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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Caesar and Cleopatra, by George Bernard Shaw
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+Title: Caesar and Cleopatra
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+Author: George Bernard Shaw
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK CAESAR AND CLEOPATRA ***
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+Produced by Eve Sobol, and David Widger
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+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ CAESAR AND CLEOPATRA
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ By George Bernard Shaw
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ Contents
+ </h2>
+ <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto">
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> ACT I </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> ACT II </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> ACT III </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> ACT IV </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> ACT V </a>
+ </p>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p>
+ <a href="#link2H_NOTE"> NOTES TO CAESAR AND CLEOPATRA </a> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ ACT I
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <i>An October night on the Syrian border of Egypt towards the end of the
+ XXXIII Dynasty, in the year 706 by Roman computation, afterwards reckoned
+ by Christian computation as 48 B.C. A great radiance of silver fire, the
+ dawn of a moonlit night, is rising in the east. The stars and the
+ cloudless sky are our own contemporaries, nineteen and a half centuries
+ younger than we know them; but you would not guess that from their
+ appearance. Below them are two notable drawbacks of civilization: a
+ palace, and soldiers. The palace, an old, low, Syrian building of whitened
+ mud, is not so ugly as Buckingham Palace; and the officers in the
+ courtyard are more highly civilized than modern English officers: for
+ example, they do not dig up the corpses of their dead enemies and mutilate
+ them, as we dug up Cromwell and the Mahdi. They are in two groups: one
+ intent on the gambling of their captain Belzanor, a warrior of fifty, who,
+ with his spear on the ground beside his knee, is stooping to throw dice
+ with a sly-looking young Persian recruit; the other gathered about a
+ guardsman who has just finished telling a naughty story (still current in
+ English barracks) at which they are laughing uproariously. They are about
+ a dozen in number, all highly aristocratic young Egyptian guardsmen,
+ handsomely equipped with weapons and armor, very unEnglish in point of not
+ being ashamed of and uncomfortable in their professional dress; on the
+ contrary, rather ostentatiously and arrogantly warlike, as valuing
+ themselves on their military caste.</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Belzanor is a typical veteran, tough and wilful; prompt, capable and
+ crafty where brute force will serve; helpless and boyish when it will not:
+ an effective sergeant, an incompetent general, a deplorable dictator.
+ Would, if influentially connected, be employed in the two last capacities
+ by a modern European State on the strength of his success in the first. Is
+ rather to be pitied just now in view of the fact that Julius Caesar is
+ invading his country. Not knowing this, is intent on his game with the
+ Persian, whom, as a foreigner, he considers quite capable of cheating him.</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>His subalterns are mostly handsome young fellows whose interest in the
+ game and the story symbolizes with tolerable completeness the main
+ interests in life of which they are conscious. Their spears are leaning
+ against the walls, or lying on the ground ready to their hands. The corner
+ of the courtyard forms a triangle of which one side is the front of the
+ palace, with a doorway, the other a wall with a gateway. The storytellers
+ are on the palace side: the gamblers, on the gateway side. Close to the
+ gateway, against the wall, is a stone block high enough to enable a Nubian
+ sentinel, standing on it, to look over the wall. The yard is lighted by a
+ torch stuck in the wall. As the laughter from the group round the
+ storyteller dies away, the kneeling Persian, winning the throw, snatches
+ up the stake from the ground.</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br/>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. By Apis, Persian, thy gods are good to thee.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE PERSIAN. Try yet again, O captain. Double or quits!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. No more. I am not in the vein.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE SENTINEL (<i>poising his javelin as he peers over the wall</i>). Stand. Who
+ goes there?
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ They all start, listening. A strange voice replies from without.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ VOICE. The bearer of evil tidings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>calling to the sentry</i>). Pass him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE SENTINEL (<i>grounding his javelin</i>). Draw near, O bearer of evil
+ tidings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>pocketing the dice and picking up his spear</i>). Let us receive
+ this man with honor. He bears evil tidings.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The guardsmen seize their spears and gather about the gate, leaving a way
+ through for the new comer.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN (<i>rising from his knee</i>). Are evil tidings, then, honorable?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. O barbarous Persian, hear my instruction. In Egypt the bearer of
+ good tidings is sacrificed to the gods as a thank offering; but no god will
+ accept the blood of the messenger of evil. When we have good tidings, we
+ are careful to send them in the mouth of the cheapest slave we can find.
+ Evil tidings are borne by young noblemen who desire to bring themselves
+ into notice. (<i>They join the rest at the gate.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE SENTINEL. Pass, O young captain; and bow the head in the House of the
+ Queen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ VOICE. Go anoint thy javelin with fat of swine, O Blackamoor; for before
+ morning the Romans will make thee eat it to the very butt.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The owner of the voice, a fairhaired dandy, dressed in a different fashion
+ to that affected by the guardsmen, but no less extravagantly, comes
+ through the gateway laughing. He is somewhat battlestained; and his left
+ forearm, bandaged, comes through a torn sleeve. In his right hand he
+ carries a Roman sword in its sheath. He swaggers down the courtyard, the
+ Persian on his right, Belzanor on his left, and the guardsmen crowding
+ down behind him.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Who art thou that laughest in the House of Cleopatra the Queen,
+ and in the teeth of Belzanor, the captain of her guard?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE NEW COMER. I am Bel Affris, descended from the gods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>ceremoniously</i>). Hail, cousin!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ALL (<i>except the Persian</i>). Hail, cousin!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. All the Queen&rsquo;s guards are descended from the gods, O stranger,
+ save myself. I am Persian, and descended from many kings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS (<i>to the guardsmen</i>). Hail, cousins! (<i>To the Persian,
+ condescendingly</i>) Hail, mortal!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. You have been in battle, Bel Affris; and you are a soldier among
+ soldiers. You will not let the Queen&rsquo;s women have the first of your
+ tidings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. I have no tidings, except that we shall have our throats cut
+ presently, women, soldiers, and all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN (<i>to Belzanor</i>). I told you so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE SENTINEL (<i>who has been listening</i>). Woe, alas!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS (<i>calling to him</i>). Peace, peace, poor Ethiop: destiny is with
+ the gods who painted thee black. (<i>To Belzanor</i>) What has this mortal
+ (<i>indicating the Persian</i>) told you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. He says that the Roman Julius Caesar, who has landed on our
+ shores with a handful of followers, will make himself master of Egypt. He
+ is afraid of the Roman soldiers. (<i>The guardsmen laugh with boisterous
+ scorn.</i>) Peasants, brought up to scare crows and follow the plough. Sons of
+ smiths and millers and tanners! And we nobles, consecrated to arms,
+ descended from the gods!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Belzanor: the gods are not always good to their poor relations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>hotly, to the Persian</i>). Man to man, are we worse than the slaves
+ of Caesar?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS (<i>stepping between them</i>). Listen, cousin. Man to man, we
+ Egyptians are as gods above the Romans.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GUARDSMEN (<i>exultingly</i>). Aha!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. But this Caesar does not pit man against man: he throws a
+ legion at you where you are weakest as he throws a stone from a catapult;
+ and that legion is as a man with one head, a thousand arms, and no
+ religion. I have fought against them; and I know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>derisively</i>). Were you frightened, cousin?
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The guardsmen roar with laughter, their eyes sparkling at the wit of their
+ captain.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. No, cousin; but I was beaten. They were frightened (perhaps);
+ but they scattered us like chaff.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The guardsmen, much damped, utter a growl of contemptuous disgust.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Could you not die?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. No: that was too easy to be worthy of a descendant of the
+ gods. Besides, there was no time: all was over in a moment. The attack
+ came just where we least expected it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. That shews that the Romans are cowards.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. They care nothing about cowardice, these Romans: they fight to
+ win. The pride and honor of war are nothing to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Tell us the tale of the battle. What befell?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GUARDSMEN (<i>gathering eagerly round Bel Affris</i>). Ay: the tale of the
+ battle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. Know then, that I am a novice in the guard of the temple of Ra
+ in Memphis, serving neither Cleopatra nor her brother Ptolemy, but only
+ the high gods. We went a journey to inquire of Ptolemy why he had driven
+ Cleopatra into Syria, and how we of Egypt should deal with the Roman
+ Pompey, newly come to our shores after his defeat by Caesar at Pharsalia.
+ What, think ye, did we learn? Even that Caesar is coming also in hot
+ pursuit of his foe, and that Ptolemy has slain Pompey, whose severed head
+ he holds in readiness to present to the conqueror. (<i>Sensation among the
+ guardsmen.</i>) Nay, more: we found that Caesar is already come; for we had
+ not made half a day&rsquo;s journey on our way back when we came upon a city
+ rabble flying from his legions, whose landing they had gone out to
+ withstand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. And ye, the temple guard! Did you not withstand these legions?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. What man could, that we did. But there came the sound of a
+ trumpet whose voice was as the cursing of a black mountain. Then saw we a
+ moving wall of shields coming towards us. You know how the heart burns
+ when you charge a fortified wall; but how if the fortified wall were to
+ charge <i>you</i>?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE PERSIAN (<i>exulting in having told them so</i>). Did I not say it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. When the wall came nigh, it changed into a line of men&mdash;common
+ fellows enough, with helmets, leather tunics, and breastplates. Every man
+ of them flung his javelin: the one that came my way drove through my
+ shield as through a papyrus&mdash;lo there! (<i>he points to the bandage on
+ his left arm</i>) and would have gone through my neck had I not stooped. They
+ were charging at the double then, and were upon us with short swords
+ almost as soon as their javelins. When a man is close to you with such a
+ sword, you can do nothing with our weapons: they are all too long.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE PERSIAN. What did you do?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. Doubled my fist and smote my Roman on the sharpness of his
+ jaw. He was but mortal after all: he lay down in a stupor; and I took his
+ sword and laid it on. (<i>Drawing the sword</i>) Lo! a Roman sword with Roman
+ blood on it!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GUARDSMEN (<i>approvingly</i>). Good! (<i>They take the sword and hand it round,
+ examining it curiously.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE PERSIAN. And your men?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. Fled. Scattered like sheep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>furiously</i>). The cowardly slaves! Leaving the descendants of the
+ gods to be butchered!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS (<i>with acid coolness</i>). The descendants of the gods did not stay
+ to be butchered, cousin. The battle was not to the strong; but the race
+ was to the swift. The Romans, who have no chariots, sent a cloud of
+ horsemen in pursuit, and slew multitudes. Then our high priest&rsquo;s captain
+ rallied a dozen descendants of the gods and exhorted us to die fighting. I
+ said to myself: surely it is safer to stand than to lose my breath and be
+ stabbed in the back; so I joined our captain and stood. Then the Romans
+ treated us with respect; for no man attacks a lion when the field is full
+ of sheep, except for the pride and honor of war, of which these Romans
+ know nothing. So we escaped with our lives; and I am come to warn you that
+ you must open your gates to Caesar; for his advance guard is scarce an
+ hour behind me; and not an Egyptian warrior is left standing between you
+ and his legions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE SENTINEL. Woe, alas! (<i>He throws down his javelin and flies into the
+ palace.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Nail him to the door, quick! (<i>The guardsmen rush for him with
+ their spears; but he is too quick for them.</i>) Now this news will run
+ through the palace like fire through stubble.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. What shall we do to save the women from the Romans?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Why not kill them?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Because we should have to pay blood money for some of them.
+ Better let the Romans kill them: it is cheaper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>awestruck at his brain power</i>). O subtle one! O serpent!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. But your Queen?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. True: we must carry off Cleopatra.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. Will ye not await her command?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Command! a girl of sixteen! Not we. At Memphis ye deem her a
+ Queen: here we know better. I will take her on the crupper of my horse.
+ When we soldiers have carried her out of Caesar&rsquo;s reach, then the priests
+ and the nurses and the rest of them can pretend she is a queen again, and
+ put their commands into her mouth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Listen to me, Belzanor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Speak, O subtle beyond thy years.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE PERSIAN. Cleopatra&rsquo;s brother Ptolemy is at war with her. Let us sell
+ her to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GUARDSMEN. O subtle one! O serpent!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. We dare not. We are descended from the gods; but Cleopatra is
+ descended from the river Nile; and the lands of our fathers will grow no
+ grain if the Nile rises not to water them. Without our father&rsquo;s gifts we
+ should live the lives of dogs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. It is true: the Queen&rsquo;s guard cannot live on its pay. But hear me
+ further, O ye kinsmen of Osiris.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GUARDSMEN. Speak, O subtle one. Hear the serpent begotten!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Have I heretofore spoken truly to you of Caesar, when you thought
+ I mocked you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ GUARDSMEN. Truly, truly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>reluctantly admitting it</i>). So Bel Affris says.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Hear more of him, then. This Caesar is a great lover of women: he
+ makes them his friends and counselors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Faugh! This rule of women will be the ruin of Egypt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE PERSIAN. Let it rather be the ruin of Rome! Caesar grows old now: he
+ is past fifty and full of labors and battles. He is too old for the young
+ women; and the old women are too wise to worship him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. Take heed, Persian. Caesar is by this time almost within
+ earshot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Cleopatra is not yet a woman: neither is she wise. But she
+ already troubles men&rsquo;s wisdom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Ay: that is because she is descended from the river Nile and a
+ black kitten of the sacred White Cat. What then?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Why, sell her secretly to Ptolemy, and then offer ourselves to
+ Caesar as volunteers to fight for the overthrow of her brother and the
+ rescue of our Queen, the Great Granddaughter of the Nile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GUARDSMEN. O serpent!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. He will listen to us if we come with her picture in our mouths.
+ He will conquer and kill her brother, and reign in Egypt with Cleopatra
+ for his Queen. And we shall be her guard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ GUARDSMEN. O subtlest of all the serpents! O admiration! O wisdom!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. He will also have arrived before you have done talking, O word
+ spinner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. That is true. (<i>An affrighted uproar in the palace interrupts
+ him.</i>) Quick: the flight has begun: guard the door. (<i>They rush to the door
+ and form a cordon before it with their spears. A mob of women-servants and
+ nurses surges out. Those in front recoil from the spears, screaming to
+ those behind to keep back. Belzanor&rsquo;s voice dominates the disturbance as
+ he shouts</i>) Back there. In again, unprofitable cattle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GUARDSMEN. Back, unprofitable cattle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Send us out Ftatateeta, the Queen&rsquo;s chief nurse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE WOMEN (<i>calling into the palace</i>). Ftatateeta, Ftatateeta. Come, come.
+ Speak to Belzanor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A WOMAN. Oh, keep back. You are thrusting me on the spearheads.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ A huge grim woman, her face covered with a network of tiny wrinkles, and
+ her eyes old, large, and wise; sinewy handed, very tall, very strong; with
+ the mouth of a bloodhound and the jaws of a bulldog, appears on the
+ threshold. She is dressed like a person of consequence in the palace, and
+ confronts the guardsmen insolently.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Make way for the Queen&rsquo;s chief nurse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>with solemn arrogance</i>). Ftatateeta: I am Belzanor, the captain
+ of the Queen&rsquo;s guard, descended from the gods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>retorting his arrogance with interest</i>). Belzanor: I am
+ Ftatateeta, the Queen&rsquo;s chief nurse; and your divine ancestors were proud
+ to be painted on the wall in the pyramids of the kings whom my fathers
+ served.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The women laugh triumphantly.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>with grim humor</i>). Ftatateeta: daughter of a long-tongued,
+ swivel-eyed chameleon, the Romans are at hand. (<i>A cry of terror from the
+ women: they would fly but for the spears.</i>) Not even the descendants of the
+ gods can resist them; for they have each man seven arms, each carrying
+ seven spears. The blood in their veins is boiling quicksilver; and their
+ wives become mothers in three hours, and are slain and eaten the next day.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ A shudder of horror from the women. Ftatateeta, despising them and
+ scorning the soldiers, pushes her way through the crowd and confronts the
+ spear points undismayed.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Then fly and save yourselves, O cowardly sons of the cheap
+ clay gods that are sold to fish porters; and leave us to shift for
+ ourselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Not until you have first done our bidding, O terror of manhood.
+ Bring out Cleopatra the Queen to us and then go whither you will.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>with a derisive laugh</i>). Now I know why the gods have taken her
+ out of our hands. (<i>The guardsmen start and look at one another</i>). Know,
+ thou foolish soldier, that the Queen has been missing since an hour past
+ sun down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>furiously</i>). Hag: you have hidden her to sell to Caesar or her
+ brother. (<i>He grasps her by the left wrist, and drags her, helped by a few
+ of the guard, to the middle of the courtyard, where, as they fling her on
+ her knees, he draws a murderous looking knife.</i>) Where is she? Where is
+ she? or&mdash; (<i>He threatens to cut her throat.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>savagely</i>). Touch me, dog; and the Nile will not rise on your
+ fields for seven times seven years of famine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>frightened, but desperate</i>). I will sacrifice: I will pay. Or
+ stay. (<i>To the Persian</i>) You, O subtle one: your father&rsquo;s lands lie far from
+ the Nile. Slay her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN (<i>threatening her with his knife</i>). Persia has but one god; yet he
+ loves the blood of old women. Where is Cleopatra?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Persian: as Osiris lives, I do not know. I chid her for
+ bringing evil days upon us by talking to the sacred cats of the priests,
+ and carrying them in her arms. I told her she would be left alone here
+ when the Romans came as a punishment for her disobedience. And now she is
+ gone&mdash;run away&mdash;hidden. I speak the truth. I call Osiris to
+ witness&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE WOMEN (<i>protesting officiously</i>). She speaks the truth, Belzanor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. You have frightened the child: she is hiding. Search&mdash;quick&mdash;into
+ the palace&mdash;search every corner.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The guards, led by Belzanor, shoulder their way into the palace through
+ the flying crowd of women, who escape through the courtyard gate.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>screaming</i>). Sacrilege! Men in the Queen&rsquo;s chambers! Sa&mdash;
+ (<i>Her voice dies away as the Persian puts his knife to her throat.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS (<i>laying a hand on Ftatateeta&rsquo;s left shoulder</i>). Forbear her yet
+ a moment, Persian. (<i>To Ftatateeta, very significantly</i>) Mother: your gods
+ are asleep or away hunting; and the sword is at your throat. Bring us to
+ where the Queen is hid, and you shall live.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>contemptuously</i>). Who shall stay the sword in the hand of a
+ fool, if the high gods put it there? Listen to me, ye young men without
+ understanding. Cleopatra fears me; but she fears the Romans more. There is
+ but one power greater in her eyes than the wrath of the Queen&rsquo;s nurse and
+ the cruelty of Caesar; and that is the power of the Sphinx that sits in
+ the desert watching the way to the sea. What she would have it know, she
+ tells into the ears of the sacred cats; and on her birthday she sacrifices
+ to it and decks it with poppies. Go ye therefore into the desert and seek
+ Cleopatra in the shadow of the Sphinx; and on your heads see to it that no
+ harm comes to her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS (<i>to the Persian</i>). May we believe this, O subtle one?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Which way come the Romans?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BEL AFFRIS. Over the desert, from the sea, by this very Sphinx.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN (<i>to Ftatateeta</i>). O mother of guile! O aspic&rsquo;s tongue! You have
+ made up this tale so that we two may go into the desert and perish on the
+ spears of the Romans. (<i>Lifting his knife</i>) Taste death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Not from thee, baby. (<i>She snatches his ankle from under him
+ and flies stooping along the palace wall, vanishing in the darkness within
+ its precinct. Bel Affris roars with laughter as the Persian tumbles. The
+ guardsmen rush out of the palace with Belzanor and a mob of fugitives,
+ mostly carrying bundles.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Have you found Cleopatra?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. She is gone. We have searched every corner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE NUBIAN SENTINEL (<i>appearing at the door of the palace</i>). Woe! Alas! Fly,
+ fly!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. What is the matter now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE NUBIAN SENTINEL. The sacred white cat has been stolen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ALL. Woe! Woe!
+ (<i>General panic. They all fly with cries of consternation. The torch is
+ thrown down and extinguished in the rush. Darkness. The noise of the
+ fugitives dies away. Dead silence. Suspense. Then the blackness and
+ stillness breaks softly into silver mist and strange airs as the windswept
+ harp of Memnon plays at the dawning of the moon. It rises full over the
+ desert; and a vast horizon comes into relief, broken by a huge shape which
+ soon reveals itself in the spreading radiance as a Sphinx pedestalled on
+ the sands. The light still clears, until the upraised eyes of the image
+ are distinguished looking straight forward and upward in infinite fearless
+ vigil, and a mass of color between its great paws defines itself as a heap
+ of red poppies on which a girl lies motionless, her silken vest heaving
+ gently and regularly with the breathing of a dreamless sleeper, and her
+ braided hair glittering in a shaft of moonlight like a bird&rsquo;s wing.</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Suddenly there comes from afar a vaguely fearful sound (it might be the
+ bellow of a Minotaur softened by great distance) and Memnon&rsquo;s music stops.
+ Silence: then a few faint high-ringing trumpet notes. Then silence again.
+ Then a man comes from the south with stealing steps, ravished by the
+ mystery of the night, all wonder, and halts, lost in contemplation,
+ opposite the left flank of the Sphinx, whose bosom, with its burden, is
+ hidden from him by its massive shoulder.)</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE MAN. Hail, Sphinx: salutation from Julius Caesar! I have wandered in
+ many lands, seeking the lost regions from which my birth into this world
+ exiled me, and the company of creatures such as I myself. I have found
+ flocks and pastures, men and cities, but no other Caesar, no air native to
+ me, no man kindred to me, none who can do my day&rsquo;s deed, and think my
+ night&rsquo;s thought. In the little world yonder, Sphinx, my place is as high
+ as yours in this great desert; only I wander, and you sit still; I
+ conquer, and you endure; I work and wonder, you watch and wait; I look up
+ and am dazzled, look down and am darkened, look round and am puzzled,
+ whilst your eyes never turn from looking out&mdash;out of the world&mdash;to
+ the lost region&mdash;the home from which we have strayed. Sphinx, you and
+ I, strangers to the race of men, are no strangers to one another: have I
+ not been conscious of you and of this place since I was born? Rome is a
+ madman&rsquo;s dream: this is my Reality. These starry lamps of yours I have
+ seen from afar in Gaul, in Britain, in Spain, in Thessaly, signalling
+ great secrets to some eternal sentinel below, whose post I never could
+ find. And here at last is their sentinel&mdash;an image of the constant
+ and immortal part of my life, silent, full of thoughts, alone in the
+ silver desert. Sphinx, Sphinx: I have climbed mountains at night to hear
+ in the distance the stealthy footfall of the winds that chase your sands
+ in forbidden play&mdash;our invisible children, O Sphinx, laughing in
+ whispers. My way hither was the way of destiny; for I am he of whose
+ genius you are the symbol: part brute, part woman, and part God&mdash;nothing
+ of man in me at all. Have I read your riddle, Sphinx?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GIRL (<i>who has wakened, and peeped cautiously from her nest to see who
+ is speaking</i>). Old gentleman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>starting violently, and clutching his sword</i>). Immortal gods!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GIRL. Old gentleman: don&rsquo;t run away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>stupefied</i>). &ldquo;Old gentleman: don&rsquo;t run away!!!&rdquo; This! To Julius
+ Caesar!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GIRL (<i>urgently</i>). Old gentleman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Sphinx: you presume on your centuries. I am younger than you,
+ though your voice is but a girl&rsquo;s voice as yet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GIRL. Climb up here, quickly; or the Romans will come and eat you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>running forward past the Sphinx&rsquo;s shoulder, and seeing her</i>). A
+ child at its breast! A divine child!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GIRL. Come up quickly. You must get up at its side and creep round.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>amazed</i>). Who are you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE GIRL. Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Queen of the Gypsies, you mean.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. You must not be disrespectful to me, or the Sphinx will let the
+ Romans eat you. Come up. It is quite cosy here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>to himself</i>). What a dream! What a magnificent dream! Only let me
+ not wake, and I will conquer ten continents to pay for dreaming it out to
+ the end. (<i>He climbs to the Sphinx&rsquo;s flank, and presently reappears to her
+ on the pedestal, stepping round its right shoulder.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Take care. That&rsquo;s right. Now sit down: you may have its other
+ paw. (<i>She seats herself comfortably on its left paw.</i>) It is very powerful
+ and will protect us; but (<i>shivering, and with plaintive loneliness</i>) it
+ would not take any notice of me or keep me company. I am glad you have
+ come: I was very lonely. Did you happen to see a white cat anywhere?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>sitting slowly down on the right paw in extreme wonderment</i>). Have
+ you lost one?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Yes: the sacred white cat: is it not dreadful? I brought him
+ here to sacrifice him to the Sphinx; but when we got a little way from the
+ city a black cat called him, and he jumped out of my arms and ran away to
+ it. Do you think that the black cat can have been my
+ great-great-great-grandmother?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>staring at her</i>). Your great-great-great-grandmother! Well, why
+ not? Nothing would surprise me on this night of nights.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I think it must have been. My great-grandmother&rsquo;s
+ great-grandmother was a black kitten of the sacred white cat; and the
+ river Nile made her his seventh wife. That is why my hair is so wavy. And
+ I always want to be let do as I like, no matter whether it is the will of
+ the gods or not: that is because my blood is made with Nile water.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What are you doing here at this time of night? Do you live here?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Of course not: I am the Queen; and I shall live in the palace
+ at Alexandria when I have killed my brother, who drove me out of it. When
+ I am old enough I shall do just what I like. I shall be able to poison the
+ slaves and see them wriggle, and pretend to Ftatateeta that she is going
+ to be put into the fiery furnace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Hm! Meanwhile why are you not at home and in bed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Because the Romans are coming to eat us all. <i>You</i> are not at
+ home and in bed either.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>with conviction</i>). Yes I am. I live in a tent; and I am now in that
+ tent, fast asleep and dreaming. Do you suppose that I believe you are
+ real, you impossible little dream witch?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>giggling and leaning trustfully towards him</i>). You are a funny
+ old gentleman. I like you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Ah, that spoils the dream. Why don&rsquo;t you dream that I am young?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I wish you were; only I think I should be more afraid of you. I
+ like men, especially young men with round strong arms; but I am afraid of
+ them. You are old and rather thin and stringy; but you have a nice voice;
+ and I like to have somebody to talk to, though I think you are a little
+ mad. It is the moon that makes you talk to yourself in that silly way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What! you heard that, did you? I was saying my prayers to the
+ great Sphinx.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. But this isn&rsquo;t the great Sphinx.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>much disappointed, looking up at the statue</i>). What!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. This is only a dear little kitten of the Sphinx. Why, the great
+ Sphinx is so big that it has a temple between its paws. This is my pet
+ Sphinx. Tell me: do you think the Romans have any sorcerers who could take
+ us away from the Sphinx by magic?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Why? Are you afraid of the Romans?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>very seriously</i>). Oh, they would eat us if they caught us. They
+ are barbarians. Their chief is called Julius Caesar. His father was a
+ tiger and his mother a burning mountain; and his nose is like an
+ elephant&rsquo;s trunk. (<i>Caesar involuntarily rubs his nose.</i>) They all have long
+ noses, and ivory tusks, and little tails, and seven arms with a hundred
+ arrows in each; and they live on human flesh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Would you like me to shew you a real Roman?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>terrified</i>). No. You are frightening me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. No matter: this is only a dream&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>excitedly</i>). It is not a dream: it is not a dream. See, see.
