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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Sea-Hounds, by Lewis R. Freeman
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+Title: Sea-Hounds
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+Author: Lewis R. Freeman
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+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/cover.jpg" alt="Decorative cover" style="border:0" title="" height="600" width="387" />
+</div>
+
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+
+<h2>SEA-HOUNDS</h2>
+
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="BBOP" id="BBOP"><img src="images/fsp.jpg"
+ alt="BRITISH BATTLE-SHIPS ON PATROL" style="border:0"
+ title="BRITISH BATTLE-SHIPS ON PATROL"
+ height="600" width="468" /></a>
+</div>
+
+<h4>BRITISH BATTLE-SHIPS ON PATROL</h4>
+
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+
+<h1>SEA-HOUNDS</h1>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<h3>BY</h3>
+
+<h2>LEWIS R. FREEMAN</h2>
+
+<h3>Lieut. R.N.V.R.</h3>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<h5>WITH ILLUSTRATIONS FROM</h5>
+<h5>PHOTOGRAPHS BY THE AUTHOR</h5>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/colophon.jpg" alt="Colophon" title=""
+ height="183" width="200" />
+</div>
+
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<h3>NEW YORK</h3>
+
+<h2>DODD, MEAD AND COMPANY</h2>
+
+<h3>1919</h3>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<h3><span class="smcap">Published in the U.S.A 1919</span></h3>
+<h3>By DODD, MEAD AND COMPANY, <span class="smcap">Inc.</span></h3>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<h2><b>To</b></h2>
+
+<h3>Commodore Sir DOUGLAS BROWNRIGG, Bart.</h3>
+<h3>C.B., R.N., Chief Censor, Admiralty</h3>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<p><br /></p>
+
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+
+<h3>CONTENTS</h3>
+
+<table cellspacing="10" summary="Contents">
+ <col width="13%" /> <col width="75%" /> <col width="12%" />
+<tr><td align="right"><span class="smcap">Chapter</span></td> <td></td> <td align="right">PAGE</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>I</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_I">The Men Who Changed Ships</a></big></span></td> <td align="right">1</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>II</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_II">&ldquo;Firebrand&rdquo;</a></big></span></td> <td align="right">35</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>III</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_III">Back from the Jaws</a></big></span></td> <td align="right">59</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>IV</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_IV">Hunting</a></big></span></td> <td align="right">82</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>V</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_V">The Convoy Game</a></big></span></td> <td align="right">112</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>VI</big></td>
+ <td><a href="#CHAPTER_VI"><span class="smcap"><big>Yank Boat</big></span> <i><small>VERSUS</small></i> <span class="smcap"><big>U-Boat</big></span></a></td>
+ <td align="right">135</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>VII</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_VII">Adriatic Patrol</a></big></span></td> <td align="right">157</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>VIII</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">Patrol</a></big></span></td> <td align="right">173</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>IX</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_IX">&ldquo;Q&rdquo;</a></big></span></td> <td align="right">199</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>X</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_X">The <i>Whack</i> and the <i>Smack</i></a></big></span></td> <td align="right">232</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>XI</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_XI">Bombed!</a></big></span></td> <td align="right">250</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>XII</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_XII">Against Odds</a></big></span></td> <td align="right">268</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right"><big>XIII</big></td> <td><span class="smcap"><big><a href="#CHAPTER_XIII">Rounding up Fritz</a></big></span></td> <td align="right">287</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<hr style="width: 50%;" />
+
+
+ <h3>ILLUSTRATIONS</h3>
+
+
+<table cellspacing="10" summary="List of illustrations">
+<col width="75%" /> <col width="25%" />
+
+<tr><td><a href="#BBOP">British Battleships on Patrol</a></td> <td align="right"><i>Frontispiece</i></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td></td> <td align="right"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#GERMANSHELLS">German Shells Striking the Water at the Battle of Jutland</a></td> <td align="right">12</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#BROADSIDE">A Broadside at Night at the Battle of Jutland</a></td> <td align="right">12</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#PAWS">&ldquo;Kamerading&rdquo; with Uplifted Paws</a></td> <td align="right">90</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#PEEL">Helping the Cook to Peel Potatoes</a></td> <td align="right">90</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#LINER">Where the Great Liner Plowed Along</a></td> <td align="right">128</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#BRICKWALL">We Had Collided with the &ldquo;Brick Wall&rdquo;</a></td> <td align="right">128</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#BASE">Now She Was Back at Base</a></td> <td align="right">128</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#CANS">A Limit to the Number of &ldquo;Cans&rdquo; a Destroyer Can Carry</a></td> <td align="right">152</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#DEPTHCHARGE">A Depth Charge</a></td> <td align="right">188</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#TOW">Disabled Destroyer in Tow</a></td> <td align="right">188</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#LOOKOUT">The Lookout on a Destroyer, and Part of His View</a></td> <td align="right">242</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><a href="#BOWLING">She Came Bowling Along Under Sail</a></td> <td align="right">284</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p>&nbsp;<!-- Page 1 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+
+<h1>SEA HOUNDS</h1>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_I" id="CHAPTER_I"></a>CHAPTER I</h2>
+
+<h3>THE MEN WHO CHANGED SHIPS</h3>
+
+
+<p>Between the lighter-load of burning beeves
+that came bumping down along their line at
+noon, a salvo of bombs slapped across
+them at one o&rsquo;clock from a raiding Bulgar air
+squadron, a violent Levantine squall which all but
+broke them loose from their moorings at sundown,
+and a signal to raise steam for full speed with all
+dispatch at midnight, it had been a rather exciting
+twelve hours for the destroyers of the First Division
+of the &mdash;&mdash;th Flotilla, and now, when at dawn
+the expected order to proceed to sea was received,
+it began to look as though there might be still further
+excitement in pickle down beyond the horizontal
+blur where the receding wall of the paling
+purple night-mist was uncovering the Gulf&rsquo;s hard,
+flat floor of polished indigo.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s probably the same old thing,&rdquo; said the captain
+of the <i>Spark</i>, repressing a yawn after he had
+given the quartermaster his course to enter the
+labyrinthine passage where puffing trawlers were
+towing back the gates of the buoyed barrages, &ldquo;a<!-- Page 2 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span>
+U-boat or two making a bluff at attacking a convoy.
+They&rsquo;ve been sinking a good deal more than we can
+afford to lose; last week they got an oiler and
+another ship with the whole summer&rsquo;s supply of
+mosquito-netting aboard&mdash;but that was off the south
+peninsula of Greece or up Malta way. Here they
+haven&rsquo;t more than &lsquo;demonstrated&rsquo; about the mouth
+of the Gulf for two or three months. They know
+jolly well that if they once come inside, no matter
+if they do sink a ship or two, that it&rsquo;s a hundred
+to one&mdash;between sea-planes, &lsquo;blimps,&rsquo; P.B.s, and
+destroyers&mdash;against their ever getting out again.
+There&rsquo;s just a chance that they may try it this
+time, though, for they must know how terribly
+short the whole Salonika force is of petrol, and
+what a real mess things will be left in if they can
+pot even one of the two or three oilers in this convoy.
+You&rsquo;ll see a merry chase with a kill at the
+end of it if they do, I can promise you, for the convoy
+is beyond the neck of the bag even now, and if
+a single Fritz has come in after them, the string
+will be pulled and the rest of the game will be
+played out here in the &lsquo;bull-ring.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The captain had just started telling me how the
+game was played, when the W.T.<span class="fnanchor"> <a name="footnotea" id="footnotea"></a><a href="#foota">[A]</a></span> room called him
+on the voice-pipe to say that one of the ships of the
+convoy had just been torpedoed and was about to
+sink, and shortly afterwards a radio was received
+from the C.-in-C. ordering the flotilla to proceed to
+<!-- Page 3 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span>hunt the submarine responsible for the trouble.
+Then the officer commanding the division leader
+flashed his orders by &ldquo;visual&rdquo; to the several units
+of the flotilla, and presently these were spreading
+fan-wise to sweep southward toward where, sixty to
+a hundred miles away, numerous drifters would be
+dropping mile after mile of light nets across the
+straits leading out to the open Mediterranean.
+Northeastward, where the rising sun was beginning
+to prick into vivid whiteness the tents of the
+great hospital areas, several sea-planes were circling
+upwards; and southeastward, above the dry
+brown hills of the Cassandra peninsula, the silver
+bag of an air-ship floated across the sky like a soaring
+tumble bug. The hounds of the sea and air had
+begun to stalk their quarry.</p>
+<div class="footnote"><a name="foota" id="foota"></a>
+<a href="#footnotea">[A]</a> Wireless Telegraph
+</div>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a biggish sort of a place to hunt over,&rdquo;
+said the captain, as the <i>Spark</i> stood away on a
+course that formed the outside left rib of the
+flotilla&rsquo;s &ldquo;fan,&rdquo; and took her in to skirt the rocky
+coast of Cassandra; &ldquo;and there&rsquo;s so many in the
+hunt that the chances are all in favour of some
+other fellow getting the brush instead of you.
+And unless we have the luck to do some of the
+flushing ourselves, I won&rsquo;t promise you that the
+whole show won&rsquo;t prove no end of a bore; and even
+if we do scare him up&mdash;well, there are a good many
+more exciting things than dropping &lsquo;ash-cans&rsquo; on
+a frightened Fritzie. It won&rsquo;t be a circumstance,
+for instance, to that rough house we ran into at the<!-- Page 4 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span>
+&lsquo;White Tower&rsquo; last night when that boxful of
+French &lsquo;blue-devils&rsquo; wouldn&rsquo;t stop singing &lsquo;Madelon&rsquo;
+when the couchee-couchee dancer&rsquo;s turn
+began, and her friend, the Russian colonel in the
+next box, started to dissolve the Entente by&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The captain broke off suddenly and set the alarm
+bell going as a lynx-eyed lookout cut in with &ldquo;Connin&rsquo;
+tower o&rsquo; submreen three points on port bow,&rdquo;
+and, with much banging of boots on steel decks and
+ladders, the ship had gone to &ldquo;Action Stations&rdquo;
+before a leisurely mounting recognition rocket revealed
+the fact that the &ldquo;enemy&rdquo; was a friend,
+doubtless a &ldquo;co-huntress.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Although we were still far from where there was
+yet any chance of encountering the U-boat which
+had attacked the convoy, there were two or three
+alarms in the course of the next hour. The first
+was when we altered our course to avoid a torpedo
+reported as running to strike our port bow, to discover
+an instant later that the doughty <i>Spark</i> was
+turning away from a gambolling porpoise. The
+second was when some kind of a long-necked sea-bird
+rose from a dive about two hundred yards on
+the starboard beam and created an effect so like a
+finger-periscope with its following &ldquo;feather&rdquo; that
+it drew a shell from the foremost gun which all but
+blew it out of the water. It was my remarking the
+smartness with which this gun was served that led
+the captain, when a floating mine was reported a
+few minutes later, to order that sinister menace to<!-- Page 5 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span>
+be destroyed by shell-fire rather than, as usual, by
+shots from a rifle. All the guns which would bear
+were given an even start in the race to hit the
+wickedly horned hemisphere as we brought it
+abeam at a range of six or eight hundred yards;
+but the lean, keen crew of the pet on the forecastle&mdash;splashing
+the target with their first shot
+and detonating it with their second&mdash;won in a walk
+and left the others nothing but a hundred-feet-high
+geyser of smoke-streaked spray tumbling
+above a heart of flame to pump their tardier shells
+into.</p>
+
+<p>The captain gazed down with a smile of affectionate
+pride to where the winners, having trained their
+gun back amidships, were wiping its smoky nose,
+sponging out its mouth, polishing its sleek barrel,
+and patting its shiny breech, for all the world as
+though they were grooms and stable-boys and
+jockeys performing similar services for the Derby
+winner just led back to his stall.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s not another such four-inch gun&rsquo;s crew
+as that one in any ship in the Mediterranean,&rdquo; he
+said, &ldquo;which makes it all the greater pity that
+they have never once had a chance to fire a shot at
+anything of the enemy&rsquo;s any larger than that Bulgar
+bombing plane they cocked up and took a pot at
+after he had gone over yesterday. I mean that they
+never had a chance as a crew. Individually, I believe
+there are two or three of them that have been
+through some of the hottest shows in the war. That<!-- Page 6 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>
+slender chap there in the blue overall was in the
+<i>Killarney</i> when she was shot to pieces and sunk
+by German cruisers at Jutland, and I believe his
+Number Two&mdash;that one in a singlet, with his sleeves
+rolled up and just a bit of a limp&mdash;was in the
+<i>Seagull</i> when she was rammed, right in the middle
+of an action with the Huns, by both the <i>Bow</i> and
+the <i>Wreath</i>. A number of ratings from the <i>Seagull</i>
+clambered over the forecastle of the <i>Bow</i> while
+the two were locked together, evidently because
+they thought their own ship was going down,
+while two or three men from the <i>Bow</i> were thrown
+by the force of the collision on to the <i>Seagull</i>.
+When the two broke loose and drifted apart men
+from each of them were left on the other, and by a
+rather interesting coincidence, we have right here
+in the <i>Spark</i> at this moment representatives of both
+batches. They, with two or three other Jutland
+&lsquo;veterans&rsquo; who chance also to be in the <i>Spark</i>, call
+themselves the &lsquo;Black Marias.&rsquo; Just why, I&rsquo;m not
+quite sure, but I believe it has something to do with
+their all being finally picked up by one destroyer
+and carried back to harbour like a lot of drunks
+after a night&rsquo;s spree. And, to hear them talk of
+it when they get together, that is the spirit in
+which they affect to regard a phase of the Jutland
+battle which wiped out some scores of their
+mates and two or three of the destroyers of their
+flotilla. Talking with one of them alone, he will
+occasionally condescend to speak of the serious side<!-- Page 7 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>
+of the show, but their joint reminiscences, in the
+constant by-play of banter, are more suggestive of
+tumultuous &lsquo;nights of gladness&rsquo; on the beach at
+Port Said or Rio than the most murderous spasm
+of night fighting in the whose course of naval history.
+You&rsquo;ve got a long and probably tiresome day
+ahead of you. Perhaps it might ease the monotony
+a bit if you had a yarn with two or three of them.
+They&rsquo;ll be bored stiff standing by in this blazing
+sun with small prospects of anything turning up,
+and probably easier to draw out than at most times.
+Gains, there by the foremost gun, would be a good
+one for a starter. There is no doubt of his having
+seen some minutes of the real thing in the <i>Killarney</i>.
+Only don&rsquo;t try a frontal attack on him.
+Just saunter along and start talking about anything
+else on earth than Jutland and the <i>Killarney</i>,
+and then lead him round by degrees.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>We were just passing the riven wreck of a large
+freighter as I sidled inconsequently along to the
+forecastle, and the strange way in which the stern
+appeared to be stirring to the barely perceptible
+swell gave ample excuse for turning to the crew of
+the foremost gun for a possible explanation. It
+was Leading Seaman Gains, as incisive of speech as
+he was quick of movement, who replied, and I
+recognized him at once as a youth of force and personality,
+one of the type to whom the broadened opportunities
+for quick promotion offered the Lower<!-- Page 8 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>
+Deck through the war has given a new outlook on
+life.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;She was a tramp with a cargo of American
+mules for the Serbs, sir,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;and she was
+submarined two or three miles off shore. The
+mouldie cracked her up amidships, but her back
+didn&rsquo;t break till she grounded on that sand spit
+there. At first her stern sank till her poop was
+awash at high tide&mdash;there&rsquo;s only a few feet rise
+and fall here, as you probably know, sir&mdash;but when
+the bodies of the mules that had been drowned
+&rsquo;tween decks began to swell they blocked up all
+the holes and finally generated so much gas that
+the increased buoyancy lifted the keel of the stern
+half clear of the bottom and left it free to move
+with the seas. I have heard they intend to blow
+out her bottom and sink her proper for fear that
+end of her might float off in a storm and turn
+derelict.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>That story was, as I learned later, substantially
+true, but it had just enough of the fantastic in it to
+tempt the twinkling eyed &ldquo;Number Two&rdquo; to a bit
+of embroidery on his own account. He was the one
+with the muscular forearms and the slight limp.
+The suggestion of &ldquo;New World&rdquo; accent in his
+speech was traceable, he subsequently told me, to
+the many years he had spent on the Esquimault
+station in British Columbia.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;They do say, sir,&rdquo; he said solemnly, rubbing
+hard at an imaginary patch of inferior refulgency<!-- Page 9 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>
+on the shining breech of his gun, &ldquo;that she&rsquo;s that
+light and jumpy with mule-gas, after the sun&rsquo;s been
+beating on her poop all day, that she lifts right up
+in the air and tugs at her moorings like a kite
+balloon. And there&rsquo;s one buzz winging round that
+they&rsquo;re going to run a pipe-line to her end and use
+the gas for inflating&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Gains, evidently feeling that there were limits to
+which the credulity of a landsman should be imposed
+upon, cut in coldly and crushingly with:
+&ldquo;She&rsquo;s not the only old wreck &rsquo;round here that they
+could draw on for &lsquo;mule-gas&rsquo; if there&rsquo;s ever need
+of it, my boy; and as for her rising under her own
+power&mdash;well, if she ever goes as far as you did
+under yours the night you jumped from the <i>Seagull</i>
+to the <i>Bow</i> I&rsquo;ll&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The gusty guffaw that drowned the rest of Gains&rsquo;
+broadside left us all on good terms, and, by a
+happy chance, with the &ldquo;Jutland ice&rdquo; already
+broken. Number Two, joining heartily in the
+laugh, said that, &ldquo;nifty&rdquo; as was his jump from
+the <i>Seagull</i> to the <i>Bow</i>, it wasn&rsquo;t a &ldquo;starter&rdquo; to
+the &ldquo;double back-action-summerset&rdquo; with which
+Jock Campbell was chucked from the <i>Bow</i> to the
+<i>Seagull</i>. &ldquo;We played a sort of &lsquo;Pussy-Wants-a-Corner&rsquo;
+exchange, Jock and me,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;for
+Jock was Number Four or &lsquo;Trainer&rsquo; of the crew of
+one of the fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sle guns of the <i>Bow</i>, and I was the
+same in the <i>Seagull</i>. We didn&rsquo;t quite land in each
+other&rsquo;s place when the wallop came, but it wasn&rsquo;t<!-- Page 10 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span>
+far from it; and we each finished the scrap in the
+other guy&rsquo;s ship. You might pike aft and try to
+get a yarn out of Jock when &lsquo;Pack up!&rsquo; sounds.
+He&rsquo;s a close-mouthed tyke, though, and if you can
+get him to tell how he played the human proj, you&rsquo;ll
+be doing more&rsquo;n anyone else has been able to pull
+off down to now. He&rsquo;s half clam and half sphinx,
+I think Jock is, and that makes a &lsquo;dour lad&rsquo; when
+crossed with a &lsquo;Glasgie&rsquo; strain. Which makes it
+all the sadder to have him qualify for membership
+in the &lsquo;Black Marias,&rsquo; and me, because I finished
+in the <i>Bow</i>, froze out.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I told him that I would gladly have a try at
+Jock later, provided only that he would first tell me
+what happened in his own case, adding that it
+wasn&rsquo;t every British sailor who could claim the distinction
+of fighting the Hun from two different
+ships within the hour.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It would have been a darned sight better for me
+if I&rsquo;d confined my fighting to <i>one</i> ship,&rdquo; he replied
+with a wry smile, &ldquo;and it was mighty little fighting
+I got out of it anyhow. But sure, I&rsquo;ll tell you what
+I saw of the fracas, and then you can take a chance
+at Jock. It was along toward midnight, and the
+<i>Seagull</i> was steaming in &lsquo;line ahead&rsquo; with her half
+of the flotilla. The <i>Killarney</i> and <i>Firebrand</i> was
+leading us, with the <i>Wreath</i> and one or two others
+astern. I was at &lsquo;action station&rsquo; with the crew of
+the foremost gun, and keeping my eye peeled all
+round, for some of the ships astern had just been<!-- Page 11 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>
+popping away at some Hun destroyers they had
+reported. All of a sudden I saw the officers on the
+bridge peering out to starboard, and there, coming
+up astern of us and steering a converging course, I
+saw the first, and right after, the second and third,
+of a line of some big lumping ships&mdash;some kind of
+cruisers. All of the flotilla must have thought they
+was our own ships, for no one challenged or fired
+all the time they came drawing up past us, making
+four or five knots more than the seventeen we were
+doing.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="GERMANSHELLS" id="GERMANSHELLS"><img src="images/illo01.jpg"
+ alt="GERMAN SHELLS STRIKING THE WATER AT THE BATTLE OF JUTLAND"
+ style="border:0" title="GERMAN SHELLS STRIKING THE WATER AT THE BATTLE OF JUTLAND"
+ height="364" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+
+<h4>GERMAN SHELLS STRIKING THE WATER AT THE BATTLE OF JUTLAND</h4>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="BROADSIDE" id="BROADSIDE"><img src="images/illo02.jpg"
+ alt="A BROADSIDE AT NIGHT AT THE BATTLE OF JUTLAND"
+ style="border:0" title="A BROADSIDE AT NIGHT AT THE BATTLE OF JUTLAND"
+ height="442" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+
+<h4>A BROADSIDE AT NIGHT AT THE BATTLE OF JUTLAND</h4>
+
+<p>&ldquo;When the leader was about abreast the <i>Killarney</i>
+and inside of half a mile range, she flashed
+on some red and green lights, switched on her
+searchlights and opened fire. Ship for ship, the
+Huns were just about even with our line now, and
+the <i>Firebrand</i> and <i>Seagull</i> must have launched
+mouldies at the second and third cruisers at near
+the same moment. Hitting at that range ships
+running on parallel courses was a cinch, and both
+slugs slipped home. It was some sight, those two
+spouts of fire and smoke shooting up together, and
+by the light of &rsquo;em I could see that the <i>Firebrand&rsquo;s</i>
+bag was a four-funneller, and ours a three. The
+first one keeled right over and began to sink at
+once, but the one our mouldie hit went staggering
+on, though down by the stern and with a heavy
+list to port.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We would sure have put the kibosh on this one
+with the next torpedo if we hadn&rsquo;t had to turn<!-- Page 12 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
+sharp to port to avoid the <i>Killarney</i> just then, and
+so missed our last chance to do something in &lsquo;the
+Great War.&rsquo; I lost sight of the <i>Firebrand</i> and took
+it for granted she had been blown up. It was not
+till a week afterwards that we learned she had
+turned the other way, engaged one Hun cruiser
+with gunfire, rammed another, just missed being
+rammed by a third, and finally crawled into port
+under her own steam.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The <i>Seagull</i> came under the searchlights of the
+leading Hun cruiser for a few seconds as she came
+up abreast of the burning <i>Killarney</i>, and then the
+smoke and steam cut off the beam and I was blind
+as a bat for a minute. The <i>Killarney</i> had been left
+astern when I looked for her again, and seemed all
+in, with fires all over her and only one gun yapping
+away on her quarter-deck. I didn&rsquo;t know it at the
+time, but it was my old college friend, Gains, here,
+who was passing the projes, for that pert little
+piece. You&rsquo;d never think it to look at him, would
+you?&rdquo; Gains, feigning to discover something
+which needed adjustment in the training mechanism,
+ducked his head behind the breech of his gun
+at this juncture, and did not bob up again until a
+resumption of the yarn deflected the centre of
+interest back to Number Two.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Turning to port took us over into the line of the
+other Division, and the first thing I knew the <i>Seagull</i>
+had poked in and taken station astern of the
+<i>Bow</i>, which was leading it. Just then some Hun
+ship, I think it was the same one that strafed the<!-- Page 13 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
+<i>Killarney</i>, opened on the <i>Bow</i> from starboard, the
+bursting shell splashing all over her from the funnels
+right for&rsquo;ard. <i>Bow</i> turned sharp to port to
+try to shake off the searchlights, and <i>Seagull</i>
+altered at same time to keep from turning in her
+wake and running into the shells she was side-stepping.
+All of a sudden I saw another destroyer
+steering right across our bows, and to keep from
+ramming her the captain altered back to starboard.
+That cleared her stern by an eyelash, but
+the next second I saw that it was now only a question
+of whether <i>Seagull</i> would ram <i>Bow</i>, or <i>Bow</i>
+would ram <i>Seagull</i>. How a dished and done-for
+quartermaster, falling across his wheel as he died,
+decided it in favour of <i>Bow</i> I did not learn till later.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The Hun shells were tearing up the water
+astern of the <i>Bow</i> for half a minute as she began to
+close us; then they stopped, and the smash came
+at the end of five or ten seconds of dead quiet. It
+was pitchy dark, with the flicker of fires on the
+deck of the <i>Bow</i> making trembly red splotches in
+the smoke and steam. A sight I saw by the light
+of one of those fires just before the wallop is my
+main memory of all the hell I saw in the next
+quarter hour. It has lasted just as if it was burned
+into my brain with a hot iron, and it figures in one
+way or other in every nightmare I&rsquo;ve had since.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The humorous twinkle in the corner of the man&rsquo;s
+eye, which had persisted during all of his recital up<!-- Page 14 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>
+to this point, suddenly died out, and he was staring
+into nothingness straight ahead of him, where the
+picture his memory conjured up seemed to hang in
+projection.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was just before we struck,&rdquo; he went on,
+speaking slowly, and in an awed voice strangely in
+contrast to the rather bantering tone he had
+affected before; &ldquo;and the bows of the <i>Bow</i> were
+only ten or fifteen yards off, driving down on us in
+the middle of the double wave of greeny-grey foam
+they were throwing on both sides. By the light of
+a fire burning in the wreck of her bridge I saw a lot
+of bodies lying round on her fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo;, and right then
+one of them picked itself up and stood on its feet.
+It was a whole man from the chest up, and from a
+bit below the waist down, but&mdash;for all that I could
+see&mdash;nothing between. Of course, there must have
+been an unbroken backbone to make a frame that
+would stand up at all, but all the shot-away part
+was in shadow, so I saw nothing from the chest to
+the hips. It was just as if the head and shoulders
+were floating in the air. I remember &rsquo;specially
+that it held its cap crushed tight in one of its hands.
+The face had a kind of a calm look on it at first.
+Then it turned down and seemed to look at what
+was gone, and I could see the mouth open as if to
+holler. Then the crash came, and I didn&rsquo;t see it
+again till they were stitching it up in canvas with
+a fire-bar before dropping it overside the next day.
+I learned then that an 8-inch shell had done the<!-- Page 15 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span>
+trick&mdash;rather a big order for one man to try to
+stop.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He took a deep breath, blinked once or twice as
+though to shut out the gruesome vision, and when
+he resumed the corners of a sheepish grin were
+cutting into and erasing the lines of horror that
+had come to his face in describing it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s no use of my claiming that I was
+thrown over to the <i>Bow</i> by the shock,&rdquo; he continued,
+the twinkle flickering up in his eye again,
+&ldquo;like Jock was pitched over to the <i>Seagull</i>. That
+<i>did</i> happen to three or four ratings from the <i>Seagull</i>,
+though, one signalman and a chap standing
+look-out being chucked all the way from the fore
+bridge. But in the case of most of the twenty-three
+of us who found ourselves adorning the <i>Bow&rsquo;s</i>
+fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; when the ships broke away, it was the result
+of a &lsquo;flap&rsquo; started by some ijits yelling that we
+were cut in two and going down. What was more
+natural, then, with the <i>Bow</i> looming up there big
+and solid&mdash;she was a good sight larger than the
+<i>Gull</i>&mdash;that the &lsquo;rats&rsquo; should leave the sinking ship
+for one that looked like she might go on floating for
+a while. I&rsquo;m not trying to make an excuse for what
+happened, but only explaining it. The Lord knows
+we paid a big enough price for it, anyhow.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The <i>Bow</i> hit us like a thousand o&rsquo; bricks just
+before the bridge, and cut more than half-way
+through to the port side. The shock seemed to
+knock the deck right out from under my feet, and I<!-- Page 16 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>
+was slammed hard against the starboard wire rail,
+which must have kept me from being ditched then
+and there. A lot of the wreckage from the <i>Bow&rsquo;s</i>
+shot-up bridge showered down on the <i>Seagull&rsquo;s</i>
+fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo;, but my friend, Jock Campbell, floated down
+on the side toward the bridge, so I had no chance
+to welcome him. From where I was when I pulled
+up to my feet, it looked as if the <i>Bow</i> only lacked
+a few feet from cutting all the way through us, and
+as soon as I saw her screws beating up the sea as
+she tried to go astern, I had the feeling that the
+whole fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; of the <i>Gull</i> must break off and sink
+as soon as the &lsquo;plug&rsquo; was pulled out. I was still
+sitting tight, though, when that howl started that
+we were already breaking off and going down, and&mdash;well,
+I joined the rush, and it was just as easy
+as stepping from a launch to the side of a quay.
+I&rsquo;m not trying to make out a case for anybody, but
+the little bunch of us who climbed to the <i>Bow</i> from
+that half-cut-off fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; sure had more excuse than
+them that swarmed over from aft and leaving the
+main solid lump of the ship. But we none of us
+had no business clambering off till we were
+ordered. In doing that we were only asking for
+trouble, and we sure got it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; of the <i>Bow</i> was all buckled up in
+waves from the collision, and there was a slipperiness
+underfoot that I twigged didn&rsquo;t come from sea
+water just as soon as I stumbled over the bodies
+lying round the wreck of the port foremost gun<!-- Page 17 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span>
+where I climbed over. We couldn&rsquo;t get aft very
+well on account of the smashed bridge, and so the
+bunch of us just huddled up there like a lot of
+sheep, waiting for some one to tell us what to do.
+The captain had already left the bridge and was
+conning her from aft&mdash;or possibly the engine-room&mdash;at
+this time. From the way she was shaking and
+swinging, I knew they were trying to worry her
+nose out, putting the engines astern, now one and
+now the other. The clanking and the grinding was
+something fierce, but pretty soon she began to
+back clear.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was just a minute or two before the <i>Bow</i> tore
+free from her that the poor old <i>Gull</i> got the wallop
+that was finally responsible for doing her in. This
+was from a destroyer that came charging up out of
+the night and wasn&rsquo;t able to turn in time to clear
+the <i>Gull&rsquo;s</i> stern, with the result that she went
+right through it. Her sharp stem slashed through
+the quarterdeck like it was cutting bully beef, slicing
+five or ten feet of it clean off, so that it fell
+clear and sank. The jar of it ran through the whole
+length of the <i>Seagull</i>, and I felt the quick kick of it
+even in the <i>Bow</i>. In fact, I think the shock of this
+second collision was the thing that finally broke
+them clear of the first, for it was just after that I
+saw the wreck of the <i>Seagull&rsquo;s</i> bridge begin to slide
+away along the <i>Bow&rsquo;s</i> starboard bow, as what was
+left of it wriggled clear.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It wasn&rsquo;t much of a look I had at this last<!-- Page 18 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span>
+destroyer, but I had a hunch even then that she was
+the <i>Wreath</i>, who had been our next astern. It
+wasn&rsquo;t till a long time afterward that I learned for
+certain that this was a fact. The <i>Wreath</i> had followed
+us out of line when we turned to clear the
+stopped and burning <i>Killarney</i>, and then, when we
+messed up with the <i>Bow</i>, not having time to go
+round, she had to take a short cut through the tail
+feathers of the poor old <i>Seagull</i>. Then she tore
+right on hell-for-leather hunting for Huns, for it&rsquo;s
+each ship for herself and the devil take the hind-most
+in the destroyer game more than in any
+other.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I saw the water boiling into the hole in the side
+of the <i>Seagull</i> as the <i>Bow</i> backed away, and expected
+every minute to see the for&rsquo;rard end of her
+break off and sink. But beyond settling down a lot
+by the head, she still held together and still
+floated. Bulkheads fore and aft were holding, it
+looked like, and there was still enough &lsquo;ship&rsquo; left
+to carry on with. I could hardly believe my eyes
+when I saw the blurred wreck of her begin to gather
+stern way. But it was a fact. Though her rudder,
+of course, was smashed or carried away, and though
+she couldn&rsquo;t go ahead without breaking in two, she
+was still able to move through the water, and perhaps
+even to steer a rough sort of course with her
+screws. As it turned out, it wouldn&rsquo;t have made
+no difference whether we was in her or no; but
+just the same it was blooming awful, standing<!-- Page 19 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
+there and knowing that you&rsquo;d left her while she
+still had a kick in her. The ragged line where some
+of the wrecked stern of her showed against the
+phosphorescent glow of the churn of her screws&mdash;that
+was my good-bye peep at all that was left of
+the good old <i>Seagull</i>. Gains here, or Jock Campbell,
+can tell you what her finish was. I don&rsquo;t like
+to talk about it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Some of us tried to get aft as soon as we were
+clear of the <i>Seagull</i>, but couldn&rsquo;t make the grade
+over the wreck of the bridge. As all the officers
+and men who had been there had either been killed
+or wounded, or had gone to the after steering position
+they were now conning her from, we were as
+much cut off from them as though we were on
+another craft altogether. All the crews of her
+fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; guns&mdash;or such of them as were still alive&mdash;were
+in the same fix. So we just bunched up there
+in the dark and waited. Some of the wounded were
+in beastly shape, but there wasn&rsquo;t much to be done
+for them, even in the way of first aid. Some shipmates
+of other times drifted together in the darkness,
+and I remember &rsquo;specially&mdash;it was while I
+was trying to tie up some guy&rsquo;s scalp with the
+sleeve of my shirt&mdash;hearing one of them telling
+another of a wool mat he had just made, all with
+ravellings from &lsquo;Harry Freeman.&rsquo;<span class="fnanchor"> <a name="footnoteb" id="footnoteb"></a><a href="#footb">[B]</a></span> Funny how
+it&rsquo;s the little things like that a man remembers.
+<!-- Page 20 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>The gunner whose head I bound up was telling me
+just how the <i>Bow</i> happened to be strafed, but it
+went in one ear and out of the other.</p>
+<div class="footnote"><a name="footb" id="footb"></a>
+<a href="#footnoteb">[B]</a> The bluejackets&rsquo; name for knitted woollen gifts from friends on the
+beach.
+</div>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But the queerest thing was me hearing some
+guy lying all messed up on the deck muttering
+something about <i>skookum kluches</i>, and some more
+Chinook <i>wa-wa</i> that I knew he couldn&rsquo;t have picked
+up anywhere else but from serving in a &lsquo;T.B.D.&rsquo;
+working up and down the old Inland Passage from
+Vancouver Island. I felt my way to where he was
+huddled up in the wreck of a smashed gun, told him
+that I was another <i>tilicum</i> from the &rsquo;Squimalt
+Base, and asked him what ship he had been there
+in. I knew there was a good chance that we&rsquo;d been
+mates in the old <i>Virago</i>, and there even seemed a
+familiar sound to his voice. But I wasn&rsquo;t fated
+ever to find out. He just kept on muttering, slipping
+up on some words as if something was wrong
+with his mouth, and I didn&rsquo;t dare light a match, of
+course. When I tried to ease him up a bit by lifting
+so he&rsquo;d lie straight&mdash;well, all of him didn&rsquo;t
+seem to come along when I started dragging by his
+shoulders. I never did find what was wrong
+with him, for right then new troubles of my own
+set in.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I was still down on my knees trying to locate
+what was missing with this poor guy, when&mdash;out of
+the corner of my eye, for it was near behind me&mdash;I
+spotted the flash of a ship challenging. <i>Bow</i> challenged
+back&mdash;from somewhere aft&mdash;and then what<!-- Page 21 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span>
+I piped at once for a Hun destroyer switched on
+searchlights and opened fire. She was about two
+cables off on our port quarter, heading right for us
+and blazing away with one or two guns, probably
+all that would bear on that course. A second destroyer,
+right astern her, didn&rsquo;t seem to be firing. I
+heard the bang and saw the flash of two or three
+shells bursting somewhere amidships, and then the
+<i>Bow&rsquo;s</i> port after gun began to reply. The crews
+of all the others were knocked out, and so were
+the searchlights.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Between the twenty-three from the <i>Seagull</i> and
+what were left of the <i>Bow&rsquo;s</i> fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; guns&rsquo; crews,
+there must have been thirty-five to forty men
+bunched together there for&rsquo;rard of the wreck of the
+bridge. When the firing started, the whole kaboodle
+of us did what you&rsquo;re always under orders to
+do when you have nothing to stand up for&mdash;laid
+down. Or, rather, we just tumbled into a heap like
+a pile of dead rabbits.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I went sprawling over the poor devil I was trying
+to help, and there were two or three on top of
+me. Into that squirming hump of human flesh one
+of the Hun&rsquo;s projes landed kerplump. It didn&rsquo;t
+hit me at all, that one, but I can feel yet the kind
+of heave the whole bunch gave as it ploughed
+through. Then it was like warm water was being
+thrown on the pile in buckets, but it wasn&rsquo;t till I
+had scrambled out and found it sticky that I
+twigged it was blood.<!-- Page 22 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Bad as it was, it might have been a lot worse.
+There hadn&rsquo;t been enough resistance to explode the
+proj, and so it killed only four or five and wounded,
+maybe, twice that, where it would have scoured
+every man jack of us into the sea and Kingdom
+Come if it had gone off. The next one found something
+in the wreck of the bridge hard enough to
+crack it off though, and it was a ragged scrap of
+its casing that drove in to the point of my hip and
+put a kink in my rolling gait that I&rsquo;ve never quite
+shaken out yet. It wasn&rsquo;t much of a hurt to what
+it gave some, though, &rsquo;specially a lad that caught
+the main kick of it and got ditched to starboard,
+some of him going under the wire rail, and some
+over.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The Huns couldn&rsquo;t have known how down and
+out the <i>Bow</i> really was, for there was nothing in
+the world but that one port gun to prevent their
+closing and polishing her off. The chances are they
+recognised her class, knew she was more than a
+match for the pair of them if she was right, and
+were glad to get off with no more&rsquo;n an exchange of
+shots in passing. That was the end of the fighting
+for the <i>Bow</i>, and about time, too. Her bows were
+stove in, all the fore part of her was full of water,
+her bridge was smashed and useless, her W.T. and
+searchlights were finished, all but one gun was out
+of action, and&mdash;when they came to count noses
+next day&mdash;forty-two of her crew were dead. Far
+from looking for more trouble, it was now only a<!-- Page 23 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span>
+question of making harbour, and even that&mdash;as it
+turned out&mdash;was touch-and-go for two days.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was about one in the morning when that
+brush with the destroyers came off, and after that
+there was nothing to do but hang on till daylight
+and they could clear a way to reach us from abaft
+the wreckage of the bridge. It was pretty awful,
+ticking off the minutes there in the darkness. A
+good many of the worst knocked about were talking
+a bit wild, but I never heard the guy with the
+Chinook <i>wa-wa</i> again. He must have died and been
+pitched over while I was being bandaged up. I <i>did</i>
+hear the &lsquo;wool-mat-maker&rsquo; yapping again, though,
+saying how &lsquo;target cloth&rsquo; was better to work on
+than canvas, and describing how to pull the stuff
+through in a loose loop, and then cut them so that
+they bunched up in &lsquo;soft, puffy balls.&rsquo; Seems like
+I was cussing him when I dropped off to sleep.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I must have bled a good deal, for I slept like a
+log for four or five hours, and woke up only when
+some one turned me over and began to finger my
+hip. It was broad daylight, but hazy, and the sun
+just showing through. Some of the wounded had
+already been carried aft, and they were mostly dead
+ones that were lying around. These were being
+sewed up in canvas to get ready to bury. I
+thought there was something familiar in the face
+of one guy I saw them laying out and sort of collecting
+together, but it wasn&rsquo;t till later that it
+suddenly came to me that he was the one I had seen<!-- Page 24 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>
+by firelight when he stood up and looked at himself
+where he&rsquo;d been shot in two.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The two guys who bundled me up in a &lsquo;Neil
+Robertson&rsquo; stretcher and packed me aft, picking
+their way over and through the wreckage, were
+both all bound up with rags, and so was about
+every one else I saw. They took me below into the
+wardroom, and then, because that was full up, on
+to some officer&rsquo;s cabin, where they found a place
+for me on the deck. After a while, a little dark guy&mdash;he
+was also a good deal bandaged, and so
+splashed with blood that I didn&rsquo;t notice at the
+time he was a sick bay steward&mdash;came in, washed
+my wound out with some dope that smarted like
+the devil, and tied it up. He worked like a streak
+of greased lightning, and then went on to some one
+else. That chap was Pridmore, and, let me tell you,
+he was the real &lsquo;top-liner&rsquo; of all the heroes of the
+<i>Bow</i>. The surgeon had been killed at the first
+salvo the night before, leaving no one but him to
+carry on through all the hell that followed. And
+some way&mdash;God knows how&mdash;he did it; yes, even
+though he was wounded three or four times himself,
+and though he had to go without sleep for
+more&rsquo;n two days to find time to dress and tend the
+thirty or forty crocks he had on his hands. He was
+sure the star turn, that Pridmore, and I was glad
+to read the other day that they had given him the
+D.S.M. Not that he&rsquo;d have all he deserved if they
+hung medals all over him; but&mdash;well, a guy likes<!-- Page 25 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span>
+to have something to show that what he&rsquo;s done
+hasn&rsquo;t been lost in the shuffle entirely.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I made an entry of &ldquo;Pridmore, sick bay steward,
+<i>Bow</i>,&rdquo; in my notebook for future reference, and as
+I was returning it to my pocket a sudden list to
+starboard, accompanied by a throbbing grind of
+the helm, heralded a sharp alteration of course.
+Round she went through ten or twelve points,
+finally to steady and stand away on a course that
+seemed to lead toward the dip in the skyline between
+the jagged range of mountains back of
+Monastir and the point where a lowering bank of
+cirro-cumuli hid the ancient abode of the gods on
+the snow-capped summit of Olympus. On Number
+Two assuring me that his yarn was spun, that there
+was nothing more to it save an attempt he had
+made, in spite of his wound, to get into a fight
+that started when some of the wounded were hissed
+by a gang of dockyard &ldquo;mateys&rdquo;&mdash;I clambered
+back to the bridge to learn the significance of the
+new move. I still wanted to hear Gains&rsquo; story of
+the <i>Killarney</i>, but I had already sized him up
+sufficiently to know that he was not the type of man
+who would unbosom himself before his mates.
+With him, I knew, I should have to watch my
+chances, and endeavour to have a yarn alone.
+Number Two&rsquo;s parting injunction was to &ldquo;try and
+have a go at Jock Campbell, &lsquo;the human proj.&rsquo;
+Jock&rsquo;s the guy at the after gun that looks like he
+was rigged out for deep-sea diving,&rdquo; he said.<!-- Page 26 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>
+&ldquo;Most likely he&rsquo;ll only growl at you at first, but if
+he won&rsquo;t warm up any other way, try him with a
+yarn about a skirt. He&rsquo;s &lsquo;verra fond o&rsquo; a braw
+lass,&rsquo; is Jock Campbell.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Our alteration of course, the captain told me,
+was the consequence of an order received by wireless
+directing him to cross over and hunt down a
+strip along the western shore of the gulf which was
+not being covered by the present formation of the
+division. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve had a signal stating that they&rsquo;re
+on the track of one U-boat, and there may be something
+to make them think another has slipped
+further along and is lying in ambush for the convoy
+about off Volo. They&rsquo;re evidently keeping the
+rest of the division heading in to meet the convoy
+itself.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>The <i>Spark</i> stood on to the north-west until the
+Vardar marshes showed as an olive-green rim
+around the bend of the gulf, before turning southward
+again to skirt the steep shingle-strewn beach
+along the alluvial &ldquo;fans&rdquo; spreading down to the
+sea from the base of Olympus. The wild-looking
+Thessalian shepherds were just driving their motley
+flocks down to the open foreshore to freshen up
+in the rising midday sea breeze, and it was when I
+assured Jock Campbell (where I found him leaning
+on the breech of the after gun and staring landwards
+with his bushy brows puckered in the incredulous
+scowl of a man who can&rsquo;t credit the evidence<!-- Page 27 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span>
+of his own eyes) that it was an actual fact that the
+fuzzy black sheep were wading in and drinking&mdash;if
+sparingly&mdash;of the salt water, that a basis of conversation
+was finally established. Up to that
+moment he had given no sign that any of my carelessly
+thrown out tentatives had penetrated to his
+ears through the &ldquo;telepad&rdquo; rig-out which established
+his connection with the gunnery control.
+But when, bringing my lips close to his nearest
+&ldquo;ear-muff,&rdquo; I shouted that I had come up along
+that coast from Lharissa but a few weeks previously
+by motor and pack-train, and that, in lieu
+of any fresh water for many miles in either direction,
+I had actually seen the sheep and goats
+drinking in flocks from the sea, the look of hostile
+suspicion in his eyes was replaced by one of friendly
+interest.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Weel, weel, y&rsquo;u dinna say so?&rdquo; he ejaculated,
+easing away the edge of the helmet over one ear;
+&ldquo;the puir wee beasties!&rdquo; Then he volunteered
+that he had once kept from freezing to death in a
+snowstorm on Ben Nevis by curling up among his
+sheep, and I told how I had once sheared sheep
+(not mentioning it was for only half a day, and
+that my &ldquo;clip&rdquo; was composed of about equal parts
+mutton and wool) on a back blocks station in
+Queensland. Then he described how he had seen a
+big merino ram butt a Ford car off the road up
+Thurso way, and I&mdash;with more finesse than
+veracity&mdash;capped that with a yarn of how I had<!-- Page 28 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>
+seen a flock of Macedonian sheep blown up by a
+Bulgarian air-bomb, and how one of them had
+landed unhurt upon a passing motor lorry load of
+forage&mdash;and gone right on grazing! I reckoned
+that might be calculated to remind Jock of something
+of the same character which had befallen him
+on a certain memorable occasion, and I was not
+disappointed.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Twas verra like wha&rsquo; cam ma way on the nicht
+the <i>Bow</i> rammed the <i>Seagull</i> at the fecht aff Jutland,&rdquo;
+he commented instantly, with no trace of
+suspicion in his voice. &ldquo;Wad ye care to hear
+aboot it? Ye wud? Weel, then&mdash;&mdash;.&rdquo; As brief,
+as direct and to the point was the plain unvarnished
+tale Jock Campbell told me the while a
+noon-day storm awoke reverberant echoes of the
+Jovian thunders in the snow-caverns of Olympus
+and the <i>Spark</i> hunted down through the jade green
+waters of the Thessalian coast for a U-boat that
+was supposed to be lurking in their lucent depths
+&ldquo;somewhere off Volo.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Ah was at ma action station at the port foremost
+gun,&rdquo; he began, wiping his perspiring brow
+with a wad of greasy waste, which left an undulant
+trail of oil from the recoil cylinder in its wake,
+&ldquo;when we gaed bang into a line o&rsquo; big Hun
+cru&rsquo;sers, and we lat blaze at them and them at us.
+The range was short, and wi&rsquo; their serchlichts
+lichten us up oor position wasna that Ah wad ca&rsquo;
+verra pleasant. Up gaed a Hun cru&rsquo;ser in a spoort<!-- Page 29 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span>
+o&rsquo; flame and reek, hit, Ah thocht, by a mouldie
+launched by oor next astern. Ah was fair jumpin&rsquo;
+wi&rsquo; joy at the sicht, when a hale salvo o&rsquo; screechin&rsquo;
+projes cam bang inta the fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl. Ah minded the
+licht o&rsquo; them mair than the soun&rsquo;, which was na
+great.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The Huns had switched aff their serchlichts
+when they opened fire, so that noo the projes was
+bursting in inky mirk. I doubtna oor midships and
+after guns was firing, but na the foremost, for Ah
+dinna mind being blinded by their licht afore the
+Hun projes gan bursting. My ain gun wudna bear
+on the Huns, so Ah was just standing by for the
+time, ready to train if we turned.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Twa salvos cam&mdash;maybe frae twa different
+cru&rsquo;sers&mdash;ane after the ither, wi&rsquo; aboot half a
+meenit atween. Ye ken that the licht o&rsquo; a shell-burst
+is ower afore ye can even think, and a&rsquo; the
+furst ane showed me was just the gun crews,
+standin&rsquo;, and bracin&rsquo; themsel&rsquo;s like when a big sea
+braks inboard. It was ower like a flash o&rsquo; lichtnin,
+and the licht had gone oot afore Ah saw anybody
+blown up or knocked oot. But Ah felt a michty
+blast o&rsquo; air and an awfu&rsquo; shaikin o&rsquo; the deck, and
+then the bang o&rsquo; lumps o&rsquo; projes dingin&rsquo; &rsquo;gainst the
+bridge and smackin&rsquo; through bodies.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The flash o&rsquo; the burst o&rsquo; the second salvo tellt
+me what havoc the first had wrocht, but by noo ma
+een was licht-blind and Ah cudna see weel. The
+sta&rsquo;bo&rsquo;d gun was twisht oot o&rsquo; shape, and a&rsquo; the<!-- Page 30 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span>
+crew but ane were strechit on the deck. To a&rsquo;
+appearance that lad had been laid oot wi&rsquo; the ithers,
+but noo he was puin himsel&rsquo; to his feet and crawlin&rsquo;
+up the wreck o&rsquo; the gun when a proj frae the second
+salvo burst richt alow him. By the flash Ah saw
+him flyin&rsquo; inta the air, and&mdash;by the licht o&rsquo; anither
+flash a bittie efter&mdash;then his corp, wi&rsquo; twa or three
+ithers, gang ower the side. A lump o&rsquo; that last
+proj carried awa&rsquo; the Number Wan o&rsquo; ma ain gun,
+and, onlike some o&rsquo; the ithers, not a bit o&rsquo; him was
+left ahint. Ah mesel&rsquo; was knockit flat, but wasna
+much the worse for a&rsquo; that.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That was the hinmost Ah saw o&rsquo; the Huns for
+that nicht, and the last I mind o&rsquo; the <i>Bow</i> was the
+dead and deein&rsquo; wha covert the fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo;, wi&rsquo; the licht
+o&rsquo; the fires burnin&rsquo; aft flickerin&rsquo; ower them. Then
+cam&rsquo; a cry frae the bridge that a &rsquo;stroyer was closin&rsquo;
+us to port, and then Ah mind hearin&rsquo; the captain
+shoutin&rsquo; an order ower and ower, like he wasna
+bein&rsquo; answered frae the ither end o&rsquo; the voice-pipe.
+&lsquo;Hard-a-port!&rsquo; he roared, but weel micht he shout
+for ay, for the qua&rsquo;termaster, wi&rsquo; a&rsquo; on the signal
+bridge, was dead by noo, and the helm was left
+jammed hard-a-sta&rsquo;bo&rsquo;d.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Then Ah felt her shudder as the engines went
+full speed astern, and Ah got to ma feet in time to
+see she was headin&rsquo; straicht for the fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; o&rsquo; a
+T.B.D. that was steerin&rsquo; cross her bows. And
+richt after that she must ha&rsquo; struck wi&rsquo; a michty
+crash. The next thing Ah mindit&mdash;weel, Ah didna<!-- Page 31 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>
+mind much save that I was lyin&rsquo; on ma back in a
+sort o&rsquo; narrow way atween twa high wa&rsquo;s, wi&rsquo; a
+turrible pain in ma back and mony sea-boots
+trampin&rsquo; ower ma face. The bashin&rsquo; o&rsquo; the boots
+didna hurt me, for Ah was kind o&rsquo; dazed; but Ah
+seem to mind turnin&rsquo; ma face to the wa&rsquo;, just like
+ye do whan the flees are botherin&rsquo; ye in the
+mornin&rsquo;.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What brocht me roun&rsquo;, I&rsquo;m thinkin&rsquo;, was the
+shock that Ah got whan that wa&rsquo; &rsquo;gan to shak&rsquo; up
+and doon, and then slid richt awa&rsquo;, leavin&rsquo; me
+hingin&rsquo; ower the brink o&rsquo; a black hole, wi&rsquo; water
+souchin&rsquo; aboot the bottom o&rsquo;t. &rsquo;Twas like wakin&rsquo;
+oot o&rsquo; a bad dream and findin&rsquo; that the warst o&rsquo; it
+was true.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Ah was too groggy to ken richt awa&rsquo; that the
+<i>Bow</i> had rammed anither ship and that Ah had
+been pitched oot o&rsquo; her into the wan she&rsquo;d hit.
+Quite natteral, Ah thocht masel&rsquo; still in the <i>Bow</i>,
+seem&rsquo; that Ah cud be nae mair use on the fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo;,
+which was a&rsquo; smashed and rippit up and drappin&rsquo;
+to bits, Ah thocht that Ah ought to run aft to see
+if Ah could gie a haun.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But when Ah tried to get up, Ah fund the bane
+o&rsquo; ma spine was so sair that Ah cudna stand
+straicht, and a&rsquo; Ah cud do was to craw&rsquo; and stagger
+alang. Every mon Ah knockit agin, and every bit
+of wreck Ah felt ower, sent me sprawlin&rsquo;. Whan I
+fund that there was no so mony funnels as Ah
+minded afore, and whan Ah cudna find the W.T.<!-- Page 32 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span>
+hoose, Ah thocht that they had been shot awa&rsquo;.
+Findin&rsquo; a crew at stations by a midships gun, Ah
+speired if they was short o&rsquo; hauns. They said they
+werna, so Ah gaed alang aft, lookin&rsquo; for a chance
+to be useful.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Ah was thinkin&rsquo; to masel&rsquo;, &lsquo;she&rsquo;s awfu&rsquo; little
+shot up&rsquo; (for ye ken Ah had expectit her to be a&rsquo; to
+bits frae the way Ah&rsquo;d heard the projes burstin&rsquo;
+ahint the bridge), whan a syren gae a michty
+shriek a&rsquo; most at ma lug, and Ah turned to see
+anither T.B.D., spootin&rsquo; fire frae her funnels and
+throwin&rsquo; a double bow wave higher&rsquo;n her fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo;,
+headin&rsquo; richt inta us. Ah cud see that her helm
+was hard-a-port by the way her wake was boilin&rsquo;,
+but it was nae guid. She turned enough to keep
+frae rammin&rsquo; us midships, but she cudna miss oor
+stern.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Ah had just been tellt by ane o&rsquo; the after gun&rsquo;s
+crew to get oot o&rsquo; the wa&rsquo; (they not bein&rsquo; short o&rsquo;
+hauns), whan this new craft hove inta sicht. At
+first it lookit like she wad cut thro&rsquo; for&rsquo;ard o&rsquo; me,
+leavin&rsquo; me ahint to drown in the wreck o&rsquo; the
+stern. Then Ah thocht she was comin&rsquo; richt at me,
+and Ah started crawlin&rsquo; back to whaur Ah had
+come frae. But she keepit turnin&rsquo; and turnin&rsquo;, so
+that she hit at last richt abaft the after gun. Ah
+fell a&rsquo; in a heap at the shock, and, tho&rsquo; Ah was a
+guid ten feet frae whaur her stem cut in, the bulge
+o&rsquo; her crunched into the quarterdeck till she
+passed sae close that suthin&rsquo; stickin&rsquo; oot frae her<!-- Page 33 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span>
+side&mdash;it micht hae been the lip o&rsquo; a mouldie-tube,
+Ah&rsquo;m thinkin&rsquo;&mdash;gae ma puir back a sair dig, and
+there Ah was amang the mess left o&rsquo; the gun and
+its crew. Ah was near to bein&rsquo; dragged owerboard
+after that T.B.D., and when she was gone Ah fund
+masel&rsquo;&mdash;for the second time in ane night&mdash;hangin&rsquo;
+ower the raggit edge o&rsquo; a black hole listenin&rsquo; to the
+swish o&rsquo; ragin&rsquo; waters.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;And then, gin that and ma half-broken back
+werna enough for ony mon, Ah hear some ane
+shoutit that they thocht that last rammin&rsquo; had done
+in the auld <i>Seagull</i>, and that the time wad soon
+come to &rsquo;bandon ship.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;<i>Seagull!</i>&rsquo; says Ah; &lsquo;dinna ye ken this ship is
+the <i>Bow</i>?&rsquo; Ah kind o&rsquo; went groggy after that, and
+Ah have a sort o&rsquo; dim remembrance that some ane
+flashit an &rsquo;lectric torch in ma face and said that Ah
+must have been pitchit ower whan the <i>Bow</i> rammed
+the <i>Seagull</i>, and that Ah prob&rsquo;ly hadna shaken doon
+to ma new surroundin&rsquo;s. Ah tried hard to speir
+what kind o&rsquo; a shakin&rsquo; doon they meant gin this
+hadna been ane. But Ah didna seem to have the
+power to mak&rsquo; ma words come straicht, and they
+said, &lsquo;He&rsquo;s gane a bit off his chuck,&rsquo; and ca&rsquo;d some
+ane to carry me below.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The pains runnin&rsquo; up and doon ma spine when
+Ah was lowered doon the ladder were ower much
+for me, and Ah passed off for a bit. Whan Ah cam
+roun&rsquo; Ah was bein&rsquo; shoved along the ward-room
+table&mdash;whaur Ah had been lyin&rsquo;&mdash;to mak&rsquo; room for<!-- Page 34 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>
+a lad wi&rsquo; bandages roun&rsquo; his head and a&rsquo; drippin&rsquo;
+wi&rsquo; salt water. His ship had gone doon twa hours
+syne, and maist o&rsquo; the time he had been in the
+water or roostin&rsquo; on a Carley Float. That lad&rsquo;s
+name was Gains, noo the gun-layer o&rsquo; the fo&rsquo;most
+gun o&rsquo; the <i>Spark</i>&mdash;him Ah saw ye talkin&rsquo; wi&rsquo; just
+noo. He was strong and cheery himsel&rsquo;, but fower
+o&rsquo; his mates were chilled to the bane, and Ah wacht
+&rsquo;em shiver to death richt afore ma een.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was aboot daylicht when we pickit up a&rsquo;
+that was left o&rsquo; the crew o&rsquo; the <i>Killarney</i>, and aboot
+an hour efter we fell in wi&rsquo; the <i>Sportsman</i>, wha
+passed us a hawser and tried to tow, stern-first,
+what was left o&rsquo; the <i>Seagull</i>. Ah didna see what
+was wrang, but they tellt me that the wreck o&rsquo;
+the stern and the helm bein&rsquo; jammed hard
+a-sta&rsquo;bo&rsquo;d made sae much drag that the cable partit.
