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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of McAllister and His Double, by Arthur Train
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: McAllister and His Double
+
+Author: Arthur Train
+
+Release Date: December 8, 2010 [EBook #34597]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: UTF-8
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MCALLISTER AND HIS DOUBLE ***
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+Produced by Steven desJardins and the Online Distributed
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+
+[Illustration: McALLISTER AND HIS DOUBLE ARTHUR TRAIN]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: McAllister whispered sharply in his ear. (Page 68.)]
+
+
+
+
+McALLISTER
+AND HIS DOUBLE
+
+BY ARTHUR TRAIN
+
+ILLUSTRATED
+
+CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS
+NEW YORK:::::::::::::::::1905
+
+COPYRIGHT, 1905, BY
+CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS
+
+Published, September, 1905
+
+TROW DIRECTORY
+PRINTING AND BOOKBINDING COMPANY
+NEW YORK
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+ PAGE
+MCALLISTER'S CHRISTMAS 1
+THE BARON DE VILLE 53
+THE ESCAPE OF WILKINS 77
+THE GOVERNOR-GENERAL'S TRUNK 113
+THE GOLDEN TOUCH 141
+MCALLISTER'S DATA OF ETHICS 177
+MCALLISTER'S MARRIAGE 205
+THE JAILBIRD 233
+IN THE COURSE OF JUSTICE 255
+THE MAXIMILIAN DIAMOND 283
+EXTRADITION 311
+
+
+
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+McAllister whispered sharply in his ear _Frontispiece_
+
+ FACING PAGE
+"What do you know about it? I tell you it's all rot!" 6
+
+"Throw up your hands!" 10
+
+"Do you know who you've caught?" 16
+
+"Merry Christmas, Fatty!" 24
+
+"I think you've got Raffles whipped to a standstill." 64
+
+"You think you're a sure winner. But I _know_ you. I know
+your _face_." 88
+
+"Wot do you want?" drawled the fat man, blinking at the lantern 102
+
+"Who in thunder are _you_?" 110
+
+Deftly tied the two ends of string around it 130
+
+"Hands up, or I'll shoot!" yelled the detective, as a fat,
+wild-eyed individual sprung from within 136
+
+He hesitated a moment as if giving the matter the consideration
+it deserved 324
+
+
+
+
+McAllister's Christmas
+
+
+I
+
+McAllister was out of sorts. All the afternoon he had sat in the club
+window and watched the Christmas shoppers hurrying by with their
+bundles. He thanked God he had no brats to buy moo-cows and bow-wows
+for. The very nonchalance of these victims of a fate that had given them
+families irritated him. McAllister was a clubman, pure and simple; that
+is to say though neither simple nor pure, he was a clubman and nothing
+more. He had occupied the same seat by the same window during the
+greater part of his earthly existence, and they were the same seat and
+window that his father had filled before him. His select and exclusive
+circle called him "Chubby," and his five-and-forty years of terrapin and
+cocktails had given him a graceful rotundity of person that did not
+belie the name. They had also endowed him with a cheerful though
+somewhat florid countenance, and a permanent sense of well-being.
+
+As the afternoon wore on and the pedestrians became fewer, McAllister
+sank deeper and deeper into gloom. The club was deserted. Everybody had
+gone out of town to spend Christmas with someone else, and the
+Winthrops, on whom he had counted for a certainty, had failed for some
+reason to invite him. He had waited confidently until the last minute,
+and now he was stranded, alone.
+
+It began to snow softly, gently. McAllister threw himself disconsolately
+into a leathern armchair by the smouldering logs on the six-foot hearth.
+A servant in livery entered, pulled down the shades, and after touching
+a button that threw a subdued radiance over the room, withdrew
+noiselessly.
+
+"Come back here, Peter!" growled McAllister. "Anybody in the club?"
+
+"Only Mr. Tomlinson, sir."
+
+McAllister swore under his breath.
+
+"Yes, sir," replied Peter.
+
+McAllister shot a quick glance at him.
+
+"I didn't say anything. You may go."
+
+This time Peter got almost to the door.
+
+"Er--Peter; ask Mr. Tomlinson if he will dine with me."
+
+Peter presently returned with the intelligence that Mr. Tomlinson would
+be delighted.
+
+"Of course," grumbled McAllister to himself. "No one ever knew Tomlinson
+to refuse anything."
+
+He ordered dinner, and then took up an evening paper in which an effort
+had been made to conceal the absence of news by summarizing the
+achievements of the past year. Staring head-lines invited his notice to
+
+ =A YEAR OF PROGRESS.=
+
+ =What the Tenement-House Commission Has Accomplished.=
+
+ =FURTHER NEED OF PRISON REFORM.=
+
+He threw down the paper in disgust. This reform made him sick. Tenements
+and prisons! Why were the papers always talking about tenements and
+prisons? They were a great deal better than the people who lived in them
+deserved. He recalled Wilkins, his valet, who had stolen his black pearl
+scarf-pin. It increased his ill-humor. Hang Wilkins! The thief was
+probably out by this time and wearing the pin. It had been a matter of
+jest among his friends that the servant had looked not unlike his
+master. McAllister winced at the thought.
+
+"Dinner is served," said Peter.
+
+An hour and a half later, Tomlinson and McAllister, having finished a
+sumptuous repast, stared stupidly at each other across their liqueurs.
+They were stuffed and bored. Tomlinson was a thin man who knew
+everything positively. McAllister hated him. He always felt when in his
+company like the woman who invariably answered her husband's remarks by
+"'Tain't so! It's just the opposite!" Tomlinson was trying to make
+conversation by repeating assertively what he had read in the evening
+press.
+
+"Now, our prisons," he announced authoritatively. "Why, it is
+outrageous! The people are crowded in like cattle; the food is
+loathsome. It's a disgrace to a civilized city!"
+
+This was the last straw to McAllister.
+
+"Look here," he snapped back at Tomlinson, who shrank behind his cigar
+at the vehemence of the attack, "what do you know about it? I tell you
+it's all rot! It's all politics! Our tenements are all right, and so are
+our prisons. The law of supply and demand regulates the tenements; and
+who pays for the prisons, I'd like to know? We pay for 'em, and the
+scamps that rob us live in 'em for nothing. The Tombs is a great deal
+better than most second-class hotels on the Continent. I _know_! I had a
+valet once that-- Oh, what's the use! I'd be glad to spend Christmas in
+no worse place. Reform! Stuff! Don't tell me!" He sank back purple in
+the face.
+
+[Illustration: "What do you know about it? I tell you it's all rot!"]
+
+"Oh, of course--if you know!" Tomlinson hesitated politely, remembering
+that McAllister had signed for the dinner.
+
+"Well, I _do_ know," affirmed McAllister.
+
+
+II
+
+"No-el! No-el! No-el! No-el!" rang out the bells, as McAllister left the
+club at twelve o'clock and started down the avenue.
+
+"No-el! No-el!" hummed McAllister. "Pretty old air!" he thought. He had
+almost forgotten that it was Christmas morning. As he felt his way
+gingerly over the stone sidewalks, the bells were ringing all around
+him. First one chime, then another. "No-el! No-el! No-el! No-el!" They
+ceased, leaving the melody floating on the moist night air.
+
+The snow began to fall irregularly in patchy flakes, then gradually
+turned to rain. First a soft, wet mist, that dimmed the electric lights
+and shrouded the hotel windows; then a fine sprinkle; at last the chill
+rain of a winter's night. McAllister turned up his coat-collar and
+looked about for a cab. It was too late. He hurried hastily down the
+avenue. Soon a welcome sight met his eye--a coupé, a night-hawk,
+crawling slowly down the block, on the lookout, no doubt, for belated
+Christmas revellers. Without superfluous introduction McAllister made a
+dive for the door, shouted his address, and jumped inside. The driver,
+but half-roused from his lethargy, muttered something unintelligible and
+pulled in his horse. At the same moment the dark figure of a man swiftly
+emerged from a side street, ran up to the cab, opened the door, threw in
+a heavy object upon McAllister's feet, and followed it with himself.
+
+"Let her go!" he cried, slamming the door. The driver, without
+hesitation, lashed his horse and started at a furious gallop down the
+slippery avenue.
+
+Then for the first time the stranger perceived McAllister. There was a
+muttered curse, a gleam of steel as they flashed by a street-lamp, and
+the clubman felt the cold muzzle of a revolver against his cheek.
+
+"Speak, and I'll blow yer head off!"
+
+The cab swayed and swerved in all directions, and the driver retained
+his seat with difficulty. McAllister, clinging to the sides of the
+rocking vehicle, expected every moment to be either shot or thrown out
+and killed.
+
+"Don't move!" hissed his companion.
+
+McAllister tried with difficulty not to move.
+
+Suddenly there came a shrill whistle, followed by the clatter of hoofs.
+A figure on horseback dashed by. The driver, endeavoring to rein in his
+now maddened beast, lost his balance and pitched overboard. There was a
+confusion of shouts, a blue flash, a loud report. The horse sprang into
+the air and fell, kicking, upon the pavement; the cab crashed upon its
+side; amid a shower of glass the door parted company with its hinges,
+and the stranger, placing his heel on McAllister's stomach, leaped
+quickly into the darkness. A moment later, having recovered a part of
+his scattered senses, our hero, thrusting himself through the shattered
+framework of the cab, staggered to his feet. He remembered dimly
+afterward having expected to create a mild sensation among the
+spectators by announcing, in response to their polite inquiries as to
+his safety, that he was "quite uninjured." Instead, however, the glare
+of a policeman's lantern was turned upon his dishevelled countenance,
+and a hoarse voice shouted:
+
+"Throw up your hands!"
+
+[Illustration: "Throw up your hands!"]
+
+He threw them up. Like the Phœnix rising from its ashes, McAllister
+emerged from the débris which surrounded him. On either side of the cab
+he beheld a policeman with a levelled revolver. A mounted officer stood
+sentinel beside the smoking body of the horse.
+
+"No tricks, now!" continued the voice. "Pull your feet out of that mess,
+and keep your hands up! Slip on the nippers, Tom. Better go through him
+here. They always manage to lose somethin' goin' over."
+
+McAllister wondered where "Over" was. Before he could protest, he was
+unceremoniously seated upon the body of the dead horse and the officers
+were going rapidly through his clothes.
+
+"Thought so!" muttered Tom, as he drew out of McAllister's coat-pocket a
+revolver and a jimmy. "Just as well to unballast 'em at the start." A
+black calico mask and a small bottle filled with a colorless liquid
+followed.
+
+Tom drew a quick breath.
+
+"So you're one of those, are ye?" he added with an oath.
+
+The victim of this astounding adventure had not yet spoken. Now he
+stammered:
+
+"Look here! Who do you think I am? This is all a mistake."
+
+Tom did not deign to reply.
+
+The officer on horseback had dismounted and was poking among the pieces
+of cab.
+
+"What's this here?" he inquired, as he dragged a large bundle covered
+with black cloth into the circle of light, and, untying a bit of cord,
+poured its contents upon the pavement. A glittering silver service
+rolled out upon the asphalt and reflected the glow of the lanterns.
+
+"Gee! look at all the swag!" cried Tom. "I wonder where he melts it up."
+
+Faintly at first, then nearer and nearer, came the harsh clanging of the
+"hurry up" wagon.
+
+"Get up!" directed Tom, punctuating his order with mild kicks. Then, as
+the driver reined up the panting horses alongside, the officer grabbed
+his prisoner by the coat-collar and yanked him to his feet.
+
+"Jump in," he said roughly.
+
+"My God!" exclaimed our friend half-aloud, "where are they going to take
+me?"
+
+"To the Tombs--for Christmas!" answered Tom.
+
+
+III
+
+McAllister, hatless, stumbled into the wagon and was thrust forcibly
+into a corner. Above the steady drum of the rain upon the waterproof
+cover he could hear the officers outside packing up the silverware and
+discussing their capture.
+
+The hot japanned tin of the wagon-lamps smelled abominably. The heavy
+breathing of the horses, together with the sickening odor of rubber and
+damp straw, told him that this was no dream, but a frightful reality.
+
+"He's a bad un!" came Tom's voice in tones of caution. "You can see his
+lay is the gentleman racket. Wait till he gets to the precinct and hear
+the steer he'll give the sergeant. He's a wise un, and don't you forget
+it!"
+
+As the wagon started, the officers swung on to the steps behind.
+McAllister, crouching in the straw by the driver's seat, tried to
+understand what had happened. Apart from a few bruises and a cut on his
+forehead he had escaped injury, and, while considerably shaken up, was
+physically little the worse for his adventure. His head, however, ached
+badly. What he suffered from most was a new and strange sensation of
+helplessness. It was as if he had stepped into another world, in which
+he--McAllister, of the Colophon Club--did not belong and the language of
+which he did not speak. The ignominy of his position crushed him. Never
+again, should this disgrace become known, could he bring himself to
+enter the portals of the club. To be the hero of an exciting adventure
+with a burglar in a runaway cab was one matter, but to be arrested,
+haled to prison and locked up, was quite another. Once before the proper
+authorities, it would be simple enough to explain who and what he was,
+but the question that troubled him was how to avoid publicity. He
+remembered the bills in his pocket. Fortunately they were still there.
+In spite of the handcuffs, he wormed them out and surreptitiously held
+up the roll. The guard started visibly, and, turning away his head,
+allowed McAllister to thrust the wad into his hand.
+
+"Can't I square this, somehow?" whispered our hero, hesitatingly.
+
+The guard broke into a loud guffaw. "Get on to him!" he laughed. "He's
+at it already, Tom. Look at the dough he took out of his pants! You're
+right about his lay." He turned fiercely upon McAllister, who, dazed by
+this sudden turn of affairs, once more retreated into his corner.
+
+The three officers counted the money ostentatiously by the light of a
+lantern.
+
+"Eighty plunks! Thought we was cheap, didn't he?" remarked the guard
+scornfully. "No; eighty plunks won't square this job for you! It'll take
+nearer eight years. No more monkey business, now! You've struck the
+wrong combine!"
+
+McAllister saw that he had been guilty of a terrible _faux pas_. Any
+explanation to these officers was clearly impossible. With an official
+it would be different. He had once met a police commissioner at dinner,
+and remembered that he had seemed really almost like a gentleman.
+
+The wagon drew up at a police station, and presently McAllister found
+himself in a small room, at one end of which iron bars ran from floor to
+ceiling. A kerosene lamp cast a dim light over a weather-beaten desk,
+behind which, half-asleep, reclined an officer on night duty. A single
+other chair and four large octagonal stone receptacles were the only
+remaining furniture.
+
+The man behind the desk opened his eyes, yawned, and stared stupidly at
+the officers. A clock directly overhead struck "one" with harsh, vibrant
+clang.
+
+"Wot yer got?" inquired the sergeant.
+
+"A second-story man," answered the guard.
+
+"He took to a cab," explained Tom, "and him and his partner give us a
+fierce chase down the avenoo. O'Halloran shot the horse, and the cab was
+all knocked to hell. The other fellow clawed out before we could nab
+him. But we got this one all right."
+
+"Hi, there, McCarthy!" shouted the sergeant to someone in the dim vast
+beyond. "Come and open up." He examined McAllister with a degree of
+interest. "Quite a swell guy!" he commented. "Them dress clothes must
+have been real pretty onc't."
+
+McAllister stood with soaked and rumpled hair, hatless and collarless,
+his coat torn and splashed, and his shirt-bosom bloody and covered with
+mud. He wanted to cry, for the first time in thirty-five years.
+
+"Wot's yer name?" asked the sergeant.
+
+The prisoner remained stiffly mute. He would have suffered anything
+rather than disclose himself.
+
+"Where do yer live?"
+
+Still no answer. The sergeant gave vent to a grim laugh.
+
+"Mum, eh?" He scribbled something in the blotter upon the desk before
+him. Then he raised his eyes and scrutinized McAllister's face. Suddenly
+he jumped to his feet.
+
+[Illustration: "Do you know who you've caught?"]
+
+"Well, of all the luck!" he exclaimed. "Do you know who you've caught?
+It's Fatty Welch!"
+
+
+IV
+
+How he had managed to live through the night that followed McAllister
+could never afterward understand. Locked in a cell, alone, to be sure,
+but with no light, he took off his dripping coat and threw himself on
+the wooden seat that served for a bed. It was about six inches too
+short. He lay there for a few moments, then got wearily to his feet and
+began to pace up and down the narrow cell. His legs and abdomen, which
+had been the recipients of so much attention, pained him severely. The
+occupant of the next apartment, awakened by our friend's arrival, began
+to show irritation. He ordered McAllister in no gentle language to
+abstain from exercise and go to sleep. A woman farther down the corridor
+commenced to moan drearily to herself. Evidently sleep had made her
+forget her sorrow, but now in the middle of the night it came back to
+her with redoubled force. Her groans racked McAllister's heart. A stir
+ran all along the cells--sounds of people tossing restlessly, curses,
+all the nameless noises of the jail. McAllister, fearful of bringing
+some new calamity upon his head, sat down. He had been shivering when he
+came in; now he reeked with perspiration. The air was fetid. The only
+ventilation came through the gratings of the door, and a huge stove just
+beyond his cell rendered the temperature almost unbearable. He began to
+throw off his garments one by one. Again he drew his knees to his chest
+and tried to sleep, but sleep was impossible. Never had McAllister in
+all his life known such wretchedness of body, such abject physical
+suffering. But his agony of mind was even more unbearable. Vague
+apprehensions of infectious disease floating in the nauseous air, or of
+possible pneumonia, unnerved and tortured him. Stretched on the floor he
+fell at length into a coma of exhaustion, in which he fancied that he
+was lying in a warm bath in the porcelain tub at home. In the room
+beyond he could see Frazier, his valet, laying out his pajamas and
+dressing-gown. There was a delicious odor of that violet perfume he
+always used. In a minute he would jump into bed. Then the valet suddenly
+came into the bath-room and began to pound his master on the back of the
+neck. For some reason he did not resent this. It seemed quite natural
+and proper. He merely put up his hand to ward off the blows, and found
+the keeper standing over him.
+
+"Here's some breakfast," remarked that official. "Tom sent out and got
+it for ye. The city don't supply no _aller carty_." McAllister vaguely
+rubbed his eyes. The keeper shut and locked the door, leaving behind him
+on the seat a tin mug of scalding hot coffee and a half loaf of sour
+bread.
+
+McAllister arose and felt his clothes. They were entirely dry, but had
+shrunk perceptibly. He was surprised to find that, save for the
+dizziness in his head, he felt not unlike himself. Moreover, he was most
+abominably hungry. He knelt down and smelt of the contents of the tin
+cup. It did not smell like coffee at all. It tasted like a combination
+of hot water, tea, and molasses. He waited until it had cooled, and
+drank it. The bread was not so bad. McAllister ate it all.
+
+There was a good deal of noise in the cells now, and outside he could
+hear many feet coming and going. Occasionally a draught of cold air
+would flow in, and an officer would tramp down the corridor and remove
+one of the occupants of the row. His watch showed that it was already
+eight o'clock. He fumbled in his waistcoat-pocket and found a very
+warped and wrinkled cigar. His match-box supplied the necessary light,
+and "Chubby" McAllister began to smoke his after-breakfast Havana with
+appreciation.
+
+"No smoking in the cells!" came the rough voice of the keeper. "Give us
+that cigar, Welch!"
+
+McAllister started to his feet.
+
+"Hand it over, now! Quick!"
+
+The clubman passed his cherished comforter through the bars, and the
+keeper, thrusting it, still lighted, into his own mouth, grinned at him,
+winked, and walked away.
+
+[Illustration: "Merry Christmas, Fatty!"]
+
+"Merry Christmas, Fatty!" he remarked genially over his shoulder.
+
+
+V
+
+Half an hour later Tom and his "side partner" came to the cell-door.
+They were flushed with victory. Already the morning papers contained
+accounts of the pursuit and startling arrest of "Fatty Welch," the
+well-known crook, who was wanted in Pennsylvania and elsewhere on
+various charges. Altogether the officers were in a very genial frame of
+mind.
+
+"Come along, Fatty," said Tom, helping the clubman into his bedraggled
+overcoat. "We're almost late for roll-call, as it is."
+
+They left the cells and entered the station-house proper, where several
+officers with their prisoners were waiting.
+
+"We'll take you down to Headquarters and make sure we've got you
+_right_," he continued. "I guess Sheridan'll know you fast enough when
+he sees you. Come on, boys!" He opened the door and led the way across
+the sidewalk to the patrol wagon, which stood backed against the curb.
+
+It was a glorious winter's day. The sharp, frosty air stimulated the
+clubman's jaded senses and gave him new hope; he felt sure that at
+headquarters he would find some person to whom he could safely confide
+the secret of his identity. In about ten minutes the wagon stopped in a
+narrow street, before an inhospitable-looking building.
+
+"Here's the old place," remarked one of the load cheerfully. "Looks just
+the same as ever. Mott Street's not a mite different. And to think I
+ain't been here in fifteen years!"
+
+All clambered out, and each officer, selecting his prisoners, convoyed
+them down a flight of steps, through a door, several feet below the
+level of the sidewalk, and into a small, stuffy chamber full of men
+smoking and lounging. Most of these seemed to take a friendly interest
+in the clubman, a few accosting him by his now familiar alias.
+
+Tom hurried McAllister along a dark corridor, out into a cold
+court-yard, across the cobblestones into another door, through a hall
+lighted only by a dim gas-jet, and then up a flight of winding stairs.
+McAllister's head whirled. Then quickly they were at the top, and in a
+huge, high-ceiled room crowded with men in civilian dress. On one side,
+upon a platform, stood a nondescript row of prisoners, at whom the
+throng upon the floor gazed in silence. Above the heads of this file of
+motley individuals could be read the gold lettering upon the cabinet
+behind them--Rogues' Gallery. On the other side of the room, likewise
+upon a platform and behind a long desk, stood two officers in uniform,
+one of them an inspector, engaged in studying with the keenest attention
+the human exhibition opposite.
+
+"Get up there, Fatty!"
+
+Before he realized what had happened, McAllister was pushed upon the
+platform at the end of the line. His appearance created a little wave
+of excitement, which increased when his comrades of the wagon joined
+him. It was a peculiar scene. Twenty men standing up for inspection,
+some gazing unconcernedly before them, some glaring defiantly at their
+observers, and others grinning recognition at familiar faces. McAllister
+grew cold with fright. Several of the detectives pointed at him and
+nodded. Out of the silence the Inspector's voice came with the shock of
+thunder:
+
+"Hey, there, you, Sanders, hold up your hand!"
+
+A short man near the head of the line lifted his arm.
+
+"Take off your hat."
+
+The prisoner removed his head-gear with his other hand. The Inspector
+raised his voice and addressed the crowd of detectives, who turned with
+one accord to examine the subject of his discourse.
+
+"That's Biff Sanders, con man and all-round thief. Served two terms up
+the river for grand larceny--last time an eight-year bit; that was nine
+years ago. Take a good look at him. I want you to remember his face. Put
+your hat on."
+
+Sanders resumed his original position, his face expressing the most
+complete indifference.
+
+A slight, good-looking young man now joined the Inspector and directed
+his attention to the prisoner next the clubman, the same being he who
+had remarked upon the familiar appearance of Mott Street.
+
+"Hold up your hand!" ordered the Inspector. "You're Muggins, aren't you?
+Haven't been here in fifteen years, have you?"
+
+The man smiled.
+
+"You're right, Inspector," he said. "The last time was in '89."
+
+"That's Muggins, burglar and sneak; served four terms here, and then got
+settled for life in Louisville for murder. Pardoned after he'd served
+four years. Look at him."
+
+Thus the curious proceeding continued, each man in the line being
+inspected, recognized, and his record and character described by the
+Inspector to the assembled bureau of detectives. No other voice was
+heard save the harsh tones of some prisoner in reply.
+
+Then the Inspector looked at McAllister.
+
+"Welch, hold up your hand."
+
+McAllister shuddered. If he refused, he knew not what might happen to
+him. He had heard of the horrors of the "Third Degree," and associated
+it with starvation, the rack, and all kinds of brutality. They might set
+upon him in a body. He might be mobbed, beaten, strangled. And yet, if
+he obeyed, would it not be a public admission that he was the mysterious
+and elusive Welch? Would it not bind the chains more firmly about him
+and render explanation all the more difficult?
+
+"Do you hear? Hold up your hand, and be quick about it!"
+
+His hand went up of its own accord.
+
+The Inspector cleared his throat and rapped upon the railing.
+
+"Take a good look at this man. He's Fatty Welch, one of the cleverest
+thieves in the country. Does a little of everything. Began as a valet to
+a clubman in this city. He got settled for stealing a valuable pin about
+three years ago, and served a short term up the river. Since then he's
+been all over. His game is to secure employment in fashionable houses as
+butler or servant and then get away with the jewelry. He's wanted for a
+big job down in Pennsylvania. Take a good look at him. When he gets out
+we don't want him around these parts. I'd like you precinct-men to
+remember him."
+
+The detectives crowded near to get a close view of the interesting
+criminal. One or two of them made notes in memorandum books. The slender
+man had a hasty conference with the Inspector.
+
+"The officer who has Welch, take him up to the gallery and then bring
+him down to the record room," directed the Inspector.
+
+"Get down, Fatty!" commanded Tom. McAllister, stupefied with horror,
+embarrassment, and apprehension of the possibilities in store for him,
+stepped down and followed like a somnambulist. As they made their way to
+the elevator he could hear the strident voice of the Inspector beginning
+again:
+
+"This is Pat Hogan, otherwise known as 'Paddy the Sneak,' and his side
+partner, Jim Hawkins, who goes under the name of James Hawkinson. His
+pals call him 'Supple Jim.' Two of the cleverest sneaks in the country.
+They branch out into strong arm work occasionally."
+
+The elevator began to ascend.
+
+"You seem kinder down," commented Tom. "I suppose you expect to get
+settled for quite a bit down to Philadelphia, eh? Well, don't talk
+unless you feel like it. Here we are!"
+
+They got out upon an upper floor and crossed the hall. On their left a
+matron was arranging rows of tiny chairs in a small school-room or
+nursery. At any other time the Lost Children's Room might have aroused a
+flicker of interest in McAllister, but he felt none whatever in it now.
+Tom opened a door and pushed the clubman gently into a small, low-ceiled
+chamber. Charts and diagrams of the human cranium hung on one wall,
+while a score of painted eyes, each of a different color, and each
+bearing a technical appellation and a number, stared from the other.
+Upon a small square platform, about eight inches in height, stood a
+half-clad Italian congealed with terror and expecting momentarily to
+receive a shock of electricity. The slender young man was rapidly
+measuring his hands and feet and calling out the various dimensions to
+an assistant, who recorded them upon a card. This accomplished, he
+ordered his victim down from the block, seated him unceremoniously in a
+chair, and with a pair of shining instruments gauged the depth of his
+skull from front to rear, its width between the cheekbones, and the
+length of the ears, describing all the while the other features in brief
+terms to his associate.
+
+"Now off with you!" he ejaculated. "Here, lug this Greaser in and mug
+him."
+
+The officer in the case haled the Italian, shrieking, into another room.
+
+"Ah, Fatty!" remarked the slender man. "I trust you won't object to
+these little formalities? Take off that left shoe, if you please."
+
+McAllister's soul had shrivelled within him. His powers of thought had
+been annihilated. Mechanically he removed the shoe in question and
+placed his foot upon the block. The young man quickly measured it.
+
+"Now get up there and rest your hand on the board."
+
+McAllister observed that the table bore the painted outline of a human
+hand. He did as he was told unquestioningly. The other measured his
+forefinger and the length of his forearm.
+
+"All right. Now sit down and let me tickle your head for a moment."
+
+The operator took the silver calipers which had just been used upon the
+Italian and ran them thoughtfully forward and back above the clubman's
+organs of hearing.
+
+"By George, you've got a big head!" remarked the measurer. "Prominent,
+Roman nose. No. 4 eyes. Thank you. Just step into the next room, will
+you, and be mugged?"
+
+McAllister drew on his shoe and followed Tom into the adjoining chamber
+of horrors.
+
+"No tricks, now!" commented the officer in charge of the instrument.
+
+Snap! went the camera.
+
+"Turn sideways."
+
+Snap!
+
+"That's all."
+
+The clubman staggered to his feet. He entirely failed to appreciate the
+extent of the indignity which had been practised upon him. It was hours
+before he realized that he had actually been measured and photographed
+as a criminal, and that, to his dying hour and beyond, these insignia of
+his shame would remain locked in the custody of the police.
+
+"Where now?" he asked.
+
+"Time to go over to court," answered Tom. "The wagon'll be waitin' for
+us. But first we'll drop in on Sheridan--record-room man, you know."
+
+"Isn't there some way I can see the Commissioner?" inquired McAllister.
+
+Tom burst into a roar of laughter.
+
+"You _have_ got a gall!" he commented, thumping his prisoner
+good-naturedly in the middle of the back. "The Commissioner! Ho-ho!
+That's a good one! I guess we'll have to make it the Warden. Come on,
+now, and quit yer joshin'."
+
+Once more they entered the main room, where the detectives were
+congregated. The Inspector was still at it. There had been a big haul
+the night before. He intended running all the crooks out of town by New
+Year's Day. Tom shoved McAllister through the crush, across an adjoining
+room and finally into a tiny office. A young man with a genial
+countenance was sitting at a desk by the single window. He looked up as
+they crossed the threshold.
+
+"Hello, Welch! How goes it? Let's see, how long is it since you were
+here?"
+
+Somehow this quiet, gentlemanly fellow with his confident method of
+address, telling you just who you were, irritated McAllister to the
+explosive point.
+
+"I'm not Welch!" he cried indignantly.
+
+"Ha-ha!" laughed Mr. Sheridan. "Pray who are you?"
+
+"You'll find out soon enough!" answered McAllister sullenly.
+
+"Look here," remarked the other, "don't imagine you can bluff us. If you
+think you are not Welch, perhaps I can persuade you to change your
+mind."
+
+He turned to an officer who stood in the doorway of a large vault.
+
+"Bring 2,208, if you please."
+
+The officer pulled out a drawer, removed a long linen envelope, and
+spread out its contents upon the desk. These were fifteen or twenty
+newspaper clippings, at least one of which was embellished with an
+evil-looking wood-cut.
+
+"Let's see," continued Mr. Sheridan. "You began with a year up the
+river. Took a pearl pin from a man named McAllister. Then you turned
+several tricks in Chicago, St. Louis, Buffalo and Philadelphia, and got
+away with it every time. Have we got you right?"
+
+McAllister ground his teeth.
+
+"You have not!" said he.
+
+"Look at yourself," continued the other. "There's your face. You can't
+deny it. I wonder the Inspector didn't have you measured and
+photographed the first time you were settled. Still, the picture's
+enough."
+
+He handed the clubman a newspaper clipping containing a visage which
+undeniably resembled the features which the latter saw daily in his
+mirror. McAllister wearily shook his head.
+
+"Well," said the expert, "of course you don't have to tell us anything
+unless you want to. We've got you right--that's enough."
+
+He pushed the clippings back into the envelope, handed it to the
+officer, and turned away.
+
+"Come on!" ordered Tom.
+
+Once more McAllister and his mentor availed themselves of the only free
+transportation offered by the city government, that of the patrol wagon,
+and were soon deposited at the side entrance of the Jefferson Market
+police court. A group of curious idlers watched their descent and
+disappearance into what must have at all times seemed to them a concrete
+and ever-present temporal Avernus. The why and wherefore of these
+erratic trips were, of course, unknown to McAllister. Presumably he must
+be some _rara avis_ of crime whose feet had been caught inadvertently in
+the limed twig set by the official fowler for more homely poultry.
+Fatty Welch, whoever he might be, apparently enjoyed the respect
+incident to success in any line of human endeavor. It seemed likewise
+that his presence was much desired in the sister city of Philadelphia,
+in which direction the clubman had a vague fear of being unwillingly
+transported. He did not, of course, realize that he was held primarily
+as a violator of the law of his own State, and hence must answer to the
+charge in the magistrate's court nearest the locus of his supposed
+offence.
+
+Inside the station house Tom held a few moments' converse with one of
+its grizzled guardians, and then led our hero along a passage and opened
+a door. But here McAllister shrank back. It was his first sight of that
+great cosmopolitan institution, the police court. Before him lay the
+scene of which he had so often read in the newspapers. The big room with
+its Gothic windows was filled to overflowing with every variety of the
+human species, who not only taxed the seating capacity of the benches to
+the utmost, but near the doors were packed into a solid, impenetrable
+mass. Upon a platform behind a desk a square-jawed man with
+chin-whiskers disposed rapidly of the file of defendants brought before
+him.
+
+A long line of officers, each with one or more prisoners, stood upon the
+judge's left, and as fast as the business of one was concluded the next
+pushed forward. McAllister perceived that at best only a few moments
+could elapse before he was brought to face the charge against him, and
+that he must make up his mind quickly what course of action to pursue.
+As he stepped down from the doorway there was a perceptible flutter
+among the spectators. Several hungry-looking men with note-books opened
+them and poised their pencils expectantly.
+
+Tom, having handed over McAllister to the temporary care of a brother
+officer, lost no time in locating his complainant, that is to say, the
+gentleman whose house our hero was charged with having burglariously
+entered. The two then sought out the clerk, who seemed to be holding a
+sort of little preliminary court of his own, and who, under the
+officer's instruction, drew up some formal document to which the
+complainant signed his name. McAllister was now brought before this
+official and briefly informed that anything he might say would be used
+against him at his trial. He was then interrogated, as before, in regard
+to his name, age, residence, and occupation, but with the same result.
+Indeed, no answers seemed to be expected under the circumstances, and
+the clerk, having written something upon the paper, waved them aside.
+Nothing, however, of these proceedings had been lost to the reporters,
+who escorted Tom and McAllister to the end of the line of officers,
+worrying the former for information as to his prisoner's origin and past
+performances. But Tom motioned them off with the papers which he held in
+his hand, bidding them await the final action of the magistrate. Nobody
+seemed particularly unfriendly; in fact, an air of general
+good-fellowship pervaded the entire routine going on around them. What
+impressed the clubman most was the persistence and omnipresence of the
+reporters.
+
+"I must get time!" thought McAllister. "I must get time!"
+
+One after another the victims of the varied delights of too much
+Christmas jubilation were disposed of. Fatty Welch was the only real
+"gun" that had been taken. He had the arena practically to himself. Now
+only one case intervened. He braced himself and tried to steady his
+nerves.
+
+"Next! What's this?"
+
+McAllister was thrust down below the bridge facing the bench, and Tom
+began hastily to describe the circumstances of the arrest.
+
+"Fatty Welch?" interrupted the magistrate. "Oh, yes! I read about it in
+the morning papers. Chased off in a cab, didn't he? You shot the horse,
+and his partner got away? Wanted in Pennsylvania and Illinois, you say?
+That's enough." Then looking down at McAllister, who stood before him
+in bespattered dress suit and fragmentary linen, he inquired:
+
+"Have you counsel?"
+
+McAllister made no answer. If he proclaimed who he was and demanded an
+immediate hearing, the harpies of the press would fill the papers with
+full accounts of his episode. His incognito must be preserved at any
+cost. Whatever action he might decide to take, this was not the time and
+place; a better opportunity would undoubtedly present itself later in
+the day.
+
+"You are charged with the crime of burglary," continued the Judge, "and
+it is further alleged that you are a fugitive from justice in two other
+States. What have you to say for yourself?"
+
+McAllister sought the Judge's eye in vain.
+
+"I have nothing to say," he replied faintly. There was a renewed
+scratching of pens.
+
+The Judge conferred with the clerk for a moment.
+
+"Any question of the prisoner's identity?" he asked.
+
+"Oh, no," replied Tom conclusively. "The fact is, yer onner, we took him
+by accident, as you may say. We laid a plant for a feller doin'
+second-story work on the avenoo, and when we nabbed him, who should it
+be but Welch! Ye see, they wired on his description from Philadelphia a
+couple of weeks ago, but we couldn't find hide or hair of him in the
+city, and had about give up lookin'. Then, quite unexpected, we scoops
+him in. Here's his indentity," handing the Judge a soiled telegraph
+blank. "It's him, all right," he added with a grin.
+
+The magistrate glanced at the form and at McAllister.
+
+"Seems to fit," he commented. "Have you looked for the scar?"
+
+Tom laughed.
+
+"Sure! I seen it when he was gettin' his measurements took, down to
+headquarters."
+
+"Turn around, Welch, and let's see your back," directed the magistrate.
+
+The clubman turned around and displayed his collarless neck.
+
+"There it is!" exclaimed Tom.
+
+McAllister mechanically put his hand to his neck and turned faint. He
+had had in his childhood an almost forgotten fall, and the scar was
+still there. He experienced a genuine thrill of horror.
+
+"Well," continued the magistrate, "the prisoner is entitled to counsel,
+and, besides, I am sure that the complainant, Mr. Brown, has no desire
+to be delayed here on Christmas Day. I will set the hearing for ten
+o'clock to-morrow morning, at the Tombs police court. I shall be
+sitting there for Judge Mason the rest of the week, beginning to-morrow,
+and will take the case along with me. You might suggest to the Warden
+that it would be more convenient to send the prisoner down to the Tombs,
+so that there need be no delay."
+
+The complainant bowed, and the officer at the bridge slapped McAllister
+not unkindly upon the back.
+
+"You'll need a pretty good lawyer," he remarked with a wink.
+
+"Next!" ordered the Judge.
+
+In the patrol wagon McAllister had ample time for reflection. A motley
+collection of tramps, "disorderlies," and petty law-breakers filled the
+seats and crowded the aisle. They all talked and joked, swinging from
+side to side and clutching at one another for support with harsh
+outbursts of profanity, as they rattled down the deserted streets toward
+New York's Bastile. Staggering for a foot-hold, between four women of
+the town, McAllister was forced to breathe the fumes of alcohol, the
+odor of musk, and the aroma of foul linen. He no longer felt innocent.
+The sense of guilt was upon him. He seemed part and parcel of this load
+of miserable humanity.
+
+The wagon clattered over the cobblestones of Elm Street, and whirling
+round, backed up to the door of the Tombs. The low, massive Egyptian
+structure, surrounded by a high stone wall, seemed like a gigantic
+mortuary vault waiting to receive the "civilly dead." Warden and keepers
+were ready for the prisoners, who were now unceremoniously bundled out
+and hustled inside. McAllister stood with the others in a small anteroom
+leading directly into the lowest tier. He could hear the ceaseless
+shuffling of feet and the subdued murmur of voices, rising and falling,
+but continuous, like the twittering of a multitude of birds, while
+through the bars came the fetid prison smell, with a new and
+disagreeable element--the odor of prison food.
+
+"Keepin' your mouth shut?" remarked the deputy to McAllister, as he
+entered the words "Prisoner refuses to answer," and blotted them.
+
+"We're rather crowded just now," he added apologetically. "I guess I'll
+send you to Murderer's Row. Holloa, there!" he called to someone above,
+"one for the first tier!"
+
+A keeper seized the clubman by the arm, opened a door in the steel
+grating, and pushed him through. "Go 'long up!" he ordered.
+
+McAllister started wearily up the stairs. At the top of the flight he
+came to another door, behind which stood another keeper. In the
+background marched in ceaseless procession an irregular file of men. In
+the gloom they looked like ghosts. Aimlessly they walked on, one behind
+the other, most of them with eyes downcast, wordless, taking that
+exercise of the body which the law prescribed.
+
+McAllister entered The Den of Beasts.
+
+"All right, Jimmy!" yelled the keeper to the deputy warden below. Then,
+turning to McAllister. "I'm goin' to put you in with Davidson. He's
+quiet, and won't bother you if you let him alone. Better give him
+whichever berth he feels like. Them double-decker cots is just as good
+on top as they is below."
+
+McAllister followed the keeper down the narrow gangway that ran around
+the prison. In the stone corridor below a great iron stove glowed
+red-hot, and its fumes rose and mingled with the tainted air that
+floated out from every cell. Above him rose tier on tier, illuminated
+only by the gray light which filtered through a grimy window at one end
+of the prison. The arrangement of cells, the "bridges" that joined the
+tiers, and the murky atmosphere, heightened the resemblance to the
+"'tween decks" of an enormous slaver, bearing them all away to some
+distant port of servitude.
+
+"Get up there, Jake! Here's a bunkie for you."
+
+McAllister bent his head and entered. He was standing beside a
+two-story cot bed, in a compartment about six by eight feet square. A
+faint light came from a narrow, horizontal slit in the rear wall. A
+faucet with tin basin completed the contents of the room. On the top
+bunk lay a man's soiled coat and waistcoat, the feet of the owner being
+discernible below.
+
+The keeper locked the door and departed, while the occupant of the
+berth, rolling lazily over, peered up at the new-comer; then he sprang
+from the cot.
+
+"Mr. McAllister!" he whispered hoarsely.
+
+It was Wilkins--the old Wilkins, in spite of a new light-brown beard.
+
+For a few moments neither spoke.
+
+"Sorry to see you 'ere, sir," said Wilkins at length, in his old
+respectful tones. "Won't you sit down, sir?"
+
+McAllister seated himself upon the bed automatically.
+
+"You here, Wilkins?" he managed to say.
+
+Wilkins laughed rather bitterly.
+
+"I've been in stir a good part of the time since I left you, sir; an'
+two weeks ago I pleaded guilty to larceny and was sentenced to one year
+more. But I'm glad to see you lookin' so well, if you'll pardon me,
+sir."
+
+"I'm sorry for you, Wilkins," the master managed to reply. "I hope my
+severity in that matter of the pin did not bring you to this!"
+
+Wilkins hesitated for a moment.
+
+"It ain't your fault, sir. I was born crooked, I fancy, sir. It's all
+right. You've got troubles of your own. Only--you'll excuse me, sir--I
+never suspected anything when I was in your service."
+
+McAllister did not grasp the meaning of this remark; he only felt relief
+that Wilkins apparently bore him no ill-will. Very few of his friends
+would have followed up a theft of that sort. They expected their men to
+steal their pins.
+
+"Mebbe I might 'elp you. Wot's the charge, sir?"
+
+With his former valet as a sympathetic listener, McAllister poured out
+his whole story, omitting nothing, and, as he finished, leaned forward,
+searching eagerly the other's face.
+
+"Now, what shall I do? What shall I do, Wilkins?"
+
+The latter coughed deprecatingly.
+
+"You'll pardon me, but that'll never go, sir! You'll have to get
+somethin' better than that, sir. The jury will never believe it."
+
+McAllister sprang to his feet, in so doing knocking his head against the
+iron support of the upper cot.
+
+"How dare you, Wilkins! What do you mean?"
+
+"There, there, sir!" exclaimed the other. "Don't take on so. Of course I
+didn't mean you wouldn't tell the truth, sir. But don't you see, sir,
+hit isn't I as am goin' to listen to it? Shall I fetch you some water to
+wash your face, sir?" He turned on the faucet.
+
+The clubman, yielding to the force of ancient habit, allowed Wilkins to
+let it run for him, and having washed his face and combed his hair, felt
+somewhat refreshed.
+
+"That feels good," he remarked, rubbing his hands together.
+
+It was obvious that so long as he remained in prison he would be either
+"Fatty Welch" or someone else equally depraved; and since he could not
+make anyone understand, it seemed his best plan to accept for the time,
+with equanimity, the personality that fate had thrust upon him.
+
+"Well, Wilkins, we're in a tight place. But we'll do what we can to
+assist each other. If I get out first I'll help you, and _vice versa_.
+Now, what's the first thing to be done? You see, I've never been here
+before."
+
+"That's the talk, sir," answered Wilkins. "Now, first, who's your
+lawyer?"
+
+"Haven't any, yet."
+
+"All depends on the lawyer," returned the valet judicially. "Now,
+there's Carter, and Herlihy, and Kemp, all sharp fellows, but they're
+always after you for money, and then they're so clever that the jury is
+apt to distrust 'em. The best thing, I find, is to get the most
+respectable old solicitor you can--kind of genteel, 'family' variety,
+with the goodness just stickin' hout all hover 'im. 'E creates a
+hatmosphere of hinnocence, and that's wot you need. One as 'as white
+'air and can talk about 'this boy 'ere' and can lay 'is 'and on yer
+shoulder and weep. That's the go, sir."
+
+"I understand," said McAllister.
+
+Under the guidance of his valet our hero secured writing materials and
+indicted a pitiful appeal to his family lawyer.
+
+A gong rang; the squad of prisoners who had been exercising went back to
+their cells, and the keeper came and unlocked the door.
+
+McAllister stepped out and fell into line. His tight clothes proved very
+uncomfortable as he strode round the tiers, and the absence of a
+collar--yes, that was really the most unpleasant feature. His neck was
+not much to boast of, therefore he always wore his shirts low and his
+collars high. Now, as he stumbled along, he was the object of
+considerable attention from his fellows.
+
+At the end of an hour another gong sounded. In a moment the tiers were
+empty; fifty doors clanged to.
+
+"Well, Wilkins?"
+
+"Being as this is Sunday, sir, we 'ave a few hours' service. Church of
+England first, then City Mission. We're not hallowed to talk, but if you
+don't mind the 'owlin' you can snatch a wink o' sleep. Christmas dinner
+at twelve. Old Burridge, the trusty, was a-tellin' me as 'ow it's
+hexcellent, sir!"
+
+McAllister looked at his watch in despair. It was only a quarter past
+ten. He had not been to church for fifteen years, but evidently he was
+in for it now. Following his former valet's example, he took off his
+shoes and stretched himself upon the cot.
+
+On and on in never-varying tones dragged the service. The preacher held
+the key to the situation. His congregation could not escape; he had a
+full house, and he was bent on making the most of it.
+
+The hands of McAllister's watch crept slowly round to five minutes
+before eleven.
+
+When at last the preacher stopped, carefully folded his manuscript, and
+pronounced the benediction, a prolonged sigh of relief eddied through
+the Tombs. Men were waking on all sides; cots creaked; there was a
+general and contagious yawn.
+
+Again the gong rang, and with it the smell of food floated up along the
+tiers. McAllister realized that he was hungry--not mildly, as he was at
+the club, but ravenous, as he had never been before. Presently the
+longed-for food came, borne by a "trusty" in new white uniform. Wilkins,
+who had been making a meagre toilet at the faucet, took in the dinner
+through the door--two tin plates piled high with turkey and chicken,
+flanked by heaps of potato and carrots, and one whole apple pie!
+
+"Ha!" thought McAllister, "I was not so far wrong about this part of
+it!" The chicken was perhaps not of the variety known as "spring"; but
+neither master nor man noticed it as they feasted, sitting side by side
+upon the cot.
+
+"Carrots!" philosophized McAllister, looking regretfully at his empty
+tin plate. "Now, I thought only horses ate carrots; and really, they're
+not bad at all. I should like some more. Er--Wilkins! Can we get some
+more carrots?"
+
+Wilkins shook his head mournfully.
+
+"Message for 34! Message for 34!"
+
+A letter was thrust through the bars.
+
+McAllister tore it open with feverish haste, and recognized the crabbed
+hand of old Mr. Potter.
+
+ 2 East Seventy-First Street.
+ F. Welch, Esq.
+
+ Sir: The remarkable letter just delivered to me,
+ signed by a name which you request me not to use in my
+ reply, has received careful consideration. I
+ telephoned to Mr. Mc----'s rooms, and was informed by
+ his valet that that gentleman had gone to the country
+ to visit friends over Christmas. I have therefore
+ directed the messenger to collect from yourself his
+ fee for delivering this answer. Yours, etc.,
+
+ EBENEZER POTTER.
+
+"That fool Frazier!" groaned McAllister. "How the devil could he have
+thought I had gone away?" Then he remembered that he had directed the
+valet to pack his bags and send them to the station, in anticipation of
+the Winthrops' invitation.
+
+He was at his wits' end.
+
+"How do you get bail, Wilkins?"
+
+"You 'ave to find someone as owns real estate in the city, sir, to go on
+your bond. 'Ow much is it?"
+
+"Five thousand dollars," replied McAllister.
+
+"'Oly Moses!" ejaculated the valet. He regarded his former master with
+renewed interest.
+
+But the dinner had wrought a change in that hitherto subdued individual.
+With a valet and running water he was beginning to feel his oats a
+little. He checked off mentally the names of his acquaintances. There
+was not one left in town.
+
+He repressed a yawn, and looked at his watch. One o'clock. Just then the
+gong rang again.
+
+"What in thunder is this, now?"
+
+"Afternoon service, sir. City Mission from one to two-thirty."
+
+"Ye gods!" ejaculated McAllister.
+
+A band of young girls came and stood with their hymn-books along the
+opposite tier, while a Presbyterian clergyman took the place on the
+bridge recently vacated by his Episcopal brother. Prayers alternated
+with hymns until the sermon, which lasted sixty-five minutes.
+
+McAllister, almost desperate, fretted and fumed until half past two,
+when the choir and missionary finally departed.
+
+"Only a 'arf 'our, sir, an' we can get some more hexercise," said
+Wilkins encouragingly.
+
+But McAllister did not want exercise. He swung to his feet, and peering
+disconsolately through the bars was suddenly confronted by an anæmic
+young woman holding an armful of flowers. Before he could efface himself
+she smiled sweetly at him.
+
+"My poor man," she began confidently, "how sorry I am for you this
+beautiful Christmas _Day_! Please take some of these; they will brighten
+up your cell wonderfully; and they are so fragrant." She pushed a dozen
+carnations and asters through the bars.
+
+McAllister, utterly dumfounded, took them.
+
+"What is your name?" continued the maiden.
+
+"Welch!" blurted out our bewildered friend.
+
+There was a stifled snort from the bunk behind.
+
+"Good-by, Welch. I know you are not _really_ bad. Won't you shake hands
+with me?"
+
+She thrust her hand through the bars, and McAllister gave it a
+perfunctory shake.
+
+"Good-by," she murmured, and passed on.
+
+"Lawd!" exploded Wilkins, rolling from side to side upon his cot. "O
+Lawd! O Lawd! O--" and he held his sides while McAllister stuck the
+carnations into the wash-basin.
+
+The gong again, and once more that endless tramp along the hot tiers.
+The prison grew darker. Gas-jets were lighted here and there, and the
+air became more and more oppressive. With five o'clock came supper; then
+the long, weary night.
+
+Next morning the valet seemed nervous and excited, eating little
+breakfast, and smiling from time to time vaguely to himself. Having
+fumbled in his pocket, he at last pulled out a dirty pawn-ticket, which
+he held toward his master.
+
+"'Ere, sir," he said with averted head. "It's for the pin. I'm sorry I
+took it."
+
+McAllister's eyes were a little blurred as he mechanically received the
+card-board.
+
+"Shake hands, Wilkins," was all he said.
+
+A keeper came walking along the tier rattling the doors and telling
+those who were wanted in court to get ready.
+
+"Good-by," said McAllister. "I'm sorry you felt obliged to plead guilty.
+I might have helped you if I'd only known. Why didn't you stand your
+trial?"
+
+"I 'ad my reasons," replied the valet. "I wanted to get my case disposed
+of as quick as possible. You see, I'd been livin' in Philadelphia, and
+'ad just come to New York when I was harrested. I didn't want 'em to
+find out who I was or where I come from, so I just gives the name of
+Davidson, and takes my dose."
+
+"Well," said McAllister, "you're taking your own dose; I'm taking
+somebody else's. That hardly seems a fair deal--now does it, Wilkins?
+But, of course, you don't know but that I _am_ Welch."
+
+"Oh, yes, I do, sir!" returned the valet. "You won't never be punished
+for what he done."
+
+"How do you know?" exclaimed McAllister, visions of a speedy release
+crowding into his mind. "And if you knew, why didn't you say so before?
+Why, you might have got me out. How do you know?" he repeated.
+
+Wilkins looked around cautiously. The keeper was at the other end of the
+tier. Then he came close to McAllister and whispered:
+
+"_Because I'm Fatty Welch myself!_"
+
+
+VI
+
+Downstairs, across the sunlit prison yard, past the spot where the
+hangings had taken place in the old days, up an enclosed staircase, a
+half turn, and the clubman was marched across the Bridge of Sighs. Most
+of the prisoners with him seemed in good spirits, but McAllister, who
+was oppressed with the foreboding of imminent peril, felt that he could
+no longer take any chances. His fatal resemblance to Fatty Welch, alias
+Wilkins, his former valet, the circumstances of his arrest, the scar on
+his neck, would seem to make conviction certain unless he followed one
+of two alternatives--either that of disclosing Welch's identity or his
+own. He dismissed the former instantly. Now that he knew something of
+the real sufferings of men, his own life seemed contemptible. What
+mattered the laughter of his friends, or sarcastic paragraphs in the
+society columns of the papers? What did the fellows at the club know of
+the game of life and death going on around them? of the misery and vice
+to which they contributed? of the hopelessness of those wretched souls
+who had been crushed down by fate into the gutters of life? Determined
+to declare himself, he entered the court-room and tramped with the
+others to the rail.
+
+There, to his amazement, sat old Mr. Potter beside the Judge. Tom and
+his partner stood at one side.
+
+"Welch, step up here."
+
+Mr. Potter nodded very slightly, and McAllister, taking the hint,
+stepped forward.
+
+"Is this your prisoner, officer?"
+
+"Shure, that's him, right enough," answered Tom.
+
+"Discharged," said the magistrate.
+
+Mr. Potter shook hands with his honor, who smiled good-humoredly and
+winked at McAllister.
+
+"Now, Welch, try and behave yourself. I'll let you off this time, but if
+it happens again I won't answer for the consequences. Go home."
+
+Mr. Potter whispered something to the baffled officers, who grinned
+sheepishly, and then, seizing McAllister's arm, led our astonished
+friend out of the court-room.
+
+As they whirled uptown in the closed automobile which had been waiting
+for them around the corner, Mr. Potter explained that after sending the
+letter he had felt far from satisfied, and had bethought him of calling
+up Mrs. Winthrop on the telephone. Her polite surprise at the lawyer's
+inquiries had fully convinced him of his error, and after evading her
+questions with his usual caution, he had taken immediate steps for his
+client's release--steps which, by reason of the lateness of the hour, he
+could not communicate to the unhappy McAllister.
+
+"What has become of the fugitive Welch," he ended, "remains a mystery.
+The police cannot imagine where he has hidden himself."
+
+"I wonder," said McAllister dreamily.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was just seven o'clock when McAllister, arrayed, as usual, in
+immaculate evening dress, sauntered into the club. Most of the men were
+back from their Christmas outing; half a dozen of them were engaged in
+ordering dinner.
+
+"Hello, Chubby!" shouted someone. "Come and have a drink. Had a pleasant
+Christmas? You were at the Winthrops', weren't you?"
+
+"No," answered McAllister; "had to stay right in New York. Couldn't get
+away. Yes, I'll take a dry Martini--er, waiter, make that two Martinis.
+I want you all to have dinner with me. How would terrapin and
+canvas-back do? Fill it out to suit yourselves, while I just take a
+look at the _Post_."
+
+He picked up a paper, glanced at the head-lines, threw it down with a
+sigh of relief, and lighted a cigarette. At the same moment two
+policemen in civilian dress were leaving McAllister's apartments, each
+having received at the hands of the impassive Frazier a bundle
+containing a silver-mounted revolver and a large bottle full of an
+unknown brown fluid.
+
+McAllister's dinner was a great success. The boys all said afterward
+that they had never seen Chubby in such good form. Only one incident
+marred the serenity of the occasion, and that was a mere trifle. Charlie
+Bush had been staying over Christmas with an ex-Chairman of the Prison
+Reform Association, and being in a communicative mood insisted on
+talking about it.
+
+"Only fancy," he remarked, as he took a gulp of champagne, "he says the
+prisons of the city are in an abominable condition--that they're a
+disgrace to a civilized community."
+
+Tomlinson paused in lifting his glass. He remembered his host's opinion,
+expressed two nights before and desired to show his appreciation of an
+excellent meal.
+
+"That's all rot!" he interrupted a little thickly. "'S all politics. The
+Tombs is a lot better than most second-class hotels on the Continent.
+Our prisons are all right, I tell you!" His eyes swept the circle
+militantly.
+
+"Look here, Tomlinson," remarked McAllister sternly, "don't be so sure.
+What do you know about it?"
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Extraordinary Adventure of the Baron de Ville
+
+
+I
+
+"I want you," said Barney Conville, tapping Mr. McAllister lightly upon
+the shoulder.
+
+The gentleman addressed turned sharply, letting fall his monocle. He
+certainly had never seen the man before in his life--was sure of it,
+even during that unfortunate experience the year before, which he had so
+far successfully concealed from his friends. No, it was simply a case of
+mistaken identity; and yet the fellow--confound him!--didn't look like a
+chap that often _was_ mistaken.
+
+"Come, come, Fatty; no use balkin'. Come along quiet," continued Barney,
+with his most persuasive smile. He was a smartly built fellow with a
+black mustache and an unswerving eye, about two-thirds the size of
+McAllister, whom he had addressed so familiarly.
+
+"Fatty!" McAllister, _bon vivant_, clubman, prince of good fellows,
+started at the word and stared tensely. What infernal luck! That same
+regrettable resemblance that had landed him in the Tombs over Christmas
+was again bobbing up to render him miserable. He wished, as he had
+wished a thousand times, that Wilkins had been sentenced to twenty years
+instead of one. He had evidently been discharged from prison and was at
+his old tricks again, with the result that once more his employer was
+playing the part of Dromio. McAllister had succeeded by judicious
+bribery and the greatest care in preserving inviolate the history of his
+incarceration. Had this not been the case one word now to the determined
+individual with the icy eye would have set the matter straight, but he
+could not bear to divulge the secret of those horrible thirty-six hours
+which he, under the name of his burglarious valet, had spent locked in a
+cell. Maybe he could show the detective he was mistaken without going
+into that lamentable history. But of course McAllister proceeded by
+exactly the wrong method.
+
+"Oh," he laughed nonchalantly, "there it is again! You've got me
+confused with Fatty Welch. We do look alike, to be sure." He put up his
+monocle and smiled reassuringly, as if his simple statement would
+entirely settle the matter.
+
+But Barney only winked sarcastically.
+
+"You show yourself quite familiar with the name of the gentleman I'm
+lookin' for."
+
+McAllister saw that he had made a mistake.
+
+"No more foolin', now," continued Barney. "Will you come as you are, or
+with the nippers?"
+
+The clubman bit his lip with annoyance.
+
+"Look here, hang you!" he exclaimed angrily, dropping his valise, "I'm
+Mr. McAllister of the Colophon Club. I'm on my way to dine with friends
+in the country. I've got to take this train. Listen! they're shouting
+'All aboard' now. I know who you're after. You've got us mixed. Your
+man's a professional crook. I can prove my identity to you inside of
+five minutes, only I haven't time here. Just jump on the train with me,
+and if you're not convinced by the time we reach 125th Street I'll get
+off and come back with you."
+
+"My, but you're gamer than ever, Fatty," retorted Barney with
+admiration. Thoughts of picking up hitherto unsuspected clews flitted
+through his mind. He had his man "pinched," why not play him awhile? It
+seemed not a half bad idea to the Central Office man.
+
+"Well, I'll humor you this once. Step aboard. No funny business, now.
+I've got my smoke wagon right here. Remember, you're under arrest."
+
+They swung aboard just as the train started. As McAllister sank into his
+seat in the parlor car with Barney beside him he recognized Joe
+Wainwright directly opposite. Here was an easy chance to prove his
+identity, and he was just about to lean over and pour forth his sorrows
+to his friend when he realized with fresh humiliation that should he
+seize this opportunity to explain the present situation, the whole
+wretched story of his Christmas in the Tombs would probably be divulged.
+He would be the laughing-stock of the club, and the fellows would never
+let him hear the last of it. He hesitated, but Wainwright took the
+initiative.
+
+"How d'y', Chubby?" said he, getting up and coming over. "On your way to
+Blair's?"
+
+"Yes. Almost missed the confounded train," replied McAllister,
+struggling for small talk.
+
+"Who's your friend?" continued the irrepressible Wainwright. "Kind o'
+think I know him. Foreigner, ain't he? Think he was at Newport last
+summer."
+
+"Er--ye--es. Baron de Ville. Picked him up at the club--friend of
+Pierrepont's. Takin' him out to Blair's--so hospitable, don'cher know."
+He stammered horribly, for he found himself sinking deeper and deeper.
+
+"Like to meet him," remarked Wainwright. "Like all these foreign
+fellers."
+
+McAllister groaned. He certainly was in for it now. The 125th Street
+idea would have to be abandoned.
+
+"Er--_Baron_"--he strangled over the name--"_Baron_, I want to present
+Mr. Joseph Wainwright. He thinks he's met you in Paris." Our friend
+accompanied this with a pronounced wink.
+
+"Glad to meet you, Baron," said Wainwright, grasping the detective's
+hand with effusion. "Newport, I think it was."
+
+The "Baron" bowed. This was a new complication, but it was all in the
+day's work. Of course, the whole thing was plain enough. Fatty Welch was
+"working" some swell guys who thought he was a real high-roller. Maybe
+he was going to pull off some kind of a job that very evening. Perhaps
+this big chap in the swagger flannels was one of the gang. Barney was
+thinking hard. Well, he'd take the tip and play the hand out.
+
+"It ees a peutifool efening," said the Baron.
+
+The train plunged into the tunnel.
+
+"Look here," hissed McAllister in Barney's ear. "You've got to stick
+this thing out, now, or I'll be the butt of the town. Remember, we're
+going to the Blairs at Scarsdale. You're the particular friend of a man
+named Pierrepont--fellow with a glass eye who owns a castle somewhere in
+France. . . . Are you satisfied yet?" he added indignantly.
+
+"I'm satisfied you're Fatty Welch," Barney replied. "I ain't on to your
+game, I admit. Still, I can do the Baron act awhile if it amuses you
+any."
+
+The train emerged from the tunnel, and McAllister observed that there
+were other friends of his on the car, bound evidently for the same
+destination. Well, anything was better than having that confounded story
+about the Tombs get around. He had often thought that if it ever did he
+would go abroad to live. He couldn't stand ridicule. His dignity was his
+chief asset. Nothing so effectually, as McAllister well knew, conceals
+the absence of brains. But could he ever in the wide, wide world work
+off the detective as a baron? Well, if he failed, he could explain the
+situation on the basis of a practical joke and save his face in that
+way. Just at present the Baron was getting along famously with
+Wainwright. McAllister hoped he wouldn't overdo it. One thing, thank
+Heaven, he remembered--Wainwright had flunked his French disgracefully
+at college and probably wouldn't dare venture it under the
+circumstances. There was still a chance that he might convince his
+captor of his mistake before they reached Scarsdale, and on the strength
+of this he proposed a cigar. But Wainwright had frozen hard to his Baron
+and accepted for himself with alacrity, even suggesting a drink on his
+own account. McAllister's heart failed him as he thought of having to
+present the detective to Mrs. Blair and her fashionable guests and--by
+George, the fellow hadn't got a dress-suit! They never could get over
+_that_. It was bad enough to lug in a stranger--a "copper"--and palm him
+off as the distinguished friend of a friend, but a feller without any
+evening clothes--impossible! McAllister wanted to shoot him. Was ever a
+chap so tied up? And now if the feller wasn't talking about Paris!
+_Paris!_ He'd make some awful break, and then-- Oh, curse the luck,
+anyway!
+
+Then it was that McAllister resolved to do something desperate.
+
+
+II
+
+"I'm perfectly delighted to have the Baron. Why didn't you bring
+Pierrepont, too? How d'y' do, Baron? Let me present you to my husband.
+Gordon--Baron de Ville. I'll put you and Mr. McAllister together. We're
+just a little crowded. You've hardly time to dress--dinner in just
+nineteen minutes."
+
+"Zank you! It ees so vera hospitable!" said the Baron, bowing low, and
+twirling his mustache in the most approved fashion.
+
+"Come on, de Ville." McAllister slapped his Old-Man-of-the-Sea upon the
+back good-naturedly. "You can give Mrs. Blair all the _risque_ Paris
+gossip at dinner." They followed the second man upstairs. Although an
+old friend of both Mrs. Blair and her husband, McAllister had never been
+at the Scarsdale house before. It was new, and massively built. They
+were debating whether or not to call it Castle Blair. The second man
+showed them to a room at the extreme end of a wing, and as the servant
+laid out the clothes McAllister thought the man eyed him rather
+curiously. Well, confound it, he was getting used to it. Barney lit a
+cigarette and measured the distance from the window to the ground with a
+discriminating eye.
+
+"Well," said the clubman, after the second man had finally retired, "are
+you satisfied? And what the deuce is going to happen now?"
+
+Barney sank into a Morris chair and thrust his feet comfortably on to
+the fender.
+
+"Fatty," said he, as he blew a multitude of tiny rings toward the blaze,
+"you're a wizard! Never seen such nerve in my life--and you only out two
+months! You've got the clothes, and, what's more, you've got the real
+chappie lingo. It's great! I'm sorry to have to pull in such an artist.
+I am, honest. An' now you've got to go behind prison bars! It's
+sad--positively sad!"
+
+"Look here!" demanded McAllister. "Do you mean to tell me you're such a
+bloomin' ass as to think that I'm a crook, a professional burglar, who's
+got an introduction into society--a what-do-you-call-him? Oh,
+yes--Raffles?"
+
+Barney grinned at his victim, who was just getting into his dress-coat.
+
+"Don't throw such a chest, Fatty!" he said genially. "I think you've got
+Raffles whipped to a standstill. But you can't fool me, and you can't
+lose me. By the way, what am I goin' to do for evenin' clothes?"
+
+"Dunno. Have to stay up here, I guess. You can't come to dinner in those
+togs. It would queer everything."
+
+"I'm goin', just the same. Not once do I lose sight of you, old chappie,
+until you're safely in the cooler at headquarters. Then your swell
+friends can bail you out!"
+
+It was time for dinner. The little Dresden china clock on the mantel
+struck the hour softly, politely. McAllister glanced toward the door.
+The room was the largest of a suite. A small hall intervened between
+them and the main corridor. His hand trembled as he lit a Philip Morris.
+
+"Come on, then," he muttered over his shoulder to Barney, and led the
+way to the door leading into the bath-room, which was next the door into
+the hall and identical with it in appearance. He held it politely ajar
+for the detective, with a smile of resignation.
+
+"Apres vous, mon cher Baron!" he murmured.
+
+The Baron acknowledged the courtesy with an appreciative grin and passed
+in front of McAllister, but had no sooner done so than he received a
+violent push into the darkness. McAllister quickly pulled and locked the
+heavy walnut door, then paused, breathless, listening for some sound. He
+hoped the feller hadn't fallen and cut his head against the tub. There
+was a muffled report, and a bullet sang past and buried itself in the
+enamelled bedstead. Bang! Another whizzed into the china on the
+washstand.
+
+McAllister dashed for the corridor, closing both the outer and inner
+means of egress. At the head of the stairs he met Wainwright.
+
+"What the devil are you fellers tryin' to do, anyway?" asked the latter.
+"Sounds as if you were throwin' dumb-bells at each other."
+
+McAllister lighted another cigarette.
+
+"Oh, the Baron was showing me how they do '_savate_,' that kind of
+boxing with their feet, don'cher know!"
+
+Chubby was entirely himself again. An unusual color suffused his
+ordinarily pink countenance as he joined the guests waiting for dinner.
+He explained ruefully that the Baron had been suddenly taken with a
+sharp pain in his head. It was an old trouble, he informed them, and
+would soon pass off. The nobleman would join the others presently--as
+soon as he felt able to do so.
+
+[Illustration: "I think you've got Raffles whipped to a standstill."]
+
+There were murmurs of regret from all sides, since Mrs. Blair had lost
+no time in spreading the knowledge of the distinguished foreigner's
+presence at the house.
+
+"Who's missing besides the Baron?" inquired Blair, counting heads. "Oh,
+yes, Miss Benson!"
+
+"Oh, we won't wait for Mildred! It would make her feel so awkward,"
+responded his wife. "She and the Baron can come in together. Mr.
+McAllister, I believe I'm to have the pleasure of being taken in by
+you!"
+
+"Er--ye--es!" muttered Chubby vaguely, for at the moment he was
+calculating how long it would have taken that other Baron, the famous
+Trenk, to dig his way out of a porcelain bath-tub. "Too beastly bad
+about de Ville, but these French fellows, they don't have the advantage
+of our athletic sports to keep 'em in condition. Do you know, I hardly
+ever get off my peck? All due to taking regular exercise."
+
+The party made their way to the dining-room and were distributed in
+their various places. As McAllister was pushing in the chair of his
+hostess his eye fell upon a servant who was performing the same office
+for a lady opposite. _Could_ it be? He adjusted his monocle. There was
+no doubt about it. It was Wilkins. And now the detective was locked in
+the bath-room, and the burglar, his own double, would probably pass him
+the soup.
+
+"What a jolly mess!" ejaculated the bewildered guest under his breath,
+sinking into his chair and mechanically bolting a _caviare
+hors-d'œuvre_. He drained his sherry and tried to grasp the whole
+significance of the situation.
+
+"I do hope the Baron is feeling better by this time," he heard Mrs.
+Blair remark. He was about to make an appropriately sympathetic reply
+when Miss Benson came hurriedly into the room, paused at the foot of the
+table and grasped the back of a chair for support. She had lost all her
+color, and her hands and voice trembled with excitement.
+
+"It's gone!" she gasped. "Stolen! My mother's pearl necklace! I had it
+on the bureau just before tea! Oh, what shall I do!" She burst into
+hysterical sobs.
+
+Two or three women gave little shrieks and pushed back their chairs.
+
+"My tiara!" exclaimed one.
+
+"And my diamond sun-burst! I left it right on a book on the
+dressing-table!" cried another.
+
+There was a general move from the table.
+
+"O Gordon! Do you think there are burglars in the house?" called Mrs.
+Blair to her husband.
+
+"Heaven knows!" he replied. "There may be. But don't let's get excited.
+Miss Benson may possibly be mistaken, or she may have mislaid the
+necklace. What do you suggest, McAllister?"
+
+"Well," replied our hero, keeping a careful eye upon Wilkins, "the first
+thing is to learn how much is missing. Why don't these ladies go right
+upstairs and see if they've lost anything? Meanwhile, we'd all better
+sit down and finish our soup."
+
+"Good idea!" returned Blair. "I'll go with them."
+
+The three hurriedly left the room, and the rest of the guests, with the
+exception of Miss Benson, seated themselves once more.
+
+Everybody began to talk at once. By George! The Benson pearls stolen!
+Why, they were worth twenty thousand dollars thirty years ago in Rome.
+You couldn't buy them _now_ for love or money. Well, she had better sit
+down and eat something, anyway--a glass of wine, just to revive her
+spirits. Miss Benson was finally persuaded by her anxious hostess to sit
+down and "eat something." Mrs. Blair was very much upset. How awkward to
+have such a thing happen at one's first house party.
+
+The searchers presently returned with the word that apparently nothing
+else had been taken. This had a beneficial effect on the general
+appetite.
+
+Meanwhile McAllister had been watching Wilkins. Wilkins had been
+watching McAllister. Since that Christmas in the Tombs they had not seen
+each other. The valet was unchanged, save, of course, that his beard was
+gone. He moved silently from place to place, nothing betraying the
+agitation he must have felt at the realization that he was discovered.
+People were all shouting encouragement to Miss Benson. There was a great
+chatter and confusion. The tearful and hysterical Mildred was making
+pitiful little dabs at the viands forced upon her. Meanwhile the dinner
+went on. McAllister's seat commanded the door, and he could see, through
+the swinging screen, that there was no exit to the kitchen from the
+pantry.
+
+Wilkins approached with the fish. As the valet bent forward and passed
+the dish to his former master McAllister whispered sharply in his ear:
+
+"You're caught unless you give up that necklace. There's a Central
+Office man outside. _I_ brought him. Pass me the jewels. It's your only
+chance!"
+
+"Very good, sir," replied Wilkins without moving a muscle.
+
+The guests were still discussing excitedly Miss Benson's loss.
+McAllister's thoughts flew back to the time when, locked in the same
+cell, he and Wilkins had eaten their frugal meal together. He could
+never bring himself now to give him up to that detective fellow--that
+ubiquitous and omniscient ass! But Wilkins was approaching with the
+_entrée_. As he passed the _vol au vent_ he unostentatiously slipped
+something in a handkerchief into McAllister's lap.
+
+"May I go now, sir?" he asked almost inaudibly.
+
+"Have you taken anything else?" inquired his master.
+
+"Nothing."
+
+"On your honor as a gentleman----'s gentleman?"
+
+Wilkins smiled tremulously.
+
+"Hon my onor, Mr. McAllister."
+
+"Then, go!--You seem to have a _penchant_ for pearls," McAllister added
+half to himself, as he clasped in his hand the famous necklace. Common
+humanity to Miss Benson demanded his instant declaration of its
+possession, but the thought of Wilkins, who had slipped unobtrusively
+through the door, gave him pause. Let the poor chap have all the time he
+could get. He'd probably be caught, anyway. Just a question of a few
+days at most. And what a chance to get even on the Baron!
+
+But meanwhile the service had halted. The butler, a sedate person with
+white mutton-chops, after waiting nervously a few minutes, started to
+pass the roast himself.
+
+Miss Benson had been prevailed upon to finish her meal, and after dinner
+they were all going to have a grand hunt, everywhere. Afterward, if the
+necklace was not discovered, they would send for a detective from New
+York.
+
+Suddenly two pistol shots rang out just beside the window. Men's voices
+were raised in angry shouts. A horse attached to some sort of vehicle
+galloped down the road. The guests started to their feet. A violent
+struggle was taking place outside the dining-room door. McAllister
+sprang up just in time to see the Baron break away from Blair's coachman
+and cover him with his pistol. The jehu threw up his hands. He was a
+sorry spectacle, collarless, and without his coat. Damp earth clung to
+his lower limbs and his defiant eyes glowed under tousled hair, while a
+bloody, swollen nose protruded between them.
+
+"Here! What's all this?" shouted Blair. "Put up that pistol! Who are
+you, sir?" Then the host rubbed his eyes and looked again.
+
+"By George! It's the Baron!" yelled Wainwright.
+
+"The Baron! The Baron!" exclaimed the others.
+
+"Baron--nothin'!" gasped Barney, still covering the coachman, while with
+the other hand he tried to rearrange his neckwear. "I'm Conville of the
+Central Office, and this man has aided in an escape. I'm arrestin' him
+for felony!"
+
+The detective's own features had evidently made a close acquaintance
+with mother earth, and one sleeve was torn almost to the shoulder. His
+eye presently fell upon McAllister, and he gave vent to an exclamation
+of bewilderment.
+
+"You! _You_! How did you get out of that wagon so quick? I've got you
+now, anyway!" And he shifted his gun in McAllister's direction. The
+women shrieked and crowded back into the dining-room.
+
+The coachman, who had not dared to remove his eyes from the detective,
+now began to jabber hysterically.
+
+"Hi think 'e's mad, I do, Mr. Blair! Hi think we all are! First hout
+comes Mr. McAllister, whom I brought from the station only an 'our ago
+an' says as 'ow 'e must go back at once to New York. So I 'arnesses up
+Lady Bird in the spyder an' sends Jeames to put hon 'is livery. Just as
+Jeames comes back an' Mr. McAllister jumps in, hout comes _this_ party
+_'ere_ an' yells somethin' about Welch an' tries to climb in arter Mr.
+McAllister. Jeames gives the mare a cut an' haway they go. Then this
+'ere party begins to run arter 'em and commences shootin'. _Hi_ tackles
+'im! _'E_ knocks me down! _Hi_ grabs 'im by the leg, an' 'ere we are,
+sir, axin' yer pardon--Hello, why _'ere's_ Mr. McAllister _now_! May I
+ask as 'ow you _got_ 'ere, sir?"
+
+But Barney had suddenly dropped the pistol.
+
+"Quick!" he shouted wildly. "Harness another horse! We've still got
+time. I can't lose my man this way!"
+
+"Well, who _is_ he? Who _was_ it you shot at?"
+
+"Welch! Fatty Welch!" shrieked the Baron. "There's two of 'em! But the
+one I want has started for the station. I must catch him!"
+
+"Excuse me, sir," interrupted the old butler, who alone had preserved
+his equanimity, addressing Mr. Blair. "My impression is, sir, that it
+must have been Manice, sir--the new third man, sir. I saw him step out.
+He must have taken Mr. McAllister's coat and hat!"
+
+There was an immediate chorus of assent. Of course that was it. The man
+had disguised himself in McAllister's clothes.
+
+"He's got the necklace!" wailed Mildred. "Oh, I _know_ he has!"
+
+"Yes! Yes!"
+
+"Of course he's got it!"
+
+"After him! After him!"
+
+"Necklace! What necklace?" inquired Barney, more bewildered than ever.
+
+"My mother's pearl necklace! She bought it in Rome. And now it's gone.
+He's got it."
+
+Barney made a move for the door.
+
+"Run and harness up, William!" directed Blair. "Put in the Morgan
+ponies. Hustle now. The train isn't due for fifteen minutes and you can
+reach the station in ten. Don't spare the horses!"
+
+William, with a defiant look at the detective, hastened to obey the
+order.
+
+Barney was running his hands through his hair. He certainly had stumbled
+on to somethin', by Hookey! If he could only catch that feller it would
+mean certain promotion! He had to admit that he had been mistaken about
+McAllister, but this was better.
+
+"You see, I was right!" remarked our hero to the detective in his usual
+suave tones. "You should have done just what I said. You stayed too long
+upstairs. However, there's still a running chance of your catching our
+man at the station. Here, take a drink, and then get along as fast as
+you can!"
+
+He handed Barney a glass of champagne, and the detective hastily gulped
+it down. He needed it, for the fifteen-foot jump from the bath-room
+window had shaken him up badly.
+
+"Trap's ready, sir!" called William, coming into the hall, and Barney
+turned without a word and dashed for the door. The whip cracked and
+McAllister was free.
+
+"Well, well, well!" remarked Blair. "Don't let's lose our dinner,
+anyway! Come, ladies, let's finish our meal. We at least know who the
+thief is, and there's a fair chance of his being caught. I will notify
+the White Plains police at once! Don't despair, Miss Benson. We'll have
+the necklace for you yet!"
+
+But Mildred was not to be comforted and clung to Mrs. Blair, with the
+tears welling in her eyes, while her hostess patted her cheek and tried
+to encourage a belief that the necklace in some mysterious way would
+return.
+
+"No, it's gone! I know it is. They'll never catch him! Oh, it's
+dreadful! I would give anything in the world to have that necklace
+back!"
+
+"_Anything_, Miss Benson?" inquired McAllister gayly, as he rose from
+his place and held up the softly shining cord of pearls. "But perhaps
+if I held you to the letter of your contract you might claim _duress_.
+Allow me to return the necklace. It's a great pleasure, I assure you!"
+
+"Hooray for Chubby!" shouted Wainwright. The company gasped with
+astonishment as Miss Benson eagerly seized the jewels.
+
+"By George, McAllister! How did you do it?" inquired his excited host.
+
+"Yes, tell us! How did you get 'em? _Where_ did you get 'em?"
+
+"Who was the Baron?"
+
+"How on earth did you know?"
+
+They all suddenly began to shout, asking questions, arguing, and
+exclaiming with astonishment.
+
+McAllister saw that some explanation was in order.
+
+"Just a bit of detective work of my own," he announced carelessly. "I
+don't care to say anything more about it. One can't give away one's
+trade secrets, don'cher know. Of course that assistant of mine made
+rather a mess of it, but after all, the necklace was the main thing!"
+And he bowed to Miss Benson.
+
+Beyond this brilliant elucidation of the mystery no one could extract a
+syllable from the hero of the occasion. The Baron did not return, and
+his absence was not observed. But Joe Wainwright voiced the sentiments
+of the entire company when he announced somewhat huskily that
+McAllister made Sherlock Holmes look like thirty cents.
+
+"But, say," he muttered thickly an hour later to his host as they
+sauntered into the billiard-room for one last whiskey and soda, "did you
+notice how much that butler feller that ran away looked like McAllister?
+'S livin' image! 'Pon my 'onor!"
+
+"You've been drinking, Joe!" laughed his companion.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Escape of Wilkins
+
+
+I
+
+"Party to see you, sir, in the visitors' room. Didn't have a card. Said
+you would know him, sir."
+
+Although Peter spoke in his customary deferential tones, there was a
+queer look upon his face that did not escape McAllister as the latter
+glanced up from the afternoon paper which he had been perusing in the
+window.
+
+"Hm!" remarked the clubman, gazing out at the rain falling in torrents.
+Who in thunder could be calling upon him a day like this, when there
+wasn't even a cab in sight and the policemen had sought sanctuary in
+convenient vestibules. It was evident that this "party" must want to see
+him very badly indeed.
+
+"What shall I say, sir?" continued Peter gently.
+
+McAllister glanced sharply at him. Of course it was absurd to suppose
+that Peter, or anyone else, had heard of the extraordinary events at the
+Blairs' the night before, yet vaguely McAllister felt that this
+stranger must in some mysterious way be connected with them. In any case
+there was no use trying to duck the consequences of the adventure,
+whatever they might prove to be.
+
+"I'll see him," said the clubman. Maybe it was another detective after
+additional information, or perhaps a reporter. Without hesitation he
+crossed the marble hall and parted the portières of the visitors' room.
+Before him stood the rain-soaked, bedraggled figure of the valet.
+
+"Wilkins!" he gasped.
+
+The burglar raised his head and disclosed a countenance haggard from
+lack of sleep and the strain of the pursuit. Little rivers of rain
+streamed from his cuffs, his (McAllister's) coat-tails, and from the
+brim of his master's hat, which he held deprecatingly before him. There
+was a look of fear in his eyes, and he trembled like a hare which pauses
+uncertain in which direction to escape.
+
+"Forgive me, sir! Oh, sir, forgive me! They're right hafter me! Just
+houtside, sir! It was my honly chance!"
+
+McAllister gazed at him horrified and speechless.
+
+"You see, sir," continued Wilkins in accents of breathless terror, "I
+caught the train last night and reached the city a'ead of the detective.
+I knew 'e'd 'ave telegraphed a general halarm, so I 'id in a harea all
+night. This mornin' I thought I'd given 'im the slip, but I walked
+square into 'im on Fiftieth Street. I took it on a run hup Sixth
+Havenue, doubled 'round a truck, an' thought I'd lost 'im, but 'e saw me
+on Fifty-third Street an' started dead after me. I think 'e saw me stop
+in 'ere, sir. Wot shall I do, sir? You won't give me hup, will you,
+sir?"
+
+Before McAllister could reply there was a commotion at the door of the
+club, and he recognized the clear tones of Barney Conville.
+
+"Who am I? I'm a sergeant of police--Detective Bureau. You've just
+passed in a burglar. He must be right inside. Let me in, I say!"
+
+Wilkins shrank back toward the curtains.
+
+There was a slight scuffle, but the servant outside placed his foot
+behind the door in such a position that the detective could not enter.
+Then Peter came to the rescue.
+
+"What do you mean by trying to force your way into a private club, like
+this? I'll telephone the Inspector. Get out of here, now! Get away from
+that door!"
+
+"Inspector nothin'! Let me in!"
+
+"Have you got a warrant?"
+
+The question seemed to stagger the detective for a moment, and his
+adversary seized the opportunity to close the door. Then Peter knocked
+politely upon the other side of the curtains.
+
+"I'm afraid, Mr. McAllister, I can't keep the officer out much longer.
+It's only a question of time. You'll pardon me, sir?"
+
+"Of course, Peter," answered McAllister.
+
+He stepped to the window. Outside he could see Conville stationing two
+plain-clothes men so as to guard both exits from the club. McAllister's
+breath came fast. Wilkins crouched in terror by the centre-table. Then a
+momentary inspiration came to the clubman.
+
+"Er--Peter, this is my friend, Mr. Lloyd-Jones. Take his coat and hat,
+give me a check for them, and then show him upstairs to a room. He'll be
+here for an hour or so."
+
+"Very good, sir," replied Peter without emotion, as he removed Wilkins's
+dripping coat and hat. "This way, sir."
+
+Casting a look of dazed gratitude at his former master, the valet
+followed Peter toward the elevator.
+
+"Here's a nice mess!" thought McAllister, as he returned to the big
+room. "How am I ever going to get rid of him? And ain't I liable somehow
+as an accomplice?"
+
+He wrinkled his brows, lit a Perfecto, and sank again into his
+accustomed place by the window.
+
+"That policeman wants to see you, sir," said the doorman, suddenly
+appearing at his elbow. "Says he knows you, and it's somethin' very
+important."
+
+The clubman smothered a curse. His first impulse was to tell the
+impudent fellow to go to the devil, but then he thought better of it. He
+had beaten Conville once, and he would do so again. When it came to a
+show-down, he reckoned his brains were about as good as a policeman's.
+
+"All right," he replied. "Tell him to sit down--that I've just come in,
+and will be with him in a few moments."
+
+"Very good, sir," answered the servant.
+
+McAllister perceived that he must think rapidly. There was no escape
+from the conclusion that he was certainly assisting in the escape of a
+felon; that he was an accessory after the fact, as it were. The idea did
+not increase his happiness at all. His one experience in the Tombs,
+however adventitious, had been quite sufficient. Nevertheless, he could
+not go back on Wilkins, particularly now that he had promised to assist
+him. McAllister rubbed his broad forehead in perplexity.
+
+"The officer says he's in a great hurry, sir, and wants to know can you
+see him at once, sir," said the doorman, coming back.
+
+"Hang it!" exclaimed our hero. "Yes, I'll _see_ him."
+
+He got up and walked slowly to the visitors' room again, while Peter,
+with a studiously unconscious expression, held the portières open. He
+entered, prepared for the worst. As he did so, Conville sprang to his
+feet, leaving a pool of water in front of the sofa and tossing little
+drops of rain from the ends of his mustache.
+
+"Look here, Mr. McAllister, there's been enough of this. Where's Welch,
+the crook, who ran in here a few moments ago? Oh, he's here fast enough!
+I've got your club covered, front and behind. Don't try to con _me_!"
+
+McAllister slowly adjusted his monocle, smiled affably, and sank
+comfortably into an armchair.
+
+"Why, it's you, Baron, isn't it! How are you? Won't you have a little
+nip of something warm? No? A cigar, then. Here, Peter, bring the
+gentleman an Obsequio. Well, to what do I owe this honor?"
+
+Conville glared at him enraged. However, he restrained his wrath. A wise
+detective never puts himself at a disadvantage by giving way to useless
+emotion. When Peter returned with the cigar, Barney took it mechanically
+and struck a match, meanwhile keeping one eye upon the door of the club.
+
+"I suppose," he presently remarked, "you think you're smart. Well,
+you're mistaken. I had you wrong last night, I admit--that is, so far
+as your identity was concerned. You're a real high-roller, all right,
+but that ain't the whole thing, by a long shot. How would you like to
+wander down to Headquarters as an accomplice?"
+
+A few chills played hide-and-seek around the base of the clubman's
+spine.
+
+"Don't be an ass!" he finally managed to ejaculate.
+
+"Oh, I can't connect you with the necklace! You're safe enough there,"
+Barney continued. "But how about this little game right here in this
+club? You're aiding in the escape of a felon. That's _felony_. You know
+that yourself. Besides, when you locked me in the bath-room last night
+you assaulted an officer in the performance of his duty. I've got you
+dead to rights, _see_?"
+
+McAllister laughed lightly.
+
+"By jiminy!" he exclaimed, "I _thought_ you were crazy all the time, and
+now I _know_ it. What in thunder are you driving at?"
+
+Conville knocked the ashes off his cigar impatiently.
+
+"Drivin' at? Drivin' at? Where's Welch--Fatty Welch, that ran in here
+five minutes ago?"
+
+McAllister assumed a puzzled expression.
+
+"Welch? No one ran in here except myself. _I_ came in about that time.
+Got off the L at Fiftieth Street, footed it pretty fast up Sixth Avenue,
+and then through Fifty-third Street to the club. I got mighty well wet,
+too, I tell you!"
+
+"Don't think you can throw that game into _me_!" shouted Conville. "You
+can't catch me twice _that_ way. It was _Welch_ I saw, not you."
+
+"You don't believe me?"
+
+McAllister pressed the bell and Peter entered.
+
+"Peter, tell this gentleman how many persons have come into the club
+within the hour."
+
+"Why, only _you_, sir," replied Peter, without hesitation. "Your clothes
+was wringin' wet, sir. No one else has entered the club since twelve
+o'clock."
+
+"Bah!" exclaimed Conville. "If it was _you_ that came in," he added
+cunningly, "suppose you show me your check, and let me have a look at
+your coat!"
+
+"Certainly," responded McAllister, beginning to regain his equanimity,
+as he drew Wilkins's check from his pocket. "Here it is. You can step
+over and get the coat for yourself."
+
+Barney seized the small square of brass, crossed to the coat-room, and
+returned with the dripping garment, which he held up to the light at the
+window.
+
+"You ought to find Poole's name under the collar, and my own inside the
+breast-pocket," remarked Chubby encouragingly. "It's there, isn't it?"
+
+Conville threw the soaked object over a chair-back and made a rapid
+inspection, then turned to McAllister with an expression of
+bewilderment.
+
+"I--you--how--" he stammered.
+
+"Don't you remember," laughed his tormentor, "that there was a big truck
+on the corner of Sixth Avenue?"
+
+Barney set his teeth.
+
+"I see you _do_," continued McAllister. "Well, what more can I do for
+you? Are you sure you won't have that drink?"
+
+But Conville was in no mood for drinking. Stepping up to the clubman, he
+looked searchingly down into his face.
+
+"Mr. McAllister," he hissed, "you think you've got me criss-crossed. You
+think you're a sure winner. But I _know_ you. I know your _face_. And
+this time I don't lose you, _see_? You're in cahoots with Welch. You're
+his side-partner. You'll see me again. Remember, you're a _common
+felon_."
+
+The detective made for the door.
+
+"Don't say 'common,'" murmured McAllister, as Conville disappeared. Then
+his nonchalant look gave place to one of extreme dejection. "Peter," he
+gasped, "tell Mr. Lloyd-Jones I must see him at once."
+
+Peter soon returned with the unexpected information that "Mr.
+Lloyd-Jones" had gone to bed and wouldn't get up.
+
+"Says he's sick, sir," said Peter, trying hard to retain his gravity.
+
+McAllister made one jump for the elevator. Peter followed. Of course,
+_he_ had known Wilkins when the latter was in McAllister's employ.
+
+"I put him in No. 13, sir," remarked the majordomo.
+
+Sure enough, Wilkins was in bed. His clothes were nowhere visible, and
+the quilt was pulled well up around his fat neck. He seemed utterly to
+have lost his nerve.
+
+"Oh, sir!" he cried apologetically, "I was hafraid to come down, sir.
+_Without my clothes_ they never could hidentify me, sir!"
+
+"What on earth have you done with 'em?" cried his master.
+
+"Oh, Mr. McAllister!" wailed Wilkins, "I couldn't think o' nothin' else,
+so I just threw 'em hout the window, into the hairshaft."
+
+At this intelligence Peter, who had lingered by the door, choked
+violently and retired down the hall.
+
+"Wilkins," exclaimed McAllister, "I never took you for a fool before!
+Pray, what do you propose to do now?"
+
+[Illustration: "You think you're a sure winner. But I _know_ you. I know
+your _face_."]
+
+"I don't know, sir."
+
+"Can't you see what an awkward position you've placed me in?" went on
+McAllister. "I'm liable to arrest for aidin' in your escape. In fact,
+that detective has just threatened to take me to Headquarters."
+
+"'Oly Moses!" moaned Wilkins. "Oh, wot shall I do? If you honly get me
+haway, sir, I promise you I'll never return."
+
+McAllister closed the door, sat down by the bed, and puffed hard at his
+cigar.
+
+"I'll try it!" he muttered at length. "Wilkins, you remember you always
+wore my clothes."
+
+"Yes, sir," sighed Wilkins.
+
+"Well, to-night you shall leave the club in my dress-suit, tall hat, and
+Inverness--understand? You'll take a cab from here at eleven-forty. Go
+to the Grand Central and board the twelve o'clock train for Boston.
+Here's a ticket, and the check for the drawing-room. You'll be Mr.
+McAllister of the Colophon Club, if anyone speaks to you. You're going
+on to Mr. Cabot's wedding to-morrow, to act as best man. Turn in as soon
+as you go on board, and don't let anyone disturb you. I'll be on the
+train myself, and after it starts I'll knock three times on the door."
+
+"Very good, sir," murmured Wilkins.
+
+"I'll send to my rooms for the clothes at once. Do you think you can do
+it?"
+
+"Oh, certainly, sir! Thank you, sir! I'll be there, sir, never fail."
+
+"Well, good luck to you."
+
+McAllister returned to the big room downstairs. The longer he thought of
+his plan the better he liked it. He was going to the Winthrops' Twelfth
+Night party that evening as Henry VIII. He would dress at the club and
+leave it in costume about nine o'clock. Conville would never recognize
+him in doublet and hose, and, when Wilkins departed at eleven-forty,
+would in all likelihood take the latter for McAllister. If he could thus
+get rid of his ex-valet for good and all it would be cheap at twice the
+trouble. So far as spiriting away Wilkins was concerned the whole thing
+seemed easy enough, and McAllister, once more in his usual state of
+genial placidity, ordered as good a dinner as the _chef_ could provide.
+
+
+II
+
+The revelry was at its height when Henry VIII realized with a start that
+it was already half after eleven. First there had been a professional
+presentation of the scene between Sir Andrew Aguecheek and Sir Toby
+Belch that had made McAllister shake with merriment. He thought Sir
+Andrew the drollest fellow that he had seen for many a day. Maria and
+the clown were both good, too. McAllister had a fleeting wish that he
+had essayed Sir Toby. The champagne had been excellent and the
+characters most amusing, and, altogether, McAllister did not blame
+himself for having overstayed his time--in fact, he didn't care much
+whether he had or not. He had intended going back to his rooms for the
+purpose of changing his costume, but he had plenty of clothes on the
+train, and there really seemed no need of it at all. He bade his hostess
+good-night in a most optimistic frame of mind and hailed a cab. The long
+ulster which he wore entirely concealed his costume save for his shoes,
+strange creations of undressed leather, red on the uppers and white
+between the toes. As for his cap and feather, he was quite too happy to
+mind them for an instant. The assembled crowd of lackeys and footmen
+cheered him mildly as he drove away, but Henry VIII, smoking a large
+cigar, noticed them not. Neither did he observe a slim young man who
+darted out from behind a flight of steps and followed the cab, keeping
+about half a block in the rear. The rain had stopped. The clouds had
+drawn aside their curtains, and a big friendly moon beamed down on
+McAllister from an azure sky, bright almost as day.
+
+The cabman hit up his pace as they reached the slope from the Cathedral
+down Fifth Avenue, and the runner was distanced by several blocks.
+McAllister, happy and sleepy, was blissfully unconscious of being an
+actor in a drama of vast import to the New York police, but as they
+reached Forty-third Street he saw by the illuminated clock upon the
+Grand Central Station that it was two minutes to twelve. At the same
+moment a trace broke. The driver sprang from his seat, but before he
+could reach the ground McAllister had leaped out. Tossing a bill to the
+perturbed cabby, our hero threw off his ulster and sped with an agility
+marvellous to behold down Forty-third Street toward the station. As he
+dashed across Madison Avenue, directly in front of an electric car, the
+hand on the clock slipped a minute nearer. At that instant the slim man
+turned the corner from Fifth Avenue and redoubled his speed. Thirty
+seconds later, McAllister, in sword, doublet, hose, and feathered cap,
+burst into the waiting-room, carrying an ulster, clearing half its
+length in six strides, threw himself through the revolving door to the
+platform, and sprang past the astonished gate-man just as he was
+sliding-to the gate.
+
+"Hi, there, give us yer ticket!" yelled the man after the retreating
+form of Henry VIII, but royalty made no response.
+
+The gate closed, a gong rang twice, somewhere up ahead an engine gave
+half a dozen spasmodic coughs, and the forward section of the train
+began to pull out. McAllister, gasping for breath, a terrible pain in
+his side, his ulster seeming to weigh a thousand pounds, stumbled upon
+the platform of the car next the last. As he did so, the slim young man
+rushed to the gate and commenced to beat frantically upon it. The
+gate-man, indignant, approached to make use of severe language.
+
+"Open this gate!" yelled the man. "There's a burglar in disguise on that
+train. Didn't you see him run through? Open up!"
+
+"Whata yer givin' us?" answered Gate. "Who are yer, anyhow?"
+
+"I'm a detective sergeant!" shrieked the one outside, excitedly
+exhibiting a shield. "I order you to open this gate and let me through."
+
+Gate looked with exasperating deliberateness after the receding train;
+its red lights were just passing out of the station.
+
+"Oh, go to--!" said he through the bars.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Is this car 2241?" inquired the breathless McAllister at the same
+moment, as he staggered inside.
+
+"Sho, boss," replied the porter, grinning from ear to ear as he received
+the ticket and its accompanying half-dollar. "Drawin'-room, sah?
+Yes-sah. Right here, sah! Yo' frien', he arrived some time ago. May Ah
+enquire what personage yo represent, sah? A most magnificent sword,
+sah!"
+
+"Where's the smoking compartment?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Udder end, sah!"
+
+Now McAllister had no inclination to feel his way the length of that
+swaying car. He perceived that the smoking compartment of the car behind
+would naturally be much more convenient.
+
+"I'm going into the next car to smoke for a while," he informed the
+darky.
+
+No one was in the smoking compartment of the Benvolio, which was bright
+and warm, and McAllister, throwing down his ulster, stretched
+luxuriously across the cushions, lit a cigar, and watched with interest
+the myriad lights of the Greater City marching past, those near at hand
+flashing by with the velocity of meteors, and those beyond swinging
+slowly forward along the outer rim of the circle. And the idea of this
+huge circle, its circumference ever changing with the forward movement
+of its pivot, beside which the train was rushing, never passing that
+mysterious edge which fled before them into infinity, took hold on
+McAllister's imagination, and he fancied, as he sped onward, that in
+some mysterious way, if he could only square that circle or calculate
+its radius, he could solve the problem of existence. What was it he had
+learned when a boy at St. Andrew's about the circle? Pi R--one--two--two
+Pi R! That was it! "2Ï€r." The smoke from his cigar swirled thickly
+around the Pintsch light in the ceiling, and Henry VIII, oblivious of
+the anachronism, with his sword and feathered cap upon the sofa beside
+him, gazed solemnly into space.
+
+"Br-r-clink!--br-r-clink!" went the track.
+
+"Two Pi R!" murmured McAllister. "Two Pi R!"
+
+
+III
+
+Under the big moon's yellow disk, beside and past the roaring train,
+along the silent reaches of the Sound, leaping on its copper thread from
+pole to pole, jumping from insulator to insulator, from town to town,
+sped a message concerning Henry VIII. The night operator at New Haven,
+dozing over a paper in the corner, heard his call four times before he
+came to his senses. Then he sent the answer rattling back with a
+simulation of indignation:
+
+"Yes, yes! What's your rush?"
+
+ Special--Police--Headquarters--New Haven. Escaped
+ ex-convict Welch on No. 13 from New York. Notify
+ McGinnis. In complete disguise. Arrest and notify.
+ Particulars long-distance 'phone in morning.
+ EBSTEIN.
+
+The operator crossed the room and unhooked the telephone.
+
+"Headquarters, please."
+
+"Yes. Headquarters! Is McGinnis of the New York Detective Bureau there?
+Tell him he's wanted, to make an important arrest on board No. 13 when
+she comes through at two-twenty. Sorry. Say, tell him to bring along
+some cigars. I'll give him the complete message down here."
+
+Then the operator went back to his paper. In a few moments he suddenly
+sat up.
+
+"By gum!" he ejaculated.
+
+ BOLD ATTEMPT AT BURGLARY IN COUNTRY HOUSE
+
+ It was learned to-day that a well-known crook had been
+ successful recently in securing a position as a
+ servant at Mr. Gordon Blair's at Scarsdale. Last
+ evening one of the guests missed her valuable pearl
+ necklace. In the excitement which followed the burglar
+ made his escape, leaving the necklace behind him. The
+ perpetrator of this bold attempt is the notorious
+ Fatty Welch, now wanted in several States as a
+ fugitive from justice.
+
+"By gum!" repeated the operator, throwing down the paper. Then he went
+to the drawer and took out a small bull-dog revolver, which he
+carefully loaded.
+
+"Br-r-clink!--br-r-clink!" went the track, as the train swung round the
+curve outside New Haven. The brakes groaned, the porters waked from
+troubled slumbers in wicker chairs, one or two old women put out their
+arms and peered through the window-shades, and the train thundered past
+the depot and slowly came to a full stop. Ahead, the engine panted and
+steamed. Two gnomes ran, Mimi-like, out of a cavernous darkness behind
+the station and by the light of flaring torches began to hammer and tap
+the flanges. The conductor, swinging off the rear car, ran into the
+embrace of a huge Irishman. At the same moment a squad of policemen
+separated and scattered to the different platforms.
+
+"Here! Let me go!" gasped the conductor. "What's all this?"
+
+"Say, Cap., I'm McGinnis--Central Office, New York. You've got a burglar
+on board. They're after wirin' me to make the arrest."
+
+"Burglar be damned!" yelled the conductor. "Do you think you can hold me
+up and search my train? Why, I'd be two hours late!"
+
+"I won't take more'n fifteen minutes," continued McGinnis, making for
+the rear car.
+
+"Come back there, you!" shouted the conductor, grasping him firmly by
+the coat-tails. "You can't wake up all the passengers."
+
+"Look here, Cap.," expostulated the detective, "don't ye see I've got to
+make this arrest? It won't take a minute. The porters'll know who
+they've got, and you're runnin' awful light. Have a good cigar?"
+
+The conductor took the weed so designated and swore loudly. It was the
+biggest piece of gall on record. Well, hang it! he didn't want to take
+McGinnis all the way to Boston, and even if he did, there would be the
+same confounded mix-up at the other end. He admitted finally that it was
+a fine night. Did McGinnis want a nip? He had a bottle in the porter's
+closet. Yes, call out those niggers and make 'em tell what they knew.
+
+The conductor was now just as insistent that the burglar should be
+arrested then and there as he had been before that the train should not
+be held up. He rushed through the cars telling the various porters to go
+outside. Eight or ten presently assembled upon the platform. They filled
+McGinnis with unspeakable repulsion.
+
+The conductor began with car No. 2204.
+
+"Now, Deacon, who have you got?"
+
+The Deacon, an enormously fat darky, rolled his eyes and replied that he
+had "two ole women an' er gen'elman gwine ortermobublin with his
+cheffonier."
+
+The conductor opined that these would prove unfertile candidates for
+McGinnis. He therefore turned to Moses, of car No. 2201. Moses, however,
+had only half a load. There was a fat man, a Mr. Huber, who travelled
+regularly; two ladies on passes; and a very thin man, with his wife, her
+sister, a maid, two nurses, and three children.
+
+"Nothin' doin'!" remarked the captain. "Now, Colonel, what have _you_
+got?"
+
+But the Colonel, a middle-aged colored man of aristocratic appearance,
+had an easy answer. His entire car was full, as he expressed it, "er
+frogs."
+
+"Frenchmen!" grunted McGinnis.
+
+The conductor remembered. Yes, they were Sanko's Orchestra going on to
+give a matinée concert in Providence.
+
+The next car had only five drummers, every one of whom was known to the
+conductor, as taking the trip twice a week. They were therefore counted
+out. That left only one car, No. 2205.
+
+"Well, William, what have you got?"
+
+William grinned. Though sleepy, he realized the importance of the
+disclosure he was about to make and was correspondingly dignified and
+ponderous. There was two trabblin' gen'elmen, Mr. Smith and Mr. Higgins.
+He'd handled dose gen'elmen fo' several years. There was a very old
+lady, her daughter and maid. Then there was Mr. Uberheimer, who got off
+at Middletown. And then--William smiled significantly--there was an
+awful strange pair in the drawin'-room. They could look for themselves.
+He didn't know nuff'n 'bout burglars in disguise, but dere was "one of
+'em in er mighty curious set er fixtures."
+
+"Huh! _Two_ of 'em!" commented McGinnis.
+
+"That's easy!" remarked the mollified conductor.
+
+The telegraph operator, who read Laura Jean Libbey, now approached with
+his revolver.
+
+McGinnis, another detective, and the conductor moved toward the car.
+William preferred the safety of the platform and the temporary
+distinction of being the discoverer of the fugitive. No light was
+visible in the drawing-room, and the sounds of heavy slumber were
+plainly audible. The conductor rapped loudly; there was no response. He
+rattled the door and turned the handle vigorously, but elicited no sign
+of recognition. Then McGinnis rapped with his knife on the glass of the
+door. He happened to hit three times. Immediately there were sounds
+within. Something very much like "All right, sir," and the door was
+opened. The conductor and McGinnis saw a fat man, in blue silk pajamas,
+his face flushed and his eyes heavy with sleep, who looked at them in
+dazed bewilderment.
+
+"Wot do you want?" drawled the fat man, blinking at the lantern.
+
+"Sorry to disturb you," broke in McGinnis briskly, "but is there any wan
+else, beside ye, to kape ye company?"
+
+Wilkins shook his head with annoyance and made as if to close the door,
+but the detective thrust his foot across the threshold.
+
+"Aisy there!" he remarked. "Conductor, just turn on that light, will
+ye?"
+
+Wilkins scrambled heavily into his berth, and the conductor struck a
+match and turned on the Pintsch light. Only one bed was occupied, and
+that by the fat man in the pajamas. On the sofa was an elegant
+alligator-skin bag disclosing a row of massive silver-topped bottles. A
+tall silk hat and Inverness coat hung from a hook, and a suit of evening
+clothes, as well as a business suit of fustian, were neatly folded and
+lying on the upper berth.
+
+At this vision of respectability both McGinnis and the conductor
+recoiled, glancing doubtfully at one another. Wilkins saw his advantage.
+
+"May I hinquire," remarked he, with dignity, "wot you mean by these
+hactions? W'y am I thus disturbed in the middle of the night? It is
+houtrageous!"
+
+"Very sorry, sir," replied the conductor. "The fact is, we thought _two_
+people, suspicious characters, had taken this room together, and this
+officer here"--pointing to McGinnis--"had orders to arrest one of them."
+
+Wilkins swelled with indignation.
+
+"Suspicious characters! Two people! Look 'ere, conductor, I'll 'ave you
+to hunderstand that I will not tolerate such a performance. I am Mr.
+McAllister, of the Colophon Club, New York, and I am hon my way to
+hattend the wedding of Mr. Frederick Cabot in Boston, to-morrow. I am to
+be 'is best man. Can I give you any further hinformation?"
+
+The conductor, who had noticed the initials "McA" on the silver bottle
+heads, and the same stamped upon the bag, stammered something in the
+nature of an apology.
+
+"Say, Cap.," whispered McGinnis, "we've got him wrong, I guess. This
+feller ain't no burglar. Anywan can see he's a swell, all right. Leave
+him alone."
+
+"Very sorry to have disturbed you," apologized the conductor humbly,
+putting out the light and closing the door.
+
+"That nigger must be nutty," he added to the detective. "By Joshua!
+Perhaps he's got away with some of my stuff!"
+
+[Illustration: "Wot do you want?" drawled the fat man, blinking at the
+lantern.]
+
+"Look here, William, what's the matter with you? Have you been swipin'
+my whisky. There ain't two men in that drawin'-room at all--just one--a
+swell," hollered the conductor as they reached the platform.
+
+"Fo' de Lawd, Cap'n, I ain't teched yo' whisky," cried William in
+terror. "I swear dey was two of 'em, 'n' de udder was in _dis_guise. It
+was de fines' _dis_guise I eber saw!" he added reminiscently.
+
+"Aw, what yer givin' us!" exclaimed McGinnis, entirely out of patience.
+"What kind av a disguise was he in?"
+
+"Dat's what I axed him," explained William, edging toward the rim of the
+circle. "I done ax him right away what character he done represent. He
+had on silk stockin's, an' a colored deglishay shirt, an' a belt an'
+moccasons, an' a sword an'----"
+
+"A sword!" yelled McGinnis, making a jump in William's direction. "I'll
+break yer black head for ye!"
+
+"Hold on!" cried the conductor, who had disappeared into the car and had
+emerged again with a bottle in his hand. "The stuff's here."
+
+"I tell ye the coon is drunk!" shouted the detective in angry tones.
+"He can't make small av _me_!"
+
+"I done tole you the trufe," continued William from a safe distance, his
+teeth and eyeballs shining in the moonlight.
+
+"Well, where did he go?" asked the conductor. "Did you put him in the
+drawin'-room?"
+
+"I seen his ticket," replied William, "an' he said he wanted to smoke,
+so he went into the Benvolio, the car behin'."
+
+"Car behind!" cried McGinnis. "There ain't no car behind. This here is
+the last car."
+
+"Sure," said the conductor, with a laugh; "we dropped the Benvolio at
+Selma Junction for repairs. Say, McGinnis, you better have that drink!"
+
+
+IV
+
+McAllister was awakened by a sense of chill. The compartment was dark,
+save for the pale light of the moon hanging low over what seemed to be
+water and the masts of ships, which stole in and picked out sharply the
+silver buckles on his shoes and the buttons of his doublet. There was no
+motion, no sound. The train was apparently waiting somewhere, but
+McAllister could not hear the engine. He put on his ulster and stepped
+to the door of the car. All the lights had been extinguished and he
+could hear neither the sound of heavy breathing nor the other customary
+evidences of the innocent rest of the human animal. He looked across the
+platform for his own car and found that the train had totally
+disappeared. The Benvolio was stationary--side-tracked, evidently, on
+the outskirts of a town, not far from some wharves.
+
+"Jiminy!" thought McAllister, looking at his uncheerful surroundings and
+his picturesque, if somewhat cool, costume.
+
+For a moment his mental processes refused to answer the heavy draught
+upon them. Then he turned up his coat-collar, stepped out upon the
+platform, and lit a cigar. By the light of the match he looked at his
+watch and saw that it was four o'clock. Overhead the sky glowed with
+thousands of twinkling stars, and the moon, just touching the sea, made
+a limpid path of light across the water. At the docks silent ships lay
+fast asleep. A mile away a clock struck four, intensifying the
+stillness. It was very beautiful, but very cold, and McAllister shivered
+as he thought of Wilkins, and Freddy Cabot, and the wedding at twelve
+o'clock. So far as he knew he might be just outside of Boston--Quincy,
+or somewhere--yet, somehow, the moon didn't look as if it were at
+Quincy.
+
+He jumped down and started along the track. His feet stung as they
+struck the cinder. His whole body was asleep. It was easy enough to walk
+in the direction in which the clock had sounded, and this he did. The
+rails followed the shore for about a hundred yards and then joined the
+main line. Presently he came in sight of a depot. Every now and then his
+sword would get between his legs, and this caused him so much annoyance
+that he took it off and carried it. It was queer how uncomfortable the
+old style of shoe was when used for walking on a railroad track. His
+ruffle, too, proved a confounded nuisance, almost preventing a
+satisfactory adjustment of coat-collar. Finally he untied it and put it
+in the pocket of his ulster. The cap was not so bad.
+
+The depot had inspired the clubman with distinct hope, but as he
+approached, it appeared as dark and tenantless as the car behind him. It
+was impossible to read the name of the station owing to the fact that
+the sign was too high up for the light of a match to reach it. It was
+clear that there was nothing to do but to wait for the dawn, and he
+settled himself in a corner near the express office and tried to forget
+his discomfort.
+
+He had less time to wait than he had expected. Soon a great clattering
+of hoofs caused him to climb stiffly to his feet again. Three farmers'
+wagons, each drawn by a pair of heavy horses, backed in against the
+platform, and their drivers, throwing down the reins, leaped to the
+ground. All were smoking pipes and chaffing one another loudly. Then
+they began to unload huge cans of milk. This looked encouraging. If they
+were bringing milk at this hour there must be a train--going somewhere.
+It didn't matter where to McAllister, if only he could get warm.
+Presently a faint humming came along the rails, which steadily increased
+in volume until the approaching train could be distinctly heard.
+
+"Pretty nigh on time," commented the nearest farmer.
+
+McAllister stepped forward, sword in hand. The farmer involuntarily drew
+back.
+
+"Wall, I swan!" he remarked, removing his pipe.
+
+"Do you mind telling me," inquired our friend, "what place this is and
+where this train goes to?"
+
+"I reckon not," replied the other. "This is Selma Junction, and this
+here train is due in New York at five. Who be you?"
+
+"Well," answered McAllister, "I'm just an humble citizen of New York,
+forced by circumstances to return to the city as soon as possible."
+
+"Reckon you're one o' them play-actors, bean't ye?"
+
+"You've got it," returned McAllister. "Fact is, I've just been playing
+Henry VIII--on the road."
+
+"I've heard tell on't," commented the rustic. "But I ain't never seen
+it. Shakespeare, ain't it?"
+
+"Yes, Shakespeare," admitted the clubman.
+
+At this moment the milk-train roared in and the teamsters began passing
+up their cans. There were no passenger coaches--nothing but freight-cars
+and a caboose. Toward this our friend made his way. There did not seem
+to be any conductor, and, without making inquiries, McAllister climbed
+upon the platform and pushed open the door. If warmth was what he
+desired he soon found it. The end of the car was roughly fitted with
+half a dozen bunks, two boxes which served for chairs, and some
+spittoons. A small cast-iron stove glowed red-hot, but while the place
+was odoriferous, its temperature was grateful to the shivering
+McAllister. The car was empty save for a gigantic Irishman sitting fast
+asleep in the farther corner.
+
+Our hero laid down his sword, threw off his ulster, and hung his cap
+upon an adjacent hook. In a moment or two the train started again. Still
+no one came into the caboose. Now daylight began to filter in through
+the grimy windows. The sun jumped suddenly from behind a ridge and shot
+a beam into the face of the sleeper at the other end of the car. Slowly
+he awoke, yawned, rubbed his eyes, and, catching the glint of silver
+buttons, gazed stupidly in McAllister's direction. The random glance
+gradually gave place to a stare of intense amazement. He wrinkled his
+brows, and leaned forward, scrutinizing with care every detail of
+McAllister's make-up. The train stopped for an instant and a burly
+brakeman banged open the door and stepped inside. He, too, hung fire, as
+it were, at the sight of Henry VIII. Then he broke into a loud laugh.
+
+"Who in thunder are _you_?"
+
+Before McAllister could reply McGinnis, with a comprehensive smile, made
+answer:
+
+"Shure, 'tis only a prisoner I'm after takin' back to the city!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Mr. McAllister," remarked Conville, two hours later, as the three of
+them sat in the visitors' room at the club, "I hope you won't say
+anything about this. You see, I had no business to put a kid like
+Ebstein on the job, but I was clean knocked out and had to snatch some
+sleep. I suppose he thought he was doin' a big thing when he nailed you
+for a burglar. But, after all, the only thing that saved Welch was your
+fallin' asleep in the Benvolio."
+
+"My dear Baron," sympathetically replied McAllister, who had once more
+resumed his ordinary attire, "why attribute to chance what is in fact
+due to intellect? No, I won't mention our adventure, and if our friend
+McGinnis--"
+
+"Oh, McGinnis'll keep his head shut, all right, you bet!" interrupted
+Barney. "But say, Mr. McAllister, on the level, you're too good for us.
+Why don't you chuck this game and come in out of the rain? You'll be up
+against it in the end. Help us to land this feller!"
+
+McAllister took a long pull at his cigar and half-closed his eyes. There
+was a quizzical look around his mouth that Conville had never seen there
+before.
+
+"Perhaps I will," said he softly. "Perhaps I will."
+
+"Good!" shouted the Baron; "put it there! Now, if you _get_ anything,
+tip us off. You can always catch me at 3100 Spring."
+
+"Well," replied the clubman, "don't forget to drop in here, if you
+happen to be going by. Some time, on a rainy day perhaps, you might want
+a nip of something warm."
+
+But to this the Baron did not respond.
+
+[Illustration: "Who in thunder are _you_?"]
+
+A plunge in the tank and a comfortable smoke almost restored
+McAllister's customary equanimity. Weddings were a bore, anyway. Then
+he called for a telegraph blank and sent the following:
+
+ _Was unavoidably detained. Terribly disappointed. If
+ necessary, use Wilkins._ _McA._
+
+To which, about noon-time, he received the following reply:
+
+ _Don't understand. Wilkins arrived, left clothes and
+ departed. You must have mixed your dates. Wedding
+ to-morrow._ _F. C._
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Governor-General's Trunk
+
+
+I
+
+McAllister was in the tank. His puffing and blowing as he dove and
+tumbled like a contented, rubicund porpoise, reverberated loudly among
+the marble pillars of the bath at the club. It was all part of a
+carefully adjusted and as rigorously followed regimen, for McAllister
+was a thorough believer in exercise (provided it was moderate), and took
+it regularly, averring that a fellow couldn't expect to eat and drink as
+much as he naturally wanted to unless he kept in some sort of condition,
+and if he didn't he would simply get off his peck, that was all. Hence
+"Chubby" arose regularly at nine-thirty, and wrapping himself in a
+padded Japanese silk dressing-gown, descended to the tank, where he dove
+six times and swam around twice, after which he weighed himself and had
+Tim rub him down. Tim felt a high degree of solicitude for all this
+procedure, since he was a personal discovery of McAllister's, and owed
+his present exalted position entirely to the clubman's interest, for
+the latter had found him at Coney Island earning his daily bread by
+diving, in the presence of countless multitudes, into a six-foot glass
+tank, where he seated himself upon the bottom and nonchalantly consumed
+a banana. McAllister's delight and enthusiasm at this elevating
+spectacle had been boundless.
+
+"Wish I could do any one thing as well as that feller dives down and
+eats that banana!" he had confided to his friend Wainwright. "Sometimes
+I feel as if my life had been wasted!" The upshot of the whole matter
+was that Tim had been forthwith engaged as rubber and swimming teacher
+at the club.
+
+McAllister had just taken his fifth plunge, and was floating lazily
+toward the steps, when Tim appeared at the door leading into the
+dressing-rooms and announced that a party wanted to speak to him on the
+'phone, the Lady somebody, evidently a very cantankerous old person, who
+was in the devil of a hurry, and wouldn't stand no waitin'.
+
+The clubman turned over, sputtered, touched bottom, and arose dripping
+to his feet. The "old person" on the wire was clearly his aunt, Lady
+Lyndhurst, and he knew very much better than to irritate her when she
+was in one of her tantrums. Still, he couldn't imagine what she wanted
+with him at that hour of the morning. She'd been placid enough the
+evening before when he'd left her after the opera. But ever since she
+had married Lord Lyndhurst for her second husband ten years before she'd
+been getting more and more dictatorial.
+
+"Tell her I'm in this beastly tank; awful sorry I can't speak with her
+myself, don'cher know, and find out what she wants. And _Tim_--handle
+her gently--it's my aunt."
+
+Tim grinned and winked a comprehending eye. As McAllister hurried into
+his bath-robe and slippers he wondered more and more why she had rung
+him up so early. He had intended calling on her after breakfast, any
+way, but "after breakfast" to McAllister meant in the neighborhood of
+twelve o'clock, for the meal was always carefully ordered the evening
+before for half-past ten the next morning, after which came the paper
+and a long, light Casadora, crop of '97, which McAllister had bought up
+entire. Something must be up--that was certain. He could imagine her in
+her wrapper and curl-papers holding converse with Tim over the wire. The
+language of his _protégé_ might well assist in the process for which the
+curl-papers were required. There was nobody in the world, in
+McAllister's opinion, so queer as his aunt, except his aunt's husband.
+The latter was a stout, beefy nobleman of sixty-five, with a
+walrus-like countenance, an implicit faith in the perfection of British
+institutions, and about enough intelligence to drive a watering-cart. He
+had been rewarded for his unswerving fidelity to party with the post of
+Governor-General at a small group of islands somewhere near the equator,
+and had assumed his duties solemnly and ponderously, establishing the
+Bertillon system of measurements for the seven criminals which his
+islands supported, and producing quarterly monographs on the flora,
+fauna, and conchology of his dominion. Just now they were _en route_ for
+England (via Quebec, of course), and were stopping at the Waldorf.
+
+Tim presently reappeared.
+
+"She says you've got to hike right down to the hotel as fast as you can.
+She's terrible upset. My, ain't she a tiger?"
+
+"But what's the bloomin' row?" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+Tim looked round cautiously and lowered his voice.
+
+"The Lyndhurst Jewels has been stole!" said he.
+
+
+II
+
+The Lyndhurst Jewels stolen! No wonder Aunt Sophia had seemed peevish,
+for they were the treasured heirlooms of her husband's family,
+cherished and guarded by her with anxious eye. McAllister had always
+said the old man was an ass to go lugging 'em off down among the mangoes
+and land-crabs, but the Governor-General liked to have his lady appear
+in style at Government House, and took much innocent pleasure in
+astonishing the natives by the splendor of her adornment. The jewelry,
+however, was the source of unending annoyance to himself, Sophia, and
+everybody else, for it was always getting lost, and burglar scares
+occurred with regularity at the islands. It had been still intact,
+however, on their arrival in New York.
+
+The clubman found his uncle and aunt sitting dejectedly at the
+breakfast-table in the Diplomatic Suite.
+
+The atmosphere of gloom struck a cold chill to our friend's centre of
+vivacity. There were also evidences of a domestic misunderstanding. His
+aunt fidgeted nervously, and his uncle evaded McAllister's eye as they
+responded half-heartedly to his cheerful salutation. That the matter was
+serious was obvious. Clearly this time the jewels must be really gone.
+In addition, both the Governor-General and his lady kept looking over
+their shoulders fearfully, as if dreading the momentary assault of some
+assassin. McAllister inquired what the jolly mess was, incidentally
+suggesting that their hurry-call had deprived him of any attempt at
+breakfast. His hint, however, fell on barren ground.
+
+"That fool Morton has packed all the jewelry in the big Vuitton!"
+exclaimed his uncle, nervously jabbing his spoon into a grape-fruit. "To
+say the least, it was excessively careless of him, for he knows
+perfectly well that we always carry it in the morocco hand-bag, and
+never allow it out of our sight." The Governor-General paused, and took
+a sip of coffee.
+
+"Well," said McAllister, rather impatiently, "why don't you have him
+unpack it, then?" He couldn't for the life of him see why they made such
+a row about a thing of that sort. It was clear enough that they were
+both more than half mad.
+
+"Ah, that's the point! It was sent to the station with the rest of the
+luggage last evening. Heaven knows it may all have been stolen by this
+time! Think of it, McAllister! The Lyndhurst Jewels, secured merely by a
+miserable brass check with a number on it--and the railroad liable by
+express contract only to the extent of one hundred dollars!" Before
+Uncle Basil had attained his present eminence he had been called to the
+bar, and his book on "Flotsam and Jetsam" is still an authority in those
+regions to which later works have not penetrated. "You see we're
+leaving at three this afternoon, but why send it all so early unless
+_for a purpose_?" Lord Lyndhurst nodded conclusively. He had the air of
+one who had divined something.
+
+Still Chubby failed to see the connection. Someone, a valet evidently,
+had packed the jewelry in the wrong place, and then sent the load off a
+little ahead of time. What of it? He recalled vividly an occasion when
+the jewels had been stuffed by mistake into the soiled-clothes basket,
+but had turned up safe enough at the end of the trip.
+
+"If that is all," replied McAllister, "all you have to do is to send
+your man over to the station and have the trunk brought back. Send the
+fellow who packed the trunk--this Morton--whoever he is."
+
+"No," said his uncle, studiously knocking in the end of a boiled egg.
+"There are reasons. I wish you would go, instead. The fact is I don't
+wish Morton to leave the rooms this morning; I--I need him." Lord
+Lyndhurst again evaded the clubman's inquiring glance, and eyed the egg
+in an embarrassed fashion.
+
+McAllister laughed. "I guess your jewelry's all right," said he
+cheerfully. "Certainly I'll go. Don't worry. I'll have the trunk and the
+jewels back here inside of fifty minutes. Who's Morton, anyhow?"
+
+"My valet," replied Lord Lyndhurst, lowering his voice, and looking over
+his shoulder. "You wouldn't recall him. I engaged the man at Kingston on
+the way out. As a servant I have had absolutely no fault to find at all.
+You know it's very hard to get a good man to go to the Tropics, but
+Morton has seemed perfectly contented. Up to the present time I haven't
+had the slightest reason to suspect his honesty!"
+
+"Well, I don't see that you have any now," said McAllister. "I guess
+I'll start along. I haven't had anythin' to eat yet. Have you the
+check?"
+
+Uncle Basil gingerly handed him the bit of brass.
+
+"I secured it from Morton," he remarked, attacking the egg viciously.
+
+"Secured it?" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+The Governor-General nodded ambiguously.
+
+Aunt Sophia during the course of the recital had become almost
+hysterical, and now sat wringing her hands in the greatest agitation.
+Suddenly she broke forth:
+
+"I told Basil he had been too hasty! But he would have it that there was
+nothing else to do! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Why don't you tell him what
+you've done?"
+
+"What in thunder _have_ you done?" asked McAllister, now convinced
+beyond peradventure that his uncle was a candidate for the nearest
+insane asylum.
+
+Lord Lyndhurst became very red, stammered, and jerked his thumb over his
+shoulder.
+
+"Yes, secured it! Morton, if you must know it, is locked in the
+clothes-closet. I locked him!"
+
+"He's in _there_!" suddenly wailed Aunt Sophia. "Basil put him in! And
+now the jewelry's no one knows where, and there's a man in the room, and
+I'm afraid to stay and Basil's afraid to go for fear he may get out,
+and----"
+
+She was interrupted by a smothered voice that came from within the
+closet. McAllister was startled, for there was something faintly,
+vaguely familiar about it.
+
+"It's a bloomin' houtrage, it is! Look 'ere, sir, I'll 'ave you to
+hunderstand that I gives notice at once, sir, 'ere and now, sir! It's a
+great hindignity you are a-puttin' me to, sir! Won't you let me hout,
+sir?" The voice ceased momentarily.
+
+"Isn't it awful!" exclaimed Aunt Sophia. "He's been like that for over
+an hour!"
+
+"Yes!" added Uncle Basil. "At times he's been actually abusive." But
+McAllister was lost in an effort to recall the hazy past. Where had he
+heard that voice before?
+
+"'Ang it, sir! Won't you let me hout, sir," continued Morton. "I'm
+stiflin' in 'ere, an' I thinks there's a rat, sir. O Lawd! Let me hout!"
+
+McAllister jumped to his feet. Of course he recognized the voice! Could
+he ever forget it? Had anyone ever said "O Lawd!" in quite the same way
+as the majestic Wilkins? It could be no other! By George, the old man
+wasn't such a fool _after_ all! And the jewels! He smote his fist upon
+the table, while his uncle and aunt gazed at him apprehensively. There
+was no use exciting their fears, however. It was all plain to him, now.
+The clever dog! Well, the first thing was to see what had become of the
+jewels.
+
+"Damn!" came in vigorous tones from the closet, as Wilkins endeavored to
+assert himself. "It's a bloomin' houtrage, it is! I'll 'ave you arrested
+for hassault an' bat'ry, I will, if you _are_ a guv'nor! Let me _hout_,
+I say!"
+
+
+III
+
+McAllister lost no time in getting to the Grand Central Station. He was
+looking for a big Vuitton trunk, and he wanted to find it quick. For
+this purpose he enlisted the services of a burly young porter, who, for
+the consideration of a half-dollar, piloted the clubman through the
+crowded alleys of the outgoing baggage-room, until they came upon the
+familiar collection of Lord Lyndhurst's paraphernalia of travel. Eagerly
+he recognized the luggage of his uncle's official household. There were
+his boot-boxes, his hat-boxes, his portable desk, his dumb-bells, his
+bath-tub, his medicine chest, the secretary's trunk, the typewriter in
+its case; there were his aunt's basket trunks, and--yes--there was the
+big Vuitton. McAllister heaved a sigh of relief. The next thing was to
+get it back to the hotel as fast as possible.
+
+"That's it," said he to the porter. "Heave it out!" They were standing
+in a little open space some distance from the entrance. The big Vuitton
+lay at one side, and about it a row of other trunks roughly in a
+semicircle. The porter made but one step in the desired direction, then
+jumped as if he had seen a ghost, for a big basket trunk, standing alone
+upon its end apart, suddenly shook violently, its lock clicked, the
+cover swung open, and out jumped a slender, sharp-featured young man
+with a black mustache. It was Barney Conville, although at first
+McAllister failed to recognize him.
+
+"Look here you! Don't touch that trunk!" he exclaimed. Then he perceived
+McAllister, and a look of intense disgust overspread his face.
+
+"It's the Baron!" ejaculated McAllister. "Now what the devil do you
+suppose he's been doin' in that trunk? Howd'y', Baron," he added
+pleasantly, holding out his hand. "Hardly expected to see you here. Do
+you take your rest that way?" pointing to the trunk from which Conville
+had emerged.
+
+The detective eyed him with disapproval.
+
+"Say," he remarked, disdainfully, "you give me a pain--always buttin' in
+an' spoilin' everythin'! This here is a _plant_. I'm waitin' fer a
+thief--Jerry, the Oyster. They're goin' to try an' lift that big striped
+trunk over there. It belongs to an old party up to the Waldorf. He's a
+diplomatico."
+
+"He's my uncle!" cried McAllister.
+
+"Your _aunt_!" snorted Barney.
+
+"But I want to take that trunk back with me."
+
+"On the level?"
+
+"Sure!"
+
+"Can't help it! This is an important job. The Oyster's the cleverest
+thief in the business. Works in with all the butlers and valets. Why
+he's got away with more'n three thousand pieces of baggage. He's
+the----"
+
+Barney did not finish the sentence. Suddenly he ducked, and grabbing
+McAllister by the shoulder, pulled him down with him.
+
+"There he is now! Into the trunk! There's no other way! Plenty of room!"
+He shoved his fat companion inside and stepped after him. McAllister,
+utterly bewildered, tried to convince himself that he was not dreaming.
+He was quite sure he had taken only one Scotch that morning, but he
+pinched himself, and was relieved to get the proper reaction. When he
+became used to the dim light he discovered that he was ensconced in a
+dress-box of immense proportions, made of basket work, and covered with
+waterproofing. Placed on end, with a seat across the middle, it afforded
+a very comfortable place of concealment. Conville turned the key and
+locked the cover. Then he poked McAllister in the ribs.
+
+"Great joint, ain't it? Idee of the cap's. Makes a fine plant," he
+whispered, affixing his eye to a narrow slit near the top.
+
+"Sh-h!" he added; "he's here. There's another peeper over on your side."
+
+McAllister followed his example, gluing his eye to the improvised
+window, and discovered that they commanded the approach to the big
+Vuitton. And inside that innocent piece of luggage reposed the glory of
+his uncle's family, the heirlooms of four centuries! He made an
+involuntary movement.
+
+"Keep still!" hissed Conville, and McAllister sank back obediently.
+
+A young Anglican clergyman in shovel-hat and gaiters, carrying a dainty
+silver-headed umbrella in one hand and a copy of _The Churchman_ in the
+other, had approached the counter. He seemed somewhat at a loss, gazed
+vaguely about him for a moment, and then stepping up to the head
+baggage-man, an oldish man with white whiskers, addressed him anxiously.
+
+"I say, my man, I'm really in an awful mess, don't you know! I don't see
+my box anywhere. I sent it over from the hotel early this morning, and
+I'm leavin' for Montreal at three. The luggage-man says it was left here
+by ten o'clock. Do you keep all the boxes in this room?"
+
+The head baggage-man nodded.
+
+"Sorry you've lost your trunk," said he. "If it ain't here we haven't
+got it, but like as not it's mixed up in one of them piles. If you'll
+wait for about ten minutes I'll see if I can find it for your
+Reverence."
+
+The Anglican looked shocked.
+
+"Thanks, I'm sure," he murmured stiffly. He was a slight young man with
+a monocle and mutton-chops.
+
+"It's very good of you," he added after a pause, with more
+condescension. "Awfully awkward to be without one's luggage, for I have
+a service in Montreal to-morrow, and all my vestments are in my box. I
+fear I shall miss my train."
+
+"Oh, I guess not!" replied the baggage-man encouragingly. "I'll be with
+you presently. You come in and look around yourself, and if you don't
+see it I'll help you. This way, sir," and he lifted a section of the
+counter and allowed the clergyman to pass in.
+
+"My! Ain't he _clever_!" whispered Barney delightedly.
+
+The clergyman now began a rather dilatory investigation of the contents
+of the baggage-room, bending over and examining every trunk in sight,
+and even tapping the one in which they were ensconced with the silver
+head of his umbrella, but after a few moments, in apparent despair, he
+took his stand beside the big trunk marked "B. C. L.," and gazed
+despondently about him. There was nothing in his appearance to suggest
+that he was other than he seemed, but Barney directed McAllister's
+attention to the copy of _The Churchman_, from the leaves of which
+protruded two diminutive pieces of string, put there, as it might
+appear, for a book-mark. And now as the Anglican shifted from one foot
+to the other, ostensibly waiting for the porter, he placed his hands
+behind him and took a step or two backward toward the big trunk. Chubby
+was by this time all agog. What would the fellow do? He certainly
+couldn't be goin' to shoulder the trunk and try to walk off with it!
+
+Suddenly McAllister saw the daintily gloved hands slip a penknife from
+among the leaves of the magazine and quickly sever the check from the
+handle of the trunk. The Anglican altered his position and waited until
+the baggage-man was once more engaged at the other end of the counter.
+Again this amiable representative of the cloth shuffled backward until
+the handle was within easy reach, and with a dexterity which must have
+been born of long practice deftly tied the two ends of string around it.
+With a quick motion he stepped away in the direction of the counter, and
+out from the leaves of _The Churchman_ fell and dangled a new check
+stamped "Waistcoat's Express, No. 1467."
+
+"My good fellow," impatiently drawled the clergyman, approaching the
+baggage-man, "I really can't wait, don'cher know. I've looked
+everywhere, and my box isn't here. I don't know whether to blame that
+beastly luggage-man, or whether it's the fault of this disgustin'
+American railroad. It's evident someone's at fault, and as I assume that
+you are in charge I shall report you immediately."
+
+[Illustration: Deftly tied the two ends of string around it.]
+
+The elderly baggage-man regarded the robust champion of religion before
+him with scorn.
+
+"Well, son, you can report all you like. I've worked in this
+baggage-room eighteen years, and you're not the first English crank who
+thought he owned the hull Central Railroad," and he turned on his heel,
+while the clergyman, with an expression of horror, ambled quickly out of
+the side door.
+
+McAllister had watched this remarkable proceeding with enthusiastic
+interest, his round face shining with the excitement of a child.
+
+"Jiminy, but this is great!" he exclaimed, slapping Barney upon the
+back. "And to think of your doin' it for a livin'! Why I'd sit here all
+day for nothin'! What happens next? And what becomes of the feller
+that's just gone out?"
+
+"Oh, you ain't seen half the show yet!" responded Conville, pleased. "It
+is pretty good fun at times. But, o' course, this is a star performance,
+and we're sure of our man. Oh, it beats the theayter, all right, all
+right! Truth's stranger than fiction every time, you bet. Now take this
+Oyster--why he's a regular cracker-jack! Got sense enough to be an
+alderman, or president, or anythin', but he keeps right at his own
+little job of liftin' trunks, an' he ain't never been caught yet. His
+pal'll be along now any minute."
+
+"How's that?" inquired Chubby with eagerness.
+
+"Why, don'cher see? Jerry's cut off the reg'lar tag, and now the other
+feller'll present a duplicate of the one Jerry's just hitched on. Great
+game, 'Foxy Quiller,' eh?"
+
+McAllister admitted delightedly that it was a great game. By George, it
+beat playin' the horses! At the same time he shivered as he realized how
+nearly the famous jewels had actually been lost. Wilkins must be an
+awful bad egg to go and tie up to a gang of that sort!
+
+The baggage-man, serenely unconscious of all that had been taking place
+behind his back, and apparently not soured by his little set-to with the
+Englishman, was genially assisting the great American public to find its
+effects, and beaming on all about him. People streamed in and out,
+engines coughed and wheezed; from outside came the roar and rattle of
+the city.
+
+Presently there bounced in a stout person in a yellow and black suit,
+with white waistcoat and green tie, who mopped his red face with a large
+silk handkerchief. Rushing up to a porter who seemed to be unoccupied,
+he threw down a pasteboard check, together with a shining half-dollar,
+and shouted, "Here, my good feller, that trunk, will you? Quick! The big
+one with the red letters on it--'B. C. L.' They sent it here from the
+Astoria instead of to the steamboat dock, and my ship sails at twelve.
+Now, get a move on!"
+
+The porter grabbed the check and the half-dollar, and falling upon the
+big Vuitton, rolled it end over end out into the street, followed by its
+perspiring claimant.
+
+"That's right, that's right," shouted the bounder. "Chuck it on behind.
+Mus'n't miss the boat!" and throwing the porter another half-dollar, the
+sportive traveller jumped into the hack, yelling, "Now drive like the
+devil!" The door closed with a bang, and the vehicle quickly disappeared
+among the tracks and wagons of Forty-second Street.
+
+McAllister for the first time felt distinctly uneasy.
+
+"Look here," he whispered feverishly, "is it right to let him walk off
+like that? Hurry! Open the trunk, or he'll get away!"
+
+"Sit still, and don't get excited!" commanded Barney. "It's all right,"
+he added condescendingly, remembering that McAllister was unfamiliar
+with such mysteries. "We've got him covered. He couldn't get away to
+save his neck. An' as for follerin' him, why he'll carry that trunk half
+over New York before he lands it where it's goin'!"
+
+"All right!" sighed the clubman; "you're the doctor. But it seems to me
+you're takin' a lot of risk. Your brother officer might lose track of
+him, or he might drop the trunk somehow, and _then_ where would the
+jewels be?"
+
+"Right exactly where they are _now_," replied Barney with a grin. "In
+the office safe at the Waldorf. They ain't never left the hotel. There
+wasn't any need of it, and if I hadn't taken 'em out I'd 've had to
+watch 'em here all night. Now everythin's all right.
+
+"And say," he added, chuckling at the joke of it, "I forgot to tell you.
+Who do you suppose is workin' with Jerry? Fatty Welch! 'Wilkins,' you'd
+call him. He's turned up again an' hooked on, somehow, to the Gov'nor.
+Me and my side-partner's been trailin' 'em both ever since your uncle
+hit New York. I had the room opposite him at the Waldorf. Yesterday
+mornin' I saw Welch pack the jewelry. I was togged out as a bell-boy,
+and was cleanin' the winders. The Gov'nor's kind of figgity you know,
+and I thought we'd better not mention anythin' to _him_. Of course I
+didn't have any idea _you'd_ come waltzin' along this way."
+
+McAllister solemnly held out his hand to the detective. He was as
+demonstrative as his narrow quarters rendered possible.
+
+"Baron," said he, "you're a corker! I've learned a heap this morning."
+
+"There's lots of things you never dream of, Horace," replied Barney
+politely.
+
+"Do you remember, Baron, the last time we met asking me to help you nab
+Wilkins?" continued McAllister. "Well, I'm goin' to make good. I've got
+him safely locked in a closet at the hotel. He promised not to come
+back, and now I'm done with him. What do you say to that?"
+
+"Good work!" ejaculated Barney. "Keep it up! In time you might make a
+pretty good detective."
+
+From Barney such a concession was high praise, and showed intense
+appreciation. On their way back to the Waldorf he explained that the
+"Oyster" was one of a very few "guns" able effectively to make use of a
+disguise, this being in part due to the fact that he was the son of a
+clergyman, and educated for the stage.
+
+They were met at the door of the apartment by Lady Lyndhurst.
+
+"Basil has disappeared!" she gasped. "And that awful man in the closet
+has become so blasphemous that I can't remain with decency in the room."
+
+McAllister partially pacified her by stating that the jewelry was
+entirely safe. He wondered what on earth had become of the Governor.
+Once inside the suite conversation became practically impossible, owing
+to the sounds of inarticulate rage which proceeded from the closet.
+
+Barney decided to place the valet immediately under arrest and take him
+to Police Headquarters. The sooner they did so the more likely he would
+be to "squeal." He requested McAllister to arm himself with a
+walking-stick, and to stand ready to come to his assistance if, on
+opening the door, he should find himself unable to cope with the
+prisoner alone. Aunt Sophia was relegated to her bedroom, the door
+leading to the corridor was closed and locked, and the two prepared for
+the conflict. The detective, of course, had his pistol, which he cocked
+and held ready.
+
+"Don't fire 'till you see the whites of his eyes!" murmured McAllister.
+
+"Fire--nothin'!" muttered Barney, throwing open the closet door.
+
+"Hands up, or I'll shoot!" yelled the detective, as a fat, wild-eyed
+individual sprung from within and burst upon their astonished gaze. The
+Governor-General stood before them.
+
+[Illustration: "Hands up, or I'll shoot!" yelled the detective, as a
+fat, wild-eyed individual sprung from within.]
+
+Speechless with rage, he glowered from one to the other--then in
+response to their surprised inquiries broke into incoherent explanation.
+He had waited on guard some ten minutes after McAllister's departure,
+and Sophia had gone to her bedroom to finish dressing, when suddenly the
+expostulations of Morton had seemed to grow fainter. Finally they had
+died entirely away, and in their place had come terrible gasps and
+gurgles. He had remembered that there was no means of renewing the air
+supply in the closet, and had become alarmed. Presently all sounds had
+ceased. He was convinced that Morton was being suffocated. Opening the
+door, he had found the valet apparently lying there unconscious, and had
+dragged him forth, whereupon Morton had suddenly returned to life, and
+before he knew it had jammed him into the closet and locked the door.
+
+"He was most impertinent, too, when he got on the outside, I can assure
+you," concluded Lord Lyndhurst indignantly. "Gave me a lot of gratuitous
+advice!"
+
+McAllister and the detective endeavored to calm his troubled spirit, and
+soothe his ruffled dignity, informing him that the jewels had been in
+the hotel safe all the time. The Governor, however, refused to take any
+stock whatever in their explanation. Nothing of the sort could possibly
+have happened in England. It took them an hour to persuade him that they
+were not lying. The only things that appeared to convince him at all
+were the disappearance of Morton, a large bump on his own forehead, and
+the actual presence of the jewelry in the safe downstairs. Even then he
+sent to Tiffany's for a man to examine it.
+
+Barney he regarded with unconcealed suspicion, subjecting him to an
+exhaustive cross-examination upon his antecedents and occupation. The
+Governor declared he was astounded at his impudence. The idea of opening
+his private luggage! He would address a communication to the
+authorities! It was little better than grand larceny. It _was_ grand
+larceny, by Jupiter! Hadn't Conville abstracted the jewels _vi et
+armis_? Of _course_ he had! Damme, he would see if the sacred rights of
+an English official should be trampled on! It was _trespass_
+anyway--_Trespass ab initio_! Did Conville know that? It was grand
+larceny _and_ trespass. He would lock him up.
+
+Barney grinned, and the Governor again became almost apoplectic.
+
+He snorted scornfully at the detective's explanation about this Jerry
+"What-do-you-call-him--the Clam." Pooh! Did they expect him to believe
+_that_? Conville was a confounded, hair-brained busybody--He dwindled
+off, exhausted.
+
+At that moment there came a sharp rap upon the door, and an officer in
+roundsman's uniform entered.
+
+"Gentleman called at the precinct house and reported a jewelry theft in
+this suite. Said the thief had been caught and locked up in a closet, so
+I thought I'd drop over and see how things stood."
+
+He looked inquiringly at McAllister, significantly at the
+Governor-General, and then caught sight of Barney.
+
+"Hello, Conville!" he exclaimed. "You on the case? Well, then I'll drop
+out. Got your man, I see!" He glanced again at the dishevelled scion of
+nobility before him.
+
+"Everythin's all right," answered the detective with a chuckle. "I guess
+they was fakin' you round at the house. By the way, I want you to meet a
+friend of mine--Roundsman McCarthy, let me present you to his Nibs--the
+Governor-General."
+
+The Governor glared immobile, his stony eyes shifting from the now red
+and stammering roundsman to Conville's beaming countenance, and back
+again.
+
+"Gentlemen," he remarked sternly, "do you prefer Scotch or rye? You will
+find cigars on the sideboard. The drinks, as you Yankees say, are upon
+_me_!"
+
+"By the way," he added to McCarthy, as McAllister filled the glasses,
+"would you be so obliging as to describe the individual who so
+thoughtfully notified you in regard to the loss of the jewelry?"
+
+"Rather stout, well-dressed man, fat face, gray eyes," answered
+McCarthy, lighting a cigar. "Looked somethin' like this gentleman here,"
+indicating the clubman. "Spoke with a kind of English accent. Nice
+appearin' feller, all right."
+
+"By George! Wilkins!" ejaculated McAllister.
+
+"Damn!" exploded Uncle Basil.
+
+"The nerve of him!" muttered Barney.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Golden Touch
+
+
+I
+
+McAllister, with his friend Wainwright, was lounging before the fire in
+the big room, having a little private Story Teller's Night of their own.
+It was in the early autumn, and neither of the clubmen were really
+settled in town as yet, the former having run down from the Berkshires
+only for a few days, and the latter having just landed from the Cedric.
+The sight of Tomlinson, who appeared tentatively in the distance and
+then, receiving no encouragement, stalked slowly away, reminded
+Wainwright of something he had heard in Paris.
+
+"I base my claim to your sympathetic credence, McAllister, upon the
+impregnable rock of universally accepted fact that Tomlinson is a
+highfalutin ass. I see that you agree. Very good, then; I proceed. In
+the first place, you must know that our anemic friend decided last
+spring that the state of his health required a trip to Paris. He
+therefore went--alone. The reason is obvious. Who should he fall in
+with at the Hotel Continental but a gentleman named Buncomb--Colonel C.
+T. P. Buncomb, a person with a bullet-hole in the middle of his
+forehead, who claimed to belong to a most exclusive Southern family in
+Savannah. Incidentally he'd been in command of a Georgia regiment in the
+Civil War and had been knocked in the head at Gettysburg--one of those
+big, flabby fellows with white hair. If all Tomlinson says about his
+capacity to chew Black Strap and absorb rum is accurate, I reckon the
+Colonel was right up to weight and could qualify as an F. F. V. He knew
+everybody and everything in Paris; passed up our friend right along the
+Faubourg Saint Germain; and introduced him to a lot of duchesses and
+countesses--that is, Tomlinson _says_ they were. Can't you see 'em,
+swaggerin' down the Champs-Élysées arm in arm? In addition, he took our
+mournful acquaintance to all the _cafés chantants_ and students' balls,
+and gave him sure things on the races. Oh, that Colonel must have been a
+regular doodle-bug!
+
+"In due course Tomlinson gathered that his new friend was a mining
+expert taking a short vacation and just blowing in an extra half million
+or so. He believed it. You see, he had never met any of them at the
+Waldorf at home. He was also introduced to a young man in the same line
+of business, named Larry Summerdale, who seemed to have plenty of money,
+and was likewise _au fait_ with the aristocracy.
+
+"Well, one night, after they had been to the Bal Boullier and had had a
+little supper at the Jockey Club, the Colonel became a trifle more
+confidential than usual, and let drop that their friend Summerdale had a
+brother employed as private secretary by a copper king who owned a
+wonderful mine out in Arizona called The Silver Bow. The stock in this
+concern had originally been sold at five dollars a share, but recently a
+rich vein had been struck and the stock had quadrupled in value. No one
+knew of this except the officers of the company, who, of course, were
+anxious to buy up all they could find. They had located most of it
+easily enough, but there were two or three lots that had thus far eluded
+them. Among these was the largest single block of stock in existence,
+owned by the son of the original discoverer of the prospect. He had two
+thousand shares, and was blissfully ignorant of the fact that they were
+worth forty thousand dollars. Just where this chap was no one seemed to
+know, but his name was Edwin H. Blake, and he was supposed to be in
+Paris. It appeared that the Colonel and Larry were watching out for
+Blake with the charitable idea of relieving him of his stock at five,
+and selling it for twenty in the States.
+
+"Next day, if you'll believe it, the Colonel didn't remember a thing;
+became quite angry at Tomlinson's supposing he'd take advantage of any
+person in the way suggested; explained that he must have been drinking,
+and begged him to forget everything that might have been said. Of
+course, Tomlinson dropped the subject, but after that the Colonel and he
+rather drifted apart. Then quite by accident, two or three weeks later,
+our friend stumbled on Blake himself--met him right on the race-track,
+through a Frenchman named Depau.
+
+"Now our innocent friend had been sort of lonely ever since he'd lost
+sight of Buncomb, and this Blake turned out to be an awfully good sort.
+Tomlinson naturally inquired if he'd ever met the Colonel or Larry
+Summerdale, but he never had, and finally they took an apartment
+together."
+
+"He must have been pleased when Tomlinson told him about the value of
+his stock," remarked McAllister, lighting another cigar.
+
+"I'm comin' to that," replied Wainwright. "It seems that Tomlinson so
+far forgot his early New England traditions as to covet that stock
+himself. Shockin', wasn't it?
+
+"One day, when they were lunching at the Trois Freres, our friend
+hinted that he was interested in mining stock. Blake laughed, and
+replied that if Tomlinson owned as much as he did of the stuff he
+wouldn't want to see another share as long as he lived, and added that
+he was loaded up with a lot of worthless stock--two thousand shares--in
+an old prospect in Arizona that he had inherited from his father, and
+wasn't worth the paper the certificate was printed on. The leery
+Tomlinson admitted having heard of the mine, but gave it as his
+impression that it had possibilities.
+
+"Then he had a sudden headache, and went out and cabled to The Silver
+Bow offices at the _World_ building here in New York to find out what
+the company would pay for the stock. In an hour or two he got an answer
+stating that they were prepared to give twenty dollars a share for not
+less than two thousand shares. Good, eh?
+
+"Well, next day he led the conversation round again to mining stocks,
+and finally offered to buy Blake's holdings for five dollars a share.
+When the latter hesitated, Tomlinson was so afraid he'd lose the stock
+that he almost raised his bid to fifteen; but Blake only laughed, and
+said that he had no intention of robbing one of his friends, and that
+the old stuff really wasn't worth a cent. Tomlinson became quite
+indignant, suggested that perhaps he knew more about that particular
+mine than even Blake did, and finally overcame the latter's scruples
+and persuaded him to sell. Then Tomlinson disposed of some bonds by
+cable, and that evening gave Blake a draft for fifty thousand francs in
+exchange for his two thousand share certificate in The Silver Bow of
+Arizona. He told me it had a picture of a miner with a pick-ax and a
+mule standing against the rising sun on it. Sort of allegorical, don't
+you think?
+
+"Blake continued to protest that our friend was being cheated, and
+offered to buy it back at any time; but Tomlinson's one idea was to get
+to New York as fast as possible. He had cabled that the stock was on the
+way, and that very night he slid out of Paris and caught the
+Norddeutscher Lloyd at Cherbourg. I inferred that he occupied the bridal
+chamber on the way back all by himself.
+
+"The instant they landed he jumped in a cab and started for the _World_
+building; but when he got there he couldn't find any Silver Bow Mining
+Company. It had evaporated. It had been there right enough--for ten
+days--the ten days Tomlinson calculated that it had taken Blake to sell
+him the stock. But no one knew where it had gone or what had become of
+it.
+
+"Well, of course," kept on Wainwright, "he nearly went crazy; cabled the
+police in Paris and had 'em all arrested, including Colonel Buncomb;
+and took the next steamer back. He says they had the trial in a little
+police court in the Palais de Justice. Buncomb had hired Maître Labori
+to defend him. Everybody kept their hats on, and apparently they all
+shouted at once. The Judge was the only one that kept his mouth shut at
+all. Tomlinson told his story through an interpreter, and charged
+Buncomb, Summerdale, and Blake with conspiracy to defraud.
+
+"When the Colonel realized what it was all about he jumped into the
+middle of the room, pushed his silk hat back of his ears, flapped his
+coat-tails, and sailed into 'em in good old Southern style. I tell you
+he must have made the eagle scream. He was a Colonel in the Confederate
+Army, he was--the Thirtieth Georgia. The whole thing was a miserable
+French scheme to blackmail him. He'd appeal to the American Ambassador.
+He'd see if a parcel of French soup-makers and a police judge could
+interfere with the Constitution of the United States. Every once in a
+while he'd yell '_Conspuez_' or '_À bas_' and sort of froth at the
+mouth. He made a great big impression. Then Maître Labori got in _his_
+licks. He said Tomlinson was a wolf in sheep's clothing--a rascal--a
+'vilain m'sieur,' whatever that is.
+
+"Finally he inquired, with a very unpleasant smile, if Buncomb had ever
+asked him to buy any stock?
+
+"Tomlinson had to say 'No.'
+
+"Did Larry Summerdale?
+
+"'No'
+
+"Didn't Blake tell him the stock was worthless?
+
+"'Yes.'
+
+"How did he know the stock wasn't worth what he paid for it?
+
+"'Well, he didn't absolutely.'
+
+"The Labori said something with a long rattling 'r' in it like a snake,
+and turned with a gesture of extreme contempt to the Judge. He remarked
+that one glance of comparison between Colonel Buncomb and Tomlinson
+would show which was the gentleman and which was the rogue. Then the
+first thing our friend knew the court had adjourned--they had all been
+turned out--discharged--acquitted. But the thing that most disgusted
+Tomlinson was that as he was coming away he saw the whole push, the
+Colonel and Larry and Blake, all piling into a big Panhard autocar. They
+passed him going about eighty miles an hour. You see, Tomlinson had paid
+for that car, and he'd always wanted one to run himself. The last he
+heard of 'em they were tearing up the Riviera."
+
+"And what did Tomlinson do then?" asked McAllister.
+
+"There was nothing he could do in Paris, so he came home on a ten-day
+boat and went to visit his uncle up at Methuen, Mass. Gay place,
+Methuen! Saturday night you can ride down to Lawrence on the electric
+car for a nickel and hear the band play in front of the gas works. But
+the simple life has done him good."
+
+
+II
+
+One evening, several months later, McAllister and a party of friends
+dropped into Rector's after the theatre for a caviare sandwich before
+turning in. The hostelry, as usual, was in a blaze of light and crowded,
+but after waiting for a few moments they were given a table just vacated
+by a party of four. McAllister, having given their order, noticed a
+couple seated directly in his line of vision who instantly challenged
+his attention. The girl was ordinary--slender, dark-haired,
+sharp-featured, and clad in a scarlet costume trimmed with
+ermine--obviously an actress or vaudeville "artist." It was her
+companion, however, that caused McAllister to readjust his monocle.
+Curious! Where had he seen that face? It was that of a heavy man of
+approximately sixty, benign, smooth-shaven, full-featured, and with an
+expanse of broad white forehead, the centre of which was marked in a
+curious fashion by a deep dent like a hole made by dropping a marble
+into soft putty. It gave him the appearance of having had a third eye,
+now extinct. It fascinated McAllister. He was sure he had met the old
+fellow somewhere--he couldn't just place where. But that hole in the
+forehead--yes, he was certain! Listening abstractedly to his friends'
+conversation, the clubman studied his neighbor, becoming each moment
+more convinced that at some time in the past they had been thrown
+together. Presently the pair arose, and the man helped the woman into
+her ermine coat. The hole in his forehead kept falling in and out of
+shadow, as McAllister, his eyes fastened upon it like some bird charmed
+by a reptile, watched the head waiter bow them ostentatiously out.
+
+"Fellows!" exclaimed McAllister, "look at those people just going out;
+do you know who they are?"
+
+"Why, that's Yvette Vibbert, the comedienne," said Rogers. "She's at
+Hammerstein's. I don't know her escort. By George! that's a queer thing
+on his forehead."
+
+McAllister beckoned the head waiter to him.
+
+"Alphonse, who's the gentleman with Mademoiselle Vibbert?"
+
+Alphonse smiled.
+
+"Zat is Monsieur Herbert." He pronounced it Erbaire.
+
+"Well, who's Monsieur Erbaire?"
+
+Alphonse elevated his eyebrows, shrugged his shoulders, protruded his
+lips, and extended the palms of his hands.
+
+"Alphonse says," remarked McAllister, turning to the group around the
+table, "Alphonse says that you can search _him_."
+
+
+III
+
+McAllister had speculated for a day or two upon the probable identity of
+the man with the hole in his forehead, and then had finally given it up
+as a bad job. One didn't like to dig up the past too carefully, anyhow.
+You never could tell exactly what you might exhume.
+
+The next Sunday afternoon, while running his eyes carelessly over the
+"personals," his notice was attracted to the following:
+
+ BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.--Advertiser wants party with
+ four thousand dollars ready cash; can make twelve
+ thousand dollars in five weeks; no scheme, strictly
+ legitimate business transaction; will bear thorough
+ investigation; must act immediately; no brokers;
+ principals only.
+ HERBERT, 319 Herald.
+
+The name sounded familiar. But he didn't know any Herbert. Then there
+hovered in the penumbra of his consciousness for a moment the ghost of a
+scarlet dress, an ermine hat. Ah, yes! Herbert was the man with the hole
+in his forehead that night at Rector's, that Alphonse didn't know. But
+where had he known that man? He raised his eyes and caught a glimpse of
+Tomlinson, the saturnine Tomlinson, sitting by a window. Of course!
+Buncomb--Colonel C. T. P. Buncomb--Tomlinson's high-rolling friend of
+the Champs-Élysées--turned up in New York as Mr. Herbert--a man who'd
+triple your money in five weeks! The chain was complete. If he kept his
+wits about him he might increase the reputation achieved at Blair's. It
+would require _finesse_, to be sure, but his experience with Conville
+had given him confidence. Here was a chance to do a little more
+detective work on his own account. He replied to the advertisement,
+inviting an interview. The "Colonel" would probably call, try some old
+swindling game, McAllister would lure him on, and at the proper moment
+call in the police. It looked easy sailing.
+
+Accordingly the appointed hour next day found the clubman waiting
+impatiently at his rooms, and at two o'clock promptly Mr. Herbert was
+announced. But McAllister was doomed to disappointment. The visitor was
+not the Colonel at all, and didn't even have a bullet-hole in his
+forehead. A short, thick-set man, arrayed carefully in a dark blue
+overcoat, bowed himself in. In his hand he carried a glistening silk
+hat, and his own countenance was no less shining and urbane. Thick
+bristly black hair parted mathematically in the middle drooped on either
+side of his forehead above a pair of snappy black eyes and rather
+bulbous nose.
+
+McAllister somewhat uneasily invited his guest to be seated.
+
+Mr. Herbert smilingly took the chair offered him.
+
+"Mr. McAllister?" he inquired affably.
+
+"Ye-es," replied the clubman. "I noticed your advertisement in the
+_Herald_, and it occurred to me that I might like to look into it."
+
+Mr. Herbert smiled slightly in a deprecating manner.
+
+"I admit my method savors a trifle of charlatanism," he remarked, "but
+the situation was unusual and time was of the essence. Are we quite
+alone?"
+
+"Oh, yes, certainly! Will you smoke?"
+
+Mr. Herbert had no objection to joining McAllister in a cigar.
+
+"The gist of the matter is this," he explained, holding the weed in the
+corner of his mouth as he spoke--a trick McAllister had never acquired.
+"I have a brother who is employed in a confidential capacity by the
+president of a large mining company--The Golden Touch. The stock has
+always sold at around four or five. Recently they struck a very rich
+lode. It was kept very quiet, and only the officers of the company
+actually on the field know of it. Needless to say, they are buying in
+the stock as fast as they can."
+
+"Of course," answered McAllister sympathetically. He felt as if he had
+run across an old friend again. Things were looking up a bit.
+
+"Well, I have located a block of which they know absolutely nothing. It
+was issued to an engineer in lieu of cash for services at the mine. He
+suddenly developed sciatica, and is obliged to go to Baden-Baden. At
+present he is laid up at one of the hotels in this city. Of course he is
+ignorant of the find made since he left Arizona, and of the fact that
+his stock, once worth only five dollars a share, is now selling at
+twenty."
+
+"Well, he's a richer man than he supposes," commented McAllister
+naively.
+
+Mr. Herbert smiled with condescension.
+
+"Exactly. That is the point. If I had five thousand dollars I could buy
+his thousand shares to-morrow and sell it to the company at fifteen
+thousand dollars' profit. You furnish the funds, I the opportunity, and
+we divide even. I've a sure thing! What do you think of it?"
+
+"By George!" exclaimed the clubman, slapping his knee delightedly, "I've
+a mind to go you! . . . But," he added shrewdly, "I should want to see
+the prospective buyer of my stock before I purchased it."
+
+"Right you are; right you are, Mr. McAllister," instantly returned Mr.
+Herbert. "Now, I'm dead on the level, see? To-morrow morning you can go
+down and see the president of The Golden Touch yourself. The offices are
+in the New York Life Building."
+
+"All right," answered McAllister. "To-morrow? Wait a minute; I've an
+engagement. Why can't we go now?"
+
+Mr. Herbert nodded approvingly. Ah, _that_ was business! They would go
+at once.
+
+McAllister rang for Frazier, who assisted him into his coat and summoned
+a cab. On their way down-town Herbert waxed even more confidential. He
+believed, if they could land this block of stock, they might perhaps dig
+up a few more hundred shares. Conscientious effort counted just as much
+in an affair of this sort as in any other. McAllister displayed the
+deepest interest.
+
+Arrived at the New York Life Building, the two took the elevator to the
+fifth floor, where Herbert led the way to a large suite on the Leonard
+Street side. McAllister rarely had to go down-town--his lawyer usually
+called on him at his rooms--and was much impressed by the marble
+corridors and gilt lettering upon the massive doors. Upon a door at the
+end of the hall the clubman could see in large capitals the words,
+
+ THE GOLDEN TOUCH MINING CO.
+
+ _Office of the President._
+
+They turned to the left and paused outside another door marked
+"Entrance." Herbert thought he'd better remain in the corridor--the
+President might smell a rat; so McAllister decided to enter alone. In an
+adjoining suite he could see some men testing a fire-escape consisting
+of a long bulging canvas tube, which reached from the window in the
+direction of the street below. Someone was preparing to make a descent.
+McAllister wished he could stop and see the fellow slide through; but
+business was business, and he opened the door.
+
+Inside he found himself in a large, handsome office. Three gum-chewing
+boys idled at desks in front of a brass railing, behind which several
+typewriters rattled continuously. On learning that McAllister desired to
+see the President, one of the boys penetrated an inner office, and
+presently beckoned our friend into another room hung with large maps and
+photographs and furnished with a mahogany table, around which were
+ranged a dozen vacant but impressive chairs. In the room beyond,
+evidently the holy of holies, he could see an elderly man at a roll-top
+desk smoking a large cigar.
+
+McAllister was beginning to lose his nerve; everything seemed so
+methodical and everybody so busy. Telephones rang incessantly; buzzers
+whirred; the machines clacked; and the man inside smoked on serenely,
+unperturbed, a wonderful example of the superiority of mind over matter.
+Who was he? McAllister began to fear that he was going to make an ass of
+himself. Then the magnate slowly raised his eyes; retreat became no
+longer possible. With a start, McAllister found himself face to face
+with the man with the bullet-hole in his forehead. The latter bowed
+slightly.
+
+"I am President Van Vorst," he announced in a dignified manner.
+
+McAllister hastily tried to assume the expression and manner of a yokel.
+
+"Er--er--" he stammered; "you see, the fact is, I want to sell some
+stock."
+
+The Colonel eyed him sternly.
+
+"Stock? What stock?"
+
+"In the Golden Touch."
+
+The President slightly elevated his eyebrows.
+
+"Stock in The Golden Touch? How much have you got?"
+
+"About a thousand shares."
+
+"Nonsense!" remarked the Colonel.
+
+"No, it isn't," replied McAllister. "I have, really. What'll you pay for
+it?"
+
+"Five dollars a share."
+
+"No, no," said McAllister, edging nervously toward the door. "I think
+it's worth more than that."
+
+"Come back here," muttered the other, getting up from his chair and
+scowling. "What do you know about the value of The Golden Touch, I
+should like to know?"
+
+"Perhaps I know more than you think," answered McAllister, with an inane
+imitation of airy nonchalance.
+
+"See here," said the Colonel excitedly, "is this on the level? Can you
+deliver a thousand?"
+
+"Certainly."
+
+The President sank back in his chair.
+
+"Then you have located Murphy's stock!" he exclaimed. "You've beaten us!
+That cursed certificate was issued just before--" He paused, and looked
+sharply toward McAllister.
+
+"Just before you made that strike," finished the clubman significantly.
+
+"Hang you!" cried the Colonel angrily. "What do you ask?"
+
+"Eighteen."
+
+"Too much. Give you ten."
+
+McAllister started for the door.
+
+At that instant a telegraph-boy entered and handed the President a
+flimsy yellow paper.
+
+"Give you twelve," added the Colonel, casting his eye rapidly over the
+telegram.
+
+"Can't do business on that basis."
+
+"Well, you've got us cornered. I'll break the record. I'll give you
+fifteen."
+
+McAllister hesitated.
+
+"All right," said he rather reluctantly. "Cash down?"
+
+"Of course," replied the Colonel. "I'll wait here for you. You might as
+well look at this now." And he showed the clubman the paper.
+
+ STAFFORD, ARIZONA.
+
+ _Struck very rich ore on the foot-wall. Recent assays
+ show eight per cent. copper, carrying five dollars in
+ gold to the ton. Try and locate Murphy's stock._
+
+"You see," added the Colonel, "I've got to get it, if it busts me!"
+
+"Well, you shall have it in half an hour," replied McAllister.
+
+Out in the corridor Herbert wanted to know exactly what had happened,
+and laughed heartily when McAllister described the interview. Oh, that
+old Van Vorst was a sly dog! He'd steal the gold out of your teeth if
+you gave him the chance. Carrying five dollars in gold to the ton! That
+was even better than his brother had advised him. Well, the next thing
+was to capture Murphy's stock.
+
+On their way to the Astor House to see the sick engineer, McAllister
+stopped at the Chemical National Bank, on the pretext of procuring the
+money to pay for the stock, and there called up Police Headquarters.
+Conville presently came to the wire, and it was arranged between them
+that the detective should communicate with Tomlinson and bring him at
+once to the New York Life Building. There they would await the return of
+McAllister and follow him to the offices of the mining company.
+
+McAllister then rejoined Mr. Herbert in the cab and drove at once to the
+hotel. The polite clerk informed the strangers that Mr. Murphy was bad,
+very bad, and that they would have to secure permission from the trained
+nurse before they could visit him. They might, however, go upstairs and
+inquire for themselves.
+
+Mr. Murphy's room proved to be at the extreme end of a musty corridor,
+in which the pungent odor of iodoform and antiseptics, noticeable even
+at the elevator, gave evidence of his lamentable condition. A soft knock
+brought an immediate response from a muscular male nurse, who was at
+last persuaded to allow them to interview his patient on the express
+condition that their call should be limited to a few moments' duration
+only. Inside, the smell of medicine became overpowering. McAllister
+could discern by the dim light a figure lying upon a bed in the far
+corner shrouded in bandages, and moaning with pain. Near at hand stood a
+table covered with liniment and bottles.
+
+"Wot is it?" whined the sick engineer. "Carn't yer leave me in peace?
+Wot is it, I s'y?"
+
+For the third time in his life McAllister's heart nearly stopped beating
+at the sound of that voice. It was, however, unmistakable. Should it
+come from the heavens above, or the caverns of the hills, or the waters
+beneath the earth, it could originate in but one unique, extraordinary
+individual--Wilkins! It was a startling complication, and for an instant
+McAllister's brain refused to cope with the situation.
+
+"You really must pardon us!" Herbert began, "but we've come to see if
+you wouldn't sell some of your Golden Touch mining stock."
+
+"'Oly Moses!" wailed the sick engineer, turning his head to the wall.
+"Oh, my leg! Wot do you come 'ere for, about stock, when I'm almost
+dead? Go aw'y, I s'y!"
+
+McAllister pulled himself together. He had intended buying the stock,
+and on returning to the company's offices to have Conville arrest
+Herbert and the Colonel, without bothering about the sick engineer. He
+was pretty sure he had evidence enough. But now, with Wilkins to assist
+him, he undoubtedly could force a confession from them both.
+
+"Go ahead," he whispered to Herbert; "I'm no good at that sort of
+thing."
+
+So Mr. Herbert started in to persuade his invalid confederate to part
+with his valueless stock for McAllister's money. He waxed eloquent over
+the glories of the Continent and the miraculous cures effected at
+Baden-Baden, as well as upon the uncertainties of this life, and mining
+stock in particular.
+
+Meanwhile the sick man tossed in agony upon his pallet and cursed the
+inconsiderate strangers who forced their selfish interests upon him at
+such a moment. Outside the door the nurse coughed impatiently. At last,
+after an unusually persistent harangue on the part of Herbert, the
+invalid, inveighing against the sciatica that had placed him thus at
+their mercy, and more to get rid of them than anything else,
+reluctantly yielded. Fumbling among the bed-clothes, he produced a
+soiled certificate, which he smoothed out and regarded sadly.
+
+"'Ere, tyke it," he muttered. "Tyke it! Gimme yer money, an' go aw'y!"
+
+As yet he had not recognized McAllister, who had remained partially
+concealed behind his companion.
+
+"Now's your chance!" whispered the latter. "Take it while you can get
+it. Where's the money?"
+
+McAllister drew out the bills, which crackled deliciously in his hands,
+and stepped square in front of the sick engineer, between him and
+Herbert.
+
+"Mr. Murphy"--he spoke the words slowly and distinctly--"I'm the person
+who's buying your stock. This gentleman has merely interested me in the
+proposition." Then, fixing his eyes directly on those of Wilkins, he
+held out the bills. A look of terror came over the face of the valet,
+and he half-raised himself from the pillow as he stared horrified at his
+former master. Then he sank back, and turned away his head.
+
+"Now answer me a few questions," continued McAllister. "Are you the bona
+fide owner of this stock?"
+
+Wilkins choked.
+
+"S' 'elp me! Got it fer services," he gasped.
+
+"And it's worth what you ask--five thousand dollars?"
+
+Wilkins glanced helplessly at Herbert, who was examining a bottle of
+iodine on the mantelpiece. Then he rolled convulsively upon his side.
+
+"Oh, my leg!" he groaned, thrashing around until his head came within a
+few inches of McAllister's face. "_It's rotten_," he whispered under his
+breath. "_Don't touch it!_ . . . Oh, my pore leg! . . . _Just pretend to
+pass me the money_. . . . 'Ere, tyke yer stock, if yer 'ave to! . . . _I
+wouldn't rob yer, sir, indeed I wouldn't!_ . . . W'ere's yer money?"
+
+A gentle smile came over McAllister's placid countenance. Who said there
+was no honor among thieves? Who said there was no such thing as
+gratitude and self-sacrifice? He did not realize at the moment that it
+was the only thing Wilkins could possibly have done to save himself. His
+simple faith accepted it as an act of devotion upon the other's part.
+With a swift wink at his old servant, McAllister stepped back to where
+Herbert was standing.
+
+"I don't know," he said doubtfully. "How can I be sure this sick man's
+name is really Murphy, or that he is the fellow that worked at the mine?
+I guess I'd better have him identified before I give up my money."
+
+"Don't be foolish!" growled Herbert. "Of course he's the man! My brother
+gave his description in the letter, and he fits it to a T. And then he
+has the certificate. What more do you want?"
+
+"I don't know," repeated McAllister hesitatingly. He shook his head and
+shifted from one foot to the other. "I don't know. I guess I won't do
+it."
+
+Herbert seemed annoyed.
+
+"Look here," he demanded of the sick engineer, "are you so awful sick
+you can't come over to the company's offices and be identified?"--adding
+_sotto voce_ to McAllister, "if he does, old Van Vorst will probably buy
+the stock himself, and we'll lose our chance."
+
+The sick man moaned and grumbled. By 'ookey! 'Ere was impudence for yer.
+Come an' rob 'im of 'is stock, an' then demand 'e be identified.
+
+"We'll take you in our cab. It ain't far," urged Herbert, nodding
+vigorously at Wilkins from behind McAllister.
+
+"Oh, I'll go!" responded the engineer with sudden alacrity. "Anything to
+hoblige."
+
+He hobbled painfully out of bed. The nurse had by this time returned,
+and was demanding in forcible language that his patient should instantly
+get back. Seeing that his expostulations had no effect, he assisted
+Wilkins very ungraciously to get into his clothes. With the aid of a
+stout cane the latter tottered to the elevator and was finally ensconced
+safely in the cab. All this had occupied nearly an hour; twenty minutes
+more brought them to the New York Life Building.
+
+As McAllister and Herbert assisted their supposed victim into the
+building, the clubman caught a glimpse of the lean Tomlinson and
+athletically built Conville standing together behind the pillars of the
+portico. The elevator whisked them up to the fifth floor so rapidly that
+the sick man swore loudly that he should never live to come down again.
+As they turned into the corridor toward the entrance of the office,
+McAllister saw his confederates emerge from the rear elevator. Things
+were going well enough, so far. Now for the _coup d'état_!
+
+The boy admitted them at once into the inner sanctum. As before,
+President Van Vorst sat there calmly smoking a cigar. At his right, in a
+corner by the window, stood a heavy iron safe.
+
+"Well," said McAllister briskly, "I've brought the stock, and I've
+brought its former owner with it. Do you recognize him?"
+
+"Well, well!" returned the President, stepping forward with great
+cordiality and clasping Wilkins's hand in his. "If it isn't my old
+engineer, Murphy! How are you, Murphy, old socks? It's nearly a year,
+isn't it, since you were at Stafford?"
+
+"Yes," replied Wilkins tremulously, "an' I'm a very sick man. I've got
+the skyathicer somethin' hawful."
+
+McAllister produced the stock from his coat-pocket.
+
+"Do you identify this certificate?" inquired the clubman.
+
+"Of course! Now think of that! I've been lookin' for that thousand
+shares ever since Murphy left the mine," said the Colonel with a show of
+irritation.
+
+"Well, are you ready to pay for it?" demanded McAllister sharply.
+
+The Colonel hesitated, looking from one to the other. Clearly he could
+not determine just how matters stood.
+
+"Well," he remarked finally, "I can't pay for it just this minute, but
+I'll go right out and get the money. You see, I didn't expect you back
+quite so soon. Who does the stock belong to, anyhow--you, or Murphy?"
+
+"At present it belongs to me," said the clubman.
+
+As McAllister spoke he stepped in front of the door leading into the
+directors' room. From below came faintly the rattle of the street and
+the clang of electric cars, while in the outer office could be heard the
+merry tattoo of the typewriters. Could it be possible that in this
+opulently furnished office, with its rosewood desk and chairs, its
+Persian rugs and paintings, its plate glass and heavy curtains, he was
+confronting a crew of swindlers of whom his own valet was an accomplice?