+ (<i>She plucks a pin from her hair and jabs it repeatedly into his arm.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Ffff&mdash;Stop. (<i>Wrathfully</i>) How dare you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>abashed</i>). You said you were dreaming. (<i>Whimpering</i>) I only
+ wanted to shew you&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>gently</i>). Come, come: don&rsquo;t cry. A queen mustn&rsquo;t cry. (<i>He rubs his
+ arm, wondering at the reality of the smart.</i>) Am I awake? (<i>He strikes his
+ hand against the Sphinx to test its solidity. It feels so real that he
+ begins to be alarmed, and says perplexedly</i>) Yes, I&mdash;(<i>quite
+ panic-stricken</i>) no: impossible: madness, madness! (<i>Desperately</i>) Back to
+ camp&mdash;to camp. (<i>He rises to spring down from the pedestal.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>flinging her arms in terror round him</i>). No: you shan&rsquo;t leave
+ me. No, no, no: don&rsquo;t go. I&rsquo;m afraid&mdash;afraid of the Romans.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>as the conviction that he is really awake forces itself on him</i>).
+ Cleopatra: can you see my face well?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Yes. It is so white in the moonlight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Are you sure it is the moonlight that makes me look whiter than an
+ Egyptian? (<i>Grimly</i>) Do you notice that I have a rather long nose?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>recoiling, paralyzed by a terrible suspicion</i>). Oh!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. It is a Roman nose, Cleopatra.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Ah! (<i>With a piercing scream she springs up; darts round the
+ left shoulder of the Sphinx; scrambles down to the sand; and falls on her
+ knees in frantic supplication, shrieking</i>) Bite him in two, Sphinx: bite
+ him in two. I meant to sacrifice the white cat&mdash;I did indeed&mdash;I
+ (<i>Caesar, who has slipped down from the pedestal, touches her on the
+ shoulder</i>) Ah! (<i>She buries her head in her arms.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Cleopatra: shall I teach you a way to prevent Caesar from eating
+ you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>clinging to him piteously</i>). Oh do, do, do. I will steal
+ Ftatateeta&rsquo;s jewels and give them to you. I will make the river Nile water
+ your lands twice a year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Peace, peace, my child. Your gods are afraid of the Romans: you
+ see the Sphinx dare not bite me, nor prevent me carrying you off to Julius
+ Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>in pleading murmurings</i>). You won&rsquo;t, you won&rsquo;t. You said you
+ wouldn&rsquo;t.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Caesar never eats women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>springing up full of hope</i>). What!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>impressively</i>). But he eats girls (<i>she relapses</i>) and cats. Now you
+ are a silly little girl; and you are descended from the black kitten. You
+ are both a girl and a cat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>trembling</i>). And will he eat me?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Yes; unless you make him believe that you are a woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Oh, you must get a sorcerer to make a woman of me. Are you a
+ sorcerer?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Perhaps. But it will take a long time; and this very night you
+ must stand face to face with Caesar in the palace of your fathers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. No, no. I daren&rsquo;t.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Whatever dread may be in your soul&mdash;however terrible Caesar
+ may be to you&mdash;you must confront him as a brave woman and a great
+ queen; and you must feel no fear. If your hand shakes: if your voice
+ quavers; then&mdash;night and death! (<i>She moans.</i>) But if he thinks you
+ worthy to rule, he will set you on the throne by his side and make you the
+ real ruler of Egypt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>despairingly</i>). No: he will find me out: he will find me out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>rather mournfully</i>). He is easily deceived by women. Their eyes
+ dazzle him; and he sees them not as they are, but as he wishes them to
+ appear to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>hopefully</i>). Then we will cheat him. I will put on Ftatateeta&rsquo;s
+ head-dress; and he will think me quite an old woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. If you do that he will eat you at one mouthful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. But I will give him a cake with my magic opal and seven hairs
+ of the white cat baked in it; and&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>abruptly</i>). Pah! you are a little fool. He will eat your cake and
+ you too. (<i>He turns contemptuously from her.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>running after him and clinging to him</i>). Oh, please, <i>please</i>! I
+ will do whatever you tell me. I will be good! I will be your slave. (<i>Again
+ the terrible bellowing note sounds across the desert, now closer at hand.
+ It is the bucina, the Roman war trumpet.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Hark!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>trembling</i>). What was that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Caesar&rsquo;s voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>pulling at his hand</i>). Let us run away. Come. Oh, come.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. You are safe with me until you stand on your throne to receive
+ Caesar. Now lead me thither.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>only too glad to get away</i>). I will, I will. (<i>Again the bucina.</i>)
+ Oh, come, come, come: the gods are angry. Do you feel the earth shaking?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. It is the tread of Caesar&rsquo;s legions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>drawing him away</i>). This way, quickly. And let us look for the
+ white cat as we go. It is he that has turned you into a Roman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Incorrigible, oh, incorrigible! Away! (<i>He follows her, the bucina
+ sounding louder as they steal across the desert. The moonlight wanes: the
+ horizon again shows black against the sky, broken only by the fantastic
+ silhouette of the Sphinx. The sky itself vanishes in darkness, from which
+ there is no relief until the gleam of a distant torch falls on great
+ Egyptian pillars supporting the roof of a majestic corridor. At the
+ further end of this corridor a Nubian slave appears carrying the torch.
+ Caesar, still led by Cleopatra, follows him. They come down the corridor,
+ Caesar peering keenly about at the strange architecture, and at the pillar
+ shadows between which, as the passing torch makes them hurry noiselessly
+ backwards, figures of men with wings and hawks&rsquo; heads, and vast black
+ marble cats, seem to flit in and out of ambush. Further along, the wall
+ turns a corner and makes a spacious transept in which Caesar sees, on his
+ right, a throne, and behind the throne a door. On each side of the throne
+ is a slender pillar with a lamp on it.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What place is this?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. This is where I sit on the throne when I am allowed to wear my
+ crown and robes. (<i>The slave holds his torch to shew the throne.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Order the slave to light the lamps.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>shyly</i>). Do you think I may?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Of course. You are the Queen. (<i>She hesitates.</i>) Go on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>timidly, to the slave</i>). Light all the lamps.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>suddenly coming from behind the throne</i>). Stop. (<i>The slave
+ stops. She turns sternly to Cleopatra, who quails like a naughty child.</i>)
+ Who is this you have with you; and how dare you order the lamps to be
+ lighted without my permission? (<i>Cleopatra is dumb with apprehension.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Who is she?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Ftatateeta.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>arrogantly</i>). Chief nurse to&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>cutting her short</i>). I speak to the Queen. Be silent. (<i>To
+ Cleopatra</i>) Is this how your servants know their places? Send her away; and
+ you (<i>to the slave</i>) do as the Queen has bidden. (<i>The slave lights the
+ lamps. Meanwhile Cleopatra stands hesitating, afraid of Ftatateeta.</i>) You
+ are the Queen: send her away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>cajoling</i>). Ftatateeta, dear: you must go away&mdash;just for a
+ little.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. You are not commanding her to go away: you are begging her. You
+ are no Queen. You will be eaten. Farewell. (<i>He turns to go.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>clutching him</i>). No, no, no. Don&rsquo;t leave me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. A Roman does not stay with queens who are afraid of their slaves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I am not afraid. Indeed I am not afraid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. We shall see who is afraid here. (<i>Menacingly</i>) Cleopatra&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. On your knees, woman: am I also a child that you dare trifle with
+ me? (<i>He points to the floor at Cleopatra&rsquo;s feet. Ftatateeta, half cowed,
+ half savage, hesitates. Caesar calls to the Nubian</i>) Slave. (<i>The Nubian
+ comes to him.</i>) Can you cut off a head? (<i>The Nubian nods and grins
+ ecstatically, showing all his teeth. Caesar takes his sword by the
+ scabbard, ready to offer the hilt to the Nubian, and turns again to
+ Ftatateeta, repeating his gesture.</i>) Have you remembered yourself,
+ mistress?
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Ftatateeta, crushed, kneels before Cleopatra, who can hardly believe her
+ eyes.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>hoarsely</i>). O Queen, forget not thy servant in the days of thy
+ greatness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>blazing with excitement</i>). Go. Begone. Go away. (<i>Ftatateeta
+ rises with stooped head, and moves backwards towards the door. Cleopatra
+ watches her submission eagerly, almost clapping her hands, which are
+ trembling. Suddenly she cries</i>) Give me something to beat her with. (<i>She
+ snatches a snake-skin from the throne and dashes after Ftatateeta,
+ whirling it like a scourge in the air. Caesar makes a bound and manages to
+ catch her and hold her while Ftatateeta escapes.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. You scratch, kitten, do you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>breaking from him</i>). I <i>will</i> beat somebody. I will beat <i>him</i>. (<i>She
+ attacks the slave.</i>) There, there, there! (<i>The slave flies for his life up
+ the corridor and vanishes. She throws the snake-skin away and jumps on the
+ step of the throne with her arms waving, crying</i>) I am a real Queen at last&mdash;a
+ real, real Queen! Cleopatra the Queen! (<i>Caesar shakes his head dubiously,
+ the advantage of the change seeming open to question from the point of
+ view of the general welfare of Egypt. She turns and looks at him
+ exultantly. Then she jumps down from the step, runs to him, and flings her
+ arms round him rapturously, crying</i>) Oh, I love you for making me a Queen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. But queens love only kings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I will make all the men I love kings. I will make you a king. I
+ will have many young kings, with round, strong arms; and when I am tired
+ of them I will whip them to death; but you shall always be my king: my
+ nice, kind, wise, good old king.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Oh, my wrinkles, my wrinkles! And my child&rsquo;s heart! You will be
+ the most dangerous of all Caesar&rsquo;s conquests.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>appalled</i>). Caesar! I forgot Caesar. (<i>Anxiously</i>) You will tell
+ him that I am a Queen, will you not?&mdash;a real Queen. Listen! (<i>stealthily
+ coaxing him</i>) let us run away and hide until Caesar is gone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. If you fear Caesar, you are no true Queen; and though you were to
+ hide beneath a pyramid, he would go straight to it and lift it with one
+ hand. And then&mdash;! (<i>He chops his teeth together.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>trembling</i>). Oh!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Be afraid if you dare. (<i>The note of the bucina resounds again in
+ the distance. She moans with fear. Caesar exalts in it, exclaiming</i>) Aha!
+ Caesar approaches the throne of Cleopatra. Come: take your place. (<i>He
+ takes her hand and leads her to the throne. She is too downcast to speak.</i>)
+ Ho, there, Teetatota. How do you call your slaves?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>spiritlessly, as she sinks on the throne and cowers there,
+ shaking</i>). Clap your hands.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ He claps his hands. Ftatateeta returns.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Bring the Queen&rsquo;s robes, and her crown, and her women; and prepare
+ her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>eagerly&mdash;recovering herself a little</i>). Yes, the crown,
+ Ftatateeta: I shall wear the crown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. For whom must the Queen put on her state?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. For a citizen of Rome. A king of kings, Totateeta.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>stamping at her</i>). How dare you ask questions? Go and do as you
+ are told. (<i>Ftatateeta goes out with a grim smile. Cleopatra goes on
+ eagerly, to Caesar</i>) Caesar will know that I am a Queen when he sees my
+ crown and robes, will he not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. No. How shall he know that you are not a slave dressed up in the
+ Queen&rsquo;s ornaments?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. You must tell him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. He will not ask me. He will know Cleopatra by her pride, her
+ courage, her majesty, and her beauty. (<i>She looks very doubtful.</i>) Are you
+ trembling?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>shivering with dread</i>). No, I&mdash;I&mdash;(<i>in a very sickly
+ voice</i>) No.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Ftatateeta and three women come in with the regalia.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Of all the Queen&rsquo;s women, these three alone are left. The rest
+ are fled. (<i>They begin to deck Cleopatra, who submits, pale and
+ motionless.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Good, good. Three are enough. Poor Caesar generally has to dress
+ himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>contemptuously</i>). The Queen of Egypt is not a Roman barbarian.
+ (<i>To Cleopatra</i>) Be brave, my nursling. Hold up your head before this
+ stranger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>admiring Cleopatra, and placing the crown on her head</i>). Is it
+ sweet or bitter to be a Queen, Cleopatra?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Bitter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Cast out fear; and you will conquer Caesar. Tota: are the Romans
+ at hand?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. They are at hand; and the guard has fled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE WOMEN (<i>wailing subduedly</i>). Woe to us!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The Nubian comes running down the hall.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ NUBIAN. The Romans are in the courtyard. (<i>He bolts through the door. With
+ a shriek, the women fly after him. Ftatateeta&rsquo;s jaw expresses savage
+ resolution: she does not budge. Cleopatra can hardly restrain herself from
+ following them. Caesar grips her wrist, and looks steadfastly at her. She
+ stands like a martyr.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. The Queen must face Caesar alone. Answer &ldquo;So be it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>white</i>). So be it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>releasing her</i>). Good.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ A tramp and tumult of armed men is heard. Cleopatra&rsquo;s terror increases.
+ The bucina sounds close at hand, followed by a formidable clangor of
+ trumpets. This is too much for Cleopatra: she utters a cry and darts
+ towards the door. Ftatateeta stops her ruthlessly.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. You are my nursling. You have said &ldquo;So be it&rdquo;; and if you die
+ for it, you must make the Queen&rsquo;s word good. (<i>She hands Cleopatra to
+ Caesar, who takes her back, almost beside herself with apprehension, to
+ the throne.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Now, if you quail&mdash;! (<i>He seats himself on the throne.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ She stands on the step, all but unconscious, waiting for death. The Roman
+ soldiers troop in tumultuously through the corridor, headed by their
+ ensign with his eagle, and their bucinator, a burly fellow with his
+ instrument coiled round his body, its brazen bell shaped like the head of
+ a howling wolf. When they reach the transept, they stare in amazement at
+ the throne; dress into ordered rank opposite it; draw their swords and
+ lift them in the air with a shout of</i> Hail, Caesar. <i>Cleopatra turns and
+ stares wildly at Caesar; grasps the situation; and, with a great sob of
+ relief, falls into his arms.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ACT II
+ </h2>
+ <p><i>
+ Alexandria. A hall on the first floor of the Palace, ending in a loggia
+ approached by two steps. Through the arches of the loggia the
+ Mediterranean can be seen, bright in the morning sun. The clean lofty
+ walls, painted with a procession of the Egyptian theocracy, presented in
+ profile as flat ornament, and the absence of mirrors, sham perspectives,
+ stuffy upholstery and textiles, make the place handsome, wholesome, simple
+ and cool, or, as a rich English manufacturer would express it, poor, bare,
+ ridiculous and unhomely. For Tottenham Court Road civilization is to this
+ Egyptian civilization as glass bead and tattoo civilization is to
+ Tottenham Court Road.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ <i>The young king Ptolemy Dionysus (aged ten) is at the top of the steps, on
+ his way in through the loggia, led by his guardian Pothinus, who has him
+ by the hand. The court is assembled to receive him. It is made up of men
+ and women (some of the women being officials) of various complexions and
+ races, mostly Egyptian; some of them, comparatively fair, from lower
+ Egypt; some, much darker, from upper Egypt; with a few Greeks and Jews.
+ Prominent in a group on Ptolemy&rsquo;s right hand is Theodotus, Ptolemy&rsquo;s
+ tutor. Another group, on Ptolemy&rsquo;s left, is headed by Achillas, the
+ general of Ptolemy&rsquo;s troops. Theodotus is a little old man, whose features
+ are as cramped and wizened as his limbs, except his tall straight
+ forehead, which occupies more space than all the rest of his face. He
+ maintains an air of magpie keenness and profundity, listening to what the
+ others say with the sarcastic vigilance of a philosopher listening to the
+ exercises of his disciples. Achillas is a tall handsome man of
+ thirty-five, with a fine black beard curled like the coat of a poodle.
+ Apparently not a clever man, but distinguished and dignified. Pothinus is
+ a vigorous man of fifty, a eunuch, passionate, energetic and quick witted,
+ but of common mind and character; impatient and unable to control his
+ temper. He has fine tawny hair, like fur. Ptolemy, the King, looks much
+ older than an English boy of ten; but he has the childish air, the habit
+ of being in leading strings, the mixture of impotence and petulance, the
+ appearance of being excessively washed, combed and dressed by other hands,
+ which is exhibited by court-bred princes of all ages.</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>All receive the King with reverences. He comes down the steps to a chair
+ of state which stands a little to his right, the only seat in the hall.
+ Taking his place before it, he looks nervously for instructions to
+ Pothinus, who places himself at his left hand.</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br/>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. The King of Egypt has a word to speak.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>in a squeak which he makes impressive by sheer
+ self-opinionativeness</i>). Peace for the King&rsquo;s word!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PTOLEMY (<i>without any vocal inflexions: he is evidently repeating a
+ lesson</i>). Take notice of this all of you. I am the firstborn son of Auletes
+ the Flute Blower who was your King. My sister Berenice drove him from his
+ throne and reigned in his stead but&mdash;but (<i>he hesitates</i>)&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>stealthily prompting</i>).&mdash;but the gods would not suffer&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PTOLEMY. Yes&mdash;the gods would not suffer&mdash;not suffer&mdash;(<i>he stops;
+ then, crestfallen</i>) I forget what the gods would not suffer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS. Let Pothinus, the King&rsquo;s guardian, speak for the King.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>suppressing his impatience with difficulty</i>). The King wished to
+ say that the gods would not suffer the impiety of his sister to go
+ unpunished.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PTOLEMY (<i>hastily</i>). Yes: I remember the rest of it. (<i>He resumes his
+ monotone</i>). Therefore the gods sent a stranger, one Mark Antony, a Roman
+ captain of horsemen, across the sands of the desert and he set my father
+ again upon the throne. And my father took Berenice my sister and struck
+ her head off. And now that my father is dead yet another of his daughters,
+ my sister Cleopatra, would snatch the kingdom from me and reign in my
+ place. But the gods would not suffer (<i>Pothinus coughs admonitorily</i>)&mdash;the
+ gods&mdash;the gods would not suffer&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>prompting</i>).&mdash;will not maintain&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PTOLEMY. Oh yes&mdash;will not maintain such iniquity, they will give her
+ head to the axe even as her sister&rsquo;s. But with the help of the witch
+ Ftatateeta she hath cast a spell on the Roman Julius Caesar to make him
+ uphold her false pretence to rule in Egypt. Take notice then that I will
+ not suffer&mdash;that I will not suffer&mdash;(<i>pettishly, to Pothinus</i>) What
+ is it that I will not suffer?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>suddenly exploding with all the force and emphasis of political
+ passion</i>). The King will not suffer a foreigner to take from him the throne
+ of our Egypt. (<i>A shout of applause.</i>) Tell the King, Achillas, how many
+ soldiers and horsemen follow the Roman?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS. Let the King&rsquo;s general speak!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ACHILLAS. But two Roman legions, O King. Three thousand soldiers and
+ scarce a thousand horsemen.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The court breaks into derisive laughter; and a great chattering begins,
+ amid which Rufio, a Roman officer, appears in the loggia. He is a burly,
+ black-bearded man of middle age, very blunt, prompt and rough, with small
+ clear eyes, and plump nose and cheeks, which, however, like the rest of
+ his flesh, are in ironhard condition.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>from the steps</i>). Peace, ho! (<i>The laughter and chatter cease
+ abruptly.</i>) Caesar approaches.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>with much presence of mind</i>). The King permits the Roman
+ commander to enter!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Caesar, plainly dressed, but wearing an oak wreath to conceal his
+ baldness, enters from, the loggia, attended by Britannus, his secretary, a
+ Briton, about forty, tall, solemn, and already slightly bald, with a
+ heavy, drooping, hazel-colored moustache trained so as to lose its ends in
+ a pair of trim whiskers. He is carefully dressed in blue, with portfolio,
+ inkhorn, and reed pen at his girdle. His serious air and sense of the
+ importance of the business in hand is in marked contrast to the kindly
+ interest of Caesar, who looks at the scene, which is new to him, with the
+ frank curiosity of a child, and then turns to the King&rsquo;s chair: Britannus
+ and Rufio posting themselves near the steps at the other side.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>looking at Pothinus and Ptolemy</i>). Which is the King? the man or
+ the boy?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. I am Pothinus, the guardian of my lord the King.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>patting Ptolemy kindly on the shoulder</i>). So you are the King. Dull
+ work at your age, eh? (<i>To Pothinus</i>) your servant, Pothinus. (<i>He turns away
+ unconcernedly and comes slowly along the middle of the hall, looking from
+ side to side at the courtiers until he reaches Achillas.</i>) And this
+ gentleman?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS. Achillas, the King&rsquo;s general.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>to Achillas, very friendly</i>). A general, eh? I am a general myself.
+ But I began too old, too old. Health and many victories, Achillas!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ACHILLAS. As the gods will, Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>turning to Theodotus</i>). And you, sir, are&mdash;&mdash;?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS. Theodotus, the King&rsquo;s tutor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. You teach men how to be kings, Theodotus. That is very clever of
+ you. (<i>Looking at the gods on the walls as he turns away from Theodotus and
+ goes up again to Pothinus.</i>) And this place?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. The council chamber of the chancellors of the King&rsquo;s treasury,
+ Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Ah! That reminds me. I want some money.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. The King&rsquo;s treasury is poor, Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Yes: I notice that there is but one chair in it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>shouting gruffly</i>). Bring a chair there, some of you, for Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PTOLEMY (<i>rising shyly to offer his chair</i>). Caesar&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>kindly</i>). No, no, my boy: that is your chair of state. Sit down.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ He makes Ptolemy sit down again. Meanwhile Rufio, looking about him, sees
+ in the nearest corner an image of the god Ra, represented as a seated man
+ with the head of a hawk. Before the image is a bronze tripod, about as
+ large as a three-legged stool, with a stick of incense burning on it.
+ Rufio, with Roman resourcefulness and indifference to foreign
+ superstitions, promptly seizes the tripod; shakes off the incense; blows
+ away the ash; and dumps it down behind Caesar, nearly in the middle of the
+ hall.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Sit on that, Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ A shiver runs through the court, followed by a hissing whisper of</i>
+ Sacrilege!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>seating himself</i>). Now, Pothinus, to business. I am badly in want
+ of money.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>disapproving of these informal expressions</i>). My master would
+ say that there is a lawful debt due to Rome by Egypt, contracted by the
+ King&rsquo;s deceased father to the Triumvirate; and that it is Caesar&rsquo;s duty to
+ his country to require immediate payment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>blandly</i>). Ah, I forgot. I have not made my companions known here.
