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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of K. K. K. Sketches, Humorous and Didactic, by
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+Title: K. K. K. Sketches, Humorous and Didactic
+ Treating the More Important Events of the Ku-Klux-Klan
+ Movement in the South
+
+Author: James Melville Beard
+
+Release Date: August 2, 2010 [EBook #33324]
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+ K. K. K. SKETCHES,
+
+ Humorous and Didactic,
+
+ TREATING THE MORE IMPORTANT EVENTS OF
+ THE KU-KLUX-KLAN MOVEMENT
+ IN THE SOUTH.
+
+ WITH
+
+ A Discussion of the Causes which gave Rise
+ to it, and the Social and Political
+ Issues Emanating from it.
+
+
+ BY JAMES MELVILLE BEARD.
+
+
+ PHILADELPHIA:
+ CLAXTON, REMSEN & HAFFELFINGER,
+ 624, 626 & 628 MARKET STREET.
+ 1877.
+
+
+
+
+ Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the year 1876, by
+ CLAXTON, REMSEN & HAFFELFINGER,
+ in the Office of the Librarian of Congress at Washington.
+
+
+ J. FAGAN & SON,
+ STEREOTYPERS, PHILAD'A.
+
+
+ Selheimer & Moore, Printers,
+ 501 Chestnut Street.
+
+
+
+
+ INSCRIBED TO
+ Messrs. Geo. C. Reeler and H. R. and J. M. Park,
+ BOTH AS A MARK OF THE AUTHOR'S ESTEEM AND A TESTIMONIAL
+ OF GENEROUS AID RENDERED DURING
+ THE PROGRESS OF THE "SKETCHES."
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE.
+
+
+These sketches are placed before the public without other apology for
+their appearance than may be found in that demand for information on the
+subject treated which renders a work of the character a positive necessity
+of the times. The secret political movement here introduced to the reader
+has contributed more to the sensational character of American politics,
+and, at the same time, proven a more influential factor in those political
+questions with which we have dealt as a people, than any or all
+contemporaneous issues. And yet nothing has been written on the theme
+bearing a just proportion thereto,--absolutely nothing,--if we subtract
+the unknown quantity in the news problem of the day from this estimate,
+and for reasons as varied as obvious. We shall not weary the reader with a
+statement of the latter, nor a recitative of the conditions upon which
+they are or may have been based. It is enough that we know that no
+consecutive nor reliable history of the Order could have been written at
+an earlier period; and even at this date, so broken and fragmentary are
+those passages referring to its active career, compiled during months of
+arduous labor, that the author has been necessitated to group them in a
+series of historical sketches, or pen-pictures, and in treating the
+subject to adopt the style of the romancist, rather than that of the
+historian. He flatters himself, however, that while the reliability of his
+historical information is not impaired by this method, that the work will
+thereby be rendered more attractive to a large class of readers; and, on
+the other hand, as to facts connected with the _morale_ of the weird
+subject, he is not hampered by these considerations, but is enabled to
+present them in such a concise form, and as sententiously as regards
+style, as their share of the task's importance renders peremptory.
+
+From the moment that the resolution to compose these sketches in the
+interest of the reading public became fixed in the author's mind, he has
+been in constant communication with individuals who were not only
+influential leaders of the secret movement, but held high official rank
+under it; so that the authenticity of his statements affecting its
+_regime_ is placed so far beyond question that the reader is at liberty to
+take the latter as _ex cathedra_ utterances of this singularly reticent
+body. Should those passages which are occupied with the more exciting
+events of K. K. K. history be calculated to awaken _sensation_ in the
+public breast, it is a _contretemps_ from which the author begs to excuse
+himself in the light of the same admission, adding, moreover, that he has
+availed himself of those examples which have gone before him in this
+department of literature, and reserved his art-flourishes for less
+susceptible divisions of the theme.
+
+The intelligent reader will see no politics, nor evidence of political
+bias in the pages of this volume, if he will do the author the simple
+fairness of its thorough examination. If in addressing his audience from
+the _status in quo_, to which the Ku-Klux troubles were referred in their
+origin and bloody career, forcible truths are given their due emphasis, he
+begs to assure the public that his utterances are no less strongly
+inflected from a standpoint of contrasted locality and habits of political
+thought. A man professing no politics but those of his grandfather, and,
+despite settled opinions favoring such partisanship, is strongly tempted
+at times to question _their_ integrity, would hardly be supposed guilty of
+making an obnoxious necessity of some other man's property, in this most
+precarious of titled possessions; and lest any should fail to perceive the
+allegory which this sentence contains, the author begs to call attention
+to it, and to appropriate the _situation_ which it presents. The public
+mind is so excited regarding such topics at this moment, that it would
+fail to meet expectation, if it should decline to suspect every shadow of
+possessing substance, when projected from so suspicious a direction as the
+subject chosen; and feeling this, and perceiving the inutility of any
+other form of argument, the reader is invited, in conclusion, to adopt the
+usual method in such inquiries, and determine for himself the _vexata
+quaestio_.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ CHAPTER I.
+
+ INTRODUCTORY.
+
+ Terms of Southern Surrender in the War of the Rebellion--Candor
+ of Paroled Troops--"Lee's Ragamuffins"--Generals Grant's and
+ Sherman's Proposed Amnesty--The "Rump Congress" and
+ Disfranchisement--What the Latter meant--Issues which the War
+ Settled--How these were Revived by the Pending Congress--Anarchy
+ in the South--The Loyal League 13
+
+
+ CHAPTER II.
+
+ CAUSES OF THE K. K. K. MOVEMENT.
+
+ Situation Produced by the War--Discontented Partisans--The War
+ District in the South--Words of a Northern Tourist--The Curse of
+ Slavery--President Johnson--How the Work of Reconstruction was
+ Inaugurated--The Law-making Power vested in Dummy Legislatures--
+ Disfranchisement--Enfranchisement--The Color Issue which these
+ Measures brought--A Singular Peace Policy--The War of the
+ Conservatives in the South against Radicalism did not Revive
+ Issues concluded by the late Civil Struggle, as the latter
+ Boasted--Loyal Epithets--"Traitor," "Guerilla," "Southern
+ Bandit," etc.--The Shamelessness of the State Officials--The
+ Uneducated Negro a Law-giver--Organization of the Loyal League--
+ Some of its Peculiarities--The K. K. K. Movement as an Offset to
+ the League 18
+
+
+ CHAPTER III.
+
+ THE KLAN.
+
+ A Stirring Episode--Raising the Dead--Night-Hawk Abroad--Moving
+ toward the Rendezvous--Grand Cyclops of Den No. 5--Forming the
+ Magic Circle--K. K. K. Drill--On the March--The _Tout Ensemble_
+ of a Raiding Body--Weird Costuming--Banners Inscribed with the
+ K. K. K. Escutcheon--How the Scene Impressed Beholders 29
+
+
+ CHAPTER IV.
+
+ SUPERSTITIONS REGARDING K. K. K.
+
+ Impressions after a K. K. K. Raid--Will Morning never come?--
+ Conjectures Regarding the Subject in the Minds of those who
+ should have been Prepared to Render an Opinion--What
+ Superstitious People thought--The Mill Council--K. K. K.
+ Arraigned on various Charges, and Acquitted for Want of
+ Testimony--The Subject an Enigma--Man a Superstitious Animal 38
+
+
+ CHAPTER V.
+
+ K. K. K. DEALINGS WITH THE LOYAL LEAGUE.
+
+ A Train which brought Welcome Passenger--Caucusing in the Open
+ Air a Dangerous Proceeding--Correct Surmises--An Old Church,
+ Bequeathed from Generation to Generation, and Liable to many
+ Uses--Brothers and Sisters all--The L. L. in full Bloom--Storm
+ succeeded by a Calm--Weird Visitors--What they left behind them--
+ Sudden Panic--The Rally--Still in Doubt--The Chairman's
+ Stratagem--How it didn't Work--Despondent Leaguers taught to Act
+ for Themselves. 49
+
+
+ CHAPTER VI.
+
+ GHOST FEATURE OF THE MOVEMENT. ITS PHILOSOPHY.
+
+ Contrasted Views of the Organization inspired by its Dealings
+ with the Public--The Colored Man in the South--Kindly Feeling
+ for the Race cherished by Native Southerners--Households Presided
+ over by Colored Matrons--Superstitious Tendencies of Cuffey--His
+ Ideas about "Ghosts," and the Realm which they Inhabit--Spook
+ Kinsfolk--The ideal "Uncle Tom's Cabin"--Wherein it was a
+ Failure--The "Infantile Sex" and their Greed for Ghost-lore--
+ Painful Reminiscences--Use to which the Aged Patriarch, or Beldam,
+ as the Case might be, put their Prerogative--Talent for relating
+ Ghost Stories--The Young White Men of the South trained up in
+ this School 61
+
+
+ CHAPTER VII.
+
+ DETAILS OF ORGANIZATIONS.
+
+ A Band of Regulators whose Force at this time numbered a Half
+ Million well-organized and perfectly Drilled Men--Who composed
+ its Draft--Considerations which recommended it to the Better
+ Classes of Society--Its Haunts--Oath-bound Covenant, and
+ Penalties attached--Galloping forth to Predestined Conquest--It
+ proceeded under a rigid Constitutional System--Territorial
+ Subdivisions--Empire--Realm--Province--Den--Grand Wizard and his
+ Cabinet--Grand Giant--The Commander of a Den--Grand Cyclops--
+ Night-Hawks, etc.--How Members were Initiated--Proposed Initiates
+ might Retire if Displeased with the Conditions of Membership--How
+ far the Klan was "Rebel" in its Draft--Members of the State
+ Legislatures, Congressmen, and Governors of States, took its Vows
+ upon them--Its Political Suffrages--Compelling Ignorant Colored
+ Men to relinquish the Franchise--K. K. K. Placards--Empty Coffins
+ containing Ukase of Banishment Carted to the Doors of Obnoxious
+ White Citizens--Its Ideas of Social Decorum 71
+
+
+ CHAPTER VIII.
+
+ K. K. K. CUSTOMS.
+
+ The Klan never did its Work by Halves--How General Orders were
+ Transmitted--Form of General Order--Its Imbroglios with the
+ League--Avoided Conflict with United States Troops--League
+ Informers--K. K. K. Intimidation of Witnesses--_Memento Mori_--
+ Crusade of the Ermined Ranks--The Klan a Bitter Enemy of those
+ Unorganized Parties of Ruffians who made War on their kind in
+ the former's Name--Its Right to Borrow Sympathy on this Exchange
+ a Grave Question of Doubt--Vendettas Conducted against the
+ "Shams." 80
+
+
+ CHAPTER IX.
+
+ THE KLAN IN TENNESSEE.
+
+ Misgovernment in Tennessee--The Loyal League and the State
+ Administration--The K. K. K. an Outgrowth of the Conditions which
+ the former Inspired--Rapid Development of the Order on Tennessee
+ Soil--Its Purposes of Revenge--Legislation on the Subject--
+ Militia called out and Detectives Employed--The State pronounced
+ a Ku-Klux Barracks--A Simultaneous Uprising of the K. K. K.
+ throughout the State and Concerted Raids against the L. L.
+ Rendezvous in various Neighborhoods--Military Accomplishments of
+ the Grand Wizard--Subcommanders in Charge of the Expedition--
+ Capture of Secret Papers--Ku-Klux Hollow-square--Oath administered
+ to Captives 88
+
+
+ CHAPTER X.
+
+ THE LOYAL LEAGUE IN COUNCIL.
+
+ Speech of Hon. Bones Button before the State Council of the Loyal
+ League--What followed--Amusing Contretemps 97
+
+
+ CHAPTER XI.
+
+ EFFECTS PRODUCED. A PERIOD OF ALARM.
+
+ Excitement throughout the State--Scenes at the Capitol--Government
+ Officials Notified of the Extent of the Disaster--A Quorum of the
+ Legislative or Judicial Bodies not Attainable--No Departures from
+ the City--The K. K. K. Cabal Receiving that Attention from
+ Caucusing Legislators which its Importance Demanded--A Mob at the
+ State-House--At Sunset the Situation Unchanged--A Sortie from the
+ Capitol--Mobs along the Route--Seeking Refuge from the Excited
+ Populace--Out of Danger--The New Situation--An Ugly Specimen of
+ the Genus Ku-Klux--The Governor Recovers from the Attitude of a
+ Suppliant--An Amusing Episode 107
+
+
+ CHAPTER XII.
+
+ KU-KLUX HORRORS IN TENNESSEE.
+
+ The Klan Outlawed--A Rash Act of one of its Dens--Negro
+ Insurrectionists Placed in the Jail at Trenton--Subsequent
+ Massacre--Detectives in Pursuit--Members of the Order Indicted--
+ Efforts to Convict the Accused--Affair in Obion--Why these
+ Horrors are Classed as Twin Editions--Description of Madrid
+ Bend--K. K. K. Transactions in this Remote Quarter--Planters'
+ Jealousy--Message from Mr. J. to the Leaders of the Party--
+ Cool Treatment it Received--The K.'s Declare their Intention of
+ Punishing one of the Laborers on J.'s Farm--His Defiance--A
+ Fierce Skirmish--J.'s Flight--Massacre of Fleeing Blacks--Eight
+ Colored Men taken from the County Jail at Troy--Their Fate a
+ Mystery 116
+
+
+ CHAPTER XIII.
+
+ KU-KLUX LAW.
+
+ Any person, under color of law, etc., of any State, depriving
+ another of any rights, etc., secured by the Constitution of the
+ United States, made liable to the party injured, 7034--Penalty for
+ conspiring, by force, to put down the government of the United
+ States, etc., 7035--Conspirator's doing, etc., any act in
+ furtherance of the object of the conspiracy, and injuring another,
+ liable to damages therefor, 7035--What to be deemed a denial by
+ any State to any class of its people of their equal protection
+ under the laws, 7036 125
+
+
+ CHAPTER XIV.
+
+ THE K. K. K. IN LOUISIANA.
+
+ Adventists--How they Practised on the Parasitical Blacks--A Little
+ Power is a Dangerous Thing--The Political Situation in '67--The
+ State Press--The Order of K. K. K. in Louisiana--When the
+ Government Officials were first Notified of its Presence--The
+ Feeling in Grant Parish--Riot Growing out of a Personal
+ Difficulty--Blacks Entrenched in the Court-House at Colfax--
+ Parley--Negroes Refuse to Surrender--A Second Defiance--Building
+ Fired--Massacre and Termination of the Bloody Affair--Statistics
+ of Losses in the Fight--Who were Responsible--The White League or
+ Camelias--Occupied the K. K. K. Basis in Externals--New Orleans
+ Riots--Their Effect on the Returning Boards--Coushatta--K. K. K.
+ in Texas--Border History Uneventful 134
+
+
+ CHAPTER XV.
+
+ TALLY-HO!
+
+ The Situation in Georgia--Some Things which may be Explained--
+ Negro Criminals--Taking Refuge in the Ocmulgee Swamps--Ku-Klux
+ Ambushed--A Terrible Oath--Uncle Jack B.--"Nigger Dogs" in the
+ "Goober State"--Uncle Jack Interviewed by the Ku-Klux--What
+ came of it--Getting Ready for the Chase--A Pack of "Negro Dogs"
+ described--In the Swamps--The Opening Chorus--A Warm Trail--
+ Disappointment--The Lull is Past--A Last Effort--Another Crime
+ added to the Calendar--A fresh Start--At Bay--Tragical Scene 143
+
+
+ CHAPTER XVI.
+
+ THE "SHAMS."
+
+ The Klan in South Carolina--Officious Interference in Politics--
+ Atrocious Performances of Men in Masks--The "Shams," or
+ Counterfeit Editions of K. K. K.--How Organized--Their Vocabulary
+ of Crime--South Carolina Fanatics--How the "Sham" Movement
+ Affected the K. K. K.--A Resolution of _sine die_ Adjournment--
+ K. K. K. Horrors on the Increase--Rotten-Egg Battalions--Citizens
+ sometimes took the Execution of the Law into their Own Hands--A
+ Case in Point 154
+
+
+ CHAPTER XVII.
+
+ A MORAL POINTED.
+
+ Experiments in Metaphysics--An Anecdote Dealing with the
+ Characteristics of some People--Another--Peculiarities of the
+ Caucasian--Ditto of the African--An "Awakening" among the Children
+ of the New Abrahamic Covenant--"Brudder Jones's Preechin'"--What it
+ Wrought--The Pale-Faced Settlers in Distress--An "Artifice" of
+ Retrenchment--Eloquent Discourse--Nineteenthly, and what followed--
+ K. K. K. _redivivus_--"Tramp, Tramp, Tramp, the Boys are Marching,
+ etc."--A Break for Tall Timber 161
+
+
+ CHAPTER XVIII.
+
+ K. K. K. AS A FACTOR IN POLITICS.
+
+ Late Announcement of the Earl of Beaconsfield before an Assembly
+ of Englishmen--The Secret Societies of Europe--True Status with
+ Regard to Current Politics--Combining the Offices of Regulator and
+ _Vigilante_ with that of Politician--Its Generical Belongings--Few
+ Friends Unconnected with its Patronage--Negative Issue which it
+ Introduced into the Great Campaign--Occupying a Voice in Southern
+ Counsels--Unprincipled Plagiaries--Dangerous Sentimentalism
+ Awakened at the North 172
+
+
+ CHAPTER XIX.
+
+ THE LAST OF THE K.'S.
+
+ A Popular Fallacy--Karl Konstant Kain, Esq.--Awaiting Events--An
+ Intricate Subject for the Hospitals and Doctors--Getting Even
+ with the Latter--Yellow Jack on a Raid--K. K. K., Esq. in his
+ Prison Cell--Promoted to the Hospital--An Uncommon Defiance--K.
+ Konstant Kain struggles back to Shore--"Do not Weep"--A Critical
+ Moment--A New Cast and entire Change of Scenery--"Gruel" did it--
+ Waited upon by a Deputation of Citizens--"Young Man, Go West"--
+ The New Orleans Pest-House--Konfounded, Krooked Konundrum 180
+
+
+ CHAPTER XX.
+
+ CONCLUSION 189
+
+
+
+
+KU-KLUX SKETCHES.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+INTRODUCTORY.
+
+ Terms of Southern Surrender in the War of the Rebellion--Candor of
+ Paroled Troops--"Lee's Ragamuffins"--Generals Grant's and Sherman's
+ Proposed Amnesty--The "Rump Congress" and Disfranchisement--What the
+ Latter meant--Issues which the War Settled--How these were Revived by
+ the Pending Congress--Anarchy in the South--The Loyal League.
+
+
+The treaty concluded between the conquered and conquering States at the
+close of the late civil war, while arranging all external differences and
+disarming physical resistance, yet did not provide for certain
+contingencies arising from the ethics of the dispute, which were destined
+to exert a powerful influence over the destinies of the American people.
+Undoubtedly the Southern troops surrendered their standards, and accepted
+the conqueror's amnesty in good faith, and we can but believe that their
+allegiance to the restored Union--which had been promptly tendered--would
+have been crowned with this condition but for the disposition manifested
+by the civil power to review the pledges of its ambassadors in the field,
+and interpose supplementary conditions that could have no other beneficial
+effect than might be supposed to result, in a general way, from the
+humiliation of the conquered, and which would naturally tend to a revival
+of the _casus belli_. Having returned to their homes, and been soothed
+into accord with their new surroundings by those domestic Penates which
+had escaped the dispensation of fire and sword, through which they had
+mutually passed, "Lee's ragamuffins," as they had been styled by the
+Jenkinses of the period, set resolutely to work to restore their fallen
+fortunes, and, at the same time, so amend the shattered social fabric as
+that their personal and property rights might have that organized
+protection which cannot always be assured in times of civil disturbance.
+That they had forfeited any of those rights common to citizens of the
+republic under which they lived, by taking up arms in defence of a great
+national doctrine which, they were firmly persuaded, embodied its genius,
+if it did not represent its life, was a bombproof theory never seriously
+proposed until the glory of Appomattox had passed into history. To be
+denationalized, even in the sense which their severer critics ascribed as
+one of the conditions of their voluntary withdrawal from the national
+compact, carried with it discomforts of no mean significance; but to have
+the ill effects of their so-called treason visited upon them in the
+commonest concerns of social being, and to be denied a part in the
+administration of those State governments for whose (supposed) integrity
+they had imperilled their lives, was the harshest of all possible
+reconstruction issues, and one which candid thinkers will regard a very
+faint reflection of that peace policy which the measure purported to
+represent.
+
+Having determined to supersede the military policy enforced against the
+Southern States by the Union generals, with such felicitous results, the
+National Legislature, which, immediately upon the close of the war, had
+developed those diagnostics which caused fair-minded men of the period to
+look upon it as a distempered and revolutionary body (and achieved for it
+the title of the "Rump Congress"), resolved to replace it by another,
+altogether dissimilar in type, and contrasting strangely with it even in
+reference to the objects supposed to be had in view. The people of the
+South, contending for the doctrine of State sovereignty, and pledging
+their fortunes and their lives in defence of a supposed inalienable right,
+and the masses of the North as strenuously opposing this theory, and
+asserting that no emergency could arise whereby a member of the Union
+might reclaim its sovereignty from the national compact, presented an
+issue altogether susceptible of settlement. And, indeed, proceeding upon
+the obvious plan that where questions of great practical moment cannot be
+adjudicated otherwise, they must submit to the _a fortiori_ of determined
+majorities, the Southern people had already been driven to the amplest
+concessions regarding this measure; and whatever doubts they may have
+retained affecting the metaphysics of the discussion, were quite convinced
+that no other plan of adjustment would prove feasible.
+
+But this inference (and it could be presented in no more tangible shape at
+the time) was far from satisfying that singular body of peace
+commissioners who, in the capacity of a national legislature, had
+assembled at Washington, not only to reaffirm the Southern doctrine, but
+to reconsider all the mighty results of Grant's and Sherman's campaigns,
+by disallowing the claims of the States lately in rebellion, and forcing
+them into that mourning period of so-called reconstruction and social and
+political anarchy, lately terminated. And thus, during the few years
+succeeding this new legislative departure, was presented the singular
+spectacle of States belonging to the National Union, who, by certain
+inherent properties of their being, could not forfeit, nor submit to
+forfeiture of the bond which established their identity therewith, acting
+independently of the national government in all things, save those
+non-essentials represented by taxation, the performance of military duty,
+etc.; and, at a later period, through the mysterious processes of pardons,
+congressional amnesties, and reconstruction, becoming (re)-invested with
+the only sovereignty which it was claimed they had ever possessed, that
+derived from the national compact.
+
+It is needless to say that there was no logical plan supporting that
+system of political manoeuvres set in motion by the "Rump Congress,"
+whose earliest and latest results--the social and political emasculation
+of the white freeman, and the exaltation, in like respect, of the
+negro--provoked that state of anarchy in the South which alone could have
+rendered possible the great secret movement whose history we are to
+discuss in these pages.
+
+It may be doubted whether the mere disfranchisement of the citizens of
+these States--though that condition were supposed to include every right
+and privilege dear to freemen--would have prevailed with this people to
+embrace those extreme measures which, soon after this event, they were
+driven to adopt with such unanimity. Loyal League supremacy, and the
+elevation of the black man to those political rights from which the
+Southern white citizen had been so recently thrust down, were far more
+conclusive factors of this result; and as such, in all narratives
+pretending to authenticity in delivering the political events of this
+period, will be more closely blended with the historical fact.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+CAUSES OF THE K. K. K. MOVEMENT.
+
+ Situation Produced by the War--Discontented Partisans--The War
+ District in the South--Words of a Northern Tourist--Widespread
+ Destitution--The Curse of Slavery--How its sudden Abolition affected
+ Community Wealth in the Southern States--The Political Situation even
+ more Distressing--President Johnson--How the Work of Reconstruction
+ was Inaugurated--The Law-making Power vested in Dummy
+ Legislatures--Disfranchisement--Enfranchisement--The Color Issue
+ which these Measures brought--A Singular Peace Policy--The War of the
+ Conservatives in the South against Radicalism did not Revive Issues
+ concluded by the late Civil Struggle, as the latter Boasted--Loyal
+ Epithets--"Traitor," "Guerilla," "Southern Bandit," etc.--Radical
+ Rule in the South--The Shamelessness of the State Officials--The
+ Uneducated Negro a Law-giver--Organization of the Loyal
+ League--Carpet-Bag Administration thereof--Negro Draft--Some of its
+ Peculiarities--The K. K. K. Movement as an Offset to the League.
+
+
+When the clouds of passion and prejudice that brooded over the American
+States in the beginning of the latter half of the present century had
+dropped into the ocean of carnage, which during four years of severe
+revolutionary penance deluged all their borders, the return to those
+opposite tempers that beget in men a desire to renew the pledges of
+ancient covenants, and practise the _ultima thule_ of the Messianic idea,
+as delivered to us by the teachers of the Cross (forgiveness), was
+pronounced in degree; but while it exceeded the bare tendency looked for
+by men, as an outgrowth of the changed order of things, this moral
+rehabilitation of the body politic was effected by slow and painful
+stages.
+
+Legions of men might have been found on either side of the sectional
+dead-line who cherished animosities which no philosophy born of the
+emotions could preach down, and before which even those ministers of red
+havoc that had invaded their homes were content to lower their weapons and
+view in forbearance a virtue.
+
+It cannot be denied that while the widespread diffusion of the war burden
+and general travail had a tendency to equalize the feeling of the masses,
+and awaken a desire to return to the arts of peace, that in not uncommon
+instances inhumanities had been practised, and bloody reprisals sought,
+whose issues were wounds, for which the angel of peace brought no healing
+on his wings. Those more dignified passions which, in the outset of
+hostilities, had swayed the common breast in the rush to arms, where they
+had not become wholly extinct in a desire for reunion and renewed
+fraternity, as we have shown, had thus degenerated into the more human
+instincts of individual hate and revenge which, if sometimes less
+blameworthy, are far more implacable. Those who cherished the latter,
+however, were discounted in all their efforts to discourage peace
+proposals by the feeling of distrust which their former actions had
+inspired, and, very soon after the Grant and Sherman dictation of peace
+terms, were left to those weaker subterfuges that might not hope for
+organized support. Many of this discontented class were domiciled on
+Southern soil, and it may be surmised that the genius of desolation that
+walked forth to meet them on their homeward passage from Appomattox and
+Gainesville inspired them with yet warmer resentments against the authors
+of the ignominious defeat under which they suffered.
+
+The war district of the South, in the year of grace which brought about
+military amnesty, furnished one of those pictures of "crownless
+desolation" in the history of the world's wars for which the art that
+decorated St. Peter's with the images of purgatorial griefs could have
+possessed no adequate coloring, and in the attempt to portray which
+talents and scholarship less consummate than those of the divine Angelo
+must have issued in utter failure.
+
+Cities destroyed; towns and villages laid waste; churches, schools, and
+public buildings rotting under the hospital plague, or, more fortunate,
+sleeping in the ashes of licensed incendiarism; wealthy plantations
+stripped of their agricultural paraphernalia, and relegated to the domain
+whence they had been lately redeemed by the good offices of the pioneer;
+and in room of these--landscape horrors; vast cemeteries, whose enforced
+tribute reached unto all kindreds; flame-scarred wastes memorializing a
+past civilization, and extending from the Alleghany hills to the Georgian
+forests, and from the rivers to the sea; and brooding over all, sole relic
+of the conqueror's power, that grim sentinelcy that looked down from
+dismantled ruins, and bleak, wind-shaken towers, upon the burial-place of
+the domestic arts.
+
+A Northern tourist, who, soon after the close of hostilities, followed the
+trail of Sherman's army half across the State of Georgia, and explored the
+Shenandoah Valley from the mountains at its source to the mountains at its
+foot, thus comments upon the scenes which beguiled the earlier and later
+moments of his journey: "And this lovely heritage, interspersed by hills
+and valleys, lakes and rivers, which but as yesterday, under the
+transforming hand of wealth and art combined, blossomed as the rose, and
+was lighted by the torch of America's best civilization, now, and under
+these severe conditions--alas! that we should be driven to concede it--has
+sunk back into aboriginal unsightliness, and many portions thereof become
+the fitting abode of those monsters who, warned by an instinct of their
+nature, shun the haunts of human progress."
+
+But not only did this ghost of desolation hold its solemn rounds where
+wealth and its monumental insignia had erst been set up--more practical
+subjects were included in the fearful summing up of Federal conquest. The
+grain crop of four years had been consumed by the requirements of both
+armies, or ruthlessly committed to the flames through the weak policy of
+military commanders; export products were sacrificed to confiscation
+needs; the agricultural districts were bereft of all labor aids, and stood
+tenantless and barren; nothing of practical value--not even the currency
+of the country, which had been demonetized months before the events of
+which we particularly write--greeted the impoverished inhabitant, who,
+standing in this presence, could scarce look back upon four years of
+bootless strife with regret unmingled with repining.
