, as to induce me to return to England,
+leaving minute directions that if the snow should chance to melt and the
+weather to mend I might be summoned back at once; that after
+eight-and-forty hours of sojourn in the fogs of my native land an
+intimation had come by telegraph of glad tidings; that I had posted off
+straightway by _grande vitesse_ back to Chamouni; that I had arrived there
+at four in the morning, in consequence of a little misadventure, which may
+be here parenthetically narrated.
+
+(M92)
+
+The afternoon diligence from Geneva did not go beyond Sallanches. However,
+an ingenious young man of low commercial morality, who said that he had a
+remarkable horse and a super-excellent carriage, was persuaded to drive me
+on the remainder of the way to Chamouni. The young man, observing that he
+had been very busy of late and had not been to bed for two nights (nor had
+he, as might be judged, washed or tidied himself since last he sought
+repose), took a very hearty drink out of a tumbler and climbed on to an
+eminence like a long-legged footstool, which it appeared was the box seat.
+With much cracking of whips and various ill-tempered remarks to his horse
+we started with success, aided by the efforts of a well-meaning person
+(judging by the way in which he wore his braces loosely encircling his
+waist, devoted to the tending of horses), who, to oblige his friend the
+driver, ran suddenly at the slothful animal in the shafts and punched the
+beast very heartily in the ribs with his fist. Before we had gone a mile
+our troubles began. The coachman's ill-humour subsided, it is true, but
+only in consequence of Nature's soft nurse weighing his eyelids down.
+Accordingly I got out my axe and poked him in the back when he curled up
+under the influence of his fatigue. This made him swear a good deal, but
+for a time the device was successful enough. Gradually the monotonous
+jangling of the harness bells induced a somnolent disposition in me too,
+and I conceived then the brilliant idea, as we were ascending the long
+hill near St. Gervais at a walk, of planting the head of the axe against
+my own chest and arranging the weapon in such a way that the spike was in
+close contact with the small of the driver's back, so that when he fell
+back it would run into him. Of a sudden I opened my eyes to find that the
+jangling had ceased and the carriage stopped. We were undoubtedly at
+Chamouni, and the journey was at an end. Such, however, was not quite the
+case. As a matter of fact, we were not 200 yards further up the hill, the
+horse was peacefully grazing by the roadside, and the young man had eluded
+my artful contrivance by falling forwards off the box, where he lay
+crumpled up into a shapeless heap, peacefully asleep, entangled between
+the shafts, the traces, the splinter bar, and the horse's tail.
+
+I rubbed my eyes and forced away by an effort the confused jumble and
+whirl of thoughts that were crowding through the brain. It was not the
+sound of the parting farewell as the diligence lumbered away from
+Chamouni, nor the slow heavy clank of the railway carriages as they
+entered the station, nor the voices of the railway porters that rang in my
+ears. Voices there were, but they were familiar. I started up and looked
+around. Surely that was the familiar outline of the Aiguille du Dru clear
+and bright above; surely that was Hartley (occupied for the moment in
+mollifying the effects of sunburn by anointing his face with the contents
+of a little squeeze-bottle), and there was Burgener; but what was this
+untidy, sleeping mass at our feet? Gradually it dawned upon me that I was
+but inverting a psychological process and trying to make a dream out of a
+reality. Hartley was there; Burgener was there; and the uncomely bundle
+was the outward form of the most incompetent guide in all the Alps. It was
+not till next day that we learnt that this creature had previously
+distinguished himself by utter imbecility in a difficult ascent up the
+north face of the Zermatt Breithorn, nor did we till the next day fully
+realise how bad a guide a man ranking as such might be. We kicked him in a
+suitable place and he awoke; then he made the one true remark that during
+our acquaintance with him he was heard to utter. He said he had been drunk
+the day before; with this he relapsed, and during the remainder of the
+time he was with us gave expression to nothing but whining complaints and
+inaccurate statements.
+
+(M93)
+
+From four in the morning of the next day till seven in the evening, when
+we reached our bivouac again, we were climbing without intermission; not
+that our imbecile friend took any very active share in the day's
+amusement. He was roped as last man in the caravan, and Hartley had to
+drag him up the glacier. He was as slow of foot as he was of
+understanding, and took no interest in the expedition. Twice we pointed
+out to him half-hidden crevasses and begged that he would be careful.
+Twice did he acknowledge our courtesy by disappearing abruptly into the
+snowy depths. Then he favoured us with a short biographical sketch of his
+wife, her attributes, and her affection for himself: he narrated the chief
+characteristics of his children, and dilated on the responsible position
+that as father of a family (probably all cretins, if there be any truth in
+the hereditary transmission of parental qualities) he considered that he
+occupied. Finally, as he appeared disposed to give us at length a memoir
+of his grandfather deceased, we decided to unrope him and let him have his
+own way in peace. For seven hours did he crouch under a little rock, not
+daring to move either up or down, or even to take the knapsack off his
+back.
+
+For the first time on this occasion did we succeed in climbing on to the
+main peak well above the level of the ridge we had so often reached, by
+means of leaving the gully at a much earlier point than usual. We followed
+the exact line that we had marked out mentally on the last occasion. At
+first progress was easy, but we could only make our way very slowly,
+seeing that we had but one short rope and only one guide; for we had
+injudiciously left the longer spare rope with our feeble-minded guide
+below, and no shouts or implorations could induce him to make his way up
+to us, nor had we leisure to go down to him; so we had to make the best of
+matters as they were. We soon found a place where the ladder might be of
+service, and spent some time in placing it in a position in which it
+remains I believe till this day.
+
+Now, personal considerations had to a great extent to be lost sight of in
+the desire to make the most of the day, and the result was that Hartley
+must have had a very bad time of it. Unfortunately perhaps for him he was
+by far the lightest member of the party; accordingly we argued that he was
+far less likely to break the rickety old ladder than we were. Again, as
+the lightest weight, he was most conveniently lowered down first over
+awkward places when they occurred.
+
+(M94)
+
+In the times which are spoken of as old, and which have also, for some not
+very definable reason, the prefix good, if you wanted your chimneys swept
+you did not employ an individual now dignified by the title of a Ramoneur,
+but you adopted the simpler plan of calling in a master sweep. This person
+would come attended by a satellite, who wore the outward form of a boy and
+was gifted with certain special physical attributes. Especially was it
+necessary that the boy should be of such a size and shape as to fit nicely
+to the chimney, not so loosely on the one hand as to have any difficulty
+in ascending by means of his knees and elbows, nor so tightly on the other
+as to run any peril of being wedged in. The boy was then inserted into the
+chimney and did all the work, while the master remained below or sat
+expectant on the roof to encourage, to preside over, and subsequently to
+profit by, his apprentice's exertions. We adopted much the same principle.
+Hartley, as the lightest, was cast for the _role_ of the "jeune premier"
+or boy, while Burgener and I on physical grounds alone filled the part,
+however unworthily, of the master sweep. As a play not infrequently owes
+its success to one actor, so did our "jeune premier," sometimes very
+literally, pull us through on the present occasion. Gallantly indeed did
+he fulfil his duty. Whether climbing up a ladder slightly out of the
+perpendicular, leaning against nothing in particular and with overhanging
+rocks above; whether let down by a rope tied round his waist, so that he
+dangled like the sign of the "Golden Fleece" outside a haberdasher's shop,
+or hauled up smooth slabs of rock with his raiment in an untidy heap
+around his neck; in each and all of these exercises he was equally at
+home, and would be let down or would come up smiling. One place gave us
+great difficulty. An excessively steep wall of rock presented itself and
+seemed to bar the way to a higher level. A narrow crack ran some little
+way up the face, but above the rock was slightly overhanging, and the
+water trickling from some higher point had led to the formation of a huge
+bunch of gigantic icicles, which hung down from above. It was necessary to
+get past these, but impossible to cut them away, as they would have fallen
+on us below. Burgener climbed a little way up the face, planted his back
+against it, and held on to the ladder in front of him, while I did the
+same just below: by this means we kept the ladder almost perpendicular,
+but feared to press the highest rung heavily against the icicles above
+lest we should break them off. We now invited Hartley to mount up. For the
+first few steps it was easy enough; but the leverage was more and more
+against us as he climbed higher, seeing that he could not touch the rock,
+and the strain on our arms below was very severe. However, he got safely
+to the top and disappeared from view. The performance was a brilliant one,
+but, fortunately, had not to be repeated; as on a subsequent occasion, by
+a deviation of about fifteen or twenty feet, we climbed to the same spot
+in a few minutes with perfect ease and without using any ladder at all. On
+this occasion, however, we must have spent fully an hour while Hartley
+performed his feats, which were not unworthy of a Japanese acrobat. Every
+few feet of the mountain at this part gave us difficulty, and it was
+curious to notice how, on this the first occasion of travelling over the
+rock face, we often selected the wrong route in points of detail. We
+ascended from twenty to fifty feet, then surveyed right and left, up and
+down, before going any further. The minutes slipped by fast, but I have no
+doubt now that if we had had time we might have ascended to the final
+arete on this occasion. We had often to retrace our steps, and whenever we
+did so found some slightly different line by which time could have been
+saved. Though the way was always difficult nothing was impossible, and
+when the word at last was given, owing to the failing light, to descend,
+we had every reason to be satisfied with the result of the day's
+exploration. There seemed to be little doubt that we had traversed the
+most difficult part of the mountain, and, indeed, we found on a later
+occasion, with one or two notable exceptions, that such was the case.
+
+(M95)
+
+However, at the time we did not think that, even if it were possible, it
+would be at all advisable to make our next attempt without a second guide.
+A telegram had been sent to Kaspar Maurer, instructing him to join us at
+the bivouac with all possible expedition. The excitement was thus kept up
+to the very last, for we knew not whether the message might have reached
+him, and the days of fine weather were precious.
+
+It was late in the evening when we reached again the head of the glacier,
+and the point where we had left the feeble creature who had started with
+us as a second guide. On beholding us once more he wept copiously, but
+whether his tears were those of gratitude for release from the cramped
+position in which he had spent his entire day, or of joy at seeing us safe
+again, or whether they were the natural overflow of an imbecile intellect
+stirred by any emotion whatever, it were hard to say; at any rate he wept,
+and then fell to a description of some interesting details concerning the
+proper mode of bringing up infants, and the duties of parents towards
+their children: the most important of which, in his estimation, was that
+the father of a family should run no risk whatever on a mountain. Reaching
+our bivouac, we looked anxiously down over the glacier for any signs of
+Kaspar Maurer. Two or three parties were seen crawling homewards towards
+the Montanvert over the ice-fields, but no signs of our guide were
+visible. As the shades of night, however, were falling, we were able
+indistinctly to see in the far-off distance a little black dot skipping
+over the Mer de Glace with great activity. Most eagerly did we watch the
+apparition, and when finally it headed in our direction and all doubt was
+removed as to the personality, we felt that our constant ill-luck was at
+last on the eve of changing. However, it was not till two days later that
+we left Chamouni once more for the nineteenth and, as it proved, for the
+last time to try the peak.
+
+(M96)
+
+On September 11, we sat on the rocks a few feet above the camping-place.
+Never before had we been so confident of success. The next day's climb was
+no longer to be one of exploration. We were to start as early as the light
+would permit, and we were to go up and always up, if necessary till the
+light should fail. Possibly we might have succeeded long before if we had
+had the same amount of determination to do so that we were possessed with
+on this occasion. We had made up our minds to succeed, and felt as if all
+our previous attempts had been but a sort of training for this special
+occasion. We had gone so far as to instruct our friends below to look out
+for us on the summit between twelve and two the next day. We had even gone
+to the length of bringing a stick wherewith to make a flag-staff on the
+top. Still one, and that a very familiar source of disquietude, harassed
+us as our eyes turned anxiously to the west. A single huge band of cloud
+hung heavily right across the sky, and looked like a harbinger of evil,
+for it was of a livid colour above, and tinged with a deep crimson red
+below. My companion was despondent at the prospect it suggested, and the
+guides tapped their teeth with their forefingers when they looked in that
+direction; but it was suggested by a more sanguine person that its form
+and very watery look suggested a Band of Hope. An insinuating smell of
+savoury soup was wafted up gently from below--
+
+ Stealing and giving odour.
+
+We took courage; then descended to the tent, and took sustenance.
+
+There was no difficulty experienced in making an early start the next day,
+and the moment the grey light allowed us to see our way we set off. On
+such occasions, when the mind is strung up to a high pitch of excitement,
+odd and trivial little details and incidents fix themselves indelibly on
+the memory. I can recall as distinctly now, as if it had only happened a
+moment ago, the exact tone of voice in which Burgener, on looking out of
+the tent, announced that the weather would do. Burgener and Kaspar Maurer
+were now our guides, for our old enemy with the family ties had been paid
+off and sent away with a flea in his ear--an almost unnecessary adjunct, as
+anyone who had slept in the same tent with him could testify.
+Notwithstanding that Maurer was far from well, and rather weak, we mounted
+rapidly at first, for the way was by this time familiar enough, and we all
+meant business.
+
+(M97)
+
+Our position now was this. By our exploration on the last occasion we had
+ascertained that it was possible to ascend to a great height on the main
+mass of the mountain. From the slope of the rocks, and from the shape of
+the mountain, we felt sure that the final crest would be easy enough. We
+had then to find a way still up the face, from the point where we had
+turned back on our last attempt, to some point on the final ridge of the
+mountain. The rocks on this part we had never been able to examine very
+closely, for it is necessary to cross well over to the south-eastern face
+while ascending from the ridge between the Aiguille du Dru and the
+Aiguille Verte. A great projecting buttress of rock, some two or three
+hundred feet in height, cuts off the view of that part of the mountain
+over which we now hoped to make our way. By turning up straight behind
+this buttress, we hoped to hit off and reach the final crest just above
+the point where it merges into the precipitous north-eastern wall visible
+from the Chapeau. This part of the mountain can only be seen from the very
+head of the Glacier de la Charpoua just under the mass of the Aiguille
+Verte. But this point of view is too far off for accurate observations,
+and the strip of mountain was practically, therefore, a _terra incognita_
+to us.
+
+(M98)
+
+We followed the gully running up from the head of the glacier towards the
+ridge above mentioned, keeping well to the left. Before long it was
+necessary to cross the gully on to the main peak. To make the topography
+clearer a somewhat prosaic and domestic simile may be employed. The
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte are connected by a long sharp
+ridge, towards which we were now climbing; and this ridge is let in as it
+were into the south-eastern side of the Aiguille du Dru, much as a comb
+may be stuck into the middle of a hairbrush, the latter article
+representing the main peak. Here we employed the ladder which had been
+placed in the right position the day previously. Right glad were we to see
+the rickety old structure which had now spent four years on the mountain,
+and was much the worse for it. It creaked and groaned dismally under our
+weight and ran sharp splinters into us at all points of contact, but yet
+there was a certain companionship about the old ladder, and we seemed
+almost to regret that it was not destined to share more in our prospective
+success. A few steps on and we came to a rough cleft some five-and-twenty
+feet in depth, which had to be descended. A double rope was fastened to a
+projecting crag, and we swung ourselves down as if we were barrels of
+split peas going into a ship's hold; then to the ascent again, and the
+excitement waxed stronger as we drew nearer to the doubtful part of the
+mountain. Still, we did not anticipate insuperable obstacles; for I think
+we were possessed with a determination to succeed, which is a sensation
+often spoken of as a presentiment of success. A short climb up an easy
+broken gully, and of a sudden we seemed to be brought to a standstill. A
+little ledge at our feet curled round a projecting crag on the left. "What
+are we to do now?" said Burgener, but with a smile on his face that left
+no doubt as to the answer. He lay flat down on the ledge and wriggled
+round the projection, disappearing suddenly from view as if the rock had
+swallowed him up. A shout proclaimed that his expectations had not been
+deceived, and we were bidden to follow; and follow we did, sticking to the
+flat face of the rock with all our power, and progressing like the skates
+down the glass sides of an aquarium tank. When the last man joined us we
+found ourselves all huddled together on a very little ledge indeed, while
+an overhanging rock above compelled us to assume the anomalous attitude
+enforced on the occupant of a little-ease dungeon. What next? An eager
+look up solved part of the doubt. "There is the way," said Burgener,
+leaning back to get a view. "Oh, indeed," we answered. No doubt there was
+a way, and we were glad to hear that it was possible to get up it. The
+attractions of the route consisted of a narrow flat gully plastered up
+with ice, exceeding straight and steep and crowned at the top with a
+pendulous mass of enormous icicles. The gully resembled a half-open book
+standing up on end. Enthusiasts in rock-climbing who have ascended the
+Riffelhorn from the Goerner Glacier side will have met with a similar
+gully, but, as a rule, free from ice, which, in the present instance,
+constituted the chief difficulty. The ice, filling up the receding angle
+from top to bottom, rendered it impossible to find hand-hold on the rocks,
+and it was exceedingly difficult to cut steps in such a place, for the
+slabs of ice were prone to break away entire. However, the guides said
+they could get up, and asked us to keep out of the way of chance fragments
+of ice which might fall down as they ascended. So we tucked ourselves away
+on one side, and they fell to as difficult a business as could well be
+imagined. The rope was discarded, and slowly they worked up, their backs
+and elbows against one sloping wall, their feet against the other. But the
+angle was too wide to give security to this position, the more especially
+that with shortened axes they were compelled to hack out enough of the ice
+to reveal the rock below. In such places the ice is but loosely adherent,
+being raised up from the face much as pie-crust dissociates itself from
+the fruit beneath under the influence of the oven. Strike lightly with the
+axe, and a hollow sound is yielded without much impression on the ice;
+strike hard, and the whole mass breaks away. But the latter method is the
+right one to adopt, though it necessitates very hard work. No steps are
+really reliable when cut in ice of this description.
+
+(M99)
+
+The masses of ice, coming down harder and harder as they ascended without
+intermission, showed how they were working, and the only consolation that
+we had during a time that we felt to be critical, was that the guides were
+not likely to expend so much labour unless they thought that some good
+result would come of it. Suddenly there came a sharp shout and cry; then a
+crash as a great slab of ice, falling from above, was dashed into pieces
+at our feet and leaped into the air; then a brief pause, and we knew not
+what would happen next. Either the gully had been ascended or the guides
+had been pounded, and failure here might be failure altogether. It is true
+that Hartley and I had urged the guides to find a way some little distance
+to the right of the line on which they were now working; but they had
+reported that, though easy below, the route we had pointed out was
+impossible above.(5) A faint scratching noise close above us, as of a
+mouse perambulating behind a wainscot. We look up. It is the end of a
+rope. We seize it, and our pull from below is answered by a triumphant
+yell from above as the line is drawn taut. Fastening the end around my
+waist, I started forth. The gully was a scene of ruin, and I could hardly
+have believed that two axes in so short a time could have dealt so much
+destruction. Nowhere were the guides visible, and in another moment there
+was a curious sense of solitariness as I battled with the obstacles, aided
+in no small degree by the rope. The top of the gully was blocked up by a
+great cube of rock, dripping still where the icicles had just been broken
+off. The situation appeared to me to demand deliberation, though it was
+not accorded. "Come on," said voices from above. "Up you go," said a voice
+from below. I leaned as far back as I could, and felt about for a
+hand-hold. There was none. Everything seemed smooth. Then right, then
+left; still none. So I smiled feebly to myself, and called out, "Wait a
+minute." This was of course taken as an invitation to pull vigorously,
+and, struggling and kicking like a spider irritated by tobacco smoke, I
+topped the rock and lent a hand on the rope for Hartley to follow. Then we
+learnt that a great mass of ice had broken away under Maurer's feet while
+they were in the gully, and that he must have fallen had not Burgener
+pinned him to the rock with one hand. From the number of times that this
+escape was described to us during that day and the next, I am inclined to
+think that it was rather a near thing. At the time, and often since, I
+have questioned myself as to whether we could have got up this passage
+without the rope let down from above. I think either of us could have done
+it in time with a companion. It was necessary for two to be in the gully
+at the same time, to assist each other. It was necessary also to discard
+the rope, which in such a place could only be a source of danger. But no
+amateur should have tried the passage on that occasion without confidence
+in his own powers, and without absolute knowledge of the limit of his own
+powers. If the gully had been free from ice it would have been much
+easier.