+Then there was naithing else to do&mdash;sin&rsquo; the <i>Seagull</i>
+cudna steam&mdash;but to sink her wi&rsquo; gun-fire. The
+captain askit permission for this by W.T., and
+when it came they ditched the books and signals,
+transferred abody to the <i>Sportsman</i>, and then gae
+her a roun&rsquo; or twa at the water-line wi&rsquo; the <i>Sportsman&rsquo;s</i>
+guns. Doon she gaed, and that,&rdquo; he concluded
+with a grin, &ldquo;is the true yarn o&rsquo; the sinkin&rsquo;
+o&rsquo; the <i>Seagull</i>. If only o&rsquo; ma mates try to mak&rsquo; ye
+b&rsquo;lieve that she foundert &rsquo;count o&rsquo; bein&rsquo; hit and
+holed by a &lsquo;human proj&rsquo; kent as Jock Campbell,
+I&rsquo;m hopin&rsquo; ye&rsquo;ll no listen to &rsquo;em.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 35 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II"></a>CHAPTER II</h2>
+
+<h3>&ldquo;FIREBRAND&rdquo;</h3>
+
+<p>It was a little incident which occurred one night
+when the Grand Fleet was returning to Base
+from one of its periodical sweeps through the
+North Sea that set Able-seaman Melton talking
+of the things he had seen and felt and heard the
+time he was standing anti-submarine watch in the
+<i>Firebrand</i>, when her flotilla of destroyers mixed
+itself up with a squadron of German cruisers in the
+course of the &ldquo;dog-fight&rdquo; which concluded the battle
+of Jutland.</p>
+
+<p>I had found him, muffled to the eyes and dancing
+a jangling jig on a sleet-slippery steel plate to keep
+warm, when I picked my precarious way along the
+coco-matted deck and climbed up to the after
+searchlight platform of the Flotilla Leader I
+chanced to be in at the time. A fairly decent day
+was turning into a dirty night, and the steadily
+thickening mistiness which accompanied a sodden
+rain in process of transformation into soft snow
+had reduced the visibility to a point where the
+Commander-in-Chief deemed it safer for the Fleet
+to put back to open sea and take no further chances<!-- Page 36 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span>
+among the treacherous currents and rocky islands
+that beset the approaches to the Northern Base.</p>
+
+<p>The Flagship, which had received the order by
+wireless, flashed &ldquo;Destroyers prepare to take station
+for screening when Fleet alters to easterly
+course at nine o&rsquo;clock,&rdquo; and shortly before that
+hour the Flotilla Leader made the signal to execute.
+Almost immediately I felt the hull of the <i>Flyer</i>
+take on an accelerated throb as her speed was increased,
+and a moment later the wake began to boil
+higher as the helm was put hard-a-starboard to
+bring her round. We were steaming a cable&rsquo;s length
+on the starboard bow of the <i>Olympus</i>, the leading
+ship of the squadron at the time, and the carrying
+out of the man&oelig;uvre involved the <i>Flyer&rsquo;s</i> leading
+her division across the head of the battleship line
+and down the other side on an opposite course, so
+that the destroyers would be in a position to resume
+night-screening formation when the fleet had finished
+turning.</p>
+
+<p>Just how the captain of the <i>Flyer</i> happened to
+cut his course so fine I never learned, but the
+patchiness of the drifting mist must have had a
+good deal to do with making him misjudge his distance.
+At any rate, just as we had turned through
+nine or ten points, I suddenly saw the ominously
+bulking bows of the <i>Olympus</i> come juggernauting
+out of the night, with the amorphous loom of the
+bridge and foretop towering monstrously above.
+The <i>Flyer</i> seemed fairly to jump out of the water<!-- Page 37 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span>
+at the kick her propellers gave her as the turbines
+responded to the bridge&rsquo;s call for &ldquo;More steam,&rdquo;
+and a spinning puff of smoke darkened the glow
+above the funnels for a moment as fresh oil was
+sprayed upon the fires beneath the boilers.</p>
+
+<p>It was a good deal like a cat scurrying in front
+of a speeding motor-car, and the consequences
+would have been more or less similar had not one of
+the <i>Olympus&rsquo;s</i> swarming lookouts, peering into the
+darkness from his screened nest, gathered hint of
+the disaster that menaced in time to warn the forebridge.
+The great super-dreadnought responded
+to her helm very smartly considering her tonnage,
+and she turned just far enough to starboard to
+avoid grinding us under. I could almost look up
+through the port hawse-pipe as the flare of her
+bow loomed above my head, and the man standing
+by the depth-charges on the all-but-grazed stern of
+the <i>Flyer</i> might well have been pardoned even if
+the story his mates afterwards told of his action
+on this occasion were true&mdash;that he had tried to
+fend off one of the largest battleships afloat with
+a boat-hook.</p>
+
+<p>A silhouette against the barely perceptible glow
+at the back of the forebridge of a &ldquo;brass-hatted&rdquo;
+officer shaking his fist as though in the act of ramping
+and roaring like a true British sailor moved by
+righteous anger; a forty or fifty degree heel to
+starboard as the curling bow-wave of the <i>Olympus</i>
+thwacked resoundingly along her port side, and<!-- Page 38 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span>
+the <i>Flyer</i> drove on into the sleet-shot darkness to
+blow off accumulated steam in rolling clouds, allow
+her fluttering pulse to become normal, and resume
+the even tenor of her way.</p>
+
+<p>Melton, A.B., whistling over and over the opening
+bars of the chorus of &ldquo;Do You Want Us to
+Lose the War?&rdquo; started his metallically clanking
+jig again, but presently, like a man with something
+on his mind, sidled over and shoved his Balaklava-bordered
+face against the outside of the closely-reefed
+hood of my &ldquo;lammy&rdquo; coat, and muttered
+thickly something about being afraid he had got
+himself into trouble. When I had pulled loose a
+snap and improved communications by unmuffling
+a lee ear, I learned that it had just occurred to the
+good chap that he failed to report to the bridge
+the battleship he had sighted &ldquo;fifty yards to the
+port beam,&rdquo; and he was wondering whether there
+would be a &ldquo;strafe&rdquo; coming from the skipper
+about it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Fact is, sir,&rdquo; he said, speaking brokenly as the
+galloping gusts every now and then forced a word
+back into his mouth, &ldquo;that that rip-rarin&rsquo; stem,
+with the white foam flyin&rsquo; off both sides of it, bearing
+down right for where I was standin&rsquo;&mdash;all that
+was so like what I saw the night of Jutland in the
+<i>Firebrand</i> that&mdash;that the turn it give me took my
+mind right back and&mdash;and I wasn&rsquo;t thinkin&rsquo; o&rsquo;
+anything else till the <i>&rsquo;Lympus</i> was gone by.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I assured him that, since the <i>Olympus</i> had doubtless<!-- Page 39 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>
+been sighted from the bridge several winks
+before she had been visible from his less-favourable
+vantage, they would probably have been too busy
+to respond to his call at the voice-pipe even had he
+tried to report what he saw.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;If I were you,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;I would forget all
+about that, and try to explain how a cruiser that
+the <i>Firebrand</i> was about to ram bow-to-bow&rdquo; (I
+had, of course, already heard something of that
+dare-devilish exploit) &ldquo;could have looked to you
+like the <i>Olympus</i> ramping down on a right-angling
+course and threatening to slice off the <i>Flyer&rsquo;s</i> stern
+with all her depth-charges. I quite understood that
+one ramming is a good deal like another, as far as
+a big ship hitting a destroyer fair and square is
+concerned, but&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;&rsquo;Twasn&rsquo;t that <i>first</i> cru&rsquo;ser &rsquo;tall, sir,&rdquo; Melton interrupted,
+nuzzling into my &ldquo;lammy&rdquo; hood again
+to make himself heard. &ldquo;Twas &rsquo;nother &rsquo;un, sir&mdash;a
+wallopin&rsquo; big un. The seas was stiff wi&rsquo; cru&rsquo;sers fer
+a minit, sir, an&rsquo; no sooner was we clear o&rsquo; the first
+un than the second come tearin&rsquo; down on us, tryin&rsquo;
+to cut us in two amidships. An&rsquo; that last un was a
+battl&rsquo; cru&rsquo;ser nigh as big as the <i>&rsquo;Lympus</i>, all shot
+up in the funnels and runnin&rsquo; wild an&rsquo; bloody-minded
+like a mad bull. We were pretty nigh to
+bein&rsquo; stopped dead, an&rsquo; if she hadn&rsquo;t been slower&rsquo;n
+cold grease wi&rsquo; her helm she&rsquo;d ha&rsquo; eat us right up.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>There had been nothing of malice aforethought
+in my action in cornering Melton on the searchlight<!-- Page 40 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span>
+platform that night, for, as it chanced, I had
+failed to learn up to that moment that he had been
+in the famous <i>Firebrand</i> at Jutland. Nor, with the
+wind and sea getting up as fast as the glass and
+the thermometer were going down, was the time or
+the place quite what a man would have chosen for
+anything in the way of cosy fireside reminiscence.
+But, both these facts notwithstanding, I felt that,
+since I was leaving the <i>Flyer</i> to go to another base
+directly she arrived in harbour on the morrow, it
+would be criminal to neglect the opportunity of
+hearing what was perhaps the most sportingly
+spectacular of all the Jutland destroyer actions
+related by one who was actually in it. I did not
+dare to distract Melton&rsquo;s attention from his lookout
+by drawing him into talking while he was still
+on watch, but, when he was relieved at ten o&rsquo;clock,
+I waylaid him at the foot of the ladder with a pot
+of steaming hot ship&rsquo;s cocoa (foraged from the
+galley by a sympathetic ward-room steward) and
+both pockets of my &ldquo;lammy&rdquo; coat filled with the
+remnants of a box of assorted Yankee &ldquo;candy&rdquo;
+looted from the American submarine in which I
+had been on patrol the week before.</p>
+
+<p>Melton rose to the lure instantly&mdash;or perhaps
+I should say &ldquo;fell to the bribe&rdquo;&mdash;for the British
+bluejacket, if only he were given a chance to develop,
+is quite as sweet of tooth as his brother
+Yank. Because I could hardly take him to the
+captain&rsquo;s cabin, which I was occupying for the<!-- Page 41 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>
+moment, for a yarn, and because he, likewise,
+could not take me down to the mess deck to disturb
+the off-watch sleepers with our chatter, there was
+nothing to do but carry on as best we could in the
+friendly lee of one of the funnels.</p>
+
+<p>It was a night of infernal inkiness by now, and
+only clinging patches of soft snow and their
+blanker blankness revealed the dimly guessable
+lines of whaler and cowls and torpedo tubes and the
+loom of the loftier bridge. The battleship line was
+masked completely by the double curtain of the
+darkness and the snow, and only a tremulous greyness,
+barely discernible in the intervals of the
+flurries of flakes where the starboard bow-wave
+curled back from the <i>Olympus</i>, gave an intermittent
+bearing to help in keeping station. Underfoot
+was the blackness of the pit, not the faintest gleam
+reflecting from the waves washing over the weather
+side to swirl half-knee high about our sea boots.
+Even overhead all that was visible were fluttering
+patches of snow flakes dancing through the haloes of
+pale rose radiance that crowned the tops of the funnels.
+The wail of the wind in the wireless aerials,
+the crash of the surging beam seas, the throb of the
+propellers, and the pussy-cat purr of the spinning
+turbines&mdash;these were the fit accompaniment to
+which Melton A.B. recited to me the epic of the
+<i>Firebrand</i> at Jutland.</p>
+
+<p>The cocoa I quaffed mug for mug with Melton,
+down to the last of the sweet, sustaining &ldquo;settlings&rdquo;<!-- Page 42 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span>
+in the bottom of the pot; but the candy I
+kept in reserve to draw on from time to time as it
+was needed to lubricate his tongue and stoke the
+smouldering fires of his memory. I started him off
+with a red-and-white &ldquo;barber&rsquo;s pole&rdquo; stick, which
+took not a little fumbling with mittened hands to
+extract from its greased tissue paper wrapper, and
+the seductive fragrance of crunched peppermint
+mingled with the acrid fumes of burning petroleum
+as he leaned close and began to tell how the &mdash;&mdash;th
+Flotilla, to which the <i>Firebrand</i> belonged, screening
+the &mdash;&mdash;th B.S. of the Battle Fleet, came upon
+the scene toward the end of the long summer afternoon.
+He had witnessed Beatty&rsquo;s consummate
+man&oelig;uvre of &ldquo;crossing the T&rdquo; of the enemy line
+with the four that remained of his battered First
+Battle Cruiser Squadron, and he had seen the main
+Battle Fleet baulked of its action the lowering
+mists and the closing in of darkness; but it was not
+until full night had clapped down its lid that the
+fun for the <i>Firebrand</i> really began.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was just &rsquo;twixt daylight an&rsquo; dark,&rdquo; he said,
+reaching me a steadying hand in the darkness as
+the <i>Flyer</i> teetered giddily down the back of a receding
+sea, &ldquo;that the flotilla dropped back to take
+stashun &rsquo;stern the battl&rsquo;ships we was screenin&rsquo;. The
+<i>Killarney</i> was leadin&rsquo; an&rsquo; after her came the <i>Firebran&rsquo;</i>,
+<i>Seagull</i>, <i>Wreath</i>, an&rsquo; <i>Consort</i>, makin&rsquo; up the
+First Divishun. <i>Wreath</i> an&rsquo; <i>Consort</i> sighted some
+Hun U-boats and &rsquo;stroyers while this move was on,<!-- Page 43 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span>
+an&rsquo; plunk&rsquo;d off a few shots at &rsquo;em. Don&rsquo;t think wi&rsquo;
+any fatal consequence. Then there come the rattle
+of light gun fire from the south&rsquo;ard, like from
+cru&rsquo;sers or battleships repellin&rsquo; T.B.D.&rsquo;s. Then it
+was all serene for mor&rsquo;n an &rsquo;our, an&rsquo; then all hell
+opens up.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I suspected, from the sounds he made, that Melton
+had bitten into a block of milk chocolate
+without removing its wrapping of foil and paper,
+but presently his enunciation grew less explosive
+and more intelligible.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was Hun cru&rsquo;sers drivin&rsquo; down on us from
+the starboard quarter that started the monkey-show,&rdquo;
+he said, &ldquo;an&rsquo; that bein&rsquo; the nor&rsquo;west it was
+hardly where we&rsquo;d reason to expect &rsquo;em from. It
+looks like we had &rsquo;em clean cut off, wi&rsquo; the &rsquo;hole
+Battl&rsquo; Fleet steamin&rsquo; &rsquo;tween &rsquo;em an&rsquo; their way back
+home, an&rsquo; that they was tryin&rsquo; to sneak through in
+the darkness. The <i>Wreath</i>, at the end o&rsquo; the line
+nearest &rsquo;em, spotted &rsquo;em first, and she, &rsquo;cause she
+didn&rsquo;t want to give herself &rsquo;way wi&rsquo; flashin&rsquo;, reported
+what she&rsquo;d seen by low-power W.T. to the
+rest o&rsquo; the flotilla. Course I&mdash;standin&rsquo; watch aft&mdash;didn&rsquo;t
+know nothin&rsquo; &rsquo;bout that signal, so that the
+first I hears o&rsquo; the Huns was when they all opened
+up on the poor ol&rsquo; <i>Killarney</i>, &rsquo;cause she was the
+leader. I s&rsquo;pose, and she started firin&rsquo; back at
+their flashes.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The leadin&rsquo; Hun flashed his searchlight on the
+<i>Killarney</i> as he opened up, but shut off sharp when<!-- Page 44 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span>
+<i>Killarney</i> came back at him. I could see some o&rsquo;
+the projes flittin&rsquo; right down the light beam until
+it blinked off, an&rsquo; it was a flock of two or three of
+these that I kept my eye on all the way till they
+bashed into the <i>Killarney&rsquo;s</i> bridge and busted.
+She was zigzaggin&rsquo; a coupl&rsquo; o&rsquo; points on <i>Firebrand&rsquo;s</i>
+starboard bow just then, so my standin&rsquo; aft didn&rsquo;t
+prevent my gettin&rsquo; a good look at what was happenin&rsquo;.
+I could see the bodies o&rsquo; four or five men
+flyin&rsquo; up wi&rsquo; the wreckage o&rsquo; the explosion, an&rsquo; then,
+all in a minnit, she was rollin&rsquo; in flames from the
+funnels right for&rsquo;ard. By the light o&rsquo; it I could see
+the crews o&rsquo; the &rsquo;midships and after guns workin&rsquo;
+&rsquo;em like devils, an&rsquo; twice anyhow, an&rsquo; I think three
+times, I saw a bright, shiny slug slip over the side,
+an&rsquo; knew they were loosin&rsquo; mouldies to try to get
+their own back from the Hun.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The sea was boilin&rsquo; up red as blood where the
+light from the burnin&rsquo; <i>Killarney</i> fell on the spouts
+the Huns&rsquo; projes was throwin&rsquo; up all round her.
+She was the fairest mark ever a gun trained on,
+and p&rsquo;raps that was what tempted the Hun to keep
+pumpin&rsquo; projes at her instead o&rsquo; givin&rsquo; more attenshun
+to the rest of the divishun trailin&rsquo; astern.
+That was what gave <i>Firebran&rsquo;</i> her first chance o&rsquo;
+alterin&rsquo; the Hun navy list that night.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The second cru&rsquo;ser in the Hun line was bearin&rsquo;
+right abeam to starboard by now, an&rsquo; I could see by
+her gun-flashes she was of good size, wi&rsquo; four long
+funnels fillin&rsquo; up all the deck &rsquo;tween her two masts.<!-- Page 45 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span>
+She was firing fast in salvoes wi&rsquo; all the guns that
+would bear on the burnin&rsquo; <i>Killarney</i>. I could just
+make out by the light from the <i>Killarney</i>, which
+was growin&rsquo; stronger every minnit, that the crew of
+our after torpedo tube was gettin&rsquo; busy, an&rsquo; while I
+was watchin&rsquo; &rsquo;em, over flops the mouldie and starts
+to run. I knew it was aimed for one or t&rsquo;other o&rsquo;
+the two leadin&rsquo; Huns, but wasn&rsquo;t dead sure which
+till I saw the after funnels an&rsquo; mainmast o&rsquo; the
+second toppl&rsquo; over an&rsquo; a big flash o&rsquo; fire take their
+place. Then it looked like there was exploshuns
+right off fore an&rsquo; aft, and then fires broke out all
+over her from stem to stern. Next thing I knows,
+she takes a big list to starboard, an&rsquo; over she goes,
+wi&rsquo; more exploshuns throwin&rsquo; up spouts o&rsquo; steam, as
+she rolls under. The second mouldie&mdash;it got away
+right after the first&mdash;was never needed to finish
+the job. The <i>Firebran&rsquo;</i> had evened up the score for
+the <i>Killarney</i>, wi&rsquo; a good margin over.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The captain turned away to reload mouldies
+after that, an&rsquo; just as we swung out o&rsquo; line I saw a
+salvo straddle the <i>Killarney</i>, and two or three
+shells hit square &rsquo;tween her funnels an&rsquo; after
+sup&rsquo;rstruct&rsquo;r&rsquo;. They must have gone off in her engine
+room, for there was more steam than fire risin&rsquo;
+from her as we turned an&rsquo; left her astern, an&rsquo; she
+looked stopped dead. A Hun cru&rsquo;ser was closin&rsquo;
+the blazin&rsquo; wreck o&rsquo; her, firm&rsquo; hard; but, by Gawd,
+what d&rsquo;you think I saw. The only patch on the
+ol&rsquo; <i>Killarney</i> that was free o&rsquo; the ragin&rsquo; fires was<!-- Page 46 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span>
+her stern, an&rsquo; from there the steady flashes of her
+after gun showed it was bein&rsquo; worked as fast an&rsquo;
+reg&rsquo;lar as ever I seen it done at any night-firin&rsquo;
+practice. I looked to see her blow up every minnit,
+but she was still spittin&rsquo; wi&rsquo; that littl&rsquo; after gun
+when the sudden flashin&rsquo; up of the fightin&rsquo; lights
+for&rsquo;ard turned my attenshun nearer home.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I could just make out a line of what looked like
+&rsquo;stroyers headin&rsquo; cross our bows, an&rsquo; thought we&rsquo;d
+stumbled into &rsquo;nother nest o&rsquo; Huns till they answered
+back wi&rsquo; the signal o&rsquo; the day, an&rsquo; I knew
+it was one of our own flotillas we&rsquo;d been catchin&rsquo;
+up to. That flashin&rsquo; up o&rsquo; lights come near to doin&rsquo;
+for us tho&rsquo;, for it showed us up to a big Hun
+steamin&rsquo; three or four miles off on the port beam,
+an&rsquo; he claps a searchlight on us an&rsquo; chases it up wi&rsquo;
+a sheaf o&rsquo; shells. The only proj that hit us bounced
+off wi&rsquo;out doin&rsquo; much hurt to the ship, but some
+flyin&rsquo; hunks o&rsquo; it smashed the mouldie davit and
+knocked out most o&rsquo; the crews o&rsquo; the after tubes,
+includin&rsquo; the T.G.M.<span class="fnanchor"> <a name="footnotec" id="footnotec"></a><a href="#footc">[C]</a></span> That put a stop to reloadin&rsquo;
+operashuns wi&rsquo; a mouldie in only one o&rsquo; the tubes.
+By good luck we managed to zigzag out o&rsquo; the
+searchlight beam right after that, an&rsquo; was free to
+turn back an&rsquo; try to start a divershun for the poor
+ol&rsquo; <i>Killarney</i>.</p>
+<div class="footnote"><a name="footc" id="footc"></a>
+<a href="#footnotec">[C]</a> Torpedo Gunner&rsquo;s Mate.
+</div>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Her fires looked to be dyin&rsquo; down when we first
+picked her up, but right after that some more projes
+bust on her an&rsquo; she started blazin&rsquo; harder than
+<!-- Page 47 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span>
+ever. I watched for the spittin&rsquo; o&rsquo; that littl&rsquo; after
+gun, but when it come it looked to spurt right out
+o&rsquo; the heart o&rsquo; a blazin&rsquo; furnace, showin&rsquo; the fire was
+now burnin&rsquo; from stem to stern. One more salvo
+plastered over her, an&rsquo; that one got no reply. The
+good ol&rsquo; &lsquo;<i>Killy</i>&rsquo; had shot her bolt, an&rsquo; her finish
+looked a matter o&rsquo; minnits.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was plain enough if anyone was still livin&rsquo;
+they was goin&rsquo; to need pickin&rsquo; up in a hurry, an&rsquo;
+the captain put the <i>Firebran&rsquo;</i> at full speed to close
+her an&rsquo; stan&rsquo; by to give a han&rsquo;. Just then I saw a
+Hun searchlight turned on and start feelin&rsquo; its
+way up to where the <i>Killarney</i> was burning, wi&rsquo;
+a cru&rsquo;ser followin&rsquo; up the small end o&rsquo; the beam,
+seemin&rsquo; to be nosin&rsquo; in to end the mis&rsquo;ry. She did
+not bear right for a mouldie, but we opened up wi&rsquo;
+the foremost gun, an&rsquo; I saw the shells bustin&rsquo; on
+her bridge and fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; like rotten apples chucked
+&rsquo;against a wall. The light blinked off as the first
+proj hit home, but there was no way to tell if it
+was shot away or no. It was the second time that
+night that we&rsquo;d done our bit to ease off the hell
+turned loose on the <i>Killarney</i>. Likewise it was the
+last. From then on we had our own partic&rsquo;lar hell
+to wriggle out of, wi&rsquo; no time left to play &lsquo;Venging
+Nemisus&rsquo; to our stricken sisters. Just a big bonfire
+sittin&rsquo; on the sea an&rsquo; lickin&rsquo; a hole in the night
+wi&rsquo; its flames&mdash;that was the last I saw of the ol&rsquo;
+<i>Killarney</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Melton paused for a moment as if engrossed in<!-- Page 48 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span>
+the memories conjured up by his narrative, and I
+took advantage of the interval to hand him one of
+those most loved lollipops of Yankee youngster-hood,
+a plump, hard ball of toothsome saccharinity
+called&mdash;obviously from its resistant resiliency&mdash;an
+&ldquo;All-Day Sucker.&rdquo; When he spoke again I knew
+in an instant that a sure instinct had led him to
+make the proper disposition of the succulent dainty&mdash;that
+it was stowed snugly away in a bulging
+cheek like a squirrel&rsquo;s nut, to melt away in its own
+good time.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;&rsquo;Tween the glare of the burnin&rsquo; <i>Killarney</i>,&rdquo; Melton
+went on after thrashing his hands across his
+shoulders for a minute to warm them up, &ldquo;the
+gleam o&rsquo; the Hun cru&rsquo;ser&rsquo;s searchlight an&rsquo; the flash
+o&rsquo; our own gun-fire, we must all have been more or
+less blinded in the <i>Firebrand</i>, for we had run close
+to what may have been a part of the main en&rsquo;my
+battl&rsquo; line wi&rsquo;out nothin&rsquo; bein&rsquo; reported. Our firin&rsquo;
+had give us away, o&rsquo; course, an&rsquo; the nearest ships
+must have had their guns trained on us, waitin&rsquo; to
+be sure what we was. One o&rsquo; &rsquo;em must have made
+up his mind we was en&rsquo;my even before we spotted
+&rsquo;em at all, for the first thing I saw was the white
+o&rsquo; the bow wave an&rsquo; wake as she turned toward us,
+prob&rsquo;ly to ram. She&rsquo;d have caught us just about
+midships if the bridge hadn&rsquo;t sighted her an&rsquo; done
+the only thing open to do&mdash;turned to meet her
+head on.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t remember that either she or us switched<!-- Page 49 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>
+on recognition lights, but the Hun opened with
+ev&rsquo;rything that would bear just before we slammed
+together. It must have been by the gun-flashes
+that I saw she had three funnels, wi&rsquo; what
+looked like some kind o&rsquo; marks painted on &rsquo;em in
+red. I saw our second funnel give a jump and
+crumple up as a proj hit it, an&rsquo; then a spurt o&rsquo;
+flame&mdash;from a big gun fired almost point-blank&mdash;looked
+to shoot right on to the bridge. I thought
+that it must have killed ev&rsquo;ry man there an&rsquo; carried
+away all the steering gear. But no.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The old <i>Firebrand</i> wi&rsquo; helm hard-a-port, went
+swingin&rsquo; right on thro&rsquo; the point or two more that
+saved her life. I could feel by the way she jumped
+an&rsquo; gathered herself that last second that the ol&rsquo;
+girl was still under control. Then we struck wi&rsquo;
+a horrible grind an&rsquo; crash, an&rsquo; I went sprawlin&rsquo;
+flat.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;If the Hun had hit us half a wink sooner, or if
+we had turned half a point less, we&rsquo;d have been
+swallowed alive and split up in small hunks. As
+it was, we didn&rsquo;t have a lot the worst o&rsquo; it, an&rsquo;
+p&rsquo;raps we more than broke even. It was like a
+mastiff an&rsquo; terrier runnin&rsquo; into each other in the
+dark, an&rsquo; the terrier only gettin&rsquo; run over an&rsquo; the
+mastiff gettin&rsquo; a piece bit clean out o&rsquo; his neck. It
+was our port bows that come together, an&rsquo; for only
+a sort o&rsquo; glancin&rsquo; blow. But it was the stem o&rsquo; the
+<i>Firebran&rsquo;</i> that was turned in sharpest, an&rsquo; it was<!-- Page 50 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>
+her that was hittin&rsquo; up&mdash;by a good ten knots&mdash;the
+most speed. She was left in a terribl&rsquo; mess, but
+most o&rsquo; the damage was from her rammin&rsquo; the Hun,
+not from the Hun rammin&rsquo; her. While as for what
+she did to the Hun, the best proof o&rsquo; it was the
+more&rsquo;n twenty feet of her side-platin&rsquo;&mdash;an upper
+strake, wi&rsquo; scuttl&rsquo; holes in it an&rsquo; pieces o&rsquo; gutterway
+deck hangin&rsquo; to it&mdash;that we found in the wreck of
+our fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo;. If the hole that hunk of steel left behind
+it didn&rsquo;t put that Hun out o&rsquo; bus&rsquo;ness as a
+fightin&rsquo; unit till she got back to port an&rsquo; had a
+refit, I&rsquo;ll eat it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I wasn&rsquo;t quite clear in my mind whether Melton
+meant to imply that he would eat the hole in the
+Hun cruiser or the hunk of steel that came out of it,
+but there <i>was</i> no room for doubt that the violent
+crunch with which he emphasised the assertion had
+put a period to the life of his &ldquo;All-Day Sucker,&rdquo;
+which was never intended to be treated like chewing
+toffy. Dipping into the grab-bag of my &ldquo;lammy&rdquo;
+coat pocket for something with which to replace it,
+therefore, I brought up a stick of chewing gum, and
+he resumed his story in an atmosphere sweet with
+the ineffable odour of spearmint and escaping
+steam.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;How much the Hun was shook up by that
+smash,&rdquo; Melton continued, &ldquo;you can reckon from
+this: We was almost dead stopped for some
+minnits, an&rsquo; all out o&rsquo; control from the time of
+rammin&rsquo; till they started connin&rsquo; her from the<!-- Page 51 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span>
+engine-room. There was one fire flickerin&rsquo; in the
+wreckage o&rsquo; the forebridge, an&rsquo; another somewhere
+&rsquo;midships, while there was also a big glare throwin&rsquo;
+up where the foremost funnel was shot away. We
+was as soft an&rsquo; easy a target as even a Hun could
+ask for; an&rsquo; yet that one was in too much of a funk
+wi&rsquo; his own hurts to let off a singl&rsquo; other gun at us
+in all the time that he must have been flounderin&rsquo;
+on at not much more&rsquo;n point-blank range. Mebbe
+he was knocked up even more&rsquo;n we thought.
+Nothin&rsquo; else would account for him not havin&rsquo;
+&rsquo;nother go at us.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Just one wild bally mess&mdash;that was what the
+<i>Firebran&rsquo;</i> looked like when I got to my feet again
+an&rsquo; cast an eye for&rsquo;ard. There was too much
+smoke an&rsquo; steam to see clear, an&rsquo; it was mostly
+flickers o&rsquo; red light where the fires were startin&rsquo;,
+an&rsquo; big, black shadows full o&rsquo; wreckage. As it
+looked to <i>me</i> from aft&mdash;tho&rsquo;, o&rsquo; course, the full
+effects wasn&rsquo;t vis&rsquo;bl&rsquo; till daylight, the bridge an&rsquo;
+searchlight platform an&rsquo; mast was shoved right
+back an&rsquo; piled up on the foremost funnel. The
+whaler an&rsquo; dingy was carried away, an&rsquo; my first
+thought, for I was sure she was sinkin&rsquo;, was that
+we had no boats to put off in. I could see two or
+three wounded crawlin&rsquo; out o&rsquo; the raffle, but I knew
+that the most to be dished would be in the wreck
+o&rsquo; the bridge. The queerest thing o&rsquo; all was the
+flashes o&rsquo; green an&rsquo; blue light flutterin&rsquo; thro&rsquo; the
+tangled steel o&rsquo; the wreckage. At first I thought<!-- Page 52 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span>
+I was sort o' seein' things; but fin'lly I figgered it
+out as the juice from the busted 'lectric wires short-circuitin'.
+It meant, I tol' myself, that the men
+under them tons o' steel was bein' 'lectrocuted on
+top o' bein' crushed.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It looked like any one o' three or four things
+would be enough to finish the ol' <i>Firebran'</i>. I remember
+thinkin' that if she didn't blow up, she was
+sure to burn up; an' that if, by chance, she
+missed doin' one o' them, she was goin' to founder
+anyhow. She was already well down by the head,
+an&rsquo;&mdash;leastways, it looked so to me at the time&mdash;still
+settlin&rsquo; fast. An&rsquo; I was just reflectin&rsquo; that, even if
+she was lucky enough not to burn up, or blow up,
+or founder, she was still too easy pickin&rsquo; for the
+Huns to miss doin&rsquo; her in one way or &rsquo;nother, when,
+thunderin&rsquo; out o&rsquo; the darkness an&rsquo; headin&rsquo; up to
+crumpl&rsquo; underfoot what was left o&rsquo; the stopped an&rsquo;
+helpless <i>Firebran&rsquo;</i>, come a hulkin&rsquo; big battl&rsquo; cru&rsquo;ser,
+the one I was just tellin&rsquo; you the <i>&rsquo;Lympus</i> set me
+thinkin&rsquo; on a while back.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Starin&rsquo; at our own fires must have blinded me a
+good bit, or I&rsquo;d have seen him sooner&rsquo;n I did. He
+looked like he been gettin&rsquo; no end o&rsquo; a hammerin&rsquo;,
+for his second funnel was gone, an&rsquo; out of the hole
+it left a big spurt o&rsquo; flame an&rsquo; smoke was rushin&rsquo;
+that would have showed him up for miles. There
+was a red hot fire ragin&rsquo; under his fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo;, too, an&rsquo;
+I saw the flames lashin&rsquo; round thro&rsquo; some jagged
+shell holes in his port bow. Lucky for us, he was<!-- Page 53 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>
+runnin&rsquo; for his life, an&rsquo; had no time to more than
+try to run us down in passin&rsquo;.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It must have been just from habit I yelled
+down my voice-pipe, for I knew they was no longer
+controllin&rsquo; her from the bridge; but the roarin&rsquo; o&rsquo;
+a fire an&rsquo; the clank of bangin&rsquo; metal was the only
+sounds that come back. When I looked up again
+the Hun was right on top of us, an&rsquo; I must have
+just stood there&mdash;froze&mdash;like to-night wi&rsquo; the
+<i>&rsquo;Lympus</i>. By the grace o&rsquo; Gawd, he hadn&rsquo;t been
+abl&rsquo; to alter course enough to do the trick. His
+stem shot by wi&rsquo; twenty feet or more clearance, an&rsquo;
+it was only the fat bulge of him that kissed us off
+in passin&rsquo;. It was by the glare o&rsquo; his fires, not ours,
+which throwed no light abaft the superstructure
+I was on, that I saw some of the hands was already
+workin&rsquo; to rig a jury steerin&rsquo; gear aft. Then he was
+gone, an&rsquo; much too full o&rsquo; his own troubles to turn
+back, or even send the one heavy proj that would
+have cooked us for good an&rsquo; all. A few minutes
+more, an&rsquo; the wreck o&rsquo; the <i>Firebran&rsquo;</i> begun gatherin&rsquo;
+way again, an&rsquo; when I saw her come round to her
+nor&rsquo;westerly course an&rsquo; push ahead wi&rsquo;out settlin&rsquo;
+any deeper, I knew that the bulkheads were holdin&rsquo;
+an&rsquo; that&mdash;always providin&rsquo; we run into no more
+Huns&mdash;there was a fightin&rsquo; chance o&rsquo; pullin&rsquo; thro&rsquo;.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was about a hundred jobs that needed
+doin&rsquo; all at once, an&rsquo; &rsquo;tween the loss o&rsquo; dead an&rsquo;
+wounded&mdash;only about half the reg&rsquo;lar ship&rsquo;s company
+was fit for work. The bulkheads had to be<!-- Page 54 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span>
+shored, for, wi&rsquo; the fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; crumpled up like a concertina
+an&rsquo; the deck an&rsquo; side platin&rsquo; ripped off from
+the stem right back to the capstan engine, she was
+open to the whole North Sea from the galley right
+for&rsquo;ard. This made the first an&rsquo; second bulkheads
+o&rsquo; no use, an&rsquo; made the third bulkhead all that stood
+&rsquo;tween us an&rsquo; goin&rsquo; to the bottom. Then there was
+the fires&mdash;&rsquo;bove deck an&rsquo; &rsquo;tween decks&mdash;that had to
+be put out &rsquo;fore they got to the magazines, an&rsquo; the
+engines to be kept goin&rsquo;, an&rsquo; the ship to be navigated,
+an&rsquo; the wounded to be looked to. An&rsquo; on top
+o&rsquo; all this, the ship had to be got into some kind o&rsquo;
+fightin&rsquo; trim in case any more Huns come pokin&rsquo;
+her way. I won&rsquo;t be havin&rsquo; to tell you it was one
+bally awful job, carryin&rsquo; on like that in the dark,
+an&rsquo; wi&rsquo; half the ship&rsquo;s company knocked out.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;When I saw it was the first lieutenant that
+seemed to be directin&rsquo; things, I took it the captain
+was done for, an&rsquo; that was what everyone thought
+till, all o&rsquo; a sudden, he come wrigglin&rsquo; out o&rsquo; the
+wreck o&rsquo; the bridge&mdash;all messed up an&rsquo; covered wi&rsquo;
+blood, but not much hurt otherways&mdash;an&rsquo; began
+carryin&rsquo; on just as if it was &lsquo;Gen&rsquo;ral Quarters.&rsquo;
+Some cove wi&rsquo; the stump o&rsquo; his hand tied up wi&rsquo;
+First Aid dressin&rsquo; was sent up to relieve me on the
+lookout, an&rsquo; I was put to fightin&rsquo; fires an&rsquo; clearin&rsquo;
+up the wreck &rsquo;bove decks. As there ain&rsquo;t much to
+burn on a &rsquo;stroyer if the cordite ain&rsquo;t started, we
+were not long gettin&rsquo; the fires in hand, even wi&rsquo;
+havin&rsquo;&mdash;cause the hoses an&rsquo; the fire-mains was<!-- Page 55 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span>
+knocked out&mdash;to dip up water in buckets throwed
+over the side. Wi&rsquo; the wreckage, the most we could
+do was to dig out the dead an&rsquo; wounded an&rsquo; rig up
+for connin&rsquo; ship from aft.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was a nasty job when we started in on the
+wreck o&rsquo; the forebridge, for the witch-lights o&rsquo; the
+short-circuit were still dancin&rsquo; a cancan in the
+smashed an&rsquo; twisted steel plates an&rsquo; girders, an&rsquo; it
+kept a cove lookin&rsquo; lively to keep from switchin&rsquo;
+some of the blue-green lightnin&rsquo; into his own frame
+by way o&rsquo; his ax or saw. No one that had been on
+any part o&rsquo; the bridge was wi&rsquo;out some kind o&rsquo; hurt,
+but the three dead was a deal less than was to be
+expected. There was also three very bad knocked
+up, an&rsquo; on one o&rsquo; them the surgeon&mdash;a young probasuner
+R.N.V.R.&mdash;performed an operashun in the
+dark. It was a cove he was &rsquo;fraid to move wi&rsquo;out
+tinkerin&rsquo; up a bit, an&rsquo; he pulled him thro&rsquo; all right
+in the end. One o&rsquo; the crew of the foremost gun
+never turned up, an&rsquo; we figured he must have been
+lost overboard when she rammed.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Pois&rsquo;nous as it was workin&rsquo; on deck, that wasn&rsquo;t
+a circumstance to what it must have been carryin&rsquo;
+on below. I didn&rsquo;t see nothin&rsquo; o&rsquo; that end o&rsquo; the
+show, thank Gawd, but every man as came out o&rsquo; it
+alive said it was just one livin&rsquo; bloomin&rsquo; hell, no
+less. There was a good number o&rsquo; coves who did
+things off han&rsquo; that saved the ship from blowin&rsquo; up,
+or burnin&rsquo; up, or sinkin&rsquo;, an&rsquo; three o&rsquo; the best o&rsquo;
+&rsquo;em was a engine-room artif&rsquo;cer, a stoker P.O., and a<!-- Page 56 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span>
+stoker that was in the fore stokehold when the
+bridge was pushed back an&rsquo; carried away that funnel.
+They ducked into their resp&rsquo;rators, stuck to
+their posts a&rsquo; kept the fans goin&rsquo; till the fumes was
+all cleared away. Nothin&rsquo; else would have saved
+the foremost boiler&mdash;an&rsquo; wi&rsquo; it the ship herself&mdash;blowin&rsquo;
+up right then an&rsquo; there. Same way, gettin&rsquo;
+on the jump in backin&rsquo; up Number 3 bulkhead&mdash;the
+one that was holding back the whole North Sea&mdash;was
+all that kept it from bulgin&rsquo; in an&rsquo; floodin&rsquo;
+right back into the stokeholds. It was the chief
+art&rsquo;ficer engineer that took on that job, an&rsquo; it was
+him, too, that stopped up the gaps left by the knocking
+down o&rsquo; the first and second funnels.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Even after it at last seemed like we was goin&rsquo;
+to keep her from sinkin&rsquo; or blowin&rsquo; up, things still
+looked so bad to the captain that he ditched the box
+o&rsquo; secret books for fear o&rsquo; their fallin&rsquo; into the hands
+o&rsquo; the Hun. As we&rsquo;d have been more hindrance
+than help to the Fleet, he did not try to rejoin the
+flotilla, but turned west an&rsquo; headed for the coast o&rsquo;
+England on the chance of makin&rsquo; the nearest base
+while she still hung together. All night she went
+slap-bangin&rsquo; along, wi&rsquo; the engines shakin&rsquo; out a few
+more rev&rsquo;lushuns just as fast as it seemed the bulkhead
+was shored strong enough to stand the push
+o&rsquo; the sea.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Mornin&rsquo; found her still goin&rsquo;, but what a sight
+she was! My first good look at what was left o&rsquo;
+her give me the same kind o&rsquo; a shock I got the first<!-- Page 57 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>
+time I had a peep at my mug in a glass after havin&rsquo;
+small-pox in Singapore. She wasn&rsquo;t a ship at all,
+any more&rsquo;n my face was a face. She was just a
+mess, that&rsquo;s all, an&rsquo; clinkin&rsquo; an&rsquo; clankin&rsquo; an&rsquo; wheezin&rsquo;
+and sneezin&rsquo; an&rsquo; yawin&rsquo; all over the sea. An&rsquo; the
+sea was empty all the way roun&rsquo;, wi&rsquo; no ship in sight
+to pass us a tow-line or pick us up if she chucked
+in her hand an&rsquo; went down.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We had our hands so full keepin&rsquo; her afloat an&rsquo;
+under weigh, that it wasn&rsquo;t till four in the afternoon&mdash;more&rsquo;n
+sixteen hours after we rammed the
+Hun cru&rsquo;ser&mdash;that we found time to bury our dead.
+It was like gettin&rsquo; a turribl&rsquo; load off your chest
+when we dropped &rsquo;em over in their hammocks wi&rsquo;
+a fire-bar stitched in alongside &rsquo;em to take &rsquo;em
+down. Nothin&rsquo; is so depressin&rsquo; to a sailor as bein&rsquo;
+shipmates wi&rsquo; a mate that ain&rsquo;t a mate no longer.
+Even the ol&rsquo; <i>Firebran&rsquo;</i> &rsquo;peared to ride easier an&rsquo;
+more b&rsquo;oyant after the buryin&rsquo; was over, as if she
+knowed the worst o&rsquo; her sorrer was left behind.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Luck took a turn against us again just after
+dark, for the wind shifted six or seven points an&rsquo;
+started blowin&rsquo; strong from dead ahead. We had
+to alter course some to ease off the bang o&rsquo; the seas
+a bit, an&rsquo; fin&rsquo;ly the speed had to be slowed even
+slower&rsquo;n before to keep the bulkhead from being
+driv&rsquo; in. But she weathered it, by Gawd she did,
+an&rsquo; next mornin&rsquo; the goin&rsquo; was easier. We made
+the Tyne at noon. It was just a heap o&rsquo; ol&rsquo; scrap-iron
+so far as the eye could see, that they let into<!-- Page 58 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>
+the Middle Dock the next day, but it was scrap-iron
+that had come all the way from Jutland under
+its own steam, an&rsquo; wi&rsquo; no help from no one save what
+was left o&rsquo; the lads as once manned a &rsquo;stroyer called
+the <i>Firebran&rsquo;</i>.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It hadn&rsquo;t taken long to reduce her from a
+&rsquo;stroyer to scrap-iron, an&rsquo; it didn&rsquo;t seem like it took
+much longer&mdash;time goes fast on home leave&mdash;to
+turn that scrap-iron back into a &rsquo;stroyer again. The
+ol&rsquo; <i>Firebran&rsquo;s</i> got many a good kick in her yet, so
+they say, an&rsquo; I&rsquo;d ask for nothin&rsquo; better&rsquo;n to be
+finishin&rsquo; the war in her.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I thanked Melton for his yarn, bade him good
+night, and was about to start picking my way to
+my cabin to turn in, when I sensed rather than saw
+that there was something further he wanted to say,
+perhaps some final tribute to his officers and mates
+of the <i>Firebrand</i>, I thought. There was a shuffling
+of sea-booted feet on the steel deck, a nervous pulling
+off and on of woollen mittens, and it was out.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I just wanted to say, sir,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that I
+likes the Yankee Jackies very much; &rsquo;specially
+their candy an&rsquo; chewin&rsquo; gum. I was just wonderin&rsquo;
+if that last stick you give me was all&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I emptied both pockets before I renewed my
+thanks to Melton and bade him a final good night.
+There are strange ingredients entering into the
+composition of the cement that is binding Britain
+and America together, and if there is any objection
+to chewing gum it certainly cannot be on the
+ground that it lacks adhesiveness.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 59 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III"></a>CHAPTER III</h2>
+
+<h3>&ldquo;BACK FROM THE JAWS&rdquo;</h3>
+
+
+<p>I had gone to the <i>Nairobi</i>, not because the
+rather routine stunt her flotilla was on promised
+any excitement, but rather because of the
+notable part she had played in the Jutland action
+and the fact that I had been assured that there was
+still in her an officer who was said to have figured
+prominently in the splendid account she had given
+of herself on that occasion. As luck would have it,
+however, this officer had been appointed to another
+destroyer only a day or two previously, so that no
+veteran of the great action remained in the ward
+room. A canvass of the ship&rsquo;s company revealed
+that one of the stoker petty officers was a Jutland
+survivor, but before I could run him to cover some
+kind of a light cruiser affair had occurred down
+Heligoland Bight way which called for destroyer
+work in that direction, and the next two days, with
+the flotilla creasing up the brine at high speed and
+everyone at Action Stations most of the time, were
+not favourable for the &ldquo;intimate reminiscence&rdquo; I
+was bent on drawing out.</p>
+
+<p>It was not until the flotilla, salt-frosted and low
+in fuel, was lounging along in the leisurely dalliance<!-- Page 60 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span>
+of half-speed on the way back to base that I cornered
+Stoker Petty Officer Prince in the angle between
+the foremost torpedo tubes and the starboard
+rail, and engaged him in serious discussion of the
+shamefulness of supplying worn-out films to the
+Dep&ocirc;t Ship kinema. The second dog watch was
+only half gone, but in the hour that elapsed before
+it was over there was no mention of Jutland, or
+anything else connected with the war for that matter,
+though the talk ran the full gamut from cabbages
+to kings. I mean this quite literally, for he
+began by telling me of what his mother had raised
+in her allotment at Ipswich, and was describing
+how, when he was on a cruise in the <i>Clio</i> ten years
+before the war, he had once shaken hands with the
+King of Fiji, as eight bells went to call him on
+watch. It was a happy inspiration which prompted
+me to volunteer to go down and stand a part of his
+watch with him in the stokehold, for once on his
+own &ldquo;dung-hill,&rdquo; his restraint fell away from him
+and he spoke easily and naturally of the things
+which had befallen him there and on the deck
+above.</p>
+
+<p>There is little in the small, neat compartment
+from which the oil fires of a modern destroyer are
+fed and controlled to suggest the picture which the
+name &ldquo;stokehold&rdquo; conjures up in the popular mind.
+There is no coal, no grime, no sweating shovellers,
+no clanging doors. Under ordinary conditions two
+leisurely moving men do all there is need of doing,<!-- Page 61 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span>
+and with time to spare, and there are occasions at
+sea, in the winter months, when the stokehold is a
+more comfortable refuge than the chill fireless ward
+room. It was my remarking upon the grateful
+warmth of the stokehold after the cold wet wind
+that was sweeping the deck, which finally turned
+the current of Prince&rsquo;s reminiscence in the direction
+I had been vainly endeavouring to deflect it for
+the last hour.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s all comfy enough, sir, when she&rsquo;s loafing
+along at fifteen or twenty knots,&rdquo; he said, slipping
+aside a &ldquo;flap&rdquo; and peering in at his fires with the
+critical eye of a housewife surveying her oven of
+bread, &ldquo;but just tumble in some time when, while
+she already plugging away at full speed, the engine-room
+rings up more steam. That&rsquo;s the time she&rsquo;s
+just one little bit of hell down here, sir, with the
+white sizzle of the fires turning the furnaces to a
+red that shows even with the lights on, and the
+plates underfoot getting so hot that you have to
+keep dancing to prevent the soles of your boots
+from catching fire. Why, long toward morning of
+the night after Jutland&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>It didn&rsquo;t take much man&oelig;uvring from that vantage
+to back him up to the beginning for a fresh
+start of the story of what is unquestionably one of
+the most remarkable, as it was one of the most
+successful, phases of the Jutland destroyer action.
+The fact that, during the daylight action between
+the battle cruisers, he had ample opportunity for<!-- Page 62 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>
+observation (through his being on deck standing
+by in the event of emergency and without active
+duties to perform) makes him undoubtedly one of
+the most valuable witnesses of the opening phase
+of this the greatest of all naval battles. The story
+which I am setting down connectedly, he told me
+in the comfortable intervals of his leisurely fire-trimming,
+and, once he was warmed up to it, with
+little prompting or questioning from myself. Much
+of it was punctuated with frequent stabs and
+slashes with one of the short-handled pokers which
+perform for the stoker of an oil-burner a service
+similar to that rendered his brother of the coal-burner
+by his mighty &ldquo;slice&rdquo; of iron.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Big as the difference is between being on deck
+and in the stokehold at ordinary times,&rdquo; said
+Prince, turning round with glare-blinded eyes
+closed to narrow slits after cracking off the accumulating
+carbon from an oil-sprayer with his poker,
+&ldquo;it is ten times more so when a fight is on, and I&rsquo;ll
+always be jolly thankful that it was my luck not
+to be caged up down here during the daylight part
+of the Jutland show. I had my turn of it at night,
+and it was bad enough then, even though I knew it
+was blacker&rsquo;n the pit above; but, in daylight, with
+everything in full view outside, I&rsquo;m not sure I
+wouldn&rsquo;t have gone off my chuck if I&rsquo;d had to go
+&lsquo;squirrel-caging&rsquo; on here with one eye on the fires
+and the other on the Kilroy. But I didn&rsquo;t. It was
+my luck to be off watch when the ball opened, so<!-- Page 63 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span>
+that my &lsquo;action station&rsquo; was just loafing round
+the deck and keeping a stock of leak-stopping gear&mdash;mushroom-spreaders
+and wooden plugs&mdash;ready
+to use as soon as we got holed. Not having anything
+to do with navigating the ship, or signalling, or
+serving the guns or torpedo tubes&mdash;though I did get
+a bit of a chance with a mouldie as it turned out&mdash;I
+not only had time to see, but also to let the sights
+&lsquo;sink in&rsquo; like. For that reason, when it was all
+over, I was probably able to give a more connected
+yarn of what happened than anyone else in the
+ship, not excepting the captain. They&rsquo;ll take a lot
+of forgetting, some of the things I saw that day.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Prince went over and settled down at ease on the
+steel steps of the ladder. &ldquo;The worst grudge I had
+against Jutland&mdash;save for the way it whiffed out
+the lives of some of my friends in some of the other
+destroyers&mdash;&rdquo; he continued with a grin, &ldquo;was for
+making me miss my tea that afternoon. We left
+base the night before, and about daybreak joined
+up with the &lsquo;battlers,&rsquo; which was our way of speaking
+of the First Battle Cruiser Squadron, to which
+the flotilla was attached. It was a fairly decent
+day, and we were able to make good weather of it
+with the light wind and easy swell. I had stood the
+forenoon watch, had a bit of a doss in my hammock
+in the early part of the afternoon one, and had just
+gone down to tea before going on for the &lsquo;First
+Dog.&rsquo; There had been some buzz in the morning
+about the Huns being out; but that was so old a<!-- Page 64 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span>
+story that no one paid much attention to it. I was
+just getting my nose over the edge of a mug of tea
+when I heard the bos&rsquo;un growling &lsquo;Hands exercise
+action stations,&rsquo; and tumbled out on deck to go
+through the motions of getting ready for a fight
+that would never come off, or leastways that was
+how we felt about it. The &lsquo;battlers&rsquo; were speeding
+up a bit, but there was not even a smudge of smoke
+on the horizon to hint of Huns. After rigging the
+fire-hoses and getting out my &lsquo;plugs,&rsquo; I stood by
+for &lsquo;what next,&rsquo; but nothing happened. At the end
+of half an hour the order &lsquo;Hands fall out&rsquo; was
+passed, and, leaving everything rigged, down we
+went to tea again. The mugs we had left were stone
+cold by this time, and we were just raising a howl
+for a fresh lot when, &lsquo;Bing!&rsquo; off goes the alarm
+bells, and up we rushes again, this time to find
+signs of what we had been looking and hoping for.
+A good many hours went by before we went below
+again, and all through the fight&mdash;when things would
+ease off a bit now and then&mdash;I would hear the
+&lsquo;matlos&rsquo; grousing about missing their afternoon
+tea.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The old <i>Nairobi</i> was nosing along under the
+port bow of the <i>Lion</i> as I came up, and so close that
+we saw her guns&mdash;trained out abeam with a high
+elevation, right above us. We seemed to be speeding
+up to take station farther ahead. There was
+nothing at all in sight (from the deck, at least;
+though probably there was a better look-see from<!-- Page 65 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span>
+the bridge) in the direction the <i>Lion&rsquo;s</i> guns were
+trained, and it was almost as if a bomb had been
+dropped from the sky when a shell came plumping
+down about half-way between our starboard quarter
+and her port bow. The fact is, having heard no
+sound of gunfire, I was so surprised that I foolishly
+asked someone if the <i>Lion</i> hadn&rsquo;t blown out one of
+her tompions testing a circuit. The spout of foam
+should have told me better, but it goes to show what
+crazy things run through a man&rsquo;s mind when he
+can only see effect without the cause. A few
+moments later I saw unmistakable gun-flashes
+blinking along the skyline to south&rsquo;ard and knew
+that at last we were under the fire of the Huns.