+ Pothinus: this is Britannus, my secretary. He is an islander from the
+ western end of the world, a day&rsquo;s voyage from Gaul. (<i>Britannus bows
+ stiffly.</i>) This gentleman is Rufio, my comrade in arms. (<i>Rufio nods.</i>)
+ Pothinus: I want 1,600 talents.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The courtiers, appalled, murmur loudly, and Theodotus and Achillas appeal
+ mutely to one another against so monstrous a demand.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>aghast</i>). Forty million sesterces! Impossible. There is not so
+ much money in the King&rsquo;s treasury.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>encouragingly</i>). <i>Only</i> sixteen hundred talents, Pothinus. Why count
+ it in sesterces? A sestertius is only worth a loaf of bread.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. And a talent is worth a racehorse. I say it is impossible. We
+ have been at strife here, because the King&rsquo;s sister Cleopatra falsely
+ claims his throne. The King&rsquo;s taxes have not been collected for a whole
+ year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Yes they have, Pothinus. My officers have been collecting them all
+ the morning. (<i>Renewed whisper and sensation, not without some stifled
+ laughter, among the courtiers.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>bluntly</i>). You must pay, Pothinus. Why waste words? You are getting
+ off cheaply enough.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>bitterly</i>). Is it possible that Caesar, the conqueror of the
+ world, has time to occupy himself with such a trifle as our taxes?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. My friend: taxes are the chief business of a conqueror of the
+ world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Then take warning, Caesar. This day, the treasures of the
+ temples and the gold of the King&rsquo;s treasury will be sent to the mint to be
+ melted down for our ransom in the sight of the people. They shall see us
+ sitting under bare walls and drinking from wooden cups. And their wrath be
+ on your head, Caesar, if you force us to this sacrilege!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Do not fear, Pothinus: the people know how well wine tastes in
+ wooden cups. In return for your bounty, I will settle this dispute about
+ the throne for you, if you will. What say you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. If I say no, will that hinder you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>defiantly</i>). No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. You say the matter has been at issue for a year, Pothinus. May I
+ have ten minutes at it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. You will do your pleasure, doubtless.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Good! But first, let us have Cleopatra here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS. She is not in Alexandria: she is fled into Syria.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I think not. (<i>To Rufio</i>) Call Totateeta.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>calling</i>). Ho there, Teetatota.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Ftatateeta enters the loggia, and stands arrogantly at the top of the
+ steps.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Who pronounces the name of Ftatateeta, the Queen&rsquo;s chief
+ nurse?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Nobody can pronounce it, Tota, except yourself. Where is your
+ mistress?
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Cleopatra, who is hiding behind Ftafateeta, peeps out at them, laughing.
+ Caesar rises.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Will the Queen favor us with her presence for a moment?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>pushing Ftatateeta aside and standing haughtily on the brink of
+ the steps</i>). Am I to behave like a Queen?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Yes.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Cleopatra immediately comes down to the chair of state; seizes Ptolemy and
+ drags him out of his seat; then takes his place in the chair. Ftatateeta
+ seats herself on the step of the loggia, and sits there, watching the
+ scene with sybilline intensity.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ PTOLEMY (<i>mortified, and struggling with his tears</i>). Caesar: this is how
+ she treats me always. If I am a King why is she allowed to take everything
+ from me?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. You are not to be King, you little cry-baby. You are to be
+ eaten by the Romans.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>touched by Ptolemy&rsquo;s distress</i>). Come here, my boy, and stand by
+ me.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Ptolemy goes over to Caesar, who, resuming his seat on the tripod, takes
+ the boy&rsquo;s hand to encourage him. Cleopatra, furiously jealous, rises and
+ glares at them.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>with flaming cheeks</i>). Take your throne: I don&rsquo;t want it. (<i>She
+ flings away from the chair, and approaches Ptolemy, who shrinks from her.</i>)
+ Go this instant and sit down in your place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Go, Ptolemy. Always take a throne when it is offered to you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. I hope you will have the good sense to follow your own advice when
+ we return to Rome, Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Ptolemy slowly goes back to the throne, giving Cleopatra a wide berth, in
+ evident fear of her hands. She takes his place beside Caesar.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Pothinus&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>interrupting him</i>). Are you not going to speak to me?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Be quiet. Open your mouth again before I give you leave; and you
+ shall be eaten.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I am not afraid. A queen must not be afraid. Eat my husband
+ there, if you like: <i>he</i> is afraid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>starting</i>). Your husband! What do you mean?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>pointing to Ptolemy</i>). That little thing.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The two Romans and the Briton stare at one another in amazement.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS. Caesar: you are a stranger here, and not conversant with our
+ laws. The kings and queens of Egypt may not marry except with their own
+ royal blood. Ptolemy and Cleopatra are born king and consort just as they
+ are born brother and sister.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>shocked</i>). Caesar: this is not proper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>outraged</i>). How!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>recovering his self-possession</i>). Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a
+ barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the
+ laws of nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. On the contrary, Caesar, it is these Egyptians who are
+ barbarians; and you do wrong to encourage them. I say it is a scandal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Scandal or not, my friend, it opens the gate of peace. (<i>He rises
+ and addresses Pothinus seriously.</i>) Pothinus: hear what I propose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Hear Caesar there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Ptolemy and Cleopatra shall reign jointly in Egypt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ACHILLAS. What of the King&rsquo;s younger brother and Cleopatra&rsquo;s younger
+ sister?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>explaining</i>). There is another little Ptolemy, Caesar: so they tell
+ me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Well, the little Ptolemy can marry the other sister; and we will
+ make them both a present of Cyprus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>impatiently</i>). Cyprus is of no use to anybody.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. No matter: you shall have it for the sake of peace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>unconsciously anticipating a later statesman</i>). Peace with
+ honor, Pothinus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>mutinously</i>). Caesar: be honest. The money you demand is the
+ price of our freedom. Take it; and leave us to settle our own affairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE BOLDER COURTIERS (<i>encouraged by Pothinus&rsquo;s tone and Caesar&rsquo;s
+ quietness</i>). Yes, yes. Egypt for the Egyptians!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The conference now becomes an altercation, the Egyptians becoming more and
+ more heated. Caesar remains unruffled; but Rufio grows fiercer and
+ doggeder, and Britannus haughtily indignant.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>contemptuously</i>). Egypt for the Egyptians! Do you forget that there
+ is a Roman army of occupation here, left by Aulus Gabinius when he set up
+ your toy king for you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ACHILLAS (<i>suddenly asserting himself</i>). And now under <i>my</i> command. <i>I</i> am the
+ Roman general here, Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>tickled by the humor of the situation</i>). And also the Egyptian
+ general, eh?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>triumphantly</i>). That is so, Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>to Achillas</i>). So you can make war on the Egyptians in the name of
+ Rome, and on the Romans&mdash;on <i>me</i>, if necessary&mdash;in the name of
+ Egypt?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ACHILLAS. That is so, Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. And which side are you on at present, if I may presume to ask,
+ general?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ACHILLAS. On the side of the right and of the gods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Hm! How many men have you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ACHILLAS. That will appear when I take the field.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>truculently</i>). Are your men Romans? If not, it matters not how many
+ there are, provided you are no stronger than 500 to ten.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. It is useless to try to bluff us, Rufio. Caesar has been
+ defeated before and may be defeated again. A few weeks ago Caesar was
+ flying for his life before Pompey: a few months hence he may be flying for
+ his life before Cato and Juba of Numidia, the African King.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ACHILLAS (<i>following up Pothinus&rsquo;s speech menacingly</i>). What can you do with
+ 4,000 men?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>following up Achillas&rsquo;s speech with a raucous squeak</i>). And
+ without money? Away with you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ALL THE COURTIERS (<i>shouting fiercely and crowding towards Caesar</i>). Away
+ with you. Egypt for the Egyptians! Begone.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Rufio bites his beard, too angry to speak. Caesar sits on comfortably as
+ if he were at breakfast, and the cat were clamoring for a piece of
+ Finnan-haddie.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Why do you let them talk to you like that, Caesar? Are you
+ afraid?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Why, my dear, what they say is quite true.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. But if you go away, I shall not be Queen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I shall not go away until you are Queen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Achillas: if you are not a fool, you will take that girl whilst
+ she is under your hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>daring them</i>). Why not take Caesar as well, Achillas?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>retorting the defiance with interest</i>). Well said, Rufio. Why
+ not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Try, Achillas. (<i>Calling</i>) Guard there.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The loggia immediately fills with Caesar&rsquo;s soldiers, who stand, sword in
+ hand, at the top of the steps, waiting the word to charge from their
+ centurion, who carries a cudgel. For a moment the Egyptians face them
+ proudly: then they retire sullenly to their former places.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. You are Caesar&rsquo;s prisoners, all of you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>benevolently</i>). Oh no, no, no. By no means. Caesar&rsquo;s guests,
+ gentlemen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Won&rsquo;t you cut their heads off?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What! Cut off your brother&rsquo;s head?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Why not? He would cut off mine, if he got the chance. Wouldn&rsquo;t
+ you, Ptolemy?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PTOLEMY (<i>pale and obstinate</i>). I would. I will, too, when I grow up.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Cleopatra is rent by a struggle between her newly-acquired dignity as a
+ queen, and a strong impulse to put out her tongue at him. She takes no
+ part in the scene which follows, but watches it with curiosity and wonder,
+ fidgeting with the restlessness of a child, and sitting down on Caesar&rsquo;s
+ tripod when he rises.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Caesar: if you attempt to detain us&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. He will succeed, Egyptian: make up your mind to that. We hold the
+ palace, the beach, and the eastern harbor. The road to Rome is open; and
+ you shall travel it if Caesar chooses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>courteously</i>). I could do no less, Pothinus, to secure the retreat
+ of my own soldiers. I am accountable for every life among them. But you
+ are free to go. So are all here, and in the palace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>aghast at this clemency</i>). What! Renegades and all?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>softening the expression</i>). Roman army of occupation and all,
+ Rufio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>desperately</i>). Then I make a last appeal to Caesar&rsquo;s justice. I
+ shall call a witness to prove that but for us, the Roman army of
+ occupation, led by the greatest soldier in the world, would now have
+ Caesar at its mercy. (<i>Calling through the loggia</i>) Ho, there, Lucius
+ Septimius (<i>Caesar starts, deeply moved</i>): if my voice can reach you, come
+ forth and testify before Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>shrinking</i>). No, no.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS. Yes, I say. Let the military tribune bear witness.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Lucius Septimius, a clean shaven, trim athlete of about 40, with
+ symmetrical features, resolute mouth, and handsome, thin Roman nose, in
+ the dress of a Roman officer, comes in through the loggia and confronts
+ Caesar, who hides his face with his robe for a moment; then, mastering
+ himself, drops it, and confronts the tribune with dignity.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Bear witness, Lucius Septimius. Caesar came hither in pursuit of
+ his foe. Did we shelter his foe?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. As Pompey&rsquo;s foot touched the Egyptian shore, his head fell by the
+ stroke of my sword.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>with viperish relish</i>). Under the eyes of his wife and child!
+ Remember that, Caesar! They saw it from the ship he had just left. We have
+ given you a full and sweet measure of vengeance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>with horror</i>). Vengeance!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Our first gift to you, as your galley came into the roadstead,
+ was the head of your rival for the empire of the world. Bear witness,
+ Lucius Septimius: is it not so?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. It is so. With this hand, that slew Pompey, I placed his head at
+ the feet of Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Murderer! So would you have slain Caesar, had Pompey been
+ victorious at Pharsalia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. Woe to the vanquished, Caesar! When I served Pompey, I slew as
+ good men as he, only because he conquered them. His turn came at last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>flatteringly</i>). The deed was not yours, Caesar, but ours&mdash;nay,
+ mine; for it was done by my counsel. Thanks to us, you keep your
+ reputation for clemency, and have your vengeance too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Vengeance! Vengeance!! Oh, if I could stoop to vengeance, what
+ would I not exact from you as the price of this murdered man&rsquo;s blood.
+ (<i>They shrink back, appalled and disconcerted.</i>) Was he not my son-in-law,
+ my ancient friend, for 20 years the master of great Rome, for 30 years the
+ compeller of victory? Did not I, as a Roman, share his glory? Was the Fate
+ that forced us to fight for the mastery of the world, of our making? Am I
+ Julius Caesar, or am I a wolf, that you fling to me the grey head of the
+ old soldier, the laurelled conqueror, the mighty Roman, treacherously
+ struck down by this callous ruffian, and then claim my gratitude for it!
+ (<i>To Lucius Septimius</i>) Begone: you fill me with horror.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS (<i>cold and undaunted</i>). Pshaw! You have seen severed heads before,
+ Caesar, and severed right hands too, I think; some thousands of them, in
+ Gaul, after you vanquished Vercingetorix. Did you spare him, with all your
+ clemency? Was that vengeance?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. No, by the gods! would that it had been! Vengeance at least is
+ human. No, I say: those severed right hands, and the brave Vercingetorix
+ basely strangled in a vault beneath the Capitol, were (<i>with shuddering
+ satire</i>) a wise severity, a necessary protection to the commonwealth, a
+ duty of statesmanship&mdash;follies and fictions ten times bloodier than
+ honest vengeance! What a fool was I then! To think that men&rsquo;s lives should
+ be at the mercy of such fools! (<i>Humbly</i>) Lucius Septimius, pardon me: why
+ should the slayer of Vercingetorix rebuke the slayer of Pompey? You are
+ free to go with the rest. Or stay if you will: I will find a place for you
+ in my service.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. The odds are against you, Caesar. I go. (<i>He turns to go out
+ through the loggia.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>full of wrath at seeing his prey escaping</i>). That means that he is a
+ Republican.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS (<i>turning defiantly on the loggia steps</i>). And what are you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. A Caesarian, like all Caesar&rsquo;s soldiers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>courteously</i>). Lucius: believe me, Caesar is no Caesarian. Were
+ Rome a true republic, then were Caesar the first of Republicans. But you
+ have made your choice. Farewell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. Farewell. Come, Achillas, whilst there is yet time.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Caesar, seeing that Rufio&rsquo;s temper threatens to get the worse of him, puts
+ his hand on his shoulder and brings him down the hall out of harm&rsquo;s way,
+ Britannus accompanying them and posting himself on Caesar&rsquo;s right hand.
+ This movement brings the three in a little group to the place occupied by
+ Achillas, who moves haughtily away and joins Theodotus on the other side.
+ Lucius Septimius goes out through the soldiers in the loggia. Pothinus,
+ Theodotus and Achillas follow him with the courtiers, very mistrustful of
+ the soldiers, who close up in their rear and go out after them, keeping
+ them moving without much ceremony. The King is left in his chair, piteous,
+ obstinate, with twitching face and fingers. During these movements Rufio
+ maintains an energetic grumbling, as follows:&mdash;
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>as Lucius departs</i>). Do you suppose he would let us go if he had our
+ heads in his hands?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I have no right to suppose that his ways are any baser than mine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Psha!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Rufio: if I take Lucius Septimius for my model, and become exactly
+ like him, ceasing to be Caesar, will you serve me still?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Caesar: this is not good sense. Your duty to Rome demands that
+ her enemies should be prevented from doing further mischief. (<i>Caesar,
+ whose delight in the moral eye-to-business of his British secretary is
+ inexhaustible, smiles intelligently.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. It is no use talking to him, Britannus: you may save your breath to
+ cool your porridge. But mark this, Caesar. Clemency is very well for you;
+ but what is it for your soldiers, who have to fight to-morrow the men you
+ spared yesterday? You may give what orders you please; but I tell you that
+ your next victory will be a massacre, thanks to your clemency. <i>I</i>, for one,
+ will take no prisoners. I will kill my enemies in the field; and then you
+ can preach as much clemency as you please: I shall never have to fight
+ them again. And now, with your leave, I will see these gentry off the
+ premises. (<i>He turns to go.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>turning also and seeing Ptolemy</i>). What! Have they left the boy
+ alone! Oh shame, shame!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>taking Ptolemy&rsquo;s hand and making him rise</i>). Come, your majesty!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PTOLEMY (<i>to Caesar, drawing away his hand from Rufio</i>). Is he turning me
+ out of my palace?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>grimly</i>). You are welcome to stay if you wish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>kindly</i>). Go, my boy. I will not harm you; but you will be safer
+ away, among your friends. Here you are in the lion&rsquo;s mouth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PTOLEMY (<i>turning to go</i>). It is not the lion I fear, but (<i>looking at Rufio</i>)
+ the jackal. (<i>He goes out through the loggia.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>laughing approvingly</i>). Brave boy!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>jealous of Caesar&rsquo;s approbation, calling after Ptolemy</i>). Little
+ silly. You think that very clever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Britannus: Attend the King. Give him in charge to that Pothinus
+ fellow. (<i>Britannus goes out after Ptolemy.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>pointing to Cleopatra</i>). And this piece of goods? What is to be done
+ with <i>her</i>? However, I suppose I may leave that to you. (<i>He goes out through
+ the loggia.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>flushing suddenly and turning on Caesar</i>). Did you mean me to go
+ with the rest?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>a little preoccupied, goes with a sigh to Ptolemy&rsquo;s chair, whilst
+ she waits for his answer with red cheeks and clenched fists</i>). You are free
+ to do just as you please, Cleopatra.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Then you do not care whether I stay or not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>smiling</i>). Of course I had rather you stayed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Much, <i>much</i> rather?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>nodding</i>). Much, much rather.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Then I consent to stay, because I am asked. But I do not want
+ to, mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. That is quite understood. (<i>Calling</i>) Totateeta.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Ftatateeta, still seated, turns her eyes on him with a sinister
+ expression, but does not move.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>with a splutter of laughter</i>). Her name is not Totateeta: it is
+ Ftatateeta. (<i>Calling</i>) Ftatateeta. (<i>Ftatateeta instantly rises and comes to
+ Cleopatra.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>stumbling over the name</i>). Tfatafeeta will forgive the erring
+ tongue of a Roman. Tota: the Queen will hold her state here in Alexandria.
+ Engage women to attend upon her; and do all that is needful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Am I then the mistress of the Queen&rsquo;s household?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>sharply</i>). No: <i>I</i> am the mistress of the Queen&rsquo;s household. Go
+ and do as you are told, or I will have you thrown into the Nile this very
+ afternoon, to poison the poor crocodiles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>shocked</i>). Oh no, no.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Oh yes, yes. You are very sentimental, Caesar; but you are
+ clever; and if you do as I tell you, you will soon learn to govern.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Caesar, quite dumbfounded by this impertinence, turns in his chair and
+ stares at her.
+ </i></p>
+ <p><i>
+ Ftatateeta, smiling grimly, and showing a splendid set of teeth, goes,
+ leaving them alone together.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Cleopatra: I really think I must eat you, after all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>kneeling beside him and looking at him with eager interest,
+ half real, half affected to shew how intelligent she is</i>). You must not
+ talk to me now as if I were a child.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. You have been growing up since the Sphinx introduced us the other
+ night; and you think you know more than I do already.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>taken down, and anxious to justify herself</i>). No: that would be
+ very silly of me: of course I know that. But&mdash;(<i>suddenly</i>) are you angry
+ with me?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>only half believing him</i>). Then why are you so thoughtful?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>rising</i>). I have work to do, Cleopatra.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>drawing back</i>). Work! (<i>Offended</i>) You are tired of talking to me;
+ and that is your excuse to get away from me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>sitting down again to appease her</i>). Well, well: another minute.
+ But then&mdash;work!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Work! What nonsense! You must remember that you are a King now:
+ I have made you one. Kings don&rsquo;t work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Oh! Who told you that, little kitten? Eh?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. My father was King of Egypt; and he never worked. But he was a
+ great king, and cut off my sister&rsquo;s head because she rebelled against him
+ and took the throne from him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Well; and how did he get his throne back again?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>eagerly, her eyes lighting up</i>). I will tell you. A beautiful
+ young man, with strong round arms, came over the desert with many
+ horsemen, and slew my sister&rsquo;s husband and gave my father back his throne.
+ (<i>Wistfully</i>) I was only twelve then. Oh, I wish he would come again, now
+ that I am a Queen. I would make him my husband.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. It might be managed, perhaps; for it was I who sent that beautiful
+ young man to help your father.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>enraptured</i>). You know him!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>nodding</i>). I do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Has he come with you? (<i>Caesar shakes his head: she is cruelly
+ disappointed.</i>) Oh, I wish he had, I wish he had. If only I were a little
+ older; so that he might not think me a mere kitten, as you do! But perhaps
+ that is because <i>you</i> are old. He is many, <i>many</i> years younger than you, is
+ he not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>as if swallowing a pill</i>). He is somewhat younger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Would he be my husband, do you think, if I asked him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Very likely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. But I should not like to ask him. Could you not persuade him to
+ ask me&mdash;without knowing that I wanted him to?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>touched by her innocence of the beautiful young man&rsquo;s character</i>).
+ My poor child!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Why do you say that as if you were sorry for me? Does he love
+ anyone else?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I am afraid so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>tearfully</i>). Then I shall not be his first love.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Not quite the first. He is greatly admired by women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I wish I could be the first. But if he loves me, I will make
+ him kill all the rest. Tell me: is he still beautiful? Do his strong round
+ arms shine in the sun like marble?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. He is in excellent condition&mdash;considering how much he eats
+ and drinks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Oh, you must not say common, earthly things about him; for I
+ love him. He is a god.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. He is a great captain of horsemen, and swifter of foot than any
+ other Roman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. What is his real name?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>puzzled</i>). His <i>real</i> name?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Yes. I always call him Horus, because Horus is the most
+ beautiful of our gods. But I want to know his real name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. His name is Mark Antony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>musically</i>). Mark Antony, Mark Antony, Mark Antony! What a
+ beautiful name! (<i>She throws her arms round Caesar&rsquo;s neck.</i>) Oh, how I love
+ you for sending him to help my father! Did you love my father very much?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. No, my child; but your father, as you say, never worked. I always
+ work. So when he lost his crown he had to promise me 16,000 talents to get
+ it back for him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Did he ever pay you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Not in full.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. He was quite right: it was too dear. The whole world is not
+ worth 16,000 talents.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. That is perhaps true, Cleopatra. Those Egyptians who work paid as
+ much of it as he could drag from them. The rest is still due. But as I
+ most likely shall not get it, I must go back to my work. So you must run
+ away for a little and send my secretary to me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>coaxing</i>). No: I want to stay and hear you talk about Mark
+ Antony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. But if I do not get to work, Pothinus and the rest of them will
+ cut us off from the harbor; and then the way from Rome will be blocked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. No matter: I don&rsquo;t want you to go back to Rome.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. But you want Mark Antony to come from it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>springing up</i>). Oh yes, yes, yes: I forgot. Go quickly and work,
+ Caesar; and keep the way over the sea open for my Mark Antony. (<i>She runs
+ out through the loggia, kissing her hand to Mark Antony across the sea.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>going briskly up the middle of the hall to the loggia steps</i>). Ho,
+ Britannus. (<i>He is startled by the entry of a wounded Roman soldier, who
+ confronts him from the upper step.</i>) What now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SOLDIER (<i>pointing to his bandaged head</i>). This, Caesar; and two of my
+ comrades killed in the market place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>quiet but attending</i>). Ay. Why?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SOLDIER. There is an army come to Alexandria, calling itself the Roman
+ army.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. The Roman army of occupation. Ay?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SOLDIER. Commanded by one Achillas.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Well?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SOLDIER. The citizens rose against us when the army entered the gates. I
+ was with two others in the market place when the news came. They set upon
+ us. I cut my way out; and here I am.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Good. I am glad to see you alive. (<i>Rufio enters the loggia
+ hastily, passing behind the soldier to look out through one of the arches
+ at the quay beneath.</i>) Rufio, we are besieged.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. What! Already?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Now or to-morrow: what does it matter? We <i>shall</i> be besieged.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Britannus runs in.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Caesar&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>anticipating him</i>). Yes: I know. (<i>Rufio and Britannus come down the
+ hall from the loggia at opposite sides, past Caesar, who waits for a
+ moment near the step to say to the soldier.</i>) Comrade: give the word to
+ turn out on the beach and stand by the boats. Get your wound attended to.
+ Go. (<i>The soldier hurries out. Caesar comes down the hall between Rufio and
+ Britannus</i>) Rufio: we have some ships in the west harbor. Burn them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>staring</i>). Burn them!!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Take every boat we have in the east harbor, and seize the Pharos&mdash;that
+ island with the lighthouse. Leave half our men behind to hold the beach
+ and the quay outside this palace: that is the way home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>disapproving strongly</i>). Are we to give up the city?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. We have not got it, Rufio. This palace we have; and&mdash;what is
+ that building next door?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. The theatre.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. We will have that too: it commands the strand. For the rest, Egypt
+ for the Egyptians!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Well, you know best, I suppose. Is that all?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. That is all. Are those ships burnt yet?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Be easy: I shall waste no more time. (<i>He runs out.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Caesar: Pothinus demands speech of you. It&rsquo;s my opinion he
+ needs a lesson. His manner is most insolent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Where is he?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. He waits without.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Ho there! Admit Pothinus.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Pothinus appears in the loggia, and comes down the hall very haughtily to
+ Caesar&rsquo;s left hand.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Well, Pothinus?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. I have brought you our ultimatum, Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Ultimatum! The door was open: you should have gone out through it
+ before you declared war. You are my prisoner now. (<i>He goes to the chair
+ and loosens his toga.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>scornfully</i>). I <i>your</i> prisoner! Do you know that you are in
+ Alexandria, and that King Ptolemy, with an army outnumbering your little
+ troop a hundred to one, is in possession of Alexandria?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>unconcernedly taking off his toga and throwing it on the chair</i>).
+ Well, my friend, get out if you can. And tell your friends not to kill any
+ more Romans in the market place. Otherwise my soldiers, who do not share
+ my celebrated clemency, will probably kill you. Britannus: pass the word
+ to the guard; and fetch my armor. (<i>Britannus runs out. Rufio returns.</i>)
+ Well?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>pointing from the loggia to a cloud of smoke drifting over the
+ harbor</i>). See there! (<i>Pothinus runs eagerly up the steps to look out.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What, ablaze already! Impossible!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Yes, five good ships, and a barge laden with oil grappled to each.