+It was almost past belief. Yet, as he recalled Wainwright's vivid
+description of the fall of Tomlinson, the scene at Rector's, the
+advertisement in the _Herald_, and the strange occurrences of the
+morning, he perceived that there could be no question in the matter. He
+was facing three common--or rather most uncommon--thieves, all of whom
+probably had served more than one term in State prison--desperate
+characters, who would not hesitate to use force, or worse, should it
+appear necessary. For a moment the clubman lost heart. He might be
+murdered, and no one be the wiser. Then a vague shadow flickered against
+the opaque glass of the main door, and McAllister gained new courage.
+Conville was just outside, with Tomlinson--although the latter could not
+be regarded as a valuable auxiliary in the event of a hand-to-hand
+struggle. Was he safe in counting on Wilkins? What if the ex-convict
+should go back on him? How did the valet know but that, by assisting
+his master, he was sending himself to State prison? McAllister had a
+fleeting desire to turn and dart from the room. What business had a
+middle-aged clubman turning detective, anyway? Then he braced himself,
+took a good grip of his stout walking-stick, and turned to the Colonel
+with an assumption of calmness which he was very far from feeling. The
+noonday sun streamed into the windows and threw into strong relief the
+muscular figures of the group about him.
+
+"I'm afraid you've been deceived in Murphy," he remarked coolly. "He
+isn't an engineer at all; he's just an ex-convict."
+
+The Colonel uttered a swift oath and snatched a Colt from an open drawer
+of the desk. Herbert turned fiercely upon the clubman. Wilkins dropped
+his crutch.
+
+"What are you giving us!" cried the Colonel.
+
+"I'll leave it to _him_," added McAllister. "By the way, his name isn't
+Murphy at all--it's Wilkins--or Welch, if you prefer."
+
+"What's this--a plant?" yelled Herbert. "By God, if----"
+
+"Don't be upset, Mr. Summerdale," said the clubman. "You might lay down
+that pistol, Colonel Buncomb. Wilkins is an old friend of mine--in fact
+he used to work for me."
+
+The two thieves glared at him, speechless. Wilkins picked up his crutch
+by the small end, remarking:
+
+"Better go easy there, Buncomb."
+
+"I think you gentlemen had the pleasure of meeting another friend of
+mine last summer, a Mr. Tomlinson," continued McAllister. "He's told me
+a good deal about you. I am under the impression that he paid for an
+automobile and a little trip you took on the Riviera. How would you like
+to turn back the money?"
+
+Buncomb stood in the middle of the room pale and motionless, while the
+clubman opened the door into the hall and called Tomlinson's name.
+
+"Yaas, I'm here, McAllister. What do you want?" replied the club bore as
+his lank figure entered the room. At the sight of Buncomb, Summerdale,
+and Wilkins he stopped short.
+
+"By Jove!" he drawled, "I'm dashed if it ain't the Colonel--and Larry!"
+
+"Look here, you--you--chappie!" snarled Buncomb, "clear out of here! And
+you, too, Tomlinson. Understand?" He waved the revolver threateningly.
+
+"Colonel," remarked McAllister, "I'm here for just one purpose, and
+that's to collect the debt you gentlemen owe my friend Mr. Tomlinson.
+Wilkins, or Welch, or Murphy, or whatever _you_ call him, is ready to
+turn state's evidence against you. I promise him immunity. There's an
+officer just outside. Shall I call him?"
+
+"Is that straight, Fatty?" cried Summerdale, his face livid with fright
+and anger. "Are you going to squeal on us?"
+
+"Sure!" replied Wilkins. "I'm through with you, you miserable
+shell-gamers! The best thing for you is to hopen the old coal-box hover
+there and count hout what's left of that ten thousand."
+
+"Curse you!" hissed Summerdale. "How do we know you won't have us
+pinched whether we pay up or not?"
+
+"I reckon we'd better take a chance," muttered the Colonel, laying down
+his revolver and dropping on his knees before the safe. The little knob
+spun around, the lock clicked, and the heavy door swung open, but at the
+same moment there was a terrific crash of glass behind them.
+
+"Excuse noise," exclaimed Conville, thrusting his face through the
+broken pane and covering Buncomb with a long black weapon. "Kindly keep
+your arms up, Colonel--and you too, Larry. How stout you've grown! Thank
+you! I was peekin' through the keyhole, and kinder thought this would be
+a good time to freeze on to what was in the safe without callin' in an
+expert."
+
+The next instant he had unlocked the door with his other hand and
+snapped the handcuffs on Summerdale's uplifted wrist. While the
+detective was doing the same to the Colonel, McAllister caught sight of
+Wilkins's frightened glance, and gave a slight nod toward the door
+leading into the next room. Like a flash the valet had jumped through
+and closed and locked the door behind him. Another door banged. Conville
+sprang into the hall across the fragments of the shattered glass, with
+McAllister at his heels. They were just in time to see Wilkins leap into
+the room where the men were testing the fire-escape.
+
+"Let me try it," said he, and swung himself calmly into the tube. For an
+instant he delayed his flight, with only his head remaining visible.
+
+"Good-by, Mr. McAllister," he called over his shoulder, "and thank you
+kindly. I won't forget, sir."
+
+At the same instant Conville bounded through the door and rushed to the
+window. As he reached the sash Wilkins let go, and plunged downwards.
+His descent was rapid, his position being discernible from the sagging
+of the canvas.
+
+Barney started for the elevator in the hope of cutting off the valet's
+escape below, but he had miscalculated the force of gravitation. As
+McAllister reached the window he saw the little bulge that represented
+Wilkins slide gently to the bottom. There was a cheer from the
+bystanders as the convict stepped lightly to his feet. Then he turned
+for an instant, and, looking up at McAllister, waved his hand and
+disappeared among the crowd.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+McAllister's Data of Ethics
+
+
+I
+
+"Certainly, sir. Your clothes shall be delivered at the Metropole at
+nine-forty-five to morrow evenin', sir."
+
+Pondel's dapper little clerk tossed a half-dozen bolts of "trouserings"
+upon the polished table, and smiled graciously at the firm's best paying
+customer.
+
+"Here, Bulstead! take Mr. McAllister's waist measure--just a matter of
+precaution," he added deferentially. "These are somethin' fine,
+sir--very fine! When they came in, I says to Mr. Pondel: 'If only Mr.
+McAllister could see that woollen! It's a shame,' I says, 'not to save
+it for 'im!' An' Mr. Pondel agreed with me at once. 'Very good,
+Wessons,' says he. 'Lay aside enough of that Lancaster to make Mr.
+McAllister a single-breasted sack suit, and if he don't fancy it I'll
+have it made up into somethin' for myself,' he says. Ain't that so, Mr.
+Pondel?"
+
+The gentleman addressed had graciously sauntered over to congratulate
+Mr. McAllister upon his selections.
+
+"Ah, very good! Very good indeed! How's that, Wessons? Yes, I told him
+to keep that piece for you, sir. Lord Bentwood begged for it almost with
+the tears in his eyes, as I may say, but I assured him that it was
+already spoken for." He patted the cloth with a fat, ring-covered hand.
+An atmosphere of exclusive opulence emanated from every inch of his
+sleek, pudgy person--from the broad white forehead over the glinting
+steel-gray eyes, from the pointed Van Dyke trimmed to resemble that of a
+certain exalted personage, from his drab waistcoated abdomen begirdled
+with its heavy chain and dangling seals, down to the gray-gaitered
+patent leathers. McAllister distrusted, feared, relied upon him.
+
+The clubman wiped his monocle and glanced out through the plate-glass
+window. Marlborough Square was flooded with the soft sunshine of the
+autumn afternoon. Hardly a pedestrian violated the eminently
+aristocratic silence of St. Timothy's.
+
+"Very thoughtful of you, I'm sure," he replied, not grudging Pondel the
+extra two guineas which he very well knew the other invariably charged
+for these little favors. It were cheap at twice the money to feel so
+much a gentleman.
+
+"But this is Saturday, and it's five o'clock now. I don't see how you
+can possibly finish all those suits by to-morrow evening. You know I
+really didn't intend to order anything but the frock-coat. Perhaps you'd
+just better let the rest go. I can get them some other time."
+
+"Not at all, Mr. McAllister; not at all. We are always delighted to
+serve you by any means in our power. Did Wessons say they would be
+finished to-morrow? Then to-morrow they shall be, sir. I'll set my men
+at work immediately. Pedler! Where's Pedler? Send him here at once!"
+
+A hollow-eyed, lank, round-shouldered journeyman parted the curtains
+that concealed the rear of the room, and nervously approached his
+employer. He blinked at the unaccustomed sunlight, suppressing a cough.
+
+"Did you call me, sir?"
+
+"Yes," replied Pondel with the severity of one granting an undeserved
+favor. "This is Mr. McAllister, of whom you have heard us speak so
+often. I believe you have cut several of the gentleman's suits. He is to
+take the Majestic, which sails early Monday morning, and I have promised
+that his clothes shall be ready to-morrow evening. Can you arrange to
+stay here to-night and whatever portion of to-morrow is necessary to
+finish them?"
+
+A worried look passed over the man's face, and his hand flew to his
+mouth to strangle another cough.
+
+"Certainly, sir; that is--of course-- Yes, sir. May I ask how many,
+sir?"
+
+"Only three, I believe. I was sure it could be arranged. Please ask
+Aggam to assist you. That is all."
+
+"Yes, sir. Very good, sir." Pedler hesitated a moment as if about to
+speak, then turned listlessly and plodded back behind the curtains.
+
+"Very obliging man--Pedler. You see, there will be no difficulty, Mr.
+McAllister."
+
+"Well, I don't see how on earth you're going to do it!" protested
+McAllister feebly. He wanted the clothes badly, now that he had seen the
+material. "It's mighty good of you to take all this trouble."
+
+Mr. Pondel made a deprecating gesture.
+
+"We are always glad to serve you, sir!" he repeated, as Wessons escorted
+the distinguished customer to the door.
+
+"It's a great privilege to be employed by such a man as Mr. Pondel,"
+whispered the salesman. "He thinks an enormous lot of you, sir. Very
+fine man--Mr. Pondel."
+
+As the hansom jogged rapidly toward the hotel, McAllister reflected
+painfully upon the enormous sums of money that he annually transferred
+from his own pockets to those of the lordly tailor. Not that the money
+made any particular difference. The clubman was well enough fixed, only
+sometimes the bills were unexpectedly large. The three suits just
+ordered would average fourteen guineas each. Roughly they would come to
+two hundred and twenty-five dollars, plus the duty, which he always paid
+conscientiously. And he was getting off easy at that. He remembered
+heaps of bills for over two hundred pounds, and that was only the
+beginning, for he bought most of his clothes right in New York.
+
+Climbing the steps of his hotel, he wondered vaguely how long Pedler and
+the other fellow would have to work to finish the suits. Of course, they
+would be paid extra--were probably glad to do it. The chap had a nasty
+cough, though. Oh, well, that was their business--not his! So long as he
+put up the money, Pondel could look out for the rest.
+
+However, he felt a distinct sense of relief that his own obligations
+consisted merely in dressing, dining at the Savoy with Aversly, and then
+leisurely taking in the Alhambra afterward. Once in his room, he found
+that the once criminally inclined, but now reformed Wilkins, who had
+returned to his master's service under a solemn promise of good
+behavior, had already laid out his clothes. McAllister rather dreaded
+dressing, for the place was one of those heavily oppressive apartments
+characteristic of English hotels. Green marble, yellow plush, and black
+walnut filled the foreground, background, and middle distance, while a
+marble-topped table, placed squarely in the centre of the room, offered
+the only oasis in the desert of upholstery, in the form of a single
+massive book, bound in brown morocco, and bearing the inscription
+stamped upon its cover in heavy gilt:
+
+ HOTEL METROPOLE
+ HOLY BIBLE
+ NOT TO BE REMOVED
+
+It fascinated him, recalling the chained hairbrush and comb of the
+Pacific Coast. There you were offered cleanliness, here godliness, by
+the proprietors; only the means thereto were not to be taken away. The
+next comer must have his chance.
+
+As the clubman idly lifted the volume, he suddenly realized that this
+was the first Bible he had actually touched in over thirty years. The
+last time he had owned one himself had been at school when he was
+fifteen years old. Something moved him to carry it to the window. The
+sun was just dropping over the scarlet chimney-pots of London. Its
+burnished glare played upon the red gilt edges of the leaves, as
+McAllister mechanically allowed the book to fall open in his hands. He
+read these words:
+
+ So I returned, and considered all the oppressions that
+ are done under the sun: and behold the tears of such
+ as were oppressed, and they had no comforter; and on
+ the side of their oppressors there was power; but they
+ had no comforter.
+
+The sun sank; the chimneys deadened against the sky-line. When Wilkins,
+ten minutes later, stole in to see if his master needed his assistance,
+he found McAllister staring into the darkening west.
+
+
+II
+
+The bell on St. Timothy's tolled twelve o'clock as McAllister's hansom,
+straight from the Alhambra, clacked into the moonlit silence of
+Marlborough Square. A soft breath of distant gardens hung on the cool
+air. The chimneys rose from the house-tops sharp against a pale blue sky
+glittering with stars. Here and there a yellow window gleamed for a
+moment under the eaves, then vanished mysteriously. It was a night for
+lovers,--calm, still, ecstatic,--for hayfields under the harvest
+moon,--for white, ghostly reaches of the Thames,--for poetry,--for the
+exquisite enjoyment of earth's nearest approach to heaven.
+
+The trap above McAllister's head opened.
+
+"Beg pardon, sir. W'ere did you s'y, sir?"
+
+"I said _Pondel's_," replied McAllister, rather sharply. He knew the
+cabby must think him a lunatic, but he didn't care. He intended to do
+the decent thing. Hang it! The fellow could mind his own business.
+
+The hansom crossed the street and reined up in the shadow. All was dark,
+silent, deserted. Only the brass plate beside the door reflected
+strangely the moonlight across the way.
+
+"'Ere's Pondel's, sir." The cabby got down and crossed the sidewalk to
+the door.
+
+"All shut hup!" he commented. "Close at six."
+
+A dark figure emerged quickly from, a neighboring shadow.
+
+"'Ere! Wot is it you want?" demanded the bobby, accosting the cabman
+with tentative and potential roughness.
+
+"Gent wants Pondel's. I dunno w'y. Ax 'im yerself!" responded cabby in
+an injured tone.
+
+The bobby turned to the hansom.
+
+"This shop's closed at six o'clock," he announced. "Wot do you want?"
+
+McAllister felt ten thousand times a fool. The beauty of the night, the
+odoriferous quiet, the peace of the deserted square, all made his errand
+seem monstrously idiotic. The universe was wheeling silently across the
+housetops; respectable men and women were in their beds; only
+night-hawks, lovers, policemen were abroad. It was as if a worm were
+raising objection to some cardinal law. Why should he try to upset the
+order and regularity of the London night, clattering into this
+slumbering section, startling a respectable somnolent policeman, making
+an ass of himself before his cabby--because somewhere a fellow was
+working overtime on his trousers. He imagined that as soon as he had
+made his explanation the bobby and the driver would collapse with
+merriment, and hale him to a mad-house. But McAllister set his teeth. He
+was fighting for a principle. He wouldn't "welch" now. He clambered out
+of the hansom.
+
+"I want to find Pondel, because he's got some fellows working on my
+clothes, and I don't propose to have anybody working for me on Sunday.
+Understand? It's _Sunday_. I don't intend to have folks working on my
+clothes when they ought to be in bed."
+
+He spoke brokenly, defiantly, catching his breath between words, almost
+ready to cry; then waited for his auditors to fall upon each other's
+necks in derisive mirth. He forgot, however, that he was in London. The
+situation was one apposite to American humor, but evoked no sense of
+amusement in the policeman. He treated McAllister's explanation with
+vast respect. Our hero gained confidence. The bobby regretted that the
+place seemed closed; ventured to express his approval of the clubman's
+altruistic effort; dilated upon it to the cabby, who was correspondingly
+impressed. McAllister, immensely cheered, held forth on the wrongs of
+labor at some length, and, finding a sympathetic audience, produced
+cigars. The three proved, as it were, a little group of humanitarians
+united in a common purpose. Then, suddenly, inconsequently, inexcusably,
+a man coughed. The sound was muffled, but unmistakable. It came from a
+point directly beneath their feet. The bobby rapped sharply on the
+pavement several times.
+
+"Hi there, you!" he called. "Hi there, you in Pondel's. Come an' open
+hup!"
+
+They could hear a dull murmur of conversation, the cough was repeated, a
+bench dragged across a floor, some fastening was slowly loosed, and a
+yellow gleam of light shot up through the shadow as a scuttle opened in
+the sidewalk. A lean, scrawny figure thrust itself upward, sleepily
+rubbing its eyes, collarless, its shirt open at the breast, its hair
+tousled, coughing. McAllister, now confident that he had the support of
+his companions, addressed the ghost, in whom he recognized Pedler, the
+journeyman from behind the curtains. The clubman's face, however, was
+concealed in shadow from the other.
+
+"You're working for Pondel, aren't you?"
+
+The ghost coughed again, and shivered, although the air was warm.
+
+"Yes," it answered huskily.
+
+"Are you working on some clothes for a gentleman who's sailing on
+Monday?"
+
+"Yes," it repeated.
+
+"Then don't, any more," chirped McAllister encouragingly. "Those clothes
+are for me, and I don't want you to work any longer. You ought to be in
+bed."
+
+"Wotcher givin' us?" grumbled Pedler. "G'wan! Leave us alone!" He
+started to descend. But the bobby stepped forward.
+
+"Look 'ere," he said roughly. "Don't you understand? It's just as the
+gentleman s'ys. You don't _'ave_ to work any more to-night. You can go
+'ome."
+
+"I s'y, wotcher givin' us?" repeated the other. "I cawn't go 'ome. Mr.
+Pondel's horders is to st'y 'ere until the clothes is finished. M'ybe
+it's as you s'y, but I cawn't go 'ome."
+
+At this juncture a child began to cry drowsily below, and a woman's
+voice could be heard striving to comfort it.
+
+"You don't mean you've got a baby down there!" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+"Only little Annie," replied Pedler. "An' the old woman."
+
+"Anyone else?"
+
+"Aggam."
+
+"Let's go down," suggested the bobby. "_I_ can make 'em understand." The
+ghost descended, dazed, and McAllister, the bobby, and last of all, the
+cabman, followed down a creaking ladder into a sort of vault under the
+cellar. A small oil wick gave out a feeble fluctuating light. On one
+side, cross-legged, sat a shrivelled-up, little old man, his brown beard
+streaked with gray, stitching. He did not look up, but only worked the
+faster. A thin woman crouched on a broken chair, holding a little girl
+in her lap.
+
+"There, there, Annie, don't cry. The bobby's not arter _you_. It's all
+right, darlin'!"
+
+Strewn about the cement floor lay the bolts of Lancaster which
+McAllister had selected, together with patterns, scissors, and
+unfinished garments.
+
+"Excuse the child, sir," apologized the woman. "She's just a bit
+sleepy."
+
+"Well," said McAllister, his indignation rising at the scene, and shame
+burning in his cheeks, "go right home. I won't have you working on these
+clothes any more." How he wished Pondel was there to get a piece of his
+mind!
+
+Jim looked wearily at Aggam.
+
+"Wot d'ye s'y, Aggam?"
+
+The other kept on stitching.
+
+"I gets my horders from Pondel," he replied, shortly, "an' I don't tyke
+no horders from no one helse!"
+
+"But look here," cried McAllister, "the clothes are _mine_, ain't they?
+Pondel hasn't anything to do with it! And _I_ tell you to _go home_."
+
+"Yes," grunted Aggam. "An' then you loses your job, does yer? I don't
+want no toff mixin' into _my_ affairs. I minds my business, they can
+mind theirs!"
+
+"I s'y, that's no w'y to speak to the gentleman!" exclaimed the bobby in
+disgust. "'E's only tryin' to do yer a fyvor! 'Aven't yer got no
+manners?"
+
+"_I_ minds _my_ business, let _'im_ mind _'is'n_!" repeated Aggam
+stolidly.
+
+"Well, _I_ must _s'y_," ejaculated the cabby, "they're a bloomin'
+grateful lot!"
+
+The tall man seemed to resent this last from one of his own station.
+
+"I appreciates wot the gent wants," he said weakly, "but it's just like
+Aggam s'ys. Wot can _we_ do? The gent cawn't tell us to go 'ome!"
+
+The child began to cry again. McAllister was exasperated almost to the
+point of profanity.
+
+"Don't you _want_ to go home?" he exclaimed.
+
+The woman laughed a hollow, mirthless laugh.
+
+"Annie an' me 'ave st'y'd 'ere all the evenin' just to be with Jim. 'E's
+awful sick. An' 'e'll 'ave to st'y 'ere all d'y to-morrer. Do we _want_
+to go 'ome!"
+
+Her husband dashed his shirt-sleeve across his eyes.
+
+"Don't Nell," he muttered. "I ain't sick. I can work. You go 'ome with
+the kid."
+
+McAllister thrust a handful of bank-notes toward her.
+
+"Where does old Pondel live?" he inquired of the bobby.
+
+"Out in Kew somewheres," replied the officer.
+
+The woman was staring blankly at the money. Suddenly she dropped the
+little girl and began to sob. Jim broke into a fit of harsh coughing.
+The cabman climbed up the ladder. The temperature of the vault seemed
+insufferable to McAllister.
+
+"I suppose you'll go home if Pondel says so?" he suggested.
+
+"Just watch us!" growled Aggam.
+
+"Take that child home, anyhow, and put it to bed," ordered the clubman.
+"I'll be back in an hour or so."
+
+As he climbed up through the scuttle into the sweet, soft moonlight, and
+started to enter the hansom, the bobby held out his hand.
+
+"Excuse me, sir. I 'ope you'll pardon the liberty, but, would you mind,
+I've got a brother in America--Smith's the naime--'e lives in a plaice
+called Manitoba. Do you 'appen to know 'im?"
+
+"I'm sorry," replied our friend, grasping the other's hand. "I never ran
+across him."
+
+"Where to now?" asked the cabby.
+
+"To Kew," replied McAllister.
+
+They swung out of the square, leaving the bobby standing in the shadow
+of Pondel's.
+
+"I'll look out for 'em while you're gone," called the latter
+encouragingly.
+
+They crossed Bond Street, followed Grosvenor Street into Park Lane, and
+plunging round Hyde Park corner, past the statue to England's greatest
+soldier, they entered Kingsbridge. McAllister, all awake from his recent
+experience, saw things that he had never observed before--bedraggled
+flower-girls in gaudy hats, with heart-rending faces; drunken laborers
+staggering along upon the arms of sad-featured women; young girls,
+slender, painted, strolling with an affectation of light-heartedness
+along the glittering sidewalks. On they jogged, past narrow streets
+where, amid the flare of torches, the entire population of the
+neighborhood swarmed, bargained, swore, and quarrelled; where little
+children rolled under the costers' carts, fighting for scraps and
+decaying vegetables; and where their passage was obstructed by the
+throngs of miserable humanity for whom this was their only park, their
+only club. It being Saturday night, the butchers were selling off their
+remnants of meat, and their shrill cries could be heard for blocks.
+Several times the horse shied to avoid trampling upon some old hag who,
+clutching her wretched purchase to her breast, hurried homeward before a
+drunken lout should snatch it from her. McAllister had never imagined
+the like. It was with a sigh of relief that they left the Hammersmith
+Road behind and at last reached the residential districts. In about an
+hour they found themselves in Kew. A cool breeze from the country fanned
+his cheek. On either hand trim little villas, with smooth lawns, lined
+the road, and the moonlit air was fragrant with the smell of damp grass,
+violets, and heliotrope. Here and there could be heard the tinkle of a
+cottage piano, and the laughter of belated merry-makers on the verandas.
+
+They located Mr. Pondel's villa without difficulty. Standing back some
+thirty yards from the street, its well-kept garden full of flowering
+shrubs and carefully tended beds of geraniums, it was a residence
+typical of the London suburb, with fretwork along the piazza roof, a
+stone dog guarding each side of the steps, and salmon-pink curtains at
+the parlor windows. The door stood open, a Japanese lamp burned in the
+hallway, and the murmur of voices floated out from the door leading into
+the parlor. McAllister once again felt the overwhelming absurdity of his
+position. Over his shoulder, as he stood by the hyacinths at the door,
+floated the same big moon in the same soft heaven. Damp and fragrant,
+the wind blew in from the lawn and swayed the portières in the narrow
+hall, behind which, doubtless, sat the lordly Pondel, friend of
+noblemen, adviser of royalty, entrenched in his castle, a unit in an
+impregnable system. The whinny of the cab-horse beyond the hedge
+recalled to McAllister the necessity for action. He realized that he was
+losing moral ground every instant.
+
+The bell jangled harshly somewhere in the back of the house. A man's
+voice--Pondel's--muttered indistinctly; there was a feminine whisper in
+response; someone placed a glass on a table and pushed back a chair. A
+clock in the neighborhood struck two, and Pondel emerged through the
+portières--Pondel in a wadded claret-colored dressing-gown embroidered
+with birds of Paradise, in carpet slippers, with a meerschaum pipe,
+watery eyes, and slightly disarranged hair. It was rather dim in the
+hallway, and he did not recognize his visitor.
+
+"What is it? What do you want?" The inquiry was abrupt and a little
+thick.
+
+"Good evening, Mr. Pondel," stammered McAllister. "I hope you'll excuse
+me for disturbing you at this hour. It's about the clothes."
+
+"W'o is it?" Pondel peered into his guest's flushed face. "W'y Mr.
+McAllister, what are you doin' way out 'ere? Excuse my appearance--a
+little pardonable neglishay of a Saturday evenin'. Come right in, won't
+you? Great honor, I'm sure. Though, if you'll believe it, I once 'ad the
+honor of a call from his Grace the Duke of Bashton right in this very
+'all. Excuse me w'ile I announce your presence to Mrs. Pondel."
+
+McAllister said something about having to go at once, but Pondel
+shuffled through the curtains, almost immediately sweeping them back
+with a lordly gesture of welcome.
+
+"This way, Mr. McAllister." Our miserable friend entered the parlor.
+"Elizabeth, hallow me to present Mr. McAllister--one of my oldest
+customers."
+
+Elizabeth--a fat vision of fifty-five, with peroxide hair, and a soft
+pink of unchanging hue mantling her elsewhere mottled cheeks--arose
+graciously from the table where she and her husband had been playing
+double-dummy bridge, and courtesied.
+
+"Chawmed, I'm sure. What a beautiful evenin'! Won't you si' down?"
+murmured the enchantress.
+
+McAllister took a chair, and Pondel pressed whiskey and water upon him.
+Oh, Mr. McAllister, needn't be afraid of it; it was the real old thing;
+Lord Langollen had sent him a dozen. Lizzie would take a nip with
+'em--eh, Lizzie? A gen'elman didn't take that long trip every evenin',
+and a little refreshment would not only do him good, but, as the Yankees
+said, would show there was no 'ard feelin', eh? He must really take just
+a drop. Say when!
+
+Lizzie poured out a glass for the much-embarrassed guest. She was in a
+flowered kimona, even more "neglishay" than her husband, but the bower
+in which the goddess reclined was a perfect pearl of the decorator's
+art. Cupids, also "neglishay," toyed with one another around a cluster
+of electric burners in the ceiling, gay streamers of painted blossoms
+dangling from their hands and floating down the walls. Gilt chairs, a
+white and gilt sofa, and a brown etching in a Florentine frame on each
+wall, were the most conspicuous articles of furniture. At the windows
+the brilliant salmon-pink curtains bellied softly in the breeze that
+stole into the chamber and diluted the gentle odor of Parma violets
+which exuded from the dame in the kimona. To Pondel, McAllister's
+presence was an evidence of his power; and his pride, tickled mightily,
+put him in an exquisite good humor. Certainly the occasion required from
+him, the host, a proper felicitation.
+
+"'Ere's to our better acquaintance," said the tailor, raising his glass
+sententiously. "Lizzie, drink to Mr. McAllister!"
+
+The three drank solemnly. Then the voluble tailor addressed himself to
+the task of entertaining his distinguished guest. McAllister could catch
+at no opening to explain his visit. Pondel chatted gayly of Paris, the
+Continent, and familiarly of the races and the _beau monde_. Apparently
+he knew (by their first names) half the nobility of England, and he
+endeavored to place his customer equally at his ease with them. He
+ventured that he knew how most young Americans spent their time in
+London and Paris; dropped with a wink, that in spite of his present
+uxoriousness he had been a bit of a dog himself, and ended by suggesting
+another toast to "A short life and a merry one." The lady of the kimona,
+grammatically not so strong as her husband, contented herself with
+expansive smiles and frequent recurrence to the tumbler.
+
+"I must explain my visit," finally broke in McAllister. "It's about the
+clothes."
+
+Pondel smiled condescendingly.
+
+"My dear Mr. McAllister, you don't need to worry in the slightest.
+They'll be done promptly to-morrow evenin', take my word for it."
+
+McAllister flushed. How in Heaven's name could he ever make the tailor
+understand?
+
+"I've decided I don't want 'em!" he stammered.
+
+Pondel's glass went to the table with a bang, and he gazed blankly at
+his customer. The clubman, not realizing the implication, did not
+proceed.
+
+"That's all right," finally responded Pondel a trifle coldly. "There's
+no hurry about settlement. You can take a year, if necessary."
+
+Mrs. Pondel slipped unobtrusively out of the room, leaving a trail of
+perfume behind her.
+
+"Oh!" exclaimed our friend, catching his breath: "It isn't that. But you
+see I can't have those men working over night and to-morrow on my
+account. It's--it's against my principles."
+
+Pondel brightened. A load had been taken from his heart. So long as
+McAllister's bank account was good, any idiosyncrasy the American might
+exhibit did not matter. He had always regarded McAllister, however, as a
+man of the world, and had esteemed him accordingly. He perceived that he
+had been mistaken. His customer was merely a religious crank. He had had
+experience with them before.
+
+"Pooh! That's all right," said he resuming his former cordiality. "Why,
+they like to earn the extra money. They're all devoted to my interests,
+you know."
+
+"Well, I don't want them to work any longer on my clothes," repeated
+McAllister helplessly.
+
+"I understand," replied Mr. Pondel, rather loftily. "I'm afraid,
+however, it's too late to stop them now. The cloth 'as been cut, and
+they would not stop contrary to my direction."
+
+"That's the point," returned McAllister, "I want you to change your
+orders."
+
+"But, my dear sir," expostulated the tailor, "you can't expect me to go
+to London this time of night! Besides, they're nearly done by this time.
+It's impossible!"
+
+"I'll manage that," exclaimed McAllister. "I've been down to the shop
+already, and they're waiting for me now to come back with your
+permission to go home; they wouldn't go without it."
+
+"Dear, dear!" replied the tailor, changing his tactics. "How much
+interest you have taken in their welfare! How kind and thoughtful of
+you! No, they're faithful men; they wouldn't think of disobeying orders.
+But what a shame I didn't know of it before! Why, they might 'ave been
+at 'ome and in their beds. However, I sha'n't forget 'em at the end of
+the month. Mr. McAllister, I respect you. I have never known of a more
+unselfish act. Permit me to say it, sir, you are a Christian--a true
+Christian. I wish there were more like you, sir!"
+
+McAllister arose to his feet. His one thought now was to escape as
+quickly as possible. The sight of Pondel's smiling countenance filled
+him with unutterable disgust. Suppose the fellows at the club could see
+him sitting in this pursy tailor's parlor, with his scented wife, and
+gilded chairs--
+
+The tailor, however, was anxious to restore the cordiality of their
+relations, and slopped over in his eagerness to show how kind he was to
+his men, and how considerate of their well-being. He took McAllister's
+arm familiarly as he showed him to the door.
+
+"Yes," he added confidentially, "this is a very good locality. Only the
+best people live in this neighborhood. Rather a neat little property."
+He proffered McAllister a cigar. The clubman wanted to kick him for a
+miserable, dirty cad.
+
+"Right back!" he said to the cabby, hardly replying to the tailor's
+good-night.
+
+London was asleep. Even the streets through which he had driven to Kew
+were hushed in preparation for the sodden Sunday to come. The moon had
+lowered over the housetops, and St. Timothy's was in the shadow as once
+again he drew up in front of Pondel's.
+
+"Back already, sir?" The bobby stepped out to meet him.
+
+"Yes," replied McAllister wearily. "And those fellows down there are
+going home."
+
+The bobby rapped on the scuttle. Once more Pedler's head protruded above
+the sidewalk.
+
+"Mr. Pondel says you're to go home," said McAllister.
+
+"The gent's been all the way to Kew for you," interjected the bobby.
+
+"Hi, Aggam!" exclaimed Jim, huskily. "Th' gentleman says we are to go
+'ome, Mr. Pondel says." He disappeared. Aggam could be heard muttering
+below. Presently the light was extinguished, and both emerged from the
+scuttle and put on their coats. McAllister felt sleepily exultant.
+Pedler pushed the scuttle into place.
+
+"Well," said McAllister after an awkward pause, "can I give you a lift?
+Which way do you go? I tell you what: you come back with me to the
+hotel, and then the hansom can take you both home."
+
+Pedler and Aggam looked doubtfully at one another.
+
+"Oh, come on, you fellows!" exclaimed McAllister, all his natural good
+spirits returning with a rush. "Get in there, now!"
+
+Pedler and Aggam climbed in, and McAllister directed the driver to go to
+the Metropole, after stuffing a sovereign into the hand of his friend,
+the policeman. The stars were still marching across the sky, and the
+breeze had freshened. Every window was dark; no one was astir. They
+heard only the echoes of their horse's hoof-beats. Yet the restless
+silence that precedes the dawn was in the air.
+
+"I lives miles aw'y from 'ere," said Pedler after a meditated period.
+
+"So do I," supplemented Aggam.
+
+"I don't care," replied McAllister. "I've had this cab all night,
+anyhow, and I want to celebrate. You see, this is the first time I ever
+got ahead of my tailor."
+
+Another long pause ensued. They were not a talkative lot, surely.
+McAllister's flow of language absolutely deserted him. He could think of
+no subject of conversation whatever. Pedler finally came to his
+assistance.
+
+"I'm thirty-seven year old, an' this is the fust time I've ever ridden
+in a 'ansom."
+
+"Jiminy!" exclaimed McAllister. "You don't say so! What luck!"
+
+"Fust time for me, too," added Aggam.
+
+After this burst of confidence the three rode in utter silence. At the
+Metropole the clubman jumped out and bade his companions good-night.
+
+As the cabby gathered up the reins preparatory to a fresh start, Aggam
+leaned forward rather apologetically.
+
+"You must hexcuse me," he remarked, "but I don't want to sail hunder
+false colors, and I feel as if I hort to s'y that while I'm a Socialist,
+I 'ave no particular sympathy with Sabbatarianism."
+
+"Well, neither have I," replied McAllister encouragingly, an answer
+which probably puzzled Mr. Aggam for a fortnight.
+
+
+
+
+McAllister's Marriage
+
+
+I
+
+The Bar Harbor train slowly came to a stop beside a little wooden
+station. From over the marshes crept a breath of salty freshness that
+tried vainly to steal in through the open windows of the Pullman, only
+intensifying the stifling heat inside.
+
+McAllister arose and made his way to the platform in search of air. A
+spare, wrinkled octogenarian was in the difficult act of lifting a small
+girl in a calico dress to the platform of the day coach, the child
+clinging obstinately to the old gentleman's neck and refusing to
+disentangle herself.
+
+"Mercy, Abby! Do leggo!" he remonstrated. "Thar, ef ye don't, I'll ask
+that man thar to hoist ye!"
+
+The little girl reluctantly let go her hold and allowed herself to be
+placed on the lowest step.
+
+"That's a good girl," continued her guardian; then addressing
+McAllister, he inquired conversationally:
+
+"Be ye goin' to Bangor?"
+
+"How's that? Ye-es, I believe I am. At least the train passes through,"
+responded McAllister doubtfully, apprehensive of undesirable
+complications.
+
+The old fellow produced from his waistcoat-pocket a ticket which he
+placed in the child's hand. Then he turned her around and gave her a
+little push up the steps.
+
+"Wall, jest keep an eye on Abby, will ye?"
+
+"Good-by, Uncle!" cried the little girl, climbing laboriously up to
+where the clubman stood and making a little bow, which he gravely
+returned.
+
+"I don't know . . ." he began.
+
+"That's all right," explained the farmer. "Her aunt'll meet her. Jest
+see she don't bother no one. Lemme pass ye her duds."
+
+The octogenarian forthwith handed up to McAllister a cloth valise, a
+pasteboard box, and a large paper bag.
+
+"Her lunch is in the bag," said he. "Don't let her drink none o' that
+ice-water. My wife says it hez germs into it."
+
+"But I don't . . ." gasped our friend.
+
+"Be keerful o' that box," interrupted her uncle. "There's two dozen
+hen's eggs in it. If she's good, you might buy her a cent's worth o'
+peppermints to Portland." He fumbled uncertainly in his breeches'
+pocket.
+
+"Do you expect me . . ." ejaculated McAllister.
+
+"Give my love to yer aunt," added the other as the train started.
+"Good-by!" And pulling a large red pocket-handkerchief from his
+coat-tails he fanned the air vaguely as they moved slowly away from him.
+
+"Oh, isn't it nice!" cried the little girl, who appeared quite at ease
+with her new acquaintance.
+
+"Ye-es--certainly--of course," he replied, wondering what he should do
+with his charge. "I suppose we had better go in and sit down, don't you
+think?"
+
+He stood aside waiting for her to precede him into the parlor car.
+
+"What a lovely place!" she exclaimed as her eyes rested upon the
+rosewood and the velvet chairs. "Am I really to ride in this?"
+
+"Why, where should you ride, to be sure?" he inquired, beginning to
+regain his self-possession.
+
+"The car had iron seats before," she informed him.
+
+"How extraordinary!"
+
+"This is an ever so much prettier train," she added. "I'm afraid I'll
+hurt the plush." She took out a diminutive handkerchief and spread it
+out to sit upon. The clubman with an amused expression swung round
+another chair and sat down opposite.
+
+"My name's Abigail Martha Higgins," she said, taking off her little
+straw hat. "I live in Bangor with my aunt. That old man was Uncle Moses
+Higgins. Aunt doesn't love his wife."
+
+"Dear me!" sympathized McAllister.
+
+"My father and mother are in heaven," she continued in matter-of-fact
+tones. "Up there. Wouldn't you hate to live up in the sky and do
+nothin'?"
+
+"I certainly should," he answered with gravity.
+
+"We all came down from there, you know. Do you think we were born all in
+one piece, or put together afterward?"
+
+McAllister pondered.
+
+"What's your name?"
+
+"McAllister," he replied.
+
+"That's a funny name!" she commented. "It sounds like McCafferty--that's
+Deacon Brewer's hired man's name."
+
+"Do you think so?" asked the clubman apologetically, feeling that his
+parents had done him an irreparable injury.
+
+"I'll call you Mister Mac," added the child, "and you may call me Abby,
+'cause I'm only eight. Do you live to Boston?"
+
+"No; New York. An awful way off."
+
+"Have they got a Free-Will Meetin'-house there?" she inquired knowingly.
+
+"I'm sure I don't know," he answered, feeling wofully ignorant of all
+matters of real importance.
+
+"Then it must be a very small place," she decided. "All big places have
+a Free-Will Meetin'-house, Uncle Moses says."
+
+At this moment Wilkins approached to inquire if his master wanted
+anything.
+
+"Is there a Free-Will Meetin'-house in New York?" inquired the clubman.
+
+"Yes, sir; I believe so, sir. That is to say, a Baptist place of
+worship, sir," he answered solemnly.
+
+"Is that your brother?" inquired Abby.
+
+"No--" hesitated McAllister, doubtful as to what the valet's equivalent
+would be in his little friend's world.
+
+"What's your name?" inquired Abby.
+
+"Wilkins, miss," answered the valet.
+
+"What a lovely name!" cried Abby. "It's much nicer than his'n."
+
+Wilkins stepped back a few paces aghast.
+
+"That box is chuck full of eggs," announced Abby. "I wonder where the
+hens get them."
+
+"I give it up," said the clubman.
+
+"We have a black horse on our farm," she continued. "It used to be a
+girl, but now it's a boy."
+
+"Indeed!" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+"Yes, aunt had her tail cut off. Boys have short hair, you know--that's
+how you tell."
+
+At this Wilkins disappeared rapidly into the background.
+
+"Uncle Moses' wife don't love children," the child continued. "She has
+the rheumatiz in her thigh."
+
+"But she must like _you_, Abby," urged her new friend.
+
+"No, she don't. She don't love me 'cause I love Aunt Abby, an' Aunt Abby
+don't love her."
+
+"I see," said McAllister.
+
+The clubman soon became acquainted with Abby's entire family history,
+and rapidly realized that the mind of a child was a thing undreamed of
+in his philosophy. As she pattered on he conversed gravely with her,
+trying to answer her multitudinous questions. All her world was good
+save Uncle Moses' wife, and her confidence in the clubman was entire.
+She admired his clothes, his watch-chain, and his scarf-pin, and ended
+by directing him to read to her, which McAllister obediently did. None
+of the magazines seemed to contain suitable articles, so with some
+misgivings he purchased various colored weeklies, remembering vaguely
+his own delight in the misadventures of certain chubby ladies and stout
+gentlemen upon rear pages, perused furtively when waiting at the
+barber's to get his hair cut as a child. For half an hour her interest
+remained tense, but then she wearied of using her eyes, and, patting
+McAllister's fat chin, ordered him to tell her a story. Here was a new
+difficulty. He had never told a story in his life, but there was no help
+for it, no escape, as she climbed into his lap.
+
+"Begin with once onup-a-time," she ordered.
+
+"Well," he obeyed "Once 'onup' a time there was a man who lived in a
+club----"
+
+"A what?" sharply interrupted Abby.
+
+"A big white house with heaps of rooms," he corrected. "And as he had
+nobody dependent on him, all he had to do was to eat and sleep and look
+at the sky."
+
+"Didn't he have any children?"
+
+"Nobody in the world," answered McAllister.
+
+"Poor man!" sighed Abby. "Didn't he keep any hens?"
+
+"Not even a hen!"
+
+"I know a big house just like that," said Abby. "Old Captain Barnard
+used to live in it. Wasn't he lonely?"
+
+"Sometimes."
+
+"Did anyone live with him?"
+
+"His hired man," answered the clubman with a smile, looking down the car
+to where Wilkins sat in solitary grandeur. "And by and by he got so old
+and so fat that nobody would marry him, while the wives of other men he
+knew forgot to ask him to dinner."
+
+"Poor dear man!" murmured Abby, "I should think he'd have wished he
+hadn't been born."
+
+"Sometimes he did," answered the story-teller. "And he longed for some
+people to really care for him, and for some little children to keep him
+company."
+
+"Did he have a cow?"
+
+"No, not even a cow."
+
+Abby laughed sleepily.
+
+"But didn't he ever have any fun?"
+
+"He thought he did, but he didn't, really."
+
+"I'm awful sorry for him!" said Abby. "If I met him I would give him my
+white hen."
+
+"He used to pay for dinners for people, and send them flowers and candy
+and go to see them----"
+
+"Sunday afternoons?"
+
+"Yes; Sunday afternoons."
+
+"He was really very nice," said Abby.
+
+"Do you think so?" asked McAllister eagerly.
+
+"Why, of course. Don't you think so?"
+
+"So-so," said the clubman.
+
+"But he never hurt anyone?"
+
+"No, never."
+
+"And gave the hired man plenty of victuals?"
+
+"Much more than was good for him," said McAllister with conviction.
+
+"I like that man," said Abby. "He was a good man."
+
+"But some people said he was an idle fellow," insisted McAllister.
+
+"But that didn't do anybody any harm," said Abby.
+
+"No, certainly not."
+
+"And he wasn't cross?"
+
+"No, almost never."
+
+"Then," said Abby, "he was a good man, and I will marry him if he asks
+me."
+
+And with that she dropped her head on his arm and fell fast asleep.
+
+"Can't I hold the young--person, for you, sir?" inquired the valet in a
+whisper.
+
+"Certainly _not_," responded McAllister.
+
+Over the flitting pines circled the crows, black dots against the deep
+blue; lazy cows stood knee-deep in fields frosted with daisies and
+watched seemingly without interest the passing train; little puffs of
+white in serried ranks moved slowly out of the north, never approaching
+nearer, dissolving at the meridian; on the near horizon a line of indigo
+mountains tumbled southward; white farm-houses swept slowly by; at
+dusty crossings gray-whiskered farmers sat loosely holding the reins in
+amiable conformity with the injunction painted upon weather-worn signs
+to "Look out for the engine"; at times the train passed over rocky
+bedded streams dammed for milling, and once or twice across rivers half
+choked with logs upon which men ran like water-bugs; then through red
+brick towns, and towns with square granite stores and offices, and towns
+of white and green, marking the three disconnected periods of the
+architectural development of Maine; and everywhere the pines.
+
+In the midst of a stretch of thick woods the engine began to whistle
+frantically. A brakeman, followed closely by a conductor, hurried
+through the car. The wheels ground harshly and the train gradually
+ceased to move. Ahead could be heard the loud pounding of the engine and
+the roar of escaping steam. Volumes of smoke, white and black, rolled
+over the pines and cast rapidly changing shadows upon the ground.
+Wilkins, who had gone forth to seek information, now returned.
+
+"There's a freight wreck just a'ead, sir. The conductor says as how we
+shall be delayed 'ere at least nine hours."
+
+McAllister glanced down at the little form in his arms. It had not
+moved. Gently he carried her along the aisle, out upon the platform,
+and down the steps to the ground. Still she did not awake. Up the track
+he could see groups of excited passengers gesticulating around grotesque
+piles of wreckage upon which a locomotive lay with its wheels in the
+air. Beside the track stretched a pine grove, its soft carpet of needles
+flecked with sunlight. At the foot of one giant tree, on a bed of gray
+moss, the clubman laid his little charge and threw himself at her feet.
+An irritable family of nervous crows flapped noisily away to the other
+side of the track, assembled in angry consultation in a hemlock, deputed
+a spy, who cautiously reconnoitred, and, on the latter's report,
+returned. At a safe distance Wilkins sat upon a windfall, and with one
+eye upon his sleeping master smoked rapidly one of McAllister's cigars.
+
+
+II
+
+"Yes, Miss Higgins got yer telegram," answered Deacon Brewer, as they
+drove slowly along the river in the dusty heat of the early July
+morning. "Ef she hadn't I reckon she'd 'a' gone nigh crazy."
+
+They were in an open two-seated buck-board. McAllister, holding Abby in
+his lap, occupied the front seat with the Deacon, while Wilkins sat
+behind with the valise and the pasteboard box.
+
+"It was a tiresome delay and really a very fortunate escape," responded
+McAllister. "Abby behaved beautifully."
+
+"She's a good child," said the Deacon. "Her mother was a fine woman, and
+she's goin' to be just like her."
+
+"Are we nearly home?" asked the little girl, rubbing her eyes.
+
+"'Most," answered the Deacon. "Are ye hungry?"
+
+"I got her some bread and milk at a farm-house," explained McAllister,
+"but none of us have had any breakfast yet."
+
+"Wall, I reckon Miss Higgins'll be prepared for ye," said the Deacon.
+"She's a liberal woman an' a smart woman, but all the same, the farm's
+going to be sold for taxes next week."
+
+Abby had fallen asleep, but the clubman started and looked anxiously at
+her at this piece of intelligence.
+
+"She don't know nuthin' about it," said the farmer. "Miss Higgins can't
+run a hard-scrabble farm, nor no one can and make a livin' out'n it. It
+ain't worth five dollars an acre."
+
+"What will she do?" asked the clubman.
+
+"Darn ef I know," responded the other. "She kin help around some, I
+guess. Deacon Giddings has a powerful lot of company. 'N any woman kin
+sew. She kin make out, I reckon."
+
+"But the child?" whispered McAllister.
+
+"Her Uncle Moses'll hev to take her," answered the Deacon.
+
+"Jiminy!" ejaculated the clubman, recalling the little girl's
+description of her uncle's wife. "She won't like that."
+
+"Beggars can't be choosers," said the Deacon dryly.
+
+A turn in the road brought them within view of a small, low farm-house,
+with good-sized barn, lying in a field between the woods and the river,
+here about a quarter of a mile in width. The pines grew close to the
+road upon the left, but upon the other side the land had been well
+cleared to the Penobscot's bank. Huge piles of stones, ten or twelve
+feet long, five or so broad, and four or five feet high, were monuments
+to the energy and industry of some former owner.
+
+"Gosh, how Henery worked to clear this farm!" remarked the Deacon. "He
+hove stone for twenty years, an' then died. Look at them trees!"
+
+He pointed dramatically to a large orchard containing row upon row of
+young apple-trees.
+
+At the sound of the wheels a woman came slowly out of the side door and
+watched their approach. She had the pale, sickly countenance of the wife
+of the inland Maine farmer, and her limp dress ill concealed the
+angularity of her form. Her eyes showed that she had passed a sleepless
+night. McAllister leaped out and lifted Abby down. The woman neither
+spoke to nor kissed the child, but clutched her tightly in her arms.
+Then she nodded to the new-comers.
+
+"I'm obliged to ye, Deacon Brewer," she said. "Is this the man who sent
+the telegram? Won't ye come in and set down?"
+
+"Oh, yes," cried Abby ecstatically. "Get out, Mr. Wilkins! I want to
+show you the black horse, and all the hens."
+
+"I must be gettin' back," muttered the Deacon.
+
+"Could you let us have a bite of breakfast?" inquired McAllister. "My
+train doesn't go until twelve o'clock." To return to Bangor at this
+particular time did not suit him.
+
+"Such as it is," replied Miss Higgins.
+
+"Could you arrange to call out for me in an hour or so?" asked
+McAllister.
+
+"I reckon I kin," said the Deacon with some reluctance. "I'll hev ter
+charge ye fifty cents."
+
+"Of course," said McAllister.
+
+Wilkins took down the parcels, and the Deacon drove slowly away.
+
+"I'll scrape somethin' together in a few minutes," said Miss Higgins.
+"How much was that telegram?"
+
+"Oh, that's all right!" said the abashed clubman.
+
+"No, it ain't. Money's money. Was it ez much ez a quarter?"
+
+McAllister acknowledged the amount.
+
+"I thought so," commented Miss Higgins. "It was wuth it." She had the
+money all ready and handed it to McAllister.
+
+Etiquette seemed to demand its acceptance.
+
+"Did you say your name was McAllister? Who's this man?"
+
+"His name is Wilkins."
+
+"Well," said Aunt Abby, "one of ye might split up that log, if ye don't
+mind, while I get the breakfast."
+
+She turned into the house.
+
+McAllister looked doubtfully at the wood-pile.
+
+"Let Mr. Wilkins chop the wood!" shouted Abby; "I want to show you the
+ba-an."
+
+"Wilkins," said McAllister, "wood-chopping is an art sanctified in this
+country by tradition."
+
+"Very good, sir," answered Wilkins.
+
+Abby grasped McAllister's hand and tugged him joyfully over the
+poverty-stricken farm. They visited the orchard, the pig-sty, the
+hen-house, admired the horse that had been a girl, and ended at the
+water's edge.
+
+"We ketch salmon here in the spring," explained Abby; "and smelts."
+
+Across the eddying river quiet farms slept in the hot sunshine. Two men
+in a dory swung slowly up-stream. At their feet the clear water rippled
+against the stones. In his mind the clubman pictured the stifling city
+and the squalor of relative existence there.
+
+"It's beautiful, Abby," he said.
+
+"It's the loveliest place in the whole world," she answered, holding his
+hand tightly. "And I shall never, never go away."
+
+Behind them came the shrill tones of Aunt Abby's voice bidding them to
+breakfast. Wilkins, coatless, was bearing some mangled fragments of log
+toward the kitchen. His beaded face spoke unutterable dejection.
+
+"Well, set daown; it's all there is," said Miss Higgins.
+
+McAllister sat, and Abby climbed into a high chair. Wilkins remained
+standing.
+
+"Ain't ye goin' to set?" inquired Miss Higgins.
+
+Wilkins reddened.
+
+"Well, ye be the most bashful man I ever met," remarked the lady. "Set
+daown and eat yer victuals."
+
+"Sit down," said McAllister, and for the second time master and man
+shared a meal.
+
+The little room was bare of decoration except for some colored
+lithographs and wood-cuts, which for the most part represented the
+funeral corteges of distinguished Americans, with a few hospital scenes
+and the sinking of a steamship. A rug soiled to a dull drab made a sort
+of mud spot before the fireplace; a knitted tidy, suggestive of the
+antimacassar, ornamented the only rocker; at one end stood the stove,
+and hard by two fixed tubs. Everything except the carpet was
+scrupulously clean.
+
+Miss Higgins brought to the table a dish of steaming boiled eggs, half a
+loaf of white bread, and a vegetable dish with a large piece of butter.
+
+"I'll have some coffee for ye in a minute," she remarked as she placed
+the dishes before them.
+
+McAllister broke some of the eggs into a tumbler and cut the bread.
+
+"What might be your business?" inquired Miss Higgins.
+
+"Er--well--" hesitated McAllister. "I've travelled quite a bit."
+
+"I had a cousin in the hardware line," remarked the hostess
+reminiscently. "He travelled everywheres. Has it ever taken you ez fur
+as St. Louis?"
+
+"No," said McAllister. "My line never took me so far."
+
+"Andrew died there--of the water. What's your business?" continued Miss
+Higgins to Wilkins.
+
+"I'm with Mr. McAllister, ma'am."
+
+"Oh! same firm?"
+
+Wilkins coughed violently and evaded the interrogation.
+
+"Mr. Wilkins handles gents' clothing, underwear, haberdashery, and
+notions," interposed McAllister gravely.
+
+Wilkins swayed in his seat and grew purple around the gills.
+
+"Oh, Mr. Wilkins!" cried Abby, "what's the matter? You will burst! Take
+a drink of water."
+
+The valet obediently tried to do as she bade him.
+
+"How much is land worth around here?" asked the clubman. "And what do
+you raise?"
+
+Miss Higgins looked at him suspiciously.
+
+"We raise pertaters, some corn and oats, and get a purty fair apple crop
+in the autumn."
+
+"Must have been hard work clearing the farm," added McAllister, "if one
+can judge by the piles of stones."
+
+"Work? I guess 'twas work!" sniffed Miss Higgins. "You travellin' men
+hain't got no idee of what real work is. There ain't a stone in the
+nineteen acres of farm land. Henery picked 'em all up by hand."
+
+"Are you Abby's guardian?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Yes," said Miss Higgins. "I'm all the folks she's got, except Moses,
+down to Portsmouth, and a lot of good he is with that wife he's got!"
+
+Wilkins now asked awkwardly to be excused.
+
+"That friend of yourn seems to be a dummy!" remarked Miss Higgins after
+the valet had disappeared.
+
+"He isn't much in the social line," admitted his master. "But he knows
+his business."
+
+"I'm goin' out to show Mr. Wilkins the beehive," cried Abby, slipping
+down from her chair. "Come right along, won't you?"
+
+"I'll be there in just a minute," said McAllister.
+
+Abby grabbed up her sunbonnet and ran skipping out of the kitchen.
+
+"She's a dear little girl," said McAllister. "I hope she'll have a
+chance to get a good education."
+
+"Education behind a counter in Bangor is all she'll get," answered her
+aunt.
+
+They sat in silence for a moment, and then McAllister, feeling the
+craving induced by habit, drew an Obsequio from his pocket, and asked:
+
+"Do you object to smoking?"
+
+Miss Abby bristled.
+
+"I don't want none o' them se-gars in this house, so long's I'm in it!"
+she exclaimed. "Ain't out-doors good enough for you, without stinkin' up
+the kitchen?"
+
+"I didn't mean any offence," apologized McAllister. "I'll wait till I go
+out, of course."
+
+"One of the devil's tricks!" sniffed Miss Abby.
+
+McAllister, terribly embarrassed, got up and stepped to the window. The
+coffee had been execrable, but a benign influence animated him. Down the
+slope toward the gently flowing Penobscot little Abby was leading
+Wilkins by the hand. The boy-horse kicked his heels in a daisy-flecked
+pasture beyond the barn.
+
+"What did you say the farm was worth?" asked the clubman.
+
+"There's a hundred and eighty-one acres o' woodland, and the cleared
+land just makes two hundred. It ought to be worth eighteen hundred
+dollars."
+
+"I know a man who wants a farm. He says some day all this river front
+will be valuable for a summer resort. I'm authorized to buy for him.
+I'll give you sixteen hundred and fifty. Is it a bargain?"
+
+Miss Abby turned pale.
+
+"Oh, I don't know! It seems dreadful to sell it, after all the years
+Henery put into cleanin' of it up. I was hopin' somehow that maybe I
+could get work on the farm from them as bought it and keep Abby here
+for a while longer."
+
+"That's all right," said McAllister. "My principal is buying it on a
+speculation. You can stay indefinitely."
+
+"How about rent?" asked Miss Abby.
+
+"You can take care of the farm, and he won't charge you any rent."
+
+The terms having been finally arranged to Miss Abby's satisfaction,
+McAllister drew a small check-book from his pocket and filled out a
+voucher for the amount.
+
+"We can sign the papers later," said he with a smile.
+
+Miss Abby took the slip of paper doubtfully.
+
+"How do I know I ain't gettin' cheated?" she asked. "Suppose this should
+turn out to be no good?"
+
+"Then you'd have the farm," said McAllister.
+
+He fumbled in his pocket until he found a clean letter-back and with his
+stylographic pen rapidly wrote the following:
+
+"I hereby give and convey the Henry Higgins farm, heretofore purchased
+by me, to my friend Abigail Martha Higgins, in consideration for much of
+value of which no one knows but myself. In witness whereof I sign my
+name and affix a seal."
+
+He found a used postage-stamp that still had a trifle of gum on its back
+and made use of it as a fragmentary seal.
+
+While in some doubt as to the legal sufficiency of this instrument,
+McAllister felt that its intendment was unmistakable. Having replaced
+his pen, he carefully folded the document and thrust it into his pocket.
+Just at this moment Miss Higgins announced the return of Deacon Brewer,
+who was wheeling slowly into the gate. Toward the orchard McAllister
+could see, as he stepped to the door, little Abby still tugging along
+Wilkins, whose massive and emotionless face was glistening with the
+heat.
+
+"Hit's very 'ot, sir!" he remarked tentatively to his master. "I've been
+to see the 'ives."
+
+"How funny Mr. Wilkins talks!" said Abby. "He told me he knew a boy once
+who got stung, and said the bee _bit 'im in 'is 'ead_! Do all drummers
+talk like that?"
+
+"Drummers!" exclaimed Wilkins.
+
+"Aunt said you were both drummers; I s'pose you left your drums
+somewhere. I don't like 'em; they make too much music. They have them in
+the circus parade in Bangor every year."
+
+"Be you folks ready to start?" inquired Deacon Brewer. "Purty nice view
+of the water from here, ain't they? There's a good well on the place,
+too, and a few boat-loads of manure would give you crops to beat--all.
+Don't know enybody thet wants to speckalate a little in farmin' land, do
+ye? This here is a good, likely place. Reckon you kin buy it cheap."
+
+"Sh-h!" said McAllister, laying his finger on his lips.
+
+"No one sha'n't ever buy this farm," said Abby; "I'm goin' to live here
+always."
+
+"Wall," said the Deacon, "better be movin'. I don't like to keep the
+mare standin' in the sun."
+
+"Are you goin' away?" cried Abby in agonized tones. "You'll come back
+soon, won't you?"
+
+"I hope so, very soon," said McAllister. "Don't you want to show me the
+boy-horse before I start?"
+
+"Oh, yes, yes!" she cried, seizing his hand.
+
+The stout clubman and the little girl walked slowly across the
+grass-grown drive to the daisy field beside the barn, talking busily.
+
+"Your friend's bought this farm," announced Miss Abby to Wilkins.
+
+"'Oly Moses!" ejaculated the valet.
+
+"By gum!" exclaimed the Deacon. "What did he give?"
+
+"Sixteen hundred and fifty dollars."
+
+"Gee!" said the Deacon.
+
+"An' we're to stay on rent-free 's long 's we want!"
+
+"I swan!" commented the pillar of the local Baptist Church. "Some folks
+doos hev luck!"
+
+He went over to adjust a bit of harness.
+
+"It'll keep 'em out o' the poor farm," he muttered. "But, by gosh, thet
+feller must be a fool!"
+
+Over in the daisy field, McAllister, to the wonder of the boy-horse,
+pulled the despised cigar from his pocket, cut off the end, and began to
+smoke with infinite satisfaction.
+
+"What a beautiful, beautiful, lovely ring!" exclaimed Abby joyfully,
+examining with delight the embossed paper of red and gold.
+
+"Do you remember about the lonely man who lived in the big white house I
+told you of?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Of course I do," sighed Abby. "Poor man! he was so good, and nobody
+loved him."
+
+"Do you love him?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Dear man! I love him, all my heart!" cried the child.
+
+"Then the man is very, very happy," said McAllister softly.
+
+Overhead a single black crow, wheeling out of a stumpy pine, circled to
+investigate this strange love-scene. Satisfied of its propriety, he
+cawed loudly and resettled himself upon the shaking topmost bough.
+
+McAllister drew the golden band from his cigar and took the folded paper
+from his pocket.
+
+"Here's a love-letter," said he. "Your aunt will read it for you when
+I've gone."
+
+Abby took it sadly.
+
+"Now hold up your left hand," said McAllister, smiling. As he slipped
+the paper circle over her fourth finger he said gravely:
+
+"'With this ring I thee wed, and with all my worldly goods I thee
+endow.' Give me a kiss."
+
+She did so, in wonder.
+
+"Now we are married," said he.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Jailbird
+
+
+I
+
+Now it had come, he was not quite sure that he wanted it. For a moment
+he longed to go back and join the men marching away to the shoe-shop.
+Inside those walls he had never had to think of what he should eat or
+drink, or wherewithal he should be clothed.
+
+Over against the gray parapet echoed the buzzing of the electric cars, a
+strange sound to ears accustomed only to the tramp of marching feet, the
+harsh voices of wardens, and the clang of iron doors. Below him the
+harbor waves danced and sparkled, ferry-boats rushed from shore to
+shore, big ships moved slowly toward the distant islands and the still
+more distant sea, while near at hand the busy street flowed like a
+river, which he was compelled to swim but in which he already felt the
+millstone of his past dragging him down.
+
+His heart sank as he asked himself what life could hold for him. How
+often, sitting on his prison bed with his head in his hands, he had
+pictured joyously the present moment! Now he felt like a child who has
+lost its parent's hand in the passing throng.
+
+There had been a day, the year before, when his old mother's letter had
+not come, and, instead, only a line of stereotyped consolation from the
+country pastor to the village ne'er-do-well. No one had seen him choke
+over his bowl of soup and bread, or noticed the tears that trickled down
+upon the shoe-leather in his hand. She had been the only one who had
+ever written to him. There was nothing now to take him back to the
+little cluster of white cottages among the hills where he was born.
+
+As he stood there alone facing the world, he yearned to throw himself
+once more upon his cot and weep against its iron bars--for three years
+the only arms outstretched to comfort him.
+
+
+II
+
+The Judge concluded his charge with the usual, "I leave the case with
+you, gentlemen," and the jury, collecting their miscellaneous garments,
+slowly retired. Leary, the County Detective assigned to "Part One,"
+pushed an indictment across the desk, whispering:
+
+"Try _him_; he's a _short_ one," for it was getting late, and the
+afternoon sun was already gilding the dingy cornices of the big
+court-room, now almost deserted save by a lounger or two half asleep on
+the benches.
+
+"People against Graham," called Dockbridge, the youthful deputy
+assistant district attorney.
+
+"Fill the box!" shouted the clerk. "James Graham to the bar!" and
+another dozen "good men and true" answered to their names and settled
+themselves comfortably in their places.
+
+At the rear the door from the pen opened and the prisoner entered,
+escorted by an officer. He walked stolidly around the room, passed
+through the gate held open for him, and took his seat at the table
+reserved for the defendant and his attorney. There appeared, however, to
+be no lawyer to represent him.
+
+"Have you counsel?" casually inquired the clerk.
+
+"No," answered the prisoner.
+
+"Mr. Crookshanks, please look after the rights of this defendant,"
+directed the Judge.
+
+The prisoner, a thick-set man of medium height, half rose from his seat,
+and, turning toward the weazened little lawyer, shook his head rather
+impatiently. It was obvious that they were not strangers. After a
+whispered conversation Crookshanks stepped forward and addressed the
+Court.
+
+"The defendant declines counsel, and stands upon his constitutional
+right to defend himself," he said apologetically.
+
+There was a slight lifting of heads among the jury, and a few sharp
+glances in the direction of the prisoner, which seemed in no wise to
+disconcert him.
+
+"Very well, then; proceed," ordered the Court.
+
+The prosecutor rapidly outlined his case--one of simple "larceny from
+the person." The People would show that the defendant had taken a wallet
+from the pocket of the complaining witness. He had been caught _in
+flagrante delicto_. There were several eye-witnesses. The case would
+occupy but a few moments, unless, to be sure, the prisoner had some
+witnesses. The young assistant, who seemed slightly nervous at the
+unusual prospect of conducting a trial against a lawyerless defendant
+(savoring as it did of a hand-to-hand combat in the days of trial by
+battle), started to comment upon the novelty of the situation, gave it
+up, and to cover his retreat called his first witness.
+
+Dockbridge was very young indeed. He was undergoing the process of being
+"whipped into shape" by the Judge, a kind but unrelenting observer of
+all the technicalities of the criminal branch, and this was one of his
+first cases. He could work up a pretty fair argument in his office, but
+he now felt his inexperience and began to wish it was time to adjourn,
+or that his senior, "Colonel Bob," the stout Nestor of Part One, whose
+long practice made him ready for any emergency, would return. But
+"Colonel Bob" could have proved an excellent alibi at that moment, and
+the battle had to be fought out alone.
+
+The prisoner, meanwhile, was sitting calm but vigilant, pen in hand. His
+face, square and strong, with firmly marked mouth and chin, showed no
+sign of emotion, but under their heavy brows his black eyes played
+uneasily between the Court and jury. Evidently not more than thirty
+years of age, his attitude and expression showed intelligence and alert
+capacity.
+
+"Go on, Mr. District Attorney," again admonished the Judge; and
+Dockbridge, pulling himself together, commenced to examine the
+complainant.
+
+The prisoner was now straining eye and ear to catch every look and word
+from the witness-stand. Hardly had the complainant opened his mouth
+before the defendant had objected to the answer, the objection had been
+sustained, and the reply stricken out. He continued to object from time
+to time, and his points were so well taken that he dominated not only
+the examination but the witness as well, and the jury presently found
+themselves listening to a cross-examination as skilfully conducted as
+if by a trained practitioner.
+
+But, although the defendant showed himself a better lawyer than his
+adversary, it was apparent that his battle was a losing one. Point after
+point he contested stubbornly, yet the case loomed clear against him.
+
+The People having "rested," the defendant announced that he had no
+witnesses, and would go to the jury on the evidence, or, rather "failure
+of evidence," as he put it, of the prosecution. It was done with great
+adroitness, and none of the jury perceived that, by refusing to accept
+counsel, he had made it impossible to take the stand in his own behalf,
+and had thus escaped the necessity of subjecting himself to
+cross-examination as to his past career.
+
+If the spectators had expected a piteous appeal for mercy or a burst of
+prison rhetoric, they were disappointed. The prisoner summed his case up
+carefully, arguing that there was a reasonable doubt upon the evidence
+to which he was entitled; begged the jury not to condemn him merely
+because he appeared before them as one charged with a crime; appealed to
+them for justice; and at the close, for the first time forgetting the
+proprieties of the situation, exclaimed, "I did not do it, gentlemen! I
+did not do it! There is an absolute failure of proof! You cannot find
+that I took the purse from the old gentleman on such evidence! It is all
+a lie!"
+
+It was his one false touch. To raise the issue of veracity is usually a
+mistake on the part of a defendant, and the defiant look in Graham's
+eyes might well have suggested conscious guilt.
+
+As he paused for a moment after this concluding sentence, an Italian
+band came marching down Centre Street playing the dead march. Some
+patriot was being borne to his last sleep in an alien land. Outside the
+court-house it paused for a moment with one melancholy crash of funeral
+chords. It seemed a vibrant echo of the discord of his own fruitless
+life. At the same moment a ray from the red sun setting over the Tombs
+fell upon the prisoner's face.
+
+Dockbridge summed the case up in the stock fashion, and then for half an
+hour the Judge addressed the jury in a calm and dispassionate analysis
+of the evidence, not hesitating to compare the abilities of the
+prosecutor and prisoner to the disadvantage of the former, saying in
+this respect: "Neither must you be influenced by any feeling of
+admiration at the capacity shown by this defendant to conduct his own
+case. If he has appeared more than a match for the prosecution, it must
+not affect the weight which you give to the evidence against him."
+
+"More than a match for the prosecution!" That had been rather rough, to
+be sure, and the fifth juror had looked at Dockbridge and grinned.
+
+The jury filed out, the prisoner was led back to the pen, the Judge
+vanished into his chambers, and the prosecutor, his feet on the counsel
+table, lit a cigar and indulged in retrospection. The benches were
+deserted. There was no one but himself left in the court-room. Usually,
+when a jury retired, there was some mother or wife or daughter, with her
+handkerchief to her eyes, waiting for them to come back, but this fellow
+had none such. He had fought alone. Well, damn him, he deserved to! But
+who the deuce was he? It had been clever on his part not to take the
+stand. Strange to be trying a man you had never seen before--of whom you
+knew nothing, who had merely side-stepped into your life and would soon
+back out of it. "Poor devil!" thought the deputy as he lit another
+Perfecto.
+
+Now the jury, as juries sometimes do, wanted to talk and had a consuming
+desire to smoke, so they both smoked and talked; and when O'Reilly came
+to turn on the lights in the court-room, they were still out, and
+Dockbridge had fallen fast asleep.
+
+
+III
+
+At half past ten o'clock the big court-room still remained almost empty.
+Inside the rail the clerk and the stenographer, having returned from a
+short visit to Tom Foley's saloon across the way, were languidly
+discussing the condition of the stock-market. A nebulous illumination in
+the vastness above only served to increase the shadowy dimness of the
+room. The talk of the pair made a scarcely audible whisper in the great
+silence. Outside, an electric car could be heard at intervals; within,
+only the slam of iron doors, subdued by distance, echoed through the
+corridors.
+
+Dockbridge had awakened, and, lounging before his table, was trying to
+get up a case for the morrow. The Judge had gone home for dinner. One by
+one the court attendants had strayed away, coming back to push open the
+heavy door, and, after a furtive glance at the empty bench, as silently
+to depart.
+
+Below in the stifling pen, alone behind the bars, James Graham sat
+staring vacantly at the stained cement floor. A savage rage surged
+through him. Curse them! That infernal Judge had not given him half a
+chance. Once more he recalled that day when he had stepped out into the
+sunlight a free man. Again he saw his iron bed, his cobbling bench, his
+coarse food, his hated stripes. He choked at the thought of them. Only
+two months before he had been at liberty. Think of it! Good clothes,
+good food, pleasure! God, what a fool! A dull pain worked through his
+body; he remembered that he had not eaten since seven that morning.
+
+Outside in the corridor the keeper was smoking a cigar. The fumes of it
+drifted in and mingled with the stench of the pen. It almost nauseated
+him. He leaned his head against the wall and closed his eyes. The act
+brought rushing back the memories of his childhood, and of how, every
+night, he would lay his head upon his mother's knee and say, "Have I
+been a good boy to-day?" A sob shook him, and he pressed closer against
+the wall.
+
+A sound of moving feet roused him suddenly. A door swung open, shut
+again, and voices came with a draught of air from the corridor.
+
+The keeper waiting outside stirred and stood up, looking regretfully at
+his cigar.
+
+"Get up there, you!"
+
+The prisoner obeyed perfunctorily, and followed the officer heavily up
+the stairs and down the dirty passage to the court-room. Outside, he
+shrank from entering. Those eyes--those eyes! That hard, pitiless Judge!
+But he was pushed roughly forward. Then his old pugnacity returned; he
+set his teeth, and entered.
+
+He trudged around the room and stopped at the bar before the clerk. On
+his right sat the twelve silent men. On the bench the white-haired Judge
+was gazing at him with sad but penetrating eyes.
+
+It was different from the mellow glow of the afternoon. They were all so
+still--like ghosts--and all around, all about him! He wanted to shout
+out at them, "Speak! for God's sake, speak!" But something stifled him.
+The overwhelming power of the law held him speechless.
+
+The clerk rose without looking at the prisoner.
+
+"Gentlemen of the jury, have you agreed upon a verdict?"
+
+"We have," answered the foreman, rising and standing with his eyes upon
+the floor.
+
+"How say you, do you find the defendant guilty, or not guilty?"
+
+"Guilty of grand larceny in the first degree."
+
+The prisoner involuntarily pressed his hand to his heart. He had
+weathered that blast before and could do so again. Dockbridge gave him a
+look full of pity. Graham hated him for it. That child! That snivelling
+little fool! He wanted none of his sympathy! His breath came faster.
+Must they all look at him? Was that a part of his trial--to be stared
+down? He glared back at them. The room swam, and he saw only the stern
+face on the bench above.
+
+"Name?" broke in the harsh voice of the clerk.
+
+"James Graham."
+
+"Age?"
+
+"Twenty-eight."
+
+"Married, or unmarried?" "Temperate?" came the pitiless questions, all
+answered in a monotone.
+
+"Ever convicted before?"
+
+"No," said the prisoner in a low voice, but the word sounded to him like
+a roaring torrent. Then came once more that awful silence. The dread eye
+of the Judge seared his soul.
+
+"Graham, is that the truth?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Are you quite sure?"
+
+That merciless question! What had that to do with it? Why should he have
+to tell them? That was not his crime. He was ready to suffer for what he
+had done, but not for the past; that was not fair--he had paid for that.
+He must defend himself.
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Swear him," said the Judge.
+
+The officer took up the soiled Bible and started to place it in Graham's
+hand. But the hand dropped from it.
+
+"No, no, I can't!" he faltered; "I can't--I--I--it is no use," he added
+huskily.
+
+"When were you convicted?"
+
+"I served six months for petty larceny in the penitentiary six years
+ago."
+
+"Is that all?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Are you sure?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Quite sure? Think again!"
+
+"Yes, sir," almost inaudibly.
+
+"Swear him."
+
+Again the book was forced toward the unwilling hand, and again it was
+refused.
+
+"Have you no pity--no mercy?" his dark eyes seemed to say. Then they
+gave way to a look of utter hopelessness.
+
+"I served three years in Charlestown for larceny, and was discharged two
+months ago."
+
+"Is that all?"
+
+"O, God! Isn't that enough?" suddenly groaned the prisoner. "No, no; it
+isn't all! It's always been the same old story! Concord, Joliet, Elmira,
+Springfield, Sing Sing, Charlestown--yes, six times. Twelve years. . . .
+I'm a _jailbird_." He laughed harshly and rested wearily against the
+wooden bar.
+
+"Have you anything to say why judgment should not be pronounced against
+you?"
+
+"Your Honor, will you hear me?" Graham choked back a dry sob.
+
+The Judge slightly inclined his head.
+
+"Yes. I'm a jailbird," uttered the prisoner rapidly. "I'm only out two
+months." There was no defiance in his voice now, and his eyes searched
+the face of the Judge, seeking for mercy. "I had a good home--no matter
+where--and a good father and mother. My father died and didn't leave
+anything, and I had to work while my mother kept house. I worked on the
+farm, winter and summer, summer and winter, early and late. I got sick
+of it. I quit the farm and went to the city. I worked hard and did well.
+I learned shorthand, and finally got a job as a court stenographer.
+That's how I know about the rules of evidence. Then I got started wrong,
+and by and by I took a fifty-dollar note and another fellow was sent up
+for it. After that I didn't care. I had a good time--of its kind. It was
+better than a dog's life on the farm, anyway. By and by I got caught,
+and then it was no use. Each time I got out I swore I'd lead an honest
+life. But I couldn't. A convict might as well try to eat stones as to
+find a job. But when I got free this time I made up my mind to starve
+rather than get back again. I meant it, too. I tried hard. It was no use
+in Boston--they're too respectable. All a convict can do there is to get
+a two weeks' job sawing wood. At the end of that time he's supposed to
+be able to take care of himself. I had to give it up and come to New
+York.
+
+"It was August, and I went the rounds of the offices for three weeks,
+looking for work. No one wanted a stenographer, and there was nothing
+else to do that I could find. Once I thought I had something on the
+water-front, but the man changed his mind. A woman told me to go to Dr.
+Westminster, so I went. He was kind enough, said he was very busy, but
+would do all he could for me; that there was a special society for just
+such cases, and he would give me a card. I thanked him, and took the
+card and went to the society. The young woman there gave me two soup
+tickets, and said she would do all she could for me. Next day she
+reported that there was nothing doing just then, but if I could come
+back in about a month they could probably do better. Then she gave me
+another soup ticket. I drank the soup and then I went back to Dr.
+Westminster. He was rather annoyed at seeing me again, and said that he
+had done all that he could, but would bear me in mind; meantime, unless
+I heard from him, it would be no use to call again. I'd lived on soup
+for two days.
+
+"I got a meal by begging on the avenue. Then another woman told me to go
+to Dr. Emberdays, and I went to _him_. By this time I must have been
+looking pretty tough. He said that he would do what he could, and that
+there was a society to which he would give me a line. They asked me a
+devil of a lot of questions, and gave me a flannel undershirt. It made
+me sick! An undershirt in August, when I wanted bread and human
+sympathy!
+
+"It was no use. I gave up parsons and tried the river-front again. I
+didn't get over one meal a day, and my head ached all the time. I heard
+of a job at One Hundred and Sixty-ninth Street, carrying lumber. I got a
+nickel for holding a horse, and went up. It was a gang of niggers. They
+got a dollar a day. The boss was a nigger, too, and didn't want cheap
+white trash. I almost went down on my knees to him, and finally he said
+I might come the next day. I slept in a field under a tree without
+anything to eat that night, and started in at seven the next morning.
+The thermometer went up to ninety-six, and we worked without stopping. I
+had to lug one end of a big stick, with a nigger under the other end,
+one hundred yards, then go back and get another. I got so I didn't know
+what I was doing. At eleven o'clock I fainted, and then I was sick,
+dreadfully sick. At three the boss nigger kicked me and said I had to
+stop faking or I wouldn't get paid, and so I got up and lugged until
+six. But I was so ill I knew it was no use. I couldn't do that kind of
+work.
+
+"It was an awfully hot night. I got off the 'L' at Thirty-fourth Street
+and walked through to the avenue. When I got to the Waldorf I stopped
+and looked in the windows. There were men and women in there, and
+flowers and everything to eat--just what I could eat if I chose. And I
+had been working with niggers, Judge, all day long until I fainted,
+heaving timber. I just stood and waited, and when a chance came to
+snatch a roll of bills I took it. They couldn't catch me. I was good for
+ten of 'em, Judge.
+
+"After that it was easy. I met some of the fellows that had served time
+with me and got back into the old life. Judge, it's no use. I don't
+blame you for what you are going to do, nor I don't blame the jury.
+Anyone could see through the bluff I put up. I'm guilty. I'm a jailbird,
+I say. I'm done. Only I've had no chance, Judge. Give me another; let me
+go back to the farm. I'll go, I swear I will! It'll kill me to go to
+prison. I'm a human being. God meant me to live out of doors, and I've
+spent half of my life inside stone walls. Let me go back to the country.
+I'll go, Judge. I'm a human being. Give me one more chance."
+
+There was no sound when the prisoner stopped speaking. The judge did not
+reply for a full minute. His face wore its habitual look of sadness.
+Then he spoke in a very low tone, but one which was distinctly audible
+in the silence of the court-room.
+
+"Graham, you have read your own sentence. You have confessed that you
+cannot lead an honest life. Your fault is that you will not work. There
+are a thousand farms within a hundred miles, where you could earn a
+livelihood for the asking. Your intelligence is of a high order. By
+ordinary application you could have risen far above your fellows. You
+are a dangerous criminal--all the more dangerous for your ability. You
+almost outwitted the jury, and conducted your own case more ably than
+nine out of ten lawyers would have done. You have ruined your own life,
+and cast away a pearl of price. You have my pity, but I cannot allow it
+to affect my duty. Graham, I sentence you to State Prison for ten
+years."
+
+The prisoner shivered, and covered his face with his hands. Then the
+officer clapped him on the shoulder and pushed him toward the door.
+
+"Gentlemen, you are excused." The Judge bowed to the jury.
+
+"Hear ye! Hear ye!" bawled the attendant: "all persons having business
+with Part One of the General Sessions of the Peace, held in and for the
+County of New York, may now depart. This Court stands adjourned until
+to-morrow morning at half past ten o'clock."
+
+
+
+
+
+
+In the Course of Justice
+
+"The Law is a sort of hocuspocus science that smiles
+in yer face while it picks yer pocket; and the
+glorious uncertainty of it is of mair use to the
+professors than the justice of it."
+
+
+I
+
+A trim, neatly dressed young man, holding in one of his carefully gloved
+hands a bamboo cane, sat upon a bench in Union Square one brilliant
+October morning some ten years ago. All about him swarms of excited
+sparrows chattered and fought among the yellow leaves. A last night's
+carnation languished in his button-hole, and his smoothly shaven
+lantern-jaw and high cheekbones suggested the type of upper Broadway and
+the Tenderloin. In spite of this, the general effect was not unpleasing,
+especially as his sparse curly hair, just turning gray at the temples,
+disclosed a forehead suggestive of more than usual intelligence in a
+face otherwise ordinary. A shadowy, inscrutable smile from time to time
+played upon his features, at one moment making them seem good-naturedly
+sympathetic, at another, sinister. The casual observer would have
+classed him as a student or actor. He was both, and more.
+
+From a large jewelry store across the way presently emerged a diminutive
+messenger-boy carrying a small, square bundle, and turned into Broadway.
+The man on the bench, known to his friends as "Supple Jim," rose
+unobtrusively to his feet. The apostle of Hermes stopped to buy a cent's
+worth of mucilaginous candy from the Italian on the corner, and then,
+whistling loudly, dawdled upon his way. The man followed, manœuvring for
+position, while the boy, now in the chewing stage and struggling
+violently, lingered to inspect a mechanical toy. The supple one
+accomplished a flank movement, approached, touched him on the shoulder,
+and displayed a silver badge beneath his coat.
+
+"Young man, I'm from the Central Office, and need your help. About a
+block from here a feller will come runnin' after you and say they've
+given you the wrong bundle--see? He'll hand you another, and tell you to
+give him the one you've got. He's a crook--'Paddy the Sneak'--old game!
+see?"
+
+The boy was all attention, his jaws motionless.
+
+"Yep!" he replied, his eyes glistening delightedly.
+
+"Well, I'll be right behind you; and when he throws the game into you,
+just pretend you fall to it an' hand him your box. Then I'll make the
+collar. Are you on?"
+
+"Say, that's easy!" grinned the boy.
+
+"Show us what you're good for, then, and I'll have the Inspector send
+you some passes for the theayter."
+
+The boy started on in business-like fashion. As his interlocutor had
+predicted, a hatless "feller" overtook him, breathless, and entered into
+voluble explanation. The messenger exchanged bundles, and then, eyes
+front, continued up the street until the detective should pounce upon
+his victim. For some strange reason no such event took place. At the end
+of the block he cast a furtive glance behind him. Both Paddy and the
+Central Office man had vanished, to dispose in a Bowery pawnshop of the
+fruits of their short hour of toil, dividing between them one hundred
+and sixty dollars as the equivalent of the diamond stud which the box
+had contained.
+
+Half an hour later, drawn by a fascination which he found irresistible,
+the hero of this legal memoir took a car to the Criminal Courts
+Building, and made his way to the General Sessions.
+
+"Forgot my subpœna, Cap'n. I'm a witness. Just let me in, please!" he
+said, with a smile of easy good-nature.
+
+Old Flaherty, the superannuated door-keeper, known as The Eagle, eyed
+the young man suspiciously for a moment, and then, grumbling, allowed
+him to enter the court-room. The thief who had so easily secured
+admittance, fought his way persistently through the throng, elbowed by
+the gruff officer at the inner gate, and selecting the best seat on the
+front bench, compelled its earlier occupants to make room for him with a
+calm assurance and matter-of-course superiority which they had not the
+courage to oppose.
+
+Supple Jim listened with interest to the call of the calendar. A few
+lawyers, with their witnesses, whose cases had gone over until the
+morrow, struggled out through the crush at the door, with no perceptible
+diminution in the throng within. The clerk prepared to call the roll of
+the jury.
+
+"Trial jurors in the case of 'The People against Richard Monohan,'
+please answer to your names."
+
+The twelve, in varying keys, had all replied; the trial was "on" again,
+having been interrupted, evidently, by the adjournment of the afternoon
+before. A venerable complainant now resumed the story of how two young
+men, whose acquaintance he had made in a saloon the previous Sunday
+evening, had followed him into the street, assaulted him on his way home
+and robbed him of his ring. He positively identified the prisoner as
+the one who had wrenched it from his finger.
+
+Next, an officer testified to having arrested the defendant upon the old
+gentleman's description, and to having found in his pocket a pawn-ticket
+calling for the ring in question.
+
+The case, in the vernacular of the courts, was "dead open and shut."
+
+The People "rested," and the defendant, a miserable specimen of those
+wretched beings that constitute the penumbra of crime, took the stand.
+His defence was absurd. He denied ever before having seen his accuser,
+had not been in the saloon, had not taken the ring, had not pawned it,
+had bought the ticket from a man on the corner who, he remembered, had
+told him he was getting a bargain at three dollars. He could not
+describe this "man," or account for his own whereabouts on the evening
+in question. He had been drunk at the time. It was a story as old as
+theft itself.
+
+The prosecutor winked at the jury, and the Judge once more summoned the
+apostolic-looking complainant to the chair.
+
+"You realize, sir, the terrible consequences to this young man should
+you be mistaken? Are you quite sure that he is one of the persons who
+robbed you?" he inquired with becoming gravity.
+
+The witness raised himself by his cane, and stepping down to where the
+prisoner sat, gazed searchingly into his stolid face.
+
+"God knows," said he, "I wouldn't harm a hair of his head. But by all
+that's holy, I swear he's the man who took my ring."
+
+A wave of interest passed over the assembled attorneys. That was
+business for you! No use to cross-examine an old fellow like _him_.
+There was a great nodding of heads and shuffling of feet.
+
+"Do you think you could identify your other assailant if you should see
+him?" continued the judge.
+
+"I'm sure of it," calmly replied the witness.
+
+"Very well, sir," continued his Honor; "see if you can do so."
+
+Half of the audience moved uneasily, and glanced longingly toward the
+closed means of exit. A woman tittered hysterically. The witness slowly
+descended, and, escorted by a policeman, began his inspection,
+scrutinizing each face with care. Quietly he moved along the first
+bench, and then, gently shaking his head, along the second. The interest
+became breathless. A sigh of relief rippled along the settees after him.
+The only spectator unmoved by what was taking place was Supple Jim, who
+smiled genially at the old gentleman as the latter glanced at him and
+passed on. Four rows--five rows--six rows--seven rows. At last there
+was but one bench left, and the excitement reached the point of
+ebullition. Would he find him? Were they going to be disappointed after
+all? Only half a bench left! Only two men left! Ah! what was that?
+People shoved one another in the back, craning their heads to see what
+was doing in the distant corner where the complainant stood. Suddenly
+the searcher faced the Judge, and, pointing to the last occupant of the
+rear settee, announced with conviction:
+
+"Your Honor, _this_ is the other man!"
+
+A murmur travelled rapidly around the court-room. Honors were even
+between a Judge who could thus unerringly divine the presence of a
+malefactor and a patriarch who, out of so great a multitude, was able
+unhesitatingly to pick out a midnight assailant.
+
+The "criminal" attorneys whispered among themselves: "Well, say! what do
+you think of that! All right, eh? Well, I guess! Well, say!"
+
+This picturesque digression concluded, interest again centred in the
+defendant, of whose ultimate conviction there could no longer be any
+doubt.
+
+Not that the identification of the accomplice had any real significance,
+since the man so ostentatiously picked out by the patriarch in court had
+been caught red-handed at the time of the robbery within a block of the
+saloon, was already under indictment as a co-defendant, and being out
+on bail had merely been brought in under a bench warrant and placed
+among the spectators. But the performance had a distinct dramatic value,
+and the jury could not be blamed for making the natural deduction that
+if the complainant was right as regards the one, _ipso facto_ he must be
+as to the other. That the complainant had already identified him at the
+police-station and at the Tombs seemed a matter of small importance. The
+point was, apparently, that the old fellow had a good memory, and one
+upon which the jury could safely rely.
+
+The Judge charged the law, and the jury retired, returning almost
+immediately with a verdict of "Guilty of robbery in the first degree."
+
+The prisoner at the bar swayed for an instant, steadied himself, and
+stood clinging to the rail, while his counsel made the usual motions for
+a new trial and in arrest of judgment.
+
+"Clear the box! Clear the box!" shouted the clerk, and the jury, their
+duty comfortably discharged, filed slowly out.
+
+The court-room rapidly emptied itself into the corridors. Supple Jim
+waited on the steps of the building until a young woman, carrying a
+baby, came wearily out, and, as she passed, thrust a roll of bills into
+her hand.
+
+"Your feller's been _done dirt_!" he growled. "Take that, and put it
+out of sight. Don't give it to any _lawyer_, now! You'll need it
+yourself." Then he sprang lightly upon the rear platform of a surface
+car as it whizzed by, and vanished from her astonished gaze.
+
+Thus was an innocent man convicted, while crime triumphant played the
+part of benefactor.
+
+
+II
+
+The next morning Supple Jim, sitting in the warm sunshine in the
+bay-window of his favorite restaurant, lazily finished a hearty
+breakfast of ham and eggs, glancing casually, meanwhile, at the morning
+paper which lay open before him. At a respectful distance his attendant
+awaited the moment when this important guest should snap his fingers,
+demand his damage, and call for a Carolina Perfecto. These would be
+forthcoming with alacrity, for Mr. James Hawkins was more of an autocrat
+on Fourteenth Street than a Pittsburg oil magnate at the Waldorf. Just
+now the Supple James was reading with keen enjoyment how, the day
+before, a quick-witted old gentleman had brought a malefactor to
+justice. At one of the paragraphs he broke into a gentle laugh, perusing
+it again and again, apparently with intense enjoyment.
+
+Had ever such a farce been enacted in the course of justice! He tossed
+away the paper and swore softly. Of course, the only thing that had
+rendered such a situation possible at all was the fact that the aged
+Farlan was a superlative old ass. To hear him tell his yarn on the
+stand, you would have thought that it gave him positive pain to testify
+against a fellow being. Did you ever see such white hair and such a big
+white beard? Why, he looked like Dowie or Moses, or some of those
+fellows. When Jim had tripped him up and slipped off the ring, the old
+chap had already swallowed half a dozen "County Antrims," and wasn't in
+a condition to remember anything or anybody. The idea of his going so
+piously into court and swearing the thing on to Monohan; it gave you the
+creeps! A fellow might go to "the chair" as easy as not, in just the
+same way. Of course, Jim had not intended to get the young greenhorn
+into any trouble when he had sold him the pawn-ticket. He had been just
+an easy mark. And when the police had arrested him and found the ticket
+in his pocket, there was not any call for Jim to set them straight. That
+was just Monohan's luck, curse him! Let him look out for himself.
+
+But to see the patriarch carefully forging the shackles upon the wrong
+man, had filled Jim with a wondering and ecstatic bewilderment. The
+stars in their courses had seemed warring in his behalf.
+
+Think of it! That fellow Monohan could get twenty years! It made him
+mad, this infernal conspiracy, as it seemed to him, between judges and
+prosecutors. It mattered little, apparently, whether they got the right
+man or not, so long as they got someone! What business had they to go
+and convict a fellow who was innocent, and put him, "Jim," the cleverest
+"gun" in the profession, in such a position? He wondered if folks in
+other lines of business had so many problems to face. The stupidity of
+witnesses and the trickery of lawyers was almost beyond belief. It was a
+perennial contest, not only of wit against wit, strategy against
+strategy, but, worst of all, of wit against impenetrable dulness. Why,
+if people were going to be so careless about swearing a man's liberty
+away, it was time to "get on the level." You might be nailed any time by
+mistake, and then your record would make any defence impossible. You had
+the right to demand common honesty, or, at least, _intelligence_, on the
+part of the prosecution.
+
+But the main question was, What was going to become of Monohan? Well,
+the boy was convicted, and that was the end of it. It was quite clear to
+Jim that, had he been victimized in the same way, no one would have
+bothered about it at all. It was simply the fortune of war.
+
+But twenty years! His own pitiful aggregate of six, with vacations in
+between, as it were, looked infinitesimal beside that awful burial
+alive. He'd be fifty when he came out--if he ever came out! Sometimes
+they died like flies in a hot summer. And then there was always
+Dannemora--worst of all, Dannemora! It would kill _him_ to go back. He
+couldn't live away from the main stem _now_. Why, he hadn't been in
+_stir_ for five years. All his prison traits, the gait, the hunch, were
+effaced--gone completely. His brows contracted in a sharp frown.
+
+"What's the use?" he muttered as he rose to go. "He ain't worth it! I
+can stake his wife and kids till his time's up! But, God! _I_ could
+never go back!"
+
+Yet the same irresistible force which had directed him to the court-room
+the day before, now led him to the Grand Central Station. Like one
+walking in a dream, he bought a ticket and took the noon train alone to
+Ossining.
+
+Following a path that led him quickly to a hill above the town not far
+from the prison walls, he threw himself at full length beside a bowlder,
+and gazed upon the familiar outlook. Across the broad, shining river lay
+the dreamy blue hills he had so often watched while working at his
+brushes. Here and there a small boat skimmed down the stream before the
+same fresh breeze that sent the red and brown leaves fluttering along
+the grass. The sunlight touched everything with enchantment, the cool
+autumn air was an intoxicant--it was the Golden Age again. No, not the
+Golden Age! Just below, two hundred yards away, he noticed for the first
+time a group of men in stripes breaking stones. Some were kneeling, some
+crouching upon their haunches. They worked in silence, cracking one
+stone after another and making little piles of the fragments. At the
+distance of only a few feet two guards leaned upon their loaded rifles.
+Jim shut his eyes.
+
+
+III
+
+The day of sentence came. Once more Jim found himself in the stifling
+court. He saw Monohan brought to the bar, and watched as he waited
+listlessly for those few terrible words. The Court listened with grim
+patience to the lawyer's perfunctory appeal for mercy, and then, as the
+latter concluded, addressed the prisoner with asperity.
+
+"Richard Monohan, you have been justly convicted by a jury of your peers
+of robbery in the first degree. The circumstances are such as to entitle
+you to no sympathy from the Court. The evidence is so clear and
+positive, and the complainant's identification of you so perfect, that
+it would have been impossible for a jury to reach any other verdict.
+Under the law you might be punished by a term of twenty years, but I
+shall be merciful to you. The sentence of the Court is--" here the Judge
+adjusted his spectacles, and scribbled something in a book--"that you be
+confined in State Prison for a period of _not less than ten nor more
+than fifteen years_."
+
+Monohan staggered and turned white.
+
+The whole crowded court-room gasped aloud.
+
+"Come on there!" growled the attendant to his prisoner. But suddenly
+there was a quick movement in the centre of the room, and a man sprang
+to his feet.
+
+"Stop!" he shouted. "Stop! There's been a mistake! You've convicted the
+wrong man! _I_ stole that ring!"
+
+"Keep your seats! Keep your seats!" bellowed the court officers as the
+spectators rose impulsively to their feet.
+
+Those who had been present at the trial two days before were all
+positive _now_ that they had never taken any stock in the old
+gentleman's identification.
+
+"Silence! Silence in the court!" shouted the Captain pounding vigorously
+with a paper-weight.
+
+"What's all this?" sternly demanded the Judge. "Do you claim that _you_
+robbed the complainant in this case? Impossible!"
+
+"Not a bit, yer 'Onor!" replied Jim in clarion tones. "You've nailed the
+wrong man, that's all. I took the ring, pawned it for five dollars, and
+sold the ticket to Monohan on the corner. I can't stand for his gettin'
+any fifteen years," he concluded, glancing expectantly at the
+spectators.
+
+A ripple of applause followed this declaration.
+
+"Hm!" commented his Honor. "How about the co-defendant in the case,
+identified here in the court-room? Do you exonerate _him_ as well?"
+
+"I've nothin' to do with _him_," answered Jim calmly. "I've got enough
+troubles of my own without shouldering any more. Only Monohan didn't
+have any hand in the job. You've got the boot on the wrong foot!"
+
+Young Mr. Dockbridge, the Deputy Assistant District Attorney, now
+asserted himself.
+
+"This is all very well," said he with interest, "but we must have it in
+the proper form. If your Honor will warn this person of his rights, and
+administer the oath, the stenographer may take his confession and make
+it a part of the record."
+
+Jim was accordingly sworn, and informed that whatever he was about to
+say must be "without fear or hope of reward," and might be used as
+evidence against him thereafter.
+
+In the ingenious and exhaustive interrogation which followed, the Judge,
+a noted cross-examiner, only succeeded in establishing beyond
+peradventure that Jim was telling nothing but the truth, and that
+Monohan was, in fact, entirely innocent. He therefore consented,
+somewhat ungraciously, to having the latter's conviction set aside and
+to his immediate discharge.
+
+"As for _this_ man," said he, "commit him to the Tombs pending his
+indictment by the Grand Jury, and see to it, Mr. District Attorney," he
+added with significance, "that he be brought before _me_ for sentence."
+
+Out into the balconies of the court-house swarmed the mob. Monohan had
+disappeared with his wife and child, not even pausing to thank his
+benefactor. It was enough for him that he had escaped from the meshes of
+the terrible net in which he had been entangled.
+
+From mouth to mouth sprang the wonderful story. It was shouted from one
+corridor to another, and from elevator to elevator. Like a wireless it
+flew to the District Attorney's office, the reporters' room, the
+Coroner's Court, over the bridge to the Tombs, across Centre Street into
+Tom Foley's, to Pontin's, to the Elm Castle, up Broadway, across to the
+Bowery, over to the Rialto, along the Tenderloin; it flashed to thieves
+in the act of picking pockets, and they paused; to "second-story men"
+plotting in saloons, and held them speechless; the "moll-buzzers" heard
+it; the "con" men caught it; the "britch men" passed it on. In an hour
+the whole under-world knew that Supple Jim had squealed on himself, had
+taken his dose to save a pal, had anteed his last chip, had "chucked the
+game."
+
+
+IV
+
+Three long months had passed, during which Jim had lain in the Tombs.
+For a day or two the newspapers had given him considerable notoriety. A
+few sentimental women had sent him flowers of greater or less fragrance,
+with more or less grammatical expressions of admiration; then the dull
+drag of prison-time had begun, broken only by the daily visit of Paddy,
+and the more infrequent consultations with old Crookshanks.
+
+The Grand Jury had promptly found an indictment, but when the District
+Attorney placed the case upon the calendar in order to allow our hero to
+plead guilty, Mr. Crookshanks, Jim's counsel, announced that his client
+had no intention of so doing, and demanded an immediate trial.
+
+Dockbridge, however, now found himself in a situation of singular
+embarrassment, which made action upon his part for the present
+impossible. He was at his wits' end, for the law expressly required that
+no prisoner should be confined longer than two months without trial. And
+each week he was obliged to face the redoubtable Mr. Crookshanks, who
+with much bluster demanded that the case should be disposed of.
+
+Thirteen weeks went by and still Jim lived on prison fare. Soon a
+reporter--an acquaintance of Paddy's--commented upon the fact to his
+city editor. The policy of the paper happening to be against the
+administration, an item appeared among the "Criminal Notes" calling
+attention to the period of time during which Jim had been incarcerated.
+Other papers copied, and scathing editorials followed. In twenty-four
+hours Jim's detention beyond the time regulated by statute for the trial
+of a prisoner without bail had become an issue. The great American
+public, through its representative, the press, clamored to know why the
+wheels of justice had clogged, and the campaign committee of the reform
+party called in a body upon the District Attorney, warning him that an
+election was approaching and inquiring the cause of the "illegal
+proceeding which had been brought to their attention." The editor of the
+_Midnight American_, with his usual impetuosity, threatened a _habeas
+corpus_.
+
+Then the District Attorney sent for the Assistant, and the two had a
+hurried consultation. Finally the chief shook his head, saying: "There's
+no way out of it. You'll have to go to trial at once. Perhaps you can
+secure a plea. We can't afford any more delay. Put it on for to-morrow."
+
+The next day "Part One of the Court of General Sessions of the Peace, in
+and for the County of New York," was crowded to suffocation, for the
+dramatic nature of Jim's act of self-sacrifice had not been forgotten,
+and a keen interest remained in its _denouement_. It was a brilliant
+January noon, and the sun poured through the great windows, casting
+irregular patches of light upon the throng within. High above the crowd
+of lawyers, witnesses, and policemen sat the Judge; below him, the clerk
+and Assistant District Attorney conferred together as to the order in
+which the cases should be tried; to the left reclined a row of
+non-combatants, "district leaders," ex-police magistrates, and a few
+privileged spectators; outside the rail crowded the members of the
+"criminal bar"; while in the main body of the room the benches were
+tightly packed with loafers, "runners" for the attorneys, curious women,
+indignant complainants, and sympathizing friends of the various
+defendants. Here no one was allowed to stand, but nearer the door the
+pressure became too great, and once more an overplus, new-comers,
+lawyers who could not force their way to the front, tardy policemen,
+persons who could not make up their minds to come in and sit down, and
+stragglers generally, formed a solid mass, absolutely blocking the
+entrance, and preventing those outside from getting in or anyone inside
+from getting out.
+
+Around the room the huge pipes of the radiators clicked diligently; full
+steam was on, not a window open.
+
+Jim was called to the bar, the jury sworn, and Dockbridge, with several
+innuendoes reflecting upon the moral character of any man who would
+confess himself a criminal and yet put the county to the expense and
+trouble of a trial, briefly opened the case.
+
+The stenographer who had taken Jim's confession was the first witness.
+He read his notes in full, while Dockbridge nodded with an air of
+finality in the direction of the jury.
+
+"Do you care to cross-examine, Mr. Crookshanks?" he inquired.
+
+The lawyer shook his head.
+
+Jim sat smiling, self-possessed, and silent.
+
+The youthful Assistant, still hoping to wring a plea from the defendant,
+paused and leaned toward the prisoner's counsel.
+
+"Come, come, what's the use?" he suggested benignantly. "Why go through
+all this farce? Let him plead guilty to 'robbery in the second degree.'
+He'll be lucky to get that! It's his only chance."
+
+But upon the lean and withered visage of the veteran Crookshanks
+flickered an inscrutable smile, like that which played upon the features
+of his client.
+
+"Not on your _tin-type_!" he ejaculated.
+
+Dockbridge shrugged his shoulders, hesitated a moment, then glanced a
+trifle uneasily toward the crowd of spectators. Once more he turned in
+the direction of the prisoner.
+
+"Well, I'll let him plead to grand larceny instead of robbery," he said,
+with an air of acting against his better judgment.
+
+Crookshanks grinned sardonically and again shook his head.
+
+"Very well, then," said the prosecutor sternly, "your client will have
+to take the consequences. Call the complainant."
+
+"Daniel Farlan, take the witness' chair."
+
+The crowd in the court-room waited expectantly. The complainant,
+however, did not respond.
+
+"Daniel Farlan! Daniel Farlan!" bawled the officer.
+
+But the venerable Farlan came not. Perchance he was a-sleeping or
+a-hunting.
+
+"If your Honor pleases," announced Dockbridge, "the complainant does not
+answer. I must ask for an adjournment."
+
+But in an instant the old war-horse, Crookshanks, was upon his feet
+snorting for the battle.
+
+"I protest against any such proceeding!" he shouted, his voice trembling
+with well-simulated indignation. "My client is in jeopardy. I insist
+that this trial go on here and now!"
+
+Dockbridge smiled deprecatingly, but the jury and spectators showed
+plainly that they were of Mr. Crookshanks's opinion. The Judge hesitated
+for a moment, but his duty was clear. There was no question but that Jim
+_had_ been put in jeopardy.
+
+"You must go on with the trial, Mr. Dockbridge," he announced
+reluctantly. "The jury has been sworn, and a witness has testified. It
+is too late to stop now."
+
+The Assistant was forced to admit that he had no further evidence at
+hand.
+
+"What!" cried the Judge. "No further evidence! Well, proceed with the
+defence!"
+
+Dockbridge dropped into a chair and mopped his forehead, while the jury
+glanced inquiringly in the direction of the defendant. But now
+Crookshanks, the hero of a hundred legal conflicts, the hope and trust
+of all defenceless criminals, slowly arose and buttoned his threadbare
+frock-coat. He looked the Court full in the eye. The prosecutor he
+ignored.
+
+"If your Honor please," began the old lawyer gently, "I move that the
+Court direct the jury to acquit, on the ground that the People have
+failed to make out a case."
+
+The Assistant jumped to his feet. The spectators stared in amazement at
+the audacity of the request. The Judge's face became a study.
+
+"What do you mean, Mr. Crookshanks?" he exclaimed. "This man is a
+self-confessed criminal. Do you hear, sir, a _self-confessed criminal_."
+
+But the anger of the Court had no terrors for little Crookshanks. He
+waited calmly until the Judge had concluded, smiled deferentially, and
+resumed his remarks, as if the bench were in its usual state of
+placidity.
+
+"I must beg most respectfully to point out to your Honor that the
+Criminal Code provides that the confession of a defendant is not of
+itself enough to warrant his conviction _without additional proof that
+the crime charged has been committed_. May I be pardoned for indicating
+to your Honor that the only evidence in this proceeding against my
+client is his own confession, made, I believe, some time ago, under
+circumstances which were, to say the least, unusual. While I do not
+pretend to doubt the sincerity of his motives on that occasion, or to
+contest at this juncture the question of his moral guilt, the fact
+remains _that there has been no additional proof_ adduced upon any of
+the material points in the case, to wit, that the complainant ever
+existed, ever possessed a ring, or that it was ever taken from him."
+
+He paused, coughed slightly, and, removing from his green bag a folded
+paper, continued: "In addition, it is my duty to inform the Court that a
+person named Farlan left the jurisdiction of this tribunal upon the day
+after Monohan's conviction of the offence for which my client is now on
+trial.
+
+"After such an unfortunate mistake," said Crookshanks with an almost
+imperceptible twinkle in his "jury eye," "he can hardly be expected to
+assist voluntarily in a second prosecution. I hold in my hand his
+affidavit that he has left the State never to return."
+
+The Judge had left his chair and was striding up and down the dais. He
+now turned wrathfully upon poor Dockbridge.
+
+"What do you mean by trying a case before me prepared in such a fashion?
+This is a disgraceful miscarriage of justice! I shall lay the matter
+before the District Attorney in person! Mr. Crookshanks has correctly
+stated the law. I am absolutely compelled to discharge this defendant,
+who, by his own statement, ought to be incarcerated in State Prison!
+I--I--the Court has been hoodwinked! The District Attorney made
+ridiculous! As for you," casting a withering glance upon the prisoner,
+"if I ever have the opportunity, I shall punish you as you deserve!"
+
+Dead silence fell upon the court-room. The clerk arose and cleared his
+throat.
+
+"Mr. Foreman, have you agreed upon a verdict? What say you? Do you find
+the defendant guilty, or not guilty?"
+
+"Not guilty," replied the foreman, somewhat doubtfully.
+
+There was a smothered demonstration in the rear of the court-room. A few
+spectators had the temerity to clap their hands.
+
+"Silence! Silence in the court!" shouted the Captain.
+
+The clerk faced the prisoner.
+
+"James Hawkins, alias James Hawkinson, alias Supple Jim, you are
+discharged."
+
+As our hero stepped from behind the bar, Paddy was the first to grasp
+his hand.
+
+"You're the cleverest boy in New York!" he muttered enthusiastically;
+"and say, Jim," he lowered his voice--could it be with a shade of
+embarrassment?--"you're a hero all right, into the bargain."
+
+"Oh, cut that out!" answered Jim. "Wasn't I playing a sure thing? And
+wasn't it worth three months,--and ten dollars _per_ to the old guy for
+staying over in Jersey,--to put 'em in a hole like that?"
+
+And the two of them, relieved by this evasion of an impending and
+depressing cloud of moral superiority, went out, with others, to get a
+drink.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Maximilian Diamond
+
+
+Dockbridge yawned, threw down his fountain-pen, whirled his chair away
+from the window, through which the afternoon sun was pouring a dazzling
+flood of light, crossed his feet upon the rickety old table whose faded
+green baize was littered with newspapers, law books, copies of
+indictments, and empty cigarette boxes, and idly contemplated the
+graphophone, his latest acquisition. To a stranger, this little office,
+tucked away behind an elevator shaft under the eaves of the Criminal
+Courts Building, might have proved of some interest, filled as it was on
+every side with mementoes of hard-fought cases in the courts below,
+framed copies of forged checks and notes, photographs of streets and
+houses known to fame only by virtue of the tragedies they had witnessed,
+and an uncouth collection of weapons of all varieties from a stiletto
+and long tapering bread knife to the most modern Colt automatic. On the
+bookcase stood an innocent-looking bottle which had once contained
+poison, while above it hung a faded indictment accusing someone long
+since departed of administering its contents to another who did "for a
+long time languish, and languishing did die." An enormous black leather
+lounge, a safe, several chairs, and some pictures of English and
+American jurists completed the contents of the room. Here Dockbridge had
+for five years interviewed his witnesses, prepared his cases, and
+dreamed of establishing a forensic reputation which should later by a
+shower of gold repay him in part for the many tedious hours passed
+within its walls. From the grimy windows he could look down upon the
+court-yard of the Tombs and see the prisoners taking their daily
+exercise, while from the distance came faintly the din and rattle of
+Broadway. An air-shaft which passed through the room communicated in
+some devious manner with the prison pens on the mezzanine floor far
+beneath, and at times strange odors would come floating up bringing
+suggestions of prison fare. On such occasions Dockbridge would throw
+wide both windows, open the transom, and seek refuge in the library.
+
+Taken as a whole, his five years there had been invaluable both from a
+personal and professional point of view. He had found himself from the
+very first day in a sort of huge legal clinic, where hourly he could run
+through the whole gamut of human emotions. It was to him, the embryonic
+advocate, what hospital service is to the surgeon. He was, as it were,
+an intern practising the surgery of the law. And what a multitude of
+cases came there for treatment--every disease of the mind and heart and
+soul! For a year or two he had been racked nervously and emotionally,
+forced from laughter in one moment, to tears the next. Then the mere
+fascination of his trade as prosecutor, the marshalling of evidence, the
+tactics of trials, the thwarting of conspiracies, the analysis of
+motives, the exposure of cunning tricks to liberate the guilty, had so
+possessed his mind that the suffering and sin about him, though keenly
+realized, no longer cost him sleep and peace of mind. And the stories
+that he heard! The mysteries which were unravelled before his very eyes,
+and those deeper mysteries the secrets of which were never revealed, but
+remained sealed in the hearts of those who, rather than disclose them,
+sought sanctuary within prison walls!
+
+How he wished sometimes that he could write--if only a little! Through
+what strange labyrinths of human passion and ingenuity could he conduct
+his readers! Sometimes he tried to scribble the stories down, but the
+words would not come. How could you describe your feelings while trying
+a man for his life, when he sat there at the bar pallid and tense, his
+hands clutching each other until the nails quivered in the flesh; the
+groan of the convicted felon; the wail of the heart-broken mother as
+her son was led away by the officer? He had seen one poor fellow faint
+dead away on hearing his sentence to the living tomb; and had heard a
+murderer laugh when convicted and the day set for his execution.
+Sometimes, in sheer desperation at the thought of losing what he had
+seen and experienced, he would turn on the graphophone and talk into it,
+disconnectedly, by the hour. It usually came out in better shape than
+what he turned off with his pen. If he could only write!
+
+"Dockbridge! Hi, there, Dockbridge!"
+
+The door was kicked open, and the lank figure of one of his associates
+stood before him. His visitor grinned, and removed his pipe.
+
+"Bob'll be up in a minute. Come along to 'Coney.'"
+
+"Don't feel kittenish enough," answered Dockbridge.
+
+"Oh, come on! It'll do you good."
+
+The sound of rapid steps flew up the stairs, and Bob burst into the
+room, almost upsetting the first arrival.
+
+"What are you doing up here in this smelly place?" he inquired. "Got a
+cigarette?"
+
+Dockbridge threw him a package without altering his position.
+
+At this moment the heavily built figure of the chief of staff entered.
+
+"Holding a reception?" he asked good-naturedly.
+
+Bob had slipped behind the owner of the graphophone and was rapidly
+surveying his desk. Suddenly he pounced on a pile of yellow paper, and,
+snatching it up, ran across the room.
+
+"I thought so! He's been writing."
+
+"Here you, Bob, give that back!" cried Dockbridge, springing up. He was
+blocked by the chief of staff.
+
+"Fair play, now. It may be libellous. The censor demands the right of
+inspection."
+
+"Oh, I don't mind if _you_ see it!" said Dockbridge, "only I don't
+intend that cub to snicker over it. It's nothing, anyway."
+
+"'The Maximilian Diamond!'" shouted the thief. "By George, what a
+rippin' title! Full of gore, I bet!"
+
+"You give that back!" growled its owner.
+
+"Gentlemen, allow me to present the well-known author and brilliant
+young literary man, Mr. John Dockbridge, whose picture in four colors is
+soon to appear on the cover of the 'Maiden's Gaslog Companion,'"
+continued Bob. "I read, 'The villain stood with his dagger elevated for
+an instant above the bare breast of his palpitating victim.' My, but
+it's great!"
+
+"You see you'd better read it to us in self-defence," remarked the
+chief of staff. "Go ahead!"
+
+"Promise, and I'll give it back," said Bob, from the door. "Refuse, and
+I send it to the 'American.'"
+
+"It wasn't for publication, anyway," explained Dockbridge.
+
+"Of course not," answered Bob. "We'll pass on it. Perhaps we'll send it
+in for that Five-Thousand-Dollar competition."
+
+"Well, shut up, and I will. Give it here!" Dockbridge recovered the
+manuscript and returned to his armchair. The others disposed themselves
+upon the lounge.
+
+"Oyez! Oyez!" cried Bob. "All persons desiring to hear the great
+American novel, draw near, give your attention and ye shall be heard."
+
+"Keep still!" ordered the chief of staff. "Go ahead, Jack. I'll make him
+shut up."
+
+"Mind you do," said Dockbridge. "It's about that big diamond, you know.
+The story begins in this room."
+
+"Well, begin it," laughed Bob.
+
+His companions pulled his head down on the chief's lap and smothered him
+with a handkerchief.
+
+"Well," said Dockbridge rather sheepishly, "here goes."
+
+
+THE MAXIMILIAN DIAMOND
+
+A stout, jovial-looking person, with reddish hair, sandy complexion, and
+watery blue eyes, stood waiting in my office, his wrist attached by
+means of a nickel-plated handcuff to that of a keeper. My two visitors
+conducted themselves with remarkable unanimity, and with but a single
+motion sank into the chairs I offered.
+
+"Well, what's the trouble?" I inquired genially.
+
+The keeper jerked his thumb in the direction of the other, who grinned
+apologetically and hitched in my direction. Bending toward me, he
+whispered: "I am the victim of one of the most remarkable conspiracies
+in history. My story involves personages of the highest rank, and is
+stranger than one of Dumas' romances. I am a bill-poster."
+
+Not knowing whether he intended to include himself among the illustrious
+persons alluded to, I nodded encouragingly and produced some cigars.
+
+"My name is Riggs," continued the prisoner, as he bit off the end of his
+cigar and expelled it through the window. "Got a match?"
+
+The keeper drew a handful from his pocket. I lit a cigar for myself and
+assumed an attitude of attention.
+
+"My wife is little Flossie Riggs. Don't know her? Why, she dances at
+Proctor's, and all over. I was doing well at my trade, and would have
+been doing better, if it hadn't been for that confounded diamond. It was
+this way. There was a fellow named Tenney, who posted bills with me
+about five years back, and he finally got a job down in the City of
+Mexico with a railroad, and I used to correspond with him.
+
+"Among other things, he told me about a great big diamond that the
+Emperor Maximilian used to wear in the middle of his crown. According to
+Tenney, it was one of the biggest on record. He said that Maximilian was
+so stuck on it that he had it taken out and made into a pendant for the
+Empress Carlotta, and that she used to wear it around at all the court
+functions, and so on. About the same time he took two other diamonds out
+of the crown and made them into finger-rings for himself.
+
+"After a while the Mexicans got tired of having an empire and put
+Maximilian out of business. They stood him and two of his generals up in
+the parade ground at Queretaro and shot 'em. Now when he was stood up to
+get shot he had those two rings on his fingers, and the funny part of it
+was that when the people rushed up to see whether he was dead or not,
+both the rings were gone. Just about that time, while Carlotta was in
+prison, the diamond with the big pendant disappeared too. It weighed
+thirty-three carats. I got all this from Tenney. I don't know where he
+found out about it. But it all happened way back in '67.
+
+"Somehow or other I used to think quite a lot about that diamond--partly
+because I was sorry for Max, who looked to have come out at the small
+end; and there didn't seem to be any occasion for shooting him anyhow,
+that I could see.
+
+"Well, I went on bill-posting, and got a good job with the Hair Restorer
+folks and was doing well, as I said, until one day I happened to take up
+a paper and read that there were two Mexicans out in St. Louis trying to
+sell an enormous diamond, but that the dealers there were all afraid to
+buy it. Finally the police got suspicious, and the Mexicans disappeared.
+Then all of a sudden it came over me that this must be the diamond that
+Tenney had wrote about, for all that it had been lost for nearly forty
+years, and I made up my mind that the Mexicans, having failed in St.
+Louis, would probably come to New York. I knew they had no right to the
+diamond anyway, first because it belonged to Maximilian's heirs, and
+second because it hadn't paid no duty; and I said to myself, 'Next time
+I write to Tenney he will hear something that will make him sit up.' So
+every morning, when I started out with my paste-pot and roll of
+posters, I would keep my eye peeled for the two Mexicans.
+
+"But I didn't hear any more about the diamond for a long time, and I had
+'most forgot all about it, until one day I was plastering up one of
+those yellow-headed Hair Restorer girls in Madison Square, when I saw
+two chaps cross over Twenty-third Street toward the Park. They were the
+very gazeebos I'd been looking for. Both were dark and thin and short,
+and, queerer still, one of them carried a big red case in his hand.
+
+"With my heart rattling against my teeth, I jumped down from the ladder
+and started after them. They hurried along the street until they came to
+a jeweller's on Broadway, about a block from the Square. They went in,
+and I peeked through the window. Presently out they came in a great
+hurry. They still had the red case, and I made a dash for the door and
+rushed in. There was the store-keeper with eyes bulgin' half-way out of
+his head.
+
+"'Say,' says I, 'did those dagoes try to sell you a diamond?'
+
+"'Yes,' says he, 'the biggest I ever saw. They wanted forty thousand
+dollars for it, and I offered them fifteen thousand, but they wouldn't
+take it.'
+
+"I didn't give him time for another word, but turned around and made
+another jump for the door. The Mexicans were almost out of sight, but I
+could still see them walking toward the Fifth Avenue Hotel, and I
+hustled after them tight as I could, picked up two cops on the way down,
+and, just as they were turning in at the entrance, we pounced on 'em.
+
+"'You're under arrest!' I yelled, so excited I didn't really know what I
+was doing. The fellow with the red case dodged back and handed it over
+to a big chap who had joined them. This one didn't appear to want to
+take it, and seemed quite peevish at what was happening. He turned out
+afterward to have been a General Dosbosco of the Haytien Junta. Well,
+the cops grabbed all three of them and collared the leather case. Sure
+enough, so help me--! There inside was the big diamond, and not only
+that, but a necklace with eighteen stones, and two enormous solitaire
+rings. The big stone was yellowish, but the others were pure white,
+sparklin' like one of those electric Pickle signs with fifty-seven
+varieties. By that time the hurry-up wagon had come, and pretty soon the
+whole crew of us, diamonds, Mexicans, cops, paste-pot, and me, were
+clattering to the police-station for fair. There I told 'em all about
+the diamond, and they telephoned over to Colonel Dudley, at the
+Custom-house, and the upshot of the whole matter was that the two
+Mexicans were held on a charge of smuggling diamonds into the United
+States.
+
+"If you don't believe what I tell you," said Riggs, noticing, perhaps, a
+suggestion of incredulity in my face, "just look at these"; and fumbling
+in his pocket, he produced some very soiled and crumpled clippings,
+containing pictures of Maximilian, the Empress Carlotta, and of a very
+large diamond which appeared to be about the size of the "Regent." It
+was then that I dimly remembered reading something of a diamond seizure
+a short time before, and it was with a renewed interest that I listened
+to the continuation of my client's story.
+
+"Well," said Riggs, "that was strange, now, wasn't it?
+
+"You can imagine how I felt when I went home and told little Flossie
+about the diamond; that I was entitled to a fifty per cent. informer's
+reward; how I was going to give up bill-posting and just be her manager,
+and how we could take a bigger flat, and all that; and I thought so much
+about it, and talked so much about it, that I began to feel like I was
+Rockefeller already, which may account in part for what happened
+afterward."
+
+At this point the keeper moved uneasily, and I pushed him another cigar.
+
+"Well," continued Riggs, "I just walked on air that afternoon after
+leaving the Custom-house, and went around blabbing like a poor fool
+about my good luck. On the way home I stopped in to take a drink. There
+were a lot of my acquaintances there, and I had something with most of
+them, and then the first thing I knew everything swam before my eyes. I
+groped my way into the street and started toward home, but I had only
+taken a few steps when a gang of strong-arm men attacked me, knocked me
+down, and robbed me. I struggled to my feet and followed them. They
+turned and attacked me again. I drew my knife, and then everything got
+dark, and the next thing I knew I was in the police-station.
+
+"I'll admit that this part of it does seem a little queer." Riggs
+dropped his voice mysteriously and leaned toward me. "But I have no
+doubt that I was drugged and beaten for the purpose of getting me locked
+up in the Tombs as part of a well-planned scheme. You will see for
+yourself later on.
+
+"Next morning, while I was waiting examination in the prison pen, a man
+came along who said he was a lawyer and would take my case. I said, All
+right, but that he would have to wait for his pay. He laughed, and said
+he guessed there would be no trouble about that; and the next thing I
+knew I was up before the Judge. My lawyer went up and whispered
+something to him, and the magistrate said:
+
+"'Five hundred dollars bail for trial.'
+
+"'Look here,' I spoke up, 'ain't I going to have a chance to tell my
+story?'
+
+"'Keep quiet,' said the lawyer from behind his hand; 'this is just a
+form. You won't never have to be tried. It's just to get you out.'
+
+"So I said nothing, and went back to the pen and waited; and the next
+thing I knew the hurry-up wagon had taken me to the Tombs. I tell you it
+was pretty tough bein' chucked in with a lot of thieves and burglars.
+The bill of fare ain't above par, you know, and the company's worse. I
+sat in my cell and waited and waited for my lawyer to show up, for he
+had said he'd be right over. But he didn't come, and I had to spend the
+night there. Next morning the keeper told me that my lawyer was in the
+counsel-room. So down I went with two niggers, who also had an
+appointment with their lawyers. It's a nasty, unventilated hole, and
+they lock you and the attorneys all in together. Ever been there?"
+
+I shook my head.
+
+"'Well,' says he, 'now have you got a bondsman?'
+
+"'A what?' says I.
+
+"'A bondsman--someone to go bail for you.'
+
+"'No,' I answered, for I knew nothing about such things.
+
+"'What! I thought you told me you had a lot of friends who had money!
+You haven't been trifling with me, have you?'
+
+"I knew I hadn't told him anything of the sort, but I thought that maybe
+he had forgotten; so I said I hadn't any friends who had any money, and
+knew no one to go bail for me.
+
+"'Bad! very bad!' said he. 'You've got to have money to get out. Isn't
+there anyone who owes you money, or haven't you got some _claim_ or
+something?'
+
+"Then all of a sudden it flashed over me about the diamond and my fifty
+per cent. of the reward, and then something in his eye made me think
+again. It seemed to me that I had seen him before somewhere. I couldn't
+remember just where, but the more I hesitated the surer I was. Then it
+came over me that a few days in jail, more or less, made mighty little
+difference when I was going to be a rich man so soon, and I decided I
+had better hang on to what I'd got.
+
+"'No,' said I, 'I ain't got nothin'.'
+
+"'You lie!' says he, growing very red. 'You lie! You've got a claim
+against the United States Government.'
+
+"Then he saw he'd made a break.
+
+"'Why, they all told me you caught a smuggler, or something, and had a
+claim against the Government for a hundred dollars.'
+
+"'A hundred!' I yelled. 'Twenty thousand!'
+
+"'Oh!' said he, 'as much as that? Why, I'll get you out this afternoon.'
+
+"'How?' said I.
+
+"'Well, you will have to assign your claim so I can raise the money on
+it. It's a mere form.'
+
+"But the thought came into my mind, Better stay there ten years than let
+him have the claim; so I said that I didn't understand such things, and
+I'd just wait until I could be tried.
+
+"'Tried?' said he. 'Why, you won't be tried for months.'
+
+"My heart sank right down into my boots.
+
+"'Don't be a fool!' he went on. 'Here you are, sick and in prison, and
+if you don't raise money to get a bondsman you'll stay here a long time.
+You might die. And if you assign that claim to me, I have a pull with
+the Judge and I'll have you out by supper-time.'
+
+"'I guess I'll wait awhile,' said I.
+
+"'Think it over, anyway. Now I tell you what I'll do. To-morrow you go
+up for pleading. You have to say whether you are guilty or not guilty.
+I'll act as your lawyer and see you through that part of it for nothing,
+and then if you still don't want to assign the claim, why, you can do
+as you choose.'
+
+"That seemed fair enough, so I agreed. I spent another night in the
+cells, and next day about thirty of us were taken across the bridge into
+the court-room. One by one we were led up to the bar, and the clerk
+asked us were we guilty or not guilty. The ones that said they were
+guilty went off to Sing Sing or Blackwell's Island. It scared the life
+out of me. I was afraid that I might not be able to say 'not,' and so
+get sent off too, but pretty soon I saw my lawyer.
+
+"'P. Llewellyn Riggs!'
+
+"Up jumped Mr. Lawyer and says, 'Not guilty.'
+
+"'What day?' asked the clerk.
+
+"'The 21st,' says Mr. Lawyer.
+
+"I was dumb for a minute.
+
+"'Look here,' I whispered. 'To-day's only the first--that's three
+weeks.'
+
+"'Keep quiet,' shouted an officer, and gave me a punch in the back.
+
+"'It's all right,' whispered Mr. Lawyer. 'It's only a form.' And they
+hustled me out back to the Tombs.
+
+"I didn't hear anything all that day or the next. It seemed as if I
+should go mad. But at last I was notified that my lawyer was there
+again, and down I went glad enough for the change. By that time I was
+feeling pretty seedy.
+
+"'Well, young man,' said he, 'can we do business?'
+
+"'That depends,' I answered.
+
+"'Come, no fooling, now; if you want to get out, give me an assignment
+of your claim.'
+
+"'Never,' I replied.
+
+"'Then to h---- with you!' he shouted; 'you can rot here alone and try
+your case by yourself, and I hope you'll get twenty years.'
+
+"I almost sank through the floor. Twenty years!"
+
+Riggs had become quite dramatic, and was again leaning forward looking
+me straight in the eyes.
+
+"Well, I stood fast, and he cursed me out and left me, and I began to
+feel that after all maybe I was a fool. I hadn't let my wife know where
+I was, but now I wrote to her, and she came right down and comforted me.
+A brave little woman she is, too. And what was more, she said that a
+nice young lawyer had just moved into our house and had the flat below,
+and she would go and get him.
+
+"So next morning--I had been in there a week--the young lawyer came. I
+liked him from the start. When I told him my first lawyer's name he just
+leaned back and laughed.
+
+"'Old Todd?' he says; 'why, he's the worst robber in the outfit. If he
+had gotten that assignment he'd have let you lie here forever and been
+in Paris by this time. You're a lucky man,' says he.
+
+"Well, I thought so too, and laughed with him.
+
+"'But,' he continued, 'you're in an embarrassing position. You can't get
+out without money, and you can't collect your claim. You'll have to
+assign it to someone. You can't assign it to your wife. That wouldn't be
+valid. Haven't you got some friend?'
+
+"'I'm afraid not,' said I.
+
+"'That's unfortunate,' he remarked, looking out where the window ought
+to be. 'Very unfortunate. I might lend you a couple of hundred myself,'
+he added. 'I will, too!'
+
+"The blood jumped right up in my throat.'
+
+"'God bless you!' said I, 'you're a true friend!'
+
+"He laid his hand on my shoulder.
+
+"'You're in hard luck, old man, but you're going to win out. I'll stand
+by you. Here's a five. I'll go out and get the rest right off.'
+
+"Then all of a sudden I began to feel like a king. I could see myself in
+a new suit, having a bottle up at the Haymarket. I realized that I was a
+twenty-thousand-dollar millionaire. And just to show my chest, I said:
+
+"'Why, you're an honest man and a true friend. You take my claim and go
+and collect it this afternoon,' says I.
+
+"'No,' he hesitated, 'it's too much responsibility. I'll trust you for
+the money and you can pay me afterward.'
+
+"But with that, ass that I was, I fell to begging him to take the claim,
+and saying he must take it, just to show he believed I trusted him; and
+so after a while he reluctantly yielded and filled out a paper, and I
+signed it and got in the warden as a witness, and he rose to go.
+
+"'Well, till this afternoon,' says he.
+
+"'_Au revoir_,' I laughed, 'get yourself a bottle of wine for me,' says
+I. And off he goes.
+
+"As I passed back to the cells, who should I see beside the door but my
+old lawyer.
+
+"I shook my fist in his face.
+
+"'You old robber,' I says, 'we'll see if I can't get along without you!'
+
+"He sneered in my face.
+
+"'Oh, you ---- fool!' says he, 'you poor, poor, ----, ---- fool!'
+
+"Then he was gone. So I went back to the cell, and sang and whistled and
+figured on where I should take my little Flossie for dinner. I waited
+and waited. Six o'clock, and no word. Then I began to get nervous.
+
+"'You poor, poor, ----, ---- fool!'
+
+"The words rang around in my cell. Then something sort of gave inside. I
+knew I'd been robbed, and I yelled and shook the bars of the door and
+tried to get out. I cried for Flossie. The keepers came and told me to
+keep still; but I was plump crazy, and kept on yelling until everything
+got black and I fainted."
+
+"And your lawyer never came back?"
+
+"He never came back!" Riggs exclaimed. "He never came back! I've been
+robbed! I'm a poor ---- fool, just as Todd said I was." Riggs burst into
+maudlin tears.
+
+I gave him what consolation I could, and promised thoroughly to
+investigate his story.
+
+The keeper and Riggs arose in unison, the same urbane smile that had
+previously illuminated the countenance of the latter restored.
+
+"You couldn't manage to let me have a handful of cigars, could you?" he
+whispered. I gave him all I had. His cheek was irresistible. I would
+have given him my watch had he intimated a desire for it.
+
+Then I called up the Custom-house.
+
+"Paid?" came back the voice of the United States District Attorney. "Of
+course not. The claim is worthless until the diamond is sold; and,
+anyway, such an assignment as you describe is invalid under our
+statutes. You had better execute a revocation, however, and place it on
+file here. Yes, I'll look out for the matter."
+
+One day, about a week later, I was informed that Riggs had been
+convicted of assault, and sentenced to a year's imprisonment on
+Blackwell's Island. A jury of his peers had apparently proved less
+credulous than myself.
+
+Many strange epistles from his place of confinement now reached me,
+hinting of terrible abuses, starvation, oppression, extortion. He was
+still the victim of a conspiracy--this time of prison guards and fellow
+convicts. He prayed for an opportunity to lay the facts before the
+authorities. I threw the letters aside. It was clear he possessed a
+powerful imagination, and yet his tale of the discovery of the diamond
+had been absolutely true. Well, let the law take its course.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A year later a jovial-looking person called at my office, and I
+recognized my old friend Riggs in a new brown derby hat and checked
+suit.
+
+After shaking hands warmly, he presented me with a card reading:
+
+ P. LLEWELLYN RIGGS,
+ Private Detective,
+ -- Broadway.
+
+"Yes," he explained in answer to my surprised expression, "I've gone
+into the detective business. My unfortunate conviction is only a sort of
+advertisement, you know, and then I was the victim of an outrageous
+conspiracy!"
+
+"But," said I, "I thought you were going to retire on the proceeds of
+the diamond."
+
+"Why, haven't you heard?" he replied. "I gave my wife an assignment of
+the claim with a power of attorney, and when the diamond was sold she
+ran away."
+
+"Ran away?"
+
+"Yes; she took a friend of mine with her. But I shall find her--just as
+I did the diamond!" He struck a Sherlock Holmes attitude. "By the way,
+if you should ever want any detective work done you'll remember----"
+
+"I am not likely to forget," I answered, "the victim of one of the most
+remarkable conspiracies in history."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Meantime the Mexicans were tried, convicted, and sent to prison. The
+jewels themselves were duly made the subject of condemnation
+proceedings, and whoso peruseth The Federal Reporter for the year 1901
+may read thereof under the title "The United States _vs._ One Diamond
+Pendant and Two Ear-rings." They were, so to speak, tried, properly
+convicted, and sold to the highest bidder. The Mexicans are still
+serving out their time. One turned state's evidence, stating that he was
+a musician and had won the love of a beautiful señorita in the city of
+Mexico who had given him the gems to sell in order that they might have
+money upon which to marry. He also protested that his sweetheart had
+inherited them from her mother.
+
+Inside the cover of the old red case is printed in gold letters:
+
+ LA ESMERALDA.
+
+ F. CAUSER ZIHY & CO., Mexico and Paris.
+
+And a faintly scented piece of violet note-paper lies beneath the double
+lining, containing, in a woman's hand, this:
+
+ The diamond necklace is from Maximilian's crown, the
+ Emperor of Mexico. The centre stone has thirty-three
+ and seven-tenths carats, and the eighteen surrounding
+ it no less than one each. The diamond ring, the stone
+ thereof, was in Maximilian's ring at the time he was
+ shot.
+
+But that is all; there is nothing to tell what hand snatched the jewels
+from the lifeless fingers of the dead Emperor, or who purloined the
+necklace from the royal household.
+
+In a dusty compartment on my desk there lies a brown manila envelope,
+and sometimes, when the day's work is over and I have glanced for the
+last time across the court-yard of the Tombs at the clock tower on the
+New York Life Building, I take it out and idly read the press story of
+the famous diamond. And there rises dimly before me the pathetic scene
+at Queretaro where a brave and good man met his death, and I wonder if
+perchance there is any truth in the superstition that some stones carry
+ill-luck with them. But it is a far cry from the Emperor of Mexico to a
+New York bill-poster.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Dockbridge threw the manuscript on his desk and lit a cigarette.
+
+"Is that all?" asked the lank deputy, stretching himself. "I thought it
+was going to have some sort of a plot."
+
+"It's a pretty good story," said the chief of staff. "Have you really
+got any clippings?"
+
+"I think it's rotten!" remarked Bob.
+
+"Well, it's every word of it true, anyway," muttered Dockbridge.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Extradition
+
+
+I
+
+"Dockbridge," said the District Attorney, coming hurriedly out of his
+office, "I've got to send you to Seattle. We've just located Andrews
+there--Sam Andrews of the Boodle Bank. One of Barney Conville's cases,
+you remember. Here's the Governor's requisition. Barney's down in
+Ecuador, so McGinnis of the Central Office will go out to make the
+arrest; but I must have someone to look after the legal end of it--to
+fight any writ of _habeas corpus_--and handle the extradition
+proceedings. They might get around a mere policeman, so I'm going to ask
+you to attend to it. The trip won't be unpleasant, and the auditor will
+give you a check for your expenses. Remember, now--your job is to _bring
+Andrews back_!"
+
+He handed his assistant a bulky document bedecked with seals and
+ribbons, and closed the door. Dockbridge gazed blankly after his
+energetic chief.
+
+"Oh, certainly, certainly! Don't mention it! _Delighted_, I'm sure!
+Thank you so much!" he exclaimed with polite sarcasm. Then he turned
+ferociously to a silent figure sitting behind the railing. "Sudden, eh?
+Don't even ask me if it's convenient! Exiles me for two months! Just
+drop over to Bombay and buy him a package of cigarettes! Or run across
+to Morocco and pick up Perdicaris, like a good fellow! Don't you regard
+him as a trifle _inconsequent_?"
+
+Conville's side partner McGinnis, a gigantic Irishman with
+extraordinarily long arms and huge hands, climbed disjointedly to his
+feet.
+
+"_In_-consequence, is it, Mister Dockbridge?" The words came in a gentle
+roar from the altitudes of his towering form. "Sure, the
+_in_-consequence of it is that we're to have the pleasure of travellin'
+togither." He looked big enough to swing the little Assistant lightly
+upon one shoulder and stride nimbly across the continent with him.
+
+"An iligant thrip it will be! I'm only regretful I can't take me wife
+along wid me."
+
+Pat's matrimonial troubles were the common property of the entire force.
+The only person totally unconscious of their existence was McGinnis
+himself. His lady, the daughter of fat ex-Detective-Sergeant O'Halloran,
+made one think inevitably of the small bird that travels through life
+roosting on the shoulder of the African buffalo. His domestic life would
+have been one of wild excitement for the average citizen, but McGinnis
+had a blind and unwavering faith in the perfection of his spouse.
+Conceive, however, his surprise when the Assistant District Attorney
+suddenly smote him sharply in the abdomen, and shouted:
+
+"I'll do it!"
+
+"Phwat?" ejaculated Pat.
+
+"Take _my_ wife!"
+
+"Yez have none, ye spalpeen!"
+
+"I'll have one by to-morrow!"
+
+"An' is it Miss Peggy ye mane?"
+
+"No other. The county pays part of the bills. I'll make this my wedding
+trip!"
+
+"God save us, Mr. Dockbridge!" gasped McGinnis. "Ain't he the little
+divel!" he added to himself delightedly.
+
+Peggy had at first opposed strenuously Jack's proposition. The idea of
+going on one's honeymoon with a policeman! Yes, it was all right to
+combine business and pleasure on occasion, but one did not usually
+associate business with marriage--at least she hoped she did not--for
+Jack Dockbridge knew he hadn't a cent, and neither had she. He explained
+guardedly that that was the principal reason in favor of the plan. They
+would have part of their expenses paid.
+
+Peggy, being a New Englander, acknowledged the force of the argument but
+pointed out that there was still the policeman.
+
+Then Dockbridge pictured the West in glowing colors. Why, there were so
+many bad men out there, one actually needed a body-guard. Had she never
+heard of the Nagle case? What, not heard of the Nagle case, and she
+going to marry a lawyer! A newly married pair could not travel alone,
+unprotected.
+
+Peggy said he was a fraud, an unadulterated fraud--an unabashed liar!
+Still, she had those furs that had belonged to her mother. She admitted,
+also, wondering what the Rockies were like. If she did not marry him
+now, how long would he be gone? Six months?
+
+Jack explained that he might be killed by Indians or desperadoes. In
+that case the wisdom of her course would undoubtedly be apparent. She
+could then marry someone else. But that was the reason a policeman would
+be desirable. And then he was only a sort of policeman himself, anyway.
+One more would make little difference. In the end they were married.
+
+
+II
+
+It was a gay little party of three that left Montreal for Vancouver the
+following Saturday. The red-headed Patrick pruned his speech and proved
+himself a most entertaining comrade, as he recounted his adventures in
+securing the return of divers famous criminals under the difficult
+process of extradition. He had brought safely back "Red" McIntosh from
+New Orleans, and Trelawney, the English forger, from Quebec; had
+captured "Strong Arm" Moore in St. Louis, and been an important figure
+in the old Manhattan Bank cases. He insisted on addressing Dockbridge as
+"Judge," and introducing him to all strangers as "me distinguished
+frind, the Disthrick Attorney av Noo York."
+
+There were few passengers for the West, and the triumvirate easily
+became friendly with the conductors, brakemen, and engine hands upon the
+various divisions. The trip itself proved one unalloyed delight. Peggy
+sat for hours spellbound at the windows as the train sang along the
+frozen rails around the ice-bound shores of Superior and through the
+snow-mantled forests of Ontario. Sometimes the three in furs and
+mufflers clung to the reverberating platform of the end car watching
+the diminishing track, or held their breath in the swaying cab as the
+engine thundered through the drifts of Manitoba and Assiniboia toward
+Moose Jaw, Calgary, and the Rockies.
+
+In the monotonous hours across the frozen prairie Peggy learned all the
+mysteries of the throttle, the magic of the reversing gear, the
+pressure-valve and the brakes, and once, when there was a clear track
+for a hundred miles, the driver, with his perspiring brow and frosty
+back, allowed her slender fingers to guide the dangerous steed. For an
+hour he stood behind her as she opened and closed the valve, pulled the
+whistle at his direction, and slackened on the curves. She was
+undeniably pretty. The driver had been stuck on a girl that looked a bit
+like her out on the Edmonton run. He opined loudly that by the time they
+reached Vancouver Peggy could send her along about as well as he could
+himself. He repeated this emphatically, with much blasphemy, to the
+fireman.
+
+Peggy lived in an ecstasy of happiness. At odd moments she perused
+diligently her husband's copy of "Moore on Extradition." She didn't
+intend to be the man of the family--she was too sensible for that--but
+she saw no reason why a woman should not know something about her
+husband's profession, particularly when it was as exciting a one as
+Jack's.
+
+Four days brought them within sight of the mountains, and the next
+morning, when they stopped for water, the whole range of the Canadian
+Rockies lay around and above them, their virgin summits sparkling in the
+winter sun.
+
+"Glad you came, Peg?" shouted Dockbridge, hurling a feather-weight
+snowball in her direction as she stood on the platform in silent wonder
+at the scene.
+
+She answered only with a deep inspiration of the dry, cold air.
+
+"Shure, ain't we all av us?" inquired McGinnis lighting his pipe. "Say,
+this beats th' Bowery. Th' Tenderloin ain't in it wid this. I'd loike to
+camp right here for the rest of me days!"
+
+There was something so unlikely in this, since, apart from the
+mountains, the only visible object in the landscape was a watering-tank,
+that they all laughed.
+
+Up they climbed into the glistening teeth of the divide, clearing at
+last the first Titanic bulwark, now in the darkness of Stygian tunnels,
+now bathed in glittering ether, until, sweeping down past the whole
+magnificent range of the Selkirks, they dropped into the boisterous
+cañon of the Fraser, and knew that their journey was drawing to a close.
+
+The blue shadows of morning melted into the breathless splendor of high
+noon upon the summit of the world, then, reappearing, faded to purple,
+azure, gray, until the blazing sun sank in an iridescent line of burning
+crests. Night fell again, and the stars crowded down upon them like
+myriads of flickering lamps, while the moon swung in and out behind the
+giant peaks.
+
+"Shure, 'tis a sad thing we can't ride in a train, drawin' th' county's
+money foriver!" sighed McGinnis as the sunset died over the foaming
+rapids.
+
+"Ah, but we've work to do, Pat!" answered Peggy. "You mustn't forget Sam
+Andrews and the Boodle Bank. There's fame and fortune waiting for us."
+
+On the run down the coast they held a council of war. Pat was to
+continue on to Seattle and arrest the fugitive, while Jack and Peggy
+hastened to Olympia to secure the Governor's recognition of their
+credentials and his warrant for the deliverance of Andrews to the
+representatives of the State of New York.
+
+The Governor, a short, fat man, with a black beard, proved unexpectedly
+tractable, and not only issued the warrant, but invited them both to
+lunch. It developed that he had graduated from Jack's college. Oh, yes,
+he knew Andrews! Not a bad sort at all. One of those fellows that under
+pressure of circumstances had technically violated the law, but a
+perfect gentleman. Of course he had to honor their requisition, but he
+was really sorry to see such a decent fellow as Andrews placed under
+arrest. He was sure that Sam would take the affair in the proper spirit
+and return with them voluntarily. You must not be too hard on people!
+Everybody committed crime--inadvertently. There were so many statutes
+that you never knew when you were stepping over the line. He frankly
+sympathized with the fugitive, although obliged officially to assist
+them. You could not help feeling that way about a man you always dined
+with at the club. Well, the law was the law. He hoped they would have a
+pleasant trip back. He must return himself to the Council Chamber to a
+blasted hearing--a delegation of confounded Chinese merchants.
+
+They took the train for Seattle, highly elated. They found McGinnis,
+together with the prisoner and his lawyer, awaiting them at The
+Ranier-Grand. Andrews proved to be another stout man, with a brown beard
+and a pair of genial gray eyes. As the Governor had stated, it was clear
+that he was a perfect gentleman. He apologized for bringing his lawyer.
+It was only, they would understand, to make sure that his arrest was
+entirely legal. He had no intention of attempting to retard or thwart
+their purpose in any way. Of course, the whole thing was unfortunate in
+many respects, but that he should be desired in New York to unravel the
+complicated affairs of the bank was only natural. Everything could be
+easily explained, and, in the meantime, the only thing to do was to
+return with them as quickly as possible. Altogether he was very charming
+and entirely convincing. He hoped they would not consider him presuming
+if he suggested that a few days in Seattle would prove interesting to
+them; there was so much that was beautiful in the way of scenery of easy
+access; and in the meantime he could get his affairs in shape a little.
+
+Peggy thought that was a splendid idea. It would be mean to take Mr.
+Andrews away without giving him a chance to say good-by to his friends,
+and she wanted to see Victoria and Esquimault, and Tacoma. While Mr.
+Andrews (in charge of McGinnis) was arranging his business matters, she
+and Jack could do the sights. In the meantime they could all live
+together at the hotel, and no one need know that Mr. Andrews was under
+arrest at all. Jack saw no harm in this, and neither did McGinnis.
+Andrews was politely grateful. It was most kind of them to treat him
+with such courtesy. He hastened to assure them they would not have any
+reason to regret so doing.
+
+Two days passed. The Dockbridges wearied themselves with sight-seeing,
+while Andrews busied himself with arrangements to depart. The favorable
+impression made by the prisoner upon his captors had steadily increased,
+and in a short time they found themselves regarding him in the light of
+a most agreeable companion whom fate had thrown in their way.
+
+"And now for New York!" exclaimed Jack, lighting his cigar, as they sat
+around the dinner-table on the evening of the third day after their
+arrival in Seattle. "How shall we go--Northern Pacific, Union, or The
+Short Line and across on The Rock Island?"
+
+"Divel a bit do I care," answered Pat comfortably from behind an
+enormous Manuel Garcia Extravaganza, tendered him by Mr. Andrews. "Th'
+longer th' better, suits _me_. 'Tis the county pays me, an' I loike
+ridin' in the cars down to th' ground."
+
+"What is the prettiest way, Mr. Andrews?" inquired Peggy, "You know the
+country. Where would we see the most mountains?"
+
+Had it not been for the thick clouds of cigar smoke, they would have
+noticed the flash of Andrews' gray eyes which so quickly died away. He
+hesitated a moment, as if giving the matter the consideration it
+deserved.
+
+"There's practically no choice," he replied at length, knocking the ash
+from his cigar. "They're all lovely at this time of year. The Rock
+Island route is longer, but perhaps it is the more interesting." He
+paused doubtfully, then resumed his cigar.
+
+But Peggy, who at the thought of the trip had become all eagerness, had
+observed his manner.
+
+"You were going to add something, Mr. Andrews; what was it?"
+
+Andrews smiled. "Oh, nothing! I was about to say that if it wasn't such
+a tough journey you might go back by the Northern Montana and connect
+with the Soo. It's a magnificent trip in summer, but I dare say pretty
+cold in winter. Wonderful scenery, though."
+
+"Let's go!" exclaimed Peggy. "That's what we are after--scenery! I don't
+care if it _is_ cold. I've got my furs. Montana, you say? And the Soo?
+That sounds like Indians. What do you say, Jack?"
+
+"Oh, I don't mind!" answered her husband. "Andrews knows best. He's been
+that way. Sure, if you say so."
+
+Andrews hid a smile by lighting another cigar.
+
+[Illustration: He hesitated a moment as if giving the matter the
+consideration it deserved.]
+
+
+III
+
+All day long the snow had been falling steadily in big, fluffy flakes.
+The heavy train ploughed through dense pine-clad ravines, beside
+torrents buried far below the snow, under sheds into whose inky
+blackness the engine plunged as into the bowels of the earth, across
+vibrating trestles, and up grades that seemed never-ending, where the
+driving-wheels slipped and ground ineffectually, then clutched the
+sanded rails and slowly forged onward. For two days it had been thus,
+and from the windows only the gently falling, ever-falling snow met the
+eye. Heavy clouds shrouded the shoulders of the mountains, and the
+gorges between them were choked with mist. And onward, upward, always
+upward groaned the train.
+
+Inside Jack's compartment in the first Pullman sat the four members of
+our party playing cards, now on the best of terms. They had long since
+given up condoling upon the weather, and had settled down to making the
+best of it with cards, chess-board, and books. Between McGinnis and the
+prisoner flowed an unending stream of anecdotes and adventures. It could
+not be denied that the erstwhile bank president was a man of much
+culture and wide reading. He had studied for the bar, and from time to
+time astounded Dockbridge by the acuteness of his mental processes. This
+was the afternoon of the second day, and they were just completing their
+thirteenth rubber of whist.
+
+The snow fell thicker as the light waned; soon the lamps were lighted
+and the shades were drawn. The through passengers on the train were few,
+and the good-natured conductor had adopted the party for the trip.
+
+"We're 'most at the top o' the pass," he remarked, as he paused to
+inspect Jack's hand over his shoulder. "Should ha' made it an hour ago
+but for this blank snow. I never saw it so thick. Too bad you've missed
+the whole range, and to-morrow morning we'll be at Souris, and then
+nothin' but prairie all across Dakota. When you wake up, the
+mountains'll be two hundred miles west of you. Hard luck!"
+
+"My trick," said Andrews. "What's that, conductor? Souris to-morrow
+morning? Any stops to-night?"
+
+"Nope; clear down-hill track all the way. There's a flag station an hour
+beyond the divide--Ferguson's Gulch, and sometimes we stop for water at
+Red River. There's no regular station there, and Jim wants to make up
+time, so I reckon we'll make the run without stoppin'. Are you folks
+ready for dinner?"
+
+The strain on the wheels suddenly relaxed, and it seemed as though the
+whole train sighed with relief. Ahead, the engine gave a succession of
+quick snorts, as if rejoicing at once more reaching a level. The train
+gathered head-way.
+
+"She's over the divide," announced the conductor, taking a bite from the
+plug of tobacco carefully wrapped in his red silk handkerchief. "Now Jim
+can let her run."
+
+"What do you call the divide?" asked Peggy.
+
+"The Lower Kootenay," he answered. "Oh, it's great here in summer!
+Finest thing in Canada, in my opinion."
+
+"In Canada!" exclaimed Dockbridge, with a start. "What do you mean? Are
+we in Canada?"
+
+"You've been in Canada since three o'clock," was the reply. "We cross
+the lower left-hand corner of Alberta--look on the map there in the
+folder. After makin' the divide we drop right back into Montana. They
+couldn't cross the Rockies at this point without leavin' the States for
+a few miles."
+
+The conductor arose and unfolded the map.
+
+"Ye see, here's where we leave Clarke Fork, then we skirt this range,
+turn north, followin' that river there, the north branch of the
+Flathead, and so over the line; then we turn and jam right through the
+range. Two hours from now you'll be back in the old U.S."
+
+Dockbridge had started to his feet and was staring intently at the map.
+It was only too true. They were in Canada. _In Canada!_ And they were
+holding their prisoner without due process of law! The warrant of the
+Governors of New York and Washington were valueless in his Majesty's
+Dominion. Did Andrews know? Jack pretended to study the map before him
+and glanced furtively across the table. Pat was scowling ferociously at
+the cards before him, and Andrews was lighting a cigarette. Apparently
+he had heard nothing--or had paid no attention to what the conductor was
+saying. With his brain in a whirl Dockbridge folded up the time-table
+and handed it back.
+
+"Well, I'm getting ravenous," he remarked.
+
+Just then the porter appeared from the direction of the buffet carrying
+their evening meal.
+
+"Same here," echoed Andrews.
+
+For an hour or more they lingered over the table, Andrews seeming in
+unusually good spirits. Dockbridge ceased to feel any uneasiness. He
+realized how easily he might have been trapped, but no harm was done in
+the present instance, for the minute section of Alberta which they
+traversed offered no opportunities for the securing of any legal process
+by which their prisoner could be released. Again, Andrews had not urged
+the route upon them; that had been Peggy's doing. And, moreover, was he
+not returning with them of his own free-will? No, it was absurd to have
+been so upset at such a trifling matter.
+
+"What do you say to some more whist? You and I'll be partners this time,
+Andrews."
+
+The things were cleared from the table and they began again. The speed
+of the train seemed to have increased, and the cars swayed from side to
+side as they sped down the grade. Peggy raised the shade and looked out.
+The pane was plastered with an ever-changing, kaleidoscopic crust of
+flakes that spat against it, dropped, clogged against the others, and
+sagged downward in a dense mass toward the sash. At the top of the glass
+the storm could be seen whirling down its myriads outside.
+
+"What a night!" she ejaculated, as she pulled down the shade.
+
+At that moment came a prolonged wail from the engine, followed by the
+quick clutch of the brakes. The wheels groaned and creaked, and the
+passengers tossed forward in their seats. Again the whistle shrieked.
+The train, carried onward by its momentum, ground its wheels against the
+brakes which strove to hold them back. Gradually they came to a
+stand-still.
+
+The conductor rushed toward the door, and a brakeman hurried through
+with a lantern.
+
+"Ferguson's Gulch!" he shouted as he ran by. "Must ha' signalled us!"
+
+Dockbridge's heart dropped a beat, and he glanced apprehensively toward
+Andrews. The latter was smiling, but the hand that held his cigar
+trembled a very little.
+
+"You're young yet, Dockbridge," he remarked, with slightly tremulous
+sarcasm. "There are one or two things still for you to learn. One of
+them is that a United States warrant is useless in Canada. You hadn't
+thought of that, eh?"
+
+"_Warrant_ is it? Shure this is all the warrant _I_ want," replied Pat,
+snapping a shining Colt from his pocket. "Plaze don't git excited, me
+frind. P'r'aps ye don't know it all, yerself. Wan move, an' I'll put six
+holes in yer carcus!"
+
+Dockbridge grasped Peggy by the arm and drew her breathless to her feet.
+"What is it? What is it?" she gasped, clinging to him in the aisle. Jack
+reached over and released the shade. Outside in the darkness red lights
+swung to and fro. A blast of icy air poured into the car from the open
+door. He hurried out into the vestibule. The storm was sweeping by
+swiftly and silently, and absurdly the motto of his old bicycle club
+flashed into his mind, "Volociter et silenter." The lamp above his head
+threw a yellow circle against the vast night. He stumbled down the steps
+and clung to the rail, putting his head into the sleet. It stung his
+face like the tentacles of a sea-monster. In the foreground stood the
+conductor, already white with the snow, his lantern swinging to leeward
+in the wind, shouting to a man on horseback. Four other mounted figures,
+their steeds facing the blast, marked the point where the light ended
+and the night began again. Three train hands, each with a lantern, paced
+to and fro beside the car. Ahead could be heard the coughing of the
+engine. The man on horseback waved his hand in the direction of the
+train, flung himself heavily to the ground, tossed the reins to one of
+the others, and strode toward the car.
+
+"Jones and Wilkes, hold the horses; Frazer and White, come along with
+me," he directed over his shoulder. He pushed by Dockbridge and climbed
+into the car. The conductor followed.
+
+"Where is the officer and his prisoner?" he demanded in a harsh voice.
+
+"Inside, your Honor," answered the conductor, shaking the snow from his
+coat. "This is Mr. Dockbridge, the District Attorney from New York."
+
+"Umph!" grunted the stranger. He was an immense man with a heavy
+jet-black beard and hair in thick curls all over his head. A
+broad-brimmed sombrero cast a deep shadow over his features, heightening
+their natural unpleasantness. Two of the others now jumped upon the
+platform and entered the car, and Dockbridge saw that they wore some
+kind of uniform and that the lining of their overcoats was red. Peggy
+cowered to one side as the three strangers forced their way by her and
+paused at the door of the compartment.
+
+"Is Mr. Andrews here?" inquired the one whom the others addressed as
+Judge.
+
+"I am Mr. Andrews. This is the officer who holds me in custody."
+
+The Judge turned to one of his followers.
+
+"Serve him!" he growled.
+
+The one addressed took from beneath his coat a bundle of papers, and
+selecting one, handed it to McGinnis, who let it fall to the floor
+without a word.
+
+"Put up that pistol!" continued the Judge.
+
+At this moment Dockbridge, who had listened as if dazed to the colloquy,
+now mastered sufficient courage to assert himself.
+
+"Here! what's all this?" he exclaimed in as determined a manner as he
+could manage to assume. "What are you doing in my compartment with your
+wet feet? Who the devil are you, anyway?" He squeezed by his huge
+antagonist and took his stand by McGinnis.
+
+The conductor and the majority of the train hands had crowded into the
+passageway and filled the door with their dripping and astonished faces.
+The officer handed another paper to Dockbridge.
+
+"This is Judge Peters, sir; and this paper is a writ of _habeas corpus_
+returnable forthwith, sir," said the man.
+
+Dockbridge glanced at the paper and saw that the officer's statement was
+correct. The paper was a writ ordering him to produce the body of Samuel
+Andrews before the Honorable Elijah Peters, Judge of the Supreme Court
+of Alberta, _forthwith_, and show cause why said Andrews should not be
+set at liberty. He was trapped. It could not be denied.
+
+"Is this Judge Peters?" he inquired politely of the man with the black
+beard, who had taken off his hat and seated himself upon the sofa.
+
+"I am," returned the other curtly. "And I now pronounce this car a
+court, and direct you to release your prisoner as detained by you
+without lawful authority."
+
+He leaned forward and shook his finger threateningly at McGinnis. "Put
+up that pistol!"
+
+McGinnis looked at Dockbridge.
+
+"Put it up, Pat," directed the latter. "There's no occasion for
+pistols." He winked at Peggy. "Pardon my lack of courtesy in addressing
+you, Judge Peters, when you first entered. I was unaware, of course, to
+whom it was that I spoke."
+
+The Judge shrugged his shoulders deprecatingly.
+
+"I'm naturally taken somewhat by surprise, and hardly feel that I can do
+justice to my own position in the matter at such short notice. However,
+as the court is now in session, I can only ask the privilege of arguing
+the matter before your Honor. If I might be permitted to do so, I would
+suggest that the hearing take place in some larger space than this
+compartment, in which my wife desires speedily to retire." He looked
+inquiringly toward the Court.
+
+"That's right, Jedge," spoke up the conductor. "Don't keep the lady out
+of her room. You can hold court in the baggage-car."
+
+The black-bearded man grumblingly arose to his feet, leaving a large
+pool of water in the middle of the floor.
+
+"As you choose. Bring along the prisoner, and be quick about it. I've
+got to ride fifteen miles to-night."
+
+The crowd streamed down the aisle and into the baggage-car in front.
+McGinnis followed with Andrews.
+
+"Shall I come along, Jack?" whispered his wife.
+
+"No, stay here. I'm afraid we're beaten. I shall only spar for time, and
+try to invent some way out of it."
+
+Peggy sadly watched his disappearing form. What a disgusting anticlimax!
+She reviled herself for being the one who had forced the selection of
+the Montana route. It was all her fault. When a man's married his
+troubles begin! Jack would lose his job, and then where would they be?
+She had gotten him into the fix, and now she would do her best to get
+him out of it. She threw on his fur coat and cap and followed into the
+baggage-car. The Judge had seated himself on a trunk. Jack stood at his
+right with the warrant in his hand. A single lantern cast a fitful glare
+over the two, around whom crowded the passengers and train hands. Peggy
+heard her husband's somewhat immature voice stating the circumstances of
+the wreck of the Boodle Bank. The Judge seemed not uninterested. The
+crowd was getting larger every moment. Passengers kept coming in in
+every kind of dishabille, and last of all the engineer and fireman
+entered by the forward door. Outside, the huge engine hissed and
+throbbed as if impatient of the delay. Peggy slipped unseen behind a
+pile of trunks, snapped the big padlock through the staples of the
+door, then, hurrying back to the compartment, rummaged until she found
+Jack's box of cigars. Arming herself with these and with her copy of
+"Moore on Extradition," she made her way back to the baggage-car.
+
+"Yes, yes, I know all that!" the Judge was saying. "But that's all
+immaterial. It ain't what he did. It's what right you've got to hold him
+in the Dominion of Canada on a warrant from a governor of one of the
+United States. Show me that, or I'll discharge the prisoner here and
+now."
+
+"Excuse me, please," exclaimed Peggy, forcing her way through the throng
+into the open space under the lamp, "I thought you might like to smoke.
+Lawyers all like to smoke."
+
+There was an immediate response from the Court.
+
+"Well, I don't care if I do," remarked the Judge more genially.
+"Confounded cold out there in the snow waiting for the train. Thank y'."
+
+He handed back the box, and Peggy passed it to the engineer and told him
+to "send it along." Then she whispered in her husband's ear:
+
+"Read him that chapter on 'International Relations.' Keep it going for
+ten minutes, and we'll win out, yet. I've got a scheme."
+
+Dockbridge took the book, opened it deliberately, and lighted a cigar
+for himself. Peggy pushed back through the spectators to the
+sleeping-car. Only a solitary brakeman remained outside in the snow,
+stamping and swinging his arms.
+
+"Halloo, Mr. Sanders," said Peggy, "you ought to go in and hear the
+argument. They're having a regular smoke talk. It's so thick I can't
+breathe. They're giving away cigars. I should think you would freeze."
+
+"Well, I'm froze already," answered Sanders. "I reckon I'll go in and
+hear the fun. Is that straight about the cigars?"
+
+"Of course it is," laughed Peggy, while Sanders climbed on board. The
+snow swept by in clouds as Peggy gave one glance at the retreating form
+of the brakeman, and jumped down into the night.
+
+
+IV
+
+The Judge threw back his burly form against the side of the car and
+exhaled a thick cloud of smoke.
+
+"Now, young feller, if you have any legal right to detain your prisoner,
+let's hear it. This court's goin' to adjourn in just ten minutes by the
+watch, and I reckon when it adjourns it'll take the prisoner with it."
+
+The spectators, who had seated themselves as best they could, looked
+expectantly toward the New Yorker.
+
+Jack arose, holding the book impressively before him. The gusts from the
+storm outside penetrated the cracks of the loosely hung sliding
+baggage-door and made the feeble lantern swing and flicker. The smoke
+from twenty cigars swirled round the ceiling. The conductor placed his
+own lantern on a trunk by Jack's side.
+
+"If the Court please," began Dockbridge, "while it's entirely true that
+no warrant issued out of a court of the United States or by a governor
+of one of the United States gives any jurisdiction over the person of a
+fugitive who is held in custody in the Dominion of Canada, it is
+nevertheless a fact that under the principle of comity between friendly
+nations the government of one will not interfere with an officer of
+another who is performing an official act under color of authority."
+["Sounds well," said Jack to himself, "but don't mean a blame thing."]
+"This principle is as old as the law itself, and is sustained by a long
+series of decisions in our international tribunals. The doctrine is
+clearly set forth by Grotius" ["that ought to nail him!"] "when he says:
+'No nation will voluntarily interfere with a duly authorized officer of
+another nation in the performance of his duty, whose act does not
+interfere with the functions of government of the other.'" He
+pronounced this balderdash with much solemnity and with great effect
+upon the assembled train hands. "Now, your Honor, I am a duly authorized
+officer of the State of New York, the same being at peace with the
+Dominion of Canada."
+
+"Bosh!" interrupted the Judge. "You're talkin' nonsense. I won't be made
+a fool of any longer. Prisoner discharged. This court stands adjourned,
+and, as I said, it is goin' to take the prisoner with----"
+
+A jerk of the train prevented the conclusion of his sentence. There came
+another pull from the engine, followed by a succession of violent puffs.
+The train started.
+
+"My God! The engine!" shouted the fireman, making a spring for the door.
+
+"Locked! Locked!" he yelled, and threw himself upon it. The conductor
+dived for the platform. The Judge started to his feet.
+
+"This is an infernal trick!" he cried. "Stop this train! D'ye hear? Stop
+this train at once!"
+
+But the train was gathering head-way every moment, and was fast dropping
+down the grade. A triumphant whistle shrilled through the night with a
+succession of short toots.
+
+"For God's sake, open the door!" gasped the engineer. "Get a crow-bar,
+somebody! We'll be going a hundred miles an hour inside of a minute!"
+But no crow-bar was to be found, and the door resisted all their
+efforts. On rushed the train, thundering down the pass, swaying around
+curves until the frightened occupants of the baggage-car clung to one
+another to retain their foothold, and every moment adding to its speed.
+The baggage-man threw open the side door. The night dashed by in a solid
+wall of white.
+
+"Damme! This is a crime!" roared the Judge. "I'm being kidnapped. Your
+Government shall be notified--if we're not all killed. Can't somebody
+stop this train? Do you hear? Stop it, I say!"
+
+For an instant Dockbridge had been as startled as the others. Then it
+came to him in one inspired moment. Peggy was on the engine! A series of
+whistles came across the tender.
+
+"Toot--toot--toot! Toot--toot--toot! Toot--toot--toot! Toot--toot!"--the
+old Harvard cheer that Peggy had heard echoing across the foot-ball
+field a hundred times.
+
+Of course! She was going to fetch them out of Canada, and then to
+thunder with all the judges of the Dominion! He began to laugh
+hysterically. On and on, faster and faster, rushed the train. The pallid
+faces of the passengers and crew stared strangely out of the blue haze.
+Breathless, each man struggled to keep his footing, momentarily
+expecting to be dashed into eternity. The minutes dragged as hours,
+until at last, from somewhere in the rear of the train, the fireman
+returned with a wrench, and throwing his whole weight upon the padlock,
+quickly snapped its staples. The door burst open, sending him flying
+headlong. Through the car poured a furious gust of wind and snow,
+blinding, suffocating, and into the midst of this jumped the engineer,
+and, clambering desperately upon the tender, disappeared.
+
+Perhaps it was the dimness of the light, but Andrews had suddenly begun
+to look white and old.
+
+At the same moment a red light flashed by alongside the track and the
+train roared across a suspension bridge without slackening speed.
+
+"Red River!" gasped the fireman, clambering to his feet.
+
+The blood leaped in Jack's veins. Red River! Then they were across the
+line. Peggy had won! God bless her! With a triumphant glance at the
+cowering Andrews, he turned upon the frightened crowd.
+
+"You can't beat the Yankee girl!" he shouted. "Judge, you're right.
+We've adjourned court, and are taking the prisoner with us--INTO THE
+UNITED STATES!"
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Transcriber's Note: In the original edition, the title of each story
+appeared twice, first on a page by itself in all capitals, followed by a
+blank page, and then on the first page of the story in title case. These
+duplicate titles have been deleted. The first title for "The
+Extraordinary Adventure of the Baron de Ville" appeared in a shortened
+form as "THE BARON DE VILLE". In the HTML version of this text, page
+numbers have been included only on those pages which originally
+contained them, not on blank pages or title pages.
+
+In "McAllister's Christmas", a quotation mark in front of "One as 'as
+white 'air" was deleted, and a second chapter V was renumbered as VI.
+
+In "The Governor-General's Trunk", "The head bagage-man nodded" was
+changed to "The head baggage-man nodded".
+
+In "The Golden Touch", missing quotation marks were added in front of
+"When the Colonel realized what it was all about" and "Oh, my leg!" and
+after "And it's worth what you ask--five thousand dollars?", "Where had
+he seen that fact?" was changed to "Where had he seen that face?", "that
+old VanVorst" was changed to "that old Van Vorst", and "VanVorst sat
+there" was changed to "Van Vorst sat there".
+
+In "McAllister's Data of Ethics", a quotation mark was removed after
+"his scented wife, and gilded chairs--".
+
+In "McAllister's Marriage", "Don' you want to show me the boy-horse" was
+changed to "Don't you want to show me the boy-horse".
+
+In "The Course of Justice", "slowyl arose" was changed to "slowly
+arose".
+
+In "The Maximilian Diamond", _"What day?" asked the clerk._ was changed
+to _"'What day?' asked the clerk._
+
+
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of McAllister and His Double, by Arthur Train
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+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
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+Title: McAllister and His Double
+
+Author: Arthur Train
+
+Release Date: December 8, 2010 [EBook #34597]
+
+Language: English
+
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MCALLISTER AND HIS DOUBLE ***
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+
+[Illustration: McALLISTER AND HIS DOUBLE ARTHUR TRAIN]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: McAllister whispered sharply in his ear. (Page 68.)]
+
+
+
+
+McALLISTER
+AND HIS DOUBLE
+
+BY ARTHUR TRAIN
+
+ILLUSTRATED
+
+CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS
+NEW YORK:::::::::::::::::1905
+
+COPYRIGHT, 1905, BY
+CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS
+
+Published, September, 1905
+
+TROW DIRECTORY
+PRINTING AND BOOKBINDING COMPANY
+NEW YORK
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+ PAGE
+MCALLISTER'S CHRISTMAS 1
+THE BARON DE VILLE 53
+THE ESCAPE OF WILKINS 77
+THE GOVERNOR-GENERAL'S TRUNK 113
+THE GOLDEN TOUCH 141
+MCALLISTER'S DATA OF ETHICS 177
+MCALLISTER'S MARRIAGE 205
+THE JAILBIRD 233
+IN THE COURSE OF JUSTICE 255
+THE MAXIMILIAN DIAMOND 283
+EXTRADITION 311
+
+
+
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+McAllister whispered sharply in his ear _Frontispiece_
+
+ FACING PAGE
+"What do you know about it? I tell you it's all rot!" 6
+
+"Throw up your hands!" 10
+
+"Do you know who you've caught?" 16
+
+"Merry Christmas, Fatty!" 24
+
+"I think you've got Raffles whipped to a standstill." 64
+
+"You think you're a sure winner. But I _know_ you. I know
+your _face_." 88
+
+"Wot do you want?" drawled the fat man, blinking at the lantern 102
+
+"Who in thunder are _you_?" 110
+
+Deftly tied the two ends of string around it 130
+
+"Hands up, or I'll shoot!" yelled the detective, as a fat,
+wild-eyed individual sprung from within 136
+
+He hesitated a moment as if giving the matter the consideration
+it deserved 324
+
+
+
+
+McAllister's Christmas
+
+
+I
+
+McAllister was out of sorts. All the afternoon he had sat in the club
+window and watched the Christmas shoppers hurrying by with their
+bundles. He thanked God he had no brats to buy moo-cows and bow-wows
+for. The very nonchalance of these victims of a fate that had given them
+families irritated him. McAllister was a clubman, pure and simple; that
+is to say though neither simple nor pure, he was a clubman and nothing
+more. He had occupied the same seat by the same window during the
+greater part of his earthly existence, and they were the same seat and
+window that his father had filled before him. His select and exclusive
+circle called him "Chubby," and his five-and-forty years of terrapin and
+cocktails had given him a graceful rotundity of person that did not
+belie the name. They had also endowed him with a cheerful though
+somewhat florid countenance, and a permanent sense of well-being.
+
+As the afternoon wore on and the pedestrians became fewer, McAllister
+sank deeper and deeper into gloom. The club was deserted. Everybody had
+gone out of town to spend Christmas with someone else, and the
+Winthrops, on whom he had counted for a certainty, had failed for some
+reason to invite him. He had waited confidently until the last minute,
+and now he was stranded, alone.
+
+It began to snow softly, gently. McAllister threw himself disconsolately
+into a leathern armchair by the smouldering logs on the six-foot hearth.
+A servant in livery entered, pulled down the shades, and after touching
+a button that threw a subdued radiance over the room, withdrew
+noiselessly.
+
+"Come back here, Peter!" growled McAllister. "Anybody in the club?"
+
+"Only Mr. Tomlinson, sir."
+
+McAllister swore under his breath.
+
+"Yes, sir," replied Peter.
+
+McAllister shot a quick glance at him.
+
+"I didn't say anything. You may go."
+
+This time Peter got almost to the door.
+
+"Er--Peter; ask Mr. Tomlinson if he will dine with me."
+
+Peter presently returned with the intelligence that Mr. Tomlinson would
+be delighted.
+
+"Of course," grumbled McAllister to himself. "No one ever knew Tomlinson
+to refuse anything."
+
+He ordered dinner, and then took up an evening paper in which an effort
+had been made to conceal the absence of news by summarizing the
+achievements of the past year. Staring head-lines invited his notice to
+
+ =A YEAR OF PROGRESS.=
+
+ =What the Tenement-House Commission Has Accomplished.=
+
+ =FURTHER NEED OF PRISON REFORM.=
+
+He threw down the paper in disgust. This reform made him sick. Tenements
+and prisons! Why were the papers always talking about tenements and
+prisons? They were a great deal better than the people who lived in them
+deserved. He recalled Wilkins, his valet, who had stolen his black pearl
+scarf-pin. It increased his ill-humor. Hang Wilkins! The thief was
+probably out by this time and wearing the pin. It had been a matter of
+jest among his friends that the servant had looked not unlike his
+master. McAllister winced at the thought.
+
+"Dinner is served," said Peter.
+
+An hour and a half later, Tomlinson and McAllister, having finished a
+sumptuous repast, stared stupidly at each other across their liqueurs.
+They were stuffed and bored. Tomlinson was a thin man who knew
+everything positively. McAllister hated him. He always felt when in his
+company like the woman who invariably answered her husband's remarks by
+"'Tain't so! It's just the opposite!" Tomlinson was trying to make
+conversation by repeating assertively what he had read in the evening
+press.
+
+"Now, our prisons," he announced authoritatively. "Why, it is
+outrageous! The people are crowded in like cattle; the food is
+loathsome. It's a disgrace to a civilized city!"
+
+This was the last straw to McAllister.
+
+"Look here," he snapped back at Tomlinson, who shrank behind his cigar
+at the vehemence of the attack, "what do you know about it? I tell you
+it's all rot! It's all politics! Our tenements are all right, and so are
+our prisons. The law of supply and demand regulates the tenements; and
+who pays for the prisons, I'd like to know? We pay for 'em, and the
+scamps that rob us live in 'em for nothing. The Tombs is a great deal
+better than most second-class hotels on the Continent. I _know_! I had a
+valet once that-- Oh, what's the use! I'd be glad to spend Christmas in
+no worse place. Reform! Stuff! Don't tell me!" He sank back purple in
+the face.