+The next two or three shots fell singly, and were
+plainly merely attempts to get the range. Following
+the first &lsquo;short,&rsquo; there were one or two &lsquo;over,&rsquo;
+and then a fair hit. This one, falling almost
+straight, struck the fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; of the <i>Lion</i>, penetrated
+the deck and came out on the starboard side. I
+don&rsquo;t think it exploded, and we were just far
+enough ahead to see past her bows to where it
+struck the water with a kind of spattery splash,
+not at all like the clean spout thrown by a shell
+which goes straight into the sea.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Then there was a big spurt of flame from the
+<i>Lion</i>, and the screech of shells reached my ears, even
+before the heavy crash of her four-gun salvo. Watch
+as I would, I could not make out the distant fall of
+shot, but the fluttering flashes of the Hun guns to<!-- Page 66 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span>
+the south&rsquo;ard told where the target was. Firing
+opened up all along the line of our battle cruisers
+after that, and the racket from that and the fast
+falling enemy shells increased till it was a steady
+unbroken roar. The Hun shells were falling so
+straight that many of the &lsquo;overs&rsquo; missed by only
+a few yards. The hits, of which there were quite a
+number on the leading ships, looked rather awful
+at the moment of exploding. There would be a wild
+gush of flame that seemed to be eating up everything
+it touched, and then, all of a sudden, it was gone,
+and only a few little fires would be left flickering on
+the deck. The shells which struck against the sides
+seemed to nip on into the sea almost before they
+began to explode. Neither these, nor even those
+which struck the decks and turrets, seemed to be
+doing much damage at this stage, and our own
+firing never slackened in the least. I think none of
+the destroyers were hit up to now, though there
+were a number of very near things from some of
+the &lsquo;overs.&rsquo; Our turn was coming.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This sort of a give-and-take fight had been
+going on for some time, when there was a sudden
+increase of the enemy&rsquo;s fire. From the way the
+fresh fall of shot came ranging up, it was very plain
+that new ships were coming into action, while the
+fact that the splashes were higher and heavier than
+those from the first salvoes seemed to make it likely
+that some of the Hun battleships had now arrived
+at the party. As it turned out, this was just what<!-- Page 67 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span>
+had happened, and, although we could not see them
+from the low decks of the destroyers, the first
+B.C.S. was soon under the fire of the whole Hun
+High Seas Fleet. It was to draw these on into
+action with our approaching Battle Fleet that
+Beatty now turned away to the north&rsquo;ard.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Right here was where the big moment of this
+part of the fight came. The Huns must have scented
+the chance of catching our battle cruisers on the
+&lsquo;windy corner&rsquo; as they turned, for suddenly their
+fire slackened on the ships down the line and concentrated
+on the point where that line began to
+bend. It must have been something like the barrage
+they make at the Front, for at times the water
+thrown up by the bursting shell made a solid wall
+which completely cut off my view of the ships beyond
+it. The way it seemed to boil up and quiet
+down looked like there was some sort of general
+control over the bunched fire, though that sort of
+thing would be pretty hard to handle.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The <i>Lion</i> caught only a corner of the &lsquo;boil,&rsquo; and
+left it on her starboard quarter, but the shell or two
+that struck her started a fierce fire burning &rsquo;midships,
+and I did not see the guns of that turret again
+in action. The &lsquo;P.R.&rsquo;&mdash;the <i>Princess Royal</i>&mdash;turned
+in a quiet interval of the barrage, and seemed not to
+be hit, but the <i>Queen Mary</i> steamed right into it,
+and just seemed to dissolve in a big puff of smoke
+and steam. I have no special memory of the noise
+or shock of the explosion, but the pillar of smoke<!-- Page 68 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span>
+shot up as sudden and solid as a &lsquo;Jack-in-the-box.&rsquo;
+It was black underneath, but always with a crown
+of flame at the top, as though the gases were spouting
+up inside and taking fire as they met the air.
+Some of my mates said they saw big pieces of flying
+wreckage, such as plates from turrets and decks,
+but I only remember smoke and flame. I never saw
+a bit of the &lsquo;Q.M.&rsquo; again. When the smoke cloud
+lifted she was gone completely, with nothing but a
+gap in the line to mark the place where she had
+been. The thing looked so impossible that the
+&lsquo;T.I.&rsquo; (that was what we called the torpedo gunner&rsquo;s
+mate, because he was also torpedo instructor), who
+was standing beside me, kept saying over an over
+again, &lsquo;She&rsquo;s not gone up! She&rsquo;s not gone up!&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps it was no more than a coincidence, but
+it has always struck me as being just a bit uncanny
+the way that barrage on the &lsquo;windy corner&rsquo; seemed
+to &lsquo;work by threes.&rsquo; The &lsquo;Q.M.&rsquo; was third in line,
+and up she went after the <i>Lion</i> and &lsquo;P.R.&rsquo; had
+passed unhurt. Then the <i>Tiger</i> and <i>New Zealand</i>
+weathered the turn safely, but the poor old <i>Indefat</i>.&mdash;Number
+three again&mdash;got hers. She went up
+under a rain of shells plumping down on her deck,
+just as the &lsquo;Q.M.&rsquo; did, and I remember specially
+watching the top of a turret go spinning up into the
+air, till it almost disappeared, and then came slowly
+down again, till it was lost in the rising smoke of
+the explosion.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The fire of the Huns began to be divided more<!-- Page 69 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span>
+equally among the four surviving battle cruisers
+now, and the <i>Nairobi</i> was led a lively dance dodging
+about among the &lsquo;overs.&rsquo; It was the big fire raging
+amidships that turned my eyes to the <i>Lion</i> again.
+One of the guns of the &rsquo;midships turret had a sickly
+droop to it, but the other three turrets were blazing
+away as merry as ever. We were close enough to
+see men on the bridge with the naked eye, and it
+suddenly occurred to me that one of the quietly
+moving figures there must be Admiral Beatty, who
+I knew hated to be cooped up in a conning tower in
+action. I could not be sure which he was, but everyone
+in sight looked no more concerned than if they
+had been steaming out for target practice. I didn&rsquo;t
+have time to think of it then, but every time since
+that I&rsquo;ve felt surer and surer that no man since the
+world began ever showed more real guts than
+Beatty in that part of the Jutland show.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Prince stood up, and put a forty-five degree kink
+in his poker by slamming it over the steel rail of the
+ladder to emphasise his words, and then stopped
+talking for a minute or two while he worried it
+straight with a hammer.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was just about this time,&rdquo; he resumed, squinting
+approvingly down the straightened bar, &ldquo;that
+the <i>Nectar</i> hoisted the signal, &lsquo;Second Division prepare
+for torpedo attack,&rsquo; and a few minutes later I
+saw the whole flotilla start streaming out, some
+ahead of the battle cruiser line, and some through
+it, toward the Huns. I also have some memory of<!-- Page 70 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span>
+seeing the &mdash;&mdash;th flotilla, smoking like young factory
+chimneys, coming out astern of the line, but I had
+no chance to see what became of them.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The range between us and the Huns had been
+decreasing for some time, and the battle cruisers at
+the head of the line loomed up pretty big and awful
+as we started to close them. I&rsquo;ve never made quite
+sure yet whether we were sent out to repel an attack
+of the Hun destroyers, or whether they were sent
+out to repel our attack. Anyhow, there they were,
+filtering out through their battle cruisers just as we
+had filtered through ours. We met and turned them
+back something more than half-way between the
+lines, but before we got to that point we had to
+pass, first through the fire of the Hun heavies, and
+then through a still hotter zone where their secondaries
+were slapping down a barrage that took some
+fancy side-stepping to avoid coming to grief in. The
+<i>Onward</i> was the first of our division to fall by the
+wayside. She stopped a &rsquo;leven-inch shell with her
+engine-room, and got stopped in turn herself.
+Luckily it didn&rsquo;t explode, or she would have been
+blown out of the water then and there. I saw her
+fall out of line and disappear in a cloud of steam,
+and that was the last peep we had of her for many
+weeks. When she finally rejoined the flotilla, we
+learned that she and another cripple&mdash;the <i>Fencer</i>,
+I think it was&mdash;had limped back home together. I
+don&rsquo;t remember just where the <i>Wanderer</i> got hers,
+but I think it must have been from the Hun&rsquo;s<!-- Page 71 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>
+secondaries. Anyhow, the first thing I remember
+was that she was gone, and that the <i>Nectar</i> was
+leading the <i>Nairobi</i>&mdash;all that was left of the division&mdash;on
+a course to cross the bows of the enemy
+battle cruisers. The Hun destroyers, which had no
+chance with us in a gun fight, had now turned tail
+and were heading back for the shelter of their battle
+line. Several of them appeared on fire, but I didn&rsquo;t
+see any sinking.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I am not quite sure what orders were made to
+the flotilla at this time, but I rather think that after
+the Hun attack had been stopped the signal was
+hoisted to return to the battle cruisers. I think that
+is what the other divisions did do, but for our division&mdash;or
+what remained of it&mdash;things were looking
+too promising just then to turn our backs on. I
+was standing by the foremost tubes at the time, and
+all of a sudden the Hun line began to turn away,
+and I saw that the leading ship was being heavily
+hit and that she was afire in two or three places. As
+she turned she presented us a fine broadside target
+at about three thousand yards, and the order came
+from the bridge to &lsquo;Stand by foremost tubes and
+fire when sights come on.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The turning of the Hun battle cruiser line exposed
+us to the fire of a number of his light cruisers
+which had been seeking shelter behind it, and some
+smashing salvoes from these began to plump down
+all around us just as we got ready to launch the torpedoes.
+Though there was not one direct hit, we<!-- Page 72 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span>
+were &lsquo;straddled&rsquo; a dozen times, and the foam
+spouts tossed up by the shells exploding on striking
+the water made a wall of smoke and spray that almost
+shut off a view of our target. Shell fragments
+were slamming up against the funnels and tinkling
+on the decks, and I believe two or three men were
+hit by them, though not much hurt. It was this sudden
+savage shelling that spoiled the only chance we
+had at the Hun big &rsquo;uns. Just as the sights were coming
+on to the leading ship a salvo came down kerplump
+right abreast of the foremost tubes, throwing
+a solid spout of green water all over them. I saw
+both mouldies start to slide out, but only one struck
+the water and began to run. A moment later I saw
+that the other, for some reason we never found out,
+but probably because it had been knocked sideways
+by the rush of water or perhaps a fragment of shell,
+was hanging by its tail to the lip of the tube, with
+its war-head full of gun-cotton trailing in the sea.
+It cleared itself when the next sea slapped it against
+the side, and started diving and jumping about like
+a wounded porpoise, most likely because its propellers
+had been knocked out. Luckily, our speed
+carried us on before it had a chance to &lsquo;boomerang&rsquo;
+back and blow up the old <i>Nairobi</i>. We could not
+watch the first torpedo run on account of the spouts
+from the falling shells, but though it started right
+to cross the enemy&rsquo;s line, there was nothing to make
+us believe it scored a hit.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Before there was time to grieve over losing our<!-- Page 73 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span>
+chance at the battle cruisers the &lsquo;T.I.&rsquo; called me to
+give him a hand with the &lsquo;midships&rsquo; tubes, as one
+of his men had been knocked out. &lsquo;There&rsquo;s a light
+cruiser just going to bear for a shot,&rsquo; he yelled
+from his seat between the tubes as I ran round to
+the breech; &lsquo;jump up and tell me what speed she&rsquo;s
+making. I can&rsquo;t see her fair from here.&rsquo; The trouble
+was that the awful speed the <i>Nairobi</i> was going at
+settled her down so low that, anywhere abaft the
+bridge, a man couldn&rsquo;t see over the bow wave from
+the deck. But, standing on top of the tubes, I was
+high enough to get a good look at the Hun, when he
+wasn&rsquo;t shut off by the spouts from the fall of shot.
+He was a small three-funnelled light cruiser, and
+every gun he had looked to be training on us.
+Another cruiser astern of him was also firing on the
+<i>Nairobi</i>, while two or three others were concentrating
+on the <i>Nectar</i>. She was getting it even hotter
+than we were, and all I could see of her&mdash;when one
+of her zigzags brought her to one side or the other
+so the bridge didn&rsquo;t cut her off from my view&mdash;was
+some masts and funnels sliding along in the middle
+of a dancing patch of foam fountains. Both <i>Nectar</i>
+and <i>Nairobi</i> were replying for all they were worth
+with their foremost guns; the after ones were too
+low down to fire at such close range with much
+effect. I saw one of our shells bursting on the Huns,
+and why their shooting at us was so bad I have
+never quite understood. The fact we were settled
+so deep aft from our speed was plainly making a lot<!-- Page 74 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span>
+of shells ricochet over what would otherwise have
+been hits, but, at the same time, the bows being so
+much higher out of the water offered all the more
+target for&rsquo;ard. It was more &lsquo;Joss&rsquo; than anything
+else, I suppose. Besides, the <i>Nectar</i> was just on
+the edge of getting hers anyhow.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I saw all these things out of the corner of my
+eye like, for my mind was centred on getting what
+the &lsquo;T.I.&rsquo; wanted to know about his cruiser. I
+knew just what this was to a &lsquo;t,&rsquo; for I&rsquo;d taken many
+a turn of drill at the tubes. &lsquo;Parallel courses,
+thousand yards range, speed about twenty-five,&rsquo; I
+shouted, jumping down again; &lsquo;and you&rsquo;ll have to
+slip her right smart or you&rsquo;ll miss your chance.&rsquo;
+Right then the seas flattened down for a few seconds,
+and the &lsquo;T.I.&rsquo;, giving me an order of how to
+train her, set his sights and pulled the cocking
+lever. A moment later he fired, and the mouldie
+slipped out smooth and easy and started running
+straight and true for a point the Hun was going to
+arrive at about a minute later.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Prince had been poking away at a sprayer as he
+talked, with the fluttering light-mote from the fire
+in the heart of the furnace playing on one of his
+squinting eyes in a way that, with the other
+quenched in shadow, gave his face a look of Cyclopean
+fierceness. &ldquo;I jumped up on the tubes again to
+follow our little tin fish on its swim,&rdquo; he resumed.
+&ldquo;There seemed to be a bit of a flap on the cruiser,
+for its next salvo fell a long way short of us. One<!-- Page 75 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span>
+of the shells&mdash;a five-or six-incher&mdash;did not explode,
+but bounced off the water and came &lsquo;skip-jacking&rsquo;
+along straight for us. It kicked into the water
+twice before it reached us, the second time right
+at the base of the wave that was rolling up and
+hiding our sunken stern, and that seemed to give
+it just enough of an up-flip to make it clear the
+<i>Nairobi&rsquo;s</i> shivering hull. It came so slow that I
+caught the glint of the copper band round its base,
+and so low that the after superstructure blotted it
+off from my sight as it passed over the stern. One of
+the after gun&rsquo;s crew told me he could have reached
+up and patted it as it tumbled along over his head.
+He said it was going so slow that he hardly felt any
+wind at all from it. Perhaps that was because he
+had his own wind up, though, for it was making a
+great buzz, and must have been carrying a big
+&lsquo;tail&rsquo; of air in its wake.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I lost track of our mouldie when I ducked&mdash;no,
+I don&rsquo;t mind admitting that&rsquo;s just what I did,
+though it missed me by a mile&mdash;and before I could
+get my eye on its wake again it had gone home. I
+think they must have spotted it coming on the
+cruiser, for I saw her begin to alter course away
+just about the time I figured it was due to arrive.
+If they were altering to avoid the mouldie, they
+turned the wrong way, for it only brought right
+abreast the funnels what&rsquo;d &lsquo;a&rsquo; been a hit somewhere
+about the bridge. I&rsquo;ve got a picture in my mind
+of what happened that I&rsquo;m dead certain is as true<!-- Page 76 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span>
+as a photograph, and the spout of water that went
+up must have been almost exactly amidships. If
+the hit had been anywhere for&rsquo;rard it would never
+have broken her back the way it did, and she might
+have got away. The funny part of it was that it
+was not the &rsquo;midships section of her, where the
+mouldie hit, that seemed to be lifted by the explosion.
+That part of her seemed just to go to
+pieces and begin to sink all at once, while the bow
+and stern halves started to come up and close together
+like a jack-knife. She must have gone down
+inside of a minute or two, but things were happening
+so fast I don&rsquo;t think I was looking when she
+disappeared.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Prince, engrossed in his story, forgot that the end
+of his poker had a sheet of flame playing upon it,
+and the heat which crept back from the rosy-red tip
+gave his palm a sharp singe as he clutched the
+handle preparatory to executing one of his sweeping
+gestures. From then on to the end of his narrative
+he paused frequently to lick with his tongue
+the blistered cuticle, the stoker&rsquo;s sovereign remedy
+for a slight burn. &ldquo;I was just starting to give the
+&lsquo;T.I.&rsquo; an account of what I had had a lot better
+chance to see than he had,&rdquo; he went on thickly,
+still touching the blisters gingerly with an extended
+tongue-tip, &ldquo;when I heard him growl, &lsquo;Stand by!
+here&rsquo;s another one. What speed d&rsquo;you think she&rsquo;s
+making?&rsquo; I was still standing up on top of the
+tubes, and&mdash;to get a better view&mdash;right in front of<!-- Page 77 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span>
+the &lsquo;T.I.&rsquo;, with my waist on just about the level of
+his face. As I turned my head to look at the second
+Hun he straddled us fair with a full salvo.
+Most of it went over, but one proj struck right
+alongside and just about flooded us out. But there
+was something heavier than water that it sent
+aboard. I felt a sharp sting across my stomach,
+as if someone had given me a cut with a whip. As
+I put my hand down to it the whole front of my
+overall dropped away where a fragment of shell
+casing had shot across it. A few threads&mdash;I found
+out later&mdash;had been started on my singlet, but my
+hide was not even scratched. I heard the &lsquo;T.I.&rsquo; give
+a yell, and when I looked round saw his face
+covered with blood, and a flap of skin from his forehead
+hanging down over one eye like a skye terrier&rsquo;s
+ear. The piece of proj had caught him a nasty
+side-swipe, though without hurting anything but
+his looks in the least. And it wasn&rsquo;t that he was
+yelling about, either, but at me for not giving him
+the course and speed of the second cruiser. He had
+the flap of skin tied up out of his eye&mdash;using a strip
+of my overall because neither of us could find a
+handkerchief&mdash;by the time I was back at the handle.
+I saw the blood dribbling over his sights, but he
+seemed to be seeing through them all right, for he
+was telling me how to train when I felt the helm
+begin to grind as it was thrown hard over to make
+a sudden alteration of course. She heeled fifteen
+or twenty degrees as she turned six points to starboard,<!-- Page 78 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span>
+and the boil of her wake flooded across her
+stern three or four feet deep. The sudden heel
+threw me off my feet, and I pulled up just in time
+to see us rushing by, and just missing by a few
+yards, a stopped destroyer that was nothing but
+spurts of fire flashing under a rolling cloud of
+steam and smoke.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;She seemed to be afire all over, and about ready
+to blow up; yet, from the quick flashes of some of
+the spurts of fire, I knew they came from a hard-pumped
+gun that some stout-hearted lads were
+working to the last. There was nothing in the look
+of that spouting volcano of smoke and steam that
+would help a man to tell whether it was a battleship
+or a trawler, but I knew that it could be only
+the <i>Nectar</i>, our Division leader. We never saw
+her nor anyone in her again. She must have gone
+down within a few minutes, and anyone that survived
+fell into the hands of the enemy. She led us
+a fine dance while it lasted, and the only pity was
+that she couldn&rsquo;t trip it to the end.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That left the old <i>Nairobi</i> as the last of the Division,
+and I haven&rsquo;t any recollection of any of the
+rest of the flotilla being in sight by then. Not that
+I had any time to look for them, though. Our sudden
+change of course to keep from ramming the
+<i>Nectar</i> spoiled our chance at the second Hun
+cruiser, but we were left no time to mourn that any
+more than the finish of the <i>Nectar</i>. Hardly had we
+left the wreck of her astern than a full salvo of<!-- Page 79 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span>
+large shells&mdash;I think they must have come from one
+of the battle cruisers, for they were much heavier
+than anything the light cruisers were firing&mdash;struck
+only thirty or forty yards short of us. The shells
+were bunched together like a salvo of air-bombs
+kicked loose all at once. The wall of water they
+threw up shut everything on that side off from
+sight for a few seconds, and when the spouts settled
+down there was a Hun destroyer inside of a mile
+away. I jumped up to give her course and speed to
+the &lsquo;T.I.&rsquo;, but before I had time more than to see
+that she had two funnels and many tubes the bursting
+projes from our foremost and midships guns
+began knocking her to pieces so fast that I soon saw
+there was no use of wasting a mouldie on the job.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I saw the captain waving encouragement from
+the bridge to the crew of the midships guns, and,
+when the noise died down for a moment, I heard
+him shout, &lsquo;You&rsquo;ve got her! Give it to her!&rsquo; Just
+then another salvo was plastered a-straddle of us,
+and I saw a fragment of shell knock the sight-setter
+of the midships gun out of his seat. He looked a
+little dazed as he climbed back, but his eye must
+have been as good as ever, for I saw his next shot
+make a hit square on a whaler they were lowering
+from the sinking Hun and blow it to bits. A minute
+or two more, and the destroyer itself blew up and
+disappeared under a column of steam and smoke.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That,&rdquo; continued Prince, beginning to prod
+anew his neglected sprayers, &ldquo;just about concluded<!-- Page 80 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span>
+our day&rsquo;s work. As there was no longer any prospect
+of getting in mouldie-range of any of the big
+Huns, and as none of the little Huns were in sight
+to fight with gun-fire, it must have occurred to the
+captain that it was time he was rejoining the
+flotilla. There was only some dark blurs on the
+north&rsquo;ard skyline to steer for at first, and the Huns
+did all they knew to keep us from getting there,
+too. For a while we were doing nothing but playing
+&lsquo;hide-and-seek&rsquo; among the salvoes they tried to
+stop us with, and I have heard since that the way
+the captain used his helm to avoid being hit at this
+stage of the show was rated as about the cleverest
+work of the kind in the whole battle.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was the Fifth B.S.&mdash;the <i>Queen Elizabeth</i>
+class&mdash;that we caught up to first, and a grand sight
+it was, the four of them standing up and giving
+battle to about the whole of the High Sea Fleet.
+They were taking a heavy pounding without turning
+a hair, so far as a man could see, and even when
+the <i>Warspite</i> had her steering gear knocked out
+and went steaming in circles it didn&rsquo;t seem to upset
+the other three very much. We sighted our own
+Battle Fleet about six, and rejoined the flotilla in
+good time to be back with the battle cruisers when
+Beatty took them round the head of the Hun line
+and only failed to cut off their retreat through
+night coming on.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Compared with what the next six or eight
+hours held for some of our destroyers&mdash;or even<!-- Page 81 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span>
+with what we had just been through ourselves&mdash;the
+night for us was fairly quiet. We were in
+action once or twice, and I saw several ships&mdash;mostly
+enemy, but one or two of our own&mdash;go up
+in flame and smoke before I went on watch down
+here at midnight. But through it all the devil&rsquo;s
+own luck which had been with us from the first
+held good. Although we were through the very
+hottest of the day action, and not the least of the
+night, the old <i>Nairobi</i> did not receive one direct hit
+from an enemy shell. She accounted for at least
+two Hun ships, saw the other three destroyers of
+her division sunk or put out of action, and returned
+to base with almost empty oil tanks and perhaps
+the largest mileage to her credit of any craft in
+the Jutland battle&mdash;all without a serious casualty
+or more than a few scratches to her paint. On top
+of it all, on the way back to harbour, by the queerest
+fluke you ever heard of, she rammed and exploded
+the air-chamber of a mouldie that had been
+fired by a Hun U-boat at the destroyer next in line
+ahead of her. As the Yanks say, &lsquo;Can you beat
+it?&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 82 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV"></a>CHAPTER IV</h2>
+
+<h3>HUNTING</h3>
+
+
+<p>&ldquo;If it&rsquo;s destroyer work you want, there are five
+of them getting under weigh at four
+o&rsquo;clock,&rdquo; said the &ldquo;Senior Officer Present,&rdquo;
+looking at his watch. &ldquo;You&rsquo;ll have just about
+time to pick up your luggage and connect if you
+want to go. I can&rsquo;t tell you what they&rsquo;re going to
+do&mdash;they won&rsquo;t know that themselves till they get
+to sea, and their orders may be changed from hour
+to hour, and things may happen to send them to
+the Channel, France, or to several other places, on
+and off the chart, before they put in here again.
+But there&rsquo;ll be work to do&mdash;plenty of it. That&rsquo;s
+the best part of this corner of the North Atlantic
+in which our Allies have done the American destroyers
+the honour of setting them on the U-boats.
+Whatever else you may suffer from, it won&rsquo;t be
+from ennui.&rdquo; It was luck indeed, on two hours&rsquo;
+notice, to have the chance of getting out in just the
+way I had planned, where I had been quite prepared
+to stand-by for twice as many days, and I
+fell in with the arrangement at once.</p>
+
+<p>Captain X&mdash;&mdash; ran his eye down a board where
+the names of a number of destroyers were displayed<!-- Page 83 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span>
+against certain data indicating their whereabouts
+and disposition. &ldquo;<i>Zop</i>, <i>Zap</i>, <i>Zip</i>, <i>Zim</i>,
+<i>Zam</i>,&rdquo; he read musingly. &ldquo;<i>Zip</i>&mdash;yes, I don&rsquo;t think
+I can do better than send you on the <i>Zip</i>. Her
+skipper is as keen as he is able, and the <i>Zip</i> herself
+has the reputation of having something of a nose
+for U-boats on her own account. I&rsquo;ll advise him
+you&rsquo;re coming. Pick up your sea togs and put off
+to her as soon as you can. Good luck.&rdquo; The
+American naval officer, like the British, never says
+&ldquo;Good-bye&rdquo; if it can possibly be avoided.</p>
+
+<p>They were already preparing to unmoor as I
+clambered over the side of the <i>Zip</i>, and by the time
+I had shifted to sea-boots and oilskins in the captain&rsquo;s
+cabin&mdash;which, unoccupied by himself during
+that strenuous interval, was to be mine at sea&mdash;she
+was swinging in the stream and nosing out into the
+creaming wakes of the two of her dazzle-painted
+sisters who were preceding her down the bay.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>There are several things that strike one as different
+on going to an American warship after a spell in
+a British ship of the same class, but the one which
+surges to meet you and goes to your head like wine
+is the all-pervading spirit of vibrant, sparkling, unquenchable
+youthfulness. Everything you see and
+hear seems to radiate it&mdash;every throb of the engines,
+every beat of the screws&mdash;and at first you
+may almost get the impression that it comes from
+the ship herself. But when you start to trace it<!-- Page 84 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>
+down, you find it bubbles from a single fount, the
+men, or rather the boys&mdash;the lounging, laughing,
+devil-may-care boys. Theirs the alchemy to transform
+every one and everything that comes near
+them into the golden seeming of themselves.</p>
+
+<p>This youthfulness of the American destroyers is
+in the crew rather than the officers, for the latter&mdash;especially
+the captain and executive&mdash;will average,
+if anything, a shade older than their &ldquo;opposite
+numbers&rdquo; in a British destroyer. There is a certain
+minimum of highly specialised work in navigating
+and fighting a destroyer which must be in
+the hands of officers and men who can have only
+attained the requisite training in long years of
+technical study and practical experience. Given
+these, and the remainder of the ship&rsquo;s company&mdash;provided
+only that they have digestive organs that
+will continue to function when tilted through a
+dozen different slants and angles in as many seconds&mdash;can
+be trained to perfection in an astonishingly
+short time. Here it is that America has
+scored, for there is no doubt that the youngsters
+that have rushed to enrol themselves for her destroyer
+service are better educated and quicker in
+mind and body than those available for any other
+navy in the war. It is the incomparable adaptability
+these advantages have conspired to give him
+that has made the Yankee destroyer rating a combination
+of keenness and efficiency that leaves little,
+if anything, to be desired on either score.<!-- Page 85 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Here is the way a British naval officer who is
+familiar with the work of the American destroyer
+flotilla expressed himself in this connection: &ldquo;The
+ship&rsquo;s company of any one of these American destroyers,&rdquo;
+he said, &ldquo;will average a good five years
+younger than that of a British destroyer. Off
+hand, one would say that this would tell against
+them, but, as a matter of fact, quite the contrary
+is the case.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Given that the command and the technical operations
+are in the hands of highly trained and
+fairly serious-minded officers, you can&rsquo;t have too
+much slapbang, hell-for-leather, devil-take-the-consequences
+spirit in the ship&rsquo;s company. And where
+will you find that save in the youngsters&mdash;tireless,
+fearless, careless boys. They&rsquo;ve found that out in
+the air services, and we&rsquo;re finding it out in the destroyers.
+And right there&mdash;in these quick-headed,
+quick-footed super-boys of theirs&mdash;is where the Yankee
+destroyers have the best of us. It is they&mdash;working
+under consummately clever officers&mdash;that
+enabled the American destroyer flotilla to reach
+in a stride a working efficiency which we had been
+straining up to for three years.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>The green hills astern had turned grey and dissolved
+in mist and darkness before the captain was
+able to announce what work was afoot for us. The
+<i>Zim</i> and <i>Zam</i>, it appeared, were to be detached on
+some mission of their own, while the <i>Zop</i>, <i>Zap</i>,<!-- Page 86 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span>
+and <i>Zip</i>, after &ldquo;hunting&rdquo; submarines for some
+time, were to proceed to a certain port, pick up the
+<i>Lymptania</i>, and escort her through the danger
+zone on her westward voyage. The captain was
+grinning as he finished reading the order. &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t
+give you any definite assurance,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that
+the hunt part of the stunt is going to scare up any
+U-boats, although the prospects this week are more
+promising than for some time; but&rdquo;&mdash;he turned
+his level gaze to the westward, where the in-rolling
+Atlantic swells were blotting with undulant humps
+the fading primrose of the narrow strip of after-glow&mdash;&ldquo;if
+this wind and sea keep the same force
+and direction for three or four days more, I&rsquo;ll
+promise you all the excitement your heart can desire
+when we take on our escort duties. The last
+time we took out the old <i>Lymptania</i>&mdash;well, I&rsquo;ve
+got marks on me yet from the corners I got banged
+up against, and as for the poor little <i>Zip</i>&mdash;but she&rsquo;s
+had a refit since and most of the scars have been
+removed. As you will have ample chance to see
+for yourself, there isn&rsquo;t a lot of <i>dolce far niente</i> in
+any of this life we lead in connection with our little
+game here, but if there is one phase of our activities
+that is farther removed from &lsquo;peace, perfect peace&rsquo;
+than any other, it is trying to screen an ex-Atlantic
+greyhound that is boring at umpty-ump knots into
+a head wind and sea. Strafing U-boats is a Sunday-school
+picnic in comparison at any time; but
+it will be worse this week because they have just<!-- Page 87 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span>
+put down a couple of big liners, and the skipper of
+the <i>Lymptania</i>, knowing they will be laying for
+him, will force her like he was trying to get his
+company the trans-Atlantic mail subsidy. For us
+to cut zigzags around that kind of a thing&mdash;but
+you&rsquo;ll be able to judge for yourself. I only hope
+we can catch you a U-boat or two by way of preliminary,
+so as to lead up to the climax by slow
+degrees.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Things were fairly comfy that night&mdash;that is, as
+comfort goes in a destroyer. There was a good stiff
+wind and a good deal more than a lop of sea running;
+but as both were coming on the quarter and
+we were plodding along at no great speed, the <i>Zip</i>
+made very passable weather of it. The bridge, save
+for occasional showers of light spray where a sea
+slapped over the side, was quite dry, and even on
+the long run of low deck amidships there were several
+havens of refuge where the men off watch could
+foregather to smoke and yarn without fear of more
+than an occasional spurt of brine. A dry deck
+does not chance every day that a destroyer is on
+business bent at sea, and when it does, like sunshine
+in Scotland, is a thing to luxuriate in.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="PAWS" id="PAWS"><img src="images/illo03.jpg" alt="KAMERADING WITH UPLIFTED PAWS"
+ style="border:0" title="KAMERADING WITH UPLIFTED PAWS"
+ height="369" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+
+<h4>&ldquo;KAMERADING&rdquo; WITH UPLIFTED PAWS</h4>
+
+
+<p>As the twilight deepened and melted into the
+light of a moon that was but a day or two from the
+full&mdash;&ldquo;bad luck for the <i>Lymptania</i> convoy, that
+moon,&rdquo; the captain had said as he noted how it was
+waxing on his chart&mdash;I came down from the bridge
+and worked along from group to group of the sailor<!-- Page 88 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>
+men where, lounging and laughing, they sheltered
+in the lee of funnel and boat and superstructure.
+The first one I pushed into was centred round a
+discussion, or rather an argument, between two
+boys, the one from Kansas and the other from
+Oklahoma, as to which had raised the best and
+biggest corn in the course of some sort of growing
+competitions they had once taken part in. Several
+others standing about also appeared to have come
+from one or other of those fine naval-recruiting
+States of the Middle West, and seemed to know
+not a little about intensive maize culture themselves.
+I was just ingratiating myself with this
+party by nodding assent and voicing an emphatic
+&ldquo;Sure!&rdquo; to one&rsquo;s query of &ldquo;Some corn that, mister,
+hey?&rdquo; when I discovered a cosmopolitan group
+(two Filipino stewards, the coloured cook, and
+three or four bluejackets in sleeveless grey
+sweaters) collaborating in the arduous task of
+teaching a very sad-faced white mongrel to sit up on
+his haunches and beg. Or rather it was an elaboration
+of that classic trick. On drawing nearer I
+perceived that the lugubrious-visaged canine
+already had mastered begging for food, and that
+now they were endeavouring to teach him to beg
+for mercy. At the order &ldquo;Kamerad!&rdquo; instead of
+sitting with down-drooping paws, he was being
+instructed to raise the latter above his head and
+give tongue to a wail of entreaty. He was a
+brighter pup than his looks would have indicated,<!-- Page 89 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>
+and had already become letter perfect in the wail.
+&ldquo;Kamerading&rdquo; properly with uplifted paws, however,
+was rather too much for his balance, at least
+while teetering on the edge of a condensed milk
+case which was itself sliding about the deck of a
+careening destroyer. The dog had been christened
+&ldquo;Ole Oleson,&rdquo; one of the sailors told me, both because
+he was &ldquo;some kind of a Swede&rdquo; and because,
+like his famous namesake, he had tried to come
+aboard in &ldquo;two jumps&rdquo; the day they found him
+perched on a bit of wreckage of the Norwegian
+barque to which he had belonged, and which had
+been sunk by a U-boat an hour previously. The men
+seemed to be very fond of him, and I overheard the
+one who picked him up off the box to make a place
+for me to sit on, whisper into his cocked ear that
+they were going to try to catch a Hun in the next
+day or two for him to sharpen his teeth on.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>These boys told me a number of stories in connection
+with the survivors they had rescued, or
+failed to rescue, from ships sunk by U-boats. Most
+of them were the usual accounts of firing on open
+boats in an attempt to sink without a trace, but
+there was one piquant recital which revealed the
+always diverting Hun sense of humour at a new
+slant. This was displayed, as it chanced, on the
+occasion of the sinking of &ldquo;Ole&rsquo;s&rdquo; ship, the Norwegian
+barque. After this unlucky craft had been put
+down by shell-fire and bombs, the U-boat ran alongside<!-- Page 90 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>
+the whaler containing the captain and mate,
+and they were ordered aboard to be interrogated.
+Under the pretence of preventing any attempt to
+escape on the part of the remainder of those in
+this boat, the Germans made them clamber up and
+stand on the narrow steel run-way which serves as
+the upper deck of a submarine. No sooner were
+they here, however, than the Hun humorist on the
+bridge began slowly submerging. When the water
+was lapping round the necks of the unfortunate
+Norwegians, and just threatening to engulf them,
+the nose of the U-boat was slanted up again, this
+finely finessed operation being repeated during all
+of the time that the captain and mate were being
+pumped below by the commander of the submarine.
+No great harm&mdash;save that one of the sailors, losing
+his nerve when the U-boat started down the first
+time, dived over, struck his head on one of the bow-rudders
+and was drowned&mdash;was done by this little
+pleasantry, but it is so illuminative of what the
+Hun is in his lightsome moods that I have thought
+it worth setting down.</p>
+
+<p>The American is more violent in his feelings than
+the Briton, and much more inclined to say what he
+thinks; and I found these boys&mdash;to use the expressive
+phrase of one of them&mdash;&ldquo;mad clean
+through&rdquo; at the Hun pirate and all he stands for.
+America&mdash;with more time to do that sort of thing&mdash;has
+undoubtedly gone farther than any other
+country in the war in trying to give her soldiers
+and sailors a proper idea of the beast they have<!-- Page 91 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span>
+been sent out to slay. These lessons seem to have
+sunk home with all of them, and when it has been
+supplemented&mdash;as in the case of the sailors in the
+destroyers&mdash;by the first-hand teachings of the Huns
+themselves, it generally leaves a man in something
+like the proper state of mind for the task in hand.
+Not that I really think any of the Americans, when
+they have the chance, as happens every now and
+then, will carry out all the little plans they claim to
+be maturing, but&mdash;well, if I was an exponent of the
+U-boat branch of German kultur, and my <i>unterseeboot</i>
+was depth-charged by a British and an American
+destroyer, and I came sputtering up to the surface
+midway between them, I don&rsquo;t think I would
+strike out for the lifebuoy trailing over the quarter
+of the one flying the Stars and Stripes. I may be
+wrong, but somehow I have the feeling that the
+Briton&mdash;be he soldier, sailor, or civilian&mdash;hasn&rsquo;t
+quite the same capacity as the Yank for keeping up
+the temperature of his passion, for feeling &ldquo;mad
+clean through.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Joining another group bunched in the lee of a
+tier of meat-safes, I chanced upon a debate which
+threw an illuminative beam on the feelings of what
+might once have been classified as hyphenated
+Americans. At first the whole six or eight of them,
+in all harmony and unanimity, had been engaged
+in cursing Sinn Feiners, with whom it appeared
+they had been having considerable contact&mdash;physical<!-- Page 92 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span>
+and otherwise&mdash;in the course of the last few
+months. Then one of the more rabid of them on
+this particular subject&mdash;he and one of his mates
+had been waylaid and beaten by a dozen hulking
+young Irishmen who resented the attentions the
+Yankees were receiving from the local girls&mdash;threw
+a bone of dissension into the ring by declaring that
+a Sinn Feiner was as bad as a Hun and ought to
+be treated the same way.</p>
+
+<p>The most of them could hardly bring themselves
+to agree to this, but in the rather mixed argument
+which followed it transpired that the lad who had
+led the attack on Sinn Fein was named Morarity
+and had been born in Cork, and that the one who
+maintained that nothing on two legs, not even a
+Sinn Feiner, was as &ldquo;ornery as a Hun,&rdquo; was
+named Steinholz, and had been born in St. Louis
+of German parents.</p>
+
+<p>The wherefore of this they explained to me
+severally presently, when it turned out that their
+views&mdash;as regards their duties as Americans&mdash;were
+precisely similar. Like all good Yankees, they said,
+they had it in for both the Hun and the Sinn
+Feiner; but, because each of them had a <i>name</i> to
+live down, he felt it incumbent on himself to out-strafe
+his mates in the direction from which that
+name came. It was a bit na&iuml;ve, that confession, but
+at the same time highly instructive; and I wouldn&rsquo;t
+care to be the Hun or Sinn Feiner that either of
+those ex-hyphenates had a fair chance at.<!-- Page 93 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>A very domestic little party I found cuddled up
+aft among the depth-charges. One lad&mdash;he had been
+a freshman at Cornell, I learned later, and would
+not wait to train for a commission, so keen had he
+been to get into the war&mdash;was just back from a
+week&rsquo;s leave in London, and was telling about it
+with much circumstance. There were many things
+that had interested and amused him, but the great
+experience had been three days spent as a guest in
+an English home at Wimbledon. The head of the
+family, it appeared, was some kind of a City man,
+and, encountering the doubtless aimlessly wandering
+Yank at Waterloo, had forthwith carried him
+home. Everything had bristled with interest for
+the young visitor, from the marmalade at breakfast
+and the port at dinner to croquet on the lawn and
+a punt on the Thames at Richmond. But the best
+of it all had been that he had brought a standing
+invitation from the same family to any of his mates
+who might be coming up to London while the war
+was on. During the refit, which was supposed to
+be imminent, two of these, who had plumped for
+the great London adventure, had screwed up their
+courage to following up the invitation to the hospitable
+home in question. Out of his broader experience,
+their worldly mate was tipping them off
+against possible breakers. This is the only one I
+remember: &ldquo;You&rsquo;ll find,&rdquo; he said, gesturing with
+an admonitory finger that could just be dimly
+guessed against the phosphorescence of the tossing<!-- Page 94 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span>
+wake, &ldquo;that they don&rsquo;t seem to have any great
+grudge &rsquo;gainst us for licking them and going on our
+own in &rsquo;76; but go easy on rubbing it in just the
+same, &rsquo;cause you&rsquo;re a guest in the house. Best forget
+the Revolution while you&rsquo;re over here. That
+scrap was more&rsquo;n a hundred years ago, and we&rsquo;ve
+got another on now. Half the people you meet
+here never heard of it, anyhow, and when you mention
+it to them they think you refer to another
+Revolution in France which came off about the
+same time.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>It was at about this juncture that a change of
+course brought seas which had been quartering a
+couple of points forward of the beam, and in a
+jiffy the swift spurts of brine had searched out the
+last dry corner of the deck and sent scurrying to
+shelter every man who had not a watch to stand.
+Three times I was completely drenched in groping
+forward from the after-superstructure to the ward-room,
+under the bridge, so that I was a good deal
+inclined to take it as a joke&mdash;and a rather ill-timed
+one at that&mdash;when an ensign about to turn in on
+one of the transoms muttered something about
+being thankful that we were going to have <i>one</i>
+quiet night when a man could snatch a wink of
+sleep. I asked him if he referred to the night we
+expected to be in port waiting for the <i>Lymptania</i>,
+but the fact that he had already dozed off proved
+that he really had not been trying to be funny at
+my expense. Indeed, it was a fairly quiet night, as<!-- Page 95 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span>
+nights go in destroyers; but, even so, I needed a
+good high sideboard to keep from rolling out of
+the captain&rsquo;s bunk, and then two sofa pillows and
+my overcoat to keep from pulping my shoulder
+against the sideboard.</p>
+
+<p>We were still sliding easily along at the same
+comfortable umpteen knots in the morning, but
+with the breaking of the new day a subtle change
+had come over the spirit of the ship. It was just
+such a change as one might observe in a hunter as
+he passes from a plain, where there is little cover,
+to a wood where every tree and bush may hide
+potential quarry. And that, indeed, was precisely
+the way it was with us. The night before we were
+&ldquo;on our way&rdquo;; this morning we were ploughing
+waters where U-boats were <i>known</i> to be operating.
+It was only a couple of days previously that the
+good old <i>Carpathia</i> had been put down, and not
+many hours had passed since then but what brought
+word, by one or another of the almost countless
+ways that have been devised to trace them, of an
+enemy submarine working in those waters. We
+were ready enough the night before, ready for anything
+that might have turned up; but this morning
+we were more than that.</p>
+
+<p>There was a new tenseness now, and a feeling in
+the air like that which follows the click-click after
+a trigger is set to &ldquo;hair.&rdquo; It was as though everyone,
+everything, even the good little <i>Zip</i> herself,
+was crouched for a spring.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="PEEL" id="PEEL"><img src="images/illo04.jpg" alt="HELPING THE COOK TO PEEL POTATOES"
+ style="border:0" title="HELPING THE COOK TO PEEL POTATOES"
+ height="357" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+
+<h4>HELPING THE COOK TO PEEL POTATOES</h4>
+
+<p>There was an amusing little incident I chanced<!-- Page 96 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span>
+to see which illustrates the keenness of the spirit
+animating the men even in the moments of waiting.
+A favourable course had left the deck unswept by
+water for an hour, and a half-dozen boys, off watch,
+but too restless to turn in, were trying to kill time
+by helping the cook peel potatoes. It was one of
+these whom I saw stand up, take several swift
+strides forward across the reeling deck, draw a rag
+from the pocket of his &ldquo;jeans,&rdquo; and then, with great
+care and deliberation, begin to polish a patch of
+steel plate that was exposed in the angle of two
+strips of coco-matting. &ldquo;Wha&rsquo; cher holystoning
+deck yetawhile fer, Pete?&rdquo; one of his mates shouted.
+&ldquo;Can&rsquo;cher wait till we gets back to port? We may
+have to foul your pretty work with greasy Huns
+any minnit.&rdquo; Unperturbed, Pete went right on
+rubbing, testing the footing every now and then
+with the sole of his boot. Only when the job, whatever
+it was, was done to suit his fastidious taste
+did he return to his seat on the reversed water-bucket
+and start peeling potatoes again. Not till
+a full dozen or more neatly skinned Murphies had
+passed under his knife did he vouchsafe to reply to
+the half-curious, half-pitying looks and remarks
+his mates had continued to direct at him. Then
+his explanation was as crushing as complete.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It don&rsquo;t look much as if you guys wants to get
+a Hun,&rdquo; he observed finally, running a critical eye
+over them. &ldquo;Oh, you do, do you? My mistake.<!-- Page 97 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span>
+Well, then, don&rsquo;t try to be funny with another guy
+that&rsquo;s doing his best to effect that same good end.
+Now looka here. From where I sits to my gun-station
+is just six steps. Six for me, I mean; it&rsquo;d
+be more for most of you &lsquo;shorties.&rsquo; Now I just
+figures that step number four lands my foot square
+in the dribble of oil on that patch where there ain&rsquo;t
+no matting; so what was more natural than for
+me to go and swab it up. Last time the gong
+binged I hit half a preserved peach, and sprained
+a wrist and ankle so bad that I woulda been dead
+slow on the gun if we&rsquo;d had to fire it. Keeping my
+eye peeled for another piece of peach, I pipes that
+gob of oil, and so goes and gets rid of it. It&rsquo;s painful
+having to explain a simple thing like that to
+you bone-heads, but, now that you got it, p&rsquo;raps
+you&rsquo;ll ease off on your beefing, and peel spuds.
+<i>That</i> don&rsquo;t take no brains.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Two or three times in the course of the morning
+the look-out&rsquo;s shout of &ldquo;Sail!&rdquo; bearing this way or
+that, brought those in sound of it to their feet in the
+expectation that it would be followed by the welcome
+clanging of the alarm bell; and once or twice
+the wireless picked up the S.O.S.&mdash;they do not
+send it out that way now, but these letters are still
+the common term in use to describe the call of a
+ship in distress&mdash;of a steamer that had been torpedoed.
+But the sails turned out to be friends in
+every case, while both of the ships reported sinking
+were too far away for us to be of any use to them.<!-- Page 98 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span>
+Early in the afternoon a suspiciously cruising
+craft, which proved presently to be a friend, got a
+high-explosive shell under her nose as a consequence
+of her deliberation in revealing that fact.
+The smartness with which the men tumbled to
+quarters, and the almost uncanny speed with which
+the forecastle gun was served, boded well for developments
+in case the real thing turned up.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Do you always fire a blank across their bows
+when you don&rsquo;t quite like the look of &rsquo;em?&rdquo; I
+asked the captain innocently, as he gazed dejectedly
+through his glass at certain unmistakable evidences
+proving that he had been cheated of his quarry.
+&ldquo;Blank!&rdquo; indignation and half the look that sits
+on the face of a terrier who discovers that he has
+cornered his own family&rsquo;s &ldquo;Tabby&rdquo; instead of the
+neighbour&rsquo;s &ldquo;Tom&rdquo;; &ldquo;blank!&mdash;did you ever see a
+blank &lsquo;X-point-X&rsquo; that threw up a spout as high
+as a masthead, and all black with smoke? That
+was the worst punisher we have in our lockers;
+and, what&rsquo;s more, it was meant to be a hit. And the
+next one would have been,&rdquo; he added. &ldquo;You can&rsquo;t
+afford to waste any time where five or ten seconds
+may make all the difference between bagging and
+losing a Hun.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But how about bagging something that isn&rsquo;t
+a Hun?&rdquo; I protested. &ldquo;I told you, I think, that
+I had arranged to go out next week on patrol in
+one of the American submarines; but after what
+I&rsquo;ve just seen&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;<!-- Page 99 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The burden of proof is up to the craft under
+suspicion,&rdquo; cut in the captain, &ldquo;and they ought to
+have no trouble in supplying it if they have their
+wits about them.&rdquo; Then, with a grin, &ldquo;But if
+you&rsquo;re really going out on submarine patrol next
+week, why&mdash;I&rsquo;ll promise to look twice before turning
+loose one of those&mdash;those &lsquo;blanks.&rsquo;&rdquo; How he
+kept his word is another story.</p>
+
+<p>It was about an hour or two later that the wireless
+winged word that seemed at last to herald the
+real thing. It was the S.O.S. of a steamer, and
+conveyed merely the information that she had just
+been torpedoed, with her latitude and longitude.
+The position given was only thirty or forty miles
+to the northward, and though the name in the message&mdash;it
+was <i>Namoura</i> or something similar&mdash;could
+not be found on any of our shipping lists,
+the <i>Zop</i>, as senior ship, promptly ordered course
+altered and full speed made in the hope of arriving
+on the scene in time to be of some use. With every
+minute likely to be of crucial importance, it was
+not an occasion to waste time by waiting or asking
+for orders. A swift exchange of signals between
+ships, a hurried order or two down a voice-pipe, an
+advancing of the handle of the engine-room telegraph,
+a throwing over of the wheel, and we had
+spun in the welter of our tossing wake and were
+off on a mission that might prove one of either
+mercy or destruction, or, quite conceivably, both.
+The formation in which we had been cruising when<!-- Page 100 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span>
+the signal was received gave the <i>Zip</i> something like
+a mile lead at the get-away, and this&mdash;though one
+of the others was a newer and slightly faster ship&mdash;she
+held gallantly to the end of the race. By a
+lucky chance, though there was a snoring wind and
+a lumpy sea running, the course brought both abaft
+the beam and permitted us to run nearly &ldquo;all out&rdquo;
+without imposing a serious strain on the ship. The
+difference between running before and bucking into
+seas of this kind I was to learn in a day or two.
+For the moment, conditions were all that could be
+asked to favour our getting with all dispatch into
+whatever game there was to be played.</p>
+
+<p>Many a so-called express train has travelled
+slower than any one of those three destroyers was
+ploughing its way through solid green water. For
+a few seconds after &ldquo;Full speed!&rdquo; had been rung
+down to their engine-rooms, swift-spinning smoke
+rings had shot up from their funnels and gone
+reeling off down to leeward; then, with perfect
+synchronisation of draught and oil, the duskiness
+above the mouths of the stumpy stacks had cleared,
+and only the mirage on the horizon astern betrayed
+the up-spouting jets of hot gases. Only the vibrant
+throb of the speeding engines&mdash;so pervading that
+it seemed to pulse like heart-beats through the
+very steel itself&mdash;gave hint of the mightiness of the
+effort that speed was costing. With that throb
+stilled&mdash;and the mounting wake quenched&mdash;the progress
+of that thousand tons or so of steam-driven<!-- Page 101 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span>
+steel would have seemed scarcely less effortless than
+that of an aeroplane.</p>
+
+<p>An order from the Commander-in-Chief&mdash;which
+was picked up presently&mdash;to go to the assistance of
+the torpedoed ship and to &ldquo;hunt submarine&rdquo; had
+been anticipated; but the real name of the steamer&mdash;finally
+transmitted correctly&mdash;brought to me at
+least a distinct shock. It was H.M.S. <i>Marmora</i>,
+and the <i>Marmora</i>, the former P. &amp; O. Australian
+liner, was an old friend. To anyone who loves the
+sea a ship, no matter of what kind, has a personality.
+But in the case of a ship in which he has
+sailed&mdash;lived in, worked and played in, been happy
+in, perhaps gone through certain dangers in&mdash;has
+more than a personality, it has a place in his heart.
+Many and many a morning since the first U-boat
+campaign was started I had read&mdash;and never without
+a lump rising in my throat&mdash;of the passing of
+just such a friend, of the going out of the world of
+something&mdash;almost of &ldquo;some one&rdquo;&mdash;which I had
+always looked forward to seeing again. <i>Afric</i>,
+<i>Arabic</i>, <i>Aragon</i>, I knew their names well enough to
+compile the list alphabetically. It would have run
+to some score in length, and from every name would
+have led a long train of treasured memories. But
+the blow had never come quite this way before,
+never fallen quite so near at home. An especially
+dear friend had just been stricken less than a degree
+of latitude away; but the poignancy of that
+realisation was tempered by the thought that I was<!-- Page 102 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>
+in a ship rushing to her assistance, a ship that
+could be as swift to succour as to avenge.</p>
+
+<p>I must confess to a queerly mixed state of mind
+that next half-hour. Consumed as I was with interest
+in our terribly purposeful progress leading
+up to the entrance into that grim drama approaching
+its climacteric act just beyond the sky-line,
+there were also vivid flare-backs of memory to the
+days of my friendship with the <i>Marmora</i>, arresting
+flashlights of the swift refreshing morning dive
+into the canvas pool on her forecastle, of lounging
+chairs ranged in long rows &rsquo;twixt snowy decks and
+awnings, of a phosphorescent bow-wave curling
+back and blotting the reflections of stars in a
+tropical sea. There was a picture of the clean
+sweet lines of her as&mdash;buff, black, and beautiful&mdash;she
+lay at the north end of the horseshoe of the
+Circular Quay at Sydney, with a rakish Messageries
+liner moored astern of her and a bluff
+Norddeutscher Lloyd packet ahead. It was her
+maiden voyage, and Australia, which had never
+seen so swift and luxurious a liner before, was receiving
+her like a newly arrived <i>prima donna</i>. I
+took passage in her back as far as Colombo. That
+fortnight&rsquo;s voyage had been diverting in a number
+of ways, I recalled, but most of all, perhaps, as a
+consequence of the throwing together of a large
+party of Wesleyan missionaries from Fiji and the
+members of a London musical comedy company
+returning from its Australian &ldquo;triumphs.&rdquo; I was<!-- Page 103 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span>
+just beginning to chuckle inwardly at the recollection
+of what one of the missionary ladies had said
+to a buxom chorus-girl who tripped out to the
+fancy dress cricket-match in her pink tights and a
+ballet skirt, when the ting-a-ling of a bell brought
+the captain to the radio-room voice-pipe. &ldquo;Message
+just received,&rdquo; I heard him repeat. &ldquo;All right.
+Send it up.&rdquo; He slapped down the voice-pipe cover,
+and a messenger had handed him the signal before
+he had paced twice across the bridge.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Marmora</i> just sunk,&rdquo; he read; &ldquo;survivors
+picked up by P.B.&rsquo;s <i>X</i> and <i>Y</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The sinking made no immediate change in our
+plans. There was still a chance we might be of use
+with the survivors, and also the matter of the U-boat
+to be looked after. With no abatement of
+speed, all three destroyers drove on. The navigating
+officer reckoned that in another fifteen minutes
+we should be sighting the rescuing craft, and
+probably wreckage; but when twice that time still
+left a clear horizon ahead, it began to appear as
+though there had been a mistake of some kind.