+ But it is not my doing: the Egyptians have saved me the trouble. They have
+ captured the west harbor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>anxiously</i>). And the east harbor? The lighthouse, Rufio?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>with a sudden splutter of raging ill usage, coming down to Caesar
+ and scolding him</i>). Can I embark a legion in five minutes? The first cohort
+ is already on the beach. We can do no more. If you want faster work, come
+ and do it yourself?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>soothing him</i>). Good, good. Patience, Rufio, patience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Patience! Who is impatient here, you or I? Would I be here, if I
+ could not oversee them from that balcony?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Forgive me, Rufio; and (<i>anxiously</i>) hurry them as much as&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ He is interrupted by an outcry as of an old man in the extremity of
+ misfortune. It draws near rapidly; and Theodotus rushes in, tearing his
+ hair, and squeaking the most lamentable exclamations. Rufio steps back to
+ stare at him, amazed at his frantic condition. Pothinus turns to listen.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>on the steps, with uplifted arms</i>). Horror unspeakable! Woe,
+ alas! Help!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. What now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>frowning</i>). Who is slain?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS. Slain! Oh, worse than the death of ten thousand men! Loss
+ irreparable to mankind!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. What has happened, man?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>rushing down the hall between them</i>). The fire has spread from
+ your ships. The first of the seven wonders of the world perishes. The
+ library of Alexandria is in flames.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Psha! (<i>Quite relieved, he goes up to the loggia and watches the
+ preparations of the troops on the beach.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Is that all?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>unable to believe his senses</i>). All! Caesar: will you go down to
+ posterity as a barbarous soldier too ignorant to know the value of books?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Theodotus: I am an author myself; and I tell you it is better that
+ the Egyptians should live their lives than dream them away with the help
+ of books.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>kneeling, with genuine literary emotion: the passion of the
+ pedant</i>). Caesar: once in ten generations of men, the world gains an
+ immortal book.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>inflexible</i>). If it did not flatter mankind, the common executioner
+ would burn it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS. Without history, death would lay you beside your meanest
+ soldier.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Death will do that in any case. I ask no better grave.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS. What is burning there is the memory of mankind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. A shameful memory. Let it burn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>wildly</i>). Will you destroy the past?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Ay, and build the future with its ruins. (<i>Theodotus, in despair,
+ strikes himself on the temples with his fists.</i>) But harken, Theodotus,
+ teacher of kings: you who valued Pompey&rsquo;s head no more than a shepherd
+ values an onion, and who now kneel to me, with tears in your old eyes, to
+ plead for a few sheepskins scrawled with errors. I cannot spare you a man
+ or a bucket of water just now; but you shall pass freely out of the
+ palace. Now, away with you to Achillas; and borrow his legions to put out
+ the fire. (<i>He hurries him to the steps.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>significantly</i>). You understand, Theodotus: I remain a prisoner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS. A prisoner!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Will you stay to talk whilst the memory of mankind is burning?
+ (<i>Calling through the loggia</i>) Ho there! Pass Theodotus out. (<i>To Theodotus</i>)
+ Away with you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THEODOTUS (<i>to Pothinus</i>). I must go to save the library. (<i>He hurries out.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Follow him to the gate, Pothinus. Bid him urge your people to kill
+ no more of my soldiers, for your sake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. My life will cost you dear if you take it, Caesar. (<i>He goes out
+ after Theodotus.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Rufio, absorbed in watching the embarkation, does not notice the departure
+ of the two Egyptians.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>shouting from the loggia to the beach</i>). All ready, there?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A CENTURION (<i>from below</i>). All ready. We wait for Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Tell them Caesar is coming&mdash;the rogues! (<i>Calling</i>)
+ Britannicus. (<i>This magniloquent version of his secretary&rsquo;s name is one of
+ Caesar&rsquo;s jokes. In later years it would have meant, quite seriously and
+ officially, Conqueror of Britain.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>calling down</i>). Push off, all except the longboat. Stand by it to
+ embark, Caesar&rsquo;s guard there. (<i>He leaves the balcony and comes down into
+ the hall.</i>) Where are those Egyptians? Is this more clemency? Have you let
+ them go?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>chuckling</i>). I have let Theodotus go to save the library. We must
+ respect literature, Rufio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>raging</i>). Folly on folly&rsquo;s head! I believe if you could bring back
+ all the dead of Spain, Gaul and Thessaly to life, you would do it that we
+ might have the trouble of fighting them over again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Might not the gods destroy the world if their only thought were to
+ be at peace next year? (<i>Rufio, out of all patience, turns away in anger.
+ Caesar suddenly grips his sleeve, and adds slyly in his ear.</i>) Besides, my
+ friend: every Egyptian we imprison means imprisoning two Roman soldiers to
+ guard him. Eh?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Agh! I might have known there was some fox&rsquo;s trick behind your fine
+ talking. (<i>He gets away from Caesar with an ill-humored shrug, and goes to
+ the balcony for another look at the preparations; finally goes out.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Is Britannus asleep? I sent him for my armor an hour ago.
+ (<i>Calling</i>) Britannicus, thou British islander. Britannicus!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Cleopatra runs in through the loggia with Caesar&rsquo;s helmet and sword,
+ snatched from Britannus, who follows her with a cuirass and greaves. They
+ come down to Caesar, she to his left hand, Britannus to his right.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I am going to dress you, Caesar. Sit down. (<i>He obeys.</i>) These
+ Roman helmets are so becoming! (<i>She takes off his wreath.</i>) Oh! (<i>She bursts
+ out laughing at him.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What are you laughing at?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. You&rsquo;re bald (<i>beginning with a big B, and ending with a
+ splutter</i>).
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>almost annoyed</i>). Cleopatra! (<i>He rises, for the convenience of
+ Britannus, who puts the cuirass on him.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. So that is why you wear the wreath&mdash;to hide it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Peace, Egyptian: they are the bays of the conqueror. (<i>He
+ buckles the cuirass.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Peace, thou: islander! (<i>To Caesar</i>) You should rub your head
+ with strong spirits of sugar, Caesar. That will make it grow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>with a wry face</i>). Cleopatra: do you like to be reminded that you
+ are very young?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>pouting</i>). No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>sitting down again, and setting out his leg for Britannus, who
+ kneels to put on his greaves</i>). Neither do I like to be reminded that I am&mdash;middle
+ aged. Let me give you ten of my superfluous years. That will make you 26
+ and leave me only&mdash;no matter. Is it a bargain?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Agreed. 26, mind. (<i>She puts the helmet on him.</i>) Oh! How nice!
+ You look only about 50 in it!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>Looking up severely at Cleopatra</i>). You must not speak in this
+ manner to Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Is it true that when Caesar caught you on that island, you were
+ painted all over blue?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Blue is the color worn by all Britons of good standing. In war
+ we stain our bodies blue; so that though our enemies may strip us of our
+ clothes and our lives, they cannot strip us of our respectability. (<i>He
+ rises.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>with Caesar&rsquo;s sword</i>). Let me hang this on. Now you look
+ splendid. Have they made any statues of you in Rome?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Yes, many statues.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. You must send for one and give it to me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>coming back into the loggia, more impatient than ever</i>). Now Caesar:
+ have you done talking? The moment your foot is aboard there will be no
+ holding our men back: the boats will race one another for the lighthouse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>drawing his sword and trying the edge</i>). Is this well set to-day,
+ Britannicus? At Pharsalia it was as blunt as a barrel-hoop.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. It will split one of the Egyptian&rsquo;s hairs to-day, Caesar. I
+ have set it myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>suddenly throwing her arms in terror round Caesar</i>). Oh, you are
+ not really going into battle to be killed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. No, Cleopatra. No man goes to battle to be killed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. But they <i>do</i> get killed. My sister&rsquo;s husband was killed in
+ battle. You must not go. Let <i>him</i> go (<i>pointing to Rufio. They all laugh at
+ her</i>). Oh please, <i>please</i> don&rsquo;t go. What will happen to <i>me</i> if you never come
+ back?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>gravely</i>). Are you afraid?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>shrinking</i>). No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>with quiet authority</i>). Go to the balcony; and you shall see us
+ take the Pharos. You must learn to look on battles. Go. (<i>She goes,
+ downcast, and looks out from the balcony.</i>) That is well. Now, Rufio.
+ March.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>suddenly clapping her hands</i>). Oh, you will not be able to go!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Why? What now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. They are drying up the harbor with buckets&mdash;a multitude of
+ soldiers&mdash;over there (<i>pointing out across the sea to her left</i>)&mdash;they
+ are dipping up the water.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>hastening to look</i>). It is true. The Egyptian army! Crawling over
+ the edge of the west harbor like locusts. (<i>With sudden anger he strides
+ down to Caesar.</i>) This is your accursed clemency, Caesar. Theodotus has
+ brought them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>delighted at his own cleverness</i>). I meant him to, Rufio. They have
+ come to put out the fire. The library will keep them busy whilst we seize
+ the lighthouse. Eh? (<i>He rushes out buoyantly through the loggia, followed
+ by Britannus.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>disgustedly</i>). More foxing! Agh! (<i>He rushes off. A shout from the
+ soldiers announces the appearance of Caesar below.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>below</i>). All aboard. Give way there. (<i>Another shout.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>waving her scarf through the loggia arch</i>). Goodbye, goodbye,
+ dear Caesar. Come back safe. Goodbye!
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ACT III
+ </h2>
+ <p><i>
+ The edge of the quay in front of the palace, looking out west over the
+ east harbor of Alexandria to Pharos island, just off the end of which, and
+ connected with it by a narrow mole, is the famous lighthouse, a gigantic
+ square tower of white marble diminishing in size storey by storey to the
+ top, on which stands a cresset beacon. The island is joined to the main
+ land by the Heptastadium, a great mole or causeway five miles long
+ bounding the harbor on the south.
+ </i></p>
+ <p><i>
+ In the middle of the quay a Roman sentinel stands on guard, pilum in hand,
+ looking out to the lighthouse with strained attention, his left hand
+ shading his eyes. The pilum is a stout wooden shaft 4&frac12; feet long, with an
+ iron spit about three feet long fixed in it. The sentinel is so absorbed
+ that he does not notice the approach from the north end of the quay of
+ four Egyptian market porters carrying rolls of carpet, preceded by
+ Ftatateeta and Apollodorus the Sicilian. Apollodorus is a dashing young
+ man of about 24, handsome and debonair, dressed with deliberate
+ æstheticism in the most delicate purples and dove greys, with ornaments of
+ bronze, oxydized silver, and stones of jade and agate. His sword, designed
+ as carefully as a medieval cross, has a blued blade showing through an
+ openwork scabbard of purple leather and filagree. The porters, conducted
+ by Ftatateeta, pass along the quay behind the sentinel to the steps of the
+ palace, where they put down their bales and squat on the ground.
+ Apollodorus does not pass along with them: he halts, amused by the
+ preoccupation of the sentinel.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ <br/>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>calling to the sentinel</i>). Who goes there, eh?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>starting violently and turning with his pilum at the charge,
+ revealing himself as a small, wiry, sandy-haired, conscientious young man
+ with an elderly face</i>). What&rsquo;s this? Stand. Who are you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. I am Apollodorus the Sicilian. Why, man, what are you
+ dreaming of? Since I came through the lines beyond the theatre there, I
+ have brought my caravan past three sentinels, all so busy staring at the
+ lighthouse that not one of them challenged me. Is this Roman discipline?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. We are not here to watch the land but the sea. Caesar has just
+ landed on the Pharos. (<i>Looking at Ftatateeta</i>) What have you here? Who is
+ this piece of Egyptian crockery?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Apollodorus: rebuke this Roman dog; and bid him bridle his
+ tongue in the presence of Ftatateeta, the mistress of the Queen&rsquo;s
+ household.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. My friend: this is a great lady, who stands high with Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>not at all impressed, pointing to the carpets</i>). And what is all
+ this truck?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Carpets for the furnishing of the Queen&rsquo;s apartments in the
+ palace. I have picked them from the best carpets in the world; and the
+ Queen shall choose the best of my choosing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. So you are the carpet merchant?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>hurt</i>). My friend: I am a patrician.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. A patrician! A patrician keeping a shop instead of following
+ arms!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. I do not keep a shop. Mine is a temple of the arts. I am a
+ worshipper of beauty. My calling is to choose beautiful things for
+ beautiful Queens. My motto is Art for Art&rsquo;s sake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. That is not the password.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. It is a universal password.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. I know nothing about universal passwords. Either give me the
+ password for the day or get back to your shop.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Ftatateeta, roused by his hostile tone, steals towards the edge of the
+ quay with the step of a panther, and gets behind him.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. How if I do neither?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. Then I will drive this pilum through you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. At your service, my friend. (<i>He draws his sword, and springs
+ to his guard with unruffled grace.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>suddenly seizing the sentinel&rsquo;s arms from behind</i>). Thrust your
+ knife into the dog&rsquo;s throat, Apollodorus. (<i>The chivalrous Apollodorus
+ laughingly shakes his head; breaks ground away from the sentinel towards
+ the palace; and lowers his point.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>struggling vainly</i>). Curse on you! Let me go. Help ho!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>lifting him from the ground</i>). Stab the little Roman reptile.
+ Spit him on your sword.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ A couple of Roman soldiers, with a centurion, come running along the edge
+ of the quay from the north end. They rescue their comrade, and throw off
+ Ftatateeta, who is sent reeling away on the left hand of the sentinel.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>an unattractive man of fifty, short in his speech and manners,
+ with a vine wood cudgel in his hand</i>). How now? What is all this?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>to Apollodorus</i>). Why did you not stab him? There was time!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Centurion: I am here by order of the Queen to&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>interrupting him</i>). The Queen! Yes, yes: (<i>to the sentinel</i>) pass
+ him in. Pass all these bazaar people in to the Queen, with their goods.
+ But mind you pass no one out that you have not passed in&mdash;not even
+ the Queen herself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. This old woman is dangerous: she is as strong as three men. She
+ wanted the merchant to stab me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Centurion: I am not a merchant. I am a patrician and a votary
+ of art.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION. Is the woman your wife?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>horrified</i>). No, no! (<i>Correcting himself politely</i>) Not that
+ the lady is not a striking figure in her own way. But (<i>emphatically</i>) she
+ is <i>not</i> my wife.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>to the Centurion</i>). Roman: I am Ftatateeta, the mistress of the
+ Queen&rsquo;s household.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION. Keep your hands off our men, mistress; or I will have you
+ pitched into the harbor, though you were as strong as ten men. (<i>To his
+ men</i>) To your posts: march! (<i>He returns with his men the way they came.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>looking malignantly after him</i>). We shall see whom Isis loves
+ best: her servant Ftatateeta or a dog of a Roman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>to Apollodorus, with a wave of his pilum towards the palace</i>).
+ Pass in there; and keep your distance. (<i>Turning to Ftatateeta</i>) Come within
+ a yard of me, you old crocodile; and I will give you this (<i>the pilum</i>) in
+ your jaws.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>calling from the palace</i>). Ftatateeta, Ftatateeta.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>Looking up, scandalized</i>). Go from the window, go from the
+ window. There are men here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I am coming down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>distracted</i>). No, no. What are you dreaming of? O ye gods, ye
+ gods! Apollodorus: bid your men pick up your bales; and in with me
+ quickly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Obey the mistress of the Queen&rsquo;s household.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>impatiently, as the porters stoop to lift the bales</i>). Quick,
+ quick: she will be out upon us. (<i>Cleopatra comes from the palace and runs
+ across the quay to Ftatateeta.</i>) Oh that ever I was born!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>eagerly</i>). Ftatateeta: I have thought of something. I want a
+ boat&mdash;at once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. A boat! No, no: you cannot. Apollodorus: speak to the Queen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>gallantly</i>). Beautiful Queen: I am Apollodorus the Sicilian,
+ your servant, from the bazaar. I have brought you the three most beautiful
+ Persian carpets in the world to choose from.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I have no time for carpets to-day. Get me a boat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. What whim is this? You cannot go on the water except in the
+ royal barge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Royalty, Ftatateeta, lies not in the barge but in the Queen.
+ (<i>To Cleopatra</i>) The touch of your majesty&rsquo;s foot on the gunwale of the
+ meanest boat in the harbor will make it royal. (<i>He turns to the harbor and
+ calls seaward</i>) Ho there, boatman! Pull in to the steps.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Apollodorus: you are my perfect knight; and I will always buy
+ my carpets through you. (<i>Apollodorus bows joyously. An oar appears above
+ the quay; and the boatman, a bullet-headed, vivacious, grinning fellow,
+ burnt almost black by the sun, comes up a flight of steps from the water
+ on the sentinel&rsquo;s right, oar in hand, and waits at the top.</i>) Can you row,
+ Apollodorus?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. My oars shall be your majesty&rsquo;s wings. Whither shall I row my
+ Queen?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. To the lighthouse. Come. (<i>She makes for the steps.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>opposing her with his pilum at the charge</i>). Stand. You cannot
+ pass.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>flushing angrily</i>). How dare you? Do you know that I am the
+ Queen?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. I have my orders. You cannot pass.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I will make Caesar have you killed if you do not obey me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. He will do worse to me if I disobey my officer. Stand back.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Ftatateeta: strangle him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>alarmed&mdash;looking apprehensively at Ftatateeta, and
+ brandishing his pilum</i>). Keep off, there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>running to Apollodorus</i>). Apollodorus: make your slaves help us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. I shall not need their help, lady. (<i>He draws his sword.</i>) Now
+ soldier: choose which weapon you will defend yourself with. Shall it be
+ sword against pilum, or sword against sword?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. Roman against Sicilian, curse you. Take that. (<i>He hurls his
+ pilum at Apollodorus, who drops expertly on one knee. The pilum passes
+ whizzing over his head and falls harmless. Apollodorus, with a cry of
+ triumph, springs up and attacks the sentinel, who draws his sword and
+ defends himself, crying</i>) Ho there, guard. Help!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Cleopatra, half frightened, half delighted, takes refuge near the palace,
+ where the porters are squatting among the bales. The boatman, alarmed,
+ hurries down the steps out of harm&rsquo;s way, but stops, with his head just
+ visible above the edge of the quay, to watch the fight. The sentinel is
+ handicapped by his fear of an attack in the rear from Ftatateeta. His
+ swordsmanship, which is of a rough and ready sort, is heavily taxed, as he
+ has occasionally to strike at her to keep her off between a blow and a
+ guard with Apollodorus. The Centurion returns with several soldiers.
+ Apollodorus springs back towards Cleopatra as this reinforcement confronts
+ him.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>coming to the sentinel&rsquo;s right hand</i>). What is this? What now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>panting</i>). I could do well enough for myself if it weren&rsquo;t for
+ the old woman. Keep her off me: that is all the help I need.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION. Make your report, soldier. What has happened?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Centurion: he would have slain the Queen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>bluntly</i>). I would, sooner than let her pass. She wanted to take
+ boat, and go&mdash;so she said&mdash;to the lighthouse. I stopped her, as
+ I was ordered to; and she set this fellow on me. (<i>He goes to pick up his
+ pilum and returns to his place with it.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>turning to Cleopatra</i>). Cleopatra: I am loth to offend you; but
+ without Caesar&rsquo;s express order we dare not let you pass beyond the Roman
+ lines.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Well, Centurion; and has not the lighthouse been within the
+ Roman lines since Caesar landed there?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Yes, yes. Answer that, if you can.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>to Apollodorus</i>). As for you, Apollodorus, you may thank the
+ gods that you are not nailed to the palace door with a pilum for your
+ meddling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>urbanely</i>). My military friend, I was not born to be slain by
+ so ugly a weapon. When I fall, it will be (<i>holding up his sword</i>) by this
+ white queen of arms, the only weapon fit for an artist. And now that you
+ are convinced that we do not want to go beyond the lines, let me finish
+ killing your sentinel and depart with the Queen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>as the sentinel makes an angry demonstration</i>). Peace there.
+ Cleopatra. I must abide by my orders, and not by the subtleties of this
+ Sicilian. You must withdraw into the palace and examine your carpets
+ there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>pouting</i>). I will not: I am the Queen. Caesar does not speak to
+ me as you do. Have Caesar&rsquo;s centurions changed manners with his scullions?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>sulkily</i>). I do my duty. That is enough for me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Majesty: when a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed
+ of, he always declares that it is his duty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>angry</i>). Apollodorus&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>interrupting him with defiant elegance</i>). I will make amends
+ for that insult with my sword at fitting time and place. Who says artist,
+ says duelist. (<i>To Cleopatra</i>) Hear my counsel, star of the east. Until word
+ comes to these soldiers from Caesar himself, you are a prisoner. Let me go
+ to him with a message from you, and a present; and before the sun has
+ stooped half way to the arms of the sea, I will bring you back Caesar&rsquo;s
+ order of release.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>sneering at him</i>). And you will sell the Queen the present, no
+ doubt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Centurion: the Queen shall have from me, without payment, as
+ the unforced tribute of Sicilian taste to Egyptian beauty, the richest of
+ these carpets for her present to Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>exultantly, to the Centurion</i>). Now you see what an ignorant
+ common creature you are!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>curtly</i>). Well, a fool and his wares are soon parted. (<i>He turns
+ to his men</i>) Two more men to this post here; and see that no one leaves
+ the palace but this man and his merchandize. If he draws his sword again
+ inside the lines, kill him. To your posts. March.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ He goes out, leaving two auxiliary sentinels with the other.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>with polite goodfellowship</i>). My friends: will you not enter
+ the palace and bury our quarrel in a bowl of wine? (<i>He takes out his
+ purse, jingling the coins in it.</i>) The Queen has presents for you all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>very sulky</i>). You heard our orders. Get about your business.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FIRST AUXILIARY. Yes: you ought to know better. Off with you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SECOND AUXILIARY (<i>looking longingly at the purse&mdash;this sentinel is a
+ hooknosed man, unlike his comrade, who is squab faced</i>). Do not tantalize a
+ poor man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>to Cleopatra</i>). Pearl of Queens: the Centurion is at hand; and
+ the Roman soldier is incorruptible when his officer is looking. I must
+ carry your word to Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>who has been meditating among the carpets</i>). Are these carpets
+ very heavy?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. It matters not how heavy. There are plenty of porters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. How do they put the carpets into boats? Do they throw them
+ down?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Not into small boats, majesty. It would sink them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Not into that man&rsquo;s boat, for instance? (<i>Pointing to the
+ boatman.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. No. Too small.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. But you can take a carpet to Caesar in it if I send one?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Assuredly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. And you will have it carried gently down the steps and take
+ great care of it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Depend on me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Great, <i>great</i> care?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. More than of my own body.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. You will promise me not to let the porters drop it or throw it
+ about?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Place the most delicate glass goblet in the palace in the
+ heart of the roll, Queen; and if it be broken, my head shall pay for it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Good. Come, Ftatateeta. (<i>Ftatateeta comes to her. Apollodorus
+ offers to squire them into the palace.</i>) No, Apollodorus, you must not
+ come. I will choose a carpet for myself. You must wait here. (<i>She runs
+ into the palace.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>to the porters</i>). Follow this lady (<i>indicating Ftatateeta</i>);
+ and obey her.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The porters rise and take up their bales.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>addressing the porters as if they were vermin</i>). This way. And
+ take your shoes off before you put your feet on those stairs.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ She goes in, followed by the porters with the carpets. Meanwhile
+ Apollodorus goes to the edge of the quay and looks out over the harbor.
+ The sentinels keep their eyes on him malignantly.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>addressing the sentinel</i>). My friend&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>rudely</i>). Silence there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FIRST AUXILIARY. Shut your muzzle, you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SECOND AUXILIARY (<i>in a half whisper, glancing apprehensively towards the
+ north end of the quay</i>). Can&rsquo;t you wait a bit?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Patience, worthy three-headed donkey. (<i>They mutter
+ ferociously; but he is not at all intimidated.</i>) Listen: were you set here
+ to watch me, or to watch the Egyptians?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. We know our duty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Then why don&rsquo;t you do it? There&rsquo;s something going on over
+ there. (<i>Pointing southwestward to the mole.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>sulkily</i>). I do not need to be told what to do by the like of
+ you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Blockhead. (<i>He begins shouting</i>) Ho there, Centurion. Hoiho!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. Curse your meddling. (<i>Shouting</i>) Hoiho! Alarm! Alarm!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FIRST AND SECOND AUXILIARIES. Alarm! alarm! Hoiho!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The Centurion comes running in with his guard.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION. What now? Has the old woman attacked you again? (<i>Seeing
+ Apollodorus</i>) Are <i>you</i> here still?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>pointing as before</i>). See there. The Egyptians are moving.
+ They are going to recapture the Pharos. They will attack by sea and land:
+ by land along the great mole; by sea from the west harbor. Stir
+ yourselves, my military friends: the hunt is up. (<i>A clangor of trumpets
+ from several points along the quay.</i>) Aha! I told you so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>quickly</i>). The two extra men pass the alarm to the south posts.
+ One man keep guard here. The rest with me&mdash;quick.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The two auxiliary sentinels run off to the south. The Centurion and his
+ guard run off northward; and immediately afterwards the bucina sounds. The
+ four porters come from the palace carrying a carpet, followed by
+ Ftatateeta.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>handling his pilum apprehensively</i>). You again! (<i>The porters
+ stop.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Peace, Roman fellow: you are now single-handed. Apollodorus:
+ this carpet is Cleopatra&rsquo;s present to Caesar. It has rolled up in it ten
+ precious goblets of the thinnest Iberian crystal, and a hundred eggs of
+ the sacred blue pigeon. On your honor, let not one of them be broken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. On my head be it. (<i>To the porters</i>) Into the boat with them
+ carefully.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The porters carry the carpet to the steps.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ FIRST PORTER (<i>looking down at the boat</i>). Beware what you do, sir. Those
+ eggs of which the lady speaks must weigh more than a pound apiece. This
+ boat is too small for such a load.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BOATMAN (<i>excitedly rushing up the steps</i>). Oh thou injurious porter! Oh
+ thou unnatural son of a she-camel! (<i>To Apollodorus</i>) My boat, sir, hath
+ often carried five men. Shall it not carry your lordship and a bale of
+ pigeons&rsquo; eggs? (<i>To the porter</i>) Thou mangey dromedary, the gods shall
+ punish thee for this envious wickedness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FIRST PORTER (<i>stolidly</i>). I cannot quit this bale now to beat thee; but
+ another day I will lie in wait for thee.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APPOLODORUS (<i>going between them</i>). Peace there. If the boat were but a
+ single plank, I would get to Caesar on it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>anxiously</i>). In the name of the gods, Apollodorus, run no risks
+ with that bale.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Fear not, thou venerable grotesque: I guess its great worth.