+
+(M100)
+
+"The worst is over now," said Burgener. I was glad to hear it, but,
+looking upwards, had my doubts. The higher we went the bigger the rocks
+seemed to be. Still there was a way, and it was not so very unlike what I
+had, times out of mind, pictured to myself in imagination. Another tough
+scramble and we stood on a comparatively extensive ledge. With elation we
+observed that we had now climbed more than half of the only part of the
+mountain of the nature of which we were uncertain. A few steps on and
+Burgener grasped me suddenly by the arm. "Do you see the great red rock up
+yonder?" he whispered, hoarse with excitement--"in ten minutes we shall be
+there and on the arete, and then----" Nothing could stop us now; but a
+feverish anxiety to see what lay beyond, to look on the final slope which
+we knew must be easy, impelled us on, and we worked harder than ever to
+overcome the last few obstacles. The ten minutes expanded into something
+like thirty before we really reached the rock. Of a sudden the mountain
+seemed to change its form. For hours we had been climbing the hard, dry
+rocks. Now these appeared suddenly to vanish from under our feet, and once
+again our eyes fell on snow which lay thick, half hiding, half revealing,
+the final slope of the ridge. A glance along it showed that we had not
+misjudged. Even the cautious Maurer admitted that, as far as we could see,
+all appeared promising. And now, with the prize almost within our grasp, a
+strange desire to halt and hang back came on. Burgener tapped the rock
+with his axe, and we seemed somehow to regret that the way in front of us
+must prove comparatively easy. Our foe had almost yielded, and it appeared
+something like cruelty to administer the final _coup de grace_. We could
+already anticipate the half-sad feeling with which we should reach the top
+itself. It needed but little to make the feeling give way. Some one cried
+"Forwards," and instantly we were all in our places again, and the
+leader's axe crashed through the layers of snow into the hard blue ice
+beneath. A dozen steps, and then a short bit of rock scramble; then more
+steps along the south side of the ridge, followed by more rock, and the
+ridge beyond, which had been hidden for a minute or two, stretched out
+before us again as we topped the first eminence. Better and better it
+looked as we went on. "See there," cried Burgener suddenly, "the actual
+top!"
+
+(M101)
+
+There was no possibility of mistaking the two huge stones we had so often
+looked at from below. They seemed, in the excitement of the moment, misty
+and blurred for a brief space, but grew clear again as I passed my hand
+over my eyes and seemed to swallow something. A few feet below the
+pinnacles and on the left was one of those strange arches formed by a
+great transverse boulder, so common near the summits of these aiguilles,
+and through the hole we could see blue sky. Nothing could lay beyond, and,
+still better, nothing could be above. On again, while we could scarcely
+stand still in the great steps the leader set his teeth to hack out. Then
+there came a short troublesome bit of snow scramble, where the heaped-up
+cornice had fallen back from the final rock. There we paused for a moment,
+for the summit was but a few feet from us, and Hartley, who was ahead,
+courteously allowed me to unrope and go on first. In a few seconds I
+clutched at the last broken rocks, and hauled myself up on to the sloping
+summit. There for a moment I stood alone gazing down on Chamouni. The
+holiday dream of five years was accomplished; the Aiguille du Dru was
+climbed. Where in the wide world will you find a sport able to yield
+pleasure like this?
+
+Mountaineers are often asked, "What did you do when you got to the top?"
+With regard to this peak the same question has often been put to me, and I
+have often answered it, but, it must be confessed, always suppressing one
+or two facts. I do not know why I should conceal them now any longer, the
+more especially as I think there is a moral to be drawn from my
+experience, or I would still keep it locked up. I had tried so hard and so
+long to get up this little peak, that some reaction of mind was not
+improbable; but it took a turn which I had never before and have never
+since experienced in the slightest degree. For a second or two--it cannot
+have been longer--all the past seemed blotted out, all consciousness of
+self, all desire of life was lost, and I was seized with an impulse almost
+incontrollable to throw myself down the vertical precipice which lay
+immediately at my feet. I know not now, though the feeling is still and
+always will be intensely vivid, how it was resisted, but at the sound of
+the voices below the faculties seemed to return each to its proper place,
+and with the restoration of the mental balance the momentary idea of
+violently overturning the physical balance vanished. What has happened to
+one may have happened to others. It appeared to me quite different from
+what is known as mountain vertigo. In fact, I never moved at all from
+where I stood, and awoke, as it were, to find myself looking calmly down
+the identical place. It may be that the mental equilibrium under similar
+circumstances has not always been so fortunately restored, and that thus
+calamities on the mountains may have taken place. In another minute the
+rest of the party ascended, and we were all reposing on the hard-won
+summit.
+
+(M102)
+
+Far below a little white speck representing Couttet's Hotel was well in
+view, and towards this we directed our telescope. We could make out a few
+individuals wandering listlessly about, but there did not seem to be much
+excitement; in front of the Imperial Hotel, however, we were pleased to
+imagine that we saw somebody gazing in our direction. Accordingly, with
+much pomp and ceremony, the stick--which it may be stated was borrowed
+without leave--was fixed into a little cleft and tightly wedged in; then,
+to my horror, Burgener, with many chuckles at his own foresight and at the
+completeness of his equipment, produced from a concealed pocket a piece of
+scarlet flannel strongly suggestive of a baby's under garment, and tied it
+on to the stick. I protested in vain; in a moment the objectionable rag
+was floating proudly in the breeze. However, it seemed to want airing.
+Determined that our ascent should be placed beyond doubt in the eyes of
+any subsequent visitors, we ransacked our stores, and were enabled to
+leave the following articles:--One half-pint bottle containing our names,
+preserved by a paper stopper from the inclemency of the weather; two
+wooden wedges of unknown use, two ends of string, three burnt fusees,
+divers chips, one stone man of dwarf proportions, the tenpenny stick, and
+the infant's petticoat.
+
+There is a popular belief that the main object of climbing up a mountain
+is to get a view from the top. It may therefore be a matter of regret to
+some, but it will certainly be a matter of great congratulation to many
+others, that of the view obtained I can say but little. Chamouni looked
+very nice, however, from this distance. Turning towards the Aiguille Verte
+we were astonished to notice that this great mass appeared to tower far
+less above us than might have been expected from its much greater height
+and close proximity. On the other hand, the lower south-eastern peak of
+the Aiguille du Dru seemed much more below us than we had imagined would
+be the case. It is a moot point in mountaineering circles how much
+difference between two closely contiguous points is necessary in order
+that they may be rated as individual peaks. At the time we estimated the
+difference between the two peaks of our Aiguille to be about 80 feet, but
+Hartley, who has since climbed the lower point, estimates that the
+difference between the two must be at the very least 120 feet. Still, the
+comparative meagreness of the panorama did not affect our spirits, nor
+detract in any appreciable degree from the completeness of the expedition.
+The Aiguille du Dru is essentially an expedition only for those who love a
+good climb for climbing's sake. Every step, every bit of scrambling,
+was--and is still--a pleasure.
+
+(M103)
+
+We had reached the top at half-past twelve, so that our estimate of the
+time required had been a very accurate one. After spending three-quarters
+of an hour on the summit we turned to the descent with regret, and
+possessed with much the same feeling as a schoolboy on Black Monday, who
+takes an affectionate farewell of all sorts of inanimate objects. Very
+difficult the descent proved to be. We were so anxious, now that our
+efforts had been finally crowned with success, that the whole expedition
+should pass off without the least misadventure, that we went much more
+slowly, and took more elaborate precautions than under ordinary
+circumstances would have been deemed necessary. From the start we had
+agreed that, whatever the hour, nothing should persuade us to hurry the
+least in the descent. On such mountains, however, as the Aiguille du Dru
+it is easier on the whole to get down than to get up, especially if a good
+supply of spare rope be included in the equipment. At three places we
+found it advisable to fix ropes in order to assist our progress. It was
+curious to observe how marvellously the aspect of the mountain was changed
+as we looked down the places up which we had climbed so recently; and
+there were so many deviations from the straight line, that the way was
+very difficult to find at all. Indeed, Burgener alone could hit it off
+with certainty, and, though last on the rope, directed the way without
+ever making the slightest mistake at any part. We followed precisely the
+same route as in ascending, and noticed few if any places where this route
+was capable of improvement, or even of alteration.
+
+Not till nearly five o'clock did we regain our abandoned store of
+provisions; the sight of the little white packets, and especially of a
+certain can of tinned meat, seen at a considerable distance below, incited
+us to great exertions, for since ten in the morning we had partaken of
+nothing but a sandwich crushed out of all recognisable shape. Ignoring the
+probability of being benighted on the rocks, we caroused merrily on
+seltzer water and the contents of the tin can. It seemed almost a pity to
+quit for good these familiar rocks on which we had spent such a glorious
+time, and the sun was sinking low behind the Brevent range, and the rocks
+were all darkened in the grey shadows, before the guides could persuade us
+to pack up and resume our journey. Very little time was lost in descending
+when we had once started, but before we had reached a certain little
+sloping ledge furnished with a collection of little pointed stones, and
+known as the breakfast place, the darkness had overtaken us. The glacier
+lay only a few feet below, when the mist which had been long threatening
+swept up and closed in around us. The crevasses at the head of the glacier
+were so complicated, and the snow bridges so fragile, that we thought it
+wiser not to go on at once, but to wait till the snow should have had time
+to harden. So we sat down under an overhanging rock, and made believe that
+we enjoyed the fun. Hartley wedged a stone under his waist, as if he were
+the hind wheel of a waggon going uphill, and imitated the inaction and
+attitude of a person going to sleep. The guides retired to a little
+distance and, as is their wont when inactive, fell to a warm discussion
+over the dimensions of the different chamois they had shot, each of course
+outvying the other in turn. The game has this merit at least, when there
+is plenty of spare time at disposal, that if the players only begin low
+enough down in the animal scale it is practically unlimited.
+
+(M104)
+
+Before long the situation ceased to be amusing, as we found that we had
+managed to get wet through in the gully, and that the slowly falling
+temperature was exceedingly unpleasant. I converted a cowhide knapsack
+into a temporary foot-warmer, much to the detriment of such articles of
+food as were still stored in its recesses, and tucked a boot under each
+arm to keep the leather from hardening. Then we fell to discussing what we
+would have next day for breakfast, and for some two hours found a certain
+amount of solace in disputing over the merits of divers dainty dishes.
+Even this fertile subject failed at length to give adequate satisfaction.
+The ledge became colder and colder, and new spiky little points appeared
+to develop every moment. The argument of the sportsmen grew fainter, and
+we became slowly chilled through. For a while the mind became more active,
+but less logical, and fanciful visions crowded thickly through it. On such
+occasions it is seldom possible to fix the thoughts on events immediately
+past. To my drowsy gaze the mist seemed to take the form of our native
+fogs, while the condition of the ledge suggested obtrusively a newly
+macadamised road. Almost at will I could transport myself in imagination
+to the metropolis I had so recently left, or back again to the wild little
+ledge on which we were stranded. Following up the train of sensations, it
+was easy to conceive how reason might fail altogether, and how gradually,
+as the senses became numbed one by one, delirium might supervene from cold
+and exposure--as has often happened to arctic travellers. The thoughts flew
+off far afield, and pictured the exact contrast of the immediate
+surroundings. I saw a brilliantly lighted street with long rows of flaming
+lamps. The windows of the clubhouses shone out as great red and orange
+squares and oblongs. Carriages dashed by, cabs oscillated down the roads.
+Elegantly attired youths about to commence their wakeful period (why are
+men who only know the seamy side of life called "men of the world"? Is it
+so bad a world, my masters?) were strolling off to places of
+entertainment. A feeble, ragged creature crept along in the shadows. A
+worn, bright-eyed girl, just free from work which had begun at early dawn,
+dragged her aching limbs homewards, but stopped a moment to glance with
+envy at a mamma and two fair daughters crossing the pavement to their
+carriage; light, life, bustle, crowding everywhere. Faster and faster
+follow the shifting scenes till the visions jostle and become confused----A
+crack, a distant sound of a falling shower of stones, a hiss as they fall
+on to the snow slopes below. The eyes open, but the mind only half awakes,
+and almost immediately dreams again, with changed visions of comfortable
+rooms, in which the flickering light of a coal fire now throws up, now
+half conceals the close-drawn curtains, or the familiar form of books and
+pictures; visions of some formless individual with slippered feet disposed
+at judicious distance from the blazing coals, of soft carpets and deep
+arm-chairs moulded by long use into the precise intaglio adapted to the
+human frame; visions of a warm flood of subdued light, of things steaming
+gently with curling wreaths of vapour. All these passed in order before
+the mind, called up by the incantation of discomfort out of the cauldron
+of misery, like unto the regal display manifested to that impulsive and
+somewhat over-married individual, Macbeth.
+
+(M105)
+
+But before long it was most difficult to picture these pleasant sights so
+vividly as to become altogether oblivious of an exceedingly chilly
+personality, and ultimately human nature triumphed, and the _ego_ in a
+rather frozen state became again paramount. I had begun to calculate the
+number of hours we might have to remain where we were, and the probable
+state in which we should be next morning, when of a sudden the mist
+lifted, and disclosed the glacier just below feebly lit up by the rising
+moon. We sprang instantly to our feet, almost as instantaneously returning
+to our former positions by reason of the exceeding stiffness and cramp
+begotten of the cold. The guides, leaving their discussion at a point
+where the last speaker had, in imagination, shot a chamois about the size
+of an elephant, descended to inspect the ice. The snow bridges were
+pronounced secure, and we were soon across the crevasses, but found to our
+disgust that we had rather overdone the waiting. The slope was hard
+frozen, and in the dim light it was found necessary to cut steps nearly
+the whole way down the glacier. For five hours and a half were we thus
+engaged, and did not reach our camp till 2.30 A.M. Never did the tent look
+so comfortable as on that morning. If, as was remarked of Mrs. Gamp's
+apartment in Kingsgate Street, High Holborn, to the contented mind a
+cottage is a palace, so to the weary frame may a tent be a luxurious
+hotel. We rushed over the loose rocks by the snout of the glacier, and ran
+helter-skelter for our bivouac. From the circumstance that the invariable
+struggle for the best pillow was usually brief, and that one of the party
+was discovered next morning wrong end foremost in his sleeping bag with
+his boots still on his feet, I am disposed to think that we were not long
+in dropping off to sleep; but the unstudied attitudes of the party
+suggested rather four revellers returning from a Greenwich dinner in a
+four-wheeled cab over a cobbled road than a company of sober mountaineers.
+By seven o'clock, however, the predominant thought of breakfast so
+asserted itself that we woke up and looked out.
+
+(M106)
+
+The first object that met our gaze was a large sheet of paper, affixed to
+the rock just in front of the tent, and bearing the simple inscription
+"Hooray!" This led us to surmise that our success was already known below;
+for the author of the legend had returned to Chamouni the previous
+evening, after having seen us on the summit. To each man was apportioned
+the burden he should bear of the camp equipage. Such a collection of pots
+and pans and other paraphernalia had we amassed gradually during our stay,
+that our appearance as we crossed the glacier suggested rather that of
+certain inhabitants of Lagado mentioned in Gulliver's voyage to Laputa. By
+nine o'clock we had deposited our burdens at the Montanvert and,
+disregarding the principles of the sages above referred to, ventured to
+corrode our lungs by articulating our wants to the landlord. This worthy
+received us with more than his usual affability, for the tidings of our
+success had in truth already reached the inn. A bottle of conical form was
+produced, the cork drawn with a monstrous explosion, and some very
+indifferent fluid poured out as a token of congratulation. In spite of,
+perhaps in consequence of, these early libations, we skipped down the
+well-worn and somewhat unsavoury path with great nimbleness, and in an
+hour or so found ourselves on the level path leading along the valley to
+Chamouni by the English church. There, I am pleased to record, the first
+man to congratulate us was our old friend M. Gabriel Loppe, without whose
+kindly sympathy and constant encouragement I doubt if we should have ever
+persevered to our successful end. It mattered little to us that but few of
+the Chamouni guides gave us credit for having really ascended the peak,
+for most of them maintained that we had merely reached a point on the
+south-east face of the lower summit; indeed, to those not so familiar with
+the details of the mountain as we were, it might well seem hard to realise
+that the crag jutting out on the right, as seen from Chamouni, is really
+the actual summit.
+
+Such is the record of the most fascinating rock climb with which I am
+acquainted. From beginning to end it is interesting. There is no wearisome
+tramping over loose moraine and no great extent of snow-field to traverse.
+The rocks are wondrously firm and big, and peculiarly unlike those on
+other mountains, even on many of the aiguilles about Chamouni.
+
+(M107)
+
+An odd code of mountaineering morality has gradually sprung into
+existence, and ideas as to what is fair and sportsmanlike in mountain
+climbing are somewhat peculiar. People speak somewhat vaguely of
+"artificial aid," and are wont to criticise in very severe language the
+employment of such assistance, at the same time finding it rather hard, if
+driven into a corner, to define what they mean by the term. It would seem
+that artificial aid may signify the driving of iron pegs into rocks when
+nature has provided insufficient hand or foot-hold. Such a proceeding is
+considered highly improper. To cut a step in ice is right, but to chisel
+out a step on rock is in the highest degree unjustifiable. Again, a ladder
+may be used without critical animadversion to bridge a crevasse, but its
+employment over a rock cleft is tabooed. A certain amount of
+mountaineering equipment is not only considered proper, but those who go
+on the mountains without it are spoken of with great asperity, and called
+very hard names; but the equipment must not include anything beyond
+hobnails, rope, axes, and possibly a ladder for a crevasse; any other
+contrivance is sniffed at contemptuously as artificial aid. Rockets and
+such like are usually only mentioned in order to be condemned; while
+grapnels, chains, and crampons are held to be the inventions of the fiend.
+Why these unwritten laws should exist in such an imaginary code it is hard
+to see. Perhaps we must not consider too curiously on the matter. For my
+own part, if it could be proved that by no possible means could a given
+bad passage be traversed without some such aid, nor turned by another
+route, I should not hesitate to adopt any mechanical means to the desired
+end. As a matter of fact, in the Alps scarcely any such places exist for
+those who have taken the trouble to learn how to climb, and there are none
+on the Aiguille du Dru. We used our ladder often enough in exploring the
+mountain, but when we actually ascended it we employed it in one place
+only, saving thereby at least an hour of invaluable time. Indeed,
+subsequent explorers have found such to be the case; and Mr. W. E.
+Davidson, in a recent ascent of the mountain, was able to find his way
+without invoking the assistance of either ladder or fixed ropes. In a
+marvellously short space of time, too, did he get up and down the peak on
+which we had spent hours without number. Still, this is the fate of all
+mountains. The mountaineers who make the third ascent are, usually, able
+to sweep away the blushing honours that the first climbers might fondly
+hope they had invested the mountain with. A word, a stroke of the pen,
+will do it. The peaks do not yield gradually from their high estate, but
+fall, like Lucifer, from summit to ultimate destination, and are suddenly
+converted from "the most difficult mountain in the Alps" to "Oh yes; a
+fine peak, but not a patch upon Mount So-and-so." It is but with the
+mountains as with other matters of this life, save in this respect, that
+once deposed they never can hope to reign again supreme. Statements
+concerning our fellow-creatures when of a depreciatory, and still more
+when of a scandal-flavoured, nature, are always believed by nine people
+out of ten to be, if not absolutely true, at any rate well-founded enough
+for repetition. A different estimate of the standard of veracity to be met
+with in this world is assumed when the remarks are favourable. Even so may
+it be, in some instances, with the mountains. The prestige that clings to
+a maiden peak is like the bark on a wand: peel it off, and it cannot be
+replaced; the bough withers, and is cast to one side, its character
+permanently altered.
+
+(M108)
+
+We would fain have rested that evening, but the edict went forth that
+festivities were to take place in honour of the ascent, and, to tell the
+truth, that evening was not the least fatiguing part of the whole affair.
