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+<p class="center" style="font-size:160%">SPLORES<br /></p>
+<p class="center" style="font-size:100%">OF A<br /></p>
+<p class="center" style="font-size:175%">HALLOWEEN,<br /></p>
+<p class="center" style="font-size:125%">TWENTY YEARS AGO:<br /><br /></p>
+<p class="center" style="font-size:135%">BY ALEXANDER DICK.</p>
+
+<hr style="width:35%" />
+
+<p class="center" style="font-size:125%">WOODSTOCK, C. W.:</p>
+<p class="center">WILLIAM WARWICK, PUBLISHER.</p>
+<p class="center">1867.</p>
+
+<hr style="width:65%" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="center" style="font-size:125%">PREFACE.<br /></p>
+
+
+<p>The following verses were sent to compete for the prize
+offered in October last, by the Montreal Caledonian Society,
+for the &ldquo;best poem on Halloween.&rdquo; They were not successful;
+and some may be ready to ask, &ldquo;Why then publish
+them?&rdquo; It may be sufficient to reply, &ldquo;I choose to do so;&rdquo;
+&ldquo;I choose to appeal from the award of the Judges to the
+decision of the public.&rdquo; A single sentence will explain why
+I make such an appeal. The gentlemen appointed to act
+as judges based their decision, according to their published
+statement, as much upon &ldquo;suitability for recitation at a
+public festival,&rdquo; as upon &ldquo;literary merit.&rdquo; Had this been
+stated in the advertisement inviting competition it would
+have been all right. But it is very evident that all poems
+which might be judged unsuitable for such recitation,
+would necessarily be excluded from competition, whatever
+might be their &ldquo;literary merits,&rdquo; and the successful production
+could only be that which among the &ldquo;suitable&rdquo;
+was regarded as possessing the greatest literary excellence.
+It is on this ground&mdash;and not because I could be so vain as
+to think that my production <i>ought</i> to have received the prize,
+while I was altogether unacquainted with not a few others
+which may have been rejected on the same principle&mdash;that
+I complain of the award of the Judges, and that I now appeal
+from that award by this publication.</p>
+
+<p>A poem may be very well suited for recitation at a public
+festival, and possess very slight claims to any literary
+merit, while another indefinitely superior might not in
+such circumstances be suitable for recitation at all.</p>
+
+<p>With the public I now leave the decision, and shall cheerfully
+acquiesce in its award whether favourable or the
+reverse.</p>
+
+<p style="text-align:right">A. D.</p>
+
+<p>Woodstock, C. W., Jan., 1867.</p>
+
+<hr style="width:65%" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="center" style="font-size:125%">HALLOWEEN.</p>
+
+
+<table>
+<tr><td>This night we meet o&rsquo; a&rsquo; the nights,<br />
+ For fun the very wale,<br />
+ When melancholy taks its flight,<br />
+ And graning pains grow hale;<br />
+ When young anes, wi&rsquo; sic antic tricks,<br />
+ And wi&rsquo; their laughin&rsquo; music,<br />
+ Gar auld anes tae forget their cares,<br />
+ And feel&rsquo;t the best o&rsquo; physic.<br /><br />
+
+ And though wi&rsquo; some we used to meet<br />
+ We canna haud this night,<br />
+ Yet we are here to show we ne&rsquo;er<br />
+ Forget tho&rsquo; out o&rsquo; sight:&mdash;<br />
+ And o&rsquo; a <span class="smcap">Halloween</span> langsyne,<br />
+ I will to you rehearse,<br />
+ And as a canter ye may like,<br />
+ I&rsquo;ll gied to ye in verse.<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>
+ Ae night gane bye, at gloamin&rsquo; time,<br />
+ When there was muckle steer,<br />
+ Mang witch mid warlock gathered far<br />
+ To ride in high career,<br />
+ Some callants met, a merry crew,<br />
+ Yet each a decent chiel&mdash;<br />
+ Though on that night a&rsquo; seem&rsquo;d possessed<br />
+ O&rsquo; something o&rsquo; the deil.<br /><br />
+
+ Their runts clean through and through were bored<br />
+ And stuffed with raivelins fou,<br />
+ And like a chimley when on fire<br />
+ Each could the reek out spue:<br />
+ And thus convened they council held,<br />
+ Wi&rsquo; handsel whar they&rsquo;d gang;<br />
+ A&rsquo; being settled and now dark,<br />
+ They set off in a bang.<br /><br />
+
+ It was resolved that they should try,<br />
+ On Kate, their Jenny-reeker,<br />
+ And see if &rsquo;twad hae ony guid<br />
+ Upon a witch to smeek her:<br />
+ Jock through the key-hole sent a cloud<br />
+ That reached across the house,<br />
+ While in below the door reek rushed<br />
+ Like water through a sluice.<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>
+ Kate maistly chock&rsquo;t, wi&rsquo; hostin&rsquo; seized,<br />
+ Ran to the door for air,<br />