+ (<i>To the porters</i>) Down with it, I say; and gently; or ye shall eat nothing
+ but stick for ten days.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The boatman goes down the steps, followed by the porters with the bale:
+ Ftatateeta and Apollodorus watching from the edge.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Gently, my sons, my children&mdash;(<i>with sudden alarm</i>)
+ gently, ye dogs. Lay it level in the stern&mdash;so&mdash;&rsquo;tis well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>screaming down at one of the porters</i>). Do not step on it, do
+ not step on it. Oh thou brute beast!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FIRST PORTER (<i>ascending</i>). Be not excited, mistress: all is well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>panting</i>). All well! Oh, thou hast given my heart a turn! (<i>She
+ clutches her side, gasping.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The four porters have now come up and are waiting at the stairhead to be
+ paid.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Here, ye hungry ones. (<i>He gives money to the first porter,
+ who holds it in his hand to shew to the others. They crowd greedily to see
+ how much it is, quite prepared, after the Eastern fashion, to protest to
+ heaven against their patron&rsquo;s stinginess. But his liberality overpowers
+ them.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FIRST PORTER. O bounteous prince!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SECOND PORTER. O lord of the bazaar!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THIRD PORTER. O favored of the gods!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FOURTH PORTER. O father to all the porters of the market!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>enviously, threatening them fiercely with his pilum</i>). Hence,
+ dogs: off. Out of this. (<i>They fly before him northward along the quay.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Farewell, Ftatateeta. I shall be at the lighthouse before the
+ Egyptians. (<i>He descends the steps.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. The gods speed thee and protect my nursling!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The sentry returns from chasing the porters and looks down at the boat,
+ standing near the stairhead lest Ftatateeta should attempt to escape.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>from beneath, as the boat moves off</i>). Farewell, valiant pilum
+ pitcher.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. Farewell shopkeeper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Ha, ha! Pull, thou brave boatman, pull. Soho-o-o-o-o! (<i>He
+ begins to sing in barcarolle measure to the rhythm of the oars</i>)
+ </p>
+ <div class="songouter">
+ <div class="songinner">
+ My heart, my heart, spread out thy wings:<br/>
+ Shake off thy heavy load of love&mdash;
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ Give me the oars, O son of a snail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL (<i>threatening Ftatateeta</i>). Now mistress: back to your henhouse. In
+ with you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>falling on her knees and stretching her hands over the
+ waters</i>). Gods of the seas, bear her safely to the shore!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. Bear <i>who</i> safely? What do you mean?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>looking darkly at him</i>). Gods of Egypt and of Vengeance, let
+ this Roman fool be beaten like a dog by his captain for suffering her to
+ be taken over the waters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SENTINEL. Accursed one: is she then in the boat? (<i>He calls over the sea</i>)
+ Hoiho, there, boatman! Hoiho!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>singing in the distance</i>).
+ </p>
+ <div class="songouter">
+ <div class="songinner">
+ My heart, my heart, be whole and free:<br/>
+ Love is thine only enemy.
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p><i>
+ Meanwhile Rufio, the morning&rsquo;s fighting done, sits munching dates on a
+ faggot of brushwood outside the door of the lighthouse, which towers
+ gigantic to the clouds on his left. His helmet, full of dates, is between
+ his knees; and a leathern bottle of wine is by his side. Behind him the
+ great stone pedestal of the lighthouse is shut in from the open sea by a
+ low stone parapet, with a couple of steps in the middle to the broad
+ coping. A huge chain with a hook hangs down from the lighthouse crane
+ above his head. Faggots like the one he sits on lie beneath it ready to be
+ drawn up to feed the beacon.
+ </i></p>
+ <p><i>
+ Caesar is standing on the step at the parapet looking out anxiously,
+ evidently ill at ease. Britannus comes out of the lighthouse door.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Well, my British islander. Have you been up to the top?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. I have. I reckon it at 200 feet high.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Anybody up there?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. One elderly Tyrian to work the crane; and his son, a well
+ conducted youth of 14.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>looking at the chain</i>). What! An old man and a boy work that! Twenty
+ men, you mean.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Two only, I assure you. They have counterweights, and a machine
+ with boiling water in it which I do not understand: it is not of British
+ design. They use it to haul up barrels of oil and faggots to burn in the
+ brazier on the roof.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. But&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Excuse me: I came down because there are messengers coming
+ along the mole to us from the island. I must see what their business is.
+ (<i>He hurries out past the lighthouse.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>coming away from the parapet, shivering and out of sorts</i>). Rufio:
+ this has been a mad expedition. We shall be beaten. I wish I knew how our
+ men are getting on with that barricade across the great mole.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>angrily</i>). Must I leave my food and go starving to bring you a
+ report?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>soothing him nervously</i>). No, Rufio, no. Eat, my son. Eat. (<i>He
+ takes another turn, Rufio chewing dates meanwhile.</i>) The Egyptians cannot
+ be such fools as not to storm the barricade and swoop down on us here
+ before it is finished. It is the first time I have ever run an avoidable
+ risk. I should not have come to Egypt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. An hour ago you were all for victory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>apologetically</i>). Yes: I was a fool&mdash;rash, Rufio&mdash;boyish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Boyish! Not a bit of it. Here. (<i>Offering him a handful of dates.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What are these for?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. To eat. That&rsquo;s what&rsquo;s the matter with you. When a man comes to your
+ age, he runs down before his midday meal. Eat and drink; and then have
+ another look at our chances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>taking the dates</i>). My age! (<i>He shakes his head and bites a date.</i>)
+ Yes, Rufio: I am an old man&mdash;worn out now&mdash;true, quite true. (<i>He
+ gives way to melancholy contemplation, and eats another date.</i>) Achillas is
+ still in his prime: Ptolemy is a boy. (<i>He eats another date, and plucks up
+ a little.</i>) Well, every dog has his day; and I have had mine: I cannot
+ complain. (<i>With sudden cheerfulness</i>) These dates are not bad, Rufio.
+ (<i>Britannus returns, greatly excited, with a leathern bag. Caesar is
+ himself again in a moment.</i>) What now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>triumphantly</i>). Our brave Rhodian mariners have captured a
+ treasure. There! (<i>He throws the bag down at Caesar&rsquo;s feet.</i>) Our enemies
+ are delivered into our hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. In that bag?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Wait till you hear, Caesar. This bag contains all the letters
+ which have passed between Pompey&rsquo;s party and the army of occupation here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Well?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>impatient of Caesar&rsquo;s slowness to grasp the situation</i>). Well,
+ we shall now know who your foes are. The name of every man who has plotted
+ against you since you crossed the Rubicon may be in these papers, for all
+ we know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Put them in the fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Put them&mdash;(<i>he gasps</i>)!!!!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. In the fire. Would you have me waste the next three years of my
+ life in proscribing and condemning men who will be my friends when I have
+ proved that my friendship is worth more than Pompey&rsquo;s was&mdash;than
+ Cato&rsquo;s is. O incorrigible British islander: am I a bull dog, to seek
+ quarrels merely to shew how stubborn my jaws are?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. But your honor&mdash;the honor of Rome&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I do not make human sacrifices to my honor, as your Druids do.
+ Since you will not burn these, at least I can drown them. (<i>He picks up the
+ bag and throws it over the parapet into the sea.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Caesar: this is mere eccentricity. Are traitors to be allowed
+ to go free for the sake of a paradox?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>rising</i>). Caesar: when the islander has finished preaching, call me
+ again. I am going to have a look at the boiling water machine. (<i>He goes
+ into the lighthouse.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>with genuine feeling</i>). O Caesar, my great master, if I could
+ but persuade you to regard life seriously, as men do in my country!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Do they truly do so, Britannus?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Have you not been there? Have you not seen them? What Briton
+ speaks as you do in your moments of levity? What Briton neglects to attend
+ the services at the sacred grove? What Briton wears clothes of many colors
+ as you do, instead of plain blue, as all solid, well esteemed men should?
+ These are moral questions with us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Well, well, my friend: some day I shall settle down and have a
+ blue toga, perhaps. Meanwhile, I must get on as best I can in my
+ flippant Roman way. (<i>Apollodorus comes past the lighthouse.</i>) What now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>turning quickly, and challenging the stranger with official
+ haughtiness</i>). What is this? Who are you? How did you come here?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Calm yourself, my friend: I am not going to eat you. I have
+ come by boat, from Alexandria, with precious gifts for Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. From Alexandria!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>severely</i>). That is Caesar, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>appearing at the lighthouse door</i>). What&rsquo;s the matter now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Hail, great Caesar! I am Apollodorus the Sicilian, an artist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. An artist! Why have they admitted this vagabond?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Peace, man. Apollodorus is a famous patrician amateur.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>disconcerted</i>). I crave the gentleman&rsquo;s pardon. (<i>To Caesar</i>) I
+ understood him to say that he was a professional. (<i>Somewhat out of
+ countenance, he allows Apollodorus to approach Caesar, changing places
+ with him. Rufio, after looking Apollodorus up and down with marked
+ disparagement, goes to the other side of the platform.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. You are welcome, Apollodorus. What is your business?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. First, to deliver to you a present from the Queen of Queens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Who is that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Cleopatra of Egypt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>taking him into his confidence in his most winning manner</i>).
+ Apollodorus: this is no time for playing with presents. Pray you, go back
+ to the Queen, and tell her that if all goes well I shall return to the
+ palace this evening.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Caesar: I cannot return. As I approached the lighthouse, some
+ fool threw a great leathern bag into the sea. It broke the nose of my
+ boat; and I had hardly time to get myself and my charge to the shore
+ before the poor little cockleshell sank.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I am sorry, Apollodorus. The fool shall be rebuked. Well, well:
+ what have you brought me? The Queen will be hurt if I do not look at it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Have we time to waste on this trumpery? The Queen is only a child.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Just so: that is why we must not disappoint her. What is the
+ present, Apollodorus?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Caesar: it is a Persian carpet&mdash;a beauty! And in it are&mdash;so
+ I am told&mdash;pigeons&rsquo; eggs and crystal goblets and fragile precious
+ things. I dare not for my head have it carried up that narrow ladder from
+ the causeway.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Swing it up by the crane, then. We will send the eggs to the cook;
+ drink our wine from the goblets; and the carpet will make a bed for
+ Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. The crane! Caesar: I have sworn to tender this bale of carpet
+ as I tender my own life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>cheerfully</i>). Then let them swing you up at the same time; and if
+ the chain breaks, you and the pigeons&rsquo; eggs will perish together. (<i>He goes
+ to the chain and looks up along it, examining it curiously.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>to Britannus</i>). Is Caesar serious?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. His manner is frivolous because he is an Italian; but he means
+ what he says.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Serious or not, he spake well. Give me a squad of soldiers to
+ work the crane.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Leave the crane to me. Go and await the descent of the chain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Good. You will presently see me there (<i>turning to them all
+ and pointing with an eloquent gesture to the sky above the parapet</i>) rising
+ like the sun with my treasure.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ He goes back the way he came. Britannus goes into the lighthouse.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>ill-humoredly</i>). Are you really going to wait here for this foolery,
+ Caesar?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>backing away from the crane as it gives signs of working</i>). Why
+ not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. The Egyptians will let you know why not if they have the sense to
+ make a rush from the shore end of the mole before our barricade is
+ finished. And here we are waiting like children to see a carpet full of
+ pigeons&rsquo; eggs.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The chain rattles, and is drawn up high enough to clear the parapet. It
+ then swings round out of sight behind the lighthouse.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Fear not, my son Rufio. When the first Egyptian takes his first
+ step along the mole, the alarm will sound; and we two will reach the
+ barricade from our end before the Egyptians reach it from their end&mdash;we
+ two, Rufio: I, the old man, and you, his biggest boy. And the old man will
+ be there first. So peace; and give me some more dates.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>from the causeway below</i>). Soho, haul away. So-ho-o-o-o! (<i>The
+ chain is drawn up and comes round again from behind the lighthouse.
+ Apollodorus is swinging in the air with his bale of carpet at the end of
+ it. He breaks into song as he soars above the parapet.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <div class="songouter">
+ <div class="songinner">
+ Aloft, aloft, behold the blue<br/>
+ That never shone in woman&rsquo;s eyes&mdash;
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p class="noindent">
+ Easy there: stop her. (<i>He ceases to rise.</i>) Further round! (<i>The chain comes
+ forward above the platform.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>calling up</i>). Lower away there. (<i>The chain and its load begin to
+ descend.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>calling up</i>). Gently&mdash;slowly&mdash;mind the eggs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>calling up</i>). Easy there&mdash;slowly&mdash;slowly.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Apollodorus and the bale are deposited safely on the flags in the middle
+ of the platform. Rufio and Caesar help Apollodorus to cast off the chain
+ from the bale.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Haul up.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The chain rises clear of their heads with a rattle. Britannus comes from
+ the lighthouse and helps them to uncord the carpet.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>when the cords are loose</i>). Stand off, my friends: let Caesar
+ see. (<i>He throws the carpet open.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Nothing but a heap of shawls. Where are the pigeons&rsquo; eggs?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Approach, Caesar; and search for them among the shawls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>drawing his sword</i>). Ha, treachery! Keep back, Caesar: I saw the
+ shawl move: there is something alive there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>drawing his sword</i>). It is a serpent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Dares Caesar thrust his hand into the sack where the serpent
+ moves?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>turning on him</i>). Treacherous dog&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Peace. Put up your swords. Apollodorus: your serpent seems to
+ breathe very regularly. (<i>He thrusts his hand under the shawls and draws
+ out a bare arm.</i>) This is a pretty little snake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>drawing out the other arm</i>). Let us have the rest of you.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ They pull Cleopatra up by the wrists into a sitting position. Britannus,
+ scandalized, sheathes his sword with a drive of protest.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>gasping</i>). Oh, I&rsquo;m smothered. Oh, Caesar; a man stood on me in
+ the boat; and a great sack of something fell upon me out of the sky; and
+ then the boat sank, and then I was swung up into the air and bumped down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>petting her as she rises and takes refuge on his breast</i>). Well,
+ never mind: here you are safe and sound at last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Ay; and now that she is here, what are we to do with her?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. She cannot stay here, Caesar, without the companionship of some
+ matron.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>jealously, to Caesar, who is obviously perplexed</i>). Aren&rsquo;t you
+ glad to see me?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Yes, yes; <i>I</i> am very glad. But Rufio is very angry; and Britannus
+ is shocked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>contemptuously</i>). You can have their heads cut off, can you not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. They would not be so useful with their heads cut off as they are
+ now, my sea bird.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>to Cleopatra</i>). We shall have to go away presently and cut some of
+ your Egyptians&rsquo; heads off. How will you like being left here with the
+ chance of being captured by that little brother of yours if we are beaten?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. But you mustn&rsquo;t leave me alone. Caesar you will not leave me
+ alone, will you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. What! Not when the trumpet sounds and all our lives depend on
+ Caesar&rsquo;s being at the barricade before the Egyptians reach it? Eh?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Let them lose their lives: they are only soldiers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>gravely</i>). Cleopatra: when that trumpet sounds, we must take every
+ man his life in his hand, and throw it in the face of Death. And of my
+ soldiers who have trusted me there is not one whose hand I shall not hold
+ more sacred than your head. (<i>Cleopatra is overwhelmed. Her eyes fill with
+ tears.</i>) Apollodorus: you must take her back to the palace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Am I a dolphin, Caesar, to cross the seas with young ladies
+ on my back? My boat is sunk: all yours are either at the barricade or have
+ returned to the city. I will hail one if I can: that is all I can do. (<i>He
+ goes back to the causeway.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>struggling with her tears</i>). It does not matter. I will not go
+ back. Nobody cares for me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Cleopatra&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. You want me to be killed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>still more gravely</i>). My poor child: your life matters little here
+ to anyone but yourself. (<i>She gives way altogether at this, casting herself
+ down on the faggots weeping. Suddenly a great tumult is heard in the
+ distance, bucinas and trumpets sounding through a storm of shouting.
+ Britannus rushes to the parapet and looks along the mole. Caesar and Rufio
+ turn to one another with quick intelligence.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Come, Rufio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>scrambling to her knees and clinging to him</i>). No, no. Do not
+ leave me, Caesar. (<i>He snatches his skirt from her clutch.</i>) Oh!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>from the parapet</i>). Caesar: we are cut off. The Egyptians have
+ landed from the west harbor between us and the barricade!!!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>running to see</i>). Curses! It is true. We are caught like rats in a
+ trap.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>ruthfully</i>). Rufio, Rufio: my men at the barricade are between the
+ sea party and the shore party. I have murdered them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>coming back from the parapet to Caesar&rsquo;s right hand</i>). Ay: that
+ comes of fooling with this girl here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>coming up quickly from the causeway</i>). Look over the parapet,
+ Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. We have looked, my friend. We must defend ourselves here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. I have thrown the ladder into the sea. They cannot get in
+ without it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Ay; and we cannot get out. Have you thought of that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Not get out! Why not? You have ships in the east harbor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>hopefully, at the parapet</i>). The Rhodian galleys are standing in
+ towards us already. (<i>Caesar quickly joins Britannus at the parapet.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>to Apollodorus, impatiently</i>). And by what road are we to walk to
+ the galleys, pray?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>with gay, defiant rhetoric</i>). By the road that leads
+ everywhere&mdash;the diamond path of the sun and moon. Have you never seen
+ the child&rsquo;s shadow play of The Broken Bridge? &ldquo;Ducks and geese with ease
+ get over&rdquo;&mdash;eh? (<i>He throws away his cloak and cap, and binds his sword
+ on his back.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. What are you talking about?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. I will shew you. (<i>Calling to Britannus</i>) How far off is the
+ nearest galley?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Fifty fathom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. No, no: they are further off than they seem in this clear air to
+ your British eyes. Nearly quarter of a mile, Apollodorus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Good. Defend yourselves here until I send you a boat from
+ that galley.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Have you wings, perhaps?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Water wings, soldier. Behold!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ He runs up the steps between Caesar and Britannus to the coping of the
+ parapet; springs into the air; and plunges head foremost into the sea.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>like a schoolboy&mdash;wildly excited</i>). Bravo, bravo! (<i>Throwing
+ off his cloak</i>) By Jupiter, I will do that too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>seizing him</i>). You are mad. You shall not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Why not? Can I not swim as well as he?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>frantic</i>). Can an old fool dive and swim like a young one? He is
+ twenty-five and you are fifty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>breaking loose from Rufio</i>). Old!!!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>shocked</i>). Rufio: you forget yourself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I will race you to the galley for a week&rsquo;s pay, father Rufio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. But me! me!! me!!! What is to become of <i>me</i>?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I will carry you on my back to the galley like a dolphin. Rufio:
+ when you see me rise to the surface, throw her in: I will answer for her.
+ And then in with you after her, both of you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. No, no, NO. I shall be drowned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Caesar: I am a man and a Briton, not a fish. I must have a
+ boat. I cannot swim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Neither can I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>to Britannus</i>). Stay here, then, alone, until I recapture the
+ lighthouse: I will not forget you. Now, Rufio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. You have made up your mind to this folly?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. The Egyptians have made it up for me. What else is there to do?
+ And mind where you jump: I do not want to get your fourteen stone in the
+ small of my back as I come up. (<i>He runs up the steps and stands on the
+ coping.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>anxiously</i>). One last word, Caesar. Do not let yourself be seen
+ in the fashionable part of Alexandria until you have changed your clothes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>calling over the sea</i>). Ho, Apollodorus: (<i>he points skyward and
+ quotes the barcarolle</i>)
+ </p>
+ <div class="songouter">
+ <div class="songinner">
+ The white upon the blue above&mdash;
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>swimming in the distance</i>)
+ </p>
+ <div class="songouter">
+ <div class="songinner">
+ Is purple on the green below&mdash;
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>exultantly</i>). Aha! (<i>He plunges into the sea.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>running excitedly to the steps</i>). Oh, let me see. He will be
+ drowned. (<i>Rufio seizes her.</i>) Ah&mdash;ah&mdash;ah&mdash;ah! (<i>He pitches
+ her screaming into the sea. Rufio and Britannus roar with laughter.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>looking down after her</i>). He has got her. (<i>To Britannus</i>) Hold the
+ fort, Briton. Caesar will not forget you. (<i>He springs off.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>running to the steps to watch them as they swim</i>). All safe,
+ Rufio?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>swimming</i>). All safe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>swimming further of</i>). Take refuge up there by the beacon; and pile
+ the fuel on the trap door, Britannus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>calling in reply</i>). I will first do so, and then commend myself
+ to my country&rsquo;s gods. (<i>A sound of cheering from the sea. Britannus gives
+ full vent to his excitement</i>) The boat has reached him: Hip, hip, hip,
+ hurrah!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ACT IV
+ </h2>
+ <p><i>
+ Cleopatra&rsquo;s sousing in the east harbor of Alexandria was in October 48 B.
+ C. In March 47 she is passing the afternoon in her boudoir in the palace,
+ among a bevy of her ladies, listening to a slave girl who is playing the
+ harp in the middle of the room. The harpist&rsquo;s master, an old musician,
+ with a lined face, prominent brows, white beard, moustache and eyebrows
+ twisted and horned at the ends, and a consciously keen and pretentious
+ expression, is squatting on the floor close to her on her right, watching
+ her performance. Ftatateeta is in attendance near the door, in front of a
+ group of female slaves. Except the harp player all are seated: Cleopatra
+ in a chair opposite the door on the other side of the room; the rest on
+ the ground. Cleopatra&rsquo;s ladies are all young, the most conspicuous being
+ Charmian and Iras, her favorites. Charmian is a hatchet faced, terra cotta
+ colored little goblin, swift in her movements, and neatly finished at the
+ hands and feet. Iras is a plump, goodnatured creature, rather fatuous,
+ with a profusion of red hair, and a tendency to giggle on the slightest
+ provocation.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ <br/>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Can I&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>insolently, to the player</i>). Peace, thou! The Queen speaks.
+ (<i>The player stops.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>to the old musician</i>). I want to learn to play the harp with my
+ own hands. Caesar loves music. Can you teach me?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MUSICIAN. Assuredly I and no one else can teach the Queen. Have I not
+ discovered the lost method of the ancient Egyptians, who could make a
+ pyramid tremble by touching a bass string? All the other teachers are
+ quacks: I have exposed them repeatedly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Good: you shall teach me. How long will it take?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MUSICIAN. Not very long: only four years. Your Majesty must first become
+ proficient in the philosophy of Pythagoras.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Has she (<i>indicating the slave</i>) become proficient in the
+ philosophy of Pythagoras?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MUSICIAN. Oh, she is but a slave. She learns as a dog learns.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Well, then, I will learn as a dog learns; for she plays better
+ than you. You shall give me a lesson every day for a fortnight. (<i>The
+ musician hastily scrambles to his feet and bows profoundly.</i>) After that,
+ whenever I strike a false note you shall be flogged; and if I strike so
+ many that there is not time to flog you, you shall be thrown into the Nile
+ to feed the crocodiles. Give the girl a piece of gold; and send them away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MUSICIAN (<i>much taken aback</i>). But true art will not be thus forced.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>pushing him out</i>). What is this? Answering the Queen, forsooth.
+ Out with you.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ He is pushed out by Ftatateeta, the girl following with her harp, amid the
+ laughter of the ladies and slaves.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Now, can any of you amuse me? Have you any stories or any news?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ IRAS. Ftatateeta&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Oh, Ftatateeta, Ftatateeta, always Ftatateeta. Some new tale to
+ set me against her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ IRAS. No: this time Ftatateeta has been virtuous. (<i>All the ladies laugh&mdash;not
+ the slaves.</i>) Pothinus has been trying to bribe her to let him speak with
+ you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>wrathfully</i>). Ha! you all sell audiences with me, as if I saw
+ whom you please, and not whom I please. I should like to know how much of
+ her gold piece that harp girl will have to give up before she leaves the
+ palace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ IRAS. We can easily find out that for you.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The ladies laugh.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>frowning</i>). You laugh; but take care, take care. I will find out
+ some day how to make myself served as Caesar is served.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CHARMIAN. Old hooknose! (<i>They laugh again.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>revolted</i>). Silence. Charmian: do not you be a silly little
+ Egyptian fool. Do you know why I allow you all to chatter impertinently
+ just as you please, instead of treating you as Ftatateeta would treat you
+ if she were Queen?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CHARMIAN. Because you try to imitate Caesar in everything; and he lets
+ everybody say what they please to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. No; but because I asked him one day why he did so; and he said
+ &ldquo;Let your women talk; and you will learn something from them.&rdquo; What have I
+ to learn from them? I said. &ldquo;What they <i>are</i>,&rdquo; said he; and oh! you should
+ have seen his eye as he said it. You would have curled up, you shallow
+ things. (<i>They laugh. She turns fiercely on Iras</i>) At whom are you laughing&mdash;at
+ me or at Caesar?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ IRAS. At Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. If you were not a fool, you would laugh at me; and if you were
+ not a coward you would not be afraid to tell me so. (<i>Ftatateeta returns.</i>)
+ Ftatateeta: they tell me that Pothinus has offered you a bribe to admit
+ him to my presence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>protesting</i>). Now by my father&rsquo;s gods&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>cutting her short despotically</i>). Have I not told you not to
+ deny things? You would spend the day calling your father&rsquo;s gods to witness
+ to your virtues if I let you. Go take the bribe; and bring in Pothinus.