+The opportunity was too good to be lost, especially as the customary mode
+of testifying congratulations by firing off divers podgy little cannons,
+had been omitted. Preparations were made for a display of fireworks on a
+large scale. Some six rockets of moderately soaring ambition were placed
+in order on the grass-plot in front of the hotel. A skilful pyrotechnist,
+who knew the right end to which to apply the match, was placed in charge,
+and fussed about a great deal. A very little table covered with a white
+cloth, and on which were displayed several bottles, reminded the crowd of
+loafers who assembled expectant as the darkness came on, that a carousal
+was meditated. At last the word was given, and the pyrotechnist, beaming
+with pride, advanced bearing a lighted taper attached to the end of a
+stick of judicious length. A hush of expectancy followed, and experienced
+persons retired to sheltered corners. The fireworks behaved as they
+usually do. They fizzed prodigiously, and went off in the most unexpected
+directions. One rocket, rather weak in the waist, described, after a
+little preliminary spluttering, an exceedingly sharp, corkscrew-like
+series of curves, and then turned head-over-heels with astounding rapidity
+on the lawn, like a rabbit shot through the head, and there lay flat,
+spluttering out its gunpowdery vitals. Another was perfectly unmoved at
+the initial application of the kindling flame, but then suddenly began to
+swell up in an alarming way, causing the pyrotechnist, who had no previous
+experience of this phenomenon, to retreat somewhat hastily. However, one
+of the rockets rose to a height of some five-and-twenty feet, much to the
+operator's satisfaction, and we were all able to congratulate him warmly
+on his contribution to our entertainment as we emerged from our places of
+security.
+
+(M109)
+
+A series of smaller explosions, resulting from the drawing of corks, was
+the next item in the programme, and appeared to give more general
+satisfaction. Then the bell rang, and the master of the ceremonies
+announced that the ball was about to commence. Some over-zealous person
+had unfortunately sought to improve the condition of the floor for
+dancing, by tracing an arabesque pattern on the boards with water, using
+for the purpose a tin pot with a convenient leak at the bottom. It
+followed that the exercise of waltzing in thick boots was more laborious
+than graceful. Without, the villagers crowded at the windows to gaze upon
+our fantastic gyrations. But little formality had been observed in
+organising the ball; in fact, the ceremony of issuing cards of invitation
+had been replaced by ringing a bell and displaying a placard on which it
+was announced that the dance would commence at nine o'clock. However, the
+enjoyment appeared to be none the less keen, for all that the dancers were
+breathing fairly pure air, taking no champagne, and not fulfilling any
+social duty. But for the costumes the gathering might have been mistaken
+for a fashionable entertainment. All the recognised types to be met with
+in a London ball-room were there. The conversation, judging from the
+fragments overheard, did not appear to be below the average standard of
+intellectuality. The ladies, who came from the various hotels of Chamouni,
+displayed, as most English girls do--_pace_ the jealous criticism of
+certain French writers, more smart than observant--their curious faculty of
+improvising ball costume exactly suitable to the occasion. There was a
+young man who had a pair of white gloves, and was looked upon with awe in
+consequence, and who, in the intervals of the dances, slid about in an
+elegant manner instead of walking. There was a middle-aged person of
+energetic temperament who skipped and hopped like the little hills, and
+kept everything going--including the refreshments. There was a captious and
+cynical person, who frowned horribly, and sat in a corner in the verandah
+with an altogether superior air, and who, in support of the character,
+smoked a cigar of uncertain botanical pedigree provided by the hotel,
+which disagreed with him and increased his splenetic mood. Elsewhere, at
+more fashionable gatherings, he would have leaned against doorposts,
+cultivated a dejected demeanour, and got very much in other people's way.
+There was a pianist who was a very clever artist, and found out at once
+the notes that yielded no response on the instrument, and who, like his
+more fashionable analogue, regularly required stimulants after playing a
+waltz. It mattered little what he played--polka, waltz, galop, or
+mazurka--whatever the tune, the couples all rotated more or less slowly
+about; so it was evidently an English gathering. At such impromptu dances
+there is always a strong desire to show off musical talent. No sooner did
+the hireling pianist desist than a little cluster gathered around the
+instrument, assured him that he must be tired, and volunteered to play.
+Finally he was induced to rest, and a young lady who knew "Rousseau's
+Dream," or some tune very like it, triumphantly seated herself and
+favoured the company with that air in waltz time, whereat the unsuccessful
+candidates for the seat smiled scornfully at each other, and rolled up
+their eyes, and would not dance. So they, in turn, triumphed, and the
+young lady blushed, and said she had never seen such a stupid set of
+people, and went away and sat by her parents, and thought the world was
+indeed hollow. The hireling came back, and all went on merrily again.
+
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+
+In the yard outside the crowd increased. In the midst of the throng could
+be seen Maurer, resplendent in a shirt the front of which was like unto a
+petrified bath-towel, wearing a coat many sizes too large, his face
+beaming with smiles and shining from the effects of drinks offered in the
+spirit of good fellowship on all sides. Close by stood Burgener,
+displaying similar physiognomical phenomena, his natural free movements
+hampered by the excessive tightness of some garments with which an admirer
+of smaller girth had presented him. Let us do justice to the guides of
+Chamouni, who might not unnaturally have found some cause for
+disappointment that the peak had been captured by strangers in the land.
+On this occasion, at any rate, they offered the hand of good fellowship,
+and listened with admiring attention while our guides, in an unknown
+tongue, expatiated on the difficulties and dangers they had successfully
+overcome--difficulties which did not appear to become less by frequent
+repetition. Let us leave them there. They did their work thoroughly well,
+and might be pardoned, under all the circumstances, for a little swagger.
+
+(M111)
+
+The days grow shorter apace. The sun has barely time to make the ice peaks
+glisten, ere the cold shadows creep over again. Snow lies thick on ledge
+and cranny, and only the steepest mountain faces show dark through the
+powdery veil. Bleak night winds whistle around the beetling crags and
+whirl and chevy the wreathing snow-clouds, making weird music in these
+desolate fastnesses, while the glaciers and snow-fields collect fresh
+strength against the time when their relentless destroyer shall attack
+them once again at an advantage. The scene is changed. The clear air, the
+delicate purity of the Alpine tints are but recollections, and have given
+way to fog, mist, slush, and smoke-laden atmosphere. Would you recall
+these mountain pictures? Draw close the curtains, stir the coals into an
+indignant crackling blaze, and fashion, in the rising smoke, the mountain
+vista. How easy it is to unlock the storehouse of the mind where these
+images are stowed away! how these scenes crowd back into the mind! What
+keener charm than to pass in review the memories of these simple,
+wholesome pleasures; to see again, as clear as in the reality, every
+ledge, every hand and foot-hold; to feel the fingers tingle and the
+muscles instinctively contract at the recollection of some tough scramble
+on rock or glacier? The pleasures of the Alps endure long after the actual
+experience, and are but invested; whether the interest can be derived by
+any one but the actual investor is a matter for others to decide. For my
+own part, I can only wish that any one could possibly derive a hundredth
+part of the pleasure in reading, that I have had in writing, of our
+adventures.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VII.
+
+
+ BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS
+
+
+ 1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+
+ On well-ordered intellects--The drawbacks of accurate
+ memory--Sub-Alpine walks: their admirers and their
+ recommendations--The "High Level Route"--The Ruinette--An infallible
+ prescription for ill-humour--A climb and a meditation on grass
+ slopes--The agile person's acrobatic feats--The psychological
+ effects of sunrise--The ascent of the Ruinette--We return to our
+ mutton at Arolla--A vision on the hill-side.
+
+ 2. _A Little Maiden._
+
+ Saas in the olden days--A neglected valley--The mountains drained
+ dry--A curious omission--The Portienhorn, and its good points as a
+ mountain--The chef produces a masterpiece--An undesirable tenement
+ to be let unfurnished--An evicted family--A rapid act of
+ mountaineering--On the pleasures of little climbs--The various
+ methods of making new expeditions on one mountain--On the
+ mountaineer who has nothing to learn, and his consequent
+ ignorance.
+
+
+
+
+ 1. _A Pardonable Digression._
+
+
+There are some, and they are considered, on the whole, fortunate by less
+highly gifted individuals, who possess minds as accurately divided up into
+receptacles for the storage of valuable material as a honeycomb. Every
+scrap of information acquired by the owner of such a well-ordered
+intellect is duly sifted, purged, ticketed, and finally pigeon-holed in
+its proper cell, whence it could undoubtedly be drawn out at any future
+time for reference, were it not for the fact that the pigeon-holes are all
+so very much alike that the geometrically minded man commonly forgets the
+number of the shelf to which he has relegated his item of knowledge. He
+need not really regret that this should be the case; persons with this
+exceedingly well-ordered form of mind are apt to be a little too precise
+for ordinary folk, and may even by the captious be rated as dull
+creatures. A love for the beautiful is not usually associated with
+excessively tidy habits of mind. An artist's studio in apple-pie order
+would seem as unnatural as a legal document drawn up on aesthetic
+principles. If the truth be told, the picturesque is always associated
+with--not to mince matters--the dirty; and the city of Hygeia, however
+commendably free from the latter quality, would be but a dreary and
+unattractive town. Nor would it, as seems to be sometimes supposed, be
+quite a paradise to that terrible and minatory person, the sanitarian. On
+the contrary, he would probably be found dining with the undertaker--off
+approved viands--and the pair would be bewailing the hard times.
+
+(M112)
+
+I knew a man once who was marvellously proud of a certain little cabinet,
+devoted to the reception of keys, all of which were arranged in a
+remarkably orderly manner. He was fond of demonstrating the system, which
+seemed, in truth, highly business-like; but I lost faith one day in his
+method, on finding that he did not know the locks which the several keys
+were constructed respectively to open. It is with the mind's eye as with
+the bodily eye. We are able only to focus sharply one thing at a time, and
+the beauty of a given view, from the physiological standpoint, consists in
+the softened indistinctness of all objects out of the range of absolute
+focus--a fact of which the early Florentine artists evinced a curious
+disregard, and which their modern imitators, who, at least in our
+scientific age, ought to know something of the elementary laws of optics,
+render themselves somewhat ridiculous by servilely copying. So is it also
+with the memory. A certain indistinctness of detail often renders the
+recollection even more pleasing; we may be able only to reproduce from the
+pigeon-hole, as it were, a rather indistinct, blotted-in impression, but
+as the artist would be fully justified in working up such a study into a
+finished picture, so may the writer be allowed also to elaborate from his
+mental sketch a complete work. Now, in wandering in those numerous
+districts in the mountains of Switzerland which cannot properly be classed
+as sub-Alpine, and yet are not lofty enough to warrant their explorer in
+dignifying his rambles by the term "climbing," one great charm consists in
+the fact that, while everything is pleasing, there is no distinct
+objective point that we are bidden to admire. The critical tendency is a
+very constant factor in human character, and the chief business the
+professional critic has to learn consists in finding out how far he may
+legitimately go, and how he may best say what he is called upon to
+express. Now even the least critical of our race, the gushing section of
+humanity, feel irresistibly disposed to cavil at anything they are told
+they must admire. Perhaps, though, it is not the critical attributes which
+come out on such occasions in them. Possibly it is but an example of that
+still more uniformly found characteristic of man and woman, a quality
+which, in the process of the descent of our species, has been handed down
+without the least alteration from such lower animals as the mule for
+instance, and for which, oddly enough, we have no proper term in our
+language this side of the water, but know it as "cussedness."
+
+(M113)
+
+Most travellers hear with a slight feeling of relief, on arriving at their
+destination and inquiring what there is to be seen, that there is nothing
+in particular, and the sub-Alpine walker has this charm perpetually with
+him. His expedition cannot fail, for it does not aim at any particular
+object on the attainment of which it depends whether he considers himself
+successful or not. These sub-Alpine walks and rambles form the background,
+the setting, the frame, and the surrounding of the more sharply defined
+and more memorable high expeditions. Perhaps these are but the sentiments
+of advancing mountaineering age; certainly they may be heard most often
+from those who have reached that period of life when they no longer pay
+heed to wrinkles in their trousers, when they are somewhat exacting in the
+matter of club dinners, and when they object strongly to receiving
+assistance from younger folk in putting on their overcoats. Howbeit, as we
+may recall the statement made in the "Delectus,"--
+
+ Neque semper arcum
+ Tendit Apollo,
+
+even so does the mountaineer occasionally relax his muscles, and find
+pleasure in the Alpine midlands. Moreover, the writer feels that the
+perpetual breathing of rarefied air may be apt to induce too great a
+strain on his readers, and recollects that a piano always tuned to concert
+pitch is not so harmonious an instrument as one occasionally unstrung; so
+some relief is at times necessary. Contrast, inasmuch as nature provides
+it on every hand, we may be sure is a thing for which man has an
+instinctive craving; and to my mind, at least, a picture in which rich
+colouring is introduced, and where the result of the blending is
+harmonious, is more satisfactory than the work which appeals by what I
+believe artists would call "tone." The principle applies rather widely. We
+may have observed that young ladies of prepossessing appearance love to be
+accompanied by dogs of repulsive mien. The costermonger, again, if
+possessed, as he always is, of a hoarse voice, is not completely equipped
+unless provided with a boy companion capable of sending forth in alternate
+measure the shrillest cries which the human larynx is capable of emitting.
+Thus may the pair better vaunt their wares, compel attention, and attract
+notice. The same objects, at any rate the latter two, influence an author,
+and not only in all cases, it would seem, when he is actually engaged in
+writing. So our expeditions, now to be described, may be looked upon as
+material for contrast, and may be skipped if thought fit--at any rate by
+purchasers--without risk of wounding the writer's feelings.
+
+(M114)
+
+Some years ago we were travelling over that district of the Alps which to
+the true lover of mountain scenery can never become hackneyed--that is, the
+stretch of glacier land between Chamouni and Zermatt, first made known by
+Messrs. Foster, Jacomb, Winkfield, and others, and known to mountaineers
+as the "high-level route." We had reached Monvoisin, then, possibly still,
+one of the cosiest and most comfortable little inns to be found among the
+mountains. An immense variety of first-rate glacier passes of moderate
+difficulty lie between this Val de Bagne and the Arolla valley; the Col de
+la Serpentine, the Col Getroz, the Col de Breney, the Col Chermontane, and
+others, all of high interest and varied scenery, tempt the walker
+according to his powers. We selected on this occasion the Col du Mont
+Rouge, having a design on the bold little peak towering just above the
+Col, and known as the Ruinette. This peak, it may be at once mentioned,
+was ascended for the first time in 1865 by Mr. Edward Whymper, a
+mountaineer who has never ceased happily to add to his spoils and trophies
+since in all parts of the globe, and who, unlike most of the clan, has
+kept in the front rank from the day he first climbed an Alpine slope.
+
+(M115)
+
+We arrived soaked through, and with deplorably short tempers, at the hotel
+at Monvoisin. Now tobacco has been vaunted as a palliative to persons in
+this emotional state. Liquid remedies, described by the vulgar-minded as
+"a drop of something short," or, more tersely, "a wet," have been
+recommended as tending to induce a healthier state of mind. But there is
+one specific remedy which never fails, and to this by tacit consent we at
+once resorted.
+
+Even as one touch of nature has been stated, on reliable authority, to
+make the whole world kin, so may one touch of a lucifer match, if
+discreetly applied beneath well-seasoned logs, induce even in the most
+irritable and wearied individual a change of feeling and a calm
+contentment. As the logs crackled and spluttered, hissing like angry cats,
+so did the prescription purge away, if not the evil humours, at any rate
+the ill-humour engendered by sore feet and damp raiment, till it vanished
+with the smoke up the chimney. As a matter of actual fact, however, it
+ought to be stated that the greater part of the smoke at first made its
+way into the room. Before long, assisted by a passable dinner, which acts
+on such conditions of mind as do the remedies known to the learned in
+medicine as "derivatives," we waxed monstrous merry. We laughed heartily
+at our own jokes, and with almost equal fervour at those of other people--a
+very creditable state of feeling, as any who have associated much with
+facetiously disposed folk will be ready to acknowledge. As the evening
+wore on, and the fire burnt lower, we became more silent and thoughtful,
+watching the pale blue and green tongues of flame licking round the
+charred logs. There is a pleasure, too, in this state. No one felt
+disposed to break the charm of thoughtfulness in the company by throwing
+on fresh fuel. The fire had done its work, had helped matters on, had left
+things a little better than it found them--an epitome of a good and useful
+life. The embers fell together at last, throwing up but a few short-lived
+sparks; nothing remained but the recollection of what had been once so
+bright, and a heap of ashes--a fit emblem; for one of the party who was the
+life and soul of the expedition can never again join in body with us in
+the Alps, or revisit those Alpine midlands he loved so keenly. We rose
+from our seats and threw back the curtains from the window. The mists had
+vanished, and with them all doubt and all uncertainty, while the stream of
+light from the full moon seemed a promise of peace and rest from
+elsewhere.
+
+(M116)
+
+At an early period of a walk there is always the greatest objection to
+putting forth exertion, the result of which has almost immediately to be
+undone. That man is indeed robust, and possessed of three times the
+ordinary amount of brass, if he fails not to find it distasteful to walk
+up a hill at the end of an expedition, or down one at the commencement.
+The drawback to the commanding position of the hotel at Monvoisin lies in
+the fact that it is absolutely necessary to descend the hill to begin
+with, which always seems a sinful waste of energy, seeing that the grass
+slopes opposite, which are steep, have immediately afterwards to be
+climbed. The natural grass steps looked inviting, but in the language of
+the Portuguese dialogue book we found them all either "too long or much
+short." One ascent over a grass slope is very much like another, and
+description in detail would be as wearisome as the slopes themselves often
+prove. Yet it is worthy of notice that there is an art to be acquired even
+in climbing grass slopes. We had more than one opportunity on the present
+occasion of seeing that persons look supremely ridiculous if they stumble
+about, and we noticed also that, like a bowler when he has delivered a
+long hop to the off for the third time in one over, the stumbler
+invariably inspects the nails in his boots, a proceeding which deceives no
+one. It is quite easy to judge of a man's real mountaineering capacity by
+the way in which he attacks a steep grass slope. The unskilful person, who
+fancies himself perfectly at home amongst the intricacies of an ice-fall,
+will often candidly admit that he never can walk with well-balanced
+equilibrium on grass, a form of vegetable which, it might be thought in
+many instances of self-sufficient mountaineers, would naturally suit them.
+There is often real danger in such places, and not infrequently the wise
+man will demand the use of the rope, especially when there are any tired
+members among the party. There is no better way of learning how to
+preserve a proper balance on a slope than by practising on declivities of
+moderate steepness, and it is astonishing to find how often those who
+think they have little to learn, or, still worse, believe that there is
+nothing to learn, will find themselves in difficulties on a mountain-side,
+and forced to realise that they have got themselves into a rather
+humiliating position. We may have seen before now, all of us,
+distinguished cragsmen to whom an ascent of the Weisshorn or Matterhorn
+was but a mere stroll, utterly pounded in botanical expeditions after
+Edelweiss, and compelled to regain a position of security by very
+ungraceful sprawls, or, worse still, have to resort to the unpardonable
+alternative of asking for assistance. It is on such places that the skill
+born of constant practice is best shown in the peasant as contrasted with
+the amateur; but the latter could easily acquire the art, were he not, as
+a rule, too high and mighty to do so. It is a great point, too, if the
+expedition is to be thoroughly enjoyed, to transport one's self over the
+earlier part of the day's climb with the least possible amount of
+exertion. The art possibly resembles that which, I am told, is acquired by
+those of ill-regulated minds, whom the force of circumstances and the
+interests of society compel to exercise themselves for a certain number of
+hours daily in that form of unproductive labour exemplified in the machine
+known as the treadmill. No doubt the very ardent mountaineer might find
+that facilities would be accorded to him during such time as he cannot
+visit the Alps of practising this art in the manner indicated.