+
+[Illustration: "What do you know about it? I tell you it's all rot!"]
+
+"Oh, of course--if you know!" Tomlinson hesitated politely, remembering
+that McAllister had signed for the dinner.
+
+"Well, I _do_ know," affirmed McAllister.
+
+
+II
+
+"No-el! No-el! No-el! No-el!" rang out the bells, as McAllister left the
+club at twelve o'clock and started down the avenue.
+
+"No-el! No-el!" hummed McAllister. "Pretty old air!" he thought. He had
+almost forgotten that it was Christmas morning. As he felt his way
+gingerly over the stone sidewalks, the bells were ringing all around
+him. First one chime, then another. "No-el! No-el! No-el! No-el!" They
+ceased, leaving the melody floating on the moist night air.
+
+The snow began to fall irregularly in patchy flakes, then gradually
+turned to rain. First a soft, wet mist, that dimmed the electric lights
+and shrouded the hotel windows; then a fine sprinkle; at last the chill
+rain of a winter's night. McAllister turned up his coat-collar and
+looked about for a cab. It was too late. He hurried hastily down the
+avenue. Soon a welcome sight met his eye--a coupé, a night-hawk,
+crawling slowly down the block, on the lookout, no doubt, for belated
+Christmas revellers. Without superfluous introduction McAllister made a
+dive for the door, shouted his address, and jumped inside. The driver,
+but half-roused from his lethargy, muttered something unintelligible and
+pulled in his horse. At the same moment the dark figure of a man swiftly
+emerged from a side street, ran up to the cab, opened the door, threw in
+a heavy object upon McAllister's feet, and followed it with himself.
+
+"Let her go!" he cried, slamming the door. The driver, without
+hesitation, lashed his horse and started at a furious gallop down the
+slippery avenue.
+
+Then for the first time the stranger perceived McAllister. There was a
+muttered curse, a gleam of steel as they flashed by a street-lamp, and
+the clubman felt the cold muzzle of a revolver against his cheek.
+
+"Speak, and I'll blow yer head off!"
+
+The cab swayed and swerved in all directions, and the driver retained
+his seat with difficulty. McAllister, clinging to the sides of the
+rocking vehicle, expected every moment to be either shot or thrown out
+and killed.
+
+"Don't move!" hissed his companion.
+
+McAllister tried with difficulty not to move.
+
+Suddenly there came a shrill whistle, followed by the clatter of hoofs.
+A figure on horseback dashed by. The driver, endeavoring to rein in his
+now maddened beast, lost his balance and pitched overboard. There was a
+confusion of shouts, a blue flash, a loud report. The horse sprang into
+the air and fell, kicking, upon the pavement; the cab crashed upon its
+side; amid a shower of glass the door parted company with its hinges,
+and the stranger, placing his heel on McAllister's stomach, leaped
+quickly into the darkness. A moment later, having recovered a part of
+his scattered senses, our hero, thrusting himself through the shattered
+framework of the cab, staggered to his feet. He remembered dimly
+afterward having expected to create a mild sensation among the
+spectators by announcing, in response to their polite inquiries as to
+his safety, that he was "quite uninjured." Instead, however, the glare
+of a policeman's lantern was turned upon his dishevelled countenance,
+and a hoarse voice shouted:
+
+"Throw up your hands!"
+
+[Illustration: "Throw up your hands!"]
+
+He threw them up. Like the Phoenix rising from its ashes, McAllister
+emerged from the débris which surrounded him. On either side of the cab
+he beheld a policeman with a levelled revolver. A mounted officer stood
+sentinel beside the smoking body of the horse.
+
+"No tricks, now!" continued the voice. "Pull your feet out of that mess,
+and keep your hands up! Slip on the nippers, Tom. Better go through him
+here. They always manage to lose somethin' goin' over."
+
+McAllister wondered where "Over" was. Before he could protest, he was
+unceremoniously seated upon the body of the dead horse and the officers
+were going rapidly through his clothes.
+
+"Thought so!" muttered Tom, as he drew out of McAllister's coat-pocket a
+revolver and a jimmy. "Just as well to unballast 'em at the start." A
+black calico mask and a small bottle filled with a colorless liquid
+followed.
+
+Tom drew a quick breath.
+
+"So you're one of those, are ye?" he added with an oath.
+
+The victim of this astounding adventure had not yet spoken. Now he
+stammered:
+
+"Look here! Who do you think I am? This is all a mistake."
+
+Tom did not deign to reply.
+
+The officer on horseback had dismounted and was poking among the pieces
+of cab.
+
+"What's this here?" he inquired, as he dragged a large bundle covered
+with black cloth into the circle of light, and, untying a bit of cord,
+poured its contents upon the pavement. A glittering silver service
+rolled out upon the asphalt and reflected the glow of the lanterns.
+
+"Gee! look at all the swag!" cried Tom. "I wonder where he melts it up."
+
+Faintly at first, then nearer and nearer, came the harsh clanging of the
+"hurry up" wagon.
+
+"Get up!" directed Tom, punctuating his order with mild kicks. Then, as
+the driver reined up the panting horses alongside, the officer grabbed
+his prisoner by the coat-collar and yanked him to his feet.
+
+"Jump in," he said roughly.
+
+"My God!" exclaimed our friend half-aloud, "where are they going to take
+me?"
+
+"To the Tombs--for Christmas!" answered Tom.
+
+
+III
+
+McAllister, hatless, stumbled into the wagon and was thrust forcibly
+into a corner. Above the steady drum of the rain upon the waterproof
+cover he could hear the officers outside packing up the silverware and
+discussing their capture.
+
+The hot japanned tin of the wagon-lamps smelled abominably. The heavy
+breathing of the horses, together with the sickening odor of rubber and
+damp straw, told him that this was no dream, but a frightful reality.
+
+"He's a bad un!" came Tom's voice in tones of caution. "You can see his
+lay is the gentleman racket. Wait till he gets to the precinct and hear
+the steer he'll give the sergeant. He's a wise un, and don't you forget
+it!"
+
+As the wagon started, the officers swung on to the steps behind.
+McAllister, crouching in the straw by the driver's seat, tried to
+understand what had happened. Apart from a few bruises and a cut on his
+forehead he had escaped injury, and, while considerably shaken up, was
+physically little the worse for his adventure. His head, however, ached
+badly. What he suffered from most was a new and strange sensation of
+helplessness. It was as if he had stepped into another world, in which
+he--McAllister, of the Colophon Club--did not belong and the language of
+which he did not speak. The ignominy of his position crushed him. Never
+again, should this disgrace become known, could he bring himself to
+enter the portals of the club. To be the hero of an exciting adventure
+with a burglar in a runaway cab was one matter, but to be arrested,
+haled to prison and locked up, was quite another. Once before the proper
+authorities, it would be simple enough to explain who and what he was,
+but the question that troubled him was how to avoid publicity. He
+remembered the bills in his pocket. Fortunately they were still there.
+In spite of the handcuffs, he wormed them out and surreptitiously held
+up the roll. The guard started visibly, and, turning away his head,
+allowed McAllister to thrust the wad into his hand.
+
+"Can't I square this, somehow?" whispered our hero, hesitatingly.
+
+The guard broke into a loud guffaw. "Get on to him!" he laughed. "He's
+at it already, Tom. Look at the dough he took out of his pants! You're
+right about his lay." He turned fiercely upon McAllister, who, dazed by
+this sudden turn of affairs, once more retreated into his corner.
+
+The three officers counted the money ostentatiously by the light of a
+lantern.
+
+"Eighty plunks! Thought we was cheap, didn't he?" remarked the guard
+scornfully. "No; eighty plunks won't square this job for you! It'll take
+nearer eight years. No more monkey business, now! You've struck the
+wrong combine!"
+
+McAllister saw that he had been guilty of a terrible _faux pas_. Any
+explanation to these officers was clearly impossible. With an official
+it would be different. He had once met a police commissioner at dinner,
+and remembered that he had seemed really almost like a gentleman.
+
+The wagon drew up at a police station, and presently McAllister found
+himself in a small room, at one end of which iron bars ran from floor to
+ceiling. A kerosene lamp cast a dim light over a weather-beaten desk,
+behind which, half-asleep, reclined an officer on night duty. A single
+other chair and four large octagonal stone receptacles were the only
+remaining furniture.
+
+The man behind the desk opened his eyes, yawned, and stared stupidly at
+the officers. A clock directly overhead struck "one" with harsh, vibrant
+clang.
+
+"Wot yer got?" inquired the sergeant.
+
+"A second-story man," answered the guard.
+
+"He took to a cab," explained Tom, "and him and his partner give us a
+fierce chase down the avenoo. O'Halloran shot the horse, and the cab was
+all knocked to hell. The other fellow clawed out before we could nab
+him. But we got this one all right."
+
+"Hi, there, McCarthy!" shouted the sergeant to someone in the dim vast
+beyond. "Come and open up." He examined McAllister with a degree of
+interest. "Quite a swell guy!" he commented. "Them dress clothes must
+have been real pretty onc't."
+
+McAllister stood with soaked and rumpled hair, hatless and collarless,
+his coat torn and splashed, and his shirt-bosom bloody and covered with
+mud. He wanted to cry, for the first time in thirty-five years.
+
+"Wot's yer name?" asked the sergeant.
+
+The prisoner remained stiffly mute. He would have suffered anything
+rather than disclose himself.
+
+"Where do yer live?"
+
+Still no answer. The sergeant gave vent to a grim laugh.
+
+"Mum, eh?" He scribbled something in the blotter upon the desk before
+him. Then he raised his eyes and scrutinized McAllister's face. Suddenly
+he jumped to his feet.
+
+[Illustration: "Do you know who you've caught?"]
+
+"Well, of all the luck!" he exclaimed. "Do you know who you've caught?
+It's Fatty Welch!"
+
+
+IV
+
+How he had managed to live through the night that followed McAllister
+could never afterward understand. Locked in a cell, alone, to be sure,
+but with no light, he took off his dripping coat and threw himself on
+the wooden seat that served for a bed. It was about six inches too
+short. He lay there for a few moments, then got wearily to his feet and
+began to pace up and down the narrow cell. His legs and abdomen, which
+had been the recipients of so much attention, pained him severely. The
+occupant of the next apartment, awakened by our friend's arrival, began
+to show irritation. He ordered McAllister in no gentle language to
+abstain from exercise and go to sleep. A woman farther down the corridor
+commenced to moan drearily to herself. Evidently sleep had made her
+forget her sorrow, but now in the middle of the night it came back to
+her with redoubled force. Her groans racked McAllister's heart. A stir
+ran all along the cells--sounds of people tossing restlessly, curses,
+all the nameless noises of the jail. McAllister, fearful of bringing
+some new calamity upon his head, sat down. He had been shivering when he
+came in; now he reeked with perspiration. The air was fetid. The only
+ventilation came through the gratings of the door, and a huge stove just
+beyond his cell rendered the temperature almost unbearable. He began to
+throw off his garments one by one. Again he drew his knees to his chest
+and tried to sleep, but sleep was impossible. Never had McAllister in
+all his life known such wretchedness of body, such abject physical
+suffering. But his agony of mind was even more unbearable. Vague
+apprehensions of infectious disease floating in the nauseous air, or of
+possible pneumonia, unnerved and tortured him. Stretched on the floor he
+fell at length into a coma of exhaustion, in which he fancied that he
+was lying in a warm bath in the porcelain tub at home. In the room
+beyond he could see Frazier, his valet, laying out his pajamas and
+dressing-gown. There was a delicious odor of that violet perfume he
+always used. In a minute he would jump into bed. Then the valet suddenly
+came into the bath-room and began to pound his master on the back of the
+neck. For some reason he did not resent this. It seemed quite natural
+and proper. He merely put up his hand to ward off the blows, and found
+the keeper standing over him.
+
+"Here's some breakfast," remarked that official. "Tom sent out and got
+it for ye. The city don't supply no _aller carty_." McAllister vaguely
+rubbed his eyes. The keeper shut and locked the door, leaving behind him
+on the seat a tin mug of scalding hot coffee and a half loaf of sour
+bread.
+
+McAllister arose and felt his clothes. They were entirely dry, but had
+shrunk perceptibly. He was surprised to find that, save for the
+dizziness in his head, he felt not unlike himself. Moreover, he was most
+abominably hungry. He knelt down and smelt of the contents of the tin
+cup. It did not smell like coffee at all. It tasted like a combination
+of hot water, tea, and molasses. He waited until it had cooled, and
+drank it. The bread was not so bad. McAllister ate it all.
+
+There was a good deal of noise in the cells now, and outside he could
+hear many feet coming and going. Occasionally a draught of cold air
+would flow in, and an officer would tramp down the corridor and remove
+one of the occupants of the row. His watch showed that it was already
+eight o'clock. He fumbled in his waistcoat-pocket and found a very
+warped and wrinkled cigar. His match-box supplied the necessary light,
+and "Chubby" McAllister began to smoke his after-breakfast Havana with
+appreciation.
+
+"No smoking in the cells!" came the rough voice of the keeper. "Give us
+that cigar, Welch!"
+
+McAllister started to his feet.
+
+"Hand it over, now! Quick!"
+
+The clubman passed his cherished comforter through the bars, and the
+keeper, thrusting it, still lighted, into his own mouth, grinned at him,
+winked, and walked away.
+
+[Illustration: "Merry Christmas, Fatty!"]
+
+"Merry Christmas, Fatty!" he remarked genially over his shoulder.
+
+
+V
+
+Half an hour later Tom and his "side partner" came to the cell-door.
+They were flushed with victory. Already the morning papers contained
+accounts of the pursuit and startling arrest of "Fatty Welch," the
+well-known crook, who was wanted in Pennsylvania and elsewhere on
+various charges. Altogether the officers were in a very genial frame of
+mind.
+
+"Come along, Fatty," said Tom, helping the clubman into his bedraggled
+overcoat. "We're almost late for roll-call, as it is."
+
+They left the cells and entered the station-house proper, where several
+officers with their prisoners were waiting.
+
+"We'll take you down to Headquarters and make sure we've got you
+_right_," he continued. "I guess Sheridan'll know you fast enough when
+he sees you. Come on, boys!" He opened the door and led the way across
+the sidewalk to the patrol wagon, which stood backed against the curb.
+
+It was a glorious winter's day. The sharp, frosty air stimulated the
+clubman's jaded senses and gave him new hope; he felt sure that at
+headquarters he would find some person to whom he could safely confide
+the secret of his identity. In about ten minutes the wagon stopped in a
+narrow street, before an inhospitable-looking building.
+
+"Here's the old place," remarked one of the load cheerfully. "Looks just
+the same as ever. Mott Street's not a mite different. And to think I
+ain't been here in fifteen years!"
+
+All clambered out, and each officer, selecting his prisoners, convoyed
+them down a flight of steps, through a door, several feet below the
+level of the sidewalk, and into a small, stuffy chamber full of men
+smoking and lounging. Most of these seemed to take a friendly interest
+in the clubman, a few accosting him by his now familiar alias.
+
+Tom hurried McAllister along a dark corridor, out into a cold
+court-yard, across the cobblestones into another door, through a hall
+lighted only by a dim gas-jet, and then up a flight of winding stairs.
+McAllister's head whirled. Then quickly they were at the top, and in a
+huge, high-ceiled room crowded with men in civilian dress. On one side,
+upon a platform, stood a nondescript row of prisoners, at whom the
+throng upon the floor gazed in silence. Above the heads of this file of
+motley individuals could be read the gold lettering upon the cabinet
+behind them--Rogues' Gallery. On the other side of the room, likewise
+upon a platform and behind a long desk, stood two officers in uniform,
+one of them an inspector, engaged in studying with the keenest attention
+the human exhibition opposite.
+
+"Get up there, Fatty!"
+
+Before he realized what had happened, McAllister was pushed upon the
+platform at the end of the line. His appearance created a little wave
+of excitement, which increased when his comrades of the wagon joined
+him. It was a peculiar scene. Twenty men standing up for inspection,
+some gazing unconcernedly before them, some glaring defiantly at their
+observers, and others grinning recognition at familiar faces. McAllister
+grew cold with fright. Several of the detectives pointed at him and
+nodded. Out of the silence the Inspector's voice came with the shock of
+thunder:
+
+"Hey, there, you, Sanders, hold up your hand!"
+
+A short man near the head of the line lifted his arm.
+
+"Take off your hat."
+
+The prisoner removed his head-gear with his other hand. The Inspector
+raised his voice and addressed the crowd of detectives, who turned with
+one accord to examine the subject of his discourse.
+
+"That's Biff Sanders, con man and all-round thief. Served two terms up
+the river for grand larceny--last time an eight-year bit; that was nine
+years ago. Take a good look at him. I want you to remember his face. Put
+your hat on."
+
+Sanders resumed his original position, his face expressing the most
+complete indifference.
+
+A slight, good-looking young man now joined the Inspector and directed
+his attention to the prisoner next the clubman, the same being he who
+had remarked upon the familiar appearance of Mott Street.
+
+"Hold up your hand!" ordered the Inspector. "You're Muggins, aren't you?
+Haven't been here in fifteen years, have you?"
+
+The man smiled.
+
+"You're right, Inspector," he said. "The last time was in '89."
+
+"That's Muggins, burglar and sneak; served four terms here, and then got
+settled for life in Louisville for murder. Pardoned after he'd served
+four years. Look at him."
+
+Thus the curious proceeding continued, each man in the line being
+inspected, recognized, and his record and character described by the
+Inspector to the assembled bureau of detectives. No other voice was
+heard save the harsh tones of some prisoner in reply.
+
+Then the Inspector looked at McAllister.
+
+"Welch, hold up your hand."
+
+McAllister shuddered. If he refused, he knew not what might happen to
+him. He had heard of the horrors of the "Third Degree," and associated
+it with starvation, the rack, and all kinds of brutality. They might set
+upon him in a body. He might be mobbed, beaten, strangled. And yet, if
+he obeyed, would it not be a public admission that he was the mysterious
+and elusive Welch? Would it not bind the chains more firmly about him
+and render explanation all the more difficult?
+
+"Do you hear? Hold up your hand, and be quick about it!"
+
+His hand went up of its own accord.
+
+The Inspector cleared his throat and rapped upon the railing.
+
+"Take a good look at this man. He's Fatty Welch, one of the cleverest
+thieves in the country. Does a little of everything. Began as a valet to
+a clubman in this city. He got settled for stealing a valuable pin about
+three years ago, and served a short term up the river. Since then he's
+been all over. His game is to secure employment in fashionable houses as
+butler or servant and then get away with the jewelry. He's wanted for a
+big job down in Pennsylvania. Take a good look at him. When he gets out
+we don't want him around these parts. I'd like you precinct-men to
+remember him."
+
+The detectives crowded near to get a close view of the interesting
+criminal. One or two of them made notes in memorandum books. The slender
+man had a hasty conference with the Inspector.
+
+"The officer who has Welch, take him up to the gallery and then bring
+him down to the record room," directed the Inspector.
+
+"Get down, Fatty!" commanded Tom. McAllister, stupefied with horror,
+embarrassment, and apprehension of the possibilities in store for him,
+stepped down and followed like a somnambulist. As they made their way to
+the elevator he could hear the strident voice of the Inspector beginning
+again:
+
+"This is Pat Hogan, otherwise known as 'Paddy the Sneak,' and his side
+partner, Jim Hawkins, who goes under the name of James Hawkinson. His
+pals call him 'Supple Jim.' Two of the cleverest sneaks in the country.
+They branch out into strong arm work occasionally."
+
+The elevator began to ascend.
+
+"You seem kinder down," commented Tom. "I suppose you expect to get
+settled for quite a bit down to Philadelphia, eh? Well, don't talk
+unless you feel like it. Here we are!"
+
+They got out upon an upper floor and crossed the hall. On their left a
+matron was arranging rows of tiny chairs in a small school-room or
+nursery. At any other time the Lost Children's Room might have aroused a
+flicker of interest in McAllister, but he felt none whatever in it now.
+Tom opened a door and pushed the clubman gently into a small, low-ceiled
+chamber. Charts and diagrams of the human cranium hung on one wall,
+while a score of painted eyes, each of a different color, and each
+bearing a technical appellation and a number, stared from the other.
+Upon a small square platform, about eight inches in height, stood a
+half-clad Italian congealed with terror and expecting momentarily to
+receive a shock of electricity. The slender young man was rapidly
+measuring his hands and feet and calling out the various dimensions to
+an assistant, who recorded them upon a card. This accomplished, he
+ordered his victim down from the block, seated him unceremoniously in a
+chair, and with a pair of shining instruments gauged the depth of his
+skull from front to rear, its width between the cheekbones, and the
+length of the ears, describing all the while the other features in brief
+terms to his associate.
+
+"Now off with you!" he ejaculated. "Here, lug this Greaser in and mug
+him."
+
+The officer in the case haled the Italian, shrieking, into another room.
+
+"Ah, Fatty!" remarked the slender man. "I trust you won't object to
+these little formalities? Take off that left shoe, if you please."
+
+McAllister's soul had shrivelled within him. His powers of thought had
+been annihilated. Mechanically he removed the shoe in question and
+placed his foot upon the block. The young man quickly measured it.
+
+"Now get up there and rest your hand on the board."
+
+McAllister observed that the table bore the painted outline of a human
+hand. He did as he was told unquestioningly. The other measured his
+forefinger and the length of his forearm.
+
+"All right. Now sit down and let me tickle your head for a moment."
+
+The operator took the silver calipers which had just been used upon the
+Italian and ran them thoughtfully forward and back above the clubman's
+organs of hearing.
+
+"By George, you've got a big head!" remarked the measurer. "Prominent,
+Roman nose. No. 4 eyes. Thank you. Just step into the next room, will
+you, and be mugged?"
+
+McAllister drew on his shoe and followed Tom into the adjoining chamber
+of horrors.
+
+"No tricks, now!" commented the officer in charge of the instrument.
+
+Snap! went the camera.
+
+"Turn sideways."
+
+Snap!
+
+"That's all."
+
+The clubman staggered to his feet. He entirely failed to appreciate the
+extent of the indignity which had been practised upon him. It was hours
+before he realized that he had actually been measured and photographed
+as a criminal, and that, to his dying hour and beyond, these insignia of
+his shame would remain locked in the custody of the police.
+
+"Where now?" he asked.
+
+"Time to go over to court," answered Tom. "The wagon'll be waitin' for
+us. But first we'll drop in on Sheridan--record-room man, you know."
+
+"Isn't there some way I can see the Commissioner?" inquired McAllister.
+
+Tom burst into a roar of laughter.
+
+"You _have_ got a gall!" he commented, thumping his prisoner
+good-naturedly in the middle of the back. "The Commissioner! Ho-ho!
+That's a good one! I guess we'll have to make it the Warden. Come on,
+now, and quit yer joshin'."
+
+Once more they entered the main room, where the detectives were
+congregated. The Inspector was still at it. There had been a big haul
+the night before. He intended running all the crooks out of town by New
+Year's Day. Tom shoved McAllister through the crush, across an adjoining
+room and finally into a tiny office. A young man with a genial
+countenance was sitting at a desk by the single window. He looked up as
+they crossed the threshold.
+
+"Hello, Welch! How goes it? Let's see, how long is it since you were
+here?"
+
+Somehow this quiet, gentlemanly fellow with his confident method of
+address, telling you just who you were, irritated McAllister to the
+explosive point.
+
+"I'm not Welch!" he cried indignantly.
+
+"Ha-ha!" laughed Mr. Sheridan. "Pray who are you?"
+
+"You'll find out soon enough!" answered McAllister sullenly.
+
+"Look here," remarked the other, "don't imagine you can bluff us. If you
+think you are not Welch, perhaps I can persuade you to change your
+mind."
+
+He turned to an officer who stood in the doorway of a large vault.
+
+"Bring 2,208, if you please."
+
+The officer pulled out a drawer, removed a long linen envelope, and
+spread out its contents upon the desk. These were fifteen or twenty
+newspaper clippings, at least one of which was embellished with an
+evil-looking wood-cut.
+
+"Let's see," continued Mr. Sheridan. "You began with a year up the
+river. Took a pearl pin from a man named McAllister. Then you turned
+several tricks in Chicago, St. Louis, Buffalo and Philadelphia, and got
+away with it every time. Have we got you right?"
+
+McAllister ground his teeth.
+
+"You have not!" said he.
+
+"Look at yourself," continued the other. "There's your face. You can't
+deny it. I wonder the Inspector didn't have you measured and
+photographed the first time you were settled. Still, the picture's
+enough."
+
+He handed the clubman a newspaper clipping containing a visage which
+undeniably resembled the features which the latter saw daily in his
+mirror. McAllister wearily shook his head.
+
+"Well," said the expert, "of course you don't have to tell us anything
+unless you want to. We've got you right--that's enough."
+
+He pushed the clippings back into the envelope, handed it to the
+officer, and turned away.
+
+"Come on!" ordered Tom.
+
+Once more McAllister and his mentor availed themselves of the only free
+transportation offered by the city government, that of the patrol wagon,
+and were soon deposited at the side entrance of the Jefferson Market
+police court. A group of curious idlers watched their descent and
+disappearance into what must have at all times seemed to them a concrete
+and ever-present temporal Avernus. The why and wherefore of these
+erratic trips were, of course, unknown to McAllister. Presumably he must
+be some _rara avis_ of crime whose feet had been caught inadvertently in
+the limed twig set by the official fowler for more homely poultry.
+Fatty Welch, whoever he might be, apparently enjoyed the respect
+incident to success in any line of human endeavor. It seemed likewise
+that his presence was much desired in the sister city of Philadelphia,
+in which direction the clubman had a vague fear of being unwillingly
+transported. He did not, of course, realize that he was held primarily
+as a violator of the law of his own State, and hence must answer to the
+charge in the magistrate's court nearest the locus of his supposed
+offence.
+
+Inside the station house Tom held a few moments' converse with one of
+its grizzled guardians, and then led our hero along a passage and opened
+a door. But here McAllister shrank back. It was his first sight of that
+great cosmopolitan institution, the police court. Before him lay the
+scene of which he had so often read in the newspapers. The big room with
+its Gothic windows was filled to overflowing with every variety of the
+human species, who not only taxed the seating capacity of the benches to
+the utmost, but near the doors were packed into a solid, impenetrable
+mass. Upon a platform behind a desk a square-jawed man with
+chin-whiskers disposed rapidly of the file of defendants brought before
+him.
+
+A long line of officers, each with one or more prisoners, stood upon the
+judge's left, and as fast as the business of one was concluded the next
+pushed forward. McAllister perceived that at best only a few moments
+could elapse before he was brought to face the charge against him, and
+that he must make up his mind quickly what course of action to pursue.
+As he stepped down from the doorway there was a perceptible flutter
+among the spectators. Several hungry-looking men with note-books opened
+them and poised their pencils expectantly.
+
+Tom, having handed over McAllister to the temporary care of a brother
+officer, lost no time in locating his complainant, that is to say, the
+gentleman whose house our hero was charged with having burglariously
+entered. The two then sought out the clerk, who seemed to be holding a
+sort of little preliminary court of his own, and who, under the
+officer's instruction, drew up some formal document to which the
+complainant signed his name. McAllister was now brought before this
+official and briefly informed that anything he might say would be used
+against him at his trial. He was then interrogated, as before, in regard
+to his name, age, residence, and occupation, but with the same result.
+Indeed, no answers seemed to be expected under the circumstances, and
+the clerk, having written something upon the paper, waved them aside.
+Nothing, however, of these proceedings had been lost to the reporters,
+who escorted Tom and McAllister to the end of the line of officers,
+worrying the former for information as to his prisoner's origin and past
+performances. But Tom motioned them off with the papers which he held in
+his hand, bidding them await the final action of the magistrate. Nobody
+seemed particularly unfriendly; in fact, an air of general
+good-fellowship pervaded the entire routine going on around them. What
+impressed the clubman most was the persistence and omnipresence of the
+reporters.
+
+"I must get time!" thought McAllister. "I must get time!"
+
+One after another the victims of the varied delights of too much
+Christmas jubilation were disposed of. Fatty Welch was the only real
+"gun" that had been taken. He had the arena practically to himself. Now
+only one case intervened. He braced himself and tried to steady his
+nerves.
+
+"Next! What's this?"
+
+McAllister was thrust down below the bridge facing the bench, and Tom
+began hastily to describe the circumstances of the arrest.
+
+"Fatty Welch?" interrupted the magistrate. "Oh, yes! I read about it in
+the morning papers. Chased off in a cab, didn't he? You shot the horse,
+and his partner got away? Wanted in Pennsylvania and Illinois, you say?
+That's enough." Then looking down at McAllister, who stood before him
+in bespattered dress suit and fragmentary linen, he inquired:
+
+"Have you counsel?"
+
+McAllister made no answer. If he proclaimed who he was and demanded an
+immediate hearing, the harpies of the press would fill the papers with
+full accounts of his episode. His incognito must be preserved at any
+cost. Whatever action he might decide to take, this was not the time and
+place; a better opportunity would undoubtedly present itself later in
+the day.
+
+"You are charged with the crime of burglary," continued the Judge, "and
+it is further alleged that you are a fugitive from justice in two other
+States. What have you to say for yourself?"
+
+McAllister sought the Judge's eye in vain.
+
+"I have nothing to say," he replied faintly. There was a renewed
+scratching of pens.
+
+The Judge conferred with the clerk for a moment.
+
+"Any question of the prisoner's identity?" he asked.
+
+"Oh, no," replied Tom conclusively. "The fact is, yer onner, we took him
+by accident, as you may say. We laid a plant for a feller doin'
+second-story work on the avenoo, and when we nabbed him, who should it
+be but Welch! Ye see, they wired on his description from Philadelphia a
+couple of weeks ago, but we couldn't find hide or hair of him in the
+city, and had about give up lookin'. Then, quite unexpected, we scoops
+him in. Here's his indentity," handing the Judge a soiled telegraph
+blank. "It's him, all right," he added with a grin.
+
+The magistrate glanced at the form and at McAllister.
+
+"Seems to fit," he commented. "Have you looked for the scar?"
+
+Tom laughed.
+
+"Sure! I seen it when he was gettin' his measurements took, down to
+headquarters."
+
+"Turn around, Welch, and let's see your back," directed the magistrate.
+
+The clubman turned around and displayed his collarless neck.
+
+"There it is!" exclaimed Tom.
+
+McAllister mechanically put his hand to his neck and turned faint. He
+had had in his childhood an almost forgotten fall, and the scar was
+still there. He experienced a genuine thrill of horror.
+
+"Well," continued the magistrate, "the prisoner is entitled to counsel,
+and, besides, I am sure that the complainant, Mr. Brown, has no desire
+to be delayed here on Christmas Day. I will set the hearing for ten
+o'clock to-morrow morning, at the Tombs police court. I shall be
+sitting there for Judge Mason the rest of the week, beginning to-morrow,
+and will take the case along with me. You might suggest to the Warden
+that it would be more convenient to send the prisoner down to the Tombs,
+so that there need be no delay."
+
+The complainant bowed, and the officer at the bridge slapped McAllister
+not unkindly upon the back.
+
+"You'll need a pretty good lawyer," he remarked with a wink.
+
+"Next!" ordered the Judge.
+
+In the patrol wagon McAllister had ample time for reflection. A motley
+collection of tramps, "disorderlies," and petty law-breakers filled the
+seats and crowded the aisle. They all talked and joked, swinging from
+side to side and clutching at one another for support with harsh
+outbursts of profanity, as they rattled down the deserted streets toward
+New York's Bastile. Staggering for a foot-hold, between four women of
+the town, McAllister was forced to breathe the fumes of alcohol, the
+odor of musk, and the aroma of foul linen. He no longer felt innocent.
+The sense of guilt was upon him. He seemed part and parcel of this load
+of miserable humanity.
+
+The wagon clattered over the cobblestones of Elm Street, and whirling
+round, backed up to the door of the Tombs. The low, massive Egyptian
+structure, surrounded by a high stone wall, seemed like a gigantic
+mortuary vault waiting to receive the "civilly dead." Warden and keepers
+were ready for the prisoners, who were now unceremoniously bundled out
+and hustled inside. McAllister stood with the others in a small anteroom
+leading directly into the lowest tier. He could hear the ceaseless
+shuffling of feet and the subdued murmur of voices, rising and falling,
+but continuous, like the twittering of a multitude of birds, while
+through the bars came the fetid prison smell, with a new and
+disagreeable element--the odor of prison food.
+
+"Keepin' your mouth shut?" remarked the deputy to McAllister, as he
+entered the words "Prisoner refuses to answer," and blotted them.
+
+"We're rather crowded just now," he added apologetically. "I guess I'll
+send you to Murderer's Row. Holloa, there!" he called to someone above,
+"one for the first tier!"
+
+A keeper seized the clubman by the arm, opened a door in the steel
+grating, and pushed him through. "Go 'long up!" he ordered.
+
+McAllister started wearily up the stairs. At the top of the flight he
+came to another door, behind which stood another keeper. In the
+background marched in ceaseless procession an irregular file of men. In
+the gloom they looked like ghosts. Aimlessly they walked on, one behind
+the other, most of them with eyes downcast, wordless, taking that
+exercise of the body which the law prescribed.
+
+McAllister entered The Den of Beasts.
+
+"All right, Jimmy!" yelled the keeper to the deputy warden below. Then,
+turning to McAllister. "I'm goin' to put you in with Davidson. He's
+quiet, and won't bother you if you let him alone. Better give him
+whichever berth he feels like. Them double-decker cots is just as good
+on top as they is below."
+
+McAllister followed the keeper down the narrow gangway that ran around
+the prison. In the stone corridor below a great iron stove glowed
+red-hot, and its fumes rose and mingled with the tainted air that
+floated out from every cell. Above him rose tier on tier, illuminated
+only by the gray light which filtered through a grimy window at one end
+of the prison. The arrangement of cells, the "bridges" that joined the
+tiers, and the murky atmosphere, heightened the resemblance to the
+"'tween decks" of an enormous slaver, bearing them all away to some
+distant port of servitude.
+
+"Get up there, Jake! Here's a bunkie for you."
+
+McAllister bent his head and entered. He was standing beside a
+two-story cot bed, in a compartment about six by eight feet square. A
+faint light came from a narrow, horizontal slit in the rear wall. A
+faucet with tin basin completed the contents of the room. On the top
+bunk lay a man's soiled coat and waistcoat, the feet of the owner being
+discernible below.
+
+The keeper locked the door and departed, while the occupant of the
+berth, rolling lazily over, peered up at the new-comer; then he sprang
+from the cot.
+
+"Mr. McAllister!" he whispered hoarsely.
+
+It was Wilkins--the old Wilkins, in spite of a new light-brown beard.
+
+For a few moments neither spoke.
+
+"Sorry to see you 'ere, sir," said Wilkins at length, in his old
+respectful tones. "Won't you sit down, sir?"
+
+McAllister seated himself upon the bed automatically.
+
+"You here, Wilkins?" he managed to say.
+
+Wilkins laughed rather bitterly.
+
+"I've been in stir a good part of the time since I left you, sir; an'
+two weeks ago I pleaded guilty to larceny and was sentenced to one year
+more. But I'm glad to see you lookin' so well, if you'll pardon me,
+sir."
+
+"I'm sorry for you, Wilkins," the master managed to reply. "I hope my
+severity in that matter of the pin did not bring you to this!"
+
+Wilkins hesitated for a moment.
+
+"It ain't your fault, sir. I was born crooked, I fancy, sir. It's all
+right. You've got troubles of your own. Only--you'll excuse me, sir--I
+never suspected anything when I was in your service."
+
+McAllister did not grasp the meaning of this remark; he only felt relief
+that Wilkins apparently bore him no ill-will. Very few of his friends
+would have followed up a theft of that sort. They expected their men to
+steal their pins.
+
+"Mebbe I might 'elp you. Wot's the charge, sir?"
+
+With his former valet as a sympathetic listener, McAllister poured out
+his whole story, omitting nothing, and, as he finished, leaned forward,
+searching eagerly the other's face.
+
+"Now, what shall I do? What shall I do, Wilkins?"
+
+The latter coughed deprecatingly.
+
+"You'll pardon me, but that'll never go, sir! You'll have to get
+somethin' better than that, sir. The jury will never believe it."
+
+McAllister sprang to his feet, in so doing knocking his head against the
+iron support of the upper cot.
+
+"How dare you, Wilkins! What do you mean?"
+
+"There, there, sir!" exclaimed the other. "Don't take on so. Of course I
+didn't mean you wouldn't tell the truth, sir. But don't you see, sir,
+hit isn't I as am goin' to listen to it? Shall I fetch you some water to
+wash your face, sir?" He turned on the faucet.
+
+The clubman, yielding to the force of ancient habit, allowed Wilkins to
+let it run for him, and having washed his face and combed his hair, felt
+somewhat refreshed.
+
+"That feels good," he remarked, rubbing his hands together.
+
+It was obvious that so long as he remained in prison he would be either
+"Fatty Welch" or someone else equally depraved; and since he could not
+make anyone understand, it seemed his best plan to accept for the time,
+with equanimity, the personality that fate had thrust upon him.
+
+"Well, Wilkins, we're in a tight place. But we'll do what we can to
+assist each other. If I get out first I'll help you, and _vice versa_.
+Now, what's the first thing to be done? You see, I've never been here
+before."
+
+"That's the talk, sir," answered Wilkins. "Now, first, who's your
+lawyer?"
+
+"Haven't any, yet."
+
+"All depends on the lawyer," returned the valet judicially. "Now,
+there's Carter, and Herlihy, and Kemp, all sharp fellows, but they're
+always after you for money, and then they're so clever that the jury is
+apt to distrust 'em. The best thing, I find, is to get the most
+respectable old solicitor you can--kind of genteel, 'family' variety,
+with the goodness just stickin' hout all hover 'im. 'E creates a
+hatmosphere of hinnocence, and that's wot you need. One as 'as white
+'air and can talk about 'this boy 'ere' and can lay 'is 'and on yer
+shoulder and weep. That's the go, sir."
+
+"I understand," said McAllister.
+
+Under the guidance of his valet our hero secured writing materials and
+indicted a pitiful appeal to his family lawyer.
+
+A gong rang; the squad of prisoners who had been exercising went back to
+their cells, and the keeper came and unlocked the door.
+
+McAllister stepped out and fell into line. His tight clothes proved very
+uncomfortable as he strode round the tiers, and the absence of a
+collar--yes, that was really the most unpleasant feature. His neck was
+not much to boast of, therefore he always wore his shirts low and his
+collars high. Now, as he stumbled along, he was the object of
+considerable attention from his fellows.
+
+At the end of an hour another gong sounded. In a moment the tiers were
+empty; fifty doors clanged to.
+
+"Well, Wilkins?"
+
+"Being as this is Sunday, sir, we 'ave a few hours' service. Church of
+England first, then City Mission. We're not hallowed to talk, but if you
+don't mind the 'owlin' you can snatch a wink o' sleep. Christmas dinner
+at twelve. Old Burridge, the trusty, was a-tellin' me as 'ow it's
+hexcellent, sir!"
+
+McAllister looked at his watch in despair. It was only a quarter past
+ten. He had not been to church for fifteen years, but evidently he was
+in for it now. Following his former valet's example, he took off his
+shoes and stretched himself upon the cot.
+
+On and on in never-varying tones dragged the service. The preacher held
+the key to the situation. His congregation could not escape; he had a
+full house, and he was bent on making the most of it.
+
+The hands of McAllister's watch crept slowly round to five minutes
+before eleven.
+
+When at last the preacher stopped, carefully folded his manuscript, and
+pronounced the benediction, a prolonged sigh of relief eddied through
+the Tombs. Men were waking on all sides; cots creaked; there was a
+general and contagious yawn.
+
+Again the gong rang, and with it the smell of food floated up along the
+tiers. McAllister realized that he was hungry--not mildly, as he was at
+the club, but ravenous, as he had never been before. Presently the
+longed-for food came, borne by a "trusty" in new white uniform. Wilkins,
+who had been making a meagre toilet at the faucet, took in the dinner
+through the door--two tin plates piled high with turkey and chicken,
+flanked by heaps of potato and carrots, and one whole apple pie!
+
+"Ha!" thought McAllister, "I was not so far wrong about this part of
+it!" The chicken was perhaps not of the variety known as "spring"; but
+neither master nor man noticed it as they feasted, sitting side by side
+upon the cot.
+
+"Carrots!" philosophized McAllister, looking regretfully at his empty
+tin plate. "Now, I thought only horses ate carrots; and really, they're
+not bad at all. I should like some more. Er--Wilkins! Can we get some
+more carrots?"
+
+Wilkins shook his head mournfully.
+
+"Message for 34! Message for 34!"
+
+A letter was thrust through the bars.
+
+McAllister tore it open with feverish haste, and recognized the crabbed
+hand of old Mr. Potter.
+
+ 2 East Seventy-First Street.
+ F. Welch, Esq.
+
+ Sir: The remarkable letter just delivered to me,
+ signed by a name which you request me not to use in my
+ reply, has received careful consideration. I
+ telephoned to Mr. Mc----'s rooms, and was informed by
+ his valet that that gentleman had gone to the country
+ to visit friends over Christmas. I have therefore
+ directed the messenger to collect from yourself his
+ fee for delivering this answer. Yours, etc.,
+
+ EBENEZER POTTER.
+
+"That fool Frazier!" groaned McAllister. "How the devil could he have
+thought I had gone away?" Then he remembered that he had directed the
+valet to pack his bags and send them to the station, in anticipation of
+the Winthrops' invitation.
+
+He was at his wits' end.
+
+"How do you get bail, Wilkins?"
+
+"You 'ave to find someone as owns real estate in the city, sir, to go on
+your bond. 'Ow much is it?"
+
+"Five thousand dollars," replied McAllister.
+
+"'Oly Moses!" ejaculated the valet. He regarded his former master with
+renewed interest.
+
+But the dinner had wrought a change in that hitherto subdued individual.
+With a valet and running water he was beginning to feel his oats a
+little. He checked off mentally the names of his acquaintances. There
+was not one left in town.
+
+He repressed a yawn, and looked at his watch. One o'clock. Just then the
+gong rang again.
+
+"What in thunder is this, now?"
+
+"Afternoon service, sir. City Mission from one to two-thirty."
+
+"Ye gods!" ejaculated McAllister.
+
+A band of young girls came and stood with their hymn-books along the
+opposite tier, while a Presbyterian clergyman took the place on the
+bridge recently vacated by his Episcopal brother. Prayers alternated
+with hymns until the sermon, which lasted sixty-five minutes.
+
+McAllister, almost desperate, fretted and fumed until half past two,
+when the choir and missionary finally departed.
+
+"Only a 'arf 'our, sir, an' we can get some more hexercise," said
+Wilkins encouragingly.
+
+But McAllister did not want exercise. He swung to his feet, and peering
+disconsolately through the bars was suddenly confronted by an anæmic
+young woman holding an armful of flowers. Before he could efface himself
+she smiled sweetly at him.
+
+"My poor man," she began confidently, "how sorry I am for you this
+beautiful Christmas _Day_! Please take some of these; they will brighten
+up your cell wonderfully; and they are so fragrant." She pushed a dozen
+carnations and asters through the bars.
+
+McAllister, utterly dumfounded, took them.
+
+"What is your name?" continued the maiden.
+
+"Welch!" blurted out our bewildered friend.
+
+There was a stifled snort from the bunk behind.
+
+"Good-by, Welch. I know you are not _really_ bad. Won't you shake hands
+with me?"
+
+She thrust her hand through the bars, and McAllister gave it a
+perfunctory shake.
+
+"Good-by," she murmured, and passed on.
+
+"Lawd!" exploded Wilkins, rolling from side to side upon his cot. "O
+Lawd! O Lawd! O--" and he held his sides while McAllister stuck the
+carnations into the wash-basin.
+
+The gong again, and once more that endless tramp along the hot tiers.
+The prison grew darker. Gas-jets were lighted here and there, and the
+air became more and more oppressive. With five o'clock came supper; then
+the long, weary night.
+
+Next morning the valet seemed nervous and excited, eating little
+breakfast, and smiling from time to time vaguely to himself. Having
+fumbled in his pocket, he at last pulled out a dirty pawn-ticket, which
+he held toward his master.
+
+"'Ere, sir," he said with averted head. "It's for the pin. I'm sorry I
+took it."
+
+McAllister's eyes were a little blurred as he mechanically received the
+card-board.
+
+"Shake hands, Wilkins," was all he said.
+
+A keeper came walking along the tier rattling the doors and telling
+those who were wanted in court to get ready.
+
+"Good-by," said McAllister. "I'm sorry you felt obliged to plead guilty.
+I might have helped you if I'd only known. Why didn't you stand your
+trial?"
+
+"I 'ad my reasons," replied the valet. "I wanted to get my case disposed
+of as quick as possible. You see, I'd been livin' in Philadelphia, and
+'ad just come to New York when I was harrested. I didn't want 'em to
+find out who I was or where I come from, so I just gives the name of
+Davidson, and takes my dose."
+
+"Well," said McAllister, "you're taking your own dose; I'm taking
+somebody else's. That hardly seems a fair deal--now does it, Wilkins?
+But, of course, you don't know but that I _am_ Welch."
+
+"Oh, yes, I do, sir!" returned the valet. "You won't never be punished
+for what he done."
+
+"How do you know?" exclaimed McAllister, visions of a speedy release
+crowding into his mind. "And if you knew, why didn't you say so before?
+Why, you might have got me out. How do you know?" he repeated.
+
+Wilkins looked around cautiously. The keeper was at the other end of the
+tier. Then he came close to McAllister and whispered:
+
+"_Because I'm Fatty Welch myself!_"
+
+
+VI
+
+Downstairs, across the sunlit prison yard, past the spot where the
+hangings had taken place in the old days, up an enclosed staircase, a
+half turn, and the clubman was marched across the Bridge of Sighs. Most
+of the prisoners with him seemed in good spirits, but McAllister, who
+was oppressed with the foreboding of imminent peril, felt that he could
+no longer take any chances. His fatal resemblance to Fatty Welch, alias
+Wilkins, his former valet, the circumstances of his arrest, the scar on
+his neck, would seem to make conviction certain unless he followed one
+of two alternatives--either that of disclosing Welch's identity or his
+own. He dismissed the former instantly. Now that he knew something of
+the real sufferings of men, his own life seemed contemptible. What
+mattered the laughter of his friends, or sarcastic paragraphs in the
+society columns of the papers? What did the fellows at the club know of
+the game of life and death going on around them? of the misery and vice
+to which they contributed? of the hopelessness of those wretched souls
+who had been crushed down by fate into the gutters of life? Determined
+to declare himself, he entered the court-room and tramped with the
+others to the rail.
+
+There, to his amazement, sat old Mr. Potter beside the Judge. Tom and
+his partner stood at one side.
+
+"Welch, step up here."
+
+Mr. Potter nodded very slightly, and McAllister, taking the hint,
+stepped forward.
+
+"Is this your prisoner, officer?"
+
+"Shure, that's him, right enough," answered Tom.
+
+"Discharged," said the magistrate.
+
+Mr. Potter shook hands with his honor, who smiled good-humoredly and
+winked at McAllister.
+
+"Now, Welch, try and behave yourself. I'll let you off this time, but if
+it happens again I won't answer for the consequences. Go home."
+
+Mr. Potter whispered something to the baffled officers, who grinned
+sheepishly, and then, seizing McAllister's arm, led our astonished
+friend out of the court-room.
+
+As they whirled uptown in the closed automobile which had been waiting
+for them around the corner, Mr. Potter explained that after sending the
+letter he had felt far from satisfied, and had bethought him of calling
+up Mrs. Winthrop on the telephone. Her polite surprise at the lawyer's
+inquiries had fully convinced him of his error, and after evading her
+questions with his usual caution, he had taken immediate steps for his
+client's release--steps which, by reason of the lateness of the hour, he
+could not communicate to the unhappy McAllister.
+
+"What has become of the fugitive Welch," he ended, "remains a mystery.
+The police cannot imagine where he has hidden himself."
+
+"I wonder," said McAllister dreamily.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was just seven o'clock when McAllister, arrayed, as usual, in
+immaculate evening dress, sauntered into the club. Most of the men were
+back from their Christmas outing; half a dozen of them were engaged in
+ordering dinner.
+
+"Hello, Chubby!" shouted someone. "Come and have a drink. Had a pleasant
+Christmas? You were at the Winthrops', weren't you?"
+
+"No," answered McAllister; "had to stay right in New York. Couldn't get
+away. Yes, I'll take a dry Martini--er, waiter, make that two Martinis.
+I want you all to have dinner with me. How would terrapin and
+canvas-back do? Fill it out to suit yourselves, while I just take a
+look at the _Post_."
+
+He picked up a paper, glanced at the head-lines, threw it down with a
+sigh of relief, and lighted a cigarette. At the same moment two
+policemen in civilian dress were leaving McAllister's apartments, each
+having received at the hands of the impassive Frazier a bundle
+containing a silver-mounted revolver and a large bottle full of an
+unknown brown fluid.
+
+McAllister's dinner was a great success. The boys all said afterward
+that they had never seen Chubby in such good form. Only one incident
+marred the serenity of the occasion, and that was a mere trifle. Charlie
+Bush had been staying over Christmas with an ex-Chairman of the Prison
+Reform Association, and being in a communicative mood insisted on
+talking about it.
+
+"Only fancy," he remarked, as he took a gulp of champagne, "he says the
+prisons of the city are in an abominable condition--that they're a
+disgrace to a civilized community."
+
+Tomlinson paused in lifting his glass. He remembered his host's opinion,
+expressed two nights before and desired to show his appreciation of an
+excellent meal.
+
+"That's all rot!" he interrupted a little thickly. "'S all politics. The
+Tombs is a lot better than most second-class hotels on the Continent.
+Our prisons are all right, I tell you!" His eyes swept the circle
+militantly.
+
+"Look here, Tomlinson," remarked McAllister sternly, "don't be so sure.
+What do you know about it?"
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Extraordinary Adventure of the Baron de Ville
+
+
+I
+
+"I want you," said Barney Conville, tapping Mr. McAllister lightly upon
+the shoulder.
+
+The gentleman addressed turned sharply, letting fall his monocle. He
+certainly had never seen the man before in his life--was sure of it,
+even during that unfortunate experience the year before, which he had so
+far successfully concealed from his friends. No, it was simply a case of
+mistaken identity; and yet the fellow--confound him!--didn't look like a
+chap that often _was_ mistaken.
+
+"Come, come, Fatty; no use balkin'. Come along quiet," continued Barney,
+with his most persuasive smile. He was a smartly built fellow with a
+black mustache and an unswerving eye, about two-thirds the size of
+McAllister, whom he had addressed so familiarly.
+
+"Fatty!" McAllister, _bon vivant_, clubman, prince of good fellows,
+started at the word and stared tensely. What infernal luck! That same
+regrettable resemblance that had landed him in the Tombs over Christmas
+was again bobbing up to render him miserable. He wished, as he had
+wished a thousand times, that Wilkins had been sentenced to twenty years
+instead of one. He had evidently been discharged from prison and was at
+his old tricks again, with the result that once more his employer was
+playing the part of Dromio. McAllister had succeeded by judicious
+bribery and the greatest care in preserving inviolate the history of his
+incarceration. Had this not been the case one word now to the determined
+individual with the icy eye would have set the matter straight, but he
+could not bear to divulge the secret of those horrible thirty-six hours
+which he, under the name of his burglarious valet, had spent locked in a
+cell. Maybe he could show the detective he was mistaken without going
+into that lamentable history. But of course McAllister proceeded by
+exactly the wrong method.
+
+"Oh," he laughed nonchalantly, "there it is again! You've got me
+confused with Fatty Welch. We do look alike, to be sure." He put up his
+monocle and smiled reassuringly, as if his simple statement would
+entirely settle the matter.
+
+But Barney only winked sarcastically.
+
+"You show yourself quite familiar with the name of the gentleman I'm
+lookin' for."
+
+McAllister saw that he had made a mistake.
+
+"No more foolin', now," continued Barney. "Will you come as you are, or
+with the nippers?"
+
+The clubman bit his lip with annoyance.
+
+"Look here, hang you!" he exclaimed angrily, dropping his valise, "I'm
+Mr. McAllister of the Colophon Club. I'm on my way to dine with friends
+in the country. I've got to take this train. Listen! they're shouting
+'All aboard' now. I know who you're after. You've got us mixed. Your
+man's a professional crook. I can prove my identity to you inside of
+five minutes, only I haven't time here. Just jump on the train with me,
+and if you're not convinced by the time we reach 125th Street I'll get
+off and come back with you."
+
+"My, but you're gamer than ever, Fatty," retorted Barney with
+admiration. Thoughts of picking up hitherto unsuspected clews flitted
+through his mind. He had his man "pinched," why not play him awhile? It
+seemed not a half bad idea to the Central Office man.
+
+"Well, I'll humor you this once. Step aboard. No funny business, now.
+I've got my smoke wagon right here. Remember, you're under arrest."
+
+They swung aboard just as the train started. As McAllister sank into his
+seat in the parlor car with Barney beside him he recognized Joe
+Wainwright directly opposite. Here was an easy chance to prove his
+identity, and he was just about to lean over and pour forth his sorrows
+to his friend when he realized with fresh humiliation that should he
+seize this opportunity to explain the present situation, the whole
+wretched story of his Christmas in the Tombs would probably be divulged.
+He would be the laughing-stock of the club, and the fellows would never
+let him hear the last of it. He hesitated, but Wainwright took the
+initiative.
+
+"How d'y', Chubby?" said he, getting up and coming over. "On your way to
+Blair's?"
+
+"Yes. Almost missed the confounded train," replied McAllister,
+struggling for small talk.
+
+"Who's your friend?" continued the irrepressible Wainwright. "Kind o'
+think I know him. Foreigner, ain't he? Think he was at Newport last
+summer."
+
+"Er--ye--es. Baron de Ville. Picked him up at the club--friend of
+Pierrepont's. Takin' him out to Blair's--so hospitable, don'cher know."
+He stammered horribly, for he found himself sinking deeper and deeper.
+
+"Like to meet him," remarked Wainwright. "Like all these foreign
+fellers."
+
+McAllister groaned. He certainly was in for it now. The 125th Street
+idea would have to be abandoned.
+
+"Er--_Baron_"--he strangled over the name--"_Baron_, I want to present
+Mr. Joseph Wainwright. He thinks he's met you in Paris." Our friend
+accompanied this with a pronounced wink.
+
+"Glad to meet you, Baron," said Wainwright, grasping the detective's
+hand with effusion. "Newport, I think it was."
+
+The "Baron" bowed. This was a new complication, but it was all in the
+day's work. Of course, the whole thing was plain enough. Fatty Welch was
+"working" some swell guys who thought he was a real high-roller. Maybe
+he was going to pull off some kind of a job that very evening. Perhaps
+this big chap in the swagger flannels was one of the gang. Barney was
+thinking hard. Well, he'd take the tip and play the hand out.
+
+"It ees a peutifool efening," said the Baron.
+
+The train plunged into the tunnel.
+
+"Look here," hissed McAllister in Barney's ear. "You've got to stick
+this thing out, now, or I'll be the butt of the town. Remember, we're
+going to the Blairs at Scarsdale. You're the particular friend of a man
+named Pierrepont--fellow with a glass eye who owns a castle somewhere in
+France. . . . Are you satisfied yet?" he added indignantly.
+
+"I'm satisfied you're Fatty Welch," Barney replied. "I ain't on to your
+game, I admit. Still, I can do the Baron act awhile if it amuses you
+any."
+
+The train emerged from the tunnel, and McAllister observed that there
+were other friends of his on the car, bound evidently for the same
+destination. Well, anything was better than having that confounded story
+about the Tombs get around. He had often thought that if it ever did he
+would go abroad to live. He couldn't stand ridicule. His dignity was his
+chief asset. Nothing so effectually, as McAllister well knew, conceals
+the absence of brains. But could he ever in the wide, wide world work
+off the detective as a baron? Well, if he failed, he could explain the
+situation on the basis of a practical joke and save his face in that
+way. Just at present the Baron was getting along famously with
+Wainwright. McAllister hoped he wouldn't overdo it. One thing, thank
+Heaven, he remembered--Wainwright had flunked his French disgracefully
+at college and probably wouldn't dare venture it under the
+circumstances. There was still a chance that he might convince his
+captor of his mistake before they reached Scarsdale, and on the strength
+of this he proposed a cigar. But Wainwright had frozen hard to his Baron
+and accepted for himself with alacrity, even suggesting a drink on his
+own account. McAllister's heart failed him as he thought of having to
+present the detective to Mrs. Blair and her fashionable guests and--by
+George, the fellow hadn't got a dress-suit! They never could get over
+_that_. It was bad enough to lug in a stranger--a "copper"--and palm him
+off as the distinguished friend of a friend, but a feller without any
+evening clothes--impossible! McAllister wanted to shoot him. Was ever a
+chap so tied up? And now if the feller wasn't talking about Paris!
+_Paris!_ He'd make some awful break, and then-- Oh, curse the luck,
+anyway!
+
+Then it was that McAllister resolved to do something desperate.
+
+
+II
+
+"I'm perfectly delighted to have the Baron. Why didn't you bring
+Pierrepont, too? How d'y' do, Baron? Let me present you to my husband.
+Gordon--Baron de Ville. I'll put you and Mr. McAllister together. We're
+just a little crowded. You've hardly time to dress--dinner in just
+nineteen minutes."
+
+"Zank you! It ees so vera hospitable!" said the Baron, bowing low, and
+twirling his mustache in the most approved fashion.
+
+"Come on, de Ville." McAllister slapped his Old-Man-of-the-Sea upon the
+back good-naturedly. "You can give Mrs. Blair all the _risque_ Paris
+gossip at dinner." They followed the second man upstairs. Although an
+old friend of both Mrs. Blair and her husband, McAllister had never been
+at the Scarsdale house before. It was new, and massively built. They
+were debating whether or not to call it Castle Blair. The second man
+showed them to a room at the extreme end of a wing, and as the servant
+laid out the clothes McAllister thought the man eyed him rather
+curiously. Well, confound it, he was getting used to it. Barney lit a
+cigarette and measured the distance from the window to the ground with a
+discriminating eye.
+
+"Well," said the clubman, after the second man had finally retired, "are
+you satisfied? And what the deuce is going to happen now?"
+
+Barney sank into a Morris chair and thrust his feet comfortably on to
+the fender.
+
+"Fatty," said he, as he blew a multitude of tiny rings toward the blaze,
+"you're a wizard! Never seen such nerve in my life--and you only out two
+months! You've got the clothes, and, what's more, you've got the real
+chappie lingo. It's great! I'm sorry to have to pull in such an artist.
+I am, honest. An' now you've got to go behind prison bars! It's
+sad--positively sad!"
+
+"Look here!" demanded McAllister. "Do you mean to tell me you're such a
+bloomin' ass as to think that I'm a crook, a professional burglar, who's
+got an introduction into society--a what-do-you-call-him? Oh,
+yes--Raffles?"
+
+Barney grinned at his victim, who was just getting into his dress-coat.
+
+"Don't throw such a chest, Fatty!" he said genially. "I think you've got
+Raffles whipped to a standstill. But you can't fool me, and you can't
+lose me. By the way, what am I goin' to do for evenin' clothes?"
+
+"Dunno. Have to stay up here, I guess. You can't come to dinner in those
+togs. It would queer everything."
+
+"I'm goin', just the same. Not once do I lose sight of you, old chappie,
+until you're safely in the cooler at headquarters. Then your swell
+friends can bail you out!"
+
+It was time for dinner. The little Dresden china clock on the mantel
+struck the hour softly, politely. McAllister glanced toward the door.
+The room was the largest of a suite. A small hall intervened between
+them and the main corridor. His hand trembled as he lit a Philip Morris.
+
+"Come on, then," he muttered over his shoulder to Barney, and led the
+way to the door leading into the bath-room, which was next the door into
+the hall and identical with it in appearance. He held it politely ajar
+for the detective, with a smile of resignation.
+
+"Apres vous, mon cher Baron!" he murmured.
+
+The Baron acknowledged the courtesy with an appreciative grin and passed
+in front of McAllister, but had no sooner done so than he received a
+violent push into the darkness. McAllister quickly pulled and locked the
+heavy walnut door, then paused, breathless, listening for some sound. He
+hoped the feller hadn't fallen and cut his head against the tub. There
+was a muffled report, and a bullet sang past and buried itself in the
+enamelled bedstead. Bang! Another whizzed into the china on the
+washstand.
+
+McAllister dashed for the corridor, closing both the outer and inner
+means of egress. At the head of the stairs he met Wainwright.
+
+"What the devil are you fellers tryin' to do, anyway?" asked the latter.
+"Sounds as if you were throwin' dumb-bells at each other."
+
+McAllister lighted another cigarette.
+
+"Oh, the Baron was showing me how they do '_savate_,' that kind of
+boxing with their feet, don'cher know!"
+
+Chubby was entirely himself again. An unusual color suffused his
+ordinarily pink countenance as he joined the guests waiting for dinner.
+He explained ruefully that the Baron had been suddenly taken with a
+sharp pain in his head. It was an old trouble, he informed them, and
+would soon pass off. The nobleman would join the others presently--as
+soon as he felt able to do so.
+
+[Illustration: "I think you've got Raffles whipped to a standstill."]
+
+There were murmurs of regret from all sides, since Mrs. Blair had lost
+no time in spreading the knowledge of the distinguished foreigner's
+presence at the house.
+
+"Who's missing besides the Baron?" inquired Blair, counting heads. "Oh,
+yes, Miss Benson!"
+
+"Oh, we won't wait for Mildred! It would make her feel so awkward,"
+responded his wife. "She and the Baron can come in together. Mr.
+McAllister, I believe I'm to have the pleasure of being taken in by
+you!"
+
+"Er--ye--es!" muttered Chubby vaguely, for at the moment he was
+calculating how long it would have taken that other Baron, the famous
+Trenk, to dig his way out of a porcelain bath-tub. "Too beastly bad
+about de Ville, but these French fellows, they don't have the advantage
+of our athletic sports to keep 'em in condition. Do you know, I hardly
+ever get off my peck? All due to taking regular exercise."
+
+The party made their way to the dining-room and were distributed in
+their various places. As McAllister was pushing in the chair of his
+hostess his eye fell upon a servant who was performing the same office
+for a lady opposite. _Could_ it be? He adjusted his monocle. There was
+no doubt about it. It was Wilkins. And now the detective was locked in
+the bath-room, and the burglar, his own double, would probably pass him
+the soup.
+
+"What a jolly mess!" ejaculated the bewildered guest under his breath,
+sinking into his chair and mechanically bolting a _caviare
+hors-d'oeuvre_. He drained his sherry and tried to grasp the whole
+significance of the situation.
+
+"I do hope the Baron is feeling better by this time," he heard Mrs.
+Blair remark. He was about to make an appropriately sympathetic reply
+when Miss Benson came hurriedly into the room, paused at the foot of the
+table and grasped the back of a chair for support. She had lost all her
+color, and her hands and voice trembled with excitement.
+
+"It's gone!" she gasped. "Stolen! My mother's pearl necklace! I had it
+on the bureau just before tea! Oh, what shall I do!" She burst into
+hysterical sobs.
+
+Two or three women gave little shrieks and pushed back their chairs.
+
+"My tiara!" exclaimed one.
+
+"And my diamond sun-burst! I left it right on a book on the
+dressing-table!" cried another.
+
+There was a general move from the table.
+
+"O Gordon! Do you think there are burglars in the house?" called Mrs.
+Blair to her husband.
+
+"Heaven knows!" he replied. "There may be. But don't let's get excited.
+Miss Benson may possibly be mistaken, or she may have mislaid the
+necklace. What do you suggest, McAllister?"
+
+"Well," replied our hero, keeping a careful eye upon Wilkins, "the first
+thing is to learn how much is missing. Why don't these ladies go right
+upstairs and see if they've lost anything? Meanwhile, we'd all better
+sit down and finish our soup."
+
+"Good idea!" returned Blair. "I'll go with them."
+
+The three hurriedly left the room, and the rest of the guests, with the
+exception of Miss Benson, seated themselves once more.
+
+Everybody began to talk at once. By George! The Benson pearls stolen!
+Why, they were worth twenty thousand dollars thirty years ago in Rome.
+You couldn't buy them _now_ for love or money. Well, she had better sit
+down and eat something, anyway--a glass of wine, just to revive her
+spirits. Miss Benson was finally persuaded by her anxious hostess to sit
+down and "eat something." Mrs. Blair was very much upset. How awkward to
+have such a thing happen at one's first house party.
+
+The searchers presently returned with the word that apparently nothing
+else had been taken. This had a beneficial effect on the general
+appetite.
+
+Meanwhile McAllister had been watching Wilkins. Wilkins had been
+watching McAllister. Since that Christmas in the Tombs they had not seen
+each other. The valet was unchanged, save, of course, that his beard was
+gone. He moved silently from place to place, nothing betraying the
+agitation he must have felt at the realization that he was discovered.
+People were all shouting encouragement to Miss Benson. There was a great
+chatter and confusion. The tearful and hysterical Mildred was making
+pitiful little dabs at the viands forced upon her. Meanwhile the dinner
+went on. McAllister's seat commanded the door, and he could see, through
+the swinging screen, that there was no exit to the kitchen from the
+pantry.
+
+Wilkins approached with the fish. As the valet bent forward and passed
+the dish to his former master McAllister whispered sharply in his ear:
+
+"You're caught unless you give up that necklace. There's a Central
+Office man outside. _I_ brought him. Pass me the jewels. It's your only
+chance!"
+
+"Very good, sir," replied Wilkins without moving a muscle.
+
+The guests were still discussing excitedly Miss Benson's loss.
+McAllister's thoughts flew back to the time when, locked in the same
+cell, he and Wilkins had eaten their frugal meal together. He could
+never bring himself now to give him up to that detective fellow--that
+ubiquitous and omniscient ass! But Wilkins was approaching with the
+_entrée_. As he passed the _vol au vent_ he unostentatiously slipped
+something in a handkerchief into McAllister's lap.
+
+"May I go now, sir?" he asked almost inaudibly.
+
+"Have you taken anything else?" inquired his master.
+
+"Nothing."
+
+"On your honor as a gentleman----'s gentleman?"
+
+Wilkins smiled tremulously.
+
+"Hon my onor, Mr. McAllister."
+
+"Then, go!--You seem to have a _penchant_ for pearls," McAllister added
+half to himself, as he clasped in his hand the famous necklace. Common
+humanity to Miss Benson demanded his instant declaration of its
+possession, but the thought of Wilkins, who had slipped unobtrusively
+through the door, gave him pause. Let the poor chap have all the time he
+could get. He'd probably be caught, anyway. Just a question of a few
+days at most. And what a chance to get even on the Baron!
+
+But meanwhile the service had halted. The butler, a sedate person with
+white mutton-chops, after waiting nervously a few minutes, started to
+pass the roast himself.
+
+Miss Benson had been prevailed upon to finish her meal, and after dinner
+they were all going to have a grand hunt, everywhere. Afterward, if the
+necklace was not discovered, they would send for a detective from New
+York.
+
+Suddenly two pistol shots rang out just beside the window. Men's voices
+were raised in angry shouts. A horse attached to some sort of vehicle
+galloped down the road. The guests started to their feet. A violent
+struggle was taking place outside the dining-room door. McAllister
+sprang up just in time to see the Baron break away from Blair's coachman
+and cover him with his pistol. The jehu threw up his hands. He was a
+sorry spectacle, collarless, and without his coat. Damp earth clung to
+his lower limbs and his defiant eyes glowed under tousled hair, while a
+bloody, swollen nose protruded between them.
+
+"Here! What's all this?" shouted Blair. "Put up that pistol! Who are
+you, sir?" Then the host rubbed his eyes and looked again.
+
+"By George! It's the Baron!" yelled Wainwright.
+
+"The Baron! The Baron!" exclaimed the others.
+
+"Baron--nothin'!" gasped Barney, still covering the coachman, while with
+the other hand he tried to rearrange his neckwear. "I'm Conville of the
+Central Office, and this man has aided in an escape. I'm arrestin' him
+for felony!"
+
+The detective's own features had evidently made a close acquaintance
+with mother earth, and one sleeve was torn almost to the shoulder. His
+eye presently fell upon McAllister, and he gave vent to an exclamation
+of bewilderment.
+
+"You! _You_! How did you get out of that wagon so quick? I've got you
+now, anyway!" And he shifted his gun in McAllister's direction. The
+women shrieked and crowded back into the dining-room.
+
+The coachman, who had not dared to remove his eyes from the detective,
+now began to jabber hysterically.
+
+"Hi think 'e's mad, I do, Mr. Blair! Hi think we all are! First hout
+comes Mr. McAllister, whom I brought from the station only an 'our ago
+an' says as 'ow 'e must go back at once to New York. So I 'arnesses up
+Lady Bird in the spyder an' sends Jeames to put hon 'is livery. Just as
+Jeames comes back an' Mr. McAllister jumps in, hout comes _this_ party
+_'ere_ an' yells somethin' about Welch an' tries to climb in arter Mr.
+McAllister. Jeames gives the mare a cut an' haway they go. Then this
+'ere party begins to run arter 'em and commences shootin'. _Hi_ tackles
+'im! _'E_ knocks me down! _Hi_ grabs 'im by the leg, an' 'ere we are,
+sir, axin' yer pardon--Hello, why _'ere's_ Mr. McAllister _now_! May I
+ask as 'ow you _got_ 'ere, sir?"
+
+But Barney had suddenly dropped the pistol.
+
+"Quick!" he shouted wildly. "Harness another horse! We've still got
+time. I can't lose my man this way!"
+
+"Well, who _is_ he? Who _was_ it you shot at?"
+
+"Welch! Fatty Welch!" shrieked the Baron. "There's two of 'em! But the
+one I want has started for the station. I must catch him!"
+
+"Excuse me, sir," interrupted the old butler, who alone had preserved
+his equanimity, addressing Mr. Blair. "My impression is, sir, that it
+must have been Manice, sir--the new third man, sir. I saw him step out.
+He must have taken Mr. McAllister's coat and hat!"
+
+There was an immediate chorus of assent. Of course that was it. The man
+had disguised himself in McAllister's clothes.
+
+"He's got the necklace!" wailed Mildred. "Oh, I _know_ he has!"
+
+"Yes! Yes!"
+
+"Of course he's got it!"
+
+"After him! After him!"
+
+"Necklace! What necklace?" inquired Barney, more bewildered than ever.
+
+"My mother's pearl necklace! She bought it in Rome. And now it's gone.
+He's got it."
+
+Barney made a move for the door.
+
+"Run and harness up, William!" directed Blair. "Put in the Morgan
+ponies. Hustle now. The train isn't due for fifteen minutes and you can
+reach the station in ten. Don't spare the horses!"
+
+William, with a defiant look at the detective, hastened to obey the
+order.
+
+Barney was running his hands through his hair. He certainly had stumbled
+on to somethin', by Hookey! If he could only catch that feller it would
+mean certain promotion! He had to admit that he had been mistaken about
+McAllister, but this was better.
+
+"You see, I was right!" remarked our hero to the detective in his usual
+suave tones. "You should have done just what I said. You stayed too long
+upstairs. However, there's still a running chance of your catching our
+man at the station. Here, take a drink, and then get along as fast as
+you can!"
+
+He handed Barney a glass of champagne, and the detective hastily gulped
+it down. He needed it, for the fifteen-foot jump from the bath-room
+window had shaken him up badly.
+
+"Trap's ready, sir!" called William, coming into the hall, and Barney
+turned without a word and dashed for the door. The whip cracked and
+McAllister was free.
+
+"Well, well, well!" remarked Blair. "Don't let's lose our dinner,
+anyway! Come, ladies, let's finish our meal. We at least know who the
+thief is, and there's a fair chance of his being caught. I will notify
+the White Plains police at once! Don't despair, Miss Benson. We'll have
+the necklace for you yet!"
+
+But Mildred was not to be comforted and clung to Mrs. Blair, with the
+tears welling in her eyes, while her hostess patted her cheek and tried
+to encourage a belief that the necklace in some mysterious way would
+return.
+
+"No, it's gone! I know it is. They'll never catch him! Oh, it's
+dreadful! I would give anything in the world to have that necklace
+back!"
+
+"_Anything_, Miss Benson?" inquired McAllister gayly, as he rose from
+his place and held up the softly shining cord of pearls. "But perhaps
+if I held you to the letter of your contract you might claim _duress_.
+Allow me to return the necklace. It's a great pleasure, I assure you!"
+
+"Hooray for Chubby!" shouted Wainwright. The company gasped with
+astonishment as Miss Benson eagerly seized the jewels.
+
+"By George, McAllister! How did you do it?" inquired his excited host.
+
+"Yes, tell us! How did you get 'em? _Where_ did you get 'em?"
+
+"Who was the Baron?"
+
+"How on earth did you know?"
+
+They all suddenly began to shout, asking questions, arguing, and
+exclaiming with astonishment.
+
+McAllister saw that some explanation was in order.
+
+"Just a bit of detective work of my own," he announced carelessly. "I
+don't care to say anything more about it. One can't give away one's
+trade secrets, don'cher know. Of course that assistant of mine made
+rather a mess of it, but after all, the necklace was the main thing!"
+And he bowed to Miss Benson.
+
+Beyond this brilliant elucidation of the mystery no one could extract a
+syllable from the hero of the occasion. The Baron did not return, and
+his absence was not observed. But Joe Wainwright voiced the sentiments
+of the entire company when he announced somewhat huskily that
+McAllister made Sherlock Holmes look like thirty cents.
+
+"But, say," he muttered thickly an hour later to his host as they
+sauntered into the billiard-room for one last whiskey and soda, "did you
+notice how much that butler feller that ran away looked like McAllister?
+'S livin' image! 'Pon my 'onor!"
+
+"You've been drinking, Joe!" laughed his companion.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Escape of Wilkins
+
+
+I
+
+"Party to see you, sir, in the visitors' room. Didn't have a card. Said
+you would know him, sir."
+
+Although Peter spoke in his customary deferential tones, there was a
+queer look upon his face that did not escape McAllister as the latter
+glanced up from the afternoon paper which he had been perusing in the
+window.
+
+"Hm!" remarked the clubman, gazing out at the rain falling in torrents.
+Who in thunder could be calling upon him a day like this, when there
+wasn't even a cab in sight and the policemen had sought sanctuary in
+convenient vestibules. It was evident that this "party" must want to see
+him very badly indeed.
+
+"What shall I say, sir?" continued Peter gently.
+
+McAllister glanced sharply at him. Of course it was absurd to suppose
+that Peter, or anyone else, had heard of the extraordinary events at the
+Blairs' the night before, yet vaguely McAllister felt that this
+stranger must in some mysterious way be connected with them. In any case
+there was no use trying to duck the consequences of the adventure,
+whatever they might prove to be.
+
+"I'll see him," said the clubman. Maybe it was another detective after
+additional information, or perhaps a reporter. Without hesitation he
+crossed the marble hall and parted the portières of the visitors' room.
+Before him stood the rain-soaked, bedraggled figure of the valet.
+
+"Wilkins!" he gasped.
+
+The burglar raised his head and disclosed a countenance haggard from
+lack of sleep and the strain of the pursuit. Little rivers of rain
+streamed from his cuffs, his (McAllister's) coat-tails, and from the
+brim of his master's hat, which he held deprecatingly before him. There
+was a look of fear in his eyes, and he trembled like a hare which pauses
+uncertain in which direction to escape.
+
+"Forgive me, sir! Oh, sir, forgive me! They're right hafter me! Just
+houtside, sir! It was my honly chance!"
+
+McAllister gazed at him horrified and speechless.
+
+"You see, sir," continued Wilkins in accents of breathless terror, "I
+caught the train last night and reached the city a'ead of the detective.
+I knew 'e'd 'ave telegraphed a general halarm, so I 'id in a harea all
+night. This mornin' I thought I'd given 'im the slip, but I walked
+square into 'im on Fiftieth Street. I took it on a run hup Sixth
+Havenue, doubled 'round a truck, an' thought I'd lost 'im, but 'e saw me
+on Fifty-third Street an' started dead after me. I think 'e saw me stop
+in 'ere, sir. Wot shall I do, sir? You won't give me hup, will you,
+sir?"
+
+Before McAllister could reply there was a commotion at the door of the
+club, and he recognized the clear tones of Barney Conville.
+
+"Who am I? I'm a sergeant of police--Detective Bureau. You've just
+passed in a burglar. He must be right inside. Let me in, I say!"
+
+Wilkins shrank back toward the curtains.
+
+There was a slight scuffle, but the servant outside placed his foot
+behind the door in such a position that the detective could not enter.
+Then Peter came to the rescue.
+
+"What do you mean by trying to force your way into a private club, like
+this? I'll telephone the Inspector. Get out of here, now! Get away from
+that door!"
+
+"Inspector nothin'! Let me in!"
+
+"Have you got a warrant?"
+
+The question seemed to stagger the detective for a moment, and his
+adversary seized the opportunity to close the door. Then Peter knocked
+politely upon the other side of the curtains.
+
+"I'm afraid, Mr. McAllister, I can't keep the officer out much longer.
+It's only a question of time. You'll pardon me, sir?"
+
+"Of course, Peter," answered McAllister.
+
+He stepped to the window. Outside he could see Conville stationing two
+plain-clothes men so as to guard both exits from the club. McAllister's
+breath came fast. Wilkins crouched in terror by the centre-table. Then a
+momentary inspiration came to the clubman.
+
+"Er--Peter, this is my friend, Mr. Lloyd-Jones. Take his coat and hat,
+give me a check for them, and then show him upstairs to a room. He'll be
+here for an hour or so."
+
+"Very good, sir," replied Peter without emotion, as he removed Wilkins's
+dripping coat and hat. "This way, sir."
+
+Casting a look of dazed gratitude at his former master, the valet
+followed Peter toward the elevator.
+
+"Here's a nice mess!" thought McAllister, as he returned to the big
+room. "How am I ever going to get rid of him? And ain't I liable somehow
+as an accomplice?"
+
+He wrinkled his brows, lit a Perfecto, and sank again into his
+accustomed place by the window.
+
+"That policeman wants to see you, sir," said the doorman, suddenly
+appearing at his elbow. "Says he knows you, and it's somethin' very
+important."
+
+The clubman smothered a curse. His first impulse was to tell the
+impudent fellow to go to the devil, but then he thought better of it. He
+had beaten Conville once, and he would do so again. When it came to a
+show-down, he reckoned his brains were about as good as a policeman's.
+
+"All right," he replied. "Tell him to sit down--that I've just come in,
+and will be with him in a few moments."
+
+"Very good, sir," answered the servant.
+
+McAllister perceived that he must think rapidly. There was no escape
+from the conclusion that he was certainly assisting in the escape of a
+felon; that he was an accessory after the fact, as it were. The idea did
+not increase his happiness at all. His one experience in the Tombs,
+however adventitious, had been quite sufficient. Nevertheless, he could
+not go back on Wilkins, particularly now that he had promised to assist
+him. McAllister rubbed his broad forehead in perplexity.
+
+"The officer says he's in a great hurry, sir, and wants to know can you
+see him at once, sir," said the doorman, coming back.
+
+"Hang it!" exclaimed our hero. "Yes, I'll _see_ him."
+
+He got up and walked slowly to the visitors' room again, while Peter,
+with a studiously unconscious expression, held the portières open. He
+entered, prepared for the worst. As he did so, Conville sprang to his
+feet, leaving a pool of water in front of the sofa and tossing little
+drops of rain from the ends of his mustache.
+
+"Look here, Mr. McAllister, there's been enough of this. Where's Welch,
+the crook, who ran in here a few moments ago? Oh, he's here fast enough!
+I've got your club covered, front and behind. Don't try to con _me_!"
+
+McAllister slowly adjusted his monocle, smiled affably, and sank
+comfortably into an armchair.
+
+"Why, it's you, Baron, isn't it! How are you? Won't you have a little
+nip of something warm? No? A cigar, then. Here, Peter, bring the
+gentleman an Obsequio. Well, to what do I owe this honor?"
+
+Conville glared at him enraged. However, he restrained his wrath. A wise
+detective never puts himself at a disadvantage by giving way to useless
+emotion. When Peter returned with the cigar, Barney took it mechanically
+and struck a match, meanwhile keeping one eye upon the door of the club.
+
+"I suppose," he presently remarked, "you think you're smart. Well,
+you're mistaken. I had you wrong last night, I admit--that is, so far
+as your identity was concerned. You're a real high-roller, all right,
+but that ain't the whole thing, by a long shot. How would you like to
+wander down to Headquarters as an accomplice?"
+
+A few chills played hide-and-seek around the base of the clubman's
+spine.
+
+"Don't be an ass!" he finally managed to ejaculate.
+
+"Oh, I can't connect you with the necklace! You're safe enough there,"
+Barney continued. "But how about this little game right here in this
+club? You're aiding in the escape of a felon. That's _felony_. You know
+that yourself. Besides, when you locked me in the bath-room last night
+you assaulted an officer in the performance of his duty. I've got you
+dead to rights, _see_?"
+
+McAllister laughed lightly.
+
+"By jiminy!" he exclaimed, "I _thought_ you were crazy all the time, and
+now I _know_ it. What in thunder are you driving at?"
+
+Conville knocked the ashes off his cigar impatiently.
+
+"Drivin' at? Drivin' at? Where's Welch--Fatty Welch, that ran in here
+five minutes ago?"
+
+McAllister assumed a puzzled expression.
+
+"Welch? No one ran in here except myself. _I_ came in about that time.
+Got off the L at Fiftieth Street, footed it pretty fast up Sixth Avenue,
+and then through Fifty-third Street to the club. I got mighty well wet,
+too, I tell you!"
+
+"Don't think you can throw that game into _me_!" shouted Conville. "You
+can't catch me twice _that_ way. It was _Welch_ I saw, not you."
+
+"You don't believe me?"
+
+McAllister pressed the bell and Peter entered.
+
+"Peter, tell this gentleman how many persons have come into the club
+within the hour."
+
+"Why, only _you_, sir," replied Peter, without hesitation. "Your clothes
+was wringin' wet, sir. No one else has entered the club since twelve
+o'clock."
+
+"Bah!" exclaimed Conville. "If it was _you_ that came in," he added
+cunningly, "suppose you show me your check, and let me have a look at
+your coat!"
+
+"Certainly," responded McAllister, beginning to regain his equanimity,
+as he drew Wilkins's check from his pocket. "Here it is. You can step
+over and get the coat for yourself."
+
+Barney seized the small square of brass, crossed to the coat-room, and
+returned with the dripping garment, which he held up to the light at the
+window.
+
+"You ought to find Poole's name under the collar, and my own inside the
+breast-pocket," remarked Chubby encouragingly. "It's there, isn't it?"
+
+Conville threw the soaked object over a chair-back and made a rapid
+inspection, then turned to McAllister with an expression of
+bewilderment.
+
+"I--you--how--" he stammered.
+
+"Don't you remember," laughed his tormentor, "that there was a big truck
+on the corner of Sixth Avenue?"
+
+Barney set his teeth.
+
+"I see you _do_," continued McAllister. "Well, what more can I do for
+you? Are you sure you won't have that drink?"
+
+But Conville was in no mood for drinking. Stepping up to the clubman, he
+looked searchingly down into his face.
+
+"Mr. McAllister," he hissed, "you think you've got me criss-crossed. You
+think you're a sure winner. But I _know_ you. I know your _face_. And
+this time I don't lose you, _see_? You're in cahoots with Welch. You're
+his side-partner. You'll see me again. Remember, you're a _common
+felon_."
+
+The detective made for the door.
+
+"Don't say 'common,'" murmured McAllister, as Conville disappeared. Then
+his nonchalant look gave place to one of extreme dejection. "Peter," he
+gasped, "tell Mr. Lloyd-Jones I must see him at once."
+
+Peter soon returned with the unexpected information that "Mr.
+Lloyd-Jones" had gone to bed and wouldn't get up.
+
+"Says he's sick, sir," said Peter, trying hard to retain his gravity.
+
+McAllister made one jump for the elevator. Peter followed. Of course,
+_he_ had known Wilkins when the latter was in McAllister's employ.
+
+"I put him in No. 13, sir," remarked the majordomo.
+
+Sure enough, Wilkins was in bed. His clothes were nowhere visible, and
+the quilt was pulled well up around his fat neck. He seemed utterly to
+have lost his nerve.
+
+"Oh, sir!" he cried apologetically, "I was hafraid to come down, sir.
+_Without my clothes_ they never could hidentify me, sir!"
+
+"What on earth have you done with 'em?" cried his master.
+
+"Oh, Mr. McAllister!" wailed Wilkins, "I couldn't think o' nothin' else,
+so I just threw 'em hout the window, into the hairshaft."
+
+At this intelligence Peter, who had lingered by the door, choked
+violently and retired down the hall.
+
+"Wilkins," exclaimed McAllister, "I never took you for a fool before!
+Pray, what do you propose to do now?"
+
+[Illustration: "You think you're a sure winner. But I _know_ you. I know
+your _face_."]
+
+"I don't know, sir."
+
+"Can't you see what an awkward position you've placed me in?" went on
+McAllister. "I'm liable to arrest for aidin' in your escape. In fact,
+that detective has just threatened to take me to Headquarters."
+
+"'Oly Moses!" moaned Wilkins. "Oh, wot shall I do? If you honly get me
+haway, sir, I promise you I'll never return."
+
+McAllister closed the door, sat down by the bed, and puffed hard at his
+cigar.
+
+"I'll try it!" he muttered at length. "Wilkins, you remember you always
+wore my clothes."
+
+"Yes, sir," sighed Wilkins.
+
+"Well, to-night you shall leave the club in my dress-suit, tall hat, and
+Inverness--understand? You'll take a cab from here at eleven-forty. Go
+to the Grand Central and board the twelve o'clock train for Boston.
+Here's a ticket, and the check for the drawing-room. You'll be Mr.
+McAllister of the Colophon Club, if anyone speaks to you. You're going
+on to Mr. Cabot's wedding to-morrow, to act as best man. Turn in as soon
+as you go on board, and don't let anyone disturb you. I'll be on the
+train myself, and after it starts I'll knock three times on the door."
+
+"Very good, sir," murmured Wilkins.
+
+"I'll send to my rooms for the clothes at once. Do you think you can do
+it?"
+
+"Oh, certainly, sir! Thank you, sir! I'll be there, sir, never fail."
+
+"Well, good luck to you."
+
+McAllister returned to the big room downstairs. The longer he thought of
+his plan the better he liked it. He was going to the Winthrops' Twelfth
+Night party that evening as Henry VIII. He would dress at the club and
+leave it in costume about nine o'clock. Conville would never recognize
+him in doublet and hose, and, when Wilkins departed at eleven-forty,
+would in all likelihood take the latter for McAllister. If he could thus
+get rid of his ex-valet for good and all it would be cheap at twice the
+trouble. So far as spiriting away Wilkins was concerned the whole thing
+seemed easy enough, and McAllister, once more in his usual state of
+genial placidity, ordered as good a dinner as the _chef_ could provide.
+
+
+II
+
+The revelry was at its height when Henry VIII realized with a start that
+it was already half after eleven. First there had been a professional
+presentation of the scene between Sir Andrew Aguecheek and Sir Toby
+Belch that had made McAllister shake with merriment. He thought Sir
+Andrew the drollest fellow that he had seen for many a day. Maria and
+the clown were both good, too. McAllister had a fleeting wish that he
+had essayed Sir Toby. The champagne had been excellent and the
+characters most amusing, and, altogether, McAllister did not blame
+himself for having overstayed his time--in fact, he didn't care much
+whether he had or not. He had intended going back to his rooms for the
+purpose of changing his costume, but he had plenty of clothes on the
+train, and there really seemed no need of it at all. He bade his hostess
+good-night in a most optimistic frame of mind and hailed a cab. The long
+ulster which he wore entirely concealed his costume save for his shoes,
+strange creations of undressed leather, red on the uppers and white
+between the toes. As for his cap and feather, he was quite too happy to
+mind them for an instant. The assembled crowd of lackeys and footmen
+cheered him mildly as he drove away, but Henry VIII, smoking a large
+cigar, noticed them not. Neither did he observe a slim young man who
+darted out from behind a flight of steps and followed the cab, keeping
+about half a block in the rear. The rain had stopped. The clouds had
+drawn aside their curtains, and a big friendly moon beamed down on
+McAllister from an azure sky, bright almost as day.
+
+The cabman hit up his pace as they reached the slope from the Cathedral
+down Fifth Avenue, and the runner was distanced by several blocks.
+McAllister, happy and sleepy, was blissfully unconscious of being an
+actor in a drama of vast import to the New York police, but as they
+reached Forty-third Street he saw by the illuminated clock upon the
+Grand Central Station that it was two minutes to twelve. At the same
+moment a trace broke. The driver sprang from his seat, but before he
+could reach the ground McAllister had leaped out. Tossing a bill to the
+perturbed cabby, our hero threw off his ulster and sped with an agility
+marvellous to behold down Forty-third Street toward the station. As he
+dashed across Madison Avenue, directly in front of an electric car, the
+hand on the clock slipped a minute nearer. At that instant the slim man
+turned the corner from Fifth Avenue and redoubled his speed. Thirty
+seconds later, McAllister, in sword, doublet, hose, and feathered cap,
+burst into the waiting-room, carrying an ulster, clearing half its
+length in six strides, threw himself through the revolving door to the
+platform, and sprang past the astonished gate-man just as he was
+sliding-to the gate.
+
+"Hi, there, give us yer ticket!" yelled the man after the retreating
+form of Henry VIII, but royalty made no response.
+
+The gate closed, a gong rang twice, somewhere up ahead an engine gave
+half a dozen spasmodic coughs, and the forward section of the train
+began to pull out. McAllister, gasping for breath, a terrible pain in
+his side, his ulster seeming to weigh a thousand pounds, stumbled upon
+the platform of the car next the last. As he did so, the slim young man
+rushed to the gate and commenced to beat frantically upon it. The
+gate-man, indignant, approached to make use of severe language.
+
+"Open this gate!" yelled the man. "There's a burglar in disguise on that
+train. Didn't you see him run through? Open up!"
+
+"Whata yer givin' us?" answered Gate. "Who are yer, anyhow?"
+
+"I'm a detective sergeant!" shrieked the one outside, excitedly
+exhibiting a shield. "I order you to open this gate and let me through."
+
+Gate looked with exasperating deliberateness after the receding train;
+its red lights were just passing out of the station.
+
+"Oh, go to--!" said he through the bars.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Is this car 2241?" inquired the breathless McAllister at the same
+moment, as he staggered inside.
+
+"Sho, boss," replied the porter, grinning from ear to ear as he received
+the ticket and its accompanying half-dollar. "Drawin'-room, sah?
+Yes-sah. Right here, sah! Yo' frien', he arrived some time ago. May Ah
+enquire what personage yo represent, sah? A most magnificent sword,
+sah!"
+
+"Where's the smoking compartment?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Udder end, sah!"
+
+Now McAllister had no inclination to feel his way the length of that
+swaying car. He perceived that the smoking compartment of the car behind
+would naturally be much more convenient.
+
+"I'm going into the next car to smoke for a while," he informed the
+darky.
+
+No one was in the smoking compartment of the Benvolio, which was bright
+and warm, and McAllister, throwing down his ulster, stretched
+luxuriously across the cushions, lit a cigar, and watched with interest
+the myriad lights of the Greater City marching past, those near at hand
+flashing by with the velocity of meteors, and those beyond swinging
+slowly forward along the outer rim of the circle. And the idea of this
+huge circle, its circumference ever changing with the forward movement
+of its pivot, beside which the train was rushing, never passing that
+mysterious edge which fled before them into infinity, took hold on
+McAllister's imagination, and he fancied, as he sped onward, that in
+some mysterious way, if he could only square that circle or calculate
+its radius, he could solve the problem of existence. What was it he had
+learned when a boy at St. Andrew's about the circle? Pi R--one--two--two
+Pi R! That was it! "2 pi r." The smoke from his cigar swirled thickly
+around the Pintsch light in the ceiling, and Henry VIII, oblivious of
+the anachronism, with his sword and feathered cap upon the sofa beside
+him, gazed solemnly into space.
+
+"Br-r-clink!--br-r-clink!" went the track.
+
+"Two Pi R!" murmured McAllister. "Two Pi R!"
+
+
+III
+
+Under the big moon's yellow disk, beside and past the roaring train,
+along the silent reaches of the Sound, leaping on its copper thread from
+pole to pole, jumping from insulator to insulator, from town to town,
+sped a message concerning Henry VIII. The night operator at New Haven,
+dozing over a paper in the corner, heard his call four times before he
+came to his senses. Then he sent the answer rattling back with a
+simulation of indignation:
+
+"Yes, yes! What's your rush?"
+
+ Special--Police--Headquarters--New Haven. Escaped
+ ex-convict Welch on No. 13 from New York. Notify
+ McGinnis. In complete disguise. Arrest and notify.
+ Particulars long-distance 'phone in morning.
+ EBSTEIN.
+
+The operator crossed the room and unhooked the telephone.
+
+"Headquarters, please."
+
+"Yes. Headquarters! Is McGinnis of the New York Detective Bureau there?
+Tell him he's wanted, to make an important arrest on board No. 13 when
+she comes through at two-twenty. Sorry. Say, tell him to bring along
+some cigars. I'll give him the complete message down here."
+
+Then the operator went back to his paper. In a few moments he suddenly
+sat up.
+
+"By gum!" he ejaculated.
+
+ BOLD ATTEMPT AT BURGLARY IN COUNTRY HOUSE
+
+ It was learned to-day that a well-known crook had been
+ successful recently in securing a position as a
+ servant at Mr. Gordon Blair's at Scarsdale. Last
+ evening one of the guests missed her valuable pearl
+ necklace. In the excitement which followed the burglar
+ made his escape, leaving the necklace behind him. The
+ perpetrator of this bold attempt is the notorious
+ Fatty Welch, now wanted in several States as a
+ fugitive from justice.
+
+"By gum!" repeated the operator, throwing down the paper. Then he went
+to the drawer and took out a small bull-dog revolver, which he
+carefully loaded.
+
+"Br-r-clink!--br-r-clink!" went the track, as the train swung round the
+curve outside New Haven. The brakes groaned, the porters waked from
+troubled slumbers in wicker chairs, one or two old women put out their
+arms and peered through the window-shades, and the train thundered past
+the depot and slowly came to a full stop. Ahead, the engine panted and
+steamed. Two gnomes ran, Mimi-like, out of a cavernous darkness behind
+the station and by the light of flaring torches began to hammer and tap
+the flanges. The conductor, swinging off the rear car, ran into the
+embrace of a huge Irishman. At the same moment a squad of policemen
+separated and scattered to the different platforms.
+
+"Here! Let me go!" gasped the conductor. "What's all this?"
+
+"Say, Cap., I'm McGinnis--Central Office, New York. You've got a burglar
+on board. They're after wirin' me to make the arrest."
+
+"Burglar be damned!" yelled the conductor. "Do you think you can hold me
+up and search my train? Why, I'd be two hours late!"
+
+"I won't take more'n fifteen minutes," continued McGinnis, making for
+the rear car.
+
+"Come back there, you!" shouted the conductor, grasping him firmly by
+the coat-tails. "You can't wake up all the passengers."
+
+"Look here, Cap.," expostulated the detective, "don't ye see I've got to
+make this arrest? It won't take a minute. The porters'll know who
+they've got, and you're runnin' awful light. Have a good cigar?"
+
+The conductor took the weed so designated and swore loudly. It was the
+biggest piece of gall on record. Well, hang it! he didn't want to take
+McGinnis all the way to Boston, and even if he did, there would be the
+same confounded mix-up at the other end. He admitted finally that it was
+a fine night. Did McGinnis want a nip? He had a bottle in the porter's
+closet. Yes, call out those niggers and make 'em tell what they knew.
+
+The conductor was now just as insistent that the burglar should be
+arrested then and there as he had been before that the train should not
+be held up. He rushed through the cars telling the various porters to go
+outside. Eight or ten presently assembled upon the platform. They filled
+McGinnis with unspeakable repulsion.
+
+The conductor began with car No. 2204.
+
+"Now, Deacon, who have you got?"
+
+The Deacon, an enormously fat darky, rolled his eyes and replied that he
+had "two ole women an' er gen'elman gwine ortermobublin with his
+cheffonier."
+
+The conductor opined that these would prove unfertile candidates for
+McGinnis. He therefore turned to Moses, of car No. 2201. Moses, however,
+had only half a load. There was a fat man, a Mr. Huber, who travelled
+regularly; two ladies on passes; and a very thin man, with his wife, her
+sister, a maid, two nurses, and three children.
+
+"Nothin' doin'!" remarked the captain. "Now, Colonel, what have _you_
+got?"
+
+But the Colonel, a middle-aged colored man of aristocratic appearance,
+had an easy answer. His entire car was full, as he expressed it, "er
+frogs."
+
+"Frenchmen!" grunted McGinnis.
+
+The conductor remembered. Yes, they were Sanko's Orchestra going on to
+give a matinée concert in Providence.
+
+The next car had only five drummers, every one of whom was known to the
+conductor, as taking the trip twice a week. They were therefore counted
+out. That left only one car, No. 2205.
+
+"Well, William, what have you got?"
+
+William grinned. Though sleepy, he realized the importance of the
+disclosure he was about to make and was correspondingly dignified and
+ponderous. There was two trabblin' gen'elmen, Mr. Smith and Mr. Higgins.
+He'd handled dose gen'elmen fo' several years. There was a very old
+lady, her daughter and maid. Then there was Mr. Uberheimer, who got off
+at Middletown. And then--William smiled significantly--there was an
+awful strange pair in the drawin'-room. They could look for themselves.
+He didn't know nuff'n 'bout burglars in disguise, but dere was "one of
+'em in er mighty curious set er fixtures."
+
+"Huh! _Two_ of 'em!" commented McGinnis.
+
+"That's easy!" remarked the mollified conductor.
+
+The telegraph operator, who read Laura Jean Libbey, now approached with
+his revolver.
+
+McGinnis, another detective, and the conductor moved toward the car.
+William preferred the safety of the platform and the temporary
+distinction of being the discoverer of the fugitive. No light was
+visible in the drawing-room, and the sounds of heavy slumber were
+plainly audible. The conductor rapped loudly; there was no response. He
+rattled the door and turned the handle vigorously, but elicited no sign
+of recognition. Then McGinnis rapped with his knife on the glass of the
+door. He happened to hit three times. Immediately there were sounds
+within. Something very much like "All right, sir," and the door was
+opened. The conductor and McGinnis saw a fat man, in blue silk pajamas,
+his face flushed and his eyes heavy with sleep, who looked at them in
+dazed bewilderment.
+
+"Wot do you want?" drawled the fat man, blinking at the lantern.
+
+"Sorry to disturb you," broke in McGinnis briskly, "but is there any wan
+else, beside ye, to kape ye company?"
+
+Wilkins shook his head with annoyance and made as if to close the door,
+but the detective thrust his foot across the threshold.
+
+"Aisy there!" he remarked. "Conductor, just turn on that light, will
+ye?"
+
+Wilkins scrambled heavily into his berth, and the conductor struck a
+match and turned on the Pintsch light. Only one bed was occupied, and
+that by the fat man in the pajamas. On the sofa was an elegant
+alligator-skin bag disclosing a row of massive silver-topped bottles. A
+tall silk hat and Inverness coat hung from a hook, and a suit of evening
+clothes, as well as a business suit of fustian, were neatly folded and
+lying on the upper berth.
+
+At this vision of respectability both McGinnis and the conductor
+recoiled, glancing doubtfully at one another. Wilkins saw his advantage.
+
+"May I hinquire," remarked he, with dignity, "wot you mean by these
+hactions? W'y am I thus disturbed in the middle of the night? It is
+houtrageous!"
+
+"Very sorry, sir," replied the conductor. "The fact is, we thought _two_
+people, suspicious characters, had taken this room together, and this
+officer here"--pointing to McGinnis--"had orders to arrest one of them."
+
+Wilkins swelled with indignation.
+
+"Suspicious characters! Two people! Look 'ere, conductor, I'll 'ave you
+to hunderstand that I will not tolerate such a performance. I am Mr.
+McAllister, of the Colophon Club, New York, and I am hon my way to
+hattend the wedding of Mr. Frederick Cabot in Boston, to-morrow. I am to
+be 'is best man. Can I give you any further hinformation?"
+
+The conductor, who had noticed the initials "McA" on the silver bottle
+heads, and the same stamped upon the bag, stammered something in the
+nature of an apology.
+
+"Say, Cap.," whispered McGinnis, "we've got him wrong, I guess. This
+feller ain't no burglar. Anywan can see he's a swell, all right. Leave
+him alone."
+
+"Very sorry to have disturbed you," apologized the conductor humbly,
+putting out the light and closing the door.
+
+"That nigger must be nutty," he added to the detective. "By Joshua!
+Perhaps he's got away with some of my stuff!"
+
+[Illustration: "Wot do you want?" drawled the fat man, blinking at the
+lantern.]
+
+"Look here, William, what's the matter with you? Have you been swipin'
+my whisky. There ain't two men in that drawin'-room at all--just one--a
+swell," hollered the conductor as they reached the platform.
+
+"Fo' de Lawd, Cap'n, I ain't teched yo' whisky," cried William in
+terror. "I swear dey was two of 'em, 'n' de udder was in _dis_guise. It
+was de fines' _dis_guise I eber saw!" he added reminiscently.
+
+"Aw, what yer givin' us!" exclaimed McGinnis, entirely out of patience.
+"What kind av a disguise was he in?"
+
+"Dat's what I axed him," explained William, edging toward the rim of the
+circle. "I done ax him right away what character he done represent. He
+had on silk stockin's, an' a colored deglishay shirt, an' a belt an'
+moccasons, an' a sword an'----"
+
+"A sword!" yelled McGinnis, making a jump in William's direction. "I'll
+break yer black head for ye!"
+
+"Hold on!" cried the conductor, who had disappeared into the car and had
+emerged again with a bottle in his hand. "The stuff's here."
+
+"I tell ye the coon is drunk!" shouted the detective in angry tones.
+"He can't make small av _me_!"
+
+"I done tole you the trufe," continued William from a safe distance, his
+teeth and eyeballs shining in the moonlight.
+
+"Well, where did he go?" asked the conductor. "Did you put him in the
+drawin'-room?"
+
+"I seen his ticket," replied William, "an' he said he wanted to smoke,
+so he went into the Benvolio, the car behin'."
+
+"Car behind!" cried McGinnis. "There ain't no car behind. This here is
+the last car."
+
+"Sure," said the conductor, with a laugh; "we dropped the Benvolio at
+Selma Junction for repairs. Say, McGinnis, you better have that drink!"
+
+
+IV
+
+McAllister was awakened by a sense of chill. The compartment was dark,
+save for the pale light of the moon hanging low over what seemed to be
+water and the masts of ships, which stole in and picked out sharply the
+silver buckles on his shoes and the buttons of his doublet. There was no
+motion, no sound. The train was apparently waiting somewhere, but
+McAllister could not hear the engine. He put on his ulster and stepped
+to the door of the car. All the lights had been extinguished and he
+could hear neither the sound of heavy breathing nor the other customary
+evidences of the innocent rest of the human animal. He looked across the
+platform for his own car and found that the train had totally
+disappeared. The Benvolio was stationary--side-tracked, evidently, on
+the outskirts of a town, not far from some wharves.
+
+"Jiminy!" thought McAllister, looking at his uncheerful surroundings and
+his picturesque, if somewhat cool, costume.
+
+For a moment his mental processes refused to answer the heavy draught
+upon them. Then he turned up his coat-collar, stepped out upon the
+platform, and lit a cigar. By the light of the match he looked at his
+watch and saw that it was four o'clock. Overhead the sky glowed with
+thousands of twinkling stars, and the moon, just touching the sea, made
+a limpid path of light across the water. At the docks silent ships lay
+fast asleep. A mile away a clock struck four, intensifying the
+stillness. It was very beautiful, but very cold, and McAllister shivered
+as he thought of Wilkins, and Freddy Cabot, and the wedding at twelve
+o'clock. So far as he knew he might be just outside of Boston--Quincy,
+or somewhere--yet, somehow, the moon didn't look as if it were at
+Quincy.
+
+He jumped down and started along the track. His feet stung as they
+struck the cinder. His whole body was asleep. It was easy enough to walk
+in the direction in which the clock had sounded, and this he did. The
+rails followed the shore for about a hundred yards and then joined the
+main line. Presently he came in sight of a depot. Every now and then his
+sword would get between his legs, and this caused him so much annoyance
+that he took it off and carried it. It was queer how uncomfortable the
+old style of shoe was when used for walking on a railroad track. His
+ruffle, too, proved a confounded nuisance, almost preventing a
+satisfactory adjustment of coat-collar. Finally he untied it and put it
+in the pocket of his ulster. The cap was not so bad.
+
+The depot had inspired the clubman with distinct hope, but as he
+approached, it appeared as dark and tenantless as the car behind him. It
+was impossible to read the name of the station owing to the fact that
+the sign was too high up for the light of a match to reach it. It was
+clear that there was nothing to do but to wait for the dawn, and he
+settled himself in a corner near the express office and tried to forget
+his discomfort.
+
+He had less time to wait than he had expected. Soon a great clattering
+of hoofs caused him to climb stiffly to his feet again. Three farmers'
+wagons, each drawn by a pair of heavy horses, backed in against the
+platform, and their drivers, throwing down the reins, leaped to the
+ground. All were smoking pipes and chaffing one another loudly. Then
+they began to unload huge cans of milk. This looked encouraging. If they
+were bringing milk at this hour there must be a train--going somewhere.
+It didn't matter where to McAllister, if only he could get warm.
+Presently a faint humming came along the rails, which steadily increased
+in volume until the approaching train could be distinctly heard.
+
+"Pretty nigh on time," commented the nearest farmer.
+
+McAllister stepped forward, sword in hand. The farmer involuntarily drew
+back.
+
+"Wall, I swan!" he remarked, removing his pipe.
+
+"Do you mind telling me," inquired our friend, "what place this is and
+where this train goes to?"
+
+"I reckon not," replied the other. "This is Selma Junction, and this
+here train is due in New York at five. Who be you?"
+
+"Well," answered McAllister, "I'm just an humble citizen of New York,
+forced by circumstances to return to the city as soon as possible."
+
+"Reckon you're one o' them play-actors, bean't ye?"
+
+"You've got it," returned McAllister. "Fact is, I've just been playing
+Henry VIII--on the road."
+
+"I've heard tell on't," commented the rustic. "But I ain't never seen
+it. Shakespeare, ain't it?"
+
+"Yes, Shakespeare," admitted the clubman.
+
+At this moment the milk-train roared in and the teamsters began passing
+up their cans. There were no passenger coaches--nothing but freight-cars
+and a caboose. Toward this our friend made his way. There did not seem
+to be any conductor, and, without making inquiries, McAllister climbed
+upon the platform and pushed open the door. If warmth was what he
+desired he soon found it. The end of the car was roughly fitted with
+half a dozen bunks, two boxes which served for chairs, and some
+spittoons. A small cast-iron stove glowed red-hot, but while the place
+was odoriferous, its temperature was grateful to the shivering
+McAllister. The car was empty save for a gigantic Irishman sitting fast
+asleep in the farther corner.
+
+Our hero laid down his sword, threw off his ulster, and hung his cap
+upon an adjacent hook. In a moment or two the train started again. Still
+no one came into the caboose. Now daylight began to filter in through
+the grimy windows. The sun jumped suddenly from behind a ridge and shot
+a beam into the face of the sleeper at the other end of the car. Slowly
+he awoke, yawned, rubbed his eyes, and, catching the glint of silver
+buttons, gazed stupidly in McAllister's direction. The random glance
+gradually gave place to a stare of intense amazement. He wrinkled his
+brows, and leaned forward, scrutinizing with care every detail of
+McAllister's make-up. The train stopped for an instant and a burly
+brakeman banged open the door and stepped inside. He, too, hung fire, as
+it were, at the sight of Henry VIII. Then he broke into a loud laugh.
+
+"Who in thunder are _you_?"
+
+Before McAllister could reply McGinnis, with a comprehensive smile, made
+answer:
+
+"Shure, 'tis only a prisoner I'm after takin' back to the city!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Mr. McAllister," remarked Conville, two hours later, as the three of
+them sat in the visitors' room at the club, "I hope you won't say
+anything about this. You see, I had no business to put a kid like
+Ebstein on the job, but I was clean knocked out and had to snatch some
+sleep. I suppose he thought he was doin' a big thing when he nailed you
+for a burglar. But, after all, the only thing that saved Welch was your
+fallin' asleep in the Benvolio."
+
+"My dear Baron," sympathetically replied McAllister, who had once more
+resumed his ordinary attire, "why attribute to chance what is in fact
+due to intellect? No, I won't mention our adventure, and if our friend
+McGinnis--"
+
+"Oh, McGinnis'll keep his head shut, all right, you bet!" interrupted
+Barney. "But say, Mr. McAllister, on the level, you're too good for us.
+Why don't you chuck this game and come in out of the rain? You'll be up
+against it in the end. Help us to land this feller!"
+
+McAllister took a long pull at his cigar and half-closed his eyes. There
+was a quizzical look around his mouth that Conville had never seen there
+before.
+
+"Perhaps I will," said he softly. "Perhaps I will."
+
+"Good!" shouted the Baron; "put it there! Now, if you _get_ anything,
+tip us off. You can always catch me at 3100 Spring."
+
+"Well," replied the clubman, "don't forget to drop in here, if you
+happen to be going by. Some time, on a rainy day perhaps, you might want
+a nip of something warm."
+
+But to this the Baron did not respond.
+
+[Illustration: "Who in thunder are _you_?"]
+
+A plunge in the tank and a comfortable smoke almost restored
+McAllister's customary equanimity. Weddings were a bore, anyway. Then
+he called for a telegraph blank and sent the following:
+
+ _Was unavoidably detained. Terribly disappointed. If
+ necessary, use Wilkins._ _McA._
+
+To which, about noon-time, he received the following reply:
+
+ _Don't understand. Wilkins arrived, left clothes and
+ departed. You must have mixed your dates. Wedding
+ to-morrow._ _F. C._
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Governor-General's Trunk
+
+
+I
+
+McAllister was in the tank. His puffing and blowing as he dove and
+tumbled like a contented, rubicund porpoise, reverberated loudly among
+the marble pillars of the bath at the club. It was all part of a
+carefully adjusted and as rigorously followed regimen, for McAllister
+was a thorough believer in exercise (provided it was moderate), and took
+it regularly, averring that a fellow couldn't expect to eat and drink as
+much as he naturally wanted to unless he kept in some sort of condition,
+and if he didn't he would simply get off his peck, that was all. Hence
+"Chubby" arose regularly at nine-thirty, and wrapping himself in a
+padded Japanese silk dressing-gown, descended to the tank, where he dove
+six times and swam around twice, after which he weighed himself and had
+Tim rub him down. Tim felt a high degree of solicitude for all this
+procedure, since he was a personal discovery of McAllister's, and owed
+his present exalted position entirely to the clubman's interest, for
+the latter had found him at Coney Island earning his daily bread by
+diving, in the presence of countless multitudes, into a six-foot glass
+tank, where he seated himself upon the bottom and nonchalantly consumed
+a banana. McAllister's delight and enthusiasm at this elevating
+spectacle had been boundless.
+
+"Wish I could do any one thing as well as that feller dives down and
+eats that banana!" he had confided to his friend Wainwright. "Sometimes
+I feel as if my life had been wasted!" The upshot of the whole matter
+was that Tim had been forthwith engaged as rubber and swimming teacher
+at the club.
+
+McAllister had just taken his fifth plunge, and was floating lazily
+toward the steps, when Tim appeared at the door leading into the
+dressing-rooms and announced that a party wanted to speak to him on the
+'phone, the Lady somebody, evidently a very cantankerous old person, who
+was in the devil of a hurry, and wouldn't stand no waitin'.
+
+The clubman turned over, sputtered, touched bottom, and arose dripping
+to his feet. The "old person" on the wire was clearly his aunt, Lady
+Lyndhurst, and he knew very much better than to irritate her when she
+was in one of her tantrums. Still, he couldn't imagine what she wanted
+with him at that hour of the morning. She'd been placid enough the
+evening before when he'd left her after the opera. But ever since she
+had married Lord Lyndhurst for her second husband ten years before she'd
+been getting more and more dictatorial.
+
+"Tell her I'm in this beastly tank; awful sorry I can't speak with her
+myself, don'cher know, and find out what she wants. And _Tim_--handle
+her gently--it's my aunt."
+
+Tim grinned and winked a comprehending eye. As McAllister hurried into
+his bath-robe and slippers he wondered more and more why she had rung
+him up so early. He had intended calling on her after breakfast, any
+way, but "after breakfast" to McAllister meant in the neighborhood of
+twelve o'clock, for the meal was always carefully ordered the evening
+before for half-past ten the next morning, after which came the paper
+and a long, light Casadora, crop of '97, which McAllister had bought up
+entire. Something must be up--that was certain. He could imagine her in
+her wrapper and curl-papers holding converse with Tim over the wire. The
+language of his _protégé_ might well assist in the process for which the
+curl-papers were required. There was nobody in the world, in
+McAllister's opinion, so queer as his aunt, except his aunt's husband.
+The latter was a stout, beefy nobleman of sixty-five, with a
+walrus-like countenance, an implicit faith in the perfection of British
+institutions, and about enough intelligence to drive a watering-cart. He
+had been rewarded for his unswerving fidelity to party with the post of
+Governor-General at a small group of islands somewhere near the equator,
+and had assumed his duties solemnly and ponderously, establishing the
+Bertillon system of measurements for the seven criminals which his
+islands supported, and producing quarterly monographs on the flora,
+fauna, and conchology of his dominion. Just now they were _en route_ for
+England (via Quebec, of course), and were stopping at the Waldorf.
+
+Tim presently reappeared.
+
+"She says you've got to hike right down to the hotel as fast as you can.
+She's terrible upset. My, ain't she a tiger?"
+
+"But what's the bloomin' row?" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+Tim looked round cautiously and lowered his voice.
+
+"The Lyndhurst Jewels has been stole!" said he.
+
+
+II
+
+The Lyndhurst Jewels stolen! No wonder Aunt Sophia had seemed peevish,
+for they were the treasured heirlooms of her husband's family,
+cherished and guarded by her with anxious eye. McAllister had always
+said the old man was an ass to go lugging 'em off down among the mangoes
+and land-crabs, but the Governor-General liked to have his lady appear
+in style at Government House, and took much innocent pleasure in
+astonishing the natives by the splendor of her adornment. The jewelry,
+however, was the source of unending annoyance to himself, Sophia, and
+everybody else, for it was always getting lost, and burglar scares
+occurred with regularity at the islands. It had been still intact,
+however, on their arrival in New York.
+
+The clubman found his uncle and aunt sitting dejectedly at the
+breakfast-table in the Diplomatic Suite.
+
+The atmosphere of gloom struck a cold chill to our friend's centre of
+vivacity. There were also evidences of a domestic misunderstanding. His
+aunt fidgeted nervously, and his uncle evaded McAllister's eye as they
+responded half-heartedly to his cheerful salutation. That the matter was
+serious was obvious. Clearly this time the jewels must be really gone.
+In addition, both the Governor-General and his lady kept looking over
+their shoulders fearfully, as if dreading the momentary assault of some
+assassin. McAllister inquired what the jolly mess was, incidentally
+suggesting that their hurry-call had deprived him of any attempt at
+breakfast. His hint, however, fell on barren ground.
+
+"That fool Morton has packed all the jewelry in the big Vuitton!"
+exclaimed his uncle, nervously jabbing his spoon into a grape-fruit. "To
+say the least, it was excessively careless of him, for he knows
+perfectly well that we always carry it in the morocco hand-bag, and
+never allow it out of our sight." The Governor-General paused, and took
+a sip of coffee.
+
+"Well," said McAllister, rather impatiently, "why don't you have him
+unpack it, then?" He couldn't for the life of him see why they made such
+a row about a thing of that sort. It was clear enough that they were
+both more than half mad.
+
+"Ah, that's the point! It was sent to the station with the rest of the
+luggage last evening. Heaven knows it may all have been stolen by this
+time! Think of it, McAllister! The Lyndhurst Jewels, secured merely by a
+miserable brass check with a number on it--and the railroad liable by
+express contract only to the extent of one hundred dollars!" Before
+Uncle Basil had attained his present eminence he had been called to the
+bar, and his book on "Flotsam and Jetsam" is still an authority in those
+regions to which later works have not penetrated. "You see we're
+leaving at three this afternoon, but why send it all so early unless
+_for a purpose_?" Lord Lyndhurst nodded conclusively. He had the air of
+one who had divined something.
+
+Still Chubby failed to see the connection. Someone, a valet evidently,
+had packed the jewelry in the wrong place, and then sent the load off a
+little ahead of time. What of it? He recalled vividly an occasion when
+the jewels had been stuffed by mistake into the soiled-clothes basket,
+but had turned up safe enough at the end of the trip.
+
+"If that is all," replied McAllister, "all you have to do is to send
+your man over to the station and have the trunk brought back. Send the
+fellow who packed the trunk--this Morton--whoever he is."
+
+"No," said his uncle, studiously knocking in the end of a boiled egg.
+"There are reasons. I wish you would go, instead. The fact is I don't
+wish Morton to leave the rooms this morning; I--I need him." Lord
+Lyndhurst again evaded the clubman's inquiring glance, and eyed the egg
+in an embarrassed fashion.
+
+McAllister laughed. "I guess your jewelry's all right," said he
+cheerfully. "Certainly I'll go. Don't worry. I'll have the trunk and the
+jewels back here inside of fifty minutes. Who's Morton, anyhow?"
+
+"My valet," replied Lord Lyndhurst, lowering his voice, and looking over
+his shoulder. "You wouldn't recall him. I engaged the man at Kingston on
+the way out. As a servant I have had absolutely no fault to find at all.
+You know it's very hard to get a good man to go to the Tropics, but
+Morton has seemed perfectly contented. Up to the present time I haven't
+had the slightest reason to suspect his honesty!"
+
+"Well, I don't see that you have any now," said McAllister. "I guess
+I'll start along. I haven't had anythin' to eat yet. Have you the
+check?"
+
+Uncle Basil gingerly handed him the bit of brass.
+
+"I secured it from Morton," he remarked, attacking the egg viciously.
+
+"Secured it?" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+The Governor-General nodded ambiguously.
+
+Aunt Sophia during the course of the recital had become almost
+hysterical, and now sat wringing her hands in the greatest agitation.
+Suddenly she broke forth:
+
+"I told Basil he had been too hasty! But he would have it that there was
+nothing else to do! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Why don't you tell him what
+you've done?"
+
+"What in thunder _have_ you done?" asked McAllister, now convinced
+beyond peradventure that his uncle was a candidate for the nearest
+insane asylum.
+
+Lord Lyndhurst became very red, stammered, and jerked his thumb over his
+shoulder.
+
+"Yes, secured it! Morton, if you must know it, is locked in the
+clothes-closet. I locked him!"
+
+"He's in _there_!" suddenly wailed Aunt Sophia. "Basil put him in! And
+now the jewelry's no one knows where, and there's a man in the room, and
+I'm afraid to stay and Basil's afraid to go for fear he may get out,
+and----"
+
+She was interrupted by a smothered voice that came from within the
+closet. McAllister was startled, for there was something faintly,
+vaguely familiar about it.
+
+"It's a bloomin' houtrage, it is! Look 'ere, sir, I'll 'ave you to
+hunderstand that I gives notice at once, sir, 'ere and now, sir! It's a
+great hindignity you are a-puttin' me to, sir! Won't you let me hout,
+sir?" The voice ceased momentarily.
+
+"Isn't it awful!" exclaimed Aunt Sophia. "He's been like that for over
+an hour!"
+
+"Yes!" added Uncle Basil. "At times he's been actually abusive." But
+McAllister was lost in an effort to recall the hazy past. Where had he
+heard that voice before?
+
+"'Ang it, sir! Won't you let me hout, sir," continued Morton. "I'm
+stiflin' in 'ere, an' I thinks there's a rat, sir. O Lawd! Let me hout!"
+
+McAllister jumped to his feet. Of course he recognized the voice! Could
+he ever forget it? Had anyone ever said "O Lawd!" in quite the same way
+as the majestic Wilkins? It could be no other! By George, the old man
+wasn't such a fool _after_ all! And the jewels! He smote his fist upon
+the table, while his uncle and aunt gazed at him apprehensively. There
+was no use exciting their fears, however. It was all plain to him, now.
+The clever dog! Well, the first thing was to see what had become of the
+jewels.
+
+"Damn!" came in vigorous tones from the closet, as Wilkins endeavored to
+assert himself. "It's a bloomin' houtrage, it is! I'll 'ave you arrested
+for hassault an' bat'ry, I will, if you _are_ a guv'nor! Let me _hout_,
+I say!"
+
+
+III
+
+McAllister lost no time in getting to the Grand Central Station. He was
+looking for a big Vuitton trunk, and he wanted to find it quick. For
+this purpose he enlisted the services of a burly young porter, who, for
+the consideration of a half-dollar, piloted the clubman through the
+crowded alleys of the outgoing baggage-room, until they came upon the
+familiar collection of Lord Lyndhurst's paraphernalia of travel. Eagerly
+he recognized the luggage of his uncle's official household. There were
+his boot-boxes, his hat-boxes, his portable desk, his dumb-bells, his
+bath-tub, his medicine chest, the secretary's trunk, the typewriter in
+its case; there were his aunt's basket trunks, and--yes--there was the
+big Vuitton. McAllister heaved a sigh of relief. The next thing was to
+get it back to the hotel as fast as possible.
+
+"That's it," said he to the porter. "Heave it out!" They were standing
+in a little open space some distance from the entrance. The big Vuitton
+lay at one side, and about it a row of other trunks roughly in a
+semicircle. The porter made but one step in the desired direction, then
+jumped as if he had seen a ghost, for a big basket trunk, standing alone
+upon its end apart, suddenly shook violently, its lock clicked, the
+cover swung open, and out jumped a slender, sharp-featured young man
+with a black mustache. It was Barney Conville, although at first
+McAllister failed to recognize him.
+
+"Look here you! Don't touch that trunk!" he exclaimed. Then he perceived
+McAllister, and a look of intense disgust overspread his face.
+
+"It's the Baron!" ejaculated McAllister. "Now what the devil do you
+suppose he's been doin' in that trunk? Howd'y', Baron," he added
+pleasantly, holding out his hand. "Hardly expected to see you here. Do
+you take your rest that way?" pointing to the trunk from which Conville
+had emerged.
+
+The detective eyed him with disapproval.
+
+"Say," he remarked, disdainfully, "you give me a pain--always buttin' in
+an' spoilin' everythin'! This here is a _plant_. I'm waitin' fer a
+thief--Jerry, the Oyster. They're goin' to try an' lift that big striped
+trunk over there. It belongs to an old party up to the Waldorf. He's a
+diplomatico."
+
+"He's my uncle!" cried McAllister.
+
+"Your _aunt_!" snorted Barney.
+
+"But I want to take that trunk back with me."
+
+"On the level?"
+
+"Sure!"
+
+"Can't help it! This is an important job. The Oyster's the cleverest
+thief in the business. Works in with all the butlers and valets. Why
+he's got away with more'n three thousand pieces of baggage. He's
+the----"
+
+Barney did not finish the sentence. Suddenly he ducked, and grabbing
+McAllister by the shoulder, pulled him down with him.
+
+"There he is now! Into the trunk! There's no other way! Plenty of room!"
+He shoved his fat companion inside and stepped after him. McAllister,
+utterly bewildered, tried to convince himself that he was not dreaming.
+He was quite sure he had taken only one Scotch that morning, but he
+pinched himself, and was relieved to get the proper reaction. When he
+became used to the dim light he discovered that he was ensconced in a
+dress-box of immense proportions, made of basket work, and covered with
+waterproofing. Placed on end, with a seat across the middle, it afforded
+a very comfortable place of concealment. Conville turned the key and
+locked the cover. Then he poked McAllister in the ribs.
+
+"Great joint, ain't it? Idee of the cap's. Makes a fine plant," he
+whispered, affixing his eye to a narrow slit near the top.
+
+"Sh-h!" he added; "he's here. There's another peeper over on your side."
+
+McAllister followed his example, gluing his eye to the improvised
+window, and discovered that they commanded the approach to the big
+Vuitton. And inside that innocent piece of luggage reposed the glory of
+his uncle's family, the heirlooms of four centuries! He made an
+involuntary movement.
+
+"Keep still!" hissed Conville, and McAllister sank back obediently.
+
+A young Anglican clergyman in shovel-hat and gaiters, carrying a dainty
+silver-headed umbrella in one hand and a copy of _The Churchman_ in the
+other, had approached the counter. He seemed somewhat at a loss, gazed
+vaguely about him for a moment, and then stepping up to the head
+baggage-man, an oldish man with white whiskers, addressed him anxiously.
+
+"I say, my man, I'm really in an awful mess, don't you know! I don't see
+my box anywhere. I sent it over from the hotel early this morning, and
+I'm leavin' for Montreal at three. The luggage-man says it was left here
+by ten o'clock. Do you keep all the boxes in this room?"
+
+The head baggage-man nodded.
+
+"Sorry you've lost your trunk," said he. "If it ain't here we haven't
+got it, but like as not it's mixed up in one of them piles. If you'll
+wait for about ten minutes I'll see if I can find it for your
+Reverence."
+
+The Anglican looked shocked.
+
+"Thanks, I'm sure," he murmured stiffly. He was a slight young man with
+a monocle and mutton-chops.
+
+"It's very good of you," he added after a pause, with more
+condescension. "Awfully awkward to be without one's luggage, for I have
+a service in Montreal to-morrow, and all my vestments are in my box. I
+fear I shall miss my train."
+
+"Oh, I guess not!" replied the baggage-man encouragingly. "I'll be with
+you presently. You come in and look around yourself, and if you don't
+see it I'll help you. This way, sir," and he lifted a section of the
+counter and allowed the clergyman to pass in.
+
+"My! Ain't he _clever_!" whispered Barney delightedly.
+
+The clergyman now began a rather dilatory investigation of the contents
+of the baggage-room, bending over and examining every trunk in sight,
+and even tapping the one in which they were ensconced with the silver
+head of his umbrella, but after a few moments, in apparent despair, he
+took his stand beside the big trunk marked "B. C. L.," and gazed
+despondently about him. There was nothing in his appearance to suggest
+that he was other than he seemed, but Barney directed McAllister's
+attention to the copy of _The Churchman_, from the leaves of which
+protruded two diminutive pieces of string, put there, as it might
+appear, for a book-mark. And now as the Anglican shifted from one foot
+to the other, ostensibly waiting for the porter, he placed his hands
+behind him and took a step or two backward toward the big trunk. Chubby
+was by this time all agog. What would the fellow do? He certainly
+couldn't be goin' to shoulder the trunk and try to walk off with it!
+
+Suddenly McAllister saw the daintily gloved hands slip a penknife from
+among the leaves of the magazine and quickly sever the check from the
+handle of the trunk. The Anglican altered his position and waited until
+the baggage-man was once more engaged at the other end of the counter.
+Again this amiable representative of the cloth shuffled backward until
+the handle was within easy reach, and with a dexterity which must have
+been born of long practice deftly tied the two ends of string around it.
+With a quick motion he stepped away in the direction of the counter, and
+out from the leaves of _The Churchman_ fell and dangled a new check
+stamped "Waistcoat's Express, No. 1467."
+
+"My good fellow," impatiently drawled the clergyman, approaching the
+baggage-man, "I really can't wait, don'cher know. I've looked
+everywhere, and my box isn't here. I don't know whether to blame that
+beastly luggage-man, or whether it's the fault of this disgustin'
+American railroad. It's evident someone's at fault, and as I assume that
+you are in charge I shall report you immediately."
+
+[Illustration: Deftly tied the two ends of string around it.]
+
+The elderly baggage-man regarded the robust champion of religion before
+him with scorn.
+
+"Well, son, you can report all you like. I've worked in this
+baggage-room eighteen years, and you're not the first English crank who
+thought he owned the hull Central Railroad," and he turned on his heel,
+while the clergyman, with an expression of horror, ambled quickly out of
+the side door.
+
+McAllister had watched this remarkable proceeding with enthusiastic
+interest, his round face shining with the excitement of a child.
+
+"Jiminy, but this is great!" he exclaimed, slapping Barney upon the
+back. "And to think of your doin' it for a livin'! Why I'd sit here all
+day for nothin'! What happens next? And what becomes of the feller
+that's just gone out?"
+
+"Oh, you ain't seen half the show yet!" responded Conville, pleased. "It
+is pretty good fun at times. But, o' course, this is a star performance,
+and we're sure of our man. Oh, it beats the theayter, all right, all
+right! Truth's stranger than fiction every time, you bet. Now take this
+Oyster--why he's a regular cracker-jack! Got sense enough to be an
+alderman, or president, or anythin', but he keeps right at his own
+little job of liftin' trunks, an' he ain't never been caught yet. His
+pal'll be along now any minute."
+
+"How's that?" inquired Chubby with eagerness.
+
+"Why, don'cher see? Jerry's cut off the reg'lar tag, and now the other
+feller'll present a duplicate of the one Jerry's just hitched on. Great
+game, 'Foxy Quiller,' eh?"
+
+McAllister admitted delightedly that it was a great game. By George, it
+beat playin' the horses! At the same time he shivered as he realized how
+nearly the famous jewels had actually been lost. Wilkins must be an
+awful bad egg to go and tie up to a gang of that sort!
+
+The baggage-man, serenely unconscious of all that had been taking place
+behind his back, and apparently not soured by his little set-to with the
+Englishman, was genially assisting the great American public to find its
+effects, and beaming on all about him. People streamed in and out,
+engines coughed and wheezed; from outside came the roar and rattle of
+the city.
+
+Presently there bounced in a stout person in a yellow and black suit,
+with white waistcoat and green tie, who mopped his red face with a large
+silk handkerchief. Rushing up to a porter who seemed to be unoccupied,
+he threw down a pasteboard check, together with a shining half-dollar,
+and shouted, "Here, my good feller, that trunk, will you? Quick! The big
+one with the red letters on it--'B. C. L.' They sent it here from the
+Astoria instead of to the steamboat dock, and my ship sails at twelve.
+Now, get a move on!"
+
+The porter grabbed the check and the half-dollar, and falling upon the
+big Vuitton, rolled it end over end out into the street, followed by its
+perspiring claimant.
+
+"That's right, that's right," shouted the bounder. "Chuck it on behind.
+Mus'n't miss the boat!" and throwing the porter another half-dollar, the
+sportive traveller jumped into the hack, yelling, "Now drive like the
+devil!" The door closed with a bang, and the vehicle quickly disappeared
+among the tracks and wagons of Forty-second Street.
+
+McAllister for the first time felt distinctly uneasy.
+
+"Look here," he whispered feverishly, "is it right to let him walk off
+like that? Hurry! Open the trunk, or he'll get away!"
+
+"Sit still, and don't get excited!" commanded Barney. "It's all right,"
+he added condescendingly, remembering that McAllister was unfamiliar
+with such mysteries. "We've got him covered. He couldn't get away to
+save his neck. An' as for follerin' him, why he'll carry that trunk half
+over New York before he lands it where it's goin'!"
+
+"All right!" sighed the clubman; "you're the doctor. But it seems to me
+you're takin' a lot of risk. Your brother officer might lose track of
+him, or he might drop the trunk somehow, and _then_ where would the
+jewels be?"
+
+"Right exactly where they are _now_," replied Barney with a grin. "In
+the office safe at the Waldorf. They ain't never left the hotel. There
+wasn't any need of it, and if I hadn't taken 'em out I'd 've had to
+watch 'em here all night. Now everythin's all right.
+
+"And say," he added, chuckling at the joke of it, "I forgot to tell you.
+Who do you suppose is workin' with Jerry? Fatty Welch! 'Wilkins,' you'd
+call him. He's turned up again an' hooked on, somehow, to the Gov'nor.
+Me and my side-partner's been trailin' 'em both ever since your uncle
+hit New York. I had the room opposite him at the Waldorf. Yesterday
+mornin' I saw Welch pack the jewelry. I was togged out as a bell-boy,
+and was cleanin' the winders. The Gov'nor's kind of figgity you know,
+and I thought we'd better not mention anythin' to _him_. Of course I
+didn't have any idea _you'd_ come waltzin' along this way."
+
+McAllister solemnly held out his hand to the detective. He was as
+demonstrative as his narrow quarters rendered possible.
+
+"Baron," said he, "you're a corker! I've learned a heap this morning."
+
+"There's lots of things you never dream of, Horace," replied Barney
+politely.
+
+"Do you remember, Baron, the last time we met asking me to help you nab
+Wilkins?" continued McAllister. "Well, I'm goin' to make good. I've got
+him safely locked in a closet at the hotel. He promised not to come
+back, and now I'm done with him. What do you say to that?"
+
+"Good work!" ejaculated Barney. "Keep it up! In time you might make a
+pretty good detective."
+
+From Barney such a concession was high praise, and showed intense
+appreciation. On their way back to the Waldorf he explained that the
+"Oyster" was one of a very few "guns" able effectively to make use of a
+disguise, this being in part due to the fact that he was the son of a
+clergyman, and educated for the stage.
+
+They were met at the door of the apartment by Lady Lyndhurst.
+
+"Basil has disappeared!" she gasped. "And that awful man in the closet
+has become so blasphemous that I can't remain with decency in the room."
+
+McAllister partially pacified her by stating that the jewelry was
+entirely safe. He wondered what on earth had become of the Governor.
+Once inside the suite conversation became practically impossible, owing
+to the sounds of inarticulate rage which proceeded from the closet.
+
+Barney decided to place the valet immediately under arrest and take him
+to Police Headquarters. The sooner they did so the more likely he would
+be to "squeal." He requested McAllister to arm himself with a
+walking-stick, and to stand ready to come to his assistance if, on
+opening the door, he should find himself unable to cope with the
+prisoner alone. Aunt Sophia was relegated to her bedroom, the door
+leading to the corridor was closed and locked, and the two prepared for
+the conflict. The detective, of course, had his pistol, which he cocked
+and held ready.
+
+"Don't fire 'till you see the whites of his eyes!" murmured McAllister.
+
+"Fire--nothin'!" muttered Barney, throwing open the closet door.
+
+"Hands up, or I'll shoot!" yelled the detective, as a fat, wild-eyed
+individual sprung from within and burst upon their astonished gaze. The
+Governor-General stood before them.
+
+[Illustration: "Hands up, or I'll shoot!" yelled the detective, as a
+fat, wild-eyed individual sprung from within.]
+
+Speechless with rage, he glowered from one to the other--then in
+response to their surprised inquiries broke into incoherent explanation.
+He had waited on guard some ten minutes after McAllister's departure,
+and Sophia had gone to her bedroom to finish dressing, when suddenly the
+expostulations of Morton had seemed to grow fainter. Finally they had
+died entirely away, and in their place had come terrible gasps and
+gurgles. He had remembered that there was no means of renewing the air
+supply in the closet, and had become alarmed. Presently all sounds had
+ceased. He was convinced that Morton was being suffocated. Opening the
+door, he had found the valet apparently lying there unconscious, and had
+dragged him forth, whereupon Morton had suddenly returned to life, and
+before he knew it had jammed him into the closet and locked the door.
+
+"He was most impertinent, too, when he got on the outside, I can assure
+you," concluded Lord Lyndhurst indignantly. "Gave me a lot of gratuitous
+advice!"
+
+McAllister and the detective endeavored to calm his troubled spirit, and
+soothe his ruffled dignity, informing him that the jewels had been in
+the hotel safe all the time. The Governor, however, refused to take any
+stock whatever in their explanation. Nothing of the sort could possibly
+have happened in England. It took them an hour to persuade him that they
+were not lying. The only things that appeared to convince him at all
+were the disappearance of Morton, a large bump on his own forehead, and
+the actual presence of the jewelry in the safe downstairs. Even then he
+sent to Tiffany's for a man to examine it.
+
+Barney he regarded with unconcealed suspicion, subjecting him to an
+exhaustive cross-examination upon his antecedents and occupation. The
+Governor declared he was astounded at his impudence. The idea of opening
+his private luggage! He would address a communication to the
+authorities! It was little better than grand larceny. It _was_ grand
+larceny, by Jupiter! Hadn't Conville abstracted the jewels _vi et
+armis_? Of _course_ he had! Damme, he would see if the sacred rights of
+an English official should be trampled on! It was _trespass_
+anyway--_Trespass ab initio_! Did Conville know that? It was grand
+larceny _and_ trespass. He would lock him up.
+
+Barney grinned, and the Governor again became almost apoplectic.
+
+He snorted scornfully at the detective's explanation about this Jerry
+"What-do-you-call-him--the Clam." Pooh! Did they expect him to believe
+_that_? Conville was a confounded, hair-brained busybody--He dwindled
+off, exhausted.
+
+At that moment there came a sharp rap upon the door, and an officer in
+roundsman's uniform entered.
+
+"Gentleman called at the precinct house and reported a jewelry theft in
+this suite. Said the thief had been caught and locked up in a closet, so
+I thought I'd drop over and see how things stood."
+
+He looked inquiringly at McAllister, significantly at the
+Governor-General, and then caught sight of Barney.
+
+"Hello, Conville!" he exclaimed. "You on the case? Well, then I'll drop
+out. Got your man, I see!" He glanced again at the dishevelled scion of
+nobility before him.
+
+"Everythin's all right," answered the detective with a chuckle. "I guess
+they was fakin' you round at the house. By the way, I want you to meet a
+friend of mine--Roundsman McCarthy, let me present you to his Nibs--the
+Governor-General."
+
+The Governor glared immobile, his stony eyes shifting from the now red
+and stammering roundsman to Conville's beaming countenance, and back
+again.
+
+"Gentlemen," he remarked sternly, "do you prefer Scotch or rye? You will
+find cigars on the sideboard. The drinks, as you Yankees say, are upon
+_me_!"
+
+"By the way," he added to McCarthy, as McAllister filled the glasses,
+"would you be so obliging as to describe the individual who so
+thoughtfully notified you in regard to the loss of the jewelry?"
+
+"Rather stout, well-dressed man, fat face, gray eyes," answered
+McCarthy, lighting a cigar. "Looked somethin' like this gentleman here,"
+indicating the clubman. "Spoke with a kind of English accent. Nice
+appearin' feller, all right."
+
+"By George! Wilkins!" ejaculated McAllister.
+
+"Damn!" exploded Uncle Basil.
+
+"The nerve of him!" muttered Barney.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Golden Touch
+
+
+I
+
+McAllister, with his friend Wainwright, was lounging before the fire in
+the big room, having a little private Story Teller's Night of their own.
+It was in the early autumn, and neither of the clubmen were really
+settled in town as yet, the former having run down from the Berkshires
+only for a few days, and the latter having just landed from the Cedric.
+The sight of Tomlinson, who appeared tentatively in the distance and
+then, receiving no encouragement, stalked slowly away, reminded
+Wainwright of something he had heard in Paris.
+
+"I base my claim to your sympathetic credence, McAllister, upon the
+impregnable rock of universally accepted fact that Tomlinson is a
+highfalutin ass. I see that you agree. Very good, then; I proceed. In
+the first place, you must know that our anemic friend decided last
+spring that the state of his health required a trip to Paris. He
+therefore went--alone. The reason is obvious. Who should he fall in
+with at the Hotel Continental but a gentleman named Buncomb--Colonel C.
+T. P. Buncomb, a person with a bullet-hole in the middle of his
+forehead, who claimed to belong to a most exclusive Southern family in
+Savannah. Incidentally he'd been in command of a Georgia regiment in the
+Civil War and had been knocked in the head at Gettysburg--one of those
+big, flabby fellows with white hair. If all Tomlinson says about his
+capacity to chew Black Strap and absorb rum is accurate, I reckon the
+Colonel was right up to weight and could qualify as an F. F. V. He knew
+everybody and everything in Paris; passed up our friend right along the
+Faubourg Saint Germain; and introduced him to a lot of duchesses and
+countesses--that is, Tomlinson _says_ they were. Can't you see 'em,
+swaggerin' down the Champs-Élysées arm in arm? In addition, he took our
+mournful acquaintance to all the _cafés chantants_ and students' balls,
+and gave him sure things on the races. Oh, that Colonel must have been a
+regular doodle-bug!
+
+"In due course Tomlinson gathered that his new friend was a mining
+expert taking a short vacation and just blowing in an extra half million
+or so. He believed it. You see, he had never met any of them at the
+Waldorf at home. He was also introduced to a young man in the same line
+of business, named Larry Summerdale, who seemed to have plenty of money,
+and was likewise _au fait_ with the aristocracy.
+
+"Well, one night, after they had been to the Bal Boullier and had had a
+little supper at the Jockey Club, the Colonel became a trifle more
+confidential than usual, and let drop that their friend Summerdale had a
+brother employed as private secretary by a copper king who owned a
+wonderful mine out in Arizona called The Silver Bow. The stock in this
+concern had originally been sold at five dollars a share, but recently a
+rich vein had been struck and the stock had quadrupled in value. No one
+knew of this except the officers of the company, who, of course, were
+anxious to buy up all they could find. They had located most of it
+easily enough, but there were two or three lots that had thus far eluded
+them. Among these was the largest single block of stock in existence,
+owned by the son of the original discoverer of the prospect. He had two
+thousand shares, and was blissfully ignorant of the fact that they were
+worth forty thousand dollars. Just where this chap was no one seemed to
+know, but his name was Edwin H. Blake, and he was supposed to be in
+Paris. It appeared that the Colonel and Larry were watching out for
+Blake with the charitable idea of relieving him of his stock at five,
+and selling it for twenty in the States.
+
+"Next day, if you'll believe it, the Colonel didn't remember a thing;
+became quite angry at Tomlinson's supposing he'd take advantage of any
+person in the way suggested; explained that he must have been drinking,
+and begged him to forget everything that might have been said. Of
+course, Tomlinson dropped the subject, but after that the Colonel and he
+rather drifted apart. Then quite by accident, two or three weeks later,
+our friend stumbled on Blake himself--met him right on the race-track,
+through a Frenchman named Depau.
+
+"Now our innocent friend had been sort of lonely ever since he'd lost
+sight of Buncomb, and this Blake turned out to be an awfully good sort.
+Tomlinson naturally inquired if he'd ever met the Colonel or Larry
+Summerdale, but he never had, and finally they took an apartment
+together."
+
+"He must have been pleased when Tomlinson told him about the value of
+his stock," remarked McAllister, lighting another cigar.
+
+"I'm comin' to that," replied Wainwright. "It seems that Tomlinson so
+far forgot his early New England traditions as to covet that stock
+himself. Shockin', wasn't it?
+
+"One day, when they were lunching at the Trois Freres, our friend
+hinted that he was interested in mining stock. Blake laughed, and
+replied that if Tomlinson owned as much as he did of the stuff he
+wouldn't want to see another share as long as he lived, and added that
+he was loaded up with a lot of worthless stock--two thousand shares--in
+an old prospect in Arizona that he had inherited from his father, and
+wasn't worth the paper the certificate was printed on. The leery
+Tomlinson admitted having heard of the mine, but gave it as his
+impression that it had possibilities.
+
+"Then he had a sudden headache, and went out and cabled to The Silver
+Bow offices at the _World_ building here in New York to find out what
+the company would pay for the stock. In an hour or two he got an answer
+stating that they were prepared to give twenty dollars a share for not
+less than two thousand shares. Good, eh?
+
+"Well, next day he led the conversation round again to mining stocks,
+and finally offered to buy Blake's holdings for five dollars a share.
+When the latter hesitated, Tomlinson was so afraid he'd lose the stock
+that he almost raised his bid to fifteen; but Blake only laughed, and
+said that he had no intention of robbing one of his friends, and that
+the old stuff really wasn't worth a cent. Tomlinson became quite
+indignant, suggested that perhaps he knew more about that particular
+mine than even Blake did, and finally overcame the latter's scruples
+and persuaded him to sell. Then Tomlinson disposed of some bonds by
+cable, and that evening gave Blake a draft for fifty thousand francs in
+exchange for his two thousand share certificate in The Silver Bow of
+Arizona. He told me it had a picture of a miner with a pick-ax and a
+mule standing against the rising sun on it. Sort of allegorical, don't
+you think?
+
+"Blake continued to protest that our friend was being cheated, and
+offered to buy it back at any time; but Tomlinson's one idea was to get
+to New York as fast as possible. He had cabled that the stock was on the
+way, and that very night he slid out of Paris and caught the
+Norddeutscher Lloyd at Cherbourg. I inferred that he occupied the bridal
+chamber on the way back all by himself.
+
+"The instant they landed he jumped in a cab and started for the _World_
+building; but when he got there he couldn't find any Silver Bow Mining
+Company. It had evaporated. It had been there right enough--for ten
+days--the ten days Tomlinson calculated that it had taken Blake to sell
+him the stock. But no one knew where it had gone or what had become of
+it.
+
+"Well, of course," kept on Wainwright, "he nearly went crazy; cabled the
+police in Paris and had 'em all arrested, including Colonel Buncomb;
+and took the next steamer back. He says they had the trial in a little
+police court in the Palais de Justice. Buncomb had hired Maître Labori
+to defend him. Everybody kept their hats on, and apparently they all
+shouted at once. The Judge was the only one that kept his mouth shut at
+all. Tomlinson told his story through an interpreter, and charged
+Buncomb, Summerdale, and Blake with conspiracy to defraud.
+
+"When the Colonel realized what it was all about he jumped into the
+middle of the room, pushed his silk hat back of his ears, flapped his
+coat-tails, and sailed into 'em in good old Southern style. I tell you
+he must have made the eagle scream. He was a Colonel in the Confederate
+Army, he was--the Thirtieth Georgia. The whole thing was a miserable
+French scheme to blackmail him. He'd appeal to the American Ambassador.
+He'd see if a parcel of French soup-makers and a police judge could
+interfere with the Constitution of the United States. Every once in a
+while he'd yell '_Conspuez_' or '_À bas_' and sort of froth at the
+mouth. He made a great big impression. Then Maître Labori got in _his_
+licks. He said Tomlinson was a wolf in sheep's clothing--a rascal--a
+'vilain m'sieur,' whatever that is.
+
+"Finally he inquired, with a very unpleasant smile, if Buncomb had ever
+asked him to buy any stock?
+
+"Tomlinson had to say 'No.'
+
+"Did Larry Summerdale?
+
+"'No'
+
+"Didn't Blake tell him the stock was worthless?
+
+"'Yes.'
+
+"How did he know the stock wasn't worth what he paid for it?
+
+"'Well, he didn't absolutely.'
+
+"The Labori said something with a long rattling 'r' in it like a snake,
+and turned with a gesture of extreme contempt to the Judge. He remarked
+that one glance of comparison between Colonel Buncomb and Tomlinson
+would show which was the gentleman and which was the rogue. Then the
+first thing our friend knew the court had adjourned--they had all been
+turned out--discharged--acquitted. But the thing that most disgusted
+Tomlinson was that as he was coming away he saw the whole push, the
+Colonel and Larry and Blake, all piling into a big Panhard autocar. They
+passed him going about eighty miles an hour. You see, Tomlinson had paid
+for that car, and he'd always wanted one to run himself. The last he
+heard of 'em they were tearing up the Riviera."
+
+"And what did Tomlinson do then?" asked McAllister.
+
+"There was nothing he could do in Paris, so he came home on a ten-day
+boat and went to visit his uncle up at Methuen, Mass. Gay place,
+Methuen! Saturday night you can ride down to Lawrence on the electric
+car for a nickel and hear the band play in front of the gas works. But
+the simple life has done him good."
+
+
+II
+
+One evening, several months later, McAllister and a party of friends
+dropped into Rector's after the theatre for a caviare sandwich before
+turning in. The hostelry, as usual, was in a blaze of light and crowded,
+but after waiting for a few moments they were given a table just vacated
+by a party of four. McAllister, having given their order, noticed a
+couple seated directly in his line of vision who instantly challenged
+his attention. The girl was ordinary--slender, dark-haired,
+sharp-featured, and clad in a scarlet costume trimmed with
+ermine--obviously an actress or vaudeville "artist." It was her
+companion, however, that caused McAllister to readjust his monocle.
+Curious! Where had he seen that face? It was that of a heavy man of
+approximately sixty, benign, smooth-shaven, full-featured, and with an
+expanse of broad white forehead, the centre of which was marked in a
+curious fashion by a deep dent like a hole made by dropping a marble
+into soft putty. It gave him the appearance of having had a third eye,
+now extinct. It fascinated McAllister. He was sure he had met the old
+fellow somewhere--he couldn't just place where. But that hole in the
+forehead--yes, he was certain! Listening abstractedly to his friends'
+conversation, the clubman studied his neighbor, becoming each moment
+more convinced that at some time in the past they had been thrown
+together. Presently the pair arose, and the man helped the woman into
+her ermine coat. The hole in his forehead kept falling in and out of
+shadow, as McAllister, his eyes fastened upon it like some bird charmed
+by a reptile, watched the head waiter bow them ostentatiously out.
+
+"Fellows!" exclaimed McAllister, "look at those people just going out;
+do you know who they are?"
+
+"Why, that's Yvette Vibbert, the comedienne," said Rogers. "She's at
+Hammerstein's. I don't know her escort. By George! that's a queer thing
+on his forehead."
+
+McAllister beckoned the head waiter to him.
+
+"Alphonse, who's the gentleman with Mademoiselle Vibbert?"
+
+Alphonse smiled.
+
+"Zat is Monsieur Herbert." He pronounced it Erbaire.
+
+"Well, who's Monsieur Erbaire?"
+
+Alphonse elevated his eyebrows, shrugged his shoulders, protruded his
+lips, and extended the palms of his hands.
+
+"Alphonse says," remarked McAllister, turning to the group around the
+table, "Alphonse says that you can search _him_."
+
+
+III
+
+McAllister had speculated for a day or two upon the probable identity of
+the man with the hole in his forehead, and then had finally given it up
+as a bad job. One didn't like to dig up the past too carefully, anyhow.
+You never could tell exactly what you might exhume.
+
+The next Sunday afternoon, while running his eyes carelessly over the
+"personals," his notice was attracted to the following:
+
+ BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.--Advertiser wants party with
+ four thousand dollars ready cash; can make twelve
+ thousand dollars in five weeks; no scheme, strictly
+ legitimate business transaction; will bear thorough
+ investigation; must act immediately; no brokers;
+ principals only.
+ HERBERT, 319 Herald.
+
+The name sounded familiar. But he didn't know any Herbert. Then there
+hovered in the penumbra of his consciousness for a moment the ghost of a
+scarlet dress, an ermine hat. Ah, yes! Herbert was the man with the hole
+in his forehead that night at Rector's, that Alphonse didn't know. But
+where had he known that man? He raised his eyes and caught a glimpse of
+Tomlinson, the saturnine Tomlinson, sitting by a window. Of course!
+Buncomb--Colonel C. T. P. Buncomb--Tomlinson's high-rolling friend of
+the Champs-Élysées--turned up in New York as Mr. Herbert--a man who'd
+triple your money in five weeks! The chain was complete. If he kept his
+wits about him he might increase the reputation achieved at Blair's. It
+would require _finesse_, to be sure, but his experience with Conville
+had given him confidence. Here was a chance to do a little more
+detective work on his own account. He replied to the advertisement,
+inviting an interview. The "Colonel" would probably call, try some old
+swindling game, McAllister would lure him on, and at the proper moment
+call in the police. It looked easy sailing.
+
+Accordingly the appointed hour next day found the clubman waiting
+impatiently at his rooms, and at two o'clock promptly Mr. Herbert was
+announced. But McAllister was doomed to disappointment. The visitor was
+not the Colonel at all, and didn't even have a bullet-hole in his
+forehead. A short, thick-set man, arrayed carefully in a dark blue
+overcoat, bowed himself in. In his hand he carried a glistening silk
+hat, and his own countenance was no less shining and urbane. Thick
+bristly black hair parted mathematically in the middle drooped on either
+side of his forehead above a pair of snappy black eyes and rather
+bulbous nose.
+
+McAllister somewhat uneasily invited his guest to be seated.
+
+Mr. Herbert smilingly took the chair offered him.
+
+"Mr. McAllister?" he inquired affably.
+
+"Ye-es," replied the clubman. "I noticed your advertisement in the
+_Herald_, and it occurred to me that I might like to look into it."
+
+Mr. Herbert smiled slightly in a deprecating manner.
+
+"I admit my method savors a trifle of charlatanism," he remarked, "but
+the situation was unusual and time was of the essence. Are we quite
+alone?"
+
+"Oh, yes, certainly! Will you smoke?"
+
+Mr. Herbert had no objection to joining McAllister in a cigar.
+
+"The gist of the matter is this," he explained, holding the weed in the
+corner of his mouth as he spoke--a trick McAllister had never acquired.
+"I have a brother who is employed in a confidential capacity by the
+president of a large mining company--The Golden Touch. The stock has
+always sold at around four or five. Recently they struck a very rich
+lode. It was kept very quiet, and only the officers of the company
+actually on the field know of it. Needless to say, they are buying in
+the stock as fast as they can."
+
+"Of course," answered McAllister sympathetically. He felt as if he had
+run across an old friend again. Things were looking up a bit.
+
+"Well, I have located a block of which they know absolutely nothing. It
+was issued to an engineer in lieu of cash for services at the mine. He
+suddenly developed sciatica, and is obliged to go to Baden-Baden. At
+present he is laid up at one of the hotels in this city. Of course he is
+ignorant of the find made since he left Arizona, and of the fact that
+his stock, once worth only five dollars a share, is now selling at
+twenty."
+
+"Well, he's a richer man than he supposes," commented McAllister
+naively.
+
+Mr. Herbert smiled with condescension.
+
+"Exactly. That is the point. If I had five thousand dollars I could buy
+his thousand shares to-morrow and sell it to the company at fifteen
+thousand dollars' profit. You furnish the funds, I the opportunity, and
+we divide even. I've a sure thing! What do you think of it?"
+
+"By George!" exclaimed the clubman, slapping his knee delightedly, "I've
+a mind to go you! . . . But," he added shrewdly, "I should want to see
+the prospective buyer of my stock before I purchased it."
+
+"Right you are; right you are, Mr. McAllister," instantly returned Mr.
+Herbert. "Now, I'm dead on the level, see? To-morrow morning you can go
+down and see the president of The Golden Touch yourself. The offices are
+in the New York Life Building."
+
+"All right," answered McAllister. "To-morrow? Wait a minute; I've an
+engagement. Why can't we go now?"
+
+Mr. Herbert nodded approvingly. Ah, _that_ was business! They would go
+at once.
+
+McAllister rang for Frazier, who assisted him into his coat and summoned
+a cab. On their way down-town Herbert waxed even more confidential. He
+believed, if they could land this block of stock, they might perhaps dig
+up a few more hundred shares. Conscientious effort counted just as much
+in an affair of this sort as in any other. McAllister displayed the
+deepest interest.
+
+Arrived at the New York Life Building, the two took the elevator to the
+fifth floor, where Herbert led the way to a large suite on the Leonard
+Street side. McAllister rarely had to go down-town--his lawyer usually
+called on him at his rooms--and was much impressed by the marble
+corridors and gilt lettering upon the massive doors. Upon a door at the
+end of the hall the clubman could see in large capitals the words,
+
+ THE GOLDEN TOUCH MINING CO.
+
+ _Office of the President._
+
+They turned to the left and paused outside another door marked
+"Entrance." Herbert thought he'd better remain in the corridor--the
+President might smell a rat; so McAllister decided to enter alone. In an
+adjoining suite he could see some men testing a fire-escape consisting
+of a long bulging canvas tube, which reached from the window in the
+direction of the street below. Someone was preparing to make a descent.
+McAllister wished he could stop and see the fellow slide through; but
+business was business, and he opened the door.
+
+Inside he found himself in a large, handsome office. Three gum-chewing
+boys idled at desks in front of a brass railing, behind which several
+typewriters rattled continuously. On learning that McAllister desired to
+see the President, one of the boys penetrated an inner office, and
+presently beckoned our friend into another room hung with large maps and
+photographs and furnished with a mahogany table, around which were
+ranged a dozen vacant but impressive chairs. In the room beyond,
+evidently the holy of holies, he could see an elderly man at a roll-top
+desk smoking a large cigar.
+
+McAllister was beginning to lose his nerve; everything seemed so
+methodical and everybody so busy. Telephones rang incessantly; buzzers
+whirred; the machines clacked; and the man inside smoked on serenely,
+unperturbed, a wonderful example of the superiority of mind over matter.
+Who was he? McAllister began to fear that he was going to make an ass of
+himself. Then the magnate slowly raised his eyes; retreat became no
+longer possible. With a start, McAllister found himself face to face
+with the man with the bullet-hole in his forehead. The latter bowed
+slightly.
+
+"I am President Van Vorst," he announced in a dignified manner.
+
+McAllister hastily tried to assume the expression and manner of a yokel.
+
+"Er--er--" he stammered; "you see, the fact is, I want to sell some
+stock."
+
+The Colonel eyed him sternly.
+
+"Stock? What stock?"
+
+"In the Golden Touch."
+
+The President slightly elevated his eyebrows.
+
+"Stock in The Golden Touch? How much have you got?"
+
+"About a thousand shares."
+
+"Nonsense!" remarked the Colonel.
+
+"No, it isn't," replied McAllister. "I have, really. What'll you pay for
+it?"
+
+"Five dollars a share."
+
+"No, no," said McAllister, edging nervously toward the door. "I think
+it's worth more than that."
+
+"Come back here," muttered the other, getting up from his chair and
+scowling. "What do you know about the value of The Golden Touch, I
+should like to know?"
+
+"Perhaps I know more than you think," answered McAllister, with an inane
+imitation of airy nonchalance.
+
+"See here," said the Colonel excitedly, "is this on the level? Can you
+deliver a thousand?"
+
+"Certainly."
+
+The President sank back in his chair.
+
+"Then you have located Murphy's stock!" he exclaimed. "You've beaten us!
+That cursed certificate was issued just before--" He paused, and looked
+sharply toward McAllister.
+
+"Just before you made that strike," finished the clubman significantly.
+
+"Hang you!" cried the Colonel angrily. "What do you ask?"
+
+"Eighteen."
+
+"Too much. Give you ten."
+
+McAllister started for the door.
+
+At that instant a telegraph-boy entered and handed the President a
+flimsy yellow paper.
+
+"Give you twelve," added the Colonel, casting his eye rapidly over the
+telegram.
+
+"Can't do business on that basis."
+
+"Well, you've got us cornered. I'll break the record. I'll give you
+fifteen."
+
+McAllister hesitated.
+
+"All right," said he rather reluctantly. "Cash down?"
+
+"Of course," replied the Colonel. "I'll wait here for you. You might as
+well look at this now." And he showed the clubman the paper.
+
+ STAFFORD, ARIZONA.
+
+ _Struck very rich ore on the foot-wall. Recent assays
+ show eight per cent. copper, carrying five dollars in
+ gold to the ton. Try and locate Murphy's stock._
+
+"You see," added the Colonel, "I've got to get it, if it busts me!"
+
+"Well, you shall have it in half an hour," replied McAllister.
+
+Out in the corridor Herbert wanted to know exactly what had happened,
+and laughed heartily when McAllister described the interview. Oh, that
+old Van Vorst was a sly dog! He'd steal the gold out of your teeth if
+you gave him the chance. Carrying five dollars in gold to the ton! That
+was even better than his brother had advised him. Well, the next thing
+was to capture Murphy's stock.
+
+On their way to the Astor House to see the sick engineer, McAllister
+stopped at the Chemical National Bank, on the pretext of procuring the
+money to pay for the stock, and there called up Police Headquarters.
+Conville presently came to the wire, and it was arranged between them
+that the detective should communicate with Tomlinson and bring him at
+once to the New York Life Building. There they would await the return of
+McAllister and follow him to the offices of the mining company.
+
+McAllister then rejoined Mr. Herbert in the cab and drove at once to the
+hotel. The polite clerk informed the strangers that Mr. Murphy was bad,
+very bad, and that they would have to secure permission from the trained
+nurse before they could visit him. They might, however, go upstairs and
+inquire for themselves.
+
+Mr. Murphy's room proved to be at the extreme end of a musty corridor,
+in which the pungent odor of iodoform and antiseptics, noticeable even
+at the elevator, gave evidence of his lamentable condition. A soft knock
+brought an immediate response from a muscular male nurse, who was at
+last persuaded to allow them to interview his patient on the express
+condition that their call should be limited to a few moments' duration
+only. Inside, the smell of medicine became overpowering. McAllister
+could discern by the dim light a figure lying upon a bed in the far
+corner shrouded in bandages, and moaning with pain. Near at hand stood a
+table covered with liniment and bottles.
+
+"Wot is it?" whined the sick engineer. "Carn't yer leave me in peace?
+Wot is it, I s'y?"
+
+For the third time in his life McAllister's heart nearly stopped beating
+at the sound of that voice. It was, however, unmistakable. Should it
+come from the heavens above, or the caverns of the hills, or the waters
+beneath the earth, it could originate in but one unique, extraordinary
+individual--Wilkins! It was a startling complication, and for an instant
+McAllister's brain refused to cope with the situation.
+
+"You really must pardon us!" Herbert began, "but we've come to see if
+you wouldn't sell some of your Golden Touch mining stock."
+
+"'Oly Moses!" wailed the sick engineer, turning his head to the wall.
+"Oh, my leg! Wot do you come 'ere for, about stock, when I'm almost
+dead? Go aw'y, I s'y!"
+
+McAllister pulled himself together. He had intended buying the stock,
+and on returning to the company's offices to have Conville arrest
+Herbert and the Colonel, without bothering about the sick engineer. He
+was pretty sure he had evidence enough. But now, with Wilkins to assist
+him, he undoubtedly could force a confession from them both.
+
+"Go ahead," he whispered to Herbert; "I'm no good at that sort of
+thing."
+
+So Mr. Herbert started in to persuade his invalid confederate to part
+with his valueless stock for McAllister's money. He waxed eloquent over
+the glories of the Continent and the miraculous cures effected at
+Baden-Baden, as well as upon the uncertainties of this life, and mining
+stock in particular.
+
+Meanwhile the sick man tossed in agony upon his pallet and cursed the
+inconsiderate strangers who forced their selfish interests upon him at
+such a moment. Outside the door the nurse coughed impatiently. At last,
+after an unusually persistent harangue on the part of Herbert, the
+invalid, inveighing against the sciatica that had placed him thus at
+their mercy, and more to get rid of them than anything else,
+reluctantly yielded. Fumbling among the bed-clothes, he produced a
+soiled certificate, which he smoothed out and regarded sadly.
+
+"'Ere, tyke it," he muttered. "Tyke it! Gimme yer money, an' go aw'y!"
+
+As yet he had not recognized McAllister, who had remained partially
+concealed behind his companion.
+
+"Now's your chance!" whispered the latter. "Take it while you can get
+it. Where's the money?"
+
+McAllister drew out the bills, which crackled deliciously in his hands,
+and stepped square in front of the sick engineer, between him and
+Herbert.
+
+"Mr. Murphy"--he spoke the words slowly and distinctly--"I'm the person
+who's buying your stock. This gentleman has merely interested me in the
+proposition." Then, fixing his eyes directly on those of Wilkins, he
+held out the bills. A look of terror came over the face of the valet,
+and he half-raised himself from the pillow as he stared horrified at his
+former master. Then he sank back, and turned away his head.
+
+"Now answer me a few questions," continued McAllister. "Are you the bona
+fide owner of this stock?"
+
+Wilkins choked.
+
+"S' 'elp me! Got it fer services," he gasped.
+
+"And it's worth what you ask--five thousand dollars?"
+
+Wilkins glanced helplessly at Herbert, who was examining a bottle of
+iodine on the mantelpiece. Then he rolled convulsively upon his side.
+
+"Oh, my leg!" he groaned, thrashing around until his head came within a
+few inches of McAllister's face. "_It's rotten_," he whispered under his
+breath. "_Don't touch it!_ . . . Oh, my pore leg! . . . _Just pretend to
+pass me the money_. . . . 'Ere, tyke yer stock, if yer 'ave to! . . . _I
+wouldn't rob yer, sir, indeed I wouldn't!_ . . . W'ere's yer money?"
+
+A gentle smile came over McAllister's placid countenance. Who said there
+was no honor among thieves? Who said there was no such thing as
+gratitude and self-sacrifice? He did not realize at the moment that it
+was the only thing Wilkins could possibly have done to save himself. His
+simple faith accepted it as an act of devotion upon the other's part.
+With a swift wink at his old servant, McAllister stepped back to where
+Herbert was standing.
+
+"I don't know," he said doubtfully. "How can I be sure this sick man's
+name is really Murphy, or that he is the fellow that worked at the mine?
+I guess I'd better have him identified before I give up my money."
+
+"Don't be foolish!" growled Herbert. "Of course he's the man! My brother
+gave his description in the letter, and he fits it to a T. And then he
+has the certificate. What more do you want?"
+
+"I don't know," repeated McAllister hesitatingly. He shook his head and
+shifted from one foot to the other. "I don't know. I guess I won't do
+it."
+
+Herbert seemed annoyed.
+
+"Look here," he demanded of the sick engineer, "are you so awful sick
+you can't come over to the company's offices and be identified?"--adding
+_sotto voce_ to McAllister, "if he does, old Van Vorst will probably buy
+the stock himself, and we'll lose our chance."
+
+The sick man moaned and grumbled. By 'ookey! 'Ere was impudence for yer.
+Come an' rob 'im of 'is stock, an' then demand 'e be identified.
+
+"We'll take you in our cab. It ain't far," urged Herbert, nodding
+vigorously at Wilkins from behind McAllister.
+
+"Oh, I'll go!" responded the engineer with sudden alacrity. "Anything to
+hoblige."
+
+He hobbled painfully out of bed. The nurse had by this time returned,
+and was demanding in forcible language that his patient should instantly
+get back. Seeing that his expostulations had no effect, he assisted
+Wilkins very ungraciously to get into his clothes. With the aid of a
+stout cane the latter tottered to the elevator and was finally ensconced
+safely in the cab. All this had occupied nearly an hour; twenty minutes
+more brought them to the New York Life Building.
+
+As McAllister and Herbert assisted their supposed victim into the
+building, the clubman caught a glimpse of the lean Tomlinson and
+athletically built Conville standing together behind the pillars of the
+portico. The elevator whisked them up to the fifth floor so rapidly that
+the sick man swore loudly that he should never live to come down again.
+As they turned into the corridor toward the entrance of the office,
+McAllister saw his confederates emerge from the rear elevator. Things
+were going well enough, so far. Now for the _coup d'état_!
+
+The boy admitted them at once into the inner sanctum. As before,
+President Van Vorst sat there calmly smoking a cigar. At his right, in a
+corner by the window, stood a heavy iron safe.
+
+"Well," said McAllister briskly, "I've brought the stock, and I've
+brought its former owner with it. Do you recognize him?"
+
+"Well, well!" returned the President, stepping forward with great
+cordiality and clasping Wilkins's hand in his. "If it isn't my old
+engineer, Murphy! How are you, Murphy, old socks? It's nearly a year,
+isn't it, since you were at Stafford?"
+
+"Yes," replied Wilkins tremulously, "an' I'm a very sick man. I've got
+the skyathicer somethin' hawful."
+
+McAllister produced the stock from his coat-pocket.
+
+"Do you identify this certificate?" inquired the clubman.
+
+"Of course! Now think of that! I've been lookin' for that thousand
+shares ever since Murphy left the mine," said the Colonel with a show of
+irritation.
+
+"Well, are you ready to pay for it?" demanded McAllister sharply.
+
+The Colonel hesitated, looking from one to the other. Clearly he could
+not determine just how matters stood.
+
+"Well," he remarked finally, "I can't pay for it just this minute, but
+I'll go right out and get the money. You see, I didn't expect you back
+quite so soon. Who does the stock belong to, anyhow--you, or Murphy?"
+
+"At present it belongs to me," said the clubman.
+
+As McAllister spoke he stepped in front of the door leading into the
+directors' room. From below came faintly the rattle of the street and
+the clang of electric cars, while in the outer office could be heard the
+merry tattoo of the typewriters. Could it be possible that in this
+opulently furnished office, with its rosewood desk and chairs, its
+Persian rugs and paintings, its plate glass and heavy curtains, he was
+confronting a crew of swindlers of whom his own valet was an accomplice?
+It was almost past belief. Yet, as he recalled Wainwright's vivid
+description of the fall of Tomlinson, the scene at Rector's, the
+advertisement in the _Herald_, and the strange occurrences of the
+morning, he perceived that there could be no question in the matter. He
+was facing three common--or rather most uncommon--thieves, all of whom
+probably had served more than one term in State prison--desperate
+characters, who would not hesitate to use force, or worse, should it
+appear necessary. For a moment the clubman lost heart. He might be
+murdered, and no one be the wiser. Then a vague shadow flickered against
+the opaque glass of the main door, and McAllister gained new courage.
+Conville was just outside, with Tomlinson--although the latter could not
+be regarded as a valuable auxiliary in the event of a hand-to-hand
+struggle. Was he safe in counting on Wilkins? What if the ex-convict
+should go back on him? How did the valet know but that, by assisting
+his master, he was sending himself to State prison? McAllister had a
+fleeting desire to turn and dart from the room. What business had a
+middle-aged clubman turning detective, anyway? Then he braced himself,
+took a good grip of his stout walking-stick, and turned to the Colonel
+with an assumption of calmness which he was very far from feeling. The
+noonday sun streamed into the windows and threw into strong relief the
+muscular figures of the group about him.
+
+"I'm afraid you've been deceived in Murphy," he remarked coolly. "He
+isn't an engineer at all; he's just an ex-convict."
+
+The Colonel uttered a swift oath and snatched a Colt from an open drawer
+of the desk. Herbert turned fiercely upon the clubman. Wilkins dropped
+his crutch.
+
+"What are you giving us!" cried the Colonel.
+
+"I'll leave it to _him_," added McAllister. "By the way, his name isn't
+Murphy at all--it's Wilkins--or Welch, if you prefer."
+
+"What's this--a plant?" yelled Herbert. "By God, if----"
+
+"Don't be upset, Mr. Summerdale," said the clubman. "You might lay down
+that pistol, Colonel Buncomb. Wilkins is an old friend of mine--in fact
+he used to work for me."
+
+The two thieves glared at him, speechless. Wilkins picked up his crutch
+by the small end, remarking:
+
+"Better go easy there, Buncomb."
+
+"I think you gentlemen had the pleasure of meeting another friend of
+mine last summer, a Mr. Tomlinson," continued McAllister. "He's told me
+a good deal about you. I am under the impression that he paid for an
+automobile and a little trip you took on the Riviera. How would you like
+to turn back the money?"
+
+Buncomb stood in the middle of the room pale and motionless, while the
+clubman opened the door into the hall and called Tomlinson's name.
+
+"Yaas, I'm here, McAllister. What do you want?" replied the club bore as
+his lank figure entered the room. At the sight of Buncomb, Summerdale,
+and Wilkins he stopped short.
+
+"By Jove!" he drawled, "I'm dashed if it ain't the Colonel--and Larry!"
+
+"Look here, you--you--chappie!" snarled Buncomb, "clear out of here! And
+you, too, Tomlinson. Understand?" He waved the revolver threateningly.
+
+"Colonel," remarked McAllister, "I'm here for just one purpose, and
+that's to collect the debt you gentlemen owe my friend Mr. Tomlinson.
+Wilkins, or Welch, or Murphy, or whatever _you_ call him, is ready to
+turn state's evidence against you. I promise him immunity. There's an
+officer just outside. Shall I call him?"
+
+"Is that straight, Fatty?" cried Summerdale, his face livid with fright
+and anger. "Are you going to squeal on us?"
+
+"Sure!" replied Wilkins. "I'm through with you, you miserable
+shell-gamers! The best thing for you is to hopen the old coal-box hover
+there and count hout what's left of that ten thousand."
+
+"Curse you!" hissed Summerdale. "How do we know you won't have us
+pinched whether we pay up or not?"
+
+"I reckon we'd better take a chance," muttered the Colonel, laying down
+his revolver and dropping on his knees before the safe. The little knob
+spun around, the lock clicked, and the heavy door swung open, but at the
+same moment there was a terrific crash of glass behind them.
+
+"Excuse noise," exclaimed Conville, thrusting his face through the
+broken pane and covering Buncomb with a long black weapon. "Kindly keep
+your arms up, Colonel--and you too, Larry. How stout you've grown! Thank
+you! I was peekin' through the keyhole, and kinder thought this would be
+a good time to freeze on to what was in the safe without callin' in an
+expert."
+
+The next instant he had unlocked the door with his other hand and
+snapped the handcuffs on Summerdale's uplifted wrist. While the
+detective was doing the same to the Colonel, McAllister caught sight of
+Wilkins's frightened glance, and gave a slight nod toward the door
+leading into the next room. Like a flash the valet had jumped through
+and closed and locked the door behind him. Another door banged. Conville
+sprang into the hall across the fragments of the shattered glass, with
+McAllister at his heels. They were just in time to see Wilkins leap into
+the room where the men were testing the fire-escape.
+
+"Let me try it," said he, and swung himself calmly into the tube. For an
+instant he delayed his flight, with only his head remaining visible.
+
+"Good-by, Mr. McAllister," he called over his shoulder, "and thank you
+kindly. I won't forget, sir."
+
+At the same instant Conville bounded through the door and rushed to the
+window. As he reached the sash Wilkins let go, and plunged downwards.
+His descent was rapid, his position being discernible from the sagging
+of the canvas.
+
+Barney started for the elevator in the hope of cutting off the valet's
+escape below, but he had miscalculated the force of gravitation. As
+McAllister reached the window he saw the little bulge that represented
+Wilkins slide gently to the bottom. There was a cheer from the
+bystanders as the convict stepped lightly to his feet. Then he turned
+for an instant, and, looking up at McAllister, waved his hand and
+disappeared among the crowd.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+McAllister's Data of Ethics
+
+
+I
+
+"Certainly, sir. Your clothes shall be delivered at the Metropole at
+nine-forty-five to morrow evenin', sir."
+
+Pondel's dapper little clerk tossed a half-dozen bolts of "trouserings"
+upon the polished table, and smiled graciously at the firm's best paying
+customer.
+
+"Here, Bulstead! take Mr. McAllister's waist measure--just a matter of
+precaution," he added deferentially. "These are somethin' fine,
+sir--very fine! When they came in, I says to Mr. Pondel: 'If only Mr.