+ Wi&rsquo; open mouth and gaspin&rsquo; much<br />
+ O&rsquo; reek she caught the mair,<br />
+ Nor could she speak but gasp for breath<br />
+ When they took to their heel,<br />
+ But black wi&rsquo; rage she shook her neive<br />
+ And wished them wi&rsquo; the deil.<br /><br />
+
+ But whether Kate had power or no<br />
+ To put them &rsquo;neath his will,<br />
+ Frae this &rsquo;twad seem they could na get<br />
+ O&rsquo; mischief half their fill;<br />
+ Frae door to door they madly ran,<br />
+ Frae door to window flew,<br />
+ Whare&rsquo;er a crack or hole they fand<br />
+ They in the reek did spue:<br /><br />
+
+ Till ilka door wide open flew<br />
+ Wi&rsquo; bang against the wa&rsquo;,<br />
+ And some ane gaspin&rsquo; shouted out<br />
+ Some threat about the law;<br />
+ Some chased, mair earnest, wi&rsquo; a stick;<br />
+ Auld Jinker threw his last;<br />
+ And Supplejoints wi&rsquo; elwand ran<br />
+ Behind, though he ran fast:<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>
+ On him they wheeled, and charging, fired,<br />
+ In turn his Jenny-reeker,<br />
+ Ane struck him on the head and bounced,<br />
+ And ane gied him a keeker;<br />
+ He turned his back and faster ran,<br />
+ &rsquo;Twas now their turn to follow&mdash;<br />
+ But ere he reached his door his head<br />
+ Had mony a heich and hollow.<br /><br />
+
+ Nae time was lost&mdash;to Rab&rsquo;s they ran,<br />
+ But ere they reached the gate,<br />
+ They haulted to mak sure their plan.<br />
+ And guard against ill fate&mdash;<br />
+ For weel they ken&rsquo;d that Rab would watch<br />
+ His cabbages that night,<br />
+ But they resolved that them they&rsquo;d hae<br />
+ Afore the morning light.<br /><br />
+
+ Twa slippit up and oped the yett<br />
+ And tied across a rape,<br />
+ The others creepit through the hedge<br />
+ At whar there was a gape,<br />
+ And creepin&rsquo; down amang the runts<br />
+ They pued and pued their wale;<br />
+ But Rab had spied the twa and thought<br />
+ To catch them without fail.<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>
+ They saw him tae, but ne&rsquo;er let on<br />
+ Till he at them did grab,<br />
+ Then shouted as they lap and ran<br />
+ Weel done! weel done, our Rab!<br />
+ Rab in pursuit wi&rsquo; a&rsquo; his might<br />
+ Fell lengthways at the yett,<br />
+ The groans he gied were as the fa&rsquo;,<br />
+ For Rab was heavy wecht.<br /><br />
+
+ But he, wi&rsquo; noise and very rage,<br />
+ &rsquo;Twas said, went maist dementit,<br />
+ And when he saw his cabbage smashed,<br />
+ He fell right our and fentit&mdash;<br />
+ For on his door wi&rsquo; batt&rsquo;ring rams<br />
+ They made a grand attack,<br />
+ And Rab within not darin&rsquo; out<br />
+ Was sure he heard it crack.<br /><br />
+
+ Nor yet on his alane did fa&rsquo;<br />
+ The brunt o&rsquo; civil war;<br />
+ A score and mae its hist&rsquo;ry bear<br />
+ In mony a dreadfu&rsquo; scar;<br />
+ And to relate a&rsquo; that befell,<br />
+ The incidents attendin&rsquo;,<br />
+ This night and maist another till&rsquo;t<br />
+ Wad scarcely hear the endin&rsquo;:<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span>
+ How Supplejoints a lesson got<br />
+ To be discrete and civil;<br />
+ And how it gied the priest a text<br />
+ On a&rsquo; the fruits o&rsquo; evil;<br />
+ How Grannie Wilson&rsquo;s rack fell down<br />
+ Wi&rsquo; sic a fearfu&rsquo; din,<br />
+ And owre the floor in bick&rsquo;rin&rsquo; race<br />
+ Ran pewter plate and spune.<br /><br />
+
+ How Meg wi&rsquo; toothache girnin&rsquo; sat<br />
+ When startled, sprang a loup<br />
+ That cured her toothache, but she fell<br />
+ And coup&rsquo;t the water stoup;<br />
+ And how quiet Willie frae his bed&mdash;<br />
+ Wha gaed till&rsquo;t aye at dark&mdash;<br />
+ Put past endurance and a&rsquo; shame<br />
+ Did chase them in his sark.<br /><br />
+
+ But here the battle grew owre hot,<br />
+ So dreadfu&rsquo; the alarms,<br />
+ Now doors ahead wide open stood,<br />
+ Wharin were mustered arms;<br />
+ So what wi&rsquo; those in rear that charged,<br />
+ And what wi&rsquo; those in front,<br />
+ Against sic odds they ken&rsquo;d &rsquo;twas rash<br />
+ To battle wi&rsquo; a runt:<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>
+ So they retreated to the Crafts<br />
+ And Council held o&rsquo; war&mdash;<br />
+ A&rsquo; laughin&rsquo;, talkin&rsquo;, crackin&rsquo; jokes,<br />
+ Uninjured by a scar&mdash;<br />
+ When Robie said, come on, let&rsquo;s gang,<br />
+ Hugh Christie let us cage;<br />
+ Now, Hugh was crabbit and they liked<br />
+ To put him in a rage.<br /><br />
+
+ Wi&rsquo; tiptae steps they slippit up,<br />
+ And firmly tied the door,<br />