+
+Slavery, which was undoubtedly a great evil, and is at this period
+conceded to have been such by its most clamorous apologists of _ante
+bellum_ times, was nevertheless the great prop of community wealth in
+those States where it had been recognized by the government; and when
+(keeping in view the wide-spread destitution to which we have called
+attention) this pet institution was wrecked on the breakers of war,
+property affairs in all their borders reached an ebb beyond which, it
+would have seemed, they could not have been impelled by even a retribution
+born of that highest example of social evil--State treason. The male
+inhabitants of the South thus found themselves, at the close of the war,
+not only stripped of fortune, and all that pertained to a farmer's
+inheritance, in the strictly agricultural communities to which they
+belonged, but without business capacity or business employ, had the former
+been supplied, and under the explicit disfavor of the government
+administration, in all its branches, with all that that implied.
+
+But while the physical straits to which the inhabitants of these States
+were driven almost exceeded belief, and challenged the sympathies of
+Christendom, they were met at this time with a yet more incorrigible evil,
+as we have already prevised, and one from which all attempts at escape
+seemed likely to plunge them into deeper miseries. Despite the generous
+policy inaugurated by the commanders of the Federal forces at the close of
+the civil conflict, and the good intentions of President Johnson, who had
+lately succeeded to the chief magistracy, the Congress of the United
+States at this time resolved upon a system of oppressions towards this
+people whose parallel is not to be found in modern history. This work was
+inaugurated by the passage of laws whose effect was a virtual
+dismemberment of the Union; all the efforts of these States to participate
+in the administration of the affairs of the general government being in
+pursuance thereof promptly discountenanced.
+
+The movement which followed was in keeping therewith, and involved the
+withdrawal from the State governments of all their prerogatives as such.
+The civil power was vested in military satraps, who were commissioned to
+govern these provinces (for such they had become); or where the work of
+reconstructing or radicalizing the populace was more advanced, and it was
+necessary to preserve the form of the civil machine, State elections were
+improvised and conducted under the shadow of overawing bayonets. The
+administration of justice was as summarily withdrawn from the legal
+functionaries, and given over to the Federal judicatories; or, what was
+far worse, placed in the hands of that most ignorant and despotic of all
+judiciary systems--military courts-martial. The law-making power, in its
+turn, was farmed out to dummy legislatures, which in their constitution,
+if not in the modus of their creation, were _fac-similes_ of the great
+"rump" model which had made laws before them, and which, with its
+two-thirds majority and grand faculty for caucusing, was quite equal to
+all the devices of vetoing chief magistrates. The provision disfranchising
+the white men of the South had been contemporaneously declared, and was a
+part of that remarkable series which had empanoplied the negro race with
+all the political belongings of freedom.
+
+The policy adopted by the Southern people in concerting resistance to the
+attacks of these modern Sejanus was the only one which could have
+succeeded, and, whatever else may be said regarding its morality, was just
+to themselves and disinterested mankind. They did not as a class, nor as
+individuals, conceive for a moment that their allegiance to the
+constitution and laws of their country was involved in the issues of the
+political war which they waged against Radicalism, though constantly
+reminded to that intent by their enemies, whose vocabulary of loyal
+epithets included such choice terms as "rebel," "traitor," "guerilla,"
+"Southern bandit," etc., and their integrity as citizens of the United
+States government they never ceased to insist upon, though their leaders
+foretold (and it has since been verified) that they would never succeed in
+_establishing_ it until the movement, which they had inaugurated under so
+many difficulties, had accomplished the _disestablishment_ of Radicalism
+at the national capitol.
+
+The details of the political strife of those years are unimportant to our
+narrative; but the intelligent reader will perceive nothing occult in our
+purpose if we call attention to the long imprisonments to which many of
+the leaders of the Southern movement were subjected, the causeless
+sequestration of public and private properties, the numberless criminal
+prosecutions inaugurated in obedience to the whims of the "trooly loil,"
+the immense peculations chargeable to the State governments under Radical
+rule, and, lastly, the open robberies perpetrated under the name and with
+the sanction of the national legislature.
+
+The governments in the South--State, district, and municipal--were negro
+governments, and if, in a few exceptions, this characterization was but
+partial, it was where the negro alternated with that pestiferous
+nomad--the carpet-bagger--in administering government for his late master.
+
+Favored by this condition of public affairs, that remarkable secret
+order--the Loyal League--found its way into the Southern country, and was
+recommended to the negro by its politics, its dark lantern, its
+facilities for the transaction of evil deeds, its avenues of escape
+afforded to the criminal, and, finally, its picturesque ceremonial, in
+which latter we can see no cause to dispute his taste or judgment. Some
+description of this singular body, which was, we believe, in a measure
+unknown to the great mass of the people of the Northern States, will not
+be deemed digressive at this point.
+
+The order was subdivided into neighborhood organizations, and the heads of
+these were white men, while their vertebral force was recruited from the
+voting population above described; the _chef_ being as completely _en
+rapport_ with his African brother as if he had been in truth his congener,
+and not simply dependent on him for patronage. Their _locus in quo_ was
+nowhere and everywhere,--each city and town numbering its lodges and
+sub-lodges, and the diffusion thereof, throughout the agricultural
+districts, being in the somewhat extravagant ratio of one to the square
+mile. Their object was plunder. Their raids, directed against the white
+trash, contemplated everything that might be classed under the term
+_commissaries_, and ranged from the pig-pen to the poultry-yard, and from
+an ear of corn to a well-grown tuber. The "wee sma' hours ayont the twal"
+was the festive time of night selected by the "loil" Moses and his dusky
+Israel for their exodus from forest or cavern, and, as they marched, the
+flesh-pots of the enemy disgorged their treasure, and animated nature held
+its breath. The goods and chattels of the unreconstructed were, by act of
+Congress, their lawful prey, and if their foraging expeditions were
+conducted by moonlight, it was from constitutional considerations, and not
+through any well-grounded fear of resistance on the part of the
+intimidated whites.
+
+The conclaves of the society were held nightly, and during the election
+campaigns, which progressed with tolerable regularity during eight months
+of the year, their _en masse_ assemblages, or political rallies, occupied
+each alternate day of the week (the off day being devoted to itinerant
+duty among neighboring lodges). A weak solution of the Christian religion
+involved in the superstitions which they everywhere practised, aided them
+in their delusions concerning politics; and it is not exaggeration to
+state that the remaining four months of the year, under the above
+estimate, were devoted to their so-called revival meetings, which never
+failed to prove an insufferable burden to the pork- and vegetable-raising
+communities on which they were billeted. Their religion was, in truth, a
+part of their politics, and, on occasion, their ministry their most
+serviceable performers on the hustings.
+
+These twin ideas of religion and politics having been introduced into the
+League, dominated the order so completely that its secular business was
+often arrested by a call to prayers, and more frequently than otherwise
+its order of business terminated by a twilight homily on the total
+cussedness and final unreliability of all who anchored their faith to the
+Conservative idea in politics.
+
+This new element, however, was far from benefiting the League; its morals
+grew infinitely worse; its larcenies became more frequent, and were
+prosecuted on a larger scale; it became more arrogant in its assumption of
+exclusive political right on unreconstructed territory; and, finally,
+assayed, through the medium of politics, to accomplish a social reform
+that would elevate the ignorant and semi-savage race which it represented
+to family equality with a class of beings who recognized no title to such
+a claim, but that of honorable ancestry and a spotless name. Beyond the
+attempt, however, which was warmly seconded by the national Congress, it
+is needless to say that nothing was ever done; and this extreme of rash
+legislation, undertaken, it would seem at this date, with no other object
+in view than the humiliation of a proud and constitutionally sensitive
+enemy, proved in the end the downfall of the League. From this moment, it
+was met by a counter movement, which, while possessing an organization in
+many respects superior to its own, covered its movements with the same
+veil of secrecy; caucused with the same regularity; foraged on its enemies
+with equal pertinacity and greed; and, finally, proceeded on its mission
+with the same fell purpose of triumphing by fair means or foul.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+THE KLAN.
+
+ A Stirring Episode--Raising the Dead--Night-Hawk Abroad--Moving
+ toward the Rendezvous--Grand Cyclops of Den No. 5--Forming the Magic
+ Circle--Raiding Command--K. K. K. Drill--On the March--The _Tout
+ Ensemble_ of a Raiding Body--Weird Costuming--Arms and
+ Accoutrements--Banners Inscribed with the K. K. K. Escutcheon--How
+ the Scene Impressed Beholders.
+
+
+In the month of November, A. D. 1866, in that portion of Western Tennessee
+known to dwellers as the Kentucky purchase, was enacted a scene which
+possessed romantic features entitling it to rank with the most exquisite
+fancies of Lamartine or Moore, and which, conscious of our inability to
+improve on its smallest detail, is presented to the reader without any
+fictitious adornment whatever.
+
+In one of the apartments of the elegant mansion of Paul Thorburn, Esq.,
+was assembled a company of pale watchers, who seemed thoroughly enlisted
+in behalf of their sick charge--an adult son of this gentleman, who for
+weeks had been prostrated by a virulent fever. It was plainly to be seen
+from the countenances of the good Samaritans who had been lingering near
+the couch--but now conversed apart, or telegraphed signals to those who
+waited without--that all hope of the invalid's recovery had vanished.
+Since the physician had passed from the apartment, whispering an attendant
+that he would return no more, the furniture of the room had been
+readjusted as if in obedience to the crisis in the affairs of its owners;
+that portion of the attendants who lingered had left their seats, and
+stood with folded arms and reclined heads, and the entire surroundings
+wore that abstracted and melancholy air which the reader cannot fail to
+have associated in fancy with such scenes.
+
+The mother of the young man, pale and distraught from long weeping, had
+imprinted a kiss of heartbreaking farewell on the brow of her son, and
+removed her station to a neighboring window, whence she looked out upon
+the autumn landscape, and anon, as if seeking aid from afar, up at the
+pale empress of night, which, as it neared the meridian, projected great
+bars of golden light into the apartment. Her attitude had not changed for
+many minutes, as if the burden of grief that pressed inwardly upon her had
+taken away the power of motion, and now reclined against the casement--in
+form and feature immobile as sculptured Psyche, the tableau engrossed the
+attention of all who lingered in the vicinity. It may have been, too, that
+by means of that subtle, unperceivable line of communications, established
+between the emotions of beings and coming events which are to effect
+their destinies, a signal had been telegraphed to the waiting company;
+for from the moment that they had been attracted towards this scene, their
+gaze had not once been removed from the form of the pale watcher, who
+suddenly, and as if wrought upon by the conditions of some outward wonder,
+developed a strong twitching of the facial muscles, and a dilatation of
+the pupils of the eye, which took in the landscape in the direction of the
+public road; then a nervousness of manner, betokening strong inward
+excitement; then an expansion of frame, whose lineaments, clear cut
+against the bas-relief of starlight, took on Titanic proportions; and
+instantly, as if in keeping with this strange pantomime, a hush, deep,
+all-pervading, filled the apartment, broken at length by an audible sigh
+from the couch of the invalid, followed by the frightened whisper,
+"Mother!" The reply, exploded in clear, ringing tones, was addressed to
+nobody, transfixed everybody, and started waves of sound that chased each
+other through every nook and angle of the large building--"Ku Klux!"
+
+Six hours before the occurrence narrated here, a solitary horseman,
+mounted on a strong charger, might have been seen galloping along the
+highways, and thridding the bridle-paths of the voting precinct, since
+famous as Crow Hide township. Except a brace of pistols attached to the
+pommel of his saddle, and a something in his deportment which said as
+plainly as words, "stand out of the way," there was nothing in the
+appearance of the cavalier to excite special wonder; yet he succeeded so
+well in drawing upon himself the attention of mortality thereabouts that
+there was scarce an inhabitant in all Crow Hide who had not obtained a
+glimpse of himself, or his foam-flecked steed, as they flashed by,
+convoyed by clouds of dust, and imprecated by all the choristers of the
+farm-yard. The windows of habitations along the route were thrown open ere
+the apparition was fairly in sight; children at play were attracted by the
+strange cynosure, and hurried to obtain counsel of parents regarding it;
+horsemen, who were met under whip and spur, drew rein suddenly, and gazed
+anxiously after their strange counterpart, and anon, as if slow in making
+up their minds at the object which hid him from view; and in fact it was
+as clearly apparent, to even such of the hogs and chickens as were not
+frightened out of their wits, that a seven days' wonder was being enacted
+in Crow Hide, as it was to more sentient creatures that the intangible
+something in the wind was not lawful subject for gossip. But if the
+majority were involved in doubt, and resolved to forget the incident as
+the most comfortable way of disposing of it, some there were who had
+cracked the conundrum, as was evident from their knowing deportment, their
+desire to avoid conversation on this topic, and finally, a disposition,
+plainly manifested, to convert the remainder of the afternoon into a
+holiday season.
+
+As the twilight hour approached, stables were visited, trappings placed in
+readiness, and all those indispensables of a scout's toilet which might
+be performed in secrecy, executed. These preparations required brief time,
+and within an hour after night had fallen, steeds were being caparisoned,
+riders were mounting in hot haste and moving off by clandestine routes,
+the roads were filling with cavalcades of armed men, who seemed bent on
+some undertaking of "pith and moment;" and all these movements proceeding
+with such secrecy that even the watch-dogs of the vicinity, though vaguely
+notified of the affair, hesitated to interfere. Though moving by different
+routes, the various squadrons seemed tending to a common rendezvous
+(located at a point on the outskirts of the settlement), a fact which was
+made further apparent by the constant recruits which were being added to
+each, at points where the highway was intersected by country-roads and
+by-paths.
+
+Approaching a dense forest, a sound resembling the hooting of an owl was
+heard, and, turning their horses' heads in the direction whence it
+proceeded, the various companies, as yet unorganized, galloped forward.
+The Grand Cyclops of Den No. 5, Realm No. 3, accompanied by two of his
+faithful Night-Hawks (scouts of the body), had been on the ground in
+advance of his most punctual followers, and when the magic circle had been
+formed, and the password circulated, that officer presented himself in
+their midst, and by the use of a monosyllable, whose signification was
+understood by all, indicated that the council-fires would not be lighted.
+Nothing was added, and no word spoken in reply; but so thoroughly had his
+full meaning been anticipated, that, within thirty minutes from the time
+this vague proclamation was issued, the weird brotherhood had dispersed,
+and, in full raiding costume and bearing aloft the banners of the order,
+were awaiting the commands of their trusted leader at a point two miles
+distant. The command moved in obedience to signs, and on this occasion,
+notified by a signal which must have been unintelligible to persons not
+versed in their strange drill, they wheeled rapidly into line, and
+instantly broke off from the right of the column in double files, the
+leaders pushing their horses to a gallop. No word was spoken as the
+command moved, and so completely had that ghostly spell that attended all
+the movements of the night-riders fallen upon the weird column, that even
+the horses trod warily, and beasts of the forest, startled by a glimpse of
+the dim procession, in vain consulted their organs of hearing for
+confirmatory sounds.
+
+This body of raiders was that viewed from the sick chamber in the Thorburn
+mansion, described in the opening of this chapter; and we shall seek at
+this juncture to present to the reader a pen-picture of the formidable
+apparition as it passed along the highway, in full view, and within fifty
+paces of the groups of excited observers who looked out from its windows.
+
+Perhaps the feature of the pageant that would have been soonest apparent
+to the beholder was that representing its means of locomotion. The horses
+of the raid were powerful specimens of their race, and furnished with all
+those _cap-a-pie_ appointments of K. K. K. regalia that were prominent in
+other departments of the expedition. Their bodies were completely
+enveloped in curtains of black cloth, worn under the saddle, and fastened
+at the neck to a corselet of the same material, the skirts of the former
+extending below their knees. Over their heads were masks, much of the same
+description as those worn by their riders, the material being of a dark
+color, and openings of suitable width having been contrived for the eyes
+and nostrils. Each steed was decorated also with a white plume, carried
+vertically above the head; and on the right and left of the housings of
+black cloth which enveloped their bodies, appeared the mystical letters K.
+K. K. Their trappings otherwise were army saddles of uniform pattern, and
+bridles supplied with the regulation bit, used in both armies at the close
+of the war.
+
+The riders who bestrode these steeds were even more fantastically arrayed,
+and in the uniforms which they wore the same sacrifice of taste to
+picturesqueness was to be observed. The most prominent feature of their
+ghostly toilet was a long black robe, extending from the head to the feet,
+and decorated with innumerable tin buttons, an inch and a half in
+diameter, which, under the influence of the starlight, shone like
+miniature moons. These robes were slit in front and rear, in order that
+they might not impede the movements of the rider, and were secured about
+the waist with scarfs of red silk. Over their faces they wore masks of
+some heavy material; the apertures for the eyes, nose, and mouth (which
+were ample for these purposes) being lined with red cloth. The head-dress
+was even more unique, and consisted of tall black caps, helmet-shaped, and
+provided with havelocks, resembling those used by the military in the late
+war. These were also decorated with the regulation button, and, when worn
+by officers of commissioned rank, supplemented by gorgeous plumes, white,
+red, or blue, according to rank. Each individual wore about his waist, in
+addition to the scarf to which we have called attention, a belt supporting
+two large army pistols, in scabbards; and on the flaps of the latter,
+embroidered in white characters, appeared the devices of the order--skull
+and cross-bones, and mystical K. K. K. The banners which were three in
+number, and carried at intervals in the procession, were of black silk,
+supporting in the centre two lions rampant on either side of the
+regulation skull and cross-bones, and on the right, left, and middle, at
+top, the mystic "K."
+
+Absolute stillness reigned over the weird column, no man being permitted
+to speak, even in a whisper, while the large bridle-bits, Texas spurs, and
+other appendages of a cavalry outfit likely to create alarm in passing
+through quiet neighborhoods were carefully muffled. These details
+completed the unsightly pageant; and of the party who viewed it, as it
+moved, at funereal pace, through the moonlit precincts of the Thorburn
+estate, on the evening referred to, no individual ever forgot the scene,
+or was ever known to whisper an irreverent word concerning the objects,
+plans, or creed of the festive K. K. K.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+SUPERSTITIONS REGARDING K. K. K.
+
+ Impressions after a K. K. K. Raid--Will Morning never
+ come?--Conjectures Regarding the Subject in the Minds of those who
+ should have been Prepared to Render an Opinion--What Superstitious
+ People thought--The Mill Council--Boys and Colored Men--K. K. K.
+ Arraigned on various Charges, and Acquitted for Want of
+ Testimony--The Subject an Enigma--Man a Superstitious
+ Animal--Education the Best and a Poor Antidote.
+
+
+On the immemorial night referred to Crow Hide slept uneasily, for besides
+an indefinable something in the air, that brooded over men's spirits like
+a spell from the other world, there were strange sounds from without
+creeping into hallways and banging at the doors of apartments; dogs were
+disconsolate, and whined incessantly; barn-yard echoes stole in on every
+breeze; and the moon-beams, falling into windows, and past the forms of
+sleepers, by their jerky, undecided motion, said, as plainly as words, "We
+are dissatisfied with ourselves." Children tossed their arms about wildly
+as they slept, and when wakened, requested that their couches might be
+removed from the neighborhood of windows. A weird somnambulism took
+possession of the forms of men and women, leading them to doors and
+windows, and sometimes rents in the wall, where they awoke to find
+themselves in listening attitudes, and to listen. Horses neighed, cattle
+lowed, and chains which might have been attached to watch-dogs, but were
+not, made the circuit of buildings, or were tossed against the boundaries
+of closes.
+
+Would morning never come? Girls and timid boys revolved this query in
+their minds, building a faint hope thereon; but when they held their
+breaths and listened, they found, as their fears had informed them, that
+the clock pendulums, hammering away at the seconds, made no gap in time.
+Others, who felt no certain fear, but a boding uneasiness, thought to
+count the moments on their fingers while the gloom lasted; but so
+frequently were they interrupted by strange sounds from without, that they
+found themselves ever recurring to the point where they began. Even the
+chickens on their roosts were witch-ridden, and crowed lustily for day,
+when the half-grown moon had not yet passed meridian.
+
+But "the longest lane has its turn," at one or both ends, and when the
+shadows slept, and the gray messengers of morn tripped along the eastern
+hills, the enchanter's wand was lifted from its hills and valleys, and
+Crow Hide, unclosing its eyes, gave thanks. Now a breath of peacefulness
+had come upon its affairs, and so radiant seemed the morning skies, and so
+innocent of evil the sweet landscapes lying bathed in dew-sparkles, that
+there were few who looked abroad without being inspired with doubts of
+the existence of the latter, even as an abstraction. Even those who had
+been controlled by the most abject emotions while the terrors of the night
+lasted, when morning came, stood up boldly for a common sense solution of
+the mystery. Those who had all their lives been troubled with
+superstitious fears, and were in danger of becoming imbued with the error
+in its grosser forms, by the aid of such experiences as that through which
+they had recently passed, admitted the possibility of this. If, therefore,
+it did not come as a positive revelation, it was a relief to all to be
+informed, as they were at an early hour, that the initials of the monster
+haunt who during the night had managed to reflect as many individualities
+as there were farm-houses in the district were K. K. K. But though this
+was accepted as a fact by all, seeing that no other theory was advanced,
+yet the question remained, did it furnish a satisfactory solution of the
+mystery, or, indeed, any solution whatever? According to the neighborhood
+version, the Ku-Klux themselves were about as intangible examples of
+ghostliness as were ever wrapped in loose-fitting bombazine; and if so,
+wherein was gossip made the wiser? The very difficulty which the most
+scholarly person would experience in seeking out the words indexed by the
+famous K(u) K(lu) K(lan), was enough to evince to the world that there was
+something radically wrong with its genealogy.
+
+On the morning in question, the chore emissaries (boys and negroes) of the
+farms for miles around had assembled at the neighborhood mill, awaiting
+their turns of grinding, and when rumor brought the subject into the mill
+council, the conflict of opinion, involving original arguments advanced
+and the weight of authorities adduced, became truly Brobdignagian. The
+night raiders had been seen by some of the party, and of this number all
+had crossed the boundaries of persuasion, and were absolutely convinced
+regarding some physical (if the term may be used) peculiarity of the
+ghostly phalanx.
+
+An urchin of twelve summers, who confessed to _sub rosa_ practices while
+the paternal premises were being raided, but nevertheless claimed to get
+one eye squarely on them as they rounded a hill, one and three-quarters of
+a mile distant, was convinced that the heads of the rear files (front not
+visible) extended above the tops of the trees. This statement was
+delivered with much earnestness of manner, and at its conclusion all the
+saints and martyrs in the calendar were invited to give it their
+indorsement.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Peter Burleson, aged fifteen, who saw the party ride out of the village
+cemetery (a whim of the raiders, inducing the belief that they had
+undergone a partial hibernation amid these surroundings), was able to
+state something as to its numbers in keeping with the above. According to
+this witness, the weird force was composed of two battalions and a
+squadron, or about two thousand men and horses, exclusive of a section of
+artillery, and an indefinite number of pack-mules. The horses composing
+the procession were deep black in color, emitted columns of smoke and
+flame from their nostrils (_vide_ pictorial papers), and varied in height
+from a lamppost to a telegraph pole. Of the raiders themselves he would
+say nothing (under the impression, doubtless, that the theme had been
+exhausted); but as to the "rig" they wore, he was morally certain that an
+inverted churn constituted the head-dress, a wagon sheet of mammoth
+pattern the shoulder-garb, and army canteens (probably bisected and thus
+made to do double duty) the button ornaments.
+
+Observing something at this point in the countenances of his auditors
+which he did not quite like, he availed himself of their knowledge of
+dictionary superlatives in an exhortation of some length, and concluded by
+submitting as his wish that he be "hung, drawn, and quartered," and such
+further disposition made of his remains as the skeptics of the crowd might
+propose.
+
+It is really a subject of regret with the writer to be compelled to state
+that, notwithstanding the remarkable strength of emphasis employed by this
+young man, the beautiful consistency of his narrative (its parts we mean),
+and his apparent desire to anticipate and provide against attacks of this
+character, that his evidence was discredited in some leading points, if
+not altogether overthrown, by the testimony of the witness who followed.
+This was Jerry Stubbs, a mill-boy oracle, and a youth whose antecedents
+were otherwise good. His first onset was directed against the figures of
+his predecessor, which were given a very crooked appearance indeed, when
+placed against the fact that the entire raid--artillery, baggage-wagons,
+horse, foot, and buttons--had been self-immured in the paternal horse-lot
+(80 x 100 feet) of the said Stubbs, for the space of from one to twenty
+minutes, or considerably more, or a great deal less--could not be exact as
+to time. He had likewise made a critical examination into the equestrian
+belongings of the raid, and the horses were not black, but white; and
+finally, he felt morally assured, despite the confident utterances of
+those who had preceded him, that the raiders were not mounted, but rode in
+covered ambulances.
+
+When the witness had concluded, there was a general clamor of dissent; a
+dozen voices were heard attempting to speak at once; and when, by courtesy
+of the hearers, each had been allotted a chance at the salient features of
+his narrative, perhaps no one was better convinced than J. S. himself that
+he had seen none of the occurrences which he had attempted to relate.
+
+Oliver (colored), the miller, was, perhaps, a more reliable witness than
+any of those who had preceded him, not simply because he had greater
+experience of men and things, but his opportunities of informing himself
+on the occasion referred to had been likewise superior. He had not only
+seen the raiders, but had actually been interviewed by them. He slept in
+the mill, and during the night had been aroused from his sleep could not
+tell how, nor exactly when, but did not doubt that the agency was
+supernatural. Proceeding to the door, he saw what he supposed to be
+"sperrits," mounted on what he thought resembled horses, though he
+afterwards satisfied himself of the fallacy of the latter conclusion. He
+could not take observations with any degree of system, however, as he was
+kept busy carrying water from the tank to the "thirsty sperrits," who had
+made this call, it thus seems, with a selfish end in view. One of the
+party, after having replenished his boilers to the tune of a bucketful,
+loosened his belt and called for more, remarking aside to him, and
+apparently in extenuation of the act, that it was the first he had quaffed
+since being condemned to death by fate and the enemy's bullets at Shiloh.
+
+He confessed to having become somewhat alarmed at this; but when, a moment
+later, another individual of the party, mistaking him for the mill owner,
+offered sympathies in view of the fact, as he alleged, that the party had
+drank the creek in two, at a point a few miles nearer its source, his
+courage failed him, and here his narrative suddenly breaks off.
+
+This witness was sharply cross-questioned by the attorneys, who had by
+this time volunteered on both sides of the controversy, but could not be
+prevailed on to amend or otherwise detract from the material allegations
+set forth in his examination. Neither would he add anything thereto--a
+healthy sign which the defence did not fail to appropriate and magnify.
+One other witness remained to be examined, and while his testimony
+possessed that trait which shone so conspicuously in the allegations of
+all those who had preceded him, viz., a tendency to found his own airy
+fabric on the spot he had rendered untenable for that of his predecessor,
+it was in the main reliable; and if, as was urged against it, its facts
+were produced at a late hour, it was altogether attributable to the
+witness's modesty, and the fact--which was now elicited for the first
+time--that, notwithstanding he had been standing on his head
+(metaphorically) for the opportunity, and his well-known dexterity in
+wielding syntactical figures of speech, he had been unable to explode his
+items fast enough to anticipate those who had occupied the time.
+
+This boy, Dick Shuttail (white), age not known to self or parents, had
+obtained a view of the Kluxes from the airy depths of the family rag-box,
+situated in the rear garret, and he was, therefore, able to speak with
+emphasis on certain points which had been barely touched upon by
+less-favored observers. He testified that the raiders were mounted on
+elephants or camels; could not distinguish certainly, but his bias led him
+to say the former, and that these beasts were branded on the side with
+three corn-droppers (K. K. K.), or, more probably (as suggested by a
+hearer), one corn-dropper three times. The raiders were veritable spooks,
+as, in the place where eyes, mouth, and nose should have been roundly
+visible, the crows had supped, and instead of hair, they were driven to a
+subterfuge which closely resembled an inferior article of mosquito bar,
+worn, however, _a la pompadour_. Their saddle-bags, loaded, most probably,
+with munitions of war, were borne in front of them, and their uniforms
+were ornamented not with buttons, but spangles of bright hue and
+extraordinary size.
+
+He was going on to relate that the horses they rode were neither black nor
+white, but br----, when he was interrupted by hisses from his audience,--a
+circumstance which either aided memory, or sharpened his introspective
+organs, for almost immediately afterwards he hung his head, and, covering
+by this movement a very sour expression of countenance, retired from view.
+
+To say, notwithstanding, the beautiful start he made, and the high
+dramatic turn he was giving the events of his narrative up to the fatal
+moment of collapse, that this witness's testimony went absolutely for
+nothing, and that his explanation, tendered at some length and supported
+by all those texts of mill-boy verity which had been successfully adduced
+by his rivals respectively, was rejected by an indignant auditory, is to
+anticipate the reader.
+
+When, at length, the mill-wheel had performed its last revolution, and the
+mill boys, astride their sacks of flour, dispersed to their homes, it was
+with the solemn conviction that some great mystery had dawned upon their
+young lives, to whose after developments they must look for that rational
+sequel which had thus far been denied them. Hundreds there were in this
+and other localities of the South who, while they rejected the idea of a
+Ku-Klux phantom, were equally slow in accepting the current theories which
+dissociated them and their plans from all preternatural agencies.