+And so there had, but it was a lucky mistake for
+us. It was some time later before they figured just
+how it had chanced, but what had happened was
+this. The <i>Marmora&rsquo;s</i> last despairing call&mdash;doubtless
+sent out by a breaking-down radio&mdash;gave her
+position as some ten or twelve miles out from what
+it really was. The consequence was that, heading
+somewhat wide of the sinking ship, to which, however,<!-- Page 104 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>
+on account of the presence of the patrol boats,
+which had evidently been close enough to come to
+her immediate assistance, we could have been of
+small use, we had steered directly for the one point
+where it was most desirable we should make our
+appearance at that psychological moment: for the
+point, in short, at which the coolly calculative
+skipper of the U-boat responsible for the outrage,
+after running submerged for an hour or more and
+doubtless figuring he had come sufficiently far
+from the madding crowd that would throng the
+immediate vicinity of the wreckage to be at peace,
+had come up to smoke his evening pipe and cogitate
+upon the Freedom of the Seas.</p>
+
+<p>It was just as it began to become apparent that
+we were badly adrift as regards the point where
+the <i>Marmora</i> had gone down that a whine from the
+lookout&rsquo;s voice-pipe reported to the bridge that it
+had sighted a &ldquo;sail&mdash;port, ten.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What is it?&rdquo; asked back the captain.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Looks like subm&rsquo;rine,&rdquo; came the reply; and with
+one quick movement the captain had started the
+alarm-bell sounding &ldquo;General quarters!&rdquo; in every
+part of the ship. With every man knowing precisely
+what he had to do, and how to do it, there
+was incredible speed without confusion. Tumbling
+to their stations like hounds on a hot scent, they
+yet managed to avoid getting in each other&rsquo;s way,
+even in the narrow passages and on the ladders. The<!-- Page 105 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span>
+loom of the conning-tower was plain to the naked
+eye, now that one knew where to look for it, but
+only for a few minutes. Even as a swiftly passed
+shell was thrown into the open breech of the forecastle
+gun, came the look-out&rsquo;s whine through the
+voice-pipe, &ldquo;She&rsquo;s going down, sir; she&rsquo;s gone!&rdquo;
+The breech of the gun spun shut, but the eye of the
+sightsetter groped along an empty horizon.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Never mind,&rdquo; muttered the captain grimly.
+&ldquo;Couldn&rsquo;t have croaked him with one shot anyhow.
+Got something better&rsquo;n shells for him. Now
+for it,&rdquo; and his hand went back to pull the wire of
+a gong which gave certain orders to the men standing-by
+with the depth-charges. That, a word down
+the engine-room voice-pipe, and a fraction of a
+point&rsquo;s alteration in the course&mdash;and there was only
+one thing left to be done. The time for that had
+not quite arrived.</p>
+
+<p>Because a destroyer&rsquo;s engine-room telegraph-hand
+points to &ldquo;Full speed!&rdquo; it does not necessarily
+mean that there are not ways of forcing more revolutions
+from the engines, of driving her still faster
+through the water should the need arise. Such a
+need now confronted the <i>Zip</i>, and, like the thoroughbred
+she was, her response was instant and
+generous. The pulsing throb of her quickened till
+it was almost a hum; the quivering insistency of it
+struck straight to the marrow of the bones,
+drummed in the depths of one&rsquo;s innermost being.<!-- Page 106 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span>
+If there is anything to stir the blood of a man like
+a destroyer beginning to see red and go Berserk,
+I have yet to encounter it.</p>
+
+<p>There must have been something like three miles
+to go from the point where the U-boat had been
+sighted to the point where the inevitable patch of
+grease would mark the place where it had submerged,
+and rather less than twice that many
+minutes had elapsed when the cry of &ldquo;Oil slick&mdash;starboard
+bow!&rdquo; came almost simultaneously from
+the look-outs in the foretop and on the bridge.
+Over went the helm a spoke or two, and the executive
+officer, in his hand a thin piece of board with a
+table of figures pasted on it, moved up beside the
+captain. Straight down the wobbly track of iridescent
+film drove the <i>Zip</i>, and when a certain length
+of it had been put astern, the captain turned and
+drew a lever to him with a sharp pull.</p>
+
+<p>Three, four seconds passed, and then, simultaneously
+with a heavy knocking thud, a round
+patch of water a hundred yards or so astern quivered
+and fizzed up sharply like the surface of a
+glass of whisky-and-soda after the siphon has
+ceased to play on it. Following that by a second or
+two, a smooth rounded geyser of foam boiled up a
+dozen feet or so, and then gradually subsided.
+That one, plainly, was a deep-set charge, whose force
+was expended far beneath the surface. A second
+one threw a geyser twice as high as the first, and a
+third, which fizzed and spouted almost simultaneously,<!-- Page 107 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span>
+blotted out a great patch of sternward sky
+with its smoke-shot eruption.</p>
+
+<p>Presently the <i>Zop</i> &ldquo;struck oil,&rdquo; and then the <i>Zap</i>.
+Soon the muffled booms of their rapidly scuttled
+depth-charges began to drum, while astern of them
+the foam-spouts nicked the sky-line like a stubby
+picket fence.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps the lad whom I later overheard describing
+that bombardment by saying that &ldquo;&rsquo;tween
+the three of us, we was scattering &lsquo;cans&rsquo; like rice
+at a wedding&rdquo; was guilty of some exaggeration;
+but it is a fact that they were spilling over very
+fast and, there is little doubt, with telling effect.
+The savageness of the bolts of wrath released by
+the exploding charges was strikingly disclosed when
+two of them chanced to be dropped at nearly the
+same time by destroyers a mile or more apart, when
+the under-sea &ldquo;jolts&rdquo; would meet half-way and
+form weird evanescent &ldquo;rips&rdquo; of dancing froth
+strongly suggestive of chain-lightning. The way in
+which even the most distant of the detonations
+made a destroyer &ldquo;bump the bumps,&rdquo; quite as
+though it was striking a series of solid obstructions,
+gave some hints of the bolts that were descending
+upon the lurking pirate.</p>
+
+<p>At the end of a minute or two a quick order from
+the captain sent the wheel spinning over, and, with
+raucous grinding of helm, round we swung through
+sixteen points to head back in reverse over the path
+of destruction we had just traversed. Just as the<!-- Page 108 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span>
+steel runners of a racing skater throw ice when he
+makes a sudden turn, so the screws of a speeding
+destroyer hurl water. The stern sank deep into
+the propeller-scooped void, so that the high-tossed
+side-slipping wake buried it beneath a frothing
+flood. Through several long seconds I saw the
+water boiling above the waists of the men at the
+depth-charges, without appearing to disturb them
+in the least; then the wheel was spun back &rsquo;midships&mdash;and
+a spoke or two beyond to meet and
+steady her&mdash;the bow wave resumed its curled
+symmetry and the wake began trailing off astern
+again.</p>
+
+<p>It was into a peaceful sea, indolently rolling,
+sunset tinged and slightly sleeked with a thin
+streak of oil, that we had raced five minutes before;
+it was a troubled sea, charge-churned and wave-slashed,
+that we now nosed back into to see what
+good our coming had wrought. The grey-blue-black
+of the long oil wake had been scattered into broken
+patches by the explosions. Most of these were pale,
+sickly, and highly an&aelig;mic in colour, and of scant
+promise; but for one, where fresh oil rising spread
+rainbow-bright upon the surface, the <i>Zip</i> headed
+full tilt. The explosion here appeared to have been
+an unusually heavy one, for the sea was dotted with
+the white bellies of stunned fish, most of them floating
+high out of the water, with trickles of blood
+running from their upturned mouths and distended<!-- Page 109 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span>
+gills. A six or eight-foot shark, wriggling drunkenly
+along the surface with a broken back, was
+hailed with a howl of delight by the men, who
+claimed to see in the fact that the unlucky monster
+could not submerge his telltale dorsal, a sign that
+their Fritz might be in the same difficulty.</p>
+
+<p>Another &ldquo;can&rdquo; or two was let go as we dashed
+through that iridescent &ldquo;fount of promise&rdquo;; and
+when we turned back to it again the wounded shark
+had ceased to wriggle and now floated inertly
+among his hapless brothers. But of Fritz&mdash;save
+for a glad new gush of oil&mdash;no sign. Prisoners or
+wreckage are rated as the only indubitable evidence
+of the destruction of a U-boat, and neither of these
+were we able to woo to the surface in that busy hour
+which elapsed before the descending pall of darkness
+put a period to our well-meant efforts. During
+that time not the most delicate instrument devised
+by science for that purpose revealed any
+indication of life or movement in the depths below.
+As the water at this point was far too deep to allow
+a submarine to descend and lie on the bottom without
+being crushed, this fact appeared morally conclusive.
+It was this I had in mind when I tried to
+draw the captain out on the subject. &ldquo;Of course
+there&rsquo;s no doubt we bagged him?&rdquo; I hazarded, in
+a quiet interval when we were watchfully waiting
+for something to turn up, or rather come up. He
+smiled a rather tired smile. &ldquo;Oh, very likely we<!-- Page 110 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span>
+have,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;But, unluckily, there&rsquo;s nothing
+we can lay our hands on to carry away and
+prove it. In case this particular Fritz doesn&rsquo;t come
+to life and sink another ship in the course of the
+next few days, there is just a chance that we may
+be credited with a &lsquo;Possible.&rsquo; They never err on
+the optimistic side in sizing up a little brush of
+this kind, and perhaps it&rsquo;s just as well. Anyhow,
+a game like this is worth playing on its own
+account, whether you come in with a scalp at your
+belt every time or not.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>It was just as darkness was slowing down our
+anti-U-boat operations, that a signal came through
+stating that there were believed to be several survivors
+still alive among the wreckage of the <i>Marmora</i>,
+and ordering us to proceed to the scene of
+her sinking with all dispatch. The moon was rising
+as we began to nose among the pathetic litter
+of scraps that was all that remained afloat of what,
+five or six hours previously, had been a swift and
+beautiful auxiliary cruiser.</p>
+
+<p>There was enough light for us to be reasonably
+sure, at the end of an hour&rsquo;s search, that our mission
+was in vain; that there remained no living man
+to pick up. There was something strangely
+familiar, though, in the lines of a cutter which, in
+spite of a smashed gunwale, was still afloat, and I
+was just thinking of how grateful a lee, in the monsoon,
+the windward side of the old <i>Marmora&rsquo;s</i> lifeboats
+had furnished for a deck-chair or two, when<!-- Page 111 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span>
+the captain, advancing the handle of the engine-room
+telegraph, turned to me with: &ldquo;We&rsquo;re off to
+rendezvous with the <i>Lymptania</i> now; I think we
+can promise you some real excitement in the course
+of the next day or two.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 112 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></a>CHAPTER V</h2>
+
+<h3>THE CONVOY GAME</h3>
+
+
+<p>The fantastic pile of multi-coloured slabs blotting
+out a broken patch of sky above the seaward
+end of the estuary, if it had been on
+land, might have been anything from a row of
+hangars, viewed in slant perspective, to the scaffolding
+of a scenic railway, or a &ldquo;Goblin&rsquo;s Castle&rdquo; in
+Luna Park. But there in the middle of the channel,
+the mountainous bulk could only be one thing,
+the <i>Lymptania</i>, the ship which our division of
+American destroyers had been ordered to escort on
+that part of its westbound voyage in which there
+was reckoned to be danger of submarine attack.
+Distorted by the camouflage, the tumbled mass of
+jumbled colours continued to loom in jagged indefinitiveness
+as we closed it from astern, and it
+was only when we had come up well abreast of it
+that the parts settled down into &ldquo;ship-shapeliness,&rdquo;
+and the silhouette of perhaps the most
+famous of the world&rsquo;s great steamers sharpened
+against the sunlit afternoon clouds.</p>
+
+<p>The change which had been wrought in the appearance
+of the <i>Lymptania</i> since last I had seen
+her was almost beyond belief. Then she had been<!-- Page 113 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span>
+a hospital ship, with everything about her, from
+snowy whiteness to red crosses in paint and coloured
+lights, calculated to establish her character,
+to give her the protection of conspicuousness. Now
+she sought protection in quite the opposite way.
+Every trick of scientific camouflage had been employed
+to render her inconspicuous; while, if that
+failed, there were the destroyers. The protection
+of these big liners is a considerable undertaking,
+but it has its redeeming features. As U-boat bait
+they are unrivalled, and the number of German
+submarines which have been sent to the bottom as
+a direct consequence of attempting to sink one of
+them will make a long and interesting list when the
+time comes to publish it.</p>
+
+<p>There was something almost awesome in the
+emptiness of the great ship, in the lifelessness of
+the decks, in the miles of blinded ports. The heads
+of a few sailors &ldquo;snugging down&rdquo; on the forecastle,
+a knot of officers at the end of the bridge,
+and two stewardesses in white uniforms leaning
+over the rail of one of the upper decks&mdash;that was all
+there was visible of human life on a ship which a
+few days before had been packed to the funnels
+with its thousands of American soldiers. A lanky
+destroyer gunner lounging by a ladder, described
+her exactly when he said to one of his mates: &ldquo;Gee,
+but ain&rsquo;t she the lonesome one!&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The captain of the <i>Zip</i> turned his glasses back
+to cover the little group of officers on the liner&rsquo;s<!-- Page 114 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span>
+bridge. &ldquo;There&rsquo;s the skipper,&rdquo; he said presently.
+&ldquo;I only hope he&rsquo;s well ahead of the game on the
+sleeps, for I wouldn&rsquo;t mind betting that he won&rsquo;t
+be leaving that bridge for a cup of coffee for some
+time. It&rsquo;s going to be an anxious interval for him&mdash;very
+anxious. It&rsquo;s quite beyond calculation, the
+value to the Allies at this moment of a ship of the
+size and speed of the <i>Lymptania</i>, and her skipper
+must know from what has happened the last week,
+that the Huns are all out to bag her this time, and
+he can hardly be able to extract any too much comfort
+out of the fact that it&rsquo;s about a hundred to one
+that we&rsquo;ll bag the Fritz that tries it&mdash;either before
+or after the event. Yes, it will be an anxious time
+for him&mdash;but,&rdquo; a grimly wry smile coming to his
+face as he turned his eyes to the opening seaward
+horizon, &ldquo;even so, it&rsquo;ll be nothing to the time we&rsquo;re
+in for in the <i>Zip</i> and all the rest of the escort. <i>He&rsquo;ll</i>
+be able to sleep if he happens to take a notion to;
+<i>we</i> won&rsquo;t, at least, not during the time we&rsquo;ve got
+<i>her</i> to shepherd. Again, he&rsquo;s only got the <i>chance</i>
+of being hit by a torpedo to worry about; we&rsquo;ve
+got the <i>certainty</i> of being hit by head-seas that have
+as much kick in them to a driven destroyer as a
+tin-fish full of gun-cotton. Unless the weather gets
+either a good deal better or a shade worse, we&rsquo;re
+sure up against the real thing this time.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The fact is,&rdquo; continued the captain, taking up
+the slack in the hood of his weather-proof jacket as
+a slight alteration of course brought a new slant<!-- Page 115 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span>
+of wind; &ldquo;the fact is, I&rsquo;d much rather see it get
+worse than better. If it would only kick up enough
+sea so that there was no chance of a submarine
+operating in it, she could drive right along on her
+own without any need of destroyers. But so long
+as we&rsquo;ve this weather there&rsquo;s a possibility of a torpedo
+running in, we&rsquo;ve got to hang on to the last
+shiver, and there are two or three things which are
+going to make &lsquo;hanging on&rsquo; this particular trip
+just a few degrees worse than anything we&rsquo;ve
+stacked up against before. This is about the way
+things stand: The <i>Lymptania&rsquo;s</i> best protection is
+her speed; but while she is just about the fastest
+of the big ships, she is also just about the biggest
+of the fast ships. This means that the size of the
+target she presents goes a long way toward offsetting
+the advantage of her speed; so that the
+presence of destroyers&mdash;in any kind of weather a
+submarine can work in&mdash;is very desirable, and may
+be vital.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Now the escorting of any steamer that makes
+over twenty knots an hour is a lively piece of business,
+no matter what the weather, for destroyers,
+to screen most effectively, should zigzag a good
+deal more sharply than their convoy, and that, of
+course, calls for several knots more speed. This
+can be managed all right in fair weather, or even
+in rough, where there is only a following or a beam
+sea; but where the seas come banging down from
+more than a point or two for&rsquo;ard of the beam it is<!-- Page 116 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span>
+quite a different matter. In that event, the speed
+of the whole procession depends entirely on how
+much the destroyers can stand without being reduced
+to scrap-iron. Naturally, the ship under
+escort endeavours to make her speed conform to the
+best the destroyers can do under the circumstances;
+but since an extra knot or two an hour might well
+make all the difference in avoiding a submarine
+attack, the tendency always is to keep the escorting
+craft extended to just about their limit of endurance.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Just how the mean will be struck between what
+a fast steamer thinks its escorting destroyers <i>ought</i>
+to stand, and what the destroyers really <i>can</i> stand,
+depends upon several things. Perhaps the principal
+factor is the state of mind of the skipper of
+the steamer, and that, in turn, is influenced by the
+value of his ship&mdash;both actual and potential&mdash;and
+the danger of submarine attack at that particular
+time in the waters under traverse. When the destroyers
+set out to escort a very fast and valuable
+ship, steering into heavy head seas in waters where
+there are known to be a number of U-boats operating,
+they&rsquo;ve got the whole combination working
+against them, and the result is&mdash;just what you&rsquo;re
+slated to see this trip. Best take a good look at the
+<i>Zip</i> while you&rsquo;ve got a chance; she may be quite a
+bit altered by the time we get back to port again.
+And you might take a squint at the <i>Flossie</i> over
+there, too. She&rsquo;s our latest and swiftest, the<!-- Page 117 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span>
+Fotilla&rsquo;s pride. But this is her first experience of
+taking out an ex-ocean greyhound, and if, in a
+burst of fresh enthusiasm, she chances to tap any
+of these several extra knots of speed she is supposed
+to have&mdash;well, the <i>Flossie&rsquo;s</i> sky-line in that
+case will be modified more than those of all the
+rest of her older and wiser sisters put together.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Those were prophetic words.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The one thing that makes it certain that we&rsquo;ll
+be put to the limit to-night,&rdquo; resumed the captain,
+after he had rung up more speed on our coming out
+into opener water, &ldquo;is the news in this morning&rsquo;s
+official announcement of the sinking of the <i>Justicia</i>.
+We seem just to have struck the peak of the midsummer
+U-boat campaign. It was scarcely a week
+ago that they got the <i>Carpathian</i>. Then, a few
+days later, came the <i>Marmora</i> (you won&rsquo;t forget
+for a while the strafe we had at the U-boat which
+put her down), and now it&rsquo;s the <i>Justicia</i>, the biggest
+ship they&rsquo;ve sunk in a year or so. That&rsquo;s the
+thing that must be worrying the skipper of the
+<i>Lymptania</i>, for it shows they&rsquo;re after the great
+troop-carriers. The way they stuck to the <i>Justicia</i>
+proves they&rsquo;re not yet beyond taking some risk if
+the stake is high enough. Now and then some
+Fritz is found desperate enough to commit hari-kari
+by coming up close (if the chance offers) and
+making sure of getting his torpedo home. He gets
+what&rsquo;s coming to him, of course, but there is also
+a fair chance of his getting the ship he is after; and<!-- Page 118 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span>
+a fast liner for a U-boat is a poor exchange&mdash;from
+our standpoint. Naturally, these things all make
+the skipper of the <i>Lymptania</i> anxious to minimise
+his risks by hitting up just as hot a pace as he can,
+and that, with her size and her power, will be just
+about full speed. I can&rsquo;t tell you to a knot how fast
+that is, but I can tell you this: if you were on the
+bridge of a destroyer going at that speed when it
+hit a good heavy head-sea, the only thing that would
+tell you it wasn&rsquo;t a brick wall she had collided with
+would be the sort of moist feeling about the pile-driver
+that knocked you over the side. So it looks
+like the rub is going to come in getting the <i>Lymptania</i>
+to content herself with a speed at which&mdash;well,
+at which you can detect some slight difference
+between a head-sea and a brick wall from the bridge
+of the destroyer doing the butting. Whatever that
+proves to be, you&rsquo;ll have such a chance as you may
+never get again to see what stuff your Uncle Sam&rsquo;s
+destroyers are made of.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>We made screening formation as soon as we were
+well clear of the barraged waters of the estuary,
+though the sea we had to traverse before entering
+the open Atlantic was considered practically
+empty of menace. The <i>Lymptania</i>, making astonishingly
+little smoke for a coal-burner, worked up
+to somewhere near her top speed in a very short
+time; but, with the light-running seas well abaft
+the beam, the destroyers cut their zigzags round
+and about her with many knots in reserve. The big<!-- Page 119 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span>
+liner, with much experience to her credit, knew
+precisely what to do and how to do it, and the
+whole machine of the convoy worked as though
+pulled by a single string. Her very movements
+themselves seemed to give the various units of the
+escort their cues, for, though she steered a course
+so devious and irregular that no submarine could
+have possibly told how to head in order to waylay
+her, she was never &ldquo;uncovered.&rdquo; Ahead and
+abreast of her, going their own way individually,
+but still conforming their general movements to
+hers, the destroyers wove their practically impenetrable
+screen.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever there was ahead, it was ideal destroyer
+weather for the moment, and all hands came
+swarming out on the dry sun-warmed deck to make
+the most of it while it lasted. An importunate
+whine from a nest of arms and legs sprawling
+abreast the midships torpedo-tubes attracted my
+attention for a moment as I sauntered aft to see
+what was afoot, and presently the rattle of dice on
+the deck and an imploring &ldquo;Come on, you Seven!&rdquo;
+told me they were &ldquo;shooting Craps,&rdquo; with, I
+shortly discovered, bars of milk chocolate and
+sticks of chewing-gum for stakes. Several others
+were playing &ldquo;High, Low, Jack,&rdquo; and here and
+there&mdash;using elbows and knees to keep the bellying
+pages from blowing away&mdash;were little knots clustered
+about the latest Sunday Supplement from
+New York.<!-- Page 120 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>But quite the best thing of all was two brown-armed
+youngsters going through a proper battery
+warming-up with a real baseball. I had seen enthusiasts
+on two or three of the American units with
+the Grand Fleet playing catch right up to the
+moment &ldquo;General Quarters&rdquo; was sounded for target
+practice; but that was on the broad decks of
+battleships, with some chance of saving a ball that
+chanced to be muffed. But here the pitcher had to
+wind-up with a sort of a corkscrew stoop to keep
+from hitting his hand against a stay, while the
+catcher braced himself with one foot against a
+depth-charge and the other against the mounting
+of the after-gun. There were four or five things
+that the ball had to clear by less than a foot in its
+flight from one to the other, but the only ones of
+these I recall now are a searchlight diaphragm and
+a gong which sounded from the bridge a standby
+signal to the men at the depth-charges. I actually
+saw that skilfully directed spheroid make two complete
+round-trips, from the pitcher to the catcher
+and back, before it struck the gong a resonant bing!
+caromed against the side of an out-slung boat and
+disappeared into the froth of the wake.</p>
+
+<p>The pitcher and catcher were in a hot argument
+as to whether that was the twenty-sixth or the
+twenty-seventh ball they had lost overboard since
+the first of the month, but they fell quiet and
+turned sympathetic ears to my description of a net<!-- Page 121 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span>
+I had seen rigged on one of the American battleships
+to prevent that very trouble.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Nifty enough,&rdquo; was the pitcher&rsquo;s comment when
+I had finished describing how the net was drawn
+taut right under the stern to prevent all leakage.
+&ldquo;Only thing is, the captain might rule it off on the
+score that it&rsquo;d catch the &lsquo;cans&rsquo; we was trying to
+drop on Fritz as well as the &lsquo;wild pitches.&rsquo; Might
+do for harbour use, though. Lost balls is a considerable
+drain even there.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>It was just before dinner-time that the lengthening
+life of the seas gave warning that we were coming
+out into the Atlantic. The force of them was
+still abaft the beam, however, and their principal
+effect was to add a few degrees of roll, with an
+occasional deluge dashing in admonitory flood
+across the decks. But it was enough to make the
+Ward Room untenable, so that dinner had to be
+wolfed propped up on the transoms, one nicely balanced
+dish at a time. There would be about an
+hour more of this comparative comfort, the captain
+said, before we reached a position where the full
+force of the seas would be felt, but things would not
+really &ldquo;begin to drop&rdquo; till the <i>Lymptania</i> altered
+course and headed westerly. &ldquo;If you have any
+writing, reading, sleeping, or anything except just
+existing to do,&rdquo; he warned, as he kept his soup from
+overflowing by an undulant gesture of the hand
+which poised it, &ldquo;better do it now. It&rsquo;s your last
+chance.&rdquo;<!-- Page 122 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The forty winks I managed to snatch as a result
+of following up the sleeping part of that recommendation
+stood me in good stead in the times
+ahead. It took no little composing to doze off even
+as it was, and it was the sharp bang my head got
+from the siderail of my bunk that put a period to
+the nap I did get. The rolling had increased enormously,
+and though it was apparent we were not yet
+bucking into it, the swishing of the water on the
+forecastle overhead indicated that there had been
+enough alteration of course to bring the seas&mdash;on
+one leg of the zigzags at least&mdash;well forward of the
+beam. I climbed out, pulled on my weather-proof
+suit and sea-boots, and clambered up to the bridge.</p>
+
+<p>There were still a couple of hours to go before
+dark, and in the diffused light of a bright bank of
+sunset clouds the gay dazzle colours of all the ships
+showed up brilliantly as they ploughed the whitecap-plumed
+surface of a sea which now stretched
+unbrokenly to the westward horizon. There was a
+world of power behind the belligerent bulk of swells
+which had been gathering force under the urge of a
+west-nor&rsquo;-west wind that had chased them all the
+way from Labrador, and the destroyers, teetering
+quarteringly along their foam-crested tops, were
+rolling drunkenly and yawing viciously ahead of
+jagged wakes.</p>
+
+<p>Still driving on at express speed, however, they
+continued to maintain perfect formation on the
+swiftly steaming <i>Lymptania</i>. The latter, apparently<!-- Page 123 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span>
+as steady as though &ldquo;chocked up&rdquo; in a dry-dock,
+drove serenely on in great swinging
+zigzags.</p>
+
+<p>The captain came up from the chart-room and
+took a long look around. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s just about as I expected,&rdquo;
+he said, shaking his head dubiously. &ldquo;It
+isn&rsquo;t so rough but what a submarine might stage an
+attack if her skipper had the nerve; and it&rsquo;s a darn
+sight too rough for destroyers to screen the <i>Lymptania</i>
+with her holding to anything like full speed.
+It&rsquo;s all up now to <i>what</i> speed she will try to hold
+us to.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But what&rsquo;s the matter with this?&rdquo; I protested.
+&ldquo;We&rsquo;re still hitting the high places for speed, and,
+while I wouldn&rsquo;t call this exactly comfortable, we
+still seem to be making pretty good weather of it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="LINER" id="LINER"><img src="images/illo05.jpg"
+ alt="WHERE THE GREAT LINER PLOWED ALONG" style="border:0"
+ title="WHERE THE GREAT LINER PLOWED ALONG"
+ height="341" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+<h4>WHERE THE GREAT LINER PLOWED ALONG</h4>
+
+<p>The captain smiled indulgently. &ldquo;You&rsquo;re right,&rdquo;
+he said, &ldquo;as far as you go. We are indeed hitting
+the high places, but&mdash;the high places haven&rsquo;t
+started hitting us yet. Wait just about five or ten
+minutes,&rdquo; he added, turning his glasses to where
+the great liner, silhouetted for the moment against
+the sunset clouds, ploughed along on our port beam,
+&ldquo;and you&rsquo;ll see the difference. Ah!&rdquo; this as he
+steadied his glasses on where the boiling wake of
+the <i>Lymptania</i>, beginning to bend away in a sharp
+curve indicating a considerable alteration of course.
+&ldquo;There she goes now. Hold tight!&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>With his hand on the engine-room telegraph, the
+captain gave the men at the wheel a course to conform<!-- Page 124 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>
+to that of the <i>Lymptania</i>. Quick as a cat on
+her helm, the <i>Zip</i> swung swiftly through eight
+points and plunged ahead. This brought on her
+bows seas that had been rolling up abeam, and we
+were up against the real thing at last.</p>
+
+<p>The first sea, which she caught while she was
+still turning, the <i>Zip</i> contented herself with slicing
+off the truculently-tossing top of before crunching
+it underfoot. It was a smartly-executed performance,
+and seemed to promise encouragingly as to
+the way she might be expected to dispose of the
+next ones. The second in line, however, which she
+met head-on and essayed the same tactics with,
+dampened her ardour&mdash;and just about everything
+and everybody else below the foretop&mdash;by detaching
+a few tons of its bumptious bulk and raking her
+fore-and-aft with its rumbling green-white flood.
+The bridge was above the main weight of that blow,
+but &rsquo;midships and aft I saw men bracing themselves
+against a knee-deep stream. One bareheaded
+and bare-armed man, who had evidently been surprised
+in making his way from one hatch to
+another, I saw rolled fifteen or twenty feet and
+slammed up against the torpedo-tube which prevented
+his going overboard. He limped out of
+sight, rubbing his shoulder, and probably never
+knew how lucky he was in being caught by <i>that</i>
+wave instead of one which came along a minute
+later.</p>
+
+<p>The slams which she received from the next two<!-- Page 125 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span>
+or three seas left the <i>Zip</i> in a somewhat chastened
+mood, and rather less sanguine respecting her
+ability to go on pulling off that little stunt of surmounting
+waves by biting them in the neck and
+then trampling their bodies under foot. She was
+beginning to realise that she had a body of her
+own, and that there was something else around that
+could bite&mdash;yes, and kick, and gouge, and punch
+below the belt, and do all the other low-down tricks
+of the underhand fighter.</p>
+
+<p>Languid and uncertain of movement, like a dazed
+prize-fighter, she was just steadying herself from
+the jolt a bustling brute of a comber had dealt her
+in passing, when the skyline ahead was blotted out
+by the imminent green-black loom of a running wall
+of water which, from its height and steepness,
+might well have been kicked up by a Valparaiso
+&ldquo;Norther&rdquo; or a South Sea hurricane.</p>
+
+<p>It may have been the chastened state of mind the
+last sea had left her in which was responsible for
+<i>Zip&rsquo;s</i> deciding to take this one &ldquo;lying down&rdquo;; or
+again, it may be that she was acting, in reverse,
+after the example set by the rabbit who, because he
+couldn&rsquo;t go under the hill, went over it. At any
+rate, after one shuddering look at the mountainous
+menace tottering above her bows, she made up her
+mind that she was better off under the sea than on
+the surface, and deliberately dived. Of course, it
+was the Parthian kick the last sea had given her
+stern that was really responsible for her bows<!-- Page 126 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span>
+starting to go down at the very instant those of
+every other ship that one had had experience of
+would have been beginning to point skyward, but
+to all intents and purposes she looked, from the
+bridge, to be submerging of her own free and considered
+decision. The principal thing which
+differentiated it from the ordinary dive of a submarine
+was the fact that it was made at a sharper
+angle and at about four times the speed.</p>
+
+<p>There was something almost uncanny in the
+quietness with which that plunge began; though, on
+the latter score, there was nothing to complain of
+by about half a second later. I have seen at one
+time or another almost every conceivable kind of
+craft, from a Fijian war canoe to the latest battlecruiser,
+trying to buck head seas, and invariably
+the wave that swept it had the decency to announce
+its coming by a warning knock on the
+bows. This time there was nothing of the kind.
+The retreating sea had lifted her stern so high that
+the forecastle was under water even before the coming
+one had begun to topple over on to it. The
+consequence was that there was no preliminary
+bang to herald the onrush of the latter.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="BRICKWALL" id="BRICKWALL"><img src="images/illo06.jpg"
+ alt="WE HAD COLLIDED WITH THE BRICK WALL" style="border:0"
+ title="WE HAD COLLIDED WITH THE BRICK WALL"
+ height="323" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+<h4>WE HAD COLLIDED WITH THE &ldquo;BRICK WALL&rdquo;</h4>
+
+<p>The base of the mountainous roller simply
+flooded up over the diving forecastle and crashed
+with unbroken force against the bridge. We had
+collided with the &ldquo;brick wall&rdquo; right enough, and
+for the next few seconds at least the result was
+primal chaos.<!-- Page 127 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>I have a vivid but detached recollection of two
+or three things in the instant that the blow impended.
+One is of the helmsman, crouching low,
+with legs wide apart, locking his arms through the
+slender steel spokes of the wheel the better to
+steady her in the coming smash. Another is of the
+captain, with hunched shoulders and set jaw, throwing
+over the telegraph to stop the engines. But
+the clearest picture of all is of the submarine lookout
+on the port side&mdash;a black-eyed, black-haired boy
+with a profile that might have been copied from an
+old Roman coin&mdash;who was leaning out and grinning
+sardonically into the very teeth of the descending
+hydraulic ram. It was his savagely-flung anatomy,
+I believe, though I never made sure, which bumped
+me in the region of the solar plexus a moment later
+and broke my slipping hold on the buckling stanchion
+to which I was trying to cling.</p>
+
+<p>There was nothing whatever suggestive of water&mdash;soft,
+fluent, trickling water&mdash;in the first shattering
+impact of that mighty blow. It was as solid
+as a collision between ship and ship; indeed, the
+recollection I have of a railway wreck I was once
+in on a line in the Argentine Pampas is of a shock
+less shattering. It is difficult to record events in
+their proper sequence, partly because they were all
+happening at once, and partly because the self-centred
+frame of mind I was in at the moment was
+not favourable for detached observation. The
+noise and the jar of the crash were stupendous, yet<!-- Page 128 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span>
+neither of these has left so vivid a mental impression
+as the uncanny writhing of the two-inches-thick
+steel stanchion to which I was endeavouring
+to hold, and the nerve-racking sound of rending
+metal. I have no recollection of hearing the clink
+of broken glass, nor of being struck by pieces of
+it; yet all the panes of heavy plate which screened
+the forward end of the bridge&mdash;of a thickness, one
+had supposed, to withstand anything likely to assail
+them&mdash;were swept away as though they had been no
+more than the rice-paper squares of a Japanese
+window.</p>
+
+<p>The rush of water, of course, followed instantly
+upon the crash, yet, so vivid are my impressions of
+the things intimately connected with the blow itself
+that it seems as though there was an appreciable
+interval between the fall of that and the time when
+the enveloping cataclysm transformed the universe
+into a green-white stream of brine. From ahead,
+above and from both sides the flood poured, to meet
+and mingle in a whirling maelstrom in the middle
+of the bridge. There was nothing of blown spindrift
+to it; it was green and solid and flowed with a
+heave and a hurl that made no more of slamming a
+man to the deck than of tossing a life-buoy. I went
+the whole length of the bridge when I lost my grip
+on the port stanchion, brought up against the after-rail,
+and then went down into a tangle of signal
+flags. I remember distinctly, though, that the walls
+of water rushing by completely blotted out sea and
+sky to port and starboard, and that there was all<!-- Page 129 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span>
+the darkness of late twilight in the cavern of the
+engulfed bridge. Then the great sea tumbled aft
+along the main deck, and it grew light again.</p>
+
+<p>The captain and the helmsman had both kept
+their feet, and the latter, dripping from head to
+heel, was just throwing over the engine-room telegraph
+as I shook off my mantle of coloured bunting
+and crawled back to my moorings at the stanchion.
+Immediately afterwards I saw him jump on to the
+after-rail and make some sort of negative signal to
+a couple of half-drowned boys who, waist-deep in
+swirling water, were pawing desperately among the
+depth-charges. Then he came over and joined me
+for a few moments.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Some sea, that,&rdquo; he said, slipping down his
+hood and throwing back the brine-dripping hair
+from his forehead. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s happened before, but
+never like that. Lord only knows what it&rsquo;s done to
+her. S&rsquo;pose we&rsquo;ll begin to hear of that in a minute.&rdquo;
+He pointed to a string of porcelain insulators
+dangling at the end of twisted bits of wire in front
+of one of the paneless windows. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s the remains
+of our auxiliary radio,&rdquo; he said, grinning;
+&ldquo;and look at the fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sle. Swept clean, pretty near.
+Thank heaven, the gun&rsquo;s left. But, do you remember
+that heavy iron bar the muzzle rested on?
+Gone! It was probably that, with some of the
+shells in the rack, that made all that rat-a-tat. But
+what of it? Look how she rides &rsquo;em now that she&rsquo;s<!-- Page 130 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span>
+eased down a bit. Only trouble is, she&rsquo;s got to go
+it again. Look how we&rsquo;ve dropped back.&rdquo; And
+he gave the engine-room, by voice-pipe, a new
+&ldquo;standard&rdquo; speed, and threw the telegraph over
+to &ldquo;Full.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The pulsing throb began anew, and under the
+urge of speeding propellers the <i>Zip</i>, steering in narrowed
+zig-zags quickly regained her station. All of
+the destroyers, and the <i>Lymptania</i> as well, had
+eased down slightly, and the reduced speed meant
+also a reduction of the danger of another of those
+deep-sea dives, something no craft but a submarine
+is built to stand the strain of. But even as it was
+we were driving right up to the limit of endurance
+all the time, and the sea that did not come rolling
+up green right over the bows was the exception
+rather than the rule. From the forecastle right
+away aft there was never more than a few seconds
+at a time when the main deck was free of rollicking
+cascades of boiling brine, and there were moments
+when only the funnels and the after superstructure,
+rearing up like isolated rocks on a storm-beaten
+coast, were visible above the swirling flood. There
+were times when the men standing-by at the guns
+and torpedo-tubes seemed almost to be engulfed;
+yet none of them was swept away, and they even&mdash;from
+the way they kept joking each other in the
+lulls&mdash;appeared to be getting a good deal of sport
+out of the thing.</p>
+
+<p>The barometer was falling, and both wind and<!-- Page 131 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>
+waves gained steadily in force as the afternoon
+lengthened and merged into a twilight that was
+itself already melting before the rising moon.
+Clouds were few and scattering, and it was plain
+there were to be no hours dark enough to offer any
+protection from submarine attack. Looming as
+large as ever, the big liner offered scarcely a better
+target on the side she was illuminated by the moonlight
+than on the one from which she was silhouetted
+against it. From either side a fifth of a mile
+of steel would &ldquo;take a lot of missing,&rdquo; and her
+captain, sensibly enough, would not ease his engines
+by a revolution more than was necessary to
+keep within his destroyer screen. It was plainly
+up to the destroyers to stick it to the limit, and
+that is just what they did. As I heard one of the
+men put it, it was the &ldquo;bruisiest&rdquo; bit of escort-work
+they had ever been&mdash;or probably ever will be&mdash;called
+upon to face, but every one of those Yankee
+destroyers stayed with it to the finish.</p>
+
+<p>Now it would be the <i>Zop</i> that would emerge
+from under a mountainous sea and come drifting
+back without steerage weigh, rolling drunkenly in
+the trough, and now it would be the <i>Zap</i>. And
+now this or that result of a &ldquo;hydraulic ramming&rdquo;
+would disable one of the others temporarily. But,
+game to the last flake of brine-frosted camouflage,
+back they came to it again, and again, and yet
+again. Sunrise of the next day found them plugging
+on in station, and in station they remained<!-- Page 132 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span>
+until the <i>Lymptania</i>, beyond the zone of all possible
+submarine danger, made a general signal of
+&ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; and headed off to the westward on
+her own.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Out of the dim grey dawn of the morning after
+the night before, battered and buckled, but still unbroken,
+the wearily waggling line of the <i>Lymptania&rsquo;s</i>
+late escort trailed back into harbour. The
+mussed-up silhouette of every one of them bore
+mute testimony to the way she had been put
+&ldquo;through the mill,&rdquo; and, in most cases, the things
+that met the eye were not the worst. The <i>Zop</i>
+needed every yard of the channel as she zig-zagged
+up it under a jury steering-gear, and the <i>Zap</i>, like
+a man dazed from a blow, would have sudden
+&ldquo;mental hiati&rdquo; in which she would straggle carelessly
+out of line with an inconsequential going-to-pick-flowers-by-the-roadside
+sort of air. The <i>Zim&rsquo;s</i>
+idiosyncrasies had more of an epileptic suddenness
+about them, and her hectic coughing plainly indicated
+some kind of &ldquo;lung trouble.&rdquo; Our little
+<i>Zip</i> presented a very brave front to the outer world,
+but I heard hollow clankings punctuating the erstwhile
+even hum of the engines, while the drip, drip,
+drip and the drop, drop, drop through the crinkled
+sheet-steel sheathing of my cabin told that the deck-plates
+of the forecastle fitted a good deal less
+snugly than before they had played anvil to the
+lusty head-sea hammer.<!-- Page 133 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>But the <i>Flossie</i>, the &ldquo;latest, the swiftest, the
+flotilla&rsquo;s pride&rdquo;&mdash;the wounds of all the rest of us
+put together were as nothing to those of the <i>Flossie</i>.
+In trying to maintain her pride of place at the
+head of the escort, she <i>had</i>, for a brief space, unleashed
+those extra knots of speed the captain had
+spoken of, and all that, and even more than, he
+had prophesied had come to pass. It was just such
+a swaggerer of a sea as that first one that <i>Zip</i> had
+dived into which did the trick, only, as the <i>Flossie</i>
+was going faster, the impact was somewhat more
+severe. She was a mile or more distant from us
+when it happened, and, watching from the bridge
+of the <i>Zip</i>, we simply saw her dissolve into a sky-tossed
+spout of foam. When she reappeared she
+was floating, beam-on, to the seas, and, for the
+moment, an apparently helpless hulk.</p>
+
+<p>The captain&rsquo;s instant diagnosis of a couple of
+muffled detonations which followed was entirely
+correct.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That sea must have &lsquo;jack-knifed&rsquo; the <i>Flossie</i> so
+sharply,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that the recoil took up the
+slack in the wires, releasing two &lsquo;cans&rsquo; she seems
+to have had set and ready. It&rsquo;s about the same
+thing as just happened to us, except that the tautened
+wire only rang the stand-by bell, the signal
+for the men to set the depth-charges. First thing
+I did after we came to the surface was to negative
+that supposed order. That was what I was doing
+when I waved to those boys who were clawing at<!-- Page 134 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span>
+the &lsquo;cans,&rsquo; with their heads under water. Lucky
+they weren&rsquo;t carried away.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="BASE" id="BASE"><img src="images/illo07.jpg"
+ alt="NOW SHE WAS BACK AT BASE" style="border:0"
+ title="NOW SHE WAS BACK AT BASE"
+ height="338" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+<h4>NOW SHE WAS BACK AT BASE</h4>
+
+<p>It was a chastened <i>Flossie</i> which had gone
+floundering back to station a few minutes later, but
+somehow or other she had managed to carry on, and
+now she was back at Base. I won&rsquo;t &ldquo;give comfort
+to the enemy&rdquo; by trying to describe her appearance,
+but some hint of it may be gleaned from the
+laconic comment of one of the <i>Zip&rsquo;s</i> signalmen, as
+the &ldquo;Flotilla&rsquo;s Pride&rdquo; was warping in to moor
+alongside the mother ship.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Gee whiz!&rdquo; he ejaculated. &ldquo;See the old <i>Vindictive</i>
+limpin&rsquo; home from Zeebruggy! S&rsquo;pose
+they&rsquo;ll fill her up with concrete now an&rsquo; block a
+channel.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The captain grinned as he overheard the remark
+where he waited by the starboard rail for the last
+of the mooring lines to be made fast. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s not
+quite so bad as that,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;If need be, they&rsquo;ll
+have her, and all the rest of us, right as trivets in
+three or four days, and quite ready to take the sea
+again when our turn comes. It&rsquo;s all in the convoy
+game, anyhow, and not such bad fun after all,
+&rsquo;specially when it&rsquo;s behind you, and you&rsquo;ve got a
+bath, and a change, and a lunch at the Club, and
+an afternoon of tennis in immediate prospect.
+Come along.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 135 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VI" id="CHAPTER_VI"></a>CHAPTER VI</h2>
+
+<h3>YANK BOAT <i>versus</i> U-BOAT</h3>
+
+
+<p>It was the turn of the tide and the turn of the
+day on the &ldquo;quiet waters of the River Lee.&rdquo;
+Pale blue columns of smoke rose above the
+verdant boskiness which masked the squat brown
+cabins where the peat fires smouldered, and along
+the straggling stone wall which crowned the ridge
+the swaying heads of home-returning cows showed
+intermittently against the glowing western sky.
+The peacefulness of it was almost palpable. You
+seemed to breathe it, and could all but reach out
+with the hand and touch it.</p>
+
+<p>It permeated even to the long lines of lean destroyers
+in the stream, and it was the subtly suggestive
+influence of it which had deflected homeward
+the minds of the motley-clad sailors who were
+lounging at ease about the stern of the first of a
+&ldquo;cluster&rdquo; of three of these&mdash;like a sheaf of bright
+multi-coloured arrows the trim craft looked, with
+the level rays of the setting sun striking across
+them where they lay moored alongside each other&mdash;and
+set tongues wagging of the little things which,
+magnified by distance, loom large in the imaginations
+of men in exile.<!-- Page 136 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>They were deep in the &ldquo;old home town&rdquo; stuff
+when I sauntered inconsequently aft on the off-chance
+of picking up a yarn or two, but as there appeared
+to be no one present from my part of the
+country, no immediate opportunity to break in
+presented itself. Equally an outsider was I when
+the flow of discussion turned to woollen sweaters
+and socks and mufflers, and the golden trails of
+romance leading back from the names and messages
+sewed or knitted into them.</p>
+
+<p>No fair unknowns had ever sent <i>me</i> any of these
+soft comforts, and after I had heard a lusty youngster
+from Virginia tell how a &ldquo;sweater address&rdquo; he
+had written what he described as a &ldquo;lettah that was
+good and plenty w&rsquo;am, b&rsquo;lieve me,&rdquo; replied that she
+was &ldquo;jest goin&rsquo; twelve years,&rdquo; and that her mother
+didn&rsquo;t think she ought to be thinking of marriage
+just yet&mdash;after that I didn&rsquo;t feel quite so bad over
+not having had a chance to open one of these
+&ldquo;woolly&rdquo; correspondences. There was some
+solace, too, in hearing a pink-cheeked young ex-bank
+clerk tell how the &ldquo;abdominal bandage&rdquo;
+(they name them, as a rule, after the garment that
+starts the correspondence), with whom he had exchanged
+something like a dozen letters of cumulative
+passion, brought the affair to a sudden and
+violent end by some indirect and inadvertent
+admission which showed that she remembered when
+Grant was President.</p>
+
+<p>But when the talk drifted, as it always does in<!-- Page 137 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span>
+the end, to baseball and baseballers, I knew that
+there was going to be an opening for me presently,
+and stood by to take advantage of it. A three-year
+absentee from the bleachers, I was not sufficiently
+up on last season&rsquo;s pennant race &ldquo;dope&rdquo; to
+do more than make frequent sapient observations
+on this or that big-leaguer&rsquo;s stickwork or
+fielding as he was mentioned; but when they began
+to discuss, or rather to wrangle over, for discuss is
+far too polite a term, the theory of the game and to
+grow red in the face over such esoterics (or &ldquo;inside
+stuff,&rdquo; to put it in &ldquo;Fanese&rdquo;) as how and when
+a &ldquo;squeeze&rdquo; ought to be pulled off, I showed them
+the bulbous first joint of the little finger of my
+right hand&mdash;which there is no other way of acquiring
+than by the repeated telescopings of many
+seasons on the diamond&mdash;and was welcomed at last
+on equal terms. A seat was offered me on a depth-charge,
+across the business end of which an empty
+sack had been thrown to prevent a repetition of
+what came near happening the time a stoker, who
+was proving that Hans Wagner could never again
+be a popular idol now that we were at war with the
+Huns, punctuated his argument by hammering with
+a monkey-wrench on the firing mechanism.</p>
+
+<p>They were not as impressed as they should have
+been when I told them that I learned the game
+under the tutelage of the mighty Bill Lange (this,
+of course, because the incomparable &ldquo;Big Bill&rdquo;
+was at his zenith long before their time); but they<!-- Page 138 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span>
+were duly respectful when I said I had played
+three years&rsquo; Varsity baseball, and became quite
+deferential when I assured them I had also survived
+a season of bush-league in the North-West. There
+was some kind of electrician rating in the crowd
+who had been a bush-league twirler before his
+&ldquo;wing went glass,&rdquo; as he put it, and he, it soon
+transpired, had played in one place or another with
+a number of my old team mates of the Montana
+League. Deep in reminiscence of those good old
+days, I quite forgot my subtle scheme of using baseball
+as a stalking-horse for destroyer yarns, when
+the arrival of some callers from a British sloop
+lying a mile or two farther down the harbour recalled
+it to me. They had been in the <i>Moonflower</i>,
+the man next me said, when she put a U-boat out
+of business not long before, and one of them&mdash;he
+had some sort of decoration for his part in the
+show&mdash;spun a cracking good yarn about it if you
+got him started. This latter I managed to do by
+asking him how it chanced that the <i>Moonflower</i>
+was allowed to sport a star on her funnel. The
+story he told, the while he rolled cigarettes and
+worked his jaws on Yankee chewing-gum, revealed
+rather too much that may be used in some future
+surprise party to make it possible to publish just
+yet, but it had the desired effect of turning the current
+of reminiscence U-boatward. That was what
+I wanted, for, now that men from several other destroyers
+had come aboard and sauntered aft to join<!-- Page 139 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span>
+the party, the opportunity for finding out at firsthand
+just what the American sailors thought of
+the anti-submarine game at the end of a year and a
+half of it was too good to be missed.</p>
+
+<p>There was a considerable variety of opinions expressed
+in that last hour of the second dog-watch
+on the intricate inside stuff of the anti-U-boat game,
+just as there had been about baseball, but there was
+one point on which they were practically agreed:
+that Fritz, especially during the last six months,
+was not giving them a proper run for their money.
+This is the way one of them, a bronzed seaman
+gunner, with the long gorilla-like arms of a Sam
+Langford, and gnarled knots of protuberant
+muscles at the angles of his jaws, epitomized it:
+&ldquo;We sees Fritzie, or we don&rsquo;t. Mostly we don&rsquo;t,
+for he ducks under when he pipes our smoke. If
+he&rsquo;s stalkin&rsquo; a convoy there&rsquo;s jest a chance of him
+givin&rsquo; us time for a rangin&rsquo; shot at him on the surface.
+Then we waltzes over to his grease and scatters
+a bunch of &lsquo;cans&rsquo; round his restin&rsquo;-place. An&rsquo;
+if the luck&rsquo;s with us, we gets him; an&rsquo; if the luck&rsquo;s
+with him, we don&rsquo;t. If we crack open his shell,
+down he goes; if we jest start him leakin&rsquo;, up he
+comes. Only dif&rsquo;rence is that, in one case, it&rsquo;s all
+hands down, and in t&rsquo;other, all hands up&mdash;&lsquo;Kamerad!&rsquo;
+In both cases, no fight, no run for
+our money. Now when we first come over, an&rsquo; &rsquo;fore
+we&rsquo;d put the fear o&rsquo; God into Fritzie&rsquo;s heart, he
+wasn&rsquo;t above takin&rsquo; a chance at a come-back now an&rsquo;<!-- Page 140 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>
+again. <i>Then</i> there was occas&rsquo;nal moments of
+ple&rsquo;surabl&rsquo; excitement, like the time when&rdquo;&mdash;and
+he went on to tell of how an enterprising U-boat
+commander slipped a slug into the <i>Courser</i> abreast
+her after superstructure, and &ldquo;beat it&rdquo; off before
+that stricken destroyer had a chance to retaliate.
+Only the fact that, by a miracle, the torpedo failed
+to detonate her depth-charges saved the <i>Courser</i>
+from destruction, and even as it was, rare seamanship
+had been required to take her back to port.
+And he also told of the unlucky <i>John Hawkins</i>,
+which a U-boat had actually put down, and the
+grim situation which confronted the sailors when
+they found themselves sinking in a ship which
+carried a number of depth-charges set on the
+&ldquo;ready.&rdquo; But all that, he said, with the air of an
+old man speaking of his departed youth, was before
+they had begun to learn Fritzie&rsquo;s little ways,
+and before Fritz, perhaps as a consequence, had
+begun to lose his nerve. Now, far from being willing
+to put up a fight with a destroyer, it was only
+&ldquo;once in a blue moon that he&rsquo;s got the guts to put
+up a scrap even to save his own hide.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>A slender fair-haired lad, with a quick observant
+eye which revealed him as a signalman even before
+one looked at his sleeve, cut in sharply at this
+juncture.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Then there must have been a blue moon shedding
+its light over these waters last month,&rdquo; he
+said decisively. &ldquo;I quite agree with you that<!-- Page 141 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span>
+Fritz hasn't got the nerve&mdash;or it may be because
+he&rsquo;s got too much sense&mdash;to take a chance at a destroyer
+any more. But in the matter of putting up
+a fight for his life&mdash;yes, even for giving a real run
+for the money&mdash;well, all I can say is that if you&rsquo;d
+been out on the <i>Sherill</i> about three weeks ago, you
+wouldn&rsquo;t be making that complaint about one
+particular Fritz at least. If going eighteen hours,
+with two or three destroyers and a sloop or two
+doing everything they know how to crack in his
+shell all the time, without chucking his hand in,
+and very likely getting clear in the end&mdash;if that
+isn&rsquo;t putting up a fight for life and giving a run
+for the money, I don&rsquo;t know what is.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I had heard this astonishing &ldquo;battle of wakes
+and wits,&rdquo; as someone had christened it, referred
+to on several occasions, but had never had the
+chance to hear any of the details from one who had
+had anything like the opportunities always open
+to a signalman to follow what is going on. &ldquo;Most
+of the bunch have heard all they want to hear of it
+already,&rdquo; the lad replied with a laugh when I
+asked him to tell me the story; &ldquo;and, besides, a
+more or less long-winded yarn of the kind I suppose
+you want would tire &rsquo;em to tears anyway. If you
+really want to hear something of it, come over to
+the <i>Sherill</i> (that&rsquo;s her stern there, just beyond the
+<i>Flossie</i>) any time after eight bells. I go on watch
+then, but it&rsquo;s a &lsquo;stand easy&rsquo; in port, and there&rsquo;ll
+be time for all the yarning you want.&rdquo;<!-- Page 142 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>I closed with that offer at once, and eight bells
+had not long gone before I had picked my precarious
+way over to the <i>Sherill</i>, and climbed the
+ladders to her snug little bridge. My man was
+there already, whiling away the time by rewriting
+an old college football song (he had been in his
+freshman year at Michigan when America came into
+the war) to fit destroyer work in the North Atlantic.
+I found him stuck at the end of the second
+line of the first verse, because the only rhymes he
+could think of for flotilla were Manila and camarilla,
+neither of which seemed sufficiently opposite
+to be of use, and he was rather glad of an excuse for
+putting the job by to await later inspiration.</p>
+
+<p>I gave him a &ldquo;lead&rdquo; for the U-boat yarn he had
+lured me there to hear, and he launched into it at
+once. This is the story the young signalman of
+U.S.S. <i>Sherill</i> told me, the while the red squares of
+the cottagers&rsquo; windows blinked blandly along the
+bank in the lengthening twilight and the purple
+shadows of the western hills piled deeper and
+duskier upon the &ldquo;quiet waters of the River Lee.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>&ldquo;We were out on convoy,&rdquo; he said, speaking the
+first words slowly between the teeth which held the
+string of the tobacco sack from which the gently
+manipulated paper in his hand had been filled. &ldquo;It
+was some kind of a slow convoy&mdash;probably a collier
+or an oiler or two&mdash;and there were only two of us
+on the job&mdash;the <i>McSmall</i> and the <i>Sherill</i>. It was<!-- Page 143 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span>
+just the usual ding-dong sort of a drudge up to
+about four in the afternoon of the first day out,
+when the <i>McSmall</i> made a signal that she had
+sighted a submarine on the starboard bow of the
+convoy, distant about five miles, and immediately
+stood off to the west to see if anything like a strafe
+could be started. She was more than hull-down on
+the horizon when I saw, by the way the angle of
+her funnels was changing, that she was man&oelig;uvring
+to shake loose a few &lsquo;cans&rsquo; into the oil-slick
+she had run into, but I remember distinctly that I
+felt the jolt of the under-water explosions stronger
+than from many we had kicked loose from the
+<i>Sherill</i>, and which had detonated only a hundred
+yards or so off. It&rsquo;s just a little trick the depth-charge
+has. The force of it seems to shoot out in
+streaks, just like an explosion in the air, and you
+may feel it strong at a distance and much less at
+fairly close range. So far as we ever learned, this
+opening salvo did not find its target.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Meanwhile the <i>Sherill</i> was escorting to the best
+of her ability alone. Or at least we thought we
+were alone. About half an hour after the <i>McSmall</i>
+had laid those first &lsquo;cans,&rsquo; however, one of the
+quartermasters reported sighting a periscope on
+the port quarter of the convoy, about five hundred
+yards distant, and headed away. We signalled its
+presence to the convoy, turned eight points to port,
+and drove at full speed for the point where the wake
+of the moving finger had pinched out.<!-- Page 144 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We had received a report that morning to the
+effect that two submarines were operating in these
+waters, and there is just the chance, therefore, that
+this was a joint attack. Everything considered,
+however, we have been inclined to believe that the
+Fritz we were now starting to make the acquaintance
+of was the same one which the <i>McSmall</i> was
+still assiduously hunting some miles off to the westward.