+ Then gently tirled&mdash;Hugh cried, &ldquo;Wha&rsquo;s there?&rdquo;<br />
+ Will gied a cuddie&rsquo;s roar&mdash;<br />
+ Hugh in a lowe, wi&rsquo; door in hand,<br />
+ Said he would them he-haw,<br />
+ When Jock like ony sheep did bae,<br />
+ And Pate like cock did craw.<br /><br />
+
+ Hugh finding that his threats were vain<br />
+ For that the door was tied,<br />
+ Began to swear, and kick, and pu&rsquo;<br />
+ And &ldquo;let me out,&rdquo; he cried;<br />
+ When raging like a very bear,<br />
+ And down him ran the sweat,<br />
+ They a&rsquo; put out their utmost skill<br />
+ To mak him yet mair het.<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
+ Some squeak&rsquo;t on panes, some thump&rsquo;t the door,<br />
+ Some rumbled on the wa&rsquo;<br />
+ Wi&rsquo; muckle stanes, till Hugh was sure<br />
+ The very house wad fa&rsquo;;&mdash;<br />
+ Now, Tam, the laird, sat on his loom,<br />
+ When hearin&rsquo; sic a racket<br />
+ He hurried out sayin&rsquo; to himsel,<br />
+ Sure Hugh has now gane crackit.<br /><br />
+
+ But Tam was late&mdash;the stage was clear,<br />
+ Yet Hugh still raged and swore&mdash;<br />
+ Tam in gruff voice bid him be quiet&mdash;<br />
+ What ailed him at the door?<br />
+ Now this was mair than Hugh could stan&rsquo;<br />
+ Frae Tam to get the wite,<br />
+ And getting vent, he burst on Tam,<br />
+ Then baith began to flyte.<br /><br />
+
+ Hugh wanted out&mdash;Tam wanted in:<br />
+ Each did the other blame&mdash;<br />
+ Tam cried to Hugh, he&rsquo;d break the door&mdash;<br />
+ Hugh cried to Tam, gae hame;<br />
+ But how it ended I ne&rsquo;er learned,<br />
+ But &rsquo;twas na then and there,<br />
+ For, Hugh and Tam, they did&rsquo;na speak<br />
+ For weeks, and may be mair.<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
+ And now to Peggie&rsquo;s they are aff,<br />
+ Wha&rsquo;s gley&rsquo;d and maistly blin&rsquo;&mdash;<br />
+ Hoot! haudawa guid folks! ne&rsquo;er fear!<br />
+ They dinna mean o&rsquo; sin;<br />
+ They&rsquo;re daft wi&rsquo; fun and this they ken&mdash;<br />
+ A&rsquo;s game on Halloween&mdash;<br />
+ For Baillies&rsquo; threats and Provosts&rsquo; laws<br />
+ They dinna care a prein.<br /><br />
+
+ Jock gied a backie-up to Tam,<br />
+ And Jimmie he stood bye,<br />
+ When Tam should gie the chess a rap<br />
+ That he should then let fly:<br />
+ Tam gied twa raps, and Jimmie quick<br />
+ Upon the sole let clash,<br />
+ Wi&rsquo; sic a noise that Peggie thought<br />
+ Had fallen out the sash.<br /><br />
+
+ She hurried to the door and then<br />
+ Weel blackguarded them a,<br />
+ As scoundrels, rascals and far war,<br />
+ Though ne&rsquo;er a ane she saw;<br />
+ Then owre the window &rsquo;gan to grape<br />
+ And looked wi&rsquo; head agee,<br />
+ But fient a hole or crack she fand<br />
+ And far less ane could see.<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>
+ While graping here, and keeking there<br />
+ In search o&rsquo; cracks and hole&mdash;<br />
+ For she was sure that some were broke,<br />
+ For glass was on the sole&mdash;<br />
+ Jock slippit up behind, unheard,<br />
+ And kittled quiet her lug,<br />
+ And ere she could to him turn round<br />
+ He neist gied her a hug.<br /><br />
+
+ In muckle rage that ane would daur<br />
+ Wi&rsquo; her sic freedom tak,<br />
+ She hurried in and quick took down<br />
+ A jug beside the rack,<br />
+ And filling it wi&rsquo; water het<br />
+ Frae kettle on the hob,<br />
+ She sware his fairin she&rsquo;d gie him<br />
+ For sic a shameless job:<br /><br />
+
+ But muckle war for Peggie &rsquo;twas<br />
+ To get in sic a fike,<br />
+ Far better had she taen a stra<br />
+ And kittled a wasps&rsquo; bike&mdash;<br />
+ For Nellie Brash was passing bye,<br />
+ A fish-wife for a tongue,<br />
+ And Peggie seeing something move<br />
+ On her the water flung.<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span>
+ But Gude preserve us! what a screigh!<br />
+ And what a dreadfu&rsquo; aith!<br />
+ Than limmar, jad, far war wi&rsquo; aithis<br />
+ She ca&rsquo;d her in hale-claith;<br />
+ And working hersel&rsquo; up to wark,<br />
+ Wi&rsquo; screigh like ony fien&rsquo;,<br />
+ She rushed on Peggie like a hawk,<br />
+ And swore she&rsquo;d straucht her een.<br /><br />
+
+ But Johnnie wi&rsquo; a pluck that night<br />
+ Was seen gaun in his door&mdash;<br />
+ Now, a&rsquo; that ken&rsquo;d him, ken&rsquo;d that he<br />
+ A pluck did &rsquo;maist adore;<br />
+ But maist a jaddie he did like,<br />
+ Aboon a&rsquo; ye could name,<br />
+ For never man liked woman sic<br />
+ As Johnnie liked his wame:<br /><br />
+
+ And Geordie guessing what was up,<br />
+ Led aff his gallant corps&mdash;<br />