+ (<i>Ftatateeta is about to reply.</i>) Don&rsquo;t answer me. Go.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Ftatateeta goes out; and Cleopatra rises and begins to prowl to and fro
+ between her chair and the door, meditating. All rise and stand.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ IRAS (<i>as she reluctantly rises</i>). Heigho! I wish Caesar were back in Rome.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>threateningly</i>). It will be a bad day for you all when he goes.
+ Oh, if I were not ashamed to let him see that I am as cruel at heart as my
+ father, I would make you repent that speech! Why do you wish him away?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CHARMIAN. He makes you so terribly prosy and serious and learned and
+ philosophical. It is worse than being religious, at <i>our</i> ages. (<i>The ladies
+ laugh.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Cease that endless cackling, will you. Hold your tongues.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CHARMIAN (<i>with mock resignation</i>). Well, well: we must try to live up to
+ Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ They laugh again. Cleopatra rages silently as she continues to prowl to
+ and fro. Ftatateeta comes back with Pothinus, who halts on the threshold.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>at the door</i>). Pothinus craves the ear of the&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. There, there: that will do: let him come in.
+ (<i>She resumes her seat. All sit down except Pothinus, who advances to the
+ middle of the room. Ftatateeta takes her former place.</i>) Well, Pothinus:
+ what is the latest news from your rebel friends?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>haughtily</i>). I am no friend of rebellion. And a prisoner does not
+ receive news.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. You are no more a prisoner than I am&mdash;than Caesar is.
+ These six months we have been besieged in this palace by my subjects. You
+ are allowed to walk on the beach among the soldiers. Can I go further
+ myself, or can Caesar?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. You are but a child, Cleopatra, and do not understand these
+ matters.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The ladies laugh. Cleopatra looks inscrutably at him.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CHARMIAN. I see you do not know the latest news, Pothinus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. What is that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CHARMIAN. That Cleopatra is no longer a child. Shall I tell you how to
+ grow much older, and much, <i>much</i> wiser in one day?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. I should prefer to grow wiser without growing older.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CHARMIAN. Well, go up to the top of the lighthouse; and get somebody to
+ take you by the hair and throw you into the sea. (<i>The ladies laugh.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. She is right, Pothinus: you will come to the shore with much
+ conceit washed out of you. (<i>The ladies laugh. Cleopatra rises
+ impatiently.</i>) Begone, all of you. I will speak with Pothinus alone. Drive
+ them out, Ftatateeta. (<i>They run out laughing. Ftatateeta shuts the door on
+ them.</i>) What are <i>you</i> waiting for?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. It is not meet that the Queen remain alone with&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>interrupting her</i>). Ftatateeta: must I sacrifice you to your
+ father&rsquo;s gods to teach you that <i>I</i> am Queen of Egypt, and not you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>indignantly</i>). You are like the rest of them. You want to be
+ what these Romans call a New Woman. (<i>She goes out, banging the door.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>sitting down again</i>). Now, Pothinus: why did you bribe
+ Ftatateeta to bring you hither?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>studying her gravely</i>). Cleopatra: what they tell me is true. You
+ are changed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Do you speak with Caesar every day for six months: and <i>you</i> will
+ be changed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. It is the common talk that you are infatuated with this old man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Infatuated? What does that mean? Made foolish, is it not? Oh
+ no: I wish I were.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. You wish you were made foolish! How so?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. When I was foolish, I did what I liked, except when Ftatateeta
+ beat me; and even then I cheated her and did it by stealth. Now that
+ Caesar has made me wise, it is no use my liking or disliking; I do what
+ must be done, and have no time to attend to myself. That is not happiness;
+ but it is greatness. If Caesar were gone, I think I could govern the
+ Egyptians; for what Caesar is to me, I am to the fools around me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>looking hard at her</i>). Cleopatra: this may be the vanity of
+ youth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. No, no: it is not that I am so clever, but that the others are
+ so stupid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>musingly</i>). Truly, that is the great secret.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Well, now tell me what you came to say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>embarrassed</i>). I! Nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Nothing!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. At least&mdash;to beg for my liberty: that is all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. For that you would have knelt to Caesar. No, Pothinus: you came
+ with some plan that depended on Cleopatra being a little nursery kitten.
+ Now that Cleopatra is a Queen, the plan is upset.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>bowing his head submissively</i>). It is so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>exultant</i>). Aha!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>raising his eyes keenly to hers</i>). Is Cleopatra then indeed a
+ Queen, and no longer Caesar&rsquo;s prisoner and slave?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Pothinus: we are all Caesar&rsquo;s slaves&mdash;all we in this land
+ of Egypt&mdash;whether we will or no. And she who is wise enough to know
+ this will reign when Caesar departs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. You harp on Caesar&rsquo;s departure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. What if I do?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Does he not love you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Love me! Pothinus: Caesar loves no one. Who are those we love?
+ Only those whom we do not hate: all people are strangers and enemies to us
+ except those we love. But it is not so with Caesar. He has no hatred in
+ him: he makes friends with everyone as he does with dogs and children. His
+ kindness to me is a wonder: neither mother, father, nor nurse have ever
+ taken so much care for me, or thrown open their thoughts to me so freely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Well: is not this love?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. What! When he will do as much for the first girl he meets on
+ his way back to Rome? Ask his slave, Britannus: he has been just as good
+ to him. Nay, ask his very horse! His kindness is not for anything in <i>me</i>:
+ it is in his own nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. But how can you be sure that he does not love you as men love
+ women?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Because I cannot make him jealous. I have tried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Hm! Perhaps I should have asked, then, do <i>you</i> love <i>him</i>?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Can one love a god? Besides, I love another Roman: one whom I
+ saw long before Caesar&mdash;no god, but a man&mdash;one who can love and
+ hate&mdash;one whom I can hurt and who would hurt me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Does Caesar know this?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Yes
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. And he is not angry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. He promises to send him to Egypt to please me!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. I do not understand this man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>with superb contempt</i>). <i>You</i> understand Caesar! How could you?
+ (<i>Proudly</i>) I do&mdash;by instinct.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>deferentially, after a moment&rsquo;s thought</i>). Your Majesty caused me
+ to be admitted to-day. What message has the Queen for me?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. This. You think that by making my brother king, you will rule
+ in Egypt, because you are his guardian and he is a little silly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. The Queen is pleased to say so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. The Queen is pleased to say this also. That Caesar will eat up
+ you, and Achillas, and my brother, as a cat eats up mice; and that he will
+ put on this land of Egypt as a shepherd puts on his garment. And when he
+ has done that, he will return to Rome, and leave Cleopatra here as his
+ viceroy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>breaking out wrathfully</i>). That he will never do. We have a
+ thousand men to his ten; and we will drive him and his beggarly legions
+ into the sea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>with scorn, getting up to go</i>). You rant like any common fellow.
+ Go, then, and marshal your thousands; and make haste; for Mithridates of
+ Pergamos is at hand with reinforcements for Caesar. Caesar has held you at
+ bay with two legions: we shall see what he will do with twenty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Cleopatra&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Enough, enough: Caesar has spoiled me for talking to weak
+ things like you. (<i>She goes out. Pothinus, with a gesture of rage, is
+ following, when Ftatateeta enters and stops him.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Let me go forth from this hateful place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. What angers you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. The curse of all the gods of Egypt be upon her! She has sold her
+ country to the Roman, that she may buy it back from him with her kisses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Fool: did she not tell you that she would have Caesar gone?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. You listened?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. I took care that some honest woman should be at hand whilst
+ you were with her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Now by the gods&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. Enough of your gods! Caesar&rsquo;s gods are all powerful here. It
+ is no use <i>you</i> coming to Cleopatra: you are only an Egyptian. She will not
+ listen to any of her own race: she treats us all as children.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. May she perish for it!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>balefully</i>). May your tongue wither for that wish! Go! send for
+ Lucius Septimius, the slayer of Pompey. He is a Roman: may be she will
+ listen to him. Begone!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>darkly</i>). I know to whom I must go now.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>suspiciously</i>). To whom, then?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. To a greater Roman than Lucius. And mark this, mistress. You
+ thought, before Caesar came, that Egypt should presently be ruled by you
+ and your crew in the name of Cleopatra. I set myself against it&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>interrupting him&mdash;wrangling</i>). Ay; that it might be ruled
+ by you and <i>your</i> crew in the name of Ptolemy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Better me, or even you, than a woman with a Roman heart; and
+ that is what Cleopatra is now become. Whilst I live, she shall never rule.
+ So guide yourself accordingly. (<i>He goes out.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ It is by this time drawing on to dinner time. The table is laid on the
+ roof of the palace; and thither Rufio is now climbing, ushered by a
+ majestic palace official, wand of office in hand, and followed by a slave
+ carrying an inlaid stool. After many stairs they emerge at last into a
+ massive colonnade on the roof. Light curtains are drawn between the
+ columns on the north and east to soften the westering sun. The official
+ leads Rufio to one of these shaded sections. A cord for pulling the
+ curtains apart hangs down between the pillars.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ THE OFFICIAL (<i>bowing</i>). The Roman commander will await Caesar here.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The slave sets down the stool near the southernmost column, and slips out
+ through the curtains.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>sitting down, a little blown</i>). Pouf! That was a climb. How high
+ have we come?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE OFFICIAL. We are on the palace roof, O Beloved of Victory!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Good! the Beloved of Victory has no more stairs to get up.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ A second official enters from the opposite end, walking backwards.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ THE SECOND OFFICIAL. Caesar approaches.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Caesar, fresh from the bath, clad in a new tunic of purple silk, comes in,
+ beaming and festive, followed by two slaves carrying a light couch, which
+ is hardly more than an elaborately designed bench. They place it near the
+ northmost of the two curtained columns. When this is done they slip out
+ through the curtains; and the two officials, formally bowing, follow them.
+ Rufio rises to receive Caesar.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>coming over to him</i>). Why, Rufio! (<i>Surveying his dress with an air
+ of admiring astonishment</i>) A new baldrick! A new golden pommel to your
+ sword! And you have had your hair cut! But not your beard&mdash;?
+ impossible! (<i>He sniffs at Rufio&rsquo;s beard.</i>) Yes, perfumed, by Jupiter
+ Olympus!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>growling</i>). Well: is it to please myself?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>affectionately</i>). No, my son Rufio, but to please me&mdash;to
+ celebrate my birthday.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>contemptuously</i>). Your birthday! You always have a birthday when
+ there is a pretty girl to be flattered or an ambassador to be conciliated.
+ We had seven of them in ten months last year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>contritely</i>). It is true, Rufio! I shall never break myself of
+ these petty deceits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Who is to dine with us&mdash;besides Cleopatra?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Apollodorus the Sicilian.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. That popinjay!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Come! the popinjay is an amusing dog&mdash;tells a story; sings a
+ song; and saves us the trouble of flattering the Queen. What does she care
+ for old politicians and campfed bears like us? No: Apollodorus is good
+ company, Rufio, good company.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Well, he can swim a bit and fence a bit: he might be worse, if he
+ only knew how to hold his tongue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. The gods forbid he should ever learn! Oh, this military life! this
+ tedious, brutal life of action! That is the worst of us Romans: we are
+ mere doers and drudgers: a swarm of bees turned into men. Give me a good
+ talker&mdash;one with wit and imagination enough to live without
+ continually doing something!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Ay! a nice time he would have of it with you when dinner was over!
+ Have you noticed that I am before my time?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Aha! I thought that meant something. What is it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Can we be overheard here?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Our privacy invites eavesdropping. I can remedy that. (<i>He claps
+ his hands twice. The curtains are drawn, revealing the roof garden with a
+ banqueting table set across in the middle for four persons, one at each
+ end, and two side by side. The side next Caesar and Rufio is blocked with
+ golden wine vessels and basins. A gorgeous major-domo is superintending
+ the laying of the table by a staff of slaves. The colonnade goes round the
+ garden at both sides to the further end, where a gap in it, like a great
+ gateway, leaves the view open to the sky beyond the western edge of the
+ roof, except in the middle, where a life size image of Ra, seated on a
+ huge plinth, towers up, with hawk head and crown of asp and disk. His
+ altar, which stands at his feet, is a single white stone.</i>) Now everybody
+ can see us, nobody will think of listening to us. (<i>He sits down on the
+ bench left by the two slaves.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>sitting down on his stool</i>). Pothinus wants to speak to you. I
+ advise you to see him: there is some plotting going on here among the
+ women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Who is Pothinus?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. The fellow with hair like squirrel&rsquo;s fur&mdash;the little King&rsquo;s
+ bear leader, whom you kept prisoner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>annoyed</i>). And has he not escaped?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>rising imperiously</i>). Why not? You have been guarding this man
+ instead of watching the enemy. Have I not told you always to let prisoners
+ escape unless there are special orders to the contrary? Are there not
+ enough mouths to be fed without him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Yes; and if you would have a little sense and let me cut his
+ throat, you would save his rations. Anyhow, he <i>won&rsquo;t</i> escape. Three
+ sentries have told him they would put a pilum through him if they saw him
+ again. What more can they do? He prefers to stay and spy on us. So would I
+ if I had to do with generals subject to fits of clemency.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>resuming his seat, argued down</i>). Hm! And so he wants to see me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Ay. I have brought him with me. He is waiting there (<i>jerking his
+ thumb over his shoulder</i>) under guard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. And you want me to see him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>obstinately</i>). I don&rsquo;t want anything. I daresay you will do what you
+ like. Don&rsquo;t put it on to me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>with an air of doing it expressly to indulge Rufio</i>). Well, well:
+ let us have him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>calling</i>). Ho there, guard! Release your man and send him up.
+ (<i>Beckoning</i>) Come along!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Pothinus enters and stops mistrustfully between the two, looking from one
+ to the other.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>graciously</i>). Ah, Pothinus! You are welcome. And what is the news
+ this afternoon?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Caesar: I come to warn you of a danger, and to make you an
+ offer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Never mind the danger. Make the offer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Never mind the offer. What&rsquo;s the danger?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Caesar: you think that Cleopatra is devoted to you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>gravely</i>). My friend: I already know what I think. Come to your
+ offer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. I will deal plainly. I know not by what strange gods you have
+ been enabled to defend a palace and a few yards of beach against a city
+ and an army. Since we cut you off from Lake Mareotis, and you dug wells in
+ the salt sea sand and brought up buckets of fresh water from them, we have
+ known that your gods are irresistible, and that you are a worker of
+ miracles. I no longer threaten you&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>sarcastically</i>). Very handsome of you, indeed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. So be it: you are the master. Our gods sent the north west winds
+ to keep you in our hands; but you have been too strong for them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>gently urging him to come to the point</i>). Yes, yes, my friend. But
+ what then?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Spit it out, man. What have you to say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. I have to say that you have a traitress in your camp. Cleopatra&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE MAJOR-DOMO (<i>at the table, announcing</i>). The Queen! (<i>Caesar and Rufio
+ rise.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>aside to Pothinus</i>). You should have spat it out sooner, you fool.
+ Now it is too late.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Cleopatra, in gorgeous raiment, enters in state through the gap in the
+ colonnade, and comes down past the image of Ra and past the table to
+ Caesar. Her retinue, headed by Ftatateeta, joins the staff at the table.
+ Caesar gives Cleopatra his seat, which she takes.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>quickly, seeing Pothinus</i>). What is <i>he</i> doing here?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>seating himself beside her, in the most amiable of tempers</i>). Just
+ going to tell me something about you. You shall hear it. Proceed,
+ Pothinus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>disconcerted</i>). Caesar&mdash; (<i>He stammers.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Well, out with it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. What I have to say is for your ear, not for the Queen&rsquo;s.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>with subdued ferocity</i>). There are means of making you speak.
+ Take care.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>defiantly</i>). Caesar does not employ those means.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. My friend: when a man has anything to tell in this world, the
+ difficulty is not to make him tell it, but to prevent him from telling it
+ too often. Let me celebrate my birthday by setting you free. Farewell:
+ we&rsquo;ll not meet again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>angrily</i>). Caesar: this mercy is foolish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>to Caesar</i>). Will you not give me a private audience? Your life
+ may depend on it. (<i>Caesar rises loftily.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>aside to Pothinus</i>). Ass! Now we shall have some heroics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>oratorically</i>). Pothinus&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>interrupting him</i>). Caesar: the dinner will spoil if you begin
+ preaching your favourite sermon about life and death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>priggishly</i>). Peace, Rufio. I desire to hear Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>bluntly</i>). Your Majesty has heard it before. You repeated it to
+ Apollodorus last week; and he thought it was all your own. (<i>Caesar&rsquo;s
+ dignity collapses. Much tickled, he sits down again and looks roguishly at
+ Cleopatra, who is furious. Rufio calls as before</i>) Ho there, guard! Pass
+ the prisoner out. He is released. (<i>To Pothinus</i>) Now off with you. You have
+ lost your chance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>his temper overcoming his prudence</i>). I <i>will</i> speak.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>to Cleopatra</i>). You see. Torture would not have wrung a word from
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. Caesar: you have taught Cleopatra the arts by which the Romans
+ govern the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Alas! they cannot even govern themselves. What then?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. What then? Are you so besotted with her beauty that you do not
+ see that she is impatient to reign in Egypt alone, and that her heart is
+ set on your departure?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>rising</i>). Liar!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>shocked</i>). What! Protestations! Contradictions!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>ashamed, but trembling with suppressed rage</i>). No. I do not
+ deign to contradict. Let him talk. (<i>She sits down again.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS. From her own lips I have heard it. You are to be her catspaw:
+ you are to tear the crown from her brother&rsquo;s head and set it on her own,
+ delivering us all into her hand&mdash;delivering yourself also. And then
+ Caesar can return to Rome, or depart through the gate of death, which is
+ nearer and surer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>calmly</i>). Well, my friend; and is not this very natural?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ POTHINUS (<i>astonished</i>). Natural! Then you do not resent treachery?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Resent! O thou foolish Egyptian, what have I to do with
+ resentment? Do I resent the wind when it chills me, or the night when it
+ makes me stumble in the darkness? Shall I resent youth when it turns from
+ age, and ambition when it turns from servitude? To tell me such a story as
+ this is but to tell me that the sun will rise to-morrow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>unable to contain herself</i>). But it is false&mdash;false. I
+ swear it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. It is true, though you swore it a thousand times, and believed all
+ you swore. (<i>She is convulsed with emotion. To screen her, he rises and
+ takes Pothinus to Rufio, saying</i>) Come, Rufio: let us see Pothinus past the
+ guard. I have a word to say to him. (<i>Aside to them</i>) We must give the Queen
+ a moment to recover herself. (<i>Aloud</i>) Come. (<i>He takes Pothinus and Rufio
+ out with him, conversing with them meanwhile.</i>) Tell your friends,
+ Pothinus, that they must not think I am opposed to a reasonable settlement
+ of the country&rsquo;s affairs&mdash; (<i>They pass out of hearing.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>in a stifled whisper</i>). Ftatateeta, Ftatateeta.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>hurrying to her from the table and petting her</i>). Peace, child:
+ be comforted&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>interrupting her</i>). Can they hear us?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. No, dear heart, no.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Listen to me. If he leaves the Palace alive, never see my face
+ again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. He? Poth&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>striking her on the mouth</i>). Strike his life out as I strike his
+ name from your lips. Dash him down from the wall. Break him on the stones.
+ Kill, kill, <i>kill</i> him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>shewing all her teeth</i>). The dog shall perish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Fail in this, and you go out from before me forever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>resolutely</i>). So be it. You shall not see my face until his
+ eyes are darkened.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Caesar comes back, with Apollodorus, exquisitely dressed, and Rufio.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>to Ftatateeta</i>). Come soon&mdash;soon. (<i>Ftatateeta turns her
+ meaning eyes for a moment on her mistress; then goes grimly away past Ra
+ and out. Cleopatra runs like a gazelle to Caesar.</i>) So you have come back
+ to me, Caesar. (<i>Caressingly</i>) I thought you were angry. Welcome,
+ Apollodorus. (<i>She gives him her hand to kiss, with her other arm about
+ Caesar.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Cleopatra grows more womanly beautiful from week to week.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Truth, Apollodorus?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Far, far short of the truth! Friend Rufio threw a pearl into
+ the sea: Caesar fished up a diamond.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Caesar fished up a touch of rheumatism, my friend. Come: to
+ dinner! to dinner! (<i>They move towards the table.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>skipping like a young fawn</i>). Yes, to dinner. I have ordered
+ <i>such</i> a dinner for you, Caesar!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Ay? What are we to have?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Peacocks&rsquo; brains.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>as if his mouth watered</i>). Peacocks&rsquo; brains, Apollodorus!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Not for me. I prefer nightingales&rsquo; tongues. (<i>He goes to one
+ of the two covers set side by side.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Roast boar, Rufio!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>gluttonously</i>). Good! (<i>He goes to the seat next Apollodorus, on his
+ left.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>looking at his seat, which is at the end of the table, to Ra&rsquo;s
+ left hand</i>). What has become of my leathern cushion?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>at the opposite end</i>). I have got new ones for you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE MAJOR-DOMO. These cushions, Caesar, are of Maltese gauze, stuffed with
+ rose leaves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Rose leaves! Am I a caterpillar? (<i>He throws the cushions away and
+ seats himself on the leather mattress underneath.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. What a shame! My new cushions!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE MAJOR-DOMO (<i>at Caesar&rsquo;s elbow</i>). What shall we serve to whet Caesar&rsquo;s
+ appetite?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What have you got?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE MAJOR-DOMO. Sea hedgehogs, black and white sea acorns, sea nettles,
+ beccaficoes, purple shellfish&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Any oysters?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE MAJOR-DOMO. Assuredly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. <i>British</i> oysters?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE MAJOR-DOMO (<i>assenting</i>). British oysters, Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Oysters, then. (<i>The Major-Domo signs to a slave at each order; and
+ the slave goes out to execute it.</i>) I have been in Britain&mdash;that
+ western land of romance&mdash;the last piece of earth on the edge of the
+ ocean that surrounds the world. I went there in search of its famous
+ pearls. The British pearl was a fable; but in searching for it I found the
+ British oyster.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. All posterity will bless you for it. (<i>To the Major-Domo</i>) Sea
+ hedgehogs for me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Is there nothing solid to begin with?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE MAJOR-DOMO. Fieldfares with asparagus&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>interrupting</i>). Fattened fowls! have some fattened fowls, Rufio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Ay, that will do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>greedily</i>). Fieldfares for me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE MAJOR-DOMO. Caesar will deign to choose his wine? Sicilian, Lesbian,
+ Chian&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>contemptuously</i>). All Greek.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Who would drink Roman wine when he could get Greek? Try the
+ Lesbian, Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Bring me my barley water.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>with intense disgust</i>). Ugh! Bring <i>me</i> my Falernian. (<i>The Falernian
+ is presently brought to him.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>pouting</i>). It is waste of time giving you dinners, Caesar. My
+ scullions would not condescend to your diet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>relenting</i>). Well, well: let us try the Lesbian. (<i>The Major-Domo
+ fills Caesar&rsquo;s goblet; then Cleopatra&rsquo;s and Apollodorus&rsquo;s.</i>) But when I
+ return to Rome, I will make laws against these extravagances. I will even
+ get the laws carried out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>coaxingly</i>). Never mind. To-day you are to be like other people:
+ idle, luxurious, and kind. (<i>She stretches her hand to him along the
+ table.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Well, for once I will sacrifice my comfort&mdash;(<i>kissing her hand</i>)
+ there! (<i>He takes a draught of wine.</i>) Now are you satisfied?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. And you no longer believe that I long for your departure for
+ Rome?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I no longer believe anything. My brains are asleep. Besides, who
+ knows whether I shall return to Rome?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>alarmed</i>). How? Eh? What?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What has Rome to shew me that I have not seen already? One year of
+ Rome is like another, except that I grow older, whilst the crowd in the
+ Appian Way is always the same age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. It is no better here in Egypt. The old men, when they are
+ tired of life, say &ldquo;We have seen everything except the source of the
+ Nile.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>his imagination catching fire</i>). And why not see that? Cleopatra:
+ will you come with me and track the flood to its cradle in the heart of
+ the regions of mystery? Shall we leave Rome behind us&mdash;Rome, that has
+ achieved greatness only to learn how greatness destroys nations of men who
+ are not great! Shall I make you a new kingdom, and build you a holy city
+ there in the great unknown?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>rapturously</i>). Yes, yes. You shall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Ay: now he will conquer Africa with two legions before we come to
+ the roast boar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Come: no scoffing, this is a noble scheme: in it Caesar is no
+ longer merely the conquering soldier, but the creative poet-artist. Let us
+ name the holy city, and consecrate it with Lesbian Wine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Cleopatra shall name it herself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. It shall be called Caesar&rsquo;s Gift to his Beloved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. No, no. Something vaster than that&mdash;something universal,
+ like the starry firmament.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>prosaically</i>). Why not simply The Cradle of the Nile?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. No: the Nile is my ancestor; and he is a god. Oh! I have
+ thought of something. The Nile shall name it himself. Let us call upon
+ him. (<i>To the Major-Domo</i>) Send for him. (<i>The three men stare at one
+ another; but the Major-Domo goes out as if he had received the most
+ matter-of-fact order.</i>) And (<i>to the retinue</i>) away with you all.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The retinue withdraws, making obeisance.