+McAllister could see that woollen! It's a shame,' I says, 'not to save
+it for 'im!' An' Mr. Pondel agreed with me at once. 'Very good,
+Wessons,' says he. 'Lay aside enough of that Lancaster to make Mr.
+McAllister a single-breasted sack suit, and if he don't fancy it I'll
+have it made up into somethin' for myself,' he says. Ain't that so, Mr.
+Pondel?"
+
+The gentleman addressed had graciously sauntered over to congratulate
+Mr. McAllister upon his selections.
+
+"Ah, very good! Very good indeed! How's that, Wessons? Yes, I told him
+to keep that piece for you, sir. Lord Bentwood begged for it almost with
+the tears in his eyes, as I may say, but I assured him that it was
+already spoken for." He patted the cloth with a fat, ring-covered hand.
+An atmosphere of exclusive opulence emanated from every inch of his
+sleek, pudgy person--from the broad white forehead over the glinting
+steel-gray eyes, from the pointed Van Dyke trimmed to resemble that of a
+certain exalted personage, from his drab waistcoated abdomen begirdled
+with its heavy chain and dangling seals, down to the gray-gaitered
+patent leathers. McAllister distrusted, feared, relied upon him.
+
+The clubman wiped his monocle and glanced out through the plate-glass
+window. Marlborough Square was flooded with the soft sunshine of the
+autumn afternoon. Hardly a pedestrian violated the eminently
+aristocratic silence of St. Timothy's.
+
+"Very thoughtful of you, I'm sure," he replied, not grudging Pondel the
+extra two guineas which he very well knew the other invariably charged
+for these little favors. It were cheap at twice the money to feel so
+much a gentleman.
+
+"But this is Saturday, and it's five o'clock now. I don't see how you
+can possibly finish all those suits by to-morrow evening. You know I
+really didn't intend to order anything but the frock-coat. Perhaps you'd
+just better let the rest go. I can get them some other time."
+
+"Not at all, Mr. McAllister; not at all. We are always delighted to
+serve you by any means in our power. Did Wessons say they would be
+finished to-morrow? Then to-morrow they shall be, sir. I'll set my men
+at work immediately. Pedler! Where's Pedler? Send him here at once!"
+
+A hollow-eyed, lank, round-shouldered journeyman parted the curtains
+that concealed the rear of the room, and nervously approached his
+employer. He blinked at the unaccustomed sunlight, suppressing a cough.
+
+"Did you call me, sir?"
+
+"Yes," replied Pondel with the severity of one granting an undeserved
+favor. "This is Mr. McAllister, of whom you have heard us speak so
+often. I believe you have cut several of the gentleman's suits. He is to
+take the Majestic, which sails early Monday morning, and I have promised
+that his clothes shall be ready to-morrow evening. Can you arrange to
+stay here to-night and whatever portion of to-morrow is necessary to
+finish them?"
+
+A worried look passed over the man's face, and his hand flew to his
+mouth to strangle another cough.
+
+"Certainly, sir; that is--of course-- Yes, sir. May I ask how many,
+sir?"
+
+"Only three, I believe. I was sure it could be arranged. Please ask
+Aggam to assist you. That is all."
+
+"Yes, sir. Very good, sir." Pedler hesitated a moment as if about to
+speak, then turned listlessly and plodded back behind the curtains.
+
+"Very obliging man--Pedler. You see, there will be no difficulty, Mr.
+McAllister."
+
+"Well, I don't see how on earth you're going to do it!" protested
+McAllister feebly. He wanted the clothes badly, now that he had seen the
+material. "It's mighty good of you to take all this trouble."
+
+Mr. Pondel made a deprecating gesture.
+
+"We are always glad to serve you, sir!" he repeated, as Wessons escorted
+the distinguished customer to the door.
+
+"It's a great privilege to be employed by such a man as Mr. Pondel,"
+whispered the salesman. "He thinks an enormous lot of you, sir. Very
+fine man--Mr. Pondel."
+
+As the hansom jogged rapidly toward the hotel, McAllister reflected
+painfully upon the enormous sums of money that he annually transferred
+from his own pockets to those of the lordly tailor. Not that the money
+made any particular difference. The clubman was well enough fixed, only
+sometimes the bills were unexpectedly large. The three suits just
+ordered would average fourteen guineas each. Roughly they would come to
+two hundred and twenty-five dollars, plus the duty, which he always paid
+conscientiously. And he was getting off easy at that. He remembered
+heaps of bills for over two hundred pounds, and that was only the
+beginning, for he bought most of his clothes right in New York.
+
+Climbing the steps of his hotel, he wondered vaguely how long Pedler and
+the other fellow would have to work to finish the suits. Of course, they
+would be paid extra--were probably glad to do it. The chap had a nasty
+cough, though. Oh, well, that was their business--not his! So long as he
+put up the money, Pondel could look out for the rest.
+
+However, he felt a distinct sense of relief that his own obligations
+consisted merely in dressing, dining at the Savoy with Aversly, and then
+leisurely taking in the Alhambra afterward. Once in his room, he found
+that the once criminally inclined, but now reformed Wilkins, who had
+returned to his master's service under a solemn promise of good
+behavior, had already laid out his clothes. McAllister rather dreaded
+dressing, for the place was one of those heavily oppressive apartments
+characteristic of English hotels. Green marble, yellow plush, and black
+walnut filled the foreground, background, and middle distance, while a
+marble-topped table, placed squarely in the centre of the room, offered
+the only oasis in the desert of upholstery, in the form of a single
+massive book, bound in brown morocco, and bearing the inscription
+stamped upon its cover in heavy gilt:
+
+ HOTEL METROPOLE
+ HOLY BIBLE
+ NOT TO BE REMOVED
+
+It fascinated him, recalling the chained hairbrush and comb of the
+Pacific Coast. There you were offered cleanliness, here godliness, by
+the proprietors; only the means thereto were not to be taken away. The
+next comer must have his chance.
+
+As the clubman idly lifted the volume, he suddenly realized that this
+was the first Bible he had actually touched in over thirty years. The
+last time he had owned one himself had been at school when he was
+fifteen years old. Something moved him to carry it to the window. The
+sun was just dropping over the scarlet chimney-pots of London. Its
+burnished glare played upon the red gilt edges of the leaves, as
+McAllister mechanically allowed the book to fall open in his hands. He
+read these words:
+
+ So I returned, and considered all the oppressions that
+ are done under the sun: and behold the tears of such
+ as were oppressed, and they had no comforter; and on
+ the side of their oppressors there was power; but they
+ had no comforter.
+
+The sun sank; the chimneys deadened against the sky-line. When Wilkins,
+ten minutes later, stole in to see if his master needed his assistance,
+he found McAllister staring into the darkening west.
+
+
+II
+
+The bell on St. Timothy's tolled twelve o'clock as McAllister's hansom,
+straight from the Alhambra, clacked into the moonlit silence of
+Marlborough Square. A soft breath of distant gardens hung on the cool
+air. The chimneys rose from the house-tops sharp against a pale blue sky
+glittering with stars. Here and there a yellow window gleamed for a
+moment under the eaves, then vanished mysteriously. It was a night for
+lovers,--calm, still, ecstatic,--for hayfields under the harvest
+moon,--for white, ghostly reaches of the Thames,--for poetry,--for the
+exquisite enjoyment of earth's nearest approach to heaven.
+
+The trap above McAllister's head opened.
+
+"Beg pardon, sir. W'ere did you s'y, sir?"
+
+"I said _Pondel's_," replied McAllister, rather sharply. He knew the
+cabby must think him a lunatic, but he didn't care. He intended to do
+the decent thing. Hang it! The fellow could mind his own business.
+
+The hansom crossed the street and reined up in the shadow. All was dark,
+silent, deserted. Only the brass plate beside the door reflected
+strangely the moonlight across the way.
+
+"'Ere's Pondel's, sir." The cabby got down and crossed the sidewalk to
+the door.
+
+"All shut hup!" he commented. "Close at six."
+
+A dark figure emerged quickly from, a neighboring shadow.
+
+"'Ere! Wot is it you want?" demanded the bobby, accosting the cabman
+with tentative and potential roughness.
+
+"Gent wants Pondel's. I dunno w'y. Ax 'im yerself!" responded cabby in
+an injured tone.
+
+The bobby turned to the hansom.
+
+"This shop's closed at six o'clock," he announced. "Wot do you want?"
+
+McAllister felt ten thousand times a fool. The beauty of the night, the
+odoriferous quiet, the peace of the deserted square, all made his errand
+seem monstrously idiotic. The universe was wheeling silently across the
+housetops; respectable men and women were in their beds; only
+night-hawks, lovers, policemen were abroad. It was as if a worm were
+raising objection to some cardinal law. Why should he try to upset the
+order and regularity of the London night, clattering into this
+slumbering section, startling a respectable somnolent policeman, making
+an ass of himself before his cabby--because somewhere a fellow was
+working overtime on his trousers. He imagined that as soon as he had
+made his explanation the bobby and the driver would collapse with
+merriment, and hale him to a mad-house. But McAllister set his teeth. He
+was fighting for a principle. He wouldn't "welch" now. He clambered out
+of the hansom.
+
+"I want to find Pondel, because he's got some fellows working on my
+clothes, and I don't propose to have anybody working for me on Sunday.
+Understand? It's _Sunday_. I don't intend to have folks working on my
+clothes when they ought to be in bed."
+
+He spoke brokenly, defiantly, catching his breath between words, almost
+ready to cry; then waited for his auditors to fall upon each other's
+necks in derisive mirth. He forgot, however, that he was in London. The
+situation was one apposite to American humor, but evoked no sense of
+amusement in the policeman. He treated McAllister's explanation with
+vast respect. Our hero gained confidence. The bobby regretted that the
+place seemed closed; ventured to express his approval of the clubman's
+altruistic effort; dilated upon it to the cabby, who was correspondingly
+impressed. McAllister, immensely cheered, held forth on the wrongs of
+labor at some length, and, finding a sympathetic audience, produced
+cigars. The three proved, as it were, a little group of humanitarians
+united in a common purpose. Then, suddenly, inconsequently, inexcusably,
+a man coughed. The sound was muffled, but unmistakable. It came from a
+point directly beneath their feet. The bobby rapped sharply on the
+pavement several times.
+
+"Hi there, you!" he called. "Hi there, you in Pondel's. Come an' open
+hup!"
+
+They could hear a dull murmur of conversation, the cough was repeated, a
+bench dragged across a floor, some fastening was slowly loosed, and a
+yellow gleam of light shot up through the shadow as a scuttle opened in
+the sidewalk. A lean, scrawny figure thrust itself upward, sleepily
+rubbing its eyes, collarless, its shirt open at the breast, its hair
+tousled, coughing. McAllister, now confident that he had the support of
+his companions, addressed the ghost, in whom he recognized Pedler, the
+journeyman from behind the curtains. The clubman's face, however, was
+concealed in shadow from the other.
+
+"You're working for Pondel, aren't you?"
+
+The ghost coughed again, and shivered, although the air was warm.
+
+"Yes," it answered huskily.
+
+"Are you working on some clothes for a gentleman who's sailing on
+Monday?"
+
+"Yes," it repeated.
+
+"Then don't, any more," chirped McAllister encouragingly. "Those clothes
+are for me, and I don't want you to work any longer. You ought to be in
+bed."
+
+"Wotcher givin' us?" grumbled Pedler. "G'wan! Leave us alone!" He
+started to descend. But the bobby stepped forward.
+
+"Look 'ere," he said roughly. "Don't you understand? It's just as the
+gentleman s'ys. You don't _'ave_ to work any more to-night. You can go
+'ome."
+
+"I s'y, wotcher givin' us?" repeated the other. "I cawn't go 'ome. Mr.
+Pondel's horders is to st'y 'ere until the clothes is finished. M'ybe
+it's as you s'y, but I cawn't go 'ome."
+
+At this juncture a child began to cry drowsily below, and a woman's
+voice could be heard striving to comfort it.
+
+"You don't mean you've got a baby down there!" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+"Only little Annie," replied Pedler. "An' the old woman."
+
+"Anyone else?"
+
+"Aggam."
+
+"Let's go down," suggested the bobby. "_I_ can make 'em understand." The
+ghost descended, dazed, and McAllister, the bobby, and last of all, the
+cabman, followed down a creaking ladder into a sort of vault under the
+cellar. A small oil wick gave out a feeble fluctuating light. On one
+side, cross-legged, sat a shrivelled-up, little old man, his brown beard
+streaked with gray, stitching. He did not look up, but only worked the
+faster. A thin woman crouched on a broken chair, holding a little girl
+in her lap.
+
+"There, there, Annie, don't cry. The bobby's not arter _you_. It's all
+right, darlin'!"
+
+Strewn about the cement floor lay the bolts of Lancaster which
+McAllister had selected, together with patterns, scissors, and
+unfinished garments.
+
+"Excuse the child, sir," apologized the woman. "She's just a bit
+sleepy."
+
+"Well," said McAllister, his indignation rising at the scene, and shame
+burning in his cheeks, "go right home. I won't have you working on these
+clothes any more." How he wished Pondel was there to get a piece of his
+mind!
+
+Jim looked wearily at Aggam.
+
+"Wot d'ye s'y, Aggam?"
+
+The other kept on stitching.
+
+"I gets my horders from Pondel," he replied, shortly, "an' I don't tyke
+no horders from no one helse!"
+
+"But look here," cried McAllister, "the clothes are _mine_, ain't they?
+Pondel hasn't anything to do with it! And _I_ tell you to _go home_."
+
+"Yes," grunted Aggam. "An' then you loses your job, does yer? I don't
+want no toff mixin' into _my_ affairs. I minds my business, they can
+mind theirs!"
+
+"I s'y, that's no w'y to speak to the gentleman!" exclaimed the bobby in
+disgust. "'E's only tryin' to do yer a fyvor! 'Aven't yer got no
+manners?"
+
+"_I_ minds _my_ business, let _'im_ mind _'is'n_!" repeated Aggam
+stolidly.
+
+"Well, _I_ must _s'y_," ejaculated the cabby, "they're a bloomin'
+grateful lot!"
+
+The tall man seemed to resent this last from one of his own station.
+
+"I appreciates wot the gent wants," he said weakly, "but it's just like
+Aggam s'ys. Wot can _we_ do? The gent cawn't tell us to go 'ome!"
+
+The child began to cry again. McAllister was exasperated almost to the
+point of profanity.
+
+"Don't you _want_ to go home?" he exclaimed.
+
+The woman laughed a hollow, mirthless laugh.
+
+"Annie an' me 'ave st'y'd 'ere all the evenin' just to be with Jim. 'E's
+awful sick. An' 'e'll 'ave to st'y 'ere all d'y to-morrer. Do we _want_
+to go 'ome!"
+
+Her husband dashed his shirt-sleeve across his eyes.
+
+"Don't Nell," he muttered. "I ain't sick. I can work. You go 'ome with
+the kid."
+
+McAllister thrust a handful of bank-notes toward her.
+
+"Where does old Pondel live?" he inquired of the bobby.
+
+"Out in Kew somewheres," replied the officer.
+
+The woman was staring blankly at the money. Suddenly she dropped the
+little girl and began to sob. Jim broke into a fit of harsh coughing.
+The cabman climbed up the ladder. The temperature of the vault seemed
+insufferable to McAllister.
+
+"I suppose you'll go home if Pondel says so?" he suggested.
+
+"Just watch us!" growled Aggam.
+
+"Take that child home, anyhow, and put it to bed," ordered the clubman.
+"I'll be back in an hour or so."
+
+As he climbed up through the scuttle into the sweet, soft moonlight, and
+started to enter the hansom, the bobby held out his hand.
+
+"Excuse me, sir. I 'ope you'll pardon the liberty, but, would you mind,
+I've got a brother in America--Smith's the naime--'e lives in a plaice
+called Manitoba. Do you 'appen to know 'im?"
+
+"I'm sorry," replied our friend, grasping the other's hand. "I never ran
+across him."
+
+"Where to now?" asked the cabby.
+
+"To Kew," replied McAllister.
+
+They swung out of the square, leaving the bobby standing in the shadow
+of Pondel's.
+
+"I'll look out for 'em while you're gone," called the latter
+encouragingly.
+
+They crossed Bond Street, followed Grosvenor Street into Park Lane, and
+plunging round Hyde Park corner, past the statue to England's greatest
+soldier, they entered Kingsbridge. McAllister, all awake from his recent
+experience, saw things that he had never observed before--bedraggled
+flower-girls in gaudy hats, with heart-rending faces; drunken laborers
+staggering along upon the arms of sad-featured women; young girls,
+slender, painted, strolling with an affectation of light-heartedness
+along the glittering sidewalks. On they jogged, past narrow streets
+where, amid the flare of torches, the entire population of the
+neighborhood swarmed, bargained, swore, and quarrelled; where little
+children rolled under the costers' carts, fighting for scraps and
+decaying vegetables; and where their passage was obstructed by the
+throngs of miserable humanity for whom this was their only park, their
+only club. It being Saturday night, the butchers were selling off their
+remnants of meat, and their shrill cries could be heard for blocks.
+Several times the horse shied to avoid trampling upon some old hag who,
+clutching her wretched purchase to her breast, hurried homeward before a
+drunken lout should snatch it from her. McAllister had never imagined
+the like. It was with a sigh of relief that they left the Hammersmith
+Road behind and at last reached the residential districts. In about an
+hour they found themselves in Kew. A cool breeze from the country fanned
+his cheek. On either hand trim little villas, with smooth lawns, lined
+the road, and the moonlit air was fragrant with the smell of damp grass,
+violets, and heliotrope. Here and there could be heard the tinkle of a
+cottage piano, and the laughter of belated merry-makers on the verandas.
+
+They located Mr. Pondel's villa without difficulty. Standing back some
+thirty yards from the street, its well-kept garden full of flowering
+shrubs and carefully tended beds of geraniums, it was a residence
+typical of the London suburb, with fretwork along the piazza roof, a
+stone dog guarding each side of the steps, and salmon-pink curtains at
+the parlor windows. The door stood open, a Japanese lamp burned in the
+hallway, and the murmur of voices floated out from the door leading into
+the parlor. McAllister once again felt the overwhelming absurdity of his
+position. Over his shoulder, as he stood by the hyacinths at the door,
+floated the same big moon in the same soft heaven. Damp and fragrant,
+the wind blew in from the lawn and swayed the portières in the narrow
+hall, behind which, doubtless, sat the lordly Pondel, friend of
+noblemen, adviser of royalty, entrenched in his castle, a unit in an
+impregnable system. The whinny of the cab-horse beyond the hedge
+recalled to McAllister the necessity for action. He realized that he was
+losing moral ground every instant.
+
+The bell jangled harshly somewhere in the back of the house. A man's
+voice--Pondel's--muttered indistinctly; there was a feminine whisper in
+response; someone placed a glass on a table and pushed back a chair. A
+clock in the neighborhood struck two, and Pondel emerged through the
+portières--Pondel in a wadded claret-colored dressing-gown embroidered
+with birds of Paradise, in carpet slippers, with a meerschaum pipe,
+watery eyes, and slightly disarranged hair. It was rather dim in the
+hallway, and he did not recognize his visitor.
+
+"What is it? What do you want?" The inquiry was abrupt and a little
+thick.
+
+"Good evening, Mr. Pondel," stammered McAllister. "I hope you'll excuse
+me for disturbing you at this hour. It's about the clothes."
+
+"W'o is it?" Pondel peered into his guest's flushed face. "W'y Mr.
+McAllister, what are you doin' way out 'ere? Excuse my appearance--a
+little pardonable neglishay of a Saturday evenin'. Come right in, won't
+you? Great honor, I'm sure. Though, if you'll believe it, I once 'ad the
+honor of a call from his Grace the Duke of Bashton right in this very
+'all. Excuse me w'ile I announce your presence to Mrs. Pondel."
+
+McAllister said something about having to go at once, but Pondel
+shuffled through the curtains, almost immediately sweeping them back
+with a lordly gesture of welcome.
+
+"This way, Mr. McAllister." Our miserable friend entered the parlor.
+"Elizabeth, hallow me to present Mr. McAllister--one of my oldest
+customers."
+
+Elizabeth--a fat vision of fifty-five, with peroxide hair, and a soft
+pink of unchanging hue mantling her elsewhere mottled cheeks--arose
+graciously from the table where she and her husband had been playing
+double-dummy bridge, and courtesied.
+
+"Chawmed, I'm sure. What a beautiful evenin'! Won't you si' down?"
+murmured the enchantress.
+
+McAllister took a chair, and Pondel pressed whiskey and water upon him.
+Oh, Mr. McAllister, needn't be afraid of it; it was the real old thing;
+Lord Langollen had sent him a dozen. Lizzie would take a nip with
+'em--eh, Lizzie? A gen'elman didn't take that long trip every evenin',
+and a little refreshment would not only do him good, but, as the Yankees
+said, would show there was no 'ard feelin', eh? He must really take just
+a drop. Say when!
+
+Lizzie poured out a glass for the much-embarrassed guest. She was in a
+flowered kimona, even more "neglishay" than her husband, but the bower
+in which the goddess reclined was a perfect pearl of the decorator's
+art. Cupids, also "neglishay," toyed with one another around a cluster
+of electric burners in the ceiling, gay streamers of painted blossoms
+dangling from their hands and floating down the walls. Gilt chairs, a
+white and gilt sofa, and a brown etching in a Florentine frame on each
+wall, were the most conspicuous articles of furniture. At the windows
+the brilliant salmon-pink curtains bellied softly in the breeze that
+stole into the chamber and diluted the gentle odor of Parma violets
+which exuded from the dame in the kimona. To Pondel, McAllister's
+presence was an evidence of his power; and his pride, tickled mightily,
+put him in an exquisite good humor. Certainly the occasion required from
+him, the host, a proper felicitation.
+
+"'Ere's to our better acquaintance," said the tailor, raising his glass
+sententiously. "Lizzie, drink to Mr. McAllister!"
+
+The three drank solemnly. Then the voluble tailor addressed himself to
+the task of entertaining his distinguished guest. McAllister could catch
+at no opening to explain his visit. Pondel chatted gayly of Paris, the
+Continent, and familiarly of the races and the _beau monde_. Apparently
+he knew (by their first names) half the nobility of England, and he
+endeavored to place his customer equally at his ease with them. He
+ventured that he knew how most young Americans spent their time in
+London and Paris; dropped with a wink, that in spite of his present
+uxoriousness he had been a bit of a dog himself, and ended by suggesting
+another toast to "A short life and a merry one." The lady of the kimona,
+grammatically not so strong as her husband, contented herself with
+expansive smiles and frequent recurrence to the tumbler.
+
+"I must explain my visit," finally broke in McAllister. "It's about the
+clothes."
+
+Pondel smiled condescendingly.
+
+"My dear Mr. McAllister, you don't need to worry in the slightest.
+They'll be done promptly to-morrow evenin', take my word for it."
+
+McAllister flushed. How in Heaven's name could he ever make the tailor
+understand?
+
+"I've decided I don't want 'em!" he stammered.
+
+Pondel's glass went to the table with a bang, and he gazed blankly at
+his customer. The clubman, not realizing the implication, did not
+proceed.
+
+"That's all right," finally responded Pondel a trifle coldly. "There's
+no hurry about settlement. You can take a year, if necessary."
+
+Mrs. Pondel slipped unobtrusively out of the room, leaving a trail of
+perfume behind her.
+
+"Oh!" exclaimed our friend, catching his breath: "It isn't that. But you
+see I can't have those men working over night and to-morrow on my
+account. It's--it's against my principles."
+
+Pondel brightened. A load had been taken from his heart. So long as
+McAllister's bank account was good, any idiosyncrasy the American might
+exhibit did not matter. He had always regarded McAllister, however, as a
+man of the world, and had esteemed him accordingly. He perceived that he
+had been mistaken. His customer was merely a religious crank. He had had
+experience with them before.
+
+"Pooh! That's all right," said he resuming his former cordiality. "Why,
+they like to earn the extra money. They're all devoted to my interests,
+you know."
+
+"Well, I don't want them to work any longer on my clothes," repeated
+McAllister helplessly.
+
+"I understand," replied Mr. Pondel, rather loftily. "I'm afraid,
+however, it's too late to stop them now. The cloth 'as been cut, and
+they would not stop contrary to my direction."
+
+"That's the point," returned McAllister, "I want you to change your
+orders."
+
+"But, my dear sir," expostulated the tailor, "you can't expect me to go
+to London this time of night! Besides, they're nearly done by this time.
+It's impossible!"
+
+"I'll manage that," exclaimed McAllister. "I've been down to the shop
+already, and they're waiting for me now to come back with your
+permission to go home; they wouldn't go without it."
+
+"Dear, dear!" replied the tailor, changing his tactics. "How much
+interest you have taken in their welfare! How kind and thoughtful of
+you! No, they're faithful men; they wouldn't think of disobeying orders.
+But what a shame I didn't know of it before! Why, they might 'ave been
+at 'ome and in their beds. However, I sha'n't forget 'em at the end of
+the month. Mr. McAllister, I respect you. I have never known of a more
+unselfish act. Permit me to say it, sir, you are a Christian--a true
+Christian. I wish there were more like you, sir!"
+
+McAllister arose to his feet. His one thought now was to escape as
+quickly as possible. The sight of Pondel's smiling countenance filled
+him with unutterable disgust. Suppose the fellows at the club could see
+him sitting in this pursy tailor's parlor, with his scented wife, and
+gilded chairs--
+
+The tailor, however, was anxious to restore the cordiality of their
+relations, and slopped over in his eagerness to show how kind he was to
+his men, and how considerate of their well-being. He took McAllister's
+arm familiarly as he showed him to the door.
+
+"Yes," he added confidentially, "this is a very good locality. Only the
+best people live in this neighborhood. Rather a neat little property."
+He proffered McAllister a cigar. The clubman wanted to kick him for a
+miserable, dirty cad.
+
+"Right back!" he said to the cabby, hardly replying to the tailor's
+good-night.
+
+London was asleep. Even the streets through which he had driven to Kew
+were hushed in preparation for the sodden Sunday to come. The moon had
+lowered over the housetops, and St. Timothy's was in the shadow as once
+again he drew up in front of Pondel's.
+
+"Back already, sir?" The bobby stepped out to meet him.
+
+"Yes," replied McAllister wearily. "And those fellows down there are
+going home."
+
+The bobby rapped on the scuttle. Once more Pedler's head protruded above
+the sidewalk.
+
+"Mr. Pondel says you're to go home," said McAllister.
+
+"The gent's been all the way to Kew for you," interjected the bobby.
+
+"Hi, Aggam!" exclaimed Jim, huskily. "Th' gentleman says we are to go
+'ome, Mr. Pondel says." He disappeared. Aggam could be heard muttering
+below. Presently the light was extinguished, and both emerged from the
+scuttle and put on their coats. McAllister felt sleepily exultant.
+Pedler pushed the scuttle into place.
+
+"Well," said McAllister after an awkward pause, "can I give you a lift?
+Which way do you go? I tell you what: you come back with me to the
+hotel, and then the hansom can take you both home."
+
+Pedler and Aggam looked doubtfully at one another.
+
+"Oh, come on, you fellows!" exclaimed McAllister, all his natural good
+spirits returning with a rush. "Get in there, now!"
+
+Pedler and Aggam climbed in, and McAllister directed the driver to go to
+the Metropole, after stuffing a sovereign into the hand of his friend,
+the policeman. The stars were still marching across the sky, and the
+breeze had freshened. Every window was dark; no one was astir. They
+heard only the echoes of their horse's hoof-beats. Yet the restless
+silence that precedes the dawn was in the air.
+
+"I lives miles aw'y from 'ere," said Pedler after a meditated period.
+
+"So do I," supplemented Aggam.
+
+"I don't care," replied McAllister. "I've had this cab all night,
+anyhow, and I want to celebrate. You see, this is the first time I ever
+got ahead of my tailor."
+
+Another long pause ensued. They were not a talkative lot, surely.
+McAllister's flow of language absolutely deserted him. He could think of
+no subject of conversation whatever. Pedler finally came to his
+assistance.
+
+"I'm thirty-seven year old, an' this is the fust time I've ever ridden
+in a 'ansom."
+
+"Jiminy!" exclaimed McAllister. "You don't say so! What luck!"
+
+"Fust time for me, too," added Aggam.
+
+After this burst of confidence the three rode in utter silence. At the
+Metropole the clubman jumped out and bade his companions good-night.
+
+As the cabby gathered up the reins preparatory to a fresh start, Aggam
+leaned forward rather apologetically.
+
+"You must hexcuse me," he remarked, "but I don't want to sail hunder
+false colors, and I feel as if I hort to s'y that while I'm a Socialist,
+I 'ave no particular sympathy with Sabbatarianism."
+
+"Well, neither have I," replied McAllister encouragingly, an answer
+which probably puzzled Mr. Aggam for a fortnight.
+
+
+
+
+McAllister's Marriage
+
+
+I
+
+The Bar Harbor train slowly came to a stop beside a little wooden
+station. From over the marshes crept a breath of salty freshness that
+tried vainly to steal in through the open windows of the Pullman, only
+intensifying the stifling heat inside.
+
+McAllister arose and made his way to the platform in search of air. A
+spare, wrinkled octogenarian was in the difficult act of lifting a small
+girl in a calico dress to the platform of the day coach, the child
+clinging obstinately to the old gentleman's neck and refusing to
+disentangle herself.
+
+"Mercy, Abby! Do leggo!" he remonstrated. "Thar, ef ye don't, I'll ask
+that man thar to hoist ye!"
+
+The little girl reluctantly let go her hold and allowed herself to be
+placed on the lowest step.
+
+"That's a good girl," continued her guardian; then addressing
+McAllister, he inquired conversationally:
+
+"Be ye goin' to Bangor?"
+
+"How's that? Ye-es, I believe I am. At least the train passes through,"
+responded McAllister doubtfully, apprehensive of undesirable
+complications.
+
+The old fellow produced from his waistcoat-pocket a ticket which he
+placed in the child's hand. Then he turned her around and gave her a
+little push up the steps.
+
+"Wall, jest keep an eye on Abby, will ye?"
+
+"Good-by, Uncle!" cried the little girl, climbing laboriously up to
+where the clubman stood and making a little bow, which he gravely
+returned.
+
+"I don't know . . ." he began.
+
+"That's all right," explained the farmer. "Her aunt'll meet her. Jest
+see she don't bother no one. Lemme pass ye her duds."
+
+The octogenarian forthwith handed up to McAllister a cloth valise, a
+pasteboard box, and a large paper bag.
+
+"Her lunch is in the bag," said he. "Don't let her drink none o' that
+ice-water. My wife says it hez germs into it."
+
+"But I don't . . ." gasped our friend.
+
+"Be keerful o' that box," interrupted her uncle. "There's two dozen
+hen's eggs in it. If she's good, you might buy her a cent's worth o'
+peppermints to Portland." He fumbled uncertainly in his breeches'
+pocket.
+
+"Do you expect me . . ." ejaculated McAllister.
+
+"Give my love to yer aunt," added the other as the train started.
+"Good-by!" And pulling a large red pocket-handkerchief from his
+coat-tails he fanned the air vaguely as they moved slowly away from him.
+
+"Oh, isn't it nice!" cried the little girl, who appeared quite at ease
+with her new acquaintance.
+
+"Ye-es--certainly--of course," he replied, wondering what he should do
+with his charge. "I suppose we had better go in and sit down, don't you
+think?"
+
+He stood aside waiting for her to precede him into the parlor car.
+
+"What a lovely place!" she exclaimed as her eyes rested upon the
+rosewood and the velvet chairs. "Am I really to ride in this?"
+
+"Why, where should you ride, to be sure?" he inquired, beginning to
+regain his self-possession.
+
+"The car had iron seats before," she informed him.
+
+"How extraordinary!"
+
+"This is an ever so much prettier train," she added. "I'm afraid I'll
+hurt the plush." She took out a diminutive handkerchief and spread it
+out to sit upon. The clubman with an amused expression swung round
+another chair and sat down opposite.
+
+"My name's Abigail Martha Higgins," she said, taking off her little
+straw hat. "I live in Bangor with my aunt. That old man was Uncle Moses
+Higgins. Aunt doesn't love his wife."
+
+"Dear me!" sympathized McAllister.
+
+"My father and mother are in heaven," she continued in matter-of-fact
+tones. "Up there. Wouldn't you hate to live up in the sky and do
+nothin'?"
+
+"I certainly should," he answered with gravity.
+
+"We all came down from there, you know. Do you think we were born all in
+one piece, or put together afterward?"
+
+McAllister pondered.
+
+"What's your name?"
+
+"McAllister," he replied.
+
+"That's a funny name!" she commented. "It sounds like McCafferty--that's
+Deacon Brewer's hired man's name."
+
+"Do you think so?" asked the clubman apologetically, feeling that his
+parents had done him an irreparable injury.
+
+"I'll call you Mister Mac," added the child, "and you may call me Abby,
+'cause I'm only eight. Do you live to Boston?"
+
+"No; New York. An awful way off."
+
+"Have they got a Free-Will Meetin'-house there?" she inquired knowingly.
+
+"I'm sure I don't know," he answered, feeling wofully ignorant of all
+matters of real importance.
+
+"Then it must be a very small place," she decided. "All big places have
+a Free-Will Meetin'-house, Uncle Moses says."
+
+At this moment Wilkins approached to inquire if his master wanted
+anything.
+
+"Is there a Free-Will Meetin'-house in New York?" inquired the clubman.
+
+"Yes, sir; I believe so, sir. That is to say, a Baptist place of
+worship, sir," he answered solemnly.
+
+"Is that your brother?" inquired Abby.
+
+"No--" hesitated McAllister, doubtful as to what the valet's equivalent
+would be in his little friend's world.
+
+"What's your name?" inquired Abby.
+
+"Wilkins, miss," answered the valet.
+
+"What a lovely name!" cried Abby. "It's much nicer than his'n."
+
+Wilkins stepped back a few paces aghast.
+
+"That box is chuck full of eggs," announced Abby. "I wonder where the
+hens get them."
+
+"I give it up," said the clubman.
+
+"We have a black horse on our farm," she continued. "It used to be a
+girl, but now it's a boy."
+
+"Indeed!" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+"Yes, aunt had her tail cut off. Boys have short hair, you know--that's
+how you tell."
+
+At this Wilkins disappeared rapidly into the background.
+
+"Uncle Moses' wife don't love children," the child continued. "She has
+the rheumatiz in her thigh."
+
+"But she must like _you_, Abby," urged her new friend.
+
+"No, she don't. She don't love me 'cause I love Aunt Abby, an' Aunt Abby
+don't love her."
+
+"I see," said McAllister.
+
+The clubman soon became acquainted with Abby's entire family history,
+and rapidly realized that the mind of a child was a thing undreamed of
+in his philosophy. As she pattered on he conversed gravely with her,
+trying to answer her multitudinous questions. All her world was good
+save Uncle Moses' wife, and her confidence in the clubman was entire.
+She admired his clothes, his watch-chain, and his scarf-pin, and ended
+by directing him to read to her, which McAllister obediently did. None
+of the magazines seemed to contain suitable articles, so with some
+misgivings he purchased various colored weeklies, remembering vaguely
+his own delight in the misadventures of certain chubby ladies and stout
+gentlemen upon rear pages, perused furtively when waiting at the
+barber's to get his hair cut as a child. For half an hour her interest
+remained tense, but then she wearied of using her eyes, and, patting
+McAllister's fat chin, ordered him to tell her a story. Here was a new
+difficulty. He had never told a story in his life, but there was no help
+for it, no escape, as she climbed into his lap.
+
+"Begin with once onup-a-time," she ordered.
+
+"Well," he obeyed "Once 'onup' a time there was a man who lived in a
+club----"
+
+"A what?" sharply interrupted Abby.
+
+"A big white house with heaps of rooms," he corrected. "And as he had
+nobody dependent on him, all he had to do was to eat and sleep and look
+at the sky."
+
+"Didn't he have any children?"
+
+"Nobody in the world," answered McAllister.
+
+"Poor man!" sighed Abby. "Didn't he keep any hens?"
+
+"Not even a hen!"
+
+"I know a big house just like that," said Abby. "Old Captain Barnard
+used to live in it. Wasn't he lonely?"
+
+"Sometimes."
+
+"Did anyone live with him?"
+
+"His hired man," answered the clubman with a smile, looking down the car
+to where Wilkins sat in solitary grandeur. "And by and by he got so old
+and so fat that nobody would marry him, while the wives of other men he
+knew forgot to ask him to dinner."
+
+"Poor dear man!" murmured Abby, "I should think he'd have wished he
+hadn't been born."
+
+"Sometimes he did," answered the story-teller. "And he longed for some
+people to really care for him, and for some little children to keep him
+company."
+
+"Did he have a cow?"
+
+"No, not even a cow."
+
+Abby laughed sleepily.
+
+"But didn't he ever have any fun?"
+
+"He thought he did, but he didn't, really."
+
+"I'm awful sorry for him!" said Abby. "If I met him I would give him my
+white hen."
+
+"He used to pay for dinners for people, and send them flowers and candy
+and go to see them----"
+
+"Sunday afternoons?"
+
+"Yes; Sunday afternoons."
+
+"He was really very nice," said Abby.
+
+"Do you think so?" asked McAllister eagerly.
+
+"Why, of course. Don't you think so?"
+
+"So-so," said the clubman.
+
+"But he never hurt anyone?"
+
+"No, never."
+
+"And gave the hired man plenty of victuals?"
+
+"Much more than was good for him," said McAllister with conviction.
+
+"I like that man," said Abby. "He was a good man."
+
+"But some people said he was an idle fellow," insisted McAllister.
+
+"But that didn't do anybody any harm," said Abby.
+
+"No, certainly not."
+
+"And he wasn't cross?"
+
+"No, almost never."
+
+"Then," said Abby, "he was a good man, and I will marry him if he asks
+me."
+
+And with that she dropped her head on his arm and fell fast asleep.
+
+"Can't I hold the young--person, for you, sir?" inquired the valet in a
+whisper.
+
+"Certainly _not_," responded McAllister.
+
+Over the flitting pines circled the crows, black dots against the deep
+blue; lazy cows stood knee-deep in fields frosted with daisies and
+watched seemingly without interest the passing train; little puffs of
+white in serried ranks moved slowly out of the north, never approaching
+nearer, dissolving at the meridian; on the near horizon a line of indigo
+mountains tumbled southward; white farm-houses swept slowly by; at
+dusty crossings gray-whiskered farmers sat loosely holding the reins in
+amiable conformity with the injunction painted upon weather-worn signs
+to "Look out for the engine"; at times the train passed over rocky
+bedded streams dammed for milling, and once or twice across rivers half
+choked with logs upon which men ran like water-bugs; then through red
+brick towns, and towns with square granite stores and offices, and towns
+of white and green, marking the three disconnected periods of the
+architectural development of Maine; and everywhere the pines.
+
+In the midst of a stretch of thick woods the engine began to whistle
+frantically. A brakeman, followed closely by a conductor, hurried
+through the car. The wheels ground harshly and the train gradually
+ceased to move. Ahead could be heard the loud pounding of the engine and
+the roar of escaping steam. Volumes of smoke, white and black, rolled
+over the pines and cast rapidly changing shadows upon the ground.
+Wilkins, who had gone forth to seek information, now returned.
+
+"There's a freight wreck just a'ead, sir. The conductor says as how we
+shall be delayed 'ere at least nine hours."
+
+McAllister glanced down at the little form in his arms. It had not
+moved. Gently he carried her along the aisle, out upon the platform,
+and down the steps to the ground. Still she did not awake. Up the track
+he could see groups of excited passengers gesticulating around grotesque
+piles of wreckage upon which a locomotive lay with its wheels in the
+air. Beside the track stretched a pine grove, its soft carpet of needles
+flecked with sunlight. At the foot of one giant tree, on a bed of gray
+moss, the clubman laid his little charge and threw himself at her feet.
+An irritable family of nervous crows flapped noisily away to the other
+side of the track, assembled in angry consultation in a hemlock, deputed
+a spy, who cautiously reconnoitred, and, on the latter's report,
+returned. At a safe distance Wilkins sat upon a windfall, and with one
+eye upon his sleeping master smoked rapidly one of McAllister's cigars.
+
+
+II
+
+"Yes, Miss Higgins got yer telegram," answered Deacon Brewer, as they
+drove slowly along the river in the dusty heat of the early July
+morning. "Ef she hadn't I reckon she'd 'a' gone nigh crazy."
+
+They were in an open two-seated buck-board. McAllister, holding Abby in
+his lap, occupied the front seat with the Deacon, while Wilkins sat
+behind with the valise and the pasteboard box.
+
+"It was a tiresome delay and really a very fortunate escape," responded
+McAllister. "Abby behaved beautifully."
+
+"She's a good child," said the Deacon. "Her mother was a fine woman, and
+she's goin' to be just like her."
+
+"Are we nearly home?" asked the little girl, rubbing her eyes.
+
+"'Most," answered the Deacon. "Are ye hungry?"
+
+"I got her some bread and milk at a farm-house," explained McAllister,
+"but none of us have had any breakfast yet."
+
+"Wall, I reckon Miss Higgins'll be prepared for ye," said the Deacon.
+"She's a liberal woman an' a smart woman, but all the same, the farm's
+going to be sold for taxes next week."
+
+Abby had fallen asleep, but the clubman started and looked anxiously at
+her at this piece of intelligence.
+
+"She don't know nuthin' about it," said the farmer. "Miss Higgins can't
+run a hard-scrabble farm, nor no one can and make a livin' out'n it. It
+ain't worth five dollars an acre."
+
+"What will she do?" asked the clubman.
+
+"Darn ef I know," responded the other. "She kin help around some, I
+guess. Deacon Giddings has a powerful lot of company. 'N any woman kin
+sew. She kin make out, I reckon."
+
+"But the child?" whispered McAllister.
+
+"Her Uncle Moses'll hev to take her," answered the Deacon.
+
+"Jiminy!" ejaculated the clubman, recalling the little girl's
+description of her uncle's wife. "She won't like that."
+
+"Beggars can't be choosers," said the Deacon dryly.
+
+A turn in the road brought them within view of a small, low farm-house,
+with good-sized barn, lying in a field between the woods and the river,
+here about a quarter of a mile in width. The pines grew close to the
+road upon the left, but upon the other side the land had been well
+cleared to the Penobscot's bank. Huge piles of stones, ten or twelve
+feet long, five or so broad, and four or five feet high, were monuments
+to the energy and industry of some former owner.
+
+"Gosh, how Henery worked to clear this farm!" remarked the Deacon. "He
+hove stone for twenty years, an' then died. Look at them trees!"
+
+He pointed dramatically to a large orchard containing row upon row of
+young apple-trees.
+
+At the sound of the wheels a woman came slowly out of the side door and
+watched their approach. She had the pale, sickly countenance of the wife
+of the inland Maine farmer, and her limp dress ill concealed the
+angularity of her form. Her eyes showed that she had passed a sleepless
+night. McAllister leaped out and lifted Abby down. The woman neither
+spoke to nor kissed the child, but clutched her tightly in her arms.
+Then she nodded to the new-comers.
+
+"I'm obliged to ye, Deacon Brewer," she said. "Is this the man who sent
+the telegram? Won't ye come in and set down?"
+
+"Oh, yes," cried Abby ecstatically. "Get out, Mr. Wilkins! I want to
+show you the black horse, and all the hens."
+
+"I must be gettin' back," muttered the Deacon.
+
+"Could you let us have a bite of breakfast?" inquired McAllister. "My
+train doesn't go until twelve o'clock." To return to Bangor at this
+particular time did not suit him.
+
+"Such as it is," replied Miss Higgins.
+
+"Could you arrange to call out for me in an hour or so?" asked
+McAllister.
+
+"I reckon I kin," said the Deacon with some reluctance. "I'll hev ter
+charge ye fifty cents."
+
+"Of course," said McAllister.
+
+Wilkins took down the parcels, and the Deacon drove slowly away.
+
+"I'll scrape somethin' together in a few minutes," said Miss Higgins.
+"How much was that telegram?"
+
+"Oh, that's all right!" said the abashed clubman.
+
+"No, it ain't. Money's money. Was it ez much ez a quarter?"
+
+McAllister acknowledged the amount.
+
+"I thought so," commented Miss Higgins. "It was wuth it." She had the
+money all ready and handed it to McAllister.
+
+Etiquette seemed to demand its acceptance.
+
+"Did you say your name was McAllister? Who's this man?"
+
+"His name is Wilkins."
+
+"Well," said Aunt Abby, "one of ye might split up that log, if ye don't
+mind, while I get the breakfast."
+
+She turned into the house.
+
+McAllister looked doubtfully at the wood-pile.
+
+"Let Mr. Wilkins chop the wood!" shouted Abby; "I want to show you the
+ba-an."
+
+"Wilkins," said McAllister, "wood-chopping is an art sanctified in this
+country by tradition."
+
+"Very good, sir," answered Wilkins.
+
+Abby grasped McAllister's hand and tugged him joyfully over the
+poverty-stricken farm. They visited the orchard, the pig-sty, the
+hen-house, admired the horse that had been a girl, and ended at the
+water's edge.
+
+"We ketch salmon here in the spring," explained Abby; "and smelts."
+
+Across the eddying river quiet farms slept in the hot sunshine. Two men
+in a dory swung slowly up-stream. At their feet the clear water rippled
+against the stones. In his mind the clubman pictured the stifling city
+and the squalor of relative existence there.
+
+"It's beautiful, Abby," he said.
+
+"It's the loveliest place in the whole world," she answered, holding his
+hand tightly. "And I shall never, never go away."
+
+Behind them came the shrill tones of Aunt Abby's voice bidding them to
+breakfast. Wilkins, coatless, was bearing some mangled fragments of log
+toward the kitchen. His beaded face spoke unutterable dejection.
+
+"Well, set daown; it's all there is," said Miss Higgins.
+
+McAllister sat, and Abby climbed into a high chair. Wilkins remained
+standing.
+
+"Ain't ye goin' to set?" inquired Miss Higgins.
+
+Wilkins reddened.
+
+"Well, ye be the most bashful man I ever met," remarked the lady. "Set
+daown and eat yer victuals."
+
+"Sit down," said McAllister, and for the second time master and man
+shared a meal.
+
+The little room was bare of decoration except for some colored
+lithographs and wood-cuts, which for the most part represented the
+funeral corteges of distinguished Americans, with a few hospital scenes
+and the sinking of a steamship. A rug soiled to a dull drab made a sort
+of mud spot before the fireplace; a knitted tidy, suggestive of the
+antimacassar, ornamented the only rocker; at one end stood the stove,
+and hard by two fixed tubs. Everything except the carpet was
+scrupulously clean.
+
+Miss Higgins brought to the table a dish of steaming boiled eggs, half a
+loaf of white bread, and a vegetable dish with a large piece of butter.
+
+"I'll have some coffee for ye in a minute," she remarked as she placed
+the dishes before them.
+
+McAllister broke some of the eggs into a tumbler and cut the bread.
+
+"What might be your business?" inquired Miss Higgins.
+
+"Er--well--" hesitated McAllister. "I've travelled quite a bit."
+
+"I had a cousin in the hardware line," remarked the hostess
+reminiscently. "He travelled everywheres. Has it ever taken you ez fur
+as St. Louis?"
+
+"No," said McAllister. "My line never took me so far."
+
+"Andrew died there--of the water. What's your business?" continued Miss
+Higgins to Wilkins.
+
+"I'm with Mr. McAllister, ma'am."
+
+"Oh! same firm?"
+
+Wilkins coughed violently and evaded the interrogation.
+
+"Mr. Wilkins handles gents' clothing, underwear, haberdashery, and
+notions," interposed McAllister gravely.
+
+Wilkins swayed in his seat and grew purple around the gills.
+
+"Oh, Mr. Wilkins!" cried Abby, "what's the matter? You will burst! Take
+a drink of water."
+
+The valet obediently tried to do as she bade him.
+
+"How much is land worth around here?" asked the clubman. "And what do
+you raise?"
+
+Miss Higgins looked at him suspiciously.
+
+"We raise pertaters, some corn and oats, and get a purty fair apple crop
+in the autumn."
+
+"Must have been hard work clearing the farm," added McAllister, "if one
+can judge by the piles of stones."
+
+"Work? I guess 'twas work!" sniffed Miss Higgins. "You travellin' men
+hain't got no idee of what real work is. There ain't a stone in the
+nineteen acres of farm land. Henery picked 'em all up by hand."
+
+"Are you Abby's guardian?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Yes," said Miss Higgins. "I'm all the folks she's got, except Moses,
+down to Portsmouth, and a lot of good he is with that wife he's got!"
+
+Wilkins now asked awkwardly to be excused.
+
+"That friend of yourn seems to be a dummy!" remarked Miss Higgins after
+the valet had disappeared.
+
+"He isn't much in the social line," admitted his master. "But he knows
+his business."
+
+"I'm goin' out to show Mr. Wilkins the beehive," cried Abby, slipping
+down from her chair. "Come right along, won't you?"
+
+"I'll be there in just a minute," said McAllister.
+
+Abby grabbed up her sunbonnet and ran skipping out of the kitchen.
+
+"She's a dear little girl," said McAllister. "I hope she'll have a
+chance to get a good education."
+
+"Education behind a counter in Bangor is all she'll get," answered her
+aunt.
+
+They sat in silence for a moment, and then McAllister, feeling the
+craving induced by habit, drew an Obsequio from his pocket, and asked:
+
+"Do you object to smoking?"
+
+Miss Abby bristled.
+
+"I don't want none o' them se-gars in this house, so long's I'm in it!"
+she exclaimed. "Ain't out-doors good enough for you, without stinkin' up
+the kitchen?"
+
+"I didn't mean any offence," apologized McAllister. "I'll wait till I go
+out, of course."
+
+"One of the devil's tricks!" sniffed Miss Abby.
+
+McAllister, terribly embarrassed, got up and stepped to the window. The
+coffee had been execrable, but a benign influence animated him. Down the
+slope toward the gently flowing Penobscot little Abby was leading
+Wilkins by the hand. The boy-horse kicked his heels in a daisy-flecked
+pasture beyond the barn.
+
+"What did you say the farm was worth?" asked the clubman.
+
+"There's a hundred and eighty-one acres o' woodland, and the cleared
+land just makes two hundred. It ought to be worth eighteen hundred
+dollars."
+
+"I know a man who wants a farm. He says some day all this river front
+will be valuable for a summer resort. I'm authorized to buy for him.
+I'll give you sixteen hundred and fifty. Is it a bargain?"
+
+Miss Abby turned pale.
+
+"Oh, I don't know! It seems dreadful to sell it, after all the years
+Henery put into cleanin' of it up. I was hopin' somehow that maybe I
+could get work on the farm from them as bought it and keep Abby here
+for a while longer."
+
+"That's all right," said McAllister. "My principal is buying it on a
+speculation. You can stay indefinitely."
+
+"How about rent?" asked Miss Abby.
+
+"You can take care of the farm, and he won't charge you any rent."
+
+The terms having been finally arranged to Miss Abby's satisfaction,
+McAllister drew a small check-book from his pocket and filled out a
+voucher for the amount.
+
+"We can sign the papers later," said he with a smile.
+
+Miss Abby took the slip of paper doubtfully.
+
+"How do I know I ain't gettin' cheated?" she asked. "Suppose this should
+turn out to be no good?"
+
+"Then you'd have the farm," said McAllister.
+
+He fumbled in his pocket until he found a clean letter-back and with his
+stylographic pen rapidly wrote the following:
+
+"I hereby give and convey the Henry Higgins farm, heretofore purchased
+by me, to my friend Abigail Martha Higgins, in consideration for much of
+value of which no one knows but myself. In witness whereof I sign my
+name and affix a seal."
+
+He found a used postage-stamp that still had a trifle of gum on its back
+and made use of it as a fragmentary seal.
+
+While in some doubt as to the legal sufficiency of this instrument,
+McAllister felt that its intendment was unmistakable. Having replaced
+his pen, he carefully folded the document and thrust it into his pocket.
+Just at this moment Miss Higgins announced the return of Deacon Brewer,
+who was wheeling slowly into the gate. Toward the orchard McAllister
+could see, as he stepped to the door, little Abby still tugging along
+Wilkins, whose massive and emotionless face was glistening with the
+heat.
+
+"Hit's very 'ot, sir!" he remarked tentatively to his master. "I've been
+to see the 'ives."
+
+"How funny Mr. Wilkins talks!" said Abby. "He told me he knew a boy once
+who got stung, and said the bee _bit 'im in 'is 'ead_! Do all drummers
+talk like that?"
+
+"Drummers!" exclaimed Wilkins.
+
+"Aunt said you were both drummers; I s'pose you left your drums
+somewhere. I don't like 'em; they make too much music. They have them in
+the circus parade in Bangor every year."
+
+"Be you folks ready to start?" inquired Deacon Brewer. "Purty nice view
+of the water from here, ain't they? There's a good well on the place,
+too, and a few boat-loads of manure would give you crops to beat--all.
+Don't know enybody thet wants to speckalate a little in farmin' land, do
+ye? This here is a good, likely place. Reckon you kin buy it cheap."
+
+"Sh-h!" said McAllister, laying his finger on his lips.
+
+"No one sha'n't ever buy this farm," said Abby; "I'm goin' to live here
+always."
+
+"Wall," said the Deacon, "better be movin'. I don't like to keep the
+mare standin' in the sun."
+
+"Are you goin' away?" cried Abby in agonized tones. "You'll come back
+soon, won't you?"
+
+"I hope so, very soon," said McAllister. "Don't you want to show me the
+boy-horse before I start?"
+
+"Oh, yes, yes!" she cried, seizing his hand.
+
+The stout clubman and the little girl walked slowly across the
+grass-grown drive to the daisy field beside the barn, talking busily.
+
+"Your friend's bought this farm," announced Miss Abby to Wilkins.
+
+"'Oly Moses!" ejaculated the valet.
+
+"By gum!" exclaimed the Deacon. "What did he give?"
+
+"Sixteen hundred and fifty dollars."
+
+"Gee!" said the Deacon.
+
+"An' we're to stay on rent-free 's long 's we want!"
+
+"I swan!" commented the pillar of the local Baptist Church. "Some folks
+doos hev luck!"
+
+He went over to adjust a bit of harness.
+
+"It'll keep 'em out o' the poor farm," he muttered. "But, by gosh, thet
+feller must be a fool!"
+
+Over in the daisy field, McAllister, to the wonder of the boy-horse,
+pulled the despised cigar from his pocket, cut off the end, and began to
+smoke with infinite satisfaction.
+
+"What a beautiful, beautiful, lovely ring!" exclaimed Abby joyfully,
+examining with delight the embossed paper of red and gold.
+
+"Do you remember about the lonely man who lived in the big white house I
+told you of?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Of course I do," sighed Abby. "Poor man! he was so good, and nobody
+loved him."
+
+"Do you love him?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Dear man! I love him, all my heart!" cried the child.
+
+"Then the man is very, very happy," said McAllister softly.
+
+Overhead a single black crow, wheeling out of a stumpy pine, circled to
+investigate this strange love-scene. Satisfied of its propriety, he
+cawed loudly and resettled himself upon the shaking topmost bough.
+
+McAllister drew the golden band from his cigar and took the folded paper
+from his pocket.
+
+"Here's a love-letter," said he. "Your aunt will read it for you when
+I've gone."
+
+Abby took it sadly.
+
+"Now hold up your left hand," said McAllister, smiling. As he slipped
+the paper circle over her fourth finger he said gravely:
+
+"'With this ring I thee wed, and with all my worldly goods I thee
+endow.' Give me a kiss."
+
+She did so, in wonder.
+
+"Now we are married," said he.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Jailbird
+
+
+I
+
+Now it had come, he was not quite sure that he wanted it. For a moment
+he longed to go back and join the men marching away to the shoe-shop.
+Inside those walls he had never had to think of what he should eat or
+drink, or wherewithal he should be clothed.
+
+Over against the gray parapet echoed the buzzing of the electric cars, a
+strange sound to ears accustomed only to the tramp of marching feet, the
+harsh voices of wardens, and the clang of iron doors. Below him the
+harbor waves danced and sparkled, ferry-boats rushed from shore to
+shore, big ships moved slowly toward the distant islands and the still
+more distant sea, while near at hand the busy street flowed like a
+river, which he was compelled to swim but in which he already felt the
+millstone of his past dragging him down.
+
+His heart sank as he asked himself what life could hold for him. How
+often, sitting on his prison bed with his head in his hands, he had
+pictured joyously the present moment! Now he felt like a child who has
+lost its parent's hand in the passing throng.
+
+There had been a day, the year before, when his old mother's letter had
+not come, and, instead, only a line of stereotyped consolation from the
+country pastor to the village ne'er-do-well. No one had seen him choke
+over his bowl of soup and bread, or noticed the tears that trickled down
+upon the shoe-leather in his hand. She had been the only one who had
+ever written to him. There was nothing now to take him back to the
+little cluster of white cottages among the hills where he was born.
+
+As he stood there alone facing the world, he yearned to throw himself
+once more upon his cot and weep against its iron bars--for three years
+the only arms outstretched to comfort him.
+
+
+II
+
+The Judge concluded his charge with the usual, "I leave the case with
+you, gentlemen," and the jury, collecting their miscellaneous garments,
+slowly retired. Leary, the County Detective assigned to "Part One,"
+pushed an indictment across the desk, whispering:
+
+"Try _him_; he's a _short_ one," for it was getting late, and the
+afternoon sun was already gilding the dingy cornices of the big
+court-room, now almost deserted save by a lounger or two half asleep on
+the benches.
+
+"People against Graham," called Dockbridge, the youthful deputy
+assistant district attorney.
+
+"Fill the box!" shouted the clerk. "James Graham to the bar!" and
+another dozen "good men and true" answered to their names and settled
+themselves comfortably in their places.
+
+At the rear the door from the pen opened and the prisoner entered,
+escorted by an officer. He walked stolidly around the room, passed
+through the gate held open for him, and took his seat at the table
+reserved for the defendant and his attorney. There appeared, however, to
+be no lawyer to represent him.
+
+"Have you counsel?" casually inquired the clerk.
+
+"No," answered the prisoner.
+
+"Mr. Crookshanks, please look after the rights of this defendant,"
+directed the Judge.
+
+The prisoner, a thick-set man of medium height, half rose from his seat,
+and, turning toward the weazened little lawyer, shook his head rather
+impatiently. It was obvious that they were not strangers. After a
+whispered conversation Crookshanks stepped forward and addressed the
+Court.
+
+"The defendant declines counsel, and stands upon his constitutional
+right to defend himself," he said apologetically.
+
+There was a slight lifting of heads among the jury, and a few sharp
+glances in the direction of the prisoner, which seemed in no wise to
+disconcert him.
+
+"Very well, then; proceed," ordered the Court.
+
+The prosecutor rapidly outlined his case--one of simple "larceny from
+the person." The People would show that the defendant had taken a wallet
+from the pocket of the complaining witness. He had been caught _in
+flagrante delicto_. There were several eye-witnesses. The case would
+occupy but a few moments, unless, to be sure, the prisoner had some
+witnesses. The young assistant, who seemed slightly nervous at the
+unusual prospect of conducting a trial against a lawyerless defendant
+(savoring as it did of a hand-to-hand combat in the days of trial by
+battle), started to comment upon the novelty of the situation, gave it
+up, and to cover his retreat called his first witness.
+
+Dockbridge was very young indeed. He was undergoing the process of being
+"whipped into shape" by the Judge, a kind but unrelenting observer of
+all the technicalities of the criminal branch, and this was one of his
+first cases. He could work up a pretty fair argument in his office, but
+he now felt his inexperience and began to wish it was time to adjourn,
+or that his senior, "Colonel Bob," the stout Nestor of Part One, whose
+long practice made him ready for any emergency, would return. But
+"Colonel Bob" could have proved an excellent alibi at that moment, and
+the battle had to be fought out alone.
+
+The prisoner, meanwhile, was sitting calm but vigilant, pen in hand. His
+face, square and strong, with firmly marked mouth and chin, showed no
+sign of emotion, but under their heavy brows his black eyes played
+uneasily between the Court and jury. Evidently not more than thirty
+years of age, his attitude and expression showed intelligence and alert
+capacity.
+
+"Go on, Mr. District Attorney," again admonished the Judge; and
+Dockbridge, pulling himself together, commenced to examine the
+complainant.
+
+The prisoner was now straining eye and ear to catch every look and word
+from the witness-stand. Hardly had the complainant opened his mouth
+before the defendant had objected to the answer, the objection had been
+sustained, and the reply stricken out. He continued to object from time
+to time, and his points were so well taken that he dominated not only
+the examination but the witness as well, and the jury presently found
+themselves listening to a cross-examination as skilfully conducted as
+if by a trained practitioner.
+
+But, although the defendant showed himself a better lawyer than his
+adversary, it was apparent that his battle was a losing one. Point after
+point he contested stubbornly, yet the case loomed clear against him.
+
+The People having "rested," the defendant announced that he had no
+witnesses, and would go to the jury on the evidence, or, rather "failure
+of evidence," as he put it, of the prosecution. It was done with great
+adroitness, and none of the jury perceived that, by refusing to accept
+counsel, he had made it impossible to take the stand in his own behalf,
+and had thus escaped the necessity of subjecting himself to
+cross-examination as to his past career.
+
+If the spectators had expected a piteous appeal for mercy or a burst of
+prison rhetoric, they were disappointed. The prisoner summed his case up
+carefully, arguing that there was a reasonable doubt upon the evidence
+to which he was entitled; begged the jury not to condemn him merely
+because he appeared before them as one charged with a crime; appealed to
+them for justice; and at the close, for the first time forgetting the
+proprieties of the situation, exclaimed, "I did not do it, gentlemen! I
+did not do it! There is an absolute failure of proof! You cannot find
+that I took the purse from the old gentleman on such evidence! It is all
+a lie!"
+
+It was his one false touch. To raise the issue of veracity is usually a
+mistake on the part of a defendant, and the defiant look in Graham's
+eyes might well have suggested conscious guilt.
+
+As he paused for a moment after this concluding sentence, an Italian
+band came marching down Centre Street playing the dead march. Some
+patriot was being borne to his last sleep in an alien land. Outside the
+court-house it paused for a moment with one melancholy crash of funeral
+chords. It seemed a vibrant echo of the discord of his own fruitless
+life. At the same moment a ray from the red sun setting over the Tombs
+fell upon the prisoner's face.
+
+Dockbridge summed the case up in the stock fashion, and then for half an
+hour the Judge addressed the jury in a calm and dispassionate analysis
+of the evidence, not hesitating to compare the abilities of the
+prosecutor and prisoner to the disadvantage of the former, saying in
+this respect: "Neither must you be influenced by any feeling of
+admiration at the capacity shown by this defendant to conduct his own
+case. If he has appeared more than a match for the prosecution, it must
+not affect the weight which you give to the evidence against him."
+
+"More than a match for the prosecution!" That had been rather rough, to
+be sure, and the fifth juror had looked at Dockbridge and grinned.
+
+The jury filed out, the prisoner was led back to the pen, the Judge
+vanished into his chambers, and the prosecutor, his feet on the counsel
+table, lit a cigar and indulged in retrospection. The benches were
+deserted. There was no one but himself left in the court-room. Usually,
+when a jury retired, there was some mother or wife or daughter, with her
+handkerchief to her eyes, waiting for them to come back, but this fellow
+had none such. He had fought alone. Well, damn him, he deserved to! But
+who the deuce was he? It had been clever on his part not to take the
+stand. Strange to be trying a man you had never seen before--of whom you
+knew nothing, who had merely side-stepped into your life and would soon
+back out of it. "Poor devil!" thought the deputy as he lit another
+Perfecto.
+
+Now the jury, as juries sometimes do, wanted to talk and had a consuming
+desire to smoke, so they both smoked and talked; and when O'Reilly came
+to turn on the lights in the court-room, they were still out, and
+Dockbridge had fallen fast asleep.
+
+
+III
+
+At half past ten o'clock the big court-room still remained almost empty.
+Inside the rail the clerk and the stenographer, having returned from a
+short visit to Tom Foley's saloon across the way, were languidly
+discussing the condition of the stock-market. A nebulous illumination in
+the vastness above only served to increase the shadowy dimness of the
+room. The talk of the pair made a scarcely audible whisper in the great
+silence. Outside, an electric car could be heard at intervals; within,
+only the slam of iron doors, subdued by distance, echoed through the
+corridors.
+
+Dockbridge had awakened, and, lounging before his table, was trying to
+get up a case for the morrow. The Judge had gone home for dinner. One by
+one the court attendants had strayed away, coming back to push open the
+heavy door, and, after a furtive glance at the empty bench, as silently
+to depart.
+
+Below in the stifling pen, alone behind the bars, James Graham sat
+staring vacantly at the stained cement floor. A savage rage surged
+through him. Curse them! That infernal Judge had not given him half a
+chance. Once more he recalled that day when he had stepped out into the
+sunlight a free man. Again he saw his iron bed, his cobbling bench, his
+coarse food, his hated stripes. He choked at the thought of them. Only
+two months before he had been at liberty. Think of it! Good clothes,
+good food, pleasure! God, what a fool! A dull pain worked through his
+body; he remembered that he had not eaten since seven that morning.
+
+Outside in the corridor the keeper was smoking a cigar. The fumes of it
+drifted in and mingled with the stench of the pen. It almost nauseated
+him. He leaned his head against the wall and closed his eyes. The act
+brought rushing back the memories of his childhood, and of how, every
+night, he would lay his head upon his mother's knee and say, "Have I
+been a good boy to-day?" A sob shook him, and he pressed closer against
+the wall.
+
+A sound of moving feet roused him suddenly. A door swung open, shut
+again, and voices came with a draught of air from the corridor.
+
+The keeper waiting outside stirred and stood up, looking regretfully at
+his cigar.
+
+"Get up there, you!"
+
+The prisoner obeyed perfunctorily, and followed the officer heavily up
+the stairs and down the dirty passage to the court-room. Outside, he
+shrank from entering. Those eyes--those eyes! That hard, pitiless Judge!
+But he was pushed roughly forward. Then his old pugnacity returned; he
+set his teeth, and entered.
+
+He trudged around the room and stopped at the bar before the clerk. On
+his right sat the twelve silent men. On the bench the white-haired Judge
+was gazing at him with sad but penetrating eyes.
+
+It was different from the mellow glow of the afternoon. They were all so
+still--like ghosts--and all around, all about him! He wanted to shout
+out at them, "Speak! for God's sake, speak!" But something stifled him.
+The overwhelming power of the law held him speechless.
+
+The clerk rose without looking at the prisoner.
+
+"Gentlemen of the jury, have you agreed upon a verdict?"
+
+"We have," answered the foreman, rising and standing with his eyes upon
+the floor.
+
+"How say you, do you find the defendant guilty, or not guilty?"
+
+"Guilty of grand larceny in the first degree."
+
+The prisoner involuntarily pressed his hand to his heart. He had
+weathered that blast before and could do so again. Dockbridge gave him a
+look full of pity. Graham hated him for it. That child! That snivelling
+little fool! He wanted none of his sympathy! His breath came faster.
+Must they all look at him? Was that a part of his trial--to be stared
+down? He glared back at them. The room swam, and he saw only the stern
+face on the bench above.
+
+"Name?" broke in the harsh voice of the clerk.
+
+"James Graham."
+
+"Age?"
+
+"Twenty-eight."
+
+"Married, or unmarried?" "Temperate?" came the pitiless questions, all
+answered in a monotone.
+
+"Ever convicted before?"
+
+"No," said the prisoner in a low voice, but the word sounded to him like
+a roaring torrent. Then came once more that awful silence. The dread eye
+of the Judge seared his soul.
+
+"Graham, is that the truth?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Are you quite sure?"
+
+That merciless question! What had that to do with it? Why should he have
+to tell them? That was not his crime. He was ready to suffer for what he
+had done, but not for the past; that was not fair--he had paid for that.
+He must defend himself.
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Swear him," said the Judge.
+
+The officer took up the soiled Bible and started to place it in Graham's
+hand. But the hand dropped from it.
+
+"No, no, I can't!" he faltered; "I can't--I--I--it is no use," he added
+huskily.
+
+"When were you convicted?"
+
+"I served six months for petty larceny in the penitentiary six years
+ago."
+
+"Is that all?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Are you sure?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Quite sure? Think again!"
+
+"Yes, sir," almost inaudibly.
+
+"Swear him."
+
+Again the book was forced toward the unwilling hand, and again it was
+refused.
+
+"Have you no pity--no mercy?" his dark eyes seemed to say. Then they
+gave way to a look of utter hopelessness.
+
+"I served three years in Charlestown for larceny, and was discharged two
+months ago."
+
+"Is that all?"
+
+"O, God! Isn't that enough?" suddenly groaned the prisoner. "No, no; it
+isn't all! It's always been the same old story! Concord, Joliet, Elmira,
+Springfield, Sing Sing, Charlestown--yes, six times. Twelve years. . . .
+I'm a _jailbird_." He laughed harshly and rested wearily against the
+wooden bar.
+
+"Have you anything to say why judgment should not be pronounced against
+you?"
+
+"Your Honor, will you hear me?" Graham choked back a dry sob.
+
+The Judge slightly inclined his head.
+
+"Yes. I'm a jailbird," uttered the prisoner rapidly. "I'm only out two
+months." There was no defiance in his voice now, and his eyes searched
+the face of the Judge, seeking for mercy. "I had a good home--no matter
+where--and a good father and mother. My father died and didn't leave
+anything, and I had to work while my mother kept house. I worked on the
+farm, winter and summer, summer and winter, early and late. I got sick
+of it. I quit the farm and went to the city. I worked hard and did well.
+I learned shorthand, and finally got a job as a court stenographer.
+That's how I know about the rules of evidence. Then I got started wrong,
+and by and by I took a fifty-dollar note and another fellow was sent up
+for it. After that I didn't care. I had a good time--of its kind. It was
+better than a dog's life on the farm, anyway. By and by I got caught,
+and then it was no use. Each time I got out I swore I'd lead an honest
+life. But I couldn't. A convict might as well try to eat stones as to
+find a job. But when I got free this time I made up my mind to starve
+rather than get back again. I meant it, too. I tried hard. It was no use
+in Boston--they're too respectable. All a convict can do there is to get
+a two weeks' job sawing wood. At the end of that time he's supposed to
+be able to take care of himself. I had to give it up and come to New
+York.
+
+"It was August, and I went the rounds of the offices for three weeks,
+looking for work. No one wanted a stenographer, and there was nothing
+else to do that I could find. Once I thought I had something on the
+water-front, but the man changed his mind. A woman told me to go to Dr.
+Westminster, so I went. He was kind enough, said he was very busy, but
+would do all he could for me; that there was a special society for just
+such cases, and he would give me a card. I thanked him, and took the
+card and went to the society. The young woman there gave me two soup
+tickets, and said she would do all she could for me. Next day she
+reported that there was nothing doing just then, but if I could come
+back in about a month they could probably do better. Then she gave me
+another soup ticket. I drank the soup and then I went back to Dr.
+Westminster. He was rather annoyed at seeing me again, and said that he
+had done all that he could, but would bear me in mind; meantime, unless
+I heard from him, it would be no use to call again. I'd lived on soup
+for two days.
+
+"I got a meal by begging on the avenue. Then another woman told me to go
+to Dr. Emberdays, and I went to _him_. By this time I must have been
+looking pretty tough. He said that he would do what he could, and that
+there was a society to which he would give me a line. They asked me a
+devil of a lot of questions, and gave me a flannel undershirt. It made
+me sick! An undershirt in August, when I wanted bread and human
+sympathy!
+
+"It was no use. I gave up parsons and tried the river-front again. I
+didn't get over one meal a day, and my head ached all the time. I heard
+of a job at One Hundred and Sixty-ninth Street, carrying lumber. I got a
+nickel for holding a horse, and went up. It was a gang of niggers. They
+got a dollar a day. The boss was a nigger, too, and didn't want cheap
+white trash. I almost went down on my knees to him, and finally he said
+I might come the next day. I slept in a field under a tree without
+anything to eat that night, and started in at seven the next morning.
+The thermometer went up to ninety-six, and we worked without stopping. I
+had to lug one end of a big stick, with a nigger under the other end,
+one hundred yards, then go back and get another. I got so I didn't know
+what I was doing. At eleven o'clock I fainted, and then I was sick,
+dreadfully sick. At three the boss nigger kicked me and said I had to
+stop faking or I wouldn't get paid, and so I got up and lugged until
+six. But I was so ill I knew it was no use. I couldn't do that kind of
+work.
+
+"It was an awfully hot night. I got off the 'L' at Thirty-fourth Street
+and walked through to the avenue. When I got to the Waldorf I stopped
+and looked in the windows. There were men and women in there, and
+flowers and everything to eat--just what I could eat if I chose. And I
+had been working with niggers, Judge, all day long until I fainted,
+heaving timber. I just stood and waited, and when a chance came to
+snatch a roll of bills I took it. They couldn't catch me. I was good for
+ten of 'em, Judge.
+
+"After that it was easy. I met some of the fellows that had served time
+with me and got back into the old life. Judge, it's no use. I don't
+blame you for what you are going to do, nor I don't blame the jury.
+Anyone could see through the bluff I put up. I'm guilty. I'm a jailbird,
+I say. I'm done. Only I've had no chance, Judge. Give me another; let me
+go back to the farm. I'll go, I swear I will! It'll kill me to go to
+prison. I'm a human being. God meant me to live out of doors, and I've
+spent half of my life inside stone walls. Let me go back to the country.
+I'll go, Judge. I'm a human being. Give me one more chance."
+
+There was no sound when the prisoner stopped speaking. The judge did not
+reply for a full minute. His face wore its habitual look of sadness.
+Then he spoke in a very low tone, but one which was distinctly audible
+in the silence of the court-room.
+
+"Graham, you have read your own sentence. You have confessed that you
+cannot lead an honest life. Your fault is that you will not work. There
+are a thousand farms within a hundred miles, where you could earn a
+livelihood for the asking. Your intelligence is of a high order. By
+ordinary application you could have risen far above your fellows. You
+are a dangerous criminal--all the more dangerous for your ability. You
+almost outwitted the jury, and conducted your own case more ably than
+nine out of ten lawyers would have done. You have ruined your own life,
+and cast away a pearl of price. You have my pity, but I cannot allow it
+to affect my duty. Graham, I sentence you to State Prison for ten
+years."
+
+The prisoner shivered, and covered his face with his hands. Then the
+officer clapped him on the shoulder and pushed him toward the door.
+
+"Gentlemen, you are excused." The Judge bowed to the jury.
+
+"Hear ye! Hear ye!" bawled the attendant: "all persons having business
+with Part One of the General Sessions of the Peace, held in and for the
+County of New York, may now depart. This Court stands adjourned until
+to-morrow morning at half past ten o'clock."
+
+
+
+
+
+
+In the Course of Justice
+
+"The Law is a sort of hocuspocus science that smiles
+in yer face while it picks yer pocket; and the
+glorious uncertainty of it is of mair use to the
+professors than the justice of it."
+
+
+I
+
+A trim, neatly dressed young man, holding in one of his carefully gloved
+hands a bamboo cane, sat upon a bench in Union Square one brilliant
+October morning some ten years ago. All about him swarms of excited
+sparrows chattered and fought among the yellow leaves. A last night's
+carnation languished in his button-hole, and his smoothly shaven
+lantern-jaw and high cheekbones suggested the type of upper Broadway and
+the Tenderloin. In spite of this, the general effect was not unpleasing,
+especially as his sparse curly hair, just turning gray at the temples,
+disclosed a forehead suggestive of more than usual intelligence in a
+face otherwise ordinary. A shadowy, inscrutable smile from time to time
+played upon his features, at one moment making them seem good-naturedly
+sympathetic, at another, sinister. The casual observer would have
+classed him as a student or actor. He was both, and more.
+
+From a large jewelry store across the way presently emerged a diminutive
+messenger-boy carrying a small, square bundle, and turned into Broadway.
+The man on the bench, known to his friends as "Supple Jim," rose
+unobtrusively to his feet. The apostle of Hermes stopped to buy a cent's
+worth of mucilaginous candy from the Italian on the corner, and then,
+whistling loudly, dawdled upon his way. The man followed, manoeuvring for
+position, while the boy, now in the chewing stage and struggling
+violently, lingered to inspect a mechanical toy. The supple one
+accomplished a flank movement, approached, touched him on the shoulder,
+and displayed a silver badge beneath his coat.
+
+"Young man, I'm from the Central Office, and need your help. About a
+block from here a feller will come runnin' after you and say they've
+given you the wrong bundle--see? He'll hand you another, and tell you to
+give him the one you've got. He's a crook--'Paddy the Sneak'--old game!
+see?"
+
+The boy was all attention, his jaws motionless.
+
+"Yep!" he replied, his eyes glistening delightedly.
+
+"Well, I'll be right behind you; and when he throws the game into you,
+just pretend you fall to it an' hand him your box. Then I'll make the
+collar. Are you on?"
+
+"Say, that's easy!" grinned the boy.
+
+"Show us what you're good for, then, and I'll have the Inspector send
+you some passes for the theayter."
+
+The boy started on in business-like fashion. As his interlocutor had
+predicted, a hatless "feller" overtook him, breathless, and entered into
+voluble explanation. The messenger exchanged bundles, and then, eyes
+front, continued up the street until the detective should pounce upon
+his victim. For some strange reason no such event took place. At the end
+of the block he cast a furtive glance behind him. Both Paddy and the
+Central Office man had vanished, to dispose in a Bowery pawnshop of the
+fruits of their short hour of toil, dividing between them one hundred
+and sixty dollars as the equivalent of the diamond stud which the box
+had contained.
+
+Half an hour later, drawn by a fascination which he found irresistible,
+the hero of this legal memoir took a car to the Criminal Courts
+Building, and made his way to the General Sessions.
+
+"Forgot my subpoena, Cap'n. I'm a witness. Just let me in, please!" he
+said, with a smile of easy good-nature.
+
+Old Flaherty, the superannuated door-keeper, known as The Eagle, eyed
+the young man suspiciously for a moment, and then, grumbling, allowed
+him to enter the court-room. The thief who had so easily secured
+admittance, fought his way persistently through the throng, elbowed by
+the gruff officer at the inner gate, and selecting the best seat on the
+front bench, compelled its earlier occupants to make room for him with a
+calm assurance and matter-of-course superiority which they had not the
+courage to oppose.
+
+Supple Jim listened with interest to the call of the calendar. A few
+lawyers, with their witnesses, whose cases had gone over until the
+morrow, struggled out through the crush at the door, with no perceptible
+diminution in the throng within. The clerk prepared to call the roll of
+the jury.
+
+"Trial jurors in the case of 'The People against Richard Monohan,'
+please answer to your names."
+
+The twelve, in varying keys, had all replied; the trial was "on" again,
+having been interrupted, evidently, by the adjournment of the afternoon
+before. A venerable complainant now resumed the story of how two young
+men, whose acquaintance he had made in a saloon the previous Sunday
+evening, had followed him into the street, assaulted him on his way home
+and robbed him of his ring. He positively identified the prisoner as
+the one who had wrenched it from his finger.
+
+Next, an officer testified to having arrested the defendant upon the old
+gentleman's description, and to having found in his pocket a pawn-ticket
+calling for the ring in question.
+
+The case, in the vernacular of the courts, was "dead open and shut."
+
+The People "rested," and the defendant, a miserable specimen of those
+wretched beings that constitute the penumbra of crime, took the stand.
+His defence was absurd. He denied ever before having seen his accuser,
+had not been in the saloon, had not taken the ring, had not pawned it,
+had bought the ticket from a man on the corner who, he remembered, had
+told him he was getting a bargain at three dollars. He could not
+describe this "man," or account for his own whereabouts on the evening
+in question. He had been drunk at the time. It was a story as old as
+theft itself.
+
+The prosecutor winked at the jury, and the Judge once more summoned the
+apostolic-looking complainant to the chair.
+
+"You realize, sir, the terrible consequences to this young man should
+you be mistaken? Are you quite sure that he is one of the persons who
+robbed you?" he inquired with becoming gravity.
+
+The witness raised himself by his cane, and stepping down to where the
+prisoner sat, gazed searchingly into his stolid face.
+
+"God knows," said he, "I wouldn't harm a hair of his head. But by all
+that's holy, I swear he's the man who took my ring."
+
+A wave of interest passed over the assembled attorneys. That was
+business for you! No use to cross-examine an old fellow like _him_.
+There was a great nodding of heads and shuffling of feet.
+
+"Do you think you could identify your other assailant if you should see
+him?" continued the judge.
+
+"I'm sure of it," calmly replied the witness.
+
+"Very well, sir," continued his Honor; "see if you can do so."
+
+Half of the audience moved uneasily, and glanced longingly toward the
+closed means of exit. A woman tittered hysterically. The witness slowly
+descended, and, escorted by a policeman, began his inspection,
+scrutinizing each face with care. Quietly he moved along the first
+bench, and then, gently shaking his head, along the second. The interest
+became breathless. A sigh of relief rippled along the settees after him.
+The only spectator unmoved by what was taking place was Supple Jim, who
+smiled genially at the old gentleman as the latter glanced at him and
+passed on. Four rows--five rows--six rows--seven rows. At last there
+was but one bench left, and the excitement reached the point of
+ebullition. Would he find him? Were they going to be disappointed after
+all? Only half a bench left! Only two men left! Ah! what was that?
+People shoved one another in the back, craning their heads to see what
+was doing in the distant corner where the complainant stood. Suddenly
+the searcher faced the Judge, and, pointing to the last occupant of the
+rear settee, announced with conviction:
+
+"Your Honor, _this_ is the other man!"
+
+A murmur travelled rapidly around the court-room. Honors were even
+between a Judge who could thus unerringly divine the presence of a
+malefactor and a patriarch who, out of so great a multitude, was able
+unhesitatingly to pick out a midnight assailant.
+
+The "criminal" attorneys whispered among themselves: "Well, say! what do
+you think of that! All right, eh? Well, I guess! Well, say!"
+
+This picturesque digression concluded, interest again centred in the
+defendant, of whose ultimate conviction there could no longer be any
+doubt.
+
+Not that the identification of the accomplice had any real significance,
+since the man so ostentatiously picked out by the patriarch in court had
+been caught red-handed at the time of the robbery within a block of the
+saloon, was already under indictment as a co-defendant, and being out
+on bail had merely been brought in under a bench warrant and placed
+among the spectators. But the performance had a distinct dramatic value,
+and the jury could not be blamed for making the natural deduction that
+if the complainant was right as regards the one, _ipso facto_ he must be
+as to the other. That the complainant had already identified him at the
+police-station and at the Tombs seemed a matter of small importance. The
+point was, apparently, that the old fellow had a good memory, and one
+upon which the jury could safely rely.
+
+The Judge charged the law, and the jury retired, returning almost
+immediately with a verdict of "Guilty of robbery in the first degree."
+
+The prisoner at the bar swayed for an instant, steadied himself, and
+stood clinging to the rail, while his counsel made the usual motions for
+a new trial and in arrest of judgment.
+
+"Clear the box! Clear the box!" shouted the clerk, and the jury, their
+duty comfortably discharged, filed slowly out.
+
+The court-room rapidly emptied itself into the corridors. Supple Jim
+waited on the steps of the building until a young woman, carrying a
+baby, came wearily out, and, as she passed, thrust a roll of bills into
+her hand.
+
+"Your feller's been _done dirt_!" he growled. "Take that, and put it
+out of sight. Don't give it to any _lawyer_, now! You'll need it
+yourself." Then he sprang lightly upon the rear platform of a surface
+car as it whizzed by, and vanished from her astonished gaze.
+
+Thus was an innocent man convicted, while crime triumphant played the
+part of benefactor.
+
+
+II
+
+The next morning Supple Jim, sitting in the warm sunshine in the
+bay-window of his favorite restaurant, lazily finished a hearty
+breakfast of ham and eggs, glancing casually, meanwhile, at the morning
+paper which lay open before him. At a respectful distance his attendant
+awaited the moment when this important guest should snap his fingers,
+demand his damage, and call for a Carolina Perfecto. These would be
+forthcoming with alacrity, for Mr. James Hawkins was more of an autocrat
+on Fourteenth Street than a Pittsburg oil magnate at the Waldorf. Just
+now the Supple James was reading with keen enjoyment how, the day
+before, a quick-witted old gentleman had brought a malefactor to
+justice. At one of the paragraphs he broke into a gentle laugh, perusing
+it again and again, apparently with intense enjoyment.
+
+Had ever such a farce been enacted in the course of justice! He tossed
+away the paper and swore softly. Of course, the only thing that had
+rendered such a situation possible at all was the fact that the aged
+Farlan was a superlative old ass. To hear him tell his yarn on the
+stand, you would have thought that it gave him positive pain to testify
+against a fellow being. Did you ever see such white hair and such a big
+white beard? Why, he looked like Dowie or Moses, or some of those
+fellows. When Jim had tripped him up and slipped off the ring, the old
+chap had already swallowed half a dozen "County Antrims," and wasn't in
+a condition to remember anything or anybody. The idea of his going so
+piously into court and swearing the thing on to Monohan; it gave you the
+creeps! A fellow might go to "the chair" as easy as not, in just the
+same way. Of course, Jim had not intended to get the young greenhorn
+into any trouble when he had sold him the pawn-ticket. He had been just
+an easy mark. And when the police had arrested him and found the ticket
+in his pocket, there was not any call for Jim to set them straight. That
+was just Monohan's luck, curse him! Let him look out for himself.
+
+But to see the patriarch carefully forging the shackles upon the wrong
+man, had filled Jim with a wondering and ecstatic bewilderment. The
+stars in their courses had seemed warring in his behalf.
+
+Think of it! That fellow Monohan could get twenty years! It made him
+mad, this infernal conspiracy, as it seemed to him, between judges and
+prosecutors. It mattered little, apparently, whether they got the right
+man or not, so long as they got someone! What business had they to go
+and convict a fellow who was innocent, and put him, "Jim," the cleverest
+"gun" in the profession, in such a position? He wondered if folks in
+other lines of business had so many problems to face. The stupidity of
+witnesses and the trickery of lawyers was almost beyond belief. It was a
+perennial contest, not only of wit against wit, strategy against
+strategy, but, worst of all, of wit against impenetrable dulness. Why,
+if people were going to be so careless about swearing a man's liberty
+away, it was time to "get on the level." You might be nailed any time by
+mistake, and then your record would make any defence impossible. You had
+the right to demand common honesty, or, at least, _intelligence_, on the
+part of the prosecution.
+
+But the main question was, What was going to become of Monohan? Well,
+the boy was convicted, and that was the end of it. It was quite clear to
+Jim that, had he been victimized in the same way, no one would have
+bothered about it at all. It was simply the fortune of war.
+
+But twenty years! His own pitiful aggregate of six, with vacations in
+between, as it were, looked infinitesimal beside that awful burial
+alive. He'd be fifty when he came out--if he ever came out! Sometimes
+they died like flies in a hot summer. And then there was always
+Dannemora--worst of all, Dannemora! It would kill _him_ to go back. He
+couldn't live away from the main stem _now_. Why, he hadn't been in
+_stir_ for five years. All his prison traits, the gait, the hunch, were
+effaced--gone completely. His brows contracted in a sharp frown.
+
+"What's the use?" he muttered as he rose to go. "He ain't worth it! I
+can stake his wife and kids till his time's up! But, God! _I_ could
+never go back!"
+
+Yet the same irresistible force which had directed him to the court-room
+the day before, now led him to the Grand Central Station. Like one
+walking in a dream, he bought a ticket and took the noon train alone to
+Ossining.
+
+Following a path that led him quickly to a hill above the town not far
+from the prison walls, he threw himself at full length beside a bowlder,
+and gazed upon the familiar outlook. Across the broad, shining river lay
+the dreamy blue hills he had so often watched while working at his
+brushes. Here and there a small boat skimmed down the stream before the
+same fresh breeze that sent the red and brown leaves fluttering along
+the grass. The sunlight touched everything with enchantment, the cool
+autumn air was an intoxicant--it was the Golden Age again. No, not the
+Golden Age! Just below, two hundred yards away, he noticed for the first
+time a group of men in stripes breaking stones. Some were kneeling, some
+crouching upon their haunches. They worked in silence, cracking one
+stone after another and making little piles of the fragments. At the
+distance of only a few feet two guards leaned upon their loaded rifles.
+Jim shut his eyes.
+
+
+III
+
+The day of sentence came. Once more Jim found himself in the stifling
+court. He saw Monohan brought to the bar, and watched as he waited
+listlessly for those few terrible words. The Court listened with grim
+patience to the lawyer's perfunctory appeal for mercy, and then, as the
+latter concluded, addressed the prisoner with asperity.
+
+"Richard Monohan, you have been justly convicted by a jury of your peers
+of robbery in the first degree. The circumstances are such as to entitle
+you to no sympathy from the Court. The evidence is so clear and
+positive, and the complainant's identification of you so perfect, that
+it would have been impossible for a jury to reach any other verdict.
+Under the law you might be punished by a term of twenty years, but I
+shall be merciful to you. The sentence of the Court is--" here the Judge
+adjusted his spectacles, and scribbled something in a book--"that you be
+confined in State Prison for a period of _not less than ten nor more
+than fifteen years_."
+
+Monohan staggered and turned white.
+
+The whole crowded court-room gasped aloud.
+
+"Come on there!" growled the attendant to his prisoner. But suddenly
+there was a quick movement in the centre of the room, and a man sprang
+to his feet.
+
+"Stop!" he shouted. "Stop! There's been a mistake! You've convicted the
+wrong man! _I_ stole that ring!"
+
+"Keep your seats! Keep your seats!" bellowed the court officers as the
+spectators rose impulsively to their feet.
+
+Those who had been present at the trial two days before were all
+positive _now_ that they had never taken any stock in the old
+gentleman's identification.
+
+"Silence! Silence in the court!" shouted the Captain pounding vigorously
+with a paper-weight.
+
+"What's all this?" sternly demanded the Judge. "Do you claim that _you_
+robbed the complainant in this case? Impossible!"
+
+"Not a bit, yer 'Onor!" replied Jim in clarion tones. "You've nailed the
+wrong man, that's all. I took the ring, pawned it for five dollars, and
+sold the ticket to Monohan on the corner. I can't stand for his gettin'
+any fifteen years," he concluded, glancing expectantly at the
+spectators.
+
+A ripple of applause followed this declaration.
+
+"Hm!" commented his Honor. "How about the co-defendant in the case,
+identified here in the court-room? Do you exonerate _him_ as well?"
+
+"I've nothin' to do with _him_," answered Jim calmly. "I've got enough
+troubles of my own without shouldering any more. Only Monohan didn't
+have any hand in the job. You've got the boot on the wrong foot!"
+
+Young Mr. Dockbridge, the Deputy Assistant District Attorney, now
+asserted himself.
+
+"This is all very well," said he with interest, "but we must have it in
+the proper form. If your Honor will warn this person of his rights, and
+administer the oath, the stenographer may take his confession and make
+it a part of the record."
+
+Jim was accordingly sworn, and informed that whatever he was about to
+say must be "without fear or hope of reward," and might be used as
+evidence against him thereafter.
+
+In the ingenious and exhaustive interrogation which followed, the Judge,
+a noted cross-examiner, only succeeded in establishing beyond
+peradventure that Jim was telling nothing but the truth, and that
+Monohan was, in fact, entirely innocent. He therefore consented,
+somewhat ungraciously, to having the latter's conviction set aside and
+to his immediate discharge.
+
+"As for _this_ man," said he, "commit him to the Tombs pending his
+indictment by the Grand Jury, and see to it, Mr. District Attorney," he
+added with significance, "that he be brought before _me_ for sentence."
+
+Out into the balconies of the court-house swarmed the mob. Monohan had
+disappeared with his wife and child, not even pausing to thank his
+benefactor. It was enough for him that he had escaped from the meshes of
+the terrible net in which he had been entangled.
+
+From mouth to mouth sprang the wonderful story. It was shouted from one
+corridor to another, and from elevator to elevator. Like a wireless it
+flew to the District Attorney's office, the reporters' room, the
+Coroner's Court, over the bridge to the Tombs, across Centre Street into
+Tom Foley's, to Pontin's, to the Elm Castle, up Broadway, across to the
+Bowery, over to the Rialto, along the Tenderloin; it flashed to thieves
+in the act of picking pockets, and they paused; to "second-story men"
+plotting in saloons, and held them speechless; the "moll-buzzers" heard
+it; the "con" men caught it; the "britch men" passed it on. In an hour
+the whole under-world knew that Supple Jim had squealed on himself, had
+taken his dose to save a pal, had anteed his last chip, had "chucked the
+game."
+
+
+IV
+
+Three long months had passed, during which Jim had lain in the Tombs.
+For a day or two the newspapers had given him considerable notoriety. A
+few sentimental women had sent him flowers of greater or less fragrance,
+with more or less grammatical expressions of admiration; then the dull
+drag of prison-time had begun, broken only by the daily visit of Paddy,
+and the more infrequent consultations with old Crookshanks.
+
+The Grand Jury had promptly found an indictment, but when the District
+Attorney placed the case upon the calendar in order to allow our hero to
+plead guilty, Mr. Crookshanks, Jim's counsel, announced that his client
+had no intention of so doing, and demanded an immediate trial.
+
+Dockbridge, however, now found himself in a situation of singular
+embarrassment, which made action upon his part for the present
+impossible. He was at his wits' end, for the law expressly required that
+no prisoner should be confined longer than two months without trial. And
+each week he was obliged to face the redoubtable Mr. Crookshanks, who
+with much bluster demanded that the case should be disposed of.
+
+Thirteen weeks went by and still Jim lived on prison fare. Soon a
+reporter--an acquaintance of Paddy's--commented upon the fact to his
+city editor. The policy of the paper happening to be against the
+administration, an item appeared among the "Criminal Notes" calling
+attention to the period of time during which Jim had been incarcerated.
+Other papers copied, and scathing editorials followed. In twenty-four
+hours Jim's detention beyond the time regulated by statute for the trial
+of a prisoner without bail had become an issue. The great American
+public, through its representative, the press, clamored to know why the
+wheels of justice had clogged, and the campaign committee of the reform
+party called in a body upon the District Attorney, warning him that an
+election was approaching and inquiring the cause of the "illegal
+proceeding which had been brought to their attention." The editor of the
+_Midnight American_, with his usual impetuosity, threatened a _habeas
+corpus_.
+
+Then the District Attorney sent for the Assistant, and the two had a
+hurried consultation. Finally the chief shook his head, saying: "There's
+no way out of it. You'll have to go to trial at once. Perhaps you can
+secure a plea. We can't afford any more delay. Put it on for to-morrow."
+
+The next day "Part One of the Court of General Sessions of the Peace, in
+and for the County of New York," was crowded to suffocation, for the
+dramatic nature of Jim's act of self-sacrifice had not been forgotten,
+and a keen interest remained in its _denouement_. It was a brilliant
+January noon, and the sun poured through the great windows, casting
+irregular patches of light upon the throng within. High above the crowd
+of lawyers, witnesses, and policemen sat the Judge; below him, the clerk
+and Assistant District Attorney conferred together as to the order in
+which the cases should be tried; to the left reclined a row of
+non-combatants, "district leaders," ex-police magistrates, and a few
+privileged spectators; outside the rail crowded the members of the
+"criminal bar"; while in the main body of the room the benches were
+tightly packed with loafers, "runners" for the attorneys, curious women,
+indignant complainants, and sympathizing friends of the various
+defendants. Here no one was allowed to stand, but nearer the door the
+pressure became too great, and once more an overplus, new-comers,
+lawyers who could not force their way to the front, tardy policemen,
+persons who could not make up their minds to come in and sit down, and
+stragglers generally, formed a solid mass, absolutely blocking the
+entrance, and preventing those outside from getting in or anyone inside
+from getting out.
+
+Around the room the huge pipes of the radiators clicked diligently; full
+steam was on, not a window open.
+
+Jim was called to the bar, the jury sworn, and Dockbridge, with several
+innuendoes reflecting upon the moral character of any man who would
+confess himself a criminal and yet put the county to the expense and
+trouble of a trial, briefly opened the case.
+
+The stenographer who had taken Jim's confession was the first witness.
+He read his notes in full, while Dockbridge nodded with an air of
+finality in the direction of the jury.
+
+"Do you care to cross-examine, Mr. Crookshanks?" he inquired.
+
+The lawyer shook his head.
+
+Jim sat smiling, self-possessed, and silent.
+
+The youthful Assistant, still hoping to wring a plea from the defendant,
+paused and leaned toward the prisoner's counsel.
+
+"Come, come, what's the use?" he suggested benignantly. "Why go through
+all this farce? Let him plead guilty to 'robbery in the second degree.'
+He'll be lucky to get that! It's his only chance."
+
+But upon the lean and withered visage of the veteran Crookshanks
+flickered an inscrutable smile, like that which played upon the features
+of his client.
+
+"Not on your _tin-type_!" he ejaculated.
+
+Dockbridge shrugged his shoulders, hesitated a moment, then glanced a
+trifle uneasily toward the crowd of spectators. Once more he turned in
+the direction of the prisoner.
+
+"Well, I'll let him plead to grand larceny instead of robbery," he said,
+with an air of acting against his better judgment.
+
+Crookshanks grinned sardonically and again shook his head.
+
+"Very well, then," said the prosecutor sternly, "your client will have
+to take the consequences. Call the complainant."
+
+"Daniel Farlan, take the witness' chair."
+
+The crowd in the court-room waited expectantly. The complainant,
+however, did not respond.
+
+"Daniel Farlan! Daniel Farlan!" bawled the officer.
+
+But the venerable Farlan came not. Perchance he was a-sleeping or
+a-hunting.
+
+"If your Honor pleases," announced Dockbridge, "the complainant does not
+answer. I must ask for an adjournment."
+
+But in an instant the old war-horse, Crookshanks, was upon his feet
+snorting for the battle.
+
+"I protest against any such proceeding!" he shouted, his voice trembling
+with well-simulated indignation. "My client is in jeopardy. I insist
+that this trial go on here and now!"
+
+Dockbridge smiled deprecatingly, but the jury and spectators showed
+plainly that they were of Mr. Crookshanks's opinion. The Judge hesitated
+for a moment, but his duty was clear. There was no question but that Jim
+_had_ been put in jeopardy.
+
+"You must go on with the trial, Mr. Dockbridge," he announced
+reluctantly. "The jury has been sworn, and a witness has testified. It
+is too late to stop now."
+
+The Assistant was forced to admit that he had no further evidence at
+hand.
+
+"What!" cried the Judge. "No further evidence! Well, proceed with the
+defence!"
+
+Dockbridge dropped into a chair and mopped his forehead, while the jury
+glanced inquiringly in the direction of the defendant. But now
+Crookshanks, the hero of a hundred legal conflicts, the hope and trust
+of all defenceless criminals, slowly arose and buttoned his threadbare
+frock-coat. He looked the Court full in the eye. The prosecutor he
+ignored.
+
+"If your Honor please," began the old lawyer gently, "I move that the
+Court direct the jury to acquit, on the ground that the People have
+failed to make out a case."
+
+The Assistant jumped to his feet. The spectators stared in amazement at
+the audacity of the request. The Judge's face became a study.
+
+"What do you mean, Mr. Crookshanks?" he exclaimed. "This man is a
+self-confessed criminal. Do you hear, sir, a _self-confessed criminal_."
+
+But the anger of the Court had no terrors for little Crookshanks. He
+waited calmly until the Judge had concluded, smiled deferentially, and
+resumed his remarks, as if the bench were in its usual state of
+placidity.
+
+"I must beg most respectfully to point out to your Honor that the
+Criminal Code provides that the confession of a defendant is not of
+itself enough to warrant his conviction _without additional proof that
+the crime charged has been committed_. May I be pardoned for indicating
+to your Honor that the only evidence in this proceeding against my
+client is his own confession, made, I believe, some time ago, under
+circumstances which were, to say the least, unusual. While I do not
+pretend to doubt the sincerity of his motives on that occasion, or to
+contest at this juncture the question of his moral guilt, the fact
+remains _that there has been no additional proof_ adduced upon any of
+the material points in the case, to wit, that the complainant ever
+existed, ever possessed a ring, or that it was ever taken from him."
+
+He paused, coughed slightly, and, removing from his green bag a folded
+paper, continued: "In addition, it is my duty to inform the Court that a
+person named Farlan left the jurisdiction of this tribunal upon the day
+after Monohan's conviction of the offence for which my client is now on
+trial.
+
+"After such an unfortunate mistake," said Crookshanks with an almost
+imperceptible twinkle in his "jury eye," "he can hardly be expected to
+assist voluntarily in a second prosecution. I hold in my hand his
+affidavit that he has left the State never to return."
+
+The Judge had left his chair and was striding up and down the dais. He
+now turned wrathfully upon poor Dockbridge.
+
+"What do you mean by trying a case before me prepared in such a fashion?
+This is a disgraceful miscarriage of justice! I shall lay the matter
+before the District Attorney in person! Mr. Crookshanks has correctly
+stated the law. I am absolutely compelled to discharge this defendant,
+who, by his own statement, ought to be incarcerated in State Prison!
+I--I--the Court has been hoodwinked! The District Attorney made
+ridiculous! As for you," casting a withering glance upon the prisoner,
+"if I ever have the opportunity, I shall punish you as you deserve!"
+
+Dead silence fell upon the court-room. The clerk arose and cleared his
+throat.
+
+"Mr. Foreman, have you agreed upon a verdict? What say you? Do you find
+the defendant guilty, or not guilty?"
+
+"Not guilty," replied the foreman, somewhat doubtfully.
+
+There was a smothered demonstration in the rear of the court-room. A few
+spectators had the temerity to clap their hands.
+
+"Silence! Silence in the court!" shouted the Captain.
+
+The clerk faced the prisoner.
+
+"James Hawkins, alias James Hawkinson, alias Supple Jim, you are
+discharged."
+
+As our hero stepped from behind the bar, Paddy was the first to grasp
+his hand.
+
+"You're the cleverest boy in New York!" he muttered enthusiastically;
+"and say, Jim," he lowered his voice--could it be with a shade of
+embarrassment?--"you're a hero all right, into the bargain."
+
+"Oh, cut that out!" answered Jim. "Wasn't I playing a sure thing? And
+wasn't it worth three months,--and ten dollars _per_ to the old guy for
+staying over in Jersey,--to put 'em in a hole like that?"
+
+And the two of them, relieved by this evasion of an impending and
+depressing cloud of moral superiority, went out, with others, to get a
+drink.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Maximilian Diamond
+
+
+Dockbridge yawned, threw down his fountain-pen, whirled his chair away
+from the window, through which the afternoon sun was pouring a dazzling
+flood of light, crossed his feet upon the rickety old table whose faded
+green baize was littered with newspapers, law books, copies of
+indictments, and empty cigarette boxes, and idly contemplated the
+graphophone, his latest acquisition. To a stranger, this little office,
+tucked away behind an elevator shaft under the eaves of the Criminal
+Courts Building, might have proved of some interest, filled as it was on
+every side with mementoes of hard-fought cases in the courts below,
+framed copies of forged checks and notes, photographs of streets and
+houses known to fame only by virtue of the tragedies they had witnessed,
+and an uncouth collection of weapons of all varieties from a stiletto
+and long tapering bread knife to the most modern Colt automatic. On the
+bookcase stood an innocent-looking bottle which had once contained
+poison, while above it hung a faded indictment accusing someone long
+since departed of administering its contents to another who did "for a
+long time languish, and languishing did die." An enormous black leather
+lounge, a safe, several chairs, and some pictures of English and
+American jurists completed the contents of the room. Here Dockbridge had
+for five years interviewed his witnesses, prepared his cases, and
+dreamed of establishing a forensic reputation which should later by a
+shower of gold repay him in part for the many tedious hours passed
+within its walls. From the grimy windows he could look down upon the
+court-yard of the Tombs and see the prisoners taking their daily
+exercise, while from the distance came faintly the din and rattle of
+Broadway. An air-shaft which passed through the room communicated in
+some devious manner with the prison pens on the mezzanine floor far
+beneath, and at times strange odors would come floating up bringing
+suggestions of prison fare. On such occasions Dockbridge would throw
+wide both windows, open the transom, and seek refuge in the library.
+
+Taken as a whole, his five years there had been invaluable both from a
+personal and professional point of view. He had found himself from the
+very first day in a sort of huge legal clinic, where hourly he could run
+through the whole gamut of human emotions. It was to him, the embryonic
+advocate, what hospital service is to the surgeon. He was, as it were,
+an intern practising the surgery of the law. And what a multitude of
+cases came there for treatment--every disease of the mind and heart and
+soul! For a year or two he had been racked nervously and emotionally,
+forced from laughter in one moment, to tears the next. Then the mere
+fascination of his trade as prosecutor, the marshalling of evidence, the
+tactics of trials, the thwarting of conspiracies, the analysis of
+motives, the exposure of cunning tricks to liberate the guilty, had so
+possessed his mind that the suffering and sin about him, though keenly
+realized, no longer cost him sleep and peace of mind. And the stories
+that he heard! The mysteries which were unravelled before his very eyes,
+and those deeper mysteries the secrets of which were never revealed, but
+remained sealed in the hearts of those who, rather than disclose them,
+sought sanctuary within prison walls!
+
+How he wished sometimes that he could write--if only a little! Through
+what strange labyrinths of human passion and ingenuity could he conduct
+his readers! Sometimes he tried to scribble the stories down, but the
+words would not come. How could you describe your feelings while trying
+a man for his life, when he sat there at the bar pallid and tense, his
+hands clutching each other until the nails quivered in the flesh; the
+groan of the convicted felon; the wail of the heart-broken mother as
+her son was led away by the officer? He had seen one poor fellow faint
+dead away on hearing his sentence to the living tomb; and had heard a
+murderer laugh when convicted and the day set for his execution.
+Sometimes, in sheer desperation at the thought of losing what he had
+seen and experienced, he would turn on the graphophone and talk into it,
+disconnectedly, by the hour. It usually came out in better shape than
+what he turned off with his pen. If he could only write!
+
+"Dockbridge! Hi, there, Dockbridge!"
+
+The door was kicked open, and the lank figure of one of his associates
+stood before him. His visitor grinned, and removed his pipe.
+
+"Bob'll be up in a minute. Come along to 'Coney.'"
+
+"Don't feel kittenish enough," answered Dockbridge.
+
+"Oh, come on! It'll do you good."
+
+The sound of rapid steps flew up the stairs, and Bob burst into the
+room, almost upsetting the first arrival.
+
+"What are you doing up here in this smelly place?" he inquired. "Got a
+cigarette?"
+
+Dockbridge threw him a package without altering his position.
+
+At this moment the heavily built figure of the chief of staff entered.
+
+"Holding a reception?" he asked good-naturedly.
+
+Bob had slipped behind the owner of the graphophone and was rapidly
+surveying his desk. Suddenly he pounced on a pile of yellow paper, and,
+snatching it up, ran across the room.
+
+"I thought so! He's been writing."
+
+"Here you, Bob, give that back!" cried Dockbridge, springing up. He was
+blocked by the chief of staff.
+
+"Fair play, now. It may be libellous. The censor demands the right of
+inspection."
+
+"Oh, I don't mind if _you_ see it!" said Dockbridge, "only I don't
+intend that cub to snicker over it. It's nothing, anyway."
+
+"'The Maximilian Diamond!'" shouted the thief. "By George, what a
+rippin' title! Full of gore, I bet!"
+
+"You give that back!" growled its owner.
+
+"Gentlemen, allow me to present the well-known author and brilliant
+young literary man, Mr. John Dockbridge, whose picture in four colors is
+soon to appear on the cover of the 'Maiden's Gaslog Companion,'"
+continued Bob. "I read, 'The villain stood with his dagger elevated for
+an instant above the bare breast of his palpitating victim.' My, but
+it's great!"
+
+"You see you'd better read it to us in self-defence," remarked the
+chief of staff. "Go ahead!"
+
+"Promise, and I'll give it back," said Bob, from the door. "Refuse, and
+I send it to the 'American.'"
+
+"It wasn't for publication, anyway," explained Dockbridge.
+
+"Of course not," answered Bob. "We'll pass on it. Perhaps we'll send it
+in for that Five-Thousand-Dollar competition."
+
+"Well, shut up, and I will. Give it here!" Dockbridge recovered the
+manuscript and returned to his armchair. The others disposed themselves
+upon the lounge.
+
+"Oyez! Oyez!" cried Bob. "All persons desiring to hear the great
+American novel, draw near, give your attention and ye shall be heard."
+
+"Keep still!" ordered the chief of staff. "Go ahead, Jack. I'll make him
+shut up."
+
+"Mind you do," said Dockbridge. "It's about that big diamond, you know.
+The story begins in this room."
+
+"Well, begin it," laughed Bob.
+
+His companions pulled his head down on the chief's lap and smothered him
+with a handkerchief.
+
+"Well," said Dockbridge rather sheepishly, "here goes."
+
+
+THE MAXIMILIAN DIAMOND
+
+A stout, jovial-looking person, with reddish hair, sandy complexion, and
+watery blue eyes, stood waiting in my office, his wrist attached by
+means of a nickel-plated handcuff to that of a keeper. My two visitors
+conducted themselves with remarkable unanimity, and with but a single
+motion sank into the chairs I offered.
+
+"Well, what's the trouble?" I inquired genially.
+
+The keeper jerked his thumb in the direction of the other, who grinned
+apologetically and hitched in my direction. Bending toward me, he
+whispered: "I am the victim of one of the most remarkable conspiracies
+in history. My story involves personages of the highest rank, and is
+stranger than one of Dumas' romances. I am a bill-poster."
+
+Not knowing whether he intended to include himself among the illustrious
+persons alluded to, I nodded encouragingly and produced some cigars.
+
+"My name is Riggs," continued the prisoner, as he bit off the end of his
+cigar and expelled it through the window. "Got a match?"
+
+The keeper drew a handful from his pocket. I lit a cigar for myself and
+assumed an attitude of attention.
+
+"My wife is little Flossie Riggs. Don't know her? Why, she dances at
+Proctor's, and all over. I was doing well at my trade, and would have
+been doing better, if it hadn't been for that confounded diamond. It was
+this way. There was a fellow named Tenney, who posted bills with me
+about five years back, and he finally got a job down in the City of
+Mexico with a railroad, and I used to correspond with him.
+
+"Among other things, he told me about a great big diamond that the
+Emperor Maximilian used to wear in the middle of his crown. According to
+Tenney, it was one of the biggest on record. He said that Maximilian was
+so stuck on it that he had it taken out and made into a pendant for the
+Empress Carlotta, and that she used to wear it around at all the court
+functions, and so on. About the same time he took two other diamonds out
+of the crown and made them into finger-rings for himself.
+
+"After a while the Mexicans got tired of having an empire and put
+Maximilian out of business. They stood him and two of his generals up in
+the parade ground at Queretaro and shot 'em. Now when he was stood up to
+get shot he had those two rings on his fingers, and the funny part of it
+was that when the people rushed up to see whether he was dead or not,
+both the rings were gone. Just about that time, while Carlotta was in
+prison, the diamond with the big pendant disappeared too. It weighed
+thirty-three carats. I got all this from Tenney. I don't know where he
+found out about it. But it all happened way back in '67.
+
+"Somehow or other I used to think quite a lot about that diamond--partly
+because I was sorry for Max, who looked to have come out at the small
+end; and there didn't seem to be any occasion for shooting him anyhow,
+that I could see.
+
+"Well, I went on bill-posting, and got a good job with the Hair Restorer
+folks and was doing well, as I said, until one day I happened to take up
+a paper and read that there were two Mexicans out in St. Louis trying to
+sell an enormous diamond, but that the dealers there were all afraid to
+buy it. Finally the police got suspicious, and the Mexicans disappeared.
+Then all of a sudden it came over me that this must be the diamond that
+Tenney had wrote about, for all that it had been lost for nearly forty
+years, and I made up my mind that the Mexicans, having failed in St.
+Louis, would probably come to New York. I knew they had no right to the
+diamond anyway, first because it belonged to Maximilian's heirs, and
+second because it hadn't paid no duty; and I said to myself, 'Next time
+I write to Tenney he will hear something that will make him sit up.' So
+every morning, when I started out with my paste-pot and roll of
+posters, I would keep my eye peeled for the two Mexicans.
+
+"But I didn't hear any more about the diamond for a long time, and I had
+'most forgot all about it, until one day I was plastering up one of
+those yellow-headed Hair Restorer girls in Madison Square, when I saw
+two chaps cross over Twenty-third Street toward the Park. They were the
+very gazeebos I'd been looking for. Both were dark and thin and short,
+and, queerer still, one of them carried a big red case in his hand.
+
+"With my heart rattling against my teeth, I jumped down from the ladder
+and started after them. They hurried along the street until they came to
+a jeweller's on Broadway, about a block from the Square. They went in,
+and I peeked through the window. Presently out they came in a great
+hurry. They still had the red case, and I made a dash for the door and
+rushed in. There was the store-keeper with eyes bulgin' half-way out of
+his head.
+
+"'Say,' says I, 'did those dagoes try to sell you a diamond?'
+
+"'Yes,' says he, 'the biggest I ever saw. They wanted forty thousand
+dollars for it, and I offered them fifteen thousand, but they wouldn't
+take it.'
+
+"I didn't give him time for another word, but turned around and made
+another jump for the door. The Mexicans were almost out of sight, but I
+could still see them walking toward the Fifth Avenue Hotel, and I
+hustled after them tight as I could, picked up two cops on the way down,
+and, just as they were turning in at the entrance, we pounced on 'em.
+
+"'You're under arrest!' I yelled, so excited I didn't really know what I
+was doing. The fellow with the red case dodged back and handed it over
+to a big chap who had joined them. This one didn't appear to want to
+take it, and seemed quite peevish at what was happening. He turned out
+afterward to have been a General Dosbosco of the Haytien Junta. Well,
+the cops grabbed all three of them and collared the leather case. Sure
+enough, so help me--! There inside was the big diamond, and not only
+that, but a necklace with eighteen stones, and two enormous solitaire
+rings. The big stone was yellowish, but the others were pure white,
+sparklin' like one of those electric Pickle signs with fifty-seven
+varieties. By that time the hurry-up wagon had come, and pretty soon the
+whole crew of us, diamonds, Mexicans, cops, paste-pot, and me, were
+clattering to the police-station for fair. There I told 'em all about
+the diamond, and they telephoned over to Colonel Dudley, at the
+Custom-house, and the upshot of the whole matter was that the two
+Mexicans were held on a charge of smuggling diamonds into the United
+States.
+
+"If you don't believe what I tell you," said Riggs, noticing, perhaps, a
+suggestion of incredulity in my face, "just look at these"; and fumbling
+in his pocket, he produced some very soiled and crumpled clippings,
+containing pictures of Maximilian, the Empress Carlotta, and of a very
+large diamond which appeared to be about the size of the "Regent." It
+was then that I dimly remembered reading something of a diamond seizure
+a short time before, and it was with a renewed interest that I listened
+to the continuation of my client's story.
+
+"Well," said Riggs, "that was strange, now, wasn't it?
+
+"You can imagine how I felt when I went home and told little Flossie
+about the diamond; that I was entitled to a fifty per cent. informer's
+reward; how I was going to give up bill-posting and just be her manager,
+and how we could take a bigger flat, and all that; and I thought so much
+about it, and talked so much about it, that I began to feel like I was
+Rockefeller already, which may account in part for what happened
+afterward."
+
+At this point the keeper moved uneasily, and I pushed him another cigar.
+
+"Well," continued Riggs, "I just walked on air that afternoon after
+leaving the Custom-house, and went around blabbing like a poor fool
+about my good luck. On the way home I stopped in to take a drink. There
+were a lot of my acquaintances there, and I had something with most of
+them, and then the first thing I knew everything swam before my eyes. I
+groped my way into the street and started toward home, but I had only
+taken a few steps when a gang of strong-arm men attacked me, knocked me
+down, and robbed me. I struggled to my feet and followed them. They
+turned and attacked me again. I drew my knife, and then everything got
+dark, and the next thing I knew I was in the police-station.
+
+"I'll admit that this part of it does seem a little queer." Riggs
+dropped his voice mysteriously and leaned toward me. "But I have no
+doubt that I was drugged and beaten for the purpose of getting me locked
+up in the Tombs as part of a well-planned scheme. You will see for
+yourself later on.
+
+"Next morning, while I was waiting examination in the prison pen, a man
+came along who said he was a lawyer and would take my case. I said, All
+right, but that he would have to wait for his pay. He laughed, and said
+he guessed there would be no trouble about that; and the next thing I
+knew I was up before the Judge. My lawyer went up and whispered
+something to him, and the magistrate said:
+
+"'Five hundred dollars bail for trial.'
+
+"'Look here,' I spoke up, 'ain't I going to have a chance to tell my
+story?'
+
+"'Keep quiet,' said the lawyer from behind his hand; 'this is just a
+form. You won't never have to be tried. It's just to get you out.'
+
+"So I said nothing, and went back to the pen and waited; and the next
+thing I knew the hurry-up wagon had taken me to the Tombs. I tell you it
+was pretty tough bein' chucked in with a lot of thieves and burglars.
+The bill of fare ain't above par, you know, and the company's worse. I
+sat in my cell and waited and waited for my lawyer to show up, for he
+had said he'd be right over. But he didn't come, and I had to spend the
+night there. Next morning the keeper told me that my lawyer was in the
+counsel-room. So down I went with two niggers, who also had an
+appointment with their lawyers. It's a nasty, unventilated hole, and
+they lock you and the attorneys all in together. Ever been there?"
+
+I shook my head.
+
+"'Well,' says he, 'now have you got a bondsman?'
+
+"'A what?' says I.
+
+"'A bondsman--someone to go bail for you.'
+
+"'No,' I answered, for I knew nothing about such things.
+
+"'What! I thought you told me you had a lot of friends who had money!
+You haven't been trifling with me, have you?'
+
+"I knew I hadn't told him anything of the sort, but I thought that maybe
+he had forgotten; so I said I hadn't any friends who had any money, and
+knew no one to go bail for me.
+
+"'Bad! very bad!' said he. 'You've got to have money to get out. Isn't
+there anyone who owes you money, or haven't you got some _claim_ or
+something?'
+
+"Then all of a sudden it flashed over me about the diamond and my fifty
+per cent. of the reward, and then something in his eye made me think
+again. It seemed to me that I had seen him before somewhere. I couldn't
+remember just where, but the more I hesitated the surer I was. Then it
+came over me that a few days in jail, more or less, made mighty little
+difference when I was going to be a rich man so soon, and I decided I
+had better hang on to what I'd got.
+
+"'No,' said I, 'I ain't got nothin'.'
+
+"'You lie!' says he, growing very red. 'You lie! You've got a claim
+against the United States Government.'
+
+"Then he saw he'd made a break.
+
+"'Why, they all told me you caught a smuggler, or something, and had a
+claim against the Government for a hundred dollars.'
+
+"'A hundred!' I yelled. 'Twenty thousand!'
+
+"'Oh!' said he, 'as much as that? Why, I'll get you out this afternoon.'
+
+"'How?' said I.
+
+"'Well, you will have to assign your claim so I can raise the money on
+it. It's a mere form.'
+
+"But the thought came into my mind, Better stay there ten years than let
+him have the claim; so I said that I didn't understand such things, and
+I'd just wait until I could be tried.
+
+"'Tried?' said he. 'Why, you won't be tried for months.'
+
+"My heart sank right down into my boots.
+
+"'Don't be a fool!' he went on. 'Here you are, sick and in prison, and
+if you don't raise money to get a bondsman you'll stay here a long time.
+You might die. And if you assign that claim to me, I have a pull with
+the Judge and I'll have you out by supper-time.'
+
+"'I guess I'll wait awhile,' said I.
+
+"'Think it over, anyway. Now I tell you what I'll do. To-morrow you go
+up for pleading. You have to say whether you are guilty or not guilty.
+I'll act as your lawyer and see you through that part of it for nothing,
+and then if you still don't want to assign the claim, why, you can do
+as you choose.'
+
+"That seemed fair enough, so I agreed. I spent another night in the
+cells, and next day about thirty of us were taken across the bridge into
+the court-room. One by one we were led up to the bar, and the clerk
+asked us were we guilty or not guilty. The ones that said they were
+guilty went off to Sing Sing or Blackwell's Island. It scared the life
+out of me. I was afraid that I might not be able to say 'not,' and so
+get sent off too, but pretty soon I saw my lawyer.
+
+"'P. Llewellyn Riggs!'
+
+"Up jumped Mr. Lawyer and says, 'Not guilty.'
+
+"'What day?' asked the clerk.
+
+"'The 21st,' says Mr. Lawyer.
+
+"I was dumb for a minute.
+
+"'Look here,' I whispered. 'To-day's only the first--that's three
+weeks.'
+
+"'Keep quiet,' shouted an officer, and gave me a punch in the back.
+
+"'It's all right,' whispered Mr. Lawyer. 'It's only a form.' And they
+hustled me out back to the Tombs.
+
+"I didn't hear anything all that day or the next. It seemed as if I
+should go mad. But at last I was notified that my lawyer was there
+again, and down I went glad enough for the change. By that time I was
+feeling pretty seedy.
+
+"'Well, young man,' said he, 'can we do business?'
+
+"'That depends,' I answered.
+
+"'Come, no fooling, now; if you want to get out, give me an assignment
+of your claim.'
+
+"'Never,' I replied.
+
+"'Then to h---- with you!' he shouted; 'you can rot here alone and try
+your case by yourself, and I hope you'll get twenty years.'
+
+"I almost sank through the floor. Twenty years!"
+
+Riggs had become quite dramatic, and was again leaning forward looking
+me straight in the eyes.
+
+"Well, I stood fast, and he cursed me out and left me, and I began to
+feel that after all maybe I was a fool. I hadn't let my wife know where
+I was, but now I wrote to her, and she came right down and comforted me.
+A brave little woman she is, too. And what was more, she said that a
+nice young lawyer had just moved into our house and had the flat below,
+and she would go and get him.
+
+"So next morning--I had been in there a week--the young lawyer came. I
+liked him from the start. When I told him my first lawyer's name he just
+leaned back and laughed.
+
+"'Old Todd?' he says; 'why, he's the worst robber in the outfit. If he
+had gotten that assignment he'd have let you lie here forever and been
+in Paris by this time. You're a lucky man,' says he.
+
+"Well, I thought so too, and laughed with him.
+
+"'But,' he continued, 'you're in an embarrassing position. You can't get
+out without money, and you can't collect your claim. You'll have to
+assign it to someone. You can't assign it to your wife. That wouldn't be
+valid. Haven't you got some friend?'
+
+"'I'm afraid not,' said I.
+
+"'That's unfortunate,' he remarked, looking out where the window ought
+to be. 'Very unfortunate. I might lend you a couple of hundred myself,'
+he added. 'I will, too!'
+
+"The blood jumped right up in my throat.'
+
+"'God bless you!' said I, 'you're a true friend!'
+
+"He laid his hand on my shoulder.
+
+"'You're in hard luck, old man, but you're going to win out. I'll stand
+by you. Here's a five. I'll go out and get the rest right off.'
+
+"Then all of a sudden I began to feel like a king. I could see myself in
+a new suit, having a bottle up at the Haymarket. I realized that I was a
+twenty-thousand-dollar millionaire. And just to show my chest, I said:
+
+"'Why, you're an honest man and a true friend. You take my claim and go
+and collect it this afternoon,' says I.
+
+"'No,' he hesitated, 'it's too much responsibility. I'll trust you for
+the money and you can pay me afterward.'
+
+"But with that, ass that I was, I fell to begging him to take the claim,
+and saying he must take it, just to show he believed I trusted him; and
+so after a while he reluctantly yielded and filled out a paper, and I
+signed it and got in the warden as a witness, and he rose to go.
+
+"'Well, till this afternoon,' says he.
+
+"'_Au revoir_,' I laughed, 'get yourself a bottle of wine for me,' says
+I. And off he goes.
+
+"As I passed back to the cells, who should I see beside the door but my
+old lawyer.
+
+"I shook my fist in his face.
+
+"'You old robber,' I says, 'we'll see if I can't get along without you!'
+
+"He sneered in my face.
+
+"'Oh, you ---- fool!' says he, 'you poor, poor, ----, ---- fool!'
+
+"Then he was gone. So I went back to the cell, and sang and whistled and
+figured on where I should take my little Flossie for dinner. I waited
+and waited. Six o'clock, and no word. Then I began to get nervous.
+
+"'You poor, poor, ----, ---- fool!'
+
+"The words rang around in my cell. Then something sort of gave inside. I
+knew I'd been robbed, and I yelled and shook the bars of the door and
+tried to get out. I cried for Flossie. The keepers came and told me to
+keep still; but I was plump crazy, and kept on yelling until everything
+got black and I fainted."
+
+"And your lawyer never came back?"
+
+"He never came back!" Riggs exclaimed. "He never came back! I've been
+robbed! I'm a poor ---- fool, just as Todd said I was." Riggs burst into
+maudlin tears.
+
+I gave him what consolation I could, and promised thoroughly to
+investigate his story.
+
+The keeper and Riggs arose in unison, the same urbane smile that had
+previously illuminated the countenance of the latter restored.
+
+"You couldn't manage to let me have a handful of cigars, could you?" he
+whispered. I gave him all I had. His cheek was irresistible. I would
+have given him my watch had he intimated a desire for it.
+
+Then I called up the Custom-house.
+
+"Paid?" came back the voice of the United States District Attorney. "Of
+course not. The claim is worthless until the diamond is sold; and,
+anyway, such an assignment as you describe is invalid under our
+statutes. You had better execute a revocation, however, and place it on
+file here. Yes, I'll look out for the matter."
+
+One day, about a week later, I was informed that Riggs had been
+convicted of assault, and sentenced to a year's imprisonment on
+Blackwell's Island. A jury of his peers had apparently proved less
+credulous than myself.
+
+Many strange epistles from his place of confinement now reached me,
+hinting of terrible abuses, starvation, oppression, extortion. He was
+still the victim of a conspiracy--this time of prison guards and fellow
+convicts. He prayed for an opportunity to lay the facts before the
+authorities. I threw the letters aside. It was clear he possessed a
+powerful imagination, and yet his tale of the discovery of the diamond
+had been absolutely true. Well, let the law take its course.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A year later a jovial-looking person called at my office, and I
+recognized my old friend Riggs in a new brown derby hat and checked
+suit.
+
+After shaking hands warmly, he presented me with a card reading:
+
+ P. LLEWELLYN RIGGS,
+ Private Detective,
+ -- Broadway.
+
+"Yes," he explained in answer to my surprised expression, "I've gone
+into the detective business. My unfortunate conviction is only a sort of
+advertisement, you know, and then I was the victim of an outrageous
+conspiracy!"
+
+"But," said I, "I thought you were going to retire on the proceeds of
+the diamond."
+
+"Why, haven't you heard?" he replied. "I gave my wife an assignment of
+the claim with a power of attorney, and when the diamond was sold she
+ran away."
+
+"Ran away?"
+
+"Yes; she took a friend of mine with her. But I shall find her--just as
+I did the diamond!" He struck a Sherlock Holmes attitude. "By the way,
+if you should ever want any detective work done you'll remember----"
+
+"I am not likely to forget," I answered, "the victim of one of the most
+remarkable conspiracies in history."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Meantime the Mexicans were tried, convicted, and sent to prison. The
+jewels themselves were duly made the subject of condemnation
+proceedings, and whoso peruseth The Federal Reporter for the year 1901
+may read thereof under the title "The United States _vs._ One Diamond
+Pendant and Two Ear-rings." They were, so to speak, tried, properly
+convicted, and sold to the highest bidder. The Mexicans are still
+serving out their time. One turned state's evidence, stating that he was
+a musician and had won the love of a beautiful señorita in the city of
+Mexico who had given him the gems to sell in order that they might have
+money upon which to marry. He also protested that his sweetheart had
+inherited them from her mother.
+
+Inside the cover of the old red case is printed in gold letters:
+
+ LA ESMERALDA.
+
+ F. CAUSER ZIHY & CO., Mexico and Paris.
+
+And a faintly scented piece of violet note-paper lies beneath the double
+lining, containing, in a woman's hand, this:
+
+ The diamond necklace is from Maximilian's crown, the
+ Emperor of Mexico. The centre stone has thirty-three
+ and seven-tenths carats, and the eighteen surrounding
+ it no less than one each. The diamond ring, the stone
+ thereof, was in Maximilian's ring at the time he was
+ shot.
+
+But that is all; there is nothing to tell what hand snatched the jewels
+from the lifeless fingers of the dead Emperor, or who purloined the
+necklace from the royal household.
+
+In a dusty compartment on my desk there lies a brown manila envelope,
+and sometimes, when the day's work is over and I have glanced for the
+last time across the court-yard of the Tombs at the clock tower on the
+New York Life Building, I take it out and idly read the press story of
+the famous diamond. And there rises dimly before me the pathetic scene
+at Queretaro where a brave and good man met his death, and I wonder if
+perchance there is any truth in the superstition that some stones carry
+ill-luck with them. But it is a far cry from the Emperor of Mexico to a
+New York bill-poster.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Dockbridge threw the manuscript on his desk and lit a cigarette.
+
+"Is that all?" asked the lank deputy, stretching himself. "I thought it
+was going to have some sort of a plot."
+
+"It's a pretty good story," said the chief of staff. "Have you really
+got any clippings?"
+
+"I think it's rotten!" remarked Bob.
+
+"Well, it's every word of it true, anyway," muttered Dockbridge.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Extradition
+
+
+I
+
+"Dockbridge," said the District Attorney, coming hurriedly out of his
+office, "I've got to send you to Seattle. We've just located Andrews
+there--Sam Andrews of the Boodle Bank. One of Barney Conville's cases,
+you remember. Here's the Governor's requisition. Barney's down in
+Ecuador, so McGinnis of the Central Office will go out to make the
+arrest; but I must have someone to look after the legal end of it--to
+fight any writ of _habeas corpus_--and handle the extradition
+proceedings. They might get around a mere policeman, so I'm going to ask
+you to attend to it. The trip won't be unpleasant, and the auditor will
+give you a check for your expenses. Remember, now--your job is to _bring
+Andrews back_!"
+
+He handed his assistant a bulky document bedecked with seals and
+ribbons, and closed the door. Dockbridge gazed blankly after his
+energetic chief.
+
+"Oh, certainly, certainly! Don't mention it! _Delighted_, I'm sure!
+Thank you so much!" he exclaimed with polite sarcasm. Then he turned
+ferociously to a silent figure sitting behind the railing. "Sudden, eh?
+Don't even ask me if it's convenient! Exiles me for two months! Just
+drop over to Bombay and buy him a package of cigarettes! Or run across
+to Morocco and pick up Perdicaris, like a good fellow! Don't you regard
+him as a trifle _inconsequent_?"
+
+Conville's side partner McGinnis, a gigantic Irishman with
+extraordinarily long arms and huge hands, climbed disjointedly to his
+feet.
+
+"_In_-consequence, is it, Mister Dockbridge?" The words came in a gentle
+roar from the altitudes of his towering form. "Sure, the
+_in_-consequence of it is that we're to have the pleasure of travellin'
+togither." He looked big enough to swing the little Assistant lightly
+upon one shoulder and stride nimbly across the continent with him.
+
+"An iligant thrip it will be! I'm only regretful I can't take me wife
+along wid me."
+
+Pat's matrimonial troubles were the common property of the entire force.
+The only person totally unconscious of their existence was McGinnis
+himself. His lady, the daughter of fat ex-Detective-Sergeant O'Halloran,
+made one think inevitably of the small bird that travels through life
+roosting on the shoulder of the African buffalo. His domestic life would
+have been one of wild excitement for the average citizen, but McGinnis
+had a blind and unwavering faith in the perfection of his spouse.
+Conceive, however, his surprise when the Assistant District Attorney
+suddenly smote him sharply in the abdomen, and shouted:
+
+"I'll do it!"
+
+"Phwat?" ejaculated Pat.
+
+"Take _my_ wife!"
+
+"Yez have none, ye spalpeen!"
+
+"I'll have one by to-morrow!"
+
+"An' is it Miss Peggy ye mane?"
+
+"No other. The county pays part of the bills. I'll make this my wedding
+trip!"
+
+"God save us, Mr. Dockbridge!" gasped McGinnis. "Ain't he the little
+divel!" he added to himself delightedly.
+
+Peggy had at first opposed strenuously Jack's proposition. The idea of
+going on one's honeymoon with a policeman! Yes, it was all right to
+combine business and pleasure on occasion, but one did not usually
+associate business with marriage--at least she hoped she did not--for
+Jack Dockbridge knew he hadn't a cent, and neither had she. He explained
+guardedly that that was the principal reason in favor of the plan. They
+would have part of their expenses paid.
+
+Peggy, being a New Englander, acknowledged the force of the argument but
+pointed out that there was still the policeman.
+
+Then Dockbridge pictured the West in glowing colors. Why, there were so
+many bad men out there, one actually needed a body-guard. Had she never
+heard of the Nagle case? What, not heard of the Nagle case, and she
+going to marry a lawyer! A newly married pair could not travel alone,
+unprotected.
+
+Peggy said he was a fraud, an unadulterated fraud--an unabashed liar!
+Still, she had those furs that had belonged to her mother. She admitted,
+also, wondering what the Rockies were like. If she did not marry him
+now, how long would he be gone? Six months?
+
+Jack explained that he might be killed by Indians or desperadoes. In
+that case the wisdom of her course would undoubtedly be apparent. She
+could then marry someone else. But that was the reason a policeman would
+be desirable. And then he was only a sort of policeman himself, anyway.
+One more would make little difference. In the end they were married.
+
+
+II
+
+It was a gay little party of three that left Montreal for Vancouver the
+following Saturday. The red-headed Patrick pruned his speech and proved
+himself a most entertaining comrade, as he recounted his adventures in
+securing the return of divers famous criminals under the difficult
+process of extradition. He had brought safely back "Red" McIntosh from
+New Orleans, and Trelawney, the English forger, from Quebec; had
+captured "Strong Arm" Moore in St. Louis, and been an important figure
+in the old Manhattan Bank cases. He insisted on addressing Dockbridge as
+"Judge," and introducing him to all strangers as "me distinguished
+frind, the Disthrick Attorney av Noo York."
+
+There were few passengers for the West, and the triumvirate easily
+became friendly with the conductors, brakemen, and engine hands upon the
+various divisions. The trip itself proved one unalloyed delight. Peggy
+sat for hours spellbound at the windows as the train sang along the
+frozen rails around the ice-bound shores of Superior and through the
+snow-mantled forests of Ontario. Sometimes the three in furs and
+mufflers clung to the reverberating platform of the end car watching
+the diminishing track, or held their breath in the swaying cab as the
+engine thundered through the drifts of Manitoba and Assiniboia toward
+Moose Jaw, Calgary, and the Rockies.
+
+In the monotonous hours across the frozen prairie Peggy learned all the
+mysteries of the throttle, the magic of the reversing gear, the
+pressure-valve and the brakes, and once, when there was a clear track
+for a hundred miles, the driver, with his perspiring brow and frosty
+back, allowed her slender fingers to guide the dangerous steed. For an
+hour he stood behind her as she opened and closed the valve, pulled the
+whistle at his direction, and slackened on the curves. She was
+undeniably pretty. The driver had been stuck on a girl that looked a bit
+like her out on the Edmonton run. He opined loudly that by the time they
+reached Vancouver Peggy could send her along about as well as he could
+himself. He repeated this emphatically, with much blasphemy, to the
+fireman.
+
+Peggy lived in an ecstasy of happiness. At odd moments she perused
+diligently her husband's copy of "Moore on Extradition." She didn't
+intend to be the man of the family--she was too sensible for that--but
+she saw no reason why a woman should not know something about her
+husband's profession, particularly when it was as exciting a one as
+Jack's.
+
+Four days brought them within sight of the mountains, and the next
+morning, when they stopped for water, the whole range of the Canadian
+Rockies lay around and above them, their virgin summits sparkling in the
+winter sun.
+
+"Glad you came, Peg?" shouted Dockbridge, hurling a feather-weight
+snowball in her direction as she stood on the platform in silent wonder
+at the scene.
+
+She answered only with a deep inspiration of the dry, cold air.
+
+"Shure, ain't we all av us?" inquired McGinnis lighting his pipe. "Say,
+this beats th' Bowery. Th' Tenderloin ain't in it wid this. I'd loike to
+camp right here for the rest of me days!"
+
+There was something so unlikely in this, since, apart from the
+mountains, the only visible object in the landscape was a watering-tank,
+that they all laughed.
+
+Up they climbed into the glistening teeth of the divide, clearing at
+last the first Titanic bulwark, now in the darkness of Stygian tunnels,
+now bathed in glittering ether, until, sweeping down past the whole
+magnificent range of the Selkirks, they dropped into the boisterous
+cañon of the Fraser, and knew that their journey was drawing to a close.
+
+The blue shadows of morning melted into the breathless splendor of high
+noon upon the summit of the world, then, reappearing, faded to purple,
+azure, gray, until the blazing sun sank in an iridescent line of burning
+crests. Night fell again, and the stars crowded down upon them like
+myriads of flickering lamps, while the moon swung in and out behind the
+giant peaks.
+
+"Shure, 'tis a sad thing we can't ride in a train, drawin' th' county's
+money foriver!" sighed McGinnis as the sunset died over the foaming
+rapids.
+
+"Ah, but we've work to do, Pat!" answered Peggy. "You mustn't forget Sam
+Andrews and the Boodle Bank. There's fame and fortune waiting for us."
+
+On the run down the coast they held a council of war. Pat was to
+continue on to Seattle and arrest the fugitive, while Jack and Peggy
+hastened to Olympia to secure the Governor's recognition of their
+credentials and his warrant for the deliverance of Andrews to the
+representatives of the State of New York.
+
+The Governor, a short, fat man, with a black beard, proved unexpectedly
+tractable, and not only issued the warrant, but invited them both to
+lunch. It developed that he had graduated from Jack's college. Oh, yes,
+he knew Andrews! Not a bad sort at all. One of those fellows that under
+pressure of circumstances had technically violated the law, but a
+perfect gentleman. Of course he had to honor their requisition, but he
+was really sorry to see such a decent fellow as Andrews placed under
+arrest. He was sure that Sam would take the affair in the proper spirit
+and return with them voluntarily. You must not be too hard on people!
+Everybody committed crime--inadvertently. There were so many statutes
+that you never knew when you were stepping over the line. He frankly
+sympathized with the fugitive, although obliged officially to assist
+them. You could not help feeling that way about a man you always dined
+with at the club. Well, the law was the law. He hoped they would have a
+pleasant trip back. He must return himself to the Council Chamber to a
+blasted hearing--a delegation of confounded Chinese merchants.
+
+They took the train for Seattle, highly elated. They found McGinnis,
+together with the prisoner and his lawyer, awaiting them at The
+Ranier-Grand. Andrews proved to be another stout man, with a brown beard
+and a pair of genial gray eyes. As the Governor had stated, it was clear
+that he was a perfect gentleman. He apologized for bringing his lawyer.
+It was only, they would understand, to make sure that his arrest was
+entirely legal. He had no intention of attempting to retard or thwart
+their purpose in any way. Of course, the whole thing was unfortunate in
+many respects, but that he should be desired in New York to unravel the
+complicated affairs of the bank was only natural. Everything could be
+easily explained, and, in the meantime, the only thing to do was to
+return with them as quickly as possible. Altogether he was very charming
+and entirely convincing. He hoped they would not consider him presuming
+if he suggested that a few days in Seattle would prove interesting to
+them; there was so much that was beautiful in the way of scenery of easy
+access; and in the meantime he could get his affairs in shape a little.
+
+Peggy thought that was a splendid idea. It would be mean to take Mr.
+Andrews away without giving him a chance to say good-by to his friends,
+and she wanted to see Victoria and Esquimault, and Tacoma. While Mr.
+Andrews (in charge of McGinnis) was arranging his business matters, she
+and Jack could do the sights. In the meantime they could all live
+together at the hotel, and no one need know that Mr. Andrews was under
+arrest at all. Jack saw no harm in this, and neither did McGinnis.
+Andrews was politely grateful. It was most kind of them to treat him
+with such courtesy. He hastened to assure them they would not have any
+reason to regret so doing.
+
+Two days passed. The Dockbridges wearied themselves with sight-seeing,
+while Andrews busied himself with arrangements to depart. The favorable
+impression made by the prisoner upon his captors had steadily increased,
+and in a short time they found themselves regarding him in the light of
+a most agreeable companion whom fate had thrown in their way.
+
+"And now for New York!" exclaimed Jack, lighting his cigar, as they sat
+around the dinner-table on the evening of the third day after their
+arrival in Seattle. "How shall we go--Northern Pacific, Union, or The
+Short Line and across on The Rock Island?"
+
+"Divel a bit do I care," answered Pat comfortably from behind an
+enormous Manuel Garcia Extravaganza, tendered him by Mr. Andrews. "Th'
+longer th' better, suits _me_. 'Tis the county pays me, an' I loike
+ridin' in the cars down to th' ground."
+
+"What is the prettiest way, Mr. Andrews?" inquired Peggy, "You know the
+country. Where would we see the most mountains?"
+
+Had it not been for the thick clouds of cigar smoke, they would have
+noticed the flash of Andrews' gray eyes which so quickly died away. He
+hesitated a moment, as if giving the matter the consideration it
+deserved.
+
+"There's practically no choice," he replied at length, knocking the ash
+from his cigar. "They're all lovely at this time of year. The Rock
+Island route is longer, but perhaps it is the more interesting." He
+paused doubtfully, then resumed his cigar.
+
+But Peggy, who at the thought of the trip had become all eagerness, had
+observed his manner.
+
+"You were going to add something, Mr. Andrews; what was it?"
+
+Andrews smiled. "Oh, nothing! I was about to say that if it wasn't such
+a tough journey you might go back by the Northern Montana and connect
+with the Soo. It's a magnificent trip in summer, but I dare say pretty
+cold in winter. Wonderful scenery, though."
+
+"Let's go!" exclaimed Peggy. "That's what we are after--scenery! I don't
+care if it _is_ cold. I've got my furs. Montana, you say? And the Soo?
+That sounds like Indians. What do you say, Jack?"
+
+"Oh, I don't mind!" answered her husband. "Andrews knows best. He's been
+that way. Sure, if you say so."
+
+Andrews hid a smile by lighting another cigar.
+
+[Illustration: He hesitated a moment as if giving the matter the
+consideration it deserved.]
+
+
+III
+
+All day long the snow had been falling steadily in big, fluffy flakes.
+The heavy train ploughed through dense pine-clad ravines, beside
+torrents buried far below the snow, under sheds into whose inky
+blackness the engine plunged as into the bowels of the earth, across
+vibrating trestles, and up grades that seemed never-ending, where the
+driving-wheels slipped and ground ineffectually, then clutched the
+sanded rails and slowly forged onward. For two days it had been thus,
+and from the windows only the gently falling, ever-falling snow met the
+eye. Heavy clouds shrouded the shoulders of the mountains, and the
+gorges between them were choked with mist. And onward, upward, always
+upward groaned the train.
+
+Inside Jack's compartment in the first Pullman sat the four members of
+our party playing cards, now on the best of terms. They had long since
+given up condoling upon the weather, and had settled down to making the
+best of it with cards, chess-board, and books. Between McGinnis and the
+prisoner flowed an unending stream of anecdotes and adventures. It could
+not be denied that the erstwhile bank president was a man of much
+culture and wide reading. He had studied for the bar, and from time to
+time astounded Dockbridge by the acuteness of his mental processes. This
+was the afternoon of the second day, and they were just completing their
+thirteenth rubber of whist.
+
+The snow fell thicker as the light waned; soon the lamps were lighted
+and the shades were drawn. The through passengers on the train were few,
+and the good-natured conductor had adopted the party for the trip.
+
+"We're 'most at the top o' the pass," he remarked, as he paused to
+inspect Jack's hand over his shoulder. "Should ha' made it an hour ago
+but for this blank snow. I never saw it so thick. Too bad you've missed
+the whole range, and to-morrow morning we'll be at Souris, and then
+nothin' but prairie all across Dakota. When you wake up, the
+mountains'll be two hundred miles west of you. Hard luck!"
+
+"My trick," said Andrews. "What's that, conductor? Souris to-morrow
+morning? Any stops to-night?"
+
+"Nope; clear down-hill track all the way. There's a flag station an hour
+beyond the divide--Ferguson's Gulch, and sometimes we stop for water at
+Red River. There's no regular station there, and Jim wants to make up
+time, so I reckon we'll make the run without stoppin'. Are you folks
+ready for dinner?"
+
+The strain on the wheels suddenly relaxed, and it seemed as though the
+whole train sighed with relief. Ahead, the engine gave a succession of
+quick snorts, as if rejoicing at once more reaching a level. The train
+gathered head-way.
+
+"She's over the divide," announced the conductor, taking a bite from the
+plug of tobacco carefully wrapped in his red silk handkerchief. "Now Jim
+can let her run."
+
+"What do you call the divide?" asked Peggy.
+
+"The Lower Kootenay," he answered. "Oh, it's great here in summer!
+Finest thing in Canada, in my opinion."
+
+"In Canada!" exclaimed Dockbridge, with a start. "What do you mean? Are
+we in Canada?"
+
+"You've been in Canada since three o'clock," was the reply. "We cross
+the lower left-hand corner of Alberta--look on the map there in the
+folder. After makin' the divide we drop right back into Montana. They
+couldn't cross the Rockies at this point without leavin' the States for
+a few miles."
+
+The conductor arose and unfolded the map.
+
+"Ye see, here's where we leave Clarke Fork, then we skirt this range,
+turn north, followin' that river there, the north branch of the
+Flathead, and so over the line; then we turn and jam right through the
+range. Two hours from now you'll be back in the old U.S."
+
+Dockbridge had started to his feet and was staring intently at the map.
+It was only too true. They were in Canada. _In Canada!_ And they were
+holding their prisoner without due process of law! The warrant of the
+Governors of New York and Washington were valueless in his Majesty's
+Dominion. Did Andrews know? Jack pretended to study the map before him
+and glanced furtively across the table. Pat was scowling ferociously at
+the cards before him, and Andrews was lighting a cigarette. Apparently
+he had heard nothing--or had paid no attention to what the conductor was
+saying. With his brain in a whirl Dockbridge folded up the time-table
+and handed it back.
+
+"Well, I'm getting ravenous," he remarked.
+
+Just then the porter appeared from the direction of the buffet carrying
+their evening meal.
+
+"Same here," echoed Andrews.
+
+For an hour or more they lingered over the table, Andrews seeming in
+unusually good spirits. Dockbridge ceased to feel any uneasiness. He
+realized how easily he might have been trapped, but no harm was done in
+the present instance, for the minute section of Alberta which they
+traversed offered no opportunities for the securing of any legal process
+by which their prisoner could be released. Again, Andrews had not urged
+the route upon them; that had been Peggy's doing. And, moreover, was he
+not returning with them of his own free-will? No, it was absurd to have
+been so upset at such a trifling matter.
+
+"What do you say to some more whist? You and I'll be partners this time,
+Andrews."
+
+The things were cleared from the table and they began again. The speed
+of the train seemed to have increased, and the cars swayed from side to
+side as they sped down the grade. Peggy raised the shade and looked out.
+The pane was plastered with an ever-changing, kaleidoscopic crust of
+flakes that spat against it, dropped, clogged against the others, and
+sagged downward in a dense mass toward the sash. At the top of the glass
+the storm could be seen whirling down its myriads outside.
+
+"What a night!" she ejaculated, as she pulled down the shade.
+
+At that moment came a prolonged wail from the engine, followed by the
+quick clutch of the brakes. The wheels groaned and creaked, and the
+passengers tossed forward in their seats. Again the whistle shrieked.
+The train, carried onward by its momentum, ground its wheels against the
+brakes which strove to hold them back. Gradually they came to a
+stand-still.
+
+The conductor rushed toward the door, and a brakeman hurried through
+with a lantern.
+
+"Ferguson's Gulch!" he shouted as he ran by. "Must ha' signalled us!"
+
+Dockbridge's heart dropped a beat, and he glanced apprehensively toward
+Andrews. The latter was smiling, but the hand that held his cigar
+trembled a very little.
+
+"You're young yet, Dockbridge," he remarked, with slightly tremulous
+sarcasm. "There are one or two things still for you to learn. One of
+them is that a United States warrant is useless in Canada. You hadn't
+thought of that, eh?"
+
+"_Warrant_ is it? Shure this is all the warrant _I_ want," replied Pat,
+snapping a shining Colt from his pocket. "Plaze don't git excited, me
+frind. P'r'aps ye don't know it all, yerself. Wan move, an' I'll put six
+holes in yer carcus!"
+
+Dockbridge grasped Peggy by the arm and drew her breathless to her feet.
+"What is it? What is it?" she gasped, clinging to him in the aisle. Jack
+reached over and released the shade. Outside in the darkness red lights
+swung to and fro. A blast of icy air poured into the car from the open
+door. He hurried out into the vestibule. The storm was sweeping by
+swiftly and silently, and absurdly the motto of his old bicycle club
+flashed into his mind, "Volociter et silenter." The lamp above his head
+threw a yellow circle against the vast night. He stumbled down the steps
+and clung to the rail, putting his head into the sleet. It stung his
+face like the tentacles of a sea-monster. In the foreground stood the
+conductor, already white with the snow, his lantern swinging to leeward
+in the wind, shouting to a man on horseback. Four other mounted figures,
+their steeds facing the blast, marked the point where the light ended
+and the night began again. Three train hands, each with a lantern, paced
+to and fro beside the car. Ahead could be heard the coughing of the
+engine. The man on horseback waved his hand in the direction of the
+train, flung himself heavily to the ground, tossed the reins to one of
+the others, and strode toward the car.
+
+"Jones and Wilkes, hold the horses; Frazer and White, come along with
+me," he directed over his shoulder. He pushed by Dockbridge and climbed
+into the car. The conductor followed.
+
+"Where is the officer and his prisoner?" he demanded in a harsh voice.
+
+"Inside, your Honor," answered the conductor, shaking the snow from his
+coat. "This is Mr. Dockbridge, the District Attorney from New York."
+
+"Umph!" grunted the stranger. He was an immense man with a heavy
+jet-black beard and hair in thick curls all over his head. A
+broad-brimmed sombrero cast a deep shadow over his features, heightening
+their natural unpleasantness. Two of the others now jumped upon the
+platform and entered the car, and Dockbridge saw that they wore some
+kind of uniform and that the lining of their overcoats was red. Peggy
+cowered to one side as the three strangers forced their way by her and
+paused at the door of the compartment.
+
+"Is Mr. Andrews here?" inquired the one whom the others addressed as
+Judge.
+
+"I am Mr. Andrews. This is the officer who holds me in custody."
+
+The Judge turned to one of his followers.
+
+"Serve him!" he growled.
+
+The one addressed took from beneath his coat a bundle of papers, and
+selecting one, handed it to McGinnis, who let it fall to the floor
+without a word.
+
+"Put up that pistol!" continued the Judge.
+
+At this moment Dockbridge, who had listened as if dazed to the colloquy,
+now mastered sufficient courage to assert himself.
+
+"Here! what's all this?" he exclaimed in as determined a manner as he
+could manage to assume. "What are you doing in my compartment with your
+wet feet? Who the devil are you, anyway?" He squeezed by his huge
+antagonist and took his stand by McGinnis.
+
+The conductor and the majority of the train hands had crowded into the
+passageway and filled the door with their dripping and astonished faces.
+The officer handed another paper to Dockbridge.
+
+"This is Judge Peters, sir; and this paper is a writ of _habeas corpus_
+returnable forthwith, sir," said the man.
+
+Dockbridge glanced at the paper and saw that the officer's statement was
+correct. The paper was a writ ordering him to produce the body of Samuel
+Andrews before the Honorable Elijah Peters, Judge of the Supreme Court
+of Alberta, _forthwith_, and show cause why said Andrews should not be
+set at liberty. He was trapped. It could not be denied.
+
+"Is this Judge Peters?" he inquired politely of the man with the black
+beard, who had taken off his hat and seated himself upon the sofa.
+
+"I am," returned the other curtly. "And I now pronounce this car a
+court, and direct you to release your prisoner as detained by you
+without lawful authority."
+
+He leaned forward and shook his finger threateningly at McGinnis. "Put
+up that pistol!"
+
+McGinnis looked at Dockbridge.
+
+"Put it up, Pat," directed the latter. "There's no occasion for
+pistols." He winked at Peggy. "Pardon my lack of courtesy in addressing
+you, Judge Peters, when you first entered. I was unaware, of course, to
+whom it was that I spoke."
+
+The Judge shrugged his shoulders deprecatingly.
+
+"I'm naturally taken somewhat by surprise, and hardly feel that I can do
+justice to my own position in the matter at such short notice. However,
+as the court is now in session, I can only ask the privilege of arguing
+the matter before your Honor. If I might be permitted to do so, I would
+suggest that the hearing take place in some larger space than this
+compartment, in which my wife desires speedily to retire." He looked
+inquiringly toward the Court.
+
+"That's right, Jedge," spoke up the conductor. "Don't keep the lady out
+of her room. You can hold court in the baggage-car."
+
+The black-bearded man grumblingly arose to his feet, leaving a large
+pool of water in the middle of the floor.
+
+"As you choose. Bring along the prisoner, and be quick about it. I've
+got to ride fifteen miles to-night."
+
+The crowd streamed down the aisle and into the baggage-car in front.
+McGinnis followed with Andrews.
+
+"Shall I come along, Jack?" whispered his wife.
+
+"No, stay here. I'm afraid we're beaten. I shall only spar for time, and
+try to invent some way out of it."
+
+Peggy sadly watched his disappearing form. What a disgusting anticlimax!
+She reviled herself for being the one who had forced the selection of
+the Montana route. It was all her fault. When a man's married his
+troubles begin! Jack would lose his job, and then where would they be?
+She had gotten him into the fix, and now she would do her best to get
+him out of it. She threw on his fur coat and cap and followed into the
+baggage-car. The Judge had seated himself on a trunk. Jack stood at his
+right with the warrant in his hand. A single lantern cast a fitful glare
+over the two, around whom crowded the passengers and train hands. Peggy
+heard her husband's somewhat immature voice stating the circumstances of
+the wreck of the Boodle Bank. The Judge seemed not uninterested. The
+crowd was getting larger every moment. Passengers kept coming in in
+every kind of dishabille, and last of all the engineer and fireman
+entered by the forward door. Outside, the huge engine hissed and
+throbbed as if impatient of the delay. Peggy slipped unseen behind a
+pile of trunks, snapped the big padlock through the staples of the
+door, then, hurrying back to the compartment, rummaged until she found
+Jack's box of cigars. Arming herself with these and with her copy of
+"Moore on Extradition," she made her way back to the baggage-car.
+
+"Yes, yes, I know all that!" the Judge was saying. "But that's all
+immaterial. It ain't what he did. It's what right you've got to hold him
+in the Dominion of Canada on a warrant from a governor of one of the
+United States. Show me that, or I'll discharge the prisoner here and
+now."
+
+"Excuse me, please," exclaimed Peggy, forcing her way through the throng
+into the open space under the lamp, "I thought you might like to smoke.
+Lawyers all like to smoke."
+
+There was an immediate response from the Court.
+
+"Well, I don't care if I do," remarked the Judge more genially.
+"Confounded cold out there in the snow waiting for the train. Thank y'."
+
+He handed back the box, and Peggy passed it to the engineer and told him
+to "send it along." Then she whispered in her husband's ear:
+
+"Read him that chapter on 'International Relations.' Keep it going for
+ten minutes, and we'll win out, yet. I've got a scheme."
+
+Dockbridge took the book, opened it deliberately, and lighted a cigar
+for himself. Peggy pushed back through the spectators to the
+sleeping-car. Only a solitary brakeman remained outside in the snow,
+stamping and swinging his arms.
+
+"Halloo, Mr. Sanders," said Peggy, "you ought to go in and hear the
+argument. They're having a regular smoke talk. It's so thick I can't
+breathe. They're giving away cigars. I should think you would freeze."
+
+"Well, I'm froze already," answered Sanders. "I reckon I'll go in and
+hear the fun. Is that straight about the cigars?"
+
+"Of course it is," laughed Peggy, while Sanders climbed on board. The
+snow swept by in clouds as Peggy gave one glance at the retreating form
+of the brakeman, and jumped down into the night.
+
+
+IV
+
+The Judge threw back his burly form against the side of the car and
+exhaled a thick cloud of smoke.
+
+"Now, young feller, if you have any legal right to detain your prisoner,
+let's hear it. This court's goin' to adjourn in just ten minutes by the
+watch, and I reckon when it adjourns it'll take the prisoner with it."
+
+The spectators, who had seated themselves as best they could, looked
+expectantly toward the New Yorker.
+
+Jack arose, holding the book impressively before him. The gusts from the
+storm outside penetrated the cracks of the loosely hung sliding
+baggage-door and made the feeble lantern swing and flicker. The smoke
+from twenty cigars swirled round the ceiling. The conductor placed his
+own lantern on a trunk by Jack's side.
+
+"If the Court please," began Dockbridge, "while it's entirely true that
+no warrant issued out of a court of the United States or by a governor
+of one of the United States gives any jurisdiction over the person of a
+fugitive who is held in custody in the Dominion of Canada, it is
+nevertheless a fact that under the principle of comity between friendly
+nations the government of one will not interfere with an officer of
+another who is performing an official act under color of authority."
+["Sounds well," said Jack to himself, "but don't mean a blame thing."]
+"This principle is as old as the law itself, and is sustained by a long
+series of decisions in our international tribunals. The doctrine is
+clearly set forth by Grotius" ["that ought to nail him!"] "when he says:
+'No nation will voluntarily interfere with a duly authorized officer of
+another nation in the performance of his duty, whose act does not
+interfere with the functions of government of the other.'" He
+pronounced this balderdash with much solemnity and with great effect
+upon the assembled train hands. "Now, your Honor, I am a duly authorized
+officer of the State of New York, the same being at peace with the
+Dominion of Canada."
+
+"Bosh!" interrupted the Judge. "You're talkin' nonsense. I won't be made
+a fool of any longer. Prisoner discharged. This court stands adjourned,
+and, as I said, it is goin' to take the prisoner with----"
+
+A jerk of the train prevented the conclusion of his sentence. There came
+another pull from the engine, followed by a succession of violent puffs.
+The train started.
+
+"My God! The engine!" shouted the fireman, making a spring for the door.
+
+"Locked! Locked!" he yelled, and threw himself upon it. The conductor
+dived for the platform. The Judge started to his feet.
+
+"This is an infernal trick!" he cried. "Stop this train! D'ye hear? Stop
+this train at once!"
+
+But the train was gathering head-way every moment, and was fast dropping
+down the grade. A triumphant whistle shrilled through the night with a
+succession of short toots.
+
+"For God's sake, open the door!" gasped the engineer. "Get a crow-bar,
+somebody! We'll be going a hundred miles an hour inside of a minute!"
+But no crow-bar was to be found, and the door resisted all their
+efforts. On rushed the train, thundering down the pass, swaying around
+curves until the frightened occupants of the baggage-car clung to one
+another to retain their foothold, and every moment adding to its speed.
+The baggage-man threw open the side door. The night dashed by in a solid
+wall of white.
+
+"Damme! This is a crime!" roared the Judge. "I'm being kidnapped. Your
+Government shall be notified--if we're not all killed. Can't somebody
+stop this train? Do you hear? Stop it, I say!"
+
+For an instant Dockbridge had been as startled as the others. Then it
+came to him in one inspired moment. Peggy was on the engine! A series of
+whistles came across the tender.
+
+"Toot--toot--toot! Toot--toot--toot! Toot--toot--toot! Toot--toot!"--the
+old Harvard cheer that Peggy had heard echoing across the foot-ball
+field a hundred times.
+
+Of course! She was going to fetch them out of Canada, and then to
+thunder with all the judges of the Dominion! He began to laugh
+hysterically. On and on, faster and faster, rushed the train. The pallid
+faces of the passengers and crew stared strangely out of the blue haze.
+Breathless, each man struggled to keep his footing, momentarily
+expecting to be dashed into eternity. The minutes dragged as hours,
+until at last, from somewhere in the rear of the train, the fireman
+returned with a wrench, and throwing his whole weight upon the padlock,
+quickly snapped its staples. The door burst open, sending him flying
+headlong. Through the car poured a furious gust of wind and snow,
+blinding, suffocating, and into the midst of this jumped the engineer,
+and, clambering desperately upon the tender, disappeared.
+
+Perhaps it was the dimness of the light, but Andrews had suddenly begun
+to look white and old.
+
+At the same moment a red light flashed by alongside the track and the
+train roared across a suspension bridge without slackening speed.
+
+"Red River!" gasped the fireman, clambering to his feet.
+
+The blood leaped in Jack's veins. Red River! Then they were across the
+line. Peggy had won! God bless her! With a triumphant glance at the
+cowering Andrews, he turned upon the frightened crowd.
+
+"You can't beat the Yankee girl!" he shouted. "Judge, you're right.
+We've adjourned court, and are taking the prisoner with us--INTO THE
+UNITED STATES!"
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Transcriber's Note: In the original edition, the title of each story
+appeared twice, first on a page by itself in all capitals, followed by a
+blank page, and then on the first page of the story in title case. These
+duplicate titles have been deleted. The first title for "The
+Extraordinary Adventure of the Baron de Ville" appeared in a shortened
+form as "THE BARON DE VILLE". In the HTML version of this text, page
+numbers have been included only on those pages which originally
+contained them, not on blank pages or title pages.
+
+In "McAllister's Christmas", a quotation mark in front of "One as 'as
+white 'air" was deleted, and a second chapter V was renumbered as VI.
+
+In "The Governor-General's Trunk", "The head bagage-man nodded" was
+changed to "The head baggage-man nodded".
+
+In "The Golden Touch", missing quotation marks were added in front of
+"When the Colonel realized what it was all about" and "Oh, my leg!" and
+after "And it's worth what you ask--five thousand dollars?", "Where had
+he seen that fact?" was changed to "Where had he seen that face?", "that
+old VanVorst" was changed to "that old Van Vorst", and "VanVorst sat
+there" was changed to "Van Vorst sat there".
+
+In "McAllister's Data of Ethics", a quotation mark was removed after
+"his scented wife, and gilded chairs--".
+
+In "McAllister's Marriage", "Don' you want to show me the boy-horse" was
+changed to "Don't you want to show me the boy-horse".
+
+In "The Course of Justice", "slowyl arose" was changed to "slowly
+arose".
+
+In "The Maximilian Diamond", _"What day?" asked the clerk._ was changed
+to _"'What day?' asked the clerk._
+
+
+
+
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+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 337px;">
+<img src="images/cover.jpg" width="337" height="500" alt="cover" title="McALLISTER AND HIS DOUBLE ARTHUR TRAIN" />
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 329px;">
+<a name="img2" id="img2"></a><img src="images/image-2.jpg" width="329" height="500" alt="McAllister whispered sharply in his ear." title="" />
+</div>
+<p class="caption">McAllister whispered sharply in his ear. (<a href="#whisper">Page 68</a>.)</p>
+
+<hr class="wide" />
+
+<h1>McALLISTER<br />
+AND HIS DOUBLE</h1>
+
+<h2><span class="smalltext">BY</span><br />
+ARTHUR TRAIN</h2>
+
+<p class="center">ILLUSTRATED</p>
+
+<p class="center">CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS<br />
+NEW YORK:::::::::::::::::1905</p>
+
+<p class="center smalltext"><span class="smcap">Copyright, 1905, by</span><br />
+CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS</p>
+
+<p class="center smalltext">Published, September, 1905</p>
+
+<p class="center smalltext">TROW DIRECTORY<br />
+PRINTING AND BOOKBINDING COMPANY<br />
+NEW YORK</p>
+
+<hr class="wide" />
+
+<h2><a name="CONTENTS" id="CONTENTS"></a>CONTENTS</h2>
+
+<table class="figcenter" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="Table of Contents">
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname smalltext">&nbsp;</td>
+<td class="chappage smalltext">PAGE</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname">McAllister's Christmas</td>
+<td class="chappage"><a href="#McAllisters_Christmas">1</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname">The Baron de Ville</td>
+<td class="chappage"><a href="#The_Extraordinary_Adventure_of_the_Baron_de_Ville">53</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname">The Escape of Wilkins</td>
+<td class="chappage"><a href="#The_Escape_of_Wilkins">77</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname">The Governor-General's Trunk</td>
+<td class="chappage"><a href="#The_Governor-Generals_Trunk">113</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname">The Golden Touch</td>
+<td class="chappage"><a href="#The_Golden_Touch">141</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname">McAllister's Data of Ethics</td>
+<td class="chappage"><a href="#McAllisters_Data_of_Ethics">177</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname">McAllister's Marriage</td>
+<td class="chappage"><a href="#McAllisters_Marriage">205</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname">The Jailbird</td>
+<td class="chappage"><a href="#The_Jailbird">233</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname">In the Course of Justice</td>
+<td class="chappage"><a href="#In_the_Course_of_Justice">255</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname">The Maximilian Diamond</td>
+<td class="chappage"><a href="#The_Maximilian_Diamond">283</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="chapname">Extradition</td>
+<td class="chappage"><a href="#Extradition">311</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+
+<hr class="wide" />
+<h2><a name="ILLUSTRATIONS" id="ILLUSTRATIONS"></a>ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
+
+<table class="figcenter" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" summary="List of Illustrations">
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">McAllister whispered sharply in his ear</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img2"><i>Frontispiece</i></a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">&nbsp;</td>
+<td class="imgpage smalltext">FACING PAGE</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">"What do you know about it? I tell you it's all rot!"</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img3">6</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">"Throw up your hands!"</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img4">10</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">"Do you know who you've caught?"</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img5">16</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">"Merry Christmas, Fatty!"</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img6">24</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">"I think you've got Raffles whipped to a standstill."</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img7">64</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">"You think you're a sure winner. But I <i>know</i> you. I know your <i>face</i>."</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img8">88</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">"Wot do you want?" drawled the fat man, blinking at the lantern</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img9">102</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">"Who in thunder are <i>you</i>?"</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img10">110</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">Deftly tied the two ends of string around it</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img11">130</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">"Hands up, or I'll shoot!" yelled the detective, as a fat, wild-eyed individual sprung from within</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img12">136</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="imgname">He hesitated a moment as if giving the matter the consideration it deserved</td>
+<td class="imgpage"><a href="#img13">324</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+
+<hr class="wide" />
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="McAllisters_Christmas" id="McAllisters_Christmas"></a>McAllister's Christmas</h2>
+
+
+<h3 class="firstsection">I</h3>
+
+<p>McAllister was out of sorts. All the afternoon he had sat in the club
+window and watched the Christmas shoppers hurrying by with their
+bundles. He thanked God he had no brats to buy moo-cows and bow-wows
+for. The very nonchalance of these victims of a fate that had given them
+families irritated him. McAllister was a clubman, pure and simple; that
+is to say though neither simple nor pure, he was a clubman and nothing
+more. He had occupied the same seat by the same window during the
+greater part of his earthly existence, and they were the same seat and
+window that his father had filled before him. His select and exclusive
+circle called him "Chubby," and his five-and-forty years of terrapin and
+cocktails had given him a graceful rotundity of person that did not
+belie the name. They had also endowed him with a cheerful though
+somewhat florid countenance, and a permanent sense of well-being.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span>As the afternoon wore on and the pedestrians became fewer, McAllister
+sank deeper and deeper into gloom. The club was deserted. Everybody had
+gone out of town to spend Christmas with someone else, and the
+Winthrops, on whom he had counted for a certainty, had failed for some
+reason to invite him. He had waited confidently until the last minute,
+and now he was stranded, alone.</p>
+
+<p>It began to snow softly, gently. McAllister threw himself disconsolately
+into a leathern armchair by the smouldering logs on the six-foot hearth.
+A servant in livery entered, pulled down the shades, and after touching
+a button that threw a subdued radiance over the room, withdrew
+noiselessly.</p>
+
+<p>"Come back here, Peter!" growled McAllister. "Anybody in the club?"</p>
+
+<p>"Only Mr. Tomlinson, sir."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister swore under his breath.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," replied Peter.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister shot a quick glance at him.</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't say anything. You may go."</p>
+
+<p>This time Peter got almost to the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Er&mdash;Peter; ask Mr. Tomlinson if he will dine with me."</p>
+
+<p>Peter presently returned with the intelligence that Mr. Tomlinson would
+be delighted.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span>"Of course," grumbled McAllister to himself. "No one ever knew Tomlinson
+to refuse anything."</p>
+
+<p>He ordered dinner, and then took up an evening paper in which an effort
+had been made to conceal the absence of news by summarizing the
+achievements of the past year. Staring head-lines invited his notice to</p>
+
+<div class="centerbold">
+<p class="bigtext">A YEAR OF PROGRESS.</p>
+
+<hr class="thinner" />
+
+<p>What the Tenement-House Commission Has Accomplished.</p>
+
+<hr class="thinner" />
+
+<p>FURTHER NEED OF PRISON REFORM.</p></div>
+
+<p>He threw down the paper in disgust. This reform made him sick. Tenements
+and prisons! Why were the papers always talking about tenements and
+prisons? They were a great deal better than the people who lived in them
+deserved. He recalled Wilkins, his valet, who had stolen his black pearl
+scarf-pin. It increased his ill-humor. Hang Wilkins! The thief was
+probably out by this time and wearing the pin. It had been a matter of
+jest among his friends that the servant had looked not unlike his
+master. McAllister winced at the thought.</p>
+
+<p>"Dinner is served," said Peter.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>An hour and a half later, Tomlinson and McAllister, having finished a
+sumptuous repast, stared stupidly at each other across their liqueurs.
+They were stuffed and bored. Tomlinson was a thin man who knew
+everything positively. McAllister hated him. He always felt when in his
+company like the woman who invariably answered her husband's remarks by
+"'Tain't so! It's just the opposite!" Tomlinson was trying to make
+conversation by repeating assertively what he had read in the evening
+press.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, our prisons," he announced authoritatively. "Why, it is
+outrageous! The people are crowded in like cattle; the food is
+loathsome. It's a disgrace to a civilized city!"</p>
+
+<p>This was the last straw to McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here," he snapped back at Tomlinson, who shrank behind his cigar
+at the vehemence of the attack, "what do you know about it? I tell you
+it's all rot! It's all politics! Our tenements are all right, and so are
+our prisons. The law of supply and demand regulates the tenements; and
+who pays for the prisons, I'd like to know? We pay for 'em, and the
+scamps that rob us live in 'em for nothing. The Tombs is a great deal
+better than most second-class hotels on the Continent. I <i>know</i>! I had a
+valet once that&mdash; Oh, what's the use! I'd be glad to spend Christmas in
+no<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span> worse place. Reform! Stuff! Don't tell me!" He sank back purple in
+the face.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
+<a name="img3" id="img3"></a><img src="images/image-3.jpg" width="500" height="381" alt="What do you know about it?" title="" />
+</div>
+<p class="caption">&quot;What do you know about it? I tell you it&#39;s all rot!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, of course&mdash;if you know!" Tomlinson hesitated politely, remembering
+that McAllister had signed for the dinner.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I <i>do</i> know," affirmed McAllister.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">II</h3>
+
+<p>"No-el! No-el! No-el! No-el!" rang out the bells, as McAllister left the
+club at twelve o'clock and started down the avenue.</p>
+
+<p>"No-el! No-el!" hummed McAllister. "Pretty old air!" he thought. He had
+almost forgotten that it was Christmas morning. As he felt his way
+gingerly over the stone sidewalks, the bells were ringing all around
+him. First one chime, then another. "No-el! No-el! No-el! No-el!" They
+ceased, leaving the melody floating on the moist night air.</p>
+
+<p>The snow began to fall irregularly in patchy flakes, then gradually
+turned to rain. First a soft, wet mist, that dimmed the electric lights
+and shrouded the hotel windows; then a fine sprinkle; at last the chill
+rain of a winter's night. McAllister turned up his coat-collar and
+looked about for a cab. It was too late. He hurried hastily down the
+avenue. Soon a welcome sight met his eye&mdash;a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span> coup&eacute;, a night-hawk,
+crawling slowly down the block, on the lookout, no doubt, for belated
+Christmas revellers. Without superfluous introduction McAllister made a
+dive for the door, shouted his address, and jumped inside. The driver,
+but half-roused from his lethargy, muttered something unintelligible and
+pulled in his horse. At the same moment the dark figure of a man swiftly
+emerged from a side street, ran up to the cab, opened the door, threw in
+a heavy object upon McAllister's feet, and followed it with himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Let her go!" he cried, slamming the door. The driver, without
+hesitation, lashed his horse and started at a furious gallop down the
+slippery avenue.</p>
+
+<p>Then for the first time the stranger perceived McAllister. There was a
+muttered curse, a gleam of steel as they flashed by a street-lamp, and
+the clubman felt the cold muzzle of a revolver against his cheek.</p>
+
+<p>"Speak, and I'll blow yer head off!"</p>
+
+<p>The cab swayed and swerved in all directions, and the driver retained
+his seat with difficulty. McAllister, clinging to the sides of the
+rocking vehicle, expected every moment to be either shot or thrown out
+and killed.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't move!" hissed his companion.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister tried with difficulty not to move.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>Suddenly there came a shrill whistle, followed by the clatter of hoofs.