+
+In every man's breast there is more or less of that mysterious element
+which, under proper conditions of time and place, sees ghosts in shadows,
+and hears them in the faintest echo. These attributes (if the term be
+admissible) implanted in the breast of the child at its birth, though
+weeded with ever so careful a hand during the years of training, still
+retain some tendril hold, which no process of metaphysics can uproot, and
+which in the future years send out fruit-bearing branches that make and
+unmake human destiny. Of the majority of human kind, it may be said that
+their lives and possible achievements are covered under a great incubus of
+superstitious thought and feeling. And if, at some late period of
+existence they take the tide at a favorable turn and struggle up into the
+pure surroundings of an honest life, the effort frequently comes too late,
+for they see in this change only some postponed dispensation of _luck_ in
+their favor, and so are worse bondmen than before.
+
+Some men there are who will even confess to you that they are governed by
+these strange impulses in what they term the "trifling details of life,"
+but as men who admit "trifling details" into their lives rarely attain to
+a higher life than is constituted by the sum of these, their admission
+covers a greater scope than they probably intended. Others, equally
+candid, adopt a different mode of imparting the same confidence, and
+naively tell you that in "the more _important_ concerns of life" they are
+indebted for guidance to an unseen agency. But as these men wholly mistake
+the meaning of the adjective they use, adjusting it to such retail
+considerations as flow from their daily business or dwell at the bottom of
+their post-prandial cup, we must take their confession to include both
+froth and sediment, the top and bottom of so many human lives.
+
+After having devoted much thought to this subject, and made many empirical
+journeys along the route which leads to men's confidences, without being
+suspected of any such deep-laid treason as that which we here confess in
+the light of a laudable undertaking, it is our candid opinion that if the
+unsuperstitious of earth were doomed to fall by the knife of some avenging
+Elijah, the bodies of the slain would no more constitute a Waterloo than
+fifty swallows would make a tolerable month of July. So that when we say
+this Ku-Klux breeze blew consternation to many timid hearts, both young
+and old, great and small, in Crow Hide, we only state in a small way what
+might have been true, under slightly amended conditions, of the best
+educated of the _oi polloi_ of the largest cities of the greatest
+republics.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+K. K. K. DEALINGS WITH THE LOYAL LEAGUE.
+
+ A Train which brought Welcome Passengers--Caucusing in the Open Air a
+ Dangerous Proceeding--Correct Surmises--An Old Church, Bequeathed
+ from Generation to Generation, and Liable to many Uses--Brothers and
+ Sisters all--The L. L. in full Bloom--Storm succeeded by a
+ Calm--Weird Visitors--What they left behind them--Dummy Constructed
+ of Cow-bones, and Habited in full Ku-Klux Regalia--Height, Ten
+ Feet--Sudden Panic--The Rally--Still in Doubt--The Chairman's
+ Stratagem--How it didn't Work--Despondent Leaguers taught to Act for
+ Themselves--Finale.
+
+
+On the day preceding the evening to which the fates referred the K. K. K.
+demonstration, as aforesaid, a crowd of sable politicians might have been
+seen lounging in the neighborhood of the village depot; and a few moments
+later, as the train drew up, edging their way through the crowd to the
+vicinity of two small dark objects, which, though partially concealed by
+the crowd, undoubtedly constituted a part of it, as they were seen to wave
+above the heads of the tallest what could hardly have been mistaken for
+anything less startlingly suggestive than two glazed carpet-bags.
+
+When the tumult subsided, and the crowd, after hovering for an instant in
+the neighborhood of this pantomime, melted away as depot assemblages are
+wont to do, it was plainly to be seen that the sable electors had been in
+search of the two men with the glazed carpet-bags, and the two men with
+the glazed carpet-bags in search of the sable electors; for these elements
+of the crowd had now amalgamated (so to speak) in a loving embrace.
+
+The ceremony of greeting, as witnessed from a distance by the villagers,
+extended to a thousand little personal liberties, which white men would no
+more tolerate from each other than would the more dignified of the beasts
+of the forest. And when its honey had been extracted by the parties
+respectively, they were seen to place their upper extremities near
+together in consultation. Some observation of amazing pithiness ran the
+gauntlet of woolly crowns; and immediately afterwards a burly politician
+withdrew from the caucus, followed by all eyes, and at a point not far
+distant drew a diagram on the platform with his cane. Completing the
+demonstration, and using, the same weapon, he smote upon the echoing
+timbers with loud emphasis, and immediately the olfactory charm was
+renewed around the quadrilateral wonder, which, having been viewed by the
+crowd with the air of savants, became at once the subject of animated
+discussion; and then, as suddenly, of perfect agreement and harmonious
+handshaking.
+
+This seemed a favorable moment for dispersion; and, indeed, the latter
+movement must have had partial reference thereto, for instantly the crowd
+developed as many moral agents as it had possessed caucusing elements,
+who, adopting their several courses, looked neither to the right nor left,
+but pushed for the interior with all commendable speed.
+
+This cloud, "no bigger than a man's hand," but nevertheless boding a
+political shower of no mean consequence to dwellers thereabouts had been
+viewed, as we have anticipated, by a number of persons, who, in their
+anxiety to conceal impressions, did not linger in the vicinity after being
+informed, by a glance, of its ominous character. The horseman whom we have
+seen in another chapter speeding through the neighborhood on courier duty,
+took his cue from a friendly sun-glint shot from the glazed surface of one
+of the carpet-bags; and, indeed, all the details of preparation
+culminating in the forest meeting of the weird brotherhood, which we have
+described, and those events connected therewith, which will demand our
+attention as we proceed, were suspended on one of those mere accidents of
+discovery which frequently have so much to do with the fate of communities
+in times of political disquiet.
+
+In a retired forest grove, distant from any settlement, was a dismantled
+church building, which had been resigned by the white settlers of Crow
+Hide to the slave population of the township in _ante bellum_ times, and
+the title to which, in obedience to a policy of non-interference on the
+part of lawful claimants, had survived to their descendants in the golden
+era of freedom. This building performed innumerable offices for the
+foundlings of emancipation in those parts--marriages, funerals, revival
+meetings, society gatherings, etc., occupying it in turn, and even once in
+a while the dark-lantern fiend invading its precincts. From its sacred
+desk, battered with age and apostolic blows, and warped by the sunbeams of
+three generations, the venerable "parson" was wont to deliver castigations
+to the erring of his people on holy days, and anon, to receive from the
+High Tycoon of the League--enthroned on the same heights--the most bitter
+denunciations of his political shortcomings. Here, the firstlings of the
+flock were dedicated to the higher life of Christian rectitude in the holy
+rite of baptism. And here, too, the candidate for political preferment was
+made to feel the responsibilities of the step by being dipped seven times
+in the "witches' cauldron" ere he was referred for those special services
+which constitute the "heated gridiron," the most beautifully suggestive of
+the ritualistic conditions of League membership. Here sisters and
+brothers, giving way to their better instincts, harmonized on meeting
+days; and here, brothers and sisters, with a broader display of those
+principles which govern human nature--if with less consistency--refused to
+harmonize on League days. Here, shouting and singing constituted the
+mercurial forces "jurin de roasen 'ere and kant meetin'" solstice, and
+here (_in hoc signo_) broken heads and scattered fragments of benches
+marked the political temperature, when the League machine held right on
+its course, over those sensitive members of the brotherhood, which it
+might not be proper to denominate "sore tails" without this
+circumlocution.
+
+It was on this spot, and amid these venerable surroundings,
+contemporaneously with the Ku-Klux demonstration to which attention has
+been directed, that a scene was enacted which fills an excruciating
+passage in our narrative, and which we have only been debarred from
+presenting to the reader by the obtrusion of details which could not be
+excerpted from the latter without injuring its consistency.
+
+To say that the L. L. was in full bloom, and moving unflinchingly forward
+in the discharge of the numerous obligations which devolved upon it as a
+member of society, would be to depose facts that will be brought nearer to
+the comprehension of the reader, if we explain that three of its
+ablest-(bodied) speakers were coquetting for the favors of the chair, and
+denouncing each other in the most incendiary language--despite the
+remonstrance of the chair--in the same breath; that the speaker was
+hammering on his desk with a vehemence born of despair, and occasionally
+interlarding this performance with scowls that would have made his fortune
+in the lion-taming business; that the house had risen to its feet for the
+third time in a solid vote of remonstrance; and, finally, that two other
+members had felt themselves called upon to explain to the rebellious trio
+aforesaid the treasonable quality of their offence, the positive madness
+of their course, and, when called to order by the speaker, had flown in
+the face of that functionary with some very defiant language regarding
+their rights as citizens of a free country.
+
+Maddened by a sense of the cold-blooded contempt aimed at him through this
+repeated disregard of his most cherished prerogative, the speaker (a white
+man) arose to his feet, and was in the act of aiming an inkstand at the
+pyramid of wool which served one of the malefactors the double purpose of
+a crown of glory and emblem of loyalty, when, lo! there was a crash, a
+mighty upheaval of moral forces, so to speak, a thunderous resurge of the
+waves of faction, and _presto_! the scene changes.
+
+Now the echoes have gone to rest, and a palpable hush reigns over the
+assembly. Instead of those savage principles--war and rebellion--how
+emphatic the terms of contrast; meek-eyed peace sits enthroned on every
+brow. What means that half-suppressed sigh, that groan smothered in
+parturition? But hold! "'Sdeath" A creeping dread moves along the serried
+benches, laying its hand on the pulse-beat, invading the pants' legs, and
+nestling close to the seat of life of the _tableaux vivantes_ who await
+destiny (horrible reflection) on the ragged edge of "unfinished business."
+Where late stood those mentors of the scene--shaken by the impulse of
+"thoughts that breathe," and bandying hot invectives with unsparing
+wrath--how changed, alas! the forms of cringing suppliants whose
+counterparts might have been spaded from the Theban catacombs any day for
+a thousand years. At yonder extremity of the building, surrounded by the
+insignia of more than despotic rule, where towered the "thunderer of the
+scene," transfixed _in articulo jactanti_, lo! an Ajax defying the
+lightning.
+
+And now what weird forms from the "night's Plutonian shore" are those
+which, joined in close procession, invade the folding doors, and with
+thunderous steps--matched in echo--storm down the quaking aisles? Doomed
+spirits, or ministers of heaven's delayed vengeance, it matters little;
+and 'neath such a materialized spell from the echoless lands, who could
+doubt, or doubting, live? On they come, looking neither to the right nor
+left, neither mending their gait nor halting, until they have plunged _in
+medias res_, when, with a scarcely perceptible pause--those ponderous
+boot-heels, describing a half circle, smite the puncheon floor--every limb
+is adjusted to the most graceful of company manoeuvres; and turning on
+their march, they move with the same echoing tread down the aisles, out at
+the folding-doors and into the darkness--away--away.
+
+But stop, ha! that sigh of relief springing to a hundred throats was
+premature--the fiend hath but dismissed his attendants, himself remains.
+Standing ten feet in his boots, and clad in full Ku-Klux regalia
+(described in a previous chapter), an embodiment of rank ghostliness, he
+now occupied the centre of the building, and if anything was wanting to
+that "ghastly, grim, ungainly" ideal, which those who placed it there were
+seeking to embody, it was supplied in the most threatening of tragic
+postures, and a gesture whose very fixedness was not its least eloquent
+feature. This latter described a horizontal line from the shoulder to the
+finger-tips, and, _horribile dictu_, the index-finger was pointed squarely
+at the anatomy of the august personage who was--had been, we should
+say--presiding over the deliberations of the body. For about twenty
+seconds that individual had been viewing the landscape from the _de
+mortuis_ standpoint; but being recalled to animation by the excessive
+personality of this proceeding, he executed three handslings and a
+somersault, and was at rest for the time being in a pile of superannuated
+furniture at the far end of the hall. Then there was a rush from the
+"third person" element, who could but feel that the grammatical situation
+was getting momentarily worse. Benches and desks were overturned; stoves
+and stove furniture came tumbling about their heads; a pillar, swept from
+its moorings by the human wave, fell with a boom like cannon at sea, and,
+hark! louder still, and rising above the din, a human voice hoarsely
+bawling, "Take him out!"
+
+Who is there that has not witnessed examples of fell panic converted into
+a gallant defence, or brave onset, by the most seemingly trivial
+occurrence? It was so on the present occasion. A section of stove-pipe
+being projected against the uplifted arm of the ghostly personage,--who
+had, perhaps, contributed more than any other being to the tumult by which
+he was surrounded,--that member fell to the floor with a crash, and this
+movement having been witnessed by one of the refugees, his emotions took
+that form of expression which perhaps was best adapted to arrest the
+panic, if not to restore confidence.
+
+The flying Leaguers turning their heads to discover the author of this
+seeming sacrilege, beheld, instead, the accident which inspired it, and
+instantly faced about with changed resolution. The individual who first
+sounded the alarm, though, evidently, still frightened by the tones of his
+voice, repeated it in the same words; and this second reminder was
+followed by a feeble rally, directed at the rear of the speaker's body.
+While this manoeuvre was in course of evolution, a voice from the rear
+files shouted, "Forward!" but the effect of the command was so visible in
+widening the distance between the assaulting column and the object of
+attack, that a dead silence fell on the assembly, and, for the space of
+several minutes, each was busy for himself examining the salient points of
+the enemy's position.
+
+The gallant chairman having recovered his legs by this time, and seeing,
+by the spasmodic movement in the crowd, answering to that muscular feat,
+that something was expected of him, proceeded instantly to measures.
+Wearing a severe countenance, he called the house to order, and, looking
+around upon the assembly, announced a committee of five (greatly to the
+relief of the remaining threescore), whose duty it should be to rid the
+camp of the fell intruder. Why this had not been thought of before is one
+of the unsolved conundrums, and why it ever was thought of, the committee
+aforesaid are not yet prepared with a reply. Neither is there any good
+reason for the state of things which immediately followed, as a dead calm
+fell upon the assembly, which probably would not have been disturbed until
+this moment, if another of those fortunate occurrences, which seemed made
+to order for the occasion, had not reached the tide of League affairs at
+its swell.
+
+Whether the machine was an eight-day affair, and had accomplished the
+moments of its destiny, or simply a piece of mechanism poorly planned, we
+are quite unable to say. But at the moment when the Quaker period of the
+aforesaid conference had reached its most eloquent passage, a cracking
+sound was heard in the vicinity of his ghostship, followed by a rattling
+explosion, whose fussiness could hardly be resembled to anything but an
+avalanche of dry bones hurled from some upper region; and, instantly, in
+obedience to this warning, a desire to forsake present surroundings for
+some less melancholy region took the form of an inspiration in the breast
+of each "politishun." In what way this manoeuvre would have been
+executed, if the chairman had persisted in the high-tragedy role he had
+assigned himself, by remaining to announce some plan of retreat, is
+another mystery connected with this event, with which we are not concerned
+beyond the bare announcement. But it is certain that that individual,
+taking time by the forelock, had made a successful advance on the rear
+window, carrying the sash with him, and that his followers were engaged in
+a very animated game of leap-frog, directed towards similar advantages at
+other angles of the building. In less time than is consumed by a record of
+the event, the doors were blocked with a mass of rolling, tumbling,
+somersaulting Leaguers. The windows had their full quota of struggling,
+sweating passengers. A large crack in the wall was in labor with three
+burly forms, and yet a score or more were unaccommodated, and, with heads
+ducked, were hurling themselves endwise against the retreating columns,
+with an energy which evinced the strong determination of each to avoid the
+fate of that hindmost unfortunate, whom Satan, from time immemorial, has
+exacted for toll.
+
+But, though some confusion waited upon this exodus from the neighborhood
+of the big haunt, it was conducted with greater dispatch than had
+characterized any similar movement in the history of the rickety old
+building, and soon the boss straggler, having eluded the individual on two
+sticks by pigeon-winging it through a hole in the roof, rolled upon the
+green sward beneath with a grunt of overpowering relief.
+
+When the building was completely deserted, and the swallows, half in
+doubt, had returned to their perch under its eaves, a sound, which could
+scarcely have been mistaken for aught but the hooting of an owl, broke the
+stillness of the neighboring forest, and was quickly replied to at the
+distance of perhaps a furlong in the opposite direction. The echoes
+awakened by these signals were still busy at hide-and-seek with the
+shadows in the old building, when two forms, clad in long robes and
+wearing high-peaked caps, crossed the plateau to its threshold, and giving
+way to an involuntary chuckle as they gazed first upon the wrecked
+surroundings, passed to its inner precincts. Perhaps a full minute elapsed
+before they reappeared at the entrance way, and, being joined here by a
+companion with two led horses, they placed their bags of cow-bones on the
+latter, and, mounting, galloped swiftly into the darkness.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+GHOST FEATURE OF THE MOVEMENT. ITS PHILOSOPHY.
+
+ Contrasted Views of the Organization inspired by its Dealings with
+ the Public--Its Political Bearing--Its _Objects_ not deemed Harmful
+ to Society--New England Transcendentalists, and the Ponderous Science
+ which they put before the World under the Title of
+ "Negropholism"--The Colored Man in the South--Kindly Feeling for the
+ Race cherished by Native Southerners--Households Presided over by
+ Colored Matrons--Superstitious Tendencies of Cuffey--One of the
+ Conditions of his Tropical Nativity--Heathenish Lapses--His Ideas
+ about "Ghosts," and the Realm which they Inhabit--Interviewing the
+ former--Spook Kinsfolk--He holds them in the highest Veneration--The
+ ideal "Uncle Tom's Cabin"--Wherein it was a Failure--The "Infantile
+ Sex" and their Greed for Ghost-lore--Fighting their way through
+ Legions of Shadowy Foes to their "Curtained Rest"--Young Professors
+ of the Spiritual Science--Painful Reminiscences--Use to which the
+ Aged Patriarch, or Beldam, as the Case might be, put their
+ Prerogative--Talent for relating Ghost Stories--The Young White Men
+ of the South trained up in this School--Insight into Negro Character
+ obtained therefrom--K. K. K. Affectation of the Supernatural based
+ upon the latter.
+
+
+The two preceding chapters may occur to those who were not informed of the
+nature and degree of the excitement which waited upon the movements of
+these secret organizations in obscure and uninformed neighborhoods, and
+among the negroes in various localities, as partaking of the hypercritical
+in narrative. But those who, by reason of residence or other accident,
+were made conversant with such scenes almost every week in the year, and
+who were not unfrequently drawn away from the contemplation of social
+misdemeanors or crimes of the most serious import to split their sides
+over some ludicrous _faux pas_, or intended farce, of the perpetrators,
+will not be slow to discover their basis of fact, nor accord to the author
+that honesty of purpose to which he lays claim in the conduct of these
+pages. It was stated in a previous chapter that the secret organization
+known as the Ku Klux Klan was a political movement intended to offset what
+was known as the Loyal League, an order whose draft was taken from the
+negro population, but which was controlled by, and in the interest of, a
+class of political harpies known as carpet-baggers. The latter element, by
+means of this political engine, dominated the politics of the South for a
+period of more than five years, and while its power may not have been
+broken by the influences set in motion by the counter movement, and though
+the latter must be condemned on general principles, yet among the people
+where it had its origin, and stripped of the analogies which the
+imaginations of fault-finders would be apt to supply, its objects were not
+deemed harmful to society. As to its wisdom, there can be no doubt that it
+was aimed at the most salient of the enemy's weak points.
+
+In treating this proposition, we shall seek to avoid that ponderous
+science which that branch of transcendentalists who acknowledge Mr.
+Wendell Phillips as their leader put before the world under the title of
+Negropholism, and deal with the article as we find it--so much on the
+greasy surface of the native that the temptation of the carpet-bagger to
+use it for base ends must be regarded an uncommon one.
+
+[The people of the South, young and old, who were brought up under that
+social regimen which embodied the negro as a prominent and necessary
+feature, will appreciate the feelings of the writer when he states that he
+has not, and never can have, any feeling of enmity towards this race. Some
+of the tenderest passages in his heart history he is glad to refer to that
+period when negroes were not only admitted _en famille_ among the whites,
+but in innumerable instances given absolute control over the household
+affairs of their masters. He numbers among his cultured acquaintance
+scores of young men and maidens who never knew any other parentage, and
+who can never admit a dearer relation than their adopted paternity. The
+negroes, if vicious and mean, owe it to that cruel divorcement from the
+Southern social plan effected by their political leaders, and to the life
+of vagabondage to which they are doomed under the new system; they are not
+more so by nature than other men. If, therefore, the writer is tempted to
+speak of their weaknesses, it is in no irreverential sense, and with a
+laudable object in view, to which this policy will be seen to be strictly
+antecedent.]
+
+That the negro is by nature grossly superstitious, no one who has had even
+tolerable means of information will deny. In another chapter we have
+prevised something on general principles concerning the superstition of
+mankind, but the comparison to be drawn between the negro and all other
+branches of the Adamic tree, as to this particular fruitage, is so
+unequal, that we shall ask the reader to accept the former as a very
+modified presentation of a theory that was made to order for the crown of
+Cuffey. And however much this may be untrue with regard to other animals,
+this faculty of the individual under discussion has nothing whatever to do
+with his aesthetical being. It does not in any sense enlist that high
+poetic principle which is one of the conditions of his tropical nativity.
+Left to himself, with all the appliances of civilization and the
+encouragement of its examples about him, his superstition will subject
+him, in the short space of a twelvemonth, to heathenish lapses which the
+weak-headed Mongolian, under the same outward conditions, has resisted for
+a period of six thousand years. Voudooism is, perhaps, the weakest form of
+heathen worship which this moral condition has developed, and, despite the
+few occasions admitted by the structure of our laws, it is strictly a
+native product. Those who contend that it is an African transplant, or
+borrowed from the congeners of the race on those shores, are surely not
+guided by convictions derived from an examination into its philosophy.
+But it is a very radical form of savagism in worship, including human
+sacrifices among its rites, and as we have anticipated that it had its
+birth in the rice- and cotton-fields of the South, further remark on this
+division of the argument is deemed unnecessary.
+
+In contrast with other races of beings, the world of shadows is to the
+imagination of the black man a thing of gloom. The existences who people
+this realm are hobgoblins, and the standard of the latter a mild
+abridgment of the arch-fiend. He, nevertheless, holds them in the highest
+veneration, and is prepared to accept their revelations concerning
+himself, and indeed all other subjects of mundane philosophy, as oracular.
+He even holds familiar converse with them--when an interview can be
+contrived without endangering those barriers of etiquette which preserve
+to either a fair start in a foot-race--and calculates with tolerable
+accuracy that the churchyard spawn who affect this characterization are
+counterfeits. On the latter subject he has doubts, however, which on
+occasion might be turned to his disadvantage.
+
+Whether it is affectation with him, or a kind of prescience with which he
+is gifted in view of his moral structure, we do not pretend to decide; but
+he boasts a knowledge of the private affairs of his spook kinsfolk (they
+are invariably uncles, aunts, grand relations, etc.) which would be
+considered sacrilege in another being. If he deems you worthy of such
+confidence, he will describe to you the ghostly raiment they wear,
+diversified in other particulars, but always sombre-hued, and in no
+recorded instance cut bias. He is rarely at fault in assigning the period
+of antiquity from which they date, and if opportunity served, could lead
+you to the exact spot where their archaeological remains "smell sweet." He
+can give, with that emphasis of detail which grows out of perfect
+familiarity with his subject, their occupations--ranging from
+yacht-building, horse-culture, and other of the fine arts, all the way
+down to book-making. And finally, if pressed for information, can state
+some astonishing facts with regard to their phrenological development.
+With him these essences are always evil spirits, and though he views them
+in the constant performance of deeds that would quickly promote them to
+the hangman's offices if enterprised in the flesh, yet his philosophy so
+confounds the means and extremes relating to the transaction, that he can
+see no way out of the difficulty but to respect the latter as proceeding
+from the former.
+
+Though they cherish a causeless animosity against himself and his kind,
+and war on the latter with a chronic wastefulness of the vital spark,
+which could only proceed from a want of appreciation of this blessing
+inseparable from their standpoint, yet he cannot go behind his apotheosis
+to find fault with the system of government upon which it proceeds. In
+fact, though he avoids the "ghoul-haunted" precincts with which his
+neighborhood abounds, and trembles when he recites the deeds of valor
+performed by some warlike example against fleshly hosts, yet when he has
+taken his distance, and duly calculated the chances in his favor, he
+delights, above all things, to gather about himself the philosophic
+weaklings of his race, and, having launched upon his theme, observe the
+absolute failure of the kink in the woolly crown of each as a thing to be
+depended on in time of emergency.
+
+The ideal "Uncle Tom's Cabin" had very little of the ghost element in its
+construction. In this respect, as in some others, it was a miserable
+failure. The real structure was a ghost's palace, where they came and went
+at pleasure, and not unfrequently took up their abode. To this habitation,
+in _ante bellum_ times, presided over by Uncle Dick or Aunt Rachel, it
+mattered little--for both were magicians of no mean order--the juveniles
+of both races flocked after nightfall for supplies of ghost-lore; and to
+say that they were accommodated will but faintly describe, we fear, that
+anguished state of soul (what Southern boy or man does not drop a tear on
+this reminiscence?) with which, a few hours later, they passed out into
+the darkness and fought their way through legions of shadowy foes to their
+"curtained rest."
+
+These ghost stories, which always resulted disastrously for flesh and
+blood, and had a churchyard twang about them that came with peculiar
+relish to the youngster under a strong glare of candle- or fire light,
+were the very apple-pie of farm-life to the "infantile sex," despite the
+after-piece, which, after all, was a contingency that might be disposed of
+at will by the philanthropic source of the mischief. How often have we
+observed a circle of these young professors of the spiritual science
+defiantly "lean back" in their proclivities when the crooning narration
+began, and the great fireplace sent out effulgent rays, suddenly alter
+their manner for one of marked deference as the ghost-character came on
+with stately tread and took its place in the forefront of thrilling
+reminiscence; and then, as the rays of firelight went to sleep with the
+embers one by one, hitch up their seats within the margin that remained,
+getting nearer by degrees, until at length, as the story grew towards its
+denouement and the fire hung over its ashy tomb, crowding from all
+quarters, they threatened to overturn the narrator--so great was the
+terror inspired by the shadows which lay behind them.
+
+But to no one had these performances such constant and deep relish as the
+aged patriarch or beldam, as the case might be, who was elevated by their
+young suffragans to the post of mentor for the time being. They revelled
+in this employment, first, because it suited their talents; and second,
+because it was perfectly adapted to their emotional nature. An African,
+moreover, is gratified beyond expression by the knowledge that he
+possesses authority, no matter how brief or weak in extent, which may be
+exercised over his fellows; and there is not, we believe, a living party
+to such a bequest of social right and liberty over conscience as that to
+which we have referred, who was not a sufferer under the arrangement to an
+extent which he rarely admits to stranger confidences. But this
+improvement of the occasion which came to him on the part of the
+fiction-vender was not always done in mere wantonness. Not unfrequently
+the result achieved was without design, and when the contrary was true,
+the design was quite an intelligent one. When he acted intelligently, the
+object kept in view was to gain such an ascendency over the minds of his
+young auditory that he might reap either present benefits, or call it up
+to advantage in the future; and when we reflect that his audiences were
+largely composed of his young masters and mistresses, whose influence was
+great at head-quarters, and who would one day succeed to the estate, the
+wisdom of his conclusions must be conceded.
+
+Trained up in this school, and knowing by their later experience of men
+the precise extent to which the plantation darkey was controlled by the
+superstitious notions which he disseminated (for he was no hypocrite), the
+young white men of the South were at no loss in adopting countervailing
+forces when the Loyal League storm burst upon the country. The
+superstition of the negro was not a weakness, but a ruling characteristic;
+and at this central idea of his being the Ku-Klux movement was directed.
+Being thus addressed to his fears, it will be seen, by any one wishing
+information on the subject, that the latter was designed to whip him into
+obedience to what was then thought, but is now known, to be the ruling
+element in Southern politics. We do not assert that it was a just
+expedient; we cannot believe, in view of later developments in our local
+politics, that it was a wise one; but its transactions have passed into
+history, and it is with them that we are concerned.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+
+DETAILS OF ORGANIZATION.
+
+ A Band of Regulators whose Force at this time numbered a Half Million
+ well-organized and perfectly Drilled Men--Who composed its
+ Draft--Considerations which recommended it to the Better Classes of
+ Society--Its Haunts--Oath-bound Covenant, and Penalties
+ attached--Panoply of Lower Regions--Its Raiding Rendezvous--Galloping
+ forth to Predestined Conquest--It proceeded under a rigid
+ Constitutional System--Territorial
+ Subdivisions--Empire--Realm--Province--Den--Grand Wizard and his
+ Cabinet--Grand Giant--The Commander of a Den--Grand
+ Cyclops--Night-Hawks, etc.--Recruiting Agents--How Members were
+ Initiated--Proposed Initiates might Retire if Displeased with the
+ Conditions of Membership--How far the Klan was "Rebel" in its
+ Draft--Members of State Legislatures, Congressmen, and Governors of
+ States, took its Vows upon them--Its Political Suffrages--Compelling
+ Ignorant Colored Men to relinquish the Franchise--K. K. K.
+ Placards--Empty Coffins containing Ukase of Banishment Carted to the
+ Doors of Obnoxious White Citizens--Its Ideas of Social Decorum.