+ </i></p>
+ <p><i>
+ A priest enters, carrying a miniature sphinx with a tiny tripod before it.
+ A morsel of incense is smoking in the tripod. The priest comes to the
+ table and places the image in the middle of it. The light begins to change
+ to the magenta purple of the Egyptian sunset, as if the god had brought a
+ strange colored shadow with him. The three men are determined not to be
+ impressed; but they feel curious in spite of themselves.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What hocus-pocus is this?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. You shall see. And it is <i>not</i> hocus-pocus. To do it properly, we
+ should kill something to please him; but perhaps he will answer Caesar
+ without that if we spill some wine to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>turning his head to look up over his shoulder at Ra</i>). Why not
+ appeal to our hawkheaded friend here?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>nervously</i>). Sh! He will hear you and be angry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>phlegmatically</i>). The source of the Nile is out of his district, I
+ expect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. No: I will have my city named by nobody but my dear little
+ sphinx, because it was in its arms that Caesar found me asleep. (<i>She
+ languishes at Caesar; then turns curtly to the priest.</i>) Go. I am a
+ priestess, and have power to take your charge from you. (<i>The priest makes
+ a reverence and goes out.</i>) Now let us call on the Nile all together.
+ Perhaps he will rap on the table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What! Table rapping! Are such superstitions still believed in this
+ year 707 of the Republic?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. It is no superstition: our priests learn lots of things from
+ the tables. Is it not so, Apollodorus?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Yes: I profess myself a converted man. When Cleopatra is
+ priestess, Apollodorus is devotee. Propose the conjuration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. You must say with me &ldquo;Send us thy voice, Father Nile.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ALL FOUR (<i>holding their glasses together before the idol</i>). Send us thy
+ voice, Father Nile.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The death cry of a man in mortal terror and agony answers them. Appalled,
+ the men set down their glasses, and listen. Silence. The purple deepens in
+ the sky. Caesar, glancing at Cleopatra, catches her pouring out her wine
+ before the god, with gleaming eyes, and mute assurances of gratitude and
+ worship. Apollodorus springs up and runs to the edge of the roof to peer
+ down and listen.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>looking piercingly at Cleopatra</i>). What was that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>petulantly</i>). Nothing. They are beating some slave.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Nothing!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. A man with a knife in him, I&rsquo;ll swear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>rising</i>). A murder!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>at the back, waving his hand for silence</i>). S-sh! Silence. Did
+ you hear that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Another cry?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>returning to the table</i>). No, a thud. Something fell on the
+ beach, I think.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>grimly, as he rises</i>). Something with bones in it, eh?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>shuddering</i>). Hush, hush, Rufio. (<i>He leaves the table and returns
+ to the colonnade: Rufio following at his left elbow, and Apollodorus at
+ the other side.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>still in her place at the table</i>). Will you leave me, Caesar?
+ Apollodorus: are you going?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Faith, dearest Queen, my appetite is gone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Go down to the courtyard, Apollodorus; and find out what has
+ happened.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Apollodorus nods and goes out, making for the staircase by which Rufio
+ ascended.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Your soldiers have killed somebody, perhaps. What does it
+ matter?
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The murmur of a crowd rises from the beach below. Caesar and Rufio look at
+ one another.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. This must be seen to. (<i>He is about to follow Apollodorus when
+ Rufio stops him with a hand on his arm as Ftatateeta comes back by the far
+ end of the roof, with dragging steps, a drowsy satiety in her eyes and in
+ the corners of the bloodhound lips. For a moment Caesar suspects that she
+ is drunk with wine. Not so Rufio: he knows well the red vintage that has
+ inebriated her.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>in a low tone</i>). There is some mischief between those two.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. The Queen looks again on the face of her servant.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Cleopatra looks at her for a moment with an exultant reflection of her
+ murderous expression. Then she flings her arms round her; kisses her
+ repeatedly and savagely; and tears off her jewels and heaps them on her.
+ The two men turn from the spectacle to look at one another. Ftatateeta
+ drags herself sleepily to the altar; kneels before Ra; and remains there
+ in prayer. Caesar goes to Cleopatra, leaving Rufio in the colonnade.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>with searching earnestness</i>). Cleopatra: what has happened?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>in mortal dread of him, but with her utmost cajolery</i>). Nothing,
+ dearest Caesar. (<i>With sickly sweetness, her voice almost failing</i>) Nothing.
+ I am innocent. (<i>She approaches him affectionately</i>) Dear Caesar: are you
+ angry with me? Why do you look at me so? I have been here with you all the
+ time. How can I know what has happened?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>reflectively</i>). That is true.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>greatly relieved, trying to caress him</i>). Of course it is true.
+ (<i>He does not respond to the caress.</i>) <i>You</i> know it is true, Rufio.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The murmur without suddenly swells to a roar and subsides.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. I shall know presently. (<i>He makes for the altar in the burly trot
+ that serves him for a stride, and touches Ftatateeta on the shoulder.</i>)
+ Now, mistress: I shall want you. (<i>He orders her, with a gesture, to go
+ before him.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA (<i>rising and glowering at him</i>). My place is with the Queen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. She has done no harm, Rufio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>to Rufio</i>). Let her stay.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>sitting down on the altar</i>). Very well. Then my place is here too;
+ and you can see what is the matter for yourself. The city is in a pretty
+ uproar, it seems.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>with grave displeasure</i>). Rufio: there is a time for obedience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. And there is a time for obstinacy. (<i>He folds his arms doggedly.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>to Cleopatra</i>). Send her away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>whining in her eagerness to propitiate him</i>). Yes, I will. I
+ will do whatever you ask me, Caesar, always, because I love you.
+ Ftatateeta: go away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ FTATATEETA. The Queen&rsquo;s word is my will. I shall be at hand for the
+ Queen&rsquo;s call. (<i>She goes out past Ra, as she came.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>following her</i>). Remember, Caesar, <i>your</i> bodyguard also is within
+ call. (<i>He follows her out.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Cleopatra, presuming upon Caesar&rsquo;s submission to Rufio, leaves the table
+ and sits down on the bench in the colonnade.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Why do you allow Rufio to treat you so? You should teach him
+ his place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Teach him to be my enemy, and to hide his thoughts from me as you
+ are now hiding yours.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>her fears returning</i>). Why do you say that, Caesar? Indeed,
+ indeed, I am not hiding anything. You are wrong to treat me like this.
+ (<i>She stifles a sob.</i>) I am only a child; and you turn into stone because
+ you think some one has been killed. I cannot bear it. (<i>She purposely
+ breaks down and weeps. He looks at her with profound sadness and complete
+ coldness. She looks up to see what effect she is producing. Seeing that he
+ is unmoved, she sits up, pretending to struggle with her emotion and to
+ put it bravely away.</i>) But there: I know you hate tears: you shall not be
+ troubled with them. I know you are not angry, but only sad; only I am so
+ silly, I cannot help being hurt when you speak coldly. Of course you are
+ quite right: it is dreadful to think of anyone being killed or even hurt;
+ and I hope nothing really serious has&mdash; (<i>Her voice dies away under
+ his contemptuous penetration.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What has frightened you into this? What have you done? (<i>A trumpet
+ sounds on the beach below.</i>) Aha! That sounds like the answer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>sinking back trembling on the bench and covering her face with
+ her hands</i>). I have not betrayed you, Caesar: I swear it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I know that. I have not trusted you. (<i>He turns from her, and is
+ about to go out when Apollodorus and Britannus drag in Lucius Septimius to
+ him. Rufio follows. Caesar shudders.</i>) Again, Pompey&rsquo;s murderer!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. The town has gone mad, I think. They are for tearing the palace
+ down and driving us into the sea straight away. We laid hold of this
+ renegade in clearing them out of the courtyard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Release him. (<i>They let go his arms.</i>) What has offended the
+ citizens, Lucius Septimius?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. What did you expect, Caesar? Pothinus was a favorite of theirs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What has happened to Pothinus? I set him free, here, not half an
+ hour ago. Did they not pass him out?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. Ay, through the gallery arch sixty feet above ground, with three
+ inches of steel in his ribs. He is as dead as Pompey. We are quits now, as
+ to killing&mdash;you and I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. (<i>shocked</i>). Assassinated!&mdash;our prisoner, our guest! (<i>He turns
+ reproachfully on Rufio</i>) Rufio&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>emphatically&mdash;anticipating the question</i>). Whoever did it was a
+ wise man and a friend of yours (<i>Cleopatra is qreatly emboldened</i>); but none
+ of <i>us</i> had a hand in it. So it is no use to frown at me. (<i>Caesar turns and
+ looks at Cleopatra.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>violently&mdash;rising</i>). He was slain by order of the Queen of
+ Egypt. I am not Julius Caesar the dreamer, who allows every slave to
+ insult him. Rufio has said I did well: now the others shall judge me too.
+ (<i>She turns to the others.</i>) This Pothinus sought to make me conspire with
+ him to betray Caesar to Achillas and Ptolemy. I refused; and he cursed me
+ and came privily to Caesar to accuse me of his own treachery. I caught him
+ in the act; and he insulted me&mdash;<i>me</i>, the Queen! to my face. Caesar
+ would not avenge me: he spoke him fair and set him free. Was I right to
+ avenge myself? Speak, Lucius.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. I do not gainsay it. But you will get little thanks from Caesar
+ for it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Speak, Apollodorus. Was I wrong?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. I have only one word of blame, most beautiful. You should
+ have called upon me, your knight; and in fair duel I should have slain the
+ slanderer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>passionately</i>). I will be judged by your very slave, Caesar.
+ Britannus: speak. Was I wrong?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Were treachery, falsehood, and disloyalty left unpunished,
+ society must become like an arena full of wild beasts, tearing one another
+ to pieces. Caesar is in the wrong.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>with quiet bitterness</i>). And so the verdict is against me, it
+ seems.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>vehemently</i>). Listen to me, Caesar. If one man in all Alexandria
+ can be found to say that I did wrong, I swear to have myself crucified on
+ the door of the palace by my own slaves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. If one man in all the world can be found, now or forever, to <i>know</i>
+ that you did wrong, that man will have either to conquer the world as I
+ have, or be crucified by it. (<i>The uproar in the streets again reaches
+ them.</i>) Do you hear? These knockers at your gate are also believers in
+ vengeance and in stabbing. You have slain their leader: it is right that
+ they shall slay you. If you doubt it, ask your four counselors here. And
+ then in the name of that <i>right</i> (<i>He emphasizes the word with great scorn.</i>)
+ shall I not slay them for murdering their Queen, and be slain in my turn
+ by their countrymen as the invader of their fatherland? Can Rome do less
+ then than slay these slayers too, to shew the world how Rome avenges her
+ sons and her honor? And so, to the end of history, murder shall breed
+ murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods
+ are tired of blood and create a race that can understand. (<i>Fierce uproar.
+ Cleopatra becomes white with terror.</i>) Hearken, you who must not be
+ insulted. Go near enough to catch their words: you will find them bitterer
+ than the tongue of Pothinus. (<i>Loftily wrapping himself up in an
+ impenetrable dignity.</i>) Let the Queen of Egypt now give her orders for
+ vengeance, and take her measures for defence; for she has renounced
+ Caesar. (<i>He turns to go.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>terrified, running to him and falling on her knees</i>). You will
+ not desert me, Caesar. You will defend the palace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. You have taken the powers of life and death upon you. I am only a
+ dreamer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. But they will kill me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. And why not?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. In pity&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Pity! What! Has it come to this so suddenly, that nothing can save
+ you now but pity? Did it save Pothinus?
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ She rises, wringing her hands, and goes back to the bench in despair.
+ Apollodorus shews his sympathy with her by quietly posting himself behind
+ the bench. The sky has by this time become the most vivid purple, and soon
+ begins to change to a glowing pale orange, against which the colonnade and
+ the great image shew darklier and darklier.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Caesar: enough of preaching. The enemy is at the gate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>turning on him and giving way to his wrath</i>). Ay; and what has held
+ him baffled at the gate all these months? Was it my folly, as you deem it,
+ or your wisdom? In this Egyptian Red Sea of blood, whose hand has held all
+ your heads above the waves? (<i>Turning on Cleopatra</i>) And yet, when Caesar
+ says to such an one, &ldquo;Friend, go free,&rdquo; you, clinging for your little life
+ to my sword, dare steal out and stab him in the back? And you, soldiers
+ and gentlemen, and honest servants as you forget that you are, applaud
+ this assassination, and say &ldquo;Caesar is in the wrong.&rdquo; By the gods, I am
+ tempted to open my hand and let you all sink into the flood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>with a ray of cunning hope</i>). But, Caesar, if you do, you will
+ perish yourself.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Caesar&rsquo;s eyes blaze.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>greatly alarmed</i>). Now, by great Jove, you filthy little Egyptian
+ rat, that is the very word to make him walk out alone into the city and
+ leave us here to be cut to pieces. (<i>Desperately, to Caesar</i>) Will you
+ desert us because we are a parcel of fools? I mean no harm by killing: I
+ do it as a dog kills a cat, by instinct. We are all dogs at your heels;
+ but we have served you faithfully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>relenting</i>). Alas, Rufio, my son, my son: as dogs we are like to
+ perish now in the streets.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>at his post behind Cleopatra&rsquo;s seat</i>). Caesar, what you say
+ has an Olympian ring in it: it must be right; for it is fine art. But I am
+ still on the side of Cleopatra. If we must die, she shall not want the
+ devotion of a man&rsquo;s heart nor the strength of a man&rsquo;s arm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>sobbing</i>). But I don&rsquo;t want to die.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>sadly</i>). Oh, ignoble, ignoble!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS (<i>coming forward between Caesar and Cleopatra</i>). Hearken to me,
+ Caesar. It may be ignoble; but I also mean to live as long as I can.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Well, my friend, you are likely to outlive Caesar. Is it any magic
+ of mine, think you, that has kept your army and this whole city at bay for
+ so long? Yesterday, what quarrel had they with me that they should risk
+ their lives against me? But to-day we have flung them down their hero,
+ murdered; and now every man of them is set upon clearing out this nest of
+ assassins&mdash;for such we are and no more. Take courage then; and
+ sharpen your sword. Pompey&rsquo;s head has fallen; and Caesar&rsquo;s head is ripe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Does Caesar despair?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>with infinite pride</i>). He who has never hoped can never despair.
+ Caesar, in good or bad fortune, looks his fate in the face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. Look it in the face, then; and it will smile as it always has on
+ Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>with involuntary haughtiness</i>). Do you presume to encourage me?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. I offer you my services. I will change sides if you will have me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>suddenly coming down to earth again, and looking sharply at him,
+ divining that there is something behind the offer</i>). What! At this point?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS (<i>firmly</i>). At this point.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Do you suppose Caesar is mad, to trust you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. I do not ask him to trust me until he is victorious. I ask for my
+ life, and for a command in Caesar&rsquo;s army. And since Caesar is a fair
+ dealer, I will pay in advance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Pay! How?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. With a piece of good news for you.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Caesar divines the news in a flash.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. What news?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>with an elate and buoyant energy which makes Cleopatra sit up and
+ stare</i>). What news! What news, did you say, my son Rufio? The relief has
+ arrived: what other news remains for us? Is it not so, Lucius Septimius?
+ Mithridates of Pergamos is on the march.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. He has taken Pelusium.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>delighted</i>). Lucius Septimius: you are henceforth my officer.
+ Rufio: the Egyptians must have sent every soldier from the city to prevent
+ Mithridates crossing the Nile. There is nothing in the streets now but mob&mdash;mob!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. It is so. Mithridates is marching by the great road to Memphis to
+ cross above the Delta. Achillas will fight him there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>all audacity</i>). Achillas shall fight Caesar there. See, Rufio. (<i>He
+ runs to the table; snatches a napkin; and draws a plan on it with his
+ finger dipped in wine, whilst Rufio and Lucius Septimius crowd about him
+ to watch, all looking closely, for the light is now almost gone.</i>) Here is
+ the palace (<i>pointing to his plan</i>): here is the theatre. You (<i>to Rufio</i>)
+ take twenty men and pretend to go by <i>that</i> street (<i>pointing it out</i>); and
+ whilst they are stoning you, out go the cohorts by this and this. My
+ streets are right, are they, Lucius?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LUCIUS. Ay, that is the fig market&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>too much excited to listen to him</i>). I saw them the day we arrived.
+ Good! (<i>He throws the napkin on the table and comes down again into the
+ colonnade.</i>) Away, Britannus: tell Petronius that within an hour half our
+ forces must take ship for the western lake. See to my horse and armor.
+ (<i>Britannus runs out.</i>) With the rest, <i>I</i> shall march round the lake and up
+ the Nile to meet Mithridates. Away, Lucius; and give the word.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Lucius hurries out after Britannus.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Come: this is something like business.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>buoyantly</i>). Is it not, my only son? (<i>He claps his hands. The
+ slaves hurry in to the table.</i>) No more of this mawkish reveling: away with
+ all this stuff: shut it out of my sight and be off with you. (<i>The slaves
+ begin to remove the table; and the curtains are drawn, shutting in the
+ colonnade.</i>) You understand about the streets, Rufio?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Ay, I think I do. I will get through them, at all events.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The bucina sounds busily in the courtyard beneath.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Come, then: we must talk to the troops and hearten them. You down
+ to the beach: I to the courtyard. (<i>He makes for the staircase.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>rising from her seat, where she has been quite neglected all
+ this time, and stretching out her hands timidly to him</i>). Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>turning</i>). Eh?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Have you forgotten me?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. (<i>indulgently</i>). I am busy now, my child, busy. When I return your
+ affairs shall be settled. Farewell; and be good and patient.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ He goes, preoccupied and quite indifferent. She stands with clenched
+ fists, in speechless rage and humiliation.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. That game is played and lost, Cleopatra. The woman always gets the
+ worst of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>haughtily</i>). Go. Follow your master.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>in her ear, with rough familiarity</i>). A word first. Tell your
+ executioner that if Pothinus had been properly killed&mdash;<i>in the throat</i>&mdash;he
+ would not have called out. Your man bungled his work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>enigmatically</i>). How do you know it was a man?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>startled, and puzzled</i>). It was not you: you were with us when it
+ happened. (<i>She turns her back scornfully on him. He shakes his head, and
+ draws the curtains to go out. It is now a magnificent moonlit night. The
+ table has been removed. Ftatateeta is seen in the light of the moon and
+ stars, again in prayer before the white altar-stone of Ra. Rufio starts;
+ closes the curtains again softly; and says in a low voice to Cleopatra</i>)
+ Was it she? With her own hand?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>threateningly</i>). Whoever it was, let my enemies beware of her.
+ Look to it, Rufio, you who dare make the Queen of Egypt a fool before
+ Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>looking grimly at her</i>). I will look to it, Cleopatra. (<i>He nods in
+ confirmation of the promise, and slips out through the curtains, loosening
+ his sword in its sheath as he goes.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROMAN SOLDIERS (<i>in the courtyard below</i>). Hail, Caesar! Hail, hail!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Cleopatra listens. The bucina sounds again, followed by several trumpets.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>wringing her hands and calling</i>). Ftatateeta. Ftatateeta. It is
+ dark; and I am alone. Come to me. (<i>Silence.</i>) Ftatateeta. (<i>Louder.</i>)
+ Ftatateeta. (<i>Silence. In a panic she snatches the cord and pulls the
+ curtains apart.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Ftatateeta is lying dead on the altar of Ra, with her throat cut. Her
+ blood deluges the white stone.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ACT V
+ </h2>
+ <p><i>
+ High noon. Festival and military pageant on the esplanade before the
+ palace. In the east harbor Caesar&rsquo;s galley, so gorgeously decorated that
+ it seems to be rigged with flowers, is along-side the quay, close to the
+ steps Apollodorus descended when he embarked with the carpet. A Roman
+ guard is posted there in charge of a gangway, whence a red floorcloth is
+ laid down the middle of the esplanade, turning off to the north opposite
+ the central gate in the palace front, which shuts in the esplanade on the
+ south side. The broad steps of the gate, crowded with Cleopatra&rsquo;s ladies,
+ all in their gayest attire, are like a flower garden. The façade is lined
+ by her guard, officered by the same gallants to whom Bel Affris announced
+ the coming of Caesar six months before in the old palace on the Syrian
+ border. The north side is lined by Roman soldiers, with the townsfolk on
+ tiptoe behind them, peering over their heads at the cleared esplanade, in
+ which the officers stroll about, chatting. Among these are Belzanor and
+ the Persian; also the Centurion, vinewood cudgel in hand, battle worn,
+ thick-booted, and much outshone, both socially and decoratively, by the
+ Egyptian officers.
+ </i></p>
+ <p><i>
+ Apollodorus makes his way through the townsfolk and calls to the officers
+ from behind the Roman line.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ <br/>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Hullo! May I pass?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION. Pass Apollodorus the Sicilian there! (<i>The soldiers let him
+ through.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Is Caesar at hand?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Not yet. He is still in the market place. I could not stand
+ any more of the roaring of the soldiers! After half an hour of the
+ enthusiasm of an army, one feels the need of a little sea air.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Tell us the news. Hath he slain the priests?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. Not he. They met him in the market place with ashes on their
+ heads and their gods in their hands. They placed the gods at his feet. The
+ only one that was worth looking at was Apis: a miracle of gold and ivory
+ work. By my advice he offered the chief priest two talents for it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>appalled</i>). Apis the all-knowing for two talents! What said the
+ chief priest?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. He invoked the mercy of Apis, and asked for five.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. There will be famine and tempest in the land for this.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Pooh! Why did not Apis cause Caesar to be vanquished by Achillas?
+ Any fresh news from the war, Apollodorus?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. The little King Ptolemy was drowned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. Drowned! How?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. With the rest of them. Caesar attacked them from three sides
+ at once and swept them into the Nile. Ptolemy&rsquo;s barge sank.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. A marvelous man, this Caesar! Will he come soon, think you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. He was settling the Jewish question when I left.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ A flourish of trumpets from the north, and commotion among the townsfolk,
+ announces the approach of Caesar.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. He has made short work of them. Here he comes. (<i>He hurries to his
+ post in front of the Egyptian lines.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>following him</i>). Ho there! Caesar comes.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The soldiers stand at attention, and dress their lines. Apollodorus goes
+ to the Egyptian line.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CENTURION (<i>hurrying to the gangway guard</i>). Attention there! Caesar comes.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Caesar arrives in state with Rufio: Britannus following. The soldiers
+ receive him with enthusiastic shouting.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I see my ship awaits me. The hour of Caesar&rsquo;s farewell to Egypt
+ has arrived. And now, Rufio, what remains to be done before I go?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>at his left hand</i>). You have not yet appointed a Roman governor for
+ this province.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>Looking whimsically at him, but speaking with perfect gravity</i>).
+ What say you to Mithridates of Pergamos, my reliever and rescuer, the
+ great son of Eupator?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Why, that you will want him elsewhere. Do you forget that you have
+ some three or four armies to conquer on your way home?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Indeed! Well, what say you to yourself?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>incredulously</i>). I! I a governor! What are you dreaming of? Do you
+ not know that I am only the son of a freedman?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>affectionately</i>). Has not Caesar called you his son? (<i>Calling to
+ the whole assembly</i>) Peace awhile there; and hear me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE ROMAN SOLDIERS. Hear Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Hear the service, quality, rank and name of the Roman governor. By
+ service, Caesar&rsquo;s shield; by quality, Caesar&rsquo;s friend; by rank, a Roman
+ soldier. (<i>The Roman soldiers give a triumphant shout.</i>) By name, Rufio.
+ (<i>They shout again.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>kissing Caesar&rsquo;s hand</i>). Ay: I am Caesar&rsquo;s shield; but of what use
+ shall I be when I am no longer on Caesar&rsquo;s arm? Well, no matter&mdash; (<i>He
+ becomes husky, and turns away to recover himself.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Where is that British Islander of mine?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS (<i>coming forward on Caesar&rsquo;s right hand</i>). Here, Caesar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Who bade you, pray, thrust yourself into the battle of the Delta,
+ uttering the barbarous cries of your native land, and affirming yourself a
+ match for any four of the Egyptians, to whom you applied unseemly
+ epithets?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Caesar: I ask you to excuse the language that escaped me in the
+ heat of the moment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. And how did you, who cannot swim, cross the canal with us when we
+ stormed the camp?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Caesar: I clung to the tail of your horse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. These are not the deeds of a slave, Britannicus, but of a free
+ man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Caesar: I was born free.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. But they call you Caesar&rsquo;s slave.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BRITANNUS. Only as Caesar&rsquo;s slave have I found real freedom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>moved</i>). Well said. Ungrateful that I am, I was about to set you
+ free; but now I will not part from you for a million talents. (<i>He claps
+ him friendly on the shoulder. Britannus, gratified, but a trifle
+ shamefaced, takes his hand and kisses it sheepishly.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR (<i>to the Persian</i>). This Roman knows how to make men serve him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ PERSIAN. Ay: men too humble to become dangerous rivals to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BELZANOR. O subtle one! O cynic!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>seeing Apollodorus in the Egyptian corner and calling to him</i>).