+It was a mighty smart piece of &lsquo;Pussy-wants-a-corner&rsquo;
+work, shifting his position like
+that under the circumstances; but it was quite
+possible if the Fritz only had the guts for it, and
+that I think you&rsquo;ll have to admit this particular
+one had.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s seconds that count in a destroyer attack on
+a U-boat, and the captain hadn&rsquo;t lost a tick in
+jumping into this one. The dissolving &lsquo;V&rsquo; which
+the ducked-in periscope had left behind it was still
+visible in the smooth water when the <i>Sherill&rsquo;s</i> forefoot
+slashed into it, and it was only a few hundred
+yards beyond that a slow undulant upcoiling of
+currents marked, faintly but unmistakably, the
+under-water progress of the game we were after.
+There was no oil-slick, understand, because an
+uninjured submarine only leaves that behind&mdash;except
+through carelessness&mdash;when it dives after
+a spell on the surface running under engines. Then
+the exhausts cough up a lot of grease and oil, and
+a layer of this, sticking to the stern, leaves a trail
+that rises for some little time after submergence,<!-- Page 145 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span>
+and which almost any kind of a dub who has been
+told what to look for can follow.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The spotting of the surface wake of a deep-down
+submarine, and the holding of it after it almost
+disappears with the slowing down of the screws that
+make it, is quite another thing. <i>That</i> takes a man
+with more than a keen eye&mdash;it takes instinct, mixed
+with a lot of common sense. It&rsquo;s a common thing to
+say of a successful look-out that he has a &lsquo;quick
+nose for submarines.&rsquo; The expression is used more
+or less figuratively, of course; and yet the nose&mdash;the
+sense smell&mdash;is by no means a negligible factor
+in detecting the presence, and even the bearing, of
+a hunted U-boat. I will tell you shortly how it
+figured in this particular instance.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That wake was swirling up so strong when we
+struck it that it was plain the submarine was still
+only on the way down, and it was no surprise when,
+a few seconds later, the distinct form of it was
+visible, close aboard under the starboard side of the
+bridge.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t mean that it was distinct in the sense
+that you could see details such as the bow or stern
+rudders, or even the conning-tower, but only that a
+moving cigar-shaped blob of darker green could be
+plainly made out. The for&rsquo;ard end was rather
+more sharply defined than the after, probably because
+the swirl from the propellers made uneven
+refraction about the tail. It was doubtless a good
+deal deeper than it looked, and the fact that it<!-- Page 146 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>
+could be seen at all must have been almost entirely
+due to the fact that the absence of wind left the
+surface quite unrippled.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The appearance of the submarine abreast the
+bridge was our cue to get busy, and I won&rsquo;t need
+to tell you that we went to it good and plenty. We
+were primed for just that kind of an emergency,
+and we slapped down a barrage in a way that
+looked more like chucking coppers for kids to
+scramble after than the really scientific planting
+of high explosives that it was. For a minute or two
+the little old <i>Sherill</i>, dancing down the up-tossed
+peaks of the explosions, jolted along like the canoe
+you are dragging over a &lsquo;corduroyed&rsquo; portage.
+Then the going grew smooth again, and under a
+hard-over right rudder we turned back rejoicing to
+gather in the sheaves. Yes, it looked quite as simple
+as harvesting on the old home farm, and it
+didn&rsquo;t seem that there could be anything left to do
+but to go back and pick up with the rake what the
+mower had brought low. And so it would have
+been on an ordinary occasion, which, unluckily,
+this was not. From the first to last, indeed, it was
+quite the contrary.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The whole map of that little opening brush was
+spread out before us as we came back, and almost
+as clearly, for the moment, as though modelled in
+coloured clay. The <i>Sherill&rsquo;s</i> wake, though it had
+obliterated that of the submarine, coincided with
+the tell-tale swirl of the latter we had followed,<!-- Page 147 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span>
+while the round patches of spreading foam made the
+dizzily dancing buoys temporarily superfluous as
+markers of the spots where the depth-charges had
+exploded. Like every other story that is writ in
+water, this one was rapidly dissolving; but, from all
+that we needed to learn from it, the record was as
+complete as a bronze relief.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That there was to be another chapter to the
+story became evident before we had doubled back
+half the length of that part of the wake we had
+sprinkled with &lsquo;cans.&rsquo; At about the point where
+two-thirds of that sheaf of depth-charges had been
+expended a clearly defined wake of oil and bubbles
+turned sharply off to the left. The presence of that
+little trail cleared up several important points
+right then and there without following it any
+farther, though I will hardly need to tell you that
+we didn&rsquo;t drop anchor to hold a court of inquiry
+over it. The vital thing it told us was that&mdash;strange
+as it seemed&mdash;our under-water bombardment
+had not sent the U-boat to the bottom, nor
+even injured it sufficiently to compel it to come
+to the surface. But that it was injured, and probably
+fairly badly, was proved by the wake of oil
+and bubbles. Don&rsquo;t ever let any one delude you
+with that yarn about the way Fritz sends up oil
+and bubbles to baffle pursuit. There may be circumstances
+under which he could work that
+particular brand of foxiness with profit, but if
+there is one place where you could be sure he would<!-- Page 148 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span>
+<i>not</i> try anything of that kind on, it is when a destroyer
+has got his nose on his trail, with her eye
+and ears a-cock for just that kind of little first-aid
+to &lsquo;can-dropping.&rsquo; For a submarine voluntarily
+to release air or oil when a destroyer is ramping
+round overhead would be just about like a burglar
+scattering a trail of confetti to baffle the pursuit of
+the police. Fritz is as full of ways that are dark
+and of tricks that are vain as Ah Sin, but&mdash;with the
+hounds at his heels&mdash;nothing so foolish as that oil
+and bubble stunt of popular fiction.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The first few of the &lsquo;cans&rsquo; had evidently burst
+near enough to this Fritz to buckle his shell and
+release the oil and air, but his sharp right-angled
+turn to the left had taken him quite clear of the last
+of the charges, which had only been thrown away.
+Wounded and winged as he appeared to be, the next
+thing in order was to polish him off. Slowing down
+slightly, the captain steadied the <i>Sherill</i> on the
+wake.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;As we passed the point where this was rising,
+the rate at which it was extended gave the approximate
+speed of the U-boat, and the fact that this
+was not above three knots seemed only another
+indication that all was not well with him. Holding
+on past the &lsquo;bubble fount,&rsquo; we passed over the point
+below which the U-boat must have been moving, but
+now he was so much more deeply submerged than
+before that no hint of his outline was visible on
+either side. We knew he was there, however, and<!-- Page 149 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span>
+when we hit the proper place shook loose another
+shower of &lsquo;cans&rsquo; over him.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There is nothing deeply mysterious about the
+calculations in dropping depth-charges, for in no
+sense of the term can it be called an instrument of
+precision. Indeed, it is of the bludgeon rather than
+the rapier type. If you have a wake to guide, you
+approximate his speed and course from that, guess
+at his depth, set the charge at the corresponding
+depth from which you judge its explosion will do
+most good, and then, allowing for your own speed
+and course, release it at a point which you reckon
+the target will have reached by the time the charge
+gets down on a level with it. It is something like
+bomb-dropping from an aeroplane, only rather less
+accurate, because you don&rsquo;t see your target as a
+rule.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This is more than compensated for, however, by
+the greater vulnerability of its target and the fact
+that the force of an under-water explosion is felt
+over a wider area than that of an air-bomb. That&rsquo;s
+about all there is to it. Success in &lsquo;can-dropping&rsquo;
+depends about half on the skill and judgment of
+the man directing it, and about half on luck. Or
+perhaps I should say that fifty-fifty was about the
+way it stood when we started in at the game.
+Naturally, as we have accumulated experience,
+skill and judgment begin to count for more and
+luck for less, though we are a long way from reaching
+the point where the latter is eliminated entirely.<!-- Page 150 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Again we circled back to pick up the pieces, and
+again we found only a wake of oil and bubbles
+angling sharply off from where the &lsquo;cans&rsquo; had been
+dropped. It was encouraging to note that both oil
+and bubbles were rising faster than before, but
+there was surprise and disappointment in the fact
+that they were now streaming along at a rate which
+indicated Fritz was hitting an under-water speed
+of six or seven knots.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;By now it was plain what his method was, however.
+This was to steady on his course till his
+hydrophones, which all U-boats are fitted with, of
+course, told him we were bearing down on him, and
+then to start making &lsquo;woggly&rsquo; zigzags. The captain
+was doing some deep thinking as we headed in
+for the next attack, and I noticed him following
+his stopwatch with more than usual care as he
+jiggled off the &lsquo;cans.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;One of the detonations had a different kick from
+the others, and I was just speculating if it had been
+a hit, when up comes Fritz, rolling like a harpooned
+whale.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We were just turning sharp under left rudder
+and, not wanting to take any chances, the captain
+gave orders for all guns fearing to open fire. No.
+1 and No. 2 of the port battery got off about five
+rounds apiece, and when the splashes from the exploding
+shells had subsided Fritz had gone. It
+looked like a hundred to one that we had finished
+him&mdash;until we ran into another of those darn wakes<!-- Page 151 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span>
+of oil and bubbles reeling off at a good five or six
+knots.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Again we &lsquo;canned&rsquo; him, and again the thickening
+trail of grease gave promise that, if nothing
+else, we were at least bleeding him hard, perhaps
+to death. As there was no doubt that he was still
+a going concern, however, the captain decided on a
+change of tactics, to try attrition, so to speak,
+instead of direct assault.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="CANS" id="CANS"><img src="images/illo08.jpg"
+ alt="A LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF CANS A DESTROYER CAN CARRY"
+ style="border:0" title="A LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF CANS A DESTROYER CAN CARRY"
+ height="498" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+<h4>A LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF &ldquo;CANS&rdquo; A DESTROYER CAN CARRY</h4>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There is, of course, a limit to the number of
+&lsquo;cans&rsquo; a destroyer can carry, and those which still
+remained he wanted to husband against a better
+chance to use them with effect. The several remaining
+hours of daylight would be enough, if the U-boat
+could be kept running at maximum speed, to exhaust
+its batteries in and force it to come to the
+surface for lack of power to keep going submerged.
+A submarine, you understand, unless it can lie on
+the bottom, which was impossible here on account
+of the depth, must keep under weigh to maintain
+its bouyancy, so it follows that the exhaustion of
+its batteries leaves no alternative but coming up.
+That was what we were now driving at with this
+one.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;About this time, hearing the radio of the <i>Cushman</i>
+close aboard, the captain sent a signal requesting
+her help in clearing up the job in hand. She
+hove in sight presently, accompanied by the <i>Fanny</i>,
+which was out with her on some special stunt of
+their own. They had an hour to spare for us, and<!-- Page 152 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span>
+in that time we played just about the merriest little
+game of hide-and-seek that any of our destroyers
+have had with a Fritz since the Yanks came over.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He wasn&rsquo;t left time to sit and think for a single
+minute. Now a destroyer would come charging up
+his wake from astern and shy a &lsquo;can&rsquo; at his tail;
+now one would ambush him from ahead and try and
+have one waiting where his nose was going to be.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was a good deal like when three or four of
+us kids used to spear catfish in a muddy pool. We
+were always grazing one, but never quite getting
+it. And, believe me, the wake of one of those catfish
+didn&rsquo;t have anything on the wake of that Fritz for
+sinuosity.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He was zigzagging constantly, and just after
+charges had been dropped on him he twice broached
+surface. It was only for a few seconds though,
+and never long enough to offer a target for even a
+ranging shot. Once we tried to ram, but he turned
+as he submerged, and the forefoot cut into nothing
+more solid than his propeller swirl.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;After the <i>Cushman</i> and <i>Fanny</i> left us to resume
+their own job the <i>Sherill</i> took up the chase again on
+her own account. There were still about three
+hours to go till dark, and two of these we spent in
+keeping our quarry on the jump by every trick we
+knew. Then we stood away, and gave him a chance
+to come up and start charging on the surface.
+When it finally became evident that he was not
+going to take advantage of our consideration on this
+score, we closed in again, picked up his wake, sent<!-- Page 153 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span>
+down another &lsquo;can&rsquo; or two to tell him what we
+thought of him.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The last of these must have been near to a hit,
+for it brought up oil bubbles three feet in diameter,
+with smaller bubbles of air inside of them. The
+oil-slick left behind by his wake was so heavy that,
+even in the failing light, it was visible for several
+miles. He was now making about five knots. We
+followed that broad slick of oil for some time after
+darkness had fallen, and it was not till a little
+before midnight that we lost it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There wasn&rsquo;t much hope of regaining touch
+before daybreak, but on the off-chance the captain
+started circling in a way that would cover a lot of
+sea, and yet not take us too far from the centre of
+interest.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was a little after one in the morning that
+one of the look-outs&mdash;perhaps &lsquo;sniff-outs&rsquo; would be
+a better term under the circumstances&mdash;reported an
+oil smell to windward. The captain promptly
+ordered her headed up into the wind, with sniffers
+stationed to port and starboard, fore and aft.
+Every man on watch was sniffing away on his own,
+of course, and you can bet it would have been a
+funny sight if there had only been enough light for
+us to see one another in. Nosing&mdash;I can use the
+term literally this time&mdash;slowly along, turning now
+to port, now to starboard, as the oil smell was
+strongest from this side or that, within ten minutes<!-- Page 154 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>
+we picked up a slick which, even in the darkness, it
+was evident was trending to south&rsquo;ard. For an
+hour and a half we zigzagged up along that wake,
+keeping touch by smell until just before three
+o&rsquo;clock, when the new well-risen moon showed it
+up distinctly to the eye. No,&rdquo; answering my frivolous
+interruption, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t recall noticing at the
+time that it was a <i>blue</i> moon.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Ten minutes later we came up to where the
+wake turned to south-westward, and had a brief
+glimpse of Fritz trying to evade detection by running
+down the moon-path. He was plainly near
+the end of his juice, and taking every chance that
+offered to charge on the surface. He ducked under
+before there was time for a shot, but, knowing that
+he could hardly stay there for long, we continued
+following down his wake.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was broad daylight when, at half-past four,
+we sighted him again, running awash about five
+hundred yards ahead and slightly on the starboard
+bow. Ordering the bow gun to open fire, the captain
+put the <i>Sherill</i> at full speed and headed in to
+ram. The shots fell very close, but no hit was
+observed.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He turned sharply to port, preparing to dive.
+We tried to follow with full left rudder, but missed
+by twenty feet. His conning-tower and two periscopes
+showed not over thirty feet from the port
+side as we swept by. It was too close for a torpedo,
+nor was there a fair chance for a depth-charge.<!-- Page 155 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span>
+The port battery was opening on him as he submerged.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The strengthening breeze began kicking up the
+surface about this time, making it difficult to follow
+the wake. It was six o&rsquo;clock before we circled into
+it again, to find that Fritz was now trying to blind
+pursuit by steering his course so that the wake led
+away straight toward the low morning sun. It
+was probably by accident rather than design that
+his now reversed course also laid his wake across
+some of the zigzags of his old oil-slick. At any rate,
+between that and the sun, we got off the scent
+again, and did not get in touch till an hour later,
+when a thin blue-white vapour to the eastward
+revealed the blow-off of his exhaust where he had
+resumed charging on the surface.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He was a good five miles away, but we turned
+loose at him with the bow gun and started closing
+at full speed. At almost the same time, the
+British sloop <i>Moonflower</i>&mdash;the same one we were
+talking about this evening&mdash;stood in from eastward,
+also firing at the enemy, who was about midway
+between us.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Fritz disappeared under the foam-spouts
+thrown up by the fall of shot, and, although two
+more destroyers joined in the hunt, which was continued
+all that day and on to nightfall, no further
+trace of him was discovered. Even if he did not
+sink at once, the chances are all against his being
+in shape ever to get back to base. But just the<!-- Page 156 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span>
+same,&rdquo; he concluded, with a wistful smile, &ldquo;it
+would have been comforting to have had something
+more tangible than the memory of an oil smell and
+thirty-six hours without sleep as souvenirs of that
+little brush.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>It had been dark for an hour where the waters of
+the River Lee were streaming seaward with the ebbing
+tide, but the tree-tops along the crest of the
+eastward hills were silvering in the first rays of the
+rising moon. The signalman was looking at it
+when I bade him good night and started down the
+ladder to the main deck.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I hope it isn&rsquo;t a blue one,&rdquo; he said with a grin;
+&ldquo;we&rsquo;re expecting to go out again tomorrow.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 157 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII"></a>CHAPTER VII</h2>
+
+<h3>ADRIATIC PATROL</h3>
+
+
+<p>Boring into a North Sea blizzard in a destroyer
+off the coast of Norway is not exactly
+the kind of thing that one would think
+would turn a man&rsquo;s thoughts to sunny climes, with
+scented breezes blowing over flowery fields, and
+cobalt skies arching over sapphire waters, and all
+that sort of thing; but the human mind moves in a
+mysterious way, and that is just what Lieutenant
+K&mdash;&mdash; started talking about the night we were
+shepherding the northbound convoy together, after
+it had been temporarily scattered by what had
+proved to be an abortive German light cruiser raid.</p>
+
+<p>Sea-booted, mufflered and goggled, and ponderous
+where his half-inflated &ldquo;Gieve&rdquo; bulged beneath his
+ample duffle-coat, he leaned over the starboard rail
+of the bridge for a space to get the clear view
+ahead that the frost-layer on the wind-screen
+denied him from anywhere inboard. Then, just
+ducking a sea that rolled in tumultuously fluent
+ebony over the forecastle gun and smothered the
+bridge in flying spray, he nipped across and threw
+a half-Nelson around a convenient stanchion before
+the pitch, as she dived down the back of the<!-- Page 158 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>
+retreating wave, threw him against the port rail.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Got &rsquo;em all in line again,&rdquo; he said, pushing his
+face close to mine. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s something to be thankful
+for, anyhow. Didn&rsquo;t expect to round up half
+of &rsquo;em before we had to stand away to pick up the
+southbound. Piece of uncommon good luck. Now
+we can stand easy for a spell.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I was about to observe that &ldquo;stand easy&rdquo; didn&rsquo;t
+seem to me quite the appropriate term to apply to
+the act of keeping one&rsquo;s balance on a craft which
+was blending thirty-degree rolls with forty-degree
+pitches to form a corkscrew-like motion of an eccentricity
+comparable to nothing else in the gamut of
+human experience, when he continued with: &ldquo;Not
+much like what I was enjoying a month ago, this,&rdquo;
+indicating the encompassing darkness with a
+rotary roll of his head. &ldquo;I was in a destroyer at
+an Italian base then&mdash;Brindisi&mdash;with the smell of
+dust and donkeys and wine-shops in the air, and
+straight-backed, black-haired, black-eyed girls, with
+rings in their ears and baskets of fruit&mdash;soft red
+and yellow and blue fruit&mdash;on their heads. Now
+it&rsquo;s&rdquo;&mdash;and she put her nose deep into a wave that
+dealt her a sledge-hammer blow and sent spray
+flying half-way to the foretop in a solid stream&mdash;&ldquo;this,
+just this. Grey by day, black by night, and
+slap-bang all the time. No light, no colour, no
+atmosphere, no&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I quite understand,&rdquo; I cut in. &ldquo;No straight-backed
+girls with rings in their ears and fruit-baskets<!-- Page 159 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span>
+on their heads. Of course, there&rsquo;s more
+light and colour down there than here; but wasn&rsquo;t
+there also a bit of slap-bang to it now and then?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Ay, there was a bit,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;There was
+the time&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; He started to tell me the already
+time-worn yarn of the Yarmouth trawler skipper
+and the Grimsby trawler skipper, each of whom,
+enamoured of the same Taranto maid, wooed her
+while the other was absent on patrol; of how one
+of them, looking through his glass as he stood in
+toward the entrance on one of his return trips,
+saw his rival walking on the beach with arm round
+the waist of the artful minx in question, and her
+red-and-yellow kerchief-bound head resting on his
+shoulder; of how the one on the trawler, consumed
+by a jealousy fairly Latin in its intensity, swung
+round his six-pounder, discharged it at the faithless
+pair, and&mdash;so crookedly did the rage-blind eyes see
+through the sights&mdash;hit a fisherman&rsquo;s hut half a
+mile away from his target!</p>
+
+<p>I had heard the story in Taranto a year previously,
+and knew it to be somewhat apocryphal at
+best. &ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t mean that kind of &lsquo;slap-bang,&rsquo;&rdquo;
+I said. &ldquo;I was under the impression that the destroyers
+had some rather lively work down there
+on one or two occasions.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There were several brushes which might have
+been called lively while they lasted,&rdquo; he admitted.
+&ldquo;I was in one of them myself just before I was
+transferred north.&rdquo;<!-- Page 160 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t mean the recent attack on the drifter
+patrol&mdash;the one where two British destroyers stood
+the brunt of the attack of four Austrian destroyers
+and a light cruiser or two?&rdquo; I asked. &ldquo;I have
+always wanted to hear about that. I&rsquo;ve heard
+Italian naval men say some very flattering things
+of the way the British carried on.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s the one,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;I was in the <i>Flop</i>&mdash;the
+one that got rather the worst banging up.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ve just got time for the yarn before your
+watch is over,&rdquo; I said, settling myself into the
+nearest thing to a listening attitude that one can
+assume on the bridge of a destroyer bucking a
+north-east gale. &ldquo;Fire away.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I didn&rsquo;t much expect he would &ldquo;come through,&rdquo;
+for I had failed in so many attempts to draw a good
+yarn by a frontal attack of this kind that I had
+little faith in it as compared with more subtle
+methods. Perhaps it was because rough methods
+were suited to the rough night; or it may have been
+only because K&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo;s mind (his non-working
+mind, I mean; not that closed compartment of
+sense and instinct with which he was directing his
+ship) had drifted back to the Adriatic, and he was
+glad of the chance to talk about it; at any rate, in
+the hour that had still to go before eight bells went
+for midnight, to the accompaniment of the banging
+of the seas on the bows and the obbligato of the
+spray beating on the glass and canvas of the
+screens, he told me the story I asked for.<!-- Page 161 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t need to tell you,&rdquo; he said, after giving
+the man at the wheel the course for the next zigzag,
+&ldquo;that the Adriatic is full of various and sundry
+little traps and contrivances calculated to interfere
+as much as possible with the even tenor of the
+way of the Austrian U-boats which, basing at Pola
+and Trieste, sally forth in an endeavour to penetrate
+the Straits of Otranto and attack the commerce
+of the Mediterranean. You doubtless also
+know that this work is very largely in British
+hands. This is no reflection whatever on our
+Italian ally. Italy simply did not have the material
+and the trained men for the task in hand, and since
+Britain had both, it was naturally up to us to step
+in and take it over. This was done over two years
+ago; but, like the anti-submarine work everywhere,
+it is only now just beginning to round into shape to
+effect its ends. The winter of his discontent for the
+U-boat in these waters is closing in fast.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You will understand, too, that these various
+anti-U-boats contrivances take a lot of looking after
+to prevent their interference with, or even their
+complete destruction, by enemy surface craft. All
+the good harbours are on the east coast of the
+Adriatic, and that sea is so narrow that swift
+Austrian destroyers can raid all the way across it
+at many points, and still have time to get back to
+their bases the same night. With our own bases&mdash;the
+only practicable ones available&mdash;at the extreme
+southern end of the Adriatic, our greatest<!-- Page 162 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span>
+difficulty, perhaps, has been in guarding against
+these swift tip-and-run night-raids by the enemy&rsquo;s
+speedy surface craft. I don&rsquo;t know whether the
+fact that we seem to have about put an end to their
+operations of this kind is a greater tribute to our
+enterprise or the Austrians&rsquo; lack of it. The brush
+in question occurred as a consequence of the latest
+of the Austrian attempts to interfere with the
+measures which, he knows only too well, will ultimately
+reduce his U-boats to comparative impotence.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I was Number Two in the <i>Flop</i>, which, with the
+<i>Flip</i>, was patrolling a certain billet well over
+toward the Austrian coast of the Adriatic. We had
+turned at about eleven o&rsquo;clock, and were heading
+back on a westerly course, when the captain sighted
+a number of vessels just abaft the starboard beam.
+Being almost in the track of the low-hanging moon,
+they were sharply silhouetted; but the queer atmospheric
+conditions played such pranks with their
+outlines that, for a time, he was deceived as to their
+real character. The warm, coastal airs, blowing to
+sea for a few hours after nightfall, have a tendency
+to produce mirage effects scarcely less striking than
+those one sees on the desert along the Suez Canal.
+It was the distortion of the mirage that was responsible
+for the fact that the captain mistook two
+Austrian light cruisers for small Italian transports
+(such as we frequently encountered on the run between
+Brindisi and Valona or Santi Quaranti),<!-- Page 163 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span>
+and that he reported what shortly turned out to be
+enemy destroyers as drifters.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The captain had just made a shaded lamp signal
+to the <i>Flip</i>, calling attention to the ships and
+their supposed character, when the white, black-curling
+bow-wave of the two leaders caught his eye
+and made him suspect they were warships. The
+alarm bell clanging for &lsquo;Action Stations&rsquo; was the
+first intimation I had that anything was afoot. In
+the Adriatic, as everywhere else, everyone in a destroyer
+turns in &lsquo;all standing&rsquo;; so it was only a
+few seconds until I was out of my bunk and up to
+my station on the bridge. It was not many minutes
+later before I found myself in command of the ship.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was now clear that the force sighted consisted
+of two enemy light cruisers and four
+destroyers, the latter disposed two on each quarter
+of the rear cruiser. They were closing on us at
+high speed at a constant bearing of a point or two
+abaft the beam. It was up to the <i>Flip</i>, as senior
+ship, to decide whether to fight or to run away on
+the off-chance of living to fight another day, something
+which was hardly likely to happen in the
+event we closed in a real death grapple. The disparity
+between our strength and that of the enemy
+would have entirely justified us in doing our utmost
+to avoid a decisive fight, had it been that the cards
+on the table were the only ones in the game. But
+this was hardly the case. Out of sight, but still
+not so many miles distant, was another subdivision<!-- Page 164 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span>
+of our destroyers, while overwhelming forces would
+ultimately be hurrying up to our aid in case the
+enemy could be delayed long enough. To close in
+immediate action was plainly the thing, and the
+<i>Flip</i> was turning in to challenge even as she made
+us a signal indicating that this was her decision.
+A moment more, and we were turning into line
+astern of her.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Out of the moon-track now, the outlines of the
+enemy ships were indistinct and shadowy, and it
+was from the dull blur of opacity above the slightly
+phosphorescent glow of the &lsquo;bone&rsquo; in the teeth of
+the leading cruiser that the opening shot was fired.
+It lighted her up brilliantly for the fraction of a
+second, and the ghostly geyser from the bursting
+shell showed up distinctly a few hundred yards
+ahead of the <i>Flip</i>. Both the sharpened image of the
+cruiser in the light of the gun-fire and the time of
+flight of the shell helped us with the range, and the
+fall of shot from the <i>Flip&rsquo;s</i> opener looked like a very
+near thing. We followed it with one from our
+fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; gun, which was a bit short, and the next, if
+not a hit, was only slightly over. At this juncture,
+all six of the enemy ships came into action with
+every gun they could bring to bear, and the <i>Flip</i>
+and the <i>Flop</i> did the same. For the next few
+minutes things happened so fast that I can&rsquo;t be
+sure of getting them in anywhere near their actual
+sequence.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We began hitting repeatedly, and with good<!-- Page 165 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span>
+effect, after the first few shots, and the <i>Flip</i> also
+appeared to be throwing some telling ones home.
+The enemy were hitting the both of us about the
+same time, however, and, of course, with many
+times the weight of metal we were getting to him.
+At this juncture the skipper of the <i>Flip</i>, evidently
+figuring that the Austrians, now that they were
+fully engaged and had a good chance of polishing
+us off, would not break off the fight, turned southward
+with the idea of drawing them toward the
+other forces which we knew would be rushing up
+in response to the signal we had sent out the instant
+the character of the strange ships was evident.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The <i>Flip</i>, like a big squid, began smoke-screening
+heavily as she turned, the <i>Flop</i> following suit.
+The sooty oil fumes poured out in clouds thick
+enough to walk on, but unluckily, neither our
+course nor the state of the atmosphere was quite
+favourable for making it go where it would have
+served us best. Possibly it was because the <i>Flip</i>
+was making a better screen than the <i>Flop</i>, or possibly
+it was because they were concentrating on the
+&lsquo;windy corner&rsquo; just as we were rounding it. At
+any rate, trying to observe through our rather
+patchy smoke the effect of what appeared to be a
+couple of extremely well-placed shots of ours on
+the leading cruiser, I suddenly became aware that
+all four of the destroyers and the second cruiser
+were directing all of their fire upon the poor little
+<i>Flop</i>. I don&rsquo;t recall exactly whether I twigged this<!-- Page 166 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span>
+before we began to feel the effects of it or not, but
+I am rather under the impression that I seemed
+to sense it from the brighter brightness&mdash;a gun
+firing directly at you makes a more brilliant flash
+than the same gun laid on a target ahead or astern
+of you&mdash;of the flame-spurts even before I was aware
+of the sudden increase of the fall of shot.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;They had us ranged to a yard by this time, of
+course, and the captain turned away a couple of
+points in an endeavour to throw them off. I recall
+distinctly that it was just as the grind of the ported
+helm began to throb up to the bridge that a full
+salvo&mdash;probably from one of the cruisers&mdash;came
+crashing into us. My first impression was that we
+were blown up completely, for of the two shells
+which had struck for&rsquo;ard, one had brought down
+the mast and the other had scored a clean hit on the
+forebridge. There was also a hit or two aft, but the
+immediate effects of these were not evident in the
+chaos caused by the others. This was absolutely
+beyond description.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The actual shock to a ship of being struck by
+a shell of even large calibre is nothing to compare
+with that from almost any one of these seas that
+are crashing over us now. But it is the noise of the
+explosion, the rending of metal, and the bang of
+flying fragments and falling gear that makes a
+heavy shelling so staggering, to mind if not to body.
+Of course everyone on the forebridge was knocked
+flat by the explosion of the shell which hit it, and<!-- Page 167 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span>
+the worst of it was that the most of us didn&rsquo;t get up
+again. The sub and the middy who were acting as
+Control Officers were blown off their platform and
+so badly knocked up that they were unable to carry
+on. One signalman and one voice-pipe man were
+killed outright.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The rest of us were only shaken up or no more
+than slightly wounded by this particular shell, but
+the one which brought down the mast added not a
+little both to casualties and material damage. The
+radio aerials came down with the mast, of course,
+and it was some of the wreckage from one or the
+other that fell on the captain, wounding him
+severely in both arms. Dazed and shaken, he still
+gamely stuck to the wreck of the bridge, but the
+active command now fell to me.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This damage, serious as it was, was by no means
+the extent of that inflicted by this unlucky salvo.
+A third shell, as I shortly learned, had passed
+through the fore shell-room and into the fore
+magazine. In which it exploded I could not quite
+make sure, but both were set on fire. This fire got
+to some of the cordite before it was possible to get
+it away, and the ensuing explosion killed or
+wounded most of the supply parties and the crews
+of the twelve-pounders. It was brave beyond all
+words, the fight those men made to save the ship
+down in that unspeakable hell-hole, and it was due
+wholly to their courage and devotion that the explosion
+was no worse than it was. This trouble,<!-- Page 168 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span>
+luckily, was hardly more than local, but a number
+of good lives was the price of keeping it so.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was one other consequence of that salvo,
+and though it sounds funny to tell about it now, it
+might well have made all the difference in the world
+to us. In the bad smashing-up of the bridge of any
+ship by shell-fire the means of communication with
+the rest of her&mdash;the voice-pipes, telephones, telegraphs,
+etc.&mdash;are among the first things to be
+knocked out. This means, if there are no alternatives
+left, that directions have to be relayed around
+by shouting from one to another until the order
+reaches the man to carry it out. This would be an
+awkward enough expedient for a ship that is not
+under fire and fighting for time and her life. What
+it is with the enemy&rsquo;s shell exploding about you,
+and with your own guns firing, I will leave you to
+imagine. Well, we had all this going on, and besides
+that a fire raging below that always had the
+possibilities of disaster in it until it was extinguished.
+Also, we were already short-handed
+from our losses in killed and wounded. There
+wasn&rsquo;t anyone to spare to relay orders about in any
+case. But what capped the climax was this: When
+the mast was shot down, some of the raffle of rigging
+or radio fouled the wires leading back to both
+of the sirens, turning a full pressure of steam into
+them and starting them blowing continuously. It
+was almost as though the poor maimed and mangled
+<i>Flop</i> were wailing aloud in her agony.<!-- Page 169 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t think of it that way at the time, though,
+for I had my hands full wailing loud enough myself
+to make even the man at the wheel understand what
+I wanted him to do. Luckily, the engine-room telegraph,
+though somewhat cranky, was still in action,
+and orders to other parts of the ship we managed
+to convey by flash-lamp or messenger. It was ten
+minutes or more before they contrived to hush the
+sirens&mdash;it was cutting off their steam that did it, I
+believe&mdash;and by then a new and even more serious
+trouble had developed through the jamming of the
+helm. It was hard over to starboard at that, so
+that the <i>Flop</i> simply began turning round and
+round like a kitten chasing its tail. This involuntary
+man&oelig;uvre had one favourable effect in that
+it seemed to throw the Austrian gunnery off for a
+bit, though one shell which penetrated and exploded
+in the after tiller-flat shortly after she began
+cutting capers did not make it any easier to coax
+the jammed helm into doing its bit again.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Our &lsquo;ring-around-the-roses&rsquo; course had resulted
+in our coming much nearer to the enemy,
+who, seeing a chance to finish us off, was trying to
+close the range at high speed. Our rotary course
+brought them on a continually shifting bearing, and
+it was while they were coming up on our port bow
+at a distance of less than a mile that it suddenly
+became evident that the cruisers were about to
+present us the finest and easiest kind of a torpedo
+target. The captain, who, in spite of his wounds,<!-- Page 170 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span>
+was still trying to stick the show through, saw the
+opening as soon as I did, and, because there was no
+one else free to attempt the trick, tackled it himself.
+But it was a case of the spirit being willing and the
+flesh weak. With every ounce of nerve in him he
+tried to make his almost useless hands work the
+forebridge firing-gear. The chance passed while
+he still fumbled frantically but vainly to release the
+one little messenger&mdash;a mouldie&mdash;that would have
+been enough to square accounts, and with some to
+spare. It was the hardest thing of all&mdash;not being
+able to take advantage of that opening.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was twenty minutes before the helm was of
+any use at all, and the Austrians had only their
+lack of nerve to thank for not putting us down
+while they had a chance. It must have been because
+they were afraid of some kind of a trap, for
+there were a half-dozen ways in which a force of
+their strength could have disposed of a ship as helpless
+and knocked-out generally as was the <i>Flop</i>.
+The <i>Flip</i> had also been hard hit, and when I had
+a chance for a good look at her again it appeared
+that her mast, like ours, was trailing over the side.
+She was still firing, however, and it was she rather
+than the enemy that was trying to close. We were
+quite cut off from wireless communication, as all
+attempts to disentangle the aerials from the
+wreckage of the mast had been unsuccessful; but it
+was evident that help was coming to us, and that
+the Austrians had in some way got wind of it. At<!-- Page 171 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span>
+any rate, our immediate responsibilities were over.
+We had prevented the enemy from reaching his
+objective, and possibly delayed him long enough for
+some of our other ships to have a chance at harrying
+his retreat. It was now up to us to limp to
+port on whatever legs we had left.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We were still a long way from being out of
+action even now, but with the fires continuing to
+burn fiercely in the fore magazine and shell-room,
+with the helm threatening to jam every time course
+was altered, and with a considerable mixture of
+water beginning to make its presence felt in the
+oil, there was no telling what complications might
+set in at any moment. As one of the Italian bases
+in Albania was rather nearer than any port on the
+other side of the Adriatic, it was for that we set
+our still erratic course.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Our troubles were not yet over, however. Just
+as the moon came down and sat on the sea preliminary
+to setting, squarely against the round
+yellow background it formed I saw the silhouette
+of the conning-tower of a U-boat. At almost the
+same instant the helm jammed again. Then it
+worked free for a few seconds, but only to jam
+presently, just as before. This continued during
+two or three minutes, and just as it was wangled
+right and we began to steady again I saw the wake
+of a torpedo pass across our bows. Half a minute
+later another one missed us in the same way, and
+by about the same distance. I have always thought<!-- Page 172 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span>
+that nothing but that providential jamming of the
+helm just then saved us from intercepting both of
+those mouldies.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The fires in the fore shell-room and magazine
+were eventually got under control by flooding, and
+we were fairly cushy when we dropped anchor at
+base a little before daybreak.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>K&mdash;&mdash; lurched over to the starboard rail and
+counted the dark blurs that represented the units of
+the straggling convoy. He was wiping snow and
+spray from his face as he slid back on the roll to
+our stanchion.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Fine place, Southern Albania,&rdquo; he muttered.
+&ldquo;Plenty of heat and dust and sunshine and&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I never did hear what the rest of those Albanian
+attractions were. At that juncture dusky figures
+emerging from the deeper gloom of the ladder
+heralded the appearance of the middle watch, and
+for those relieved, including myself, the world held
+just one thing&mdash;a long, narrow bunk, with a high
+side rail to prevent the occupant from rolling out.
+You go at your sleep on a destroyer as a dog dives
+at a bone, for you never know how long it may be
+before you get another chance.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 173 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII"></a>CHAPTER VIII</h2>
+
+<h3>PATROL</h3>
+
+
+<p>The Senior Naval Officer (or the S.N.O., as
+they clip it down to) at X&mdash;&mdash; had prepared
+me for finding an interesting human exhibit
+in the sharp-nosed, stub-sterned little craft snuggled
+up to the breast of its mothership for a drink
+of petrol, or whatever other life-giving essence she
+lived and laboured on, but hardly for the highly
+diversified assortment that was to reveal itself to
+me during those memorable days we were to rub
+shoulders and soak up blown brine and grog together
+as they threaded the gusty sea lanes of her
+winter North Sea patrol.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I am sending you out on M.L.<span class="fnanchor"> <a name="footnoted" id="footnoted"></a><a href="#footd">[D]</a></span> &mdash;&mdash;,&rdquo; the S.N.O.
+had said as he gazed down with an affectionate
+smile at the object of his remarks, &ldquo;for several reasons,
+but principally on account of the men that
+are in her. You&rsquo;ll find them a living, breathing
+object-lesson in the adaptability of the supposedly
+stodgy and inflexible Anglo-Saxon race. Her skipper,
+to use one of his own favourite expressions, is
+a live wire&mdash;always seems to be able to spark when
+there&rsquo;s trouble in the wind. He came from somewhere
+<!-- Page 174 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span>
+in Western Canada, I believe. Seems to have
+tried farming there for a spell, and I think he said
+something once about running his own agricultural
+tractor. At any rate, in some way or another, he
+has picked up more practical knowledge of petrol
+engines than many of our so-called experts.</p>
+<div class="footnote"><a name="footd" id="footd"></a>
+<a href="#footnoted">[D]</a> Motor launch.
+</div>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The fact is,&rdquo; continued the S.N.O. as we turned
+back towards his office at the end of the quay, &ldquo;the
+fact is that D&mdash;&mdash;, though he never saw salt water
+before he crossed the Atlantic to do his bit in the
+War, and though he never has got and never will
+get, I&rsquo;m afraid, his sea-legs, is in many respects the
+most useful M.L. Officer I have ever had to do with,
+and that&rsquo;s saying a good deal, let me assure you.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s always sick as a dog from the time he puts
+to sea to the time he returns to port. The only
+thing that is liable to be more sick is the Hun submarine
+he once gets his nose on. I&rsquo;ve heard him
+say in a joking way, two or three times, that he
+always could scent a Hun as far as he could a
+skunk&mdash;I think that&rsquo;s what he calls it; and from
+some of the things he&rsquo;s done I must confess I&rsquo;m
+more than half inclined to believe him. Perhaps
+his most remarkable achievement, however, is that
+of taking eight or ten men, just as green as he was
+himself regarding the sea, and making of them a
+crew that will handle that cranky little lump of a
+craft pretty nearly as smartly as old trawler-men
+would on the nautical side, and at the same time
+having a fund of resource always on tap that is<!-- Page 175 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span>
+positively uncanny&mdash;almost Yankee, in fact,&rdquo; he
+added with a smile. &ldquo;Indeed, I believe D&mdash;&mdash;
+speaks of having knocked about the States a bit,
+which may account for some of the &lsquo;wooden-nutmeg&rsquo;
+tricks he has played on the U-boats. Try
+to get him to tell you some of them. You&rsquo;ll hardly
+be allowed to write much of them for a while yet&mdash;certainly
+not until they have become obsolete
+through the introduction of new devices; but you&rsquo;ll
+find it good material some day.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>M.L. &mdash;&mdash; looked more diminutive than ever as I
+was rowed out to her anchorage in the chill grey
+mists of the following morning; but a raw cold,
+which had been striking through to the marrow of
+my bones, dissolved, as by magic, before the friendly
+warmth of the welcome which awaited me, when I
+had clambered up the sawn-off Jacob&rsquo;s Ladder and
+over the wobbly wire rail. A slender but lithely
+active chap in a greasy overall and jumper, to give
+it the Yankee name, gave me a finger-crushing grip
+with his right hand, while with his left he deftly
+caught and saved from immersion my kit-bag, which
+had fallen short in the toss that had been given it
+from below. Just for an instant the absence of
+visible insignia of rank made me think that he was
+a petty officer of engineers, or something of the
+kind; then the magnetism of his personality flowed
+to me through the medium of his hand-clasp, and I
+knew I was looking into the eyes of a man who<!-- Page 176 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>
+would not be likely to figure for long as anything
+less than &ldquo;Number One&rdquo; on any kind of job he
+ever undertook.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re just in time for a &lsquo;square,&rsquo;&rdquo; he said
+heartily, leading the way to the tiny hatch and preceding
+me down the ladder. &ldquo;You&rsquo;ll be needing it,
+too, after that pull with nothing more than that
+sloppy dish-wash kaffy-o-lay that you get at the
+hotel at this hour of the morning on your stomach.
+Don&rsquo;t try to bluff me that you had anything more.
+I know by sad experience. Now <i>I&rsquo;ll</i> give you something
+that&rsquo;ll stick to your ribs. What do you say
+to some Boston baked beans and a &lsquo;stack o&rsquo; hots&rsquo;?
+Guess I know what a &rsquo;Murican likes. Sorry my
+maple syrup&rsquo;s gone, but here&rsquo;s some dope I synthesised
+out of melted sugar and m&rsquo;lasses&mdash;treacle,
+they call it over here.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Reaching the lower deck, we edged along to a
+transom at the end of a table which all but filled
+the tiny dining-cabin.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Shake hands with Mac,&rdquo; said the skipper by
+way of introducing me to a tall and extremely good-looking
+youth in a Cardigan jacket, duffel trousers,
+and sea-boots, who rose with a smile of welcome as
+we dropped down beside him. &ldquo;Mac&rsquo;s a Canuck,
+like myself,&rdquo; he went on, after asking me if I liked
+my eggs &ldquo;straight up&rdquo; or &ldquo;turned over,&rdquo; and passing
+the order on to a diminutive Cockney with a
+comedian&rsquo;s face, who came tripping in almost as
+though wafted on the &ldquo;smell o&rsquo; cooking&rdquo; which<!-- Page 177 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>
+preceded him through the opened galley door.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Mac learned his sailoring on his dad&rsquo;s yacht on
+Lake Ontario, and I learned mine driving a &lsquo;deep-seagoing&rsquo;
+side-wheel tractor on a ranch in Alberta.
+Only time I was ever afloat before I became a
+&lsquo;Capt&rsquo;in in the King&rsquo;s Navee&rsquo; was on a raft on the
+old Missouri, in Dakota; and that isn&rsquo;t really being
+afloat, you know, for &rsquo;bout one half the water of
+that limpid stream is mud and the other half catfish.
+A great pair of old salts, we two&mdash;hey, Mac?</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;And the rest of the crew&rsquo;s no more &lsquo;saline&rsquo;
+than its &lsquo;orfficers.&rsquo; That&rsquo;s the way they say it,
+ain&rsquo;t it, Mac? Little &rsquo;Arry, the galley-slave, was a
+knock-about artist in the London music-halls before
+he &lsquo;eard the sea a-callin&rsquo;, and now he doesn&rsquo;t &rsquo;eed
+nothin&rsquo; else, do you, Harry? And you&rsquo;ll hear the
+sea a-callin&rsquo; that nice big breakfast of yours just as
+soon as we get outside the Heads, won&rsquo;t you, Harry?
+And then you won&rsquo;t &rsquo;eed nothin&rsquo; else for quite a
+while. And so&rsquo;ll Mac hear the sea a-calling his
+breakfast, and so&rsquo;ll I, and so&rsquo;ll all the rest of us&mdash;every
+mother&rsquo;s son. It&rsquo;s a fine lot of Jack Tars we
+are, the whole bunch of us. Did I tell you that one
+of my quartermasters is an ex-piano-tuner, and that
+the other was a Salvation Army captain before he
+entered the Senior Service for the duration? And
+my Chief&mdash;that&rsquo;s him you hear alternating between
+tinkering and swearing at the engines on the other
+side of that bulkhead you&rsquo;re leaning against&mdash;owned
+a motor-boat of his own before the War, and<!-- Page 178 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span>
+appears to have divided his waking hours between
+racing that and his stable of motor-cars? You can
+tell he was a gentleman once by the fluency of his
+cussing. He&rsquo;s the only man I&rsquo;ve met over here that
+could give yours truly any kind of a run in dispensing
+the pungent persiflage; but I had the advantage
+of driving mules as a kid.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But cussing, though it helps with a lot of things,
+doesn&rsquo;t make a sailor, and the Chief&rsquo;s no more of
+a Jack Tar than me or Mac or Harry. Fact is, that
+the only man aboard who ever made his living out
+of the sea before the war is a fisherman from the
+Hebrides; and even the glossary in the back of my
+Bobbie Burns won&rsquo;t translate his lingo. Two or
+three times, when the sea has been kicking up a bit,
+he has managed to tell us that no self-respecting
+God-fearing sailor would be oot in such weather.
+Possibly he&rsquo;s been right; but, as none of us are
+sailors, we don&rsquo;t feel called on to pay much attention
+to his ravings. Our duty is to harass any Huns
+that encroach on our beat; and the fact that we&rsquo;ve
+had a modicum of success in that line proves you
+don&rsquo;t have to be a sailor to qualify for the job.
+Which don&rsquo;t mean, though,&rdquo; he concluded with a
+smile of sad resignation as he rose and reached for
+his oil-skins, &ldquo;that I don&rsquo;t hope and pray that
+I&rsquo;ll develop the legs and stomach of a sailor before
+the war&rsquo;s over.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>When breakfast was eaten, forward and aft, all
+hands were piped on deck, and in less than ten<!-- Page 179 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span>
+minutes M.L. &mdash;&mdash; was under way and threading
+the winding channels of a cliff-begirt Firth to the
+mist-masked waters of the North Sea.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>As I picked my way forward to the little
+glassed-in cabin, which served the double purpose
+of navigating-bridge and wheel-house, I told myself
+that I was sure of two things&mdash;first, that the skipper,
+by birth, breeding, residence, and probably
+citizenship, was an American of Americans, and,
+second, that the chances were he would not admit
+that fact unless I &ldquo;surprised him with the goods.&rdquo;
+An Englishman will often mistake a Canadian for
+an American but a Yankee himself will rarely make
+that error. I was sure of my man on a dozen
+counts, and resolved to lay in figurative ambush
+for him.</p>
+
+<p>I all but had him within the hour. We were clear
+of the Heads, and the skipper, having turned over
+to Mac, was trying to forget that imperious call o&rsquo;
+the sea he had chaffed &rsquo;Arry about by showing me
+round. He had explained the way a depth-charge
+was released, and was just beginning to elaborate
+on the functions of an old-fashioned lance-bomb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Now this fellow,&rdquo; he said, balancing the ungainly
+contrivance and giving it a gingerly twirl
+about his head, &ldquo;is a good deal like the sixteen-pound
+hammer which I used to throw at college.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Knowing that the hammer-throw was not a Canadian
+event, I promptly cut in with &ldquo;What college?&rdquo;<!-- Page 180 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span>
+&ldquo;Minnesota,&rdquo; he answered readily enough;
+adding, as I began to grin: &ldquo;A good many Canadians
+go across there for the agricultural courses.&rdquo;
+I resolved to await a more favourable opportunity
+before bringing my &ldquo;charge&rdquo; point-blank. It came
+that afternoon, when I stood beside him on the
+bridge as he bucked her through ten miles of slashing
+head-sea, which had to be traversed to gain the
+shelter of a land-locked bay beyond a jutting point,
+where we were to lie up for the night. He was
+telling me U-boat-chasing yarns in the patchy intervals
+between the demands of <i>mal de mer</i> and
+navigation, and one of them ended something like
+this: &ldquo;Old Fritz&mdash;just as we intended he should&mdash;caught
+the reflection of the flame through his
+upturned periscope and, thinking his shells had set
+us afire, rose gleefully to gloat over his Hunnish
+handiwork. Bing! I let him have it just like
+that.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The motion with which he flung the lemon he had
+been sucking as an antidote for sea-sickness could
+not have been in the least suggestive of what really
+happened; but that straight-from-the-shoulder, elbow-flirting,
+right-off-the-ends-of-the-fingers action
+was so like another motion with which I had long
+been familiar, that, with a meaning side-squint, I
+observed promptly:</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;So you add baseball to your other accomplishments,
+do you? Did a bit of pitching, if I don&rsquo;t
+miss my guess? How long have you played?&rdquo;<!-- Page 181 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Since I was a kid,&rdquo; he admitted with a grin that
+sat queerly on the waxy saffron of his sea-sick face.
+&ldquo;Yes, I even &lsquo;tossed the pill&rsquo; at college&mdash;that is,
+until a shoulder I knocked out trying to slide home
+one day spoiled my wing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I knew I had him the instant that first admission
+left his lips. &ldquo;Since the kids weren&rsquo;t playing sand-lot
+baseball in Canada twenty years ago,&rdquo; I said,
+ducking low to let the spray from a sea which had
+just broken inboard blow over, &ldquo;you might just as
+well &rsquo;fess up and tell me which neck of the Mississippi
+Valley you hail from. Just as one Yankee
+to another,&rdquo; I pressed, as his piercing eye turned on
+me a look that seemed to bore right through and
+run up and down my spine; &ldquo;even as one Middle
+Westerner to another, for I was born in Wisconsin
+myself.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>For an instant his lips hardened into a straight
+line, and the flexed jaw-muscles stood out in white
+lumps on either side; then his mouth softened into a
+broadening grin, and a moment later he burst into
+a ringing laugh.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Sure thing, old man, since you put it on &lsquo;sectional&rsquo;
+grounds, and since we&rsquo;re going to be shipmates
+for a week, and&rdquo;&mdash;fetching me a thumping
+wallop on the back&mdash;&ldquo;since we both wear the same
+uniform, anyhow, curly stripe and all, I&rsquo;ll make a
+clean breast of it. I was born in Kansas&mdash;got a
+farm there, near a little burg called Stockton, to-day&mdash;and
+was never out of the Middle West in my<!-- Page 182 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span>
+life till I crossed over into Canada to enlist in the
+first year of the war. I felt I had to get into the
+show somehow, and the little old U.S.A. was hanging
+fire so in the matter of coming in that I just
+couldn&rsquo;t wait. I&rsquo;ll tell you the whole story when
+we&rsquo;re moored for the night.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>I have never been able to recall my yarn with
+D&mdash;&mdash; that evening without a hearty guffaw. A
+rising barometer had cleared the grey smother of
+mist from the sea, but a shift of the wind from
+south-east to north-east exposed us to a blast which,
+chilled at its fount in the frozen fjords of Norway,
+knocked the bottom out of the thermometer and
+filled the air with needle-like shafts of congealed
+moisture that seemed to have been chipped from
+the glassy steel dome of the now cloudless sky.
+There was a filigree of frost masking the wheel-house
+windows before the early winter night
+clapped down its lid, and the men who went forward
+to pass a line through the ring of the mooring-buoy
+pawed the icy deck with their stiff-soled sea-boots
+without making much more horizontal progress
+than a squirrel treading its wheel.</p>
+
+<p>It would have been bracing enough if there had
+been a cheery open fire, or at least a glowing little
+sheet-iron stove, to thaw and dry out at, as there
+is on most patrol craft, and even on many trawlers.
+But in the particular type to which M.L. &mdash;&mdash; belonged
+(the units of which are said to have been<!-- Page 183 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span>
+built in fulfilment of a rush order given one winter
+on the assumption that the War would be over before
+the next) there was no refinements and few
+comforts. Heating is not included among the latter:
+the only stove in the boat being in the galley,
+where the drying of wet togs in restricted quarters
+is responsible for a queer but strangely familiar
+taste to the pea-soup and Irish stew which you never
+quite account for until you discover the line of
+grease on the corner of the tail of your oilskin or
+the toe of your sea-boot.</p>
+
+<p>The diminutive electric heaters are true to the
+first part of their name rather than the last: that is
+to say, while they are undeniably electric, it is
+equally certain that they do not heat. There <i>is</i> a
+certain amount of warmth in them, as I discovered
+the time I scorched my blankets by taking one to bed
+with me; but that is of use only when you can confine
+it and apply locally, which is rarely practicable
+in a small craft at sea, even when you have the time
+for it.</p>
+
+<p>It will be readily understood, therefore, why on
+a M.L., at sea in really wintry weather, the only
+alternative to sitting up and being slowly but surely
+chilled to the marrow is to doff wet togs as soon as
+you come off watch, don dry ones, bolt your dinner,
+and turn in. This is just what we had to do on
+M.L. &mdash;&mdash; that night; for, besides the really intense
+cold, a sea which came through the sky-light
+of the little dining-cabin early in the afternoon had<!-- Page 184 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span>
+drenched cushions and curtains, with enough left
+over to form an inch or two of swashing swirl upon
+the deck. Poor &rsquo;Arry, with the effects of the &ldquo;call
+o&rsquo; the sea&rdquo; still showing in his hollow eyes and
+pasty cheeks, was not in shape to do much either in
+the way of &ldquo;slicking up&rdquo; or &ldquo;snugging down&rdquo;;
+while the extent of his culinary effort was limited to
+a kedgeree of half-boiled rice and pale canned
+salmon, and a platter of eggs fried &ldquo;straight up,&rdquo;
+according to D&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo;s order, with the yolks glaring
+fish-eyedly at you from a smooth, waxy expanse of
+congealed grease. D&mdash;&mdash;, who was still somewhat
+&ldquo;introspective&rdquo; himself, turned down the
+&ldquo;straightups&rdquo; straightaway, bent a look that was
+more grieved than angry on the forlorn &rsquo;Arry, and
+then, rising shiveringly, started edging along over
+the sodden divan toward his cabin door.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;As principal medical officer of this ship,&rdquo; he
+said through chattering teeth, &ldquo;I prescribe the only
+treatment ever found to be efficacious in such circumstances
+as the present&mdash;bunk, blankets, and
+hot toddy.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>There were two bunks in D&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo;s narrow cabin,
+and it was not until we had turned into these&mdash;he in
+the lower, I in the upper&mdash;that the mounting glow
+of soul and body thawed the reserve which had
+again threatened to grip him in the matter of
+where he came from, and set his tongue wagging of
+his life on the old home farm, and from that to a
+sketchy but vivid recital of things that he had done,<!-- Page 185 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span>
+and hoped still to do, as the skipper of a British
+patrol boat. It is the vision that the memory of
+that recital conjures up: D&mdash;&mdash;, with a Balaclava
+helmet pulled low over his ears, gesticulating excitedly
+up to where I, the unblanketed portion of
+my anatomy shrouded to the eyes in a wool duffel-coat,
+leaned out over the edge of the bunk above&mdash;that
+I can never dwell on without laughing outright.</p>
+
+<p>The story of the way in which it happened that
+D&mdash;&mdash; came over to get into the game in the first
+place did not differ greatly from those I have heard
+from a score or more of young Americans who,
+partly inspired by a sense of duty and partly lured
+by the promise of adventure, sought service in the
+British Army or Navy by passing themselves off as
+Canadians. He had intended to enlist in the Army
+at first; but when he found that six months or more
+might elapse before he would be sent to the other
+side, he crossed at his own expense on the chance of
+avoiding the delay. At the end of a disappointing
+month spent in trying to enlist in some unit that
+had a reasonable expectation of going into active
+service at once, the intervention of an old college
+friend&mdash;an able young chemical engineer occupying
+a prominent post in Munitions&mdash;secured him a sub-lieutenant&rsquo;s
+commission in the R.N.V.R. Although,
+as he na&iuml;vely put it, the sea was no friend
+of his, it appears that the M.L. game had proved
+congenial from the outset: so much so, indeed, that<!-- Page 186 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>
+something like three years of service found him
+with two decorations and innumerable mentions to
+his credit, to say nothing of the reputation of being
+one of the most resourceful, energetic and generally
+useful men in a service in which all of those qualities
+are taken more or less as a matter of course.