+
+
+The mystic order of K. K. K. had scarcely emerged from its
+swaddling-clothes, as things go in the material universe, ere it had
+developed into a giant that filled the Southern zodiac, as effectually as
+the almanac dummy comprehends in his physical outlines the cardinal points
+of the seasons. Moving from county to county, and from one State to
+another, it invaded the most remote communities--until within three months
+from the time that the slogan call had been sounded on the eastern shore
+of the Mississippi, its bannerets formed a cordon around the Gulf and
+Atlantic coasts, and its dominion over the Trans-Mississippi country was
+undisputed. A band of regulators, whose force at this time numbered a half
+million well-organized and perfectly drilled men, it aimed at nothing less
+than the subjection of the pending elements in the Southern State
+governments, and as a means thereto, the total overthrow and dispersion of
+all secret subsidiary agencies. In its ranks all conditions of white
+society in the South were represented--attracted partly by the weighty
+political considerations upon which the movement rested, and in not a few
+instances by its outside of novelty and vague promise of sensation.
+Proceeding under an oath-bound covenant, it invoked, seemingly--by
+adopting the emblems of their rule--the powers of darkness to assume the
+protectorate over its affairs, and levied on the code of pirates for a
+rule of discipline that should awe the stoutest hearts into meek
+submissiveness. To break the least of its commandments was esteemed a
+crime for which death would be a weak expiation, and to retreat from its
+enterprises, good or evil, bold or weak, was to be exposed to a fate more
+horrible than the chain and vulture. Their periodical gatherings, or dark
+seances, were held in caves in the bowels of the earth, where they were
+surrounded by what might be aptly termed the panoply of the lower
+regions--rows of skulls, coffins and their furniture, human skeletons,
+ominous pictures _copied_ from the darkest passages of the Inferno or
+Paradise Lost; and, brooding over all, that spell-like mystery which
+waited ever as an inspiration from the tomb upon the movements of the
+weird brotherhood. Here, habited in full regalia, and seated in alignment
+on raised benches, the members of the Order were wont to receive trembling
+initiates, commune together about affairs of government, and plan midnight
+raids against mortal enemies. Frequently these conferences were brief, but
+the fires were always lighted, in order that the still inspiration of the
+scene might not be wanting to the business of the evening--the
+ever-recurring raid on jail, or state-house, or Forest League. Gowned and
+helmeted, and mounted on strong chargers, invested, as far as possible,
+with the character of their riders, the ghostly phalanx galloped forth to
+predestined conquest, for an invisible host fought at its side, and each
+man bore a talisman in his outer garb which might have affrighted the
+armies of an empire from the field.
+
+The government of the Klan proceeded under a rigid constitutional system
+that was rarely or never amended. Its chief officer, or ruler of what was
+known as the _Empire_, was elected to an unlimited term of office, and
+entrusted with the means of despotic rule. His official title was Grand
+Wizard, and he was, by virtue of his first appointment,
+commander-in-chief of the army or military force constituted under the
+Empire. The officers under the latter held their appointment from him, and
+composed his counsel, or cabinet. The Grand Division, or Empire, was
+subdivided into Realms, Provinces, and Dens. The geographical boundaries
+of the Realm corresponded with those of the congressional districts in the
+several States under Klan dominion, and hence were equal in number. The
+chief officer of a Realm was distinguished by the title of Grand Vizier.
+His territory, as we have indicated, was subdivided into Provinces, whose
+territorial limits were identical with those of counties in the same
+location. The ruler of a Province was termed a Grand Giant. Under
+Provinces, Dens were organized, which, so far as territorial dominion is
+concerned, had only a neighborhood signification. But they were really the
+executive force, and through them, as individuals, all the work was
+accomplished. The commander of a Den, contradistinguished from those of
+Realms and Provinces, owed his rank and authority to the suffrages of
+those whom he immediately ruled. He was entitled Grand Cyclops, and under
+him was an officer known as Exchequer, whose duties had a twofold
+signification, and applied to the administration of the treasury and
+recording secretaryship. There were from four to six scouts belonging to
+the Den, who performed courier duty, and to whom was applied the titular
+distinction of Night-Hawks; and in addition to these, and also in the
+non-commissioned rank, each thoroughly organized Den had its Conductors
+and Guardians, who were local, and the tenor of whose duties is
+sufficiently indicated by their titles respectively.
+
+The Dens were the recruiting agencies, and the officers to whom was
+assigned this duty conducted the work with the utmost secrecy and caution.
+No individual was approached who was not known by his voluntary avowals to
+be in sympathy with the movement. When such a confession (which must have
+been made in public) was reported to the Den Council, if no objection was
+alleged against the individual, a committee was appointed to canvass the
+subject and report at some future day. Afterwards, if no local
+disqualifications were still urged, recruiting agents were sent to
+interview the candidate, who proceeded with such circumspection that they
+rarely failed to obtain a reply to the inquiries they brought without
+committing themselves or their cause. A candidate for membership who had
+been approved was conducted to the Den Council in the night season and by
+circuitous and unknown routes. He was also securely blindfolded, and the
+Conductors (officers of escort) were forbidden to communicate with him,
+until their destination had been reached. Arriving in some sequestered
+forest grove, he was commanded to dismount, and with eyes still bandaged,
+and the former policy of secrecy maintained in all particulars, was
+conducted into the presence of the council. Here, without being permitted
+to ask questions, he was requested to give heed to what was about to be
+said, and when the Cyclops, or some individual commissioned by him, had
+revealed to him the objects and polity of the organization known as K. K.
+K., and the quality of allegiance exacted from those who entered its
+ranks, he was requested to state whether he still wished to carry out his
+original design of connecting himself with the Order. If this
+interrogatory was replied to in the negative, some very positive oaths and
+threats enjoining secrecy as to what had transpired were delivered to him,
+and he was permitted to retire. [This policy was invariably pursued by the
+Klan, and it is not probable that its vows were ever committed to an
+individual who had not obtained the full consent of his mind to the
+concessions he was required to make.] On the contrary, if an affirmative
+reply was given, the ceremony of initiation was proceeded with,--a formula
+which we shall not describe in this place, further than to say that the
+vows, which were delivered in a kneeling posture, were of the most
+approved iron-clad pattern, and that to each was attached a string of
+penalties, categorically presented, which aimed at nothing less than the
+annihilation of the transgressor.
+
+It is wrong to infer, as many have done, that because the political views
+maintained by the Klan corresponded to those which were avowedly held by
+ex-Confederate soldiers at that period, that the former was recruited
+from the latter in large measure, or, as the enemies of both were apt to
+suggest, as an entirety. Though occupying the territory in which they were
+domiciled, it is improbable that one-half the available force which the
+former boasted was derived from the latter source, and it is certain that
+a majority of the latter did not give their sanction nor countenance to
+the measures adopted by the Klan in seeking redress for alleged political
+wrongs. But a very large number of ex-Confederates entered its ranks, and,
+perhaps for prudential (not political) reasons, the administration of Klan
+affairs was, in a large measure, committed to this element. Its force, as
+has been anticipated, was recruited from the entire white population of
+the States which it occupied; and it certainly was not wanting in that
+_respect_ for which such movements are almost wholly dependent on the
+character of their constituency. Members of State legislatures,
+congressmen, and governors of States, took its vows upon them, and were
+not unfrequently to be found at its midnight gatherings. In all National
+and State elections the Klan gave its political suffrages to members of
+the Order, or known sympathizers. Indeed, to effect its political ends
+(which were the ends of its organization), there were few extremes of
+contumacious conduct which it did not practise towards the existing State
+governments. Not only did it throw the weight of its suffrages in behalf
+of favorites--it forbade others the exercise of this privilege. Freedmen
+who were deemed too ignorant to cast an intelligent ballot were visited at
+their homes in the small hours of the night, and by measures of
+intimidation, which not unfrequently included the lash, were driven to
+accept an oath of lengthy abstinence from the League and the polls. White
+men, who were obnoxious because of their too active instrumentality in
+League affairs, or their excessive fondness for the class of society which
+they encountered at its meetings, were equally unfortunate. During the
+quiet hours of the night ghostly placards, bearing the caption K. K. K. in
+large letters, and inscribed with the escutcheon of the Order (skull and
+cross-bones), were posted on their doors, commanding them to "skip out" (a
+technicality invented by the Klan), or expect the utmost vengeance of the
+Order. Where the rank of the offender required that some more dignified
+means of notification be employed, or where the individual was deemed to
+represent very obdurate qualities of soul, instead of the ordinary method
+aforesaid, an empty coffin was carted to his door, and in this horrible
+symbol of its anathemas was placed the order of ejectment.
+
+The social system was sought to be renovated in the use of the same
+summary methods, and upon crimes of this nature the severest examples of
+Klan disfavor were constantly visited. The carpet-bag element recently
+introduced into the country suffered most frequently in this category; and
+it is not too much to say, that the strict construction placed upon the
+social laws of the country, and upon social decorum as an abstraction, by
+the weird fraternity, was to this class one of the most intolerable
+burdens of Southern exile. To miscegenate was quite bad enough (and a
+privilege which the State laws denied them), but to be permitted to go a
+step further, and "conglomerate," was not to be thought of, and Klan
+discipline was brought to bear--one of its few acts which has received the
+unconditional endorsement of both Northern and Southern society.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+
+K. K. K. CUSTOMS.
+
+ The Klan never did its Work by Halves--How General Orders were
+ Transmitted--Form of General Order--Its Imbroglios with the
+ League--Avoided Conflict with United States Troops--Ku-Klux
+ Prosecutions a Weakness of the Courts--League Informers--K. K. K.
+ Intimidation of Witnesses--_Memento Mori_--Crusade of the Ermined
+ Ranks--Misdirected Prosecutions--Obligation to Disregard Judicial
+ Oaths when they Conflicted with the Plans and Policy of the Order--No
+ Patch-spots in its System of Government--Weird Drill--Absenteeism not
+ one of the Strong Points of the Brotherhood--The Klan a Bitter Enemy
+ of those Unorganized Parties of Ruffians who made War on their kind
+ in the former's Name--Its Right to Borrow Sympathy on this Exchange a
+ Grave Question of Doubt--Vendettas Conducted against the "Shams."
+
+
+The Klan never did its work by halves, nor never pronounced a meaningless
+threat. If an individual was warned to leave the country at a certain
+date, there was no help for it, neither were there any extensions of time
+or modifications of original orders. Had members of the Order been
+incarcerated in a county prison for Klan offences, and a rescue been
+planned, the bars must yield at a certain hour. If some poor wretch was
+doomed by order of the Council to suffer under its laws of extradition,
+the weird scout was "over the borders and away" ere its absence could be
+noted, or electric messages sent to notify the authorities of the
+impending outrage.
+
+When the Grand Wizard wished to promulgate an order, the newspapers were
+the medium commonly sought. His commands in the use of this means were
+delivered to the next in rank, and by him transmitted to the Grand Giant
+of the province named, an officer who maintained constant communications
+with the Den system. No Den was required to execute a general order within
+the territory which it occupied, and in but rare instances did it proceed
+to enforce its own _local_ measures. This force was, in almost every
+instance, employed beyond its own boundaries, and not unfrequently crossed
+the borders of the province, and even the realm to which it belonged, in
+the execution of raiding commands. The territorial subdivisions of the
+Order were each numbered according to class, a precaution which was found
+to be indispensable in the transmission of "general orders." The latter
+were usually in the following form:
+
+ _To the Grand Cyclops of Den No. 5, Province No. 4, Realm No. 3._
+
+ Greeting: You are hereby commanded to report with your entire command
+ to the Grand Giant of your province for duty in D. 6, P. 5, R. 4.
+
+ Speed. G. W.
+
+These titles were not always employed in the published orders; but where
+they were omitted, some descriptive term equally well understood was
+substituted.
+
+The raiding force always moved in the night season, and members of the
+Order never exhibited themselves in the Ku-Klux role in the daytime. When
+the cock crew, no churchyard edition of the animal ever sought the
+friendly shadow of the daisies with greater precipitancy than did the
+individual K. K. K. the inner chambers of the Den.
+
+Their imbroglios were in almost all cases with the organization known as
+the Loyal League; but though they bore arms, and waged a campaign whose
+avowed object was the annihilation of this hated enemy, yet in their
+dealings with its members their ultimatum rarely bore an emphasis strong
+enough to excite the opposition of the local authorities. And to their
+credit it must likewise be said (a fact that was considered by the State
+authorities at a recent date in promulgating pardons to members of the
+Klan), that they avoided collisions with the United States troops, and in
+no instance, though frequently pursued, and sometimes driven to the wall
+by the exertions of the latter when employed in behalf of their enemies,
+were they ever known to burn powder against their country's armed
+servitors. Neither did they interfere with the courts of the country in
+administering the laws from a national standpoint, though in some
+instances criminals were taken from the county jails before "oyer" had
+been pronounced in their cases.
+
+Members of the Order did not, nor could not, according to their
+construction of Klan government, belong to the jurisdiction of the courts,
+more especially the Federal courts. And though trials were never
+interfered with until their officers had satisfied themselves that it
+would be impossible to convict one of its members on a charge of
+complicity in its affairs, yet in the event of an unfavorable verdict and
+attempted sentence, it is certain that resistance of some character would
+have been offered. Ku-Klux trials were one of the weaknesses of the courts
+at this period, and while numbers were arraigned on this charge who were
+guilty, and merited discipline, it may be safely estimated that a majority
+of these prosecutions were conducted against persons who were not only
+innocent of collusion in its affairs, but who execrated the Klan as
+heartily as did their over zealous inquisitors. Members of the League were
+the informers, and not unfrequently the only witnesses in these trials;
+and when it is remembered that their zeal for justice, as the blind
+goddess was viewed by them, burned with about equal warmth against that
+portion of the white population who were symbolized in this way and those
+who were not, the farcical nature of these proceedings in numberless
+instances will be understood. But when it was known that testimony had
+been suborned against members of the Order, the Klan proceeded to extreme
+lengths in construing the statute for perjury, and in visiting its
+penalties on the offender. Not only so, but on the eve of these judicial
+examinations, the Dens, as well as individual members thereof, were
+particularly active in the work of destroying testimony by intimidating
+witnesses, a common form of the threats employed being the words _memento
+mori_ written plainly on a blank sheet of paper, and clandestinely
+conveyed to the suspected party. To ignorant persons, the mystery of this
+latter proceeding alone went not a little way towards accomplishing the
+object in view.
+
+While such precautions were taken, and no doubt proved of vast service in
+enabling the Order to resist that crusade of the ermined ranks to which we
+have referred, the leaders of the K. K. K. succeeded in obtaining, from
+the membership at large, a very important concession in morals affecting
+this subject, and one which we believe has been hitherto resisted by the
+draft of secret societies on this continent, viz., an obligation to
+disregard judicial oaths where they conflicted with the plans and policy
+of the Order. To illustrate this point, a leading form of the
+interrogatory propounded to witnesses in these trials was: "Are you aware
+of the existence of a secret political organization known as the Ku Klux
+Klan?" and though parties thus addressed were often possessed of the most
+incontestable evidence of the truth sought to be elicited, it was not
+deemed dishonest, nor in any sense immoral, to reply negatively. The oath
+of secrecy which members (voluntarily) took upon themselves when they
+entered the Klan was supposed to extinguish the guilt of this
+transaction, though we are not told precisely in what way the _double
+entendres_ and tricks of evasion, practised by such witnesses at
+subsequent stages of the trial, were to be construed.
+
+But as we shall have occasion to refer to this topic from time to time, as
+the work progresses, we will not at present allude further to the subject
+of Ku-Klux trials and their furniture of fiction.
+
+The Klan was thoroughly organized. There were no patch-spots in its system
+of government. Its tactics of drill were in some sense peculiar, but it
+sufficiently resembled that adopted by the cavalry branch of the United
+States army to be mistaken for it in all the leading manoeuvres. The men
+were perfect in company drill, and were required to attend all Den
+meetings, or be assessed onerous fines or other penalties. Absenteeism was
+not, however, one of the strong points of the brotherhood; and a Den
+rarely moved towards raiding territory without its full quota of men. The
+raids moved with astonishing celerity--a circumstance which was rendered
+necessary to the most perfect secrecy of these movements, and was also
+imperative in view of the long distances to be traversed. The hours
+between twilight in the evening and dawn, according to a Medean law of the
+K. K. K., as we have anticipated, could only be appropriated to this
+labor; and when it is explained that companies of men frequently left the
+Den rendezvous for raiding objectives forty miles distant, and returned
+to the former point without dismounting, our conclusion above will be seen
+to be authorized.
+
+The Grand Cyclops was not only the chief of the Den Council and an
+absolutist in authority as to its domestic affairs, but was also the chief
+officer in command of a raid, and must have been looked to for all special
+directions regarding its conduct. The Exchequer possessed a similar
+prerogative, and became the orderly or adjutant on the march.
+
+The Klan was the bitter enemy of those unorganized parties of ruffians who
+made war on their kind in the former's name, and the sum of whose
+villanies never failed to be debited in this way. Hardly a week passed,
+during the excitement which gave rise to both, and which they, in turn,
+converted into a reign of terror whose strong points the Duke of Alva
+might have studied to advantage, in which the secret organization was not
+made to suffer under some such confidence arrangement; and to say that its
+adipose suffered under this bereavement of men's regards which it could so
+illy spare, will not, we fear, adequately present the situation. It,
+however, had placed itself in a position by which its motives were liable
+to be misinterpreted; and as one of its professed foibles was its ability
+to cover up its tracks in the least mysterious of its transactions; and,
+as during the French Renaissance, times analogous to these, to wear a mask
+was esteemed a crime from which all other crimes might be inferred, we
+doubt whether its right to borrow sympathy on this exchange could be
+logically maintained.
+
+But while the Klan was doomed to nurse its woes of this character in not a
+few instances, they proved immedicable wounds; and where the perpetrators
+became known, or even suspected, it conducted a vendetta against the
+individual conspirators which proved far more effective than all the
+organized efforts of the "best government."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+
+THE KLAN IN TENNESSEE.
+
+ Misgovernment in Tennessee--The Loyal League and the State
+ Administration--The K. K. K. an Outgrowth of the Conditions which the
+ former Inspired--Rapid Development of the Order on Tennessee
+ Soil--Its Purposes of Revenge--Legislation on the Subject--A
+ Governor's Proclamation--Militia called out and Detectives
+ Employed--The State pronounced a Ku-Klux Barracks--The Loyal League
+ in various Localities Succumbing to the New Element of Conquest--A
+ State Council of the League Summoned to meet at Nashville--The
+ Governor to Preside--The Secret out, and Counter Measures Resolved
+ upon by the Rival Party--Spies sent to Nashville--League Places of
+ Rendezvous throughout the State subjected to Espionage--A War of
+ Extermination against the Latter--A Simultaneous Uprising of the K.
+ K. K. throughout the State and Concerted Raids against the L. L.
+ Rendezvous in various Neighborhoods--Military Accomplishments of the
+ Grand Wizard--Subcommanders in Charge of the Expedition--Capture of
+ Secret Papers--Ku-Klux Hollow-square--Oath administered to
+ Captives--Success of the Undertaking--Shifting of Conditions.
+
+
+As early as the spring of 1866, the head of the Order announced that the
+recruiting-books for the State of Tennessee showed a force of eighty
+thousand men; and it was here, and about this date, that some of the most
+eventful scenes connected with the history of the K. K. K. were enacted.
+This State had been committed to League control early after peace was
+declared by the general government, and the bitter proscription at once
+inaugurated against the white race, under the combined patronage of the
+League and the existing State government, not only excited the strenuous
+opposition of all those who anchored their faith to the Conservative idea
+in politics throughout this and neighboring States, but called forth a
+warm protest from those disinterested partisans at the North who had
+recently been erected into what is known as the moderate Republican or
+Independent party. Disfranchisement, in its most radical form, excluded
+the intelligent voters of the State from all participation in its affairs;
+tax laws came up for amendment at each session of the State legislature,
+and in connection with other expenses of government (for such they had
+become), were sextupled in the end; the most quiet and law-abiding
+neighborhoods were placed under military surveillance, or driven to suffer
+the penalty of confiscation acts whose terms might have included the
+entire race of mankind; and finally, every device of ignorant and
+intemperate legislation applied, whose effect would be to render the
+government unsuited to the wants of the people, and convert the latter
+into a body of malcontents. This end appears, indeed, to have been
+contemplated by the League faction at that stage of its supremacy when its
+attainment seemed most improbable; but when the reality, or something
+which very much resembled it, came upon them, they disowned the abortion,
+and invited their friends at the North to behold with what consistency
+the old rebel stump was putting forth green shoots of disunion.
+
+We shall not express a preference for either of these bad extremes of the
+politics of that period, but in order to a proper understanding of the
+question, we deem it no impropriety to state that it was a fact well
+known, and illustrated elsewhere, that wheresoever the League animal
+deposited its spawn, with due regard for atmospheric conditions, the K. K.
+K. insect would shortly drop its chrysalis.
+
+In looking over the history of those times in Tennessee, the student need
+be at no loss in seeking out the exact causes of the Ku-Klux movement as
+it existed on her soil, nor of finding its dimensions from this given
+mean. As large as was the Klan force, it probably did not exceed the
+League in numbers, and had many disadvantages to meet which the latter,
+helped forward by its government patronage, did not regard as impediments.
+But it had injuries to redress, burning wrongs to avenge, and cherishing
+these incentives, it laughed at legislative penalties, and burned to join
+battle with those dispensers of Ku-Klux halters who dealt in this and like
+judicial pleasantries at their expense.
+
+Having had its birth in the western district of the State, where the
+elements of a rapid growth were found, it was quickly communicated to the
+central counties and the neighborhood of the capital, and finding its way
+thence over the Cumberland Mountains--before its presence was even
+suspected in that loyal quarter--developed a shamrock growth on the soil
+of East Tennessee. Within three months from the time the first Den was
+organized on her territory, the K. K. K. had reached its highest growth in
+numbers and strength of resources, and announced itself ready and anxious
+to meet the army in buckram, whom it asserted represented the cause of
+misgovernment on Tennessee soil. Its plans were quickly developed, and the
+destruction of a half dozen or more dark-lantern societies, which lay more
+on the surface of things than was thought to be polite, alarmed the State
+functionaries, and called attention to their proceedings in a form quite
+as disagreeable as the most ultra of the party could have desired. The
+subject first came before the legislature, and steps were taken which it
+was presumed would "put a head on the monster" (to literally quote one of
+the Buncombe addresses before that august body), but the indescribable
+nonchalance of the proceedings, which seemed directed at a child's
+toy-house rather than a nest of boa constrictors, only excited the K.'s to
+new activity. A Governor's proclamation was next called for; soon
+afterwards secret measures were instituted looking to the employment of a
+force of detectives; and finally, the militia were summoned to assemble,
+but, despite all, the crooked wonder grew, and the more industrious the
+efforts put forth to curtail its existence the more it grew and the
+greater the occasion it saw for this exertion.
+
+In the summer of this year, the members of the legislature of Tennessee,
+in council assembled, pronounced the State a Ku-Klux barracks, and
+resolved themselves unsafe in their granite citadel at Nashville. The
+League head-quarters in various parts of the State were succumbing one by
+one to the new element of conquest, and, indeed, the State seemed on the
+eve of a revolution, by which, if no more serious results were attained,
+its territory would be rendered untenable for that class of its population
+which was known to its enemies as the dark-lantern faction. In this
+emergency, the leaders of the L. L. resolved to call a State council of
+the Order, over whose deliberations the Governor should preside, and whose
+object would be to devise ways and means for the destruction of their
+troublesome enemies. Great preparations were made accordingly, and without
+divulging their plans, it was resolved, at the conclusion of the secret
+proceedings, to hold a mass meeting at the capital which should review the
+whole subject. This body assembled at the specified date, but not before
+the rival party had become fully acquainted with its plans and purposes,
+and in convention assembled resolved upon counter measures.
+
+On the very evening which the Council had set apart for its introductory
+proceedings (in the city of Nashville), the indefatigable K.'s had issued
+commands throughout the State requiring every member of the Order to
+report at his Den head-quarters for special service. A force of spies was
+dispatched to the neighborhood of the League Council, and the brief
+period which was to elapse before the Solons would arrive and enter upon
+the solemn business in hand was appropriated by these secret agents, and
+their co-conspirators in other neighborhoods, to the work of obtaining
+information from deserters, chance prisoners, etc., as to the exact
+location and surroundings of the League places of rendezvous throughout
+the State. Indeed, while the League had busied itself with a very red
+conflagration devoted to the Ku-Klux fat, whensoever they should overtake
+that slippery substance, the much persecuted "krookeds" had doubled back
+on them, and only awaited a fair wind to convert their little game into a
+"double reversible," quite as complicated as any that had dawned upon the
+patent-machine mind previous to that date.
+
+A war of extermination against the League had been resolved upon months
+before by the leaders of the Klan, but a favorable moment for a decisive
+blow, or the emergency requiring it, had not arrived, until both were
+visible in the proposed State council of the Order and the objects it
+would consider. Now, destiny seemed rushing upon them, and the time almost
+too brief to make an intelligent feint on the enemy's front. But
+promptness of stratagem, and rapid development of passing advantages, was
+perhaps the strongest point in the military character of the distinguished
+leader of this movement, for where others halted, awed by the proportions
+of an undertaking, or the suddenness of combinations effected in their
+front, he only felt an inspiration to go forward. The force which
+participated in the attack on the evening of ---- 19th, 1866, did not fall
+far short of one hundred thousand men, and yet, thirty-six hours previous
+to this time, the occasion had not presented itself to the mind of the
+veteran who planned the attack as suitable therefor. A well organized and
+lightly-equipped force proved unquestionably a _sine qua non_ in rendering
+the dispositions of the commander successful; but we doubt if it would be
+fair to subtract this circumstance from the glory of the undertaking, if
+the reader is informed that it had been developed from the same ingenious
+source with special reference thereto.
+
+In the attack which followed, each Den constituted an independent force,
+and was under the immediate command of the Grand Cyclops. Indeed, no other
+officer was known on the field, though it was sufficiently apparent, at
+the time, that each had received his allotted task from a superior, and it
+was afterwards divulged that they had acted under written orders. At ten
+o'clock precisely, the commands moved (from the various points of
+rendezvous selected), and were allotted one hour to each ten miles of
+distance to be traversed. They were in full uniform, and though they
+carried arms, were commanded not to fire, nor to return a fire, except
+under orders. _En route_ they avoided public roads and dense settlements,
+and on approaching their destination changed the order of march (by twos)
+to close column by fours, when the command was "charge." After the
+building, which formed the object of attack, came in view, no time was to
+be lost, and its investment completed as rapidly as possible. Attempted
+refugees were to be forced back within the walls, and in no event was an
+escape to be permitted. A party of six resolute men were detached from
+each squadron for special duty, in securing the papers, books, and other
+written documents of the League meeting, and this movement was so far
+pivotal in its character, that their comrades were commanded to keep their
+proceedings in view, and be ready at a signal to render them assistance.
+After a thorough search of the premises had been accomplished, the
+dismounted men without were commanded to take their station within the
+building, and form the hollow-square of the order.
+
+As so much has been said concerning this feature of their drill, and so
+little really known, we give the exact figure in the cut below. It may be
+imitated by arranging two letters K with their backs to each other, and
+doubtless originated from this device.
+
+ [Illustration: Ku-Klux Hollow-square.]
+
+This ghostly evolution having been performed, and the trembling Leaguers
+finding themselves invested at every point, the Grand Cyclops had orders
+to ascend the rostrum, and from that elevated position deliver to the
+(constructive) culprits an oath whose principal features were as follows:
+To forever abjure all allegiance to the secret organization known as the
+Loyal League; to cease to employ the elective franchise as an instrument
+of oppression against the white population of the State; to forsake the
+acquaintance of all men, irrespective of party, who sought to profit by
+their votes; and finally, to abstain, under pain of the severest
+penalties; from all efforts to investigate or otherwise disturb the
+mystical beings who stood before them, and who, at some future time, if
+deemed expedient, would accord them further and more convincing proofs of
+their ghostly genealogy. This command having been executed, the lights
+were to be blown out at a signal, and the parties, disappearing by the
+most secret routes possible, to hasten forward to a point of rendezvous
+one mile distant.
+
+Such was the plan of campaign resolved upon by the Grand Wizard and his
+advisers; and that it was successful in every particular is a fact which
+we need hardly repeat, in view of the numerous hints conveyed in the
+written history of those times. While the State Council of the Loyal
+League was guessing itself dry over the great "konundrum," and, at the
+same time, making such a _sine die_ disposition of its remains as was
+rendered feasible by broadsides of eloquence and sixthlies of courageous
+resolve, that lively "korps(e)" had frisked from its abode, and with the
+alacrity of a "monkey on a trapeze-bar" (in the language of the
+oil-regions) "went through them."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+THE LOYAL LEAGUE IN COUNCIL.
+
+ Speech of Hon. Bones Button before the State Council of the Loyal
+ League--What followed--Amusing Contretemps.
+
+
+Mr. Cheermon, and Gemmens: Der crisis am upon us. I repeats, surs, and
+wishes dat dis obserwashun should sink down into de conclusibness ob ebery
+individooal who heers me. Der Ku--crisis am upon us. As a member of dis
+spectifle body, I am de las' pusson who would wish to use my perfesshun to
+cover up dis sollum trufe. We is stannin', Mr. Cheermon, upon de ragged
+confouns ob de bloody kazzum; and I repeats, dat de question for us to
+solve dis ebenin' is: Shall we go fowards, or be pushed fowards.