+
+(M117)
+
+Before long, the smooth unbroken snow slope leading up to the Col du Mont
+Rouge, glistening like a sheet of amber-coloured satin in the light of
+early dawn, came into sight. One of the party, who had complained
+throughout of the slow pace at which he had been going, and who was
+already far ahead, now went through a singular performance. Conceiving
+that he would stimulate us to greater exertion by displaying his own
+agility, he suddenly shot forth, as an arrow from the bow, and ran at
+great speed on to the snow slope. But he had misjudged the hardness of the
+snow. It fell out, therefore, that after two or three curious flounders
+his limbs suddenly shot out to all points of the compass. A desperate
+effort to recall his members under control resulted only in his suddenly
+coiling up into a little round ball, like a spider in a state of
+nervousness, and in that shape descending with considerable momentum, and
+not a few bumps, down the slope over some knobby stones and on to a
+fortunately placed little grass ledge. When we joined him a few minutes
+later, he observed unblushingly that he had found a capital place for
+breakfast. So have I seen a skater, after performing a few exercises of a
+somewhat violent nature, resembling the dances performed by nigger
+minstrels wearing excessively long boots, suddenly sit down and instantly
+adjust a perfectly correctly applied strap. On resuming our journey the
+agile member was firmly secured with a rope, for fear, as we told him,
+that he should become possessed with a sudden idea to hunt for a suitable
+place for luncheon by resorting to his previous tactics. Somewhat
+crestfallen, he took a place in the rear of the caravan, and condescended
+to make use of the little notches scraped out by the leader in the hard
+snow.
+
+(M118)
+
+A few minutes later the full sunlight of early morning burst upon us, and
+produced, as it always does on such occasions, a feeling of supreme
+contempt for those slothful individuals who had not got up as early as we
+had. This moment of exhilaration is often the very best of a whole
+expedition, and is apt to lead, I know not why, to an ebullition of
+feeling, which usually takes the form of horse-play and practical joking.
+A series of gentle slopes led us up to the Col. Our ascent took us
+gradually round the base of the Ruinette, and we cast anxious glances to
+our right to see if any practicable line of rocks could be made out. The
+mountain is tolerably steep from this side, but the rocks are broken and
+were bare of snow. On the summit of the Col the party divided, the agile
+person and some of the others deciding that they would go straight on to
+Arolla, while Burgener and I bespoke the services of the porter, and made
+straight for the long buttress of rock running down almost directly to the
+Col on the north-west face of the mountain. Half an hour's complicated
+scrambling resulted in our attaining a little level plateau of rock on the
+ridge. As we looked down on to the great snow-field from which the Getroz
+glacier takes its origin, we perceived, far away, the forms of our
+companions looking like a flight of driven grouse about a quarter of a
+minute after the sportsman has missed them with both barrels. No doubt
+they were enjoying themselves thoroughly, but from our point of view the
+sight of some four or five individuals walking along at ten-foot intervals
+with bowed heads and plodding gait did not suggest any very consummate
+pleasure. Rejoicing, therefore, that they were making nice tracks for us
+to follow later in the day, we turned again to the rocks above. Following
+always the ridge, we clambered straight up, and found opportunities for
+very pretty gymnastics (that is, from our own point of view) on this part
+of the mountain. Our object was to select rocks that would give good
+practice in climbing, rather than to pick out the easiest possible line,
+and as a result we got into more than one difficult place, difficult
+enough at any rate to demand much conversation on the part of the guides.
+In about three hours from the Col we found ourselves looking over the
+arete on to the southern side of the mountain with a very compact and
+varied view in all directions. Close by, the long ridge of the Serpentine
+formed a fine foreground, and a wide expanse of glacier district made up a
+tolerably wild panorama. A few minutes' climbing along the crest landed us
+above a deep notch filled in with soft snow. Into this we plunged, and in
+another minute or two stood on the summit of the Ruinette. So far as we
+knew at the time, the mountain had not previously been ascended from the
+northern side, and, indeed, the peak does not appear to be visited nearly
+so often as it deserves. Following for the most part the same line as that
+taken during the ascent, we regained, in about a couple of hours, the Col.
+Here we hunted diligently, seeking what we might devour, and feeling sure
+that our friends would have left us something as a reward for our energy.
+It transpired, however, subsequently, that the agile person's exertions
+had provoked in him such an appetite that there was little if anything to
+leave, so we followed the tracks laid out in the snow, noticing with some
+concern that one member of the previous party had sunk at every step some
+eighteen inches deeper into the soft compound than anybody else. By the
+marks on the snow we perceived, also, that he had trailed his axe along by
+his side, a sure sign of weariness. By sunset we had gained the Pas de
+Chevres, and ran gaily down the gentle slope towards the hotel. A little
+distance from the building we came so suddenly upon a manly form,
+outstretched, like a stranded star-fish, on a mossy bank, that we almost
+leaped upon his stomach. Yet he moved not, and was apparently wrapped in
+slumber. We stopped and crept cautiously up to survey him more closely. It
+was the agile person.
+
+
+
+
+ 2. _A Little Maiden._
+
+
+(M119)
+
+In the old days of mountaineering, Saas was a place more often talked
+about than visited. The beauty of the scenery around was indeed
+unquestionable, the number of expeditions of every degree of difficulty
+seemed almost without limit, first-rate guides could be obtained with
+ease, and yet there was never any difficulty in finding quarters in the
+hotels. In ascending the main valley from Visp the great stream of
+travellers divided at Stalden into a large stream that made its way to
+Zermatt and a little rivulet that meandered along the much finer valley
+towards Saas and the Mattmark. It thus fell out that, notwithstanding a
+small body of indefatigable mountaineers had explored the higher peaks and
+passes on both sides of the valley with tolerable completeness, there was
+left a considerable number of smaller expeditions capable of providing
+good amusement for the climber desirous of acquiring fame or of exploring
+the less known districts. In these days, when the soaring ambition of
+mountaineers has led them to climb heights far greater than any found in
+the Alps, an account of an expedition of an unimportant peak may seem out
+of place. Indeed, its details were so devoid of sensational incident that
+the recital may be dull; but, as will appear directly, that is not the
+writer's fault; at any rate, he ventures to give it, for the same reason
+that invariably prompts youthful authors to write unnecessary books; that
+is, as they say in their preface, to supply a want long felt--a want, it
+may be stated, usually felt in their own pockets and nowhere else.
+
+With every respect to the older generation of mountaineers, they are much
+to blame in one matter. The stock of Alpine jokes is scanty; indeed, a
+well-read author can get them all, with a little arrangement, into the
+compass of one short description of a day in the mountains. Again, the
+number of Alpine subjects lending themselves to facetiousness is but
+small. The supply has been proved beyond question entirely inadequate to
+meet the demand, but former writers have recklessly drawn on this limited
+stock and entirely exhausted the topics, if not the readers. Some
+allowance may therefore be made when the position is considered, and it is
+realised that the writer is endeavouring to patch together a fabric with
+materials almost too threadbare for use, and that he is compelled wholly
+to pass by such attractive topics as the early start and consequent
+ill-temper, the dirty porter, the bergschrund, the use of tobacco, or the
+flea. The last-mentioned beast is in fact now universally prohibited from
+intrusion into polite Alpine literature; he has had his day. But why? he
+has surely some right to the place. An eminent French composer(6) has
+written a ballad in his honour; but though, as old Hans Andersen wrote, he
+was much thought of at one time, and occupied a high position, seeing that
+he was in the habit of mixing with the human race, and might even have
+royal blood in his veins, yet he is now deposed. I cannot forbear from
+paying a last tribute to the memory of a departing, though formerly
+constant, companion. To find oneself obliged to cut the acquaintance of a
+friend whom I have fed with my own hand must give rise to some qualms.
+
+Unfortunately, too, the older writings are too well known of many to be
+dished up again in altered form, like a Sunday dinner in the suburbs; so
+that even the most common form of originality, videlicet, forgetfulness of
+the source from which you are borrowing, is forbidden. Plagiarism is a
+crime that seldom is allowed to pass undetected. There are many people in
+this world possessed of such a small amount of originality themselves,
+that they spend their whole time in searching for the want of that quality
+in others. The human inhabitants of the ark, unless they made the most of
+their unexampled opportunities for the study of natural history, must have
+become desperately bored with each other, and no doubt, when set free,
+said all the good things, each in their own independent nucleus of
+commencing society, which they had heard while immured. On the whole, it
+is fortunate for writers that the period known as the dark ages came to
+pass; it allowed those who commenced their career on this side of the
+hiatus to make, on the old lines, a perfectly fresh start.
+
+(M120)
+
+Perhaps no country in the world has had the minute topography of its
+uninhabited districts so thoroughly worked out as Switzerland. Beyond
+question the orography is more accurately given than anywhere else; in
+this respect, indeed, no other country can compare with it. It might seem,
+even to those who have studied the matter, almost impossible to find any
+corner of the Alps that has not been described; and the discovery that a
+few superficial square yards of Swiss territory, arranged on an incline,
+had not been discussed in detail came upon the writer with somewhat of a
+shock. It was clearly somebody's duty to rectify the omission and fill the
+gap; whether the expedition was of importance from any point of view, or
+whether any one in the wide world had the smallest desire to read a
+description of it, was a matter of no moment whatever. There was a vacuum,
+and it was a thing abhorrent. The mountain, to which reference is made
+above, lies east of Saas, and is known to such of the inhabitants as have
+any knowledge of geography as the Portienhorn. Substantially this peak is
+the highest point of a long rocky ridge running north and south, and
+called the Portien Grat.
+
+(M121)
+
+One fine evening we sat outside the inn at Saas just before dinner,
+seriously discussing the prospect of climbing this mountain. The guides
+were of opinion that we ought to sleep out, and surmised that the rocks
+might be found much more difficult than they looked. With some reluctance
+on our part their views were allowed to prevail on the point, and they
+started off in triumph, promising to return and report when all the
+necessary preparations for starting should be completed, while we went in
+to prepare ourselves for the next day by an early dinner. The inn in those
+days was somewhat rude, and the cuisine was not remarkable save for the
+extraordinary faculty possessed by the chef for cooking anything that
+happened to come in his way, and reducing it all to the same level of
+tastelessness. On the present occasion, however, stimulated, no doubt, by
+certain critical rebukes, he had determined to surpass himself. Towards
+the end of the repast, as we sat chewing some little wooden toothpicks,
+which were found to have more flavour than anything else placed on the
+table, we heard the chef cross the yard and go into a certain little
+outhouse. A few minutes later a subtle and delicate aroma made its way
+into the apartment, leading us, after a few interrogative sniffs, to get
+up and close the window. Gradually the savour became more pronounced, and
+one of the party gave expression to his opinion that there was now
+satisfactory proof of the accuracy of his constant statement that the
+drains were out of order. Gradually intensifying, the savour assumed the
+decided character of a smell, and we looked out of window to see in which
+direction the cemetery lay. Stronger and stronger grew the perception as
+steps came mounting up the stairs; the door opened, and all doubt was set
+at rest as the chef entered, bearing proudly a large cheese. In a moment,
+to his dismay, he was left undisputed master of the apartment.
+
+(M122)
+
+We left Saas equipped as for a serious expedition. A stout rustic, who was
+the most preternaturally ugly man I ever saw, led the way; he had a very
+large mouth and an odd-shaped face, so that he resembled a frog with a
+skewer wedged across inside his cheeks. On his back he bore a bag full of
+very spiky straw, which the guides said was a mattress. In about an hour's
+time we arrived at a carelessly built chalet on the Almagel Alp, of which
+the outside was repulsive and the inside revolting. But the experienced
+mountaineer, on such occasions, is not easily put out, and exhibits very
+little astonishment at anything he may see, and none at anything that he
+may smell. The hut consisted of a single apartment, furnished with a
+fireplace and a bed. The fireplace was situated in the centre of the room;
+the couch was separated by a dilapidated hoarding from a shed tenanted by
+a cow of insatiable appetite--indeed, it may have been originally designed
+as a manger. The bed, which accommodated apparently the family of the
+tenant, was found on actual measurement to be forty-eight inches in length
+and twenty in width; nevertheless the two guides packed themselves into
+it, adopting in their recumbent position the theory that if you keep your
+head and your feet warm you are all right. By the flickering gleams of
+firelight it could be perceived through the smoke that these were the only
+portions of their frames actually in the bed owing to its excessive
+shortness; but guides share, with babies in perambulators, a happy faculty
+of being able to sleep peacefully whatever be the position of their heads.
+The dispossessed family of the tenant would not submit, notwithstanding
+strong remarks, to summary eviction, and watched our proceedings with much
+interest. It was pointed out to them that curiosity was a vicious quality,
+that it had been defined as looking over other people's affairs and
+overlooking one's own, and that, on the whole, they had better retire,
+which they did reluctantly, to a little shed in which was a large copper
+pot with other cheese-making accessories. Apparently they spent the night
+in scouring the copper pot.
+
+The mattress proved to be so tightly packed that it was easier, on the
+whole, to lie awake under it than to sleep on the top of it, and less
+painful. About 4 A.M. one of the guides incautiously moved his head, and
+having thus disturbed his equilibrium fell heavily on to the floor.
+Thereupon he woke up and said it was time to start. We bade a cheerful
+adieu to our host, who was obtaining such repose as could be got by the
+process of leaning against the doorpost, and made our way upwards.
+
+On the south side of the Portienhorn a long and rough rocky ridge,
+preserving a tolerably uniform height, extends as far as the Sonnighorn.
+Ultimately the ridge, still running in a southerly direction, curves
+slightly round to the west up to the Monte Moro, and thus forms the head
+of the Saas valley. There are several unimportant peaks in this ridge
+perhaps equally worthy, with the Portienhorn, of a place in literature;
+but of all the points south of the Weissmies this Portienhorn is perhaps
+the most considerable, and certainly the most difficult of access. At any
+rate, we climbed the peak, and this is how we did it.
+
+(M123)
+
+It was clear that the southern ridge was more feasible than the northern
+one, which drops to a col known as the Zwischbergen Pass, and then rises
+again to merge into the mass of the Weissmies. The whole of the western
+slope of the Portienhorn is covered by the Rothblatt Glacier, the ice of
+which is plastered up against its sides. We kept to the left of the
+termination of this glacier, and after a brief look round turned our steps
+away from the rock buttress forming the northern boundary of the glacier,
+though we were of opinion that we might by this line ascend the mountain;
+but we nevertheless selected the southern ridge, on the same principle
+that the sportsman, perfectly capable of flying across any obstacle,
+however high, sometimes, out of consideration no doubt for his horse,
+elects to follow somebody else through a gap. In good time we reached a
+point about halfway up the side of the mountain, and halted at the upper
+edge of a sloping patch of snow. It was fortunate that we had ample time
+to spare, for considerable delay was experienced here. Burgener had become
+newly possessed of a remarkable knife, which he was perpetually taking out
+of his pocket and admiring fondly; in fact, it provided material for
+conversation to the guides for the whole day. The knife was an intricate
+article, and strikingly useless, being weak in the joints; but
+nevertheless Burgener was vastly proud of the weapon, and valued it as
+much as an ugly man does a compliment. In the middle of breakfast the
+treasure suddenly slipped out of his hand, and started off down the slope.
+With a yell of anguish he bounded off after it, and went down the rocks in
+a manner and at a pace that only a guide in a state of excitement can
+exhibit. The incident was trivial, but it impressed on me the
+extraordinary powers of sure-footedness and quickness on rocks that a good
+guide possesses. An amateur might have climbed after these men the whole
+day, and have thought that he was nearly as good as they, but he could no
+more have gone down a couple of hundred feet as this guide did without
+committing suicide, than he could have performed a double-three backwards
+the first time he put on skates. He might, indeed, have gone backwards,
+but he would not have achieved his double-three. Turning northwards the
+moment we were on the arete, we made our way, with a good deal of
+scrambling, upwards. The rocks were firm and good, and, being dry, gave no
+great difficulty. Still they were far from easy, and now and again there
+were short passages sufficiently troublesome to yield the needed charm to
+a mountain climb, difficult enough at any rate to make us leave our axes
+behind and move one at a time. But how have the times altered since our
+expedition was made! Nowadays such a climb would be more fitly mentioned
+casually after dinner as "a nice little walk before church," "a capital
+after-breakfast scramble," "a stroll strongly recommended to persons of an
+obese habit," and so forth. Nevertheless, there is a very distinct
+pleasure in climbing up a peak of this sort--greater, perhaps, than may be
+found on many of the more highly rated, formidable, and, if the truth be
+told, fashionable mountains; for the expedition was throughout
+interesting, and the contrast between the view to the west where the
+Mischabelhoerner reared up their massive forms, and to the east looking
+towards Domo d'Ossola and the Italian lake district, was one to repay a
+climber who has eyes as well as limbs. The crest was in places tolerably
+sharp, and we were forced at times to adopt the expedient, conventionally
+supposed to be the only safe one in such cases, of bestriding the rock
+edge. It should be stated, however, that, as usual on such occasions, when
+we desired to progress we discarded this position, and made our way
+onwards in the graceful attitude observed at the seaside in those who are
+hunting on the sand for marine specimens. And thus we arrived ultimately
+at the top, where we gave way to a properly regulated amount of subdued
+enthusiasm, proportionate to the difficulty and height of the vanquished
+mountain. No trace of previous travellers could be found on the summit. It
+was a maiden ascent. Doubtless the mythical and ubiquitous chamois-hunter
+had been up before us, for at the time I write of the district was noted
+for chamois; but even if he had, it makes no difference. We have found it
+long since necessary to look upon ascents stated to have been made by
+chamois-hunters as counting for nothing, and in the dearth of new peaks in
+the Alps, have to resort to strange devices and strained ideas for
+novelty. Thus, a mountain in the present day can be the means of bringing
+glory and honour to many climbers. For instance:--
+
+A climbs it First ascent.
+B ascends it First recorded ascent.
+C goes up it First ascent from the other side.
+D combines A and C's First time that the peak has been "colled."
+ expedition
+E scrambles up the First ascent by the E.N.E. arete.
+ wrong way
+F climbs it in the First ascent by an Englishman, or first
+ ordinary way ascent without guides.
+G is dragged up by his First real ascent; because all the others
+ guides were ignorant of the topographical details,
+ and G's peak is nearly three feet higher than
+ any other point.
+
+Many more might be added; probably in the future many more will, for, in
+modern mountaineering phrase, the Portienhorn "goes all over." By 4 P.M.
+we were back again in the Saas valley.
+
+It seems, as I write, only yesterday that all this happened. But a regular
+revolution has really taken place. There can be no question, I think, that
+fewer real mountaineers are to be found in the old "playground" than
+formerly. Still, there are not wanting climbers, all of them apparently of
+the first rank. For among the high Alps now, even as on the dramatic stage
+of to-day, there are no amateurs.
+
+(M124)
+
+A curious human fungus that has grown up suddenly of late is the
+emancipated schoolboy spoken of by a certain, principally feminine, clique
+of admirers as "such a wonderful actor, you know." Very learned is he in
+the technicalities of the stage. The perspiring audience in the main
+drawing-room he alludes to as "those in front." He knows what "battens"
+are, and "flies," and "tormentors," and "spider-traps." He endeavours to
+imitate well-known actors, but does not imitate the laborious process by
+which these same artists arrive at successful results. But we all know
+him, and are aware also, at any rate by report, of his overweening vanity,
+and the manner in which he intrudes his conception of "Hamlet" or
+"Richelieu" on a longsuffering public. Without the slightest knowledge
+technically of how to walk, talk, sit down, go off, or come on, he rushes
+on the boards possessed solely of such qualifications for his task as may
+arise in a brain fermenting with conceit. Critics he regards as persons
+existing solely for the purpose of crushing him, and showing ill-tempered
+hostility born of envy. The judicious, if they accept and weakly avail
+themselves of orders, can but grieve and marvel that there should exist
+that curious state of folly which prompts a man to exhibit it before the
+world, or even to thrust it upon his fellow-creatures. Some men are born
+foolish--a pity, no doubt, but the circumstances are beyond their own
+control; some achieve a reputation for lack of wisdom, and even make it
+pay; but some thrust their folly on others, and to such no quarter need be
+given. The self-constituted exponent of a most difficult art is not a whit
+more ridiculous than the boy or man who rushes at a difficult peak before
+he has learnt the elements of mountaineering science. A man may become a
+good amateur actor if he will consent to devote his leisure to
+ascertaining what there is to learn, and trying to learn it; and a man may
+become a good mountaineer by adopting the same line of action. But this is
+rarely the case. Too often they forget that, as a late president of the
+Alpine Club remarked, "life is a great opportunity, not to be thrown away
+lightly." It is said sometimes by unreflecting persons that such
+institutions as the Alpine Club are responsible for the misfortunes and
+calamities that have arisen from time to time, and may still arise. But
+there has been a good example set if recruits would only turn to it; for
+the mountaineers in the old style, speaking of a generation that climbs
+but little in these days, did what it is the fashion now to call their
+"work" thoroughly--too thoroughly and completely, perhaps, to please
+altogether their successors. Novelty in the mountains of Switzerland may
+be exhausted, but there are still too many expeditions of which, because
+they have been done once or twice, the danger is not adequately
+recognised. If these remarks, written in no captious spirit, but rather
+with the strongest desire to lay stress on truths that are too often
+ignored, should lead any aspiring but unpractised mountaineer to pause and
+reflect before he tries something beyond his strength and capabilities,
+some little good will at least have been done. It is not that the rules
+are unknown; they are simple, short, ready to hand, and intelligible; but
+the penalty that may be exacted for breaking any of them is a terribly
+heavy one--_absit omen._
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VIII.