+ Thinking it prudent Nell and Peg<br />
+ Should settle their ain score&mdash;<br />
+ They helped him up upon the dyke<br />
+ And canny he crawled up<br />
+ The gavil cape-stanes on his knees,<br />
+ Till lum-head he did grup;<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>
+ And raxing up upon his taes,<br />
+ He neist looked down the lum,<br />
+ Just then he heard a lively skirl<br />
+ And Johnnie&rsquo;s weel-pleased hum,<br />
+ And, thro&rsquo; a pue o&rsquo; steam and reek,<br />
+ He saw amid a glow<br />
+ The pan and in&rsquo;t a fork did pat<br />
+ As to the tune&mdash;&ldquo;My Joe&rdquo;!<br /><br />
+
+ And bending owre he aimed fair<br />
+ A stane as big &rsquo;s my han&rsquo;,<br />
+ And drappin &rsquo;t down&mdash;a blaze got up&mdash;<br />
+ He&rsquo;d coupit owre the pan&mdash;<br />
+ Quick as a squirrel he dreipit down<br />
+ And owre the yard he ran,<br />
+ As quick cam Johnnie to the front<br />
+ A sair bewildered man;<br /><br />
+
+ And standin&rsquo; out fornent the door<br />
+ He stared up at the lum,<br />
+ But fient a thing there could he see<br />
+ Like either head or bum;<br />
+ Then north he ran, then South again<br />
+ The lum to look about,<br />
+ But naething did he see or hear&mdash;<br />
+ It must hae been Auld Cloot:<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span>
+ Anither might hae blamed some ghaist,<br />
+ But Johnnie&rsquo;s faith was matter,<br />
+ He never dreamed o&rsquo; starin banes,<br />
+ His thoughts were something fatter&mdash;<br />
+ He now looked up, then down the street<br />
+ If he the cause could fin&rsquo;&mdash;<br />
+ Jock keeking round the corner, now,<br />
+ Said to his neighbours&mdash;rin.<br /><br />
+
+ And aff they ran, and in an ace<br />
+ They a&rsquo; were out o&rsquo; sight&mdash;<br />
+ Now, Johnnie seeing naething that<br />
+ Could throw on &rsquo;t ony light,<br />
+ Bethinkin&rsquo; o&rsquo; his pluck gaed in&mdash;<br />
+ The sight was nane to please,<br />
+ For some amang the ashes lay,<br />
+ The rest was in a bleeze:<br /><br />
+
+ Did Johnnie, hank&rsquo;rin&rsquo;, now sing dool?<br />
+ Our birkies naething rued;<br />
+ Nae sooner were they aff wi&rsquo; him<br />
+ Than a new splore was brewed:<br />
+ Though muckle tickled at the thought<br />
+ O&rsquo; Johnnie&rsquo;s clappit wame&mdash;<br />
+ Which might hae been as stent&rsquo;s a drum<br />
+ And witness o&rsquo; its fame&mdash;<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span>
+ Yet mair, by far, they liked sic fun<br />
+ As garred the bluid weel dance;<br />
+ They liked a chase frae ane that could<br />
+ Break wi&rsquo; them sic a lance:<br />
+ Now, Jimmie Adams was that ane,<br />
+ Nae daighie but guid mettle,<br />
+ And he had what did recommend&mdash;<br />
+ A wee spice o&rsquo; the nettle:<br /><br />
+
+ That mettle they resolved that night<br />
+ To put to sairest test,<br />
+ Nor wad the faut be theirs if not<br />
+ The nettle stung its best,<br />
+ For Willie frae his pouch had taen<br />
+ And charged a muckle scout,<br />
+ And said that Jimmie he wad show<br />
+ The wonders o&rsquo; a spout.<br /><br />
+
+ Now weel they ken&rsquo;d that he wad chase<br />
+ And that tae like a gru&rsquo;&mdash;<br />
+ And whom he caught he&rsquo;d mak him squeel<br />
+ As e&rsquo;re did ony sow&mdash;<br />
+ But what had they to fear frae him?<br />
+ Each suppler than anither,<br />
+ Nor was there ane but what might be<br />
+ To Asahel a brither.<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
+ But they made ready for the race;<br />
+ Their breeks they buckled up;<br />
+ Their bonnets pued down to their lugs;<br />
+ Their jackets buttoned up;<br />
+ And aff they a&rsquo; for Jimmie&rsquo;s set<br />
+ When coming near the house,<br />
+ They on their tiptaes slippit up<br />
+ As quiet as ony mouse.<br /><br />
+
+ Will by the curtain keeking in<br />
+ Saw Jimmie at his supper,<br />
+ And aye the spune gaun round the bowl,<br />
+ Syne dippin&rsquo; in the butter;<br />
+ He whispered this in Tammie&rsquo;s lug;<br />
+ Tam oped the outer door&mdash;<br />
+ Then Willie followed close behind<br />
+ As silent as afore:<br /><br />
+
+ Tam cautious oped the inner door,<br />
+ It gied the slightest squeak,<br />
+ And Jimmie wondrin&rsquo; what it was<br />
+ In listenin&rsquo; turned his cheek&mdash;<br />
+ Just then a strone frae Willie&rsquo;s scout<br />
+ Shot right into the spune,<br />
+ Which was as fixed in middle way<br />
+ Between the bowl and chin:<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>
+ Bang, bang, gaed inner, outer door&mdash;<br />
+ Nor Jimmie wi&rsquo; a clout<br />
+ Did dicht the parritch frae his face,<br />