+He had gone in as a Canadian for fear that he
+might be turned down as a Yankee, and then, to
+use his own words: &ldquo;By the time the U.S.A. began
+to take a hand, I had told so many darn lies about
+hunting and fishing and farming in Alberta and
+British Columbia that I concluded it would be less
+trouble to go on telling them than to start in denying
+them. The boundary between Canada and the
+U.S.A. is more or less of an imaginary line, anyhow,
+and so is that between the average Yankee and
+Canuck. I reckon I&rsquo;ve made it just as hot for the
+Hun as the latter as I would have as the former,
+and that&rsquo;s really the only thing that counts at this
+stage of the game.&rdquo; It was this last observation, I
+believe, which started D&mdash;&mdash; talking of his work.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Generally speaking,&rdquo; he said, reaching up the
+match with which he had just lighted a cigarette to
+rekindle the tobacco in my expiring pipe, &ldquo;the
+r&ocirc;le of the M.L. is very much more defensive than
+it is offensive. It is supposed to police certain
+waters, watch for U-boats, report them when
+sighted, and then carry on as best it can till a destroyer,
+or sloop, or some craft with a real punch in
+it, comes up and takes over. Well, my idea from<!-- Page 187 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span>
+the first has been to make that &lsquo;defensive&rsquo; just as
+&lsquo;offensive&rsquo; as possible, and it&rsquo;s really astonishing
+how obnoxious some of us have been able to make
+ourselves to the Hun. Off-hand, since, with his
+heavier guns, the average Hun is more than a
+match for us even on the surface, there wouldn&rsquo;t
+seem much that we could do against him beyond
+running and telling one of our big brothers. The
+perfecting of the depth-charge gave us one very
+formidable weapon, however, and that of the lance-bomb
+another, though the days when Fritz was
+tame and gullible enough to allow himself to be
+enticed sufficiently near to permit the use of the
+latter are long gone by. The most satisfying job
+I ever did, though, was pulled off with a lance-bomb;
+and, since there is not one chance in a thousand
+of our ever getting away with the same kind
+of stunt again, there ought to be no kick on my telling
+you just how it happened.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You see,&rdquo; he went on, pulling a big furry-backed
+mitten on the hand most exposed to the cold
+in gesticulation, and tucking the fingers of the other
+inside the neck of the Balaclava for warmth,
+&ldquo;Fritz is an animal of more or less fixed habits,
+and so the best way to hunt him, like any other
+animal, is to begin by making a study of his little
+ways. I specialised on this for some months, confining
+myself almost entirely to what he did in
+attacking, or when being attacked by, M.L.s, and
+ignoring his tactics with sloops, trawlers, and other<!-- Page 188 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span>
+light craft. It wasn&rsquo;t long before I discovered that
+his almost invariable practice&mdash;when it was a matter
+of only himself and a M.L.&mdash;was to get the
+latter&rsquo;s range as quickly as possible, endeavour to
+knock it out, or at least set it afire, by a few hurried
+shots, and then to submerge and make an approach
+under water for the purpose of making a closer
+inspection of the damage inflicted. In this way the
+danger of a hit from the M.L.&rsquo;s gun was reduced to
+a minimum&mdash;an important consideration, as a
+holing by even a light shell might well make it
+impossible to submerge again. And a U-boat incapable
+of seeking safety in the depths is, in any
+part of the North Sea where it would have been
+likely to meet a M.L., just as good as done for.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I also found that when explosions had taken
+place in the M.L., or when it was heavily afire by
+the time the U-boat drew near, it was the practice
+of the latter to come boldly up and finish the good
+work at leisure, with the addition of any of the
+inimitable little Hunnisms&mdash;such as firing on the
+boats, or ramming them, or running at full speed
+back and forth among the wreckage so as to give
+the screws a good chance to chop up the swimming
+survivors&mdash;of which <i>Unterseeboot</i> skippers were
+even then becoming past masters.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="DEPTHCHARGE" id="DEPTHCHARGE"><img src="images/illo09.jpg"
+ alt="A DEPTH CHARGE" style="border:0" title="A DEPTH CHARGE"
+ height="347" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+<h4>A DEPTH CHARGE</h4>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="TOW" id="TOW"><img src="images/illo10.jpg" alt="DISABLED DESTROYER IN TOW"
+ style="border:0" title="DISABLED DESTROYER IN TOW"
+ height="418" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+<h4>DISABLED DESTROYER IN TOW</h4>
+
+<p>&ldquo;In short,&rdquo; here D&mdash;&mdash; paused for a moment
+while he lifted the little electric heater and lighted
+a fresh cigarette on one of the glowing bars, &ldquo;in
+short, I studied the vermin in just the same way I
+did the gophers and prairie-dogs when I started to<!-- Page 189 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span>
+exterminate them on my Kansas farm. I found out
+when they were most likely to come up, when to
+stay down; what things attracted them, and what
+repelled. Then I went after them. Of course, there
+was no chance for the clean sweep I made of the
+gophers and prairie-dogs, but we&rsquo;ve still managed
+to keep our own little section of the beat pretty
+clear.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Having satisfied myself regarding the Hun&rsquo;s
+penchant for stealing up, submerged, to gloat over
+the dying agonies of his victim, it seemed to me that
+the obvious thing to do was to lead him on with an
+imitation death-agony, and then have a proper surprise
+waiting for him when he came up to gloat.
+The first thing I started working on was how to
+&lsquo;burn up&rsquo; and &lsquo;blow up&rsquo; with sufficient realism to
+deceive the skipper of a submerged U-boat, and still
+be in shape to spring an effective surprise if he
+could be tempted into laying himself open to it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;My first plan proved too primitive by far. I
+reckoned that the &lsquo;blowing-up&rsquo; touch might be provided
+by dropping a depth-charge, and that of
+&lsquo;burning up&rsquo; by playing my searchlight on the
+surface of the water on the side the approach was
+to be expected from. Neither was good enough.
+The &lsquo;can&rsquo; might have been set to explode on the
+surface, but that could not be affected without running
+the chance of blowing in my own stern. But
+the bing of a depth-charge detonating well under<!-- Page 190 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span>
+the water is quite unmistakable, and the first U-boat
+I tried to lure with one made off forthwith,
+plainly under the impression that it was the object
+of an active attack. As for the searchlight, I saw
+that it wouldn&rsquo;t do the first time I went down and
+took a peep at a trial of it through the periscope of
+one of our own submarines. The beam did cast
+a patch of brightness discernible through the upturned
+&lsquo;eye&rsquo; at a depth of from sixty to eighty
+feet, but it was neither red enough nor fluttery
+enough to suggest anything like a burning ship. I
+set to work to devise something more life-like, without
+ever waiting for a chance to draw a Fritz
+with it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;First and last, I tried a goodly variety of &lsquo;fire&rsquo;
+experiments,&rdquo; D&mdash;&mdash; continued, snuggling down for
+a moment with both arms under the blankets, &ldquo;and
+I don&rsquo;t mind admitting that I&rsquo;d like to have a few
+of &rsquo;em, smoke and all, flaming up all over this
+refrigerator right now. The thing I finally decided
+to try consisted of nothing more than a light, shallow
+tank of ordinary kerosene&mdash;paraffin oil, I believe
+they call it here&mdash;made fast to a small,
+roughly built raft. The <i>modus operandi</i> was as
+simple as the contrivance itself. As soon as a U-boat
+was sighted, the raft was to be launched on the
+<i>opposite</i> side, and kept about thirty feet out by
+means of a light boom. The next move was to be
+up to Fritz, and it was fairly certain he would do
+one of two things&mdash;submerge and make off, or remain<!-- Page 191 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span>
+on the surface and begin to shell us. In the
+latter case we were to start firing in reply, of
+course; but that was only incidental to the main
+plan. This was to wait until we were hit, or, preferably,
+until he fired an &lsquo;over,&rsquo; the fall of which,
+on account of his low platform, he could not spot
+accurately, and then to fire the tank of kerosene. A
+line to a trigger, rigged to explode a percussion-cap,
+made it possible to do this from the rail. As
+the flames, besides giving off a lot of smoke, would
+themselves leap high enough to be seen from the
+other side, it was reasonable to suppose that Fritz
+would be deluded into thinking we were burning
+up, and make his approach a good deal more carelessly
+than otherwise. If he persisted in closing
+us on the surface, there would be nothing to it but
+to make what fight we could with our fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; gun,
+and try to make it so hot for him that he would have
+to go down before his heavier shells had done for
+us. But if, following his usual procedure, he made
+his approach submerged, then there were two or
+three other little optical and aural illusions prepared
+for his benefit. I will tell you of these in describing
+how we actually used them.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>D&mdash;&mdash; lay quiet for a minute, the wrinkles of a
+baleful grin of reminiscence showing on both sides
+of the aperture of the Balaclava. &ldquo;The first chance
+we had to try the thing out it nearly did us in,&rdquo; he
+chuckled presently. &ldquo;No, Fritz had nothing to do
+with it. <i>He</i>, luckily for us, submerged and beat it<!-- Page 192 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span>
+off after firing three or four shots&mdash;probably
+through mistaking the smoke of a couple of trawlers
+just under the horizon for that of destroyers.
+It was all due to bad luck and bad judgment&mdash;principally
+the latter, I&rsquo;m afraid. It was bad luck to
+the extent that the U-boat was sighted down to
+leeward, so that there was no alternative but to put
+over my &lsquo;fire-raft&rsquo; on the windward side. The bad
+judgment came in through my underestimating the
+force of the wind and the fierceness with which the
+kerosene would burn when fanned by it. Scarcely
+had it been touched off before there was a veritable
+<i>Flammen-werfer</i> playing against thirty or forty
+feet of the windward side, and in a way which made
+it impossible for a man to venture there to cast off
+the wire cables which moored the raft. As this
+class of M.L.s have wooden hulls, you will readily
+see that this was no joke.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The splash of the beam seas proved an efficacious
+antidote, so far as the hull was concerned,
+however; but how some other highly inflammable
+material I was carrying &rsquo;midships escaped being
+fired in the minute or more that I was swinging her
+through sixteen points to bring the raft to the leeward
+of her&mdash;&mdash; Well, I can only chalk that up to
+the credit of the special Providence that is supposed
+to intervene especially to save drunks and
+fools. You can bet your life I never let myself be
+tempted into making that break again, though it
+involved a trying exercise of self-restraint when it<!-- Page 193 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span>
+chanced that the very next Fritz I sighted also bore
+down the wind.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The two or three U-boats which were sighted
+in the course of the next five or six weeks ducked
+under without firing a shot, and I was beginning to
+think that perhaps they had somehow got wind of
+my little plan and were taking no chances in playing
+up to it. Then, one fine clear morning, up
+bobs a Fritz about six thousand yards to windward,
+and begins going through his part of the
+show almost as though he was one of our own submarines
+with which I had been rehearsing. His
+firing at us was about as bad as mine at him; but
+he finally lobbed one over that was close enough,
+so I knew he couldn&rsquo;t tell whether it was a hit or
+not, and on that I touched off the fire-raft, which
+was soon spouting up a fine pillar of flame and
+smoke. To discourage his approach on the surface,
+I kept up a brisk firing to give him the impression
+that we were going to live up to British Navy traditions
+by going down fighting, and to convince him
+that it would be much safer to close under water.
+This came off quite according to plan, and presently
+I saw the loom of his conning-tower dissolve
+and disappear behind the spout of one of our
+shells, which looked to have been a very close
+thing.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I stood on at a speed of five or six knots, but
+on a course which I reckoned he would anticipate
+and allow for. When I figured that he was not<!-- Page 194 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span>
+over a mile away, I dropped a float over the stern
+with a time-bomb attached to it, the detonation of
+which in this way I had found by experiment to
+furnish a much more life-like imitation of an internal
+explosion in a ship&mdash;when heard in hydrophones,
+I mean&mdash;than that of a depth-charge. The
+periscope which was shortly poked cautiously up
+for a tentative &lsquo;look-see&rsquo; could not, I am pretty
+nearly dead certain, have revealed anything to belie
+the impression I had laid myself out to convey&mdash;that
+M.L. &mdash;&mdash; was an explosion-riven, burning,
+and even already, probably a sinking ship. Besides
+the gay gush of flames from the fire-raft, which must
+have appeared to be roaring amidships, lurid
+tongues of fire were also spouting out of the forrard
+and after hatches, and from several of the ports;
+while a thirty-degree list to starboard might well
+have indicated that she was about to heel over and
+go down. I had looked at her that way from a
+periscope myself, while I was studying the effect of
+some &lsquo;stage property&rsquo; flares in comparison with
+ordinary gasoline &lsquo;blow-torches,&rsquo; and knew how
+much she looked like the real thing even when you
+knew she wasn&rsquo;t. The list? Oh, that was a very
+simple matter. This class of M.L.s is never on an
+even keel for long, anyhow, and the installation of
+a couple of tanks made it possible to pump water
+back and forth and give her any heel we wanted.
+We put her almost on her beam ends when we were
+experimenting on the thing, and without upsetting<!-- Page 195 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span>
+things much outside of the galley, which we had
+neglected to warn of what devilry was afoot.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;If we didn&rsquo;t look helpless and harmless enough
+for any Fritz to run right up alongside and &lsquo;gloat
+over,&rsquo; I&rsquo;ll eat my hat; and that was what I was
+counting on this fellow doing. Indeed, I&rsquo;ll always
+think that was just what he <i>did</i> intend to do eventually;
+only it was the way he went about doing it
+that was near to upsetting the apple-cart. It
+seemed reasonable to suppose that he would come
+up and do his gloating on the side he approached
+from, and so that was the side I had prepared to
+receive him on. The heavy list she was under to
+starboard would have made it possible to bring the
+gun to bear on him until he was almost under the
+rail, and then there would be a chance for a lance-bomb.
+If he came up on the other side by any
+chance, I had figured that the game would be all
+up; for there was the fire-raft to give it away,
+while the list would be on the wrong slant to give
+the gun a show. Well, whether it was accident or
+intent, that is just what he did&mdash;broached abeam to
+port, about half a cable&rsquo;s length off the sizzling
+tank of flaming kerosene.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That next minute or two&rdquo; (D&mdash;&mdash; sat up in bed
+in the excitement of the memory of that stirring interval,
+and I felt one of his gesticulating fists
+come with a thump against the bottom of my mattress)
+&ldquo;called for some of the quickest thinking
+and acting I was ever responsible for pulling off.<!-- Page 196 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span>
+If he stayed up, it flashed to my mind, there was
+just the chance I might ram him; while if he ducked
+down, there would probably be a good opening for
+a depth-charge. I rang up full speed at the same
+time I was shouting orders to cast off the fire-raft,
+and to bash in one end of the starboard &lsquo;tilting-tank&rsquo;
+with an axe. We had considered the possibility
+of this emergency arising, as much as we
+hoped it wouldn&rsquo;t, so that no time was lost in
+meeting it. The fire-raft, boom and all, was cast
+off clean, and quickly left astern. In scarcely less
+time was the tank emptied, though the sudden flood
+from it&mdash;it was on the upper deck, understand&mdash;came
+very near to carrying overboard the man who
+broached it. With motors, of course, we were running
+all out in &lsquo;two jerks,&rsquo; and she was doing several
+knots over twenty when, with helm hard-a-starboard,
+she began rounding on the startled
+Fritz.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was no doubt about the fact that he <i>was</i>
+startled, let me tell you. And, when you think of
+it, it must have been a trifle disconcerting to see
+the blown-up and burning boat he had come up to
+gloat over, and perhaps loot before she went down,
+suddenly settle back on an even keel and come
+charging down on him at twenty-five knots. The
+&lsquo;moony&rsquo; fat phizes that showed above the rail of
+the bridge were pop-eyed with surprise&mdash;yes&mdash;and
+indecision, too, for there were several valuable seconds
+lost in deciding whether to come on up&mdash;she<!-- Page 197 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span>
+had risen to the surface with only an &lsquo;awash&rsquo;
+trim&mdash;and make a fight with her gun, or to dive.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think it would have made a great deal
+of difference in his own fate which he did, but you
+can bet it made a lot of difference to me. I don&rsquo;t
+mind telling you that I was never gladder about
+anything in my life&mdash;at least anything since the
+rain that came at the end of a three-months&rsquo;
+drought to save my corn-crop a few years back&mdash;than
+when those moon-faces went into eclipse and
+I saw him begin to submerge. Although it had
+never formed a part of any plan I had ever worked
+out, I give you my word that I fully intended to
+ram him, and that would have meant&mdash;well, about
+the same thing as one airplane charging into
+another. I should almost certainly have finished
+him, while at the same operation&mdash;but I don&rsquo;t need
+to tell you that a match-box like this was never
+made for bull-at-a-gate tactics. I&rsquo;ve never heard of
+one of this class of M.L.s getting home with a good
+square butt at a U-boat, and I&rsquo;m very happy to
+say that it didn&rsquo;t happen on this occasion. I don&rsquo;t
+think that we even so much as grazed his &lsquo;jump-string&rsquo;;
+but the whole length of him was in plain
+sight sloping away from his surface swirl, and it
+was easy as picking ripe pippins to plant an &lsquo;ash-can&rsquo;
+just where it was needed. The only aggravating
+thing about it was that, although oil came boiling
+up in floods for three days, there was never a
+Hun, nor even an unmistakable fragment of U-boat<!-- Page 198 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span>
+wreckage, picked up as a souvenir. There was
+never any doubt about the sinking, however, for
+the trawlers located the wreck on the bottom with
+a sweep, and gave it a few more &lsquo;cans&rsquo; for luck.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But the best evidence in my own mind,&rdquo; concluded
+D&mdash;&mdash;, pulling the blankets up higher over
+his shoulders as he settled back into the bunk, &ldquo;is
+the fact that, six weeks later, the identical stunt I
+had tried this time actually lured another Fritz
+up to eat out of my hand almost exactly as I had
+been planning for. Now, if that first one had really
+survived and been able to return to base, it is certain
+that its skipper would have told what he saw,
+and that there would have been a general order
+(such as came out some months later when they
+finally did twig the game) warning all U-boats
+against coming up to gloat at close range over
+burning M.L.s. The fact that this second one was
+such easy picking proves beyond a doubt that the
+other never got back.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That last was the one you &lsquo;threw the hammer&rsquo;
+at, wasn&rsquo;t it?&rdquo; I asked, leaning far out to make my
+words carry down to D&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo;s now blanket-muffled
+ears.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; came the wool-dulled answer. &ldquo;Tell you
+some other night. Gotta get warm now. Toddy
+can&rsquo;s empty. Make a tent of the blankets with your
+knees, and take the electric heater to bed in it, if
+you can&rsquo;t stop shivering any other way. Good
+night.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 199 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX"></a>CHAPTER IX</h2>
+
+<h3>&ldquo;Q&rdquo;</h3>
+
+
+<p>At three miles, as seen from the bridge of the
+battleship, the small craft which was steering
+a course that would bring her across our
+bows in the course of the next few minutes was
+absolutely nondescript, completely defying classification.
+A mile closer, however, it appeared to be
+as plain as day that she was some ancient fishing
+boat, but bluffer of bow and broader of beam than
+the oldest of trawlers or drifters in the service. It
+was only when she was right ahead, and but six or
+eight cables&rsquo; lengths distant, that a vagrant sun-patch
+came dancing along the leaden waters beyond
+her to form a scintillant background against which
+she stood out as what she was&mdash;the sweetest-lined
+little steam yacht that ever split a wave. The fishing-boat
+effect had been obtained by a simple
+arrangement of colours which effectually clipped
+the clippiness from her clipper bows and equally
+effectually discounted the graceful overhang of her
+counter.</p>
+
+<p>In plain words, they had blocked in the lines of a
+bluff, squatty tug on her hull with some kind of
+paint that was very easy to see, and covered the<!-- Page 200 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span>
+rest of her with a paint that was very hard to see.
+A few changes in rig, and the alteration was complete.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Quite the cleverest and simplest bit of camouflage
+I ever saw,&rdquo; said the captain, lowering his
+binoculars. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s only the fact that we&rsquo;re looking
+down on her from a considerable height against
+that bright sheet of water that gives a chance to
+follow her real lines at all. From the deck&mdash;and
+even more so from the bridge of a submarine, or
+through its periscope&mdash;it would be a lot easier to
+tell what she <i>isn&rsquo;t</i> than what she <i>is</i>. As a matter
+of fact, I can&rsquo;t say that I know what she is even
+now. It is evident that she <i>was</i> a yacht, and no
+end of a beauty at that. But now, in that guise&mdash;probably
+some sort of patrol or anti-U-boat worker,
+for a guess, perhaps a &lsquo;Q.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The officer of the watch turned aside for a moment
+from the gyro across which he had been sighting.
+&ldquo;I think she must be the &lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;,&rsquo; sir,&rdquo; he said.
+&ldquo;Some American millionaire had her in the Mediterranean,
+and, wanting to do his bit, brought her
+up to Portsmouth and turned her over to the Admiralty
+to do what they wanted with her so long
+as it would help to lick the Hun. She&rsquo;s been mixed
+up in several kinds of stunts, and is supposed to
+have a U-boat or two to her credit. Her present
+skipper&rsquo;s a Yank who came to her from a M.L.
+They say he&rsquo;s no end of a character, but right as
+rain on his job and with a natural nose for trouble.<!-- Page 201 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span>
+One of his hobbies is making his ship look what
+she isn&rsquo;t, and, in order to see her as she would appear
+to a U-boat, he goes out and studies her
+through the periscope of one of our own submarines.
+When one of these isn&rsquo;t handy, he sometimes
+goes out in a whaler and studies her through
+a stubby periscope poked over its gunwale. He
+got blown right out to sea one night when he was
+making some experiment from a whaler in &lsquo;moonlight
+visibility,&rsquo; and didn&rsquo;t get back till the next
+morning. It had no effect on his enthusiasm,
+though, for he was out on the same stunt the next
+night. No question about his nerve, nor his luck,
+nor his skill, for that matter. Smart seamanship
+probably has as much to do with the fact that he
+has never been torpedoed as has his fancy camouflage.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>I made up my mind at once that here was a man
+worth meeting and hearing the story of, but as the
+only base he seemed to have was not easy to reach,
+and as his ship was reported at sea on the only
+occasions I was free to go there, some weeks went
+by before I was able to carry out my plan of paying
+him a visit. Then, one morning, a nondescript
+craft, which might have been anything from a
+wood-pile to a Chinese junk half a mile away, came
+nosing inconsequentially through the lines of the
+Grand Fleet and moored alongside the very battleship
+in which I happened to be at that time.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;K&mdash;&mdash; has come in with the &lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo; to &lsquo;swing<!-- Page 202 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span>
+compasses,&rsquo;&rdquo; the navigating officer announced to
+the ward-room. &ldquo;He&rsquo;s a &lsquo;converted side-wheel
+river ferry-boat&rsquo; this morning, or something of the
+kind; and he&rsquo;s going to get blown to sea in a &lsquo;sudden
+gale,&rsquo; or something of the kind; and he says
+that, if anyone doesn&rsquo;t believe it, to come aboard
+and he&rsquo;ll give &rsquo;em something to stimulate their
+&lsquo;stolid British imaginations.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>As certain lockers of the &ldquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; had not been
+entirely looted of their age-mellowed treasure when
+the yacht was dismantled for sterner service than
+lounging about limpid Mediterranean harbours,
+the doubters were, naturally, many; but it is pleasant
+to be able to record that those who came to scoff
+remained&mdash;to tea. Indeed, it was not until after
+tea that I had a chance for a half-hour&rsquo;s yarn alone
+with K&mdash;&mdash; in the &ldquo;banquet-hall-deserted&rdquo; splendour
+of the stripped saloon. It was then that he
+told me how it was he chanced to &ldquo;come across
+and get into the game.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He used the latter expression several times, I
+remember, and to no one that I can recall having
+met, either on land or sea, was the grim work he
+was doing more of a &ldquo;game&rdquo; than to this brave,
+resourceful, devil-may-care Middle Westerner.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I had had a fair bit of experience in yachting
+and boating during the last six or eight years before
+the outbreak of the war,&rdquo; he said, settling back at
+ease in one of the two remaining lounging-chairs,
+&ldquo;and most of it has stood me in good stead at one<!-- Page 203 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span>
+time or another since I have been on the job over
+here. I sailed a single sticker on Lake Michigan
+for a number of seasons, and I used to run down
+from my home in Lake Forest to business in Chicago
+in my own motor-boat on and off during the
+summer. It was what I knew of the latter which
+got me on a &lsquo;M.L.&rsquo; without any preliminary hanging
+about when I first came over early in the war.
+What I knew about sailing has been all to the good
+almost every day I have been at sea, from the time
+I lured on a U-boat by ringing up my &lsquo;M.L.&rsquo; as
+a disabled fishing-smack to the time when I had to
+bring this poor little old girl into port under canvas
+after I had knocked out her propellers with one
+of her own depth-charges.&rdquo; It was a fantastically
+amusing tale, that last. &ldquo;It was the culmination
+of my experiments in scientific camouflage,&rdquo; said
+K&mdash;&mdash;, with a baleful smile. &ldquo;Up to that time
+any contrivances to deceive the Hun were getting
+more and more intricate right along; since then
+they have tended more and more toward extreme
+simplicity. It was this way, you see, that I happened
+to work up to that depth-charge crescendo.
+From the first I had been striving to give the U-boat
+mixed impressions of me, especially on the
+score of which way I was going. This, as I soon
+found out from studying the thing in the proper
+way, is much easier to do in the case of a man
+whose observation is limited to a few feet above the
+water than in the case of one who has a more lofty<!-- Page 204 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span>
+coign of vantage to con from. That is to say, it&rsquo;s
+much easier to convey false impressions, especially
+regarding your direction, to a man with his eye to
+a periscope than to one in the foretop of a battleship,
+to take the two extremes. Trying now one
+thing and now another as I had more experience,
+I found that where at first every shot fired at me
+was directed ahead with a more or less approximate
+allowance for the ship&rsquo;s progress in that
+direction, after a while they began to go oftener
+and oftener astern, indicating they were confused
+as to my rate of change. It was just as I was
+about to put the crowning touch on my efforts in
+&lsquo;mixing direction&rsquo; that the trouble occurred. As
+the experiments with this particular contrivance
+never went any further, there will hardly be any
+harm in my telling you what it was and how it
+worked.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I had already, with the aid of a couple of slanting
+fins, attached something after the fashion of
+bilge-keels, only just below the water-line on either
+quarter, worked up a fairly satisfactory &lsquo;bow
+wave&rsquo; aft, and I was endeavouring to supplement
+this by a scheme for making it appear as though
+the sky was moving past her funnel in the direction
+it wasn&rsquo;t. You see, I was working on the same
+principle which deceives you when you think the
+standing train you are in is in motion when you
+see the one on the next track start up.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;As the U-boat skipper&rsquo;s &lsquo;look-see&rsquo; is often<!-- Page 205 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span>
+limited to a hurried sort of a peep, I figured that if
+I could contrive to keep a rather conspicuous imitation
+sky of canvas running past the masts and
+funnels in the same direction she was going, only
+faster, it might create the illusion&mdash;in the distorted
+&lsquo;worm&rsquo;s eye&rsquo; vision of the man at the
+periscope&mdash;that she was going in the opposite
+direction. I studied some make-shift rigs from
+water-level through a periscope, and made up my
+mind the scheme was worth trying.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>K&mdash;&mdash; relighted his cigar and resumed with a
+sad smile.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I still think the idea was good,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;but
+it took too complicated an installation to carry it
+out, especially on a small craft with a low freeboard.
+There were gearings and transmissions and
+rollers, and heavens knows what not, needed to
+make the endless strip of canvas &lsquo;sky&rsquo; run
+smoothly, and there were also many wires and
+ropes. It was one or the other of the latter which
+was responsible for the disaster, for while the thing
+was still in the &lsquo;advanced experimental&rsquo; stage a
+U-boat popped up close by one day&mdash;probably a
+bold attempt on its skipper&rsquo;s part to see if he
+really saw what he thought he had seen&mdash;and I
+spun the &lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo; around on her tail (one of the nice
+things about her is that she will turn in a smaller
+circle than most destroyers) and tried, first choice,
+to ram him, and, second choice, to drop a depth-charge
+down the hole he had ducked into. I was too<!-- Page 206 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span>
+late to ram by a few seconds, and there must have
+been a good fathom or two of clearance between my
+keel and the conning-tower I had driven for. The
+bridge and the two periscopes he had &lsquo;turtle-necked&rsquo;
+in showed clean and sharp in the clear
+water as I leaned over the port side of the bridge&mdash;the
+easiest chance a man ever had for kicking off
+a &lsquo;can&rsquo; just where it ought to go. As I turned to
+the depth-charge release I already had visions of
+him falling apart like a cracked egg, with bobbing
+bubbles and howling Huns coming up to the surface
+together. It was only a couple of days before
+that I had picked up several British fishermen&mdash;all
+that were left alive after a U-boat skipper had
+vented his morning hate by shelling the boat in
+which they were leaving their sinking trawler&mdash;and
+I was still mad enough to want to ram Heligoland
+if a chance had offered. I felt a kind of
+savage joy in the chance to put that tin of T.N.T.
+where it would wipe out a bit of the score I had
+been checking up against the Hun, and I seemed
+to see a sort of a Hand of Fate in the fist I was
+reaching up to the handle of the release. It
+couldn&rsquo;t miss, I told myself, and&mdash;well, it didn&rsquo;t.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The explosion &lsquo;jolted&rsquo; at the proper interval
+all right, but not in the proper place, nor in the
+proper way. I was watching for the up-boil
+squarely in the middle of the right-angling propeller
+swirl of the submarine, but that was receding,
+smooth and unbroken, when the crash came. The<!-- Page 207 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span>
+fact is, I never did see the spout from that charge&mdash;for
+the very good reason that it was tossed up
+almost under the &lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo;s&rsquo; counter, where it
+knocked off the blades of both propellers and all
+but blew in her stern. The depth-charge had
+fouled a trailing wire from some of my &lsquo;stage
+scenery sky&rsquo; and been dragged along to detonate
+close astern. I saw her taffrail shiver and kick upwards,
+and the shock was strong enough to upset
+my balance even on the bridge. That last was the
+first thing that made me sure something had
+slipped up, for, ordinarily, the jolt from a properly
+set &lsquo;can&rsquo; is no more than that from a sharp bump
+against the side of a quay. I mean the jolt as felt
+on the bridge, of course; below, and especially in
+the engine-room or stokehold, it is a good deal more
+severe. It was the shattering jar of this one that
+told me it had gone wrong, and then, when she
+began to lose way and refuse to answer her helm&mdash;the
+rudder had been knocked out, too, but not
+enough so that it couldn&rsquo;t be tinkered up to serve
+temporarily&mdash;I knew it was something serious.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was a good deal of a relief to find that, badly
+buckled as some of the plates were, she wasn&rsquo;t making
+any more water aft than the pumps could easily
+take care of. That was the first thing I looked
+after, and the next was the U-boat; or rather, we
+were looking out for both at the same time. If
+there was one thing more than another that helped
+to reconcile me to the double disappointment of<!-- Page 208 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span>
+missing my crack at the Hun and knocking my own
+ship out, it was the fact which soon became apparent,
+that Fritz never knew about the latter. If
+he <i>had</i> known the shape I was in, he could have
+finished me off a dozen times over during the hour
+or more the &lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;&lsquo; was lying helpless, and before
+the first armed trawler showed up in answer to my
+S.O.S. Just why he didn&rsquo;t, I could never make
+quite sure, but the chances are it was one or both
+of two things. It is quite possible that the biff
+from the depth-charge&mdash;which must still have been
+almost as near to him as it was to me when it exploded&mdash;may
+have done the submarine really
+serious injury, perhaps even sinking it. We never
+found any evidence, however, that this had been
+the case. Whether he was damaged or not, there is
+no doubt that his close call gave him a bad scare.
+There could have been nothing in the explosion to
+tell him that it did any harm to his enemy, and,
+since he did not have his periscope up, there was
+no way he could see what had happened. Doubtless
+expecting another &lsquo;can&rsquo; any moment, and
+knowing well that it would be only a matter of an
+hour or two until there would be a lot more craft
+joining in the chase, it is probable that he followed
+the tactics which you can always count on a U-boat
+following when it knows a hunt is on&mdash;that is,
+to submerge deeply and lose no time in making itself
+just as scarce as possible in the neighbourhood
+where the hue-and-cry has started. That&rsquo;s the only<!-- Page 209 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span>
+way I can account for the fact that this particular
+pirate didn&rsquo;t have a revenge after his own Hunnish
+heart. We were about evenly matched for guns
+probably, and doubtless I would have had rather
+better than an even break on that score, because a
+surface craft can stand more holing than a submarine.
+But there was nothing to prevent his
+taking a sneaking sight through his periscope from
+a safe distance and then slipping a mouldie at us,
+which, helpless as we were for a while, there would
+have been no way of avoiding. A moving ship of
+almost any class, provided it has a gun to make
+him keep his distance, has a good fighting chance
+of saving herself from being torpedoed by the
+proper use of her helm; a disabled ship, though
+she has all the guns in the world, has no show if
+the Fritz really thinks she&rsquo;s worth wasting two or
+three torpedoes on. If he has his nerve, and any
+luck at all, he ought to finish the job with one.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;So I think you&rsquo;ll have to admit,&rdquo; said K&mdash;&mdash;
+with a whimsical smile, &ldquo;that, under the circumstances
+and considering what might have happened,
+I felt that I had no legitimate kick coming in having
+to take her home under sail. Fact is, I considered
+myself in luck to have a ship to take home
+at all. The rudder, luckily, though a good deal
+bent and twisted, had not been blown away. It
+took a lot of nursing to turn it, and, when we finally
+got her off under mainsail, forestaysail and jib,
+the eccentricities it developed took a lot of getting<!-- Page 210 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span>
+used to. Although it was quite fortuitous on our
+part, the course we steered during the thirty hours
+we put in returning to base was the most complex
+and baffling lot of zigzagging I ever had anything to
+do with. If a U-boat skipper lying in wait for us
+could have told what she was going to do next, I
+can only say that he would have known a lot more
+than I did.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;At the end of an hour or two a couple of trawlers
+hove in sight and closed us to be of what help
+they could in screening. They made a very brave
+show of it until we got under weigh, and then they
+were led just about the wooziest dance you ever
+heard tell of. By a lucky chance, for me, not for
+the trawlers, there was a spanking breeze on the
+port quarter (for the mean course to base, I mean);
+and it wasn&rsquo;t long before the little old girl, even
+under the comparatively light spread of sail on
+her, was slipping away at close to nine miles an
+hour. That won&rsquo;t surprise you if you noticed the
+lines of her. I&rsquo;ve turned back in her log and found
+where she&rsquo;s run for thirty-six hours at fourteen
+miles, even with the drag of her screws, which always
+knock a knot or two off the sailing speed of
+a yacht with auxiliary power.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Well, that nine miles an hour was a good bit
+better than those trawlers could do under forced
+draught, and after falling astern for a while, they
+started to catch up by shortening their courses by
+cutting my zigzags. That was where the fun came<!-- Page 211 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span>
+in. It would have been easy enough if I had been
+zigzagging according to Hoyle. But where I didn&rsquo;t
+know myself just what she was going to do next,
+how was I going to signal it to them, will you tell
+me? About every other time that they tried to
+anticipate my course they guessed wrong, and were
+worse off than before as a consequence. They
+must have been a very thankful pair when one of
+the two destroyers which finally came up took them
+off to hunt the submarine. The other destroyer
+stood by to escort me in. Her skipper offered me
+a tow, but I was anxious to save face as much as
+possible by returning on my own, and so declined.
+In case of an attack it would have been better to
+have him screening than towing anyhow. In the
+end, when we got in to where the sea room was restricted,
+I was glad to take a hawser from a tug
+they sent to meet me to keep from putting her on
+the mud.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You may well believe that effectually put an
+end to my experiments with &lsquo;movable sky,&rsquo; and
+other similar mechanical complexities,&rdquo; K&mdash;&mdash; continued
+with a laugh. &ldquo;Indeed, from that time on
+I have been inclining more and more to simpler
+things, rig outs that are sufficiently free from
+wheels within wheels to leave the mind clear for
+the real work in hand, which, after all, is putting
+down the Hun, not merely deceiving him as to what
+you are. You see how simple a setting our present
+one is; yet it is very complete in its way, and I<!-- Page 212 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span>
+have reasonable hopes of success with it. No, I can
+hardly tell you just what I am driving at with it,
+or just how I am going to go about it. In a month
+or two, when its possibilities have been exhausted
+and it has become a wash-out perhaps I shall be a
+bit freer to talk about it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Come and spend a day or two with me at the
+end of about six weeks, when my present round of
+stunting will probably be over, and I&rsquo;ll tell you
+all the &lsquo;Q&rsquo; yarns that the law allows. The Hun
+is dead wise to the game on principle, so there can&rsquo;t
+be any point in keeping mum any longer on stunts
+that he&rsquo;s twigged a year or so ago, and which you&rsquo;d
+have about as much chance of taking him in with
+as you&rsquo;d have in trying to sell a gold brick on
+Broadway.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Three months went by before I was able to take
+advantage of K&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo;s invitation to pay him a visit
+at what he had called his &ldquo;business headquarters,&rdquo;
+and as I had naturally expected that she would have
+played many and diverse parts in the interim, it
+was with some surprise that I found the &ldquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+still &ldquo;dressed&rdquo; as she had been when I last saw
+her.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ve never quite been able to pull it off,&rdquo;
+K&mdash;&mdash; explained, &ldquo;and the waiting, and the not-quites
+and the might-have-beens have given me no
+end of a dose of that kind of hope deferred which
+maketh the heart sick. But we&rsquo;ve at least been<!-- Page 213 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span>
+lucky enough not to queer the game by showing our
+hand, so that there&rsquo;s still as good a chance as ever
+to make good with it under favourable circumstances.
+For that reason, the less we say about it
+for the present the better. That&rsquo;s in regard to
+this particular stunt, I mean. As for the rest of the
+&lsquo;Q&rsquo; stuff that we&rsquo;ve brought off, or tried to bring
+off, during the last three years&mdash;I&rsquo;m at your service
+to-night after dinner. The Germans have been
+publishing accounts of some of the stunts, under
+the title of &lsquo;British Atrocities,&rsquo; for some months
+now, but as there are slight variations from the
+truth here and there, you may still be interested
+in getting some of the details a bit nearer the original
+fount.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;They claimed, for instance, that when one of
+their &lsquo;heroic&rsquo; U-boats ran alongside an armed
+British patrol boat, which had surrendered to it,
+to transfer a boarding-party, an officer of the
+M.L. rushed on deck and threw down on the deck
+of the submarine what the skipper of the latter took
+to be a packet of secret books, and that this
+&lsquo;packet,&rsquo; exploding, eventually resulted in the
+sinking of the guileless German craft. Now, about
+the only thing which is correct about that account
+is the statement that a U-boat was sunk. It wasn&rsquo;t
+an armed M.L. that surrendered to Herr Ober-Lootenant&mdash;armed
+M.L.&rsquo;s don&rsquo;t do that sort of
+thing, take my word for it&mdash;but an unarmed, or
+practically unarmed, pleasure yacht, which had<!-- Page 214 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span>
+apparently become disabled and blown to sea.
+And the trusting U-boat did not come alongside to
+put aboard a prize crew to navigate its captive to
+a German port as they&rsquo;d try to make you believe,
+but only to sink it with bombs placed in the hold,
+so as to save shells or a torpedo. And it wasn&rsquo;t a
+packet of secret books that put the pirate down,
+but a &lsquo;baby,&rsquo; and <i>my</i> baby at that. No, I don&rsquo;t
+mean that I threw a real child of mine to Moloch&mdash;I
+haven&rsquo;t any to throw&mdash;but only that the idea of
+this literal <i>enfant terrible</i>, with a percussion cap
+on the top of his head and a can of T.N.T. for a
+body, originated under my hat.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not surprising that the Huns didn&rsquo;t get
+the thing straight at first, though I believe one of
+their later versions does have a child in the cast,
+for none of the Germans present have yet returned
+to tell just what happened. About half of them
+never will see their beloved &lsquo;Vodderland&rsquo; again,
+and I don&rsquo;t mind telling you that I&rsquo;m not wearing
+any crepe on my sleeve on that account, either.
+Do you know&rdquo;&mdash;K&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo;s face flushed red and his
+brow contracted in the anger the thought aroused&mdash;&ldquo;that
+those &mdash;&mdash; pirates were going right ahead
+to sink what they thought was nothing but a pleasure
+yacht, with a number of women and children
+in it, although it was plain as day to them that
+the one boat carried would founder under a quarter
+of our number? That&rsquo;s your Hun every time, and
+it was just that insensate lust of his to murder<!-- Page 215 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span>
+anything helpless that I reckoned on in baiting my
+trap. I felt dead certain&mdash;&mdash; But I&rsquo;ll tell you the
+whole yarn this evening.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Several bits of salvage from the &ldquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo;s&rdquo; pleasure-yacht
+days figured in the little feast K&mdash;&mdash; had
+spread that evening, and I remember particularly
+that the Angostura was from a bottle Commodore
+P&mdash;&mdash; had himself secured at the time
+when that incomparable bitter was distilled in a
+little ramshackle pile-built factory at Ciudad Bolivar,
+on the upper Orinoco. And the coffee that
+same genial <i>bon vivant</i> had had blended and sealed
+in glass by an old Arab merchant at Aden, while
+the Benedictine had cost him a climb on foot
+through an infernally hot August afternoon to an
+ancient monastery inland of Naples. It was between
+sips of Benedictine&mdash;from a priceless little
+Morning Glory-shaped curl of Ph&oelig;nician glass,
+picked up in Antioch one winter by the owner, and
+overlooked in the &ldquo;stripping&rdquo; operations&mdash;that
+K&mdash;&mdash; told me the story of the first of what he
+called his &ldquo;Q-rious&rdquo; operations.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was a story attached to just about every
+little package of food and drink P&mdash;&mdash; left in the
+yacht,&rdquo; said K&mdash;&mdash;, unrolling the gold foil from a
+cigar whose band bore the name of a Pi&ntilde;ar del Rio
+factory which is famed as accepting no order save
+from its small but highly select list of private customers
+in various parts of the world; &ldquo;and in the
+several letters he has written begging me to make<!-- Page 216 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span>
+free with them he has told me most of the yarns.
+The consequence was that, while the good things
+lasted&mdash;they&rsquo;re most of them finished now&mdash;I was
+getting in the way of enjoying eating and drinking
+them, telling where they came from and how they
+were come by, just about as much as good old P&mdash;&mdash; himself
+must have done. In fact, I think that their
+possible loss was about my worst worry when I
+tried my first &lsquo;Q&rsquo; stunt on.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The success of any kind of stunt for harrying
+the U-boat is very largely a matter of psychology,
+and this is especially so in the &lsquo;Q&rsquo; department.
+The main point of it is to make the enemy think
+you are more harmless than you really are. There
+is nothing new in the idea, for it is precisely the
+same stunt the old pirate of the Caribbean was on
+when he concealed his gun-ports with strips of canvas
+and approached his victims as a peaceful merchantman.
+As a matter of fact, I think it was the
+Hun himself who started the game in this war, for
+I&rsquo;m almost dead sure that we had tried nothing
+of the kind on&mdash;in a systematic way, at any rate&mdash;up
+to the time one of his U-boats rigged up a mast
+and sails and lured on victims by posing as a
+fisherman in distress.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Obviously, it&rsquo;s a game you can&rsquo;t use any kind
+of craft that is plainly a warship in, and the burning
+question always is as to how far you will
+sacrifice punishing power to harmlessness of appearance.
+A light gun or two is about as far as you<!-- Page 217 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span>
+can go in the way of shooting-irons, and even these
+are very difficult to conceal on a small boat. Likewise
+a torpedo tube. I tried that first stunt of
+mine without either, and that&rsquo;s where the psychology
+came in.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Most of the &lsquo;Q-boats&rsquo; they were figuring on at
+that time were of the slower freighter type, with
+a rather powerful gun mounted for&rsquo;ard and concealed
+as well as possible by something rigged up
+to look like deck cargo.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That was, however, all well and good as far
+as it went, I figured, but, from such study of the
+Hun&rsquo;s little ways as I had been able to make, I had
+my doubts as to whether an old cargo boat would
+prove tempting enough bait to put a Fritz in the
+proper mental state for a real &lsquo;rise&rsquo;&mdash;one in which
+he&rsquo;d deliver himself up to you bound and gagged, so
+to speak. <i>That</i> was the kind of a thing I wanted
+to make a bid for, and, by cracky, I pulled it off.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;From all I could pick up, from the inside and
+outside, about the ships that had already been torpedoed,
+I came to the conclusion that the Hun
+would go to a lot more trouble, and take a deal
+bigger chance, to put down a vessel with a number
+of passengers than he would with a freighter. And
+even that early in the War a U-boat had exposed
+itself to being rammed by a destroyer, when it
+could have avoided the attack entirely by foregoing
+the pleasure of a Parthian shot at a lifeboat which
+was already half-swamped in the heavy seas. <i>That</i><!-- Page 218 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span>
+was the little trait of the Hun&rsquo;s that I reckoned on
+playing up to when I began to figure on taking the
+&lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo; out U-boat strafing without any gun larger
+than a Maxim aboard her. I&rsquo;d have been glad
+enough of a good four-incher, understand, if there
+had been any way in the world it could have been
+concealed. But there wasn&rsquo;t, and rather than miss
+getting into the game at all, I was quite content to
+tackle it with such weapons as were available.
+That was where my &lsquo;che-ild&rsquo; came in.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;On the score of weapons available, there were
+only two&mdash;the lance-bomb and the depth-charge.
+For the kind of game I had in mind, it was to the
+former that I pinned my faith. It was powerful
+enough to do all the damage needful to the shell
+of a submarine if only a chance to get home with
+it could be contrived. &lsquo;Getting it home&rsquo; has always
+been the great difficulty with the lance-bomb,
+and up to that time the only chap to have any luck
+with it was the skipper of a M.L.&mdash;another Yank,
+by the way, who came over and got into the game
+in the same way, and about the same time, that I
+did. He had been the champion sixteen-pound
+hammer-thrower in some Middle Western college
+only a year or two before, and, by taking a double
+turn on his heeling deck, managed to chuck the
+bomb (which is on the end of a wooden handle,
+much like the old throwing hammer) about three
+times as far as anyone ever dreamed of, and cracked
+in the nose of a lurking U-boat with it.<!-- Page 219 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Unluckily, I was not a hammer-thrower, and
+so had to try to bring about an easier shot. It was
+with this purpose in view that I submitted a proposal
+to reconvert the &lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo; temporarily to the
+outward seeming of a pleasure yacht; to make her
+appear so tempting a bait that the Hun&rsquo;s lust for
+<i>schrecklichkeit</i>, or whatever they call it, would lure
+him close enough to give me a chance at him.
+They were rather inclined to scoff at the plan at
+first, principally on the ground that the enemy,
+knowing that there was no pleasure yachting going
+on in the North Sea, would instantly be suspicious
+of a craft of that character. I pointed out that
+there was still a bit of yachting going on in the
+Norfolk Broads, which the Hun, with his comprehensive
+knowledge of the East Coast, might well
+know of, and that there would be nothing strange
+in a craft from there being blown to sea in a spell
+of nor&rsquo;west weather. Of course, the &lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo; isn&rsquo;t
+a Broads type by a long way, but I didn&rsquo;t expect
+the Hun to linger over fine distinctions any more
+than the trout coming up for a fly does. The sequel
+fully proved that I was right.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was largely because the stunt I had in mind
+promised to cost little more than a new coat of
+paint and a few rehearsals, which could easily be
+carried on in the course of our ordinary patrol
+duties, that I finally received somewhat grudging
+authorisation to go ahead with it. It was not till
+the whole show was over that I learned from the<!-- Page 220 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span>
+laughing admission of the officer who helped secure
+that authorization, that the fact that the output
+of real M.L.&rsquo;s was becoming large enough so
+that they were about independent of the use of
+yachts and other pleasure craft for patrol work,
+also had a good deal to do with the granting
+of it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I already had several well-trained machine-gunners
+in the crew, so that about the only addition
+I had to make to the ship&rsquo;s company was a
+half-dozen boys to masquerade as ladies. As they
+were not meant to stand inspection at close range,
+nothing elaborate in the way of costume or makeup
+was necessary. They wore middy jackets, with
+short duck skirts, which gave them plenty of liberty
+of action. Most of them (as there was nothing
+much below the waist going to show anyway) simply
+rolled up their sailor breeches and went barelegged,
+and one who went in for white stockings and
+tennis shoes was considered rather a swanker.
+Their millinery was somewhat variegated, the only
+thing in common to the motley units of head-gear
+being conspicuousness. There was a much beribboned
+broad-brimmed straw, a droopy Panama, a
+green and a purple motor veil, and a very chic
+yachting effect in a converted cap of a lieutenant
+of Marines with a red band round it. Less in keeping,
+if more striking, was a Gainsborough, with
+magenta ostrich plumes, a remnant from some
+&lsquo;ship&rsquo; theatricals.<!-- Page 221 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Hair wasn&rsquo;t a very important item, but they
+all seemed to take so much pleasure in &lsquo;coiffeuring&rsquo;
+that I took good care not to discourage their
+efforts in that direction. The spirit that you enter
+that kind of a game in makes all the difference in
+the world in its success, and these lads&mdash;and, indeed,
+the whole lot of us&mdash;were like children playing
+house. All of them were blondes&mdash;even a boy
+born in Durban, who had more than a touch of the
+&lsquo;tar brush,&rsquo; and one&mdash;a roly-poly young Scot, who
+had made himself a pair of tawny braids from rope
+ravellings&mdash;looked like a cross between &lsquo;Brunnhilde&rsquo;
+and &lsquo;The Viking&rsquo;s Daughter.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was only during rehearsals, of course, that
+these lads were &lsquo;ladies of leisure.&rsquo; The rest of the
+time I kept them on brass polishing and deck-scrubbing,
+with the result that the little old &lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo;
+regained, outwardly at least, much of her pristine
+ship-shapiness. The &lsquo;gentlemen friends&rsquo; of the
+&lsquo;ladies&rsquo; were even more of a &lsquo;make-ship&rsquo; product
+than the latter.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Indeed, they were really costumes rather than
+individuals. I don&rsquo;t mean that we used dummies,
+but only that there were eight or ten flannel jackets
+and boater hats laid ready, and these were to be
+worn more or less indiscriminately by any of the
+regular crew not on watch. Their r&ocirc;le was simply
+to loll on the quarterdeck with the &lsquo;ladies&rsquo; while
+the U-boat was sizing us up, then to join for a few
+minutes in the &lsquo;panic&rsquo; following the hoped-for<!-- Page 222 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span>
+attack, and finally to beat it to their action stations.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That a &lsquo;baby&rsquo; was by far the most effective
+disguise for the first lance-bomb we hoped to chuck
+home was obvious at the outset. Both of them
+had heads, their general shapes (when dressed)
+were not dissimilar, while the &lsquo;long clothes&rsquo; of
+the infant was found to have a real steadying effect
+on the missile, on the same principle that &lsquo;streamers&rsquo;
+act to bring an air-bomb down nose-first. Of
+course, a child in arms, like this one was to be,
+wasn&rsquo;t just the kind of thing one would take pleasure
+yachting; but I knew the Huns took their nurslings
+to beer gardens, and thought that that might
+make them think that the Englanders&mdash;who were
+incomprehensible folk anyhow&mdash;might take this
+strange way of accustoming their young to the
+waves which they sang so loudly of ruling.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The decisive consideration, however, was the
+fact a baby was the only thing except a jewel-case
+that a panicky woman in fear of being torpedoed
+would stick to. As you can&rsquo;t get a lance-bomb
+in a jewel-case, it was plainly &lsquo;baby&rsquo; or nothing.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;In the end, because I was afraid that none of
+the feminine make-ups was quite good enough not
+to awaken suspicion at close range&mdash;I decided that
+the heaving over of the &lsquo;baby&rsquo; should be done by
+a &lsquo;gentleman&rsquo; instead of by a &lsquo;lady.&rsquo; As one of
+the seamen put it, it was only &lsquo;nateral that the<!-- Page 223 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span>
+nipper&rsquo;s daddy &rsquo;ud be lookin&rsquo; arter &rsquo;im in time of
+danger,&rsquo; and I had read of sailors being entrusted
+with children on sinking ships. The man I picked
+for the job&mdash;the &lsquo;father of the che-ild,&rsquo; as he soon
+came to be called&mdash;was not the one who had proved
+the best in distance throwing in the trials, but
+rather one on whose cold-blooded nerve I knew I
+could count in any extremity.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He was a Seaman Gunner, named R&mdash;&mdash;, and
+was lost a year ago when a rather desperate &lsquo;Q&rsquo;
+stunt he had volunteered for miscarried. He had
+just the touch of the histrionic desirable for the intimate
+little affair in question, and the way he
+played his part fully justified my selecting him.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>K&mdash;&mdash; leaned back in his chair and blew smoke
+rings for a minute before resuming his story.
+&ldquo;There are some kind of stunts, like this one I&rsquo;ve
+been trying to bring off for the last two or three
+months,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that always seem to hang fire;
+and there are others where, from first to last, everything
+comes up to the scratch on time, just like a
+film drama. That first one I&rsquo;m telling you about
+was like that, everybody&mdash;even to the U-boat&mdash;coming
+on to its cue. Indeed, when I think of it
+now, the whole show seems more like a big movie
+than anything else.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;By the time we were letter perfect in our parts,
+there came two or three days of just the kind of a
+storm I wanted to make a good excuse for a dinky
+little pleasure boat being out in the middle of the
+North Sea. I took care, of course, to be &lsquo;blown&rsquo;<!-- Page 224 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span>
+to the last position at which an enemy submarine
+had been reported.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Then, where a destroyer or a M.L. might have
+cruised round for a month without sighting anything
+but fog and the smoke of some of our own
+ships on the horizon, we picked up a Fritz running
+brazenly on the surface the first morning. That
+was first blood for my harmless appearance right
+there, for he must have seen us some time previously
+of course, and had we looked in the least warlike,
+would have submerged before even our lookout
+spotted his conning-tower.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;As it was, he simply began closing us at full
+speed, firing as he came. It was rotten shooting at
+first, as shooting from the very poor platform a submarine
+affords usually is, but, at about three thousand
+yards, he put a shell through the fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo;,
+luckily above the water-line. The next minute or
+two was the most anxious time I had, for, if he
+made up his mind to do it that way, there was
+nothing to prevent his sticking off there and putting
+us down with shell-fire.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps if the two or three shots which followed
+had been hits, that is what he would have
+done. It was probably his disgust at the fact that
+they were all &lsquo;overs&rsquo; that determined him to close
+in and finish the job with bombs. Possibly, also,
+the fact that I appeared to be starting to abandon
+ship at this juncture convinced him finally that the
+yacht had no fight in her, and it may well be that<!-- Page 225 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span>
+the temptation to loot had something to do with
+his decision. I could never make quite sure on
+those points, for Herr Skipper never confided what
+was in his mind to the one officer who survived him.