+A figure on horseback dashed by. The driver, endeavoring to rein in his
+now maddened beast, lost his balance and pitched overboard. There was a
+confusion of shouts, a blue flash, a loud report. The horse sprang into
+the air and fell, kicking, upon the pavement; the cab crashed upon its
+side; amid a shower of glass the door parted company with its hinges,
+and the stranger, placing his heel on McAllister's stomach, leaped
+quickly into the darkness. A moment later, having recovered a part of
+his scattered senses, our hero, thrusting himself through the shattered
+framework of the cab, staggered to his feet. He remembered dimly
+afterward having expected to create a mild sensation among the
+spectators by announcing, in response to their polite inquiries as to
+his safety, that he was "quite uninjured." Instead, however, the glare
+of a policeman's lantern was turned upon his dishevelled countenance,
+and a hoarse voice shouted:</p>
+
+<p>"Throw up your hands!"</p>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 328px;">
+<a name="img4" id="img4"></a><img src="images/image-4.jpg" width="328" height="500" alt="Throw up your hands!" title="" />
+</div>
+<p class="caption">&quot;Throw up your hands!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>He threw them up. Like the Ph&#339;nix rising from its ashes, McAllister
+emerged from the d&eacute;bris which surrounded him. On either side of the cab
+he beheld a policeman with a levelled revolver. A mounted officer stood
+sentinel beside the smoking body of the horse.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span>"No tricks, now!" continued the voice. "Pull your feet out of that mess,
+and keep your hands up! Slip on the nippers, Tom. Better go through him
+here. They always manage to lose somethin' goin' over."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister wondered where "Over" was. Before he could protest, he was
+unceremoniously seated upon the body of the dead horse and the officers
+were going rapidly through his clothes.</p>
+
+<p>"Thought so!" muttered Tom, as he drew out of McAllister's coat-pocket a
+revolver and a jimmy. "Just as well to unballast 'em at the start." A
+black calico mask and a small bottle filled with a colorless liquid
+followed.</p>
+
+<p>Tom drew a quick breath.</p>
+
+<p>"So you're one of those, are ye?" he added with an oath.</p>
+
+<p>The victim of this astounding adventure had not yet spoken. Now he
+stammered:</p>
+
+<p>"Look here! Who do you think I am? This is all a mistake."</p>
+
+<p>Tom did not deign to reply.</p>
+
+<p>The officer on horseback had dismounted and was poking among the pieces
+of cab.</p>
+
+<p>"What's this here?" he inquired, as he dragged a large bundle covered
+with black cloth into the circle of light, and, untying a bit of cord,
+poured its contents upon the pavement. A glittering sil<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>ver service
+rolled out upon the asphalt and reflected the glow of the lanterns.</p>
+
+<p>"Gee! look at all the swag!" cried Tom. "I wonder where he melts it up."</p>
+
+<p>Faintly at first, then nearer and nearer, came the harsh clanging of the
+"hurry up" wagon.</p>
+
+<p>"Get up!" directed Tom, punctuating his order with mild kicks. Then, as
+the driver reined up the panting horses alongside, the officer grabbed
+his prisoner by the coat-collar and yanked him to his feet.</p>
+
+<p>"Jump in," he said roughly.</p>
+
+<p>"My God!" exclaimed our friend half-aloud, "where are they going to take
+me?"</p>
+
+<p>"To the Tombs&mdash;for Christmas!" answered Tom.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">III</h3>
+
+<p>McAllister, hatless, stumbled into the wagon and was thrust forcibly
+into a corner. Above the steady drum of the rain upon the waterproof
+cover he could hear the officers outside packing up the silverware and
+discussing their capture.</p>
+
+<p>The hot japanned tin of the wagon-lamps smelled abominably. The heavy
+breathing of the horses, together with the sickening odor of rubber and
+damp straw, told him that this was no dream, but a frightful reality.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>"He's a bad un!" came Tom's voice in tones of caution. "You can see his
+lay is the gentleman racket. Wait till he gets to the precinct and hear
+the steer he'll give the sergeant. He's a wise un, and don't you forget
+it!"</p>
+
+<p>As the wagon started, the officers swung on to the steps behind.
+McAllister, crouching in the straw by the driver's seat, tried to
+understand what had happened. Apart from a few bruises and a cut on his
+forehead he had escaped injury, and, while considerably shaken up, was
+physically little the worse for his adventure. His head, however, ached
+badly. What he suffered from most was a new and strange sensation of
+helplessness. It was as if he had stepped into another world, in which
+he&mdash;McAllister, of the Colophon Club&mdash;did not belong and the language of
+which he did not speak. The ignominy of his position crushed him. Never
+again, should this disgrace become known, could he bring himself to
+enter the portals of the club. To be the hero of an exciting adventure
+with a burglar in a runaway cab was one matter, but to be arrested,
+haled to prison and locked up, was quite another. Once before the proper
+authorities, it would be simple enough to explain who and what he was,
+but the question that troubled him was how to avoid publicity. He
+remembered the bills in his pocket. Fortunately they were still<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span> there.
+In spite of the handcuffs, he wormed them out and surreptitiously held
+up the roll. The guard started visibly, and, turning away his head,
+allowed McAllister to thrust the wad into his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Can't I square this, somehow?" whispered our hero, hesitatingly.</p>
+
+<p>The guard broke into a loud guffaw. "Get on to him!" he laughed. "He's
+at it already, Tom. Look at the dough he took out of his pants! You're
+right about his lay." He turned fiercely upon McAllister, who, dazed by
+this sudden turn of affairs, once more retreated into his corner.</p>
+
+<p>The three officers counted the money ostentatiously by the light of a
+lantern.</p>
+
+<p>"Eighty plunks! Thought we was cheap, didn't he?" remarked the guard
+scornfully. "No; eighty plunks won't square this job for you! It'll take
+nearer eight years. No more monkey business, now! You've struck the
+wrong combine!"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister saw that he had been guilty of a terrible <i>faux pas</i>. Any
+explanation to these officers was clearly impossible. With an official
+it would be different. He had once met a police commissioner at dinner,
+and remembered that he had seemed really almost like a gentleman.</p>
+
+<p>The wagon drew up at a police station, and pres<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>ently McAllister found
+himself in a small room, at one end of which iron bars ran from floor to
+ceiling. A kerosene lamp cast a dim light over a weather-beaten desk,
+behind which, half-asleep, reclined an officer on night duty. A single
+other chair and four large octagonal stone receptacles were the only
+remaining furniture.</p>
+
+<p>The man behind the desk opened his eyes, yawned, and stared stupidly at
+the officers. A clock directly overhead struck "one" with harsh, vibrant
+clang.</p>
+
+<p>"Wot yer got?" inquired the sergeant.</p>
+
+<p>"A second-story man," answered the guard.</p>
+
+<p>"He took to a cab," explained Tom, "and him and his partner give us a
+fierce chase down the avenoo. O'Halloran shot the horse, and the cab was
+all knocked to hell. The other fellow clawed out before we could nab
+him. But we got this one all right."</p>
+
+<p>"Hi, there, McCarthy!" shouted the sergeant to someone in the dim vast
+beyond. "Come and open up." He examined McAllister with a degree of
+interest. "Quite a swell guy!" he commented. "Them dress clothes must
+have been real pretty onc't."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister stood with soaked and rumpled hair, hatless and collarless,
+his coat torn and splashed, and his shirt-bosom bloody and covered with
+mud.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span> He wanted to cry, for the first time in thirty-five years.</p>
+
+<p>"Wot's yer name?" asked the sergeant.</p>
+
+<p>The prisoner remained stiffly mute. He would have suffered anything
+rather than disclose himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Where do yer live?"</p>
+
+<p>Still no answer. The sergeant gave vent to a grim laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Mum, eh?" He scribbled something in the blotter upon the desk before
+him. Then he raised his eyes and scrutinized McAllister's face. Suddenly
+he jumped to his feet.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
+<a name="img5" id="img5"></a><img src="images/image-5.jpg" width="500" height="367" alt="Do you know who you&#39;ve caught?" title="" />
+</div>
+<p class="caption">&quot;Do you know who you&#39;ve caught?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>"Well, of all the luck!" he exclaimed. "Do you know who you've caught?
+It's Fatty Welch!"</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">IV</h3>
+
+<p>How he had managed to live through the night that followed McAllister
+could never afterward understand. Locked in a cell, alone, to be sure,
+but with no light, he took off his dripping coat and threw himself on
+the wooden seat that served for a bed. It was about six inches too
+short. He lay there for a few moments, then got wearily to his feet and
+began to pace up and down the narrow cell. His legs and abdomen, which
+had been the recipients of so much attention,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span> pained him severely. The
+occupant of the next apartment, awakened by our friend's arrival, began
+to show irritation. He ordered McAllister in no gentle language to
+abstain from exercise and go to sleep. A woman farther down the corridor
+commenced to moan drearily to herself. Evidently sleep had made her
+forget her sorrow, but now in the middle of the night it came back to
+her with redoubled force. Her groans racked McAllister's heart. A stir
+ran all along the cells&mdash;sounds of people tossing restlessly, curses,
+all the nameless noises of the jail. McAllister, fearful of bringing
+some new calamity upon his head, sat down. He had been shivering when he
+came in; now he reeked with perspiration. The air was fetid. The only
+ventilation came through the gratings of the door, and a huge stove just
+beyond his cell rendered the temperature almost unbearable. He began to
+throw off his garments one by one. Again he drew his knees to his chest
+and tried to sleep, but sleep was impossible. Never had McAllister in
+all his life known such wretchedness of body, such abject physical
+suffering. But his agony of mind was even more unbearable. Vague
+apprehensions of infectious disease floating in the nauseous air, or of
+possible pneumonia, unnerved and tortured him. Stretched on the floor he
+fell at length into a coma of exhaustion, in which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span> he fancied that he
+was lying in a warm bath in the porcelain tub at home. In the room
+beyond he could see Frazier, his valet, laying out his pajamas and
+dressing-gown. There was a delicious odor of that violet perfume he
+always used. In a minute he would jump into bed. Then the valet suddenly
+came into the bath-room and began to pound his master on the back of the
+neck. For some reason he did not resent this. It seemed quite natural
+and proper. He merely put up his hand to ward off the blows, and found
+the keeper standing over him.</p>
+
+<p>"Here's some breakfast," remarked that official. "Tom sent out and got
+it for ye. The city don't supply no <i>aller carty</i>." McAllister vaguely
+rubbed his eyes. The keeper shut and locked the door, leaving behind him
+on the seat a tin mug of scalding hot coffee and a half loaf of sour
+bread.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister arose and felt his clothes. They were entirely dry, but had
+shrunk perceptibly. He was surprised to find that, save for the
+dizziness in his head, he felt not unlike himself. Moreover, he was most
+abominably hungry. He knelt down and smelt of the contents of the tin
+cup. It did not smell like coffee at all. It tasted like a combination
+of hot water, tea, and molasses. He waited until it had cooled, and
+drank it. The bread was not so bad. McAllister ate it all.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span>There was a good deal of noise in the cells now, and outside he could
+hear many feet coming and going. Occasionally a draught of cold air
+would flow in, and an officer would tramp down the corridor and remove
+one of the occupants of the row. His watch showed that it was already
+eight o'clock. He fumbled in his waistcoat-pocket and found a very
+warped and wrinkled cigar. His match-box supplied the necessary light,
+and "Chubby" McAllister began to smoke his after-breakfast Havana with
+appreciation.</p>
+
+<p>"No smoking in the cells!" came the rough voice of the keeper. "Give us
+that cigar, Welch!"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister started to his feet.</p>
+
+<p>"Hand it over, now! Quick!"</p>
+
+<p>The clubman passed his cherished comforter through the bars, and the
+keeper, thrusting it, still lighted, into his own mouth, grinned at him,
+winked, and walked away.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 413px;">
+<a name="img6" id="img6"></a><img src="images/image-6.jpg" width="413" height="500" alt="Merry Christmas, Fatty!" title="" />
+</div>
+
+<p class="caption">&quot;Merry Christmas, Fatty!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>"Merry Christmas, Fatty!" he remarked genially over his shoulder.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">V</h3>
+
+<p>Half an hour later Tom and his "side partner" came to the cell-door.
+They were flushed with victory. Already the morning papers contained<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
+accounts of the pursuit and startling arrest of "Fatty Welch," the
+well-known crook, who was wanted in Pennsylvania and elsewhere on
+various charges. Altogether the officers were in a very genial frame of
+mind.</p>
+
+<p>"Come along, Fatty," said Tom, helping the clubman into his bedraggled
+overcoat. "We're almost late for roll-call, as it is."</p>
+
+<p>They left the cells and entered the station-house proper, where several
+officers with their prisoners were waiting.</p>
+
+<p>"We'll take you down to Headquarters and make sure we've got you
+<i>right</i>," he continued. "I guess Sheridan'll know you fast enough when
+he sees you. Come on, boys!" He opened the door and led the way across
+the sidewalk to the patrol wagon, which stood backed against the curb.</p>
+
+<p>It was a glorious winter's day. The sharp, frosty air stimulated the
+clubman's jaded senses and gave him new hope; he felt sure that at
+headquarters he would find some person to whom he could safely confide
+the secret of his identity. In about ten minutes the wagon stopped in a
+narrow street, before an inhospitable-looking building.</p>
+
+<p>"Here's the old place," remarked one of the load cheerfully. "Looks just
+the same as ever. Mott Street's not a mite different. And to think I
+ain't been here in fifteen years!"</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>All clambered out, and each officer, selecting his prisoners, convoyed
+them down a flight of steps, through a door, several feet below the
+level of the sidewalk, and into a small, stuffy chamber full of men
+smoking and lounging. Most of these seemed to take a friendly interest
+in the clubman, a few accosting him by his now familiar alias.</p>
+
+<p>Tom hurried McAllister along a dark corridor, out into a cold
+court-yard, across the cobblestones into another door, through a hall
+lighted only by a dim gas-jet, and then up a flight of winding stairs.
+McAllister's head whirled. Then quickly they were at the top, and in a
+huge, high-ceiled room crowded with men in civilian dress. On one side,
+upon a platform, stood a nondescript row of prisoners, at whom the
+throng upon the floor gazed in silence. Above the heads of this file of
+motley individuals could be read the gold lettering upon the cabinet
+behind them&mdash;Rogues' Gallery. On the other side of the room, likewise
+upon a platform and behind a long desk, stood two officers in uniform,
+one of them an inspector, engaged in studying with the keenest attention
+the human exhibition opposite.</p>
+
+<p>"Get up there, Fatty!"</p>
+
+<p>Before he realized what had happened, McAllister was pushed upon the
+platform at the end of the line. His appearance created a little wave
+of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span> excitement, which increased when his comrades of the wagon joined
+him. It was a peculiar scene. Twenty men standing up for inspection,
+some gazing unconcernedly before them, some glaring defiantly at their
+observers, and others grinning recognition at familiar faces. McAllister
+grew cold with fright. Several of the detectives pointed at him and
+nodded. Out of the silence the Inspector's voice came with the shock of
+thunder:</p>
+
+<p>"Hey, there, you, Sanders, hold up your hand!"</p>
+
+<p>A short man near the head of the line lifted his arm.</p>
+
+<p>"Take off your hat."</p>
+
+<p>The prisoner removed his head-gear with his other hand. The Inspector
+raised his voice and addressed the crowd of detectives, who turned with
+one accord to examine the subject of his discourse.</p>
+
+<p>"That's Biff Sanders, con man and all-round thief. Served two terms up
+the river for grand larceny&mdash;last time an eight-year bit; that was nine
+years ago. Take a good look at him. I want you to remember his face. Put
+your hat on."</p>
+
+<p>Sanders resumed his original position, his face expressing the most
+complete indifference.</p>
+
+<p>A slight, good-looking young man now joined the Inspector and directed
+his attention to the prisoner next the clubman, the same being he who
+had<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span> remarked upon the familiar appearance of Mott Street.</p>
+
+<p>"Hold up your hand!" ordered the Inspector. "You're Muggins, aren't you?
+Haven't been here in fifteen years, have you?"</p>
+
+<p>The man smiled.</p>
+
+<p>"You're right, Inspector," he said. "The last time was in '89."</p>
+
+<p>"That's Muggins, burglar and sneak; served four terms here, and then got
+settled for life in Louisville for murder. Pardoned after he'd served
+four years. Look at him."</p>
+
+<p>Thus the curious proceeding continued, each man in the line being
+inspected, recognized, and his record and character described by the
+Inspector to the assembled bureau of detectives. No other voice was
+heard save the harsh tones of some prisoner in reply.</p>
+
+<p>Then the Inspector looked at McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Welch, hold up your hand."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister shuddered. If he refused, he knew not what might happen to
+him. He had heard of the horrors of the "Third Degree," and associated
+it with starvation, the rack, and all kinds of brutality. They might set
+upon him in a body. He might be mobbed, beaten, strangled. And yet, if
+he obeyed, would it not be a public admission that he was the mysterious
+and elusive Welch?<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span> Would it not bind the chains more firmly about him
+and render explanation all the more difficult?</p>
+
+<p>"Do you hear? Hold up your hand, and be quick about it!"</p>
+
+<p>His hand went up of its own accord.</p>
+
+<p>The Inspector cleared his throat and rapped upon the railing.</p>
+
+<p>"Take a good look at this man. He's Fatty Welch, one of the cleverest
+thieves in the country. Does a little of everything. Began as a valet to
+a clubman in this city. He got settled for stealing a valuable pin about
+three years ago, and served a short term up the river. Since then he's
+been all over. His game is to secure employment in fashionable houses as
+butler or servant and then get away with the jewelry. He's wanted for a
+big job down in Pennsylvania. Take a good look at him. When he gets out
+we don't want him around these parts. I'd like you precinct-men to
+remember him."</p>
+
+<p>The detectives crowded near to get a close view of the interesting
+criminal. One or two of them made notes in memorandum books. The slender
+man had a hasty conference with the Inspector.</p>
+
+<p>"The officer who has Welch, take him up to the gallery and then bring
+him down to the record room," directed the Inspector.</p>
+
+<p>"Get down, Fatty!" commanded Tom. Mc<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>Allister, stupefied with horror,
+embarrassment, and apprehension of the possibilities in store for him,
+stepped down and followed like a somnambulist. As they made their way to
+the elevator he could hear the strident voice of the Inspector beginning
+again:</p>
+
+<p>"This is Pat Hogan, otherwise known as 'Paddy the Sneak,' and his side
+partner, Jim Hawkins, who goes under the name of James Hawkinson. His
+pals call him 'Supple Jim.' Two of the cleverest sneaks in the country.
+They branch out into strong arm work occasionally."</p>
+
+<p>The elevator began to ascend.</p>
+
+<p>"You seem kinder down," commented Tom. "I suppose you expect to get
+settled for quite a bit down to Philadelphia, eh? Well, don't talk
+unless you feel like it. Here we are!"</p>
+
+<p>They got out upon an upper floor and crossed the hall. On their left a
+matron was arranging rows of tiny chairs in a small school-room or
+nursery. At any other time the Lost Children's Room might have aroused a
+flicker of interest in McAllister, but he felt none whatever in it now.
+Tom opened a door and pushed the clubman gently into a small, low-ceiled
+chamber. Charts and diagrams of the human cranium hung on one wall,
+while a score of painted eyes, each of a different color, and each
+bearing a technical appellation and a number,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span> stared from the other.
+Upon a small square platform, about eight inches in height, stood a
+half-clad Italian congealed with terror and expecting momentarily to
+receive a shock of electricity. The slender young man was rapidly
+measuring his hands and feet and calling out the various dimensions to
+an assistant, who recorded them upon a card. This accomplished, he
+ordered his victim down from the block, seated him unceremoniously in a
+chair, and with a pair of shining instruments gauged the depth of his
+skull from front to rear, its width between the cheekbones, and the
+length of the ears, describing all the while the other features in brief
+terms to his associate.</p>
+
+<p>"Now off with you!" he ejaculated. "Here, lug this Greaser in and mug
+him."</p>
+
+<p>The officer in the case haled the Italian, shrieking, into another room.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, Fatty!" remarked the slender man. "I trust you won't object to
+these little formalities? Take off that left shoe, if you please."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister's soul had shrivelled within him. His powers of thought had
+been annihilated. Mechanically he removed the shoe in question and
+placed his foot upon the block. The young man quickly measured it.</p>
+
+<p>"Now get up there and rest your hand on the board."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>McAllister observed that the table bore the painted outline of a human
+hand. He did as he was told unquestioningly. The other measured his
+forefinger and the length of his forearm.</p>
+
+<p>"All right. Now sit down and let me tickle your head for a moment."</p>
+
+<p>The operator took the silver calipers which had just been used upon the
+Italian and ran them thoughtfully forward and back above the clubman's
+organs of hearing.</p>
+
+<p>"By George, you've got a big head!" remarked the measurer. "Prominent,
+Roman nose. No. 4 eyes. Thank you. Just step into the next room, will
+you, and be mugged?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister drew on his shoe and followed Tom into the adjoining chamber
+of horrors.</p>
+
+<p>"No tricks, now!" commented the officer in charge of the instrument.</p>
+
+<p>Snap! went the camera.</p>
+
+<p>"Turn sideways."</p>
+
+<p>Snap!</p>
+
+<p>"That's all."</p>
+
+<p>The clubman staggered to his feet. He entirely failed to appreciate the
+extent of the indignity which had been practised upon him. It was hours
+before he realized that he had actually been measured and photographed
+as a criminal, and that, to his dying hour and beyond, these insignia of
+his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span> shame would remain locked in the custody of the police.</p>
+
+<p>"Where now?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Time to go over to court," answered Tom. "The wagon'll be waitin' for
+us. But first we'll drop in on Sheridan&mdash;record-room man, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"Isn't there some way I can see the Commissioner?" inquired McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>Tom burst into a roar of laughter.</p>
+
+<p>"You <i>have</i> got a gall!" he commented, thumping his prisoner
+good-naturedly in the middle of the back. "The Commissioner! Ho-ho!
+That's a good one! I guess we'll have to make it the Warden. Come on,
+now, and quit yer joshin'."</p>
+
+<p>Once more they entered the main room, where the detectives were
+congregated. The Inspector was still at it. There had been a big haul
+the night before. He intended running all the crooks out of town by New
+Year's Day. Tom shoved McAllister through the crush, across an adjoining
+room and finally into a tiny office. A young man with a genial
+countenance was sitting at a desk by the single window. He looked up as
+they crossed the threshold.</p>
+
+<p>"Hello, Welch! How goes it? Let's see, how long is it since you were
+here?"</p>
+
+<p>Somehow this quiet, gentlemanly fellow with his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span> confident method of
+address, telling you just who you were, irritated McAllister to the
+explosive point.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not Welch!" he cried indignantly.</p>
+
+<p>"Ha-ha!" laughed Mr. Sheridan. "Pray who are you?"</p>
+
+<p>"You'll find out soon enough!" answered McAllister sullenly.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here," remarked the other, "don't imagine you can bluff us. If you
+think you are not Welch, perhaps I can persuade you to change your
+mind."</p>
+
+<p>He turned to an officer who stood in the doorway of a large vault.</p>
+
+<p>"Bring 2,208, if you please."</p>
+
+<p>The officer pulled out a drawer, removed a long linen envelope, and
+spread out its contents upon the desk. These were fifteen or twenty
+newspaper clippings, at least one of which was embellished with an
+evil-looking wood-cut.</p>
+
+<p>"Let's see," continued Mr. Sheridan. "You began with a year up the
+river. Took a pearl pin from a man named McAllister. Then you turned
+several tricks in Chicago, St. Louis, Buffalo and Philadelphia, and got
+away with it every time. Have we got you right?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister ground his teeth.</p>
+
+<p>"You have not!" said he.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span>"Look at yourself," continued the other. "There's your face. You can't
+deny it. I wonder the Inspector didn't have you measured and
+photographed the first time you were settled. Still, the picture's
+enough."</p>
+
+<p>He handed the clubman a newspaper clipping containing a visage which
+undeniably resembled the features which the latter saw daily in his
+mirror. McAllister wearily shook his head.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the expert, "of course you don't have to tell us anything
+unless you want to. We've got you right&mdash;that's enough."</p>
+
+<p>He pushed the clippings back into the envelope, handed it to the
+officer, and turned away.</p>
+
+<p>"Come on!" ordered Tom.</p>
+
+<p>Once more McAllister and his mentor availed themselves of the only free
+transportation offered by the city government, that of the patrol wagon,
+and were soon deposited at the side entrance of the Jefferson Market
+police court. A group of curious idlers watched their descent and
+disappearance into what must have at all times seemed to them a concrete
+and ever-present temporal Avernus. The why and wherefore of these
+erratic trips were, of course, unknown to McAllister. Presumably he must
+be some <i>rara avis</i> of crime whose feet had been caught inadvertently in
+the limed twig set by the official fowler for more homely poultry.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span>
+Fatty Welch, whoever he might be, apparently enjoyed the respect
+incident to success in any line of human endeavor. It seemed likewise
+that his presence was much desired in the sister city of Philadelphia,
+in which direction the clubman had a vague fear of being unwillingly
+transported. He did not, of course, realize that he was held primarily
+as a violator of the law of his own State, and hence must answer to the
+charge in the magistrate's court nearest the locus of his supposed
+offence.</p>
+
+<p>Inside the station house Tom held a few moments' converse with one of
+its grizzled guardians, and then led our hero along a passage and opened
+a door. But here McAllister shrank back. It was his first sight of that
+great cosmopolitan institution, the police court. Before him lay the
+scene of which he had so often read in the newspapers. The big room with
+its Gothic windows was filled to overflowing with every variety of the
+human species, who not only taxed the seating capacity of the benches to
+the utmost, but near the doors were packed into a solid, impenetrable
+mass. Upon a platform behind a desk a square-jawed man with
+chin-whiskers disposed rapidly of the file of defendants brought before
+him.</p>
+
+<p>A long line of officers, each with one or more prisoners, stood upon the
+judge's left, and as fast<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span> as the business of one was concluded the next
+pushed forward. McAllister perceived that at best only a few moments
+could elapse before he was brought to face the charge against him, and
+that he must make up his mind quickly what course of action to pursue.
+As he stepped down from the doorway there was a perceptible flutter
+among the spectators. Several hungry-looking men with note-books opened
+them and poised their pencils expectantly.</p>
+
+<p>Tom, having handed over McAllister to the temporary care of a brother
+officer, lost no time in locating his complainant, that is to say, the
+gentleman whose house our hero was charged with having burglariously
+entered. The two then sought out the clerk, who seemed to be holding a
+sort of little preliminary court of his own, and who, under the
+officer's instruction, drew up some formal document to which the
+complainant signed his name. McAllister was now brought before this
+official and briefly informed that anything he might say would be used
+against him at his trial. He was then interrogated, as before, in regard
+to his name, age, residence, and occupation, but with the same result.
+Indeed, no answers seemed to be expected under the circumstances, and
+the clerk, having written something upon the paper, waved them aside.
+Nothing, however, of these proceedings had been<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span> lost to the reporters,
+who escorted Tom and McAllister to the end of the line of officers,
+worrying the former for information as to his prisoner's origin and past
+performances. But Tom motioned them off with the papers which he held in
+his hand, bidding them await the final action of the magistrate. Nobody
+seemed particularly unfriendly; in fact, an air of general
+good-fellowship pervaded the entire routine going on around them. What
+impressed the clubman most was the persistence and omnipresence of the
+reporters.</p>
+
+<p>"I must get time!" thought McAllister. "I must get time!"</p>
+
+<p>One after another the victims of the varied delights of too much
+Christmas jubilation were disposed of. Fatty Welch was the only real
+"gun" that had been taken. He had the arena practically to himself. Now
+only one case intervened. He braced himself and tried to steady his
+nerves.</p>
+
+<p>"Next! What's this?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister was thrust down below the bridge facing the bench, and Tom
+began hastily to describe the circumstances of the arrest.</p>
+
+<p>"Fatty Welch?" interrupted the magistrate. "Oh, yes! I read about it in
+the morning papers. Chased off in a cab, didn't he? You shot the horse,
+and his partner got away? Wanted in Pennsylvania and Illinois, you say?
+That's enough."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span> Then looking down at McAllister, who stood before him
+in bespattered dress suit and fragmentary linen, he inquired:</p>
+
+<p>"Have you counsel?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister made no answer. If he proclaimed who he was and demanded an
+immediate hearing, the harpies of the press would fill the papers with
+full accounts of his episode. His incognito must be preserved at any
+cost. Whatever action he might decide to take, this was not the time and
+place; a better opportunity would undoubtedly present itself later in
+the day.</p>
+
+<p>"You are charged with the crime of burglary," continued the Judge, "and
+it is further alleged that you are a fugitive from justice in two other
+States. What have you to say for yourself?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister sought the Judge's eye in vain.</p>
+
+<p>"I have nothing to say," he replied faintly. There was a renewed
+scratching of pens.</p>
+
+<p>The Judge conferred with the clerk for a moment.</p>
+
+<p>"Any question of the prisoner's identity?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no," replied Tom conclusively. "The fact is, yer onner, we took him
+by accident, as you may say. We laid a plant for a feller doin'
+second-story work on the avenoo, and when we nabbed him, who should it
+be but Welch! Ye see,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span> they wired on his description from Philadelphia a
+couple of weeks ago, but we couldn't find hide or hair of him in the
+city, and had about give up lookin'. Then, quite unexpected, we scoops
+him in. Here's his indentity," handing the Judge a soiled telegraph
+blank. "It's him, all right," he added with a grin.</p>
+
+<p>The magistrate glanced at the form and at McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Seems to fit," he commented. "Have you looked for the scar?"</p>
+
+<p>Tom laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"Sure! I seen it when he was gettin' his measurements took, down to
+headquarters."</p>
+
+<p>"Turn around, Welch, and let's see your back," directed the magistrate.</p>
+
+<p>The clubman turned around and displayed his collarless neck.</p>
+
+<p>"There it is!" exclaimed Tom.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister mechanically put his hand to his neck and turned faint. He
+had had in his childhood an almost forgotten fall, and the scar was
+still there. He experienced a genuine thrill of horror.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," continued the magistrate, "the prisoner is entitled to counsel,
+and, besides, I am sure that the complainant, Mr. Brown, has no desire
+to be delayed here on Christmas Day. I will set the hearing for ten
+o'clock to-morrow morning, at<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span> the Tombs police court. I shall be
+sitting there for Judge Mason the rest of the week, beginning to-morrow,
+and will take the case along with me. You might suggest to the Warden
+that it would be more convenient to send the prisoner down to the Tombs,
+so that there need be no delay."</p>
+
+<p>The complainant bowed, and the officer at the bridge slapped McAllister
+not unkindly upon the back.</p>
+
+<p>"You'll need a pretty good lawyer," he remarked with a wink.</p>
+
+<p>"Next!" ordered the Judge.</p>
+
+<p>In the patrol wagon McAllister had ample time for reflection. A motley
+collection of tramps, "disorderlies," and petty law-breakers filled the
+seats and crowded the aisle. They all talked and joked, swinging from
+side to side and clutching at one another for support with harsh
+outbursts of profanity, as they rattled down the deserted streets toward
+New York's Bastile. Staggering for a foot-hold, between four women of
+the town, McAllister was forced to breathe the fumes of alcohol, the
+odor of musk, and the aroma of foul linen. He no longer felt innocent.
+The sense of guilt was upon him. He seemed part and parcel of this load
+of miserable humanity.</p>
+
+<p>The wagon clattered over the cobblestones of Elm Street, and whirling
+round, backed up to the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span> door of the Tombs. The low, massive Egyptian
+structure, surrounded by a high stone wall, seemed like a gigantic
+mortuary vault waiting to receive the "civilly dead." Warden and keepers
+were ready for the prisoners, who were now unceremoniously bundled out
+and hustled inside. McAllister stood with the others in a small anteroom
+leading directly into the lowest tier. He could hear the ceaseless
+shuffling of feet and the subdued murmur of voices, rising and falling,
+but continuous, like the twittering of a multitude of birds, while
+through the bars came the fetid prison smell, with a new and
+disagreeable element&mdash;the odor of prison food.</p>
+
+<p>"Keepin' your mouth shut?" remarked the deputy to McAllister, as he
+entered the words "Prisoner refuses to answer," and blotted them.</p>
+
+<p>"We're rather crowded just now," he added apologetically. "I guess I'll
+send you to Murderer's Row. Holloa, there!" he called to someone above,
+"one for the first tier!"</p>
+
+<p>A keeper seized the clubman by the arm, opened a door in the steel
+grating, and pushed him through. "Go 'long up!" he ordered.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister started wearily up the stairs. At the top of the flight he
+came to another door, behind which stood another keeper. In the
+background marched in ceaseless procession an irregular<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span> file of men. In
+the gloom they looked like ghosts. Aimlessly they walked on, one behind
+the other, most of them with eyes downcast, wordless, taking that
+exercise of the body which the law prescribed.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister entered The Den of Beasts.</p>
+
+<p>"All right, Jimmy!" yelled the keeper to the deputy warden below. Then,
+turning to McAllister. "I'm goin' to put you in with Davidson. He's
+quiet, and won't bother you if you let him alone. Better give him
+whichever berth he feels like. Them double-decker cots is just as good
+on top as they is below."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister followed the keeper down the narrow gangway that ran around
+the prison. In the stone corridor below a great iron stove glowed
+red-hot, and its fumes rose and mingled with the tainted air that
+floated out from every cell. Above him rose tier on tier, illuminated
+only by the gray light which filtered through a grimy window at one end
+of the prison. The arrangement of cells, the "bridges" that joined the
+tiers, and the murky atmosphere, heightened the resemblance to the
+"'tween decks" of an enormous slaver, bearing them all away to some
+distant port of servitude.</p>
+
+<p>"Get up there, Jake! Here's a bunkie for you."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister bent his head and entered. He was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span> standing beside a
+two-story cot bed, in a compartment about six by eight feet square. A
+faint light came from a narrow, horizontal slit in the rear wall. A
+faucet with tin basin completed the contents of the room. On the top
+bunk lay a man's soiled coat and waistcoat, the feet of the owner being
+discernible below.</p>
+
+<p>The keeper locked the door and departed, while the occupant of the
+berth, rolling lazily over, peered up at the new-comer; then he sprang
+from the cot.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. McAllister!" he whispered hoarsely.</p>
+
+<p>It was Wilkins&mdash;the old Wilkins, in spite of a new light-brown beard.</p>
+
+<p>For a few moments neither spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Sorry to see you 'ere, sir," said Wilkins at length, in his old
+respectful tones. "Won't you sit down, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister seated himself upon the bed automatically.</p>
+
+<p>"You here, Wilkins?" he managed to say.</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins laughed rather bitterly.</p>
+
+<p>"I've been in stir a good part of the time since I left you, sir; an'
+two weeks ago I pleaded guilty to larceny and was sentenced to one year
+more. But I'm glad to see you lookin' so well, if you'll pardon me,
+sir."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sorry for you, Wilkins," the master man<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>aged to reply. "I hope my
+severity in that matter of the pin did not bring you to this!"</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins hesitated for a moment.</p>
+
+<p>"It ain't your fault, sir. I was born crooked, I fancy, sir. It's all
+right. You've got troubles of your own. Only&mdash;you'll excuse me, sir&mdash;I
+never suspected anything when I was in your service."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister did not grasp the meaning of this remark; he only felt relief
+that Wilkins apparently bore him no ill-will. Very few of his friends
+would have followed up a theft of that sort. They expected their men to
+steal their pins.</p>
+
+<p>"Mebbe I might 'elp you. Wot's the charge, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>With his former valet as a sympathetic listener, McAllister poured out
+his whole story, omitting nothing, and, as he finished, leaned forward,
+searching eagerly the other's face.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, what shall I do? What shall I do, Wilkins?"</p>
+
+<p>The latter coughed deprecatingly.</p>
+
+<p>"You'll pardon me, but that'll never go, sir! You'll have to get
+somethin' better than that, sir. The jury will never believe it."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister sprang to his feet, in so doing knocking his head against the
+iron support of the upper cot.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span>"How dare you, Wilkins! What do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"There, there, sir!" exclaimed the other. "Don't take on so. Of course I
+didn't mean you wouldn't tell the truth, sir. But don't you see, sir,
+hit isn't I as am goin' to listen to it? Shall I fetch you some water to
+wash your face, sir?" He turned on the faucet.</p>
+
+<p>The clubman, yielding to the force of ancient habit, allowed Wilkins to
+let it run for him, and having washed his face and combed his hair, felt
+somewhat refreshed.</p>
+
+<p>"That feels good," he remarked, rubbing his hands together.</p>
+
+<p>It was obvious that so long as he remained in prison he would be either
+"Fatty Welch" or someone else equally depraved; and since he could not
+make anyone understand, it seemed his best plan to accept for the time,
+with equanimity, the personality that fate had thrust upon him.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Wilkins, we're in a tight place. But we'll do what we can to
+assist each other. If I get out first I'll help you, and <i>vice versa</i>.
+Now, what's the first thing to be done? You see, I've never been here
+before."</p>
+
+<p>"That's the talk, sir," answered Wilkins. "Now, first, who's your
+lawyer?"</p>
+
+<p>"Haven't any, yet."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>"All depends on the lawyer," returned the valet judicially. "Now,
+there's Carter, and Herlihy, and Kemp, all sharp fellows, but they're
+always after you for money, and then they're so clever that the jury is
+apt to distrust 'em. The best thing, I find, is to get the most
+respectable old solicitor you can&mdash;kind of genteel, 'family' variety,
+with the goodness just stickin' hout all hover 'im. 'E creates a
+hatmosphere of hinnocence, and that's wot you need. One as 'as white
+'air and can talk about 'this boy 'ere' and can lay 'is 'and on yer
+shoulder and weep. That's the go, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"I understand," said McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>Under the guidance of his valet our hero secured writing materials and
+indicted a pitiful appeal to his family lawyer.</p>
+
+<p>A gong rang; the squad of prisoners who had been exercising went back to
+their cells, and the keeper came and unlocked the door.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister stepped out and fell into line. His tight clothes proved very
+uncomfortable as he strode round the tiers, and the absence of a
+collar&mdash;yes, that was really the most unpleasant feature. His neck was
+not much to boast of, therefore he always wore his shirts low and his
+collars high. Now, as he stumbled along, he was the object of
+considerable attention from his fellows.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span>At the end of an hour another gong sounded. In a moment the tiers were
+empty; fifty doors clanged to.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Wilkins?"</p>
+
+<p>"Being as this is Sunday, sir, we 'ave a few hours' service. Church of
+England first, then City Mission. We're not hallowed to talk, but if you
+don't mind the 'owlin' you can snatch a wink o' sleep. Christmas dinner
+at twelve. Old Burridge, the trusty, was a-tellin' me as 'ow it's
+hexcellent, sir!"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister looked at his watch in despair. It was only a quarter past
+ten. He had not been to church for fifteen years, but evidently he was
+in for it now. Following his former valet's example, he took off his
+shoes and stretched himself upon the cot.</p>
+
+<p>On and on in never-varying tones dragged the service. The preacher held
+the key to the situation. His congregation could not escape; he had a
+full house, and he was bent on making the most of it.</p>
+
+<p>The hands of McAllister's watch crept slowly round to five minutes
+before eleven.</p>
+
+<p>When at last the preacher stopped, carefully folded his manuscript, and
+pronounced the benediction, a prolonged sigh of relief eddied through
+the Tombs. Men were waking on all sides;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span> cots creaked; there was a
+general and contagious yawn.</p>
+
+<p>Again the gong rang, and with it the smell of food floated up along the
+tiers. McAllister realized that he was hungry&mdash;not mildly, as he was at
+the club, but ravenous, as he had never been before. Presently the
+longed-for food came, borne by a "trusty" in new white uniform. Wilkins,
+who had been making a meagre toilet at the faucet, took in the dinner
+through the door&mdash;two tin plates piled high with turkey and chicken,
+flanked by heaps of potato and carrots, and one whole apple pie!</p>
+
+<p>"Ha!" thought McAllister, "I was not so far wrong about this part of
+it!" The chicken was perhaps not of the variety known as "spring"; but
+neither master nor man noticed it as they feasted, sitting side by side
+upon the cot.</p>
+
+<p>"Carrots!" philosophized McAllister, looking regretfully at his empty
+tin plate. "Now, I thought only horses ate carrots; and really, they're
+not bad at all. I should like some more. Er&mdash;Wilkins! Can we get some
+more carrots?"</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins shook his head mournfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Message for 34! Message for 34!"</p>
+
+<p>A letter was thrust through the bars.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister tore it open with feverish haste, and recognized the crabbed
+hand of old Mr. Potter.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p class="alignright"><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span>2 East Seventy-First Street.</p>
+
+<p>F. Welch, Esq.</p>
+
+<p>Sir: The remarkable letter just delivered to me,
+signed by a name which you request me not to use in my
+reply, has received careful consideration. I
+telephoned to Mr. Mc&mdash;&mdash;'s rooms, and was informed by
+his valet that that gentleman had gone to the country
+to visit friends over Christmas. I have therefore
+directed the messenger to collect from yourself his
+fee for delivering this answer. Yours, etc.,</p>
+
+<p class="alignright smcap">Ebenezer Potter.</p></div>
+
+<p>"That fool Frazier!" groaned McAllister. "How the devil could he have
+thought I had gone away?" Then he remembered that he had directed the
+valet to pack his bags and send them to the station, in anticipation of
+the Winthrops' invitation.</p>
+
+<p>He was at his wits' end.</p>
+
+<p>"How do you get bail, Wilkins?"</p>
+
+<p>"You 'ave to find someone as owns real estate in the city, sir, to go on
+your bond. 'Ow much is it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Five thousand dollars," replied McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oly Moses!" ejaculated the valet. He regarded his former master with
+renewed interest.</p>
+
+<p>But the dinner had wrought a change in that hitherto subdued individual.
+With a valet and running water he was beginning to feel his oats a
+little. He checked off mentally the names of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span> his acquaintances. There
+was not one left in town.</p>
+
+<p>He repressed a yawn, and looked at his watch. One o'clock. Just then the
+gong rang again.</p>
+
+<p>"What in thunder is this, now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Afternoon service, sir. City Mission from one to two-thirty."</p>
+
+<p>"Ye gods!" ejaculated McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>A band of young girls came and stood with their hymn-books along the
+opposite tier, while a Presbyterian clergyman took the place on the
+bridge recently vacated by his Episcopal brother. Prayers alternated
+with hymns until the sermon, which lasted sixty-five minutes.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister, almost desperate, fretted and fumed until half past two,
+when the choir and missionary finally departed.</p>
+
+<p>"Only a 'arf 'our, sir, an' we can get some more hexercise," said
+Wilkins encouragingly.</p>
+
+<p>But McAllister did not want exercise. He swung to his feet, and peering
+disconsolately through the bars was suddenly confronted by an an&aelig;mic
+young woman holding an armful of flowers. Before he could efface himself
+she smiled sweetly at him.</p>
+
+<p>"My poor man," she began confidently, "how sorry I am for you this
+beautiful Christmas <i>Day</i>! Please take some of these; they will brighten
+up<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span> your cell wonderfully; and they are so fragrant." She pushed a dozen
+carnations and asters through the bars.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister, utterly dumfounded, took them.</p>
+
+<p>"What is your name?" continued the maiden.</p>
+
+<p>"Welch!" blurted out our bewildered friend.</p>
+
+<p>There was a stifled snort from the bunk behind.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-by, Welch. I know you are not <i>really</i> bad. Won't you shake hands
+with me?"</p>
+
+<p>She thrust her hand through the bars, and McAllister gave it a
+perfunctory shake.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-by," she murmured, and passed on.</p>
+
+<p>"Lawd!" exploded Wilkins, rolling from side to side upon his cot. "O
+Lawd! O Lawd! O&mdash;" and he held his sides while McAllister stuck the
+carnations into the wash-basin.</p>
+
+<p>The gong again, and once more that endless tramp along the hot tiers.
+The prison grew darker. Gas-jets were lighted here and there, and the
+air became more and more oppressive. With five o'clock came supper; then
+the long, weary night.</p>
+
+<p>Next morning the valet seemed nervous and excited, eating little
+breakfast, and smiling from time to time vaguely to himself. Having
+fumbled in his pocket, he at last pulled out a dirty pawn-ticket, which
+he held toward his master.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span>"'Ere, sir," he said with averted head. "It's for the pin. I'm sorry I
+took it."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister's eyes were a little blurred as he mechanically received the
+card-board.</p>
+
+<p>"Shake hands, Wilkins," was all he said.</p>
+
+<p>A keeper came walking along the tier rattling the doors and telling
+those who were wanted in court to get ready.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-by," said McAllister. "I'm sorry you felt obliged to plead guilty.
+I might have helped you if I'd only known. Why didn't you stand your
+trial?"</p>
+
+<p>"I 'ad my reasons," replied the valet. "I wanted to get my case disposed
+of as quick as possible. You see, I'd been livin' in Philadelphia, and
+'ad just come to New York when I was harrested. I didn't want 'em to
+find out who I was or where I come from, so I just gives the name of
+Davidson, and takes my dose."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said McAllister, "you're taking your own dose; I'm taking
+somebody else's. That hardly seems a fair deal&mdash;now does it, Wilkins?
+But, of course, you don't know but that I <i>am</i> Welch."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, I do, sir!" returned the valet. "You won't never be punished
+for what he done."</p>
+
+<p>"How do you know?" exclaimed McAllister, visions of a speedy release
+crowding into his mind.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span> "And if you knew, why didn't you say so before?
+Why, you might have got me out. How do you know?" he repeated.</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins looked around cautiously. The keeper was at the other end of the
+tier. Then he came close to McAllister and whispered:</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Because I'm Fatty Welch myself!</i>"</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">VI</h3>
+
+<p>Downstairs, across the sunlit prison yard, past the spot where the
+hangings had taken place in the old days, up an enclosed staircase, a
+half turn, and the clubman was marched across the Bridge of Sighs. Most
+of the prisoners with him seemed in good spirits, but McAllister, who
+was oppressed with the foreboding of imminent peril, felt that he could
+no longer take any chances. His fatal resemblance to Fatty Welch, alias
+Wilkins, his former valet, the circumstances of his arrest, the scar on
+his neck, would seem to make conviction certain unless he followed one
+of two alternatives&mdash;either that of disclosing Welch's identity or his
+own. He dismissed the former instantly. Now that he knew something of
+the real sufferings of men, his own life seemed contemptible. What
+mattered the laughter of his friends, or sarcastic paragraphs in the
+society columns of the papers?<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span> What did the fellows at the club know of
+the game of life and death going on around them? of the misery and vice
+to which they contributed? of the hopelessness of those wretched souls
+who had been crushed down by fate into the gutters of life? Determined
+to declare himself, he entered the court-room and tramped with the
+others to the rail.</p>
+
+<p>There, to his amazement, sat old Mr. Potter beside the Judge. Tom and
+his partner stood at one side.</p>
+
+<p>"Welch, step up here."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Potter nodded very slightly, and McAllister, taking the hint,
+stepped forward.</p>
+
+<p>"Is this your prisoner, officer?"</p>
+
+<p>"Shure, that's him, right enough," answered Tom.</p>
+
+<p>"Discharged," said the magistrate.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Potter shook hands with his honor, who smiled good-humoredly and
+winked at McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, Welch, try and behave yourself. I'll let you off this time, but if
+it happens again I won't answer for the consequences. Go home."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Potter whispered something to the baffled officers, who grinned
+sheepishly, and then, seizing McAllister's arm, led our astonished
+friend out of the court-room.</p>
+
+<p>As they whirled uptown in the closed automobile which had been waiting
+for them around the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span> corner, Mr. Potter explained that after sending the
+letter he had felt far from satisfied, and had bethought him of calling
+up Mrs. Winthrop on the telephone. Her polite surprise at the lawyer's
+inquiries had fully convinced him of his error, and after evading her
+questions with his usual caution, he had taken immediate steps for his
+client's release&mdash;steps which, by reason of the lateness of the hour, he
+could not communicate to the unhappy McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"What has become of the fugitive Welch," he ended, "remains a mystery.
+The police cannot imagine where he has hidden himself."</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder," said McAllister dreamily.</p>
+
+<hr class="thin" />
+
+<p>It was just seven o'clock when McAllister, arrayed, as usual, in
+immaculate evening dress, sauntered into the club. Most of the men were
+back from their Christmas outing; half a dozen of them were engaged in
+ordering dinner.</p>
+
+<p>"Hello, Chubby!" shouted someone. "Come and have a drink. Had a pleasant
+Christmas? You were at the Winthrops', weren't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," answered McAllister; "had to stay right in New York. Couldn't get
+away. Yes, I'll take a dry Martini&mdash;er, waiter, make that two Martinis.
+I want you all to have dinner with me. How would terrapin and
+canvas-back do? Fill it<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span> out to suit yourselves, while I just take a
+look at the <i>Post</i>."</p>
+
+<p>He picked up a paper, glanced at the head-lines, threw it down with a
+sigh of relief, and lighted a cigarette. At the same moment two
+policemen in civilian dress were leaving McAllister's apartments, each
+having received at the hands of the impassive Frazier a bundle
+containing a silver-mounted revolver and a large bottle full of an
+unknown brown fluid.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister's dinner was a great success. The boys all said afterward
+that they had never seen Chubby in such good form. Only one incident
+marred the serenity of the occasion, and that was a mere trifle. Charlie
+Bush had been staying over Christmas with an ex-Chairman of the Prison
+Reform Association, and being in a communicative mood insisted on
+talking about it.</p>
+
+<p>"Only fancy," he remarked, as he took a gulp of champagne, "he says the
+prisons of the city are in an abominable condition&mdash;that they're a
+disgrace to a civilized community."</p>
+
+<p>Tomlinson paused in lifting his glass. He remembered his host's opinion,
+expressed two nights before and desired to show his appreciation of an
+excellent meal.</p>
+
+<p>"That's all rot!" he interrupted a little thickly. "'S all politics. The
+Tombs is a lot better than<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span> most second-class hotels on the Continent.
+Our prisons are all right, I tell you!" His eyes swept the circle
+militantly.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, Tomlinson," remarked McAllister sternly, "don't be so sure.
+What do you know about it?"</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2 class="newchapter"><a name="The_Extraordinary_Adventure_of_the_Baron_de_Ville" id="The_Extraordinary_Adventure_of_the_Baron_de_Ville"></a>The Extraordinary Adventure of the Baron de Ville</h2>
+
+
+<h3 class="firstsection">I</h3>
+
+<p>"I want you," said Barney Conville, tapping Mr. McAllister lightly upon
+the shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>The gentleman addressed turned sharply, letting fall his monocle. He
+certainly had never seen the man before in his life&mdash;was sure of it,
+even during that unfortunate experience the year before, which he had so
+far successfully concealed from his friends. No, it was simply a case of
+mistaken identity; and yet the fellow&mdash;confound him!&mdash;didn't look like a
+chap that often <i>was</i> mistaken.</p>
+
+<p>"Come, come, Fatty; no use balkin'. Come along quiet," continued Barney,
+with his most persuasive smile. He was a smartly built fellow with a
+black mustache and an unswerving eye, about two-thirds the size of
+McAllister, whom he had addressed so familiarly.</p>
+
+<p>"Fatty!" McAllister, <i>bon vivant</i>, clubman, prince of good fellows,
+started at the word and stared tensely. What infernal luck! That same<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span>
+regrettable resemblance that had landed him in the Tombs over Christmas
+was again bobbing up to render him miserable. He wished, as he had
+wished a thousand times, that Wilkins had been sentenced to twenty years
+instead of one. He had evidently been discharged from prison and was at
+his old tricks again, with the result that once more his employer was
+playing the part of Dromio. McAllister had succeeded by judicious
+bribery and the greatest care in preserving inviolate the history of his
+incarceration. Had this not been the case one word now to the determined
+individual with the icy eye would have set the matter straight, but he
+could not bear to divulge the secret of those horrible thirty-six hours
+which he, under the name of his burglarious valet, had spent locked in a
+cell. Maybe he could show the detective he was mistaken without going
+into that lamentable history. But of course McAllister proceeded by
+exactly the wrong method.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," he laughed nonchalantly, "there it is again! You've got me
+confused with Fatty Welch. We do look alike, to be sure." He put up his
+monocle and smiled reassuringly, as if his simple statement would
+entirely settle the matter.</p>
+
+<p>But Barney only winked sarcastically.</p>
+
+<p>"You show yourself quite familiar with the name of the gentleman I'm
+lookin' for."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>McAllister saw that he had made a mistake.</p>
+
+<p>"No more foolin', now," continued Barney. "Will you come as you are, or
+with the nippers?"</p>
+
+<p>The clubman bit his lip with annoyance.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, hang you!" he exclaimed angrily, dropping his valise, "I'm
+Mr. McAllister of the Colophon Club. I'm on my way to dine with friends
+in the country. I've got to take this train. Listen! they're shouting
+'All aboard' now. I know who you're after. You've got us mixed. Your
+man's a professional crook. I can prove my identity to you inside of
+five minutes, only I haven't time here. Just jump on the train with me,
+and if you're not convinced by the time we reach 125th Street I'll get
+off and come back with you."</p>
+
+<p>"My, but you're gamer than ever, Fatty," retorted Barney with
+admiration. Thoughts of picking up hitherto unsuspected clews flitted
+through his mind. He had his man "pinched," why not play him awhile? It
+seemed not a half bad idea to the Central Office man.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'll humor you this once. Step aboard. No funny business, now.
+I've got my smoke wagon right here. Remember, you're under arrest."</p>
+
+<p>They swung aboard just as the train started. As McAllister sank into his
+seat in the parlor car with Barney beside him he recognized Joe
+Wainwright directly opposite. Here was an easy<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span> chance to prove his
+identity, and he was just about to lean over and pour forth his sorrows
+to his friend when he realized with fresh humiliation that should he
+seize this opportunity to explain the present situation, the whole
+wretched story of his Christmas in the Tombs would probably be divulged.
+He would be the laughing-stock of the club, and the fellows would never
+let him hear the last of it. He hesitated, but Wainwright took the
+initiative.</p>
+
+<p>"How d'y', Chubby?" said he, getting up and coming over. "On your way to
+Blair's?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. Almost missed the confounded train," replied McAllister,
+struggling for small talk.</p>
+
+<p>"Who's your friend?" continued the irrepressible Wainwright. "Kind o'
+think I know him. Foreigner, ain't he? Think he was at Newport last
+summer."</p>
+
+<p>"Er&mdash;ye&mdash;es. Baron de Ville. Picked him up at the club&mdash;friend of
+Pierrepont's. Takin' him out to Blair's&mdash;so hospitable, don'cher know."
+He stammered horribly, for he found himself sinking deeper and deeper.</p>
+
+<p>"Like to meet him," remarked Wainwright. "Like all these foreign
+fellers."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister groaned. He certainly was in for it now. The 125th Street
+idea would have to be abandoned.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span>"Er&mdash;<i>Baron</i>"&mdash;he strangled over the name&mdash;"<i>Baron</i>, I want to present
+Mr. Joseph Wainwright. He thinks he's met you in Paris." Our friend
+accompanied this with a pronounced wink.</p>
+
+<p>"Glad to meet you, Baron," said Wainwright, grasping the detective's
+hand with effusion. "Newport, I think it was."</p>
+
+<p>The "Baron" bowed. This was a new complication, but it was all in the
+day's work. Of course, the whole thing was plain enough. Fatty Welch was
+"working" some swell guys who thought he was a real high-roller. Maybe
+he was going to pull off some kind of a job that very evening. Perhaps
+this big chap in the swagger flannels was one of the gang. Barney was
+thinking hard. Well, he'd take the tip and play the hand out.</p>
+
+<p>"It ees a peutifool efening," said the Baron.</p>
+
+<p>The train plunged into the tunnel.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here," hissed McAllister in Barney's ear. "You've got to stick
+this thing out, now, or I'll be the butt of the town. Remember, we're
+going to the Blairs at Scarsdale. You're the particular friend of a man
+named Pierrepont&mdash;fellow with a glass eye who owns a castle somewhere in
+France. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Are you satisfied yet?" he added indignantly.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm satisfied you're Fatty Welch," Barney re<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span>plied. "I ain't on to your
+game, I admit. Still, I can do the Baron act awhile if it amuses you
+any."</p>
+
+<p>The train emerged from the tunnel, and McAllister observed that there
+were other friends of his on the car, bound evidently for the same
+destination. Well, anything was better than having that confounded story
+about the Tombs get around. He had often thought that if it ever did he
+would go abroad to live. He couldn't stand ridicule. His dignity was his
+chief asset. Nothing so effectually, as McAllister well knew, conceals
+the absence of brains. But could he ever in the wide, wide world work
+off the detective as a baron? Well, if he failed, he could explain the
+situation on the basis of a practical joke and save his face in that
+way. Just at present the Baron was getting along famously with
+Wainwright. McAllister hoped he wouldn't overdo it. One thing, thank
+Heaven, he remembered&mdash;Wainwright had flunked his French disgracefully
+at college and probably wouldn't dare venture it under the
+circumstances. There was still a chance that he might convince his
+captor of his mistake before they reached Scarsdale, and on the strength
+of this he proposed a cigar. But Wainwright had frozen hard to his Baron
+and accepted for himself with alacrity, even suggesting a drink on his
+own account. McAllister's heart failed him as he thought of having to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span>
+present the detective to Mrs. Blair and her fashionable guests and&mdash;by
+George, the fellow hadn't got a dress-suit! They never could get over
+<i>that</i>. It was bad enough to lug in a stranger&mdash;a "copper"&mdash;and palm him
+off as the distinguished friend of a friend, but a feller without any
+evening clothes&mdash;impossible! McAllister wanted to shoot him. Was ever a
+chap so tied up? And now if the feller wasn't talking about Paris!
+<i>Paris!</i> He'd make some awful break, and then&mdash; Oh, curse the luck,
+anyway!</p>
+
+<p>Then it was that McAllister resolved to do something desperate.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">II</h3>
+
+<p>"I'm perfectly delighted to have the Baron. Why didn't you bring
+Pierrepont, too? How d'y' do, Baron? Let me present you to my husband.
+Gordon&mdash;Baron de Ville. I'll put you and Mr. McAllister together. We're
+just a little crowded. You've hardly time to dress&mdash;dinner in just
+nineteen minutes."</p>
+
+<p>"Zank you! It ees so vera hospitable!" said the Baron, bowing low, and
+twirling his mustache in the most approved fashion.</p>
+
+<p>"Come on, de Ville." McAllister slapped his Old-Man-of-the-Sea upon the
+back good-naturedly.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span> "You can give Mrs. Blair all the <i>risque</i> Paris
+gossip at dinner." They followed the second man upstairs. Although an
+old friend of both Mrs. Blair and her husband, McAllister had never been
+at the Scarsdale house before. It was new, and massively built. They
+were debating whether or not to call it Castle Blair. The second man
+showed them to a room at the extreme end of a wing, and as the servant
+laid out the clothes McAllister thought the man eyed him rather
+curiously. Well, confound it, he was getting used to it. Barney lit a
+cigarette and measured the distance from the window to the ground with a
+discriminating eye.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the clubman, after the second man had finally retired, "are
+you satisfied? And what the deuce is going to happen now?"</p>
+
+<p>Barney sank into a Morris chair and thrust his feet comfortably on to
+the fender.</p>
+
+<p>"Fatty," said he, as he blew a multitude of tiny rings toward the blaze,
+"you're a wizard! Never seen such nerve in my life&mdash;and you only out two
+months! You've got the clothes, and, what's more, you've got the real
+chappie lingo. It's great! I'm sorry to have to pull in such an artist.
+I am, honest. An' now you've got to go behind prison bars! It's
+sad&mdash;positively sad!"</p>
+
+<p>"Look here!" demanded McAllister. "Do<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span> you mean to tell me you're such a
+bloomin' ass as to think that I'm a crook, a professional burglar, who's
+got an introduction into society&mdash;a what-do-you-call-him? Oh,
+yes&mdash;Raffles?"</p>
+
+<p>Barney grinned at his victim, who was just getting into his dress-coat.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't throw such a chest, Fatty!" he said genially. "I think you've got
+Raffles whipped to a standstill. But you can't fool me, and you can't
+lose me. By the way, what am I goin' to do for evenin' clothes?"</p>
+
+<p>"Dunno. Have to stay up here, I guess. You can't come to dinner in those
+togs. It would queer everything."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm goin', just the same. Not once do I lose sight of you, old chappie,
+until you're safely in the cooler at headquarters. Then your swell
+friends can bail you out!"</p>
+
+<p>It was time for dinner. The little Dresden china clock on the mantel
+struck the hour softly, politely. McAllister glanced toward the door.
+The room was the largest of a suite. A small hall intervened between
+them and the main corridor. His hand trembled as he lit a Philip Morris.</p>
+
+<p>"Come on, then," he muttered over his shoulder to Barney, and led the
+way to the door leading into the bath-room, which was next the door into
+the hall and identical with it in appearance. He<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span> held it politely ajar
+for the detective, with a smile of resignation.</p>
+
+<p>"Apres vous, mon cher Baron!" he murmured.</p>
+
+<p>The Baron acknowledged the courtesy with an appreciative grin and passed
+in front of McAllister, but had no sooner done so than he received a
+violent push into the darkness. McAllister quickly pulled and locked the
+heavy walnut door, then paused, breathless, listening for some sound. He
+hoped the feller hadn't fallen and cut his head against the tub. There
+was a muffled report, and a bullet sang past and buried itself in the
+enamelled bedstead. Bang! Another whizzed into the china on the
+washstand.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister dashed for the corridor, closing both the outer and inner
+means of egress. At the head of the stairs he met Wainwright.</p>
+
+<p>"What the devil are you fellers tryin' to do, anyway?" asked the latter.
+"Sounds as if you were throwin' dumb-bells at each other."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister lighted another cigarette.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, the Baron was showing me how they do '<i>savate</i>,' that kind of
+boxing with their feet, don'cher know!"</p>
+
+<p>Chubby was entirely himself again. An unusual color suffused his
+ordinarily pink countenance as he joined the guests waiting for dinner.
+He explained ruefully that the Baron had been suddenly<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span> taken with a
+sharp pain in his head. It was an old trouble, he informed them, and
+would soon pass off. The nobleman would join the others presently&mdash;as
+soon as he felt able to do so.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
+<a name="img7" id="img7"></a><img src="images/image-7.jpg" width="500" height="369" alt="&quot;I think you&#39;ve got Raffles whipped to a standstill.&quot;" title="" />
+</div>
+<p class="caption">&quot;I think you&#39;ve got Raffles whipped to a standstill.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>There were murmurs of regret from all sides, since Mrs. Blair had lost
+no time in spreading the knowledge of the distinguished foreigner's
+presence at the house.</p>
+
+<p>"Who's missing besides the Baron?" inquired Blair, counting heads. "Oh,
+yes, Miss Benson!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, we won't wait for Mildred! It would make her feel so awkward,"
+responded his wife. "She and the Baron can come in together. Mr.
+McAllister, I believe I'm to have the pleasure of being taken in by
+you!"</p>
+
+<p>"Er&mdash;ye&mdash;es!" muttered Chubby vaguely, for at the moment he was
+calculating how long it would have taken that other Baron, the famous
+Trenk, to dig his way out of a porcelain bath-tub. "Too beastly bad
+about de Ville, but these French fellows, they don't have the advantage
+of our athletic sports to keep 'em in condition. Do you know, I hardly
+ever get off my peck? All due to taking regular exercise."</p>
+
+<p>The party made their way to the dining-room and were distributed in
+their various places. As McAllister was pushing in the chair of his
+hostess his eye fell upon a servant who was performing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span> the same office
+for a lady opposite. <i>Could</i> it be? He adjusted his monocle. There was
+no doubt about it. It was Wilkins. And now the detective was locked in
+the bath-room, and the burglar, his own double, would probably pass him
+the soup.</p>
+
+<p>"What a jolly mess!" ejaculated the bewildered guest under his breath,
+sinking into his chair and mechanically bolting a <i>caviare
+hors-d'&#339;uvre</i>. He drained his sherry and tried to grasp the whole
+significance of the situation.</p>
+
+<p>"I do hope the Baron is feeling better by this time," he heard Mrs.
+Blair remark. He was about to make an appropriately sympathetic reply
+when Miss Benson came hurriedly into the room, paused at the foot of the
+table and grasped the back of a chair for support. She had lost all her
+color, and her hands and voice trembled with excitement.</p>
+
+<p>"It's gone!" she gasped. "Stolen! My mother's pearl necklace! I had it
+on the bureau just before tea! Oh, what shall I do!" She burst into
+hysterical sobs.</p>
+
+<p>Two or three women gave little shrieks and pushed back their chairs.</p>
+
+<p>"My tiara!" exclaimed one.</p>
+
+<p>"And my diamond sun-burst! I left it right on a book on the
+dressing-table!" cried another.</p>
+
+<p>There was a general move from the table.</p>
+
+<p>"O Gordon! Do you think there are burg<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span>lars in the house?" called Mrs.
+Blair to her husband.</p>
+
+<p>"Heaven knows!" he replied. "There may be. But don't let's get excited.
+Miss Benson may possibly be mistaken, or she may have mislaid the
+necklace. What do you suggest, McAllister?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," replied our hero, keeping a careful eye upon Wilkins, "the first
+thing is to learn how much is missing. Why don't these ladies go right
+upstairs and see if they've lost anything? Meanwhile, we'd all better
+sit down and finish our soup."</p>
+
+<p>"Good idea!" returned Blair. "I'll go with them."</p>
+
+<p>The three hurriedly left the room, and the rest of the guests, with the
+exception of Miss Benson, seated themselves once more.</p>
+
+<p>Everybody began to talk at once. By George! The Benson pearls stolen!
+Why, they were worth twenty thousand dollars thirty years ago in Rome.
+You couldn't buy them <i>now</i> for love or money. Well, she had better sit
+down and eat something, anyway&mdash;a glass of wine, just to revive her
+spirits. Miss Benson was finally persuaded by her anxious hostess to sit
+down and "eat something." Mrs. Blair was very much upset. How awkward to
+have such a thing happen at one's first house party.</p>
+
+<p>The searchers presently returned with the word<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span> that apparently nothing
+else had been taken. This had a beneficial effect on the general
+appetite.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile McAllister had been watching Wilkins. Wilkins had been
+watching McAllister. Since that Christmas in the Tombs they had not seen
+each other. The valet was unchanged, save, of course, that his beard was
+gone. He moved silently from place to place, nothing betraying the
+agitation he must have felt at the realization that he was discovered.
+People were all shouting encouragement to Miss Benson. There was a great
+chatter and confusion. The tearful and hysterical Mildred was making
+pitiful little dabs at the viands forced upon her. Meanwhile the dinner
+went on. McAllister's seat commanded the door, and he could see, through
+the swinging screen, that there was no exit to the kitchen from the
+pantry.</p>
+
+<p><a name="whisper" id="whisper"></a>Wilkins approached with the fish. As the valet bent forward and passed
+the dish to his former master McAllister whispered sharply in his ear:</p>
+
+<p>"You're caught unless you give up that necklace. There's a Central
+Office man outside. <i>I</i> brought him. Pass me the jewels. It's your only
+chance!"</p>
+
+<p>"Very good, sir," replied Wilkins without moving a muscle.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span>The guests were still discussing excitedly Miss Benson's loss.
+McAllister's thoughts flew back to the time when, locked in the same
+cell, he and Wilkins had eaten their frugal meal together. He could
+never bring himself now to give him up to that detective fellow&mdash;that
+ubiquitous and omniscient ass! But Wilkins was approaching with the
+<i>entr&eacute;e</i>. As he passed the <i>vol au vent</i> he unostentatiously slipped
+something in a handkerchief into McAllister's lap.</p>
+
+<p>"May I go now, sir?" he asked almost inaudibly.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you taken anything else?" inquired his master.</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing."</p>
+
+<p>"On your honor as a gentleman&mdash;&mdash;'s gentleman?"</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins smiled tremulously.</p>
+
+<p>"Hon my onor, Mr. McAllister."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, go!&mdash;You seem to have a <i>penchant</i> for pearls," McAllister added
+half to himself, as he clasped in his hand the famous necklace. Common
+humanity to Miss Benson demanded his instant declaration of its
+possession, but the thought of Wilkins, who had slipped unobtrusively
+through the door, gave him pause. Let the poor chap have all the time he
+could get. He'd probably be caught, anyway. Just a question of a few
+days<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span> at most. And what a chance to get even on the Baron!</p>
+
+<p>But meanwhile the service had halted. The butler, a sedate person with
+white mutton-chops, after waiting nervously a few minutes, started to
+pass the roast himself.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Benson had been prevailed upon to finish her meal, and after dinner
+they were all going to have a grand hunt, everywhere. Afterward, if the
+necklace was not discovered, they would send for a detective from New
+York.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly two pistol shots rang out just beside the window. Men's voices
+were raised in angry shouts. A horse attached to some sort of vehicle
+galloped down the road. The guests started to their feet. A violent
+struggle was taking place outside the dining-room door. McAllister
+sprang up just in time to see the Baron break away from Blair's coachman
+and cover him with his pistol. The jehu threw up his hands. He was a
+sorry spectacle, collarless, and without his coat. Damp earth clung to
+his lower limbs and his defiant eyes glowed under tousled hair, while a
+bloody, swollen nose protruded between them.</p>
+
+<p>"Here! What's all this?" shouted Blair. "Put up that pistol! Who are
+you, sir?" Then the host rubbed his eyes and looked again.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>"By George! It's the Baron!" yelled Wainwright.</p>
+
+<p>"The Baron! The Baron!" exclaimed the others.</p>
+
+<p>"Baron&mdash;nothin'!" gasped Barney, still covering the coachman, while with
+the other hand he tried to rearrange his neckwear. "I'm Conville of the
+Central Office, and this man has aided in an escape. I'm arrestin' him
+for felony!"</p>
+
+<p>The detective's own features had evidently made a close acquaintance
+with mother earth, and one sleeve was torn almost to the shoulder. His
+eye presently fell upon McAllister, and he gave vent to an exclamation
+of bewilderment.</p>
+
+<p>"You! <i>You</i>! How did you get out of that wagon so quick? I've got you
+now, anyway!" And he shifted his gun in McAllister's direction. The
+women shrieked and crowded back into the dining-room.</p>
+
+<p>The coachman, who had not dared to remove his eyes from the detective,
+now began to jabber hysterically.</p>
+
+<p>"Hi think 'e's mad, I do, Mr. Blair! Hi think we all are! First hout
+comes Mr. McAllister, whom I brought from the station only an 'our ago
+an' says as 'ow 'e must go back at once to New York. So I 'arnesses up
+Lady Bird in the spyder an' sends Jeames to put hon 'is livery.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span> Just as
+Jeames comes back an' Mr. McAllister jumps in, hout comes <i>this</i> party
+<i>'ere</i> an' yells somethin' about Welch an' tries to climb in arter Mr.
+McAllister. Jeames gives the mare a cut an' haway they go. Then this
+'ere party begins to run arter 'em and commences shootin'. <i>Hi</i> tackles
+'im! <i>'E</i> knocks me down! <i>Hi</i> grabs 'im by the leg, an' 'ere we are,
+sir, axin' yer pardon&mdash;Hello, why <i>'ere's</i> Mr. McAllister <i>now</i>! May I
+ask as 'ow you <i>got</i> 'ere, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>But Barney had suddenly dropped the pistol.</p>
+
+<p>"Quick!" he shouted wildly. "Harness another horse! We've still got
+time. I can't lose my man this way!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, who <i>is</i> he? Who <i>was</i> it you shot at?"</p>
+
+<p>"Welch! Fatty Welch!" shrieked the Baron. "There's two of 'em! But the
+one I want has started for the station. I must catch him!"</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me, sir," interrupted the old butler, who alone had preserved
+his equanimity, addressing Mr. Blair. "My impression is, sir, that it
+must have been Manice, sir&mdash;the new third man, sir. I saw him step out.
+He must have taken Mr. McAllister's coat and hat!"</p>
+
+<p>There was an immediate chorus of assent. Of course that was it. The man
+had disguised himself in McAllister's clothes.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span>"He's got the necklace!" wailed Mildred. "Oh, I <i>know</i> he has!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes! Yes!"</p>
+
+<p>"Of course he's got it!"</p>
+
+<p>"After him! After him!"</p>
+
+<p>"Necklace! What necklace?" inquired Barney, more bewildered than ever.</p>
+
+<p>"My mother's pearl necklace! She bought it in Rome. And now it's gone.
+He's got it."</p>
+
+<p>Barney made a move for the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Run and harness up, William!" directed Blair. "Put in the Morgan
+ponies. Hustle now. The train isn't due for fifteen minutes and you can
+reach the station in ten. Don't spare the horses!"</p>
+
+<p>William, with a defiant look at the detective, hastened to obey the
+order.</p>
+
+<p>Barney was running his hands through his hair. He certainly had stumbled
+on to somethin', by Hookey! If he could only catch that feller it would
+mean certain promotion! He had to admit that he had been mistaken about
+McAllister, but this was better.</p>
+
+<p>"You see, I was right!" remarked our hero to the detective in his usual
+suave tones. "You should have done just what I said. You stayed too long
+upstairs. However, there's still a running chance of your catching our
+man at the sta<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span>tion. Here, take a drink, and then get along as fast as
+you can!"</p>
+
+<p>He handed Barney a glass of champagne, and the detective hastily gulped
+it down. He needed it, for the fifteen-foot jump from the bath-room
+window had shaken him up badly.</p>
+
+<p>"Trap's ready, sir!" called William, coming into the hall, and Barney
+turned without a word and dashed for the door. The whip cracked and
+McAllister was free.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, well!" remarked Blair. "Don't let's lose our dinner,
+anyway! Come, ladies, let's finish our meal. We at least know who the
+thief is, and there's a fair chance of his being caught. I will notify
+the White Plains police at once! Don't despair, Miss Benson. We'll have
+the necklace for you yet!"</p>
+
+<p>But Mildred was not to be comforted and clung to Mrs. Blair, with the
+tears welling in her eyes, while her hostess patted her cheek and tried
+to encourage a belief that the necklace in some mysterious way would
+return.</p>
+
+<p>"No, it's gone! I know it is. They'll never catch him! Oh, it's
+dreadful! I would give anything in the world to have that necklace
+back!"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Anything</i>, Miss Benson?" inquired McAllister gayly, as he rose from
+his place and held up the softly shining cord of pearls. "But perhaps<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span>
+if I held you to the letter of your contract you might claim <i>duress</i>.
+Allow me to return the necklace. It's a great pleasure, I assure you!"</p>
+
+<p>"Hooray for Chubby!" shouted Wainwright. The company gasped with
+astonishment as Miss Benson eagerly seized the jewels.</p>
+
+<p>"By George, McAllister! How did you do it?" inquired his excited host.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, tell us! How did you get 'em? <i>Where</i> did you get 'em?"</p>
+
+<p>"Who was the Baron?"</p>
+
+<p>"How on earth did you know?"</p>
+
+<p>They all suddenly began to shout, asking questions, arguing, and
+exclaiming with astonishment.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister saw that some explanation was in order.</p>
+
+<p>"Just a bit of detective work of my own," he announced carelessly. "I
+don't care to say anything more about it. One can't give away one's
+trade secrets, don'cher know. Of course that assistant of mine made
+rather a mess of it, but after all, the necklace was the main thing!"
+And he bowed to Miss Benson.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond this brilliant elucidation of the mystery no one could extract a
+syllable from the hero of the occasion. The Baron did not return, and
+his absence was not observed. But Joe Wainwright voiced the sentiments
+of the entire company when<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span> he announced somewhat huskily that
+McAllister made Sherlock Holmes look like thirty cents.</p>
+
+<p>"But, say," he muttered thickly an hour later to his host as they
+sauntered into the billiard-room for one last whiskey and soda, "did you
+notice how much that butler feller that ran away looked like McAllister?
+'S livin' image! 'Pon my 'onor!"</p>
+
+<p>"You've been drinking, Joe!" laughed his companion.</p>
+
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2 class="newchapter"><a name="The_Escape_of_Wilkins" id="The_Escape_of_Wilkins"></a>The Escape of Wilkins</h2>
+
+
+<h3 class="firstsection">I</h3>
+
+<p>"Party to see you, sir, in the visitors' room. Didn't have a card. Said
+you would know him, sir."</p>
+
+<p>Although Peter spoke in his customary deferential tones, there was a
+queer look upon his face that did not escape McAllister as the latter
+glanced up from the afternoon paper which he had been perusing in the
+window.</p>
+
+<p>"Hm!" remarked the clubman, gazing out at the rain falling in torrents.
+Who in thunder could be calling upon him a day like this, when there
+wasn't even a cab in sight and the policemen had sought sanctuary in
+convenient vestibules. It was evident that this "party" must want to see
+him very badly indeed.</p>
+
+<p>"What shall I say, sir?" continued Peter gently.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister glanced sharply at him. Of course it was absurd to suppose
+that Peter, or anyone else, had heard of the extraordinary events at the
+Blairs'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span> the night before, yet vaguely McAllister felt that this
+stranger must in some mysterious way be connected with them. In any case
+there was no use trying to duck the consequences of the adventure,
+whatever they might prove to be.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll see him," said the clubman. Maybe it was another detective after
+additional information, or perhaps a reporter. Without hesitation he
+crossed the marble hall and parted the porti&egrave;res of the visitors' room.
+Before him stood the rain-soaked, bedraggled figure of the valet.</p>
+
+<p>"Wilkins!" he gasped.</p>
+
+<p>The burglar raised his head and disclosed a countenance haggard from
+lack of sleep and the strain of the pursuit. Little rivers of rain
+streamed from his cuffs, his (McAllister's) coat-tails, and from the
+brim of his master's hat, which he held deprecatingly before him. There
+was a look of fear in his eyes, and he trembled like a hare which pauses
+uncertain in which direction to escape.</p>
+
+<p>"Forgive me, sir! Oh, sir, forgive me! They're right hafter me! Just
+houtside, sir! It was my honly chance!"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister gazed at him horrified and speechless.</p>
+
+<p>"You see, sir," continued Wilkins in accents of breathless terror, "I
+caught the train last night and reached the city a'ead of the detective.
+I knew<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span> 'e'd 'ave telegraphed a general halarm, so I 'id in a harea all
+night. This mornin' I thought I'd given 'im the slip, but I walked
+square into 'im on Fiftieth Street. I took it on a run hup Sixth
+Havenue, doubled 'round a truck, an' thought I'd lost 'im, but 'e saw me
+on Fifty-third Street an' started dead after me. I think 'e saw me stop
+in 'ere, sir. Wot shall I do, sir? You won't give me hup, will you,
+sir?"</p>
+
+<p>Before McAllister could reply there was a commotion at the door of the
+club, and he recognized the clear tones of Barney Conville.</p>
+
+<p>"Who am I? I'm a sergeant of police&mdash;Detective Bureau. You've just
+passed in a burglar. He must be right inside. Let me in, I say!"</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins shrank back toward the curtains.</p>
+
+<p>There was a slight scuffle, but the servant outside placed his foot
+behind the door in such a position that the detective could not enter.
+Then Peter came to the rescue.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean by trying to force your way into a private club, like
+this? I'll telephone the Inspector. Get out of here, now! Get away from
+that door!"</p>
+
+<p>"Inspector nothin'! Let me in!"</p>
+
+<p>"Have you got a warrant?"</p>
+
+<p>The question seemed to stagger the detective for a moment, and his
+adversary seized the opportu<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span>nity to close the door. Then Peter knocked
+politely upon the other side of the curtains.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm afraid, Mr. McAllister, I can't keep the officer out much longer.
+It's only a question of time. You'll pardon me, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Of course, Peter," answered McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>He stepped to the window. Outside he could see Conville stationing two
+plain-clothes men so as to guard both exits from the club. McAllister's
+breath came fast. Wilkins crouched in terror by the centre-table. Then a
+momentary inspiration came to the clubman.</p>
+
+<p>"Er&mdash;Peter, this is my friend, Mr. Lloyd-Jones. Take his coat and hat,
+give me a check for them, and then show him upstairs to a room. He'll be
+here for an hour or so."</p>
+
+<p>"Very good, sir," replied Peter without emotion, as he removed Wilkins's
+dripping coat and hat. "This way, sir."</p>
+
+<p>Casting a look of dazed gratitude at his former master, the valet
+followed Peter toward the elevator.</p>
+
+<p>"Here's a nice mess!" thought McAllister, as he returned to the big
+room. "How am I ever going to get rid of him? And ain't I liable somehow
+as an accomplice?"</p>
+
+<p>He wrinkled his brows, lit a Perfecto, and sank again into his
+accustomed place by the window.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span>"That policeman wants to see you, sir," said the doorman, suddenly
+appearing at his elbow. "Says he knows you, and it's somethin' very
+important."</p>
+
+<p>The clubman smothered a curse. His first impulse was to tell the
+impudent fellow to go to the devil, but then he thought better of it. He
+had beaten Conville once, and he would do so again. When it came to a
+show-down, he reckoned his brains were about as good as a policeman's.</p>
+
+<p>"All right," he replied. "Tell him to sit down&mdash;that I've just come in,
+and will be with him in a few moments."</p>
+
+<p>"Very good, sir," answered the servant.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister perceived that he must think rapidly. There was no escape
+from the conclusion that he was certainly assisting in the escape of a
+felon; that he was an accessory after the fact, as it were. The idea did
+not increase his happiness at all. His one experience in the Tombs,
+however adventitious, had been quite sufficient. Nevertheless, he could
+not go back on Wilkins, particularly now that he had promised to assist
+him. McAllister rubbed his broad forehead in perplexity.</p>
+
+<p>"The officer says he's in a great hurry, sir, and wants to know can you
+see him at once, sir," said the doorman, coming back.</p>
+
+<p>"Hang it!" exclaimed our hero. "Yes, I'll <i>see</i> him."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>He got up and walked slowly to the visitors' room again, while Peter,
+with a studiously unconscious expression, held the porti&egrave;res open. He
+entered, prepared for the worst. As he did so, Conville sprang to his
+feet, leaving a pool of water in front of the sofa and tossing little
+drops of rain from the ends of his mustache.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, Mr. McAllister, there's been enough of this. Where's Welch,
+the crook, who ran in here a few moments ago? Oh, he's here fast enough!
+I've got your club covered, front and behind. Don't try to con <i>me</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister slowly adjusted his monocle, smiled affably, and sank
+comfortably into an armchair.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, it's you, Baron, isn't it! How are you? Won't you have a little
+nip of something warm? No? A cigar, then. Here, Peter, bring the
+gentleman an Obsequio. Well, to what do I owe this honor?"</p>
+
+<p>Conville glared at him enraged. However, he restrained his wrath. A wise
+detective never puts himself at a disadvantage by giving way to useless
+emotion. When Peter returned with the cigar, Barney took it mechanically
+and struck a match, meanwhile keeping one eye upon the door of the club.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose," he presently remarked, "you think you're smart. Well,
+you're mistaken. I had you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span> wrong last night, I admit&mdash;that is, so far
+as your identity was concerned. You're a real high-roller, all right,
+but that ain't the whole thing, by a long shot. How would you like to
+wander down to Headquarters as an accomplice?"</p>
+
+<p>A few chills played hide-and-seek around the base of the clubman's
+spine.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be an ass!" he finally managed to ejaculate.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I can't connect you with the necklace! You're safe enough there,"
+Barney continued. "But how about this little game right here in this
+club? You're aiding in the escape of a felon. That's <i>felony</i>. You know
+that yourself. Besides, when you locked me in the bath-room last night
+you assaulted an officer in the performance of his duty. I've got you
+dead to rights, <i>see</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister laughed lightly.</p>
+
+<p>"By jiminy!" he exclaimed, "I <i>thought</i> you were crazy all the time, and
+now I <i>know</i> it. What in thunder are you driving at?"</p>
+
+<p>Conville knocked the ashes off his cigar impatiently.</p>
+
+<p>"Drivin' at? Drivin' at? Where's Welch&mdash;Fatty Welch, that ran in here
+five minutes ago?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister assumed a puzzled expression.</p>
+
+<p>"Welch? No one ran in here except myself.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span> <i>I</i> came in about that time.
+Got off the L at Fiftieth Street, footed it pretty fast up Sixth Avenue,
+and then through Fifty-third Street to the club. I got mighty well wet,
+too, I tell you!"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't think you can throw that game into <i>me</i>!" shouted Conville. "You
+can't catch me twice <i>that</i> way. It was <i>Welch</i> I saw, not you."</p>
+
+<p>"You don't believe me?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister pressed the bell and Peter entered.</p>
+
+<p>"Peter, tell this gentleman how many persons have come into the club
+within the hour."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, only <i>you</i>, sir," replied Peter, without hesitation. "Your clothes
+was wringin' wet, sir. No one else has entered the club since twelve
+o'clock."</p>
+
+<p>"Bah!" exclaimed Conville. "If it was <i>you</i> that came in," he added
+cunningly, "suppose you show me your check, and let me have a look at
+your coat!"</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly," responded McAllister, beginning to regain his equanimity,
+as he drew Wilkins's check from his pocket. "Here it is. You can step
+over and get the coat for yourself."</p>
+
+<p>Barney seized the small square of brass, crossed to the coat-room, and
+returned with the dripping garment, which he held up to the light at the
+window.</p>
+
+<p>"You ought to find Poole's name under the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span> collar, and my own inside the
+breast-pocket," remarked Chubby encouragingly. "It's there, isn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>Conville threw the soaked object over a chair-back and made a rapid
+inspection, then turned to McAllister with an expression of
+bewilderment.</p>
+
+<p>"I&mdash;you&mdash;how&mdash;" he stammered.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you remember," laughed his tormentor, "that there was a big truck
+on the corner of Sixth Avenue?"</p>
+
+<p>Barney set his teeth.</p>
+
+<p>"I see you <i>do</i>," continued McAllister. "Well, what more can I do for
+you? Are you sure you won't have that drink?"</p>
+
+<p>But Conville was in no mood for drinking. Stepping up to the clubman, he
+looked searchingly down into his face.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. McAllister," he hissed, "you think you've got me criss-crossed. You
+think you're a sure winner. But I <i>know</i> you. I know your <i>face</i>. And
+this time I don't lose you, <i>see</i>? You're in cahoots with Welch. You're
+his side-partner. You'll see me again. Remember, you're a <i>common
+felon</i>."</p>
+
+<p>The detective made for the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't say 'common,'" murmured McAllister, as Conville disappeared. Then
+his nonchalant look gave place to one of extreme dejection.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span> "Peter," he
+gasped, "tell Mr. Lloyd-Jones I must see him at once."</p>
+
+<p>Peter soon returned with the unexpected information that "Mr.
+Lloyd-Jones" had gone to bed and wouldn't get up.</p>
+
+<p>"Says he's sick, sir," said Peter, trying hard to retain his gravity.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister made one jump for the elevator. Peter followed. Of course,
+<i>he</i> had known Wilkins when the latter was in McAllister's employ.</p>
+
+<p>"I put him in No. 13, sir," remarked the majordomo.</p>
+
+<p>Sure enough, Wilkins was in bed. His clothes were nowhere visible, and
+the quilt was pulled well up around his fat neck. He seemed utterly to
+have lost his nerve.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, sir!" he cried apologetically, "I was hafraid to come down, sir.
+<i>Without my clothes</i> they never could hidentify me, sir!"</p>
+
+<p>"What on earth have you done with 'em?" cried his master.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Mr. McAllister!" wailed Wilkins, "I couldn't think o' nothin' else,
+so I just threw 'em hout the window, into the hairshaft."</p>
+
+<p>At this intelligence Peter, who had lingered by the door, choked
+violently and retired down the hall.</p>
+
+<p>"Wilkins," exclaimed McAllister, "I never<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span> took you for a fool before!
+Pray, what do you propose to do now?"</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
+<a name="img8" id="img8"></a><img src="images/image-8.jpg" width="500" height="425" alt="You think you&#39;re a sure winner." title="" />
+</div>
+<p class="caption">&quot;You think you&#39;re a sure winner. But I know you. I know your
+face.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Can't you see what an awkward position you've placed me in?" went on
+McAllister. "I'm liable to arrest for aidin' in your escape. In fact,
+that detective has just threatened to take me to Headquarters."</p>
+
+<p>"'Oly Moses!" moaned Wilkins. "Oh, wot shall I do? If you honly get me
+haway, sir, I promise you I'll never return."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister closed the door, sat down by the bed, and puffed hard at his
+cigar.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll try it!" he muttered at length. "Wilkins, you remember you always
+wore my clothes."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," sighed Wilkins.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, to-night you shall leave the club in my dress-suit, tall hat, and
+Inverness&mdash;understand? You'll take a cab from here at eleven-forty. Go
+to the Grand Central and board the twelve o'clock train for Boston.
+Here's a ticket, and the check for the drawing-room. You'll be Mr.
+McAllister of the Colophon Club, if anyone speaks to you. You're going
+on to Mr. Cabot's wedding to-morrow, to act as best man. Turn in as soon
+as you go on board, and don't let anyone disturb you. I'll be on the
+train myself, and after it starts I'll knock three times on the door."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>"Very good, sir," murmured Wilkins.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll send to my rooms for the clothes at once. Do you think you can do
+it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, certainly, sir! Thank you, sir! I'll be there, sir, never fail."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, good luck to you."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister returned to the big room downstairs. The longer he thought of
+his plan the better he liked it. He was going to the Winthrops' Twelfth
+Night party that evening as Henry VIII. He would dress at the club and
+leave it in costume about nine o'clock. Conville would never recognize
+him in doublet and hose, and, when Wilkins departed at eleven-forty,
+would in all likelihood take the latter for McAllister. If he could thus
+get rid of his ex-valet for good and all it would be cheap at twice the
+trouble. So far as spiriting away Wilkins was concerned the whole thing
+seemed easy enough, and McAllister, once more in his usual state of
+genial placidity, ordered as good a dinner as the <i>chef</i> could provide.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">II</h3>
+
+<p>The revelry was at its height when Henry VIII realized with a start that
+it was already half after eleven. First there had been a professional
+presentation of the scene between Sir Andrew Ague<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span>cheek and Sir Toby
+Belch that had made McAllister shake with merriment. He thought Sir
+Andrew the drollest fellow that he had seen for many a day. Maria and
+the clown were both good, too. McAllister had a fleeting wish that he
+had essayed Sir Toby. The champagne had been excellent and the
+characters most amusing, and, altogether, McAllister did not blame
+himself for having overstayed his time&mdash;in fact, he didn't care much
+whether he had or not. He had intended going back to his rooms for the
+purpose of changing his costume, but he had plenty of clothes on the
+train, and there really seemed no need of it at all. He bade his hostess
+good-night in a most optimistic frame of mind and hailed a cab. The long
+ulster which he wore entirely concealed his costume save for his shoes,
+strange creations of undressed leather, red on the uppers and white
+between the toes. As for his cap and feather, he was quite too happy to
+mind them for an instant. The assembled crowd of lackeys and footmen
+cheered him mildly as he drove away, but Henry VIII, smoking a large
+cigar, noticed them not. Neither did he observe a slim young man who
+darted out from behind a flight of steps and followed the cab, keeping
+about half a block in the rear. The rain had stopped. The clouds had
+drawn aside their curtains, and a big friendly moon beamed down on<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span>
+McAllister from an azure sky, bright almost as day.</p>
+
+<p>The cabman hit up his pace as they reached the slope from the Cathedral
+down Fifth Avenue, and the runner was distanced by several blocks.
+McAllister, happy and sleepy, was blissfully unconscious of being an
+actor in a drama of vast import to the New York police, but as they
+reached Forty-third Street he saw by the illuminated clock upon the
+Grand Central Station that it was two minutes to twelve. At the same
+moment a trace broke. The driver sprang from his seat, but before he
+could reach the ground McAllister had leaped out. Tossing a bill to the
+perturbed cabby, our hero threw off his ulster and sped with an agility
+marvellous to behold down Forty-third Street toward the station. As he
+dashed across Madison Avenue, directly in front of an electric car, the
+hand on the clock slipped a minute nearer. At that instant the slim man
+turned the corner from Fifth Avenue and redoubled his speed. Thirty
+seconds later, McAllister, in sword, doublet, hose, and feathered cap,
+burst into the waiting-room, carrying an ulster, clearing half its
+length in six strides, threw himself through the revolving door to the
+platform, and sprang past the astonished gate-man just as he was
+sliding-to the gate.</p>
+
+<p>"Hi, there, give us yer ticket!" yelled the man<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span> after the retreating
+form of Henry VIII, but royalty made no response.</p>
+
+<p>The gate closed, a gong rang twice, somewhere up ahead an engine gave
+half a dozen spasmodic coughs, and the forward section of the train
+began to pull out. McAllister, gasping for breath, a terrible pain in
+his side, his ulster seeming to weigh a thousand pounds, stumbled upon
+the platform of the car next the last. As he did so, the slim young man
+rushed to the gate and commenced to beat frantically upon it. The
+gate-man, indignant, approached to make use of severe language.</p>
+
+<p>"Open this gate!" yelled the man. "There's a burglar in disguise on that
+train. Didn't you see him run through? Open up!"</p>
+
+<p>"Whata yer givin' us?" answered Gate. "Who are yer, anyhow?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm a detective sergeant!" shrieked the one outside, excitedly
+exhibiting a shield. "I order you to open this gate and let me through."</p>
+
+<p>Gate looked with exasperating deliberateness after the receding train;
+its red lights were just passing out of the station.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, go to&mdash;!" said he through the bars.</p>
+
+<hr class="thin" />
+
+<p>"Is this car 2241?" inquired the breathless McAllister at the same
+moment, as he staggered inside.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span>"Sho, boss," replied the porter, grinning from ear to ear as he received
+the ticket and its accompanying half-dollar. "Drawin'-room, sah?
+Yes-sah. Right here, sah! Yo' frien', he arrived some time ago. May Ah
+enquire what personage yo represent, sah? A most magnificent sword,
+sah!"</p>
+
+<p>"Where's the smoking compartment?" asked McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Udder end, sah!"</p>
+
+<p>Now McAllister had no inclination to feel his way the length of that
+swaying car. He perceived that the smoking compartment of the car behind
+would naturally be much more convenient.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm going into the next car to smoke for a while," he informed the
+darky.</p>
+
+<p>No one was in the smoking compartment of the Benvolio, which was bright
+and warm, and McAllister, throwing down his ulster, stretched
+luxuriously across the cushions, lit a cigar, and watched with interest
+the myriad lights of the Greater City marching past, those near at hand
+flashing by with the velocity of meteors, and those beyond swinging
+slowly forward along the outer rim of the circle. And the idea of this
+huge circle, its circumference ever changing with the forward movement
+of its pivot, beside which the train was rushing, never passing that
+mysterious edge which fled<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span> before them into infinity, took hold on
+McAllister's imagination, and he fancied, as he sped onward, that in
+some mysterious way, if he could only square that circle or calculate
+its radius, he could solve the problem of existence. What was it he had
+learned when a boy at St. Andrew's about the circle? Pi R&mdash;one&mdash;two&mdash;two
+Pi R! That was it! "2&#960;r." The smoke from his cigar swirled thickly
+around the Pintsch light in the ceiling, and Henry VIII, oblivious of
+the anachronism, with his sword and feathered cap upon the sofa beside
+him, gazed solemnly into space.</p>
+
+<p>"Br-r-clink!&mdash;br-r-clink!" went the track.</p>
+
+<p>"Two Pi R!" murmured McAllister. "Two Pi R!"</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">III</h3>
+
+<p>Under the big moon's yellow disk, beside and past the roaring train,
+along the silent reaches of the Sound, leaping on its copper thread from
+pole to pole, jumping from insulator to insulator, from town to town,
+sped a message concerning Henry VIII. The night operator at New Haven,
+dozing over a paper in the corner, heard his call four times before he
+came to his senses. Then he sent the answer rattling back with a
+simulation of indignation:</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes! What's your rush?"</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p class="zerobottom"><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span>Special&mdash;Police&mdash;Headquarters&mdash;New Haven. Escaped
+ex-convict Welch on No. 13 from New York. Notify
+McGinnis. In complete disguise. Arrest and notify.
+Particulars long-distance 'phone in morning.</p>
+<p class="zerotop alignright smcap">Ebstein.</p></div>
+
+<p>The operator crossed the room and unhooked the telephone.</p>
+
+<p>"Headquarters, please."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. Headquarters! Is McGinnis of the New York Detective Bureau there?
+Tell him he's wanted, to make an important arrest on board No. 13 when
+she comes through at two-twenty. Sorry. Say, tell him to bring along
+some cigars. I'll give him the complete message down here."</p>
+
+<p>Then the operator went back to his paper. In a few moments he suddenly
+sat up.</p>
+
+<p>"By gum!" he ejaculated.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p class="center">BOLD ATTEMPT AT BURGLARY IN COUNTRY HOUSE</p>
+
+<p>It was learned to-day that a well-known crook had been
+successful recently in securing a position as a
+servant at Mr. Gordon Blair's at Scarsdale. Last
+evening one of the guests missed her valuable pearl
+necklace. In the excitement which followed the burglar
+made his escape, leaving the necklace behind him. The
+perpetrator of this bold attempt is the notorious
+Fatty Welch, now wanted in several States as a
+fugitive from justice.</p></div>
+
+<p>"By gum!" repeated the operator, throwing down the paper. Then he went
+to the drawer and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span> took out a small bull-dog revolver, which he
+carefully loaded.</p>
+
+<p>"Br-r-clink!&mdash;br-r-clink!" went the track, as the train swung round the
+curve outside New Haven. The brakes groaned, the porters waked from
+troubled slumbers in wicker chairs, one or two old women put out their
+arms and peered through the window-shades, and the train thundered past
+the depot and slowly came to a full stop. Ahead, the engine panted and
+steamed. Two gnomes ran, Mimi-like, out of a cavernous darkness behind
+the station and by the light of flaring torches began to hammer and tap
+the flanges. The conductor, swinging off the rear car, ran into the
+embrace of a huge Irishman. At the same moment a squad of policemen
+separated and scattered to the different platforms.</p>
+
+<p>"Here! Let me go!" gasped the conductor. "What's all this?"</p>
+
+<p>"Say, Cap., I'm McGinnis&mdash;Central Office, New York. You've got a burglar
+on board. They're after wirin' me to make the arrest."</p>
+
+<p>"Burglar be damned!" yelled the conductor. "Do you think you can hold me
+up and search my train? Why, I'd be two hours late!"</p>
+
+<p>"I won't take more'n fifteen minutes," continued McGinnis, making for
+the rear car.</p>
+
+<p>"Come back there, you!" shouted the conduc<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span>tor, grasping him firmly by
+the coat-tails. "You can't wake up all the passengers."</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, Cap.," expostulated the detective, "don't ye see I've got to
+make this arrest? It won't take a minute. The porters'll know who
+they've got, and you're runnin' awful light. Have a good cigar?"</p>
+
+<p>The conductor took the weed so designated and swore loudly. It was the
+biggest piece of gall on record. Well, hang it! he didn't want to take
+McGinnis all the way to Boston, and even if he did, there would be the
+same confounded mix-up at the other end. He admitted finally that it was
+a fine night. Did McGinnis want a nip? He had a bottle in the porter's
+closet. Yes, call out those niggers and make 'em tell what they knew.</p>
+
+<p>The conductor was now just as insistent that the burglar should be
+arrested then and there as he had been before that the train should not
+be held up. He rushed through the cars telling the various porters to go
+outside. Eight or ten presently assembled upon the platform. They filled
+McGinnis with unspeakable repulsion.</p>
+
+<p>The conductor began with car No. 2204.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, Deacon, who have you got?"</p>
+
+<p>The Deacon, an enormously fat darky, rolled his eyes and replied that he
+had "two ole women<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span> an' er gen'elman gwine ortermobublin with his
+cheffonier."</p>
+
+<p>The conductor opined that these would prove unfertile candidates for
+McGinnis. He therefore turned to Moses, of car No. 2201. Moses, however,
+had only half a load. There was a fat man, a Mr. Huber, who travelled
+regularly; two ladies on passes; and a very thin man, with his wife, her
+sister, a maid, two nurses, and three children.</p>
+
+<p>"Nothin' doin'!" remarked the captain. "Now, Colonel, what have <i>you</i>
+got?"</p>
+
+<p>But the Colonel, a middle-aged colored man of aristocratic appearance,
+had an easy answer. His entire car was full, as he expressed it, "er
+frogs."</p>
+
+<p>"Frenchmen!" grunted McGinnis.</p>
+
+<p>The conductor remembered. Yes, they were Sanko's Orchestra going on to
+give a matin&eacute;e concert in Providence.</p>
+
+<p>The next car had only five drummers, every one of whom was known to the
+conductor, as taking the trip twice a week. They were therefore counted
+out. That left only one car, No. 2205.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, William, what have you got?"</p>
+
+<p>William grinned. Though sleepy, he realized the importance of the
+disclosure he was about to make and was correspondingly dignified and
+ponderous. There was two trabblin' gen'elmen, Mr. Smith and Mr. Higgins.
+He'd handled dose<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span> gen'elmen fo' several years. There was a very old
+lady, her daughter and maid. Then there was Mr. Uberheimer, who got off
+at Middletown. And then&mdash;William smiled significantly&mdash;there was an
+awful strange pair in the drawin'-room. They could look for themselves.
+He didn't know nuff'n 'bout burglars in disguise, but dere was "one of
+'em in er mighty curious set er fixtures."</p>
+
+<p>"Huh! <i>Two</i> of 'em!" commented McGinnis.</p>
+
+<p>"That's easy!" remarked the mollified conductor.</p>
+
+<p>The telegraph operator, who read Laura Jean Libbey, now approached with
+his revolver.</p>
+
+<p>McGinnis, another detective, and the conductor moved toward the car.
+William preferred the safety of the platform and the temporary
+distinction of being the discoverer of the fugitive. No light was
+visible in the drawing-room, and the sounds of heavy slumber were
+plainly audible. The conductor rapped loudly; there was no response. He
+rattled the door and turned the handle vigorously, but elicited no sign
+of recognition. Then McGinnis rapped with his knife on the glass of the
+door. He happened to hit three times. Immediately there were sounds
+within. Something very much like "All right, sir," and the door was
+opened. The conductor and McGinnis<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span> saw a fat man, in blue silk pajamas,
+his face flushed and his eyes heavy with sleep, who looked at them in
+dazed bewilderment.</p>
+
+<p>"Wot do you want?" drawled the fat man, blinking at the lantern.</p>
+
+<p>"Sorry to disturb you," broke in McGinnis briskly, "but is there any wan
+else, beside ye, to kape ye company?"</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins shook his head with annoyance and made as if to close the door,
+but the detective thrust his foot across the threshold.</p>
+
+<p>"Aisy there!" he remarked. "Conductor, just turn on that light, will
+ye?"</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins scrambled heavily into his berth, and the conductor struck a
+match and turned on the Pintsch light. Only one bed was occupied, and
+that by the fat man in the pajamas. On the sofa was an elegant
+alligator-skin bag disclosing a row of massive silver-topped bottles. A
+tall silk hat and Inverness coat hung from a hook, and a suit of evening
+clothes, as well as a business suit of fustian, were neatly folded and
+lying on the upper berth.</p>
+
+<p>At this vision of respectability both McGinnis and the conductor
+recoiled, glancing doubtfully at one another. Wilkins saw his advantage.</p>
+
+<p>"May I hinquire," remarked he, with dignity, "wot you mean by these
+hactions? W'y am I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span> thus disturbed in the middle of the night? It is
+houtrageous!"</p>
+
+<p>"Very sorry, sir," replied the conductor. "The fact is, we thought <i>two</i>
+people, suspicious characters, had taken this room together, and this
+officer here"&mdash;pointing to McGinnis&mdash;"had orders to arrest one of them."</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins swelled with indignation.</p>
+
+<p>"Suspicious characters! Two people! Look 'ere, conductor, I'll 'ave you
+to hunderstand that I will not tolerate such a performance. I am Mr.
+McAllister, of the Colophon Club, New York, and I am hon my way to
+hattend the wedding of Mr. Frederick Cabot in Boston, to-morrow. I am to
+be 'is best man. Can I give you any further hinformation?"</p>
+
+<p>The conductor, who had noticed the initials "McA" on the silver bottle
+heads, and the same stamped upon the bag, stammered something in the
+nature of an apology.</p>
+
+<p>"Say, Cap.," whispered McGinnis, "we've got him wrong, I guess. This
+feller ain't no burglar. Anywan can see he's a swell, all right. Leave
+him alone."</p>
+
+<p>"Very sorry to have disturbed you," apologized the conductor humbly,
+putting out the light and closing the door.</p>
+
+<p>"That nigger must be nutty," he added to the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span> detective. "By Joshua!
+Perhaps he's got away with some of my stuff!"</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 344px;">
+<a name="img9" id="img9"></a><img src="images/image-9.jpg" width="344" height="500" alt="Wot do you want?" title="" />
+</div>
+<p class="caption">&quot;Wot do you want?&quot; drawled the fat man, blinking at the
+lantern.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, William, what's the matter with you? Have you been swipin'
+my whisky. There ain't two men in that drawin'-room at all&mdash;just one&mdash;a
+swell," hollered the conductor as they reached the platform.</p>
+
+<p>"Fo' de Lawd, Cap'n, I ain't teched yo' whisky," cried William in
+terror. "I swear dey was two of 'em, 'n' de udder was in <i>dis</i>guise. It
+was de fines' <i>dis</i>guise I eber saw!" he added reminiscently.</p>
+
+<p>"Aw, what yer givin' us!" exclaimed McGinnis, entirely out of patience.
+"What kind av a disguise was he in?"</p>
+
+<p>"Dat's what I axed him," explained William, edging toward the rim of the
+circle. "I done ax him right away what character he done represent. He
+had on silk stockin's, an' a colored deglishay shirt, an' a belt an'
+moccasons, an' a sword an'&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"A sword!" yelled McGinnis, making a jump in William's direction. "I'll
+break yer black head for ye!"</p>
+
+<p>"Hold on!" cried the conductor, who had disappeared into the car and had
+emerged again with a bottle in his hand. "The stuff's here."</p>
+
+<p>"I tell ye the coon is drunk!" shouted the de<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>tective in angry tones.
+"He can't make small av <i>me</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>"I done tole you the trufe," continued William from a safe distance, his
+teeth and eyeballs shining in the moonlight.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, where did he go?" asked the conductor. "Did you put him in the
+drawin'-room?"</p>
+
+<p>"I seen his ticket," replied William, "an' he said he wanted to smoke,
+so he went into the Benvolio, the car behin'."</p>
+
+<p>"Car behind!" cried McGinnis. "There ain't no car behind. This here is
+the last car."</p>
+
+<p>"Sure," said the conductor, with a laugh; "we dropped the Benvolio at
+Selma Junction for repairs. Say, McGinnis, you better have that drink!"</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">IV</h3>
+
+<p>McAllister was awakened by a sense of chill. The compartment was dark,
+save for the pale light of the moon hanging low over what seemed to be
+water and the masts of ships, which stole in and picked out sharply the
+silver buckles on his shoes and the buttons of his doublet. There was no
+motion, no sound. The train was apparently waiting somewhere, but
+McAllister could not hear the engine. He put on his ulster and stepped
+to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span> the door of the car. All the lights had been extinguished and he
+could hear neither the sound of heavy breathing nor the other customary
+evidences of the innocent rest of the human animal. He looked across the
+platform for his own car and found that the train had totally
+disappeared. The Benvolio was stationary&mdash;side-tracked, evidently, on
+the outskirts of a town, not far from some wharves.</p>
+
+<p>"Jiminy!" thought McAllister, looking at his uncheerful surroundings and
+his picturesque, if somewhat cool, costume.</p>
+
+<p>For a moment his mental processes refused to answer the heavy draught
+upon them. Then he turned up his coat-collar, stepped out upon the
+platform, and lit a cigar. By the light of the match he looked at his
+watch and saw that it was four o'clock. Overhead the sky glowed with
+thousands of twinkling stars, and the moon, just touching the sea, made
+a limpid path of light across the water. At the docks silent ships lay
+fast asleep. A mile away a clock struck four, intensifying the
+stillness. It was very beautiful, but very cold, and McAllister shivered
+as he thought of Wilkins, and Freddy Cabot, and the wedding at twelve
+o'clock. So far as he knew he might be just outside of Boston&mdash;Quincy,
+or somewhere&mdash;yet, somehow, the moon didn't look as if it were at
+Quincy.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span>He jumped down and started along the track. His feet stung as they
+struck the cinder. His whole body was asleep. It was easy enough to walk
+in the direction in which the clock had sounded, and this he did. The
+rails followed the shore for about a hundred yards and then joined the
+main line. Presently he came in sight of a depot. Every now and then his
+sword would get between his legs, and this caused him so much annoyance
+that he took it off and carried it. It was queer how uncomfortable the
+old style of shoe was when used for walking on a railroad track. His
+ruffle, too, proved a confounded nuisance, almost preventing a
+satisfactory adjustment of coat-collar. Finally he untied it and put it
+in the pocket of his ulster. The cap was not so bad.</p>
+
+<p>The depot had inspired the clubman with distinct hope, but as he
+approached, it appeared as dark and tenantless as the car behind him. It
+was impossible to read the name of the station owing to the fact that
+the sign was too high up for the light of a match to reach it. It was
+clear that there was nothing to do but to wait for the dawn, and he
+settled himself in a corner near the express office and tried to forget
+his discomfort.</p>
+
+<p>He had less time to wait than he had expected. Soon a great clattering
+of hoofs caused him to climb stiffly to his feet again. Three farmers'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span>
+wagons, each drawn by a pair of heavy horses, backed in against the
+platform, and their drivers, throwing down the reins, leaped to the
+ground. All were smoking pipes and chaffing one another loudly. Then
+they began to unload huge cans of milk. This looked encouraging. If they
+were bringing milk at this hour there must be a train&mdash;going somewhere.
+It didn't matter where to McAllister, if only he could get warm.
+Presently a faint humming came along the rails, which steadily increased
+in volume until the approaching train could be distinctly heard.</p>
+
+<p>"Pretty nigh on time," commented the nearest farmer.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister stepped forward, sword in hand. The farmer involuntarily drew
+back.</p>
+
+<p>"Wall, I swan!" he remarked, removing his pipe.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mind telling me," inquired our friend, "what place this is and
+where this train goes to?"</p>
+
+<p>"I reckon not," replied the other. "This is Selma Junction, and this
+here train is due in New York at five. Who be you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," answered McAllister, "I'm just an humble citizen of New York,
+forced by circumstances to return to the city as soon as possible."</p>
+
+<p>"Reckon you're one o' them play-actors, bean't ye?"</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span>"You've got it," returned McAllister. "Fact is, I've just been playing
+Henry VIII&mdash;on the road."</p>
+
+<p>"I've heard tell on't," commented the rustic. "But I ain't never seen
+it. Shakespeare, ain't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, Shakespeare," admitted the clubman.</p>
+
+<p>At this moment the milk-train roared in and the teamsters began passing
+up their cans. There were no passenger coaches&mdash;nothing but freight-cars
+and a caboose. Toward this our friend made his way. There did not seem
+to be any conductor, and, without making inquiries, McAllister climbed
+upon the platform and pushed open the door. If warmth was what he
+desired he soon found it. The end of the car was roughly fitted with
+half a dozen bunks, two boxes which served for chairs, and some
+spittoons. A small cast-iron stove glowed red-hot, but while the place
+was odoriferous, its temperature was grateful to the shivering
+McAllister. The car was empty save for a gigantic Irishman sitting fast
+asleep in the farther corner.</p>
+
+<p>Our hero laid down his sword, threw off his ulster, and hung his cap
+upon an adjacent hook. In a moment or two the train started again. Still
+no one came into the caboose. Now daylight began to filter in through
+the grimy windows. The sun jumped suddenly from behind a ridge and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span> shot
+a beam into the face of the sleeper at the other end of the car. Slowly
+he awoke, yawned, rubbed his eyes, and, catching the glint of silver
+buttons, gazed stupidly in McAllister's direction. The random glance
+gradually gave place to a stare of intense amazement. He wrinkled his
+brows, and leaned forward, scrutinizing with care every detail of
+McAllister's make-up. The train stopped for an instant and a burly
+brakeman banged open the door and stepped inside. He, too, hung fire, as
+it were, at the sight of Henry VIII. Then he broke into a loud laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Who in thunder are <i>you</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>Before McAllister could reply McGinnis, with a comprehensive smile, made
+answer:</p>
+
+<p>"Shure, 'tis only a prisoner I'm after takin' back to the city!"</p>
+
+<hr class="thin" />
+
+<p>"Mr. McAllister," remarked Conville, two hours later, as the three of
+them sat in the visitors' room at the club, "I hope you won't say
+anything about this. You see, I had no business to put a kid like
+Ebstein on the job, but I was clean knocked out and had to snatch some
+sleep. I suppose he thought he was doin' a big thing when he nailed you
+for a burglar. But, after all, the only thing that saved Welch was your
+fallin' asleep in the Benvolio."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span>"My dear Baron," sympathetically replied McAllister, who had once more
+resumed his ordinary attire, "why attribute to chance what is in fact
+due to intellect? No, I won't mention our adventure, and if our friend
+McGinnis&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, McGinnis'll keep his head shut, all right, you bet!" interrupted
+Barney. "But say, Mr. McAllister, on the level, you're too good for us.
+Why don't you chuck this game and come in out of the rain? You'll be up
+against it in the end. Help us to land this feller!"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister took a long pull at his cigar and half-closed his eyes. There
+was a quizzical look around his mouth that Conville had never seen there
+before.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps I will," said he softly. "Perhaps I will."</p>
+
+<p>"Good!" shouted the Baron; "put it there! Now, if you <i>get</i> anything,
+tip us off. You can always catch me at 3100 Spring."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," replied the clubman, "don't forget to drop in here, if you
+happen to be going by. Some time, on a rainy day perhaps, you might want
+a nip of something warm."</p>
+
+<p>But to this the Baron did not respond.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 403px;">
+<a name="img10" id="img10"></a><img src="images/image-10.jpg" width="403" height="500" alt="Who in thunder are you?" title="" />
+</div>
+<p class="caption">&quot;Who in thunder are you?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>A plunge in the tank and a comfortable smoke almost restored
+McAllister's customary equanimity. Weddings were a bore, anyway. Then
+he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span> called for a telegraph blank and sent the following:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p class="zerobottom"><i>Was unavoidably detained. Terribly disappointed. If
+necessary, use Wilkins.</i></p>
+<p class="alignright zerotop"><i>McA.</i></p></div>
+
+<p>To which, about noon-time, he received the following reply:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p class="zerobottom"><i>Don't understand. Wilkins arrived, left clothes and
+departed. You must have mixed your dates. Wedding
+to-morrow.</i></p>
+<p class="alignright zerotop"><i>F.&nbsp;C.</i></p></div>
+
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2 class="newchapter"><a name="The_Governor-Generals_Trunk" id="The_Governor-Generals_Trunk"></a>The Governor-General's Trunk</h2>
+
+
+<h3 class="firstsection">I</h3>
+
+<p>McAllister was in the tank. His puffing and blowing as he dove and
+tumbled like a contented, rubicund porpoise, reverberated loudly among
+the marble pillars of the bath at the club. It was all part of a
+carefully adjusted and as rigorously followed regimen, for McAllister
+was a thorough believer in exercise (provided it was moderate), and took
+it regularly, averring that a fellow couldn't expect to eat and drink as
+much as he naturally wanted to unless he kept in some sort of condition,
+and if he didn't he would simply get off his peck, that was all. Hence
+"Chubby" arose regularly at nine-thirty, and wrapping himself in a
+padded Japanese silk dressing-gown, descended to the tank, where he dove
+six times and swam around twice, after which he weighed himself and had
+Tim rub him down. Tim felt a high degree of solicitude for all this
+procedure, since he was a personal discovery of McAllister's, and owed
+his present exalted position entirely to the clubman's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span> interest, for
+the latter had found him at Coney Island earning his daily bread by
+diving, in the presence of countless multitudes, into a six-foot glass
+tank, where he seated himself upon the bottom and nonchalantly consumed
+a banana. McAllister's delight and enthusiasm at this elevating
+spectacle had been boundless.</p>
+
+<p>"Wish I could do any one thing as well as that feller dives down and
+eats that banana!" he had confided to his friend Wainwright. "Sometimes
+I feel as if my life had been wasted!" The upshot of the whole matter
+was that Tim had been forthwith engaged as rubber and swimming teacher
+at the club.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister had just taken his fifth plunge, and was floating lazily
+toward the steps, when Tim appeared at the door leading into the
+dressing-rooms and announced that a party wanted to speak to him on the
+'phone, the Lady somebody, evidently a very cantankerous old person, who
+was in the devil of a hurry, and wouldn't stand no waitin'.</p>
+
+<p>The clubman turned over, sputtered, touched bottom, and arose dripping
+to his feet. The "old person" on the wire was clearly his aunt, Lady
+Lyndhurst, and he knew very much better than to irritate her when she
+was in one of her tantrums. Still, he couldn't imagine what she wanted
+with him at that hour of the morning. She'd been<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span> placid enough the
+evening before when he'd left her after the opera. But ever since she
+had married Lord Lyndhurst for her second husband ten years before she'd
+been getting more and more dictatorial.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell her I'm in this beastly tank; awful sorry I can't speak with her
+myself, don'cher know, and find out what she wants. And <i>Tim</i>&mdash;handle
+her gently&mdash;it's my aunt."</p>
+
+<p>Tim grinned and winked a comprehending eye. As McAllister hurried into
+his bath-robe and slippers he wondered more and more why she had rung
+him up so early. He had intended calling on her after breakfast, any
+way, but "after breakfast" to McAllister meant in the neighborhood of
+twelve o'clock, for the meal was always carefully ordered the evening
+before for half-past ten the next morning, after which came the paper
+and a long, light Casadora, crop of '97, which McAllister had bought up
+entire. Something must be up&mdash;that was certain. He could imagine her in
+her wrapper and curl-papers holding converse with Tim over the wire. The
+language of his <i>prot&eacute;g&eacute;</i> might well assist in the process for which the
+curl-papers were required. There was nobody in the world, in
+McAllister's opinion, so queer as his aunt, except his aunt's husband.
+The latter was a stout, beefy nobleman of sixty-five, with a
+walrus-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span>like countenance, an implicit faith in the perfection of British
+institutions, and about enough intelligence to drive a watering-cart. He
+had been rewarded for his unswerving fidelity to party with the post of
+Governor-General at a small group of islands somewhere near the equator,
+and had assumed his duties solemnly and ponderously, establishing the
+Bertillon system of measurements for the seven criminals which his
+islands supported, and producing quarterly monographs on the flora,
+fauna, and conchology of his dominion. Just now they were <i>en route</i> for
+England (via Quebec, of course), and were stopping at the Waldorf.</p>
+
+<p>Tim presently reappeared.</p>
+
+<p>"She says you've got to hike right down to the hotel as fast as you can.
+She's terrible upset. My, ain't she a tiger?"</p>
+
+<p>"But what's the bloomin' row?" exclaimed McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>Tim looked round cautiously and lowered his voice.</p>
+
+<p>"The Lyndhurst Jewels has been stole!" said he.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">II</h3>
+
+<p>The Lyndhurst Jewels stolen! No wonder Aunt Sophia had seemed peevish,
+for they were the treasured heirlooms of her husband's family,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span>
+cherished and guarded by her with anxious eye. McAllister had always
+said the old man was an ass to go lugging 'em off down among the mangoes
+and land-crabs, but the Governor-General liked to have his lady appear
+in style at Government House, and took much innocent pleasure in
+astonishing the natives by the splendor of her adornment. The jewelry,
+however, was the source of unending annoyance to himself, Sophia, and
+everybody else, for it was always getting lost, and burglar scares
+occurred with regularity at the islands. It had been still intact,
+however, on their arrival in New York.</p>
+
+<p>The clubman found his uncle and aunt sitting dejectedly at the
+breakfast-table in the Diplomatic Suite.</p>
+
+<p>The atmosphere of gloom struck a cold chill to our friend's centre of
+vivacity. There were also evidences of a domestic misunderstanding. His
+aunt fidgeted nervously, and his uncle evaded McAllister's eye as they
+responded half-heartedly to his cheerful salutation. That the matter was
+serious was obvious. Clearly this time the jewels must be really gone.
+In addition, both the Governor-General and his lady kept looking over
+their shoulders fearfully, as if dreading the momentary assault of some
+assassin. McAllister inquired what the jolly mess was, incidentally
+suggesting<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span> that their hurry-call had deprived him of any attempt at
+breakfast. His hint, however, fell on barren ground.</p>
+
+<p>"That fool Morton has packed all the jewelry in the big Vuitton!"
+exclaimed his uncle, nervously jabbing his spoon into a grape-fruit. "To
+say the least, it was excessively careless of him, for he knows
+perfectly well that we always carry it in the morocco hand-bag, and
+never allow it out of our sight." The Governor-General paused, and took
+a sip of coffee.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said McAllister, rather impatiently, "why don't you have him
+unpack it, then?" He couldn't for the life of him see why they made such
+a row about a thing of that sort. It was clear enough that they were
+both more than half mad.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, that's the point! It was sent to the station with the rest of the
+luggage last evening. Heaven knows it may all have been stolen by this
+time! Think of it, McAllister! The Lyndhurst Jewels, secured merely by a
+miserable brass check with a number on it&mdash;and the railroad liable by
+express contract only to the extent of one hundred dollars!" Before
+Uncle Basil had attained his present eminence he had been called to the
+bar, and his book on "Flotsam and Jetsam" is still an authority in those
+regions to which later works<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span> have not penetrated. "You see we're
+leaving at three this afternoon, but why send it all so early unless
+<i>for a purpose</i>?" Lord Lyndhurst nodded conclusively. He had the air of
+one who had divined something.</p>
+
+<p>Still Chubby failed to see the connection. Someone, a valet evidently,
+had packed the jewelry in the wrong place, and then sent the load off a
+little ahead of time. What of it? He recalled vividly an occasion when
+the jewels had been stuffed by mistake into the soiled-clothes basket,
+but had turned up safe enough at the end of the trip.</p>
+
+<p>"If that is all," replied McAllister, "all you have to do is to send
+your man over to the station and have the trunk brought back. Send the
+fellow who packed the trunk&mdash;this Morton&mdash;whoever he is."</p>
+
+<p>"No," said his uncle, studiously knocking in the end of a boiled egg.
+"There are reasons. I wish you would go, instead. The fact is I don't
+wish Morton to leave the rooms this morning; I&mdash;I need him." Lord
+Lyndhurst again evaded the clubman's inquiring glance, and eyed the egg
+in an embarrassed fashion.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister laughed. "I guess your jewelry's all right," said he
+cheerfully. "Certainly I'll go. Don't worry. I'll have the trunk and the
+jewels<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span> back here inside of fifty minutes. Who's Morton, anyhow?"</p>
+
+<p>"My valet," replied Lord Lyndhurst, lowering his voice, and looking over
+his shoulder. "You wouldn't recall him. I engaged the man at Kingston on
+the way out. As a servant I have had absolutely no fault to find at all.
+You know it's very hard to get a good man to go to the Tropics, but
+Morton has seemed perfectly contented. Up to the present time I haven't
+had the slightest reason to suspect his honesty!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I don't see that you have any now," said McAllister. "I guess
+I'll start along. I haven't had anythin' to eat yet. Have you the
+check?"</p>
+
+<p>Uncle Basil gingerly handed him the bit of brass.</p>
+
+<p>"I secured it from Morton," he remarked, attacking the egg viciously.</p>
+
+<p>"Secured it?" exclaimed McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>The Governor-General nodded ambiguously.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Sophia during the course of the recital had become almost
+hysterical, and now sat wringing her hands in the greatest agitation.
+Suddenly she broke forth:</p>
+
+<p>"I told Basil he had been too hasty! But he would have it that there was
+nothing else to do! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Why don't you tell him what
+you've done?"</p>
+
+<p>"What in thunder <i>have</i> you done?" asked Mc<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span>Allister, now convinced
+beyond peradventure that his uncle was a candidate for the nearest
+insane asylum.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Lyndhurst became very red, stammered, and jerked his thumb over his
+shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, secured it! Morton, if you must know it, is locked in the
+clothes-closet. I locked him!"</p>
+
+<p>"He's in <i>there</i>!" suddenly wailed Aunt Sophia. "Basil put him in! And
+now the jewelry's no one knows where, and there's a man in the room, and
+I'm afraid to stay and Basil's afraid to go for fear he may get out,
+and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>She was interrupted by a smothered voice that came from within the
+closet. McAllister was startled, for there was something faintly,
+vaguely familiar about it.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a bloomin' houtrage, it is! Look 'ere, sir, I'll 'ave you to
+hunderstand that I gives notice at once, sir, 'ere and now, sir! It's a
+great hindignity you are a-puttin' me to, sir! Won't you let me hout,
+sir?" The voice ceased momentarily.</p>
+
+<p>"Isn't it awful!" exclaimed Aunt Sophia. "He's been like that for over
+an hour!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes!" added Uncle Basil. "At times he's been actually abusive." But
+McAllister was lost in an effort to recall the hazy past. Where had he
+heard that voice before?</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>"'Ang it, sir! Won't you let me hout, sir," continued Morton. "I'm
+stiflin' in 'ere, an' I thinks there's a rat, sir. O Lawd! Let me hout!"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister jumped to his feet. Of course he recognized the voice! Could
+he ever forget it? Had anyone ever said "O Lawd!" in quite the same way
+as the majestic Wilkins? It could be no other! By George, the old man
+wasn't such a fool <i>after</i> all! And the jewels! He smote his fist upon
+the table, while his uncle and aunt gazed at him apprehensively. There
+was no use exciting their fears, however. It was all plain to him, now.
+The clever dog! Well, the first thing was to see what had become of the
+jewels.</p>
+
+<p>"Damn!" came in vigorous tones from the closet, as Wilkins endeavored to
+assert himself. "It's a bloomin' houtrage, it is! I'll 'ave you arrested
+for hassault an' bat'ry, I will, if you <i>are</i> a guv'nor! Let me <i>hout</i>,
+I say!"</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">III</h3>
+
+<p>McAllister lost no time in getting to the Grand Central Station. He was
+looking for a big Vuitton trunk, and he wanted to find it quick. For
+this purpose he enlisted the services of a burly young porter, who, for
+the consideration of a half-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span>dollar, piloted the clubman through the
+crowded alleys of the outgoing baggage-room, until they came upon the
+familiar collection of Lord Lyndhurst's paraphernalia of travel. Eagerly
+he recognized the luggage of his uncle's official household. There were
+his boot-boxes, his hat-boxes, his portable desk, his dumb-bells, his
+bath-tub, his medicine chest, the secretary's trunk, the typewriter in
+its case; there were his aunt's basket trunks, and&mdash;yes&mdash;there was the
+big Vuitton. McAllister heaved a sigh of relief. The next thing was to
+get it back to the hotel as fast as possible.</p>
+
+<p>"That's it," said he to the porter. "Heave it out!" They were standing
+in a little open space some distance from the entrance. The big Vuitton
+lay at one side, and about it a row of other trunks roughly in a
+semicircle. The porter made but one step in the desired direction, then
+jumped as if he had seen a ghost, for a big basket trunk, standing alone
+upon its end apart, suddenly shook violently, its lock clicked, the
+cover swung open, and out jumped a slender, sharp-featured young man
+with a black mustache. It was Barney Conville, although at first
+McAllister failed to recognize him.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here you! Don't touch that trunk!" he exclaimed. Then he perceived
+McAllister, and a look of intense disgust overspread his face.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span>"It's the Baron!" ejaculated McAllister. "Now what the devil do you
+suppose he's been doin' in that trunk? Howd'y', Baron," he added
+pleasantly, holding out his hand. "Hardly expected to see you here. Do
+you take your rest that way?" pointing to the trunk from which Conville
+had emerged.</p>
+
+<p>The detective eyed him with disapproval.</p>
+
+<p>"Say," he remarked, disdainfully, "you give me a pain&mdash;always buttin' in
+an' spoilin' everythin'! This here is a <i>plant</i>. I'm waitin' fer a
+thief&mdash;Jerry, the Oyster. They're goin' to try an' lift that big striped
+trunk over there. It belongs to an old party up to the Waldorf. He's a
+diplomatico."</p>
+
+<p>"He's my uncle!" cried McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Your <i>aunt</i>!" snorted Barney.</p>
+
+<p>"But I want to take that trunk back with me."</p>
+
+<p>"On the level?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sure!"</p>
+
+<p>"Can't help it! This is an important job. The Oyster's the cleverest
+thief in the business. Works in with all the butlers and valets. Why
+he's got away with more'n three thousand pieces of baggage. He's
+the&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Barney did not finish the sentence. Suddenly he ducked, and grabbing
+McAllister by the shoulder, pulled him down with him.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span>"There he is now! Into the trunk! There's no other way! Plenty of room!"
+He shoved his fat companion inside and stepped after him. McAllister,
+utterly bewildered, tried to convince himself that he was not dreaming.
+He was quite sure he had taken only one Scotch that morning, but he
+pinched himself, and was relieved to get the proper reaction. When he
+became used to the dim light he discovered that he was ensconced in a
+dress-box of immense proportions, made of basket work, and covered with
+waterproofing. Placed on end, with a seat across the middle, it afforded
+a very comfortable place of concealment. Conville turned the key and
+locked the cover. Then he poked McAllister in the ribs.</p>
+
+<p>"Great joint, ain't it? Idee of the cap's. Makes a fine plant," he
+whispered, affixing his eye to a narrow slit near the top.</p>
+
+<p>"Sh-h!" he added; "he's here. There's another peeper over on your side."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister followed his example, gluing his eye to the improvised
+window, and discovered that they commanded the approach to the big
+Vuitton. And inside that innocent piece of luggage reposed the glory of
+his uncle's family, the heirlooms of four centuries! He made an
+involuntary movement.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span>"Keep still!" hissed Conville, and McAllister sank back obediently.</p>
+
+<p>A young Anglican clergyman in shovel-hat and gaiters, carrying a dainty
+silver-headed umbrella in one hand and a copy of <i>The Churchman</i> in the
+other, had approached the counter. He seemed somewhat at a loss, gazed
+vaguely about him for a moment, and then stepping up to the head
+baggage-man, an oldish man with white whiskers, addressed him anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>"I say, my man, I'm really in an awful mess, don't you know! I don't see
+my box anywhere. I sent it over from the hotel early this morning, and
+I'm leavin' for Montreal at three. The luggage-man says it was left here
+by ten o'clock. Do you keep all the boxes in this room?"</p>
+
+<p>The head baggage-man nodded.</p>
+
+<p>"Sorry you've lost your trunk," said he. "If it ain't here we haven't
+got it, but like as not it's mixed up in one of them piles. If you'll
+wait for about ten minutes I'll see if I can find it for your
+Reverence."</p>
+
+<p>The Anglican looked shocked.</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks, I'm sure," he murmured stiffly. He was a slight young man with
+a monocle and mutton-chops.</p>
+
+<p>"It's very good of you," he added after a pause, with more
+condescension. "Awfully awkward to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span> be without one's luggage, for I have
+a service in Montreal to-morrow, and all my vestments are in my box. I
+fear I shall miss my train."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I guess not!" replied the baggage-man encouragingly. "I'll be with
+you presently. You come in and look around yourself, and if you don't
+see it I'll help you. This way, sir," and he lifted a section of the
+counter and allowed the clergyman to pass in.</p>
+
+<p>"My! Ain't he <i>clever</i>!" whispered Barney delightedly.</p>
+
+<p>The clergyman now began a rather dilatory investigation of the contents
+of the baggage-room, bending over and examining every trunk in sight,
+and even tapping the one in which they were ensconced with the silver
+head of his umbrella, but after a few moments, in apparent despair, he
+took his stand beside the big trunk marked "B.&nbsp;C.&nbsp;L.," and gazed
+despondently about him. There was nothing in his appearance to suggest
+that he was other than he seemed, but Barney directed McAllister's
+attention to the copy of <i>The Churchman</i>, from the leaves of which
+protruded two diminutive pieces of string, put there, as it might
+appear, for a book-mark. And now as the Anglican shifted from one foot
+to the other, ostensibly waiting for the porter, he placed his hands
+behind him and took a step or two backward<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span> toward the big trunk. Chubby
+was by this time all agog. What would the fellow do? He certainly
+couldn't be goin' to shoulder the trunk and try to walk off with it!</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly McAllister saw the daintily gloved hands slip a penknife from
+among the leaves of the magazine and quickly sever the check from the
+handle of the trunk. The Anglican altered his position and waited until
+the baggage-man was once more engaged at the other end of the counter.
+Again this amiable representative of the cloth shuffled backward until
+the handle was within easy reach, and with a dexterity which must have
+been born of long practice deftly tied the two ends of string around it.
+With a quick motion he stepped away in the direction of the counter, and
+out from the leaves of <i>The Churchman</i> fell and dangled a new check
+stamped "Waistcoat's Express, No. 1467."</p>
+
+<p>"My good fellow," impatiently drawled the clergyman, approaching the
+baggage-man, "I really can't wait, don'cher know. I've looked
+everywhere, and my box isn't here. I don't know whether to blame that
+beastly luggage-man, or whether it's the fault of this disgustin'
+American railroad. It's evident someone's at fault, and as I assume that
+you are in charge I shall report you immediately."</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 385px;">
+<a name="img11" id="img11"></a><img src="images/image-11.jpg" width="385" height="500" alt="Deftly tied the two ends of string around it." title="" />
+</div>
+<p class="caption">Deftly tied the two ends of string around it.</p>
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>The elderly baggage-man regarded the robust champion of religion before
+him with scorn.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, son, you can report all you like. I've worked in this
+baggage-room eighteen years, and you're not the first English crank who
+thought he owned the hull Central Railroad," and he turned on his heel,
+while the clergyman, with an expression of horror, ambled quickly out of
+the side door.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister had watched this remarkable proceeding with enthusiastic
+interest, his round face shining with the excitement of a child.</p>
+
+<p>"Jiminy, but this is great!" he exclaimed, slapping Barney upon the
+back. "And to think of your doin' it for a livin'! Why I'd sit here all
+day for nothin'! What happens next? And what becomes of the feller
+that's just gone out?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you ain't seen half the show yet!" responded Conville, pleased. "It
+is pretty good fun at times. But, o' course, this is a star performance,
+and we're sure of our man. Oh, it beats the theayter, all right, all
+right! Truth's stranger than fiction every time, you bet. Now take this
+Oyster&mdash;why he's a regular cracker-jack! Got sense enough to be an
+alderman, or president, or anythin', but he keeps right at his own
+little job of liftin' trunks, an' he ain't never been caught yet. His
+pal'll be along now any minute."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span>"How's that?" inquired Chubby with eagerness.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, don'cher see? Jerry's cut off the reg'lar tag, and now the other
+feller'll present a duplicate of the one Jerry's just hitched on. Great
+game, 'Foxy Quiller,' eh?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister admitted delightedly that it was a great game. By George, it
+beat playin' the horses! At the same time he shivered as he realized how
+nearly the famous jewels had actually been lost. Wilkins must be an
+awful bad egg to go and tie up to a gang of that sort!</p>
+
+<p>The baggage-man, serenely unconscious of all that had been taking place
+behind his back, and apparently not soured by his little set-to with the
+Englishman, was genially assisting the great American public to find its
+effects, and beaming on all about him. People streamed in and out,
+engines coughed and wheezed; from outside came the roar and rattle of
+the city.</p>
+
+<p>Presently there bounced in a stout person in a yellow and black suit,
+with white waistcoat and green tie, who mopped his red face with a large
+silk handkerchief. Rushing up to a porter who seemed to be unoccupied,
+he threw down a pasteboard check, together with a shining half-dollar,
+and shouted, "Here, my good feller, that trunk, will you? Quick! The big
+one with the red let<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span>ters on it&mdash;'B.&nbsp;C.&nbsp;L.' They sent it here from the
+Astoria instead of to the steamboat dock, and my ship sails at twelve.
+Now, get a move on!"</p>
+
+<p>The porter grabbed the check and the half-dollar, and falling upon the
+big Vuitton, rolled it end over end out into the street, followed by its
+perspiring claimant.</p>
+
+<p>"That's right, that's right," shouted the bounder. "Chuck it on behind.
+Mus'n't miss the boat!" and throwing the porter another half-dollar, the
+sportive traveller jumped into the hack, yelling, "Now drive like the
+devil!" The door closed with a bang, and the vehicle quickly disappeared
+among the tracks and wagons of Forty-second Street.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister for the first time felt distinctly uneasy.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here," he whispered feverishly, "is it right to let him walk off
+like that? Hurry! Open the trunk, or he'll get away!"</p>
+
+<p>"Sit still, and don't get excited!" commanded Barney. "It's all right,"
+he added condescendingly, remembering that McAllister was unfamiliar
+with such mysteries. "We've got him covered. He couldn't get away to
+save his neck. An' as for follerin' him, why he'll carry that trunk half
+over New York before he lands it where it's goin'!"</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span>"All right!" sighed the clubman; "you're the doctor. But it seems to me
+you're takin' a lot of risk. Your brother officer might lose track of
+him, or he might drop the trunk somehow, and <i>then</i> where would the
+jewels be?"</p>
+
+<p>"Right exactly where they are <i>now</i>," replied Barney with a grin. "In
+the office safe at the Waldorf. They ain't never left the hotel. There
+wasn't any need of it, and if I hadn't taken 'em out I'd 've had to
+watch 'em here all night. Now everythin's all right.</p>
+
+<p>"And say," he added, chuckling at the joke of it, "I forgot to tell you.
+Who do you suppose is workin' with Jerry? Fatty Welch! 'Wilkins,' you'd
+call him. He's turned up again an' hooked on, somehow, to the Gov'nor.
+Me and my side-partner's been trailin' 'em both ever since your uncle
+hit New York. I had the room opposite him at the Waldorf. Yesterday
+mornin' I saw Welch pack the jewelry. I was togged out as a bell-boy,
+and was cleanin' the winders. The Gov'nor's kind of figgity you know,
+and I thought we'd better not mention anythin' to <i>him</i>. Of course I
+didn't have any idea <i>you'd</i> come waltzin' along this way."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister solemnly held out his hand to the detective. He was as
+demonstrative as his narrow quarters rendered possible.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span>"Baron," said he, "you're a corker! I've learned a heap this morning."</p>
+
+<p>"There's lots of things you never dream of, Horace," replied Barney
+politely.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you remember, Baron, the last time we met asking me to help you nab
+Wilkins?" continued McAllister. "Well, I'm goin' to make good. I've got
+him safely locked in a closet at the hotel. He promised not to come
+back, and now I'm done with him. What do you say to that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Good work!" ejaculated Barney. "Keep it up! In time you might make a
+pretty good detective."</p>
+
+<p>From Barney such a concession was high praise, and showed intense
+appreciation. On their way back to the Waldorf he explained that the
+"Oyster" was one of a very few "guns" able effectively to make use of a
+disguise, this being in part due to the fact that he was the son of a
+clergyman, and educated for the stage.</p>
+
+<p>They were met at the door of the apartment by Lady Lyndhurst.</p>
+
+<p>"Basil has disappeared!" she gasped. "And that awful man in the closet
+has become so blasphemous that I can't remain with decency in the room."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister partially pacified her by stating that the jewelry was
+entirely safe. He wondered what<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span> on earth had become of the Governor.
+Once inside the suite conversation became practically impossible, owing
+to the sounds of inarticulate rage which proceeded from the closet.</p>
+
+<p>Barney decided to place the valet immediately under arrest and take him
+to Police Headquarters. The sooner they did so the more likely he would
+be to "squeal." He requested McAllister to arm himself with a
+walking-stick, and to stand ready to come to his assistance if, on
+opening the door, he should find himself unable to cope with the
+prisoner alone. Aunt Sophia was relegated to her bedroom, the door
+leading to the corridor was closed and locked, and the two prepared for
+the conflict. The detective, of course, had his pistol, which he cocked
+and held ready.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't fire 'till you see the whites of his eyes!" murmured McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Fire&mdash;nothin'!" muttered Barney, throwing open the closet door.</p>
+
+<p>"Hands up, or I'll shoot!" yelled the detective, as a fat, wild-eyed
+individual sprung from within and burst upon their astonished gaze. The
+Governor-General stood before them.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 430px;">
+<a name="img12" id="img12"></a><img src="images/image-12.jpg" width="430" height="500" alt="&quot;Hands up, or I&#39;ll shoot!&quot;" title="" />
+</div>
+<p class="caption">&quot;Hands up, or I&#39;ll shoot!&quot; yelled the detective, as a fat,
+wild-eyed individual sprung from within.</p>
+
+<p>Speechless with rage, he glowered from one to the other&mdash;then in
+response to their surprised inquiries broke into incoherent explanation.
+He had waited on guard some ten minutes after McAllis<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span>ter's departure,
+and Sophia had gone to her bedroom to finish dressing, when suddenly the
+expostulations of Morton had seemed to grow fainter. Finally they had
+died entirely away, and in their place had come terrible gasps and
+gurgles. He had remembered that there was no means of renewing the air
+supply in the closet, and had become alarmed. Presently all sounds had
+ceased. He was convinced that Morton was being suffocated. Opening the
+door, he had found the valet apparently lying there unconscious, and had
+dragged him forth, whereupon Morton had suddenly returned to life, and
+before he knew it had jammed him into the closet and locked the door.</p>
+
+<p>"He was most impertinent, too, when he got on the outside, I can assure
+you," concluded Lord Lyndhurst indignantly. "Gave me a lot of gratuitous
+advice!"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister and the detective endeavored to calm his troubled spirit, and
+soothe his ruffled dignity, informing him that the jewels had been in
+the hotel safe all the time. The Governor, however, refused to take any
+stock whatever in their explanation. Nothing of the sort could possibly
+have happened in England. It took them an hour to persuade him that they
+were not lying. The only things that appeared to convince him at all
+were the disappearance of Morton, a large bump on his own<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span> forehead, and
+the actual presence of the jewelry in the safe downstairs. Even then he
+sent to Tiffany's for a man to examine it.</p>
+
+<p>Barney he regarded with unconcealed suspicion, subjecting him to an
+exhaustive cross-examination upon his antecedents and occupation. The
+Governor declared he was astounded at his impudence. The idea of opening
+his private luggage! He would address a communication to the
+authorities! It was little better than grand larceny. It <i>was</i> grand
+larceny, by Jupiter! Hadn't Conville abstracted the jewels <i>vi et
+armis</i>? Of <i>course</i> he had! Damme, he would see if the sacred rights of
+an English official should be trampled on! It was <i>trespass</i>
+anyway&mdash;<i>Trespass ab initio</i>! Did Conville know that? It was grand
+larceny <i>and</i> trespass. He would lock him up.</p>
+
+<p>Barney grinned, and the Governor again became almost apoplectic.</p>
+
+<p>He snorted scornfully at the detective's explanation about this Jerry
+"What-do-you-call-him&mdash;the Clam." Pooh! Did they expect him to believe
+<i>that</i>? Conville was a confounded, hair-brained busybody&mdash;He dwindled
+off, exhausted.</p>
+
+<p>At that moment there came a sharp rap upon the door, and an officer in
+roundsman's uniform entered.</p>
+
+<p>"Gentleman called at the precinct house and re<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span>ported a jewelry theft in
+this suite. Said the thief had been caught and locked up in a closet, so
+I thought I'd drop over and see how things stood."</p>
+
+<p>He looked inquiringly at McAllister, significantly at the
+Governor-General, and then caught sight of Barney.</p>
+
+<p>"Hello, Conville!" he exclaimed. "You on the case? Well, then I'll drop
+out. Got your man, I see!" He glanced again at the dishevelled scion of
+nobility before him.</p>
+
+<p>"Everythin's all right," answered the detective with a chuckle. "I guess
+they was fakin' you round at the house. By the way, I want you to meet a
+friend of mine&mdash;Roundsman McCarthy, let me present you to his Nibs&mdash;the
+Governor-General."</p>
+
+<p>The Governor glared immobile, his stony eyes shifting from the now red
+and stammering roundsman to Conville's beaming countenance, and back
+again.</p>
+
+<p>"Gentlemen," he remarked sternly, "do you prefer Scotch or rye? You will
+find cigars on the sideboard. The drinks, as you Yankees say, are upon
+<i>me</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>"By the way," he added to McCarthy, as McAllister filled the glasses,
+"would you be so obliging as to describe the individual who so
+thought<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>fully notified you in regard to the loss of the jewelry?"</p>
+
+<p>"Rather stout, well-dressed man, fat face, gray eyes," answered
+McCarthy, lighting a cigar. "Looked somethin' like this gentleman here,"
+indicating the clubman. "Spoke with a kind of English accent. Nice
+appearin' feller, all right."</p>
+
+<p>"By George! Wilkins!" ejaculated McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Damn!" exploded Uncle Basil.</p>
+
+<p>"The nerve of him!" muttered Barney.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2 class="newchapter"><a name="The_Golden_Touch" id="The_Golden_Touch"></a>The Golden Touch</h2>
+
+
+<h3 class="firstsection">I</h3>
+
+<p>McAllister, with his friend Wainwright, was lounging before the fire in
+the big room, having a little private Story Teller's Night of their own.
+It was in the early autumn, and neither of the clubmen were really
+settled in town as yet, the former having run down from the Berkshires
+only for a few days, and the latter having just landed from the Cedric.
+The sight of Tomlinson, who appeared tentatively in the distance and
+then, receiving no encouragement, stalked slowly away, reminded
+Wainwright of something he had heard in Paris.</p>
+
+<p>"I base my claim to your sympathetic credence, McAllister, upon the
+impregnable rock of universally accepted fact that Tomlinson is a
+highfalutin ass. I see that you agree. Very good, then; I proceed. In
+the first place, you must know that our anemic friend decided last
+spring that the state of his health required a trip to Paris. He
+there<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span>fore went&mdash;alone. The reason is obvious. Who should he fall in
+with at the Hotel Continental but a gentleman named Buncomb&mdash;Colonel C.
+T.&nbsp;P. Buncomb, a person with a bullet-hole in the middle of his
+forehead, who claimed to belong to a most exclusive Southern family in
+Savannah. Incidentally he'd been in command of a Georgia regiment in the
+Civil War and had been knocked in the head at Gettysburg&mdash;one of those
+big, flabby fellows with white hair. If all Tomlinson says about his
+capacity to chew Black Strap and absorb rum is accurate, I reckon the
+Colonel was right up to weight and could qualify as an F.&nbsp;F.&nbsp;V. He knew
+everybody and everything in Paris; passed up our friend right along the
+Faubourg Saint Germain; and introduced him to a lot of duchesses and
+countesses&mdash;that is, Tomlinson <i>says</i> they were. Can't you see 'em,
+swaggerin' down the Champs-&Eacute;lys&eacute;es arm in arm? In addition, he took our
+mournful acquaintance to all the <i>caf&eacute;s chantants</i> and students' balls,
+and gave him sure things on the races. Oh, that Colonel must have been a
+regular doodle-bug!</p>
+
+<p>"In due course Tomlinson gathered that his new friend was a mining
+expert taking a short vacation and just blowing in an extra half million
+or so. He believed it. You see, he had never met any of them at the
+Waldorf at home. He was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span> also introduced to a young man in the same line
+of business, named Larry Summerdale, who seemed to have plenty of money,
+and was likewise <i>au fait</i> with the aristocracy.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, one night, after they had been to the Bal Boullier and had had a
+little supper at the Jockey Club, the Colonel became a trifle more
+confidential than usual, and let drop that their friend Summerdale had a
+brother employed as private secretary by a copper king who owned a
+wonderful mine out in Arizona called The Silver Bow. The stock in this
+concern had originally been sold at five dollars a share, but recently a
+rich vein had been struck and the stock had quadrupled in value. No one
+knew of this except the officers of the company, who, of course, were
+anxious to buy up all they could find. They had located most of it
+easily enough, but there were two or three lots that had thus far eluded
+them. Among these was the largest single block of stock in existence,
+owned by the son of the original discoverer of the prospect. He had two
+thousand shares, and was blissfully ignorant of the fact that they were
+worth forty thousand dollars. Just where this chap was no one seemed to
+know, but his name was Edwin H. Blake, and he was supposed to be in
+Paris. It appeared that the Colonel and Larry were watching out for
+Blake with the charitable idea of re<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>lieving him of his stock at five,
+and selling it for twenty in the States.</p>
+
+<p>"Next day, if you'll believe it, the Colonel didn't remember a thing;
+became quite angry at Tomlinson's supposing he'd take advantage of any
+person in the way suggested; explained that he must have been drinking,
+and begged him to forget everything that might have been said. Of
+course, Tomlinson dropped the subject, but after that the Colonel and he
+rather drifted apart. Then quite by accident, two or three weeks later,
+our friend stumbled on Blake himself&mdash;met him right on the race-track,
+through a Frenchman named Depau.</p>
+
+<p>"Now our innocent friend had been sort of lonely ever since he'd lost
+sight of Buncomb, and this Blake turned out to be an awfully good sort.
+Tomlinson naturally inquired if he'd ever met the Colonel or Larry
+Summerdale, but he never had, and finally they took an apartment
+together."</p>
+
+<p>"He must have been pleased when Tomlinson told him about the value of
+his stock," remarked McAllister, lighting another cigar.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm comin' to that," replied Wainwright. "It seems that Tomlinson so
+far forgot his early New England traditions as to covet that stock
+himself. Shockin', wasn't it?</p>
+
+<p>"One day, when they were lunching at the Trois<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span> Freres, our friend
+hinted that he was interested in mining stock. Blake laughed, and
+replied that if Tomlinson owned as much as he did of the stuff he
+wouldn't want to see another share as long as he lived, and added that
+he was loaded up with a lot of worthless stock&mdash;two thousand shares&mdash;in
+an old prospect in Arizona that he had inherited from his father, and
+wasn't worth the paper the certificate was printed on. The leery
+Tomlinson admitted having heard of the mine, but gave it as his
+impression that it had possibilities.</p>
+
+<p>"Then he had a sudden headache, and went out and cabled to The Silver
+Bow offices at the <i>World</i> building here in New York to find out what
+the company would pay for the stock. In an hour or two he got an answer
+stating that they were prepared to give twenty dollars a share for not
+less than two thousand shares. Good, eh?</p>
+
+<p>"Well, next day he led the conversation round again to mining stocks,
+and finally offered to buy Blake's holdings for five dollars a share.
+When the latter hesitated, Tomlinson was so afraid he'd lose the stock
+that he almost raised his bid to fifteen; but Blake only laughed, and
+said that he had no intention of robbing one of his friends, and that
+the old stuff really wasn't worth a cent. Tomlinson became quite
+indignant, suggested that perhaps he knew more about that particular
+mine than even<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span> Blake did, and finally overcame the latter's scruples
+and persuaded him to sell. Then Tomlinson disposed of some bonds by
+cable, and that evening gave Blake a draft for fifty thousand francs in
+exchange for his two thousand share certificate in The Silver Bow of
+Arizona. He told me it had a picture of a miner with a pick-ax and a
+mule standing against the rising sun on it. Sort of allegorical, don't
+you think?</p>
+
+<p>"Blake continued to protest that our friend was being cheated, and
+offered to buy it back at any time; but Tomlinson's one idea was to get
+to New York as fast as possible. He had cabled that the stock was on the
+way, and that very night he slid out of Paris and caught the
+Norddeutscher Lloyd at Cherbourg. I inferred that he occupied the bridal
+chamber on the way back all by himself.</p>
+
+<p>"The instant they landed he jumped in a cab and started for the <i>World</i>
+building; but when he got there he couldn't find any Silver Bow Mining
+Company. It had evaporated. It had been there right enough&mdash;for ten
+days&mdash;the ten days Tomlinson calculated that it had taken Blake to sell
+him the stock. But no one knew where it had gone or what had become of
+it.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, of course," kept on Wainwright, "he nearly went crazy; cabled the
+police in Paris and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span> had 'em all arrested, including Colonel Buncomb;
+and took the next steamer back. He says they had the trial in a little
+police court in the Palais de Justice. Buncomb had hired Ma&icirc;tre Labori
+to defend him. Everybody kept their hats on, and apparently they all
+shouted at once. The Judge was the only one that kept his mouth shut at
+all. Tomlinson told his story through an interpreter, and charged
+Buncomb, Summerdale, and Blake with conspiracy to defraud.</p>
+
+<p>"When the Colonel realized what it was all about he jumped into the
+middle of the room, pushed his silk hat back of his ears, flapped his
+coat-tails, and sailed into 'em in good old Southern style. I tell you
+he must have made the eagle scream. He was a Colonel in the Confederate
+Army, he was&mdash;the Thirtieth Georgia. The whole thing was a miserable
+French scheme to blackmail him. He'd appeal to the American Ambassador.
+He'd see if a parcel of French soup-makers and a police judge could
+interfere with the Constitution of the United States. Every once in a
+while he'd yell '<i>Conspuez</i>' or '<i>&Agrave; bas</i>' and sort of froth at the
+mouth. He made a great big impression. Then Ma&icirc;tre Labori got in <i>his</i>
+licks. He said Tomlinson was a wolf in sheep's clothing&mdash;a rascal&mdash;a
+'vilain m'sieur,' whatever that is.</p>
+
+<p>"Finally he inquired, with a very unpleasant<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span> smile, if Buncomb had ever
+asked him to buy any stock?</p>
+
+<p>"Tomlinson had to say 'No.'</p>
+
+<p>"Did Larry Summerdale?</p>
+
+<p>"'No'</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't Blake tell him the stock was worthless?</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes.'</p>
+
+<p>"How did he know the stock wasn't worth what he paid for it?</p>
+
+<p>"'Well, he didn't absolutely.'</p>
+
+<p>"The Labori said something with a long rattling 'r' in it like a snake,
+and turned with a gesture of extreme contempt to the Judge. He remarked
+that one glance of comparison between Colonel Buncomb and Tomlinson
+would show which was the gentleman and which was the rogue. Then the
+first thing our friend knew the court had adjourned&mdash;they had all been
+turned out&mdash;discharged&mdash;acquitted. But the thing that most disgusted
+Tomlinson was that as he was coming away he saw the whole push, the
+Colonel and Larry and Blake, all piling into a big Panhard autocar. They
+passed him going about eighty miles an hour. You see, Tomlinson had paid
+for that car, and he'd always wanted one to run himself. The last he
+heard of 'em they were tearing up the Riviera."</p>
+
+<p>"And what did Tomlinson do then?" asked McAllister.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span>"There was nothing he could do in Paris, so he came home on a ten-day
+boat and went to visit his uncle up at Methuen, Mass. Gay place,
+Methuen! Saturday night you can ride down to Lawrence on the electric
+car for a nickel and hear the band play in front of the gas works. But
+the simple life has done him good."</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">II</h3>
+
+<p>One evening, several months later, McAllister and a party of friends
+dropped into Rector's after the theatre for a caviare sandwich before
+turning in. The hostelry, as usual, was in a blaze of light and crowded,
+but after waiting for a few moments they were given a table just vacated
+by a party of four. McAllister, having given their order, noticed a
+couple seated directly in his line of vision who instantly challenged
+his attention. The girl was ordinary&mdash;slender, dark-haired,
+sharp-featured, and clad in a scarlet costume trimmed with
+ermine&mdash;obviously an actress or vaudeville "artist." It was her
+companion, however, that caused McAllister to readjust his monocle.
+Curious! Where had he seen that face? It was that of a heavy man of
+approximately sixty, benign, smooth-shaven, full-featured, and with an
+expanse of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span> broad white forehead, the centre of which was marked in a
+curious fashion by a deep dent like a hole made by dropping a marble
+into soft putty. It gave him the appearance of having had a third eye,
+now extinct. It fascinated McAllister. He was sure he had met the old
+fellow somewhere&mdash;he couldn't just place where. But that hole in the
+forehead&mdash;yes, he was certain! Listening abstractedly to his friends'
+conversation, the clubman studied his neighbor, becoming each moment
+more convinced that at some time in the past they had been thrown
+together. Presently the pair arose, and the man helped the woman into
+her ermine coat. The hole in his forehead kept falling in and out of
+shadow, as McAllister, his eyes fastened upon it like some bird charmed
+by a reptile, watched the head waiter bow them ostentatiously out.</p>
+
+<p>"Fellows!" exclaimed McAllister, "look at those people just going out;
+do you know who they are?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, that's Yvette Vibbert, the comedienne," said Rogers. "She's at
+Hammerstein's. I don't know her escort. By George! that's a queer thing
+on his forehead."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister beckoned the head waiter to him.</p>
+
+<p>"Alphonse, who's the gentleman with Mademoiselle Vibbert?"</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span>Alphonse smiled.</p>
+
+<p>"Zat is Monsieur Herbert." He pronounced it Erbaire.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, who's Monsieur Erbaire?"</p>
+
+<p>Alphonse elevated his eyebrows, shrugged his shoulders, protruded his
+lips, and extended the palms of his hands.</p>
+
+<p>"Alphonse says," remarked McAllister, turning to the group around the
+table, "Alphonse says that you can search <i>him</i>."</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">III</h3>
+
+<p>McAllister had speculated for a day or two upon the probable identity of
+the man with the hole in his forehead, and then had finally given it up
+as a bad job. One didn't like to dig up the past too carefully, anyhow.
+You never could tell exactly what you might exhume.</p>
+
+<p>The next Sunday afternoon, while running his eyes carelessly over the
+"personals," his notice was attracted to the following:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="smcap">Business Opportunities.</span>&mdash;Advertiser wants party with
+four thousand dollars ready cash; can make twelve
+thousand dollars in five weeks; no scheme, strictly
+legitimate business transaction; will bear thorough
+investigation; must act immediately; no brokers;
+principals only.</p>
+
+<p class="alignright"><span class="smcap">Herbert</span>, 319 Herald.</p></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>The name sounded familiar. But he didn't know any Herbert. Then there
+hovered in the penumbra of his consciousness for a moment the ghost of a
+scarlet dress, an ermine hat. Ah, yes! Herbert was the man with the hole
+in his forehead that night at Rector's, that Alphonse didn't know. But
+where had he known that man? He raised his eyes and caught a glimpse of
+Tomlinson, the saturnine Tomlinson, sitting by a window. Of course!
+Buncomb&mdash;Colonel C.&nbsp;T.&nbsp;P. Buncomb&mdash;Tomlinson's high-rolling friend of
+the Champs-&Eacute;lys&eacute;es&mdash;turned up in New York as Mr. Herbert&mdash;a man who'd
+triple your money in five weeks! The chain was complete. If he kept his
+wits about him he might increase the reputation achieved at Blair's. It
+would require <i>finesse</i>, to be sure, but his experience with Conville
+had given him confidence. Here was a chance to do a little more
+detective work on his own account. He replied to the advertisement,
+inviting an interview. The "Colonel" would probably call, try some old
+swindling game, McAllister would lure him on, and at the proper moment
+call in the police. It looked easy sailing.</p>
+
+<p>Accordingly the appointed hour next day found the clubman waiting
+impatiently at his rooms, and at two o'clock promptly Mr. Herbert was
+announced. But McAllister was doomed to disap<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span>pointment. The visitor was
+not the Colonel at all, and didn't even have a bullet-hole in his
+forehead. A short, thick-set man, arrayed carefully in a dark blue
+overcoat, bowed himself in. In his hand he carried a glistening silk
+hat, and his own countenance was no less shining and urbane. Thick
+bristly black hair parted mathematically in the middle drooped on either
+side of his forehead above a pair of snappy black eyes and rather
+bulbous nose.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister somewhat uneasily invited his guest to be seated.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Herbert smilingly took the chair offered him.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. McAllister?" he inquired affably.</p>
+
+<p>"Ye-es," replied the clubman. "I noticed your advertisement in the
+<i>Herald</i>, and it occurred to me that I might like to look into it."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Herbert smiled slightly in a deprecating manner.</p>
+
+<p>"I admit my method savors a trifle of charlatanism," he remarked, "but
+the situation was unusual and time was of the essence. Are we quite
+alone?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, certainly! Will you smoke?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Herbert had no objection to joining McAllister in a cigar.</p>
+
+<p>"The gist of the matter is this," he explained, holding the weed in the
+corner of his mouth as he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span> spoke&mdash;a trick McAllister had never acquired.
+"I have a brother who is employed in a confidential capacity by the
+president of a large mining company&mdash;The Golden Touch. The stock has
+always sold at around four or five. Recently they struck a very rich
+lode. It was kept very quiet, and only the officers of the company
+actually on the field know of it. Needless to say, they are buying in
+the stock as fast as they can."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course," answered McAllister sympathetically. He felt as if he had
+run across an old friend again. Things were looking up a bit.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I have located a block of which they know absolutely nothing. It
+was issued to an engineer in lieu of cash for services at the mine. He
+suddenly developed sciatica, and is obliged to go to Baden-Baden. At
+present he is laid up at one of the hotels in this city. Of course he is
+ignorant of the find made since he left Arizona, and of the fact that
+his stock, once worth only five dollars a share, is now selling at
+twenty."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, he's a richer man than he supposes," commented McAllister
+naively.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Herbert smiled with condescension.</p>
+
+<p>"Exactly. That is the point. If I had five thousand dollars I could buy
+his thousand shares to-morrow and sell it to the company at fifteen
+thousand dollars' profit. You furnish the funds, I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span> the opportunity, and
+we divide even. I've a sure thing! What do you think of it?"</p>
+
+<p>"By George!" exclaimed the clubman, slapping his knee delightedly, "I've
+a mind to go you! .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. But," he added shrewdly, "I should want to see
+the prospective buyer of my stock before I purchased it."</p>
+
+<p>"Right you are; right you are, Mr. McAllister," instantly returned Mr.
+Herbert. "Now, I'm dead on the level, see? To-morrow morning you can go
+down and see the president of The Golden Touch yourself. The offices are
+in the New York Life Building."</p>
+
+<p>"All right," answered McAllister. "To-morrow? Wait a minute; I've an
+engagement. Why can't we go now?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Herbert nodded approvingly. Ah, <i>that</i> was business! They would go
+at once.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister rang for Frazier, who assisted him into his coat and summoned
+a cab. On their way down-town Herbert waxed even more confidential. He
+believed, if they could land this block of stock, they might perhaps dig
+up a few more hundred shares. Conscientious effort counted just as much
+in an affair of this sort as in any other. McAllister displayed the
+deepest interest.</p>
+
+<p>Arrived at the New York Life Building, the two took the elevator to the
+fifth floor, where Her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>bert led the way to a large suite on the Leonard
+Street side. McAllister rarely had to go down-town&mdash;his lawyer usually
+called on him at his rooms&mdash;and was much impressed by the marble
+corridors and gilt lettering upon the massive doors. Upon a door at the
+end of the hall the clubman could see in large capitals the words,</p>
+
+<p class="center">THE GOLDEN TOUCH MINING CO.</p>
+
+<p style="margin-left: 50%;"><i>Office of the President.</i></p>
+
+<p>They turned to the left and paused outside another door marked
+"Entrance." Herbert thought he'd better remain in the corridor&mdash;the
+President might smell a rat; so McAllister decided to enter alone. In an
+adjoining suite he could see some men testing a fire-escape consisting
+of a long bulging canvas tube, which reached from the window in the
+direction of the street below. Someone was preparing to make a descent.
+McAllister wished he could stop and see the fellow slide through; but
+business was business, and he opened the door.</p>
+
+<p>Inside he found himself in a large, handsome office. Three gum-chewing
+boys idled at desks in front of a brass railing, behind which several
+typewriters rattled continuously. On learning that McAllister desired to
+see the President, one of the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span> boys penetrated an inner office, and
+presently beckoned our friend into another room hung with large maps and
+photographs and furnished with a mahogany table, around which were
+ranged a dozen vacant but impressive chairs. In the room beyond,
+evidently the holy of holies, he could see an elderly man at a roll-top
+desk smoking a large cigar.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister was beginning to lose his nerve; everything seemed so
+methodical and everybody so busy. Telephones rang incessantly; buzzers
+whirred; the machines clacked; and the man inside smoked on serenely,
+unperturbed, a wonderful example of the superiority of mind over matter.
+Who was he? McAllister began to fear that he was going to make an ass of
+himself. Then the magnate slowly raised his eyes; retreat became no
+longer possible. With a start, McAllister found himself face to face
+with the man with the bullet-hole in his forehead. The latter bowed
+slightly.</p>
+
+<p>"I am President Van Vorst," he announced in a dignified manner.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister hastily tried to assume the expression and manner of a yokel.</p>
+
+<p>"Er&mdash;er&mdash;" he stammered; "you see, the fact is, I want to sell some
+stock."</p>
+
+<p>The Colonel eyed him sternly.</p>
+
+<p>"Stock? What stock?"</p>
+
+<p>"In the Golden Touch."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span>The President slightly elevated his eyebrows.</p>
+
+<p>"Stock in The Golden Touch? How much have you got?"</p>
+
+<p>"About a thousand shares."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense!" remarked the Colonel.</p>
+
+<p>"No, it isn't," replied McAllister. "I have, really. What'll you pay for
+it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Five dollars a share."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no," said McAllister, edging nervously toward the door. "I think
+it's worth more than that."</p>
+
+<p>"Come back here," muttered the other, getting up from his chair and
+scowling. "What do you know about the value of The Golden Touch, I
+should like to know?"</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps I know more than you think," answered McAllister, with an inane
+imitation of airy nonchalance.</p>
+
+<p>"See here," said the Colonel excitedly, "is this on the level? Can you
+deliver a thousand?"</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly."</p>
+
+<p>The President sank back in his chair.</p>
+
+<p>"Then you have located Murphy's stock!" he exclaimed. "You've beaten us!
+That cursed certificate was issued just before&mdash;" He paused, and looked
+sharply toward McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Just before you made that strike," finished the clubman significantly.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span>"Hang you!" cried the Colonel angrily. "What do you ask?"</p>
+
+<p>"Eighteen."</p>
+
+<p>"Too much. Give you ten."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister started for the door.</p>
+
+<p>At that instant a telegraph-boy entered and handed the President a
+flimsy yellow paper.</p>
+
+<p>"Give you twelve," added the Colonel, casting his eye rapidly over the
+telegram.</p>
+
+<p>"Can't do business on that basis."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you've got us cornered. I'll break the record. I'll give you
+fifteen."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister hesitated.</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said he rather reluctantly. "Cash down?"</p>
+
+<p>"Of course," replied the Colonel. "I'll wait here for you. You might as
+well look at this now." And he showed the clubman the paper.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p class="alignright"><span class="smcap">Stafford, Arizona.</span></p>
+
+<p><i>Struck very rich ore on the foot-wall. Recent assays
+show eight per cent. copper, carrying five dollars in
+gold to the ton. Try and locate Murphy's stock.</i></p></div>
+
+<p>"You see," added the Colonel, "I've got to get it, if it busts me!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you shall have it in half an hour," replied McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>Out in the corridor Herbert wanted to know<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span> exactly what had happened,
+and laughed heartily when McAllister described the interview. Oh, that
+old Van Vorst was a sly dog! He'd steal the gold out of your teeth if
+you gave him the chance. Carrying five dollars in gold to the ton! That
+was even better than his brother had advised him. Well, the next thing
+was to capture Murphy's stock.</p>
+
+<p>On their way to the Astor House to see the sick engineer, McAllister
+stopped at the Chemical National Bank, on the pretext of procuring the
+money to pay for the stock, and there called up Police Headquarters.
+Conville presently came to the wire, and it was arranged between them
+that the detective should communicate with Tomlinson and bring him at
+once to the New York Life Building. There they would await the return of
+McAllister and follow him to the offices of the mining company.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister then rejoined Mr. Herbert in the cab and drove at once to the
+hotel. The polite clerk informed the strangers that Mr. Murphy was bad,
+very bad, and that they would have to secure permission from the trained
+nurse before they could visit him. They might, however, go upstairs and
+inquire for themselves.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Murphy's room proved to be at the extreme end of a musty corridor,
+in which the pungent odor<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span> of iodoform and antiseptics, noticeable even
+at the elevator, gave evidence of his lamentable condition. A soft knock
+brought an immediate response from a muscular male nurse, who was at
+last persuaded to allow them to interview his patient on the express
+condition that their call should be limited to a few moments' duration
+only. Inside, the smell of medicine became overpowering. McAllister
+could discern by the dim light a figure lying upon a bed in the far
+corner shrouded in bandages, and moaning with pain. Near at hand stood a
+table covered with liniment and bottles.</p>
+
+<p>"Wot is it?" whined the sick engineer. "Carn't yer leave me in peace?
+Wot is it, I s'y?"</p>
+
+<p>For the third time in his life McAllister's heart nearly stopped beating
+at the sound of that voice. It was, however, unmistakable. Should it
+come from the heavens above, or the caverns of the hills, or the waters
+beneath the earth, it could originate in but one unique, extraordinary
+individual&mdash;Wilkins! It was a startling complication, and for an instant
+McAllister's brain refused to cope with the situation.</p>
+
+<p>"You really must pardon us!" Herbert began, "but we've come to see if
+you wouldn't sell some of your Golden Touch mining stock."</p>
+
+<p>"'Oly Moses!" wailed the sick engineer, turn<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span>ing his head to the wall.
+"Oh, my leg! Wot do you come 'ere for, about stock, when I'm almost
+dead? Go aw'y, I s'y!"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister pulled himself together. He had intended buying the stock,
+and on returning to the company's offices to have Conville arrest
+Herbert and the Colonel, without bothering about the sick engineer. He
+was pretty sure he had evidence enough. But now, with Wilkins to assist
+him, he undoubtedly could force a confession from them both.</p>
+
+<p>"Go ahead," he whispered to Herbert; "I'm no good at that sort of
+thing."</p>
+
+<p>So Mr. Herbert started in to persuade his invalid confederate to part
+with his valueless stock for McAllister's money. He waxed eloquent over
+the glories of the Continent and the miraculous cures effected at
+Baden-Baden, as well as upon the uncertainties of this life, and mining
+stock in particular.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile the sick man tossed in agony upon his pallet and cursed the
+inconsiderate strangers who forced their selfish interests upon him at
+such a moment. Outside the door the nurse coughed impatiently. At last,
+after an unusually persistent harangue on the part of Herbert, the
+invalid, inveighing against the sciatica that had placed him thus at
+their mercy, and more to get rid of them<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span> than anything else,
+reluctantly yielded. Fumbling among the bed-clothes, he produced a
+soiled certificate, which he smoothed out and regarded sadly.</p>
+
+<p>"'Ere, tyke it," he muttered. "Tyke it! Gimme yer money, an' go aw'y!"</p>
+
+<p>As yet he had not recognized McAllister, who had remained partially
+concealed behind his companion.</p>
+
+<p>"Now's your chance!" whispered the latter. "Take it while you can get
+it. Where's the money?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister drew out the bills, which crackled deliciously in his hands,
+and stepped square in front of the sick engineer, between him and
+Herbert.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Murphy"&mdash;he spoke the words slowly and distinctly&mdash;"I'm the person
+who's buying your stock. This gentleman has merely interested me in the
+proposition." Then, fixing his eyes directly on those of Wilkins, he
+held out the bills. A look of terror came over the face of the valet,
+and he half-raised himself from the pillow as he stared horrified at his
+former master. Then he sank back, and turned away his head.</p>
+
+<p>"Now answer me a few questions," continued McAllister. "Are you the bona
+fide owner of this stock?"</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins choked.</p>
+
+<p>"S' 'elp me! Got it fer services," he gasped.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span>"And it's worth what you ask&mdash;five thousand dollars?"</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins glanced helplessly at Herbert, who was examining a bottle of
+iodine on the mantelpiece. Then he rolled convulsively upon his side.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, my leg!" he groaned, thrashing around until his head came within a
+few inches of McAllister's face. "<i>It's rotten</i>," he whispered under his
+breath. "<i>Don't touch it!</i> .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Oh, my pore leg! .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. <i>Just pretend to
+pass me the money</i>. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. 'Ere, tyke yer stock, if yer 'ave to! .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. <i>I
+wouldn't rob yer, sir, indeed I wouldn't!</i> .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. W'ere's yer money?"</p>
+
+<p>A gentle smile came over McAllister's placid countenance. Who said there
+was no honor among thieves? Who said there was no such thing as
+gratitude and self-sacrifice? He did not realize at the moment that it
+was the only thing Wilkins could possibly have done to save himself. His
+simple faith accepted it as an act of devotion upon the other's part.
+With a swift wink at his old servant, McAllister stepped back to where
+Herbert was standing.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," he said doubtfully. "How can I be sure this sick man's
+name is really Murphy, or that he is the fellow that worked at the mine?
+I guess I'd better have him identified before I give up my money."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span>"Don't be foolish!" growled Herbert. "Of course he's the man! My brother
+gave his description in the letter, and he fits it to a T. And then he
+has the certificate. What more do you want?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," repeated McAllister hesitatingly. He shook his head and
+shifted from one foot to the other. "I don't know. I guess I won't do
+it."</p>
+
+<p>Herbert seemed annoyed.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here," he demanded of the sick engineer, "are you so awful sick
+you can't come over to the company's offices and be identified?"&mdash;adding
+<i>sotto voce</i> to McAllister, "if he does, old Van Vorst will probably buy
+the stock himself, and we'll lose our chance."</p>
+
+<p>The sick man moaned and grumbled. By 'ookey! 'Ere was impudence for yer.
+Come an' rob 'im of 'is stock, an' then demand 'e be identified.</p>
+
+<p>"We'll take you in our cab. It ain't far," urged Herbert, nodding
+vigorously at Wilkins from behind McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I'll go!" responded the engineer with sudden alacrity. "Anything to
+hoblige."</p>
+
+<p>He hobbled painfully out of bed. The nurse had by this time returned,
+and was demanding in forcible language that his patient should instantly
+get back. Seeing that his expostulations had no<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span> effect, he assisted
+Wilkins very ungraciously to get into his clothes. With the aid of a
+stout cane the latter tottered to the elevator and was finally ensconced
+safely in the cab. All this had occupied nearly an hour; twenty minutes
+more brought them to the New York Life Building.</p>
+
+<p>As McAllister and Herbert assisted their supposed victim into the
+building, the clubman caught a glimpse of the lean Tomlinson and
+athletically built Conville standing together behind the pillars of the
+portico. The elevator whisked them up to the fifth floor so rapidly that
+the sick man swore loudly that he should never live to come down again.
+As they turned into the corridor toward the entrance of the office,
+McAllister saw his confederates emerge from the rear elevator. Things
+were going well enough, so far. Now for the <i>coup d'&eacute;tat</i>!</p>
+
+<p>The boy admitted them at once into the inner sanctum. As before,
+President Van Vorst sat there calmly smoking a cigar. At his right, in a
+corner by the window, stood a heavy iron safe.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said McAllister briskly, "I've brought the stock, and I've
+brought its former owner with it. Do you recognize him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well!" returned the President, stepping forward with great
+cordiality and clasping Wilkins's hand in his. "If it isn't my old
+en<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span>gineer, Murphy! How are you, Murphy, old socks? It's nearly a year,
+isn't it, since you were at Stafford?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied Wilkins tremulously, "an' I'm a very sick man. I've got
+the skyathicer somethin' hawful."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister produced the stock from his coat-pocket.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you identify this certificate?" inquired the clubman.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course! Now think of that! I've been lookin' for that thousand
+shares ever since Murphy left the mine," said the Colonel with a show of
+irritation.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, are you ready to pay for it?" demanded McAllister sharply.</p>
+
+<p>The Colonel hesitated, looking from one to the other. Clearly he could
+not determine just how matters stood.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," he remarked finally, "I can't pay for it just this minute, but
+I'll go right out and get the money. You see, I didn't expect you back
+quite so soon. Who does the stock belong to, anyhow&mdash;you, or Murphy?"</p>
+
+<p>"At present it belongs to me," said the clubman.</p>
+
+<p>As McAllister spoke he stepped in front of the door leading into the
+directors' room. From<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span> below came faintly the rattle of the street and
+the clang of electric cars, while in the outer office could be heard the
+merry tattoo of the typewriters. Could it be possible that in this
+opulently furnished office, with its rosewood desk and chairs, its
+Persian rugs and paintings, its plate glass and heavy curtains, he was
+confronting a crew of swindlers of whom his own valet was an accomplice?