+ But up, and he was out:<br />
+ Now, Tam and Will did trip and fa&rsquo;,<br />
+ Ane north, ane south, were seen&mdash;<br />
+ Out Jimmie cam, and trippit tae,<br />
+ And fell right in between.<br /><br />
+
+ First down, first up, they aff like hares,<br />
+ Each takin&rsquo; different airts;<br />
+ Nor there lay Jimmie lang to grane<br />
+ And haud the bluidin parts&mdash;<br />
+ But like a gru&rsquo; he aff and ran<br />
+ Wi&rsquo; bicker down the street&mdash;<br />
+ Na need had Tam, nor did he let<br />
+ The dirt stick to his feet.<br /><br />
+
+ First down ae street, then up anither,<br />
+ Then through an entry ran&mdash;<br />
+ Here Jimmie, furious, in the dark,<br />
+ Maist coupit owre a man&mdash;<br />
+ He lost some grun, but did&rsquo;na wait<br />
+ If down to help him up&mdash;<br />
+ His lufe owre youky was, to stay,<br />
+ O&rsquo; Tam to get a grup.<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span>
+ Thus Tam did lead, thus Jimmie chased,<br />
+ Maist owre half o&rsquo; the town,<br />
+ But wishing Jimmie warmer wark<br />
+ Began to wear him roun&rsquo;<br />
+ To Johnston&rsquo;s Corner as agreed,<br />
+ There he his neighbours met,<br />
+ Wha, seeing Jimmie in pursuit,<br />
+ Took owre the Kirk-yard yett:<br /><br />
+
+ There Jimmie followed&mdash;now was fun&mdash;<br />
+ A&rsquo; round the kirk did rin,<br />
+ Like drove o&rsquo; stirks wi&rsquo; tails on end,<br />
+ And raging bull behin&rsquo;;<br />
+ Syne out amang the headstanes ran,<br />
+ And there they jouked about,<br />
+ Here mony a jerk did Jimmie get<br />
+ As he ran in and out.<br /><br />
+
+ At last he fell&mdash;they heard him pech<br />
+ But saw nor heard na mair&mdash;<br />
+ They did&rsquo;na wait to ask him if<br />
+ The part he hurt was sair;<br />
+ But owre the dyke they maistly flew,<br />
+ Syne yont the Crafts like stour,<br />
+ Whar on the grass they lay and laughed,<br />
+ And joked for maist and hour.<br /><br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span>
+ Till Jock said he na supper had,<br />
+ That he was now gaun hame&mdash;<br />
+ That he was as a whistle tume;<br />
+ As tume as Johnnie&rsquo;s wame;<br />
+ And Robie said he could na stan&rsquo;<br />
+ That he was maist clean gane,<br />
+ His brawns he said gaed flappin round<br />
+ And round about the bane.<br /><br />
+
+ But whether Sandy gaed straucht hame<br />
+ Or no, there is some doubt,<br />
+ For on neist morn, cencerning him,<br />
+ A something leaked out;<br />
+ The outs and ins I canna tell&mdash;<br />
+ Some mystery about pouther&mdash;<br />
+ Pate Bryce scarce put the kettle on,<br />
+ When it flew owre his shouther.<br />
+</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<hr style="width:45%" />
+
+<p class="center">Printed at Warwick&rsquo;s Job Office.</p>
+
+
+
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+<pre>
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+ SPLORES
+ OF A
+ HALLOWEEN,
+
+ TWENTY YEARS AGO:
+
+ BY ALEXANDER DICK.
+
+
+ WOODSTOCK, C. W.:
+ WILLIAM WARWICK, PUBLISHER.
+ 1867.
+
+
+
+
+ PREFACE.
+
+
+The following verses were sent to compete for the prize offered in
+October last, by the Montreal Caledonian Society, for the "best poem on
+Halloween." They were not successful; and some may be ready to ask, "Why
+then publish them?" It may be sufficient to reply, "I choose to do so;"
+"I choose to appeal from the award of the Judges to the decision of the
+public." A single sentence will explain why I make such an appeal. The
+gentlemen appointed to act as judges based their decision, according to
+their published statement, as much upon "suitability for recitation at a
+public festival," as upon "literary merit." Had this been stated in the
+advertisement inviting competition it would have been all right. But it
+is very evident that all poems which might be judged unsuitable for such
+recitation, would necessarily be excluded from competition, whatever
+might be their "literary merits," and the successful production could
+only be that which among the "suitable" was regarded as possessing the
+greatest literary excellence. It is on this ground--and not because I
+could be so vain as to think that my production _ought_ to have received
+the prize, while I was altogether unacquainted with not a few others
+which may have been rejected on the same principle--that I complain of
+the award of the Judges, and that I now appeal from that award by this
+publication.
+
+A poem may be very well suited for recitation at a public festival, and
+possess very slight claims to any literary merit, while another
+indefinitely superior might not in such circumstances be suitable for
+recitation at all.