+
+
+ A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY
+
+
+ Long "waits" and entr'actes--The Mont Buet as an unknown
+ mountain--We hire carriages--A digression on a stationary vehicle--A
+ straggling start--The incomplete moralist--The niece to the
+ moralist--A discourse on gourmets--An artistic interlude--We become
+ thoughtful, and reach the height of sentiment and the top of the
+ Mont Buet--Some other members of the party--The mountaineers
+ perform--How glissading ambition did o'erleap itself--A vision on
+ the summit--The moralist leaves us for a while--Entertainment at the
+ Berard Chalet--View of the Aiguille Verte--The end of the journey.
+
+
+A fair critic--in the matter of sex--discussing a recently published work
+with the author, remarked that it was the most charming book she had ever
+read. "I was told it would not interest me," she remarked most seriously
+to him, "but really I found it delightful: there are such lovely wide
+margins to the pages, you know." On much the same principle a highly
+intelligent lady, noted for her theatrical discrimination, once remarked
+that she liked those theatres best which afforded the longest entr'actes.
+So in the Alps we felt from time to time the necessity, between the more
+stirring episodes resulting from higher mountaineering, to interpose minor
+expeditions, on which no less care and thought was often lavished to make
+them worthy of pursuit. These were our entr'actes. Of such expeditions it
+is customary to say that they are the most enjoyable of any undertaken.
+Without going so far as this, it may be conceded that they have a pleasure
+of their own, and it is at least no more difficult to discover a novel
+form of sub-Alpine expedition than to vary the details of a big climb. One
+of these episodes, undertaken while we were barred from the higher
+mountains by a fall of snow, consisted in a night attack on the Mont Buet.
+
+(M125)
+
+Now the Mont Buet, although it lies close to the regular highway to
+Chamouni from the Rhone valley, is a peak but rarely even seen of the
+ordinary tourist; and, considering the numbers of our countrymen that
+flock to the village whence they imagine that they see the summit of Mont
+Blanc, the English folk who make the ascent are strangely few. Yet the
+walk is not a laborious one; not more fatiguing, for example, than the
+tramp from Martigny to Chamouni over the Col de Balme on a hot day.
+Fashion in the mountains is very conservative, and probably it is too late
+in the day now to hope that this mountain will ever gain all the
+reputation it deserves, for, though comparatively unknown, its praises
+have been by no means left unsung. Possibly the lowness of the guides'
+tariff for the peak may have something to do with the matter, and may
+serve to explain why it is so much left out in the cold; for this is a
+very potent agent in determining the attractiveness of special localities.
+How many go to Chamouni, and never wander along one of the most beautiful
+sylvan paths in the Alps, that leads to the Glacier des Bossons through
+the woods, where the view, as the spectator suddenly finds himself
+confronted with the huge stream of pure glacier, topped by a most
+magnificent ice-fall, and backed by the crags of the Aiguille du Midi,
+compares by no means unfavourably with the more frequently photographed
+panorama from the Montanvert. Ask a dozen persons at haphazard who are
+staying at Chamouni where the Mont Buet is, and ten out of the number will
+be unable to answer you. But the pictures hung on the line are not
+invariably the best in an exhibition; and the Mont Buet is a masterpiece,
+so to speak, "skied."
+
+(M126)
+
+Our party that summer at Chamouni was a large one, for we had stayed a
+long time in the hotel, and knew, as the phrase goes, a great many to
+speak to--quite a different thing to answering for them. We conceived the
+plan of so timing our modest expedition as to arrive on the summit of the
+Mont Buet about sunset. It was agreed by some members of the party that it
+would be "such fun, you know," to come down in the dark. The inference to
+be gathered from this is that the party was not exclusively composed of
+the male sex. Two of us, reputed to be good at a bargain, were deputed to
+charter carriages to convey the members of the expedition up to
+Argentiere, where the ascent commenced. The carriages of Chamouni, though
+no doubt practical and well suited to the mountain roads, were not found
+to be of uniform excellence. Availing ourselves of a proper introduction,
+we made the temporary acquaintance of an individual interested officially
+in vehicular traffic, who possessed that remarkable insight into character
+noticeable in all who are concerned with horses, and knew exactly what we
+wanted without any preliminary explanation on our part. "Voila votre
+affaire," he said, and indicated a machine that would have been out of
+date when the first _char-a-banc_ was constructed. We inquired if the
+somewhat unsavoury load (it had, apparently, been in recent requisition
+for farming purposes) which the cart contained might be removed, and he
+said there was no objection to this. "See," said the proprietor, "the
+seats have backs." "But they tip up," we remonstrated. "That is nothing,"
+rejoined the proprietor; "they can be tied down: the carriage is good, and
+has gone many miles. However, Monsieur is evidently particular; he shall
+be satisfied. Behold!" and the proprietor threw open the creaking door of
+a shed, and revealed to our gaze a pretentious landau with faded linings
+and wheels which did not seem to be circular. This "machine," he assured
+us, it would be hard to equal for locomotive purposes. Two strange beasts
+were connected to it, chiefly, as it seemed, by bits of string. One of the
+animals was supported on two very puffy hind legs and two very tremulous
+fore-legs, and seemed perpetually on the point of going down on its knees
+to supplicate that it might be allowed to go no further. Its companion was
+a horse of the most gloomy nature, that no amount of chastisement could
+stir from a despondent and pensive frame of mind. Both these treasures had
+a capacity for detecting an upward incline that was marvellously acute.
+Then there was a structure like a magnified perambulator, of which one
+wheel was afflicted with a chronic propensity for squeaking, while the
+other described a curious serpentine track as it rolled along. Not being,
+however, in any particular hurry, we decided to avail ourselves of such
+assistance as these vehicles might afford, and did, as a matter of fact,
+ultimately reach our destination, if not in, at least with them.
+
+(M127)
+
+From Argentiere we followed the familiar track of the Tete Noire for some
+little distance, and then bore away to the left up the valley leading
+towards the Berard Chalet. The party, which had kept well together for the
+first few minutes after parting with the carriages, were soon straggling
+off in every direction, and the chief organiser of the expedition,
+desperately anxious lest some should go astray and be no more found, ran
+to and fro from one little group to another, and got into a highly
+excitable frame of mind, like a busily minded little dog when first taken
+out for a walk. Chief among the more erratic members was an elderly person
+who had, unwisely, been asked to join the party for no very definite
+reason, but because some one had said that it would be obviously
+incomplete without him. The old gentleman had no previous experience of
+mountain walks, but had very complete theories on the subject. He had made
+great preparations for his day's climb, had carefully dieted himself the
+day previously, and was not a little proud of his equipment and attire. He
+was furnished with a spiked umbrella, a green tin box, and a particularly
+thin pair of boots; for he wished to prove the accuracy of a theory that
+man, being descended from the apes, might properly use his feet as
+prehensile members, and he held that this additional aid would prove
+valuable on rocks. It was currently reported, notwithstanding his
+loquacity, that he was a very wise person, and indeed he dropped hints
+himself, which he was much annoyed if we did not take, on the subject of a
+projected literary work. We were given to understand that the publishers
+were all hankering after the same, and he had a manner in conversation of
+tentatively quoting passages and watching eagerly for the effects. He was
+known to us as the incomplete moralist, and proved to be a very didactic
+person.
+
+(M128)
+
+But this was not all; there was one other member of the party, who may be
+described, as in the old-fashioned list of the "Dramatis Personae," as
+"niece to the moralist." Somehow or another, she seemed to lead
+everything; instinctively all gave way to her wishes, and even the chief
+organiser looked to her for confirmation of his opinions before
+enunciating them with decision. Bright, impulsive, wilful, she led the
+moralist, subjectively speaking, whither she would, and he had no chance
+at all. "She ought not to have come at all on such an expedition," he
+said, looking at the light, fragile form ahead; "but you know you can't
+persuade a butterfly to take systematic exercise, and everything seems to
+give her so much pleasure;" and here the moralist looked rather wistful,
+and somehow the artificiality seemed to fade away from him for the moment.
+"Such of us," he resumed, "as stay long enough in this world cease to have
+much hopefulness; and when that quality shows up too strong in the young,
+such as that child yonder, somehow I don't think they often----" Here he
+paused abruptly, and, selecting a meat lozenge from a store in his tin
+box, put it into his mouth and apparently swallowed it at once; at any
+rate, he gulped down something. It must be allowed that the moralist had
+done his best to prevent his charge from accompanying the party. She had
+been reminded of what learned doctors had said, that she was not to exert
+herself; that certain persons, vaguely alluded to, would be very angry,
+and so forth. The moralist had been talked down in two minutes. He might
+as well have pointed out to the little budding leaflets the unwisdom of
+mistaking warm days in March for commencing summer; and, finally, he had
+surrendered at discretion, fencing himself in with some stipulations as to
+warm cloaks, "this once only," and the like, which he knew would not be
+attended to. So she came, and her eager brightness shed a radiance over
+the most commonplace objects, and infected the most prosaic of the party,
+even a young lady of varied accomplishments, who distinguished herself
+later on. After all, if the flame burned a little more brightly at the
+expense of a limited stock of fuel, was there anything to regret? Tone
+down such brightness as hers was, and you have but an uncut diamond, or a
+plant that may possibly last a little longer because its blossom, its
+fruit, and with them its beauties, have been cut off to preserve the dull
+stem to the utmost. Check the natural characteristics and outflow of such
+natures, and you force them to the contemplation of what is painful and
+gloomy. You bring them back fully to this world, and it is their greatest
+privilege to be but half in it, and to have eyes blind to the seamy side.
+The Alpine rose-glow owes its fascination to the fact that we know it will
+soon fade. So is it with these natures. They are to be envied. We may hold
+it truth with him who sings, "Better fifty years of Europe than a cycle of
+Cathay." But the parallel is not strictly true: the brightness will not
+fade, but will be there to the end, and the streak of sadness running
+through it all gives the fascination. So the wit that approaches nearest
+to pathos touches us most deeply, and is one of the rarest of intellectual
+talents. With what a thrill of mixed, but yet pleasurable, sensation do we
+recall the timely jest of a lost friend. But all this has nothing to do
+with a holiday expedition in the Alps. Still, it must be remembered, we
+were on a sentimental journey in the mountains.
+
+Before long the chief organiser, seizing an opportunity when most of the
+stragglers were within earshot, announced at the top of his voice that
+luncheon would be served on certain flat rocks. This had the immediate
+effect of uniting our scattered forces. The first to arrive (the moralist
+was slow of foot) were some gallant members of the high mountaineering
+fraternity, who throughout the day evinced astounding activity, and an
+unwonted desire to carry burdens on their backs. Secretly they were
+burning with an ambition to display their prowess on some "mauvais pas,"
+or glissade, an ambition rewarded later on in a somewhat remarkable
+manner. The rock was spread, the moralist selected a comfortable place,
+and, stimulated by the appearance of the viands, favoured us with certain
+extracts.
+
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+
+"There are many," he observed, holding a large piece of pie to his mouth
+and eyeing it to select an appropriate place for the next bite, "who hold
+that the sense of taste is not one to which we should much minister. I do
+not hold with such;" and here he found the right spot, and for a minute or
+two the thread of his discourse was broken off. "The painter blends
+colours to please the sense of sight; the musician studies harmonies of
+sound to please the ear; each appeals to but one of our imperfect senses,
+and yet we think much of them for so doing; we compliment them, and give
+them the appellation of artists. Now the worthy person who dexterously
+compounded this article, of which, alas! I hold now but little in my hand,
+appeals not to a single but to a twofold sense; he ministers alike to
+taste and to smell, and I must own, after a toilsome walk, with
+commendable results. He is an artist in the highest sense of the word; his
+merits, to my thinking, are but inadequately recognised in this world. I
+am convinced that they will be more so in another. The gourmet's paradise
+shall provide for him a cherubic state of existence; then shall he have
+all the pleasure that the palate can afford without any ill-omened presage
+of subsequent discomfort; for, thrice happy that he will be, digestion
+will be an anatomical impossibility." It may be remarked parenthetically
+that the possession of a gigantic brain had not obviated, in the case of
+the moralist, the deleterious effects of sour wine. But the moralist was
+not, as yet, much of a cherub.
+
+As the speaker showed unmistakable signs of continuing his discourse,
+which had been chiefly directed at a youth of whom we only knew that he
+was some one's brother, if the opportunity were afforded, a sudden and
+general move was made, and the proposal that a short adjournment should
+take place previous to resuming our upward journey found instant favour.
+The chief organiser was by common consent left to pack up. Straightway the
+ladies all produced little sketch-books, and fell very vigorously to
+recording their impressions of the scenery around; whilst the moralist,
+already somewhat stiff, wandered from one group to the other and favoured
+them with his suggestions. The result of half an hour's work with pencil
+and brush was to produce diagrams of certain objects which looked
+uncommonly like telegraph poles with cross bars attached, but which were
+coloured of a vivid green, and were thus obviously intended for fir trees.
+The moralist, not finding that his remarks were met with much favour by
+the artists, selected an ascetic who sat apart from the others, and
+delivered his next discourse into his inattentive but uncomplaining ear.
+
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+
+"It seems strange to me," he remarked, "that those who are wholly unable
+to depict, even in the most elementary manner, the commonplace objects
+around them, are for ever seen in the Alps striving after the most
+impossible art problems. If so great a stimulus is needed, a poor result
+may be confidently anticipated." (Here the moralist made a fourth attempt
+to light a very curious native cigar.) "If it takes the sight of Nature in
+her sublimest phase, as seen in the Alps, to stimulate our friends here to
+show their art, why, then they haven't much of it. A milestone should be
+sufficient for the purpose, but it seems that they require a Matterhorn;
+and it may be gathered, from what I have heard you and your companions
+say, that what is true of Alpine art is true also of Alpine climbing, and
+that the _dilettanti_ will never take the trouble to learn how much there
+is to learn. Our friends here try to paint a glacier, and have not the
+most elementary idea of its anatomy. They represent vast panoramas, and
+know nothing of distance; they----" But here the moralist, in the excitement
+of his discourse, turned a little white, probably from the depth of his
+feelings; and, throwing away his cigar, walked off alone, and was
+discovered shortly after perspiring a good deal, and crumpled up in a
+somewhat limp and helpless state.
+
+The books were packed up, for the sun was setting low, and the party
+wended their way up the steep grass slope till the first great dome of the
+Mont Buet came well into sight. Far ahead was the niece, seemingly
+unconscious of the effects that the exertion of climbing told on her
+slight frame. She was apparently unaware of any companions around, though
+watchful eyes and strong hands were always near lest any mischance should
+befall. She spoke to no one. Nature absorbed all her faculties as she went
+on with cheeks rather flushed, and bright, dilated eyes drinking in every
+object and every point of beauty. As an artist in the exercise of his
+craft makes the outside world acquainted with beauties ever present to his
+eyes, so did the effect on her of the wondrous lights and shades and
+colours around call up new thoughts and reveal fresh marvels in the
+panorama to others, though well acquainted with such Alpine scenes. The
+spell caught one after another, till the whole party, all held by the same
+unsuspected fascination, walked silently on, while the majestic splendour
+around inspired an awe in the mind that even those most familiar with the
+marvels of nature in the mountains had never felt before. The mere
+recognition of the fact that the same thought or emotion is passing
+simultaneously through the minds of many is in itself so striking, that
+the impression so caused will not ever be effaced from the mind. A crowded
+hall is waiting for the advent of the orator of the occasion, and there
+enters an old man whose name and work were familiar to all. Instantly, and
+as if by magic, all present rose to their feet in token of respect. No
+word was spoken, no signal given. The matter may seem slight, but the
+scene was one that those present will never forget. The most hideous part
+of the punishment in the old days to the criminal must have been the
+moment when, as he stepped through the last door, the sea of faces below
+him upturned simultaneously with a howl of execration. And all these
+thoughts were called up by the fact that one consumptive girl was a member
+of our mountain party. Well, such was the case, and it made the expedition
+different in many ways from any that we had ever undertaken, but not
+perhaps the less worthy of remembrance.
+
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+
+"It looks a long way off," observed the moralist, gazing despondently
+upwards. "Do you say that the object of our expedition is to climb up to
+that eminence yonder? I fear lest some of the weaker members of the party
+should fail." (The moralist was now the penultimate member of the party,
+the absolute rear being brought up by one of the guides, who was pushing
+him up with the head of his axe. The youth to whom he was in the habit of
+addressing his discourses had in a revengeful mood offered similar
+assistance; but the youth wore such a saturnine look when he made the
+suggestion, that it was declined hastily with thanks.) "I think that if I
+took a little wine"--here he took all that was left--"this feeling of
+disinclination to move might conceivably pass off, and I could then
+encourage some of the others on what is clearly to them an arduous
+expedition. Ah me! but these little stones are excessively sharp to the
+feet; let us turn off on to the snow. I have heard that it is possible to
+walk uphill on such a medium, and yet scarce recognise the fact." By this
+time most of the party were well on to the first summit, and the glories
+of the sunset, from a point of view which it would be hard to match in all
+the mountains, were beginning to display themselves to the full. The
+higher we ascended the more did the eternal mass of white snow on the
+other side of the valley develop and tower above us. Two or three of the
+more active members were floundering in the deep snow along the ridge
+uniting the two summits, and finding it, if the truth be told, no small
+matter to keep pace with the niece, who skimmed lightly over the surface.
+Gallantry and the desire to keep up their reputation forbade that they
+should fall to the rear, or allow the rope to tighten unduly; but their
+superior mountaineering experience seemed not a little in danger of being
+counterbalanced by their superior weight. All over the rocks on the Sixt
+side a thin grey veil of mist seemed to hang, making the cliffs appear
+still more vertical than nature had moulded them, and tinting the crags at
+the same time with a deep purple colour.
+
+ [Illustration: A VISION ON A SUMMIT]
+
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+
+In the foreground, looking south, the long jagged line of the Aiguilles
+Rouges cut off the view into the Chamouni valley, and threw up still
+higher and more into relief the minor peaks of the Mont Blanc chain. We
+huddled together on the summit, while there seemed hardly time to turn to
+all points of the compass to survey the effects. The emotional members of
+the party came out strong, and the young lady of varied accomplishments,
+who was adjudged by the others to be of poetic temperament, as she was
+fond of alluding rather vaguely to unknown Italian geniuses, burst forth
+into ecstasies. However, one or two of us had rather lost faith in her
+historical knowledge and her profound acquaintance with mediaeval art on
+hearing her discourse learnedly to the vacuous youth on Savonarola as an
+artist of great repute, and on discovering that in the family circle she
+was held in submission by an Italianised English governess--discreetly left
+at the hotel. A formidable person, this preceptress, of austere demeanour,
+with a dyspeptic habit, highly pomatumed ringlets, and evangelistic
+tendencies--a triple combination not infrequently met with. Still, no one
+paid any attention to the accomplished young lady, for an object in the
+foreground of the great picture riveted the gaze of most of us. The niece
+had advanced a few steps from the rest of the party, and stood a little
+apart on the summit ridge of the mountain, her slight form brought out in
+strong relief against the many-tinted sky. The folds of her dress
+fluttered back in the light breeze, and the night wind as it came sighing
+over the crest had loosened her veil and tossed it upwards. Mechanically
+as she raised her hand to draw it back, the thin arm and hand seemed to
+point upwards to something beyond what we could see. Instinctively the
+others all drew back a few paces, and closed in together as they watched
+the motionless form. The sunset glories were more than we could realise,
+but somehow we felt that she was gazing with fixed eyes far, far beyond
+these--into a pure and passionless region, beyond the mental grasp of the
+profoundest theologian depending on his own acquired knowledge. As we
+looked, though she moved no limb, her breath came faster and faster. One
+or two of us made a start forwards, but at that moment the last red glow
+vanished from the belt of fleecy cloud hanging in mid-sky. Lower down, the
+limestone cliffs seemed strangely desolate as the icy hand of night spread
+over them. The breeze suddenly dropped and died away. She stamped her foot
+on the snow, and with a quick movement of the head seemed to come back
+again to the scene around. "Let us go," she said, half petulantly.