+It was almost past belief. Yet, as he recalled Wainwright's vivid
+description of the fall of Tomlinson, the scene at Rector's, the
+advertisement in the <i>Herald</i>, and the strange occurrences of the
+morning, he perceived that there could be no question in the matter. He
+was facing three common&mdash;or rather most uncommon&mdash;thieves, all of whom
+probably had served more than one term in State prison&mdash;desperate
+characters, who would not hesitate to use force, or worse, should it
+appear necessary. For a moment the clubman lost heart. He might be
+murdered, and no one be the wiser. Then a vague shadow flickered against
+the opaque glass of the main door, and McAllister gained new courage.
+Conville was just outside, with Tomlinson&mdash;although the latter could not
+be regarded as a valuable auxiliary in the event of a hand-to-hand
+struggle. Was he safe in counting on Wilkins? What if the ex-convict
+should go back on him? How did the valet know but that, by assisting
+his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span> master, he was sending himself to State prison? McAllister had a
+fleeting desire to turn and dart from the room. What business had a
+middle-aged clubman turning detective, anyway? Then he braced himself,
+took a good grip of his stout walking-stick, and turned to the Colonel
+with an assumption of calmness which he was very far from feeling. The
+noonday sun streamed into the windows and threw into strong relief the
+muscular figures of the group about him.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm afraid you've been deceived in Murphy," he remarked coolly. "He
+isn't an engineer at all; he's just an ex-convict."</p>
+
+<p>The Colonel uttered a swift oath and snatched a Colt from an open drawer
+of the desk. Herbert turned fiercely upon the clubman. Wilkins dropped
+his crutch.</p>
+
+<p>"What are you giving us!" cried the Colonel.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll leave it to <i>him</i>," added McAllister. "By the way, his name isn't
+Murphy at all&mdash;it's Wilkins&mdash;or Welch, if you prefer."</p>
+
+<p>"What's this&mdash;a plant?" yelled Herbert. "By God, if&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be upset, Mr. Summerdale," said the clubman. "You might lay down
+that pistol, Colonel Buncomb. Wilkins is an old friend of mine&mdash;in fact
+he used to work for me."</p>
+
+<p>The two thieves glared at him, speechless.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span> Wilkins picked up his crutch
+by the small end, remarking:</p>
+
+<p>"Better go easy there, Buncomb."</p>
+
+<p>"I think you gentlemen had the pleasure of meeting another friend of
+mine last summer, a Mr. Tomlinson," continued McAllister. "He's told me
+a good deal about you. I am under the impression that he paid for an
+automobile and a little trip you took on the Riviera. How would you like
+to turn back the money?"</p>
+
+<p>Buncomb stood in the middle of the room pale and motionless, while the
+clubman opened the door into the hall and called Tomlinson's name.</p>
+
+<p>"Yaas, I'm here, McAllister. What do you want?" replied the club bore as
+his lank figure entered the room. At the sight of Buncomb, Summerdale,
+and Wilkins he stopped short.</p>
+
+<p>"By Jove!" he drawled, "I'm dashed if it ain't the Colonel&mdash;and Larry!"</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, you&mdash;you&mdash;chappie!" snarled Buncomb, "clear out of here! And
+you, too, Tomlinson. Understand?" He waved the revolver threateningly.</p>
+
+<p>"Colonel," remarked McAllister, "I'm here for just one purpose, and
+that's to collect the debt you gentlemen owe my friend Mr. Tomlinson.
+Wilkins, or Welch, or Murphy, or whatever <i>you</i> call him, is ready to
+turn state's evidence against<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span> you. I promise him immunity. There's an
+officer just outside. Shall I call him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Is that straight, Fatty?" cried Summerdale, his face livid with fright
+and anger. "Are you going to squeal on us?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sure!" replied Wilkins. "I'm through with you, you miserable
+shell-gamers! The best thing for you is to hopen the old coal-box hover
+there and count hout what's left of that ten thousand."</p>
+
+<p>"Curse you!" hissed Summerdale. "How do we know you won't have us
+pinched whether we pay up or not?"</p>
+
+<p>"I reckon we'd better take a chance," muttered the Colonel, laying down
+his revolver and dropping on his knees before the safe. The little knob
+spun around, the lock clicked, and the heavy door swung open, but at the
+same moment there was a terrific crash of glass behind them.</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse noise," exclaimed Conville, thrusting his face through the
+broken pane and covering Buncomb with a long black weapon. "Kindly keep
+your arms up, Colonel&mdash;and you too, Larry. How stout you've grown! Thank
+you! I was peekin' through the keyhole, and kinder thought this would be
+a good time to freeze on to what was in the safe without callin' in an
+expert."</p>
+
+<p>The next instant he had unlocked the door with<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span> his other hand and
+snapped the handcuffs on Summerdale's uplifted wrist. While the
+detective was doing the same to the Colonel, McAllister caught sight of
+Wilkins's frightened glance, and gave a slight nod toward the door
+leading into the next room. Like a flash the valet had jumped through
+and closed and locked the door behind him. Another door banged. Conville
+sprang into the hall across the fragments of the shattered glass, with
+McAllister at his heels. They were just in time to see Wilkins leap into
+the room where the men were testing the fire-escape.</p>
+
+<p>"Let me try it," said he, and swung himself calmly into the tube. For an
+instant he delayed his flight, with only his head remaining visible.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-by, Mr. McAllister," he called over his shoulder, "and thank you
+kindly. I won't forget, sir."</p>
+
+<p>At the same instant Conville bounded through the door and rushed to the
+window. As he reached the sash Wilkins let go, and plunged downwards.
+His descent was rapid, his position being discernible from the sagging
+of the canvas.</p>
+
+<p>Barney started for the elevator in the hope of cutting off the valet's
+escape below, but he had miscalculated the force of gravitation. As
+McAllister reached the window he saw the little bulge that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span> represented
+Wilkins slide gently to the bottom. There was a cheer from the
+bystanders as the convict stepped lightly to his feet. Then he turned
+for an instant, and, looking up at McAllister, waved his hand and
+disappeared among the crowd.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2 class="newchapter"><a name="McAllisters_Data_of_Ethics" id="McAllisters_Data_of_Ethics"></a>McAllister's Data of Ethics</h2>
+
+
+<h3 class="firstsection">I</h3>
+
+<p>"Certainly, sir. Your clothes shall be delivered at the Metropole at
+nine-forty-five to morrow evenin', sir."</p>
+
+<p>Pondel's dapper little clerk tossed a half-dozen bolts of "trouserings"
+upon the polished table, and smiled graciously at the firm's best paying
+customer.</p>
+
+<p>"Here, Bulstead! take Mr. McAllister's waist measure&mdash;just a matter of
+precaution," he added deferentially. "These are somethin' fine,
+sir&mdash;very fine! When they came in, I says to Mr. Pondel: 'If only Mr.
+McAllister could see that woollen! It's a shame,' I says, 'not to save
+it for 'im!' An' Mr. Pondel agreed with me at once. 'Very good,
+Wessons,' says he. 'Lay aside enough of that Lancaster to make Mr.
+McAllister a single-breasted sack suit, and if he don't fancy it I'll
+have it made up into somethin' for myself,' he says. Ain't that so, Mr.
+Pondel?"</p>
+
+<p>The gentleman addressed had graciously saun<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span>tered over to congratulate
+Mr. McAllister upon his selections.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, very good! Very good indeed! How's that, Wessons? Yes, I told him
+to keep that piece for you, sir. Lord Bentwood begged for it almost with
+the tears in his eyes, as I may say, but I assured him that it was
+already spoken for." He patted the cloth with a fat, ring-covered hand.
+An atmosphere of exclusive opulence emanated from every inch of his
+sleek, pudgy person&mdash;from the broad white forehead over the glinting
+steel-gray eyes, from the pointed Van Dyke trimmed to resemble that of a
+certain exalted personage, from his drab waistcoated abdomen begirdled
+with its heavy chain and dangling seals, down to the gray-gaitered
+patent leathers. McAllister distrusted, feared, relied upon him.</p>
+
+<p>The clubman wiped his monocle and glanced out through the plate-glass
+window. Marlborough Square was flooded with the soft sunshine of the
+autumn afternoon. Hardly a pedestrian violated the eminently
+aristocratic silence of St. Timothy's.</p>
+
+<p>"Very thoughtful of you, I'm sure," he replied, not grudging Pondel the
+extra two guineas which he very well knew the other invariably charged
+for these little favors. It were cheap at twice the money to feel so
+much a gentleman.</p>
+
+<p>"But this is Saturday, and it's five o'clock now.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span> I don't see how you
+can possibly finish all those suits by to-morrow evening. You know I
+really didn't intend to order anything but the frock-coat. Perhaps you'd
+just better let the rest go. I can get them some other time."</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all, Mr. McAllister; not at all. We are always delighted to
+serve you by any means in our power. Did Wessons say they would be
+finished to-morrow? Then to-morrow they shall be, sir. I'll set my men
+at work immediately. Pedler! Where's Pedler? Send him here at once!"</p>
+
+<p>A hollow-eyed, lank, round-shouldered journeyman parted the curtains
+that concealed the rear of the room, and nervously approached his
+employer. He blinked at the unaccustomed sunlight, suppressing a cough.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you call me, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied Pondel with the severity of one granting an undeserved
+favor. "This is Mr. McAllister, of whom you have heard us speak so
+often. I believe you have cut several of the gentleman's suits. He is to
+take the Majestic, which sails early Monday morning, and I have promised
+that his clothes shall be ready to-morrow evening. Can you arrange to
+stay here to-night and whatever portion of to-morrow is necessary to
+finish them?"</p>
+
+<p>A worried look passed over the man's face, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span> his hand flew to his
+mouth to strangle another cough.</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly, sir; that is&mdash;of course&mdash; Yes, sir. May I ask how many,
+sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Only three, I believe. I was sure it could be arranged. Please ask
+Aggam to assist you. That is all."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir. Very good, sir." Pedler hesitated a moment as if about to
+speak, then turned listlessly and plodded back behind the curtains.</p>
+
+<p>"Very obliging man&mdash;Pedler. You see, there will be no difficulty, Mr.
+McAllister."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I don't see how on earth you're going to do it!" protested
+McAllister feebly. He wanted the clothes badly, now that he had seen the
+material. "It's mighty good of you to take all this trouble."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Pondel made a deprecating gesture.</p>
+
+<p>"We are always glad to serve you, sir!" he repeated, as Wessons escorted
+the distinguished customer to the door.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a great privilege to be employed by such a man as Mr. Pondel,"
+whispered the salesman. "He thinks an enormous lot of you, sir. Very
+fine man&mdash;Mr. Pondel."</p>
+
+<p>As the hansom jogged rapidly toward the hotel, McAllister reflected
+painfully upon the enormous sums of money that he annually transferred
+from<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span> his own pockets to those of the lordly tailor. Not that the money
+made any particular difference. The clubman was well enough fixed, only
+sometimes the bills were unexpectedly large. The three suits just
+ordered would average fourteen guineas each. Roughly they would come to
+two hundred and twenty-five dollars, plus the duty, which he always paid
+conscientiously. And he was getting off easy at that. He remembered
+heaps of bills for over two hundred pounds, and that was only the
+beginning, for he bought most of his clothes right in New York.</p>
+
+<p>Climbing the steps of his hotel, he wondered vaguely how long Pedler and
+the other fellow would have to work to finish the suits. Of course, they
+would be paid extra&mdash;were probably glad to do it. The chap had a nasty
+cough, though. Oh, well, that was their business&mdash;not his! So long as he
+put up the money, Pondel could look out for the rest.</p>
+
+<p>However, he felt a distinct sense of relief that his own obligations
+consisted merely in dressing, dining at the Savoy with Aversly, and then
+leisurely taking in the Alhambra afterward. Once in his room, he found
+that the once criminally inclined, but now reformed Wilkins, who had
+returned to his master's service under a solemn promise of good
+behavior, had already laid out<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span> his clothes. McAllister rather dreaded
+dressing, for the place was one of those heavily oppressive apartments
+characteristic of English hotels. Green marble, yellow plush, and black
+walnut filled the foreground, background, and middle distance, while a
+marble-topped table, placed squarely in the centre of the room, offered
+the only oasis in the desert of upholstery, in the form of a single
+massive book, bound in brown morocco, and bearing the inscription
+stamped upon its cover in heavy gilt:</p>
+
+<p class="center">HOTEL METROPOLE<br />
+HOLY BIBLE<br />
+NOT TO BE REMOVED</p>
+
+<p>It fascinated him, recalling the chained hairbrush and comb of the
+Pacific Coast. There you were offered cleanliness, here godliness, by
+the proprietors; only the means thereto were not to be taken away. The
+next comer must have his chance.</p>
+
+<p>As the clubman idly lifted the volume, he suddenly realized that this
+was the first Bible he had actually touched in over thirty years. The
+last time he had owned one himself had been at school when he was
+fifteen years old. Something moved him to carry it to the window. The
+sun was just<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span> dropping over the scarlet chimney-pots of London. Its
+burnished glare played upon the red gilt edges of the leaves, as
+McAllister mechanically allowed the book to fall open in his hands. He
+read these words:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>So I returned, and considered all the oppressions that
+are done under the sun: and behold the tears of such
+as were oppressed, and they had no comforter; and on
+the side of their oppressors there was power; but they
+had no comforter.</p></div>
+
+<p>The sun sank; the chimneys deadened against the sky-line. When Wilkins,
+ten minutes later, stole in to see if his master needed his assistance,
+he found McAllister staring into the darkening west.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">II</h3>
+
+<p>The bell on St. Timothy's tolled twelve o'clock as McAllister's hansom,
+straight from the Alhambra, clacked into the moonlit silence of
+Marlborough Square. A soft breath of distant gardens hung on the cool
+air. The chimneys rose from the house-tops sharp against a pale blue sky
+glittering with stars. Here and there a yellow window gleamed for a
+moment under the eaves, then vanished mysteriously. It was a night for
+lovers,&mdash;calm, still, ecstatic,&mdash;for hayfields under the harvest
+moon,&mdash;for white, ghostly reaches of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span> the Thames,&mdash;for poetry,&mdash;for the
+exquisite enjoyment of earth's nearest approach to heaven.</p>
+
+<p>The trap above McAllister's head opened.</p>
+
+<p>"Beg pardon, sir. W'ere did you s'y, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"I said <i>Pondel's</i>," replied McAllister, rather sharply. He knew the
+cabby must think him a lunatic, but he didn't care. He intended to do
+the decent thing. Hang it! The fellow could mind his own business.</p>
+
+<p>The hansom crossed the street and reined up in the shadow. All was dark,
+silent, deserted. Only the brass plate beside the door reflected
+strangely the moonlight across the way.</p>
+
+<p>"'Ere's Pondel's, sir." The cabby got down and crossed the sidewalk to
+the door.</p>
+
+<p>"All shut hup!" he commented. "Close at six."</p>
+
+<p>A dark figure emerged quickly from, a neighboring shadow.</p>
+
+<p>"'Ere! Wot is it you want?" demanded the bobby, accosting the cabman
+with tentative and potential roughness.</p>
+
+<p>"Gent wants Pondel's. I dunno w'y. Ax 'im yerself!" responded cabby in
+an injured tone.</p>
+
+<p>The bobby turned to the hansom.</p>
+
+<p>"This shop's closed at six o'clock," he announced. "Wot do you want?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister felt ten thousand times a fool. The<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span> beauty of the night, the
+odoriferous quiet, the peace of the deserted square, all made his errand
+seem monstrously idiotic. The universe was wheeling silently across the
+housetops; respectable men and women were in their beds; only
+night-hawks, lovers, policemen were abroad. It was as if a worm were
+raising objection to some cardinal law. Why should he try to upset the
+order and regularity of the London night, clattering into this
+slumbering section, startling a respectable somnolent policeman, making
+an ass of himself before his cabby&mdash;because somewhere a fellow was
+working overtime on his trousers. He imagined that as soon as he had
+made his explanation the bobby and the driver would collapse with
+merriment, and hale him to a mad-house. But McAllister set his teeth. He
+was fighting for a principle. He wouldn't "welch" now. He clambered out
+of the hansom.</p>
+
+<p>"I want to find Pondel, because he's got some fellows working on my
+clothes, and I don't propose to have anybody working for me on Sunday.
+Understand? It's <i>Sunday</i>. I don't intend to have folks working on my
+clothes when they ought to be in bed."</p>
+
+<p>He spoke brokenly, defiantly, catching his breath between words, almost
+ready to cry; then waited for his auditors to fall upon each other's
+necks in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span> derisive mirth. He forgot, however, that he was in London. The
+situation was one apposite to American humor, but evoked no sense of
+amusement in the policeman. He treated McAllister's explanation with
+vast respect. Our hero gained confidence. The bobby regretted that the
+place seemed closed; ventured to express his approval of the clubman's
+altruistic effort; dilated upon it to the cabby, who was correspondingly
+impressed. McAllister, immensely cheered, held forth on the wrongs of
+labor at some length, and, finding a sympathetic audience, produced
+cigars. The three proved, as it were, a little group of humanitarians
+united in a common purpose. Then, suddenly, inconsequently, inexcusably,
+a man coughed. The sound was muffled, but unmistakable. It came from a
+point directly beneath their feet. The bobby rapped sharply on the
+pavement several times.</p>
+
+<p>"Hi there, you!" he called. "Hi there, you in Pondel's. Come an' open
+hup!"</p>
+
+<p>They could hear a dull murmur of conversation, the cough was repeated, a
+bench dragged across a floor, some fastening was slowly loosed, and a
+yellow gleam of light shot up through the shadow as a scuttle opened in
+the sidewalk. A lean, scrawny figure thrust itself upward, sleepily
+rubbing its eyes, collarless, its shirt open at the breast,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span> its hair
+tousled, coughing. McAllister, now confident that he had the support of
+his companions, addressed the ghost, in whom he recognized Pedler, the
+journeyman from behind the curtains. The clubman's face, however, was
+concealed in shadow from the other.</p>
+
+<p>"You're working for Pondel, aren't you?"</p>
+
+<p>The ghost coughed again, and shivered, although the air was warm.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," it answered huskily.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you working on some clothes for a gentleman who's sailing on
+Monday?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," it repeated.</p>
+
+<p>"Then don't, any more," chirped McAllister encouragingly. "Those clothes
+are for me, and I don't want you to work any longer. You ought to be in
+bed."</p>
+
+<p>"Wotcher givin' us?" grumbled Pedler. "G'wan! Leave us alone!" He
+started to descend. But the bobby stepped forward.</p>
+
+<p>"Look 'ere," he said roughly. "Don't you understand? It's just as the
+gentleman s'ys. You don't <i>'ave</i> to work any more to-night. You can go
+'ome."</p>
+
+<p>"I s'y, wotcher givin' us?" repeated the other. "I cawn't go 'ome. Mr.
+Pondel's horders is to st'y 'ere until the clothes is finished. M'ybe
+it's as you s'y, but I cawn't go 'ome."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span>At this juncture a child began to cry drowsily below, and a woman's
+voice could be heard striving to comfort it.</p>
+
+<p>"You don't mean you've got a baby down there!" exclaimed McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Only little Annie," replied Pedler. "An' the old woman."</p>
+
+<p>"Anyone else?"</p>
+
+<p>"Aggam."</p>
+
+<p>"Let's go down," suggested the bobby. "<i>I</i> can make 'em understand." The
+ghost descended, dazed, and McAllister, the bobby, and last of all, the
+cabman, followed down a creaking ladder into a sort of vault under the
+cellar. A small oil wick gave out a feeble fluctuating light. On one
+side, cross-legged, sat a shrivelled-up, little old man, his brown beard
+streaked with gray, stitching. He did not look up, but only worked the
+faster. A thin woman crouched on a broken chair, holding a little girl
+in her lap.</p>
+
+<p>"There, there, Annie, don't cry. The bobby's not arter <i>you</i>. It's all
+right, darlin'!"</p>
+
+<p>Strewn about the cement floor lay the bolts of Lancaster which
+McAllister had selected, together with patterns, scissors, and
+unfinished garments.</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse the child, sir," apologized the woman. "She's just a bit
+sleepy."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said McAllister, his indignation rising<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span> at the scene, and shame
+burning in his cheeks, "go right home. I won't have you working on these
+clothes any more." How he wished Pondel was there to get a piece of his
+mind!</p>
+
+<p>Jim looked wearily at Aggam.</p>
+
+<p>"Wot d'ye s'y, Aggam?"</p>
+
+<p>The other kept on stitching.</p>
+
+<p>"I gets my horders from Pondel," he replied, shortly, "an' I don't tyke
+no horders from no one helse!"</p>
+
+<p>"But look here," cried McAllister, "the clothes are <i>mine</i>, ain't they?
+Pondel hasn't anything to do with it! And <i>I</i> tell you to <i>go home</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," grunted Aggam. "An' then you loses your job, does yer? I don't
+want no toff mixin' into <i>my</i> affairs. I minds my business, they can
+mind theirs!"</p>
+
+<p>"I s'y, that's no w'y to speak to the gentleman!" exclaimed the bobby in
+disgust. "'E's only tryin' to do yer a fyvor! 'Aven't yer got no
+manners?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>I</i> minds <i>my</i> business, let <i>'im</i> mind <i>'is'n</i>!" repeated Aggam
+stolidly.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, <i>I</i> must <i>s'y</i>," ejaculated the cabby, "they're a bloomin'
+grateful lot!"</p>
+
+<p>The tall man seemed to resent this last from one of his own station.</p>
+
+<p>"I appreciates wot the gent wants," he said<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span> weakly, "but it's just like
+Aggam s'ys. Wot can <i>we</i> do? The gent cawn't tell us to go 'ome!"</p>
+
+<p>The child began to cry again. McAllister was exasperated almost to the
+point of profanity.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you <i>want</i> to go home?" he exclaimed.</p>
+
+<p>The woman laughed a hollow, mirthless laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Annie an' me 'ave st'y'd 'ere all the evenin' just to be with Jim. 'E's
+awful sick. An' 'e'll 'ave to st'y 'ere all d'y to-morrer. Do we <i>want</i>
+to go 'ome!"</p>
+
+<p>Her husband dashed his shirt-sleeve across his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't Nell," he muttered. "I ain't sick. I can work. You go 'ome with
+the kid."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister thrust a handful of bank-notes toward her.</p>
+
+<p>"Where does old Pondel live?" he inquired of the bobby.</p>
+
+<p>"Out in Kew somewheres," replied the officer.</p>
+
+<p>The woman was staring blankly at the money. Suddenly she dropped the
+little girl and began to sob. Jim broke into a fit of harsh coughing.
+The cabman climbed up the ladder. The temperature of the vault seemed
+insufferable to McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose you'll go home if Pondel says so?" he suggested.</p>
+
+<p>"Just watch us!" growled Aggam.</p>
+
+<p>"Take that child home, anyhow, and put it to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span> bed," ordered the clubman.
+"I'll be back in an hour or so."</p>
+
+<p>As he climbed up through the scuttle into the sweet, soft moonlight, and
+started to enter the hansom, the bobby held out his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me, sir. I 'ope you'll pardon the liberty, but, would you mind,
+I've got a brother in America&mdash;Smith's the naime&mdash;'e lives in a plaice
+called Manitoba. Do you 'appen to know 'im?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sorry," replied our friend, grasping the other's hand. "I never ran
+across him."</p>
+
+<p>"Where to now?" asked the cabby.</p>
+
+<p>"To Kew," replied McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>They swung out of the square, leaving the bobby standing in the shadow
+of Pondel's.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll look out for 'em while you're gone," called the latter
+encouragingly.</p>
+
+<p>They crossed Bond Street, followed Grosvenor Street into Park Lane, and
+plunging round Hyde Park corner, past the statue to England's greatest
+soldier, they entered Kingsbridge. McAllister, all awake from his recent
+experience, saw things that he had never observed before&mdash;bedraggled
+flower-girls in gaudy hats, with heart-rending faces; drunken laborers
+staggering along upon the arms of sad-featured women; young girls,
+slender, painted, strolling with an affectation of light-heartedness
+along the glittering sidewalks. On<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span> they jogged, past narrow streets
+where, amid the flare of torches, the entire population of the
+neighborhood swarmed, bargained, swore, and quarrelled; where little
+children rolled under the costers' carts, fighting for scraps and
+decaying vegetables; and where their passage was obstructed by the
+throngs of miserable humanity for whom this was their only park, their
+only club. It being Saturday night, the butchers were selling off their
+remnants of meat, and their shrill cries could be heard for blocks.
+Several times the horse shied to avoid trampling upon some old hag who,
+clutching her wretched purchase to her breast, hurried homeward before a
+drunken lout should snatch it from her. McAllister had never imagined
+the like. It was with a sigh of relief that they left the Hammersmith
+Road behind and at last reached the residential districts. In about an
+hour they found themselves in Kew. A cool breeze from the country fanned
+his cheek. On either hand trim little villas, with smooth lawns, lined
+the road, and the moonlit air was fragrant with the smell of damp grass,
+violets, and heliotrope. Here and there could be heard the tinkle of a
+cottage piano, and the laughter of belated merry-makers on the verandas.</p>
+
+<p>They located Mr. Pondel's villa without difficulty. Standing back some
+thirty yards from the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span> street, its well-kept garden full of flowering
+shrubs and carefully tended beds of geraniums, it was a residence
+typical of the London suburb, with fretwork along the piazza roof, a
+stone dog guarding each side of the steps, and salmon-pink curtains at
+the parlor windows. The door stood open, a Japanese lamp burned in the
+hallway, and the murmur of voices floated out from the door leading into
+the parlor. McAllister once again felt the overwhelming absurdity of his
+position. Over his shoulder, as he stood by the hyacinths at the door,
+floated the same big moon in the same soft heaven. Damp and fragrant,
+the wind blew in from the lawn and swayed the porti&egrave;res in the narrow
+hall, behind which, doubtless, sat the lordly Pondel, friend of
+noblemen, adviser of royalty, entrenched in his castle, a unit in an
+impregnable system. The whinny of the cab-horse beyond the hedge
+recalled to McAllister the necessity for action. He realized that he was
+losing moral ground every instant.</p>
+
+<p>The bell jangled harshly somewhere in the back of the house. A man's
+voice&mdash;Pondel's&mdash;muttered indistinctly; there was a feminine whisper in
+response; someone placed a glass on a table and pushed back a chair. A
+clock in the neighborhood struck two, and Pondel emerged through the
+porti&egrave;res&mdash;Pondel in a wadded claret-colored<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span> dressing-gown embroidered
+with birds of Paradise, in carpet slippers, with a meerschaum pipe,
+watery eyes, and slightly disarranged hair. It was rather dim in the
+hallway, and he did not recognize his visitor.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it? What do you want?" The inquiry was abrupt and a little
+thick.</p>
+
+<p>"Good evening, Mr. Pondel," stammered McAllister. "I hope you'll excuse
+me for disturbing you at this hour. It's about the clothes."</p>
+
+<p>"W'o is it?" Pondel peered into his guest's flushed face. "W'y Mr.
+McAllister, what are you doin' way out 'ere? Excuse my appearance&mdash;a
+little pardonable neglishay of a Saturday evenin'. Come right in, won't
+you? Great honor, I'm sure. Though, if you'll believe it, I once 'ad the
+honor of a call from his Grace the Duke of Bashton right in this very
+'all. Excuse me w'ile I announce your presence to Mrs. Pondel."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister said something about having to go at once, but Pondel
+shuffled through the curtains, almost immediately sweeping them back
+with a lordly gesture of welcome.</p>
+
+<p>"This way, Mr. McAllister." Our miserable friend entered the parlor.
+"Elizabeth, hallow me to present Mr. McAllister&mdash;one of my oldest
+customers."</p>
+
+<p>Elizabeth&mdash;a fat vision of fifty-five, with per<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span>oxide hair, and a soft
+pink of unchanging hue mantling her elsewhere mottled cheeks&mdash;arose
+graciously from the table where she and her husband had been playing
+double-dummy bridge, and courtesied.</p>
+
+<p>"Chawmed, I'm sure. What a beautiful evenin'! Won't you si' down?"
+murmured the enchantress.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister took a chair, and Pondel pressed whiskey and water upon him.
+Oh, Mr. McAllister, needn't be afraid of it; it was the real old thing;
+Lord Langollen had sent him a dozen. Lizzie would take a nip with
+'em&mdash;eh, Lizzie? A gen'elman didn't take that long trip every evenin',
+and a little refreshment would not only do him good, but, as the Yankees
+said, would show there was no 'ard feelin', eh? He must really take just
+a drop. Say when!</p>
+
+<p>Lizzie poured out a glass for the much-embarrassed guest. She was in a
+flowered kimona, even more "neglishay" than her husband, but the bower
+in which the goddess reclined was a perfect pearl of the decorator's
+art. Cupids, also "neglishay," toyed with one another around a cluster
+of electric burners in the ceiling, gay streamers of painted blossoms
+dangling from their hands and floating down the walls. Gilt chairs, a
+white and gilt sofa, and a brown etching in a Florentine<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span> frame on each
+wall, were the most conspicuous articles of furniture. At the windows
+the brilliant salmon-pink curtains bellied softly in the breeze that
+stole into the chamber and diluted the gentle odor of Parma violets
+which exuded from the dame in the kimona. To Pondel, McAllister's
+presence was an evidence of his power; and his pride, tickled mightily,
+put him in an exquisite good humor. Certainly the occasion required from
+him, the host, a proper felicitation.</p>
+
+<p>"'Ere's to our better acquaintance," said the tailor, raising his glass
+sententiously. "Lizzie, drink to Mr. McAllister!"</p>
+
+<p>The three drank solemnly. Then the voluble tailor addressed himself to
+the task of entertaining his distinguished guest. McAllister could catch
+at no opening to explain his visit. Pondel chatted gayly of Paris, the
+Continent, and familiarly of the races and the <i>beau monde</i>. Apparently
+he knew (by their first names) half the nobility of England, and he
+endeavored to place his customer equally at his ease with them. He
+ventured that he knew how most young Americans spent their time in
+London and Paris; dropped with a wink, that in spite of his present
+uxoriousness he had been a bit of a dog himself, and ended by suggesting
+another toast to "A short life and a merry one." The lady of the kimona,
+gram<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span>matically not so strong as her husband, contented herself with
+expansive smiles and frequent recurrence to the tumbler.</p>
+
+<p>"I must explain my visit," finally broke in McAllister. "It's about the
+clothes."</p>
+
+<p>Pondel smiled condescendingly.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Mr. McAllister, you don't need to worry in the slightest.
+They'll be done promptly to-morrow evenin', take my word for it."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister flushed. How in Heaven's name could he ever make the tailor
+understand?</p>
+
+<p>"I've decided I don't want 'em!" he stammered.</p>
+
+<p>Pondel's glass went to the table with a bang, and he gazed blankly at
+his customer. The clubman, not realizing the implication, did not
+proceed.</p>
+
+<p>"That's all right," finally responded Pondel a trifle coldly. "There's
+no hurry about settlement. You can take a year, if necessary."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Pondel slipped unobtrusively out of the room, leaving a trail of
+perfume behind her.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" exclaimed our friend, catching his breath: "It isn't that. But you
+see I can't have those men working over night and to-morrow on my
+account. It's&mdash;it's against my principles."</p>
+
+<p>Pondel brightened. A load had been taken from his heart. So long as
+McAllister's bank account was good, any idiosyncrasy the American<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span> might
+exhibit did not matter. He had always regarded McAllister, however, as a
+man of the world, and had esteemed him accordingly. He perceived that he
+had been mistaken. His customer was merely a religious crank. He had had
+experience with them before.</p>
+
+<p>"Pooh! That's all right," said he resuming his former cordiality. "Why,
+they like to earn the extra money. They're all devoted to my interests,
+you know."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I don't want them to work any longer on my clothes," repeated
+McAllister helplessly.</p>
+
+<p>"I understand," replied Mr. Pondel, rather loftily. "I'm afraid,
+however, it's too late to stop them now. The cloth 'as been cut, and
+they would not stop contrary to my direction."</p>
+
+<p>"That's the point," returned McAllister, "I want you to change your
+orders."</p>
+
+<p>"But, my dear sir," expostulated the tailor, "you can't expect me to go
+to London this time of night! Besides, they're nearly done by this time.
+It's impossible!"</p>
+
+<p>"I'll manage that," exclaimed McAllister. "I've been down to the shop
+already, and they're waiting for me now to come back with your
+permission to go home; they wouldn't go without it."</p>
+
+<p>"Dear, dear!" replied the tailor, changing his tactics. "How much
+interest you have taken in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span> their welfare! How kind and thoughtful of
+you! No, they're faithful men; they wouldn't think of disobeying orders.
+But what a shame I didn't know of it before! Why, they might 'ave been
+at 'ome and in their beds. However, I sha'n't forget 'em at the end of
+the month. Mr. McAllister, I respect you. I have never known of a more
+unselfish act. Permit me to say it, sir, you are a Christian&mdash;a true
+Christian. I wish there were more like you, sir!"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister arose to his feet. His one thought now was to escape as
+quickly as possible. The sight of Pondel's smiling countenance filled
+him with unutterable disgust. Suppose the fellows at the club could see
+him sitting in this pursy tailor's parlor, with his scented wife, and
+gilded chairs&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>The tailor, however, was anxious to restore the cordiality of their
+relations, and slopped over in his eagerness to show how kind he was to
+his men, and how considerate of their well-being. He took McAllister's
+arm familiarly as he showed him to the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he added confidentially, "this is a very good locality. Only the
+best people live in this neighborhood. Rather a neat little property."
+He proffered McAllister a cigar. The clubman wanted to kick him for a
+miserable, dirty cad.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span>"Right back!" he said to the cabby, hardly replying to the tailor's
+good-night.</p>
+
+<p>London was asleep. Even the streets through which he had driven to Kew
+were hushed in preparation for the sodden Sunday to come. The moon had
+lowered over the housetops, and St. Timothy's was in the shadow as once
+again he drew up in front of Pondel's.</p>
+
+<p>"Back already, sir?" The bobby stepped out to meet him.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied McAllister wearily. "And those fellows down there are
+going home."</p>
+
+<p>The bobby rapped on the scuttle. Once more Pedler's head protruded above
+the sidewalk.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Pondel says you're to go home," said McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"The gent's been all the way to Kew for you," interjected the bobby.</p>
+
+<p>"Hi, Aggam!" exclaimed Jim, huskily. "Th' gentleman says we are to go
+'ome, Mr. Pondel says." He disappeared. Aggam could be heard muttering
+below. Presently the light was extinguished, and both emerged from the
+scuttle and put on their coats. McAllister felt sleepily exultant.
+Pedler pushed the scuttle into place.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said McAllister after an awkward pause, "can I give you a lift?
+Which way do you go? I tell you what: you come back with me to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span> the
+hotel, and then the hansom can take you both home."</p>
+
+<p>Pedler and Aggam looked doubtfully at one another.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, come on, you fellows!" exclaimed McAllister, all his natural good
+spirits returning with a rush. "Get in there, now!"</p>
+
+<p>Pedler and Aggam climbed in, and McAllister directed the driver to go to
+the Metropole, after stuffing a sovereign into the hand of his friend,
+the policeman. The stars were still marching across the sky, and the
+breeze had freshened. Every window was dark; no one was astir. They
+heard only the echoes of their horse's hoof-beats. Yet the restless
+silence that precedes the dawn was in the air.</p>
+
+<p>"I lives miles aw'y from 'ere," said Pedler after a meditated period.</p>
+
+<p>"So do I," supplemented Aggam.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't care," replied McAllister. "I've had this cab all night,
+anyhow, and I want to celebrate. You see, this is the first time I ever
+got ahead of my tailor."</p>
+
+<p>Another long pause ensued. They were not a talkative lot, surely.
+McAllister's flow of language absolutely deserted him. He could think of
+no subject of conversation whatever. Pedler finally came to his
+assistance.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span>"I'm thirty-seven year old, an' this is the fust time I've ever ridden
+in a 'ansom."</p>
+
+<p>"Jiminy!" exclaimed McAllister. "You don't say so! What luck!"</p>
+
+<p>"Fust time for me, too," added Aggam.</p>
+
+<p>After this burst of confidence the three rode in utter silence. At the
+Metropole the clubman jumped out and bade his companions good-night.</p>
+
+<p>As the cabby gathered up the reins preparatory to a fresh start, Aggam
+leaned forward rather apologetically.</p>
+
+<p>"You must hexcuse me," he remarked, "but I don't want to sail hunder
+false colors, and I feel as if I hort to s'y that while I'm a Socialist,
+I 'ave no particular sympathy with Sabbatarianism."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, neither have I," replied McAllister encouragingly, an answer
+which probably puzzled Mr. Aggam for a fortnight.</p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2 class="newchapter"><a name="McAllisters_Marriage" id="McAllisters_Marriage"></a>McAllister's Marriage</h2>
+
+
+<h3 class="firstsection">I</h3>
+
+<p>The Bar Harbor train slowly came to a stop beside a little wooden
+station. From over the marshes crept a breath of salty freshness that
+tried vainly to steal in through the open windows of the Pullman, only
+intensifying the stifling heat inside.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister arose and made his way to the platform in search of air. A
+spare, wrinkled octogenarian was in the difficult act of lifting a small
+girl in a calico dress to the platform of the day coach, the child
+clinging obstinately to the old gentleman's neck and refusing to
+disentangle herself.</p>
+
+<p>"Mercy, Abby! Do leggo!" he remonstrated. "Thar, ef ye don't, I'll ask
+that man thar to hoist ye!"</p>
+
+<p>The little girl reluctantly let go her hold and allowed herself to be
+placed on the lowest step.</p>
+
+<p>"That's a good girl," continued her guardian; then addressing
+McAllister, he inquired conversationally:</p>
+
+<p>"Be ye goin' to Bangor?"</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span>"How's that? Ye-es, I believe I am. At least the train passes through,"
+responded McAllister doubtfully, apprehensive of undesirable
+complications.</p>
+
+<p>The old fellow produced from his waistcoat-pocket a ticket which he
+placed in the child's hand. Then he turned her around and gave her a
+little push up the steps.</p>
+
+<p>"Wall, jest keep an eye on Abby, will ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"Good-by, Uncle!" cried the little girl, climbing laboriously up to
+where the clubman stood and making a little bow, which he gravely
+returned.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know .&nbsp;.&nbsp;." he began.</p>
+
+<p>"That's all right," explained the farmer. "Her aunt'll meet her. Jest
+see she don't bother no one. Lemme pass ye her duds."</p>
+
+<p>The octogenarian forthwith handed up to McAllister a cloth valise, a
+pasteboard box, and a large paper bag.</p>
+
+<p>"Her lunch is in the bag," said he. "Don't let her drink none o' that
+ice-water. My wife says it hez germs into it."</p>
+
+<p>"But I don't .&nbsp;.&nbsp;." gasped our friend.</p>
+
+<p>"Be keerful o' that box," interrupted her uncle. "There's two dozen
+hen's eggs in it. If she's good, you might buy her a cent's worth o'
+peppermints to Portland." He fumbled uncertainly in his breeches'
+pocket.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span>"Do you expect me .&nbsp;.&nbsp;." ejaculated McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Give my love to yer aunt," added the other as the train started.
+"Good-by!" And pulling a large red pocket-handkerchief from his
+coat-tails he fanned the air vaguely as they moved slowly away from him.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, isn't it nice!" cried the little girl, who appeared quite at ease
+with her new acquaintance.</p>
+
+<p>"Ye-es&mdash;certainly&mdash;of course," he replied, wondering what he should do
+with his charge. "I suppose we had better go in and sit down, don't you
+think?"</p>
+
+<p>He stood aside waiting for her to precede him into the parlor car.</p>
+
+<p>"What a lovely place!" she exclaimed as her eyes rested upon the
+rosewood and the velvet chairs. "Am I really to ride in this?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, where should you ride, to be sure?" he inquired, beginning to
+regain his self-possession.</p>
+
+<p>"The car had iron seats before," she informed him.</p>
+
+<p>"How extraordinary!"</p>
+
+<p>"This is an ever so much prettier train," she added. "I'm afraid I'll
+hurt the plush." She took out a diminutive handkerchief and spread it
+out to sit upon. The clubman with an amused<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span> expression swung round
+another chair and sat down opposite.</p>
+
+<p>"My name's Abigail Martha Higgins," she said, taking off her little
+straw hat. "I live in Bangor with my aunt. That old man was Uncle Moses
+Higgins. Aunt doesn't love his wife."</p>
+
+<p>"Dear me!" sympathized McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"My father and mother are in heaven," she continued in matter-of-fact
+tones. "Up there. Wouldn't you hate to live up in the sky and do
+nothin'?"</p>
+
+<p>"I certainly should," he answered with gravity.</p>
+
+<p>"We all came down from there, you know. Do you think we were born all in
+one piece, or put together afterward?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister pondered.</p>
+
+<p>"What's your name?"</p>
+
+<p>"McAllister," he replied.</p>
+
+<p>"That's a funny name!" she commented. "It sounds like McCafferty&mdash;that's
+Deacon Brewer's hired man's name."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think so?" asked the clubman apologetically, feeling that his
+parents had done him an irreparable injury.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll call you Mister Mac," added the child, "and you may call me Abby,
+'cause I'm only eight. Do you live to Boston?"</p>
+
+<p>"No; New York. An awful way off."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span>"Have they got a Free-Will Meetin'-house there?" she inquired knowingly.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure I don't know," he answered, feeling wofully ignorant of all
+matters of real importance.</p>
+
+<p>"Then it must be a very small place," she decided. "All big places have
+a Free-Will Meetin'-house, Uncle Moses says."</p>
+
+<p>At this moment Wilkins approached to inquire if his master wanted
+anything.</p>
+
+<p>"Is there a Free-Will Meetin'-house in New York?" inquired the clubman.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir; I believe so, sir. That is to say, a Baptist place of
+worship, sir," he answered solemnly.</p>
+
+<p>"Is that your brother?" inquired Abby.</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;" hesitated McAllister, doubtful as to what the valet's equivalent
+would be in his little friend's world.</p>
+
+<p>"What's your name?" inquired Abby.</p>
+
+<p>"Wilkins, miss," answered the valet.</p>
+
+<p>"What a lovely name!" cried Abby. "It's much nicer than his'n."</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins stepped back a few paces aghast.</p>
+
+<p>"That box is chuck full of eggs," announced Abby. "I wonder where the
+hens get them."</p>
+
+<p>"I give it up," said the clubman.</p>
+
+<p>"We have a black horse on our farm," she continued. "It used to be a
+girl, but now it's a boy."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span>"Indeed!" exclaimed McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, aunt had her tail cut off. Boys have short hair, you know&mdash;that's
+how you tell."</p>
+
+<p>At this Wilkins disappeared rapidly into the background.</p>
+
+<p>"Uncle Moses' wife don't love children," the child continued. "She has
+the rheumatiz in her thigh."</p>
+
+<p>"But she must like <i>you</i>, Abby," urged her new friend.</p>
+
+<p>"No, she don't. She don't love me 'cause I love Aunt Abby, an' Aunt Abby
+don't love her."</p>
+
+<p>"I see," said McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>The clubman soon became acquainted with Abby's entire family history,
+and rapidly realized that the mind of a child was a thing undreamed of
+in his philosophy. As she pattered on he conversed gravely with her,
+trying to answer her multitudinous questions. All her world was good
+save Uncle Moses' wife, and her confidence in the clubman was entire.
+She admired his clothes, his watch-chain, and his scarf-pin, and ended
+by directing him to read to her, which McAllister obediently did. None
+of the magazines seemed to contain suitable articles, so with some
+misgivings he purchased various colored weeklies, remembering vaguely
+his own delight in the misadventures of certain chubby ladies and stout
+gentlemen upon<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span> rear pages, perused furtively when waiting at the
+barber's to get his hair cut as a child. For half an hour her interest
+remained tense, but then she wearied of using her eyes, and, patting
+McAllister's fat chin, ordered him to tell her a story. Here was a new
+difficulty. He had never told a story in his life, but there was no help
+for it, no escape, as she climbed into his lap.</p>
+
+<p>"Begin with once onup-a-time," she ordered.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," he obeyed "Once 'onup' a time there was a man who lived in a
+club&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"A what?" sharply interrupted Abby.</p>
+
+<p>"A big white house with heaps of rooms," he corrected. "And as he had
+nobody dependent on him, all he had to do was to eat and sleep and look
+at the sky."</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't he have any children?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nobody in the world," answered McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Poor man!" sighed Abby. "Didn't he keep any hens?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not even a hen!"</p>
+
+<p>"I know a big house just like that," said Abby. "Old Captain Barnard
+used to live in it. Wasn't he lonely?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sometimes."</p>
+
+<p>"Did anyone live with him?"</p>
+
+<p>"His hired man," answered the clubman with a smile, looking down the car
+to where Wilkins<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span> sat in solitary grandeur. "And by and by he got so old
+and so fat that nobody would marry him, while the wives of other men he
+knew forgot to ask him to dinner."</p>
+
+<p>"Poor dear man!" murmured Abby, "I should think he'd have wished he
+hadn't been born."</p>
+
+<p>"Sometimes he did," answered the story-teller. "And he longed for some
+people to really care for him, and for some little children to keep him
+company."</p>
+
+<p>"Did he have a cow?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, not even a cow."</p>
+
+<p>Abby laughed sleepily.</p>
+
+<p>"But didn't he ever have any fun?"</p>
+
+<p>"He thought he did, but he didn't, really."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm awful sorry for him!" said Abby. "If I met him I would give him my
+white hen."</p>
+
+<p>"He used to pay for dinners for people, and send them flowers and candy
+and go to see them&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Sunday afternoons?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; Sunday afternoons."</p>
+
+<p>"He was really very nice," said Abby.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think so?" asked McAllister eagerly.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, of course. Don't you think so?"</p>
+
+<p>"So-so," said the clubman.</p>
+
+<p>"But he never hurt anyone?"</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span>"No, never."</p>
+
+<p>"And gave the hired man plenty of victuals?"</p>
+
+<p>"Much more than was good for him," said McAllister with conviction.</p>
+
+<p>"I like that man," said Abby. "He was a good man."</p>
+
+<p>"But some people said he was an idle fellow," insisted McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"But that didn't do anybody any harm," said Abby.</p>
+
+<p>"No, certainly not."</p>
+
+<p>"And he wasn't cross?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, almost never."</p>
+
+<p>"Then," said Abby, "he was a good man, and I will marry him if he asks
+me."</p>
+
+<p>And with that she dropped her head on his arm and fell fast asleep.</p>
+
+<p>"Can't I hold the young&mdash;person, for you, sir?" inquired the valet in a
+whisper.</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly <i>not</i>," responded McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>Over the flitting pines circled the crows, black dots against the deep
+blue; lazy cows stood knee-deep in fields frosted with daisies and
+watched seemingly without interest the passing train; little puffs of
+white in serried ranks moved slowly out of the north, never approaching
+nearer, dissolving at the meridian; on the near horizon a line of indigo
+mountains tumbled southward; white farm-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span>houses swept slowly by; at
+dusty crossings gray-whiskered farmers sat loosely holding the reins in
+amiable conformity with the injunction painted upon weather-worn signs
+to "Look out for the engine"; at times the train passed over rocky
+bedded streams dammed for milling, and once or twice across rivers half
+choked with logs upon which men ran like water-bugs; then through red
+brick towns, and towns with square granite stores and offices, and towns
+of white and green, marking the three disconnected periods of the
+architectural development of Maine; and everywhere the pines.</p>
+
+<p>In the midst of a stretch of thick woods the engine began to whistle
+frantically. A brakeman, followed closely by a conductor, hurried
+through the car. The wheels ground harshly and the train gradually
+ceased to move. Ahead could be heard the loud pounding of the engine and
+the roar of escaping steam. Volumes of smoke, white and black, rolled
+over the pines and cast rapidly changing shadows upon the ground.
+Wilkins, who had gone forth to seek information, now returned.</p>
+
+<p>"There's a freight wreck just a'ead, sir. The conductor says as how we
+shall be delayed 'ere at least nine hours."</p>
+
+<p>McAllister glanced down at the little form in his arms. It had not
+moved. Gently he carried<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span> her along the aisle, out upon the platform,
+and down the steps to the ground. Still she did not awake. Up the track
+he could see groups of excited passengers gesticulating around grotesque
+piles of wreckage upon which a locomotive lay with its wheels in the
+air. Beside the track stretched a pine grove, its soft carpet of needles
+flecked with sunlight. At the foot of one giant tree, on a bed of gray
+moss, the clubman laid his little charge and threw himself at her feet.
+An irritable family of nervous crows flapped noisily away to the other
+side of the track, assembled in angry consultation in a hemlock, deputed
+a spy, who cautiously reconnoitred, and, on the latter's report,
+returned. At a safe distance Wilkins sat upon a windfall, and with one
+eye upon his sleeping master smoked rapidly one of McAllister's cigars.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">II</h3>
+
+<p>"Yes, Miss Higgins got yer telegram," answered Deacon Brewer, as they
+drove slowly along the river in the dusty heat of the early July
+morning. "Ef she hadn't I reckon she'd 'a' gone nigh crazy."</p>
+
+<p>They were in an open two-seated buck-board. McAllister, holding Abby in
+his lap, occupied the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span> front seat with the Deacon, while Wilkins sat
+behind with the valise and the pasteboard box.</p>
+
+<p>"It was a tiresome delay and really a very fortunate escape," responded
+McAllister. "Abby behaved beautifully."</p>
+
+<p>"She's a good child," said the Deacon. "Her mother was a fine woman, and
+she's goin' to be just like her."</p>
+
+<p>"Are we nearly home?" asked the little girl, rubbing her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"'Most," answered the Deacon. "Are ye hungry?"</p>
+
+<p>"I got her some bread and milk at a farm-house," explained McAllister,
+"but none of us have had any breakfast yet."</p>
+
+<p>"Wall, I reckon Miss Higgins'll be prepared for ye," said the Deacon.
+"She's a liberal woman an' a smart woman, but all the same, the farm's
+going to be sold for taxes next week."</p>
+
+<p>Abby had fallen asleep, but the clubman started and looked anxiously at
+her at this piece of intelligence.</p>
+
+<p>"She don't know nuthin' about it," said the farmer. "Miss Higgins can't
+run a hard-scrabble farm, nor no one can and make a livin' out'n it. It
+ain't worth five dollars an acre."</p>
+
+<p>"What will she do?" asked the clubman.</p>
+
+<p>"Darn ef I know," responded the other. "She<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span> kin help around some, I
+guess. Deacon Giddings has a powerful lot of company. 'N any woman kin
+sew. She kin make out, I reckon."</p>
+
+<p>"But the child?" whispered McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Her Uncle Moses'll hev to take her," answered the Deacon.</p>
+
+<p>"Jiminy!" ejaculated the clubman, recalling the little girl's
+description of her uncle's wife. "She won't like that."</p>
+
+<p>"Beggars can't be choosers," said the Deacon dryly.</p>
+
+<p>A turn in the road brought them within view of a small, low farm-house,
+with good-sized barn, lying in a field between the woods and the river,
+here about a quarter of a mile in width. The pines grew close to the
+road upon the left, but upon the other side the land had been well
+cleared to the Penobscot's bank. Huge piles of stones, ten or twelve
+feet long, five or so broad, and four or five feet high, were monuments
+to the energy and industry of some former owner.</p>
+
+<p>"Gosh, how Henery worked to clear this farm!" remarked the Deacon. "He
+hove stone for twenty years, an' then died. Look at them trees!"</p>
+
+<p>He pointed dramatically to a large orchard containing row upon row of
+young apple-trees.</p>
+
+<p>At the sound of the wheels a woman came slowly<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span> out of the side door and
+watched their approach. She had the pale, sickly countenance of the wife
+of the inland Maine farmer, and her limp dress ill concealed the
+angularity of her form. Her eyes showed that she had passed a sleepless
+night. McAllister leaped out and lifted Abby down. The woman neither
+spoke to nor kissed the child, but clutched her tightly in her arms.
+Then she nodded to the new-comers.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm obliged to ye, Deacon Brewer," she said. "Is this the man who sent
+the telegram? Won't ye come in and set down?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," cried Abby ecstatically. "Get out, Mr. Wilkins! I want to
+show you the black horse, and all the hens."</p>
+
+<p>"I must be gettin' back," muttered the Deacon.</p>
+
+<p>"Could you let us have a bite of breakfast?" inquired McAllister. "My
+train doesn't go until twelve o'clock." To return to Bangor at this
+particular time did not suit him.</p>
+
+<p>"Such as it is," replied Miss Higgins.</p>
+
+<p>"Could you arrange to call out for me in an hour or so?" asked
+McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"I reckon I kin," said the Deacon with some reluctance. "I'll hev ter
+charge ye fifty cents."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course," said McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins took down the parcels, and the Deacon drove slowly away.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span>"I'll scrape somethin' together in a few minutes," said Miss Higgins.
+"How much was that telegram?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that's all right!" said the abashed clubman.</p>
+
+<p>"No, it ain't. Money's money. Was it ez much ez a quarter?"</p>
+
+<p>McAllister acknowledged the amount.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought so," commented Miss Higgins. "It was wuth it." She had the
+money all ready and handed it to McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>Etiquette seemed to demand its acceptance.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you say your name was McAllister? Who's this man?"</p>
+
+<p>"His name is Wilkins."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Aunt Abby, "one of ye might split up that log, if ye don't
+mind, while I get the breakfast."</p>
+
+<p>She turned into the house.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister looked doubtfully at the wood-pile.</p>
+
+<p>"Let Mr. Wilkins chop the wood!" shouted Abby; "I want to show you the
+ba-an."</p>
+
+<p>"Wilkins," said McAllister, "wood-chopping is an art sanctified in this
+country by tradition."</p>
+
+<p>"Very good, sir," answered Wilkins.</p>
+
+<p>Abby grasped McAllister's hand and tugged him joyfully over the
+poverty-stricken farm. They visited the orchard, the pig-sty, the
+hen-house, ad<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span>mired the horse that had been a girl, and ended at the
+water's edge.</p>
+
+<p>"We ketch salmon here in the spring," explained Abby; "and smelts."</p>
+
+<p>Across the eddying river quiet farms slept in the hot sunshine. Two men
+in a dory swung slowly up-stream. At their feet the clear water rippled
+against the stones. In his mind the clubman pictured the stifling city
+and the squalor of relative existence there.</p>
+
+<p>"It's beautiful, Abby," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"It's the loveliest place in the whole world," she answered, holding his
+hand tightly. "And I shall never, never go away."</p>
+
+<p>Behind them came the shrill tones of Aunt Abby's voice bidding them to
+breakfast. Wilkins, coatless, was bearing some mangled fragments of log
+toward the kitchen. His beaded face spoke unutterable dejection.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, set daown; it's all there is," said Miss Higgins.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister sat, and Abby climbed into a high chair. Wilkins remained
+standing.</p>
+
+<p>"Ain't ye goin' to set?" inquired Miss Higgins.</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins reddened.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, ye be the most bashful man I ever met," remarked the lady. "Set
+daown and eat yer victuals."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span>"Sit down," said McAllister, and for the second time master and man
+shared a meal.</p>
+
+<p>The little room was bare of decoration except for some colored
+lithographs and wood-cuts, which for the most part represented the
+funeral corteges of distinguished Americans, with a few hospital scenes
+and the sinking of a steamship. A rug soiled to a dull drab made a sort
+of mud spot before the fireplace; a knitted tidy, suggestive of the
+antimacassar, ornamented the only rocker; at one end stood the stove,
+and hard by two fixed tubs. Everything except the carpet was
+scrupulously clean.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Higgins brought to the table a dish of steaming boiled eggs, half a
+loaf of white bread, and a vegetable dish with a large piece of butter.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll have some coffee for ye in a minute," she remarked as she placed
+the dishes before them.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister broke some of the eggs into a tumbler and cut the bread.</p>
+
+<p>"What might be your business?" inquired Miss Higgins.</p>
+
+<p>"Er&mdash;well&mdash;" hesitated McAllister. "I've travelled quite a bit."</p>
+
+<p>"I had a cousin in the hardware line," remarked the hostess
+reminiscently. "He travelled everywheres. Has it ever taken you ez fur
+as St. Louis?"</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span>"No," said McAllister. "My line never took me so far."</p>
+
+<p>"Andrew died there&mdash;of the water. What's your business?" continued Miss
+Higgins to Wilkins.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm with Mr. McAllister, ma'am."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! same firm?"</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins coughed violently and evaded the interrogation.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Wilkins handles gents' clothing, underwear, haberdashery, and
+notions," interposed McAllister gravely.</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins swayed in his seat and grew purple around the gills.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Mr. Wilkins!" cried Abby, "what's the matter? You will burst! Take
+a drink of water."</p>
+
+<p>The valet obediently tried to do as she bade him.</p>
+
+<p>"How much is land worth around here?" asked the clubman. "And what do
+you raise?"</p>
+
+<p>Miss Higgins looked at him suspiciously.</p>
+
+<p>"We raise pertaters, some corn and oats, and get a purty fair apple crop
+in the autumn."</p>
+
+<p>"Must have been hard work clearing the farm," added McAllister, "if one
+can judge by the piles of stones."</p>
+
+<p>"Work? I guess 'twas work!" sniffed Miss Higgins. "You travellin' men
+hain't got no idee of what real work is. There ain't a stone in the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span>
+nineteen acres of farm land. Henery picked 'em all up by hand."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you Abby's guardian?" asked McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Miss Higgins. "I'm all the folks she's got, except Moses,
+down to Portsmouth, and a lot of good he is with that wife he's got!"</p>
+
+<p>Wilkins now asked awkwardly to be excused.</p>
+
+<p>"That friend of yourn seems to be a dummy!" remarked Miss Higgins after
+the valet had disappeared.</p>
+
+<p>"He isn't much in the social line," admitted his master. "But he knows
+his business."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm goin' out to show Mr. Wilkins the beehive," cried Abby, slipping
+down from her chair. "Come right along, won't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'll be there in just a minute," said McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>Abby grabbed up her sunbonnet and ran skipping out of the kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>"She's a dear little girl," said McAllister. "I hope she'll have a
+chance to get a good education."</p>
+
+<p>"Education behind a counter in Bangor is all she'll get," answered her
+aunt.</p>
+
+<p>They sat in silence for a moment, and then McAllister, feeling the
+craving induced by habit, drew an Obsequio from his pocket, and asked:</p>
+
+<p>"Do you object to smoking?"</p>
+
+<p>Miss Abby bristled.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want none o' them se-gars in this<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span> house, so long's I'm in it!"
+she exclaimed. "Ain't out-doors good enough for you, without stinkin' up
+the kitchen?"</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't mean any offence," apologized McAllister. "I'll wait till I go
+out, of course."</p>
+
+<p>"One of the devil's tricks!" sniffed Miss Abby.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister, terribly embarrassed, got up and stepped to the window. The
+coffee had been execrable, but a benign influence animated him. Down the
+slope toward the gently flowing Penobscot little Abby was leading
+Wilkins by the hand. The boy-horse kicked his heels in a daisy-flecked
+pasture beyond the barn.</p>
+
+<p>"What did you say the farm was worth?" asked the clubman.</p>
+
+<p>"There's a hundred and eighty-one acres o' woodland, and the cleared
+land just makes two hundred. It ought to be worth eighteen hundred
+dollars."</p>
+
+<p>"I know a man who wants a farm. He says some day all this river front
+will be valuable for a summer resort. I'm authorized to buy for him.
+I'll give you sixteen hundred and fifty. Is it a bargain?"</p>
+
+<p>Miss Abby turned pale.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't know! It seems dreadful to sell it, after all the years
+Henery put into cleanin' of it up. I was hopin' somehow that maybe I
+could get<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span> work on the farm from them as bought it and keep Abby here
+for a while longer."</p>
+
+<p>"That's all right," said McAllister. "My principal is buying it on a
+speculation. You can stay indefinitely."</p>
+
+<p>"How about rent?" asked Miss Abby.</p>
+
+<p>"You can take care of the farm, and he won't charge you any rent."</p>
+
+<p>The terms having been finally arranged to Miss Abby's satisfaction,
+McAllister drew a small check-book from his pocket and filled out a
+voucher for the amount.</p>
+
+<p>"We can sign the papers later," said he with a smile.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Abby took the slip of paper doubtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"How do I know I ain't gettin' cheated?" she asked. "Suppose this should
+turn out to be no good?"</p>
+
+<p>"Then you'd have the farm," said McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>He fumbled in his pocket until he found a clean letter-back and with his
+stylographic pen rapidly wrote the following:</p>
+
+<p>"I hereby give and convey the Henry Higgins farm, heretofore purchased
+by me, to my friend Abigail Martha Higgins, in consideration for much of
+value of which no one knows but myself. In witness whereof I sign my
+name and affix a seal."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span>He found a used postage-stamp that still had a trifle of gum on its back
+and made use of it as a fragmentary seal.</p>
+
+<p>While in some doubt as to the legal sufficiency of this instrument,
+McAllister felt that its intendment was unmistakable. Having replaced
+his pen, he carefully folded the document and thrust it into his pocket.
+Just at this moment Miss Higgins announced the return of Deacon Brewer,
+who was wheeling slowly into the gate. Toward the orchard McAllister
+could see, as he stepped to the door, little Abby still tugging along
+Wilkins, whose massive and emotionless face was glistening with the
+heat.</p>
+
+<p>"Hit's very 'ot, sir!" he remarked tentatively to his master. "I've been
+to see the 'ives."</p>
+
+<p>"How funny Mr. Wilkins talks!" said Abby. "He told me he knew a boy once
+who got stung, and said the bee <i>bit 'im in 'is 'ead</i>! Do all drummers
+talk like that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Drummers!" exclaimed Wilkins.</p>
+
+<p>"Aunt said you were both drummers; I s'pose you left your drums
+somewhere. I don't like 'em; they make too much music. They have them in
+the circus parade in Bangor every year."</p>
+
+<p>"Be you folks ready to start?" inquired Deacon Brewer. "Purty nice view
+of the water from here, ain't they? There's a good well on the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span> place,
+too, and a few boat-loads of manure would give you crops to beat&mdash;all.
+Don't know enybody thet wants to speckalate a little in farmin' land, do
+ye? This here is a good, likely place. Reckon you kin buy it cheap."</p>
+
+<p>"Sh-h!" said McAllister, laying his finger on his lips.</p>
+
+<p>"No one sha'n't ever buy this farm," said Abby; "I'm goin' to live here
+always."</p>
+
+<p>"Wall," said the Deacon, "better be movin'. I don't like to keep the
+mare standin' in the sun."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you goin' away?" cried Abby in agonized tones. "You'll come back
+soon, won't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I hope so, very soon," said McAllister. "Don't you want to show me the
+boy-horse before I start?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, yes!" she cried, seizing his hand.</p>
+
+<p>The stout clubman and the little girl walked slowly across the
+grass-grown drive to the daisy field beside the barn, talking busily.</p>
+
+<p>"Your friend's bought this farm," announced Miss Abby to Wilkins.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oly Moses!" ejaculated the valet.</p>
+
+<p>"By gum!" exclaimed the Deacon. "What did he give?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sixteen hundred and fifty dollars."</p>
+
+<p>"Gee!" said the Deacon.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span>"An' we're to stay on rent-free 's long 's we want!"</p>
+
+<p>"I swan!" commented the pillar of the local Baptist Church. "Some folks
+doos hev luck!"</p>
+
+<p>He went over to adjust a bit of harness.</p>
+
+<p>"It'll keep 'em out o' the poor farm," he muttered. "But, by gosh, thet
+feller must be a fool!"</p>
+
+<p>Over in the daisy field, McAllister, to the wonder of the boy-horse,
+pulled the despised cigar from his pocket, cut off the end, and began to
+smoke with infinite satisfaction.</p>
+
+<p>"What a beautiful, beautiful, lovely ring!" exclaimed Abby joyfully,
+examining with delight the embossed paper of red and gold.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you remember about the lonely man who lived in the big white house I
+told you of?" asked McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course I do," sighed Abby. "Poor man! he was so good, and nobody
+loved him."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you love him?" asked McAllister.</p>
+
+<p>"Dear man! I love him, all my heart!" cried the child.</p>
+
+<p>"Then the man is very, very happy," said McAllister softly.</p>
+
+<p>Overhead a single black crow, wheeling out of a stumpy pine, circled to
+investigate this strange love-scene. Satisfied of its propriety, he
+cawed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span> loudly and resettled himself upon the shaking topmost bough.</p>
+
+<p>McAllister drew the golden band from his cigar and took the folded paper
+from his pocket.</p>
+
+<p>"Here's a love-letter," said he. "Your aunt will read it for you when
+I've gone."</p>
+
+<p>Abby took it sadly.</p>
+
+<p>"Now hold up your left hand," said McAllister, smiling. As he slipped
+the paper circle over her fourth finger he said gravely:</p>
+
+<p>"'With this ring I thee wed, and with all my worldly goods I thee
+endow.' Give me a kiss."</p>
+
+<p>She did so, in wonder.</p>
+
+<p>"Now we are married," said he.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2 class="newchapter"><a name="The_Jailbird" id="The_Jailbird"></a>The Jailbird</h2>
+
+
+<h3 class="firstsection">I</h3>
+
+<p>Now it had come, he was not quite sure that he wanted it. For a moment
+he longed to go back and join the men marching away to the shoe-shop.
+Inside those walls he had never had to think of what he should eat or
+drink, or wherewithal he should be clothed.</p>
+
+<p>Over against the gray parapet echoed the buzzing of the electric cars, a
+strange sound to ears accustomed only to the tramp of marching feet, the
+harsh voices of wardens, and the clang of iron doors. Below him the
+harbor waves danced and sparkled, ferry-boats rushed from shore to
+shore, big ships moved slowly toward the distant islands and the still
+more distant sea, while near at hand the busy street flowed like a
+river, which he was compelled to swim but in which he already felt the
+millstone of his past dragging him down.</p>
+
+<p>His heart sank as he asked himself what life could hold for him. How
+often, sitting on his prison bed with his head in his hands, he had
+pict<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span>ured joyously the present moment! Now he felt like a child who has
+lost its parent's hand in the passing throng.</p>
+
+<p>There had been a day, the year before, when his old mother's letter had
+not come, and, instead, only a line of stereotyped consolation from the
+country pastor to the village ne'er-do-well. No one had seen him choke
+over his bowl of soup and bread, or noticed the tears that trickled down
+upon the shoe-leather in his hand. She had been the only one who had
+ever written to him. There was nothing now to take him back to the
+little cluster of white cottages among the hills where he was born.</p>
+
+<p>As he stood there alone facing the world, he yearned to throw himself
+once more upon his cot and weep against its iron bars&mdash;for three years
+the only arms outstretched to comfort him.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">II</h3>
+
+<p>The Judge concluded his charge with the usual, "I leave the case with
+you, gentlemen," and the jury, collecting their miscellaneous garments,
+slowly retired. Leary, the County Detective assigned to "Part One,"
+pushed an indictment across the desk, whispering:</p>
+
+<p>"Try <i>him</i>; he's a <i>short</i> one," for it was getting<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span> late, and the
+afternoon sun was already gilding the dingy cornices of the big
+court-room, now almost deserted save by a lounger or two half asleep on
+the benches.</p>
+
+<p>"People against Graham," called Dockbridge, the youthful deputy
+assistant district attorney.</p>
+
+<p>"Fill the box!" shouted the clerk. "James Graham to the bar!" and
+another dozen "good men and true" answered to their names and settled
+themselves comfortably in their places.</p>
+
+<p>At the rear the door from the pen opened and the prisoner entered,
+escorted by an officer. He walked stolidly around the room, passed
+through the gate held open for him, and took his seat at the table
+reserved for the defendant and his attorney. There appeared, however, to
+be no lawyer to represent him.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you counsel?" casually inquired the clerk.</p>
+
+<p>"No," answered the prisoner.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Crookshanks, please look after the rights of this defendant,"
+directed the Judge.</p>
+
+<p>The prisoner, a thick-set man of medium height, half rose from his seat,
+and, turning toward the weazened little lawyer, shook his head rather
+impatiently. It was obvious that they were not strangers. After a
+whispered conversation Crookshanks stepped forward and addressed the
+Court.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span>"The defendant declines counsel, and stands upon his constitutional
+right to defend himself," he said apologetically.</p>
+
+<p>There was a slight lifting of heads among the jury, and a few sharp
+glances in the direction of the prisoner, which seemed in no wise to
+disconcert him.</p>
+
+<p>"Very well, then; proceed," ordered the Court.</p>
+
+<p>The prosecutor rapidly outlined his case&mdash;one of simple "larceny from
+the person." The People would show that the defendant had taken a wallet
+from the pocket of the complaining witness. He had been caught <i>in
+flagrante delicto</i>. There were several eye-witnesses. The case would
+occupy but a few moments, unless, to be sure, the prisoner had some
+witnesses. The young assistant, who seemed slightly nervous at the
+unusual prospect of conducting a trial against a lawyerless defendant
+(savoring as it did of a hand-to-hand combat in the days of trial by
+battle), started to comment upon the novelty of the situation, gave it
+up, and to cover his retreat called his first witness.</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge was very young indeed. He was undergoing the process of being
+"whipped into shape" by the Judge, a kind but unrelenting observer of
+all the technicalities of the criminal branch, and this was one of his
+first cases. He could work up a pretty fair argument in his office,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span> but
+he now felt his inexperience and began to wish it was time to adjourn,
+or that his senior, "Colonel Bob," the stout Nestor of Part One, whose
+long practice made him ready for any emergency, would return. But
+"Colonel Bob" could have proved an excellent alibi at that moment, and
+the battle had to be fought out alone.</p>
+
+<p>The prisoner, meanwhile, was sitting calm but vigilant, pen in hand. His
+face, square and strong, with firmly marked mouth and chin, showed no
+sign of emotion, but under their heavy brows his black eyes played
+uneasily between the Court and jury. Evidently not more than thirty
+years of age, his attitude and expression showed intelligence and alert
+capacity.</p>
+
+<p>"Go on, Mr. District Attorney," again admonished the Judge; and
+Dockbridge, pulling himself together, commenced to examine the
+complainant.</p>
+
+<p>The prisoner was now straining eye and ear to catch every look and word
+from the witness-stand. Hardly had the complainant opened his mouth
+before the defendant had objected to the answer, the objection had been
+sustained, and the reply stricken out. He continued to object from time
+to time, and his points were so well taken that he dominated not only
+the examination but the witness as well, and the jury presently found
+themselves lis<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span>tening to a cross-examination as skilfully conducted as
+if by a trained practitioner.</p>
+
+<p>But, although the defendant showed himself a better lawyer than his
+adversary, it was apparent that his battle was a losing one. Point after
+point he contested stubbornly, yet the case loomed clear against him.</p>
+
+<p>The People having "rested," the defendant announced that he had no
+witnesses, and would go to the jury on the evidence, or, rather "failure
+of evidence," as he put it, of the prosecution. It was done with great
+adroitness, and none of the jury perceived that, by refusing to accept
+counsel, he had made it impossible to take the stand in his own behalf,
+and had thus escaped the necessity of subjecting himself to
+cross-examination as to his past career.</p>
+
+<p>If the spectators had expected a piteous appeal for mercy or a burst of
+prison rhetoric, they were disappointed. The prisoner summed his case up
+carefully, arguing that there was a reasonable doubt upon the evidence
+to which he was entitled; begged the jury not to condemn him merely
+because he appeared before them as one charged with a crime; appealed to
+them for justice; and at the close, for the first time forgetting the
+proprieties of the situation, exclaimed, "I did not do it, gentlemen! I
+did not do it! There is an absolute<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span> failure of proof! You cannot find
+that I took the purse from the old gentleman on such evidence! It is all
+a lie!"</p>
+
+<p>It was his one false touch. To raise the issue of veracity is usually a
+mistake on the part of a defendant, and the defiant look in Graham's
+eyes might well have suggested conscious guilt.</p>
+
+<p>As he paused for a moment after this concluding sentence, an Italian
+band came marching down Centre Street playing the dead march. Some
+patriot was being borne to his last sleep in an alien land. Outside the
+court-house it paused for a moment with one melancholy crash of funeral
+chords. It seemed a vibrant echo of the discord of his own fruitless
+life. At the same moment a ray from the red sun setting over the Tombs
+fell upon the prisoner's face.</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge summed the case up in the stock fashion, and then for half an
+hour the Judge addressed the jury in a calm and dispassionate analysis
+of the evidence, not hesitating to compare the abilities of the
+prosecutor and prisoner to the disadvantage of the former, saying in
+this respect: "Neither must you be influenced by any feeling of
+admiration at the capacity shown by this defendant to conduct his own
+case. If he has appeared more than a match for the prosecution, it must
+not affect the weight which you give to the evidence against him."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span>"More than a match for the prosecution!" That had been rather rough, to
+be sure, and the fifth juror had looked at Dockbridge and grinned.</p>
+
+<p>The jury filed out, the prisoner was led back to the pen, the Judge
+vanished into his chambers, and the prosecutor, his feet on the counsel
+table, lit a cigar and indulged in retrospection. The benches were
+deserted. There was no one but himself left in the court-room. Usually,
+when a jury retired, there was some mother or wife or daughter, with her
+handkerchief to her eyes, waiting for them to come back, but this fellow
+had none such. He had fought alone. Well, damn him, he deserved to! But
+who the deuce was he? It had been clever on his part not to take the
+stand. Strange to be trying a man you had never seen before&mdash;of whom you
+knew nothing, who had merely side-stepped into your life and would soon
+back out of it. "Poor devil!" thought the deputy as he lit another
+Perfecto.</p>
+
+<p>Now the jury, as juries sometimes do, wanted to talk and had a consuming
+desire to smoke, so they both smoked and talked; and when O'Reilly came
+to turn on the lights in the court-room, they were still out, and
+Dockbridge had fallen fast asleep.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3 class="newsection">III</h3>
+
+<p>At half past ten o'clock the big court-room still remained almost empty.
+Inside the rail the clerk and the stenographer, having returned from a
+short visit to Tom Foley's saloon across the way, were languidly
+discussing the condition of the stock-market. A nebulous illumination in
+the vastness above only served to increase the shadowy dimness of the
+room. The talk of the pair made a scarcely audible whisper in the great
+silence. Outside, an electric car could be heard at intervals; within,
+only the slam of iron doors, subdued by distance, echoed through the
+corridors.</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge had awakened, and, lounging before his table, was trying to
+get up a case for the morrow. The Judge had gone home for dinner. One by
+one the court attendants had strayed away, coming back to push open the
+heavy door, and, after a furtive glance at the empty bench, as silently
+to depart.</p>
+
+<p>Below in the stifling pen, alone behind the bars, James Graham sat
+staring vacantly at the stained cement floor. A savage rage surged
+through him. Curse them! That infernal Judge had not given him half a
+chance. Once more he recalled that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span> day when he had stepped out into the
+sunlight a free man. Again he saw his iron bed, his cobbling bench, his
+coarse food, his hated stripes. He choked at the thought of them. Only
+two months before he had been at liberty. Think of it! Good clothes,
+good food, pleasure! God, what a fool! A dull pain worked through his
+body; he remembered that he had not eaten since seven that morning.</p>
+
+<p>Outside in the corridor the keeper was smoking a cigar. The fumes of it
+drifted in and mingled with the stench of the pen. It almost nauseated
+him. He leaned his head against the wall and closed his eyes. The act
+brought rushing back the memories of his childhood, and of how, every
+night, he would lay his head upon his mother's knee and say, "Have I
+been a good boy to-day?" A sob shook him, and he pressed closer against
+the wall.</p>
+
+<p>A sound of moving feet roused him suddenly. A door swung open, shut
+again, and voices came with a draught of air from the corridor.</p>
+
+<p>The keeper waiting outside stirred and stood up, looking regretfully at
+his cigar.</p>
+
+<p>"Get up there, you!"</p>
+
+<p>The prisoner obeyed perfunctorily, and followed the officer heavily up
+the stairs and down the dirty passage to the court-room. Outside, he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span>
+shrank from entering. Those eyes&mdash;those eyes! That hard, pitiless Judge!
+But he was pushed roughly forward. Then his old pugnacity returned; he
+set his teeth, and entered.</p>
+
+<p>He trudged around the room and stopped at the bar before the clerk. On
+his right sat the twelve silent men. On the bench the white-haired Judge
+was gazing at him with sad but penetrating eyes.</p>
+
+<p>It was different from the mellow glow of the afternoon. They were all so
+still&mdash;like ghosts&mdash;and all around, all about him! He wanted to shout
+out at them, "Speak! for God's sake, speak!" But something stifled him.
+The overwhelming power of the law held him speechless.</p>
+
+<p>The clerk rose without looking at the prisoner.</p>
+
+<p>"Gentlemen of the jury, have you agreed upon a verdict?"</p>
+
+<p>"We have," answered the foreman, rising and standing with his eyes upon
+the floor.</p>
+
+<p>"How say you, do you find the defendant guilty, or not guilty?"</p>
+
+<p>"Guilty of grand larceny in the first degree."</p>
+
+<p>The prisoner involuntarily pressed his hand to his heart. He had
+weathered that blast before and could do so again. Dockbridge gave him a
+look full of pity. Graham hated him for it. That child! That snivelling
+little fool! He wanted none of his sympathy! His breath came faster.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span>
+Must they all look at him? Was that a part of his trial&mdash;to be stared
+down? He glared back at them. The room swam, and he saw only the stern
+face on the bench above.</p>
+
+<p>"Name?" broke in the harsh voice of the clerk.</p>
+
+<p>"James Graham."</p>
+
+<p>"Age?"</p>
+
+<p>"Twenty-eight."</p>
+
+<p>"Married, or unmarried?" "Temperate?" came the pitiless questions, all
+answered in a monotone.</p>
+
+<p>"Ever convicted before?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said the prisoner in a low voice, but the word sounded to him like
+a roaring torrent. Then came once more that awful silence. The dread eye
+of the Judge seared his soul.</p>
+
+<p>"Graham, is that the truth?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you quite sure?"</p>
+
+<p>That merciless question! What had that to do with it? Why should he have
+to tell them? That was not his crime. He was ready to suffer for what he
+had done, but not for the past; that was not fair&mdash;he had paid for that.
+He must defend himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Swear him," said the Judge.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span>The officer took up the soiled Bible and started to place it in Graham's
+hand. But the hand dropped from it.</p>
+
+<p>"No, no, I can't!" he faltered; "I can't&mdash;I&mdash;I&mdash;it is no use," he added
+huskily.</p>
+
+<p>"When were you convicted?"</p>
+
+<p>"I served six months for petty larceny in the penitentiary six years
+ago."</p>
+
+<p>"Is that all?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you sure?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite sure? Think again!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir," almost inaudibly.</p>
+
+<p>"Swear him."</p>
+
+<p>Again the book was forced toward the unwilling hand, and again it was
+refused.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you no pity&mdash;no mercy?" his dark eyes seemed to say. Then they
+gave way to a look of utter hopelessness.</p>
+
+<p>"I served three years in Charlestown for larceny, and was discharged two
+months ago."</p>
+
+<p>"Is that all?"</p>
+
+<p>"O, God! Isn't that enough?" suddenly groaned the prisoner. "No, no; it
+isn't all! It's always been the same old story! Concord, Joliet, Elmira,
+Springfield, Sing Sing, Charlestown&mdash;yes, six times. Twelve years. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.
+I'm a <i>jail<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span>bird</i>." He laughed harshly and rested wearily against the
+wooden bar.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you anything to say why judgment should not be pronounced against
+you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Your Honor, will you hear me?" Graham choked back a dry sob.</p>
+
+<p>The Judge slightly inclined his head.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. I'm a jailbird," uttered the prisoner rapidly. "I'm only out two
+months." There was no defiance in his voice now, and his eyes searched
+the face of the Judge, seeking for mercy. "I had a good home&mdash;no matter
+where&mdash;and a good father and mother. My father died and didn't leave
+anything, and I had to work while my mother kept house. I worked on the
+farm, winter and summer, summer and winter, early and late. I got sick
+of it. I quit the farm and went to the city. I worked hard and did well.
+I learned shorthand, and finally got a job as a court stenographer.
+That's how I know about the rules of evidence. Then I got started wrong,
+and by and by I took a fifty-dollar note and another fellow was sent up
+for it. After that I didn't care. I had a good time&mdash;of its kind. It was
+better than a dog's life on the farm, anyway. By and by I got caught,
+and then it was no use. Each time I got out I swore I'd lead an honest
+life. But I couldn't. A convict might as well try to eat stones as to
+find a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span> job. But when I got free this time I made up my mind to starve
+rather than get back again. I meant it, too. I tried hard. It was no use
+in Boston&mdash;they're too respectable. All a convict can do there is to get
+a two weeks' job sawing wood. At the end of that time he's supposed to
+be able to take care of himself. I had to give it up and come to New
+York.</p>
+
+<p>"It was August, and I went the rounds of the offices for three weeks,
+looking for work. No one wanted a stenographer, and there was nothing
+else to do that I could find. Once I thought I had something on the
+water-front, but the man changed his mind. A woman told me to go to Dr.
+Westminster, so I went. He was kind enough, said he was very busy, but
+would do all he could for me; that there was a special society for just
+such cases, and he would give me a card. I thanked him, and took the
+card and went to the society. The young woman there gave me two soup
+tickets, and said she would do all she could for me. Next day she
+reported that there was nothing doing just then, but if I could come
+back in about a month they could probably do better. Then she gave me
+another soup ticket. I drank the soup and then I went back to Dr.
+Westminster. He was rather annoyed at seeing me again, and said that he
+had done all that he could, but would bear<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span> me in mind; meantime, unless
+I heard from him, it would be no use to call again. I'd lived on soup
+for two days.</p>
+
+<p>"I got a meal by begging on the avenue. Then another woman told me to go
+to Dr. Emberdays, and I went to <i>him</i>. By this time I must have been
+looking pretty tough. He said that he would do what he could, and that
+there was a society to which he would give me a line. They asked me a
+devil of a lot of questions, and gave me a flannel undershirt. It made
+me sick! An undershirt in August, when I wanted bread and human
+sympathy!</p>
+
+<p>"It was no use. I gave up parsons and tried the river-front again. I
+didn't get over one meal a day, and my head ached all the time. I heard
+of a job at One Hundred and Sixty-ninth Street, carrying lumber. I got a
+nickel for holding a horse, and went up. It was a gang of niggers. They
+got a dollar a day. The boss was a nigger, too, and didn't want cheap
+white trash. I almost went down on my knees to him, and finally he said
+I might come the next day. I slept in a field under a tree without
+anything to eat that night, and started in at seven the next morning.
+The thermometer went up to ninety-six, and we worked without stopping. I
+had to lug one end of a big stick, with a nigger under the other end,
+one hun<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span>dred yards, then go back and get another. I got so I didn't know
+what I was doing. At eleven o'clock I fainted, and then I was sick,
+dreadfully sick. At three the boss nigger kicked me and said I had to
+stop faking or I wouldn't get paid, and so I got up and lugged until
+six. But I was so ill I knew it was no use. I couldn't do that kind of
+work.</p>
+
+<p>"It was an awfully hot night. I got off the 'L' at Thirty-fourth Street
+and walked through to the avenue. When I got to the Waldorf I stopped
+and looked in the windows. There were men and women in there, and
+flowers and everything to eat&mdash;just what I could eat if I chose. And I
+had been working with niggers, Judge, all day long until I fainted,
+heaving timber. I just stood and waited, and when a chance came to
+snatch a roll of bills I took it. They couldn't catch me. I was good for
+ten of 'em, Judge.</p>
+
+<p>"After that it was easy. I met some of the fellows that had served time
+with me and got back into the old life. Judge, it's no use. I don't
+blame you for what you are going to do, nor I don't blame the jury.
+Anyone could see through the bluff I put up. I'm guilty. I'm a jailbird,
+I say. I'm done. Only I've had no chance, Judge. Give me another; let me
+go back to the farm. I'll go, I swear I will! It'll kill me to go to
+prison. I'm a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span> human being. God meant me to live out of doors, and I've
+spent half of my life inside stone walls. Let me go back to the country.
+I'll go, Judge. I'm a human being. Give me one more chance."</p>
+
+<p>There was no sound when the prisoner stopped speaking. The judge did not
+reply for a full minute. His face wore its habitual look of sadness.
+Then he spoke in a very low tone, but one which was distinctly audible
+in the silence of the court-room.</p>
+
+<p>"Graham, you have read your own sentence. You have confessed that you
+cannot lead an honest life. Your fault is that you will not work. There
+are a thousand farms within a hundred miles, where you could earn a
+livelihood for the asking. Your intelligence is of a high order. By
+ordinary application you could have risen far above your fellows. You
+are a dangerous criminal&mdash;all the more dangerous for your ability. You
+almost outwitted the jury, and conducted your own case more ably than
+nine out of ten lawyers would have done. You have ruined your own life,
+and cast away a pearl of price. You have my pity, but I cannot allow it
+to affect my duty. Graham, I sentence you to State Prison for ten
+years."</p>
+
+<p>The prisoner shivered, and covered his face with his hands. Then the
+officer clapped him on the shoulder and pushed him toward the door.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span>"Gentlemen, you are excused." The Judge bowed to the jury.</p>
+
+<p>"Hear ye! Hear ye!" bawled the attendant: "all persons having business
+with Part One of the General Sessions of the Peace, held in and for the
+County of New York, may now depart. This Court stands adjourned until
+to-morrow morning at half past ten o'clock."</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2 class="newchapter"><a name="In_the_Course_of_Justice" id="In_the_Course_of_Justice"></a>In the Course of Justice</h2>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"The Law is a sort of hocuspocus science that smiles
+in yer face while it picks yer pocket; and the
+glorious uncertainty of it is of mair use to the
+professors than the justice of it."</p></div>
+
+
+<h3 class="firstsection">I</h3>
+
+<p>A trim, neatly dressed young man, holding in one of his carefully gloved
+hands a bamboo cane, sat upon a bench in Union Square one brilliant
+October morning some ten years ago. All about him swarms of excited
+sparrows chattered and fought among the yellow leaves. A last night's
+carnation languished in his button-hole, and his smoothly shaven
+lantern-jaw and high cheekbones suggested the type of upper Broadway and
+the Tenderloin. In spite of this, the general effect was not unpleasing,
+especially as his sparse curly hair, just turning gray at the temples,
+disclosed a forehead suggestive of more than usual intelligence in a
+face otherwise ordinary. A shadowy, inscrutable smile from time to time
+played upon his features, at one moment making them seem good-naturedly
+sympathetic, at another, sinister.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span> The casual observer would have
+classed him as a student or actor. He was both, and more.</p>
+
+<p>From a large jewelry store across the way presently emerged a diminutive
+messenger-boy carrying a small, square bundle, and turned into Broadway.
+The man on the bench, known to his friends as "Supple Jim," rose
+unobtrusively to his feet. The apostle of Hermes stopped to buy a cent's
+worth of mucilaginous candy from the Italian on the corner, and then,
+whistling loudly, dawdled upon his way. The man followed, man&#339;uvring for
+position, while the boy, now in the chewing stage and struggling
+violently, lingered to inspect a mechanical toy. The supple one
+accomplished a flank movement, approached, touched him on the shoulder,
+and displayed a silver badge beneath his coat.</p>
+
+<p>"Young man, I'm from the Central Office, and need your help. About a
+block from here a feller will come runnin' after you and say they've
+given you the wrong bundle&mdash;see? He'll hand you another, and tell you to
+give him the one you've got. He's a crook&mdash;'Paddy the Sneak'&mdash;old game!
+see?"</p>
+
+<p>The boy was all attention, his jaws motionless.</p>
+
+<p>"Yep!" he replied, his eyes glistening delightedly.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'll be right behind you; and when he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span> throws the game into you,
+just pretend you fall to it an' hand him your box. Then I'll make the
+collar. Are you on?"</p>
+
+<p>"Say, that's easy!" grinned the boy.</p>
+
+<p>"Show us what you're good for, then, and I'll have the Inspector send
+you some passes for the theayter."</p>
+
+<p>The boy started on in business-like fashion. As his interlocutor had
+predicted, a hatless "feller" overtook him, breathless, and entered into
+voluble explanation. The messenger exchanged bundles, and then, eyes
+front, continued up the street until the detective should pounce upon
+his victim. For some strange reason no such event took place. At the end
+of the block he cast a furtive glance behind him. Both Paddy and the
+Central Office man had vanished, to dispose in a Bowery pawnshop of the
+fruits of their short hour of toil, dividing between them one hundred
+and sixty dollars as the equivalent of the diamond stud which the box
+had contained.</p>
+
+<p>Half an hour later, drawn by a fascination which he found irresistible,
+the hero of this legal memoir took a car to the Criminal Courts
+Building, and made his way to the General Sessions.</p>
+
+<p>"Forgot my subp&#339;na, Cap'n. I'm a witness. Just let me in, please!" he
+said, with a smile of easy good-nature.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span>Old Flaherty, the superannuated door-keeper, known as The Eagle, eyed
+the young man suspiciously for a moment, and then, grumbling, allowed
+him to enter the court-room. The thief who had so easily secured
+admittance, fought his way persistently through the throng, elbowed by
+the gruff officer at the inner gate, and selecting the best seat on the
+front bench, compelled its earlier occupants to make room for him with a
+calm assurance and matter-of-course superiority which they had not the
+courage to oppose.</p>
+
+<p>Supple Jim listened with interest to the call of the calendar. A few
+lawyers, with their witnesses, whose cases had gone over until the
+morrow, struggled out through the crush at the door, with no perceptible
+diminution in the throng within. The clerk prepared to call the roll of
+the jury.</p>
+
+<p>"Trial jurors in the case of 'The People against Richard Monohan,'
+please answer to your names."</p>
+
+<p>The twelve, in varying keys, had all replied; the trial was "on" again,
+having been interrupted, evidently, by the adjournment of the afternoon
+before. A venerable complainant now resumed the story of how two young
+men, whose acquaintance he had made in a saloon the previous Sunday
+evening, had followed him into the street, assaulted him on his way home
+and robbed him of his ring.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span> He positively identified the prisoner as
+the one who had wrenched it from his finger.</p>
+
+<p>Next, an officer testified to having arrested the defendant upon the old
+gentleman's description, and to having found in his pocket a pawn-ticket
+calling for the ring in question.</p>
+
+<p>The case, in the vernacular of the courts, was "dead open and shut."</p>
+
+<p>The People "rested," and the defendant, a miserable specimen of those
+wretched beings that constitute the penumbra of crime, took the stand.
+His defence was absurd. He denied ever before having seen his accuser,
+had not been in the saloon, had not taken the ring, had not pawned it,
+had bought the ticket from a man on the corner who, he remembered, had
+told him he was getting a bargain at three dollars. He could not
+describe this "man," or account for his own whereabouts on the evening
+in question. He had been drunk at the time. It was a story as old as
+theft itself.</p>
+
+<p>The prosecutor winked at the jury, and the Judge once more summoned the
+apostolic-looking complainant to the chair.</p>
+
+<p>"You realize, sir, the terrible consequences to this young man should
+you be mistaken? Are you quite sure that he is one of the persons who
+robbed you?" he inquired with becoming gravity.</p>
+
+<p>The witness raised himself by his cane, and step<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span>ping down to where the
+prisoner sat, gazed searchingly into his stolid face.</p>
+
+<p>"God knows," said he, "I wouldn't harm a hair of his head. But by all
+that's holy, I swear he's the man who took my ring."</p>
+
+<p>A wave of interest passed over the assembled attorneys. That was
+business for you! No use to cross-examine an old fellow like <i>him</i>.
+There was a great nodding of heads and shuffling of feet.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think you could identify your other assailant if you should see
+him?" continued the judge.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure of it," calmly replied the witness.</p>
+
+<p>"Very well, sir," continued his Honor; "see if you can do so."</p>
+
+<p>Half of the audience moved uneasily, and glanced longingly toward the
+closed means of exit. A woman tittered hysterically. The witness slowly
+descended, and, escorted by a policeman, began his inspection,
+scrutinizing each face with care. Quietly he moved along the first
+bench, and then, gently shaking his head, along the second. The interest
+became breathless. A sigh of relief rippled along the settees after him.
+The only spectator unmoved by what was taking place was Supple Jim, who
+smiled genially at the old gentleman as the latter glanced at him and
+passed on. Four rows&mdash;five rows&mdash;six rows&mdash;seven rows. At last<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span> there
+was but one bench left, and the excitement reached the point of
+ebullition. Would he find him? Were they going to be disappointed after
+all? Only half a bench left! Only two men left! Ah! what was that?
+People shoved one another in the back, craning their heads to see what
+was doing in the distant corner where the complainant stood. Suddenly
+the searcher faced the Judge, and, pointing to the last occupant of the
+rear settee, announced with conviction:</p>
+
+<p>"Your Honor, <i>this</i> is the other man!"</p>
+
+<p>A murmur travelled rapidly around the court-room. Honors were even
+between a Judge who could thus unerringly divine the presence of a
+malefactor and a patriarch who, out of so great a multitude, was able
+unhesitatingly to pick out a midnight assailant.</p>
+
+<p>The "criminal" attorneys whispered among themselves: "Well, say! what do
+you think of that! All right, eh? Well, I guess! Well, say!"</p>
+
+<p>This picturesque digression concluded, interest again centred in the
+defendant, of whose ultimate conviction there could no longer be any
+doubt.</p>
+
+<p>Not that the identification of the accomplice had any real significance,
+since the man so ostentatiously picked out by the patriarch in court had
+been caught red-handed at the time of the robbery within a block of the
+saloon, was already under in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span>dictment as a co-defendant, and being out
+on bail had merely been brought in under a bench warrant and placed
+among the spectators. But the performance had a distinct dramatic value,
+and the jury could not be blamed for making the natural deduction that
+if the complainant was right as regards the one, <i>ipso facto</i> he must be
+as to the other. That the complainant had already identified him at the
+police-station and at the Tombs seemed a matter of small importance. The
+point was, apparently, that the old fellow had a good memory, and one
+upon which the jury could safely rely.</p>
+
+<p>The Judge charged the law, and the jury retired, returning almost
+immediately with a verdict of "Guilty of robbery in the first degree."</p>
+
+<p>The prisoner at the bar swayed for an instant, steadied himself, and
+stood clinging to the rail, while his counsel made the usual motions for
+a new trial and in arrest of judgment.</p>
+
+<p>"Clear the box! Clear the box!" shouted the clerk, and the jury, their
+duty comfortably discharged, filed slowly out.</p>
+
+<p>The court-room rapidly emptied itself into the corridors. Supple Jim
+waited on the steps of the building until a young woman, carrying a
+baby, came wearily out, and, as she passed, thrust a roll of bills into
+her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Your feller's been <i>done dirt</i>!" he growled.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span> "Take that, and put it
+out of sight. Don't give it to any <i>lawyer</i>, now! You'll need it
+yourself." Then he sprang lightly upon the rear platform of a surface
+car as it whizzed by, and vanished from her astonished gaze.</p>
+
+<p>Thus was an innocent man convicted, while crime triumphant played the
+part of benefactor.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">II</h3>
+
+<p>The next morning Supple Jim, sitting in the warm sunshine in the
+bay-window of his favorite restaurant, lazily finished a hearty
+breakfast of ham and eggs, glancing casually, meanwhile, at the morning
+paper which lay open before him. At a respectful distance his attendant
+awaited the moment when this important guest should snap his fingers,
+demand his damage, and call for a Carolina Perfecto. These would be
+forthcoming with alacrity, for Mr. James Hawkins was more of an autocrat
+on Fourteenth Street than a Pittsburg oil magnate at the Waldorf. Just
+now the Supple James was reading with keen enjoyment how, the day
+before, a quick-witted old gentleman had brought a malefactor to
+justice. At one of the paragraphs he broke into a gentle laugh, perusing
+it again and again, apparently with intense enjoyment.</p>
+
+<p>Had ever such a farce been enacted in the course<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span> of justice! He tossed
+away the paper and swore softly. Of course, the only thing that had
+rendered such a situation possible at all was the fact that the aged
+Farlan was a superlative old ass. To hear him tell his yarn on the
+stand, you would have thought that it gave him positive pain to testify
+against a fellow being. Did you ever see such white hair and such a big
+white beard? Why, he looked like Dowie or Moses, or some of those
+fellows. When Jim had tripped him up and slipped off the ring, the old
+chap had already swallowed half a dozen "County Antrims," and wasn't in
+a condition to remember anything or anybody. The idea of his going so
+piously into court and swearing the thing on to Monohan; it gave you the
+creeps! A fellow might go to "the chair" as easy as not, in just the
+same way. Of course, Jim had not intended to get the young greenhorn
+into any trouble when he had sold him the pawn-ticket. He had been just
+an easy mark. And when the police had arrested him and found the ticket
+in his pocket, there was not any call for Jim to set them straight. That
+was just Monohan's luck, curse him! Let him look out for himself.</p>
+
+<p>But to see the patriarch carefully forging the shackles upon the wrong
+man, had filled Jim with a wondering and ecstatic bewilderment. The
+stars in their courses had seemed warring in his behalf.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span>Think of it! That fellow Monohan could get twenty years! It made him
+mad, this infernal conspiracy, as it seemed to him, between judges and
+prosecutors. It mattered little, apparently, whether they got the right
+man or not, so long as they got someone! What business had they to go
+and convict a fellow who was innocent, and put him, "Jim," the cleverest
+"gun" in the profession, in such a position? He wondered if folks in
+other lines of business had so many problems to face. The stupidity of
+witnesses and the trickery of lawyers was almost beyond belief. It was a
+perennial contest, not only of wit against wit, strategy against
+strategy, but, worst of all, of wit against impenetrable dulness. Why,
+if people were going to be so careless about swearing a man's liberty
+away, it was time to "get on the level." You might be nailed any time by
+mistake, and then your record would make any defence impossible. You had
+the right to demand common honesty, or, at least, <i>intelligence</i>, on the
+part of the prosecution.</p>
+
+<p>But the main question was, What was going to become of Monohan? Well,
+the boy was convicted, and that was the end of it. It was quite clear to
+Jim that, had he been victimized in the same way, no one would have
+bothered about it at all. It was simply the fortune of war.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span>But twenty years! His own pitiful aggregate of six, with vacations in
+between, as it were, looked infinitesimal beside that awful burial
+alive. He'd be fifty when he came out&mdash;if he ever came out! Sometimes
+they died like flies in a hot summer. And then there was always
+Dannemora&mdash;worst of all, Dannemora! It would kill <i>him</i> to go back. He
+couldn't live away from the main stem <i>now</i>. Why, he hadn't been in
+<i>stir</i> for five years. All his prison traits, the gait, the hunch, were
+effaced&mdash;gone completely. His brows contracted in a sharp frown.</p>
+
+<p>"What's the use?" he muttered as he rose to go. "He ain't worth it! I
+can stake his wife and kids till his time's up! But, God! <i>I</i> could
+never go back!"</p>
+
+<p>Yet the same irresistible force which had directed him to the court-room
+the day before, now led him to the Grand Central Station. Like one
+walking in a dream, he bought a ticket and took the noon train alone to
+Ossining.</p>
+
+<p>Following a path that led him quickly to a hill above the town not far
+from the prison walls, he threw himself at full length beside a bowlder,
+and gazed upon the familiar outlook. Across the broad, shining river lay
+the dreamy blue hills he had so often watched while working at his
+brushes. Here and there a small boat skimmed down the stream before the
+same fresh breeze that sent the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span> red and brown leaves fluttering along
+the grass. The sunlight touched everything with enchantment, the cool
+autumn air was an intoxicant&mdash;it was the Golden Age again. No, not the
+Golden Age! Just below, two hundred yards away, he noticed for the first
+time a group of men in stripes breaking stones. Some were kneeling, some
+crouching upon their haunches. They worked in silence, cracking one
+stone after another and making little piles of the fragments. At the
+distance of only a few feet two guards leaned upon their loaded rifles.
+Jim shut his eyes.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">III</h3>
+
+<p>The day of sentence came. Once more Jim found himself in the stifling
+court. He saw Monohan brought to the bar, and watched as he waited
+listlessly for those few terrible words. The Court listened with grim
+patience to the lawyer's perfunctory appeal for mercy, and then, as the
+latter concluded, addressed the prisoner with asperity.</p>
+
+<p>"Richard Monohan, you have been justly convicted by a jury of your peers
+of robbery in the first degree. The circumstances are such as to entitle
+you to no sympathy from the Court. The evidence is so clear and
+positive, and the complain<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span>ant's identification of you so perfect, that
+it would have been impossible for a jury to reach any other verdict.
+Under the law you might be punished by a term of twenty years, but I
+shall be merciful to you. The sentence of the Court is&mdash;" here the Judge
+adjusted his spectacles, and scribbled something in a book&mdash;"that you be
+confined in State Prison for a period of <i>not less than ten nor more
+than fifteen years</i>."</p>
+
+<p>Monohan staggered and turned white.</p>
+
+<p>The whole crowded court-room gasped aloud.</p>
+
+<p>"Come on there!" growled the attendant to his prisoner. But suddenly
+there was a quick movement in the centre of the room, and a man sprang
+to his feet.</p>
+
+<p>"Stop!" he shouted. "Stop! There's been a mistake! You've convicted the
+wrong man! <i>I</i> stole that ring!"</p>
+
+<p>"Keep your seats! Keep your seats!" bellowed the court officers as the
+spectators rose impulsively to their feet.</p>
+
+<p>Those who had been present at the trial two days before were all
+positive <i>now</i> that they had never taken any stock in the old
+gentleman's identification.</p>
+
+<p>"Silence! Silence in the court!" shouted the Captain pounding vigorously
+with a paper-weight.</p>
+
+<p>"What's all this?" sternly demanded the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span> Judge. "Do you claim that <i>you</i>
+robbed the complainant in this case? Impossible!"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit, yer 'Onor!" replied Jim in clarion tones. "You've nailed the
+wrong man, that's all. I took the ring, pawned it for five dollars, and
+sold the ticket to Monohan on the corner. I can't stand for his gettin'
+any fifteen years," he concluded, glancing expectantly at the
+spectators.</p>
+
+<p>A ripple of applause followed this declaration.</p>
+
+<p>"Hm!" commented his Honor. "How about the co-defendant in the case,
+identified here in the court-room? Do you exonerate <i>him</i> as well?"</p>
+
+<p>"I've nothin' to do with <i>him</i>," answered Jim calmly. "I've got enough
+troubles of my own without shouldering any more. Only Monohan didn't
+have any hand in the job. You've got the boot on the wrong foot!"</p>
+
+<p>Young Mr. Dockbridge, the Deputy Assistant District Attorney, now
+asserted himself.</p>
+
+<p>"This is all very well," said he with interest, "but we must have it in
+the proper form. If your Honor will warn this person of his rights, and
+administer the oath, the stenographer may take his confession and make
+it a part of the record."</p>
+
+<p>Jim was accordingly sworn, and informed that whatever he was about to
+say must be "without fear or hope of reward," and might be used as
+evidence against him thereafter.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span>In the ingenious and exhaustive interrogation which followed, the Judge,
+a noted cross-examiner, only succeeded in establishing beyond
+peradventure that Jim was telling nothing but the truth, and that
+Monohan was, in fact, entirely innocent. He therefore consented,
+somewhat ungraciously, to having the latter's conviction set aside and
+to his immediate discharge.</p>
+
+<p>"As for <i>this</i> man," said he, "commit him to the Tombs pending his
+indictment by the Grand Jury, and see to it, Mr. District Attorney," he
+added with significance, "that he be brought before <i>me</i> for sentence."</p>
+
+<p>Out into the balconies of the court-house swarmed the mob. Monohan had
+disappeared with his wife and child, not even pausing to thank his
+benefactor. It was enough for him that he had escaped from the meshes of
+the terrible net in which he had been entangled.</p>
+
+<p>From mouth to mouth sprang the wonderful story. It was shouted from one
+corridor to another, and from elevator to elevator. Like a wireless it
+flew to the District Attorney's office, the reporters' room, the
+Coroner's Court, over the bridge to the Tombs, across Centre Street into
+Tom Foley's, to Pontin's, to the Elm Castle, up Broadway, across to the
+Bowery, over to the Rialto, along the Tenderloin; it flashed to thieves
+in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span> the act of picking pockets, and they paused; to "second-story men"
+plotting in saloons, and held them speechless; the "moll-buzzers" heard
+it; the "con" men caught it; the "britch men" passed it on. In an hour
+the whole under-world knew that Supple Jim had squealed on himself, had
+taken his dose to save a pal, had anteed his last chip, had "chucked the
+game."</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">IV</h3>
+
+<p>Three long months had passed, during which Jim had lain in the Tombs.
+For a day or two the newspapers had given him considerable notoriety. A
+few sentimental women had sent him flowers of greater or less fragrance,
+with more or less grammatical expressions of admiration; then the dull
+drag of prison-time had begun, broken only by the daily visit of Paddy,
+and the more infrequent consultations with old Crookshanks.</p>
+
+<p>The Grand Jury had promptly found an indictment, but when the District
+Attorney placed the case upon the calendar in order to allow our hero to
+plead guilty, Mr. Crookshanks, Jim's counsel, announced that his client
+had no intention of so doing, and demanded an immediate trial.</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge, however, now found himself in a situation of singular
+embarrassment, which made<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span> action upon his part for the present
+impossible. He was at his wits' end, for the law expressly required that
+no prisoner should be confined longer than two months without trial. And
+each week he was obliged to face the redoubtable Mr. Crookshanks, who
+with much bluster demanded that the case should be disposed of.</p>
+
+<p>Thirteen weeks went by and still Jim lived on prison fare. Soon a
+reporter&mdash;an acquaintance of Paddy's&mdash;commented upon the fact to his
+city editor. The policy of the paper happening to be against the
+administration, an item appeared among the "Criminal Notes" calling
+attention to the period of time during which Jim had been incarcerated.
+Other papers copied, and scathing editorials followed. In twenty-four
+hours Jim's detention beyond the time regulated by statute for the trial
+of a prisoner without bail had become an issue. The great American
+public, through its representative, the press, clamored to know why the
+wheels of justice had clogged, and the campaign committee of the reform
+party called in a body upon the District Attorney, warning him that an
+election was approaching and inquiring the cause of the "illegal
+proceeding which had been brought to their attention." The editor of the
+<i>Midnight American</i>, with his usual impetuosity, threatened a <i>habeas
+corpus</i>.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span>Then the District Attorney sent for the Assistant, and the two had a
+hurried consultation. Finally the chief shook his head, saying: "There's
+no way out of it. You'll have to go to trial at once. Perhaps you can
+secure a plea. We can't afford any more delay. Put it on for to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>The next day "Part One of the Court of General Sessions of the Peace, in
+and for the County of New York," was crowded to suffocation, for the
+dramatic nature of Jim's act of self-sacrifice had not been forgotten,
+and a keen interest remained in its <i>denouement</i>. It was a brilliant
+January noon, and the sun poured through the great windows, casting
+irregular patches of light upon the throng within. High above the crowd
+of lawyers, witnesses, and policemen sat the Judge; below him, the clerk
+and Assistant District Attorney conferred together as to the order in
+which the cases should be tried; to the left reclined a row of
+non-combatants, "district leaders," ex-police magistrates, and a few
+privileged spectators; outside the rail crowded the members of the
+"criminal bar"; while in the main body of the room the benches were
+tightly packed with loafers, "runners" for the attorneys, curious women,
+indignant complainants, and sympathizing friends of the various
+defendants. Here no one was allowed to stand, but<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span> nearer the door the
+pressure became too great, and once more an overplus, new-comers,
+lawyers who could not force their way to the front, tardy policemen,
+persons who could not make up their minds to come in and sit down, and
+stragglers generally, formed a solid mass, absolutely blocking the
+entrance, and preventing those outside from getting in or anyone inside
+from getting out.</p>
+
+<p>Around the room the huge pipes of the radiators clicked diligently; full
+steam was on, not a window open.</p>
+
+<p>Jim was called to the bar, the jury sworn, and Dockbridge, with several
+innuendoes reflecting upon the moral character of any man who would
+confess himself a criminal and yet put the county to the expense and
+trouble of a trial, briefly opened the case.</p>
+
+<p>The stenographer who had taken Jim's confession was the first witness.
+He read his notes in full, while Dockbridge nodded with an air of
+finality in the direction of the jury.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you care to cross-examine, Mr. Crookshanks?" he inquired.</p>
+
+<p>The lawyer shook his head.</p>
+
+<p>Jim sat smiling, self-possessed, and silent.</p>
+
+<p>The youthful Assistant, still hoping to wring a plea from the defendant,
+paused and leaned toward the prisoner's counsel.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span>"Come, come, what's the use?" he suggested benignantly. "Why go through
+all this farce? Let him plead guilty to 'robbery in the second degree.'
+He'll be lucky to get that! It's his only chance."</p>
+
+<p>But upon the lean and withered visage of the veteran Crookshanks
+flickered an inscrutable smile, like that which played upon the features
+of his client.</p>
+
+<p>"Not on your <i>tin-type</i>!" he ejaculated.</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge shrugged his shoulders, hesitated a moment, then glanced a
+trifle uneasily toward the crowd of spectators. Once more he turned in
+the direction of the prisoner.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'll let him plead to grand larceny instead of robbery," he said,
+with an air of acting against his better judgment.</p>
+
+<p>Crookshanks grinned sardonically and again shook his head.</p>
+
+<p>"Very well, then," said the prosecutor sternly, "your client will have
+to take the consequences. Call the complainant."</p>
+
+<p>"Daniel Farlan, take the witness' chair."</p>
+
+<p>The crowd in the court-room waited expectantly. The complainant,
+however, did not respond.</p>
+
+<p>"Daniel Farlan! Daniel Farlan!" bawled the officer.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span>But the venerable Farlan came not. Perchance he was a-sleeping or
+a-hunting.</p>
+
+<p>"If your Honor pleases," announced Dockbridge, "the complainant does not
+answer. I must ask for an adjournment."</p>
+
+<p>But in an instant the old war-horse, Crookshanks, was upon his feet
+snorting for the battle.</p>
+
+<p>"I protest against any such proceeding!" he shouted, his voice trembling
+with well-simulated indignation. "My client is in jeopardy. I insist
+that this trial go on here and now!"</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge smiled deprecatingly, but the jury and spectators showed
+plainly that they were of Mr. Crookshanks's opinion. The Judge hesitated
+for a moment, but his duty was clear. There was no question but that Jim
+<i>had</i> been put in jeopardy.</p>
+
+<p>"You must go on with the trial, Mr. Dockbridge," he announced
+reluctantly. "The jury has been sworn, and a witness has testified. It
+is too late to stop now."</p>
+
+<p>The Assistant was forced to admit that he had no further evidence at
+hand.</p>
+
+<p>"What!" cried the Judge. "No further evidence! Well, proceed with the
+defence!"</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge dropped into a chair and mopped his forehead, while the jury
+glanced inquiringly in the direction of the defendant. But now
+Crookshanks, the hero of a hundred legal conflicts, the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span> hope and trust
+of all defenceless criminals, slowly arose and buttoned his threadbare
+frock-coat. He looked the Court full in the eye. The prosecutor he
+ignored.</p>
+
+<p>"If your Honor please," began the old lawyer gently, "I move that the
+Court direct the jury to acquit, on the ground that the People have
+failed to make out a case."</p>
+
+<p>The Assistant jumped to his feet. The spectators stared in amazement at
+the audacity of the request. The Judge's face became a study.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean, Mr. Crookshanks?" he exclaimed. "This man is a
+self-confessed criminal. Do you hear, sir, a <i>self-confessed criminal</i>."</p>
+
+<p>But the anger of the Court had no terrors for little Crookshanks. He
+waited calmly until the Judge had concluded, smiled deferentially, and
+resumed his remarks, as if the bench were in its usual state of
+placidity.</p>
+
+<p>"I must beg most respectfully to point out to your Honor that the
+Criminal Code provides that the confession of a defendant is not of
+itself enough to warrant his conviction <i>without additional proof that
+the crime charged has been committed</i>. May I be pardoned for indicating
+to your Honor that the only evidence in this proceeding against my
+client is his own confession, made, I believe, some time ago, under
+circumstances which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span> were, to say the least, unusual. While I do not
+pretend to doubt the sincerity of his motives on that occasion, or to
+contest at this juncture the question of his moral guilt, the fact
+remains <i>that there has been no additional proof</i> adduced upon any of
+the material points in the case, to wit, that the complainant ever
+existed, ever possessed a ring, or that it was ever taken from him."</p>
+
+<p>He paused, coughed slightly, and, removing from his green bag a folded
+paper, continued: "In addition, it is my duty to inform the Court that a
+person named Farlan left the jurisdiction of this tribunal upon the day
+after Monohan's conviction of the offence for which my client is now on
+trial.</p>
+
+<p>"After such an unfortunate mistake," said Crookshanks with an almost
+imperceptible twinkle in his "jury eye," "he can hardly be expected to
+assist voluntarily in a second prosecution. I hold in my hand his
+affidavit that he has left the State never to return."</p>
+
+<p>The Judge had left his chair and was striding up and down the dais. He
+now turned wrathfully upon poor Dockbridge.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean by trying a case before me prepared in such a fashion?
+This is a disgraceful miscarriage of justice! I shall lay the matter
+before the District Attorney in person! Mr. Crook<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span>shanks has correctly
+stated the law. I am absolutely compelled to discharge this defendant,
+who, by his own statement, ought to be incarcerated in State Prison!
+I&mdash;I&mdash;the Court has been hoodwinked! The District Attorney made
+ridiculous! As for you," casting a withering glance upon the prisoner,
+"if I ever have the opportunity, I shall punish you as you deserve!"</p>
+
+<p>Dead silence fell upon the court-room. The clerk arose and cleared his
+throat.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Foreman, have you agreed upon a verdict? What say you? Do you find
+the defendant guilty, or not guilty?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not guilty," replied the foreman, somewhat doubtfully.</p>
+
+<p>There was a smothered demonstration in the rear of the court-room. A few
+spectators had the temerity to clap their hands.</p>
+
+<p>"Silence! Silence in the court!" shouted the Captain.</p>
+
+<p>The clerk faced the prisoner.</p>
+
+<p>"James Hawkins, alias James Hawkinson, alias Supple Jim, you are
+discharged."</p>
+
+<p>As our hero stepped from behind the bar, Paddy was the first to grasp
+his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"You're the cleverest boy in New York!" he muttered enthusiastically;
+"and say, Jim," he lowered his voice&mdash;could it be with a shade of
+em<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span>barrassment?&mdash;"you're a hero all right, into the bargain."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, cut that out!" answered Jim. "Wasn't I playing a sure thing? And
+wasn't it worth three months,&mdash;and ten dollars <i>per</i> to the old guy for
+staying over in Jersey,&mdash;to put 'em in a hole like that?"</p>
+
+<p>And the two of them, relieved by this evasion of an impending and
+depressing cloud of moral superiority, went out, with others, to get a
+drink.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2 class="newchapter"><a name="The_Maximilian_Diamond" id="The_Maximilian_Diamond"></a>The Maximilian Diamond</h2>
+
+
+<p>Dockbridge yawned, threw down his fountain-pen, whirled his chair away
+from the window, through which the afternoon sun was pouring a dazzling
+flood of light, crossed his feet upon the rickety old table whose faded
+green baize was littered with newspapers, law books, copies of
+indictments, and empty cigarette boxes, and idly contemplated the
+graphophone, his latest acquisition. To a stranger, this little office,
+tucked away behind an elevator shaft under the eaves of the Criminal
+Courts Building, might have proved of some interest, filled as it was on
+every side with mementoes of hard-fought cases in the courts below,
+framed copies of forged checks and notes, photographs of streets and
+houses known to fame only by virtue of the tragedies they had witnessed,
+and an uncouth collection of weapons of all varieties from a stiletto
+and long tapering bread knife to the most modern Colt automatic. On the
+bookcase stood an innocent-looking bottle which had once contained
+poison, while above it hung a faded indictment accusing someone long
+since departed of administering its contents to another who did "for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span> a
+long time languish, and languishing did die." An enormous black leather
+lounge, a safe, several chairs, and some pictures of English and
+American jurists completed the contents of the room. Here Dockbridge had
+for five years interviewed his witnesses, prepared his cases, and
+dreamed of establishing a forensic reputation which should later by a
+shower of gold repay him in part for the many tedious hours passed
+within its walls. From the grimy windows he could look down upon the
+court-yard of the Tombs and see the prisoners taking their daily
+exercise, while from the distance came faintly the din and rattle of
+Broadway. An air-shaft which passed through the room communicated in
+some devious manner with the prison pens on the mezzanine floor far
+beneath, and at times strange odors would come floating up bringing
+suggestions of prison fare. On such occasions Dockbridge would throw
+wide both windows, open the transom, and seek refuge in the library.</p>
+
+<p>Taken as a whole, his five years there had been invaluable both from a
+personal and professional point of view. He had found himself from the
+very first day in a sort of huge legal clinic, where hourly he could run
+through the whole gamut of human emotions. It was to him, the embryonic
+advocate, what hospital service is to the surgeon. He was, as it were,
+an intern practising the sur<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span>gery of the law. And what a multitude of
+cases came there for treatment&mdash;every disease of the mind and heart and
+soul! For a year or two he had been racked nervously and emotionally,
+forced from laughter in one moment, to tears the next. Then the mere
+fascination of his trade as prosecutor, the marshalling of evidence, the
+tactics of trials, the thwarting of conspiracies, the analysis of
+motives, the exposure of cunning tricks to liberate the guilty, had so
+possessed his mind that the suffering and sin about him, though keenly
+realized, no longer cost him sleep and peace of mind. And the stories
+that he heard! The mysteries which were unravelled before his very eyes,
+and those deeper mysteries the secrets of which were never revealed, but
+remained sealed in the hearts of those who, rather than disclose them,
+sought sanctuary within prison walls!</p>
+
+<p>How he wished sometimes that he could write&mdash;if only a little! Through
+what strange labyrinths of human passion and ingenuity could he conduct
+his readers! Sometimes he tried to scribble the stories down, but the
+words would not come. How could you describe your feelings while trying
+a man for his life, when he sat there at the bar pallid and tense, his
+hands clutching each other until the nails quivered in the flesh; the
+groan of the convicted felon; the wail of the heart-broken mother<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span> as
+her son was led away by the officer? He had seen one poor fellow faint
+dead away on hearing his sentence to the living tomb; and had heard a
+murderer laugh when convicted and the day set for his execution.
+Sometimes, in sheer desperation at the thought of losing what he had
+seen and experienced, he would turn on the graphophone and talk into it,
+disconnectedly, by the hour. It usually came out in better shape than
+what he turned off with his pen. If he could only write!</p>
+
+<p>"Dockbridge! Hi, there, Dockbridge!"</p>
+
+<p>The door was kicked open, and the lank figure of one of his associates
+stood before him. His visitor grinned, and removed his pipe.</p>
+
+<p>"Bob'll be up in a minute. Come along to 'Coney.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't feel kittenish enough," answered Dockbridge.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, come on! It'll do you good."</p>
+
+<p>The sound of rapid steps flew up the stairs, and Bob burst into the
+room, almost upsetting the first arrival.</p>
+
+<p>"What are you doing up here in this smelly place?" he inquired. "Got a
+cigarette?"</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge threw him a package without altering his position.</p>
+
+<p>At this moment the heavily built figure of the chief of staff entered.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span>"Holding a reception?" he asked good-naturedly.</p>
+
+<p>Bob had slipped behind the owner of the graphophone and was rapidly
+surveying his desk. Suddenly he pounced on a pile of yellow paper, and,
+snatching it up, ran across the room.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought so! He's been writing."</p>
+
+<p>"Here you, Bob, give that back!" cried Dockbridge, springing up. He was
+blocked by the chief of staff.</p>
+
+<p>"Fair play, now. It may be libellous. The censor demands the right of
+inspection."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't mind if <i>you</i> see it!" said Dockbridge, "only I don't
+intend that cub to snicker over it. It's nothing, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>"'The Maximilian Diamond!'" shouted the thief. "By George, what a
+rippin' title! Full of gore, I bet!"</p>
+
+<p>"You give that back!" growled its owner.</p>
+
+<p>"Gentlemen, allow me to present the well-known author and brilliant
+young literary man, Mr. John Dockbridge, whose picture in four colors is
+soon to appear on the cover of the 'Maiden's Gaslog Companion,'"
+continued Bob. "I read, 'The villain stood with his dagger elevated for
+an instant above the bare breast of his palpitating victim.' My, but
+it's great!"</p>
+
+<p>"You see you'd better read it to us in self-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span>defence," remarked the
+chief of staff. "Go ahead!"</p>
+
+<p>"Promise, and I'll give it back," said Bob, from the door. "Refuse, and
+I send it to the 'American.'"</p>
+
+<p>"It wasn't for publication, anyway," explained Dockbridge.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course not," answered Bob. "We'll pass on it. Perhaps we'll send it
+in for that Five-Thousand-Dollar competition."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, shut up, and I will. Give it here!" Dockbridge recovered the
+manuscript and returned to his armchair. The others disposed themselves
+upon the lounge.</p>
+
+<p>"Oyez! Oyez!" cried Bob. "All persons desiring to hear the great
+American novel, draw near, give your attention and ye shall be heard."</p>
+
+<p>"Keep still!" ordered the chief of staff. "Go ahead, Jack. I'll make him
+shut up."</p>
+
+<p>"Mind you do," said Dockbridge. "It's about that big diamond, you know.
+The story begins in this room."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, begin it," laughed Bob.</p>
+
+<p>His companions pulled his head down on the chief's lap and smothered him
+with a handkerchief.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Dockbridge rather sheepishly, "here goes."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3 class="newsection">THE MAXIMILIAN DIAMOND</h3>
+
+<p>A stout, jovial-looking person, with reddish hair, sandy complexion, and
+watery blue eyes, stood waiting in my office, his wrist attached by
+means of a nickel-plated handcuff to that of a keeper. My two visitors
+conducted themselves with remarkable unanimity, and with but a single
+motion sank into the chairs I offered.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, what's the trouble?" I inquired genially.</p>
+
+<p>The keeper jerked his thumb in the direction of the other, who grinned
+apologetically and hitched in my direction. Bending toward me, he
+whispered: "I am the victim of one of the most remarkable conspiracies
+in history. My story involves personages of the highest rank, and is
+stranger than one of Dumas' romances. I am a bill-poster."</p>
+
+<p>Not knowing whether he intended to include himself among the illustrious
+persons alluded to, I nodded encouragingly and produced some cigars.</p>
+
+<p>"My name is Riggs," continued the prisoner, as he bit off the end of his
+cigar and expelled it through the window. "Got a match?"</p>
+
+<p>The keeper drew a handful from his pocket. I lit a cigar for myself and
+assumed an attitude of attention.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span>"My wife is little Flossie Riggs. Don't know her? Why, she dances at
+Proctor's, and all over. I was doing well at my trade, and would have
+been doing better, if it hadn't been for that confounded diamond. It was
+this way. There was a fellow named Tenney, who posted bills with me
+about five years back, and he finally got a job down in the City of
+Mexico with a railroad, and I used to correspond with him.</p>
+
+<p>"Among other things, he told me about a great big diamond that the
+Emperor Maximilian used to wear in the middle of his crown. According to
+Tenney, it was one of the biggest on record. He said that Maximilian was
+so stuck on it that he had it taken out and made into a pendant for the
+Empress Carlotta, and that she used to wear it around at all the court
+functions, and so on. About the same time he took two other diamonds out
+of the crown and made them into finger-rings for himself.</p>
+
+<p>"After a while the Mexicans got tired of having an empire and put
+Maximilian out of business. They stood him and two of his generals up in
+the parade ground at Queretaro and shot 'em. Now when he was stood up to
+get shot he had those two rings on his fingers, and the funny part of it
+was that when the people rushed up to see whether he was dead or not,
+both the rings were gone. Just<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span> about that time, while Carlotta was in
+prison, the diamond with the big pendant disappeared too. It weighed
+thirty-three carats. I got all this from Tenney. I don't know where he
+found out about it. But it all happened way back in '67.</p>
+
+<p>"Somehow or other I used to think quite a lot about that diamond&mdash;partly
+because I was sorry for Max, who looked to have come out at the small
+end; and there didn't seem to be any occasion for shooting him anyhow,
+that I could see.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I went on bill-posting, and got a good job with the Hair Restorer
+folks and was doing well, as I said, until one day I happened to take up
+a paper and read that there were two Mexicans out in St. Louis trying to
+sell an enormous diamond, but that the dealers there were all afraid to
+buy it. Finally the police got suspicious, and the Mexicans disappeared.
+Then all of a sudden it came over me that this must be the diamond that
+Tenney had wrote about, for all that it had been lost for nearly forty
+years, and I made up my mind that the Mexicans, having failed in St.
+Louis, would probably come to New York. I knew they had no right to the
+diamond anyway, first because it belonged to Maximilian's heirs, and
+second because it hadn't paid no duty; and I said to myself, 'Next time
+I write to Tenney he will hear something that will make him sit up.' So
+every morning, when I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</a></span> started out with my paste-pot and roll of
+posters, I would keep my eye peeled for the two Mexicans.</p>
+
+<p>"But I didn't hear any more about the diamond for a long time, and I had
+'most forgot all about it, until one day I was plastering up one of
+those yellow-headed Hair Restorer girls in Madison Square, when I saw
+two chaps cross over Twenty-third Street toward the Park. They were the
+very gazeebos I'd been looking for. Both were dark and thin and short,
+and, queerer still, one of them carried a big red case in his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"With my heart rattling against my teeth, I jumped down from the ladder
+and started after them. They hurried along the street until they came to
+a jeweller's on Broadway, about a block from the Square. They went in,
+and I peeked through the window. Presently out they came in a great
+hurry. They still had the red case, and I made a dash for the door and
+rushed in. There was the store-keeper with eyes bulgin' half-way out of
+his head.</p>
+
+<p>"'Say,' says I, 'did those dagoes try to sell you a diamond?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes,' says he, 'the biggest I ever saw. They wanted forty thousand
+dollars for it, and I offered them fifteen thousand, but they wouldn't
+take it.'</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't give him time for another word, but turned around and made
+another jump for the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span> door. The Mexicans were almost out of sight, but I
+could still see them walking toward the Fifth Avenue Hotel, and I
+hustled after them tight as I could, picked up two cops on the way down,
+and, just as they were turning in at the entrance, we pounced on 'em.</p>
+
+<p>"'You're under arrest!' I yelled, so excited I didn't really know what I
+was doing. The fellow with the red case dodged back and handed it over
+to a big chap who had joined them. This one didn't appear to want to
+take it, and seemed quite peevish at what was happening. He turned out
+afterward to have been a General Dosbosco of the Haytien Junta. Well,
+the cops grabbed all three of them and collared the leather case. Sure
+enough, so help me&mdash;! There inside was the big diamond, and not only
+that, but a necklace with eighteen stones, and two enormous solitaire
+rings. The big stone was yellowish, but the others were pure white,
+sparklin' like one of those electric Pickle signs with fifty-seven
+varieties. By that time the hurry-up wagon had come, and pretty soon the
+whole crew of us, diamonds, Mexicans, cops, paste-pot, and me, were
+clattering to the police-station for fair. There I told 'em all about
+the diamond, and they telephoned over to Colonel Dudley, at the
+Custom-house, and the upshot of the whole matter was that the two
+Mexicans were<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span> held on a charge of smuggling diamonds into the United
+States.</p>
+
+<p>"If you don't believe what I tell you," said Riggs, noticing, perhaps, a
+suggestion of incredulity in my face, "just look at these"; and fumbling
+in his pocket, he produced some very soiled and crumpled clippings,
+containing pictures of Maximilian, the Empress Carlotta, and of a very
+large diamond which appeared to be about the size of the "Regent." It
+was then that I dimly remembered reading something of a diamond seizure
+a short time before, and it was with a renewed interest that I listened
+to the continuation of my client's story.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Riggs, "that was strange, now, wasn't it?</p>
+
+<p>"You can imagine how I felt when I went home and told little Flossie
+about the diamond; that I was entitled to a fifty per cent. informer's
+reward; how I was going to give up bill-posting and just be her manager,
+and how we could take a bigger flat, and all that; and I thought so much
+about it, and talked so much about it, that I began to feel like I was
+Rockefeller already, which may account in part for what happened
+afterward."</p>
+
+<p>At this point the keeper moved uneasily, and I pushed him another cigar.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," continued Riggs, "I just walked on<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span> air that afternoon after
+leaving the Custom-house, and went around blabbing like a poor fool
+about my good luck. On the way home I stopped in to take a drink. There
+were a lot of my acquaintances there, and I had something with most of
+them, and then the first thing I knew everything swam before my eyes. I
+groped my way into the street and started toward home, but I had only
+taken a few steps when a gang of strong-arm men attacked me, knocked me
+down, and robbed me. I struggled to my feet and followed them. They
+turned and attacked me again. I drew my knife, and then everything got
+dark, and the next thing I knew I was in the police-station.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll admit that this part of it does seem a little queer." Riggs
+dropped his voice mysteriously and leaned toward me. "But I have no
+doubt that I was drugged and beaten for the purpose of getting me locked
+up in the Tombs as part of a well-planned scheme. You will see for
+yourself later on.</p>
+
+<p>"Next morning, while I was waiting examination in the prison pen, a man
+came along who said he was a lawyer and would take my case. I said, All
+right, but that he would have to wait for his pay. He laughed, and said
+he guessed there would be no trouble about that; and the next thing I
+knew I was up before the Judge. My lawyer went up<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span> and whispered
+something to him, and the magistrate said:</p>
+
+<p>"'Five hundred dollars bail for trial.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Look here,' I spoke up, 'ain't I going to have a chance to tell my
+story?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Keep quiet,' said the lawyer from behind his hand; 'this is just a
+form. You won't never have to be tried. It's just to get you out.'</p>
+
+<p>"So I said nothing, and went back to the pen and waited; and the next
+thing I knew the hurry-up wagon had taken me to the Tombs. I tell you it
+was pretty tough bein' chucked in with a lot of thieves and burglars.
+The bill of fare ain't above par, you know, and the company's worse. I
+sat in my cell and waited and waited for my lawyer to show up, for he
+had said he'd be right over. But he didn't come, and I had to spend the
+night there. Next morning the keeper told me that my lawyer was in the
+counsel-room. So down I went with two niggers, who also had an
+appointment with their lawyers. It's a nasty, unventilated hole, and
+they lock you and the attorneys all in together. Ever been there?"</p>
+
+<p>I shook my head.</p>
+
+<p>"'Well,' says he, 'now have you got a bondsman?'</p>
+
+<p>"'A what?' says I.</p>
+
+<p>"'A bondsman&mdash;someone to go bail for you.'</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span>"'No,' I answered, for I knew nothing about such things.</p>
+
+<p>"'What! I thought you told me you had a lot of friends who had money!
+You haven't been trifling with me, have you?'</p>
+
+<p>"I knew I hadn't told him anything of the sort, but I thought that maybe
+he had forgotten; so I said I hadn't any friends who had any money, and
+knew no one to go bail for me.</p>
+
+<p>"'Bad! very bad!' said he. 'You've got to have money to get out. Isn't
+there anyone who owes you money, or haven't you got some <i>claim</i> or
+something?'</p>
+
+<p>"Then all of a sudden it flashed over me about the diamond and my fifty
+per cent. of the reward, and then something in his eye made me think
+again. It seemed to me that I had seen him before somewhere. I couldn't
+remember just where, but the more I hesitated the surer I was. Then it
+came over me that a few days in jail, more or less, made mighty little
+difference when I was going to be a rich man so soon, and I decided I
+had better hang on to what I'd got.</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' said I, 'I ain't got nothin'.'</p>
+
+<p>"'You lie!' says he, growing very red. 'You lie! You've got a claim
+against the United States Government.'</p>
+
+<p>"Then he saw he'd made a break.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span>"'Why, they all told me you caught a smuggler, or something, and had a
+claim against the Government for a hundred dollars.'</p>
+
+<p>"'A hundred!' I yelled. 'Twenty thousand!'</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh!' said he, 'as much as that? Why, I'll get you out this afternoon.'</p>
+
+<p>"'How?' said I.</p>
+
+<p>"'Well, you will have to assign your claim so I can raise the money on
+it. It's a mere form.'</p>
+
+<p>"But the thought came into my mind, Better stay there ten years than let
+him have the claim; so I said that I didn't understand such things, and
+I'd just wait until I could be tried.</p>
+
+<p>"'Tried?' said he. 'Why, you won't be tried for months.'</p>
+
+<p>"My heart sank right down into my boots.</p>
+
+<p>"'Don't be a fool!' he went on. 'Here you are, sick and in prison, and
+if you don't raise money to get a bondsman you'll stay here a long time.
+You might die. And if you assign that claim to me, I have a pull with
+the Judge and I'll have you out by supper-time.'</p>
+
+<p>"'I guess I'll wait awhile,' said I.</p>
+
+<p>"'Think it over, anyway. Now I tell you what I'll do. To-morrow you go
+up for pleading. You have to say whether you are guilty or not guilty.
+I'll act as your lawyer and see you through that part of it for nothing,
+and then if you still<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span> don't want to assign the claim, why, you can do
+as you choose.'</p>
+
+<p>"That seemed fair enough, so I agreed. I spent another night in the
+cells, and next day about thirty of us were taken across the bridge into
+the court-room. One by one we were led up to the bar, and the clerk
+asked us were we guilty or not guilty. The ones that said they were
+guilty went off to Sing Sing or Blackwell's Island. It scared the life
+out of me. I was afraid that I might not be able to say 'not,' and so
+get sent off too, but pretty soon I saw my lawyer.</p>
+
+<p>"'P. Llewellyn Riggs!'</p>
+
+<p>"Up jumped Mr. Lawyer and says, 'Not guilty.'</p>
+
+<p>"'What day?' asked the clerk.</p>
+
+<p>"'The 21st,' says Mr. Lawyer.</p>
+
+<p>"I was dumb for a minute.</p>
+
+<p>"'Look here,' I whispered. 'To-day's only the first&mdash;that's three
+weeks.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Keep quiet,' shouted an officer, and gave me a punch in the back.</p>
+
+<p>"'It's all right,' whispered Mr. Lawyer. 'It's only a form.' And they
+hustled me out back to the Tombs.</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't hear anything all that day or the next. It seemed as if I
+should go mad. But at last I was notified that my lawyer was there
+again, and down<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span> I went glad enough for the change. By that time I was
+feeling pretty seedy.</p>
+
+<p>"'Well, young man,' said he, 'can we do business?'</p>
+
+<p>"'That depends,' I answered.</p>
+
+<p>"'Come, no fooling, now; if you want to get out, give me an assignment
+of your claim.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Never,' I replied.</p>
+
+<p>"'Then to h&mdash;&mdash; with you!' he shouted; 'you can rot here alone and try
+your case by yourself, and I hope you'll get twenty years.'</p>
+
+<p>"I almost sank through the floor. Twenty years!"</p>
+
+<p>Riggs had become quite dramatic, and was again leaning forward looking
+me straight in the eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I stood fast, and he cursed me out and left me, and I began to
+feel that after all maybe I was a fool. I hadn't let my wife know where
+I was, but now I wrote to her, and she came right down and comforted me.
+A brave little woman she is, too. And what was more, she said that a
+nice young lawyer had just moved into our house and had the flat below,
+and she would go and get him.</p>
+
+<p>"So next morning&mdash;I had been in there a week&mdash;the young lawyer came. I
+liked him from the start. When I told him my first lawyer's name he just
+leaned back and laughed.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</a></span>"'Old Todd?' he says; 'why, he's the worst robber in the outfit. If he
+had gotten that assignment he'd have let you lie here forever and been
+in Paris by this time. You're a lucky man,' says he.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I thought so too, and laughed with him.</p>
+
+<p>"'But,' he continued, 'you're in an embarrassing position. You can't get
+out without money, and you can't collect your claim. You'll have to
+assign it to someone. You can't assign it to your wife. That wouldn't be
+valid. Haven't you got some friend?'</p>
+
+<p>"'I'm afraid not,' said I.</p>
+
+<p>"'That's unfortunate,' he remarked, looking out where the window ought
+to be. 'Very unfortunate. I might lend you a couple of hundred myself,'
+he added. 'I will, too!'</p>
+
+<p>"The blood jumped right up in my throat.'</p>
+
+<p>"'God bless you!' said I, 'you're a true friend!'</p>
+
+<p>"He laid his hand on my shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>"'You're in hard luck, old man, but you're going to win out. I'll stand
+by you. Here's a five. I'll go out and get the rest right off.'</p>
+
+<p>"Then all of a sudden I began to feel like a king. I could see myself in
+a new suit, having a bottle up at the Haymarket. I realized that I was a
+twenty-thousand-dollar millionaire. And just to show my chest, I said:</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</a></span>"'Why, you're an honest man and a true friend. You take my claim and go
+and collect it this afternoon,' says I.</p>
+
+<p>"'No,' he hesitated, 'it's too much responsibility. I'll trust you for
+the money and you can pay me afterward.'</p>
+
+<p>"But with that, ass that I was, I fell to begging him to take the claim,
+and saying he must take it, just to show he believed I trusted him; and
+so after a while he reluctantly yielded and filled out a paper, and I
+signed it and got in the warden as a witness, and he rose to go.</p>
+
+<p>"'Well, till this afternoon,' says he.</p>
+
+<p>"'<i>Au revoir</i>,' I laughed, 'get yourself a bottle of wine for me,' says
+I. And off he goes.</p>
+
+<p>"As I passed back to the cells, who should I see beside the door but my
+old lawyer.</p>
+
+<p>"I shook my fist in his face.</p>
+
+<p>"'You old robber,' I says, 'we'll see if I can't get along without you!'</p>
+
+<p>"He sneered in my face.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, you &mdash;&mdash; fool!' says he, 'you poor, poor, &mdash;&mdash;, &mdash;&mdash; fool!'</p>
+
+<p>"Then he was gone. So I went back to the cell, and sang and whistled and
+figured on where I should take my little Flossie for dinner. I waited
+and waited. Six o'clock, and no word. Then I began to get nervous.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</a></span>"'You poor, poor, &mdash;&mdash;, &mdash;&mdash; fool!'</p>
+
+<p>"The words rang around in my cell. Then something sort of gave inside. I
+knew I'd been robbed, and I yelled and shook the bars of the door and
+tried to get out. I cried for Flossie. The keepers came and told me to
+keep still; but I was plump crazy, and kept on yelling until everything
+got black and I fainted."</p>
+
+<p>"And your lawyer never came back?"</p>
+
+<p>"He never came back!" Riggs exclaimed. "He never came back! I've been
+robbed! I'm a poor &mdash;&mdash; fool, just as Todd said I was." Riggs burst into
+maudlin tears.</p>
+
+<p>I gave him what consolation I could, and promised thoroughly to
+investigate his story.</p>
+
+<p>The keeper and Riggs arose in unison, the same urbane smile that had
+previously illuminated the countenance of the latter restored.</p>
+
+<p>"You couldn't manage to let me have a handful of cigars, could you?" he
+whispered. I gave him all I had. His cheek was irresistible. I would
+have given him my watch had he intimated a desire for it.</p>
+
+<p>Then I called up the Custom-house.</p>
+
+<p>"Paid?" came back the voice of the United States District Attorney. "Of
+course not. The claim is worthless until the diamond is sold; and,
+anyway, such an assignment as you describe is in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</a></span>valid under our
+statutes. You had better execute a revocation, however, and place it on
+file here. Yes, I'll look out for the matter."</p>
+
+<p>One day, about a week later, I was informed that Riggs had been
+convicted of assault, and sentenced to a year's imprisonment on
+Blackwell's Island. A jury of his peers had apparently proved less
+credulous than myself.</p>
+
+<p>Many strange epistles from his place of confinement now reached me,
+hinting of terrible abuses, starvation, oppression, extortion. He was
+still the victim of a conspiracy&mdash;this time of prison guards and fellow
+convicts. He prayed for an opportunity to lay the facts before the
+authorities. I threw the letters aside. It was clear he possessed a
+powerful imagination, and yet his tale of the discovery of the diamond
+had been absolutely true. Well, let the law take its course.</p>
+
+<hr class="thin" />
+
+<p>A year later a jovial-looking person called at my office, and I
+recognized my old friend Riggs in a new brown derby hat and checked
+suit.</p>
+
+<p>After shaking hands warmly, he presented me with a card reading:</p>
+
+<p class="center zerobottom"><span class="smcap">P. Llewellyn Riggs,</span><br />
+Private Detective,</p>
+<p class="zerotop" style="margin-left: 50%;">&mdash; Broadway.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</a></span>"Yes," he explained in answer to my surprised expression, "I've gone
+into the detective business. My unfortunate conviction is only a sort of
+advertisement, you know, and then I was the victim of an outrageous
+conspiracy!"</p>
+
+<p>"But," said I, "I thought you were going to retire on the proceeds of
+the diamond."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, haven't you heard?" he replied. "I gave my wife an assignment of
+the claim with a power of attorney, and when the diamond was sold she
+ran away."</p>
+
+<p>"Ran away?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; she took a friend of mine with her. But I shall find her&mdash;just as
+I did the diamond!" He struck a Sherlock Holmes attitude. "By the way,
+if you should ever want any detective work done you'll remember&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I am not likely to forget," I answered, "the victim of one of the most
+remarkable conspiracies in history."</p>
+
+<hr class="thin" />
+
+<p>Meantime the Mexicans were tried, convicted, and sent to prison. The
+jewels themselves were duly made the subject of condemnation
+proceedings, and whoso peruseth The Federal Reporter for the year 1901
+may read thereof under the title "The United States <i>vs.</i> One Diamond
+Pendant and Two Ear-rings." They were, so to speak,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</a></span> tried, properly
+convicted, and sold to the highest bidder. The Mexicans are still
+serving out their time. One turned state's evidence, stating that he was
+a musician and had won the love of a beautiful se&ntilde;orita in the city of
+Mexico who had given him the gems to sell in order that they might have
+money upon which to marry. He also protested that his sweetheart had
+inherited them from her mother.</p>
+
+<p>Inside the cover of the old red case is printed in gold letters:</p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">La Esmeralda.</span></p>
+
+<p class="center"><span class="smcap">F. Causer Zihy &amp; Co.</span>, Mexico and Paris.</p>
+
+<p>And a faintly scented piece of violet note-paper lies beneath the double
+lining, containing, in a woman's hand, this:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>The diamond necklace is from Maximilian's crown, the
+Emperor of Mexico. The centre stone has thirty-three
+and seven-tenths carats, and the eighteen surrounding
+it no less than one each. The diamond ring, the stone
+thereof, was in Maximilian's ring at the time he was
+shot.</p></div>
+
+<p>But that is all; there is nothing to tell what hand snatched the jewels
+from the lifeless fingers of the dead Emperor, or who purloined the
+necklace from the royal household.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</a></span>In a dusty compartment on my desk there lies a brown manila envelope,
+and sometimes, when the day's work is over and I have glanced for the
+last time across the court-yard of the Tombs at the clock tower on the
+New York Life Building, I take it out and idly read the press story of
+the famous diamond. And there rises dimly before me the pathetic scene
+at Queretaro where a brave and good man met his death, and I wonder if
+perchance there is any truth in the superstition that some stones carry
+ill-luck with them. But it is a far cry from the Emperor of Mexico to a
+New York bill-poster.</p>
+
+<hr class="thin" />
+
+<p>Dockbridge threw the manuscript on his desk and lit a cigarette.</p>
+
+<p>"Is that all?" asked the lank deputy, stretching himself. "I thought it
+was going to have some sort of a plot."</p>
+
+<p>"It's a pretty good story," said the chief of staff. "Have you really
+got any clippings?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think it's rotten!" remarked Bob.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's every word of it true, anyway," muttered Dockbridge.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_313" id="Page_313">[Pg 313]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2 class="newchapter"><a name="Extradition" id="Extradition"></a>Extradition</h2>
+
+
+<h3 class="firstsection">I</h3>
+
+<p>"Dockbridge," said the District Attorney, coming hurriedly out of his
+office, "I've got to send you to Seattle. We've just located Andrews
+there&mdash;Sam Andrews of the Boodle Bank. One of Barney Conville's cases,
+you remember. Here's the Governor's requisition. Barney's down in
+Ecuador, so McGinnis of the Central Office will go out to make the
+arrest; but I must have someone to look after the legal end of it&mdash;to
+fight any writ of <i>habeas corpus</i>&mdash;and handle the extradition
+proceedings. They might get around a mere policeman, so I'm going to ask
+you to attend to it. The trip won't be unpleasant, and the auditor will
+give you a check for your expenses. Remember, now&mdash;your job is to <i>bring
+Andrews back</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>He handed his assistant a bulky document bedecked with seals and
+ribbons, and closed the door. Dockbridge gazed blankly after his
+energetic chief.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_314" id="Page_314">[Pg 314]</a></span>"Oh, certainly, certainly! Don't mention it! <i>Delighted</i>, I'm sure!
+Thank you so much!" he exclaimed with polite sarcasm. Then he turned
+ferociously to a silent figure sitting behind the railing. "Sudden, eh?
+Don't even ask me if it's convenient! Exiles me for two months! Just
+drop over to Bombay and buy him a package of cigarettes! Or run across
+to Morocco and pick up Perdicaris, like a good fellow! Don't you regard
+him as a trifle <i>inconsequent</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>Conville's side partner McGinnis, a gigantic Irishman with
+extraordinarily long arms and huge hands, climbed disjointedly to his
+feet.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>In</i>-consequence, is it, Mister Dockbridge?" The words came in a gentle
+roar from the altitudes of his towering form. "Sure, the
+<i>in</i>-consequence of it is that we're to have the pleasure of travellin'
+togither." He looked big enough to swing the little Assistant lightly
+upon one shoulder and stride nimbly across the continent with him.</p>
+
+<p>"An iligant thrip it will be! I'm only regretful I can't take me wife
+along wid me."</p>
+
+<p>Pat's matrimonial troubles were the common property of the entire force.
+The only person totally unconscious of their existence was McGinnis
+himself. His lady, the daughter of fat ex-Detective-Sergeant O'Halloran,
+made one think inevitably of the small bird that travels through life<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_315" id="Page_315">[Pg 315]</a></span>
+roosting on the shoulder of the African buffalo. His domestic life would
+have been one of wild excitement for the average citizen, but McGinnis
+had a blind and unwavering faith in the perfection of his spouse.
+Conceive, however, his surprise when the Assistant District Attorney
+suddenly smote him sharply in the abdomen, and shouted:</p>
+
+<p>"I'll do it!"</p>
+
+<p>"Phwat?" ejaculated Pat.</p>
+
+<p>"Take <i>my</i> wife!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yez have none, ye spalpeen!"</p>
+
+<p>"I'll have one by to-morrow!"</p>
+
+<p>"An' is it Miss Peggy ye mane?"</p>
+
+<p>"No other. The county pays part of the bills. I'll make this my wedding
+trip!"</p>
+
+<p>"God save us, Mr. Dockbridge!" gasped McGinnis. "Ain't he the little
+divel!" he added to himself delightedly.</p>
+
+<p>Peggy had at first opposed strenuously Jack's proposition. The idea of
+going on one's honeymoon with a policeman! Yes, it was all right to
+combine business and pleasure on occasion, but one did not usually
+associate business with marriage&mdash;at least she hoped she did not&mdash;for
+Jack Dockbridge knew he hadn't a cent, and neither had she. He explained
+guardedly that that was the principal reason in favor of the plan. They
+would have part of their expenses paid.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_316" id="Page_316">[Pg 316]</a></span>Peggy, being a New Englander, acknowledged the force of the argument but
+pointed out that there was still the policeman.</p>
+
+<p>Then Dockbridge pictured the West in glowing colors. Why, there were so
+many bad men out there, one actually needed a body-guard. Had she never
+heard of the Nagle case? What, not heard of the Nagle case, and she
+going to marry a lawyer! A newly married pair could not travel alone,
+unprotected.</p>
+
+<p>Peggy said he was a fraud, an unadulterated fraud&mdash;an unabashed liar!
+Still, she had those furs that had belonged to her mother. She admitted,
+also, wondering what the Rockies were like. If she did not marry him
+now, how long would he be gone? Six months?</p>
+
+<p>Jack explained that he might be killed by Indians or desperadoes. In
+that case the wisdom of her course would undoubtedly be apparent. She
+could then marry someone else. But that was the reason a policeman would
+be desirable. And then he was only a sort of policeman himself, anyway.
+One more would make little difference. In the end they were married.</p>
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_317" id="Page_317">[Pg 317]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">II</h3>
+
+<p>It was a gay little party of three that left Montreal for Vancouver the
+following Saturday. The red-headed Patrick pruned his speech and proved
+himself a most entertaining comrade, as he recounted his adventures in
+securing the return of divers famous criminals under the difficult
+process of extradition. He had brought safely back "Red" McIntosh from
+New Orleans, and Trelawney, the English forger, from Quebec; had
+captured "Strong Arm" Moore in St. Louis, and been an important figure
+in the old Manhattan Bank cases. He insisted on addressing Dockbridge as
+"Judge," and introducing him to all strangers as "me distinguished
+frind, the Disthrick Attorney av Noo York."</p>
+
+<p>There were few passengers for the West, and the triumvirate easily
+became friendly with the conductors, brakemen, and engine hands upon the
+various divisions. The trip itself proved one unalloyed delight. Peggy
+sat for hours spellbound at the windows as the train sang along the
+frozen rails around the ice-bound shores of Superior and through the
+snow-mantled forests of Ontario. Sometimes the three in furs and
+mufflers clung to the reverberating platform of the end car watching<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_318" id="Page_318">[Pg 318]</a></span>
+the diminishing track, or held their breath in the swaying cab as the
+engine thundered through the drifts of Manitoba and Assiniboia toward
+Moose Jaw, Calgary, and the Rockies.</p>
+
+<p>In the monotonous hours across the frozen prairie Peggy learned all the
+mysteries of the throttle, the magic of the reversing gear, the
+pressure-valve and the brakes, and once, when there was a clear track
+for a hundred miles, the driver, with his perspiring brow and frosty
+back, allowed her slender fingers to guide the dangerous steed. For an
+hour he stood behind her as she opened and closed the valve, pulled the
+whistle at his direction, and slackened on the curves. She was
+undeniably pretty. The driver had been stuck on a girl that looked a bit
+like her out on the Edmonton run. He opined loudly that by the time they
+reached Vancouver Peggy could send her along about as well as he could
+himself. He repeated this emphatically, with much blasphemy, to the
+fireman.</p>
+
+<p>Peggy lived in an ecstasy of happiness. At odd moments she perused
+diligently her husband's copy of "Moore on Extradition." She didn't
+intend to be the man of the family&mdash;she was too sensible for that&mdash;but
+she saw no reason why a woman should not know something about her
+husband's profession, particularly when it was as exciting a one as
+Jack's.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_319" id="Page_319">[Pg 319]</a></span>Four days brought them within sight of the mountains, and the next
+morning, when they stopped for water, the whole range of the Canadian
+Rockies lay around and above them, their virgin summits sparkling in the
+winter sun.</p>
+
+<p>"Glad you came, Peg?" shouted Dockbridge, hurling a feather-weight
+snowball in her direction as she stood on the platform in silent wonder
+at the scene.</p>
+
+<p>She answered only with a deep inspiration of the dry, cold air.</p>
+
+<p>"Shure, ain't we all av us?" inquired McGinnis lighting his pipe. "Say,
+this beats th' Bowery. Th' Tenderloin ain't in it wid this. I'd loike to
+camp right here for the rest of me days!"</p>
+
+<p>There was something so unlikely in this, since, apart from the
+mountains, the only visible object in the landscape was a watering-tank,
+that they all laughed.</p>
+
+<p>Up they climbed into the glistening teeth of the divide, clearing at
+last the first Titanic bulwark, now in the darkness of Stygian tunnels,
+now bathed in glittering ether, until, sweeping down past the whole
+magnificent range of the Selkirks, they dropped into the boisterous
+ca&ntilde;on of the Fraser, and knew that their journey was drawing to a close.</p>
+
+<p>The blue shadows of morning melted into the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_320" id="Page_320">[Pg 320]</a></span> breathless splendor of high
+noon upon the summit of the world, then, reappearing, faded to purple,
+azure, gray, until the blazing sun sank in an iridescent line of burning
+crests. Night fell again, and the stars crowded down upon them like
+myriads of flickering lamps, while the moon swung in and out behind the
+giant peaks.</p>
+
+<p>"Shure, 'tis a sad thing we can't ride in a train, drawin' th' county's
+money foriver!" sighed McGinnis as the sunset died over the foaming
+rapids.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, but we've work to do, Pat!" answered Peggy. "You mustn't forget Sam
+Andrews and the Boodle Bank. There's fame and fortune waiting for us."</p>
+
+<p>On the run down the coast they held a council of war. Pat was to
+continue on to Seattle and arrest the fugitive, while Jack and Peggy
+hastened to Olympia to secure the Governor's recognition of their
+credentials and his warrant for the deliverance of Andrews to the
+representatives of the State of New York.</p>
+
+<p>The Governor, a short, fat man, with a black beard, proved unexpectedly
+tractable, and not only issued the warrant, but invited them both to
+lunch. It developed that he had graduated from Jack's college. Oh, yes,
+he knew Andrews! Not a bad sort at all. One of those fellows that under
+pressure of circumstances had technically violated the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_321" id="Page_321">[Pg 321]</a></span> law, but a
+perfect gentleman. Of course he had to honor their requisition, but he
+was really sorry to see such a decent fellow as Andrews placed under
+arrest. He was sure that Sam would take the affair in the proper spirit
+and return with them voluntarily. You must not be too hard on people!
+Everybody committed crime&mdash;inadvertently. There were so many statutes
+that you never knew when you were stepping over the line. He frankly
+sympathized with the fugitive, although obliged officially to assist
+them. You could not help feeling that way about a man you always dined
+with at the club. Well, the law was the law. He hoped they would have a
+pleasant trip back. He must return himself to the Council Chamber to a
+blasted hearing&mdash;a delegation of confounded Chinese merchants.</p>
+
+<p>They took the train for Seattle, highly elated. They found McGinnis,
+together with the prisoner and his lawyer, awaiting them at The
+Ranier-Grand. Andrews proved to be another stout man, with a brown beard
+and a pair of genial gray eyes. As the Governor had stated, it was clear
+that he was a perfect gentleman. He apologized for bringing his lawyer.
+It was only, they would understand, to make sure that his arrest was
+entirely legal. He had no intention of attempting to retard or thwart
+their purpose in any way. Of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_322" id="Page_322">[Pg 322]</a></span> course, the whole thing was unfortunate in
+many respects, but that he should be desired in New York to unravel the
+complicated affairs of the bank was only natural. Everything could be
+easily explained, and, in the meantime, the only thing to do was to
+return with them as quickly as possible. Altogether he was very charming
+and entirely convincing. He hoped they would not consider him presuming
+if he suggested that a few days in Seattle would prove interesting to
+them; there was so much that was beautiful in the way of scenery of easy
+access; and in the meantime he could get his affairs in shape a little.</p>
+
+<p>Peggy thought that was a splendid idea. It would be mean to take Mr.
+Andrews away without giving him a chance to say good-by to his friends,
+and she wanted to see Victoria and Esquimault, and Tacoma. While Mr.
+Andrews (in charge of McGinnis) was arranging his business matters, she
+and Jack could do the sights. In the meantime they could all live
+together at the hotel, and no one need know that Mr. Andrews was under
+arrest at all. Jack saw no harm in this, and neither did McGinnis.
+Andrews was politely grateful. It was most kind of them to treat him
+with such courtesy. He hastened to assure them they would not have any
+reason to regret so doing.</p>
+
+<p>Two days passed. The Dockbridges wearied<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_323" id="Page_323">[Pg 323]</a></span> themselves with sight-seeing,
+while Andrews busied himself with arrangements to depart. The favorable
+impression made by the prisoner upon his captors had steadily increased,
+and in a short time they found themselves regarding him in the light of
+a most agreeable companion whom fate had thrown in their way.</p>
+
+<p>"And now for New York!" exclaimed Jack, lighting his cigar, as they sat
+around the dinner-table on the evening of the third day after their
+arrival in Seattle. "How shall we go&mdash;Northern Pacific, Union, or The
+Short Line and across on The Rock Island?"</p>
+
+<p>"Divel a bit do I care," answered Pat comfortably from behind an
+enormous Manuel Garcia Extravaganza, tendered him by Mr. Andrews. "Th'
+longer th' better, suits <i>me</i>. 'Tis the county pays me, an' I loike
+ridin' in the cars down to th' ground."</p>
+
+<p>"What is the prettiest way, Mr. Andrews?" inquired Peggy, "You know the
+country. Where would we see the most mountains?"</p>
+
+<p>Had it not been for the thick clouds of cigar smoke, they would have
+noticed the flash of Andrews' gray eyes which so quickly died away. He
+hesitated a moment, as if giving the matter the consideration it
+deserved.</p>
+
+<p>"There's practically no choice," he replied at<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_324" id="Page_324">[Pg 324]</a></span> length, knocking the ash
+from his cigar. "They're all lovely at this time of year. The Rock
+Island route is longer, but perhaps it is the more interesting." He
+paused doubtfully, then resumed his cigar.</p>
+
+<p>But Peggy, who at the thought of the trip had become all eagerness, had
+observed his manner.</p>
+
+<p>"You were going to add something, Mr. Andrews; what was it?"</p>
+
+<p>Andrews smiled. "Oh, nothing! I was about to say that if it wasn't such
+a tough journey you might go back by the Northern Montana and connect
+with the Soo. It's a magnificent trip in summer, but I dare say pretty
+cold in winter. Wonderful scenery, though."</p>
+
+<p>"Let's go!" exclaimed Peggy. "That's what we are after&mdash;scenery! I don't
+care if it <i>is</i> cold. I've got my furs. Montana, you say? And the Soo?
+That sounds like Indians. What do you say, Jack?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't mind!" answered her husband. "Andrews knows best. He's been
+that way. Sure, if you say so."</p>
+
+<p>Andrews hid a smile by lighting another cigar.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
+<a name="img13" id="img13"></a><img src="images/image-13.jpg" width="500" height="369" alt="He hesitated a moment" title="" />
+</div>
+<p class="caption">He hesitated a moment as if giving the matter the consideration it deserved.</p>
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_325" id="Page_325">[Pg 325]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">III</h3>
+
+<p>All day long the snow had been falling steadily in big, fluffy flakes.
+The heavy train ploughed through dense pine-clad ravines, beside
+torrents buried far below the snow, under sheds into whose inky
+blackness the engine plunged as into the bowels of the earth, across
+vibrating trestles, and up grades that seemed never-ending, where the
+driving-wheels slipped and ground ineffectually, then clutched the
+sanded rails and slowly forged onward. For two days it had been thus,
+and from the windows only the gently falling, ever-falling snow met the
+eye. Heavy clouds shrouded the shoulders of the mountains, and the
+gorges between them were choked with mist. And onward, upward, always
+upward groaned the train.</p>
+
+<p>Inside Jack's compartment in the first Pullman sat the four members of
+our party playing cards, now on the best of terms. They had long since
+given up condoling upon the weather, and had settled down to making the
+best of it with cards, chess-board, and books. Between McGinnis and the
+prisoner flowed an unending stream of anecdotes and adventures. It could
+not be denied that the erstwhile bank president was a man of much
+culture and wide reading. He had studied for the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_326" id="Page_326">[Pg 326]</a></span> bar, and from time to
+time astounded Dockbridge by the acuteness of his mental processes. This
+was the afternoon of the second day, and they were just completing their
+thirteenth rubber of whist.</p>
+
+<p>The snow fell thicker as the light waned; soon the lamps were lighted
+and the shades were drawn. The through passengers on the train were few,
+and the good-natured conductor had adopted the party for the trip.</p>
+
+<p>"We're 'most at the top o' the pass," he remarked, as he paused to
+inspect Jack's hand over his shoulder. "Should ha' made it an hour ago
+but for this blank snow. I never saw it so thick. Too bad you've missed
+the whole range, and to-morrow morning we'll be at Souris, and then
+nothin' but prairie all across Dakota. When you wake up, the
+mountains'll be two hundred miles west of you. Hard luck!"</p>
+
+<p>"My trick," said Andrews. "What's that, conductor? Souris to-morrow
+morning? Any stops to-night?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nope; clear down-hill track all the way. There's a flag station an hour
+beyond the divide&mdash;Ferguson's Gulch, and sometimes we stop for water at
+Red River. There's no regular station there, and Jim wants to make up
+time, so I reckon we'll make the run without stoppin'. Are you folks
+ready for dinner?"</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_327" id="Page_327">[Pg 327]</a></span>The strain on the wheels suddenly relaxed, and it seemed as though the
+whole train sighed with relief. Ahead, the engine gave a succession of
+quick snorts, as if rejoicing at once more reaching a level. The train
+gathered head-way.</p>
+
+<p>"She's over the divide," announced the conductor, taking a bite from the
+plug of tobacco carefully wrapped in his red silk handkerchief. "Now Jim
+can let her run."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you call the divide?" asked Peggy.</p>
+
+<p>"The Lower Kootenay," he answered. "Oh, it's great here in summer!
+Finest thing in Canada, in my opinion."</p>
+
+<p>"In Canada!" exclaimed Dockbridge, with a start. "What do you mean? Are
+we in Canada?"</p>
+
+<p>"You've been in Canada since three o'clock," was the reply. "We cross
+the lower left-hand corner of Alberta&mdash;look on the map there in the
+folder. After makin' the divide we drop right back into Montana. They
+couldn't cross the Rockies at this point without leavin' the States for
+a few miles."</p>
+
+<p>The conductor arose and unfolded the map.</p>
+
+<p>"Ye see, here's where we leave Clarke Fork, then we skirt this range,
+turn north, followin' that river there, the north branch of the
+Flathead, and so over the line; then we turn and jam right<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_328" id="Page_328">[Pg 328]</a></span> through the
+range. Two hours from now you'll be back in the old U.S."</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge had started to his feet and was staring intently at the map.
+It was only too true. They were in Canada. <i>In Canada!</i> And they were
+holding their prisoner without due process of law! The warrant of the
+Governors of New York and Washington were valueless in his Majesty's
+Dominion. Did Andrews know? Jack pretended to study the map before him
+and glanced furtively across the table. Pat was scowling ferociously at
+the cards before him, and Andrews was lighting a cigarette. Apparently
+he had heard nothing&mdash;or had paid no attention to what the conductor was
+saying. With his brain in a whirl Dockbridge folded up the time-table
+and handed it back.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm getting ravenous," he remarked.</p>
+
+<p>Just then the porter appeared from the direction of the buffet carrying
+their evening meal.</p>
+
+<p>"Same here," echoed Andrews.</p>
+
+<p>For an hour or more they lingered over the table, Andrews seeming in
+unusually good spirits. Dockbridge ceased to feel any uneasiness. He
+realized how easily he might have been trapped, but no harm was done in
+the present instance, for the minute section of Alberta which they
+traversed offered no opportunities for the securing of any legal process
+by which their prisoner could be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_329" id="Page_329">[Pg 329]</a></span> released. Again, Andrews had not urged
+the route upon them; that had been Peggy's doing. And, moreover, was he
+not returning with them of his own free-will? No, it was absurd to have
+been so upset at such a trifling matter.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you say to some more whist? You and I'll be partners this time,
+Andrews."</p>
+
+<p>The things were cleared from the table and they began again. The speed
+of the train seemed to have increased, and the cars swayed from side to
+side as they sped down the grade. Peggy raised the shade and looked out.
+The pane was plastered with an ever-changing, kaleidoscopic crust of
+flakes that spat against it, dropped, clogged against the others, and
+sagged downward in a dense mass toward the sash. At the top of the glass
+the storm could be seen whirling down its myriads outside.</p>
+
+<p>"What a night!" she ejaculated, as she pulled down the shade.</p>
+
+<p>At that moment came a prolonged wail from the engine, followed by the
+quick clutch of the brakes. The wheels groaned and creaked, and the
+passengers tossed forward in their seats. Again the whistle shrieked.
+The train, carried onward by its momentum, ground its wheels against the
+brakes which strove to hold them back. Gradually they came to a
+stand-still.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_330" id="Page_330">[Pg 330]</a></span>The conductor rushed toward the door, and a brakeman hurried through
+with a lantern.</p>
+
+<p>"Ferguson's Gulch!" he shouted as he ran by. "Must ha' signalled us!"</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge's heart dropped a beat, and he glanced apprehensively toward
+Andrews. The latter was smiling, but the hand that held his cigar
+trembled a very little.</p>
+
+<p>"You're young yet, Dockbridge," he remarked, with slightly tremulous
+sarcasm. "There are one or two things still for you to learn. One of
+them is that a United States warrant is useless in Canada. You hadn't
+thought of that, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Warrant</i> is it? Shure this is all the warrant <i>I</i> want," replied Pat,
+snapping a shining Colt from his pocket. "Plaze don't git excited, me
+frind. P'r'aps ye don't know it all, yerself. Wan move, an' I'll put six
+holes in yer carcus!"</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge grasped Peggy by the arm and drew her breathless to her feet.
+"What is it? What is it?" she gasped, clinging to him in the aisle. Jack
+reached over and released the shade. Outside in the darkness red lights
+swung to and fro. A blast of icy air poured into the car from the open
+door. He hurried out into the vestibule. The storm was sweeping by
+swiftly and silently, and absurdly the motto of his old bicycle club
+flashed into his mind, "Volociter et silenter."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_331" id="Page_331">[Pg 331]</a></span> The lamp above his head
+threw a yellow circle against the vast night. He stumbled down the steps
+and clung to the rail, putting his head into the sleet. It stung his
+face like the tentacles of a sea-monster. In the foreground stood the
+conductor, already white with the snow, his lantern swinging to leeward
+in the wind, shouting to a man on horseback. Four other mounted figures,
+their steeds facing the blast, marked the point where the light ended
+and the night began again. Three train hands, each with a lantern, paced
+to and fro beside the car. Ahead could be heard the coughing of the
+engine. The man on horseback waved his hand in the direction of the
+train, flung himself heavily to the ground, tossed the reins to one of
+the others, and strode toward the car.</p>
+
+<p>"Jones and Wilkes, hold the horses; Frazer and White, come along with
+me," he directed over his shoulder. He pushed by Dockbridge and climbed
+into the car. The conductor followed.</p>
+
+<p>"Where is the officer and his prisoner?" he demanded in a harsh voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Inside, your Honor," answered the conductor, shaking the snow from his
+coat. "This is Mr. Dockbridge, the District Attorney from New York."</p>
+
+<p>"Umph!" grunted the stranger. He was an immense man with a heavy
+jet-black beard and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_332" id="Page_332">[Pg 332]</a></span> hair in thick curls all over his head. A
+broad-brimmed sombrero cast a deep shadow over his features, heightening
+their natural unpleasantness. Two of the others now jumped upon the
+platform and entered the car, and Dockbridge saw that they wore some
+kind of uniform and that the lining of their overcoats was red. Peggy
+cowered to one side as the three strangers forced their way by her and
+paused at the door of the compartment.</p>
+
+<p>"Is Mr. Andrews here?" inquired the one whom the others addressed as
+Judge.</p>
+
+<p>"I am Mr. Andrews. This is the officer who holds me in custody."</p>
+
+<p>The Judge turned to one of his followers.</p>
+
+<p>"Serve him!" he growled.</p>
+
+<p>The one addressed took from beneath his coat a bundle of papers, and
+selecting one, handed it to McGinnis, who let it fall to the floor
+without a word.</p>
+
+<p>"Put up that pistol!" continued the Judge.</p>
+
+<p>At this moment Dockbridge, who had listened as if dazed to the colloquy,
+now mastered sufficient courage to assert himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Here! what's all this?" he exclaimed in as determined a manner as he
+could manage to assume. "What are you doing in my compartment with your
+wet feet? Who the devil are you, anyway?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_333" id="Page_333">[Pg 333]</a></span> He squeezed by his huge
+antagonist and took his stand by McGinnis.</p>
+
+<p>The conductor and the majority of the train hands had crowded into the
+passageway and filled the door with their dripping and astonished faces.
+The officer handed another paper to Dockbridge.</p>
+
+<p>"This is Judge Peters, sir; and this paper is a writ of <i>habeas corpus</i>
+returnable forthwith, sir," said the man.</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge glanced at the paper and saw that the officer's statement was
+correct. The paper was a writ ordering him to produce the body of Samuel
+Andrews before the Honorable Elijah Peters, Judge of the Supreme Court
+of Alberta, <i>forthwith</i>, and show cause why said Andrews should not be
+set at liberty. He was trapped. It could not be denied.</p>
+
+<p>"Is this Judge Peters?" he inquired politely of the man with the black
+beard, who had taken off his hat and seated himself upon the sofa.</p>
+
+<p>"I am," returned the other curtly. "And I now pronounce this car a
+court, and direct you to release your prisoner as detained by you
+without lawful authority."</p>
+
+<p>He leaned forward and shook his finger threateningly at McGinnis. "Put
+up that pistol!"</p>
+
+<p>McGinnis looked at Dockbridge.</p>
+
+<p>"Put it up, Pat," directed the latter. "There's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_334" id="Page_334">[Pg 334]</a></span> no occasion for
+pistols." He winked at Peggy. "Pardon my lack of courtesy in addressing
+you, Judge Peters, when you first entered. I was unaware, of course, to
+whom it was that I spoke."</p>
+
+<p>The Judge shrugged his shoulders deprecatingly.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm naturally taken somewhat by surprise, and hardly feel that I can do
+justice to my own position in the matter at such short notice. However,
+as the court is now in session, I can only ask the privilege of arguing
+the matter before your Honor. If I might be permitted to do so, I would
+suggest that the hearing take place in some larger space than this
+compartment, in which my wife desires speedily to retire." He looked
+inquiringly toward the Court.</p>
+
+<p>"That's right, Jedge," spoke up the conductor. "Don't keep the lady out
+of her room. You can hold court in the baggage-car."</p>
+
+<p>The black-bearded man grumblingly arose to his feet, leaving a large
+pool of water in the middle of the floor.</p>
+
+<p>"As you choose. Bring along the prisoner, and be quick about it. I've
+got to ride fifteen miles to-night."</p>
+
+<p>The crowd streamed down the aisle and into the baggage-car in front.
+McGinnis followed with Andrews.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_335" id="Page_335">[Pg 335]</a></span>"Shall I come along, Jack?" whispered his wife.</p>
+
+<p>"No, stay here. I'm afraid we're beaten. I shall only spar for time, and
+try to invent some way out of it."</p>
+
+<p>Peggy sadly watched his disappearing form. What a disgusting anticlimax!
+She reviled herself for being the one who had forced the selection of
+the Montana route. It was all her fault. When a man's married his
+troubles begin! Jack would lose his job, and then where would they be?
+She had gotten him into the fix, and now she would do her best to get
+him out of it. She threw on his fur coat and cap and followed into the
+baggage-car. The Judge had seated himself on a trunk. Jack stood at his
+right with the warrant in his hand. A single lantern cast a fitful glare
+over the two, around whom crowded the passengers and train hands. Peggy
+heard her husband's somewhat immature voice stating the circumstances of
+the wreck of the Boodle Bank. The Judge seemed not uninterested. The
+crowd was getting larger every moment. Passengers kept coming in in
+every kind of dishabille, and last of all the engineer and fireman
+entered by the forward door. Outside, the huge engine hissed and
+throbbed as if impatient of the delay. Peggy slipped unseen behind a
+pile of trunks, snapped the big padlock<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_336" id="Page_336">[Pg 336]</a></span> through the staples of the
+door, then, hurrying back to the compartment, rummaged until she found
+Jack's box of cigars. Arming herself with these and with her copy of
+"Moore on Extradition," she made her way back to the baggage-car.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes, I know all that!" the Judge was saying. "But that's all
+immaterial. It ain't what he did. It's what right you've got to hold him
+in the Dominion of Canada on a warrant from a governor of one of the
+United States. Show me that, or I'll discharge the prisoner here and
+now."</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me, please," exclaimed Peggy, forcing her way through the throng
+into the open space under the lamp, "I thought you might like to smoke.
+Lawyers all like to smoke."</p>
+
+<p>There was an immediate response from the Court.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I don't care if I do," remarked the Judge more genially.
+"Confounded cold out there in the snow waiting for the train. Thank y'."</p>
+
+<p>He handed back the box, and Peggy passed it to the engineer and told him
+to "send it along." Then she whispered in her husband's ear:</p>
+
+<p>"Read him that chapter on 'International Relations.' Keep it going for
+ten minutes, and we'll win out, yet. I've got a scheme."</p>
+
+<p>Dockbridge took the book, opened it deliberately, and lighted a cigar
+for himself. Peggy<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_337" id="Page_337">[Pg 337]</a></span> pushed back through the spectators to the
+sleeping-car. Only a solitary brakeman remained outside in the snow,
+stamping and swinging his arms.</p>
+
+<p>"Halloo, Mr. Sanders," said Peggy, "you ought to go in and hear the
+argument. They're having a regular smoke talk. It's so thick I can't
+breathe. They're giving away cigars. I should think you would freeze."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm froze already," answered Sanders. "I reckon I'll go in and
+hear the fun. Is that straight about the cigars?"</p>
+
+<p>"Of course it is," laughed Peggy, while Sanders climbed on board. The
+snow swept by in clouds as Peggy gave one glance at the retreating form
+of the brakeman, and jumped down into the night.</p>
+
+
+<h3 class="newsection">IV</h3>
+
+<p>The Judge threw back his burly form against the side of the car and
+exhaled a thick cloud of smoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, young feller, if you have any legal right to detain your prisoner,
+let's hear it. This court's goin' to adjourn in just ten minutes by the
+watch, and I reckon when it adjourns it'll take the prisoner with it."</p>
+
+<p>The spectators, who had seated themselves as<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_338" id="Page_338">[Pg 338]</a></span> best they could, looked
+expectantly toward the New Yorker.</p>
+
+<p>Jack arose, holding the book impressively before him. The gusts from the
+storm outside penetrated the cracks of the loosely hung sliding
+baggage-door and made the feeble lantern swing and flicker. The smoke
+from twenty cigars swirled round the ceiling. The conductor placed his
+own lantern on a trunk by Jack's side.</p>
+
+<p>"If the Court please," began Dockbridge, "while it's entirely true that
+no warrant issued out of a court of the United States or by a governor
+of one of the United States gives any jurisdiction over the person of a
+fugitive who is held in custody in the Dominion of Canada, it is
+nevertheless a fact that under the principle of comity between friendly
+nations the government of one will not interfere with an officer of
+another who is performing an official act under color of authority."