+[Sensation.] Fur be it frum me to "sing de song ob de sirum" when de
+liberties ob de black man am inwaded, and de nasshumal honor is bein'
+piled in de dust by de rabble (rebel) asstocracy. But, surs, lookin' up to
+de umbragus folds ob dat spar-strangled banner, I is impressed with anoder
+conclushun, and it is in dese wurds follerin, to wit: We is occupyin' de
+ticklish edge ob a dillemmer, in de lite ob which de man who crossed de
+Rubimcom am but a faint epistle. Yes, my spectifle feller-bredren, to use
+a catephoricle flower ob de tropics, we have arriv' at a tite spot. We am
+obfusticated, so to speak. [Assenting groans throughout the assembly.] Den
+de riddle for us to read dis ebenin', in de light ob dese distressin'
+surkumstances, is: What ar' to be did? In addressin' de collectiv' wisdum
+of dis orguss resemblage, I axes, is we to go fowards? Is we to wait till
+de nex' ebenin' or de nex' year? Is we to fold our hans behind our bax,
+and hole our bref suspinely until de Klu-Krux animile has squatted hisself
+squar' down on our liberties? Is we, I ax, to bump down in de middle ob
+dat rode whar' de Klu-Krux Juggernox goes tootin' majestercally along over
+de dethroned carcasses ob de black man, and whar you may holler peace!
+peace! but you can't be heard; and you wouldn't be notissed if you was.
+
+But, Mr. Cheermon, before perceedin' fudder wid de docturnal pints of dis
+discusshun, I shall have sumfin to say in respex to Klu-Krux-Klam from a
+scienticular pint of obserwashun. How is dis, I ax? Whar is de gettin' out
+place, de tail, so to speak, of dis conundrum? [A pause, during which
+several members are observed to scratch their heads meditatively.] Dar am
+a proverb which says, "Ketch a Klu-Krux before you puts him to _def_," or
+words to dat effec. Dat feature of de bizness I disposes to ten' to in
+pusson, Mr. Cheermon, and if I can git de contention of de brilyunt
+dissembly what sits in judgment upon dis and oder topics dis ebenin', I
+will open de merits of dis opinyun to de verymost chile in understandin'.
+Sposen dat we takes dese wurds, "Klu Krux Klam," as dey 'peers in de
+original Greek, and transplants dem into de original Inglish. Take de word
+Klu, dat wurd about which dare has been so much unsiantickle sputin, and
+what is dare in it? Is dare an individooal under de soun' of my voice who
+duzzent know de orfograthy of a wurd of three monysimples? Is dare, I
+axes, in dis orguss body, a pusson who is sich a babe in understandin' dat
+he duzzent know dat b-a-k-e-r spells baccer? Den I say to my spectifle
+feller-sitterzens, dat if you will take de wurd Klu, and hang its ole
+fashyun'd Inglish close on it, dat it will spell "clew," and if dat is so,
+what fudder clew could you have to dis whole subjec'? [A member here rose
+to a point of order, objecting to the "orfograthy" of the Hon. Bones'
+premise, and claiming that the word under discussion was not "klu," but
+"ku." There is no telling what this might have resulted in, if the
+individual had been provided with documentary proof of his statement; but
+as he was not, he was compelled to retire amid the jeers of the audience
+and the loud taunts of the speaker, who elevated himself on a bench in
+order that his rhetoric in this instance might have its full effect.] Den,
+my feller-sitterzens, if de wurd "klu" means what it says it duz, de wurd
+"krux" means krux, and de wurd "klam" means klam--dat is to say, if the
+wurd klu means _clew_, neither of dese wurds means nuffin'. Dat pint is
+suffishuntly clur to a man up a tree, and no doubt is understood by de
+gemmen who spells "klu" widout a l.
+
+But, cummin' back to de merits of de discushun, I disposes now, Mr.
+Cheermon, to angeline de word klu, which, as I has before tuk occashun to
+say, is de clew to dis whole mystery. Let us taik de consummant k, which
+is de indecks letter, and pints to what follers. Duz dis letter have any
+siggerfication apart from its connectin' links in dis wurd, or duz it hav
+such a siggerfication? I beleevs dat de intellumgence of every pusson in
+dis orgunce, if I may except one individooal, will bar me out dat it duz.
+Dat pint bein' settled in a excloosive way, which, I may sugges', is much
+de smallest part of de wurk, we must now perceed to find de siggerfication
+aforesed, and de logickle delusions upon which it rests. What, may I ax,
+duz de letter k stan' fur? Duz it stan' for cow? Is dare a pusson in dis
+orgunce, who will lif' his head and dissert that k stans for cow? Wall, if
+it duzzent stan' for cow, is it a far prejux for crow? Would a cup set on
+its flatness, Mr. Cheermon, with rich a handle as k to it? Will the gemmen
+who spells klu widout a l, pertend to spell cat widout a c? I persoom not.
+Wall, then, my feller-sitterzens, if k duzzent stan' for cow; if it is too
+crooked for cup; if it wooldn't spell crow widout bein' turned wrong side
+foremos'; if it duzzent suit the gemmen's noshuns of cat; an' is too
+crooked and not crooked enough for "crooked," den what, may I ax, duz dis
+unekest of alfybetic frenonymongs outline wid de adumkate purpyscruity. If
+it am eber used as de forefix fur knife, knot, knob, knock-under, and sich
+like, it ar' bekase its crookedness let it out'n de rite paf, and not
+'kase it felt called on in de way of tendin' to its own bizness.
+
+But no diffunce if it do fail in oder respex, my feller-sitterzens, it
+won't do to say dat dis consummant k am a failure, and ostrumsize it from
+de langwidge. I am not one ob dose dat am committed to de beleef dat it am
+a bow-legged nonjuscrip, a onaccountable freak of de English alfybet, an'
+good for nuffin but to lean up agin more spectifle consummants, and thow
+de lines out'n shape.
+
+An' if dat be de sollum trufe, I pauses once more to ax whar is de stitch
+in de temple of langwidge dat dis alfumbettycle beformity was made to
+order to fit into, so to speak. What ar' its mishun in de worl', and how
+is we to arrive at dat pint. In diggin' about de roots of dis boss
+conundrum, Mr. Cheermon, we wants to have nuffin to do wid scientifficle
+reductions, nor logickle abscraptions, as we understans de metumsquizzicle
+bearin' ob dose terms; but, on de oder han', if the court am exquainted
+wid her own diktum, and she think she do, we feels bemooved to argify
+strate to de pint in hand. Now, in respex to de consummant beforesed, I
+taiks de hi groun' dat if dere is any offis dat it can fill better than
+any oder consummant, dat, dat am its mishun. Or to miscomterpret my
+persac meanin' wid more purpyscruity, if dare is enny spot in de presinks
+of de langwidge dat can't navumgate widout it, and dat it can't navumgate
+widout, dat, _dat_ am de shoo fur it to war. Havin' adjostled dat pint to
+de weakes' understandin', we nex' inquire if dere is enny wurd in de
+dickshummary dat can't be spelt into a syllumble widout de ade of dis
+consummant. I taix it upon miself to say, Mr. Cheermon, dat dere is such a
+word, and widout enny furder surcumloscrution, or bein' too pertickler
+about de orrytorrycal effec of mere metumsquorricle figgurs of speech, I
+will perceed to denounce it in your heerin'. (Sotto voce.) Kill. (A pause,
+followed by a lumbering sound and the disappearance of two woolly crowns.)
+
+I trus', Mr. Cheermon, dat dis am considered no interbumption, an' if enny
+oder brudder should feel discomposed to roll off de bench jurin de fudder
+discontinuance of dese remarks, it won't be tuk as no mark of misrespex to
+the gemmen who has de floor. But, to rejerk to de subjec' in ban'. De bes'
+excepted, and de only excepted, siggerfication of de consummant k, am de
+mistickle wurd just denounced in your hearin', and I shall ax you to
+squeeze dat pint, while I maix a rapid sarch over dickshummary groun' for
+de indecks belongins of de rejineder part of dis word klu, dat is, de
+consummant l, and de avowal u. In respex to de consummant l, I would wish
+to say in de fust place, fustly, dat the mixtur' of learned doubts
+enterin' into its conjugation am not near so obfusticatin' as de las'
+beforesed, an' dat havin' obtaned de persac fractional squantum of de
+befogoin, we can, as it wur, look fowards to subsumquent revolutions of de
+topic. Darfore, widout enterin' into de rejux system of argyfyin fudder
+dan to appli de rools dat was foun' to wurk so hamboniously in respex to
+de las' named, we arrives at de delusion dat de mos' acceptumble
+renderation of de consummant l is to be foun' in de mistickle terms lick,
+licks, and "lick 'em," or de las' beforesed in purtickler, or all three in
+purpentickler. Now, if enny brudder whose sperience and obserwashun am
+purtickler sensitiv on dis pint, feels cauled upon to say dat de most
+pinted complication of dis consummant is to be foun' in de word "lam," or
+dat it was made to order for de word "lash," or was put into de alfumbet
+wid special reffermence to de wurd "larrup," or was made out'n whole clof
+as a prehitch for "lambaste," I will 'low him dat privumlege, and widout
+been outdone in dishonorableness, will give him de floor when I discludes.
+
+In pointrefax, Mr. Cheermon, when we looks at all de crosses and dotses of
+dis argyment, when we sees all its pros and cros, de delusion am forced
+upon us, _roles bolus_ (nolens volens), so to speak, and in de langwidge
+of one of our country's most illustrious poicks, "Dat do settle it."
+
+Havin' foun' den, my feller-sitterzens, by jiggernometrical injuction, de
+persac valyer of de quantitums k and l in de trombonial k-l-u, we will
+now perceed to exburden our conshusness of sum thoughts havin' reffermence
+to de avowal u. If dat which needs no splainin' may be made de subjec' of
+splainatory logic, widout on de oder han' rejucin' de speaker to de
+distressin' condishun of hyperbolus, I shall, in a brefe space of time,
+more or less, egshibit to dis orgunce de close anallumgy dat exists
+betwixt de avowal u, and de pussonal pronoun "you." I takes it for
+granted, Mr. Cheermon, dat every individooal dat has a place in dis orguss
+resemblage, am fermilliar, either by "hearsay" or "theysay," wid dat
+principul of de Common Law dat purvides dat whar wurds are to be
+miscomterpreted, dat de meanin' is to be fastened onto um what am neares'
+at han', and dat if dey am already purvided wid a resonably far
+siggerfication, dat it shall be onlawful to prowl off in sarch of one what
+soots yer better. Dat pint bein' settled, I will not do enny gemmen in dis
+orgunce de misrespex to persoom dat if a Klu-Krux wur to pint a six-bar'l
+blunderbuss under his oil-factory of smell, and say "you," as loud and
+suddint as a clap of armytillery, dat he would disclude dat he meant sum
+odder feller, and fail to locomoshy in de odder direction. Takin' den, my
+feller-sitterzens, de consummants k and l in de trombonial (trinomial)
+k-l-u, and it will be seen dat dey have close refermence to de avowal u,
+and _visum versum_, and dat in dese three alfumbettycle cosines, and de
+mistickle siggerfication detached to each, ar' de whole substanshuation
+of de mystiffercation of de Klu-Krux-Klam.
+
+Den, Mr. Cheermon and feller-sitterzens, if dese be de mos' obdurous
+intenshuns of dose ruffumlians, duz it not, let me ax, bemoove this loil
+body to take immejit steps to surcumvalidate, deturrimerate,
+homswogglemerate, and murder-r-r-- [This expression stuck in the speaker's
+throat, for, being attracted from the up-stairs of his eloquence by what
+he at first mistook for an outburst of enthusiasm on the part of his
+hearers, but was afterwards induced to believe proceeded from some more
+serious cause, he looked around him upon great waves of panic that lashed
+the building from side to side--at first converting all obstacles into a
+causeway for their terror, but at length flowing into currents that beat
+strongest where the drifts of wrecked and storm-tossed furniture formed
+artificial banks. Having the organ of comparison well developed among the
+other faculties, the brain of the statesman took in the situation at once;
+for, observing with what success doors and windows were swept from their
+moorings at the heads of the retreating columns, he saw the twenty or more
+ghostly embodiments that occupied his rear in imagination only, and,
+hesitating for one instant, he joined the assault on the "imminent
+breach," ballasting his flight with cries that bore a marvellous
+resemblance to the changes of which the last word of the "befogoin" is
+susceptible. Reaching a neighboring window at the end of two vigorous
+jumps, he passed out into the night--a distance of "eighteen foot in the
+clur," as he afterwards testified--and regaining his feet and the top of
+his bent simultaneously, "the startled ear of outer darkness" heard
+something like the report "murder," at brief intervals of time
+accommodated to long intervals of space, for about the period employed by
+an Erie express train in exhausting a winter horizon.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+
+EFFECTS PRODUCED. A PERIOD OF ALARM.
+
+ Excitement throughout the State--Scenes at the Capitol--Metropolitan
+ Arrests resisted--Secret Police--Government Officials Notified of the
+ Extent of the Disaster--A Quorum of the Legislative or Judicial
+ Bodies not Attainable--No Departures from the City--The K. K. K.
+ Cabal Receiving that Attention from Caucusing Legislators which its
+ Importance Demanded--What the State Judiciary Demanded--A Mob at the
+ State-House--At Sunset the Situation Unchanged--A Sortie from the
+ Capitol--Mobs along the Route--Seeking Refuge from the Excited
+ Populace--Out of Danger--The New Situation--Governor Brownlow
+ Escaping from the Temporary Fortress by an Alley-way--An Ugly
+ Specimen of the Genus Ku-Klux--The Governor Recovers from the
+ Attitude of a Suppliant--An Amusing Episode--"But how many suns, O
+ Man, would look upon the Deed Unavenged?"--A Canard which Grew out of
+ this Affair.
+
+
+On the day following the grand _coup de main_ of the Klan to which we have
+directed attention in the previous chapters, and which, in bringing
+depression to League affairs, sent the former's mercury to a feverish
+height, great excitement prevailed throughout the State; and at the
+business centres, and more especially the capital, something like a
+popular demonstration greeted the arrival of news from provincial
+quarters. The wires had been buzzing with intelligence of the disaster
+since early dawn, and yet the news and telegraph offices found it
+impossible to throw off the steaming bulletins giving additional
+particulars, or summing up the history of the exploit in localities
+already heard from, with sufficient speed to meet the cravings of the
+multitude. The streets of the capital were filled with passengers, who,
+with white faces and lips compressed, seemed as firmly intent on reaching
+some point of general rendezvous as it was indubitably certain that they
+had nothing definite in view, but were tossed to and fro by a burning
+thirst for news that must and would not be satisfied. Occasionally, as the
+crowd kept this frantic pace, individuals would suffer themselves
+buttonholed, and made the subjects of lengthy confidences, but rarely, as
+one man's property in the commodity of the hour was something which all
+might share at the bulletin-board; and so all day long the human tides
+ebbed and flowed along the news-channels, never manifesting impatience,
+but ever quickening their speed to keep pace with the now fairly excited
+messengers. Merchants and shop-keepers stood in their doors wearing
+prurient countenances, and anon, sending would-be purchasers away with
+curt replies; for since the sun rose on that eventful morn, had not
+traffic grown out of fashion? Women and children kept within doors without
+commands to that effect, for there was something in the very air of the
+crowds without that not only did not invite confidence, but positively
+frowned upon all advances thereto. The Metropolitan guards, who had
+special instructions, and whose force had been doubled since morning,
+moved along their beats wearing grave countenances, and occasionally
+scanning the faces of the crowd with furtive stare, as if in search of
+some secret which they half suspected lay hidden there. Once they ventured
+upon an arrest, being guided by their suspicions only, as was evident from
+their embarrassed movements; but though they employed a strong guard, and
+sought out the most thinly peopled avenues in making away with their
+prisoner, they had not proceeded above two blocks before they were set
+upon by the crowd, and compelled not only to relinquish their charge, but
+to seek safety in flight. It was even whispered that there was a secret
+police force abroad, deriving its authority from the opposition element in
+politics; but this was industriously denied in quarters where the facts
+should have been known, and after it became a rumor, every effort was made
+to quell suspicion. But, however that may have been, after the
+unsuccessful feint to which we have called attention, no further effort
+was made to interfere with the calm-faced crowds which, looking neither to
+the right nor left, persevered in that unvarying procession which led them
+to and from the news centres. A K. K. K. placard, which had been posted at
+a popular street corner during the previous night, and which, for
+contrasted reasons, had been given a wide berth by the rival factions,
+became, as the evening wore along, the one subject which seemed to
+possess sufficient interest to attract the regards of passers-by, and it
+is probable that its importance (like some sentient wonders that we wot
+of) was derived from the circumstance of its connection with weightier
+subjects.
+
+It was probably past the hour of noon before the extent of the Ku-Klux
+raid was certainly known to the State authorities, and to say that the
+intelligence cast a palpable gloom over the various departments of
+government, would hardly particularize the situation with that
+definiteness which the curiosity of the reader may demand. After the noon
+recess it was found impossible to assemble a quorum of either the
+legislative or judicial functionaries, and when visitors sought
+individuals belonging to these branches, with a view to conference on
+private topics, they were, oftener than not, sent away with the
+intelligence that they had left the city. But this was scarcely true in
+any case, for not only was there no hegira of State officers from the
+scene of their labors on this day, but out-bound trains flew along the
+landscapes with hardly any reasonable ballast in the way of passengers.
+The secret of the whole business, as revealed soon after, showed that some
+very extensive caucusing was being done, and that the K. K. K. cabal, for
+the first time in its history, was receiving that attention from the
+government authorities which its importance demanded. It is not known with
+certainty what was resolved upon at these meetings, but it may be guessed,
+with tolerable assurance, that those bold measures soon afterwards
+instituted in the House (though enterprised too late for any practical
+use) received their inspiration from this excited period. And it was soon
+after published as an item of news, that the judiciary demanded of their
+law-making colleagues some immediate legislation that would enable them to
+grapple with the new problem in jurisprudence which the movement
+presented.
+
+About the middle of the afternoon there was a popular demonstration in the
+neighborhood of the capitol, the crowds lounging in that direction in an
+objectless kind of way, but when, finding themselves under the shadow of
+the great building, developing a sudden enthusiasm for something, or some
+individual, they scarce knew what. For more than an hour they besieged the
+State functionaries with loud huzzahs, and only when they saw that the
+demonstration had been misunderstood, or that they would be given the cold
+shoulder, in any event, did they relinquish the purpose of hearing some
+report from their law-givers, and being heard in return. But when the
+countermarch movement began, very little time was consumed by the crowd in
+transporting itself out of sight and hearing--individuals, and especially
+those who had been conspicuous in the movement, walking hurriedly, and
+with their heads down, as if to conceal an expression of chagrin that
+lurked in their countenances.
+
+At sunset the situation was unchanged, the main streets emptying
+themselves of their human currents, in obedience to some suburban
+attraction at intervals, only to be filled next hour with the chaffering
+multitudes, who resumed their fatuous pursuit of the unknown quantity in
+the news-problem with the same heat that it had been undertaken in the
+early portion of the day. It was at this precise hour that the Governor
+was observed to leave the State-house, accompanied by two gentlemen of his
+staff, and walk hurriedly along Cedar Street, in the direction of the
+public square. The crowds seemed determined to place their own
+interpretation on this movement, and having assembled in large force at
+the point where College street intersects that along which the party were
+passing, loud hootings were indulged in, and in forcing a passage through
+the crowd, the obnoxious individuals subjected to rougher jostling than
+was thought to be required by the emergency. Turning to reply to some
+taunt volunteered from the crowd, one of the gentlemen lost his hat by a
+blow from behind, and was deprived of the gratification which he might
+otherwise have received upon relieving himself of a few sentences of
+eloquent invective, by a storm of derisive cheers, which drowned every
+other sound. At the next crossing the demonstration was equally as large,
+if not so aggressive, and when the official trio reached a neighboring
+building, and immured themselves within its walls, they doubtless looked
+back upon the reminiscence with feelings of relief. But from after
+developments, it may be inferred that they had no sooner felt themselves
+exempt from the perils which had lately beset them, than they entered upon
+a conference to devise ways and means of escape from their temporary
+fortress (for such the building in which they had taken refuge proved to
+be). This would not have been difficult of accomplishment, in any event,
+and the tactics resolved upon by the besieged rendered it comparatively
+easy of attainment.
+
+In less than ten minutes the throngs, who had assembled with no more
+serious object in view than to gratify an idle curiosity, and express
+their unfriendliness to their taskmasters by the methods usually adopted,
+had been taken up by the absorbent elements of the crowd flowing newsward,
+and were no more. If the Governor's party had expected resistance of this
+character, they were to be deceived, for by the time the lamps were
+lighted, almost a calm pervaded that quarter; and when, a few moments
+later, the first of the party (who proved to be Governor Brownlow) left
+the building by a postern-gate in the rear, he was seen by none but the
+spies who had been set to watch. Hurrying along an alleyway, the honorable
+refugee had crossed two squares ere he emerged upon the broad street which
+led across an unfrequented portion of the city, to the vicinity of the
+mansion which he occupied. Halting here to reconnoitre and indulge a
+moment of quiet reflection, after the exciting events through which he had
+passed, he was suddenly encountered by a form of the peril from which he
+was seeking to escape that had more than once been suggested to his fancy,
+but which now presented itself in such palpable outline, and with an
+attitude so positively menacing, that his courage forsook him for the
+moment, and he recovered from the manner of a suppliant just in time to
+save himself from a very humiliating scene. The _thing_ in question was an
+ugly and even frightful embodiment of the genus Ku-Klux, which, having
+been successful in its contemplated surprise, was very naturally disposed
+to dictate terms to its victim. As no violence was intended, it had time,
+however, for but a few tragic sentences, adopted from a repertory prepared
+for the occasion, before the frightened official had recovered his wits
+and his Greek.
+
+Raising himself to his full stature, the Governor denied the assumed
+ghostliness of his interlocutor in these precise words: "Do you not know,
+fiend, that I possess the authority to have you shot or hung, and that I
+am strongly persuaded to exercise it?"
+
+To which the "fiend" retorted in the following laconism "But how many
+suns, O man! would look upon the deed unavenged?" and realizing that they
+were quits, the parties to this amusing by-comedy went their respective
+ways.
+
+The report of this transaction reaching the public ear via the
+sensation-mongers, a few hours later, it was taken up in its amended form
+and bandied about the coffee houses and street-corner gatherings until it
+finally lost all proportions, and at nine o'clock, precisely, was guilty
+of sending an old gentleman to bed, on the outskirts of the city, under
+the conviction that Governor Brownlow had been murdered by the Ku-Klux.
+
+But though for twenty hours her streets had flowed with lava tides of that
+wild element of which mobs are made, and whatsoever was leonine in her
+temperament had been appealed to by rumors of war, that rode past on every
+breeze, somewhere in the "wee sma' hours ayont the twal," the last star
+had paled in the news' firmament without witnessing anything more tragical
+than may be found among the occurrences related in this chapter, and the
+tired city slept.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+
+KU-KLUX HORRORS IN TENNESSEE.
+
+ The Klan Outlawed--A Price set upon the Heads of its Membership--A
+ Rash Act of one of its Dens--Strong Provocations--Negro
+ Insurrectionists Placed in the Jail at Trenton--Prisoners Wrested
+ from the County Authorities by Two Hundred Men Disguised as
+ Ku-Klux--Subsequent Massacre--Detectives in Pursuit--Members of the
+ Order Indicted--Efforts to Convict the Accused--Failure of
+ Prosecution--Affair in Obion--Why these Horrors are Classed as Twin
+ Editions--Description of Madrid Bend--K. K. K. Transactions in this
+ Remote Quarter--Planters' Jealousy--Message from Mr. J. to the
+ Leaders of the Party--Cool Treatment it Received--The K.'s Declare
+ their Intention of Punishing one of the Laborers on J.'s Farm--His
+ Defiance--Arming the Blacks--A Fierce Skirmish--J.'s Flight--Massacre
+ of Fleeing Blacks--Eight Colored Men taken from the County Jail at
+ Troy--Their Fate a Mystery.
+
+
+In Tennessee, where the Klan took the form of a political party, which
+bitterly antagonized the Brownlow administration in every issue of
+government, the principles which it supported (despite the bad qualities
+inherent in its organization) gave it a success altogether unproportioned
+to the means employed. Notwithstanding it was outlawed by act of the
+Legislature, and a price set upon the heads of its membership, it
+continued to flourish long after Brownlowism had ceased to be an element
+in the politics of the State. But, after a comparatively uneventful
+history during the years which intervened, in the summer of 1874 a rash
+act of one of its Dens, located in Gibson county, in the western portion
+of the State, operated such a loss of influence to the body throughout the
+State, that it at once became ineffective; and here, in the autumn of this
+year, the latest remnant of the organization on Southern soil fell into
+disintegration, and ceased to exist.
+
+A brief history of this transaction may prove not uninteresting to the
+reader, as it was one of the most daring and venal of all the acts of
+these regulators, and influenced national affairs as has no other local
+event within the present century. In a remote settlement in the eastern
+portion of this county, a party of negroes had organized themselves into a
+military company, which not only conducted night drills and made
+occasional raids into the surrounding settlements, but threatened that at
+no distant day they would devastate the neighboring country, and prove the
+heralds of an insurrection that would give the Southern country into the
+hands of their race. The whites in the immediate vicinity bore their
+midnight levies with tolerable resignation, and would, doubtless, have
+dismissed their taunts as meaningless, if these had not been supported by
+acts which left no doubt as to the warlike quality of their designs. They
+had proceeded so far as to procure arms and ammunition, and nominate a day
+for the threatened outbreak before any interference was attempted, and
+when this was finally resolved upon, it was effected quietly by arresting
+some of the more prominent conspirators at their homes. These parties were
+incarcerated in the county jail at Trenton, and though the feeling of
+indignation ran high in every portion of the county, it is believed that a
+resolution to drop the subject here, or submit to such meagre satisfaction
+as it was in the power of the courts to render in such cases, was general.
+Such peaceful and eminently wise counsels were not to prevail, however,
+and on the night succeeding that upon which these prisoners had been
+committed to the county authorities for safe keeping, a large body of men
+(estimated at from two to three hundred), disguised as Ku-Klux, rode into
+the town, and laying siege to the jail, soon effected their object of
+taking from thence the alleged insurrectionists. In view of the formidable
+force employed, no resistance was offered, and the prisoners, being tied
+securely on horses, which had been provided for that purpose, were placed
+at the head of the column and conducted six miles from Trenton in an
+easterly direction. Here a parley was called, and some dispute arising as
+to what disposition should be made of the prisoners, they were commanded
+to make their escape, and at the same instant fired upon, the volley being
+repeated twice. Of the company of ten who were commended to this terrible
+fate, two were killed outright, two were badly wounded, and the remainder
+(disappointing the wishes of their captors, it is thought), made good
+their escape. The news of this event spread rapidly, and as it met with
+almost universal condemnation, a vigorous pursuit was organized, and every
+effort which a thoroughly aroused and indignant community would be likely
+to employ, undertaken to discover and arrest the perpetrators. Knowing
+that disaffection had existed among the raiders, and a large portion, if
+not a majority of their number, had refused to participate in the
+massacre, this clew was adopted by the authorities, and a detective force
+employed, which it was thought could not fail of success. Several days
+were consumed in the pursuit and investigation, and at the end of that
+time it was announced that one of the party had become "State's witness,"
+and that a full expose of the affair would follow.
+
+The faith that was reposed in this story shows how unequal was the
+estimate which the State authorities placed upon the resources and
+influence of their secret enemy, and how illy adapted to the ends in view
+was the machinery of prosecution employed by the courts in this and
+similar causes. The party who had professed a willingness to betray his
+associates in this affair could only be prevailed upon to embrace a very
+small number in the accusations he made, and, at the subsequent trial,
+completely failed to sustain the points of the indictment which had been
+founded on his sworn admissions.
+
+The arrests were made, however, and after a long and tedious contest
+between the State and Federal courts, regarding the subject of their
+jurisdiction--which could not fail to prove advantageous to the
+accused--the trial, or something which bore a resemblance thereto, was
+proceeded with. Viewing the resources of the two parties to the
+presentment, and the efforts put forth by each, it could not have been a
+success on any terms, and, under the existing conditions, proved a
+judicial farce of the first magnitude. The negroes who had made their
+escape from the scene of the massacre, and who had held out promises that
+they could identify their would-be lynchers, failed to meet the tests
+which were imposed at the trial; and the State's witness, mainly relied
+upon, either could not, or would not, criminate his associates beyond a
+few general statements, that would not have justified even a partial
+verdict. After a lengthy trial, pending which the State authorities put
+forth their utmost exertions to establish the guilt of the accused, it was
+announced that an _alibi_ had been proven in each case; and so ended the
+Gibson county horror.
+
+In Obion, a county adjoining Gibson on the west, the details of even a
+bloodier affair than that recounted above were given to the public a few
+years earlier, but which, for some reason, never found its way into the
+courts. We give the outlines in this place, because these horrors, in view
+of the _locus in quo_, will always be classed as twin editions in future
+histories of the Ku-Klux riots.
