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+Title: The Autobiography of a Monkey
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+Author: Albert Bigelow Paine
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+Illustrator: Hy. Mayer
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+THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A MONKEY
+
+[Illustration]
+
+FOUND AND PICTURED BY HY. MAYER
+
+VERSES BY ALBERT BIGELOW PAINE
+
+[Illustration]
+
+NEW YORK R. H. RUSSELL
+
+MDCCCXCVII
+
+
+ Copyright 1897
+ BY
+ ROBERT HOWARD RUSSELL
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+PART FIRST.
+
+THE DEPARTURE FROM THE FOREST.
+
+
+ Where the light laughs in through the tree-tops
+ And sports with the tangled glade,
+ In the depths of an Afric forest
+ My earliest scenes were laid.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ In a bower that was merry with smilax
+ From the grimace of no-where, I woke
+ I was born on the first day of April
+ And they called me a jungle joke.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ And the voices of birds were about me--
+ And the beat and the flutter of wing;
+ While morning returned at the trumpet
+ Of Tusky, our elephant king.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ My nurse was a crooning old beldame
+ Who gazed in the palms of my hands
+ And vowed I was destined to travel
+ In many and marvellous lands.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ But little I heeded her croaking,
+ For I gamboled the whole day long,
+ And swung by my tail from the tree-top,
+ Or joined in the jungle song.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+THE SONG OF THE JUNGLE.
+
+
+ _The Elephant:_
+
+ Oh, I am the lord of the forest and plain!
+
+ _The Lion, Tigers, etc.:_
+
+ And we are the beasts that acknowledge your reign!
+
+ _The Birds:_
+
+ And we are the minstrels that come at your call!
+
+ _The Monkeys:_
+
+ And we are the jesters that laugh at you all!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ _Chorus, All--_
+
+ _Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes!_
+ _The tribes of the jungle are we--_
+ _Our home is the darksome wilderness_
+ _That never a man shall see._
+
+ _The Elephant:_
+
+ Oh, the jungle was meant and was made for my will!
+
+ _The Lions, Tigers, etc.:_
+
+ For the sport of the chase and the zest of the kill!
+
+ _The Birds:_
+
+ For the beating of wings and the echo of song!
+
+ _The Monkeys:_
+
+ For gambol and grimace the whole season long!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ _Chorus, All:_
+
+ _Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Oh, yes!_
+ _For all of the tribes that be_
+ _With homes in the tangled wilderness_
+ _That never a man shall see._
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ But, alas, for the boasts of the jungle!
+ The men came among us one day,
+ And one with a box that made music
+ Enticed foolish monkeys away.
+
+ The birds and the beasts of the forest
+ Were mute at the marvellous song,
+ But the monkeys crept out of the tree-tops--
+ An eager and wondering throng.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ The birds and the beasts of the forest
+ Kept hidden and silent that day,
+ But the monkey-folk formed a procession
+ And followed the minstrel away.
+
+ And thus did we give up the forest
+ To dwell with our brothers, the men--
+ Farewell to the beautiful jungle!
+ 'Twas long ere I saw it again!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+PART SECOND.
+
+THE WAYS OF MEN.
+
+
+ Then away to a far distant country
+ On a drift that they said was a ship,
+ And I studied the ways of my master
+ And profited much by the trip.
+
+ And we sailed to his home in fair Naples,
+ Where I studied the language of men,
+ And I sat on a bench with his children,
+ But soon we went sailing again.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ And I made some nice friends on the voyage,
+ And engaged in a pretty romance.
+ I charmed all the ladies by climbing,
+ And one of them taught me to dance.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ Yet often I longed for the jungle--
+ Its song and the rustle of wing--
+ And sometimes at night in my slumber
+ I talked with our elephant king.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ One morning my master awoke me,
+ And, dressed in a gaudy new suit,
+ I beheld the New World in the sunlight,
+ And lifted my hat in salute.
+
+ And then began troubles and trials--
+ Through the streets by a string I was led;
+ Toiling hard all the day for my master,
+ Yet oft going hungry to bed.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ But he sold me at last to a circus
+ And my lot became easier then,
+ So I gave many moments of leisure
+ To acquiring the habits of men.
+
+ I copied their manners and customs
+ I made of each fashion a note;
+ And the children admired my performance
+ And the ladies the cut of my coat.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ By and by I was sold to a banker
+ Who was charmed with my ball-rolling feat,
+ And arrayed in a Fauntleroy costume
+ I passed all my time on the street.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ But alas for my plans of the future!