+
+With the public I now leave the decision, and shall cheerfully acquiesce
+in its award whether favourable or the reverse.
+
+ A. D.
+
+ Woodstock, C. W., Jan., 1867.
+
+
+
+
+ HALLOWEEN.
+
+
+ This night we meet o' a' the nights,
+ For fun the very wale,
+ When melancholy taks its flight,
+ And graning pains grow hale;
+ When young anes, wi' sic antic tricks,
+ And wi' their laughin' music,
+ Gar auld anes tae forget their cares,
+ And feel't the best o' physic.
+
+ And though wi' some we used to meet
+ We canna haud this night,
+ Yet we are here to show we ne'er
+ Forget tho' out o' sight:--
+ And o' a HALLOWEEN langsyne,
+ I will to you rehearse,
+ And as a canter ye may like,
+ I'll gied to ye in verse.
+
+ Ae night gane bye, at gloamin' time,
+ When there was muckle steer,
+ Mang witch mid warlock gathered far
+ To ride in high career,
+ Some callants met, a merry crew,
+ Yet each a decent chiel--
+ Though on that night a' seem'd possessed
+ O' something o' the deil.
+
+ Their runts clean through and through were bored
+ And stuffed with raivelins fou,
+ And like a chimley when on fire
+ Each could the reek out spue:
+ And thus convened they council held,
+ Wi' handsel whar they'd gang;
+ A' being settled and now dark,
+ They set off in a bang.
+
+ It was resolved that they should try,
+ On Kate, their Jenny-reeker,
+ And see if 'twad hae ony guid
+ Upon a witch to smeek her:
+ Jock through the key-hole sent a cloud
+ That reached across the house,
+ While in below the door reek rushed
+ Like water through a sluice.
+
+ Kate maistly chock't, wi' hostin' seized,
+ Ran to the door for air,
+ Wi' open mouth and gaspin' much
+ O' reek she caught the mair,
+ Nor could she speak but gasp for breath
+ When they took to their heel,
+ But black wi' rage she shook her neive
+ And wished them wi' the deil.
+
+ But whether Kate had power or no
+ To put them 'neath his will,
+ Frae this 'twad seem they could na get
+ O' mischief half their fill;
+ Frae door to door they madly ran,
+ Frae door to window flew,
+ Whare'er a crack or hole they fand
+ They in the reek did spue:
+
+ Till ilka door wide open flew
+ Wi' bang against the wa',
+ And some ane gaspin' shouted out
+ Some threat about the law;
+ Some chased, mair earnest, wi' a stick;
+ Auld Jinker threw his last;
+ And Supplejoints wi' elwand ran
+ Behind, though he ran fast:
+
+ On him they wheeled, and charging, fired,
+ In turn his Jenny-reeker,
+ Ane struck him on the head and bounced,
+ And ane gied him a keeker;
+ He turned his back and faster ran,
+ 'Twas now their turn to follow--
+ But ere he reached his door his head
+ Had mony a heich and hollow.
+
+ Nae time was lost--to Rab's they ran,
+ But ere they reached the gate,
+ They haulted to mak sure their plan.
+ And guard against ill fate--
+ For weel they ken'd that Rab would watch
+ His cabbages that night,
+ But they resolved that them they'd hae
+ Afore the morning light.
+
+ Twa slippit up and oped the yett
+ And tied across a rape,
+ The others creepit through the hedge
+ At whar there was a gape,
+ And creepin' down amang the runts
+ They pued and pued their wale;
+ But Rab had spied the twa and thought
+ To catch them without fail.
+
+ They saw him tae, but ne'er let on
+ Till he at them did grab,
+ Then shouted as they lap and ran
+ Weel done! weel done, our Rab!
+ Rab in pursuit wi' a' his might
+ Fell lengthways at the yett,
+ The groans he gied were as the fa',
+ For Rab was heavy wecht.
+
+ But he, wi' noise and very rage,
+ 'Twas said, went maist dementit,
+ And when he saw his cabbage smashed,
+ He fell right our and fentit--
+ For on his door wi' batt'ring rams
+ They made a grand attack,
+ And Rab within not darin' out
+ Was sure he heard it crack.
+
+ Nor yet on his alane did fa'
+ The brunt o' civil war;
+ A score and mae its hist'ry bear
+ In mony a dreadfu' scar;
+ And to relate a' that befell,
+ The incidents attendin',
+ This night and maist another till't
+ Wad scarcely hear the endin':
+
+ How Supplejoints a lesson got
+ To be discrete and civil;
+ And how it gied the priest a text
+ On a' the fruits o' evil;
+ How Grannie Wilson's rack fell down
+ Wi' sic a fearfu' din,
+ And owre the floor in bick'rin' race
+ Ran pewter plate and spune.
+
+ How Meg wi' toothache girnin' sat
+ When startled, sprang a loup
+ That cured her toothache, but she fell
+ And coup't the water stoup;
+ And how quiet Willie frae his bed--
+ Wha gaed till't aye at dark--
+ Put past endurance and a' shame
+ Did chase them in his sark.
+
+ But here the battle grew owre hot,
+ So dreadfu' the alarms,
+ Now doors ahead wide open stood,
+ Wharin were mustered arms;
+ So what wi' those in rear that charged,
+ And what wi' those in front,
+ Against sic odds they ken'd 'twas rash
+ To battle wi' a runt:
+
+ So they retreated to the Crafts
+ And Council held o' war--
+ A' laughin', talkin', crackin' jokes,
+ Uninjured by a scar--
+ When Robie said, come on, let's gang,
+ Hugh Christie let us cage;
+ Now, Hugh was crabbit and they liked
+ To put him in a rage.