+At any rate, he came nosing nonchalantly in and
+did just what I had been praying for the last month
+he would do&mdash;poked right up alongside. The heavy
+sea that had been running for the last two or three
+days had gone down during the night, so that he
+was able to stand in pretty close without running
+much danger of bumping.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The extent of my abandoning ship had been to
+follow the old sea rule of saving the women and
+children first. Or rather, we put the women off in
+our only boat; the baby, I won&rsquo;t need to tell you,
+was somehow &lsquo;overlooked.&rsquo; The boat was lowered
+in full view of the Hun, who was about fifteen
+hundred yards distant at the moment, and there
+was a little unrehearsed incident in connection
+with it that must have done its part in convincing
+him that what he was witnessing was a genuine
+piece of &lsquo;abandon.&rsquo; One of the girls&mdash;it was the
+blonde &lsquo;Brunnhilde,&rsquo; I believe&mdash;not wanting to miss
+any of the fun, started to hang back and tried to
+bluff them into letting her stay by swearing that
+she&rsquo;d rather face the Hun than desert her child.
+As a matter of fact, the &lsquo;Gainsborough&rsquo; had more
+claim on the kid than &lsquo;Brunnhilde,&rsquo; for she&mdash;I
+mean he&mdash;had cadged its clothes from a sweetheart
+who worked in a draper&rsquo;s shop. If I had been there<!-- Page 226 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span>
+personally, I&rsquo;m afraid &lsquo;Brunnhilde&rsquo;s&rsquo; little bluff
+would have won through, for a man whose wits are
+keen enough to spring a joke at a crisis has always
+made an especial appeal to me. To the bo&rsquo;sun,
+however, orders were orders, and his answer to
+the recalcitrant blonde&rsquo;s insubordination was to
+rush her to the rail by the slack of her middy
+jacket, and to help her over it with the toe of his
+boot.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The &lsquo;K&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo;s&rsquo; low freeboard made the drop a
+short one, and, luckily, &lsquo;Brunnhilde&rsquo; missed the
+gun&rsquo;nel&rsquo; of the whaler and landed gently in the
+water, from where she was dragged by the ready
+hands of her sisters a few moments later. They do
+say, though, that she turned a complete flip-flop in
+the air, and that there was a display of&mdash;well, if a
+Goerz prism binocular won&rsquo;t reveal the difference
+between a pair of blue sailor&rsquo;s breeches and French
+lingerie at under a mile, all I can say is that we&rsquo;ve
+much overrated German optical glass. As I learned
+later, however, the Huns, observing only the fall
+and missing the revealing details, merely concluded
+that the Englanders were jumping overboard
+in panic, and dismissed their last lingering
+doubts and suspicions.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The girls were already instructed that they
+were to lie low and keep their peroxide curls out of
+sight as long as they were within a mile or so of
+the submarine, so as not to tempt the latter to follow
+them up for a look-see at closer range. The<!-- Page 227 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span>
+boat had orders to pull astern for a while, and then,
+if the Hun was observed to come alongside the
+&lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo; as hoped, to turn eight or ten points to port
+and head up in the direction from which he had
+appeared. The reason for this man&oelig;uvre, which
+was carried out precisely as planned, you will
+understand in a moment.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;On came Fritz, coolly contemptuous, and on
+went the show, like the unrolling of a movie scenario.
+For a while I was fearful that he might order
+back my boat to use in boarding me with, but as
+soon as he was close enough to be sure that I had
+no gun he must have decided so much trouble was
+superfluous. He had only one gun, it was evident&mdash;the
+gunners kept sweeping it back and forth to
+cover from about the bridge to the engine-room as
+they drew nearer&mdash;and presently I saw men, armed
+with short rifles, coming up through both fore and
+after hatches. Far from exhibiting any signs of
+belligerency, I still kept three or four of my &rsquo;flannelled
+fools&rsquo; mildly panicking. Or, rather, I
+<i>ordered</i> them to panic mildly. As a matter of fact,
+they did it rather violently&mdash;a good deal more like
+movie rough stuff than the real thing.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Little difference it made to Fritz, though, who
+seemed to take it quite as a matter of course that
+the British yachtsman should show his terror like
+a Wild West film drama heroine. On he stood, and
+when he came within hailing distance, a burly
+ruffian on the bridge&mdash;doubtless the skipper&mdash;shouted<!-- Page 228 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span>
+something in guttural German-English
+which I never quite made out, but which was probably
+some kind of warning or other. I don&rsquo;t think
+I saw any of my crew exactly &lsquo;Kamerading&rsquo;, but
+I needn&rsquo;t tell you that every man in sight was doing
+his best to register &lsquo;troubled passivity&rsquo;, or something
+like that. I had anticipated that I might not
+be in a position to signal his cue to R&mdash;&mdash;, and so
+had arranged that he should keep watch from a
+cabin port, and to use his own judgment about the
+time of his &lsquo;entrance.&rsquo; I was afraid to have him on
+deck all the time for fear the &lsquo;che-ild&rsquo; might be subjected
+to too careful a scrutiny. R&mdash;&mdash; was just in
+flannels, understand, so there was nothing suspicious
+in his own appearance. He did both his
+play-acting and his real acting to perfection, neither
+overdoing nor underdoing one or the other.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The U-boat was close alongside, rapidly easing
+down under reversed propellers, before R&mdash;&mdash; appeared,
+just as natural an anguished father with a
+child as you could possibly ask for. Two or three
+of the Huns covered him with their carbines as he
+dashed out of the port door of the saloon&mdash;that
+one just behind you&mdash;but lowered the muzzles
+again when they saw it was apparently only a half-distracted
+parent trying to signal for the boat to
+come back for him and his babe. I have no doubt
+that there were some very sarcastic remarks passed
+on that U-boat at this juncture about the courage of
+the English male. <i>If</i> there were, the next act of<!-- Page 229 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span>
+the coolest and bravest boy I ever knew literally
+forced the words down their throats.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The whaler which, following its instructions,
+had been pulling easterly for some minutes, now
+bore about four points on the port quarter, so that
+R&mdash;&mdash;, in his apparent endeavour to call its attention
+to the deserted babe, could not have seemed to
+have been doing anything suspicious when he swung
+the bundle above his head and rushed to the rail
+almost opposite the U-boat&rsquo;s conning-tower. That
+rotary upward and backward swing was absolutely
+necessary for getting distance with, and without it
+there was no way that forty or fifty pound infant
+could have been hurled the fifteen feet or more
+which still intervened. As it was, it landed, fair
+and square, in the angle formed by the after end
+of the conning-tower and the deck. At the same
+instant our machine-guns opened up through several
+of the port scuttles, which had been specially
+enlarged and masked with that end in view, and in
+a few seconds there was not an unwounded Hun
+in sight. The gunners had been the first ones
+sprayed, with the result that they were copped
+before firing a shot. Their torpedoes, or course,
+were too close, and not bearing properly enough
+to launch.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Immediately following the explosion of the
+bomb and the opening of the machine-gun fire a
+strange thing happened. I saw the U-boat&rsquo;s bow-rudders
+begin to slant, saw her begin to gather way,<!-- Page 230 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span>
+heard the hum of motors as the rattle of the Maxims
+(their work completed) died out, and&mdash;down
+she went, and with three hatches open, and a ragged
+hole abaft the conning-tower where the &lsquo;baby&rsquo; had
+exploded in its final tantrum. I could never get
+any sure explanation of this from any of the survivors
+we fished up out of the water, but everything
+points to the probability that the skipper&mdash;perhaps
+inadvertently, as the up-kick of the bomb blew him
+overboard&mdash;pulled the diving klaxon, and the officer
+in the central control room, not knowing just
+how things stood above, proceeded to submerge as
+usual. Doubtless the men who should have been
+standing by to close the hatches in such an emergency
+had been caught by the machine-gun fire.
+With every man below tied down with his duties in
+connection with submerging her, it is quite conceivable
+that nothing could be done, once she was below
+the surface, to stop the inrush of water, and that
+she was quickly beyond all hope of bringing up
+again. I didn&rsquo;t have a fair chance to size up the
+hole ripped open by the bomb, but rather think that
+also was large enough to have admitted a good deal
+of water.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was rather disappointing in a way, having
+her go down like that, for as things had turned out,
+it was a hundred to one we should otherwise have
+captured her almost unharmed. There was a good
+deal of solace, however, in the fact that none of the
+Huns were getting back to tell what happened to<!-- Page 231 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span>
+them, so that this identical stunt was left open for
+use again. As a matter of fact, variations of it
+were used a number of times, by one kind of craft
+or another, before an unlucky slip-up&mdash;the one
+which finished poor R&mdash;&mdash;, by the way&mdash;gave the
+game away and started us veering off on other
+tacks. I have had a number of successes since that
+time,&rdquo; concluded K&mdash;&mdash;, pouring me a glass of the
+yacht&rsquo;s 1835 Cognac as a night cap, &ldquo;but never a
+one which was quite so much like taking candy from
+a child as that &lsquo;opener.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 232 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_X" id="CHAPTER_X"></a>CHAPTER X</h2>
+
+<h3>THE <i>WHACK</i> AND THE <i>SMACK</i></h3>
+
+
+<p>There was always a strange and distinctive
+fascination to me in standing on the bridge
+of one ship and watching other ships&mdash;and
+especially lines of ships&mdash;push up and sharpen to
+shape above the edge of the sea.</p>
+
+<p>This feeling, strong enough in ordinary times&mdash;when
+it was but a peaceful merchantman one
+watched from and but peaceful merchantmen that
+one saw&mdash;is intensified manifold when it is a warship&rsquo;s
+bridge one paces, and only the silhouettes of
+ships of war that notch the far horizon. Battleship,
+battle cruiser, light cruiser, destroyer, sloop, trawler,
+and all the other kinds and classes of patrol
+craft&mdash;each has its own distinctive smudge of
+smoke, its own peculiar way of revealing its identity
+by a blurred foretop, funnel, or superstructure long
+before its hull has lifted its amorphous mass above
+the sky-line.</p>
+
+<p>And now to the sky-line riddles one was given to
+read, and to be thrilled by as the puzzle revealed
+itself, had been added the great troop convoy from
+America, my first sight of one of which was just unfolding.
+H.M.S. <i>Buzz</i>, in which I chanced to be<!-- Page 233 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span>
+out at the time, was not one of the escorting
+destroyers, and it was only by accident that the
+course she was steering to join up with a couple of
+other ships of her flotilla on some kind of &ldquo;hunting&rdquo;
+stunt took her across that of the convoy, and
+passed it in inspiring panoramic review before our
+eyes. From dusky blurs of smoke trailing low along
+the horizon, ship after ship&mdash;from ex-floating
+palaces with famous names to angular craft of
+strange design which were evidently the latest
+word in standardised construction&mdash;they rose out
+of the sea (as our quartering course brought us
+nearer) until a wide angle of our seaward view was
+blocked by an almost solid wall of steadily steaming
+steel.</p>
+
+<p>There was a lot to stir the imagination in that
+sight&mdash;aye, fairly to grip you by the throat as a
+dawning sense of what it portended sank home. In
+the abstract it was the living, breathing symbol of
+the relentless progress of America&rsquo;s mighty effort,
+a tangible sign of the fact that her aid to the Allies
+would not arrive too late. What it stood for concretely
+is best expressed in the words of the young
+R.N.R. sub-lieutenant who was officer of the watch
+at the time.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It looks to me,&rdquo; he said, with a pleased smile,
+as he lowered his glass after a long scrutiny of the
+advancing lines of ships, &ldquo;as though there&rsquo;d be
+jolly near forty thousand new Yanks to be catered
+for in Liverpool by to-morrow evening.&rdquo;<!-- Page 234 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I said somewhat dubiously, my mind suddenly
+assailed by a misgiving awakened by the
+thousands of yards of torpedo target presented by
+the sides of those placidly ploughing ships, &ldquo;that
+is, assuming that they get there safely. But they&rsquo;re
+only just entering the danger zone now, and there&rsquo;s
+a lot of water got to stream under their keels before
+they berth in the Mersey.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know anything about convoys, or the
+ways of protecting them; but all the same, it looks
+to me as though that bunch of troopers would offer
+a mark like the map of Ireland to a U-boat, and a
+lot more vulnerable one.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Young P&mdash;&mdash; laughed as he bent, squint-eyed, to
+take a bearing on a destroyer zigzagging jauntily
+with high-flung wake in the van of the approaching
+fleet.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s what everyone&mdash;even an old sailor&mdash;says
+the first time he sights one of the big transatlantic
+convoys,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;and if there are any
+skippers new to the job in that lot there, that&rsquo;s just
+what <i>they&rsquo;re</i> saying. It&rsquo;s all through failure to
+appreciate&mdash;indeed, no one who has not seen the ins
+and outs of it would be in a position to appreciate&mdash;the
+effectiveness of the whole anti-submarine
+scheme, and, especially, what almost complete protection
+thoroughly up-to-the-minute screening&mdash;with
+adequate destroyers and other light craft&mdash;really
+affords. As a matter of fact, every soldier in
+that convoy is probably a good deal safer now&mdash;and<!-- Page 235 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span>
+right on in through this so-called danger zone
+to harbour&mdash;than he was marching down Broadway
+to the pier&mdash;at least, if Broadway is like it
+was when I used to put in to New York as a kid
+in the <i>Baltic</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But will you tell me,&rdquo; I protested, &ldquo;how a
+U-boat, firing two or three torpedoes from, say, just
+about where we are now, could possibly miss a mark
+like that?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it would take a bit of missing from hereabouts,
+I admit,&rdquo; was the reply; &ldquo;only, if there is
+any Fritz still in the game with the nerve to try it,
+he would also be missing himself.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What would happen to him?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;One or all of two or three things might happen,&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; P&mdash;&mdash; answered,
+after ordering a point or
+two alteration in course to give safe berth to the
+nearing destroyer.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He might get his hide holed by gunfire, he
+might get split open by a depth-charge, he might
+get rammed, and he might get several other things.
+With all the luck in his favour, he might even get
+a transport. But there&rsquo;s one thing I can assure
+you he wouldn&rsquo;t get&mdash;and that&rsquo;s back to his base.
+There may be two or three bearings from which
+one of these big convoys appears to present a
+mark as wide and unbroken as the map of Ireland;
+but there&rsquo;s nothing in heaven or earth to save the
+Fritz who hasn&rsquo;t learned by the sad example of no<!-- Page 236 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span>
+small number of his mates that it is quick suicide
+for him to slip a mouldie down one of them.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You mean that he doesn&rsquo;t try it? that he&rsquo;s
+afraid to take the chance?&rdquo; I asked somewhat incredulously,
+for I had somehow come to regard
+Fritz, though a pirate, as a dashing and daring one
+when the stake was high enough.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Except under very favourable circumstances,
+yes,&rdquo; was the reply; &ldquo;and now that, with the coming
+of the American destroyers and patrol boats,
+we are able to do the thing the way we want to,
+what Fritz might reckon as &lsquo;very favourable circumstances&rsquo;
+are becoming increasingly fewer and
+farther between. Now a few months ago, when
+we were just getting the convoy system under weigh,
+and when there was a shortage of every kind of
+screening craft, things were different. Fritz&rsquo;s
+<i>moral</i> was better then than it is now, and we didn&rsquo;t
+have the means of shaking it that we have piled up
+since. At our first convoys, straggling and little
+schooled in looking after themselves, he used to
+take a chance as often as not, if he happened to sight
+them; but even then he rarely got back to tell what
+happened to him. There was the one that tried to
+celebrate the advent of &lsquo;Peace-on-Earth-Good-Will-to-Men&rsquo;
+last Christmas Day by sinking the <i>Amperi</i>,
+which was one of a convoy the <i>Whack</i> (in which I
+was Number Two at the time) was helping to
+escort. Well, I couldn&rsquo;t say much for his &lsquo;Good-Will-toward-Men,&rsquo;
+but he certainly found a short<!-- Page 237 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span>
+cut to &lsquo;Peace-on-Earth,&rsquo; or at least the bottom of
+the sea.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Now that chap took a real sporting chance, and
+got his reward for it&mdash;both ways. I mean to say,
+that he sunk the ship he went after all right&mdash;which
+was his reward one way; and that we then sunk him&mdash;which
+was his reward the other way. There was
+a funny coincidence in connection with that little
+episode which might amuse you. We were&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He paused for a moment while he spelled out for
+himself the &ldquo;Visual&rdquo; which one of the escorting
+destroyers was flashing to the convoy leader, but
+presently, with a smile of pleased reminiscence,
+took up the thread of his yarn. This is the story
+that young Sub-Lieutenant P&mdash;&mdash;, R.N.R., told me
+the while we leaned on the lee rail of the bridge
+and watched the passing of those miles-long lines
+of packed troopers as, silently sure of purpose, superbly
+contemptuous of danger, they steamed steadily
+on to deliver their cargoes of human freight one
+step further towards the fulfilment of its destiny.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was Christmas Day, as I told you,&rdquo; he said,
+bracing comfortable against the roll, &ldquo;and a cold,
+blustering, windy day it was. Several days previously
+we had picked up a small slow convoy off a
+West African port, and were escorting it to a port
+on the West Coast of England. The escort consisted
+only of the <i>Whack</i> and the <i>Smack</i>, the skipper
+of the latter, as the senior officer, being in command.
+None of the ships&mdash;they were mostly slow<!-- Page 238 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span>
+freighters&mdash;had had much convoy experience to
+speak of at the time, and we were having our hands
+full all the way keeping them in any kind of formation.
+They seemed to be getting worse rather than
+better in this respect as we got into the waters
+where U-boat attacks might be expected, but this
+may have been largely due to the weather, which
+was&mdash;well, about the usual mid-winter brand in
+those latitudes. In fact, we were just becoming
+hopeful that the rising wind and sea, both were
+about &lsquo;Force 6,&rsquo; might make it impossible for submarines
+to operate during the day or so that still
+must elapse before reaching port, when trouble
+began.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;All the morning the <i>Plato</i>, which had been a
+bad straggler throughout, had been falling astern,
+and finally the <i>Smack</i> ordered <i>Whack</i> back to prod
+her on and do what could be done in the way of
+screening her. She still continued to lose distance,
+however, so that, at noon, we were nearly out of
+sight of the main convoy, of which little more than
+smoke and topmasts could be seen on the northern
+horizon.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;At that hour the <i>Smack</i>, doubtless because
+he had received some report of the presence of
+U-boats in his vicinity, ordered us to rejoin the
+convoy. We left an armed trawler to do what it
+could for the loitering <i>Plato</i>, and started off at the
+best rate the weather would allow to make up the
+distance lost. It was at this juncture that the<!-- Page 239 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span>
+amusing little coincidence I mentioned a while ago
+occurred.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;A patrol-boat, of course, does not carry a padre,
+any more than it does a number of the other comforts
+and luxuries provided in cruisers and battleships,
+and for that reason we hadn&rsquo;t been able to
+do very much in the way of a Christmas service.
+Several of the ship&rsquo;s company were somewhat religiously
+inclined, however, and these, in lieu of
+anything better, had asked for and received permission
+to hold a bit of a song service, in case there
+was opportunity for it, during the day. As the
+morning had been a rather full one, no suitable interval
+offered until their rather poor apology
+for a Christmas dinner was out of the way, and
+we were headed back to join the convoy. Then they
+went to it with a will, and for the next hour or
+more fragments of Yuletide songs came drifting
+back to my cabin to mingle with a number of other
+things conspiring to disturb the forty winks I
+was trying to snatch while the going was good.
+After a while, it appears, having run through their
+repertoire of Christmas songs, they started in on
+Easter ones, &lsquo;Bein&rsquo; that they was mo&rsquo; or less on
+the same subject,&rsquo; as one of them explained to me
+later. They had just boomed the last line of a
+chorus which concluded with &lsquo;We shall seek our
+risen Lord,&rsquo; when a signal was received stating that
+a periscope had been sighted by some ship of the
+convoy, and, sure enough, off they had to go to<!-- Page 240 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span>
+seek&mdash;well, I wouldn&rsquo;t take the Hun quite so near
+his own valuation of himself to put it as the song
+does, but all the same that quick new kick of the
+screws told me as plain as any words, even before
+I read the signal, that the old <i>Whack</i> was jumping
+away to seek <i>something</i> that had risen.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The convoy was dead ahead of us at a distance
+of about seven miles when I reached the bridge,
+and, the visibility being unusually good for that
+time of year, I could see all of the ships distinctly,
+as they steamed in two columns of three abreast.
+I was even able to recognise the <i>Amperi</i> in the centre
+of the leading line. We were just comforting
+each other with the assurance that it was getting
+too rough for a U-boat to run a torpedo with any
+chance of finding its mark, when a huge spout of
+water jumped skyward right in the middle of the
+convoy. When it subsided, the <i>Amperi</i>, with a
+heavy list to port, could be seen heading westward,
+evidently with her engines and steering gear disabled,
+while the rest of the convoy, smoke rolling
+from their funnels, were &lsquo;starring&rsquo; on northerly
+courses.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The alarm was rung, and as the men rushed to
+action stations a signal was made to the <i>Smack</i>
+asking what was wrong. She replied, &lsquo;<i>Amperi</i>
+torpedoed; join me with all dispatch.&rsquo; This, of
+course, we had already started to do, though the
+wind and sea were knocking a good many knots off
+our best speed. It was evident enough that the<!-- Page 241 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span>
+<i>Amperi</i> had received a death-blow, so that we were
+not surprised to find them abandoning ship as we
+began to close her.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Rotten as the weather was for it, this was
+being conducted most coolly and skilfully, and three
+boats had already left her before we came driving
+down to her assistance. <i>Smack</i> had signalled us
+to pick up survivors, and we had stood in, at reduced
+speed, to 250 yards of the now heavily heeling
+ship, with the intention of proceeding on down,
+to the leeward of her to the aid of two of her boats,
+when we sighted three or four feet of periscope
+sticking out of the water, one point on the starboard
+bow and at a distance of about a couple of
+hundred yards. To see anything at all in rough
+water like that, you understand, a periscope has to
+be poked well above the slap of the waves, and
+that about equalizes the greater difficulty there is
+in picking up the &lsquo;feather&rsquo; when it&rsquo;s choppy.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I was at my action station with the 12-pounder
+batteries at this juncture, but as it looked like a
+better chance for the depth-charges than the guns,
+no order to open fire was given just yet. The captain
+ordered the helm to be steadied, and rang up
+&lsquo;Full speed ahead&rsquo; to the engine-room. We passed
+the periscope ten yards on the port side, and when
+the stern was just coming abreast it, two charges
+were released together. As they were both set for
+the same depth it is probable that the one staggeringly
+powerful explosion we felt was caused by<!-- Page 242 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span>
+their detonating simultaneously. The shock was as
+solid as though we had struck a rock, and I could
+feel a distinct lift to the ship before the impact of
+it. There was something so substantially satisfying
+about that muffled jar that it seemed only in the
+natural course of things that it effected what it was
+intended to. The bow of the U-boat broke surface
+almost immediately, the fact that it showed before
+the conning-tower proving at once that she was
+hard hit and heavily down by the stern. Indeed, the
+deck of her from the conning-tower aft was fated
+never again to feel the rush of sea air.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;She was now less than a hundred yards right
+astern of us, and heading, in a wobbly sort of way,
+like a half-stunned porpoise floundering away from
+the &lsquo;boil&rsquo; of a depth-charge, on just about the
+course the <i>Whack</i> had been on when she kicked
+loose her &lsquo;cans.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The skipper put the helm hard-a-starboard,
+with the idea of turning to ram, at the same time
+ordering me to open fire with the port twelve-pounder.
+That was what I had been waiting for.
+The gun-crew was down to three&mdash;through the
+others having been detailed for boat work in connection
+with picking up the survivors from the
+<i>Amperi</i>&mdash;but that didn&rsquo;t bother a good deal in a
+short and sweet practice like this one. The ship
+was bobbing like a cork from the seas, in addition to
+her heavy heel from the short turn and the vibration
+from the grind of the helm. But neither did
+any of these little things matter materially, for<!-- Page 243 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span>
+we&rsquo;d always made a point of carrying out our target
+practice under the worst conditions.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The first round, fired at three hundred yards,
+was an &lsquo;over&rsquo; by a narrow margin, but the second,
+at two hundred yards, was a clean hit on the conning-tower,
+carrying away the periscope and the
+stays supporting it. The explosion of this shell
+appeared to split the whole superstructure of the
+conning-tower, from the bridge to the deck. I did
+not see anyone on the bridge at this moment, and if
+there had been he must certainly have been killed.
+The fact that the submarine seemed to have been
+blown to the surface by the force of our exploding
+depth-charges rather than to have come up voluntarily,
+may account for the fact that no head was
+poked above the bridge rail as she emerged. If
+she had come up deliberately it would have been
+the duty of the skipper and a signalman to pop out
+on to the bridge at once to be ready for eventualities.
+Evidently they had no chance to do so on this
+occasion, and as a consequence spun out their
+thread o&rsquo; life by anywhere from twenty to thirty
+seconds&mdash;whatever that was worth to them.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;My third shot plumped into her abaft the conning-tower,
+and the explosion which followed it had
+a good deal more behind it than the charge of a
+twelve-pounder shell. Before I had a chance to see
+what had blown up, however, we had rammed her,
+and whatever damage that shot had caused dissolved<!-- Page 244 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span>
+in the chaos of what proved the real <i>coup de
+gr&acirc;ce</i>. That ramming was undoubtedly one of the
+prettiest little jobs of its kind, one of the most
+neatly finessed, ever brought off.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Since running over the submarine and dropping
+the depth-charges the captain had turned the
+<i>Whack</i> through thirty-two points, a complete circle.
+This brought her back to a course just at
+right angles to the beam of the now helpless enemy,
+toward which she was driven to the limit of the last
+kick of the engines. Just before the moment of
+impact the screws were stopped dead, so as to sink
+the bow and reduce the chance of riding over the
+U-boat and rolling it under her stem, as has occasionally
+happened, instead of cutting it straight in
+two. The jar, when it came, was terrific, throwing
+from his feet every man not holding to something;
+yet there was that in the clean, sweet crunch of it
+that told me that it had accomplished all the heart
+could desire, even before the next second furnished
+graphic ocular evidence of it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The sharp, fine bows of the <i>Whack</i> drove home
+well abaft the conning-tower, and&mdash;though the
+staggering jar told of the resistance met&mdash;for all
+the eye could see, cut through like a knife in soft
+butter. Indeed, the amazing cleanness of the cut
+has always seemed to me the most remarkable feature
+of the whole show. The bow end of the U-boat,
+with the conning-tower, was the section which was
+cut off on my side&mdash;port&mdash;and the even cross-section<!-- Page 245 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span>
+of it that gaped up at me was very little different
+from that I once saw when one of our own submarines
+was being sawed through amidships in
+connection with some repairs. Even the plating
+did not appear to be bent or buckled. The impression
+that ring of shining clean-cloven steel left on
+my mind was of a cut as true and even as could have
+been done in dock with an acetylene flame. This
+was largely imagination, of course; and yet how
+photographic my mind-picture is you may judge
+from the fact that I have distinct recollection of
+seeing the thin circle of red lead where it showed all
+the way round beneath the grey of the outer paint.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The heavily tilted main deck of the interior of
+this section of the U-boat did not appear to be
+flooded at this juncture, though any water that had
+been shipped, of course, would have been in the now
+submerged bows. I have a jumbled recollection of
+wheels and levers and switchboards, fittings of
+brass and steel, and what I took to be three torpedoes&mdash;one
+on the port side, and two, one above
+the other, on the starboard. The most arresting
+thing of all, however, was the figure of a solitary
+man, the only one, strange to say, that anybody
+reports having seen. He was scrambling upward
+toward the opening, and I have never been quite
+sure whether he was &lsquo;Kamerad-ing&rsquo; with his uplifted
+hands, or whether they were raised preparatory
+to the dive it is quite probable he intended to
+make into the sea.<!-- Page 246 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Whichever the attitude was, it had no chance
+to serve its purpose. The stern section of the U-boat&mdash;the
+one most heavily damaged by the depth-charges&mdash;was
+seen to sink abreast the starboard
+12-pounder battery by the crew of that gun, but the
+forward part&mdash;the one with the conning-tower,
+which I had seen into the interior of&mdash;buoyed up
+by the water-tight compartments in the bows, continued
+to float. Observing this, the Captain ordered
+the helm put a-starboard, and as we turned,
+the 4-inch gun and my 12-pounder opened up together.
+My very first round, fired over the port
+quarter, hit and exploded fairly inside the gaping
+end of the section, right where I had last seen the
+man with upraised hands. That, and the two or
+three smashing hits by the 4-inch gun, finished the
+job. A whirlpool in the sea marked the rush of
+water into the severed end, and this section&mdash;for all
+the world as though it had been a complete submarine&mdash;tossed
+its bows, with their elephant-ear-like
+rudders, skyward, and planed off on an easy
+angle toward the bottom. Its disappearance was
+complete. There were no survivors, and practically
+no floating wreckage. Only a spreading film
+of oil and a tangle of torn wakes slowly dissolving
+in the wash of the driving seas marked the scene of
+the action. It had lasted something over ten
+minutes.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The <i>Whack</i> suffered considerable damage from
+the impact with the submarine, though not enough<!-- Page 247 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span>
+to give us serious worry, even in so heavy a sea.
+The stem was bent over to port, like a broken nose,
+and the buckling plates caused her to make quite a
+bit of water. We had no trouble coping with this,
+however, and made port, with the survivors of the
+<i>Amperi</i> aboard, without difficulty. There we soon
+had the&mdash;well, not unmixedly unpleasant&mdash;news
+that the <i>Whack&rsquo;s</i> wounds were of a nature somewhat
+comparable to what the Tommy in France
+calls a &lsquo;Blighty.&rsquo; Without having any real permanent
+harm done her, she was still enough
+banged up to need a special refit, the period of
+which, of course, the most of us would be able to
+spend at home on leave. Yes, indeed,&rdquo; he concluded,
+grinning pleasedly, &ldquo;that was a ripping
+piece of ramming in more ways than one.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>P&mdash;&mdash; went over and bent above the shivering
+&ldquo;Gyro,&rdquo; for a moment, took a long look through his
+glasses at the last of the now receding convoy, and
+then came back and rejoined me by the rail.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was one little thing I neglected to tell
+you about,&rdquo; he said presently, &ldquo;and that was the
+part the <i>Smack</i> played in that show. Although the
+<i>Whack</i> got all the <i>kudos</i> for the sinking, there is a
+decided possibility that a bit of a stunt the <i>Smack</i>
+brought off before ever we came up may have been
+largely if not entirely responsible for us getting the
+chance we did.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Smack</i>, you see, was near at hand when the <i>Amperi</i>
+was torpedoed, and the instant her Captain<!-- Page 248 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span>
+saw the spout of water shoot up in the air, he
+altered course and drove at full speed for the point
+he reckoned the submarine would be most likely to
+be encountered. He reports that he had the good
+fortune to hit it, while it was still submerged, and
+that the shock was severe enough to throw men off
+their balance. Shortly after that a periscope appeared,
+and it was this that gave the <i>Whack</i> her
+chance to drop her depth-charges.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Now, not unnaturally, the Captain of the
+<i>Smack</i> had good reason to believe that his striking
+the U-boat, even if he only grazed her, had something
+to do with her reappearance on the surface
+at a moment when she must have known a strenuous
+hunt for her was in progress. Unluckily, for
+his claim, however, the bows of the <i>Smack</i>, when
+she came to be docked, did not show sufficient evidences
+of having been in heavy collision to warrant
+the conclusion that the U-boat had been enough
+damaged to have gone to the surface from that
+cause alone. Under the circumstances, therefore,
+there wasn&rsquo;t anything else to do but give the credit
+for bringing her up to <i>Whack&rsquo;s</i> depth-charges,
+while of course, the fact that it was also the <i>Whack</i>
+that rammed her was obvious enough. The consequence
+was, as I said, that <i>we</i> got all the <i>kudos</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He gazed for a few moments at the back-curling
+bow-wave, before resuming. &ldquo;Yes, <i>we</i> got all the
+<i>kudos</i>,&rdquo; he said slowly; &ldquo;but, all the same, I&rsquo;ve
+never been able to figure why Fritz didn&rsquo;t douse his<!-- Page 249 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span>
+periscope and try to dive deeper when he saw the
+<i>Whack</i> rounding toward him, if it wasn&rsquo;t because
+there was something pretty radically wrong with
+him already. I can&rsquo;t help thinking that the old
+<i>Smack</i> had a lot to do with starting that Fritz on
+his downward path, even if it was the <i>Whack</i> that
+gave him the final shove.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>It was very characteristic, that last little explanation
+of P&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo;s. If there is one thing more than
+another that has impressed me in hearing these
+young British destroyer officers tell the &ldquo;little
+games they have played with Fritz,&rdquo; it is the fine
+sporting spirit in which they invariably insist in
+sharing the credit of an achievement with every
+other officer, and man, and ship that has in any way
+figured in the action. It was the fault of the Hun
+that we could no longer treat the enemy as we
+would an opponent in sport; but that only makes
+it all the more inspiring to see the fellow-players
+still keeping alive the old spirit among themselves.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 250 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XI" id="CHAPTER_XI"></a>CHAPTER XI</h2>
+
+<h3>BOMBED!</h3>
+
+
+<p>It was generally admitted by flying-men, even
+before the failure of the attempts to destroy
+the <i>Goeben</i> while ashore in the Dardanelles
+early in &rsquo;18, that the air-bomb was a most uncertain
+and ineffective weapon against a large ship of any
+class, but especially so against a warship with deck
+armour.</p>
+
+<p>The principal reason for this is that the blunt-nosed
+air-bomb, no matter from how high it may be
+dropped, has neither the velocity nor the structure
+to penetrate the enclosed spaces of a ship where its
+explosive charge would find something to exert
+itself against.</p>
+
+<p>This is why an 18-pounder shell, penetrating to a
+casemate or engine-room, for instance, may easily
+do more damage to a warship than an air-bomb of
+ten times that weight expending its force more or
+less harmlessly upon an upper deck.</p>
+
+<p>Merchant ships, with their inflammable and comparatively
+flimsy upper works, are more vulnerable
+to air-bombs than are warships, but even of these<!-- Page 251 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span>
+very few indeed have been completely destroyed as
+a consequence of aerial attack. Some of the gamest
+fights of the war on the sea have been those of
+merchant skippers who, in the days before their
+ships had guns of any description to keep aircraft
+at a distance, brought their vessels through by the
+exercise of the boundless resource which characterises
+their kind, usually by sheer skill in man&oelig;uvring.
+A very remarkable instance of this character
+I heard of a few days ago from a Royal Naval
+Reserve officer who figured in it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I was in a British ship temporarily in the Holland-South
+American service at the time,&rdquo; he said,
+&ldquo;and we were outward bound from Rotterdam
+after discharging a cargo of wheat from Montevideo.
+It was before the Huns had raised any objection
+to ships bound for Dutch ports using the
+direct route by the English Channel, and also before
+the U-boats had begun to sink neutrals on
+that run. Except for the comparatively slight risk
+of encountering a floating mine, we reckoned we
+were just about as safe in the North Sea as in the
+South Atlantic. Of course, we carried no gun of
+any kind&mdash;no heavy gun, I mean. We <i>did</i> have
+a rifle or two, as I will tell you of presently.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why the attack was made we never had any
+definite explanation. In fact, the Germans themselves
+probably never knew, for they tumbled over
+themselves to assure the Holland Government that
+there was some misunderstanding, and that they<!-- Page 252 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span>
+would undertake that nothing of the kind should
+occur again.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;My personal opinion has always been that it
+was a sheer case of running amuck on the part of
+the Hun aviator responsible for the outrage; for,
+as I have said, we were empty of cargo, our marks
+were unmistakable, and we were steering a course
+several points off the one usually followed by the
+Dutch boats to England. Anyway, he paid the full
+penalty for his descent to barbarism.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was a clear afternoon, with a light wind and
+lighter sea, and we were steaming comfortably
+along at about nine knots, heading for the Straits
+of Dover, when the look-out at the mast-head reported
+a squadron of &rsquo;planes approaching from the
+south.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Presently we sighted them from the bridge&mdash;five
+seaplanes, three or four points off our starboard
+bow. There had been reports of noonday
+raids on Calais for several days, and I surmised
+that those were Hun machines returning from some
+such stunt.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Holding to an even course, the squadron
+passed over a mile or more to the starboard of us,
+and it was already some distance astern when I
+saw one of the machines&mdash;I think it was the one
+leading the &lsquo;V&rsquo;&mdash;detach itself from the others and
+head swiftly back in our direction. There was
+nothing out of the way in this action at a time when
+every ship was held in more or less suspicion by<!-- Page 253 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span>
+both belligerents, and it seemed to me so right and
+proper that the chap should come and have a look
+at us, in case he had some doubts, that I did not
+even think it necessary to call the &lsquo;Old Man&rsquo; to
+the bridge, or even send him word of what I took
+to be no more than a passing incident.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Descending swiftly as he approached, the Hun
+passed over the ship diagonally&mdash;from port
+quarter to starboard bow&mdash;at a height of six or
+eight hundred feet.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;That&rsquo;ll end it,&rsquo; I thought. &lsquo;Our marks, and
+the fact that we&rsquo;re in ballast, ought to satisfy him.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But no. Back he came. This time he was a
+hundred feet or so lower, and flying on a line
+directly down our course, passing over us from bow
+to stern. Again he swung round and repeated the
+man&oelig;uvre in reverse, this time at a height of not
+more than four hundred feet. He had done this
+five or six times before it occurred to me that he
+was taking practice sights for bombing; but not
+even then, when I saw him with his eye glued to his
+dropping-instrument, did it occur to me that he
+was doing anything more than trying his sights.
+It was at the next &lsquo;run&rsquo; or two that the thing began
+to get on my nerves, and I called up the skipper on
+the voice-pipe and told him I did not quite like the
+look of the circus.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The Old Man was in the middle of his afternoon
+siesta, but he tumbled out and came puffing
+up to the bridge at the double. He was no more<!-- Page 254 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span>
+inclined to take the thing seriously than I was,
+but, on the off-chance&mdash;which your careful skipper
+is always thinking of in the back of his brain-box&mdash;he
+rang up &lsquo;More steam&rsquo; on the engine-room telegraph,
+and ordered the quartermaster to start zig-zagging,
+a stunt we had already practised a bit
+in the event of a submarine attack.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;If he&rsquo;s just trying his eye,&rsquo; said the Old Man,
+&lsquo;it&rsquo;ll give him all the better practice to follow us;
+while, it he&rsquo;s up to mischief, it may fuss him a bit.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The Hun had just whirled about three or four
+cables&rsquo; length ahead of us, when the smoke rolling
+up from the funnel and the swinging bow must
+have told him that we were trying to give him a bit
+more of a run for his money. Circling on a wider
+turn, he came charging straight down the line of
+our new course, flying at what I should say was
+between two and three times the height of our
+masts. We were looking at the machine at an angle
+of about forty-five degrees&mdash;so that he must have
+been about as far ahead of us as he was high, say,
+a hundred yards&mdash;when I saw a small dark object
+detach itself from under the fuselage and begin to
+come directly towards us, almost as though shot
+from a gun.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was the only bomb I ever saw fall while I
+was in a sufficiently detached state of mind to
+mark what it looked like. &lsquo;Fall&rsquo; hardly conveys
+a true picture of the way the thing seemed to approach,
+for the swift machine, speeding at perhaps<!-- Page 255 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span>
+a hundred miles an hour, must have imparted, at
+the instant of releasing, a good deal of lateral
+velocity.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;At first it was coming almost head on to the
+way I was looking at it, and, greatly foreshortened,
+it had so much the appearance of a round
+sand-bag that it is not surprising that the skipper
+took it for some kind of practice dummy. &lsquo;Probably
+a dud,&rsquo; I remember him saying; &lsquo;but don&rsquo;t let
+it hit you. Stand by to duck!&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;My next recollection is of the thing beginning
+to wobble a bit, probably as the nose began to tilt
+downward; but still it seemed to be coming
+straight toward us rather than simply falling. I
+seem to recall that the seaplane passed overhead
+an appreciable space before the bomb, but I must
+have heard it rather than seen it, for I never took
+my eye off the speeding missile.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The latter seemed at the least from fifty to a
+hundred feet above my head as it hurtled over the
+starboard end of the bridge, and I saw it with
+startling distinctness silhouetted against a cloud
+that was bright with the light of the sun it had
+just obscured. It was still wobbling, but apparently
+tending to steady under the combined influence
+of the downward pull of the heavy head and
+the backward drag of the winged tail. It appeared
+to be revolving.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I have since thought, however, that I may have
+got the latter impression from a &lsquo;spinner&rsquo; that is<!-- Page 256 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span>
+often attached to this type of bomb to unwind,
+with the resistance of the air, and expose the detonator.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Down it came until it whanged against some of
+the standing rigging of the foremast&mdash;seeming to
+deflect inboard and downward slightly as a consequence&mdash;missed
+the mainmast by a few feet, and
+struck squarely against the side of the deckhouse
+on the poop.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The scene immediately after the explosion of
+the bomb is photographed indelibly on my memory;
+the events which followed are more of a jumble.
+The detonation was a good deal less sharp than I
+had expected, and so was the shock from it. The
+latter was not nearly so heavy as that from many
+a wave that had crashed over her bows, but, coming
+from aft rather than for&rsquo;ard, the jolt had a distinctly
+different feel, and by a man &rsquo;tween decks
+would hardly have been mistaken for that from a
+sea.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was the flash of the explosion&mdash;a huge spurt
+of hot, red flame&mdash;that was the really astonishing
+thing. It seemed to embrace the whole afterpart
+of the ship, and everything one of the forked
+tongues of fire was projected against burst into
+flame itself.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The ramshackle deckhouse, which had been reduced
+to kindling wood by the explosion, roared
+like a furnace in the middle of the poop. Even the
+deck itself was blazing. I had once been near an<!-- Page 257 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span>
+incendiary bomb in a London air raid, and knew
+that nothing else could have produced so sudden
+and so fierce a fire.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But I also knew that the first burst of flame
+is the worst in such a case, and that most of the
+fire came from the inflammable stuff in the bomb
+itself.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;As I had always heard that sand was better
+than water in putting out a fire of this kind, and
+knowing we carried several barrels of it for scrubbing
+the decks, I ordered it to be brought up and
+thrown on the flames, but stood by on the bridge
+myself in case the skipper, who was bawling down
+the engine-room voice-pipe for more steam, needed
+me for anything else.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Luckily the sand was close at hand, and they
+were scattering it from buckets over the blazing
+deck within a minute or two. Except for the
+d&eacute;bris of the deckhouse, the fire was put out almost
+as quickly as it was started, and, between
+sand and water, even that was being rapidly got
+under control, when suddenly the Hun, whom I
+had almost forgotten in the rush of undoing his
+dirty work, flashed into sight again.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The skipper had our ship zigzagging so short
+and sharp by this time that her wake looked like
+the teeth of a big, crazy saw, and this the Hun was
+unable to follow closely enough to get a fore-and-aft
+sight down her as he had done the first
+time.<!-- Page 258 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Coming up astern, he kicked out a bomb just
+before he was over her port quarter, but it only
+shot across her diagonally, and struck the water
+on her starboard side, about a hundred feet away.
+It went off with, if anything, a sharper crack than
+the one which had struck the poop, and the foam
+geyser the explosion shot up flashed a bloody red
+for the instant the water took to chill the glow of
+the molten thermit.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Vanishing even more quickly was a ragged red
+star which fluttered for a moment beneath the surface
+of the water itself as the flame stabs shot out
+in all directions from the central core of the explosion.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No water was thrown aboard us, and, near as I
+was to the explosion on the bridge, the rush of air
+could hardly be felt. Something that came tinkling
+down after striking the side of the charthouse,
+however&mdash;I picked it up when the show was over&mdash;turned
+out to be a thin fragment of the steel casing
+of the bomb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;A similar fragment, twisted into a peculiar
+shape, struck the chest of a man leaning over the
+rail in the waist of the ship, inflicting a slight flesh
+wound the exact shape of a ragged capital &lsquo;C.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That any kind of a living man could really be
+trying to destroy a mere merchant ship in cold
+blood seemed to me so monstrous, so utterly impossible,
+that, until the second bomb was dropped,
+I was almost ready to believe that the first had been<!-- Page 259 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span>
+launched by accident. From then on we knew it
+was a fight for life.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The Hun took a broader swerve in bringing his
+machine round for the next charge, and, ten times
+quicker on his helm than we were, anticipated our
+next shift of course, and came darting down on an
+almost straight fore-and-aft line again. The sudden
+cloud of our foreblown smoke&mdash;there was a
+following wind on the &lsquo;leg&rsquo; they had put her on
+at the moment&mdash;which engulfed him at the instant
+his third bomb was released was the one thing in
+the world that could have made him miss so easy a
+&lsquo;sitter.&rsquo; The quick &lsquo;side-flip&rsquo; the sharply-banked
+&rsquo;plane gave to the dropped missile threw it wide
+by twice the distance the second had missed us.
+Though the detonation rang sharp and clear, and
+though a vicious spout of foam shot up, I could
+note no effect of the thing whatever on the ship.
+Whether that was his last bomb or not we could
+never be quite sure. At any rate, it was the last
+he tried to drop upon us, or upon any other ship
+for that matter.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Just why he returned to the attack with his
+machine-gun we could only guess. It may have
+been, as is probable, that he was at the end of the
+small supply of bombs left from the raid he was
+doubtless returning from.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Again, however, it is just possible that the
+fact that the fire was being got under control on
+the poop impelled him to adopt an attack calculated<!-- Page 260 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span>
+to drive the plucky chaps who were fighting
+it to cover.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Anyhow, flying just high enough to clear the
+tops of the masts, he came swooping back, and it
+was upon the men trying to put out the fire&mdash;now
+confined to the wreckage&mdash;of the deckhouse&mdash;that
+he seemed to concentrate his attack. Two or three
+of these I saw fall under the rain of bullets, and
+among them was our freight clerk, who had also
+been knocked down by the explosion of the first
+bomb, but who, being hardly stunned by the shock,
+was soon on his feet again and leading the fire-fighters.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He was a good deal of a character, this freight
+clerk. Although well educated, he had led a free
+and easy existence in various parts of the world.
+For a year previous to the war he had been a cowboy,
+and some queer trait in his character made
+him still cling to the <i>poncho</i>, or shoulder blanket,
+and baggy trousers, which are the main features of
+the Argentine cow-puncher&rsquo;s rigout. It was the
+Wild West rig that made me notice him when he
+was knocked down by the bomb and later by the
+machine-gun fire.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He was scarcely more hurt the second time than
+the first, but the bullet which had grooved the outer
+covering of his brain-box seemed also to have put
+a new idea inside it. I saw him pull himself together
+in a dazed sort of way after the seaplane
+had passed, and then shake off the hand of a man<!-- Page 261 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span>
+who tried to help him, and dash off down the ladder,
+tumbling to cover, I thought.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It must have been a minute or two later that I
+saw him, legs wide apart to keep his balance, pumping
+back at the Hun (who had swung close again
+in the interim) with a rifle&mdash;a weapon which I
+later learned was an old Winchester, which had
+been rusting on the wall of the freight clerk&rsquo;s
+cabin. He appeared to have had the worst of the
+exchange, for when I looked again he was sitting,
+with one leg crumpled crookedly under him,
+propped up against a bitt.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He looked still full of fight, though, and
+seemed to be replenishing the magazine of the rifle
+from his bandoliers.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The skipper sent me below to stir things up a
+bit in the engine-room at this juncture, and I did
+not see my cowboy friend until he had fought two
+or three more unequal rounds and was squaring
+away, groggy, but still unbeaten, for what proved
+the final one.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know whether he ever got credit for it
+or not, but the Old Man&rsquo;s plan of action at this
+juncture must pretty nearly have marked a mile-post
+in merchant ship defence against aerial attack.
+We had been instructed in, and had practised
+the zigzag before this, but that was about the limit
+of our resources in this line. &lsquo;Squid&rsquo; tactics&mdash;smoke
+screening&mdash;had hardly been more than
+thought of for anything but destroyers. Yet the<!-- Page 262 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span>
+wily old skipper, literally on a moment&rsquo;s notice,
+brought off a stunt that could not have been improved
+upon if it had been the result of a year&rsquo;s
+thought and experience.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The instant the Hun &lsquo;stumbled&rsquo; when he
+struck the cloud of smoke that was pouring ahead
+of us, the skipper&rsquo;s ready mind began evolving a
+plan still further to besmudge the atmosphere. Today,
+with special instructions and special stuff
+ready to hand, a merchant captain, if he needed it,
+would simply tell the chief engineer to &lsquo;make
+smoke screen.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;On this occasion the Old Man meant the same
+thing when I heard him yelling down the engine-room
+voice-pipe to &lsquo;Smoke up like hell!&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;About all the chief could do under the circumstances
+was to stoke faster and cut down the
+draught. This he did to the best of his ability, but
+the screen did not bear much resemblance to one of
+those almost solid streams of soot a modern destroyer
+can turn out by spraying oil freely and
+shutting off the air.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Such as it was, however, the Old Man made
+the most of, and by steaming down the wind accomplished
+the double purpose of cutting down the
+draught fanning the fire on the poop and keeping a
+maximum of smoke floating above the ship.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The smudge bothered the Hun, but by no means
+put an end to his machine-gun practice. Except
+for the freight clerk, who was still pumping back<!-- Page 263 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span>
+at the seaplane every time it swooped over, every
+one on the poop had been killed, wounded, or
+driven to cover, and, with no one to fight it, the
+fire was beginning to gain new headway.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Not good &rsquo;nuf by a mile,&rsquo; I heard the Old Man
+muttering to himself as he eyed the quickly thinning
+trail of smoke from the funnels. &lsquo;Must do
+better&rsquo;n that or &rsquo;taint no good.&rsquo; Then I saw his
+bronzed old face light up.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;X&mdash;&mdash;!&rsquo; he shouted, beckoning me to his side,
+&lsquo;duck below, clean out all the stuff in the paint
+lockers and chuck it in the furnaces, &rsquo;specially the
+oils and turps. Jump lively!&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This was the job I went on when I said I saw
+the cowboy crumpled up against a bitt, but still
+full of fight.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Linseed oil, turpentine, and some tins of fine
+lubricants&mdash;I had them all turned out of the fore-peak
+and carried, rolled, dragged, or tossed down to
+the stokehold.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Most of the stuff was in kegs or cans small
+enough to go through a furnace door, and these
+we threw in without broaching them. The Old Man
+called me up twice&mdash;the first time to say that there
+was no increase in smoke, and wanting to know
+why I was so slow; and the second time to say that
+he had just got a bullet through his shoulder, and
+ordering me to come up and take over, as he was
+beginning to feel groggy.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was an ominous crackling and sputtering<!-- Page 264 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span>
+in the furnaces as I sprang for the ladder, and before
+my foot was on the lowermost rung, one of
+the doors jumped violently up on its top-swing
+hinges from the kick of an exploding tin or keg of
+oil. As it fell back with a clang the swish of sudden
+flame smote my ears, and then a regular salvo
+of muffled detonations. The last picture I had of
+the boiler-room was of the stokers trying to confine
+the infernos they had created by wedging shut
+the doors with their scoops.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The whole ship was a-shiver with the roaring
+conflagration in her furnaces as I reached the upper
+deck, and, above a tufty, white frizzle of escaping
+steam, rolled a greasy jet of smoke that looked
+thick enough for a man to dance a hornpipe on it
+without sinking above his ankles. I found the Old
+Man, with a dazed sort of look in his eyes, and his
+jaw set like grim death, hanging on to the binnacle
+when I gained the bridge, and all he had the
+strength to say, before slithering down in a heap,
+was, &lsquo;Damn good smoke! Carry on&mdash;zigzag down
+wind! Think blighter has finished. Look to&mdash;fire.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The fact that the Hun was now circling the ship
+at considerable distance had evidently made the
+skipper believe that he had come to the end of his
+cartridges, and in this I am inclined to think the
+Old Man was right.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Which fire, however, he referred to I was not
+quite sure about, but, in my own mind, I was rather
+more concerned about the one I had started with<!-- Page 265 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span>
+the ship&rsquo;s paint than the one the Hun&rsquo;s incendiary
+bomb had set going. Indeed, the &lsquo;fire brigade,&rsquo;
+which had taken advantage of the lull to get a hose
+playing on the conflagration on the poop, was rapidly
+reducing the latter to a black mass of steaming
+embers. The cowboy was still snuggled up against
+the bitt, which he used to rest his right elbow on
+in the occasional shots he was lobbing over at the
+now distantly circling enemy. When I learned
+later what a crack shot the chap really was, I cannot
+say that I blamed the Hun for his discretion.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What tempted him to make that fatal final
+swoop we never knew. It may have been sheer
+bravado, or he may have been trying to frighten
+off the fire-fighters again. Anyhow, back he came,
+allowing plenty of leeway to miss my smoke screen,
+and only high enough to clear the masts by forty
+or fifty feet.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The cowboy saw him coming, and I can picture
+him yet as he lay there waiting, with his cheek
+against the stock of that old Winchester, and following
+the nearing &rsquo;plane through its sights. With
+the rare good sense of your real hunter, he didn&rsquo;t
+run any risk of frightening off his quarry with any
+premature shots. He just laid doggo, and held his
+fire.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;If the Hun had been content to sit tight and
+keep his head out of sight, the chances are nothing
+would have happened to him; but the temptation to
+have a closer look at his handiwork and to jeer at<!-- Page 266 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span>
+his &lsquo;beaten enemy&rsquo; was too much for him. Banking
+as sharply as his big &rsquo;plane would stand, he leaned
+out head and shoulders above the wrecked poop,
+gave a jaunty wave of the hand, and opened his
+mouth to shout what was probably some sort of
+Hunnish pleasantry.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The crack of the old Winchester reached my
+ears above the roar of the seaplane&rsquo;s engine, and
+the next thing I was clearly conscious of was the
+machine&rsquo;s swerving&mdash;sidewise and downward&mdash;and
+plunging straight into the trailing column of black
+smoke. The tip of its left wing fouled the main
+truck, but it still kept enough balance and headway
+to carry past and clear of the ship.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It then slammed down into the water two or
+three hundred feet off our starboard bow, and it
+only took a point or two of alteration to bring it
+under our forefoot.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The old ship struck the mark so fair that she
+cut the wreckage into two parts, and I saw fragments
+of wings and fuselage boiling up on both
+sides of our wake astern. I gave the order in hot
+blood, but I would do the same thing again if I had
+a week to think it over in, just as I would go out
+of my way to kill a poisonous snake.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Of course we never knew definitely who was
+responsible for polishing off the Hun. For a while
+I thought it probable that the cowboy had only
+wounded him, and that his swerve into the smoke
+had been responsible for the dive into the sea, where<!-- Page 267 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span>
+the ship put the finishing touches on the job. But
+from the day that the cowboy showed me that he
+could hit tossed-up shillings with a target-rifle
+four times out of five I have been inclined to believe
+his assertion that he &lsquo;plunked the bloomin&rsquo;
+blighter straight through the nut,&rsquo; and that I and
+my smoke had nothing to do with it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Neither the skipper nor the cowboy were much
+hurt, and as for the ship, she probably suffered, in
+the long run, more from the loss of her paint and oil
+supply than from the Hun&rsquo;s bomb and the fire it
+started.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 268 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XII" id="CHAPTER_XII"></a>CHAPTER XII</h2>
+
+<h3>AGAINST ODDS</h3>
+
+
+<p>The news from all the Fronts had been discouraging
+for several days, and it only
+needed that staggering announcement of the
+destruction of practically a whole convoy and its
+escort, in the North Sea, to cap the climax of gloom.