+ He died without leaving a cent,
+ And I had to go out to hard labor
+ To pay for my victuals and rent;
+
+ Till I met with a gentleman's valet
+ Who was like me in manner and face,
+ And I told him some stories that pleased him
+ And bribed him to give me his place.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ Then I started to serve my new master--
+ A bachelor cynic was he,
+ Who quickly saw through the deception
+ And made a proposal to me.
+
+ Said he: "You're a monkey, you rascal,
+ And an excellent type of the brood;
+ Let's play a good joke on society
+ By passing you off as a dude."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ So he took me at first to his barber,
+ Who shaved me and shortened my hair,
+ And the last tangled trace of the jungle
+ Was gone when I rose from his chair.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ And then to his tailor and hatter--
+ His hosier and all of the rest,
+ Till at night I was changed from a monkey
+ To a chappie most stylishly dressed.
+
+ And standing alone and reflecting
+ I thought of the why and the how,
+ And I wondered what Tusky was doing
+ And what would the jungle say, now.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+PART THIRD.
+
+THE BUTTERFLY WHIRL.
+
+ It was then for the triumphs of conquest!
+ Oh, then for the life of the swell!
+ I dwelt like a lord with my patron
+ In a suite of a gilded hotel.
+
+ And we went out to plays and to dinners--
+ On the ladies he took me to call--
+ And once we received invitations
+ To a beautiful fancy-dress ball.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ 'Twas a famous affair and it won me,
+ With its titter and tinsel and tune,
+ For it carried me back to the jungle
+ And the monkey-dance under the moon.
+
+ Then I mingled with other diversions.
+ I learned how to paint and to ride;
+ I cut a great figure at polo--
+ The science of golfing I tried.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ As a wheelman I soon became famous
+ And made a great score on the track--
+ I was known as the king of the scorchers,
+ With the typical bicycle back.
+
+ Then a girl who was youthful and silly
+ Made love to me just for a lark,
+ And came with an elegant turnout
+ And took me to drive in the park.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ And I took her out boating next morning,
+ For the face of my charmer was fair;
+ It carried me back to the jungle--
+ To the flow'rs that were blossoming there.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ But soon, in the midst of my pleasure,
+ In the glow of a roseate dream,
+ The boat struck a rock and tipped over
+ And tumbled us both in the stream.
+
+ Then, ho, for the skill of the jungle!
+ The deftness of foot and of hand!
+ For I hung from a limb and I saved her
+ And drew her at last to the strand.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ And then to her home I went proudly
+ To claim the fair maid for my own,
+ But her father demanded a title,
+ And hardened his heart like a stone.
+
+ And now came the death of my patron,
+ That left me alone in the strife,
+ And yearning once more for the jungle,
+ I turned to political life.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+PART FOURTH.
+
+THE RETURN PATH.
+
+
+ Then I studied a week to gain knowledge,
+ And waded through volumes of stuff,
+ And I found that the only requirements
+ Were cunning and blarney and bluff.
+
+ And these I had brought from the jungle--
+ Inherited straight from my race--
+ With a gift for political music
+ And a truly political face.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ Thus feeling at home in my labors,
+ My plan was successful, of course,
+ And when they came round with appointments
+ They gave me a job on "the force."
+
+ And such was my skill as a roundsman,
+ And talent in keeping the peace,
+ That I rose in a year to be Captain,
+ And then to be Chief of Police!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ And then, as my years were advancing,
+ So great was their honor and trust,
+ That they twined me a chaplet of laurel
+ And sculptured in marble my bust.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ Yet often I dreamed of the jungle--
+ Its song and the rustle of wing--
+ And sometimes still talked in my slumber
+ With Tusky, our elephant king.
+
+ When, lo, my political party,
+ That now was in power and supreme,
+ Conferred a most noble appointment
+ That realized all of my dream.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ For they made me their African envoy,
+ And soon I went sailing again,
+ To meet my old playmates and tell them
+ The ways and the customs of men.
+
+ To calm the dusk native, and gather
+ My people in sun-haunted nooks
+ To tell them my story, and teach them
+ The wisdom that cometh of books;
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ The words and the ways of _their fathers_,
+ And deliver my race from its ban,
+ For man did not spring from the monkey,
+ But monkey _descended from man!_
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+
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