+
+ Wi' tiptae steps they slippit up,
+ And firmly tied the door,
+ Then gently tirled--Hugh cried, "Wha's there?"
+ Will gied a cuddie's roar--
+ Hugh in a lowe, wi' door in hand,
+ Said he would them he-haw,
+ When Jock like ony sheep did bae,
+ And Pate like cock did craw.
+
+ Hugh finding that his threats were vain
+ For that the door was tied,
+ Began to swear, and kick, and pu'
+ And "let me out," he cried;
+ When raging like a very bear,
+ And down him ran the sweat,
+ They a' put out their utmost skill
+ To mak him yet mair het.
+
+ Some squeak't on panes, some thump't the door,
+ Some rumbled on the wa'
+ Wi' muckle stanes, till Hugh was sure
+ The very house wad fa';--
+ Now, Tam, the laird, sat on his loom,
+ When hearin' sic a racket
+ He hurried out sayin' to himsel,
+ Sure Hugh has now gane crackit.
+
+ But Tam was late--the stage was clear,
+ Yet Hugh still raged and swore--
+ Tam in gruff voice bid him be quiet--
+ What ailed him at the door?
+ Now this was mair than Hugh could stan'
+ Frae Tam to get the wite,
+ And getting vent, he burst on Tam,
+ Then baith began to flyte.
+
+ Hugh wanted out--Tam wanted in:
+ Each did the other blame--
+ Tam cried to Hugh, he'd break the door--
+ Hugh cried to Tam, gae hame;
+ But how it ended I ne'er learned,
+ But 'twas na then and there,
+ For, Hugh and Tam, they did'na speak
+ For weeks, and may be mair.
+
+ And now to Peggie's they are aff,
+ Wha's gley'd and maistly blin'--
+ Hoot! haudawa guid folks! ne'er fear!
+ They dinna mean o' sin;
+ They're daft wi' fun and this they ken--
+ A's game on Halloween--
+ For Baillies' threats and Provosts' laws
+ They dinna care a prein.
+
+ Jock gied a backie-up to Tam,
+ And Jimmie he stood bye,
+ When Tam should gie the chess a rap
+ That he should then let fly:
+ Tam gied twa raps, and Jimmie quick
+ Upon the sole let clash,
+ Wi' sic a noise that Peggie thought
+ Had fallen out the sash.
+
+ She hurried to the door and then
+ Weel blackguarded them a,
+ As scoundrels, rascals and far war,
+ Though ne'er a ane she saw;
+ Then owre the window 'gan to grape
+ And looked wi' head agee,
+ But fient a hole or crack she fand
+ And far less ane could see.
+
+ While graping here, and keeking there
+ In search o' cracks and hole--
+ For she was sure that some were broke,
+ For glass was on the sole--
+ Jock slippit up behind, unheard,
+ And kittled quiet her lug,
+ And ere she could to him turn round
+ He neist gied her a hug.
+
+ In muckle rage that ane would daur
+ Wi' her sic freedom tak,
+ She hurried in and quick took down
+ A jug beside the rack,
+ And filling it wi' water het
+ Frae kettle on the hob,
+ She sware his fairin she'd gie him
+ For sic a shameless job:
+
+ But muckle war for Peggie 'twas
+ To get in sic a fike,
+ Far better had she taen a stra
+ And kittled a wasps' bike--
+ For Nellie Brash was passing bye,
+ A fish-wife for a tongue,
+ And Peggie seeing something move
+ On her the water flung.
+
+ But Gude preserve us! what a screigh!
+ And what a dreadfu' aith!
+ Than limmar, jad, far war wi' aithis
+ She ca'd her in hale-claith;
+ And working hersel' up to wark,
+ Wi' screigh like ony fien',
+ She rushed on Peggie like a hawk,
+ And swore she'd straucht her een.
+
+ But Johnnie wi' a pluck that night
+ Was seen gaun in his door--
+ Now, a' that ken'd him, ken'd that he
+ A pluck did 'maist adore;
+ But maist a jaddie he did like,
+ Aboon a' ye could name,
+ For never man liked woman sic
+ As Johnnie liked his wame:
+
+ And Geordie guessing what was up,
+ Led aff his gallant corps--
+ Thinking it prudent Nell and Peg
+ Should settle their ain score--
+ They helped him up upon the dyke
+ And canny he crawled up
+ The gavil cape-stanes on his knees,
+ Till lum-head he did grup;
+
+ And raxing up upon his taes,
+ He neist looked down the lum,
+ Just then he heard a lively skirl
+ And Johnnie's weel-pleased hum,
+ And, thro' a pue o' steam and reek,
+ He saw amid a glow
+ The pan and in't a fork did pat
+ As to the tune--"My Joe"!