+
+In what is known as Madrid Bend, a peninsular territory formed by a curve
+in the Mississippi River at its junction with Reelfoot Lake (which
+occupies the rear of the district), are situated a number of large farms,
+supporting hundreds of negro laborers, and here, as might have been
+expected, that doctrine of cause and effect, inversely applied, to which
+we have referred in a previous chapter, had its perfect work. On such soil
+the K. K. K. vine could not fail to prosper; and accordingly, at an early
+day, a Den was organized, which soon afterwards took upon itself the duty
+of regulating the affairs of the little kingdom. Loyal League meetings
+were broken up; carpet-baggers were requested to skip on brief notice; the
+enfranchised masses were not permitted to vote too early, nor too often;
+but, what is sincerely to be regretted by the honest historian, called
+upon to chronicle these events, and the law-loving public at large,
+matters did not stop here. The weird brotherhood went further still, in
+enforcing their ideas of good government, and were wont, at those periods
+of the "calm, still night" when the queen of its realm did not exercise
+her beams too freely, to visit the neighboring farms, and, at the end of
+the lash, administer lessons in morals, social polity, etc. The "man and
+brother" was not permitted to offend in too palpable breaches of morals,
+even on his own territory, and certain home duties were strictly enjoined
+upon him. These _ex cathedra_ performances proceeded in fact to great
+lengths, and naturally gave dissatisfaction to the controllers of the
+farming interests in the Bend.
+
+One of these, whom we shall designate as Mr. J., a large proprietor, who
+felt himself particularly outraged, in view of the fact that his farm had
+been several times visited in this clandestine manner, finally protested,
+and signified to those whom he regarded as the leaders of the movement his
+perfect ability to control his own affairs. No reply was made at the time,
+but not long after this one of the negro laborers on J.'s farm had the
+misfortune to commit a misdemeanor amenable to severe punishment under the
+K. K. K. code, and it soon after became apparent that the neighborhood Den
+would adopt the usual plan in meting out justice to the offender. Upon
+receiving this intelligence, J., seeing that his authority was not only
+set at nought, but defied, became enraged, and notified the parties that
+they must proceed at their peril, as he would arm the negroes on his
+plantation, and lead them in an effort to resist the proposed attack.
+Unawed by this proclamation, the Klan made its dispositions, and at about
+twelve o'clock on the night designated, appeared on the scene. A fierce
+skirmish ensued, as was to have been expected. The negroes had not only
+been fully equipped, as their employer had threatened, but were stationed
+behind barricades, with which their wooden houses were lined, and hence
+fought to the best advantage. The attacking party, on the other hand, was
+compelled to occupy open ground, and so far from being shielded by the
+darkness, the relative situation of the parties adjudged that circumstance
+favorable to the enemy. The combat was a brief one, and under the
+conditions which they were forced to accept, could not have resulted
+favorably to the besiegers. They finally withdrew, having had one man
+killed and three wounded in this ill-advised affair. The negroes, on their
+part, suffered no loss whatever.
+
+But the end was not yet, and while fortune favored the cause of the
+resisting faction in the skirmish of which we have given brief
+particulars, they must have realized, from their knowledge of their
+surroundings, that the blood which had been shed would be required at
+their hands. The scene, moreover, was remote from any garrisoned point
+whence they might have received aid from government troops in the event
+that the attack was renewed.
+
+The news of the affair, as was to have been expected, spread rapidly, and
+as great excitement ensued, J., feeling the insecurity of his position,
+fled by steamer to Memphis, at the same time counselling the negroes to
+place themselves under the protection of the authorities. Troy, the seat
+of justice of Obion, was distant from the scene of rencontre about twenty
+miles, and thither, at an early hour of the day, the negroes, adopting
+by-paths and unfrequented routes, turned their steps. But despite the
+precautions against discovery which they adopted, their movements were
+closely spied, and before they had proceeded many miles a large force of
+their enemies was in pursuit. Riding at a break-neck speed, the pursuing
+party gained on them rapidly, and as they kept out flankers, in order
+that none of the party might be overran and thus suffered to escape, ten
+of the refugees were overtaken and put to death ere the raiders were
+warned that they were trespassing too far on neutral territory.
+
+Eight of the eighteen succeeded in reaching Troy, and at their request
+were placed in jail, and a strong guard detailed for their protection.
+Even these extraordinary precautions, however, proved unavailing, and on
+the first night of their incarceration a large force of disguised men
+invested the prison, and having intimidated the guard, carried them away
+prisoners. Further than this, no report has ever been given of the affair,
+but it may be guessed, with tolerable assurance, that they shared the fate
+of their companions.
+
+This affair created a profound sensation throughout the entire country,
+and to it, as much as any other single deed of the night-riders, are due
+those prompt measures on the part of the general and State governments
+which operated as such an emphatic check on their movements. Soon after
+this the Congress of the United States passed a law virtually outlawing
+the body; and later, in view of certain phases of the subject which best
+adapted it to the special legislation of which they were capable,
+relegated the question to the State governments, reserving only the right
+to adjudicate such causes where States were indisposed to afford their
+citizens adequate protection.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+
+KU-KLUX LAW.
+
+ Any person, under color of law, etc., of any State, depriving another
+ of any rights, etc., secured by the Constitution of the United
+ States, made liable to the party injured, 7034--Penalty for
+ conspiring, by force, to put down the government of the United
+ States, etc., 7035--Conspirator's doing, etc., any act in furtherance
+ of the object of the conspiracy, and injuring another, liable to
+ damages therefor, 7035--What to be deemed a denial by any State to
+ any class of its people of their equal protection under the laws,
+ 7036--What unlawful combination to be deemed a rebellion against the
+ government of the United States (obsolete), 7037--Certain persons not
+ to be jurors in certain cases, 7038--Jurors to take oath; false
+ swearing, in taking this oath, to be perjury, 7038--Any person
+ knowing that certain wrongs are about to be done, and having power to
+ prevent, etc., neglects so to do, and any such wrong is done, is made
+ liable for all damages caused thereby, 7039.
+
+
+_Act of the Congress of the United States. An Act to enforce the
+provisions of the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United
+States, and for other purposes._
+
+ART. 7034. [1.] Any person, who, under color of any law, statute,
+ordinance, regulation, custom, or usage of any State, shall subject, or
+cause to be subjected, any person within the jurisdiction of the United
+States, to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities,
+secured by the Constitution of the United States, shall, any such law,
+statute, ordinance, regulation, custom, or usage of the State to the
+contrary, notwithstanding, be liable to the party injured in any action at
+law, suit in equity, or other proceeding for redress; such proceeding to
+be prosecuted in the several district or circuit courts of the United
+States, with, and subject to the same rights of appeal, review upon error,
+and other remedies provided in like cases, in such courts under the
+provisions of the Act of the 9th of April, eighteen hundred and sixty-six,
+entitled "An Act to protect all persons in the United States in their
+civil rights, and to furnish the means of their vindication," and the
+other remedial laws of the United States which are, in their nature,
+applicable in such cases.
+
+ART. 7035. [2.] (1.) If two or more persons within any State or Territory
+of the United States, shall conspire together to overthrow, or to put
+down, or to destroy by force the government of the United States, or to
+levy war against the United States, or to oppose, by force, the authority
+of the government of the United States, or by force, intimidation, or
+threat, to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the
+United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the
+United States, contrary to the authority thereof, or by force,
+intimidation, or threat, to prevent any person from accepting or holding
+any office of trust, or place of confidence, under the United States, or
+from discharging the duties thereof, or by force, intimidation, or
+threat, to induce any officer of the United States to leave any State,
+district, or place where his duties, as such officer might lawfully be
+performed, or to injure him in his person or property on account of his
+lawful discharge of the duties of his office, or to injure his person
+while engaged in the lawful discharge of the duties of his office, or to
+injure his property, so as to molest, interrupt, hinder, or impede him in
+the discharge of his official duty, or by force, intimidation, or threat,
+to deter any party or witness in any court of the United States from
+attending such court, or from testifying in any matter pending in such
+court, fully, freely, and truthfully, or to injure any such party or
+witness, in his person or property, on account of his so having attended
+or testified, or by force, intimidation, or threat to influence the
+verdict, presentment, or indictment of any juror or grand juror, in any
+court of the United States, or to injure such juror in his person or
+property, on account of any verdict, presentment, or indictment, lawfully
+assented to by him, or on account of his being or having been such juror,
+or shall conspire together, or go in disguise upon the public highway, or
+upon the premises of another for the purpose, either directly or
+indirectly, of depriving any person or class of persons of the equal
+protection of the laws, or of equal privileges or immunities under the
+laws, or for the purpose of preventing or hindering the constituted
+authorities of any State from giving or securing to all persons within
+such State the equal protection of the laws, or shall conspire together
+for the purpose of in any manner impeding, obstructing, hindering, or
+defeating the due course of justice in any State or Territory, with intent
+to deny to any citizen of the United States the due and equal protection
+of the laws, or to injure any person in his person or property for
+lawfully enforcing the right of any person or class of persons to the
+equal protection of the laws, or by force, intimidation, or threat, to
+prevent any citizen of the United States lawfully entitled to vote from
+giving his support or advocacy, in a lawful manner, towards or in favor of
+the election of any lawfully qualified person as an elector of president
+or vice-president of the United States, or as a member of the congress of
+the United States, or to injure any such person in his person or property,
+on account of such support or advocacy: each, and every person so
+offending, shall be deemed guilty of a high crime, and upon conviction
+thereof, in any district or circuit court of the United States, or
+district or supreme court of any Territory of the United States, having
+jurisdiction of similar offences, shall be punished by a fine not less
+than five hundred nor more than five thousand dollars, or by imprisonment,
+with or without hard labor, as the court may determine, for a period not
+less than six months, nor more than six years, as the court may determine,
+or by both such fine and imprisonment, as the court shall determine. (2.)
+And if any one or more persons engaged in any such conspiracy shall do,
+or cause to be done, any act in furtherance of the object of such
+conspiracy, whereby any person shall be injured in his person or property,
+or deprived of having and exercising any right or privilege of a citizen
+of the United States, the person so injured or deprived of such rights and
+privileges may have and maintain an action for the recovery of damages,
+occasioned by such injury or deprivation of rights and privileges against
+any one or more of the persons engaged in such conspiracy, such action to
+be prosecuted in the proper district or circuit of the United States, with
+and subject to the same rights of appeal, review upon error, and other
+remedies provided in like cases in such courts under the provisions of the
+Act of April ninth, eighteen hundred and sixty-six, entitled "An Act to
+protect all persons in the United States in their civil rights, and to
+furnish the means of their vindication."
+
+ART. 7036. [3.] In all cases where insurrection, domestic violence,
+unlawful combinations or conspiracies in any State shall so obstruct or
+hinder the execution of the laws thereof, and of the United States, so as
+to deprive any portion or class of the people of such State of the rights,
+privileges, immunities, or protection named in the Constitution and
+secured by this act, and the constituted authorities of such State shall
+either be unable to protect, or shall from any cause fail in or refuse
+protection of the people in such rights, such facts shall be deemed a
+denial by such State of equal protection of the laws of the United States,
+to which they are entitled under the Constitution of the United States;
+and in all such cases; or whenever any such insurrection, violence,
+unlawful combination, or conspiracy shall oppose or obstruct the laws of
+the United States, or the due execution thereof, or impede, or obstruct
+the due course of justice under the same, it shall be lawful for the
+President, and it shall be his duty, to take such measures, by the
+employment of the militia or the land and naval forces of the United
+States, or of either, or by other means, as he may deem necessary for the
+suppression of such insurrection, domestic violence, or combinations; and
+any person who shall be arrested under the provisions of this and the
+preceding section, shall be delivered to the marshal of the proper
+district, to be dealt with according to law.
+
+ART. 7037. [4.] Whenever in any State, or part of a State, the unlawful
+combinations named in the preceding section of this act shall be organized
+and armed, and so numerous and powerful as to be able by violence to
+either overthrow or set at defiance the constituted authorities of such
+State and of the United States, within such States, or when the
+constituted authorities are in complicity with or shall connive at the
+unlawful purposes of such powerful and armed combinations; and whenever,
+by reason of either or all of the causes aforesaid, the conviction of such
+offenders and the preservation of the public safety shall become in such
+district impracticable, in every such case such combinations shall be
+deemed a rebellion against the government of the United States, and during
+the continuance of such rebellion, and within the limits of the district
+which shall be so under the sway thereof, such limits to be prescribed by
+proclamation, it shall be lawful for the President of the United States,
+when in his judgment the public safety shall require it, to suspend the
+privileges of the writ of _habeas corpus_, to the end that such rebellion
+may be overthrown. _Provided_, That all the privileges of the second
+section of an act entitled "An Act relating to _habeas corpus_, and
+regulating judicial proceedings in certain cases," approved March third,
+eighteen hundred and sixty-three, which relates to the discharge of
+prisoners other than prisoners of war, and to the penalty for refusing to
+obey the orders of the court, shall be in full force, so far as the same
+are applicable to the provisions of this section. _Provided, further_,
+That the President shall first have made proclamation, as now provided by
+law, commanding such insurgents to disperse. _And provided, also_, That
+the provisions of this section shall not be enforced after the end of the
+next regular session of Congress.
+
+1872. The foregoing section was re-enacted in the Senate (1872) but it
+failed in the House. Hence, by limitation, it became obsolete June 10th,
+1872. Action was taken under it by President Grant in several counties in
+South Carolina while the law was in force.
+
+ART. 7038. [5.] No person shall be a grand or petit juror in any court of
+the United States upon any inquiry, hearing, or trial of any suit,
+proceeding, or prosecution based upon or arising under the provisions of
+this act who shall, in the judgment of the court, be in complicity with
+any such combination or conspiracy; and every such juror shall, before
+entering upon any such inquiry, hearing, or trial, take and subscribe an
+oath in open court that he has never, directly or indirectly, counselled,
+advised, or voluntarily aided any such combination or conspiracy; and each
+and every person who shall take this oath, and shall therein swear
+falsely, shall be guilty of perjury, and shall be subject to the laws and
+penalties declared against that crime; and the first section of the
+article entitled "An Act defining additional causes of challenge, and
+prescribing an additional oath for grand and petit juries in the United
+States' courts," approved June 17th, eighteen hundred and sixty-two, be,
+and the same is hereby repealed.
+
+ART. 7039. [6.] Any person or persons having knowledge that any of the
+wrongs conspired to be done and mentioned in the second section of this
+act are about to be committed, and having power to prevent or aid in
+preventing the same, shall neglect or refuse so to do, and such wrongful
+act shall be committed, such person or persons shall be liable to the
+person injured, or his legal representatives, for all damages caused by
+any such wrongful act, which first-named person or persons by reasonable
+diligence could have prevented; and such damages may be recovered in an
+action on the case in the proper circuit court of the United States, and
+any number of persons guilty of such wrongful neglect or refusal may be
+joined as defendants in such action. _Provided_, That such action shall be
+commenced within one year after such cause of action shall have occurred;
+and if the death of any person shall be caused by any such wrongful act
+and neglect, the legal representative of such deceased person shall have
+such action therefor, and may recover not exceeding five thousand dollars'
+damages therein, for the benefit of the widow of such deceased person, if
+any there be, or if there be no widow, for the benefit of the next of kin
+of such deceased person.
+
+ART. 7040. [7.] Nothing herein contained shall be construed to supersede
+or repeal any former act or law, except so far as the same may be
+repugnant thereto; and any offences heretofore committed against the tenor
+of any former act shall be prosecuted; and any proceeding already
+commenced for the prosecution thereof, shall be continued and completed,
+the same as if this act had not been passed, except so far as the
+provisions of this act may go to sustain and validate such proceedings.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+
+THE K. K. K. IN LOUISIANA.
+
+ Adventists--How they Practised on the Parasitical Blacks--A Little
+ Power is a Dangerous Thing--The Political Situation in '67--Whites
+ Refraining from Participation in Election Campaigns--The State
+ Press--The Order of K. K. K. in Louisiana--When the Government
+ Officials were first Notified of its Presence--The Feeling in Grant
+ Parish, a Shire Division of the State created for Political
+ Purposes--Riot Growing out of a Personal Difficulty--Blacks
+ Entrenched in the Court-House at Colfax--Besieged by a Force of from
+ Three Hundred to Four Hundred Men--Parley--Negroes Refuse to
+ Surrender--A Second Defiance--Building Fired--Massacre and
+ Termination of the Bloody Affair--Statistics of Losses in the
+ Fight--Who were Responsible--The White League or Camelias--Occupied
+ the K. K. K. Basis in Externals--New Orleans Riots--Their Effect on
+ the Returning Boards--Coushatta--K. K. K. in Texas--Border History
+ Uneventful--Texas Legislature Interferes.
+
+
+In the States of Louisiana and South Carolina the war between the K.'s and
+Loyal League waged fiercest, and was longest protracted, for here the
+fires of political proscription were earliest lighted, and the boundaries
+of party maintained with the greatest fortitude. In the former State, a
+party of men, who were known in certain quarters by the derisive title of
+"Adventists," had assumed to control its affairs, not so much in the
+interest of, as by the use of, as a means, the negro element of its
+population. Practising upon the credulity of this unenlightened class, it
+is not too much to say that they effected their object; and for a period
+of more than seven years around these central suns of the political
+firmament the parasitical blacks fluttered. Governors, congressmen, and
+legislators were created from this material without any reference whatever
+to the legal attainments or other qualifications of the aspirants, and
+with a view only to such class legislation as could be made available to
+the negro rings, and destructive to the people's interests in that
+quarter.
+
+Placed in control of affairs, these men, having suffered under the
+dispensation which the poet sought to describe in the words, "A little
+learning is a dangerous thing, etc.," and suspecting, moreover, that his
+meaning had not been fully brought out in that expressive stanza,
+astonished even their followers with an example which said "a little power
+is a dangerous thing." Legislating, mainly, with a view to continuance in
+authority, and arbitrarily seizing the elective machinery of the State,
+they had, independently of the League, under the existing conditions, an
+unlimited lease of the State administration. Nor did they fail to realize
+the advantages that came to them under the system of government which they
+had adopted. Having found a precedent for the most pronounced
+transgressions of a written law in the acts of their co-conspirators in
+other States, and an excuse in the resistance which they inspired, they
+proceeded to lengths of usurpation which those interested for the cause of
+liberty on those shores viewed with surprise and dismay. The fullest use
+was made of every prerogative, and in innumerable instances they were
+subjected to that stretching process which has been commonly found so
+destructive to the article.
+
+So rapid was the transition from the war period to that of political
+anarchy, which followed in obedience to these conditions, that as early as
+the year 1867 the State was hopelessly committed to an ignorant and
+unprincipled minority, and in every portion thereof the white masses
+refrained from even attending the polls, so well assured were they that
+the fair majorities which they could score would be displaced by the most
+barefaced fictions. The opposition or conservative press, on the other
+hand, never ceased to perform its whole duty, representing to the people
+the true condition of affairs at the capital, the constant abuses of the
+legislative functions, the enormous treasury shortages, judicial
+tyrannies, etc., etc.; though, as was indicated by their course
+subsequently, to the more intelligent of those whom were addressed, this
+seemed but a citation of evils that were remediless; and where plans of
+relief were suggested, of remedies that were placed hopelessly beyond
+their reach. Even in the city of New Orleans, where these exhortations
+were most frequently heard, the municipal elections not unoften went by
+default to the minority representatives; and multitudes (who have since
+testified their devotion to the cause of right), attracted by the
+patronage of the winning power, while refusing to give them aid, tendered
+them congratulations.
+
+Others to whom these philippics came, and who in their country homes had
+been subjected to the intolerable rigors of League politics, took the
+appeals even more seriously than they were intended, and began that secret
+warfare on the agents of oppression in their midst, which, however
+effectual it may have proven in the end, must always be deprecated on the
+ground of those inequalities of principle which it represented, and of
+means it employed.
+
+The first secret political organization enterprised against the Radical
+power in Louisiana was unquestionably that edition of the K. K. K. which
+we have been treating, and which proved so effective in disestablishing
+the various isms of the party in other sections; but it is no less certain
+that, at no advanced stage of its existence on Louisiana soil, it
+underwent a very positive metempsychosis, and became, thereafter, the
+White League, or White Camelias as sometimes addressed representatively.
+But no matter by what appellative known, nor under what constitutional
+emendations proceeding, the idea was nowhere more aggressively employed in
+the work of uprooting the Radical succession, and rendering Southern
+hospitality, as applicable to its agents, a thing of unmitigated terror.
+For a year or more after its organization had been completed, little was
+done apparently, but during this time the League in all its departments
+had been subjected to a rigid espionage, and the communications of the
+former with the transactions of government at the capital, established by
+the same means.
+
+A slight difficulty in one of the Northern parishes, growing out of an
+election issue, was perhaps the first intimation conveyed to the Louisiana
+State authorities that they were to encounter opposition of this
+character. It, however, was local in its belongings, and though widely
+published by the organs of the League at the North, was not deemed worthy
+of attention by the State press. In Grant Parish, a new shire division of
+the State, created with a view to political ends, the quarrel of the
+factions assumed a serious shape at an early day, and here eventually
+transpired one of the most fearful tragedies of this bloody epoch. A
+remarkable feature of this affair was that it grew out of a purely
+personal matter, if we may except the contrast of races involved. The
+details of the private quarrel would of course be uninteresting, and the
+bloody particulars which followed may be recited in a few words.
+
+An issue of races having been distinctly made, the two parties assembled
+in force; the blacks, after some preliminary manoeuvring, entrenching
+themselves in the court-house at Colfax, and bidding defiance to their
+enemies. They were at once closely besieged by a force equalling, or
+possibly barely exceeding, their own (three hundred to four hundred men),
+and, after some parleying, an unconditional surrender demanded. This was
+resisted on the expressed condition that the entrenched force, though in
+the minority, were "able to defend themselves," and would do so at every
+hazard. An irregular skirmish followed, pending which no advantage
+resulted to the attacking party, and seeing which, the leaders of the
+movement resolved on bolder measures: The blacks were again notified that
+they must vacate their quarters, or submit to the torch, as the besiegers
+were fully resolved upon dispossessing them of that stronghold. This they
+seem to have regarded as a mere threat, impossible of execution, and
+continued to throw out defiances and fire an occasional shot into the
+enemy's ranks. The whites, on the other hand, unawed by their manner, and
+fully decided to adopt this measure as a _dernier ressort_, sent forward
+parties commissioned for the dangerous service. It is not known what
+resistance, if any, was offered to this stratagem, but very soon the
+building was in flames from pillar to turret, and the terrified blacks
+rushing forth in mad haste, to encounter a fate scarcely less terrible
+than that of being roasted in the flames. As they emerged from the burning
+building, the attacking columns threw themselves on their flanks, and
+poured volley after volley into their now fairly stampeded ranks. Scores
+fell under the first deadly assault, and as they passed on in their flight
+they were intercepted or overtaken by their infuriated pursuers, the
+massacre continuing a full hour after the terrified rout had begun to
+issue from the building.
+
+The statistics of the loss on either side in this engagement have never
+been given with accuracy, and there is good reason to believe that many of
+the approximations that have gone to the world have embodied intentional
+errors. From those who were participating in the affair, and represented
+the hostile factions in about equal proportion, we obtain the following
+estimate of their respective losses: Blacks killed, ninety; wounded,
+twenty-five. Whites killed, five; wounded, three. In the skirmish but few
+of the whites wore masks, and this affair has generally been regarded the
+fruit of a popular uprising, and not strictly chargeable to any secret
+organization, or body of men banded together for political purposes. It
+occurred, moreover, at a time when partisan feeling in that section had
+reached a strong ebb, and men were incensed against each other as they
+rarely become in the light of such incentives. That the Klan was
+officially represented in the affair was generally conceded.
+
+It was about this time, or a little previously, that the famous White
+League came into existence, occupying the K. K. K. basis as to politics,
+and in all essentials of its organization formulated upon the same model.
+This society assumed the duty of regulating the political affairs of the
+State, and that it succeeded to some extent in purifying the constitutions
+of the Returning Boards, those monster instrumentalities of fraud
+belonging to the Radical elective system here, there can be no doubt. It
+was, however, open to many objections, and on equitable grounds must have
+been defeated by the same testimony that in some instances was made
+available against the Klan. It was responsible for the New Orleans riots
+of December 1874, in which hundreds of lives were sacrificed, and which
+subjected the party which it assumed to represent to a manifest loss of
+influence. The Kellogg, or Radical faction, however, received severe
+punishment at their hands, and made many valuable concessions under the
+election issues, from which the troubles grew; and it was in this affair,
+likewise, that the Returning Boards, above mentioned, were made to feel
+their power, and "by the same sign" induced to amend their ways. A bloody
+affair at Coushatta, in the Red River country, followed in the succeeding
+year; but as the transactions of this body are not strictly within the
+purview of the present work, we refrain from a statement of the
+particulars.
+
+The Klan, finding its services no longer available here, in obedience to
+its nomadic instincts crossed the Texas border, and for a year or two
+following [Davis, Radical, being at that time Governor], assisted in the
+administration of Texas affairs. But while it proved a factor of no mean
+consequence in almost every political measure which agitated the Border
+mind, and numerous local raids were reported by the State journals, its
+frontier history was made up of unimportant details, whose want of
+adaptation to the plan of this volume must be our excuse for omitting
+them. The following statute, referring to the subject, was enacted by the
+Texas Legislature of contemporaneous date:
+
+ _Unlawfully appearing in disguise as Ku-Klux, White Camelias, and
+ other Deviltry, punished._
+
+ ART. 6508. [1.] The penal code for the State of Texas shall be
+ amended as follows, by inserting after Act 363 the following: [363]
+ _a_ If the purpose of the unlawful assembly be to alarm and frighten
+ any person, or persons, by appearing in disguise, so that the real
+ persons so acting and assembling can not be readily known, and by
+ using language or gestures calculated to produce in such person or
+ persons the fear of bodily harm, all persons engaged therein shall be
+ punished by fine not less than one hundred, nor more than one
+ thousand dollars each; and if such unlawful assembly shall take place
+ at any time of the night--that is, between sunset and sunrise--the
+ fine shall be doubled; and if three or more persons are found
+ together disguised and armed with deadly weapons, the same shall be
+ _prima facie_ evidence of the guilty purpose of such persons, as
+ above described; and if any other unlawful assembly, mentioned in
+ this chapter, consist in whole or in part of persons disguised and
+ armed with deadly weapons, the fine to be assessed upon each person
+ so offending shall be double the penalty hereinbefore described.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+
+TALLY-HO!
+
+ The Situation in Georgia--Bullock Usurpation--Some Things which may
+ be Explained--Negro Criminals--Taking Refuge in the Ocmulgee
+ Swamps--A Brutal Murder--Ku-Klux Ambushed--A Terrible Oath--Uncle
+ Jack B.--A Brief Memoir--"Nigger Dogs" in the "Goober State"--Uncle
+ Jack Interviewed by the Ku-Klux--What came of it--Getting Ready for
+ the Chase--A Pack of "Negro Dogs" described--In the Swamps--The
+ Opening Chorus--A Warm Trail--Swimming the
+ Ocmulgee--Disappointment--The Lull is Past--The Cheering Notes of the
+ Chase--Blood of the Martyrs! can it be?--A Last Effort--Another Crime
+ added to the Calendar--A fresh Start--Baffled Again--At Bay--Tragical
+ Scene.
+
+
+As the K. K. K. influence was not felt in the politics of the south-west
+after the events which we have narrated, and the scope of this work
+forbids our entering into such details as comprised the Chicot county
+affair in Arkansas, and the Vicksburg (Miss.) _emeute_, which was
+unquestionably due in part to other influences, we yield to the
+eccentricities of our theme, and find ourselves under the shadow of that
+towering usurpation--the Bullock administration in Georgia. The
+organization of the Klan in this State was perhaps more extensive and
+efficient than elsewhere on Southern soil,--proving a complete offset to
+the Loyal League in the important work of influencing party discipline,
+and, after a time, effecting its other aim--of rendering it physically
+_hors du combat_. We shall not pretend, however, to follow it through the
+various stages of its development on Georgia soil, nor give what might be
+deemed a correct history of its movements, as we are concerned rather with
+the issues which grew out of the latter, and that which will prove far
+more interesting to the reader--the _modus_ of its operations.
+
+A single feature of the campaign in this region we will endeavor to make
+prominent, without a design of saddling its individuality on this State,
+or insinuating that that branch of the pet institution vulgarly known as
+"nigger dogs" was not as widely diffused as its popular derivative, and
+far too fossilized in its structure to submit to any merely sentimental
+changes in types of government. So far as that phase of the subject may
+tend to obtrude difficulties upon the reader, the writer will volunteer
+the information that he was recently placed by accident at a point where
+his sensorium covered three large well-trained kennels of these brutes;
+and that it has been his good fortune, on more occasions than one, since
+liberty resumed its old-time inheritance in the "land we love," to follow
+the panting "Ketch," where none dare go before, along the redolent trail
+of the criminal--black or white. Nor is there anything more remarkable
+about the circumstance that the body of men known as Ku-Klux should, upon
+certain contingencies, avail themselves of the services of this sagacious
+brute, than that the same men, by accident or otherwise, should be
+employed on a righteous mission like the following:
+
+In the year 1862, in that portion of Telfair county where the _Elk_ river
+has its confluence with the Ocmulgee, a larger stream, a negro slave of
+Mr. ---- committed a brutal rape on one of his master's household, and
+fled to the neighboring wilderness. He was not pursued at the time, as, in
+view of the recent conscript levies and the unsettled state of the
+country, there were no available means at hand; and, aided by individuals
+of his own color, whose race prejudices at this time had reached a state
+of savage excitement, he found safe harborage and a precarious livelihood
+in the river-swamps during the entire period of the war. Pending his
+exile, and soon after it began, he was joined by an only brother, a
+brother-criminal likewise, who had been forced to fly the settlements;
+and, having formed an alliance--_sun_ and _ek_--the predatory excursions
+of this twain became thereafter the special terror of dwellers in that
+exposed region. Nothing, however, particularly worthy of mention marked
+their exploits until the year following the close of hostilities, when
+they emerged from their fastnesses, and having made their way to a
+neighboring settlement, occupied by an old gentleman and an only son, a
+youth of twelve years, put them both to death with every circumstance of
+horrible detail. This affair occurred in the latter part of the year
+1865, and, as was to have been expected, created a wide-spread sensation.