+Silently the party arranged themselves in order as we wended our way back
+along the ridge. We had seen a sight that lingered in the mind, and that
+was not easily to be erased from the memory. As we walked along we
+gradually drew closer and closer together, prompted by some feeling that
+all seemed to share alike--as if the recollection of what we had just seen
+had dazed the mind, and brought us face to face with some influence beyond
+our ordinary thoughts, and as if with nearer union we should not feel so
+powerless and insignificant. But the glories of that sunset from the Mont
+Buet, a scene within the reach of all of very moderate walking ability,
+were far beyond the power of any language to describe, and beyond the
+province of any discreet writer to attempt. The twilight gathered in fast,
+and the snow already felt more crisp under foot. The roll-call was held,
+and it was discovered that the only absentees were the moralist and his
+propelling companion. At this point two of the skilled mountaineers of the
+party recognised their opportunity, and were not slow to seize it.
+Secretly they had felt that no suitable occasion had hitherto offered of
+displaying their prowess, so they volunteered to perform a glissade for
+the amusement and instruction of the others. The ladies clapped their
+hands gleefully, and the youth, who did not know how to glissade, looked
+sinister. Accordingly the skilful ones made their way to a steep snow
+slope, and started off with great speed and dexterity, amidst the admiring
+plaudits of the less acrobatically minded members. But the course of their
+true descent did not run entirely smooth, for before half the downward
+journey was accomplished the foremost member was observed suddenly to
+propel himself wildly into the air, performing a remarkable antic--similar
+to those known of street Arabs as cart-wheels--and the remainder of the
+journey to the foot of the slope was performed with about the grace of a
+floating log descending a mountain torrent. Nor was this all; the rearmost
+man, apparently also possessed by an identical frenzy, leaped forth into
+the air at precisely the same spot and in precisely the same manner. Had
+it not been that they were known to be highly skilful and adroit
+mountaineers the impression might have gained ground that the
+circumstances of this part of the descent were not wholly under their own
+control. Ever anxious to investigate the true cause of strange
+occurrences, to their credit be it said that when they had collected their
+wits and emptied their pockets of snow, they mounted up again to the scene
+of the disaster, and discovered the explanation in an entirely imaginary
+stone, which had, beyond doubt, tripped them up.
+
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+
+Somewhat crestfallen, the energetic pair rejoined the rest of the troupe
+and a search was instituted for the moralist. This worthy was discovered,
+astonishingly weary of body but surprisingly active of mind, wedged in a
+narrow rocky niche, so that he looked like the figure of a little "Joss"
+in the carved model of a Japanese temple. It was found necessary to pull
+him vigorously by the legs, in order to straighten out those members
+sufficiently for him to progress upon them. However, he seemed to have
+more to say about the sunset than anybody else, and his description of the
+beauties thereof was so glowing and eloquent, that the idea crossed our
+minds that possibly some of the descriptions we had read in Alpine
+writings of similar scenes might be as authentic as that with which he
+favoured us. "A great point in the Alps," remarked the moralist, after he
+had been securely fastened by a rope to a guide for fear we should lose
+him again, so that he looked like a dancing bear--"a great point in walking
+amongst the Alps is that we learn to use our eyes and look around us. I
+have observed that those who perambulate our native flagstones appear
+perpetually to be absorbed in the contemplation of what lies at their
+feet. Now here, stimulated by the beauties around, man holds, as he should
+do, his head erect, and steps out boldly." At this point a little delay
+was occasioned owing to the abrupt disappearance of the speaker through a
+crust of snow. Some curious rumblings below our feet seemed to imply that
+he had descended to a considerable depth, and was in great personal
+discomfort. In the dim light we could scarcely see what had actually
+happened, but concluded to pull vigorously at the rope as the best means
+of getting our temporarily absent friend out of his difficulties. This we
+succeeded in doing, and a strenuous haul on the cord was rewarded by the
+sudden appearance of two boots through the snow-crust at our feet--a
+phenomenon so unexpected that we relaxed our efforts, with the result that
+the boots immediately disappeared again. A second attempt was more
+successful; an arm and a leg this time came to the surface simultaneously,
+and the moralist was delivered from the snowy recesses broadside on. We
+rearranged his raiment, shook the snow out of the creases of his clothes,
+tied a bath towel round his head, which, for some obscure reason, he had
+brought with him--the towel, not his head--and harnessed him this time
+securely between two members of the party. Possibly from the effects of
+his misadventure, he remained silent for some time, or his flow of
+conversation may have been hindered by the fact that his supporters ran
+him violently down steep places whenever he showed symptoms of commencing
+a fresh dissertation. It was no easy task to find the little hut in the
+darkness, and it was not until after we had blundered about a good deal
+that we caught sight of the beacon light, consisting of a very cheap dip
+exhibited in the window, as a sign that entertainment for man and beast
+might be found within. The moralist, who was always to the fore when the
+subject of refreshment was mentioned, discovered a milking-stool, and
+drawing it in great triumph to the best place in front of the stove, sat
+down on it, with the immediate result that he was precipitated backwards
+into the ash-pan. There we left him, as being a suitable place for
+repentance.
+
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+
+The rest of the party gathered for supper round the festive board, which
+was rather uncertain on its legs, and inclined to tip up. Owing to some
+miscarriage, the larder of the cabane was not well stocked, and all the
+entertainment that could be furnished consisted of one bent-up little
+sausage, exceeding black and dry, and a very large teapot. However, there
+was plenty of fresh milk provided after a short interval, though the
+latter article was not obtained without considerable difficulty, and
+remonstrances proceeding from an adjoining shed, probably due to
+somnolence on the part of the animal from which the supply was drawn.
+Presently a great commotion, as of numerous bodies rolling down a steep
+ladder, was heard, and there appeared at the door a large collection of
+small shock-headed children, who gaped at us in silent wonder. Anxious to
+ascertain the physical effects that might be induced by the consumption of
+the sausage, the moralist, who amongst his many talents had apparently a
+turn for experimental physiology, cut off a block and placed it in the
+open mouth of the eldest of the children. This unexpected favour led to
+the boy's swallowing the morsel whole, and he shortly afterwards retired
+with a somewhat pained expression of countenance; the other members of the
+family followed shortly after in tears, in consequence of the Italianised
+young lady, who possessed a strong fund of human sympathy and a love for
+the picturesque, having made an attempt to conciliate their good-will by
+patting their respective heads, and asking them their names in a
+conjectural _patois_. We were now ready to start again, and demanded of
+our hostess what there was to pay. This request led her to go to the foot
+of the ladder, which represented a staircase, and call out for the
+proprietor. A little black-headed man in response instantly precipitated
+himself down the steps, shot into the apartment, and, without any
+preliminary calculation, named the exact price. On receiving his money he
+scuttled away again like a frightened rabbit, brought the change, jerked
+it down on the table, and darted off again to his slumbers. The whole
+transaction occupied some five-and-twenty seconds.
+
+Part of the programme consisted in descending back to Argentiere by
+lantern-light, but the resources of the establishment could only produce
+one battered machine, and it was no easy task with this illumination to
+keep the members of the party from straying away from the narrow path.
+Indeed, several members did part from the rest, curiously enough in pairs;
+but before long we left the narrow defile, and as we passed from under the
+shelter of the slope on our right, and could see across the Chamouni
+valley, we came suddenly in view of the great mass of the Aiguille Verte,
+so suddenly, indeed, that it made us start back for the moment; for,
+illumined by a grey ghostly light, the mountain seemed at first to hang
+right over us. There is, perhaps, no finer view of the Aiguille Verte to
+be obtained than from this point; certainly no finer effects of light and
+shade than were granted by the conditions under which we saw it, could
+have been devised to show the peak off to the best advantage. So long did
+we delay to dwell on the fairy-like scene, that the vacuous youth,
+accompanied by the young lady of varied accomplishments, caught us up and
+joined us quite suddenly, to their exceeding confusion. The youth, without
+being invited to do so, explained, blushing violently the while, that they
+had lost the path in the darkness, and had only been able to regain the
+track by lighting a series of lucifer matches--an entire fiction on his
+part, but condoned, as evincing more readiness of wit than we had
+previously given him credit for. We heard also that their way had been
+barred by a swamp and a mountain stream, which, like gossip, can have had
+no particular origin. The young lady, mindful of the absence of her
+preceptress and consequently heedless of grammar, described the situation
+neatly as being "awfully bogs."
+
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+
+If the expedition had shown us no more than this moonlight effect, the
+reward would have been ample. In truth, from first to last the expedition
+was one which it would be hard to match for variety of interest in all the
+sub-Alpine district. At Argentiere we rejoined the carriages, and found
+the horses just a little more inclined for exertion than they had been in
+the morning; their joy at going home seemed to be tempered by the fact
+that they recognised that they would inevitably be called upon to start
+from the same point at no very distant period; and that to return home was
+but to go back to the starting-point for further laborious excursions. But
+their equine tempers seemed thoroughly soured. The Italianised young lady
+was taken in charge by her elder sister, who had completed her education,
+and knew consequently the hollowness of the world and the folly of younger
+sisters' flirtations, and securely lodged in the landau. The youth, after
+an ineffectual attempt to find a place in the same carriage, climbed to
+the box seat of the other vehicle, and relieved his feelings by cracking
+the driver's whip with great dexterity; in fact, we discovered that this
+was one of his principal accomplishments. Not the least satisfactory part
+of the climb, in the estimation of some members of the party, was the fact
+that the moralist had lost his note-book during his imprisonment in the
+crevasse.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IX.
+
+
+ A FRAGMENT
+
+
+ An unauthentic MS.--Solitude on the mountain: its advantages to the
+ historian of the Alps--A rope walk--The crossing of the Schrund--A
+ novel form of avalanche and an airy situation--A towering
+ obstacle--The issue of the expedition in the balance--A very narrow
+ escape--The final rush--Victory!--The perils of the descent--I plunge
+ _in medias res_--A flying descent.
+
+
+The following account is somewhat of a puzzle. It appears to contain
+certain facts of so startling a nature, that the ascent to which they
+refer must unquestionably have been of a very exciting character. The
+details are not so wholly unlike descriptions which have passed the
+searching discrimination of editors, in publications relating more or less
+to Alpine matters, as to warrant the assumption that they are
+fabrications. They do not appear, as far as the writer can ascertain, to
+have been seen in print hitherto; but as all Alpine writings relate but
+rigid matters of fact and actual occurrences, there seems no objection to
+publishing the manuscript, notwithstanding that its authorship is only
+conjectural. It is unfortunate that its fragmentary nature leaves one
+somewhat in doubt as to the actual peak to which the description refers.
+It has been suggested by a plausible commentator, judging from internal
+evidence and the style of writing, that the manuscript of which the
+fragment consists formed part of an account originally intended for some
+work not published in this country, or even, possibly, was primarily
+designed to fill the columns of one of our own daily newspapers during the
+silly season.
+
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+
+"... The day was cloudless, serene, and bright. Only in the immediate
+foreground did the heavy banks, betokening a _tourmente_, sweep around
+with relentless fury. Far above, the towering crags of the majestic peak
+pierced the sky. How to get there! And alone! The situation was sublime;
+yet more, it was fascinating; once again, it was enthralling. Far below
+lay the prostrate bodies of my companions, worn out, wearied, gorged with
+_petit vin_ and sardines. A thought flashed across my mind. Why should I
+not scale alone these heights which had hitherto defied the most
+consummate _intrepides_? In a moment the resolution was taken. For me, for
+me alone, should the laurel wreaths be twined. For me should the booming
+cannon, charged with fifty centimes' worth of uncertain powder, betoken
+victory. For me alone should the assortment of cheap flags which had done
+duty on many previous occasions of rejoicing, be dragged forth. What was
+the expense to a hero when the glow of so magnificent an achievement
+should swell his heart and loosen his purse-strings? The account might
+reach a sum of two and a half, nay, even five francs; but what of that? I
+girded myself with the trusty rope, and, attaching one end lightly to a
+projecting crag twenty feet above, hauled myself in a moment on to the
+eminence. Involuntarily I shot a glance downwards. The scene was
+fearful--one to make the most resolute quail. But there was no time for
+thought, still less for accurate description. A fearfully steep couloir,
+flanked by two yawning bergschrunds, stretched away horizontally right and
+left. How to cross them! It was the work of a moment. Unfastening the knot
+in the rope above me, I threw myself, heart and soul, into the work. Where
+heart and soul are, there must, in the ante-mortem state, be the body
+also. This is logic. Thus I entered the chasm. Battling desperately with
+the huge icicles that threatened me at every step, I forced my way through
+the snow bridge and breathed again. The first schrund was accomplished.
+Next the rope was fastened to my trusty axe, and with an herculean effort
+I threw it far above me; fortunately it caught in a notch, and in a few
+seconds I had climbed, with the agility of a monkey, up the tightened
+cord. Goodness gracious! (_sapristi!_) what do I hear? A sudden roar below
+betokened an immediate danger. Horror! sweeping and roaring up the slope
+from the glacier beneath, I beheld a huge avalanche. I will conceal
+nothing. I own that the appalling situation and its terribly dramatic
+nature forced me to ejaculate a cry. I do not claim originality for it. I
+said, 'Oh! my mother!' (_Oh! ma mere!_) This relieved me. Now was the time
+indeed for coolness. Fortunate, most fortunate, that I was alone.
+Thrusting the spike of the axe into the solid rock face like the spear of
+Ithuriel, in the twinkling of an eye I had fastened one end of the rope to
+the projecting head of the axe, and the other to my waist, and launched
+myself over the ridge into space. Fortunate, most fortunate again, as in
+the hurry of the moment I had attached the rope below my own centre of
+gravity, that I was light-headed. Had this not been the case, assuredly I
+should have dangled feet uppermost over the abyss. Not a moment too soon.
+The avalanche dashed up the slope, grinding the axe to powder, but by good
+luck entangling the rope between the massive blocks and carrying it up,
+with myself attached, nearly 100 metres--I should say 300 feet--above where
+I had previously stood. I had accomplished in a moment what might have
+cost hours of toil. Again it was sublime. The thought crossed my mind that
+the sublime often approaches the ridiculous. But the rocks, previously
+broken up, had been ground by the sweeping avalanche into a surface smooth
+as polished steel. How to descend these again! Banish the thought! The
+mountain was not yet climbed. Upwards, past yawning seracs, towering
+bergschrunds, slippery crevasses, gaping aretes, I made my way. For a few
+hundred feet I bounded upwards with great rapidity. Despite the rugged
+nature of the rocks everything went smoothly. Of a sudden a terrible
+obstacle was presented to my gaze. I felt that all my hopes seemingly were
+dashed. A stupendous cleft, riving the mountain's side to an unfathomable
+depth, barred further progress. From top to bottom both sides of the chasm
+overhung; and far below, where they joined, the angle of meeting was so
+sharp that I felt that I must infallibly be wedged in without hope of
+extrication if I fell. For a few moments I hesitated, but only for a few.
+Close by was a tower of rock, smooth and vertical, some twelve feet
+high--the height of two men, in fact. No handhold save on the top. This was
+but a simple matter. Had any one else been with me, I should have stood on
+his shoulders; as it was I stood on my own head. Thus I climbed to the
+summit of the pointed obelisk of rock. Exactly opposite, on the farther
+side of the cleft, was a similar rock cone, but the distance was too great
+to spring across. I was in a dilemma--on one horn of it, in fact; how to
+get to the other! I adopted an ingenious plan. Taking my trusty axe, I
+placed the pointed end in a little notch in the rock, and then, with
+herculean strength, bent the staff and wedged the head also into a notch.
+The trusty axe was now bent like a bow. Again I hesitated before trusting
+myself to the bow; in fact, it was long before I drew it. But a former
+experience stood me in good stead. Once before, driven by a less powerful
+impetus--merely that of a human leg--I had flown through a greater distance.
+I made up my mind, and, summoning all my fortitude, placed my back against
+the arc and, lightly touching one end, released the spring. Instantly I
+felt myself propelled straight into mid-air, and before I had time to
+realise the success of my scheme, was flung against the pinnacle on the
+opposite side and embraced it. What were my feelings on finding that this
+huge pinnacle had no more stability than a ninepin, and as my weight came
+on to it slowly heeled over! Nor was this all. Slowly, like the pendulum
+of a metronome, it rolled back again, and I found to my horror that I was
+clinging to the apex of the rock, and dangling right over the chasm! I
+cannot recall that in all my adventures I had ever been in a precisely
+similar situation. However, a hasty calculation satisfied me that the
+rocking crag must again right itself. As I expected, it did so, and as the
+pinnacle of rock swung back once more to the perpendicular I sprang from
+it with all my force. The impetus landed me safe, but the crag toppled
+over into the abyss. Here I noted an interesting scientific fact. Taking
+out my watch, I was able to estimate, by the depth of the cleft, the
+height I had already climbed. _The boulder took a minute and a half in
+falling before it reached anywhere._ I own that the escape was a narrow
+one, and even my unblushing cheek paled a little at the thought of it. But
+I could not be far now, I hoped, from the summit; and, indeed, the
+condition of a dead bird which it so happened lay on the rocks--in a
+passive sense--convinced me that the summit of the lofty peak was close at
+hand. But few obstacles now remained. Another step or two revealed a
+glassy unbroken rock cone leading to the summit. It seemed impossible at
+first to surmount it, but my resources were not yet at an end. Dragging
+off my boots, I tore out with my teeth the long nails and drove them in
+one after another. By this means I ascended the first half of the final
+peak; but then the supply of nails was exhausted, and I felt that time
+would not permit me to draw out the lower nails and place them in
+succession above the others. Luckily I still carried with me a flask of
+the execrable _petit vin_ supplied by Mons. ---- of the inn below. I applied
+a little to the rock. The effect was magical. In a moment the hard face
+was softened to the consistence of cheese, and with my trusty axe I had no
+difficulty in scraping out small steps. The worst was now over. Just as
+the shades of night were gathering softly around, I stepped with the proud
+consciousness of victory on to the very highest point. This indeed was
+sublime. The toil of years was accomplished; it seemed almost a dream.
+Nerved to frenzy, with a mighty sweep of the axe I struck off a huge block
+from the summit to carry away as a token of conquest, and planting the
+weapon in the hole, tore off garment after garment to make a suitable
+flag; only did I desist on reflecting that it would become barely possible
+for me to descend if I acted thus. Intoxicated with victory, I shouted and
+sang for a while, and then turned to the descent. The night was fast
+closing in, but this mattered not, for I made light of all the obstacles,
+and they were so numerous that I succeeded perfectly by this means in
+seeing my way. Faster and faster I sped along, descending with ease over
+the blocks and fragments of the morning's avalanche. Now and again the
+descent was assisted by fastening the rope securely to projecting crags,
+and then allowing myself to slide down to its full length. Then I went up
+again, untied the rope, fastened it anew below, and repeated the manoeuvre.
+Thus at midnight I reached the edge of the cliff, at the foot of which my
+companions had been left in the morning. I feared they might be anxious
+for my safety, the more especially that I had not yet paid them for their
+services. Peering over the edge of the vertical precipice into the murky
+darkness, I called out. There was no response. Then I said 'Pst,' and
+tapped the glassy slope with my pocket knife. Even this plan failed to
+attract their attention. I shouted with still more force. Finally,
+standing up on the edge of the cliff, I sent forth a shout so terribly
+loud that it must have waked even a sleeping adder. A fatal error! for the
+reverberation of my voice was echoed back with such fearful force from a
+neighbouring crag that the shock struck me backwards, and in a moment I
+was flying through mid-air--to annihilation."