+["Sounds well," said Jack to himself, "but don't mean a blame thing."]
+"This principle is as old as the law itself, and is sustained by a long
+series of decisions in our international tribunals. The doctrine is
+clearly set forth by Grotius" ["that ought to nail him!"] "when he says:
+'No nation will voluntarily interfere with a duly authorized officer of
+another nation in the performance of his duty, whose act does not
+interfere with the functions of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_339" id="Page_339">[Pg 339]</a></span> government of the other.'" He
+pronounced this balderdash with much solemnity and with great effect
+upon the assembled train hands. "Now, your Honor, I am a duly authorized
+officer of the State of New York, the same being at peace with the
+Dominion of Canada."</p>
+
+<p>"Bosh!" interrupted the Judge. "You're talkin' nonsense. I won't be made
+a fool of any longer. Prisoner discharged. This court stands adjourned,
+and, as I said, it is goin' to take the prisoner with&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>A jerk of the train prevented the conclusion of his sentence. There came
+another pull from the engine, followed by a succession of violent puffs.
+The train started.</p>
+
+<p>"My God! The engine!" shouted the fireman, making a spring for the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Locked! Locked!" he yelled, and threw himself upon it. The conductor
+dived for the platform. The Judge started to his feet.</p>
+
+<p>"This is an infernal trick!" he cried. "Stop this train! D'ye hear? Stop
+this train at once!"</p>
+
+<p>But the train was gathering head-way every moment, and was fast dropping
+down the grade. A triumphant whistle shrilled through the night with a
+succession of short toots.</p>
+
+<p>"For God's sake, open the door!" gasped the engineer. "Get a crow-bar,
+somebody! We'll be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_340" id="Page_340">[Pg 340]</a></span> going a hundred miles an hour inside of a minute!"
+But no crow-bar was to be found, and the door resisted all their
+efforts. On rushed the train, thundering down the pass, swaying around
+curves until the frightened occupants of the baggage-car clung to one
+another to retain their foothold, and every moment adding to its speed.
+The baggage-man threw open the side door. The night dashed by in a solid
+wall of white.</p>
+
+<p>"Damme! This is a crime!" roared the Judge. "I'm being kidnapped. Your
+Government shall be notified&mdash;if we're not all killed. Can't somebody
+stop this train? Do you hear? Stop it, I say!"</p>
+
+<p>For an instant Dockbridge had been as startled as the others. Then it
+came to him in one inspired moment. Peggy was on the engine! A series of
+whistles came across the tender.</p>
+
+<p>"Toot&mdash;toot&mdash;toot! Toot&mdash;toot&mdash;toot! Toot&mdash;toot&mdash;toot! Toot&mdash;toot!"&mdash;the
+old Harvard cheer that Peggy had heard echoing across the foot-ball
+field a hundred times.</p>
+
+<p>Of course! She was going to fetch them out of Canada, and then to
+thunder with all the judges of the Dominion! He began to laugh
+hysterically. On and on, faster and faster, rushed the train. The pallid
+faces of the passengers and crew stared strangely out of the blue haze.
+Breathless, each<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_341" id="Page_341">[Pg 341]</a></span> man struggled to keep his footing, momentarily
+expecting to be dashed into eternity. The minutes dragged as hours,
+until at last, from somewhere in the rear of the train, the fireman
+returned with a wrench, and throwing his whole weight upon the padlock,
+quickly snapped its staples. The door burst open, sending him flying
+headlong. Through the car poured a furious gust of wind and snow,
+blinding, suffocating, and into the midst of this jumped the engineer,
+and, clambering desperately upon the tender, disappeared.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps it was the dimness of the light, but Andrews had suddenly begun
+to look white and old.</p>
+
+<p>At the same moment a red light flashed by alongside the track and the
+train roared across a suspension bridge without slackening speed.</p>
+
+<p>"Red River!" gasped the fireman, clambering to his feet.</p>
+
+<p>The blood leaped in Jack's veins. Red River! Then they were across the
+line. Peggy had won! God bless her! With a triumphant glance at the
+cowering Andrews, he turned upon the frightened crowd.</p>
+
+<p>"You can't beat the Yankee girl!" he shouted. "Judge, you're right.
+We've adjourned court, and are taking the prisoner with us&mdash;<span class="smcap">into the
+United States</span>!"</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="wide" />
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>Transcriber's Note: In the original edition, the title of each story
+appeared twice, first on a page by itself in all capitals, followed by a
+blank page, and then on the first page of the story in title case. These
+duplicate titles have been deleted. The first title for "The
+Extraordinary Adventure of the Baron de Ville" appeared in a shortened
+form as "THE BARON DE VILLE". In the HTML version of this text, page
+numbers have been included only on those pages which originally
+contained them, not on blank pages or title pages.</p>
+
+<p>In "McAllister's Christmas", a quotation mark in front of "One as 'as
+white 'air" was deleted, and a second chapter V was renumbered as VI.</p>
+
+<p>In "The Governor-General's Trunk", "The head bagage-man nodded" was
+changed to "The head baggage-man nodded".</p>
+
+<p>In "The Golden Touch", missing quotation marks were added in front of
+"When the Colonel realized what it was all about" and "Oh, my leg!" and
+after "And it's worth what you ask&mdash;five thousand dollars?", "Where had
+he seen that fact?" was changed to "Where had he seen that face?", "that
+old VanVorst" was changed to "that old Van Vorst", and "VanVorst sat
+there" was changed to "Van Vorst sat there".</p>
+
+<p>In "McAllister's Data of Ethics", a quotation mark was removed after
+"his scented wife, and gilded chairs&mdash;".</p>
+
+<p>In "McAllister's Marriage", "Don' you want to show me the boy-horse" was
+changed to "Don't you want to show me the boy-horse".</p>
+
+<p>In "The Course of Justice", "slowyl arose" was changed to "slowly
+arose".</p>
+
+<p>In "The Maximilian Diamond", <i>"What day?" asked the clerk.</i> was changed
+to <i>"'What day?' asked the clerk.</i></p>
+</div>
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of McAllister and His Double, by Arthur Train
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+Title: McAllister and His Double
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+Author: Arthur Train
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+Release Date: December 8, 2010 [EBook #34597]
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+[Illustration: McALLISTER AND HIS DOUBLE ARTHUR TRAIN]
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+[Illustration: McAllister whispered sharply in his ear. (Page 68.)]
+
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+
+
+McALLISTER
+AND HIS DOUBLE
+
+BY ARTHUR TRAIN
+
+ILLUSTRATED
+
+CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS
+NEW YORK:::::::::::::::::1905
+
+COPYRIGHT, 1905, BY
+CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS
+
+Published, September, 1905
+
+TROW DIRECTORY
+PRINTING AND BOOKBINDING COMPANY
+NEW YORK
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+ PAGE
+MCALLISTER'S CHRISTMAS 1
+THE BARON DE VILLE 53
+THE ESCAPE OF WILKINS 77
+THE GOVERNOR-GENERAL'S TRUNK 113
+THE GOLDEN TOUCH 141
+MCALLISTER'S DATA OF ETHICS 177
+MCALLISTER'S MARRIAGE 205
+THE JAILBIRD 233
+IN THE COURSE OF JUSTICE 255
+THE MAXIMILIAN DIAMOND 283
+EXTRADITION 311
+
+
+
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+McAllister whispered sharply in his ear _Frontispiece_
+
+ FACING PAGE
+"What do you know about it? I tell you it's all rot!" 6
+
+"Throw up your hands!" 10
+
+"Do you know who you've caught?" 16
+
+"Merry Christmas, Fatty!" 24
+
+"I think you've got Raffles whipped to a standstill." 64
+
+"You think you're a sure winner. But I _know_ you. I know
+your _face_." 88
+
+"Wot do you want?" drawled the fat man, blinking at the lantern 102
+
+"Who in thunder are _you_?" 110
+
+Deftly tied the two ends of string around it 130
+
+"Hands up, or I'll shoot!" yelled the detective, as a fat,
+wild-eyed individual sprung from within 136
+
+He hesitated a moment as if giving the matter the consideration
+it deserved 324
+
+
+
+
+McAllister's Christmas
+
+
+I
+
+McAllister was out of sorts. All the afternoon he had sat in the club
+window and watched the Christmas shoppers hurrying by with their
+bundles. He thanked God he had no brats to buy moo-cows and bow-wows
+for. The very nonchalance of these victims of a fate that had given them
+families irritated him. McAllister was a clubman, pure and simple; that
+is to say though neither simple nor pure, he was a clubman and nothing
+more. He had occupied the same seat by the same window during the
+greater part of his earthly existence, and they were the same seat and
+window that his father had filled before him. His select and exclusive
+circle called him "Chubby," and his five-and-forty years of terrapin and
+cocktails had given him a graceful rotundity of person that did not
+belie the name. They had also endowed him with a cheerful though
+somewhat florid countenance, and a permanent sense of well-being.
+
+As the afternoon wore on and the pedestrians became fewer, McAllister
+sank deeper and deeper into gloom. The club was deserted. Everybody had
+gone out of town to spend Christmas with someone else, and the
+Winthrops, on whom he had counted for a certainty, had failed for some
+reason to invite him. He had waited confidently until the last minute,
+and now he was stranded, alone.
+
+It began to snow softly, gently. McAllister threw himself disconsolately
+into a leathern armchair by the smouldering logs on the six-foot hearth.
+A servant in livery entered, pulled down the shades, and after touching
+a button that threw a subdued radiance over the room, withdrew
+noiselessly.
+
+"Come back here, Peter!" growled McAllister. "Anybody in the club?"
+
+"Only Mr. Tomlinson, sir."
+
+McAllister swore under his breath.
+
+"Yes, sir," replied Peter.
+
+McAllister shot a quick glance at him.
+
+"I didn't say anything. You may go."
+
+This time Peter got almost to the door.
+
+"Er--Peter; ask Mr. Tomlinson if he will dine with me."
+
+Peter presently returned with the intelligence that Mr. Tomlinson would
+be delighted.
+
+"Of course," grumbled McAllister to himself. "No one ever knew Tomlinson
+to refuse anything."
+
+He ordered dinner, and then took up an evening paper in which an effort
+had been made to conceal the absence of news by summarizing the
+achievements of the past year. Staring head-lines invited his notice to
+
+ =A YEAR OF PROGRESS.=
+
+ =What the Tenement-House Commission Has Accomplished.=
+
+ =FURTHER NEED OF PRISON REFORM.=
+
+He threw down the paper in disgust. This reform made him sick. Tenements
+and prisons! Why were the papers always talking about tenements and
+prisons? They were a great deal better than the people who lived in them
+deserved. He recalled Wilkins, his valet, who had stolen his black pearl
+scarf-pin. It increased his ill-humor. Hang Wilkins! The thief was
+probably out by this time and wearing the pin. It had been a matter of
+jest among his friends that the servant had looked not unlike his
+master. McAllister winced at the thought.
+
+"Dinner is served," said Peter.
+
+An hour and a half later, Tomlinson and McAllister, having finished a
+sumptuous repast, stared stupidly at each other across their liqueurs.
+They were stuffed and bored. Tomlinson was a thin man who knew
+everything positively. McAllister hated him. He always felt when in his
+company like the woman who invariably answered her husband's remarks by
+"'Tain't so! It's just the opposite!" Tomlinson was trying to make
+conversation by repeating assertively what he had read in the evening
+press.
+
+"Now, our prisons," he announced authoritatively. "Why, it is
+outrageous! The people are crowded in like cattle; the food is
+loathsome. It's a disgrace to a civilized city!"
+
+This was the last straw to McAllister.
+
+"Look here," he snapped back at Tomlinson, who shrank behind his cigar
+at the vehemence of the attack, "what do you know about it? I tell you
+it's all rot! It's all politics! Our tenements are all right, and so are
+our prisons. The law of supply and demand regulates the tenements; and
+who pays for the prisons, I'd like to know? We pay for 'em, and the
+scamps that rob us live in 'em for nothing. The Tombs is a great deal
+better than most second-class hotels on the Continent. I _know_! I had a
+valet once that-- Oh, what's the use! I'd be glad to spend Christmas in
+no worse place. Reform! Stuff! Don't tell me!" He sank back purple in
+the face.
+
+[Illustration: "What do you know about it? I tell you it's all rot!"]
+
+"Oh, of course--if you know!" Tomlinson hesitated politely, remembering
+that McAllister had signed for the dinner.
+
+"Well, I _do_ know," affirmed McAllister.
+
+
+II
+
+"No-el! No-el! No-el! No-el!" rang out the bells, as McAllister left the
+club at twelve o'clock and started down the avenue.
+
+"No-el! No-el!" hummed McAllister. "Pretty old air!" he thought. He had
+almost forgotten that it was Christmas morning. As he felt his way
+gingerly over the stone sidewalks, the bells were ringing all around
+him. First one chime, then another. "No-el! No-el! No-el! No-el!" They
+ceased, leaving the melody floating on the moist night air.
+
+The snow began to fall irregularly in patchy flakes, then gradually
+turned to rain. First a soft, wet mist, that dimmed the electric lights
+and shrouded the hotel windows; then a fine sprinkle; at last the chill
+rain of a winter's night. McAllister turned up his coat-collar and
+looked about for a cab. It was too late. He hurried hastily down the
+avenue. Soon a welcome sight met his eye--a coupe, a night-hawk,
+crawling slowly down the block, on the lookout, no doubt, for belated
+Christmas revellers. Without superfluous introduction McAllister made a
+dive for the door, shouted his address, and jumped inside. The driver,
+but half-roused from his lethargy, muttered something unintelligible and
+pulled in his horse. At the same moment the dark figure of a man swiftly
+emerged from a side street, ran up to the cab, opened the door, threw in
+a heavy object upon McAllister's feet, and followed it with himself.
+
+"Let her go!" he cried, slamming the door. The driver, without
+hesitation, lashed his horse and started at a furious gallop down the
+slippery avenue.
+
+Then for the first time the stranger perceived McAllister. There was a
+muttered curse, a gleam of steel as they flashed by a street-lamp, and
+the clubman felt the cold muzzle of a revolver against his cheek.
+
+"Speak, and I'll blow yer head off!"
+
+The cab swayed and swerved in all directions, and the driver retained
+his seat with difficulty. McAllister, clinging to the sides of the
+rocking vehicle, expected every moment to be either shot or thrown out
+and killed.
+
+"Don't move!" hissed his companion.
+
+McAllister tried with difficulty not to move.
+
+Suddenly there came a shrill whistle, followed by the clatter of hoofs.
+A figure on horseback dashed by. The driver, endeavoring to rein in his
+now maddened beast, lost his balance and pitched overboard. There was a
+confusion of shouts, a blue flash, a loud report. The horse sprang into
+the air and fell, kicking, upon the pavement; the cab crashed upon its
+side; amid a shower of glass the door parted company with its hinges,
+and the stranger, placing his heel on McAllister's stomach, leaped
+quickly into the darkness. A moment later, having recovered a part of
+his scattered senses, our hero, thrusting himself through the shattered
+framework of the cab, staggered to his feet. He remembered dimly
+afterward having expected to create a mild sensation among the
+spectators by announcing, in response to their polite inquiries as to
+his safety, that he was "quite uninjured." Instead, however, the glare
+of a policeman's lantern was turned upon his dishevelled countenance,
+and a hoarse voice shouted:
+
+"Throw up your hands!"
+
+[Illustration: "Throw up your hands!"]
+
+He threw them up. Like the Phoenix rising from its ashes, McAllister
+emerged from the debris which surrounded him. On either side of the cab
+he beheld a policeman with a levelled revolver. A mounted officer stood
+sentinel beside the smoking body of the horse.
+
+"No tricks, now!" continued the voice. "Pull your feet out of that mess,
+and keep your hands up! Slip on the nippers, Tom. Better go through him
+here. They always manage to lose somethin' goin' over."
+
+McAllister wondered where "Over" was. Before he could protest, he was
+unceremoniously seated upon the body of the dead horse and the officers
+were going rapidly through his clothes.
+
+"Thought so!" muttered Tom, as he drew out of McAllister's coat-pocket a
+revolver and a jimmy. "Just as well to unballast 'em at the start." A
+black calico mask and a small bottle filled with a colorless liquid
+followed.
+
+Tom drew a quick breath.
+
+"So you're one of those, are ye?" he added with an oath.
+
+The victim of this astounding adventure had not yet spoken. Now he
+stammered:
+
+"Look here! Who do you think I am? This is all a mistake."
+
+Tom did not deign to reply.
+
+The officer on horseback had dismounted and was poking among the pieces
+of cab.
+
+"What's this here?" he inquired, as he dragged a large bundle covered
+with black cloth into the circle of light, and, untying a bit of cord,
+poured its contents upon the pavement. A glittering silver service
+rolled out upon the asphalt and reflected the glow of the lanterns.
+
+"Gee! look at all the swag!" cried Tom. "I wonder where he melts it up."
+
+Faintly at first, then nearer and nearer, came the harsh clanging of the
+"hurry up" wagon.
+
+"Get up!" directed Tom, punctuating his order with mild kicks. Then, as
+the driver reined up the panting horses alongside, the officer grabbed
+his prisoner by the coat-collar and yanked him to his feet.
+
+"Jump in," he said roughly.
+
+"My God!" exclaimed our friend half-aloud, "where are they going to take
+me?"
+
+"To the Tombs--for Christmas!" answered Tom.
+
+
+III
+
+McAllister, hatless, stumbled into the wagon and was thrust forcibly
+into a corner. Above the steady drum of the rain upon the waterproof
+cover he could hear the officers outside packing up the silverware and
+discussing their capture.
+
+The hot japanned tin of the wagon-lamps smelled abominably. The heavy
+breathing of the horses, together with the sickening odor of rubber and
+damp straw, told him that this was no dream, but a frightful reality.
+
+"He's a bad un!" came Tom's voice in tones of caution. "You can see his
+lay is the gentleman racket. Wait till he gets to the precinct and hear
+the steer he'll give the sergeant. He's a wise un, and don't you forget
+it!"
+
+As the wagon started, the officers swung on to the steps behind.
+McAllister, crouching in the straw by the driver's seat, tried to
+understand what had happened. Apart from a few bruises and a cut on his
+forehead he had escaped injury, and, while considerably shaken up, was
+physically little the worse for his adventure. His head, however, ached
+badly. What he suffered from most was a new and strange sensation of
+helplessness. It was as if he had stepped into another world, in which
+he--McAllister, of the Colophon Club--did not belong and the language of
+which he did not speak. The ignominy of his position crushed him. Never
+again, should this disgrace become known, could he bring himself to
+enter the portals of the club. To be the hero of an exciting adventure
+with a burglar in a runaway cab was one matter, but to be arrested,
+haled to prison and locked up, was quite another. Once before the proper
+authorities, it would be simple enough to explain who and what he was,
+but the question that troubled him was how to avoid publicity. He
+remembered the bills in his pocket. Fortunately they were still there.
+In spite of the handcuffs, he wormed them out and surreptitiously held
+up the roll. The guard started visibly, and, turning away his head,
+allowed McAllister to thrust the wad into his hand.
+
+"Can't I square this, somehow?" whispered our hero, hesitatingly.
+
+The guard broke into a loud guffaw. "Get on to him!" he laughed. "He's
+at it already, Tom. Look at the dough he took out of his pants! You're
+right about his lay." He turned fiercely upon McAllister, who, dazed by
+this sudden turn of affairs, once more retreated into his corner.
+
+The three officers counted the money ostentatiously by the light of a
+lantern.
+
+"Eighty plunks! Thought we was cheap, didn't he?" remarked the guard
+scornfully. "No; eighty plunks won't square this job for you! It'll take
+nearer eight years. No more monkey business, now! You've struck the
+wrong combine!"
+
+McAllister saw that he had been guilty of a terrible _faux pas_. Any
+explanation to these officers was clearly impossible. With an official
+it would be different. He had once met a police commissioner at dinner,
+and remembered that he had seemed really almost like a gentleman.
+
+The wagon drew up at a police station, and presently McAllister found
+himself in a small room, at one end of which iron bars ran from floor to
+ceiling. A kerosene lamp cast a dim light over a weather-beaten desk,
+behind which, half-asleep, reclined an officer on night duty. A single
+other chair and four large octagonal stone receptacles were the only
+remaining furniture.
+
+The man behind the desk opened his eyes, yawned, and stared stupidly at
+the officers. A clock directly overhead struck "one" with harsh, vibrant
+clang.
+
+"Wot yer got?" inquired the sergeant.
+
+"A second-story man," answered the guard.
+
+"He took to a cab," explained Tom, "and him and his partner give us a
+fierce chase down the avenoo. O'Halloran shot the horse, and the cab was
+all knocked to hell. The other fellow clawed out before we could nab
+him. But we got this one all right."
+
+"Hi, there, McCarthy!" shouted the sergeant to someone in the dim vast
+beyond. "Come and open up." He examined McAllister with a degree of
+interest. "Quite a swell guy!" he commented. "Them dress clothes must
+have been real pretty onc't."
+
+McAllister stood with soaked and rumpled hair, hatless and collarless,
+his coat torn and splashed, and his shirt-bosom bloody and covered with
+mud. He wanted to cry, for the first time in thirty-five years.
+
+"Wot's yer name?" asked the sergeant.
+
+The prisoner remained stiffly mute. He would have suffered anything
+rather than disclose himself.
+
+"Where do yer live?"
+
+Still no answer. The sergeant gave vent to a grim laugh.
+
+"Mum, eh?" He scribbled something in the blotter upon the desk before
+him. Then he raised his eyes and scrutinized McAllister's face. Suddenly
+he jumped to his feet.
+
+[Illustration: "Do you know who you've caught?"]
+
+"Well, of all the luck!" he exclaimed. "Do you know who you've caught?
+It's Fatty Welch!"
+
+
+IV
+
+How he had managed to live through the night that followed McAllister
+could never afterward understand. Locked in a cell, alone, to be sure,
+but with no light, he took off his dripping coat and threw himself on
+the wooden seat that served for a bed. It was about six inches too
+short. He lay there for a few moments, then got wearily to his feet and
+began to pace up and down the narrow cell. His legs and abdomen, which
+had been the recipients of so much attention, pained him severely. The
+occupant of the next apartment, awakened by our friend's arrival, began
+to show irritation. He ordered McAllister in no gentle language to
+abstain from exercise and go to sleep. A woman farther down the corridor
+commenced to moan drearily to herself. Evidently sleep had made her
+forget her sorrow, but now in the middle of the night it came back to
+her with redoubled force. Her groans racked McAllister's heart. A stir
+ran all along the cells--sounds of people tossing restlessly, curses,
+all the nameless noises of the jail. McAllister, fearful of bringing
+some new calamity upon his head, sat down. He had been shivering when he
+came in; now he reeked with perspiration. The air was fetid. The only
+ventilation came through the gratings of the door, and a huge stove just
+beyond his cell rendered the temperature almost unbearable. He began to
+throw off his garments one by one. Again he drew his knees to his chest
+and tried to sleep, but sleep was impossible. Never had McAllister in
+all his life known such wretchedness of body, such abject physical
+suffering. But his agony of mind was even more unbearable. Vague
+apprehensions of infectious disease floating in the nauseous air, or of
+possible pneumonia, unnerved and tortured him. Stretched on the floor he
+fell at length into a coma of exhaustion, in which he fancied that he
+was lying in a warm bath in the porcelain tub at home. In the room
+beyond he could see Frazier, his valet, laying out his pajamas and
+dressing-gown. There was a delicious odor of that violet perfume he
+always used. In a minute he would jump into bed. Then the valet suddenly
+came into the bath-room and began to pound his master on the back of the
+neck. For some reason he did not resent this. It seemed quite natural
+and proper. He merely put up his hand to ward off the blows, and found
+the keeper standing over him.
+
+"Here's some breakfast," remarked that official. "Tom sent out and got
+it for ye. The city don't supply no _aller carty_." McAllister vaguely
+rubbed his eyes. The keeper shut and locked the door, leaving behind him
+on the seat a tin mug of scalding hot coffee and a half loaf of sour
+bread.
+
+McAllister arose and felt his clothes. They were entirely dry, but had
+shrunk perceptibly. He was surprised to find that, save for the
+dizziness in his head, he felt not unlike himself. Moreover, he was most
+abominably hungry. He knelt down and smelt of the contents of the tin
+cup. It did not smell like coffee at all. It tasted like a combination
+of hot water, tea, and molasses. He waited until it had cooled, and
+drank it. The bread was not so bad. McAllister ate it all.
+
+There was a good deal of noise in the cells now, and outside he could
+hear many feet coming and going. Occasionally a draught of cold air
+would flow in, and an officer would tramp down the corridor and remove
+one of the occupants of the row. His watch showed that it was already
+eight o'clock. He fumbled in his waistcoat-pocket and found a very
+warped and wrinkled cigar. His match-box supplied the necessary light,
+and "Chubby" McAllister began to smoke his after-breakfast Havana with
+appreciation.
+
+"No smoking in the cells!" came the rough voice of the keeper. "Give us
+that cigar, Welch!"
+
+McAllister started to his feet.
+
+"Hand it over, now! Quick!"
+
+The clubman passed his cherished comforter through the bars, and the
+keeper, thrusting it, still lighted, into his own mouth, grinned at him,
+winked, and walked away.
+
+[Illustration: "Merry Christmas, Fatty!"]
+
+"Merry Christmas, Fatty!" he remarked genially over his shoulder.
+
+
+V
+
+Half an hour later Tom and his "side partner" came to the cell-door.
+They were flushed with victory. Already the morning papers contained
+accounts of the pursuit and startling arrest of "Fatty Welch," the
+well-known crook, who was wanted in Pennsylvania and elsewhere on
+various charges. Altogether the officers were in a very genial frame of
+mind.
+
+"Come along, Fatty," said Tom, helping the clubman into his bedraggled
+overcoat. "We're almost late for roll-call, as it is."
+
+They left the cells and entered the station-house proper, where several
+officers with their prisoners were waiting.
+
+"We'll take you down to Headquarters and make sure we've got you
+_right_," he continued. "I guess Sheridan'll know you fast enough when
+he sees you. Come on, boys!" He opened the door and led the way across
+the sidewalk to the patrol wagon, which stood backed against the curb.
+
+It was a glorious winter's day. The sharp, frosty air stimulated the
+clubman's jaded senses and gave him new hope; he felt sure that at
+headquarters he would find some person to whom he could safely confide
+the secret of his identity. In about ten minutes the wagon stopped in a
+narrow street, before an inhospitable-looking building.
+
+"Here's the old place," remarked one of the load cheerfully. "Looks just
+the same as ever. Mott Street's not a mite different. And to think I
+ain't been here in fifteen years!"
+
+All clambered out, and each officer, selecting his prisoners, convoyed
+them down a flight of steps, through a door, several feet below the
+level of the sidewalk, and into a small, stuffy chamber full of men
+smoking and lounging. Most of these seemed to take a friendly interest
+in the clubman, a few accosting him by his now familiar alias.
+
+Tom hurried McAllister along a dark corridor, out into a cold
+court-yard, across the cobblestones into another door, through a hall
+lighted only by a dim gas-jet, and then up a flight of winding stairs.
+McAllister's head whirled. Then quickly they were at the top, and in a
+huge, high-ceiled room crowded with men in civilian dress. On one side,
+upon a platform, stood a nondescript row of prisoners, at whom the
+throng upon the floor gazed in silence. Above the heads of this file of
+motley individuals could be read the gold lettering upon the cabinet
+behind them--Rogues' Gallery. On the other side of the room, likewise
+upon a platform and behind a long desk, stood two officers in uniform,
+one of them an inspector, engaged in studying with the keenest attention
+the human exhibition opposite.
+
+"Get up there, Fatty!"
+
+Before he realized what had happened, McAllister was pushed upon the
+platform at the end of the line. His appearance created a little wave
+of excitement, which increased when his comrades of the wagon joined
+him. It was a peculiar scene. Twenty men standing up for inspection,
+some gazing unconcernedly before them, some glaring defiantly at their
+observers, and others grinning recognition at familiar faces. McAllister
+grew cold with fright. Several of the detectives pointed at him and
+nodded. Out of the silence the Inspector's voice came with the shock of
+thunder:
+
+"Hey, there, you, Sanders, hold up your hand!"
+
+A short man near the head of the line lifted his arm.
+
+"Take off your hat."
+
+The prisoner removed his head-gear with his other hand. The Inspector
+raised his voice and addressed the crowd of detectives, who turned with
+one accord to examine the subject of his discourse.
+
+"That's Biff Sanders, con man and all-round thief. Served two terms up
+the river for grand larceny--last time an eight-year bit; that was nine
+years ago. Take a good look at him. I want you to remember his face. Put
+your hat on."
+
+Sanders resumed his original position, his face expressing the most
+complete indifference.
+
+A slight, good-looking young man now joined the Inspector and directed
+his attention to the prisoner next the clubman, the same being he who
+had remarked upon the familiar appearance of Mott Street.
+
+"Hold up your hand!" ordered the Inspector. "You're Muggins, aren't you?
+Haven't been here in fifteen years, have you?"
+
+The man smiled.
+
+"You're right, Inspector," he said. "The last time was in '89."
+
+"That's Muggins, burglar and sneak; served four terms here, and then got
+settled for life in Louisville for murder. Pardoned after he'd served
+four years. Look at him."
+
+Thus the curious proceeding continued, each man in the line being
+inspected, recognized, and his record and character described by the
+Inspector to the assembled bureau of detectives. No other voice was
+heard save the harsh tones of some prisoner in reply.
+
+Then the Inspector looked at McAllister.
+
+"Welch, hold up your hand."
+
+McAllister shuddered. If he refused, he knew not what might happen to
+him. He had heard of the horrors of the "Third Degree," and associated
+it with starvation, the rack, and all kinds of brutality. They might set
+upon him in a body. He might be mobbed, beaten, strangled. And yet, if
+he obeyed, would it not be a public admission that he was the mysterious
+and elusive Welch? Would it not bind the chains more firmly about him
+and render explanation all the more difficult?
+
+"Do you hear? Hold up your hand, and be quick about it!"
+
+His hand went up of its own accord.
+
+The Inspector cleared his throat and rapped upon the railing.
+
+"Take a good look at this man. He's Fatty Welch, one of the cleverest
+thieves in the country. Does a little of everything. Began as a valet to
+a clubman in this city. He got settled for stealing a valuable pin about
+three years ago, and served a short term up the river. Since then he's
+been all over. His game is to secure employment in fashionable houses as
+butler or servant and then get away with the jewelry. He's wanted for a
+big job down in Pennsylvania. Take a good look at him. When he gets out
+we don't want him around these parts. I'd like you precinct-men to
+remember him."
+
+The detectives crowded near to get a close view of the interesting
+criminal. One or two of them made notes in memorandum books. The slender
+man had a hasty conference with the Inspector.
+
+"The officer who has Welch, take him up to the gallery and then bring
+him down to the record room," directed the Inspector.
+
+"Get down, Fatty!" commanded Tom. McAllister, stupefied with horror,
+embarrassment, and apprehension of the possibilities in store for him,
+stepped down and followed like a somnambulist. As they made their way to
+the elevator he could hear the strident voice of the Inspector beginning
+again:
+
+"This is Pat Hogan, otherwise known as 'Paddy the Sneak,' and his side
+partner, Jim Hawkins, who goes under the name of James Hawkinson. His
+pals call him 'Supple Jim.' Two of the cleverest sneaks in the country.
+They branch out into strong arm work occasionally."
+
+The elevator began to ascend.
+
+"You seem kinder down," commented Tom. "I suppose you expect to get
+settled for quite a bit down to Philadelphia, eh? Well, don't talk
+unless you feel like it. Here we are!"
+
+They got out upon an upper floor and crossed the hall. On their left a
+matron was arranging rows of tiny chairs in a small school-room or
+nursery. At any other time the Lost Children's Room might have aroused a
+flicker of interest in McAllister, but he felt none whatever in it now.
+Tom opened a door and pushed the clubman gently into a small, low-ceiled
+chamber. Charts and diagrams of the human cranium hung on one wall,
+while a score of painted eyes, each of a different color, and each
+bearing a technical appellation and a number, stared from the other.
+Upon a small square platform, about eight inches in height, stood a
+half-clad Italian congealed with terror and expecting momentarily to
+receive a shock of electricity. The slender young man was rapidly
+measuring his hands and feet and calling out the various dimensions to
+an assistant, who recorded them upon a card. This accomplished, he
+ordered his victim down from the block, seated him unceremoniously in a
+chair, and with a pair of shining instruments gauged the depth of his
+skull from front to rear, its width between the cheekbones, and the
+length of the ears, describing all the while the other features in brief
+terms to his associate.
+
+"Now off with you!" he ejaculated. "Here, lug this Greaser in and mug
+him."
+
+The officer in the case haled the Italian, shrieking, into another room.
+
+"Ah, Fatty!" remarked the slender man. "I trust you won't object to
+these little formalities? Take off that left shoe, if you please."
+
+McAllister's soul had shrivelled within him. His powers of thought had
+been annihilated. Mechanically he removed the shoe in question and
+placed his foot upon the block. The young man quickly measured it.
+
+"Now get up there and rest your hand on the board."
+
+McAllister observed that the table bore the painted outline of a human
+hand. He did as he was told unquestioningly. The other measured his
+forefinger and the length of his forearm.
+
+"All right. Now sit down and let me tickle your head for a moment."
+
+The operator took the silver calipers which had just been used upon the
+Italian and ran them thoughtfully forward and back above the clubman's
+organs of hearing.
+
+"By George, you've got a big head!" remarked the measurer. "Prominent,
+Roman nose. No. 4 eyes. Thank you. Just step into the next room, will
+you, and be mugged?"
+
+McAllister drew on his shoe and followed Tom into the adjoining chamber
+of horrors.
+
+"No tricks, now!" commented the officer in charge of the instrument.
+
+Snap! went the camera.
+
+"Turn sideways."
+
+Snap!
+
+"That's all."
+
+The clubman staggered to his feet. He entirely failed to appreciate the
+extent of the indignity which had been practised upon him. It was hours
+before he realized that he had actually been measured and photographed
+as a criminal, and that, to his dying hour and beyond, these insignia of
+his shame would remain locked in the custody of the police.
+
+"Where now?" he asked.
+
+"Time to go over to court," answered Tom. "The wagon'll be waitin' for
+us. But first we'll drop in on Sheridan--record-room man, you know."
+
+"Isn't there some way I can see the Commissioner?" inquired McAllister.
+
+Tom burst into a roar of laughter.
+
+"You _have_ got a gall!" he commented, thumping his prisoner
+good-naturedly in the middle of the back. "The Commissioner! Ho-ho!
+That's a good one! I guess we'll have to make it the Warden. Come on,
+now, and quit yer joshin'."
+
+Once more they entered the main room, where the detectives were
+congregated. The Inspector was still at it. There had been a big haul
+the night before. He intended running all the crooks out of town by New
+Year's Day. Tom shoved McAllister through the crush, across an adjoining
+room and finally into a tiny office. A young man with a genial
+countenance was sitting at a desk by the single window. He looked up as
+they crossed the threshold.
+
+"Hello, Welch! How goes it? Let's see, how long is it since you were
+here?"
+
+Somehow this quiet, gentlemanly fellow with his confident method of
+address, telling you just who you were, irritated McAllister to the
+explosive point.
+
+"I'm not Welch!" he cried indignantly.
+
+"Ha-ha!" laughed Mr. Sheridan. "Pray who are you?"
+
+"You'll find out soon enough!" answered McAllister sullenly.
+
+"Look here," remarked the other, "don't imagine you can bluff us. If you
+think you are not Welch, perhaps I can persuade you to change your
+mind."
+
+He turned to an officer who stood in the doorway of a large vault.
+
+"Bring 2,208, if you please."
+
+The officer pulled out a drawer, removed a long linen envelope, and
+spread out its contents upon the desk. These were fifteen or twenty
+newspaper clippings, at least one of which was embellished with an
+evil-looking wood-cut.
+
+"Let's see," continued Mr. Sheridan. "You began with a year up the
+river. Took a pearl pin from a man named McAllister. Then you turned
+several tricks in Chicago, St. Louis, Buffalo and Philadelphia, and got
+away with it every time. Have we got you right?"
+
+McAllister ground his teeth.
+
+"You have not!" said he.
+
+"Look at yourself," continued the other. "There's your face. You can't
+deny it. I wonder the Inspector didn't have you measured and
+photographed the first time you were settled. Still, the picture's
+enough."
+
+He handed the clubman a newspaper clipping containing a visage which
+undeniably resembled the features which the latter saw daily in his
+mirror. McAllister wearily shook his head.
+
+"Well," said the expert, "of course you don't have to tell us anything
+unless you want to. We've got you right--that's enough."
+
+He pushed the clippings back into the envelope, handed it to the
+officer, and turned away.
+
+"Come on!" ordered Tom.
+
+Once more McAllister and his mentor availed themselves of the only free
+transportation offered by the city government, that of the patrol wagon,
+and were soon deposited at the side entrance of the Jefferson Market
+police court. A group of curious idlers watched their descent and
+disappearance into what must have at all times seemed to them a concrete
+and ever-present temporal Avernus. The why and wherefore of these
+erratic trips were, of course, unknown to McAllister. Presumably he must
+be some _rara avis_ of crime whose feet had been caught inadvertently in
+the limed twig set by the official fowler for more homely poultry.
+Fatty Welch, whoever he might be, apparently enjoyed the respect
+incident to success in any line of human endeavor. It seemed likewise
+that his presence was much desired in the sister city of Philadelphia,
+in which direction the clubman had a vague fear of being unwillingly
+transported. He did not, of course, realize that he was held primarily
+as a violator of the law of his own State, and hence must answer to the
+charge in the magistrate's court nearest the locus of his supposed
+offence.
+
+Inside the station house Tom held a few moments' converse with one of
+its grizzled guardians, and then led our hero along a passage and opened
+a door. But here McAllister shrank back. It was his first sight of that
+great cosmopolitan institution, the police court. Before him lay the
+scene of which he had so often read in the newspapers. The big room with
+its Gothic windows was filled to overflowing with every variety of the
+human species, who not only taxed the seating capacity of the benches to
+the utmost, but near the doors were packed into a solid, impenetrable
+mass. Upon a platform behind a desk a square-jawed man with
+chin-whiskers disposed rapidly of the file of defendants brought before
+him.
+
+A long line of officers, each with one or more prisoners, stood upon the
+judge's left, and as fast as the business of one was concluded the next
+pushed forward. McAllister perceived that at best only a few moments
+could elapse before he was brought to face the charge against him, and
+that he must make up his mind quickly what course of action to pursue.
+As he stepped down from the doorway there was a perceptible flutter
+among the spectators. Several hungry-looking men with note-books opened
+them and poised their pencils expectantly.
+
+Tom, having handed over McAllister to the temporary care of a brother
+officer, lost no time in locating his complainant, that is to say, the
+gentleman whose house our hero was charged with having burglariously
+entered. The two then sought out the clerk, who seemed to be holding a
+sort of little preliminary court of his own, and who, under the
+officer's instruction, drew up some formal document to which the
+complainant signed his name. McAllister was now brought before this
+official and briefly informed that anything he might say would be used
+against him at his trial. He was then interrogated, as before, in regard
+to his name, age, residence, and occupation, but with the same result.
+Indeed, no answers seemed to be expected under the circumstances, and
+the clerk, having written something upon the paper, waved them aside.
+Nothing, however, of these proceedings had been lost to the reporters,
+who escorted Tom and McAllister to the end of the line of officers,
+worrying the former for information as to his prisoner's origin and past
+performances. But Tom motioned them off with the papers which he held in
+his hand, bidding them await the final action of the magistrate. Nobody
+seemed particularly unfriendly; in fact, an air of general
+good-fellowship pervaded the entire routine going on around them. What
+impressed the clubman most was the persistence and omnipresence of the
+reporters.
+
+"I must get time!" thought McAllister. "I must get time!"
+
+One after another the victims of the varied delights of too much
+Christmas jubilation were disposed of. Fatty Welch was the only real
+"gun" that had been taken. He had the arena practically to himself. Now
+only one case intervened. He braced himself and tried to steady his
+nerves.
+
+"Next! What's this?"
+
+McAllister was thrust down below the bridge facing the bench, and Tom
+began hastily to describe the circumstances of the arrest.
+
+"Fatty Welch?" interrupted the magistrate. "Oh, yes! I read about it in
+the morning papers. Chased off in a cab, didn't he? You shot the horse,
+and his partner got away? Wanted in Pennsylvania and Illinois, you say?
+That's enough." Then looking down at McAllister, who stood before him
+in bespattered dress suit and fragmentary linen, he inquired:
+
+"Have you counsel?"
+
+McAllister made no answer. If he proclaimed who he was and demanded an
+immediate hearing, the harpies of the press would fill the papers with
+full accounts of his episode. His incognito must be preserved at any
+cost. Whatever action he might decide to take, this was not the time and
+place; a better opportunity would undoubtedly present itself later in
+the day.
+
+"You are charged with the crime of burglary," continued the Judge, "and
+it is further alleged that you are a fugitive from justice in two other
+States. What have you to say for yourself?"
+
+McAllister sought the Judge's eye in vain.
+
+"I have nothing to say," he replied faintly. There was a renewed
+scratching of pens.
+
+The Judge conferred with the clerk for a moment.
+
+"Any question of the prisoner's identity?" he asked.
+
+"Oh, no," replied Tom conclusively. "The fact is, yer onner, we took him
+by accident, as you may say. We laid a plant for a feller doin'
+second-story work on the avenoo, and when we nabbed him, who should it
+be but Welch! Ye see, they wired on his description from Philadelphia a
+couple of weeks ago, but we couldn't find hide or hair of him in the
+city, and had about give up lookin'. Then, quite unexpected, we scoops
+him in. Here's his indentity," handing the Judge a soiled telegraph
+blank. "It's him, all right," he added with a grin.
+
+The magistrate glanced at the form and at McAllister.
+
+"Seems to fit," he commented. "Have you looked for the scar?"
+
+Tom laughed.
+
+"Sure! I seen it when he was gettin' his measurements took, down to
+headquarters."
+
+"Turn around, Welch, and let's see your back," directed the magistrate.
+
+The clubman turned around and displayed his collarless neck.
+
+"There it is!" exclaimed Tom.
+
+McAllister mechanically put his hand to his neck and turned faint. He
+had had in his childhood an almost forgotten fall, and the scar was
+still there. He experienced a genuine thrill of horror.
+
+"Well," continued the magistrate, "the prisoner is entitled to counsel,
+and, besides, I am sure that the complainant, Mr. Brown, has no desire
+to be delayed here on Christmas Day. I will set the hearing for ten
+o'clock to-morrow morning, at the Tombs police court. I shall be
+sitting there for Judge Mason the rest of the week, beginning to-morrow,
+and will take the case along with me. You might suggest to the Warden
+that it would be more convenient to send the prisoner down to the Tombs,
+so that there need be no delay."
+
+The complainant bowed, and the officer at the bridge slapped McAllister
+not unkindly upon the back.
+
+"You'll need a pretty good lawyer," he remarked with a wink.
+
+"Next!" ordered the Judge.
+
+In the patrol wagon McAllister had ample time for reflection. A motley
+collection of tramps, "disorderlies," and petty law-breakers filled the
+seats and crowded the aisle. They all talked and joked, swinging from
+side to side and clutching at one another for support with harsh
+outbursts of profanity, as they rattled down the deserted streets toward
+New York's Bastile. Staggering for a foot-hold, between four women of
+the town, McAllister was forced to breathe the fumes of alcohol, the
+odor of musk, and the aroma of foul linen. He no longer felt innocent.
+The sense of guilt was upon him. He seemed part and parcel of this load
+of miserable humanity.
+
+The wagon clattered over the cobblestones of Elm Street, and whirling
+round, backed up to the door of the Tombs. The low, massive Egyptian
+structure, surrounded by a high stone wall, seemed like a gigantic
+mortuary vault waiting to receive the "civilly dead." Warden and keepers
+were ready for the prisoners, who were now unceremoniously bundled out
+and hustled inside. McAllister stood with the others in a small anteroom
+leading directly into the lowest tier. He could hear the ceaseless
+shuffling of feet and the subdued murmur of voices, rising and falling,
+but continuous, like the twittering of a multitude of birds, while
+through the bars came the fetid prison smell, with a new and
+disagreeable element--the odor of prison food.
+
+"Keepin' your mouth shut?" remarked the deputy to McAllister, as he
+entered the words "Prisoner refuses to answer," and blotted them.
+
+"We're rather crowded just now," he added apologetically. "I guess I'll
+send you to Murderer's Row. Holloa, there!" he called to someone above,
+"one for the first tier!"
+
+A keeper seized the clubman by the arm, opened a door in the steel
+grating, and pushed him through. "Go 'long up!" he ordered.
+
+McAllister started wearily up the stairs. At the top of the flight he
+came to another door, behind which stood another keeper. In the
+background marched in ceaseless procession an irregular file of men. In
+the gloom they looked like ghosts. Aimlessly they walked on, one behind
+the other, most of them with eyes downcast, wordless, taking that
+exercise of the body which the law prescribed.
+
+McAllister entered The Den of Beasts.
+
+"All right, Jimmy!" yelled the keeper to the deputy warden below. Then,
+turning to McAllister. "I'm goin' to put you in with Davidson. He's
+quiet, and won't bother you if you let him alone. Better give him
+whichever berth he feels like. Them double-decker cots is just as good
+on top as they is below."
+
+McAllister followed the keeper down the narrow gangway that ran around
+the prison. In the stone corridor below a great iron stove glowed
+red-hot, and its fumes rose and mingled with the tainted air that
+floated out from every cell. Above him rose tier on tier, illuminated
+only by the gray light which filtered through a grimy window at one end
+of the prison. The arrangement of cells, the "bridges" that joined the
+tiers, and the murky atmosphere, heightened the resemblance to the
+"'tween decks" of an enormous slaver, bearing them all away to some
+distant port of servitude.
+
+"Get up there, Jake! Here's a bunkie for you."
+
+McAllister bent his head and entered. He was standing beside a
+two-story cot bed, in a compartment about six by eight feet square. A
+faint light came from a narrow, horizontal slit in the rear wall. A
+faucet with tin basin completed the contents of the room. On the top
+bunk lay a man's soiled coat and waistcoat, the feet of the owner being
+discernible below.
+
+The keeper locked the door and departed, while the occupant of the
+berth, rolling lazily over, peered up at the new-comer; then he sprang
+from the cot.
+
+"Mr. McAllister!" he whispered hoarsely.
+
+It was Wilkins--the old Wilkins, in spite of a new light-brown beard.
+
+For a few moments neither spoke.
+
+"Sorry to see you 'ere, sir," said Wilkins at length, in his old
+respectful tones. "Won't you sit down, sir?"
+
+McAllister seated himself upon the bed automatically.
+
+"You here, Wilkins?" he managed to say.
+
+Wilkins laughed rather bitterly.
+
+"I've been in stir a good part of the time since I left you, sir; an'
+two weeks ago I pleaded guilty to larceny and was sentenced to one year
+more. But I'm glad to see you lookin' so well, if you'll pardon me,
+sir."
+
+"I'm sorry for you, Wilkins," the master managed to reply. "I hope my
+severity in that matter of the pin did not bring you to this!"
+
+Wilkins hesitated for a moment.
+
+"It ain't your fault, sir. I was born crooked, I fancy, sir. It's all
+right. You've got troubles of your own. Only--you'll excuse me, sir--I
+never suspected anything when I was in your service."
+
+McAllister did not grasp the meaning of this remark; he only felt relief
+that Wilkins apparently bore him no ill-will. Very few of his friends
+would have followed up a theft of that sort. They expected their men to
+steal their pins.
+
+"Mebbe I might 'elp you. Wot's the charge, sir?"
+
+With his former valet as a sympathetic listener, McAllister poured out
+his whole story, omitting nothing, and, as he finished, leaned forward,
+searching eagerly the other's face.
+
+"Now, what shall I do? What shall I do, Wilkins?"
+
+The latter coughed deprecatingly.
+
+"You'll pardon me, but that'll never go, sir! You'll have to get
+somethin' better than that, sir. The jury will never believe it."
+
+McAllister sprang to his feet, in so doing knocking his head against the
+iron support of the upper cot.
+
+"How dare you, Wilkins! What do you mean?"
+
+"There, there, sir!" exclaimed the other. "Don't take on so. Of course I
+didn't mean you wouldn't tell the truth, sir. But don't you see, sir,
+hit isn't I as am goin' to listen to it? Shall I fetch you some water to
+wash your face, sir?" He turned on the faucet.
+
+The clubman, yielding to the force of ancient habit, allowed Wilkins to
+let it run for him, and having washed his face and combed his hair, felt
+somewhat refreshed.
+
+"That feels good," he remarked, rubbing his hands together.
+
+It was obvious that so long as he remained in prison he would be either
+"Fatty Welch" or someone else equally depraved; and since he could not
+make anyone understand, it seemed his best plan to accept for the time,
+with equanimity, the personality that fate had thrust upon him.
+
+"Well, Wilkins, we're in a tight place. But we'll do what we can to
+assist each other. If I get out first I'll help you, and _vice versa_.
+Now, what's the first thing to be done? You see, I've never been here
+before."
+
+"That's the talk, sir," answered Wilkins. "Now, first, who's your
+lawyer?"
+
+"Haven't any, yet."
+
+"All depends on the lawyer," returned the valet judicially. "Now,
+there's Carter, and Herlihy, and Kemp, all sharp fellows, but they're
+always after you for money, and then they're so clever that the jury is
+apt to distrust 'em. The best thing, I find, is to get the most
+respectable old solicitor you can--kind of genteel, 'family' variety,
+with the goodness just stickin' hout all hover 'im. 'E creates a
+hatmosphere of hinnocence, and that's wot you need. One as 'as white
+'air and can talk about 'this boy 'ere' and can lay 'is 'and on yer
+shoulder and weep. That's the go, sir."
+
+"I understand," said McAllister.
+
+Under the guidance of his valet our hero secured writing materials and
+indicted a pitiful appeal to his family lawyer.
+
+A gong rang; the squad of prisoners who had been exercising went back to
+their cells, and the keeper came and unlocked the door.
+
+McAllister stepped out and fell into line. His tight clothes proved very
+uncomfortable as he strode round the tiers, and the absence of a
+collar--yes, that was really the most unpleasant feature. His neck was
+not much to boast of, therefore he always wore his shirts low and his
+collars high. Now, as he stumbled along, he was the object of
+considerable attention from his fellows.
+
+At the end of an hour another gong sounded. In a moment the tiers were
+empty; fifty doors clanged to.
+
+"Well, Wilkins?"
+
+"Being as this is Sunday, sir, we 'ave a few hours' service. Church of
+England first, then City Mission. We're not hallowed to talk, but if you
+don't mind the 'owlin' you can snatch a wink o' sleep. Christmas dinner
+at twelve. Old Burridge, the trusty, was a-tellin' me as 'ow it's
+hexcellent, sir!"
+
+McAllister looked at his watch in despair. It was only a quarter past
+ten. He had not been to church for fifteen years, but evidently he was
+in for it now. Following his former valet's example, he took off his
+shoes and stretched himself upon the cot.
+
+On and on in never-varying tones dragged the service. The preacher held
+the key to the situation. His congregation could not escape; he had a
+full house, and he was bent on making the most of it.
+
+The hands of McAllister's watch crept slowly round to five minutes
+before eleven.
+
+When at last the preacher stopped, carefully folded his manuscript, and
+pronounced the benediction, a prolonged sigh of relief eddied through
+the Tombs. Men were waking on all sides; cots creaked; there was a
+general and contagious yawn.
+
+Again the gong rang, and with it the smell of food floated up along the
+tiers. McAllister realized that he was hungry--not mildly, as he was at
+the club, but ravenous, as he had never been before. Presently the
+longed-for food came, borne by a "trusty" in new white uniform. Wilkins,
+who had been making a meagre toilet at the faucet, took in the dinner
+through the door--two tin plates piled high with turkey and chicken,
+flanked by heaps of potato and carrots, and one whole apple pie!
+
+"Ha!" thought McAllister, "I was not so far wrong about this part of
+it!" The chicken was perhaps not of the variety known as "spring"; but
+neither master nor man noticed it as they feasted, sitting side by side
+upon the cot.
+
+"Carrots!" philosophized McAllister, looking regretfully at his empty
+tin plate. "Now, I thought only horses ate carrots; and really, they're
+not bad at all. I should like some more. Er--Wilkins! Can we get some
+more carrots?"
+
+Wilkins shook his head mournfully.
+
+"Message for 34! Message for 34!"
+
+A letter was thrust through the bars.
+
+McAllister tore it open with feverish haste, and recognized the crabbed
+hand of old Mr. Potter.
+
+ 2 East Seventy-First Street.
+ F. Welch, Esq.
+
+ Sir: The remarkable letter just delivered to me,
+ signed by a name which you request me not to use in my
+ reply, has received careful consideration. I
+ telephoned to Mr. Mc----'s rooms, and was informed by
+ his valet that that gentleman had gone to the country
+ to visit friends over Christmas. I have therefore
+ directed the messenger to collect from yourself his
+ fee for delivering this answer. Yours, etc.,
+
+ EBENEZER POTTER.
+
+"That fool Frazier!" groaned McAllister. "How the devil could he have
+thought I had gone away?" Then he remembered that he had directed the
+valet to pack his bags and send them to the station, in anticipation of
+the Winthrops' invitation.
+
+He was at his wits' end.
+
+"How do you get bail, Wilkins?"
+
+"You 'ave to find someone as owns real estate in the city, sir, to go on
+your bond. 'Ow much is it?"
+
+"Five thousand dollars," replied McAllister.
+
+"'Oly Moses!" ejaculated the valet. He regarded his former master with
+renewed interest.
+
+But the dinner had wrought a change in that hitherto subdued individual.
+With a valet and running water he was beginning to feel his oats a
+little. He checked off mentally the names of his acquaintances. There
+was not one left in town.
+
+He repressed a yawn, and looked at his watch. One o'clock. Just then the
+gong rang again.
+
+"What in thunder is this, now?"
+
+"Afternoon service, sir. City Mission from one to two-thirty."
+
+"Ye gods!" ejaculated McAllister.
+
+A band of young girls came and stood with their hymn-books along the
+opposite tier, while a Presbyterian clergyman took the place on the
+bridge recently vacated by his Episcopal brother. Prayers alternated
+with hymns until the sermon, which lasted sixty-five minutes.
+
+McAllister, almost desperate, fretted and fumed until half past two,
+when the choir and missionary finally departed.
+
+"Only a 'arf 'our, sir, an' we can get some more hexercise," said
+Wilkins encouragingly.
+
+But McAllister did not want exercise. He swung to his feet, and peering
+disconsolately through the bars was suddenly confronted by an anaemic
+young woman holding an armful of flowers. Before he could efface himself
+she smiled sweetly at him.
+
+"My poor man," she began confidently, "how sorry I am for you this
+beautiful Christmas _Day_! Please take some of these; they will brighten
+up your cell wonderfully; and they are so fragrant." She pushed a dozen
+carnations and asters through the bars.
+
+McAllister, utterly dumfounded, took them.
+
+"What is your name?" continued the maiden.
+
+"Welch!" blurted out our bewildered friend.
+
+There was a stifled snort from the bunk behind.
+
+"Good-by, Welch. I know you are not _really_ bad. Won't you shake hands
+with me?"
+
+She thrust her hand through the bars, and McAllister gave it a
+perfunctory shake.
+
+"Good-by," she murmured, and passed on.
+
+"Lawd!" exploded Wilkins, rolling from side to side upon his cot. "O
+Lawd! O Lawd! O--" and he held his sides while McAllister stuck the
+carnations into the wash-basin.
+
+The gong again, and once more that endless tramp along the hot tiers.
+The prison grew darker. Gas-jets were lighted here and there, and the
+air became more and more oppressive. With five o'clock came supper; then
+the long, weary night.
+
+Next morning the valet seemed nervous and excited, eating little
+breakfast, and smiling from time to time vaguely to himself. Having
+fumbled in his pocket, he at last pulled out a dirty pawn-ticket, which
+he held toward his master.
+
+"'Ere, sir," he said with averted head. "It's for the pin. I'm sorry I
+took it."
+
+McAllister's eyes were a little blurred as he mechanically received the
+card-board.
+
+"Shake hands, Wilkins," was all he said.
+
+A keeper came walking along the tier rattling the doors and telling
+those who were wanted in court to get ready.
+
+"Good-by," said McAllister. "I'm sorry you felt obliged to plead guilty.
+I might have helped you if I'd only known. Why didn't you stand your
+trial?"
+
+"I 'ad my reasons," replied the valet. "I wanted to get my case disposed
+of as quick as possible. You see, I'd been livin' in Philadelphia, and
+'ad just come to New York when I was harrested. I didn't want 'em to
+find out who I was or where I come from, so I just gives the name of
+Davidson, and takes my dose."
+
+"Well," said McAllister, "you're taking your own dose; I'm taking
+somebody else's. That hardly seems a fair deal--now does it, Wilkins?
+But, of course, you don't know but that I _am_ Welch."
+
+"Oh, yes, I do, sir!" returned the valet. "You won't never be punished
+for what he done."
+
+"How do you know?" exclaimed McAllister, visions of a speedy release
+crowding into his mind. "And if you knew, why didn't you say so before?
+Why, you might have got me out. How do you know?" he repeated.
+
+Wilkins looked around cautiously. The keeper was at the other end of the
+tier. Then he came close to McAllister and whispered:
+
+"_Because I'm Fatty Welch myself!_"
+
+
+VI
+
+Downstairs, across the sunlit prison yard, past the spot where the
+hangings had taken place in the old days, up an enclosed staircase, a
+half turn, and the clubman was marched across the Bridge of Sighs. Most
+of the prisoners with him seemed in good spirits, but McAllister, who
+was oppressed with the foreboding of imminent peril, felt that he could
+no longer take any chances. His fatal resemblance to Fatty Welch, alias
+Wilkins, his former valet, the circumstances of his arrest, the scar on
+his neck, would seem to make conviction certain unless he followed one
+of two alternatives--either that of disclosing Welch's identity or his
+own. He dismissed the former instantly. Now that he knew something of
+the real sufferings of men, his own life seemed contemptible. What
+mattered the laughter of his friends, or sarcastic paragraphs in the
+society columns of the papers? What did the fellows at the club know of
+the game of life and death going on around them? of the misery and vice
+to which they contributed? of the hopelessness of those wretched souls
+who had been crushed down by fate into the gutters of life? Determined
+to declare himself, he entered the court-room and tramped with the
+others to the rail.
+
+There, to his amazement, sat old Mr. Potter beside the Judge. Tom and
+his partner stood at one side.
+
+"Welch, step up here."
+
+Mr. Potter nodded very slightly, and McAllister, taking the hint,
+stepped forward.
+
+"Is this your prisoner, officer?"
+
+"Shure, that's him, right enough," answered Tom.
+
+"Discharged," said the magistrate.
+
+Mr. Potter shook hands with his honor, who smiled good-humoredly and
+winked at McAllister.
+
+"Now, Welch, try and behave yourself. I'll let you off this time, but if
+it happens again I won't answer for the consequences. Go home."
+
+Mr. Potter whispered something to the baffled officers, who grinned
+sheepishly, and then, seizing McAllister's arm, led our astonished
+friend out of the court-room.
+
+As they whirled uptown in the closed automobile which had been waiting
+for them around the corner, Mr. Potter explained that after sending the
+letter he had felt far from satisfied, and had bethought him of calling
+up Mrs. Winthrop on the telephone. Her polite surprise at the lawyer's
+inquiries had fully convinced him of his error, and after evading her
+questions with his usual caution, he had taken immediate steps for his
+client's release--steps which, by reason of the lateness of the hour, he
+could not communicate to the unhappy McAllister.
+
+"What has become of the fugitive Welch," he ended, "remains a mystery.
+The police cannot imagine where he has hidden himself."
+
+"I wonder," said McAllister dreamily.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was just seven o'clock when McAllister, arrayed, as usual, in
+immaculate evening dress, sauntered into the club. Most of the men were
+back from their Christmas outing; half a dozen of them were engaged in
+ordering dinner.
+
+"Hello, Chubby!" shouted someone. "Come and have a drink. Had a pleasant
+Christmas? You were at the Winthrops', weren't you?"
+
+"No," answered McAllister; "had to stay right in New York. Couldn't get
+away. Yes, I'll take a dry Martini--er, waiter, make that two Martinis.
+I want you all to have dinner with me. How would terrapin and
+canvas-back do? Fill it out to suit yourselves, while I just take a
+look at the _Post_."
+
+He picked up a paper, glanced at the head-lines, threw it down with a
+sigh of relief, and lighted a cigarette. At the same moment two
+policemen in civilian dress were leaving McAllister's apartments, each
+having received at the hands of the impassive Frazier a bundle
+containing a silver-mounted revolver and a large bottle full of an
+unknown brown fluid.
+
+McAllister's dinner was a great success. The boys all said afterward
+that they had never seen Chubby in such good form. Only one incident
+marred the serenity of the occasion, and that was a mere trifle. Charlie
+Bush had been staying over Christmas with an ex-Chairman of the Prison
+Reform Association, and being in a communicative mood insisted on
+talking about it.
+
+"Only fancy," he remarked, as he took a gulp of champagne, "he says the
+prisons of the city are in an abominable condition--that they're a
+disgrace to a civilized community."
+
+Tomlinson paused in lifting his glass. He remembered his host's opinion,
+expressed two nights before and desired to show his appreciation of an
+excellent meal.
+
+"That's all rot!" he interrupted a little thickly. "'S all politics. The
+Tombs is a lot better than most second-class hotels on the Continent.
+Our prisons are all right, I tell you!" His eyes swept the circle
+militantly.
+
+"Look here, Tomlinson," remarked McAllister sternly, "don't be so sure.
+What do you know about it?"
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Extraordinary Adventure of the Baron de Ville
+
+
+I
+
+"I want you," said Barney Conville, tapping Mr. McAllister lightly upon
+the shoulder.
+
+The gentleman addressed turned sharply, letting fall his monocle. He
+certainly had never seen the man before in his life--was sure of it,
+even during that unfortunate experience the year before, which he had so
+far successfully concealed from his friends. No, it was simply a case of
+mistaken identity; and yet the fellow--confound him!--didn't look like a
+chap that often _was_ mistaken.
+
+"Come, come, Fatty; no use balkin'. Come along quiet," continued Barney,
+with his most persuasive smile. He was a smartly built fellow with a
+black mustache and an unswerving eye, about two-thirds the size of
+McAllister, whom he had addressed so familiarly.
+
+"Fatty!" McAllister, _bon vivant_, clubman, prince of good fellows,
+started at the word and stared tensely. What infernal luck! That same
+regrettable resemblance that had landed him in the Tombs over Christmas
+was again bobbing up to render him miserable. He wished, as he had
+wished a thousand times, that Wilkins had been sentenced to twenty years
+instead of one. He had evidently been discharged from prison and was at
+his old tricks again, with the result that once more his employer was
+playing the part of Dromio. McAllister had succeeded by judicious
+bribery and the greatest care in preserving inviolate the history of his
+incarceration. Had this not been the case one word now to the determined
+individual with the icy eye would have set the matter straight, but he
+could not bear to divulge the secret of those horrible thirty-six hours
+which he, under the name of his burglarious valet, had spent locked in a
+cell. Maybe he could show the detective he was mistaken without going
+into that lamentable history. But of course McAllister proceeded by
+exactly the wrong method.
+
+"Oh," he laughed nonchalantly, "there it is again! You've got me
+confused with Fatty Welch. We do look alike, to be sure." He put up his
+monocle and smiled reassuringly, as if his simple statement would
+entirely settle the matter.
+
+But Barney only winked sarcastically.
+
+"You show yourself quite familiar with the name of the gentleman I'm
+lookin' for."
+
+McAllister saw that he had made a mistake.
+
+"No more foolin', now," continued Barney. "Will you come as you are, or
+with the nippers?"
+
+The clubman bit his lip with annoyance.
+
+"Look here, hang you!" he exclaimed angrily, dropping his valise, "I'm
+Mr. McAllister of the Colophon Club. I'm on my way to dine with friends
+in the country. I've got to take this train. Listen! they're shouting
+'All aboard' now. I know who you're after. You've got us mixed. Your
+man's a professional crook. I can prove my identity to you inside of
+five minutes, only I haven't time here. Just jump on the train with me,
+and if you're not convinced by the time we reach 125th Street I'll get
+off and come back with you."
+
+"My, but you're gamer than ever, Fatty," retorted Barney with
+admiration. Thoughts of picking up hitherto unsuspected clews flitted
+through his mind. He had his man "pinched," why not play him awhile? It
+seemed not a half bad idea to the Central Office man.
+
+"Well, I'll humor you this once. Step aboard. No funny business, now.
+I've got my smoke wagon right here. Remember, you're under arrest."
+
+They swung aboard just as the train started. As McAllister sank into his
+seat in the parlor car with Barney beside him he recognized Joe
+Wainwright directly opposite. Here was an easy chance to prove his
+identity, and he was just about to lean over and pour forth his sorrows
+to his friend when he realized with fresh humiliation that should he
+seize this opportunity to explain the present situation, the whole
+wretched story of his Christmas in the Tombs would probably be divulged.
+He would be the laughing-stock of the club, and the fellows would never
+let him hear the last of it. He hesitated, but Wainwright took the
+initiative.
+
+"How d'y', Chubby?" said he, getting up and coming over. "On your way to
+Blair's?"
+
+"Yes. Almost missed the confounded train," replied McAllister,
+struggling for small talk.
+
+"Who's your friend?" continued the irrepressible Wainwright. "Kind o'
+think I know him. Foreigner, ain't he? Think he was at Newport last
+summer."
+
+"Er--ye--es. Baron de Ville. Picked him up at the club--friend of
+Pierrepont's. Takin' him out to Blair's--so hospitable, don'cher know."
+He stammered horribly, for he found himself sinking deeper and deeper.
+
+"Like to meet him," remarked Wainwright. "Like all these foreign
+fellers."
+
+McAllister groaned. He certainly was in for it now. The 125th Street
+idea would have to be abandoned.
+
+"Er--_Baron_"--he strangled over the name--"_Baron_, I want to present
+Mr. Joseph Wainwright. He thinks he's met you in Paris." Our friend
+accompanied this with a pronounced wink.
+
+"Glad to meet you, Baron," said Wainwright, grasping the detective's
+hand with effusion. "Newport, I think it was."
+
+The "Baron" bowed. This was a new complication, but it was all in the
+day's work. Of course, the whole thing was plain enough. Fatty Welch was
+"working" some swell guys who thought he was a real high-roller. Maybe
+he was going to pull off some kind of a job that very evening. Perhaps
+this big chap in the swagger flannels was one of the gang. Barney was
+thinking hard. Well, he'd take the tip and play the hand out.
+
+"It ees a peutifool efening," said the Baron.
+
+The train plunged into the tunnel.
+
+"Look here," hissed McAllister in Barney's ear. "You've got to stick
+this thing out, now, or I'll be the butt of the town. Remember, we're
+going to the Blairs at Scarsdale. You're the particular friend of a man
+named Pierrepont--fellow with a glass eye who owns a castle somewhere in
+France. . . . Are you satisfied yet?" he added indignantly.
+
+"I'm satisfied you're Fatty Welch," Barney replied. "I ain't on to your
+game, I admit. Still, I can do the Baron act awhile if it amuses you
+any."
+
+The train emerged from the tunnel, and McAllister observed that there
+were other friends of his on the car, bound evidently for the same
+destination. Well, anything was better than having that confounded story
+about the Tombs get around. He had often thought that if it ever did he
+would go abroad to live. He couldn't stand ridicule. His dignity was his
+chief asset. Nothing so effectually, as McAllister well knew, conceals
+the absence of brains. But could he ever in the wide, wide world work
+off the detective as a baron? Well, if he failed, he could explain the
+situation on the basis of a practical joke and save his face in that
+way. Just at present the Baron was getting along famously with
+Wainwright. McAllister hoped he wouldn't overdo it. One thing, thank
+Heaven, he remembered--Wainwright had flunked his French disgracefully
+at college and probably wouldn't dare venture it under the
+circumstances. There was still a chance that he might convince his
+captor of his mistake before they reached Scarsdale, and on the strength
+of this he proposed a cigar. But Wainwright had frozen hard to his Baron
+and accepted for himself with alacrity, even suggesting a drink on his
+own account. McAllister's heart failed him as he thought of having to
+present the detective to Mrs. Blair and her fashionable guests and--by
+George, the fellow hadn't got a dress-suit! They never could get over
+_that_. It was bad enough to lug in a stranger--a "copper"--and palm him
+off as the distinguished friend of a friend, but a feller without any
+evening clothes--impossible! McAllister wanted to shoot him. Was ever a
+chap so tied up? And now if the feller wasn't talking about Paris!
+_Paris!_ He'd make some awful break, and then-- Oh, curse the luck,
+anyway!
+
+Then it was that McAllister resolved to do something desperate.
+
+
+II
+
+"I'm perfectly delighted to have the Baron. Why didn't you bring
+Pierrepont, too? How d'y' do, Baron? Let me present you to my husband.
+Gordon--Baron de Ville. I'll put you and Mr. McAllister together. We're
+just a little crowded. You've hardly time to dress--dinner in just
+nineteen minutes."
+
+"Zank you! It ees so vera hospitable!" said the Baron, bowing low, and
+twirling his mustache in the most approved fashion.
+
+"Come on, de Ville." McAllister slapped his Old-Man-of-the-Sea upon the
+back good-naturedly. "You can give Mrs. Blair all the _risque_ Paris
+gossip at dinner." They followed the second man upstairs. Although an
+old friend of both Mrs. Blair and her husband, McAllister had never been
+at the Scarsdale house before. It was new, and massively built. They
+were debating whether or not to call it Castle Blair. The second man
+showed them to a room at the extreme end of a wing, and as the servant
+laid out the clothes McAllister thought the man eyed him rather
+curiously. Well, confound it, he was getting used to it. Barney lit a
+cigarette and measured the distance from the window to the ground with a
+discriminating eye.
+
+"Well," said the clubman, after the second man had finally retired, "are
+you satisfied? And what the deuce is going to happen now?"
+
+Barney sank into a Morris chair and thrust his feet comfortably on to
+the fender.
+
+"Fatty," said he, as he blew a multitude of tiny rings toward the blaze,
+"you're a wizard! Never seen such nerve in my life--and you only out two
+months! You've got the clothes, and, what's more, you've got the real
+chappie lingo. It's great! I'm sorry to have to pull in such an artist.
+I am, honest. An' now you've got to go behind prison bars! It's
+sad--positively sad!"
+
+"Look here!" demanded McAllister. "Do you mean to tell me you're such a
+bloomin' ass as to think that I'm a crook, a professional burglar, who's
+got an introduction into society--a what-do-you-call-him? Oh,
+yes--Raffles?"
+
+Barney grinned at his victim, who was just getting into his dress-coat.
+
+"Don't throw such a chest, Fatty!" he said genially. "I think you've got
+Raffles whipped to a standstill. But you can't fool me, and you can't
+lose me. By the way, what am I goin' to do for evenin' clothes?"
+
+"Dunno. Have to stay up here, I guess. You can't come to dinner in those
+togs. It would queer everything."
+
+"I'm goin', just the same. Not once do I lose sight of you, old chappie,
+until you're safely in the cooler at headquarters. Then your swell
+friends can bail you out!"
+
+It was time for dinner. The little Dresden china clock on the mantel
+struck the hour softly, politely. McAllister glanced toward the door.
+The room was the largest of a suite. A small hall intervened between
+them and the main corridor. His hand trembled as he lit a Philip Morris.
+
+"Come on, then," he muttered over his shoulder to Barney, and led the
+way to the door leading into the bath-room, which was next the door into
+the hall and identical with it in appearance. He held it politely ajar
+for the detective, with a smile of resignation.
+
+"Apres vous, mon cher Baron!" he murmured.
+
+The Baron acknowledged the courtesy with an appreciative grin and passed
+in front of McAllister, but had no sooner done so than he received a
+violent push into the darkness. McAllister quickly pulled and locked the
+heavy walnut door, then paused, breathless, listening for some sound. He
+hoped the feller hadn't fallen and cut his head against the tub. There
+was a muffled report, and a bullet sang past and buried itself in the
+enamelled bedstead. Bang! Another whizzed into the china on the
+washstand.
+
+McAllister dashed for the corridor, closing both the outer and inner
+means of egress. At the head of the stairs he met Wainwright.
+
+"What the devil are you fellers tryin' to do, anyway?" asked the latter.
+"Sounds as if you were throwin' dumb-bells at each other."
+
+McAllister lighted another cigarette.
+
+"Oh, the Baron was showing me how they do '_savate_,' that kind of
+boxing with their feet, don'cher know!"
+
+Chubby was entirely himself again. An unusual color suffused his
+ordinarily pink countenance as he joined the guests waiting for dinner.
+He explained ruefully that the Baron had been suddenly taken with a
+sharp pain in his head. It was an old trouble, he informed them, and
+would soon pass off. The nobleman would join the others presently--as
+soon as he felt able to do so.
+
+[Illustration: "I think you've got Raffles whipped to a standstill."]
+
+There were murmurs of regret from all sides, since Mrs. Blair had lost
+no time in spreading the knowledge of the distinguished foreigner's
+presence at the house.
+
+"Who's missing besides the Baron?" inquired Blair, counting heads. "Oh,
+yes, Miss Benson!"
+
+"Oh, we won't wait for Mildred! It would make her feel so awkward,"
+responded his wife. "She and the Baron can come in together. Mr.
+McAllister, I believe I'm to have the pleasure of being taken in by
+you!"
+
+"Er--ye--es!" muttered Chubby vaguely, for at the moment he was
+calculating how long it would have taken that other Baron, the famous
+Trenk, to dig his way out of a porcelain bath-tub. "Too beastly bad
+about de Ville, but these French fellows, they don't have the advantage
+of our athletic sports to keep 'em in condition. Do you know, I hardly
+ever get off my peck? All due to taking regular exercise."
+
+The party made their way to the dining-room and were distributed in
+their various places. As McAllister was pushing in the chair of his
+hostess his eye fell upon a servant who was performing the same office
+for a lady opposite. _Could_ it be? He adjusted his monocle. There was
+no doubt about it. It was Wilkins. And now the detective was locked in
+the bath-room, and the burglar, his own double, would probably pass him
+the soup.
+
+"What a jolly mess!" ejaculated the bewildered guest under his breath,
+sinking into his chair and mechanically bolting a _caviare
+hors-d'oeuvre_. He drained his sherry and tried to grasp the whole
+significance of the situation.
+
+"I do hope the Baron is feeling better by this time," he heard Mrs.
+Blair remark. He was about to make an appropriately sympathetic reply
+when Miss Benson came hurriedly into the room, paused at the foot of the
+table and grasped the back of a chair for support. She had lost all her
+color, and her hands and voice trembled with excitement.
+
+"It's gone!" she gasped. "Stolen! My mother's pearl necklace! I had it
+on the bureau just before tea! Oh, what shall I do!" She burst into
+hysterical sobs.
+
+Two or three women gave little shrieks and pushed back their chairs.
+
+"My tiara!" exclaimed one.
+
+"And my diamond sun-burst! I left it right on a book on the
+dressing-table!" cried another.
+
+There was a general move from the table.
+
+"O Gordon! Do you think there are burglars in the house?" called Mrs.
+Blair to her husband.
+
+"Heaven knows!" he replied. "There may be. But don't let's get excited.
+Miss Benson may possibly be mistaken, or she may have mislaid the
+necklace. What do you suggest, McAllister?"
+
+"Well," replied our hero, keeping a careful eye upon Wilkins, "the first
+thing is to learn how much is missing. Why don't these ladies go right
+upstairs and see if they've lost anything? Meanwhile, we'd all better
+sit down and finish our soup."
+
+"Good idea!" returned Blair. "I'll go with them."
+
+The three hurriedly left the room, and the rest of the guests, with the
+exception of Miss Benson, seated themselves once more.
+
+Everybody began to talk at once. By George! The Benson pearls stolen!
+Why, they were worth twenty thousand dollars thirty years ago in Rome.
+You couldn't buy them _now_ for love or money. Well, she had better sit
+down and eat something, anyway--a glass of wine, just to revive her
+spirits. Miss Benson was finally persuaded by her anxious hostess to sit
+down and "eat something." Mrs. Blair was very much upset. How awkward to
+have such a thing happen at one's first house party.
+
+The searchers presently returned with the word that apparently nothing
+else had been taken. This had a beneficial effect on the general
+appetite.
+
+Meanwhile McAllister had been watching Wilkins. Wilkins had been
+watching McAllister. Since that Christmas in the Tombs they had not seen
+each other. The valet was unchanged, save, of course, that his beard was
+gone. He moved silently from place to place, nothing betraying the
+agitation he must have felt at the realization that he was discovered.
+People were all shouting encouragement to Miss Benson. There was a great
+chatter and confusion. The tearful and hysterical Mildred was making
+pitiful little dabs at the viands forced upon her. Meanwhile the dinner
+went on. McAllister's seat commanded the door, and he could see, through
+the swinging screen, that there was no exit to the kitchen from the
+pantry.
+
+Wilkins approached with the fish. As the valet bent forward and passed
+the dish to his former master McAllister whispered sharply in his ear:
+
+"You're caught unless you give up that necklace. There's a Central
+Office man outside. _I_ brought him. Pass me the jewels. It's your only
+chance!"
+
+"Very good, sir," replied Wilkins without moving a muscle.
+
+The guests were still discussing excitedly Miss Benson's loss.
+McAllister's thoughts flew back to the time when, locked in the same
+cell, he and Wilkins had eaten their frugal meal together. He could
+never bring himself now to give him up to that detective fellow--that
+ubiquitous and omniscient ass! But Wilkins was approaching with the
+_entree_. As he passed the _vol au vent_ he unostentatiously slipped
+something in a handkerchief into McAllister's lap.
+
+"May I go now, sir?" he asked almost inaudibly.
+
+"Have you taken anything else?" inquired his master.
+
+"Nothing."
+
+"On your honor as a gentleman----'s gentleman?"
+
+Wilkins smiled tremulously.
+
+"Hon my onor, Mr. McAllister."
+
+"Then, go!--You seem to have a _penchant_ for pearls," McAllister added
+half to himself, as he clasped in his hand the famous necklace. Common
+humanity to Miss Benson demanded his instant declaration of its
+possession, but the thought of Wilkins, who had slipped unobtrusively
+through the door, gave him pause. Let the poor chap have all the time he
+could get. He'd probably be caught, anyway. Just a question of a few
+days at most. And what a chance to get even on the Baron!
+
+But meanwhile the service had halted. The butler, a sedate person with
+white mutton-chops, after waiting nervously a few minutes, started to
+pass the roast himself.
+
+Miss Benson had been prevailed upon to finish her meal, and after dinner
+they were all going to have a grand hunt, everywhere. Afterward, if the
+necklace was not discovered, they would send for a detective from New
+York.
+
+Suddenly two pistol shots rang out just beside the window. Men's voices
+were raised in angry shouts. A horse attached to some sort of vehicle
+galloped down the road. The guests started to their feet. A violent
+struggle was taking place outside the dining-room door. McAllister
+sprang up just in time to see the Baron break away from Blair's coachman
+and cover him with his pistol. The jehu threw up his hands. He was a
+sorry spectacle, collarless, and without his coat. Damp earth clung to
+his lower limbs and his defiant eyes glowed under tousled hair, while a
+bloody, swollen nose protruded between them.
+
+"Here! What's all this?" shouted Blair. "Put up that pistol! Who are
+you, sir?" Then the host rubbed his eyes and looked again.
+
+"By George! It's the Baron!" yelled Wainwright.
+
+"The Baron! The Baron!" exclaimed the others.
+
+"Baron--nothin'!" gasped Barney, still covering the coachman, while with
+the other hand he tried to rearrange his neckwear. "I'm Conville of the
+Central Office, and this man has aided in an escape. I'm arrestin' him
+for felony!"
+
+The detective's own features had evidently made a close acquaintance
+with mother earth, and one sleeve was torn almost to the shoulder. His
+eye presently fell upon McAllister, and he gave vent to an exclamation
+of bewilderment.
+
+"You! _You_! How did you get out of that wagon so quick? I've got you
+now, anyway!" And he shifted his gun in McAllister's direction. The
+women shrieked and crowded back into the dining-room.
+
+The coachman, who had not dared to remove his eyes from the detective,
+now began to jabber hysterically.
+
+"Hi think 'e's mad, I do, Mr. Blair! Hi think we all are! First hout
+comes Mr. McAllister, whom I brought from the station only an 'our ago
+an' says as 'ow 'e must go back at once to New York. So I 'arnesses up
+Lady Bird in the spyder an' sends Jeames to put hon 'is livery. Just as
+Jeames comes back an' Mr. McAllister jumps in, hout comes _this_ party
+_'ere_ an' yells somethin' about Welch an' tries to climb in arter Mr.
+McAllister. Jeames gives the mare a cut an' haway they go. Then this
+'ere party begins to run arter 'em and commences shootin'. _Hi_ tackles
+'im! _'E_ knocks me down! _Hi_ grabs 'im by the leg, an' 'ere we are,
+sir, axin' yer pardon--Hello, why _'ere's_ Mr. McAllister _now_! May I
+ask as 'ow you _got_ 'ere, sir?"
+
+But Barney had suddenly dropped the pistol.
+
+"Quick!" he shouted wildly. "Harness another horse! We've still got
+time. I can't lose my man this way!"
+
+"Well, who _is_ he? Who _was_ it you shot at?"
+
+"Welch! Fatty Welch!" shrieked the Baron. "There's two of 'em! But the
+one I want has started for the station. I must catch him!"
+
+"Excuse me, sir," interrupted the old butler, who alone had preserved
+his equanimity, addressing Mr. Blair. "My impression is, sir, that it
+must have been Manice, sir--the new third man, sir. I saw him step out.
+He must have taken Mr. McAllister's coat and hat!"
+
+There was an immediate chorus of assent. Of course that was it. The man
+had disguised himself in McAllister's clothes.
+
+"He's got the necklace!" wailed Mildred. "Oh, I _know_ he has!"
+
+"Yes! Yes!"
+
+"Of course he's got it!"
+
+"After him! After him!"
+
+"Necklace! What necklace?" inquired Barney, more bewildered than ever.
+
+"My mother's pearl necklace! She bought it in Rome. And now it's gone.
+He's got it."
+
+Barney made a move for the door.
+
+"Run and harness up, William!" directed Blair. "Put in the Morgan
+ponies. Hustle now. The train isn't due for fifteen minutes and you can
+reach the station in ten. Don't spare the horses!"
+
+William, with a defiant look at the detective, hastened to obey the
+order.
+
+Barney was running his hands through his hair. He certainly had stumbled
+on to somethin', by Hookey! If he could only catch that feller it would
+mean certain promotion! He had to admit that he had been mistaken about
+McAllister, but this was better.
+
+"You see, I was right!" remarked our hero to the detective in his usual
+suave tones. "You should have done just what I said. You stayed too long
+upstairs. However, there's still a running chance of your catching our
+man at the station. Here, take a drink, and then get along as fast as
+you can!"
+
+He handed Barney a glass of champagne, and the detective hastily gulped
+it down. He needed it, for the fifteen-foot jump from the bath-room
+window had shaken him up badly.
+
+"Trap's ready, sir!" called William, coming into the hall, and Barney
+turned without a word and dashed for the door. The whip cracked and
+McAllister was free.
+
+"Well, well, well!" remarked Blair. "Don't let's lose our dinner,
+anyway! Come, ladies, let's finish our meal. We at least know who the
+thief is, and there's a fair chance of his being caught. I will notify
+the White Plains police at once! Don't despair, Miss Benson. We'll have
+the necklace for you yet!"
+
+But Mildred was not to be comforted and clung to Mrs. Blair, with the
+tears welling in her eyes, while her hostess patted her cheek and tried
+to encourage a belief that the necklace in some mysterious way would
+return.
+
+"No, it's gone! I know it is. They'll never catch him! Oh, it's
+dreadful! I would give anything in the world to have that necklace
+back!"
+
+"_Anything_, Miss Benson?" inquired McAllister gayly, as he rose from
+his place and held up the softly shining cord of pearls. "But perhaps
+if I held you to the letter of your contract you might claim _duress_.
+Allow me to return the necklace. It's a great pleasure, I assure you!"
+
+"Hooray for Chubby!" shouted Wainwright. The company gasped with
+astonishment as Miss Benson eagerly seized the jewels.
+
+"By George, McAllister! How did you do it?" inquired his excited host.
+
+"Yes, tell us! How did you get 'em? _Where_ did you get 'em?"
+
+"Who was the Baron?"
+
+"How on earth did you know?"
+
+They all suddenly began to shout, asking questions, arguing, and
+exclaiming with astonishment.
+
+McAllister saw that some explanation was in order.
+
+"Just a bit of detective work of my own," he announced carelessly. "I
+don't care to say anything more about it. One can't give away one's
+trade secrets, don'cher know. Of course that assistant of mine made
+rather a mess of it, but after all, the necklace was the main thing!"
+And he bowed to Miss Benson.
+
+Beyond this brilliant elucidation of the mystery no one could extract a
+syllable from the hero of the occasion. The Baron did not return, and
+his absence was not observed. But Joe Wainwright voiced the sentiments
+of the entire company when he announced somewhat huskily that
+McAllister made Sherlock Holmes look like thirty cents.
+
+"But, say," he muttered thickly an hour later to his host as they
+sauntered into the billiard-room for one last whiskey and soda, "did you
+notice how much that butler feller that ran away looked like McAllister?
+'S livin' image! 'Pon my 'onor!"
+
+"You've been drinking, Joe!" laughed his companion.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Escape of Wilkins
+
+
+I
+
+"Party to see you, sir, in the visitors' room. Didn't have a card. Said
+you would know him, sir."
+
+Although Peter spoke in his customary deferential tones, there was a
+queer look upon his face that did not escape McAllister as the latter
+glanced up from the afternoon paper which he had been perusing in the
+window.
+
+"Hm!" remarked the clubman, gazing out at the rain falling in torrents.
+Who in thunder could be calling upon him a day like this, when there
+wasn't even a cab in sight and the policemen had sought sanctuary in
+convenient vestibules. It was evident that this "party" must want to see
+him very badly indeed.
+
+"What shall I say, sir?" continued Peter gently.
+
+McAllister glanced sharply at him. Of course it was absurd to suppose
+that Peter, or anyone else, had heard of the extraordinary events at the
+Blairs' the night before, yet vaguely McAllister felt that this
+stranger must in some mysterious way be connected with them. In any case
+there was no use trying to duck the consequences of the adventure,
+whatever they might prove to be.
+
+"I'll see him," said the clubman. Maybe it was another detective after
+additional information, or perhaps a reporter. Without hesitation he
+crossed the marble hall and parted the portieres of the visitors' room.
+Before him stood the rain-soaked, bedraggled figure of the valet.
+
+"Wilkins!" he gasped.
+
+The burglar raised his head and disclosed a countenance haggard from
+lack of sleep and the strain of the pursuit. Little rivers of rain
+streamed from his cuffs, his (McAllister's) coat-tails, and from the
+brim of his master's hat, which he held deprecatingly before him. There
+was a look of fear in his eyes, and he trembled like a hare which pauses
+uncertain in which direction to escape.
+
+"Forgive me, sir! Oh, sir, forgive me! They're right hafter me! Just
+houtside, sir! It was my honly chance!"
+
+McAllister gazed at him horrified and speechless.
+
+"You see, sir," continued Wilkins in accents of breathless terror, "I
+caught the train last night and reached the city a'ead of the detective.
+I knew 'e'd 'ave telegraphed a general halarm, so I 'id in a harea all
+night. This mornin' I thought I'd given 'im the slip, but I walked
+square into 'im on Fiftieth Street. I took it on a run hup Sixth
+Havenue, doubled 'round a truck, an' thought I'd lost 'im, but 'e saw me
+on Fifty-third Street an' started dead after me. I think 'e saw me stop
+in 'ere, sir. Wot shall I do, sir? You won't give me hup, will you,
+sir?"
+
+Before McAllister could reply there was a commotion at the door of the
+club, and he recognized the clear tones of Barney Conville.
+
+"Who am I? I'm a sergeant of police--Detective Bureau. You've just
+passed in a burglar. He must be right inside. Let me in, I say!"
+
+Wilkins shrank back toward the curtains.
+
+There was a slight scuffle, but the servant outside placed his foot
+behind the door in such a position that the detective could not enter.
+Then Peter came to the rescue.
+
+"What do you mean by trying to force your way into a private club, like
+this? I'll telephone the Inspector. Get out of here, now! Get away from
+that door!"
+
+"Inspector nothin'! Let me in!"
+
+"Have you got a warrant?"
+
+The question seemed to stagger the detective for a moment, and his
+adversary seized the opportunity to close the door. Then Peter knocked
+politely upon the other side of the curtains.
+
+"I'm afraid, Mr. McAllister, I can't keep the officer out much longer.
+It's only a question of time. You'll pardon me, sir?"
+
+"Of course, Peter," answered McAllister.
+
+He stepped to the window. Outside he could see Conville stationing two
+plain-clothes men so as to guard both exits from the club. McAllister's
+breath came fast. Wilkins crouched in terror by the centre-table. Then a
+momentary inspiration came to the clubman.
+
+"Er--Peter, this is my friend, Mr. Lloyd-Jones. Take his coat and hat,
+give me a check for them, and then show him upstairs to a room. He'll be
+here for an hour or so."
+
+"Very good, sir," replied Peter without emotion, as he removed Wilkins's
+dripping coat and hat. "This way, sir."
+
+Casting a look of dazed gratitude at his former master, the valet
+followed Peter toward the elevator.
+
+"Here's a nice mess!" thought McAllister, as he returned to the big
+room. "How am I ever going to get rid of him? And ain't I liable somehow
+as an accomplice?"
+
+He wrinkled his brows, lit a Perfecto, and sank again into his
+accustomed place by the window.
+
+"That policeman wants to see you, sir," said the doorman, suddenly
+appearing at his elbow. "Says he knows you, and it's somethin' very
+important."
+
+The clubman smothered a curse. His first impulse was to tell the
+impudent fellow to go to the devil, but then he thought better of it. He
+had beaten Conville once, and he would do so again. When it came to a
+show-down, he reckoned his brains were about as good as a policeman's.
+
+"All right," he replied. "Tell him to sit down--that I've just come in,
+and will be with him in a few moments."
+
+"Very good, sir," answered the servant.
+
+McAllister perceived that he must think rapidly. There was no escape
+from the conclusion that he was certainly assisting in the escape of a
+felon; that he was an accessory after the fact, as it were. The idea did
+not increase his happiness at all. His one experience in the Tombs,
+however adventitious, had been quite sufficient. Nevertheless, he could
+not go back on Wilkins, particularly now that he had promised to assist
+him. McAllister rubbed his broad forehead in perplexity.
+
+"The officer says he's in a great hurry, sir, and wants to know can you
+see him at once, sir," said the doorman, coming back.
+
+"Hang it!" exclaimed our hero. "Yes, I'll _see_ him."
+
+He got up and walked slowly to the visitors' room again, while Peter,
+with a studiously unconscious expression, held the portieres open. He
+entered, prepared for the worst. As he did so, Conville sprang to his
+feet, leaving a pool of water in front of the sofa and tossing little
+drops of rain from the ends of his mustache.
+
+"Look here, Mr. McAllister, there's been enough of this. Where's Welch,
+the crook, who ran in here a few moments ago? Oh, he's here fast enough!
+I've got your club covered, front and behind. Don't try to con _me_!"
+
+McAllister slowly adjusted his monocle, smiled affably, and sank
+comfortably into an armchair.
+
+"Why, it's you, Baron, isn't it! How are you? Won't you have a little
+nip of something warm? No? A cigar, then. Here, Peter, bring the
+gentleman an Obsequio. Well, to what do I owe this honor?"
+
+Conville glared at him enraged. However, he restrained his wrath. A wise
+detective never puts himself at a disadvantage by giving way to useless
+emotion. When Peter returned with the cigar, Barney took it mechanically
+and struck a match, meanwhile keeping one eye upon the door of the club.
+
+"I suppose," he presently remarked, "you think you're smart. Well,
+you're mistaken. I had you wrong last night, I admit--that is, so far
+as your identity was concerned. You're a real high-roller, all right,
+but that ain't the whole thing, by a long shot. How would you like to
+wander down to Headquarters as an accomplice?"
+
+A few chills played hide-and-seek around the base of the clubman's
+spine.
+
+"Don't be an ass!" he finally managed to ejaculate.
+
+"Oh, I can't connect you with the necklace! You're safe enough there,"
+Barney continued. "But how about this little game right here in this
+club? You're aiding in the escape of a felon. That's _felony_. You know
+that yourself. Besides, when you locked me in the bath-room last night
+you assaulted an officer in the performance of his duty. I've got you
+dead to rights, _see_?"
+
+McAllister laughed lightly.
+
+"By jiminy!" he exclaimed, "I _thought_ you were crazy all the time, and
+now I _know_ it. What in thunder are you driving at?"
+
+Conville knocked the ashes off his cigar impatiently.
+
+"Drivin' at? Drivin' at? Where's Welch--Fatty Welch, that ran in here
+five minutes ago?"
+
+McAllister assumed a puzzled expression.
+
+"Welch? No one ran in here except myself. _I_ came in about that time.
+Got off the L at Fiftieth Street, footed it pretty fast up Sixth Avenue,
+and then through Fifty-third Street to the club. I got mighty well wet,
+too, I tell you!"
+
+"Don't think you can throw that game into _me_!" shouted Conville. "You
+can't catch me twice _that_ way. It was _Welch_ I saw, not you."
+
+"You don't believe me?"
+
+McAllister pressed the bell and Peter entered.
+
+"Peter, tell this gentleman how many persons have come into the club
+within the hour."
+
+"Why, only _you_, sir," replied Peter, without hesitation. "Your clothes
+was wringin' wet, sir. No one else has entered the club since twelve
+o'clock."
+
+"Bah!" exclaimed Conville. "If it was _you_ that came in," he added
+cunningly, "suppose you show me your check, and let me have a look at
+your coat!"
+
+"Certainly," responded McAllister, beginning to regain his equanimity,
+as he drew Wilkins's check from his pocket. "Here it is. You can step
+over and get the coat for yourself."
+
+Barney seized the small square of brass, crossed to the coat-room, and
+returned with the dripping garment, which he held up to the light at the
+window.
+
+"You ought to find Poole's name under the collar, and my own inside the
+breast-pocket," remarked Chubby encouragingly. "It's there, isn't it?"
+
+Conville threw the soaked object over a chair-back and made a rapid
+inspection, then turned to McAllister with an expression of
+bewilderment.
+
+"I--you--how--" he stammered.
+
+"Don't you remember," laughed his tormentor, "that there was a big truck
+on the corner of Sixth Avenue?"
+
+Barney set his teeth.
+
+"I see you _do_," continued McAllister. "Well, what more can I do for
+you? Are you sure you won't have that drink?"
+
+But Conville was in no mood for drinking. Stepping up to the clubman, he
+looked searchingly down into his face.
+
+"Mr. McAllister," he hissed, "you think you've got me criss-crossed. You
+think you're a sure winner. But I _know_ you. I know your _face_. And
+this time I don't lose you, _see_? You're in cahoots with Welch. You're
+his side-partner. You'll see me again. Remember, you're a _common
+felon_."
+
+The detective made for the door.
+
+"Don't say 'common,'" murmured McAllister, as Conville disappeared. Then
+his nonchalant look gave place to one of extreme dejection. "Peter," he
+gasped, "tell Mr. Lloyd-Jones I must see him at once."
+
+Peter soon returned with the unexpected information that "Mr.
+Lloyd-Jones" had gone to bed and wouldn't get up.
+
+"Says he's sick, sir," said Peter, trying hard to retain his gravity.
+
+McAllister made one jump for the elevator. Peter followed. Of course,
+_he_ had known Wilkins when the latter was in McAllister's employ.
+
+"I put him in No. 13, sir," remarked the majordomo.
+
+Sure enough, Wilkins was in bed. His clothes were nowhere visible, and
+the quilt was pulled well up around his fat neck. He seemed utterly to
+have lost his nerve.
+
+"Oh, sir!" he cried apologetically, "I was hafraid to come down, sir.
+_Without my clothes_ they never could hidentify me, sir!"
+
+"What on earth have you done with 'em?" cried his master.
+
+"Oh, Mr. McAllister!" wailed Wilkins, "I couldn't think o' nothin' else,
+so I just threw 'em hout the window, into the hairshaft."
+
+At this intelligence Peter, who had lingered by the door, choked
+violently and retired down the hall.
+
+"Wilkins," exclaimed McAllister, "I never took you for a fool before!
+Pray, what do you propose to do now?"
+
+[Illustration: "You think you're a sure winner. But I _know_ you. I know
+your _face_."]
+
+"I don't know, sir."
+
+"Can't you see what an awkward position you've placed me in?" went on
+McAllister. "I'm liable to arrest for aidin' in your escape. In fact,
+that detective has just threatened to take me to Headquarters."
+
+"'Oly Moses!" moaned Wilkins. "Oh, wot shall I do? If you honly get me
+haway, sir, I promise you I'll never return."
+
+McAllister closed the door, sat down by the bed, and puffed hard at his
+cigar.
+
+"I'll try it!" he muttered at length. "Wilkins, you remember you always
+wore my clothes."
+
+"Yes, sir," sighed Wilkins.
+
+"Well, to-night you shall leave the club in my dress-suit, tall hat, and
+Inverness--understand? You'll take a cab from here at eleven-forty. Go
+to the Grand Central and board the twelve o'clock train for Boston.
+Here's a ticket, and the check for the drawing-room. You'll be Mr.
+McAllister of the Colophon Club, if anyone speaks to you. You're going
+on to Mr. Cabot's wedding to-morrow, to act as best man. Turn in as soon
+as you go on board, and don't let anyone disturb you. I'll be on the
+train myself, and after it starts I'll knock three times on the door."
+
+"Very good, sir," murmured Wilkins.
+
+"I'll send to my rooms for the clothes at once. Do you think you can do
+it?"
+
+"Oh, certainly, sir! Thank you, sir! I'll be there, sir, never fail."
+
+"Well, good luck to you."
+
+McAllister returned to the big room downstairs. The longer he thought of
+his plan the better he liked it. He was going to the Winthrops' Twelfth
+Night party that evening as Henry VIII. He would dress at the club and
+leave it in costume about nine o'clock. Conville would never recognize
+him in doublet and hose, and, when Wilkins departed at eleven-forty,
+would in all likelihood take the latter for McAllister. If he could thus
+get rid of his ex-valet for good and all it would be cheap at twice the
+trouble. So far as spiriting away Wilkins was concerned the whole thing
+seemed easy enough, and McAllister, once more in his usual state of
+genial placidity, ordered as good a dinner as the _chef_ could provide.
+
+
+II
+
+The revelry was at its height when Henry VIII realized with a start that
+it was already half after eleven. First there had been a professional
+presentation of the scene between Sir Andrew Aguecheek and Sir Toby
+Belch that had made McAllister shake with merriment. He thought Sir
+Andrew the drollest fellow that he had seen for many a day. Maria and
+the clown were both good, too. McAllister had a fleeting wish that he
+had essayed Sir Toby. The champagne had been excellent and the
+characters most amusing, and, altogether, McAllister did not blame
+himself for having overstayed his time--in fact, he didn't care much
+whether he had or not. He had intended going back to his rooms for the
+purpose of changing his costume, but he had plenty of clothes on the
+train, and there really seemed no need of it at all. He bade his hostess
+good-night in a most optimistic frame of mind and hailed a cab. The long
+ulster which he wore entirely concealed his costume save for his shoes,
+strange creations of undressed leather, red on the uppers and white
+between the toes. As for his cap and feather, he was quite too happy to
+mind them for an instant. The assembled crowd of lackeys and footmen
+cheered him mildly as he drove away, but Henry VIII, smoking a large
+cigar, noticed them not. Neither did he observe a slim young man who
+darted out from behind a flight of steps and followed the cab, keeping
+about half a block in the rear. The rain had stopped. The clouds had
+drawn aside their curtains, and a big friendly moon beamed down on
+McAllister from an azure sky, bright almost as day.
+
+The cabman hit up his pace as they reached the slope from the Cathedral
+down Fifth Avenue, and the runner was distanced by several blocks.
+McAllister, happy and sleepy, was blissfully unconscious of being an
+actor in a drama of vast import to the New York police, but as they
+reached Forty-third Street he saw by the illuminated clock upon the
+Grand Central Station that it was two minutes to twelve. At the same
+moment a trace broke. The driver sprang from his seat, but before he
+could reach the ground McAllister had leaped out. Tossing a bill to the
+perturbed cabby, our hero threw off his ulster and sped with an agility
+marvellous to behold down Forty-third Street toward the station. As he
+dashed across Madison Avenue, directly in front of an electric car, the
+hand on the clock slipped a minute nearer. At that instant the slim man
+turned the corner from Fifth Avenue and redoubled his speed. Thirty
+seconds later, McAllister, in sword, doublet, hose, and feathered cap,
+burst into the waiting-room, carrying an ulster, clearing half its
+length in six strides, threw himself through the revolving door to the
+platform, and sprang past the astonished gate-man just as he was
+sliding-to the gate.
+
+"Hi, there, give us yer ticket!" yelled the man after the retreating
+form of Henry VIII, but royalty made no response.
+
+The gate closed, a gong rang twice, somewhere up ahead an engine gave
+half a dozen spasmodic coughs, and the forward section of the train
+began to pull out. McAllister, gasping for breath, a terrible pain in
+his side, his ulster seeming to weigh a thousand pounds, stumbled upon
+the platform of the car next the last. As he did so, the slim young man
+rushed to the gate and commenced to beat frantically upon it. The
+gate-man, indignant, approached to make use of severe language.
+
+"Open this gate!" yelled the man. "There's a burglar in disguise on that
+train. Didn't you see him run through? Open up!"
+
+"Whata yer givin' us?" answered Gate. "Who are yer, anyhow?"
+
+"I'm a detective sergeant!" shrieked the one outside, excitedly
+exhibiting a shield. "I order you to open this gate and let me through."
+
+Gate looked with exasperating deliberateness after the receding train;
+its red lights were just passing out of the station.
+
+"Oh, go to--!" said he through the bars.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Is this car 2241?" inquired the breathless McAllister at the same
+moment, as he staggered inside.
+
+"Sho, boss," replied the porter, grinning from ear to ear as he received
+the ticket and its accompanying half-dollar. "Drawin'-room, sah?
+Yes-sah. Right here, sah! Yo' frien', he arrived some time ago. May Ah
+enquire what personage yo represent, sah? A most magnificent sword,
+sah!"
+
+"Where's the smoking compartment?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Udder end, sah!"
+
+Now McAllister had no inclination to feel his way the length of that
+swaying car. He perceived that the smoking compartment of the car behind
+would naturally be much more convenient.
+
+"I'm going into the next car to smoke for a while," he informed the
+darky.
+
+No one was in the smoking compartment of the Benvolio, which was bright
+and warm, and McAllister, throwing down his ulster, stretched
+luxuriously across the cushions, lit a cigar, and watched with interest
+the myriad lights of the Greater City marching past, those near at hand
+flashing by with the velocity of meteors, and those beyond swinging
+slowly forward along the outer rim of the circle. And the idea of this
+huge circle, its circumference ever changing with the forward movement
+of its pivot, beside which the train was rushing, never passing that
+mysterious edge which fled before them into infinity, took hold on
+McAllister's imagination, and he fancied, as he sped onward, that in
+some mysterious way, if he could only square that circle or calculate
+its radius, he could solve the problem of existence. What was it he had
+learned when a boy at St. Andrew's about the circle? Pi R--one--two--two
+Pi R! That was it! "2 pi r." The smoke from his cigar swirled thickly
+around the Pintsch light in the ceiling, and Henry VIII, oblivious of
+the anachronism, with his sword and feathered cap upon the sofa beside
+him, gazed solemnly into space.
+
+"Br-r-clink!--br-r-clink!" went the track.
+
+"Two Pi R!" murmured McAllister. "Two Pi R!"
+
+
+III
+
+Under the big moon's yellow disk, beside and past the roaring train,
+along the silent reaches of the Sound, leaping on its copper thread from
+pole to pole, jumping from insulator to insulator, from town to town,
+sped a message concerning Henry VIII. The night operator at New Haven,
+dozing over a paper in the corner, heard his call four times before he
+came to his senses. Then he sent the answer rattling back with a
+simulation of indignation:
+
+"Yes, yes! What's your rush?"
+
+ Special--Police--Headquarters--New Haven. Escaped
+ ex-convict Welch on No. 13 from New York. Notify
+ McGinnis. In complete disguise. Arrest and notify.
+ Particulars long-distance 'phone in morning.
+ EBSTEIN.
+
+The operator crossed the room and unhooked the telephone.
+
+"Headquarters, please."
+
+"Yes. Headquarters! Is McGinnis of the New York Detective Bureau there?
+Tell him he's wanted, to make an important arrest on board No. 13 when
+she comes through at two-twenty. Sorry. Say, tell him to bring along
+some cigars. I'll give him the complete message down here."
+
+Then the operator went back to his paper. In a few moments he suddenly
+sat up.
+
+"By gum!" he ejaculated.
+
+ BOLD ATTEMPT AT BURGLARY IN COUNTRY HOUSE
+
+ It was learned to-day that a well-known crook had been
+ successful recently in securing a position as a
+ servant at Mr. Gordon Blair's at Scarsdale. Last
+ evening one of the guests missed her valuable pearl
+ necklace. In the excitement which followed the burglar
+ made his escape, leaving the necklace behind him. The
+ perpetrator of this bold attempt is the notorious
+ Fatty Welch, now wanted in several States as a
+ fugitive from justice.
+
+"By gum!" repeated the operator, throwing down the paper. Then he went
+to the drawer and took out a small bull-dog revolver, which he
+carefully loaded.
+
+"Br-r-clink!--br-r-clink!" went the track, as the train swung round the
+curve outside New Haven. The brakes groaned, the porters waked from
+troubled slumbers in wicker chairs, one or two old women put out their
+arms and peered through the window-shades, and the train thundered past
+the depot and slowly came to a full stop. Ahead, the engine panted and
+steamed. Two gnomes ran, Mimi-like, out of a cavernous darkness behind
+the station and by the light of flaring torches began to hammer and tap
+the flanges. The conductor, swinging off the rear car, ran into the
+embrace of a huge Irishman. At the same moment a squad of policemen
+separated and scattered to the different platforms.
+
+"Here! Let me go!" gasped the conductor. "What's all this?"
+
+"Say, Cap., I'm McGinnis--Central Office, New York. You've got a burglar
+on board. They're after wirin' me to make the arrest."
+
+"Burglar be damned!" yelled the conductor. "Do you think you can hold me
+up and search my train? Why, I'd be two hours late!"
+
+"I won't take more'n fifteen minutes," continued McGinnis, making for
+the rear car.
+
+"Come back there, you!" shouted the conductor, grasping him firmly by
+the coat-tails. "You can't wake up all the passengers."
+
+"Look here, Cap.," expostulated the detective, "don't ye see I've got to
+make this arrest? It won't take a minute. The porters'll know who
+they've got, and you're runnin' awful light. Have a good cigar?"
+
+The conductor took the weed so designated and swore loudly. It was the
+biggest piece of gall on record. Well, hang it! he didn't want to take
+McGinnis all the way to Boston, and even if he did, there would be the
+same confounded mix-up at the other end. He admitted finally that it was
+a fine night. Did McGinnis want a nip? He had a bottle in the porter's
+closet. Yes, call out those niggers and make 'em tell what they knew.
+
+The conductor was now just as insistent that the burglar should be
+arrested then and there as he had been before that the train should not
+be held up. He rushed through the cars telling the various porters to go
+outside. Eight or ten presently assembled upon the platform. They filled
+McGinnis with unspeakable repulsion.
+
+The conductor began with car No. 2204.
+
+"Now, Deacon, who have you got?"
+
+The Deacon, an enormously fat darky, rolled his eyes and replied that he
+had "two ole women an' er gen'elman gwine ortermobublin with his
+cheffonier."
+
+The conductor opined that these would prove unfertile candidates for
+McGinnis. He therefore turned to Moses, of car No. 2201. Moses, however,
+had only half a load. There was a fat man, a Mr. Huber, who travelled
+regularly; two ladies on passes; and a very thin man, with his wife, her
+sister, a maid, two nurses, and three children.
+
+"Nothin' doin'!" remarked the captain. "Now, Colonel, what have _you_
+got?"
+
+But the Colonel, a middle-aged colored man of aristocratic appearance,
+had an easy answer. His entire car was full, as he expressed it, "er
+frogs."
+
+"Frenchmen!" grunted McGinnis.
+
+The conductor remembered. Yes, they were Sanko's Orchestra going on to
+give a matinee concert in Providence.
+
+The next car had only five drummers, every one of whom was known to the
+conductor, as taking the trip twice a week. They were therefore counted
+out. That left only one car, No. 2205.
+
+"Well, William, what have you got?"
+
+William grinned. Though sleepy, he realized the importance of the
+disclosure he was about to make and was correspondingly dignified and
+ponderous. There was two trabblin' gen'elmen, Mr. Smith and Mr. Higgins.
+He'd handled dose gen'elmen fo' several years. There was a very old
+lady, her daughter and maid. Then there was Mr. Uberheimer, who got off
+at Middletown. And then--William smiled significantly--there was an
+awful strange pair in the drawin'-room. They could look for themselves.
+He didn't know nuff'n 'bout burglars in disguise, but dere was "one of
+'em in er mighty curious set er fixtures."
+
+"Huh! _Two_ of 'em!" commented McGinnis.
+
+"That's easy!" remarked the mollified conductor.
+
+The telegraph operator, who read Laura Jean Libbey, now approached with
+his revolver.
+
+McGinnis, another detective, and the conductor moved toward the car.
+William preferred the safety of the platform and the temporary
+distinction of being the discoverer of the fugitive. No light was
+visible in the drawing-room, and the sounds of heavy slumber were
+plainly audible. The conductor rapped loudly; there was no response. He
+rattled the door and turned the handle vigorously, but elicited no sign
+of recognition. Then McGinnis rapped with his knife on the glass of the
+door. He happened to hit three times. Immediately there were sounds
+within. Something very much like "All right, sir," and the door was
+opened. The conductor and McGinnis saw a fat man, in blue silk pajamas,
+his face flushed and his eyes heavy with sleep, who looked at them in
+dazed bewilderment.
+
+"Wot do you want?" drawled the fat man, blinking at the lantern.
+
+"Sorry to disturb you," broke in McGinnis briskly, "but is there any wan
+else, beside ye, to kape ye company?"
+
+Wilkins shook his head with annoyance and made as if to close the door,
+but the detective thrust his foot across the threshold.
+
+"Aisy there!" he remarked. "Conductor, just turn on that light, will
+ye?"
+
+Wilkins scrambled heavily into his berth, and the conductor struck a
+match and turned on the Pintsch light. Only one bed was occupied, and
+that by the fat man in the pajamas. On the sofa was an elegant
+alligator-skin bag disclosing a row of massive silver-topped bottles. A
+tall silk hat and Inverness coat hung from a hook, and a suit of evening
+clothes, as well as a business suit of fustian, were neatly folded and
+lying on the upper berth.
+
+At this vision of respectability both McGinnis and the conductor
+recoiled, glancing doubtfully at one another. Wilkins saw his advantage.
+
+"May I hinquire," remarked he, with dignity, "wot you mean by these
+hactions? W'y am I thus disturbed in the middle of the night? It is
+houtrageous!"
+
+"Very sorry, sir," replied the conductor. "The fact is, we thought _two_
+people, suspicious characters, had taken this room together, and this
+officer here"--pointing to McGinnis--"had orders to arrest one of them."
+
+Wilkins swelled with indignation.
+
+"Suspicious characters! Two people! Look 'ere, conductor, I'll 'ave you
+to hunderstand that I will not tolerate such a performance. I am Mr.
+McAllister, of the Colophon Club, New York, and I am hon my way to
+hattend the wedding of Mr. Frederick Cabot in Boston, to-morrow. I am to
+be 'is best man. Can I give you any further hinformation?"
+
+The conductor, who had noticed the initials "McA" on the silver bottle
+heads, and the same stamped upon the bag, stammered something in the
+nature of an apology.
+
+"Say, Cap.," whispered McGinnis, "we've got him wrong, I guess. This
+feller ain't no burglar. Anywan can see he's a swell, all right. Leave
+him alone."
+
+"Very sorry to have disturbed you," apologized the conductor humbly,
+putting out the light and closing the door.
+
+"That nigger must be nutty," he added to the detective. "By Joshua!
+Perhaps he's got away with some of my stuff!"
+
+[Illustration: "Wot do you want?" drawled the fat man, blinking at the
+lantern.]
+
+"Look here, William, what's the matter with you? Have you been swipin'
+my whisky. There ain't two men in that drawin'-room at all--just one--a
+swell," hollered the conductor as they reached the platform.
+
+"Fo' de Lawd, Cap'n, I ain't teched yo' whisky," cried William in
+terror. "I swear dey was two of 'em, 'n' de udder was in _dis_guise. It
+was de fines' _dis_guise I eber saw!" he added reminiscently.
+
+"Aw, what yer givin' us!" exclaimed McGinnis, entirely out of patience.
+"What kind av a disguise was he in?"
+
+"Dat's what I axed him," explained William, edging toward the rim of the
+circle. "I done ax him right away what character he done represent. He
+had on silk stockin's, an' a colored deglishay shirt, an' a belt an'
+moccasons, an' a sword an'----"
+
+"A sword!" yelled McGinnis, making a jump in William's direction. "I'll
+break yer black head for ye!"
+
+"Hold on!" cried the conductor, who had disappeared into the car and had
+emerged again with a bottle in his hand. "The stuff's here."
+
+"I tell ye the coon is drunk!" shouted the detective in angry tones.
+"He can't make small av _me_!"
+
+"I done tole you the trufe," continued William from a safe distance, his
+teeth and eyeballs shining in the moonlight.
+
+"Well, where did he go?" asked the conductor. "Did you put him in the
+drawin'-room?"
+
+"I seen his ticket," replied William, "an' he said he wanted to smoke,
+so he went into the Benvolio, the car behin'."
+
+"Car behind!" cried McGinnis. "There ain't no car behind. This here is
+the last car."
+
+"Sure," said the conductor, with a laugh; "we dropped the Benvolio at
+Selma Junction for repairs. Say, McGinnis, you better have that drink!"
+
+
+IV
+
+McAllister was awakened by a sense of chill. The compartment was dark,
+save for the pale light of the moon hanging low over what seemed to be
+water and the masts of ships, which stole in and picked out sharply the
+silver buckles on his shoes and the buttons of his doublet. There was no
+motion, no sound. The train was apparently waiting somewhere, but
+McAllister could not hear the engine. He put on his ulster and stepped
+to the door of the car. All the lights had been extinguished and he
+could hear neither the sound of heavy breathing nor the other customary
+evidences of the innocent rest of the human animal. He looked across the
+platform for his own car and found that the train had totally
+disappeared. The Benvolio was stationary--side-tracked, evidently, on
+the outskirts of a town, not far from some wharves.
+
+"Jiminy!" thought McAllister, looking at his uncheerful surroundings and
+his picturesque, if somewhat cool, costume.
+
+For a moment his mental processes refused to answer the heavy draught
+upon them. Then he turned up his coat-collar, stepped out upon the
+platform, and lit a cigar. By the light of the match he looked at his
+watch and saw that it was four o'clock. Overhead the sky glowed with
+thousands of twinkling stars, and the moon, just touching the sea, made
+a limpid path of light across the water. At the docks silent ships lay
+fast asleep. A mile away a clock struck four, intensifying the
+stillness. It was very beautiful, but very cold, and McAllister shivered
+as he thought of Wilkins, and Freddy Cabot, and the wedding at twelve
+o'clock. So far as he knew he might be just outside of Boston--Quincy,
+or somewhere--yet, somehow, the moon didn't look as if it were at
+Quincy.
+
+He jumped down and started along the track. His feet stung as they
+struck the cinder. His whole body was asleep. It was easy enough to walk
+in the direction in which the clock had sounded, and this he did. The
+rails followed the shore for about a hundred yards and then joined the
+main line. Presently he came in sight of a depot. Every now and then his
+sword would get between his legs, and this caused him so much annoyance
+that he took it off and carried it. It was queer how uncomfortable the
+old style of shoe was when used for walking on a railroad track. His
+ruffle, too, proved a confounded nuisance, almost preventing a
+satisfactory adjustment of coat-collar. Finally he untied it and put it
+in the pocket of his ulster. The cap was not so bad.
+
+The depot had inspired the clubman with distinct hope, but as he
+approached, it appeared as dark and tenantless as the car behind him. It
+was impossible to read the name of the station owing to the fact that
+the sign was too high up for the light of a match to reach it. It was
+clear that there was nothing to do but to wait for the dawn, and he
+settled himself in a corner near the express office and tried to forget
+his discomfort.
+
+He had less time to wait than he had expected. Soon a great clattering
+of hoofs caused him to climb stiffly to his feet again. Three farmers'
+wagons, each drawn by a pair of heavy horses, backed in against the
+platform, and their drivers, throwing down the reins, leaped to the
+ground. All were smoking pipes and chaffing one another loudly. Then
+they began to unload huge cans of milk. This looked encouraging. If they
+were bringing milk at this hour there must be a train--going somewhere.
+It didn't matter where to McAllister, if only he could get warm.
+Presently a faint humming came along the rails, which steadily increased
+in volume until the approaching train could be distinctly heard.
+
+"Pretty nigh on time," commented the nearest farmer.
+
+McAllister stepped forward, sword in hand. The farmer involuntarily drew
+back.
+
+"Wall, I swan!" he remarked, removing his pipe.
+
+"Do you mind telling me," inquired our friend, "what place this is and
+where this train goes to?"
+
+"I reckon not," replied the other. "This is Selma Junction, and this
+here train is due in New York at five. Who be you?"
+
+"Well," answered McAllister, "I'm just an humble citizen of New York,
+forced by circumstances to return to the city as soon as possible."
+
+"Reckon you're one o' them play-actors, bean't ye?"
+
+"You've got it," returned McAllister. "Fact is, I've just been playing
+Henry VIII--on the road."
+
+"I've heard tell on't," commented the rustic. "But I ain't never seen
+it. Shakespeare, ain't it?"
+
+"Yes, Shakespeare," admitted the clubman.
+
+At this moment the milk-train roared in and the teamsters began passing
+up their cans. There were no passenger coaches--nothing but freight-cars
+and a caboose. Toward this our friend made his way. There did not seem
+to be any conductor, and, without making inquiries, McAllister climbed
+upon the platform and pushed open the door. If warmth was what he
+desired he soon found it. The end of the car was roughly fitted with
+half a dozen bunks, two boxes which served for chairs, and some
+spittoons. A small cast-iron stove glowed red-hot, but while the place
+was odoriferous, its temperature was grateful to the shivering
+McAllister. The car was empty save for a gigantic Irishman sitting fast
+asleep in the farther corner.
+
+Our hero laid down his sword, threw off his ulster, and hung his cap
+upon an adjacent hook. In a moment or two the train started again. Still
+no one came into the caboose. Now daylight began to filter in through
+the grimy windows. The sun jumped suddenly from behind a ridge and shot
+a beam into the face of the sleeper at the other end of the car. Slowly
+he awoke, yawned, rubbed his eyes, and, catching the glint of silver
+buttons, gazed stupidly in McAllister's direction. The random glance
+gradually gave place to a stare of intense amazement. He wrinkled his
+brows, and leaned forward, scrutinizing with care every detail of
+McAllister's make-up. The train stopped for an instant and a burly
+brakeman banged open the door and stepped inside. He, too, hung fire, as
+it were, at the sight of Henry VIII. Then he broke into a loud laugh.
+
+"Who in thunder are _you_?"
+
+Before McAllister could reply McGinnis, with a comprehensive smile, made
+answer:
+
+"Shure, 'tis only a prisoner I'm after takin' back to the city!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Mr. McAllister," remarked Conville, two hours later, as the three of
+them sat in the visitors' room at the club, "I hope you won't say
+anything about this. You see, I had no business to put a kid like
+Ebstein on the job, but I was clean knocked out and had to snatch some
+sleep. I suppose he thought he was doin' a big thing when he nailed you
+for a burglar. But, after all, the only thing that saved Welch was your
+fallin' asleep in the Benvolio."
+
+"My dear Baron," sympathetically replied McAllister, who had once more
+resumed his ordinary attire, "why attribute to chance what is in fact
+due to intellect? No, I won't mention our adventure, and if our friend
+McGinnis--"
+
+"Oh, McGinnis'll keep his head shut, all right, you bet!" interrupted
+Barney. "But say, Mr. McAllister, on the level, you're too good for us.
+Why don't you chuck this game and come in out of the rain? You'll be up
+against it in the end. Help us to land this feller!"
+
+McAllister took a long pull at his cigar and half-closed his eyes. There
+was a quizzical look around his mouth that Conville had never seen there
+before.
+
+"Perhaps I will," said he softly. "Perhaps I will."
+
+"Good!" shouted the Baron; "put it there! Now, if you _get_ anything,
+tip us off. You can always catch me at 3100 Spring."
+
+"Well," replied the clubman, "don't forget to drop in here, if you
+happen to be going by. Some time, on a rainy day perhaps, you might want
+a nip of something warm."
+
+But to this the Baron did not respond.
+
+[Illustration: "Who in thunder are _you_?"]
+
+A plunge in the tank and a comfortable smoke almost restored
+McAllister's customary equanimity. Weddings were a bore, anyway. Then
+he called for a telegraph blank and sent the following:
+
+ _Was unavoidably detained. Terribly disappointed. If
+ necessary, use Wilkins._ _McA._
+
+To which, about noon-time, he received the following reply:
+
+ _Don't understand. Wilkins arrived, left clothes and
+ departed. You must have mixed your dates. Wedding
+ to-morrow._ _F. C._
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Governor-General's Trunk
+
+
+I
+
+McAllister was in the tank. His puffing and blowing as he dove and
+tumbled like a contented, rubicund porpoise, reverberated loudly among
+the marble pillars of the bath at the club. It was all part of a
+carefully adjusted and as rigorously followed regimen, for McAllister
+was a thorough believer in exercise (provided it was moderate), and took
+it regularly, averring that a fellow couldn't expect to eat and drink as
+much as he naturally wanted to unless he kept in some sort of condition,
+and if he didn't he would simply get off his peck, that was all. Hence
+"Chubby" arose regularly at nine-thirty, and wrapping himself in a
+padded Japanese silk dressing-gown, descended to the tank, where he dove
+six times and swam around twice, after which he weighed himself and had
+Tim rub him down. Tim felt a high degree of solicitude for all this
+procedure, since he was a personal discovery of McAllister's, and owed
+his present exalted position entirely to the clubman's interest, for
+the latter had found him at Coney Island earning his daily bread by
+diving, in the presence of countless multitudes, into a six-foot glass
+tank, where he seated himself upon the bottom and nonchalantly consumed
+a banana. McAllister's delight and enthusiasm at this elevating
+spectacle had been boundless.
+
+"Wish I could do any one thing as well as that feller dives down and
+eats that banana!" he had confided to his friend Wainwright. "Sometimes
+I feel as if my life had been wasted!" The upshot of the whole matter
+was that Tim had been forthwith engaged as rubber and swimming teacher
+at the club.
+
+McAllister had just taken his fifth plunge, and was floating lazily
+toward the steps, when Tim appeared at the door leading into the
+dressing-rooms and announced that a party wanted to speak to him on the
+'phone, the Lady somebody, evidently a very cantankerous old person, who
+was in the devil of a hurry, and wouldn't stand no waitin'.
+
+The clubman turned over, sputtered, touched bottom, and arose dripping
+to his feet. The "old person" on the wire was clearly his aunt, Lady
+Lyndhurst, and he knew very much better than to irritate her when she
+was in one of her tantrums. Still, he couldn't imagine what she wanted
+with him at that hour of the morning. She'd been placid enough the
+evening before when he'd left her after the opera. But ever since she
+had married Lord Lyndhurst for her second husband ten years before she'd
+been getting more and more dictatorial.
+
+"Tell her I'm in this beastly tank; awful sorry I can't speak with her
+myself, don'cher know, and find out what she wants. And _Tim_--handle
+her gently--it's my aunt."
+
+Tim grinned and winked a comprehending eye. As McAllister hurried into
+his bath-robe and slippers he wondered more and more why she had rung
+him up so early. He had intended calling on her after breakfast, any
+way, but "after breakfast" to McAllister meant in the neighborhood of
+twelve o'clock, for the meal was always carefully ordered the evening
+before for half-past ten the next morning, after which came the paper
+and a long, light Casadora, crop of '97, which McAllister had bought up
+entire. Something must be up--that was certain. He could imagine her in
+her wrapper and curl-papers holding converse with Tim over the wire. The
+language of his _protege_ might well assist in the process for which the
+curl-papers were required. There was nobody in the world, in
+McAllister's opinion, so queer as his aunt, except his aunt's husband.
+The latter was a stout, beefy nobleman of sixty-five, with a
+walrus-like countenance, an implicit faith in the perfection of British
+institutions, and about enough intelligence to drive a watering-cart. He
+had been rewarded for his unswerving fidelity to party with the post of
+Governor-General at a small group of islands somewhere near the equator,
+and had assumed his duties solemnly and ponderously, establishing the
+Bertillon system of measurements for the seven criminals which his
+islands supported, and producing quarterly monographs on the flora,
+fauna, and conchology of his dominion. Just now they were _en route_ for
+England (via Quebec, of course), and were stopping at the Waldorf.
+
+Tim presently reappeared.
+
+"She says you've got to hike right down to the hotel as fast as you can.
+She's terrible upset. My, ain't she a tiger?"
+
+"But what's the bloomin' row?" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+Tim looked round cautiously and lowered his voice.
+
+"The Lyndhurst Jewels has been stole!" said he.
+
+
+II
+
+The Lyndhurst Jewels stolen! No wonder Aunt Sophia had seemed peevish,
+for they were the treasured heirlooms of her husband's family,
+cherished and guarded by her with anxious eye. McAllister had always
+said the old man was an ass to go lugging 'em off down among the mangoes
+and land-crabs, but the Governor-General liked to have his lady appear
+in style at Government House, and took much innocent pleasure in
+astonishing the natives by the splendor of her adornment. The jewelry,
+however, was the source of unending annoyance to himself, Sophia, and
+everybody else, for it was always getting lost, and burglar scares
+occurred with regularity at the islands. It had been still intact,
+however, on their arrival in New York.
+
+The clubman found his uncle and aunt sitting dejectedly at the
+breakfast-table in the Diplomatic Suite.
+
+The atmosphere of gloom struck a cold chill to our friend's centre of
+vivacity. There were also evidences of a domestic misunderstanding. His
+aunt fidgeted nervously, and his uncle evaded McAllister's eye as they
+responded half-heartedly to his cheerful salutation. That the matter was
+serious was obvious. Clearly this time the jewels must be really gone.
+In addition, both the Governor-General and his lady kept looking over
+their shoulders fearfully, as if dreading the momentary assault of some
+assassin. McAllister inquired what the jolly mess was, incidentally
+suggesting that their hurry-call had deprived him of any attempt at
+breakfast. His hint, however, fell on barren ground.
+
+"That fool Morton has packed all the jewelry in the big Vuitton!"
+exclaimed his uncle, nervously jabbing his spoon into a grape-fruit. "To
+say the least, it was excessively careless of him, for he knows
+perfectly well that we always carry it in the morocco hand-bag, and
+never allow it out of our sight." The Governor-General paused, and took
+a sip of coffee.
+
+"Well," said McAllister, rather impatiently, "why don't you have him
+unpack it, then?" He couldn't for the life of him see why they made such
+a row about a thing of that sort. It was clear enough that they were
+both more than half mad.
+
+"Ah, that's the point! It was sent to the station with the rest of the
+luggage last evening. Heaven knows it may all have been stolen by this
+time! Think of it, McAllister! The Lyndhurst Jewels, secured merely by a
+miserable brass check with a number on it--and the railroad liable by
+express contract only to the extent of one hundred dollars!" Before
+Uncle Basil had attained his present eminence he had been called to the
+bar, and his book on "Flotsam and Jetsam" is still an authority in those
+regions to which later works have not penetrated. "You see we're
+leaving at three this afternoon, but why send it all so early unless
+_for a purpose_?" Lord Lyndhurst nodded conclusively. He had the air of
+one who had divined something.
+
+Still Chubby failed to see the connection. Someone, a valet evidently,
+had packed the jewelry in the wrong place, and then sent the load off a
+little ahead of time. What of it? He recalled vividly an occasion when
+the jewels had been stuffed by mistake into the soiled-clothes basket,
+but had turned up safe enough at the end of the trip.
+
+"If that is all," replied McAllister, "all you have to do is to send
+your man over to the station and have the trunk brought back. Send the
+fellow who packed the trunk--this Morton--whoever he is."
+
+"No," said his uncle, studiously knocking in the end of a boiled egg.
+"There are reasons. I wish you would go, instead. The fact is I don't
+wish Morton to leave the rooms this morning; I--I need him." Lord
+Lyndhurst again evaded the clubman's inquiring glance, and eyed the egg
+in an embarrassed fashion.
+
+McAllister laughed. "I guess your jewelry's all right," said he
+cheerfully. "Certainly I'll go. Don't worry. I'll have the trunk and the
+jewels back here inside of fifty minutes. Who's Morton, anyhow?"
+
+"My valet," replied Lord Lyndhurst, lowering his voice, and looking over
+his shoulder. "You wouldn't recall him. I engaged the man at Kingston on
+the way out. As a servant I have had absolutely no fault to find at all.
+You know it's very hard to get a good man to go to the Tropics, but
+Morton has seemed perfectly contented. Up to the present time I haven't
+had the slightest reason to suspect his honesty!"
+
+"Well, I don't see that you have any now," said McAllister. "I guess
+I'll start along. I haven't had anythin' to eat yet. Have you the
+check?"
+
+Uncle Basil gingerly handed him the bit of brass.
+
+"I secured it from Morton," he remarked, attacking the egg viciously.
+
+"Secured it?" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+The Governor-General nodded ambiguously.
+
+Aunt Sophia during the course of the recital had become almost
+hysterical, and now sat wringing her hands in the greatest agitation.
+Suddenly she broke forth:
+
+"I told Basil he had been too hasty! But he would have it that there was
+nothing else to do! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Why don't you tell him what
+you've done?"
+
+"What in thunder _have_ you done?" asked McAllister, now convinced
+beyond peradventure that his uncle was a candidate for the nearest
+insane asylum.
+
+Lord Lyndhurst became very red, stammered, and jerked his thumb over his
+shoulder.
+
+"Yes, secured it! Morton, if you must know it, is locked in the
+clothes-closet. I locked him!"
+
+"He's in _there_!" suddenly wailed Aunt Sophia. "Basil put him in! And
+now the jewelry's no one knows where, and there's a man in the room, and
+I'm afraid to stay and Basil's afraid to go for fear he may get out,
+and----"
+
+She was interrupted by a smothered voice that came from within the
+closet. McAllister was startled, for there was something faintly,
+vaguely familiar about it.
+
+"It's a bloomin' houtrage, it is! Look 'ere, sir, I'll 'ave you to
+hunderstand that I gives notice at once, sir, 'ere and now, sir! It's a
+great hindignity you are a-puttin' me to, sir! Won't you let me hout,
+sir?" The voice ceased momentarily.
+
+"Isn't it awful!" exclaimed Aunt Sophia. "He's been like that for over
+an hour!"
+
+"Yes!" added Uncle Basil. "At times he's been actually abusive." But
+McAllister was lost in an effort to recall the hazy past. Where had he
+heard that voice before?
+
+"'Ang it, sir! Won't you let me hout, sir," continued Morton. "I'm
+stiflin' in 'ere, an' I thinks there's a rat, sir. O Lawd! Let me hout!"
+
+McAllister jumped to his feet. Of course he recognized the voice! Could
+he ever forget it? Had anyone ever said "O Lawd!" in quite the same way
+as the majestic Wilkins? It could be no other! By George, the old man
+wasn't such a fool _after_ all! And the jewels! He smote his fist upon
+the table, while his uncle and aunt gazed at him apprehensively. There
+was no use exciting their fears, however. It was all plain to him, now.
+The clever dog! Well, the first thing was to see what had become of the
+jewels.
+
+"Damn!" came in vigorous tones from the closet, as Wilkins endeavored to
+assert himself. "It's a bloomin' houtrage, it is! I'll 'ave you arrested
+for hassault an' bat'ry, I will, if you _are_ a guv'nor! Let me _hout_,
+I say!"
+
+
+III
+
+McAllister lost no time in getting to the Grand Central Station. He was
+looking for a big Vuitton trunk, and he wanted to find it quick. For
+this purpose he enlisted the services of a burly young porter, who, for
+the consideration of a half-dollar, piloted the clubman through the
+crowded alleys of the outgoing baggage-room, until they came upon the
+familiar collection of Lord Lyndhurst's paraphernalia of travel. Eagerly
+he recognized the luggage of his uncle's official household. There were
+his boot-boxes, his hat-boxes, his portable desk, his dumb-bells, his
+bath-tub, his medicine chest, the secretary's trunk, the typewriter in
+its case; there were his aunt's basket trunks, and--yes--there was the
+big Vuitton. McAllister heaved a sigh of relief. The next thing was to
+get it back to the hotel as fast as possible.
+
+"That's it," said he to the porter. "Heave it out!" They were standing
+in a little open space some distance from the entrance. The big Vuitton
+lay at one side, and about it a row of other trunks roughly in a
+semicircle. The porter made but one step in the desired direction, then
+jumped as if he had seen a ghost, for a big basket trunk, standing alone
+upon its end apart, suddenly shook violently, its lock clicked, the
+cover swung open, and out jumped a slender, sharp-featured young man
+with a black mustache. It was Barney Conville, although at first
+McAllister failed to recognize him.
+
+"Look here you! Don't touch that trunk!" he exclaimed. Then he perceived
+McAllister, and a look of intense disgust overspread his face.
+
+"It's the Baron!" ejaculated McAllister. "Now what the devil do you
+suppose he's been doin' in that trunk? Howd'y', Baron," he added
+pleasantly, holding out his hand. "Hardly expected to see you here. Do
+you take your rest that way?" pointing to the trunk from which Conville
+had emerged.
+
+The detective eyed him with disapproval.
+
+"Say," he remarked, disdainfully, "you give me a pain--always buttin' in
+an' spoilin' everythin'! This here is a _plant_. I'm waitin' fer a
+thief--Jerry, the Oyster. They're goin' to try an' lift that big striped
+trunk over there. It belongs to an old party up to the Waldorf. He's a
+diplomatico."
+
+"He's my uncle!" cried McAllister.
+
+"Your _aunt_!" snorted Barney.
+
+"But I want to take that trunk back with me."
+
+"On the level?"
+
+"Sure!"
+
+"Can't help it! This is an important job. The Oyster's the cleverest
+thief in the business. Works in with all the butlers and valets. Why
+he's got away with more'n three thousand pieces of baggage. He's
+the----"
+
+Barney did not finish the sentence. Suddenly he ducked, and grabbing
+McAllister by the shoulder, pulled him down with him.
+
+"There he is now! Into the trunk! There's no other way! Plenty of room!"
+He shoved his fat companion inside and stepped after him. McAllister,
+utterly bewildered, tried to convince himself that he was not dreaming.
+He was quite sure he had taken only one Scotch that morning, but he
+pinched himself, and was relieved to get the proper reaction. When he
+became used to the dim light he discovered that he was ensconced in a
+dress-box of immense proportions, made of basket work, and covered with
+waterproofing. Placed on end, with a seat across the middle, it afforded
+a very comfortable place of concealment. Conville turned the key and
+locked the cover. Then he poked McAllister in the ribs.
+
+"Great joint, ain't it? Idee of the cap's. Makes a fine plant," he
+whispered, affixing his eye to a narrow slit near the top.
+
+"Sh-h!" he added; "he's here. There's another peeper over on your side."
+
+McAllister followed his example, gluing his eye to the improvised
+window, and discovered that they commanded the approach to the big
+Vuitton. And inside that innocent piece of luggage reposed the glory of
+his uncle's family, the heirlooms of four centuries! He made an
+involuntary movement.
+
+"Keep still!" hissed Conville, and McAllister sank back obediently.
+
+A young Anglican clergyman in shovel-hat and gaiters, carrying a dainty
+silver-headed umbrella in one hand and a copy of _The Churchman_ in the
+other, had approached the counter. He seemed somewhat at a loss, gazed
+vaguely about him for a moment, and then stepping up to the head
+baggage-man, an oldish man with white whiskers, addressed him anxiously.
+
+"I say, my man, I'm really in an awful mess, don't you know! I don't see
+my box anywhere. I sent it over from the hotel early this morning, and
+I'm leavin' for Montreal at three. The luggage-man says it was left here
+by ten o'clock. Do you keep all the boxes in this room?"
+
+The head baggage-man nodded.
+
+"Sorry you've lost your trunk," said he. "If it ain't here we haven't
+got it, but like as not it's mixed up in one of them piles. If you'll
+wait for about ten minutes I'll see if I can find it for your
+Reverence."
+
+The Anglican looked shocked.
+
+"Thanks, I'm sure," he murmured stiffly. He was a slight young man with
+a monocle and mutton-chops.
+
+"It's very good of you," he added after a pause, with more
+condescension. "Awfully awkward to be without one's luggage, for I have
+a service in Montreal to-morrow, and all my vestments are in my box. I
+fear I shall miss my train."
+
+"Oh, I guess not!" replied the baggage-man encouragingly. "I'll be with
+you presently. You come in and look around yourself, and if you don't
+see it I'll help you. This way, sir," and he lifted a section of the
+counter and allowed the clergyman to pass in.
+
+"My! Ain't he _clever_!" whispered Barney delightedly.
+
+The clergyman now began a rather dilatory investigation of the contents
+of the baggage-room, bending over and examining every trunk in sight,
+and even tapping the one in which they were ensconced with the silver
+head of his umbrella, but after a few moments, in apparent despair, he
+took his stand beside the big trunk marked "B. C. L.," and gazed
+despondently about him. There was nothing in his appearance to suggest
+that he was other than he seemed, but Barney directed McAllister's
+attention to the copy of _The Churchman_, from the leaves of which
+protruded two diminutive pieces of string, put there, as it might
+appear, for a book-mark. And now as the Anglican shifted from one foot
+to the other, ostensibly waiting for the porter, he placed his hands
+behind him and took a step or two backward toward the big trunk. Chubby
+was by this time all agog. What would the fellow do? He certainly
+couldn't be goin' to shoulder the trunk and try to walk off with it!
+
+Suddenly McAllister saw the daintily gloved hands slip a penknife from
+among the leaves of the magazine and quickly sever the check from the
+handle of the trunk. The Anglican altered his position and waited until
+the baggage-man was once more engaged at the other end of the counter.
+Again this amiable representative of the cloth shuffled backward until
+the handle was within easy reach, and with a dexterity which must have
+been born of long practice deftly tied the two ends of string around it.
+With a quick motion he stepped away in the direction of the counter, and
+out from the leaves of _The Churchman_ fell and dangled a new check
+stamped "Waistcoat's Express, No. 1467."
+
+"My good fellow," impatiently drawled the clergyman, approaching the
+baggage-man, "I really can't wait, don'cher know. I've looked
+everywhere, and my box isn't here. I don't know whether to blame that
+beastly luggage-man, or whether it's the fault of this disgustin'
+American railroad. It's evident someone's at fault, and as I assume that
+you are in charge I shall report you immediately."
+
+[Illustration: Deftly tied the two ends of string around it.]
+
+The elderly baggage-man regarded the robust champion of religion before
+him with scorn.
+
+"Well, son, you can report all you like. I've worked in this
+baggage-room eighteen years, and you're not the first English crank who
+thought he owned the hull Central Railroad," and he turned on his heel,
+while the clergyman, with an expression of horror, ambled quickly out of
+the side door.
+
+McAllister had watched this remarkable proceeding with enthusiastic
+interest, his round face shining with the excitement of a child.
+
+"Jiminy, but this is great!" he exclaimed, slapping Barney upon the
+back. "And to think of your doin' it for a livin'! Why I'd sit here all
+day for nothin'! What happens next? And what becomes of the feller
+that's just gone out?"
+
+"Oh, you ain't seen half the show yet!" responded Conville, pleased. "It
+is pretty good fun at times. But, o' course, this is a star performance,
+and we're sure of our man. Oh, it beats the theayter, all right, all
+right! Truth's stranger than fiction every time, you bet. Now take this
+Oyster--why he's a regular cracker-jack! Got sense enough to be an
+alderman, or president, or anythin', but he keeps right at his own
+little job of liftin' trunks, an' he ain't never been caught yet. His
+pal'll be along now any minute."
+
+"How's that?" inquired Chubby with eagerness.
+
+"Why, don'cher see? Jerry's cut off the reg'lar tag, and now the other
+feller'll present a duplicate of the one Jerry's just hitched on. Great
+game, 'Foxy Quiller,' eh?"
+
+McAllister admitted delightedly that it was a great game. By George, it
+beat playin' the horses! At the same time he shivered as he realized how
+nearly the famous jewels had actually been lost. Wilkins must be an
+awful bad egg to go and tie up to a gang of that sort!
+
+The baggage-man, serenely unconscious of all that had been taking place
+behind his back, and apparently not soured by his little set-to with the
+Englishman, was genially assisting the great American public to find its
+effects, and beaming on all about him. People streamed in and out,
+engines coughed and wheezed; from outside came the roar and rattle of
+the city.
+
+Presently there bounced in a stout person in a yellow and black suit,
+with white waistcoat and green tie, who mopped his red face with a large
+silk handkerchief. Rushing up to a porter who seemed to be unoccupied,
+he threw down a pasteboard check, together with a shining half-dollar,
+and shouted, "Here, my good feller, that trunk, will you? Quick! The big
+one with the red letters on it--'B. C. L.' They sent it here from the
+Astoria instead of to the steamboat dock, and my ship sails at twelve.
+Now, get a move on!"
+
+The porter grabbed the check and the half-dollar, and falling upon the
+big Vuitton, rolled it end over end out into the street, followed by its
+perspiring claimant.
+
+"That's right, that's right," shouted the bounder. "Chuck it on behind.
+Mus'n't miss the boat!" and throwing the porter another half-dollar, the
+sportive traveller jumped into the hack, yelling, "Now drive like the
+devil!" The door closed with a bang, and the vehicle quickly disappeared
+among the tracks and wagons of Forty-second Street.
+
+McAllister for the first time felt distinctly uneasy.
+
+"Look here," he whispered feverishly, "is it right to let him walk off
+like that? Hurry! Open the trunk, or he'll get away!"
+
+"Sit still, and don't get excited!" commanded Barney. "It's all right,"
+he added condescendingly, remembering that McAllister was unfamiliar
+with such mysteries. "We've got him covered. He couldn't get away to
+save his neck. An' as for follerin' him, why he'll carry that trunk half
+over New York before he lands it where it's goin'!"
+
+"All right!" sighed the clubman; "you're the doctor. But it seems to me
+you're takin' a lot of risk. Your brother officer might lose track of
+him, or he might drop the trunk somehow, and _then_ where would the
+jewels be?"
+
+"Right exactly where they are _now_," replied Barney with a grin. "In
+the office safe at the Waldorf. They ain't never left the hotel. There
+wasn't any need of it, and if I hadn't taken 'em out I'd 've had to
+watch 'em here all night. Now everythin's all right.
+
+"And say," he added, chuckling at the joke of it, "I forgot to tell you.
+Who do you suppose is workin' with Jerry? Fatty Welch! 'Wilkins,' you'd
+call him. He's turned up again an' hooked on, somehow, to the Gov'nor.
+Me and my side-partner's been trailin' 'em both ever since your uncle
+hit New York. I had the room opposite him at the Waldorf. Yesterday
+mornin' I saw Welch pack the jewelry. I was togged out as a bell-boy,
+and was cleanin' the winders. The Gov'nor's kind of figgity you know,
+and I thought we'd better not mention anythin' to _him_. Of course I
+didn't have any idea _you'd_ come waltzin' along this way."
+
+McAllister solemnly held out his hand to the detective. He was as
+demonstrative as his narrow quarters rendered possible.
+
+"Baron," said he, "you're a corker! I've learned a heap this morning."
+
+"There's lots of things you never dream of, Horace," replied Barney
+politely.
+
+"Do you remember, Baron, the last time we met asking me to help you nab
+Wilkins?" continued McAllister. "Well, I'm goin' to make good. I've got
+him safely locked in a closet at the hotel. He promised not to come
+back, and now I'm done with him. What do you say to that?"
+
+"Good work!" ejaculated Barney. "Keep it up! In time you might make a
+pretty good detective."
+
+From Barney such a concession was high praise, and showed intense
+appreciation. On their way back to the Waldorf he explained that the
+"Oyster" was one of a very few "guns" able effectively to make use of a
+disguise, this being in part due to the fact that he was the son of a
+clergyman, and educated for the stage.
+
+They were met at the door of the apartment by Lady Lyndhurst.
+
+"Basil has disappeared!" she gasped. "And that awful man in the closet
+has become so blasphemous that I can't remain with decency in the room."
+
+McAllister partially pacified her by stating that the jewelry was
+entirely safe. He wondered what on earth had become of the Governor.
+Once inside the suite conversation became practically impossible, owing
+to the sounds of inarticulate rage which proceeded from the closet.
+
+Barney decided to place the valet immediately under arrest and take him
+to Police Headquarters. The sooner they did so the more likely he would
+be to "squeal." He requested McAllister to arm himself with a
+walking-stick, and to stand ready to come to his assistance if, on
+opening the door, he should find himself unable to cope with the
+prisoner alone. Aunt Sophia was relegated to her bedroom, the door
+leading to the corridor was closed and locked, and the two prepared for
+the conflict. The detective, of course, had his pistol, which he cocked
+and held ready.
+
+"Don't fire 'till you see the whites of his eyes!" murmured McAllister.
+
+"Fire--nothin'!" muttered Barney, throwing open the closet door.
+
+"Hands up, or I'll shoot!" yelled the detective, as a fat, wild-eyed
+individual sprung from within and burst upon their astonished gaze. The
+Governor-General stood before them.
+
+[Illustration: "Hands up, or I'll shoot!" yelled the detective, as a
+fat, wild-eyed individual sprung from within.]
+
+Speechless with rage, he glowered from one to the other--then in
+response to their surprised inquiries broke into incoherent explanation.
+He had waited on guard some ten minutes after McAllister's departure,
+and Sophia had gone to her bedroom to finish dressing, when suddenly the
+expostulations of Morton had seemed to grow fainter. Finally they had
+died entirely away, and in their place had come terrible gasps and
+gurgles. He had remembered that there was no means of renewing the air
+supply in the closet, and had become alarmed. Presently all sounds had
+ceased. He was convinced that Morton was being suffocated. Opening the
+door, he had found the valet apparently lying there unconscious, and had
+dragged him forth, whereupon Morton had suddenly returned to life, and
+before he knew it had jammed him into the closet and locked the door.
+
+"He was most impertinent, too, when he got on the outside, I can assure
+you," concluded Lord Lyndhurst indignantly. "Gave me a lot of gratuitous
+advice!"
+
+McAllister and the detective endeavored to calm his troubled spirit, and
+soothe his ruffled dignity, informing him that the jewels had been in
+the hotel safe all the time. The Governor, however, refused to take any
+stock whatever in their explanation. Nothing of the sort could possibly
+have happened in England. It took them an hour to persuade him that they
+were not lying. The only things that appeared to convince him at all
+were the disappearance of Morton, a large bump on his own forehead, and
+the actual presence of the jewelry in the safe downstairs. Even then he
+sent to Tiffany's for a man to examine it.
+
+Barney he regarded with unconcealed suspicion, subjecting him to an
+exhaustive cross-examination upon his antecedents and occupation. The
+Governor declared he was astounded at his impudence. The idea of opening
+his private luggage! He would address a communication to the
+authorities! It was little better than grand larceny. It _was_ grand
+larceny, by Jupiter! Hadn't Conville abstracted the jewels _vi et
+armis_? Of _course_ he had! Damme, he would see if the sacred rights of
+an English official should be trampled on! It was _trespass_
+anyway--_Trespass ab initio_! Did Conville know that? It was grand
+larceny _and_ trespass. He would lock him up.
+
+Barney grinned, and the Governor again became almost apoplectic.
+
+He snorted scornfully at the detective's explanation about this Jerry
+"What-do-you-call-him--the Clam." Pooh! Did they expect him to believe
+_that_? Conville was a confounded, hair-brained busybody--He dwindled
+off, exhausted.
+
+At that moment there came a sharp rap upon the door, and an officer in
+roundsman's uniform entered.
+
+"Gentleman called at the precinct house and reported a jewelry theft in
+this suite. Said the thief had been caught and locked up in a closet, so
+I thought I'd drop over and see how things stood."
+
+He looked inquiringly at McAllister, significantly at the
+Governor-General, and then caught sight of Barney.
+
+"Hello, Conville!" he exclaimed. "You on the case? Well, then I'll drop
+out. Got your man, I see!" He glanced again at the dishevelled scion of
+nobility before him.
+
+"Everythin's all right," answered the detective with a chuckle. "I guess
+they was fakin' you round at the house. By the way, I want you to meet a
+friend of mine--Roundsman McCarthy, let me present you to his Nibs--the
+Governor-General."
+
+The Governor glared immobile, his stony eyes shifting from the now red
+and stammering roundsman to Conville's beaming countenance, and back
+again.
+
+"Gentlemen," he remarked sternly, "do you prefer Scotch or rye? You will
+find cigars on the sideboard. The drinks, as you Yankees say, are upon
+_me_!"
+
+"By the way," he added to McCarthy, as McAllister filled the glasses,
+"would you be so obliging as to describe the individual who so
+thoughtfully notified you in regard to the loss of the jewelry?"
+
+"Rather stout, well-dressed man, fat face, gray eyes," answered
+McCarthy, lighting a cigar. "Looked somethin' like this gentleman here,"
+indicating the clubman. "Spoke with a kind of English accent. Nice
+appearin' feller, all right."
+
+"By George! Wilkins!" ejaculated McAllister.
+
+"Damn!" exploded Uncle Basil.
+
+"The nerve of him!" muttered Barney.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Golden Touch
+
+
+I
+
+McAllister, with his friend Wainwright, was lounging before the fire in
+the big room, having a little private Story Teller's Night of their own.
+It was in the early autumn, and neither of the clubmen were really
+settled in town as yet, the former having run down from the Berkshires
+only for a few days, and the latter having just landed from the Cedric.
+The sight of Tomlinson, who appeared tentatively in the distance and
+then, receiving no encouragement, stalked slowly away, reminded
+Wainwright of something he had heard in Paris.
+
+"I base my claim to your sympathetic credence, McAllister, upon the
+impregnable rock of universally accepted fact that Tomlinson is a
+highfalutin ass. I see that you agree. Very good, then; I proceed. In
+the first place, you must know that our anemic friend decided last
+spring that the state of his health required a trip to Paris. He
+therefore went--alone. The reason is obvious. Who should he fall in
+with at the Hotel Continental but a gentleman named Buncomb--Colonel C.
+T. P. Buncomb, a person with a bullet-hole in the middle of his
+forehead, who claimed to belong to a most exclusive Southern family in
+Savannah. Incidentally he'd been in command of a Georgia regiment in the
+Civil War and had been knocked in the head at Gettysburg--one of those
+big, flabby fellows with white hair. If all Tomlinson says about his
+capacity to chew Black Strap and absorb rum is accurate, I reckon the
+Colonel was right up to weight and could qualify as an F. F. V. He knew
+everybody and everything in Paris; passed up our friend right along the
+Faubourg Saint Germain; and introduced him to a lot of duchesses and
+countesses--that is, Tomlinson _says_ they were. Can't you see 'em,
+swaggerin' down the Champs-Elysees arm in arm? In addition, he took our
+mournful acquaintance to all the _cafes chantants_ and students' balls,
+and gave him sure things on the races. Oh, that Colonel must have been a
+regular doodle-bug!
+
+"In due course Tomlinson gathered that his new friend was a mining
+expert taking a short vacation and just blowing in an extra half million
+or so. He believed it. You see, he had never met any of them at the
+Waldorf at home. He was also introduced to a young man in the same line
+of business, named Larry Summerdale, who seemed to have plenty of money,
+and was likewise _au fait_ with the aristocracy.
+
+"Well, one night, after they had been to the Bal Boullier and had had a
+little supper at the Jockey Club, the Colonel became a trifle more
+confidential than usual, and let drop that their friend Summerdale had a
+brother employed as private secretary by a copper king who owned a
+wonderful mine out in Arizona called The Silver Bow. The stock in this
+concern had originally been sold at five dollars a share, but recently a
+rich vein had been struck and the stock had quadrupled in value. No one
+knew of this except the officers of the company, who, of course, were
+anxious to buy up all they could find. They had located most of it
+easily enough, but there were two or three lots that had thus far eluded
+them. Among these was the largest single block of stock in existence,
+owned by the son of the original discoverer of the prospect. He had two
+thousand shares, and was blissfully ignorant of the fact that they were
+worth forty thousand dollars. Just where this chap was no one seemed to
+know, but his name was Edwin H. Blake, and he was supposed to be in
+Paris. It appeared that the Colonel and Larry were watching out for
+Blake with the charitable idea of relieving him of his stock at five,
+and selling it for twenty in the States.
+
+"Next day, if you'll believe it, the Colonel didn't remember a thing;
+became quite angry at Tomlinson's supposing he'd take advantage of any
+person in the way suggested; explained that he must have been drinking,
+and begged him to forget everything that might have been said. Of
+course, Tomlinson dropped the subject, but after that the Colonel and he
+rather drifted apart. Then quite by accident, two or three weeks later,
+our friend stumbled on Blake himself--met him right on the race-track,
+through a Frenchman named Depau.
+
+"Now our innocent friend had been sort of lonely ever since he'd lost
+sight of Buncomb, and this Blake turned out to be an awfully good sort.
+Tomlinson naturally inquired if he'd ever met the Colonel or Larry
+Summerdale, but he never had, and finally they took an apartment
+together."
+
+"He must have been pleased when Tomlinson told him about the value of
+his stock," remarked McAllister, lighting another cigar.
+
+"I'm comin' to that," replied Wainwright. "It seems that Tomlinson so
+far forgot his early New England traditions as to covet that stock
+himself. Shockin', wasn't it?
+
+"One day, when they were lunching at the Trois Freres, our friend
+hinted that he was interested in mining stock. Blake laughed, and
+replied that if Tomlinson owned as much as he did of the stuff he
+wouldn't want to see another share as long as he lived, and added that
+he was loaded up with a lot of worthless stock--two thousand shares--in
+an old prospect in Arizona that he had inherited from his father, and
+wasn't worth the paper the certificate was printed on. The leery
+Tomlinson admitted having heard of the mine, but gave it as his
+impression that it had possibilities.
+
+"Then he had a sudden headache, and went out and cabled to The Silver
+Bow offices at the _World_ building here in New York to find out what
+the company would pay for the stock. In an hour or two he got an answer
+stating that they were prepared to give twenty dollars a share for not
+less than two thousand shares. Good, eh?
+
+"Well, next day he led the conversation round again to mining stocks,
+and finally offered to buy Blake's holdings for five dollars a share.
+When the latter hesitated, Tomlinson was so afraid he'd lose the stock
+that he almost raised his bid to fifteen; but Blake only laughed, and
+said that he had no intention of robbing one of his friends, and that
+the old stuff really wasn't worth a cent. Tomlinson became quite
+indignant, suggested that perhaps he knew more about that particular
+mine than even Blake did, and finally overcame the latter's scruples
+and persuaded him to sell. Then Tomlinson disposed of some bonds by
+cable, and that evening gave Blake a draft for fifty thousand francs in
+exchange for his two thousand share certificate in The Silver Bow of
+Arizona. He told me it had a picture of a miner with a pick-ax and a
+mule standing against the rising sun on it. Sort of allegorical, don't
+you think?
+
+"Blake continued to protest that our friend was being cheated, and
+offered to buy it back at any time; but Tomlinson's one idea was to get
+to New York as fast as possible. He had cabled that the stock was on the
+way, and that very night he slid out of Paris and caught the
+Norddeutscher Lloyd at Cherbourg. I inferred that he occupied the bridal
+chamber on the way back all by himself.
+
+"The instant they landed he jumped in a cab and started for the _World_
+building; but when he got there he couldn't find any Silver Bow Mining
+Company. It had evaporated. It had been there right enough--for ten
+days--the ten days Tomlinson calculated that it had taken Blake to sell
+him the stock. But no one knew where it had gone or what had become of
+it.
+
+"Well, of course," kept on Wainwright, "he nearly went crazy; cabled the
+police in Paris and had 'em all arrested, including Colonel Buncomb;
+and took the next steamer back. He says they had the trial in a little
+police court in the Palais de Justice. Buncomb had hired Maitre Labori
+to defend him. Everybody kept their hats on, and apparently they all
+shouted at once. The Judge was the only one that kept his mouth shut at
+all. Tomlinson told his story through an interpreter, and charged
+Buncomb, Summerdale, and Blake with conspiracy to defraud.
+
+"When the Colonel realized what it was all about he jumped into the
+middle of the room, pushed his silk hat back of his ears, flapped his
+coat-tails, and sailed into 'em in good old Southern style. I tell you
+he must have made the eagle scream. He was a Colonel in the Confederate
+Army, he was--the Thirtieth Georgia. The whole thing was a miserable
+French scheme to blackmail him. He'd appeal to the American Ambassador.
+He'd see if a parcel of French soup-makers and a police judge could
+interfere with the Constitution of the United States. Every once in a
+while he'd yell '_Conspuez_' or '_A bas_' and sort of froth at the
+mouth. He made a great big impression. Then Maitre Labori got in _his_
+licks. He said Tomlinson was a wolf in sheep's clothing--a rascal--a
+'vilain m'sieur,' whatever that is.
+
+"Finally he inquired, with a very unpleasant smile, if Buncomb had ever
+asked him to buy any stock?
+
+"Tomlinson had to say 'No.'
+
+"Did Larry Summerdale?
+
+"'No'
+
+"Didn't Blake tell him the stock was worthless?
+
+"'Yes.'
+
+"How did he know the stock wasn't worth what he paid for it?
+
+"'Well, he didn't absolutely.'
+
+"The Labori said something with a long rattling 'r' in it like a snake,
+and turned with a gesture of extreme contempt to the Judge. He remarked
+that one glance of comparison between Colonel Buncomb and Tomlinson
+would show which was the gentleman and which was the rogue. Then the
+first thing our friend knew the court had adjourned--they had all been
+turned out--discharged--acquitted. But the thing that most disgusted
+Tomlinson was that as he was coming away he saw the whole push, the
+Colonel and Larry and Blake, all piling into a big Panhard autocar. They
+passed him going about eighty miles an hour. You see, Tomlinson had paid
+for that car, and he'd always wanted one to run himself. The last he
+heard of 'em they were tearing up the Riviera."
+
+"And what did Tomlinson do then?" asked McAllister.
+
+"There was nothing he could do in Paris, so he came home on a ten-day
+boat and went to visit his uncle up at Methuen, Mass. Gay place,
+Methuen! Saturday night you can ride down to Lawrence on the electric
+car for a nickel and hear the band play in front of the gas works. But
+the simple life has done him good."
+
+
+II
+
+One evening, several months later, McAllister and a party of friends
+dropped into Rector's after the theatre for a caviare sandwich before
+turning in. The hostelry, as usual, was in a blaze of light and crowded,
+but after waiting for a few moments they were given a table just vacated
+by a party of four. McAllister, having given their order, noticed a
+couple seated directly in his line of vision who instantly challenged
+his attention. The girl was ordinary--slender, dark-haired,
+sharp-featured, and clad in a scarlet costume trimmed with
+ermine--obviously an actress or vaudeville "artist." It was her
+companion, however, that caused McAllister to readjust his monocle.
+Curious! Where had he seen that face? It was that of a heavy man of
+approximately sixty, benign, smooth-shaven, full-featured, and with an
+expanse of broad white forehead, the centre of which was marked in a
+curious fashion by a deep dent like a hole made by dropping a marble
+into soft putty. It gave him the appearance of having had a third eye,
+now extinct. It fascinated McAllister. He was sure he had met the old
+fellow somewhere--he couldn't just place where. But that hole in the
+forehead--yes, he was certain! Listening abstractedly to his friends'
+conversation, the clubman studied his neighbor, becoming each moment
+more convinced that at some time in the past they had been thrown
+together. Presently the pair arose, and the man helped the woman into
+her ermine coat. The hole in his forehead kept falling in and out of
+shadow, as McAllister, his eyes fastened upon it like some bird charmed
+by a reptile, watched the head waiter bow them ostentatiously out.
+
+"Fellows!" exclaimed McAllister, "look at those people just going out;
+do you know who they are?"
+
+"Why, that's Yvette Vibbert, the comedienne," said Rogers. "She's at
+Hammerstein's. I don't know her escort. By George! that's a queer thing
+on his forehead."
+
+McAllister beckoned the head waiter to him.
+
+"Alphonse, who's the gentleman with Mademoiselle Vibbert?"
+
+Alphonse smiled.
+
+"Zat is Monsieur Herbert." He pronounced it Erbaire.
+
+"Well, who's Monsieur Erbaire?"
+
+Alphonse elevated his eyebrows, shrugged his shoulders, protruded his
+lips, and extended the palms of his hands.
+
+"Alphonse says," remarked McAllister, turning to the group around the
+table, "Alphonse says that you can search _him_."
+
+
+III
+
+McAllister had speculated for a day or two upon the probable identity of
+the man with the hole in his forehead, and then had finally given it up
+as a bad job. One didn't like to dig up the past too carefully, anyhow.
+You never could tell exactly what you might exhume.
+
+The next Sunday afternoon, while running his eyes carelessly over the
+"personals," his notice was attracted to the following:
+
+ BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.--Advertiser wants party with
+ four thousand dollars ready cash; can make twelve
+ thousand dollars in five weeks; no scheme, strictly
+ legitimate business transaction; will bear thorough
+ investigation; must act immediately; no brokers;
+ principals only.
+ HERBERT, 319 Herald.
+
+The name sounded familiar. But he didn't know any Herbert. Then there
+hovered in the penumbra of his consciousness for a moment the ghost of a
+scarlet dress, an ermine hat. Ah, yes! Herbert was the man with the hole
+in his forehead that night at Rector's, that Alphonse didn't know. But
+where had he known that man? He raised his eyes and caught a glimpse of
+Tomlinson, the saturnine Tomlinson, sitting by a window. Of course!
+Buncomb--Colonel C. T. P. Buncomb--Tomlinson's high-rolling friend of
+the Champs-Elysees--turned up in New York as Mr. Herbert--a man who'd
+triple your money in five weeks! The chain was complete. If he kept his
+wits about him he might increase the reputation achieved at Blair's. It
+would require _finesse_, to be sure, but his experience with Conville
+had given him confidence. Here was a chance to do a little more
+detective work on his own account. He replied to the advertisement,
+inviting an interview. The "Colonel" would probably call, try some old
+swindling game, McAllister would lure him on, and at the proper moment
+call in the police. It looked easy sailing.
+
+Accordingly the appointed hour next day found the clubman waiting
+impatiently at his rooms, and at two o'clock promptly Mr. Herbert was
+announced. But McAllister was doomed to disappointment. The visitor was
+not the Colonel at all, and didn't even have a bullet-hole in his
+forehead. A short, thick-set man, arrayed carefully in a dark blue
+overcoat, bowed himself in. In his hand he carried a glistening silk
+hat, and his own countenance was no less shining and urbane. Thick
+bristly black hair parted mathematically in the middle drooped on either
+side of his forehead above a pair of snappy black eyes and rather
+bulbous nose.
+
+McAllister somewhat uneasily invited his guest to be seated.
+
+Mr. Herbert smilingly took the chair offered him.
+
+"Mr. McAllister?" he inquired affably.
+
+"Ye-es," replied the clubman. "I noticed your advertisement in the
+_Herald_, and it occurred to me that I might like to look into it."
+
+Mr. Herbert smiled slightly in a deprecating manner.
+
+"I admit my method savors a trifle of charlatanism," he remarked, "but
+the situation was unusual and time was of the essence. Are we quite
+alone?"
+
+"Oh, yes, certainly! Will you smoke?"
+
+Mr. Herbert had no objection to joining McAllister in a cigar.
+
+"The gist of the matter is this," he explained, holding the weed in the
+corner of his mouth as he spoke--a trick McAllister had never acquired.
+"I have a brother who is employed in a confidential capacity by the
+president of a large mining company--The Golden Touch. The stock has
+always sold at around four or five. Recently they struck a very rich
+lode. It was kept very quiet, and only the officers of the company
+actually on the field know of it. Needless to say, they are buying in
+the stock as fast as they can."
+
+"Of course," answered McAllister sympathetically. He felt as if he had
+run across an old friend again. Things were looking up a bit.
+
+"Well, I have located a block of which they know absolutely nothing. It
+was issued to an engineer in lieu of cash for services at the mine. He
+suddenly developed sciatica, and is obliged to go to Baden-Baden. At
+present he is laid up at one of the hotels in this city. Of course he is
+ignorant of the find made since he left Arizona, and of the fact that
+his stock, once worth only five dollars a share, is now selling at
+twenty."
+
+"Well, he's a richer man than he supposes," commented McAllister
+naively.
+
+Mr. Herbert smiled with condescension.
+
+"Exactly. That is the point. If I had five thousand dollars I could buy
+his thousand shares to-morrow and sell it to the company at fifteen
+thousand dollars' profit. You furnish the funds, I the opportunity, and
+we divide even. I've a sure thing! What do you think of it?"
+
+"By George!" exclaimed the clubman, slapping his knee delightedly, "I've
+a mind to go you! . . . But," he added shrewdly, "I should want to see
+the prospective buyer of my stock before I purchased it."
+
+"Right you are; right you are, Mr. McAllister," instantly returned Mr.
+Herbert. "Now, I'm dead on the level, see? To-morrow morning you can go
+down and see the president of The Golden Touch yourself. The offices are
+in the New York Life Building."
+
+"All right," answered McAllister. "To-morrow? Wait a minute; I've an
+engagement. Why can't we go now?"
+
+Mr. Herbert nodded approvingly. Ah, _that_ was business! They would go
+at once.
+
+McAllister rang for Frazier, who assisted him into his coat and summoned
+a cab. On their way down-town Herbert waxed even more confidential. He
+believed, if they could land this block of stock, they might perhaps dig
+up a few more hundred shares. Conscientious effort counted just as much
+in an affair of this sort as in any other. McAllister displayed the
+deepest interest.
+
+Arrived at the New York Life Building, the two took the elevator to the
+fifth floor, where Herbert led the way to a large suite on the Leonard
+Street side. McAllister rarely had to go down-town--his lawyer usually
+called on him at his rooms--and was much impressed by the marble
+corridors and gilt lettering upon the massive doors. Upon a door at the
+end of the hall the clubman could see in large capitals the words,
+
+ THE GOLDEN TOUCH MINING CO.
+
+ _Office of the President._
+
+They turned to the left and paused outside another door marked
+"Entrance." Herbert thought he'd better remain in the corridor--the
+President might smell a rat; so McAllister decided to enter alone. In an
+adjoining suite he could see some men testing a fire-escape consisting
+of a long bulging canvas tube, which reached from the window in the
+direction of the street below. Someone was preparing to make a descent.
+McAllister wished he could stop and see the fellow slide through; but
+business was business, and he opened the door.
+
+Inside he found himself in a large, handsome office. Three gum-chewing
+boys idled at desks in front of a brass railing, behind which several
+typewriters rattled continuously. On learning that McAllister desired to
+see the President, one of the boys penetrated an inner office, and
+presently beckoned our friend into another room hung with large maps and
+photographs and furnished with a mahogany table, around which were
+ranged a dozen vacant but impressive chairs. In the room beyond,
+evidently the holy of holies, he could see an elderly man at a roll-top
+desk smoking a large cigar.
+
+McAllister was beginning to lose his nerve; everything seemed so
+methodical and everybody so busy. Telephones rang incessantly; buzzers
+whirred; the machines clacked; and the man inside smoked on serenely,
+unperturbed, a wonderful example of the superiority of mind over matter.
+Who was he? McAllister began to fear that he was going to make an ass of
+himself. Then the magnate slowly raised his eyes; retreat became no
+longer possible. With a start, McAllister found himself face to face
+with the man with the bullet-hole in his forehead. The latter bowed
+slightly.
+
+"I am President Van Vorst," he announced in a dignified manner.
+
+McAllister hastily tried to assume the expression and manner of a yokel.
+
+"Er--er--" he stammered; "you see, the fact is, I want to sell some
+stock."
+
+The Colonel eyed him sternly.
+
+"Stock? What stock?"
+
+"In the Golden Touch."
+
+The President slightly elevated his eyebrows.
+
+"Stock in The Golden Touch? How much have you got?"
+
+"About a thousand shares."
+
+"Nonsense!" remarked the Colonel.
+
+"No, it isn't," replied McAllister. "I have, really. What'll you pay for
+it?"
+
+"Five dollars a share."
+
+"No, no," said McAllister, edging nervously toward the door. "I think
+it's worth more than that."
+
+"Come back here," muttered the other, getting up from his chair and
+scowling. "What do you know about the value of The Golden Touch, I
+should like to know?"
+
+"Perhaps I know more than you think," answered McAllister, with an inane
+imitation of airy nonchalance.
+
+"See here," said the Colonel excitedly, "is this on the level? Can you
+deliver a thousand?"
+
+"Certainly."
+
+The President sank back in his chair.
+
+"Then you have located Murphy's stock!" he exclaimed. "You've beaten us!
+That cursed certificate was issued just before--" He paused, and looked
+sharply toward McAllister.
+
+"Just before you made that strike," finished the clubman significantly.
+
+"Hang you!" cried the Colonel angrily. "What do you ask?"
+
+"Eighteen."
+
+"Too much. Give you ten."
+
+McAllister started for the door.
+
+At that instant a telegraph-boy entered and handed the President a
+flimsy yellow paper.
+
+"Give you twelve," added the Colonel, casting his eye rapidly over the
+telegram.
+
+"Can't do business on that basis."
+
+"Well, you've got us cornered. I'll break the record. I'll give you
+fifteen."
+
+McAllister hesitated.
+
+"All right," said he rather reluctantly. "Cash down?"
+
+"Of course," replied the Colonel. "I'll wait here for you. You might as
+well look at this now." And he showed the clubman the paper.
+
+ STAFFORD, ARIZONA.
+
+ _Struck very rich ore on the foot-wall. Recent assays
+ show eight per cent. copper, carrying five dollars in
+ gold to the ton. Try and locate Murphy's stock._
+
+"You see," added the Colonel, "I've got to get it, if it busts me!"
+
+"Well, you shall have it in half an hour," replied McAllister.
+
+Out in the corridor Herbert wanted to know exactly what had happened,
+and laughed heartily when McAllister described the interview. Oh, that
+old Van Vorst was a sly dog! He'd steal the gold out of your teeth if
+you gave him the chance. Carrying five dollars in gold to the ton! That
+was even better than his brother had advised him. Well, the next thing
+was to capture Murphy's stock.
+
+On their way to the Astor House to see the sick engineer, McAllister
+stopped at the Chemical National Bank, on the pretext of procuring the
+money to pay for the stock, and there called up Police Headquarters.
+Conville presently came to the wire, and it was arranged between them
+that the detective should communicate with Tomlinson and bring him at
+once to the New York Life Building. There they would await the return of
+McAllister and follow him to the offices of the mining company.
+
+McAllister then rejoined Mr. Herbert in the cab and drove at once to the
+hotel. The polite clerk informed the strangers that Mr. Murphy was bad,
+very bad, and that they would have to secure permission from the trained
+nurse before they could visit him. They might, however, go upstairs and
+inquire for themselves.
+
+Mr. Murphy's room proved to be at the extreme end of a musty corridor,
+in which the pungent odor of iodoform and antiseptics, noticeable even
+at the elevator, gave evidence of his lamentable condition. A soft knock
+brought an immediate response from a muscular male nurse, who was at
+last persuaded to allow them to interview his patient on the express
+condition that their call should be limited to a few moments' duration
+only. Inside, the smell of medicine became overpowering. McAllister
+could discern by the dim light a figure lying upon a bed in the far
+corner shrouded in bandages, and moaning with pain. Near at hand stood a
+table covered with liniment and bottles.
+
+"Wot is it?" whined the sick engineer. "Carn't yer leave me in peace?
+Wot is it, I s'y?"
+
+For the third time in his life McAllister's heart nearly stopped beating
+at the sound of that voice. It was, however, unmistakable. Should it
+come from the heavens above, or the caverns of the hills, or the waters
+beneath the earth, it could originate in but one unique, extraordinary
+individual--Wilkins! It was a startling complication, and for an instant
+McAllister's brain refused to cope with the situation.
+
+"You really must pardon us!" Herbert began, "but we've come to see if
+you wouldn't sell some of your Golden Touch mining stock."
+
+"'Oly Moses!" wailed the sick engineer, turning his head to the wall.
+"Oh, my leg! Wot do you come 'ere for, about stock, when I'm almost
+dead? Go aw'y, I s'y!"
+
+McAllister pulled himself together. He had intended buying the stock,
+and on returning to the company's offices to have Conville arrest
+Herbert and the Colonel, without bothering about the sick engineer. He
+was pretty sure he had evidence enough. But now, with Wilkins to assist
+him, he undoubtedly could force a confession from them both.
+
+"Go ahead," he whispered to Herbert; "I'm no good at that sort of
+thing."
+
+So Mr. Herbert started in to persuade his invalid confederate to part
+with his valueless stock for McAllister's money. He waxed eloquent over
+the glories of the Continent and the miraculous cures effected at
+Baden-Baden, as well as upon the uncertainties of this life, and mining
+stock in particular.
+
+Meanwhile the sick man tossed in agony upon his pallet and cursed the
+inconsiderate strangers who forced their selfish interests upon him at
+such a moment. Outside the door the nurse coughed impatiently. At last,
+after an unusually persistent harangue on the part of Herbert, the
+invalid, inveighing against the sciatica that had placed him thus at
+their mercy, and more to get rid of them than anything else,
+reluctantly yielded. Fumbling among the bed-clothes, he produced a
+soiled certificate, which he smoothed out and regarded sadly.