+
+Within a few hours after the deed had been committed, a well-equipped
+party of horsemen started in pursuit, and for more than a week conducted a
+thorough campaign through that division of the Ocmulgee swamps that was
+supposed to have furnished a retreat to the murderers. They did not
+succeed, however, further than to obtain a view of the refugees, and
+salute them with a volley at long range; and seeing that their efforts
+would prove fruitless, returned to their homes. Here the matter rested
+until the following spring, when a party of Ku-Klux, raiding in that
+vicinity, were fired upon from the brush, and one of their number killed,
+by two men who were positively recognized as the swamp-ruffians. Having
+buried their dead companion, in obedience to the strange ceremonies in
+vogue with them, the members of the Klan assembled around his grave, and
+recorded an oath "never to relent from their purpose of revenge, nor cease
+the pursuit of his murderers, while the Ocmulgee contained water, and the
+region fertilized by it and its tributaries supported an inch of
+unexplored territory."
+
+Not far from the scene of the last occurrence lived Uncle Jack B----, a
+character in the neighborhood prior to Sherman's raid and reconstruction,
+but who, since those events, in view of a somewhat disproportioned record,
+had been singing exceedingly small. In _ante bellum_ times, this old
+gentleman had been looked up to, by both whites and blacks of his
+vicinity, as in some sense the reigning monarch of the locality, and one
+between whose smiles and frowns lay considerations that might engage the
+attention of much weightier personages than any whom the countryside
+supported. In brief, Uncle Jack had been the proud proprietor of the
+largest and best known pack of "nigger dogs" in the "Goober State," with
+all that that implied in the language of the reconstructionists; and if he
+did not still possess that distinction, it was altogether attributable to
+the circumstance that the office which it involved had ceased to be a
+sinecure, and the property in question was no longer quoted among
+commercial values. But though the old man and his beasts bowed their heads
+under the in _terrorem_ of the new order of things, they well knew that
+this _dies irae_ could not last always, and were, moreover, fully persuaded
+of the truth of the old proverb which insures to every well-behaved canine
+a "dish" in passing events. That they were not sophists in this matter
+will be sufficiently demonstrated by the remaining events of this chapter.
+
+At precisely twelve o'clock on the night succeeding that which witnessed
+the tragical event last narrated above, Uncle Jack held a long conference,
+at the outer gate of his premises, with three mounted men, and shortly
+thereafter might have been observed to visit his stable and dog-kennel,
+lingering for some time in the vicinity of each. A half-hour or more was
+consumed by the details of a preparation from which it was plain to be
+seen some mystery was in course of evolution, and the old man, mounted on
+his now full-rigged hunter, and swept forward in a tempest of dolorous
+howlings, turned an angle of the close, and joined his weird visitors.
+
+It will hardly be necessary to inform the reader that these men were K. K.
+K. emissaries, who had been dispatched to secure the hunter and his dogs
+to aid them in the difficult enterprise which they had undertaken; and
+looking from one to the other of the new levies, he would have no
+hesitancy in making up his mind that "Barkis was willin'," and the "yaller
+beauties," as he was wont to term them, "spilin'" for nigger meat. These
+latter were composed of a dozen brace of the best Florida breed of the
+hybrid blood- and sleuth-hound, fat and frolicsome, wearing sleek coats of
+yellow, and as to size, if put to the test, the runtiest of the runts
+would have kicked the beam at fifty pounds. Leashed in couples, they made
+rapid circuits around the now galloping horsemen, filling the night with
+the music of their weird chorus, and falling to an indiscriminate and
+discordant baying whenever hog or cow or other animate thing, startled
+from their covert, stood still to guess at the intrusion. Three miles from
+the point of starting, the main company was reached, and soon afterwards,
+passing into the edge of the bottom, the dogs were released from their
+slips, and at a word from the hunter, and directing a premonitory sniff at
+their surroundings, sped into the darkness. For an hour or more the
+hunters pressed their way through the pitchy swamps, now following a
+scarcely distinguishable stock trail, now lightened upon by a gleam of
+starlight from above, and not unfrequently committed for guidance to the
+instincts of the animals they bestrode, without other report from the
+excited yelpers than was too timidly given to be accounted much worth, or
+called forth the response from some guttural cavity of the forest, "a
+lie." Reaching the banks of the river, at a point five miles below the
+swamp line at which their road had intersected the bottom, a halt was
+called, and the company sat peering into the darkness, for the first time
+doubtful of their enterprise, when lo! within ten feet of the rearmost
+file a welcome sound broke the stillness--at first low and doubtful, but
+gaining in volume and flowing into blended notes--one--two--three--and
+then a stunning, Wagnerian chorus, that lifted every horseman from his
+stirrups, and sent the wood echoes rolling in sonorous waves along the
+breast of the forest. A loud hurrah from the hunters attested their equal
+joy, and hue and cry being joined, the panic of pursuit began. Straight up
+the river bank the roaring pack held on their course, not once veering to
+the right nor left, nor never slackening speed, and timid horsemen, that
+erst had shivered if their steeds but stumbled in the darkness, now rode
+abreast of the panting "leader," swelling the volume of sound with their
+loud halloos, and leaping branch and inlet sound with the agility of the
+frightened deer that sped before. Even the "Ketch," usually sedate and
+disallowing confidences, had been momentarily thawed by the all-pervading
+enthusiasm, and joining the pack just where the fun grew furious, howled a
+dismal accompaniment to the cheering notes of the chase. On, on, into the
+darkness beyond, sped the tempest of pursuit--now wedged into narrow
+passes and involved in a hundred confused knots, now unravelling on the
+open plains beyond and flowing on in currents bold and free as those that
+kissed the shore beneath them, now leaping brake and fell, now skirting
+hazardous banks, now hugging obtrusive shores, and hark! at a sharp signal
+from the "leader" all sounds are hushed,--followed by a plunging boom,
+and, churned into a thousand eddies, the bold Ocmulgee supports the rout
+of panting men and beasts, who have no sooner recovered from the chilling
+baptism than each bends forward in a mad struggle to reach first the
+yonder shore and herald this clamorous invasion to its phantoms of
+darkness. But so close on the heels of the dripping "leader" pressed the
+frantic crew--who owed him fealty come life or death--that his opening
+chorus was echoed by a hundred lesser sounds that were not echoes, and
+with a mighty effort the panting "Ketch," leaping sheer from the waves to
+the upper bank, was not too late with his base variation. And now the wild
+pursuit is begun anew, for the tardiest horseman is spurring into the
+depth of the forest beyond, and skurrying out of sight and hearing if that
+were possible--the wailing wood notes have a story to whisper to the
+deserted shore.
+
+But "the best laid plans of mice and men aft gang aglee," and not above a
+half mile from their watery exodus the puzzled yelpers vary their chorus
+and slacken speed, and, warned by a ringing blast on the huntsman's horn,
+the whole company of baffled pursuers double on their track, and by twos,
+and threes, and then in larger squads, rejoin their river base. Here the
+huntsmen consult together, and the pack renew their frenzy, frisking along
+the river shore, scouring the woods, and soon afterwards, indicating by a
+yelping chorus far down the stream that the stratagem of the refugees led
+them that way. The impatient horsemen soon gallop at their heels, and
+after one or two dissentient howls from the aged skeptics of the pack,
+they one and all run full upon the warm scent, with a clamor that causes
+the woods to "ring again," and sends the vital current tingling along the
+veins of the coldest-blooded horseman. And now the lull is past, and the
+thunder of pursuit once more greets the forest echoes. Away, away,
+distancing the swamp tracts and riding into the region of the morning, for
+its first beams, striking through the tree-boughs, sprinkle their forms
+and play in feathered jets along the bosom of the forest. Away, away,
+riding neck and neck with the fleet-footed swamp-hare, and crossing the
+hurricane's track with a rush and sound that might have been its refrain.
+Away, away, emerging upon the broad plateau, and yelling, yelping,
+whooping, cursing, but never slackening speed. Away, away, vanishing
+through lanes, disappearing over hill-tops, and clattering through the
+valleys beyond, with a mighty hubbub that jars the base of the hills, and
+sends the round echoes careering at their backs.
+
+Blood of the martyrs! can it be? Just at the apex of yonder rise which the
+feet of the pursuers take hold upon, lives an unprotected widow and her
+daughter, and with ominous precision of stride the hue and cry points that
+way.
+
+The instincts of both men and beasts instantly acquaint them with the
+situation, and, bending forward in one last despairing effort, they
+emulate the rush of the tornado as they bear down the enclosures and sweep
+up the incline, just in time to witness the most piteous spectacle that
+men with emotions were ever invited to commiserate. The panting pack,
+first on the scene, leap on the frightened and weeping women with furious
+growls, licking their faces and hands, sniffing at their forms, and baying
+from all quarters, until, driven from thence, they rush into the single
+apartment, leap on the beds, drag them to the floor, and falling to, with
+the fury of wild beasts disappointed of their prey, tear them into
+shreds.[A] Being expelled from thence, the hunters hear the dolorous
+narrative of the women, cross-question them as to particulars which may
+aid them in the pursuit, and having lost but little time, follow the now
+furious hounds in a noisy detour around the little farm. Again and again
+this is repeated, and men and dogs are fairly baffled. The former dismount
+and examine the ground for visible signs, but are unrewarded, and seem
+ready to despair, when one of the pack, having leaped to the close fence,
+follows it for some distance, and finally breaks forth into that ominous
+bark which criminal never heard undaunted. Instantly he is joined by his
+impatient companions, and the welkin rings with their loud acclaim. The
+hunters follow, but almost too late, as the sequel proves; for having
+invaded the barn, a few rods distant, and discovered there the objects of
+their rage, the excited pack had well-nigh ended this series of tragedies.
+The mangled remains of one of the criminals was dragged forth a lifeless
+corpse, and his associate, defending himself with a clubbed gun, had
+disabled half the number of his assailants when he in turn was
+overpowered, and but for the intervention of his pursuers must have
+suffered a like fate.
+
+But the rescue proved ill-timed, in one sense at least, for no sooner had
+the ruffian been disengaged from his dilemma and lifted from the building,
+than a shot was heard from behind, and, bleeding from twenty wounds, he
+rolled lifeless on the sward.
+
+Looking in the direction whence the report came, the hunters saw the form
+of the girl who, a little while ago, had engaged their attention as a pale
+and woe-begone Lucrece, now expanded into a Hebe, and, still unrevenged,
+levelling her smoking weapon at the form of the African.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+
+THE "SHAMS."
+
+ The Klan in South Carolina--Officious Interference in
+ Politics--Atrocious Performances of Men in Masks--The "Shams," or
+ Counterfeit Editions of K. K. K.--How Organized--Purposes of the
+ Organization--Their Vocabulary of Crime--South Carolina Fanatics--How
+ the "Sham" Movement Affected the K. K. K.--Parodied out of the
+ Field--A Resolution of _sine die_ Adjournment--K. K. K. Horrors on
+ the Increase--The "Shams" were Opposed in their Movements not only by
+ the Party who had formerly Upheld the K. K. K., etc.--Rotten-Egg
+ Battalions--Citizens sometimes took the Execution of the Law into
+ their Own Hands--A Case in Point.
+
+
+While the K. K. K. influence was bad enough, in all conscience, and the K.
+K. K. embodiment a trifle worse, it had imitators in both these elements
+of its being who cherished even Satanic designs, and we doubt if so much
+could be written of the former. That the Klan was organized on South
+Carolina soil, and did much mischief to the Conservative party and
+influence there by assuming to be its exponent on the most untoward
+occasions, and at the moment when its services were least desired, is
+something which is admitted in the former case, and its stupidity heartily
+cursed with in the latter. But it is equally true that many of the
+atrocious performances of men in masks which invariably fell to the K. K.
+K. score were bastardies, and unless, for the sake of imaginative persons,
+it is admitted that Satan was involved in the fatherhood of both, it may
+be doubted if even the claim of _illegitimate_ kinship could be sustained.
+
+The "sham," or counterfeit edition of the K. K. K., had no organized
+existence in either of the remaining Southern States; but here it not only
+possessed this groundwork of system, but possessed it to advantage, and in
+numbers and influence (if political rank can bestow the latter) probably
+excelled the body which they affected to parody, and, giving the joke a
+serious turn, did injure. Their plan embodied as many of the K. K. K.
+secrets as they could contrive to capture, and scorning illiberality even
+in outward things, prescribed the regalia and mask feature, with an
+expansiveness of detail that must have affected the cotton-market. Its
+chief place of rendezvous was the capital of the State, and it is believed
+by many that His Excellency, the Governor, was, if not its visible head,
+at least its trusted adviser and friend. Their object was the
+aggrandizement of party; and this they proposed to accomplish by rendering
+the State a revolutionary hell, tenantable only for soldiers, black
+militia, and that currish type of the politician then in vogue, and who
+had been found, by actual experience, best adapted to these elements. If a
+county, State, or general election were to be held, these men, getting
+themselves up in approved Ku-Klux toilet, went forth to lay their knives
+at the throats of a sufficient number of innocents to afford a text for
+bloody-shirt invectives, and straightway the political sky rained soldiers
+enough to garrison the polls of a small empire. Murder, arson, rape,
+robbery, etc., all had a place in their vocabulary, not indeed as we would
+speak of them in the abstract, but with all those horrible belongings of
+sentimentality which attach to each when enterprised wilfully, cheerfully,
+and with scarcely a selfish end in view. Warring against women and
+children was a foible of the society, which they carried to such a state
+of development that it became first an _attribute_, and then a furious
+_passion_; insomuch that, if a faithful history of their exploits were
+written, the noble patriots of Maine and Massachusetts would execrate
+them, as they do not, could not, those secret enemies who war against
+social virtue in their midst, and the book could have no other title than
+"Murderers of the Innocents."
+
+But, in exposing the _wrongs_ of this people, we do not become their
+champion, nor even so much as pretend to assume that they possessed
+_rights_. If fanaticism, or, to use a stronger term, transcendentalism,
+morally speaking, or radicalism in politics, exists in the South (and we
+leave this problem to the _Science Monthly_), it has its fullest
+development on South Carolina soil. Her people have always shown
+themselves jealous of individual rights, and disposed to clannishness,
+where concessions affecting these have been made. They have attempted to
+secede from the Union on two occasions, and the latter of these became the
+political herald of the great civil war, whose incidents are remembered
+with tears by every patriot. The K. K. K. found her climate congenial, and
+from the first her people were mad against reconstruction; and while the
+writer may express no opinion on the subject, these things are spoken of
+to her disadvantage. But admitting that they were true, and that she
+occupies that revolutionary extreme in politics assigned her by the most
+reliable histories of the period, could that justify the course of her
+domestic enemies towards her, and should it chain the expression of the
+undissembling chronicler of such events?
+
+We need hardly state that this emetic proved too much for the K. K. K.
+animal, and that all its movements thereafter indicated not only a badly
+disordered stomach, but moral functions so much impaired that it was
+constantly ruled by a tendency to ask everybody pardon for sustaining this
+relation to society, and to accuse itself of crimes for which it could
+only assign somnambulistic causes. Indeed, about the year 1871, it was
+completely parodied out of the field, and if Ku-Klux horrors were far more
+frequent in this State after that period than previously, the reader, with
+the lights before him, is asked to assume the responsibility of the
+seeming paradox. It not only had no government patronage at its back, but,
+on the other hand, viewed a brilliant perspective of government halters,
+and seeing how unequal the rivalry must prove in more respects than one,
+wisely concluded to retire from business. A resolution of _sine die_
+adjournment was actually passed, and the members having exchanged sad
+farewells and wept on each other's necks in view of the gloomy prospect
+before them, the "Shams," as they were derisively called, became masters
+of the situation. (If we except the Hamburg affair in the summer of 1876,
+and one other occurrence of merely local import, the white element of
+South Carolina has been guilty of no overt act since the period named
+implying contumacy towards the State government or the constitutional
+rights of the citizen.)
+
+The "Shams" were opposed in their movements not only by the party who had
+formerly upheld the K. K. K. idea as an alleged necessity of the times,
+but by that more conservative influence which, though maintaining the same
+political views as the latter, contemned the use of all secret agencies in
+politics. When it was possible to anticipate their raids, rotten-egg
+battalions were formed, which, in their efforts to deter them from their
+purpose, employed every character of violence that did not involve the
+commission of crime. Not unfrequently their places of meeting were
+discovered, and when this was the case, a descent was planned, and the
+subject of "unfinished business" rendered one of lively interest to its
+membership. But, frequently, organized resistance, from the very nature
+of the case, was out of the question, and where citizens were placed at
+the mercy of their raids, they sometimes took the execution of the law
+into their own hands. An instance in point, which has been given to the
+public in different forms, but never correctly, has been related to the
+writer.
+
+In the western portion of the State lived a farmer who had so frequently
+suffered from the incursions of these gentry, that he resolved on
+retaliatory measures, and loading his shot-gun lay in waiting. The
+corn-crib seemed to have been a favorite objective with them, and as he
+had stationed himself where his gun commanded the approaches thereto, he
+quietly bided the moments. His calculations were well taken, for in a
+brief time a party of five men, gowned and otherwise disguised, rode to
+the neighborhood of his concealment, and taking sacks from their saddles
+proceeded to the crib. Here their movements were guided by a plan that was
+unique if not original. Obtaining a rail from a neighboring fence, one end
+thereof was inserted under the corner of the building, and their combined
+strength applied to the other; a leverage which easily gave a sufficient
+aperture to admit their bodies. One of their number was now stationed on
+the end of the improvised lever as a teetering weight, and the party
+proceeded to business.
+
+While matters were progressing thus favorably for the marauders, our
+hero's feelings may be better imagined than described, and observing with
+what a saucy air the individual who balanced the fulcrum performed his
+other duty of sentinelcy, he took steady aim and fired.
+
+The result, as ascertained some hours afterwards, was truly wonderful, and
+deserves, if it has not received, a place in the archives of the Moses'
+administration. The bodies of four dead negroes were found, one pierced
+with bullets, and the remainder having their necks broken. We will not
+offend against good taste by giving further details, and especially desire
+that the plausibility of this story may be seen in the readiness with
+which the reader comprehends the mystery of their deaths respectively.
+
+It is needless to state that this affair was heralded to the world as a
+Ku-Klux murder, and as the parties wore uniforms, and affected the
+characterization, some doubt touching the integrity of the announcement
+may have existed in the minds of those best acquainted with the facts.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+
+A MORAL POINTED.
+
+ A Problem for the Phrenologists--"Self-Preservation is [said to be]
+ the First Law of Life"--A Mooted Question put at Rest--Experiments in
+ Metaphysics--An Anecdote Dealing with the Characteristics of some
+ People--Another--Peculiarities of the Caucasian--Ditto of the
+ African--An "Awakening" among the Children of the New Abrahamic
+ Covenant--"Brudder Jones's Preechin'"--What it Wrought--Unpleasant
+ Truths--Sins of Omission and Commission--The Pale-Faced Settlers in
+ Distress--An "Artifice" of Retrenchment--Eloquent
+ Discourse--Nineteenthly, and what followed--K. K. K.
+ _redivivus_--"Tramp, Tramp, Tramp, the Boys are Marching, etc."--A
+ Break for Tall Timber--The Best Time on Record.
+
+
+Whether it is located in the brain, or has its seat in that sentient organ
+of the body which physiologists indicate as the seat of life, we are left
+to conjecture; but it is certain that there exists somewhere in the
+anatomy of man an essence, or attribute, which, under certain outward
+conditions, becomes the tyrant of his movements, and renders the
+disposition to cultivate acquaintance with other vistas a passion too
+strong to be resisted. Philosophers tell us that "self-preservation is the
+first law of life," but their efforts to connect this postulate with some
+rational conclusion deduced from the organism of the animal under
+discussion, is so egregiously wanting in the elements of a sound
+syllogism, that we are led to believe that it has no foundation in fact,
+and that they only meant to say that where the emotion denominated _fear_
+assumes the reigns of physical government, an open road and fair play are
+all that is required to render the proposed achievement a success. It is
+useless to tell us that men, adopting the improved modes of destroying
+life which this Christian age has developed, stand up to explode missiles
+at each other under the persuasion that they are doing something that will
+tend to preserve life; or, if that were not false doctrine, who that ever
+attended one of these tournaments of bad shooting is unable to testify to
+the overpowering conviction that the parties thereto would have enjoyed
+themselves better in a free exercise of their limbs--
+
+ "Over the meadows and far away."
+
+Having examined into the philosophy of this question, with a view solely
+of removing certain doubts inherited from the professions of a warlike
+ancestry, and, predisposed to err in the opposite direction, we have
+arrived at the conclusion, _once for all_, that the "git up and git"
+tendencies of mankind, when the proper incentives are at hand, are as
+absolutely irresistible as the water-fall at Niagara, and as necessary to
+the happiness of the subject as the barriers that separate him from his
+mother-in-law. Having solved this problem, and satisfied ourselves of the
+universality of its conditions, it next occurred to us to examine its
+terms as applicable to the different races of men. And here we found that
+while all races are equally gifted in this respect, yet its elementary
+conditions are not always the same in different branches of the Adamic
+tree. Taking the extremes in color as the representatives of a fair
+contrast in other respects, we have confined our investigations to the
+white and black races,--and with a view to our own profit, and to being
+fully comprehended by the reader,--these races as they exist on our own
+shores. Without any reference whatever to the vain science known as
+metaphysics, our conclusions are as follows: With the white man this
+element of his being is less on the surface, and he wears it uneasily, as
+though it were foreign to his genius, and at the same time a curb on his
+actions. With the other it is a loose-fitting garment, worn on the
+outside, and he seems rather pleased than otherwise that he is thus
+rendered a spectacle to his fellow-men. The white man attempts to conceal
+it, and above all would persuade himself that it is an illusion of the
+fancy. The black, contrariwise, has no qualms of conscience on the
+subject, and if pressed for argument, might adduce it as a crowning
+evidence of his homogeneity.
+
+Two incidents have come under our notice which set forth this distinction
+more forcibly than any form of words we could employ. A farmer living in
+the back country, near the city of Shreveport, brought his son--a youth
+whose adolescency would hardly have escaped the notice of strangers--to
+that thriving burg to view the sights. The steamboat feature was down in
+the programme, of course, and reaching the wharf, the youngster was
+commissioned to go aboard and obtain the exact "geography" of "the thing."
+This he proceeded to do with all haste, exploring the quarter-deck,
+rummaging through the cabins, and finally bringing up before the engine
+with a manner that said as plainly as words, "the thing is inconceivable."
+The engineer, standing not far off, observed this movement, and, probably
+without contemplating such serious results, stepped briskly forward and
+touched the safety-valve. Startled beyond all "fancy fathoms" by the
+earthquake of sound, "country" accomplished a rapid retrograde movement,
+which soon involved him in conflict with the waves, whence, floundering
+and spluttering, after the fashion of a porpoise, and having absorbed a
+barrel or more of river water, he was with difficulty rescued. Being
+dragged ashore, and before the agonies of drowning had fairly relinquished
+his frame, a sympathizing bystander asked if he had been much scared. His
+reply was characteristic of the Caucasian blood, "No-o-o (splutter); I've
+(splutter) seen the critters afore."
+
+Not many hundred miles north of the city of Galveston, while the Texas
+Central Railroad was in course of construction, and at a little town
+which formed its northern terminus for the time being, occurred the
+following:
+
+Two individuals of African lineage, hailing from the upper districts of
+the State, who had never seen an "ingine," but had long promised
+themselves that felicity, stood at the depot awaiting with some impatience
+the arrival of the evening train. Standing hand in hand, and conversing
+excitedly on the topic uppermost in their minds, their _outre_ appearance,
+coupled with the exceeding verdancy of some of their observations, became
+the subject of attention, and then of amused remark from the bystanders.
+This they were unable to appreciate for various reasons, and soon the
+appearance of the winged monster around a neighboring curve, with
+appalling and most unpreconceived suddenness, took away their breaths and
+rocked their bodies with shivers of dread. Their first impulse was to
+dismiss their corner of the meeting and pass to the rear; but, looking
+around upon the broadly smiling crowd, they were reassured for the moment,
+and each grasping the other's horny palm with a grip which evinced their
+respective determinations not to be left, whatever might happen, they
+stood hearkening to the thunderous echoes, and noting with special wonder
+the cow-catching and other aggressive features of the steadily approaching
+monster. It had now stolen by slow degrees to within twenty feet of the
+spot which they occupied, and the whistle breaking into a peculiarly loud
+accompaniment to the huff--huff--huff of the bellowing engine, the
+expression, "Dar, she's busted!" startled even the man of iron at the
+throttle-valve, and prefacing the exertion with a ten-feet leap into the
+air, the panic-stricken darkies broke across the landscape with a yearning
+desire for tall timber that was eloquently depicted on every motion of the
+supple limbs, and in each sway of the backward leant and pendulous
+cerebellums. The cheers of the crowd, and a few extra flourishes on the
+big horn, served to augment their weight of conviction, and buckling to
+their labor with saw-mill regularity of stroke, and a settled
+determination not to be overtaken by slower time, they soon blended with
+the verge of the horizon, and took that leap into space which rescues them
+from all further connection with this narrative.
+
+So thin is the partition wall that separates the real from the ideal with
+these beings, that they continually advertise themselves for a scare, and
+should they by any accident be deprived of their weekly supply of the
+element, loss of appetite and other serious bodily symptoms would
+undoubtedly ensue.
+
+We have volunteered these remarks and illustrations, pertaining to the
+philosophy of this question, with a view of introducing the following
+occurrence:
+
+In that portion of the State of Mississippi where the pumpkins grow
+largest, and the mosquitoes are supplied with blood-letting apparatus at
+both extremities, and at about that period of _post bellum_ history when
+the K. K. K. rabies had taken strongest hold upon the chivalry of the
+neighboring hills and valleys, a great "awakening" occurred among the
+children of the new Abrahamic covenant. In other words, and to quote the
+language of one of the communicants, "a ole fashyun'd whoopin', bumpin',
+jumpin,' tumblin,' rousation of de dry bones had superseemed froo de
+inscroomentality of Brudder Jones's preechin'." For a period of six weeks
+the lame, halt, and blind of the neighboring plantations had been led into
+the troubled waters with manifestations of relief that the most skeptical
+would hardly question, and still, to quote further, "Zion was a wavin',
+and de onregenerate milyums flockin' abode of de 'gospil car.'" Indeed,
+the "orfumdoxeky of de new doctorin'" was having its effect everywhere,
+and old soggy timber that had resisted the improvements in wedges for half
+a century went to atoms under the vigorous mauling of "Brudder Jones." No
+sooner had one squad of penitents been "bumped" through and converted into
+stools for the sisters, than the raw material for another and larger was
+at hand, and "swingin', whoopin', rollin'," the "thing" held right on its
+course over the rheumatic toes of the aged and infirm, and into the
+combative "buzzums" of the young, vigorous, and
+"kick-him-hard-and-let-him-go."