+
+ * * * * * *
+
+"There is a blank in this narrative which I can never fill up. This only
+do I know; that when I came again to my senses, I was warmly ensconced in
+a blanket, whilst my companions stood around in a circle shivering, as
+they gazed at me with amazement. Their account, which I can scarcely
+credit, was that as they were engaged in stretching out and shaking a
+blanket preparatory to spreading their bed for the night, an apparently
+heaven-sent form had descended from above into the very middle of it; the
+shock tore the blanket from their grasp, and in a twinkling I lay wrapt up
+safe and comfortable at their feet."
+
+(M137)
+
+Such is the fragment. It has been thought better to present it as far as
+possible in its original form, and without any editing. That the account
+is a little highly coloured perhaps in parts may be allowed, but some
+licence may legitimately be accorded to an author who is no empty dreamer,
+but has evidently experienced some rather exciting episodes.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER X.
+
+
+ THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING
+
+
+ Mountaineers and their critics--The early days of the Alpine
+ Club--The founders of mountaineering--The growth of the
+ amusement--Novelty and exploration--The formation of
+ centres--Narrowing of the field of mountaineering--The upward limit
+ of mountaineering--De Saussure's experience--Modern development of
+ climbing--Mr. Whymper's experience--Mr. Graham's experience--The
+ ascent of great heights--Mr. Grove's views--Messrs. Coxwell and
+ Glaisher's balloon experiences--Reasons for dissenting from Mr.
+ Glaisher's views--The possibility of ascending Mount
+ Everest--Physiological aspect of the question--Acclimatisation to
+ great heights--The direction in which mountaineering should be
+ developed--The results that may be obtained--Chamouni a century
+ hence--A Rip van Winkle in the Pennine Alps--The dangers of
+ mountaineering--Conclusion.
+
+
+(M138)
+
+From time to time, when some accident has happened in the Alps, the press
+and the public have been pleased to take such unfortunate occurrence as a
+text, and to preach serious sermons to mountaineers. We have been called
+hard names in our time; we have been accused of fostering an amusement of
+no earthly-practical good, and one which has led to "miserable" waste of
+valuable life. Gentle expressions of animadversion, such as "criminal
+folly," "reckless venture, which has no better purpose than the
+gratification of a caprice or the indulgence of a small ambition," "a
+subject of humiliating interest," and the like, have at times been freely
+used. But it is well known to authors and to dramatists that criticisms of
+a nature known as "smashing" are not, on the whole, always to be deplored,
+and are occasionally the best to enhance the success of the work. The
+novel or play, however unreservedly condemned by the reviewer, has got
+some chance of living if it be hinted that some of the situations in it
+are a little _risquees_; and to a great many the idea seems constantly
+present that mountaineering owes its principal attraction to the element
+of risk inseparable from its pursuit. As an absolute matter of fact such
+is not the case. Apart from this, however, mountaineers may be thankful
+that the critics in question have, when they noticed our doings at all,
+condemned us very heartily indeed, and thundered forth their own
+strictures on our folly in sonorous terms; in fact, attacks of this nature
+have by no means impaired the vitality of such associations as Alpine
+clubs, but rather, like attacks of distemper in dogs, have increased their
+value.
+
+It would be easy enough, from the mountaineer's point of view, and in a
+work which, at the best, can interest only those who have some sympathy
+with climbing as a pure pastime, to pass over these hard words, and to
+reckon them as merely the vapourings of envious mortals not initiated into
+the mysteries of the mountaineering craft; but such criticisms may lead or
+perhaps reflect public opinion, and are not, therefore, to be treated
+lightly. It might be held that for any notice to be taken at all is
+complimentary, and we might seek shelter in the epigrammatic saying that
+he who has no enemies has no character; that though hope may spring
+eternal in the human breast, jealousy is a trait still more constantly
+found. But this line of argument is not one to be adopted. The _tu quoque_
+style of defence is not one well calculated to gain a verdict. No doubt
+the question has been treated often enough before, and in discussing it
+the writer may seem but to be doing what nowadays the climber is forced to
+do in the Alps--namely, wander again, perhaps ramble, over ground that has
+been well trodden many times before. But the conditions have changed
+greatly since mountaineering first became a popular pastime, and since the
+first editions of "Peaks, Passes, and Glaciers" were rapidly sold out. It
+is, the writer fears, only too true in these latter days that mountaineers
+may be classified as Past and Present. Whether a third class may be added
+of "the Future" is a question--to be answered, I hope, in the affirmative.
+
+(M139)
+
+The Alpine Club was founded in 1857 by a few ardent devotees to what was
+then an entirely new form of pastime. The original members of that club
+could never have even dreamed of the wide popularity mountaineering was
+destined to acquire, or the influence that the establishment of the Alpine
+Club was to have on it; and, like the fish in an aquarium, they can hardly
+have known what they were in for. In the present day there are Alpine
+clubs in almost every country in Europe, and in some countries there are
+several, numbering their members in some cases by thousands. Nor is it
+only on the continent of Europe that there are mountaineering clubs. Not
+that the writer ventures to assert that every member of this multitude is
+devoted to the high Alps, or that it is in the least degree essential to
+climb high and difficult mountains in order to learn the fascination of
+their natural beauties. It may be pointed out, however, that the
+"miserable waste of valuable life" is in the greatest part not on the
+great peaks and passes, but on little hills. Every year we read of
+accidents on mountains such as the Faulhorn, the Monte Salvatore in the
+Alps, or Snowdon, Helvellyn and the like in our own country. Possibly
+these disasters might never have taken place had the experience of
+mountaineering craft gained in high regions been properly appreciated and
+utilised. The good surgeon is he who, utilising all his own and all his
+predecessors' experience, recognises, and makes provision against, all the
+risks that may conceivably be involved in the most trifling operation he
+may be called upon to perform; and holiday ramblers in our own land and in
+sub-Alpine regions might, not without advantage, profit by the example.
+
+(M140)
+
+Five-and-twenty years ago in Switzerland there were numberless heights
+untrodden, passes uncrossed, and regions unexplored. Then, moreover, there
+were comparatively but few to cross the passes or climb the mountains; but
+those few did mighty deeds. Peak after peak fell before them, while slowly
+but surely they opened up new regions and brought unexpected beauties to
+light. In those days climbing as an art was but in its infancy, restricted
+to a few amateurs specially qualified to pursue it, and to a very limited
+number of guides--merely those, in fact (not such a numerous class as
+people seem generally to imagine), who had made chamois-hunting one of the
+principal objects of their lives. Gradually the art became more developed,
+and with the increase of power thus acquired came increase of confidence.
+From the fact that the training in the mountaineering art was gradual, it
+was necessarily thorough--a fact that a good many climbers would do well to
+bear in mind in these latter days. Then, of course, the charm of novelty,
+so dear to the mountaineer, was seldom absent; he could strike out right
+or left and find virgin soil; but in quest of novelty search had to be
+made before long in remote regions. It followed that exploration was not
+limited, and the early pioneers of mountaineering could, and did learn
+more of the geography and varied beauties of the Alps in a single season
+than their followers do, in the present day, in five or six.
+
+After a while the fashion of mountaineering altered sensibly, and a strong
+conservatism sprang up. Certain districts became more and more frequented;
+certain peaks acquired special popularity, either because they were
+conveniently placed and ready of access; or because there was a certain
+touch of romance about them, as in the case of the Matterhorn; or because
+they had acquired the reputation of being difficult, and it was thought
+that a successful ascent would stamp the climber at once as a skilful
+person and a very daring creature. Thus places like Zermatt, Grindelwald,
+Chamouni, and the AEggischhorn became the great centres of mountaineering,
+and have remained so ever since. Independent exploration gradually gave
+way to the charm of meeting others bent on the same pursuit of climbing;
+but this feeling was not without its drawbacks, and tended to check what
+has been called cosmopolitanism in mountaineering. How few, even among
+those who visit the Alps regularly, know anything whatever of such large,
+important, and interesting districts as the Silvretta group, the Rheinwald
+group, or the Lepontine Alps! while districts like Zermatt are thronged
+and crowded, and the mountains absolutely done to death. Not that it is
+hard to understand how this narrowing of the field of mountaineering has
+been brought about. There comes a time of life to most men when they find
+more pleasure in meeting old friends than in making new acquaintances; and
+the same feeling would appear to extend to the mountains.
+
+It must be confessed here that the writer is disposed to look upon
+mountaineering in the Alps, in the sense in which it has hitherto been
+known, as a pastime that will before long become extinct. In some soils
+trees grow with extraordinary rapidity and vigour, but do not strike their
+roots very deep, and so are prone to early decay. Still, it does not
+follow that, even should these pessimist forebodings prove true, and
+climbing be relegated to the limbo of archaic pursuits, the Alps will not
+attract their thousands as they have done for many years. The dearth of
+novelty is sometimes held to be the principal cause that will eventually
+lead to the decay of mountaineering. There is a reasonable probability,
+however, to judge from the Registrar-General's reports, that the world
+will still be peopled some time hence, and possibly a generation will then
+arise of mountaineering revivalists who, never having tasted the flavour
+of novelty in Alpine climbing, will not perceive that its absence is any
+loss. Yet in the Alps alone many seem to forget that, while they are
+exhausting in every detail a few spots, there are numerous and varied
+expeditions of similar nature still to be accomplished, the scenes of
+which lie within a few hours of London. It is of course only to
+mountaineering as a semi-fashionable craze that these remarks apply. The
+knowledge of the art, acquired primarily in the Alps, which has led to the
+development of mountaineering as a science will not be wasted, and the
+training acquired in holiday expeditions, when amusement or the regaining
+of health was the principal object, can be turned to valuable practical
+account elsewhere. So shall there be a future for mountaineering. No doubt
+but few may be able to find the opportunity, unless indeed they make it
+somewhat of a profession, of exploring the great mountainous districts
+still almost untouched--such, for instance, as the Himalayas. But it is in
+some such direction as this that the force of the stream, somewhat tending
+to dry up in its original channel, will, it may be hoped, spread in the
+future.
+
+(M141)
+
+It has already been shown, by the results of many modern expeditions, that
+the old views that obtained with respect to the upward limit of
+mountaineering must, to say the least, be considerably modified. From
+early times the question of the effects of rarefied air in high regions on
+mountaineers has attracted attention. As a matter of fact the subject is
+still barely in its infancy. A few remarks on this point may not perhaps
+be thought too technical, for they bear, I hope, on the mountaineering of
+the future.
+
+It is matter of notoriety that in these days travellers seem less subject
+to discomfort in the high Alps than in former times. De Saussure, for
+instance, in the account of his famous ascent of Mont Blanc in 1787,
+speaks a good deal of the difficulty of respiration. At his bivouac on the
+Plateau, at an elevation of 13,300 feet, the effects of the rarefied air
+were much commented on; and these remarks are the more valuable, inasmuch
+as De Saussure was a man of science and a most acute observer; while his
+account, a thing too rare in these days, is characterised by extreme
+modesty of description. The frequency of the respirations, he observed,
+which ensued on any exertion caused great fatigue. Nowadays, however,
+pedestrians, often untrained, may be seen daily ascending at a very much
+faster pace than De Saussure seems to have gone, and yet the effects are
+scarcely felt. No one now expects much to suffer from this cause, and no
+one does. In recent times we hear accounts of ascents of mountains like
+Elbruz, 18,526 feet, by Mr. Grove and others; of Cotopaxi, 19,735 feet,
+and Chimborazo, 20,517(7) feet, by Mr. Whymper; and the most recent, and
+by far the most remarkable, of Kabru in the Himalayas, about 24,000 feet,
+by Mr. Graham. In all these expeditions the travellers spent nights in
+bivouacs far above the level of the Grand Plateau where De Saussure
+encamped. We cannot suppose that in the Caucasus, the Andes, or the
+Himalayas the air differs much from that of the Alps with regard to its
+rarefaction effects on travellers. In fact, the Alpine traveller would in
+this respect probably be much better off, for the general conditions
+surrounding him would be more like those to which he was accustomed. He
+would not have, for instance, to contend with the effects of changed or
+meagre diet or unaccustomed climate.
+
+(M142)
+
+Mr. F. C. Grove, a very high authority on such a point, in his description
+of the ascent of Elbruz, in the course of some remarks on the rarity of
+the air, states his belief that at some height or another, less than that
+of the loftiest mountain, there must be a limit at which no amount of
+training and good condition will enable a man to live; and he says, "It
+may be taken for granted that no human being could walk to the top of
+Mount Everest."(8) This was written in 1875; but a great deal has happened
+since then, though the same opinion is still very generally entertained.
+But with this opinion I cannot coincide at all, for reasons that appear to
+me logically conclusive. In the first place, a party of three, composed of
+Mr. Graham, Herr Emil Boss, and the Swiss guide Kauffman, have ascended
+more than 5,000 feet higher than the top of Elbruz, and none of the party
+experienced any serious effect, or, indeed, apparently any effect at all
+other than those naturally incidental to severe exertion. It must be
+admitted that one result of their expedition was to prove, tolerably
+conclusively, that Mount Everest is not the highest mountain in the world.
+Still, until it is officially deposed, it may be taken, for argument's
+sake, as the ultimate point. Now, it would seem to be beyond doubt that a
+man, being transported to a height much greater than Mount Everest, can
+still live. In Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher's famous balloon ascent from
+Wolverhampton on September 5, 1862, described in "Travels in the Air," it
+was computed that the travellers reached a height of nearly 37,000
+feet,(9) and this in less than an hour from the time of leaving the earth.
+Deduct 5,000 feet from this computation, to allow for possible error, and
+we still have a height left of 32,000 feet, an elevation, that is, very
+considerably greater than the summit of Mount Everest--possibly a greater
+elevation than the summit of any mountain. Life then, it is proved, can be
+sustained at such a height, and the point that remains for consideration
+is whether the necessary exertion of walking or climbing to the same
+height would render the actual ascent impossible.
+
+(M143)
+
+Since the days of De Saussure some 8,000 feet have been added to the
+height to which the possibility of ascending has been proved. It seems to
+me unreasonable to assume that another 5,000 feet may not yet be added,
+and arbitrary to conclude that at some point higher than Kabru but lower
+than Mount Everest the limit of human endurance must necessarily be
+reached. Mr. Glaisher himself does not appear to think that, from his
+experience, any such ascent as that we have been considering would be
+possible for an Alpine traveller (_op. cit._ p. 21 and elsewhere). But,
+with every deference to so great an authority, a few considerations may be
+submitted which tend most seriously to invalidate his conclusions and
+opinions, and which may serve to show also that the effects of rarefied
+air probably differ more widely in the two cases of the aeronaut and the
+mountaineer than is generally supposed. Writing in 1871, Mr. Glaisher
+says,(10) "At a height of three miles I never experienced any annoyance or
+discomfort; yet there is no ascent I think of Mont Blanc in which great
+inconvenience and severe _pain_ have not been felt at a height of 13,000
+feet; but then, as before remarked, this is an elevation attained only
+after two days of excessive toil." Mr. Glaisher is here referring chiefly
+to Dr. Hamel's ascent of Mont Blanc, and would seem apparently to be
+unaware that, long before he wrote, the ascent of Mont Blanc, from
+Chamouni and back to the same place, had been accomplished within
+twenty-four hours. In 1873, if my memory serves me right, Mr. Passingham
+started from Chamouni, ascended the mountain, and returned to his hotel in
+a little less than twenty hours.(11) Compare such an ascent as this--not by
+any means an isolated instance--with De Saussure's experience, and when we
+consider how remarkable has been the development of mountaineering in this
+direction, we may surely hold that to fix at present any absolute limit is
+unduly arbitrary. Further, the ascents of Chimborazo and the other
+mountains named above have all been accomplished since Mr. Glaisher wrote.
+Mr. Glaisher states that the aeronaut may acclimatise himself to great
+heights by repeated ascents; but how much more may the mountaineer then
+hope to do so! The aeronaut necessarily makes ascents rapidly(12) and at
+rare intervals. The mountaineer can acclimatise himself to high regions by
+a constant and gradual process, a method obviously better calculated to
+extend the limits of his endurance.
+
+Of course I am only discussing the actual possibility, not entering into
+the question for a moment of whether it is worth while to do it. It may be
+that to attempt an ascent of Mount Everest would prove almost as rash an
+undertaking as an endeavour to swim through the Niagara rapids--that is, if
+the mountaineering difficulties are so great as to make the two instances
+parallel. Two points have to be considered: one, that, granted the
+desirability of making such an ascent, we do not yet fully know the best
+manner of undertaking it; and another, that we are still very ignorant as
+to the physiological effects of rarefied air on the human frame.(13)
+
+(M144)
+
+With regard to the first point, we know indeed this much--that, granted
+good condition, a man can "acclimatise" himself to great heights, and when
+so acclimatised he can undergo much more exertion in very high regions
+with much less effect. The experience of Mr. Whymper in the Andes, and of
+Mr. Graham and others in the Himalayas, has shown this conclusively
+enough. Let a man sleep at a height, say, of 18,000 feet, and then ascend
+from that point another 3,000 or 4,000 feet; he may possibly feel the
+effects to be so great that an attempt to sleep again at the latter height
+would render him incapable of exertion the next day, as far as an ascent
+is concerned. Let him descend till he can bivouac, say at 20,000 feet, and
+then again try, starting afresh. After a while he would be able to
+accomplish still more than at his first attempt; and so on, until he
+reached the summit. But even supposing that no amount of acclimatisation
+enables him to accomplish his end, he has other weapons in his armoury.
+
+(M145)
+
+The second point mentioned above is that the physiological effects of
+rarefied air on the human economy are but little known; were these
+understood the resources of science might be called in to obviate them. It
+may be said that no amount of science will obviate the very simple fact
+that exertion causes fatigue, but the answer is that we have no real idea
+of all the causes which lead to this fatigue. This is not the place to
+speculate on a somewhat abstruse and unquestionably complicated
+physiological problem, but the direction in which the question may be
+approached from the scientific side is worthy of being pointed out. This
+much may be said, however, that when we talk of strong heart and strong
+lungs in connection with the question of the possibility of ascending on
+foot to the greatest altitudes, we are only, from the physiological point
+of view, taking into account one or two factors, and perhaps not the most
+important ones. The cavillers may be reminded that physiology is not and
+never will become a finite science. To my mind at least, as far as human
+endurance is concerned, it would be no more surprising to me to hear that
+a man had succeeded in walking up Mount Everest than to know that a man
+can succeed in standing an arctic climate while on a sledging expedition.
+Objections like the difficulty of arranging for a supply of food, of
+expense, of risk, and so forth, are not taken into account--they are really
+beside the question: they have not proved insuperable obstacles in the
+case of arctic exploration; they will not prove insurmountable to the
+ambitious mountaineer we are contemplating. I do not for a moment say that
+it would be wise to ascend Mount Everest, but I believe most firmly that
+it is humanly possible to do so; and, further, I feel sure that, even in
+our own time, perhaps, the truth of these views will receive material
+corroboration. Mount Everest itself may offer insuperable mountaineering
+obstacles, but in the unknown, unseen district to the north there may be
+peaks of equal height presenting no more technical difficulties than Mont
+Blanc or Elbruz.
+
+(M146)
+
+From the purely athletic point of view, then, the mountaineering
+experience which has been gained almost exclusively in the Alps may, by a
+still further development in the future, enable the climber so to develop
+the art that he may reach the highest elevation on this world's crust; and
+he may do this without running undue risk. _Cui bono?_ it may be asked;
+and it is nearly as hard to answer the question as it is to explain to the
+supine and unaspiring person the good that may be expected to accrue to
+humanity by reaching the North Pole; yet the latter project, albeit to
+some it seems like a struggle of man against physical forces which make or
+mar worlds, is one that is held to be right and proper to be followed. At
+the least an observer, even of limited powers, may reasonably be expected,
+supposing he accomplished such a feat as the ascent of Mount Everest, to
+bring back results of equal scientific value with the arctic traveller,
+while the purely geographical information he should gain would have
+fiftyfold greater practical value. The art and science of mountaineering
+has been learned and developed in the Alps, and the acquirement of this
+learning has been a pleasure to many. If the holiday nature of
+mountaineering should in the future be somewhat dropped, and if a few of
+those who follow should take up the more serious side, and make what has
+been a pastime into a profession (and why should not some do so? That
+which is worth doing at all is worth developing to the utmost possible
+limit), good will come, unless it be argued that there is no gain in
+extending geographical knowledge; and no advantage in rectifying surveys
+and rendering them as accurate as possible. As has been remarked by Mr.