+
+ And bending owre he aimed fair
+ A stane as big 's my han',
+ And drappin 't down--a blaze got up--
+ He'd coupit owre the pan--
+ Quick as a squirrel he dreipit down
+ And owre the yard he ran,
+ As quick cam Johnnie to the front
+ A sair bewildered man;
+
+ And standin' out fornent the door
+ He stared up at the lum,
+ But fient a thing there could he see
+ Like either head or bum;
+ Then north he ran, then South again
+ The lum to look about,
+ But naething did he see or hear--
+ It must hae been Auld Cloot:
+
+ Anither might hae blamed some ghaist,
+ But Johnnie's faith was matter,
+ He never dreamed o' starin banes,
+ His thoughts were something fatter--
+ He now looked up, then down the street
+ If he the cause could fin'--
+ Jock keeking round the corner, now,
+ Said to his neighbours--rin.
+
+ And aff they ran, and in an ace
+ They a' were out o' sight--
+ Now, Johnnie seeing naething that
+ Could throw on 't ony light,
+ Bethinkin' o' his pluck gaed in--
+ The sight was nane to please,
+ For some amang the ashes lay,
+ The rest was in a bleeze:
+
+ Did Johnnie, hank'rin', now sing dool?
+ Our birkies naething rued;
+ Nae sooner were they aff wi' him
+ Than a new splore was brewed:
+ Though muckle tickled at the thought
+ O' Johnnie's clappit wame--
+ Which might hae been as stent's a drum
+ And witness o' its fame--
+
+ Yet mair, by far, they liked sic fun
+ As garred the bluid weel dance;
+ They liked a chase frae ane that could
+ Break wi' them sic a lance:
+ Now, Jimmie Adams was that ane,
+ Nae daighie but guid mettle,
+ And he had what did recommend--
+ A wee spice o' the nettle:
+
+ That mettle they resolved that night
+ To put to sairest test,
+ Nor wad the faut be theirs if not
+ The nettle stung its best,
+ For Willie frae his pouch had taen
+ And charged a muckle scout,
+ And said that Jimmie he wad show
+ The wonders o' a spout.
+
+ Now weel they ken'd that he wad chase
+ And that tae like a gru'--
+ And whom he caught he'd mak him squeel
+ As e're did ony sow--
+ But what had they to fear frae him?
+ Each suppler than anither,
+ Nor was there ane but what might be
+ To Asahel a brither.
+
+ But they made ready for the race;
+ Their breeks they buckled up;
+ Their bonnets pued down to their lugs;
+ Their jackets buttoned up;
+ And aff they a' for Jimmie's set
+ When coming near the house,
+ They on their tiptaes slippit up
+ As quiet as ony mouse.
+
+ Will by the curtain keeking in
+ Saw Jimmie at his supper,
+ And aye the spune gaun round the bowl,
+ Syne dippin' in the butter;
+ He whispered this in Tammie's lug;
+ Tam oped the outer door--
+ Then Willie followed close behind
+ As silent as afore:
+
+ Tam cautious oped the inner door,
+ It gied the slightest squeak,
+ And Jimmie wondrin' what it was
+ In listenin' turned his cheek--
+ Just then a strone frae Willie's scout
+ Shot right into the spune,
+ Which was as fixed in middle way
+ Between the bowl and chin:
+
+ Bang, bang, gaed inner, outer door--
+ Nor Jimmie wi' a clout
+ Did dicht the parritch frae his face,
+ But up, and he was out:
+ Now, Tam and Will did trip and fa',
+ Ane north, ane south, were seen--
+ Out Jimmie cam, and trippit tae,
+ And fell right in between.
+
+ First down, first up, they aff like hares,
+ Each takin' different airts;
+ Nor there lay Jimmie lang to grane
+ And haud the bluidin parts--
+ But like a gru' he aff and ran
+ Wi' bicker down the street--
+ Na need had Tam, nor did he let
+ The dirt stick to his feet.
+
+ First down ae street, then up anither,
+ Then through an entry ran--
+ Here Jimmie, furious, in the dark,
+ Maist coupit owre a man--
+ He lost some grun, but did'na wait
+ If down to help him up--
+ His lufe owre youky was, to stay,
+ O' Tam to get a grup.
+
+ Thus Tam did lead, thus Jimmie chased,
+ Maist owre half o' the town,
+ But wishing Jimmie warmer wark
+ Began to wear him roun'
+ To Johnston's Corner as agreed,
+ There he his neighbours met,
+ Wha, seeing Jimmie in pursuit,
+ Took owre the Kirk-yard yett:
+
+ There Jimmie followed--now was fun--
+ A' round the kirk did rin,
+ Like drove o' stirks wi' tails on end,
+ And raging bull behin';
+ Syne out amang the headstanes ran,
+ And there they jouked about,
+ Here mony a jerk did Jimmie get
+ As he ran in and out.
+
+ At last he fell--they heard him pech
+ But saw nor heard na mair--
+ They did'na wait to ask him if
+ The part he hurt was sair;
+ But owre the dyke they maistly flew,
+ Syne yont the Crafts like stour,
+ Whar on the grass they lay and laughed,
+ And joked for maist and hour.
+
+ Till Jock said he na supper had,
+ That he was now gaun hame--
+ That he was as a whistle tume;
+ As tume as Johnnie's wame;
+ And Robie said he could na stan'
+ That he was maist clean gane,
+ His brawns he said gaed flappin round
+ And round about the bane.
+
+ But whether Sandy gaed straucht hame
+ Or no, there is some doubt,
+ For on neist morn, cencerning him,
+ A something leaked out;
+ The outs and ins I canna tell--
+ Some mystery about pouther--
+ Pate Bryce scarce put the kettle on,
+ When it flew owre his shouther.
+
+
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+
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