+
+But though nothing could be more delightful to the writer than to continue
+the narrative in this strain, recording only the triumphs of "suvverin
+grace," and concerning himself most with the aesthetic beauties of its
+"sperimental terms," yet duty compels him to state that while Brother
+Jones and his militant hosts were pressing hard upon the enemy from their
+entrenched position, their campaign was far from embodying all the gospel
+conditions. Though we could wish the sentence blotted out after we had
+written it, it behooves us to say, in plain words, that sins both of
+omission and commission soiled their robes, and wrought, or should have
+done so, a languishing effect on their hosannas. The grassy cotton-fields
+and rioting pumpkin vines testified to the former, while the _commission_
+department of the offence, with such a paraphrase of that word as may be
+effected by a slight transposition of accent, was directed with most fatal
+precision of aim at the henneries and "piggeries" of the neighboring white
+trash. So constant and regular were their visits to the haunts of the
+feathered domestics, that the fashion of noting absentees from roll-call
+became obsolete; and a full chorus of grunts was so foreign to the morning
+habits of the pig-pen, that such an outburst in that quarter must have
+affected the nerves of the strongest. Indeed, that division of the
+pale-faced settlers whose springtime felicity depended largely on this
+class of commissaries, had arrived at such a desperate strait that, in
+convention assembled, it was resolved to retrench, and, if we must write
+it, their "artifice" of retrenchment was levelled at Brother Jones and his
+"band of robbers," as they were politely termed. The scheme "hit upon,"
+and the success which followed it, may be gathered from the following
+scene:
+
+That period of the night equally removed from the departed and the coming
+day, had accomplished its fiftieth revolution, and now hung fire over the
+eighteenthly of the most eloquent discourse that was ever flattened out
+over the crowns of an equal proportion of unsuspecting listeners for the
+same number of times. The cries of the stricken arose from every quarter
+of the vast audience, and hundreds of the slain had submitted to that
+elongating process by which their contorted frames were made to do duty
+for the greatest number of "squatter sovereigns." One brother arose to
+testify, in a series of whoops, to the pungency of "de brudder's
+doctorin'," and immediately went to bed to a mass of excruciating hurts on
+the outskirts of the assembly. A sister, racked by the "alloverishes," and
+knowing the penalty for interrupting the services at this interesting
+stage, screamed out in affright, and reaching that point over a causeway
+of the best Boston built brogans, was content to embrace her toes around a
+neighboring sycamore. Nineteenthly stood up for duty,--arranged its
+cravat,--tip-toed,--and lo! instead of a chorus of grunts, a chorus of
+gasps, full-chested, deep drawn, and suffocating. There he stood, or
+rather towered, just where the rays of light fell strongest, garbed in
+funereal black, and full twelve feet from crown to sole.[B] Steadying
+himself after an awkward, but ghostlily impressive bow, there issued from
+that portion of his corporeal frame which might be supposed to represent
+the mean in a mathematical estimate of his inches, the following
+announcement: "I am a Ku-Klux!" and then from the upper extreme the
+following confirmation of this report: "I have just forded the
+Tallahatchie River, and am the advance guard of the old original whoopers,
+surnamed K. K. K.;" and then from mean and extreme, in dismal chorus,
+"Tramp, tramp, tramp, the boys are marching, etc."
+
+Nothing could be further from our purpose than to injure that excellent
+person, either in the eyes of his contemporaries or of that posterity
+which he was wont to invoke so confidently from the more thrilling
+promontories of his discourse; but a decent regard for the "proprieties"
+of this narrative compels us to state that the reverend orator observing,
+or fancying that he observed, something mandatory, and withal personal in
+the terms of this refrain, at once inaugurated the "tramp" exercise over
+the heads of the assembly, and reaching _terra firma_, one mile from the
+point of embarkation, and seeing nothing in the homogeneity of a mob
+particularly attractive to a man of genius, proceeded to divest himself of
+his surroundings in the best executed "lonesome" since the days of
+Ahimaaz, the son of Zadok. This movement, moreover, possessed a striking
+appropriateness, inasmuch as it rendered him _practically_ the leader of
+his flock, and perhaps on no former occasion of his extended ministry did
+he ever discharge the duties of the "relation" with the same yearning
+solicitude for the success of the issue, even admitting, in extenuation of
+the past, that the most lukewarm of his constituency did their whole duty
+on this memorable occasion. As the writer has never been successful at
+equating distances since he was gobbled by the greyhound in connection
+with his more legitimate prey in the good old days of "academicia," he
+declines to state just how many furlongs the panic-stricken multitude had
+traversed, when a gloaming of red in the east warned them that they had
+nothing further to fear from the "nocturnal beasts," who had obtruded
+their heathenish "doxullumgy" on the late exercises, and will not commit
+himself as to the sequel, further than to say that the results of the
+"great awakening" were soon after visible in a certain rejoicing tendency
+of the cotton plant and pumpkin vine of that fertile region.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII.
+
+K. K. K. AS A FACTOR IN POLITICS.
+
+ Late Announcement of the Earl of Beaconsfield before an Assembly of
+ Englishmen--The Secret Societies of Europe--Men of Influence in the
+ Southern States Disclaim the alleged Good Offices of the Klan in the
+ Work of Southern Redemption--Its True Status with Regard to Current
+ Politics--Combining the Offices of Regulator and _Vigilante_ with
+ that of Politician--An Absolutist in all Society Matters--Many who
+ advance the Idea that that Complete Renovation of the Social System
+ Effected through its Means could not have been Accomplished in the
+ Use of less Radical Measures--Inhuman Butcheries, etc., Figments of
+ the Scalawag Imagination--Many of its Acts were Lawless, etc.--A
+ Logical Presentation of the True Theory--How it Injured the Common
+ Cause--Its Generical Belongings--Few Friends Unconnected with its
+ Patronage--Negative Issue which it Introduced into the Great
+ Campaign--Occupying a Voice in Southern Counsels--Unprincipled
+ Plagiaries--Dangerous Sentimentalism Awakened at the North--What the
+ Imaginative Prose of the News-Reporter was Calculated to Do--How it
+ (K. K. K.) Prolonged the "Carpet-Bag" Reign of Terror.
+
+
+The late announcement of the Earl of Beaconsfield (Mr. D'Israeli), before
+an assembly of Englishmen, that the pending war against Turkey was the war
+of the secret societies of Europe, conducted through Prince Milan, as
+their agent, may induce incredulous persons to give greater heed to the
+statement which we here make that the movement inaugurated by the secret
+order known as the Ku-Klux-Klan was a war against radicalism as it
+formerly existed in the Southern States, waged through its ... allies. If
+the English premier speaks truth, there is a strong probability that the
+secret purveyors to whom he refers will achieve their aim, and be crowned
+with the same reflected glory that has availed to cover a multitude of
+sins in the instance of the American order, though reflecting people, who
+take into account the incentives to such measures, can but regard them as
+intermeddlers of a very base stamp. The cause of religious liberty on the
+Turkish frontier will not be benefited by this revelation; and, continuing
+the analogy, there are few men of influence in the Southern States who do
+not make it a point, whenever occasion offers, to disclaim the alleged
+good offices of the Klan in the work of Southern redemption.
+
+We have before intimated that, in one of these States, the cause of the
+allied Democrats and Republicans did receive essential aid from this
+source, and while we shall not enter into any such exegesis of the
+question as would show just how far the common cause was aided or retarded
+by the secret measure, we must be permitted to record a belief that its
+influence was commonly hurtful.
+
+Every secret society, enterprised with a political end in view, must, in
+the nature of the case, prove unpopular with the masses of those who wield
+the franchise, and in not unfrequent instances, as we have anticipated,
+be deprehended by the very individuals, or parties of individuals, whom
+they seek to succor. In the instance of the Klan, these conditions were
+felt with peculiar weight; inasmuch as the people among whom it was
+domiciled cherished, beside this common feeling, a natural aversion to
+such influences in politics, derived from their _ante bellum_ experience;
+and the people of the North, unacquainted with its aims, and grossly
+unenlightened as to its _materiel_ and claims to social rank, wrote it
+down a very monster of sedition. It was denounced in public, scoffed at in
+private, declared to be an outlaw by the legislatures, interpreted as the
+very essence of crookedness in morals by the courts, fulminated against by
+the national and State executives, and how, under these severe conditions,
+it contrived to even exist, is, and must remain, one of the unsolved
+problems of the "gilded age."
+
+But, aside from any inherited odium of the quality which we have been
+discussing, the Klan had obliquities of its own, and a record compiled
+therefrom which could not fail to photograph it to the world in a very
+disagreeable light, and obtain for it enemies (and sometimes potential
+enemies), where it would not otherwise have possessed them. Even its
+interference in politics was of an illegitimate and unnatural kind, and
+called forth the constant criticisms of such unprejudiced judges as those
+who were to reap the benefits of their enterprises would likely prove.
+
+But it did not stop here, and combined the offices of regulator and
+_vigilante_ with that of politician. It was an absolutist in all society
+matters, and those who offended in this regard could rarely base a hope of
+immunity from visitation upon any well-defined precedents to be found
+among its Domus Dei records. [We have seen, in the various sketches of
+incidents connected with the Order, and based on its history, which have
+been given in the progress of this work, the idea of its officiousness in
+such details rendered prominent, and this has been done, in every
+instance, with a view to subserve the intelligent aim upon which the work
+is based: in a word, to render it a true reflector of the K. K. K. idea,
+as it has existed in Southern society and politics.] But, leaving out of
+the estimate the cruel measures sometimes resorted to in executing its
+plans, there will be found many who advance the opinion that that complete
+renovation of the social system accomplished through its means was a
+necessity of the times which would hardly have been effected so quickly
+and so thoroughly in the use of less radical measures.
+
+And in this connection, it may not be deemed digressive to say, that the
+many inhuman butcheries with which it was debited by a _not too
+discriminative public_, never in reality occurred (in no instance unless
+through accident or mistake), and were pure figments of the scalawag
+imagination--an imperent element of Southern politics, whose acts had
+provoked the reign of terror which it took this dishonest means of
+deprecating.
+
+But as nothing could be further from our purpose than to become the
+champion of this secret movement--which might be inferred from a too ready
+condemnation of its enemies--we hasten to add our conviction that many of
+its acts were lawless, many of its correctives applied to social maladies
+improportioned in severity, and its entire administration, social and
+political, an incontinent abuse of usurped prerogative. We have said that
+in politics its influence was hurtful to those in whose behalf it was
+officiously employed, and we wish to verify this statement in a logical
+manner. Assuming that our position is fully understood by the reader, the
+information may be volunteered in its support, that the rank and file of
+the Order comprised the radical element in Southern politics (native),
+Democrats and Republicans (and not a few of the latter), a force, which it
+was reasonable to presume, would enterprise radical measures only in
+support of its aims. The organization, then, standing alone, and
+segregated from any influences which itself may have set in motion, could
+not have failed of ungracious treatment from those domestic surroundings
+which it had ignored, but upon which it was confessedly dependent. The
+great _party_ from which it had seceded, controlled by a rigid system of
+morals in politics, viewed from habit all such movements with suspicion;
+and as there was nothing in either the manners or the policy of this
+departure calculated to remove the antipathies of the prejudiced, or to
+win the affections of the disengaged, reflector of opinion, it failed
+altogether to secure discriminations in its favor, which would have placed
+it above such considerations. From this standpoint (_i. e._, its
+individuality) it conciliated nobody, for even its externals were
+forbidding; and the ignorant and educated classes alike--though perhaps
+from diverse considerations--cherished a suppressed sentiment unfavorable
+to its affectation of the supernatural, and its partiality for the shadowy
+in nature.
+
+But while it lost popularity where it should have gained it,--through
+generical belongings which, possibly, could not have been rendered more in
+harmony with the public fancy,--there was certainly nothing reassuring to
+its fellow-citizens in the record which it put before the world. While, as
+we have said, there was nothing monstrous, nor even designedly criminal in
+its acts, there was so much that offended against propriety, and required
+explanation withal, that those who had not been estranged before, as well
+as those who had, became hopelessly so. It had not been in existence a
+twelvemonth, before its name, in the localities which it frequented most,
+became a by-word signifying something very forbidding and disagreeable, if
+not actually criminal. In the dozen States or more whence its force was
+recruited, it had not half a hundred friends unconnected with its
+patronage, and these could hardly have been induced to have made a public
+profession of their preference.
+
+Its influence on Southern politics, then, could not have been favorable;
+and having said so much as to the positive effect wrought, we shall
+briefly examine the negative issue which it introduced into the great
+campaign. And in doing this, we shall not attempt to penetrate its
+motives, nor inquire how far it was responsible for acts which but
+reflected an evil tendency. The reader has, doubtless, anticipated us in
+the statement that it alienated the political mind of the North, reopened
+the dead issues of secession and war, and licensed a political persecution
+which, in extent and malignity of design, has not been equalled since the
+Roman empire dictated government to its conquered dependencies.
+Reconstruction, having been inaugurated under favorable auspices, was not
+to be pretermitted, nor even abated, while this sage Ahithophel occupied a
+voice in Southern counsels (rendering a war of races possible); and who
+will affect to say that this policy had no basis of sound reason? The
+society, a mystery to itself, and sorely misinterpreted by the people
+among whom it was domesticated, became, of course, a monster of blended
+secretiveness and iniquity to those who had small means of becoming
+acquainted with even its aims through unprejudiced sources. Added to this,
+the most unprincipled plagiaries of its actual history--perpetrated by
+those local enemies who had most to fear from the movement--found their
+way constantly into the news mediums of the country, awakening, in the
+North at least, that dangerous sentimentalism which, more than politics
+and religion combined, influences the mind of the nation.
+
+Atrocities of which the body could not have been guilty, even in
+thought--horrors from which it would have shrunk with the same symptoms of
+dismay that clouded the brow of the Northern reader at their bare
+relation--were rescued from the carpet-bagger dialect, and rendered into
+the imaginative prose of the news-reporter, with the design of securing
+enemies, not for the Ku-Klux movement, but the cause of Conservatism in
+the South. Many of these slanders never reached the individuals or
+communities who would have been authorized to refute them, and when their
+disclaimers were uttered they were either unheard or unheeded.
+
+We do not, of course, affect to say how long the evils of reconstruction
+were prolonged in the South by means of this influence, but there can be
+no doubt that it excited such a tendency, and for a long time proved the
+forlorn hope of the enemies of good government in this section. Many of
+the wise and good men who had joined the movement in its inception soon
+became aware of their mistake, and abandoned all connection therewith.
+Others followed at a later date, and about the year 1873 a general
+disbandment ensued, leaving only guerillas in the field.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+
+THE LAST OF THE K.'S.
+
+ A Popular Fallacy--Karl Konstant Esq.--A Fit Companion for the
+ Wandering Jew--Awaiting Events--The First Visitation--An Intricate
+ Subject for the Hospitals and Doctors--Getting Even with the
+ Latter--Put Away--Yellow Jack on a Raid--K. K. K., Esq., in his
+ Prison Cell--Promoted to the Hospital--An Uncommon Defiance--A
+ Picturesque Outside--Waiting for the End--K. Konstant Kain Struggles
+ back to Shore--"Do not Weep"--A Critical Moment--A New Cast and
+ entire Change of Scenery--"Gruel" did it--Waited upon by a Deputation
+ of Citizens--"Young Man, Go West"--The New Orleans
+ Pest-House--Konfounded, Krooked Konundrum.
+
+
+Some dealer in those cheap apothegms which commend themselves to the
+public gullibility, through the public tendency to moralize concerning
+subjects of which it knows nothing, has rendered himself famous, and the
+great majority of mankind asses, by the announcement that "everything must
+have an end." Without a design of reopening a dead controversy, or so much
+as mentioning the word "fossil," we must be permitted to record a belief
+that the author of this sage prophecy had never heard of the
+mathematician's war involving the crookedness of the half circle, and was
+grossly uninformed on the topic of the great Woman's Rights movement and
+those leaders who have concerned themselves about its temperature for the
+past two hundred years. And while the cause of orthodoxy might be safely
+entrusted to two such examples of
+
+ "The few immortal _things_
+ That were not born to die,"
+
+it is in no sense of triumphing over a fallen adversary that we add the
+conviction that the beaming countenance of Karl Konstant Kain, the last of
+the K.'s, had never dawned upon this prophet's sense of the ridiculous.
+
+We shall introduce him to the reader as he was, and is, and without any
+reference to a future--that with him is but a name, a fleeting shadow. And
+in order that this reminiscence may be perfect, it will be needful to
+relate that he had reached, at this period of his existence, a climax of
+loneliness and gaunt despair that would have rendered him a fit companion
+for the "Wandering Jew," and a most unfit one for anything less
+ludicrously ideal. Though it had been of his own choosing, a shadow
+pursued him and would not let him rest: it was the ghost of the murdered
+K. K. K. He had been with it in its prosperity; had eaten its bread in its
+adversity; and since above the spot of its interment the daisies were
+developing into types of its departed beauty, he had given himself to the
+magnanimous resolve of perpetuating its genius in other climes.
+
+Having chalked a freight car, "Through without delay," he deposited his
+remains on the inside, and four days thereafter found himself at the door
+of a cheap hashery, in the thriving little city of Columbus, Texas. Here
+he refreshed the inner man on a promise to pay, rendered subsequent to the
+meal, and having been damned for a "blister," and a "cooter," and a
+"scorpion," wandered forth, that image of "blank dismay" which we have
+already depicted to the reader. Destiny was now begun with him in earnest,
+and it was only necessary for him to sit still and "administer upon the
+fluttering pasteboards," with that resignation of soul which should
+characterize the man who has given five points in the game, and occupies
+the losing seat. Mounting a goods-box on a neighboring corner, he adjusted
+his unshapeliness to its angles in a posture that would have been an easy
+one for another man, and awaited events. They were not slow in coming. In
+fact they came in troops, and awaited their turn with a constancy of
+resolve that would have frightened a less Napoleonic structure. The first
+visitation comprised two Hibernians of smiling aspect, who, observing this
+unusual tableau, affected to note a disposition to sneeze in the subject.
+Instantly our hero accepted the challenge (_ad hominem et sine
+exceptione_), and leaping from his perch engaged his persecutors with the
+desperation of a man who feels that he would be made happier if soundly
+whipped. Striking right and left, he provoked his adversaries to do their
+worst, and soon brandishing huge knives, they made inroads upon his
+anatomy which left him an intricate subject for the hospitals and doctors.
+Twenty-two wounds in all had severally penetrated his lungs, severed his
+carotid artery, atrophied his liver, wasp-nested his umbilicus, riddled
+his facial parts, and bereft him of five fingers and the arm to which
+their five fellows were attached,--and yet he would not die, could not see
+it to his interest to die, felt that it would not be destiny to die,--and
+four weeks thereafter exhibited himself in public to a goodly number of
+false prophets, who, excusing him and themselves on the ground of a
+miracle, tendered him congratulations.
+
+But if Karl Konstant was some the worse for wear, he was none the worse
+for something to wear, having levied on a full cloth rig and watch,
+belonging to one of the hospital doctors, as some remuneration for the
+torturing exercises in surgery which had been directed at his corporosity.
+Walking the streets with the air of a man whom melancholy has marked for
+her own, and yet attracting the notice of passers-by through a subdued
+emphasis of gait and manner, which could hardly have proceeded from a less
+philosophic cause than good clothes, and a chronometer that would
+unfailingly chronicle the hash hour, he was next interviewed by two
+policemen with drawn clubs, who, by virtue of his late condition of
+mayhem, subjected him to but one-half the regulation mauling, and having
+divested him of his borrowed plumage, jugged him, and corked him, and
+expressed through the bars a wish to kiss him for his mother-in-law.
+
+About this time "Yellow Jack," in making his decennial tour of the
+Southern cities of Texas, debarked at Columbus, and for a period of four
+weeks lent his energies to a most devastating epidemic. Thousands were
+stricken, hundreds rendered their final account, and the undertakers,
+protesting that it was an ill-wind, took orders for coffins. Karl Konstant
+Kain beheld the public dismay through his prison bars, and despaired. He
+knew that it would come; fate had whispered him that it would come--and
+feeling this, his anxiety on the subject soon developed into a wish that
+it might come. He was not disappointed; and when it came and lodged a
+great pain in his side, and touched up his pulse an half hundred degrees
+or so, it did not conclude its labors, but promoted him to the hospital
+and doctors, and bade him look about him for means of offsetting the
+latter.
+
+But we regret to state that, notwithstanding these small but disinterested
+attentions, K. K. K., Esq., murmured, and the very day upon which he was
+transferred to hospital sumptuousness, confronted his yellow-visaged enemy
+with a challenge to do his worst. That individual hesitated, and objected
+that the combat would prove an unequal one; but soon seeing that any
+explanation which might be rendered would be construed into a possible
+desire to avoid defeat (and becoming the least bit enraged in view of such
+an uncommon defiance), began his dispositions.
+
+And now the battle of the giants raged in good earnest; and as there was a
+kind of Pindaric grotesqueness about it which could not fail to attract
+observers, it became first the hospital talk, and then the subject of no
+inconsiderable amount of by-betting, with the odds in favor of "Yellow
+Jack." One week from the period of his inoculation, the victim had
+developed the most picturesque outside that it is possible for any man to
+possess east or west of the Malayan dominions, and inwardly, a type of the
+black vomit that would have set an undertaker's teeth on edge. The
+doctors, examining their watches at a safe distance, thought that he could
+not last twenty-four hours, and the subject of the disorder, transferring
+an abandoned kerchief to the rear of his shirt front, gave himself but
+half that time. But doctors, though controlling the other features of the
+business with tolerable accuracy, are not always infallible as to "time
+when." It was three days before a coffin was ordered, and pending the half
+hour required to produce a fair example of pest-house carpentry, Karl
+Konstant struggled back to shore with the announcement that he had changed
+his mind, and a sarcastic appeal to his medical attendants "not to weep."
+The "box" was found to square the dimensions of a stiff in a neighboring
+ward, who had accomplished the stormy voyage in forty-eight hours, and
+into it he was jammed, and committed to the cartman with an injunction to
+drive fast.
+
+K. K. K., Esq., was now billed "for five days, only with a new cast and
+entire change of scenery," the latter part of this announcement referring
+to an abandoned hut on the river shore, one mile below the city. The
+doctors, despairing of the disease, declared that the stench in his body
+would suffocate him in twenty-four hours (extending the time as above, to
+avoid accidents), and dismissed him to an aged negress, with instructions
+to draw on the city for boneyard supplies. Situated in this quiet retreat,
+our hero could lie "heels uppermost," and number his waning breaths, or
+hearken to the death-rattle in his throat, without aught to molest or make
+him afraid, and controlled by that sweet imperturbability of temper so
+necessary to perfect rest amid such scenes. He had enjoyed his new lease
+of happiness two full days before it was thought necessary to apply to his
+city correspondents, and as there was some delay in forwarding the
+stipulated articles, it is needless to say that when they arrived the
+subject had "limbered up," and the cartman found it necessary to imitate
+his example, and drive back a sadder man.
+
+Five days came and went, and still Karl Konstant Kain lingered above
+ground, viewing the shadows go up and down on the pine box destined for
+his remains (a standing menace of this character now occupied one corner
+of his apartment), and realizing that his symptoms grew hourly worse. His
+old friends, the doctors, feeling some anxiety, came to examine into the
+matter, but after a careful diagnosis of the patient, they left with very
+marked abridgments of countenance and their pills. Under the
+circumstances, they felt that pills would only hasten the sad event. And,
+indeed, their prognostications seemed not ill-founded. Six hours later, a
+fearful coma seized his struggling anatomy and held it fast, and in a few
+minutes, at farthest, the last mournful rites would be in order. The pulse
+had become quite motionless, the suppressed breathing grew momentarily
+fainter,--and, aha! hold a light, nurse.
+
+What a moral is pointed in that much quoted sentiment referring to the
+"fate of men and empires." 'Twas but a drop of water trickling from the
+rain-drenched roof, and yet it had power to call a human being to life.
+
+K. K. Kain, Esq., now sat bolt upright in his straw-bed and
+demanded--shall we write it--would it be politic--in a word, would it be
+accepted as true? In such an emergency there is no alternative left to the
+undissembling chronicler of fact, nor do we seek one. K. Konstant Kain
+demanded gruel, and indeed from this moment conceived such an attachment
+for gruel, that it was with difficulty that their separation could be
+accomplished for any considerable portion of his waking moments. Nor can
+it be denied that gruel aided his convalescence and his complexion as
+nothing else but tolerably regular doses of Blooming Cereus could have
+done. (This joke is paid for, and on that ground it is hoped there will
+be no objection to it.) In two weeks, time gruel stood him on his two legs
+and bade him "view, the landscape o'er." In three it had brought its
+magician's art to bear on his sunken cheeks, and converted the yellow rose
+of Texas into a lively peach bloom. And in the short space of one month it
+had so far rehabilitated his battered hulk, that he was enabled to receive
+a deputation of citizens with a purse of Mexican coin, and a "gruel"
+request to convey himself across that border. It is needless to say that
+Mr. Kain accepted the _douceur_ and stood not upon the order of his going.
+
+Arrived in that sun-burnt clime, one of his first acts, according to the
+Texas journalists, was to involve himself in a railroad smash-up, with a
+loss of his dexter leg and a head, but as he was shortly afterwards
+advertised to appear in a Greaser circus combination as a tight-rope
+performer, it is apprehended that some of the facts were suppressed.
+Terminating his engagement in debt to the managers, he reached the city of
+New Orleans by "hook or crook," or both, and more of the former, and a
+good deal of the latter, and was last heard of as one of the inmates of
+the famous pest-house of that city. How he escaped from this institution,
+and resumed his peripatetic career, would doubtless make a very pretty
+romance, but we must be pardoned, if we assert that we know no more about
+this _konfounded, krooked konundrum_ than does the reader, and drop our
+quill.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+
+CONCLUSION.
+
+ The Author has no Explanations to Offer--Such as it is, it is--The
+ Chief of Two Reasons for Holding it in Esteem--A Whim that has been
+ Gratified--Mischievous Results of Confiding a Secret to One Female
+ Acquaintance instead of Fifty--Can anything be more Ridiculous than
+ to Suppose that there is a Word of Fiction Connected with the
+ foregoing Chapters?--Lakeside Publishers--The Public Invited to
+ Pocket their Scruples and Read History--Finale.
+
+
+Positively, we must depart from a time-honored custom of the bookmaker, as
+we confess with blushes that we have no confidences to exchange with the
+reader, no explanations to offer to the public, and no fine epigrams to
+repeat concerning that aged word--farewell. Such as it is, it is, and we
+have no idea of making it better, by any such _supra legem_ performance.
+If the reader is satisfied, we are; and if he is not, and will signify
+that remarkable conclusion to the author, he shall have his money back,
+together with fair wages for such portion of his valuable time as may have
+been squandered on its pages. We could not think of taking such a mean
+advantage of any one's talent for promiscuous reading, and beg to repeat
+this announcement as a request.
+
+If anybody's party-feeling has been ruffled, it may be taken in some sense
+as a natural conclusion, for, besides having none ourselves, and treating
+the subject from all sides, we may have had some such _dernier_ purpose in
+view. Political tastes are so varied that they can rarely be consulted
+with success in a literary venture of reasonable magnitude, and where this
+is true, it can be no more than fair to ignore them.
+
+The work has many imperfections, as all can see--imperfections which
+cannot be cured, and hence resemble it so much to human nature that we
+must be pardoned for alleging that circumstance as the chief of two
+reasons (both disconnected from those philoprogenitive impulsions that we
+sometimes hear of from mawkish writers) for holding it in esteem. The sun
+has spots, and we once knew a critic whose grammar was execrable. Lest,
+however, some persons should officiously infer that we mean to wrong a
+very excellent class of people, we will state that the analogy between the
+last-named objects does not cease here.
+
+What we wish to say most in this concluding chapter, is that the work was
+not written to invite anybody's pique, nor to avoid it, nor to flatter
+anybody, nor to parody anybody, but to gratify a whim, and as it has been
+announced that there would be no explanation, and the completion of the
+task leaves us in a mood for conundrums, we shall not interfere with the
+reader's prerogative of guessing its import. But it was a mere whim, and
+now that it has been gratified, we feel better--vastly improved, in
+fact--so much improved that, in order to reach a superlative that will fit
+our case precisely, we find it necessary to go beyond the dictionary
+standard, and adopt the beautiful newsboy euphemism, hunky-dory. And then,
+too, the author has that self gratulation which could not fail to proceed
+from the knowledge that, from the beginning, a brave effort was maintained
+to avoid that notoriety which comes of even remote connection with such
+labor as he has performed,--and which must have succeeded but for his
+inadvertence in confiding the secret to one female acquaintance instead of
+fifty. Now that the mischief has been performed, his partiality for the
+sex leads him to say that he will be more thoughtful in the future.
+
+An old friend, whose sagacity regarding such subjects is approved, has
+informed us confidentially that the book will sell, and if it sells, can
+it be anybody's business whether it is read or not? After revolving this
+query in our mind, and inducing a fair analogy between what would be just
+to the outside world and profitable to ourselves, we are left _statu quo_
+until such time as the neighborhood debating society can be heard from.
+
+Can anything be more ridiculous than to suppose that there is a word of
+fiction connected with the foregoing chapters? A half-wit acquaintance,
+who plumes himself on the accident which enables him to write M. C. after
+his name, has obtruded this difficulty upon the author, and been
+handsomely objurgated for his pains. Did we not do right? and why is it
+that these men are permitted to lounge away from their places of
+confinement at the most dangerous season of the year?
+
+We here make the announcement, boldly and without fear of successful
+contradiction (this form of expression is copied from J. Billings, with
+some amendments in spelling), that nobody's facetiousness is chargeable
+with one syllable of these sketches; and if they do not suit the public
+palate, it is altogether attributable to the fact that that organ is in a
+badly disordered state, and requires stimulants of a nature which the
+Lakeside publishers will have no difficulty in supplying at the regulation
+price for compounded drinks. More than this we do not feel at liberty to
+divulge at present, but we do sincerely trust that those who compromise
+their doubts far enough to purchase the book, will pocket their scruples
+and read history.
+
+
+THE END.
+
+
+
+
+Footnotes:
+
+[A] The reader's fancy, aided by the hints supplied in the text, has
+doubtless informed him that these females had fallen victims to the lust
+of the flying desperadoes; for, perceiving the hand of fate in the
+impending catastrophe, and having nothing to hope from the indulgence of
+their pursuers, they realized that this startling crime could only hasten
+the denouement, not add to their weight of doom.
+
+[B] An individual of the gowned fraternity, six feet six inches in height,
+borne upon the shoulders of a comrade, who approximated the latter
+condition.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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