+Douglas Freshfield, the advantage of including in survey parties, such as
+are still engaged on our Indian frontier, the services of some who have
+made mountaineering a branch to be learnt in their profession, would be
+very distinct. Work done in the Alps would, in this direction, perhaps,
+bear the best fruit and reap the highest practical value which it might be
+hoped to attain. The value would be real. The search after truth, whether
+it be in the fields of natural science, of geography, or its to-be-adopted
+sister orography, can never fail to be right and good and beneficial.
+Enthusiasm all this! you say. Granted freely. Without some enthusiasm and
+energy the world would cease to turn, and the retarding section of mankind
+would be triumphant, save that they would be too languid to realise the
+victory of their principles.
+
+But still, if properly qualified men are to be forthcoming to meet such a
+want, which undoubtedly seems to exist, the old training-ground must not
+be deserted; the playground of Europe must be regarded in relation to
+serious work in the same light that the playing-fields of Eton were
+regarded by one who was somewhat of an authority. The Great Duke's remark
+is too well known to need quotation. English folk may find it hard to hold
+their own against their near relations in athletic pursuits, such as
+cricket and sculling, but in mountaineering they undoubtedly lead, and
+will continue to do so. In one phase indeed of the pursuit their supremacy
+is menaced. In the matter of recognising the practical value to be
+obtained from mountaineering in surveying and the like, they are already
+behind other countries. The roll of honorary members of the Alpine Club
+comprises a list of men, most of whom have utilised their mountaineering
+experience to good purpose in advancing scientific exploration. In this
+department it is to be hoped that we shall not suffer ourselves to be
+outstripped, nor allow a store of valuable and laboriously acquired
+experience to remain wasted. The threatening cloud may pass off; the
+future of Alpine mountaineering may not prove to be so gloomy as it
+sometimes seems to the writer in danger of gradually becoming. The
+depression is, possibly, only temporary, and a natural consequence of
+reaction; and the zigzagging line on the chart, though it may never
+perhaps rise again to the point it once marked, yet may keep well at the
+normal--better, perhaps, at such a level than at fever heat. The old cry
+that we know so well on the mountains, that meets always with a ready
+thrill of response, may acquire a wider significance, and men will be
+found to answer to the familiar call of "Vorwaerts, immer vorwaerts!"
+
+After all, a century hence the mountaineering centres of to-day will
+perhaps still attract as they do now. It may be possible to get to
+Chamouni without submitting to the elaborately devised discomfort of the
+present Channel passage, and without the terrors of asphyxiation in the
+carriages of the Chemin de Fer du Nord. Surely the charm of the mountains
+must always draw men to the Alps, even though the glaciers may have shrunk
+up and sunk down, though places like Arolla and the Grimsel may have
+become thriving towns, or radical changes such as a drainage system at
+Chamouni have been instituted. If the glaciers do shrink, there will be
+all the more scope for the rock climber and the more opportunity of
+perfecting an art which has already been so much developed.
+
+(M147)
+
+A Rip van Winkle of our day, waking up in that epoch of the future, would
+for certain find much that was unaltered. The same types of humanity would
+be around him. Conceive this somnolent hero of fiction, clad in a felt
+wideawake that had once been white, in knickerbockers and Norfolk jacket,
+of which the seams had at one time held together, supporting his bent
+frame and creaking joints on a staff with rusted spike and pick. He
+descends laboriously from a vehicle that had jolted impartially
+generations before him (for the carriages of the valley are as little
+liable to wear out, in the eyes of their proprietors, as the "wonderful
+one-hoss shay"). He finds himself on a summer evening by the Hotel de
+Ville at Chamouni, and facing the newly erected Opera-house. He looks with
+wondering eyes around. A youth (great-great-great-great-grandson of
+Jacques Balmat) approaches and waits respectfully by his side, ready to
+furnish information.
+
+"Why these flags and these rejoicings?" the old man asks.
+
+"To celebrate the tercentenary of the first ascent of Mont Blanc," the boy
+answers.
+
+The veteran gazes around, shading his eyes with his shrivelled hand. The
+travellers come in. First a triumphal procession of successful and
+intrepid mountaineers. Banners wave, cannon go off--or more probably miss
+fire--bouquets are displayed, champagne and compliments are poured out;
+both the latter expressions of congratulation equally gassy, and both
+about equally genuine.
+
+"Who are these?" the old man inquires.
+
+"Do you not see the number on their banner?" answers the youth; "they are
+the heroes of the forty-fifth section of the tenth branch of the northern
+division of the Savoy Alpine Club."
+
+"Ah!" the old man murmurs to himself, with a sigh of recollection, "I can
+remember that they were numerous even in my day."
+
+Then follows a sad-looking, dejected creature, stealing back to his hotel
+by byways, but with face bronzed from exposure on rocks, not scorched by
+sun-reflecting snow; his boots scored with multitudinous little cuts and
+scratches telling of difficult climbing; his hands as brown as his face;
+his finger-nails, it must be admitted, seriously impaired in their
+symmetry.
+
+"And who is this? Has he been guilty of some crime?" the old man asks.
+
+"Not so," the answer comes; "he has just completed the thousandth ascent
+of the Aiguille...; he comes of a curious race which, history relates, at
+one time much frequented these districts; but that was a great while
+ago--long before the monarchy was re-established. You do well to look at
+him; that is the last of the climbing Englishmen. They always seem
+depressed when they have succeeded in achieving their ambition of the
+moment; it is a characteristic of their now almost extinct race."
+
+(M148)
+
+"And what about the perils of the expedition?" the old man asks,
+brightening up a little as if some old ideas had suddenly flashed across
+his mind. "I would fain know whether the journey is different now from
+what it was formerly; yet the heroes would mock me, perchance, if I were
+to interrogate them."
+
+"Not at all," the youth replies. "There are but few of the first party who
+would not vouchsafe to give you a full account, and might even in their
+courtesy embellish the narrative with flowers of rhetoric. But it is
+unnecessary. They will print a detailed and full description of their
+exploits. It has all been said before, but so has everything else, I
+think."
+
+"That is true," the old man murmurs to himself; "it was even so in my
+time, and two hundred years before I lived a French writer commenced his
+book with the remark, '_Tout est dit._' But what of the other, the
+dejected survivor? does he not too write?"
+
+"Yes, indeed, but not in the same strain; he will but pour out a little
+gentle sarcasm and native spleen, in mild criticism of the fulsome periods
+he peruses in other tongues."
+
+"Ah me!" thinks the old man, "in one respect then I need not prove so much
+behind the time. If the memory of the Alpine literature of my day were
+still fresh, I could hold mine own with those I see around."
+
+May I be permitted, in conclusion, to come back to our own day, and to say
+a very few words on the subject of mountaineering accidents? Most heartily
+would I concur with any one who raised the objection that such remarks are
+out of place in a chapter on the mountaineering of the future. But perhaps
+we have been looking too far ahead, and there may be a period to follow
+between this our time and the future to be hoped for.
+
+(M149)
+
+It has sometimes been stated and written that no one desires to remove
+from mountaineering all danger. The dangers of mountaineering have been
+divided by a well-known authority into real and imaginary. The supposed
+existence of the latter is, I grant, desirable, especially to the
+inexperienced climber; but I shall always contend that it ought to be the
+great object of every votary of the pursuit to minimise the former to the
+utmost of his ability. Now, it is only by true experience--that is, by
+learning gradually the art of mountaineering--that the climber will achieve
+this result. Few of those unacquainted with the subject can have any idea
+of the extraordinary difference between the risk run on a difficult
+expedition (that is, on one where difficulties occur: the name of the peak
+or pass has little to do with the matter) by a practised mountaineer who
+has learned something of the art, and an inexperienced climber who has
+nothing but the best intentions to assist his steps. The man of experience
+bears always in mind the simple axioms and rules of his craft; if he does
+not he is a bad mountaineer. If the plain truth be told, accidents in the
+Alps have almost invariably, to whomsoever they befell, been due to
+breaking one or more of these same well-known rules, or, in other words,
+to bad mountaineering. That such is no more than a simple statement of
+fact a former president of the Alpine Club, Mr. C. E. Mathews, has
+abundantly proved.(14) Numbers of our countrymen, young and old, annually
+rush out to the Alps for the first time. Fired with ambition, or led on by
+the fascination of the pastime, with scarcely any preliminary training and
+no preliminary study of the subject, they at once begin to attack the more
+difficult peaks and passes. Success perhaps attends their efforts. Unfit,
+they go up a difficult mountain, trusting practically to the ability of
+the guides to do their employers' share of the work as well as their own.
+They descend, and think to gauge their skill by the name of the expedition
+undertaken. The state of the weather and of the mountain determine whether
+such a performance be an act of simple or of culpable folly. For such the
+imaginary dangers are the most formidable. If they had taken the trouble
+to begin at the beginning, to learn the difference between the stem and
+stern of a boat before attempting to navigate an ironclad, they would have
+recognised, and profited by, the true risks run. As it is, they are
+probably inflated with conceit at overcoming visionary difficulties. They
+may make, indeed, in this way what in Alpine slang is called a good
+"book;" but by far the greater number fail to perceive that there is
+anything to learn. It is a pastime--an amusement; they do not look beyond
+this. But these same climbers would admit that in other forms of sport,
+such as cricket or rowing, proficiency is not found in beginners. It is in
+the study and development of the amusement that the true and deeper
+pleasure is to be found. A tyro in cricket would make himself an object of
+ridicule in a high-class match; the novice in the art of rowing would be
+loth to display his feeble powers if thrust into a racing four with three
+tried oarsmen; and yet the embryo climber can see nothing absurd in
+attacking mountains of recognised difficulty. Inexperience in the former
+instances at least could cause no harm, while ignorance of the elementary
+principles of mountaineering renders the climber a serious source of
+danger not only to himself but to others. There is no royal road to the
+acquirement of mountaineering knowledge. It is just as difficult to use
+the axe or alpenstock properly as the oar or the racquet; just as much
+patient, persevering practice is needed; but it is not on difficult
+expeditions that such inexperience can be best overcome.
+
+(M150)
+
+A man of average activity could, probably, actually climb, without any
+particular experience, most of, or all, the more difficult rock peaks
+under good conditions of weather and the like. But how different from the
+really practical mountaineer, who strives to make an art of his pastime.
+Watch the latter. First and foremost, he knows when to turn back, and does
+not hesitate to act as his judgment directs. He bears in mind that there
+is pleasure to be obtained from mountaineering even though the programme
+may not be carried out in its entirety as planned, and realises to the
+full that
+
+ 'Tis better to have climbed and failed
+ Than never to have climbed at all.
+
+His companions are always safe with him, his climbing unselfish; he never
+dislodges a loose stone--except purposely--either with hands, feet, or the
+loose rope; he is always as firm as circumstances will permit, prepared to
+withstand any sudden slip; he never puts forth more strength at each step
+than is necessary, thus saving his powers, being always ready in an
+emergency, and never degenerating into that most dangerous of
+encumbrances, a tired member of a united party: not, of course, that the
+vast majority of amateurs can ever hope, with their imperfect practice, to
+attain to the level of even a second-rate guide; still, by bringing his
+intelligence to bear on this, as he does on any other amusement, the
+amateur can render himself something more than a thoroughly reliable
+companion on any justifiable expedition.
+
+(M151)
+
+Let the spirit of competition lead young climbers to strive after
+excellence in this direction, rather than, as is too commonly the case,
+induce them to take "Times" as the criterion of mountaineering
+proficiency. There are instructors enough. Even from an inferior guide an
+infinite amount may be learnt; at the least such a one can recognise the
+real danger of the Alps, and in this respect possesses a faculty which is
+one of the chief the mountaineer has to acquire. Let the spirit in which
+the Alps are climbed be of some such nature as that I have attempted to
+indicate, and accidents such as those recorded in Mr. C. E. Mathews' grim
+list will be of such rare occurrence that they will never be called up to
+discredit mountaineering. If, perchance, any words here written shall
+prompt in the future the climber to perfect his art more and more while
+frequenting the old haunts, and to extend and utilise mountaineering still
+more, then at least the writer may feel, like the mountain when it had
+brought forth the ridiculous mouse, that his labour has not been wholly in
+vain. Yet more: his gloomy forebodings shall be falsified, and with
+respect to the future of mountaineering the outlook will be bright enough.
+
+
+
+
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+
+
+
+
+
+ FOOTNOTES
+
+
+ M1 The survival of the unfit
+ M2 Sybaritic mountaineering
+ M3 The growth of the climbing craze
+ M4 A tropical day in the valley
+ M5 A deserted hostelry
+ M6 The hut above Fee
+ M7 How ruin seized a roofless thing
+ M8 On sleeping out
+ M9 The Suedlenzspitz
+ M10 A plea for Saas and Fee
+ M11 We attack the Suedlenzspitz
+ M12 The art of probing snow
+ M13 Sentiment on a summit
+ M14 The feast is spread
+ M15 Fact and romance
+ M16 The thirst for novelty
+ M17 Rock v. snow mountains
+ M18 The amateur and the guide
+ M19 The guides' room
+
+ 1 Franz Andermatten died in August 1883. His name is mentioned
+ elsewhere in these sketches, but I leave what I have written
+ untouched: for I do not hold with those who would efface the
+ recollection of all that was bright and merry in one taken from us.
+
+ M20 A false start
+ M21 Falling stones in the gully
+ M22 Effects of reaching a summit
+ M23 A narrow escape
+ M24 The youthful tourist
+ M25 Hotel trials
+ M26 The gushers
+ M27 The last peaks to surrender
+ M28 The Aiguille du Dru
+ M29 The first attempt
+
+ 2 In the old house, be it noted--not the modern luxurious combination
+ of a granite fortress and a palace.
+
+ M30 First attempt on the peak
+ M31 Huts and sleeping out
+ M32 The Chamouni guide system
+ M33 A word on guides
+ M34 A landlord's peculiarities
+ M35 We see a chamois
+
+_ 3 Travels in the Alps_, p. 119.
+
+ M36 Doubts as to the peak
+ M37 Telescopic observations
+ M38 Franz and his mighty axe
+ M39 A start in the wrong direction
+ M40 An adjournment
+ M41 The expedition resumed
+ M42 A sticking point
+ M43 Beaten back
+ M44 Results gained
+ M45 Autres temps, autres moeurs
+ M46 The diligence arrives
+ M47 The Alpine habitue
+ M48 A family party
+ M49 A sepulchral bivouac
+ M50 On early starts
+ M51 The rocks of the Bietschhorn
+ M52 Avalanches on the Bietschhorn
+ M53 A dramatic situation
+ M54 The united party nearly fall out
+ M55 A limited panorama
+ M56 A race for home
+ M57 Caught out
+ M58 The water jump
+ M59 A classical banquet
+ M60 The old cure
+ M61 A "pension" in a train
+ M62 A youthful hero
+ M63 A scientific gentleman
+ M64 A dream of the future
+ M65 A condensed mountain ascent
+ M66 Wanted, a programme
+ M67 The Aiguille du Midi
+ M68 Ephemeral acquaintances
+ M69 A familiar character
+ M70 Halting doubts and fears
+ M71 The storm gathers
+ M72 "From gay to grave"
+ M73 The storm breaks
+ M74 A battle with the elements
+ M75 Beating the air
+ M76 Descent down Vallee Blanche
+ M77 A scanty repast
+ M78 A projected expedition
+ M79 Expeditions on the Aig. du Dru
+ M80 Other climbers attack the peak
+ M81 We try the northern side
+ M82 The mountain fever recurs
+ M83 The campaign opens
+ M84 A new leader
+ M85 Our sixteenth attempt
+ M86 Sports and pastimes
+ M87 Apparel oft proclaims the man
+
+ 4 Described in anatomical text-books as forming the swelling of the
+ calf.
+
+ M88 A canine acquaintance
+ M89 Turning point of the expedition
+ M90 A difficult descent
+ M91 A blank in the narrative
+ M92 A carriage misadventure
+ M93 A strange guide
+ M94 Our "jeune premier"
+ M95 An acrobatic performance
+ M96 Our nineteenth attempt
+ M97 The rocks of the Dru
+ M98 What next?
+ M99 A narrow escape
+
+ 5 It has transpired since that our judgment happened to be right in
+ this matter, and we might probably have saved an hour or more at
+ this part of the ascent.
+
+ M100 The final scramble
+ M101 Our foe is vanquished
+ M102 On the summit
+ M103 The return journey
+ M104 Benighted
+ M105 Shifting scenes
+ M106 The camp breaks up
+ M107 Mountaineering morality
+ M108 Chamouni becomes festive
+ M109 Organising the ball
+ M110 Chamouni dances
+ M111 The scene closes in
+ M112 On well-ordered intellects
+ M113 The critical tendency
+ M114 The "High Level Route"
+ M115 A prescription for ill-humour
+ M116 A meditation on grass slopes
+ M117 The agile person's vagaries
+ M118 Ascent of the Ruinette
+ M119 Saas in the olden days
+
+ 6 Hector Berlioz.
+
+ M120 A curious omission
+ M121 The chef's masterpiece
+ M122 An evicted family
+ M123 A short cut after a knife
+ M124 The amateur
+ M125 Mont Buet
+ M126 We hire carriages
+ M127 The incomplete moralist
+ M128 The niece to the moralist
+ M129 A discourse on gourmets
+ M130 An artistic interlude
+ M131 We become thoughtful
+ M132 A vision on the summit
+ M133 The mountaineers perform
+ M134 A banquet at the chalet
+ M135 The end of the journey
+ M136 I rise equal to the occasion
+ M137 A highly coloured account
+ M138 The critics
+ M139 Growth of the amusement
+ M140 Novelty and exploration
+ M141 The upward limit
+
+ 7 This is Mr. Edward Whymper's measurement. Humboldt, as quoted by Mr.
+ Whymper, gave 21,460 feet as the height. (_Alpine Journal_, vol. x.
+ p. 442.)
+
+ M142 Mr. Grove's views
+
+_ 8 The Frosty Caucasus_, by F. C. Grove, p. 236.
+
+_ 9 Travels in the Air_, edited by James Glaisher, F.R.S., p. 57 (2nd
+ ed.).
+
+ M143 Mr. Glaisher's experiences
+
+_ 10 Op. cit._ p. 9.
+
+ 11 I understand that the expedition has since been accomplished in a
+ much shorter time.
+
+ 12 In Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher's ascent from Wolverhampton the
+ balloon when at the height of 29,000 feet was mounting at the rate
+ of 1,000 feet a minute.
+
+ 13 I am aware of M. Paul Bert's researches; but these questions are not
+ to be settled in the laboratory.
+
+ M144 Mountain acclimatisation
+ M145 Ascent of Mount Everest
+ M146 The value of mountaineering
+ M147 An Alpine Rip van Winkle
+ M148 Mountaineering in the future
+ M149 Dangers of the Alps
+
+_ 14 Vide_ _Alpine Journal_, vol. xi. p. 78. "The Alpine Obituary," by
+ C. E. Mathews.
+
+ M150 The real mountaineer
+ M151 Conclusion
+
+
+
+
+
+ TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE
+
+
+The following changes have been made to the text:
+
+ page ix, page number "1" added
+ page xiv, page number "290" changed to "291"
+ page 31, "gulley" changed to "gully"
+ page 96, "sepulchra" changed to "sepulchral"
+ page 113, "complicate" changed to "complicated"
+ page 151, "thoughful" changed to "thoughtful"
+ page 216, "menta" changed to "mental"
+ page 255, "thier" changed to "their"
+ page 269, "in roduction" changed to "introduction"
+ page 310, parenthesis added before "2nd"
+ page 312, "developmen" changed to "development", "gradua" changed to
+ "gradual"
+
+Variations in hyphenation (e.g. "bootlace", "boot-lace"; "doorpost",
+"door-post") have not been changed.
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