+ Apollodorus: I leave the art of Egypt in your charge. Remember: Rome loves
+ art and will encourage it ungrudgingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. I understand, Caesar. Rome will produce no art itself; but it
+ will buy up and take away whatever the other nations produce.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What! Rome produces no art! Is peace not an art? is war not an
+ art? is government not an art? is civilization not an art? All these we
+ give you in exchange for a few ornaments. You will have the best of the
+ bargain. (<i>Turning to Rufio</i>) And now, what else have I to do before I
+ embark? (<i>Trying to recollect</i>) There is something I cannot remember: what
+ <i>can</i> it be? Well, well: it must remain undone: we must not waste this
+ favorable wind. Farewell, Rufio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Caesar: I am loth to let you go to Rome without your shield. There
+ are too many daggers there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. It matters not: I shall finish my life&rsquo;s work on my way back; and
+ then I shall have lived long enough. Besides: I have always disliked the
+ idea of dying: I had rather be killed. Farewell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>with a sigh, raising his hands and giving Caesar up as
+ incorrigible</i>). Farewell. (<i>They shake hands.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>waving his hand to Apollodorus</i>). Farewell, Apollodorus, and my
+ friends, all of you. Aboard!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ The gangway is run out from the quay to the ship. As Caesar moves towards
+ it, Cleopatra, cold and tragic, cunningly dressed in black, without
+ ornaments or decoration of any kind, and thus making a striking figure
+ among the brilliantly dressed bevy of ladies as she passes through it,
+ comes from the palace and stands on the steps. Caesar does not see her
+ until she speaks.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Has Cleopatra no part in this leave taking?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>enlightened</i>). Ah, I <i>knew</i> there was something. (<i>To Rufio</i>) How could
+ you let me forget her, Rufio? (<i>Hastening to her</i>) Had I gone without seeing
+ you, I should never have forgiven myself. (<i>He takes her hands, and brings
+ her into the middle of the esplanade. She submits stonily.</i>) Is this
+ mourning for me?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>remorsefully</i>). Ah, that was thoughtless of me! It is for your
+ brother.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. For whom, then?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Ask the Roman governor whom you have left us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Rufio?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Yes: Rufio. (<i>She points at him with deadly scorn.</i>) He who is to
+ rule here in Caesar&rsquo;s name, in Caesar&rsquo;s way, according to Caesar&rsquo;s boasted
+ laws of life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>dubiously</i>). He is to rule as he can, Cleopatra. He has taken the
+ work upon him, and will do it in his own way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Not in your way, then?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>puzzled</i>). What do you mean by my way?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Without punishment. Without revenge. Without judgment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>approvingly</i>). Ay: that is the right way, the great way, the only
+ possible way in the end. (<i>To Rufio</i>) Believe it, Rufio, if you can.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Why, I believe it, Caesar. You have convinced me of it long ago.
+ But look you. You are sailing for Numidia to-day. Now tell me: if you meet
+ a hungry lion there, you will not punish it for wanting to eat you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>wondering what he is driving at</i>). No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Nor revenge upon it the blood of those it has already eaten.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Nor judge it for its guiltiness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. What, then, will you do to save your life from it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>promptly</i>). Kill it, man, without malice, just as it would kill me.
+ What does this parable of the lion mean?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. Why, Cleopatra had a tigress that killed men at bidding. I thought
+ she might bid it kill you some day. Well, had I not been Caesar&rsquo;s pupil,
+ what pious things might I not have done to that tigress? I might have
+ punished it. I might have revenged Pothinus on it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>interjects</i>). Pothinus!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO (<i>continuing</i>). I might have judged it. But I put all these follies
+ behind me; and, without malice, only cut its throat. And that is why
+ Cleopatra comes to you in mourning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>vehemently</i>). He has shed the blood of my servant Ftatateeta. On
+ your head be it as upon his, Caesar, if you hold him free of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>energetically</i>). On my head be it, then; for it was well done.
+ Rufio: had you set yourself in the seat of the judge, and with hateful
+ ceremonies and appeals to the gods handed that woman over to some hired
+ executioner to be slain before the people in the name of justice, never
+ again would I have touched your hand without a shudder. But this was
+ natural slaying: I feel no horror at it.
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ Rufio, satisfied, nods at Cleopatra, mutely inviting her to mark that.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>pettish and childish in her impotence</i>). No: not when a Roman
+ slays an Egyptian. All the world will now see how unjust and corrupt
+ Caesar is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>taking her handy coaxingly</i>). Come: do not be angry with me. I am
+ sorry for that poor Totateeta. (<i>She laughs in spite of herself.</i>) Aha! you
+ are laughing. Does that mean reconciliation?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>angry with herself for laughing</i>). No, <i>no</i>, NO!! But it is so
+ ridiculous to hear you call her Totateeta.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. What! As much a child as ever, Cleopatra! Have I not made a woman
+ of you after all?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. Oh, it is you who are a great baby: you make me seem silly
+ because you will not behave seriously. But you have treated me badly; and
+ I do not forgive you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Bid me farewell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I will not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR (<i>coaxing</i>). I will send you a beautiful present from Rome.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>proudly</i>). Beauty from Rome to Egypt indeed! What can Rome give
+ <i>me</i> that Egypt cannot give me?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. That is true, Caesar. If the present is to be really
+ beautiful, I shall have to buy it for you in Alexandria.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. You are forgetting the treasures for which Rome is most famous, my
+ friend. You cannot buy <i>them</i> in Alexandria.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS. What are they, Caesar?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Her sons. Come, Cleopatra: forgive me and bid me farewell; and I
+ will send you a man, Roman from head to heel and Roman of the noblest; not
+ old and ripe for the knife; not lean in the arms and cold in the heart;
+ not hiding a bald head under his conqueror&rsquo;s laurels; not stooped with the
+ weight of the world on his shoulders; but brisk and fresh, strong and
+ young, hoping in the morning, fighting in the day, and reveling in the
+ evening. Will you take such an one in exchange for Caesar?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA (<i>palpitating</i>). His name, his name?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. Shall it be Mark Antony? (<i>She throws herself in his arms.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RUFIO. You are a bad hand at a bargain, mistress, if you will swap Caesar
+ for Antony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. So now you are satisfied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. You will not forget.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CAESAR. I will not forget. Farewell: I do not think we shall meet again.
+ Farewell. (<i>He kisses her on the forehead. She is much affected and begins
+ to sniff. He embarks.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE ROMAN SOLDIERS (<i>as he sets his foot on the gangway</i>). Hail, Caesar; and
+ farewell!
+ </p>
+ <p><i>
+ He reaches the ship and returns Rufio&rsquo;s wave of the hand.
+ </i></p>
+ <p>
+ APOLLODORUS (<i>to Cleopatra</i>). No tears, dearest Queen: they stab your
+ servant to the heart. He will return some day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLEOPATRA. I hope not. But I can&rsquo;t help crying, all the same. (<i>She waves
+ her handkerchief to Caesar; and the ship begins to move.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE ROMAN SOLDIERS (<i>drawing their swords and raising them in the air</i>).
+ Hail, Caesar!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_NOTE" id="link2H_NOTE">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ NOTES TO CAESAR AND CLEOPATRA
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ CLEOPATRA&rsquo;S CURE FOR BALDNESS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ For the sake of conciseness in a hurried situation I have made Cleopatra
+ recommend rum. This, I am afraid, is an anachronism: the only real one in
+ the play. To balance it, I give a couple of the remedies she actually
+ believed in. They are quoted by Galen from Cleopatra&rsquo;s book on Cosmetic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For bald patches, powder red sulphuret of arsenic and take it up with oak
+ gum, as much as it will bear. Put on a rag and apply, having soaped the
+ place well first. I have mixed the above with a foam of nitre, and it
+ worked well.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Several other receipts follow, ending with: &ldquo;The following is the best of
+ all, acting for fallen hairs, when applied with oil or pomatum; acts also
+ for falling off of eyelashes or for people getting bald all over. It is
+ wonderful. Of domestic mice burnt, one part; of vine rag burnt, one part;
+ of horse&rsquo;s teeth burnt, one part; of bear&rsquo;s grease one; of deer&rsquo;s marrow
+ one; of reed bark one. To be pounded when dry, and mixed with plenty of
+ honey til it gets the consistency of honey; then the bear&rsquo;s grease and
+ marrow to be mixed (when melted), the medicine to be put in a brass flask,
+ and the bald part rubbed til it sprouts.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Concerning these ingredients, my fellow-dramatist, Gilbert Murray, who, as
+ a Professor of Greek, has applied to classical antiquity the methods of
+ high scholarship (my own method is pure divination), writes to me as
+ follows: &ldquo;Some of this I don&rsquo;t understand, and possibly Galen did not, as
+ he quotes your heroine&rsquo;s own language. Foam of nitre is, I think,
+ something like soapsuds. Reed bark is an odd expression. It might mean the
+ outside membrane of a reed: I do not know what it ought to be called. In
+ the burnt mice receipt I take that you first mixed the solid powders with
+ honey, and then added the grease. I expect Cleopatra preferred it because
+ in most of the others you have to lacerate the skin, prick it, or rub it
+ till it bleeds. I do not know what vine rag is. I translate literally.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ APPARENT ANACHRONISMS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The only way to write a play which shall convey to the general public an
+ impression of antiquity is to make the characters speak blank verse and
+ abstain from reference to steam, telegraphy, or any of the material
+ conditions of their existence. The more ignorant men are, the more
+ convinced are they that their little parish and their little chapel is an
+ apex which civilization and philosophy have painfully struggled up the
+ pyramid of time from a desert of savagery. Savagery, they think, became
+ barbarism; barbarism became ancient civilization; ancient civilization
+ became Pauline Christianity; Pauline Christianity became Roman
+ Catholicism; Roman Catholicism became the Dark Ages; and the Dark Ages
+ were finally enlightened by the Protestant instincts of the English race.
+ The whole process is summed up as Progress with a capital P. And any
+ elderly gentleman of Progressive temperament will testify that the
+ improvement since he was a boy is enormous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now if we count the generations of Progressive elderly gentlemen since,
+ say, Plato, and add together the successive enormous improvements to which
+ each of them has testified, it will strike us at once as an unaccountable
+ fact that the world, instead of having been improved in 67 generations out
+ all recognition, presents, on the whole, a rather less dignified
+ appearance in Ibsen&rsquo;s Enemy of the People than in Plato&rsquo;s Republic. And in
+ truth, the period of time covered by history is far too short to allow of
+ any perceptible progress in the popular sense of Evolution of the Human
+ Species. The notion that there has been any such Progress since Caesar&rsquo;s
+ time (less than 20 centuries) is too absurd for discussion. All the
+ savagery, barbarism, dark ages and the rest of it of which we have any
+ record as existing in the past, exists at the present moment. A British
+ carpenter or stonemason may point out that he gets twice as much money for
+ his labor as his father did in the same trade, and that his suburban
+ house, with its bath, its cottage piano, its drawingroom suite, and its
+ album of photographs, would have shamed the plainness of his
+ grandmother&rsquo;s. But the descendants of feudal barons, living in squalid
+ lodgings on a salary of fifteen shillings a week instead of in castles on
+ princely revenues, do not congratulate the world on the change. Such
+ changes, in fact, are not to the point. It has been known, as far back as
+ our records go, that man running wild in the woods is different to man
+ kennelled in a city slum; that a dog seems to understand a shepherd better
+ than a hewer of wood and drawer of water can understand an astronomer; and
+ that breeding, gentle nurture and luxurious food and shelter will produce
+ a kind of man with whom the common laborer is socially incompatible. The
+ same thing is true of horses and dogs. Now there is clearly room for great
+ changes in the world by increasing the percentage of individuals who are
+ carefully bred and gently nurtured, even to finally making the most of
+ every man and woman born. But that possibility existed in the days of the
+ Hittites as much as it does to-day. It does not give the slightest real
+ support to the common assumption that the civilized contemporaries of the
+ Hittites were unlike their civilized descendants to-day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This would appear the tritest commonplace if it were not that the ordinary
+ citizen&rsquo;s ignorance of the past combines with his idealization of the
+ present to mislead and flatter him. Our latest book on the new railway
+ across Asia describes the dulness of the Siberian farmer and the vulgar
+ pursepride of the Siberian man of business without the least consciousness
+ that the sting of contemptuous instances given might have been saved by
+ writing simply &ldquo;Farmers and provincial plutocrats in Siberia are exactly
+ what they are in England.&rdquo; The latest professor descanting on the
+ civilization of the Western Empire in the fifth century feels bound to
+ assume, in the teeth of his own researches, that the Christian was one
+ sort of animal and the Pagan another. It might as well be assumed, as
+ indeed it generally is assumed by implication, that a murder committed
+ with a poisoned arrow is different to a murder committed with a Mauser
+ rifle. All such notions are illusions. Go back to the first syllable of
+ recorded time, and there you will find your Christian and your Pagan, your
+ yokel and your poet, helot and hero, Don Quixote and Sancho, Tamino and
+ Papageno, Newton and bushman unable to count eleven, all alive and
+ contemporaneous, and all convinced that they are heirs of all the ages and
+ the privileged recipients of <i>the</i> truth (all others damnable heresies),
+ just as you have them to-day, flourishing in countries each of which is
+ the bravest and best that ever sprang at Heaven&rsquo;s command from out of the
+ azure main.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Again, there is the illusion of &ldquo;increased command over Nature,&rdquo; meaning
+ that cotton is cheap and that ten miles of country road on a bicycle have
+ replaced four on foot. But even if man&rsquo;s increased command over Nature
+ included any increased command over himself (the only sort of command
+ relevant to his evolution into a higher being), the fact remains that it
+ is only by running away from the increased command over Nature to country
+ places where Nature is still in primitive command over Man that he can
+ recover from the effects of the smoke, the stench, the foul air, the
+ overcrowding, the racket, the ugliness, the dirt which the cheap cotton
+ costs us. If manufacturing activity means Progress, the town must be more
+ advanced than the country; and the field laborers and village artizans of
+ to-day must be much less changed from the servants of Job than the
+ proletariat of modern London from the proletariat of Caesar&rsquo;s Rome. Yet
+ the cockney proletarian is so inferior to the village laborer that it is
+ only by steady recruiting from the country that London is kept alive. This
+ does not seem as if the change since Job&rsquo;s time were Progress in the
+ popular sense: quite the reverse. The common stock of discoveries in
+ physics has accumulated a little: that is all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One more illustration. Is the Englishman prepared to admit that the
+ American is his superior as a human being? I ask this question because the
+ scarcity of labor in America relatively to the demand for it has led to a
+ development of machinery there, and a consequent &ldquo;increase of command over
+ Nature&rdquo; which makes many of our English methods appear almost medieval to
+ the up-to-date Chicagoan. This means that the American has an advantage
+ over the Englishman of exactly the same nature that the Englishman has
+ over the contemporaries of Cicero. Is the Englishman prepared to draw the
+ same conclusion in both cases? I think not. The American, of course, will
+ draw it cheerfully; but I must then ask him whether, since a modern negro
+ has a greater &ldquo;command over Nature&rdquo; than Washington had, we are also to
+ accept the conclusion, involved in his former one, that humanity has
+ progressed from Washington to the <i>fin de siècle</i> negro.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Finally, I would point out that if life is crowned by its success and
+ devotion in industrial organization and ingenuity, we had better worship
+ the ant and the bee (as moralists urge us to do in our childhood), and
+ humble ourselves before the arrogance of the birds of Aristophanes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My reason then for ignoring the popular conception of Progress in Caesar
+ and Cleopatra is that there is no reason to suppose that any Progress has
+ taken place since their time. But even if I shared the popular delusion, I
+ do not see that I could have made any essential difference in the play. I
+ can only imitate humanity as I know it. Nobody knows whether Shakespear
+ thought that ancient Athenian joiners, weavers, or bellows menders were
+ any different from Elizabethan ones; but it is quite certain that he
+ could not have made them so, unless, indeed, he had played the literary
+ man and made Quince say, not &ldquo;Is all our company here?&rdquo; but &ldquo;Bottom: was
+ not that Socrates that passed us at the Piræus with Glaucon and
+ Polemarchus on his way to the house of Kephalus.&rdquo; And so on.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ CLEOPATRA
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Cleopatra was only sixteen when Caesar went to Egypt; but in Egypt sixteen
+ is a riper age than it is in England. The childishness I have ascribed to
+ her, as far as it is childishness of character and not lack of experience,
+ is not a matter of years. It may be observed in our own climate at the
+ present day in many women of fifty. It is a mistake to suppose that the
+ difference between wisdom and folly has anything to do with the difference
+ between physical age and physical youth. Some women are younger at seventy
+ than most women at seventeen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It must be borne in mind, too, that Cleopatra was a queen, and was
+ therefore not the typical Greek-cultured, educated Egyptian lady of her
+ time. To represent her by any such type would be as absurd as to represent
+ George IV by a type founded on the attainments of Sir Isaac Newton. It is
+ true that an ordinarily well educated Alexandrian girl of her time would
+ no more have believed bogey stories about the Romans than the daughter of
+ a modern Oxford professor would believe them about the Germans (though, by
+ the way, it is possible to talk great nonsense at Oxford about foreigners
+ when we are at war with them). But I do not feel bound to believe that
+ Cleopatra was well educated. Her father, the illustrious Flute Blower, was
+ not at all a parent of the Oxford professor type. And Cleopatra was a chip
+ of the old block.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ BRITANNUS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ I find among those who have read this play in manuscript a strong
+ conviction that an ancient Briton could not possibly have been like a
+ modern one. I see no reason to adopt this curious view. It is true that
+ the Roman and Norman conquests must have for a time disturbed the normal
+ British type produced by the climate. But Britannus, born before these
+ events, represents the unadulterated Briton who fought Caesar and
+ impressed Roman observers much as we should expect the ancestors of Mr.
+ Podsnap to impress the cultivated Italians of their time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am told that it is not scientific to treat national character as a
+ product of climate. This only shews the wide difference between common
+ knowledge and the intellectual game called science. We have men of exactly
+ the same stock, and speaking the same language, growing in Great Britain,
+ in Ireland, and in America. The result is three of the most distinctly
+ marked nationalities under the sun. Racial characteristics are quite
+ another matter. The difference between a Jew and a Gentile has nothing to
+ do with the difference between an Englishman and a German. The
+ characteristics of Britannus are local characteristics, not race
+ characteristics. In an ancient Briton they would, I take it, be
+ exaggerated, since modern Britain, disforested, drained, urbanified and
+ consequently cosmopolized, is presumably less characteristically British
+ than Caesar&rsquo;s Britain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And again I ask does anyone who, in the light of a competent knowledge of
+ his own age, has studied history from contemporary documents, believe that
+ 67 generations of promiscuous marriage have made any appreciable
+ difference in the human fauna of these isles? Certainly I do not.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ As to Caesar himself, I have purposely avoided the usual anachronism of
+ going to Caesar&rsquo;s books, and concluding that the style is the man. That is
+ only true of authors who have the specific literary genius, and have
+ practised long enough to attain complete self-expression in letters. It is
+ not true even on these conditions in an age when literature is conceived
+ as a game of style, and not as a vehicle of self-expression by the author.
+ Now Caesar was an amateur stylist writing books of travel and campaign
+ histories in a style so impersonal that the authenticity of the later
+ volumes is disputed. They reveal some of his qualities just as the Voyage
+ of a Naturalist Round the World reveals some of Darwin&rsquo;s, without
+ expressing his private personality. An Englishman reading them would say
+ that Caesar was a man of great common sense and good taste, meaning
+ thereby a man without originality or moral courage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In exhibiting Caesar as a much more various person than the historian of
+ the Gallic wars, I hope I have not succumbed unconsciously to the dramatic
+ illusion to which all great men owe part of their reputation and some the
+ whole of it. I admit that reputations gained in war are specially
+ questionable. Able civilians taking up the profession of arms, like Caesar
+ and Cromwell, in middle age, have snatched all its laurels from opponent
+ commanders bred to it, apparently because capable persons engaged in
+ military pursuits are so scarce that the existence of two of them at the
+ same time in the same hemisphere is extremely rare. The capacity of any
+ conqueror is therefore more likely than not to be an illusion produced by
+ the incapacity of his adversary. At all events, Caesar might have won his
+ battles without being wiser than Charles XII or Nelson or Joan of Arc, who
+ were, like most modern &ldquo;self-made&rdquo; millionaires, half-witted geniuses,
+ enjoying the worship accorded by all races to certain forms of insanity.
+ But Caesar&rsquo;s victories were only advertisements for an eminence that would
+ never have become popular without them. Caesar is greater off the battle
+ field than on it. Nelson off his quarterdeck was so quaintly out of the
+ question that when his head was injured at the battle of the Nile, and his
+ conduct became for some years openly scandalous, the difference was not
+ important enough to be noticed. It may, however, be said that peace hath
+ her illusory reputations no less than war. And it is certainly true that
+ in civil life mere capacity for work&mdash;the power of killing a dozen
+ secretaries under you, so to speak, as a life-or-death courier kills
+ horses&mdash;enables men with common ideas and superstitions to distance
+ all competitors in the strife of political ambition. It was this power of
+ work that astonished Cicero as the most prodigious of Caesar&rsquo;s gifts, as
+ it astonished later observers in Napoleon before it wore him out. How if
+ Caesar were nothing but a Nelson and a Gladstone combined! a prodigy of
+ vitality without any special quality of mind! nay, with ideas that were
+ worn out before he was born, as Nelson&rsquo;s and Gladstone&rsquo;s were! I have
+ considered that possibility too, and rejected it. I cannot cite all the
+ stories about Caesar which seem to me to shew that he was genuinely
+ original; but let me at least point out that I have been careful to
+ attribute nothing but originality to him. Originality gives a man an air
+ of frankness, generosity, and magnanimity by enabling him to estimate the
+ value of truth, money, or success in any particular instance quite
+ independently of convention and moral generalization. He therefore will
+ not, in the ordinary Treasury bench fashion, tell a lie which everybody
+ knows to be a lie (<i>and consequently expects him as a matter of good taste
+ to tell</i>). His lies are not found out: they pass for candors. He
+ understands the paradox of money, and gives it away when he can get most
+ for it: in other words, when its value is least, which is just when a
+ common man tries hardest to get it. He knows that the real moment of
+ success is not the moment apparent to the crowd. Hence, in order to
+ produce an impression of complete disinterestedness and magnanimity, he
+ has only to act with entire selfishness; and this is perhaps the only
+ sense in which a man can be said to be <i>naturally</i> great. It is in this
+ sense that I have represented Caesar as great. Having virtue, he has no
+ need of goodness. He is neither forgiving, frank, nor generous, because a
+ man who is too great to resent has nothing to forgive; a man who says
+ things that other people are afraid to say need be no more frank than
+ Bismarck was; and there is no generosity in giving things you do not want
+ to people of whom you intend to make use. This distinction between virtue
+ and goodness is not understood in England: hence the poverty of our drama
+ in heroes. Our stage attempts at them are mere goody-goodies. Goodness, in
+ its popular British sense of self-denial, implies that man is vicious by
+ nature, and that supreme goodness is supreme martyrdom. Not sharing that
+ pious opinion, I have not given countenance to it in any of my plays. In
+ this I follow the precedent of the ancient myths, which represent the hero
+ as vanquishing his enemies, not in fair fight, but with enchanted sword,
+ superequine horse and magical invulnerability, the possession of which,
+ from the vulgar moralistic point of view, robs his exploits of any merit
+ whatever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to Caesar&rsquo;s sense of humor, there is no more reason to assume that he
+ lacked it than to assume that he was deaf or blind. It is said that on the
+ occasion of his assassination by a conspiracy of moralists (it is always
+ your moralist who makes assassination a duty, on the scaffold or off it),
+ he defended himself until the good Brutus struck him, when he exclaimed
+ &ldquo;What! you too, Brutus!&rdquo; and disdained further fight. If this be true, he
+ must have been an incorrigible comedian. But even if we waive this story,
+ or accept the traditional sentimental interpretation of it, there is still
+ abundant evidence of his lightheartedness and adventurousness. Indeed it
+ is clear from his whole history that what has been called his ambition was
+ an instinct for exploration. He had much more of Columbus and Franklin in
+ him than of Henry V.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ However, nobody need deny Caesar a share, at least, of the qualities I
+ have attributed to him. All men, much more Julius Caesars, possess all
+ qualities in some degree. The really interesting question is whether I am
+ right in assuming that the way to produce an impression of greatness is by
+ exhibiting a man, not as mortifying his nature by doing his duty, in the
+ manner which our system of putting little men into great positions (not
+ having enough great men in our influential families to go round) forces us
+ to inculcate, but by simply doing what he naturally wants to do. For this
+ raises the question whether our world has not been wrong in its moral
+ theory for the last 2,500 years or so. It must be a constant puzzle to
+ many of us that the Christian era, so excellent in its intentions, should
+ have been practically such a very discreditable episode in the history of
+ the race. I doubt if this is altogether due to the vulgar and sanguinary
+ sensationalism of our religious legends, with their substitution of gross
+ physical torments and public executions for the passion of humanity.
+ Islam, substituting voluptuousness for torment (a merely superficial
+ difference, it is true) has done no better. It may have been the failure
+ of Christianity to emancipate itself from expiatory theories of moral
+ responsibility, guilt, innocence, reward, punishment, and the rest of it,
+ that baffled its intention of changing the world. But these are bound up
+ in all philosophies of creation as opposed to cosmism. They may therefore
+ be regarded as the price we pay for popular religion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </p>
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