+This is what I had read in the fog-hastened autumn
+twilight, by the feeble glow of a paint-masked
+street lamp, in the Stop Press column of the evening
+paper a Strand newsboy had shoved into my
+hand.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>&ldquo;Two very fast and heavily-armed German
+raiders attacked a convoy in the North Sea, about
+midway between the Shetland Islands and the Norwegian
+coast, on October 17th. Two British destroyers&mdash;H.M.
+ships <i>Mary Rose</i> (Lieutenant-Commander
+Charles L. Fox) and <i>Strongbow</i>
+(Lieutenant-Commander Edward Brooke)&mdash;which
+formed the anti-submarine escort, at once engaged
+the enemy vessels, and fought until sunk after a
+short and unequal engagement. Their gallant
+action held the German raiders sufficiently long to
+enable three of the merchant vessels to effect their
+escape. It is regretted, however, that five Norwegian,<!-- Page 269 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span>
+one Danish, and three Swedish vessels&mdash;all
+unarmed&mdash;were thereafter sunk by gunfire
+without examination or warning of any kind and
+regardless of the lives of their crew or passengers....
+Anxious to make good their escape before
+British forces could intercept them, no effort was
+made to rescue the crews of the sunk British destroyers
+or the doomed merchant ships, but British
+patrol craft which arrived shortly afterward rescued
+some thirty Norwegians and others of whom
+details are not yet known.... The enemy raiders
+succeeded in evading the British watching squadrons
+on the long dark nights, both in their hurried
+outward dash and homeward flight.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It is regretted that all the eighty-eight officers
+and men of H.M.S. <i>Mary Rose</i> and forty-seven
+officers and men of H.M.S. <i>Strongbow</i> were lost.
+All the next-of-kin have been informed.&rdquo;</p></div>
+
+<p>A few days later a second Admiralty report announced
+that ten survivors of the <i>Mary Rose</i> had
+reached Norway in an open boat, and also gave a
+few further particulars of the action in which she
+had been lost. From this it appeared that she had
+been many miles ahead of the main convoy when the
+latter was attacked, and that, possessed of the
+speed, with many knots to spare, to have avoided
+an action in which the odds were a thousand to one
+against her, she had yet deliberately steamed back
+and thrown down the gage of battle to the heavily
+armed German cruisers. Just why her captain
+chose the course he did was not, and never will be,
+fully explained. He went down with his ship, and<!-- Page 270 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span>
+to none of those who survived had he disclosed what
+was in his mind. It was certainly not &ldquo;war,&rdquo; the
+critics said, but they also agreed that it was &ldquo;magnificent&rdquo;
+enough to furnish the one ray of brightness
+striking athwart the sombre gloom of the
+whole disheartening tragedy. &ldquo;He held on unflinchingly,&rdquo;
+concluded an all-too-brief story of the
+action issued to the public through the Admiralty,
+some time later, &ldquo;and he died, leaving to the annals
+of his service an episode not less glorious than that
+in which Sir Richard Grenville perished.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>From the time I read these Admiralty announcements
+I had the feeling that some, if not all, of
+those ten survivors of the <i>Mary Rose</i> would surely
+be able to offer more of an explanation of why her
+captain took her into battle against such hopeless
+odds than any that had yet been suggested to the
+public, and in the months which followed I made
+what endeavour I could to locate and have a talk
+with one of them. It was not long before the ten
+were scattered in as many different ships, however,
+and though I had the names and official numbers
+of two or three, almost a year went by before I
+chanced upon the first of them. Indeed, it was but
+a day or two previous to the first anniversary of the
+loss of the <i>Mary Rose</i> and <i>Strongbow</i> and the destruction
+of the Norwegian convoy that, in the
+course of a visit to a Submarine Depot Ship at one
+of the East Coast bases, I sauntered forward one
+evening and fell into conversation with a sturdily<!-- Page 271 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span>
+built, steady-eyed young seaman&mdash;some kind of
+torpedo rating, evidently, by the red worsted
+&ldquo;mouldie&rdquo; on his sleeve&mdash;who had just clambered
+up to the forecastle from the deck of a hulking &ldquo;L&rdquo;
+moored alongside.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;How do you like submarin-ing?&rdquo; I had asked
+him, by way of getting acquainted.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not so bad, sir,&rdquo; he replied with a smile,
+&ldquo;though it&rsquo;s a bit stuffy and rather slow after destroyers.
+With them there&rsquo;s something doing all
+the time. I was in one of the &lsquo;M&rsquo; class before I
+volunteered for submarines. P&rsquo;raps you&rsquo;ve heard
+of her&mdash;the <i>Mary Rose</i>, sunk a year this month,
+in&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Wait a moment,&rdquo; I cut in, as the ribbon he was
+wearing caught my eye; &ldquo;you&rsquo;re one of the men
+I&rsquo;ve been looking for for a number of months. Ten
+to one you&rsquo;re Able Seaman Bailey, who received
+the D.S.M. for his part in the action, and who is
+specially mentioned in the Admiralty story&rdquo; (refreshing
+my memory from a note-book) &ldquo;for having,
+&lsquo;despite severe shrapnel wounds in the leg,
+persisted in taking his turn at an oar&rsquo; of the Norwegian
+lifeboat which picked up the <i>Mary Rose</i>
+survivors, and for his &lsquo;invincible light-heartedness
+throughout.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>A flush spread under his &ldquo;submarine pallor&rdquo; at
+that broadside, but he admitted, with an embarrassed
+grin, that his name was Bailey, and that his
+decoration was awarded for something or other in<!-- Page 272 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span>
+connection with the last fight of the <i>Mary Rose</i>,
+though for just what he had never quite been able
+to figure out. In the hour we leaned over the forecastle
+rail and watched the North Sea fog-bank roll
+up the estuary with the incoming tide, this is the
+account he gave me of the things which he himself
+saw of what is perhaps the most gallantly tragic
+of all the naval actions of the war.</p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>&ldquo;They hadn&rsquo;t got convoying at that time down
+to the system it is carried on under now,&rdquo; he began,
+by way of explanation, &ldquo;and the only fighting ships
+with this one were the <i>Mary Rose</i> and <i>Strongbow</i>.
+The <i>Mary</i> was of the same class as the &lsquo;M ...&rsquo;
+over there, very large and fast and well armed for
+a destroyer, but never, of course, built for anything
+like a give-and-take fight with any kind of
+a cruiser.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was also an armed trawler somewhere
+about, but it had no chance to do anything but pick
+up survivors. We were an anti-submarine escort,
+nothing more, and were not intended to stand off
+surface raiders. Of course provision was made
+against these, too, but&mdash;well, when you consider the
+size of the North Sea and the length and blackness
+of the winter nights, the only wonder is that
+the Huns can&rsquo;t buck up their nerve to trying for a
+convoy twice a week instead of twice a year.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We had escorted the north-bound convoy across
+to Bergen, and, on the afternoon of the 16th of<!-- Page 273 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span>
+October, had picked up the south-bound and headed
+back for one of the home ports. Escorting even a
+squadron of warships which know how to keep station
+is no picnic for destroyers, but with merchantmen
+it is a dozen times worse. It is bad enough
+even now, but a year ago, before these little packets
+had had much experience, it was enough to drive a
+man crazy. Between the faster ships trying to
+push on, and the slower ones falling astern, and
+breakdowns, and the chance of trickery, it was one
+continual round of worry from the time we left
+Base to our return.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This time was no exception to the rule, even
+before the big smash. One of the Swedes&mdash;there
+were Norwegian and Danish as well as Swedish
+ships in the convoy, but we called them all
+&lsquo;Swedes,&rsquo; probably because it was shorter and
+easier to say than Scandinavian&mdash;well, one of the
+Swedes shifted cargo along about dark of the 16th,
+with the result that the slower ships, and this included
+most of the convoy, lagged back, while several
+of the faster ones kept on.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know whether this was done by order,
+or whether it just happened. Anyhow, the <i>Strongbow</i>
+remained behind with the slower section, while
+the <i>Mary Rose</i> pushed on as an escort for the
+faster. It was the first lot&mdash;the main convoy&mdash;that
+the raiders attacked first, but just what happened
+I did not see, for we had drawn a long way
+ahead of them in the course of the night.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="LOOKOUT" id="LOOKOUT"><img src="images/illo11.jpg"
+ alt="A LOOK-OUT ON A DESTROYER AND PART OF HIS VIEW" style="border:0"
+ title="A LOOK-OUT ON A DESTROYER AND PART OF HIS VIEW"
+ height="415" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+<h4>A LOOK-OUT ON A DESTROYER AND PART OF HIS VIEW</h4>
+
+<p>&ldquo;When I came up to stand my watch as anti-submarine<!-- Page 274 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span>
+lookout, on the after searchlight platform,
+at four in the morning of the 17th, I remember
+that it was cloudy and thick overhead, but with
+very fair visibility on the water. We were steaming
+along comfortably with two boilers, which gave us
+a big margin of speed over everything needed to cut
+our zigzags round the comparatively slow packets
+we were escorting. The sea was rough but almost
+dead astern, so that it made little trouble&mdash;for
+the moment, that is. We had enough of it a little
+later.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Along toward six o&rsquo;clock the visibility began
+to extend as it grew lighter, but there was no sign
+of the main convoy when, at exactly five-fifty, I
+sighted flashes of light fluttering along the northern
+horizon. Although my ears caught no sound but
+the throb of the engines and the churning of the
+screws, I had no doubt they were from gun-fire, and
+reported them at once by voice-pipe to the Officer of
+the Watch&mdash;it was Gunner T., if I remember right&mdash;on
+the bridge. The captain was called, and must
+have concluded the same, for he at once ordered her
+put about and sounded &lsquo;Action Stations.&rsquo; That
+took me to the foremost torpedo tubes, where my
+station was on the seat between the tubes, with the
+voice-pipe gear fitted to my ears. Most of what
+followed I saw from there.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;In some of the published accounts of the action
+it was stated that the captain of the <i>Mary Rose</i><!-- Page 275 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span>
+thought that the flashes he saw were from the gun
+of a submarine shelling the convoy, so that when
+he turned back it was with the expectation of meeting
+a U-boat rather than powerful raiding cruisers.
+I don&rsquo;t know anything definite on this score, of
+course, as I only heard the captain speak once or
+twice (and then to give orders) before he went
+down with his ship, but I don&rsquo;t think it could possibly
+have been true. There is a sort of fluttering
+ripple to the flash of a salvo that you can&rsquo;t possibly
+mistake for that of the discharge of a single
+gun, and the flashes which we continued to see for
+some time were plainly those of salvo answering
+salvo. The flashes from the mingled salvoes of the
+heavy guns of the Hun raiders could not have been
+confused with those from the few light guns of the
+<i>Strongbow</i> any more than these could have been
+taken to come from the single gun of a U-boat.
+Everything pointed to just what we learned had
+taken place&mdash;a cruiser raid on the convoy. There
+was nothing in the flashes to suggest a submarine
+was firing, and I can&rsquo;t see how the captain could
+have had any such impression. It was enough for
+him&mdash;yes, and for all of us&mdash;to know that our consort
+was in trouble, and I shall always think that
+he turned back to help the <i>Strongbow</i> with the full
+knowledge that he would have to face hopeless
+odds. He was a proper gentleman, was Captain
+Fox, and so there was nothing else that he <i>could</i>
+have done; and, what&rsquo;s more, there&rsquo;s nothing else<!-- Page 276 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span>
+that we men in the <i>Mary Rose</i>&mdash;or any other
+British sailors, for that matter&mdash;would have had
+him do. It would have been against all the traditions
+of the Navy to have done anything else but
+stick by a consort to the last.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Able Seaman Bailey smote resoundingly the hollow
+palm of his left hand with the fist of his right as
+he spoke those last words, and then, in a quieter
+voice, took up the thread of the story again.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That turn through sixteen points brought the
+seas, which we had been running before all night,
+right ahead, and all in a minute she was being
+swept fore-and-aft by every second or third of them.
+Anxious as the captain was to drive her full speed
+(which would have been a pretty terrific gait, let
+me tell you, for the &lsquo;Ms&rsquo; are very fast), it was no
+use.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Plates and rivets simply wouldn&rsquo;t stand the
+strain of the green water that anything like full
+speed would have bored her into, and she was
+finally slowed down to about twenty knots as the
+best she could do without flooding the decks and
+making it impossible to serve the guns and torpedo
+tubes. As she was good for a lot more than this
+with two boilers, I doubt very much if the third
+was ever &lsquo;flashed up.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The first I saw of the ships which turned out to
+be the enemy was some masts and funnels to the
+north&rsquo;ard and about a couple of points on the starboard
+bow. They were making very little smoke,<!-- Page 277 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span>
+probably because they were oil-burners. As we
+were steering on practically opposite courses, we
+closed each other very quickly, and they must have
+been about four miles off when the captain, evidently
+becoming suspicious of their appearance,
+challenged. As there was no reply, fire was opened
+immediately afterward by the foremost gun, the
+course at the same time being altered a point or
+two to starboard, so that the other two guns would
+bear. The rest of our firing was, I think, by
+salvoes, or rather, it was until all but the after
+gun were knocked out by the Hun&rsquo;s shells.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Our first shots, fired at about 7,000 yards, were
+short; but as the salvoes which followed began to
+fall closer to their targets, I saw the Huns alter
+to a course more or less parallel to ours, but plainly
+veering away so as to open out the range. This
+gave me the first silhouette view I had, and I did
+not need a glass to recognize them at once as German,
+the three straight funnels and the &lsquo;swan&rsquo;
+bows being quite unmistakable. Some of our
+shots fell close, but I saw nothing I could be certain
+of calling a hit.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;However, I knew that it was not the guns the
+captain was counting on, but that he was trying
+to close to a range and bearing that might offer a
+chance to get home with a torpedo.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why the Huns did not open fire before they did
+I have never quite been able to figure out, unless it
+was that they hoped to avoid an action and so be<!-- Page 278 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span>
+free to pursue and sink the leading ships of the
+convoy&mdash;the faster ones the <i>Mary Rose</i> had been
+escorting&mdash;without interference. If that is so,
+Captain Fox&rsquo;s sacrifice was not in vain, for all of
+these ships escaped destruction and reached port in
+safety. Even as it was, they had no stomach for
+an action at any range close enough to give us any
+chance to damage them either with gun-fire or torpedoes.
+Their plan&mdash;proper enough in its way, I
+suppose&mdash;was simply to pound us to pieces with the
+shells of their powerful long-range guns, and not
+to close to finish us off until all our guns and torpedo
+tubes were out of action. As one good salvo
+from either of them was more than enough to do the
+job, there wasn&rsquo;t much hope of our getting in close
+enough to do them serious harm. It was a bold
+bid the captain made for it, though.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The course we were now on brought the seas
+more abeam than ahead, so that we had been able
+to shake out several more knots of speed, and this
+the captain tried to use to shorten the range. We
+were actually closing them at a good rate (though
+I wouldn&rsquo;t go so far as to say they were putting on
+all their speed to avoid it), when the Huns began
+firing their ranging shots. By this time we had
+reached a position from which there was a very fair
+bearing to launch a mouldie, and we were busy getting
+one ready to slip while the fall of shot came
+bounding nearer and nearer to us. I remember, in
+a vague sort of way, that the first salvo was short by<!-- Page 279 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span>
+a long way, that the second was much nearer, and
+that the third, closely bunched and exploding
+loudly on striking the sea, threw up smoke-stained
+spouts which fell back into each other to form a
+wall of water which completely blotted out the
+enemy for a second or two. Then we turned loose
+the torpedo, and at almost the same instant two or
+three shells from a &lsquo;straddling&rsquo; salvo hit fair and
+square and just about lifted the poor little <i>Mary</i>
+out of the water.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;All in a second the ship seemed to disappear in
+clouds of smoke and escaping steam, and it is only
+natural that my recollections of the order in which
+things happened after that are a good deal confused.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I seem to have some memory of receiving from
+the bridge the order to fire that torpedo, but if that
+was so, it was the last order I did receive from
+there, for the explosion of one of the shells carried
+the voice-pipe away (though I did not twig it at
+the time), and from then on it was mostly the sizzle
+of spurting steam that came to my ears.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There are two reasons why I know that first
+salvo hit us <i>after</i> the torpedo was launched, though
+there could not have been more than a fraction of a
+second between one and the other. The first is that
+one of the shells carried away the lip of the tube
+before penetrating the deck and cutting a steam-pipe.
+If the mouldie had been in the tube it could
+not have missed being exploded; or, if by a miracle<!-- Page 280 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span>
+that had not happened, the tube was so much
+buckled that it could not have been operated. The
+second reason was that fragments from that shell,
+besides wounding me in the leg, even killed or blew
+overboard the rest of the crew, so that there would
+have been no one to get a mouldie away even if the
+tubes had been in working order. I remember distinctly
+seeing the torpedo hit the water, but I have
+no recollection of seeing it steady to depth and begin
+to run. As that is the main thing you always
+watch for, I can only account for the fact I did not
+see it by supposing that first hit came before the
+torpedo began to run.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The shock of the explosion did not knock me off
+my seat, and a wound from a jagged piece of shell
+casing, though it was serious enough to put me out
+of commission for five months, felt only like a sharp
+prick on my leg. My pal, Able Seaman French,
+collapsed in a limp heap under the tubes, and
+though I saw no blood or signs of a wound, and
+though I never saw a man killed before, I knew he
+was done for. I don&rsquo;t know to this day where he
+was hit. The man whose station was at the breech-blocks
+I never saw again, living or dead, so I think
+he must have caught the unbroken force of the explosion
+and been blown back right over the starboard
+side.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This shell, in bursting the main steam-pipe,
+probably had the most to do with bringing us to
+stop, though another (I think of the same salvo)<!-- Page 281 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span>
+exploded in Number Three boiler-room and started
+a big fire, probably from the oil. The clouds of
+black smoke and steam rising &rsquo;midships made it impossible
+to see what was going on there. I saw
+some of the crew of the &rsquo;midships gun struggling
+in the water, and took it that they must have been
+blown there.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That gun was out of action, anyway, and, because
+I did not hear it firing, I assumed that the
+foremost one had also gone wrong. The after gun
+was firing for all it was worth, though, and continued
+to do so right up to the end.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That one salvo pretty well finished the <i>Mary
+Rose</i> as a fighting ship, and as soon as the Huns
+saw the shape we were in, they began to close, firing
+as they came. But even then they were careful to
+choose a direction of approach on which the after
+gun could not be brought to bear. With the foremost
+tubes out of action, and no crew to serve them
+in any case, there was nothing for me to do but sit
+tight and wait for orders. So I just chucked my
+head-gear, which was no longer of use with the
+voice-pipes gone, and settled back in my seat to
+watch the show and wait till I was wanted. There
+was really nothing to stay there for, but it was my
+&lsquo;Action Station,&rsquo; and I knew it was the place I
+would be looked for if I was needed. On the score
+of cover, one place is as good an another&mdash;in a destroyer,
+anyhow.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It must have been the fact that the after gun<!-- Page 282 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span>
+was the only one still in action that brought the
+captain back from the bridge. There was really
+nothing to keep him on the bridge, anyway. He
+seemed to be making a sort of general round, trying
+to see what shape things were in and bucking
+everybody up. He was as cool and cheery as if it
+was an ordinary target practice, with no Hun
+cruisers closing in to blow us out of the water. I
+saw him clapping some of the after gun&rsquo;s crew on
+the back, and when he came along to the foremost
+tubes, not noticing probably that I was the only one
+left there, he sung out: &lsquo;Stick it, lads; we&rsquo;re not
+done yet.&rsquo; Those were his exact words. I remember
+grinning to myself at being called &lsquo;lads.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But we <i>were</i> done, even then. The Huns were
+inside of a mile by now, and firing for the water-line,
+evidently trying to put us down just as
+quickly as they could.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;All their misses were &lsquo;shorts.&rsquo; I don&rsquo;t remember
+a single &lsquo;over.&rsquo; They were still taking no unnecessary
+chances. As soon as they were close
+enough to see that our torpedo tubes were probably
+jammed to port, they altered course and crossed
+our bows and steamed past the other side, where
+there was no chance of our slipping over a mouldie
+at them.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We were already settling rapidly, with a heavy
+list to port, and as soon as the captain saw she was
+finished, he gave the order: &lsquo;Abandon ship. Every
+man for himself!&rsquo; Those were the last words I<!-- Page 283 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span>
+heard him speak. He went below just after that to
+see about ditching the secret books, I believe, and
+when I saw him again it was just before she sank,
+and he was pacing the quarterdeck and talking
+quietly with the First Lieutenant.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;As our only boat had been smashed to kindling-wood,
+there was nothing to it but to take to the
+Carley Floats, and the first thing I did after hearing
+the order to abandon ship was to see to cutting
+one of these loose. On account of our oilskins and
+life-preservers, neither myself nor any of the three
+or four lads from the after gun&rsquo;s crew that ran to
+the float with me could get at our clasp-knives.
+Luckily, one of the Ward Room stewards came to
+the rescue with three silver-plated butter-knives
+from the pantry, and with these we finally managed
+to worry our way through the lashings. Then we
+pitched the little webbed &lsquo;dough-nut&rsquo; (as the
+Carley Floats are called) over the settling stern
+and jumped after it. Four or five minutes later,
+after heeling slowly to port through fifty or sixty
+degrees, she gave a sudden lurch and went down,
+turning completely over as she sank, so that her
+bottom showed for a few seconds. The captain,
+who could have followed us just as well as not,
+seemed to make no effort to save himself, and must
+have gone down with her. I can&rsquo;t help believing
+that was the way he wanted it to happen.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We had clambered into the float as fast as we
+could, and I think some one must have said something<!-- Page 284 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span>
+about the danger of being caught over an
+exploding depth-charge, for we were paddling (all
+of these floats have short-handled paddles lashed to
+their webbing) away from the ship as fast as we
+could when she went down. Someone remembered
+that one of the &lsquo;ash cans&rsquo; had been set on the
+&lsquo;ready&rsquo; when we went to &lsquo;Action Stations,&rsquo; and
+no one recalled seeing it thrown back to &lsquo;safe&rsquo; before
+we went overboard. It was an anxious
+moment, waiting after she ducked under the sea,
+for we had not been able to paddle more than a
+hundred yards, and the detonation of a depth-charge
+had been known to paralyse men swimming
+in the water at twice that distance. Luckily, this
+particular charge must have been set for a considerable
+depth, and it is also possible that the hull
+of the ship absorbed or deflected some of its force.
+At any rate, the shock of it, when it came, though it
+knocked us violently against each other and left
+a tingling sensation on the skin of all the submerged
+part of one&rsquo;s body, did not do anyone
+serious injury.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;When we came to count noses, there turned out
+to be eight of us on the float&mdash;two sub-lieutenants,
+the captain&rsquo;s steward, myself, and the remnants of
+the crew of the after gun. A few minutes later we
+sighted a couple of men who looked to be struggling
+in the water, but turned out to be supporting themselves
+on a fragment of &lsquo;dough-nut,&rsquo; which had
+broken loose when the ship sank. That, strange
+to say, was the only bit of wreckage that came to<!-- Page 285 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span>
+the surface. We took these men aboard, and the
+ten of us weighted the overloaded float so that is
+submerged till the water reached our armpits. We
+were a good deal better off than it would seem,
+though, for the most of us were heavily dressed, and
+the animal heat of a man keeps him warm for a long
+time under oilskins and wool. The only ones that
+suffered much were a couple of lads who didn&rsquo;t have
+any more sense than to ditch most of their togs
+before they went over the side. They said it was
+so as not to be hampered in swimming&mdash;as if they
+expected to do the &lsquo;Australian crawl&rsquo; to Norway
+or the Shetlands! These two <i>did</i> begin to get
+a bit down-hearted and &lsquo;shivery&rsquo; when the cold
+struck into the marrow of their bones, and it was
+with the idea of bucking them up a peg or two that
+we started singing. No, I don&rsquo;t just remember all
+that we did warble, except, I&rsquo;m glad to say, that
+&lsquo;Tipperary&rsquo; wasn&rsquo;t on the programme, and that
+this did include two or three hymns. You&rsquo;re quite
+right. There&rsquo;s nothing very warming to a chilled
+man in hymns, and I&rsquo;m not trying to account for
+why we sang them. The fact remains that we <i>did</i>,
+just the same, and that we all, including the chaps
+in their underclothes, lived to sing again.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <a name="BOWLING" id="BOWLING"><img src="images/illo12.jpg"
+ alt="SHE CAME BOWLING ALONG UNDER SAIL" style="border:0"
+ title="SHE CAME BOWLING ALONG UNDER SAIL"
+ height="434" width="600" /></a>
+</div>
+<h4>SHE CAME BOWLING ALONG UNDER SAIL</h4>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was a bit of a disappointment when an
+armed trawler, which was evidently searching for
+survivors, passed within a mile without sighting us
+or hearing our shouts, but with the life-boat of one<!-- Page 286 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span>
+of the sunk Norwegian steamers we had better
+luck. She came bowling along under sail about ten
+o&rsquo;clock in the morning, and, on sighting the black
+silk handkerchief we hoisted at the end of a paddle-blade,
+eased off her sheet and stood over to pick us
+up. As there were only six men in her, we were not
+badly off for room, while the store of biscuit and
+potted stuff&mdash;to say nothing of smokes&mdash;they had
+managed to throw aboard before their ship sunk
+was more than enough for the two days that it took
+us to row and sail to Bergen.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><!-- Page 287 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span></p>
+<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII"></a>CHAPTER XIII</h2>
+
+<h3>ROUNDING UP FRITZ</h3>
+
+
+<p>There are only two or three conditions under
+which a destroyer can hope to surprise a U-boat
+on the surface, and none of these is approximated
+at the end of a clear North Sea summer
+afternoon with the stalking craft trying to
+approach from a direction which silhouettes its
+leanly purposeful profile against the golden glimmer
+of the sunset clouds. This particular capsule
+of Kultur, rising with typical Hunnish
+effrontery for his evening constitutional in an
+especially well-watched area while it was yet broad
+daylight, still had the advantage of visibility sufficiently
+on his side to make the thing a good deal
+less risky than it looked. The skipper, doubtless
+coolly puffing his pipe as he lounged over the rail
+of the bridge and filled his lungs with fresh air,
+must have seen the masts and funnels of the speeding
+<i>Flash</i> for a good half hour before the latter&rsquo;s
+look-out sang out that he had picked up the conning-tower
+of what looked to be a U-boat two
+points off the starboard bow; so that all that was
+needed was the change of course which followed
+that report to give Fritz fair warning that it was<!-- Page 288 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span>
+time to hide his head for a while. Indeed, he must
+have been going down even as he was sighted, for
+it was the matter of but a very few seconds more
+before the <i>Flash</i> found herself tearing at upwards
+of a thousand yards a minute into an empty sea.</p>
+
+<p>Under the circumstances, it is probable we gave
+that Fritz a fairly good run for his money in
+showering the spot where he had disappeared with
+what depth-charges we could spare, and then, like
+a fox-terrier after a rat, standing by and &ldquo;watching
+the hole.&rdquo; Unluckily, we had used a good part
+of our stock of &ldquo;cans&rdquo; the day before, when a
+rather more promising opportunity for attack had
+offered itself, while as for &ldquo;watching the hole,&rdquo;
+this particular patch of the North Sea chanced to
+be one in which that way of playing the game was
+fraught with special difficulties because it was sufficiently
+shallow for a submarine to lie doggo on
+the bottom without danger of having its shell
+crushed in by the pressure of the water. This
+defeated the uncannily sure way of tracking the
+U-boat down by &ldquo;listening,&rdquo; and demanded another
+form of special treatment, which we were not,
+however, at the moment prepared to administer.</p>
+
+<p>Slim as the chance was, the captain was reluctant
+to leave while any hope remained, and it was
+only a signal ordering the <i>Flash</i> to join in some
+other work that had turned up (a destroyer is
+subject to as many kinds of summons as a country
+doctor) that took him off in the end. Mooring a<!-- Page 289 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span>
+buoy to mark the spot for &ldquo;future reference,&rdquo; the
+captain saw her headed off on the course she was
+to hold till daybreak, and then took me down to the
+Chart House for a bowl of ship&rsquo;s cocoa before turning
+in. It was some question I asked about the
+practice of placing buoys over possible U-boat
+graveyards, to make it easy to resume investigations
+if desired, that started him on a train of anti-submarine
+reminiscence that led back to one of the
+smartest achievements of its kind in the whole
+course of the sea war.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There are times,&rdquo; he said, leaning back on the
+narrow couch that served as his &ldquo;sea-bed,&rdquo; and
+bracing with outstretched legs against the twisting
+roll, &ldquo;that a Fritz will do things that would lead a
+superficial observer to think that he had a sense of
+humour. Of course, we know that he hasn&rsquo;t anything
+of the kind (any more than he has honour,
+sportsmanship, decency, or any other of the attributes
+of a normal civilised human being). But the
+illusion is there just the same, especially when he
+tries on such little stunts as the one he incubated
+a couple of months ago in connection with a buoy
+I dropped to mark the spot where there was a
+chance that my depth-charges might have sent him
+to the bottom.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was just about such an &lsquo;indeterminate&rsquo; sort
+of a strafe as the one we&rsquo;ve just had&mdash;no chance for
+gun-fire, not much to go by for planting depth-charges,
+and, in the end, nothing definite to indicate<!-- Page 290 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span>
+that any good has been done. So, in case it was
+decided that my report was of a nature to justify
+further looking into, I left a securely moored buoy
+to furnish a guide as to where to begin, quite as
+we have to-night. Well, it chanced that the S.N.O.
+at Base reckoned that there was just enough of a
+hope to warrant following up. Indeed, you may
+be sure there isn&rsquo;t much that isn&rsquo;t followed up
+these days, now that we&rsquo;ve got our whole comprehensive
+plan into operation and adequate craft to
+support it with. So he sent out quite a little fleet
+of us&mdash;craft fitted to do all the various little odds
+and ends of things that help to make sure one way
+or the other what has really happened to Fritz.
+Luckily, <i>Flash</i> was able to return with them. If
+she had not&mdash;if someone who had not seen the lay
+of things after the strafe the night before had not
+been along to &lsquo;draw comparisons&rsquo;&mdash;Fritz&rsquo;s little
+joke might have turned out a good deal more
+pointed than it did.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We picked up the buoy without any difficulty,
+as the day was fine and the sea fairly smooth&mdash;just
+the weather one wanted for that kind of work.
+While we were still a mile or more distant, the lookout
+reported a broad patch of oil spreading out from
+the buoy for several hundred yards on all sides.
+This became visible from the bridge presently, and
+at almost the same time my glass showed fragments
+of what appeared to be wreckage floating both in
+and beyond the &lsquo;sleek&rsquo; of oil. Now if there had<!-- Page 291 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span>
+been any evidence whatever of either oil or wreckage
+the night before I should not have failed to
+hail this morning&rsquo;s exhibit with a glad whoop and
+nose right in to investigate. But as, when I gave
+up the fight, I had dropped that buoy into an extremely
+clean patch of water&mdash;even after the stirring
+my depth-charges had given it&mdash;the plenitude
+of flotsam did not fail to arouse a certain amount
+of suspicion.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Ordering the sloops and trawlers to stand-off-and-on
+at a safe distance, I went with the <i>Flash</i> to
+have a look at a number of fragments that were
+floating a couple of cables&rsquo; lengths away from the
+buoy. A piece of box&mdash;evidently a preserved fruit
+or condensed milk case&mdash;with German letters stencilled
+across one end was undoubtedly of enemy
+origin, as was also a biscuit tin with patches of its
+gaudy paper still adhering to it. I did not like the
+careful way the cover of the latter had been put on,
+however, and, besides, tins and cases are quite the
+sort of thing any submarine throws over just as
+fast as it is through with them. It was some real
+wreckage I was looking for, and this it presently
+appeared that I had found when the bow wave
+threw aside a deeply floating fragment of what&mdash;even
+before we picked it up&mdash;I recognised as newly
+split teak. Closer inspection revealed the fact that
+it was newly split all right, but also the fact that
+an axe or hatchet had had a good deal to do with
+the splitting. What had probably been a part of a<!-- Page 292 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span>
+bunk or locker had apparently been prised off with
+a bar and then chopped up into jagged strips. Attempts
+to obliterate the marks of bar and axe by
+pounding them against some rough metal surface
+had been too hasty and crude to effect their
+purpose.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;That settles it,&rsquo; I said to myself. &lsquo;Fritz is trying
+to play a little joke on us by making us think
+he is lying blown-up on the bottom, while, in fact,
+he is probably lying off somewhere waiting to slip
+a slug into one of the most likely looking of the
+salvage ships. Now that we&rsquo;ve twigged the game,
+however, we&rsquo;ll have to do what we can to defeat
+it.&rsquo; As senior officer, I ordered the three destroyers
+present to start screening in widening circles, while&mdash;on
+the off-chance that there really was a wreck
+on the bottom&mdash;a pair of trawlers were sent to drag
+about the bottom under the messy patch with an
+&lsquo;explosive sweep.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;My diagnosis was quite correct as far as it
+went, but it did not go quite far enough; still&mdash;by
+the special intervention of the sweet little cherubim
+who sits up aloft to keep watch o&rsquo;er the life of poor
+Jack&mdash;my plan of operation was quite as sound as
+if I had all the facts of the case spread out before
+me. Had the U-boat really been lurking round
+waiting for a pot at some of the ships trying to save
+his supposed remains&mdash;something that we never
+gathered any definite evidence on&mdash;our screening
+tactics would probably have prevented his success;<!-- Page 293 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span>
+while the trawlers, with their sweep, furnished the
+best antidote for the little surprise party that he
+already <i>had</i> prepared for us.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Scarcely had the trawlers entered the oily area
+than the jar of a heavy under-sea explosion jolted
+against the bottom of the <i>Flash</i>, which, a thousand
+yards distant, was just beginning to work up to
+full speed. Almost immediately three or four other
+explosions followed, coming so close together as to
+make one rippling detonation of tremendous violence.
+An instant later I saw several columns of
+grimy foam shoot skyward, two or three of them so
+close together that they seemed to &lsquo;boil&rsquo; into each
+other as they spilled and spread in falling. Although
+neither of the trawlers appeared to be
+immediately over any of the explosions, both of
+them received terrific shocks. One of them I distinctly
+saw rear up till it seemed almost to be
+balanced on its rudder-post as a round hump of
+green water drove under it, while the scuppers of
+the other spurted white as they cleared the flood
+that a spreading foam geyser had thrown upon the
+deck. It seemed impossible that either of them
+could survive such shocks as I knew they must have
+received, and I fully expected to see nothing better
+than two foundering wrecks emerge from the
+smother which hovered above the scene of the explosions.
+Imagine my surprise, then, when two junk-like
+profiles (they were both of the marvellously
+sea-worthy &lsquo;Iceland trawler&rsquo; type) came bobbing<!-- Page 294 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</a></span>
+serenely into sight again, and I noted with my glass
+that neither appeared to have suffered serious damage.
+On the score of lives, a tom-cat has nothing
+the best of a trawler. If it had been otherwise our
+whole fleet of them&mdash;and they, with the drifters,
+form the main strands of the finer meshes of our
+anti-U-boat net&mdash;would have been wiped out many
+times over.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;At the instant the jar of the first explosion
+made itself felt, the thought flashed through my
+mind that there actually was a U-boat lying on the
+bottom, and that the explosive charge on the sweep
+had been detonated against its hull. The
+&lsquo;bunched&rsquo; explosions immediately following also
+lent themselves to this theory, and it was not till
+the distinct columns of blown water began rising
+in the air that I surmised the real cause of them&mdash;mines,
+probably laid so close together that the
+explosion of the first had set off the others. This
+fact we were shortly able to establish beyond a
+doubt.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What had happened, as nearly as we could
+reconstruct it, was this: The U-boat had been a
+mine-layer, probably interrupted on its way to lay
+its eggs off one of our main fleet bases. The
+chances are that it had been sufficiently injured
+by my depth-charges to make it more of a risk than
+its skipper cared to take to proceed farther from his
+base; quite likely, indeed, he had to put back at
+once. Then the chance of preparing a little surprise<!-- Page 295 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span>
+party for the ship responsible for his trouble
+must have occurred to him, and the result was that
+a snug little nest of mines was laid all the way
+around the marking buoy. Having more mines
+than he needed to barrage the buoy, he had scuttled
+several of those remaining after the first job was
+completed, and these had been the ones set off by
+the explosive charge on the trawlers&rsquo; sweep. The
+spreading of wreckage as bait around the trap was
+probably an afterthought, for it was so hurriedly
+done that it really defeated the end it was intended
+to accomplish. I am inclined to think, in fact, that,
+if the mines had laid round the buoy, with no
+spread of oil or wreckage left to decoy us into them,
+they might have had a victim or two to their credit.
+They were laid shallow enough to have bumped
+both sloops and destroyers, and the exploding of
+a mine against the bows of one or the other of
+these may well have been the first warning we had
+of Fritz&rsquo;s little joke. As it was, that part of the
+show was so crudely done that it gave away that
+something was wrong.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, I have always thought of that as &lsquo;Fritz&rsquo;s
+little joke,&rsquo;&rdquo; continued the captain, bracing himself
+at a new angle to meet a rollicking cork-screw
+action that was working into the ship&rsquo;s wallowings.
+&ldquo;It was just the sort of a plant I would like to
+have left for Fritz, if our r&ocirc;les had been reversed,
+and for a while I felt rather more kindly toward
+all Fritzes on account of having knocked up<!-- Page 296 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span>
+against it. That feeling persisted until three or
+four months later, when the fortunes of war&mdash;in
+the shape of a luckily-planted depth-charge&mdash;paved
+the way for an opportunity for me to tell the story
+to a certain Hun <i>Unterseeboot</i> officer during the
+hour or two he was my guest on the way to base.
+He spoke English fairly, and understood it well;
+so that I was able to run through the yarn just
+about as I have told it to you. He gave vent to his
+approval in guttural &lsquo;Ya&rsquo;s&rsquo; and grunts of satisfaction
+until I ended by asking him if he didn&rsquo;t
+think it was a jolly clever little joke. And what do
+you think he said to that?</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Choke,&rsquo; he boomed explosively; &lsquo;choke, vy,
+mein frent, dot vos not ein choke ad all. He vos
+dryin to zink your destroy&rsquo;r. Dot ist no choke.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The captain stretched himself with a whimsical
+smile. &ldquo;How unpleasant it would be to be shipmates
+with a chap like that who couldn&rsquo;t see the
+funny side of being blown up,&rdquo; he observed
+presently.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Just as unpleasant,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;as it is pleasant
+to be shipmates with a man who <i>could</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>After thus rising to the occasion, I was emboldened
+to ask the captain to tell me a little more
+about that &ldquo;luckily-planted depth-charge&rdquo; he had
+referred to so casually, and its train of consequences.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Here is the result,&rdquo; he said with a smile, handing
+me several small kodak prints from his pocketbook.<!-- Page 297 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span>
+&ldquo;What little yarn there is to tell I&rsquo;ll rattle
+off for you with pleasure after I&rsquo;ve been up to the
+bridge for a bit of a &lsquo;look-see.&rsquo; Seems as if she is
+banging into it harder than she ought for this
+course and speed.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The light went out as the automatic switch cut
+off the current with the opening of the door, and
+when it flashed on again, as the door was
+slammed shut, I found myself alone, with the prints
+lying in the middle of the chart of the North Sea.
+Two of these showed a thin sliver of a submarine
+that might have been of almost any type. A third,
+however, showed an unmistakable U-boat, heeling
+slightly, and with a whaler alongside, evidently in
+the act of taking off some of the men crowded upon
+the narrow forward deck. And in the background
+of this print was lying a long slender four-funneled
+destroyer that I recognised at once as either the
+<i>Flash</i> or another of the same class. On the back
+of this print was written &ldquo;Quarter view of U.C.&mdash;at
+14.10. <i>Flash&rsquo;s</i> whaler transferring prisoners;
+<i>Splash&rsquo;s</i> whaler&rsquo;s crew clearing decks of wounded.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>A fourth print, similar to the third but much
+covered with arrows and writing, appeared to be a
+kind of key to the latter. An angling sort of bar,
+which appeared as a black line above the bows in
+the photograph, was labelled &ldquo;Nut Cutter,&rdquo; and
+several other characteristic U-boat devices were
+similarly indicated. These all established points of
+great technical value, doubtless, but a keener<!-- Page 298 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span>
+human interest attached to the legends penciled at
+the feather ends of arrows pointing to two figures
+on the deck of the submarine, just abaft the conning-tower.
+Opposite the one that appeared to be
+leaning over a light rail, with one arm extended as
+though he was in the act of giving a command,
+was written, &ldquo;Deceased captain of submarine.&rdquo;
+Against the other, a sprawling inert heap huddled
+up against the conning-tower, appeared, &ldquo;Man
+with both legs shot off (alive).&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>There was a lot of history crowded into that
+scrawled-over print, and I was still gazing at it
+with awed fascination when the opening door
+winked off the light, and then closed again to reveal
+the captain, dripping with the blown brine of the
+wave that the <i>Flash</i> had put her nose into at the
+moment he was coming down the ladder.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Rather more of a sea than I expected to-night,&rdquo;
+he said as he pulled his duffel-coat over his head
+and sat down to kick off his sea-boots; &ldquo;so I&rsquo;ve
+slowed her down a few knots and we&rsquo;ll jog along
+easy till daylight.&rdquo; Then, as he recognised the
+photo in my hand, &ldquo;Rather a grim story that little
+kodak tells, isn&rsquo;t it? You&rsquo;ll find just about all of
+the yarn you were asking for down there in black
+and white.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not quite,&rdquo; I replied hastily, recognising from
+long experience the forerunning signs of a modest
+man trying to side-step going into details respecting
+some episode in which he happens to have<!-- Page 299 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span>
+played a leading part. &ldquo;Not quite. It chances
+that I&rsquo;ve heard something of the bagging of U.C.&mdash;from
+Admiral &mdash;&mdash; not long after it occurred, and
+he said it was one of the cleverest bits of work of
+the kind that anyone has pulled off. I didn&rsquo;t connect
+you and the <i>Flash</i> with it, though. But now
+that you&rsquo;re caught with the goods, the chance to
+hear several of the details the Admiral had failed
+to learn is too good to miss. How did you manage
+to slip up on her in the first place, and did you
+wing her skipper at the outset, and&mdash;&mdash;?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Evidently figuring it would be best not to let me
+pile up too big a lead of questions for him to answer,
+the captain sat down resignedly and took up
+the thread of the story at somewhere near the beginning.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;How did we manage to slip up on her?&rdquo; he
+repeated. &ldquo;Well, principally, I should say, because
+she was &lsquo;preoccupied.&rsquo; I told you last night
+that I used to get away for a bit of tiger shooting
+while I was on Eastern stations, and you mentioned
+that you&rsquo;d had a go at it yourself now and then.
+So we both have probably picked up a smattering
+of the ways of tigers. Now I&rsquo;ve always maintained
+that the fact that I had given a bit of study to the
+ways of man-eaters was a big help to me in understanding
+the ways of Huns. A hungry tiger, on
+the prowl for something to devour, is about the
+hardest brute in the world to stalk successfully;
+while, on the other hand, one that has made its<!-- Page 300 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span>
+kill and is sating its bloody lust upon it is just
+about the easiest. It&rsquo;s just the same with a U-boat.
+The one best chance we have of surprising one on
+the surface is while it is in the act of sinking a
+merchantman by bombs or shell-fire, or just after
+the victim has been torpedoed and the pirate is
+standing-by to fire on the boats and pick up any
+officers it may think worth while to take prisoner.
+That was what was responsible for the luck that
+befell me in the instance in question. The U.C.&mdash;a
+day or two previously to the one on which she
+was slated to meet her finish, had sunk the British
+merchantman <i>Hilda Bronson</i>, and carried off as
+prisoners the captain and mate. These men, after
+we rescued them, were able to give us some account
+of how their hosts spent the morning of the day on
+which they encountered the <i>Flash</i>. Their general
+practice, of course, was to submerge in the daytime
+and run on the surface, charging batteries, during
+the night. Emboldened by two or three recent successes
+in sinking small merchantmen by gun-fire
+and bombs, they appeared to have become very contemptuous
+of our anti-submarine measures, and
+declared that they were just as safe on the surface
+in the daytime as at night. Bearing out the probability
+that these words were by no means spoken
+in jest, is the fact that they did not dive at daybreak,
+but continued to cruise on the surface on
+the look out for unarmed ships which could be
+safely sunk without risking the loss of a torpedo or<!-- Page 301 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span>
+damage to themselves by gun-fire. This class of
+ships&mdash;fortunately, there are few of them left save
+under neutral flags&mdash;was the U-boat&rsquo;s favourite
+prey.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;About eight o&rsquo;clock their search was rewarded.
+The two British sailors heard a number of shots,
+and presently understood the U-boat skipper to declare
+that he had just put down a small Norwegian
+steamer with shell-fire. As they were still full up
+with the stores looted from the <i>Hilda Bronson</i>, no
+attempt was made to take off anything from the
+sinking Norwegian. All morning the pirate continued
+cruising on the surface, diving only once.
+Great attention was given to surroundings, stops
+being made about once an hour to heave the lead.
+In this they displayed good sense beyond a doubt,
+for it is worth a lot to a submarine to know whether
+it can dive straight on to the bottom without encountering
+a pressure strong enough to crush it in.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;About noon another helpless victim&mdash;this time
+a British merchant steamer&mdash;was sighted, and the
+imprisoned sailors counted nine shots before tremendous
+consternation and confusion spread
+through the submarine as fire was opened on her
+by some ship coming up from the same direction as
+the merchantman bore, and she dived with all possible
+dispatch. This was where the <i>Flash</i> began to
+take a hand in the game.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Now the fact that this particular Fritz ought
+easily to have sighted us at twice the distance at<!-- Page 302 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span>
+which we opened with our foremost 12-pounder
+bears out exactly what I said about the traits the
+Hun and the tiger have in common. They are both
+&lsquo;foul-feeders,&rsquo; and begin to see so red, once the
+blood-lust of prospective satiation is upon them,
+that they are half blinded to everything else. If
+this fellow hadn&rsquo;t been so absorbed in doing that
+little steamer to death he need never have let us
+get within a range that would have permitted more
+than a swift shot or two at his disappearing conning-tower.
+It was his sheer &lsquo;blood-drunkenness&rsquo;
+that gave us our chance.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was a day of very low visibility&mdash;not over a
+mile and a half, or two miles at the outside&mdash;and I
+was out on a bit of an escort stunt of small importance.
+The first intimation I had that anything
+out of the usual run was afoot came in the form of
+sharp gun-fire on my starboard beam. It sounded
+fairly close at hand, and though no ship was visible,
+there was just a hint of luminosity in the mist-curtain
+to indicate the direction of the gun-flashes.
+The helm was immediately put hard-a-port and the
+telegraphs at Full Speed, and off went the <i>Flash</i> to
+investigate. Scarcely had I turned than a wireless
+signal was brought to me on the bridge repeating
+the calls of assistance of a steamer that was
+being shelled by an enemy submarine. That little
+&lsquo;flying start&rsquo; of mine, which involved leaving the
+ship I was escorting and jumping out without
+waiting for orders, gave me the minute or so to<!-- Page 303 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</a></span>
+the good which probably made all the difference
+between success and failure. But that is quite
+characteristic of destroyer work; more than in any
+other class of ship, you are called on to decide for
+yourself, to jump out on your own.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The first thing I saw was the dim blur of a
+small merchantman taking shape in the mist, and
+as the image sharpened, the splash of falling projectiles
+became visible. She was throwing out a
+cloud of smoke and zigzagging in a panicky sort of
+way in an endeavour to avoid the shells which were
+exploding nearer and nearer at every shot. As she
+caught sight of the <i>Flash</i> she altered course and
+headed straight up for us, and, busy as my mind
+was at the moment, I could not help thinking how
+like her action was to that of an Aberdeen pup I
+used to own when he saw me coming to extricate
+him from his daily scrap with a neighbour&rsquo;s fox
+terrier.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was just at the moment that the merchantman
+turned up to get under our wing that the
+sharpening gun-flashes began revealing the conning-tower
+of a submarine. We had gone to Action
+Stations at once, of course, and I am practically
+certain that the opening shot of the fo&rsquo;c&rsquo;sl&rsquo; gun was
+the first warning Fritz had that his little kultur
+course was about to be interrupted. Under the
+circumstances, the fact that he effected his disappearing
+act in from thirty to forty seconds indicates
+very smart handling; too smart, indeed, to<!-- Page 304 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</a></span>
+give us a fair chance to get in a hit with a shell,
+although the gunners made a very keen bid for it.
+Their turn came a few moments later, however.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Once Fritz had passed from sight there was
+only one thing to do, the thing we <i>tried</i> to do to-night&mdash;depth-charge
+him. And there really was
+no difference in what we did on the one occasion
+and what we did on the other&mdash;nothing, I mean to
+say, except the result. Estimating his course from
+the point of submergence, I steered directly over
+where I judged he would be and let go one of those
+very useful type &lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo; charges. Well,&rdquo;&mdash;the captain
+smiled in a deprecatory sort of way&mdash;&ldquo;the
+depth-charge isn&rsquo;t exactly what you&rsquo;d call a
+&lsquo;weapon of precision,&rsquo; and so it follows that when
+you hit what you are after with one it must be
+largely a matter of luck. Judgment? Oh, yes, a
+certain amount of it, but I&rsquo;d rather have luck than
+judgment any day. At any rate, this was my lucky
+day. Within fifteen seconds from the moment I
+felt the jolt of the detonating charge Fritz&rsquo;s conning-tower
+was breaking surface on my starboard
+beam. Helm had been put hard-a-port as the charge
+was dropped, so that all the starboard guns were
+bearing on the conning-tower the instant it bobbed
+up. This was right on the outer rim of the &lsquo;boil&rsquo;
+of the explosion&mdash;just where it would be expected&mdash;and,
+of course, it presented an easy target. To say
+it was riddled would be putting it mildly. One
+shot alone from the foremost six-pounder would<!-- Page 305 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</a></span>
+have made it out of the question for it to dive again,
+even had other complications which had already
+set in left it in shape to face submergence.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;A second or two more, and the whole length of
+our bag was showing, riding fairly level fore-and-aft,
+but with a slight list to starboard. We had now
+turned, and from our position on the submarine&rsquo;s
+port quarter could plainly see the crew come bobbing
+out of the hatch on to the deck. Each of
+them had his hands lifted in the approved &lsquo;Kamerad&rsquo;
+fashion, and took good care to keep them
+there as long as they noticed any active movement
+around the business ends of our guns. As a matter
+of fact, as there had been no colours flying to
+strike, those lifted hands were the only tangible
+tokens of surrender we received. As we had her at
+our mercy, however, they looked conclusive enough
+for me, and I sent a boat away as quickly as it
+could be lowered and manned.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was not until this boat returned that I
+learned of the two British merchant marine
+officers who had been aboard her through it all.
+The Huns had crowded them out in their stampede
+for the hatches, so that they had been the very last
+to reach the deck. Mr. X&mdash;&mdash;, who was in charge
+of the whaler, compensated as fully as he could for
+this by taking them off first. The experiences they
+had been through had been just about as terrible
+as men could ever be called upon to face; and yet,
+when they clambered aboard <i>Flash</i>, they were smiling,<!-- Page 306 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</a></span>
+clear of head and eye, and altogether quite unshaken.
+You&rsquo;ve certainly got to take off your hat
+to these merchant marine chaps; they&rsquo;ve fought
+half the battle for the Navy.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The story they had to tell of what they had
+seen and heard during their enforced cruise in the
+U-boat was an interesting one, but on the final act&mdash;largely
+because the curtain had been rung down
+so quickly&mdash;there was little they could add to what
+had passed before my own eye. The shock from the
+depth-charge&mdash;which appears to have detonated
+just about right to have the maximum effect&mdash;was
+terrific. The whole submarine seemed to have been
+forced sideways through the water by the jolt, and
+just as all the lights went out one of them said that
+he saw the starboard side of the compartment he
+was in&mdash;it was what would correspond to the Ward
+Room, I believe, a space more or less reserved for
+the officers&mdash;bending inward before the pressure.
+Instantly the spurt of water was heard flooding in
+both fore and aft, and that alone was sufficient to
+make it imperative for her to rise at once. As it
+was only a minute or two since she submerged,
+everyone was at station for bringing her to the
+surface again, so that not a second was lost in
+spite of the inevitable confusion following the sudden
+dive and the explosion of the depth-charge.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There had been a mad lot of rushes for the
+ladders and hatches, but the skipper, it appears, got
+up first, through the conning-tower to the bridge,<!-- Page 307 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</a></span>
+as the official leader of the &lsquo;Kamerad Parade.&rsquo; He
+was just in time to connect with the first shell from
+our foremost six-pounder, and that, or one of the
+succeeding projectiles which were fired before it
+was evident they were trying to surrender, accounted
+for several others in the van of the opening
+rush. The officer in charge of the whaler reported
+seeing several dead bodies lying on the deck and
+floating in the water, among these being that of
+the captain, which was taken back to Base and
+given a naval funeral. There were also two or
+three wounded. Of unwounded there were fifteen
+men and two officers, out of something like twenty-four
+in the original crew. One of the officers
+claimed to be a relation of Prince Henry of Prussia,
+but why he didn&rsquo;t claim the Kaiser himself, who is
+full brother to Prince Henry, I could never quite
+make out. As this was the same officer I told you
+of as not being able to see a joke, I didn&rsquo;t think
+it worth while to try to follow the ramifications of
+his family tree any farther. The engineer asserted
+that he had already been in eight warships which
+had been destroyed, these including a battleship
+and two or three cruisers and motor launches. I
+did the best I could to comfort him by telling him
+that, in case the <i>Flash</i> wasn&rsquo;t put down by a U-boat
+in the three or four hours which would elapse before
+we made Base, he need have no further worries
+on the sinking score for some time to come. Just
+the same,&rdquo; he concluded, with a shake of the head,<!-- Page 308 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</a></span>
+&ldquo;I was glad to see that chap safely over the side.
+No sailor likes to be shipmates with a &lsquo;Jonah,&rsquo;
+especially in times like these.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;By the time we had finished transferring the
+prisoners the <i>Splash</i> had joined us, and her captain,
+being my senior, took charge of the rest of the
+show. On my reporting that I had several severely
+wounded Huns aboard, he ordered me to return to
+Base with them.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I think that&rsquo;s about all there is to the yarn,&rdquo;
+said the captain, rising and starting to pull on his
+sea-togs preparatory to going up for another
+&ldquo;look-see&rdquo; before turning in. Then something
+flashed to his mind as an afterthought, and he relaxed
+for a moment, red of face and breathless, from
+a struggle with a refractory boot.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was one thing I shall always be glad
+about in connection with that little affair,&rdquo; he said
+thoughtfully, a really serious look in his eyes for
+almost the first time since I had seen him directing
+the dropping of the depth-charges early in the evening;
+&ldquo;and that is that I didn&rsquo;t know in advance
+that those two British merchant marine officers
+were imprisoned in the U.C. &lsquo;&mdash;&mdash;&rsquo; with the Huns
+when we came driving down to drop a &lsquo;can&rsquo; on her.
+My duty would have been quite clear, of course,
+and, as you doubtless know, some of our chaps have
+faced harder alternatives than that without flinching
+or deviating an iota from the one thing that it
+was up to them to do; but, just the same, I&rsquo;m not<!-- Page 309 --><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</a></span>
+half certain that the instinct, or whatever you
+want to call it, which seemed to jog my elbow at
+the psychological moment that charge had to be let
+go to do its best work&mdash;I&rsquo;m not at all sure that instinct
+would have served me so well had I known
+that success might have to be purchased by sending
+two of my own countrymen&mdash;yes, more than that,
+two sailors like myself&mdash;to eternity with the
+pirates who held them as hostages. Yes, it was a
+mercy that I didn&rsquo;t have that on my mind at the
+moment when I needed all the wits and nerve I had
+to get that &lsquo;can&rsquo; off in the right place.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Visibly embarrassed at having allowed his feelings
+to betray him&mdash;a British naval officer&mdash;into a
+display of something almost akin to emotion, the
+captain stamped noisily into the stuck sea-boot and
+disappeared, behind a slammed door, into the night.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 80%;" />
+
+<h5>TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE</h5>
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+these illustrations have been moved from their original positions to precede the
+paragraph in which the relevant text appears.</p>
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