+
+"'Ere, tyke it," he muttered. "Tyke it! Gimme yer money, an' go aw'y!"
+
+As yet he had not recognized McAllister, who had remained partially
+concealed behind his companion.
+
+"Now's your chance!" whispered the latter. "Take it while you can get
+it. Where's the money?"
+
+McAllister drew out the bills, which crackled deliciously in his hands,
+and stepped square in front of the sick engineer, between him and
+Herbert.
+
+"Mr. Murphy"--he spoke the words slowly and distinctly--"I'm the person
+who's buying your stock. This gentleman has merely interested me in the
+proposition." Then, fixing his eyes directly on those of Wilkins, he
+held out the bills. A look of terror came over the face of the valet,
+and he half-raised himself from the pillow as he stared horrified at his
+former master. Then he sank back, and turned away his head.
+
+"Now answer me a few questions," continued McAllister. "Are you the bona
+fide owner of this stock?"
+
+Wilkins choked.
+
+"S' 'elp me! Got it fer services," he gasped.
+
+"And it's worth what you ask--five thousand dollars?"
+
+Wilkins glanced helplessly at Herbert, who was examining a bottle of
+iodine on the mantelpiece. Then he rolled convulsively upon his side.
+
+"Oh, my leg!" he groaned, thrashing around until his head came within a
+few inches of McAllister's face. "_It's rotten_," he whispered under his
+breath. "_Don't touch it!_ . . . Oh, my pore leg! . . . _Just pretend to
+pass me the money_. . . . 'Ere, tyke yer stock, if yer 'ave to! . . . _I
+wouldn't rob yer, sir, indeed I wouldn't!_ . . . W'ere's yer money?"
+
+A gentle smile came over McAllister's placid countenance. Who said there
+was no honor among thieves? Who said there was no such thing as
+gratitude and self-sacrifice? He did not realize at the moment that it
+was the only thing Wilkins could possibly have done to save himself. His
+simple faith accepted it as an act of devotion upon the other's part.
+With a swift wink at his old servant, McAllister stepped back to where
+Herbert was standing.
+
+"I don't know," he said doubtfully. "How can I be sure this sick man's
+name is really Murphy, or that he is the fellow that worked at the mine?
+I guess I'd better have him identified before I give up my money."
+
+"Don't be foolish!" growled Herbert. "Of course he's the man! My brother
+gave his description in the letter, and he fits it to a T. And then he
+has the certificate. What more do you want?"
+
+"I don't know," repeated McAllister hesitatingly. He shook his head and
+shifted from one foot to the other. "I don't know. I guess I won't do
+it."
+
+Herbert seemed annoyed.
+
+"Look here," he demanded of the sick engineer, "are you so awful sick
+you can't come over to the company's offices and be identified?"--adding
+_sotto voce_ to McAllister, "if he does, old Van Vorst will probably buy
+the stock himself, and we'll lose our chance."
+
+The sick man moaned and grumbled. By 'ookey! 'Ere was impudence for yer.
+Come an' rob 'im of 'is stock, an' then demand 'e be identified.
+
+"We'll take you in our cab. It ain't far," urged Herbert, nodding
+vigorously at Wilkins from behind McAllister.
+
+"Oh, I'll go!" responded the engineer with sudden alacrity. "Anything to
+hoblige."
+
+He hobbled painfully out of bed. The nurse had by this time returned,
+and was demanding in forcible language that his patient should instantly
+get back. Seeing that his expostulations had no effect, he assisted
+Wilkins very ungraciously to get into his clothes. With the aid of a
+stout cane the latter tottered to the elevator and was finally ensconced
+safely in the cab. All this had occupied nearly an hour; twenty minutes
+more brought them to the New York Life Building.
+
+As McAllister and Herbert assisted their supposed victim into the
+building, the clubman caught a glimpse of the lean Tomlinson and
+athletically built Conville standing together behind the pillars of the
+portico. The elevator whisked them up to the fifth floor so rapidly that
+the sick man swore loudly that he should never live to come down again.
+As they turned into the corridor toward the entrance of the office,
+McAllister saw his confederates emerge from the rear elevator. Things
+were going well enough, so far. Now for the _coup d'etat_!
+
+The boy admitted them at once into the inner sanctum. As before,
+President Van Vorst sat there calmly smoking a cigar. At his right, in a
+corner by the window, stood a heavy iron safe.
+
+"Well," said McAllister briskly, "I've brought the stock, and I've
+brought its former owner with it. Do you recognize him?"
+
+"Well, well!" returned the President, stepping forward with great
+cordiality and clasping Wilkins's hand in his. "If it isn't my old
+engineer, Murphy! How are you, Murphy, old socks? It's nearly a year,
+isn't it, since you were at Stafford?"
+
+"Yes," replied Wilkins tremulously, "an' I'm a very sick man. I've got
+the skyathicer somethin' hawful."
+
+McAllister produced the stock from his coat-pocket.
+
+"Do you identify this certificate?" inquired the clubman.
+
+"Of course! Now think of that! I've been lookin' for that thousand
+shares ever since Murphy left the mine," said the Colonel with a show of
+irritation.
+
+"Well, are you ready to pay for it?" demanded McAllister sharply.
+
+The Colonel hesitated, looking from one to the other. Clearly he could
+not determine just how matters stood.
+
+"Well," he remarked finally, "I can't pay for it just this minute, but
+I'll go right out and get the money. You see, I didn't expect you back
+quite so soon. Who does the stock belong to, anyhow--you, or Murphy?"
+
+"At present it belongs to me," said the clubman.
+
+As McAllister spoke he stepped in front of the door leading into the
+directors' room. From below came faintly the rattle of the street and
+the clang of electric cars, while in the outer office could be heard the
+merry tattoo of the typewriters. Could it be possible that in this
+opulently furnished office, with its rosewood desk and chairs, its
+Persian rugs and paintings, its plate glass and heavy curtains, he was
+confronting a crew of swindlers of whom his own valet was an accomplice?
+It was almost past belief. Yet, as he recalled Wainwright's vivid
+description of the fall of Tomlinson, the scene at Rector's, the
+advertisement in the _Herald_, and the strange occurrences of the
+morning, he perceived that there could be no question in the matter. He
+was facing three common--or rather most uncommon--thieves, all of whom
+probably had served more than one term in State prison--desperate
+characters, who would not hesitate to use force, or worse, should it
+appear necessary. For a moment the clubman lost heart. He might be
+murdered, and no one be the wiser. Then a vague shadow flickered against
+the opaque glass of the main door, and McAllister gained new courage.
+Conville was just outside, with Tomlinson--although the latter could not
+be regarded as a valuable auxiliary in the event of a hand-to-hand
+struggle. Was he safe in counting on Wilkins? What if the ex-convict
+should go back on him? How did the valet know but that, by assisting
+his master, he was sending himself to State prison? McAllister had a
+fleeting desire to turn and dart from the room. What business had a
+middle-aged clubman turning detective, anyway? Then he braced himself,
+took a good grip of his stout walking-stick, and turned to the Colonel
+with an assumption of calmness which he was very far from feeling. The
+noonday sun streamed into the windows and threw into strong relief the
+muscular figures of the group about him.
+
+"I'm afraid you've been deceived in Murphy," he remarked coolly. "He
+isn't an engineer at all; he's just an ex-convict."
+
+The Colonel uttered a swift oath and snatched a Colt from an open drawer
+of the desk. Herbert turned fiercely upon the clubman. Wilkins dropped
+his crutch.
+
+"What are you giving us!" cried the Colonel.
+
+"I'll leave it to _him_," added McAllister. "By the way, his name isn't
+Murphy at all--it's Wilkins--or Welch, if you prefer."
+
+"What's this--a plant?" yelled Herbert. "By God, if----"
+
+"Don't be upset, Mr. Summerdale," said the clubman. "You might lay down
+that pistol, Colonel Buncomb. Wilkins is an old friend of mine--in fact
+he used to work for me."
+
+The two thieves glared at him, speechless. Wilkins picked up his crutch
+by the small end, remarking:
+
+"Better go easy there, Buncomb."
+
+"I think you gentlemen had the pleasure of meeting another friend of
+mine last summer, a Mr. Tomlinson," continued McAllister. "He's told me
+a good deal about you. I am under the impression that he paid for an
+automobile and a little trip you took on the Riviera. How would you like
+to turn back the money?"
+
+Buncomb stood in the middle of the room pale and motionless, while the
+clubman opened the door into the hall and called Tomlinson's name.
+
+"Yaas, I'm here, McAllister. What do you want?" replied the club bore as
+his lank figure entered the room. At the sight of Buncomb, Summerdale,
+and Wilkins he stopped short.
+
+"By Jove!" he drawled, "I'm dashed if it ain't the Colonel--and Larry!"
+
+"Look here, you--you--chappie!" snarled Buncomb, "clear out of here! And
+you, too, Tomlinson. Understand?" He waved the revolver threateningly.
+
+"Colonel," remarked McAllister, "I'm here for just one purpose, and
+that's to collect the debt you gentlemen owe my friend Mr. Tomlinson.
+Wilkins, or Welch, or Murphy, or whatever _you_ call him, is ready to
+turn state's evidence against you. I promise him immunity. There's an
+officer just outside. Shall I call him?"
+
+"Is that straight, Fatty?" cried Summerdale, his face livid with fright
+and anger. "Are you going to squeal on us?"
+
+"Sure!" replied Wilkins. "I'm through with you, you miserable
+shell-gamers! The best thing for you is to hopen the old coal-box hover
+there and count hout what's left of that ten thousand."
+
+"Curse you!" hissed Summerdale. "How do we know you won't have us
+pinched whether we pay up or not?"
+
+"I reckon we'd better take a chance," muttered the Colonel, laying down
+his revolver and dropping on his knees before the safe. The little knob
+spun around, the lock clicked, and the heavy door swung open, but at the
+same moment there was a terrific crash of glass behind them.
+
+"Excuse noise," exclaimed Conville, thrusting his face through the
+broken pane and covering Buncomb with a long black weapon. "Kindly keep
+your arms up, Colonel--and you too, Larry. How stout you've grown! Thank
+you! I was peekin' through the keyhole, and kinder thought this would be
+a good time to freeze on to what was in the safe without callin' in an
+expert."
+
+The next instant he had unlocked the door with his other hand and
+snapped the handcuffs on Summerdale's uplifted wrist. While the
+detective was doing the same to the Colonel, McAllister caught sight of
+Wilkins's frightened glance, and gave a slight nod toward the door
+leading into the next room. Like a flash the valet had jumped through
+and closed and locked the door behind him. Another door banged. Conville
+sprang into the hall across the fragments of the shattered glass, with
+McAllister at his heels. They were just in time to see Wilkins leap into
+the room where the men were testing the fire-escape.
+
+"Let me try it," said he, and swung himself calmly into the tube. For an
+instant he delayed his flight, with only his head remaining visible.
+
+"Good-by, Mr. McAllister," he called over his shoulder, "and thank you
+kindly. I won't forget, sir."
+
+At the same instant Conville bounded through the door and rushed to the
+window. As he reached the sash Wilkins let go, and plunged downwards.
+His descent was rapid, his position being discernible from the sagging
+of the canvas.
+
+Barney started for the elevator in the hope of cutting off the valet's
+escape below, but he had miscalculated the force of gravitation. As
+McAllister reached the window he saw the little bulge that represented
+Wilkins slide gently to the bottom. There was a cheer from the
+bystanders as the convict stepped lightly to his feet. Then he turned
+for an instant, and, looking up at McAllister, waved his hand and
+disappeared among the crowd.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+McAllister's Data of Ethics
+
+
+I
+
+"Certainly, sir. Your clothes shall be delivered at the Metropole at
+nine-forty-five to morrow evenin', sir."
+
+Pondel's dapper little clerk tossed a half-dozen bolts of "trouserings"
+upon the polished table, and smiled graciously at the firm's best paying
+customer.
+
+"Here, Bulstead! take Mr. McAllister's waist measure--just a matter of
+precaution," he added deferentially. "These are somethin' fine,
+sir--very fine! When they came in, I says to Mr. Pondel: 'If only Mr.
+McAllister could see that woollen! It's a shame,' I says, 'not to save
+it for 'im!' An' Mr. Pondel agreed with me at once. 'Very good,
+Wessons,' says he. 'Lay aside enough of that Lancaster to make Mr.
+McAllister a single-breasted sack suit, and if he don't fancy it I'll
+have it made up into somethin' for myself,' he says. Ain't that so, Mr.
+Pondel?"
+
+The gentleman addressed had graciously sauntered over to congratulate
+Mr. McAllister upon his selections.
+
+"Ah, very good! Very good indeed! How's that, Wessons? Yes, I told him
+to keep that piece for you, sir. Lord Bentwood begged for it almost with
+the tears in his eyes, as I may say, but I assured him that it was
+already spoken for." He patted the cloth with a fat, ring-covered hand.
+An atmosphere of exclusive opulence emanated from every inch of his
+sleek, pudgy person--from the broad white forehead over the glinting
+steel-gray eyes, from the pointed Van Dyke trimmed to resemble that of a
+certain exalted personage, from his drab waistcoated abdomen begirdled
+with its heavy chain and dangling seals, down to the gray-gaitered
+patent leathers. McAllister distrusted, feared, relied upon him.
+
+The clubman wiped his monocle and glanced out through the plate-glass
+window. Marlborough Square was flooded with the soft sunshine of the
+autumn afternoon. Hardly a pedestrian violated the eminently
+aristocratic silence of St. Timothy's.
+
+"Very thoughtful of you, I'm sure," he replied, not grudging Pondel the
+extra two guineas which he very well knew the other invariably charged
+for these little favors. It were cheap at twice the money to feel so
+much a gentleman.
+
+"But this is Saturday, and it's five o'clock now. I don't see how you
+can possibly finish all those suits by to-morrow evening. You know I
+really didn't intend to order anything but the frock-coat. Perhaps you'd
+just better let the rest go. I can get them some other time."
+
+"Not at all, Mr. McAllister; not at all. We are always delighted to
+serve you by any means in our power. Did Wessons say they would be
+finished to-morrow? Then to-morrow they shall be, sir. I'll set my men
+at work immediately. Pedler! Where's Pedler? Send him here at once!"
+
+A hollow-eyed, lank, round-shouldered journeyman parted the curtains
+that concealed the rear of the room, and nervously approached his
+employer. He blinked at the unaccustomed sunlight, suppressing a cough.
+
+"Did you call me, sir?"
+
+"Yes," replied Pondel with the severity of one granting an undeserved
+favor. "This is Mr. McAllister, of whom you have heard us speak so
+often. I believe you have cut several of the gentleman's suits. He is to
+take the Majestic, which sails early Monday morning, and I have promised
+that his clothes shall be ready to-morrow evening. Can you arrange to
+stay here to-night and whatever portion of to-morrow is necessary to
+finish them?"
+
+A worried look passed over the man's face, and his hand flew to his
+mouth to strangle another cough.
+
+"Certainly, sir; that is--of course-- Yes, sir. May I ask how many,
+sir?"
+
+"Only three, I believe. I was sure it could be arranged. Please ask
+Aggam to assist you. That is all."
+
+"Yes, sir. Very good, sir." Pedler hesitated a moment as if about to
+speak, then turned listlessly and plodded back behind the curtains.
+
+"Very obliging man--Pedler. You see, there will be no difficulty, Mr.
+McAllister."
+
+"Well, I don't see how on earth you're going to do it!" protested
+McAllister feebly. He wanted the clothes badly, now that he had seen the
+material. "It's mighty good of you to take all this trouble."
+
+Mr. Pondel made a deprecating gesture.
+
+"We are always glad to serve you, sir!" he repeated, as Wessons escorted
+the distinguished customer to the door.
+
+"It's a great privilege to be employed by such a man as Mr. Pondel,"
+whispered the salesman. "He thinks an enormous lot of you, sir. Very
+fine man--Mr. Pondel."
+
+As the hansom jogged rapidly toward the hotel, McAllister reflected
+painfully upon the enormous sums of money that he annually transferred
+from his own pockets to those of the lordly tailor. Not that the money
+made any particular difference. The clubman was well enough fixed, only
+sometimes the bills were unexpectedly large. The three suits just
+ordered would average fourteen guineas each. Roughly they would come to
+two hundred and twenty-five dollars, plus the duty, which he always paid
+conscientiously. And he was getting off easy at that. He remembered
+heaps of bills for over two hundred pounds, and that was only the
+beginning, for he bought most of his clothes right in New York.
+
+Climbing the steps of his hotel, he wondered vaguely how long Pedler and
+the other fellow would have to work to finish the suits. Of course, they
+would be paid extra--were probably glad to do it. The chap had a nasty
+cough, though. Oh, well, that was their business--not his! So long as he
+put up the money, Pondel could look out for the rest.
+
+However, he felt a distinct sense of relief that his own obligations
+consisted merely in dressing, dining at the Savoy with Aversly, and then
+leisurely taking in the Alhambra afterward. Once in his room, he found
+that the once criminally inclined, but now reformed Wilkins, who had
+returned to his master's service under a solemn promise of good
+behavior, had already laid out his clothes. McAllister rather dreaded
+dressing, for the place was one of those heavily oppressive apartments
+characteristic of English hotels. Green marble, yellow plush, and black
+walnut filled the foreground, background, and middle distance, while a
+marble-topped table, placed squarely in the centre of the room, offered
+the only oasis in the desert of upholstery, in the form of a single
+massive book, bound in brown morocco, and bearing the inscription
+stamped upon its cover in heavy gilt:
+
+ HOTEL METROPOLE
+ HOLY BIBLE
+ NOT TO BE REMOVED
+
+It fascinated him, recalling the chained hairbrush and comb of the
+Pacific Coast. There you were offered cleanliness, here godliness, by
+the proprietors; only the means thereto were not to be taken away. The
+next comer must have his chance.
+
+As the clubman idly lifted the volume, he suddenly realized that this
+was the first Bible he had actually touched in over thirty years. The
+last time he had owned one himself had been at school when he was
+fifteen years old. Something moved him to carry it to the window. The
+sun was just dropping over the scarlet chimney-pots of London. Its
+burnished glare played upon the red gilt edges of the leaves, as
+McAllister mechanically allowed the book to fall open in his hands. He
+read these words:
+
+ So I returned, and considered all the oppressions that
+ are done under the sun: and behold the tears of such
+ as were oppressed, and they had no comforter; and on
+ the side of their oppressors there was power; but they
+ had no comforter.
+
+The sun sank; the chimneys deadened against the sky-line. When Wilkins,
+ten minutes later, stole in to see if his master needed his assistance,
+he found McAllister staring into the darkening west.
+
+
+II
+
+The bell on St. Timothy's tolled twelve o'clock as McAllister's hansom,
+straight from the Alhambra, clacked into the moonlit silence of
+Marlborough Square. A soft breath of distant gardens hung on the cool
+air. The chimneys rose from the house-tops sharp against a pale blue sky
+glittering with stars. Here and there a yellow window gleamed for a
+moment under the eaves, then vanished mysteriously. It was a night for
+lovers,--calm, still, ecstatic,--for hayfields under the harvest
+moon,--for white, ghostly reaches of the Thames,--for poetry,--for the
+exquisite enjoyment of earth's nearest approach to heaven.
+
+The trap above McAllister's head opened.
+
+"Beg pardon, sir. W'ere did you s'y, sir?"
+
+"I said _Pondel's_," replied McAllister, rather sharply. He knew the
+cabby must think him a lunatic, but he didn't care. He intended to do
+the decent thing. Hang it! The fellow could mind his own business.
+
+The hansom crossed the street and reined up in the shadow. All was dark,
+silent, deserted. Only the brass plate beside the door reflected
+strangely the moonlight across the way.
+
+"'Ere's Pondel's, sir." The cabby got down and crossed the sidewalk to
+the door.
+
+"All shut hup!" he commented. "Close at six."
+
+A dark figure emerged quickly from, a neighboring shadow.
+
+"'Ere! Wot is it you want?" demanded the bobby, accosting the cabman
+with tentative and potential roughness.
+
+"Gent wants Pondel's. I dunno w'y. Ax 'im yerself!" responded cabby in
+an injured tone.
+
+The bobby turned to the hansom.
+
+"This shop's closed at six o'clock," he announced. "Wot do you want?"
+
+McAllister felt ten thousand times a fool. The beauty of the night, the
+odoriferous quiet, the peace of the deserted square, all made his errand
+seem monstrously idiotic. The universe was wheeling silently across the
+housetops; respectable men and women were in their beds; only
+night-hawks, lovers, policemen were abroad. It was as if a worm were
+raising objection to some cardinal law. Why should he try to upset the
+order and regularity of the London night, clattering into this
+slumbering section, startling a respectable somnolent policeman, making
+an ass of himself before his cabby--because somewhere a fellow was
+working overtime on his trousers. He imagined that as soon as he had
+made his explanation the bobby and the driver would collapse with
+merriment, and hale him to a mad-house. But McAllister set his teeth. He
+was fighting for a principle. He wouldn't "welch" now. He clambered out
+of the hansom.
+
+"I want to find Pondel, because he's got some fellows working on my
+clothes, and I don't propose to have anybody working for me on Sunday.
+Understand? It's _Sunday_. I don't intend to have folks working on my
+clothes when they ought to be in bed."
+
+He spoke brokenly, defiantly, catching his breath between words, almost
+ready to cry; then waited for his auditors to fall upon each other's
+necks in derisive mirth. He forgot, however, that he was in London. The
+situation was one apposite to American humor, but evoked no sense of
+amusement in the policeman. He treated McAllister's explanation with
+vast respect. Our hero gained confidence. The bobby regretted that the
+place seemed closed; ventured to express his approval of the clubman's
+altruistic effort; dilated upon it to the cabby, who was correspondingly
+impressed. McAllister, immensely cheered, held forth on the wrongs of
+labor at some length, and, finding a sympathetic audience, produced
+cigars. The three proved, as it were, a little group of humanitarians
+united in a common purpose. Then, suddenly, inconsequently, inexcusably,
+a man coughed. The sound was muffled, but unmistakable. It came from a
+point directly beneath their feet. The bobby rapped sharply on the
+pavement several times.
+
+"Hi there, you!" he called. "Hi there, you in Pondel's. Come an' open
+hup!"
+
+They could hear a dull murmur of conversation, the cough was repeated, a
+bench dragged across a floor, some fastening was slowly loosed, and a
+yellow gleam of light shot up through the shadow as a scuttle opened in
+the sidewalk. A lean, scrawny figure thrust itself upward, sleepily
+rubbing its eyes, collarless, its shirt open at the breast, its hair
+tousled, coughing. McAllister, now confident that he had the support of
+his companions, addressed the ghost, in whom he recognized Pedler, the
+journeyman from behind the curtains. The clubman's face, however, was
+concealed in shadow from the other.
+
+"You're working for Pondel, aren't you?"
+
+The ghost coughed again, and shivered, although the air was warm.
+
+"Yes," it answered huskily.
+
+"Are you working on some clothes for a gentleman who's sailing on
+Monday?"
+
+"Yes," it repeated.
+
+"Then don't, any more," chirped McAllister encouragingly. "Those clothes
+are for me, and I don't want you to work any longer. You ought to be in
+bed."
+
+"Wotcher givin' us?" grumbled Pedler. "G'wan! Leave us alone!" He
+started to descend. But the bobby stepped forward.
+
+"Look 'ere," he said roughly. "Don't you understand? It's just as the
+gentleman s'ys. You don't _'ave_ to work any more to-night. You can go
+'ome."
+
+"I s'y, wotcher givin' us?" repeated the other. "I cawn't go 'ome. Mr.
+Pondel's horders is to st'y 'ere until the clothes is finished. M'ybe
+it's as you s'y, but I cawn't go 'ome."
+
+At this juncture a child began to cry drowsily below, and a woman's
+voice could be heard striving to comfort it.
+
+"You don't mean you've got a baby down there!" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+"Only little Annie," replied Pedler. "An' the old woman."
+
+"Anyone else?"
+
+"Aggam."
+
+"Let's go down," suggested the bobby. "_I_ can make 'em understand." The
+ghost descended, dazed, and McAllister, the bobby, and last of all, the
+cabman, followed down a creaking ladder into a sort of vault under the
+cellar. A small oil wick gave out a feeble fluctuating light. On one
+side, cross-legged, sat a shrivelled-up, little old man, his brown beard
+streaked with gray, stitching. He did not look up, but only worked the
+faster. A thin woman crouched on a broken chair, holding a little girl
+in her lap.
+
+"There, there, Annie, don't cry. The bobby's not arter _you_. It's all
+right, darlin'!"
+
+Strewn about the cement floor lay the bolts of Lancaster which
+McAllister had selected, together with patterns, scissors, and
+unfinished garments.
+
+"Excuse the child, sir," apologized the woman. "She's just a bit
+sleepy."
+
+"Well," said McAllister, his indignation rising at the scene, and shame
+burning in his cheeks, "go right home. I won't have you working on these
+clothes any more." How he wished Pondel was there to get a piece of his
+mind!
+
+Jim looked wearily at Aggam.
+
+"Wot d'ye s'y, Aggam?"
+
+The other kept on stitching.
+
+"I gets my horders from Pondel," he replied, shortly, "an' I don't tyke
+no horders from no one helse!"
+
+"But look here," cried McAllister, "the clothes are _mine_, ain't they?
+Pondel hasn't anything to do with it! And _I_ tell you to _go home_."
+
+"Yes," grunted Aggam. "An' then you loses your job, does yer? I don't
+want no toff mixin' into _my_ affairs. I minds my business, they can
+mind theirs!"
+
+"I s'y, that's no w'y to speak to the gentleman!" exclaimed the bobby in
+disgust. "'E's only tryin' to do yer a fyvor! 'Aven't yer got no
+manners?"
+
+"_I_ minds _my_ business, let _'im_ mind _'is'n_!" repeated Aggam
+stolidly.
+
+"Well, _I_ must _s'y_," ejaculated the cabby, "they're a bloomin'
+grateful lot!"
+
+The tall man seemed to resent this last from one of his own station.
+
+"I appreciates wot the gent wants," he said weakly, "but it's just like
+Aggam s'ys. Wot can _we_ do? The gent cawn't tell us to go 'ome!"
+
+The child began to cry again. McAllister was exasperated almost to the
+point of profanity.
+
+"Don't you _want_ to go home?" he exclaimed.
+
+The woman laughed a hollow, mirthless laugh.
+
+"Annie an' me 'ave st'y'd 'ere all the evenin' just to be with Jim. 'E's
+awful sick. An' 'e'll 'ave to st'y 'ere all d'y to-morrer. Do we _want_
+to go 'ome!"
+
+Her husband dashed his shirt-sleeve across his eyes.
+
+"Don't Nell," he muttered. "I ain't sick. I can work. You go 'ome with
+the kid."
+
+McAllister thrust a handful of bank-notes toward her.
+
+"Where does old Pondel live?" he inquired of the bobby.
+
+"Out in Kew somewheres," replied the officer.
+
+The woman was staring blankly at the money. Suddenly she dropped the
+little girl and began to sob. Jim broke into a fit of harsh coughing.
+The cabman climbed up the ladder. The temperature of the vault seemed
+insufferable to McAllister.
+
+"I suppose you'll go home if Pondel says so?" he suggested.
+
+"Just watch us!" growled Aggam.
+
+"Take that child home, anyhow, and put it to bed," ordered the clubman.
+"I'll be back in an hour or so."
+
+As he climbed up through the scuttle into the sweet, soft moonlight, and
+started to enter the hansom, the bobby held out his hand.
+
+"Excuse me, sir. I 'ope you'll pardon the liberty, but, would you mind,
+I've got a brother in America--Smith's the naime--'e lives in a plaice
+called Manitoba. Do you 'appen to know 'im?"
+
+"I'm sorry," replied our friend, grasping the other's hand. "I never ran
+across him."
+
+"Where to now?" asked the cabby.
+
+"To Kew," replied McAllister.
+
+They swung out of the square, leaving the bobby standing in the shadow
+of Pondel's.
+
+"I'll look out for 'em while you're gone," called the latter
+encouragingly.
+
+They crossed Bond Street, followed Grosvenor Street into Park Lane, and
+plunging round Hyde Park corner, past the statue to England's greatest
+soldier, they entered Kingsbridge. McAllister, all awake from his recent
+experience, saw things that he had never observed before--bedraggled
+flower-girls in gaudy hats, with heart-rending faces; drunken laborers
+staggering along upon the arms of sad-featured women; young girls,
+slender, painted, strolling with an affectation of light-heartedness
+along the glittering sidewalks. On they jogged, past narrow streets
+where, amid the flare of torches, the entire population of the
+neighborhood swarmed, bargained, swore, and quarrelled; where little
+children rolled under the costers' carts, fighting for scraps and
+decaying vegetables; and where their passage was obstructed by the
+throngs of miserable humanity for whom this was their only park, their
+only club. It being Saturday night, the butchers were selling off their
+remnants of meat, and their shrill cries could be heard for blocks.
+Several times the horse shied to avoid trampling upon some old hag who,
+clutching her wretched purchase to her breast, hurried homeward before a
+drunken lout should snatch it from her. McAllister had never imagined
+the like. It was with a sigh of relief that they left the Hammersmith
+Road behind and at last reached the residential districts. In about an
+hour they found themselves in Kew. A cool breeze from the country fanned
+his cheek. On either hand trim little villas, with smooth lawns, lined
+the road, and the moonlit air was fragrant with the smell of damp grass,
+violets, and heliotrope. Here and there could be heard the tinkle of a
+cottage piano, and the laughter of belated merry-makers on the verandas.
+
+They located Mr. Pondel's villa without difficulty. Standing back some
+thirty yards from the street, its well-kept garden full of flowering
+shrubs and carefully tended beds of geraniums, it was a residence
+typical of the London suburb, with fretwork along the piazza roof, a
+stone dog guarding each side of the steps, and salmon-pink curtains at
+the parlor windows. The door stood open, a Japanese lamp burned in the
+hallway, and the murmur of voices floated out from the door leading into
+the parlor. McAllister once again felt the overwhelming absurdity of his
+position. Over his shoulder, as he stood by the hyacinths at the door,
+floated the same big moon in the same soft heaven. Damp and fragrant,
+the wind blew in from the lawn and swayed the portieres in the narrow
+hall, behind which, doubtless, sat the lordly Pondel, friend of
+noblemen, adviser of royalty, entrenched in his castle, a unit in an
+impregnable system. The whinny of the cab-horse beyond the hedge
+recalled to McAllister the necessity for action. He realized that he was
+losing moral ground every instant.
+
+The bell jangled harshly somewhere in the back of the house. A man's
+voice--Pondel's--muttered indistinctly; there was a feminine whisper in
+response; someone placed a glass on a table and pushed back a chair. A
+clock in the neighborhood struck two, and Pondel emerged through the
+portieres--Pondel in a wadded claret-colored dressing-gown embroidered
+with birds of Paradise, in carpet slippers, with a meerschaum pipe,
+watery eyes, and slightly disarranged hair. It was rather dim in the
+hallway, and he did not recognize his visitor.
+
+"What is it? What do you want?" The inquiry was abrupt and a little
+thick.
+
+"Good evening, Mr. Pondel," stammered McAllister. "I hope you'll excuse
+me for disturbing you at this hour. It's about the clothes."
+
+"W'o is it?" Pondel peered into his guest's flushed face. "W'y Mr.
+McAllister, what are you doin' way out 'ere? Excuse my appearance--a
+little pardonable neglishay of a Saturday evenin'. Come right in, won't
+you? Great honor, I'm sure. Though, if you'll believe it, I once 'ad the
+honor of a call from his Grace the Duke of Bashton right in this very
+'all. Excuse me w'ile I announce your presence to Mrs. Pondel."
+
+McAllister said something about having to go at once, but Pondel
+shuffled through the curtains, almost immediately sweeping them back
+with a lordly gesture of welcome.
+
+"This way, Mr. McAllister." Our miserable friend entered the parlor.
+"Elizabeth, hallow me to present Mr. McAllister--one of my oldest
+customers."
+
+Elizabeth--a fat vision of fifty-five, with peroxide hair, and a soft
+pink of unchanging hue mantling her elsewhere mottled cheeks--arose
+graciously from the table where she and her husband had been playing
+double-dummy bridge, and courtesied.
+
+"Chawmed, I'm sure. What a beautiful evenin'! Won't you si' down?"
+murmured the enchantress.
+
+McAllister took a chair, and Pondel pressed whiskey and water upon him.
+Oh, Mr. McAllister, needn't be afraid of it; it was the real old thing;
+Lord Langollen had sent him a dozen. Lizzie would take a nip with
+'em--eh, Lizzie? A gen'elman didn't take that long trip every evenin',
+and a little refreshment would not only do him good, but, as the Yankees
+said, would show there was no 'ard feelin', eh? He must really take just
+a drop. Say when!
+
+Lizzie poured out a glass for the much-embarrassed guest. She was in a
+flowered kimona, even more "neglishay" than her husband, but the bower
+in which the goddess reclined was a perfect pearl of the decorator's
+art. Cupids, also "neglishay," toyed with one another around a cluster
+of electric burners in the ceiling, gay streamers of painted blossoms
+dangling from their hands and floating down the walls. Gilt chairs, a
+white and gilt sofa, and a brown etching in a Florentine frame on each
+wall, were the most conspicuous articles of furniture. At the windows
+the brilliant salmon-pink curtains bellied softly in the breeze that
+stole into the chamber and diluted the gentle odor of Parma violets
+which exuded from the dame in the kimona. To Pondel, McAllister's
+presence was an evidence of his power; and his pride, tickled mightily,
+put him in an exquisite good humor. Certainly the occasion required from
+him, the host, a proper felicitation.
+
+"'Ere's to our better acquaintance," said the tailor, raising his glass
+sententiously. "Lizzie, drink to Mr. McAllister!"
+
+The three drank solemnly. Then the voluble tailor addressed himself to
+the task of entertaining his distinguished guest. McAllister could catch
+at no opening to explain his visit. Pondel chatted gayly of Paris, the
+Continent, and familiarly of the races and the _beau monde_. Apparently
+he knew (by their first names) half the nobility of England, and he
+endeavored to place his customer equally at his ease with them. He
+ventured that he knew how most young Americans spent their time in
+London and Paris; dropped with a wink, that in spite of his present
+uxoriousness he had been a bit of a dog himself, and ended by suggesting
+another toast to "A short life and a merry one." The lady of the kimona,
+grammatically not so strong as her husband, contented herself with
+expansive smiles and frequent recurrence to the tumbler.
+
+"I must explain my visit," finally broke in McAllister. "It's about the
+clothes."
+
+Pondel smiled condescendingly.
+
+"My dear Mr. McAllister, you don't need to worry in the slightest.
+They'll be done promptly to-morrow evenin', take my word for it."
+
+McAllister flushed. How in Heaven's name could he ever make the tailor
+understand?
+
+"I've decided I don't want 'em!" he stammered.
+
+Pondel's glass went to the table with a bang, and he gazed blankly at
+his customer. The clubman, not realizing the implication, did not
+proceed.
+
+"That's all right," finally responded Pondel a trifle coldly. "There's
+no hurry about settlement. You can take a year, if necessary."
+
+Mrs. Pondel slipped unobtrusively out of the room, leaving a trail of
+perfume behind her.
+
+"Oh!" exclaimed our friend, catching his breath: "It isn't that. But you
+see I can't have those men working over night and to-morrow on my
+account. It's--it's against my principles."
+
+Pondel brightened. A load had been taken from his heart. So long as
+McAllister's bank account was good, any idiosyncrasy the American might
+exhibit did not matter. He had always regarded McAllister, however, as a
+man of the world, and had esteemed him accordingly. He perceived that he
+had been mistaken. His customer was merely a religious crank. He had had
+experience with them before.
+
+"Pooh! That's all right," said he resuming his former cordiality. "Why,
+they like to earn the extra money. They're all devoted to my interests,
+you know."
+
+"Well, I don't want them to work any longer on my clothes," repeated
+McAllister helplessly.
+
+"I understand," replied Mr. Pondel, rather loftily. "I'm afraid,
+however, it's too late to stop them now. The cloth 'as been cut, and
+they would not stop contrary to my direction."
+
+"That's the point," returned McAllister, "I want you to change your
+orders."
+
+"But, my dear sir," expostulated the tailor, "you can't expect me to go
+to London this time of night! Besides, they're nearly done by this time.
+It's impossible!"
+
+"I'll manage that," exclaimed McAllister. "I've been down to the shop
+already, and they're waiting for me now to come back with your
+permission to go home; they wouldn't go without it."
+
+"Dear, dear!" replied the tailor, changing his tactics. "How much
+interest you have taken in their welfare! How kind and thoughtful of
+you! No, they're faithful men; they wouldn't think of disobeying orders.
+But what a shame I didn't know of it before! Why, they might 'ave been
+at 'ome and in their beds. However, I sha'n't forget 'em at the end of
+the month. Mr. McAllister, I respect you. I have never known of a more
+unselfish act. Permit me to say it, sir, you are a Christian--a true
+Christian. I wish there were more like you, sir!"
+
+McAllister arose to his feet. His one thought now was to escape as
+quickly as possible. The sight of Pondel's smiling countenance filled
+him with unutterable disgust. Suppose the fellows at the club could see
+him sitting in this pursy tailor's parlor, with his scented wife, and
+gilded chairs--
+
+The tailor, however, was anxious to restore the cordiality of their
+relations, and slopped over in his eagerness to show how kind he was to
+his men, and how considerate of their well-being. He took McAllister's
+arm familiarly as he showed him to the door.
+
+"Yes," he added confidentially, "this is a very good locality. Only the
+best people live in this neighborhood. Rather a neat little property."
+He proffered McAllister a cigar. The clubman wanted to kick him for a
+miserable, dirty cad.
+
+"Right back!" he said to the cabby, hardly replying to the tailor's
+good-night.
+
+London was asleep. Even the streets through which he had driven to Kew
+were hushed in preparation for the sodden Sunday to come. The moon had
+lowered over the housetops, and St. Timothy's was in the shadow as once
+again he drew up in front of Pondel's.
+
+"Back already, sir?" The bobby stepped out to meet him.
+
+"Yes," replied McAllister wearily. "And those fellows down there are
+going home."
+
+The bobby rapped on the scuttle. Once more Pedler's head protruded above
+the sidewalk.
+
+"Mr. Pondel says you're to go home," said McAllister.
+
+"The gent's been all the way to Kew for you," interjected the bobby.
+
+"Hi, Aggam!" exclaimed Jim, huskily. "Th' gentleman says we are to go
+'ome, Mr. Pondel says." He disappeared. Aggam could be heard muttering
+below. Presently the light was extinguished, and both emerged from the
+scuttle and put on their coats. McAllister felt sleepily exultant.
+Pedler pushed the scuttle into place.
+
+"Well," said McAllister after an awkward pause, "can I give you a lift?
+Which way do you go? I tell you what: you come back with me to the
+hotel, and then the hansom can take you both home."
+
+Pedler and Aggam looked doubtfully at one another.
+
+"Oh, come on, you fellows!" exclaimed McAllister, all his natural good
+spirits returning with a rush. "Get in there, now!"
+
+Pedler and Aggam climbed in, and McAllister directed the driver to go to
+the Metropole, after stuffing a sovereign into the hand of his friend,
+the policeman. The stars were still marching across the sky, and the
+breeze had freshened. Every window was dark; no one was astir. They
+heard only the echoes of their horse's hoof-beats. Yet the restless
+silence that precedes the dawn was in the air.
+
+"I lives miles aw'y from 'ere," said Pedler after a meditated period.
+
+"So do I," supplemented Aggam.
+
+"I don't care," replied McAllister. "I've had this cab all night,
+anyhow, and I want to celebrate. You see, this is the first time I ever
+got ahead of my tailor."
+
+Another long pause ensued. They were not a talkative lot, surely.
+McAllister's flow of language absolutely deserted him. He could think of
+no subject of conversation whatever. Pedler finally came to his
+assistance.
+
+"I'm thirty-seven year old, an' this is the fust time I've ever ridden
+in a 'ansom."
+
+"Jiminy!" exclaimed McAllister. "You don't say so! What luck!"
+
+"Fust time for me, too," added Aggam.
+
+After this burst of confidence the three rode in utter silence. At the
+Metropole the clubman jumped out and bade his companions good-night.
+
+As the cabby gathered up the reins preparatory to a fresh start, Aggam
+leaned forward rather apologetically.
+
+"You must hexcuse me," he remarked, "but I don't want to sail hunder
+false colors, and I feel as if I hort to s'y that while I'm a Socialist,
+I 'ave no particular sympathy with Sabbatarianism."
+
+"Well, neither have I," replied McAllister encouragingly, an answer
+which probably puzzled Mr. Aggam for a fortnight.
+
+
+
+
+McAllister's Marriage
+
+
+I
+
+The Bar Harbor train slowly came to a stop beside a little wooden
+station. From over the marshes crept a breath of salty freshness that
+tried vainly to steal in through the open windows of the Pullman, only
+intensifying the stifling heat inside.
+
+McAllister arose and made his way to the platform in search of air. A
+spare, wrinkled octogenarian was in the difficult act of lifting a small
+girl in a calico dress to the platform of the day coach, the child
+clinging obstinately to the old gentleman's neck and refusing to
+disentangle herself.
+
+"Mercy, Abby! Do leggo!" he remonstrated. "Thar, ef ye don't, I'll ask
+that man thar to hoist ye!"
+
+The little girl reluctantly let go her hold and allowed herself to be
+placed on the lowest step.
+
+"That's a good girl," continued her guardian; then addressing
+McAllister, he inquired conversationally:
+
+"Be ye goin' to Bangor?"
+
+"How's that? Ye-es, I believe I am. At least the train passes through,"
+responded McAllister doubtfully, apprehensive of undesirable
+complications.
+
+The old fellow produced from his waistcoat-pocket a ticket which he
+placed in the child's hand. Then he turned her around and gave her a
+little push up the steps.
+
+"Wall, jest keep an eye on Abby, will ye?"
+
+"Good-by, Uncle!" cried the little girl, climbing laboriously up to
+where the clubman stood and making a little bow, which he gravely
+returned.
+
+"I don't know . . ." he began.
+
+"That's all right," explained the farmer. "Her aunt'll meet her. Jest
+see she don't bother no one. Lemme pass ye her duds."
+
+The octogenarian forthwith handed up to McAllister a cloth valise, a
+pasteboard box, and a large paper bag.
+
+"Her lunch is in the bag," said he. "Don't let her drink none o' that
+ice-water. My wife says it hez germs into it."
+
+"But I don't . . ." gasped our friend.
+
+"Be keerful o' that box," interrupted her uncle. "There's two dozen
+hen's eggs in it. If she's good, you might buy her a cent's worth o'
+peppermints to Portland." He fumbled uncertainly in his breeches'
+pocket.
+
+"Do you expect me . . ." ejaculated McAllister.
+
+"Give my love to yer aunt," added the other as the train started.
+"Good-by!" And pulling a large red pocket-handkerchief from his
+coat-tails he fanned the air vaguely as they moved slowly away from him.
+
+"Oh, isn't it nice!" cried the little girl, who appeared quite at ease
+with her new acquaintance.
+
+"Ye-es--certainly--of course," he replied, wondering what he should do
+with his charge. "I suppose we had better go in and sit down, don't you
+think?"
+
+He stood aside waiting for her to precede him into the parlor car.
+
+"What a lovely place!" she exclaimed as her eyes rested upon the
+rosewood and the velvet chairs. "Am I really to ride in this?"
+
+"Why, where should you ride, to be sure?" he inquired, beginning to
+regain his self-possession.
+
+"The car had iron seats before," she informed him.
+
+"How extraordinary!"
+
+"This is an ever so much prettier train," she added. "I'm afraid I'll
+hurt the plush." She took out a diminutive handkerchief and spread it
+out to sit upon. The clubman with an amused expression swung round
+another chair and sat down opposite.
+
+"My name's Abigail Martha Higgins," she said, taking off her little
+straw hat. "I live in Bangor with my aunt. That old man was Uncle Moses
+Higgins. Aunt doesn't love his wife."
+
+"Dear me!" sympathized McAllister.
+
+"My father and mother are in heaven," she continued in matter-of-fact
+tones. "Up there. Wouldn't you hate to live up in the sky and do
+nothin'?"
+
+"I certainly should," he answered with gravity.
+
+"We all came down from there, you know. Do you think we were born all in
+one piece, or put together afterward?"
+
+McAllister pondered.
+
+"What's your name?"
+
+"McAllister," he replied.
+
+"That's a funny name!" she commented. "It sounds like McCafferty--that's
+Deacon Brewer's hired man's name."
+
+"Do you think so?" asked the clubman apologetically, feeling that his
+parents had done him an irreparable injury.
+
+"I'll call you Mister Mac," added the child, "and you may call me Abby,
+'cause I'm only eight. Do you live to Boston?"
+
+"No; New York. An awful way off."
+
+"Have they got a Free-Will Meetin'-house there?" she inquired knowingly.
+
+"I'm sure I don't know," he answered, feeling wofully ignorant of all
+matters of real importance.
+
+"Then it must be a very small place," she decided. "All big places have
+a Free-Will Meetin'-house, Uncle Moses says."
+
+At this moment Wilkins approached to inquire if his master wanted
+anything.
+
+"Is there a Free-Will Meetin'-house in New York?" inquired the clubman.
+
+"Yes, sir; I believe so, sir. That is to say, a Baptist place of
+worship, sir," he answered solemnly.
+
+"Is that your brother?" inquired Abby.
+
+"No--" hesitated McAllister, doubtful as to what the valet's equivalent
+would be in his little friend's world.
+
+"What's your name?" inquired Abby.
+
+"Wilkins, miss," answered the valet.
+
+"What a lovely name!" cried Abby. "It's much nicer than his'n."
+
+Wilkins stepped back a few paces aghast.
+
+"That box is chuck full of eggs," announced Abby. "I wonder where the
+hens get them."
+
+"I give it up," said the clubman.
+
+"We have a black horse on our farm," she continued. "It used to be a
+girl, but now it's a boy."
+
+"Indeed!" exclaimed McAllister.
+
+"Yes, aunt had her tail cut off. Boys have short hair, you know--that's
+how you tell."
+
+At this Wilkins disappeared rapidly into the background.
+
+"Uncle Moses' wife don't love children," the child continued. "She has
+the rheumatiz in her thigh."
+
+"But she must like _you_, Abby," urged her new friend.
+
+"No, she don't. She don't love me 'cause I love Aunt Abby, an' Aunt Abby
+don't love her."
+
+"I see," said McAllister.
+
+The clubman soon became acquainted with Abby's entire family history,
+and rapidly realized that the mind of a child was a thing undreamed of
+in his philosophy. As she pattered on he conversed gravely with her,
+trying to answer her multitudinous questions. All her world was good
+save Uncle Moses' wife, and her confidence in the clubman was entire.
+She admired his clothes, his watch-chain, and his scarf-pin, and ended
+by directing him to read to her, which McAllister obediently did. None
+of the magazines seemed to contain suitable articles, so with some
+misgivings he purchased various colored weeklies, remembering vaguely
+his own delight in the misadventures of certain chubby ladies and stout
+gentlemen upon rear pages, perused furtively when waiting at the
+barber's to get his hair cut as a child. For half an hour her interest
+remained tense, but then she wearied of using her eyes, and, patting
+McAllister's fat chin, ordered him to tell her a story. Here was a new
+difficulty. He had never told a story in his life, but there was no help
+for it, no escape, as she climbed into his lap.
+
+"Begin with once onup-a-time," she ordered.
+
+"Well," he obeyed "Once 'onup' a time there was a man who lived in a
+club----"
+
+"A what?" sharply interrupted Abby.
+
+"A big white house with heaps of rooms," he corrected. "And as he had
+nobody dependent on him, all he had to do was to eat and sleep and look
+at the sky."
+
+"Didn't he have any children?"
+
+"Nobody in the world," answered McAllister.
+
+"Poor man!" sighed Abby. "Didn't he keep any hens?"
+
+"Not even a hen!"
+
+"I know a big house just like that," said Abby. "Old Captain Barnard
+used to live in it. Wasn't he lonely?"
+
+"Sometimes."
+
+"Did anyone live with him?"
+
+"His hired man," answered the clubman with a smile, looking down the car
+to where Wilkins sat in solitary grandeur. "And by and by he got so old
+and so fat that nobody would marry him, while the wives of other men he
+knew forgot to ask him to dinner."
+
+"Poor dear man!" murmured Abby, "I should think he'd have wished he
+hadn't been born."
+
+"Sometimes he did," answered the story-teller. "And he longed for some
+people to really care for him, and for some little children to keep him
+company."
+
+"Did he have a cow?"
+
+"No, not even a cow."
+
+Abby laughed sleepily.
+
+"But didn't he ever have any fun?"
+
+"He thought he did, but he didn't, really."
+
+"I'm awful sorry for him!" said Abby. "If I met him I would give him my
+white hen."
+
+"He used to pay for dinners for people, and send them flowers and candy
+and go to see them----"
+
+"Sunday afternoons?"
+
+"Yes; Sunday afternoons."
+
+"He was really very nice," said Abby.
+
+"Do you think so?" asked McAllister eagerly.
+
+"Why, of course. Don't you think so?"
+
+"So-so," said the clubman.
+
+"But he never hurt anyone?"
+
+"No, never."
+
+"And gave the hired man plenty of victuals?"
+
+"Much more than was good for him," said McAllister with conviction.
+
+"I like that man," said Abby. "He was a good man."
+
+"But some people said he was an idle fellow," insisted McAllister.
+
+"But that didn't do anybody any harm," said Abby.
+
+"No, certainly not."
+
+"And he wasn't cross?"
+
+"No, almost never."
+
+"Then," said Abby, "he was a good man, and I will marry him if he asks
+me."
+
+And with that she dropped her head on his arm and fell fast asleep.
+
+"Can't I hold the young--person, for you, sir?" inquired the valet in a
+whisper.
+
+"Certainly _not_," responded McAllister.
+
+Over the flitting pines circled the crows, black dots against the deep
+blue; lazy cows stood knee-deep in fields frosted with daisies and
+watched seemingly without interest the passing train; little puffs of
+white in serried ranks moved slowly out of the north, never approaching
+nearer, dissolving at the meridian; on the near horizon a line of indigo
+mountains tumbled southward; white farm-houses swept slowly by; at
+dusty crossings gray-whiskered farmers sat loosely holding the reins in
+amiable conformity with the injunction painted upon weather-worn signs
+to "Look out for the engine"; at times the train passed over rocky
+bedded streams dammed for milling, and once or twice across rivers half
+choked with logs upon which men ran like water-bugs; then through red
+brick towns, and towns with square granite stores and offices, and towns
+of white and green, marking the three disconnected periods of the
+architectural development of Maine; and everywhere the pines.
+
+In the midst of a stretch of thick woods the engine began to whistle
+frantically. A brakeman, followed closely by a conductor, hurried
+through the car. The wheels ground harshly and the train gradually
+ceased to move. Ahead could be heard the loud pounding of the engine and
+the roar of escaping steam. Volumes of smoke, white and black, rolled
+over the pines and cast rapidly changing shadows upon the ground.
+Wilkins, who had gone forth to seek information, now returned.
+
+"There's a freight wreck just a'ead, sir. The conductor says as how we
+shall be delayed 'ere at least nine hours."
+
+McAllister glanced down at the little form in his arms. It had not
+moved. Gently he carried her along the aisle, out upon the platform,
+and down the steps to the ground. Still she did not awake. Up the track
+he could see groups of excited passengers gesticulating around grotesque
+piles of wreckage upon which a locomotive lay with its wheels in the
+air. Beside the track stretched a pine grove, its soft carpet of needles
+flecked with sunlight. At the foot of one giant tree, on a bed of gray
+moss, the clubman laid his little charge and threw himself at her feet.
+An irritable family of nervous crows flapped noisily away to the other
+side of the track, assembled in angry consultation in a hemlock, deputed
+a spy, who cautiously reconnoitred, and, on the latter's report,
+returned. At a safe distance Wilkins sat upon a windfall, and with one
+eye upon his sleeping master smoked rapidly one of McAllister's cigars.
+
+
+II
+
+"Yes, Miss Higgins got yer telegram," answered Deacon Brewer, as they
+drove slowly along the river in the dusty heat of the early July
+morning. "Ef she hadn't I reckon she'd 'a' gone nigh crazy."
+
+They were in an open two-seated buck-board. McAllister, holding Abby in
+his lap, occupied the front seat with the Deacon, while Wilkins sat
+behind with the valise and the pasteboard box.
+
+"It was a tiresome delay and really a very fortunate escape," responded
+McAllister. "Abby behaved beautifully."
+
+"She's a good child," said the Deacon. "Her mother was a fine woman, and
+she's goin' to be just like her."
+
+"Are we nearly home?" asked the little girl, rubbing her eyes.
+
+"'Most," answered the Deacon. "Are ye hungry?"
+
+"I got her some bread and milk at a farm-house," explained McAllister,
+"but none of us have had any breakfast yet."
+
+"Wall, I reckon Miss Higgins'll be prepared for ye," said the Deacon.
+"She's a liberal woman an' a smart woman, but all the same, the farm's
+going to be sold for taxes next week."
+
+Abby had fallen asleep, but the clubman started and looked anxiously at
+her at this piece of intelligence.
+
+"She don't know nuthin' about it," said the farmer. "Miss Higgins can't
+run a hard-scrabble farm, nor no one can and make a livin' out'n it. It
+ain't worth five dollars an acre."
+
+"What will she do?" asked the clubman.
+
+"Darn ef I know," responded the other. "She kin help around some, I
+guess. Deacon Giddings has a powerful lot of company. 'N any woman kin
+sew. She kin make out, I reckon."
+
+"But the child?" whispered McAllister.
+
+"Her Uncle Moses'll hev to take her," answered the Deacon.
+
+"Jiminy!" ejaculated the clubman, recalling the little girl's
+description of her uncle's wife. "She won't like that."
+
+"Beggars can't be choosers," said the Deacon dryly.
+
+A turn in the road brought them within view of a small, low farm-house,
+with good-sized barn, lying in a field between the woods and the river,
+here about a quarter of a mile in width. The pines grew close to the
+road upon the left, but upon the other side the land had been well
+cleared to the Penobscot's bank. Huge piles of stones, ten or twelve
+feet long, five or so broad, and four or five feet high, were monuments
+to the energy and industry of some former owner.
+
+"Gosh, how Henery worked to clear this farm!" remarked the Deacon. "He
+hove stone for twenty years, an' then died. Look at them trees!"
+
+He pointed dramatically to a large orchard containing row upon row of
+young apple-trees.
+
+At the sound of the wheels a woman came slowly out of the side door and
+watched their approach. She had the pale, sickly countenance of the wife
+of the inland Maine farmer, and her limp dress ill concealed the
+angularity of her form. Her eyes showed that she had passed a sleepless
+night. McAllister leaped out and lifted Abby down. The woman neither
+spoke to nor kissed the child, but clutched her tightly in her arms.
+Then she nodded to the new-comers.
+
+"I'm obliged to ye, Deacon Brewer," she said. "Is this the man who sent
+the telegram? Won't ye come in and set down?"
+
+"Oh, yes," cried Abby ecstatically. "Get out, Mr. Wilkins! I want to
+show you the black horse, and all the hens."
+
+"I must be gettin' back," muttered the Deacon.
+
+"Could you let us have a bite of breakfast?" inquired McAllister. "My
+train doesn't go until twelve o'clock." To return to Bangor at this
+particular time did not suit him.
+
+"Such as it is," replied Miss Higgins.
+
+"Could you arrange to call out for me in an hour or so?" asked
+McAllister.
+
+"I reckon I kin," said the Deacon with some reluctance. "I'll hev ter
+charge ye fifty cents."
+
+"Of course," said McAllister.
+
+Wilkins took down the parcels, and the Deacon drove slowly away.
+
+"I'll scrape somethin' together in a few minutes," said Miss Higgins.
+"How much was that telegram?"
+
+"Oh, that's all right!" said the abashed clubman.
+
+"No, it ain't. Money's money. Was it ez much ez a quarter?"
+
+McAllister acknowledged the amount.
+
+"I thought so," commented Miss Higgins. "It was wuth it." She had the
+money all ready and handed it to McAllister.
+
+Etiquette seemed to demand its acceptance.
+
+"Did you say your name was McAllister? Who's this man?"
+
+"His name is Wilkins."
+
+"Well," said Aunt Abby, "one of ye might split up that log, if ye don't
+mind, while I get the breakfast."
+
+She turned into the house.
+
+McAllister looked doubtfully at the wood-pile.
+
+"Let Mr. Wilkins chop the wood!" shouted Abby; "I want to show you the
+ba-an."
+
+"Wilkins," said McAllister, "wood-chopping is an art sanctified in this
+country by tradition."
+
+"Very good, sir," answered Wilkins.
+
+Abby grasped McAllister's hand and tugged him joyfully over the
+poverty-stricken farm. They visited the orchard, the pig-sty, the
+hen-house, admired the horse that had been a girl, and ended at the
+water's edge.
+
+"We ketch salmon here in the spring," explained Abby; "and smelts."
+
+Across the eddying river quiet farms slept in the hot sunshine. Two men
+in a dory swung slowly up-stream. At their feet the clear water rippled
+against the stones. In his mind the clubman pictured the stifling city
+and the squalor of relative existence there.
+
+"It's beautiful, Abby," he said.
+
+"It's the loveliest place in the whole world," she answered, holding his
+hand tightly. "And I shall never, never go away."
+
+Behind them came the shrill tones of Aunt Abby's voice bidding them to
+breakfast. Wilkins, coatless, was bearing some mangled fragments of log
+toward the kitchen. His beaded face spoke unutterable dejection.
+
+"Well, set daown; it's all there is," said Miss Higgins.
+
+McAllister sat, and Abby climbed into a high chair. Wilkins remained
+standing.
+
+"Ain't ye goin' to set?" inquired Miss Higgins.
+
+Wilkins reddened.
+
+"Well, ye be the most bashful man I ever met," remarked the lady. "Set
+daown and eat yer victuals."
+
+"Sit down," said McAllister, and for the second time master and man
+shared a meal.
+
+The little room was bare of decoration except for some colored
+lithographs and wood-cuts, which for the most part represented the
+funeral corteges of distinguished Americans, with a few hospital scenes
+and the sinking of a steamship. A rug soiled to a dull drab made a sort
+of mud spot before the fireplace; a knitted tidy, suggestive of the
+antimacassar, ornamented the only rocker; at one end stood the stove,
+and hard by two fixed tubs. Everything except the carpet was
+scrupulously clean.
+
+Miss Higgins brought to the table a dish of steaming boiled eggs, half a
+loaf of white bread, and a vegetable dish with a large piece of butter.
+
+"I'll have some coffee for ye in a minute," she remarked as she placed
+the dishes before them.
+
+McAllister broke some of the eggs into a tumbler and cut the bread.
+
+"What might be your business?" inquired Miss Higgins.
+
+"Er--well--" hesitated McAllister. "I've travelled quite a bit."
+
+"I had a cousin in the hardware line," remarked the hostess
+reminiscently. "He travelled everywheres. Has it ever taken you ez fur
+as St. Louis?"
+
+"No," said McAllister. "My line never took me so far."
+
+"Andrew died there--of the water. What's your business?" continued Miss
+Higgins to Wilkins.
+
+"I'm with Mr. McAllister, ma'am."
+
+"Oh! same firm?"
+
+Wilkins coughed violently and evaded the interrogation.
+
+"Mr. Wilkins handles gents' clothing, underwear, haberdashery, and
+notions," interposed McAllister gravely.
+
+Wilkins swayed in his seat and grew purple around the gills.
+
+"Oh, Mr. Wilkins!" cried Abby, "what's the matter? You will burst! Take
+a drink of water."
+
+The valet obediently tried to do as she bade him.
+
+"How much is land worth around here?" asked the clubman. "And what do
+you raise?"
+
+Miss Higgins looked at him suspiciously.
+
+"We raise pertaters, some corn and oats, and get a purty fair apple crop
+in the autumn."
+
+"Must have been hard work clearing the farm," added McAllister, "if one
+can judge by the piles of stones."
+
+"Work? I guess 'twas work!" sniffed Miss Higgins. "You travellin' men
+hain't got no idee of what real work is. There ain't a stone in the
+nineteen acres of farm land. Henery picked 'em all up by hand."
+
+"Are you Abby's guardian?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Yes," said Miss Higgins. "I'm all the folks she's got, except Moses,
+down to Portsmouth, and a lot of good he is with that wife he's got!"
+
+Wilkins now asked awkwardly to be excused.
+
+"That friend of yourn seems to be a dummy!" remarked Miss Higgins after
+the valet had disappeared.
+
+"He isn't much in the social line," admitted his master. "But he knows
+his business."
+
+"I'm goin' out to show Mr. Wilkins the beehive," cried Abby, slipping
+down from her chair. "Come right along, won't you?"
+
+"I'll be there in just a minute," said McAllister.
+
+Abby grabbed up her sunbonnet and ran skipping out of the kitchen.
+
+"She's a dear little girl," said McAllister. "I hope she'll have a
+chance to get a good education."
+
+"Education behind a counter in Bangor is all she'll get," answered her
+aunt.
+
+They sat in silence for a moment, and then McAllister, feeling the
+craving induced by habit, drew an Obsequio from his pocket, and asked:
+
+"Do you object to smoking?"
+
+Miss Abby bristled.
+
+"I don't want none o' them se-gars in this house, so long's I'm in it!"
+she exclaimed. "Ain't out-doors good enough for you, without stinkin' up
+the kitchen?"
+
+"I didn't mean any offence," apologized McAllister. "I'll wait till I go
+out, of course."
+
+"One of the devil's tricks!" sniffed Miss Abby.
+
+McAllister, terribly embarrassed, got up and stepped to the window. The
+coffee had been execrable, but a benign influence animated him. Down the
+slope toward the gently flowing Penobscot little Abby was leading
+Wilkins by the hand. The boy-horse kicked his heels in a daisy-flecked
+pasture beyond the barn.
+
+"What did you say the farm was worth?" asked the clubman.
+
+"There's a hundred and eighty-one acres o' woodland, and the cleared
+land just makes two hundred. It ought to be worth eighteen hundred
+dollars."
+
+"I know a man who wants a farm. He says some day all this river front
+will be valuable for a summer resort. I'm authorized to buy for him.
+I'll give you sixteen hundred and fifty. Is it a bargain?"
+
+Miss Abby turned pale.
+
+"Oh, I don't know! It seems dreadful to sell it, after all the years
+Henery put into cleanin' of it up. I was hopin' somehow that maybe I
+could get work on the farm from them as bought it and keep Abby here
+for a while longer."
+
+"That's all right," said McAllister. "My principal is buying it on a
+speculation. You can stay indefinitely."
+
+"How about rent?" asked Miss Abby.
+
+"You can take care of the farm, and he won't charge you any rent."
+
+The terms having been finally arranged to Miss Abby's satisfaction,
+McAllister drew a small check-book from his pocket and filled out a
+voucher for the amount.
+
+"We can sign the papers later," said he with a smile.
+
+Miss Abby took the slip of paper doubtfully.
+
+"How do I know I ain't gettin' cheated?" she asked. "Suppose this should
+turn out to be no good?"
+
+"Then you'd have the farm," said McAllister.
+
+He fumbled in his pocket until he found a clean letter-back and with his
+stylographic pen rapidly wrote the following:
+
+"I hereby give and convey the Henry Higgins farm, heretofore purchased
+by me, to my friend Abigail Martha Higgins, in consideration for much of
+value of which no one knows but myself. In witness whereof I sign my
+name and affix a seal."
+
+He found a used postage-stamp that still had a trifle of gum on its back
+and made use of it as a fragmentary seal.
+
+While in some doubt as to the legal sufficiency of this instrument,
+McAllister felt that its intendment was unmistakable. Having replaced
+his pen, he carefully folded the document and thrust it into his pocket.
+Just at this moment Miss Higgins announced the return of Deacon Brewer,
+who was wheeling slowly into the gate. Toward the orchard McAllister
+could see, as he stepped to the door, little Abby still tugging along
+Wilkins, whose massive and emotionless face was glistening with the
+heat.
+
+"Hit's very 'ot, sir!" he remarked tentatively to his master. "I've been
+to see the 'ives."
+
+"How funny Mr. Wilkins talks!" said Abby. "He told me he knew a boy once
+who got stung, and said the bee _bit 'im in 'is 'ead_! Do all drummers
+talk like that?"
+
+"Drummers!" exclaimed Wilkins.
+
+"Aunt said you were both drummers; I s'pose you left your drums
+somewhere. I don't like 'em; they make too much music. They have them in
+the circus parade in Bangor every year."
+
+"Be you folks ready to start?" inquired Deacon Brewer. "Purty nice view
+of the water from here, ain't they? There's a good well on the place,
+too, and a few boat-loads of manure would give you crops to beat--all.
+Don't know enybody thet wants to speckalate a little in farmin' land, do
+ye? This here is a good, likely place. Reckon you kin buy it cheap."
+
+"Sh-h!" said McAllister, laying his finger on his lips.
+
+"No one sha'n't ever buy this farm," said Abby; "I'm goin' to live here
+always."
+
+"Wall," said the Deacon, "better be movin'. I don't like to keep the
+mare standin' in the sun."
+
+"Are you goin' away?" cried Abby in agonized tones. "You'll come back
+soon, won't you?"
+
+"I hope so, very soon," said McAllister. "Don't you want to show me the
+boy-horse before I start?"
+
+"Oh, yes, yes!" she cried, seizing his hand.
+
+The stout clubman and the little girl walked slowly across the
+grass-grown drive to the daisy field beside the barn, talking busily.
+
+"Your friend's bought this farm," announced Miss Abby to Wilkins.
+
+"'Oly Moses!" ejaculated the valet.
+
+"By gum!" exclaimed the Deacon. "What did he give?"
+
+"Sixteen hundred and fifty dollars."
+
+"Gee!" said the Deacon.
+
+"An' we're to stay on rent-free 's long 's we want!"
+
+"I swan!" commented the pillar of the local Baptist Church. "Some folks
+doos hev luck!"
+
+He went over to adjust a bit of harness.
+
+"It'll keep 'em out o' the poor farm," he muttered. "But, by gosh, thet
+feller must be a fool!"
+
+Over in the daisy field, McAllister, to the wonder of the boy-horse,
+pulled the despised cigar from his pocket, cut off the end, and began to
+smoke with infinite satisfaction.
+
+"What a beautiful, beautiful, lovely ring!" exclaimed Abby joyfully,
+examining with delight the embossed paper of red and gold.
+
+"Do you remember about the lonely man who lived in the big white house I
+told you of?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Of course I do," sighed Abby. "Poor man! he was so good, and nobody
+loved him."
+
+"Do you love him?" asked McAllister.
+
+"Dear man! I love him, all my heart!" cried the child.
+
+"Then the man is very, very happy," said McAllister softly.
+
+Overhead a single black crow, wheeling out of a stumpy pine, circled to
+investigate this strange love-scene. Satisfied of its propriety, he
+cawed loudly and resettled himself upon the shaking topmost bough.
+
+McAllister drew the golden band from his cigar and took the folded paper
+from his pocket.
+
+"Here's a love-letter," said he. "Your aunt will read it for you when
+I've gone."
+
+Abby took it sadly.
+
+"Now hold up your left hand," said McAllister, smiling. As he slipped
+the paper circle over her fourth finger he said gravely:
+
+"'With this ring I thee wed, and with all my worldly goods I thee
+endow.' Give me a kiss."
+
+She did so, in wonder.
+
+"Now we are married," said he.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Jailbird
+
+
+I
+
+Now it had come, he was not quite sure that he wanted it. For a moment
+he longed to go back and join the men marching away to the shoe-shop.
+Inside those walls he had never had to think of what he should eat or
+drink, or wherewithal he should be clothed.
+
+Over against the gray parapet echoed the buzzing of the electric cars, a
+strange sound to ears accustomed only to the tramp of marching feet, the
+harsh voices of wardens, and the clang of iron doors. Below him the
+harbor waves danced and sparkled, ferry-boats rushed from shore to
+shore, big ships moved slowly toward the distant islands and the still
+more distant sea, while near at hand the busy street flowed like a
+river, which he was compelled to swim but in which he already felt the
+millstone of his past dragging him down.
+
+His heart sank as he asked himself what life could hold for him. How
+often, sitting on his prison bed with his head in his hands, he had
+pictured joyously the present moment! Now he felt like a child who has
+lost its parent's hand in the passing throng.
+
+There had been a day, the year before, when his old mother's letter had
+not come, and, instead, only a line of stereotyped consolation from the
+country pastor to the village ne'er-do-well. No one had seen him choke
+over his bowl of soup and bread, or noticed the tears that trickled down
+upon the shoe-leather in his hand. She had been the only one who had
+ever written to him. There was nothing now to take him back to the
+little cluster of white cottages among the hills where he was born.
+
+As he stood there alone facing the world, he yearned to throw himself
+once more upon his cot and weep against its iron bars--for three years
+the only arms outstretched to comfort him.
+
+
+II
+
+The Judge concluded his charge with the usual, "I leave the case with
+you, gentlemen," and the jury, collecting their miscellaneous garments,
+slowly retired. Leary, the County Detective assigned to "Part One,"
+pushed an indictment across the desk, whispering:
+
+"Try _him_; he's a _short_ one," for it was getting late, and the
+afternoon sun was already gilding the dingy cornices of the big
+court-room, now almost deserted save by a lounger or two half asleep on
+the benches.
+
+"People against Graham," called Dockbridge, the youthful deputy
+assistant district attorney.
+
+"Fill the box!" shouted the clerk. "James Graham to the bar!" and
+another dozen "good men and true" answered to their names and settled
+themselves comfortably in their places.
+
+At the rear the door from the pen opened and the prisoner entered,
+escorted by an officer. He walked stolidly around the room, passed
+through the gate held open for him, and took his seat at the table
+reserved for the defendant and his attorney. There appeared, however, to
+be no lawyer to represent him.
+
+"Have you counsel?" casually inquired the clerk.
+
+"No," answered the prisoner.
+
+"Mr. Crookshanks, please look after the rights of this defendant,"
+directed the Judge.
+
+The prisoner, a thick-set man of medium height, half rose from his seat,
+and, turning toward the weazened little lawyer, shook his head rather
+impatiently. It was obvious that they were not strangers. After a
+whispered conversation Crookshanks stepped forward and addressed the
+Court.
+
+"The defendant declines counsel, and stands upon his constitutional
+right to defend himself," he said apologetically.
+
+There was a slight lifting of heads among the jury, and a few sharp
+glances in the direction of the prisoner, which seemed in no wise to
+disconcert him.
+
+"Very well, then; proceed," ordered the Court.
+
+The prosecutor rapidly outlined his case--one of simple "larceny from
+the person." The People would show that the defendant had taken a wallet
+from the pocket of the complaining witness. He had been caught _in
+flagrante delicto_. There were several eye-witnesses. The case would
+occupy but a few moments, unless, to be sure, the prisoner had some
+witnesses. The young assistant, who seemed slightly nervous at the
+unusual prospect of conducting a trial against a lawyerless defendant
+(savoring as it did of a hand-to-hand combat in the days of trial by
+battle), started to comment upon the novelty of the situation, gave it
+up, and to cover his retreat called his first witness.
+
+Dockbridge was very young indeed. He was undergoing the process of being
+"whipped into shape" by the Judge, a kind but unrelenting observer of
+all the technicalities of the criminal branch, and this was one of his
+first cases. He could work up a pretty fair argument in his office, but
+he now felt his inexperience and began to wish it was time to adjourn,
+or that his senior, "Colonel Bob," the stout Nestor of Part One, whose
+long practice made him ready for any emergency, would return. But
+"Colonel Bob" could have proved an excellent alibi at that moment, and
+the battle had to be fought out alone.
+
+The prisoner, meanwhile, was sitting calm but vigilant, pen in hand. His
+face, square and strong, with firmly marked mouth and chin, showed no
+sign of emotion, but under their heavy brows his black eyes played
+uneasily between the Court and jury. Evidently not more than thirty
+years of age, his attitude and expression showed intelligence and alert
+capacity.
+
+"Go on, Mr. District Attorney," again admonished the Judge; and
+Dockbridge, pulling himself together, commenced to examine the
+complainant.
+
+The prisoner was now straining eye and ear to catch every look and word
+from the witness-stand. Hardly had the complainant opened his mouth
+before the defendant had objected to the answer, the objection had been
+sustained, and the reply stricken out. He continued to object from time
+to time, and his points were so well taken that he dominated not only
+the examination but the witness as well, and the jury presently found
+themselves listening to a cross-examination as skilfully conducted as
+if by a trained practitioner.
+
+But, although the defendant showed himself a better lawyer than his
+adversary, it was apparent that his battle was a losing one. Point after
+point he contested stubbornly, yet the case loomed clear against him.
+
+The People having "rested," the defendant announced that he had no
+witnesses, and would go to the jury on the evidence, or, rather "failure
+of evidence," as he put it, of the prosecution. It was done with great
+adroitness, and none of the jury perceived that, by refusing to accept
+counsel, he had made it impossible to take the stand in his own behalf,
+and had thus escaped the necessity of subjecting himself to
+cross-examination as to his past career.
+
+If the spectators had expected a piteous appeal for mercy or a burst of
+prison rhetoric, they were disappointed. The prisoner summed his case up
+carefully, arguing that there was a reasonable doubt upon the evidence
+to which he was entitled; begged the jury not to condemn him merely
+because he appeared before them as one charged with a crime; appealed to
+them for justice; and at the close, for the first time forgetting the
+proprieties of the situation, exclaimed, "I did not do it, gentlemen! I
+did not do it! There is an absolute failure of proof! You cannot find
+that I took the purse from the old gentleman on such evidence! It is all
+a lie!"
+
+It was his one false touch. To raise the issue of veracity is usually a
+mistake on the part of a defendant, and the defiant look in Graham's
+eyes might well have suggested conscious guilt.
+
+As he paused for a moment after this concluding sentence, an Italian
+band came marching down Centre Street playing the dead march. Some
+patriot was being borne to his last sleep in an alien land. Outside the
+court-house it paused for a moment with one melancholy crash of funeral
+chords. It seemed a vibrant echo of the discord of his own fruitless
+life. At the same moment a ray from the red sun setting over the Tombs
+fell upon the prisoner's face.
+
+Dockbridge summed the case up in the stock fashion, and then for half an
+hour the Judge addressed the jury in a calm and dispassionate analysis
+of the evidence, not hesitating to compare the abilities of the
+prosecutor and prisoner to the disadvantage of the former, saying in
+this respect: "Neither must you be influenced by any feeling of
+admiration at the capacity shown by this defendant to conduct his own
+case. If he has appeared more than a match for the prosecution, it must
+not affect the weight which you give to the evidence against him."
+
+"More than a match for the prosecution!" That had been rather rough, to
+be sure, and the fifth juror had looked at Dockbridge and grinned.
+
+The jury filed out, the prisoner was led back to the pen, the Judge
+vanished into his chambers, and the prosecutor, his feet on the counsel
+table, lit a cigar and indulged in retrospection. The benches were
+deserted. There was no one but himself left in the court-room. Usually,
+when a jury retired, there was some mother or wife or daughter, with her
+handkerchief to her eyes, waiting for them to come back, but this fellow
+had none such. He had fought alone. Well, damn him, he deserved to! But
+who the deuce was he? It had been clever on his part not to take the
+stand. Strange to be trying a man you had never seen before--of whom you
+knew nothing, who had merely side-stepped into your life and would soon
+back out of it. "Poor devil!" thought the deputy as he lit another
+Perfecto.
+
+Now the jury, as juries sometimes do, wanted to talk and had a consuming
+desire to smoke, so they both smoked and talked; and when O'Reilly came
+to turn on the lights in the court-room, they were still out, and
+Dockbridge had fallen fast asleep.
+
+
+III
+
+At half past ten o'clock the big court-room still remained almost empty.
+Inside the rail the clerk and the stenographer, having returned from a
+short visit to Tom Foley's saloon across the way, were languidly
+discussing the condition of the stock-market. A nebulous illumination in
+the vastness above only served to increase the shadowy dimness of the
+room. The talk of the pair made a scarcely audible whisper in the great
+silence. Outside, an electric car could be heard at intervals; within,
+only the slam of iron doors, subdued by distance, echoed through the
+corridors.
+
+Dockbridge had awakened, and, lounging before his table, was trying to
+get up a case for the morrow. The Judge had gone home for dinner. One by
+one the court attendants had strayed away, coming back to push open the
+heavy door, and, after a furtive glance at the empty bench, as silently
+to depart.
+
+Below in the stifling pen, alone behind the bars, James Graham sat
+staring vacantly at the stained cement floor. A savage rage surged
+through him. Curse them! That infernal Judge had not given him half a
+chance. Once more he recalled that day when he had stepped out into the
+sunlight a free man. Again he saw his iron bed, his cobbling bench, his
+coarse food, his hated stripes. He choked at the thought of them. Only
+two months before he had been at liberty. Think of it! Good clothes,
+good food, pleasure! God, what a fool! A dull pain worked through his
+body; he remembered that he had not eaten since seven that morning.
+
+Outside in the corridor the keeper was smoking a cigar. The fumes of it
+drifted in and mingled with the stench of the pen. It almost nauseated
+him. He leaned his head against the wall and closed his eyes. The act
+brought rushing back the memories of his childhood, and of how, every
+night, he would lay his head upon his mother's knee and say, "Have I
+been a good boy to-day?" A sob shook him, and he pressed closer against
+the wall.
+
+A sound of moving feet roused him suddenly. A door swung open, shut
+again, and voices came with a draught of air from the corridor.
+
+The keeper waiting outside stirred and stood up, looking regretfully at
+his cigar.
+
+"Get up there, you!"
+
+The prisoner obeyed perfunctorily, and followed the officer heavily up
+the stairs and down the dirty passage to the court-room. Outside, he
+shrank from entering. Those eyes--those eyes! That hard, pitiless Judge!
+But he was pushed roughly forward. Then his old pugnacity returned; he
+set his teeth, and entered.
+
+He trudged around the room and stopped at the bar before the clerk. On
+his right sat the twelve silent men. On the bench the white-haired Judge
+was gazing at him with sad but penetrating eyes.
+
+It was different from the mellow glow of the afternoon. They were all so
+still--like ghosts--and all around, all about him! He wanted to shout
+out at them, "Speak! for God's sake, speak!" But something stifled him.
+The overwhelming power of the law held him speechless.
+
+The clerk rose without looking at the prisoner.
+
+"Gentlemen of the jury, have you agreed upon a verdict?"
+
+"We have," answered the foreman, rising and standing with his eyes upon
+the floor.
+
+"How say you, do you find the defendant guilty, or not guilty?"
+
+"Guilty of grand larceny in the first degree."
+
+The prisoner involuntarily pressed his hand to his heart. He had
+weathered that blast before and could do so again. Dockbridge gave him a
+look full of pity. Graham hated him for it. That child! That snivelling
+little fool! He wanted none of his sympathy! His breath came faster.
+Must they all look at him? Was that a part of his trial--to be stared
+down? He glared back at them. The room swam, and he saw only the stern
+face on the bench above.
+
+"Name?" broke in the harsh voice of the clerk.
+
+"James Graham."
+
+"Age?"
+
+"Twenty-eight."
+
+"Married, or unmarried?" "Temperate?" came the pitiless questions, all
+answered in a monotone.
+
+"Ever convicted before?"
+
+"No," said the prisoner in a low voice, but the word sounded to him like
+a roaring torrent. Then came once more that awful silence. The dread eye
+of the Judge seared his soul.
+
+"Graham, is that the truth?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Are you quite sure?"
+
+That merciless question! What had that to do with it? Why should he have
+to tell them? That was not his crime. He was ready to suffer for what he
+had done, but not for the past; that was not fair--he had paid for that.
+He must defend himself.
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Swear him," said the Judge.
+
+The officer took up the soiled Bible and started to place it in Graham's
+hand. But the hand dropped from it.
+
+"No, no, I can't!" he faltered; "I can't--I--I--it is no use," he added
+huskily.
+
+"When were you convicted?"
+
+"I served six months for petty larceny in the penitentiary six years
+ago."
+
+"Is that all?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Are you sure?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Quite sure? Think again!"
+
+"Yes, sir," almost inaudibly.
+
+"Swear him."
+
+Again the book was forced toward the unwilling hand, and again it was
+refused.
+
+"Have you no pity--no mercy?" his dark eyes seemed to say. Then they
+gave way to a look of utter hopelessness.
+
+"I served three years in Charlestown for larceny, and was discharged two
+months ago."
+
+"Is that all?"
+
+"O, God! Isn't that enough?" suddenly groaned the prisoner. "No, no; it
+isn't all! It's always been the same old story! Concord, Joliet, Elmira,
+Springfield, Sing Sing, Charlestown--yes, six times. Twelve years. . . .
+I'm a _jailbird_." He laughed harshly and rested wearily against the
+wooden bar.
+
+"Have you anything to say why judgment should not be pronounced against
+you?"
+
+"Your Honor, will you hear me?" Graham choked back a dry sob.
+
+The Judge slightly inclined his head.
+
+"Yes. I'm a jailbird," uttered the prisoner rapidly. "I'm only out two
+months." There was no defiance in his voice now, and his eyes searched
+the face of the Judge, seeking for mercy. "I had a good home--no matter
+where--and a good father and mother. My father died and didn't leave
+anything, and I had to work while my mother kept house. I worked on the
+farm, winter and summer, summer and winter, early and late. I got sick
+of it. I quit the farm and went to the city. I worked hard and did well.
+I learned shorthand, and finally got a job as a court stenographer.
+That's how I know about the rules of evidence. Then I got started wrong,
+and by and by I took a fifty-dollar note and another fellow was sent up
+for it. After that I didn't care. I had a good time--of its kind. It was
+better than a dog's life on the farm, anyway. By and by I got caught,
+and then it was no use. Each time I got out I swore I'd lead an honest
+life. But I couldn't. A convict might as well try to eat stones as to
+find a job. But when I got free this time I made up my mind to starve
+rather than get back again. I meant it, too. I tried hard. It was no use
+in Boston--they're too respectable. All a convict can do there is to get
+a two weeks' job sawing wood. At the end of that time he's supposed to
+be able to take care of himself. I had to give it up and come to New
+York.
+
+"It was August, and I went the rounds of the offices for three weeks,
+looking for work. No one wanted a stenographer, and there was nothing
+else to do that I could find. Once I thought I had something on the
+water-front, but the man changed his mind. A woman told me to go to Dr.
+Westminster, so I went. He was kind enough, said he was very busy, but
+would do all he could for me; that there was a special society for just
+such cases, and he would give me a card. I thanked him, and took the
+card and went to the society. The young woman there gave me two soup
+tickets, and said she would do all she could for me. Next day she
+reported that there was nothing doing just then, but if I could come
+back in about a month they could probably do better. Then she gave me
+another soup ticket. I drank the soup and then I went back to Dr.
+Westminster. He was rather annoyed at seeing me again, and said that he
+had done all that he could, but would bear me in mind; meantime, unless
+I heard from him, it would be no use to call again. I'd lived on soup
+for two days.
+
+"I got a meal by begging on the avenue. Then another woman told me to go
+to Dr. Emberdays, and I went to _him_. By this time I must have been
+looking pretty tough. He said that he would do what he could, and that
+there was a society to which he would give me a line. They asked me a
+devil of a lot of questions, and gave me a flannel undershirt. It made
+me sick! An undershirt in August, when I wanted bread and human
+sympathy!
+
+"It was no use. I gave up parsons and tried the river-front again. I
+didn't get over one meal a day, and my head ached all the time. I heard
+of a job at One Hundred and Sixty-ninth Street, carrying lumber. I got a
+nickel for holding a horse, and went up. It was a gang of niggers. They
+got a dollar a day. The boss was a nigger, too, and didn't want cheap
+white trash. I almost went down on my knees to him, and finally he said
+I might come the next day. I slept in a field under a tree without
+anything to eat that night, and started in at seven the next morning.
+The thermometer went up to ninety-six, and we worked without stopping. I
+had to lug one end of a big stick, with a nigger under the other end,
+one hundred yards, then go back and get another. I got so I didn't know
+what I was doing. At eleven o'clock I fainted, and then I was sick,
+dreadfully sick. At three the boss nigger kicked me and said I had to
+stop faking or I wouldn't get paid, and so I got up and lugged until
+six. But I was so ill I knew it was no use. I couldn't do that kind of
+work.
+
+"It was an awfully hot night. I got off the 'L' at Thirty-fourth Street
+and walked through to the avenue. When I got to the Waldorf I stopped
+and looked in the windows. There were men and women in there, and
+flowers and everything to eat--just what I could eat if I chose. And I
+had been working with niggers, Judge, all day long until I fainted,
+heaving timber. I just stood and waited, and when a chance came to
+snatch a roll of bills I took it. They couldn't catch me. I was good for
+ten of 'em, Judge.
+
+"After that it was easy. I met some of the fellows that had served time
+with me and got back into the old life. Judge, it's no use. I don't
+blame you for what you are going to do, nor I don't blame the jury.
+Anyone could see through the bluff I put up. I'm guilty. I'm a jailbird,
+I say. I'm done. Only I've had no chance, Judge. Give me another; let me
+go back to the farm. I'll go, I swear I will! It'll kill me to go to
+prison. I'm a human being. God meant me to live out of doors, and I've
+spent half of my life inside stone walls. Let me go back to the country.
+I'll go, Judge. I'm a human being. Give me one more chance."
+
+There was no sound when the prisoner stopped speaking. The judge did not
+reply for a full minute. His face wore its habitual look of sadness.
+Then he spoke in a very low tone, but one which was distinctly audible
+in the silence of the court-room.
+
+"Graham, you have read your own sentence. You have confessed that you
+cannot lead an honest life. Your fault is that you will not work. There
+are a thousand farms within a hundred miles, where you could earn a
+livelihood for the asking. Your intelligence is of a high order. By
+ordinary application you could have risen far above your fellows. You
+are a dangerous criminal--all the more dangerous for your ability. You
+almost outwitted the jury, and conducted your own case more ably than
+nine out of ten lawyers would have done. You have ruined your own life,
+and cast away a pearl of price. You have my pity, but I cannot allow it
+to affect my duty. Graham, I sentence you to State Prison for ten
+years."
+
+The prisoner shivered, and covered his face with his hands. Then the
+officer clapped him on the shoulder and pushed him toward the door.
+
+"Gentlemen, you are excused." The Judge bowed to the jury.
+
+"Hear ye! Hear ye!" bawled the attendant: "all persons having business
+with Part One of the General Sessions of the Peace, held in and for the
+County of New York, may now depart. This Court stands adjourned until
+to-morrow morning at half past ten o'clock."
+
+
+
+
+
+
+In the Course of Justice
+
+"The Law is a sort of hocuspocus science that smiles
+in yer face while it picks yer pocket; and the
+glorious uncertainty of it is of mair use to the
+professors than the justice of it."
+
+
+I
+
+A trim, neatly dressed young man, holding in one of his carefully gloved
+hands a bamboo cane, sat upon a bench in Union Square one brilliant
+October morning some ten years ago. All about him swarms of excited
+sparrows chattered and fought among the yellow leaves. A last night's
+carnation languished in his button-hole, and his smoothly shaven
+lantern-jaw and high cheekbones suggested the type of upper Broadway and
+the Tenderloin. In spite of this, the general effect was not unpleasing,
+especially as his sparse curly hair, just turning gray at the temples,
+disclosed a forehead suggestive of more than usual intelligence in a
+face otherwise ordinary. A shadowy, inscrutable smile from time to time
+played upon his features, at one moment making them seem good-naturedly
+sympathetic, at another, sinister. The casual observer would have
+classed him as a student or actor. He was both, and more.
+
+From a large jewelry store across the way presently emerged a diminutive
+messenger-boy carrying a small, square bundle, and turned into Broadway.
+The man on the bench, known to his friends as "Supple Jim," rose
+unobtrusively to his feet. The apostle of Hermes stopped to buy a cent's
+worth of mucilaginous candy from the Italian on the corner, and then,
+whistling loudly, dawdled upon his way. The man followed, manoeuvring for
+position, while the boy, now in the chewing stage and struggling
+violently, lingered to inspect a mechanical toy. The supple one
+accomplished a flank movement, approached, touched him on the shoulder,
+and displayed a silver badge beneath his coat.
+
+"Young man, I'm from the Central Office, and need your help. About a
+block from here a feller will come runnin' after you and say they've
+given you the wrong bundle--see? He'll hand you another, and tell you to
+give him the one you've got. He's a crook--'Paddy the Sneak'--old game!
+see?"
+
+The boy was all attention, his jaws motionless.
+
+"Yep!" he replied, his eyes glistening delightedly.
+
+"Well, I'll be right behind you; and when he throws the game into you,
+just pretend you fall to it an' hand him your box. Then I'll make the
+collar. Are you on?"
+
+"Say, that's easy!" grinned the boy.
+
+"Show us what you're good for, then, and I'll have the Inspector send
+you some passes for the theayter."
+
+The boy started on in business-like fashion. As his interlocutor had
+predicted, a hatless "feller" overtook him, breathless, and entered into
+voluble explanation. The messenger exchanged bundles, and then, eyes
+front, continued up the street until the detective should pounce upon
+his victim. For some strange reason no such event took place. At the end
+of the block he cast a furtive glance behind him. Both Paddy and the
+Central Office man had vanished, to dispose in a Bowery pawnshop of the
+fruits of their short hour of toil, dividing between them one hundred
+and sixty dollars as the equivalent of the diamond stud which the box
+had contained.
+
+Half an hour later, drawn by a fascination which he found irresistible,
+the hero of this legal memoir took a car to the Criminal Courts
+Building, and made his way to the General Sessions.
+
+"Forgot my subpoena, Cap'n. I'm a witness. Just let me in, please!" he
+said, with a smile of easy good-nature.
+
+Old Flaherty, the superannuated door-keeper, known as The Eagle, eyed
+the young man suspiciously for a moment, and then, grumbling, allowed
+him to enter the court-room. The thief who had so easily secured
+admittance, fought his way persistently through the throng, elbowed by
+the gruff officer at the inner gate, and selecting the best seat on the
+front bench, compelled its earlier occupants to make room for him with a
+calm assurance and matter-of-course superiority which they had not the
+courage to oppose.
+
+Supple Jim listened with interest to the call of the calendar. A few
+lawyers, with their witnesses, whose cases had gone over until the
+morrow, struggled out through the crush at the door, with no perceptible
+diminution in the throng within. The clerk prepared to call the roll of
+the jury.
+
+"Trial jurors in the case of 'The People against Richard Monohan,'
+please answer to your names."
+
+The twelve, in varying keys, had all replied; the trial was "on" again,
+having been interrupted, evidently, by the adjournment of the afternoon
+before. A venerable complainant now resumed the story of how two young
+men, whose acquaintance he had made in a saloon the previous Sunday
+evening, had followed him into the street, assaulted him on his way home
+and robbed him of his ring. He positively identified the prisoner as
+the one who had wrenched it from his finger.
+
+Next, an officer testified to having arrested the defendant upon the old
+gentleman's description, and to having found in his pocket a pawn-ticket
+calling for the ring in question.
+
+The case, in the vernacular of the courts, was "dead open and shut."
+
+The People "rested," and the defendant, a miserable specimen of those
+wretched beings that constitute the penumbra of crime, took the stand.
+His defence was absurd. He denied ever before having seen his accuser,
+had not been in the saloon, had not taken the ring, had not pawned it,
+had bought the ticket from a man on the corner who, he remembered, had
+told him he was getting a bargain at three dollars. He could not
+describe this "man," or account for his own whereabouts on the evening
+in question. He had been drunk at the time. It was a story as old as
+theft itself.
+
+The prosecutor winked at the jury, and the Judge once more summoned the
+apostolic-looking complainant to the chair.
+
+"You realize, sir, the terrible consequences to this young man should
+you be mistaken? Are you quite sure that he is one of the persons who
+robbed you?" he inquired with becoming gravity.
+
+The witness raised himself by his cane, and stepping down to where the
+prisoner sat, gazed searchingly into his stolid face.
+
+"God knows," said he, "I wouldn't harm a hair of his head. But by all
+that's holy, I swear he's the man who took my ring."
+
+A wave of interest passed over the assembled attorneys. That was
+business for you! No use to cross-examine an old fellow like _him_.
+There was a great nodding of heads and shuffling of feet.
+
+"Do you think you could identify your other assailant if you should see
+him?" continued the judge.
+
+"I'm sure of it," calmly replied the witness.
+
+"Very well, sir," continued his Honor; "see if you can do so."
+
+Half of the audience moved uneasily, and glanced longingly toward the
+closed means of exit. A woman tittered hysterically. The witness slowly
+descended, and, escorted by a policeman, began his inspection,
+scrutinizing each face with care. Quietly he moved along the first
+bench, and then, gently shaking his head, along the second. The interest
+became breathless. A sigh of relief rippled along the settees after him.
+The only spectator unmoved by what was taking place was Supple Jim, who
+smiled genially at the old gentleman as the latter glanced at him and
+passed on. Four rows--five rows--six rows--seven rows. At last there
+was but one bench left, and the excitement reached the point of
+ebullition. Would he find him? Were they going to be disappointed after
+all? Only half a bench left! Only two men left! Ah! what was that?
+People shoved one another in the back, craning their heads to see what
+was doing in the distant corner where the complainant stood. Suddenly
+the searcher faced the Judge, and, pointing to the last occupant of the
+rear settee, announced with conviction:
+
+"Your Honor, _this_ is the other man!"
+
+A murmur travelled rapidly around the court-room. Honors were even
+between a Judge who could thus unerringly divine the presence of a
+malefactor and a patriarch who, out of so great a multitude, was able
+unhesitatingly to pick out a midnight assailant.
+
+The "criminal" attorneys whispered among themselves: "Well, say! what do
+you think of that! All right, eh? Well, I guess! Well, say!"
+
+This picturesque digression concluded, interest again centred in the
+defendant, of whose ultimate conviction there could no longer be any
+doubt.
+
+Not that the identification of the accomplice had any real significance,
+since the man so ostentatiously picked out by the patriarch in court had
+been caught red-handed at the time of the robbery within a block of the
+saloon, was already under indictment as a co-defendant, and being out
+on bail had merely been brought in under a bench warrant and placed
+among the spectators. But the performance had a distinct dramatic value,
+and the jury could not be blamed for making the natural deduction that
+if the complainant was right as regards the one, _ipso facto_ he must be
+as to the other. That the complainant had already identified him at the
+police-station and at the Tombs seemed a matter of small importance. The
+point was, apparently, that the old fellow had a good memory, and one
+upon which the jury could safely rely.
+
+The Judge charged the law, and the jury retired, returning almost
+immediately with a verdict of "Guilty of robbery in the first degree."
+
+The prisoner at the bar swayed for an instant, steadied himself, and
+stood clinging to the rail, while his counsel made the usual motions for
+a new trial and in arrest of judgment.
+
+"Clear the box! Clear the box!" shouted the clerk, and the jury, their
+duty comfortably discharged, filed slowly out.
+
+The court-room rapidly emptied itself into the corridors. Supple Jim
+waited on the steps of the building until a young woman, carrying a
+baby, came wearily out, and, as she passed, thrust a roll of bills into
+her hand.
+
+"Your feller's been _done dirt_!" he growled. "Take that, and put it
+out of sight. Don't give it to any _lawyer_, now! You'll need it
+yourself." Then he sprang lightly upon the rear platform of a surface
+car as it whizzed by, and vanished from her astonished gaze.
+
+Thus was an innocent man convicted, while crime triumphant played the
+part of benefactor.
+
+
+II
+
+The next morning Supple Jim, sitting in the warm sunshine in the
+bay-window of his favorite restaurant, lazily finished a hearty
+breakfast of ham and eggs, glancing casually, meanwhile, at the morning
+paper which lay open before him. At a respectful distance his attendant
+awaited the moment when this important guest should snap his fingers,
+demand his damage, and call for a Carolina Perfecto. These would be
+forthcoming with alacrity, for Mr. James Hawkins was more of an autocrat
+on Fourteenth Street than a Pittsburg oil magnate at the Waldorf. Just
+now the Supple James was reading with keen enjoyment how, the day
+before, a quick-witted old gentleman had brought a malefactor to
+justice. At one of the paragraphs he broke into a gentle laugh, perusing
+it again and again, apparently with intense enjoyment.
+
+Had ever such a farce been enacted in the course of justice! He tossed
+away the paper and swore softly. Of course, the only thing that had
+rendered such a situation possible at all was the fact that the aged
+Farlan was a superlative old ass. To hear him tell his yarn on the
+stand, you would have thought that it gave him positive pain to testify
+against a fellow being. Did you ever see such white hair and such a big
+white beard? Why, he looked like Dowie or Moses, or some of those
+fellows. When Jim had tripped him up and slipped off the ring, the old
+chap had already swallowed half a dozen "County Antrims," and wasn't in
+a condition to remember anything or anybody. The idea of his going so
+piously into court and swearing the thing on to Monohan; it gave you the
+creeps! A fellow might go to "the chair" as easy as not, in just the
+same way. Of course, Jim had not intended to get the young greenhorn
+into any trouble when he had sold him the pawn-ticket. He had been just
+an easy mark. And when the police had arrested him and found the ticket
+in his pocket, there was not any call for Jim to set them straight. That
+was just Monohan's luck, curse him! Let him look out for himself.
+
+But to see the patriarch carefully forging the shackles upon the wrong
+man, had filled Jim with a wondering and ecstatic bewilderment. The
+stars in their courses had seemed warring in his behalf.
+
+Think of it! That fellow Monohan could get twenty years! It made him
+mad, this infernal conspiracy, as it seemed to him, between judges and
+prosecutors. It mattered little, apparently, whether they got the right
+man or not, so long as they got someone! What business had they to go
+and convict a fellow who was innocent, and put him, "Jim," the cleverest
+"gun" in the profession, in such a position? He wondered if folks in
+other lines of business had so many problems to face. The stupidity of
+witnesses and the trickery of lawyers was almost beyond belief. It was a
+perennial contest, not only of wit against wit, strategy against
+strategy, but, worst of all, of wit against impenetrable dulness. Why,
+if people were going to be so careless about swearing a man's liberty
+away, it was time to "get on the level." You might be nailed any time by
+mistake, and then your record would make any defence impossible. You had
+the right to demand common honesty, or, at least, _intelligence_, on the
+part of the prosecution.
+
+But the main question was, What was going to become of Monohan? Well,
+the boy was convicted, and that was the end of it. It was quite clear to
+Jim that, had he been victimized in the same way, no one would have
+bothered about it at all. It was simply the fortune of war.
+
+But twenty years! His own pitiful aggregate of six, with vacations in
+between, as it were, looked infinitesimal beside that awful burial
+alive. He'd be fifty when he came out--if he ever came out! Sometimes
+they died like flies in a hot summer. And then there was always
+Dannemora--worst of all, Dannemora! It would kill _him_ to go back. He
+couldn't live away from the main stem _now_. Why, he hadn't been in
+_stir_ for five years. All his prison traits, the gait, the hunch, were
+effaced--gone completely. His brows contracted in a sharp frown.
+
+"What's the use?" he muttered as he rose to go. "He ain't worth it! I
+can stake his wife and kids till his time's up! But, God! _I_ could
+never go back!"
+
+Yet the same irresistible force which had directed him to the court-room
+the day before, now led him to the Grand Central Station. Like one
+walking in a dream, he bought a ticket and took the noon train alone to
+Ossining.
+
+Following a path that led him quickly to a hill above the town not far
+from the prison walls, he threw himself at full length beside a bowlder,
+and gazed upon the familiar outlook. Across the broad, shining river lay
+the dreamy blue hills he had so often watched while working at his
+brushes. Here and there a small boat skimmed down the stream before the
+same fresh breeze that sent the red and brown leaves fluttering along
+the grass. The sunlight touched everything with enchantment, the cool
+autumn air was an intoxicant--it was the Golden Age again. No, not the
+Golden Age! Just below, two hundred yards away, he noticed for the first
+time a group of men in stripes breaking stones. Some were kneeling, some
+crouching upon their haunches. They worked in silence, cracking one
+stone after another and making little piles of the fragments. At the
+distance of only a few feet two guards leaned upon their loaded rifles.
+Jim shut his eyes.
+
+
+III
+
+The day of sentence came. Once more Jim found himself in the stifling
+court. He saw Monohan brought to the bar, and watched as he waited
+listlessly for those few terrible words. The Court listened with grim
+patience to the lawyer's perfunctory appeal for mercy, and then, as the
+latter concluded, addressed the prisoner with asperity.
+
+"Richard Monohan, you have been justly convicted by a jury of your peers
+of robbery in the first degree. The circumstances are such as to entitle
+you to no sympathy from the Court. The evidence is so clear and
+positive, and the complainant's identification of you so perfect, that
+it would have been impossible for a jury to reach any other verdict.
+Under the law you might be punished by a term of twenty years, but I
+shall be merciful to you. The sentence of the Court is--" here the Judge
+adjusted his spectacles, and scribbled something in a book--"that you be
+confined in State Prison for a period of _not less than ten nor more
+than fifteen years_."
+
+Monohan staggered and turned white.
+
+The whole crowded court-room gasped aloud.
+
+"Come on there!" growled the attendant to his prisoner. But suddenly
+there was a quick movement in the centre of the room, and a man sprang
+to his feet.
+
+"Stop!" he shouted. "Stop! There's been a mistake! You've convicted the
+wrong man! _I_ stole that ring!"
+
+"Keep your seats! Keep your seats!" bellowed the court officers as the
+spectators rose impulsively to their feet.
+
+Those who had been present at the trial two days before were all
+positive _now_ that they had never taken any stock in the old
+gentleman's identification.
+
+"Silence! Silence in the court!" shouted the Captain pounding vigorously
+with a paper-weight.
+
+"What's all this?" sternly demanded the Judge. "Do you claim that _you_
+robbed the complainant in this case? Impossible!"
+
+"Not a bit, yer 'Onor!" replied Jim in clarion tones. "You've nailed the
+wrong man, that's all. I took the ring, pawned it for five dollars, and
+sold the ticket to Monohan on the corner. I can't stand for his gettin'
+any fifteen years," he concluded, glancing expectantly at the
+spectators.
+
+A ripple of applause followed this declaration.
+
+"Hm!" commented his Honor. "How about the co-defendant in the case,
+identified here in the court-room? Do you exonerate _him_ as well?"
+
+"I've nothin' to do with _him_," answered Jim calmly. "I've got enough
+troubles of my own without shouldering any more. Only Monohan didn't
+have any hand in the job. You've got the boot on the wrong foot!"
+
+Young Mr. Dockbridge, the Deputy Assistant District Attorney, now
+asserted himself.
+
+"This is all very well," said he with interest, "but we must have it in
+the proper form. If your Honor will warn this person of his rights, and
+administer the oath, the stenographer may take his confession and make
+it a part of the record."
+
+Jim was accordingly sworn, and informed that whatever he was about to
+say must be "without fear or hope of reward," and might be used as
+evidence against him thereafter.
+
+In the ingenious and exhaustive interrogation which followed, the Judge,
+a noted cross-examiner, only succeeded in establishing beyond
+peradventure that Jim was telling nothing but the truth, and that
+Monohan was, in fact, entirely innocent. He therefore consented,
+somewhat ungraciously, to having the latter's conviction set aside and
+to his immediate discharge.
+
+"As for _this_ man," said he, "commit him to the Tombs pending his
+indictment by the Grand Jury, and see to it, Mr. District Attorney," he
+added with significance, "that he be brought before _me_ for sentence."
+
+Out into the balconies of the court-house swarmed the mob. Monohan had
+disappeared with his wife and child, not even pausing to thank his
+benefactor. It was enough for him that he had escaped from the meshes of
+the terrible net in which he had been entangled.
+
+From mouth to mouth sprang the wonderful story. It was shouted from one
+corridor to another, and from elevator to elevator. Like a wireless it
+flew to the District Attorney's office, the reporters' room, the
+Coroner's Court, over the bridge to the Tombs, across Centre Street into
+Tom Foley's, to Pontin's, to the Elm Castle, up Broadway, across to the
+Bowery, over to the Rialto, along the Tenderloin; it flashed to thieves
+in the act of picking pockets, and they paused; to "second-story men"
+plotting in saloons, and held them speechless; the "moll-buzzers" heard
+it; the "con" men caught it; the "britch men" passed it on. In an hour
+the whole under-world knew that Supple Jim had squealed on himself, had
+taken his dose to save a pal, had anteed his last chip, had "chucked the
+game."
+
+
+IV
+
+Three long months had passed, during which Jim had lain in the Tombs.
+For a day or two the newspapers had given him considerable notoriety. A
+few sentimental women had sent him flowers of greater or less fragrance,
+with more or less grammatical expressions of admiration; then the dull
+drag of prison-time had begun, broken only by the daily visit of Paddy,
+and the more infrequent consultations with old Crookshanks.
+
+The Grand Jury had promptly found an indictment, but when the District
+Attorney placed the case upon the calendar in order to allow our hero to
+plead guilty, Mr. Crookshanks, Jim's counsel, announced that his client
+had no intention of so doing, and demanded an immediate trial.
+
+Dockbridge, however, now found himself in a situation of singular
+embarrassment, which made action upon his part for the present
+impossible. He was at his wits' end, for the law expressly required that
+no prisoner should be confined longer than two months without trial. And
+each week he was obliged to face the redoubtable Mr. Crookshanks, who
+with much bluster demanded that the case should be disposed of.
+
+Thirteen weeks went by and still Jim lived on prison fare. Soon a
+reporter--an acquaintance of Paddy's--commented upon the fact to his
+city editor. The policy of the paper happening to be against the
+administration, an item appeared among the "Criminal Notes" calling
+attention to the period of time during which Jim had been incarcerated.
+Other papers copied, and scathing editorials followed. In twenty-four
+hours Jim's detention beyond the time regulated by statute for the trial
+of a prisoner without bail had become an issue. The great American
+public, through its representative, the press, clamored to know why the
+wheels of justice had clogged, and the campaign committee of the reform
+party called in a body upon the District Attorney, warning him that an
+election was approaching and inquiring the cause of the "illegal
+proceeding which had been brought to their attention." The editor of the
+_Midnight American_, with his usual impetuosity, threatened a _habeas
+corpus_.
+
+Then the District Attorney sent for the Assistant, and the two had a
+hurried consultation. Finally the chief shook his head, saying: "There's
+no way out of it. You'll have to go to trial at once. Perhaps you can
+secure a plea. We can't afford any more delay. Put it on for to-morrow."
+
+The next day "Part One of the Court of General Sessions of the Peace, in
+and for the County of New York," was crowded to suffocation, for the
+dramatic nature of Jim's act of self-sacrifice had not been forgotten,
+and a keen interest remained in its _denouement_. It was a brilliant
+January noon, and the sun poured through the great windows, casting
+irregular patches of light upon the throng within. High above the crowd
+of lawyers, witnesses, and policemen sat the Judge; below him, the clerk
+and Assistant District Attorney conferred together as to the order in
+which the cases should be tried; to the left reclined a row of
+non-combatants, "district leaders," ex-police magistrates, and a few
+privileged spectators; outside the rail crowded the members of the
+"criminal bar"; while in the main body of the room the benches were
+tightly packed with loafers, "runners" for the attorneys, curious women,
+indignant complainants, and sympathizing friends of the various
+defendants. Here no one was allowed to stand, but nearer the door the
+pressure became too great, and once more an overplus, new-comers,
+lawyers who could not force their way to the front, tardy policemen,
+persons who could not make up their minds to come in and sit down, and
+stragglers generally, formed a solid mass, absolutely blocking the
+entrance, and preventing those outside from getting in or anyone inside
+from getting out.
+
+Around the room the huge pipes of the radiators clicked diligently; full
+steam was on, not a window open.
+
+Jim was called to the bar, the jury sworn, and Dockbridge, with several
+innuendoes reflecting upon the moral character of any man who would
+confess himself a criminal and yet put the county to the expense and
+trouble of a trial, briefly opened the case.
+
+The stenographer who had taken Jim's confession was the first witness.
+He read his notes in full, while Dockbridge nodded with an air of
+finality in the direction of the jury.
+
+"Do you care to cross-examine, Mr. Crookshanks?" he inquired.
+
+The lawyer shook his head.
+
+Jim sat smiling, self-possessed, and silent.
+
+The youthful Assistant, still hoping to wring a plea from the defendant,
+paused and leaned toward the prisoner's counsel.
+
+"Come, come, what's the use?" he suggested benignantly. "Why go through
+all this farce? Let him plead guilty to 'robbery in the second degree.'
+He'll be lucky to get that! It's his only chance."
+
+But upon the lean and withered visage of the veteran Crookshanks
+flickered an inscrutable smile, like that which played upon the features
+of his client.
+
+"Not on your _tin-type_!" he ejaculated.
+
+Dockbridge shrugged his shoulders, hesitated a moment, then glanced a
+trifle uneasily toward the crowd of spectators. Once more he turned in
+the direction of the prisoner.
+
+"Well, I'll let him plead to grand larceny instead of robbery," he said,
+with an air of acting against his better judgment.
+
+Crookshanks grinned sardonically and again shook his head.
+
+"Very well, then," said the prosecutor sternly, "your client will have
+to take the consequences. Call the complainant."
+
+"Daniel Farlan, take the witness' chair."
+
+The crowd in the court-room waited expectantly. The complainant,
+however, did not respond.
+
+"Daniel Farlan! Daniel Farlan!" bawled the officer.
+
+But the venerable Farlan came not. Perchance he was a-sleeping or
+a-hunting.
+
+"If your Honor pleases," announced Dockbridge, "the complainant does not
+answer. I must ask for an adjournment."
+
+But in an instant the old war-horse, Crookshanks, was upon his feet
+snorting for the battle.
+
+"I protest against any such proceeding!" he shouted, his voice trembling
+with well-simulated indignation. "My client is in jeopardy. I insist
+that this trial go on here and now!"
+
+Dockbridge smiled deprecatingly, but the jury and spectators showed
+plainly that they were of Mr. Crookshanks's opinion. The Judge hesitated
+for a moment, but his duty was clear. There was no question but that Jim
+_had_ been put in jeopardy.
+
+"You must go on with the trial, Mr. Dockbridge," he announced
+reluctantly. "The jury has been sworn, and a witness has testified. It
+is too late to stop now."
+
+The Assistant was forced to admit that he had no further evidence at
+hand.
+
+"What!" cried the Judge. "No further evidence! Well, proceed with the
+defence!"
+
+Dockbridge dropped into a chair and mopped his forehead, while the jury
+glanced inquiringly in the direction of the defendant. But now
+Crookshanks, the hero of a hundred legal conflicts, the hope and trust
+of all defenceless criminals, slowly arose and buttoned his threadbare
+frock-coat. He looked the Court full in the eye. The prosecutor he
+ignored.
+
+"If your Honor please," began the old lawyer gently, "I move that the
+Court direct the jury to acquit, on the ground that the People have
+failed to make out a case."
+
+The Assistant jumped to his feet. The spectators stared in amazement at
+the audacity of the request. The Judge's face became a study.
+
+"What do you mean, Mr. Crookshanks?" he exclaimed. "This man is a
+self-confessed criminal. Do you hear, sir, a _self-confessed criminal_."
+
+But the anger of the Court had no terrors for little Crookshanks. He
+waited calmly until the Judge had concluded, smiled deferentially, and
+resumed his remarks, as if the bench were in its usual state of
+placidity.
+
+"I must beg most respectfully to point out to your Honor that the
+Criminal Code provides that the confession of a defendant is not of
+itself enough to warrant his conviction _without additional proof that
+the crime charged has been committed_. May I be pardoned for indicating
+to your Honor that the only evidence in this proceeding against my
+client is his own confession, made, I believe, some time ago, under
+circumstances which were, to say the least, unusual. While I do not
+pretend to doubt the sincerity of his motives on that occasion, or to
+contest at this juncture the question of his moral guilt, the fact
+remains _that there has been no additional proof_ adduced upon any of
+the material points in the case, to wit, that the complainant ever
+existed, ever possessed a ring, or that it was ever taken from him."
+
+He paused, coughed slightly, and, removing from his green bag a folded
+paper, continued: "In addition, it is my duty to inform the Court that a
+person named Farlan left the jurisdiction of this tribunal upon the day
+after Monohan's conviction of the offence for which my client is now on
+trial.
+
+"After such an unfortunate mistake," said Crookshanks with an almost
+imperceptible twinkle in his "jury eye," "he can hardly be expected to
+assist voluntarily in a second prosecution. I hold in my hand his
+affidavit that he has left the State never to return."
+
+The Judge had left his chair and was striding up and down the dais. He
+now turned wrathfully upon poor Dockbridge.
+
+"What do you mean by trying a case before me prepared in such a fashion?
+This is a disgraceful miscarriage of justice! I shall lay the matter
+before the District Attorney in person! Mr. Crookshanks has correctly
+stated the law. I am absolutely compelled to discharge this defendant,
+who, by his own statement, ought to be incarcerated in State Prison!
+I--I--the Court has been hoodwinked! The District Attorney made
+ridiculous! As for you," casting a withering glance upon the prisoner,
+"if I ever have the opportunity, I shall punish you as you deserve!"
+
+Dead silence fell upon the court-room. The clerk arose and cleared his
+throat.
+
+"Mr. Foreman, have you agreed upon a verdict? What say you? Do you find
+the defendant guilty, or not guilty?"
+
+"Not guilty," replied the foreman, somewhat doubtfully.
+
+There was a smothered demonstration in the rear of the court-room. A few
+spectators had the temerity to clap their hands.
+
+"Silence! Silence in the court!" shouted the Captain.
+
+The clerk faced the prisoner.
+
+"James Hawkins, alias James Hawkinson, alias Supple Jim, you are
+discharged."
+
+As our hero stepped from behind the bar, Paddy was the first to grasp
+his hand.
+
+"You're the cleverest boy in New York!" he muttered enthusiastically;
+"and say, Jim," he lowered his voice--could it be with a shade of
+embarrassment?--"you're a hero all right, into the bargain."
+
+"Oh, cut that out!" answered Jim. "Wasn't I playing a sure thing? And
+wasn't it worth three months,--and ten dollars _per_ to the old guy for
+staying over in Jersey,--to put 'em in a hole like that?"
+
+And the two of them, relieved by this evasion of an impending and
+depressing cloud of moral superiority, went out, with others, to get a
+drink.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+The Maximilian Diamond
+
+
+Dockbridge yawned, threw down his fountain-pen, whirled his chair away
+from the window, through which the afternoon sun was pouring a dazzling
+flood of light, crossed his feet upon the rickety old table whose faded
+green baize was littered with newspapers, law books, copies of
+indictments, and empty cigarette boxes, and idly contemplated the
+graphophone, his latest acquisition. To a stranger, this little office,
+tucked away behind an elevator shaft under the eaves of the Criminal
+Courts Building, might have proved of some interest, filled as it was on
+every side with mementoes of hard-fought cases in the courts below,
+framed copies of forged checks and notes, photographs of streets and
+houses known to fame only by virtue of the tragedies they had witnessed,
+and an uncouth collection of weapons of all varieties from a stiletto
+and long tapering bread knife to the most modern Colt automatic. On the
+bookcase stood an innocent-looking bottle which had once contained
+poison, while above it hung a faded indictment accusing someone long
+since departed of administering its contents to another who did "for a
+long time languish, and languishing did die." An enormous black leather
+lounge, a safe, several chairs, and some pictures of English and
+American jurists completed the contents of the room. Here Dockbridge had
+for five years interviewed his witnesses, prepared his cases, and
+dreamed of establishing a forensic reputation which should later by a
+shower of gold repay him in part for the many tedious hours passed
+within its walls. From the grimy windows he could look down upon the
+court-yard of the Tombs and see the prisoners taking their daily
+exercise, while from the distance came faintly the din and rattle of
+Broadway. An air-shaft which passed through the room communicated in
+some devious manner with the prison pens on the mezzanine floor far
+beneath, and at times strange odors would come floating up bringing
+suggestions of prison fare. On such occasions Dockbridge would throw
+wide both windows, open the transom, and seek refuge in the library.
+
+Taken as a whole, his five years there had been invaluable both from a
+personal and professional point of view. He had found himself from the
+very first day in a sort of huge legal clinic, where hourly he could run
+through the whole gamut of human emotions. It was to him, the embryonic
+advocate, what hospital service is to the surgeon. He was, as it were,
+an intern practising the surgery of the law. And what a multitude of
+cases came there for treatment--every disease of the mind and heart and
+soul! For a year or two he had been racked nervously and emotionally,
+forced from laughter in one moment, to tears the next. Then the mere
+fascination of his trade as prosecutor, the marshalling of evidence, the
+tactics of trials, the thwarting of conspiracies, the analysis of
+motives, the exposure of cunning tricks to liberate the guilty, had so
+possessed his mind that the suffering and sin about him, though keenly
+realized, no longer cost him sleep and peace of mind. And the stories
+that he heard! The mysteries which were unravelled before his very eyes,
+and those deeper mysteries the secrets of which were never revealed, but
+remained sealed in the hearts of those who, rather than disclose them,
+sought sanctuary within prison walls!
+
+How he wished sometimes that he could write--if only a little! Through
+what strange labyrinths of human passion and ingenuity could he conduct
+his readers! Sometimes he tried to scribble the stories down, but the
+words would not come. How could you describe your feelings while trying
+a man for his life, when he sat there at the bar pallid and tense, his
+hands clutching each other until the nails quivered in the flesh; the
+groan of the convicted felon; the wail of the heart-broken mother as
+her son was led away by the officer? He had seen one poor fellow faint
+dead away on hearing his sentence to the living tomb; and had heard a
+murderer laugh when convicted and the day set for his execution.
+Sometimes, in sheer desperation at the thought of losing what he had
+seen and experienced, he would turn on the graphophone and talk into it,
+disconnectedly, by the hour. It usually came out in better shape than
+what he turned off with his pen. If he could only write!
+
+"Dockbridge! Hi, there, Dockbridge!"
+
+The door was kicked open, and the lank figure of one of his associates
+stood before him. His visitor grinned, and removed his pipe.
+
+"Bob'll be up in a minute. Come along to 'Coney.'"
+
+"Don't feel kittenish enough," answered Dockbridge.
+
+"Oh, come on! It'll do you good."
+
+The sound of rapid steps flew up the stairs, and Bob burst into the
+room, almost upsetting the first arrival.
+
+"What are you doing up here in this smelly place?" he inquired. "Got a
+cigarette?"
+
+Dockbridge threw him a package without altering his position.
+
+At this moment the heavily built figure of the chief of staff entered.
+
+"Holding a reception?" he asked good-naturedly.
+
+Bob had slipped behind the owner of the graphophone and was rapidly
+surveying his desk. Suddenly he pounced on a pile of yellow paper, and,
+snatching it up, ran across the room.
+
+"I thought so! He's been writing."
+
+"Here you, Bob, give that back!" cried Dockbridge, springing up. He was
+blocked by the chief of staff.
+
+"Fair play, now. It may be libellous. The censor demands the right of
+inspection."
+
+"Oh, I don't mind if _you_ see it!" said Dockbridge, "only I don't
+intend that cub to snicker over it. It's nothing, anyway."
+
+"'The Maximilian Diamond!'" shouted the thief. "By George, what a
+rippin' title! Full of gore, I bet!"
+
+"You give that back!" growled its owner.
+
+"Gentlemen, allow me to present the well-known author and brilliant
+young literary man, Mr. John Dockbridge, whose picture in four colors is
+soon to appear on the cover of the 'Maiden's Gaslog Companion,'"
+continued Bob. "I read, 'The villain stood with his dagger elevated for
+an instant above the bare breast of his palpitating victim.' My, but
+it's great!"
+
+"You see you'd better read it to us in self-defence," remarked the
+chief of staff. "Go ahead!"
+
+"Promise, and I'll give it back," said Bob, from the door. "Refuse, and
+I send it to the 'American.'"
+
+"It wasn't for publication, anyway," explained Dockbridge.
+
+"Of course not," answered Bob. "We'll pass on it. Perhaps we'll send it
+in for that Five-Thousand-Dollar competition."
+
+"Well, shut up, and I will. Give it here!" Dockbridge recovered the
+manuscript and returned to his armchair. The others disposed themselves
+upon the lounge.
+
+"Oyez! Oyez!" cried Bob. "All persons desiring to hear the great
+American novel, draw near, give your attention and ye shall be heard."
+
+"Keep still!" ordered the chief of staff. "Go ahead, Jack. I'll make him
+shut up."
+
+"Mind you do," said Dockbridge. "It's about that big diamond, you know.
+The story begins in this room."
+
+"Well, begin it," laughed Bob.
+
+His companions pulled his head down on the chief's lap and smothered him
+with a handkerchief.
+
+"Well," said Dockbridge rather sheepishly, "here goes."
+
+
+THE MAXIMILIAN DIAMOND
+
+A stout, jovial-looking person, with reddish hair, sandy complexion, and
+watery blue eyes, stood waiting in my office, his wrist attached by
+means of a nickel-plated handcuff to that of a keeper. My two visitors
+conducted themselves with remarkable unanimity, and with but a single
+motion sank into the chairs I offered.
+
+"Well, what's the trouble?" I inquired genially.
+
+The keeper jerked his thumb in the direction of the other, who grinned
+apologetically and hitched in my direction. Bending toward me, he
+whispered: "I am the victim of one of the most remarkable conspiracies
+in history. My story involves personages of the highest rank, and is
+stranger than one of Dumas' romances. I am a bill-poster."
+
+Not knowing whether he intended to include himself among the illustrious
+persons alluded to, I nodded encouragingly and produced some cigars.
+
+"My name is Riggs," continued the prisoner, as he bit off the end of his
+cigar and expelled it through the window. "Got a match?"
+
+The keeper drew a handful from his pocket. I lit a cigar for myself and
+assumed an attitude of attention.
+
+"My wife is little Flossie Riggs. Don't know her? Why, she dances at
+Proctor's, and all over. I was doing well at my trade, and would have
+been doing better, if it hadn't been for that confounded diamond. It was
+this way. There was a fellow named Tenney, who posted bills with me
+about five years back, and he finally got a job down in the City of
+Mexico with a railroad, and I used to correspond with him.
+
+"Among other things, he told me about a great big diamond that the
+Emperor Maximilian used to wear in the middle of his crown. According to
+Tenney, it was one of the biggest on record. He said that Maximilian was
+so stuck on it that he had it taken out and made into a pendant for the
+Empress Carlotta, and that she used to wear it around at all the court
+functions, and so on. About the same time he took two other diamonds out
+of the crown and made them into finger-rings for himself.
+
+"After a while the Mexicans got tired of having an empire and put
+Maximilian out of business. They stood him and two of his generals up in
+the parade ground at Queretaro and shot 'em. Now when he was stood up to
+get shot he had those two rings on his fingers, and the funny part of it
+was that when the people rushed up to see whether he was dead or not,
+both the rings were gone. Just about that time, while Carlotta was in
+prison, the diamond with the big pendant disappeared too. It weighed
+thirty-three carats. I got all this from Tenney. I don't know where he
+found out about it. But it all happened way back in '67.
+
+"Somehow or other I used to think quite a lot about that diamond--partly
+because I was sorry for Max, who looked to have come out at the small
+end; and there didn't seem to be any occasion for shooting him anyhow,
+that I could see.
+
+"Well, I went on bill-posting, and got a good job with the Hair Restorer
+folks and was doing well, as I said, until one day I happened to take up
+a paper and read that there were two Mexicans out in St. Louis trying to
+sell an enormous diamond, but that the dealers there were all afraid to
+buy it. Finally the police got suspicious, and the Mexicans disappeared.
+Then all of a sudden it came over me that this must be the diamond that
+Tenney had wrote about, for all that it had been lost for nearly forty
+years, and I made up my mind that the Mexicans, having failed in St.
+Louis, would probably come to New York. I knew they had no right to the
+diamond anyway, first because it belonged to Maximilian's heirs, and
+second because it hadn't paid no duty; and I said to myself, 'Next time
+I write to Tenney he will hear something that will make him sit up.' So
+every morning, when I started out with my paste-pot and roll of
+posters, I would keep my eye peeled for the two Mexicans.
+
+"But I didn't hear any more about the diamond for a long time, and I had
+'most forgot all about it, until one day I was plastering up one of
+those yellow-headed Hair Restorer girls in Madison Square, when I saw
+two chaps cross over Twenty-third Street toward the Park. They were the
+very gazeebos I'd been looking for. Both were dark and thin and short,
+and, queerer still, one of them carried a big red case in his hand.
+
+"With my heart rattling against my teeth, I jumped down from the ladder
+and started after them. They hurried along the street until they came to
+a jeweller's on Broadway, about a block from the Square. They went in,
+and I peeked through the window. Presently out they came in a great
+hurry. They still had the red case, and I made a dash for the door and
+rushed in. There was the store-keeper with eyes bulgin' half-way out of
+his head.
+
+"'Say,' says I, 'did those dagoes try to sell you a diamond?'
+
+"'Yes,' says he, 'the biggest I ever saw. They wanted forty thousand
+dollars for it, and I offered them fifteen thousand, but they wouldn't
+take it.'
+
+"I didn't give him time for another word, but turned around and made
+another jump for the door. The Mexicans were almost out of sight, but I
+could still see them walking toward the Fifth Avenue Hotel, and I
+hustled after them tight as I could, picked up two cops on the way down,
+and, just as they were turning in at the entrance, we pounced on 'em.
+
+"'You're under arrest!' I yelled, so excited I didn't really know what I
+was doing. The fellow with the red case dodged back and handed it over
+to a big chap who had joined them. This one didn't appear to want to
+take it, and seemed quite peevish at what was happening. He turned out
+afterward to have been a General Dosbosco of the Haytien Junta. Well,
+the cops grabbed all three of them and collared the leather case. Sure
+enough, so help me--! There inside was the big diamond, and not only
+that, but a necklace with eighteen stones, and two enormous solitaire
+rings. The big stone was yellowish, but the others were pure white,
+sparklin' like one of those electric Pickle signs with fifty-seven
+varieties. By that time the hurry-up wagon had come, and pretty soon the
+whole crew of us, diamonds, Mexicans, cops, paste-pot, and me, were
+clattering to the police-station for fair. There I told 'em all about
+the diamond, and they telephoned over to Colonel Dudley, at the
+Custom-house, and the upshot of the whole matter was that the two
+Mexicans were held on a charge of smuggling diamonds into the United
+States.
+
+"If you don't believe what I tell you," said Riggs, noticing, perhaps, a
+suggestion of incredulity in my face, "just look at these"; and fumbling
+in his pocket, he produced some very soiled and crumpled clippings,
+containing pictures of Maximilian, the Empress Carlotta, and of a very
+large diamond which appeared to be about the size of the "Regent." It
+was then that I dimly remembered reading something of a diamond seizure
+a short time before, and it was with a renewed interest that I listened
+to the continuation of my client's story.
+
+"Well," said Riggs, "that was strange, now, wasn't it?
+
+"You can imagine how I felt when I went home and told little Flossie
+about the diamond; that I was entitled to a fifty per cent. informer's
+reward; how I was going to give up bill-posting and just be her manager,
+and how we could take a bigger flat, and all that; and I thought so much
+about it, and talked so much about it, that I began to feel like I was
+Rockefeller already, which may account in part for what happened
+afterward."
+
+At this point the keeper moved uneasily, and I pushed him another cigar.
+
+"Well," continued Riggs, "I just walked on air that afternoon after
+leaving the Custom-house, and went around blabbing like a poor fool
+about my good luck. On the way home I stopped in to take a drink. There
+were a lot of my acquaintances there, and I had something with most of
+them, and then the first thing I knew everything swam before my eyes. I
+groped my way into the street and started toward home, but I had only
+taken a few steps when a gang of strong-arm men attacked me, knocked me
+down, and robbed me. I struggled to my feet and followed them. They
+turned and attacked me again. I drew my knife, and then everything got
+dark, and the next thing I knew I was in the police-station.
+
+"I'll admit that this part of it does seem a little queer." Riggs
+dropped his voice mysteriously and leaned toward me. "But I have no
+doubt that I was drugged and beaten for the purpose of getting me locked
+up in the Tombs as part of a well-planned scheme. You will see for
+yourself later on.
+
+"Next morning, while I was waiting examination in the prison pen, a man
+came along who said he was a lawyer and would take my case. I said, All
+right, but that he would have to wait for his pay. He laughed, and said
+he guessed there would be no trouble about that; and the next thing I
+knew I was up before the Judge. My lawyer went up and whispered
+something to him, and the magistrate said:
+
+"'Five hundred dollars bail for trial.'
+
+"'Look here,' I spoke up, 'ain't I going to have a chance to tell my
+story?'
+
+"'Keep quiet,' said the lawyer from behind his hand; 'this is just a
+form. You won't never have to be tried. It's just to get you out.'
+
+"So I said nothing, and went back to the pen and waited; and the next
+thing I knew the hurry-up wagon had taken me to the Tombs. I tell you it
+was pretty tough bein' chucked in with a lot of thieves and burglars.
+The bill of fare ain't above par, you know, and the company's worse. I
+sat in my cell and waited and waited for my lawyer to show up, for he
+had said he'd be right over. But he didn't come, and I had to spend the
+night there. Next morning the keeper told me that my lawyer was in the
+counsel-room. So down I went with two niggers, who also had an
+appointment with their lawyers. It's a nasty, unventilated hole, and
+they lock you and the attorneys all in together. Ever been there?"
+
+I shook my head.
+
+"'Well,' says he, 'now have you got a bondsman?'
+
+"'A what?' says I.
+
+"'A bondsman--someone to go bail for you.'
+
+"'No,' I answered, for I knew nothing about such things.
+
+"'What! I thought you told me you had a lot of friends who had money!
+You haven't been trifling with me, have you?'
+
+"I knew I hadn't told him anything of the sort, but I thought that maybe
+he had forgotten; so I said I hadn't any friends who had any money, and
+knew no one to go bail for me.
+
+"'Bad! very bad!' said he. 'You've got to have money to get out. Isn't
+there anyone who owes you money, or haven't you got some _claim_ or
+something?'
+
+"Then all of a sudden it flashed over me about the diamond and my fifty
+per cent. of the reward, and then something in his eye made me think
+again. It seemed to me that I had seen him before somewhere. I couldn't
+remember just where, but the more I hesitated the surer I was. Then it
+came over me that a few days in jail, more or less, made mighty little
+difference when I was going to be a rich man so soon, and I decided I
+had better hang on to what I'd got.
+
+"'No,' said I, 'I ain't got nothin'.'
+
+"'You lie!' says he, growing very red. 'You lie! You've got a claim
+against the United States Government.'
+
+"Then he saw he'd made a break.
+
+"'Why, they all told me you caught a smuggler, or something, and had a
+claim against the Government for a hundred dollars.'
+
+"'A hundred!' I yelled. 'Twenty thousand!'
+
+"'Oh!' said he, 'as much as that? Why, I'll get you out this afternoon.'
+
+"'How?' said I.
+
+"'Well, you will have to assign your claim so I can raise the money on
+it. It's a mere form.'
+
+"But the thought came into my mind, Better stay there ten years than let
+him have the claim; so I said that I didn't understand such things, and
+I'd just wait until I could be tried.
+
+"'Tried?' said he. 'Why, you won't be tried for months.'
+
+"My heart sank right down into my boots.
+
+"'Don't be a fool!' he went on. 'Here you are, sick and in prison, and
+if you don't raise money to get a bondsman you'll stay here a long time.
+You might die. And if you assign that claim to me, I have a pull with
+the Judge and I'll have you out by supper-time.'
+
+"'I guess I'll wait awhile,' said I.
+
+"'Think it over, anyway. Now I tell you what I'll do. To-morrow you go
+up for pleading. You have to say whether you are guilty or not guilty.
+I'll act as your lawyer and see you through that part of it for nothing,
+and then if you still don't want to assign the claim, why, you can do
+as you choose.'
+
+"That seemed fair enough, so I agreed. I spent another night in the
+cells, and next day about thirty of us were taken across the bridge into
+the court-room. One by one we were led up to the bar, and the clerk
+asked us were we guilty or not guilty. The ones that said they were
+guilty went off to Sing Sing or Blackwell's Island. It scared the life
+out of me. I was afraid that I might not be able to say 'not,' and so
+get sent off too, but pretty soon I saw my lawyer.
+
+"'P. Llewellyn Riggs!'
+
+"Up jumped Mr. Lawyer and says, 'Not guilty.'
+
+"'What day?' asked the clerk.
+
+"'The 21st,' says Mr. Lawyer.
+
+"I was dumb for a minute.
+
+"'Look here,' I whispered. 'To-day's only the first--that's three
+weeks.'
+
+"'Keep quiet,' shouted an officer, and gave me a punch in the back.
+
+"'It's all right,' whispered Mr. Lawyer. 'It's only a form.' And they
+hustled me out back to the Tombs.
+
+"I didn't hear anything all that day or the next. It seemed as if I
+should go mad. But at last I was notified that my lawyer was there
+again, and down I went glad enough for the change. By that time I was
+feeling pretty seedy.
+
+"'Well, young man,' said he, 'can we do business?'
+
+"'That depends,' I answered.
+
+"'Come, no fooling, now; if you want to get out, give me an assignment
+of your claim.'
+
+"'Never,' I replied.
+
+"'Then to h---- with you!' he shouted; 'you can rot here alone and try
+your case by yourself, and I hope you'll get twenty years.'
+
+"I almost sank through the floor. Twenty years!"
+
+Riggs had become quite dramatic, and was again leaning forward looking
+me straight in the eyes.
+
+"Well, I stood fast, and he cursed me out and left me, and I began to
+feel that after all maybe I was a fool. I hadn't let my wife know where
+I was, but now I wrote to her, and she came right down and comforted me.
+A brave little woman she is, too. And what was more, she said that a
+nice young lawyer had just moved into our house and had the flat below,
+and she would go and get him.
+
+"So next morning--I had been in there a week--the young lawyer came. I
+liked him from the start. When I told him my first lawyer's name he just
+leaned back and laughed.
+
+"'Old Todd?' he says; 'why, he's the worst robber in the outfit. If he
+had gotten that assignment he'd have let you lie here forever and been
+in Paris by this time. You're a lucky man,' says he.
+
+"Well, I thought so too, and laughed with him.
+
+"'But,' he continued, 'you're in an embarrassing position. You can't get
+out without money, and you can't collect your claim. You'll have to
+assign it to someone. You can't assign it to your wife. That wouldn't be
+valid. Haven't you got some friend?'
+
+"'I'm afraid not,' said I.
+
+"'That's unfortunate,' he remarked, looking out where the window ought
+to be. 'Very unfortunate. I might lend you a couple of hundred myself,'
+he added. 'I will, too!'
+
+"The blood jumped right up in my throat.'
+
+"'God bless you!' said I, 'you're a true friend!'
+
+"He laid his hand on my shoulder.
+
+"'You're in hard luck, old man, but you're going to win out. I'll stand
+by you. Here's a five. I'll go out and get the rest right off.'
+
+"Then all of a sudden I began to feel like a king. I could see myself in
+a new suit, having a bottle up at the Haymarket. I realized that I was a
+twenty-thousand-dollar millionaire. And just to show my chest, I said:
+
+"'Why, you're an honest man and a true friend. You take my claim and go
+and collect it this afternoon,' says I.
+
+"'No,' he hesitated, 'it's too much responsibility. I'll trust you for
+the money and you can pay me afterward.'
+
+"But with that, ass that I was, I fell to begging him to take the claim,
+and saying he must take it, just to show he believed I trusted him; and
+so after a while he reluctantly yielded and filled out a paper, and I
+signed it and got in the warden as a witness, and he rose to go.
+
+"'Well, till this afternoon,' says he.
+
+"'_Au revoir_,' I laughed, 'get yourself a bottle of wine for me,' says
+I. And off he goes.
+
+"As I passed back to the cells, who should I see beside the door but my
+old lawyer.
+
+"I shook my fist in his face.
+
+"'You old robber,' I says, 'we'll see if I can't get along without you!'
+
+"He sneered in my face.
+
+"'Oh, you ---- fool!' says he, 'you poor, poor, ----, ---- fool!'
+
+"Then he was gone. So I went back to the cell, and sang and whistled and
+figured on where I should take my little Flossie for dinner. I waited
+and waited. Six o'clock, and no word. Then I began to get nervous.
+
+"'You poor, poor, ----, ---- fool!'
+
+"The words rang around in my cell. Then something sort of gave inside. I
+knew I'd been robbed, and I yelled and shook the bars of the door and
+tried to get out. I cried for Flossie. The keepers came and told me to
+keep still; but I was plump crazy, and kept on yelling until everything
+got black and I fainted."
+
+"And your lawyer never came back?"
+
+"He never came back!" Riggs exclaimed. "He never came back! I've been
+robbed! I'm a poor ---- fool, just as Todd said I was." Riggs burst into
+maudlin tears.
+
+I gave him what consolation I could, and promised thoroughly to
+investigate his story.
+
+The keeper and Riggs arose in unison, the same urbane smile that had
+previously illuminated the countenance of the latter restored.
+
+"You couldn't manage to let me have a handful of cigars, could you?" he
+whispered. I gave him all I had. His cheek was irresistible. I would
+have given him my watch had he intimated a desire for it.
+
+Then I called up the Custom-house.
+
+"Paid?" came back the voice of the United States District Attorney. "Of
+course not. The claim is worthless until the diamond is sold; and,
+anyway, such an assignment as you describe is invalid under our
+statutes. You had better execute a revocation, however, and place it on
+file here. Yes, I'll look out for the matter."
+
+One day, about a week later, I was informed that Riggs had been
+convicted of assault, and sentenced to a year's imprisonment on
+Blackwell's Island. A jury of his peers had apparently proved less
+credulous than myself.
+
+Many strange epistles from his place of confinement now reached me,
+hinting of terrible abuses, starvation, oppression, extortion. He was
+still the victim of a conspiracy--this time of prison guards and fellow
+convicts. He prayed for an opportunity to lay the facts before the
+authorities. I threw the letters aside. It was clear he possessed a
+powerful imagination, and yet his tale of the discovery of the diamond
+had been absolutely true. Well, let the law take its course.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A year later a jovial-looking person called at my office, and I
+recognized my old friend Riggs in a new brown derby hat and checked
+suit.
+
+After shaking hands warmly, he presented me with a card reading:
+
+ P. LLEWELLYN RIGGS,
+ Private Detective,
+ -- Broadway.
+
+"Yes," he explained in answer to my surprised expression, "I've gone
+into the detective business. My unfortunate conviction is only a sort of
+advertisement, you know, and then I was the victim of an outrageous
+conspiracy!"
+
+"But," said I, "I thought you were going to retire on the proceeds of
+the diamond."
+
+"Why, haven't you heard?" he replied. "I gave my wife an assignment of
+the claim with a power of attorney, and when the diamond was sold she
+ran away."
+
+"Ran away?"
+
+"Yes; she took a friend of mine with her. But I shall find her--just as
+I did the diamond!" He struck a Sherlock Holmes attitude. "By the way,
+if you should ever want any detective work done you'll remember----"
+
+"I am not likely to forget," I answered, "the victim of one of the most
+remarkable conspiracies in history."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Meantime the Mexicans were tried, convicted, and sent to prison. The
+jewels themselves were duly made the subject of condemnation
+proceedings, and whoso peruseth The Federal Reporter for the year 1901
+may read thereof under the title "The United States _vs._ One Diamond
+Pendant and Two Ear-rings." They were, so to speak, tried, properly
+convicted, and sold to the highest bidder. The Mexicans are still
+serving out their time. One turned state's evidence, stating that he was
+a musician and had won the love of a beautiful senorita in the city of
+Mexico who had given him the gems to sell in order that they might have
+money upon which to marry. He also protested that his sweetheart had
+inherited them from her mother.
+
+Inside the cover of the old red case is printed in gold letters:
+
+ LA ESMERALDA.
+
+ F. CAUSER ZIHY & CO., Mexico and Paris.
+
+And a faintly scented piece of violet note-paper lies beneath the double
+lining, containing, in a woman's hand, this:
+
+ The diamond necklace is from Maximilian's crown, the
+ Emperor of Mexico. The centre stone has thirty-three
+ and seven-tenths carats, and the eighteen surrounding
+ it no less than one each. The diamond ring, the stone
+ thereof, was in Maximilian's ring at the time he was
+ shot.
+
+But that is all; there is nothing to tell what hand snatched the jewels
+from the lifeless fingers of the dead Emperor, or who purloined the
+necklace from the royal household.
+
+In a dusty compartment on my desk there lies a brown manila envelope,
+and sometimes, when the day's work is over and I have glanced for the
+last time across the court-yard of the Tombs at the clock tower on the
+New York Life Building, I take it out and idly read the press story of
+the famous diamond. And there rises dimly before me the pathetic scene
+at Queretaro where a brave and good man met his death, and I wonder if
+perchance there is any truth in the superstition that some stones carry
+ill-luck with them. But it is a far cry from the Emperor of Mexico to a
+New York bill-poster.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Dockbridge threw the manuscript on his desk and lit a cigarette.
+
+"Is that all?" asked the lank deputy, stretching himself. "I thought it
+was going to have some sort of a plot."
+
+"It's a pretty good story," said the chief of staff. "Have you really
+got any clippings?"
+
+"I think it's rotten!" remarked Bob.
+
+"Well, it's every word of it true, anyway," muttered Dockbridge.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Extradition
+
+
+I
+
+"Dockbridge," said the District Attorney, coming hurriedly out of his
+office, "I've got to send you to Seattle. We've just located Andrews
+there--Sam Andrews of the Boodle Bank. One of Barney Conville's cases,
+you remember. Here's the Governor's requisition. Barney's down in
+Ecuador, so McGinnis of the Central Office will go out to make the
+arrest; but I must have someone to look after the legal end of it--to
+fight any writ of _habeas corpus_--and handle the extradition
+proceedings. They might get around a mere policeman, so I'm going to ask
+you to attend to it. The trip won't be unpleasant, and the auditor will
+give you a check for your expenses. Remember, now--your job is to _bring
+Andrews back_!"
+
+He handed his assistant a bulky document bedecked with seals and
+ribbons, and closed the door. Dockbridge gazed blankly after his
+energetic chief.
+
+"Oh, certainly, certainly! Don't mention it! _Delighted_, I'm sure!
+Thank you so much!" he exclaimed with polite sarcasm. Then he turned
+ferociously to a silent figure sitting behind the railing. "Sudden, eh?
+Don't even ask me if it's convenient! Exiles me for two months! Just
+drop over to Bombay and buy him a package of cigarettes! Or run across
+to Morocco and pick up Perdicaris, like a good fellow! Don't you regard
+him as a trifle _inconsequent_?"
+
+Conville's side partner McGinnis, a gigantic Irishman with
+extraordinarily long arms and huge hands, climbed disjointedly to his
+feet.
+
+"_In_-consequence, is it, Mister Dockbridge?" The words came in a gentle
+roar from the altitudes of his towering form. "Sure, the
+_in_-consequence of it is that we're to have the pleasure of travellin'
+togither." He looked big enough to swing the little Assistant lightly
+upon one shoulder and stride nimbly across the continent with him.
+
+"An iligant thrip it will be! I'm only regretful I can't take me wife
+along wid me."
+
+Pat's matrimonial troubles were the common property of the entire force.
+The only person totally unconscious of their existence was McGinnis
+himself. His lady, the daughter of fat ex-Detective-Sergeant O'Halloran,
+made one think inevitably of the small bird that travels through life
+roosting on the shoulder of the African buffalo. His domestic life would
+have been one of wild excitement for the average citizen, but McGinnis
+had a blind and unwavering faith in the perfection of his spouse.
+Conceive, however, his surprise when the Assistant District Attorney
+suddenly smote him sharply in the abdomen, and shouted:
+
+"I'll do it!"
+
+"Phwat?" ejaculated Pat.
+
+"Take _my_ wife!"
+
+"Yez have none, ye spalpeen!"
+
+"I'll have one by to-morrow!"
+
+"An' is it Miss Peggy ye mane?"
+
+"No other. The county pays part of the bills. I'll make this my wedding
+trip!"
+
+"God save us, Mr. Dockbridge!" gasped McGinnis. "Ain't he the little
+divel!" he added to himself delightedly.
+
+Peggy had at first opposed strenuously Jack's proposition. The idea of
+going on one's honeymoon with a policeman! Yes, it was all right to
+combine business and pleasure on occasion, but one did not usually
+associate business with marriage--at least she hoped she did not--for
+Jack Dockbridge knew he hadn't a cent, and neither had she. He explained
+guardedly that that was the principal reason in favor of the plan. They
+would have part of their expenses paid.
+
+Peggy, being a New Englander, acknowledged the force of the argument but
+pointed out that there was still the policeman.
+
+Then Dockbridge pictured the West in glowing colors. Why, there were so
+many bad men out there, one actually needed a body-guard. Had she never
+heard of the Nagle case? What, not heard of the Nagle case, and she
+going to marry a lawyer! A newly married pair could not travel alone,
+unprotected.
+
+Peggy said he was a fraud, an unadulterated fraud--an unabashed liar!
+Still, she had those furs that had belonged to her mother. She admitted,
+also, wondering what the Rockies were like. If she did not marry him
+now, how long would he be gone? Six months?
+
+Jack explained that he might be killed by Indians or desperadoes. In
+that case the wisdom of her course would undoubtedly be apparent. She
+could then marry someone else. But that was the reason a policeman would
+be desirable. And then he was only a sort of policeman himself, anyway.
+One more would make little difference. In the end they were married.
+
+
+II
+
+It was a gay little party of three that left Montreal for Vancouver the
+following Saturday. The red-headed Patrick pruned his speech and proved
+himself a most entertaining comrade, as he recounted his adventures in
+securing the return of divers famous criminals under the difficult
+process of extradition. He had brought safely back "Red" McIntosh from
+New Orleans, and Trelawney, the English forger, from Quebec; had
+captured "Strong Arm" Moore in St. Louis, and been an important figure
+in the old Manhattan Bank cases. He insisted on addressing Dockbridge as
+"Judge," and introducing him to all strangers as "me distinguished
+frind, the Disthrick Attorney av Noo York."
+
+There were few passengers for the West, and the triumvirate easily
+became friendly with the conductors, brakemen, and engine hands upon the
+various divisions. The trip itself proved one unalloyed delight. Peggy
+sat for hours spellbound at the windows as the train sang along the
+frozen rails around the ice-bound shores of Superior and through the
+snow-mantled forests of Ontario. Sometimes the three in furs and
+mufflers clung to the reverberating platform of the end car watching
+the diminishing track, or held their breath in the swaying cab as the
+engine thundered through the drifts of Manitoba and Assiniboia toward
+Moose Jaw, Calgary, and the Rockies.
+
+In the monotonous hours across the frozen prairie Peggy learned all the
+mysteries of the throttle, the magic of the reversing gear, the
+pressure-valve and the brakes, and once, when there was a clear track
+for a hundred miles, the driver, with his perspiring brow and frosty
+back, allowed her slender fingers to guide the dangerous steed. For an
+hour he stood behind her as she opened and closed the valve, pulled the
+whistle at his direction, and slackened on the curves. She was
+undeniably pretty. The driver had been stuck on a girl that looked a bit
+like her out on the Edmonton run. He opined loudly that by the time they
+reached Vancouver Peggy could send her along about as well as he could
+himself. He repeated this emphatically, with much blasphemy, to the
+fireman.
+
+Peggy lived in an ecstasy of happiness. At odd moments she perused
+diligently her husband's copy of "Moore on Extradition." She didn't
+intend to be the man of the family--she was too sensible for that--but
+she saw no reason why a woman should not know something about her
+husband's profession, particularly when it was as exciting a one as
+Jack's.
+
+Four days brought them within sight of the mountains, and the next
+morning, when they stopped for water, the whole range of the Canadian
+Rockies lay around and above them, their virgin summits sparkling in the
+winter sun.
+
+"Glad you came, Peg?" shouted Dockbridge, hurling a feather-weight
+snowball in her direction as she stood on the platform in silent wonder
+at the scene.
+
+She answered only with a deep inspiration of the dry, cold air.
+
+"Shure, ain't we all av us?" inquired McGinnis lighting his pipe. "Say,
+this beats th' Bowery. Th' Tenderloin ain't in it wid this. I'd loike to
+camp right here for the rest of me days!"
+
+There was something so unlikely in this, since, apart from the
+mountains, the only visible object in the landscape was a watering-tank,
+that they all laughed.
+
+Up they climbed into the glistening teeth of the divide, clearing at
+last the first Titanic bulwark, now in the darkness of Stygian tunnels,
+now bathed in glittering ether, until, sweeping down past the whole
+magnificent range of the Selkirks, they dropped into the boisterous
+canyon of the Fraser, and knew that their journey was drawing to a close.
+
+The blue shadows of morning melted into the breathless splendor of high
+noon upon the summit of the world, then, reappearing, faded to purple,
+azure, gray, until the blazing sun sank in an iridescent line of burning
+crests. Night fell again, and the stars crowded down upon them like
+myriads of flickering lamps, while the moon swung in and out behind the
+giant peaks.
+
+"Shure, 'tis a sad thing we can't ride in a train, drawin' th' county's
+money foriver!" sighed McGinnis as the sunset died over the foaming
+rapids.
+
+"Ah, but we've work to do, Pat!" answered Peggy. "You mustn't forget Sam
+Andrews and the Boodle Bank. There's fame and fortune waiting for us."
+
+On the run down the coast they held a council of war. Pat was to
+continue on to Seattle and arrest the fugitive, while Jack and Peggy
+hastened to Olympia to secure the Governor's recognition of their
+credentials and his warrant for the deliverance of Andrews to the
+representatives of the State of New York.
+
+The Governor, a short, fat man, with a black beard, proved unexpectedly
+tractable, and not only issued the warrant, but invited them both to
+lunch. It developed that he had graduated from Jack's college. Oh, yes,
+he knew Andrews! Not a bad sort at all. One of those fellows that under
+pressure of circumstances had technically violated the law, but a
+perfect gentleman. Of course he had to honor their requisition, but he
+was really sorry to see such a decent fellow as Andrews placed under
+arrest. He was sure that Sam would take the affair in the proper spirit
+and return with them voluntarily. You must not be too hard on people!
+Everybody committed crime--inadvertently. There were so many statutes
+that you never knew when you were stepping over the line. He frankly
+sympathized with the fugitive, although obliged officially to assist
+them. You could not help feeling that way about a man you always dined
+with at the club. Well, the law was the law. He hoped they would have a
+pleasant trip back. He must return himself to the Council Chamber to a
+blasted hearing--a delegation of confounded Chinese merchants.
+
+They took the train for Seattle, highly elated. They found McGinnis,
+together with the prisoner and his lawyer, awaiting them at The
+Ranier-Grand. Andrews proved to be another stout man, with a brown beard
+and a pair of genial gray eyes. As the Governor had stated, it was clear
+that he was a perfect gentleman. He apologized for bringing his lawyer.
+It was only, they would understand, to make sure that his arrest was
+entirely legal. He had no intention of attempting to retard or thwart
+their purpose in any way. Of course, the whole thing was unfortunate in
+many respects, but that he should be desired in New York to unravel the
+complicated affairs of the bank was only natural. Everything could be
+easily explained, and, in the meantime, the only thing to do was to
+return with them as quickly as possible. Altogether he was very charming
+and entirely convincing. He hoped they would not consider him presuming
+if he suggested that a few days in Seattle would prove interesting to
+them; there was so much that was beautiful in the way of scenery of easy
+access; and in the meantime he could get his affairs in shape a little.
+
+Peggy thought that was a splendid idea. It would be mean to take Mr.
+Andrews away without giving him a chance to say good-by to his friends,
+and she wanted to see Victoria and Esquimault, and Tacoma. While Mr.
+Andrews (in charge of McGinnis) was arranging his business matters, she
+and Jack could do the sights. In the meantime they could all live
+together at the hotel, and no one need know that Mr. Andrews was under
+arrest at all. Jack saw no harm in this, and neither did McGinnis.
+Andrews was politely grateful. It was most kind of them to treat him
+with such courtesy. He hastened to assure them they would not have any
+reason to regret so doing.
+
+Two days passed. The Dockbridges wearied themselves with sight-seeing,
+while Andrews busied himself with arrangements to depart. The favorable
+impression made by the prisoner upon his captors had steadily increased,
+and in a short time they found themselves regarding him in the light of
+a most agreeable companion whom fate had thrown in their way.
+
+"And now for New York!" exclaimed Jack, lighting his cigar, as they sat
+around the dinner-table on the evening of the third day after their
+arrival in Seattle. "How shall we go--Northern Pacific, Union, or The
+Short Line and across on The Rock Island?"
+
+"Divel a bit do I care," answered Pat comfortably from behind an
+enormous Manuel Garcia Extravaganza, tendered him by Mr. Andrews. "Th'
+longer th' better, suits _me_. 'Tis the county pays me, an' I loike
+ridin' in the cars down to th' ground."
+
+"What is the prettiest way, Mr. Andrews?" inquired Peggy, "You know the
+country. Where would we see the most mountains?"
+
+Had it not been for the thick clouds of cigar smoke, they would have
+noticed the flash of Andrews' gray eyes which so quickly died away. He
+hesitated a moment, as if giving the matter the consideration it
+deserved.
+
+"There's practically no choice," he replied at length, knocking the ash
+from his cigar. "They're all lovely at this time of year. The Rock
+Island route is longer, but perhaps it is the more interesting." He
+paused doubtfully, then resumed his cigar.
+
+But Peggy, who at the thought of the trip had become all eagerness, had
+observed his manner.
+
+"You were going to add something, Mr. Andrews; what was it?"
+
+Andrews smiled. "Oh, nothing! I was about to say that if it wasn't such
+a tough journey you might go back by the Northern Montana and connect
+with the Soo. It's a magnificent trip in summer, but I dare say pretty
+cold in winter. Wonderful scenery, though."
+
+"Let's go!" exclaimed Peggy. "That's what we are after--scenery! I don't
+care if it _is_ cold. I've got my furs. Montana, you say? And the Soo?
+That sounds like Indians. What do you say, Jack?"
+
+"Oh, I don't mind!" answered her husband. "Andrews knows best. He's been
+that way. Sure, if you say so."
+
+Andrews hid a smile by lighting another cigar.
+
+[Illustration: He hesitated a moment as if giving the matter the
+consideration it deserved.]
+
+
+III
+
+All day long the snow had been falling steadily in big, fluffy flakes.
+The heavy train ploughed through dense pine-clad ravines, beside
+torrents buried far below the snow, under sheds into whose inky
+blackness the engine plunged as into the bowels of the earth, across
+vibrating trestles, and up grades that seemed never-ending, where the
+driving-wheels slipped and ground ineffectually, then clutched the
+sanded rails and slowly forged onward. For two days it had been thus,
+and from the windows only the gently falling, ever-falling snow met the
+eye. Heavy clouds shrouded the shoulders of the mountains, and the
+gorges between them were choked with mist. And onward, upward, always
+upward groaned the train.
+
+Inside Jack's compartment in the first Pullman sat the four members of
+our party playing cards, now on the best of terms. They had long since
+given up condoling upon the weather, and had settled down to making the
+best of it with cards, chess-board, and books. Between McGinnis and the
+prisoner flowed an unending stream of anecdotes and adventures. It could
+not be denied that the erstwhile bank president was a man of much
+culture and wide reading. He had studied for the bar, and from time to
+time astounded Dockbridge by the acuteness of his mental processes. This
+was the afternoon of the second day, and they were just completing their
+thirteenth rubber of whist.
+
+The snow fell thicker as the light waned; soon the lamps were lighted
+and the shades were drawn. The through passengers on the train were few,
+and the good-natured conductor had adopted the party for the trip.
+
+"We're 'most at the top o' the pass," he remarked, as he paused to
+inspect Jack's hand over his shoulder. "Should ha' made it an hour ago
+but for this blank snow. I never saw it so thick. Too bad you've missed
+the whole range, and to-morrow morning we'll be at Souris, and then
+nothin' but prairie all across Dakota. When you wake up, the
+mountains'll be two hundred miles west of you. Hard luck!"
+
+"My trick," said Andrews. "What's that, conductor? Souris to-morrow
+morning? Any stops to-night?"
+
+"Nope; clear down-hill track all the way. There's a flag station an hour
+beyond the divide--Ferguson's Gulch, and sometimes we stop for water at
+Red River. There's no regular station there, and Jim wants to make up
+time, so I reckon we'll make the run without stoppin'. Are you folks
+ready for dinner?"
+
+The strain on the wheels suddenly relaxed, and it seemed as though the
+whole train sighed with relief. Ahead, the engine gave a succession of
+quick snorts, as if rejoicing at once more reaching a level. The train
+gathered head-way.
+
+"She's over the divide," announced the conductor, taking a bite from the
+plug of tobacco carefully wrapped in his red silk handkerchief. "Now Jim
+can let her run."
+
+"What do you call the divide?" asked Peggy.
+
+"The Lower Kootenay," he answered. "Oh, it's great here in summer!
+Finest thing in Canada, in my opinion."
+
+"In Canada!" exclaimed Dockbridge, with a start. "What do you mean? Are
+we in Canada?"
+
+"You've been in Canada since three o'clock," was the reply. "We cross
+the lower left-hand corner of Alberta--look on the map there in the
+folder. After makin' the divide we drop right back into Montana. They
+couldn't cross the Rockies at this point without leavin' the States for
+a few miles."
+
+The conductor arose and unfolded the map.
+
+"Ye see, here's where we leave Clarke Fork, then we skirt this range,
+turn north, followin' that river there, the north branch of the
+Flathead, and so over the line; then we turn and jam right through the
+range. Two hours from now you'll be back in the old U.S."
+
+Dockbridge had started to his feet and was staring intently at the map.
+It was only too true. They were in Canada. _In Canada!_ And they were
+holding their prisoner without due process of law! The warrant of the
+Governors of New York and Washington were valueless in his Majesty's
+Dominion. Did Andrews know? Jack pretended to study the map before him
+and glanced furtively across the table. Pat was scowling ferociously at
+the cards before him, and Andrews was lighting a cigarette. Apparently
+he had heard nothing--or had paid no attention to what the conductor was
+saying. With his brain in a whirl Dockbridge folded up the time-table
+and handed it back.
+
+"Well, I'm getting ravenous," he remarked.
+
+Just then the porter appeared from the direction of the buffet carrying
+their evening meal.
+
+"Same here," echoed Andrews.
+
+For an hour or more they lingered over the table, Andrews seeming in
+unusually good spirits. Dockbridge ceased to feel any uneasiness. He
+realized how easily he might have been trapped, but no harm was done in
+the present instance, for the minute section of Alberta which they
+traversed offered no opportunities for the securing of any legal process
+by which their prisoner could be released. Again, Andrews had not urged
+the route upon them; that had been Peggy's doing. And, moreover, was he
+not returning with them of his own free-will? No, it was absurd to have
+been so upset at such a trifling matter.
+
+"What do you say to some more whist? You and I'll be partners this time,
+Andrews."
+
+The things were cleared from the table and they began again. The speed
+of the train seemed to have increased, and the cars swayed from side to
+side as they sped down the grade. Peggy raised the shade and looked out.
+The pane was plastered with an ever-changing, kaleidoscopic crust of
+flakes that spat against it, dropped, clogged against the others, and
+sagged downward in a dense mass toward the sash. At the top of the glass
+the storm could be seen whirling down its myriads outside.
+
+"What a night!" she ejaculated, as she pulled down the shade.
+
+At that moment came a prolonged wail from the engine, followed by the
+quick clutch of the brakes. The wheels groaned and creaked, and the
+passengers tossed forward in their seats. Again the whistle shrieked.
+The train, carried onward by its momentum, ground its wheels against the
+brakes which strove to hold them back. Gradually they came to a
+stand-still.
+
+The conductor rushed toward the door, and a brakeman hurried through
+with a lantern.
+
+"Ferguson's Gulch!" he shouted as he ran by. "Must ha' signalled us!"
+
+Dockbridge's heart dropped a beat, and he glanced apprehensively toward
+Andrews. The latter was smiling, but the hand that held his cigar
+trembled a very little.
+
+"You're young yet, Dockbridge," he remarked, with slightly tremulous
+sarcasm. "There are one or two things still for you to learn. One of
+them is that a United States warrant is useless in Canada. You hadn't
+thought of that, eh?"
+
+"_Warrant_ is it? Shure this is all the warrant _I_ want," replied Pat,
+snapping a shining Colt from his pocket. "Plaze don't git excited, me
+frind. P'r'aps ye don't know it all, yerself. Wan move, an' I'll put six
+holes in yer carcus!"
+
+Dockbridge grasped Peggy by the arm and drew her breathless to her feet.
+"What is it? What is it?" she gasped, clinging to him in the aisle. Jack
+reached over and released the shade. Outside in the darkness red lights
+swung to and fro. A blast of icy air poured into the car from the open
+door. He hurried out into the vestibule. The storm was sweeping by
+swiftly and silently, and absurdly the motto of his old bicycle club
+flashed into his mind, "Volociter et silenter." The lamp above his head
+threw a yellow circle against the vast night. He stumbled down the steps
+and clung to the rail, putting his head into the sleet. It stung his
+face like the tentacles of a sea-monster. In the foreground stood the
+conductor, already white with the snow, his lantern swinging to leeward
+in the wind, shouting to a man on horseback. Four other mounted figures,
+their steeds facing the blast, marked the point where the light ended
+and the night began again. Three train hands, each with a lantern, paced
+to and fro beside the car. Ahead could be heard the coughing of the
+engine. The man on horseback waved his hand in the direction of the
+train, flung himself heavily to the ground, tossed the reins to one of
+the others, and strode toward the car.
+
+"Jones and Wilkes, hold the horses; Frazer and White, come along with
+me," he directed over his shoulder. He pushed by Dockbridge and climbed
+into the car. The conductor followed.
+
+"Where is the officer and his prisoner?" he demanded in a harsh voice.
+
+"Inside, your Honor," answered the conductor, shaking the snow from his
+coat. "This is Mr. Dockbridge, the District Attorney from New York."
+
+"Umph!" grunted the stranger. He was an immense man with a heavy
+jet-black beard and hair in thick curls all over his head. A
+broad-brimmed sombrero cast a deep shadow over his features, heightening
+their natural unpleasantness. Two of the others now jumped upon the
+platform and entered the car, and Dockbridge saw that they wore some
+kind of uniform and that the lining of their overcoats was red. Peggy
+cowered to one side as the three strangers forced their way by her and
+paused at the door of the compartment.
+
+"Is Mr. Andrews here?" inquired the one whom the others addressed as
+Judge.
+
+"I am Mr. Andrews. This is the officer who holds me in custody."
+
+The Judge turned to one of his followers.
+
+"Serve him!" he growled.
+
+The one addressed took from beneath his coat a bundle of papers, and
+selecting one, handed it to McGinnis, who let it fall to the floor
+without a word.
+
+"Put up that pistol!" continued the Judge.
+
+At this moment Dockbridge, who had listened as if dazed to the colloquy,
+now mastered sufficient courage to assert himself.
+
+"Here! what's all this?" he exclaimed in as determined a manner as he
+could manage to assume. "What are you doing in my compartment with your
+wet feet? Who the devil are you, anyway?" He squeezed by his huge
+antagonist and took his stand by McGinnis.
+
+The conductor and the majority of the train hands had crowded into the
+passageway and filled the door with their dripping and astonished faces.
+The officer handed another paper to Dockbridge.
+
+"This is Judge Peters, sir; and this paper is a writ of _habeas corpus_
+returnable forthwith, sir," said the man.
+
+Dockbridge glanced at the paper and saw that the officer's statement was
+correct. The paper was a writ ordering him to produce the body of Samuel
+Andrews before the Honorable Elijah Peters, Judge of the Supreme Court
+of Alberta, _forthwith_, and show cause why said Andrews should not be
+set at liberty. He was trapped. It could not be denied.
+
+"Is this Judge Peters?" he inquired politely of the man with the black
+beard, who had taken off his hat and seated himself upon the sofa.
+
+"I am," returned the other curtly. "And I now pronounce this car a
+court, and direct you to release your prisoner as detained by you
+without lawful authority."
+
+He leaned forward and shook his finger threateningly at McGinnis. "Put
+up that pistol!"
+
+McGinnis looked at Dockbridge.
+
+"Put it up, Pat," directed the latter. "There's no occasion for
+pistols." He winked at Peggy. "Pardon my lack of courtesy in addressing
+you, Judge Peters, when you first entered. I was unaware, of course, to
+whom it was that I spoke."
+
+The Judge shrugged his shoulders deprecatingly.
+
+"I'm naturally taken somewhat by surprise, and hardly feel that I can do
+justice to my own position in the matter at such short notice. However,
+as the court is now in session, I can only ask the privilege of arguing
+the matter before your Honor. If I might be permitted to do so, I would
+suggest that the hearing take place in some larger space than this
+compartment, in which my wife desires speedily to retire." He looked
+inquiringly toward the Court.
+
+"That's right, Jedge," spoke up the conductor. "Don't keep the lady out
+of her room. You can hold court in the baggage-car."
+
+The black-bearded man grumblingly arose to his feet, leaving a large
+pool of water in the middle of the floor.
+
+"As you choose. Bring along the prisoner, and be quick about it. I've
+got to ride fifteen miles to-night."
+
+The crowd streamed down the aisle and into the baggage-car in front.
+McGinnis followed with Andrews.
+
+"Shall I come along, Jack?" whispered his wife.
+
+"No, stay here. I'm afraid we're beaten. I shall only spar for time, and
+try to invent some way out of it."
+
+Peggy sadly watched his disappearing form. What a disgusting anticlimax!
+She reviled herself for being the one who had forced the selection of
+the Montana route. It was all her fault. When a man's married his
+troubles begin! Jack would lose his job, and then where would they be?
+She had gotten him into the fix, and now she would do her best to get
+him out of it. She threw on his fur coat and cap and followed into the
+baggage-car. The Judge had seated himself on a trunk. Jack stood at his
+right with the warrant in his hand. A single lantern cast a fitful glare
+over the two, around whom crowded the passengers and train hands. Peggy
+heard her husband's somewhat immature voice stating the circumstances of
+the wreck of the Boodle Bank. The Judge seemed not uninterested. The
+crowd was getting larger every moment. Passengers kept coming in in
+every kind of dishabille, and last of all the engineer and fireman
+entered by the forward door. Outside, the huge engine hissed and
+throbbed as if impatient of the delay. Peggy slipped unseen behind a
+pile of trunks, snapped the big padlock through the staples of the
+door, then, hurrying back to the compartment, rummaged until she found
+Jack's box of cigars. Arming herself with these and with her copy of
+"Moore on Extradition," she made her way back to the baggage-car.
+
+"Yes, yes, I know all that!" the Judge was saying. "But that's all
+immaterial. It ain't what he did. It's what right you've got to hold him
+in the Dominion of Canada on a warrant from a governor of one of the
+United States. Show me that, or I'll discharge the prisoner here and
+now."
+
+"Excuse me, please," exclaimed Peggy, forcing her way through the throng
+into the open space under the lamp, "I thought you might like to smoke.
+Lawyers all like to smoke."
+
+There was an immediate response from the Court.
+
+"Well, I don't care if I do," remarked the Judge more genially.
+"Confounded cold out there in the snow waiting for the train. Thank y'."
+
+He handed back the box, and Peggy passed it to the engineer and told him
+to "send it along." Then she whispered in her husband's ear:
+
+"Read him that chapter on 'International Relations.' Keep it going for
+ten minutes, and we'll win out, yet. I've got a scheme."
+
+Dockbridge took the book, opened it deliberately, and lighted a cigar
+for himself. Peggy pushed back through the spectators to the
+sleeping-car. Only a solitary brakeman remained outside in the snow,
+stamping and swinging his arms.
+
+"Halloo, Mr. Sanders," said Peggy, "you ought to go in and hear the
+argument. They're having a regular smoke talk. It's so thick I can't
+breathe. They're giving away cigars. I should think you would freeze."
+
+"Well, I'm froze already," answered Sanders. "I reckon I'll go in and
+hear the fun. Is that straight about the cigars?"
+
+"Of course it is," laughed Peggy, while Sanders climbed on board. The
+snow swept by in clouds as Peggy gave one glance at the retreating form
+of the brakeman, and jumped down into the night.
+
+
+IV
+
+The Judge threw back his burly form against the side of the car and
+exhaled a thick cloud of smoke.
+
+"Now, young feller, if you have any legal right to detain your prisoner,
+let's hear it. This court's goin' to adjourn in just ten minutes by the
+watch, and I reckon when it adjourns it'll take the prisoner with it."
+
+The spectators, who had seated themselves as best they could, looked
+expectantly toward the New Yorker.
+
+Jack arose, holding the book impressively before him. The gusts from the
+storm outside penetrated the cracks of the loosely hung sliding
+baggage-door and made the feeble lantern swing and flicker. The smoke
+from twenty cigars swirled round the ceiling. The conductor placed his
+own lantern on a trunk by Jack's side.
+
+"If the Court please," began Dockbridge, "while it's entirely true that
+no warrant issued out of a court of the United States or by a governor
+of one of the United States gives any jurisdiction over the person of a
+fugitive who is held in custody in the Dominion of Canada, it is
+nevertheless a fact that under the principle of comity between friendly
+nations the government of one will not interfere with an officer of
+another who is performing an official act under color of authority."
+["Sounds well," said Jack to himself, "but don't mean a blame thing."]
+"This principle is as old as the law itself, and is sustained by a long
+series of decisions in our international tribunals. The doctrine is
+clearly set forth by Grotius" ["that ought to nail him!"] "when he says:
+'No nation will voluntarily interfere with a duly authorized officer of
+another nation in the performance of his duty, whose act does not
+interfere with the functions of government of the other.'" He
+pronounced this balderdash with much solemnity and with great effect
+upon the assembled train hands. "Now, your Honor, I am a duly authorized
+officer of the State of New York, the same being at peace with the
+Dominion of Canada."
+
+"Bosh!" interrupted the Judge. "You're talkin' nonsense. I won't be made
+a fool of any longer. Prisoner discharged. This court stands adjourned,
+and, as I said, it is goin' to take the prisoner with----"
+
+A jerk of the train prevented the conclusion of his sentence. There came
+another pull from the engine, followed by a succession of violent puffs.
+The train started.
+
+"My God! The engine!" shouted the fireman, making a spring for the door.
+
+"Locked! Locked!" he yelled, and threw himself upon it. The conductor
+dived for the platform. The Judge started to his feet.
+
+"This is an infernal trick!" he cried. "Stop this train! D'ye hear? Stop
+this train at once!"
+
+But the train was gathering head-way every moment, and was fast dropping
+down the grade. A triumphant whistle shrilled through the night with a
+succession of short toots.
+
+"For God's sake, open the door!" gasped the engineer. "Get a crow-bar,
+somebody! We'll be going a hundred miles an hour inside of a minute!"
+But no crow-bar was to be found, and the door resisted all their
+efforts. On rushed the train, thundering down the pass, swaying around
+curves until the frightened occupants of the baggage-car clung to one
+another to retain their foothold, and every moment adding to its speed.
+The baggage-man threw open the side door. The night dashed by in a solid
+wall of white.
+
+"Damme! This is a crime!" roared the Judge. "I'm being kidnapped. Your
+Government shall be notified--if we're not all killed. Can't somebody
+stop this train? Do you hear? Stop it, I say!"
+
+For an instant Dockbridge had been as startled as the others. Then it
+came to him in one inspired moment. Peggy was on the engine! A series of
+whistles came across the tender.
+
+"Toot--toot--toot! Toot--toot--toot! Toot--toot--toot! Toot--toot!"--the
+old Harvard cheer that Peggy had heard echoing across the foot-ball
+field a hundred times.
+
+Of course! She was going to fetch them out of Canada, and then to
+thunder with all the judges of the Dominion! He began to laugh
+hysterically. On and on, faster and faster, rushed the train. The pallid
+faces of the passengers and crew stared strangely out of the blue haze.
+Breathless, each man struggled to keep his footing, momentarily
+expecting to be dashed into eternity. The minutes dragged as hours,
+until at last, from somewhere in the rear of the train, the fireman
+returned with a wrench, and throwing his whole weight upon the padlock,
+quickly snapped its staples. The door burst open, sending him flying
+headlong. Through the car poured a furious gust of wind and snow,
+blinding, suffocating, and into the midst of this jumped the engineer,
+and, clambering desperately upon the tender, disappeared.
+
+Perhaps it was the dimness of the light, but Andrews had suddenly begun
+to look white and old.
+
+At the same moment a red light flashed by alongside the track and the
+train roared across a suspension bridge without slackening speed.
+
+"Red River!" gasped the fireman, clambering to his feet.
+
+The blood leaped in Jack's veins. Red River! Then they were across the
+line. Peggy had won! God bless her! With a triumphant glance at the
+cowering Andrews, he turned upon the frightened crowd.
+
+"You can't beat the Yankee girl!" he shouted. "Judge, you're right.
+We've adjourned court, and are taking the prisoner with us--INTO THE
+UNITED STATES!"
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Transcriber's Note: In the original edition, the title of each story
+appeared twice, first on a page by itself in all capitals, followed by a
+blank page, and then on the first page of the story in title case. These
+duplicate titles have been deleted. The first title for "The
+Extraordinary Adventure of the Baron de Ville" appeared in a shortened
+form as "THE BARON DE VILLE". In the HTML version of this text, page
+numbers have been included only on those pages which originally
+contained them, not on blank pages or title pages.
+
+In "McAllister's Christmas", a quotation mark in front of "One as 'as
+white 'air" was deleted, and a second chapter V was renumbered as VI.
+
+In "The Governor-General's Trunk", "The head bagage-man nodded" was
+changed to "The head baggage-man nodded".
+
+In "The Golden Touch", missing quotation marks were added in front of
+"When the Colonel realized what it was all about" and "Oh, my leg!" and
+after "And it's worth what you ask--five thousand dollars?", "Where had
+he seen that fact?" was changed to "Where had he seen that face?", "that
+old VanVorst" was changed to "that old Van Vorst", and "VanVorst sat
+there" was changed to "Van Vorst sat there".
+
+In "McAllister's Data of Ethics", a quotation mark was removed after
+"his scented wife, and gilded chairs--".
+
+In "McAllister's Marriage", "Don' you want to show me the boy-horse" was
+changed to "Don't you want to show me the boy-horse".
+
+In "The Course of Justice", "slowyl arose" was changed to "slowly
+arose".
+
+In "The Maximilian Diamond", _"What day?" asked the clerk._ was changed
+to _"'What day?' asked the clerk._
+
+
+
+
+
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